New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-06-05
THE TALK or THE DAY.

~ 90, pehhcr n German meteoro.ogist. NssV
,ba, when the outside temperature is % degrees
the temperature OF the coat Is az degrees
,wcen the coat and waistcoat $50 degrees ~
tween the wals;coat and shirt. 'os degrees ~
,u.o., ,he shirt and undershirt. IA Degrees ~
tween the woolien undershirt and skin s'' uesfe~
c,rtalnlv-"Now sir what do you mean oy .e,:,uS
,a,,ie Thar had reputation as DarIoo' nsn
have been a most persistent foe OF the ru'nsA'S"
Tor gsasTT That ,s what sald"-Qndlanapo Journal
Mice Nary NJ Haskell Of Minneapolis mas JUST
heen Amounted census-taker for Cass county "'N''
The population OF the county Is "iae'y s0ao'
and the trip vii. have TO be maze o" nv -
Much OF II is an unbroken wilderness. ana 'nefs
are many Indians in the county. some OF whom
,,, Aao 90 ~. enumerated The undertaking is
,ornidab,e one and very few women wou.d DO
willing 10 attempt H.
IN Uarlem-sunday -school Teacher Seeking 70 20
,mn-ess the necessity OF faith)-And wnat was INC
one thing Jonah needed 20 make nm SAFE
Bright Scho.ar-The earth-,harlem Like
Stocking o, the pass habit. The Buffalo Ex-
pr,ss" saws: There Is lawyer In this city WHO
IS no, satisfied with being the recipient OF passes
He likes TO issue them himself. He consiaers 'na'
it adds to his Importance TO be able 10 write ios
friend an order for couple Of theatre seats WING"
VIII be hoaored at the box-oiice. So he has an ar
rargement with one Of the playhouses by wh'eh ne
may write az many passes as he pleases over Ms
own SIGNATURE The orders are taken up al INC
Office and regular tickets issued IN their pia'e.
The gratlhed recipient gains the IMPRESSION "a
the lawyer is a s.ockhoder in the theatre IN
reality he DAYS for the seats al regular rates o"
be.rg rendered 70 him monthly IL Is har"ess
fad though rather an expensive one.
Of ,c from the grocery The youth who brought
! II was a German. He put II or the dumpwansr III
"Graclousr' she exclaimed how heavy TINS i'ss
is. The grocer must have given me s'oa The
dumbwaiter up To her astonHshnient. she tonhd
the boy seated on the Tee With what breath she
"what aid You make me pull you up here for r
woni he TOO heavy for you 20 lift. so came up
TO help you of with it'-(Shoe ana Leather We
porter
Dacgles-I tell you the Democratic party is look
ing up.
Waggies-Well as 1t Is on Its back. It can't very
we'll do anything else.
Wanted a sprntcgr;-"so you want JOB o" 'n'
Yes. sir" replied the boy.
I'm dandy liter H.. can n pick up as much
Traits 70 good In this business: Get our tnere
and lets see you sprint while hold the watch on
you: oo.
"Taars rshi. want somebody that can get q,
burst OF speed on NM ina sr, Yen fpont door
before 1t melts."-tWash!ng;o Star.
The main features OF the Chicago Words Fair
are mass OF ruins. The Transportation, women's,
! Fisheries and Horticultural buildings have been
! completely destroyed and IN their places TIE
visitor finds many signs telling OF "kindlns
Wood for Sale at 81 per Lead" The iron TaTne-
work OF the Machinery Building constitutes the
most imposing ruin tina, remains standing ana
in the meshes of the gigantic network OF
beams and braces the sparrows and orlo'es
! have built their nests Another standing sHee-
ton is the Government Bu.ding never noted for
any beauty OF design. and more ugly than ever.
The Mining and Administration buildings have 90
completely collapsed As TO bear no sign OF their
original outlines and IT Will be a relief to the eye
when their wreckage is finally cleared away In the
entire park there are few beautiful spots left only
the natural features OF the landscape such as me
wooded sand and the lagoons. retain their former
attractiveness.
A good story is told at the expense 81 nrom,-
tor about the hotel was an eiaeti' ~ - -.
Mike. who had been an attache OF the ho,ei LOT
eight years His most promlnsnt ieainrS an" nS x
urlant growth. One day last week the proprietor
Of the hosiery WAS paSrg the LOBBY wh sCry Ms s
agreeable frame OF mind. ard he stopped and looked
Mike With an ~o cyl liz xs Il m EYE e oor,sr How
long have you been hercy'
Nigh onto eight years sor -.
"Well. you've been here long enough You neea,
about"
his frcni, the day clerk and told him all about ~, t.
what:I OF DO, said he Owe %oif ; an family
The clerk thought for n moment and then sa'd
! suddenly:
II have 1t. You 60 horne and shave on your
beard. and then 30 to the boss anu tel! him YOU
heard he needed porter" ., 81.
Nike foowed this advice the next day. anu SO
cured the situation becoming his own successor
The proprietor has never suspected the trlcA'c
philadelphia Record.