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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26
APOLICEMAN FAILS IN HIS JOKE
Tries to Have Some Fun with His Wife
but L. Neatly Fooled.

Tries to Have Some Fun with His Wife
but L. Neatly Fooled.
A great deal Of amusement was caused
sn an east-bound electric car the other
afternoon by a waggish policeman, who
selected his wife for his victim. The
policeman had done duty at the ball
ark, and his wife had been to see the
game. While the crowd was leaving
the woman stood about the front Of
the park and waited for her husband
to ride up town with him. He finally
arrived, and the pair boarded crowd
ed car. Both were young and only re-
Gently married, and they enjoyed them
Selves hugely on the way.
The woman wore . handsome little
gold watch, evidently a present from
her husband. While half the people
In the car were looking, and while his
wife WAS speaking to a woman ac-
qualntance outside the car. the police
man deftly took the watch from his
wife's pocket and transferred 1t to his
pistol pocket When the car reached
18th street the policeman remarked that
Il was . few minutes past 8 o'clock,
and everybody In the car looked at the
policeman's wife.
OF course she did what everyone In
ne car expected she would. She felt
for her watch. It seemed as II . sud-
den violent pain had attacked the wo-
mans heart Her face became very
pale and her eyes dilated. Her hus-
band seemed greatly alarmed, and
q
ooked over the crowd in the car like
frightened fawn. 1t was full min
ate before she could speak. Then she
whispered In her husbands ear loud
enough for tha intensely Interested
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26
SCIENCE AND A LOST DOG.
Identification OF the Spaniel Gyp b!
Means of the Telephone.

Identification OF the Spaniel Gyp by
Means of the Telephone.
Mr.. wieck. Of 42O Cleveland avenue,
oas a water spaniel. Gyp by name,
which he prizes. The other day Gyp
strayed away from home. He wander
ed far down on the South Side. where
he was seen by F. NJ. Miller. residing
near Goth and State streets. Mr.. Miller.
knowing good dog. took Gyp home IL
his buggy.
Mr.. Wieck advertised the loss Of his
log and Mr.. Miller answered. As lost
dogs are numerous, Mr.. Wieck did not
feel sure that the one about which he
received q letter was his, and to save q
possible fruitless Journey to the South
Side he conceived plan to identify his
spaniel without going to him. He went
to a telephone station at the corner Of
Lincoln and Garfield avenues, and Mr..
Miller went with the dog to the Engle-
wood telephone exchange. The dog was
placed upon table, and when the two
men got the line the receiverwasp splaeed
to Gyp's ear and Mr.. Wieck called the
spaniel's name. The dog Immediately
made demonstrations showing that he
recognized his masters voice. Mr..
Weeks spaniel has habit Of barking
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26

punched at the right place. The disc
on which are the figures is then moved
in either direction to bring the first
figure to be punched under the punch
lever, and IS similarly moved for each
succeeding figure. The check is auto
matically moved along by the feed de-
vice in front, the latter being raised by
its fnger-piece to release the check
punch after punching.
The action or tie device Is clean and
accurate, and the moving parts Instant
ly respond to the operating lever. By
removing the cover, which IL readily
done by taking out the three screws in
the base. access Is readily had to the
whole of the mechanism, which IL not
only quite simple. but durable. Banks
are always glad to see such devices as
this used By their customers; they fur
nish sure preventive against one kind
Of forgery. A check punched in this
way cannot be raised"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26

SANDER is the revenge of coward,
ard dlssimulatlon his defence.
One says, "There are people who
are encyclopedias of everything that
should be forgotten.
Don't put too fine a point to your
wit for fear 1t should get bluntt d.
We may hate an enemy without hurt
ing him, but we can't do it without
hurting ourselves.
In Glasgow, Scotland, all windows
above the ground floor must be hinged
SO they can be cleaned from the IN
side.
One may live us conqueror, king
or a magie trate; but he must act as Q
man,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26

Bazaar.
The devil is proud Of a grumbler, no
matter whether he belongs to church
or not
Strength is incomprehensible by
weakness, and, therefore. the more
better
The tones of human voices are
mIghtier than strings of brass to move
the soul.
Nature and certainty are very hard
to come at, and infallibiiity is mere
vanity and pretense.
The evils of CONT oversy are transit
tory, while Its benefits are permanent.
Politeness pays the best on what it
actually costs of any investment.
Eat to please thyself, but dress 10
please others.
The best equipment for well doing is
in the experience gained from having
done well before. The reward for one
duty is the power to fulfill another.
Busybodies are worse than feas.
Some falls are means the happier to
rise.
The amplest knowledge has the
largest faith.
Coquets often fall in love, but
prudes seldom do.
How weak thing Is gentility If it
wants virtue.
He that is never satisfied with
anything satisfies no one.
A weak friend is one OF the worst
enemies man can have.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26
Hopeless.

Sergeant Sayer once went the circuit
for some Judge who was prevented by
lndisposition going In his turn. He was
afterward imprudent enough to move,
as counsel, for a new trial in one Of the
causes heard by himself, on the ground
Of his misdirecting the jury as Judge.
Lord Mansfield said: Brother Sayer,
there is an act Of parliament which,
in such a matter as was before you,
gave you discretion to act as you
thought right" mo, my lord" said
the sergeant, "that is Just 1t: had no
discretion in the matter" every true,
you may be quite right as to that" said
Lord Mansfield, "for am afraid even
an act of parliament could net give you
discretion"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26
TOMB OF LIvINosToNE's HEART
Buried Beneath Tree in Africa-His
-3Ody Rests In Westminster Abbey.

Buried Beneath a Tree in Africa-His
3Ody Rests In Westminster Abbey.
The accompanying cut represents the
me landmark in Darkest Africa" that
has an interest for the entire civilized
world. That landmark is the tree
which enshrines the heart Of DR.. Liv-
insstone, and which is the complement
In the wilderness of his labors, to his
home sepulchre in Westminster abbey.
This discovery Is of special value.
since an effort to place a tablet on the
tree ended in failure to locate it; and
the discovery was made by e. ]. Glave.
Mr.. Glave entered upon his work early
in the summer Of 1893. From Zanzibar
he made his way to Fort Johnson, near
the southern end Of Lake Nyassa. In
the spring Of 1894 he was at Karonga,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26
Methods of Measurement.

It Is said that the Arabs have two
methods Of estimating what will be the
height Of horses. By the frst q cord
is stretched from the nostrils over the
ears and down along the neck; this
distance L. compared with that from
the withers to the feet The colt will
grow as much taller as the first dis
tance exceeds the second. By the other
method the distance between the knee
and.the withers is compared with that
from the knee to the coronet II 1t had
reached the proportion Of two to ON,
me horse will grow no taller.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26
The Unhappy Groom.

Friend-What makes you write G.
the timer
oom-elect-Practicing how to write
Jibson and wife on hotel register
without having the clerk ask me II
we're newly married Post
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26
A NEW CHECk.PUNCH,

An Old idea with Several verY Inn.
portant Improvements.
The scientific American illustra ties .
recently introduced check protector.
which has several features Of value.
Among them L. q flexible die combined
with yielding anvil, an arrangement
that tobviates the necessity Of sharpening
the punches. When the perforator Is
to be used. an adjustable guide-piece
at one side makes the check take the
necessary position to have tho hgur0
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26
Tho Etiquette of It,

Mr.. Dunn UNPAID bill In his hand)-
When shall come again, Mr.. Owens
Mr.. Owens-Well. it would hardly be
proper for you to call again until I
have returned the present call-Har
Ner's Bazaar.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26
Chicken a Ia Trilby

Chicken q Ia Tri1by.
"Wil you have the chicken dressed T"
Isked the poulterer. NO. replied
young Mrs. Hunnimune; you may
Hend 1t to me-er-in the altogether."-
Washington Star.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26

Not Money but the Want Of It.
Mrs Greene-Is It true, Charles, that
Miss Hunter married for money!
Mr.. Greene-I think, my dear, that Il
was owing to the want of money
Boston Transcript.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26
SUPPOSE WE SMILE.
HUMOROUS PARAGRAPHS FROM
THE COMIC PAPERS.

Pleasant Incidents Occurring the WsriA
Over-Seytnss That Are Cheerful - The
DID or Young-F1nny sslecAioas That
Evexybsdy Wm En3sy Rsadine
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26
H0w C0uld He Kn0NH

"Tity a poor blind man with q large
family" cried q wayside beggar. "And
how many children have you, unfortu:
nate man? asked lady in great con-
Germ. How can 1 tell, madam can't
see 'em."-T1d-BitS
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26


Razzle-Old Soak, despite his habits,
appears to be a well-preserved man
Dazzle-Yes, you know since he lost
his money he has been kept in brandy
by his friends.-Life.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26

The fact that Mr.. Depew Is only Gi
Jears old makes 1t clear that some OF
his stories were Notwithstanding
ton Star.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26
Hard ON the Women

When women don't know what eti-
luette would demand they kias each
skher-Atchison Globe.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26

Biggest Bee Hive In tho World.
The largest bee hive in the world ia
probably that at Bee Rock, Cal 1t is
e granite bowlder, rising abruptly from
the bed Of little affiuent Of the Ar
roya Alcade. and 1t is scanned and
scored with fissures Of divers sizes.
They are all inhabited by a vast pop
ulation Of bees and overflow With
honey,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26

The Best Time.
Nodd-My baby looks lovely when he
IS asleep. You ought to see him.
Todd-When shall l call?
Nodd-Any time during the day.
Lifa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26

Why the Twin9 Were Dissatisfied.
Nurse-Sure, ma'am, the twins hay
been making fuss all day, ma'am.
MrH. Olive Branch-What about?
Nurse-It's because they can't have
a birthday apiece like the Dawson chill.
dren next door.-Tid-BitS
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26

Loaded Dice in Herculaneurs.
Loaded dice have been found In tie
ruins of Herculaneum. Those old fell
lows knew q thing or two.-New York
Herald
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26
Wide Exnerimoe.

"Have you had much experience a.
cook?''
"Oi hev, ma'am. OF had seventeen
places lasht year, ma'am-"-Harper's
Bazaar
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26
or Heroic Mold.

Mr.. Fisg-Do you know, my boy. tina,
It hurts me worse than it does you
when give you a whipping7
Tom-Honest paw?
"Yes.''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26

when any one says fire" Mr.. Wieck
called fire" over the wire and the dog
began to bark. That settled it Nov
Gyp Is at home. Chicago Record
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26

What TO Do with Our Dogs.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-06-26
AuIriust;ce to tho stor,e.

"Just gimme another lickin' now.
will you, pawT-Cinciunad Tribune.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1895-10-05

Under the auspices of the Westminster
League, as hosts, reception was given
last night IN the lectu room OF the
Presbyterian Church to the members Of
the church and Sunday school. 1t was
a two-hours gathering of genial in
terchange, and brought he old AID
young together in that warmer way that
is so pleasant to those having a
common aim. There we're pretty r1u-
steal selections and happy G .mpany,
which was a shifIirg one, too. For they
came and vent, and greeted and said
good bye, and the scene was bright and
CHEEKY, full Of gentle, helpful sugges
ton, and fragrant with the MOTORS of
good word and work.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1895-10-05
BUFFALO BILLS WILD WEST.

Manager John NJ, Burke and Major E..
M. Hays Tell of the Great show end
Mr.. COdy--MajOr Hayes to Review
the Parade.
Mr. John NJ Burke, General Manager
of Buffalo Bills Wild West, was in the
city yesterday, and last night was glad
to meet again Major Z ", Hayes, of
this city, his friend, and the old army
friend on the plains, of Buffalo Bill.
Then, Buffalo Bill was daring young
scout, not dreaming of the life
before him, ready to take all
sorts of chances for the adventure
of it only. Major Hayes has many de-
lightful story of those days full of the
breath of the prairie and the mysterious
coloriog of Indian manmuvre. During
all thesa days, Buffalo Bill was with him.
So it is that Maj. Hayes looks forward
now with pleasure to meeting his old
scout, and will do what he can to make
his stay here pleasant.
The Major was telling last night of
the elaborate reception given Mr.. Cody
in Washington, he having been enter
taiued BY the Army aud Navy UiuU
there, and having been conspicuousIy
honored ~ the presence Of most Of the
legations, together with distinguished
military men,
Buffalo BIZ is a most remarkable pro
ductof American life. He carries with him
now some G00pecple, and among chem are
regular soldiers OF different armies, Ger
man, Frerch C0ssack, Arabs, South
Americans. The American soldiers 8re
members of Maj r Hay ess old regiment,
the 9Th, aud they will march up Fay
etteyille street, with the cowboys, scouts
and indians in the procession. Many of
these indians are personally known by
Major Hayes.
Mr.. Burke is a jolly good fellow of the
Western type, though hailiDg from Della
ware, and said that Major Hayes would
review the whole parade from the bal
eony of the YarbOrO House. Moreover,
the Major had been requested to ask the
presence of, his Excellency Governor Carr
at the opening exhibition here.
Over six acres will be covered by tt e
performances, which, two only in num-
Der, next Wednesday, will be held at
the Mordecai place, that being the only
space large enough which was available.
hr Burke said that Mr.. Cody had been
worried some little by the unjust doubt
cast upon the comiF z of the wnoie show
here. Both he ami his full Chicago
outfit would he on hard, Just as
they appeared there, before the Q1een Of
England and in all parts OF Europe.
There is a rough, reckless picture of
American manhood Of unique sort pre-
sent by Buffalo Bill and his show,
which has lifted it above tie mere show
to spectacle worthy Of the attention OF
those looking only for the history of the
white scout and soldier among the In
dlars AS Mr.. Burke said, his
tory was made fast in the West,
the last forty five years covering
the most d5zzling parts Of it That life
full Of a romance that has touched the
West with a glow which has thrilled
both young and old in battle and in
story, Buffalo Bill is nov keeping
somewhat olive by transplanting it il
miniature to the suburban hills Of tie
cities of the East.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1895-10-05

Ed. Tate, colored, was fined by thu
Mayor yesterday $500 for dIsorderlJ
| conduct.
Don't fret Mr.. Purnell: if you lose
the Hoola Boom fee, they can't ROB you
of reflected glory.
The University paper, the Tar Heel
has made its appearance with James A.
Gwynn as editor-in-chlef.
Secretary Nichols said yesterday that
he had made arrangements with Wee
President Andrews of the Southern for
special trains to the fair.
Tom Devereaux said yesterday that he
was for Pritchard long before some OF
the latter day Pritchardites. There is
room for all dates in the Pritchard bare
wagon. No explanations necessary.
Kitty Hawk, the well bred four-ye2r-
old belonging to Messrs. Cross and Line
han, won the $50 race Thursday at the
L7nchburg fair. Her best time was
2:29 IA. She is in charge of Biggs. She
is by Baron Brown, dam, Gladys.
President Julian S. Carr, will send
out over 400 letters asking prominent
men of the State to come to the fair.
Mr. Carr is leaving no stone unturned
to make a mammoth success of the
fair, and the outlook now is certainly
for something that will be phenomenal
and that will startle the people with adj
miration of the States resources.
Speaking of Settle and his friends yes
terday Loge Harris said: 'We don't care
about them; wish they would get out In
the open and fight so that we might
have chance to put them where they
belong. They did nothing the last time
to help fusion" Loge twas 'high-sper-
rited" when he said all this-and his
stomach throbbed and tintinabulated
with terrible mutter-"and now they
come here-Settle and his crowd with
all this talk; they'll get the chitlin's
mashed out of 'em,
MIR. ]. Z Pogue said yesterday that at
the meeting Of the Chamber OF Com
merce next Tuesday night, there would
be important business to c-uslGcr. Re
was IN receipt Yesterday Of the CORES
pond8noa b5tWeeb the Governor and
Washington, relative to the proposed
military Post here. Mr.. Pogue said that
such Post seemed amorg the p0ss!biii,
ties; that it would cost $500 0l0 to con-
struct it, and would turn loose annually
$50 600, in the town This, also, will
be considered by the Chamber.
John Gowen, colored, of Reid8vll'e,
va let out of the peniten i4ry yesterday
where he had served four years term,
aud took the afternoon train for home.
John said he had at home wife, nine
children, $500 in cash and 1O5 acres OF
land, and was very happy. He said his
family knew nothing of his coming but
he knew they were there because they
were living on his land. he said he had
bean put in the pen, on a charge OF steal
ing 2 bushels OF wheat of which he said
he was innocent He had on new suit
of clothes furnished to such prisoners. a
new hat and new shoes, but said be would
change clothes when he got home de
had made many rings and trnkets which
he had for sale.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1895-10-05

the Hon. Y. Semper Lusk during the
winter. 1t is also said that Mott and
Butler are determined to make Pritchard
swallow all that independent silver
electoral-tlcket business and stop his
Mckinley racket, or else get off the
Senatorial grass and make room for
Mott himself to Craze during the long
term.
Dockery is busy picking out cotton
down at Mangum, but there are those
who are willing to wager that he will
get his crop housed in time to be at the
State convention, and carry off the
gubernatorial trophy. The fight is
getting interesting. There is pie in sight
and if there is anything in the world
that Rad or Pop loves better than
he does pie, it does not vet appear.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1895-10-05

Rev n. B Cobb, editor and owner of
the North Carolina Baptist Almanac, is
engaged in preparing the sixteenth an
nual volume. The frst number of this
almanac vas issued in 1854 by DR.. Cobb,
and contained lists of all the North Caro-
lima brigades and regiments with their
field officers and chaplairs, and also q
table of the battles fought on the soil of
North Carolina during the war. The
var suspended its publication. hut it was
resumed in 1882 by the late Rev. Q, T..
Bailey, D. D., and four years ago DIR.
Cobb became is owner and publisher
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1895-10-05
FURNITURE.
ROyaII & Borden.

We have orened in the Stronach
building Fayetteville and VII
miDgton streets ere ctthe laTg st
and best seIecte- stocks of Fu,ni
ture in the state GU goods are
ali new ind up to date 6esigns.
We extend to every one cor
dial Invitation to visit cur store,
WI ether they buy or not
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1895-10-05
Notice.

Sealed proposals viii be received at this
Office up to the 10th day of October at II
O'Clock noon for furnishing steam and an
thraclte coal and wood for the use of the
State for the coming year.
All bids must be for delivery at the store
house in rear of the Agricultural building
and at the Governors mansion on or before
the LIST Of November. 1895.
Z. NJ. COOKE,
Secretary of State.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1895-10-05

Editor Meacaam Cut Of Jail and on a
visit to Raleigh

Mr.. ]. W. Meacham, former editor of
the wilmington Dispatch, was liz the city
yesterday. He WAS put in jail some
weeks ago upon the charge OF haring
written lib 9lous article about Major
Fishblate. He gave bond at first, but
his bondsmen with lrew, and he had 10
stay in Jail until court. The case came
up for hearing this week. Mr.. Fish
bIate did not prosecute and the case was
dismissed.
"We had the dead wood on Fishblate, :"
said Mr.. Meacham yesterday, and the
case was not prosecuted. Mr.. Meacham
hopes to get work in Raleigh. He has
two children in Warrenton, and hopes 10
be able to remain near them and stay in
the State
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1895-10-05

The burd,n Of labor constantly
being ligatened by new inventions, but
nothing new has yet been discovered TO
brighten the hours of labor, and makes
life worth living like Simmons Liver
Regulator does. It's the King of Liver
Medicines a sluggish liver depresses
ones spirits and causes languor, besides
upsetting the whole system But Sim
mons Liver Regulator tones up and
strengthens the body.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1895-10-05
Why Not You .

When thousands Of people are taking
Hoods sarasaparilla to overcome the
weakness aud languor which are 80 com
mon at this season, why are You not do
ing the same When you know that
Hoods Sarsaparilla has power to cure
rheumatism, dyspepsia and all diseases
caused by impure blood, why do you con
tinue to suffer? HooG's cures others,
Why not you
Hoods Pills are prompt and efficient
25c
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1895-10-05
New York, Sept. q, '95.


To WHOM IT MAY Concern
This is to certify that unIl further
notice Messrs. Darnell & Thomas, of
Raleigh, N. Q are from this day forth
cur only authorized agents for the city
of Raleigh, N c., and surrounding ter
ritory, and have exclusive control for the
sale of the Kranioh & Bach pianos in
that district
Respectfully,
KRANICH & BACH,
Per W. P. BACH, Secretary.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1895-10-05
Ennrcme Cnmrt.

Appeals from the Second Judicial Dis
trict will be called on Tuesday, the 9Th
OF October, in the order heretofore pub
hshed