The Newtown bee., 1895-05-03
-fEUIf..- FlI-ls- LItf lf5 2 EEi.5 T ? A G,nBaker's, Ady't.Jt

Isn't it sad and deplorable, the, ignorance that crops out and comes to the surface now and then :? And we don't have to go to "Dark est A tTiea" to find it leither.nWhy only one evening last week., we, stood ,on7 the Opera
 House corner in the enlighten,s9d ned and sultared real bright looking man, ,'witiEa crease in his
 tr33ggeE lfgs fs too, sfepRsd i HP and says m "say
 squirted double dose et ttsknock ker.out- -drops'' right squarelyin euf;face and eyes our paial
 ysls could not have been more completes We
 stood and looked al that man until one sus
 bender button burst from it's socket and then
 we looked at him againto make sure that he
 was in real earnest and notsa joierv Gould it be possible that this question could be, asked
 in all seriousness and in straight English, in
 this day of enlightentnenf when every school
 boy in the land can tell you where the haboon
 spfang, from and can locate the cspurceg and
 mouth of the Columbia river, and repeat in
 all its detail the story where truth and sverac
 1tyg and George Washingtohl's little hatchet
 and certain. cherry. tree got mixed up to1 Rere in the streets of DaiibuTy. fProtd oid' Dan bury with her magnificent public library
 and unparalleled system of public, private and
 kindred bureaus Of inforfnatioh. The town ot
 all towns where every man, women and child is supposedto be ehock utuli sot knowledge,
 and all the latest ideas on hats and able to
 solve everything from, the knotty problems
 and the intricate piysferiess ot the planetaTy- system down to the common place easier questions 2t, iAsa boy la9aea1cA A retEgnf By in
 o1er s aid
 near bys"; or just when pig ceases to be
 pig and becomes hog. We all know just
 wheIII this tranSHor1na ation' takes place mia
 map, but it is much more difficult to deter-
 mine it's date, in "a 2 pig. And M this qnsstiqp ,to
 for the ,pastlth lthreeyenrs been !repeate fly and
 most consistently calling attentiO to HawleyNt oe and Rahag tha 8a9n tas a R Do youywOnder that we were stagg gered and
 paralyzed and had to gEasp1t5e corner otashs Opera House tor support, and let 8 bystander
 why why he simply looked aghast' and said @dam- word. andpasssd on, and do' yot V wdnder ,that at this juncture everything turned black and ! we saw stars and passed into a. kind Of semts cred and burned green, and the trolley cars stopped. and the opera house seemed tottefi ing upon it's base and about ready (except for our firm hold upon ttJ 10 crash down upon l City Hall, and the night lunch gxag9n, and the soldiers monument stood at q "charge bayonet" position or like the leaning tower | of Pisa, and Fartweli's ciofhihg house ap,
 peared idn atne ,dirmam ent upside down as pc
 i've minutes ahead o1 time, Instead of, dye
 ag Wesb aa walks m ,S were ere ft fl taS as
 is their custom) and everything betokeneu
 the crack ot, Gopn1A When iHseH came to. the | eleetric lights were burning brightly and the | man had passed on, or else been swallowed
 up n the siafYalk, and we were glad ior @ ,nls
 been ''Who is president noW3'f and H Gsa.we
 k ew amy thing about Bakef's flirnitire estab l1ishment or where 1t was to be found - and | then. we should undoubtedly have9 dropped I dead in our tracks. Now we started out with ttne idea pf feallingr attention to- some things at HaWleyvilIe but we struck the Gulf Stream land drifted, from our course,, SC, when you foreyous decide to buy much furniture, we
 shalitake' all the more pains to show you through our very complete line of furniture mattings, carpets, baby carriages ana Fefrig orators and our low prices We have ne l '.snap" bargains or leaders as they are in
 nocsntly called. sbntewes have good, square consistent, uniform prices, fromtops to base ment, and all based don4thessnaAast expenses size inathes states9a a0 agt1G IiHAdHAMa | IA. C. BAKER, Furniture Wararoo oms If Opposite Union Depot, HaWley- gni | vTsva gaiville.a Conn. enmotoo Tl'o !