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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
Protect Your Wife and Children

The best and surest way to do this is
to take a policy which will pay your heirs
a regular income for any number of years.
or any amount you wish to give them.
THE TRAVELLERS INSURANCE COM
PANY
issues such policies at ONE HALF the
cost of ordinary life insurance rates. Your
family viii receive more benefit from this
policy than from any other one, and there
is no chance Tor any one to speculate witt
the money which you leave for vour wife
and children to live on. Investigate this
1t costs you nothing. Henry l. Seelnann,
supervising agent, Bay and Drayton.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
ENGAGED FOR TO-MORRow.
Any Number of Gentlemen Invited to
FIJI 1t.

Consider yourself engaged to call at
our store in the morning to take a look
at the artistic work we are turning out
in our merchant tailoring establishment.
You will also see the largest and the
finest line of cassimers and worsteds that
have ever been on exhibition in this city.
Our prices will be low enough. There's
no tailor in the land making a finer suit
than we do for 5000. It's not a shoddy,
thrown together suit, but a well made,
substantial and first-class fashionable
tailor made suit. Our cutter has no
equal in the south. Remember the en-
gagement. Appel & Schaul, Merchant
Tailors.-ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
BARBERs TO MAKE A KICK.
some of Them Want to Observe sun
day-Others Do Not.

day-Others Do Not.
Some OF the Savannah BARRIERS who
observe the Sunday closing law are
making another strenuous kick on those
who keep their back doors open Sun
day, attracting those with long boards
that need clipping or chins that need
shaving Just like the back door of the
open barrooms does the man with a
thirst.
They have made several protests
against the inequity of the situation, but
so far they have not succeeded in clos
ing up the back doors of those other bar.
bershops.
One or two of the leading BARRIERS have
openly stated that they will have the
recalcitrant BARRIERS put on the docket
unless this Sunday shaving and hair
cutting business stops. They make the
claim that it INJURIES their legitimate
business, and they do not propose to
stand it any longer. SO far as the back
door barrooms are concerned, the bar
bers have no complaint to make, as
they do no business in intoxicants out
side of bay rum.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
FIFTY YEARS A HUssAR.
Veteran w. u. Farr's Half Century
in the Troop.

The Georgia Hussars held a meeting
at their armory last night for the pur-
pose of making arrangements for the en-
tertainment they are to have tomorrow
night in celebration of the 50th anniver-
sary of the membership of the troop OF
Mr.. William 3. Farr, one of the troops
best-knoWn veteran members.
Veteran Farr Joined the Hussars Sept
%, 1885, and has ever since been one or
the troops most enthusiastic privates. lie
has never been an officer in the company
but, nevertheless, there have been none
more devoted in its interests The Hus-
sars have four turn-outs, or parades ev-
cry year, and Veteran Farr never misses
one of them. The troop will go to his res
idence in a body and invite him to the
armory, where the celebration viii take
place.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
A Fireman's Wife Dead.

The funeral of Mrs. w. f. Harrell will
take place this afternoon at o'clock from
her late residence, at No. II Howard street.
Mrs. Harrelrs death occurred yesterday
morning at 9:55 o'clock after a short iii
ness. The deceased was a daughter OF
Mrs. j. Mallette of Efingham county, but
had resided in the city several years.
The sadness of her death is increased by
the fact that she leaves three little chit
dren. Mr.. Harrell is a member of the city
fire department
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
Fast Blacks at Eczstein,s.

OF course we mean our new hosiery for
ladies, men. children and infants. A great
line, price range, 1Oc, 15c, 19c, 25c, SOC, and
a tremendous line fall underwear in fiat,
ribbed, scarlet and sanitary and includ-
ing union suits, while a the notion counter
please inquire for the new ribbons the
soft bieached handkerchiefs. Prices will
be found attractive at Eckstein's, 135
Broughton street.-ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22

The Young Mems Christian Association
has secured new general secretary, Mr..
H. Johnson, of Columbia, S. c. Mr.. John
son is son of Rev. Mr.. Johnson Of
Charleston, and has record for success
full Young Mems Christian Association
work. He will take charge of the Sa-
Vannah association in a short time
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
sexton Held for the Superior Court.

Chester Sexton, the white man arrested
for forging the name of Capt. 7. NJ. Fleet
wood, was turned over to the superior
court by Recorder Wilson yesterday morn
ing. The evidence against Sexton was
conclusive. He made no defense. bur ar-
knOWledged his crime. Sexton is we'll
connected, but has given his relatives a
great deal of trouble. They have helDe0
him out of several scrapes, but as he
has continued to go from bad to worse
il is likely that they viii let the Law,
Ialra its Onnrsa-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
Getting i'm shape at Eckstein's.

The new store at 1876 Broughton street
is now in order-everything looks new and
bright, and a beautiful array of new fall
and winter goods has just been opened.
Come and see the new prints, outings,
satines ginghams, percales, flannels and
EiderdoWns and while you are here don
forget to see the largest stock Of table
linens in the citX Eckstein, sd.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
For Resisting an officer.

Charles Grant, colored. was sentenced
to ten days in Jail by Recorder Wilson
yesterday morning for cursing b. Weitz
in his place of business and resisting the
arresting officer.
Richard King was fined IS for going to
sleep on . stoop on Price street while
Intoxicated
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
Cnpt. TnIiaferro Twice Honnreh-

Capt. Charles c. Taliaferro, formerly of
this city. was nominated by the democrats
of Orange county, Virginia. last week to
represent them in the legislature, which is
tantamOunt to an election, and on tho
day following he was married. The bride
was Mrs. Wilkinson. The ceremony was
performed at Capt. Taliaferro's residence
near Rapidan.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
A bright Lad Conc.

Willie Dorcher, the u-year-old son of
Mrs. ]. II. Dorcher, who died last week
after an Illness of four days, at his moth
er's home on Henry street, was an unus-
ually bright lad. He was taken i'll with
meningitis. From the first there was little
hope for his recovery. His funeral was
largely attended and his grave was COW
cred with flowers.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
CITY BREvITIEs.

Rev. DR.. Hinton, presiding elder viii
preach at Wesley Monumental church TO-
night. Rev. I. II. Thomson will preach
this morning. Rev. Mr.. Williams will
preach in Pooler tonight.
Mr. George o. Hussey will give a Bible
reading on the 1.-TWO Ways the Chris
tian Way and the Sinners Way" in
the Young Mems Christian Association
rooms this afternoon at 6 O'Clock
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22

The gymnasium class of the Catholic Ii
brary Association will resume work about
the middle of next month. Prof. Lyon.
who is north on his vacation, is expected
back Oct /. The class was handicapped
last season by the lack of shower bath.
This equipment viii be added shortly. the
order having heen given for a showe~
bath with gas-heating attachment The
equipment of the gymnasium will then be
complete
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
Cnrh.

For nervous and sick headaches. ind,-
gestion, biliousness and constipa ton (of
which I have been a great sufferer1 !
have never found medicine that would
give such pleasant. prompt and perman-
ent relief as Dr. Mozley's Lemon Elixir
j. F. Sawtell. Griffin, Ga.
Publisher Morning Call.-ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
KID Gloves at Eckstein,s.

Gustave Eckstein & Co. are the sole
agents for the celebrated "Roeckrs' kid
gloves, a full assortment blacks. street
colors and evening shades now open. Every
pair warranted. Price range, 81, $50 and
81. Sc Eckstein's new store, at No. 1876
Broughton street.-ad
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22

son, the Oldest daughter of the late
Col. Thomas II. Dawson, who recently
died at her residence in this city. was
a woman Of rare and lovely character.
Gentle and retiring m manner, her sweet
ness Of disposition was accompanied by
much Of energy ana activity of mind
and character, making her indeed the
prop and mainstay of her dear ones. She
leaves a husband, and a daughter of rs
years, an only child, to console each
other while mourning their loss.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
TO MINE GOLD IN AFRICA.
A savannah Man Going to the Cape
Town Mines.

Mr.. t. B. Hodges, who has been for
several years employed in the auditing
department of the Central railroad, will
leave the city in about two weeks for At
RIGA. Mr.. Hodges has a nephew in the gold
mining business at Johannesburg, South
Africa, which is several hundred miles
north of Cape Town, who has written
him to come out there and 90 into busi-
ness with him. MIR. Hodges will have
quite a long trip, as he viii go by the
way of New York and either Liverpool,
or London. TO Cape Town, and then into
the interior
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
Leads Them All.

The policies of life insurance issued by
the Mutual Benefit Life Insurance Com
pany of Newark. n. J., are the most profit
able and attractive. People who consider
their interest and have investigated these
plans find them the best in the world. This
company leads them all. A. L. Shelman
is the special agent.-ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
The Modern Renuty

Thrives on good food and sunshine, with
plenty Of exercise in the open air. Her
form glows with health and her face
blooms with its beauty. If her system
needs the cleansing action of a laxative
remedy, she uses the gentle and pleasant
liquid laxative, Syrup OF Figs.-ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
New Dress Goods at Eckstein's.

All this seasons novelties are now ready
for inspection lovely line of new black
goods; all the new spots, dashes, frizzes,
curly boncles, crepons, are here represent
ed. Price range 10c to $500 a yard Eek
STEMS now at 1876 Broughton street.-ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
Cheap ROUND Trip Rates TO Atlnntn

Account of the exposition the Central
railroad is now selling round trip tickets
to Atlanta at the following rates:
$685.. limit seven days; 1920 limit fifteen
days; 1920, limited to Jan. T. 1896 AMY
Bull street.-ad -
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22

Concord Lodge. No. Il. of odd Fellows.
the new lodge recently instituted, will
hold meeting Thursday night, for the
purpose Of initiating the new members
There are about 100 applicants.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
Going ont of RusiDcss

Our entire stock of pianos. organs, small
instruments, music, toys, stationery and
fancy goods must be sold by Oct. l. Now
is your chance to buy cheap. Schreiner's
Music and Toy House.-ad
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
stole His Tronsers.

Richard Page was arrested last night
by officer scully at the request of Joe
Arnold, who charged Page with stealins
a pair of pantaloons from him a month
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22

Mrs. p. ]. Golden arrived on the City of
Augusta last evening. She brought with
her one of New York's most expert mil
liners.-ad
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
THE RECORD OF THE WAY CASE
1t Makes 2zO Pages of Type written
Matter

The brief of evidence in the Way In
surance cases was completed yesterday,
and is one of the most voluminous records
the city court has seen in long time.
1t contains 30 pages of closely typewrit-
ten matter, and even with that two-thirds
Of the evidence was left out by mutual
consent of the parties at interest. me
motion for new trial viii be argued with
in short time
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22

Probabilities for sunday-Generally fair,
southeasterly winds.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22

Hoods Pills become the favorita catbar-
tic with every one who tries them d
cents per box.-ad
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-22
EvcrN,rhere Nc 90

We find some one who has been cured nv
Hoods Sarsaparilla, and people on All
hands are praising this great medicine
for what it has done for them and tbe,r
friends. Taken in time Hoods Sarsans.
rila prevents serious illness by IeepinE tbo
blood pure and all the organs in a healfby
condition. 1t is the great blood purifier
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-10-03
CLEANED IN RAILROAD CIRCLES.

TnERE were 1914 miles of railway in
operation in Spain in 1894, an increase
of 279 miles over 1898.
Owing to the many accidents t. per-
IONS riding on them the roof seats on
the ears used in the suburban trains of
the Paris railroads are to be sup
pressed.
PERSIA wishes to build a railroad
from Teheran to Tabriz and thence to
a point on the trans-Caucasian railroad.
and has asked the Russian government
to send engineers to survey the route.
OK the London District railway, by
an automatic mechanism, the nam of
each station is nov shown in every ear
rage before the station is reached.
This was made necessary by the fact
that on the stations themselves the
names are completely lost by the adj
v~ertisements that cover the walls, yet
the cost of the improvement is to be
met by surrounding the names hat are
shown by the machine with more adj
vertisements.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-10-03
Snort MISCELLANEOUS SCRAPS

o. " cAsTLE. Of Chicago. injured Ids
ihroat with pots.b when be nss eight
years old Since that time. sixteen
yesrs 60. he has been unable 20 eat
,Dih food. and lives almost entirely On
nDiIk
A yoLDTsG chair caused q lsDenizble
accident 90 Floyd REiDshardi. 0f Man
ava. Wis He yzs closing IL when two
fingers u his right hand we're caught
and clezniy cut % a. the 5oiDt&
YsAsE ROGgEs. Of Niagara. Ontario.
Disguised himself A. a ghost aud tried
20 srlgbten an italian. The latter
dashed q pltcbfork AZ the ghoet. aud
one Of the tines entered Rogers eye.
penetrating the brain, and killing him
Tgg sting 81 a bee. when compared
with the point ~ q EBe needle. under q
powerful microscope, H. hardly dir
cernibie. The point Of the needle ap-
pears 10 be about an inch IN diameter.
IN ~ aid that there are in the state
81 Kansas twenty peli-built towns
wiibopt a single Inhabitant, and that
ssrstoga. ia that state. NOW absolutely
nbinhablted. has among other build.
ings q ts0.Ooo theaier.
Ma WkLggB, Of sebree, Ky. while
walking IN a helS. struck his foot
against "a ranrod sticking about one
inch above the ground. lie dug in the
spot. and At n depth Of xix feet found q
ing which contained I've hundred dol.
Iars Ia gold coin.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-10-03
OF rnresesr TO rre ARTISTS.

Arr. W Proyepck. has sus4 erected .
ststse 20 PeResc. who. la she sven
seerfb eenfnrF fntsDduoed into Franc
the Ang0rs eat, tbe oies1cer snc the
Iarge-lesred myrtle.
LogD ROsEsJs. - Ksndsbss. Il q
have . brsss Hoonusnsoi a. Cslcsits
while be - yet alive. EeTeD Olofssh-
iooed brsss m~sHHielO4dfng cannon
have {sss beeS IN; 20 India from Lea
don for TIE stsias.
asrtTrE 81 sienens and he f1snS
ueimhosfz. sitter de oadei 81 tia; ~
tie bnNbers HurDboldt sn froot q the
Berlin university. s. 80 be ~; up is
ChsrtOe:snSsrg before The tschniesi
high sebDyl
IL The Paris ekafnsfr ~ Deputies q
frese0 has come % light representing
LOUSs Philippe and his eOgrt ~ ;bs
o7eriDy 81 che hrss Legislative sessto1-
Dsrfnz ne revolution 81 1853 Il vas
eoooesisd ~ tapestry h~sngings- and
its e1isaeDee wac tVrgoaten Du Il be,
esnDe necessary lately ~ repair Ste
tspetsry. and Il wa taken 1Ossn, re
sssiiny The piraurs-
NAssuPrcEsT -. 81 nine hupdrs5
6rspfngs w "a Dsssers. eDllee,ed b.
Malcolm. has Just beea seguirs5
~ fhe British r1aseun foe one hundred
and twenty-five tb0usspd dollars giTes
~ ths g-0Ter5aDent The collection
nss fb0sghf w the nsseDros authorities
snd tie experts ~e1pLOyed ~ he treas
cry Il, ~ worth a. least two hnsdree
Thousand do7lsr1 Aisoss; The lss. Oh
eEs5 act - SIR william Hsreogrz Bss e
eo1ses; so the grant
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-10-03

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- enorn - norh % So 1~tsar-e@As sr8
sass vii = -o-s salfor- AZ rsassle.
srg wDch greafar thsr fnsT 30 ar
81 inset - erfunf 70 thcss Uho e1re
tr2Dint , flegsef- thsf e st-9rns
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rest thsi p5th g-gSer eG0rt o. UsJ ~
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currirg~1 crogfh. here a. well a. sks-
sbers. q may - i-posst3s 70 k-sp ~ a
fs8 fgrply - NsteF arc r. sgeh years.
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ard fhe vet lz-lF % sg-s q TIA s-al-
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fhe zrd ard ne Fgig-s q Moisture ca fhs
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s-gUu- q Moisture over shat ne r8w
have - make tee DCunfrT c=sra51s AID
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neesEty q 80 fse=i-g uiIs0ns rho are
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f1A ~ e. thefe Era1d 20 pa,lL i've
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lsEs r.al % Lad b EaF b. Fueh szis-
lzs1o- - NIL facilitate the rsrult
TIE bousE-ez1 AzE heels 70 - 70
zrDeEdad tnzt asEh settler Eho razy sf-e-
after sertte Oh a-T ~ these isnAs shall
tffofe - secures Ute. pay Or sd1lliaa %
the usual fees and asnusssiOnF ne fsm
q = cS1-E peT are. n labor or rCrsr. -
rs cthlseflon- - , c-DnsfrucfiOn % r.s-
erVClrH ~ Gzrus or the cfaeks. ~ ia
the, r-DnstructlOn q smsu axes q nater
On his lard Or IN TIRE vicinity. sE nsV ne
determined ~ : ~eO-npetent erxfrser. ArsG
that q compliance wffh This lat uars1
reqolsernsDt shah e1ritie that cisss Of
SETTLERS rho have made their ho-nesse.a
s1fry % any portion q these lands, 10 I'll
fhe benefits u such prOviE5O1 without the
psFruent % the cash provision row re-
qgffsd - Law 50 reference 20 one portion
% these Lancs- lying ia ths territory Of
Again The isgiziziures Of the states and
territories Interested should promptly
TAKE the steps 70 sscon1 the action Of the
general government And The pres
should come boldly 70 the front and en-
tighten the people. and 10 all shat can be
70 Ee1lre a united and converted
action on Eons such plan o. q better one.
TIE settlers who are % deeply inter-
sstsd should be ready 10 act the!r part
pFOnntlv. either 81 z concerted manner. or
- that sunof BE- attained. then act a.
l-nfeps21snt localities for their 0xn and
The task proposed IS 4 great one. and
hence should NOT be underesfimzted; but
81 - not greater than the sklu and energy
and appliances that can be rn~arthaIed for
its ~consvmafton With q proper effort.
Every khOyn lsy Of our physical globe
20 Tar a. can be seen. a. ~ The interest OF
man, and they invite him TO assist nature
and redeem these r1ch lardg
EalS, ge2r. zrd. Is.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-10-03

To Sauelch "A Prize Fight.

AUSTIN. Tex, Sept. 2L-Gov. Culber-
son last night issued a proclamation
calling a special session of the legis;a.
ture for October !, hat will be re.
quired TO pass a1aw that will knock
the Corbett-F itzsimmons prize fight
into a cooked hat. The governor
issued the proclamation at midnight,
after a lengthy consultation with his
cabinet, and gives the reason for his
action that in the present condition
OF the law the fight managers are liza.
BILE TO pull off the fight while the
courts are rowing over it; that the
chief justice Of the court Of crimina,
appeals has ruled against the state,
and now there is a mandamus case
pending In the supreme court that may
20 in an entirely differentline, thus rails.
ing u conflict between the two highest
courts in the state.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-10-03
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The iaany, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by mos, promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of tine pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax.
alive; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bosels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup Of Figs il for jale by all drug
gists in Soc and 81 bottles, bat it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-10-03
SENS OF HUMoR AND SATIRE.

SHK (dreamily) - only fancy -
month from to-day we shall be mar
red" He (absentlyl-'Well, let's be
happy while we an.T-Illustrated Bits.
JoSEs-"T've noticed one thing about
Philadelphia" Brown-"Whatis that?"
''One can run down there most any
week day and spend a Sunday."-Puck.
PIANO TUSER-"Good day, madam; /
.ame { o tune your piano" Pianist
But | did not send for you" Piano
Tuner-'I know. but your next-door
ueighbor did."-Memphis Seimeter.
EDDfE-"I amt afraid; ! kicked old
Bankers bulldog yestiddy." Neddy-
''Humph; I've been in a graveyard
after dark" Teddy-'That's nothin';
! play on the trolley tracks every day"
Chicago Record.
THE VEINS of Milo didn't need ex-
%ercise," protested the husband. "Shc
didn't wear boomers. She didn't ride
any bicycle" "Of curse she didn't
ride any bicycle" was the scornful re-
ply. ''She didn't have any hands to
hold on with.H-Washington Star.
Az autograph hunter was very anx
ious to get the signature of a certain
famous but inaccessible professor, but
did not know what to do. Nothing
easier" said a friend. Write him an
invitation to tea, and you will prompt
ly receive a note declining it."-FlIe-
gende Blaetter Kolender, 1896.