Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1895-11-13
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not obey you, 1t Will govern you.
ag- Never attempt to form an opinion
of a woman's weight by her sighs.
BYr Give the old man a chance
Don't know more than he does toe
soon.
gY- The Odd Fellows in the United
States number 696,00S, and the Free
masons 695, 1913.
p9- Do not wait for extraordinary cir
cumstances to do good try to use or
dinary situations.
gD Josh Billings says he doesn't care
how much people talk, if they only
say it in a few words.
gYr The word "chestnut," in its pres
ent application, is derived from the
old adage, "jest out"
@~ 1t has been observed that the
man who has the fewest failings is the
most tolerant to those of his neighbors
Bg~ Let us know what to love, and
we shall know what to reject; wha,
to affirm, and we shall also know what
to deny.
a9r A man may properly be said tc
have been drinking like fish when
he finds he has taken enough to make
his head swim.
p9~ Don't get excited and talk loud
Generally speaking, the person who
raises his voice has voice that is not
worth raising.
eg- "United for Life;s Battles" is the
grewsome manner in which q contem
porary heads list of marriage notices
Prospective brides take notice.
sE Two beet sugar industries in
Nebraska will turn out 4,5OO,OOC
pounds of sugar before the season.
which began October 1st-closes.
s9" When woman steps out on The
back porch with her arms rolled up in
her apron, it is sign to her neighbo1
that she has something to tell her.
aS" Many chronological authorities
date from the foundation of the world
but the widest possible diversity ex'
lists as to when this event occurred.
aY" "No, no; 1 dare not have my
husband help me when we move
"Why not ?" "He's depot baggage
man, you know, and he'd be sure to
forget himself"
pa" An eccentric citizen of Philadel-
phia was once met by man who ask
ed him the way to the sheriff's office,
He responded every time you earn
SIS spend So"
B9" At the end Of life, says a philos'
opher, we discover that we have passed
nearly one-half of it in being happy
without realizing it, and the other in
imagining we were miserable.
Ca The coin that is most current
among mankind is fattery, the only
benefit of which is, that by hearing
that which we are not, we may be in
structed what we ought to be.
p9D 1t is always best to water horses
before feeding them. If they are
watered soon after they have eaten,
much of the grain will be washed out
of the stomach and do them no good.
BH As means Of showing how far
the world is from being overpopulated,
economists assert that the entire popu-
lation of the United States could live
comfortably in the single State OF
Texas.
Bsp An Irishman describes metaphy-
sizes as follows: "Two min are talking
together, and one of them is tryln' to
explain something he don't know any
thing about, and the other can't un-
derstand him."
B4- Winks-Has your wife a cheer
full disposition Minks-O yes; very
cheerful. Last night when | was dane
ing around the room on one foot after
having stepped on tack, she laughed
til! her sides ached.
sg" Every important reform that
has ever taken place has been accom-
panied by human instrumentality, and
by faithful Christians bearing the
blame. suffering and trouble rather
than take part in wrong doing.
pR- The statement is made that in
the States between the Mississippi
river aud the Rocky mountains there
is an average of l saloon to every 43
voters. East of the Mississippi the
average is l saloon to 107 voters.
w In Norway new law has been
passed which makes girls ineligible for
matrimony until they are proficient in
knitting, baking and spinning. Certiii-
Gates Of proficiency have to be earned,
and without these, no girl can marry.
sH The eyes become bloodshot be-
cause, while ordinarily the vessels of
the cornea are too small to admit the
red corpuscles of the blood, when in-
famed they enlarge and the red parti-
cles enter and give their color to the
white.
s9 Hampden-Sydney Theological
seminary will be moved to Richmond.
This was decided by the action Of
Synods of North Carolina and Virginia.
The institution is now located at Hamp-
den-Sydney, Prince Edward county,
Va.
s9- A gentleman apologized for
words uttered in wine: 81 did not
mean to say what 1 did, but I've had