New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-07-20
THE TALK or THE Day.

Trolley parties very popular In Philadelphia
One OF them the other day consisted Of fifty gayly
decorated
Irene-Isn't 1t curious how innocent George Fer
guson is? They say he never kissed ANYBODY In
his life and doesn't know how to kiss!
Iaura,These Is not Word Of truth p d IN p as
how by this time.-tChicago Tribune.
The great Texas Fruit Palace at Tyler. Tex,
opens this week and will remain open until August
I. Tyler Is in the centre Of fruit belt about as
large as the State OF New-Jersey Texans claim
that the fruits Of this region the finest in the
world and are marketed two months earlier than
elsewhere in the Union. The growth OF the fruit
industry in this region has been phenomenal. and
the best farmers changing from the old staples
OF cotton. sugar-cane and corn to fruit growing
FASCINATION.
She's attended by numbers numbers of OF s Ssax
Though II isn't her face
That draws them apace
Indianapolis journal
The Great Northern Steamship Company. whose
vessels ply on the great lakes. has announced that
I, will give a prize OF $3.50 in gold for all babies
born aboard It's steamers Northland and Northwest
this season; 500 for twins and 5000 for triplets.
The only condition that the officers OF the COM
pany shall name the babies.
II saw Mrs X going into auction sale last
Monday. Isn't her craze for bargains extraoroi-
nary? ,.,. ,,,,.,., .,o cont, die bannv ~
she knew she would be laid out on a bargain conn-
ter and be buried rernart'-ttiariem Lie.
In London-First American-"rhe Saturday Re-
View hasn't had anything to say lately about the
hrutates OF American political campaigns
Second Amercan-No. but II will have
scorcher after the editor reads OF the ndignties
offered 10 Sir Vernon Harcourt and his wife. Eng
lsh critics OF the United States never so vio-
lent as when they confronted by the same
faults IN their own country
ODE TO AN EMPEROR.
DO you want some one to quell an international
Call on Willie
Would you like see poet and an engineer to
Call on Willie
Do . ySs want pr0disy' advice upon a''a'r' OF
DO you wish some classic music to be written while
Would You ind In human clcverness the greatest
OF the great?
Washington Star.
The hatpin In the hands OF determined woman
has long been known most formidable instru;
ment OF attack and defence. evidence OF
which from interior PENNSYLVANIA, is now TO the
fore OF a character much more serious than ord-
nary certain Miss Cope. OF Durham. In that
State desiring to supplement the summons OF the
dinner bell inserted her hatpn unexpectedly into
the leg OF the visiting clergyman. who. In conse-
quence. has since lost that member and bids fair
10 oe his life The occurrence will discourage tho
reckless OF hatpins hereafter for purposes out
side Of their legitimate employment. and may IN
struct the inexperienced Pennsylvania female thar
there are certain privileges which ch'valry and
gaantry concede to her OF which she ought TO
make a sparing use That she will, under ordinary
circumstances. jab almost everything in sight with
her hatpin L. OF course. 10 be expected. but there
are certain objects which. without waving her right
to jab them. II she liked she might CONSIDERABLY
exempt from this practice and II the pastors leg
is not OF them we should like to know what Is!
Miss Harkaway," said polliner. Il suppose YOU
have seen the statement In this weeks Gazette u,,
she II saw as IT,, s"S" Wcl wish you to know that
had have nothing TO do this Eh letter. h of
wouldn't send IT, she said naiyey W nn, 4, Is ism. rle
impossible. DO you Know that paper contains .
great many valuable hlnts?' And he took tho mint
-(Harper's Bazaar.
According TO Chief Bonner tie ball nozzle winch
has excited 80 much interest throughout the country
Is destined TO work radical and highly benehciai
change In the system OF fgh;irg fire. Instead OF
working at distance with straight streams. nre-
men. by using the bail nozzle can enter burning
buildings and work at close range. thus not onv
doing moro effective work. but averting 10 coz
siderable extent the serious damage to interior
property. and In many cases this system Will enao'e
fremen to save the lives of inmates OF burning
buildings The man who has given the world al
appliance OF such value is certainly entitled TO toe
gratitude OF his fe!low-men.
A Senator from the far West. new alike TO Cone
gressional donors and the ways OF society s,o,shv
invited to n very swell. dinner given by wealthy
man who wanted Influence" Here is part %
tho .etter the senator wrote home the day aftes:
1T was the finest house You ever see ana "a,
finest folks The table was Sc, o.. s.cn
bangup style. Lace on tho table cloth ana sea
flowers cs I never see. But not thing TO ca; on
1t but some candy. little NUS ell shel.ea:
and sech things. But by-and-by one OF the men
standing round brought me some OF the finest soup
eat had some more and some more. And thea
What 90 you think? Hang me- those ,e: % nea
there soL IKE darned fool chuck full o sospsi
-(Boston Budget