The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-04-15
HEARD ON THE SIDE.

Sergeant Wire, of the police force.
has thus far escaped wearing the
chevrons which distinguish his col
leagues. Harry Ford and Pop"
Esiinger from tine other members OF
the force" 1t is intimated that WIRE
and ..Pop'' do not take kindly 10 TINS
innovation. They appear TO peueEs
tbata neat little band at the cum
would have been distinction enough
Ford. however, carries his honors easy.
In connection with police insignia, u
is suggested that II mlntafy I monpIan
is to prevail, that Captain Donovan
wear the bars of a captain, while Chle1
pratt dons the eagles of colonel
THE EXPRESSED intention on the part
of the members of the county court 10
straighten the crooked paths from tne
Northeast and southeast corners OF the
grounds to the building nt; ne
awaiting action. In the mednt.ine
neonIe who cross the grounds after
nieht save distance by cutting across
tbe lawn to the great detriment OF the
p-rass Attorney Whittemore declares
that after going from his ONCE 10 the
building he does not know Wnether ne
is approaching or leaving, the walk II
so cratic.
San Francisco has just captured
defaulting police court clerk VINO came
hack in disguise This incident re-
minds one that Salt Lake city mas
Similar offender against the MAJESTY
of the law roaming around somewhere
waiting to be apprehended.
The rider of the pale horse was not
IN it with Hymen last week, ACCORDING
TO the report of the board of health
The deaths were twelve in number,
while the births were siXty-eight. This
is increasing the population with an
energy which is comm endable IN the
extreme.
One young man in this city is glad
that the search lights are going away.
1t happened in this way: The father
of the young lady to whom he is pay
ing his respects to is not in any way
''stuck on his shape" and meetings are
conducted under difficulties A few
nights ago, the weather being warm,
he filled an appointment with ms lady
love at the front gate. AS there is no
electric light in the vicinity, the
trysting place was as dark as Satan's
waistcoat and matters were progress
sing swimmingly when the naughty
man with the search light revealed the
presence of the pair to the irate par
emit The latter descended on the
d
Is why one of the clerks at the joint
building has recently arrived at the
conclusion that it is better, from a
hygienc standpoint, TO write in the
standing position than to sit on a
chair.
Councilman OiMeara says that the
mayor made a mistake in not vetoing
the ordinance providing for the collec-
nf Oh a n Of
waiting for the contract Had this
been done. O'Meara declares, there
would have been no squabble at all.
But to provide a means for the collec-
ton of a revenue and have no way of
expanding it would have been the hight
of folly, in the opinion of the member
from the Fifth. 1t looks now as if the
that if the city is lighted that the
money will have to be paid out of the
general fund.
Volunteer Fireman Jack May wishes
that he had not attended the Sears
confagration. Jack had on his Sun
day-go- connecting suit and in his i'm
petuosity to get to the centre of tHe
difficulty at once, waded through a
pool of oil a foot deep. Any one MOTTO
ing Jacks absence from church yes
terday will please refrain from any
adverse comment
News from Gold City since the losing
of the vein 90 in the leading property
there mas been quite scarce. But it
is asserted that Boomer Hamm has
something in store for the public which
VIII set EN- afire. He will turn il
loose IN few days. In the meantirne
Duke. Hitler and Joe Smith are going
ahead declaring dividends as of old.
California Strawberries are in the
market already, but from their general
appearance the dear people will he
content tn wait a few DAYS for the
Stah product to ripen. California NAV
De all right on violets, but when II
comes TO strawberries, this brand now
can give her five points
IN the game and win easily.
Colonel Isaac Trumbo continues IN
give his political friends in the cor
vention advice in the matter Of fiS SG,i-
i s expenses of the new state. # was
ne who, in this connection. orieinataS
me phrase Low taxation means Iarea
which has become pc
axiom: Now if the convenfion Ill
only only follow out that axiom, good viii viii
Speaking of Colonel Trun,bo ro.,,-
'Sne Iaot mat he was about the biggesf
duck in the Republican puddle d nrine.
1he TRIP TO Logan on Saturday. The
uelegates from the COW counties gazed
upon uhe statesman with somethinor
AKIN TO awe until his sunshine tbaIuad
ohem out They all seem to recognize
the colonel as the coming nan &c
event of Republican success-hnt oh
there's the rub. One Republican leo
islature and one Republican constitS,-
tlonal convention has given the oeo.
pie all they want. N9''
w; II. Dickson, by the way. is not q
candidate for senatorial honors. His
name mas been mentioned by his
friends, burt Mr.. Dickson is not 70.