The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-12-05
WHIRLS WITH WICHITA.

Atchison Globe: Talk about the Wich-
ita Kar: he is feeble-minded compared
TO the fellows who are sending out the
dispatches concerning the Turkish situa-
ton. We once admired the Wichita liar
as a genius inf his way, but what do his
Indian Territory stories amount to as
compared to the stories OF atrocity sent
out by telegraph from Armenia? The
Wichita liar thinks he is doing well IL
wounds two or three deputy United
States marshals, but the Armenian liars
kill every man and woman in a village
with fr.ghtful atrocity. Hereafter We
shall refuse to print dispatches from
Wichita. This is a necessity; our columns
are so crowded with lies from Armenia
and Turkey that We have no room for
lies from Wichita
Kansas City Star: A cousin OF the Kan
sas Murdocks is administrator of the es-
tate of Clara Campbell OF Arbuckle
breach of promise fame She left $780,
600
Kansas City World: With a beer war
in Wichita, a bread war in Leavenworth
and a red-hot war between the Leland
and anti-Leland Republicans, Kansas is
promised at least a little amusement.
Lawrence Journal: The Wichita Eagle
is without mercy. II intimates that even
though Ingerson should be converted yet
he would be damned for the harm he
has already done.
Atchison News: In a trial under the
Prohibiory law the judge ordered
Wichita man to drink some of the liquor
which the prosecution alleged was beer
He refused 10 do so. The jury brought
in a verdict of acquittal for the defend
ant. because they knew If the stun had
been beer no Wichita man would have
refused to drink IT,
Kansas City World: The father of the
Murdocks. Bent and Marsh. was a min
lister. Bent has always declared that
the ministerial parent was too len!ent
with Marsh in the administration of cor
receive attention, but Bent now has the
satisfaction OF knowing that the old gen.
tleman reads his paper. but Will not read
the Wichita Eagle.
Kansas City Star: An object OF rldicule
viii be the Wichita man who stole the
doors and windows from a vacant house
and who now desires TO go 10 Jail for
sixty-two days by way OF purifying him
self and obtaining santidcatlon. But IS
not this Kansas transgressor more in
harmony with the right idea OF repent
ance than those persons who profess con-
version and Justification without doing
anything TO atone for their sins? Re-
Egion without restitution is one OF the
easiest things in the world. but how
much is II worth?
Newton Herald: Tiger BIZ Camp
bell has arrived at the turn IN the lane:
he is now convicting the Wichita Joint
ists- Since the Eagle was not sustained
by the voters II has been mute as a lamb
on the whisky question. and Campbell
finds It less difficult 20 convict offenders
Lawrence Journal: A Wichita man
came to the authorities and wanted 70 be
put in Sail for something he had done In
the past ard for which he had rot been
punished. Suppose this idea should be
come fad in Wichita. where would the
town rent ground on which to build their
donjon kes1s?
Kansas city Gazette: Here iz a warn
ins for wichita: Among some United
tSates prisoners received az the govern
ms1t penitsntiary al Leayen~orth was
two indians. for Introducing whisky
among the indians of the territory.
Topeka Co-Operafor: Nox that The
election has come and gone and tine *
aseting vii some of the Administration
fellows tel Us whz: has become os tie
wichita whisky ~ar7
winfield Tribune: The wichita Eagle
advocates the prohibition % tobacco and
chewing gum. Wen get tse-s II TIE
Eagle VII stay On our szls.