The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-25
SLICK sLAPs AND SLIM SLAMS.

Winfield Courier: The cause of all this
row N Wichita is now explained. The
Populst paper up there compares Debs
with Christ.
ST. Joseph News: 1t was a Wichita
man who shook his fist at Attorney Gen
eral Dawes and shouted, Give US lib
erty, or give US drink
Leon Indicator: When Tiger Bill of
Wichita, gets hungry-as he will If he
depends on his prosecution rake-oTs-he
Will eat Lieurance's Jersey COW.
Kansas City Journal: Wichita is get
ting so much advertising on the strength
OF that ten minutes divorce that il Will
undoubtedly be tempted to white off an
other minute or so.
recently secured a divorce for his client
in just seven minutes. II must be ad-
m.tted that for neatness and dispatch this
Wichita man beats the record.
Chicago Tribune: Mrs. Lease has de-
termined to go on lecture tour. Speak
who loves his feilow-men. I advise you
to refuse to stay awake.-Mr. Lease.
Leon Indicator: While Governor Nor
rill IS enforcing the prohibition law N
Wichita why doesn't ne do II in Law
renee. Topeka and Kansas City also?
Better call OF Tiger Bill at Wichita.
Lawrence Journal: The Wichita Eagle
the Eagles remarks in reference to Tiger
Bill do not constitute violence, then We
fail 10 grasp the meaning of the term.
Lawrence Journal: The state admits
tration ought to put out detectives 10 dis
cover if possible the local sentiment in
Wichita, which. as We all agree, is nee
essary in the enforcement of the prohibit
tory law.
Minneapolis Messenger: what has
become Of the Dawes Indian commits
s!on?' inquiries the Wichita Eagle. But
the Eagle doesn't care so much about
that as il does the Dawes police COM
m:sSiOnerS.
house at Wichita will burn corn instead
of coal for fuel. il corn gets down to Y
cents. Some mathematicianS say il can
be done, while others are equally positive
that il cannot.
Kansas City Gazette: The Wichita
Eagle calls Kansas City corporate boil
on the Sni Hills. IraSmuch as IL init
mates that beer IS sold there it's appella-
ton can only apply to that portion of the
city in Missouri.
Salina Republican,: When the curfew
begins to toll at Wichita. Mr. Lease will
heave a great sigh of relief. 1t will bring
Mary Elizabeth home at proper hour.
as fatherly care.
Lawrence Journal: The Wichita Eagle
with its comments on the remarks OF At
torney General Dawes. has not yet reach
ed this office, but there has been a general
cleaning up OF the editorial rooms in an
ticipation of its advent.
Newton Kansan: The Wichita Eagle
publishes more editorial matter than any
other daily paper in the state. While We
do not indorse all the Colonel writes, We
must admit that his articles are also the
best written in the state.
Caldwell News: A Wichita couple were
divorced in just four minutes after the
wife fling complaint. The husband was
probably on the jointist side of the fight
and had the district Judge to back him.
Things are hot in that hell-hole.
Topeka Journal: II wichita's senti-
rieDts should prevail in next years Re-
eral Dawes will realize that he would
better have walked all the way to the
windy city than write that letter.
Augusta Press: William Hope Harvey.
author OF "Coin's Financial School," will
be at the State Fair at Wichita, We'd
nesday. Oct. 2 Colonel Marsh Murdoch
is bound to have free silver talk at the
fair grounds as well as In the Eagle Of
flee.
Lawrence Journal; Having raised the
biggest row OF the century in Wichita,
some of the ardent opponents OF ardent
spirits want Attorney General Dawes to
sail into Leavenworth. But IL appears
that Dawes knows when he has had
enough.
Lawrence Journal: II Mr.. Attorney
General Dawes would show as much zeal
in an effort to close the saloons OF Leav-
enworth and Wyandotte as he displays
in his work in Wichita. the trouble In the
latter place would not appear so much
like persecution.