The Press., 1895-07-11

Bobby had been served with very small share of pastry and he was doing his best to smother his resentment of the discrimination. "I am very much afraid" his mother said, "that this pie needs more shortening. Mamma" said the boy in an audible undertone, ''that isn't what my piece needs" "Isn't it ?" "No'm. My piece needs lengthening."
 'We had an epidemic of dysentery in this vicinity last summer" says Samuel $. Pollock. of Briceland, Cal. "I was taken with it. and suffered severely until some one called my attention to Chamber lain's Collie, Cholera and DiarrhPa Rem edy. procured a bottle and felt better after the first dose. Before one-half of the bottle had been used I was well. I recommended it to my friends and their experience was the same We all unite m saying it is the best" For sale by w. w. Lathrop, Stafford Springs; c. l.. Phil lips, South Coventry.
 A colored philosopher is reported to have said, Life, my breddern, am mostly made up of prayin for rain and then wish in it would cl'ar off,"
 Persons who are subject to diarrhna will find speedy cure in De Witt's Collie and Cholera Cure. Use no other. It is the best that can be made or that money can procure. It leaves the system in natural condition after it's use We sell it. W.D. Heald, Stafford Springs; c. L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Bacon-''Troubles never come singIv." Egbert- -"Oh, don't know; pve seen a fellow with only one black eye"
 "A FRIEND IN NEED IS FRIEND IN- DEED. "A friend advised me to try Elys Cream Balm, and after using it six weeks believe myself cured of catarrh. It is a most valuable remedy.-JOseph Stewart 624 Grand Avenue, Brooklyn, N. Y.
 My son was afflicted with catarrh, in duced him to try Ely's Cream Balm and the disagreeable catarrhal smell all left him. He appears as well as any one.-J c. Olmstead, Arcola, III.
 Price of Cream Balm is fifty cents.
 Temperance lecturer Friends, how can we stop the sale of liquor?" Inebri- ate Gin the rear of the hall l-"Give it away"
 A PIONEER's RECOMMENDATION-M J. w. Venable, of DOwney, a pioneer of Los Angeles County, Cal, says: "When- ever l am troubled with pain in the stomach or with diarrhGa I use Cham berlains Collie, Cholera and Diarrhma Remedy. l have used it for years, know it to be reliable remedy, and recommend it to every one." For sale by w. w. Lathrop, Stafford Springs; c. l.. Phil lips, South Coventry.
 Why is nail, when driven in tight,
 Like one that is shaky and loose ?"
 ''I give it up; why is it, Jack ?"
 "Why its insecure, you goose"
 Redding's Russia Salve cures all aches and pains from cuts, burns, Scalds, sprains, bruises, boils' felons, sores, rheumatism, etc. Quick and sure. Only 25 cents. At druggists
 There Is a constant yearning in this country for a tramp who can make him self up to resemble the tramps in the comic papers.
 Travellers find safe companion in De Witt's Collie and Cholera Cure. A change in drinking water and in diet often causes severe and dangerous complaints. This medicine always cures them. W.D. Heald Stafford Springs; c. L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 Bostonian-''What do you think of our park system ?" Buffalonian-"In one re spect it's like that of every other city."- Bostonlan-"How Buffalonian Its the finest in the country"
 We recommend De Witt's Collie and Cholera Cure because we believe it a safe and reliable remedy. It's good effects are shown at once in cases of cholera morbus and similar complaints. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs G. L. Phillips, South Coventry.