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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10
Ell sENADO DE LA FLORIDA

Leemos en- Los NoUedados de Nueva
aEl senado del Estado de Florida, con
caracterfatico, desconocimiento de la cor
tesla International y de su propio decoro,
ACADIA de hacer una plancha de las buenas.
En- su session de aver, y despu6s d Q
un animado de bate, en- el cual SO alzaron
algunas voces disidentes, aunque por des
gracia pocass, aProb6 un acuerdo presenta-
do a Pe Or au Sh6sy 6aype gsao las por a os
insurrectos cubanos.
Este g6nero de desplantes abunda por
aquf nadie llaman la atencion, por
mas que el acuerdo de referencia choque
violentamente con Ia. actitud correcta y
las amistosas disposiciones de que ell 60
bierno federal de los Estados UnidOs un
dia y otro viene hacienda protestas al
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10
Recortamos de I'm colega de Madrid
=. TROPhS A PUERTO-RICO

El Djor6o O1fciaE del .MGmister6o de ia
.Gwegro publica ina Real orden circular
dictando reglas para la concentration y
embarque de los jefes, ofciales y tropas
recientemente destinados q los batallones
primero y segundo Provisionales de Puer-
to Rico, = q poner en- pie de guerra los cua-
tro batallones que guarnecen Ia isla.
En- dicha Real orden Sc prescribe que
los jefes v ofciales destinados & los bata-
lones Provisionales, primero y segundo
magahep inned daaatamsate q naenEEaEse
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10
Ia CORRESPONDENCE De PUERTO-RICO."
VIERNEs, 10 DIE MAYO DE 1895.
POLlCLlNlCA De ''SAN JUAN"
SAN FRANCISCO SO

En- este Consultorio m6dico-qufrdrgi-
torres son; las del doctor Coll y Toste, de
II & IL; las del doctor Carbonell Olazarra,
de 3; y las del doctor Garcia Cabrera,
de 8 4.
Cuando el suscriptor necesite el servi-
clio m6dico & domicilio avisara directa-
mente & cualquiera de los tres facultativOs
de la ''POliclinica."
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

Nuestras p6rdidas han cOnsistido en-
I'm muerto y diez ocho heridOs. AL to-
nerse noticia en- esta plaza, eali6 el Conan.
dante Militar con los Benem6ritos VOlun-
tarios, G~<o del general Santos Perez y
BOmberos, enc0ntrandO la cOlumna en-
Santa Cecilia en- camino de esta Villa.
Apenas Sc tuvO COnOcimientO de la lle-
gada de la columna con los heridos, I'm
pueblo immense acudi0 al paente jSG1atG
Isabel, en- cuyO 1ugar SO victore6 los
aguerridos soldados de Simancas al man
do del COrOnel seiOr CopellO y Teniente
Coronel seflor Bosch.
Los O6ciales heridos son: ell Captain
y Teniente de las Escuadras sehores don
Jose Lopez y don IgnaciO BertOt y muer-
to el sargento Garrido.
El pueblo acompa&i6 hasta. la Enfer-
mer{a Militar a los heridOs que ven1an en-
carretOnes del ingenio Santa Cecilia.
El dfa veinte y dos entr6, en- ell pobla-
do Palma San Juan (Guantanamo) una
partida insurrecta COmpuesta de unos
cientO cincuenta hOmbres, permaneciendo
en- dichO lugar hasta ell veinte tres, dia
en- que sallerOn en- su persecution f4erZas,
pOr 10 cual los insurrectos SO internaron
hac1a Sierra CQmGstG sin que a estas no.
ras Sc sepan mas detalles.
De Las Villas del % Santa Clara):
''Ayer q las 3 de la tarde, SO recibi6 en-
esta ciudad I'm parte telef6nico de Colisito,
donde SO daba la nOticia de que I'm kil6-
metro del pObladO hab1a aparecido una
partida rebelde.
Embellishments en- ell vapor J0r0-
gX0 salieron para dichO punto fuerzas del
Ej6rcitO y Guardia Civil
Tambi6n sali6 el .Jefe de la primera
zona con la guerrilla del primer battalion
del regimiento de Alfonso XIII.
Anoche entraron de serv1cio en- esta
ciudad la compafifa de gu1as y la primera
del batall6n, cubriendo. las guardias de
prevention, la carcel, aduana, fuerte de Ia
calzada de Dolores y avanzadas de Mana
cas- Punta C6tica."
Dicese q. por la Inca ferrea de Gnanta-
namO Sc encOntr0 ahorcado SAINT ago
Gala, con un r6tulO manuscrito, con 10
cual SO vi6 que fu6 muertO por la gente de
Mace0o
Han sido propuestos para una recon-
pensa pOr la acci6n de clos Negros", los
capitanes de Caballeria don Enrique Uvie-
ia, don Osvaldo Capaz, el de Infanterfa
don Emilio Romero y los tenientes sefior
Vale don Eduardo Ochoa.
Por la acci6n de ''Solfs" tambi6n han
sidO propuestOs el captain sedor Romero,
los tenientes sefores Vale y Ochoa, asl
como ell comandante de Estado Mayor, Sc
for Gonzalez Gelpi, y captain de Infante-
ria don Jose D0minguez Calv6.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

Ha fallecido en- Madrid nuestro amigo
ell Excmo. Sr. MARQUES de Machicote, fe-
niente coronel que fu6 del battalion de Vo-
luntarios de esta Isfay ex vice presidente
de la Diputacion: Provincial. .Acompafia-
mos su aprecfable familia numerosos
amigos en- Ell dolor que tan justamente les
aqueia.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10
GRAN HOTEL Y RESTAURANT "INGLA1ERRA.
-.Ietetd1s esQat99lG q C1Wz
A. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

Por cartas particulares sabemos que
ha sido resuelto por Real Orden ell 1expe-
diente sobre provision de la escuela supe-
rior de AFecibo, nombraudo para dicha
plaza a nuestro estimado amigo ell ioven
don Juan Emerito Castillo, que la habfa
ganado por oposici6n. LIE felicitamos
por Ell triunfo obtenido.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

Question de POGO dinero es proveerse
de un calzado fino, elegante duradero.
Para este, no hay mas sino acudir q "Ia
Palmesana,' % de Pieras y Compafia, For
taleza ndmero 80. Y probado sera, pues
charlandO no SO hace NADIA.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10


modicad premios iberaIdad en- e aego de- niee
ca aambiques etera
DremlOSTe edMCdOS 4
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

Hemos sabido con gusto que ha as
cendido q capitan, nuestrO buen amigo ell
primer teniente de Ej6rcito don ENRIQUE
PUG Martf, 4 quien felicitamos sincera-
mente.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

estos hechos tienen lugar 4 espaldas de
nuestra celosa Autoridad local, ante quien
SO justifcan los autores de tan barbara
proceder con inventivas que en- NADIA ate
nilan el delito."
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10
NOTICIAS GENERATES

Un amigo de Madrid que siempre esta
bien enterado, nos escribe que los presu-
puestos por Puerto-Rico cada dfa estan
mas ahogados por mas que Garcia Moli-
33S o 2a00 fa do15n de os dRe RoF la Pn
sula marcha con gran lentitud y Sc cree
que SO suspenderan las Cortes cuando es-
ten aprobados. Hablase de que el sef1or
Lastrea esta disgustado con el sef1or Cano-
vas, porque aspiraba a un Ministerio.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

Sc encuentra en- esta Capital en- viaje
para Europa, nuestro estimado amigo ell
reputable comerciante de Mayagiez seior
afectuosamente.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10
La MnnA ElEGAMTE.-Visi.

IA MqDA ELEGANIE.E7Vaislte usted esta
taleza 81. Hay allf cuanto pueda listed
nscesitar en- el giro de la casa. Todo bueno,
todo choGse, todo muy baratfsimo. A
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

Hemos tenido mucho gusto en- recibir
la vista de nuestro apreciado amigo ell Sc
nor don GeEardo Castell6' joven hacenda-
ira mas af -ctuosa bienvenida.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10
POR q REALES CuATRO c0BBATAS DF SFDI

P0r 4 reaIes, un cintur6n de gran
moda.-Por reales, otro cintur6n de mo-
da.-Por reales, otro cintur6n de moda.
-Por reales, un par calcetines de lana
Por 12 reales, una camiseta de lana.-Por
10 reales, un pantalon de lana-Todo este
y un surtido espantoso de MALETAs para
viaje en- EI CGpr6cho, San Justo 81. P)
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

En- session C. brada anOche por Ia Di-
rectiva de {" La Ben6fca;;" fueron admit
dos 63 socios y quedaron 81 solicitudes de
aspirantes 8 ingreso, para el tramite re-
glamentario. Cada d1a es mayor el pro-
gresO de esta asociaci6n.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10
EI SR. MuNOZ. Notari,

81 SIR. MUNOZ, Notari0 de Arecibo,
actuara en- Ia Notarfa de Utuado, hoy q
su cargo por sustituci6n, durante los dfas
9 al 18 del corriente mes de Mayo.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

Ell vapor "M6jico" cargo en- Ponce
para la Peninsula con trasbordo en- esta
Capital, 896 sacos y 2 barriles, pesando
con 3O9, ,347 kilos az1car.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

Nuestro amigo don jose Murgui; Con
tador de la Loterfa y presidente de Il.
Ben6fca," nos ofrece su nuevo domiciliC
Sol rs. Agradecemos la atenci6n.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

4 = De Bayam6n: = q Hace ciTco seis
dfas le fu6 robado I'm dinero al liberto DID
nisio Fernandez, de cuya resulta tuvo lu.
tratarse de indefensas muj fue nj mas
pequeho, nj mas humane que ell aplicado-
& los del sexo fuerte. Hay, en- verdad,
ciertos hombres que~se olvidan que esta-,
mos & finea del aiglo XIx, Ea cleric que
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10
El intalinanta fot6nrafo do ponon

El inteigente fot6grafo de Ponce don
Eduardo L Molina, ha tornado una nu9
va galer1a en- la que fguran los principa
les mdsicos de la Isla. Los que des6en ad-
mirar tan primoroso trabajo fotografco,
patico duef1o nuestro amigo Pierre Giusti
tendra mucho gusto en- facilitarlo para
que 10 ovean) a sus consequences favorece.
dores. En- esta redacci6n tenem Is tam
bi6n I'm ejemplar de tan artfstico cuadro.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

El Agente general en- esta Capital Y
para la Isla de los peri6dicos de Madrid
81 SMptememtO de la Correspondenc6a de
P~erto- Rico,, El NueUo Mu'ado y EI He
TGtdO, 10 es ell joven don jaime Padr6, LII
ma 81, donde podran hacerse toda clase. de
pedidos.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

EL MBlEL0. San Jatsto 17.-Es Ia ca
miseria y sombrererfa de moda, ell estabIe.
clmlento preferido por Ia juventud de buen
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

El domingo pr6ximo en- la capilla d
la V. 0. T. Franciscana tendra lugar & Il
ocho de la mafana, una misa solemne
JESUS Sacramentado, que quedarS de m,
nifesto hasta las 5 de la tarde que Sc re
zara la Corona, concluyendo con Ia proc
sion y reserve de estilo. =
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

Manana sabado dara function. en- ell
teatro " Isabel" de Santurce, la aplaudida
Compaf1a Infantil que dirije la se1lorita
Dueho. Pondra en- escena las zarzuelitas
" Mdsica Clasica, Bola 80" "Torear
DOR 10 fno"
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

Un vecino de la Gale de San Justo SO
queja de que una turba de nif1os SO entire
tiene corriendo por las azoteasde las ca
sas de Ia calle de Ia Luna hasta situarse
en- la del sef1or Consul Ingl6s para lamar
desde allf enormes piedras que van &
la Gale de San Justo exponi6ndose & rom
perle Ia crfsma a los que SO encuentran en-
los patios de las casas contiguas COMO su.
cedio aver una pobre lavandera. De repe-
tirse esta hazaha publicaremos los nombres
y apellidos de tales chicos.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

Dicese q. por la Inca ferrea de Gnanta-
namo SO encontr0 ahorcado SAINT ago
Gala, con un r6tulO manuscrito, con 10
Maceoo
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

Ell vapor "M6jico" saldra para Pom
CO, donde embarcara para Cuba 'el bizarre
battalion '' Valladolid," mahana a primera
hora.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

Sc REkLIzARAN en- el Paris Bazar ]. 900
hormas de sombreros acabadas de recibir
en- 81 vapor frances, reales una. Las
hay blancas negras. Tambien Sc reali-
zan plumas espr5tS y cintas propias para
adornar sombreros. En- ell mismo vapor
SO han recibido 10 mil abanicos japoneses.
modelos escIWsiUos del Paris -BaSaT v com.
pletamente nuevos. Estos abanicos tie.
nen todavfa el olor de la p6lvora gastada
en- Ia guerra chinojaponesa. "a
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-05-10

Nuestras p6rdidas han consistido en-
un muerto y diez y ocho heridos. AL to-
nerse noticia en- esta plaza, eali6 el Conan
dante Militar con los Benem6ritos Volun-
BOmberos, encontrando la columna en-
Santa Cecilia en- camino de esta Villa.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-02-14
Washington Was a Christian.

There are strong reasons to conclude that he was devout Christian. In boyhood he wrote religious sentiments; he had religious services in his camp; he urged the appointment of chaplains of his troops; he forbade profane swear. ing among the soldiers; he was a church vestryman; when day of fast ing and prayer was appointed he says in his diary that he went to church and "fasted all day." he constantly at tended church when he was in civil life, though the nearest church was seven miles distant; he took the com munion when possible; though a mem Der of the Church of England, he once applied to take the communion in a Presbyterian church, which shows his catholicity; and his public papers con stantly acknowledge God as the ruler among nations, and as the object of hu- man allegiance and worship.-N. w.. Christian Advocate.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-02-14
FIRST LADY.
Martha Washington in Society and In
 tho Home.

Martha Washington In Society and In
 tho Home.
 As George Washington was the man of the moment, so was Martha Wash ington the woman of the hour. It has been said, in fact, by many historians that much of the success of the "Ea- thcr of His Country" is to be attributed to the help and sympathy he always found in his wife. No wife who did not feel all of this could have written, as Martha Washington did, to a near friend, in 1774: "Yes, foresee conse- quenccs-dark days, domestic happiness suspended, social enjoyments aban- doned and eternal separations on earth possible. But my mind is made up; my heart is in the cause. George is right; he is always right God has promised to protect the righteous, and will trust Him"
 It seems strange, when one recalls the brilliant and successful receptions she commenced in the executive man. sion in New York and always continued in Philadelphia under the name of levees, that this woman, who from the first moment Washington was elected president gave a tone and a standing to the whole of continental society, should yet dislike official life. Never theless, so her biographers state, and ndd that she was greatly rejoiced when her husband refused a third term in 1796.
 At her home at Mount Vernon she was undoubtedly at her best. A house. keeper of the real old school, surround ed by bevy of maids, and with a great bunch of keys hanging from her waist, she attended 60 and oversaw every detail. Here her dress was of the simplest material and make. The silks and brocadcs that made her such magnificent figure in New York had no place in her country manse. Her gowns were of home manufacture in variably.
 Despite the dignity of the Washing ton homestead, its retinues and its liveries, homely air of simplicity lurked within it's doors. Mrs Wash ington was an admirable hostess and liked the house to be full to overflow ing. She is said to have been very beautiful, rather small woman, with dark eyes, far skinned and of quick temper A touching instance of the affection her husband had for her is to be seen in the fact that after his death her miniature, which he had worn con stantly for forty years, was found upon his breast Chicago Tribune.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-02-14
A Genuine Sportsman.

No picture shows George Washing ton better than the glimpses and snatches we get of him on his broad lawn, sloping gently down to the Po- tomac, and in the hallway of his fa- nous, now national, colonial manse, Mount Vernon, glorious estate to have and to hold. It contained nine thousand acres of swamp, woodland, hill and meadow, and fishing, boating, shooting or chasing the fox could be enjoyed for the space of days travel ing without ever once going over the boundaries. Washington was a keen and active hunter, and riding behind the hounds was q Virginian sport that met with his cordial approval. A thorough sportsman was he besides, and it is related how one fine day he sprang from his horse into muddy pool, not caring for the barrel of a shotgun at close quarters, and wrecked vengeance on a poachcr and tres passer.-Chicago Tribune.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-02-14

itage of-of-somethin or other, fer get jes' what. But the biggest timell be tonight, reckon. The young folks is goin' to dress up in clothes like they uster wear hundred year ago, representa- George Washington an Marthy Washington, an continental soldiers, an Britishers, an all them revolutionary people. An at the end of it all they's goin' to be a weddin'. |"
 "A wedding!"
 "A rail out-and-out weddin'. Yes, siree!"
 Do you mean that couple of your town people will actually be marriedP"
 "Shore's you're foot high, "chuckled Maj. Thompson, evidently enjoying my show of interest. "The bridegroom's old Ezry Bunker, the richest man in the gas-belt, an the bride is Bessie Powell, Squire Powell's youngest girl They're to be married in the hall, an after that have a sort of reception at the 'squire's house. Ezry Bunler's old enough to be the girls father, too. Seems like burnin' shame, cause they say Bessie keers heap more fer Lafe Clayton's little finger than she does fer Ezry Bunker an his million. Lafe's a likely young feller, an owns the best farm in the county. But Ezry he's got the money, an the 'squire's got his eye on it, an wouldn't be a bit s'prised ef
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-02-14
A Quaint Old Watch.

"What sort of watch is this?" asked Duzenbcrry, picking up a curious old time-picce from an Austin watchmak- er's show case.
 That" replied the watchmaker, "is a real curiosity. It is watch that be- longcd to Alexander the Great, when he died on the barren island of St. Helena."a
 "The mischief you say. Why, man alive, in the days of Alexander the Great they didn't have any watches"
 That's just what makes it such a curiosity"
 And Alexander the Great did not die at St. Helena"
 "IIe didn't, eh? We'll that makes it still greater curiosity" and, taking the rare relic from the hands of Duzen. berry, he locked it up in his burglar proof safe.-Texas Siftings.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-02-14

creature should be compelled to marry an ugly old ogre for his money.
 That night Maj. Thompson and went to the entertainment, and sat together during the performance. The hall was crowded, for many people had come in from the surrounding country to sec the exhibition" and particularly to attend the wedding of Squire Powell's daughter.
 The entertainment was series of pictures presented by men and women clad in the costumes of revolutionary times. Upon the whole it was very creditable affair, and I was not sur prised to learn that Bessie Powell had been the leading spirit in designing the tableaux and wardrobes. George Washington and his associates figured in the majority of the pictures, but one of the best of the series was Paul Revere's Ride" represented by Lafe Clayton correctly dressed and equipped for the part, sitting on handsome black horse, one arm extended toward a group of men, women and children as if in the act of warning them of the approach of the British Man and horse were as motionless as if carved in stone, and when the curtain was drawn the audience demonstrated its approval in vociferous applause. The last number on the programme
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-02-14

scarcely house in the place, it seemed to me, that was not flying the national colors from window or roof. was un- able to account for this until the land- lord of the tavern relieved my curiosity by reminding me that it was the 22d of February, and assuring me that the people of Posey Bend were intensely patriotic.
 "Washington's birthday is purity nigh as big day as the Fourth of July with us," said the landlord, with a ring of pride in his voice. "Ef you're thinkin' bout stayin' over night it'll be wuth yer while, reckon, to see the celebration we're goin' to have in the town hall"
 There was no question about my staying over night. An exasperating washout on the railroad had com pelled me, much against my will, to stop at this little cross-road village, with no chance of being able to con tinue my journey for twcnty-four hours, at least. The prospect was not a cheerful one, and caught eagerly at the suggestion that the exercises in honor of Washington's birthday might afford the means of killing time, al- though under other circumstances l probably would have regarded it as something to be religiously avoided.
 For the present the gooG-natured gossip of mine host was sufficiently dl- vcrting had found him quite alone in the "ofiice" of his tumble-down old ,nnoront1u not nvnrSn to passing the time II: conversa- ton. His name, as I soon learned, was Mai. Thompson. He was long, lank specimen, and as he sat with his chair tilted back against the wall, and one thin leg dangling over the other, he had almost the appearance of skel' eton.
 "We allus celebrate Westinghouse birthday" he sad, as he sent stream of tobacco juice toward the stove. -'Sling out the flags an have some sort of doin's appropert to the 'casion. reck'lect when we was satisfied with a spcllin match, or house-warmin', or a barn-dance, but hyer lately the young folks has kinder tuck hold an now we have Entertainments in the town hall with reg'lar music an singin' and dec lamations an dialogues an sich. They'' two of 'em to-day"
 1.-Two what?"
 entertainments. Norations an music this afternoon, an sort of ex hibition-tabloze, or ever what you cal 'cm-to-night. 'Saftcrnoon Jcdge Gan derbuck's goin' to noratc. Been malS in the same speech for twenty odt year. It's a good un, too, specially where he brings in bout the Father O his Country bcin' the first in war, frs in peace, an first in the hearts of hi countrymcn, an where he scz thi broad land O liberty is the proud her
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-02-14
What. Indned2

It was George Washington's birth day. The bells were ringing and the cannon were booming in commemora- tion of the father of his country Lit tie Ethel, aged five, wise and thought ful beyond her years, was gazing out of the window apparently in deep thought. Suddenly she awoke from her reverie, and, turning around to her father, said: Papa, what are they go ing to give George Washington for his birthday?"-Boston Herald.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-02-14
Ardent Love.

"My young friend," said the million aire, drowning, 'you admit that you are poor and you know that my daughter is very wealthy. Would you, pauper. marry her, knowing her to be worth a million?"
 "Sir," said the young man, who was a person of intense resolution, ''my af lection is proof against such tests. I would marry your daughter if she were worth two million. Chicago Record.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-02-14
The Reporter Was Rattled.

"I wonder where Miss Consuelo Astor, the new debutante, keeps her nose, , said Mir. Murray Hill, who was reading daily paper.
 "What an absurd remark for sen- sible man to malSe," said Mrs. Murray Hill, tossing her head.
 "Nothing absurd about it. This so- ciety reporter writes: The fair young debutante has an exquisitely molded face, of which two dark hazel eyes are the central feature.' Now l want to know where her nose is situated?"- Texas Siftings.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1895-02-14
As to Appearances.

"You are eying me, sir, as if you thought had designs on your umbrel- la," said the lean passenger, as the train drew into the depot. Do look like man who could be capable of stealing an umbrella?"
 "Since you ask me the question. sir," answered the fat passenger, ''I am com- pelled to say that I think you do."
 And you look as if you might possi- bly be gentleman and man of de- cent horse-sense," retorted the other. "How deceptive appearances sometimes are!"--Chicago Tribune.