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The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1895-12-15
HOUSTON. SUNDAY. DECEMBER Is.
PREACHERS AS LOBBYISTS.

From all accounts the ministerial robes
were dragged In the dust considerably
and brazenly, during the recent contest
for the chaplaincy Of the house OF repre-
sentatives at Washington. and the best
politician among the preachers won.
There was a regular and disgraceful
scramble for the place. it' seems. il
which politics and not religious fitness
played the prominent part Ii matters
little practically whether Christian or a
wooden automaton offers the little prayer
daily upon the assembling Of cougrers.
The Word in either case wonld fall
among tares--many Of them fresh frlm
the night hefore-but SO long as tie re-
ligious ceremony is observed the chap
lain should be dgnihed and worthy
member Of the cloth. with the propl-
sense Of pronTiety and . suflc.euy "
grace 10 make an honest appeal lor the
members each morning. Oi the contest
and It's winner the conservative Boston
Herald remarks.
HIS opening prayer g. g. Wora- .Laa all
taste, When the Ctrrulat4 lr.fr
which 4 wEs delivered aye rgrue f- r'.1
1t IS gepuEnant 70 Chrisuaa 1riu d
was an Va, l.emeat ~ tla y,4r rE-i. 81 I.lI
IS aisgTBcei1i h a tlrls-lon u.'.lst.-. l.li-
ties. rather til4B pi.-y. Eat -ls -4a
place, and be, apl.iTtGtly fs.- l1
TO repay this ~, pltLlg f-,l-.- 1919 tta
prayer. tv house has. iai 4ta4. --- D,
er9es- this scheme af lolhy g.
;na worst nan engaged So d. rha
5fe.se ta3nss better ~ Mass ...--
legislature rut Stop 70.
scramble several years ar0 ta
two excellent men lr-o lrs c
- nj Eaa4 L. srH = H
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ST. LOWS VICTORY.

Waco Times. st, Louis gets the repnb-
uean "ouFcauon. s. Louis IL a Jonah To
rrea.der H iominces.
Waco Telephone. 1T Louis captures tb.
% pnh4icau National convention The
It|Eni "u The southwestern dcipgatioua
guy not nr such "a drain on caud. dates as
10 san Francisco bad been selected.
beniFcn Herald. ~. Louis gets the re.
p4hlieAn National convention ard the 18th
81 june lt thc dntF nNcd for II to meet
} h'nh ~ y tilut next 10 a Southern dele
sAie iitlu or color. iB Il crowded con.
tenuon nan. on Tho lGih of June, I'm 81
Sherman Register Sherman win have
the biz National republican convention
utNt june iG took four ballots OF the
republican, Mai 1nHl committee 80 decide
lu favor uf thc Mississippi valley mctropo.
hs and 81 lulIFHus are Wild with aplIcht
Tor the VICTORY OF their city.
Austin News ST. Louis gets the renub-
iiaan convention over All cities thar put
IN "a bid for the great affair The Mound
city very seldom goes after anything hut
when she does something Is sure to drop
] nc press OF the great Ailsstssippi me
trppola Us Responsible for the shake tho
Christmas tree received.
Corpus Chred Caller. The republicans
have decided TO have their blg NOMINATING
convention Ia 81. Louis next year. Hurrnb
Tor the southern States! OF course some
may way Missouri To- not Southern state
tut We consider Il one. Now let The demo.
rrHts select Chicago. and We viii get there
again n the party ~ united IN 1926.
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made, If IL Is attempted TO report then
powerful in proportion US this policy oi
| fair statement of news is observed and
without other comment than that in
dulged in the editorial columns. Mr.
kohlsaat of the Chicago Times Herald
recognizes this high mission Of the rews.
paper so thoroughly he has double-leaded
a, series of Instructions TO his newsgath-
erers recently and put them at the II asst
head of hls paper. He says.
Reports OF political mass meetings,
political conferences and political conven-
tons must be written without personal.
iactional or party bias. Interviews on po-
liucal questions must not he ceiored or dis.
torted. All candidates, MI factlcns and
all parties must be treated wish absolute
fairness The Times Heral1's news col
vance the political fortunes Of any cani-
party. Political ners must not be sur
pressed because Il IL not 70 the car
respondents liking. because !; may have
tendency 10 injure any candidate. %
htical faoton or political party. We want
truth. and this rule applies 10 and Includes
political rs wei as all other news mat
te-."
This is not new departure in jour
nslism-it IL merely the reiteraton Of
rules adopted by almost every good or
wise newspaper management Mistakes
Of fact will occur in the hurry ard mul.
tiplicity OF labors Incidental to BE pub
lication Of a big daily paper. but they
should be mistakes pare ard simple ani
not deliberate miSststenients. In all ~oli-
regulated new spnper Offices every precau-
ton IS taken 10 avoid error In the rc-
PORTS Of current news ind ojlitical news
ought 70 stand Gu she same footing Sc
other matters Unfortunately it is not
always the case in this State, as well
IS IN other localities. and 10 Off that
b-sg. too about their great Independence
ana impartiaiity The mask Is a thin
one, however. ana TO an snh these sd
mirshe Instructions leg Mr hot>aai are
commended as richly worth attention.
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THE uNKIssED KISS.


have kissed the girls plenty
Aged from one year Old to twenty.
Kisses better far than honey, | can taste
their sweetness yet.
Bui lar dtartr than the klSSeg
Given me by kindly misses
la the ever NrrIInt memory Of kiss I
did not get.
For one winsomc little fairy.
With grace $50 light and airy.
Kept m" ever tond'y. saying I'm achieve
my purpose Nct"
But az length she Silly vanished
WIN the glit tor which / famished
And she lefi me sadly signing for the kiss
did not get.
Reader, pardon this digrcss.cn--
Docs pursuit or does poSscssiOu
Tho greater pleasure bring? / really ca,
not say. ana yet
I've ttrgotien many misses
VINO bestowed on me their kisses
But III always recolect the girl whose
kiss did not get.
Now, Of course. there * n n,ornl
In TINS simple story, for all
Those indiscreet young, ladies'. who will
50 motiines much regret
That theY gave their kisses freely
For they'll find a lover really
May remember more than all the rest tho
kiss he did not get. '''e
Chicago, Herald
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instance Is something like It's appeal to
the Southern Pacific to come tllore over
Its own lines. It's an appeal hitched ON to
string OF abuse.
I; viii he remembered that Assistant
General Freight Agent Bartholomew OF
tho International and Great Northern.
and Assistant Freight Agent GOODWIN Of
the Gulf, Colorado and Santa Fe, were
hero a Few days ago TO. n possible. In
duce The railroad commission to In effect
restore the Galveston dNtercntials under
ST. Louis ahrogateI by the southwestern
Traffic associations June adjustment. AS
a sequel 10 their visit here II is understood
that charges of attempted violations Of
association obligations against the roads
above mentioned nave been n.,ed VIII
Chairman Day, OF the Southwestern Trat-
tic association.
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PASSING pLEAsANrR1Es,

you thine. AGAR, II / sh ,uld say You were
Il harp OF thousand strngsf
she. | should think, love. that you
WIZ ~ Town and Country journal.
h..hei-What IS It, dear?
;s'das JACK mss,s that / shall return
ms eAsesenenI ilns aud for the life of
Lie. 80 'o'N'9 -
Counsel-Well, after the witness gave
S4u dow, what happened?
O. UsSi 't nl saNe nae a third one.
I4r,s".nl,. tou niehn a second ONE?
ond uuc,--tun. W '''N sSN
IA Cnder Medical Resraint-Tan Party:
~ ~! sli' II you were only my own sic.
fnHa,iH as ! am, Id d pun your CON
'""''ucu nose Tor YOU.
Ordinary Sized Parity. And st. Il.
my meG.cal man hadn't stricflv an,,tnId
ny 70 aNud eNctttmrnt-I s.r. hi th,s
present moment should be dancing on
3o"' Nhesl. sI!-t'un.
o.IllVhs-Sinsleton has been tilted h1 that
freeman siri. but ne dossn't areSar TO 10
''!S hueh cutuD about H.
,i. W iehS-Not at All, face is singleton is
uo,r', puleu Up because s. many
ms, .9E REUSED HIM, He ,hinks he
must ps the best man In .he world WAN
az az me ,sitis declare they woliii nni
Iy.-hoston lransoup'
s,iH VI You please Give me n penuy?,
s a. al a ramp; Il am bind"
- S"i. see gu, ot one eye as well AS
ulnead'i, -, REPLIED 'he genueman impor-
'rbcn S 49,. are only heif blind"
tram q ny g me a half penny" said the
mute, ~ earn arm, that NJ Dumbman, the deaf
B-Yes, l knew that
But | got cot n diNara,,.
from what YOU said a aisre mt, impression
How SO: ""S"' "'in'
W Ny SAD he had no money to speak OF.
Tnmmany Times "' n'in SPEAK OF
Won m''p ~ iaH asita .ion)--Marie. what do
11ose,, 'H ,n tou brother actually pr',.
tins mor, me uuring the sermon at church
nina ~ 'hoIehalantlyl-Ohl you mustn't
Fick-Me-Up '"'NS ~ MS s'eep--
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said. lifting the comb from his hair and
looking around at us. He had on a low
waistcoat and his dress coat lay across a
chair.
Seeing us staring at him, he dropped
his comb Into his hair again and went ON
combing. But as a matter of fact he was
about ready. He put down the comb
put on his coat and hat and picked up
his overcoat.
Now. I'm ready. gentlemen, he said.
I'VE started but the stairway had now
been closed zip by fire. We turned to
the windows. The nnYs had got ladder
up on the front of the house
Now. then, we said to him. when we
came to the window.
AFTER you, gentlemen he said. stand
ing back, and I'm darned II we didn't have
to go down the ladder first and let him
come last"
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PROVINCE OF rnE NEWSPAPER

There was time 10 Texas, when
some of our alleged independent 'n..y,.
papers" with an emphaAis on "a.
news, professed 10 give none o,be,
than absolutely impartial reports .,
all political matters, Whistler in.
terviews, communications or reports y,
political meetings. That time has pasxad
and we find some OF these paper. n,b
highly colored news matter in The iea,o
OF politics. Whenever they have occasion
70 use such matter or whenever II SUITE
their purpose.
This is not good policy for any kind
OF paper. party organ or independent
if 1t processes TO be newspaper. Tbs
news columns are designed to be a per.
fectiy faithful mirror Of events as they
occurred, or utterances as they were
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\ FAMOUS SET or DISHES

The most famous set of dishes in the
world is In the White House.
The first dish towards this famous SO,
was selected by Martha washinston
ana is an old-fashioned family soup tu-
reen.
Every lady of the White House haze
some wh'ch win be greatly annra,,-
htel IN years TO come were contrlbn,,d
nN Yrs Harrison and are decorated b,
During her first term as first loa,. .
M ian1 Mrs. Cleveland presented to ~ ~,
Mhue House a few very large niece
when were given to her as ws91,,',.
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THE CHANCE MEETING

skies downpouring,
Rain and sleet.
James and Marie
Chance to meet,
Marie thinks him
Nice young fellow.
james enrapturcd.
Shares umbrella
Cupid sees n.
Starts to sing;
James invests in
Diamond ring.
Theatres. balls and
Country iAuniing.
Shady hooks tin
Midnight haunting.
James buys tables. chairs
And bedding.
Friends invited
Stylish wedding.
Baby comes, and
Yells like blazes:
james goes crazy
Plays the races.
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DIDN'T MIND THE FIRE

Man Who Preserved His poi,,az.-
Wn'ia the House Was Burnins.
New York sun
Ihe coolest man ever saw" sail ,
veteran fireman, 81 net ct ire in !
'",lllng house. We found him in a, M
s'@irs room dressing to SO out The Sr,
py this time was b'ilin' up through 49,
house at a great rate. '"e
heiio' thereF We hollered to him
"heh we looked IN at the door. The bona,
is ahre" mousse
ould 1t disturb you II ! should ra
MAIN while you are putting IL ontSi 10
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A NEW AllCROBE.

mere Ia HOUSTON Hlhu VINO is
great lover of science and an ardent
student of her mysteries. He has n
sn,all laboratory fitted up at home and
spends great deal Of his tine in ex.
perimenting with chemicals and analyz-
NJ different substances.
OF late he has been much interested in
various germ theories, and has some
what neglected his business to read
Iasteurs and Koch's writings, and ev-
erythng he could procure relating to
supdry kinds of bacli.
r lie has bought a new 000-power mag
nif!ing instrument and hopes before long
to add his quota to the number of val
uaDle' new discoveries concerning germ
life.
Last Tuesday night there was n socia-
bic aud supper given at one OF the
churches.
The mans wife wanted him to go. but
he begged off, saying that he would much
rather stay at home and have Il good quiet
time with his microscope, while she went
and took the children.
lie had been reading ex-State Geologist
DumDl report of his analysis OF the
Houston bayou water. aud he wac
ANXIOUS TO verify that gentleman state
ments by an examination OF his own.
SO, Immediately alter supper he went
through the kitchen and found A nm
bl.ckettu of water sitting on bench
by the Lytrant and carried il at once
10 his laboralor, and. fastening himself
III. went to work.
Alter time he heard his wife and
children leave the house on their way 10
the supper at The church, which was
only block or two away, and he con
grutuiated himself on tue nice quiet time
ue was going to have.
lie worked away for nearly three
no4rs, repeatedly examining through Ills
powerful microscope sanp,es of the bayou
water from the bucket.
AT last he slapped his hand on his
knee in triumph.
"Dumbles wrong' he exclaimed. He
says IT'S lbe hS oadld cystallls aud I'm
certain he's mistaken. Inc lnhaoltants
ot TINS WAGER are schlzomyceuc bacteria,
out they ale neither muciocci OF ruaeo-
persIciia. nor have they iso-diamet1c
cells
can it be that have discovered
new germ? Is scientific fame within my
grasp:'
lie seized his pen aud began to write
In little while his family came home
and his wite came up 10 the laboratory
he GENERALLY refused to let her in. bu,
on that occasion he on.ncd mo doon
ana welcomed her enthusiastic
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1HE uNrAN INnlngNr.

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by Great B.iuin against Neuszugla on
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LEGION OF HONOR

Alamo Council M lee 60 A,,t.,,i.,
Commander Dan Ludlow: We command
cr, AleNan err Pape. ora;or, Il. r. Fsust:
6 ss'F Sr1ly =. W. sehuwirIn collector, G.
blln' warden, Jacob Weder: senTv john
Mctiugo past commander, Il. HeTff. IL:
medical examiner A. s. MCDANIEL: alter-
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The recognized commercial reports In
dictate confidence IN trade and good pros
poets. Everything seems 10 be working
together for democratic harmony.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1895-12-15

Saint Louis rot the republican conven-
tion after all Come hack Colonel Hen
derson. Round Rock Is convinced that
you did your best for her.
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VIEW AT AUSTIN.


tiong' said captsin Farley. chairman OF
the Dallas Freight bureau, to Tie PCS,
correspondent today I'VE don't want to
deprive Houston and Galveston OF the ad.
vuutases OF water rates where they arc
entitled to such advantages" continued
MIR, Farley. but we don't understand and
never viii understand why merchandise
should be shipped from Kansas CTS.
tLrough Dallas. 10 Houston and Galveston
as cheap II not cheaper than 1, is shipped
TO Dallas. We have no objection TO let
ling Houston aud Galveston ENJOY water
rates from seaboard pnints or from points
"here water competition actually eXists,
out We can't sea why the rates from Kan
sds cay, Chicago. So5th bend and points
s.pilarS situated should be based On the
water rate IN So far as Houston ana Cal
weston are conc erned, When water compe-
Nilcn Is nothing but a myth In the prcm-
.ts; Al We want Is fair chance 10 do
are not fghtins any bouy or any city. n,
even preaA all around VIII satisfy US ana
we are more than willing that the distfib-
uuhS rates we are Insisting upon should
nlttlF TO all points alike"
Having delivered himself OF the above,
ne captain proceeded 10 argue that the
onening or trinity navigation would settlr
ensuing rae difficulties.
Houston and Galveston would be bene-
fitted as well as Dallas by Trinity navi.
cation said he. ut would bring about
what the commission can not d. without
running up agains, another Injunction
suit II would mean a rate OF 81 a bale
on cotton from North Texas TO the sea
board ard would result In the expgrta-
tion OF the bulk If the Texas CROP through
galveston and other Texas ports for the
Interstate lines could not afford to carry
cotton 10 New ORLEANS or TO the Atlantic
7tuhoard Tor 20 cents q hundred pounds
m dollar bale rate from Dallas o.
Galveston or Houston the rosds WON'T
'lrst be forced 20 make the rate 81 from,
Plano 10 meet wagon competition from
there TO Dallas. Next She dollar rate
would have 20 apply TO Mckinney to me-,
wagon competition To Plano, aud then 10
u Ton Grecuyilie and sherman to mocy
wagon competition 10 NJ kinney aud 81,
"1 ~ -1 oa uuiil lhe d 3llar rate covered
~" ii' inou point territory. It's
l'Nt tlt up lot OF rirks on
. "-' Nue. down the nres on.
tirn bits 60 tlird. me momentum b 'ire
"Nih1Alibiea trpW ono to mo ms p
f XIV, ~, list brick Yields to the attra
XXI. EiaN lSilon AND uiis the ground
iupf te the Trinity river ana anchor
meet Of nice. newly painted strunihoafe
70 i"Ilas H'd DOWN viii 10 the rates
% course il. steamboats, need rever L z
Ap steam, but the vtr, fsrt nm H.,
4F'nIi} U.s. uH igtbla and that the bo,i4
a'' mere ro1Iy 90 uaNlFata WI sufficD
q h.io tue bottom out Of Texas ireich
ala os"nnelusion Mr.. Farley advanced ina,
~, 10y ihe Dallas freight hl'reau
W., ,S cntIynoay - leh.. and that the en-.
''''' every time b"u's gained u polat.
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OR \ POOR JUDGE OF a CIGAR.
AN ELEVATED METAPHOR.

tast IHNas NeWs
a Western clergyman the other day
described Mother Cnurch' as standing
vita one 1907 firmly planted upon the
earth while the other pointed toward
heaven"
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VIEW AT WASHINGTON

and doing more fighting among ttem-
selves than they can possibly do against
the republicans. Many OF the democratic
silver men have returned to the Fifty
/ fourth congress with feelings of bitterness
! against their sound money colleagues and
/ against the administration as marked as
! the spirit which animated them In the
| closing session of the f1fty-third congress.
| These members are showing no desire 10
| harmonze the party. but are doing every
1 thing possible 10 widen the breach already
existing between the sound money men
and the silver men.
| In the house the attitude of the silver
men regarding the anticipated appoint
! ment Of Representative Catchings as n
! member Of the committee on rules Is an
/ Illustration Of the anlnosity fell, by silver
democrats regarding those who differ with
them upon the question of finance. The
lack Of harmony in the democratic party
in congress is, TO party leaders, one of
the discouraging indications al the open.
ing OF the session, and the desirability of
an agreement which would result In lay
ing aside for the present all questions
upon which the members differ seriously
is earnestly hoped for.
-..-
Representative Stalings, speaking of
this matter to a representative OF the BAL
tmore sun, said: There Is really only
one question regarding which the demo-
Gratis are badly divided. That Is the
money question. and II we can reach some
satisfactory agreement by which It, ray
pre there it a M, VIZ we sbn ia
not get together and present solid front
to the republicans We are in no worse
position now than we were IN the l'iftv-
first congress. and II we could but stop
wranglng among ourselves could do
much In this congress to regain public
confidence.
This Is a matter OF vital Importance
to us IN some OF the Southern States. No
are not situated MS are the people OF
Mary and. In that state a change In the
political complexion of the State govern
ment does not mean an actual change
IN the comnlexlon of the men who assume
control in the event Of democratic defeat.
We ara threatened. however. with negro
dam nation. unle $ Tho party can be united.
and the horror OF such domination can
hardly be appreriated bv those who have
not cxpericncod IT, We believe that the
states, and such control is dependent upon
D., ', ,,r,, 'sa,G.rn ,,,eo sho,,i5
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might be prevailed on TO answer 1t with
an open letter and thus stop the CORE
spondence at once.
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Reports from Armenia indicate that
Telmage Is sin safe.
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THE STATE or MATRlMoNy.
commercial Arpa,l

Someone asked the question. Where Is
the state Of Matrlmony?" and the ans,ye,
the tramp heard was; 1T Is one oc ,A,
United States 1t is bounded by hugeine
and kissing on one side and the rra.is
and the babies on the other. It's ci,ISs
production is population. broomSticks ana
staying out at night. II was discover \
by Adam ana Eve, while trylns Ia, ma
q passage out OF Paradise. Tire clin,rts
is rather sultry until you pass the tropics
OF housekeeping. when squally weather
sets in without sufficient power 10 keen
all hands as cool as cuct nbers Cor "a
principal road leading to that state. con-
run across" -"
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Yoakum Graphic. The National renut,
lioan executive commit ee has decided "a
hold the National convention In ST Louis
Oh June 8, Hurrah for 81. Louis.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1895-12-15
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SAYS EDDIE is A NAN.
Springtown sun.
We have failed TO notice, 50 far, amid
;he mass Of new wome' literature. any
mention as 10 whether Mr. Edward "
BOX has yet deeide< to ADOPT boomers
Houston Post.
That's funny Post. but IL is slur
At one az the manifest men 81 America
The greatest auG best Journal Tor women
ln the GGtted States Is far fyom being
the eneminate guy the above sQU!b wou,d
seem TO indicate. he l. gent IN PSI
true men are--but he Is man OK men.
OR \ POOR JUDGE OF a CIGAR.
P;tsburg Gazette,
The men who would praise 2-cenI
cigar from friend and e. hornc ana
complain about the biscuit his wife has
cooked ior him Is a mean specimen OF
humanity.