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The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-10-06

Drs. Copeland, Neal and VIM feel very CRATE
full to the public for the confidence with
which it accepts and responds to their printed
utterances. Their many years experience in
treating all forms of catarrhal and kindred
chronic diseases entities them to speak au-
thoritatively on the subject, and it is Darticu-
larly pleasing to feel that the public appre-
ciates and acknowledges this fact.
Drs. Copeland, Neal and VIM desire to call
attention to the fact that as winter approaches
now is undoubtedly the time to treat catarrh.
Now we have nature to assist us in the treat
ment instead OF retarding it. A months treat
ment now will go long way toward wsrding
off the colds which make life miserable for the
catarrhal sufferer in the winter Place your
may be too late.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-10-06
TREATMENT BY MAIL.

For those desiring the treatment by mail the
first step is to drop a line to Drs. Copeland Neal
and VIM for question list or symptom blank
Return same with answers filed out and treat
ment may be commenced at once. Every mail
brings additional proof of the success of the
mail treatment.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-10-06
NOW IS THE TIME TO TAKE TREATMENT
The SIS Month Rate Remains the Only Charge,
Including Necessary Medicines.
Be Treated Now More
DiflcuIt-The New Treatme s a
he tongue is usually badly coated.

The tongue Is usually badly coated.
The breath is often foul.
There is pain and stiffness in back OF neck.
Extending down the esophageal mucous
membrane, the stomach, and later the bowels,
become affected.
The appetite is abnormal; 1t may be lost, IN
There is a weight, dull pain and q sense Of
burning in the pit OF the stomach after taking
food.
This is accompanied by hatulence and heart
burning.
Alternate constipation or diarrhes:
dull headache, languor, depression OF spir'
its and irritability of temper.
A bitter taste in the mouth.
The tongue Is coated and breath foul.
Pain at the heart, accompanied by palptta-
ton and shortness of breath, making the pa
tient think he has heart disease.
Again, there is a short, dry cough and oeca4
sional paroxysms of an asthmatic character
The skin becomes sallow, dry and rough and
various eruptions appear.
So it is seen that catarrh causes long train
of symptoms but little understood and appre-
ciated by the average physician, because he
comes In contact with so few patients. From
an experience of many years in treating an
average of 100 patients daily, Drs. Copeland
Neal and VIM feel that they are justified in
claiming that catsrrh affects the whole system,
the eyes, ears, nose, throat, bronchial tubes,
lungs, stomach, bowels, kidneys, liver, bladder,
They also feel justified in claiming that their
new system of treatment, consisting of local
medic combined with administration Of
medicine internally, is the only rational
meLnOQ OF cure. In this tney are certainly SuS-
tanned by the hundreds OF testimonials from
reputable citizens which have been published
during the past four years.
THEIR CREDENTIALS.
DR.. W. HI. Copeland is a graduate OF
Bellevue Hospital Medical College OF
New York City, was president of his class
in that famous institution, and, after
thorough hospital training and ex-
perience, devoted his time and attention
to special lines of practice. DIR. Neal and
DR.. Winn passed through a similar
course, and have for years been assoc
ciated with DIR. Copeland.
DR.. j. G. Neal won first honors in col.
lege, and was appointed resident physi-
clan of the City Hospital. He filed the
position with honor and received tho
hospital diploma. He also holds several
gold medals for special excellence in
various branches of medicine, and after
graduation was elected an adjunct
professor OF his college.
DR.. A. Q. Wlnn is a graduate of Bellevue
Hospital Medical College, and of the
medical department of the University OF
Missouri. They have devoted them
selves entirely to the treatment of tn cir
speciaIties. Years of experience in these
special lines, preceded by extensive
hospital work, have fitted them in a
notable degree for the practice of their
profession.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02
STATE OF LOUISIANA,
Parish Of Rapides Tenth Judicial
District Court.
j. W SIMPSON 4 Bro.
VS.. No. 1880.
THEIR CREDITORS

y. W SlMfSDN N bEO.
vs.. No 1850.
THEIR CREDITORS.
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN TO
IN the creditors Off. W. Simpson d
Bro, composed of Jefferson W. Simpson
aud Charles \. Simpson, Of Forest Hill,
Rapidrs parish, La. that they havema,l
Involuntary surrender of their property
for the benefit Of their creditors, which
surrender has been accepted by the hon
orahle the Judge of the Tenth judicial
District Court in and for the Parish of
Rapides and State of Louisiana, and all
proceedings against either the persons or
property of the said firm or tho individ-
nal members thereof has been stayed, and
that . meeting Of the creditors of the said
j. ". Simpson X Bro. will be held before
l.. Y. Marye, Notary Public at his Office
i'll the Town of Alexandria, La. on til,
2lst day of January A. ID. lS95, for the
pnrro Z of explaining exactly the amount
OF their respective claims, to vote for and
elect >yn,lic to administer the property
thus surrendered and to pass. upon he
discharge of he said Insolvents.
~ Witnesses the Honorable Jas
SEAL Andrews aud 4. " Coco Judges
~ J of said Court and given under
my taud aud Seal officially NJ Alexandria.
La on this The l11lh day o; December a.
ID. 1854. {. l.. RANSDELL.
Clerk.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02
The SUMS Three MOtiOna.

Tho SUI, has tllssfeo Know ,tions:
-TTy An axialfotation, which is plain
ly shown by tho appearance and dis
appearance of we'll known spots up
ON his surface. The moan period of
this axial motion is % 1-3 of our
days. (2) A motion around the CEN
ter of gravity Of the whole solar sys-
tenn, motion which can only be as
certaincd by the use of very delicate
instruments on account of his great
mass, which is greater than tho
total of all the other bodies OF the
system combined. 90 A progressive
motion through space in the d;rec.
ton of the constellation of Hercules.
The rate of speed of this last named
motion is not known, but is estimat-
cd to be $50, 900, 600 miles per year,
and some investigators even think it
possible that tho rate will exceed the
above estimate by at least onc-half.
st. Louis Republic.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02
What H. Had Done.

Tho woman cmancipationist hal
tackled the serene old bachelor and
was reading the riot act to him in n
half dozen different places at once,
He squirmed occasionally. but he re-
tanned his serenity.
Have You ever donennything for
tho emancipation Of woman, Id like
TO know" she said coming down the
homestretch.
Indeed l have, madam" he
smiled. Il have remained a bach
clor Detroit Free Press.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02

MAYORS OFFICE, EXECUTIVE DEP'T.,}
Dec. i, 1894. !
/ By reason Of the authority delegated
by the charter of the City Of Alexandria,
and in pursuance of resolutions from the
City Council. /, Thomas cfawley, Mayor
of the City of Alexandria, do issue this
nv proclamation ordering an election to
be held oHs egg
MONDAY, the eth day of JANUARY
- : 1895, We
for snch officers us are provided fof Ivy
tic charter aud i'll the manner prcscrib-
ed, namely. =
One Mayor, "a
One Comptroller, 8
One Treasurer
to be elected by a general vote of the
qualified voters Of the corporation Of
Alexandria: -
Also one Councilman for the First
Ward, to be voted for and, elected by
majority of the voters of that Ward.
Boundary lines-the upper. boundary of
Alexandria rs defined by the charter and
extending down to Elliott Street. Com
missioners of election: II. X. Roberts,
John Kramer and Sam We'll. Polling
place to be at Gossens' store, corner
Fourth and Madison streets. -
One Councilman foPthe Second Ward
to be voted for and elected exclusively,
by a majority of the voters of that Ward,
Boundary lines Upper limit, Elliott ST.,
lower limit, Jackson street Commits
sionrrs of election: l.. l.. Hooe, W.
Griffin aud Ed. Shumakc. Polling place
to he ut Irving McGinnis'' stable
One Councilman for the THIRD Ward,
to be voted for and elected exclusively by,
majority of the voters of that Ward.
Boundary lines Upper limit jackson
street, lower limit Washington street:
Commissioners Of election: Sam Fellows,
Geo. A. Kelly and w. C. johnson. Poll
ing place to he at the Engine House.
One Councilman for the Fourth Ward,
to be voted for and elected exclusively
by majority Of the qualified voters Of
that Ward. Boundary liues-Upper linz
it Washington street, lower limit Cusson
street. Polling place to be at the Court
House. Commissioners Of election-L.
V. Marye, John p. Grogan and Charles
S. Miles.
Ono Councilman for the Fifth Ward,
to be voted for and elected exclusively by
tho qualified voters Of that Ward. Boun-
dairy lines-Uppcr limit Casson street,
lower limit all Of the lower boundary of
Alexandria as defined by the charter.
Commissioners of election John e. Ryan,
w. w. Wilmington and l.. }. Hakenyos.
Polling place to be. ~. the tenement
house OF Judge NJ. Ryan, corner Second
and Ogden streets.
The polls will be opened by tue COM
n,issioners at 8 o'clock a III. aud remain
open until o'clock pm at which hour
the commissioners shall proceed to count
| and tabn!ate the votes cast in their res
pective wards, and when the count SHALL
have been completed make due returns
| thereof to the Mayor aud Council.
Parties Offering to vote must have been
residents of the State one year. of the
Parish six months and of the Ward
thirty days. -s
| . TUOS. CRAWLEY,
| ~ - IL --- AfaYOr.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02
JUDICIAL SALE.
State of Louisiana, Parish Of Rapides-
Tenth judicial District Court.
JULIUS LEVIN & Co. ars1

Clult vi i-oulSiaHt, Il AilSu VI N0pltleb-
Tenth Judicial District Court.
JULIUS LEVIN & Co. @-s@
VS.. No. 1879.
WADE HENLEY, JR
DY VIRTUE OF AND TO SATISFY A
- writ of tieri f.cias issued ont of tho,
Tenth Judicial district Court and to me
directed, as Sheriff of the Parish of Rap
ides, La, commanding me to specially
seize and sell the hereinafter described
property, belonging to Defendant, have
seized aud will offer for sale at public
auction, to the last and highest bidder,
1T the front door of tho Court House, in
the Town of Alexandria, La., between
the hours prescribed by law, on
SATURDAY, THE 18TH DAY OF JAN
UARY, A, u. 1895,
the following described property specially
ordered seized, tu-wit:
The house of Wade Henley, Jr., situat-
ell iii the lower suburbs OF Alexandria,
Rupides Parish, Louisiana, bounded on
the East by Third street, South by prop
ertv of Toney Britt and on the other two
sides by property efMrs. Wade Henley Jr.
Terms of Sale-Cash subject t3 ap-
praisement, D. L. STAFFORD,
Sheriff.
Dec. 26, 1894.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02
FRANK NJ, WEIGH,

>, HERNSifEfN bR6S. " co., !
VS.. No, 1927.
FRANK NJ. WEIGH.
Dl VIRTUE OF AND TO SATISFY
- Hn order Of seizure and sale, issued
from the Honorable Tie 10th Judicial
District Court an', to me directed as Sher-
if of the parish Of Rapides, Louisiana
commanding and authorizing me to spec
tally seize the hereinafter described prop
erty belonging tn defendant, l have seiz-
ed and will offer for sale Mt public
auction to the last aud highest bidder, at
the frontnoo Of the Court House, in the
town Of Alexandria, La, between the
hours prescribed by law, OH
SATURDAY, JANUARY 18TH, A. d. 1895,
The following described property, special
~ seizrd to-wit:
Squares No. s, g, 10, II, 10, 20. q,
%. II, 20 and fractional squares No. -
and 80 Of the Welch Addition to the City
of Alexandria, Rapides parish, Louisiana,
according to map of same made by Elton
Rire, Surveyor, together with all the
buildings ami iiiiiiprexe,le nts thereon, the
same containing about Thirty Five (35)
acres of land, being all that is within
tho ENCLOSURE known rs "rhe Welch
Driving Park" and all that is included
within the following boundaries: Com
mencng ut the intersection Of the West
line of MaTye street in the said WEIGH
Addition, with Gould Avenue (known as
Bayou Rapides RoatD thence following
said West line of Marye Street to proper
~ of the Red River Oil Co., Limited;
thence along the line between the land
of the said Oil Co., and land of f. NJ.
Wrlch to centre of Bayou Rapidcs; thence
fol owing the meanderings of said bayou,
mp stream, tn point where it would in
IL, sect the West line of fractional square
- if it were extended to the center of the
bayou: thence following along the Yves,
lin, of fractional square 81, square 81 and
square 9 to the North West corner of
Square M. Of SAID WEIGH Additions;
thence along the North line of said square
No. { to the North East corner Of said
square 8, thence to the North line Of said
Gould Avennr (known rs the Bayou Rap
idcs L: ad ; thence along he North line
ot sud Avenue to its intersection with
Marye street., the poiut of beginning.
Terms of Sale-Cash, snhjrct to ap-
praisrmeut. ID. 7. STAFFORD,
Sheriff Parish of Rapdes, La.
Dee 10Th.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02
Cure for Headache.

As 4 remedy for all forms Of headache
Electric Bitters las proved to be the
very best. 1t effects Il permanent cure
and the most dreaded habitual sick head
aches yield to its influence. We urge iii
who are afflicted t" procure bottle and
give this rcaietly Il tsir trial. In eases Of
habitual constipation Electric Btters
cures by giving the needed tone to the
bowels. and few cases long resist the use
of this medicine. Try 1t once. Large
bottles only 80 cents at Jacob Geisor's
drug store. esrf
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02
A Household Treasure.

D. w. Fuller, of Canaioharir, N. Y,
says that he ALWAYS keeps DR.. Kings
New Discovery in the hnisc and his fam
iiv has always found the very best re-
Suits follow its nse; that he would not
l,e without it, ifproenrable. &. A. Dyke
man Druggist. CatskilI, N. y, says that
DR.. Kings New Discovery is undoubtedly
the best Congh reur'lv; that he has nsetl
il in his f:mily for eight wears. and il bus
never fule.t to 10 all that is etsimed for
it, Why not try a remedy 50 long trled
and tested. Trial bottles free at GeIgeI
Drug Store. Retail size 53c. and $l.oo
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02

I roLIcR JURY. g@ ass
+ rover, AleAahdFia ..'."'iresldent
san1a W!;,..a - .CoIk
" + Ford. ~. -. .Chsuyyyllle
Is II kandolph Spring Hill
NJ " ni,e $500 'Iaicasleu
+, N yrxsJa 'GstiIs
tpH Davidson. 49,. -. kapidcs + O.
Ed Haruthef .'....'....'.. fHieSllle
u 'A'''"' - = = ; 80 0'so1o''o
=, -
.: = Wa,,s = ,ex,nar;., S,,r, .nd '' sn.,,
!, ~ nr;",,i,n,., a,.x",;, 80
49, - t.,'',.';ii.e
1"u., D." ~ w. W'I 'l i, ~
.,u,",I M.ii.,,.. i,.,',ys M,,,,u
!; " 4 aS s.".s'. 49, t pi"
a = l4.,ti,,,n 80 p;m.,,lI,.
y W nr,.h..r !.
i Ran ! ,.,,x's = wr,ch,,n
JUSTICES OF THE PEACE AND CON
So s@r STABLES: $rieE rs. Il
Alexandria Wxr,l-. .5s;
,,.,;o,, pm. ~ W w,,;.t;n,,+ -,
! u'''N 49, ' -! wa 8 W. - "' ~
faoh"l.
| conssaoles-n W Baltic and Robert
:. rs.:,. w.,.n u -
Justices rsu,c-John Dawson I D
H Hepds,pon, 7 W Sorrelly aud J D X
". Nisf t3 Gga
vo'1'iu.
Constables-J - lhohlas, II Janfcs,
4 Eli Cleveland and + NJ Dnfilho, ~ -
- u,.a ,,,. n;.a,.,, ",
JUSTICES feace-1onh DlAoh anu
G Teal. @ .sssg...res..& a&ss !. q
Glass. 2s SHl' ,se7' Y
Lan,ouries Ward .y.t. .- "a o.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02

WANTED.-E Energetic, Hustling
men to represent American Life u
Accident Insurance Go. in this dis.
nict. Big money guaranteed to
riyhtparties. Bondreqnired. Call
at Co.'S Office, Murray street, next
door to st, Johns Drug Store.
No previous experience necessary.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02
Lyact Definition.

Minnie-What do you understand
by the term "platonic aifcction?'
Mamie-Itu usually means that the
young man feels that he cannot af.
ford to marry. indianapolis Jour
nal
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02
orr Sight is + recious"-

"Yorr Sight is 1 rccious"-
S},ectacles and eyeglasses accu-
ratrly fitted 10y an expert Opticiall
at John j. Fcrguson'S, Jeweler.
Call and have your eyes tested
free of charge.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02

Only Is cents will procure one
years subscription to the LOUISE
ANA DEMOCRAT, one of the most
sterling Democratic Journals in
the State.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY,
- A-s..s U. y. Senator'S ~gx
n c Blanchard term expiring OH the
80 4th Of March, 1897.
Don Catfert, term expiring on The,
.. ,, :. rs. ..s1. 4tl Of March. lss5.
State Officers.

e State Officers. II.
Murphy J. Foster. Governor
------------ ------ . $3.50. .Lieut-Governor
Tlos S Adams. ........ Secretary of State
Milton Cunningham. 49,. Atty-General
John Pickett ........... State Treasurer
w w Heard. :. Auditor Public Accounts
A D Lafargue.... pit Public Education
G Iawks.i Commissioners immigration
III G Newsom.: commissioner Agriculture
j S La,rief. 80. Register State Land Office
" G Burt. ............ Adjutant General
+ Scip,. Senator 18th Senstorial District
Baton Rouge Advocate Estate Printer
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02

TERMS Or COURT FOR RAplDEs PARISH
Is Civil Terns-First Mondays in Janu-
,nry and May. ss~s ..s ads
jury Tcrms--First Mondays iu April
and November. ~ @
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02
ClauSS Scissors

ClauSs Scissors
These celebrated scissors are for
sale ut Mr.. j. }. Fergnson's, the
Jeweler. Every Clauss scissors
are guaranteed.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02

JUDGES ooUgr OF ApPEALs-3RD CIRCUIT:
w r Blackman i. and. Robert Perry
Terms of Commissioned Mondays in
February and july.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02
City Officers.
ALEXANDRIA PGSTOFFlCE DlREC.
3 ae % TORI. :a.aa 10;

jonas Rosenthal. ........... Post Master
VIM Maddox. .....--.-Asst % g
Office hours from /. O'Clock nj to p m.
Money order business closes at p IN.
Registered Letters close at O'clock IN.
go e EsFt5l DISTRICT MAILS. SIS sa,.'s.
/ Hineston, six times a week. Leaves
Alexandria at 1880 a III; arrives at + y IN
Pineville, fourteen times d week.
Leaves alexandria ut l1:30 armand 6 m.
arrives at Alexautlria 10 a III and 4 pm.
Poland, three tines a week. Leaves
Alexandria Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sat
urdays at 6 a Ill: ret rms same days ! p NJ.
latt, once week Leaves Aicxandfia
on Fridays at 8 a IN and returns. same
day at $50 pm.
Kansas City, Watkins & Gulf Railway
to Lake Charles and intermediate post
offices, daily and return same day.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02

q Parties wishing Printing
done will consult their own inter.
ests, by calling upon US or wri-
ting for samples, prices, etc, be-
fore giving their orders else
where.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02

JUDICIAL SALE.

State of Louisiana, Parish of Rapidcs-
Tenth Judicial District Court.
S, HERNsnEiM Bros. & Co.,
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02

TAKE YOUR CHOICE. The LOU
lslANA DEMOCRAT and Semi
Weekly Wmld, one year for S1.3O.
The LOUISIANA DEMOCRAT and
Detroit Free Press one year for
81. 80. The LOUISIANA DEMO
Graf and Louisville Courier Journal
one year for sl.GO. The LOUISA
MA DEMOCRAT and Semi Weekly
St. Louis Republic for 3l.G0. The
LOUISIANA DEMOCRAT and Home
and Farm one year for $l.l0. The
above are splendid combinations,
any one of them being worth ten
times the price of subscription. 4
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02
Kelly House.

IF YOU DESIRE ALL THE CON-
l. forts and privacy of home, life, pa
troliize the KELLY HOUSE, corner of
Fifth and Jacksti, streets, Alexandria,
La. You will find nicely furnished
rooms, clean beds and the best fare that
the market affords. Terms moderate.
e o GEO. A. KELLY,
Oct. 10, 1894. Proprietor,
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02
Beware of OIntnents for Catarrh
that,CDntail Mercury.

as mercury will surely destroy the sense
of smell and completely derange the
whuIc system when entering it through
the mucons surfaces. Such articles
should never he used except on pre-
scriptious from reputable physicians, as
the damage they will do is ten fold to
the good you can possibly derive from
them. Halls Catarrh Cure, manutac-
turcd by F. J Cheney & Co.. Toledo, o.,
contains no mercury, ard is taken in
tcrnally. acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the syrten. In
buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you
yet the genuine. 1t is taken internally
and is made in Toledo, Ohio, by +. j.
Cheney Il 60. Testimonials free. Sold
~ Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1895-01-02
By THE MAYOR.

MAJORS OFFICE, EXECUTIVE Drp'T.,
ALEXANDRIA, La, Z
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1895-07-19
TO PREVENT HORNS.

A cattle-raiser who has had large
experience uses caustic potash to pre-
vent horns growing, and in speaking
of remedies says:
'I consider it useless and cruel to
raise horns. l prefer the caustic pot
ash remedy, as being easier applied
and much cheaper, five cents worth
being enough for about twenty calves.
1t must be kept in an alright bottle,
taking out just as much us you use at
one time and not returning to the
bottle any that is the least bit moist,
rs it dissolves very easily. If you
have but one or two calves, your drug
gist will give you piece about one
and half inches long for penny.
Tie the calls legs let one person hold
the head; clip the hair from around
the horn. nubs the size of nickel,
put something around the caustic to
keep from coming in contact with
your hand; moisten one end of caus-
tic, rub on horn and as far around as
clipped, changing from one to the
other until the skin is thoroughly
burned. Then your work is done,
and you have natural muley.' Do
the work before ten days old sooner
the better. "--Colman's Rural World.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1895-07-19
Cheap at the Price.

The Chicago man who had gone on
q business trip to Omaha had started
home again. He had been compelled
to run several blocks to catch the
train and was somewhat overheated.
The temperature of the car was over
100 degrees and still climbing. He
stood 1T for about five minutes, and
then tried to open window.
1t was one of those car windows
that are not built for opening pur-
poses, and it didn't open. He tricd
another window with the same result.
The third window stuck equally tight,
and he raised his foot and kicked a
large hole through the plate glass.
The conductor heard the crash and
came running into the car.
"Who broke that Window" he de-
manded threateninglY.
II did" said the Chicago man.
"Well, sir, it will cost you just SIS. :"
''Here it is, said the other, hand
ing him SO bill.
I'll haven't change for that" said
the conductor, somewhat taken aback.
"Never mind the change" replied
the Chicago man. ''Keep it."
He raised his foot again, kicked out
another window, took a newspaper
out of his pocket, sat down and went
to reading Us if nothing had occurred.
Chicago Tribune.