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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20
FEW KNOW ABOUT THE SHAKERS.
AN INTERESTING, GOD-FEARING PEOPLE
WHO HAVE GIVEN THE WORLD
MANY IMPORTANT DIS
COVERIEs.

We may not accept their peculiar religious
beliefs nor can we enter into the spirit of
their sacrifices. 1t is not necessary to believe
as they do but we can and do respect their
sincerity of purpose and the honor and up-
rghness which marks all their business
dealings.
The Shakers have always been successful
inventors, and some of the greatest of the
conyeniences of the present day found origin
i'm their settlements.
In one particular they excel all other men
or classes of men, and That is in cultivation
of medicinal herbs and plants and their pre-
paation for use, They have made IL a study
for more than one hundred years lt'is one
of their peculiar industries Theirliyes have
been devoted To- IT,
Their latest and greatest achievement is
the Shaker Digestive Cordial IL is NOT
offered as "a cure for all diseases. Ii does NOT
pretend to be, but one disease il will cureand
that is Indigestion.
Sufferers who resort to its use have not long
To wait 20 see the result The effect is almost
immediate The first dose usually gives
relief and if continued a permanent cure will
follow.
1T not only contains already digested food
but it digests food as well, thus t0nmg up
the general system. An interesting pamphlet
Is now being issued by the Shakers and can
be had for the asking at almost any drug
store
Try twenty-five cent bottle of Digestive
Cordial and see what il will do for YOU.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20
NUGGETS OF NEWS.

Jim DAILY has been engaged by Jim Cor
bett to act as his sparring partner.
The true amount of the gold reserve at
the close of business yesterday was $685.
94S, ,S75.
A London dispatch says Sir John
Barnes, admiralty judge, sailed for New
York today
The Durrant trial was not resumed yes
terday out of consideration for one of the
jurors, who wished to observe the Jewish
new year.
Rev DR.. Parkhurst, who has spent the
summer in Switzerland, was one of the
passengers on the steamship Germanic,
which arrived at New York yesterday.
The Dowager Princess of Battenburg,
whose son, Prince Henry of Battenburg,
is the husband Of Queen Victoria young
est daughter, Princess Beatrice, is dead
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20

lin is time for the Borough Council to adopt
an ordinance governing the use of bicycles on
the public thoroughmres. The vehicles have
become so numerous and many Of the riders
$50 careless and audacious that the borough
auth critics cannot afford to delay action any
longer. discussion Of the subject was re-
vived the other evening when young man
almost ran down two small children at a
crossing and became impudently indignant
when called to account. 1t was at night
when the incident occurred. The rider had
no light displayed and the bell he operated
made noise similar to that of one on toy
carriage at a distance. lie declared that the
street electric lights gave sufficient illumin.
alton. There should be an ordinance requiring
every bicicylist to carry bulls-eye lantern
and a well sounding gong, and the rights of
way Of pedestrians should be mmistakably
fixed with special iniunctions to the wheel
men to keep their bicycles under control at
f.rossings
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20
Two Chicago TelIers Fall.

CHICAGO, Sept. 2O.-A defalcation Of
sl9,SOO on the part of the receiving and
paying tellers of the National Bank of Ill.
inois was admitted by the officers of that
institution. The names of the defaulters
are Joseph II. Wilson and Benjamin r,
Jones. Wilson has confessed to taking
$1,000. Jones is charged with stealing
Sl2,SOO Their plan of working the thing
was simple. Money passed from one to
the other, and their accounts always were
expected to balance. Whenever one was
short the other simply made a dummy
entry, and the thing was fixed. One OF
them went away on a vacation. Then
through the admittance of another to the
Office of the paying teller small Irregular.
ties were discovered, and finally the whole
secret was out. No arrests have been
mazda
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20
WAR CLOUDS I'M sKAzIL.


aud BIooSsded Counaut
RIO JANEIUo, Sept 20 Dispatches from
Para state that French force has landed
north of Amapa and has blockadcd Cou-
mani, close to where the fighting occurred
last May. Governor Cahral who was
prominent i'm the former fighting, Is pre-
pairing to resist the French
The trouble jim May i'm the frontier dis
tr.ct between Brazil and French Guiana
has given rise TO q good deal of bitter con.
uovursy between the two governments
The Brazilian governor, Cabral arrested
% frouchman named Traiane i'm the re
rion which is i'm dispute between the two
countries, The French governor of Guiana
Chaycin, organized am expedition t1 pun
sh Cabrdl and rescue Trliane The eX
petition. led by Captain Luuier. was m.
successful, it's loader and four marines be
ing killed
The French governor, Charveir. was re-
c0llcd TO France for having organized the
expedition without the authority of the
colonial office, and his successor, M. DE
Lamothe, formerly governor of Senegal
was sent out with instructions TO pacify
the region by peaceful measures. Thenews
above looks as though he had decided
peaceful measures to be unavailing and
was about to reopen his predecessors 6
armed controversy with Governor Cabral.
This region is swarming with adven.
turers seeking gold, and mob law is about
the only appeal for differences. COunani
was the location Of a small French settle
ment and it was here that Governor Cabral
and 500 followers captured Trajane, the
leading colonist, and brought him to
Amapa Captain Lunicr's unsuccessful
rescue party destroyed Amapa, where he
landed on May 10, and in the skirmsh
that occurred five Frenchmen were killed
and twenty-four wounded OF Cabrals
men sixty were killed and many wounded.
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THE NATIONAL TREASURY.

There is something wrong with the policy
of government when it increases its debt
300 600 600 dollars in about one years time,
which is about the figure the debt of this
country has been increased under the Cleve-
land administration, with the prospect of a
still further increase in the not far distant
future The Democratic party has always
maintained that our tariff should not be for
protection, but for revenue only, but the
present tariff, with the assistance of increased
internal taxation does not by many millions,
produce revenue enough to pay the expenses
of government, with various appropriations
reduced to the lowest figures possible This
kind of tariff reform, which makes us buyers
from foreign countries, who insist upon being
paid in gold, is rapidly draining the country
of the precious metal and the gold reserve in
1he treasury is again causing great uucasiucss
i'm financial circles. Such reform as this is
responsible for the reyulsiou of rcelmgappar-
eut in the elections of last year. when a
Republican Congress was elected with large
majority, but which. unfortunately, win DE
unable to accomplish anything i'm tine way of
relief as long as a Democratic President d, in
the White House and the country win con-
tnue to suffer until the Executive branch of
the government i-iu harmony with the Lcgis-
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20

WASHINGTON, Sept 20.-John C.Stoner,
who was the manager of an agency of the
Fidelity Building and Loan association at
Harrisburg, Pa, was arrest08 here yester-
Pennsylvania The authorities want
Stoner for alleged fraud in connection
with the association, which is now in the
hands Of a receiver. When the man was
brought before Judge Bradley the latter
refused to deliver him over on the ground
that there was no charge in the Indictment
against him, as no substantive oifense we S
mentioned. The release Of the prisoner
was ordered.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20
GeoreIn Ealtors nt the rnir.

ATLANTA, Sept. 20.-Yesterday was the
calm after the storm at the Cotton States
and international exposition The ma.
chincry which President Cleveland's touch
set in motion Wednesday was moving
with busy whirl, and there was a general
air Of hustle and preparation among the
exhibitors, who were anxious TO put the
finishing touches on thelr displays Yes
terday was Georgia editors day, and the
members of the press associations were in
the grounds i'm hundreds strong. There is
general qualification at the success Of the
opening exercises, and the people of At.
lanta are inclined TO shake hands with
themselves i'm their delight The big show
is now fairly under way, with "a fair field
and no laYor.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20
Found Drowned i'm a Canal.

TRENTON, Sept 2O,-Allan w. Dale, a
Pennsylvania railroad civil engineer,
whose home was in West Philadelphia
was found drowned in the Delaware and
Raritan canal, at Princeton basin, near
Princeton. A post mortem examination
showed that Dale was dead when his body
entered the water, but there was no marks
to indicate foul play. Whether he COM
mitted suicide or was foully dealt with is
not fully established, and an inquest will
be hold next TuesdaY.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20
THE CUBAN INsURREcTlON.



HAVANA, Sept 20-A court martial has
condemned the captain of the American
steamer Mascotte to eight years and the
fireman to ten years imprisonment at
hard labor for landing cartridges in Cuba
for the insurgents.
Dispatches received by the government
report that General Navarro had slSir-
mish with the insurgents near Songo in
which two Cubans were killed and one
prisoner was taken.
A detachment Of the civil guards have
had an engagement with insurgents neal
Encruciiada, in which Miguel Rojas who
joined the insurgents but three days age
in Yagua Ramas, province of Santa Clara,
was killed. The government forces also
captured an insurgent spy.
A band Of 200 Insurgents have taken Ju
mento, in the district of Trinidad, making
prisoners Of one corporal two volunteer
and eight citizens.
General De Campos has left Santiago dc
Cuba for Minas, in the northern part ol
the province.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20
Alleged Dynamiters and murderers on Trial

WmEEsBARRE Pa, Sept. 20. - John
Bierd, James Miller, Sarah Miller and
Hester Brace, all colored, were arraigned
for trial in criminal court yesterday after
noon. They are charged with blowing up
a Hungarian shanty on the mountain with
dynamite last October, by which three
men were killed and several badly injured.
Two others Of the accused party, Frank
Shafer and George Jordan, have turned
states evidence. In case the defendants
are convicted of murder in the first degree,
the two women will be the first of their
sex to be hanged in Luzerne county.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20

James L. Francis Alderman, Chicago says:
II regard Dr. Kings New Discovery as an
Ideal Panacea for Coughs, Colds and Lung
Complaints, having used it in my family for
the last five years, to the exclusion of
physicians prescriptions or other prcpara-
TONS
Rev, John Burgus, keoIuk, Iowa, writes
81 have been a Minister of the Methodist
Episcopal church for 80 years or more, and
have never found anything SO beneficial, or
that gave me such speedy relief as DIR. King 5
New Discovery Try this Ideal Cough
Remedy now Trial bottles free at A.
MasIeN's drug store.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20

WASHINGTON, Sept. 2O.-Rcports from
the battleship Texas are that the vessel is
gradually being put into shape for the
official steam test. The machinery, which
was damaged by the shoal water at the
Norfolk yard, has received a quite general
overhauling. 1t is believed at the depart
ment thatn permanent damage was done
The experience which has been had with
the ship shows that there will certainly be
trouble with her ventilating apparatus,
which was constructed upon the same
plan as that of the Amphitrite, and has
been found to be very defective.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20

New YORK, Sept. 2O,-A barn owned by
John ID. Rockefeller and valued at s., 900,
near Berkeley Inn, Tarrytown, was de-.
stroyed by fire yesterday. There is no
doubt that the fire was of incendiary
origin, for cans Of oil, dynamite and pow
der were found. This is the second fire on
the place within a month, and Mr.. Rookie
feller has offered s., 600 reward for the de-
teclion OF the gnilty parties.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20

Distressing kidney and bladder diseases
relieved in six hours by the New Great
remedy is a great surprise on account of its
exceeding promptness in relieving pain in
the bladder, kidneys, back and every part
Of the urinary passages in male or female
1t relieves retention of water and pain in
passing it almost Immediately. If you want
quick relief and cure this is your remedy
Sold by Isaac Shapiro, druggist 107 South
Mair street.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20

OMAHA, Sept. 20.-Two young men, Civ.
ing the names Of Edward Foster, of Mil.
waukoe, and Harvey L. Barnes, Of Balti-
more, and supposed to be cid bank crooks,
were arrested by detectives. Each made
deposits of several thousand dollars in the
city banks and by an ingenious method OF
checking back and forth the police think
they expected to reap a rich harvest and
skip. When arrested Foster was getting
81, 900 check cashed on Barnes deposit.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20

SHAMoKIN, Pa, Sept 2O.-Having been
informed that scarlet fever existed in the
house of Stanislaus General, Of Excelsior,
Miss Taylor, a Coal township school
teacher, obeyed the rules of the local board
of health and sent Generals two children
home. General called in physician, and
when the latter pronounced every member
of the family well, the father caused Miss
Taylor's arrest because she refused to pay
for the doctors services.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20

EGG HARBoR CITY, n. j., Sept. 2O-A
destructive forest fire started yesterday in
the extensive pine woods south Of this
city, and has burned over an area of three
miles, Many cords Of wood used for piling
have been consumed and several houses
endangered The fire originated from fly
ing cinders from locomotive 1t is yet
raging lercely. and the loss win be heavy
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20
Lightning Plays Havoc.

DUBOIS, Pa, Sept 2O.-A terrible storm
passed over this region yesterday Trees
were leveled and many buildings struck
by lightning. AT Luthersburg, six miles
from here, Daniel Goodlander's barn was
struck and burned Seventeen tons of
hay, wagons, sleighs, farm implements
and five head of fine herses were CON
s11n,pd
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20
A NashvllIe Building collapsed.

NASHVILLE, Sept. 2O.-One wall of the
Colonnade building, in course of erection
fell, buryng six workmen under the de-
bris. 1t was thought at the time that they
had all been crushed to death but after
an hours work they were all dug out alive.
Some Of them were badly injured. Their
names are: John Weatherly, Ed Blair,
Ed Hopkins, George Vaughn, Austin Mil
Ter and A. Jennings.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20
Want a Race in English Waters.

LONDON, sept. 20.-The Sportsman an
nounces that Laycock Goodfellow &
Bell, bankers, of Lombard street, have
cabled to the New York Yacht club an
offer of 81 900 for a race in English waters
between Defender and Valkyrie III. A
check to that amount has been deposited
with the secretary of the Royal Yacht
suuadrOn
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a Roral MeIoome for Defender,s Crsu.

BANGOR, Me, Sept. 2O-A special from
Deer Isle says that the citizens are prepar-
ing royal welcome home for the crew of
the Defender. They will be greeted with
a salute and presented with bouquets of
flowers on their arrival. A band will
escort them to hall where speeches and a
banquet will follow. Captain Half and
wife have been invited.
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READING r. r.
SYSTEM.

Trans ledNe , euduuohD as IOiIuWSs
For New York via Philaoelphia, week
dors, TO- %, 20 a. IN. and II So, 2 55,
55 p. m. Sundays, 10 a. m.
For New York via Mauch Chunk, week
dsys 5 25, 20 a. m and 70 5s, 2 55 p. m.
For Reading and Philadelphia, week days,
2 10, 5 %, 90, a. m. and II 5S, 2 So, 5 80 p.
m. Sundays 2 10 a. m.
For Pottville, week days, 2 II, z 20 a. m.
and IL So, 2 55 s. p. m. sundap 10 a. m.
For Tamaqua and Mahanoy City, week
days, 10, 20, ~ a. IN. and IL 5S, 2 50
. 55 p. m. SUNDAYS, 2 10 a. m.
For Williamsport, Sunbury and Lewisburg,
week davs, 3 %, | 30 a. m. and so, Z 20 p.
m. Sundays, 8 25 a, m.
For Mahanoy Plane, week days, 2 10, %,
5 %, 7 20, II 80 a. m. and l2 s, so, 2 55,
30, 20, 35 p. M Sundays, 10, 25
a. m.
For Ashland and shamokin, week days,
%, 20, / 80 a. m. and 81 7 20, 80 p.
m. Sundays, 25 a. m.
For Baltimore, Washington and the West
via B. g. o. r. r., through trains leave Read
ing Terminal, Philadelphia, (P. & R. R. r.
at 3 90, So, IL 90 a. m. and 46, 727 p. m.
Sundays 8 20, 90, IL 20 8. m and 46, q
p m. Additional trains from Twynty-fourth
and Chestnut streets station, week days, so,
Al, s % p. m. Sundays, 50, % p. m.
TRAINS FOR SHENANDOAH.
L cave New York via Philadelphia, week
days, 800 m 80, 90, 30 p. m. and
y j night, Sundays, 6 90 p. IN.
Leave New York via Mauch Chunk, week
days, 4 80, 9 10 a. m, and 10, 4 80 p. m
Leave Philadelphia, Reading Terminal,
week days, 30, S 80, 10 90 a. m. and 4 90,
500, 1 80 p m. Sundays, II 80 p. n..
Leave Reading, week days, 80, 10,
1906, ll.6O a. m. and b5, 7'57 p. m. sun
days, 1876 a. m.
Leave Pottsville elk days, 2 50, 74O a.
IN. and u 80, u p. m. Sundays, 2 35
a. m.
Leave Tamaqra, week days, l8, 8 so,
II % a. m. and 20 is, Is p. m. Sundays,
s a. III.
Leave Mahanoy City, week days, 2 As,
92I, Il AZ a. m. and 81, 7 80, "a p. m.
Sundays, 45 a m.
Leave Mahanoy Plane week days,2 40, 90,
6 30, 9 81, IL SO a. IN. and - 5s, O6, 20,
8 26, SO, 10 10 p. III. Sundays, 2 40, 4 90
a. m.
Leave Willamsport, week DAYS, s42,
10 10 a. m. and 3d. II 10 p. IL Sundays,
II Is p. m.
ATLANTIC CITY D VISION
Leave Philadelphia, Chestnut st. Wharf
and South Street Wharf for Atlantic City.
Week days Express, 90 a. m, (Satur-
days only SO), 90, 90, 4 90, 5 90 p. IN
Accommodation, 90 a. M, As p. m.
Sunday-EXpress, s 90, 90, 90 a. m.
Accommodation 90 a. m. and 80 p. m.
RETURNING LEAVE ATLANTIC CITY
Depot t,corner Atlantic and Arkansas avenues,
Week days-EXpress, 90, 40, 90 a.
M, il aud 30 p. m. Accommodation, s Is
a. m. and 4 80 p. m.
Sunday-EXpress, 4 90, l5, 90 p. m
Accommodation, 10 a. M, and 4 Is p. M.
Parlor Cars on al Express trains.
I. A. SWEIGARD, C. g. HANCOCK,
General Superintendent. Gen. Pass. Agt
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GilmOre's Aromatic Wine

A tonic for ladies. If you are suf-
fering from weakness and feel
exhausted and nervous; are getting
thin and all run down, Gilmore S
Aromatic Wine will bring roses to
your cheeks and restore you to
flesh and plumpness, Mothers, use
it for your daughters. It is the
regulator and corrector for all all
ments peculiar to womanhood. It
promotes digestion, enriches the
blood and gives lasting strength.
Sold by
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20

"The use of 'Costoria is so universal and
its merits so well known that it seems a work
Of supererogation to endorse it. Few are the
intelligent families who do not keep Castoria
within easy reach
CARLOS MARTYR, D. D.,
New York City.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-20

Fifteen years actual experience Gold Anal
gam and Porcelain Filings, Gold Crowns, Por-
ceain Crowns, Aluminium Crowns. Best teeth
l SlOoO no better made At any price Teeth s3 eS'
ont air, 25c. Allowance made where teeth are
out ON new plates. All work guaranteed. Lady
attendant always present
oGee hours Every day. to p. m. Sundays
to p. m.
3O1z East Centre St., Shenandoah, Pa.
Max Reese's residence, front room upstairs
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Castoria.

''Castoria isso well adapted TO ochildren that
Irecommeud it as superior toanyprescription
known to me-" II. A. ARCHER, M d.,
iii So. Oxford St. Brooklyn, N. Y.
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"For several years have recommended
Castoria, and shall always continue to do
so, as it has invariably produced beneficial
results"
EDWIN i PARDEE, NJ. D.,
125th Street and 1th Ave, New York City
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Tur CENrAuR COMPANY a MunRAY STREET, New YORK Cry.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-11-29

They had been engaged for several
months. my life" he whispered, one
evening, shave not the qualities which
make me acceptable to you been sufR-i
GENTLY tried to satisfy you of their
genuineness?"
She hesitated only a moment.
'Yes," she answered, firmly. "A for
tune that can. survive such a year as
the past has been must be pretty solid
Darling, am yours. "-Cincinnat En-
quirer.
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He Knew from Exper,ence.

Bobbie-Mamma, if I were to run
away to sea would you feel very badly
about it?
Bobbie's Mother-Why, of course 1
would, Bobbie.
Bobbie (whO has been on YACHT
Well, | don't believe you would feel
half as badly as | would after had
been out little while.-Judge.
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Making Folks Happy.

S. S. Teacher-Have you made any
one happy this week?
Little Girl-Yes'm. Mrs. Highupp
has baby, and it's a awful squally,
red-faced little brat; but wen 1 met
Mrs. Highupp yesterday, told her she
had the sweetest, prettiest baby ever
saw.-GOod News.
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HE WAS a STRANGER.

Col Sims Idea of How an Evening Could
Be Spent.
They are telling good joke on Col.
William ID. Sim. The colonel is very
fond of games of chance and is apt to
think all men are like him in that re-
spect One evening while at dinner at
the Ponce de Leon hotel. at st. Angus
tine, during recent visit to Florida,
his neigh Dor at the table, a stranger to
him, said:
81 beg your pardon, sir, but can you
tell me how ! can pass the evening
pleasantly? | am stranger here and
alone"
Without CHANGING at his questioner
the colonel paused, with his loaded
fork midway between his mouth and
plate. and said:
''Oh. there's no trouble in finding a
way to spend Your evenings You can
firt with the pretty girls, buck the
tiger at the Casino, or take hand in a
quiet little game of poker right here in
the house"
With a Mortified look the stranger
hurriedly finished his meal and left the
table. amid the suppressed smiles of
the other guests some of whom recOg-
Eized him as prominent minister of
the gospel from the north. When the
colonel learned the identity of his
questioner he sought him out and
offered an apology, which was accepted
with the remark:
"Well, colonel. You certainly gave
me an insight into the social recrea-
tions OF the place which could not
have gained in any other way, and so.
suppose, are entitled to thanks. -
BROOKLYN Eagle.
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No Use for Geography,

'Where is the island of Cuba sit
uated?" asked the teacher of small.
rather forlorn-looking boy.
81 dunno, sir"
Don't you know where your sugar
comes from?'
"Yes, sir. We borrows it from the
woman next door."-Pearson's