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The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1895-09-07
N TAG su,ns OF PoMpsa.
r-,s.cc-. Of the commeassss Of sis's's
Found ON All sideA

Evidences Of the commences OF s1a''
sry in the time Of Pompeii destruction
are abundant on all sides. The g'aa,a,
tors were u class Of slaves trained iuf
fighting, and some Of tho wall SF'o
blipps refer % their condition as one Vi
slavery. Here is the translation ui al
advertisement painted on u wall near
the amphitheater
"Iwenty pairs Of gladiators, paid py
D,,imus Iucretius Saltius Naleus' prince
IN IN, time of Nero. the SON u Irsaf
Augustus and ten pairs OF gladia'o'S,
Maid by Decimus Lucretius, the son oi
Dtrimus Va!eus, will fight ut Poinpeh
On the llth. 18th and lith Of April
/! There viii te proper hunting scene
and the awnings will be spread writ
Ten by Ciev Emilius Cley. writer oi IN
crintions; wrote this by Moonlight
The sladiatms' barracks were ainpie
for the housin: Of 1000 or 5000 meii'
and 1t is "A matter of record that NJ least
2. 900 were engaged at one time III the
life or death cuinbats which hretohoa
over ony festival The actors III these
murderuus sports were baro<fiaha
from various parts II Europe or from
Asia MINOR and Africa
In tho Naples museum Is u bronze col
lar which was worn about the meek vi
r,au whose skeleton was found In q
pompeiian house cellar; un tho collar
Is engraved, III Latin. these words
am u slave. Arrest mo because AIN run
min. away. could uot help thinking
while looking al this Ingenious and
cruel substitute for a cunyict's dress
that it was possible that The par wretch
who wore /, NAY have BEEN une ot th'
descendant, u tho bluud haired Bit
ons brought i,om" ~ julius Caesar T.
grace his triumph 100 years t.f,re Pom
peii disappeared beneath lts pail u Law
and ashes
In the ,ihteArh mr~um, Cairo. on'
may iouk upon tn. black and shItSslo'
face II that Raiu-,es whom "" knu" a
the Pharaoh Il the Oppression, Mum
mics Of other Egyptian kings priest
and people are cumIIon enough Ihe-
prineyal ul.u. who far antr'iatrd Pun
pei, and Rome. stand unds-nysst III VA
presence Blu, Pumpnll present.. ths' pie
ture II an rnt.rc city r~,utrrcfrd frtu
the dead. with all ~ appliances & III
and means Il pleasure, prpnt. comfort
luxury, yi,e and -u-tenancr The life !
gune out forever. hu, ~" rlunim!itr
city reria. us-a rIuuuu.-us a Euiua
ingenuity Had hnmaa fEatlty - Ss'
York T.,ucA
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1895-09-07
Tell II to the Marines"

Miss Inland to old salt, who il show.
ing the party over the fla2shipI-And
what are all those soldiers On board shin
for?
Bo'sun's Matc-Th:m? Oh, thin 4
the marines, mum.
Miss Inland-Marines? And what are
they for?
Papa Inland-Don't ask 80 many fool.
fish questions, Mary Ellen. Everyday
knows those gentlemen are employed by
the government for tho sailors 10 tell
stories to-Peasson's Weekly.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1895-09-07
Parted.

Squatter-Your dog has Just killed
ono CT my sheep.
Wand eer-He amt my dawg.
why, confound you, saw him last
night with you at the station.
.'Yus, we was mates then, but the
larst time be worried sheep says to
him. Bob SEE /, If ever yer let yer
hunger git the better Of yer morals
again yer On me part company'-so yer
see he's ON his own hook now. SD
uey Bulletin.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1895-09-07

Say. mister" he called. with his
head in the door Of Michigan avenue
grocery. do You own hossi''
Yes; ! own horse" replied the
grocer as be looked up from bis paper.
And wagonl"
YES; what Of it?'
"Nuthin, 'cept you arc mistaken
about the wagon" drawled the boy.
"Your hoss took a skate down the
street about FIVE minits ago, and there
haint 'nufY Of that there wagon lett to
mako club k"-pssyoit YSss gssaI
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1895-09-07
Egyptian superStition.

The Egyptian shopkeeper had deity
towhom he offered sacrifice every morn
ing. and whose duty it was in return
for this reverence to stand in front Of
the shop during the day sor, Of celes
tiai barker" and direct the attention
Of the people passing by to the shop and
its contents.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1895-09-07

True worth is as inevitably dis yer
ed by the facial expression as its op-
posite is sure to be clearly represented
there. The human face is natures tab
let. The truth is certainly written there
on.-Lavater.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1895-09-07
GREAT BOOK FREE.

When DR.. R. v. Pierce. of Buffalo. n. Y,
published the first edition of his work, The
Peoples Common Sense Medical Adviser
he announced that after $50 GOD copies had
been sold at the regular price. s. 80 per
copy, the profit on which would repay him
for the great amount of labor and money
expended in producing IT, he would dis
tribute the next half million Free As this
number CT copies has already been sold, he
is now distributing. abSoinLfiy free, 500. 600
pls.e, interest se COUPON i mSs and fo sai.
ical work sG" sre4 Not ss1if med
the recipient only being required to mail
to him, at the above address this little
COUPON with twenty one tai cents in one
cent stamps TO pay for postage and pack.
ing only. and the book will be sent by mail.
1t Is veritable medical library complete
in one volume. II contains over 1000 pages
and more than 700 illustrations. The E1e<
Edition is precisely the same as those sold
at $3.50 except only that the books are
bound Ia strong MANILA paper covers IN.
stead Of cloth. Send NOW before ali ere
Givsa sway. Thsy are geisg Of rs9idly.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1895-09-07

Most OF our misfortunes are more sup
portable than the comments Of our
friends upon them.-A. Dumas
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1895-09-07
SMALL BEGISNI~Gs

Wake great su'fiuzs some tlmss. Ailmsna thu
We ar. spt 20 consider trivia often srow
through nsglTc'. into strrrtous nslsiIas tan
gsrons 10 thsmss4 Yea and product. ot psA-ys
u IL tns fis-ssri Of the caller Indications 81
Ut hes! shirh lsais ~ the s.isbti.h mont ii
~ wfis 1T masil.s m chspnr basil. Assr,
over. ihsr" sts certain 81 pr!srs tgelisnt to the
'"Hs'u, an 80 mslsfls and rneuuatis su
assinss shich Il IL ass7s ir.rshlr tl fo-,it,
shirh prpiur- thsu cod Ian % ,,i n,I..n.
hs surely runntsr.ct.i hy tin.tsttsr's 4Lnussf h
hit,'r' Alter you hsrs Incurred ftas from
Lhss' ina l'urs. winsg sssiul or two at Ito,
isttsr's om.rh Bitisrs directly siisrs.r,,
should br sssllnssd, For uaslsria dy.p~p.i.
HVrr conFla'nt, ariuSJ sni bladder trpus /,
nervousness aud debility t. IL The moss fs
"rFsdIy p'p1isr Of tsms'tlss sHi rrsvsn,Ig.s
N'nsg Assiil before n"sls promotes apo. ftfs
on gay Won can "arn 20 man~r b. ,.ur
b 4 II snas l. :
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1895-09-07

Turkestan vas originally the stan, CT
land. Of the Turks.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1895-09-07

By local applications, ., they c.nno, r.,eb
the diseased portion Of the ear. Thsr. Il,
@nlY one say TO cure Deafness, and that !,
ny constitutional remedies D.afnss, i,
caused by An InHsmsi condition Of III.
mucous lining OF the Epstschian Tabs
when thus tnne gets inHam~d you h.y.
t"mhl'ns sound or imperfect hsarius and
Nh'n II u entirely closet deafness. il ID.
result Ard unless the Inflammation csn h.
la.en OUT and this tubs restored tn its nor
ma condition, hearing sill 10 destroy ell
re'er nine esAss out Of ten Are caus.d
~ raa'rh' which - nothing bot an IN
FAMED condition Of the nur,r. .1rf,rs.
We VIII give Dus Hundred Dollar. a.,
any case OF Deafness (cau,.d bv o.,s,,h,
mat cannot he cured ny Han. Catarrt
'ure. send f,r cirruIars fee
ar,j CHENEY 4 co. Toledo. o.
I" Sold by Druggists, 10.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1895-09-07

n ~ NJ. 'n ppnI free ny n, ku,
"r"h N"rve k~s'o,.r NJ A.. afla, ~. :. !,
ira. bottle nee u ~ e..., sspa :"
nj arrh ~ PhlIsd. lphi. ~. N'"'.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1895-09-07
TRr GsaxE. for br.asf.,.

r"s ,ure = the msdinin. to break M
n, '"nghs and Colds Ma " q,
BLrSr, spragus. Wash, March is,t
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1895-09-07

on cay Won can "arn mnurr b. r.ur
pen ,h'n you i'i year ago. 4 DO ''u1-
INST i Stopped --'igng ,tnrl-s and o-xan
addressing slop.s"
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1895-09-07

most COM
ing and val
sense med
published
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-10-18
Additional Local.

Prof. Fink can make you say he is a
marvel.
Try Mr.. Thomas cent. cigar at
Mahan's.
John Lanshaw was in Detroit on
business last week.
Prof. Fink can make a gray haired
man play leap frog.
S. w. Tinker was in Saginaw on
business last Saturday.
Prof. Fink can make you a good
actor in three seconds.
A. h. Munger, the architect of Sag
NAV, was in Alma Monday.
Wilbur Nelson and Ed Weston went
TO Saginaw on their wheels last Friday.
Mrs. Sarah Taylor and daughter May
were guests of friends in Elm Hall last
Sunday.
MIR. and Mrs. f. Salter of North Adj
ans, Hillsdale county. are visiting Mrs,
Sarah Taylor.
~. NJ Wheaton and wife of Grand
Ledge visited his brother, j. M. Whea-
ton, this week.
You can save money and get the very
latest styles in fine shoes 10y calling at
the Ely building.
The Epworth League has decided to
take up the Epworth League reading
course this winter.
The Ladies' Guild of st. Johns par
ish will meet next Thursday afternoon
with Mrs. Ella +. Downie.
Mrs. w. S. Burns of Stanton has
been the guest of Miss Bernice Burns,
returning to Stanton Tuesday.
Mrs. w. A. Bahlke, Miss Helen
Church and her guest Miss Lindsay
were in Saginaw last Saturday.
Mrs. Ii G. Downs was summoned to
Lake Odessa Wednesday to attend her
son, who is sick with typhoid fever.
A writ of replevin was issued Monday
by Justice Gee sworn to by Henry fl.
Nestle against Joseph Drew for the
purpose of getting two mares unlaw-
fully detained by Drew.
The woman's missionary society of
the Presbyterian church will give a
missionary party in the w. II. &.
rooms, Friday evening, Oct. %. Rep
resentatives of different nations will
appear In costumes.
ID. A. Clark, formerly of Shepherd,
has purchased half interest in the
blacksmith business of +. L. Caldwell
and the business will be continued
under the firm name of Caldwell ~
Clark. Both are first class workmen,
and can but succeed.
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. Crum expect to
move to Wheeler, and about twenty of
their friends and neighbors surprised
them last Tuesday evening, aud the
entire party proceeded to enjoy them.
selves. Refreshments were served, and
before the guests went away they left
with Mr.. and Mrs. Crum an elegantly
bound family Bible rs token of their
esteem.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-10-18

Gladstone announces his perma-
nent retirement from politics. This
will have the effect of giving greater
weight than ever to his expressed
views. Where he formerly spoke to
one party in England, he now speaks
to all, and, in fact, he has the world
for an attentive listener. The Grand
Old Man may be depended upon 10
improve his more than imperial pre-
rogative, and yet use very few words
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-10-18
Literary N otes.

The Atlanta Exposition 10y the
Hon. w. Y. Atkinson, Governor of
Georgia, forms the opening article of
the October number of the North
American Review. The Governor is
very eloquent upon the subject of the
Great Cotton States and International
Exposition, claiming for it superiority
to Chicago's Worlds Fair.
DR.. Henry Smith Williams writing
of politics and the Insane in the
North American Review for October,
emphatically declaims against the prev.
alent custom OF allowing PARTISAN
politics to enter into the management
of asylums where the dependent insane
are cared for.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-10-18

One of the RothschiIds expresses
the opinion that within five years the
United States will be the most pros
porous nation in the world. 1t is
easy enough to agree with him, in
view of the fact that "within five
years" is sure 20 include more than
three years of republican rule.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-10-18

Free silver democrats in Nebraska
have applied to the supreme court
for an injunction to prevent the
sound money element of the party
from using the word democratic"
on the Official ballot. 1t is hard to
understand why sensible men should
go to law over the right to a desig-
nation that has become so uudesir-
able.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-10-18
Going to Church

An active, intelligent church memter,
male or female, wanted TO represent us
for special work. Splendid induce
ment to right party. No capital needed.
Reference required. Good pay. State
age and previous occupation, also name
of church and denomination. Address
Globe Bible Publishing CO., 723 Chest
nut ST.. Philadelphia, Pa. $50
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-10-18
MARKET REPORT.

Statistics show that Europe bought
more high-priced wheat from us
under the Mckinley law than low
priced wheat under the Wilson law.
This anomaly is one which the farm
ers would like to have the democratic
statesmen explain-if they can.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-10-18

Indianapolis rolled up large re
publican majority in the election IN
that city last week. No wonder that
Mckinley, Reed, Morton and Allison
smiled so benignly when they read
the returns which presage a glorious
victory for the republican party in
the next presidential election.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-10-18
What the people say

II couldn' keep store without Foley's
Honey and Tar + ID. WHIPPLE.
Lostant, Ill.
"Ship at Once-can't sell any other
cough medicine
III. w ELLIS, Montrose, Wis
"Foley's Honey and Tar saves me
doctor bills every winter"
L.. "A. TowNER. Manteno, I'LL.
For sale by T.. l.. Maban.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-10-18
Never saw die

Many desperate cases of kidney dis
eases pronounced incurable have been
cured by the Clinic Kidney Cure. Many
physicians use il. c. T.. MAIIAN.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-10-18

DR.. Webster Bliss of Deerfeld,
Lenawee county, was in Alma last
Saturday, looking up evidence in a
pension case.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-10-18
Religious Notes.
METHODIST

Morning, The Good Shepherd, even
ing Wherefor Didst Thou Doubt. Cor
dial invitation TO all.
PRESBYTERIAN.
The pastor will preach in the morning
on the subject, WrOnging Ones Self.
The evening, The Holy Spirit.
BAPTIST.
Preaching In the morning. Sunday
school and prayer meeting as usual
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-10-18

LII Sheeting
Outing Flannel
All Wool Dress SergeS
All Wool Yarn, per lb
Batting, per Toll
Fair play., 1895-11-16
HOW M'kllLEYlSM WORKS.
Labor Impoverished and Degraded BY
Prot ctlOnistS,

PrOtectiOnists.
| Under the tariff protection which is
said to he laid primarily for the purpose
of enriching and cnnobling American
labor manufacturers have amasscd
colossal fortunes. American labor has
largely disappeared In mills and shops
of all kinds. Its place has been taken
| by Huns, Polacks, Russians and Ital
ians. imported free, there being no Gus
| tom-house tax upon labor.
Iampered by republican legislation
of more than quarter of a century,
laid in its cXccSses rs Il war measure
and maintained because protected In
hustries had tasted blood and would not
readily yield advantage, great corpora
tions in this country have dealt by their
labor unjustly, cruelty and harshly.
The American laborer has gone into
other fields. He has taken up lands or
he has found occupation for himself
elsewhere. The class of men taking his
place are not of the highest. though
they are some of the fierccst at times.
Companies, instead of enriching and
ennobling these men. have used
their advantages To treat them as
villains and serfs. The insufficient
wage they have given them at
times has been taken back from them
FOR rents and through truck stores.
Stockadcs have been built about them
as though they were prisoners. The
law has still looked to the protection of
all citizens, even of aliens. TO make
appeal to the law n nullity irso'ent en-
pioyers of labor that have tagged men
with numbered bits of brass rs if they
were cattle instead ot men are going
50 far as to compel the parents or
guardians of children upon their pay
rolls-childrcn who ought never lie
there while adult labor is to be had
to sign contracts in their behalf as a
condition of their employment that
they shall hold the company harmless
for any injury that may De sustained by
them in the performance of perilous
labor.
At the end of Il long litigation such n
contract might be pronounced void and
of no effect, Iut the tariff which its
friends and beneticiaries say was de-
signed to cunobl2 and enrich American
labor does not give that American Ia
Dor sufficient surplus to warrant its
contesting "A long litigation. The conf
panics have the benefit of these con-
tracts.
Such treatment of labor as the re-
quircmcnt aS to children is monstrous. |
1t comes from those indust rics that are
still ciamoring for more protection,
still asserting falsri. that "A high tariff !
is laid primarily in the interest of labor.
l. comes from McKinleyitcs. Ii is the
inevitable accompaniment of Mckinley
ism, which impoNcriShes and dcgrades
iabor.--Chicago Chronicle.
Fair play., 1895-11-16
THE WORLD OF TRADE.

Chicago is the center Of the windmill
industry of the country-real wind
mills.
"Carosinc, eight cents per gallon"
is a sign on West side store in Chicago
where some mysterious commodity is
for sale.
Cclluloid is being used for eyelets in
shoes instead Of Japanned brass. The
cclluloid is dyed in the wool, so to
speak, willie the base meta! soon shows
through the black with which it is mere
ly painted.
The builders of depots and otherlarge
blocks for the convenience of the pub
lie are having more regard for harmony
IN decoration than they used to have.
since the people have become educated
up to il by the worlds fair?
\ big glass jobber says that whiting
is rubbed over the plate glass windows
of buildings under construction to pre-
vent workmcn from running a scant-
ling through the sheet Of transparent
glass. When it is opaque he can see It
and avoid it. The whiting is left on
only so long as necessary for protec-
ton, as it Injuries the polish. Sometimes
soap is used to render the glass Opaque.
Fair play., 1895-11-16
NEW YORK AND OHIO.
An Important Factor In the Republican
Victory.

Victory.
Ohio went republican by a greatly re-
t'nce'i majority and Campbell "alre
very near accomplishing the miracle.
which some q his most ardent admirers
had credited! him with in advance. Had
lac met the divided opposition which
has existed in his state for years past he
would have been elected Yesterday. But
because they had selfish interests to
Serve which could best lac advanced by
united effort. all taciional elements in
the republican party were united. Me
hlnicy desires a presidential nomina-
ton and could not hope f.,r !. should his
state show mp in the wrong column as
the result of the late contest. For
aker aims for the United States senate
and bushnell, one of lis most des sotcd
foiiCw.rs, was at the head of the state
ticket. because of this the party pre-
scnted a solid front. In view Of this
and of the great inrnads that Campbell
made upon the enemy TIE republicans
can claim nothing bette. ; nan disas-
trons virtory.
The state of New York went republic
an and Tamnany carried the city. This
is the result that was f0reshadogved as
soon as the excise law was made The
issue of the campaign. The sentiment
OF the rural districts was so strongly
III favor of 4 that no ether cnnsislcr"-
ton could divert their f,ip,,nit from the
republican ticket. In New York the
ia.v hGs been made obnoxious by its
rigid endorsements, and in this fnct
Tammany, SO recently ticthrOncd to
make way for reform, proved irwin
c'hie. In this s"dden revolution there
Is raised the question whether it is los
s'h!e to make successfully operative a
law 70 which a ma jority of the com
'nunity where enforcement is sought
refuse their sanction or their obcdi-
cnre. Certain it is that Warner Milier's
plank in the platform carried the state
and rchabilitatcd Tammany despite
Strong, Parkhurst, Roosevelt, the rrve=
.ations of the LeXow committee and all
the other cnginery of reform. II is /:
prcHt object lesson in favor of local OPP
tion.-Detroit Free Press.
Fair play., 1895-11-16
ITEMS OF INTEREST.

Texas has 3o,G6O,772 acres of unim.
proved land.
Hollow steel spheres are In use in
Sweden, for billiard balls.
The culture of silk promises to be an
important industry in Oregon.
A rubber horseshoe, for use on icy
payements. is becoming quite popular.
1t is said that salmon, pike and gold
fish, are the only fish that ever sleep.
Only onctifth of the boys of India go
to school, and only one-fiftecnth of the
girls.
Little alligators are admired as draw
ing-room pets in some of the fashiona-
bic houses of Paris.
\ shark recently caught near Annap-
oils, Nd, had in its stomach one leg of a
pair of trousers.
The cathedral Of Antwerp has mu-
Steal combination of "a bells. The larg-
est is seven feet wide and eight feet
high.
y Philadelphia barber displays up
to-datc enterprise. He has issued
fashion plate showing several styles of
fall and winter whiskcrs.
\ pot that cannot boil over has been
Invented by a Berlin machinist. It has
n perforated rim, through which the
oyerflowing fluid returns to the pot.
An old law prevails with regard to
the picture in the Louvre, Paris. No
painting is permitted to adorn its walls
until the artist shall have been dead ten
Yenrs
Fair play., 1895-11-16
a PAPER OF TACKS.

When in doubt, tell the truth.
Clerk and shirk may rhyme, but they
don't sound well together.
The boy who lies 70 get out of scold-
Ing must be n good dodger.-1Iardwnre.
The young man who knows only a
part OF it learns more than he who
knows it all.
Try 8hi think rs much about bust
ness when out of the store as you do Of
your pleasure when in the store.
There was cigarette-smokingc clerk
who once became proprietor, but it was
by accident.
If YOU spend every cent you earn you
won't wear out shoe leather in going to
the savings bank.
Constant abuse of those under you
Will strengthen your lungs at the ex-
Densc of your manners.
Fair play., 1895-11-16
CHEERFUL CHATTER.

"I'm going to be president some day" !"
raid Willis, proudly. Papa said I
might."--IIarper's Bazaar.
Cook Ito mistress)-'Now I'm leav-
in of yer, may as well tell yer rs the
key O. the kitchen door fits your store
room."-Tit-Bits.
George-"You would marry the big
gest fool In the world If he asked you.
wouldn't you?" Ethel-"Oh, George,
that Is SO sudden."-Tit-Bits.
Blooblud Ito friend, just back from a
western trip)-"Well, what is new in
Chicago?" Nicker Booker (sententious-
ly)-"Her old families."-Puck.
Agriculturist Ito season ticket
holder in rain)-"You don't have no
ticket?" Season Ticket-Holder-"No
travel on my good looks" Agricul-
turist-''Then, probably, you amt 60
ing very far."-Household Words.
"Nho was it," asked the pretty school
marin, who said: Give me liberty or
give me death?'" Patrick Henry,
n,a' a'am," replied a small pupil. "And
which did he get?" Both, ma'am."
-Harper's Bazar.
\ Powerful Sermon. - Patrick
''rhwy didn't We 60 to church, sure?"
Bridget-"Oi had other things to do"
Patrick-"If yez had gone and heard
thot sermon on 'Abscnteeism' ye would
huve been ashamed of y'self fur not be-
in therein. Y. Weekly.