New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-10-08
THE TALK or THE DAY.


1.-THE Auburn (N. " Daily Advertiser" celebrate
the fftieth anniversary of its life by printing
handsomely illustrated folio pamphlet descriptive Of
Auburn and its various interests.
Zoologlcal-Wheeler-Th bicycle Il may be 3ad
mksr eyfTy nan e hs o 9&s have be~n nrs on
the streets for the past few days. rat4r thought
it was making asses OF a good many OF them
dianapolis Journal
The new women" are coming to the front in
Finland too They have formed volunteer fire
brisades in Helsingfors and other towns and have
done first rate work
Professor A-Do You know I find It difficult to
remember the ages Of my children!
Professor b have no such trouble. was born
the death OF TIberius Caesar; our son John, 200
years after the entrance into Rome OF Titus SEM
pronus Gracious for the re-enactment OF the Ieges
ficinae" and our Amanda 100 years after the
beginning OF the Folk wandering-that is perfectly
simple you see.-(Fiiegende Blaetter.
Hugh Tudor. Of Dawn. No, strives to combine
business with humor on his business enveopesn
printed the following in one corner IF not called
for within ten days return to Hugh Tudor Dawn
Mo- secretary Of the Farmers Mutual Insurance
Co. of Livingston County. and secretary of the
Second Congressional Cyclone. Tornado and Wind
storm Co." and the following additional statement
appears in another corner: 81 sell insurance against
accidents fire. deth wind storms, sigh kloans. tor
nadoes loss Of sepe, loss Of rent, poverty ana "a
husbands and issue bond insurance
The West Ahead-Eastern Mantle boastns OF
vou Westerners makes me tired. When you cnt
M YOUR quarter sections into town lots, ana sou
EN- at high price, it was to the East that you
looked for buyers, wasn't III
Western Man-Jus' so. . .. TAB.
your your, pockets oci,rts WASH IT,
Then what have YOU to brag OFF,
We hrag of our smartness in keepln' that money
in our pockets instead OF buyn back the ots a, naI
price when you Eastern capitalists wanted to SELL
(New-York Weekly.
Brockton. Mass has just built a fine City Han
at a cost OF $4,000. At It's dedication eX-Mayor H.
c. Keith said The cost OF this building has been
more than saved the people of this city during the
seven years last past by the Punishment OF me
saloon and the licensed places, by your votes sup
pemented by the action OF the several boarus Oh
aldermen; and ere this debt Is paid. fourfon is
cost will have been saved In this orecuoh a'one'
Ru, II certain papers Of this city are right the
CITY of Rrockton ought be held UP to the repro
b,t,on OF all frecmen for 1t has deprived the poor
man of his beer. not merely on Sunday ou' y"
every day OF the week for the last seven years
The Rev Harry Jones tells story drawn ron
Portland Prison which is worth repr2duSSn,s s ere
the favorite books OF the prisoners and W Was Ioss
IA his surprise, that Buchans domestic MsuIe"s
was more frequently asked for than any otner, az
,hnrs was a surgeon always ready to attend 10 tns
ailments Of the cOnvicts the reason t9I 'S ~ ard.
Ing after medical knowledge vas dtest 10 ' Ok
he symptoms OF illness carefully stIin ~, ~
the inmate of the prison as sclsnlV erer was
relieved OF his tasks, and ooIanel me , vynI''
| tire on sick eave.-(British Meacal Journal
We have heard of enterprsing chicken fancH.
| and admired their genius. hut W. +. Haynes
the State OF Washington has established a ~ ~.
which along this line Is probably unequallec' hn
method too may result IN the production ~
athletic breed OF chickens capable OF doing the ns.
,,mn ac, ana other feats which would ada gresu'
| - ,hs,r valne The Spokesman Review, Oh ~
Larn IN sneak,ng Of Mr.. Haynes. says tna' ne
| .No,n q fordness for chickens, and fer the'' ess
| o,,i boraat nlan,ed a large patch OF grouh' M
| .,,eouors The plants have grown TO e'nsss
49,, ha,ah, AMI the flowers that crown them ,AAs s
| - 80, ., af,asn inches In diameter. the ""
| soon found that ripenlns seeds were pa'a a.
| - -, :. raach Mr. Haynes. seeing the"
| ,. ,a so,rns they would get discouras.
| ..u.. a,,,,n,, ,h,t the exercise would be pen~s
| 80. a.,.ne,s constructed a number OF sp'S
| -. an, hos,n training some Of the oiae'
| 40 >, ,,s,r nae The efficacy OF the pan ..,.t,
| fully realized when one sits anu -, and ~
| ons mako a running jump. strike the ooa'0'
turn with a fully matured seed Us '"'"
| Sage Conclusion. john sa s,, s be making
wife. don't YOU think ySu ar, ha1 pnIcY' 40
preparation ,,at I'm willing TO do my n Voyth
I'm no., going 10 overdo H. didn't lose Wv
| pole In the first place - >, o., or IN your
"But the public expects so" -
e.3TSes' :, doesn't II anyboly come sn nnsnessM
mo that he needs the North Poie III nav m con,rtuW
ina, s .nd domestlc happiness I'll go GU, could a.
| ~ :" Nj m,r, And that's as fair as any ma"
| -(Washnston star.