The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1895-12-14
THE PEOPLES
TELEPHONE.
Interesting Conversations Heard
Over the Phone by a RErUB-
LIcaN Reporter.
'IIello. Lord de Ia War;. "

"IIello. Lord de la War;"
Hello. who is calllng29
ave, tho people. What did you think of
your success In the Opera Honsef,
We'll, my manager mada q mistake Ia
not advertising In the REeuBIIcAa, other
papers seem not to reach the people,
Hello. Judge Ball."
''Hello, whit is wantedg'
'.How was II that the case of dlsordsrly
conduct against Market street satoon
keeper was not disposed OF In court y
Ask Sam Adams and Barney McVey.n
"Hello. Senator Barrett"
.'hello. what can i do tor your
..Well wo want YOU TO know that you
stand good chance of getting what
Addluks and ianby rceei,el for iatroluc.
ing that resolution IL the HouAe without
consulting tho New Castle County Ropub.
llcan Committee. We will get a list OF
names to u protsUt.n
.'Bsilo, Chief Dolan."
We'll. SIR
do you know that one OF your officers
eats candy on his beai?'
mo. sir; but | know the finest chap
that wehrs star and helmet cacries
apples In hte pockets. lie does have lots
OF fun With The girls but does Ills duty.
Good day, sir"
Hello. Coroner stldham?s
"lIell0!"
''How was 1T ynu held tho inquest in
that little room?'
Meme OF your buslnoss."
'IIello. Chief Walkerle
"liello. tire away"
nHow did the famous Water Witch Com
pany get to tho fire on Thursday go
quickly on tho second ulartn?a
"Why.the witch boys never sleep, hey
heard tho first aaim aud were. at Tenth
and Monroe when the second struck Be.
fore 1t was halshed sounding another
stream was on the factory. NCtntng slow
about tho Water Witch lads. Call up DR..
Moore or Joo Adams"
',Ialio Commissioners !.
''Weli, sir
"Why do you want the legitimate
business men moved off of King street -
.Well. the market house BUSINESS is
not paying. Let them Iuose In and Ill
tho empty stalis. CLtls.n.ss irese can
occupy the streets.
Hello. chief"
swell. Sir"
"Nill your new Office be q boom tc
your
twill 'Barney MeYey says that one
half OF the Clayton House must be lower :
ed a story go we Gun see in our reflector
nll along the coest down the river and
across Hhirti Street bridge. The reflector
In front OF tho hall will show Browutowti.
the one at TenJn andMkrket will cover;
the west end and Riyerview nnd oySr
Eleventh street bridge. AlcFey Ia only
Jealous that tho com mmissioners built me
. private office. de enYies my bay win.
dow because the State has him euddied
up In closet, McYey isn't In it when 1t
comes to tine work. Good day sir ring
oT.p
Hello, Levy Court?s
"Heilo won't there be troubling OF
| conscience, wheu you hand out the tax
payers money 10 those special coIstables
ON BIonday" Shame on you. Narrow
mindedness In politics will not nliow
shame to enter your wenk craniums. but
| the people of New Castle County Will let
you know that men In your position arc
| their seryants.n
'.Well, 1t is true that we are the people,s
| servants, but all these constables are
/ good Democrats and demand protection
| from MS as Democratic bpdy. We put II
of long time, but political defeat etarea
| us In tho face. and we must do something
| To inepire them to work at tue next cleo
| tion.
| "Well. good day."
| Thank you.1