New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-18
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Mary Bosen Key Brown, colored. who died me
other day in Bradford County. Penn. was the wife
az Philip Key. a slave Of Francis Scott Key, the
author of The Star Spanged Barrier
A Long-Felt Want.-"ThereN be big dena,n3
for the stuff as soon as the puohc heats u H.
said the hopeful inventor.
"Fireproof whskers for sunday-scnool san's
Clauses "-Qndanapolis journal.
Rockford Qll) man has invented typewri'er
no larger than a watch, on which ne says II
possible TO write faster than with the PEN
ANOTHER IDOL SHATTERED.
Now doth the so-caled busy bee
Have matters pretty sheH' --.S
She lives honey months and months
Anu Ne'' ~ Il. A. W Bulletin
Colonel Robert c. Ingersoll is the innocent cause
of a lively dispute between the faculty ana the
students OF the State University of Missouri al
Columbia Some time ago the senior law class &C.
c!ded to invite the Colonel 10 deliver an ADDRESS
az the next commencement The faculty at once
declared that the invitation must be recalled as II
would never do to have with Colonel niger
SOILS views on religion thus recognized in an M
s.ltuton OF the State The class says that II WI.
not recall the invitation. and the college Is al
torn up over the question
OF Some yaue.Pub Docs are OF some value a' Ie5
all. The State OF NewJersey has Just So qsa,s Nv
Some of the volumes cost the State 50 eacn lo'
printing and binding.-(Chicago News
The bicycle face has become old story and
now in some parts of Europe the Observation-Disclosures
face has just been noted. II this thing goes on We
may expect to hear of a special face" for almost
every trade and occupation. 1t is little singular
by-the-way that no one has ever spoken OF the
commuters face. and yet 1t is even more marHea
than the expression OF the cycst. To see II IN us
perfection just begin telling Jersey commuter
story when he is starting at 4:Sl p m. TO eaten
4:35 boat.
Too Much.-while fully apprseiatng the m any
complimentary things said by The Philadelphia Tel
egraph' about ST. Louis as a convention cIty, We
Phladephia of the West."-(St. Louis Republic
Professor j. McIvor Tyndall the Mystic, OF Los
Angeles, CAL is to be buried alive January
T. aud will remain buried for thirty days. Many
real estate men, says The Express OF last
week. have called on him end the location OF mo
burial ground will be decided and made known
during the coming week. Two we.-known resau-
rant men have already invited Professor TyndAi
first meal after his thirty days interment'
and numbers OF people viii without doubt wateh
the resurrected Tyndall II II he is ever ape "
eat after 50 many days lingering In me JAWS u
death The outcome of this great Indian adep'
test will be watched with interest. Professor Tyh-
dali has made will leaving all OF his property ~
the newspaper workers of Los Angeles.
How the Iron Entered His soul.--The Hamlet o.
the Ghost, while Polonius and Laertes were p'ay,s
checkers for the drinks and refused 20 make up or
their parts until their two weeks back pa! VIZ,
forthcoming and Ophelia was In tears over the ie"
ana unexpected loss OF nearly pint OF paste U'A'
monds
ladies and gentlemen said the manager step
ping In front OF the curtain and addressing the sea-
tered auditors before him, Il regret 10 say tna'
owing to circus tantrums. over which nave no con
troll there Will be no performance. etc, etc-tOh'-
cago Tribune
The truck farmers around Norfolk Va. according
to General $. ID. Grover make about s?,OoG0
year. II know OF one man." he adds. 'who makes
a clear profit OF 5000 year produce shipped
to the Northern markets. mostly kale and spinach
Norfolk Is improving all the time and her fuIure
IL as bright as any city in the South. The sou'"-
ern Railway recognized her many points o, 81.
periority, as was shown by locating the prineipai
Atlantic terminus Of the system there. and the ae-
QUESTION OF valuable property. Besides the sou'a-
ern Will put on line Of boats that will be
great addition TO the shipping Interests OF the
port"
West Virginia. the mountain state. is full OF m
teresting characters Back OF the rather &f1sto,
yet disturbed by the onward march OF civilization,
a wel-known politician was canvassing throaNSa
that section for votes. when he anne TO caoin
where young woman holding man on inc
ground by his ears
Done got enough?' she asked -
i give II up he said. Then the girl released INC
man. who went away. looking very much abashed'
What's the troube?' inquired the politician
{uss axed me ter marry I'm. an I've alius sara
oo Wsunnt marIy any man could Thop n ~ en,
round hyar an OF 'em amt any good ;
70! I'm AL about II. an | didn wan, Ter wnoR
s ss Sn much but he less went down soon 90 r as
! KANT abide hayin no man that amt mo u
man than me."-(Washinston Star