The Arizona sentinel., 1895-06-08
Towards Latest.
Written especially for the SENTINEL, May
 30, 1895.

Towards mother lives Tn suite
 252 at the Palace and Mabel's cross old bachelor uncle lives in 253- that is he used to-he doesn't any more. We'll, Mabel called to sec her uncle on Thursday, and ht wasn't in, the maid unlocked the door and the little girl proceeded tc amuse herself Tn the rooms
 Towards mother was also cut, and his nurse was on the floor above talking to another Marie. So the children were not long in discover ing each others whereabouts and soon, sooner than it takes to tell it, they were both in mischief. But let us repeat the story in the words of charming Mrs. ". Said she: 'T called for Mrs. B. at 5:30. I found her walking trantically up and down in most thoroughly dis ordered room." Why, my dear, why are you not dressed for dinner? asked l. Dressed! Dressed! Dress ed, in mans shirt, and an IS inch neck at that! "fairly screamed Mrs. B. "A woman to dress for din ner inshirts and cuffs and neckties. Not blessed thing else is in my bureau" At thls juncture a wild scream for "Porter! Annie!" was heard across the hall. Porter, get her out quick! Got her out! Such thing never happened be- forel A woman in my apartments! and here the voice lowered, "and fer Gods sake send me boy and get me & shirt. I have an appoint ment at the club at six"
 "A shirt, see," gasped the be- wildered Porter, why sir. what's the matter with your own shirts?"
 "Matter," roared the o. B. can I wear this? Is this a shirt, and that, what is that anyway? Do you call this cuffs, you blundering idiotI Wouldn't I look nice going into the Pacific Union dressed in 8 rig of that kind? But the porter could stand no more and in despair rushed down to the office.
 Mrs. w. raised her voice and said over the transom: ''Is your shirt marked T. w. B?" Ut is, answered a voice as if from the tomb, and ifyou will loan it to me, only loan it to me for half an hour, and I'll be the most grate- ful man in the world.
 So Annie, the chambermaid, was called into use and the shirt duly delivered to It's irate owner, and Annie came back with a long drawn 'ace and wild expression of eye. Why, Mrs, B., all your clothes are overin his room, and they are lying around everywhere. On chairs snd tables, and the floor and on the lesk, and, "Oh," said Mrs. B., Howard, come herep and Howard, yho had been quietly sitting dur ng all this commotion without ffering one word of explanation, | anne. "Howard, what were you . nd Mabel doing this afternoon?" Playing laundry, Why what do l 'ou mean? "Why mama I played
 was Burgess, and Mabel was a ady, and I brought her her clothes } ome, and Mabel played she was a ! 'rench Laundry and brought my f ollars and shirts and everything a t nan wears, home, and Mabel used c CT uncle clothes, and I used S ours" c And then'-put in Mrs. B. V Then l put my collars and things S Il nicely away in the bureau e and Mabel put hers away h l her uncle's bureau drawers, and tI len we began playing that we lived tl l Yuma, and so we had to begin D ) fight and so we forgot to put the $ -othes back again, but Pll go over d ow and tell the gentleman that he o lustn't run away with your " othes." But Towards mother u new better than have her dear lit L e angel risk his life in suite 253. d.
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