The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-07-28
SLICE sLAPs AND SLIM SLAMS.


Abilene Reflector: Wichita has re-
pealed all liquor ordinances ana says to
go it,
Pratt Republican: II Governor morrill,
don't allow the joints at Wichita to open
pretty soon the Wichita Eagle will need
a nurse.
Arkansas City Reporter: The Wichita
Morrill joint fight still wass merriiy
along. with first blood for the Eagle
precinct.
Topeka Press: Wichita will row have
home rule and free whiskey The ques-
ton now arises is Wichita bigger tnan the
state of Kansas.
,Atchison Globe: The peace and quiet
ita Eagle would indicate. that its kicking
for peace had some result
Lawrence Journal: Mr.. Lease has not
yet appeared in bloom.rs, and tnere is
reason to believe that Ms: Lease does
not approve of men wearing tnem-
Topeka Journal: Wichita couldn't keep
out of it. A family named Pitzei has
sprung into notice there 10 divide the in
terest in the Holmes murder case
Ponca City Courier: There are thirteen
pay taxes on $500. 900 worth Of diamonds.
This is pretty nearly up to Wichita.
Augusta Press: The Eagle came out
recently with the fash head. Morrill,
writes letter" Isn't this encroaching
Atchison Globe: Wichita is having a
big religious revival Towns, like sdsap-
pointed women, sometimes turn 10 re-
ligion for diversion and consolation.
Barber County Index: The Topeka Cap
ital (Rep) says that Horr is doing Har-
vey up" Now which is right? For
our part We are with the Eagle in this
instance.
Kingman Courier: Rufe Cone is the
Demo-Pop nominee for sheriff in Sedg-
T Has county again The Gny is 'n ss1 mat at
Is holding one.
Topeka Journal: A Wichita doctor
complains because he is called quack.
He shoNldn't care. If all doctors were
judged ~ their long. broad bills, he would
have lots of company.
Guthrie Capital: The feeling is so
strong between the two places that II
Wichita man should appear on the streets
of Topeka with a revolver in his hand he
could sack the town.
Cheney Sentinel: Large cities like
Wichita, Topeka. Lawrence and Leaven-
worth have no more rights under the law
to sell whiskey than Cheney or any other
small town. Close the joints.
Kansas City Journal A Wichita man
drowned himself because his wife scolded
him. 1t may be necessary for the new
woman to reprove her husband, but she
should do it gently and kindly.
Topeka Press: isn't it a long time be-
tia. NO" responds the Peerless Primo
ess. 1--WE have the quantity alright enough
It's the quality we're kicking about"
Emporia Gazette: The Wichita Eagle
wants to make Sweet Marie" the ma
tional hymn. The national hymn of
Wichita should be that old-time favorite.
.Forty-nine Bottles. Hanging on the
Wall"
Johnson City Journal: For genuine per-
severance, Kansas men are noted. A
raran sar O.
paper man to gain an interview with Miss
Helen Gould, on her trip to the noun
tains.
Pratt Republican: The Republicans,
Democrats and Pops. in county conven;
the Eagle. Evidently the Eagle is car
rying water on both shoulders and tub
on top Of its head.
Lawrence Journal: Wnen Mrs. Lease
advised the farmers Of Kansas 10 raise
less corn and more hell, she did not
think that they were capable OF raising
both. The perdftion they raise this year
will be with Mrs. Leases party.
Arkansas City Traveller: When the
refendum candidate for lieutenant gov
ernor. they yell "quack.' For this un-
seemly conduct he threatens to twist the
necks of the young ducklings.
Marsh Murdoch, the governor has
changed his famous ALTERATION witch
tia, the winning wonder of the western
world to Wichita. the whiskey warning
wonder Of the western world"
Minneapolis Messenger: Let us see:
How many people are there in Wichita
Observation-Disclosures City Journal. Not
one. Kansas people, even though they
live in Wichita, are not allowed to dress
that way.-Lawrence Journal. We thought
the altogether didn't require any dress.
Lawrence Journal: The special CORES
pendent at Wichita yesterday discovered
that lot of the big Cowiey county corn
fields had been fired and sent the news
ten minutes, and was fake all the time.
What southern Kansas needs is someone
to fire that Wichita liar.
Arkansas City Traveller: Wichita COM
posers evidently think their music hath
charms TO soothe the savage breast" ac-
coriingly, a colored composer of that
place is at work on production that VIII
cause the guards at the Chateau diff 10
hold up their hands and allow John l..
Waller to walk out, scott free.
Arapahoe Bee: The Wichita Eagle
stoops to make a savage attack on In
dian music. eli ought to hear our quar-
Bear and High-back Bear. oft in the
Silly night" when these wild warriors
of the Washita MARBLE their wierd lays
the hair OF A tenderfoot raises without
the use of scalping knife.
Kansas Breeze: Generally the fight OF
a mans life comes when he is young or
middle-aged, but there are exceptions.
Now, for instance, there Is Colonel NJ. NJ.
Murdoch at the age Of 90 or thereabouts
engaged in a desperate. hand-to-hand con-
flict with the Rothschilds, the great red
dragon. the British money power. Wall
street and the preachers OF wichita all
at once.
Sanna Republican: Since Lewelling
has bought fusion of the Democrats IN
Sedgwick county for two barrels of but
termilk, IL is likely that the buttermilk
fad will prevail throughout the state and
catch the whole Demacrotic party. But
ternilk and Fusion will be the rallying
cry. II is refreshing TO learn. however.
that Democracy has turned its back on
its ancient friend. whiskey, and subsd-
tuted buttermilk.
Kansas City Star: L. n. Lewelling has
established a butter trade with the City
of Mexico, notwithstanding the 10 cents
pound duty imposed by the Mexican gov |
eminent. His first shipment was not
big one, but IL opened a channel OF pros |
perity in Kansas that certainly will re-
suit in greater good 70 the people than !
that new industry Of standing around and |
waiting for an Office that some other fell |
low happens TO hold.
Atchison Globe: The leading citizens OF
Wichita have called convention 20 pro- !
test against the useless row gong on |
there L will do them 10 good The 1
best citizens Of Kansas have no influence /
when the politicians and preachers deter 1
mine on a row 70 get the pinhead Pro- |
hlbiTOn-StS in the RepupIcan column |
There have been many OF these rows, but !
they have never yet resulted in getting |
the Prohibitionists in line The Prohi- |
b!tionists know that the politicians are |
not IN earnest. and vote against The Re |
publicans regularly.
Rice County Eagle: Il IS said politics /
makes a strange bed-fellow-one OF the /
most curious cusses we have seen in the l
Endorsement OF the Wichita Eagles Sill 4
yer views By the Se6gwick county Popu- /
lists. To have been a fy IN the corner. /
noted Murdock's demeanor and heard him
say some words" as he read the resolu- i
ton Ra-ulr'z biggest Z