New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-23
THE TALK OF THE DAY,

Mrs. Lease says the new man will be heartlesoI
and Tho Chicago News explains it by saying
that the woman will have such strong pull
An Unromantc. Helpma:e.-"My dear how DO
yOH spell PEAL; asked the b Poet be am writing
II can't tell" said his wife, until you tell me
whether. you arc writing about chimes or bronze
statues."-Qndanapols Journal
The Democratic party hasn't done much to IN
crease the income OF the country; but in swelling
the outgo II is without a rival
why" asked the philosopher. why is It that
MANTLE noblest created object-why Is II that
should Ce sucS b SoaP be- 90 nS the
in tina, line OF pop-eyed puddins-shaped pretzss-
But the assembled listeners answered him not
Toledo Blade
Cadzooks-What Is the matter with the Demo-
cratic leaders?
Zounds-Well some OF them muzzled and
the rest OF them are muddied.
Rude suggestion.-"Its strange. how Eng
Land hates to let anything co." said the man VINO
Yes replied the man Of ylolen, pgejGdsiS ,a;
Is the letter h.'-,Washngton star
st. Paurs." a weekly paper published in Lon
don, says that In the State OF Albany |. s. A.
there Is a stringent law against big hats In the
theatre
Lover On whisper meath v!niow,-Ars you
re;5dy to lower yourself down darli"s'
I.oyer-Haye YOU got ever tnins; ... ,oox.,.
Lover cicJecteilyl -Alasi for obvious reasons.
We shall be obliged to postpone our Departure
(Boston Courier
Alonzo b. Miller. a farmer Of Lyons. Neb.. has
begun suit against the ST. Paul. Minneapolis and
Omaha Railway Company for $500 for failure Ok
the company TO whistle for each crossing. For sueh
failure a Nebraska statute imposes penalty OF
$500 and Miller noted Los times on whlch the en-
rines passed the crossing without whst.ing from
May l. 1894. TO August .. OF the same year Inc
case will be a test OF the'law
BY His works-The new proprietor was inspect
'"ssw ho icoHs after these walks and Hower-bedsr'
Il d. SIR" answered the man with the hoe.
What is your name
"Bumgardner. . >,, ,r,.,.
A Baltimore clergyman has just brought two
mummies from Egypt which are To be given 70 '"e
Woman's College. OF that city. They are ABOUT
1000 years cd. and thought to be the bodies
OF princesscs. 1t Is strange. by-the-way' no" IN
consistent people are In their way OF looking d.
things. II one were 10 bride the curator VI
n modern cemetery to let him have two dead bodies
and were then 10 place those bodies In puohc
museum there would be howl OF indignation AZ
over the country and the perpetrator OF the deea
would be called ghoul But as these prlncesses
lived long time ago. In distant land' anu VIZ
only heathens anyway. no objects 10 ther
being taken from their restlng-pace. Beslaes' ho"
could we study archaeology II We didnt rihe 'ns
graves OF the venerable dead?
A Matter OF Form.-"Do you think 1t bad form 'oI
10 laugh az his own jokes ,a
1T may be bad form, but think OF tne Has"'"'
cent bravery Acknowledgement Tribune
1--WE New Enganders." says "Zions Herald
"have been talking many years about anneSts
various parts OF Canada. but they are In rean'y
turning the tables upon Nova Scotia. Tor '"'
stance. Is annually annexing New-Ensland II you
go down to Nova Scotia In July or August. you VIII
be convinced that there can hardly be "A New-hhs-
lander left at home-that is w-Englander OF
the better sort-you Will ind many Massaehu'
sets school-ma'a ans. and Boston DOCTORS ana eiei
gymen and writer's. and other professional peop"
from New-Eng,and and New-York down there.
The grand old Democratic party OF Tennesseei
after the struggles and trials by which truth any
right always triumph. has at last cleared up wv. VIC
Hon. Peter Turney Is duly elected to the ONCE ot
Governor. and he has been inaugurated with impos-
Ing ceremonies This announcement Will carry sat
and JOY to many old red-nosed Democrat
The regn>of the politician will be supreme two more
years. Some OF his leutenants have been III tne
melee. some have resigned, and some nave III
small man. because he has been counted In; H.
Clay Evans Is IA bigger man. because he mas peen
counted out had rather be man ana remain =
private citizen than to be whitfield down IN mshnopu
] have no Interest In this matter except common
Interest In humanity and love for the South. Gov
ernor Turney viii not enjoy this present Term
citizen under the circumstances.-(''Sa SAM Jones 10
The Tennessee Methodist