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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27
NO cArysE-wAR Is SURE.

Old Julius Caesar is supposed TO
have written a book at spare moments.
The book is called his commentaries.
Nearly every youth who has been yauk-
ed through college has been forced TO
read it. One of the most frequent
phrases in this work is: ''Casus belli"
the cause OF war. Julius Caesar was
an old fraud. The causes for war he
usually gave were mere pretenses, and
did not warrant good, old-fashioned
reighborhoOd scrap. The Trevoritl or
the Sabintii had done something to the
Uxoritii. and Old Blear-eyed Caesar
would sail out across Gaul, and snatch
the UXoritii bald-headed.
The truth OF the matter was that Old
pot-bellied Julius had no cause for war
except that he wanted to war and
meant to do it.
And. strange to say. the world has
not changed much. Look at Mexico
and Guatemala. For months they have
been shifting around in the air trying
to find a cause for war Finally they
ran their noses into the fact that per-
haps the boundary beween the two
countries wasn't as definite as it should
be. simultaneously the good natured
idiots of both countries rush out on the
streets and, throwing their mouths
open, whoop for vengeance and blood.
1t makes no difference absolutely
whether the boundary line between the
countries is correct or not. There is
nothing alive in the vicinity but d
colony or two OF mosquitoes and a stray
lizard or so and the mosquitoes and
lizards do not know whether they are
serving his majesty, President Diaz, or
his bloated nibs, President Barrios.
And what is more TO the point they
don't give continental condemnation
The people in Mexico and Guatemala
would sleep just as well; their appe-
tites would be just as obstreperous;
their eye-sight would remain unim-
paired, and their contentment would
be just as complete whether there was
any boundary between Mexico and
Guatemala or not.
But somebody found that the bound
airy line was crooked and then these
cross-eyed Mexcans and mummitied
Guatemalans roar for gore, and hot
gore and lots Of it. Because that
boundary line isn't where it ought to
be, or where it isn't they will rush to
the front and pump one another full
of hot lead.
SO it can be seen that, as in the days
of Caesar, the cause of war is a fraud
and that war is most imminent when
there is least cause for it.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27
OKLAHOMA OUTLINES,

The map of Oklahoma has changed six
times in the last six years.
Perry is to have a grist mill, the bonus
to be given being exemption from taxes.
1t remains to be seen whether the Perry
Revival can pray in the face of a blizzard.
When the Choctaw is completed Oklaho-
ma City expects to buy coal at $3.50 per
ton.
Bill Cook says he never saw Bill Doolin
but once and that he never laid eyes on
Bill Cook.
George r. Simms, a prominent citizen Of
Utica. n. Y, recently secured a divorce
in Oklahoma.
If Governor Renfrow had known more
about Latin he would have called it an
"Insanitorium."
A Legislative smile" in the basement Is
made up of sugar, a little absinthe and
three star Hennessey.
Bion Hutchins rushes wildly into the
breach and whoops: Make way for Lib
erty-and Ponca City"
If Bob Ray ever runs for Office again he
will find a wonderful falling off in the old
maid vote since the last election.
There are ninety insane people from Ok
lahoma in Jacksonville, Ills. What job
it will be to move them to Norman.
captain BAKER Oh OkldnO1ld Is TeidtcQ
to Lucien Baker, but SO distantly that
Capt has to use telescope to see it.
Judge Scott appears to be quite as good
shielding himself with his left as he is
adept at sending in smashers with his
right.
Oklahoma City isn't fast enough quite
for living pictures, so they did the next
thing to it and played Pygmalion and
Galatea.
Editor Niblack of the Guthrie Leader
has returned from Washington and the
commercial value of his whisper has gone
UP 100 per cent
Blackwell has appeared in Guthrie, but
nobody has yet persuaded him to show up
those wounds he received when the Chero-
KEGS tortured him.
L. T. Mitchell of FL Reno has been
elected attorney for the Cheyenne and
Arapahoes. This is better than running
against Dennis Flynn.
Even the Oklahoma statehood boomers
have become tired of congress and want
to return home. That congress appears
to be even worse than any body has yet
supposed.
Two colored men at Oklahoma City chal-
lenged each other to a prize fight and the
crowd was about to insist on their going
for each other when the police came to
the rescue and stopped the contest.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

Two Oklahoma litigants who went to
law over pig resolved the second
gear TO Kill each other; then they dis
covered that they had Ia borrow money
from their lawyers 10 buy the re-
voNers.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

A million dollars day is that at
which gold has been shipped out Of the
country for the past week. Gold ex-
portatons now exceed any other
commodity
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

Papers all over the country are per-
hitting women To issue single editions
of newspapers and the dead poetry
that is being resuScitated is really stu
pendiouS
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

The Chinese generals are so patriotic
that they prefer to be beheaded by
their own government 10 running anv
risk of being killed by the Japs.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

Lillian Russell advises women to
dress modestiy-presumably so that
she may have monopoly of masculine
admiration to herself.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

In all parties the sentiment Of the
politicians after the election is over, is
that the time for hard work has just
,r.,.ir-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

Dakota is making Il nuisance OF her
self by sending her surplus atmosphere
out of the state every week or two to
have it warmed up.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

Old Man PETER introduced a very
sensible measure in the senate the other
day, but PETER introduced it and that
killed
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

Lucien Baker has 4 hole clear
through him as 4 result of being behind
the bat when Leavenworth man was
trying TO strike out Dan Anthony with
q revolver
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

Those who know him say there is
more emphatic thunder and rumbling
crashing resolution in Lucien Bakers
NO than in any other Kansas states
mans negative.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

Perhaps if Bobby Burns ghost could
be sent TO n Kelley institute the in
tensity of those Burns ban1uets could
be lessened somewhat.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

But little over a month is left for this
congress 10 put the frillS and spangles
on the nothing which it has had SO
hard time To accomplish.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

The Pops should save time and begin
to criticize Senator Bakers first speech
in the United States senate right away.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

Friday was the Burns anniversary
and it passed unnoticed in Wichita.
Wichita long ago discovered that it
couldn't travel in the haggis class.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

The cathedral stiffness that enveI-
opeS the fight for state wardenship
Of the penitentiary is becoming more
ominOuS every day.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

The legislature of Nebraska has
wisely made an appropriation for the
drouth sufferers, and further solicita-
tionS are unnecessary.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

In the opinion of many, Dick Chase
should be retained in the penitentiary
indefinitely. but not as warden.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

In keeping out Of the Brooklyn fight
Sovereign has proved To the country
that he does not have to pick up a red
poker twice to learn that it is hat
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

A Wichita doctor advised a man to
restrict himself to diet of peanuts
and fruit and the man at once made an
application to get on the police force.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

OF course it was a Pop paper, and a
leading Pop paper. that spoke of Mrs.
Morrill, as Governess Morrill,.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

There is growing suspicion that the
parity between the price Of horsefiesh
and the price of anti-toxne is not being
maintained
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

September is not so far away, and
then Corbett will put the finishing
touches on FitzsimmonS.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

The part that Mr.. Nighswonger of
SedSwick county takes in the legisla-
ture is akin to a knot-hole swimming
around in space.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

The time is fast approaching when
the ground hog will decide whether we
are TO have an early spring or a late
winter
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

The female suffragi sts are Fostering
the legislature again. But let them go.
You can not persuade 4 bore that he is
a bore
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

Kansas new senator was named
after Greek satirical writer. Occas-
ionally the humble sunflower will rub
up against the classic Amaranthus.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

There is room for the impression
that the microbe that is so injurious
TO the circulation of the currency comes
from stockings
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

The Democratic administration is
running without a policy and will soon
pass away leaving nothing for funeral
pXDenSeS
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

Ex-Governor Waite is laid up some
where in the east. He is probably suf-
fering from rush of blood to the
tongue
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

The term of Senator Baker expires
with the century-in 1900-that is if
the Pops will let the government live
that long.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

A long suffering people hope that
the senate Will not make a stock job
bling affair Of their currency plans.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

The electric thrill which Breckin-
ridge was to have sent through his
audience appears to have been
grounded
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

Drawing line through anything is a
common method of cancellation. But
it doesn't work on the letter S when
treated so: $.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27
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Cures ali cssss Of Rupture IN to 9
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Hydroc-Ie. vsricocse; psl~s, as;ula and
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

Greece is drifting into revolution
and the GreaSer wants war too, ana
both are naturally suffering.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

Poor old Topeka that stands so much
In need of a civic federation is trying
to correct the morals of Wichita.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

At any day soon Pennoyer of Oregon
is likely to break out and try to counter
felt life.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

The Burton hand-shake has passed
into history; and so has the Hood
iInl-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

Every move on the part Of Japan
causes bad break in China.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

Now it is given out that the railroads
have cut off DR.. Pitchers pass.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

charged by
doing business adopted the SPOT CASH SYS
TEN which enable sell close figures We prices
on some of eur goods, towit:
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27
ON PAPER NOW

Our inventory is, but not completed, therefore the
partnership remains is for few days longer while
figure In the meantime will the life out of
this general stock of goods, and every item of it.
Yours truly for the biggest bargains.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-27

Dea - IA cut bowers. louise Ani hel,
ding pants Es~es AID Srrzniums a
sf<eiaity. Orders for parties. wsdiinas
and fsaHssls srs2Q.iy fli~d. Psoas ass
The San Francisco call., 1895-12-20
PROPOSALS.

w. ~
PROPOSALS FOR SUPPLIES FOR VETE
Il rams Home observation-disclosures is hereby ven
that sealed proposals will be received by the ard
of directors of the Veterans Home Association at
its Office, room 13 800 SaDsome street, San Fran
cisco, California, up to o'clock p. NJ, Saturday,
December p, 1895, and opened Immediately there
after in the presence of bidders for furnishing and
delivering quartermaster and commissary supplies
for the Veterans Home, Napa County, California
(railroad station Yountville), for the six mouths
commencing January /, 1896, and ending June
30 1898.
Schedules, with information and instructions for
submitting bids, will be furnished upon appli-
cation TO the undersigned. Bidders will carefully
follow the conditions of the schedules and no Did
will be considered unless it Is in accordance with
such schedules. Each bidder must accompany his
bid with a certified check upon some well known
and responsible banking house for at least 10 per
cent OF the amount of his bid, payable TO j. C.. Cur
rier, treasurer, conditional that the bidder will
enIer into good and valid contract, upon notice of
acceptance, as required by law. The board re-
serves the right to reject any or all bids and to
order any quantity or under the amount speci-
fed. Address ]. J. ScoviIle, Secretary Veterans
Home Association room 13, 800 Sansome street,
San Francisco, California. By order Of the board
OF directors. J. J. SCoVILLE, Secretary.
The San Francisco call., 1895-12-20
MARRIED.

EAST-STEVENSON-In Oakland December 10,
1895, by the Rev. E. A. Doane Henry East anu
Jeanie D. Stevenson, both of Oakland, Cal.
GOLDNER - NEISSER-In this city, December
IL. 1895, Alfred C. Godner ard Rosa Neisser'
both of San Francisco.
HILDEBRAND MASS-In this city, December
1S 1895, by the Rev. j. NJ Buehler' henry Hif-
fdebrand and Celia c. Mass
HODGKINS-WATERS- this city. November
%, 1895. by the Rev. Robert Mackenzie, Lincoln
Grant Hodgkins and A. Grace Waters, both or
San Francisco
MINER - -SILVERBERG-Decem IL, 1898,
Frank G. Miner to- Sarah r. Silverberg, both OF
San Francisco.
WILLIGES - AHRENS-In this city, December
~. 1895, by the Rev. j. M. Buehler, Henry Will
ges and Anna NJ. AhrenS.
WOLF = HARRISON-In this city, December
18, 1895, by the Rev. ]. H. Schroeder, William
Wolf and Maud Harrison.
The San Francisco call., 1895-12-20
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

The following marriage licenses were issued by
the County Clerk's office December 10:
William Long and Annie Whale. 34-33.
Frank w. Weber and Monte l.. Sullivan, 26-23
s. Guggen bichler and Marie E. Prestat, 54-49.
William Niche and Annie Gray. 27-25.
Adelburt Gruber and Emma NJ Briggs, 34-28.
b. st. Faux and Madelaine Largente, 30-24.
William Lord and May German, 25-19.
The San Francisco call., 1895-12-20
DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS.
Complaints fled:

Mary Traset against Henry L. Traset.
Edward Homan against Florence Homan.
Divorces granted:
Alice Slater from George w. Slater, for failure to
provide; by Judge Daingerfield.
Jennie Misrowsky from Morris Misrowsky. mar
riage annulled because Of duress by Judge Dain-
gerfield.
Lizzie J. Roberts from Patrick F. Roberts, for
desertion; by Judge San1erson.
Kate Harris from William Harris. for deserton;
by Judge Trout. Custody of minor child and $25
month allowed plaintiff.
Jeanne Marie Dutilluel from Jean Dutilluel. for
cruelty; by Judge SeaweU
The San Francisco call., 1895-12-20
LEGAL NOTICES.

NOTICE TO CREDIToRS-ESTATE OF JOHN
IN CLYDE, deceased Notice is hereby given by
the undersigned, administrator of the estate of the
said JOHN CLYDE, deceased, to the creditors Of
and all persons having claims against the said
deceased to exhibit them with the necessary
vouchers, within four (4) months after the first
publication of this notice. to the said administrator
at his offices, 319 Pine street, San Francisco. Cal
the same being his place for the transaction of
the business of the said estate in the City and
County of san Francisco, State of California.
A. C. FREESE, Administrator of the estate of
JOHN CLYDE, deceased.
Dated at San Francisco December 3, 1895.
]. d. SULLIVAN, Attorney for Administrator,
3l9 Pine street. San Francisco, Cal.
The San Francisco call., 1895-12-20

TRUSTEES SALEM ACCORDANCE WITH
i the terms and under the authority OF a certain
deed OF trust, duly executed by ALbERI b: But
LER, party of tie first part, to HENRY G. CAMP
BELL and THADDEUS b. KENT, Trustees, par
ties of the second part, and the SAN FRA NCISCO
SAVINGS UNION, party OF the third part, dated
October 27th 1894, and recorded in the Office of the
County Recorder of the county OF Glenn, State Of
California in liber of deeds. at pages 499 and fol-
lowing: and in pursuance of resolution passed on
the 3lst day Of october 1888 by the board of drec
tors of said SAN FRANCISCO SAVINGS UNION,
q corporation and the holder of The notes (No. 49,,
US2), to secure payment of which the aforesaid
deed of trust was executed declaring that default
had been made in the pay ment of the principal
sums and other sums due under said notes and
deed OF trust, and requesting and directing said
HENRY c. CAMPBELL and THADDEUS b.;
KENT, trustees, to sell the real estate described
therein to satisfy SAID Indebtedness.
We, HENRY G. CAMPBELL and THADDEUS
B. KENT, Trustees, do hereby give notice that on
TUESDAY, the 7th day of January, A. ID. 1896, at
saesroom of EASrON, ELDRIDGE d CO., 63S
Market street, i'll the City and County of San
Francisco, State of California we will sell at public
auction, the highest bidder for cash in gold coin
land situate in the county of Glenn, State Of Cali
fornia, described follows to wit:
According TO the official plats and system of sur
veys OF the Government of the United states:
In Township nineteen 90 north, range one (l)
west, Mount Daolo base and meridian
OF section one Il J, the south half OF the north
west quarter Is. " OF NV. 14(; and lots one %,
two (2), three 81, four (4), i've (5l and six (6);
containing three hundred and forty-one and forty
six one-hundredths (341.46) acres of land.
In Township nineteen (l9) north, range one (1)
east, Mount Diabio base and meridian.
OF section six 10y, the east half of the southwest
quarter (E. "a of SW. IA; and lots one ~, two
(2), three (3), four (4) five CO.. and six (6); con-
tanning two hundred and ninety-eighJ and sixty
four one-hundredths (29S.64) acres Of land
Together with the appurtenances.
Terms OF sale-Cash in gold coin of the United
States; 10 per cent payable to the undersigned on
the fall OF the hammer, balance on delivery of
deed and If not so paid, unless for want of title
(ten days being allowed for search), then said 10
per cent to be forfeited and the sale to be void.
Acts OF sale at purchasers expense.
HENRY c. CAMPBELL rr..o.
THADDEUS B. KENT. iIustees.
The San Francisco call., 1895-12-20
BIRTHS CARRIAGES DEATHS.

Birth marriage and death notices sent by mail
will not be inserted They must be handed in at
either of the publication offices and be Endorsed
with the name and residence Of persons authorized
to have the same published.I
BORN.
DAVIS-At La Grange, December II, 1895, to the
wife Of Percy Davis, daughter.
ENOS-In this city, December IA, 1885, to the
wife of Frank S. Enos. son.
HALEY-In this city, December 1S 1895, to the
wife of Edward H. Haley, son.
KUGENER-December II, 1895, to the wife of
Peter Kugener, daughter.
MACK CKENZIE-December 1S, 1895, to the wife of
Hector Mackenzie, a daughter.
SHOENFELD-In this city, December IL, 1895,
to the wife Of A. Shoenfeld, soc.
WASCERWITZ-Decem Is, 1895 to the wife
Of NJ. II. Wascerwitz, son.
The San Francisco call., 1895-12-20
A FINE LOT 25x114, $3.50.
S. DOWN, $5 A MONTH.
NO INTEREST, NO TAXES.

For 20 days only we offer lots on Twenty-ninth
ST. near Diamond for the remarkably low price of
$780, and on the special terms of So down and $5
month Only % OF these lots to be sold, and
they will go quick; only 3 blocks from Castro-st.
cable cars, and electric cars will be on Dla-
mond ST.; fine view: nowhere else in the city can
such fine lots be had for the money; go and see
them. JACOB HEY MAN, Owner
Room 5, Crocker building, Post and Market.
N. B.-office open Wednesday and Saturday
evenings.
T AKEVIEW LOTS; NEAR NEW RACE
II track; low prices; easy terms. THE MCCAR-
THY CO., 646 Market ST.
TOR SALE-SE. COR. JONES AND CHEST
j. nut; 37x1l0; elegant residence; marine view.
Apply to MCGLYNN & MENTION, real estate
agents, room 22 Chronicle building.
HOUSES BUILT$15O TO S2i5 4 ROOM; CALL
IL and examine d lans. 114S Mission st.
The San Francisco call., 1895-12-20
FOUND.

EOUND-AT BERKELEY, / LARGE DOG
i with collar: license No. 2101, San Francisco
1895 to 1896; owner can have same by proving
property and paying charges. Call at 524 Wash
ington ST.
EOUND - THE GREATEST ALL-AROUND
IL stock accordions, mandolins, banios and guitars
in the city prices lower than the lowest. KEEN
Pioneer Musc-store Third st.. corner Market.
The San Francisco call., 1895-12-20
BUILDING AND LOAN ASSOCIATION.

CoNTINENTAL BUILDING AND LOAN AS.
" sociation-Home office, 222 Sansome ST., s. +.
General savings & loan business. Ed T.. Hill Pres;
Oliver Eldridge V.Pr.; w Corbin, Sec.& Gen,Man
The San Francisco call., 1895-12-20
CITY REAL ESTATE.

DOR CHRISTMAS