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Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11
FoR Runs IN COLD WEATHER.
Gnnymcde Century club Preparing
for u MInter of ActiNc IscfnIncss.

Gnnymcdc Century club Prcpnrinu
for Winter of Active Usefulness.
Harry X. Smith, the well known wheel
man. Is at work energetcally evolving ideas
as the result OF which bran new goat is to
be launched or a sea Of Gsefulress during
the coming winter. The Ganymcde Century
club VIII be the possessor of the animal The
club has been organized ever since last
spring, and its membership Is so far confined
70 the members Of the Ganymede Wheel
club who have succeeded in making century
run. There are about a dozen of them so
Tar. The roll includes the names of r. d.
nichols, w. ID. Carothers, Ray BiXby, Gus
Louie, II. X Smith George Williamson, w
S. Rgdon, Harry Hattenhauer, Joe Boyne
Ed Duquette and others. Nichols, who was
thought to be on the foad to consumptive's
grave year or so ago, heads the list with
an even dozen centuries to his credit, and the
last trace of bacteria Is now missing. w. d.
Carothers comes second on the list, with
eleven. After each ride the member who
makes a century is allowed to have another
bar or pendant added TO his club pin. At
the last meeting twenty bars were allowed,
which does not necessarily show that the
club has done a large bar business during the
past summer.
The plan now is to have two degrees, to the
first Of which all members of the Ganymede
club shall be eligible. The goat is to have
a chance to perambulatc over the bodies of
all who take this degree. The second degree
can be taken only by those who have ridden
a century, and in proportion as the honor of
the second degree is larger than that of the
first, the dose of goat is to be larger. 1t
Is understood, however, that the charter
members have decided to exempt themselves
from the goat business, and save up their
strength to make things Interesting for those
who are yet to be born into the kingdom.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11
One More Trial,

Washington Star: "Josiar," said Mrs
Corntossel with all yer work an worry an
stayin' up o nights ye didn't carry the coun-
try fur our party"
That's what didn't" was his melancholy
reply.
''Ye didn't carry the state, neither"
"Nc"
"Ye didn't even carry the township"
Il shorely didn't"
We'll, Josiar, a wife's confidence never
fails | still believe in yer"
''Thets downright kind o. you, Mandy"
''Ye're carryin' capacity may not be whut |
thort 1t was, but I'll take one more chance on
IT, 'Spose ye git out o. the rockin' chair fur
ten minutes an try yer han at carryin' a
lead o. wood"
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

Minneapolis Journal Hello there, hen ="
said the astonished rooster standing on one
leg as the biddy left her nest with wild
cackle of victory, "who are you laying for?"
That's all right" replied the hen, indig-
nantly, 81 have something to show for my
hollering, and l don't do it at o'clock in
the morning, when all decent fowl ought
to be asleep" "Humph," replied the mas
culine hen, with his comb getting a shade
redder at the insult, 81 may heller in the
morning. but l never spent month setting
on a mess of crockery eggs Indeed" re-
piled the hen. wtheringly, 'if some indus
tr!ous fowl hadn't set on a bureau knob 1t
is plain to see that such a wooden-h head as
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

MINOR MENTION.

Chrysanthemums. J. Y. Mcpherson. Tel 244
The night school will open this evening at
1880 o clock at the BloOmcr school.
"Maoney's Wedding company, Holden
Comedy company. and the Salisbury orchestra
took dinner at the Ogden yesterday
The funeral Of Mrs. Amanda Kenncy viii
be held tomorrow afternoon at o'clock from
the residence, 215 Seventeenth avenue.
The funeral Of Mrs Jane Lewis will take
place this afternoon at o'clock from her res
idence In Lewis township, Or. Stephen Pheips
officiating
The Holden Comedy company will begin a
weeks engagement this evening at the New
Dohany theater presenting domestic com
edy entitled angie
The city council will hold an adjourned
meeting this evening. Contracts Tor side
walks will be let upon the bids, which were
opened last Monday night.
A runaway team and lumber wagon were
caught last night on their way up Main street
and we're put in the old Dohany barn on Dry-
ant street to await the calling Of their owner,
who Is as yet unknown.
The Board Of Supervisors begins its No
vember session today, and will convass the
votes Of the election. Chairman Wadsworth
and Supervisor Currie will step out and w. f.
Baker and G. p Putnam the supervisors
elect. will step in.
Farm loans made in western Iowa at lowest
rates No delay in closing loans. Fire and
tornado insurance written in best OF compa-
nies. Bargains in real estate LOUGEE Il
TOWLE. 1886 Pearl street.
MONEY to loan on improved Iowa farms.
LARGE LOANS specially. Fire insurance.
L. w. TULLEYS, 102 Main street, rooms
Q and 3.
Nicest line Of overcoats in town Mecalf
Bros.
Hardman and Standard Pianos. 113 n. 10th.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

When in doubt, tell the truth.
Clerk and shirk may rhyme, but they
don't sound well together.
The young man who knows only a part
Of it learns more than he who knows it all.
Try and think as much about business
when out of the store as you do of your
pleasure when in the store
There was a cgarette-smoking clerk who
once became proprietor but it was by ac-
c!dent
If you spend every cent you earn. you
won't wear out shoe leather in going to the
savings bank.
IL you must smoke while at business, do
1t under the nose of the "boss," and not in
the basement. You VIII the sooner learn
what he thinks of you.
Constant abuse of those under you will
strengthen your lungs at the expense of
your manners.
The boy who lies to get out of scoding
must be a good dodger.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

A Kansas university professor has dis
covered a remedy for diphtheria which Is
said to be very efllcacious, and as II is very
simple 1t ought to he generally known. II
consists Of two quantities In weight Of salt
to one Of water. through which a current Of
electricity is passed, producing chloride Of
oxygen and ozone. The solution is used as
garglc and has been found. it is said, to kill
the disease germs Immediately.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

Harry Brooks has reported to the police
the theft of S55 from mis- residence. 245 Vine
street, last Friday night. He drew his pay
from the motor company that night. 1t
amounted to few cents over s55. He spent
the cents and kept the dollars, At night
when he went to bed he left the money in
his clothes, In the morning when he awoke
II was gone. Just outside his bedroom win
dow he found two foot tracks Saturday morn
ing, about three feet from the house They
Indicated that man had watched him un-
derneath the curtain as he undressed, and
saw where he put the coin. The window
can be easily raised, and besides, when he
arose in the morning he found that the back
door had been open all night so that there
is no doubt in his mind but that the house
was burglarzed.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

as lovely now as before she pronounced his
doom.
Make yourself plain?" he repeated. "You
could nos, with all your skin. DO that. Mss
Teeters. Your beauty Garnet be disguised" i"
She ga5cd at him In surprise. Never be
fore had rejected one persisted in telling
her she was beautiful. lie interested her.
man like that was worth loving.
"Oh, George" she exclaimed 'I'u take
back all the cruel things | said. am
NcurS
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

brief consultation Oron and his friend
formulated challenge. and sent It to Lane
Offering TO shoot II out with any two people
In his ouiht. rhe challenge was not ac-
cepted, and as the free soler's vigorous
methods looking toward making me retract
had by this time begun to attract general
attention, they concluded to go no further
win the enterprise. As result. | did not
retract, and the editorial policy of my paper
was never disgraced by any contradiction.
That is the only challenge In which jim
Lane even remotely figured that know any.
thing about"
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11
come for Your Hats, Nnyrn's Mill
1fnery Department.

Opposite Ogden hotel Look at these
astonishing prices. not for cheap trash but
fer high grade novelties in the millinery
line:
Hats, 15c.
Hats, 25 cts
Hats, 35 cents.
Fine hats, 40c.
Fine hats, 45 cts.
Fine hats, so cents.
Fine fur hats, 5Sc.
Fine fur hats, SO cts
Fine fur hats, IS cents.
Fine chenille hats, S5c.
Better grade chenille hats, Csc
Fine covered velvet hats, 81.
Fine trimmed velvet hats, $3.50.
Trimmed hats, ostrich tips, s1.95
White beaver hats lambs edging, 75c,
White beaver hats, lambs edging 95c
White beaver hats lambs edging, Sl.15.
Hats, hats, hats, at all prices.
Hats, hats, hats, never so cheap.
Hats, hats, hats, on sale all week
Come and make your selection If you have
not bought hat yet. Trimmings for hats
almost free. Hats trimmed for half price in
millinery department. Vavra's Dry Goods
Store, 142 Broadway.
For fine work we are strictly up to date
Bluff City laundry, phone 314.
Have you seen the new gas heating stove
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

rather grewsome play achieved sensa-
tional success recently at Turin, Italy 1t is
entitled THE Corpse of the River Po." In
the first act a supposed corpse is dragged
from tank representing the river, with all
the realism that can be put into such a
scene. The second act plays in the morgue,
six bodies on slabs furnishing the realistic
decoration to the place, but the climax oc-
ours in the fifth act, where the hearse, upon
which twelve collins ere being conveyed to
the potter's field is drawn over the scene
and upset in sight Of the public, the collins
tumbling over. One Of them, containing
the murdered body Of a woman, opens, and
the dead victim rolls at the feet OF the
heavy villain, her murderer. This is realism
with vengeance. And this play is given
night after night in a civilized country, and
hundreds are turned away from the doors
Of the playhouse.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

beecnams pills are for bilious.
ness, bilious headache. dyspep-
sia, heartburn, torpid liver, diz.
ziness, sick headache, bad taste
in the mouth, coated tongue,
loss of appetite, sallow skin, ETC.,
when caused by constipation;
and constipation is the most
frequent cause of all of them.
Go by the book. Pills Ioc
and 25c a box. Book free at
your druggists orwrite B. F.
Allen Co., SOS Canal ST.,
New York.
Annual sales more than 5000 900 boxsa
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11
ntn Rcturns to Come In.

more big gansW The republican victory
seems almost complete. Returns are still
coming in, all showing big gains. The most
substantial gains yet reported are from 9l9
South Main street, but the gains are for re-
publicans democrats and populists alike. 7.
H. Hughes is giving better results than any
house in the city in winter underwear, hard
wear shoes and rubber goods If you feel
sore over some Of the results you have had
give him a trial.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

Washington Star: Jeremiah" said the
candidates wife, do you think your cam
paign has b2en successful?"
well" replied he, after figuring for two
or three minutes on the margin of a news
paper, II guess it's about as successful so
far as the most of 'em. II l am elected my
salary during my term of Office will come
within few hundred dollars Of paying the
expenses / have incurred"
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

VIII OWn Thefr OWh TcTeDhOnes.
The city has purchased three telephones
from a Chicago company upon the plan sug-
gested by City Electrician Bradley at the
meeting OF the council last Monday night.
Instead of paying s45 year as the city had
been doing the Nebraska Telephone company
offered to cut its rates down for the ensuing
year to SIS each. But the Chicago Construc-
tion company went a few better and offered to
put In the machines for $3.50 each and let
them become the property Of the city. This
offer has been accepted. The telephone COM
pany took its discarded machines out of the
police headquarters and the two alarm boxes
at the corner Of Broadway and First and the
corner of First avenue and Pearl street. The
new machines have not yet arrived. but are
expected daily. In the meantime the police
officers while reporting are dependent upon
tho gGSa W." of their friends
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

Sou would never have been hatched." And
she proceeded to pick around tho barnyard
while the rooster was 50 mad that he pitched
into little bantam that was picking his
teeth aud listening to the exchange Of COM
pliments with an llly-concealcd smile on his
conCeltcd bill
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

Eyes, sir" said the portly looking citi-
zen. Il have taken every patent medicine
that has come out in the last five years.
And look at me-"
1T seems TO have done you good"
Eyes. II all depends on how you take
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11
A Child tSuipNs

The pleasant flavor, gentle action and sooth-
'rg effects of Syrup Of Figs, when in need OF
laxative, and IL the father or mother be
costive or bilious, the most gratifying re-
suits follow its usc so that IL is the best
family remedy known, and every family
should have a bottle on hand
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

Chicago Post: Eve don't git half show
in this world" said Battered Bill as the
bartender threw him out into the street
That's right" admitted Tired Tom. I'VE
git t'run out everywhere, an there amt
nuthin' we kin do. We oughter black up"
what for?"
Then the civil rights law 'ud give us per-
lection"
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

Among the novelties now attracting atten-
tion at Dufree Furniture Co. s. 1886, 33S Broad
way are the splendid lines Of pictures, easels
and screens
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

We have sold 5000 hotbed sash in Iowa and
Nebraska and never had a kick. We now have
ready for immediate delivery 1000 more at
bed rock prices. Write for prices on all kinds
glazed sash, glass, paints, oils, ETC., stating
quantity desired. Council Bluffs Paint &
70
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

Just received, carload OF Jonathan apples
also carload New York Greenings and Bald,
wins Full line nuts and candies. Duquette
d Co., IL Main street, Council Bluffs.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

Chrysanthemum display; largest variety;
finest plants; lowest prices. j. F. Wilcox.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

plant thoroughly equipped with the new
est machinery, the best work by skilled en-
ployes, prompt deliveries and fair treatment
are among the things that make the Eagle
that good laundry" Telephone 157.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11
Nnotb.r sur, turc

DoWtts Little Early Riscrs the pills
that cure constipation and b.liousness.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

This weather suggests warm and COM
Portable things. Those Colorado Elder
Down" bed comforts at the Council Bluffs
Carpet company's and the big line OF fur
rugs meet these suggestions. They are
cheap, durable, beautiful
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

Nothing like 1t. The famous Crown piano
with orchestral attachment leads them all
Bourcius Music House. 116 Stutsman street.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11
Closing Out Sale.

In order to close out will sell all goods at
cost for the next 80 days Miss Ragsdale, 10
Pearl street.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

them. Now. every time a drummer comes
along with new patent medicine, I take
It,"
Yes"
And sell II to somebody that really
needed it,"
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11
ThcN Must BE Sold.

Not being able to attend to the piano bus
iress and needing the room for my large
line of holiday goods that will soon be in,
] will sell my remaining stock OF pianos at
ACTUAL COST and on terms as low
as $40 per month. This is a rare chance to
buy a good piano.
Picture framing a speciality.
w w CHAPMAN II Main ST
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11
ETCHINGs OF EVERYDAY LIFE

New York Truth: The maiden sobbed
wildly as she bowed her head over the fam
lily bible. my days are numbered" she
cried. When her passion had spent itself
she looked at the page once more. There
1t is, In ndeible ink; 1t is recorded that |
was born in 1859" Once more her sorrow
overcame her.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

why, several years ago the report got out
that he was dead Several papers printed his
obituary and, Of course, he read 'em."
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

Looking for fuel savers and hard time.
stoves don't overlook. DeVors new airtight
coal heaters. They do the work and dom
cost YOU much
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11
SHORT STORIES.

chump 10 awfully conceited,''
He is; you know how it came about?"
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

New picture frames! You can't afford to
pass them by. Call and see them. Embroid
cred linen frames mounted to order.
II. l.. SMITH & co.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

Chambers dancing academy now open for
pupils. Call after 10 a. IN. Circulars.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

New York World: "Oh, do come and
help" gasped a boy who had run up to a
policeman. There's an awful fight going
on in our street,"
who's fghting?"
my father and another man"
How long have they been at it?"
"Oh, half an hour"
But why didn't you come and tell me
about II before?"
why, because dad was getting the best
of it all along up to ten minutes ago."
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

The only complexion powder in the world
that is without vulgarity without injury to
the user, and without doubt beautifer is
PoZzOnps.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

NCest line Of overcoats in town Metcalf
Bros.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

stephan Bros. plumbers. Quick work and
reasonable prices. 529 Broadway.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

49, o'ehuSi Pufes'' saiest' pes''
The Hardman piano improves with use.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

Piles OF people have piles. but DeWlits
Witch Hazel Salye will cure them.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

MorehOuse 6 Co. blank books and binding
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

The Standard piano next to the Hardman.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

Harper's Bazaar: Wont you be mne?"
pleaded the ove-strlcken young man.
81 cannot" replied the fair young girl.
Il love you so! Say that you will marry
me, my sweet one!'
II tell you | cannot do II, Mr.. Darling
ton. l hope / make myself plain"
Although rejected so emphatlcally, the
youths native gallantry did not desert him
Although she would not be his. she was
woman, and she was lovely. She was quite
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11
Special Notices Council Bluffs

A FlRST-CLASS 5-ROoM HOUSE. GOOD Lo-
cation for 500. 90; come and 1t. c. r.
Nicholson, 539A Broadway.
FOR RENT-MY RESIDENCE, 3l6 PI.ATNER
street after November /; eigat rooms; modern
cunVenicnCcs.
Also hve-room house, No 800 rlatner street;
possession at any time. Jacob Sims.
CTIIMNEYS CLEANED: VAULTS CLEANED
Ed Burke, at W. S. Homer's. 53S Broadway
13-ACRE FRUIT FARM; SPECIAL BARGAIN
c. r.. Nicholson, 5S9i9 Broadway.
LOST. AT THE FIELD CLUB GROUNDS, OR
between there and Council Bluffs. brown leather
card case, containing cards and money
ward will be paid for its return to Mrs. X. IL
Montgomery, COS Third street.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11
LABOR AND INDUSTRY.

Have you seen the new gas heating stoy
at the company's office?
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

Philadelphia Inquirer: "You are liarv
The words rang out clear in the air. A
hush of dread fell upon the spectators.
Curse your Repeat those words and"
"Bah!' cried the first speaker. II defy
you-do your worst" The two men sprans
to table and seized
Pen and ink. They were pugllsts.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

Chicago Tribune: "You told me to bring
something home when ! came this evening,
Maria" said Mr.. Billus, who had just come
in, "and I've forgotten it, as usual. have
so many things to think of during the day
anyhow" he went on, with some resentment
that it's an imposition to burden me with
a trifing commission and expect me to
charge my mind with 1t all day long. Now
| knew perfectly well there was some little
jiggumbob or kckshaw you asked me this
morning to bring when | started for
home tonight, but | haven't thought OF II
from that time to this. What was II? /
may as well take my lecture right now"
IL asked you, John" replied Mrs. Billus,
mot to forget to bring your head home this
evening""
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11
Lost His Months wnrcs.

Nicest line of Overcoats in town. Metca
Bros.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

The Hardman piano wins many friends.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11
A GreyysOme Drama,

DeWitt's Little Early Risers cure indi-
gestion and bad breath.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11
Personal PARAGRAPHS.

Hardman and Standard Pianos. 113 N.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

Texas Sftngs: Mrs. Anglo-Saxon Ito but
ler-Matthew, his grace the duke OF
Tweedledom dimes and sleeps here tonight
| want everything in the most correct man
ner. Matthsw-Ho, yes, hindeed, num-
Serve tea in the drawing room at 5. Dinner
at $50 o'clock. Have no napkins at break
fast tomorrow and serve cold game pates
from the sideboard." "Ho, yes, hindeed
num-" And, Matthew, see that the weather
is foggy. | want his grace to feel entirely
at home" "Ho, yes, hindeed, num-
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

For fine work we are strictly up to date
Bluff City laundry, phone 314
Omaha daily bee., 1895-11-11

has been very close to poverty for severa
years past, while she waited in vain for
pension While she was stricken with an i'll
ness, largely caused through want she re
csved letter from the pension department
inclosng a check for $1,000 back pension
money. Two hours later she passed away
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1895-10-21
DIR COOK DIDN'T KNOW.
He Writes to Mr.. Bishop Concerning
July 4th Affair.

He Writes to Mr.. Bishop Concerning
July 4th Affair.
Mr.. EDIToR:-The following ex-
tracts from letter of Joseph Cook,
l.. l. D., the eminent lecturer, will
explain themselves:
MELBOURNE, Sept. 25, 1926.
The Rev. Serene Bishop, Hoy,olulu,
III. |.
Dear Sir: / thank cordially for
your article in The INDEPENDENT of
August 18th, which reached me only
few days ago.
1t never entered my thoughts
until l read the statement last week.
in your article that references To
Hawaiian politics were excluded
from your celebration by agreement
between the committee in charge
and the chairman. The committee
never told me this-no one else. did
30. was in California when the
agreement which you mention was
made. X
l owe much to the generosity and
sagacity of His Honor the Chief
Justice, and should be sorry to have
him blamed at all in this affair. He
had discussed Hawaiian matters
freely with me, but was in no wav
responsible for syllable of NV
speech. Certain suggestions which
he quoted days before from yarions
quarters as to what it might and
might not be proper to say, I had
treated rather humorously, by ask.
ing ii some one would write ont a
safe speech for me to memorize and,'
deliver, and he had joined with me.
in appreciation of the absurdity of
trying to wear straight-waistcoat
on July 4th, when defending, as i
intended to do, in their application
to the Republic, the principles of
the American Declaration of indie
pendence, which was to be re-, 4
from the platform.
With high respects,
Yours faithfully,
JOSEPH COOK.
DR.. Cook also states that he was
at the time wholly ignorant of the
State home OF the American Mini ster.
or OF his official record in Homo lulu,
knowing those now, Re WOO ,ders
that his interruption was not even
more emphatic, DIR. Cook ig-
norance OF tie attendant c.i fcum-
stances Of the occasion, as above
ay"@ed, would seem to Q, .cr,lpate
him from the censure ,est owed
upon him at the times. F,.B.
The above is taken from the Ad-
yertiser.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1895-10-21

In season or out of sea son eyery
family should have bott' 10 of DIAR-
RHGA MIXTURE in the bou SO. There
is none better than DwIc fHTs', which
has been dispensed by tb 70 HoLL1srEn
PHARMACY for the I.ast twenty
years "