Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1895-10-11
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e9 As virtue is its own reward 81
vice is its own punishment.
p9 He that pelts every barking dos
must pick up great many stones.
sH An old topper referred to tenn
perance gathering as spiritless affair
adr There is one thing that hard
ware dealer always has "on hand"-
Nails.
e9r What a quiet world this would
be if no one spoke except to tell the
truth.
ag Sparkling across garden fence
admits of a good deal being said OF
both sides.
sar The man who never changes hi
opinions probably has no opinion
worth changing.
saT 1t is bad plan for men who ow'
money ever to make public exhibition
of extravaganza.
@" Wrongs do not leave off where
they begin, but still beget new mis-
chiefs in their course.
s9n "NIike, did you ever catch frogs?'
ayes, sor." What did you bait with p
"Bait 'em with a shtick, sor."
a9" 1t has been we'll said that ou
anxiety does not empty tomorrow o
its sorrows, but only empties today o
its strength.
sd' An hours industry will do more
to produce cheerfulness, suppress evi
humors, and retrieve your affairs, thar
a months moaning.
H6 "Doctor," said lady who wan
ted little advice gratis, "what do yot
do when you catch cold ?" II cough
madam" was the polite reply.
sar If you are holy, your holmes
will find you out. If you are not holy
all that you can say will not MAKE
your next door neighbor believe tina
you are.
aa. Music is the sound which one'
children make as they romp through
the house. Noise is the sound which
other peoples children make under
the same circumstances.
H6g- A lawyer, who is noted for hi
Observation-Disclosures, went up his owl
stairs the other day, and, seeing no
tice on his door, "Back at 8 o'clock,
sat down to wait for himself.
Bag In Burmah it is the woman wht
does the wooing. Not only does sh'
select her husband, but when she
tires of him, she procures divorce fo
the asking of it, and marries anew.
p8 "What was the most confusing
case you ever had ?" asked the doctor
of the lawyer. "Case of champagne,
returned the lawyer. ~ hadn't got hal
through it before I was all muddled up.
r@ A church at Almont, Mich, raises
money in a novel way. A box is pu
in the church, and the members or
their birthdays drop as many pen
nies into the box as they are years old
B6 1t may be truly said that no mar
does any work perfectly who does MOI
enjoy his work. Joy in ones work i!
the consummate tool without which the
work may be done indeed, but without
its finest perfection.
sSr The prime condition of health il
house depend upon cleanliness, pure
air and unpolluted water, the promp'
and thorough removal of all refuse
and the perfect exclusion of all fou
matters arising outside the house.
Rdg- A little boy running along the
street, struck his toe and fell on the
ground. "Never mind, little fellow
said bystander "you won't feel the
pain tomorrow" Then he blubberec
out, "I won't cry tomorrow, either )
sg A good conscience is better thar
two witnesses. 1t will consume your
priefs as the sun dissolves ice. 1t is 6
spring when you are thirsty, stat
when you are weary, screen wher
the sun burns you, and pillow il
death.
a9 A man charged before a magis
trate in an English town with selling
tobacco in the form Of cigars, without
license, set up in defense that there
was no tobacco in the weed. They
were made entirely of cabbage leaves
and hay.
BH In the manufacture of watch
glasses, balls are usually blown to
size of about two feet in diameter, and
there has been produced ball of con
siderably over yard in diameter, ar
rived at by system in which com
pressed air is employed. No less than
5000 watch glasses were obtained from
this bubble.
B@~ Earache is of common occurrence
among the little tots at this season
and it may be quickly relieved by tbe
use of equal parts of chloroform and
laudanum introduced by means of cot
ton dipped in the mixture. The first
sensation is that of GOODNESS, followed
by scarcely susceptible pain, and, later
refreshing sleep.
ca" A teacher in a school upbraided
little girl because she did not hold
up her hand with the rest ofthe delln'
quen,s when, at the close of the day
all those who had lost their places
were called upon to do so. But she