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The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27

The popularity of Chamberlain's Cough
Kennedy and the high esteem in which it is
held leads US TO believe it to be au article of
great worth and merit We have the pleas
ure of giving the experience of three promi.
nent citizens of Redondo Beach, Cal, in the
use of the remedy. Mr.. A. V. Trudell
says Il have always received prompt re-
lief when used Chamberlams Cough Rem
edy." Mr.. James Orchard SAYS: II am
satisfied that Chamberlain'o Cough REMEDY
cured my cold" Mr.. j. N. Aatcher saws:
"For three years have used Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy in my family and its results
have always been satisfactory" For sale
by Johnson 81 Henderson, druggists.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27


When we make so cents worth of sil.
yer dollar for tho benefit Of the gold.
bugs who own all of the silver bullion.
Let us even matters up little for the
farmers and make 30 pounds a bushel
Of wheat and s ounces pound of wool
Gettysburg IS ~ Courier.
Few people bnow that all plants contains
digestive principles. They cannot absorb
their food until it is digested any more than
animals can. The Mound Lebanon Shakers
have learned the art Of extracting and utliz-
ing these digestive principles, and 1t is for
tnis reason that their Shakers Digestive Cor
dial IS meeting with such phenomenal sue
cess in the treatment of dyspepsia. The
Shaker Digestive Cordial not only contains
food already digested, but 1t also contains
digestive principles which aid the digestion
Oh other foods that may be eaten with it. A
single lOcent sample bottle will be sufficient
10 demonstrate its value, and we suggest
mat every suffering dyspepsia make trial
d IL. Any druggist can supply It,
Laxol Is the best medcan for children.
Doctors recommend 1t in place of Carter Oil.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
WHOLE NO. sos

There is more catarrh In this section of the
country than all other diseases put together.
and until the last few years was supposed
to be incurable. For great many wears
doctors pronounced 1t local disease. and
prescribed local remedies, and by constantly
falling to cure with local treatment. pro-
nounced it incurable. Science has proven
catarrh to be a constitutional disease, and
therefore requires constitutional treatment.
hairs Catarrh Cure, manufactured by Il. j.
Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the onlv
constitutional cure on the market. IL is
taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a
teaspoonful. 1t acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They
offer one hundred dollars for any case
cure. Send for circulars and testimonials.
Address
+. j. CHENEY 81 Co., Toledo, Ohio
W. Sold by Druggists, rs cts.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
A Welcome Usher of 'o6.

The beginning of the new year will have
welcome usher in the shape of a fresh
Almanac, descriptive of the origin, nature
and uses of the national tonic and Alternative.
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. Combined
with the descriptive matter will be found
calendar and astronomical calculations alb
solutely reliable for correctness, statistics,
Illustrations, verses carefully selected, and
other mental food highly profitable and en-
tertaining. On this pamphlet, published
and printed annually by the Hostetter Com
pany, of Pittsburg, 60 hands are employed
in the mechanical department alone. Eleven
months are devoted to its preparation. 1t
is procurable free. of druggists and county
dealers everywhere, and is printed in Eng
lish. German, French, Spanish, Welsh.
Norwegian, Holland, Swedish and Bohem-
ian.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
What's n Man to MOO

Lonesomeby - Hello, old man!
thought I'd come around and condole
with you. My wife is also away.
Widowly-Don't be sarcastic. It's not
the loneliness that worries me, but the
matter of writing. :
Lonesomby-How SO?
Widowly-Well, If I fill my letters
with declarations Of love, and tell her
now much miss her, she'll come home
TO enjoy the sentimentality at closer
range; If I write an Indifferent letter.
SMELL come home to see what's the mat
ter; and If I don't write at all, she'll
come home to see If I've run off with
another woman. So what's man to
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
Creased the Wrong End.

An old gentleman, before getting int
an express at Euston, tipped the guart
anu SAID: Il wish you would make sure
Oh catching the Has at Crewe."
Inc guard goes to the engine-driver
VINO has been a witness of the tippine
business, and says: Here, Billy, this
gentleman wants to catch the 11:45 al
Crewe."
Ihey arrived at Crewe just in time
10 see Has leaving the station.
Old gentleman, in a rage, to the
driver: Weren't you told to catch the
1:45" ~ 'Ao
impassive driver, with a solemn
wink: Yes, sir; but you creased the
wrong end of the train"
Our old friend will tip the driver
next time he wants to travel unusually
Answers.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
Colored Remarks.

De mos dangerous hole in mans
pocket is at de top.-One drop OBJ scan
dial will spread ober a whole lifetime
A good menny men maik DER bes' time
ON de wrong track.-Cupid is allus rep
resented as baby because lub so fire.
quently dies in hits infancy.-Gib de
people two pieces OBJ gossip at once an
dey'll 'cept de one wild de mos slandah
In hit.-Ef yo' wanter git chen wild an
enemy fo'get his existence an go toe
wurk too amount toe sumthin'.-Arkan-
saw Thomas Cat.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
What Put 1t Out.

"Accidents?" said the old sea captain.
mo, we never have any to speak of on
this line. Why, one trip, about year
ago, the ship caught fire down in the
hold and we never discovered it till we
got into port and began to unload"
That's strange. What put the fire
out?"
why, it burned down through to the
sea and the water put it out. Couldn't
burn the water, you know"
And the captain walked away smiI-
ing, while the interlocutor was so as
tonished that he never thought to ask
why the ship did not sink.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27

The Detroit, Grand Haven & Milwaukee.
and Toledo, Saginaw & Muskegon railways
Will make cheap excursion rates to all point,
and via all lines in Michigan, east, west,
north and south; also to points in Canada,
west of and including Toronto, Niagara
Falls and Buffalo. Tickets will be sold for
Christmas on December cath and 25th. valid
return to January I'd, 1896, and New Years
tickets Will be'sold December 31st and Jan.
ist' valid to return to Jan. I'd, 1896. For
information inquire of all agents of these
companies.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
Unexpected.

had been trying to impress upor
III lldren in the school, in the capac.
~ u a temperance lecturer, tina,
.hough 1t was right and proper to re.
ileVe suffering and poverty, it was
niuch better to find out the cause of il
all-drink, Of course-and remove that:
and SO with everything.
now" said he, suppose your father
one morning came downstairs and on
going to the cellar found it flooded
what would he do first? Would he be-
gin bailing the water out?
mo! Of course not"
NOW, what would be the first thing
he would do?"
After short silence, a shrill, piping
voice cried out:
why, he'd carry on awful!-Ex.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
Children Cry for
Pitchers CaStoria.
Children Cry for
Pitchers Castoria.
May Require Heroic Treatment,

Whatever is attempted should be en-
tered upon fully appreciating the fact
that by careless, easy descent we have
reached a dangerous depth, and that
our ascent will not be accomplished
without laborious toll and struggle.
We shall be wise if we realize that we
are financially i'll, and that our restora-
ton to health may require heroic treat
ment and unpleasant remedies. From
President Cleveland's Message.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
ThOroughbreds.

Tim McCarthy-Say, Gull, wot kind
Of er dawg is dat dawg O. yourn. are he
Thoroughbred?
Gully McCall-You bet he arches
Irish setter-he's allus settin' around
w9en deys somethink to do. What
kind is yourn?
Tim-Mine mus be a fox hound. he's
so dern foxy, whenever I go to shoot at
anythink he runs behint tree.-Truth.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27

Goes into the best homes
IN Shiawassee county and it's
contents are carefully read by
an intelligent class of readers.
The use of its advertising COL
umns convinces advertisers of
this fact.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
Piles! Pilesi Itching Piles!

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES intense itching and
81 nglng most at night; worse by scratching
IL allowed to continue tumors form wh,ch or on
pieed and ulcerate, becoming very sore.
SwAYNEs OINTMENT stops the itching and
pleeolng, heals liberation, and in most cases re.
eocents. DIR. swayno &Son PHILADELPHIA.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
Notice to Stockholders.

The annual meeting of the Shiawassee
Savings Society, of Owosso, for the election
OF directors, will be held at its office los
West Exchange street, in the city of Owes.
SO, on Monday evening, January 6, 1896, at
o'clock, p. IN. G. S. WILLIAMS.
E' T. GILBERT, Pres
Secretary.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
A Tugs Boiler Exploded-Two xu,..

The tugboat Morford, while TOWING
the steamer Ionia at Chicago blew un
her boiler. Two men were killed and
three others seriously injured. The
heavy boiler was lifted into the air
and shot through the wall of elevator
+. The tug o. b. Green was raked
fore and aft, and it is considered little
short of miracle that only one of her
crew was killed.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27

rheumatism Cured in Day.-"Mystic
cure" Tor rheumatism and Neuralgia, rad
icaliy cures in to days. Its action upon
tne system Is remarkable and mysterious
~ removes at once the cause and the diseases
lnmeoiately disappears. The first does
gIea.iy DEMENT'S, IS cts. Sold by johnson ~
Henderson, druggist. Owosso.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
The Truth Crushed Him.
mo Cupid's dart

Fer pierced my heart,
For I'm invulnerable, MISS"
Said CholIy Churl
Unto a girl
Who coyly offered him a kiss.
She ,:ave a glance
At h;In askance.
winch made his ratified brainlet whirl;
And then he swooned
When soft she crooned,
lou must wear corsets made of steel"
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
Notice of Annual Meeting

The annual meeting of the Shiawassee
County Mutual Fire Insurance Company
Will be held in the Court House. at the city
OF Corunna, on Thursday, January I'd, at II
O'Clock a.. m. Every member of this COM
pany ought to attend this meeting.
3W CHARLES A. WHELAN. SECRETARY.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27

C,. a. r. Anthony, ex-postmaster of Promise
City, Iowa, says: ~ bought one bottle of
mystic Cure for Rheumatism and two
uoSes OF 1t did me more good than all tia
nieulclnes L ever took" Sold by ,Johnson&
henderson. druggists, Owosso
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
Old Memories.

Little Girl-Gran'pa says he remem-
bers wen the snow was so deep it was
up to his waist.
Little Boy-When?
"Oh, ever 30 long ago!
"Mebby 1t was Wen he was a little
baby."-New York Weekly.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27

tmp-I say, boss, now do you like this
naoit that people on earth are getting
into OF cremating their dead?
satan don't like it at all; I'm SUD-
posed to attend to that.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria
When she was Child, she cried for Castorf..
When she became Miss. she chung to Castoria.
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria,
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27

Christopher Miller, livingl near Mt
Gilead, o., shot his wife fatally, then
shielded by hanging. He had been
adjudged insane, but relatives kent
him from, going to an asylum.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
c. & w. M. and D. L. & N. Holiday
Excursions.

For Christmas and New Year holidays the
q. q w. M. and ID. l.. 81 N. lines will sell
tickets at one and one-third fare for round
trip on Dec. "a, 25, 81 and Jan. 1st, all good
to return until Jan. I'd, 1896.
GEO. DEHAYEN. G. l. A
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
Farmers. Attention

Bring us your lOhedt, we will pay 65 cts.
per bushel for No. wheat. All kinds of
grain bought and sold. One block west of
washington ST., on Ann Arbor Ry tracks.
ANN ARBoR MILLING Co.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27

The @. 81 w. M. and ID. L. & N. railway
will sell excursion tickets on Dec. 10. 20
and 81, to Canadian points, at one fare for
round trip. Return limit Jan. 9th, 1896.
Ask agents for full information.
GEO. DEHAvEN, &. p. A.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
Strategy.

Whene'er he saw the gay gallants,
Who danced like puppets at her
whim,
He smiled to think no turn of chance
Could e'er reserve such fate for him.
He married her. She seemed to view
All things in lights that pleased him
best;
So well she planned, he never knew
He was pupet like the rest!
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
Hero and Hereafter.

In summer he swore at the sweltering
heat
And in winter he cursed at the cold:
But what he will do in the sweet by
and-by
Is tale that will never be told.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
The Letter "I.o

The addition of the letter 81" to the
motto on our coinage would prove
highly satisfactory to the anti-silver
ties. I'm Gold We Trust"
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
No Inconvenience.

NO inconvenience.
do you not hear me?" she fercely
demanded. do you not hear me in
woke curses upon your head?"
He smiled wan, apathetic smile.
Il hear you," he answered in a hol-
low voice. "But what fee do a few
curses cut on the head of bald man in
the fly season? What, say?"
He sat as one In trance, or church
reception.-Detroit Tribune.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27

Don't miss seeing those $1.0O and Sl.50
Trimmed Hats at Mrs. Geo. Sprinkle's.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27

FITS.-All Fits stopped free by DR.. KIine's
ureat Nerve Restorer. No Fits after first DAVIS
use: marvellous cures. Treatice and $500 trial
pottie iree 10 Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline
1913 Arch St, PHILADELPHIA Pa. N'
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27
Canadian Holiday Excursions.

Try can of Hopkins Steamed Hominy
(Hulled CORN. 1t is delicious. Full qt., loo.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27

Speclai lot OF up-to-date Trimmed Hats
Wesener block. o
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27

~ is not what you say you will do, but
what you do, that wins.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-12-27

Mr.. Gouff-Better pull out my glass
eye; that's the offending MEMBER
Texas Siftings.
The record-union., 1895-07-22
SOCIAL AND PERSON AL.

Jack Hurley has returned from his trip
to the East.
Governor Budd went over to Stockton
Saturday evening.
Lawyer Frank Sprague is back from 8
trip to the mountains.
Thomas Longton has returned from a
recent visit to Denver.
Mrs. l. Fell of Grass Valley is visiting
relatives and friends at Folsom.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. c. Brady of San Fran
cisco are guests at the Golden Eagle.
j. Il. Neff came down from Auburn
yesterday and is at the Capital Hotel.
Mr.. aud Mrs. Thomas Davisson of
Suisun are staying at the Capital Hotel.
Otto Van Gildern came up from the
bay yesterday and is at the Golden Eagle.
DR.. A. NJ. McColium and wife have re-
turned from two months visit in New
York.
B. F. Walton, the fruit grower of Sut-
ter County, is staying at the Capital
Hotel.
Henry McDerby of Folsom has gone to
Truckee and the mountains for month
or two.
Mrs. A. Alexander of Auburn is visit
ing her parents, j. Hyman and wife, of
Folsom.
o. r. Runyon and George r. Smith of
CORTLAND are in the city and are at the
Capital Hotel.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. Humbert of New
York were the guests Of Warden and
Mrs. Aull last week.
r. ID. Davis of Wasserman, Davis &
Co. left on Saturday evening on a busi-
ness trip to New York.
C. j. Atwater, Ed Henderson and n.
Wolff have gone Oh three weeks camp
ing trip to Lake Tahoe.
Sheriff Mckenzie of NaDa and Sheriff
Rusk Of Solano were among the spec
tators at the races on Saturday
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Ecklon of Folsom
has gone for trip to the mountains.
where they intend to remain two or three
weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. William II. Higbe left
yesterday for a trip to San Francisco,
Santa Cruz, Monterey and Salinas City
and valley.
Z. G. Jordan has taken his family to
Shasta Springs for several weeks. He
has promised his friends bear steaks in
such quantities that if he fultills his
promises there will be no bears left
around Mount Shasta.
S. Spencer and d. p. Brown, formerly
of this city but now residing in the south
ern part of the State, have been visiting
friends and old acquaintances in this
city. They are prominent members OF
the Knights of Pythias.
The record-union., 1895-07-22

punish those concerned in Stambuloff q
murder. In the meantime all of the Dip
lomatic representatives in Sofia ignore the
invitations of the Foreign Office to the
official receptions.
The delay of the German Empress in
going to Sassnitz is due to the advice OF
her physician, who tells her that al
though her health is much better, she
must be extremely careful of herself for
some time to come, and for the present
must not exert herself even in the way of
taking light exercise. She will start for
Sassnitz to meet Emperor William on
his return from Sweden.
The young Crown Prince and his
brother Prince Eitel Frederick are max
ing tour OF Southern switzerland incog-
nlto. travelling as Counts Won Ravms-
burg. They are under the charge of
Major Won Deins, who has been in
structed to take them to Sassnitz at the
end Of this week. The Imperial family
and the Court will return to Potsdam
August 18th.
The Prince of Wales is coming to
Baden 10 attend the races as the guest OF
Prince Furstenb burg. The Crown Prince
of Greece, who is now the guest OF ex-
Empress Frederick of Kronenburg, and a
host OF German and foreign arislOcrats
are expected 10 be present at the Baden
races.
The Chinese Government is placing
large contracts for arms with German
firms. The orders are chiefly for rifles.
China is also negotiating for number of
large hrupp guns, with view OF dis
carding her heavy British ordnance. as it
proved less handy in working than the
German guns. The Chinese Envoy has
obtained the consent of the war office to
engage 100 German officers to drill the
reorganiZed Chinese army.
DIR. Haas, VINO is a member OF the
Reichstag for Metz has fixed his resi-
dence in Nancy, with the object OF estab-
fishing the practice of medicine there. La
consequence of this change of residence,
he has been informed that he Will not be
allowed to sit in the Reichstag. The
doctor is notoriously favorable to France,
and this has much to do with this decis-
ion.
The 4narcAist Zeituqg of Berlin has
suspended publication, and it is an
nounced that the Vienna paper will be-
come the chief organ of the anarchists.
The notorious SileSlan brigand SObe-
rick, who was being hunted by gendarmes
III the forests after killing three persons,
has been betrayed by one of his friends
named Rumpelt. The latter promised
Soberick that he would give him money
to enable him and his wife to emigrate to
America, and would also place in his
hands some valuable papers, if he would
meet him at a certain place to arrange
matters. Soberick kept his appointment,
and while they were talking over glass
OF wine Rumpelt drugged the brigand's
drink and he soon fell into a stupor.
Rnmpelt then brought the police, and
Soberick il now in prison at Beuthen.
Berlin is almost deserted. everybody
having gone on holidays that could get
get away. The Royal Opera. Schiler's
Kreels and most of the theaters are closed.
The opera house is being extensively al
tered and will not be reopened until De-
cember The Volks Theater is running
Um's popular spectacular and national
comedy. The Flora Theater has sue
cessfully produced Lortzengen's latest
comic opera, Der Waffenschmied."
The record-union., 1895-07-22
The Most Difficult Music.

a number of the most celebrated of
French pianists were recently asked to
state the piece which they found it most
difficult to execute. The answers are
naturally most varied. There is gen.
eral agreement that difficulties of style
are much less easy to overcome than those
of technique. From the standpoint of
mechanical difficulty, NJ. Marmontel
thinks Beethoven's Sonata Op. 3 the most
redouDiable piece. NJ. Diemer and NJ.
Piante accord the palm to Balackireh's
IL Islamey," and NJ. Pfeiffer finds him.
self embarrassed between the claims
Of LisiZ's "Rhapsodies and Studies,"
Tausig's Transcriptions," and Alkan's
"Variations." NJ. Delaborde discreotly
ana enigmatically replies that the most
difficult piece TOR him is invariably the
piece which he happens to be playing at
any moment. TO NJ. de Beriot the mod
est scale-demanding as it does the most
perfect equality throughout-is the su-
preme difficulty, and one must work at
it, he declares, until ones last breath
Westminster Gazette.
The record-union., 1895-07-22
BRIEF NOTES.

Ed. Emerson, young colored man,
has been convicted in the Police Court of
vagrancy, and will be sentenced this
morning.
Taxpayer is informed that his COM
munication cannot be published unless
he sends his name to this office. In this
case the name is not required for publica-
ton.
A Coroner's jury has decided that An
son c. York, who met his death in q
pond of water back of the railroad round
house Thursday afternoon, was acciden
ally drowned.
William L. Lawrence. who lives at
Fifteenth and X streets, was reported as
missing on Saturday evening. 1t turned
out that he had been putting in the day
and evening riding on the street cars.
1t has been rumored that Frank Ruh-
staller. the brewer, had let q contract for
all the available frog crop OF the State
that his purpose is TO get the hops. The
person who started the SANDER was yes
terday drown ned in vat of beer.
The record-union., 1895-07-22

energy from distance so great, but we
are confident that the i'm mense advantages
TO accrue from it will not long leave it in
that envied position; for other cities so
situated as to be able to command the
same power will certainly hasten to imi-
tato Sacramento. Indeed, some steps in
that direction have already been taken
by several towns. Fresno has advanced
farthest, the work of Harvesting the
power of the San Joaquin having already
begun. bakersfield is about to utilize
the Kern River for the same purpose, and
the Visalia and Tulare people are look
ing hopefully in the direction of the
Kaweah.
The transmission of electrical power to
Sacramento makes that city one of the
most advantageous places in the State for
manufactures. The acquisition of cheap
light, heat and motive power will result
in the establishment there Of numerous
factories and cause those already on the
ground to enlarge their plants. Work
Will be provided for thousands for whose
accommodation new mercantile establish
ments will have to be started. There
will be large accession OF capital and
population, and Sacramento will expert
ence such prosperity as has never before
fallen to her lot. Sacramento is certainly
to be congratulated, and it in turn ought
TO be grateful to the enterprising and far
seeing men to whom it owes the bright
future which its citizens are contemplat-
ing with such satisfaction.