The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-06-15
business there would be no trouble" re-


"That's it!r responded Snifter. "Im
impressed more and more every day with
the forwardness Of the modern woman"
"Theres certainly room enough In the
world for all to live"
"Yes, my dear; but the modern woman
Is destined to destroy all that is lovable in
the very thought of woman"
1T seems to me-" said Mrs. Snifter,
that there Is not that sympathy between
men and women that ought to exist"
"Ah, my dear; have thought of that,
but you know the modern woman has rem
dered such thought distasteful--"
"But cannot men be gentlemanly?"
"Ah, my dear; you don't understand.
The modern woman"
"Who is the modern woman?"
"Eh? What?"
"Who Is she?'
"Why-er-huh?"
"That's what thought, Snifter. To ask
n man what he's talking about is to find
out he's an IDIOT
And, somehow, Snifter hasn't thought
so much about the modern woman since.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
In point of force, clearness and beau
" VI WCii 10 VI VtILtIIlSbt,
this little sermon by amber" in the
Chicago Herald. stands out as a fine
gem. at is not" says she, "the most
profitable thing in the world to please.
Suppose 1t should please the inmates
of bedlam-house to see you set fire
to your clothing and burn to death or
break your bones one by one on q
rack or otherwise destroy your bodily
parts that the poor lunatics might be
entertained? Would 1T pay to be pleas
ing to such an audience under such
circumstances? But the destruction of
The loveliest body in the world is moth
ing compared to the Generalization of
soul that takes place when women sub
vert what Is lofty and noble in their
nature to win the transient regard OF q
few worthless men of the world. They
learn to smoke cigarettes because such
men profess to like TO see pretty wo-
man affect the toughness of rowdy.
They drink in public places and barter
their honor all too often for handsome
clothes in which to make vain parade,
all to please some heather man who in
reality counts them inferior to his
horse. The right sort of a sweetheart,
my dear, never desires to bring a wo-
man down to his own level. He prefers
to keep her on pedestal and say his
prayers to her. Every time see wo-
man Carousing in public resort, maxi
ing herself conspicuous by loud
talk and louder laughter,
think of some fair ship that
should be making for the eternal city
with every shred of snow-white canvas
set, rotting at its docks, or cruising
at arms length from a barren shore.
We were put into this world with a
clean way-bill for a better port than
this. Across the ocean our way lies,
straight to the harbor of the city of
light. We are freighted with a con-
slgnment from roomage-hold to keep,
which Is bound to be delivered sooner
or later, at the Masters dock. Let us
be alert, then, ito recognize the serious
ness of our own destinies, and content
ourselves no longer with shallow
soundings. Spread the sails, weigh the
anchor, point the PROV for the distant
port! Sooner or later the voyage
hiu'e pe ihouS' iSt uS Hiihe IL lHeil
while the timber is stanch and the
rudder true"
-
The new woman will do we'll to go on in
the way she has started. but let us hope
IT. aha',,5 ,a. sons W.
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