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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01
THEY GOT NO QUORUM
And 80 no Meeting OF Council was
Hold Last Night
IMPORTANT BUSINESS SUFFERS
And tho Monthly Pay of tho Police
and Flromon will not DO ForthcOm.
ing-PeOplc' Interested Ia Matters
that woro to Como Up Loft In Dis.
Eust--Tho Mayor Indignant.

Alter the failure to obtain quorum
Of tho city council last Tuouday evening,
when important maltors woro to be
considered. thoro was somo Indignation
among those who did a,tcnd, and q
special meeting was called for last
night. The temporary appropriation
ordinance ran out last night, With tho
month Of May, aud so tho monthly
wagOa Of tho police aud iircmon could
not DO paid to-day. as Is customary. un.
less the council met and passed. IN or
dnance to meet tho expenses for juno.
Last night thoro was another fuiluo to
got a quorum, and people to whom
money Is duo will have to wait Tor 1t.
There is talk Of calling meeting for
Monday or Tuesday night Both TUGS.
day last and last night tho aocond
branch had quorum. but as mono was
present IN tho frat, nothing could DO
done. Besides tho appropriations for
Juno there were other matters Of inter.
est demanding attention. Among these
Is the ordinance amending tho law re-
latlye to tho sale Of meat by farmers,
80 40 10 allow them to retail it Ia guam.
titles TO suit customers. Committees
oil The butchers and tho trades assem-.
bly, were present both nights TO look
altar their interests in this. and other
citizens having business with council
wore also on hand. and they, as we'll rs
The members who arc faithful TO their
duties, naturally left In disgust.
Tho absentees in the first branch
were Messrs. Dawson, Eboling. Irwin,
kalbltzer. Mckelvy. Menkemilor, Otto,
PAUL., Robinson and Wledebusch. The
mayor expressed his viows on the 70.
pcated failure to get quorum, scoring
the habi,ual absentees severely. On n
desk IN the second branch after 1t ad.
iourned, was found the following, which
had not been offered, however:
Reaolred, That members OF council
who lind their individual business too
important to allow OF their attending
the regular meetings OF council be asked
to tender their re,ignations.
Tho members present held on much
longer than usual last night, hoping
against hope that others would appear,
but finally had to give up.
The health board was also called to
meet again yesterday to pass on some
important bills, but again failed to got
4 quorum.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01
A Good Game for n Good Cause.

A great deal Of interest Is already felt
In tho game OF baltic be played between
city officials and nttacho, and the police
force on the Island ball park next
Thursday. Tho proceeds are to go for
the benefit Of the orphan children OF
the lato Mrs. kato S.raub, who was
janitress OF the city building. There
will be no extra charge for seats in Che
grand stand. Tho game is certain to
afford much Amusement, and should
draw a good crowd.
{ Yesterday Noble Bros. presented the
police nine with caps, Gutman & Co.
gave them shirts. the Hub belts and
Kraft and Roscnburg neckues, and the
boys will play In uniform.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01
THE EYES.

u has been demonstrated TINT thcrc IL
NOR" eye nnd hcnd aches from tho ,lcf,,i :
OF r"irnctlon aud the use of clns.c, mo-,
properly adjusted than from all other
nnn'"s, mud that II l. absolutely nccr.snry
I" hhrn TIL" eyes scientifically nj .kiilrmil,
examined aud httnd with glasses to scr,rc
relief and prevent injury.
Those needing sprrtuclcs, or their eyes
IRE "r h"nd nrhrs Whom reading or sew.
inG Dan consult mud linS" thrir ryrs exam,
med FOR Hlnssrs without charge nv rrnf,
Hhch. tho scicntiilc Opticihn, Ili0 Main
street, ncit door to SnOuk l. Co.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01
Ereei Ernal Erce

Given away for few days only, com
mencing Saturday June S. 5000 boxes,
each containing one weeks treatment
trial size) OF Wright's Celery Capsules,
at the following drug stores:
Q. r. Goethe, l2.h and Nnrke streets.
K. B. Burt, Island Pharmacy.
W. W. Irwin, 24.h and Chap!ine.
II. G. Stewart. Seth and Jacob.
q. Sinclair. i6sh and Jacob.
Bowie & Co, Bridgeport
SchiOk's, Bcnwood.
Henry & Co., Bellaire.
A. Il. Ong. Martins Ferry.
Any person afflicted with liver, kid.
ney or stomach complaints, rheuma.
tism. dyspepsia. constipation, sick
headaches, and malaria can 90. one o.
tho boxes free. Wright's Celery Cap.
sules are purely vegetable, easy TO take,
no bad taste, do no grippe.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

In Judge Campboll's part Of tho cir
cult cour, yesterday, in the case Of Sam.
mel J. Campbell OF al. vs.. Jamos Il.
Campbell ct al, decree OF salo was on.
tered.
In tho caseoi a. J. lIalstcd OF al. VS..
jennie HaIs,ed ct al, James Fisher,
who purchased tho real e,tate ut issue,
having since died, the special commits.
sioners wero ordered TO make decd to
his widow and heirs.
In tho case Of Il. II. Cochran Va. tho
Wheeling Bridge aud Terminal Railway
Company, motion to mako X. \.
Stearns a party to tho suit was argued
and submitted.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

Tomorrow Ia Pentecost Sunday aud
will DO appropriately observed in the
churches. At tho st. Joscph's cathe.
dral the late mass will occur at 1880 n.
NJ. when the Right Revcred Bishop will
ofiiciate. Very Rev. Father Murphy,
president OF Holy Ghost college. OF
Pittsburgh. will deliver tho sermon.
He Is well known as an eloquent clergy.
man. Al the,e services the music will
be feature. At $3.50 p. M, Bishop
Donahuo will otliciate at Vcspers, and
large class Of children will be confirm.
nd
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

Clerk Hook yesterday admitted to
record transfers Of real estate as fol.
lows:
June 5, 1893, by John O. pendle.on,
trustee. TO Thomas G. Clark. for $500,
three acres, one rood and three poles Of
ground on Little Wheeling Creek.
April Is, by Thomas e. Clark and wiio
to Henry b. Evans, part OF tho same
piece above mentioned.
May 90. by Robert r. Clark aud wiic
to A. Il. kimmins. for $l2j. three acres
in lriade;phia district.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

Tho Carleton CIRCLE OF the Second
Presbyterian church will give an ice
cream and strawberry social in tho
empty room mex. door to S,iiol & Co.'s
dry goods store, on Main street, this
afternoon and evening The proceeds
will 90 toward helping Mrs. Carleton,
who Is q missionary OF tho Presbyterian
church in one OF the foreign folds. The
object is n worthy one aud should be
well patronizoh.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

Tho Finest Pichsuru Resort In tho Ohio
Valley. will DO open every dny during
summer.
Special attractions for sunday. Concert
at $3.50 y. III. by tho Opera House Or.
chcstrn.
Refroshment., Ice Cream and DIonis
served TO order at any time.
shady Walks, Flower beds md green
Lawns.
Tho Park Casino md Terrace.
Trains will leave ON tile Wheeling & Elm
Grove Railroad every hour. Hound trip
10 couts, Including admission to tho Park.
Arrangements for rICnics, Parties, Dnno.
Ing, otc., can be mndo by railing on or
addressing A.. Rolf, No. rs Fifteenth
street, the Park or Elm Grove inotor once,
aud for bowling Parties, telephone Pnrk.
Telephone No. 0I7-i. 3
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

THE Panhandle Dyeing establish.
ment, owned by John lIcilmeior, at No.
l43l Market street, Ia tho bost equipped
houac Of It's kind Ia Wheeling. In aidi.
ton to tho dyoing and cleaning depart.
mcnts corpi Of frst-clNss lailors arc
employed, who can do repairing ia neat
as ii Is possible. Clothes and ladies'
garments, cleaned or dyed. eau DO made
to look like now Satisfaction guaran-
tocd.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.
acknowledgement


Chairs aud lsockcs-G. Mondei & Co, Second
Page.
Ulothlng-Lco liacr-Elphih Page.
Russian Crash suits+D, GundIing d Co Filth
Ibge
List Of Letter, Remaining IN tho rostoflce.
MAnted-Gltl for Homework.
Summer School-WhCcllng business College.
Monterey lio,cl-E X. Nevconer-SccOnd
Page
slIE.--JoS 1lotno & Co. -Thltd Page.
For Ront-Two Cottages
Naturalization M Drug Clerk.
Money to LOAn-I. c. HeryGy.
Keen CoOl--toetIo's nruE store.
Early Closing -C!Othlor, Fnrnithcrs, llattets
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

YOU should not suffer from dyspepsia,
Indigestion, constipation or bIliousness'
Thcso diseases arc all cured BY tho use
oil Do Wits Little Early Risors, the
famous little pills. Logan 4 Co., Wheel.
ing, W. Vn., d. +. Peabody, Bcnwood
Bowie Il Co, bridgeport, 0.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

WHAT minister says: Rev. r. n.
Payne. New llaven, No., wri,os:-
"Ploase add my name to tho long list oil
friends to your excellent DO Wits
Witch Hazel Salvo. its use In my family
for several cases OF skin oruptions and
soros proved it a perfect healer" Never
fnis to euro piles. Logan Drug Co.,
Wheeling ". w., B. +. Peabody, Bon.
wood, md Bowio & Co., bridgeport, O.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

The pleasant effect and perfect safety
with which ladies may use tho Califor-
MIA liquid laxative, Syrup Of Figs, under
all conditions, makes it their fayorite
remedy. To get the true and genuine
article. look for the name OF tho Calitor.
mia Fig Syrup Co., printed near the bot.
tom OF the package.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

Mems and Boys fine Rusaet Shoes,
81 so. worth s. 90.
Ladies' tiue haud..urned Button Shoes,
81 rs, worth s. 50.
Mems and Boys Gne sewed Caters
81 Is. worth 81 50.
Ladies' tino Dongola Oxiords, roc,
worth 81 %.
STONES CASH SHOE Store,
1912 Main Street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

Money to loan. No delay. Most nd.
vanced plan. National Building Asso.
citation. D. &. Morgan, secretary and
treasurer; Louis iIar,tong, J. II. Butts
Goo, o. Smith, appraisers; L. Ellsworth,
Robinson, general agent, O. Twelfth
street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

Dr. Wirr's Little Early Riscrs, gentle
aud rclinblo little pills, correct indiccs
ton, roliovo biliousncss, effect pleasant
Logan Drug Co.. Wheeling, ". W., b,
+. Peabody, Bonwood. and Bowie 4 Co.,
Bridegroom. O.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01
At TiIH LEADER TODAY,

Fast black Seamless Hose, worth I5c
ut DC.
Ladies' 500 vosis, 25c.
Ladies' loo Vests, DC,
Ladies' zoe Vests, i2Xc.
THE LEADER,
1920 Main street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

Water rents Tor the six months end.
ing September 80, 1895. are now ready.
tpaid on or before June so, 1895. dis.
count Of 10 per cent will DO allowed.
THE Cry WATER BOARD.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01
EMsTEIMER's REMOVAL SALE.

Lancaster Bingham mt SIC. hest White
Muslin DO yard. silk AIitt. at loo up. Al
waists. Wrappers. suit., IND crwcur, SIX,
Dress Goods, Notions, etc, must DO sold
These nrc all new desirable goods. Stock
IA yet unbrolscn.
II. EMSHEtNER
Island 20 Eleventh STRAIT,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

SPECIAL BARGAINS IN 5000 TRoUs.
EtlNos.
Just received another elegant limo, which
we nro prepared TO make to order on short
notice. G. HE'S 3 Sons,
Fashionable Tailors md Gents Furnish.
ers, 1891 and 1898 Market street
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

DoS'T fail TO attend the Glassworkers'
Picnic to-day. There will DO horse
race, game OF bali and other amuse.
menta.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

Washable cha,uoi. Gloves, worth soc,
only C9c. NtCES.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

Chlidren's Leghorn Hats, nicely trimm %
with flowers and chiffon, worth 81 10, n
One, HlCE,S
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01
A. L. RICE & co.

We offer tho choice of 500 white I'm,
trimmed hats, worth 81 rs, mt Zoe.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

LOCAL UNION No. 0 picnics on tho
State Fair Grounds to-day. Dancing
from . till 10.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

For this week only, ws offer Ladies'
Vests, worth soc, MT &c. RtCES.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

Mothers, have you seen the BEE WAIST? 1t is for
your boys Something new and you must not be without
one. Boys can't pull off buttons with Bee Waist on You
rest In sizes to 10 years The patent straps take all
strain off Boys Clothes. Price, all Sizes, In Nont,
Ask your Dry Goods and Clothing sDV Rjh|llS
Stores. They know all about them. Won't SoAeo'
you look at one?
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

An immens- line of nns Leghorns, with
both plain aud fancy edges, worth 0sc. Mt
zoe, ut RICE'S.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01

City Collector shader yesterday re-
ported to City Receiver Kindlebergcr
the collection oil the following amounts
Of city ta1es in the past week:
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-06-01
Closing Dat.

GRAND OUTING OF Glassworkers on
State Fair Grounds to-day.
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Notes of the Stage.

William Barry. the Irish comedian, will
be here next week in The Rising Genera
ton"
At the Grand, English's and the Park,
Tuesday night. elections returns will be
read from the stage.
Next Sunday night, In Chicago, Thomas
O. Seabrooke will produce a new three-act
comedy called BABY Mine"
The next Hoyt production to visit Indian
apolis is "A Milk White Flag" which
comes to English's next week.
The Tavary Opera Company this year
boasts of many Of the greatest lyric artists
on the American stage to-day.
Richard Harlow. the original Queen Isa-
bella" will be with .'1492' here this season.
Bessie Bonehill is also With the company.
Madame Melba has started on her con
cert tour, which will last three months,
when she will join the grand opera COM
pany at the Metropolitan.
Mrs. Kate Byron. while playing In the
new Ups and Downs OF Life" at Atlantic
City, recently, had the misfortune TO badly
injure her right knee by a fall. She is now
under the Doctors care.
Leonardo" Is the title of the lyric opera
by T.. Pearsall Thorne. composer of 1.-The
Maid of Plymouth and Gilbert Burgess,
to be staged under James C.. Duf's direc-
ton at the Garr.ck. in New York. on
Oct. q.
Dorothy Morton is said TO be bach in her
place as prima donna in The Wizard OF
the season at Pttsburg last Monday.
Leonore Snyder seems to have dropped out
o. sight
If every female advocate Of women's
suffrage was as charming In personality
and fascinating in methods as Miss Isadore
Rush In the twentieth century m IN
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-10-06
Mean Political Trick.

San Francisco Post.
Il want a warrant for false pretenses,''
declared a savage looking little man, as he
glared at Warrant Clerk Graham.
do you want the pretenses for your own
use? inquired Graham sarcasticaEy.
mo; l want to get some one arrested"
who is the man?"
Il don't know exactly"
"All right; we'll call him John Doe. What
did he obtain by false pretenses-money OF
goods?'
"He got me; that's what"
How was that?"
We'll, I'll tell you," and the complainant,
pushed his hat back on his head, moppeG
his forehead with his coat sleeve, and be-
gan:
1T was this way: / done a lot o. boostin'
fer the Democratic party at last election
an thought i was entitled to somethin
pretty good. l laid my plans fer a 500 a
month job, when along comes this feller
who says he is on the inside, ard they
think I'm entitled to somethin' better
Now says he, I'll put you on to somethin
good. There's a place that has a salary OF
only $50 a month, but the perks brings ii
up to about $50, an you can have it,
I'm your huckleberry.' says.I. What
is itg
salary is small, but the tips from your pas
sengers brings ii UP to about $50 a month.
"Wel. 1 took the job. an that fellow got
the one | was lookin' for. That was all a
can talk he was givin' me. fer i been
drivin' tina almshouse bus fer a month,
an 1 amt got a tip from a blamed pas
senger."
He went away. vowing TO take his griey-
ance out of somebody's hide.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-10-06
OFFERINGS OF THE POETS.



IF you pursue and vex me so,
Into a owen / will go.
And sweet contentment ever KNOW"
IF you become a nun, tits clear
That i, a monk must soon apP&lr &c
To hear the nuns confession, DEAR
IF you become a monk, then
Down to the pool will quickly fly
And with the carp secreted lie."
IF you become a carp, my pet.
\ fisherman will spread his net.
And so, you see. I'll catch you yet"
IF you discover me concealed,
I'll be a red rose in the field,
And never to your arts will yield"
IF you become a blushing rose,
I'll be a gardener, 1 suppose,
And pluck my darling as she grows"
"a gardener you? then 1. a star,
VIII shine upon you from ,afar,
And laugh to think how vexed you are"
IF you become a star, my sweet,
l. as a white cloud at your feet,
VIII follow you until we meet"
Then let our wanderings Suffice;
Here, take my heart, you've paid the pric
In leading me to paradise" .
From French Folk Songs.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-10-06

The Politician" woman's rights would
go with a whirl. Miss Rush's work in this
comedy is one of the good things IN the
play. The Politician is Roland Reeds
best play.
for Measure" by Modjeska will be some
thing of a novelty in the. Shakspearean
line, Modjeska and Nielsen being the only
last decade. 1t was last given by Modjeska
about four years ago. A magnificent pro-
duction is promised for the present revival
". H. Crane is a sort of dramatic guard
ian of Gladys Wallis, who graduated from
his company 10 become a star a year ago
The comedian wrote Manager Dunno. re-
Gently: II don't believe your treasury will
ever run very low with Miss Wallis, bu,
If Ii should. you advise me. and l will sc
on and play Father Barbeaud a week for
you. This is not a joke, either. / mean il.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-10-06
A Married woman.s Signature.
~Philadelphia Inquirer.

FH1IdutIUfld IITIUIItT-
Most of the readers of "Silas Lapham''
will remember poor Mrs. Lapham's d.
lemma over the way to sign her name TO
a note and how she extricated herself by
saying Mrs. $. Iapham," which she
thought n0n-committal. All better in
formed than herself know that there Is no
mistake in etiquette much more scorned
than this very blunder. Yet all must feel,
too. that It is an absurd ruling which
her husbands name and her own usual
title even in letters OF pures. business.
This is the English idea which has emf
grated to America. In France a woman
makes a distinction between her social and
her business correspondence. With the
former she signs herself. for instance,
Mary Smith," and with the letter Mrs.
John Smith" And common sense would
seem to be entirely OF the side Of the
French woman
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In n Rose Garden.

A hundred years from now. dear heart,
We will not care at all,
1t will not matter then a whit,
The honey or the gall.
The summer days tina we have known
Will all forgotten be and flown;
Inc garden viii be OvergrOwn
Where now the roses fall.
A hundred years from now, dear heart,
We will not mind the pain.
The ~throbbing crimson tide of life
Will not have left a stain.
Tie song We sing together, dear,
viii mean no more thar means a tear
Amid a summer rain.
A hundred years from now, dear heart,
The grief will all be Ger;
The sea OF care will surge in vain
Upon a careless snore.
These glasses we turn down to-day
Here at the parting of the way;
We will be wineless then as they,
And will not mind it more.
A hundred years from now, deal heart,
Well neither know nor care
What came of all life's bitterness
Or followed loves despair.
Their fill the glasses up again,
And kiss me through the rose-leaf rain;
Wen build one castle more in Spain
And dream one more dream there.
John Bennett. in Chap Book.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-10-06
The Real Test.

New York Evening Sun.
JonesEThis chicken is fourteen years old.
Smith-How can you tell the age OF a
chicken?
Jones-By the teeth.
Smith-By the teeth! Chickens don't have
any teeth.
JoneS-But / have.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-10-06
Born PugfIfst
Where Streets Are Good.

New York Weekly.
Mr.. Citiman-What fine roadways you
have.
Mr.. Suburb-Yes. the city contractors
haven't got this far yet.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-10-06
A LittIe Box,s Vain Rerrct

He was six years sold. just six that day,
And / saw he had something important to
say
AS he held in his hand a broken toy:
He locked In my face for an instant, and
then
He said, with a sigh. and a downcast eye,
IF | could live my life over again,
/ think 1 could be a better boyr"
Edith NJ. Thomas. in st. Nicholas.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-10-06

Nine months later, Feb. 49, 1876. in her six
tieth year. Charlotte Cushman died in the
same city, her native home"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-10-06

Boston Courier.
Yes" said the business man to the
clergymen. 'T've lost a good deal of time
in my life"
B frittering 1t away. l SUPPOSE"
mo; by being punctual to my appoint
menfsD
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-10-06

Customer-What has become Of your as
sistant?
B-arber-Started for himself. He is tired
of working by the day, / suppose.
Customer-I thought you paid him so
much a thousand words.
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Getting Even.

II utterly refuse your proposition OF
marriage! Do 1 not make myself plain? p
Mature has forestalled you." he said,
| getting In his/work with deadly effect.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-10-06
Not Qualified.

Manager-we will have TO get a new man
to play the tramp. Virgins missed an
other rehearsal to-day.
Assistant-Yes; Virgins Is too lazy for
that part.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-10-06
Roland Reed in .The Politicians


Signor Luciano Conterno. whose band viii
be at English's next Saturday, is one Of
the three great bandmasters of the United
States. During the last twenty years he
has succeeded in acquiring a reputation
which has paced him at the top of the
profession. He has been for many years
a leader of the Brookiyn Navy Yard Band.
and was leader at Manhattan Beach,
Regiment Band. He is also known as one
of the military march composers of Amer
ica. His pieces are played by all military
han of the United States. His son, DIR.
G.. f. Conterno, is leader. of the West
Point Military Band. Signor Conterno
brings with hin, his famous Ninth Regi-
ment Band of forty pieces.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-10-06
The Gallant Grocer.

New York Weekly.
Mrs. Rnks-My husband did not like that
tea you sent US last.
Grocer (politely)-Did you like 1t, mad
ane?
Mrs. Binks-Yes, / liked IL.
Grocer Ito clerk)-Jamesi Send Mrs.
Binks another pound of the same tea she
had last. Anything else, madame?