New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-26
THE Talk or THE Day.

4 PHILADELPHIA "cabby" delivers himself OF this
bt Of philosophy DE Dew. amt black as he's
painted an woman ant always as blond AZ
sh.'s bleachel Is cab drivers has de reputation Of
dom everybody. bu, nobody don't know how often
we gifts done up ourselves. An OATS straight seer
Why on'y last week ladies' done me out Of six
hours IL been drivin' On ABOUT town all night.
About tree o'clock IN lie mofaln' dey stops me In
from OF little street an tells ne 10 wait while deg
goes in to make a cal. a lady fren. was Ii
tie booty mesef about DAT time. an l waited an
hour. see? Show up? Nav
The Uncertain Publlc-"There seems 10 be limit
% the power OF Kings, after all said Emperor
william morosey. II don, Ike 20 acknowieig,
,,iHt m NaHPUis"oi pu' III very "''S" a'ia'd
VIA, Is The matter your hghness?'
Tn a Ittle bit appointed. that's al. This
Napoleon rsXva and ths TrilSy craze ra both pros,
set along worth shucks - Washington Star
The "'Trilby" craze has reached the Bowery. An
enterprisng caterer there has named his place the
''Tr!lby" dln.ng-room. while no less ambitious
cigar dealer on the same thoroughfare has "Tril-
by" cigar FOR sale. There IS no doubt now tina. the
name OF the heroine OF Du Maurier's famous novel
viii he the tongue of nearly every child on the
East S.!e old enough utter the word.
HAPPINESS.
The price of beef may be way up and mighty
And tie silver question worry in many Woe
And an overdose OF Trilby may drive US to
despair.
But the better days are coming. and we'll do away
AS We SIT out on the beachers. and yell and whoop
Three
out
-Qndanapo polls Journal.
In The ST. James's Chronicle" OF May T. l7sA
appeared advertisement that throws inter-
estng light the status OF Anglican curates 100
diately good strong bony TO act In the
capacity OF curate. He must be subject 10 the
following particulars, viz: To have objection TO
act gardener. husbandman and occasional whip
perrin. Any gent whom the above may suit, on
application 10 Mr.. b.. at the Grays Inn Coffee
House Holburn may meet with immediate employ.
y. B. Character will not be much required IS
equestrian skill. and none need apply who has not
undergone a complete stabalarian (sic) education"
There Is a man here in WashingtOn who fancie.
he is the head OF his house. There are plenty OK
other men who think the same thiAg, 100, ana,
between you and me. its with the most or them
particular man has several small children.
and II plcases him to discourse Il great deal on tho
friends visiting him His two little sons began to
play about noiSily; I; is one OF his theories tha,
friends TO how he carried It out in the training
% n S% noise SGg johnny me ia ook Je ap
surprise. Then he grnned little "oh, Freddy"
he SAID 10 his brother. a. they went on WIN tne
noise Just hear papa trying to talk like mamma"
-(Washlngton Post.
A Paris physician Who summoned the other
day TO attend a sick child LETT directions which Q
ncighboring French druggist had translated for
the benefit OF the English nurse in charge OF tho
child These the directions. with the English
intended in parenthesis: l. To dlstend the chi,-
dren OF other children. ITO isolate the baby from
her sister, 2 Not many flower IN the eat and
not give him that milk prepared. (Smppress fari-
naccous food and also the milk as hitherto pre-
pared) s. Before the col of children une eponSe
warm. apply a hot sponge TO the chllds tnroat)
t. Everybody that have occupation OF children
Wild yhach the hands N liquor OF van swieten.
every person coming In contact with the child TO
wash his hands In Swieten's soluton) .. All
the linen deterorcd shall, be whach in solution be-
fore ondres (All soiled linen 10 be washed In the
solution before being sent TO the laundress)
william Dean Howellss father. who emigrated
formula to get ria Of an intrusive visitor who had
some business, and would say TO the guest: I
suppose you WI. not he here when return, so
comparison with the superb stratagem ascribed 10
Gerrit Smith in such emergences-as that he used
S SAY ford % no bless Brother Jones' @ho leaves s
the 10 o'clock train this morning. "-(rroy Times.
In speaking OF the fad OF woman's editions Of
newspapers. The Kingston Freeman" says: at 10
remarkable that this kind OF enterprise is confined
to newspapers. Why let the brickayers
4
charity? Or. the West Shore Railroad might be
turned over to the Y. NJ c. a. for day. 1t
would be interesting TO let the W. c. 7. u. take
charge OF bank for day and show how II
ought to be run Then there IL an opportunity
for some pastor to let a half-dozen newspaper
men manage his church for week so. just TO
let people what they would do. Another good
| idea would be FOR matchmaker TO turn over his
shop the horseshoers' association. In fact
there is limit to these schemes. and this ought
to be big year for charities OF all kinds"
yes. sir. my Is about to sit for his matrcu-
lation, but must tell You that he Is afflicted with
a kind OF infrmty-extraordinary bashfulness. He
knows quite we'll everything tHat he may be asked
but ne rs SO shy that-and then The examiner
with smile betraylng kindness blended with ex-
perience. replied: And what Is ne particularly shy
NJ. The mother. promptly: In Greek slr."-lLS