The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-18


Duane streets New York.
MONDAY. ................... MARCH ~, 1888
Silurians are pawnbrokers.
He is the Budd of railroad promise.
The scalpers We shall have always with
you.
1t is much safer to pray for rain than to
bet on it.
Good streets are the best indication of
prosperity.
There are no cobblestones in the road
to progress.
Combination is sometimes better than
competition.
You never help your town by denounc-
ing your neighbors.
He who subscribes to the valley road lays
up treasures in bank.
The transgressor never gets off hard
road without getting into the mud.
scandal by the tail, but can it hold it?
The frost may have blighted the fruit
supply but it did not hurt the demand.
He who helps the Fruit and Flower
Mission adds another tint to the rainbow.
If you read our advertisements to-day
you will know where the best bargains are.
You never make the best of your neigh
Dor by always trying to get the best of him.
This is going to be the week for the
manufacturers to talk business and mean
it.
Prosperity and lack of enterprise are too
unfriendly to walk on the same side of
the street.
You get all the news of the day tersely
told and brightly pictured by consulting
your CALL.
Whenever you see anything you don't
like, toss a cobblestone at it and get it out
of the way.
For the people of the interior San Fran
cisco is the best holiday resort to be found
in the State.
One by one the States are unloading
their Legislatures and looking up for the
picnic season.
There are some silurians who refuse to
die simply because their funerals will be a
public benefit.
DR.. Keeley's announcement that asafoe-
tida is a sure cure for grippe ignores the
efficacy of the skunk.
Concurrently with the adjournment of
the Legislature were several serious run
Always in Sacramento.
With the best street-car system in the
world, why should we have the worst sys-
tenn of street paving?
One of the best ways of looking at the
day is to regard it as an opportunity for
subscribing to the valley road.
Other cities may hold festivals occasion
ally, but for those who seek recreation San
Francisco is perpetual pleasure.
China surrenders the wider will be the
spread of civilization in the Orient.
The Ingleside murder was one of those
crimes for which even the ingenuity of
lawyers can find no conceivable provoca-
ton.
One of the things needed among the
recreations of San Francisco is a series of
daily roundthe-bay excursions at popular
prices.
The Legislature having gone to join
Congress, the silurians and the cobple-
stones are the next nuisances to be got
rid of.
Street begging has diminished since the
CALL drew attention to it, and the police
should now get in and suppress it alto
gether.
All the BARRIERS in the State will rejoice
over the law that enables them to take
their little shavers for a halliday outing on
Sundays.
A peculiar compliment to the stability
OF legislative wisdom is the declaration
that this or that lobbyist defeated" GER
tain bill by working against it,
1t is not remarkable that Charles E.
Laughton, known as 'The Fiddling Gov
ernor," dropped dead while reading a book
entitled "The Sunny Side of Politics"
The report of the investigating COM
mittee that either Dunn is a liar or Buggy
didn't tell the truth, is an absolutely cor
rect conclusion, but the public knew it
before.
A club to increase the population to
half million is a good thing, and one of the
best ways to proceed is first to increase the
population of the interior by helping the
valley road.
Following closely upon the combination
of the wine-makers comes that of the
raisin- growers-the two grandest steps
ever taken for making two great industries
in California profitable.
He who opposes anything which will ad-
vance the valley road for fear that his