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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-11-21
News Of the Suburbs,

thyr' Tydvil, Wales. He leaves a wife
and grown-up family, consisting of
Annie, Lucy, Robert and David Thomas,
all Of the West Side. The funeral will
occur tomorrow at $50 p. IN. Interment
will be made in Washburn street ceme-
terry.
DR.. F. C. Hall is mentioned as a prob
able candidate for school controller In
the Fourteenth ward.
Hon. John H.. Fellows returned yes
terday from Pike county.
At SO we offer quite an assortment
of ladies' jackets; they r worth from
S12. so to SIS. Call and see them.
Mears & Hagen.
Miss Annie Roberts, of Wilkes Barre,
is visiting at the hestnut street home of
Miss Edith Williams.
An interesting programme has been
prepared for this evenings meeting OF
st. Brenden councils literary society.
Thomas j. Larkin will declaim and an
essay will be read by w. Gilroy. Thomas
McAndrew will give u select reading.
the subject: Resolved, That Labor
Can Exist without Capital"
The Gamewell fire alarm system has
been introduced in Taylor. Moxes have
been placed in different localities, SINH
lar to the local system. The gong Is In
the engine house of the Taylor breaker.
Last evening a trial las given to the
new arrangement. The gong footed all
the evening. Many of the residents who
were not ware of the trial turned out
to witness the fire.
An entertainment and drawing will
be held at the Cooperative hall Friday
evening for the benefit of Mrs. Paul
Greening. d. G. John, Eos Cynon and
several others will take mart.
Rev. w. K. Moffatt and wife have be-
gun housekeeping at 1922 Washburn
street. Mr.. Moffatt will preach his first
sermon at the Washburn street Rresby-
terrain church next Sunday morning.
West Side Business Directory.
GET THE MAJESTIC OIL STOVE.
Grand Parlor. Mystic. Easter and Dock
ash Ranges. 20 per cent. saved. r. j.
Hughes, agent. .124 South Main avenue.
BICYCLES repaired, scissors ground,
tools s%harpened. saws filed. keys fitted.
machines repaired by W. L. Steenback,
dealer in Guns. Fishing Tackle. under
West Side Bank.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Photos. s1.lo
per dozen. They are Just lovely. Con.
vince yourself by calling at Starner's
Photo Parlors. l1 and 10s South Main
BARBER.-Hair cutting and shaving done
IN q nrSt-claSb manHer 81 JoNn IVY
nold's Barber Shop, ut Fairchild's Hotel.
GROCERIES - Revere Standard Java
Coffee is unexcelled. The leading coffee
Of the day. For sale only at #. w. Ma.
son & Co. Fine Groceries. lis South
SECOND HAND FURNITURE-CAsH
for anything you have to sell. Furni.
ture, Stoves. Tools, etc. Call n seS
the sick Of ]. c.. King. 1924 n 1o2s
Jacks street. 90.
pLUMBING-William D. Grifhths. III
North Main avenue. doeA frst.ciass
Plumbing, Steam Heat and Gas F1ttins.
satisfaction Is strictly guaranteed.
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THE DOCTORS u

g., o. D., st. Paul.-what remedy can
you faithfully recommend for catarrh? !
want something Of merit.
Take Catarrhine as directed. 1t is
guaranteed by the manufacturers, and Is
a remedy that always relieves catarrh.
NJ. a. c., ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Cere-
brine, extracts of the brain. with Tes-
tine, in five drop doses, on the tongue,
three times daily for two months. Take
saline baths, using our sea salt, sleep in
a cool room, and avoid alcohol, tobacco
and spices.
E.. b. X. Louisville. PLEASE state a
remedy for Indigestion.
Take q teaspoonful Of Gastrine after
each meal. Twice q week a dose of
Natrolithic Salts. 49,
A, l.. E, st. Louis.-My lungs are weak,
and as soon as the cold weether comes on.
I have attacks Of bronchitis. What Is a
good remedy?
Take Puimoline as directed, and keep
the bowels regular with Natrolithic
Salts.
c. Falling Brown, A. M, M. D.
Washington, d. G.
All letters Of inquiry answered free.
THE ANIrlAL EXTRACTS.
-CEREBRlNE. From The Brain. MEDULllNE, From
the Spinal Cord. Caroline, From tho Hsah. TIES.
TINE, 0vARiNE, TRYAoipiNe. NAIR0liTnIc SALTS.
for Constipation. 0AsIRiNE. for Dyspepsia.
c%ArARHHiME, eczEMicUae. and other special.
ties Of the
COLUMBIA CHEMICAL CO.,
Now at all druggists. Send for Literature.
Sold by Matthews Bros, 500 Lack'a ave.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-11-21
MUNYON'S
COLD and COUGH CURES
Promptly Effectual In Curing Grip. Colds
and Coughs. and o Sure Preventive of
Pneumonia and All Diseases.

Munyon's Cold Cure will positively
break up the grip or a cold in a few
hours IL taken as soon as the cold APP
pears. When the cold reaches the lungs
and there is cough and oppressed
breathing Munyon's Cough Cure, used
in alienation with the Cold Cure every
half hour. will effect an immediate
cure. When there Is pain in the chest
Munyon's Plasters will give great re-
lief and act as a preventive OF pneu-
monia and lung troubles.
Why Poison Your System
with dangerous drugs? Why not try
Munyon's New and Improved Homeo-
pathic Home Remedies? A separate
specific for each disease. Absolutely
harmless. Positive and permanent
cures. At druggists, rs cents a bottle.
Personal letters to Professor Munyon,
1905 Arch street, Philadelphia. Pa,
answered with free medical advice for
any disease.
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NORTH END.

The marriage Of Edwin Brooks
Franklin and Miss Evelyn Rays, both
of Sanderson avenue, will take place
this evening in the Second Presby-
terrain church. after which a reception
will be held at the home of the bride.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Foote, of Wayne
county, are spending a few days at
the residence of w. B. Christmas, OF
North Main avenue.
Michael Costello, Of Wilbur street,
and Miss Bridget Sullivan, of Mar
vine avenue, We're married yesterday
afternoon in the Holy Rosary church,
Of William street.
Mrs. Williams, of Hartford. Susque-
hanna county, who has been visiting
her daughter. Miss Carrie Williams. of
Parker street, returned to her home
yesterday.
The directors of the Ladies' Aid So
ciety of the Providence Presbyterian
church will hold an important meeting
at 2 o'clock this afternoon at the resi-
dence Of Mrs. Wade NJ. Finn, o the
corner of Providence road and Court
street.
The Senior Whist club will meet this
evening at the residence of Mr.. and
Mrs. Jacob Palmer, of Church avenue.
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DUNMORE.

Miss Berlen returned to her home
in West PittstOn, yesterday, aiter d
visit with her sister, Mrs. A. M. Bing-
ham, of Cherry street. a.,
A horse owned by Thomas sutton died
The Ladies' Home and Foreign Mis-
sionary society Of the Presbyterian
church will meet at the home OK MIS-.
Charles Farrer, on Cherry street, this
afternoon at 2.3O.
is the guest of her daughter, Mrs.
George Schrank, of Collins street.
Miss Susie Donnelly, Of Binghamton,
ia the guest of friends in this place.
The funeral Of Miss Jennie Bushnell,
of Grove street, took place from the
Adams avenue chapel yesterday AFTER
noon at 2.3O, and vas quite largely at
tended, interment being made In Forest
Hill cemetery.
A daughter OF ]. E. Swift Is danger
ously iii at her home, on Chestnut
street, Of d~iphtheria.
William Gilmore, who for q long per-
iod of years was employed by the
Pennsylvania Coal company, but re-
Gently as auditor of the Erie and Wyo-
ming Valley Railroad company, has
Resigned and 8. B. Bulkley has been
promoted to fll the vacancy.
The first Of q series Of entertainments
and cone rts to be given by the loyal
Legion this winter, was rendered before
a fair sized audience. The programme
consisted OF. tableaux, recitation, ETC.,
ana were well rendered.
John Jenkins, @ miner in the Jermyn
breaker, met with a serious accident
while at his work yesterday morning.
In some name he got caught on the
carriage and was carried up a distance
OF about thirty feet, falling from there
legs and sustaining painful cuts and
bruises about the body.
The entertainment given by Pride of
the Valley Castle, No. 1853, Knights of
the Golden Eagle, at Odd Fellows hall
In connection with their grand prize
drawing or. Tuesday evening, proved to
be a grand success. Those who held
the lucky tickets were: First, One-half
Darrell flour, Miss Kiabbard. 1923 James
street, Scranton, No. 1929: second prize,
No. 1854, twelve yards calico, Henry
Slack, Petersburg; third, ham, No.
1887. B. T. Jayne. Scranton; fourth,
twenty pounds sugar, No. s2e, H. Abb
bott, ThrOop; fifth, n pound tea, No.
571, Mrs. G. Engle; sixth, one pound
coffee. Nc. 1926. M. J.. Mack; seventh,
bottle cologne, No. 1902, Mrs. Jess Par
fely; eighth, hat brush, No. 1877, Mrs.
Grace Jenkins; ninth, quarter pound
tobacco, No. 667, Miss Helen Murphy:
tenth, sack salt. No. ~923, Charles Eau-
bah, Throop. The winners can have
same by calling at the residence of
John Keast. lit Brook street.
Washington hall was crowded to the
doors last night, the occasion being an
entertainment given for the benefft of
AZ w0~a ~ HH0 Anxpye
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Shorter Paragraphs Of News.

James McGuinness has announced
himself as a candidate for delegate
from the Third district Of the Eleventh
ward to the Republican city convention.
Superintendent George Howell visited
No. IL and No. Z schools yesterday and
was pleasantly received by the teach
ers. 1t was his first appearance ana he
made a good impression. .
All wool dress goods, colors and
styles correct, for only 20 cents. See
our windows. Mears q hagen. "
John Leonard, Of Prospect avenue,
was welded at Avoca yesterday. HIS
bride Is Miss Mary McAndrews, or n q
place. The room is one Of the firm OF
Leonard Bros, bottlers.
At st. Johns hall last evening a min
strel entertainment was given by the
Dayitt-M Manning company.
A meeting of Patriotic Order OF True
Americans was held last evening at
Storr's hall, on Alder street.
The annual ball Of the Century Hose
will be held Thanksgiving
night at NJ. Matters hall, on Alder
street. -
At SO we offer quite an assortment
Of ladies' Jackets; they are worth from
$12.5O to SIG. Call and see them; .
Mears & Hagen. :
The funeral Of Peter Hartman Will
take place from his late residence, 532
Pittston avenue at 2 o'clock today.
Services at Hickory Street P~resbyteri-
an church. Interment In Pittston Ave-
mo pemetpry.
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MINOOKA.

Patrick Mangan, of Gilmore avenue,
who was injured near Rendham q few
weeks ago., returned home yesterday
from the Lackawanna hospital. where
he had been undergoing treatment for
his injuries.
An eight-year-old child of Michael
Joyce, of Stafford street, is dangerously
i'll with bronchitis.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Coyne, of Stafford
street. attended the funeral of q rela-
tive at Plains yesterday.
Some Greenwood sportsmen report
having seen a deer in the woods near
No. 4.
Mrs. McMorris, of Hoboken, N. j., Is
visiting her brother, owen Connolly, of
Main street.
The instructors Of the Y. M. I. COM
mercial class are making arrangements
for a series Of lectures which will be
given on the first Tuesday of each
month.
A number Of our townspeople attended
the Price library fair at Taylor last
evening.
Miss Walsh, Of Mayfield, is visiting
friends here.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-11-21
WINTER POTATOES
Al
LUCE Bros
s. CENTS
Per BusheI.
Per BusheI.
Delivered to any part of the
city, Get your orders in
early.
WEST SIDE EVENTS.
Marriage Of Miss Alma NJ. Beddoc TO
David Williams, Of Taylor Ceremony
Performed Nv Rev. W. $. Jones.

Performed by Rev. W. $. Jones.
In the of seventy-five IN.
vited guests the marriage ceremony OF
Miss Alma M. Beddoe to David WI.
liams, of Taylor. was performed last
evening at $50 o'clock at the house OF
the brides parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Thom-
as G, Beddoe, Of North Garfield ave-
nue.. Rev. H. S. Jones, of the Prespy-
terrain church.. ut Taylor, ofnciateo.
Tho interior of the house was decorat-
ed With vines, palms and flowers IN
honor of the occasion. Promptly upon
the appointed hour, to the accompani-
fnent of Mendelsshon's wedding march,
PLAYED by J. Haydn Cowzeno, or Peck-
vile. the bridal party entered the main
narlor. where the wedding ceremony
was performed under a floral power;
Rev, Mr.. Jones led the way, rolioWea
by the groom. with his best man n
brother, oliver Williams. Then came
the bride, attended by her sister. Eoltn
Beddoe, Both ladies were attractively
nttired. The bride wore n costume OF
cream silk, with pearl trimmings. h
carried white chrysanthemums. Her
maid was attired in a dress OF blue.
trimmed with cream and carried white
roses. After the ceremony a wedding
supper was served to the guests.
Mr.. williams is q son of M. M. Will
liams, al prominent Taylor business
man, He is well-known In his resi-
dental place, and has many friends
throughout the city. He Ia a member
of the Presbyterian church at Taylor.
Miss Beddoe Is popular on this side.
She is a member Of the Jackson Street
Baptist church. Mr.. and Mrs. Will
liams will reside at Taylor.
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NEXT SATURDAYS
TRIBUNE WILL
CONTAIN A GREAT
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THE ONLY MAN WHO
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DON'T MISS 1T.
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Burned BY Molten Steel.

years of age, living on Prospect avenue
and employed at the South Steel mill,
was seriously burned by molten steel
while at work yesterday afternoon at 4
o'clock. The hot fluid splashed from a
ladle, at which he vas working. and 1t
burned his eyes,, arms and neck very
painfully. He was brought to the Moses
Taylor hospital. The doctors say that
he will be around in about a month and
that the sight of his eyes will not be
affected. but scars will possibly be left
on his face.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-11-21
Students Charged With Burc,ory.

Schenectady, N. Y. Nov. 1.-Students
c. G. Humphrey and c. c. Miller, charged
with burglary, were arraigned this after
noon. The room contained the great va
riety of plumber stolen by Humphrey and
Miller from stores and residences has
been thronged with people all the fore
noon. Most Of the property has been
identified and the ownership proved.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-11-21

The Tribune job department is now in
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Mt short notice. Original methods Of
typography prevails. and good workman
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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-11-21

The Ladder Aid society of Elm Park
church VIII serve supper tonight from
8 to 8 o'clock. All are invited.
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Went to Binehom.on and We're Married.

Announcement was yesterday made
Of the marriage at Binghamton on
Tuesday Of Miss Addie Frable, daugh-
ter of Mrs. Washington Frable. of
Stone avenue. to Frank Kettle, of the
West Side. The bridal party returned
home the same evening and a reception
was held at the home Of the bride. Only
the immediate friends Of the family
were present. The marriage Svas a Sc
cret to the general public until after
the return Of the couple, but the two
families were aware that 1t was to take
place and where. Mr.. and Mrs. Kettle
will reside on Stone avenue. They re-
ceived many congratulations yester-
day.
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A ChlIdrcns Convention.

The children Of the Sumner Avenue
Presbyterian church gave a novel chill
dren's convention last evening IN the
main auditorium of the church About
seyenty-ive little tots participated and
entertainment was furnished to q room
full of people. The children inter-
spersed their little speeches with songs,
given in f~rst-class@ style, under the
leadership of Bezeleel Davis. Mr..
Davis Is very successful in conducting
children entertainments. He has a
happy faculty of controlling the little
ones and the entertainment of last
evening was successful owing to his
efforts. A social was held after the en-
tertainment. This part was under the
direction of the Young Excelsior band.
the undertaking.
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SOUTH SIDE NEWS.
Twentieth Ward Residents Complain of
Not Having q Mailing Box for Papers.
Married At Binghamton Tuesday.

A petition will soon be sent to Post
master Vandling asking for more mail
boxes In the Twentieth ward and for a
box in which to mail newspapers or ar
ticles of fourth class mail matter. The
nearest hox for papers Is at Terppe's
drug st1e, corner Of Cedar avenue and
Birch street. Druggist D. w. Hum
phrey, of Pittston avenue, Is the stamp
agent Of the ward, and the mail box OF
Columbus council, Young Mems Insti-
tute. is outside the drug store, as the
institute Don are on the upper floor
of the building. Last evening P. ].
Kelley, president Of the council, opened
the box and found two letters dropped in
it, that the senders mailed perhaps q
week ago. Scarcely a time the institute
box is opened. but letters are found
therein, that are to be transmitted
through the mails. Persons who go to
the drug store to purchase stamps
make a mistake very often in deposit
ing their letters in the institute box.
The petition for better facilities Is now
in circulation and will be presented to
Mr.. Vandling In a week. The need of
more letter boxes and at least two boxes
for papers Is very obvious. There ought
to be one at the drug store and n at
the Meadow Brook store, on Cedar ave-
nue..
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Shooting at the Suu.

Two young memo OF Bellevue Heights
tried to shoot at pigeons yesterday
afternoon in a field back Of the Round
woods. The match was for $40, the
winner to take the whole sum-, includ-
ing the gate receipts. Five birds were
fired at by the trigger-pullers. The
store resulted in a victory for David
Reese, he having managed to puncture
three out of five. Tom Morgan, the
other shooter. shot five times in the
air. For some reason or other the
pigeons failed to fly against Morgan's
shots, and the ammunition was vast
ed on the desert air. A great deal of
fun was created from the shoot. The
large crowd especially enjoyed the hair
breadth escapes that the birds suffered
from the shots out Of Morgan's gun.
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rhomos.Grif',ths Nmptio,s.

Miss Gertrude Thomas, Of North
Hyde Park avenue, and Griffith Grit
f1ths, of Price street, were quietly mar
ried at 8 o'clock yesterday morning at
the home of Rev. w. q. Jones, pastor
of the First Welsh Baptist church. The
bride was unattended. She wore a
Lansdowne brown travelling costume.
Mr.. and Mrs. Girffiths left on the $3.50
Delaware. Lackawanna and Western
train for New York city. They will en-
Joy a ten days wedding tour of many
places OF interest throughout the east
ern states. On their return they will
reside on North Bromley avenue. Both
are popular among q large contingent
OF friends, and the best wishes of all
accompany them in their entrance in
the matrimonial country.
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Young Ladies' Form society.

1OIug lsuoteS rOTtu SVSictE'
"A number Of young ladies Of this part
OF the city organized Tuesday night
what will be known as the T. A. o. So
ciai Society of Scranton. 1t is COM
posed of twenty young ladies' who have
elected the following, officers: Presi-
dent, Miss Annette Williams; secre-
tary and treasures, Miss Mildred Boyce;
corresponding secretary, Miss Jennie
Lawrence; pianist, Miss Martha Evans.
They decided on holding their meetings
at Lawrence hall.
News Notes and Personals.
Frank Brundage. Of Bellevue
Heights, has. been, promoted to a re-
sponsible position in the Office Of the
National Express company In Wilkes
Barre. Mr.. Brundage has been employ
ed by the company for the past five
years; and the, promotion is In recog-
milton Of his sterling services. He will
move With Is family to Wilkes-Barre.
His many friends here extend the glad
hand.
All wool. dress goods, colors and
styles correct. for only 20 cents. See
our NV win Msyv = n,,ri Mea r,,, Z + Hagen MSd,n' :
al 7. Durkin, died yesterday morning
at. her home, 1902 Luzerne street. The
deceased was 81 years Of age, and is
survived by a husband and two chill
dren. She was the daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Anthony Ruane., The funeral
will. take place at 9 o'clock Friday
morning, from st. ~Patrick's church.
interrnent will be made in Hyde Park
Catholic cemetery.
Miss Mary Haines ID m at her home.
On Eyn0n street,, ssiM
Miss Grace Acker, Of South Main
avenue, has recovered from. an illness.
II. William Ho1deman. Of Jackson
street., was. severely injured m the
Hyde Park mines yesterday. morning.
q fan Of roof struck him UPON the
':2feht foot, crushing the member. A
4. aefefe wound, on the head IA another
rinlyry: Or. Reynolds sttended the in
pevid b 1fomas, ap-ased resident Of
I'M et4e;i died Tuegday morning ct his
& 16U9s R11podkef1t6ourt Deeta2ed was
1t4t4 IN was bofn * Nsr-
The morning times., 1895-10-06
A California MOSQUITO.

New Jersey will hereafter have to play
second fiddle TO San Leandro in the matter
of mosquitoes A genuine mosquito OF alb
normal size was captured near here on
Wednesday last, and 1t is now mounted
and on exhibition at the San Leandro
Bank.
Last wednesday a party of gentlemen
were inspecting Lake Chabot when the
capture was made. The party consisted
OF Nessrs. l. J. Derkum, Charles Peter
sen, Harry Moore and Charles Baldock
While inspecting the lake the big mosquito
alighted ON Mr.. Baldock's face and bit him
over the eye. The wound was a revere
one, and for two days the eye was closed
Charles Petersen, " no is a student Of en-
iomology, pursued the bloodsucker and
captured it only after long chase.
He declares it is an abnormally developed
mosquito and four times the size of any
mosquito OF " hich he ever heard or could
find any reference.
Weston P Truesdale, who has been chas-
ing and picking Alameda county insects
for years, and " no is the owner of the.
san Leandro Standard, has undertaken
the task OF supplying the mammoth HOS
quito with a name William Baldock, the
man who was bitten, has already named
the insect many times in various cOlors,
but none OF his cognomens are generally
acceptable.-San Francisco Call.
The morning times., 1895-10-06
$4,000
Insertions
of Your Small AID.
A Dog That Puts Out Lights.

l have a fox-terrier whose idiosyncrasies
excite much interest. Prof. Lloyd Morgan,
Of University College, Bristol, chronicled
the same in one of his articles dealing with
animal instinct. This dog never sees
match lighted without attempting to put
it out, and jumps and snaps at it in a most
excited manner. When he was quite young
l dropped something on the floor, and as
it was growing dark, lit a candle and
stopped down to look for it. The dog
jumped at the candle and extinguished it.
l thought it was done by accident and reliJ
it. The animal snapped again at the flame
and again put it out. He has often singed
himself subsequently, but has always per-
severed, when permitted, tin be has put
out match lighted and held within jumping
reach, or a lighted candle, but as paraffin
lamps are used in our house, we have
thought it rather dangerous to encourage
his proclivity, lest il might lead to accident.
London Spectator.
The morning times., 1895-10-06

NV hich," asked the unsophisticsted
young pcrson-"w hich is the proper side
Of horse for a lady to sit on?"
Both" responded the severe lady with
the short hair and searbrown bloomers.-
Chicago Enquirer.
The morning times., 1895-10-06

Mr. Blunengarten-No: dot ain'd real
chenuine hair in dot mattress. l can'd
gife you dot for two dollars undt a half.
But ids de very best gualidy uf excel
siOr. Mrs. Finerty-Sure, is thot good
enough for ME company room? Mr..
Blumengarten-Der very ding, ma am.
Ell dot bed ain'd too comfortable der
gombany don'd stay too long! How
aboud it?-Puck