The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1895-12-12
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Raising WARNING From Life Insurance

fellow laborers in the Office he did not
take soul into his confidence until the
third day. Then he remarked 70 his
. desimates:
''Say, the great American life insur-
anoe man isn't overlooking any bets
these days. is her"
Wherefore this outburst?"
For answer the groom to be went to
drawer and produced q stack containing
lat letters-he said that was the exact
number, though his friend did not count
them-the accumulation since that fate
full Sunday morning.
EVERY blamed one Of them is from
some agent for some life insurance COM
pany who wants to insure my life. Each
one represents the best company on the
face Of the earth. Each pays the largest
dividends. Each invests the money Of
its patrons to the very best advantage
Each moralizes on the uncertainty Of
life and seeks to impress upon me the
solemn duty I owe to my wife that is to
be to get my life insured for million
or two Of dollars. And each blessed one
has come since the announcement OF my
approaching wedding was printed. :"
The young man paused moment,
then he dug into the pile and after
few moments search produced docu-
ment which he showed at his friend,
simply saying:
"Just look at the devilish ingenuity
displayed in the construction OF that
thing"
The ching was about the size of
theatrical poster known as three sheet,
in other words, three Of them will paper
the side Of barn. Down the center, at
regular intervals, were lot Of notices
and warning exhortation printed in type
three times the size of the context, and
in red ink Here is one choice extract
from the document: In the midst Of
life we are in death"
''Let us call your attention that it is
every husbands duty-his solemn duty
Ito provide for those dependent upon
him. No one knoweth when the angel
of death may knock at the door Of howell
or mansion and how can one be prepared
for his coming unless time is taken by
the financial forelock? Think Of the ray
of hope which breaks through the clouds
of bitter bereavement when the sorrow.
ing ones reflect that by the careful fore
thought Of the dear departed poverty has
been prevented from adding its horrors
to those of the grave. 1t is your duty to
provide for your loved ones Do not put
it off until tomorrow, for in the lam
guage Of the poet, Tomorrow never
comes.
There was another paragraph in the
document that showed the touch of q
master hand. It ran something like this:
''Our policies are devised and de-
signed to meet the wants and needs Of
all people desiring insurance They ara
liberal They are honest. They bring
the very best returns. We have ideal
policies which we can safely recommend.
We can and will guarantee endowment
results at much less than endowment
rates. And again we pledge ourselves to
furnish paid up policies at far below the
usual COST Our dividends are often five
times as large as those Of other COM
panies on similar policies We also make
. speciality Of making liberal loans to
our clients ON their policies We are in
the field for business and we mean to get
4 And don't you forget il. 7"
''Do not leave your wife and babies
dependent ON charity.
The elocutionary effect the benedict
TO be threw into the reading Of these ex-
tracts gained him round Of applause
from his companions It also brought to
him the knowledge that every other
man in the Office who was married-in
Chicago-had been similarly afflicted
But that brought no balm to his soul,
and he continued to kick. He didn't
think it the proper thing to do and he
announced his intention OF writing
circular letter to the various individuals
who had importuned him to take q
risk" and informing them Of his feel
ings
Don't do it, my boy, !" said the head
bookkeeper. wait until after you are
married You will get forty Of these
things then to one now, and then you'll
have to get out another letter. Wait till
then, and then you can address yourself
at one and the same time to the life in
surance agent, the furniture dealer, the
grocer the man who has second hand
sewing machine to sell, the philan-
thropist who wants to see young people
get along and who offers you lot way,
out in the suburbs that will make you
rich in five years, the rental agent, the
iceman, the milkman, the cockroach ex-
terminator, and all their kith and kin
You'll hear from them all, for they all
read the society columns of the daily
papers and the newly married are their
legitimate prey. Chicago Tribune
The Remedy.