New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-01-30
THE TALK or THE D1T.

There - little danger OF President f4Cre proving
as thn-sinned mis- predecessor at the Eysee,
who resigned his Office because nc sensI-
tive to bear any longer the personal abuse with
which he assaled For the new Chief Magis-
trate OF France began life as a tanner ana the
major part OF his existence has been spent In de-
vislny the most eiicacious means OF hardening
hides.
Tals IA n Purely American Bele!.-Tcacher-
Tommy, what does the book mean " drinking
water - a. me. ..,-,
large piece Of ice partly melted and 'paced in a
pitche-.-(Chicago Record.
There has always been douh; since the last
hostile operations OF the English in South Africa
10 what mas become OF that olce-powerrui ana
prosperous tribe known the Ma;abee. which for
- long held the British invader In check. That
they have disappeared from the scene and that
africa Is rid Of their presence has repeatedly been
stated officially both In and out OF Parliament IL
was reserved for MIR. Rhoates. tie auocrat OF the
southern portion Of the Dark continent TO en-
tighten the word 70 the ultimate fate OF the
unfortunate natives In speech delivered in
London the other day. with little regard for
grammar for the aversion felt by civilized ma
lions cannibalsm he deliberately confessed. in
sbeaking Of the Matabele: We've Incorporated
them into ourselves" 30
LINES TO THE NEW BROOM
In street cleaning and repairing
We We observe S ,san n3 pains o" War sIparns
You just the man we need.
The city cleansed. we'll sing paean,
And that half-sod European
Who washed our tie stall. AaseAp
Won't be In IL then indeed.
The business way you've started Of.
And all your men have dartel on.
Have won our admira ton
our fears. we'll do what work you please
To help you. modern Hercules.
Retain your y At f<,ropt, r,povs
The first number OF THE New-Jersey Forester
has Just appeared 1t is TO be issued twice month
"A tho organ Of the South Jersey woodmen's Asso-
citation. and is TO be devoted 10 the development OF
the forests of New-Jersey. II IL shall succeed In
stimulating the interest OF the citizens in regard 70
the preservation and development OF forests. 1t will
have performed a great service to the state
\ tourist was being driven over part Of the
APPEARED to have given his name to ali the objects
OF interest In the locality, for there Was the Devis
Said the traveller The devil seems 70 be the great
est landowner in thest parts An sure your
iand iIs, I'i in Ireland London Gentlewoman.
Ciroton. Conn. which separated itself from New
London nearly 200 years ago, wants 10 come back
now.
The e Id t. Of tarS ", chaps Tss ssn r
prs the 0 Oldest cyrus she said and YOU ought
to be an example TO Homer and Jack" Well ~
be an an example for both of en- Homers got to be
II for Jack Boston Transcript.
\ little colored girl of Macon. Ga. an orphan.
who has never been at school. wrote the following
story. which she took to her employer and asked
him to send 1t to The Tribune 1t is entirely her
own production:
GHOST STORY.
once upon a time there lived two hie giriS
They we're very scarry especially when ,n ne.
and 20 to bed They Would awake up In the night
and they would look about the room ana b ine y
white walking about the room. One night one o.
the little heard something go bam blam In the han
which frightened them very much. Then they pc
gan TO SILVER and shake and talk about gnosn
stairs sns as @ s e little ess would take them
The smallest diocese in the world Is said 10 b
| that Of St. Helena Besides the bishop Dr. Thom0
| T.. welby whose salary is $500. It has only three
| clergymen
The Coming Woman-wl she leave
Her seat and offer IL
Unto u man who boards the car
And has no place to sit?
Or Or, VIII n. she read ar 4 newspaper wls
| Ungalantly permitting him
| To hang on to strap? ,
The st. Louis Republic asks rs the honey
| little crooked letter y really a mascot or Is "
only a coincidence that II is to be found In inc
given or Christian names OF so many miilonarcs.
| The recent death OF ~ G. Fair has sugses'eu
| the following compilation Of millionaires name
| which contain the mck-bestowing letter: - ~
Rockefeller j. J. Astor Jay Could Jonh a. sea-
| ! 4 Morgan J. p Morgan j. B. HasSn. j. W.
Garrett. J. &; Fair. John wanamaker. j. ", MAJ.
kay. j. G. Flood, J. NJ. Constable. John 1. Mar.
| and John Arbucke. Mono OF the ABOVE arc =.
| at less than O.oOo and several al tro"' s'A
| ten times that sum-
There IL young lady living out IN me wJso In
Who teaches class at a mission Sunday enc ,ii-
the suburbs Each Sunday she encov 10 sv.
dren 10 be present on the following sehaay uy Ssvt
Ing them hint in glowing terms OF to W Them that
next Sundays lesson would be ap ~H bsnnd her:
| how she dsoheysd and looked over ner sho Whii:
and how she was turned into pa g u the wonderful
story in their In oinnsiv aver
there we're two soied fingers shaking vioiemrs ssSv
the heads OF the Others and when ns The xnGss
| sskad for the question the owner OF .ne ME-
Exclaimed Teacher. did they eat the SAT- , a, her
young ladys forethought Is inc Se,.e moment She
smiled upon the tot who hsd given ne must come