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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
THE RICHMOND DIsPATCH-sUNDAY, MARCH 8. 1885,

and hiding q scar Of nature. OF course
where there are hills valleys follow, gen.
orally with streams meanderinR through
them. All these accomplishments have
LawrenceviIle. All this and more has ma
ture done for this village. After saying
Il Is high and dry and has good water.
what more In needed to make IL q sani-
tarium, especially since man has stepped
In and lent . prentice hand by erecting
an Episcopal and two Methodist churches.
a splendid courthouse and clerks Office,
and one Of Its most beautiful elevations
Is surmounted by a large brick Industrial
college for the colored youth Of the land,
presided over by the Rev. J. s. Russell,
a native of Mecklenburg county? Although
this institution Is supported by voluntary
contributions. II has gone through the
late financial depression without friction
or abatement Of Its proposed work of
education Of the hand. heart, and mind.
HANDSOME BUILDING.
A notable building In the town is the
bank. which Is OF red brick, and OF n
tasty and costly design. that would do
credit to a city Of 10000 inhabitants.
The bank and its officers are Just mat
tiers Of pride to the people, as business is
not done therein on the pound OF flesh
order or that of mine uncle of the three
brass balls plan.
Lawrenceville already has a population
of 600. and Is expecting an Increase dur
Ing the year OF the same number "a
the Atlantic and Danville railroad will
erect here a round-house and machine
shops. the foundations OF which are
already prepared. The completion OF the
above buildings will bring to the town
not less than 100 heads of families. Two
excellent hotels are already here. the
good cheer and hospitality OF which may
be surmised by the fact that in one OF
them the first Brunswick stew" was
concocted. This Brunswick county vii
lage. already picturesque, was made more
80 last year by the erection OF seven new
houses 1T modern architecture. Many
more will be required to accommodate
the incoming railroad employees. To
those who expect to find in Lawrenceyjlle
a tumble-down. implanted, and moscow
cred hamlet. your correspondent would
warn them to keep away. otherwise they
will be much disappointed, as the town Ia
hustling for the first place In the cate
CORY Of Southside cities Of the future.
e, I. d.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
Economy shoe stor.

Attention is called to the spec,,, a.
verusemnt OF this metropolitan she e.
me Economy has been silent for n
wnle past only because there was no.
tning special to relate. Commencine NJ
DAY. March 4th, the manager propos@s =,
nave some specialties FOR It's patrons. ear5
week something nsw. which will b. al.
We, through the Dispatch columrt
, iheir resident buyer In Boston sent them
sale at once 90 :"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
Meherrin's spring-Tfmc Festivities.

MEHERRIN. VA, March 2-CSpeciaD
Mr.. Larkn Hood, one Of the prominent
farmers OF this vicinity. welcomed the
opening spring on Friday evening by
giving grand feas- to his neighborhood
friends. After the older heads had en-
joyed the festivities the young ladies' and
gentlemen concluded tho occasion by
dancing. which was greatly enjoyed until
early morning.
A formal gathering OF friends met
last evening Ct the home OF Hon. George
w. Hardy, Where "a feast OF reason and
flow OF soW' was enjoyed for several
hours. Among those present were Miss
Fanny Bidgubd. OF Farmville; Miss Helen
Morton. OF C!arksville; Misses Sarah and
Blanch Hardy; Messrs. X. W. Price and
Wickliff Smith, of Green Bay; Julian
Price, OF Richmond; Miss Ilovelene
Ewing, and Messrs. C. C. Wall, ]. f.
Figg. Stuart Davis, Mr.. and Mrs. l.. u.
Parkinson, OF Meherrin.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
A NOTED suScru
First Appearance In p,..u. -.
sig. A. T.. Guile. IN.

a., monsieur a. L. Guile. who makes NJ,
Opsra ap roa here with the Tayary
singer at the Theatre Rove, syu'."
Portugal. and the particular ,s,,, i,.Npon.
companion OF King Don I,oul. ~, III arr
ia.sn MN with the Order dn Chs,.,'.
,oraer Milisaire). a favor bu, rar.,v ,o.
ie,rsu upon any. even the mos, t,s,,.-
susned. While fulfilling an eno,~...,a.
~ nlsoon, Nine. Patti heard Mo,"io',s
nu'he sing, and was 50 dellehtst ,,',,s
MS marvellous voice thar abn a~'rs
MN an engagement with her for 49,
"a. ne mas sung with Patii a. ieas,a.-
=, ,or ior many seasons in this co,',,,.',s
-, DeIns mat artist who named h,r, ~
snneI,eongued tenor. a title he bss a.
entire ca won ana maintained through hls
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
BOTH OFFICERS WILL REMAIN.
Ii Was Never Intended to Ask for
the Recall of Lfeut. nIoL.


LEXINGTON. VA, March 2.-(speciaI)
The story which has been going the
rounds that the authorities of the Virginia
Military Institute had intended asking the
recall OF Lieutenant Blake, who Ia sta
TONED at the school In the capacity of an
instructor Of artillery. when the question
OF the extension OF Lieutenant Rocken-
bach's furlough came up. and II was said
that the War Department would not al.
low two army officers mt the same school.
that either one or the other would have
10 be removed, is denied by General Scott
Shpp, the superintendent, who has ,ust
returned from Washington. He said al
no time has II been in contemplation TO
ASK Tor the recall OF Lieutenant Blake
lie Is doing efficient service as instructor
IN artillery tactics. ordnance, sunnery.
ana Held Notifications: also, has two
hours IN the section-room each day In
the department OF mathematics and me-
chanics. The recent action Of Congress
IN the matter settles the question In re-
gard 10 the recall OF Lieutenant Rocken-
bach. and both officers will remain here.
wnicn announcement will be hailed with
dehght by the well-wlshers Of the school.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
DISTURBING RELIGIOUS WORSHIP.

Candidates for Various Comfy
osnees-Famtiies Goinx to Illinois.
MONTEREY, VA. March 2-(SpecIaI.) -
The February term Of Judge McDannald's
court occupied only ono day. most of the
commonwealth cases being continued.
Robert Chestnut. who was tried on an
Indictment for disturbing religious wor-
ship at Green Hili church. In September
last. was convicted. and sentenced TO
thirty days In the county Jail. and . fins
OF 8 was imposed.
L H. Stephenson. our present Common.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
RICHMOND, VA. March 1. 1898.

To My Friends and the Public:
Having severed my connection from the
agency stan OF the Equitable Life AS
surance Society to accept contract as
manager for Virginia and North Carolina
Tor the Mutual Reserve Fund Life AS
ISOLATION. OF New York, / shall only ask
a fair proportion OF your attention to the
FEATURES or the association l have the
honor TO represent With rates at one
half the old liners. a reserve fund mot
legally tied up) OF nearly 100000: bust
ness written in 1854. 100000 Total in
surance In force. s2s3. 900, coo; claims paid
since organization, 1881, seo.75i,0oo, and en-
dorsed oy insurance commissioners Of
every State and In foreign countries
Estimates OF cost furnished on appll-
cation Stating age. together with con-
else, comprehensive, and convincing pro-
spectus Correspondence solicited from
gentlemen OF ability in Virginia and North
Carolina for agencies under liberal con-
tract.
Very Respectfully. /. HENRY.
No. II north Tenth street.
Richmond, Va.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
The Negro Dan Young Acquitted.

WARRENTON, VA, March 2-(Spe-
c!al)-The trial Of the negro boy, Dan
Young, for the supposed murder OF the
6-year-old child Of Charles King, and the
burning OF his house. came off to-day.
Mr.. John A. c. Keith was counsel Tor
the defence. He was tried first by Coro-
ner's jury, whose verdict was that the
child came TO his death by the burning
of the house: GAUGE unknown. The case
was then carried by the Commonwealth
before the magistrates. Mr.. Keith very
ably proved that the evidence was un-
worthy Of belief, and the negro was dis
charged
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
Candidates for Office In Nottoway.

CREWE, VA, March 2.-(Spccial. )-Can-
d'dates are announcing themselves for
the various county offices to be voted for
at the spring election. Those coming out
as Democrats are in the majority. Those
who have been Republicans are for the
Tost part soliciting votes from all parties
by posing as Independents.
Some Of the ministers OF the county are
organizing In the interest of temperance,
and have already enlisted many laymeh
and others in the cause. This Is not
political move, and IL Is rather early 70
predict the influence 1t will have upon
the coming canvass.
Some provisions for the Nebraska SUI
ferers are passing here, via the Norfolk
and Western railroad, from the vicinity
of Suffolk.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
BEAUTIFUL BRUNSWICK.
Lovely Lawrcnceville-ltS Il
turesque Surroundings.
Correspondence OF the Dispatch.)

Correspondence OF the Dispatch.)
LAWRENCEVILLE, VA. March g.
On account OF the former isolation OF this
village-having been without railroad
communication until the Atlantic and
Danville railroad was constructed-it has
been unnotieed by the public and has
blushed unseen amidst the most beahti-
full hills to be found east OF the Blue
Ridge mountains-not the hiss covered
with Jack pines" but beautifully round
ed hillocks with a growth OF long-leaf,
stately pines. interspersed with majestic
white and red oaks. The surrounding
forests Of this vicinity are quite different
from those OF certain parts OF Virginia.
The town OF Lawrenceville. viewed from
an aesthetic point. Is also noticeable from
the fact that the woodlands have not been
allowed to encroach upon the incorpo-
rated limits. but are In the distance. and
where they do appear they are In artis-
TIC form-srowtns upon some waste place
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
ftanos. pfnnost

we are not giving Pianos away. We
WIN sell hish-grade standard Pianos very
Tow Tow ior cash or short time. Now Is the
mn, ,lhle 20 ouy. Cash talks II you van, A
oaIsd'h IN strictly new high-grade FOODS
oonie 70 see us. We lead In new hish-
grade goods for cash.
'ai"pie Iaf!ors. vi east Main street.
THOMAS q. BURTON * 90.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03

,,' ME 'ia, reliable muslc-house O, Uure.
six,h nSmSany Broad stree, between
ne,, 80 se'ehth' have a lovely new
a,,a ~. np,sns flano thcy are going 10
s ,h, AVA; nose wishing Pianos or AM.
Iii =, :. vac music line are invited 10
p,ara sn." store and see this beautiful
ln anu II you live out OF the cIt1
chase ' ,rou' ABOUT II. Anything you pur-
en,I ,1 , . hume, Minor Company NAY
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
DanviIIe Tobacco Market.

DANVILLE, VA. March 2.-(Special.)-
The sales OF loose leaf tobacco on the
Danvills market for February amounted
TO 2.i55.424 pounds; sales same month last
year, 4.315.f3 pounds; favor of February
1894. 1,S20,ol9 pounds. Sales from October
]. 1894, to March /. 1895. l6.4246S6 pounds;
sales from October l, 1898, to March |,
1894. 1s,0oo,s5S pounds; in favor OF 1884,
157G,l72 pounds.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
Insane Religious Enthusiast.

ROANOKE. VA. March 2.-(SpeciaL)-
NJ III. Jennings, a prominent produce
dealer and commission merchant of this
city, was adjudged insane this afternoon
by a commission OF lunacy. Application
Will be made for his admission to the
State Hospital at Marion. Va. Mr.. Jen-
nings had been q religious enthusiast
for some time. and this IS supposed 10 be
the cause of his insanity.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
4 Wedding in Hanover.

COLD HARBOR, VA. March 2-(Spe-
cial)-An impressive marriage took place
at the home OF the brides parents, in
this county on February 9th. The con-
tracing parties were Miss Dora Blanche
Gaulding and Mr.. George Il. Mantelo
The bride is a young lady OF many
charms. The ceremony was performed
by Reg. ". L. Tyler.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
Emerson! i.uirrscr,

Buy the Emerson Plano if ,og want o.,
Fest Piano made Tor tho mcr.Y. i. ..t-....
years standing; tje1 in daily G... ....y
use the finest action made. lue.r CASA
are artistic, made of bsst material a.t
skilled workmanship The tome ..tr,
and beautiful. You ca-r., g1 v-..s 4
You buy a worli-ren0wn.l Em.r n
Sample Parlors. on cset N.I. street.
THOMAS G.. BURTON ~ cI.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
LIST Oh Stations Added To the Rich
mona Telephone Exchange During
the Month of February. ISo5.

3fj-Iluntt. A. T..
iNi-Sempls's Bicycle Messenger Seryl.e.
12ii-Collins, Allen e..
3i7-Powel Taylor II.
I1-Chr.stian, Frank "
81, B-Meloney. II my =.
2il, C-Mous. L. Il.
234l, A-Straus, Charles
lH2-Sayers. James T..
il-Nlay. \. II.
H.-Waddil q Co.. Alien 4.
S21-Whitlock & Rider.
l9N-Powhatan Club.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
IMPORTANT TO MUSICIANS.
Performers ON Any Instrument,
Lovers of Music, Teachers,
Iso ulls and Parents.

when you need anything in the Music
Line--Piano. Organ. Guitar, Mandolin.
Music Book. anything. even q Mandolin
Pick or i0-cen, Sheet OF Music--get It
from Hume Minor Company. 600 Broad
street. They will sell you cheaper. and
the purchaser may draw that beautiful
Upright Piano Hume Minor Company will
give away free.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03

NEWPORT NEWS. VA, March o.
(Special)-Information received from the
Weather Bureau at Washington this eve
ming is as follows: storm In North Caro-
lima moving northeast will probably cause
dangerous gales on the Atlantic coast
tonight" All outgoing vessels at this
port have been advised.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03

Cards. Bili-Aeaoxv Statements. Letter.
Heads, Note-Heads. Circulars. Handbills
Dodgers. &c. printed Wy the Dispatch
Company at low prices. VIII give you
good work At same priceA you pay for
inferior work. Send VI your orders and
We WIN guarantee satisfaction IN every
particular.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
sermon po.suo,.a

The sermon announced to be preached
at Union-station church tonight 20 RED
Men by the Rev. Mr. yanderslice has
been postponed 10 some future time.
which WIN be duly announced.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03

DO YOu Want a. pfnnos

No matter what kind. style. or price
Plano you want. see Hume Minor Com
pany, 60 Broad street, and they VIII
save you money. They have made ar
engagements with the leading factories so
that Pianos OF all grades can now be
sold at prices and on terms that DEFY
competition.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
Gildemccstcr A. Kroexer

Upright and Grand Pianos. Come and
see these peerless Pianos before buying
any other. Musicians especially invited TO
call. Music Parlors.
THOMAS @. BURTON q CO.,
Oil east Main street.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03

Wedding bouquets. Plant uo-..1tf 5r4
Fine Roses. Cut-FloWo-s Palm. AMI
Ferns. The largest stock BOZ t.s .tr. AZ
". \ HA1N0NIS
lQ1 east Broad street.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03
II the Baby l. Cutting Teeth.

be sure and use that old aa! Wel-,r.ei
remedy. Mrs. Winsi5Ws th.as-aytip.
for children teething II s0o'hes ,le ChiI,
softens the gums. aliays Il pain. cures
wind-collc. and ls the best remedy f5r
diarrhoea. Twenty-Five cents q bottle.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03

The best regulator Of digestive organs sri 40
best appetizer known + AsCosrcaA BirTaL
Try it, but beware u limitations. Gr. me ,c1l.
inc article, manufactured by pr. J. q. b. Si,ser,
4 Sons
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03

A. Hutzlers sons vii sell tomorrow inlr0-
scoggin Cloth at ga cent. frIc Of no L'ou 4
~. cents. Lonsdsle Cotton q, o.. cents, Lans5Oa
@. n. az 7Is cents.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03

A. autzler's Sons will sell Tomorrow no
cheapest Dress Goods. iccs Curtain' aal
Ladies' uuderwesr eysr SHOWN 10 Frnmoni.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03

a party leaving the city will sacrifice
elegant Upright Piano for cash. Only
been in use four months. Address
Cash" care Dispatch.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03

Southern OF Company High-c..l. on.
Telephone -
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03

For a brilliant light use the Southern
OIL Company's Arc" Light OH. Tele-
phone 2l2
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03

Read A. Hutzlers sons etyertsomsu. 10 TO.
days DISPATCH
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-03-03

Ask your grocer for the Southern OIL
Company's OIL. Telephone 272.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-02-19
He Won the Bet.

Old John Langley, the veteran horse
man, is better known to old Worcester
sporting men than any man living. Stories
of his eccentric career a>e innumerable.
he often complained of being dome" in
betting. As a matter of fact, he did"
his adversaries in the sporting world Of
tener than they did him. Ono day he
called at the store of tailor and stated IN
his usual loud and emphatic way-for his
conversation was always highly favored
with the tabasco of profanity-that he
wanted pair of brooches. And l want
the best stuff in the store, no matter what
the - color" The tailor was little be-
wildered, bat finally showed Langley the
most costly material in the shop, beau
tiful silky broadcloth. That this was un-
suitable for trousers made no difference TO
him. Il want it," said he, land want
1t made up wrong side out" The tailor
expostulated In vain, and the trousers
were made and delivered.
A friend called on Langley and re-
marked on the trousers in uncomplimen-
tary language. Langley said he was salts
fed. More guying resulted in the old man
Offering to bet s25 that the cloth cost more
a yard than that in his friends trousers.
The bet was taken, and the tailor was to
decide it. He named the price. The friend
would not believe that the rough goods
could be so costly until he was shown the
shiny, silky other side. Then he paid, as
did other men on similar bets. That was
what the old man had bought the trousers
;o..-Worcester Gazette.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-02-19
Vast Armaments of Europe.

Thirteen million bayonets prop up the
czar's throne. That is the full strength of
the Russian army on a war footing. Ger
many comes next, but after long inter
val, with 3, 200, 900 soldiers. Italy has
3, 155, O00 and France 2, $50, 900, excluding
$50, 900 auxiliaries- Austrla's fine army,
which in quality is reckoned scarcely Sec
ond to Kaiser Wilhelm s, contains a max
imum of 1874, 175 men. England, at
home and in her colonies, can mobilize a
force of co., goo. The little martial repub-
lie of Switzerland can summon 4s6, 600
soldiers to her banners in an emergency,
and even poverty stricken Spain boasts Of
400, 600. Austria, Of all the powers, has
the most burdensome military establish
ments. Her annual expenditures on her
army are $3.50, 600, 900, while Russias,
with an army seven times as large, are
only S1S6, coo, 600, and Germany's sl13,-
600, 000. In proportion to size England's S
army is perhaps the most costly. Her Co.,
600 men require $50, 900, 600 annually for
their support, or only $3S, 600, 600 less than
the amount which provides France with
an enormous host of more than four times
England's numbers.-Boston Journal
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-02-19
WHAT ARE WE COMING TO?

| Russell Sage openly locked up on,
million of gold last week and is rak
| ing more together as fast as he turI
his available values into redeemablt
money. The dicker that Cleveland
and Carlisle made of bonds at 104 are
now held at ia. Sage is not alone
but his example will become conta
gious and gold will go to a premium
before anybody knows it. Gold once
at n premium and a silver basis vii
swiftly follow. If a silver basis, theT
there is only the hope in its free coin
age left. Indeed it is said that Il !.
premium was offered for gold in New
York on Saturday. The present con
gress will do nothing. The tentacles
of the yellow octopus holds the ma
jority. Europe is becoming alarmed
at our situation, and single-standard
Germany is calling for Il monetary
conference. The alarm can only re
suit in one thing and that is an attempt
to unload American securities held
abroad. Europe holds 5000 millions
of American securities, more by hun
dreds and hundreds of millions than
America can redeem or buy back al
any price at present. So money
and stock panic in America now
might mean bankruptcy for Europe.
A big London bank, last week, in
structed its customers To sell out all
American holdings of whatever char
acter. In the meantime the railroads
Of America, which issued the bulk of
these securities are continually run
ming behind and becoming less able
to pay anything, many of them hardly
the running expenses.
The business affairs of the country
seem to be lowering about the line
of anarchy.
There is one fact, one undeniable
fact, 4 fact that nobody pretends to
gainsay. and that is in all this tinan-
cial turmoil and uncertainty, and ever
since the time when it became plain
that the policy of this country was
being directed towards the simple
gold standard, prices have c0ntinu-
ously gone down 0ne-half of the re-
demption money of the country having
been demonetiZed and in turn itself
made redeemable in gold. enterprise
has failed, commerce stagnated and
the debtor class is being hopelessly
stranded As this nation itself is a
debtor, and not a creditor il will
sooner or later experience the disaster
that has overtaken the individual.
Under the present policy England
is getting our gold, all of our gold.
with the purchasing power Of gold in
creasing daily.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-02-19
Dramatic Authors.

It Is said that the receipts from the per
formances of Mime. Sans Gene in and
outside of Paris have amounted to more
than $500, 600 and brought fortune to the
author. The profession Of dramatic author,
however, has not always been SO remuner-
ative in France.
Before the formation Of the Society of
Dramatists st. Roman, the director of
the Porte Saint Martin, bought the rights
for the presentation of piece for $50 and
gave the author in addition S1-SO each
time the piece was presented In 1885 the
income of the author for pieces presented
at l. 'Ambigu was fixed at 81. 20 night for
a piece of three acts for the first "a times.
After that point was passed the author re-
ceived only IS. lie Sourd" of Desforges,
which made the fortune Of the Palais Roy
al, brought the author S120, and Mime.
Angot," under tho first empire, which
added 500, 900 to the treasury of La Gaite,
only enriched the writer by s120.-New
York Tribune.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-02-19
He Saw More Than the Lawyer.

During the trial of an assault case at 4
recent petty sessions in a country town IL
Ireland very corpulent barrister cross
examined witness. who had the rnisfor
tune to be blind of an eye. Tell me. II,
man, on your oath, did you see the prison
er strike the plaintiff with the weapon
mentioned" he asked.
'Yes, sorr, as sure as guns Iron, I saw
biml''
Come, now, none OF thatl But how
can you positively swear you saw lin dc
it, and the sight of your eyes not alto.
gether as good as it ought 70 beT' said the
barrister triumphantly.
Witness Ito msgis,rete}-Shure. yer
honor, that don't make biz of differences,
and, II it comes to shat, shure kin see
more than him (poiHting 10 the fat bar
risser) any day.
How is thatf" said the magistrate.
well, yer honor, I kin sse his boots,
and that's more than he kin see &C any
time as he's got 'em on
Complete COLLAPSE Of the barrister and
loud laughter in court-Londoo Tit-BitA