St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1895-10-11
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"Mr. Spea ker," exclaimed member o
the New South Wales parliament, my
colleague taunts me with a desire fOl
fame, scorn the imputatior, sir Fame
sir What is fame? 1t is shaved pig
with a creased tall which slips through
the hands Of thous rnds and then is acci
dentally caught by some lucky fellow
who happens to hold on to it. let the
greasy tailed quadruped go by me with
out an effort to clutch it, sir. It'd Bits
First cubman Cooking over paper)-
BY Jovel The engagement of Miss Van
Domus and old TiIcott is announced
She appears to have really accepted him
Second clubman-Yes; and, they say,
told him everything First clubman-
What couragel Second clubman-What
a memory Vogue.
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