Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1895-05-23
4 Kick Coming.

Knowing that you always have
your kolems open too everybodie
when they hav emmy cumplante too
make take my penn in hande to
rite you few lines upon a subieck
that conserns not only me, but evry
patruotick sitiseu of Linkiu countie.
It is about that newfangled biznes
they hav in Toledo which they
call Kremery. l want too say
rite now, dog gone the Kremery.
Why Mister editur it is goin to bee
the runashun of our fare countie.
Evryboddie iii the hole regun
seams too hav gone plum eileen
crazy about the fule thing. NY
nabors hav ben tauking to me about
selling milk too the plaggy thing
but am to smart for that. Why
hav onley got cows and it is Just
all the old wuman and the gurls
kan du too git euuff milk frum
them too Use at home after the
Eaves git all they want. One of mi
nabors has onley got I COWS and
went over too his hous the other
day and wud you believe it, he wuz
just killing KAT that wus wurth
nifty neer to dollers. asst him
what he dun that fer and he sed
that it did not pay too raze steer
kaves as it pade better too sell the
milk too the Kremery. lust see
what fule he wuz. Why razed
5 kaves last yeer and solde them
for 81 dollers in good olde mummy
this spreeng. 1t wus not a bit of
trubble too raze them ether, as the
old wuman and the gurls dun all
the munkeyen with them. Itmakes
me mad too see the people ack
such fules over the old Kremery.
Why, TUX my gun and went down
too toledo the uther day too see the
people and have chat with them,
l went mitey erly cose wanted to
shute sum pigins on the way, and
that mite traid a duzen pigens for
terbacker. I didn't bleev eny
boddie wud bee too town yet when
/ got thar, but bles you, it lookt
like ofjuly. l went down too
the dixie on the tideland too see if
there wus eny pigeus thare, and
thare stood the old Kremery with
CRATE gang round it. Well node
that twas no use too hunt pigens
and that | wud tauk politicks
awhile. The first man hit OH
pollticks told me that his milk
tested nifty high fore pur sent that
morning. l left him loan and
tackled anuther man and asst him if
he did not think old Cleeveland and
Karlil ought to bee strung up. He
lookt kinder funnie and sed that he
had too go home and kill steer
kaves that day and didn't have
time too tauk. And that's lest the
way 1t went for cupple of ours,
when all at wunce seed that they
wer all gone. l asst store keaper
WHARF thay all went, and he sed
they had gon home. Jest think Of
1t mister editur. Why ust too
cum too town and tauk polyticks
all day, but now cant find env-
boddie too tauk too, thay are all SO
cussed wild about the Kreemery
Why actly went home before
nine myself. The old wuman and
the gurls thot wus sick becos
cum home SO erley, and the wurst
OF it wus, when kinder got rested
after got home i found that i had
been so badly ratteld in town i had
forgot too git my terbacker and had
too go cleer too the Docks to git
some that afternune.
think Mister editur that the
Kreemery out to bee broke up.
Why sum of my fule nabers are
tauking of slashing the hill sides
and soing grass, and maxim fences,
and feeden thare COWS all winter,
and all such fule stuff. 1t wont be
3 yeers, Mister editur, if the
creemery keeps on before the wild
gain will be almost druv out of the
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