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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30
FOLLY AS IT FLIES.

A man arrested and locked up for be-
ing full can always be bailed out.-Gal-
weston News.
Men of might are often those who
might have made a success in life, but
they n't.-Syracuse Post.
If we were a young man we wouldn't
faE in love with a girl who loves dog.
-Atchison Globe.
The most profitable business in this
world is getting other people to work for
you.-New York Record.
The onion and the baseball pitcher are
paying strict attention to their up
shoots.-Cleveland Plain Dealer
When a man goes out between the acts
the breath of suspicion usually takes the
form of clove.-Philadelphia Record.
"Yes," said the literary man, with a
sigh, "style is a thing for a writer to
have, but when his wife's got 1t, too, 1t
takes all the profit away."-Texas Sift-
ings.
A man appeared in Kansas announcing
tnaL ne was klHS OIL hlllSS anu lOlu VI
lords. He must be one of those fellows
who has solved the monetary question:
Minneapolis Journal.
Jimmy, say got out Of bad scrape
today. Tommy-Did yer? What was it?
limmy-Somebody told me mother fel-
Ter called 'Mugsey'' broke a mans win
der down de street. If she only knew dat
wuz me!-Puck.
II a shoe looks small one can put up
with a little pinching, but when shoe,
as the saying is looks big as all out doors,
and at the same time pinches like vice
there is no pleasure even in tight shoe.
Boston Transcript.
There's one thing to be said in favor
of the pugilists that go on the stage"
said Mrs Meekton. You never hear
them quarreling and pickering like ten
ors aid leading men," mo-" replied her
husband, nothing seems to go as we ex-
pected 1t to. The actors all want to fight
and won't act, and the fighters all want
to act and won't fight."-Washington
Star.
Her golden hair, her silvery voice,
All, me, who could resist.
'Tis easy quite to make my choice,
I'm q bimetalist.
Washington Star
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30
KNIGHTS OF THE MAccABEEs.

Lincoln, Neb. as follows: After try
ing other medicines for what SCENE
TO be a very obstinate cough in our tw,
children we tried DR.. Kings New Dis
covery and at the end Of two days tn
cough entirely left them. We will no
be without it hereafter. as our exper
ience proves that 1t cures where al
others fall" Signed, F. W. Stevens
State Com.--why not give this grea
medicine trial. as 1t is guaranteed
and trial bottles are free at Chas. Rog
ers' drug Store. Regular size 80 cent
and $i.OO.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30
PERSONAL MENTION.


F. c. Reed has returned from Portland.
J. C. Truax, Of Chicago, is at the occi-
dent.
I. Dessan. Of Cincinnati, is at the occi-
dent.
David West, of cathlamet. is visiting
in the city.
Mrs M. C. Crosby returned from Port
land yesterday.
e. B. London, of Portland, is stopping
at the occldent.
J. L. Marks, of San Francisco, is regis
tered at the occident.
Mr.. C. E. Balm went TO Portland last
night on the aGtzert.
Mr.. C. NJ. cutbirth was passenger on
the Ga!tzert last night.
Mr.. George H. George and wife return
ed from Portland yesterday.
C. F. Swigert, of the Pacific Bridge Co.,
returned to Portland last night.
H. G. Smith and wife returned yester,
day from Portland on the Gatzert.
Mr.. Samuel Elmore and wife went TO
Portland last night on the Potter.
]. M. Glllett and, Charles Sheldon left
for Frisco ON the Oregon yesterday.
Miss A. E. Gilbert left for San Fran
cisco yesterday morning on the oregon.
Fred Leinenweber will make a visit In
Portland, having left for that city last
night.
Mrs. George FlaVel went TO Portland
on the Gatzert last night for visit in the
metropolis.
B. A. seaborg, of Ilwaco, returned from
Portland yesterday and was a guest or
the Parker House.
o. l. Peterson yesterday went to the
Lewis and Clarke to make visit on his
farm for few days.
]. ]. Byrnes and daughter, who have
been guests of Capt Brenell, Of the Kirk
hill, hive returned to Portland.
Miss Carrie Bozorth went to Portland
on the Potter last evening for a short
visit to her aunt, Mrs. N. B. Pendleton.
Roland Thomas of Liverpool, England,
was in the city yesterday, guest at the
Occldent. He returned to Portland last
night.
C. A. Barrows, Of Knappton, came down
from Portland yesterday and stopped at
the Parker House on his way home, going
over to Knappton in the afternoon.
Lee Herring and wife returned yester-
day from Junction Otty. Lee says 1t
rained all the time he was away, so thar
he did not get to hunt, although there
were plenty Of pheasants to be had. He
was much pleased with the fine country
in that part Of the valley and would not
object to living there.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30
FREE PILLS.

Send your address to H. e. Bucklen
& Co., Chicago, and get free sample
of DR.. Kings New Life pills. A trial
will convince you of their merits. These
pills are easy in action and are particu
larly effective in the cure Of constipa
ton and sick headache. For malaria
and liver troubles they have been prov
ed invaluable. They are guaranteed t
be perfectly free from any deleteTiou
substance and to be purely vegetable
They do not weaken by their action
but by giving tone to the stomach and
bowels greatly invigorate the system
Regular size. 25 cents per box. Sold by
Chas, Rogers. druggist, Odd Fellows
Building,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

There is barber's war in progress on
a down town street, and II 1t continues.
Astoria will soon have tonsortal shops
with Bowery prices. Recently a new
barber came to town and opened a shop
close by one already In existence. The
new shop hung out sign that read:
Shaving 10 cents" AS the other shop
was 10 cent house, It is needless to say
the new arrival got the cream of the
business. A week passed by and the old
established shop tired of seeing the new
conner doing an the work, 50 a sign that
covered the whole front of the building
was announcing that shaving would be
done for 10 cents and hair cutting 10
cents The new barber met the cut and
now the rival artists are resting on their
arms. each waiting for the other to make
q move, %,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Yesterday afternoon "Crazy Pete" the
fisherman, while crossing over from
Knappton alone In his boat, met with an
accident opposite Booths oannery, A sud-
den squall struck the boat and In q fash
she was bottom up and Pete In the water
Fishermen near by in a Columbia Cam
ming Co.'s boat, hastened to the rescue.
and soon had the unfortunate man out OF
the water, In the meantime crowd had
gathered on the roadway leading from the
car track to Booths net racks, wherO
their combined weight crushed In the
roadway, throwing eight people into the
river Considerable excitement prevailed
for thine. but all were snon pulled out
OF the water not much the worse of for
their scare. The damage to the roadway
was not serious.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30
CARDIFF CHALLENGES RYAN.

Portland, Or, May 18th, 1895.
Editor Astorian:-
Dear Sir: L see by the Astor1an that
Mr.. Jimmy Ryan, of Australia, has best
ed two of your local pugilists and is anx-
ious to meet any man, barring weight, on
this coast, and notice my name mention
ed in the list.
will accommodate Mr., Ryan with the
following propositions:
1 will box Mr.. Ryan, four, six, or ten
rounds, "Queensbury' rules TO govern,
and will wager from one hundred to flve
hundred dollars G5OO.ON, on the result,
using smallest gloves allowed, contest to
take place in Astoria or Portland, at any
time that suits Mr.. Ryan.
Hoping that this win stop any further
controversy on this subject, remain,
Yours Truly,
PATSY CARDIFF.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Yesterday Secretary VanDusen received
dispatch from Rudolph Kleybolt & Co.,
Cincinnati. to the effect that the second
payment OF $4,000 on the water works
bonds Is now ready, and to ship at once
the necessary bonds In the same manner
as the last shipment, AS soon as a meet
ing OF the water commission can be call
ed the bonds win be ordered shipped as
per request. This viii leave but $4,000
due the commission. which Is sometime in
October. and as the present payment Is
not due until July it is reasonable to
suppose the October payment will be
forthcoming long before the time when
due as per contract
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30
C. r. FP. UNION NOTICE.

Regular monthly meeting OF the Col
umbia River Fishermen's Protective
union will be- held at their reading room
Saturday, June l, 1895, at 1880 p. M
sharp.
Final action on the scow Pathfinder will
be taken.
Members in good standing are requested
to be present and have their book or re-
ceipt along.
SOFAS JENSEN, Secretary.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Mr. Humphrey has some choice Chi
nook salmon at his market near Res
cue Hall. He also has oysters that sell
at a less price than at any other mar
ket in the city. He carries clans and
other shell fish, and as a side ISSUE
has stock OF Marshall's famous knit
ting twine.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS REWARD.

Lost, two nets, as follows: On April
q, down below, 200 fathoms of net-loO
fathoms last years web, large mesh,
and 100 fathoms new small mesh net.
Some corks branded S. p. Co.. And Fri
day forenoon, May 10, on Peacock Spit,
about 100 fathoms all new net, 4S meshss
deep. Barbour's 4O-12 and 5O-15 twinS.
I will pay one hundred dollars reward
for the arrest and conviction of the man
who cut either of the above nets. Finder
or party claiming the reward please re-
port at Scandinavian cannery.
ANDREW WEVANG.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

The following were among the passen-
gers for Portland on the Potter last even
ing; II. Goldberg, C. Dennlng, J. o. Han
thorn, ]. L. Marx Mrs. G. C. Flavel,
NJ. Rosenblatt, NJ, C. Crosby, Wiley Bu-
shong, j. Wadhams, Miss Rice, l.. Rup,
pan, C, #, Swigert Miss McCuen, f.
Abrahamson, Mrs. Bushong, j, Truax.
s, Gilmore and wife, ], NJ. Arthur, NJ.
Emanuel. NJ. Crosby Miss Carrie Bo-
zorth, Mrs, Rucker, T. Foster, Rev.
Shields, E. d, Brodie, 7, Crosby,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30
coA1 DISCOVERED m AsroRIA.
A sma!s Vein Struck in the Water Works
Tunnel.

The worl5men in the water works tun.
mel cut through a small vein of coal on
Saturday, which gives every. Indication
of being first-class grade Of btuminous
coal. Contractor Benin made a test OF
small sample and declares that 1t Is
all right The vein, which is a perpen-
dlcular one, is about four inches in thick
ness, and is Of a bright, live appearance.
The formation of the ground and the
position of the vein all indicate that II is
a slide from the hill above. Perhaps here
lies another source of wealth to Astoria,
to be added to its already large number
of natural Advantages The lead is
worth following.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30
STANDS WITHOUT A RIVAL.

Gentlemen: have been troubled
With very severe headaches for years
md have taken a great many differen'
but have never found any
hing to give me as speedy and perma-
7ent cure as Krause's Headache CAP
mles In my opinion they stand with
nut a rival; they have cured me in
,\ ery case. JNO. N. WTLKTE.
36 Adams ave. West. Detroit, Mich
For sale by Chas. Rogers. sole agent
Astoria. Oregon.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Contractor Leback will commence at
once to raise the Tongue Point saloon In
Uppertown. The building will be elevated
about eight feet from it's present position,
which will make much-needed improve.
ment, Pete Brach, the proprietor, is alive
with the times and believes In having
things In the best possible shape.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

At about II O'clock last night the clouds
broke away for few moments just :
fore the new moon, leaving q small round
opening, through which the rays of light
shone upon the lighter clouds below. The
effect was very beautiful and had tn
appearance of a huge search light in the
henYerS.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

HYDs-Two hard-woking servants
Yet quickest to rebel when oyer-work'
ed. Glasses-the right ones-scientlf-
lcally, dellcately adjusted ones-the
remedy. The ability that experience
and study gives can be had Mt j. H.
seymour's. Chargos-only for glasses
are modest.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Arrangements are being made to ship
Strawberries into this market in ton lots
daily so that the people OF Astoria may
soon be able to procure that delicious
fruit at bottom prices. One OF Astorla's
enterprsing business men is at the head
of the movement and win know in few
days whether the plan can be put IN
operation,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

What is the use of having a human
form divine" unless you oare for 1t
and drape 1t and clothe 1t so as tt
make It q source of Joy to yourself and
a pride to your friends? Nature sup
plies the form. a. Lake, the tailor at
S59 Commercial street win mako the
ralment See him
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30
IT MAY DO AS MUCH FOR YOU.

Mr.. Fred Miller. of irving, ILL.,, write.
that he had severe kidney troubl
for many years, with severe pains !
his back, and also that his bladde
was affected. He tried many so-calle,
Kidney cures, but without any goo
results. About year ago he began us
Of Electric Bitters and found relief
once. Electric Bitters is especiall
adapted to cure all kidney and live
troubles, and often gives almost in
slant relief. One trial will prove ou
statement. Price, only 80 cents 70
large bottle. at Chas. Rogers dru
Store
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Mothers raising their babes on the
bottle will have fat, strong and heal
thy babies by using j, A. Rowan's Jer
sey milk, as he makes a speciality OF
milk for babies and the sick. Try him
and be happy.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Henry Gilbertson, who was arrested
Monday on the charge of stealing twine
from Gilmore, Sanborn & Co.'s warehouse,
was yesterday bound over to the grano
jury in the sum of $1,000 Gilbertson
came here in the early part OF the month
on the schooner Kate and Ann and for
u while pursued fishing here.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

What brings people back to the Asto-
ria Wood Yard after they have sounded
the possibilities everywhere else? May
be it's one thing, and May be It's another.
But the fact remains-back they come.
And of course the Astoria Wood Yard is
proud Of It,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Business men of Astoria visiting Port
land have for years been accustomed
TO take their midday lunch at the
Gem" The Gem" is now located at
n Third street, next door to the AIMS
worth Bank. Jos. II. Penny.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Recorder Gunderson yesterday placed
the vault of his office a new, double,
patent roller book rack, the upper part
for holding records, and the lower, which
Is about six inches wider, for plat books.
1t is one of the best and most complete
book racks In the country.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Yesterday Pat LAWYERS market was
the scene of much interest. The cause
was the arrival Of several fine sturg on,
one being a particularly handsome FISH
weighing 1870 pounds, and two Weighing
over 400 pounds The lot was shipped to
Portland on the evening boat.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

The greatest accessory to good looks,
is a smooth, soft skin. To obtain that,
you should use nothing but Grains Toi-
let Cream. Sample bottles free at the
Printz- Grain Drug Store.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

An oval soldering machine was COM
pleted at the Astoria Iron Works yes
terday and carted to the Cutting Pack
ing Co.'S cannery. This Is the third ma
chine turned out in the last month. An
other Is now under way for the Astoria
Packlng Company.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

No better milk was ever brought to
Astoria than is furnished for five cents
a quart by Reith & Wilson, and de-
livered in clean and tightly closed
glass bottle at your door every morn
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

What cows received first premium al
the Worlds Fair for producing tn
richest milk? Jersey COWS, and those
are the only kind that ]. A. Rowan
sells milk from.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

IRE WOSJ OF IIVb IIInt. MY
body had big red spots on it,
and / did not know what to
do. went to four different
doctors and they helped me
at first. In the fan 1 got
worse again; then tried
other remedies, but they did
me no good. ] was ashamed
to go into public. | was a
sight to look at. Every ono
VIC aid say, "What is the mat
ter, why don't you take some
thing ?b Even at my daily
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30
DID YOU EVER

Try Electric Bitters as a remedy for
your troubles? If not, get bottle now
and get relief. The medicine has been
found to be peculiarly adapted to the re-
lief and cure of al Female Complaints.
exerting wonderful direct Influence
In giving strength anu tole to the OF.
gans. II you have loss ot appetite,
CONSTIPATION, Headache. Painting
Spells, or are Nervous. Sleepless. Ex-
citable, Melancholy. or troubled with
Dizzy Spells. Electric Bitters Is the
medicine you need. Health and strength
are guaranteed by its use. Large bot
ties only so cents at Chas. Rogers Drug
Store, odd Fellows Building.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30
cuIICuRA WORKS WONDERS

CUT1cURA RRsoLvEST, the new Blood and Skin
Purifier internally to cleanse the blood Of all
impurities and poisonous elementsl. and Curl
SURA, the great skip cure, with CuTIcURA SOAR,
an exquisite Skin Purifier and Beautifer, ex.
ternally Ito clear the skin and scalp and restore
the hair, cure every disease and humOr OF the
skin, scalp and blood, with loss of halr, from
infancy to age, from pimples TO scrofula, when
the best physicians, and all other remedies fail.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

For ali clean sing purposes, domes-
tic or mechanical, removing scale from
steam boilers. making soap, or de-
odorizlng the kitchen sink, use Red
Seal Lye.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

II you want a bicycle repaired or
lock fixed, or any other flrst-class
work done, call on C. H. orltwitz, next
door to Martin Olsen's Auction House
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

AS soon as the steamer Telephone comes
off the ways at Portland, the Gatzert win
be taken of the run and have a
new shaft put in her wheel. The shaft
has arrived from the East, and is now
in the companys warehouse at Portland.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30
NOTICE

Is hereby given forblddlng Packwood or
any other persons from cutting or re-
moving wood or stone from any Of my
land without FIRST making satisfactory
arrangements with James W, welch.
NANCY WEIGH.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

The following were passengers for Port
land on the steamer Bailey Gatzert last
evening: f. Leinenweber, C. p. Balm,
N. Nultner, Miss Warner, H. CaldweIl,
C. Monroe, G. Jackson, F. Johnson, C,
NJ Cutbirth
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

labor had TO wear sort of cap to keep the dirt
from getting into the sores. After would
wash, would be covered with big red pimples
all over my neck and face Some two or three
people advised me to try the CUTICURA RENE
DIES. did try them, and am glad have done
of health since. | cannot praise the CUIIoURA
REMEDIES too highly. enclose my portrait.
LEWIS W. RATION, Larksvile, Pa.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

At the adjourned meeting Of the city
council last night the mayor and all but
two members were present. On motion
Of Mr.. Young, the meeting was again ad-
Journed until Monday next ait 10:3O a. m.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Clinton & Sons begin the work on the
Improvement to Bond street as soon as
the piling arrives on the ground 1t Is ex-
pected that the piles will be delivered TO-
morrow.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

The streets are again In very filthy
condition. The Jail being empty, It is
not probable that the thoroughfares will
receive a cleaning very soon.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30
GREATEST AND BEST.

Four pounds of the best washing
powder on earth for 25 cents. Ask Ross
Higgins 6 Co. for SOAP FOAM POW
DER.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Notice the change-To give place to the
Salvation Army the w. G. Il. U. win
meet today and during the summer
months in the study room OF the Pres.
byterian church.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Today the Seashore road will run two
trains each way from Seaside and the
Youngs Bay trestle, giving those who
wish to visit the beach an opportunity to
make the round trip in day.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Jerry Dunn was yesterday fined 80 for
fighting. This is the first time In SIX
months that Jerry has appeared before
the court
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Several creditors OF the oregon PaciHc,
who reside in Astoria, have received II
pretty straight that the Bonner-Ham-
mond sale will not be confirmed.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Smiths ice cream is unequalled Ice
cream soda q specially. Private par
lors for ladies. Commercial street.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30
YpsrpRpAY,s wnArHpR.

Local weather for the twoney-four hours
endlPg at ,, m. yesterday. furnished
BY the United States department OF agri-
culture weather bureau:
Maximum temperature. 5 degrees,
Minimum temperature, IS degrees.
precipllatlon, 10 inch.
Total precipitation from September ist,
1904. 70 date, 72.eo Inches
Excess of precipitation from September
*. f0i 10 date, di2 inches
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Today the general and carriers WIN
dows at the postoffice will be open from
$3.50 to $3.50 a. m, and from to 6 p. m.
One delivery will be made in the business
district.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Yesterday the Bailey Gatzert brought
down a fine blooded horse for Mr.. W. T.
Chubter. The animal came from the cell
ebrated stables at Yakima.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

Out Of respect to the dead secretary OF
state, the flags on the government vessels,
and the custom house were displayed at
half mast yesterday.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-05-30

The Palace Barber Shop Is now Civ
ing one of their two-bit shaves for
10 cents.