The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1895-09-27
A Weather Wise eutht..

Weabner wise SuthJs~
The recent cell wave affected different
people In different ways, but we hope
that the somewhat cosmopolitan family
at the Boyaek hotel In this city were the
only ones who became unduly jocose
during Its progress. Four inches q
snow in September is no cause for
mirtb.
We will remark at The outset that
when the coast Is CLEAR and the wind
favorable, the editor hereof popes as .
weather prophet We found fridays
winds very chilly, though certain
worljly-minded individuals from the
post. office and the machinery depots
blandly assured us to the contrary.
When we predicted snew they we're
amused and ordered icewater for supper.
A U. p, agent said our blood was thin
and that we were tenderfOot.
After supper Doc guessed he'd "go
into the kitchen moment to see thu
girls, whittier the u. p. agent hid prt-
crded him. We were cold and went to
the fire to get warm. Hanson wasn't
cold, but he went with the crowd. Now,
In the Boyack house kitchen they have
: an improved cOok-3tove--a range, we
think they call it-rigged with refrig-
orator attachment 20 that they can make
beefstsak and icecream with the one fire,
Lawson was bsaking in smiles, Dec and the
chief culinary artist were lowering over
the beefsteak division, t'us leaving US
the refrigerator section. We stood by Il
for while and absorbed so much cold
| NhaA lf,o al ha uunntA ho ~ A.
make hot cakes instead of icecream fol
breakfast. Then they all clipped In and
laughed at us In n heartless tone Of
voice.
: We are not revengeful creature. but
] we figure ont that we are even with thu
q gang, IL watching them shlyer whilt
they complained of the heat and hiutet
that our blood had bsen wstersd like me
stock Ut q transatlantic railway cor
o pOratiOn, counts for anything.
D On Friday night Hanson went to bee
? early and slept the sleep If the just-ol
as much Of 1t AZ Ia allotted to Wagon
y peddler-and was comfortable with thu
= window open and one thin cJverlet owe
II him. When he awoke Saturday morning
70 and discovered the liberal aupply Of tn
= beautiful which had accumulated durinI
& the night, he felt cold. Presently he fel
J., colder and sent In fequisiti0n for bed
II clothes. Then he sent for m,re bed
20 clothes and longed for n FIRE. When tn
g time came TO stroll up to the Boyec
9 house for breakfast he could shiyer aud
D. IDLY In four Languages aid three diH
70 lects. 1t wouldn't do, though, to be othel
d wise than jOcular in the presence OF th
l. editor, rs he and lslf frozen individ
ct ual frcm the dentist shop across th
ID street remarked as they stood aroun
Y and jammsd psper Into heating stov,
q When Dos first stepped TO the door {
90 tho letter store and gagged upon the whit
Dr. expanse Of Main street, lie shivered
:" lille as per instructions In the Unite
D. States postal guide, went back iuto h
10 den and put on oil the clolhe, lie couI
~ find. Then he went across to wait X
j the breakfast bell and help Hanson "lsy
s. for us.
~ When we descended the grand stai
Of case OF the, Boyack house, inward
10 matchmaking Utah's lovely 1talit
IN snow are unexpect Oily precIpitata
a. those two began a series OF trif;fIroo,,
'lr marks about the weather. For te TIM
'e' utes they took turns shivering an GUN
70 varicaiing about the niDe months at tE
and three months late fall whic.,
a don't have have here. This, they sal
as was the beginning of the late fall, al
10 we began to sigh for Wisconsin's love
Indian summer.
Oh Then they drank icewster for breal
II fast and more icewater at dinner. Jul
rs before supper Hanson went to Ii
y kitchen aud arranged to have Mr.
~ Boyack bring him cup of hot coffee b
mistake. He wasn't cold, but, Do
a still calls for icewater and doesn't pei
l. NIT himself to think that this ism
+ August weather.
} Shortly after dinner Saturday rumo
y was current to the effect that Static
+ Agent Lawson In attempting tu come {
}, dinner on his wheel had had wrecl
that section crew was attending to hi
case and that wreckiDg train ha
. been ordered up. This was O blame
Q lie. The facts Of the matter were tina
z he started to come up on snow shoes an,
: fell In the mud Just beyond the ri
q Grande tracks, He used his spectacle
: as heliograph to signal farmer. VIII
l came with a punt and bshed him out
o He reported for duty at the Boyacl
u | houaa In lima for tho Qnt DIV dipnar