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The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1895-03-08
THE GREAT
LIVER, KIDNEY AND CONSTIPATION
CURE.

The Manager Of our Com
pany is a practical physician
and chemist, and nothing
will pass through his hands
without being first tested and
proven fully up to the
standard.
We ask you to procure a
bottle Of
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1895-03-08
LIvERINE is also an excellent
KIDNEY COMPOUND.

A genuine reuovatnr Of the sNatem
without leaving any bad after effect.
LIVERINE has no equal for the
relief Of INDIGESTION, caused by
defective action Of the Liver or OBJ
structed Kidneys.
LIvERINE cures sour stomach,
bilious and sick headaches, bitter
taste In the mouth, dizziness, roaring
ringing in the ears, liver coughs, pain
and soreness in the stomach. jaundice,
and all other affections Of the human
system caused by defective LIVER
LIVERINE is n positive and Ger
tain cure for chronic
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1895-03-08
LIVERINE

from your druggist. II he does not
have 1t in stock, ask him to send TO
the ANCHOR s CHEMICAL Co., Leb-
anon, Oregon, or to any wholesale drug
house, where is is t, be had IN any
quantities desired.
LIvERINE Is pleasant to teke.
Any child will take il with relish
Even babe will not refuse 1t.
The properties Of IIyERINE are
mildly laxative in small aoses and
actively purgative when taken in full
doses. 1t acts on the liver as no other
compound does-mildly, thoroughly,
without creating nausea, vomiting or
gripping. The latter quality has made
1t ageneral favorite with women before
and after confinement.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14
Turning the Tables.

About o'clock in the morning few
days ago it was raining hard and was
cold enough for heavy overcoat. There
were few people on the avenue, but at
the corner of Thirteenth street an old
might liner" had halted his cab and
was waiting for job. In order to keep
from getting wet be had climbed inside
the cab, and naturally enough had conc
to sleep. y nicely dressed man passed
by, and seeing the cab apparently unoc-
cupied stopped and commenced a search
for the driver. 1t finally occurred to
him that the "cabby" might be inside,
SO be opened tho door and shouted in a
loud voice.
Hello, there Wake up and take me
up on North Capitol street. -
There was no response. The cabman
was dead to the world, and the would
be customer, at length becoming angry,
seized the apparently inanimate form Of
the driver and dragged him from the
cab.
Whats the natter" inquired cab
by as he rubbed his eyes and tried TO
get Oh earth once more
Il wanted to go to North Capitol
street, said the man, adding few IN
mentionable words
We'll, why don't yen go?' queried
the oahman as he climbed back into the
vehicle and nestled down for sleep.
There was no other cab in sight, and
the man, evidently thoroughbred, re-
marked as he buttoned his coat tightly
around his mock:
I'm be blessed if don't go, and
jumping on the box he seized the reins
and drove rapidly down the avenue. =
Washington Post
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14

A nicely dressed young man. with an
air Of TACK pots" and ACE fulls"
about him, walked into a pawnshop
on Sixth street near Market recently
and said to the proprietor:
Have you got any poker chips?'
mo, hut we have some nice second
hand billiard balls, - answered the
pawnbroker.
What in the world would l want
with billiard balls?" asked the young
man.
why, slice 'em, and there you have
all the poker chips you want.
Every body within earshot grinned
and the young man walked away with
the expression on his face of man who
had been a victim Of good practical
joke. Louisville Courier Journal.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14
". c. T. o. ITEMS.

contributed by Ladies Commhtee-
rhe anti-lottery bill has passed the
onse Of representatives, anu only
,saits the presidents signature to
become law.
~ the repeal Of the Delaware
,attle law children i'm mat state
: nrohibited from enteringi saloons
~ the purchase of Intoxicating
liquors.
afiss Willard wishes it stated
hat any articles of hers that have
,npeared in Sunday papers have
,sen published without her authori-
otion. She has repeatedly declined
[avantaeeous offers to contribute to
These papers, and would not know
Enolv do anything so inconsistent
4 M q harmful to the society OF
which she is the president.
south Australian women are en-
|franchised. The bin gives the fran
,hise TO all women on the same terms
!. "a men, no barrier being made to
,,revgnt women from becoming par
iia1nentary representatives.
1--WE have great reason to rejoice
yer the fact that New Jersey, al
tbonph among the last, has secured
|+be passage Of a scientific temper
arce instruction law for public
sebools. also south Carolina, leaving
,niv four states without one in our
glorious United States. The tide is
|aow ing in the right direction. New
'. j. seq Notes.
me Hawaiian w. 9. Il. Z. has is
sned its tenth annual report of work
accomplished in the great cause.
|rrhe pamphlet includes an account
If the tenth annual meeting, a re-
.oae Of the ten years work Of the
nnion by Mary S. Whitney, presi-
dent. and Miss Mary Il. Green gives
IN interesting account Of her mission
Ito the f1dWdlldllS. L hC oVSlSNJ oSiiN
.enrolls twenty-five of the original
tand, and is planning to send tenn
oerance missionaries to other islands
En- the group.-Union Signal.
We have been persistently urging
he trade to unity of action against
r. common enemy. Small as may
be the political power of the prohi-
btionists. they make up for that in
Dertmacity and sticking quality.
You can dodge the elephant, but
ION can't the fly said Josh Billings.
Legislators don't seem to be able to
Hodge the prohibition fly, hence the
Enactment of so many restrictive
measures which hamper the liquor
Wine and Spirit Gazette.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14
A nonhle Dose

The youngster was about to get a
switching from his father for fighting.
"Say. pop" sobbed the kid, lou
think it is fair fer Teller to git two
lickin fer fightin?"
"Of course not. I'm not going to give
you two whippings.
mo, but You re goin to give me one,
and got one already from the boy l
was fghtin. Detroit Free Press.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14
one on the Lady.

ITO whom are we indebted for this
call?n smiled Mrs Waitabit as she
greeted a good looking man at the front
door
The butcher. ma am, was the re.
ply. "Its 80. S. There's the bill -
Burlington (Ia. Gazette.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14
Agreed To.

Ethel--Papa is glad to have you come,
but he says you must start for home at
10 o'clock.
George-That' all right, but when
must go?-New York World
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14
Helping Him out.

Strawber-Just as was proposing to
Miss Pensteck last evening my suspend
ers parted in the middle. don t know
what would have done if she hadn t
accepted me.
Singerly-What difference did that
makef
Strawber-W Why, she let me wear
hers home --Clothier and Furnisher
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14
Heartless.

"Oh, William, she cried, chow can
you DO SO cruel? You have let the flies
light all over my cake y
He came and kissed away her tears.
BLESS her tender hearth he exclaim-
ed
Then he told her how science had
made it practically certain that flies
have no feeling anyway and probably
didn't suffer a bit Detroit Tribune.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14
she Must See 1t.

She-It is very nice to go to the thea
ter, but You never take me along when
you 60
He--Well, I'll take you with me to-
night, There is play on the boards
you ought to see.
What is it?''
The Tanning Of the Shrew. -
Texas Siftings,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14

Dewitt's witch Hazel Salye cured j. g. Gprrel
o thr worst case of eczema ever known ia the
state OF Indiana. cures scalds burns indolent
sores ard, never fails 10 cure piles. w. II. Par
pEAux,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14
Nflsdt.

Littlo Ethel--What makes the baby
cry so?
Little Dot-Mamma says its cause
he's getting teeth.
Little Ethel-They must be- awful
had fit Good News.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14
70 the County Clerk OF Iowa County
County Clerks once. Iowa County.

County Clerks Office. Iowa County.
Dodgevilie, Wis. Feb 2lfh A. D. 1895.
Notice is hereby given. That NJ the election
to be held in the several towns, wards villages
and election districts OF the state OF Wisconsin.
on the first Tuesday Of April, A. y. 1895, being
the second day Of said month. the following
Judicial officer is to be elected to-witi
justice Of the supreme court, for the full
term, commencing on the first Monday in Jan
uary, A, d 1896. Ia place IL Honorable John D.
winsow. whose term OF office win expire on
the first Monday 10 January. A. d. 1899.
Said election TO be held and conducted, votes
canyassed and returns made in accordance with
law
Given under my hand and official seal, at the
city of Dodgevie. In said county, the goth day
OF February. A y. 1885,
IsEALl b. q. JONES.
County Clerk.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14
FOX SALE BY }. H. VIVIAN.
NOTICE OF JUDICIAL ELECTION.
CTATE OF WISCONSIN
Dpuorfnanfo Of state

GTATE OF WISCONSIN -
- Department OF state
Notice is hereh, given, that Judicial Elec-
ton TO be held in the several towns, wards, vii
lagos and election district of the state Of Wis
consin on the First Tuesday OF April, a.. p. 1925,
being The second day of said month, the follow
ing officer is 10 be elected to-wit:
justice of the supreme court for the full
term commencing en- the first Monday in Janu-
AIRY, A. D. 1926, place of the Honorable John
n. Winslow. whose term Of Office viii expire
on the first Monday in january. A. y. 1896
Said election will be held and conducted,
votes counted and returns made IN accordance
with law.
Given under my hand and official seal, in the
city of Madison, this 9TH day of February, A.
d. 1895.
[sEALl HENRY CASSON,
Secretary OF State.
To the County Clerk OF Iowa County.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14
Parents, Heed This Warning.

Youngsters under II years Of age
aefeey warned to keep off the
isl it the yards III this city. under
'i'1 " " arrest. y. III. SNOW.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14

A g,Gleman of this county who has excellent
H1gment remarked to us the other day that
b knew ol no pill, so good for constipation,
|yspepsa and liver complaint as Dc Wits Lit
e Eaily Risers. ". II. PRIDEtUx.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14

EG~ Prompt paYment Of assess
leats to ne S. w. Wis. Industrial
association means stopping Of inter-
st charges.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14

DESIRABLE city lots on Garden
Pine and Iowa streets, Harrison's
'uryey, Mineral Point, can be had Al
reasonable figures.
5Otf J. G. ROBERTS.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14

NRs. CAPE, public reader and
.eaehor Of elocution. Engagements
Aado for private recitals. Dodge
rille Wis. 3tf
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14

Go 10 Eden & Blewett's and see
lie Perfect Washer, the best made,
satisfaction guaranteed. or no sale. 4
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14

PIANOS AND ORGANS tuned or re-
paired. Leave orders at Hanscom's
'ook store,-32tf J. G. REMFREY.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14

ALL the local news and all the gen
eral news Of "A year for $l60 cash in
advance, through the TRIBUNE and
Weekly Inter Ocean. tt
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14

blank books. Do you need any for
i1eFihg new year accounts? Go to
iah-Com's. 8
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14

u -ic.-Miss. A. G. Gale, teacher of
'.allo md organ, from National Con-
sltory Of Music, New York. 4Otf
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14

1T is not a miracle ont cure everything,
but ii cures les. That's what DeWitt's Witch
Hazel save vii do. bee ause ii has done 1t in
hundreds of cases, w. H.PRIDEtUx.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14
TEACHERS --z
EXAMINATIONS.
:: IOWA COUNTY

: IOWA. COUNTY
Pubic examinations for teachers in Iowa
county will be held as follow:
Jonesdale.. .. February 18th and 10Th
Linden .. February 2sth. March LIST
Arena .... ............ March 4th and 9Th
Highland ........4.... March 9Th AMI sth
Ayoca ~ - March llth aud 18th
DodgeviIle ...... . March l4tb and 18th
Work will begin promptly at 9 "a. m each day.
Common school examinations the examina.
tions Of pupils OF the Upper Form. for com
mon school diplomas-will be held February
2slh and March LIST. Questions and directions
VIII be sent 10 district clerks
Teachers In the common schools OF Iowa
county are urged to follow tbs course pre-
scribed III the manuel, and those not supplied
with manuels may obtain them by applying to
the department Of public instruction.
EMMA c. UNDERWOOD.
1w5 County Supt.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14
seHooh REPORT for month ending
,iarch s, 1895, in district No. ,. town

Pupils neither absent nor tardy during the
month We're. Roy Reese and William. John
bnd Carl Boase.
Absent but one day Faank Pokinghorn.
The attendance Of few others was
cry GOOD, and, as is generally the
Ease. those who are the most regular
juattendance make the best progress,
Department good.
The term of four months closed
Friday evening, March Sth, with an
Entertainment consisting of vocal
|nd instrumental music, Rotations
|leclamations, dialogues and concert
|ecitations. The house was we'll
[lled with attentive listeners, all OF
Whom seemed well pleased with the
of the children.
= Ii. ScHELLENGER, Teacher.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14

FINE stationery and tablets. Head
quarters at Hanscom's. 5
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14
tfuctioA IN ms tfumentaI
Mnctc

! " III he home Monday, Tuesday,
'~.iay and saturday of each
~ ana Will take pupils on Piano,
s. ~ violin, Guitar, Banjo and
ai.i Instruments. Leave orders at
..a1st ! drug store, or call at resi-
S. north Of Mr.. Jos. Gundry's.
!. ~. NJ. ALDERsoN.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14

II. VIVIAN A. n srANsaoAE VIVIAN, N. n.
vivian A. SOFA.
IIHYsI0IANS AND SURGEONS Mineral Pt. WIS.
/ once IN Nivian's Drug Store.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-03-14
Professional Cards.
PHYSICIANS

S. P. DEAH0Fs, N. Mrs N, Il. DEAA0FE, NJ. o.
Physicians and Surgeons.
utfce over Gundrs. Gray 4 cc's store. High 81
Residence, one door east of n. Church 9sm6t
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-12-30
HE GOT THE PRESENT
This LOve-Siek Bore Wanted to Please
a Young Girl.
SO HE SWIPED THE GLOVES
Now That the Man Is In Jail the
Domestic Can Wash Her Dishes
Without Splashing Soap
Suds In His Face.
SO HE SWIPED THE GLOVES

Great Falls, Dec. 29.-On account of
mental alteration of p. ]. weis entered
a dry goods store and gathered in a
pair of gloves without the formality of
paying for them. He was detected.
arrested and jailed, and to-day sem
fenced to 80 days in the county jail.
There is nothing particularly startling
in this statement of facts. except to
show that the rosy god, Cupid. is oc-
casionally responsible for deviltry.
Weis has long been enamored of a
young woman employed as domestic
in this city.
According to the evidence adduced
to-day. he was in the habit of visiting
the girl daily and camping in the
kitchen for hours at a time. On these
trips he would take the girl large guam
titles of toys. pictures and columns of
poetry and love songs and urge his
suit. while the girl was peeling potatoes
or washing the evidence of flies from
the kitchen woodwork. He would sit
and watch the girl for hours while she
was present and in her absence pet the
family dog and masticate cold potatoes
or anything else lying around loose.
Christmas day he gave the girl a two
year-old calendar and promised some
thing more interesting and novel on
New Years. 1t was while attempting
to carry out this programme that he
was caught with the gloves. His ro-
mantle ideas have led him to Jail and
also caused him the loss of the girl who
pronoUnces him a fool and well devel-
oped mental Jackass.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-12-30

cies OF atrocity is perpetrated In the
name Of the prophet on the unbeiievers.
The unfurling of the green flag among
the Turkish soldiery. II there be truth In
the report. may not be from the orders Of
the sultan. as there Is a large element of
the Mohammedans. particularly those Of
Arabia and the Holy Land, who do not
recognize the legitimacy Of the claim Of
the Ottoman Turks to the caliphate. and
would not walt for the orders OF the ruler
IL they are anxious for teJad against
the hated Christians.
II the sultan should attempt. or II any
part Of his domain, independent Of his or
ders, fnaugurate n holy war. II becomes
the duty OF every Christian nation 20
take prompt action In the protection of
the helpless people that will be exposed to
every kind OF outrage that the devilish
ingenuity OF the Moslem religion will
contrive to invent. Personal Interests
and aggrandizement should be promptly
laid aside in the cause Of humanity.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-12-30
LOCAL NEWS BRIEFED.

Great Falls, Dec. 2s.-Four half breed
boys from their school at Fort Shaw
were captured between this city and
Benton Friday night. They are now in
Jail awaiting advices from Superin-
tendent Winslow of Fort Shaw. These
are the same lads that escaped from
the fort several weeks ago and were
badly frozen while walking to the
Benton reservation. They possess too
much wild blood to patiently endure
the routine studies of school and are
anxious to get back among their
breech-clouted friends and relatives at
the Belknap agency. They will be
taken back to school.
A great festival was given at the
Scandinavian Methodist church Satur-
day night under the auspices of the
Scandinavian temperance society of
this city. There was an address of
welcome by Mr.. Bohn, songs by the
Scandinavian choir, temperance
speech by c. Mitchell, an grafton by
Rev. G. Peterson, an elaborate musical
programme by the Mandolin club,
banquet for all present, and closing
speech by Rev. Mr.. Riggin. An enjoy
able evening is reported.
While out hauling wood Thursday,
Paul Zeis of Belt was accidentally shot
by a companion, the full charge tear
ing away the flesh and shattering the
right thigh bone. Zeis was brought to
Columbia hospital in this city for med
ical treatment. but is in a very critical
condition.
Mr. and Mrs. David G. Browne ar
rived from the East Christmas morn
ing. and are now at their elegant home
at Benton.
Through an advertisement in the
Standard Captain Jensen yesterday re-
ceived an order for Navajo blankets
from Boston, Mass. The captain ad-
r11ffQ the STANDARD 10 Cd
vertising medium in the great North
west.
James Maher. father of Mrs. George
Croft of this city, and an old resident
Of Barker, died Christmas day. The re-
mains were brought to town and the
funeral was held to-day.
The funeral of the late William Leon
ard Godfred took place yesterday after
noon from the family residence, ia
Fifth avenue south.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-12-30
THE HORSES REVENGE.
How He Got Even with a Very Brutal
Driver.

Driver.
A correspondent of the Youths Compan-
ion tells a story of a handsome black
horse. so big and strong that he seemed
hardly to feel the weight Of the heavy de-
livery wagon with which he made the
rounds of the neighborhood. His driver
was a brutal fellow. who ought TO have
been the creature driven. Blows, kicks
and angry words were the only caresses
he ever bestowed upon his steed, and
these the horse suffered quietly for many
a long day. till finally even his endurance
gave cut.
One hot morning the man refined the
horse in roughly by the curbstone. on dis
mounting he seemed to think the wagon
too near. and harshly ordered the steed
to back. emphasizing the demand with a
cut from his whip. The horse backed
obedientiy, though angrily. while the
man, heated by his exertions. took of his
coat, and having hung 1t over the DASH
board. disappeared in the house.
The horse waited until the driver was
out of sight. and then looking around. he
saw the coat hanging only a short dis
lance from his heels. Instantly a change
came over him: he actually seemed TO
laugh as he lifted one foot and let 1t fly
at the coat.
Finding that he could hit IL well. he be-
gan to beat a regular tattoo upon IL: first
with one foot, then with the other, and
finally, as he grew excited, with both at
once.
: Surely no coat ever had a more thor
ough busting. Out flew note books. pa
pers and handkerchief. and rolled into the
gutter. but the horse kept on until he
heard a. door slam, and he knew his mas
ter was returning. Then, with a final
kick that sent the coat itself under the
wagon, he settled sleepily down in the
shafts and pretended TO be watching a
pair of mules that had just gone by.
He didn't seem to mind the slaps the
driver gave him while picking up his be-
longings, and when he started of he look
up at the window and appeared to wink
at those who had been watching him and
half wishing that they could reward him
with a peck of oats.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-12-30
TWO CARS BURNED
TERRIFIC WIND STORM IN
NORTHERN MONTANA.
The Coaches Were Bi own From the Track,
Hot stove Overturned and
FIRE Finishes the Job.

Special Dispatch to the Standard.
Great Falls, Dec. ga terrific, wind
storm swept over Northern Montana yes
terday, delaying trains, mixing up tele-
graph wires and playing havoc with tel
ephone service and instruments. Little, II
any, damage was done in Great Falls.
A serious accident occurred near Shell
by junction, IS miles north, on the mar
row gauge rairload. o passenger coach
was attached to the caboose on the rear
OF freight train and the wind was howl
ing fearfully and swaying the train. Sud-
denly the coach left the track, partly
overturning, and dragged the caboose
with 1t. The stove in the coach had been
overturned and the fire was communi-
Gated to the woodwork Of the coach.
which was soon in flames. There was lit
tie provision for fighting fire and the
names rapidly spread to the caboose.
Both the coach and caboose were totally
destroyed. Fortunately no one was in
jured.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-12-30
Deafness Cannot he Cured

BY local applications as they canno,
reach the diseased portion of the ear
There is only one way to cure deafness
and that Is by constitutional remedie,
Deafness is caused by an infiamed condl.
ton of the mucous lining of the Eusta
chan Tube. When this tube is infiamed
hearing. and when Il Is entirely closed.
Deafness is the result. and unless the in
fiammation can be taken out and this
tube restored to its normal condition.
hearing will be destroyed forever; mine
cases out of ten are caused by catarrh.
which is nothing but an innamed condi-
ton of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars: free
F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists. 75c.