Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1895-03-14

A citizen stepped into a pharmacy
and called for a compile Of pills, which he
swallowed.
How muchf"
FIFTY cents"
Fifty centsi Why, the druggist on
the block below never charged ma more
than FIVE"
''Then III make it four. I'll drive tn at
man out of business if have to sell goods
below cost"
The boy who is loud noisy, rude, who
jostle people on the sidewalks, who thump
his companions on the back until he al
most deprives them of breath, and who
thinks that practical joke at the expense
OF some weaker associate lots of fun is
preparing for him self life in which his
"room" will be regarded as much to be
preferred to his presence. He will grow
more into the sort of man no one wants TO
see, or hear, or associate with. His man
ners mark the man selfish, mean and cruel
without regard for the rights or pleasures
of others. Boys, beware! Remember
always that fine clothes and full pocket
do not make gentleman. Even a hog
can be fat.
You can cure your ne nervousness by
purifying your blood with Ho DDS Sarsa-
pariIla. Try it now.
A hundred special police and 200 cit
izeus patrolled the streets of Little Rock
Ark, Tuesday night, and arrested 80 per
sons who we're out after 9 o'cl OK and We're
unable to give a satisfactory account of
themselves.
Mayor Jewett, of Buffalo, in his
speech at the tailor's bar quet recently,
said that among the delightful things that
Niagara will do tor Buffalo are: Shovel
snow, wind the clocks, run mothers sew
ing machine, bathe baby, pound beefsteak,
feed the canary. cut the grass. boil eggs
and take hand at whist.
Miles Crowley was at one time very
honest stevedore on the Galveston docks.
He is now only Congressman from Tex
as. How are the mighty fallen"
DR.. Agnew's Cure tor the Heart gives
perfect relief in all cases of Organic 1r
Sympathetic Heat Disease in 80 minutes,
and speedily effects cure. 1t is peer
less remedy for Palpitation, Shortness of
Breath, Smothering Spells, Pain IN Lett
Side and all symptoms of a Diseased Heart.
One dose convinces. Sold by City Phar-
macy.
Capt Kidd has been the conductor on
a certain train of Tennessee line for 80
years, and during that time has never mis-
sed a trip or been reported or reprimanded.
And he doesn't own the road. either.
The Alabama House of Representa-
tives has as its Oldest employee "TIncle"
Peter Lacy, an anti bellum darkey, who
has held his place since 1S49. He is as
old as the State of Alabama, having been
born in 1919.
In Dundee. Scotland, 40 ladies start
ed an anti-gossip society. 1t lasted only
two weeks, and after terrible time, the
president wound up the organization, as
she was the only member lett.
The evidence is all in in the Indiana
judicial contest, and once more one citizen
can take another behind the barn to look
at bull calf without being liable to in
dictment.
Pittsburg does not rank with Philadel.
phia as a money spending city, but she is
making rapid advances. Her ontgo for
municipal purposes far the current year
will reach total of So, l25. $40. She is
borrower in tie money market and, like
Philadelphia has managed in the last ten
years to double the rate of annual expend-
iture.
Charles Gerwig. OF 45 Poplar street,
Allegheny, discovered that his gas pipes
were leaking and called a plumber. He
and the plumber went down to the cellar
to search for the leak with light. The
explosion that followed removed the front
steps from the house md barely missed
killing the two men.