Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-09-15

he mad more Ingenuity than I. He
| colId make the tutor believe that the
moon was maze Of green cheese. where
/ as I could not even make the same fac
ultv believe what it already knew. Ii 1
said the earth was round like q ball
and slightly depressed at the poles, for
the first time there would be q feeling
of doubt in the minds Of my insTuc-
tors
But Howard, after delivering the
faledictOry, went forth into the world
for himself. He felt q certain repuS-
nance 20 industry which showed mat
his blood had q slight arlstocraLc
tinge. He tried two or three easy plO-
fessiOns but finally turned his back TO-
ward them all. He was ouered q slIu~
alton at $40 per month to teach, but
Turned bitterly on his heel and said
with some asperity that ne Woulu
rather pump thunder IN hell az b cents
n clan" Those We're his very words.
That remark was the lnueN 10 the
mans whole character. He would say
tbiDEs ut all times that other people
anerward bitterly regretted.
FINALLY he developed q new disease
and his autopsy was extremely promls-
srr For this reason he was greatly
sought after bv tthe medical colleges.
lie was offered over 500 for his re-
mains. But he hung out His boy
hood home had offered him 5000 70 go
away and remain. TO which his iatner
had offered 20 add $500. He asked my
advice. and I told HIM to hang on.
for $1,000. for I felt sure -t would De
given. This proved 10 be true i
helped Co make up the amount.
Finally ne GOT five Of the ablest med
ical colleges above 500 and sold his
carcass 20 each Of them.
Then. stricken by remOrse, he came 70
tho mercy seat. thinking that It would
ra lust The thing for @ saden-ry man,
embraced Christianity and three or four
If The most desirable workers In the
Ladies' auxiliary. became O missionary,
went 10 the tropics, and @ week after
r, landed the chief had him Up oJ his
house for dinner.
I repeat this TO show Just how mean
man can be To- q medical college tAat
never 10y word or deed has harmed nm
.n the least. Did You ever nc,ice now
few valediccOr.ans gel % be president
They an aC once fin life early morn
seem to- find themselves great. and the
next morning cley awake 90 ind Jney
have slept IL off.
Rows remember this and De COM
f3~-ed when YOU are not chosen vale
ffc-or.e1. BE brave. Industrious, hon
asst and temperate. Temperance IS SAID
re Do one of the best things We have.
busrel of corn makes @ gallon OF
whisky worth on the market SIS. On
this -ra Government gets $3.50 COR more
-rw1 Tre farmer gers il cents. (lAls
IS 600 uucll The railroad sets dol
a- The manufacturer Ge-s So. The
venla- gets 3d. And the consumer gets
The res-. which consists mostly OF red
and lua clgVhce's I'm his head and O
rich Cow ct animal and vegetable spT-
it's.
The gent emlu correspondent ~ New
buryrorr viii CD Wen to treasure UP
the above figures and cling more close
U.s. Co .he dear ola pump or the old
0lkol bucket tte B0l1kel bucket that
hung iu -re ve.L
Several corr Q101en-s write % ask
in q most courteous manner 20 know
why have said nothing about llo biz
cycle and the new woman. This is
easily explained. Others are saying and
doing enough I'M this line. So th0- my
silence could uo- Dr. noticed. an the
friend Of both the bicycle end the new
woman. and $50, both have their enc
mics I emit the following adj from The
Rocky Mountain News. of Denver.