Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-10-27
BAB, The EPICURE.
We Now Catch Her at Salads and
Table d'HOte.

Table d H0te.
HOW BRIDGET SHOULD BE REPRI-
MANUFACTURING MEATS AND
PREPARING FANCY DISHES.
GAY MEN AND BERMUDA ON
IONS-HAVE ALL CATHOLICS
PROTESTANT TASTES "A MAN
WITH AN "ALL-AROUND" Ape
TITE THE IDEAL TABLE
D'HOTE AND ITS EARNEST PAT
RONS-WHEN THE BEAUTY
PREFERRED MILK TO ABSIN-
THE-FELICITE OF YESTERDAY,
DOLOROSA OFTO-DAY-THRILLS
OF JOY TO ONE, TO THE OTHER
A BLUNDERSOAIE IRRESPONSI-
BILITY-WATCHING THE ILLU-
MINATED APARTMENTS OF HER
RECREANT LOVER, SHE DIES.
MR.. MILLIONAIRE'S SOCIAL AN
NOUNCEMENT-THE OLD-TIME
LOVE EPISTLE-MORE THAN
THE ACCENT TO BE DESIRED.
AFFAIRS WHICH TOO OFTEN
ABSORB MOTHERS ATTEN-
TIONS-WHEN?
From Our Special Correspondent
Ii is said that a gOurme, will Gravel
from Dan TO Beersheba to taste new
salad. l can sympathize with the TAX
ing q long journey that has this delight
at the end of it. There is nothing
quite so fine in the eating line as good
salad, and the FTenChman who an
nounced that he could eat his adored
one in that form if she were served up
with the proper dressing, is a man af-
ter my heart l might possibly take
lesson in painting china, but l doubt 1t;
still there is no saying TO what base uses
we may come at last. However, 1
would tumble over the bones OF my
forefathers to learn something new IN
the cooking line. AprOpOs OF cooking
learned people say apropos to cook
ing, but l like my way besO somebody
SAYS that when a cook makes a mistake,
you should stand off in very high and
mighty way and remark, "Ot course,
Bridget, this is your business, and you
know your business much better than
do, consequently you realize That the
mutton was chippy tonight, but you
understand these things much better
than 1 and hereafter 1 expect TO see 1t
served properly"
DO NOT APPEAL TO HER SENSI-
BILITIES.
Now. that is all hokey-pokey non
sense-this talk about Bridgets vanity
being fattered and her determination
to make a success Of it the next time.
Bridget has probably lived in a shebeen
"a dugouD: the chances are that she
didn't know what shoes were until she
came to this country, and limited her
diet to bread and butter and tea, with
meat once a week. Appealing to her
vanity in the cooking line is ridiculous,
What the mistress wants to say is TINS:
"Brt get. even the dogs wouldn't eat
the mutton that you served tonight,
anC although you ought TO know how 10
cook. as l am paying you first class
" yes. l will for once explain 10 you
how that meat ought to be treated, ana
Their / shall expect you TO do 1t proper
"" And a good hOusekeeper ought
tn know how Personally, l have not
much belief in cook books. They nave
a charming way of saying: Take
quart of champagne, five Bermuda on
ions q gallon of red peppers and cup
of cream. toss them lightly, ana an
airy dessert will result Why, one
that has a National reputation says
tbot # Won want mutton to be proper,
Won should allow twenty minutes Doll
ing for each pound. Fancy the result
I am inclined to pride myself on Know
inc about meats. and if small piece
of 1,utton STAYS in the water forty-nVe
,,1i1Ites after it begins to boil then 1t
will be served in fit way, ana "ne .ii
the knife is stuck In 1t the Dloou WIZ
sDurt out. and the fat will be done 10
turn. ro,,7re
A RECIPE THAT DELIGHTS
R,-- IN return 10 salads-whlch peO-
nile who like good things 10 eat do every
dov-.tbe newest one is absolutely as
Dre.tv as picture. On the dainuest
Of matters is a fringe of tender green
1e-tuce leaves. and then there is red
nepDer. a large pink tomato-the kind
they call beefsteak tOmatO-and an
annie OF course. If you have many
peOple YOU double or triple the num-
her The pepper is cut so that the top
is like a lid, then it is carefully scraped
out and filed with the minced pepper
minced chicken and minced celery,
with a mayOnnaise carefully distributed
through it all. After the filling the
cover is nut on again. The same treat
ment is given to the tomato, which IS,
however filled with lettuce and tomato,
blended with plain French dressing,
while the apple has for its filling tongue
haste we'll mixed with celery and may
Onnaise. This is a salad fit not only
for a king. but for an artist IN color a
we'll as in food.
Bv the bye. where you are do they
sell Bermuda onions on the run
stands? That is the latest fad here,
and the gay men about town buy them
late at night and eat them exactly as
if they were apples. hoping to Kill
nervousness and drive away insomania.
Whether they are initiating the Duke
Of Edinburgh or not I am unable to
saw but he took onions, not for sleep
lessness. but to cure him of some skin
disease. which. I believe, they did.
It is a great thing to be catholic IN
ones appetite. And, by the bye, the
word catholic suggests to me that L
never knew a Catholic fond Of eggs or
fish: they invariably have Protestant
stOmachs.
DISHES OF LOCAL FAVOR.
The man who is described by
Southey. that gentle Mr.. Dove, was
wise. OF him it was said. He would
have eaten sausages for breakfast at