The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-08-21
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thing displayed on mans nose.
cob, doctor, how do you do !?
You look killing this evening.
"Thank you, but I'm not; I'm OF
duty, you know"
Visitor: "Your old subscriber.
Jones, is lying seriously ILL.,. Editor
"Well, if he's still lying he deserves
his fate !"
Belle: "Mr. Jolyer is such a,
nice man. He said [ had voice like
a bird" Nell: eyes; he tcld me
you sang like an owl.
- Tripper: 'That love affair Of
Toms has ended in smoke, ehY'
Flipper: "I guess so. He was burn
ing her letters last night"
In Columbia constables black
themselves after the manner of Negro
minstrels and sneak around dark holes
endeavoring to entrap blind tigers.
Ella: II wonder if he thought I
was a goose for refusing him." Ma
iorie: Probably that's what he
meant. He said you were no chicken
after all. "
Looking at things with the other
mans eyes would make you change
your opinion of some of your fellow:
men. "As ye would that men should
do unto you
Shirley Brooks says, s"There are
two periods in the life Of a man at
which he is too wise to tell woman the
exact truth when he is in love-and
when he isn't.
"Johnnie, DEAR said his moth
er, who was trying to inculcatc les
son in industry, 'swhat do you sup
pose mamma would do for you if you
should come to her some day and tell
her that you loved your studies ~
click me for telling falsehood,
said dear little Johnnie, with the
frankness of youth.
"Young man." said the prison
chaplain to the convict, edo you
realize that you have blasted your
brilliant prospects, thrown away your
life, and willfully disgraced your
family name p "Oh, no not that
said the prisoner, stoically. IL
couldn't do it; my family name is:
Smith -
= Little Jack prays every night for
all the different members of the family.
His father had been away at one time
for a short journey: and that night.
Jack was praying for him, as usual;
"Bless papa, and take care OF him.. s
he was beginning, as usual, when sud-
denly he raised his head and listened:
"Never mind about it now, Lord,
ended the little fellow, 81 hear him
down in the hall.
Clarretta Avery, a little colored
girl about nine years old, is conduct
ing religious revival at the Mace
donia Baptist Church. She is from
North Carolina, and has been preach
ing in the Pee Dee section for some
months. Her work is wonderful, and
she seems to know the Scriptures by
heart. She is drawing large crowds
to the meetings, quite number OF
white people attending the servi-
ces.-Darlington Ne,0s.
The grumbler should have cor,
ner to himself, and not burden others
with his com mplaints. He spells the
companionship Of life and deserves no
public recognition. There is too
much to enjoy and too much to do to
waste time upon the queruious and
the fault-fnding. Sunshine is what
society needs, and the more we put it
into speech, manner and deed the,
sweeter and more inspiring becomes
our association and influence.
Six weeks ago I suffered with a
very severe cold was almost unable to
speak. My friends advised me to con-
suit physician. Noting Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy advertised in
the St. Paul Volks Zeitung | procured
a bottle, and after taking it short
while was entirely we'll. l now most
heartily recommend this remedy to
anyone suffering with cold. VIM.
Keil, 678 Selby Ave-, St. Paul, Mimi.
For sale by Hill Bros.
1t is reported that farmer in
Salem recently sold thirteen acres of
tobacco in the field for $1,000. One
hundred dollars an acre for growing
crop is profitable business, much
more so than the shipment Of twate5s
melons by some Of our Summertea<
farmers. We are told that promi-
nent Summerton farmer shipped car.
load of melons and the returns brought
him out $11.40 cents in debt to the
MISUNDERSTANDING Times.
They tell story in Dalton, Ca, !,
Of a recent revival meeting in one OF
the rural districts of Whitfield county.
In the middle of the services the pas
tor said: "Will Brother Smith please
lead in prayer?" Seven men arose
and began praying at once. This en-
barrassed the preacher, and he said
hurriedly, II mean brother John
SMITH" At this announcement one
sat down, and FIVE more got up and be-
gan praying. The preacher saw his
mistake, said nothing, and let the
eleven pray it out among themselves
somehow.
- Where the diamond comes from
nobody knows. You can no more pre-
dict the existence Of diamonds than
you can the existence Of genius,
although, to be sure, all diamond
fields to certain extent, resemble
each other, and all are found only in
warm climates. Nor can you tell
where the diamond goes to on COM
bustion. Burn it, and it leaves no
ash, the fame is exterior like that Of
cork, and when it has blazed itself
out, there remains not even SO much
as would dust the antenn@ of but
teray.
In taking a train on the Penn
sylvania Railroad to Washington Mon
day Engineer George Fredericks, with
engine No. 80, made the run from
London Park to the Navy Yard, dis
tance of thirty-fve and half miles,
in thirty-three and half minutes.