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The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1895-09-14
THE MILITARY RESERVATION LANDS
No orders Issued Yet TO Drive orr the
SQuatterS.

No orders Issued Yet TO Drive orr the
squatters.
Washington. d. c., Sept. ct is said
at the war department that up to this
time no orders have been issued TO
dispossess the settlers on the military
reservation at the upper end of Vashon
island and other islands on the Puget
Sound. Some time ago the secretary Of
war visited that county. as did also
General Ruggles. While there. both
discussed the matter of what is known
as intruders on the military reserva-
tions. of which there are about 80 in the
department of the Columbia.
General Otis, in command of this de-
partment, has taken a special interest
in these matters, and is now investi-
eating them with a view to turning
over such of these reservations as will
not be needed for Notifications, to the
interior department, for disposal to set
tiers, and clearing the others and main
tanning them as military reservations
until such time as they may be needed
for the purpose for which they were re-
served. Until the generals report has
been received it is said no action will be
taken looking toward driving settlers
from Vashon island. Neither will Gen
eral Otis take any action himself until
he has advised the department of
what he proposes to do and his action
receives the sanction of the secretary
of war.
General Otis report of the affairs in
the department of the Columbia is eX-
pected soon by the secretary OF war.
1t will be turned over at once to the for
tifications board, who will have the
power to decide what reservations on
Puget Sound made for military pur-
poses will be needed. All others will
then be declared unnecessary, and the
secretary of war will issue an order
transferring them to the department OF
the interior At some subsequent time
these abandoned reserves will be
thrown open to settlement, either by
act of congress or by presidential proc
lamation.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1895-09-14
sENsA rloNAL STORY OF DURRANT
Del ense viii Allege That Another Man
Committed the Murders

committed the MuidoIS
San Francisco, Sept. Am evening
paper prints a sensational story about
the defense which will be offered in the
trial of Theodore Durrant. The fol-
lowing statement is credited to a per-
son connected with the defense: THE
alibi will be strong but the defense has
witnesses to show that Durrant not
only did not commit the murder, but
will indicate who did commit it. Wit
nesses will testify that they saw the
girl enter the church on the fatal after
noon with a certain man and that at
that time a second man was in the
church. There the defense will rest
it's inquiry. 1t will not attempt to
prove that these parties did commit the
murder. The statements as to this are
so direct that they will leave no ground
for the prosecution to stand on so far
as Durrant is concerned"
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1895-09-14
sALFoUR's LETTER colo COMFORT
London Press Believes Bimetallism Has
Received Mortal Blow.

IOWuOW TIcss BCIIeNGs BInetuIIlsm Has
Received a Mortal Blow.
London, Sept. 8.-The Graphic thinks
the bimetallists will get cold comfort
out of Balfour's letter explaining his
recent utterances against the feasibil-
ity of an international conference.
The letter." the Graphic says, "virtu-
ally confesses that the cause of
which he is the permanent chairman
is hopeless. In America returning pros
perity has forced the silver men into
silence" The Daily News says a Mo-
hammedan archbishop of Canterbury
would not be more homogeneous than a
bimetallist first lord of the treasury.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1895-09-14
Forty Victims Of Binding Fire
and Smoke.
ALL HOPE OF RESCUE GONE
Flames Caught in the Shaft and Suffoes
ton Must Have Been the Por-
tiou of All.

Calumet Mich, Sept. AT about
o'clock today a fire broke out in the
shaft of the Osceola mine, and it is
more than probable that 40 men and
boys have been burned to death or suf-
located. The names of the men known
to be in the mine are as follows:
Trembath, mine boss.
Richard Bicket.
Michael Johnson.
Richard Grenfell.
Michael Shuttle.
John Matsen.
William Bryant.
Francis Lander.
Alexander Danfen
John Cudlip.
Thomas Curtis.
Robert Johns.
Peter Martin.
Joseph Sahte.
James Harrington
William Donald.
Barney Elgore
Anton Schezweak
Peter Stengard.
Walter Dole.
ARE CERTAINLY DEAD.
The fire started in shaft No. 3, which
is used to carry the miners to the sur
face from the mine, and when the fire
broke out all of the men and boys en-
ployed in the mine about 200 in num-
Der, made a rush for the shaft in the
hope of being taken to the surface. The
fire was too rapid for them, however.
and the chances of escaping by the
shaft were entirely cut off by flames
and smoke. The majority of the i'm
nrisoned miners made a break for a
cross-cut and in this way managed to
roach another shaft. from which they
were taken TO the TOP. Forty were
missing when the roll was called. With
in a short time after they had reached
tha s,,rface some smoke began issuing
IRON, all tho shafts and the escape of
tbe mon below was entirely cut off.
Tha non IN charge saw now there is not
80 sIterr+ost chance for anv of the men
&c 80 ,,,i,,e 70 ascane with their
- a." TO tha,, GRO not burned. thew
-. -. 49,, o,ool,ad NV the dense
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1895-09-14
STEAMER BELeIc is A TOTAL Loss
Confirmatory Telegram of Her Wreck
off Yokohama

San Francisco, Sept. 9.-The Occi-
dental & Oriental Steamship company
received today a confirmation of the
telegram that the steamer Belgic from
San Francisco for Yokohama has gone
ashore on the coast of Japan. The
Belgic is aground on a sandy beach off
Yokohama known as Kings Point. All
the passengers were safely landed in
boats. 1t is believed that the steamer
will be at total loss.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1895-09-14
Rebellion N China.

Berlin, Sept. IA special from Shang-
hal says: The rebellion in the province
of Kan Sup is becoming formidable.
The insurgents have organized an ar
my and captured eleven cities 1t is
reported that the government at Pekin
meditates calling upon Russia for aid
to suppress 1t.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1895-09-14
THE NEW CANADIAN SHIP CANAL
Traffic Commenced Monday. the Locks
Working Perfectly.

sault Ste. Marie Mich. Sept s-Traf-
fic through the new Canadian ship
canal commenced this morning, the
first boat to lock through being the
Uganda, bound down. The locks
worked perfectly, no hitch being notice
able, and a steady line of boats have
been passing through all day.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1895-09-14
CHOLERA SCARE is EXAGGERATED

Steam ship Tacoma, Arrived From the
Orient. Brings Advices.
Tacoma, Sept. s.-The steamship Ia
coma has arrived from the Orient,
bringing $500 tons of cargo, including
5000 tons of tea and 1000 bales of silk.
Her officers say that cholera reports
from Japan are greatly exaggerated,
and that the scare there has not as
sumed the proportions indicated by
some of the reports.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1895-09-14
Nicaraguan Ministers visiting.

Colon, Sept. S.-The committee of the
Nicaragua ministers sent to Costa RIGA
with reference to the boundary ques-
ton, visited Port Limon yesterday
with President Iglesias. The city is
en- fete in honor of the visitors.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1895-09-14
INCREASE OF CHOLERA IN RUSSIA
Southern Europe Losing inhabitants at
FrighTful Kate.

London, Sept. 9.-An Odessa dispatch
to the Daily News says:
There has been an increase of chol-
era at VolSma and that $50 deaths are
occurring daily in the government Of
Poderla. Erzeroum is also seriously in
fected."
Decorah-posten., 1895-12-13
Gu 2oaiitionsre9ierina

msbfsrer ieIpisl8sIis ptsie pOlitiite
SnbrsmmsIisr fra ale Sob.
en- iaooan Rssjsrirs tan nsmlis
lille uptraps ium &artiresisrius. s
miubrs oisigrsnoe ePSrssmaal fan
bens ReOIemmsr bpis fig slsr finoe
nbpeie; men / be fore itiIsnSe Eager,
Der mna be m RaHe al DC
- bupbs fit ruIitiFe sturopuntt, itr.
"Rorsbl."
Gal Ell Notwithstanding bsitan,
riaa cerfur be tlspsnbe Eager 7ppss /
Sossrunbsn inalGnse.
CT snislt al be rabitaIs Scp.bhabss
btare, @SutsIIis.1, bar buot anbeut
2te for eenue nsopsnbise 5glss. Del
ftrsp inaIsoss npiis:
~Seuitre bar iamrnsn niso be andre
Sartisr b%eiIuttet 5orbunblirs uteS epe.
rise. Sab ps msb iunb SUruuit ie til
at bii Grbis meO bette 5alesarbsios.
Si bar meni, at bette Geassarbsibs
maatte fac i fsrits Sefte - mi b r.
tibis. Ss ri bar meut, at bette 5als
~lssarbsibe, iaalanse bet fob pan. npos
nsnois uiIoe TONNE til at itiIe b ia e,
lise Sen treiaser ouDsn
&4fte."
s Rooiatnins til "9osbl.". Der
bolosr pua, at Der u~DpboIsslis b5r
sonss iusi meo 1oe iubre 8snitrsre.
former" uotalsr "Guobranbsbglen~ ia
aisbso nso @Sutsais." ior, at 5las.
lOpen ps ben communal, Gtemmeret
foar uSitan, bDis perss 5prcsrins ifuloe
hume msbfsre Rssisrinsens Splssniue
os bsrnf iplseubs ns. GOrpifliussr msb
eusrtss.
"SI bsr." III. Slabet, "sigre benz,
Der ital isre Gurbanoiiuserne meb
Spsnifsn. iaa iterte, iom sjSrlist er, %
bolos SellSsu Os Stismast / port eset
5olf iaa mssst ION mulist neos." -
Sfal SOrisset poa Gjeunsmisrelisn al
be to naunts Eager oauFtelissisrs Ii,
uiiisrisis ettaiHs Jon SUrbanblinss-
rssisriHs Os brinse Stsns inb pna ben
al Stortlnset balsts 2inje. oa sr Der
iasi en- ny Sell III be mango somle."
5eri pl riit life olsnr Gentrums,
niauS os soaisrSatiue rars suise, men
peina ct itrrt 2al inosu bet rene Benz
fire.
Decorah-posten., 1895-12-13
"amcrifa" ffriper: Nei. MI Ear

"amcrifa" ffriper: @ei. MI Ear Ri
oa aloris II Man fan 10 bpre meset,
ipr Srsne falosr al. s "efano,na.
zen" for SSnbas ben She December or
ct SreU ira en- 9. 5. esusripu i
S%tonsbtoE, @is., ipm p~irtelig snar
uuer Sirsser. Ser er Stutninscn al
Sreust. iom cen ltaar paa "stanoinas
ren"s iite sioe:
"@i bar oSiaa GuS at taffe for,
at ban bar cpboibt ps ~uebtises
bolot "Sfauoiuaocu" isiennem
oisie baarb Giber. Gen briu.
ser Os alls, ium tror paa ben, Ell
soot Saab for Sremtioen. Gen sis
Der os @pbecer fra ale 8erssns Eele
ON baaoe onot os spot. Den fprtal,
Ter. buao Tom ~ioresaur babe inoens
lambs % uoenlancs. Sen cptassr
aorrsiponboncsr ON bet psrbs!iae loo,
ueiiom ben oanoelise. Sab os tatfe
Cub for aft bet sObe, ban bar beriit
line SSrn ! bet iurbisansne Os beliiss
neoe gar. Sab os bsos us banbe, at
ban osfaa uil ie ! Raabe til cs bet
iOmmenbs Gar; at ban pil siSe Os en-
beore &ssierins % Stpre."
Decorah-posten., 1895-12-13
GdmtaIcmcoc.

Sm Cub Ri! aibolcsr siprluuO @snisbeb,
Gaoa!isr Co.. q. TAT, ct SamtalemcSe fra
is,e til CODE December fsrt,ommenos.
Samtnleemns: Spap fan aisrss, for at Der
tan blise mere sip os SGiielist bore Gae.
nisheosr? silslsSss stefaaps @suisheo.
Cavalier % Salib Go, q Sai,, bolosr Ct
lisnenps Rsoe ! sfdtou. q. al. ira 2lSe
til 22os 3 c mber. eamialesmne isrlte
Gag: suaO er bet, iOm i0raariussr, at Der
or TO Cartier iabeH ben lursneoe sirie.
gaitcr y. Billion ira Ninusas oils bill iup.
lsos paa bease Sisosr. Gut. erI,e g,relt,r
% sGsioli er r~saIi1it iupbuons at rrre
rlfS % Os!'u0e @sost. ssrrsu usljiane
prre Sammsuipmher.
". Sptr on.
gtllicn y. =. 2OsH l.c. 1895
Decorah-posten., 1895-12-13

A1@Af AS ~sN-Ss iN@ ~ SNSt4S Nilbti
90 til s.utiotH. 9lass. hsfiaes Der /
am,ri'a tps Carer s. 8. apsiob,
Coon Sansr. @is.. ca betalss | 5or.
itas rts 60 Gents pr. aarsans. gfa.
BET uofcmm.r 2 @cnss macneelio "a
bar inisi onosi SnshOlo snb BET, ium
faIsr 2ss prsr Surnlerts 5crbOlb iii
Ssrn.
Oct sr Be. snsfte glao | 1T Clogs
ssorss, cs ioupib. mtg bstjsnot, er Der
intst SlaS Of eeuus Grt ubsiust | bet
n0rffs Sprcs teriianups, % bet inrpe
ssrior BABES at p1re ooitiais 9iobs
fpr bet j pOrs ~tufiubs Diem.
Slaost sr sitsr Snbieueersus 5or.
msuins IN liosn gutssrubs, tp0rira
5rr1Ibrs iuuns sraus en- sOo ps itor
aru for fine Bern. Get er tidiss en-
fOrtriul's Splpsninssiil6e for 8rsiter
% eorsrs i Spsroossl foten ioaosliom
ssnsass ltrfsH; tai enoOs Der. buur Der
fiaoss Gu itsrrs SnOiist Os mere ali.
BIG Griarins eno hos Rnnsbsu / OF.
ulinoeIisbso, pil bog bet inopunbne
Suuofabs icrroaS let itrumpe iomrasn
os 'rnftus". bppr Der manslsr tilitrGts
felis TllfsritL. 21sninssn al "gsrs
meme" oil inetminbhe holoe Suapperns
blante enooa paa mere irsmifrebne 8as
oososers Griarinsstrsis. 9eripr: Cub.
itriber roa bette glab os bliu mere %
mere iuoicrlipst / 8erbens @eiorma.
tion 9iernsm Ssrneues Spbrngeiie!
Stal ri iploe Dor Tlaos Ioaieoss, al
Slnstsns oaarlise Gro sieuneri DOR
8irtiOmbso minfer / ~betpoeiist Dion.
ureeers ben suoe strp sses i en- lis.iaa
u1ertbar Grab, maa hi life tpie os oft,
for ueset for at tisbe sooe Raab. alers
b:lft uaar bisie er iaa let tilgianselise
cs BERGER iaolebss paa Sporaser'
RlpeIfab.
s 5%orbtubelie mso nGpnte Slao ubs
sires psiaa "llnsooms. Eioenbs". 5lsre
al 9ecrsss msit irsmrassnbe 2itsrater
er iitreoe ium faite Siorasspbsrs. Sra
RDtanr of bar life iaa faa al bore risit
1peuueisre" bsrtillanbs lopst 8ibras
til ben amsritanife Gfoslins. SuaS
SQuitratiousr Us Ruiit unsaar. bar
uosiueren, tSr. q. 9t. San9e, iifret
Jig ben beoit mulise Sialp. Ssiaa
bette 8lab beitiaes hos aarsr s. 8.
aoefob, Der paa Soreipprsiler ril sius
iorsnlteSe Splpsninser.
Setimelist pil bet bore at tilisie, at
mon bar sOo Srunb til at psnts aOitits
list fra giOrse, bpur bet sialber Sps
ora8eIie % 5OlfeOplgsnins. De. par
lie Tor intet, at BrOf. GuboIi SIien
ueo ben iurensbe airfss 2arerieminar
aioiste Scmmsr tos fig 2io til at flu.
oere bisie Gins paa nart Sob unbsr
lit Spbulb i 9iurss. On i g8ien nplis
uofpmmsu Stutiitit oiier, at Gprse
itaar iom go. l / Splpsnins af ale
guropas siatsr; os bet aano, iom
itaar lansIt freutme i be pplpite Cans
oss IGfter, oil i~itferlis siennsm fine
beotc Sr9itsr fuune praitere life iaa
tibet pa%rbiiulbe giSras enbos for
Norbboer | bette 2anb. Sar Be bers
for Raab. ba ienb eiter "8ernene" for
ben opucrenbe Slasts Sfptb, % bill
%llnsbcmmen ie fig Iiot ON uosnlanbs,
40 fan ben 10 bsftiQe "~llnsopmss
S~ioenoe".
5ur sasens Sfplb % iom Sefrster
/ 1Saaesiorenins for 8elisipns itpler
os friitelise llnsboms Ioreninssr" bar
ies iunbet mig befsist til paa Soran,
leonins at eiue "Dscorob 9piten"s
mango 2aiere bisie Splpsninser.
Decorah-posten., 1895-12-13
aatarrb fam life fureres

pit IntGfe@ bleE. "a De ~ naar tscu III BET
Stse, bsor On ia-mnfn lag fin sos. Aariasen III
aaialrl Mes i1Jes q Doei, % Tor at bcibreoe B n
riaa . T laSts Yet;eM q. Zen renter Sio e.. Halls
CstsI!h Cure ia ~ lao co pitigt B re.te sad ole
set pI Sftuhtf,ene. Nails Catsirh Cure rr
10 ga apei ici9frs1 2esiciH: pm b Z / maaee gas
teHet iorerens; AZ eE ci oanos:s bssis 2rser CO tes
~: g s~'selm1sts ese ueip eriaasl al Geecpt :.
Geu G ilr.Ieaiat az b, btohe arruefpyfgE b Wltbler,
rnaa : ietr, % gseie . G~hrenirfe. eer ui,t.r b,rsit,
plI Gliinatsaeytaasl. 1sA ttietse SaaHin ytli,na
al pe 20 Sufr.alcp isy otrteI il a, trep,kr,nos iri,
panne ribeflutn' STRUT TER 1 SehsHeIrasn a, %.
t2ub. Sisip ettfE &lpResbnEo heron,
" =. CbtBeh &Ge., grvps.
wv @spteNsnN 'o'' kSef.J gpteee, e.
Decorah-posten., 1895-12-13
Ist for @aitaripiaere % Dem,
Tom bill Irre at jpiae Guitar,

SarssIsssrsr, los Sauae ms0 aRuIit GA
9n'tardl'OmpasHrmeat iamt RuftItule for
SslDituoInnL tporreO man paa sa.u Saano
ian lGrs at pile Guitar, sr pstommet tor,
6orma' CO nsS laiiuiie Ep2er. ssls 30.
gen uosIOr l5i tore SttapFoer. gpasn er
parmt ~onbeiaIst Of S3rpf. suen sftsOoL
5rn SinS. SGitorerne Siprn, Taasr goo,p
m. T. 5aacs hes Rep. Chr. Q. Srpbonob
s9s 8iltams Ct, Ct. 9aul, Rtuu. ior
sl.25 pcrtoirit iilienot. is
Decorah-posten., 1895-12-13

bolses is IaagsSes: Ehio "A, 81 :
gan 20. Suoioud so, Sainuis 70.
Risiouri &c, aanias so, 9straFa 90
% California 102.
De m,o 9~irisrtreee M rstop iuo.
iaotS, srsaler bier ia iis!ss Sues,'
rttnirserns at pare lc4.6 &rrcsai
iammsnIisntt risS BEN, hporaf Der tss
itsets / 1895. Genue SsrssniEs. Der
iuu er inelehenes for en- mere fulotnu'
big fsrftiOmmsnos SUM- siusr idaI:ess
It iluilst giuterbp,oebsiaast grtal for
S~uobStaius / 1895 al 2~S,64z,ooo
aeres.
Decorah-posten., 1895-12-13
gttaiuIeus illptols for las. s1a'

WtaiuIeps nletoio tor lnp. Std'
tiOaol @Uol Grpipsrs' asiueiaticu
psoips i 9srSOss Tn abrssis slsr Ssn'
rtnbelis, iOm ftulos ~fOrsIrsass srn'
srssisu fiSiie glnneas, % ION anrrc'
Der ON SiaIp for u%Iciueuitrisn. Gsi
or ct uotcmmenoe Gofum,at, rtnFrsret
al @rsiibsut aotursnes ira Chip ps en-
aomits. glso nOsls sgusrtnssr sisu
bet snI.smmia nHtasst al 5crsHlnssH.
Soresisn paomtnetr ON, at fiosH
@esin!sps9 pusns StrnfttraStn 1890
hnr nloen unosraanst ct 2risialo san
8sroens Rarfeotr al omfrinB 4 Ere
cent, o. at bette bar frenfaloi Rsouers
bisbeben al en- bsisrs SeFptieIiestOIe.
Suoierelisn al aiHu-ulc. Der f~oaturrs'
rer msb fere al pprs ssrs uIoiorter,
rnnebs i iioits SiitaIaar up I'll 25.o0o.'
600 guub; SmsCrioiiOns9riien sor
fun IiSt Uusr 5 Gents pr. guuo. Getts
er en- M Tiiierislsiiloe al frsnmss
I'M, fioen ReSiulep' 2opsu iraaots
iiroit, % &c nmsrifauis uIoprOoucsns
fer Tan life i~onfurrsrs Hsb ianoan llto.
iaalanss SnoisrisIstUlosn life posr
fsrrs SsifsitsIis. aorssisu til S0us
eresi len oumpner oerior ON en- SEoiers
isIstolo Saa Isrtuo' % Gaarsulo al
IL Gents pr. Sun0 for u~vaitst, eotbslt
for paItst % ~trsbobbslt for rsniet. 81
gsiaa auuiposs ON en- Sob al s Gents
pr. @un0 for 3ois a!asies lib uosu
Seninn til 9Groisn.
Decorah-posten., 1895-12-13
Saee siaet.Y riier for ,S,,l uo
HGfsWor

uia o. Y. u. & v Sip, Sides tiliaIos s,u
sf'e' 2o0s o. 8lie 9ecbr. 1895. iunlt Inc
Sanuar 1896. Sat trlbaae eIGlssr inp,il
% also 2,sn Sen. 1896. SruuenO asm iii
.. y. ". 4 r. assHter iuE 9idsts % uioere
SYipsnirser.
Decorah-posten., 1895-12-13
Sen rationale repubIifnnde Gen

Sen rationale repubIifnafe Gen'
traIfpmi;e buIot Rsoe 8~lihiustOu
ben lobe b. rs bsIutteoe at hpIoe ben
rationale r~spubIitaufte aonpeutipn,
iom itaI nDminere aauoioater for 9re'
iiSsnt ps 9Icsprsiosut, 81. Souls ben
I5oe sunni 1896.
Decorah-posten., 1895-12-13

Den, Der sliisr, tan life tai. ON
Ore.
gnileisbeb er Gmuesns prrfte siis
enbe.
III man bater scrnerns, er RoIers
mes StDlp.
Decorah-posten., 1895-12-13
"Gn nh SlGat"

beosr ct brnmatiit GIst foriattet al
grof. &ilbslm 9etsriOu Seo gussbura
SsminarIum, M~inusapclis. Oct ct
- Utter. ca. lao eiosr os fan beitil,
les hos Gorioitsrsu. @ris so Gents
pOrtoirit tilisubt. gpssu pil blius
frrOis ON co. 10 2use % oil bliu. en-
ulesst pusienbs 9uissape.
Decorah-posten., 1895-12-13

Prof. Tronslin in rapid number work
aud Prot. Iimberman IN penmanship are
giving Prof. Breckenridge's students q
drill that enables them 10 make rapid
progress - buriigt Grsrffriet.
Decorah-posten., 1895-12-13

9Inmoo Seres Npotbsfer ON ct CT.
emplar af Or. s. 8. McSeaus meoi.
ciuite Glmana, for 1896, inbebuIoeubs
Den bsrsmte etormpruist os g~roissior
SRI q. Sids' gsIripauoumms. 5aass
orntis.
Decorah-posten., 1895-12-13

sp'isn tommer tun til ben, Der er
tilfrsts mep ie lslp.
Decorah-posten., 1895-12-13

Denve ullaans mod Sikkerhedi opdyTkeds Jdrtes,
L DONNIE og Z pct. Rente. Man henvender sgt
Andrew ]. smith. KasSerer yTrIZENS BANK. 81
Centre, Minnesota lGr
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-28
BRIGHT BITS.

--Grigs-That English chap is a great
whcelman, isn't he?
Diggs-Well. if / had spent two years
New York World.
No Aecident.-Mrs. Figg-"Laura,
had ocular proof that young Smithers
kissed you when he left last night, and l
DO not want IL to happen again.
Laura-It didn't happen. mamma. 1t
was premeditated.-lndien Journal.
Economy. - Jabez Scrimpitt-How
much dye charge fer takin' feller's pic
Photographer-A dollar
Jabez-Waal, I've heard o three-quarter
races can you gimme one O. them for
20 cents?-Harper's Bazaar.
Changed Conditions Willie Paw,
what does the paper mean by talking of
the softer sex2'
Mr. Milligan-When I was your age it
meant the women, but they have changed
SO nowadays that / guess it means the
dudes.-Cincinnati Enquirer
AN Aristocratic Profession-Miss Hog
aboom lof Chicago)-And what profession
is your brother in, Lord Hamercy?
leaves oxford l fancy he will take orders.
Miss Hogaboom (surprised)-Yes? Well,
there are some real nice gentlemen trav-
cling for par'-Puck.
Mani want your opinion in a mat
ter. Would you advise me to borrow $40 to
help me out OF a tight placer"
I.awyer-By all means.
gal advice is $40 and wen just call it
square.-Detroit Free Press.
Another Blow to Silver.-"Well, there
has been another fan In silver, "ssaid Mr.
Asbury Peppers as he tucked the corn
ers Of his napkin into his vest pockets.
"Whatr shouted the populist boarder
oh, this wasn't much of FAM inter-
rupted Mr.. Peppers. Il was on the car
to-day and saw the conductor knock down
quarter. "-Cincinnati Enquirer
In "Shekaggy. Royal Fitzsimmons
Chopperblok-How did you enjoy your Eu-
ropean trip, Miss Porkenham?
Victoria Louise Porken ham-Frightful-
ly delicious, Mr.. Chopperblok; one grand
sweet song. Ma lost twenty pounds at
Carlsbad, pa lost a hundred pounds at
Monte Carlo, Bob lost his reputation in
Paris, lost my-my heart-in London,
also my maid and four trunks, and we ali
feel lost back here in oldfogy Chicago
Judge.
He Desired Moderation.-"Yessi .
said Farmer Corntossel, as he tilted back
In the rocking chair and let the paper
fold itself over his knee. I'm a red-hot
out-and-out teetotal reformer every time -
Well" replied Mrs. Corntossel, I'm
flg ssHs- glad to hear you say so"
We'll eff yer goin' in fer reform, reck-
on mebbe yen be out o. bed fore in
the mornin' an have stove wood handy
fur the breakfas fire, an do a little turn
at the mill1in' oncet in a while, an git
tu ~ cents bar'l an
Hole on, Mandy" was the solemn in
corruption. Hole on! 1 said l was out
iur reform, an I'll stan by it. But I'm
blamed ct I'm goin' in fur any revolu-
tloh. washington Evening Star.