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The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1895-02-25
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We offer One Hundred Dollars reward
for any case of Catarrh than cannot be
cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & Co., Toledo. o.
We, the undersigned have known F.
J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and be-
lieve him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
WEST & TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, o.
WALDING, K1NNAN & MARVIN, Whole
sal- Druggists, Toledo, G.
dalrs Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
nally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. Testi-
monials sent free. Price 75c. per bottle.
Sold by all druggists.
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Marvelohs results.

From a letter written by Rev. J. Gum
derman, of Dimondale, Mich, we are
permitted to make this extract: t'I have
no hesitation in recommending DIR.
Kings New Discovery, as the results
were almost marvellous in the case of my
wife. While was pastor of the Baptist
Church at Rivers junction she was
brought down with Pneumonia succeed
ing La Grippe. Terrible paroxysms of
coughing would last hours with little in
terruption and it seemed as if she could
not survive them. A friend recon-
mended DIR. Kingis New Discovery; it
was quick in its work and highly salts
factory results Trial bottles free at
Snipes-K -Kinersly Drug Co.'S Store. Reg
ular size SOC. aud $1.00.
We wish to state to our patrons that
One Minute Cough Cure is safe and re-
liable remedy for children troubled with
Group, colds, hoarsness and lung trou-
bles. It is pleasant to take and quickly
cures. Enipes-Kinersly Drug Co.
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For Infants and Children.
Castoria promotes Digestion, and
overcomes Flatulency, Constipation, Sour
Stomach, Diarrhoea, and Feverishness.
Thus the child is rendered healthy and its
sleep natural. CastOria contains no
Morphine or other narcotic property.
''Castorie is 50 well adapted to children chat
I recommend 1t as superior to any prescription
known to me- II. A. ARoHER, N. D.,
In South Oxford st., Brooklyn, n. z.
"For several years have recommended your
sCastoria,' and shall always continue to do 50,
as it has invariably produced beneficial results"
EDWIN +. PARDEE, N. D.,
125th Street and 7th Ave-, New York City.
ssThe use of 'Castoria' is SO universal and
its merits SO well known that it seems work OF
supererogation to endorse it. Few are the In
Ue1ligent families who do not keep Castoria
within easy reach"
New York City.
TIE cEzz2ua COMPANY, II Murray Street, N. z.
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where buy Dry Goods, Clothing, Fats,
Boots and Shoes to my best advantage 2''
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dollarsi Do you mean to say, husband, that
you gave up five good dollars for that
circus bill. You must be cracked on queer
things"
perhaps, that's why 1 married you, my
love" said husband, as he cautiously slipped
behind a large armchair.
At this moment, Neighbor Thinner ap-
peared at the door to inquire about golf.
Mrs Tramway disappeared upstairs TO curl
her front hair On her return she found
breath!ess silence filling the cleaning.
Bending over the table, their eager faces
almost glued to the paper, We're Mr.. Tram
way and Mr Thinner. A posterby Steinlen,
depicting the attraction of the Red Mill, !"
they were holding down with their four
hands Birdie caught one glance-one fleet
ing glance-of a mass of flame -colored
limbs, when suddenly conscious of her
presence, Mr. Thinner, with dextrous
shove, slid it into the roll.
Well" said Mrs. Tramway, they say
the lower regions are paved with good in
tentious, but if they want to make them
horrible, why don't they say they paved
with posters?"
WILL PHILLIP HOOPER.
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house dragged" so saying she held up the
first sheet that caught her eye, design
in red, yellow. and blue, by Cheret, portray
ing the dancing figure of a bold female in
a costume too simple to describe-a kind
of cross between the summer bathing
dress of a Hottentot and a brand new baby,
fresh from the mint.
ION, that" said Mr.. Tramway patroniz-
ingly, that you know, is French!'
"FrenchI'' shril led Birdie, well. 1
don't know French but know that women
oughtnt to be let out Of the house without
at least petticoat and corset cover on. -
"Petticoat?" interrupted Mr.. Tramway,
"corset cover? Why, my dear Birdie,
that is called one OF the best that the famous
Cheret has ever executed.
well, he ought to be executed, and I'd
like to be the one to pun the rope"
oh" interrupted Mr.. Tramway, you
always draw the line so sharp, my dear.
You women can't appreciate art, if it's
anything out of the common"
"I can't appreciate things that are un-
commonly improper" agreed Mrs. TraIfe-
way looking far from acquiescent as she
fished another picture from the roll
Now, husband, what might this be?''
well" responded Mr. Tramway, lit
might be Napoleon crossing the Delaware
or il might be Trilby discovering Moses in
the bullrushes, but it isn't Now. if you
will give up your usual cstom Of looking at
thing upside down, and simply turn that
poster round, or, if you prefer, stand on
your head and look at it, you VIII find that
it is one of the world-renowned designs OF
Baudrey Tearsley."
WELL" SAID Birdie, reversing the pict-
ure, Il can't say it looks much more intelii-
gible this way"
You see," retorted Mr.. Tramway,
with acid in his tones, Mr. Tearsley
does not agree to furnish brains with his
designs"
mo; Judging from this sample ofhis work,
l don't think he could" put in Birdie, with
triumphant gail but what is it? And what
has it got on its-its-legs?"
My dear Birdie" answered Mr.. T.,
''this original and characteristic poster rep
resents lady at her toilet"
"a ladyl" screamed Mrs. Tramway.
Yes" interrupted her spouse, land its
doubtless a Chicago lady, as the aldermen
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Smnkedrift.

Bring me nor frankincense nor myrrb'
Nor cassia breathing Of the east;
Nor roses such as filled the air
At some superb POmpeian feast.
Nor lead me to yon minister old,
What time the holy mass is said
And clouds of incense rare are rolled
In fragrant wreaths above my head.
But let me stand on this green bill
Beneath the chancel of the skies,
And hear the thrushes' anthem trill
And see the pale blue peat smoke rise.
And fill my nostrils with the breath
OF fragrance that the west wind brings
As, sweeping softly DER the heath,
1t fans my cheek with noiseless wings.
And summons from the forepast years
OF youth, fair visions manifold.
And summer scenes. OF smiles and tears
In that old homestead on the wold.
IT Bruce Diiks III Chambers Journal
The morning times., 1895-08-18

Now, husband, look at the woman's face.
Do you call that pretty?"
well, that's popularity of Tearsley's
faces; they are never pretty. Perhaps its
the way women's faces look TO him; he's a
married man"
chair tipped over at this juDcture and
Mr.. Tramway passed deftly around to the
other side of the table.
What are those long things?" asked Bir-
die, after moment of silent study over the
design.
Those, my dear, are candles. suppose
he put them in to light up the picture, re-
piled Mr.. Tramway, airily. London has SO
little real daylight, presume they require.
long candles"
The next poster Mrs. Tramway fished out
she gazed at iptenuy. Then turning to Mr.
Tramway, she asked:
do you call this art or nature, or was the
artist oD his way to the Keeley cure?"
why, Birdie, this is one of Plumchamp's
best efforts"
do you call that an effort? Why, that
is as easy as making crazy quilt Look
at the green coat, the red gloves, and his
face is in blue-and such a face! He looks
as If he'd been reading something in
TIC LiticaGiEtiiG NiAtlb LlItlNiC lHlI SIN, duu
the girl-she looks like something the
cat had brough in"
"Btrdie!" interrupted Mr.. Tramway,
'the maker of that design is one OF the
best Anne rican artists. You are so
| literal-so practical-you go at art just
| as you would tackle a weeks wash
Now, you must bear in mind, posters
are not made TO be examined so closely
You must place them at a distance to
| have them look their best"
"Oh, yes, 1 should say the farther off
they were the better they'd look" muir
INJURED Birdie, with an innocent look in
| her baby eyes.
This artist has studied abroad and
doubtless is more or less permeated with
the chiaro-scuFo Of the Continental ate
iers, while his work is finished with the
veneer of the modern French pre-R aphael
Birdie looked at him moment, then
responded: Now, 1 understand Why,
of course; think it even prettier than
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tryin' to clean 'em? I'm goin' to make
cold corpse OF We in Jest two minutes!'
But the police were on hand to haul him
off and insist that he go his way. ThefaRir
had been roughly used and couldn't get his
breath for several minutes When the big
depot had got through whirling around
with him asked him i he had been in The
tooth powder business, and he smiled in a
siclly way as he replied
u never was. He takes me for my twin
brother Joe, who goes about selling that
stuff Ittakes theenanlel off, but Joe keeps
right on selling it. Hang that hayseed--
be almost killed mei'
And you also have line?' asked
90, yes; I sell a sure cure for consump-
ton for only twent y-five cents bottle and
throw in pair OF eyeglasses worth half
dollar with each sale, bltthat fellow wasn't
after me. IL was the tooth powder, and 1
must speak to Joseph and warn him Of the
error OF his ways"
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"Blackl" said Mr.. Tramway, "why, that
is put in for color"
"Color!" shrilled his better half, why,
that's black"
'Oh, you don't understand. That's
term we use in art. 1t means-lt means-to
give an effect. Why, if that was left out
the design wouldn't be anything"
well, I'm sure it isn't anything as it is.
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Now D-1 80

this is nicei I suppose it is to advertise
the New York horse show"
Now, Birdie, that was made by the
great French artist, Grasset. II represents
Napoleon"
"Oh, yesI I see him now behind the
horse s mane''
Some of these pictures have sold, m
dear, for So each"
Five dolars!' shrieked Birdie Five
The morning times., 1895-08-18

to collect money TO pay the gas OIL?
The agent was here again to-day
and says he viii turn off the gas on Satur-
day." answered Mrs Tramway, always
ready with some cheering remark to en-
courage her other half on his return from
business.
IF corporate cruelty should be carried
to that extent, Birdie, we must make light
of our troubles" retorted MIR. Tramway
with smile as sickly as his Jest. "Fortu-
nately evenings are short just now. But
l knew you would be interested in this
idea, Birdie, for it's the fad of all the fash
ionables. You remember the article / read
you the other evening in the Ladies' Home
Wind Bag? Now as soon as my collection
of posters are large enough we will give
The morning times., 1895-08-18
HE WAS AFTER JOSEPH.
one Of the Disadvantages Of Having a
Twin Brother Explained
companions.

One Of the Disadvantages of Having
Twin Brother ENplatned.
was over in the Pennsylvania depot the
other day when train came in bearing
q young man who stood over six fees high
and had arms s long as the pickets on a
fence. saws the Detroit Free Press. He
was making inquiries about the ferry
boats. when ne spied a loudly dressed young
fellow not far away whom anybody would
have picked out as travelling fakiT
The giant from thecountry made three long
steps and picked the falIr from his feet
and slammed him down, and as he held
him on the planks he said.
"Durn Yer hide! But l thought I'd run
across ye agin some day. How's the tooth
powder swindle? How's SclIin' a man sun
thin that's split every tooth in his head
The morning times., 1895-08-18
lakes?" she continued, holding up the

snakes?" she continued, holding up the
next poster.
That, my dear" replied Mr.. Tramway,
rs simply a decorative design. Cant you
get onto the curves? This is made by Cad
ley, Chicago artist, who for work of
this character, stands at the head"
We'll he must have stood on his head
when he made thatl' said the appreciative
Mrs. Tramway. What does IL all mean?
Oil perhaps 1t is TO illustrate the story
of a lady lost in labyrinth, OF, has that
sick-looking cat in the corner unwound a
ball OF yarn all round the dug-up looking
The morning times., 1895-08-18
Afary's Little Ring.

Mary had a little ring,
Twas given by her beau,
And everywhere that Mary went
That ring was sure to so.
She took the ring with her one dsJ
Off to the seashOre, where
she might display i5 to the girls,
Who were all clustered there
And when the girls all saw that ring
They made a great ado,
ExcIaiming with one voice, Has It
Just got around to you?'
Tom Mason
The morning times., 1895-08-18
Uncle Jacks Mistake.

Uncle Jack returus from long walk
aud, being somewhat thirsty, drinks from
a tumbler he finds on the table. Enter
his little niece, Alice, who instantly sets
up cry OF despair
Uncle Jaek-what's the matter, Alice?
Alice (weepiugI-You've drinked up my
'quarlum aud you've swallowed my free
poliywogs -Rehoboth Sunday Herald.
The morning times., 1895-08-18

an exhibition in the church vestry for the
benefit of your sewing circle"
what" exclaimed Mrs Tramway, in
her shriIleSt treble (three times as piercing
as her common or garden to-break-
fast voice. What! exhibit those oh-oh-
pictures in the pure air of our church vestryl
Why, Anthony ComsUock would have The
The morning times., 1895-08-18
In the summer. Ira La.

The gentle wind blew among the no~e1a
Miss Daisy spoke:
That Miss sunnower leaves to-moE-
row"
Yes
Miss Rose was talking
And l am glad OF it, the horrid thiua
She wears bloomers-'
Miss Daisy interrupted her
"Of late 5 he has become positively
seedyr'
Then they staIked away together-NeV
York World
The morning times., 1895-08-18

there have passed nYordinance to put checks
on bloomers."- Pausing FOR the ovation
which came not, he continued: 'I thought
this would interest you, Birdie, in connec-
ton with your plans for bicycle costume"
Ignoring his remarks, birdie resumed:
"But what does all that lot OF black meaD?"
The morning times., 1895-08-18

Jones-How did you get your hands all
gnarled like u sailors? Were you ever a base
ball player?
Smuh-NO, but / have carried bundles out
10 The suburbs for six years.-New York
World
The morning times., 1895-08-18
The Sweet Creatnre.

''oh, yes, said the young woman with the
babelike face, Il know he is ever so much
older than She. When they were narriedshe
was twenty-three and he thirty-two. I
remember 1T because the figures were re-
versed. That was three years ago. which
makes her now twenty-six; so he must be
sixty-two. Boston Transcript.
The morning times., 1895-08-18

woman? 1t makes me crawl 10 see those
things twisting all 'round her. Hus-
band, don't you think that artist drinks
too much sometimes?"
Mr.. Tramway removed the design ten
derby from BRIDES fingers and she gath
cred up the next one, excIaiming: 'Oh,
The morning times., 1895-08-18

GabrieI-What is the matter with st,
Peter He seems very gloomy OF late.
Michael-He's sore because his name
doesn't appear In the papers so often as il
used TO- a few years ago no comic paper
was complete without few OF his brighs
rsnarks--TruJh.
The morning times., 1895-08-18
ScnndalnnS

Hojack-Did you hear how skidmore dis
graced his family at churchIast Sundayf
Tomdik-No; how was it?
Hojack-The minister read two chapte1
from the Acts and he insisted on going out
between them.-Judge.
The morning times., 1895-08-18
Hard Luck

Bangs What a renlark ble memory your
wife has!
HangS-Yes, 1 should say so. She re-
members everything that have been trying
desperately for years 10 forget.-New York
World.
The morning times., 1895-08-18
A La aw-abiding Girl.

Mrs. Mcbride tenterng the Kitchen
Bridget, didn't 1 see that policeman kiss
you?
BTidget-Well, mum, sure an yez wouldn't
hev me lay mesilf open 10 artist for resisun'
a pofficer, mum.-Harper's Bazar.
The morning times., 1895-08-18
Reason EDouuIl,

Xantippc-Why is it that novels are
called fiction?
Socratcs-Because the authors usually
say when their heroes and heroines are
married. They lived happily ever after
ward "
The morning times., 1895-08-18
Educated.

"BnI Jones' Jim has got his eddication,
amt hep
You bet! He's the best pitcher in the
team an kin jump higher'n hoss kin kick"
Atlanta Constitution.
The morning times., 1895-08-18

Nell wouldn't be in your shoes for
anything.
Belle, sweetIy-You couldn't get into
them, my dear.-sOmeTville Journal
The morning times., 1895-08-18

sketch reproduction of cartoon published in native
Chinese characters of which the following
he anguna hogs calling themselves foreign
fool both the They destroy the dignity
rddled with bullets and
cu up with swords punishment would The dirty
dgsl The wild beas The hypocr destroying the
giou of the Every kind
every land and ON every o them punished"
York; Herald
The morning times., 1895-08-18

the other posters. was just going out
to buy poisoned paper 10 kill the flies;
now, you'll lend me this one. won't you,
husband, too spread On the kitchen table?
And what is this lady doing with the
The morning times., 1895-08-18
WILL PHILLIP HOOPER.
Observe 1t,

My son observe the postage stamp; itsuse-
fulness depends upon its ability to stick to
one thing till it gets there.-Penny Illustrated
Paper.
The morning times., 1895-08-18

HATS in that pack
age, husband?" said
Birdie, as Mr.. Tram
way entered with an
unusually important
air and a roll under
his arn.
Il am beginning,
my dear, TO collect
posters. a"
How would it do
The morning times., 1895-08-18
Tried to Be Complimentary,

Stout Lady (at street crossing, TO police
man)-CouId you see me across the street,
officer?
Pohceman-Sure, ma am l could see you
tin times the distance, aisy It'd Bits
The morning times., 1895-08-18
The Crown,s Definition.

The Crowns Definition.
Rosini (the heringmaster)-W you mean
by the new woman?
Maude tthe clowD)-Why the up-to-date
man, Of course.-New York World.
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because Of public confidence that the
Treasury can execute that policy. Law
accomplishes it, The task has Of late
been Q hard and costly one, but it has
been done. All, however, has depend
ed, and does depend, on law, and the
fidelity Of the Treasury, which has on
/ demand redeemed thus TAR in sold,
sreenbacks and silver certificates.
That law and that fidelity the New
York Democracy has expected. Other
States and other parties may, for all
know, demand that the greenbacks be
under present laws wholly and imme-
diately redeemed by the Treasury in
silver dollars, but not the Democracy
Of New York
Whether or not existing coinage laws
can be safely changed so, as Tilden
suggested. that both silver and gold
Tan be used as reserves for the basis OF
the currency, and as a means Of
INTERNATIONAL EXCHANGES
thereby doubling all over the world
the quantity OF the precious metals
available for those purposes is a fair
question for debate. The National
Democracy ana the New York Demo-
cracy have advocated such an effort by
the international route. Whether Eu-
rope Will ever unite with the United
States in such an effort and in weight
ratio that we can accept know not.
hope so! The mere maintenance OF the
price of silver at artificial level by a
regulated system Of government is not
my ideal. Let it be real bimetaliism
and free bimetalllc coinage nearly
everywhere, or else the present single
gold standard with silver coins limit
ed in quantity, rated at a nominal
value higher than the material in
them. If, under present conditions,
the throwing open Of our minis to sill
yer, done By us solitary and alone, and
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without European cooperation, on a
ratio of 16 to I, will not bring the two
metals at a parity in price, but viii in-
flict on Us a flood Of 50-cent full legal
tender silver dollars, then free silver
coinage would be an injustice, cruelty,
folly and madness greater than even
scaling down our gold dollar 10 one
half of 25.S grains, and making the
new gold dollars a full legal tender for
all antccedent debts. The New York
Democracy won't tolerate that
But l have depressed from q review
Of Mr.. Bigelow's book into a discussion
of Mir. Tilden's financial views. In con-
clusion, I have only to suggest that no
citizens library should be regarded as
complete without q copy OF this valu-
able and most interesting work.
DAVID b. HILL.
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THE PITTSBURG

i
Commercial Gazette cents per week: the
Pittsburg Times, q cents per week. casters
and Western DaIiies, " eeAly Papers, FasnlDn
and Literary Magazines delivered everywhere
Books. Stationery, Gospel Hymns.
G. Il. QUIMBY, I4li Market streeS
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TO LET.

store and dwelling, 1907 Main street.
Store 1864 Market street; very large.
Store and dwelling, 26li Chapline.
Dwelling, rooms, lot G0XiG0. IS y. Front,
Dwelling, 81 $. Front street, rooms.
Dwelling, 1876 Sixteenth ST., rooms.
$7.00-5 rooms, III Twenty-ninth St.
$500 rooms, 250S Wood st.
Sf2G-5 rooms, $40 Eom st.
500 rooms. 1916 Wood St
5000 rooms, $3.50 Market st.
5000 rooms, large yard, 10l, y. Huron
5000 rooms y. Erie st.
e. DICKINSON,
1923 MARKET STREET.
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WAY TO REMOVE DISTRACTIONS.

WAY TO REMOVE DISTRACTIONS.
The two sailors in the New York
Academy Of Music last week who re
moved the hats from the heads OF two
women which INSTRUCTED the sailors
view Of the stage adopted q method OF
asserting their rights that has sug-
gested itself 70 a good many thcater
people. The women had been courte-
ousiy requested to take eff The offend
ing millinery and had refused,-Phlla-
delphia Press.
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When Baby was sick, We gave her Castoria'
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Mss, she chung to Castoria.
When she had Children, she gayethem Castoria
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]. S LEWIS

Committee.
Weston. W Va, May 1st, 1895. my4esdq
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DANIEL RITCHIE,
CESS POOLS AID PRIVY VAULTS
CLEANED ON SHORT NOTICE.

Any one wishing my services. please al
dress:
1881 Market Street, or Cos Main street,
wheeling. ". Va.
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PICTURES OF NIAGARA
NOTICE 70 CONTRACTORS.

The Vestry of St PauTs Episcopal
Church Weston, ". Va, will receive
sealed proposals until u o'clock noon,
Wednesday, May I'D, 1855, for the erection
of % stone Church, to be completed on or
before December LIST, lSj Bids will be
received separately for stone, Brick and
plastlring work, Carpenter work and as
a whole. Bidders viii be required 10 file
with their bid q certified check for the
amount named in specifications, that they
will enter into contract, II same SIS award
ed them. Plans and specifications can be
seen. at the store of Er Ralston, Weston.
w. Va, also at the Office Of George ID.
Gilln. Architect. Fairmont w. Va. Con-
tractors viii be required to give bond
with approved security FOR the faithful
performance of contract All bids must
he addressed 10 the committee. The Yes
try reserve the right 10 reject any or al
bids. r-.--.,-,
J. c. DAWSON.
T. NJ NANDERNORT.
Committee.
Weston. ". Va. May 1st, 1895. my4esdq
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FOR RENT - HOUSE WITH -FOUR
rooms and cellar. Inquire at 1l3 Seven
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TOR RENT.
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on second floor No. 1904 Main
Street. Suitable for residence
or office.
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