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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05
For that splenetic. tired feel.
Go take 4 pneumatlc-tired wheel.

Martini-They tell me you had grea; time last
night | suppose You didn't allow the others 10 do
stought5n-Tt was about an even thing. They paid
for the liquor. but the Jokes mostly al my ex-
pense.-tf}oston Transcript.
THE Interior" Of Chicago. says: "A w-Engiand
Episcopal bishop young minister az a s-cial
gathering and was introduced. An. Ir. $500, am
pleased 10 meet YOU. | am told that you are a
Congregationalis;.' Yes. Bishop. I Im a Congre-
gat'onalls; An well. Mr.. - excuse me. but
while | recognize you gentleman. cannot
recognize you as a Christian That Is All right.
Bishop. While | recognize YOU Chris sian.
I cannot recognize you as gentleman The story
Is oil one. AMI the chances are that II is not
true
Dangerous symptom-"I fear that Maud is de-
veloping new woman tendencies" said the anX-
What has she been DOING" asked the father. in
genuine alarm Been wanting bloomers% .,
hook instead OF a hairpin. this morning, TO fasten
her shoes. "-(Cncinnati Tribune.
story is told of an English surgeon. who, in
his earlier student days attended critical opera
ton in Paris When IT was over. the complete
silence and immobility OF the patient held the stu
dents in awed suspense. After few moments
seeing still no signs OF the agonies they knew the
patient must be suffering. they exclaimed in one
breath: "IIe is dead; he is dead NO. gentle
men" OF the chief surgeons answered; me is
not dead he is English.
Little Ben lives in a new house OF the most
modern o modern houses where light. water. heat
and other things are all 10 be had by turning
knob touching bell fie lives in state OF
perpetual marvel over these things and the o'hor
night. when suffering from a headache. TIE litle
fellow said his mother. who sat beside him:
Please turn the dark. mother. my eyes hurt
me I'll louisville Courier Journal
Rector acting "a cicerOnc)-So madam. you have
COW the orslr. the font. ard the nave. should
next like to corduct YOU to the altar
I.ady-Oh. this is 80 sudden
There IS ve~y clever small crl in England who
reasons a many things for herself. ana
who cannot be deceived many other sm al er.s
are. by things that are toll! them nor FUN HaV-
ing been told by Of her aunts tn2t the moon
was made Of green cheese. she Immediately s.nght
out her grandfather ~ whom she SAID. Aunt J.
says the moon Is made OF green cheese. but Cont
believe IT.
And why not?' asked her grandfather.
'Becausc I've been rcad.n In the Bible. ana II
proves the moon amt made ~ green cheese. be-
cause the moon made before the COWS was. -
diapers Young People.
An n,erienominat ional convention 90 Christian
ministers Is be held in Virginia during the pres
ent month. The list OF those who will take part
includes ii9 Methodiss. ia Baptists. 80 Presby-
,erians Is Iutherans and II Episcopaans Tho
convention is called TO discuss the office OF the
Holy Spirit
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05

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Controller Fitch has responded promptly -
TIA. Trilmnr'S suggestion that h" explain :" ih"
hist 81 hi, ability HI relations :" ih" iulh'lil
lcecr,i,luain by winch Tammany administrators
concealed from taxpayer, numerous fats Wh.'h
they were entitled 70 know. The Controller ~1>N
,..,h;n., ,hnu, the methods cmpl ,Nrd to cticD' D
sham reduction In he lax rat" f'r M" pip'>"
Of foolns ,hc people Doubtless this W'~ lis.
erect avoidance OH hs part lli- "NPlahl'l'h "i
,h. system and Practice ~ municipal bond '~'u'>
+, Ineligible and far ns II goes satisfactory
Tim trouble with II * that il does not Z" far
cunugh T. does not touch III" point 'h't now
for The first time. in conscpll'nc" % Mayor
S,ronc's procurement and publication Of n-ur'N
from the Finance Department. tn" tANpAy'rN
b,vr some definite knowledge Of III" liabilities
which the municipality has incurred on their H'-
,,un, in recent wears and especially during lh'
l.t wear Of Tammany administration AMI MI
Fitchs frs, year ~ Controller The people hid
. right 10 know not only what bonds had been
issued Ian, also what unisSucd bonds had boon
authorized and what obligations were certain 4"
uo,ur. in the near future This informlion
th.v now possess. thanks 10 Mayor Strong. Mp
pur.n,lv incy would not hav" Obtained it from
the customary publications. of III" Financ" De
n,rrmcpt Mr.. Fitch shows that h" has followed
the example II his predecessor without seeming
+, realize ,hat in so doing h. has not mad" the
best use 81 his natural Sagarity ana personal
r,r,irndr. He would hay" served the community
uor. 10 lts advantage and satisfaction If. az his
own accord he had mad" ~ frank AMI clear an
exclamation Of the financial situation months ago
rs he has now made Of necessity
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05

Mexico and Guatemala to be congra.u
upon the amicable settlement Of the boundary dis
pute which so recently threatened to involve them
In war. This Is a time for all American nations
to suppress native dissensions and stand in solid
array against the impending aggressions Of for
eign powers.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05

dously cunning are also capable Of being i'm
mensely surprised when they learn that in any
well-ordered court Of justice a confession" pro-
cured by such means is worth just about as much
as the paper it is written on, and no more.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

The largest gold coin in existence is said 70
the gold ingot. LOOT OF AMMAN, a fat round
piece worth about s325 the value being written on
IL in India ink.
\ maiden lady IN Newburg keeps a parrot which
swcars and a monkey which chews tobacco. she
says between the two she doesn't miss husband
very mUch-tAtCnisOn Globe.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05

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COMING DELIGHTS.
Now Is the small boys careless soul
Made glad by thoughts OF weather
When ne at he old swimmin' hole
Can pose In altogether"

Cincinnati Tribune.
"A new journal" says The Philadelphia Req
ord" has been launched upon the educational
world In the shape OF a Latin monthly. II rejoices
In the title OF "Praeco Latinus. and IL has for its
aim the dissemination and encoura cement of Latin
speech and the cultivation OF Latin literature one
half OF the periodical is printed in Latin and the
other half In English. An interesting feature Of
the paper Is the publication OF Robinson Crusoe"
translated into Latin by +. j. GoffauX. gem
erous glossary is attached giving the meaning Of
those words used In the translation which like
" to be unfamiliar TO the average Latin student.
one page is e,oted TO the publication OF nu-
merous testimonials from subscribers who have
written In Latin their expressions OF deep regard
for the master mind responsible for the pubca-
ton
How to Srcceed.-There is nothing in literature Of
more Importance than the notices which have
guided the footsteps OF the great They are interest
ing to the public and noble footsteps OF the
younger generation 10 higher better things. The
following have been compiled with great care
Thomas Platt: The battle Is no, always 10 the
Strong
Adelina Patti: Strive to keep up appearances
Richard Croker: Never relinqush principle. Live
on the Interest.
DR.. Parkhurst Heaven helps those who help them.
selves
David b. Hill: am a Democrat.
Mrs. Lease: one never loses by being gentleman.
Phil Armour The pen Is mighticr than the sword.
The Supreme Court: Try, try, again.
Grover Cleveland didn't know IL loaded
George NJ Pullman: Those who sleep must pay the
porter.
Russell Sage: Never give up."'-lwsshnstOu Star
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05

50 100 10 81 400 and so on down. This is Il good
beginning The total saving accomplished will
amour; 10 more than $4,000 year. TIL" Com
miSSioncrs will. of course. have no difficulty in
filling the places with competent men at III"
salaries agreed on The Dock Department has
been Tammany stronghold. in which all kinds
of evil practices have hOuriShcd and much city
money has been wasted. II is plain after yes
trrlav'S proceedings hat new era has set In.
Shortly after the famous "Iat Sunday school
NJ the Fifth Avcnu" Hotel which was an in
glorious fzzlcthc cmineu, statesman from
lower Broadway made a journey 10 Albany 10
see if he could not induce Governor Morton To
oin with him in putting the screws on Mayor
Strong II was a melancholy pilgrimage. Inc
statesman got no satisfaction from the GOV
crnor. who told him pretty plainly that he would
take no part in The NcwYork fight. Mr.. Platt
returned sooner than he intended. and in gloom
Now he has gone 10 Albany again. This time To
indurr Mr. Morton. if he can. 10 appoint Police
Commissioner Murray 10 the vacancy caused 10y
Julcc Marines death Is there any reason 10
believe that he will be more successful on this
mission than on the last? If In" Governor makes
the appointment desired by Mr.. Platt will he
interfere in politics. in This city:
Advocates of tie referendum Will b" pleased
with the action Of the Assembly Yesterday in
nossinr Mr.. Conkling's bill for submitting 10 III"
voters ot thc next election the question of IN"
municipol ownership of the street ana elevated
roods in the several cities If the STATE" \ vote
ON This question will he in conSonanc" with the
vote taken in this city last fall in r"fer"nc' -
,h. construction of underground rapid-tranSit
roads m bubble expense. Both are signs OF the
times nosscsSing special significance. In c'nn"c-
,ion with -hc passage of This measure thc As
scmblv provided for a special commute" 10 III
vcstigair al urban railroads ana rrpori 7" the
noxt Icyisl1turc This action j. undoubtedly Il
scoucl 10 the recent developments concerning The
Long Island Traction Company and the roads
: Il
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05

Republican County Committee. which has never
been consulted In the matter:
Upon reflection Edward hasn't your zeal out
run your discretion:
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1n0cf 10 A0pcrii semcnts.
Dnolness Notices.


DR.. II asbroucl< makes speciality of extracting
teeth without pain with gas. HARVARD BUILDING '29
GrU~ANE.. Cor 42d-st.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05

Democratic party Is in its very nature calculated
to grind down the worker by removing the de-
fences against foreign competition.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05


The RroOklyn city authorities arc 10 be com
mcndcd for their efforts to secure the on the
trocy-carS in That city of suitable Tenders for
he protection of that large portion Of the public
which has occasion 10 20 about the streets on
foot. Mayor Schercn has given much thought
to the subject. and on his advice Corporation
Counsel Mcdonald has drawn up bin, which
was transmitted TO Albany Yesterday. II en-
powers tho Mayor. The Police Commissioner and
the Commissioner Of City Works to determine
upon Il suitable safety fender, which shall guard
both The front and the wheels of the ear and
makes it obligatory upOr the railroad companies
10 use IT, This bill, or something closely rcsem-
bling it. should be enacted into law without de-
lIy 0r hesitation
AT the hearing on the Police Magistrates bill
given by the Senate Judiciary Committee yester-
day the principal defender Of the present Police
Justices was Elbridgc +. Gerry whose last
previous appearance In Albany, we believe. was
rs an advocate Of the bill to establish the whip
ping-post In this State. There is no incongruity
between the advocacy Of return TO semi-ba
barous methods of punishment and the defence
of Diver. Koch Grady and the rest Of the gang
which disgraces our police court bench This
hearing was in itself an absurdity. as 1t was so
palpaby intended TO furnish the committee with
an excuse for delaying action on the measure
The most interesting development perhaps, was
the intimatOn that there Is a religious motive
behind the reform bill; which. we take It. will
be news 10 the Committee Of Seventy
The new Dock Commissioners, General O'Bricn
and Mr.. Einstein, show an earnest and praise
worthy purpose TO conduct their department on
principles Of economy and reform. At their
meeting yesterday they took the salary list in
hand and succeeded In making a large number
Of reductions The secretary's salary was cut
from $4,000 TO $4,000 the assistant secretary's
from $1,000 to $500, the chief clerks from
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05

\ controlling interest in The Cle"f lana word
has been purchased by Mr.. Robert ,. Porter
formerly editor ~ The New-fork Press whose
practical experience In newspaper mahds'heh'
and wide acquaintance with puphc men anu AZ
fairs justify the expectation that MS ne" u'ue'
taking Will prosper abundantlE. Inc 'IeNv''"u
Vorll' t. Wig ,rous Republican paper published
daily in a rich enterprising and Intelligent city
and fortunate. therefore. in having fruitful
s..l1 q cultivate.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05

The Treasury deficit grows larger and larger as
the months go by. and the reputation 81 tinker
Ing statesmen responsible for The legislation
that causes II grows smaller and smaller In
corresponding degree. II Is a clear case Of cause
and effect.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05

Rerubl!can Victories In the West are admirably
supplemented by the Republican triumph In
u III LII nd
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05

The party OF citizens OF Mason Mich who
entered the county jail the other night and by
pretending that they had come to lynch a coored
man accused Of murder terrified him into CON
Tossing the crime doubtless thought they had
done prodigiously smart and clever piece OF
business. Men capable OF anything % tyemea-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05

Mayor Strong keeps on showing that he Is
well equipped with backbone and that he cannot
be cal oed or ratified or frightened
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05

The G O. = will continue to DO business at the
old stand.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05

Chicago after long and heroic struggle has
! got herself into the sunshine OF reform ana
| Republican administration. This Is what might
! b.. called progress Of the most violent type.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05

II! view ~ tn" "a iha' the RepuphcanS 'arr''u
every county I'm the state OF Michigan al 'he i''i'
elections the other day. II would appear et'''rH
I'm order for Don DickinaJn 10 can upon MI
Cleveland AMI eXIlaln how the thlng happ'Hei'
TIE present outlook is that there won De enough
Democrats in Michigan next year = make up d
Cleveland delegation to the National Democratic
ConVtn tion
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05

Tho history Of the Long Island Water Supply
Company and Of the officials who 'monkeyed
with IL ought to serve az a warning To any
statesmen who are tempted to mix themselves up
In other water Jobs in the territory recently an
n Xcd t. Brooklyn.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05
PERSONAL.
eign powers.

IT. P. Rolfe the Editor OF The Great Fails
Mont) Leader" r1s Just died. He born in
Tunbrdge VI. forty-ive years ago. graduated
from Dartmouth College in 1874. and in 1876 to
Montana. He member of the New Hampshire
Society of the Sons OF the American Revolution, and
prominent member OF the Masonic order.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05

Governor Hogg says that Texas is all right.
with So authoritative an assurance the country
can breathe freely again
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-05

There will Be general rejoicing over the effort
:, prevent the streets 81 the city from being
made storehousc for trucks and business
wagons II Il Is the duty Of the city 10 provide
storage for these vehicles property should be
purchased for that purpose and sheds erected.
But IL remains To be shown that the city has
any duty In the premises The truck-owners
have 50 long made use OF the streets that they
think they have acquired a right To do so. II Is
fine the idea was extirprted from their minds.
Evening star., 1895-08-24

t9e proof Of f6e puooins is
IN t6e eating. pesferoap's
Star contained 81 eofumns
Of oeoerftsements, meee up
Of 524 separate announce
ntenfs. t6ese aoperftsers
8osssW pa8fseifp-nof n,erefp
spaee.
Evening star., 1895-08-24
A CROWD ON THE ISLAND.
Many Went to Hear the Result of the
Futurity.

Many Went to Hear the Result of the
Futurity.
A very large crowd made. The trip to Alex
andria Island today to hear the result OF
the Furturi.y, which took place at Sheeps-
head Bay. The local card was very at
tractive one. The track was dry and fast,
Weather clear and warm. Six books were
in lire.
First race, six and half furlongs-Finn-
water, to 5, won; silva, to l, second;
Pattie, to /, third. Time, 1.2o IL.
Second race five furiongs-Murray, to
TO- won; RAFT Grendy, 40 to l, second;
Crescent, 4 to 1, third. Time, 1.o4
Third race, six and a half furlongs-
Major McNulty, 10 to l. won; Hazel. 10
1, second; Mckeever, 20 to l, third. Time
l25 Ia.
Fourth race, one mile-Brenston, to 2,
won; Joe Mack, l to l, second; BROOKLYN
to 5, third. Time, Las l-2.
Fifth race, four and one-half furlongs-
Time, 55k. Key West, IL, won; Jersey,
12-1, second; Frank R. Harp, 15-1, third.
Sixth race, six and one-half furlongs-
Time, 1.24Ra. Pulitzer, 81, won; PickaWay,
81, second; Janey, 2-1, third.
Mondays ST. Asaph Entries.
First race, six and one-quarter furlongs,
SelllnR-SSlr Iae, lOo, JACK benHlSoil,
Gov Fifer, 1O2; Moderate, 102; Pie, 102;
Duke of Glouster, 1o2; Kenneth, 1O2;
Gaiety, 102; Zamacron, 102
Second race, two-year-olds, four furlonss
-Cadiz, May Pinkerton, Baccarat, I05;
Lady Watson, Hisbie, Rapids 9S; Mario.
90; Prince Felix, 93.
Third race, seven furlongs, selling-Der-
wish, 10; Tralee, JOG; Jilson, 102; Monte
Carlo, 90; Reform, 9S; Louis Quatorze 30;
Jack Barry, 50.
Fourth race, five furlongs, seliing-Ma-
nola, 107; Noble Duke LOG; Marengo, los;
Jack Lowell, 1Q4; Philadelphia, 104; Tam
many Hall. 101; Eva's Kid, 80; Little Alice,
90
Fifth race, four and one-half furlongs,
selIing-Frank p, 106; Herndon, 100; Put
nam, 100; Mcnitress, 9S; oxford, 81; Wyo-
ming 81; Inter Ocean. 81; Roman, 81; Le-
porrello. 81; Hazel, 95; Melinda, 95.
Sixth race, six and one-half furlongs,
selling DIR. Reed, 107; Air Plant, 1o7; Boil
var, 1O4; Tioga, 104; Jimmie James, 102;
Gray Forest, 1O2; Lady Lister, 1O2; Irish
Pat, 80; Tanglefoot, 81. Cody, 80; Annie
T 90
Evening star., 1895-08-24
he Captures the Rich Prize Of the
Futurity Stakes.
FINEST FIELD EVER seen IN THEEVENT
None Of the First Fayorites Gets
a Place.
A GREAT CROWD PRESENT

sHEEPSHEAD BAY RACE TRACK,
CONEY ISLAND, August 24.-The Futur-
ity Stakes, for two-year-olds, amounting to
about $4,000. was run this afternoon. The
track was in first-class condition. A great
crowd was in attendance.
There was delay of twenty-five minutes
at the post for the futurity candidates;
then the flag went down with Handspring
Iii first place. All through the first quar-
ter Handspring held his advantage, but
Requital, Mormon and Applegate we're
pressing him close.
McCafferty electrified the excited throng
by rushing Arplegate up to Handspring
and leading him by head at the half
mile post, while little Griffin followed suit
with Requital Half way down the home
stretch Applegate had enough, and his
supporters ceased shouting as ReQuitaI,
with Griffin smiling confidently, forged
ahead and gradually increasing his ad-
vantage, won the great race by a length
from Crescendo, who came with a great
rattle in the last furlong. Silver II finish
ed third. a length behind Crescendo.
Requital went to the post at fours, after
opening at threes. Crescendo and SilverA
were at long odds. The race was run IN
LII 2-5. The heavily weighted Handspring,
Applegate, Hastings and Hazlet were well
beaten, the long delay at the post being
one of the contributing causes of their de-
feat.
Evening star., 1895-08-24
WILL BE VERY DRY.
No Liquor Will BE Sold in New York
Tomorrow.

No Liquor VIII BE Sold in New York
Tomorrow.
NEW YORK, August. 24.-It is the gen
eral opinion among liquor men here that
there will be practically no beer or liquor
sold tomorrow in any part of the city, ex-
cept that which is served with meals
The leaders now convinced that the
risk of keeping open on the Sabbath is too
great, and that the profits of holiday
trade are likely to be wasted in a fine and
other expenses in the event of their arrest.
Most of them gave up the fight, and now
about every saloon proprietor of any prom
inence in the city has acknowledged his
defeat.
The fight is over, so far as the respectable
dealers are concerned.
Acting Chief of Police Conlin today ex-
pressed himself as being well pleased at
the action of the representatives of the
Wine, Beer ard Liquor Dealers Associa-
ton, who yesterday announced the inten-
ton of the organization to close up all
saloons owned by its members on Sun
days.
Evening star., 1895-08-24
MIR. BOWLER's DECISION.
1t is Said 1t Will Probably BE Rem
Iered Within a Week

Controller of the Treasury Bowler today
received the last OF the briefs in the sugar
bounty cases, and has begun work on his
decision, which will probably be rendered
in the course of a week. He will first,
however, have to render a decision on ex-
Senator Manderson's motion to remand the
ground that the peculiar language of the
act takes the disbursement out of the
hands of the regular accounting officers of
the treasury. There Is a strong belief at
the Treasury Department that Mr.. Bowler
will overrule Mr.. Manderson's motion and
will decide against the payment of the
bounty.
Evening star., 1895-08-24
SHOT A POLICEMAN.
William Willard Resisted. Arrest ut
Dayton, Ohio.

DAYTON, Ohio, August 24.-William Will
lard shot one policeman dangerously and
rearly winged another today at noon. Will
lard, who was drunk, was beating his mis-
tress, when Mounted PAtrolman Kohler
appeared on the scene. Willard shot the
officer twice, one ball passing through his
right side and the other cutting furrow
in the top of his skull He was then pur-
sued by Special Officer O'Brien and fired at
the policeman, cutting button off his uni
form. O'Brien. however, succeeded in over
taking him and clubbing him into submis-
sion.
Policeman Kohler is at the hospital and
his condition is very serious.