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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
ingalls, an Anti-Jingo.

The possibility of John James ingalls, GO
ing TO the Senate again is very slight;
nevertheless there is such a possibility,
cient for present purposes. If the rides
cent Kansan were TO become once more a
statesman with a Job, the job being the
occupancy of the seat iu which PETER now
rattles around. the probabilities are that
only a short time would elapse before he
would be into wordy war-possibly a
Pickwickian war, but a hot one neverthe-
less-with Lodge, Frye, Morgan and that
crowd. For ingalls, is no longer a lingo.
He may have been one once; a regular blue
ribbon bowler; lingo able to give points
to any man in public life who makes a
speciality of exhibiting his patriotism with
red fire and brass band accomplishments.
But ingalls,, the erstwhile geyser of lingo
ism, has reformed. He has felt the public
pulse and looked at the public tongue, and
finds total lack of symptoms of the wig
orous foreign policy fever which has gone
TO the heads of the statesmen referred to
above, and a few others
Mr.. ingalls, declares that the notion of
acquiring Hawaii, Samoa. Cuba. and may
be other dependencies, ito be governed
like conquered Provinces" IS not conso-
nant with our system of government; that
the Hawaiian episode lis one OF the most
scandalous chapters in American diploma
cy." referring 70 the action of the Harri-
son administration in the matter. ard ADDS:
1T is TO the credit of the common sense of
the American people that they have not
yielded to this mercenary clamor, and that
they perceive the absurdity Of maintain
ing costly establishments upon a group OF
islands inhabited by an alien race 1000
miles from our shores" This statement,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
Table Tricks.

Such a dear old rustic lady sat next to
me at dinner the other night, says a
writer in the Louisville Post. 1t was
quite a swelP' affair, in a fine restau-
rant, and when the coffee stage was
reached she declined it and asked for
cup of tea, which had to be brewed ex-
pressly for her. l saw her fidgeting
around, so i asked her: Can / reach
you anything Il can't find my napkin
ring" she whispered. There are none, !"
was my next remark. "Ain't none? Mer-
cy me! Why not?"
Its not the custom" I answered.
We'll, it seems kind of slouchy," she
said. I'VE always have 'em at home"
"A napkin ring implies that the napkin
is to be used again" / explained, land
that would not be considered good form"
Her tea had not come and the old soul
felt grumpy, 1 suppose, so this is what
got in sections: Good form. Mercy me
l never saw such a. lot of fads as people
are getting. Must not cut fish with your
knife and can't have butter unless you
ask for it and having ice cream in the
middle of your dinner" She had re-
ceived a punch between the sweetbreads
and the duck. And no tea unless you
disturb the whole table and four or five
kinds of liquor"-she meant wine"-and
women drinking il and men smoking right
here before US, and you mustn't take your
fowl IN your fingers. Well, / do wonder
how l ever lived all these years not know
ing any OF these tricksr Her tea reached
her then and l heard no more from her
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
Irnornnce RebuIxed.

Yes" said the young man as he threw
himself at the feet of the pretty school
teacher, according to Texas Siftings, Il
love you and would go to the end Of the
world for YOU
you could not go to the end Of the
world for me, James. The world Is round
like a ball, slightly fattened. You must
have studied geography when you were a
boy"
"Of course, but"
1T is no longer theory. Circumnavi-
gators have established the fact"
Il know IT, but ! meant l would do any
thing to please you All, Minerva, if you
knew the aching void
There is no such thing as a void, James.
Nature abhors a vacuum; but If there was
a void, how could it be a void if there
was an ache in it?'
Il meant to say that my life would be
lonely without you. ! would go anywhere
with you. If you were in Australia or at
the north pole l would fly to you. l."
Fly! 1t Will be another century before
men can fly. Even when the laws of
gravitation are successfully overcome
there still remains the difficulty of main
tanning a balance"
We'll, at all events exclaimed the
youth, I've got a pretty fair balance in
the savings bank and 1 want you to be
my wife. There"
:, We'll, James, since you put it in that
light, L"
Let the curtain fall.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
A Common Practice

It's quite common for some trades peonls
10 persuade customer 70 take some otbo-
article instead Of that called for. II !.
sometimes called substitution. but H.
cheating the customer out Of that wbicb
he wanted. II is always done for a me,r
motive. The dealer who does this has NJ
consideration for his customer. It's lie
getting rid of something in which the
dealer himself was swindled, and yet he
must get his money out of it by deceivinO
the customer. We say to the readers ~
this journal that when you ask for Sim.
mons Liver Regulator don't take anytbin,
else instead-it's the best liver medicine
The advertising is increasing the demand
for it, and the people who call for it should
get it, especially so because there is M
liver medicine like SIMMONS Liver Repu.
lator. Insist upon having it. and note thar
the Red is on the front of the package.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15

along with others equally as pointed. is
contained in a magazine article.
The opinions expressed in the article.
singly and as a whole. constitute an ac-
acknowledgement that the Cleveland admin
istTation took the proper course in the
Hawaiian matter. The republicans-those
OF the Lodge school. at least-purpose tax
ing up the Hawaiian matter IN congress
the moment they can do so with any pros
pect Of successfully anronting or rebuking
the Cleveland administration. Should Mr..
ingalls, be a member Of the Senate at the
time Senator Lodge tries TO push through
his Hawaiian scheme. the attenuated ives
terner would be. under the circumstances,
called upon 70 take sides with the opposi-
tion. He has fought on the radical repub-
lican side all Of his life. but he is a person
Of such versatility that he might be ex-
pected TO shift his position easily and
quickly. and be as interesting as a Tive"
wire after the change.
The Importance Of Mr.. ingalls, alignment
on the anti-jingo side, however. does not
consist of what he might be expected to
do in the event Of his going back to the
Senate. but in showing that the lingo senti-
ment is on the wane. II it were otherwise,
Mr.. ingalls, would probably be as great a
lingo as there is to be found anywhere. He
Is a man VINO may be always looked for in
the biggest crowd
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
He Mas Not There.

Henry Watterson." said Ben. T. Gable
TO a Washington Star reporter on the Oc-
casiOn OF his last visit. will do the most
astonishing things. Then. again, he'll as
tOnish one by something he doesn't do.
II was the latter way when ! last met
Watterson In Chicago. ran up on the
great kentuckian in the Grand Pacific
one afternoon. We chatted a bit aud
NattersOn at last suggested that he
wanted TO meet a gentleman who should
be over at the Auditorium. We got
carriage and went over. Watterson's mar
wasn't there, but others were, and we
visited and hObnObbed about for an hour
two. had nothing Of Importance to
claim my time that afternoon, so / was
quite willing to remain in WattersOn's
company, for a brighter and more agree
able companion could nowhere be found.
Along in the earlier hours of the evening
we were seated at a little dinner in the
Wellington cafe. WatteTsOn had been
telling some of his inimitable yarns. All
al once he looked at his watch, with an
air of sagacious interest Then he asked:
What time have you, Cabler
" Twenty minutes to o'clock / re-
That's correct observed Watterson,
thOughtfully, still looking at his watch.
As. he returned it TO his pocket he in
. DO you know of a town called Carmi?-
Il told him that l did: that Reprcsen-
tative Williams lived at Carmi.
That's right, said WattersOn, with
an air Of vast interest; quite correct
How. far do you call it to Carmi
from ChicagoP
81 said / didn't exactly know, but
thought II must be over 200 miles.
'Why% 1 asked. What is there at
Carmi that interests your
oh, nothing much, replied Waiter
son, with a yawn. only In 20 minutes
from now-S o'clock-Im due to lecture at
Carmi, and 1 was wondering If l could
make il; that's ALL
And it was a fact" continued Mr.. Ca
BILE; 'Watterson was billed to lecture al
Carmi that night It is needless to say
that he didn't make it
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
Personal.

Helen Gould is passionately fond Of
flowers and devotes most of her spare
time 20 supervising the cultivation of the
lawns and gardens at Lyndhurst, her su-
burban home.
Prince POniatowsld, who married Miss
Sperry of San Francisco, a year ago, is
now up TO his eyes in work. His lie
Revue Franco Americaine" keeps him
busy eighteen hours a day.
Mrs. Henry Ward Beecher. widow of
the famous preacher, does not wear black
or any other emblem of mourning Her
demeanor Is cheerful, as well as ner dress
and she always has pleasant words for
her friends.
Robert b. Scott, who died at Augusta
Wis, on Saturday last, was nephew Of
Sir walter Scott, being the fifth child 81
Charles Scott, a younger brother of the
author. He was born In 1890 and came 10
America in 1874.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
The Rest Parrot Yarn Yet.

A man whose niece had coaxed him to
buy her a parrot succeeded in getting a
bird that was warranted a good talker,
says the New Bedford Standard. He
brought 1t home, and after putting it
in a cage, stood before it and said Say
uncle, Pollyr The bird did not respond
and after repeating the sentence a dozen
times or more with no better success, the
uncle put his hand into the cage, and
grabbing the bird by the neck, shook
him until his head wabbled around, all the
time yelling TO him: Say uncle, COLL
darn you; say uncle!' The bird looked
limp and lifeless and, disguised, with
his purchase, the old fellow took the par
rot out into the yard, where he had
coop of thirty chickens. Thrusting the
half-dead bird in with the chickens, he
exclaimed: There, by gosh! You'll say
uncle before you get out!' Next morning
the uncle went out to see how the parrot
was getting on Looking into the coop,
he counted twentynine dead chickens,
and in the center of the coop stood the
parrot on one foot, holding the thirtieth
chicken by the neck and shaking it till
it's head wabbled, and screaming: Say
uncle, COLL darn yer; say uncle!'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
A Conrt C1er1k,r Finesse.

A stylishly dressed young woman was
brought up before the police magistrate
Of b. for stealing ribbons out Of a
clerk of the court had seen her converse
with her lawyer, and was. therefore,
greatly surprised when, in reply to his
inquiry as to her name and address, she
merely shook her head.
"She is a Frenchwoman," the lawyer
explained, "and don't understand Ger
man Just put down Marie Latouche."
The clerk was incredulous. How old
is she?" he asked.
twenty-five" replied the legal adviser.
The clerk pretended not to have heard
correctly and said: "Thirty-two?"
mo; twenty-five the fair captive
blurted out, as she clasped her hand on
her mouth and burst out laughing.
ABR said the clerk, then you can
speak German, though you don't under
stand it?"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
Among the Mourners.

A Boston Irishman, who is now dead,
was more than likely to be seen at the
funeral of any of his acquaintance, or
even at that of any prominent Hibernian,
though he might not chance to know the
deceased personally, says the Boston Bud
get.
Walking to his place of business one
morning he met a funeral procession
which. by its length, proclaimed itself to
be that of a fellow-countryman.
AS he waited for the carriages to creep
by some delay stopped its slow progress,
and seeing that the hack opposite him had
but one inmate, he stepped in.
Soon after the carriage had again start
ed he said to his companion: Whose flu
neral in this. sir?"
The man looked up in surprise: Sure
l don't know, he replied, "Ofm only out
for rode like yesilf."
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
The SiIverite Call for watson.
From the Augusta (Ga.) News Dem).

We are informed that a number of
democrats and populists have signed a ne
ttion requesting Hon Thomas +. Wat
son to address the people of Augusta on
surprising-it is Just as we expected. If
is the natural result of the recent prece-
dent esta blished by the few silver demo-
Gratis OF our city. They let the rails down
at their meeting of a few days ago and
now the populists propose to use the op-
ening made for them. Under the guise Of
denVering free silver speech, the populist
leader will deliver a third party trade
The democrats who invited him to deliver
this address have virtually invited him to
attack democracy.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
The Griffin Convention.
Newman (Ga) Herald and Advertiser DEM

If that convention is not called in the
interests of the state democracy II should
be repudiated by good democrats every
where; If called in the interest OF a new
party which its promoters hope TO bring
into existence, there is more reason still
why democrats should hold aloof from
II. We are for democracy. pure and sim
pie; We stand for the free use of both sill
yer and gold; we abhor populism as much
as we detest repubhcanism. For these
reasons we are opposed to inviting pop
nlists and republicans into our party coun-
els. NO possible good can result from fell
lowship with these interlopers, who have
no ENDS TO accomplish save the disruption
and ultimate undoing of the Democratic
party.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15

The war department has been for three
years carrying on extensive experiments
in military ballooning. with gratifying re-
suits. 1t is said the department will now
go little further. and make some efforts
in the direction Of producing a flying ma
chine. Capt. Glassford of the army sig
nal service, is at present engaged upon
the construction of a flying machine de-
signed TO carry one man. The apparatus
is well on towards completion. and will
be given a test before long
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
Not n Hero at Home.

A Bostonian of mark has lately distin-
guished himself greatly, and letters and
kilograms of congratulations have been
pouring in upon him from various parts
These have been the subject of converse
ton at the breakfast table, and the Ros-
tonian's little daughter has heard of them.
The other day she said to her mother, with
a pathetic air of concern:
Mamma, do you suppose all those peo-
pie would think so much of papa if thew
knew that he sometimes puts his elbows
on the table7'' - = -
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15

The announcement is made that Mr..
Tom Watson win not consent to be a
delegate 10 the Griffin convention. As
matter Of fact, there is no necessity FOR
MIR. Watson to waste his time by attend
ing the convention. The silver doctrine
of his party will be Endorsed whether he
goes or not, and that is all he could de-
sire.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15

Once more the forest fires are roaring
in the northwest. 1t would seem that the
fires of last year were attended with hor-
rors sufficient to induce the people 20 take
extraordinary precautions to prevent sim
liar occurrences this year. Sill ii appears
that there are yet in Michigan and the
other northwestern states persons so Grim.
inally careless with fire as to drop and
leave it in the tinder-like woods. And It is
almost if not quite an impossibility to
apprehend the miscreants who cause so
much damage, in order to punish them ac-
cording TO law.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
senator Bacon's Letter
From the Dalton (Ga) Argus Dem.

16 to l, and if that don't do, we will know
what will do" is both weak and flimsy.
We tried Is to l until it was found abso-
lutely impracticable, and we now know
experience of other nations. Bacon would
make splendid grand-stand player, if he
played a little better game
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
Reason Returning.
GAINESVILLE (Ga) Home Journal Dem.).

Some of the leading free coinage adyo-
Gates of a few weeks since in Griffin, now
say they hardly know where they are at
and the deeper their investigations go
the stronger are their incinations for
honest money. They say they do not want
to see the country flooded with cheap
money. And so it is with many all over
the country
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
A Pointed Shaft From Patterson.
From the valdosta (Ga) Times Dem.).

The Hon. Josiah Patterson, in his speech
at Atlanta last Thursday night said:
Show me man who during the past ten
years has been coquetting with protection
and II show you an advocate of the free
and unlimited coinage of silver" In Ar
lanta was good place to make that as
sertion, and Mr.. Patterson evidently knew
where he was att
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15

A rather unique organization has re-
Gently been formed at Kingston. N. Y,
under the leadership of.the Rev. c. ]. Ad-
ans. an Episcopal clergyman. The object
of the organization is to study the psy-
chology of the lower animals; to collect
evidence tending TO show that the lower
animals possess faculties similar to those
possessed by men-that, in fact. they
have immortal souls. The Rev. Mr.. Ad-
ans is the author of a pamphlet in which
he gives facts which induce him to hold
the opinion that dogs, horses and other
animals have souls.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15

The chairman of the democratic execu-
tive committee of Teifair county has dis
tingnished himself. by the request of
some of the best citizens Of the county"
so he says, he called a convention Of the
democracy to meet at McRae for the pur-
pose of eleeting delegates to the Griffin
convention. II is clear that the chairman
exceeded his authority. The Griffin
convention is not democratic affair. IT
Is more populistic than democratic, as It
will endorse the silver plank of the popu-
list platform. The democracy has moth
ing whatever 10 do with it, and no demo-
cratic official except the Telfair county
man has taken cognizance Of It. He was
seeking apparently to commit the demo.
racy Of Teifair to a policy that is not a
part Of the democratic doctrine. It is
gratifying to note that the democracy Of
Telfair refused to be led into the pop
ulist camp.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
CURRENT COMMENT.
"On to GrImnw
From the Washington Post Gnd).

Ohio's immense free gathering consisted
OF Hon. Jacob Sleicher Coxey, Hon. Buddy
thurman, and Hon. A. j.. Warner, the
usual output of noise and a few innocent
6ystanders. Now the cry is "On to Grif-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15

Somebody has discovered that there is
danger to the health in a frequent use of
soap and water for bathing purposes. The
ciscoverer is undoubtedly the logical can.
didate Of the anarchists for whatever may
be the chief Office in their proposed sys-
TEN Of government.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
PORTER SPRINGS. GA

same management as heretofore; board
30 per month; table fare as good as ever.
hacks leave Gainesville on arrival morn
days, Saturdays; fare 50 trunk 81 Alti-
tude, 5000 feet. Chalybeate water. Music
Tor dancing; Daily mail. DIR. ]. Clarence
dress HENRY P. FARROW, Proprietor.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
INDEX TO Nav ADYERTISEMENTS.

Meetings.-Clinton Lodge. No. 81, F. and
A. NJ; HOmeseekers' Mutual Loan Asso-
citation; Board OF Directors Savannah
Bureau of Freight and Transportation;
DeKalb Lodge. No. 9. I. o. o. f.
Special Notices.-Notce to City Court
Jurors as to Lucky Strike Tobacco, J. b.
Fernandez; Every Man is Happy Who
Lives Well at Frieds.
Auction Sales.-Jemdars Market Res
taurant. by J. II. Oppenheim q Son. Auc-
tioneers.
Steamship Observation-Disclosures Steam
ship Company; Ocean Steamship Com
psny.
Dress and Business Suits. Half Price
=. H. Levy & Bro.
Choose Any Day.-Appel & Schaul.
The Ideal Summer Suits.-Falk Cloth
Ing Company.
To-day and Tomorrow Only.-West's
China Palace.
Cheap Column Advertisements Help
Wanted, Employment Wanted. For Rent.
For Sale. Lost, Personal, Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15

What is Tom Reed up to? Not only
has he shaved of his mustache. but
IS also wearing tan shoes and riding
bicycle. 1t will be remembered that he
adopted the negligee shirt. the white fan
mel suit and the leather belt some three
years ago, and presumably he retains
the style. Does the man from Maine en-
terrain the opinion that a typical sum
mer young man can be elected President
ot these United States?
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15

While some persons are urging the
United States to ADOPT the monetary stan
dard employed by the South American re-
publics. sorne of the most progressive of
those republics are regulating that stan
dard and adopting the one the United
States have had for the last sixty years.
and under which the country has grown
great and rich. II was only a short while
ago that the republic of Chile adopted the
gold standard. and now there is talk to the
effect that the republic Of Colombia Will
follow Chile's example
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-15
THE MIDDLE
OF JULY.

Here's a regular midsummer week s,I-s
enough, and we propose to make il mem.
orable by ofering SUMMER GOODS az
prices midway between cost and NOTHING
What's the use of holding on to anythins
these hot days. We want the room. wa
want to keep things moving and so wa
create a forced draught, as il We're. nv
tempting your pocketbook. Don't sit
down to reason how we do II and wonder
but come and see just what it is we are
doing. There is plenty of time to get coed
service out of summer SUITS.