New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-06-02
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Tho Archbishop Of Canterbury appears 10 belong
70 that large class Of inteliigent-gnorant English
men who are not just sure WHITTIER the western
Continent within the pale OF civilization or not
In letter he speaks OF the desire Tor Chfls
ton urity, "at home and abroad and in America
Right He was.-"Now." began the orator orator len
considering the money question. let US AVOID raise
issues" o. ", r.,uheat 81
tbort was buyr' 5000 Of em once and it turned
out to be Observation-Disclosures Journal
simplex-I am surprised TO see that 1.-The Daily
screamer' has become disinterested for the hrst
time in its history. 1t is giving lot OF space
every day to the need Of more schoohouses. as the
present accommodations are inadequate
Cync-Great Scott, man. You don't call that
distnterested do you? 1t is afraid the coming gen.
GRAFTON won't be able 10 read It's want ads.
Young man" the solemn Glenn stranger sad'
"a Wns gan game"eight innn's played"
Baseball upon The Sabbath day?
o wicked sinful land.
Erin the ninth aow. did you say?
i'D"e ''N" -CKansas City Journal.
rna ,-onosed new Protestant Episcopal diocese
., Uasbing,on IA TO consist OF the District Of Co.
,urh,a and four counties OF Maryland-Prince
Georges. ST. Mary's. Charles and Montgomery II
the division is ratified by the General convention
that meets In October. Bishop Paret VIII probably
decide to be bishop Of the new see whlch VIII iea'e
the diocese OF Maryland vacant
A Natural Curiosity.-"Chariey, dear" said MIS-:
unnni,nune II don't think take enough interest
in things that men care for. Won't you 'e'i me
something about baseball ia. ran"
I've noticed that sometimes when cup se's
beat it's because the umpire coesnt 60 tight
And sometimes because the weather ISN'T right
Ana sometimes because the audience doesn't do
Well Charley. dear. what want to a hnow IS
what the players have 10 40 WIZ" '"e e
washington Star
According 70 a writer in 1.-The Gentleman
Magazine" taking a bath In Japan Is very puphc
function. "At last the water was ready ne say
land We were told that we couid nave our "i''''
But what about all these people? we asked point
ing TO the crowd OF women and children asseiho'cu
in the yard. oh. they've come TO see was '"e
reply Now Englishmen a rule, are INQUEST
beings and / fancy that most men "ouiu ieei "
certain amount Of bashfulness II caHeo upon -
stand I'D and battle in the presence OF MY "o'''.
and children. so NJ whispered to me: I'm going 10
bed dirty tonight unless those people ciear ou'
told him that he must not think or such DaSe
conduct. and reminded him OF the stofy III . ~.
Pink Wedding OF the gentleman VINO feiuSea MS
bath In the presence OF the moozmi a''ehua','
how she went out and told her friends mat inc
Door man was possessed OF a caudal appendase'
and how he had to fee the village 10 prevent mar
treatment as an agent OF the devil. My friend was
persuaded. and we stripped to the buff AS eacn
garment came of the crowd closed in. ana the
women strove among themselves for the pleasure
OF pouring water down our backs
II was AT dinner and there had been chicken,
OF which the little daughter o. the house had p
chicken" said Frances. Il think you nave nau 40 :,
much is good for you. dear. replied ffa n',,ed
mamma II want more, and Frances pout,ena.
You can't have more now, Dut mere - d va. ,i
bone that you and mamma can pun. lhat VIII
be fun You pull side and III pun me o'n h,
wish come true Why. baby, you We got II: W nnre
was your wish, Frances?" Il wish for some MOI {
chicken" said Frances. promptly. She got II '"''
time.-(Christian Register.
According to 1.-The Washington Star" San Diego
Cal is the place most abhorred by naval officers
on account OF curiosity seekers One OF them sa'o
that a man could net lie down In his cabin ana
get the sleep necessary to stand watch without De-
ing reused with the exclamation: why
there's one of 'em. and he's asleep. Come and IooH
girls" At other times the crowd would gamer
around the skylight over the wardroom and "a'cn
the officers at meals making sucn comments d.
they chose on the appearance OF the men ana VIVA
they were eating II they had been part Vi
menagere that had just been fed save US IRON
riding at anchor at San Diego" say the offcers
who have been there.
skilful as Ever.-Edward-Isnt DICK going OIL III
his writings? .
Forrest-I haven't noticed II. 49,
Edward-It seems TO he has lost mat *
ouisite decacy OF touch he psea 10 ,dn, ,hlnh
20 II you had seen him work me TOT ten 'H'" "'''A
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