Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1895-06-05
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66 Be content with your lou, espe-
cially if it's lot of money.
p~ A sponge bath with alcohol is
excellent for delicate women.
R6E June is the best time to cut off
all stubs left in spring pruning.
e9 The world wouldn't be fit to live
in if all of us were millionaires.
s9- The fathers of New Guinea sell
their daughters for an axe piece.
B9 Every man believes that he is
the most important cog in the wheel.
B9 A cremated body leaves resi-
dunn of only eight ounces on an aver
age.
s@r Many a man is expected to be
the architects of his son-in-law's for
tune.
p9% Even in house cleaning when a
woman passes mirror she "fxes" her.
self a little.
p9 Break down under small trials,
and you will certainly be crushed un-
der great ones.
a@ Torture is always applied in
China to compel the accused to declare
himself guilty.
s9 The very best of people don't
always like to tell what they are
thinking about.
pF What is that which you can
keep even after giving it to somebody
else? Your word.
n@ The man who would climb the
ladder of fame mustn't linger too long
on each round of applause.
p@ 1t is claimed that Lake Erie pro-
duces more fish to the square mile than
any body of water in the world.
p1 Narrowness of mind is often the
cause of obstinancy; we do not easily
believe beyond what we can see.
a~According to The Medical Record,
castor oil has not failed in any case to
remove warts when applied once day
for from two to six weeks.
nag There are three kinds of false
hoods-the first is "fib," the second
is downright lie, and the third and
most aggravated is statistics.
nag Wise men are instructed by rea-
son, men of less understanding by ex-
perience, the most ignorant by necessi-
ty, and the beast by nature.
~ A man is always proud of his
children who are large for their age,
except when he is trying to pass them
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pH- A thorough rubbing with ben
zine will remove all dirt and grease
from black felt hats. Hangin the open
air afterward to free from smell.
beg Habitual coldness or numbness
of the hands may be relieved by rub.
bing them for short time in cold
water, following with dry friction.
aaF A bullet from one of the new
rifles in use in the Italian army will
penetrate FIVE inches of solid ash at
distance of three quarters of mile.
sar Disappointment first comes in
life to the baby who has tin trumpet
given to him for present, and then
finds he hasn't wind enough to blow it.
s@ A gentleman asked minister:
"When do you expect to see Deacon
s. again ?" "Never," said the minis
ter, solemnly. "The deacon is in heay-
en-"
aaT The Medical Times says few
physicians practice their profession
long without finding out that earning
money is one thing and collecting it
another.
pH Mems nerve runs in different di-
rections. Some men with money have
the nerve to resist getting married,
while some poor men have the nerve
to marry at the first opportunity.
m@ A New Orleans lady has started
a conversation class among the ladies
of Chicago to teach them how to talk.
Now, let some spirited citizen get up
class ofladies and teach them how to
listen.
nY- 1t is claimed that double-yolk-
ed egg was Matched by hen near
gettysburg recently. The farmer was
greatly amazed to find two little chicks
grown together after the fashion OF
the Siamese twins.
sg" The greatest dog-owner in the
world is Gustav Jovanovitch, the cat
tie king of the Russian steppes. For
the protection of his l5,00O,OOO sheep
he employs not less than $4,000 shep-
herd dogs of various breeds.
pay A German biologist says that the
two sides of face are never alike; in
two cases out Of five the eyes are out
of line: one eye is stronger than the
other in seven persons out Of ten; and
the right ear is generally higher than
the left.
g9n A fact that is probably not gen
orally known is that George Washing
ton was the richest man in the United
States when he died. His property
was worth about $960,OOO. There
were no millionaires in the country in
those days.
ssg Ducks swim the world over, but
geese do not. In South America, a
domestic species is found that cannot
excel an ordinary hen in aquatic
ACCOMPLISHMENTS If has lived so long