Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1895-01-10
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"Tommy, what is the easiest way to get
to the Pacific coast?" Tommy-"Git q
pass. Chicago Tribune.
She-"Now, give you fair notice, l
don't feel like quarreling this morning"
IIe-"Don't worry, dear; you'll be your
self again before noon. PUCK.
Shc-Wcll, Jack, how do you like my
coming out dress? He--It's very appro-
pirate. She-What do you mean by that?
He-Well, you seem to be coming out Of
it.
Vegetarian (who has been chased
across the fence by cattle)-"Just wait,
you stupid brutes. From this moment
am no longer vegetarian. = FIiegGnde
BIdttcr.
"Robbie," said tho visitor, kindly,
have you any little brothers and
sisters?" mo" replied Robbie, solemnly,
I'm all the children we've ot."-I[dr-
lem Life.
His Wife Ito whom he has been COM
planning that he can't sec the stago)-"
wish you'd let up on that stale high hat
joke" Hc--"I have. It's no longer a
joke. "--Chlcdg0 Record.
Friend --"If your washcrwoman
charges by the piece, it must be rather
| expensive" Young iIousekccper--"Oh
no. She loses so many things that her
bills are never high."-Ntn York
lHesMy
Whangdoodle -" What's you got
ag'i'n Culberson dat you can't vote for
him?" 81 Jacksonville suited de hull
colo'ed race. He dun put er barb. wire
fence eroun' his chicken-coop. ~ Tezds
SJtingS.
Teddy wish | hadn't licked Jimmy
Brown this morning. Mamma-You
dear? Tcddy-4es, cause ! didn't
know till noon that he was going to
give a party.
Miss Youngbride-"I have not the
slightest idea how the wedding service
begins. I'll nave TO look it up" Her In.
tended (glancing with admiration at the
wedding gifts)-"Why not start oil,
Know all men by these presents r"-
Harlem Life.
Johnny Green, at school, was asked
by his teacher: IF l gave you three
cakes, and your. mother gave you four,
and your aunt gave you five, how many
cakes would you ha7e?" "IIah p sail!
Johnny. 81 ruess should have
enough h-YonH's Companion.
Country Minister There was a
stranger in church this morning
Wifc-What did he look like? Minis.
teri did not see him. Wife-Then
how do you know there was stranger
in the congregation y Minister
found dollar bill in the collection
Truth.
The following advertisement, quoted
from the Loadon Morning Post, suggest:
some curious considerations Dogs
young lady takes them ont daily walk
ing; meals and toilet attended to; term!
from Is. TO 3s. Sd. week, according tC
! time required; reduction for several
Sc, &C."
: Professor Van Note-"You wish tt
learn to blay de cornet, eli? Wy noe
dake dc mandolin instedt?' Youth
like the cOrnet better" Yah, may b.
Sc, but YOU vas nod strong enough t.
learn de cornot." 81 can manage !
easily" Yah, may he; but gan yo,
manage de neighbors :"
} Doubtful, but-Young Tutter-"pt
/ you think your mother, Miss Clara
g would let you 60 TO the theatre with m,
without chaperoneg" Miss Pinkerl,
: (doubtfullY)-"I don't know, Mi
! Iutter. She has often said she wuuldn'
! like me TO 60 with any young gentle
t man | wasn't engaged lo."-Lyt.
She-Do you remember what DIV tli
! is the anniversary of? lle-Well,
should say | did. She--I thought vo,
. would. He-Humph! Vino could for
] get the day his own house Was burned