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Birmingham age-herald., 1895-09-09
DR. Y. E. HOLLOWAY, Specialist.
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Birmingham age-herald., 1895-09-09
FOR RENT AFTER oCToBER. .1sT.

FOR RENT-Furnshed rooms 502.- 10th street, corner 9th avenue. 7-14-tf
Birmingham age-herald., 1895-09-09

FOR RENT. FOR RENT-Furnished room and board for two, $40; 18th street, between 11t1 and 12th, South Highlands Wesley M. Smith, 9-S-3t
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THE END.)
RATHER EMBARRASSING.

In which . Hasty Mar.
riage Placed q Clersynan.
"One Of the funniest and yet the
most embarrassing things that ever
happened during my ministry" said a
clergyman to the Indianapolis Scntin-
cl. happened while I had charge of q
church in q smaller town. One Sun
day l Ind for q guest clergyman
who had removed from our town to
distant city about ten months pre-
vsolls. As he was very popular man
with his tOWnsMen asked him to Oc-
cupy mp pulpit that Suday morning.
1t happened that just at the time this
clergyman left town u young man,
who lGld only been married q short
time, lost his bride and was complete
~ crushed by the blow. Fears were
entertained for his reason, AMI every
one IN tho town. including my friend,
the clergyman felt the DEEPEST sym
patly for him. Well. 1t happened that
while lie was escorting his wife's re-
mains to her former home he met a
most charming lady aud In less than
ak months they were married. But
tng Clergyman knew nothing OF this,
and when OIL that fateful Sunday
morning lie stood in the pulpit and
saw before him this young wilower
as lie supposed. lie naturally thought
OF his bereavement. SO it was that
during his prayer the congregation
vas amazed to hear lin begin 10 pray
for this young man. lie said:
There is before Won. Lord. n v0unp
man who has suffered a recent and ter.
rlble affection and for whom we ask
your special blessing. lse near and
comfort him Ia his last aGlIction, keep
him safe In lie aud be near him when
death shall remove him from his
great SORROW
Just think what TINT poor man and
his new wife must have felt sitting
through such a prayer as that. The
Whole congregation gasped."
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1895-10-11
solid Shot Abandoned.

The use of solid shot in warfare hi.
been practically given up. The pro-
jectile Of to-day is conical shell of
steel, hollow and sometimes loaded
with powder SO us to explode, or by a
time fuse. It is wonderfully different
from the shell Of twenty-five years
ago. In those days one could watch
the projectile as 1t sailed through the
air In graceful curve, Mt length
bursting. There was even time to get
out of the way, under favorable cir
cumstances. But the new style Of
shell moyes at the rate of a little over
half q mile second. On striking q
metal target its energy being trans
formed instantly into heat, 1t becomes
red-hot, and fame is actually seen
to burst from the point struck. Such
a projectile moves, one might say, in
q straight line and its impact at a dis
lance of a mile seems almost simultu-
neous with the discharge of the gun.
Such 2 shell passing near q man will
tear his clothes off, merely from the
windage. II 1t comes very near,
though without hitting him, 1t will kill
him. He drops dead without q sign
of wound. Whereas, an old.style
shell would burst into few pieces,
the modern projectile dies into myr-
lad Of small fragments, each of them
moving with tremendous velocity. 1t
may easily be imagined that half q
dozen 8-pounA Hotchkiss shells find
ing their way into a vessel would
scatter death and destruction in every
direction. Protective armor, owing to
its great weight, can be placed only
over the ships vitals-that is to say,
along the middle part Of the hull near
the water line, so as to cover the ma,
chlnery. In future battles gunners
will direct their fire against the un.
armored ends Of an opposing vessel
Washington Star.
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Mere Machinery ana Better ray. .
Since the extensive Introduction Of
the sewing machines we do not hear
OF the distressed needle women at one
time 30 prevalent. Typewriters get
double the wages they would get as
penwriters, and they do six, times az
much work with comparative pleasure
and great leisure. Steamships cost.
Ing millions, equipped with every
known invention for safe and efficient
service. In six days at a nominal cost,
with every comfort, take weekly with
almost unfailing regularity thousands
Of people across the Atlantic, where
in 1870 It took Samuel Slater, the HON
0red founder Of the cotton trade, sixty
six days to cross, and no doubt with
great discomfort and danger. Small
newspapers cost, at one time, @ cents,
8 cents and II cents, and were loaded
with a government revenue stamp.
Now better paper can be got for q
cent, but the compositors and printers
get much higher pay and have, like
the newspapers. increased many thou
sandf0ld. So it runs all through, and
the whole world gets benefited
md Fabric.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1895-10-11
The Football Menu.

There was a time when a football
player was supposed to make a martyr
of himself, as far as the good things
of the kitchen were concerned. His
bill Of fare was made up chiefly of
raw beef, and he was permitted to
drink only SO many glasses OF water
a day. This barbarous custom, how.
ever has now been done away with,
and from personal experiences I eau
vplch for the delicious fare Of the
training table Of the present day. a
foot ball players diet must he restrict
ed, Of course, but there is an ample
list left that he may choose from.
Roast beef, beefsteak, lamb chops
roast lamb, broiled chicken, oatmeal.
rice, mush and all kinds Of cereal food
potatoes cooked in any style except
fried, vegetables, eggs, apple sauce,
baked apples (pever any raw apples),
prunes, oranges, grapes figs dates and
all fruit In season; rice and bread
puddings, stale bread, and dry toast
all these can 60 on the bill Of fare.
The forbidden dishes are pie, cake,
salad, pork, veal, rich dressing, any
thing fried, ice cream candy soda wat
er and all kinds Of drinks, alcoholic,
malt, or soft. No ten. or coffee. no
chocolate, and-but this should go
without saylng-no obacco.-Harper's
Round Table.
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AmcS AES Ash 0A0n0Go.
Every man, woman and child who
lives Mt Point San Pedro, In Marion
county. Cal. IL bleached blonde.
Even the chickens, dogs, horses, cats!
pigs md geese are bright yellow.
The whole place looks az IL It were
suffering from an attack Of jaunllice.
This peculiar condition Of affairs 10
due to the chemicals used In the pow
der factory at that place. The COM
pany is engaged In the manufacture Of
q yellow amokelesss powder that ID
different from anything In the explo-
sltO line ever put ON the market be-
fore. a robust. ruddy checked young
man will go to work In the factory
and in a week he will look as IL be
had had the jRundIce for lnonths. The
changed appearance IN q shock to the
friends of the workmen who are ignor-
ant of the cause, and 1t Is weeks be.
fore the natural color comes back to
tho face. LII three days n white dog
will be the color of an orange and I'm
three months Ills color will fade to q
light canary.San Francisco Call.
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pHG0m8tIc EIk& AI3kD0 EG1el
System.

Pneumatic Fire Alarm TelegR0pk
System.
A new mechanical and pneumatic
lire alarm system has been put upon
the market, which embodies mag
neto-electric machine for the trans
mission Of Geographic alarm to the
lire department headquarters. In this
system the raising of the temperature
bf the room above the normal is in.
SANITY indicated both within the house
Ind ut the 4pss, station. The system
consists essentially Of three parts, viz,
p thermoStat, which acts under the In.
fiuence Of the heated air; an annnncl-
atOr, which receives the alarm from
the detect0r or thermostat, and indi-
Eates it by visual room or floor signal
and the ringing of bell, and a trans
mitter, which is also actuated by the
fhermostat, and transmits the alarm
BY wire to a predetermined station.
All these are connected by closed
pipes within the building. The annun-
tiator has many duties to perform. In
the first place, as soon as 1t receives
the alarm from the thermOstat, its
elockwork releases vibrating lever,
which sounds gong. It also controls
a number Of bellows connected to
their respective pipes, which, when
actuated by the impulse of air from
the detector, drop a shutter and re.
lease the clockwork, thus indicating
the location of the fire. In other
words, the location of the fire Is Inn
mediatay made known to the occu-
pant Of every room in the building.
The local alarms runs for about AZ.
teen minutes. 1t Is located, preferably,
just inside the main entrance Of the
building. The transmitter, besides
sending the alarm to the fire station,
Of the local telephone nl eompany, As 80
that II the residents Of the house IN
which the fire breaks out happen to
be out Of town. they may, by previous
arrangement, be promptly appraised Of
the fact by telephone.
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Hoods pills s::: Y s.. '.:s is3 s
DO HORSES WEEPs
The One True Blood Purifier.

A Cavalry Animal Which shed Tears
for Its Master.
"Do horses weep?" is question dis
cussed by our contemporary the Adj
miralty and Horse Guards Gazette.
1t tells us that there is a well anthem
ticated case Of horse weeping during
the Crimean war. On the advance to
the heights of Alma, battery Of artil-;
lery became exposed to the fire Of a
concealed Russian battery, and iI lie
course Of few minutes 1t was nearly
destroyed, men and horses killed and
wounded. guns dismountel md linn
bers broken. A solitary horse, Which
bad apparently escaped unhurt, was
observed standing with liked gaze
upon an object close beside him; this
turned out to he his late master, quite
dead. The poor animal, VIII IN u troop
or was dispatched to recover him, was
found with copious tears flowing from
his eyes. and 1t was only by ina;n
force that lie could lie ragged away
from the spot, and bis unearthly cries
to get back to his master were l.cart-
rending. Apropos OF the intense love
that cavalry horses have for music, a
correspondent of the Gazette writes
that when tln sixth dragons recent
~ changed their quarters mare be-
longing to one of the troopers was
taken SO i'll as to be unable to proceed
on the journey the following morning.
1.,k~ LAD ~. n,~A
of the same regiment. accompanied by
the band. arrived. The sick mare was
in a loose box. but hearing the martial
strains. kicked hole through the side
of her box. and making her way
through the shop of a tradesman, took
her place in the troop before she was
secured and brought back to the sta
BILE. But the excitement had proves
too great. and the subsequent exhaus
tiOn proved fatal.
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= psa q y - uottce = cssso1 "a ~ ~
q aid ~ the New FORK x0vGEsi0 ii
b ON the lncrsaee hi IO0d -, that ~.
eating raw meat, or neartY %. Tko
habit started from q be1lof sttat Il N0D!
Conducive to- health. Is :sss5
OF late years there has been q G1eatI
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R,lins "A bicycle Asleep.


Lemucl Dock, son Of the proprietor
bf the Eagle hotel at Pennington, n.
J., rode his bicycle asleep. He is an
expert bicycle rider, and last week on
the night of the full moon lie arose in
his sleep and wheeled all the way to
Bound Brook. where lie arrived about
6:45 o'clock. AS he wore Il nightg0wn
and nothing else his appearance as lie
passed down tile main street created
q sensation. Head Constable McSally
woke him up in front of the station Of
the Central Railroud OF New Jersey,
and lie was loaned a suit of clothes by
'Yarlmaster Flagg. He was also given
free transportation home on the rail.
.oad, Il distance of about sixteen miles
New York Mail and Express.
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ALLIGATOR WAS LIVELY.

naeny Of q Florida sauriaa Forced
to swin for Life,
4 w. A. Gilbert. the eunsmith. and .
...., - e.,.,,. h.,. .,,.. r..n.rsI,
paFss =. .1.enus na'e s1ss 49,. -
from o huntlng ana nshlng cruise IN
Nassau Sound In the yacht Fannie,
and. according to the Florida Times
IYnio,, M r,II,,art In. 9ood reason to
onnS,s tm,ate himsois thst he Il mot
siaenin0 In the stomach OF a monster
GATOR.
The gator WINS found one morning
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6be SDadow
,..,,; J; : e., Of a Crime.

to repeat It in q court Of Justice and
be cross-examined by lawyers"
I'm quite ready, sir; now that its
out don't care how many knows it."
Every well; you can 60 now, but re-
member not word to q soul about
what you have told me-"
The girl promised and left the room.
"What do you think nOw?" inquired
the doctor.
"rhat we must keep sharp lookout
upon Mr.. Luke Abershaw," was the
reply.
Dr.. Grant could not help whispering
q word Of hope and comfort to God
frey before he departed, and almost
regretted doing 30, the Joung fellow
was so wildly eager.
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A Useful Inve.tiou.

The latest medical invention b. a
email but Intricate machine not more
than ain inch and q half wide and Of
the same height for the purpose Of
registering the pulsations Of the heart.
The inventor Of the new register,
which is looked upon by medical men
who have examined It and seen It
work as marvellous, is a German clock
maker residing in the upper portion
of the city. The pulsations are regis
tered on a small slip Of paper which
ner similar to that. Of q typewriter.
AZ the blood flows from the heart q
delicate metallic pen. very sharp and
filed with ink, makes an upward
stroke the throb,. accompanied by the
Tow Of blood towards the heart, caus-
ing the needle to make a. downward
MISUNDERSTANDING Call. 100" :
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1895-10-11

The grocer sends the new brand Of
baking powder simply because 1t costs
him SO much less and he can
make more profit by selling 1t than he
can on the Royal. The Royal is made
from the very finest materials and
costs much more than any other brand,
which accounts for its superiority, al
though 1t Is sold to consumers Mt the
same price.
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BURIED -FOUR TIMES.
Scramble for the Honor Of Interrine
Q Georgian Corpse,

Scramble for the Honor OF InterFine
. Georgian Corpse.
Henry jenkins, a well-to-do farmer
In the northern part of Georgia, died
ten days ago and was duly buried.
jenkins was at the time Of his death
living with his second wife, his first,
from whom he was divorced, living
a few miles away. The first wife was
not satisfied with the place of inter-
ment and had jenkins body taken up
and reinterred Mt another church.
About this time secret order to
which jenkins had belonged decided
that he should lie in its grounds, and
accordingly raised the remains and
had funeral Of its own. Both wives
were indignant ut this interference,
and for the fourth time the corpse
was lifted. The first wife got 1t put
In q wagon and kept 1t on the move
to elude the second wife and the fra
ternal society. The whites Of the dis
trict at this juncture interfered, says
the Savannah News, and buried the
body for sanitary reasons, and an.
nounced that It must stay buried. .
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ESSrope:s Good Roads.

The laudable snorts now being made
In some parts Of the United States to
improve our poor highways have tqrn.
ed attention to the general excellence
Of those Of Europe. At such times It
is occasionally remarked, "But we can
not hope for many decades to attain
the same state Of perfection, for these
Old World roads were made genera
lions ago." This is a mistake. In
some continental countries men scarce
" ii the decline Of life can recall the
time when they were surrounded witt
roads no better than those that abound
In all parts Of our union. 1t may en-
courage the American laborers IN this
good cause to know this fact-Lippi:t
colts.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1895-10-11
Cannot ps p1actnrel,

A Boston mechanical engineer is
said to dlave invented q tire which
cannot be puncturcd by ordinary
means. The merit Of the invention
lies in a woven tube or jacket, and.
according to the accounts of q recent
test, a journey over road strewn
with tacks would not seriously injure
1t. The tire Is covered with a light
coating Of rubber, to give 1t a smooth
surface and. make 1t waterproof. At
the public demonstration Of the capa-
,bilities OF ths-,tire bed of broken
glass and shnrp-edsed stones was pre-
pared in q large loft and supplement-
ell by q piece Of canvas six feet in
length In which nails and tacks were
inserted points upward. The canyas
was nailed to the floor. Over all these
obstacles the fires were used dozen
times without sustaining a puncture.
The outer covering of the rubber was
badly cut. The tire Is to he soor
placed ON the market.
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R....s,.a . Criminal.

-
The Bavarian minister ut Berne Is
likely to feel a good deal Of natural
resentment against the Swiss police
force for some time to come. He went
to Winterthur, the Swiss -Bis4ey, where
the national rifle FESTIVAL was being
held, and was enjoying himself In a
quietly Teutonic fashion when he was
suddenly seized by detectives and
hauled on to the nearest Lookup. His
demand for an explanation was met
by the confident assertion that he was
no other than notorious criminal,
who had been wanted" for many
months. The detectives were so sure
they had the right man that 1t was
not until high government official
had identified the unfortunate dipl0-
mat that they consented to his re-
lease They had portrait Of the
malefactOr which closely resembled
the features Of the minister.
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49, ~ SD4So ~ - d
- sssf ~. -. /. = a's. :. s
When IL street dooe W. opslsd,
IL nooa. which rode high & -
eloudlsa0 heaveps that night, WAS hob.
Ing down upon o manSled mass oe
something that had occe beea o Au.
man. -. 81
n his dslirium, the guilty wretch
had leaped from his window, three
stories high, on to the pavement b..
meath.
Luke Abershaw's true story WAS
never more than guessed ut BY those
most interested In Il.
The malformAtlon Of the toe was
discovered at the inquest, and seemed
to establish his identity with the lost
child.
The fragments Of q letter addressed
to Edward Lingham. which had
brought about all the mischief, was
also found; and that he was the muir.
derer Of Mr.. Medlicott was AZ fully
proved 40 circumstantial evidence can
prove anything; but beyond that all
was vagueness and conjecture.
Rosamond, to whom no longer any
shadow Of suspicion was attached,
went away TO Mrs. Gardner's, where,
for o time, she was Frustrated by .
serious illness, the result Of the terri-
BILE mental strain to which she had
been subjected.
After Mr.. Medllcott's funeral the
house In Church row was deserted
and It was some time before the
scene Of such q tragedy could find a
tenant bold enough to inhabit 1t.
A twelvemonth afterward Godfrey
and Rosamond became man and wife.
"There Is an old saying that curses
like young chickens come home to
roost," observed Godfrey, one day,
when he and Rosamond were speak
ing of Luke Abershaw's awful fate.
"Much the snme may be said Of re-
yenge; 1t is a dangerous game to play
for while we are celebrating our
schemes for the destruction of others,
we are. too frequently, forging the bolt
that will crush ourselves."
<S1,vrvS
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A Strange Method of ARTIFICIAL Res
plration.

A Strange Method of ARTIFICIAL Res.
piration.
DR.. Berthold Beer advocates the fol-
lowing method of artificial respiration.
The mucous membrane Of the lips and
Of the mouth is rubbed slowly with q
piece Of ice, the rhythm Of the mo-
ton corresponding as nearly as posi-
BILE to that of normal respiration. DR..
Beer has noticed that the Inevitable
result Of the treatment was the re-
turn OF respiration, Mt first In a very
prononnced form. but becoming, on
tho continued application Of the ice,
very regular, quiet and deep. Ice
used In this way has also general
sedative effect, and its quletlng action
has been successfully turned to ac-
count in the treatment Of cerebral
troubles. DIR. Foges of Vienna has OBJ
tanned equally favorable results with
this treatment In cases Of asphyxia.
1t Is very much to the advantage Of
this method that 1t may be employed
for several hours ut a time, and is
harmless for the patient and easy for
the physician.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1895-10-11
Keen Your weather Eye Omen

Keep Your Weather Eye Open.
Fraud loves shining mark. Occasionally
spurious limitations spring up Of Hostel
ter's Stomach Blttera. the great American
family remedy for chills and fever, dyspep:
rheumatism and kidney disorder. These
limitations are usually fery local bitters
full Of high wines. Look out for the arm
signature on the genuine label and ylgnctts
of st: George and the Dragon.
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short Sermon ON the Close-Fisted.
Corning Gun lay claim to the littlest.
most penurious, grasping nicklc-skin-
ner of the century. Hetty Green isn't
In 1t, with tlris fellow. What on
earth is the use Of a young man max
ing himself the butt of ridlculc by
doing business on the principle that q
1Oc piece is bigger than the stone cap
to the tomb of Christ. The liberal
thinker, the liberal business man, and
the liberal manager are the fellows
who succeed in life, but the grasping
miser, the haggler over a penny and
the nickle-skinner rise about so high
and then fall with dull and sickening
.wat.-Corning, KAN, Gazette.
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-Gaftiah.

The Thin one-rd just like to Sc
one of those bicycle fiends dare to
run over me.
The Plump one-No fear of that.
dear. There would be too much risk
Of punctured tire.-Indianapolis
journal.