The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-06-24

THE SUMMER MONTHS.
Are You going to the country vacation If
eo it is no trouble for us to forward THE CALL to
yorr address. Do not let it miss you for you will
miss it, Orders given TO the carrier, left at
Business Office, ITO Market street, will receive
prompt attention.
The Colimas ghost still groans.
Moiaye desert will soon blossom as the
rose.
The Berkeley boys return with full bag
of game.
Denver was badly scratched by the Berke-
ley tiger.
Painting the town red is sorry remedy
Tor the blues.
The silence of the Cleveland convention
Speaks volumes.
San Francisco has as many views as
Boston has ideas.
Drop nickel in the lottery slot and get
disappointment.
The proceeds of industry are a sufficient
rebuke 10 idleness.
The bicycle is creating revolution in
clothes as well as in highways.
Cleveland has all the fishing and his
secretary has to tell all the lies.
There is no wholesome enterprise that
lacks every element of patriotism
1t is not necessary to rake the City treas
ury in order to get the streets swept.
Maryland is making her campaign on
Che tariff issue all by her little lonesome.
By organizing a home-market club you
can get your neighbors into good thing.
The Calls subscription list is the most
eloquent praise that the paper is receiving.
They say Rosebery is troubled with in
somnia. but the Conservatives caught him
mapping.
The man who wrote the song: ~ Would
Not Live Away" never tried life in
California.
According to the ideas of society people
the resort that has the most fun has the
best climate.
eladstone's voice is not so feeble but that
it can still be heard from the Baltic Sea to
London Bridge.
What would it profit California Demo
Gratis to hold State convention when they
might go fishing?
Kaiser William talks of peace, but he
always wears helmet and keeps his
sword by his side.
No matter how great the wealth of the
State. like lump of gold, it will not grow
of its own volition.
There are many good sites for summer
resorts in California, but the biggest sights
are IN the Metropolis.
1t is poor town in California that is not
going to have bigger celebration this
year than ever before.
The Cleveland wing of Democracy is tied
to the gold standard and the other wing
flaps in the empty air.
Health, lissome, blithe and rosy-cheeked,
sits demurely in the mountains waiting for
somebody to court her.
In the general racket over the silver
question, it is easy to be noted that the
statesmen are not talking.
Oakland commuters are muter since they
have learned that they travel on ''con-
tracts" and not on tickets.
Science has not yet solved the problem
of utilizing the vast store of natural energy
indicated by the giggling of girl.
The next President of the United States
should be nominated in San Francisco and
return East along with tidal wave of en-
thusiasm.
Buffalo invites the Republican National
convention to free view of Niagara, but
we will give a free view of the Pacific and
swim in it.
Angels Camp has already raised $4,000 for
its Fourth of July celebration, and San
Francisco has Notwithstanding less
than million.
By way of preparation for, the grand ex-
position at Atlanta, Macon, Georgia, is
arranging for peach carnival that prom
Uses big things.
Now let the country profit by the action
of the Cleveland convention and postpone
political discussions until next year, and
all will be well.
The Merchants Association and the
Manufacturers and Producers Association
are the twin powers to guide the prosper
ity of the people.
The Philadelphia Record says: eThe
beauty of genuine Democracy is like the
beauty of holiness" and it might have
added, it is also as scarce.
When our festal ideas are fully developed
we will have ring of roses all round the
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