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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22
Careful of His Voice.

Neighbcr = Johnny! Don't you
know that your mother has been cali
ing you for the last half-hour9
Johnny, at play Yes'm, | hear her.
..Then why don't you answer her?"
I'm afraid I'll strain my voice SO
] can't join in the hymns next Sun
day. Street & Smiths Good News.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22
Mrs. JENNIE WILL

oregon. WrncS l
was sick for over three
years with blind dizzy
spells, palpitation of
the heart, pain in the
back and head, and
at times would have
such a weak tired feel
ing when I first got
up in the morning,
and at times nervous
chills.
The physicians diff
fered as to what my
disease was. but none
of them did me any
good. As soon as
commenced taking DIR
Pierce's Favorite Pre-,
scription, I began tt
get better could Sleer
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22

SIS the ambulance ready?i'
at is close at hand =
s.And the corps Of physicians?"
s.Ready within CALI
You say there are $4,000 people
presently
EAT least that number =
s.Then let the football game pro-
coed. Judge.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22
The Modern Way

Comments itself to the well-informed. to
do pleasantly and effectually what was
formerly done in the crudest manner and
disagreeably as we'll. To cleanse the
system and break up colds, headaches and
fevers without unpleasant after effects, use
the delightful liquid laxative remedy,
Syrup of Figs.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22
Athletics and Advertising.

W. Agg-The use Of female athletics
is like judicious advertising, isn't it?
ID. Ullman-I don't see it.
w. Agg-Don't see it! Look at the
superb figures that result!-Printer's
Ink.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22

April the end the Wabash Line viii sell
excursion tickets to southern points at one
fare for the round trip. Liberal stop-overs
allowed For informatio call on or
address Horace Seely, Commercial Agent,
200 Fourth street. Des Moines, Iowa.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22
NEW ORLEANS RIOT.

New ORLEANS, La, March 21.-The
grand jury has returned indictments
against thirty participants in the
recent riot.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22

Importations of French peas are
alleged to be like the police, "ths
finest"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22

l have found Piso's Cure for Consumption
an unfaifing medicine--F. h. LORI, 1895
Scott ST., Covmgton, KY, Oct. l, 1894.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22

The true Christian will keep right on
growing in grace, whether he can have his
own way or not.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22
.x7OMEN'SFACES

like flowers, fade
andwitherwitht f1l1e J
the bloom of the rose
is only known to the
Ii ealthy woman's
cheeks. The ncrv-
! GUS strain caused BY
, the ailments and
pains peculiar to the
sex, and the labor
and worry Of rearing
T.~.St1 NAA~
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22
Goes Oouch HaIsan

When we do not give according to our
means we do according TO our meanness.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22

s'You think you know it all, don't your
s'Meg Goodness, mol I'm married.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22

True greatness has no need TO carry a
tag to attract attention to itself.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22

"Hanson's Magic Corn Sa1ve."
Warranted to cure or money refunded. Ask you
druggist for it. Price Is cents.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22

A full moon reflects one three thousandth
part of the SUMS light
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22

"a Cup of Parks Ten at night pove
the bowels In the morning.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22
of Mohawk. Lane Co.,

well nights and that bad nervous feeling aud The
pain in my back sooRie me. I can walk sever
al miles without getting tired. took III all three
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22

The inhabitants of Zap island, in the
Pacific. have pink hair.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22

A woman's brain clines in weight ate
the age OF 3d.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22

II the Baby is Cutting Teeth
Be sure and use that old and weltried remedy, MRS
wISsLow' SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teething.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22
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The Wabash line.

The wicked have no possessions that are
fire proof
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22

Goes Cough Balsam
Is the oldest and best. 1t will break up Cold quic
er than anything else. It Is always reliable Iry
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-03-22

EOPLEwho knew
anything, S al d
when Ii Il r ! o w
Graham married
that ''n a d c a r
| i I'll e piece"
Laura Catesford,
t h q t I Ii 9 i r
friends w o II | d
1,aratn4o1,a ppra
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-10-01
pasoka IN rnE rrLrrnosE.
Action Taken by Chicsso's Health
Commissionsr.

CHICAGO, Sept. 80. - Health
Commissioner Kerr has struck with
vigor at what he deems an abuse
and menace in the system of the
Chicago Telephone Company. Late
ly the telephone company placed
over both the public aud private
telephones in the city a notice
reading: "Place the lips directly
within the mouthpiece of the re-
ceiver" This instruction is re-
garded by :he Commissioner as in.
volving a vital danger to the pub
lie health, and, as such, to be re-
scinded speedily.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-10-01
AN EXTRAORDINARY PAsrlme.
An Alphabet That They Considered .
Pleasure Ia Learn.

Pleasure to Learn.
A general arrived from st. Petersburg
In garrison town ia the interior Of
Russia to hold an inspection Of tho
troops. After the review he stepped into
the officers mossroom, where ho noticed
on the counter row Of bottles, "a
which, instead Of the usual labels. white
tickets, with a single letter Of the al
phabet ON ench, were affixed. The bottle
stood in rank and file, aud in alphabet.
teal order.
What does this mean?' the general
asked the lieutenant who was showing
him round.
THAT is an officers charade. your
excellency," replied the officer, rather
embarrassed.
The general continued his inquiries
and elected the following information:
Each bottle contains different kind
Of liquor. At the meeting Of the officers
club one Of us mixes some of these va.
rieties in a glass so that the initials
spell name. and the older and more
experienced members Of the club, after
tasting it, guess what II is composed Of
and name the word intended
VERY original idea, " remarked the
general. "And are you able TO make a
guess Of that kind?"
''lf it is your excellency's pleasure.
/ will try" the Lieutenant replied
Tho general went to the counter and
mixed glass. while the officer stood at
the other end Of the room with his face
to the wall.
"Now, guess what this means, " said
the general as he handed the glass to
the officer.
The latter drank it at one gulp,
smacked his tongue and replied:
THAT was Anna, your excollency. 4"
"Bravop' exclaimed the general at
eequires lot of practice, chr"
Your excellency, Anna is easy
enough, but there is a captain in our
corps who can even guess 'Nebuchadnez.
zar Tit Bits.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-10-01
WILLIAMS ART GALLERY,

Having resumed business and taken
advantage of the past two weeks to
renovate our studio we are better pre-
pared than ever to fill orders for views
of ancient Hawaii and, of the stirring
events of the late troubles. Portraits
of The leading characters speciality.
Our portrait department is open for
engagements, and our work, as in the
past will be up to all of the modern ad-
vancements in our line.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-10-01
KIND WORDS FOR HAWAII.
aosros rsrrR uRoEs AssIsrAscE
TO rnE cAaLE pRoJuCr.
An "AmerIcan provinee"- Importance Of
the Naval station Miii,ary Com
alteration.

Now, however, the time has
come to acknowledge the inevitable.
American courage, enterprise and
perseverance have made Hawaii
substantially an American province.
1t may not be necessary for us
directly to undertake the task OF
governing it. Formal annexation
just now would be impracticable,
even il it were desirable. But 1t is
important and imperative to recog-
nize Hawai's peculiar relations
to us in an emphatic way,
and TO do all we legiti-
mately can to strengthen the
present American government in
Honolulu. We can do this by
keeping an American cruiser con-
stantly in Honolulu harbor, as, in
deed, has been our practice for many
years. We can go further than this
and assist in the construction OF a
telegraphic cable from Our own
coast to the islands. The Hawaii
an Government has just voted an
annual subsidy of S4o, 900 for
such cable. The American COM
pany which desires to lay and
maintain it seeks an additional sub
sidy OF $26o, 600 from the United
States. The money should by all
means be granted. Such an ex-
penditure is amply warranted on
military considerations alone, as
providing means of communication
with our naval station at Pearl har-
Dor. 1t is warranted in the interests
of future commerce. Honolulu is a
regular port of call for lines of Amer
ican mail steamers for Austria
liza and the Orient. Great Britain's
interests in Hawaii are not one
tenth Of our own, and yet British
subsidized cable company has
sought a connection with the
islands. But the Hawaiian Govern
ment naturally prefers that the
cable should run to American
shores and have an American man
agement.
The appropriation necessary oI
lay the cable should be promptly
voted by the new Republican Co l.
gresS. If President Cleveland. in a
spirit of vindictive partisanshio,
vetoes it, let him take the response
bility. His stupid, unpatriotic act
will be only another heavy mill
stone about the neck of an admins
tration which is already sunk deeply
into misfortune and shame.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-10-01

~ hat sort of an establishment is that
across the wayf"
They teach drawing, music and dane
ing"
"a young ladies' seminary"
mo, dentists parlor. Texas Siftings
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-10-01

Gentleman Ito house agent)-The great
disadvantage is that the house is so damp.
House gent-DisadvantaRe, siri Ad-
vantage, | call it. In case of fire it wouldn't
be 80 likely to burni-Tit. Bits.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-10-01

The building papers are /, 2, 8, and 4
ply. They come in rolls, each roll con-
tanning 1000 square feet. They are
water proof, acid and alkali proof and
vermin proof. A house lined with build
ing paper is far cooler than one that is
not. There is also cheaper grade of
paper adapted for use under mating
keeping out insects.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-10-01
HONOLULU, July Goth, 1895.

MEssRs. w. G. IRWIN & Co., LTD.
GENTLEMEN:-In reply to your in
quiry as to how the Ideal Roof Paint
you sold me lasted; would say that !
painted the roof of my house 12 months
ago with your Red Ideal Roof Paint,
and lind 1t is as fresh and bright in ap'
pearance today as when first applied
looking as well as others lately painted
with other paints. I am more thar
satisfied.
J. G. ROTHwELL.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-10-01

What makes them call that particular
style Of verse 'blankf" asked the girl who
always wants TO know something.
Because" replied the young man.
that's the condition in which it leaves your
mind. nd."-Washington Star
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-10-01

To ebonize wood soak IL for two days in
warm alum water If the article happens
to be table or something quito as large,
smooth and clean 1t carefully, then with a
brush apply the hot alum water as often
as possible for two days. Then boil hand
ful of logwood chips in quart of water
until 1t measures only pint. Put in this
piece of indigo as big as bean and ap-
ply the liquid hot, using a brush. This
will make tho wood q violet color. Apply
this three times, waiting each time for IL
to dry. Boil little verdigris in some vim
sgar and give coat of that Let the wood
stand three days, then polish well with a
chamois skin and varnish. New York
Telegram.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-10-01

The administration of the oath, as in civil
cases, is of high antiquity. Then shall an
oath Of the Lord be between them both
that he has not put his hand into his neigh
boris goods" See Exodus xxi, IL. Swear
ing on the gospels" was first used in the
gear 52S, The first oath administered in
judicial proceedings was by the Saxons in
the year 900. The words 80 help me God
and all the saints" concluded an oath down
10 1550.-St. Louis Republic.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-10-01

BERLIN, Sept. I9.--The engage
ment Of Miss Marion Edison,
daughter of Thomas A. Edison, to
Lieutenant Oezer of Chemnitz is
announced. Miss Edison has been
studying in Germany for several
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-10-01

NEW YORK. Sept. Io.-A special
to the JNorH from Tangier, Moroc-
CO, says that the cholera is still
spreading. There were eighteen
deaths reported in twenty-fcur
hours. The disease is also working
southwark into Africa.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-10-01
J. g. ROTHwELL

Have you leaky gutter2 II you
have, make it perfectly clean and dry,
apply god coat Of No. 8 P. and b.
Paint over the leaky spots; then take Q
piece Of stout Manila paper, or piece
Of common cotton cloth, paint it well on
both sides; lay it over the first coat, CIV
ing the whole a final coat, and there
will be no more leak there. Or II the
whole gutter is bad, make 1t clean and
Dry, and apply paste Of P. q B. Paint
and Portland Cement.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-10-01

Professor MuybridRe, the artist who
first succeeded in photographing an ami
NAL on the run or on the jump, writes his
first name Eadweard. This Is odd, but
there Is man in West Virginia who writes
his thus: Llewellyn Pbtholognyrrh His
given name is not hard to read, but the
other is puzzler until you take 1t to pieces
and determine the sounds Of the letters
and combinations by the following words;
Phth, In phthisic; olo, in colonel; gn. in
cologne; yrrh, in myrrh. h.-Harper's Young
People.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-10-01
KRAJEWSKI
CANE CRUSHER
TEsTIN1ONIALss

Increased amount Of daily Work. Owing to
the limited capacity OF our boiling house we
have to drive the Crusher slow, but II neces-
with it.
Labor Sdpihu. We save three men at the
mills.
The trash II rery drB and can always supply
us with plenty of steam without the use of
eithea wood or coal.-Faithfully yours,
j. w. COLViLLE. Manager.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-09-27

THE TWO ARMIES.

AS lite's amending column pours,
Two marshaled hosts are seen,--
Two armies on the tramped shores
That Death flows dark between.
One marches to the drum beats roll,
The wide mouthed clarions bray,
And bears upon crimson scroll,
"Our glory is to STAY"
One moves in silence by the stream,
With sad, yet watchful eyes,
Calm as the patient planets CLEAN
That walks the clouded skies
Along its front no sabres shine,
No blood red pennons wave;
Its banner bears the single line,
"our duty is TO save"
For these the sculptor's laurcled bust,
The builders marble piles,
The anthems pealng DER their dust:
Through long cathedral aisles
For these the blossom, sprinkled turf
That floods the lonely graves
When Spring rolls in her sea green surf
In tlowery foaming waves,
Two paths lead upward from below,
And angels wait above,
And count each burning life drops flow,
Each falling tear of Love.
While Valor's naughty champions wait
Til all their scars are shown,
Love walks unchalenged through the gate
To sit beside the Thronel
-OIiDer WendeH Holmes.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-09-27

Adjoins Garrett Park, :" on the Metropol-
itan Branch OF b, h o. Railroad, lies on
public road leading from "Garreu Park" to
the public road running from Rockville to
Wheaton On the Brookeville and Washington
turnpike, miles from the former aud mile
from the latter place, fronts on both roads
land adapted to the growth Of cereals, fruits
and roots, no buildings covered with pine
and other woods, only Il few hundred yards
from Garrett Park" depot, highly improved
country around it, commands a view Of the
surrounding country in all directions and
beautifully adapted for frst-class farm for
grapery and fruit growing.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-09-27

Senator Palmer tells a story about an
Illinois farmer who for several years had
been selling him wood for SO cord.
"This year" said Senator Palmer, "ho
came TO me with load, and told him
that did not want IT, lie offered il at
So n cord still refused, and he wanted
to know why would not take ii at 81.
| told him | was using soft coal. for
which | paid $l37 ton. Gosh 7 he
exclaimed, i heard you was trying To
demonetize silver, and now you arc try
ing to defuclizo wood I"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-09-27
CABINET-MAKING
AND
R il II a IRIN G..
IN ALL IT'S BRANCHES.

TNHE undersigned, having a suitable shop,
Il is prepared to do the following work in
thoroughly practical manner Making new
parts and otherwise repairing, scraping pol
ishing and uphoIstering all kinds and grades
of Furniture. Baby Carriages, Trunks, vi
ohns AID Bows and all kinds of Musical In
slruments repaired. Gaming Chairs and re-
pairing all kinds of Cane Furniture Mat
tresses made over in sections Ticks renewed
and new ones made to order. Euameling
Iron or Wood Furniture; Ebonizing, Gid
ing, Bronzing, &c.
Samples Of Upholstery goods always on
hand and cost given before work is DONE
Old Mahogany Furniture n specially.
can give best of reference from those for
whom | have done work. Satisfaction in all
cases or no charge. Terms moderate
Place of business, Perry street, next to the
office of Talbot h Prettyman, east OF Court
House, Rockville, Md.
Thankful for past patronage, ! respectfully
solicit continuance of the same.
oct l3-ly G. @. GRIFFIN.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-09-27
Lot No, 2, IS ACRES,

Fronts on Washington, Colesville and Ash
ton turnpike, IL miles from Washington,
more than hall the land covered with fine
thrifty oak, hickory, chestnut and poplar,
the balance covered with fine merchautable
pine, well watered, the projected Electro,
Railroad 10 Ashton passes through ii; land
productive and suited to all cereals, fruits
and vegetables, the timber suited to build.
ing purposes and in the market would more
than return the purchase money.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-09-27

"Pm glad you came" said the mos
quito II have been nearly worked to
death
"Well, you can get good rest,
now" answered the fly. ~ take care
Of him till he gets ready to get up"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-09-27

Don't you think that for an ugly
man Junkette is awfully vain since be
came back from his vacation p
Eyes, but you know be was ut
summer resort for three weeks and was
the only man there
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-09-27

When first took hold Of this place, .
said the new proprietor of the grocery
store on the corner, sit was doing ab.
solutely nothing. and now the bnsiner.
has doubled"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-09-27

IIe-Miss Perrymoad, whlo | may
not be tho man Of your choice at this
moment, yet venture to hope
She--l can only be n sister
"As | was saying. Miss Perrymead,
while | may not DO your choice, don't
want you - forgot me when tho time
comes for you to look for chance in
stead of choice"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-09-27

"Bliggin's wife ia quite linguist."
Eyes. She's highly accomplished. And
she's never content. She is always try
ing to get beyond what she has already
done" "What has she undertaken
now p "Sbe's learning the language in
which baseball is described in the news
papers
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-09-27

"They tell me your wife is a new
woman, said the lean man with the
yellow vest. "Of course, | suppose il
is rather tender subject" "Oh, I
amt worryin'," said the fat man.
"Sbe's all right She licked the hired
girl yesterday for burning tho steak"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-09-27

After the passage in Georgia of the
severe laws against gambling. Judge
Dooley was very rigid in their enforce
ment. At the close Of a session of the
Superior Court the Judge had retired to
rest. but the noise of faro table in the
adjoining room disturbed him so much
that he got up, dressed and won't In aud
told them he had tried all legal methods
to break them up and had failed, and
now he was determined to adopt another
plan Before the night had closed be
broke the bank and told tho parties to
clear out and be more careful in the
future how they interfered with the
court.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-09-27

Mrs. White-"I told Mrs. Green
about my troubles last evening. You
do not think she will tell them TO any
one else do your Mrs. CRAZY
don't know. She makes no secret Of
her age, you know; and woman who
will tell her age will tell anything"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-09-27
PROPERTY OWNERS,
ATTENTION.!

TIME Directors of the Frederick County
Mutual Fire Insurance Company would
inform the owners of property in Montgom-
cry county that they are willing to insure all
classes of good property Except millsl at as
reasonable rates rs can be given 10 success
fully conduct the insurance business with
safety to the company and the insured.
Every policy-holder becomes member OF
the company. Being entirely mutual, we
think our rates are rs low as can be given to
secure protection and success.
EH- Persons wanting information will
please call on or address either OF the follow
ing named persons who are our duly author
lied Agents:
II. Clay Hull Frederick, Md; Frank Hig.
gins, Rockville; s. D. Waters, Burnt Mills /;
James S. Windsor, Jamestown; John Il
Williams. Pooesville; John W. Whiteside,
BrOokeville.
DIRECTORS:
Thomas Gorsuch, Charles w Ross,
W Irving Parsons, Thomas f. Pope,
Lewis S. Clingan, James II. Gambrll,
John c. Hardt, Benjamin Brown,
George W. Miller, George A Gilbert,
VIM. g. 8irely, Thomas II. Halter
THOMAS G0RSUCH, Pres't.
II. CLAY HULL, Sec'v and Treas.
p. o. address, Frederick, Md.
nov l6-ly
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-09-27
Real Estate i!
FOR SALE.
Lot No. l, l19 ACRES.

TIME undersigned offers at private sale the
Il following desirable tracts Of land
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-09-27

Wood a'hss is the hes. fertilizer for
grapes.