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Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-02-10

II l cannot secure the necessary funds
for steamer, shall take a good-slzed
sailing schooner with small consort.
have not materially changed my plans
In any important particulars. shalt al
tack the regions south OF Cape Horn. MY
object particularly with a sailing vessel
~ not 10 make very far southing. but
study carefully the sea, land, life and
conditions. TINS Information Is by far
the greatest Importance TO science and TO
commerce.
nave selected only three OF my men.
and their names l am not prepared to
make public. l have not YET completed
all ARRANGEMENTS In the matter OF funds
Here " great opportunity for the one
who wiil come 70 the front and offer the
necessary financial aid,--to write his
name across a great and unknown region.
Even the modest sum OF $4,000 would
make The expedition a success, There
ought 10 be some noble spirit willing TO
devote this amount to such an important
cause. Cordially yours,
Nov, as to Or. cooks plans" Mr.
Worse went on. 'hc viii take u steamer,
II no can raise enough funds. With a
steamer he can move about more safely
and quickly. and accomplish more than
with sailing vessel But sailing vessel
Is not a hopeless thing for levcl-headcl
man 20 20 IN, popular IDEAS TO the con-
trary. DR., Cocks original purpose was to
touch at South American ports for GER
tain kinds Of provisions: Tor Instance. hs
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rHE MoNMoN rEMpLE. KIRKLANp. ONO

De Kalb, Ill. The uniting OF Smith VI
the reorganization gave II lnrrsisi
strength, All OF the factions were y
quested to do away with their straa.i
innovations and unite with The ieoi9l'
izatlon. Up TO date'there Is but one y
ton left, and that Is the Salt LAKE A4.
mons. There are none othera Of snfi9sa
strength 10 be called faction. 70 n
the legal claim the reorganization, IA
represented here in Kirkland, nnally W.
into court and set up the claim thai Y
the continuation of the original Cals
and entitled to the property ana n
name, etc. The judge so decided, ahi iii
temple here was turned over to SAW
organization
Last March, after a long legal 9
test over the temple lot at lndep W.,
Mo. (of much more importance tnan
one here la Klrtlandl, Judge Phhnls
clded that said property bel9Ihs9 ny v
right to the reorganization, the hs.l,---
and Brlghamites protesting, ne avg ?.
openly, however. That decision = =
ON appeal before the United stait "
trict court at st. Louis. NO. ana ~"
heard soon." ~
The present headquarters Of ne ~ *
organized Church" IL at Lamol IA II
town was built entirely by ln ~ IN m
They had formerly located ~ f ,sas r,
but that being near Chicago lAn' y.
thought to be too high. and 50 q y.
purchase ar prairie land was mag. y 4,
place now called Lamoi, and INA. sA
saints have established large pp n.e-1i
house, and n ilourlshing town sis'-'
un. IA
Ii Is the belief OF Mr. Kelley ana vi
Of the faith that Kirkland ls iinans .s Y
an important spot in the deyeiopl a. "a.
the faith. He says that as NshT
inally selected as 1.-THE first S-S. y
spiration and the temple was p,s..,sl
and finally delivered back 70 t a1,nens,,is
there must have been some iM XXX ~
Significance In 1t which Will In o1'
be made manifest. ,f.r,,uu ID
The origin OF the book OF Mvslsabie b
always been Il matter, OF rem nrnseIles,n
terest to both believers anu w nrrfHl|
alike. For many years y WI 100, Al
theory OF those who DID NOV " Il 81
teachings that 1t was the Nv ry ~ n
solomon Spaulding. This tpe9p ofszl
the discovery recently OF ms hasa 81
manuscript by Spauldlng, peeh
be absolutely untenable. ..,nts 81
The questions which the sssrlrlusu'
throw out Is, "How did orhs sar II
MIR. Kelley says that smith, ,s,lil.a j
illiternte man, could not nave tsye ,
himself and could not possipn .sys ~
vented It. II It Is fraud, W Il ST.
he would like very much 70 ntnitire 70 =
It Ia intended In the near ,iiishinr ~
tahllsh a newspaper and pupis;ths de
hero for the dissemination T,st srl y
trlnes OF the Church In tnS nnTspTs0N
Canada, GEORGE a. hobf
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-02-10

sailed az far south as a deg. Is mln..
IN west longitude - deg. II min; he re-
p'r'od that no saw a sea clear OF Ice, few
ieehcrga. aud no field Ice. This expedition
was very Important. and might have
gone very FAR south II provisions hadn't
given out. In 1891 plscoe discovered the
west ooas, OF Graham Land.
Then came time when Antarctic
knowledge was greatly augmented by
Wilkes, p'urvlle and Refs Wilkes. In
1885 or 81. with four salllng-vessels--
nmong Thorn the famous Ninconnos and
Porpoise- sSlr,cd along an enormous
amount OF territory between 100 deg. and
i5o deg. west longitude. Tails was a uni
ted States government expedition, and
the land was named wilkes Land. The
renowned Ross then went south and
came back to report that he had sailed
all over Wllkos's "landg' lie put lltue
faith IN wilkess story But we know
that wilkes was an honest and careful
man, and believe that there Is land
where he said there was land. Ross
made the most important explorations,
he was there for three successive sum-
mars. and made the farthest south : "a
deg, the record today. lie named two
active volcanic mountains from his shipq
"Erebus" and Terror" /,
In the summer Of 1892. a merchants, cx.
pediuon went South from Dundee. scot
land. to look for whale-Rsss had rtportsd
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their favor. al
me old temple for forty-fve yenrs had
ueen entirely neglected. II had. from time
% time, been used for various purposes
AZ one time there had been a school OF
S ,s,i note taught IN It by one DIR. Lord
many the basement had been used MS n
shelter for sheep
,, "nen me Mormons returned, about ten
~ "a ~, ,ney found that the walls OF
~ Ola building were as good na when
Mey We're made. The cement unon The
49,, ess'ue' tne composition OF which no ono
~, ean duplicate had not cracked and
N'.s was regarded by tho fnlthf,l ss n
a., ~ ihuleaton that II had been made
~ SNlne Inspiration. This Is now No
49, quarters sers OF the church for the Icnst
ehe iur canada, the elder havinr in
here. s''Ss the lakes residing
a., IN regard to the worl, OF re-es,ah,,s,,,,.
sn.'lseiYes at this first "staIse@ na,,
~ ~ ,, 20 better than to reproduce Inc wors.
- ", w, D. Kelley pastor Of the XIII
, ~. church. as he has furnlahed ~, =,
my request: ''"iSneu them at
clai,n1Snuit Ten years ago we bee,r 20
hut txn ~ ~" MerS here. There were then
The temple wa members residing here.
,iaeteFy overrrown ~,if,,
the Hide viiin,b no fence around II and
life and mona showed little slEns OF
nn w been Recovered. nlsl,ar.,, me temple
mouldlnra ,the Original nrnatnsnis sni
rt.sta,'el mat had been ta,ssn anu
not been rss3n s tne curtains. They have
~ ~ y was Originally, b,fi.s lne house
| thln,r ~, mederniz1d al nil ~, ess.,ns
! sienea ~ lntaet ~ was al s-ins s ~ Yer
''Nc'ea. The repairs cos,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-02-10

without an owner for As years.
When Joseph and Hyrum Smith were
shot to death in the jail at Carthage, ILL.,.
there was scramble among the leading
members OF the church for the leadership.
The great bulk went with Brigham
Young, the Vermont carpenter, who de-
vcloped Into one OF the greatest leaders
OF any age, taking his followers into the
desert OF the far West, and building up
an empire in a region that had not be-
fore been explored by man.
The wife OF the prophet did not accept
the leadership OF Young. She did not go
with the larger or smaller sects OF the
time. with hor children she remained
behind, In 1896 Joseph Smith, "a, being
then about 80 years old. established the
Saints Herald, Mt Plano. H.. and as
sumed the leadership Of what he termed
the "Reorganlzod Church of Latter Day
Saints" This branch grew rapidly, and,
making vigorous fight against the
teachings ana claims OF the Salt Lake,
or Brlghamlte, Mormous, established
themselves upon the doctrines as they
were taught By Tho prophet, Joseph Smith,
before the heresles OF polygamy and
spiritual wlfeism came in.
This reorganized branch of the church
laid claim In the courts to the ownership
OF the temple at this place and, after
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-02-10

cont OF the Ere was drawn a sofa Of
5ush. with sliSen cushions. and ON 1t lay
z HDlled primer, testifying TO the pres
bee OF children In the house. over the
replace In frame OF highly decorated
Bid. II Sansoferrato's madonna and
'hlld," There ate few other fine oil
.hlntlngs IN thc room; one priced by the
Hener " portrait OF Henry James. by
"a Fargo OF Now York. made when the
q sellst was % years old. and showing
Am 10 have been handsome youth. with
A ponUive brow and nqulline nose. a later
Photograph on the other side OF the room
Bows Mr.. James bereft OF his forehead
%npcry, perhrps tho result or Interviews
rilh irate prototypes of DAISY Miller"
.nother treasure In this wonderful room
4 bas-reilcf In bronze OF w. d.
dvcis, made In Florence by Iarisin
,,nado. II Is very line profile view Of
.te very fine face OF the novelist But
Ne most aacrcd memento OF all. ! think.
A the manuscript OF Abraham Llncoins
'elnd Inaugural speech, presented by tho
7'thor 70 Colonel Hay three days before
t.g Assassination. II IL engrorsed IN vel
s'n, IN Handsome volume OF morocco.
Hth fly lenves OF white satin. when Gar
ia was preparing his inaugural. he read
w the speeches that had preceded him.
Wa he found but two that. IN his judy
[.cnt. had Intrinsic literary merit, and
M we're the speeches Of Lincoln.
Nirhc nrrior Is n pretty dainty room.
tbiQns IN shape with IN old colonial or
ttorHin stsia fireplace, treated With n
fe cream white polish. There IL Span
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-02-10

that he saw The oreenirnd right whale
down there. The Dundee people did not
rec any right whales, and went nome
with ship fun Of seals. In the same
year, "A Norwegian expedition unqtr Cap,
tain Lawson sailed along the West and
East coasts u Graham Land ana rep9rte s.i
q much larger continent Than anybody
had supposed
Now. that is all the history there is
about tho great Antarctic. And, Tor us
to-day. remarkable fact is ina. nooody
has ever been down there during AntRrc-
tic winter. Observations have been very
incomplete; we know scarcely nnythhg
about all the lends and waters on anu
within the Circle This lack OF south
Pole knowlsdgA has awakened explorers
during the past year or two they seem
10 believe that the unknown Antarcuc.
terra Australis inooEnlta." Is destined
to be the coming nold for arctic glory.
Voyaging TO the North Is getting TO DC
commonplace.
Sir John Mur-ey, president OF the Royal
Scottish Geographical. Society, urged u
Southern expedition In an address deliv-
cred In 1861 Interest Is growing IN Lon
don. Men over there seem 10 pc TAR more
public-spirited ard urselnsh than men IN
this country. that is, as TO exploration
idta Leigh Smith, for Instance, VINO
possesses a private fortune, hts out ana
pays for polar expeditions.
In America. Antarctic exploration got
It's most recent and serious attention SO;
DIR. Cook and Astrup. Peary's sole COM
panlons In the lce-c1p, discussed tho south
Pole question when they we're returning
from the North with Lieutenant Peary
in the kite"
ITO keep OF seaslckness." Mr.. worse
snld, I'VE talked over the feasibility ana
Importance OF an Antarctic expedition;
and not long after we had arrived home,
Dr. Cook determined to organize one,
That was before Sir John Murray gave
his address. DR.. Cook then began to
lecture, to raise funds; and again to get
funds in the summer OF % he went North
IN the Mlrandn--a voyage disastrous
through no fault Of his. This year he
has plucSlly made up his mind TO go
South. l received this letter from him
less than two weeks ago:
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-02-10

upward OF 1900. The ee,,a,.. -
fenced and righted up In 4 sy h4i =.
manner tthis latter BY ~ aeumirt1.Il'
town, however.l Some new "a o. n.
been butt, others repairod ~, TX \
painted, so that there IA e1lais1 I
the signs OF life and progress ,sss
I'VE have Sabbath rohoo, =.
bath School OF about seven svno1 III
that meeta regularly every n K, ns1ll,
y. NJ. There Is n church tne.sen.N Il
about twenty members, but All eaee'aAt /,
SIDE mere, or near enough 10 ai,e.nsra X
mss. not more than one-hsisl ~.
Church, believing in a frs. But \.
pews.. free Investigation, our iuplh *. l
ton Is largely made IN Of a., espnEf,1.
those not identified with our fsii,,tasft
Preaching services are hela
every Sabbath at II AM ~ tesulii5
in winter, and at II A. NJ. ana fk
In summer. 'a ~ p
There has been no ersa, -
forth to build up the commune nsrt "a
by the saints In expendlnr m.s y ~.
ishly. Several OF the pronln.,'.,' nei n.
OF the Church reside here ~ /. nanl'ls,
convenient for thc,r worn: a,a III
Kirkland is a pleasant place in - "a, aa
i've. Ihe citizens are tolerant, s -as1 =
and sensible, believing In living s snse
ting live, hence there Il an AZ w "
dom and liberation perradIns n n.
and vicinity In which a gennl,aM 'ui..
can may feel at home and dsl ess'. /.
"our Church was organized ~.
church, near Palmyra, n. Nla ~;
1850. Its first stand was mads Wy
1876. The temple was the fIrS, ~, /
house erected. Joseph Smith ~. Rhesi-i
1906, He was in public life shas,."n
teen years. At the time Of KY IN
June "a, 1871. at Carthage, iii. ths.te,.a
near 100000 members that belnnssd sei
Church. AT his death the ch ns.l q
divided Into some fifteen factinn,a "
and small. The larger Of thea ~
Utah under Brigham Young, rs ~sn
larger was with James j, sirnn. n,u
consln, Lyman, Wright in Texas, II ~. ~
ter In California, etc. Polysamv r'sr
trobuced In Utah In 1852 N .sG
practlced on the sly by some OF XIV X. ~ ~
ers before that. In 1852 the ree,s s W
tion held Its first conference rear M, N
WIS, and protested against nsivs..-
and other errors that were cree sis ~ =
these factions. 1t declared for .hs ~. W
inal faith, and called on mo fas WI W
unite. Each faction claimed Ia I X N T.
Church Of Jesus Christ or T,atts, "
Saints This involved properly fii. ~
legal recognition. In 1850 Josenh - M
the son OF Joseph Smith that va, 1t nm
in Illinois, united with the raor,., W.
ton at u general conference XII, ~ !,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-02-10
roLp nv a pLINp NAN
How He Manages to Get About anu =
Objects. -

ObItcts- ~. utfI
I can't see the least light IN u'- y
the brightest sun that ever shon. q. 4
darkest night arc all the same y, az
once received a violent blow on ~
accidentally. OF course. for no y, N
strike such as us wiifuliy-after al
come stone blind. and then ] ~ ~
of fire like lightning ren nssn 4, -
lightning is like. for was go 80 Wsst
l lost my eyesight sorie'l W.. y
had lost IL earlier. for II sA.s ~
time learning to be blind hy -. -
who plays the concertina' n.y.. .t,s q
all. and he is much euler =. Il to-
many things. He had noth"s
whereas l had. .,,slne alIt
l have no trouble In Walh's, srg aii
streets, neither has Jim, ~ m be y
to say, as there Is nothihe AZ. W.
lower than the height oil NJ IA n6i
they are lower than that ~hat ~
them so we'll. Yes, mean rhrlh
l can tell without touching
passing, say, a lamp-poss IA y
graph- pole, or coming near ~ 10, =
The substance seems 10 SIT Il
ear before you come up ~ Ir. ~ VI
10 make n difference IN ue ,s,,alz II
blind mon whose ears hn' ..,i ~ 9.
matter with them VIII ~ N co1e
You notice no differences. "a Noeli
You have got your eyes ar nt z
think OF using your ~ Yes ".
pose, even IL you knew npTw eay
say you are right; ! snyAIt ,o.k .
require training. kno"
long tmo to learn.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-02-10
COOKS EXPEDITION.
The Great Explorer Proposes
to Visit the South Pole.
HE WILL START ON SEPT.l5
The FIRST Antarctic Voyage Was
Made by Peru in 1861.
IT WAS DEVOID OF RESULTS.
HE WILL START ON SEPT. Is
IT WAS DEVOID OF RESULTS
There Is Scarcely Anything Known About
tho Lands and Waters within
the Circle.

81 believe that shall be able to start
about Sept. rs. II / cannot secure me
necessary funds for steamer. l shall
take a good sailing schooner with
small consort."
That Is part OF recent letter from
Or. Frederick a. Cook. surgeon OF the
first Pcary Arctic expedition, to Mt. Al
bert White Worse OF Boston. member OF
the Peary relief expedition and good
friend TO DR.. Cook. The letter. printed In
full further on. shows the plucky spirit
OF d determined and experienced man.
Mr.. Worse. who corresponds regularly
with pr. Cook. was the first man Sc
locted for the Antarctic expedition. lie "
thoroa shly up In the history OF polar
axploru .lcn. His consent to furnish the
writer with an Interview Is, therefore.
evidence OF special courtesy.
To understand clearly the meaning and
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-02-10
THE MORMON CHURCH
Is an interesting Topic for the
Student Of Sociology.
THE TEMPLE AT KIRKLAND
Was Completed in 1886 and Aban-
doned for FOrty-Five Years.
BEEN REPAIRED THROUGHOUT.
A Son of Joseph Smith. tho Prophet Is
tho Head Of tho Reorgan-
lied Church.
THE TEMPLE AT KIRKLAND
BEEN REPAIRED THROUGHOUT.

KlRTbAND, " req o. lo'V'
The inception and growth OF Mormonism
in the United States will always form an
Interesting topic Cor the student of So
clology. That In the 19th century new
religion, with fully-endowed prophet
n revelation and alleged miraculous pow
ers could arise and find numerous follow
ers. aud finally divide into distinct sccts
and take lbs Mace among the churches OF
the day, is one OF the marvellous and al
most unaccountable manifestations or the
human mind.
In the history OF this Mormon move
ment Kirkland will, first and last. always
occupy an important place. 1t was select
ed by the prophet Joseph Smith as THE
frst stake OF the Church of Jesus Christ
OF Latter Day Saints" Smith. like all
other prophets true and false, was al
most wholly without honor in his own
country. He discovered the golden plates
OF his revelation IN the State of New York
but was obliged to move West to establish
Ms religion. The temple at Kirkland was
completed in 1886. and within two years
It was abandoned and stood empty and
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-02-10
FREDERICK A. COOK.
The Great Explorer.

Importance OF Or, Cooks expedition. 1t
Is necessary for you to know little
Antarctic history There has been hard
~ any interest In voyaglng to the South
Pole, because. (a) the quest for the great
Northwest passage" has constantly held
navlgntors' attention; nu1, % nearly all
the soa-faring nations are In the North.
The frs, Antarctic voyage was made by
Peru, IN 1861. with small profit In 1915,
an island, then supposed 10 be the Ant
arctic Continent. waH discovered and
named by iterguolen-a Frcnohman-in
about the seventeen meridian, The first
man 10 cross the Antarctic Circle was the
great Captain Cook, who also clrcum-
navlgatod the polc-north OF the CIRCLE
IN i51a, Captain James Weddell, In $780,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-02-10

IWOUhL.lN, n, Z, Jan. 7, IN1l.
My plans for the North are NJ present
more or less unsettled. 10 plan success
fully another trip for the summer would
command all OF my attention for the next
sarily interfere with my Antarctic ven
ture without materially aiding me; aud
Yet l cannot say definitely that / shall
the future has In store, and In order to
make my Southern project a certainty,
1 may be compelled 10 do so,
| am more than ever determined to at
tack the realm Of the unknown Antarctic
rcgions; and shall devote all Of my time
FOR the next live or six months TO the
equipment OF this expedition. | believe
that 1 shall be able to start about Sent
Is 1 shall not leave n stone unturned,
and shall strain every effort to do this
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-02-10
An Autograph T,bl.,,o,,

The wife OF a weil-known Vlennase rec.
taufateur has prepared large tahleeloth
OF hne damask. with an oblonr centre
All the rest OF the tableoloth n covered
With the signatures OF guests who haye
dined In Nine sachers rooms. The arch.
dukes the princes OF foreign royal houses.
w, pne men ana women Of the Austrian no.
tons appear on the tableeioth IN ai'ta-
graphs which were originally written IN
pene'l. ana which Nine. Sacher afterN ara
WORKED IN COLOR With Tho nnniin
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-02-10
He Tol,l "a

Penelope urigmphantiy)--I heard las,
,n,.e mat Jack was head over ears in
all you hear. osHeFe
9, ,,esneiopc-No; but I should not wonder
Grace Shy7 Who toii vnn,
Pcnclopq--He did, '
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-02-10

The Inlulring Boy-How long a time is
n iiry father7
The z, rspicaclons Parent--it depends on
Rhose iifty Il ", my son. When q woman
u putting on her bonnet. and says she'll
be ready In jiffy, It means from Il MIN
utes TO two hours, A mans my Is from
one TO fVc minutes
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-02-10

"ccnfessf' llo numbered; you are an
o.hers''
She shivfred.
Partially" she faiiered, "This hair"-
she pressed her hand to her brow--''and
the upper teeth wear are borrowed, the
iest-youra."
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1895-01-19
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and trul.-
beneficial properties of perfect lax
alive; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and feve1
and permanently curing constipation:
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
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e-ery Objectionable substance.
17rup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in Soc and 81 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
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and being well Informed, you will not
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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1895-01-19

81 didn't see your portrait at the ex-
hibition, Miss Holmeleigh." mo. They
wouldn't take it. They said it was a
good portrait but my face was out Of
drawing. "-Harper's Bazaar.
DE great beauty bout Thanksgib-
in" said Uncle Eben, sis dat eff yoh
wants ter you kin take it outen de al
manack an keep it in yoh heahts de
hull yeah roun'." Washington Star.
II PROPOSE" began the deliberate
old lawyer who called around to see
young widow on business, when his
vivacious client exclaimed, 81 accept"
They are now partners.-Dallas News.
Professor Creturning home at night
hears noise)-'Is some one thereY'
Burglar (under the bed)-'Nor' Pro
fessor-' That's strange! was positive
some one was under my bed. It'd
Bits.
"A Delicate Compliment-Mrs Good
feed-"WiH you ask a blessing, Mr..
Guest?" Mr.. Guest Casting his eye adj
miringly over the table)-"Really, my
dear madam, it doesn need tide
troit Free Press.
for a minute? Husband don't think
you can get her ear, but I'm sure if
you wait until she comes downstairs
you can get a piece Of her mind
YonkerS Statesman.
Mrs. Wickwire- you know that
the doctors say that too constant piano
practice is likely to produce curvature
Of the spine? Mr.. Wickwire-I didn't
know it before, but 1 don't doubt it
At least, it makes the neighbors get
their backs up.-Cincinnati Tribune.
After the Honeymoon-Time, June.
The Earl proudly)-"I am carrying
on some interesting researches into the
early history Of my family" The
American Countess Gate of the Metro
politan nouveauriche, snappishly)-
Are you afraid that the facts have not
been effectually suppressed Y'-Vogue.