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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29
OIL to Cleanse the Face.

Oil, not water, should be used when
You really want to clean your face.
Learn lesson from the actresses. If
an actress tried to wash with soap and
water her nightly makeup from her
face she would have no skin to speak of
left in a week, to say nothing about a
complexion. She never makes any such
mistake. She removes her makeup with
oil, usually and preferably cocoa oil.
And she learns by experience to do the
same thing when she wants to get rid
of the CRIME of travel. Oil cleans the
skin more thoroughly than soap and
water, as you can thoroughly demon
strate after journey or any such soil
ing experience. If you don't mind the
abuse OF your skin for once, Just wash
your face after the old fashion, es well
as you can; then cover it with oil and
remove the oil with soft cloth. One
look at the cloth will prove that the
soap and water did not get 1t clean.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29
COMMENT AND OPINION.

g 1t is possible that in the years To
come we may have a congress that win
be more incompetent and wrong
headed than the Fifty-third, but God
save the United States Of America ia
such a dispensation should for its sin
befal it.-Buffalo Commercial.
. Many democrats in speaking OF
the unlamented Fifty-third congress
are saying if the elections were held
now their party would be beaten worse
than it was last November. Probably
they are right. The republican wavc
seems to be still rising.-St. Louis
Globe Democrat
$ The democratic yellow ours ara
barking at Thomas B. Reed because he
refused to vote for the resolution Of
thanks to Speaker Crisp. They appear
10 forget that the democrats of the
Fifty-first congress refused to vote for
similar resolution when he was
speaker, Crisp among them He was
fully justified in his refusal-Toledc
Blade.
- Republican victories resulted
from local elections in various portions
of this state. Niagara Falls furnished
practically the only exception, the DEM
ocrats winning there by narrow ma
jority. The popular confidence in rea
publicanism shows no sign of leSsen4
ing, and the general distrust Of demo-
cratic management is as strong az
ever. Iowa also had numerous local
elections, and the story was the same
republican sweeps eveTywhege.-T<oy
Times.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29
THE CRANK s.ADE USEFUL.

Iadustriel. Let the bicycle be securely
fastened to the ceiling, and raised suffi-
GENTLY to allow the wheels to turn in
the air. Then connect the wheel worked
by the pedals with the wheel of your
wife's sewing machine by means of a
strap, and when she says 'tGo,7 start off
at brealneek pace and ring the bell
furiously, until she shouts Whoa In
this way a husband can make himself
of the greatest use to his wife, and at
the same time keep his muscles in
splendid condition.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29

oils--for the names of which the reader
is referred to the laboratory-thent the
miserable microbe is seen through the
magnifying glass. and anti-toxine is
| promptly forwarded to the doctor who
sent the little bottle as contribution.
Miss Williams deserted her occupa-
tion for a minute, when the curious
caller asked her how she liked her work.
1T is very absorbing" said the little
bacilli expert.
do you like it better than ether
branches?"
well. don't know" said Miss WI
liams guardedly. ''Of course it is only
one branch of the study of medicine"
"Wcre you chosen because you were
woman?"
mo, indeed. It was. a competitive
examination. There were five or six, l.
believe. l was, not chosen. | don't
think people ought to look upon women
in the profession as they do. There
should be nothing moro remarkable in
my being here than if were a man. /
am an expert bacteriologist. passed
my medical examinations and received
my degree of NJ. d. at the woman's
medical college, in Eighteenth street.,
three years ago."
'Do you intend To make blcteriOlogy
a speciality or will you be general
practitioner later on2"
81 can say nothing about my practice
that is not the public's business. The
work here is not a private one, but
my practice is. different, and the diff
dent little doctorwen back to her polly
wogs..
Such a nervous. shy, slender little
bacilli expert! Why. how she can face
the germ of diphtheria,. boldly wipe out
of existence the essence OF phthisis, in
terview cholera microbes and take mi
mute examinationsof yellow'feverg germs
is more than the caller of the other day
cal. imaginer But bacilli don't ask ques-
tions and microbes of tuberculosis don't
care whether it is a woman or a man
who views them through. the. micro
scope.
Miss Williams is twenty-five years of
age, bundle of nerves, big sleeves and
shyness. She'is appointed for a year:
The assistants in. the laboratory are
paid from 81, 200 to, s1,sOO per anrum..
She receives $1,000. And she has IA
miliar acquaintance with every kind of
q, microbei
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29
EXCUSES THAT DAMN.
Democratic DriveI Over the Soandalous
Bond DIcker.

| Democratic Drfvei Over the Sc0ndRtous.
Bond DIcker.
| All the excuses given for the. late
| bond transaction involve. an exaggera-
tion of facts on one hand and refusal
to consider facts on the other.
1t is said that the government was
in sore strait. It is asserted that If
the bargain with the syndicate had
not been made when. it was ''there-
would have been no tomorrow" in. gov.
ernment finance.
OF course this is not true. The credit.
of the country is much too good to adj.
NIT of any such assumption The
patriotism. even of the banks is. much
too great 20 admit of doubt that in SO
extreme a case they would have poured
gold into the treasury to meet tbs,
emergency. especially as the operations
would not have cost them penny, fo<
they held over $50, 900, 900 of coin for
which they had no legitimate. banking
need.
But why was the treasury allowed TO
fall into such strait that it must pay
from s., 900, ,OO0'to 81, 900, 900 of the peo-
ple's money to a. syndicate as salvage7
The. condition of things which. pre-
vailed when S62, 900, 900 Of bonds worth.
11o'were sold for 1O411 had been Wis
IDLY approaching for weeks. There.
was ample opportunity to avert the
crlsis. Yet the administration neither
used the powerit possessed nor made.
any frank and candid appeal to. con-
,gress for other powers. We have. high
authority for saying that if the presi-
dent had frankly said TO. congress that
the revenues were deficient a bill au-
therizing the. issue of debt certificates
TO tide over the emergency would have
been passediwittout opposition
But even putting that aside, there,
were two provisions of law under
which bonds might have been issued
weeks before the crisis was reached as
well as on. the day when disaster is
said to have been impending:
II the loan which was made through
the syndicate at heavy loss and 10 the
scandaleus disoredit Of the governments
had been offered a fortnight earlier in
the open market there is No. possible
doubt that the bonds would have been
taken at something like their full
value.
The goEsrnment was "pinched~ and
'1buncoed" simply becaese those who
are responsible for ftsfnancesexaggeT-
ated the emergency and suffered them
selves to be needlessly crowded into
conner.
The bond decker Was seandalOns. and
every excuse that has been offered
serves only to emphasize the diseredtA
Of TN Y. World (Dem(.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29
ENGLAND BENEFITED.
The Democratic Tarif a Boon to English
Manufacturers.


Manufacturers
The German tariff, as was conf
dently anticipated, has proved to be a
veritable boon to English manufae-
turers. In spite of the prevailing de-
preston in the commercial world, Eng
lish exports to the United States are
increasing. The exports for January,
1894, were R965, $50. against e, ,97s, 131
for January, 1895.
1t may be interesting to notice some
of the items of increase. In beer and
ale the larger shipments this year
were worth over s35,0OO more than in
January of last year. In spirits the in
crease was more than $4,000. OF raw
wool we bought to the extent of $780,
900 more of the product Of foreign
countries, which is at the rate of over
$40. .OOO, 900 year sent out Of the coun-
try for wool purchased. In cotton
piece goods the increase was $685., 900;
in iute goods, 5000, 700; linen goods,
$3.50, 900; silk goods, $4,000; wooden
tissues, s475, ZOO; worsted tissues, over
s., 900, goo; carpets, $4,000; hardware
and cutlery, $40, 900 for the month; lead
and it's manufactures, $4,000; textile
machinery, 500, 900; haberdashery and
millinery, s2e, 900; earthenware, china
and pottery, an increase OF s136, 900 for
the one month, without mentioning
smaller amounts.
1t is apparent that the longer this
law remains on the statute books, the
better it will be for our English cous-
ins, for the American people can only
consume fixed amount, and it is OBJ
viOus that an increase of Importation
of English goods is bound to diminish
American production
At any rate British trade is booming,
while that of the United States shows.
little sign of improvement. As indicat-
ing the change that has been wrought
later is the report of Mr.. Taney,
the United States consul at Belfast,
who says that since the passage of the
WilsOn-GOrman act the trade of that
place., which had shrunk to almost moth
ing, shows marked signs of improve
ment. Included in the. report is the
following extract from a report of the.
Belfast board of trade: "Since the pass
age of the new tariff law in the United
States business has improved and the
demand is. now equal to what it was at
any time in the past five years. 1t is.
not generally known that England'ss
commerce with 65,OOO,OOO people under
the stars and stripes amounts to quite.
as much as her trade with the 36s,OOO,--
600 under the British flag. America is,
therefore, the best friend Of English
commerce"
This tells a story which will be easi--
ly understood by American working
men and business men.-Albany- Jour-
nal
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29
POINTS OF ANCESTRY.
Prof. Brooks Dispels Some FaIlacies- Used
in Argument.

in Argument.
II goes without saying that man
has two parents, four grandparents,
eight great-grandparents and so on, so
that if we go back, say ten generations,
doubling at each step. we have two,
thousand and forty-eight ancestors.
This sort of argument has been used
by superficial geneologists to show that.
at the time of William the Conqueror,
each of us had more ancestors than
the total population of England, hence.
we must each be descendants, from
every Englishman of that day, includ--
ing the immortal William himself.
The absurdity of this sort of reason
ing has just been pointed out by Prof.
Brooks. of Johns Hopkins. His imme--
diate object is to establish a point in
the theory of evolution, but he confutes
all silly geneologists at the same time.
While it is true that we do have four
grandparents. they need not be. four.
separate and distinct persons. First
cousins have not more than three. sep
arate grandparents; if they are doubly
cousins they have but two. So.in the.
tenth generation ones two thousand
and forty-eight ancestors, are never
two thousand and forty-eight separate
persons: they abound in duplicates, ~
so to speak, as every one. knows who
has tried to trace his descent, not in
one line. but in all possible lines.
These duplicates abound especially in
small communities, whose iuha bitants
have ihtermarried for years.
Besides this, the lines from a given
pair of ancestors tend to become ex-
tinct sooner or later, so, as ancestry is
traced back, the probability is that all
the persons living in a given eommu-
nifty will be found to be descended, not
from all, but from a very few-per-
haps only one or two-of the inhab-
itants of the community as they were
centuries ago. So, instead of having
all Englishmen of the year of 1000 for
our ancestors, the probability is that
we are descended from comparatively
few of them-the number may be tech
nically many thousands, but one indi-
vidual does duty for several scores, or
even several hundreds of these, the
lines of ancestry converging upon him
from many different directions. This
is what Prof. Brooks calls the con
vergence of ancestry. y."-Philadelphia
Record,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29
GRANDPA"S; HEAD REST.

Simple and. Plain Enough to Be Enjoyed
by the Old Gentleman.
The dainty head rests, that have been
so popular recently are ftenconfined
to the chairs, that are. least in use.
Their daintiness, and the difficulty in
washing them. make them, distinctly
ornamental instead of useful, and the
grandfather" would belikely especial
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29
Murtler Will Ont

The Groom (at the first stopping
pfaceSIt no use, Clara, we. can't hide
it from people that we are. bride and
groom.
The Bride-What makes You think so,
George, dear?
The Groom (dejectedly1-Why, here
the waiter has brought usrice puddingi
Puck.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29
NecessItK,a Inyention.

General dn the near future)-Quicl1!
What news?
Aide Cbreathlessly)-The enemy's
pneumatic bicycle brigade is attacking
our flank
General (promptly)-Ten the gunners
to load with tacks.-Pearson's.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29
A woman's wiies.

'Let me have a two cent stamp,
please" said the dapper youth.
We're all out of stamps" said the
pretty post mistress, but we have some
lovely postal cards for penny each"
And manlilze he bought dozen
Brooklyn Eagle.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29
An lnsinuatlon.

Old SxrOoge-Do you think, young
man, you could support my daughter in
the style to which she has been accus-
toned?
Her Suitor-I could, but I'm not
mean enough to do it.-Chicago Record.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29
Very Evident.

Flypps-Do you suppose Scribble
gets paid for his jokes?
Flopps-He certainly must. They
show of themselves that they can't be
written for fun.--Raffalo Courier.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29
EThree important states elect o.,

% Three Important states elect gov
ernors this year, Iowa, ohio and Ken
tucky. The republicans are assured of
two and have fighting chance in the
third. The democrats are prepared
for the worst" is the way one demo-
cratic paper puts it-Iewa State Regis,
tar,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29

FIN spite of the fact that the pay
ments for pensions have. been cut down
forty-four million dollars year since
the last year of Harrison's sdministra-
ton, the appropriations made by the
democratic congress exceed those of the
Fifty-irst congress, which democrats
denounced dasextravagant- as Ifthe dem
ocrats fancy that the American people
can be induced to believe that this is
economy they are much mistaken. as
they will find out to their cost next
year-San Francisco Chronicle.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29
THE BICYCLE. CRANK.

Make Him Run q Sewing Machine While
He Is Getting Exercise.
A new contrivanre' for making a hus--
band and his, wheel both useful and
agreeable is. suggested. in the Album
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29

g The democratic managers place
the appropriations of the Fifty-third
congress at $500, $40, ,69I.O4. But they
neglect to say that this does not include
provision for interest on the new bond
issues, or several contracts authorized
without providing the money which
will be necessary to pay the eontrac-
tors. Thus more than S24, 600, 900 of the
expenditures of this congress do not APP
pear in the appropriations. In reality
the outlay was about S1,015, 100000,
and this large total was reached in
spite of reduction of S42, ,OOO. 900 in the
pensions account. The Fifty-third con-
gress broke the record for general ex-
penditures.-Troy Times.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29

Cousin Ethel. is Col. Blazer a
brave soldier?" ''Oh, don't think he
is afraid of powder" mo, don't
think he is, for saw his nose against
your face last night. Minneapolis
Tribune.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-03-29

First Beat-Wot yer doin' fer q
livin' now? Second Beat-Workin'.
p. B.-What? >. B.-Same oil racket.
Boston Courier.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-11
HE MANAGED KILAUEA.
MR.. sEssER, WHO HAS HANDLED
THE ISLANDS CYCLORAMA.
First Visit to Hawaii To Take the Can
vas to the Colonies and Europe
-Friends Here.

w. f. Sesser and wife arrived by
the Australia and will spend ten
days in the islands. Mr.. Sesser
was manager OF the Kilauea Cyclic
rama at the Columbia Exposition
and the Midwinter Fair, and has
also taken it to the principal cities
of the Eastern States. He is a
member Of the Cylorama Company
and his immediate business at
Honoluluis to meet tine other direc-
tors of the corporation.
Mr.. Sesser is really on his way
to Australia and London, however
and his business is to open the way
for the Cyclorama in the Colonies
and in Europe. He will leave by
the Monowai on the 10Th, calling
at Auckland. He will then visit
Sydney and the other large towns
of Australia, ard sail from there
for London.
Mrs. l.. A. Thurston assisted
Mr.. Sesser in making the Cyclic
rama a success at the Worlds Fair
The volcano manager has severa
other personal friends here. II,
has never visited Hawaii before.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-11
shss, Of all in leavsung Poser Latest s. Govt Report
RH:A!:!!!!! RR sxasSE
ABSOLUTELY PURE
FOR A STATE FUNERAL.
ANHANUIMINr ron TuE JUSTICE
HtCKERTON oBsEouIEs.
~ y IN. Tomorrow Police aud
Miiitary Escorts RAN bearers
to Act

The funeral Of TIE late Mr. Justice
Richard 4. Bickerton will take
place from the residence, Waikiki,
at ? o'clock tomorrow afternoon.
Rev Alexander Macintosh will
conduct the religious ceremonies
On the way TO the cemetery the
procession will be joined at the King
street gate 20 the Executive Build
ing by a military escort Of two com
panics. 81 men each from Il and 4,
regulars, under Major J w Jones
The procession will be headed by
a company of police, 2 men under
Captain Parker Next, the Gov.
ernment baud, the military escort,
the undertaken, the officiating
clergyman aud the hearse, in the
order given. The following pail
bearers IN carriages will come next.
Judge w. A. Whiting, Judge J.
A. Magoon, a. S. Hartweu, Cecil
Brown, Henry Smith. S. X. Kane,
Il. A, Schaclcr, Colonel W. T.
Allen, II. A. Widcmann, George
C. Ross. Alteruates Minister
Henry Cooper and l.. A. Thurston
Following The pail bearers Ia the
procession will be the chief MOURN
crs, President Dole accompanied by
ides-de-camp the Cabinet, the
Diplomatic Corps Justices OF the
Supreme Court, members Of the
bar and the general public, in the
order given The procession will
continue through King to Fort, to
Kukui, to Nuuauu and up to the
cemetery.
During tomorrow the Judiciary
building will remain closed The
Executive building will be closed
at noon for the day. Flags at the
Government houses are at half
mast The doors to the court
rooms in the Judiciary building
and to the office Of Judge Becker
ton are draped in mourning colors.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-11
FIRST BATTALION OUT.
MAKE rINE suowtNo Alta pniiL
AND MARCH
On the Death ~ capt. Kai-n
Notes ga various Companies Of
the Tir.t Regiment.

The first battalion turned out well
Tuesday evening. b paraded three
platoons. Battalion formed on Ar
mory square, it being level aud
fairly hard. A short march wa
taken during which the battalion
was put through various move
ments. The Colonel was out. The
band was dispensed with. Major
Mcleod at the conclusion COM
plimcnted the men on the turnout
and the marked improvement
shown The display was certainly
an excellent one. Each command
was steady and attentive and not a
break was made IN the hour and a
half the battalion was out. The
double time movements were cspcc-
tally pretty and effective.
Company ID viii have AN impor-
tant business meeting this evening.
A full attendance is urged.
Election of captain to succeed II.
Kai-a, deceased, i'm c. will take
place next Tuesday evening. Capt.
Camara will superinteud the cleo
ton.
Capt Broome viii conduct the
election in ID next Wednesday even
ing
Members of c will enter for the
medals next week.
Company II has received lots of
practice ammunition One of the
teams of this command may chal-
lenEe the sharpshootcrs after Christ
mas.
D's ammunition house has been
moved to the rear Of the drill shed
Company + will likely leave to
morrow for lis Island march, going
via Waialua, Kahuku and the Pail.
Company 6 held a business
meeting Tuesday evening The
following resolution on the death
of Captain Henry kara was
adopted.
WHEREAS, Henry Kai-a, captain
of the company, has departed from
this life; and
WHEREAS, Deceased was man
of sterling worth, and one in whom
we reposed confidence and esteem
for his ability and energy;
ReS0igea, That we take this means
OF expressing our sincere regret and
sorrow over the sad ending of his
life;
Resoi5e9, That to his sorrowing
relatives we extend coincidence and
sympathy;
Res0i1ed, That this memorial be
spread upon the records of Com
pany G, n. G. H., and copies for
warded to headquarters Of the First
Regiment, n. G. H., and to the
press Of the city.
First Lieut.. Kea has been nomi-
mated lor the captaincy of C.
The second battalion will drill
next week.
Company { has made notable
improvements in IFS home at the
Armory. New chairs, tables, pic
lures and a gun rack have been put
in. Facilities for games popular
with the company and general
amusements have been provided.
Capt. Camara has been very active
in making the quarters attractive.
Company + arrived back at
Headquarters from their long
march around Koko Head and the
Pail at o'clock this after
noon. They were sun
burned lot, but had a great
time. No accidents of any kind &C.
CURED. The hardest par: Of the
trip was climbing Nuuanu Pail.
Captain Broome stood the march
well and returned in fine fetter,