New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-03-23
THE TALK or THE DAY.

THE TALh OF HE Dh''
,,, declaring that II has been buncoed again
into nrirt,no an obituary notice of the bandit Cara
",rbe Kingston Freeman says: "Mr. Cara has
bod the last death notice he will ever get In this
paper No matter II he should attain 10 Inc age
~ Me,busaleh or become Democratic candidate
for the Presidency we would not iheh''oh mm
The time has come TO draw the hhe
t,,cks-wbat do you think Of the income tax?
W. " we Won mean the way my wife taxes me
with neglect when come IN NJ, think very much OF
night. must say that 90 hot ''''" '' "' VI
it-tBoston Transcript
The Methodist Episcopal Church in the CITY OF
uexlco IL growing rapidly seventy-sx persons hav-
ing united with 1t since the middle OF January
crowded and the elderly citizen had taken MS
young granddaughter on his knee ,sn men ba rdnS
Conductor came along the elderly citizen hdnued
MN ce. nn;s noore" said the conductor. shes
over five and I'll have 10 charge you luii iaie i'i
Since he considers you a woman, my dear" said
the elderly man. much shocked, III ish proRperr
fnr Won 70 sit on my knee. You'll have to get OIL
-(Chlcago Tribune.
Two hundred negroes embarked from savannah
=, tho other day. bound for Liberia. As the yes
sol cast off from the dock they sang song en''-
tied I'm Going Home to Africs Shores
Race sensa;ionaIism-"Is there any truth in the
roDar, ,Sat The Rev Mr sbbles is TO be dismissed
Tor being too sensatlOnal?' 81 guess mere ~ AZ
lea At he I.
know Tor last three months ne nasn
on a single topic outside the bioie'
Journal.
The Nawab Nawez Jung Bahadur, now IN THIS
country wonders why American worKihsmeh re-
ceiving 81 a day Disconnected, "nIe the VOTE
inemen in his country are able to get gay on 81 80
a month
Nonov-Naking Scheme-Friend-How are you
snribbIer.Frst rate The Rev. Mr.. Saintlie and
6 6Sye f EGne mo partnership m '''N'''' ~
"Eh? How do you manager
II write books, and he denounces them. -'New-
York Weekly.
The distance which derelicts traverse is much
rreater than is generally supposed caretul recoru
~ observations has resulted in the preparation OF
\ chart which shows that the hulk OF the schooner
Fannie T. Wolston has drifted during the last hVe
,o,rs moro than 1900 miles. This calculation Is
sd on forysix reports OF its having been sGnted.
Another derect, which began its wan"erihsS III
1891 drif,ed about $500 miles up to the time II vas
last SEEN when it had been afoat 6l1 days ms
w L. White. another floating terror OF the se'
roamed over the North Atlantic for 80 days eo'e
In; I'm that time about 500 miles
fond faihsr 1t Is a diuton and snare -'f"'s'
burg Bulletin.
There are now dfty-four so-called metals whose
phys.cal properties are well known, ana theIe are
fifteen others whose properties are Deihs nFesU-
covered idumium. dayyum. mosandrum' holiniun'
samar.um norwegian. vesbium nepthnlum Id'o-
sum uraIm blrcenium. cOlubum. rogerium CO.
me.lum. actinum and fa-fb
Tramps Walk Johnny-Papa, whore do tramps
get all their money to MAKE hnrIPr rnnean trips?
Johnny-Noboiy know OF. but there's 50 ,n nuG,
in the papers about tramp steamers that 'hous"
they ali iid.-(ROxbury Mass) gazette
IT., oersorship o, newspapers exercised in Finland
ny Russian functlonares is far from being sine-
cure During the year 1894 no less than 2o'3 mum.
hers OF papers were seized, and DO newspapers "
divers opinion sequestrated. or course tns
Swedish organs the most I'll treated OF ALL one
OF them having been suppressed eighty tunes "'''''a
the last year
% ha Ssw Woman. gowns viii be worn this spring
as usual Bonnets should be worn on tte h t WI,
hanging down the back. 1t is still good form INTO to
wear black gloves when cleaning the Kitchen stove;
prefer 1t is not necessary for ladies' 70 be in fSii
dress when hanging out the we f1r marketss is
purse. At theatre parties LADIES' VIII We" pin,,y n
slasses and their owh s na ones else When long
skirts selected for walking costume 80 e md veil
| ming shoes Slippers are not suitable Tor street
wear at this season.-lbullaio TNP'''''
Students OF social statistics VIII ma much 10 IN.
terest them in the present issue OF the 'ou'hn
! Oniclel' OF France. Among the topics discussea u
J no NaNf ID
orr IN 1851 There Is. unfortunately IN the elgM
vs,rs following that date a lamentabe ana STEADY
increase In the number OF divorces. From i2'' IN
,ss, sd in 1859 and 5i57 in 1890. the aggregate gre"
=, 779 in 1892 and TO 6ls In ls95-amost 1000 more
,han in the first year In which the law was IN iorce'
A. is natural 10 expect. the percentage is largest
I'm the National capital. In every 10000 marriages 10
/ the Uautes Apes Grouse Lot and HauteSaVoie de-
I partments there between and 10 divorces;
in Gironde and Belfort there were between l~
and 10: In Aube Bouches-du-Rhone. Sene-lnie-
rieure and Somme. 10 to 1920: Eura. Marine oise
Rhone Sene-et- Disc. l20 to liO Aisne. H. ana
finally Paris 272. by far the largest number OF
suits for divorce and separation resulted from pad
treatment, Insult and assault or the toN- diNoIVes
in France since 1885, Is per cent were granted lot hs
| causes enumerated. The statutory offence was
responsible for only Is per cent These iSureS throw
| n comparatively favorable light on the morals Oh
! the great French people. Another thing worthy VI
mention In this connection is the fact thar OF 'e
A. $50 successful divorce suits. $.ts2 were nstltu'ed
! ne women and 1880 by The presence or 40
! sepcs of children seems have had no influence on
the relations between husband and wife. as 2So OF
tho pismated coupes about 80 per cent. had or
spring.
Tho civ Ptfals.-Idle Tim-Phew. Never had
s,.h a narrow escape in all the years We peSn
! trampin' These ere big cities Is tuii pi'a"s
ieT r,,tsred Toni-What happened We?
Idle Tim went into that big building 10 tei
ma tale OF woe, and where dye think toui.u
n,s"rant persons offered me work afore could set
Nau-IOrk Weekly.