New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-20
THE TALK OF THE Day.

N.w.york Archltecture-Ar,ist,c Foreigner-And
what Is this building?
American FrIend-That Is our new criminal 'ou''
Building. ,.
Artistic Foregner-well. old fellow you won'
mind my saying that the building itself is an arts
tic crime.
Repartee-''You are nothing but bag OF ~no'
snearei circus tent.
The b,loon in its Indignation. ewe.lei yiso'ly
AT least" II retorted, II am sef-suppofuns' -
Indianapolis Journal
A unique exhibit at the Cotton states ana inter,
national EXPOSITION will be a model jail. 1t VIII
show all the latest Improvements IN prison CUT
struction and viii present for Inspection JAN 'o,-
pete IN sanitary equipment ana apsou'e'! s".e'
prisoner ncarcerated within its iron cages VIII Do
absolutely protected from without, and VIII ihu I"
,,,nossbie 10 escape even II allowed to work Tor
liberty with the improved jal.-breaklns Tools
A, rn,,taInable He!ght-First New Woman
Here's an advertisement OF bearded lacy a' '"e
Sscond Now Woman ,iespa.rngly)-Oh. dear! HOW
can we ever be that?-(chicago heeord'
v,gg,es-Why did Or. wlnibas resign' thought
that no and his people were very harmonious
Diggle.-We. 50 they are AS soon aS ITO
signed the people were resigned
7, Lacked That Way.-"Plam's bill came pacA
'odsy sad the SaSe o ssp skcd the merchant
"He didn't have anything to ray, u non" ~ YOU
mink that in sending bill man who has p ,ra
huri"d three months you rather running II INV
the ground?"-Undanapolis JOURNAL
The peop,e OF Utah have been clanor'ng TOT SUM-
hood for inward OF forty years. and It Is now sp
,ar.n,y close at hand. II Is for the people 10 ue
cae nv their votes on November next whether 'ns
state const!tution shall or shall not DO aaop'eu. -
the former case the President OF the Uh'ten "'a''
v,ul issue the necessary proclamation. Inc Jew
yat.s 10 the Constitutional Convention were eco'e"
20 voyewher 4 1894: the convention assembled ON
N.-ch ,se5 and the completed Constitution wa
adopted by the convention on May py un"''''.~.
vote Of those present only seven or the iV' oees
bens absent The convention was IN sess'o" ''~S
.,x dsvs and IL framed Constitution wh'ch co'er'
about 1900 words and Is Incorporated into twenty
xever articles or chapters. congress appropria'ee
,ao oo for the expenses OF the convention ana 'ns
final report OF the Committee on Accounts sno"
that on the adjournment or the coh'e".io" -
was q balance on hand OF 81 10. with %oo9 % ye' uu'
TO members: 81 800 required for printing the oonsu-
tuition and the proceedings OF the convention" 80
means another deficiency bill for the next Congress
vounyer sister II asked sister II she tnousn. y go
would get up and home IKE the o ,
did IL recited ,curfew Shall NOT H'"s '''''"
And what did she say" ., IN irving"
-(Washington star
"w,th Little Falls Incorporated" says Inc
pooh.ster Uerald" New-York State contains
tb,r,v-seyen cities They are follows: Albany
Amsterdam Auburn. Binghamson BrooHiyn p"
falo Cohoes Corning Dunkrk. Elmira' uioVe'"
willie Hornellsville Hudson, Ithaca. James,o""
Iohnstown Kingston. Little Falls Lockpor'' Ho"s
Island GUY Mddletown Mount Vernon Ne"ouie'
New-York Niagara Falls. O2densourg oea" w
wego Poughkeepsle. Rochester, Rome schehec's-
dv syracuse Troy. Utica. Watertown ana foh'
ke-s II will be seen that every letter In the al
nhsbet is represented in the the initial cap'as
except Il. ., " ana a.
/ Doubtless They Woud.-Johnny-Maw shou,v
think IL would be heap more careless " 80
| pearls before chickens than to cast EN- oeio''
| swine. ,,
'o''"''' ~ -(Chcago Tribune.
An ancient controversy has recently been reviveo
In England by the question TO what really consul
tutes a Cassie Some define |, as ian ancient
author highly approved who IL an authority on tae
subject he treats Of" Goethe. on the other haha'
protested against the confusion OF what 10 Classic
with what Is merely cd and declared thai al
healthy work." matter whether modern or an
| cient, Is classic The French Academy. speaking
| ex-cathedra, defines classic authors as those VINO
have become models in any language" while sainte'
Beuve declares that true classic Is an author VINO
| has enriched the human mind" Indeed, no TWO
opinions on the subject to coincide. and wnss
| appears to be q classio to ono sort OF people ~
| fused that Qualification BY othsrA