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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-06-05
MAY BE MOBBED.
A Bankers Son Assaults "a Young Girl at
Cottonwood Falls.

Bankers Son Assaults a Young Girl at
Cottonwood Falls.
KANSAS CITY, June "a special to
the Star from Emporia, Kas, says:
"Bunk" Howard, II years old, son of
S A. Howard, a banker of Cottonwood
Falls, Chase county, committed criminal
assault upon Miss Burlington, the IL
year old daughter os B. d. Burlington of
that town.
He first attempted to assault a Miss
Hinlle, companion of Miss Burlington,
but she escaped Howard then turned
his attention to Miss Burlington and as
saulted her. He then escaped but was
captured shortly after.
He narrowly escaped lynching. After
preliminary examination he was released
on bond and while the citizens are now
quiet, if Howard should be seen on the
streets he would have a hard time to
evade mob law.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-06-05
I. O. O. +. AT FORT SCOTT.
The Kansas State Encampment Opened
There This Morning.

KANSAS CITY. June ga special to
tie Star from Fort Scott says the first
formal session of the twenty-eigth an
nual encampment of the I. Q. o. F. of
Kansas was called to order this morning
There is good attendance of delegates
and cantons. Colonel w. A. Cormony and
Mayor Hesser delivered the welcoming
addresses this morning, which were re-
sponded to by Grand Patriarch Acton of
Hiawatha, and Major j. II. Miller, of
Topeka.
This afternoon at 1 o'clock the uni
formed cantons, bands and delegates
gave a parade. and at o'clock went
into executive session. The competitive
drills of the cantons occur tomorrow
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-06-05
THE UPPER DAM.
Officials and Engineers of the Company
Arrive Today.

Arrive Today.
F. III. Castetter, treasurer of the upper
dam company, arrived in Topeka today.
He says that there is no hitch in the
business of the company and that the
work will commence as soon as the ar
rangements can be completed.
General Manager Fitzgerald will arrive
from Lincoln and Mr.. Record of large
contracting firm in Chicago with his en-
gineer will also arrive. Representatives
of the General Electrical company
will also be here. Engineer Orbison
has completed the plans and they will
be on exhibition at the Throop hotel
tomorrow. A meeting of the board of
directors will be held and they hope to
make the final arrangements aud let the
contracts at once.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-06-05
X. U. COMMENCEMzNT.
There Were $50 Graduated From the Diff
ferent Departments,

LAWRENCE, Kansas, June 5.-The
twenty-third annual commencement of
Kansas University took place this morn
ing. There were nearly $50 graduates
from different schools of institution,
divided as follows: School of arts, 80;
school of engineering, IS; school of law,
Al; school of pharmacy, 18; school of
fine arts, Z. There were five students
given masters degrees.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-06-05
WOODMEN ARE DEBATING.
The Proposition to Create an Emergency
Fund viii PrObably b Lost.

MADISON, Wis, June 5.-The head
camp of Modern Woodmen resumed dis
cussion in committee of the whole today
on the creation of an emergency fund.
The proposition will probably be lost
Resolutions were introduced to reduce
the per capita tax to so cents; to compel
camps to pay the tax of neigh bors, sick
or disabled; fixing the maximum COM
pensation of members of the board of
directors at $500, and actual expenses.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-06-05
NALL TO BE APPOINTED.

1t is announced this afternoon that
David Naill, of Abilene. who want
ed to be state grain in
spector, has been agreed upon
by Governor Morrill,, Cy Leland and J.
B. Lynch for deputy warden of the pen
itentiary
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-06-05
Discuss alarriage Laws.

A discussion upon "The Marriage
Laws" is the programme for the regu-
lar meeting of the Topeka E. S. A at
Throop parlors on Thursday afternoon.
All women who are interested are urged
to be present
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-06-05
MAKING Up THE CABINET.
Governor Francis Spoken of to Take
HOke's Place.

WASHINGTON, June 5.-Among today's
cabinet rumors is one to the effect that
Hoke Smith in Mr.. OIney's place, and
fill the secretary of the interior by the
appointment of ex-Gov. Francis of Mis-
GO1ri
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-06-05
MRS. Cleveland at Gray Gables

WASHINGTON, June 5.-Mrs. Cleve-
land, her two children, accompanied by
Mrs. Olney and her daughter, left Wash
ington at 1850 o'clock this morning for
Gray Gables.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-06-05
TO ADVERTISERS.

Advertisers for Fridays JOURNAL
which will contain ~ or IS pages, should
furnish their copy tomorrow.
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LContinued on Fifth Page. ]
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1895-11-16
de Ponce

men l9 cua!ta parte de la vida de 10 artista
cbra de uno de los pacientes y geuerosos
que ilustraral aQuel tempo, en- el cual las
obras maestras, pesaT de Ia leQtitud con
que eiecutaban, erau mss frec3artes Que
en- el dia
Era esta joya un hermoso punsl de mango
dc orc cinceladO, eli cusi mango era un fras
co. en- la hoia estaban grsvadas con mara
villoso talento varias fgufas alusiva8 la
ca2a: perros, cAballos, caz totes, cuervos,
arbOles Y cielo Sc copfurdian ali en- conjun-
to armonioso, que oblgsbsn los ojos fjar-
81 pOr largo tempo scbre squella hoja de
sznl Y orc
-Veamos, diio Mosoreau temiendo que
81 puhaI coEtuviese oculto en- q mango algGn
bllete.
EI principe previno este tenor Separando
el puf1sl en- dos parties diciendo:
A eos. que soiS cazador, la hoja, a Is
condess el mango. Buenos dias Busy,
i>ois shors amigo intimo del condel
Diana sc puso colorado, Busy por el con
trario, no perdi6 an serenidad.
MoDseflor, diio, Y A oiglda que esta
nshana me mand6 que yinieSe a saber de Ia
s4lud del senor de Mousoreau, yo be obede-
edo, como siempre, vuestrss ordenes.
-Es verdad dijo ell duque.
fue q sentar innto Diana 10 hablo
eu voz baia.
al cabo de uu instante dijo:
-Copde en- este cuarto hace un calor no.
rrible, ye0 que la c0ndeSa So eStA anogaDdO
voy ofrecarle nj brszo para dar una
vuelta por a jardin
Ell marido J Il smante dirgieron al duque
uus mirada de colera.
Diana Sc leyant6 ! Sc apov0 en- el braza
del princina.
-Dadmo q br~zo, jo Monso4eeu a Bus-
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1895-11-16

\ Monsoreau b4j6 detras De zu mu
jer
i Hola, holal dijo el duque, parece que
estois fuertecillo
-Si, senior, Y espero halarme muy prouto
en- estado de poder 8ccm paflar nj mrisr q
donde qliera que vaya
-Muy bien. pero hasta tanto no es bueno
Monsoreau mismo conoci6 cuan justa era
esta observation
SentIsa en uD sitio desde donde podia yer
tcdo 10 que pasaba en- el iardin
-MTad. conde, dijo a Busy, 81 quiserais
hacerme un favor ests tarde misma acom
pshariais mi mujer a hi casita de Ia B ssti
lla, prcfero enera ALI "a que ca Malidar
la inert6 de las garras de ese bnitre, m de
iare Que Ia deE ere en- Pa~is
No podeis aceptar ese frcsrga senior
de Busy, dijo Remigio.
u \ porque pr@glnt6 Monssreau.
ID ! Per que preguut6 Busy.
-Pclque sois genti hombre del duaue d.
Anjou: a duque de Anjou ID cs perdona
ria jamas q haberl9 jog ado semeiante pasa
da
- Que me impolta ioa gritar el i'm
petuoso ioven. cuando una mrada de Z eni.
gio le indico qna delta guarcaF siisa-
clio
Mousoreau. despues de un momento de
meditation. dijo
-Tiene raz6n Remigio, no es de yos de
quieu tergo que reclamar semejante servi-
ci0 ire 20 mismo llevarla per que an.1a.
Ia pasado mafIaUa, estare en- disposition
de habitar Ia Dueva casa
One locura dijo Busy vais a perder
ynestro erDpleo.
.-Esposible, dio ell conde, pero me que
dare con mi mnjer
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1895-11-16
Unquento Derm6gero!

Los asombrosos efectos producido.
por el UNGUENTo DERM0aENo =
las Hagas qasnzadHras, jnGasfss, pr
caGWyas &c mosquitoes lepra af,tcane,
sa6a10nss, elefantsasts tHn0yes, al
cs.alqDser pyOcedeneia, ssHnatts,st0, Ill
csyas, Aey>6as de ca4Gi9a4ter anna, 70
,sc41fsos dG;::, 10 denuestran las inhni-
tas curaciones obtenidas y el constan
te ESQ que de dicho especitico 81
hace.
DeposIto: Farmacia Central de J
Eerrer.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1895-11-16
FOIL IN e
ALEANpRo DUMAS
LA DANA
DE
MI g. N S 8 r "a II
CAPITCLO LXNV

Las PREC 4rCIoNEs DEL sESoR DE MoNsoREAU
Continuation
dos, 8 haceis no haceis ell seryicio. si 10 10
haceis el rey Sc disgustsra 81 10 haceis
D-Hare 10 que sea necesario, dijo Monso
reau spretando los dentes Pero no me Sc
parare de la coDdesa
ApeDas acsb6 ell conde de decir estas pala-
bras Sc oy6 en- el patio gran ruido de caba
llos de voces.
Monsoreau Sc extremeci6 de ira
,Otra vez el duque! murmuro
--Si, justamente, dijo Remigo acomodaD
dose a la yer bana.
En- el mismo instante entro el duque en- Ia
sala sin hscerse anunciar, pues los principes
tiene este privilegiO.
Monsoreau que estaba alerta, vi6 que Ia
primera mirada de Francisco fue para Diana
Pronto la negotiable gslente del duque
puso mas en- claro sus sospechas pues lleva
ba Diana una joya de aquellas que consu
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1895-11-16

sea extracto huido comruesto de
varias plantas indigenas, rsadas co
mo alterantes y sudorifcas.
Cada onza Auida representa- una
cnza de las plantas que conttene.
PURAMENTE VEGETAL !
FL mas conocido, tegN.o = ydfSd.
arifcador de la sangreI
Conserva el CUTS teyso y i4b6e dt
,UfcfOneS y gYacOS!
Pueden usarlo hasta los nIhos.
Deposito: FGrnGcfa Central. de ]
errer.
mi v. p. s. Nvbre. 2 de 1893
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1895-11-16

~, Gu ~. II i-i'>l3"d Sc Ire e9a
~ 20
= '''lf $40 q 10 ae stalsla
'leae h~lao pcdeF@so Eor eon3''
s'mhiloS, aalis nieSe deelif9
rue. "a, - en Gus moles. yttii~o .e
desc que q usc De 4 fae'za ie ha'ls
10 tan ben. aeenseJsdo tambleu u
oens9 qDe sylia We g"nzoSo tsfa s.
IS Ies@os en vista de obsfaS.le
~ com con 'cT ee."s le n1 lla
puglaLcla de tina Ilulet
Q dla che habia dormil9 rnal
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1895-11-16
Especfdco Salvador
DEJUAN SIERRA URGELL

Con este especffco desaparacon los bar
ros } IA picaz6n que producen las erur
clones en 81 cuerpo E. 81 ver6a6ero al
"a dclor. Sc usa an friccicnee y sc agli
on ochenta caeos distintos.
Vsndese en Juana Diaz harrio &c Hat
puerco-cas4 del inventor = lanentu.
Mayo !. 1885
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1895-11-16
sAEa - RR&'I'ERA&

&c psssdo cos, q m.lad ,5e SIS ualor, :aa
4t.ssa t.,tssredora dc pssdra ssessssda para ca
g5eteros, con su caldefa y des'sGS psesas, e*
mtg 6;4cu estado q ,ssa nsaftsssete &c seps*esto
FL Qse X isstYess p1eds dsrsG:rss don 10
6erta FrakGfei, ezs est0 ci.4dssI.
Ifassc.. AeigegO LIZ de 1894.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1895-11-16
CAPITULO Ink VI
rNA VISTA Ala cas-, sIGuADA FaEs1
Al PALACIo DE ToURNELLEs

Le sohreescitaci6n produce an algunos los
mismoa efsetos que upa pasi5u verfsdera,
al come e hamhre d. Il lubo Ia hlena
una eprieneia de vaor
Bajo una impression sen. jsnte valvi6 X
Paris e dnque he Anjou cuyo daspecha foe
graude cnando halo que Diana abia parLi
do de Meridor, Ia vuelta estabA cssi ena-
morado de ella, justameDte porque SO Ia
Quitaban.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1895-11-16
7O -
INTERN NAClONAL
PORT-AU-PRINCE. HAITI

Ell propietario que suscribe ofrece lss co-
nodas ventiledas habitaciones Dc este
Hotel todos los puertorriquenos 8 extran
geros de trausito estadfa fla 81 Haiti
En- ell establecisniento Sc habla ngiss
frances, espanol italiano Trato quito; ser
vicio escogido.
Tenemos sueursal en al aristoeratico cam
po de Thor (Bizot6n) para los pasagsso.
sslicitud.
F GoNzALo MARIN
Eno-o y de 1895
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1895-11-16

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Colon AdaneIh
9 ia sal % r q -
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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1895-11-16

- lcscaa v-rstcy - ss.ios ce =.
81 - Ccu<enar!o del 5esc1b-:Es4:-
II zsxa .sla.
-a -zfa sa.ryczsIa snfcsrnarar.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-28
BRIGHT BITS.

"A husband is a plaster that cures all
the ills Of girlhood-Moliere.
DO you think that Dickens would
"Of course not. None of his friends
would believe a word he says."-Wash-
ington Star.
Not To BE Seen.-Judge-Yo say you
have some means OF subsistence
Tramp-Yes, your honor.
Judge-Then why is it not visible?
Tramp ate it.-Harlem Life.
Stout Lady lat street crossing, to po-
liceman)-Could you see me across the
Policeman-sure. ma am; I could see
you ten times that distance, aIsy.-Tit-
Difficult. -Mistress-Bridget, I have
new bell that want you TO ring at meal
times.
Bridget-Shure ma am, how kin OF when
OF have to wait on the table?-Brooklyn
Life.
TO love me- he sighed.
Have patience" she returned calmly.
Il propose taking that matter up just
as soon as / learn meat pies and pillow
shams. Yes. Detroit Tribune.
-Maud's Friend--I'm afraid he will find
II difficult to get along with Maud. She
is never satisfied unless she is picking
His Friend-Weli. she ought not to be
disappointed in him-Brooklyn Life.
-Moberly-You look pretty happy for a
man who's on his way to the dentists to
have two teeth extracted.
Hanson with great joy)-You see, II
didn't go to the dentists I'd have to stay
at home to my wifes o'clock tea.-Chi-
cago Record.
-Pat-This is a great scheme, Biddy.
Biddy-Phwat. is?
Pat-Why, / see that a man can get a
twenty-shiiling poktofiice money order for
Just three ha pence. Ofve a shilling left
and Orll spend the whole of 1t on thin
orders this very mornin, be jabers.-
Iit-Bits.
The Iong-Lost Notwithstanding to
a Liverpool comic paper young man
was arrested in that city, charged with
the public highway. The prisoner pleaded
that she was in. boomers and he mis-
took her for his long-lost brother. The
magistrate discharged him, and it is said
the local tradesmen can now scarcely sup
ply the feminine demand for bicycles
and bloomers.-Baltimor Sun.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-28
Personal.

Last week Paul J. Tustin. a san Fran
cisco athlete, Jumped successfully from
the Eads bridge at ST. Louis TO the water.
turning a somersault in midair and
striking the water squarely on MS ieet-
The distance was - feet
r. L. Lorton, professor history in
the West Side High school OF Milwaukee,
who achieved notoriety by writing an ar
ticle derogatory Of the American revolu-
ton, has been reduced from professor
10 an assistant teacher on account OF the
article. Many Of the school board were
in favor OF dispensing altogether with
his services.
-Rudyard Kiplings generally unpleas-
ant reputation among the people who
meet him casually is Offset by the oc-
cssiOnal pleasant tales told of him by
those who know him Well At little no
tel in Gloucester last summer he made
himself particularly agreeable to all pres
ent. He read stories and entered heartily
into the entertainments given by the no.
tel guests
H Clay Armstrong. whom the Presi-
dent has Just appointed secretary OF le-
cation al Madrid in place of Stephen Bon
sal, resigned, is at present consul at Gre
bamian, and owes his promotion in a
large measure to Gov. Oates OF that
state. Mr.. Bonsal who is from Balti-
more. has been made second secretary
OF legation al Tokyo, Japan
MIR. Ruskin has written a letter in
reply TO the custom, "Ougnt parents to
leave a fortune to their children2" He
says that parents ought TO educate and
maintain their children until they reach
maturity Damned modernism" he
adds, eats its children young. When
they are strong throw them out of the
nest, but let the nest be always open 10
them. No guilt should ever stand be-
tween child and parent
w. s. Macdonald Of Glasgow, in a
recent lecture before the Highland So
ciety OF London, traced the history of
the harm from the shadows of mVf biology
to the present day. 1t is, he said, the first
musical instrument on record and was the
principal one of ancient and medieval
times. 1t attained the hight of its IA
vor in modern times in 1910, when Sebas-
tan Erard of London brought il to the
front rank of musical Instruments.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-28


Among Englishmen the question. who is
the coming man" in English public iifeE
IS being asked very frequently now. The
conservatives are confident that Arthur
James Balfour is. The new prime minister,
Lord Salisbury, is his uncle. and Mr.. Bal
four has been given a very prominent
place in the new cabinet. There is no
doubt that he is well qualified for any posi-
ton in the English government. He is the
first lord of the treasury and the leader
Of the House OF Commons. and an excellent
leader he is. He has a sound judgment,
quick wit. and the courage 10 fight for his
opinions. He IS one of the few prominent
public men Of England who favor an inter-
national agreement for the settlement Of
the silver question. There are good rea-
sons for believing that in his new position
he will be active in bringing about such
an agreement.
Among the conservatives the belief is
quite generally entertained that in the
near future he will be the leader Of the
conservative party. No doubt parliament
will soon be dissolved. and a new election
for members Of the House Of Commons
held. If the conservative party should be
successful the chances are that Lord Sal
isbury, in a short time. would step aside
and leave the way open for Mr.. Balfour to
become prime minister In that position he
would have a much greater opportunity for
bringing his views in respect to silver to
the attention of the English people. He
is quite a young man yet, and it is not
improbable that the prediction that Dis
raeli made in respect to him, namely, that
he would become a second Pitt, will come
true.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-28
The Alderman at the Play.

1t was first night at a State street
theater, says the Chicago TtmeS-Herald,
and among the others who came to sit
in judgment upon the merits of the new
dancers and the four Emeralds who
made their initial appearance was Alder
man Coughlin. "Bathhouse John" was
there, and brought his pompadour. with
him. Coughlin's foretop, in its calmest
movements, much resembles the spread
ing tail of the naughty turky gobbler
This opening night the alderman mad his
front hair partially concealed by the
yachting cap, which il is his pride and
gentle joy to wear. He sat down in the
seat assigned him without removing his
head covering. OF the many signs on the
wall provided for the regulation of the
manners of the audience there Is none
prescribing the uncovering of the head
and it never occurred to Alderman Cough
lin to do so. Behind the alderman's chair
sat a large, robust person, with taste
for the drama and disposition to see
the whole stage. To the discomfort OF
this person the alderman's cap obscured
much of his view-or he thought it did
which amounted TO much the same
thing.
Duck il: duck it, he remarked, but
the alderman heard him not.
The man then gently but firmly tapped
the offending person on the shoulder and
said
win we shoot dat lid, or will I make
"Youse'n make mel don't tink," re-
piled John, with fine scorn in his voice,
maybe youse t'ink I'm one of desc levee
guys. I'm alderman from de first, an
if | wears me bunnit 1t goes
Il don't care if youse is de whole COM
mon council and de street gang trowed
in asserted the stranger, duck dat
lid" and he declared his intention of
giving the alderman a good swift punch.
MIR. Coughlin is in nowise averse to a
mix-up, but the great can afford to COM
promise their dignity sometimes, and
murmuring that il was a good thing nit,
he removed his yachting cap. The man
behind him had not reseated himself
firmly before he discovered his grievous
error The alderman's 'pompadour arose
in its grandeur and spread like a great
palmleaf fan. Whereas the stranger
could not view the center of the stage be-
fore he could now see neither wing. He
was not one of those ashamed to ac-
knowledge an error for he leaned forward
again, saying:
Il was dead wrong, podner; put on de
extinguisher agin, an let IL go at dat
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The Very word He wanted.

As was Flooding along the highway I
was overtaken by a farm wagon with
eight men in it, all armed with rifles and
pistols, says the Detroit Free Press. The
driver kindly pulled, up and invited me to
ride into town with them. After l was
seated l inquired of one of the men:
Are you people out on hunting expe-
dition?"
mo, we ar not huntin anything" he
replied
mo. not after a horse thief"
Perhaps it's shooting match?' 1 per
mo, not a shootin' match
! didn't like to ask further questions,
but after a silence of five minutes the
driver turned and explained:
ITS nuthin' but a lawsuit of mine which
comes off in town to-day
And these are your friends?"
"These ar my friends"
l didn't like TO ask why they were
armed from head to heel to attend a law
suit, but he saw me looking at the weap-
ons and added:
1.-The verdict in this lawsuit orter be in
my favor without question, and there ar
two or three weakened critters on the
"And your object is to brace them up?''
Exactly. That's the word l was tryia'
to think of. Yes, when they see the eight
of us walk in and take front seats the jury
will brace right up, and the vardict will
be accordin' to law and evidence, and ri
git my boss back. Couldn't think of that
word brace" to save my life. / knew il
wasn't 'intimidate,' but l couldn't think of
brace Glad we picked We up"
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In Fly Time.

From the Chicago Record.
B-z--z-z-Z-zipt
Blest II there amt a man in bed yet.
And it's nearly O'Clock.
or else ! amt the iveliest fly
In the block.
/ won't do a thing
To yOui
Sleeping, are youl
B-z-z-z-z-z-dzungk.
Why don't you wake up?
You will turn over,
Will you?
You just try to go to sleep again
That was a corker!
Caught him right in the ear.
Say. you were going to swipe me, Ell?
You think you're
Gosh awful smart, don't you?
III sit down on the bed post for a while
And he'll think I've quit.
And when he's just doing on
Mebbe
/ won't fool him.
There he goes
Bz-z-z-swati That's the stuff
oh, III teach you to use
CusswOrds
Before nice, gentlemanly fyl
Amt you ashamed?
Mebbe 1t isn't your time to get up.
You're going TO get up just the same
j say!
SAY S-s-s-z-z-z-zt!
I'll be burned if he amt
Going to sleep again,
Ooh. just won't
DO-a-thing
This time.
Just wait till / get
My vacuum-prOducing
Pedal extremities
Against that ugly mug of yours
And clear my voice.
Now then
B-z-z-Z-z-z-z-z-z-Z-z-z-z
Z-Z-z!!
Now will you get up?
Well, / guess yes.
That's better
Just stop swearing and mosey
Out of those pajamas.
That's right
Why didn't you come to it without maxi
ing a fuss?
III be round tomorrow at
Four a. m.
And you want TO behave better.
See?
What's that? You'll get fly paper?
Get il!
If you thing this fly
Is chump enough to prefer fly paper
To a soft thing like you
You're way oni
I'm onto my job, am!
Ta-tai
Tomorrow at 4, remember!
B-Z-Z-Z!