New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-10-06
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Tho nineteenth annual OF demonstration
lectures In cooking in Lasel Seminary AuOufhua'e,
Mass Is TO be given by Miss Anna Barro"s' OK
BOSTON The course extends from OCTOBER 10 Ap'''
The output OF aluminium has increased from @3
rounds in 1sS3 to $4,000 pounds in 1885 The cost OF
PRODUCTION has been decreased from nearly slV Pc.
pound to less than ~ cents pei poGaa " 0D'1 'N'
1884 was valued at s3l62oo-(Hard"aFe'
correspondent Of THE Norwich Bulletin says
that President Cleveland can fish in Buzzards Bay.
h be can't heat his record Of 1892 when he caught
100000 suckers.
Delicate Hnt-He-Yesterday asked oany
whether you loved me. Miss Ella;
Sne-Was the answer iavoraoie'
she-Wel. why don't you ask me?-(Fliegends
Blaetter
THE Buffalo Courier" tells this story OF two
Young ladies' who recent graduates OF semi
nary not named They were touring IN the East 'ns
summer and stopped at Salem, Mass, to WISH ths
house formerly occupied by Nathaniel hawthorne
They rang the bell the old homestead ana AWAITED
a response Soon a decrepit Old lady came to the
door and asked the young visitors what they
wanted 'Is-ah-Mr Hawthorne In" stammerins'
ly asked one
Nautical Pont-Kansan-say, Bill, 1t says here
that the OF the schooner were coihpeeu " i's
Nissourian-Why. anybody could tell you that
It's one of those big masts 1t takes twe''e me" !"
put up.-(Roxbury Gazette
A circular has come 10 TINS ONCE iloh eoAS
quarter of the world not indicated, which ought
70 he interesting to undertakers. 1t begins as fol-
lows: From Or. Holiness success many pre'eha'
ers have sprung up and have deceived the puo""
Friends OF deceased persons have seen their deeep-
ton when too late for a remedy. Dr. Holmes mas
been thrty-sx years in the business and oners
TO embalm bodies with any embamer in the world
for the sum of 81 900, the successful competitor 10
donate this amount TO some charitable institution.
From the French-Toto On tears)-Boo-oo-oo!
Papa-What's the matter W! th that boy now!
Toto-Oh. pa! I've swallowed one OF the cartridges
Papa-You little wretch! And ! can't even give
vo, thrash.ng for fear OF exploding the cartridge
-Q-ondon Globe.
"It would be a good thing" says Colonel Albert A.
Pope. .If the Government would extend the good
road work in the Department OF Agriculture and
build the great national highways. Then, II the
States would follow the example OF New-Jersey anu
Massachusetts, and build State roads. leaving 70
towns cities the streets we would in the course
of time develop system OF highways not excelied
by any in the world. 1t has go, to come. Perhaps
we may not see It, though l hope to. Horses have
seen their best days Electricity and bicycles have
partially done away with their use. and before this
century expires practical motor carriages Will De IN
USE Then the demand will be for still better roads
and good roads in all directions. and the poor old
horse will be reegated to the country, where ne
belongs"
A Job for Htm-Tne FOreman-lts gOH 10 nusNc
US to get the paper out this week: slug is o,in
drunk. and he'll stay thataway for the next three
Editor OF the Piunkvio Bugle-Aln't he 1T TO
work? 1850, 49,.
''oh. he's willing. but he can, tell one box from
another" - -
Turn him loose on that Scotch dialect s;S story;
Journal
Lemon Hart an Englshman now In WASH
ington, says: 1.-THE worlds consumption OF cham
payne amounts TO about 10000 quart bottles per
annum England is the greatest buyer OF the spark
ling fluid and the United States comes next. For
merly Australians were good customers but since
the great financial depression In that corner Of the
globe they have bought very moderately. Inc
French care very little for champagne and in Paris
Americans and Engllshmen about the only
people who call for II. The French prefer their
cheap still wines from habit and from motives OF
economy They are too thrifty people TO Indulge
In extravaganza In eating and drinking Americans
and Brltons drink wine. think. mostly TO produss
exhilaration OF spirits while the French have 80
mucn natural gayety OF disposition that they don't
need It,"
Yes" said the man who was lighting his ,e isAdd
at the alcohol lamp. and whose breath wsS Yea
have attended a great many revival se,'KSe' ana
| have sometimes been greatly puzz,ed 10y sonnS
songs nowadays are mumble: so that you css
hardly distinguish the words remempel M.
dom ~ Which was seemingly His nose shall swell,
Now that sounded very udicrous yer vy ,ssa,orv
learn from the context what excuse ms IL was
only when was handed printed copy ou VIC msI us
that discovered Il read HIS notes snail .,S con.
veyed his finger to his mouth, after dipping u INV
the alcohol WE'LL philadelphia Record.