The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-12-03
Yuba Dam, I came pretty near having
to call out the troops.

Yuba Dam, came pretty near having
to call out the troops.
Maud Estee. You should not be
too proud because you can trace your an
cestors back SO far, because any one can
do that. If they are insuficiently fed. you
can of course trace any ancestors back
as far as you can see it.
(2) Yes, the feud is a great boon to
some Of the mountain people Of Ken
lucky, and as it lasts till one entire fam
lily kills the other, and there are general
ly 16 in family, by the time the last
one Of that crop is wiped ont the new
crop is almost big enough to kin.
A law is to be passed in Kentucky
this winter to protect these people be-
tween May and October.
r. s. V. Pho, you need not part
the tails of your coat when You sit down.
No man who does that will ever get his
name in the encyclopedia. You also
made an error in Judgment when you
acted as best man and combined silk
hat and tennis shoes. You must never
do that again.
The authority you give for wearing
your dress suit always after 6 p. m. does
not mean to say that you should do SO
after retiring.
No, thank you, do not care for gold
headed cane even as a mark Of esteem.
/ find that I can kill dog fully as well
with plain broom handle.
Anxious Mother-No. Good author
ity says you should not teach your chill
dren to say eyes, SIR" and "No, SIR"
and Eyes, ma 'am," and "No, ma am"
Let the servants do that. Good, frank.
straight out answers from child are all
that modern etiquette requires in chill
dren. You did wrong in shutting up
your little boy in the cellar all day be-
cause he declined to say "Sir" and
"Ma'am So you have something now
to BIZ sorry for all your days. He would
not have fallen in the soft soap barrel
had you not put him down there in the
dark, and thus had you not been un-
reasonable with him you would have
had your little Edward with you today.
Everett House-When any one says,
81 beg pardon, the person addressed
should not say Certainly. because that
just simply gives permission for the first
one to 60 on asking pardon to his hearts
content, but he should say Granted"
or THAT'S all right" or 1T never
touched me-" or some witty thing like
that.
You lost your bet A shop is place
where things are sold, and a store is one
where things are stored.
One of the -Four Hundred, as he is
called, says that damn is the only proper
word for gentleman to use in swearing.
Others are Objectionable. So it seems
there is an etiquette even-of profanity
among these educated pests.
You did wrong in tipping up your
soup plate so as to get the last drop, es-
pecially after your host had intimated
that there were some more things to eat
in the house.
You also did foolish thing in using
both knives so early in the meal that
you had to put down your buttery blade
on the cloth. You should have all your
wits about you at such times or you will
not be again invited out to dinner for
quite spell
No, you should not get up and 60 out
Of theater at all if you are obliged to
disturb other people in doing so unless
it is for the most urgent cause, such as
3 paralytic stroke or the burning of the
building, and even then you should if
possible await your turn at the fire es-