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FROM MANY SOURCES.

Wife--John, why don't you go to sleepS
Husband-I'm afraid it might wake up
the baby.-Life.
Painter Al have Just finished por-
trait of the professor, and when his wife
came to see it yesterday she thought it was
really her husband Painter B.-Indeed!
You know my picture of Hercules? Well,
last week thought would touch up his
nose a little, and directly put my brush
on 1t he sneezed !-Humoristiche Blatter.
Doctor-Countess, 1 should be glad II
you would let me hear you cough. Count
ess-I don't feel disposed to do SO just
now. Ito her maid) Eliza, please cough
as l did this morning. Motto per Ridere.
A soldier leaving barracks is stopped by
the corporal Of the guard. "You cannot
70 out without leave. " ~ have the verbal
permission of the captain" "Show me
that verbal permission. london Globe.
Minnie-I saw MI. Timmins at the play
last night, but don't think he enjoyed 1t
much. Mamie-Yes; he told me that he
sat behind your hat and could see very lit
tie in it.--Indianapolis Journal.
First Office Boy-Do you like your job9
Second Office Boy-Naw! The typewriter
Is IS, the bookkeeper's sore cause he can't
be dude on So week, the installment
company took the head clerks bicycle
away from him last week cause he hadn't
paid up on it, and the boss won't let me
whistle anywhere. -Somerville Journal.
"But If you are in earnest in your anti
cruelty to animal principles how can you
bring yourself TO encourage their butchery
by eating meat?" II even things up by
not paying my butcher bills. "-Cincinnati
Enquirer.
He--There is one poem Of Tennyson's
that I like. 1t is Break, Break, o
Sea!' She-Why do you like that? He
WE'LL the sea broke me last summer, and l
like to see it get paid back.-Syracuse
Post.
She-No man Is good enough for me-
He-I know that, but am bad enough?
-Life.
Miss Gushington-Do you not find Dr.
Smalltalk entertainingp He is such a
mimic. Mr.. Sneerington (who detests the
dootor)-I have often noticed that the doc
tor takes people off cleverly.-Town and
Country journal.
Landlady Country lodgings)-Well,
mum, the sittin room Is small, but we've
fine large kitchen, and If you like to sit
there WI me and my old man, Lor, bless
ye, we won't mind. -Moonshine.
Her Mamma-What is dead letter,
please9 Mamma One that has been given
to your father to post. Household Words.
Conductor get your fare? Pas
senger-I guess So didn't see you ring
it up for the ompany.-Roxbury Gazette.
Professor Colorz--In this prism blue
predominates. Mr.. Callow, what is the
relative value of the blue and the red?
Callow Gust waking up)-Why, the blue
is IS cents and the red is 1o.-Syracuse
Post,
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An Insulting Suspicion.

Winks-What's the matterf You look
q MUruut.
Jinks-I ought to be mad. I've been
grossly insulted, and by my own preacher
too.
"Your preacher?"
Yes my preacher. He stopped me in
the street and said he'd noticed that on
two or three occasions lately I'd left the
church just as the contribution box start
ed around"
"Did you leave?"
Eyes, but you don't suppose it was to
avoid adding a paltry dime to the church
funds do your The idea! 1t makes me
boil to think that preacher-my own
preacher, too-should suggest such thing.
It's outrageous.
"But why did you leave?"
ut was raining. I'd forgotten my UNI
brella and knew there were only few
in the vestibule. New York Weekly
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New Fast California Train

On October 20 the Santa Fe Route will
inaugurate new and strictly limited first
class service to Southern California.
The California Limited willlsave Chicago
at 600 p. m. daily, reaching Los Angeles
in three days and San Francisco in three.
and one.half days, saving of half a day.
Time from this station correspondingly
reduced.
Equipment will consist Of superb new
vestibuled Pullman palace and compart-
ment sleepers, chair car aud dining car
through to Los Angeles without change
This will be the fastest and most lux
urious service via any line to California
Another daily train will cary through
palace sleeper and tourist sleeper to San
Francisco and tourist sleeper to Los
Angeles, as at present.
For full particulars inquire of local
agent Atchlson, Topeka & Santa Fe R. R.
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whole row down by upsetting one brick.
That is exactly what happens to the health
when the bowels fail to perform their prop
er function. Constipation makes trouble
all along the line-puts the liver out of
order, is bad for the kidneys-bad for the
stomach. 1t holds in the body poisonous
matter, and because it cannot go any place
else, it gets into the blood The blood car
ries it all over the system. That makes
sluggishness, lassitude, bad breath and foul
taste in the mouth fills the stomach with gas
and causes windy belching, stops digestion
in the stomach, causes sour stomach, heart
burn and fatulence. It makes pimples
and blotches and causes sick and bilious
headaches. Nine -tenths of all human all
ments are due to this one seemingly trivial
cause. DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure
constipation. They really cure it. No
body becomes slave to the use of the
"Pellets." They cause no gripping and are
as mild as they are efficient. At any drug
store. Look out for the druggist who tries
to sell you something which he says is
"just as good" There is nothing just as
good. There is nothing that is nearly as
good. Anybody who tells you there is is
mistaken-or worse.
A GREAT nEDIcAL WORK FREE.
We have arranged to give away absolutely free
900, 900 of DR.. Pierce's great book, Common
Sense Medical Adviser" It contains zoos pages,
and more than 900 illustrations, some of them in
colors. $4,000 copies of it have been sold at the
regular price, so per copy. The profits on this
present edition, copy Of which will be sent to
any address on receipt of 81 one-cent stamps to
cover cost of mailing only. Address Worlds d.
pensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
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burlington Route.

The summer has come and gone; the
beautiful autumn 10 again with us; the
great Burlington continues to come and
60 every day in the year, and will con-
time to run the best equipped trains
from Denver to Chicago, St. Louis,
Peoria, Quincy, Kansas City, st. Joe,
Omaha, Lincoln and intermediate points,
without change of cars.
The Burlington has long been the es-
tablished favorite route of the travelling
public, and will continue to be the leader
in everything pertaining to the safety
and comfort of it's patrons. Through
vestibuled trains leaves Denver at HOO
a. nj. and $3.50 p. m. and carry the finest
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars, Famous
G. B. d @. Dining Cars (meals la carte),
Reclining Chair Cars and splendid day
coaches. Notwithstanding the many ad-
vantages offered by this line, our rates
are as low as via any other. All ticket
agents will consider it pleasure to give
full particulars, ticket You, check your
baggage to any point In the United States
or Canada. Remember your local agent
can make you as good rates as can be OBJ.
teined in Denver, but should you desire
any special information, kindly write
G. W. Vallery, General Agent, 1889 18th
street, Denver, Colo.
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Mr.. J. K. Fowler, secretary and treas
urer of the Corinne Mill, Canal and Stock
Co., of Corinne, Utah, in speaking of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy says 81
consider it the best in the market. I
have used many kinds bat find Chamber
lain's the most prompt and effectual in
giving relief, and now keep no other in
my home" When troubled with cough
or cold give this remedy trial and we
assure you that you will be more than
pleased with the result. For sale by A.
G. Ireland, jr.
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Connections with main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creole, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. & c. G. r. R. for
the gold camps of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
YER with all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers leaving Santa Fe
at a. m. take supper at Alamosa, at
which point through sleeper will be re-
served If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. j. HELM, General Agent,
Santa Fe, N. NJ.
S. K. HOOPER, G. p. A.,
Denver, Colo.
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Notice.
To all whom it may concern:


Notice is hereby given that, pursuant
to an order of the district court within
and for the county of Santa Fe, and terri
tory of New Mexico, directing the issue
of a commission to take the dispositions
of the following named witnesses: Fran
cisco Romero, Jesns Narvais, Ambrosio
Ortiz, Ascension Silva, Antonio Jose Sill
va, valentln Montoya and Antonio Ortiz y
Salazar, the testimony of whom is to be
taken relative to who were and are the
heirs and lineal descendants of Domingo
Romero, one of the grantees of the Mesita
de Juana Lopez grant, situate, lying and
being IN the county of Santa Fe, territory
of New Mexico, the Cerrillos Coal 4 Iron
Company will on the 9th day of Decem-
Der, A. D. 1896, at the Office Of Robert G.
Gortner, notary public named in said
order, as the person before whom such
dispositions shall be taken, proceed to
take the dispositions Of the witnesses
herein named.
CERRrLLos COAL & Iron COMPANY,
By R. E. Tw1ToHELL,
Attorney and Agent.
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, a GREAT MEDICAL WORK FREE.
II f WARD.
EXECUTIVE OFFICE,
Santa Fe, New Mexico,
0ctohar 81 1905

Whereas, One Daniel E. Young was, in
the month of October, A. d. 1895, muir
dered by unknown parties in the county
of Union, territory of New Mexico;
and
Whereas, Parties committing said muir
der are fugitives from Justice;
Now, therefore, I, W. 7. Thornton, gov
ernor of the territory Of New Mexico, by
virtue of the authority in me vested, do
hereby offer a reward in the sum of two
hundred $4,000 dollars each for the ar
rest and conviction of the parties guilty
of this murder, said reward to be payable
out of any moneys in the territorial
treasury appropriated for rewards.
Dated at the executive Office this 21st
day of October, 1895.
Witness my hand and the great seal OF
the territory of New Mexico.
SEAL. w. T. THORNTON,
Governor of New Mexico.
By the Governor:
LoRION MILLER,
Secretary of New Mexico.
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ELAT-oPENING BLANK BOOKS


Being satisfied that if you have once
used a fat-opening book, you will al
ways use them, and in order to get
you to try one the New Mexican
Printing Co. of Santa Fe, will sell you
HANDMADE BLANK BOOKS,
bound in full leather, with patent
FLAT-oPENING STUBS, with your
name and the number, or letter, Of the
book on the back in gilt letters, at the
following low prices:
s 9r. (40S pages} Cash Book $3.50
They are made with pages 10Kx16
inches, Of . good ledger paper with
round cornered covers. The books
are made in our bindery and we guar
antee every one Of them.
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AvisO.
A todos quienes concierne:

A todos quienes concierne:
Por esta sc da aviso que de conformi-
dad con una orden de la corte de distrito
en- por ell condado de Santa Fe, y terri
torio de Nuevo Mexico, dirigisndo la au-
torizacion de una comision para tomar
las declaraciones de los siguientes testi-
gos nombrados: Francisco Romero, Je-
sus Narvais, Ambrosio Ortiz, Ascension
Silva, Antonio Jose Silva, valentin Mon
toya y Antonio Ortiz , Salazar, 81 testi-
monio de quienes SO tomara con referen-
ola quienes eran los herederos y descen-
dientes lineales de Domingo Romero, uno
de los mercenados de Ia MERGED de la Me-
sta de Juana Lopez, situada y ubicada
en- 81 condado de Santa Fe, territorio de
Nuevo Mexico, la Cerrillos Coal & Iron
Company, Ell dia 3 de Diciembre, A. D.
1895, en- la oficina del notario publico,
Robert G. Gortner, nombrado en- dicha
orden de ser la persona delante de quien
90 tomaran dichas declaraciones, sc pro-
cedsra a tomar la declaration do los tes-
tigos aqui nombrados.
CrRRrLLos Coal d IRoN COMPANY,
Por X. E. TwITcHELL,
Abogado y Agente.
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Advised.

A young lady in charge Of the captain
Of a P. and o. boat had two suitors on
board and a pug dog. The latter fell over
board, and one Of her swains instantly
jumped after 1t into the sea. The other
confined himself to leaning over the side
and crying, "Poor doggier' When the
rescuer came on board, dripping the
young lady turned to the captain and
asked him which of her two lovers, after
such an incident, he would recommend
her to take. He was a practical man and
replied, "Take the dry one, which she
accordingly did.-Argonaut.
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Notice OF Administration.

Notice is hereby given that I, the IN.
dersigned, have been appointed, by the
honorable proDate court Of San Miguel
county, administrator of the estate Of
Robert n. Longwill, deceased, and duly
qualified as such.
All persons having any claims against
said estate are therefore required to
present the same within the time pre-.
scribed by law.
LOUIS SULzBAoHER,
Administrator.
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Would Help Him Out.
Pick Me Up.

Green-Yes, I think it's getting on
very we'll. Who has been sitting to you
for your Apollo?
Brown-Well, I couldn't get man to
suit me, and, as a matter Of fact, it has
been done mostly from myself in the
glass.
Green-But, my boy, why didn't you
let me know? I'd have sat for you with
pleasure ST. James Budget.
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see that you have been bnylng a
bicycle, he casually remarked, as they sat
side by side on the sofa. Yes. Cash or
installment? Two dollars week, she
admitted. And thus it was she unknow-
ingly caused him to postpone his propo-
snl for nearly wear.
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Secretary of New Mexico.

1t is truth in medicine that the small
est dose that performs cure is the best.
De Wits Little Early Risers are the
smallest pills, will perform a cure, and
are the best. Newton's Drug Store.
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A Bully Good Time.
Valuable.

Valuable.
Mrs. Cumso (reading)-A butcher In
Indiana killed COW and found in her
stomach several hairpins, thimble, five
screws and . $40 goldpiece.
Mr.. Cumso-That bears out exactly
what my Uncle Jim used to say.
"What was thatp''
"He always commended that there was
money In COWS. Life
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nomeseekers' Excursion.

A second series of homeseekers' excur-
sions have been arranged for, and all
agents east of the Missouri river will sell
tickets at one fare for the round trip to
all points in Arkansas, Arizona, Colorado,
Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, Louisiana,
New Mexico, Oklahoma, North and South
Dakota, Texas, Wyoming and Utah. dates
Of sale October 8 and ~, 1898. Return
dates will be October II, Is, 10, 20, Is, 20
and November 1, =, 8 or IL, 1895. For
particulars call on agents Of the "6ants
Fe Route"
Gro. T. NICHOLSON, H. 8. Lutte,
g. p. A. Chicago. Agent, Santa Fe.
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1t is just as easy to try One Minute
Cough Cure as anything else. It is easier
to cure severe cough or cold with it.
Let your next purchase for cough be One
Minute Cough Cure. Better medicine;
better results; better try it. Newton's
drug store.
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selnsl, Man.

Hortense-Wh would you call we'll OF
In life, Mr.. Van Jayi
Van Jay--Wsll, when q man has plenty
Of money and Is single. Brooklyn Eagle.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-30

A felt want is that gnawing at the
stomach after you have eaten full meal,
and can't eat any more, and yet there is
that feeling as though You had eaten
nothing. What is wanted then is a dose
of Simmons Liver Regulator, the best
Dyspepsia cure, for that is what the
gnawing means. "Simmons Liver Regu-
lator is all that is recommended for indi-
gestion."-A. R. nyche, London, Ky.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-30

Teacher-If one servant girl could
clean two rooms in two hours, how long
would it take two servant girls to do it.?
Little Girl-Four hours. Teacher
Wrong. It would only take one hour.
Little Girl-O, didn't know you was
talkip' about servant girls that wasn't
on speaking terms.
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"While down in the southwestern part
Of the state some time ago." says Mr.. W.
Chalmers, editor of the Chico (Cal.) Enter
prise, II had an attack of dysentery. Hav-
ing heard of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhea Remedy bought bottle.
A couple of doses of it completely cured
me. Now am champion of that rem
edy for all stomach and bowel COM
plants" For sale by A. @. Ireland, jr.
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in allowing inactivity Of the kidneys to
grow through neglect. The deadly shoals
of Bright's disease and diabetes will
wreck the goodly bark of health If it is al
lowed to drift ruderless upon them. The
bladder, too, if inactive, and judicious
medication does not speedily direct the
helm toward the port of safety, will be
whelmed by the quicksand of disease. In
selecting diuretic, let your choice fall on
Hostetters's Stomach Bitters, which
stimulates the renal organs without ir-
irritating and exciting them, two effects to
be apprehended from the unmedicated
stipull largely resorted to. These have a
tendency to react rejudicially. The Bit
tiers invigorate the kidneys and bladder,
comm on with the nerves and the diges-
tive organs, and SO affording lasting aid.
It also affords dual assistance in pre-
venting and curing intermittent and re-
mittent fever, Bllliousnesa, constipation
and rheumatism it also subjugates.
Tramp understand that pocket
book containing $4,000 has been found
on the street and you have got it here. I
lost it. Police Justice-What proof have
you got that you lost it? Tramp-This
hin hola N NV r,ocket
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The healing properties of De Wits
Witch Hazel Salve are we'll known. 1t
cures eczema, skin affections and is sim
ply perfect remedy for piles. Newton's
drug store.
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When any part OF

When any part OF
the body isn't doing
the work that nature
intended it to do, II
puts the whole sys-
TEN out of tune-out
of harmony. When
all of the parts do
not work we'll to-
gether, none of them
can work just right.
Sickness in one part
of the body is likely
to run into all parts
of the body. 1t isn't
necessary TO be SICK
all over the body, in
order that you may
fe Ell sick all over.
When children stand
a row of bricks on
end. they knock the
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A Good Guarantees.

Customer Tin shoe STOREY will you war
rant these shoes goodp
Proprietor Yes, madam. If you DOM
find them as good as I tell you, you bring
them back, and I'll make them good for
nothing. New York World.
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He waxing serious)-Do you believe
in the truth of the saying, Man proposes;
God disposes? She (archly)-it depends
upon whom man proposes to.
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sUNBEAMs.

Now that Annie Besant is to pay the
United States another visit, orthoepical
purists will bear in mind that her name
is accented on the first syllable, while that
of Walter Besant carries it's stress on the
asst syllable. The novelist is reputed to
have purposely changed the pronuncia-
ton of his name in order to avoid the
association it had in the popular mind
with that of the theosophlst.
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His way Of Putting It.

Conductor In q crowded street car:
Groom In the rear Of the car for one
lady or two gentlemen. - Chicago Record.
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Professor (about to start on his we'd
ding trip bids his parents farewell, then
to his young INTELLECTUALLY dear
goodby.
"What, you are laying goodby to me
too?'
"Why, that's SO, you are going with
me l'-Buch fur ALE.
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BOOK WORK

We are the best equipped establishment
in the whole southwest for this line of
work. and our unequalled facilities
enable us to turn out work at the
lowest possible figures.
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RIO GRANDE & SANTA FE
Dsnver & Rio Grande Railroads.
THE SCENIC LINE OF THE WORLD.

Time Table No. SO.
Effective Oct. Is, 1895.
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S. K. HOOPER, G. p. A.,
Denver, Colo.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1895-04-26
TO FOUND a STATE.
Michigan. Minnesota and Wisconsin Would
Contribute to Its Territory.

MARQUETTE, April 10. - The old
scheme of creating a new state out of
portions of northern Michigaa, Min
nesota and Wisconsin has been revived
by Capt. Alex. McDougall, of West SUI
perior. inventor of the halebacks.
The name superior" or Mining state"
would suit Captain McDougall He pro-
poses to make the Mississippi river the
western boundary and line drawn
along the southern boundary of the
northern tier of Wisconsin counties the
southern boundary.
What is aimed at particularly is to
place the three great iron ranges, the
Vermillion, the Mesaba and the Co
gebic, in one state, SO that the inter-
ests of none of them could be injured
by conflicting legislation and all might
be treated from the same basis.
The new state would be one of the
richest in wealth in the union, it
would have more than 800 miles of
water front and contain 1.-The head of
the lakes" harbor, which is the gate
way for the trade and commerce of the
entire northwestern country. "Superi-
or" or 1.-The mineral state" would at
once become one of the greatest states
of the union, it is firmly believed by its
advocates.
EsCANABA. April l9-There is very
strong sentiment here in favor of the
new state of Superior.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1895-04-26
Michigan Royal Arcanum.

FLINT, April ls.-The annual session
of the Michigan Grand Council, Royal
Arcanum, has closed. ;. f. Woodcock,
of Niles, was elected grand regent. The
report of the grand regent showed sew
enty councils in good standing in the
Michigan jurisdiction. Three councils
were suspended during the year The
grand secretary's report showed the
membership to be 6.l61. The grand
treasurer reported receipts from all
sources for the year ending March 30,
1895, $40, 1922; expenses, S7,O7s.27, and
So, 612.92 on hand. Fifty deaths occurred
during the year. The next SESSION will
be held at Jackson.