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there it isr' thrusting out the sheet of
note paper with the numbers noted on
it toward Harry.
You'll be sorry for this, sir" Harry
cried, white and trembling.
"Sorry! This is too much!' cried the
old gentleman, starting furlously from
his chair and making for the bell.
Just, however, as. he reached 1t he
paused for q moment and said then,
more calmly, turning to face Harry,
$50! Go! And thank God you are your
fathers son!'
Harry, having stared blanlsly at him,
muttered: ''You thank God that you
are her father"
Then, without another word, he
quilted the room and the house.
Suppose Bell was persuaded into be-
lieving him to be q common thief Of
! the lowest kind! This horror sWal-
lowed up all the rest. Itsodwelt with
him and maddened him that at last he
rushed to his desk and wrote the fol-
lowing brief and hasty letter to Bell:
NO Gore terrace, Denmark HILL
"DEAR MISS MAYNARD; Your mother knows
me to be innocent OF the infamous charge for
which Mr.. Maynard has dismissed me- ask
her only to assure you OF my innocence
Faithfully yours, HARRY LYNN"
Within Ave feverish minutes he had
written, addressed and posted this note
in the pillar across the way. Many
hours must yet pass before he could
even hope for reply, and these he
spent mostly pacing the little room
backward and forward, wondering how
his letter would be received and how
answered. When at last the answer
did come it was as different as possible
from any that he had imagined. It
was from Mrs. Maynard and ran thus:
DEAR Mr.. LYNN. It was only after Bell had
shown me your letter that learned from my
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ACUTE DYSPEPSIA.
Sympathetic Heart Disease Often
Attends It.
The Modern Treatment Consists. In Re-
moving tho Cause.

(Srom the Republican, Cedar Rapids, IoUa.)
Mrs. Y. Curley, who has resided in CLAIR
cnce, Iowa, for the past twenty-five years,
tells an interesting story of what she con-
Biders rescue from premature death. Her
narrative is as follows:
For ten years prior to 1894 was'a con-
slant sufferer from acute stomach trouble.
l had all the manifold symptoms Of acute
dyspepsia, and at times other troubles were
present in complication-I did not know
what it was to enjoy meal. No matter
how careful might be as to the quality,
quantity and preparation of my food, dis
tress always followed eating. was de-
spondent and blue. Almost to the point of
insanity at times, and would have been glad
to die Often and often could not sleep.
Sympathetic heart trouble set in, and time
and again was obliged to call doctor in
the night to relieve sudden attacks Of suffo-
cation which would come on without q
moments warning.
My troubles increased as time wore on,
and spent large sums In doctor bills,
being compelled to have medical attendants
almost constantly. During 1892 and 1893 it
was impossible for me to retain food, and
water brashes plagued me. Twas reduced
to skeleton. A consultation of physicians
was unable to determine just what did all
me. The doctors gave us as their opinion
that the probable trouble was liberation of
the coats Of the stomach, and held out no
hope Of recovery. One doctor said: Gail 1
can do to relieve your suffering is by the use
of opium.
About this time friend Of mine, Mrs.
Samantha Smith, Of Glidden, Iowa, told
me about the case of Mrs Thurston, of Ok
ford Junction, Iowa. This lady said she
had been afflicted much the same as had.
She had consulted local physicians without
relief, and had gone to Davenport for treat
ment. Giving up all hope of recovery, she
was persuaded by a friend to take DR..
Williams Pink Pills. The result was al
most magical.
Twas led to try them from her expert
ence. and before many months felt better
than had for a dozen years. am now al
most free from trouble, and if through
some error Of diet feel badly, this splendid
remedy sets me right again. have regained
my strength and am once more in my usual
flesh. sleep well and can eat without dis
tress. I have no doubt that owe my re-
covery to DR.. Williams Pink Pills. only
wish that ] had heard of them years ago,
thereby saving myself ten years OF suffering
and much money"
Dr. Williams Pink Pills contain all the
elements necessary to give new life and
richness to the blood and restore shattered
nerves. They are for sale by all druggists,
or may be had by mail from DR. Williams
Medicine Company, Schenectady, n. r, for
soc per box, or six boxes for SOU.
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illustration will show. Upright strips
of Turing are nailed to the floor
beams and sills in a way to make them
hug the cellar wall tightly at their
lower extremity, which should be be-
low the surface Of the ground outside.
This Turing" is then covered with
lathing and the whole plastered, tho
plastering meeting the rockworlk
tightly below the lathing. This gives
an air space between the underpin-
ming and the plastering, through
which frost cannot pass, and the eel.
lar is made lighter and more att
tractive
Thousands Of old cellars, that now
give their owners no little trouble in the
winter could thus be easily made frost-
proof. A frost and wind-proof cellar
is not only of great advantage in the
matter Of the cellar alone, but will
also afford much warmer and moro
comfortable house above the ground
floor. One need not fear that he will
have his cellar too warm, for he can
control that matter by ventilation.
the point is to BE- able to control the
temperature, and this cannot be done
If frost and wind have easy access
Webb Donnell, in Country Gentleman.
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THE HELPLESS MAN.

Go round the world, from pole to pole,
And tell me, If you con,
What fate so hard as hers, alas!
Who weds helpless man.
He cannot find single thing
That he may want to use;
He cannot button up his gloves;
He cannot lace his shoes.
II there is mud upon his coat.
Or dust upon his hat,
He stands in helpless misery,
And mutters: Look at that"
And wife will hurry OF to bring
The brush, whose place he knows,
And work with all her energy
To renoyate his clothes.
His necktie he can ne'er adjust,
And as for using pins,
You'd think. to see his awkwardness.
His hands were surely fms;
And II upon the floor he drops
A button or stud,
They're lost to him as II they were
Two fathoms deep in mud.
II there is lack OF anything,
And wife is not by.
Hell go without, nor make move
To add to the supply;
And in q great emergency,
When other backs are piled
With burdens, he will sit around
AS helpless as child.
He cannot do an errand straight,
He cannot drive q nail
In any task he undertakes
He's pretty sure to fail,
And tits q mystery to me-
Expain it We who can
That any girl Is brave enough
To wed helpless man.
Josephine Pollard, in N Y. Ledger.
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TIE FARMING WORLD.
FRosT-PRooF CELLAR.

A Device Which Costs Worry Little But
Accompanies Much.
An excellent device for making a cell
lar frost-proof at small expense has re-
Gently come to my attention, and as it
is new to me, take it that it may be
new to many others whom it might
benefit, as its practical application is
to benefit me- The portion Of cellar
wall that is above ground must have
dead air space within it, if the frost is
to be kept out in our cold climate.
This may be accomplished by having
the underpinning backed with brick
on the inside, small space being left
between the bricks and the stone; or q
heavy backing of earth or brush out
side must be resorted to.
Instead of backing the underpinning
with brick, plan equally good and
much less expensive may be used. The
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THERE is more Catarrh in this section OF
the country than all other diseases put to-
gether, and until the last tew years was sup
posed to be incurable. For a great many
years doctors pronounced it local disease,
and prescribed local remedies, and by con:
stantly failing to cure with local treatment,
pronounced itincurable. Science has proven
catarrh to be constitutional disease and
HATS hv
Cheney Il Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only con.
stitutional cure on the market It is taken
internally in doses from 10 drops to tea.
spoonful. It acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. They offer
one hundred dollars for any case it fails to
cure Send for circulars and testimonials
Address, F. J. CHENEY q Co, Toledo, o.
WSold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills, rs cents.
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House Plants in White,

On very cold nights 1t Is aomet lmes
difficult to keep the house plants from
freezing. a few Of the tenderer kinda
may be removed from the colder win.
dow to the middle Of the room, and
the others covered with newspapers.
Pinning newspapers against the win.
dow sash will prevent much Of tho
heat Of the room from escaping.
Who're there are many plants, 9 useful
plan is to place q couple Of lamps, or s
small oil stove. between the flowers
and the window, and light them Just
before retiring. Tho coolest time will
occur in the early morning. whom the
house fires are the lowest, and the
lamps viii then be s. work,
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. MATRoNLY PLyMPNEss

When Too Pronounced It Should BE Con.
sidorately Overlooked.
Many woman's sharpest thorn in
the flesh is paradoxically the flesh it.
self; in other words, too much of it..
Not less ardently than the melancholy
Dane does the desire that her 'too
solid flesh might melt" and generally
not less unavailingly, in spite of the
heathenish self-torment to which she
cheerfully subjects herself in the shape
of thin and restricted slices of graham
bread without butter as staple of diet
and the untold, though not unrecorded,
miles which she walks with resolution
In her eye and pedometer in her pocket.
The mere comfortable accession of
matronly adipose taken on as one
draws near or leaves behind the
meridian of 'life's little day. is rather
attractive than otherwise. But to be
SO stout that when one approaches 9
long mirror from the length of a draw
ing room one jars the floor and sees re:
fiected globular and quaking surfaces,
and reflects oneself upon ones sylph.
like proportions at eighteen, to mar
rowly escape double chin and to have
arms like the fms of a Goldfish and a
general OVERLOOKING amplitude of con.
formation for which single seat in a
public conveyance is SO inadequate
that the occupants of the adjacent
seats consider ones advent grievous
personal injury-well, it is not so bad
rs to be humpbacked or one-legged,
but it is bad enough.
It's q constant source of discomfort
and modification which ought to elicit
respectful consideration and courtesy
Of treatment, according to the unwrit-
Ten law that it is human to fail in these
toward the physically afflicted. 'some
are born great, some achieve greatness
and some have greatness thrust upon
them," and the last-named may be a
species Of bodily infirmity which it is
most unkind to regard in any other
light.-PAiladelphia Press.
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WIT AND WISDOM.

MIR. Viveur-Did you see many old
ruins while you were travelling? Mile,
Frivole-Oh, yes! many. Why, one of
them wanted to marry me!--Tit-Bits.
-Fred-What do you think of my ar
gument? Will-Sound-most certainly
sound. Fred-And what else? Will
Nothing else-merely sound. Boston
Globe.
Mrs. Longwed-Have you any idea
what is meant by the fires of love,
dear? Longwed-Err-those the hus-
band builds the first three months
after marriage, ! suppose. buffalo
Courier.
Villages Policeman arrest you.
There is a fine Of thirty cents for beg.
cling. Reggar have only twelve.
Policeman-Then I'll wait till you
have collected the rest. -Fliegende
Rlatter.
--He-How does 1t happen that none
Of you women have come forward with
. new currency plan? She-Oh, we
already have.a perfect one. When we
need currency, we just sit down and
cry tor Cincinnati Tribune.
,r--.s1I wonder why Maxim's flying ma
chine Is so long about getting out?"
queried the scientific boarder ''As
near as can figure it out" said the
Cheerful Idiot, "the trouble seems to
be defective few Trib-
une.
III can tell you, baron, that when
Iey offer of marriage was rejected by
the prima donna, was so miserable
thatI was on the point Of throwing
myself out Of the window" What
prevented you?' The height. Karls-
boden Wochenblatt.
There's no telling about this Gle
mate" said the small boy, rcgretfully;
"no telling thing. Most winters it
SHOWS right up to Christmas; then you
get a sled, and the next day it thaws.' .
That's so,'' replied his companion.
s.This winter it was different. It kept
thawin' right up to Christmas. Then
you didn't get any sled, and the next
day it showed. ~ Washington Star.
He Is young married man, and he
dropped into the Office Saturday morn
ing and called back, Got two locals
for you" Well, what are theyY'
MRS. will spend Sunday with her
parents at -' That was his wife.
Whats the other?'' asked the editor.
.s'Mr. Is going to get drunk" That
was himself, and he run on up town to
+ get running start on the holiday.
Hillsboro Republican.
Sullivan bought q goat, for which
he paid five dollars. Shortly after he
received q tax bill on the goat Of eight
dollars. he called on Rafferty,, the as
SCISSOR, and said: why do you tax me
eight dollars on my goat when paid
but i've dollars for him?' We'll, 9
said Rafferty,, II have carefully read
what the statutes say, and it reads;
whatsoever owns property butting
on the street shall be taxed four dol
lars = front foot Shoe and Leather
veporter.
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Fastest Tlpne Ever Made from Chicago to
Jacksonville, Fla.

FuBteSt 1I44e EVeF m&u& from Chicago to
Jacksonville, Fla.
The Monon Route a., N. A. & c. R'y) has
placed in effect the fastest schedule ever
made between Chicago and Jacksonville,
Fla. Train leaves Chicago at :32 p. M, ar
irving at Jacksonville, Fla, at 9 :55 a. m. the
second morning, making direct connection
at that point with the morning departures
Of all diverging lines, and arrives at Interior
and Southern Florida Points by Daylight;
Ocala, Orlando, Sanford, Winter Park, Bar
tow and Tampaearl in the afternoon; Titus
vile and Rockledge before supper, and Lake
Worth before bedtime. The trains are YES
tibuled, Pintsch lighted and steam heated,
with the finest Dining and Sleeping Car
Service in the world.
Pamphlets and Through Sleeping Car
Tickets, address FRANK J. REED, G. P. A.,
Chicago.
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Penslve RoncilIngs.

There's the same difficulty about
peanuts this year there has always
been. After well-meaning friend has
given you one to eat, you aren't happy
till you have gone yourself and bought
Q Quart
It will be easier for men to run for
Office, maybe, when bicycle ltnicker-
hockers are the universal rule.
Nobody has ever yet been able to de-
eide which is the happier marriage, the
one that is altogether marriage for
love or the one that is altogether q
marriage OF finance.
It is quite appropriate that washing
day should follow Sunday. Cleanliness
is next to godliness, you know,
The man who is always looking for q
grievance Is. q grievance himself to
other well-constituted people,
The proverb: Make hay while the
sun shines" after all, Is incomplete. It
should be: snake hay while the sum-
mer sun Shines" to be altogether right
-somerville Journal.
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TRAP FOR RABBITS.
Easily Made and Adjusted by Any Bright
Farmer Boy.

Easily Made and Adjusted by Any Bright
Farmer Boy.
The accompanying sketch shows a
trap for rabbits, mink or other small
animals. 1t is the most humane trap I
ever saw, and can be easily made and
adjusted by any of our farmer boys.
Six-inch boards are required and
should be four feet long. A is the
trap door, which is held up by two
cords attached to the lever, which
rests on the fulcrum C. e is the trig-
ger, which is short stick made as
seen in the illustration, and is at
tached to the end of lever by short
cord.
The trigger passes through small
hole in the top Of the trap and catches
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5000 to California

Is price OF double berth in Tourist Sleeping
Car from Minneapolis on the famous
oPhillips-Rock Island Tourist Excursions. u
Through cars on fast trains leave Minneap-
oils Tuesdays via Kansas City, Fl. Worth
and Ell Paso, superb southern route.
Write for particulars to A. PHILLIPS & Co.,
1l3S Guaranty Loan Bldg, Minneapolis.
JOHN SEBASTIAN, G.. P. A., Chicago.
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note instead Of ten sovereigns to put
in the envelope, and the maid, when
she returned, handed her the note she
had just stolen from my desk. Upon
being taxed with the theft and threat
ened with search of her boxes, she
confessed and gave up the three other
notes. It was noble of you not to in
form on my poor wife" he added, put
ting his hand on Harry's shoulder.
"She and Bell insisted that should
bring you back with me, they were 50
sure you would forgive me-"
What speech from the saturnine
Mr.. Maynard! But Harry found when
he had become one of the family that
his curt and cutting tongue belied a
kind and generous heart. - London
Truth .-
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The Most Pleasant wav

and fevers is to use the liquid laxative rem
edy Syrup of Figs, whenever the system
needs gentle, yet effective cleansing. To
be benefited one must get the true remedy
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co: only. For sale by all druggists in SOC.
and 81 bottles.
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81 SEE" said Mrs. Wickwire, shat two
million boxes of oranges were frozen on the
trees in Florida. I don't understand it.o
Don't understand it!n echoed Mr. Wick
wire. "The statement is plain enough"
eyes, but do they grow in boxes on the
Observation-Disclosures Journal.
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MIR. MAYNARD'S SECRETARY.
IN "A AIRY LYNN'S
va intimacy wit h

ANN L IL i MN .
intimacy wi t h
t h e Maynard
ia m lily dated
from t he old
gentleman's re-
tirement to live
w h o | l y a t
Hampstead, in
acc ord d n c e
with h S doc
tors prescrip-
ton.
"Give up bust
ness and you
w i'll live for
years, but city
air, m v dear
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No MATTER how good the deacon is, he
will always look wiseand pleased if anybody
suggests that he was pretty lively young
fellow when he was boy.-Somerville
Journal = Y
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TIE Queen & Crescent Route is the best
equipped and shortest line to Florida. Solid
vestlbuled trains and through sleepers.
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COLLEGE TRUsTEE-"Say, we are in bad
luck. Only twenty-five new students COM
ing in at the next term" Head of the Col
lege Faculty-"Never mind I'll send the
road ahead of the other colleges this year. y
Chicago Record.
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tDAH aim no doubt,'' said Uncle Eben,
"'bout contentment bein' better'n riches
But mos ebrybody now days seems too
splite ter want de bes' fob hisse'f. wash
ington Star,
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his LITTLE JOKE First Cannibal =
ssThese missionaries give me a pain" Sec
ond Cannibal- think you eat too fast'-
P,roly s.
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MoTHER-"That notepaper is certainly
very quaint, but are you sure it is fashion
able?" Daughter-"Oh, it must be- It's
almost impossible to write on TIN. Y.
Weekly.
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Franklin taught that the ocean
currents were due to the influence Of
permanent winds, In which opinion no
was sustained by Sir John Herschel.
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MIsTREss-"You broke my Sevres plate.
You are discharged. How did you break
itp Gervant-sI carelessly dropped one of
the biscuits you made yesterday on it,
Woonsocket Reporter.
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Miss GorHAM-"Have you any papa and
mamma, little boy2" NewsboY-&No, mum;
me fam'ly's abroad. "-Truth. 317l>
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ITO ME, her face lacks something's
;"Well, when I saw her last it had about all
it could stand ."-Brooklyn Life.
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To New ORLEANS the Queen & Crescent
Route is the direct line; 80 miles shortest
from Cincinnati. Solid vestibuled trains.
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He "Fraulein Dora, your lips are like
ripe cherries" She-"Are you fond Of
cherries !"-Humo ristische Blaetter.
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COULD not get along without Piso's Cure
for Consumption. It always cures.-Mrs E.
G. MOULTON, Needham, Mass, Oct. 20, '94.
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PARvENU HOSTESS ito stable boy, attired
as waiter for the occasion of dinner partly
flames, why do you not fill Mr.. De Glut-
tonnes glass?' James-ssLor', ma'am,
what's the uses He empties it as fast as
fill it."-Truth.
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Up IN ARMs-the Philadelphia
Record. =
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PLEASANT, Wholesome, Speedy, for coughs
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
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con, am awfully worried. walk in
my sleep.n = only wish could do it, If
I could I'd still have my job ON the police
force.n1Atlanta Constitution.
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TIE older man is when he gets married
the sooner he commences taking his lunch
at noon down town.-Atchison Globe.
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Fetching Him Around.

Atourist who had the courage to under-
take horseback tour in the backwoods
of the west was taken i'll while staying
all night at the cabin of a typical back
woodsman. "I'll so an git old Mag;
she'll fetch ye round all right" said
his host. sold Mag" who would GER
tainly have been hung for q witch had
she lived in or near Salem, q couple Of
centuries ago, arrived at midnight. ~
know jist what ye need, young man."
said she, ''ye wants first of to be bled
and then blistered and then good
strong onion poultice put to yer feet
an a right lively mustard plaster to
yer back. Then We want to take half a
teacuEful O. waller dock bitters ev'ry
hour an couple of quinine pills cv'ry
hour an pinch or two o. salts, an if
that don't fetch We round we'll try
giVin' ye q sweat an rubin We from
head to feet with goose grease an cay
enne pepper. Yer mighty sick man,
but / kin fetch ye round if anybody
kin. Detroit Free Press.