The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-07-24
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

- ADOuL TWO LnlrQS VI tHc Hltu Va
this country use tobacco.
- The total number of families in
the United States is 1880. .l52.
Over head and ears in debt-The
man who hasn't paid his halter.
= Annoy, in China, bears the un-
enviable reputation Of being the dirtl-
est and most unhealthful city on the
globe.
Castor oil has not failed in any
case to remove warts to which it was
applied once a day for two to six
weeks.
Trouble, and kin, and cats, are
about the only thing man can have
that other people don't try toget away
from him.
1t is stated that there are 5O,-.
900, 900 volumes in the public Libraries
in America, while there is but 81 ,0O0,-
600 in Europe.
Chamberlain Cough Remedy.
cures colds, Group and whooping cough.
1t is pleasant, safe and reliable. For
sale by Hill Bros.
= Tommy: "Paw, what is the
Board of Education 2" Mr.. Figg:
''In the days when | went to school it
was pine shingle."
- The armies of the civilized ma
tions of the world number $500, 600
men. Besides the loss Of their time.
and labor, they cost at least 81, 900
apiece, and that amouts to s., 1000, ,0OO, :.
= The fastest railway train in the
world is the Royal Blue Limited Ex-
press from New York to Washington.
Its average speed is 52.8 miles in an.
hour, and it sometimes covers "a miles
| in the same time.
Doctor: "Well, my little fellow,
you have got quite we'll again. I was
sure that the pills left Cor you would
cure you. How did you take them, in
water or in cake 2" "Oh, I used
them in my blow-gun.
"A freak of nature, a large tree,
which possesses the characteristics Of
pine and an oak, may be seen near
Ashburnham, Mass. In the fall Of
the year pine burs fall on one side,
and acorns on the other.
- In the manufactures of Great
Britain alone the power which steam
exerts is estimated to be equal to the
manual labor of four billions Of men,
or more than double the number Of
males supposed to inhabit the globe.
Magistrate: "And why did you
roam about in the streets during the
night? ?'' Defendant: "I was afraid
to go home" Magistrate: Are you
married 2" Defendant Goyfully):
"Oh, your worship, I suppose You
know what it is, too.
= It is related as curious fact that
Paris, with population of nearly D.
500, 900 souls, has less than 100 Me-
groes within its limits. Statisticians
say that the whole of France cannot
muster Negro population exceeding
$40.
1t appears that both Sam Jones
and Master Workman Sovereign have
made a special study of the dude.
Sam says the dude represents society
gone to seed, while Sovereign's defni-s
tion of the dude is "a cross between
nobody and nothing"
He: "That's just like woman.
She can't view any question imparti-
ally. All on one side, just as she is
on horseback" She: "Yes, John,
and haven't you been on every public
question the same way you ride on
horseback 2"
Mrs. Ebony: 'Little Caesars
jaws are locked fast" DR.. DarktoWn 3:
Gam dey locked shet, or locked
open p ''Dey is locked open, doc
| tah." 'Dat's easy cured. Put er,
piece er broiled chicken en- between
'em, an if dat don't work, try water
million"
"A woman correspondent Of the
New York San says that she always
engages her female servants by the.
make of The lower jaw. If the jaw is
projecting she takes them, because
she has never failed to find women
with this feature capable, honest,
neat and orderly, and Of aretiring dis
position.
One business man met another
on the street. The second man SEEM
ed downcast, and had look as if he
were ashamed of himself. "What is
the matter ?" asked the first man.
"Well, to put it briefly" said the.
other, "I have been speculating in.
stocks" Indeed? Were you bull
or bear ?" "Neither-I was an ass"
"A kitten became lodged in the
fywheel of an engine in Portland, Or.
The wheel ran for six hours and g
half. The cat was taken out rearly
lifeless, but recovered. The fywheel
makes 250 revolutions per minute, and
every turn pussy went II feet. The
engine was in motion 800 minutes, and
during that time the kitten travelled a
distance Of 315 miles.
From, now on throughout all the
warmer months one eats more sour
vegetables and more fruit. AS these
are bad for the teeth, while generally
excellent for the stomach, extra care
should be taken in much brushing and
care that the lime Of the teeth is not
eaten into by the acid. After every
meal is not too often to brush, and it
should be conscientiously done while
this sort Of food is on the table.
= In Hindostan the marriage cere-
mony is short and simple, and no
courting precedes it. The arrange
ments are all made by the frien,ls or
relatives Of the principals. When
bride and groom are brought together,
IN ,nonr ooeao thov con aoch other for