San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-09-01
SHORT SNAPPERS.

You might fear the boss but
have no love for him.
fractional fights may be blessings
in disguise.
A rich man becomes more NAL.
odorous when he becomes broke.
Policemen are human. They love
to watch the can-can.
ID the newspapers, d. the
people, Keufner's head must fall"
The Jockey club is all we have
left-let's help it along.
The heads of some of our depart
ments smack too much OF autoc-
racy.
We now have q sewer farm.
The next question will be: "What
will we do with it?"
A cool glass of beer on Sunday
might affect your stomach, but it
will hardly hurt your morality.
His war record is more sacred to
a tender-foot old vet. than his lodge
or church. s s.s So :. : sss.. . s..
The heather make better lodge
members than the average church
goer.
The San Antonio newspapers
areljust about teniyears ahead of
the town. ,fssa- =: 49,. 80
The real estate men need little
"waking up" Organize a real
estate exchange..-~-s - ,--
b Watchdog 8 Richards ought to
look into the, street sprinkling
business. E az. ~ ss-.--
Mr.. DanFStuart is invited. to
bring his champion scrappersl to
San Antonio..se s7 :. :- :,
mo wonder justice is blind. She
has had her eye knocked out in
every court in the land."-Texas
Sandwich.
"Some men are trying to save the
Democratic party by rubbing salt
into its sore places. Texas Sand
witch.
Watchdog Richards is guarding
the door Of the city treasury.
Mayor Elmendorf's arm is not long
enough, it seems.Es' &C. a =.
= Some portions of the east side,of
the river are crowding,the across
the creek" in the race lof immor- !
atty. isss W. s~7 Ss.es.--- - 80
The Jockey club has elected al
most an entire new board of direc-
tors. They will now need some
new MONEYS 49, GEE .. .. s.ss
Tenants are kicking about rents
being too high. while the landlords
claim insurance and taxes don't
leave anything for repairs.S 80 80
Parents should be prosecuted for
criminal negligence in allowing
their little children to play along
the banks Of the river.
1t appears to be only pleasant
pastime in a hypocrite to be al
ways looking for flaws il BROTH
'F, ss oha Ant6F wavs Cd yss Fshr
few morsks. afi ions, Joskes and
Wolff &sM.rgG, be fore we can ex-
ynceGpaf supPoIb uotHeT morning
ing: PAPER.
nv city that haf not the enter
prise or executive ability to own
and operate STREET sprinkler or
garbage cart, wi I'll hardly run a
sewer farm.
Since Alderman Robards has be-
come the Watchdog of the CITY
treasury, how do4s it come that he
overlooks the fact that the city is
paying $1,000 PED month for gar
bage removal, WI en- competent
bidder has offered to do the work
at 500 per month? Is this BUSH
ness?
"Some men have never been lead
ing citizens except when they were
followed out of the county by
vigilant committed -Texss Sand
witch.
Let us then be up and doing.
With a heart for any fate;
Still achieving, still pursuing,
Catching fish or cutting bait.
Harrisburg Telegram.
This world is like crowded bus,
A few good men, perhaps,
May find seat, but most of US,
Must hang on by the straps.
Chicago Herald.
at was Henry Ward Beecher
who said that the advertisements
in a newspaper are more full OF
knowledge in regard to what is go
ing on in a community than the
editorial columns are"
"a disrespectful Western editor
says that Prof. r. l.. Garner, who
sailed for Africa the other day to
study monkey language, took along
copious notes of the Harvey Horr
gabfest for comparison and exami-
nation"
During the past dull year, Mar
shall Eiald tha ChiaaOO Irv roode