New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-15
THE TALK or THE DAY.

,ev wears ago the directors OF a certain bank
we're in the habit OF dining once a month at eacn
others houses. one OF them was merchant "hoso
success in business not in the least assisted oy
any early advantages IN the line OF eoucatoh. Di-
inc At the house OF Mr.. b.. he noticed very hanoi
some clock Say. Il, where did you get thas
cock?" -,
I'm Paris" said Mr.. B. Nothing more was SAD
on the subject until In the course OF time Mt d.
gave his next dinner to his fellow -drectors' when
the merchant. seeing the clock again, eNciailhea'
"B.. | thought you said you bought that clock In
Paris"
go I did"
well. IFS very strange I wrote to the fellow
who made it, ordering duplicate and ne PAID NO
attention TO me-.
IL don't how you could write 10 MIN VINE"
had not told you his name
oIIls name! Can't read? There II is on the race
Of the clock / wrote to 'Tempus Fugit PariA
France"
wickwire-Bah! Women never invent any,hin ns;p
Mrs Wickwtre-No. but the new woman VII" IN
venting excuses that the men nave hao'-uha'ahaV
oils Journal
An artist in The philadelphia Record" tells
story Of a dog and a cat. The two grew up To-
pether and have always been the greatest or ehu's'
A short time ago the cat presented the FANNY WIN
a number Of kittens and the dog evnced the hVe-
lest interest in the arrivals. Several days
,o,l, 4, into her head TO move her family. one oy
one she tenderly carried the kittens TO their new
home the dog trottns by her SIDE ms eyes WIG
open with wonder Finally the last Kitten was
reached Mrs Pussy took it in her mouth and was
about 70 start off with it when Mr. Dog was sud-
denly seized with the idea that he was lacking IN
gallantry Carefully noting the manner IN whcn
the cat carried offspring, he seized the mother
by the back OF the neck in the same manner ana
N. STRENGTHENING trio made the trip 10 the new
quarters in safety.
That Scared Feelng-"Doctor,"' said the man whe
had been ringing the door bell with spasmo SnS
violence, do something for me. don't care "'"'n
WHAT'S the matter? sprained your ankleT'
Al Iv see You've caught cold. and have sud-
'e "No"tisn't cold"
probably you've eaten something that doesnT
e"f don't think It can be exactly that. You see
It's a complication. I've been reading the ISL os
End I teil YOU never realized III this minute THAI
Pm almost dead. "-(washington Star.
It is said that at present there are more than iN
cal,,nes occupations and professions open -
women and the list Is constantly Increasing
SOMETHING FOR A RAINY DAY. -,
Into each life some rain must fall %. l.
Either your own or your fellow 5! =, .
II is wise. therefore, that one and all
'"o"'A navy -CDetroit Free Press.
It was recently proposed in Jeffersonvle. KY. -
DENY the hog the freedom OF the city. But the
propostion was defeated when the following peu.
ton was received by the authorities: The Alto
American League do respectfully yet earnestly
and firmly, protest against this action discovering.
as we do that such action would be very detrimental
to a large number OF our people who, as result
of such measures. would be compehed 10 u'spose
OF their only means OF support
"And Whereas considering the known fact OK
the value OF loose hogs as sclvenSers removers OF
decavng vegetable matter and resu!tantly bene-
factory to health etc
And, Whereas, as a large number or our peopis
in this city who own hogs would be compelled 10
ask aid at the hands OF the Kings Daughters were
II not for their industry In raising their own meat
for winter
therefore We the Afro-American League. do
uresent this petition, believing. we do, In your
sincere and earnest desire to egslate for the best
interests OF all. the poor as well as the rich
A Prussan officer chartered in Asaee one day
yised a chapel in the outskirts OF the town Great
~ surprised at seeing a silver mouse among the
votlve offerings: he demanded an explanation rem ron,
round An entire quarter Of the town, the Asa
tlan proceeded to reate, was once infested by an
Them Than ~ knd-hearted sdy took into her head
silver mouse made ana to present ha % ds .ne
peared. The officer burst out laughing and ex.
s stnpS as TO BELIEVE sFs suc as Sass '
oh no." promptly responded the Alsatian for Il
we did we Snoulu iohs sihve nav oItc,Su ''e 'hbn
| silver Prussian."-O.e Petit Partisan
II the price of beef continues TO advance the pub
lie will soon have begin eating roast turkey and
canvas back duck In the interest OF economy. The
| present tendency OF things Is calculated TO boost
broled porterhouse steak to the altitude OF top
| lofty luxury
The New Woman-He-A drink like that makes
| me feel like new man.
She-Iet me have some or IT, Perhaps II Will
| make me feel like new woman.
| He with fears OF "emancipation')-Well guess
| not.-(Detroit Free Press.
From the fact that bogus pennies OF excellent
workme nshp In circulation It may be inferred
that the modern counterfeer Is willing to apply his
arts the hunblest opportunities OF his nefarious
business Verify. he despseth not the day Of small
| thingA