The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-11-08
CUPID AND PROFESSIONS.
Curious Cases where Girls Tastes Ran to
Peupin "a the same selSin@ss.

Curious Cases where tiiri,' Tastes Fan to
Pcopin "a the same business
Did you ever notice how some girls
seem 10 have special bent toward
men of u certain one profession? Per-
haps you've never bothered Yourself
about it. int it will prove as fascinat-
ing a study as any one you could devise
if you once try 1t. Whether il Is be-
cauSe each particular girl has charms
which attract only men of some es-
pccial nature. or whether girls have
innate yearn ngs fpr companions who
b2iray peculiar trait of cha -acter.
cannot say. but the fact remainS shat
nine cases ont of ten If You can get
girl to settle her chin in her rosy palm
and tell the strict truth she'll confess
to all her fonle~t cplqueSts having
been made over men VINO follow the
same profession.
IN example. YOU ask? Certainly. rs
many Is Won wish. The first ease that
comes to my mind is young woman
who. mt fourteen. wore the ring of
young jewelers. apprentice BY the
time the pair had begun IL pass be-
yond their childhood stage, he swung
oil 10 Il dainty little blonde, while she
was heart-free for couple of years,
till all at once one summer morning. as
she was bending over her favorite
pansv bed. there fell across the purple
bloom the shadow of 4 vapid, empty
pated Young clerk in downtown Jew
elry esta bishment. She sent him
away, So Disguised that she couldn't
even be angry at his presumption,
aud. to make Il long story short, she
now wears flashing diamond. he
slowed with all fervent gallantry by a
southern silver>mith with manners of
the old school AMI the skill os an artist.
He is never happier than when ne is
tracing ont the design for Il new comb.
with his own monogram in~eniouSlv
woven in the silver iiiigree, to lie low
ingly on her beautiful hair. and her
work basket CLEANS with gold thim-
bles, eXquisiteiv chased needle-caSeS
and enameled scissors
The second instance is dear lit;le
pinkand-white atom. who tor NJ the
whole community over her flirtatiOns
with gay law student while s1c was
young barri>ter before sh,. WIS or lgc.
and now re;gns over the nursery ri u
prominent siiyrr-haireJ iuige.
Tine thirl ease j, of p vo11g woman
who seems Ia have been ,urn with a.
talitv toward anyone of aryth,1-' tn..
writes VI. u. after hi- n&sa'. j. she
has Il hrajnche her rh.s ,.iln proposes
to her before he bus half q . sno-.'.' tn
case: il she happaus To 90 cant e. town
ON Il weeks visit shr is sire II Develop
symptoms of p1eTmoni1 IF ~ she bIs
been gone from home two days and she
returns with the heart of y country
doctor in her possession. When her
tooth aches she doesn't follow the rrIc-
tice of ordinary people of thrusting her
finger in her mouth and Splutjering
out: "rhith one, docthor. but delio-
erately mounts that rack of a chair,
lays back her head gracefully and calm
~ remarks:
1T is the first molar on the lower
left-hand side
This SO completely stag@rrs the
knight of the forcapS that he imme,ii-
ately proceeds to conclude that sh- is
the one woman of all the world for
him. At the end of the irs, visit he
tells her that she has beautiful teeth:
the next time he insists that he never
saw Il sweeter mouth. and at the third
call he throws his inaliet to one side
gathers her up in hi, arms and pro-
ceeds to plant his mustacha over those
self-same dainty lips.
Then there is the. girl who rms ID
bachelors and the one whose pathway
is strewn with bovi,h avOwaiS of
alteration. She probably lives nest
door to the vouny lady who attracts
only singers and to the one who can
design house as well Is any of her
long list of architect lovers. In fact.
the only girl who cannot confess 10
this same peculiarly j. the girl who
was never in love at all-which Is no
girl that ever brea thed. Chicago News.