The Newtown bee., 1895-04-12
A G. Bakers March Ady't.

WYE are about entering new era, the l " month of March. Did you ever see any Trilby's foot, there's not another like it tr ] all Paris-except it's mate," and there's noth
 ing, like March except little connecting | period each year between February and I April. Mud and slush. Freeze and unfreeze Measles and high winds. Malaria and snow | squalls. Cold sores and corkscrew shaped | bad smells and coal ashes. Dust and angry
 wind sent straight from the shoulder, ac. companied by barn doors, SkylightS and profanity, dismembered umbrellas, more | dust and the grip, until not one of us can see ] the presence Of beams and notes and such 1 like in our own eyes. Then comes deluge | and a general thaw all along the line, and suddenly the whole bottom drops out of the l egg market and all the principal roads in town. The ice breaks up in the river and, ac- com panied by most of the bridges and rail fences, moves on to victory and tidewater. Sucn a breaking down and demolition ot party lines especially along the bottom lands has been paralleled at no other season of the year and in no other instance except during the late municipal elections in New York steals 8 nest and surreptitiously hatches out chicks which these sudden freezes send to untlmely graves. Surface and snow water find the level ot our cellars through numerous winding rat holese and the water from our crystal spring resembles in color and taste the drippings of tan vat. Unministerial ex. pressions come to the front in the best of families and trials and tribulations seem to rise and tall ad infinitum until W feel almost eager to say amen to the old mans ferVGnt application ot''O Lord, if thou wilt but see fit to take care ot me through this month of March, wlll agree to take care of myself all the rest of the time." This Is the month we watch with interest the passage to more con genial climes Of the wild goose overhead and the chilblain under foot. Every cloud has its silver lining apd SO doing the month of March the poor furniture man who has passed wearilY through the long dull months of winter is cheered by the thought that now is the appointed time when every thrifty house. keeper rouses from her lethargic sleep and searches the country far and near for the most desirable place to purchase her spring carpets and needed articles ot furniture, and rght here we rise to remark that we have a stock on hand and daily arriving that has never been equalled since we began business. An elegant line of carpets in all grades at prices lower than was ever reached before Ninety new and desirable patterns just received. We keep the back numbers care fully weeded out of our furniture, and you will get new designs if you buy of us. We don't claim to be any smarter, shrewder or better business managers than anybody else, but we do claim most emphat1cally that while we are away out in the tall grass and big timber the many and great advante geS ot our location enable us to handle a large stock ot furniture on 8 smaller expense than any other live man in the state can do it to-day. That you can't go anywhere from anywhere vile is as true as the familiar quotation "that all roads lead to Rome." Now don't be nasty In your purchase this spring, but look us as others over carefully before you buy. Now this last was the main and principal point we wished to make to start with. Took us an everlasting long time to make it. didn't itr But didn't you ever notice that the point of most everything is quite apt to be clear out on the end? You meyer can bayonet 8 pig gracefully with the first end or middle of your gun.
 A. G. BAKER, Furniture Warerooms,
 Opposite Union Depot, Hawley-
 vile. Conn.