The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-17


stoned.
Society doesn't love money, but it has a
feeling for it.
The Lenten fast saves money for the
Faster bonnet.
Many a married man has an eye single
for q pretty girl.
Shall we thank God that the Legislature
wasn't any worse?
1t is very poor society which does not
regard itself as the best.
Associate with progressive men and you
viii have progress yourself.
The man who wants the earth would be
sure to raise cain if he had it.
Suspicious people think they are clever,
but they are nearly always fools.
silurianism is rust on the brain which
every new idea helps 10 wear off:
Prospects are good, but municipal i'm
provement would help them a little.
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symbol of the highway OF enterprise.
If you have pressed the button diligently
during the week you can do the rest to-
day.
The longer representative government
is on trial the harder it is to get it exc
cuted.
Florida has a chance to return with
thanks few OF our last winters con-
dolences.
Very few men would like to have their
deserts if they knew truly what their de-
serts are.
People who intend to keep in the middle
OF the road must travel the same wav with
the procession.
The citizen with subscription to an |
enterprise in his hand is better than forty
bloviators in the bush.
1t isn't every woman who carries her |
head high that has one high enough to
reach the Easter bonnet.
Follow the path OF enterprise to he end |
and don't complain because it reaches
little bit beyond your lot.
Casting pearls before swine has this ad-
vantage, that if you never cast anything
else you can starve the hogs out.
The coming woman will wear in her bon
net artificial feathers as well as artificial
flowers, and spare the pretty birds.
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The pressing need in this country is
means for the American woman to get
title without having TO buy man with it.
Eastern people judge wine mainly by
what they pay for it, and more California
wine will go down when the price goes up.
The frost was a heavy loss to some, but
in most cases it seems to have simply
thinned out the fruit and saved the growers
work.
The silurian has the misfortune of being
dead to the world without having the
compensating advantage of the repose of
the grave.
No man of ordinary sight can stand upon
any of the hills OF San Francisco and look
around him without seeing that this is a
beautiful world.
Some men are so suspicious of railroad
Influence they will refuse to rise when Cab
riel blows his trumpet for fear it may be
the toot of an S. P locomotive.
The Delaware Senatorial contest seems
to have been lost in the shuttle; but at the
latest advices the balloting was still going
on, with Addicks holding his own.
Punch's latest cartoon of note represents
John Bull as glider regilding the Ameri-
can eagle, but while the gliding may be
pleasant jest over there, the payment is
no joke over here.
st. Louis has good right to boast of her
literary culture, for a recent report OF the
city librarian shows the demand for CYAN
ity Fair to be twice as great as the de-
mand for "Trilby."
The proposal to give banquet to the
members of the Legislature who stood
with the people in favor of the terminal
bill is a good one. Rarely has there been
any legislative action more justly matter
Of public eongratulation than this, and
banquet would be appropriate to the oc-
casion in every respect
Considerable discussion has arisen in the
East over an advertisement in the European
edition of the Herald informing ambitious
mammas that there is a high and aristo-
cratic English lady residing in Mayfair
who is willing for consideration to pre-
sent at court a young American lady, in
case her references are found to be all that
such presentation demands.
As nine membersTof the Connecticut
Legislature have been accused of refusing
to vote for the incorporation of ehildren's
aid society, because the promoters of the
society would not pay them for the favor,
it is evident that our Legislators are not the
worst in the country. They might steal
locomotive from railroad, but they have
never yet been accused of picking pennies
from the plate of charity subscription.
Ex-Governor Waite has distinguished
himself by heralding his lectures through
out the East by handbills containing two
portraits-one of Lincoln, the emancipation