St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1895-11-22
ALL SORTS.
A Brokers Secret.

"Waiter, did you hear what Mr.--
whispered to his broker Just now, when
you were at their table ~
"Yes sah.'
"IfI give YOU five dollars, will You tell
me what it was. " eyes sab"
Here you are then
"Ie was saying sab, as how DR..
Pierces Pleasant Pellets was the only
thing that properly regulated his bow
els sab. E"
Let go thy hold when great wheel
runs down the hill, lest it break thy neck
with following it but the great one that
goes up the HILL let him draw thee after.
- Shakespeare.
A Beautiful and Brilliant Girl.
Beauty, robust health, social promi-
hence which make lite bright were rapidly
fading from the possession of the charm
ing Miss K, of Beacon street. Her near
est friends could not imagine what
caused the tokens OF anguish that fur
rowed over the once smooth and resolute
countenance. When almost in despair,
she happened to see one OF those "hord
newspaper advertisements" ofDr. Pierces
Favorite Prescription, which said it was
a remedy suitable to her case Without
consulting her physician or anybody else
she got the medicine OF a druggist, took
it, and in three months time she was
well of all her troubles. All pains had
ceased, she was herself again, and short
ly resumed her place as leader of her
chosen circle, Her experience is that of
thousands. Why may it not be yours
A man who understands nothing of
agriculture, of human nature, OF past
history, of the principles of law, can not
pretend to be more than a mere empire
in political legislation. IF. W. Robert
son.
Relief in Six Hours.
Distressing Kidney and Bladder dis
eases relieved in six hours by the New
South American Kidney Cure" This
new remedy is great surprise on ac-
count OF its exceeding promptness in re-
lieving pam in the bladder, Kidneys back
and every part of the urinary passages
in male or female. 1t relieves retention of
the water and pain in passing it almost
Immediately. If you want quick relief
and cure this is your remedy. Sold by
c. c. Bingham, druggist, 81 Main St.,
St.Johnsbtlry, Vt.
Whatever you are by nature, keep to
it: never desert your own line of talent.
Be what nature intended you for, and
you will succeed be anything else and
you will be ten thousand times worse
than nothing Sydney Smith.
English SPAWN Liuiment removes all
hard, soft or cailoused Jumps and blem-
ishes from horses, blood spavns, curbs
splints, sweeney, ring-bones, stiles
sprains, all swollen throats, coughs, etc
Save $50 by use of one bottle. War.
ranted the most wonderful blemisf cure
ever known. Sold by c. c. Bingham, 81
Main St., druggist, st. Johnsbury, Vt.
The art of pleasing consists in being
pleased. To be amiable is to be satisfied
with ones self and others.-Hazlitt.
For Over Fifty Years
Mrs. Winslows Soothing Syrup ha,
been used by miIlans of mothers for thei
children while teething. If disturbed al
night and broken Of your rest by sicl
child suffering and crying with pain o
cutting teeth send at once and get ;
bottle of Mrs. Winslow's Soothin!
Syrup for Children Teething. 1t will
relieve the poor little sufferer immediate
ly. Depend upon it, mothers, there is nj
/ mistake about it. 1t cures diarrh9a, reg
! ulates the stomach and bowels, cure
wind colo, softens the gums, reduces in
tlammatlon; and gives tone and energ
to the whole system. Mrs. Wnslow
Soothing Syrup" for children teething
r. pleasant to the taste, and is the prescrir
S ton of one of the oldest and best femal
t physicians and nurses in the Unite
d States Price twenty-five cents bottle
Sold by all druggists throughout tn
c world. Be sure and ask for Mrs. Win:
e low Soothing Syrup"
Poverty is uncomfortable, as can te'
: tily; but nine times out of ten the bes
+ that can happen to young man is to /
If tossed overheard and compelled to sin
-. or swim for hmself-[ Gar6eld.