davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
LET THE RACE BE SAILED HERE
The Inland Star Could be Refitted, or an
Idle Fish Wheel Changed Into Fin
back For the Occasion.

An enthusiastic Englishman in Port
land has invited Lord Dunraven to
bring the Valkyrie to Portland and
race her for special cup. Just what
she would be raced against Is not
stated 1t strikes us it was rather
slam at the Valkyrie to insinuate that
among the fishing boats or mud scows
at Portland she might find rival wor-
thy of her attention. The inducement
was held out that the course would be
kept clear and that the English yacht
should have fair shape for her white
alley. We do not think the William
cite q suitable stream for such race,
hence move to amend by making the
middle Columbia the racing ground.
Here we have better conditions, and
those more nearly resembling salt
water surroundings. We have q river
from a half to a mile wide, and from
$50 to 400 feet deep. We have an un-
failing breeze from the west which
would give fine opportunity for beat
to windward and return, and besides
there is natural crook to the river at
Crates point that would give the same
conditions as the "three legs of tri-
angle" race. Our supply of yachts
Just now is not plentiful, but if Dun
raven Will dccepG anu give US d Weoh
time we will put up something in the
way of craft that will at least amuse
his ''ludship." Commodore Condor
generously offers to allow the use of
the hull of the Inland Star, and it
could be rugged with a jury mast, a
spanker, spinnaker and royal7top-
gallant-fore-jib-back-s5ay rig, or words
to that effect. Mr.. Jones also patriot
ica1ly offers the use of his stern-Wheel
fishing scow, if the race is postponed
untilthe fall run of salmon is over.
and he is given time to put new keel
on the forward deck and take a couple
of reefs in the iib-boom. We think
all things considered Dunraven can
find better accommodations and
closer race here than anywhere else on
the. coast.
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
THE SUPERIORITY OF SEX.
Woman is More Spiritual, More Refined
and More Fastidious-A Case in Point.

Time immemorial woman has been
given credit for being more spiritual
than man. Her mind is so constituted
that she reaches conclusions, as IL
were. by instinct instead OF the slower
processes of reasoning used by her
more mentally sluggish brother.
Miriam, in her song, gave vent TO
sentiments that covered the ideality
of the freedom of her race from bun
dage. Moses and Aaron plodded
through the mechanical labor of
obtaining that freedom, but Miriam
prasped at a glance, the whole breath
ING sentimentality of it. Sesostrotis,
when she jokingly persuaded her hus-
band. the good king, to allow her to
govern the kingdom for one day, and
to command that all her orders should
be obeyed, showed the light and spl.'-
itual characteristic of her sex, when
she ordered her husband beheaded as
the first act of her reign, beating the
Chicago divorce courts in the celebrity
with which the conjugal ties We're
severed, and taking all her husband 5
kingdom for her dover. 1t was Eve
who snaked Adam out of the Garden
of Eden, and so established the custom
of adorning the human body. 1t was
this first lady in the land who wore
the first tailormade suit, and it was
Eve who first used ribbins being her.
self made from rib-bone. From that
time until this, history bears out the
assertion. that the mind of the female
is more delicate in its operations, more
fastidious in its tastes. 1t is shown IN
the beflowered hat that becomes her
piquant face, and that would make her
brother look like fright. 1t crops
out in her gracefully flowing skirts,
her big sleeves, her cOrsetted waist,
her gIoved hands, her parasol. her
perfumed presence and her indetinable
charm. borrowed from the angels FOR
the delight and distraction of man.
We saw an illustration of this fact
this morning at the cannery. Two
buxom feminineS of the tribe of Wasco
were engaged in getting winter sup
plies for their families. from the wagon
used in hauling off the waste. The
wagon was filled with an assortment
of salmon heads, soft salmon and the
waste generally; and the ladies were
picking out what they liked best. And
here the superior fastidiOusness OF the
sex asserted itself. Had man been
engaged in picking his breakfast out
of that wagon he would probably have
taken the lot just as it came, but the
good sisters were not so easily salts
fed. They would take up a salmon
head, pry its eyes open and look into
them, examine it's teeth, evidently to
see if it had used sozodont, feel its
cheeks and make as close an eXamina-
ton as their white sister would OF
goods at the bargain counter. 1t
showed an innate delicacy- of taste, a
fastidious desire to obtain the choicest
morsels, and a natural repugnance to
the unclean that the male mind is
incapable of.
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
From Tuesdays Daily.

Long Creel. had a fine race meeting
last week. lasting three days.
Mr.. Fgan. the White Salmon fruit
grower, was in the city last night.
Mr.. Bert O'Leary, left for Flint
Michigan, this morning. From there
he will go to Ann Arbor to attend
school.
Mrs. Rinehart who has been at home
for couple of weeks, returned to Port
land this morning to resume her med
ical studies.
Miss Virginia Marden went to Port
land yesterday, and will probably re-
main until after the marriage of Miss
MAZE Williams.
The Joles Bros. arrived home from
their mines in Grant county Sunday
night. Willie Silvertooth, who had
been visiting his uncles at Caleb, came
in with them.
A deed was fled this morning from
F. FL. Button and wife to Luella J..
Rand to four acres of land across the
river from town of Hood River. Com
sideration, $3.50.
The tax sale was again postnoned
yesterday fer lack of bidders. Unless
the county bids the property in. il
looks now as though it would be i'm
possible to sell it.
One carload of prunes will be
shipped from here tonight by the Ore
gon Fruit Union. A car is partly
loaded az Hood River, and this will
probably be finished out here in time
to leave tonight.
Mrs. Shelton and Miss Golden. both
OF Goldendale, Wash, came up from
Portland on the Regulator last night.
Mrs. Shelton wenb home this morning
hut Miss Golden remained and is Wis.
iting Mr.. and Mrs. Biggs.
Three homestead entries were filed in
the land Office today. Bernard Gaff-
ney for the Ell Sc I sec. IA and ne
sec. 8 tp 6 S, r 20 e; and VIM. W. Pal
lson for the ne sec. 9 tip s,r12 g,
and Thomas Williams for ne sec. SO
5p 2 s, r II g.
The salmon run still continues and
inc catch is only limited by the abil-
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
Fooled the Landlord.

perhaps you would like to be
landlord of a flat, said the man who
had been talking real estate, "and
think you had obtained desirable
tenants and were hugging yourself
over the delightful knowledge that
whatever other landlords had to eD-,
dure there would be no children in
your flats. I rented to a couple, and
as usual asked if the family consist.
ed of adults only.
"'Oh, yes,' chirped the young
woman, and we don't want any chill
dren in the building-that is why we
are willing to pay you your price
1.-The man didn't say anything, but
I thought he looked queer.
"Any boarders2' I asked.
Hardly, said she, in a six room
fiat
''Still thought there was some
thing back of it.
"'Pets9'
"'No; neither dog, cat, canary nor
parrot
''They took the fiat, and her wild
owed sister came from Nebraska
with FIVE boys to visit them. That
was year ago. and they are visiting
them yet, and in consequence all the
other flats remain empty. A lorna
do would be silence compared to the
racket those boys make. Detroit
Free Press.
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21

By virtue of execution, decree and order of
court duly issued under the Circuit Court of the State
OF Oregon for the County of Wasco to me directed
and dated the 10th day of July, 1885, upon decree
for the foreclosure of certain mortgage and judg-
rendered and entered in said Court on the 10th
day of December, 1894, in the above entitled cause,
in favor OF the plaintiff and against the defendants
d. j. Cooper and Arvazena A. Cooper as judgment
debtors in the of five thousand seven hundred
siXty-four -eighty-three one hundredths dollars
with interest thereon from said 10Th day of December
1894, at the rate of per cent per annum and the
farther sum of four hundred dollars attorneys fees
and the farther of five and thirty one-hundredths
dollars costs and also the of and upon this writ
and commanding me to make sale of the real prop
erty embraced in such decree of foreclosure and
hereinafter described, will the I'd day of Septem-
Der, 1895, at the hour of o'clock P M of said day
the front door of the county house in Dalles
City, Wasco County, Oregon, sell the highest bid
der for cash in hand all the right title and interest
which the defendants, d. ]. Cooper and Arvazena A.
Cooper, or either of them had the 10th day of
December, 1894, or which such defendants any of
such defendants have henen acquired now have in
and the following described real property situated
in the County of Wasco and State Of Oregon to-wit:
North half OF section twenty-five (25) in township
two ~ north of range fourteen Q4) east of the Will
lamette Meridian and the south half of the northeast
quarter and the south half of the northwest quarter
and the south half of section twenty-nine (29 in
the Willamette Meridian in Oregon, or so much of
said property will satisfy said judgment and de-
cree with costs and all accrung Said property
will be sold subject to confirmation of said Circuit
Court and to redemption by law provided.
I. J. DRIVER, Sheriff,
Wasco County, Oregon
- By ROBERT KELLY, Deputy. aug
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
NOTES FROM THE AGENCY.
Items of News From the Simnasho School,
Warm Springs-Agency.
SIMNAsHo, Ore. Sept. II, 1895.

SIMNAsHo, Ore. Sept. II, 1895.
Editor TINES -MoUNrAINEER:
This is busy week at the school re-
organizing for another years work.
Very few pupils have come in as al
most all of them have gone to the
mountains.
superintendent Carrvr- -spvnt-%->s
days at the agency this week on busi-
ness connected with the school.
Heavy rains fell on Wednesday and
Thursday. They are the first that
have wet the ground to any depth.
Rev. Speer, the missionary, is ex-
pected to arrive from Portland in
about week.
Nena Patti is buying oats at Victor,
and making good money selling the
same to Uncle Sam.
Ice has frozen on standing water
several times lately. C.
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
Advertise Our Fruit.

Mr.. A. w. Miller, Supt Mineral de-
partment of the Oregon Industrial Ex-
position, was in the city, Tuesday trying
to make arrangements to have Wasco
county's fruit exhibited at the Ex-
position in Portland. The opportunity
should not be missed, as thousands of
visitors will be there to see, and they
should be made acquainted with our
products. Wasco is easily the best
fruit county in the state, and she ought
to let the fact be known. The Hood
River fair, and the fair here will make
the selection of our exhibit very easy
matter, and the showing that can be
made, would astonish the webfoot
brethren very much.
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
Not Robinson Crusoe.

Mr.. Robinson, the genial young pur-
veyor of chemicals, macerator of the
Latin portions of all things tangible,
amalgamator of substances, incon-
gruous, intermingler of lixiviates and
electro-negatives; blender of gum cum
peppermints and sassafras odoriferous,
in short, he who dispenses drugs with
out dispensing with them, and besides
his other duties, illuminates the drug
store of Blakeley & Houghton, with
his rare but not costly smile; that same
Robinson is home from Portland after
weeks visit there. Put her there
Rob; and may your hand never forget
Its cunning, nor your tongue it's glib
ness. Yes, we smoke sometimes.
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
Hops in Good Condition.

A Guard reporter interviewed at
least dozen hop growers today, and
they were all of the opinion that the
rain has not yet injured the crop.
However, they were of the opinion
that if it should turn warm and cloudy
the mould and lice would spread with
great rapidity and thereby destroy a
large portion of the unpicked crop.
Most of the yards were running yes
terday and today but with a short
force. 1t was the opinion of most of
the gentlemen interviewed that Lane
county would not harvest more than
fifty per cent of last years crop under
the most favorable conditions
Eugene Guard
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
The Arabian Nights.

Miss -Essie Tittell met the members
OF the Home Dramatic Club at the
Baldwin opera house last night, for
the purpose OF arranging for play in
discussion, the "Arabian Nights" a
light and airy comedy, was read
through and parts assigned. Miss Tit
tell thinks the play can be presented
one week from Friday night, but the
date has not yet been definitely set
t1ad
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
NOTICE.
LAND OFFICE AT THE DALLEs. Or,

Aug. S, 1895.
Complaint having been entered at this office by
Wyatt A. Stark, of Wasco county, Oregon, against
George e. LaLglle and his heirs for abandoning his
homestead entry No. 1862, dated July %, 1891,
upon the W ] S Z ! and of " l. section %,
with view to the cancellation Of said entry, the
said parties are hereby summoned to appear at the
a0oveentitled U. s. Land Office on the 1st day Of
October, 1895, at 10 o'clock A. NJ, to respond and
furnish testimony concerning said alleged abandon
ment. JAS. F. MOORE,
Aug. 81 Register.
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
Johh Day Mill, Fruit and Stock Ranch
For Sale.

This fine property lies five miles
from the railroad and about twelve
miles northeast from Wasco. Consists
of three-story mill building, turbine
wheel and two sets burrs, five acres
orchard, and about 40 acres bottom
land-good for alfalfa. Plenty of
water for irrigation. Two hundred
and forty-eight acres decided land, with
neat residence and barn. Call on or
address G. J. BRIGHT,
Wasco, Oregon
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
Land Transfers.

Deeds were filed yesterday and today
as follows:
John Koberg to o. r. & N. strip 1O4
by 100 feet, near Hood River.
Warren 81. Blake to Jane D. Van
Arnen SO t sec. IL tip 2 n of 10 e; 500.
Z. j. DRYER, sheriff, to r. F. Gibbons
and john Marden, lots and 4 blk D
west addition to town of Hood River;
S425.15.
Same to R. F. Gibbons, administrator
estate OF Thomas Olsen, NV sw
ne and ne t sw sec. 8 tp1 n, r u e:
$400.
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
A Careless Shot.

A gun loaded with shot was fired
into the carriage of newly married
couple who were returning from
church in Cornwall. The shots pass
ed through the window of the vehi-
Gle, close to the faces of the occu-
pants, and entered the back of the
driver. The gun was fired as sign
of rejoicing.-London Tit-Bits.
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
SUMMONS.
In Justice Court for Falls Precinct, County OF Wasco
State of Oregon.

In Justice Court for Falls Precinct, County Of Wasco
State of Oregon.
Rothchild Bros. Incorporated, plaintiffs,
against
William Gourley, defendant.
To William Gourley, the above-named defendant:
In the of the State of Oregon, you are hereby
required appear before the undersigned, Justice OF
the Peace, in Cascade Locks Falls Precinct IN sald
County and State the 7th day of October 1895, at
the hour of O'Clock in the afternoon of said day at
my office, in Cascade Locks, in said precinct, to
answer the complaint of Rothchild Bros lncorpora-
ted founded implied contract for the direct pay
of money for goods, and merchandise sold
and delivered TO you by plaintiffs Of the value OF
SAG 80 for which judgment will be rendered
against you if you fail to appear and answer said
complaint.
This summons is served upon you by publication
thereof in the Times Mountaneer, newspaper oil
general circulation published weekly at The Dalles
City, Wasco county, Oregon by order of the under
signed Justice Of the Peace of the abovs-naned court
which order has been duly made at Cascade Locks,
Wasco county, Oregon, on the 10Th day Of August,
1895. r. B. BRINE,
Aug. 81 Justice of the Peace.
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
The Ka1mucks Freed.

The KalmueKs OF Asrrakhan, a row
Ing people numbering about $50, OcO,
have at last been freed from serfdom.
When the other Russian serfs We're
freed in 1861, it was considered dan
gerous to extend the privilege to these
people owing to their wildness. .-Ex-
change.
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
A Comparison.

Samuel Beazley, the architect, not
long before his death wrote so melan-
choly letter to friend that the
latter declared, 1T was like the first
chapter of jeremiah" 'sYou are
mistaken, my dear fellow" retorted
Beazley. 1T is the last chapter of
Samuel. "-Exchange.
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
,oOYoU WANT TO STOP roBAccoq
You Can Be Cured While Using 1t

You Can Be Cured While Using 1t
The habit of using tobacco grows on
man until grave diseased conditions
are produced. Tobacco causes cancer
of the mouth and stomach; dyspepsia;
loss of memory; nervous affections;
congestion of the retina, and wasting
of the optic nerve, resulting in impair
ment of vision. even to the extent OF
blindness: dizziness, or vertigo; to-
bacco asthma; nightly sutfocation:
dull pain in region of the heart, fol-
lowed later by sharp pains, palpitation
and weakened pulse, resulting in fatal
heart disease. 1t is also causes loss of
vitality.
QUIT, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.
To quit suddenly is too severe a
shock to the system, as tobacco-to an
inveterate user, becomes a stimulant
that his system continually Graves.
"Baco-Curo' is a scientific and re-
liable vegetable remedy guaranteed to
be perfectly harmless and which has
been in use for the last % years,
having cured thousands Of habitual
| tobacco users-smokers, chewers and
snuff-dippers.
| Ou Gall piSt all Ulo UOpdCSO you
| want, while taking "Baco-Curo," il
will notify you when to stop. We give 6
written guarantee to permanently cure
any case with three boxes. or refund
the money with 10 per cent interest
| "Baco-Curo" is not Il substitute bu
a reliable and scientific cure-whicf
| absolutely destroys the craving fO
tobacco without the aid of will power
and with no Inconvenience. 1t leave
the system as pure and free from nico
tine, as the day you took your frs
chew or smoke.
Sold by all druggists, at $l.0O pc
! box, three boxes, Thirty days treat
ment, and guaranteed cure,) $3.50, o
sent direct upon receipt of prices
Send six two-cent stamps for sampl
box, booklet and proofs free. Eurek
Chemical & Manufacturing Company
Manufacturing Chemists, La Crosse
Wisconsin.
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
A Fair Warning.

Cook ION the day after her arrival
Please, mum, I'm bit fiery at
times, and when I'm fiery I'm apt to
be bit rough spoken, but you needn't
let that put you about. With little
present you can allus 5ringme 'r-ou7e
again ns-Exchange.
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
Lost, Strayed or Stolen.

TROM the premises of the subscriber about two
Il weeks ago, span of work Mares gray in color,
darker Than the other, branded with square on
shoulder with indstinct letter in the inclosnre the
other light gray, with ]. c. shoulder, and both
shod in trent. The last heard of these animals they
Sherar's Bridge on the Prinevile road
Weight about 1000 pounds apiece. A reward OF SIC
will be given any who will deliver them to the
Prneville stage driver be delivered at The Dales
JOHN MESPLIE.
The Dalles July 80, 1895. aug3
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
ESTRAY NOTICE.

TAKEN up by the undersigned at J. NJ. Davis,
l. place. miles from Sherar's bridge, one soTrel
mare or years old; white spot in forehead; shod
with heavy Shoes branded ] A. connected, on lett
hind leg between hook and stiie. Taken up August
vertsing and proving property and paying all charges.
Aug. 81 J. Z. CHURCH.
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
Wood! Wood! WoOdl

Oak. fir and slab wood at minimum
rates. Send us your order from the
nearest telephone.
Jos. T. PETERS & Co.
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
FUNERAL ExTORTloN CHECKED.
The Dying Request of the Departed Full
filed by an Economical Widow.

The Dying Request of the Departed Full
filed by an Economical Widow.
A committee representing frater-
nal organization having been notified
of the death of a member waited on
his widow, residing in Boston sub
urb, to make arrangements for the
funeral.
1t was a hard experience for the
committee.
The widow believed in simplicity
and had no liking fol. ceremony or
ostentatlon of any sort. She in
formed the committee that its serv-
ices were not required, and that she
would attend to the burial without
the assistance of any one save the
undertaken.
You might make yourselves use
ful," she said, ''by sending one here
at once"
Her visitors were next requested to
depart and in not the most ceremo-
NOUS fa-hion.
They left and found excuses for
their reception in the extreme age of
the woman, whose years numbered
fourscore and more. They accepted
her hint and sent the undertaken,
who arrived in due time. To him
she soon made her wishes known.
His suggestion of casket brought
out storm of wrothy remarks anent
reckless extravaganza. A simple
wooden box she declared good
enough and an outlay of S. the limit
of the expenditure.
The undertaken was petrifed with
astonishment. 1t took him some
time to recover his composure, but
he finally spunked up courage
enough to suggest the necessity Of
carriages for the mourners. He was
informed that carriages would be en-
tirely unnecessary, and the idea of
having hearse was not especially
tv-t.-.---.ii HIKING -Afta1 much
persuasion, however, she consented
to the provision of hearse and one
carriage and agreed to settle for the
services of minister.
Her lamented spouse was inferred
in the family lot, with his wife and
companion of many years as the sole
mourner.
''That woman" said the undertak-
er, "was the greatest freak ever
struck in an experience with all
kinds of people during a number of
years in the business. She had
plenty of means and was not regard
ed as a penurious person. She seemed
to be filled with the idea that all
those in any way professionally con-
cerned with the burial of the dead
were extortionists, pure and simple.
Her husband, she said, had warned
her, and she followed his wishes in
circumventing any unwarrantable
outlay for the interment- Boston
Herald.
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21

Thos. F. Oakes, Henry c. Payne, Henry C.
Rouse, Receivers.
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21
sHERIFF,s SALE.

In the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon, County
of Wasco
The Solicitors Loan & Trust Company d. ].
The Dalles times-mountaineer. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1882-1904, 1895-09-21

ou;cslv. Over 2ooo private endorsements.
pramatureness means impotency in the first
stage. Ii is a symptom of seminal weakness
and barrenness 1t can be stopped IN 20 days
The new discovery was made by the Special
lists the old famous Hudson Medical institute.
II is the strongest vitaliZer made. II IS very
powerful, but harmless. Sold for Sl0o PACK pack
Written guarantee given for cure If you buy
six boxes and are not entirely cured, SIX more
will be sent to you free of all charges.
Send for circulars and testimonials ADDRESS
HUDSON MEDICAL INSTITUTE,
Junction stockton, Market a Ellis Sts
San Francisco, Cal.