The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-10-31

OICye
The impression is growing that In.
dian summer has struck Kansas on
time.
Southern Kansas is perfect autumn
resort if it is a little unconstitutional
occasionally.
Now, when the weather is too COO
for lemonade circus is coming t.
Burlington.
The Chicago Lay Quartette is star
ing in Kansas and gaining golden
opinions at every point.
Charlie Lobdell has been buying
some young cattle in Iowa for his
ranch in Lane county.
A Topeka undertaken has made $40,
600 out of his business and he has not
had many funerals, either.
The Santa Fe averages twelve stock
trains daily through Sumner county
from the Texas Panhandle.
la man who has considerable nerve
has applied for a franchise to build an
electrid street railway in Burlington.
There are $50 artesian wells in Meade
county, where Bob Painter divided his
time between law office and
cattle ranch.
The Lawrence World suggests that
football is great game but the pig
skin should not be placed before the
sheep skin.
There is an A B bath house at
Atchison. Can it be that Atchison
people are still in the rudiments on
this subject?
The highwayman who held up q
farmers wife near Bronson, aud got
four cents would better have robbed
a hens nest.
The revival meetings have started
early at Baldwin this year before ex-
perience makes the new students
''hard to CATCH
Charley Warield, once a gay sprite
at Atchison, has turned up at Pueblo
after his acquaintance had almost
forgotten him.
After a years rest, Chanute people
feel sufficiently recuperated to hear
the ''Pirates of Penzance" again by
a local company.
It is announced that the new Santa
Fe flyer will whistle at Lawrence, a
distinction for which that towu is pro-
foundly grateful.
Kansas had it's regular bank failure
Thursday. Fortunately the farmers
of the state have large share of their
surplus in the cornfield.
:; When a charivari party at Eudora
undertakes to have blow out, it isn't
done by halves. The boys take
stick of dynamite along.
Some of the corn in the kingdom of
Doniphan is ''chaffy," and Sol Miller
thinks the average will not exceed
thirty-five bushels an acre.
Papers are poking fun at Cherokee.
There is a new bell in the new school
house and they say on still day it
can be heard almost a block.
In a consignment of fish shipped
from Denver to Abilene several fish
we're found alive on reaching their des-
tination and they were packed only in
ice.
The young and tender brides at Ga
lena have taken to the habit of spell
ling ther husbands names out in full.
1t would seem that brides at Galena
are just as silly as those elsewhere.
A Lawrence girl refused $40 for her
pet cat and the next day it died. A
cat with that much money in it was
bound to get its digestive apparatus
out of order,
In twenty-five years the Missouri
Pacific, by taking out some kinks, has
shortened it's line between Atchison
and st. Louis three miles. The dis
lance is now 800 miles.
A sign on farm gate between Law
renee and Eudora reads, Potatoes 5
cents bushel.' A few things like
that and story will be out about
Kansas burning potatoes.
The marks on the Topeka Advocates
"Some Inside Views" give rise to the
suspicion that they are handed in
by bright young fellow who is regu.
larry employed on another paper.
Mike Callahan, of Huron, whose
wife threw carbolic acid in his face,
is improving. She wants divorce
and he wants to live with her. He has
either a very soft heart or very soft
head.
The Police Relief association of Kan
sas City has made arrangements to
give its annual ball on the evening of
December the 5th. There will be Wis
iting preservers of the peace from st.
Joseph. Leavenworth, Topeka, Law.
renee and other places.
A Mrs. Murphy. who now lives in
Atchison, worked for Mrs. Abraham
Lincoln early in life, when the Lin
coins were rather obscure people, liv-