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The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-07-09
MONEY WANTED.


JKTANTED-S4O0O; GOOD REAL ESTATE Sc
w curity; interest paid monthly; only party hav-
ing money need apply. Il. Il. ANDERSON, 463
Ninth St., Oakland.
IVANTED-LOAN $4,000 AT 8 PER CENT ON
w good city property. L., box 115. Call Office.
MONEY WANTED TO LOAN ON REAL
WI estate security, mortage bonds ETC., in sums
from $500 to $2500; securities first class interest
from / to per cent per month. II you have small
amounts to loan call and us can place the
same good advantage for you. M. J. lay
NANCE Il CO., real-estate agents and land auc-
tioneers, 466 Eighth st., Oakland Cal.
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COUNTRY REAL ESTATE.

T oUIS sCHLoss.
Rooms "a and o. Croker building.
The best and cheapest stock ranch in the State
Tor sale on easy terms; plenty of water and feed
the year round; so miles from San Francisco and
only miles from railroad. II you mean business
call at once and get all particulars.
LOUIS SCHLOSS.
Rooms "a and %, Croker building,
San Francisco.
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OAKLAND HOTELS.

~ ALINDO HOTEL; THE LEADING AND
VI largest hotel in Oakland; table first class;
terms by week or month moderate; trains to and
for commercial travellers on ground floor. ROBERT
GAY, Proprietor.
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S5000 A PRETTY HOME.

AMID SUNSHINE AND FLOWERS.
AT A SACRIFICE,
Baker ST., near California, cottage of rooms and
bath, in good condition. Lot 25x106:3 1t. Owner
must leave city and has reduced price from $4,000
in order to effect immediate sale.
EASTON, ELDRIDGE & CO.,
R2S Market q
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Cox OOO a SNAP; 55 FEET ON MISSION
.pOC.OVO' street: choice piece for manu-
featuring OF any kind.
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THREE FINE FLATS.
1 CHOICE LOCATION.
ALWAYS RENTED.
$4,000. On sunny side of Grove ST., near Bu-
chanan new plumbing and house in good condition;
rents $63 per month.
EASTON, ELDRIDGE & CO..
63S Market st.
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Rooms 24 and %. Croker Building, F.
GI7R GIFT MAP NO. 8; 80 :8x70; Lot No.
ID u. 621, w. side North ave. near Henrietta
ST. CHAS. FISHER. 507 California
0971 AWFUL CHEAP; WORTH DOUBLE;
u y -. lot 27x100: BeInis near Castro; block
from electric cars J. ROCHE, p. o. box 1873.
BUILDERS. LOOK AT THIS LOTS Il A
ID corner $500 10 5000 each; electric track laid
street work done; Army St, near Cogswell College.
J.F. PLUME, Agent, 1902 Valencia st.
7 OF 25xl37 ON TURK ST. FOR $1,000. PHIL
IL BRICK & METCABF, 254S Folsom st.
NOW IS The TIME 10 BUILD, WHILE
~ materials are cheap. VIII build anything,
anywhere; cash or easy monthly installments,
plans included. o. W. FORSYTH, $40 Market st.
G7E0 COTTAGE: 8 ROOMS; IN BERKE-
y ~. ley; lot 40Kl20; SIS monthly.
S2OQ-Half an acre, near university; steep and
cheap.
Other houses and lots all over town.
CHAS. A. BAILEY, 46 Market ST., or Berkeley
station, Berkeley.
GO1OO HANDSOME COTTAGE ON 2OTH
GNAiOV. St, near Hampshire: rooms bath
$3.50 cash; balance easy installments. Particulars
621 Sixth st.
A WEEKS NEWS FOR 5 CENTs-THE
u WEEKLY CALL. in wrapper. for mailing
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r WOULD LIKE YOU TO SEE THAT PRETTY
i cottage of rooms; porcelain bath and all the
latest improvements in an orchard all street
work done; near the University and station. J. J.
MASON, Dwight Way station.
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WESTERN ADDITION FLATS.
w MODERN AND WE'LL BUILT.
S5l00-Baker st. nr. Geary: flats, and
rooms and bath; never vacant; rents $500 per
annum. EASTON, ELDRIDGE & CO.
63S
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CHOICE RESIDENCE. HANDY TO TOWN
- NOE ST, NEAR FOURTEENTH.
$500 ONLY. ONLY $780,
Handsome 2-story bay-window residence of 8
rooms and bath; built years; in first-class cond-
ton; large lot, 30x162; note the depth.
EASTON, ELDRIDGE & CO.,
63S Market
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Q1O 0OO FOR A FINE PIECE OF IN
SD1C.OOO come property on Channel st.
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IF YOU WANT
i A GOOD, SUBSTANTIAL AND STYLISH
HOME
CALL ON THE OLD BUILDING FIRM OF
A. r. DENKE, WEBSTER STREET
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oSOO MISSION LOTS ON THE INSTALL
SpOUO. ment plan.
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Q1E0 LOT 25xlOO Fl: READY TO BUILD
u tOO. on: within > blocks of 2 car lines:
terms, 500 cash, balance on long time.
S2SC0-Inc0me $40 month; flats on Harrison
st. near Tenth.
4. N. sPECK Il CO.. sO2 Market ST.. under
Crocker building.
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BERKELEY REAL ESTATE.

before YOU BUY
Be sure and inspect that handsome new Groom
modern house just being finished on Dwightway,
Berkeley; blocks from station and on electric
Car line.
Apply or address
]. l.. BERKELEY,
Dwightway, Berkeley.
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G100 MISSION LOTS ON THE INSTALL
I'D tOO. ment plan.
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LOUIS SCHLOSS,
Rooms q and 25. Crocker Building, S F.
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MI LoI
NJ TO CLOSE UP AN ESTATE.
COST OVER $500.
A handsome 2-story bay-windoy house of 8
rooms and bath; on Goth ST.. near Castro: masnif-
cent panoramic view OF the city; price $4,000:
may take less; make Offer
EASTON, ELDRIDGE & Co,
or or
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FINANCIAL.

CAPITALISTS, TAKE NOTICE-WE HAVE A
" fine piece of business property in Oakland. well
rented, paying per mt net on $135, 900: can be
bought for $l25000; S150,00O was refused for it
four years ago; none but those desiring business
property need apply and a bargain will be offered
that can seldom be secured. Apply to EDWIN K.
ALSIP & CO., 8 Rotunda, Mills building, s. F.
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PHYSICIANS.

A HOME, A FRIEND AND MOTHERS CARE
n MRS. DIR. FUNkE, l416 Eighth St., Alameda.
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MARRIAGE LICENSES.
DIVORCES GRANTED.

Adolph Drefer from Hedwig S. Driefer for de-
sertion, by Judge SanderSon.
Julia Scott O'Brien from Michael o'Brien for de-
sertion, by Judge Murphy.
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TRUSTEES SALE-IN ACCORDANCE WITH
i the terms and under the authority of certain
party of the first part, to HENRY G. CAMPBELL
and THADDEUS B. KENT, Trustees, parties of
the second part, and the SAN FRANCISCO
SAVINGS UNION. party of the third part dated
April 22d, 1891, and recorded in the Office of the
County Recorder OF the county of Tulare, State of
California in Liber of Trust Deeds, at pages
Ats and following: and in pursuance of reso-
luton passed on the 10th day OF May, 1895. by
the Board OF Directors of said SAN FRANCISCO
SAVINGS UNION, a Corporation. and the holder Of
the note NO. 10.S5O) TO secure payment OF which
the aforesaid deed of trust was executed, declar-
Ing that default had been made in the payment of
the principal sum and other sums. due under said
note and deed of trust, and requesting and direct
ing said HENRY c. CAMPBELL and TIA D.
DEUS b: KENT, Trustees, to sell the real estate
described therein to satisfy SAID indebtedness.
We HENRY c. CAMPBELL and THADDEUS
B. KENT, Trustees, do hereby give notice that on
TUESDAY. the 3Uth day of July, A. d. 1895, at IL
room of EASTON, ELDRIDGE & CO., No. 63S
Market street. in the City and County of San Fran
cisco, State of California, we will sell at public
auction, to the highest bidder, for cash in gold coin
of the United States, ali the piece or parcel of land
situate in the county of Tuare State OF California
described as follows. to wit:
According to the official pats and system of sur
veys of the Government of the United States
seven (27) east, Mount Diablo Base and Meridian.
OF section twenty l20), the north half OF the
north half IN. 1a Of n. 1al.
Containing one hundred and sixty (160) acres Of
land. more or less.
Together with the appurtenances
TERMS OF SALE-Cash in gold coin Of the
United States ten percent payable to the under
signed on the fall of the hammer; balance on de-
livery of deed; and if not paid, unless for want
of title (ten days being allowed for scarcely then
said per cent to be forfeited and the sale to be
void. Acts of sale at purchasers expense.
HENRY G. CAMPBELL, r-rstaa.
THADDEUS b. KENT. + Aioo''OS
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no YOU WANT To BUILD?
u DO YOU WANT TO SPECULATEe
IF so, CALL AND SEE Us.
We have exceedingly choice selection of bar
gains in unmprOved properties. suitable for all
purposes and all prices. 1t will you to see us be-
fore buying. EASTON, ELDRIDGE Il CO,
63S At
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$1,000 DOWNTOWN INVESTMENT.

u AOOOs
IHREE-STORY HOUSE AND LOT
Prospect place. near California and Stockton
within week.
EASTON, ELDRIDGE & CO.,
63S Market ar
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CITY REAL ESTATE
TST BE SOLD

7 OOK AT TEIS. MUST RE SOLD.
ON FOLSOM BOULEVARD.
ONLY S2lOO. A GREAT BARGAIN.
4 fine 10. on W. line of Folsom ST. near l4th:
size 25x122:6; Folsom ST. at the present time is
attracting good deal OF attention and this prop
erty will double in value; compare the price OF
this lot WITH others in the neighborhood it is at
least $500 cheaper.
EASToN, ELDRIDGE & CO..
63S Market st.
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4 LPEAU'S FRENCH PILLS, A BOON TO
II ladies troubled with irregularities: no danger;
safe and sure So so express c. o. D.; don't delay
unLl 700 Lale. OSGOOD BROS. Oakland. Cal.
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RS. AID. LILI4MER, LADIES PHYSICIAN
NJ takes confinements in her house. 1901 Mission.
LII FEMALE IRREG ULARTTIES RE-
II stored in one day; no Instruments; French
remedies guaranteed at any time; consult free
MRS. DIR. WYETH, 916 Post ST., near LarkIn.
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PERSONALS.


IF CHRISTOPHER OR JOSEPH HUTCHIN-
1 son, nephews of the late w WILLIAM HUTCH
INS0N who died in Carlisle, England, viii COM
municate with C.. DIXON, 8 Summer ST., they will
hear something to their advantage
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OFFICES TO LET.

ELEGANT OFFICES IN NEW SPRECKELs
IL building, 925 Market: rents low: no extr.
charge for gas, janitor services heating. AppI,
at budng or q. II. UMRSEN Il Co, ii Montg. st
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OAKLAND FURNITURE FOR SALE

FURNITURE AND CARPETS AT YOUR own
ID price. Il. SCHELLHA AS. 4OS Eleventh st.
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ALAMEDA REAL ESTATE.
DOR IMMEDIATE SALE = NEAR SCHOOL
Il and station; streets improved and severed.
$2250-$50 cash. $25 monthly; 30x100; cottage,
rooms and bath.
$240O-$50 cash, $40 monthly; 37:6xl0O: cot
tage, rooms and bath.
$3250-$50 cash. $50 monthly; 3sx100: corner
house in fine conditions 8 rooms and bath.
$325O-S2OO cash, $50 monthly; 37x110; ele-
CANT colonial cottage: rooms and bath.
$3S50-$200 cash. $35 monthly: 37xl20; hand
come new cottage 8 rooms and bath.
Houses TO rent from $40 up
Open Sunday and holidays.
MARCUSE & KENNEL,
Bay-street station, Alameda and 62S Market st.,
Francisco.
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CANTA CLARA COUNTY PROPERTY TO
y exchange for city property; only unincumbered
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PIANOS. VIOLINs. ETC.

BARGAINS IN NEW AND 2D-lI AND PIANOS
ID Hazeton Brown & Simpson Mozart, ETC.: hard
times prices; installments EATON, 735 Market st
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7 OUIs sCHLOss.

7 OCIS SCHLOSS.
Rooms "a and %, Crocker Building, s. F.
REAL ESTATEi
REAL ESTATEi
REAL ESTATE!
IF YOU HAVE MONEY TO LOAN ON REAL
L estate can place it for you; everybody wants
money.
MONEY! MONEY!
MONEY! MONEY!
MONEY! MONEY!
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nU-PRAE'S FEMALE REGULATING PILLS;
u safe and efficient emmenagogue; 81 per box
RICHARDS q CO. drnggsts, 400 Clay, sole agts.
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I ADlES-BEFORE SEEING DOCTOI
IL consult MRS. EMARY, 111S Market ST., r. 8.
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MEDICAL

A NEW PROCESSING MEDICINE, INSTRU-
- ments or worthless pills used; every woman
her own physician for all female troubles; no mat
ter from what cause; restores always in one day;
II you want 10 be treated safe and sure call 8
physician knowledge can be sent&useG at home ;all
cases guaranteed. DIR. Pepper, 3IS Kearny 81.
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A Literary Chemist.

M. Louis Figuier, whose death is re-.
ported from Paris, was in some ways a
genius. Although a chemist by profes.
sion and an exponent of natural science,
who did excellent work in popularizing
recent discoveries, he was perhaps even
more in his element in psychological
speculations. Many who have never
read his scientific writings are familiar
with his "Day After Death.'' One of
his earlier works, 1.-THE World Before
the Deluge," was abundantly and Gu
riously illustrated. Some of the pictures
remind one of the Prehistoric Peeps
in Punch.
As may be gathered from his "Day
After, DEATH" M. Figuier was, unlike
so many French savants, an antimate-
rialist. He was brought up Protestant.
but did not adhere in his later years to
either the Reformed or the Roman Cath.
olic church. Like himself, his wife, Ju-
liette Bouscareau. was prolific writer
Some of her novels have appeared in
The Revue des Deux Mondes. London
Globe,
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Music In China and Japan.

Nations which have the gift of artis-
tic coloring and harmony of design are
almost invariably lacking in the har-
mony of musical sound. Chinese and
Japanese music is monotonous in the
extreme, and their singing has been
aptly compared "to series of monoto-
nous, high toned falsetto notes, resem-
bling the sad bowling Of the wind in a
storm or the wall of banshee -
This arises not from physical inca
pacity, but from want of knowledge Of
music as an art. There are no sweet
singers among Japanese and Chinese
birds. The lark. blackbird, nightingale.
thrush and mocking bird are unknown,
SO the melancholy cries Of the gull, the
hawk and the kite seem to serve as
models for the walls and shrieks Of
their uncultured human voices.
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had we'll shaped back to his head, and
q gold ring on his little finger, with
somebody's hair in the colet, under q
crystal. She was dark. straight and lis.
som Of figure, with ripe lips and eyes
as black as sloes, and she hoped that the
hair in the minister ring was his moth
er's. She was we'll aware Of her social
inferiority, but-the truth may be told
she chose to forget IL that morning
and to wonder what this young man
would be like as husband. She had
looked up into his face during sermon
time, devouring his boyish features, no.
tioing his refined accent, marking every
gesture. Certainly he was comely and
desirable. As he walked down the hill
by Deacon Snowden's side she was per-
fectly conscious Of the longing in her
heart, but prepared to put stop to 1t
and go home to dinner as soon as he had
turned the corner and passed out Of
sight. Then came that unhappy remark
about the crab pots. She bit her lip for
moment, turned and walked slowly OF
toward the ferry full Of thought
Three weeks later Rev. Samuel Bax
received his call.
He arrived to assume his duties in the
waning light Of soft January day.
Bontigo's van set him down, with car
petbag, bandbox and chest Of books, at
the door of the lodgings which Deacon
Snowden had taken for him. The house
stood in the North street, as it is called.
It was small, yellow washed building,
containing just half dozen rooms, and
of these the two set apart for the minis
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A Des Names woman who has been
troubled with frequent colds, concluded
to try an old remedy in new way, and
accordingly took tablespoonful flour
times the usual dose) of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy Just before going to bed. {.
The next morning she found that her
cold had almost entirely disappeared.
During the day she took few doses of
the remedy Zone teaspoonful at time)
and at night again took a tablespoonful
before going to bed, and on the follow.
ing morning awoke free from all symp.
toms of the cold. Since then she has,
on several occasions, used this REMEDY
in like manner, with the same good re.
suits, and is much elated over her dis.
covery of so quick way of curing a
cold. For sale by w. R. Smith & Co.,
Druggists, No. l6 Main street.
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A funny incident took place at the
Ohio Southern depot the other morn
ing. A young woman who had but
recently married man who shutters
had sent telegram to her husband,
who was at Washington @. H., and was
waiting reply. Suddenly the peculiar
halting tick of the receiving machine
sounded in the Office, and she said to
Agent Wolfe: "That's from John I
know; can tell his stutter." And sure
enough it Baisbridge Reporter.
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this mad woman to set him lahore, he
must write to Deacon Snowden for his
boxes and resign all connection with
Troy. But would he ever get rid Of the
scandal? Could he ever be sure that, to
whatever distance he might fee, II
would not follow himl Had he not bet
ter abandon his calling once and for
all? It was hardl
A star shot down from the Milky
Way and disappeared in darkness be-
hind the girls shoulder. His eyes, fol-
lowing it, encountered hers. She left
the tiller and came slowly forward.
''In three minutes we'll open Plym.
outh sound, she said quietly, and then,
with a sharp gesture, flung both arms
out toward him. "Oh, lad, think better
OF an turn back wi me. Say you'll
marry me, for I'm perishin o. love-"
The moonshine fell on her throat and
extended arms Her lips were parted,
her head was thrown back little and
for the first time the young minister
saw that she was a beautiful woman.
faye, look, look at mep' she pleaded.
''That's what I've wanted ZEE to do all
along. Take my hands. They'm shape
ly to look at and strong to work for ZEE. {"
Hardly knowing what he did, the
young man took them. Then in q mo-
ment he let them 60, but too late. They
were about his neck.
With that he sealed his fate for good
or i'll. He bent forward little, and
their lips met.
So steady was the wind that the boat
still held on her course, but no sooner
had the girl received the kiss that she
knew to be a binding promise than she
dropped her arms, walked off and shift
ed the helm.
"Unfasten the sheet here," she COM
manded, land duck your head clear o.
the boom.
As soon as their faces were set for
home the minister walked back to the
cuddy roof and sat down to reflect. Not
a word was spoken till they reached
the harbor's mouth again, and then he
pulled out his watch 1t was half past
A in the morning
Outside the battery point the girl
hauled down the sails and got out the
sweeps, and together they pulled up
under the still sleeping town to the
minister's quay door. He was clumsy
at this work, but she instructed him in
whispers, and they managed to reach
the ladder as the clocks were striking.
The tide was far down by this time,
and she held the boat close to the lad.
der while he prepared to climb. With
his foot ON the first round he turned.
She was white as ghost and trembling
from top to toe.
''Nance-did you say your name was
Nance?'
She nodded.
"What's the matter?''
"Ill-I'll let you off If you want to
be let off"
'I'm not sure that do, he said,
and stealing softly up the ladder stood
at the top and watched her boat as she
steered it back to Ruan.
Three months after they were mar
ried, to the indignant amazement of the
minister's congregation. 1t almost cost
him his pulpit, but he held on and tri.
umphed. There is no reason to believe
that he ever repented of his choice, OF
rather of Nances. To be sure, she had
kidnapped him by lie, but perhaps she
had wiped it out by so years of honest
affection. On that point, however. l.,
who tell the tale, will not dogmatize.
THE END.
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"INcre's nobody III at aIl."

ders ald the starshine in her dark eyes.
Around them the armament blazed
with consultations up to its coping
Never had the minister seen them SO
multitudinous or so resplendent Never
before had heaven seemed so alive to
him. He could almost hear it breathe.
And beneath it the little boat raced
eastward. with the reef points pattering
on its tan sails.
Neither spoke. For the most part the
minister avoided the girls eyes and sat
nursing his wrath. The whole AFFAIR
was ludiorors. but II meaps the sudden
ruin Of his good name at the very start
Of his career This va the word 10
kept grinding bstwess hts teeth:
"Ruini Rutur yhsaessg y pssasaA
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Sick people don't want to bebothered
with preparing the medicine they take /.
Bad enough we must take it. You don't
need to make a tea of Simmons Liver
REGULATOR, it is already prepared. You
take dose of liquid or powder tonight,
and awake in the morning free from
your biliousness, sick headache, or con-
stipation and indigestion. No purgative
medicine. Sample package powder, 25
cents
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Aliens Discovery For Piles.

Aliens Discovery for Piles is acertain
cure for all forms of piles. DO you have
soreness and chafng with intense itch.
ing often at night? 1t is dangerous to
neglect these symptoms. If you have
suffered for years with chronic piles and
feel you can't be cured, give Aliens Dis.
covery one trial. 1t is new discovery
that cures piles. Sold by all druggists.
Price 80 cents. Sent by mail for so cts.
Address, Aliens Discovery, Box ss, LIE.
Rov. N, Y,
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"What have you two Thermometers
in your room for?"
"The doctor said I must have more
exercise"
'What has that to do with it?"
II am on my feet continually seeing
il the Thermometer apree"
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Digler--I courted my wife three years
before I got her, and it was nearly all
wasted time.
Bigler-Why isn't she a most ex.
cellent woman?
She is, indeed; but I've discovered
since that I could have got her in three
months if I had had the gumption to ask
for her.
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MY dear, thought We were going
to practice economy for timer"
Wife-So We are, dear went down
and countermanded the order Won gave
your tailor for suit and bought q
bonnet that cost only half the amount, \