The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1895-05-29

p. T.-Well, all have to say is have
great admiration for the man who threw
the stone.
simmons-I would give a whole lot to
have the sanguine disposition that Tim
mons has.
Smallwort-Yes?
poem for "a last week and since he has
done nothing but talk about the iniquity
of the income tax.
REPARTEE.
Pursuant to call. the policeman went to
No. 41144 X street, and found determined
termined man had a long-bo shotgun and
was taking In the receipts and dropping
them into his pocket.
This duck owes me fer THROWN rocks at
me dog" explained the man with the gun.
nynr rsS said a. the
sitsS COVER mint 1cincinnst rt Tri fne er
Nothing disgusts young lady more than
to have some awkward fellow step on the
train of her bloomer.-Galveston News.
She had now become desperate.
Your family has grand NAME" he OBJ
II would prefer almost any other" she
rejoined with promptness sufficient to
suggest that she had given the subject
After a. time, she sat as one in a trance
his tumbling If q wheat elevator were to
precipitate Itself upon him.-Detroit Trib-
une.
Mrs. snaggs--I am SO glad that Mr.
Mr.. snages-But h. isn't
.Yo 19a said !. he was"
al had civ
cold aws shsne"
Here the discussion ended.-Pittsburr
Chronicle Telegraph.
A little girl was overheard talking to her
savdust stuffing. you dear, good, obedi7
emit dolly. I knew I had told you to chew
your food fine but didn't think you would
chew 1t so fine as that. "-Philadelphia In
Quirer.
80 the insolent fellow refused to pay his
HE did not say so in words. but he init
i' :.tSnr -: ~
HE kicked me down stairs"-Le Figaro
wife-Don't you think am more econo-
mtcal than / was year agO?"
Hueband-I havn't noticed it.
wife overwhelmingly dear. get
sys: =, Tork t Mosid with the same
What made you write this story in red
You see it's a story of New York, and
you've been kicking for more than local
color in my work."
We'll that's the way New York looked
to me when / was here."-Washington
Evening Star.
NOW What do you want?" asked the
sharp nosed woman.
II called to see II couldn't sell you some
baking powder said the seedy gentleman
with the struggling whiskers.
"Well, you can't sell no bakin' powder
Come to think of it, ma am" said the
Kyo as to sell NO his po~ss
This here little dinky kitchen of yours is
so low in the ceilin' that the bread wouldn't
have no chance to rise. "-Indianapolis
Journal.
Humorist-You didn't print that joke I
send TO yGo Whv sent that over
the drug store. thinning it was a prescrip.
ton for ACCOMPLISHMENTS Post.
WARNED IN TIME.
Mr. Hardnutt-"I admit, sir that my
life has not been what it should be, but
truly and unselfishly love your daugh-
ter and II give her a moments pain,
hope I'll be made to suffer torture for
Old Gentleman (warningly)-"Oh. you
will. You don't know her,
THE BABY's NAME.
What are they going to call your new
brother, Jack?"
20. I don't know; Jack. guess"
But that's your name"
THAT doesn't make any difference. It
was papa's before had it. Pa and ma
have a way Of making us boys use up
their old things"
DISGRACED.
.DThat there brother of mine back
| East" said Rubberneck Bill, has SIM
| ply been disgracin' the family. see by
| the paper which / git regular from the
town he lives in that he has been and
got arrested for shootin' with intent to
! kill" =
new minister.
II should say it wuz too bad. never
| shot with intent to kill in my life. I
either killed or didn't shoot"
SHE NEEDED NO BAGGAGE.
your baggage. Miss?" said the custom
| house officer.
II have none." replied the young WON
| an. who was waiting to leave the
| steamer.
| Excuse me-" persisted the officer, but
| I understood you were engaged by q
| theatrical agent at a large salary"
| II am" she said modestly.
And that you were expected to create
i q great sensation"
| Il hope to, sir"
Then your baggage"
II have told you that have none.'
but your costumes?"
| II expect to purchase what bronze
paint require after landing"