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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-07-11
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A YOUNG LADY. graduate Of one of the leading
n vomen's colleges having studied methods and with
some experience in teaching desires position IN
echoo,. sueciaes. literature English competition ana
lin willing 10 teach other branches. Address BACH
Flor or LITERATURE. West 2ith-st, 9Th Ave Hotel
A YOUNG LADY. after five years study abroad seeks
n enrarefncnf school or family. requirements
D,ano violin French. German and English. Good refer
enccs Address 'MEF' $50 cntario-st.. Toronto
A LADY with experience wishes to teach music,
dr,inr and kndergartcn for six weeks in the coun-
trv IN exchange for pleasant home; references ex
changed A. H. ij3. White Pains. " T.
IN; ANTED Ladies' Several teachers for September J.;
w German or French lady ~ compancn. must play
piano. eovcrncss. seashore. Miss DoNoNANs teachers
Bureau 30 East lith-si.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-07-11
NEVHONORSFO FOR THE REP. DR.. j. LAMPE
CHOSEN To THE CHAIR OF BIBLICAL THEOLOGY

CHOSEN TO THE CHAIR OF BIBLICAL THEOLOGY
IN THE OMAHA THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY
NOT YET DECIDED AS TO. HIS COURSE.
The Rev. DR.. Joseph J. Lampe. who has been
pastor Of Christs Presbyterian Church. in west
Twenty nlnth-st. for nearly thirty years-ong be-
fore II bore It's present name-was on TUESDAY
elected to the chair of Biblical Theology and Ola
Testament Exegesis in the Omaha Theological
Seminary as already announced in The Tribune
Dr. Lampc went to the church in 1867. when 1t was
q mission station of the Brick Presbyterian Church
in Fifh-ave In 1883 the mission became Christs
Church DR. Lampe was born in North Germany
and came TO this country in 1853 when mere boy.
He was graduated from Knox College, Galesburg,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-07-11

WT.IT UlUNIs ILUIUN UUW V1AiQ
ooo ISLANDS ST. LAWRENCE RIVER y. Y.
hotel on the river strictly nrst cass
All improv.m.ni. dalton Tor two hundred Plans
views ana Information FRED H. SCOFlEl.D. Metropol-
tan Building. Madison Square. N l...... ,.
~ WM H SOuTHWORTH. Manager.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-07-11
"Eg1TEl GHAM9lAIM "
and CgTTAlEg.
OPEN June 18TH TO OCTOBER isr.

The superb AdroAiack and LaHe ChamGiain f-s1fi on
Bun Point Lake ,n.n.giain Delaware ana hAi',H
h h. tta-,n 90 grounds A.. itAihs nil as s,op
Through draw ln. f.safu and a~'4ins eAfa tiHn ST~
Yok Every alilaet!-n essential ~. o. f' :. 80 avn"
me. ren.f, l. -INtlN. Ntn.s'f.
=. .. Hte. 'hlfnyil DO y /.
y. Y. ONE. Ilnc N Hai-..l Il.rA. ,.a si-,ei
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-06-07

Tor them was the fact that the good
parson Of the church resided on the
island and was in full sympathy with
the young couple.
The expectant, bride was seated be-
side her betrothed, near the middle OF
the foremost boat. She was a spright-
ly, beautiful, black-eyed young won.
an, whose cheeks rivaled the peach in
their color. There was world of mis-
chief lurking near her pretty mouth.
But to-day her cheeks were pale with
apprehension and her smiles were sad.
The expectant groom was stalwart
and resOlute young man. His mouth
was concealed from view by a very
heavy mustache. And as he sat in the
boat he looked straight ahead.
He seemed perfectly cool, and ever
and anon, by means Of large bundle
which held the all-importlnt veil and
wreath, tried to assure and comfort
Nellie with numerous squeezes of the
hand and endearing words; which he
fondly thought were not seen. But
such was not the case. For the gig
Cling, sharp-eyed bridesmaids, who
were seated in the bow of the boat,
discovered them. They revealed their
knowledge by numerous outbursts of
laughter in the intervals left from
charming the young rowers by their
conversation.
The good parson was the elderly
man, and he it was who would tie the
knot He sat in the stern, steering
with studied precision.
And as the second boat approached,
Mr.. Roche arose from his seat, and
cried, with string of oaths:
what do you mean, Dick Wilson, by
stealing my girl?"
''Pm not stealing her." Dick replied.
"She comes Of her own free will, and
with her mothers consent. You've
nothing against me in reason, and, be-
sides, she's of age"
This was followed by outbursts Of
laughter and hurrahs from the boys in
the boat. The only thing Mr. Roche
did was to glare and swear. After re-
covering himself. he finally said:
II have this against you, that you're
your fathers son, and you'll not have
Nell. I'm the head of the house.
Come out of that boat, Nell, or I'll
shoot"
At these words he leveled shotgun
at Dick. Nellie screamed with terror.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-06-07

sky, she made demure-looking bride
The roses came back to her cheeks,
and she was herself once more.
As the good parson commenced tho
ceremony, one Of the bridesmaids man
aged to put the wreath and veil upon
Nellie. Although it was somewhat
rufied, it made quite pretty appear
ance. The parson afterwards remarked
that it was the shortest marriage cere-
mony in his experience. When they
reached the shore carriage was wait
ing there before the church IN which the
ceremony was to have taken place. It
was a work Of few moments to get
into the carriage and drive to the
steamer, which was abort to leave.
just as the steamer pulled out, Mr..
Roche and his sons, looking a little
the worse for wear from their bath,
struggled up from the beach. They
were just in time to see Nellie waving
her handkerchief from the lower deck.
And the race for the bride had been
won.-St. Louis Republic.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-06-07
CURES FOR A "RuN AROUND.
Friendly Advice to Man Who Has .
Sore Thumb.


Friendly Advice to Man Who Has .
Sore Thumb.
An individual down here had what
the physicians call ''paronychia"
which being interpreted means run
around" The pesky thing was on his
thumb and hurt some. This man had
occasion to visit the legislature every
day, and when he appeared one morn-
ing with his hand bound up until It
looked like an eight ounce boxing
glove folks began propounding inquir-
les This is about the way the dia-
logue ran:
What's the matter with your
hand?'
Got a run around"
well, I'll tell you what will cure it
sure. Stick it into pint of lye and
hold it there half a day or so''
The next man that came along asked
the usual question and he had sure
cure.
''Ill tell you what to do. Git a
lemon, cut the end often the lemon,
and shove your thumb in. Keep that on
over night and you'll be we'll"
Another man: go out here in the
edge Of town, where there is an old
brickyard, and get a whole lot of jim
son weed. Pound batch of it up and
put it in an old rag, sock will do.
Shove in your hand; it will cure you in
twenty-four hours. Jimson weed is
very drastic"
A gentleman from down about Cairo
"'lowed" thatthe best thing for run
arounds" was to git can full of saft
soap fresh, the fresher the better, and
stick your hand into it. Saft soap" he
said, ''bus ted the biggest run around
ever l see. 1t was on the finger of the
school. teacher stopping at our house,
and the wust of it all was the finger
wuz on her right hand and she couldn't
larrup the pupils. Saft soap done the
work with her."
Representative William Burke in
quired: What is the matter with the
mitt?"
81 have a run around on my thumb"
Cant you sell it for big hand to
some one?" ventured Mr.. Burke.
"No," was the reply.
''What are you doin' for it?''
'Well, it has been lanced, cauterized,
poulticed with flaxseed and slippery
elm, and just now it is being doped
with burnt alum, solution of salera-
tus, and the extract of burdock root"
''Drat the pesky doctors" replied
Mr.. Burke. They'll cut you and carve
you and take your money and do you
no good. Your blood is out of order
and I'll tell you what you do. Go up
to the drug store and get ten cents
worth of Rochelle and EPSON salts and
take the hull of it tonight just before
going to bed and you will be all right
in the morning. Chicago Tribune.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-06-07
RUBINSTEIN'S UNHAPPINESS.
The Great Musician Got But Little Pleas
ure Out OF Life.

ure Out OF Life.
Though his life was full Of work, and
he was ever faithful to duty, Rubin
stein was not happy man. With each
succeeding year he grew more and
more pessimistic. Life failed to give
him the amount of enjoyment he craved
outside of his art; and except In the
society Of women he did not seem even
commonly happy. But for the fair sex
he had ever joke and smile. 1t
amused him to shock their feelings,
and when they opened their eyes
widely at his audacity he never failed
to enjoy it. He believed that knowl-
edge of woman was necessary to an
artist; and if young aspirant to any
artistic calling asked his advice, his
first question was: Have you loved
yet?" For he believed that man who
could not love was incapable of becom-
ing an artist. He himself could not be
accused Of any failing in this case; for
his loves were almost as many and
various as his days. He had all the
faults and all the virtues OF his artistic
calling, and in every sense of the word
lived for his art and his fancy, regard
less of all things. His was true Bo.
hemian nature.
There was certain roughness, want
of tact, and even brutality, in his ma
ture that made itself disagreeably felt
at times. His was not temper to be
tried. Up to certain point he could
hold it in check admirably; but any
thing beyond this caused an explosion
of wrath that was terrible. AS in his
so in his temper, there
not know him consequently feared
him, for his personality was one that
awed, especially in the latter years of
his Alexander Macarthur, in Cen
turv.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-06-07
EMONY.

'Oh! Dick, let me go to him or he viii
kill you'll"
He'd like to, no doubt" said Dick
shut he's afraid of shooting the rest
and, besides, he's too much of a COW
ard. Do you think I'll give you up
darling, with the happiness that will
be ours so near" The last sentence
was uttered to her alone, but the party
heard the rest, and cheered him as be-
fore. But though they laughed, they
did not cease rowing. Yet, they did
not increase their lead, for the Roche
boys pulled as Justify as ever.
''Once more say stop and give her
up or I'll fire in another minute, "
roared Roche again.
What the issue might have been it is
impossible to say, but in their excite
ment neither party had paid any at
tention-at least the Roches had not
to the fishermen's boat For. just as
his sons had by extraordinary efforts al
most touched the bridal boat, his boat
dashed plump against their prov and
overturned their craft in a second.
SHOWS our chance" cried Dick, and
away they sped.
Meanwhile Roche and his sons, who
all swan like fish, showered angry i'm
precautions upon the awkward fisher
men The latter apologized profusely,
and helped to right the boat. They
had no idea but what they could pass
between the boats; just did it for lark,
etc. Roche threatened dire vengeance
on all of them, but his gun was now
TRANQUILITY reposing on the white sands,
twenty feet below. There was no time
to be lost, since the fugitives were now
nearly across, and Roche and his party
soon left the fishermen far behind.
The bridal party saw them coming,
and their triumph babe fair to be short
lived. However, the parson took the
dilemma by the horns.
Children" said he, ''it's an irregular
thing to do, though perfectly legal;
but propose to marry you right here
and now That old fellow win not be
ten minutes behind us when we reach
The shore, and, besides, those boys
have pistols"
''Oh. parson, you surely would not
,poil a wedding like that" said the
younger bridesmaid.
my dear. can bind their hearts |
md hands Just as firmly under this
blue sky as in the most holy church |
'ver built"
So Nellie was assisted to arise and |
vas helped in her efforts by the steady
ne arm Of Dick. As she stood In the
Middle Of the boat under the clear
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-06-07

tides of the bay and river on the two
sides and the numerous ice gorges Of
the northern rivers of the bay have
caused the island to be worn away te
. mere shadow of it's former self.
The lighthouse, which is now more
than half-mile away from the north
ern end Of the island, was then on
solid ground, one hundred or two hun
dred yards from the water. But the
Choptank has not been changed.
1t is still one of the most picturesque
one more in mind of the interior of a
West Indian island than that of a
middle Atlantic state. The growth of
vegetation is so luxuriant and dense
that in some cases it is with great diff
Guilty that passage is made in going
through the woods which line its bank.
The water is of beautiful dark blue
and has that freshness and sadness OF
air about 1t which is only possessed by
the ocean itself.
On this particular day the sky was
radiant with flooded sunshine, and a
gentle breeze was blowing redolent
with summers fragrances There was
a delightful calmness on the river and
bay, which persuaded one to spend his
time in idly dreaming. A number of fish
ermen were indulging In this occupa-
ton under the shady trees after several
hours of sport. Suddenly from one
end Of the island came swiftly-rowed
boat, in which were a number of
young people, steered by benevolent
and elderly. looking man. Closely fol-
lowing, and seemingly in pursuit OF it,
came second boat, streered by q
middle-aged man, and propelled by
two sturdy young men.
well! If there amt Nellie Barnes
and Dick Wilson running away to get
married." exclaimed one of the fisher
men.
"And there goes old man Roche,
Nellie's stepfather, in pursuit. Now,
won't Rome how'll"
Il bet ON the lovely bride!"
"And on the stern parent"
Come, boys, come! Jump into the
boat and let's see the fun out"
Dick Wilson's father had died some
years ago, and left his son fine farm
of one hundred and fifty acres. Ad-
joining the Wilson farm was that of
John Roche. For years there had been
bad blood between the neighbors. 1t
was all on account of point of land
projecting into the Choptank. Both
Wilson and Roche claimed it, and when
It was taken to law, it was decided in
favor of Wilson. About two years ago
Roche married a pretty widow naaed
Barnes. She had daughter whose
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-06-07
Mr.. JunIus' Joke.

II saw a painful sight to-day" said
Mr.. Junius, as his wife handed him the
toast.
well, there" cried Mrs. Junius, up
lifting her hands, now don't for pity
sake GO telling me any of those horrid
stories about poor people falling off
buildings and breaking their legs
or at least their ribs and then
having pieces put in the paper
l mean of course pieces that you
read and not of course pieces of
their legs for that wouldn't be good
sense but do think that there are so
many such things in every paper you
pick up and it fairly makes my blood
run cold or at least that's what people
call it but don't suppose it's any cold
er than it usually is and now for
the lands sake Julius don't
sit there so long saying moth
ing for don't you see how nerv-
GUS 1 am but tell me what was the
sight you saw that was so awfully
painful And while his wife was stop
ping for an instant at the blind cross
ing Mr.. Junius softly answered: 1T
was window sash-one of these new
style ones, you understand, with little
diamond panes in it." Mrs Junius
threw off the air brakes and
pulled the throttle wide open, but Mr..
Junius by that time was out sitting the
Tribune.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-06-07
Bicycle Hints.
Always keep to the right

Always keep W Tue TlSuI
Always keep your wheel clean.
In passing another rider or vehicle
keep to the right.
Never turn corner rapidly when
the asphalt is wet-it is slippery.
Do not become daring. Take no
chances. It's the wise man that sue
ceeds.
Don't forget that pedestrians have
rights. 1t often saves bitter thoughts.
Early morning rides, say from five
until seven o'clock, out some country
road, are delightful.
When riding on street that has a
street car track always take the right
hand side of the street.
Bicycling to be pleasure should not
be overdone. The very minute that
the rider becomes tired he should stop
and rest
Should you go for ride in the coun-
try do not forget the return trip,
which is generally of discouraging
character, should you become fatigued.
Keep off crowded streets unless you
have urgent business there.
Never get ratified, should you be
placed in pocket by vehicles hem
ming you in; keep your wits about you;
stay on your wheel and watch for an
opening to escape.
Never ride rapidly around the corner
unless you can see far enough up the
side street to avoid a collision with a
rider or vehicle entering the street you
are leaving. Free Press.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-06-07
SHE STOPPED A CABLE GAR.
How q Chicago Landlady Subdued One Of
MIR. Yerke's Autocrats.

| How q Chicago Landlady Subdued One Of
| Mr. Yerke's Autocrats.
The landlady was not at the head OK
the table as usual in north-side
boarding house the other night, and as
a consequence the boarders were get
ting hilarious. One young man had
just tossed up copper on his chance
of finding strawberry in his piece OF
short-cake, when the landlady came in
considera bly, out of breath. A hush
Immediately fell upon the company.
and they began to eat gratefully what
was provided for them.
The landlady had been delayed by
| Mr.. Yerkes' cable cars and then Mr..
| Yerles' ca BILE cars had been delayed by
the landlady was the information She
managed to convey when she got her
breath. The first part they were pre-
pared to believe and the last was not
improbable 1t was sure to be dra-
matte story, anyhow. They could inn
agine how she looked. She weighed
two hundred and fifty pounds, was five
feet nine and invaria bly, wore a beaded
dolman, a wide hat, trimmed with
magenta roses and carried an um brella.
There was legend that boarder had
once paid his board in advance up to
the end of the month, quietly left the
house and had a friend send an officer
to attach his trunks for an imaginary
debt as the quietest way of getting
himself and his belongings out of the
house. 1t was to be believed that she
had stopped cable car.
Zone train passed me, though l held
up my umbrella" she said, her small
gray eyes still swapping from excite
ment Il told the conductor my opin.
ion of him. When the next train came
along dared the gripman to pass me.
He stopped, but not until he was half
way up the block. l refused to walk
in the mud to board this train, and
waited. The next one did the same
thing. l measured that train with my
eye and after it had gone by l walked
up the track the length of a train,
folded my arms and stood stock still
It's clean in the middle of the track, you
know Presently a train came along,
and the gripman seeing me began to
ring the bell. stood still. A police
man ran up and tried to pull me off.
Go away said, this is my own fu-
neral, not yours
"'Get out of the way yelled the
gripman. This train doesn't stop I'M
til it gets to Lake View
"Oh, it doesn't said, kind of sar-
castle. 4 guess it's going to stop right
now He had been slowing up, and
had now stopped. Before he had time
to start again stepped around to the
grip car and just spread myself out
on the front seat"-Chi-
cago Times Herald.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-06-07
ANITA.

She's q pretty puss In boots,
With saucy name that suits
Every glance.
Is II whispered. Is It sung,
Still II ripples on the tongue, VA
In o dance
Oh. she walks so pit-a- pat, R
And she talks OF this and that
Such way,
Just TO watch her witching blush
Even Socrates would hush
Halt . day.
She is not an angel; moi
They are out o. place below, &
Let US grieve.
Yet perchance there is o wina
Hid beneath that puffy thing
Styled sleeve.
Her singing makes me think
or tricksy bobolink
ALI delight.
With his silver strain allow
Where the apple blossoms blow
Pink and white.
Like wild rose, newly born,
Bursting into bloom at morn, i,
Dew agleam.
So enhancing Is her smile,
10, 1t haunts me all the while
In dream.
Samuel Minturn Peck. In Century.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-06-07

name was Nellie. It was love on the
first sight when Dick and Nellie acct
dentally met In the church on the
mainland. From that time on the
affection grew stronger. They fondly
thought that no one knew It but them
selves, but they were mistaken, for
Mr.. Roche had seen IL at the very
start and tried by every means TO keep
them separated
But love win always find q way.
Dick and Nellie put their heads to-
gether one Sunday at church and
agreed to run away and get married on
she sly. And what was more fortunate
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-06-07
Struggling Merchant.

II you don't attend to business bet
.,. l III reduce your income by one
1nlei Clerk-Eh? Only yesterday you
~ you thought of taking me into
struggling Merchant-That's what
nean.-N. Y. Advertiser.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-06-07
A Case of Necessity.

iutter-Did you know that Miss
bb ossrain was engaged to an amateur
o Won Blumer-No. L. it q case Of
na''er-Not at all She promised to
10y nun II he would stop taking her
c'ure-Brooklyn life.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-06-07
A Preference.

He-I don't believe in long engage
ments-do you. Miss Alithea?"
She-No, Mr.. Bunthorn; l prefer
short ones and many of them.-Judga
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-06-07
RACE FOR A BRIDE.

I was in those days
when Sharp's island,
which divides the mouth
of the Choptank and the
Chesapeake bay, was
the site Of three large
farms of more than four
hundred acres. But the
ceaseless roll of the
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-05-23

The National Educational Associa-
ton will hold its meeting this year at
Denver, Colo, from July 5 to II, in.
elusive, Arrangements are being
made for u special train to carry Wis
consin teachers to the meeting The
fare from Milwaukee to Denver and
return, will be $3.50 Teachers and
others who, think Of going, should
address G. IL. Sylvester, state manager,
Stevens Point; or :. a. Hooper, South
Side High School, Milwaukee, Wis.
One of the largest fires that Wausa a
has been visited with for u long time
broke out in the Mason's union room
in the patf block, on Third street,
Sunday morning at $50 o'clock, and
before the fire had got under control
II total loss OF about $4,000 had re-
suited.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-05-23
500 Reward. 500.

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
ono dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in AL its stages, and
that Is Catarrh, Halls Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being u
constitutional disease, requires u con
stitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting di-
rectly on the blood and mucous sur
faces Of the system, thereby destroy,
ing the foundation of the disease, and
giving the patient strength by build
ing up the constitution and assisting
nature in doing its work. The pro.
prietors have SO much faith in its cur
alive powers. that they offer One Hun.
dred Dollars for any case that it fails
to cure. Send for list Of testimonials.
Address, I. j. CHENEY 4 Co.,
Toledo, .. Sold by druggists, 15c