The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1895-06-13
The Coming Woman.

TOW oy Deo ucklng galluses. Mra. Su-
tro doesn't say why the ''weemen
tvlks"of the dim and distant future will
not wear breeches. Perhaps they are
not built that way; who knows? l
really don't see why they should not
wear them. ! have never seen very
many girls with pants on, but what
few | have gazed upon seemed to have
perfect fits and a sweet smile to match.
/ saw Miss Hall, actress, with pants on
at an opera in Boston, and ! thought
she looked real handsome. OF course
her clothes fitted a little too soon for
old bald headed men, but man of my
age could stand it verv well.
A modest man like Judge Holbrook,
with bleared field on top of head,
has no business at such places. In
fact, il remember Alright, as soon as
Miss Hall appeared upon the stage the
Judge left the theater and did not re.
turn until the curtain went down the
last time He said he didn't want to
see girls dressed in bfeeches, but nom
the perfume waited to me l believe he
had been on visit to theSpiceISlands.
/ must repeat again that certainly
hate it that the coming woman will
not appear on the stage in sky blue
overalls. She has been advertised to
appear that way, and the people will
be greatly disappointed to see her in a
large lowered calico dress, with ruff
file at the bottom. My notion is, the
coming woman had better not come at
all il she can't come in three dollar
Plymouth Rock pants and in a pair OF
W. L. Douglas three dollar shoes.
Just think of counting a girl in that
kind Of rig. Coat sleeve would touch
coat sleeve lapel would rest against
lapel; vest would press against vest,
and shirt bosom would clash against
shir, bosom. Oh, don't you long to sec
that day A girl would make a great
deal better hugging in a No. 81 coat
and vest, (provided her pants are not
too short than she does in a double
action polonaise. My dear Bessie,
what pity you are not a Coming
woman"
Mrs Sntro further says she will be
more etteminate, more gentle and ten.
der than che is now. If the coming
woman is tenderer than the girl who
is already here she won't need to be
cooked at all. We can eat them raw
like water oress. Most OF the girll
tnat ] am acquainted with are too al
fred tender now. They can't stand 6
pressure OF more than twenty-five
pounds to the cubic inch without
screaming out, "you hateful old thing
quit that" No, If the coming woman
is any tenderer than those we hav'
now on hand, am not pining 70
her.
There will be more marriages 70
love in her day than there is now.
That's refreshing news. | thought al
ter few more years people woulC
marry altogether for their board ant
clothes and to get divorce. woulC
like 10 be doing business in this worl,
when folks get to marrying for love
[ would like 10 marry about six girl
for love and good quiet home, FIRE
from malaria or mosquitoes.
The last remark that this societ
, woman makes is that "the coming fe
male will be qualified for work." Whl
we need in this country is workin
women women who can hoe cabbsg
and make hard soap six days out of
week. We want women who will &c
up before daylight and wake thei
husbands with the delightful odor {
Arbuckle's coffee and freshly lai
buckwheat cakes.
A few more remarks about the con
ing woman, and then q good bye.
don't care whether she comes at all {
not. There are two or three girls j
my settlement who have already com
and they are good enough for yol
Uncle Nat. Those who want to clim
tree and wait 70. the coming woma
can do so without the law taking ho
OF them, but / believe / will take m
chances with girl that is alresd
), here. A girl in your arms is wort
K two in somebody else's arms.
n want the coming woman to unde
: stand one th ng, dadhurn her. | a
Q not afraid Of her. Kramer Man"
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