The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1895-02-28
EAST MA7YNILLE.

800 t'rt7 ~ = VIZ VI my
newspaper correspondent, 'and /
find myself dry wing my quill across
the tablet noting something per-
tanning to East Maryyille. She is a
pretty little place. UGon two creeks
she stands, She has health, IA ne
and grace, Aud pretty girls she
commands. If we want to build
houses we have two machine shops
to manufacture the material, and a
host of carpenters 10 do the work.
Two brick yards TO get our brick
from, with which to build our
chimneys and make our side walks.
A timer to put up our cutters, and
painters to bcautify our homes,
when we have the money to have
it done. Aud when We have done
all this and then get hungry, we
have two Touring mills, two stores
and meat market from which to
draw our rations. And if if we eat
too much, or get sick from any 9TH
or cause, or catch the chen flew
end ways" or take the tooth ache,
we have two doctors and one dem
fist, to apply the remedies. If our
druggist, who lives among us,
wanted to be very accommodating
he could set up u branch drug.
store over here so that our pills,
paregOric or castoria would be
more convenient. If we feel dis
posed to not do our own
cooking we have boarding house
where the epicurian desire can be
satisfied to the hearts content. We
have wooden mill to make our
bed blankets and such things.
Also wood yard that we can go
to If We run out Of wood and get
too cold, if we don't want to go to
the woods and chop, or are too lazy
to work what is the reason we can't
go by moonlight and lay in a sup
ply. A Blacksmith shop to shoe
our horses and sharpen our plows
liz we feel ..nclined to plow any.
!! 4 Slsu pose splue of US would have
more corn II We Would pillow more.
We also have livery stable to fur
nish Us horse and buggy, if we
have none of our own. The cleo
trio light plant is in East Mary
vile which lights our town. We
have one mill wright, who keeps
our mills IN order One Prof. to
teach our children Latin. Two
lawyers to get rs out of trouble, if
perchance we were to get into mis-
chief. We have three preachers to
minister unto our spiritual neers
if we have any, and l presume we
have. Yes we have an interest in
the "Wild Cat Bank" where we
can shave your notes one hundred
| per cent if you can't do better. Last
but not least, we have one attrac-
ton no other part of town has; and
that is the depot, where we all can
congregate, especially on Sunday,
to see who are going and coming.
So Mr.. Editor you can see that we
have most everything that goes tC
make up city unless it is Court
House, and we don't need such q
thing, for we are all law abiding
people.
If there is any body on our side
of town or any one visiting
there, who wants to be mentioned
in the TIMES, and have the world
know who you are, just let me
know, and | will have your name
sent to the four corners OF the
earth if / can get the TIMES to car.
ry it that far away from home. Sc
don't be backward about seeing
me for that is my business, and
/ have time enough to mention
you oil, if you will only say so.
Mrs Julia Andrews and her son
Howard, have gone to live with
her daughter, in Illinois. Mrs
Andrews, made many friends here
and the prayers of her friends &c
with her that the change may be
beneficial to her health.
Mrs. Calvin Anderson, who pur'
chased Mrs Andrews property
some time ago has moved into il
since vacated by Mrs. Andrews.
Mr.. Bob Young, has gone into the
depot to assist Mr.. Mckenzie with
the work there.
| ALI. Lane is down with thu
measles at his Uncle Abe Lane
home.
Capt Rowan, spent Sunday will