The daily morning journal and courier., 1895-06-20
H,H,S. GLASS DAY EXERCISES
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 wondered if 1t used trot.*
 u And now just word about my broth CT historian, William r. Clark. Clark endeavors to carry his six feet one and
 a half with great dignity, but he Is wholly unable to control himself when
 he hears such queries as, willie, is it
 cool away up there?" and "Mr. Clark, | please bend over; want to fasten this flower on your coat" Of course the
 former question he treats with con- l tempt, but as to the latter-well, it re- l quires very little Co(e)action to accom-
 in actual business he wrote the follow I ing letter
 Messrs. x. Y. E.:
 Dear Sirs-My Co(e) adjutor informs *me of your intention to dissolve Co(e)-
 partnership. Please call and settle inn
 mediately that bill your Co(e)operatives contracted with us: otherwise we shall
 be compelled to sue. Respectfully, I CLARK & COO). The teacher thought it rather rude for
 Clark's classmates to laugh as they did,
 but he did not see the Co(e)nectlon. 'Merely Co(e)incidence. that's all," re-
 marked Clark. Murphy and Clark were going down to music one day when they
 met a youngster coming along smoking
 a cigarette. Murphy wished to take it
 away from the lad, but Clark said he would persuade him to throw 1t away,
 Accordingly Clark stopped the youngs-
 ter and addressed him thus: Now my
 good little man, don't you know if you
 don't stop smoking cigarettes you won't
 grow any more? Now won't you throw
 it away for me2' The youth surveyed
 Clark at first with a look of scorn; then
 a smile rippled over his face as he ex- claimed, Say I wouldn't mind throw ing it away, mister, and stopping smok- ing altogether if I'd grow as big as you are" This was too much for Murphy, whose laughter caused Clark to give up his idea of reforming the young urchin. Since Clark began giving lectures on Graphic Algebra he would be pleased henceforth to be called Professor Clark.
 There Is a little picturesque point of land that juts proudly out into the water of our harbor spot that me thinks would gradually fall asleep and fail to be indicated upon our maps were 1t not for the occasional whir of an electric car and the roar of the waves
 
 were recalling to their depths and back to It's native home the oyster for which the point is famed and named. Amid such environments lives Kowalewski the Doubling Thomas, and great Ob- jector of the class. If there is any sig niticance whatever in a name, surely Victor Alexandria, Napoleon, George Washington Kowalewsld should accom- plish something wonderful. But never mind Vic, when the back woods of Maine are able to develop great poli- ticians, surely there is a chance for you in your cottage by the sea, But why speak of politicians? Ah--yes,- politician, one great word in Kowalew- | skis vocabulary that outshines all oth- | CTS, the great aim of his life. He has | already ventured forth on his career. | He has become a full-fedged man. He | has cast his vote as a citizen of the | United States, and 1t wasn't lost, either. Who of our classmates does not re- his maiden effort at stump | speaking, when he vehemently de- | an organization in New York as a huge monster with its shiny clawsw But Rowalewski our best wish is that we may some day have oc- ,asion to behold your name emblazon- ed on the pages of our daiiies and then with pride we will point you out as a member of H. H. s. 95.
 The most wide-awake young man in the class Is Howard c. Meserve. Mes erve has taken the advantage of the extremely low prices of horses and has purchased several for trotting purposes, He held the record in our German class for rapidity and elegant use of Eng ish, in translatlng which Is only one of his many remarkable traits.
 He recently wrote to New York in- quiring for a horse which he heard was on sale there. It was said to be very | fine animal of Grecian type. One can easily guess why we call Meserve Dem osthenes. Meserve used to go down in the railroad cut back of the school and while the trains would rumble by he | would try to drown the noise with his own voice. Meserve says it is more and better for all purposes than going to the seashore He doubts f Demosthenes would have been satis- fed with the roar of the sea if he had such clamorous devices in his days as steam cars. No doubt more than one thought 1t a case of insanity | IS they saw Meserve with his arm up- ifted in the widest gestures; or possi- ,ly heard him shout, Round the rug ,ed rock, the ragged rascal ran," his .hoice selection for practice in articula- ion.
 Hence every time the sound of an ap- preaching train broke upon the still less of the schoolroon, Meserve was all ways called upon to recite as he could ,e plainly heard all over the room
 r. Francis McDermott is considered ne of the best boys in the class, but hat is when he is absent. McDermott las always tried to acquire fame as a ractical joker; but he is a sad failure { n tht line One of his jokes which oc- urred in the fourth class is still re- { nembered by his classmates. The lass was reciting very poorly in Latin 7 nd the teacher threatened an extra ession after school McDermott await