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The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13
THE REPORT OF GENERAL MILES,
Unclc Sans Army Shown to BE in Ex-
cellent Condition.

OnclC Sh" AE"y ~ kSe III CA-
cellent Condition.
WASHINGTON, Nov. 12.-The annual
report Of General Miles, commanding
the army, has been made public. The
personnel is shown to be in excellent
condition, we'll instructed. efficient and
attentive to duty. Liberal appropria-
tions are required for public buildings
at the posts, many of which are out of
repair. General Miles believes that the
peaceable conditions now existing
among the various Indian tribes is
largely attributable to the presence of
troops at suitable points, and to the ad-
mirable conduct of the experienced army
officers who have been placed in charge
of the principal agencies. While it
economical and desirable to have the
reserve forces Of the army near the
great certers of communication, Gen.
eral Miles urgently contends that thes'
points SHOULD be selected solely for then
strategic value.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13

GRAND FORKS, n. D., Nov. l3.-Re-
ceiver H. r. X. Lyon of the North Da-
kota Milling association states that on
Tuesday, Nov. 10, he will make applica-
cation to Judge Thomas of the United
States district court, which meets in
this city,.to issue $4,000 worth of re-
ceiver's bonds, the proceeds of which
will be used to buy wheat at Mandan
and Bismarck in sufficient quantity TO
keep these two mills in constant opera
tion
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13
ARRESTED THE MAYOR.
Licely Time on at Ashland Over tn
sunday Closing Controversy.

Lisely Time on at Ashland Over the
sunday Closing Controversy.
ASHLAND, Wis, Nov. 13.-The con
f1ict between saloonkeepers and the
civic federation over Sunday closing has
eliminated in the arrest af Acting
Mayor Faude. Saturday afternoon
Faude issued an order authorizing sa-
looms to run on Sunday, thereby revok-
ing the previous order of Mayor Nc
Clintock. made a week before, COM
pelling saloons to close. Sunday all the
saloons kept open. Monday after
noon A. f. Dixon, member
of the civic federation, swore
out warrant for Faude's arrest for
violating his oath of Office in authoriz-
ing the saloons to break the law by run.
ming on Sunday. The case was called
during the afternoon, but adjourned.
Faude is president of the council and
became acting mayor last Thursday
when Mayor McClintock took trip to
Canada.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13
ANNUAL K. OF L. CONVENTION


The Nineteenth Session Opens at WASH
ington-S"vereig, Is Encouraged.
WASHINGTON, Nov. l3.-The 18th an
nuaI convention of the general assemb V
Knights of Labor has begun here. The
sessions will continue for about 10 days,
but ali business transacted at the meet
ings will be guarded with the utmost
secresy, not even K. of L., other than
the delegates or alternates being al
lowed admission.
General Master Workman Sovereign
is here, and expresses himself as being
very much encouraged by the present
state of the order
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13
SOMETHING WILL SOON DRSP.
Ambassadors About Done Fooling With
the sultan.

mbass ssadors About Done Fooling With
the sultan.
CONsTANTINOPLE. Nov. l3.-It is stated
in European official circles here that as
a result of an additional exchange Of
views between the powers, through
their representatives here and at the
different capitals, it is believed that a
joint course of action involving dis
play of naval and possibly military
force has already been decided upon
with the view of restoring order in
Armenia. recent events having clearly
demonstrated that the sultan has no
intention Of really carrying out the
scheme for reform agreed upon some
time ago after much delay and allow
ance.
Financial situation Unsatisfactory.
The financial situation here continues
to be unsatisfactory in spite of the eff
forts of the imperia, bank to bolster up
the finances of the Turkish empire. In
fact, bourse business here is almost en-
tirely suspended and it is believed that
this condition of affairs will continue
until the European powers demonstrate
to the sultan in the only manner that
he is capable Of understanding that the
cruelty and incompetence of Turkish
officials can no longer be permitted tc
endanger the peace Of Europe.
Tn" End Fast Approaching.
A prominent member of the diplo
matte corps was quoted as saying that
"the end Of all this business is fast ap
preaching, and this is the view taken
Of the situation by Europeans generally
1t is understood that the powers have
at last decided that further ''identica
notes or other such communication.
are useless in the case of Abdul Hamed
and that only prompt and efficient mil
itary action is likely to have any i'll
| fluence upon him.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13

ALMERIC H. PAGET. MISS PAULINE WHITNEY.
erected across the center aisle seats,
while the stone Gothic pillars and
abuttments We're entirely hidden in
masses Of rhododendrons.
The family and Immediate friends
had seats separated from those reserved
by the guests by floral gate built on
Gothic lines, extending across the CEN
ter aisle. On the right sat President
Cleveland and Secretary Daniel E. La
mont and Secretary Of the Navy Her
bert, and in the seats Immediately be-
hind the presidential party were seated
Governor and Mrs. Morton, Sir Julian
Pauncefote and members of the British
embassy, and DIR. Chauncey NJ. Depew
and specially invited guests.
On the left were seated members of
the Whitney household, Lady Cole
brook and Miss Alice Paget, sisters of
the bridegroom; Lord Westmeath and
personal friends Of the bride.
Rare Musical Programme.
In honor Of the Importance of the oc-
casion, Edouard de Reszke, who has
never appeared in church before as a
soloist, and Mime. Nordica, sang Faure' s
due" "The Crucitix," from Mendelsohn' 8
"Elijah," Just before the betrothal
service, Nine. Nordica sang Gounod' s
"Ave Maria" Frank Ondricek rem
dered Laudi's "Elegie" on the violin.
Handel's Largo was performed by
Franko's orchestra, accompanied by the
harp and organ, and delightful musi-
cal programme was presented before the
arrival of the bridal party.
How the bride Was Dressed.
Miss Whitney, who entered leaning
on the arm of her father, made beauti-
full bride. Her wedding gown of ivory
white satin was perfectly plain, without
lace or embroidery, save for heavy
silk cord which ran around the edge.
The corsage was finished with stock
collar of plated satin, covered with
point lace, finished in rosettes at either
side, and the very full sleeves were fin.
ished from elbow to wrist in gauntlet
style, with narrow fril of lace at the
wrist. The waist was seamless. A clus
ter of orange blossoms was fastened al
the left side, ON the waist line, and the
veil was made from q splendid piece OF
point lace which was worn by the
brides mother and which extended
almost to the train.
Cleveland Signed the Register.
Immediately after the ceremony, th'
newly welded pair were accompanied
to the vestry by the president and ST
Julian Pauncefote, who subscribed
their names to the marriage register, a
witnesses. While the bridal party wer
signing the registry, Nine. Nordic
sang, and the little flower girls pre-
sented favors to the specially invite'
guests.
A reception was held immediatel.
after the ceremony at the residence O
the brides father, No. 2 West Fifty
seventh street, to which 400 guests wer
bidden. In the inner hall an immens
bell of white flowers was hung beneat
which the bridal couple received tn
congratulations of their friends.
They Will Live at St. Paul.
The bridal couple will pass part c
the honeymoon at Mr.. Whitney's cour
try seat, at West Bury, L. l., and late
will slowly tour through the Easter
states, en- route to St. Paul, where Nj
Paget and his bride will make the
fufure home
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13

DEs MONIES, Ia, Nov. 13.-The state
railroad commission has been deluged
with petitions from all over Iowa for
lower rates Oh grain, in view of present
low prices The commissioners decided
that rates which it is asked to change
jurisdiction.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13

HURON, S. D., Nov. ia. l.. Ellis
of Gettysburg is at Pierre to ask the SUI
preme court to appoint receiver for
the Forest City Land and Improvement
company, which owns 1900 acres of
land in Potter and Sully counties and IA
controlling interest i'll the Forest City
anu Sioux City railroad, operating be-
tween Forest city and Gettysburg.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13
The War on Ashanti.

LONDON, Nov. 13. 1t is expected
that war age nst Ashanti will be de-
clared at the next cabinet council. The
authorities at WooIwich arsenal haN {
received oruers to forward all the nee.
essary stores 10 Accra.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13
Chicago Union stock Yards.

CHICAGO, Nov. II, 1895.
HOGS-Market active; light stronger;
others barely steady.
Sales ranged 1T -. 70 a. ID for light;
S. 35(a3. 10 for mixed; -. 3J,437 20 for heavy
packing and shipping lots; $3.50 9 }.55 for
rough.
CATTLE-Market steady TO stronger.
Beeves, S3.O,l05 90; COWS and helfers,
$l.2 @3.45> Texas steers, $26oGa.3O. West
erns, ~. ,5a3.9.: stockers and feeders,
~. .2O(I3.sO
SHEEP-Market steady.
| sheep, ii 400.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13

SOUTH ST. PAUL, Nov. II, 1895.
HOGS-M,rket &c lower. Quality good.
Range of prices s3 3O@3.a5.
CATILE-Steady; better demand for
stockers and feeders; moderate demand.
SHEEP-Slow on butcher stock; good
d, mand for wether feeders.
Receipts: Hogs, 1885, cattle, go;
shaan lhD)
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13
THE NEZ PIERCE RESERVATION

Estimated Ten Thousand People Will
Cross the Border Nov. IS.
JCLETTA, Ida, Nov. l3.-TwO hun
dred and fifty homeseekers are in camp
in this vicinity waiting tor the opening
of Nez Perce reservation, Nov. Is.
Several families have just arrived from
the East. Many are leaving here daily
to look over the land and make their
selections. Those who are returning
are elated over their prospect. Several
townsites have been surveyed. 1t is ex-
pected there will be 10000 people ready
when the word is given to enter the
promised land which many have been
waiting for for years. The reservation
will furnish homes for over 5000
families.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13
Minneapolis Grain.

MINNEAPoLIs, Nov. ii, 1895.
WHEAT-November closed at 52Ac;
December, 52Hc; May, 56I956Ic. On
Track-\o. hard, 53Ac; No. Northern,
52Lc; No. 2 Northern, ,1c
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13
Bank Robbers Frightened Away.

MASON CITY, Ia, Nov. 12.-An at
tempt was made to loot the Bank of
Plymouth, at Plymouth, 10 miles north
of here. The door of the safe was
blown off, and the robbers We're at worF
at the money closet when frightened
away
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13
Duluth Grain.

DULUTH. Nov. II, 1895.
WHEAT-Cash No. hard, 54Ac; No.
/ Northern, 53Ac; No. 2 Northern, 5lHQ
49hc; No. 8 spring, 4914 @ i6c; rejected,
36(a45Hc. To arrive-No. l hard, sac;
No. Northern, 53Ac; November No. l
hard, o61ac;, No. Northern, 55c; Decem-
her No. l hard, 55>1c; No. l Northern,
sac; May Nc Northern, 5yac.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13
BLOOMERs ON THE GRIDIRON.

Cambridge High school Girls Will Play
Football.
CAMBRIDGE, Mass, Nov. 13.-The
young women of the Cambridge high
school have decided to organize foot
ball eleven. They will get in condition
to play practice game on Thanksgiving
day. That will be the first open air prac-
tice game-a sort of dress rehearsal to pre-
pare the team to meet strangers eyes. On
no occasion will the general public view
the games. Admission will be by card
only, and none other than close friends
of the players will hold them.
The first game, it is understood, will
be played at Lynn shortly after Thanks
giving Day The Lynn High School
time, and puts up an excellent game.
Novices from Cambridge. do not expect
to do much with this eleven.
Uniforms Will BE Works of Art.
The uniforms of the young women
viii be things of beauty. Bloomers,
padded in football style, will be worn
with legg ngS. Sweaters will have laced
fronts and square collars, and will not
have balloon sleeves. The association
rules of the Rugby game will be
thoroughly overhauled, remodeled
renovated and amended to suit the new
eleven. Such an astonishing move or
the part of TIE ari>tocratlc young woman
is regarded with horror by small society
! peopIe of this exclusive university city
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13
Chicago Grain and Provisions.

Chicago Grain and PrOVlslOns.
CHICAGO, Nov. IL, 1898.
CLOSING PRICES.
WHEAT-Eovemoer, 5G5sc, Dece mber,
57Ac; Ma, &. 12c.
CORN - November, 2Jc; December,
27Ac: May, 291l
OATS-Nov :nber, lsIc: December,
lSNc: May, 2o1ac.
PORN ovember, $50. December.
$S.l5; January, sy.05 May. S937h.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13
Cavalry Horses For Mexico.

WICHITA, Kan, Nov. l3.-Agents of
the Mexican government have con-
tracted with a local firm for 600 cavalry
horses to be delivered at the City of
Mexico not later than Dec. 10. 1t is
stipulated that the horses shall be geld
ings, between / 1000 and LOO pounds
weight.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13

BIG SPRINGS, Neb., Nov. 13.-Black
diphtheria has become epidemic here
Many people have died. All schools
have been abandoned, and the sur
rounding counties, extending to Jules
burg, Colo, have quarantined against
this county.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13
LATEST MARKET REPORTS.
Milwaukee Grain.

Milwaukee Grain.
MILWAUKEE, Nov. IL, 1895
FLOJR-Steady.
WHR-AT-No, . spring, SIC; No. ]
Northern, 57Ac; May, olHc.
CORN-No. 3, exc.
OATS-No. white. 2JHc; No 3 white
10000
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13
GOT A LARGE SUM
The Express Agent at Colorado
Springs Held Up For Twenty
Thousand.
Masked Men Confronted Him
With RevOlvers and He
Gave Up.
Another Package of Thirty-five
Thousand Which They Did
Not Get.

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo, Nov. 49,
The Wells-Eargo Express company has
given out the following official state
ment regarding the robbery at the
Santa Fe depot about 10 o'clock p. IN.
Twenty thousand dollars was sent
from Denver to the First National bank
of Colorado Springs early in the after
noon This money was in currency OF
small denominations, and was received
about oclock and too late to be dellv-
cred to the bank. The package con-
tanning the money was placed in the
depot safe and both doors locked. There
was nothing to indicate its value. Ev-
identity the
Thieves Knew of Its Existence.
When train No. came in, about
9:43, there were other packages aboard
with currency to the amount of 200
consigned to the same bank. These
packages We're delivered to the agent
and placed in the safe with a. other.
After the train had departed the agent,
George krout, went to the platform to
straighten trucks which were staRding
there, and when he returned to the
office, he was met at the door by two
masked men with drawn revolvers.
The package containing the $50, 900 was
demanded, and the agent was compelled
to open the safe and give it up. The
agent said nothing about the remaining
packages and the robbers left at once
The standing rewards of $500 each fol
information or arrest of the robbers OF
course hold good, and the amount viii
undoubtedly be increased
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-11-13
They Will Live at St. Paul.

The bridal couple will pass part of
the honeymoon at Mr.. Whitney's coun-
try seat, at West Bury, L. l., and later
will slowly tour through the Eastern
states, en- route to St. Paul, where Mr..
Paget and his bride will make their
future home.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-07-04
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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-07-04
KEENAN, WANTS THE EARTH.
FITz LOSING no TIME.
Exhibition OF BOxing After His
Acuuittaf.

SYRACUSE, N. Y, July Sat the
place of 'Yank'' Sullivan this evenin z
Bob Fitzsimmons and several other
noted pugilists took part in a boxing
and athletic entertainment. Fitzsi1n-
mons boxed three rounds with the pro-
prietor, the set-to being of the nature
of a go-as-you-please scrap Sullivan
showed himself to be quite clever, de-
spite his age, and three times knocked
the Australian into his corner. Peter
Maher, who is matched to tight Steve
O'Donnell, and Tommy Ryan, the wei
terweight champion, were also present
and took part in the exhibition.
FitZsimEons said he would begin
training tomorrow at Coney Island for
his coming battle with CorbetU at
Dallas this fall. When asked about
the probable result Of the refusal of
the state comptroller OF Texas 20
grant a license fer the big battle, lie
said that until he received official no
tice from Dan Stuart, or others of the
Dallas syndicate, he would not be-
lieve il.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-07-04
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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-07-04

and Burns scored 1t was easy. They
wouldn't make singles. They went
after doubles, and when Kuehne and
Werrick went out and retired the side
there was a prolonged sigh of peace
Inc men had batted around twice
They had made ten hits and were most
all doubles and triples. Such batting
hasn't been seen on the grounds this
or any other season. It was terrific,
and it was clean hitting, too. These
fourteen runs gave the Millers nine
teen and they had the game beyond
question.
In the eighth they made three more
and so easy, too, that there's hardly
any use talking about it After two
men were out, Strauss lifted the ball
into right for a single, Kuehne sent
her out for two bases and Werrick fol-
lowed suit, sending Strauss and Kuehne
home Wilson's single to right sent
Werrick over the plate and, thinking
they had enough to call it won, the
Millers let Healey strike out, retiring
the side. The Apostles made a faint
rally in the ninth, scoring twice but
the runs cut no figure. They didn't
help things a bit-only made the score
look a little bigger, but didn't change
the result. Here is the score:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-07-04

Earned runs St Paul 4, Minneapolis
Is; home runs, Smith, Healy; three
base hit, Boyle; two-base hits, Mari,
Boyle. Hulen. Lally, Werdeu ?. Burns
>, Strauss. Kuehne, WeTricS ,, Wilson,
Healy; double plays, Pepper, Pickett
and Mullane, Camp and O'Rourke,
Smith and Pickett, Werrick and Yer
den; bases on balls, off Jones >, off
Pepper 1, off Healy 5; hit by pitched
ball. Camp Smith, Mullane; struck
out, by Jones 3, by Pepper ,, by Healy
l; first base on errors, st. Paul l, Min
neapolis I; stolen bases, Jones, Wer-
rick; left on bases, ST. Paul 8, Minneap-
oils s: wild pitches, Healy l, Pepper l;
time, 2:40; umpire, Cushman.
GAMES TODAY.
Minneapolis at st. Paul, 10 a. N.
st. Paul at Minneapolis, 4 p m.
Milwaukee at Kansas City forenoon
and afternoon.
Grand Rapids at Indianapolis fore
noon and afternoon
Detroit at Toledo forenoon and after
noon.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-07-04
Won the aredaI for K.a

ST. PETER, Mimi, July 3-Tba tBir5
bicycle road race for the Eversen
Bros gold medal came off last evA,-
lng' and was won by Frank HeideI
VINO Is now the owner of the medal.
having won three successive races.
me medal was offered by Evenson
Bros. to local bicycle riders. and is a
handsome one, made of solid gold. and
valued at SO. The top piece is a fat
bar, with an eagle pendant, under
which is a cross-bar design of a bicy-
Gle handle. The base is a plate. in
which wheel is set, the whole rnat-
ing beautiful design. There were
i've starters in the last race, while in
the first there were ten.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-07-04
JAWING THE UMPIRE
Preferred to Ball Playing by the
minneapolis Team.

There is no reason why the Mime
apolis team should not be near the
top. With such hitters and all around
players as Straus, Burns, LaIly, Wer-
den Werrick and Hulen, the team has
no excuse for occupying sixth place.
If the players would stop their dis
gushing believing at the umpire and
play the ball they were hired to play,
and of which they are capable, Mime
apolis would be at the head of the
list today. It all comes of the tactics
employed by Perry Werden from the
start. He set the example, and ever
since then everybody has followed
most faithfully in his wake. 1t is a
pity to see such good ball players 60
ing to waste. The Minneapolis players
mentioned are the hardest hitters in
the league, but they'd rather jaw an
umpire and make asses of themselves
than play ball.