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Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05

lad. "Why, you surprise me-" said the
Emperor, with laugh; ''you are so heavy
thought you were twins :,
II never really loved but one woman.
said Bonaparte. What" cried Bour-
rienne, with a doubtful smile. AT one
time returned the Emperor.
What is the matter, Bourrienne!'
asked Napoleon of his secretary one morn
ing; ''you look blue" II am blue, sire,
returned Bourrienne; GIVE written you
up, and, as far as you've gone, you won't
make more than one volume" "Well
fix that, said the Emperor, quickly; I'll
invade Russia. That will provide you
with two more chapters, anyhow" And
he did-RaZar
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
W. g. Lloyd, a, workingman, liv-

W. G. Lloyd, sasWorkingman, liv-
ing at No. &c White av., in the
Eighteenth ward, Cleveland, O.,
first bought Ripans Tabules of Ben
field, the druggist. In an interview
had with him on the 9Th of May,
1895, by a reporter named A. 3.
Calhoun, residing at 1747 East Mad
ison av., Cleveland, Mr.. Lloyd said
that he was at present out Of a job
but expected to go to work next
week at the Bridge works. "Any-
way I have the promise of job
there" were his words. He had
been out of employment since last
fall. We will let him tell his story
in his own words: Work was q
little slack, and was feeling so bad
that concluded to lay off for few
days, and when returned my place
was filed, so I've been out ever
since. l don't care much, though.
I've been gaining right along by my
rest and treatment. Last fall |
went to doctor who was recon-
mended to me as good one and
with quite reputation. He gave me
medicines of all kinds for nearly
six weeks and L got no benefit that
1 could see In fact I don't believe
he knows what is the matter with
me. A friend Of mine called one
evening and told me he had been
using Ripans Tabules for short
time, and had never found any
thing that helped his stomach and
liver troubles as much as they
did. He handed me a circular about
them, which I read, and concluded
that they were just what I needed
and would fit my case exactly.
dropped DR.. - at once, went over
to the drug store and got 5O-cent
box of them, out Of which took
two a day for while, and within
three days noticed and felt much
Improvement. That was about the
middle of December. Last Feb
ruary I got another small box Of
the Tabules and took part of them
only, as 1 was feeling SO much
better that l didn't think needed
any more The rest of the box |
gave to John c. the other day. II
l had heard of them at the time I
stopped work I could have saved my
doctor bill, and, better than all,
probably kept right on with my
work. But l do not begrudge the
time lost nor the doctor bill, as |
feel am well paid for having
learned of the Tabules. now fee2
no pain whatever in my stomach,
liver and bowels active and regular
and eat like well man should cat"
RIpans Tabnlcs are sold by druggists. or by mail
the price go cents bOx) Is sont 70 The Apans chen
cal Company. No. 10 Spruce Street. Now York Sanp
vial. 10 cOntS
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
The successful Newspaper.

When a newspaper has reached such a
commanding position in community that
question, when its leadership is never
called in question, when its circulation
increases, the causes of all these things
are not hard to find. They are not the re
suit of chance or of accident. They have
not been brought about by the employment
of cheap methods, but only by persistent
and earnest effort and a stern determine
day in the year the very best newspaper
that can be published Baltimore-Ameri-
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
=, Il !

every one of the painful irregularities
and weaknesses that prey upon women.
They fade the face, waste the figure, ruin
the temper, wither you up, make you old
before your time.
Get well: That's the way to look we'll
Cure the disorders and ailments that beset
you, with DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton.
1t regulates and promotes all the womanly
functions improves digestion, enriclles the
blood, dispels aches and pains, melancholy
and nervousness, brings refreshing sleep,
and restores health and strength.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
Open the Safety Valve

When there is too big head of steam on. or
you will be in danger. Similarly, when that
important safety valve of the system, the
ly with Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, and
guard against the consequences of it's clos
ure. Biliousness, dyspepsia, malarial, rheu-
matte and kidney complaint. nervousness
and neuralgia are all subjugated by this
pleasant but potent conqueror of disease.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
Eulogy OF a Saint.

James Payn tells of monk who, hav-
ing to preach upon ST. James day, and
being implored not to be SO long-winded
as usual, good-naturedly consented: He
mounted the pulpit and thus addressed
the congregation: MY brethren, three
months ago I preached eulogy upon the
brate. As / doubt not. you were all
very attentive to me. and as | have not
learned that he has done anything in the
meantime, have nothing to add to what
I said on the former occasion"
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
Big Cask.

The workmen at the Barton winery at
Fresno have just completed wine cask
which contains 1000 gallons more than
the famous tun of Heidelberg, which has
long been the largest cask in the world.
IT was built under the orders of Col
III. Trevelyan, manager of the Barton
vineyard. who is one Of the few surviv-
ors of the famous charge of the Light
brigade at Balaklava.-San Francisco
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
TO Cleanse the system

Efectually yet gently, when costive or
sluggish, to permanently cure habitual
constipation, to awaken the kidneys and
liver to healthy activity, without irri-
tating or weakening them, to dispel
headaches, colds or fevers ~uses Syrup of
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
ONLY One Bow.

A stout little boy having been present
ed to the. Emperor, Napoleon took him on
his knee "Well, children" said he,
"What are your names?' Paul" said
the boy And the other?" 81 have no
other,'' said the boy. What? Only
one name for both of you" asked Napo-
leon. 'Im only one boy" returned the
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
Grass Is King, 6 Ton Per Acre !

Sow grass. That is the foundation Of
all successful farming. Sow this fall.
Did you ever hear Of six tons per
acre? Salzer's seeds produce such
yields. Wheat, sixty to eighty bushels;
rye, sixty bushels. Cut this out anG
send for free sample winter wheat ana
grass and fall catalogue to John =.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
Broke the Bars.

did you hear about the burglar who
was arrested this morning." "No! What
for?'' ''Well. | suppose it must have
been for breaking into song, for / hear
that he had got through two bars when
someone hit him with staye. Chicago
Tribune.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
At the Office

You NAV have sudden bilious attack
or headache when it is impossible for
you to leave your work. If you have a
box of Ripans Tabules in your desk q
tabule taken at the first symptom will
relieve Won
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
Undecided.

Preliminary Practice.-Lea (sadly)-'I
don't know what to do with that son of
mine. He's been two years at the medi..
cal college, and still keeps at the foot of
his class" Perrins promptly Make
chiropodist of him.''-Puck.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
After the Wedding.

Distrust.- Sally-"An' after we are
married, will you keep on lovin' me?'
Rube-"Pll love you till the cows come
home. as the Teller says"
"Yass, an then go down to the grocery
an let me do all the milkin'. "-Indian>
annliS journal
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
That's Enough

Only q per cent. of the capital Of this
country is owned by men hording be-
tween 100000 worth and $1,O0O,OO0
worth of property.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05

1t is better to remove than to hide
confessional blemishes. Use Glcnn's
Sulphur Soap, not cosmetics.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye" back
or brown Soc
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
CAN NEVER FOR TT.

The perfume of her violets
l never shall forget,
For the florists bill that came with them
Is lowering round me yet 4
New York Herald.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
Silent Cities,

It is said that there are in the state
of Kansas twenty well-built towns with
out single inhabitant.-New Orleans
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05

Fifteen thousand dollars has so far
been subscribed for the testimonial to
DIR. w. G. Grace started by the Daily
TELEGRAPH
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05

Piso's Cure for Consumption has
saved me many a doctors Bills. f..
Hardy, Hopkins Place, Baltimore, Md,
December 2, '04.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
Saw the Portrait.

Upon Fenelon telling Richelieu that he
had seen the portrait of his emiEence
at the palace, the cardinal sneeringly
asked: did you ask it for a subscrip-
ton for some poor friend of yoursY
mo; the picture was too much like YOU
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
BEST IN THE WORLD.

Beecham's pills are for bill
iousness, sick headache, dir.
ziness, dyspepsia, bad taste
in the mouth, heartburn, tor
pid liver, foul breath, sallow
skin, coated tongue, pirnples,
loss of appetite, ETC., when
caused by constipation; and
constipation is the most fre-
quent cause of all of them.
One of the most important things fog
everybody to learn is that constipation
causes more than half the sickness in tho
world, especially of women; and team all
be prevented. Go by the book free at your
druggist or write f. F.AllenCo. 1865 Canal
ST., New York. Pills, 1o$ and 25& a box.
Annual sales more than eco 600 boxes.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05

Punch, Bart, it is now, as Lord Rose
berry has made w. Agness, its proprietor,
who is also a picture dealer, baronet.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
CHEAP ELECTRICITY.

Every Day Develops Some New Use of the
Potent and Subtle Fluid.
What electricity cannot do, or will not
do, is not worth a guess. We are tempt
ed at times to think the subtle fluid, or
gas, or ether, wave force or whatever it
is. has reached the limit Of usefulness.
Then day adds to the wonder.
just the latest is the use of electricity
to kill weeds along railroad tracks. Flee
trical generators are mounted on cars
the wheels. The other part Of the dying
mo is carried to the tops of the weeds
by means of an electrical brush, s0d
when the current is on the weeds are
done for. When the man comes along
who can gather the force cheaply the use
fold fo and tie inventor pe viii reap 4 fortune
that will riyal that of the Rothschilds.-
Cincinnati Tribune.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
TOBACCO Weakened Resolutions.

Nerves irritated by tobacco, always crav-
ing for stimulants, explains why it is SC
hard to swear off. No-To-Bac is the only
guaranteed tobacco habit cure because it
acts directly on affected nerve centers, de.
stroys irritation, promotes digestion and
healthy, refreshing sleep. Many gain ten
pounds in ten days. You run no risk. No
To-Bac is sold and guaranteed by Druggists
everywhere. Book free Ad. Sterling Rem
edy Co., New York City or Chicago.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05

Mrs. WfmSIOW's SOOTHING SYRUP for chill
dren teething, softens the gums, reduces in1am-
nation, allays pain, wind collie 25ca bottle.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05

Since 1850, in Armenia, 100000 per-
sons have become Catholics, and 16 do
ceses have been erected there.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
The Greatest Medical Discovery
of the Age.
KENNEDY'S
MEDICAL DISCO VERY.
DONALD KENNEDY, OF ROXBURY, MASS,

O0'-''-0
Has discovered in one of our common
pasture weeds remedy that cures every
kind of HuE1or, from the worst Scrofula
down to common Pimple.
He has tried it in over eleven hundred
cases, and never failed except in two cases
Cloth thunder humor). He has now in his
possession over two hundred certificates
of il Ialue, all within twenty miles OF
Boston. Send postal card for book.
A benefit is always experienced from
the first bottle, and perfect cure is war.
ranted when the right quantity is taken.
When the lungs are affected it causes
shooting pains, like needles passing
through them; the same with the Liver or
Bowels. This is caused by the ducts being
stopped, and always disappears in week
after taking it. Read the label.
If the stomach Is foul or bilious it will
cause squeamish feelings at first.
No change of Diet ever necessary. Eat
the best you can get, and enough of it.
Dose, one tablespoonful in water at bed.
time. Sold by all Druggists.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05

-Ceylon has 100000 Christians, 246,-
600 of whom are Catholics.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05

Sbl1AO4AAOS
from the Gulf to the st. Lawrence, come
the glad tidings of woman's suffering
relieved by it and thousands upon thou
sands of letters are pouring in from
grateful women, saying that it WILL
and does positively cure those painful
Ailments of Women.
1t will cure the worst forms of female
complaints, all ovarian troubles, infam-
nation and liberation, falling and dis
placements of the womb, and consequent
spinal weakness, and is peculiarly
adapted to the change of life.
Every time it will cure
Backaches
It has cured more cases of leucorrhoea
by removing the cause, than any remedy
the world has ever known; it is almost
infallible in such cases. 1t dissolves and
expels tumors from the uterus in an
early stage of development, and checks
any tendency to cancerous humors.
Lydia e. Pinkham's Liver Pills
work in unison with the Compound, and
are a sure cure for constipation and sick
headache. MRS. Pinkham's Sanative
Wash is frequently found of great value
for local application. Correspondence
is freely solicited by the Lydia E. Pink
ham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass, and the
strictest confidence assured. All drug
gists sell the Pinkham's remedies The
Vegetable Compound in three forms,
49, Liquid, Pills, and Lozenges.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
Caught a Pistol BAN in His Mouth

Stopping a bullet with his teeth was the
feat ACCOMPLISHED last evening by 10
year-old Wilmer Lefferts of Frankfort.
Oscar Kerns. aged II years, with whom
he was playing, had u revolver, and it
went off when young Lefferts was stand
ing in front of it, The bullet struck him
on tbs upper lip, passed through and
knocked out tooth. This, with the bull
let, was coughed up by the boy, and he
went home suffering no greater incon-
venience than that caused by the hole in
his lip and the loss of the tooth.-Phila-
delphia Record
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05

Halls Catarrh Cure.
Is taken internally. Price IS cents.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05

The Brazilian loan has been entirely
covered.
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05
MERITED REWARD.
SALES OF LYDIA e. PINKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
UneuuaIIed in the History Of Medicine.
Honesty, Excellence, Faithfulness
Fifty Rewarded. j. ~ ~

ESPECIAL TO OUR LADY REAnrEs.l
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05

Never in the history of medicine has
the demand for one particular remedy for
Eagle River Democrat. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1893-1896, 1895-08-05

Annual sales more than s .oo0 600 boxes
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-05-27

formerly carried on by this speciality COM
pany was merely a mixing Of acct
&c acid and water TO which
some coloring and favoring extracts were
added. such vinegar artificially COM
pounded is never free from traces OF sui
phuric acid employed in producing the
commercial article. Acetic acid is general
ly derived from the destructive distilla-
ton of wood and such viSegar has been
nicknaned sawdust vinegar
The people interested in the company
had not the remOtcst idea or intention Of
palming off anything on their customers
except what they thought was a sound
article The fault lay with the manager.
Within the last few months the COM
pany has been reorganized. and the serv~
ices OF an expert chemist and technical
manager have been secured Mr. Hall.
OF Baltimore, saw at once the fatal mis-
takes the company had made. and under
his direction the plant was made into a
natural vinegar factory and the product
now is made entirely from Georgia syrup
or high grade Of New Orleans molasses.
The s2ccharine matter is allowed to go
through the normal vineous fernenta-
ton The product is then thoroughly
purihed BY distillation and is converted
In natural way into vinegar by a pro-
cess known as the quick vinegar method.
The vinegar thus produced is chemical
ly pure. 1t has a rich flavor or bouquet; il
Is perfectly wholesome, and is excellent
ly adapted for picking or preserving pur-
poses.
The company has now forty acres plant
ed in cucumbers of a bunch or picking
variety As one acre will readily yield so
or 800 bushels of cucumbers. some 1900
bushels Of pickles will be produced by the
company within a few weeks. and they
VIII be perfectly pure and excellent
home-mode product.
A second crop of cucumbers can be
planted in the fall and will supply the
winter trade. This again IS an instance
where large amount of money sent in
former years north by the grocery trade
for pickles and pure natural vinegar. can
now be kept at home.
With a correct method of manufacture
ing perfectly wholesome products have
resulted, and the company is now on a
solid basis, as far as purity of its product
is concerned. and as the vinegar can be
made as cheap here as anywhere, and as
the profits are large, the company may
be classed as a successful manufacturing
enterprise.
The company employs from eight to ten
hands. This number will have TO be large
ly increased as soon as the picking and
packing season commences. The pay roll
Is now over $1,000 a year. but this amount
will of course be largely increased in the
near future.
The plant is a valuable one. Its real es-
tate is also valuable. The intrinsic value
of the plant is $4,000.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-05-27
An Odorless Refrigcrotor.

We are making an odorless refrigerator
in Chattanooga under letters patent in
which you can put onions, bananas, straw
berries, in fact, all kinds of vegetables
fruits meats, fish, cheese. with anything
that has an odor, together with milk and
butter, leaving the latter in open vessels
without contamination. 1t saves ice foo
Money refunded if it will not do all that
we claim. Does not have to be washed
out. send for delivered prices and testi-
monials. Refrigerators for hotels. grocers
putchers and dairymen built to order on
facturers, III Market street. Chattanoora
Tenn, U. S. A.-ad
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-05-27
CITY BREVITIEs.

Burns orchestra left yesterday for
Morehead City, N. c.. where it will play
during the summer at the Atlantic hotel.
The iremen at No. engine house re-
ceived telephone call at 1045 o'clock last
night to No. SSla West Boundry street.
There was blaze i'm the attic of the double
tenement at that number. caused by the
stove pipe setting fire to the ceiling. The
blaze was extinguished with hand extin-
guishers. and a few buckets of water. The
house is the property of the Schwan es
tate and was occupied by Rena Johnson.
eolored. The damage was small
A New Orleans dispatch printed in the
Morning News yesterday stated that St
Katherine's colored Catholic church dedi-
Gated at New Orleans last week. is the
first colored Roman Catholic church in
the south. This is an error. St Benedicts
colored Roman Catholic church on East
Broad street, in this city. was founded
several years ago, and under the pastoral
charge of Rev. Father George Lester is
one of the most Aourishing of Savannah's
colored churches. 1t has a handsome
church edifice and large congrega ton
The well known firm of Freid & Hicks
which has conducted the restaurant in the
market basement for a number of years
has dissolved. Mr.. Freid will continue the
restaurant business at the same place, and
has already announced his intention OF
cutting prices in half to suit the times. Mr..
Hicks has purchased the lot and building
at No 1S5 Congress street. formerly Occur
pied by the Title Guarantee and Loan Com
pany. where he win re-enter the restau-
rant business. The building will be entirely
remodeled 1t has already been torn out in
the rear and will be practically a new
building when completed. Plate glass
fronts viii be put in and the building made
attractive in other ways. Mr.. Hicks expects
to have the handsomest place in the city.
and announces his intention of conducting
restaurant in keeping with the appear
ances of the place
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-05-27
JUST GAVE 1T TO HIN.
: Negro FoOtpad Explains How lie
Got "a Gold watch.

r L. Smith. white man from the coun-
try. was held up and robbed near the
market night before last He had be- .
drinking and negro. who probably
thought he was not in a condition 10 know
what was going on around him. went rp
10 him. and after striking him I'm the face
snatched his gold watch from his pocket
and ran on.
smith was not so drunk that he was I'M
able to give a good description OF the
man who robbed him TO officer scuny.
who spent some time in looking for the
man without success. The description was
telephoned from the police barracks. how
ever, 10 the officers on duty in the north
cru section of the city. Policeman Grim
Minis found man little later asleep I'm
the stable Of Gleason & Co. who answered
TO the description. When searched at the
barracks the gold watch which had been
taken from Mr.. Smith was found in the
pocket OF the negro. who gave his name
as Dick Lightfoot. LightfoOt claimed the
watch had been given him by negro
boy.
Smith was arrested a little later for
being drunk and disorderly. and was given
a cell I'm the same row with Lightfoot
He was bonded out by friends yesterday
Lightfoot. when questioned by Chier
McDermott, said that he was from Chi
caeo. and that he had only been here a
week He said that he knew the Pinker-
tons. and a number of their men, but
that he had never done time there.
What were YOU doing with the watch?'
the chief asked him.
- little colored boy gave II TO me:
never stole IT," he replied.
How did the boy come TO give you the
watch2"
Il don't know. sir; just give It TO me.
Like Savannah. don't you: give people
gold watches down here they never saw
before, eh2" remarked the chief.