The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-10-09

UQlCeQ SLaLe6 aUOut lO9 CtuG1 VI
men, women and children, to bsIcd
ed in 1890. ;arl
= In Wisconsin villa
funeral procession was yer}
made up of men and women IS!
cles, the deceased having beef
ber Of bicycle club. y
Marshall Field Of Chr 81
said, made more money ou M !|||
chandise last year than any Il
in the world, his net profits d
ing to $7,000,0O0.
Old Abrams wisest Z.
"Ef de descendants OBJ dero%
crowed at Peter was to maxi
ebery time lie is told, dar
such noise in de world
couhn t hear de hens cackle.
DO not take advantage og &
hospitality of your friends, by rirs
ly and unannounced visiting.
word that you would like to visit th6
if convenient, and then await i
before venturing. ,un.
"A boy who has learneS s!
manly to be tender to the
rarely coward, for the strengt
courage Of his nature are develops
teaching him to protect those
cannot defend themselves.
= Phil, four years old, ask
brother Harley, six, sfW'hat are
stars made of" The answer
"When God made the moon he ls
little left, so he sprinkled it,ard
and made the stars"
= First Kentuckian-Say, coli
there's a Mormon elder down thef
preachin' to crowd Of young wJ
and singin' "Would I were a BIZ
Second Kentuckian-Well, / kDH S.
nish the feathers. You git soE
to stick 'em on.
George Brown, colored, M s.
of Virginia, has certificate
former mastez,, setting forA 9,
was born in 1764snah lisss
New Orleans. He says that he blalA f
ed George Washington's boots
lighted his Cigars VI
Mexico is said to have prog fl
a speedy recognition Of tA,s Cub S
a belligerent power, and many II
are only waiting for this signal
gin naval warfare against SPAIN il
letters Of marque issued by thd
republic.
= A train passed through M
on September 9th, from Eagle 81
Tex, bringing 165 negroes back
to Alabama and Georgia. These
the relics of disastrous attempt {
colonize southern Mexico with Ameri
can negroes.
"A liquor-seller presented his bil
to the executor of a deceased custo
mer's estate, asking, ''Do you wisl
my bill sworn to p "No," said th
executor, "the death Of the decease
is sufficient evidence that he had
liquor"
= A simple way to treat bl1I
to cover all portions of it and the M
flesh with oil-sWeet on
tor oil answers very well-sprl
heavily with dry -four and banda!
once with linen. The first obis +
to exclude the air and relieve the
- "They tell me
woman," said the II b &
yellow vest. "Of Cd
is rather tender sui, M DIE
amt worryin'," :" saiS
"She's all right. She licked the M
girl yesterday for burning the steak.
Cornstarch makes the best past
for scrap-books. Dissolve a smal
quantity in cold water, then cook i
thoroughly. Be careful and not ge
it too thick. When cold it should b
thin enough to apply with brush. |
will not mold nor stain the paper.
- II tell you Hyde is as reliable
man as you can find anywhere.
"What Jim Hyde reliable man.
Why, he is noted for never telling th
truth" "To be sure, that's the yer.
reason you can always depend upol
him if he tells you a thing you know
it isn't so.
Love to your neighbor assume
divers forms. In a family, it is ten
derness and care; in neighborhood
courtesy in friendship, sympathy
in business, integrity; in distress
to our country, patriotism
to the world, benevolence; to th,
brotherly kindness.
A gentleman, calling on farme
"Mr. Jones, your clock i
not quite right, is it p ''Well, 20,
see, said Mr.. Jones, nobody don
understand much about that clock bu
me. When the hands of that clocl
stand at 12, and it strikes two; thel
I know it's 20 minutes to seven
"A maiden said to her little ne
phew "Now, johnny, you go to bee
early, and always do so, and you'll b
rosy-cheeked and handsome when yo1
grow up" Johnny thought over thi
a few minutes and observed "Well
aunt, you must have set up goot
deal when you were young"
"It has been discovered" say
the National Druggist. "that the bar
Of which quinine is obtained furnish
no quinine except in malarial regioA
If tree is planted in non-malaria
district it will not produce quinine
1t is therefore claimed that quinine il
a malarial poison, drawn from the sol
and stored up by this wonderful tree.
= The Darlington, Wis, Jou ia
says editorially of a popular paten
medicine: eve know from expert
cncc that Chamberlain S Collie, Choler'
and Diarrhoea Remedy is all that il
claimed for it, as on two occasions i
stopped excruciating pains and pos
sibly saved us from an untimcly grave
We would not rest easy over nigh
without it in the house." This rem
edy undoubtedly saves more pain ant
suffering than any other medicine il
the world. Every family should ken
it in the house, for it is sure ~
needed sooner or late. For1
Hill Bros. *