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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-03-07

Prof. George w. FUSS, of the Grand
Opera House orchestra, accompanied
nv his wife. returned home yesterday
from his old home, Grand Rapids,
Mich. where he has been attending
the funeral OF mis- moJher-ln-law. The
Professor expects TO make Wheeling
his future home.
e. W. Schaefer, of Schaefer x Drie-
horst. the Main street wholesale liquor
dealers. who has been i'll with pleWisy.
IL cOnvaleScing.
Miss Agnes Burke. Of South Main
street. is IN with fever.
Robert Dorsey. of East Liverpool, o.,
is the guest of friends on the South
Side.
Albert Beech. of the Akron, Ohio,
pottery. is in the city, and has con-
cluded TO remain, having accepted a
position with the Wheeling pottery.
MIR. Ed. Sharp, a clerk at Goetze S
pharmacy. returned yesterday from his
home in Philippi, where he has been
confined for ten weeks with typhoid
fever
Mr.. 4. HerZberg. prominent cloth
ing merchant of Sistersville, was
visitor in the city yesterday.
Mr.. C. Dupont Moore, of New Mar
tinsville. editor of the Wetzel Repub-
lican. was in the city yesterday on his
way home from a trip to Pittsburg.
Mr.. E. A. Durham, Of Sistersville,
President of the Tyler County Bank,
accompanied by Mrs. Durham, were
in the city yesterday.
Ortie. son of J. w. Calaghan,of Thir-
tv-frst street. is dangerously sick.
Dr 7 II. Pipes. of S544 South Jacob
st-eat who has been indisposed for
several DAYS. is able to be out.
Mr. Omstead and wife, OF Cleveland,
ohio are the guests of their many
friends in Wheeling.
Henry Harvey. of East Liverpool,
Ohio. is visiting friends on the South
Mrs. NJ. B. Sauyageot, Of South Chap
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-03-07

DopRENT kNB FOR SALE CARDS AT
RrsIsras CouAtaE RSsn. eta. sA,L
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-03-07

Paris. March 6.-President Faure is
suffering from influenza.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-03-07
musical and Literary entertainment

To be- given by j. w. Holiday
Woman's Relief Corps No. l, in g. A.
L. Hall, Thursday evening. March 9TH.
Refreshments will be served after en-
tertaiumant. As this is for charity, we
hope the public will give US the en-
couragement of their patronage. Ad-
mission 10 cents. Everybody assured a
good time.
NOW FAURE HAS INFLUENZA.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-03-07
ABOUT PEOPLE.
Daily Chronicle OF the Movements OF Indi-
Viduals.

Special to the Register.
New York. March Capt B. B.
Dovener IN q guest of the Coleman
House; A. l.. Levi is at the stewart
House. and j. Jacobs, all OF Wheeling,
is registered at the New York.
J.. N. Jackson, Jr.. is registered at the
Astor House and d. c. Boyce, both of
West Virginia, is at the Imperial.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-05
noafness Cannot DO Cured

by local applications as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the car.
There is only one way to cure deaf
ness, and that is BY constitutional
remedies. Deafness is caused by an
infa,ned condition of the mucous lin
ing of the Ens,achian Tube. When
this tube is infamed you have rum
bling sound OF imperfect bearing, and
when it is entirely closed, Deafness is
the result, and unless the Inflammation
can be taken out and this tube restorsd
to its normal condition, hearing will
be destroyed forever; nine cases out
of ten are caused by catarrh, which is
nothing but an inhamed condition OF
the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case of Deafness Caused by
catarrh) that cannot be cured by Hairs
Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars; free.
FL. CHENEY g. Co., Toledo, q.
BSold by Druggists, 75c.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-05

ALL of the friends here Of their dis
tinguished fellow-townsman, Mr.. c. A.
Douglass of the law firm Of Douglass
&,Obear, will receive with delight the
announcement that he has been Sc
lected as professor Of law in the law
department of Georgetown University
at Washington, D. u, one Of the most
widely known institutions i'll the coun-
try. Mr.. Douglass went to Washing
ton last week, saying that city might
be his future home. All congratulate
him and predict for him brilliant
future.-The State.
The friends Of Mr. Douglass in
Fairfield, where he was born and
reared and where he practiced his
profession for several years, will be
pleased to hear of his success il the
national capital. He is a graduate of
the law school in which he is now q
professor. This position will be a
great advantage to him in the practice
of the law in Washington. Mr.. Doug
lass has abundant energy and is an ad-
yoca.e at the bar Of rare gift and
power, and we predict for him splen-
did career.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-05
Children Cry for Pitchers Cassoria.
BENEFIT OF PRIZE CLUBS.

Asssrs. Editors: I notice that you
have for some time been urging the
formation of prize clubs in the diff
ferent sections of the county; and am
glad to see that your effort has not
been entirely fruitless. The benefits
that may be derived from prize clubs
cannot be expressed in few words,
but can only be calculated after a few
years existance.
OF all avocations, the agriculturist
is less familiar with his occupation
than any other. He is ignorant of the
composition of the soil, and therefore
incompetent of prescribing fertilizer
with proper proportlonments of plant
food to compensate for the deficiency.
This lack of knowledge can only be
overcome by practical experience and
observation. The number of expert
ments that can be conducted in q
prize club, may be determined by its
number of members; for no two far
mers prepare, fertilize or cultivate
exactly alike; and if all members are
required to keep an accurate account,
giving to the club q full statement, as
to the natural condition of the land,
how prepared, amount of fertilizer
used and how distributed, mode of
cultivating, etc., the club will then be
able to determine which is the most
profitable.
Again, in the agricultural, like the
traff1cal world, "competition is the
life of trade" and after a spirit of
rivalry has been established the agri-
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-05
Children Cry for Pitchers castoria
UPPER HOMETOWN NEWS.

LoNGTowN, Feb. 2.-Rain! rain!
ram! and still it continues to rain as If
it never grows weary. The weather
haa been very inclement throughout
the whole month OF January. and per-
haps when it does clear off we will
have the pleasure OF not Witnessing
any more severe weather this winter,
but shall enjoy the balmy spring
weather that will soon be upon us.
Small grain is not looking so well.
A great deal of it has been planted and
and much more will be sown as soon
as the weather gets favorable enough
to admit OF it.
School Commissioner Stevenson vis-
tied the Longlrwn schools Thursday.
Both schools united and met him at
the lower school house. The pleasures
of the day were highly enlivened by a
spelling match between the pupils OF
the upper AMI lower schools. After
spelling for some time they were all
seated except four two from each
school. The commissioner declaring
he could not seat them the match was
considered draw. Those who stood
to the last were: Miss Lena Reeves
and Robert Reeves from the lower
school, and Misses Edua Dixon and
Sadie Mellichamp from the upper
school.
Mr.. Steven"on displays a great in
terest in the schools. He Urged upon
the people the necessity of having the
schools run longer and tue necessity Of
levying special lax for that purpose.
Pursuant TO a call the farmers of
Longtown met at the upper Longtown
school house last night 10 organize
farmers club The orc anization was
perfected by the election Of the follow
ing officers: Saml. Mccormick, presl-
dent; G. J. Wilds, vice-president;
|C. D. Tidwell, secretary; Melville
Mellicamp, executive committeeman.
Speeches were made by MessEs.
J. D. Harrison, s. Mccormick, Nj.
Mellichamp and J. NJ. Raffiss, ali of
which were of the same trend, viz:
The reduction of the cotton acreage 10
8 minimum, to use little if any COM
mercial fertilizers, and to strive TO
make our own supplies at home.
They endorsed the Beatty plan of
establishing a factory or something
similar; but want it at Ridgewav in
stead of Winnsboro. Why not have
two, gentlemen? What say you!
K. II. D.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-05
MOSSY DALE DOTS.

Mossy DALE, S. c., February O.
The past week has been one Of clouds
and rain. The sun has shone but once
in that time which led US to believe
that fair weather was expected, but
alas, the rain commenced pouring
down last night and this morning is
still raining. Very little farm work
has been done as yet; the ground has
been too boggy to do any hauling,
consequently very little litter has been
put into lots. The small grain was
considerably injured by the late cold
spell. Farmers are not done sowing
yet, having been retarded by bad
weather.
The roads are getting in bad fix,
but I am reminded that Court will
coon convene and they may receive
some attention by that time as is
usually the case. I do not know what
effect the new county government law
will have upon the working of the
roads, as I have heard of no appoint
ments being made for oyerseers. I
fear it is going to be a cumbersome
thing and will not give the satisfaction
that it was designed to give.
The talk among the farmers is less
cotton and more of the cereals. There
is strong disposition to reduce the
amount of fertilizers, some are speak
ing of not using any at all. / have
my serious doubts as to whether it
pays to use it or not for the quantity
usually applied. I am glad to see the
move made in different parts Of the
cotton belt looking to the reduction of
acreage. Necessity will force US to
make change For we cannot afford to
sell cotton for less than the cost to
raise it, and now is as good time as
any to try the experiment..
Mr.. j. L. Cauthen is pushing ahead
putting up the ceiling Of Bethel Church
which will add a great deal to the
looks of the church as well as the COM
fort of the congregation.
The membership of Crooked Run
has succeeded in procuring the ser
vices Of Rev. Ezell again. He is quite
popular with the people and we wish
him a prosperous year in his work.
Lam glad to learn through private
letter that Messrs. Ratteree and Neil
have safely reached their destination
in Florida. They had no bad luck on
the road and also had nice time of it
considering the very severe weather.
We wish them success in their new
home.
Mr.. Willie Broom and wife, Of Co
lumbia, have been visiting the family
of Mr.. George Smith. They returned
home a few daos ago.
Major Davis, employed upon the
farm of Mr.. Doty's Robertson place,
had his leg broken not long since by a
mule falling upon it. Medical atten-
ton was promptly secured, and he is
getting along very well.
There was also another accident on
the plantation of Mr.. J. w. Robinson.
4 boy about eight years old fell and
broke his arm near the wrist. He is
also doing well.
Rev. n. K. Boggs is expected to
preach at Messy Dale on Thursday
night next. T. B. NIX.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-05
cultural interest of any section will

cultural interest of any section will
advance.
The social feature of the club should
by no means be ignored. If regular
monthly meetings are held at the
homes of the different members, and
have some agricultural subject for dis
cussion, they will prove most inter-
esting, and you will soon be able to
know each and every member as they
know themselves.
The number of experiments that
have been made since the organization
of our club has been of untold oene-
fit to our section. I am glad to see
that q club has been organized at
Albion. Hope that other sections OF
the county may follow.
HUGH S. WYLIE.
East Wateree, S. c., February 2.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-05
,VINNSBORO, S. c.
Tsesday. February 5. {: 1885

A POLL of the Senate shows that
that body is opposed to the Presidents
financial views. The Senate, in fact,
is incapable of legislation of any kind,
and it will surprise no one that it can
agree on nothing.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-05
CAROLINA BUGGY Co.,
Yorkville, S. G.
7-10-1Y
The Thoroughbred Stallion,
"ENDURER, "

will make the season Of 1895 at Winns-
boro and at my 1arm for SIS for COM
mon mares and S25 for thoroughbred
mares. Colts insured. He is a grand
sou of Lexington md son of tie
celebrated Enquirer. Dam Analyne
BY Jack Malone, he by Lexington, out
of G;oriana. by American Eclipse:
Emdurrr's colts are stylish. gentle and
speedy possessing great bottom and
constitution. He has been ftty-i7e
times winner and as many times
placed. The we'll known sires, Blue
Eyes, Fslsetto, Dew Drop and Faustus
are by Enquirer, while Mamie Grey.
his daughter. produced Domino and
Correction.
Correspondence solicited.
JOHN G. MOBLEY.
1-24-6m Winnsbore, S. G.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-05

quired TO state iu writing the methods
employed in fattening his hogs, the
COST Of raising them, and the breed of
each.
(5.) Only the living or gross weight
Of the hogs, on December II, will b.
required, as il is suggested by Mr..
WI that the weather may not be
suitable + killing at that time.
(6.) The contest will close on De-
cember II, and tue prizes will be
awarded as soon thereafter as ii IS po-
sible to compare the returns an ascer-
tain who raised the winning hogs. All
contestants will be required to have
their reports, properly attested and
sworn TO, i'm the Ne1s and Courier Office
at Charleston by the first of January,
1896.
(7.) The contest will be open to
every man, woman aud child in the
State who is yearly subscriber to the
weekly Nesos and Courier, and who can
own and cultivate pig.
We think these conditions meet all
the O. jections and suggestions that
have been offered since the contest was
announced, and that they will give all
persons who wish to compete "an even
START" and can equal chance" for the
prize. The object, 1t is seen, is to limit
| the contest to pigs born in 1895, aud to
pnt them as nearly as practicable on
the same footing for the race. This
time that has been lost already makes
it necessary 10 reduce the contes;ing
period to 800 days, instead of 365, aud
February 20 has been fixed 80 as to
allow all intending contestants to learn
the change in the conditions and pre-.
pare 10 "start with the procession"
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-05
If You Want to Know How
Good Buggies are Made,
READ.

Seats
Our seat frames are made of white
ash, thoroughly glued together ut cors-
ers and = symmetrical skirt cut on
them.
Panels are made oval by arranging
the machine with a special rig we have
gotten up, so that when the seat ls
finished it presents convex surface,
thus cansing the varnish to show to
good advantage, and giving the vehicle
Il handsome appearance. Seats are
thoroughly ironed to a pattern so that
they are all alike, and backs and tops
are interchangeable. The advantage
If this is that if you bave one of our
juggies and want cushion, back or
top ne eau send you one to tit. PanelS
are made of Blae Ridge Mountain
poplar.
Our seats are made by Mr. Cicero
Moore with a competent corps OF as
sistants.
We proudly challenge the world to
compare seats with us.
Mr.. w. NJ. Patrick, Of Woodward,
has recently accepted the agency TOT
our product in his vicinity, and will
be pleased t,. explain to you the merits
of the i,REMIUM CAROLINA
BUGGY"
DnIllIl OTINNN m
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-05

Johnson's Oriental Soap is the most
delicate facial soap for ladies' use in
existence, absolutely pure and highly
medicated. Winnsbore Drug Store.
Middletown transcript., 1895-03-30
ALL EYES ON MUNYON
Facts From His Private
Records.

The Eminent Professor Receives Con-
gratulations-Hum Methods
Produce Marvellous Results.
Mrs. Masters, No. 130 West Washington
place, New York city says: II had infam.
matory rheumatism so badly I could
scarcely move; my joints were frightfully
swollen and stiff, and so tender could not
bear to be touched. Munyon's REeuma-
tism Cure acted like magic, relieving the
pain and soreness at once and effecting a
complete cure in remarkably short time.
I am a thorough believer in Munyon's
Remedies and always keep them on hand.
They are always reliable and have saved
many doctors fee."
Munyon's Ri journalism Cure is guaran
teed to cure rheumatism in any part of the
body. Acute or muscular rheumatism
cured in from one to five days. 1t never
fails to cure sharp, shooting pains in the
arms, legs, sides, back or breast, or soreness
in any part of the body in from one to
three hours. 1t is guaranteed to promptly
cure lameness, stiff and swollen joints, stiff
back, and all pains in the hips and loins.
Chronic rheumatism, sciatica, lumbago or
pain in the back are speedily cured.
Munyon's Homeopathic Home Remedy
Company. of Philadelphia. put up specifics
for nearly every disease, which are sold by
all druggists, mostly for 25 cents bottle.
Middletown transcript., 1895-03-30

Daily. Daily except Sunday.
IA Stops to leave passengers from Whining
ton and points north. or take passengers for
points south of Delmar
f7' Stops only on notice to conductor or agent,
HI Stops to leave passengers from Whining
ton or points north
''i'' Stops to leave passengers from Middle
town and points south.
Pr Stops to leave passengers from points
south of Delmar. or take passengers for Will
mington and points north
TT Stops to let off passengers from points
south of Harrington.
New CASTLE ACCoMMoDATIoN TRAINs.-Leave
Wilmington l. .06 m and 6.l5 p M, daily,
s 3. IL ". a m . 2 80, 80 and 80. p m week
days Leave New Castle 6 80 and 80 p.
m daily, s ~ 9 45 lies a. m., LIS, 5.36 and
42 p M weekdays.
Express trains leaving Harrington sos a. M.
and arriving at 20 p m, weekdays
through solid to and from Baltimore. via Porter
and Newark.
BRANCH ROADS.
DELAWARE, MARYLAND & VIRGINIA R. R.
Leave Harrington for Franklin City and way
stations .46 week days % p Tues
days. Thursdays and Saturdays Returning,
train leaves Franklin City 81 a. m, week days
% 35
Leave Franklin City for Chincoteague (via
sieamer) 20i p. m week days Returning,
leave Chncoteague !. Il n m weekdays
Leave Harrington for Georgetown and Lewes
at 10. m - m. Returning, leave Lewes
- a m, Il 9sp. n.. wees days.
For Berlin leave Harrington 0.46 week.
days and o.. p Tuesdays Thursdays and
saturdays. Returning leave Berlin, l6 m
week days. II 10 pm Tuesdays Thursdays and
Saturdays
QUEEN ANNE & KENT Il. R.-Leave Townsend
for Centrevile and way stations 9.Z5 a. M and
, :-p week days. Returning leave Centre
vile 6 10 and 80 p. m. week days
DELAWARE Il CHESAPEAKE X R.-Leave Clay
ton for Oxford and way stations 9.45 and
40 m week days Returning leave Oxford
6 ~ M, and % p M. weekdays
CAMBRIDGE & SEAFnRD Leave Seaford
for Cambridge md intermediate stations % a
M week days and on Tuesdays Thursdays and
>aturdays7 COP. m Returning leave ambrdge
= and on Tuesdays Thursdays and sat
urdays 46 m.
G NNECTI N.-At Porter with Newark and
Delaware City Railroad At Townsend with
Queen Anne's & Kent kailroad At Clayton,
with Delaware & Chesapeake iailroad and
Baltimore & Delaware Bay abroad At Har-
rington with Delaware Maryland & Virginia
kailroad At >eaford with Cambridge >eaford
Railroad. t l'elmar. with New York. Pnila-
delphia & Norfolk Wicomico Il Pocomoke. and
Peninsula Railroads
S. M. PROVOST, General Manager.
J. Il. WOOD, General Passenger Agent.
Middletown transcript., 1895-03-30

| TRAINS LEAVE DELAWARE AVENUE,
| Wilmington, Delaware.
DEPOT EAST BOUND.
| Express trains.
New York, weekdays, 1903, t7.17, tS.42, t10.4O,
a. M, t12A T. 49, t5.35, t7.34 90, p. m Sum
days 1903, TIL, tl14O, a. M, t24s, t5S5. t7.s4,
Philadelphia, Twenty-Fourth and Chestnut
Streets, weekdays, tS0S 555, t7.l7, 6.35, t7.53,
tl22L125 T. 49, a.25, 4.55, 1875, $50, t7s4, SIS,
a. snndnys tis @ IL s7 4 e. ;5 5ss so sS t19 m sis s
Phiadephia, Twelfth and Market Streets,
weekdays, 1893, TIL, tS42, tlO4O, a. m, t2.4s,
Phi1adephia, Sundays, tS.oa t7.l7, tl1.4o, a.
M, t2.49, t7.54, i'll 90, p m:
s nsssf tl5aS s' 2oa am e2S 9
S25, 455, 1886, $50, t73l, S.25, 1000, llO0, p m
Chester b Il sundays ! t$os tap ss5 g ssS
t7.34, s.l5, 1000, tll.OO, p: m.
Atlantic City weekdays, TIL, a: m, ~ "a,
2.49, p. m.,Sundays, III, 7.s a. M, t2.49, p. M
WEST BOUND.
Baltimore and Washington, weekdays, t4.l5,
III, .S47, a. m, tl216 t2O5, 3.O5, t4S7 t6l4 1919
sS isfS + ao5, o. ses, tGks' tas, sss, Pm - H.
Baltimore and way stations, III, a. M, S.0S, p.
Newark, DEL, week days, t4ls ~, Is.47 q.
l2ls sSs t4s s 4 7s3 ssf7 sl' isis s 3ds
| f4.37, 7.35 1919, 1888, lilo, p. m.
Pittsburg, lS.47, a. M, t4.37, p. M, daily.
Chicago, fS.4z, a; M, t4.S7, p; M, daily
Cincinnati and St. Louis, tl2.l6, p. M, daily,
1855, p. IN.
New Orleans via Bristol and Chattanooga,
ts.l9, p. M, daily. Through sleeper to New
Orleans.
Singerly accommodation, III, a. m, 30S, 7.S5,
and 1910, p. M, daily.
Landenburg accommodation, weekdays,
III, S.47, a. m, 225 and 543, p. m. Sundays,
$50, o. m 5.33, p. m.
Trains leave Market street station:
For New York, weekdays, 1880, a. m.
Fos Philadelphia, weekdays, go, t7.30, te.15
I'll 80, M, 255, 945, p. M Sundays, 6.2O, am.
loo, 2.55 9.45, p. m.
For Pittsburg and Chicago, weekdays, 1880
q. m.
For Baltimore, weekdays, 100, 1880, a. M,
2.55, $40 p m. Sunday, 2.55, p. m.
For Landenburg and way stations week.
days, 700 g.. 0, a. m, 30, $40, p. m. Sundays,
9.25, a. m, $40, p. m.
Leave Philadelphia, Twenty-Fourth and
Chestnut streets for Wilmington, weekdays,
1887, 6.l5 40, IS. 5, 1000, t1142, a. M, 1900
noon, t1.35 t145, 200, 315 400, 4.30, $780, t54,
$50, $780, t74S, 1923, $780, l0.l0 and ii 35, D. m.
Sundays 1887, 6l5, IS, is, $780, 1000, III. ~, n.
M, l200, noon, 1.35, 200, 3.15, t4OO, 49, $50,
t7.i3, %, tl0.l0 and 11.35, p. m.
Leave Twelfth and Market Streets, 1920,
t7.55, tl1.26, a. M, i3.46, t7.27, p. m. SUM-
days, 1920 t755 I'll. .26, M, t3.46 t7.27, p. m.
Telephone, 1888.
Rates to Western points lower than via any
other line.
R. B. CAMPBELL, General Passenger Agent.
j. L. ODELL, General Manager.
Middletown transcript., 1895-03-30

An Old and we'll tried remedy.-Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been used
for over fifty years by millions of mothers
for their children while teething, with
perfect success. 1t soothes the child, sof-
tens the gums, allays all pains. cures wind
collie, and is the best remedy for Diarrhoea.
Is pleasant to the taste. Sold by Druggists
in every part of the world. Twenty five
cents bottle. Its value is incalculable. Be
sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup and get no other kind.
Middletown transcript., 1895-03-30
All Free.

Those who have used DR.. Kings New
Discovery know its value and those who
have not. have now the opportunity to try
it free. Call on the advertised Druggist
and get trial bottle, Free. Send your
name and address to H. e. Bucklen & Co.,
Chicago, and get sample box of DR.. King
New Life. Pills Free, as well as copy of
Guide to Health and Household Instructor
Free. All of which is guaranteed to do
you good and cost you nothing, at DIR.
Vaughan's Drugstore.
Middletown transcript., 1895-03-30

Buttons-The count gave me dol
lar to tell him truthfully if Miss de
Richie was at home.
The Maid-And did you? Buttons
Not much! told Miss de Richie about
if, and she gave NE a dollar to tell
him she was out.
Middletown transcript., 1895-03-30

Too Much System-"There is too
darn much system in this school busi-
ness" grOwled Tommy. "Just because
L slickered little the monitor turned
me over to the teacher, the teacher
turned me over t. paw" "Was that
alp" "No, Paw turned me over his
knee"
Middletown transcript., 1895-03-30

Friend-"Have you had any luck in
letting your house in Shutdown street?''
House Owner-"Splendid luck! I've
let it to no less than five families in
four months. Boston Transcript.