The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1895-12-21
SOME posrsceIps,

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and I THERE m oi''I Z. jug. asr ~, y
me Post man who Who ssaoetlas-
gathering Information IN ~ -. b d.
edition, got his chat, 'or ths INA, N
p tha ,ro Of the hotel plaza a ~
Its an old feud 4, -.
, eaI;or said ID, the old resident . ,.sn ~
every two months than 'aalls ii,
al about Dn' a, another, r Everybody Vi Il ~ .
s,u ,us live In anotssss Y atssta \
r. 'n NIL. good lookup WIT, own, III T.
p a,liny came here on Lung lazy d
n 0,oWh' Mrs. Brown s. vlsit to an
he Ia "a, REGULAR high tenaS s ssr
ae young men acquain,assa etiAls, /,
sem Tuhs fellow lell In Iowa vi, wlth Ia.
serve n ME poem 10 our n s,tn ~
rvi,,,,, TO MISS JtpKTnsNsss;
VIZ a is, Mrs. t. Montcaim a
We loved to see her wss, Bfss$
No, bi omI 81 simple white.
a, Is on, rose In hsrh.,.
Tbe Its mirs, Browns that MN NV
ice ialrest of them 81, n'sat
WIZ. 5000 with blushts -,
t-non pbr. ns the gaslight ~.
"Tbot, om ner lovely head" suda
feud." ' "na' itasta
II don't see anything xroo, =.
poem" said Tho Post MAJ Oa y, WIZ
nSlle crude but contains no,bis, NE y
well" said the ola r.,ls..,
poem was all right as It was v,,,,..
t s e, originated In the new ,r,,..
nee The morning after n -, v4 Y,
tthle society editress "a, MA "a Mt
She is an old maid, AND d sSd ~ d
the second line daite ny nro sne ol1a't Vi
ner pencil through IL gTThv. ~ ~.
Using manager prowlaa ,r,a w An
tne EDITORS mail as usual saa wa
poem. Old Brown owed NV au ~
PACK subscription. and ~ " als
manager struck out the tnp,.dS' sa1
said Old Brown shouldn,t' 0 VT ~
advertising in that Office ~. ~
OF vile happened to come IN h WI, wv
there was any square, perfuinss s Nv
among his NAL, and sha rsss wy,
was at the Browns party hs,,.i
Wnen she read the line ia, a..
Miss Judklns The fairest N r ,Ssa
sle turned uD her nose and ss,., ~
out. Then the editor himself ~, a NV
II. He Is heavily interested ~ WI
electric light plant, and hIs b,,s ~
lumned on the line While hrlvht ~ ~
light shone' in a hurry, Later ~ ~
the printers came In and rrabbsaN Y \
or copy, and this poem was srrs,s
You know what printers Mi, II n,
give them chance, so here Il M Y,
the poem came out In the paper.
ITO MISS JUDKiNu,
Nisitfng Mrs, T. Montcaln Buv,,
We loved to see her wear
Nothing but rose In her hsr
She stood with bushes red
Upon her lovely head"
And you see" continued the On ~
dent, 1.-THE Judkinses got mad"
An old man with long white chlr ~
kers and a derby hat two sizes nj
dropped into Main street drs n
yesterday and beckoned a clerk on, \
corner. He was about 6 years Oh
he wore bright red neckik All 4
trying to smoke a very bad sut Fw
cigar in as off hand a style n pdsiNa
young man." he said. w ~
ask you few question:, III n n
you a big watermelon up frtn N III
next summer. l came to Hakn \ ~
this here carnival. and % ~ Mal
Right now, before 20 any asAat M
you got any hair dyer"
Plenty Of it."
ANY Of this real black i@u5 y
looks blue in the sunshinsr
Yes"
IAN right then, now III pvuN IN
know anything about THU IN
docterin'?"
well, yes. something"
"And wldders: do you feel thls NEy
nosticate a few lines about wiaass
II cant tell what you are dfisi1f
said the clerk. What IL u you W.
know" o.
I'm a gettin' to the pint NY w. W.
hair dye. Monroe doctern, xna ~
Got them all down in yer miia'
Yes, but" -, ~
Jest hold on, now, and ~ ~
There's the whoppinest tL Nv III
widder moved lnro the adjlain w
ne. you aver see, and Ell ! N.Y.
female heart she has cast tyes o. w
unon Yours truly. Now 81 uys
mere white whiskers ! ketcae W,
blackin' said whiskers and inssII1a
four fingers ov rye where J. piow,s
longs kicks IN my heels ana J .y1
,p and salutes the wilder ike ! 0S
"well." said the clerk 'our nln
wat a minute, young Teller, y,
the other hand / hears rumos ,r X
this mornln'. and | hears 1 sls 4
about this here Monroe ooess II re
uses hair dye and trains uor .naiis, VI
years Of age ketches we s J IA
turns into peart ana cuaR sh, II
what ie liable TO be made ~ IA ~ ih
here great war. Ell ! sNes .sintes N
dye the recruitin' sargsnis XII, s.i' an n
white hairs aud passes " che ba
big chances on TIE WINE ,nsn rhi
to moeun' twi1et win e.. " avn III.
been divorced and ties n W Il ~
and this here Monroe uor OFT, X ttst
Keeps me from pulling ~ IA dys
maxim n strong play Win , ne yeaS
would you do, Of you "'A
lerT' .. will be an
soon" snid the clerk; :, hear T.
Je,r''Sns, hattie of blue va
dye fur - cents thai s99a Sefort \
TO purpose 70 that Wsnshss Of WI
dry' and risk the cna sls MAR baass
taEin' water agin on 'uN'
,,.,,, hut a slight u
ba rniS holiday rs "E.yn music; minor not ~
by ny' the finger Of Fate slipping 81 ID y
keys, as anthems of relo' s,ss m,rJ-
mas care carols n, maN stood ,d yesterday u 4
,he ARREST fancy and dry q sV Ind
nm Main street watching ,ly llsaIs,
U iii d;ressed buyers, riosni, liz 40
Wa W. ,nrping over the ei;lsas rcoh,
Christnas notions and non White TN
prssnntlv a little slim, srosd
crent tinidly through ~ n hi, u
ctTp she was dressssaa and css
o o,a ba,. shoes were patehs,as nth ! "a
~ she looked about PEI
baif uournful, half ssa asae fcrsi
nan oinrk saw her and e ~ asked
"veu, what is i''
sh9 Piegse sir" she a. a.'s we ~
yoire "mamrha gaNSry :