New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-11-10
THE TALK or THE DAY.

h.r .rmrnery 80 far as temperature - 0o"'e'"'''
but there has been nothing OF i"''d" summer
about II.
Misunderstanding. judge dsfence en- '"1
Dsfendant-No your honor ndn o'y omr ~:
and I have already given that to my Ia"yer-'O"
Echo.
"a. eating hone out OF a hopeless situation. The
r.. nj. penublic, easily ranks first I'm all the
~, c,a,as" n saws There have been great Demo-
~ tic yains since last year. The party IS 'esa'hihg
us voting strength. In Ohio CampoeA mas WI" what
Is equivalent 10 a real victory
To Rec.or-You don't mean TO say you went 70
PcnelOpe-Yes but ioohe' a. ' "
only-(Sloux City Union
Tho great dread ~ the actor Is lest ne shouih get
h,s uo-ds twisted and transposed. IL y sor' OF
nervous disease like suffering "h'ch o.'",
fastens tsef on poor fellow and STICKS 10 MN ior
q long time The following sood h'us"a''" 10 W
The London Sporting Times: ~
AT sumburgh Theatre RoyalTHeaw y,.en
(someuhat mixeD-Even a turn VIII worm WIen "a, y
is trodien upon da9shterJ en msl" should say
a worm Will trod when rs turned upon. vdd,rrrrss3
I Tha5 = c 40 ss or rather trod VIII wnen T.
IS wormed uP1 h.,,e ry ana say it for
THE following incident" says correspondent
was related me- few days since ny. an "''
friend which may interest some Of your readers
Tho nerson referred to is now prominent Judge
I'm vour city I was present at a meeting OF the
Manhattan Club some twenty-five years ago. ana
listened to a political speech BY an lrlshman "no
had not been long enough In America 70 get no
kinks out OF his tongue. and this wss his salutaton:
.Gintlemun filed with intinse aiarum when
behold the large and increasing German element
now flowing into this great and glorious country o.
ours"
She Obeyed Orders.-I thought you had good
girl, Mrs. Bloom
What became OF her.
II told her to get mp early and dust
she 60, up and dusteI."-(Detro!t Tribune.
There Is a vessel sailing under the Turkish faa
which is manned entirely by monks II is called The
Holy Prophet liza (Eijah), and is Of about 3" tons
burden The captain IL Jeromonach monk
ranking higher than friar, and all the sailors are
expert seamen, well as monks or brothers The
pilot, Father Iraklij Heracus). has sailed over all
the oceans having c.rcumnavgated the gobe. The
entire speak both Russian and Greek, and
service the snip aternates with services in the
little church in the forecaste. One Of the most
curious sights connected with the ship is that OF the
monks in their religious costumes climbing up the
ratllnes and the yardarm, reefing sails ana
doing other work aloft.
to D intro Ih da 4 mS Ms Ne Hy 'k M R
sbby Of oFNy she Coates Yesterday gentlemen
thus made acquainted were DR. " oI 9t Tl
-
-(Kansas city Times.
The Holy Terror-say, Mr. Choker, won't you give
me one OF your pieces?
The New MInis;er-Why my boy. what do you
mean?
The Holy Terror-well pop sail that when you
preached your first sermon last Sunday. you went
ell to pieces. and thought maybe you'd lei me have
Of them.
A peculiar but profitable Industry which Or. Ben
SharD. of this discovered among the ma
tlves OF Alaska on his recent trip TO the Eehrng
for to to- tne hs armed he warus WITH
a growth OF whiskcrs which extend three or tour
OF enabling It to detec, the presence iceberg
before actual contact has resulted. These whiskers
When warus is killed he natives proceed to pull
out with the aid Of rgde pnse ,5 each separae
In neat packages and exported to China where they
Chinese NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Record
On calm days the crew Of the lightship anchored
three miles of the mouth of the Columbia River,
Ore. able at ebbt!de to lower bucket the
side and bring up water fresh enough for drinking
purposes This fresh water spreads the
surface Of the in the shape Of fan. the apex
being the mouth OF the Columbia II is only about
two feet In depth. and II the bucket is allowed 10
sink below that depth the with which 1t is
filed IL strong ocean brine. There not many
rivers in the world with strength sufficient to send
their waters far out to the principal excep-
ton being the Amazon, which freshens the ocean
for twenty miles of its mouth. ships having filed
their casks with fresh water from the Amazon
when out OF sight OF land
The Conscientious Astrcnomer.-Ho Gus eeper-Dd
trade?
Tramp-Oh yes. mum. I useter be A astronomer.
Housekeeper-Of all things Why didn't you keep
Tramp was too conscientious 10 make that there
So business Poy nun felier has so,;er
a llk NJ
a little red bah up in tn sky an claim to see folks
teacher 81 traded my Instrument, 10 street fakr
for a free-lunch route.-(New-York Weekly.
Uncle Josh Welton. a weather prophet OF Eas-
ton Penn. has issued a bulletin concerning the
coming winter. He predicts that Il will come early
and stay late and will be remarkable for high
winds. tremendous storms, deep snow and cold Of
the polar variety. As reasons fer HIS prediction
he says that the leaves hang on the trees regard
less OF frosts and strong winds the stopped
singing early. chIpmunks have laid In great sup
ply OF provisions. the corn has remarkably thick
coat of husk cranberres possess peculiar scerbity
the chestnut burrs are lined with unusually thick
fur. and the goosebone is mostly white
In New-York streetcar Loquacious passenger
addressing his neighbor who is reading his morning
paper
No response.
Amy news today
Cars move very slowly this morning"
Silence thickcns.
ANY from Cuba? %
Could hear pin drop
Guess We'll have rain before night"
Stiffness
Going far?'
MY dear SIR" at last replied the silent man.
will you be so kind 10 inform me whether you
are prizehghter or a barher?"-Y onkers States
man.
The Argonaut" tells of An incident that happened
TO a noted American singer in Boston. She
sing at an evening concert. and a carriage TO be
for her. She Mt wi "A
friend who had suite OF rooms In a large apart
mcnt house, in which the tube system OF COM
muncation with the outer world prevailed 1t was
past the time when the carriage should have APP
peared and the lady was growing a little nervous
She was sitting with her wraps on. when the bell