The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19

~ Wisdom goes without crutches.
Too much gain brings some pain.
"
Arrogance is the livery of weakness.
No one ever accused spring of being too
fresh.
Suffering is generally a confession of
misconduct.
Nearly everything done in an underhand
way is overdone.
Some of the white lies common in society
are old enough to be gray.
The person who does not enjoy music is
out of harmony with nature.
happy home is the rose that Civiliza-
ton wears in its buttonhole.
The latest caprice of Eastern girls is to
have their feet photographed.
The best excuses for sadness are dys-
pepsia and disappointment in love.
If you never do to-day what you can to-
morrow, you will never be out of job.
Men have been known to seize an oppor-
tunity so rashly they choked it TO death.
This is the time to decide whether you
will go to the mountains or the seashore.
II you take care of your cash yourself
your neighbors will take care of your credit
1t is hardly worth while to go to church
unless one brings home the lessons taught
there.
1t is still disputed point whether Russia
has really taken the peacock feather from
Japan.
There is dread rumor that the fashion
able ice cream of the season viii be called
Trilby.
There are some people in social circles
who think the world is nothing but flirta-
ton rink.
He that gives quickly, gives twice.
and moreover he is liable to be tapped the
third time
If there were any possibility of profit in
the advice of the average man, he wouldn't
give it to you.
If Mrs. Grundy could be seen as well as
heard what an extraordinary living picture
she would make.
You can never give man any effectual
help until You have made him believe he
can help himself.
When man has resolved to take leap
IN the dark, it is not worth while for him to
look before he leaps.
II this silver campaign is to be kept UP
all summer we might as we'll have Congress
IN session to settle it.
Happiness is largely matter of not
overestimatiDg our troubles and not under
yaluing our treasures.
Woman's economy consists not only in
what she saves herself but in what she
makes her husband save.
There are some people to whom you can
not show the slightest kindness without
having to pay for the privilege.
1t is one of the paradoxes of life that the
only way to acquire get-there movement
Is to develop your staying qualities.
Many man considers himself friend to
the city he lives in, who doesn't even take
the trouble to get acquainted with it.
While 1t is wise to seek the good opinion
OF others, II Is worth nothing unless we
have the highest opinion of ourselves.
The saddest thing in life is the spectacle
OF man who is sorry because he does not
know that he has reason to be happy.
very busy people who have only one day
IN the week for relaxation should not make
1t too much of a business to seek pleasure.
The people who get on in the world are
:. those who make the world think that thew
ought to get on, and that requires brains
There is little use in a hypnotism that
sends lively man to Sleep but the world
Is just yearning for kind that will wake
sllurian up.
There is no man living but that can find
fault with his newspaper, but it is surpris-
ing how few persons can succeed as news
paper publishers.
II the Japs and the Russians undertake
to carry on their diplomacy in the Ian
guage OF either, there will surely be hard
words between them
The University of Pennsylvania. unable
to take warning from Princeton's expert
ence, has cracked its skull in collision with
the California University athletes.
Although marriage may be a lottery,
most people have the privilege of writing
upon the tickets the amount and character
of the prize which they should draw.
The cold wave has spread from the East
ern States to Europe, but California is still
luxuriating in the kind of sunshine that
fills the stomach with food and the pocket
with gold.
1t will be interesting to observe If the
failure of the income tax law to meet the
expectations which inspired it will be re-
garded by the administration as a suffi-
cient excuse to issue more bonds.