New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-10-22
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

.orhe Obituary is the somewhat solemn name OF
a weekly journal of this city, the first number OF
which has just appeared. The heading OF It's hrst
mage is a picture of a graveyard and among its
artic:es are Death" The Tomb Of Washington
snd BURIED Alive" Il also contains a directory OF
cemeteries and undertakers. But in spite OF its
tit;e and contents, the editor hopes to make The
Obituary" live paper.
After the Yachting nt-Bloomenhemer-
Mine vrenty
h:oomenheImer-o you see leedle Teller NIT
pluesped tersey init SILK ne eUa roS Oh shriuks
Gere. pr.ng MN oop Hrsd' De'" s0ou' '''''"'
awfu,.-tPc eek Me-Up.
A CORRESPONDENT who spent day with Captain
rhorne of the Yale football team. recently, found
that he devoted SIX and one-third hours OF 'he
tventy-four to football. Three hours were spent
in actual practice and the rest in consultation WIN
the coaches and players Exactly the same amount
of time was given to Rotations. study chapel
and various social and college duties
LESSON IN RHYME.
Song Of the reapers in the fields affair
Orchards where apples CLEAN +, 49,.
Il know the next rhyme that want Is star
And still the next one dream
Flight of the doves on musical sweet wings
How could | galop to the next rhyme-"sngs'-
Climb to the last one-"hghE)
Wagons that rumble down the winding road
,Hil-hgh with f os ;a1,rn hay 70 "abode"
And then the final play!)
Autumn. the best so prodgal Of gold.
Feeds all her famished flock: .,.,u ooyoo,s co,sw
(My wife rhymes for me Win, iouI eo'iV0 SN'
Ana ias'S' ''''' ATLANTA Constitution.
Knitting does not seem be in as great FAVOR
with the boys of to-day it was with those OF
wears gone by. One day recently a cyc.sl WHO
made suburban tour saw great quantities OF NUS
along the streets and roads through which he
MIA
several instances. but the nuts apparently mad no
attraction for them. In Tarrytown there was
walnut tree beneath which lay oushei OF NUS
which might have been had for the taking. inc
w-aeeman sighed for the boys OF the present t'ine
wbe, he thought OF how he used to walk long
miles for the privilege OF knocking wanuts iro"
tall trees by throwing sticks at the branches
From Patriotic Motives.-"You scoundrel! You
ea,d, You-you"-shouted the defeated Senac
torai candidate at the chief OF the men whom ne
'h9qs Know we we ' throwed you down. admitted the
unfaithful one but done It for the good OF the
70 nav for his votes in advance was too big chump
to even go 10 Congress. Indianapolis Journal
Persia does not occupy very prominent position
among the naval Powers Of the world In facI "
Will be news most people that she possesses
navy at all. She has, however, fleet, whieh con.
sists of one solitary ship called the Persepos ana
is now lying at anchor in the port OF Bombay
nroudlv fyng the flag OF the Shah. For many
years the Persepolis was a tramp steamer ia'heu
for the extraordinary number of mishaps whleh s"e
had encountered. But since the Persian "o'ei"
ment has acquired her and fitted her with guns anu
with a ram, which. being only insecurey nAeo :.
her bow has a knack OF slipping its moorinss anu
diving downward she has become a very powerful
and magnificent nan-of-war-that Is TO say, IN 'ns
eyes of patriotic Persans.
An Erie PENN paper has suspended guelicat,osrr
after many years OF life and another Erie paper n
remarks that the amened lived TO ske 'T fn Of
religion. We DO not know just what me paw Paw
sat the editor who makes fun OF religion should not
be in the newspaper making business; ~ 10 - "a
ing to note that II an editor does MAKE lu - n,nv
iig1on no does not prosper in business. and many
times fails Observation-Disclosures hera'u
The Partisan police are now in charge OF an I'M
exploded bomb which is "A source OF mueh speeu"
ton and wondermcnt among the members OF 'ns
force Ii walked into one OF the ponce stations
the other day. and Is in the form OF a man. i"'-
human bomb bears the name OF Baithazar. IS
chemist by trade and being anxious to destroy
himself on original and scientific lines, ana' re-
membering that chloride OF potash ana oiin .
on coming into collision explode, swsho"eu '''
the one ingredient and then the other' !" 's
quantities He then waited for the eSpios"" 100
was 10 take place In his stomach and to blow hi'"
,rt, Vow, u,t,e pieces indeed. This did not, now
ever take mace as he had anticipated. AMI Win
view OF compelling the two recaicitraht oius'
recognize one another, he drank pua"o' NJ,
water SIN there WAS no explosion and' resA'"'.
himself In his unexploded state az mena.e
nuh,ic safety and to the life OF his fehowe"'.en.
he walked over to the police station ana asSe' ~.
authorities TO take charge OF him. They are w"
wa,,,n,. for HIM 10 Ego on with as much pauenoe
as they can muster under sdeh particularly "'"'
circumstances.
Poker Jack SUBMITS a Question "Psrson f',Iiv.
Poker lack doiilng his slouch nat fesp. , x.roys
would We mind telin' me who II wuz the' "'''s
Let dogs delight TO bark an bite ,or a, the
Certainly not" replied the new pastor ~ aes
H,tls church az Rattlesnake Diggins. \ am h..,
LIGHTED 10 see the people OF our settemen. 'e hr
70 take interest In sueh Things
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