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The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1895-10-03
REMEDIAL METHODS.

MANY invalids believe that remedies
necessarily imply medicines, and med
icines only. This is serious mistake.
for it not only leads them to be content
with such limited effects as drugs are
able to produce, but prevents them
from acquiring proper knowledge of
the remedial resources which exist
within the organism itself-the very
agencies by which in health, the vital
powers are developed and maintained.
"!n the compilation of these REPORTS
we have ascertained that the nature of
these physical agencies, as adapted to
remedial purposes are at easy com
mand, and we have no hesitancy in
saying that after a careful investiga-
ton, at the hands of trained represeu-
tatives OF our Secret Inquiry Bureau.
that these remedial methods obtain
their development and achieve their
greatest results through using I'm
proved Oxygenor, Natures Own Meth
cd OF Freeing Herself from Disease
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1895-10-03
Wonderful Discovery! Disease Killer!
BELIEVE AND LIVE: D1sBE11EvE AND YOU MAY DIE.
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The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1895-10-03
THE REPORT OF THE COMMITTEE ON
THE AMENDMENT.

The committee on resolutions re-
turned to the hall, and Judge Whita-
ker said: "As chairman of the commit
tee, am requested to report as to the
action of that committee, and to re-
port to the convention that the amend
ment offered by Mr.. Cooke meets with
the dissensiOn of the committee. In
other words, this committee reports fo-
rordbty on the original resolutions, and
unfdrordbty on the amendment"
The report of the committee was
adopted by an overwhelming majority
and then the vote on the resolutions
was taken and they were unanimously
adopted.
A movement was made by some one
to introduce a resolution, but before If
could get under way, Hon. Harry skin
ner got the floor and said the Durpose
and business for which the convention
had assembled had been attended tn
and that being done, he moved to ad,
jOurn sine die.
Inc motion was put and carried by a
rouslng vote, ana amid loud and ent6u-
slastlc cheers, which showed that the
sense OF the convention was that its
WORK had been we'll done.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1895-10-03
Natures Own Method Of Freeing Herself from Disease

Without the Use of Medicine. We
nave fully investigated the Improved
OxygenOr treatment and find that it
will cure when all remedies have failed
and have no hesitancy in saying it is
the best treatment known to the en-
llghtened practice of medicine. We do
not hesitate to accord unstinted
praise, for we know that the highest
praise is merited, and in bestoWing
commendation, We act solely in the in
terest OF the readers of these REPORTS.
asking nothing of the Company. This
Investigation was conducted without
their knowledge and this report ap-
pears without regard to their personal
wishes in the matter. We have found
this to be a superlative system for the
cure of disease. The Company furn-
lshing the Improved Oxygenor is con-
trolled by regularly graduated physi-
clans whose experience and practice,
covering half century of time give
this treatment value and a standing
OF the most enviable character.
Address with stamp,
tive COMPANY.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-11-28
Five Cents a Line,
SITUATIONS wANTED-FREE.

Are you in need of work? If SO. you are at
liberty to use these columns for assistance in
that direction While this notice appears the
STATE JOURNAL will publish free on Saturday
Monday and Tuesday. for Topeka or Kansas
people. all notices of Situations Wanted" not
exceeding five lines. or thirty-fve words. in
length. provided that all advertisements of that
nature are handed in previous to ten O'Clock
Saturday morning; also on Wednesday. Thurs
day and Friday. all advertising of this class
handed in by ten O'Clock Wednesday morning
No advertisements of this nature to be started
except on Saturdays and Wednesdays. No obi
cation is incurred on the part of the advertiser.
No worthy and needy man or woman need hest
tate to take advantage of this offer No one in
business or having employment is expected to
take advantage of it, but all others are invited
o avail themselves freely.
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APT STORE

w L. TRUMBULL. 720 Kansas ave-. fine
W. art store. etchlngs water colors Berlin
photos, etc. Dresden pastel colors. Latest
novelties in framing anu mouldingS.
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IauNpRIES.

a MEXICAN STEAM LAUNDRY A c.
N Keatinr manager 1l2 West Seventh st
Short time work a specially. Special pains
taken to insure the finest work. Telephone S4I.
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HOTELS.
HARDWARE
JEWELLERS.

wv EDMoNDS. $50 Kansas Ave. Watches.
W. Jewelry. Diamonds. and optical goods.
Watch repairing speciality. An work war =
ran1ed. No charge for testing the eyes.
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Mineral Water.
The fpestn the west. Come aud try il
J. W. PHILLIPS, e12 ". Eighth ave.
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GARRETT CLEANING.

TOPEKA Carpet Cleaning works 522 Van Bu-
\ rem. phones 80 Only machine cleaner in
city. Carpets rett and laid; also cleaned on
the floor. RefeTsnceS-CroSby Bros. Mills &
Son. Barnum & Co.. and National hotel.
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MILLINERY.
MEMS MATTERS 4 oUTFITrERs
MONEY TO LOAN.
PLATING & MACHINE WORKS

~~~~-~O~O~-~-~O~-~0~~~<-~-
NJ LUX. 416 jackson ST. Gold, silver and
~ nickel plating and machine works. Brass
work. Bicycle repairing. enameing brass pol
ishing. safes. locks and repairing,
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STOVE REPAIRS

HULL STOVE REPAIR CO. Stoves and
H repairs. ZIG East 9Th st.
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MONEY.


MONEY ADVAVCED--To r. r. employees
w of good standing at reasonable rates. Small
loans a speciality. No collateral required. All
transactions strictly confidential Can and see
lis at So North Kansas ave. Bell 'phoue 367.
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PUMP SHOP.
REPAIR SHOPS.

HARNESS AND REPAIR WORK@Harness
IL and shoe shop; patent Leather polish for
buggy tops; repairs in all kinds OF leather
goods; shoes half soed cheap. +. F. Hen der
son, III East Sixth street.
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PIANO LESSONS.

HARVY WORRAL, No. 7I5 Polk street.
Il Lessons fifty cents each at pupils resi-
dence in any part of town at any hour. morning,
afternoon or evening.
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POBERT MOOD, III w. Sixth ave. Plumb
II ing, gas fittlnt,. steam and hot water heat
ing. A large assortment OF gas fixtures. Both
telephones No. 1871.
CHEAHAN g. SON, 1913 East Seventh street
~ Contractors for plumbing and heating. We
guarantee satisfactory work and moderate
prices. Tel s07
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PLUMBERS


w WELLS, No. SIG Kansas ave.. (baEe-
w ment) plumbing. steam and gas fitting.
Personal attention given to all work Satisfac-
ton guaranteed, prices moderate. Ornamental
window and pump work.
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AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS.


GRIGGS & AXTELL, 20S west Sixth ave.
~ Can save money for those needing imple-
ments. hardware, lawn mowers, Duggles, har-
ness, stoves. etc.
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DIANO TEACHER Elizabeth Lingard, ii. B
4 Studio. SIG west 9Th st.
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BOOTS AND Shoes.

BOOTS AND SHOES.
~O~-~O~-~~~~~~~~-~-~-~~~-
~ NJ. CHASE & CO.. 623 Kansas ave. Cor
~ rect styles in high grade shoes at popular
prices.
WIN. KIETZMAN, 416 Kansas ave. boots
" and shoes. Also ladies'. mems and
children'S slippers and rubber goods. Best
bargains in the city by far.
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HARNESS AND sAD0LERY.


d Q. DAVIS. us Kansas ave-. manufacturer
L of and dealer in harness. saddles. brides.
whips, etc. My aim Is TO make low prices, and
give good goods.
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WANTED-HELP.

0EO to $50 salary, expenses paid statesmen
VSIO for cigars; experience unnecessary;
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WANTED-By lady attending school. a
w place TO work for her board. Address
Pupil. Standard Shorthand school.
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UNION PACIFIC.

Change of Time. To Take Ensct Sunday
January 6, 1898.
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WANTED-Relia man. permanent posi-
w ton; stamp and references. a. L. Morris.
care this paper. rr.
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LIVERY STABLES.

browne & GARVIN, zoos Topeka ave. Fresh
- and salt meats. poultry, game ana fish.
Full line Heinz's pickles and preserves.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1895-04-24
Atmospheric Fuel.

The possibility of carrying about
with him the means of couDteracting
a tendency to become chilled, and a
stock of available fuel with which to
keep warm, does not seem TO be recog-
nized by the average individual. But
that ore may by proper breathing
keep up comfortable temperature or
throw off chlllness in almost any de-
gree is O fact we'll established by abun-
dant experiments. Almost every per-
son may be exposed to the cold at times
when there is no opportunity to pre-
pare for it, and when there isno chance
to secure extra clothing. In such
cases it is only necessary to keep up
deep and rapid breathing. Fill the
lungs as full as possible at every in
spiration. If the air is very cold, it
is well to hold handkerchief lightly
before the nostrils, in order that the
sudden ingress of large quantity of
cold air may not injure the lungs. The
air shonld be drawn in with some
force, and exhale at once in the same
way. Do not retain the air, but get
rid of it as soon as possible. Two
seconds is long enough for filling and
emptying the lungs. Breathe fast,
almost like painting after violent exer-
else, but with the utmost caution,
stopping the instant any distress or
uneaslness is felt. Wait moment,
then begin again, little more slowly.
Be steadfast in the effort to fill the
lungs as full as possible without strain
ing. Within few moments the blood
will begin to grow warm, the extremi-
ties will feel the glow, and soon the
entire surface will be at comfortable
temperature. If one wakens in the
night with creepy" cold feeling,
this is an excellent thing to do, and
will restore the circulation, and often
produce desire to sleep.
There is another advantage in deep
breathing that is far too little appre-
ciated. One of the most eminent
medical authorities declares that one
can by full, rapid and free breathing
eliminate almost all disease germs and
tendencies from the system.
Rapid breathing furnishes fuel by
means of which all waste matter of the
system is consumed. The blood is
purified, the tissues are supplied with
necessary material, and the entire
body rapidly returns to healthy con-
ditions. New York Ledger.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1895-04-24
A Thousand Dollars an Acrs

In recounting his experience, @. E.
Chapman, of Peru, n. Y, said that he
had heard that blackberrIes would
grow anywhere, and he, therefore,
bought some plants of KIttatiny, took
no particular pains to set them, and
many died. He used on the ground
a quantity of raw, coarse manure, and
the next year many of the canes
broke. He then concluded that to
grow blackberries required some
study. As a result of the study he
prepared a piece of chestnut loan,
put it in prime condition, bought
some plants of Agawam & Snyder
from good, careful growers, at prices
that would warrant him in expecting
good plants. He set them carefully
IN trenches seven feet apart aud eight
inches deep in the trench. He found
these varieties deep-rooted and
thrifty, and where mulched, pruned
and not fed too much raw manure, he
had little trouble from winter killing.
When setting his plantation he APP
piled 800 pounds of potash to the
acre. He was careful to have all
plants well set, and he frequently
clipped the tops. All weak canes were
cut out. Every spring he applies a
light dressing of commercial fertilizer.
Immediately after fruiting he cuts out
and destroys all old canes, as these
are the seat of nearly all the troubles
of this fruit. In the winter he mulches
heavily and leaves the mulch on late
in the spring to prevent early start
ing
Although he did not believe a thou
sand dollars an acre could be realized
under ordinary conditions, yet this
was an achievement worth striving
for, aud small patches had been male
to yield at that rate. 1t required the
right combination of man, soil, variety
and cultivation, but it could be done.
Scientific American,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1895-04-24
VIII Sustain s45 ,7Ge, 800 Persons.

Have you any idea OF the number
of persons that the United States
would sustain without overcrowding
the population or even going beyond
the limit of density now shown by the
State of Rhode Island? The last CEN
sus of the pygmy State Just gives it a
population of $4,000. The area of
the State in square miles is
only 1850. Thus we find that
there is an average of 3lS per-
sons on every square mile of her ter
ritory. We can best illustrate the
sustaining capacity of the whole of
the United States and of the other
States by making some comparisons.
The State of Texas has an area of
265, 7S0 square miles, and we're it
equally as densely populated as ':Lit-
tie Rhody' would comfortably sus-
tain a population of SO, ,523, 62S in
habitants-a greater number of per-
sons than the whole country is ex-
pected to have in the year 1900.
Scatter people all over the whole land
from the Atlantic to the Pacific and
from the Gulf to the British posses
sions as thickly as they are now in
Rhode Island, and we would have
945, 666, 800 inhabitants, instead of an
insignificant $4,000, 900. In other
werds, if the United States could be
peopled to their utmost sustaining ca
pacity, we could take. care of nearly
two-thirds of the the present popula-
tion of the glcbe. st. Louis Repub-
lie.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1895-04-24
He Knew the Boy.

This story is told of Rudyard Kip.
ling, as illustrating very clearly the
characteristics of the vigorous English
boy who was afterwards to achieve
such widespread fame with his pen.
When boy of twelve, he went on a
voyage with his father, who, becoming
desperately sea-sick, retired to his
berth, leaving young Rudyard to his
own devices. Presently the poor
father heard a tremendous commotion
over his head, and down the compan
ionway dashed the boatswain three
steps at a time, shouting excitedly,
"Mr. Kiphng, your boy has crawled
out on the yard-arm; if he ever let's
go he'll drown, sure" eyes" said
Mr.. Kipling, falling back on his pill
low, with a sigh of relief, "but he
won't let go. "-Household Words.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1895-04-24
A WINDY DAY.

The dawn was dawn of splendor,
And the blue of the morning skies
Was as placid and deep and tender
As the blue Of baby's eyes;
The sunshine floods the mountain,
And flashed over land and sea
Like the spray Of a glittering fountains
But the wind, the wind. All, mel
Like weird invisible spirit,
1t swooped in its airy flight;
And the earth, as the stress drew near it,
Quailed as in mute alright;
The grass in the green fields quivered-
The waves Of the smitten brook
Chilly shuddered and shivered,
And the reeds bowed down and shook.
Like a sorrowful miserere,
1t sobbed and it walled and it blew
Till the leaves on the trees looked weary,
And my prayers were weary, too;
And then like the sunshine glimmer
That failed in the awful strain,
All the hope Of my eyes grew DINNER,
In the spatter of spiteful rain.
st. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1895-04-24

was glttir 80 tae rcar WITH orders as
lively as a cricket and throwed off thet
coat because ct was warm runnin''
"When 1 seen what I'd done jumps
for'a'd, grabbed his arm / was so ex-
cited, an yells: AN did she marry
Silas Quincy?'
"fEt wasn't your fault she didn't,
he said deliberate like, rollin' up his
sleeves Fer got home two days
after thet letter an stopped the we'd
din party on their way to church. "
"Sights l' cried the Chronic Loaf
er.-New York Sun.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1895-04-24
Water Running Un Hill.

zone of the few instances of a stream
running up hill can be found in White
County, Georgia" said L. r. Faulk-
ner, at the ST. Nicholas ''Near the
top of mountain is a spring, evident
ly a siphon, and the water rushes
from it with sufficient force to carry
it up the side of very steep hill for
nearly half mile. Reaching the crest
the water flows on to the east. and
eventually finds it way into the Allan
tic Ocean. OF course, it is of the same
nature as a geyser, but the spectacle
Of stream of water flowing up steep
incline can probably be found no
where else in the country, and appears
even more remarkable than the gey-
sers of the Yellowstone. Cincinnati
Tribune.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1895-04-24


Strike me note OF sweet degrees
OF sweet degrees
Like those in Jewry hearts Of old;
My love. II thou wouldst wholly please,
Hold in thy hand harp of gold,
And touch the strings with fingers light,
Aud yet with strength as David might
As David might.
Linger not long in songs Of love-
In songs OF love-
No serenades nor Nwanton airs
The deeper soul of music move;
Only a solemn measure bears
With rapture that shall never cease
My spirit TO the gates of peace
~: >, The gates Of peace.
SO feel when Francesca sings
Francesca sings
My thoughts mount upward; 1 am dead
To every sense of vulgar things.
And on celestial highways tread
With prophets OF the olden time.
Those minstrel kings, the men sublime
The men sublime.
IT. w. Parsons.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1895-04-24

A very serious fall has taken place
in the price of horses in Paris, also in
various French towns, says the Phila-
delphia Record. This is said 70 be
mainly due to the extraordinary In
crease in the number of bicycles and
tricycles, the production being during
last year excessive namely. over lOO,-
900 more than in the year prior.
The complaint is bitter on the part of
horsedeaiers, who say the bicycle is
taking their bread away; but they
must, like the rest of society, suffer
for the benefit of the million.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1895-04-24

The New York Sun remarks: Form
erly men lived in palaces and con-
Quoted their business in the plainest
of buildings. The many big white
edihces recently erected in this city
indicate a change in this respect. The
semi-public corporation lead the way
IN movement which must improve
public taste. Some of these structures
show a completeness in detail, a
breadth in total effect which recall the
profusion of the Italian Renaissance.
Then the tendency was to seek the
beautiful in the surroundings of pub
ie worship, in places of trade and in
the furnishing of the home.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1895-04-24

In Lambeth, says the London Tele-
graph, milk vendor displayed a tin
plate, setting forth that all the milk
sold from "this establishment" was
guaranteed pure as delivered at the
dairy farm. An inspector purchased
a pint for analysis, and informed the
milkman of Its destination. can
right" said the vendor, "there's its
certificate of BIRTH" and he tapped
the tin plate with a milk can compla-
Gently. perhaps l may be able to
send you its certificate of baptism
soon, answered the inspector, which
he did in the form of a summons, which
subsequently was transformed into Il
fine of S25 for adding fifteen per cent.
Of water,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1895-04-24

Modern processes of preserving
meat by freezing it wore anticipated
by nature in her process of preserving
the mammoths or great woolly ele-
plants of tho far North. After the
flesh of these animals has been frozen
for several thousand years it can still
be eaten. A correspondent of NJ.
Paul Boca reported to that scientist
that mammoth flesh thus preserved
tastes a good deal like leather.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1895-04-24

The story is told of old President
Humphrey that he got bequest all
unknown to himself for Amherst Col
lege, made by n woman, stranger to
him, to whom he had given up his
seat in stage coach. The story is
nearly matched by the bequest of S13,-
600 given to DIR. Talmage's wife by a
woman to whom Mrs. Talmage had
shown personal attention by visiting
her when she was sick In hospital.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1895-04-24

Finland must be q sportsman para.
disc, opines the Atlanta Constitution.
In ten years 80, 900 domestic animals,
ircluding $4,000 reindeer were de-
stroyed by wild beasts, and in that
time 100 bears, 1900 wolves, 55, 900
lynxes and foxes, 10, 900 ermines, and
$4,000 birds of prey, eagles, hawks,
ETC., were killed.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1895-04-24
NOT FoRaIyING.

Kind Gentleman THAT boy Just
hit you, did hep"
Small Boy -"Yes, he did"
Kind Gentleman "Well, now, why
don't you heap Goals of fire on his
head, like good boy"
Small BoY-"Do good boys do
that?"
Kind Gentleman-"Yes, indeed, all
good boys.
Small Boy-"Well, guess must
be dead wicked then, cause l don't
want to burn the chump to death, 1
just want to punch his head. Life.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1895-04-24
LOCATED AT LAST.

Mr.. Dumbleton, who is too eco
nomical to keep any extra collar but
tons on hand, and who devotes good
share of bis matin moments to hunt
ing for these wayward essentials of
male attire, startled his wife the 9TH
er morning by more than usual
overflow of emphatic language.
whats the matter now?" she ex-
claimed.
"Matter enough" !" he returned,
with series of paralytic gasps; "I've
swallowed my collar button I"
''rhank goodness /" snapped out
Mrs. D., ''lor once in your life you
know where il is. Philadelphia
Press.