Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-08-04

AA~--f D-tAA.-NOtNc w hO AINE4 cL4L-N
AND HEARD-WHAT THE CLEAN
YOUNG MAN LOOKS LIKE-ATH-
LETIC YOUNG WOMEN ABOUND
THE LITERARY LADY AND THE
PRIM FAMILY REPRESENTED
THE WOMAN WITH A PAST, WHO
DEPLETES THE PURSES OF MEN
FEMALES WHO ARE OVERLOAD
ED WITH HUGE JEWELS AND
VULGAR MANNERS - WHERE
LIFE Is LARGELY MADE UP OF
NsTNCERITY AND A FALSE
SHOW.
(Brom Our Regular Correspondent
Saratoga Springs. n. Y, Aug. 1.
It can only De said about this place
that be isl az once the hottest and most
vulgar of an the Eastern watering
places. For o while it is amusing. IL
is always amusing 90 study humanity
And since q Pope said. so long ago, tnal
the proper study of mankind was man.
81 almost goes without saying that Jne
proper study OF wOmankind is lLe
eternal feminine. Here she is extreme,
and almost every type is represe nteu
e1ceDt hat one which. being man,
YOU would admire The whole social
structure Of the place is artificial. Ev-
errbody knows that everybody else
vVears,her clothes 20 be stared ~. MAJ
g. is q continual dress parade. ana JnaI
the various types OF women are always
or exhibition. / was tempted 70 say OH
sale To- the highest bidder
THE BOLD YOUNG WOMAN II
HERE
The most common type is the Extreme
Girl. The pulls of her sleeves and the
roses in her hat are bigger than any
body else's. Her hair which last year
WIS blonde. is now a violent ana as
eer7i-e Titian red rolled In a knot that
rs higher than that worn by any OJhel
woman Her waist measures nineteen
inches. and her shoulders and nlps are
So large that padding is suggested.
Har shoes are pointed like swords ana
7.- frocIz isl wider and flares more IMAM
-hos averaee family umbrella. she is
,-.o first cn The ballroom floor ami Jne
lest ro leave it. She knows the laJesl
9,rcr and she makes up aiLer Ius
Fre0ca fashion. putting q bit Oh rouge
an the lobe Of each ear and around Aei
r0s+rfrs while she accentuateS her eve
7rovrs and lashes with some black STUN
T4sr voice is loud and shril anu she
e5.tc- fesDises or adOres. loves OF
TC9rhss There is no between. she IS
Tsa5- Tor midnight drive or an early
-ro~oirr Irritation. and she seems 10
povs but one object in life. that is 10
err-ound herself with as many Ids'
Tosrss nossible and 10 win compliments
f-om them. She IS about as Dd0
80 7s can De found. and / often won
-bs-r If t5e men who laugh with ner ever
,.,,t- oF the kind of an old woman she
She viii Sever be called an
- 1a5v III is n.Nch more prooaOle
tt9f sqe viii be spoken Of as an Ola
no. Dancing an night. hrung an
dow Win intervals just for dressing
ora drinking. are not Calculated, eiJllgl
physically or mentally 10
elegant old gentlewoman.
Another type is the norsey !ouue W.
man. She 49,,
is -rATTOR MADE. BODY AND SOOL'
~ re- f1ea of q becoming nat Is
$50 sailor with somebody's racing col
ors for the ribbon band. she cans
evsrv man friend by his first name
o,,f * ready to give odds on anything
f-on the number of cocktails she VIII
',-tnlr to the number of traps that Will
~-es IN half an hour She can give
~ 49,. r,e1frree Of the best known race
-,orses. She can tell YOU the good points
.-r,ralled. of the most hideOuS dogs, ans
-rs -rots but never walks. II she is
.all-frot0v0u shestands with her hands
~ fe- hins and her jacket thrown PACK.
and fr She is thinking OF something
She viii bite the end OF a cigarette
,,-hieb size has taken out OF a gold case
fhqr has her monogram on H. Ihen
she win invite Won TO have one, as she
tens You that they are pretty good,
"r,ads especially for me. old fellow, got
INV name on them She don't care
much for women, though she mas her
sDecial chum who is usually her exact
onposite. for she is clever enough 10
know that-0De will bring out points OF
The other. The hOrsey young woman
IS usually Young. and if she marries
+hs r5ght sort Of man. one who will be
her master. she may reform and be
come % very proper person; but II she
mites herself TO- q dude she viii grow
harder and harder and less wom2nly
as she grows older.
TlPUDENT CHILDREN ABOUND.
A very common type here. and one
+bar is peculiarly American. no other
nation would be charitable enough 10
endure FL. IS the Infant Phenomenon.
she is usually about seven years old.
lqnkv of build. pert of speech and bad
of manner. She IS frightfully over
dressed. wears 81 pink silk trOck trim
med with white lace diamond ring.
small diamond earrings and some
bracelets Ia the evening, she rs rot-
+sf ont TO do q fancy dance. and pe0pls
s.t around and say how clever she is.
while most OF them In their hearts.
wish tna- HarOi was Mayor of sara
+oro This child can DE heard Of az
any time during The day. She makes
nersonal remarks 20 strangers which
her mother thinks are smart. but for
which She ought TO be spanked and
she hapes around the men. volunteers
+o Kiss them and induces them 20 buy
her lemonade with q little bit of claret
FIN III Take her for all In all. il may be
sold that she permeat6s the whole
olace and Is general nuisance Az
n o'clock at night she is carried 70 bed
screaming and kicking, while her
mother passively remarks that. "Fl0s-
~, fs - nervous" What FlOsSie and
her tribe went Isl q tOning down. They
went 70 wear cotton froc6S; they want
IN he kept out of the way Of older peo-
ple. and they want 70 be taught good
manners. like children. / specially
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