The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-05-18
ppearnnces sometIme- Deceive.

They We're Enthusiastically bride and
bridegroom. says the Chicago Record
They no sooner entered the car than the
entire host or passengers began 10 study
them and note the newness OF their gar
ments. The brides gown had not yet
grown old enough 10 settle down TO a COM
Portable mt" The ribbons on her hat
were new and crisp. and the ostrich tips
that bobbed around and nodded prettily a
she turned her head this way or that way,
had never encountered a damp wind or
sudden rainstOrm. Shoes and gloves still
EloWed with the Splendur OF the shops.
Even the tiny purse that she carried was
bright and undimmed by much handling.
ana what was more convincing than all
the rest, she carried her left glove and
placed her bare hand over the other so as
10 display to the best advantage a broad,
plain. gold wedding ring.
The groom. too, was spick and span His
clothing was undeniahly new. his hat was
OF the latest style. his gloves were i'm
maculately fresh. his patent feathers We're
increased and his necktie and umbrella
well, he looked as If somebody had just
picked him out of "A tailOrs window and
pumped him down in that car When the
bride looked at the bridegroom she smiled
sweetly and when the bridegroom glanced
at the bride he smiled back more sweet
ly. During the whole time the other pas
sengers looked amiahly interested as il
they were saving. We'll. those two are
awfully in love. Poor things they'll get
over thar in a few years"
Affairs were just at this stage when the
bride. who had been talking with much
gusto and earnestness, remarked so that
all could hear. why. Nell has been mar
rled four years. Don't YOU know her we'd
ding took place just about a month before
ours"
After the bride and bridegroom got off
the car a brght-looking girl said TO her
companion: Il guess that was just a lit
tie decoy remark, and her companion re-
piled. Il should say so. OF course she's
chuckling now because she thinks she
fooled US. Some people arc so clever
"Africa Makes de biggest show"
4 young matron of New York, says the
New York Home Journal, having a strong
liking for the sunny south, imported from
old Nirsinny' a colored cook named Pc
nina, who understood the mysteries of corn
pOne and hoe cake, and whose dishes of
terrapin, wild turkey or Venison ragOut
could not be beaten.
one day Pennina's mistress conceived
the idea of giving her a treat, and took
her TO the park to see the animals in the
700" She was delighted with everything
she saw. and standing before the lions
cage asked:
What dat say, honey?' pointing to the
label at the tope of the cage, Lion hab.
oh! that says the lion came from At
'shore 'nun! And de elfant. whar he
come fromg'
An de de hippotmusses, whar dey
come from?'
africa"
An de corkerdnes?"
Africa"
AN de Ostiches2"
Africa"
"An' de monkeys, an camels. an gil
RATS, an cape buffers, an ant-eaters, an
big snakes-Whar dey come from?'
. africa"
AN de big pink flowers down by de
Fountain
Yes, they came from Africa. Why,
Pennina, your ancestors come from At
RIGA, too"
''Shore huff! Shore 'numl Dress your
heart. honey, pears to me Africa makes
de biggest show or dis yere yearth."