St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-01-07
DIVE-XEEPER WOLF.
He Explains Why He and His
Pals Acted the Part aoftaa
Traitors. :"
.- $50 II
WOLF OWED ALLEGIANCE
81
To Brady, Who Also Had
Kartak on the =
String 81.
FOR CERTAIN REASONS.
"a
The Story Is Told in the
Language Peculiar to a
Dive-Keeper.

"Ye r see ct wuz jes like dis" eX
planned WOLF to a crowd OF barroom
loafers, ''dere was tree of US. me an
BRADY an kAEeTAK. BRADY
he's ben good Teller from start to fin
iSh, an he hes slice in de drum over
witch persideS. DE question wild me
wuz, Will l blow de party or blow
BRADY? BRADY hes lots of de
long green, see, an wen a guy gifts next
to i'm an does de square ting. why
BRADY he lets go of hees coin, see.
Well, de Democratic party never did
naWthin' fer me 'cept Ter fleet me.
see, an any guy on cart hes de right an
priv!eg ter be Elected, see; so says ter
mesself, Johnny blow de party, Ter ct
never can't do yer no good. Stick ter
yer frenS an do de square ting SO wen
BRADY he says vote fer deDlspatch, L
done de square ting an voted fer de
Dispatch. De GLOBE never done naw-
thin fer me 'cept ter help 'lect me. De
Dispatch roasted me. BRADY says
every knock in de oppozishun paper is
plug fer we, so yer see de Dispatch
wuz he fren. an allus sticks ter me
frens. BRADY said de Dispatch wuz
me fren, an Wot BRADY SEE goes,
see.
"Sides," continued the matchless
reasoner, s.BRADY says he's perty
clus ter his honor de main guy, an eff
anything ever comes off III me place
Wot amt on de square, why he kin
square de push in de hail. see? And wot
BRADY says goes, fer it 'ud be ruin
GUS to me bizness eff one of dem rubber
necks wild de blue clothes 'ud come in
an close de trap. No guy kin make
any dough less de drums open, an Of
had voted agin de Dispatch, Thomp-
son he'd give BRADY hees ear full.
an BRADY 'ud take hees slice out of
me joint, see?'
"Well." asked one of the crowd, chow
did Mishter BRADY an Thompson git
mixed up?'
"Oh, dey's pers'nal freus, see? AM
dey allus hez bin; an den agin BRADY
doan' gin dam fer de Democratic
party. He says de people put hun in
office. AN Wot BRADY says goes, see."
"Anudder reason why We STAINS by de
Dispatch" pursued the WOLF.''is dat
MIR. OConnor, he was favorable ter de
GLOBE. see, an me an BRADY an
hART'Ak. we SEE, SEE we, Boys, cts
| time ter break loose from de uppreSSer
am show dat yer true Amerykin citi-
Gems, see. Mr.. OConnor he Is jealous
Of BRADY. see. an BRADY says
| dat de people shud called him de Car
| dinal instead of callin' MIR. O'Connor de
| Cardinal, an wot BRADY says goes
wild me. We KEN ter de 'clusion dat
we'd show de Cardinal dat we he'd de
balance of power, an wen we votes fer
| de Dispatch we shows de Cardinal dat
| we ezpulled i'm otf'n dc perch. an dat
! heneef0rth BRADY is de main guy
| in de sh0otiH' match" .
wal, hoo tn devil did va git Mishter
KAESTAAA in wild ye?'
"Oh,dat Wuz dead easy. KAsTAK.
yer see, is one of dem guys wot amt
got no min of hees own, AM, az de lit
rary push says, he is absent wild dc
| courage Of hees convicts. He likes
BRADY. an he knows why he likes
BRADY. [ don't, but kARTAK
DO. BRADY he 'splains ter KAR-
TAX dat ct is better fer heeS health
To vote fer de Dispatch. an wot
BRADY says goes wild EKAfsTAM.
as we'll as wild me. Yer see BRADY
tells US dat he is goin' ter be Cardinal,
an eff we sticks to i'm we'll be perty
high up in de push. BRADY is de
Cardinal now, an heZ won de everlast-
in respect of de people fer hees manli-
ness course in yotin' fer de paper wot
| gin him de knock wot he calls a plug
An say, Wot BEsADX says goes, see"