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The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04
No Work.

Tired Travcler-I has got position, Weary.
 Weary Walker-What! Has you for saken tn sacred traditions of our brotherhood? Fa
 Tired Traveler-Naw. It's a govern ment position.-Brooklyn Life.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04
Her Moneys Worth.

Mother-I gave you penny to be good yesterday, and to-day you are just trying to show how bad you can be.
 Willie-Yes, but am just trying to show you to-day that you got the worth of your money yesterday.-Pearsons Weekly.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04
At the Botanical Gardens.

Professor - Here, young ladies, you observe tobacco plant.
 One of the Young Ladies-Ah! how very interesting. Professor, pray, how long will it be before the cigars are ripeF ---Giornale del Dome.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04
Beating About the Bush.

You may choke me off with quinine, You may frighten mo with squills, You may try to overcome me With your tonics and your pills; But I'm stronger than your doctors, Though for miles extend their fame: I'm little grip" bacillus And get there just the same.
 N. |. Herald
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04
OuIte a Difference.

Xavier Inn-I say, doctor, tell me what the difference between the grip and cold really is.
 Dr. Pillem tin confidential tone)- The doctors fees. People don't call a physician for cold.-Buffalo Courier.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04
Appropriate.

Customer (timidly) -I-er-suppose you have some-er-suitable books fol a man about to-er-be married. Head Clerk (promptly) - Yes, sir Here, Skiggles, show this gentleman our line of largest sized pocketbooks -Buffalo Courier.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04
Poor Dolly.

The little girl was nursing her dolly very carefully.
 "Is dolly siclk?" asked the child's mother.
 Yes, mamma; the poor thing can't digest all 'at sawdust what she's eated." |" Detroit Free Press.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04
The Usual Difference.

Lady-I sec you advertise "good" butter, fine" butter, ''extra" butter, "best" butter and "gilt-edged" butter. What Is the difference?
 New Boy (not very well trained}- Tn ''gilt-edged" butter is fit to eat; the rest isn't.-(3ood News.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04
A SIirht DiMerence.

Binks-Did understand you to say that Swillem rushed the growler Ut olu Soaks funeral?
 Winks-Not at all. 1 remarked tha' he helped carry the bier.-Life.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04
Reckoned by Experience.

The Teacher-If mans salary is SS week how much will the man have at the end of the year?
 The Alderman's Son-Anywhere be- tween SS,Oo0. and s1O,oO0. - Chicago Record.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04
Her Way.

"You do not love mc?" "No"
 "You hate me?"
 "Yes."
 And you will not marry me?" "Oh, that is an entirely differentmat. ter; I'll think it over and let you know tomorrow night. ."-Brooklyn Eagle.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04
\ Question of Time.

Dimpleton-I was playing poker with my father-in-law last night, and l won all he had.
 Dashaway-Was he mad?
 Dimpleton-Oh, no; he said would have gotten it, anyway.-Philadelphia Press.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04
GRANDPA'S HEAD REST.

Simple and Plain Enough to Be Enjoyed
 by the Old GentlemaD.
 The dainty head rests that have been so popular recently are often confined to the chairs that are least in use. Their daintiness and the difficulty in washing them make them distinctly ornamental instead of useful, and the grandfather" would be likely especial
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04
THE BICYCLE CRANK.

s1Ahs Him Run a Sewing Machine While
 He Is Getting Exercise.
 A new contrivance for making hus- band and his wheel both useful and agreeable is suggested in the Album
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04
"Hc hel It pears, Mrs. Brown, yc

"Hc he! It pears, Mrs. Brown, your cats is awful 'fectionate."
 Mrs. B.-Well, dey say dogs grow like dar master; spose cats take after dar misses. Sense my DOT Jim died, dey act kinder lonesome like. Mebbe dey want anoder master. Tee, he!-N. Y. Ledger.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04
IT COMES TOO HIGH.

Democratic "Reform" Is Costing the Peo-
 pie Too Dearly.
 The reform element" in politics is strongly assertive at the present time. 1t is especially insistent that the bi- partisan idea shall not prevail.
 The reform element in politics" has taken this position from no other req son than that the bipartisan idea is favored by men who have given practi- ,aI attention to politics, who have studied politics from the common sense point of view.
 But the reform element in politics. is nothing if not impractical. It in- sisted that MT. Cleveland should be elected president of the United States. If that was done its representatives in formed the country in their most i'm pressive manner we should have true reform with all the ixin's and the country would be in state of beati- tude difficult to describe.
 The country taking the reform ele- ment in politics" at its own valuation elected Mir. Cleveland. And now the country wishes that it had not paid such strict attention to the desires and the demands of the reform element" for that element has been found to be delusion and snare.
 But in spite of the trials and tribula- tions which were caused by giving heed to that element, it still continues to go about making all sorts of demands and claiming because it is the most highly respectable element in politics that it's claims and demands are to be given preference-in fact, that everything must give way to it.
 The people are getting tired of this pretension. They have nearly reached the opinion that the reform element in politics" costs much more than it is worth -Albany Journal
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04

Lady (to new servant)-And can you do any sewing?
 Servant-No, madam. but l can make ''mayonnaise dressing" "- St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04

sB President Cleveland makes a wide distinction between "a condition" and "a predicament." When the treas ury had surplus Mir. Cleveland was alarmed at "the condition" and ad- dressed special message to congress. When he found threatened deficit the president was alarmed at "the predica- ment" and struck a bargain with a bankers syndicate. MT. Cleveland has discovered the solemn truth in Fred Grants observation that it is much easier to take care of a surplus than of deficit. Chicago Inter Ocean.
 G6 Some hungry democrat has said that the adminiStrat nnrht to tnrn
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04

maude-Wot are yer sniffin' O that turkey for when here's wenison wot you kin smell of?
 Tom-Turhey's good enough for. me. ain't no Vanderbilt or Astors!-Life.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-04-04

Css Some hungry democrat has said that the administration ought to turn out more rascals and fewer bonds Iowa State Register.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-11-01
The Ideal LanaCed.

James l.. Francis, Alderman, Chicago,
says: 81 regard DR.. Kings New Dis
cetery at AN ideal Panacea for Coughs,
Gods INA Lung Complaints, having US
ed it in my family for the last five ears,
t, tire exc usion of physicians or Other
Preparations
Rev. John Burgus, k4okuk, Iowa,
writes; - nave been Minister OF thr
Methodist Episcopal cnurch for SO years
or more, ana have found anJth'ns SC
peneiica or that gave me such speedy
refer as Dir. Kings New Discovery. Try
this Ideal cough remedy now. Tria
bottles tree at " j. Mosby'e Drugstore
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-11-01

hill-sides where there are wsshouts CD
one or both sides of the road, the road
bed shall be graded down to proper
shape and sufficient in width for the
safe passage of two vehicles. He shall
construct and keep in repair al. culverts
under and up to 20 feet in width when
requireu. and also keep in repair the
flooring and railing of all bridges in
said district No 3, and the lumber and
spikes required for such work shall on
his requisition to Dist Supervisor be
furnished him by the county. The
Supervisor Of Dist No shall inspect
the work done under this contract and
shall accept the same in writing before
any moneys are paid said contractor.
Said Supervisors may in his discretion
direct the contractor to clear 0bstruc-
tions to travel and repair wash-outs
Immediately he shall inspect and make
monthly reports to the Board as to the
condition of roads and the character
of work done by the contractor. He
shall receive or reject the work as the
case may be and in his report to the
Board, determine the amt, If any OF
the monthly payments which should
paid to the contractor. This contract
shah be for the term OF 4 years and the
contractor shall give bond in double
the amt of his bid for the faithful dis
charge Of the contract. Witness our
signatures this 18th day OF Oct, 1895.
j + BATTLEY Pres B 5
d A GULLY
(Con' inued next week.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-11-01
How 10 Prevent Group.
ICON inued next week.

SOME READING THAT WILL PROVE IN
TEREsTING TO XoUNG MOTHERS. HOW TO
GUARD AGAINST THE DISEASE.
Group is Il terror to young mothers
and to post them concerning the cause,
first symptoms and treatment is the
object of this item. ] he origin of Group
is common cold. Children who are
subject to it take cold very easily and
Group is aimostsurc to follow. The first
symptom is hoarseness; this is soon fol-
lowed by peculiar rough cough, which
is easily recognized and will never be
forgotten by one who has heard it The
time to act is when the child first be-
comes hoarse If ,hamberlain's Cough
Remedy is freely given all tendency to
Group will soon disappear. Even after
the croupy cough has developed it VIII
prevent the attack. There is no danger
in giving this remedy for it contains
nothing injurious. Eor sale by b. +.
Jones. Druggist.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-11-01
Moneu To Loan

7 hove made arrangements
with brokers in New York City
through whom | am able to place
lorns secured by first mortgage
ON improved farms for five years
time. payable in instalments, at
the rate of 10 per cent interest
per annum. The charge for alb
stract and inspection is small and
at the expense of the borrower.
If YOU want cheap money. come
in at once, as the supply is limit
JOHN HANDY.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-11-01
CARD.

/ will be in Canton until Feb. lst 1896,
and hereby solicit work on Engines,
Boilers and Machinery Of all kinds and
refer without permission to l. + Mont-
gomery, OF Madison Station, VIII. ood-
man. John Otis, Walter stokes. Bob Ba-
con and Mr.. Ben Barnett, for all whom
| nave done repairing. am master Oh
nv business and guarantee satisfaction
in every PARTICULAR.
Respectfully,
a. &. IHILToN.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-11-01

a,ice. Never leave home on a
|ou 'u .,.;,bo,,t a bottle of Cham er-
|pf' ca'ie Cholera and Diarrhoea
/ ~ .o'l For sale by b. e. Jones
\ ,njfp Of Mr.. Leonard Wells, o.
|prjmHeld, Mass, had Been suiier.
|, D'n neuralgia for two days, not
| ' .he 70 sleep or hardly eerp still
A. 4, Holden, the merchant there
|bsr bottle OF Cham berlain's PAIN
md asked that she give il a
q, %' rial On meeting Mr. Wells
day Ne was told that she was
~ ,he pain had left her within
I'M as and that the bottle Of Pain
WIS worth IS 60 if it could not De
4, less. For sale ut 30 cents per
! ~ B. Z. Jones, Druggist.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-11-01
DO YOU SEE!

A. Karpe has just completed his
y large assortment ~ Eye-glass-
peciacles and invites your Ii ten
Inspect This stock He can be
fal times at A. Killers store.
sell you cheaper than they
lOught ewelshere and guarantees
|air.
PROF. A. KARPE.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-11-01
Valuable Prescription.

|o Morrison Of Worthington, Ind,
Il wrj Is. "You have Il valuabl
linton in Electric Bitters. and ]
|wrrfully recommend it for con-
|en and Sick Headache, and as
ksl system t mic il has no equal"
Innie Stehle, 26.5 cottage Grove
thcago, was all run down. could
nor digest food, bad . headache
never left her aud falt tired and
but SIX bottles of Electric Bitters
"a her health and renewed her
b. Prices sc cents and 500.
ottle NJ W. j. Nesby's Drug
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-11-01
All hccOmmeDd u.

Ask your physician. yourdruSgist and
YOUR friends ABOUT Sbiloh's cure Tor
Consumption. they will recommend
il. For SAFE 10y B. Z. Jones.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-11-01

Our space is 50 occupied this week by
ads and the proceedings oil me boaru
of superAiso as TO crowd out locals
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-11-01
The Ills of Women.

Constipation, causes naoresthan half
the ills of women Cars Glover Root
Tea is pleaslr cure for Constipation I.
For sale by b. h. jones.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-11-01
.AFacs worth hnowing.

bption, LaGrippe. Pneumonia,
! hroat anc Lung diseases are
by Shiloh's cure. For sale by
|pHss.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-11-01
Catarrh Cured

I'm and sweet breath secured, by
N ,atarrh Remedy. Price 80
Nasal Injector free. For sale by
Jones.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-11-01
LOCALS.
vor pysepeps -

For pysepeps
-, Complaint you have printed
\ ~ an every bottle of shiloh $
|snse Il never fails TO cure, For
my n E.Iones.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-11-01

We regret to hear that our good and
peuial Father Monti is sick this week.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-11-01
PROF.. A. KARPE.


tSaves Lives Every Day.
ends Of cases of Consumption.
|Coughs, Colds and Group are
|ery day by Shiloh's Cure. For
&. Jones.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-11-01
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The state herald., 1895-12-27

The Christmas Number Of "Thc Art
Amateur" is replcic With valuable pfnc-
teal material IN every department OF art
work, and contains special articles suited
To the sen-on. The picture Of the old
fiddler, which 10 this year the attraction
81 the news stands throughout, the coun
Try, is from tho famous picture 10y J. q.
Brown. entitled "a Sad Heart, but n
Merry Tune" Even more valuable 10
tho Art Student IL the striking study oi
"Fchr.dc Las" In water colors, by Fficdn
V. Redmond, shown 10 inptogfcnniye stages
Of painting, like the companion panel oi
american Beauty Rprcr." issued with
the October number. Examples OF dec.
Grafton In the supplements are numer.
ous aud sensonnble-china paihters and
wood carvcrr especially are given rare
treat. 10 the letter press, anon. count
lesa good things, the aiofy oi Lady En-
ma Hamilton, with the ~ firnit by Rom
ncy, Ia sympathetieally md briefly told,
"fhc Study ~ Human Expression" ,lanla
with n subject OF universal interest, aud
tho article On "rehohinR the chiid TO
Draw Will attract no, onlt lnnchcru, bat
oyory mother 10 tho land. II ia not easy
TO Imagine more suitable holiday pies
out ior an nr,istic friend than .eara'
subscription TO this Norlins magazine.
Montague MARKS, poblisbcr. gs Union
square, New York. 80 centa, 81 u scar.
The state herald., 1895-12-27
Another Prize Word Comfort.

Thc publishers OF that great rhiladel-
ndclphis literary success, the Ladies'
Every Saturday, are Offering another
popular educational competition with
mnny beautiful rewards consisting Of u
handsome gold watch, n pneumatic blcy.
Gle, pair of genuine diamond eaf rings,
handsome silk dfe.s pattern, imported
music boz, china dinner service, coin ail-
yer watch, banquet lamp. fifteen solumcs
Of Dickens complete works, camera,
phoDoharpH, etc. 10 those ablo 10 make
the largest liat Of words from letters con
tanned IN LIB ERTi u ELL, no,
uslng tho same letter m any word more
timer ,hnn II Ia contained In tho text In
addition 10 the priles Tor lnrg.at lists
they alao offer n valuable Consolation
Rcwafd 10 each of the ili,y from whom
thu ii,a, list 10 received containing not
irss ihan iu0 woids made from letters
continued N "fabcr'y Bcll". Tho La.
dies Every Sa,nrda, Ia becoming famous
moi only m n biRb-olass illustrated week.
ly Tor women and III. home. Ju, nlau On
account oi i,r great enterprise mud libcr.
nhiy In ihear educational eUnicn's A
copy Of the lac, issue, Just received. con
iains fall particulars ~ tho hbo,e otfet
together with letters oi congratnlation
aud thanks from tho many Sho received
rewatda IN ibeir lust contest. Any u
ouF readers Interested can secure coly
ot their neus,lralef. nt by enclosing three
two cent STAMPS 10 the Ladies' Every
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Street. pbiisdelpbia, Ia.
The state herald., 1895-12-27
CATARRH AND COLDS CURED.

Ars you afflicted with catarrh or fire.
quent colds You can cure yourself with
II most simple remedy. A sufferer from
catarth aud colds having tried several
remedies and received no help, gave them
all up and by using very simple rene
dy compounded from two ingredients he
was cured. his headaches were gone, his
head clear and all sickness lett. The
medicine Is harmless and puts renewed
yieof 10 the system. This medicine is
not pls on the market for salc, Lnt the
formula for mixing II will he sent to any
address on receipt Of two dimes and two
stamps. Tho materials can bc purchased
at amy drug stare at a cost Of only few
cents. Begin lie anew ana cure your
self. suffer no longer. This formula
ha, never been offered before and tlis
plan has been adopted instead Of selling
the compound. A sure cure. Send at
once 10 Fox Pub. Co, Middleburg, New
York
The state herald., 1895-12-27

Last Saturday evening at the meeting
of ME-. Quarterly Conference at the
church. Mrs. T.. B. REYNOLDS presented
to the NJ. 4. Society OF Holyoke Il line
medallion OF John Wesley. This is n
present that will be highly appreciated
by the members Of the NJ. T.. Society.
Tho Quarterly Conference returned u
vote OF thanks TO Mrs. REYNOLDS and or.
dered tn. same spread upop tho minutes
Of the meeting. The history OF this pic
ture If quito interesting. Over quar-.
tor OF a century ngo it was presented to
AN aun, of Mrs. Reynolds, Mrs. n. W
Gardiner. by her Sunday School Glars
connected with Kidding NJ. T.. Church
o, Elmira. New York, where, with her
husband. .he wns true pioneer of Meth
odlsm in the formation u three churches
Of that denomination in that city. Called
from labor to reward Inst August. she
had devised by will the likeness TO her
niece, Mrs. Reynolds. OF Holyoko. On
the reverse side OF tho medallion appears
the following inscription
"Our msdillion Of John Wesley is
very fine profile hken.ns executed In
bnsso relieve by the celebrated artist NJ.
Jules l.obrethon. Tho material is silver,
which, by our peculiar process Of elec-
trotypInr. becomes chemically pure. and
The state herald., 1895-12-27
THE 1896 MAMMOTH READING COURSE

This Course OF Reading 'or 1896 con
sis,s Of several hundred selections OF IN.
tcres'ing s'ories on various topics, hu
morons and miscellaneous mn,,er, house.
hold md toilet hints, etc Illustrated
viii inieros, old and young. Worth ita
weight in gold and will furnish you
abundance Of reading matter. A large
edition is being issued which brings the
price within the reach Of ali. The CON.
pls,e reading course sent prepaid for 2oc
in silver, IN order 10 Introduce 1t in your
locality. Send at ono. while the offer 1,
open. Address Fox Pub. Co. X Ave,
Middleburg. New York.
The state herald., 1895-12-27
Danger Signals

More ft.m ba!f fbt riri'ns ef coasnnt-
ton DO not kRo;r her bare Il. Heye /, !. is.
OF symptoms by which CONSUMPTION can
Certainly be detected -
Coagb one OF two slight efforts on
rising, occurring during the day ai;ti fre-
quently during The nigh,
Short brfitbiBg after eXer;ion,
7igbigfss Of h ctfSi,
QHrk talSe. especially noticeable in the
evening and after full meal.
'Ltf!!:R,Ss in the evening, followed by
SHg@ hrsr.
Persbi,aiioa toward morning and
Pik fdes and idng3ad in the morning.
Loss Of riiaMp.
II you have these symptoms, or any of
them, do not delay. There are many
preparations which claim TO be cures, but
Or. Hsksy's english Remedy for Consumption
has the highest endorsements. and has
stood the test of years. II will arrest CON
sumption in lis earlier stages, and drive
away the symptoms named. II is manu-
factured by the Acker Medicine Co. 80
and tS Chambers st., New York, and sold
by ~ reputable druggists.
The state herald., 1895-12-27

Holyoke, Colo, dec. o, 1895.
Notice is hereby given that bids Tor
physician for tho county popr will be re-.
ceiyed by the board of county commis-
sionsrs at their January meeting. Such
bid. to state plainly tbs amount TO bc
charged by the year or by tho Witt, bid
ders to furnish all medicines All bids
mus, lie in by Jan. o, 1895. TIL. board
oi county commissioners reserve the
righ, to reject any or oil bids.
BY order Of the board Of county CON
missioners. y. W BrdGs, Co. elk.
The state herald., 1895-12-27

Read the HERALD portrait offer gwen
in this issue. IL yea want a crayon por-
trait on the terms OF that offer call a,
the HERALD Office, see n sample portrait
and We feel satisfied that you will order
n portrait. We make no profit on the
portraits. but are offering them at this
remarkably low price whom taken in
connection with a subscription for the
STNTs HERAI.p.
The state herald., 1895-12-27
s,ll wye. New Year sIeaitat.oa.

or course the serious business un New
Yenr Day is to make good resolutions,
and 10 person who respects hins u OF
has due regard icr tho propsiNtics will
begin to smash them until tho bright.
eyed young chcrub whom We picture US
tho New Year has been long enough in
the world Dot to mind hearing the crash
Of the fine china. Some authorities on
the etiquette OF the day say that while
tue breaking should not begin before
sundown oil New Year Day, it may bc in
augurated after that time. us tho chorub,
being very young, and tired out With
moving in, may be presumed TO have re-
tired for the night. This however, is q
doubtful point, upon which it is not safe
to act.
Personally, don't begin to toy with
the good resolutions until late in the day.
l work up to them by degrees. The first
thing l do in the morning is 10 think
sFer s,aast~AJ hass dnss ieeaas.sta,
l can finish this very nicely before break.
fast by getting up at my usual time.
which Is six minutes before James, my
butler, brings in the first course Of sun
kissed strawberries. ] think may say,
without undue pride, that these straw
berries src kissed through the hot-house
windows at fifty cents kiss.
After breakfast attend to my regrets
for things done which ough, not to have
been done, nnd things left undone which
ought to have beon done. This ia the
long undertaking of the day, and should
have 10 pull down the curtains upon the
still night and the white mantle of vir
gin snow, and light tho lamp before com
ple,ipg it, were il not for the fact that l
do not find myself an enthusiastic re-
gretter. and soon tire Of my work. |
knock oil with the comforting thought
that we should only regret enough to
chastise ourselves, anyhow, and then
with firm, rigid upper lip should pro-
ceed to do better. We should let our
sorrows heal, IL they will, instead Of
keeping them open, torn and bleeding,
as cowardly soldiers sometimes do to
avoid the coming battle. always like
to shake hands with the New Year and
bid It welcome, for it seems TO me to be
sort OF cleaning day, when we can ppt
our past out on the line, look /, over, and
pound it with broom aud knock out
the dust Of seltishness and uukindness. -
From "New Thoughts for the New Year
in Demorest's Magazine for Januaiy.
The state herald., 1895-12-27

Is the truthful. -tartiin. title Of book about
So.ro-Dac, the harmless, guaranteed tobacco
habit cure that braces up nicotiniknd nerves
eliminates the Nicotine polion. makes weak
men gain strength. ylEor and manhood.
You run no ply .leai nr financial risk, ~ No
ro'iiar I. sold by IN smith and q ". Quinn
under guarantee to cure or money
refunded. bpok fFoe. Address sterling
Hcn,cty Co. New York " chicago.