The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-10-11
Badness NO OBJECTION.
How the Entsrprising Photographer Over
comes the Fears of Hairless Sitters. 50,

How the Entsrprising Photographer Over
comes the Fears of Hairless sitters. =
An agent soliciting trade for Broad-
way photographer recently called at the
Park avenue home of one of New York y
best known physicians and tried to con-
vince the doctor that he should have hls
picture taken. He was selling g
photograph coupons. The phgsieiap has
terribly bald head. NotHslg bay q
fretful fringe remains on atfRexstwh1le
luxurious head of hair. On sthataceoupp
he had long ago given up kEInEa pa9-
tographs of himself made, SD le ied
"No; thank you. I waR pons-1a
your coupons have brok hlgsslf of
the photograph habit. My hBad Il TOO
bald fer the business
But fne agens was -. assstessst, 900
finally the physician said: Eb@ill make
you fair proposition. I Mi&N take
double dose of your coupons n Eou vii
promise to fix my picturess IA The bald
spot will not show"
"All right" said the agent after az
moments reflection. "Mr. - can ar!
range that. Such things are done every
day in our business Here are your cou-
pons. Come to the gallery for your sit
ting next Saturday"
When he went to the photographer
studio the following Saturday, the doc
tor was met at the door by lad who,
when the customer removed his silk
hat, said:
ooh, this is DR.. -, is it? Pass
right along this way" Curious to know
why this lad had been forewarned Of
his visit, the physician passed in and
was finally met by young lady, who
glanced at his head and said:
"Oh, Dr.. -, beleve-the man
who wishes to have photographs which
will indicate that he has full growth
of hair on his headi'
"I'm the man. perplexedly replied
the physician as he went on out into the
operating room.
"Ah," said the man in charge of the
cameras, "this is DR.. -, is it not
the man for whom we are to make pho
tographs which will not show the bald
ness of his head, as our agent promised.
Just kindly step over to the other end
of the room. No; do not lay Your, coat
and hat down. Keep taie s64eFeoat on
your arm and kindly place r0nr hat5on
your head. That's riSh3;f Now look
pleasant, please. There yepE Aictnres
taken ~ EA 81. -
well. I hope can gs. hQps With
out being taken N hs 4 9s IS bunko
steerers,' said ito ply q IAN, aafter be
realized that heiHaf Asei Made tho We
tim of clever tfi6ld n e& 2sf9 World
Unjust A.5<rsIss ID si i ls5s.
Talk about Yhtaiscts 2 said Mebhs
"That new office boy of mine has = head
that would fill grandfather hat
whats the matter now!" asked
Bluffkins cautiously. "You were say
ing only last night that that boy was SO
careless you were afraid he might come
to business some morning without his
breakfast. " sSssssa
II know it. Thhf 3ust Whaf I;ssid,
But mean to ass tlilat boy i korgiye-
ness. 1t was only ahaas Aine that ]
learned how unjus5iIaliaG hasns = gave
the youngster se4faeb ettefs 70 mail
He was gone some sims Sc y laeu be
came back said, Pm af raid you didn,tt
post those letters very promptly and
that your carelessness has made me miss
the mail
"'Oh, no, sir, he replied I'm sure
1 didn't waste any time.i In fact, took
care that the first letter put in the box
was the one marked 'hnmediatep -
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