Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-11-10

generalizing, create a great deal Of sur.
fering for ourselves by our inability to
say no. We are afraid Mademoisella
Blue Blood will be nasty unless we aro
counted by her as among the generous
people. Now, why couldn't we let her
think whatever she wants. and say
whatever she wants as long as We
know that we are doing right? So
ciety demands Of us that we shall DO
civil but surely not to the individual
who politely but certainly robs US.
SOME DISAGREEABLE PEOPLE.
The other Objectionable people? Wen,
there is the woman who says vile things
about you, and who, when she meets
YOU, asks you why you haven't been to
see her. and insists upon kissing you.
Then there is the elderly trump who
feels that it is her duty to talk religion
to YOU. and the very minute she begins,
all the choice wickedness I'm you comes
to the surface, and when she leaves sha
can say with a certain amount Of truth
that you have spoken in such a way
that she is sure you are turning infdel.
1t is a wonder you don't turn canntbal.
Then there is the man who watches you
every time you speak TO man, hoping
that you will do or say something that
he can repeat at his club, and which
will burt YOUR reputation. He haa
reached that time in life when he IA
bagev under the eyes, very much wrin-
killed. dyes his mustache, and Is given
over to strong perfumes. Also to kiss
ing the daughters OF his old triend1
who loathe him, and who would rathea
kiss the most miserable cur on tbs
street than this curious expression or
masculjnity gone wrong. From tha
wicked old mani mean tho type anN-
ions to impress you with his wickeds
ness-may we all pray to be deliyeredl
Then there is the woman who IS always
telling YOU who her ancestors Were
She herself is an old bore and nobody
cares if she was descended from Gen-
eral Fiddle-Faddle, who came over u
America in 1900, probably on one OF tho
convict ships and who undoubtedly
left his country for his counIy's good.
This woman always reminds me- OF
something that that very witty gentle7
man. BENJAMIN Franklin, said: inc
mule is very anxious to speak about hen
mother the mare; but never her father
the jackass.
A GLIMPSE OF SPANISH LIFE
received the other day a clipping,
from a Spanish newspaper which Illus
trates very well how far ahead of 10
the daughters Of Spain are In thelB
mingling. not only OF religion and busl@
ness for some Of us are pretty well up
in that. but also in making the pubic
aware of the matrimonial possibilities
in the family and the hard-heartednesi
of q cruel landlord. This is 1t;
"This morning our SayiouE summoned
away the jeweler, Siebald Illmaga'
from his shop to another ana DeIteF
world. The undersigned, his WidCWr
will weep upon his tomb, as viii also
his two daughters, Hilda and Emma,
tbe former of whom is married ana th9
latter is omen to an offer. The tuneral
will take place tomorrow. Ills dls~r
consulate widow.
"VFRONIQUE ILLMAGA.
"P. S.-This bereavement Will not M
terrupt our business, which Will b. car
ried on as usual only our place oil Dus-
mess will be removed to NUMBER lourf
Tessie de Teinteurier, as our graspln&
landlord has raised our rent.
Isn't that fine? And wouldn't 1t Big
. GOOD thing if we all could, In this
child-like way, publish our opinions on
our landlord and butchers ana DdhelI
and grocers who invariably chaIeo
more than they ought TO, and VINO grow
rich from the profits gained trom lhho1
cent and unprotected women. CI tha0
don't fetch my landlord nothing Will
A young woman wrote and asked ma
what l would advise her to have Ior
FAVORS ON THE DINNER TABLE.
I wish to remark that the Senate OF
the United States has ordained spe~
cial thanksgiving on the last THURSDAY
in November for the doing away OF alb
the rattle-trap stuff in the way OF boxes
and TOYS and ribbons that made one
feel on departing. like a shOp-lifter' or
else like one of those horrible women
who chase after bargains. The dinner
favor is no more; it is the dinner that -
of importance, and all the boxes OF
sweets and all the candy elephants anu
all the punches of flowers tied win
streamers will not excuse bad cooking
and worse service. L trust that tho
Young woman is answered to her salts
faction. ,
LOVE AND SUNSHINE.
Another young woman who wanted
to know. inquired how often she should
LET her betrothed spend sunny hours
with her" THAT is what she wrote). lc
depends entirely upon her appearance
If. as / imagine from her letter, she is
combination of beauty and folly, sha
had better let him see as little OF her as
possible: but If she happens 70 be long
on brains and short on beauty, then shd
may meet him as often as she plea5e$
The charm of beauty also soon WearA
awav.. but the woman who has some
thing more than mere beauty can mako
q man forget her face, and appreciate
keenly her heart and her mind. ina
cleverest man that ever lived u declinnd
to mention his nance, said; 'Famil--
iar-ity is a magician cruel to beauty and
kind to ugliness." ,,,,.-
a quotation? OF course It is. When
one is fortunate enough to come across
a clever thing, it becomes ones duty IN
send it along to The next What ! am
boping for is that, some day, quite ny
accident. I Will say something very
clever: YOU viii repeat It, and your Desi
Young man will ask, 'Who nrst saIo
fhat?" And you will answer BAB'
SETTLING AN OLD GRUDGE.
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