New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-24
TIE TALK or THE DAP.

Philadelphia Is to have grand opera OF its own
next winter whereupon THE Inquirer" remarks:
The custom OF bringing the opera from New-Yogk
and the custom Of going to New-York to hear OPP
both entirely unnecessary. and Il is a good
sign of the reawakening OF Philadelphia spirit
that both customs 10 be abolished"
At Church.-TlrcI Chid-Alar,ma. how much id
you put In tho collection?
Nother-A quarter my dear.
Tired ChiId-Nc.t, tniS preacher gives an awful
lot FOR the monoy.-(Pittsburg Bulletin.
Two Nebraska clergymen declare that the OPEN
Ing Of the Worlds Fair on sunday caused tire
hard times.
may 90 out to play!" NO. You must sit st.ll
in the kitchcn?' You may not want YOU to st
perfectly quiet" Another pause. Nanny,
NOV my dear G boy' P nave told You twice that
want you to sit Just where you are and be quiet,
MIA, may I-grow?'-Hlrpers Young People.
pauper in Leinster. ireland, aged los. who
has been Protestant ali his life. has just become
a Catholic.
Religious Chess.-Efne-P Please. Uncle Arthur do
come ana play chess me With VIII me %cn, o r,
It's sunday.
Budget.
The Presbyterian Church OF Goshen. y. Y. Is
celebrating the 10Th anniversary OF its organiza-
ton this week
Unutterabie.-"Do you not sometimes have soul
full warnings which you long To convey in words
but cannot" asked the sentimental girl.
Yes. indeed" replied the young man. II was
once dreadfu.y anxious TO send home for money
and didn't have the price OF a telegram. "-(Wash-
ineton Star
\ young lady organist in Montreal Church
very anxious 10 make good impression by her
playing on Il visiting clergyman one Sunday Tho
organ pumped by obstrcperous old sexton.
who would often stop when he thought the organ
voluntary had lasted long enough This day the or
ganist anxious that all should 80 WELL and
the service about to begin she wrote
intended solely for the sections eye He took 1t,
and in spite OF her antagonized beckonngs carried
Il straight to the preacher What was tina; gentle
rams establishment when he read: "Obllge me this
morning by blowing away till give you the signal
to stop. Mss Alien"
The following are few theses. automatically
curious thoughts OF former Partisan medical stu
dents:
rs water more healthy than wlne?" de22)
Robert De6onnaire: Are infants born with a caul
Andre Gudget: Are heroes not born at the tenth
month d645l . -,
hd mpse Sa@n 4 in In ay s $3.50
lis Getting drunk once month healthfug' Gs4s)
should literary men marry" Q7i5)-(Cincinna1
lancet-Cllnic.
feature OF the Cotton States Exposition in
Atlanta. Ca, will be the production OF a spectacu
lar play based on the career OF fernando De Soto
and his band of Spanish cavaliers in the early
history OF America. \ company OF New-York ard
Atlanta capitalists has been organized by Mrs.
Littleton. with a capital stock OF 100000 TO pro-
duce this spectacular drama. They Will build a
theatre ana present in tableaus the romantic ana
adventurous career OF DE Soto In Georgia, Ala
bama and Florida. drawing partly on tradition ana
partly on Imagination.
An Aslnine Insnuation"I do you happen to
be called JACKIE" ~
"Oh. IL is Just a nickname"
81 didn't know but that IL was an Authorization"
indianapolis Journal.
THE Youths Companion" tells Of a church choir
that repeated many times. oh turn my nj Oh
turn my pi- Oh. turn my pi-. Oh turn my
pious soul to thee" Dean Hole tells IN his Nav
Memories how one of these anthems ANNOYED tha
first bishop Of the Episcopal Church OF Connecticut
DR.. Samuel Seabury. The Bishop was visiting IN,
parish Of Middetowr. and an anthem composed by
Il local musician. was sung. The words were those
OF the 1850 Psalm and eight times the singers re-
peated the phrase. That ran down upon the beard"
At a dinner, after the service the Bishop wa,
asked. AT the suggestion Of the composer what he
thought OF the music oh" he replied 81 dare saw
II very good but sympathized SO with Aaron
that | could not attend properly. | thought that
the running down OF the ointment eight times could
hardly have left a hair upon his head"
A rather amusing instance OF where we are at"
animation Of three candidates bv the NeM,yeern-
PIesbytery. They were asked their opinion OF The
fate after death, OF Socrates and Plato. One de,
cared the two Greeks eternaiy one fsl,
sure they had another chance given them In the
next world. and the third made the essentially
Presbytery decided that IN each case the examinae
ton was satisfactory lliartford Courant