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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-07-29
Scranton July 2S.
Resolutions Of Coincidence.

At a regular meeting of Sam Sloan d.
vision, 27G. Brotherhood of Locomotive En-
gineers. held July 2S, 1895, committee
was appointed to draft the following reso-
lutons:
Whereas, 1t has pleased our Heavenly
Father to remove from our midst our
worthy brother, Joe Wrlgley, who died
Of Hodgkin's disease on the morning OF
July Is.
Resolved, That while we bow down in
submission to the will of Him that giveth
and taketh away, we realize with profound
sorrow, the loss No. 276 has sustained by
the death Of our respected brother.
Resolved, That our heartfelt sympathy
be extended to his father, brothers and s!s-
ter In their deep afIiiction and sorrow. and
that we commend them to the loving care
Of Him. who hath said. "Thy will, Oh
Lord, be done"
Resolved, That our charter be draped in
mourning for thirty days, and that copy
Of these resolutions be sent to the be-
reaved family and spread upon the min
utes and published in the daily papers.
c. p. Ashelman, +. II. Poole, L. 8. Hand,
Committee.
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BEL, Lack. and Western.

Effect Monday, June "a, 1886
Trains leave Scranton as follows. Cx.
press for New York and all points Fast.
LAO. $50. 5.l5. 800 and 955 am; l255 and s.3i
pm.
phia and the south, 6.b. 500 and 955 am,
1855 and Sa pm.
Washington and way stations, s.55 nm.
Tobyhanna accommodation, 6l0 %. m.
Express for Binghamton, Osweso. III.
mira, Corning. Bath, Dansville, Mount
Morris and Buffalo, l2.lo. 235 am, and ll
Pm, making close connections at Buf-
falo TO all points in the West Northwest
and Southwest.
Bath accommodation, 9 am.
BinShamton and way stations, I2S7 n. m.
Nicholson accommodation. at 4 p. m. and
6.lo p. m.
Bingbamton and Elmira Express. sos
Express for Cortland, Syracuse, Osweso
Utica and Richfeld Springs, 2.35 am. and
Ithaca, 2.25 and Bath Gam. and 1.2pm.
For Eorthunber rland, Pittston, Wilkes.
Barre, Plymouth. bloomsbury and ban.
vile, making close connections at North.
sunderland for Willamsport. Harrisburg.
Baltimore, Washington and the South.
Northumberland and intermediate stas
tions, coo, 9.55 am. and 1.co and 607 pm
Nanticoke and intermediate stations.
sos and ll.20 am. Plymouth and inter.
mediate stations, $40 and S52 pm.
Pullman parlor ard sleeping coaches On
oil express trains
For detailed information, pocket time
tables. etc, apply 70 NJ. L. Smith. city
ticket eflce. 3g Lackawanna avenue. Or
depot ticket 'Snlce.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-07-29
SurDriscd Miss Lewis,

Miss Sadie Lewis, Of Deckers court,
was pleasantly surprised Thursday eve
ming by number of her friends. The
evening was spent In every enjoyable
way to pass time, and the guests all
expressed their good opinion of their
hostess. Those present were: Misses
Olive Escott, Katie Abraham, Carry
Reid, Annie James, Lizzie Watkins.
Dolly Edglnton. Jennie Seward, Sadie
Lewis, Sarah Davis, Lavada Mccarthy
and Msssrs. John Markwick. Edward
Harris. Lemuel Jones. David Phillips,
Charles Dickson, George Hawkins,
Harry Koch.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-07-29

Catherine. an eleven-months-old child
of Mr.. and Mrs. Reese Llewllyn, or
Price street, died yesterday. The fu-
neral Will occur Tuesday at 2 o'clock.
Interment will be made In the WASH
burn street cemetery.
The funeral of the late Joseph Wrig-
ley was held Saturday from the home
of his father on Twelfth street. Rev.
DIR. L. c. Floyd preached an impress
sive obituary sermon, and members Of
the Columbia Hose company and the
brotherhood of Locomotive Engines
attended in body. The body was
bourne to Factoryvile for interment.
The obsequples of the late Emme
Thomas, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Conner Thomas. of Lands street, were
conducted yesterday afternoon at
o'clock by Rev. j. T. Morris, of the
Welsh Calvinistic church.
The late Mary Dougherty will be
buried this morning.
The funeral of the late lamented Mrs.
William Richards will occur this after
noon.
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Personal and Otherwise.

Professors James Hughes, Daniel
Phillips and John Jones enjoyed an out
ing to Bald Mount Saturday. Though
storm arose while the gentlemen We're
on the height, the cave was utilized for
shelter and the storm blew in vain.
Miss Mary Williams and niece, Ethel,
have returned from a two weeks stay
at leetville.
A. Healey is building house on Fill
more avenue.
Benjamin Hughes, Of WashIburn
street, is at Atlantic City.
Harry Davis, of North Sumner ave-
nue., is at Lansford enjoying a vacation.
Those who will attend the trolley
party from this side which was sched-
uled for Thursday night are reminded
that the affair has been re-arranged for
Tuesday night.
Mrs. Esther Cahoon and daughter,
Esther, Of Carbondale, are visiting on
Jackson street.
George Traut, of Swetland street, was
recently injured. the hurt necessitating
the amputation Of a finger.
Miss Helen Mott Is at Lake Winola.
The Elsinpre camping party is now
at Lake Winola. The members are
Misses Belle Doud. Clara Neimeyer,
Alice Miller. Carrie Fellows, Mrs. Lucy
Fellows. chaperon; Harry Acker, Harry
Randolph, Harry Neimeyer and frank
Williams.
Mrs. Thomas Jones. of Rowland ave-
nale. is at Ocean Grove.
Miss Jessie Rowe. Of Plttston, Is WIS.,
iting relatives on this ide.
Elmer Hughe Is III.
Mrs. II. f. Thomas. Of Fourteenth
street, Is Ill.
MFR. and Mrs. John F. Randolph spent
yesterday 1t Greenwood.
Mr.. and Mrs. r.. J.. Nichols, Of At
lantic City, left for home Saturday, af-
ter a visit to Mrs. Randolph Jones. of
Jackson street.
Miss Alice Green, OF North Sumner
avenue. returned q few days ago from
q stay at Moscow.
Miss Nettle Hoffman, daughter OF
John Hoffman, trustee Of the State Nor.
ns.l school. and her friend, Miss Smith,
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EACH WON A GAME.
Rochester and Springfield Break Ever
Before 10000 Spectators.

BEFORE 1O.OOO spectators.
Rochester, N. T., July 2s.-Springfield
ard Rochester played two games this
afternoon in the presence of nearly TO-
600 spectators and broke even.
Baldwin started to pitch the first
game for Rochester. and In the initial
inning was slugged s1 over the lot for
eight singles and II 2le. which made
nine runs for Springfei'.. Robinson re-
placed him In the third and did better,
but the home team could not out down
the lead gained by Springfield, and the
visitors had their own way for the rest
Of the game.
Umpire Doescker was hit In the back
with batted ball during the first game,
which caused him toAretire. Baldwin
and Gruber umpired the second game.
Harper and Callahan were pitted
againgt each other I'm the second game
ana the former had the best OF It. 1t
was pretty exhibition from start to
finish.. The, Rochesters welded their
bats at timely intervals and 'Helded like
dends. Scores:
First gane-
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-07-29
Special to the Scranton Tribune

Carbondale, July T.-Colonel Benja-
min Franklin Ellis sung, and. In his
singing, sighed. His soft blue eyes, his
dark brown voice. and his orange and
black habiliments completed color
poem that shamed nature in her widest
and grandest Monkey Run mood.
Peter Anderson was the Alpha and
Omega of the game. He was the cap
tain, and everybody settled at his of
flce. Only four hits were secured from
his speedy shoots, and In only one in
ming were consecutive hits made. An
amusing feature of the game was the
kicking Of the Pottsville's against their
own club-mate. Red Hughes, who
started in to umpire.
The same teams play here today and
tomorrow. Following 10 the official
score: t
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SPRINGFIELD.

Earned runs-Rochester, 4; Springfield,
l. First base on errors-Rachester. 4.
Two-base hits-O' Brien. Berger. Gunson.
Three-base htts-Berger, Lynch. Home
run-Lush. Stolen bases-,Hsmburg. Har-
per. Callahan ., Shannon. Schetfler. Double
plays-Shannon to Mcdonald. Sacrifice
h.ts-Keenan, White, Lynch. Left on
bases-Rochester, 5; Springfield. Z. Bases
on bahs-Oft Harper. 2; on Callahan, 4.
Struck out-By Harper, 1; by Callahan Z.
Hit by pitcher-O'Brien, Schefiler Time
2.l5. Umpires-Baldwin and Gruber.
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of Stroudsburg, are the guests OF Mrs
David Ireland. OF South Rebecca ave-
nue..
before are Lewis q. Parry and daugh-
ters, Bessie and Marian, OF Back street:
John r. Thomas. of Jackson street;
Mrs. Thomas Jones. OF Rowland ave-
nue..
Mrs. James Nelson and children, of
North Garfield avenue. have returned
from visit at Carbondale.
Miss Ella Dillon and brosher, Max, OF
Bloomsburg. are the guests of Frank
Slote. of Lincoln avenue
Mrs. Marvin Conklin, OF Garfield ave-
nue.. has returned from a visit I'D coun-
try.
Miss Hattie Jones, OF North Lincoln
avenue. returned Friday from a visit at
Moscow.
The first West Side permanent fire.
man TO 20 on vacatiop Is Tom Conlin.
or the Hook and Ladder company.
owing to diminished appropriation
this year the employees will be allowed
seven Instead OF the usual ten DAYS rest
On Wednesday evening at the home
OF Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Schnell, OF Nir,h h
street. their daughter, Miss Mary
Schnell. was married to Charles Tran
sue, of Eynon street. Rev. Mr.. Zitzle-
man, or Miffiin avenue, performed the
ceremony. Miss Sadie Schnell, sister
or the bride, accompanied the latter
and John Slower encouraged the groom.
Congratulations meet the newly welded
cOuple ON every hand
West Side Business DIRECTORY.
BICYCLES repaired, scissors ground
tools sharpened, saws filed, keys fitted,
machines repaired by w. l.. Steenback,
dealer In Guns, Fishing Tackle, under
West Side Bank
PHOTOGRAPHERS Photos. 81. 40
per dozen. They are Just lovely. Con.
vince yourself by calling at Starner's
Photo Pariors. 10l and l03 South Main
avenue.
BARBER.-EIair cutting and shaving done
In first-class manner at John II. Rey-
noid's Barber Shop, at Fairchild's Hotel
GROCERiES - Revere Standard Java
Coffee Is unexceled. The leading coffee
OF the day. For sale only at F. w. Ma.
son x Co. Fine Groceries. 116 South
Main avenue.
SECOND HAND FURNITURE-CASH
Tor anything you have to sell. Furni.
ture, Stoves. Tools, etc. Call and SEQ
the stock of J. c. King. 1924 and 1926
jackson street.
WALL PAPER-Go to Fred Reynolds.
2o6 North Main avenue, and see his
complete line OF Wall Paper, Paints
and Window Shades. Just opened with
new stock.
PLUMBING-Willlam d. Criffiths, 113
North Main avenue, does frst-class
Plumbing, Steam Heat and Gas Fitting.
Satisfaction is strictly guaranteed.
Alas fer Alnck.
You ask why / look so blue
Alas! and alack-a-day,
It's because-this Is entire nous
Of a Lass and a lack ne nav
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-07-29
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Sundays games resulted disastrous
ly for Cleveland and Baltimore, which,
with the game lost by Cleveland Sat-
urday. brings the leaders back a peg
or two. The biggest surprise Of the two
days was the defeat of Baltimore yes
terday by the Louisvilles who made
seven errors. and who were defeated
almost four to one by Baltimore on Sat
urday. BY winning yesterday from the
Browns, Brooiyn Gusts Philadelphia
from seventh place.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-07-29
MRANEY'S OFF.DAY.
Buffalo Pounds Him for Total Of 90
Rascs and Won with Ease

Bases and Won with Ease.
Buffalo, N. Y. July 2S.-Buffalo
played fine game in the field and at
bat today, and easily defeated the
Scranton team.
McGinnis was very effective for the
home team, and the few hits secured off
his delivery were kept we'll scattered
until the ninth inning. when having the
game won, he let UP and by brace Of
single and . double two runs were
squeezed in by Scranton.
Meaney, too. pitched steady game,
but the local batsmen had his curves
guased to a ntcety, and pounded them
for q total Of twenty-nine bases. At
tendance. 1000. Score:
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RAlROAD TIMETABLES
Central Railroad of Now Is,.ss,.

Central Railroad OF New Jersey.
(Lehigh and susquehanp. r;,'
Anthracite coal Used eycip.,n.is.
tng cleanliness and comfort sAsSs'
TIME TABLE, IN ErFEtsr TIME /, ,ece
Trains leave Scranton for P,tt.tSn.
WLkes.Sa etc., at S.30. aE u. 81 W.
LIZ, ].vV S.vo, o'ev, 'to p. IN. Sundays. no5
For Auantle M City, $40 am.
For New York. Newark and ElIsaNS.sh.
fet parior carl. s;o5 (sxpressS p.m nm snn. Sus.
arrives at Philadeiphla, Reaa,nsS nS 2: m.
inal, 6.3l p. m. and New Yors, ~ TerIn'
For Mauch Chunk, AilenfoG~o p m;
hem. Easton and PsiladsipSis u .b6esnle'
Ia sss' 40 y , except PhilsdsIphiSS D. I'M. m.
For Long Branch. Ocean crov.. -. =.
$50 a. m. 0hrough coach. IL - osc'' ss
For Reading. Lebanon ana Harr,.,,,..
vta Anentf4rwn; $50 a. m. La, 500 D. n. b.
Rsturnins. Sf leave S New e NJ; Yo;f aA 3 gon, n
erty street, North river. st iS iSot OF LIB
am, l.io, 80 40 (express wy w,,S ,}Se1brsssS
oarlor carr pm. Sunday, I.N 81 m ouass
Leave Philadelphia, READING To-u,,.,
o.c0 am. 20o and $50 pm. SunSnv s1S
Through tickets to all points n, ,o,...
rates may be had on applicat,on ~ ~
vance TO the ticket agent al The sta ~ tInn no'
II. I. BALDWIN.
o,u.r,cr>, Gen; Pass. Agent
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Tylcr's Record Breaker,

Lynn, Mass. July 2S.-Harry c. Tyler,
the Springfield flyer, carried off the honors
at the Glenmore park UynD bicycle races
Saturday afternoon. Not only did he de-
feat Sanger more than one-sixth of mills
in the five-mile professional race, but he
broke the record at this distance, his timc
being lin. SO 4-5s. The four-mile record
also went to him in ON. 15s.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-07-29
CARD FROM MR.. COLEMAN,

Editor Of The Tribune.
Sir: An article appeared in today's Sum
day News which does a great injustice.
The night which 1t states that attended
a meeting Of the Peoples party was
watching by the side of a dying relative
and every assertion made In relation to
me Is false have instructed my lawyer
to prepare papers for n case in libel
against the Sunday News. Until then I
ask the public to suspend Judgment.
NJ. J. Coleman.
Gcra anfnn July
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Earned runs-Carbondale, 4: Pottsville. !.
Two-base hits-Massey. Anderson. Eus-
tace. Left on bases-Carbondale. s; Potts
vile, 5. Double plays-Patchen to Sales to
Massey; Fuller to Conroy to Fuller; Con-
roy to Eustace to Fuller Sacrifice hits
Westlake, Hill. Stanhope. Stolen bases
Westlake. Staltz, Ellis, Hill, Stanhope.
First base, on balls-Of Anderson, 2; off
Cain. .. Struck out-By Anderson, 6. Hit
by pitcher-By Anderson. l. Passed balls
-Stanhope. 3. Umpires-Hughes, Fox and
Yerkes. Time-l.4l.
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Mark baldwin Released.

Rochester. July 2S-At the close OF this
afternoons game with Springfield, the
Rochester management gave notice to
Mark Baldwin, the ex-Natlonal league
pitcher, that his services would no longer
be required. Baldwin won very few games
for Rochester and unless he pulls himself
together. his days In the box will soon be
over.
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SCRANTON.

Earned runs-Buffallo, s.; Scranton, 3.
FIRST base on errors-Buffalo. 2: Scranton.
!. Two-base hits-Field 2, McGinnis,
Stearns, Meaney. Three-base ht-Shear-
on. Home runs-Clymer. Lewee. Smith.
Sacrifice hit-Lewee. Stolen bases-Shear-
on 2, Clymer Q, Hetne. First base on balls
-Off McGinnis. 81; off Meaney. 8. Passed
bails-Smith, l. Struck out-By McGinnis,
4; by Meaney, 8. Left on bases-Buffalo.
II; Scranton. 5. T,me-135. Umpire
6wartwood.
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Urnder this heading short letters of In.
forest will be published when accompa-
MED. for publication, by the writer's
name. The Tribune will not bo held re-.
sponsiblo for opinions here expressed.)
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Standing Of Eastern League Clubs.

Today's Eastern League Games.
Syracuse at Scranton.
Rochester at Wilkes-Barre
TOmorrOw's Eastern League Games.
Syracuse at Scranton.
Rochester at Wilkes-Barre.
Buffalo at Springfield.
Toronto at Providence
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Erie and Wyoming Valley.

Trains les-a Scranton FOR New YorA
and intermediate poin:s on she Erie rail.
Honesdaie, HaWioy ana local points J.;
100, $40 a. m. and 32ir. m.
All the above arc through trains to and
from Honesdale.
Train for Lake Ar 80 =. m.
Trains leave for Wilses-BarTe at 6. 80 a.
m. and 3.45 p. m.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-07-29
To My Lowcuts.

In the spring the russell shoelets
In the brightest tan are dressed,
But with many applications.
Many strange and gluey liquors,
They grow darker still and darker
Till they look like all possessed.
New York World.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-07-29

When Baby vas sick. W gave her castorsA
Whom she was Child, she cried for CastoeiA
whcn she became kiss, he clung to Castosia.
when she bad Chidrsn. she savsthsu Casaosia
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EASTERN LEAGUE.

Meaney was an easy mark for Buffa-
los heavy hitters yesterday and Scran-
ton was beaten from the beginning.
The hits they secured Off McGinnis We're
few and far between. Rochester and
Springfield split even. and only for the
poor work OF Pitcher Mark. Rochester
might have captured both games.
The youthful "Canuck," Robertson, re-
placed the big ex-National Lacquer and
did well. Harper clearly outpitched
Callahan In the second game.
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"Do your Jokes seem funny TO you when
you see, them the second time? the in
q,,isltive girl asked.
"It depends" said Timmins, "whether
they come back to me'in manuscript Or
In prlnt.-Indlanapolls Journal.
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ON Other SIDE OF channel
Some Events Of the Day on the West
Side OF the City Noted.
MANY DEATHS AND FUNERALS
surprise Party Toudcrcd TO, Miss Sadie
Lewis. OF Deckcr's Court
riago of Miss Schuell and Miss
Transue by Rov. Mr.. Litzlcman.

1.-THE West Side interests of Tho Tribune
have been placed In tho hands of Emer-
son Owen. to whom all news announce
ments and complaints may be addressed
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-07-29
LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE,

Bicycle Races
this afternoon, Up. M, at Driving park.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-07-29

Coughlin. 2. Wild pitch-Chssbro. l. Time
-1i5. Umpire-Doescher.
Second game
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bicycle Races
II Depends

this afternoon, p. M. at Driving park.
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Saturdays Games.

At Cleveland r. HE.
Cleveland .........0 0 00O20-2 Z 6
Boston ............0 014101-s 0
Batteries-Young and thinner; Stivetts
and CANCEL. Umpire-Emslie.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1895-03-26

might have been found before; in fact,
they can only be seen clearly with the
higher powers Of the microscope. They
are globular, silicious, and covered with
the radiating spine which have given
them their name Of radlalaria. Their
modern representatives are somewhat
larger, for they can sometimes be seer
with good lens, and they live on the
surface Of the ocean, far from land
When the animals die, their finty shells
fall slowly to the bottom. and, acccumu-
lating there, form chief constituent
Of the material brought 10 Ihe surface
by the deepest soundings.
The beds in which the shells have
now been found by Mr.. Barrels and his
pupil, Mr., Cayeux. are among the ear
Hest rocks certainly deposited from wa
ter, and the group is called the Algon-
khan. The discovery will give a new inn
pulse TO the use Of the microscope, and
most of the work on the organic re-
mains of the very old rocks will proba-
bly, be done with that instrument.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1895-03-26
BORN.

Wing-Actors like poets, must be
born! Flies-Yes; but the Gerry society
stands 'em off longer-Puck.
His First Game of Cards.-"Dinnis,
phwat's troomp2" "Shamrocks." Jaw
yez mean clubsr' "Pfwell, shelaiees,
thlnw-Harper's Bazaar.
The Wife during a row)-The villain
in the play is always a man. The Illus
band-Yes, and 1t is always a woman
who makes hin one-Tid-Blts.
Buggins-W Why all this talk about the
new woman? Muggins-I suppose be-
cause I'D isn't safe to refer to any wo
man as "the old woman. Philadelphia
Record.
Ctrcumstantial extraordinarily
dear, there's Grape on the Dobbs door.
Some ONE must have died. Maude
Impossible. I'm sure the doctor hasn't
been there for weelSs.-Harlem Life.
Tommy-Pop what's the difference
between a bon mot and al joke? Tom
my's Pop-A bon mot is something you
tell friend, and a joke is something
friend tells Philadelphia Rec
ord
''Do you think that Mr.. Addicks is
fitted to be in the United States senator"
said one statesman. well, replied the
other thoughtfully, ut seems to take
him good while to- do anything
Washington Star.
Weary Walker-Say mister, gimme a
dime Dignified Wayfarer-Give you a
dime! l think you are more in need Of
manners than money. Weary Walker
Well, struck yer fer what I fought
We he'd most wallpapers Bazaar.
What do you knew about French
dishesi?" asked Mrs. Upperten to the
applicant for employment as cook. II
know enough about thin to make thin,
but ntver to ate them" was the reply.
She was ngaged.-Harper's Bazaar.
eI suppose" remarked Tatterdon Torn
to the fly bartender "if l asked you to
give me drink until next week you
would not refuse?" 81 trust not" re-
piled the bartender. And somehow Tat
terdon Torn walked out without asking.
Philadelphia Record.