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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-06-28
Altogether Too Honest.

Hotel Clerk-That lawyer stopping with
us is the most honest man ever heard OF.
Landlord-Why2f
Clerk-He sits sup in a chair and sleeps
at night.
Landlord What's that got to do with
it,
Clerk-He says after his days work 10
over he doesn't think he ought to lie in
bed
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-06-28

IF the Baby Is Cutting Teeth
Re sure and use that old and weltried remedy, MRs
W1ssLow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teething.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-06-28
Low Rates East,

Southeastern Europe now has millions
of pc ople who are far less advanced than
the Japanese.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-06-28

The little canals which permeate the den
tine of tho teeth are only LIZ, 000th of an
inch in diameter.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-06-28

s sl. p 81 IS here repros 80 5,
boast oa md beautiful forms Oh aifese
a,ace. -Chautauquan.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-06-28

en- me, sIle p1g 60, a. fa,pe OF the
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
Animals In I.atb.ch,s Earthou..e.

An observer of animal life has col
1ected (our Vienna correspondent says)
number Of notes upon the behavior Of
animals during the earthquake at Lai-
bach. A railway guard observed that
some minutes before the first shock was
felt his owl, chained to- a Toulouse,
cried as if for help, and he was with it
when the earthquake began. Some for
est guards observed hares running, as il
for their lives, up a hill before the first
shock. Partridges few q long distance.
A gentleman who spent the night Of
Easter Sunday in q carriage saw the
pigeons and hawks on q tower flying
round it every time that q shock was
near. Sparrows and redbroasts also 6ut-
tered about and seemed to overcome
their fear Of men,. The most excited OF
all were the horses. They trembled long
before shock occurred, and some fell
on their knees and sides. The dogs
howled the whole night. When = shock
was near, their cries were SO strange that
they struck the ear: as something not
heard before. London News. -. .
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27

We believe our hunting laws
favor the sportsmen little too.
much. The farmer is required
to notify the hunter that he
doesn't want any hunting done
on his land, In other words he
will be obliged to keep on the
lookout and approach every hunt
ing party that comes to give them
the necessary warning or other
wise go to the expense of posting
notices in conspicuous places.
on his farm, in the former in
stance in most cases at the risk of
disturbing the temper of the
sportsman and in the latter case
often to- find the notices torn
down. Why should not the farm
er be entitled to the peacable pos.
session of his property? If any
one desires the privilege eff hunt
ing on his land: would it be more
than right that he he required. to
ask for, it: OF course, great
many of the sportsmen are
thorough gentlemen, but there is
"a class that have no respect for
the rights of anyone. ~
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
GOLD-BUG OR ANISM.

H.. S.. Hilleboe, candidate for
lieutenant governor on the Pro-
hibition ticket at the last state
election, was at the Brunswick
last evening. Mr.. Hilleboe retired
early, but before going up to his
room said that he belived the
cause of Populism was waning
and that there would be a smaller
Populist party vote this coming
campaign than ever before unless
the two old parties took a straddle
on the silver question, when the
ardent advocates of free silver
might seek relief in the ranks of
the Prohibition orPopul;st party.
Mr.. Hilleboe thinks the funk in
the Populist party will be- good
thing for the Prohibitionists, be-
cause it will throw more votes in
the direction of the third party.
Populists after ad vocating reform
cannot consistently go back to
the old parties and when they be-
come dissatisfied with Populism
they will want something more
substantial. Minneapolis Times.
MINNEAPOLIS, AUG. "a, 1895.
Editor Willmar Tribune:
Was surprised to find enclosed
''clipping'' in the Times to-day.
The whole thing is a fabrication
from beginning to end as far as
the interview is concerned. Have
not talked a word of politics to
reporters or any one else here.
My alleged thoughts as to 1.-The
funk in the Populist parity are
made for me by an imaginative
reporter, and if other interviews
are as unreliable as this one, it is
better to read fiction in some
other form than that of pseudo
interviews in the Times.
H: S. H1LLEBoE.
The above illustrates how the
old gold bug party papers get
their ideas about the political
events of the day. Yes, the pa
pers simply invent stories, and
stuff the people, and that stuff
we fools take for reliable infor-
nation. Yes, this is how they
learn that Populism is waning,
that the silver crazeis dying, etc.,
etc. What d despicable lying
press we have!
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
Lake Lillian.

Threshing has begun.
Jennie Nelson came down
from Willmar Tuesday, where
she had been visiting.
Mrs. H. e. Anderson who has
been under the care of a doctor
in Minneapolis has returned to
her home.
Miss Grace Bomstad went to
St. Paul last week on a visit with
relatives.
Mr.. Martin Matson from Min
neapolis'is enjoying the Lake Lii
liam breezes.
Miss Nellie Gunner has re-
turned home from st. Paul.
Mrs. Hannah Carter is visiting
at Tom Marshall's.
Miss Francis Marshall has re-
turned to her home from Shake
pee.
Mrs. DR.. A. Nelson is enjoying
a visit from her niece, Miss Rosa
Bomstad of Willmar.
The road between Mr.. Gunner
and Mr.. Trojanowoski is quite
fine and smooth.
Mr.. Henry Fridricks came out
from Bird Island last week on
business. He seems to have
quite a business in Lake Lillian
nowadays.
Miss Isabella BOmstad is on
the sick list now.
SrOrvr
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
Kerkhoyen and Vicinity.

/ Ed. Honge Of Murdoch Review
shook hands with our business
men last week.
Akeg Of beer and no faucet,
eh? How did you make it.
= Prof. e. G.. Qvale of Sunburgh
smiled on our faces Wednesday.
He says he will attend the Uni
versity this coming school year.
Mr.. G.. Arnolds and family,
of Portland, N. D, visited with
rdhamer s last week, being
on their way to Louisiana.
. Rev .. T. Booth, Of Willmar,
held services in the town hall
Thurs evenings Of last week. .
Mr.. Nc owan S six horse pow
er threshing outfit arrived here
last week. SIS. . .s= ..
Dr.. .Reiter of Clara City, is
now permanently located at this
place, to succeed Dr.. F'jelstad,
who has moved to Glenwood
Ed ward IS teWart Of Mmneapo-
lis transacted business in town
Monday
couple soff lady mis- sionaries
have held q series off rel gious
etings il M est aleln
Our bank iing busin ess lis now
transacted rlssits new quarters,
which has been neatly fitted up
With first class fixtures and fur:
[nitule t,1,grat tn lat o,1r
Prosperous bank
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
DIR. p. NELSON.
VETERINARY SURGEON,
WlLLMAR, MINNESOTA,
NO HURRY IN NORWAY.


People Take Their Time There and won-
der at Yankee Visitors.
These Norwegians are wonderfully
patient people, says q correspondent.
They never hurry. Why should they?
There is always time enough. We break
fast at 9o'clock. Monsieur goes to bust
ness at 10 or so, and returns to his din
ner, like all the rest of the Scandina-
Wan world, at 2 80. We reach coffee
and cigarettes at about 4, and then mon
sieur goes back to his Office, if he likes,
tor two or three hours. We sometimes
see him again at supper at s 80, but
usually there is q game Of whist, or i
geographical society lecture, OF con-
cert, or friends birthday fete Ian &C.
casion never overlooked by your true
Norwegian), or some one has received a
barrel of oysters, and would not, could
not, dream of opening them without
champagne and company-mascnline
company only. It seems to me that
there are entirely too many purely male
festivities here. In fact, the men say 80
themselves and that they would really
enjoy many Of the occasions much more
1t ladies were present. But lit is not
the custom Of the country" "a rock on
which am always foundering) to omit
or to change in such matters. Monsieur
only does as do all the other men Of his
age, which is elderly, and condition,
which is solid.
There is a curious feeling concerning
America over here in one way and an
other. Morgenbladet, the chief conserv-
alive paper, an organ locally of the
first Importance, keeps a sort Of horror
chamber Of Americana. The reason is,
I suppose, that in these very dark and
troublous political times, when not only
the union but the monarchy itself is
threatened and tottering, the conserva-
tive interest thinks it dangerous to al
low any virtue to appear in a republic,
and especially in ours, the most -four
ishing, and therefore the most perni-
cious, example Of that invention of evil
bred Francisco Examiner.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27

The concert by the Re-Echo
Quartstte at the Sw. Luth. church
last night was attended by fair
sized audience. The singing and
and recitations we're a rare :reat.
The gifte:l and carefully trained
young men are a credit to the in
stitution of which they spoke and
sang so lovingly. The Swedish
Lutherans present coul>t. not be
blamed zifeatheir hearts swelled
witt, pride at seeing this fruit
from their. warmly cherished col
lege by the river the An gustana
College on the hill.'' The TR1B-
UNE Office acknowledges a pleas
ant call by Messrs. John A. Bex.
ell and Erick Floreen of the COM
pany The quartette sings at
Litchfield tonight.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
Take Notice.

All who know themselves in
debted tomearehereby informed
that my books and accounts are
left at the State Bank of New
London for settlement, and are
requested to call there at once to
settle their accounts. If you
have no money, settle with your
note until such time as you think
you can pay it. My old accounts
must be Settled at once, so please
tend to this matter and save
both yourselves and the under
signed further trouble and ex-
penses. Whatever is not SET
tied by the 1st of September will
be turned over to a lawyer for
collection. -
n
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
Ho1utn Itefl1s:s


Mr.. and Mrs. Knut Botten S
homo was made happy by the ar
rival Of a little babe the other
day ...*=3 = =:.% I'll.
l. Willie Larson has gone up to
Grafton, N. D., to run a thresh-
ing engine during the threshing
season. e :. go
The Willmar Argus tries to
force it's way into the. home Of a
certain person at Holpm, but so
far without success.
Water is now getting scarce in
all the pastures in this vicinity,
and some are entirely dry al
ready.
Hedge Freeze isat present work
ing for John Nelson of Lake Jo=
hanna.
:, Carl Batten, our enterprising
young man, has arranged to go
out and sell nursery stock. Sue
cess to Mr.. Batten.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
Beat the Law.

Up at Hampden Park, in Springfield,
when the Massachusetts, antipool law
was rigidly enforced a few years ago,
Uncle Ed Morse and other pool sellers
cleverly eyaded it by putting up for sale
ct auction cards having printed on
them the picture of horse. How,
much am I offered for this picture Of
Prince Wilkes!" was the query. Sold
for 800 to Mr.; K Prince Wilkes sold
for 800, what do hear tor this pic
ture Of Patron?" II was easy enough.
AL the change was that the auctioneer
had to say few more words Hart
ford Times, s.s Sc. :
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
ADVERTISED LETTERS.

WILLMAR, MIMI, Aug: 26 1895
Anderson Mrs. Maggie
Cassel Mrs. Mid wife
Crabtree Mr.. John
Hanson Mr.. Mons
Larson A.
Mahoney James F.
Miller Mr.. Edvart
Wilson Mr.. Lester
S E. STANSBERRY, P. M.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27

The TRIBUNE acknowledges a
pleasant call from Editor Hogue,
OF the Murdoch Review, yester-
day. Mr.. Hogue was enroute for
Clara City, and on account of train
connections was delayed in the
city over Monday night.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27

If you have not yet read Coin S.
Financial School, it is time you
were securing a copy. We have
a supply of the books and will
send a copy to any address for
q cents.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27

Eugenia Wheeler Golf will Iec-
ture on ''The Evolution of the
American Flag at the court
house this evening: Vocal mus
ic by pupils of the Willmar schools.
Instrumental music by John T.
Otos and Prof. S. J. Rognlie.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
New London NeWS1etS.

From N. l.. Times.)
Miss Grace Andrews, of Litch:
field. visited here this week.
Mrs. VIM. Fiers has been stay
ing at the lake a couple of days
this week.
Mrs Granstrand and daughter,
of Belgrade, visited D. Peterson s
Tuesday.
Jake Anderson has moved his
household to the Prints resi-
dence this week. <~~:@~ $500 @-'@.'t
DIED-The baby boy of Martin
Christensen of Irving last Tues
day at. the tender age of six
months.
The setting of grain belonging
to Erick Helstein, of Nest Lake,
standing by the shore of a lake.
was blown into the water in the
recent storm.
Mrs. J. M. Smith andson, WAL
ter, of Belgrade. were in town
Wednesday on their return from
Iowa and Nebraska where they
have visited for some time.
L. G.. Walberg and family will
leave for Becker County, MINI.
next week, where Mr.. Walberg
has purchased a farm and. where
they will hereafter take up their
abode.
Mrs. F. Anderson, her daugh-
ter Emma, of Minneapolis and
son Emil. of Moose Lake, all for
merly of this vicinity, are visit
ing with friends and relatives
here.
Levi o. Carlson, an old New
London kid" is visiting here and
at Belgrade this week. He came
up from Chaska, MINI. on his
Wheel Wednesday a distance of
1914 miles. Levi looks as pretty
as he always did. *--
DIED Mr.. Erick Olson, of Col
fax, Saturday Aug. 10, attheageof
50 years and 4 months. He was
born in Jerfso, Sweden and came
to this country in 1868. Mr.. OF.
sons health has been failing for
many years so death came as a
relief to him. He leaves broth
er, Mr.. Andrew Olson, and other
relatives both here and in the old
country. = ~: J.,
Rudolf. Newgord of Ringyille
was seriously hurt while playing
in the barn last Saturday. The
boy jumping from a bench about
four feet high got an old nail
Il inch deep into his heel. He
was at once taken to DIR. Camp.
bell at Belgrade. It was suppos.
ed nothing dangerous atthe time.
Now the sore has resulted in blood
poison: He is under the treat.
ment Of DR.. Frostof Willmar.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27

If you have not read the de-
scription of the Encyclopedias of
Business Law and Forms, in an
other column, it is time that you
dose.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
P0PuL|ST PICNIC,

There will be a Farmers ALI
ance picnic and meeting at the
home of Thos. Osmundson> near
Willmar, Friday, September 6,
1895. Hon. L. G. Long will be
present and speak: Also Hon.
N. Guam and others. Speaking
will take place at 8 p. M and z
p. IN. Come one and all.
COMMITTEE
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
Minnesota State Fair

Minnesota State Fair.
From Sept. 9th to 18th tickets
will be sold by the Great North
ern Ry. to the Minnesota State
Fair at St. Paul at one fare for
the round trip, plus so cents, ad-
mission to grounds. Final re-
turn limit Sept. 10Th.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
Wi11fnar Markets.

Wheat 81 cents.
Oats-25 cents.
Corn-4O cents.
Barley-30 cents.
Flax-9O cents.
POtatOes-abOut 80 cents.
Eggs-9 cents.
Butter-9 to 10 cents.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
money. SAVED.

BY having your repairing daon at
LAWRENCE'S :.
;, Carpenter and Jobbing Shop
4 Storm windows and doors re-
moved. Screen windows and
doors made and put up. Wood
turning and scroll saving, sev
filing. general machinery repair
ing and practical boat building.
Satisfaction guaranteed. Shop
east Of Swedish Lutheran church.
Address LOCK Box 61,s
:z@= ~ Willmar, Mimi
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27

Cards are out announcing the
marriage of Julia Elizabeth,
daughter of. Thomas Osmundson
Of Willmar, to Mr.. Godfrey Ring
nell, to occur on Thursday, Sept.
9Th: at the United Lutheran
church
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
8. q ~
u Waived RespUnsibility

Wiggles + anybody. inquiries for mo
within ten minutes, will you tell them
that I'll be right bach?
. WagglesNo & ID tell 'em you said.
bon Wonld1 k3oaneryil le Journal
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
Now Is the Time!

Now is the time to have your.
baby picture taken. Carlson
lis the PHOTOGRAPHERS that,
will take fine pic ures Of babies
with the greatest Of ease. Also
GROUPS Of i babies, FAMILY:
groups etc. r Remember that.
GARRISON has the best con-
gtructed gallery and GUARAN
TEES TO DC finer work that.
any other CALLER west 81. the.
Cities.
G G ARLsoN. q.
Caller on Corner 4th5 s. {. and
Benson Avenue
l111 fn,. 90 il 30 - n: 80
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27

Nsn
The isses Bred berg will open
up g restaurant ID the old Gold
. + building on Pacific avenue
tomorrow, ednesday August
28th.
ManagerzFry Of the M. & D.
elevator has 8 new Fair bank
Morse &Co's 5 horse gasoline en-
CINE for furnishing the necessary
power placed in the elevator.
Mr.. and Mrs. Axel F. Elfstrum
were agreeable surprised by a
number Of friends last night,
the occasion being the 10th ami
versary of their wedding day.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27

Threshermeh, Take Notice.
You will get the best oils at the
right prices of John Lundquist &
Co.'S: Don't forget it. Give us
a call.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27

DIR. E. S. FROST.
Physician & Surgeon,
Office over Carlson Bros. e.
Frost's Drug Store, or residence
on Becker Avenue.
WILLMAR, MINI.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
E Y E R Y M A N

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. who are 1GNORANTof the Law fall victims:
they sleep when they should be vgiant Having
this book will prevent many dispute settle many
controversy, an in single instance may save you
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
TEN TIMES IT'S cosT.

In this book is left copving form
as knows nothing about He finds
rests Thus he is put equal footing with the ii his
once and independent safe as if
be Each statement made based the
Hhest known to the law
soely md bound and IS the only book
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-08-27
Alphabetical Order,
and over 1000

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Law Forms, unequaled in
brevity, clearness and perfection
tits condensed Law Library in one
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whatever subject is wanted be found as
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from the Day-laborer to the Millionaire may here
find his rights and duties clearly defined acquire
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The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1895-08-08
BRIEF NEWS

The Bappock war is over. The troops, upon
their arrival at Jackson's Hole, found very few
Indians, and the Bannocks who left their reser-
walton are reported to have returned. Few, ii
any, white men have been killed by the In
dians. The most Of the rsnchers have packed
up their wives and gone home to resume their
hayinE. Gen. Coppinger has gone over to Will
sons Ranch in pursuance Of his directions to
investigate the war" and its causes. The
General has always believed that the Indians
were not as bloodthirsty as they were made
out, aud he and Col. Randall rather incline to
the view that the whites were not the victims
in the affairs. Both are disguised with the in
fnitesimally small basis of this war scare.
The General will do nothing in the way OF
causing the detention of the 1ndian-shooters;
be will simply report his discoveries to the
War Department. But the prediction is made
by other Army officers that the shooting party
will be brought into court and punished.
Agent Teter is getting the necessary informa-
ton preliminary 10 having warrants issued for
their arrest by United States Marshal.
The Jewish Agriculture College and Model
Farm to be established by Rev. DIR. Joseph
Krauskopf, of the keneseth Israel congrega-
ton, viii be located near Philadelphia. Sew
eral thousand dollars were realized by DIR.
krauskopf by his Western lecture tour, and,
together with the subscriptions already re-
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1895-08-08
OUR CORRESPONDENTS.

fCorrcs pondents should rite eaoi question on
a separate sheet OF paper, give full name and ad-
dress and markit "Correspondcnts' Column" No
atten ton will be paid to- communications ac-
companicd with name and address of writer II is
requested that q stamp be Enclosed for reply by
letter. Postal cards wiliy,be replied to by IN all
only. Replies by mail will or oil narily be made
within week. and II in this column within three
weeks.I
CORRECTION.
ID. d.. Danbury Conn, and several Others in
quire as to pay table published in this column
in our issue of July Is, 1895. The facts are
that by q typographical error the columns of
figures were trsnsposed. as the new rates,
Chose in force after April 80 1861 are in the
first column. and the old rates. Chose in force
prior to April go 1861 are in the second col.
umn. 1t will be noted that as a rule the pay
per month subsequent to April 30, 1864, is
greater than prior thereto.
j. W. s.. Bath. N. Y.-Please advise me as to
the destruction of the rebel ram Webb and
the date thereof AilSWer. 1t was blown up by
its crew "a miles below New Orleans at 43O
p. m. of May l, 1865.
r. B. L., Oakcood. O.-Soldier was married
in 1865 and enlisted in 1862; his wife ran away
with another man while the soldier was in the
service, and in 1866 tho soldier married again
without tho formality of a divorce and lived
continually with the last woman till his death,
in 1894 having several children by the last
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1895-08-08
s-----------
do EIsh Eead Mt NIGHTS

Apropos Of discussion on this question in
the sporting press, Outing says:
DO fish feed at night? Well, well-do
fish swim? Country boys, how about the
big fire beside the water? How about the
boy who got first TO the big boom and 80 Sc
cured the boss place? How about the spiky-
filmed channel cats and mud cats that came
up two at a time; the goggle-eyed rock-bass,
special prizes; the hideous mud puppies
which at once went into the fire along with a
yard Of line? How about the night lines !?
How about everything connected with the
sport that used TO get better and better as
midnight approached, till the glorious fun
and occasional profanity were interrupted by
the sound Of the old man falling foul of a
wire fence, or breaking CAD from the plum
tree up the bank? DO fish feed at night?
dunno-they used TO.