New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-03
THE TALK or THE DAY.

The income of new cariinal for the first year,
5000 francs, is spent in fees.
II Did-"Am right in supposing that strong
drink brought you to where you are? asked mo
u g,iess YOU air." admitted Mr. Dismal Dawson.
I'D jest soon stay in the country az ID t9Nn'
eff there was only the booze to be had' -'ih'laH-
apois Journal
The enormous crop of sugar beets in Nebraska
has led some farmers to go into the business OF
making whiskey out of them.
Maternal Pride.-"Just think Of IT," she SAID
proudly. as the voice of her rose above all
the Sher FINK K 6 wallis 1sge asked ys her husband
Hiram and all those other boys conversing in
Greek just natural and Easy as If IL was their
natural tongue" -(Washington Star.
The John Worthy Manual Tralning-Schoo. ot
Chicago, which was completed six months ago. a.
no pupils yet and there is little prospect that It III
have any 1t cost $4,000. and the city made { n
appropriation of $4,000 for it.
His Curiosity Grathed.-"what can your sex DO
madam" asked the cynical caller. in case II be-
I'VE may not be able to mai il, sir" replied with
dignity the new woman VINO naq gonT vii, h'o boi.
pin."-(Chicago Tribune
The Illinois Society OF the Sons Of the Revolution
has made queer bunder 1t will give banquet
in Chicago this evening, under the impression that
to-day Is the anniversary of the evacuation Of New
York by the British.
According to the best authorities the only striGty
honest and truthful people in ASIA Minor are We
Yezidi or Devil Worshippers Their parucu'ass
prophet is Lucifer and they hold the name 81
Satan in such veneraton that they are struck with
horror when they hear Mosiem or CHRISTIAN , D,as-
pheme it; and when one OF the 1ezidi proh9nunoe55
the name those who hear 1t are saln 70 De OoH'.
to kill first the basphemer then themselves. ~.
Christian missionaries among them qhaniihoGLs l
represent them as far superior moraIiy 10 III
HISTORIAN. Gregorian or Mahometan neisa66oIs.
They are perfectly honest" says Recus snow snow
They are also extremely courteous TO strangers,
kind to each other, faithful to the marriage VOW
for devil worshippers!-(Boston Transcript
The Rev. Father ]. ]. Mcdonnell, pastor OF st.
Peters Church. Saratoga, has just returned rom
Rome with a number of precious ana holy
relies which he will have placed in his
church. He reports that they comprise
particle OF the true cross. particle OF the
veil of the Virgin Mary particle OF the robe OK
ST. Joseph. particles OF the bones OF St Ann .
Joachim, St Peter and st. Paul. and various relics
of saints, martyrs, missionaries and Popes. Ac-
companyng the relics documents attestng their
authenticity vouched for by Cardinal. IL is be-
eved by Catholics that some of these relics possess
miraculous powers.
A new fad has recently taken quite a strong grip
on the community. and it has disposed OF many %
cent pieces. This is the l0-cent book. volume
shaped something like a scrapbook. with holes ini
each page II you pace lO-cent piece in one o.
these it is held in place until every hole In the book
cieties started these books and the young ladies
belonging to them carry the books around win
t chem Of ana ,nsy friends It IS SURPRISING
how many lO-cent banks are in daily use in me
city They may be found In thousands or homes
and many men and boys carry them about In their
rockets Ii Is said that there is quite demand
FOR these banks in the stores where they are soid'
-(Boston Journal
II Mrs Katherine lyman HInksons verses were
little better than they are. should have dismissed
the sovenly style and the weak construction OF
THE Way of Maid with the consong reiie''os
that poets never could write novels As IL turns ou'
we are forced to face the dismal fact that the lady
has simply missed her vocation. Her novel has been
eloquent,y described In the advertisements as
vivid portrayal OF Irish life, but there Is more gen
uine Hibernian color to be had in five minutes
walk through East Fourteenth-st. than In all the
800 pages OF THE Way OF a Maid" To make mat
ers worse there is not even dialect enough In II 10
flavor "a paltry chapter although it must be al
mitted that "whsht. whlsht achora' goes long
way. AS for excitement the single specimen We
have been able TO discover Is contained In the line IN
which the author records of Hl.lari that he
kicked coal into the CRATE"
What makes you look solemn whispered
fashionable Austin lady TO another In church. JUST
before the services began. -. - - -
i've got good reason to be mad" was the re-
What is IT."
II dressed myself up In this new suit | ordered
from New-York and went TO church TO show II
OFF"
"Well, what OF it?' asked the other party. ,
Our clock was a whole hour fast, ana ! hai
to sit In that empty church without ANYBODY 10 see
my new clothes. and they are SO becoming 10 my
complexion There nobody 10 see them for
whole hour, and might just az well have had no
The Lord is in His Holy Temple. let all the
earth keep silence before Him. was the openins
versation lost to the reporter-(rexas Sfti9ss