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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27
PAINLESS EXTRACTION OF
TEETH FREE.

He stopped long enough to note the num-
Der of the floor on which the business in
dicated by the sign was carried on, and
then hurried inside and made his way TO
the dental parlors.
rs this the place where you pull teeth
without pain free?" he inquired
Yes, sir" said one of the painless ex-
tractors on duty
''Well, I've got a grinder that has been
giving me good deal of trouble. l wish
you'd yank ii out"
The sufferer took his place in the chair
and opened his mouth. The operator, af-
ter applying TO the swollen gums a pun
gent lotion of some sort, speedily relieved
him of the offending molar.
Thanks" said the caller, climbing down
and picking up his hat.
THAT will be 50 cents" remarked the
dentist
Fifty cents?" echoed the other. Il
thought ii was free. That's what YOU told
me minute ago, and it's what you say on
your sign"
Just 50; Did it hurt you any?"
Yes, ii hurt a little"
That's right. We do our painless ex-
tracing free, exactly as we claim When
it hurts we charge for it. Fifty cents,
please.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27
One ON Van Bibber.

The members of the swell clubs have
been talking and laughing over a good
story that has to do~with the young story
writer, Richard Harding Davis, says the
Philadelphia Record. Out at Bryn Mawr
last week there was a horse show which
was attended by all the fashionables. 1t
being, therefore, an eminently fit and
proper event for young man of his celeb
rity to 2dorn Mr.. Richard Harding Da-
Wis went. He entered the Bryn Bawr hotel
and with the quiet dignity which so well
becomes him. he opened the register and
inscribed: Richard Harding Davis ESQ.,
and valet" The ink was scarcely dry on
the register when Barclay Warburton
drove his four-in-hand under the porte
cochere with a dinner party from town
on board. Mr.. Warburton glanced at the
hotel register and noticing the latest in
scription upon the open page he smiled
He smiled broadly; in fact he laughed
Then he took up a pen and wrote: Bar
clay Harrison Warburton, Esq. and
valise." The clubmen, knowing the indig-
nation that Mr. Davis must have felt upon
learning of Mr.. Warburton's fling at him.
are hourly expecting to hear that Mr.
Davis has called Mr.. Warburton out.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27
A word for the BuIIdog.

THE bulldog is universally recognized
as the most ferOciOus species of the. canine
breed ana very justly so, L think, said
d guest at Chamberlins last evening; "but
a bulldog has seldom been known to in
Jure child even when imposed upon anc
abused. The most remarkable case in
point was indicated to me some years ago
Dy an agent of the New York Humane So
ciety founded by Bergh. l happened 10
visit the institution as a matter of inter
est, and among the fine collection of pho
tOgTaphs and pictures which forms part OF
the paraphernalia of the office, l haC
pointed out to me two photographs, bOtn
representing the bulldog. The first picture
was that OF an animal which had been
taken just as he came out of a dog pit
after killing his opponent in a bloody
battle, in which he was badly lacerateU.
The humane officers had swept down OF.
the place just after the fight The next
picture repres ented a group of tine-lOoK-
ing children, and in their midst a hand
some and intelligent-looking bulldog. I
could hardly believe 1t was one and the
same animal The dog had been the moss
officers were gong 10 kill him after the
capture, but a Trend of the chief hap
pened to come along, ana proposed to keep
the dog If he would be allowed to take
him to his farm The permission was
given and the poor animal appeared to De
that he made fast friends of the children
and became their inseparable companion.
one year afterWard the second picture haG
been taken and sent to the humane So
ciety, to show what sort of treatment
their old prOtege was receiving, and /
itors with a great deal of satisfaction.
The family, l was told, would not have
parted with the dog for a small fortune
because of his gentleness and fidelty.'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27
Help That May De Given Cubans.

The government hasn't been successful
in its prosecution of the persons it has
arrested upon the charge of being on
their way to Cuba to assist the insurgents
in their fight against Spain. In our dis
patches yesterday it was announced that
the seven Cubans who had been arrested
on board the schooner Antoinette by the
revenue cutter McI4ane. off the coast of
Florida, and taken to Key West for trial.
had been released by the United States
commissioner before whom they had been
taken The government failed to prove
they were bound for Cuba for the purpose
of assisting the Cubans.
A day or two ago the party that had
been captured at Penns Grove, N. j., and
taken to Wilmington. Del, for trial. were
released by United States circuit Judge,
by whom the charge against them was
heard. Both at Key West and at Will
mington there were great demonstrations
of approval when the prisoners were re-
leased. showing that the sympathy of the
people is largely with the insurgents
According to the ruling of the United
States circuit judge at Wilmington the
government has no right to stop shipments
of arms to the insurgents nor to prevent
unorganized bodies of men from going
to Cuba 1t is only when men are organized
and eficered that the government has
the right to prevent them from going to
Cuba. If this ruling is correct the gov
eminent has been exceeding its authority,
because it has seized arms, or attempted
to do so, and has arrested bodies of
men supposed to be bound for Cuba who
We're neither organized nor differed.
If the law, as interpreted by the court
at Wilmington, is correct it will not be
so difficult in future TO send arms and
men to Cuba as it has been, and we may
expect that the Cubans win receive a
great deal of assistance from this coun-
try.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS
Ieetings-savannnh Yncht Gun.

Meetings-Savannah Yacht club.
Special Notices-Rogers Pocket Knives
and Scissors. r. d. & William baltimore.
Important Notice, Henry Solomon & Son;
Our Two Stores. Bishop. the Druggist;
As to Crew Of British steamship Saint
Marnock; Infanta Eulalia Cigars, at Ma
sonic Temple Pharmacy; Browns Sea
Foam Soap; Doctor Wanted at Guyton;
Notice of a Local Bill; Notice as to Local
Act, 4 Special Invitation, Appel & Schaul;
DR.. Jaeger's Sanatory Underwear, Appel
& Schaul: This Week Ends 1t. J. Nc
Laughlin & Son. Auctioneers; More New
York Oysters at Beckmanns Cafe; Why
not Eat Rice Birds at Freids?
Royal Blue 81 Shoe-A S. Nichols
Amusements-Peck' Bad Bay at the
Theater Sept 80.
Toilet parations-Recamier Prepara-
tons.
Auction sales-225 Boxes Assorted Can
dy, Etc. by J. H. Oppenheim & Son;
Last Day Of the Schwarz Estate Sale, by
J. Mclaughlin & Son.
The Opening-At Krouskoff's
Auburn Wagons-Savannah Carriage
ana Wagon Company.
Our Line of FAN and Winter suits-Ap-
pei & Schaul.
Don't BE Afraid-Falk Clothing Com
pany.
Nearer and Nearer-B. II. Levy & Bro
Medical-shaker Cordial; Johann Hon $
Malt Extract
Cheap Column Advertisements-Hel
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent;
For Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27
A Fatal Mistake.

A citizen Of France who has an in
Feterate habit Of cOnfOunding everything
winch IS SAID 10 him, and has been en-
deaNOrlng 10 acquire knowledge Of our
Vernacular, was about leaving ms board
ing house for more comfortable quarters,
says the Scottish American. All the lit
tie mysteries OF his wardrobe, including
his last neither garment and umbrella.
has been packed up. Whem ne bethOught
70 nlHlseH the unpleasant duty now de-
yolvlng upon him, that of bidding re
folks goodbye.
After shaking his fellow-boarders cor
daily by the hand, and wishing them,
with incessant bowling, re verree best
success in ze Yirl,' and re benedictiOn
gu chief, he retired in search of his
blessing He met her at the staircase,
and advancing, hat in hand, with a thou
sand Scrapes, commenced mis- speech. "Ah,
madame, I'm going to leave you. You
nave been Verree amiable to me, ma
dame; will nevare forget you for zal.
II / am in my countree 1 would ask ger
government TO give you pension, ma
uame. me good lady put down her heaG
and blushed mOdestly, while our French
man proceeded: 'N ell, L must go; yoE
know in reese life, il Is fun of pain an
trouble. II Got adopted re Virl Wien La
MARITIME made in ms poesie, zen zure
should be no more pain Adieu, madame,
adleux! perhaps forever"
Thereupon the Frenchman was max
ing his exit, when he suddenly called
back TO his landady, who interesteGiy
inquired. Why, Mr.. c.. YOU have for
gotten your latch-key.'. Mr.. c. ap-
peared amazed, apparently not UNDER
standing his interrogation. Yes, conunu-
ed Mrs. N, you know il is the RUE
for all bOarders 10 give me their latcl
keys. ION, madame interrupted the
Frenchman, with enthusiasm, Il viii give
you not one-nOt one, but zouzands!' ana
applying the action to the words, ne
sprang toward Mrs. NJ, and embracing
her tightly IN his arms, kissed her mos;
heroically. The afrighted Mrs. NJ, re
covering herself, at length. cried out:
The Key Mr. c., the keyi' Frenchy,
looking confused, cOnfounded, CALCULATES
with heavy signs: "Oh, madame. l zOt
you AK me for one KEGS, an I give it 20
Aaf 4 fafaLIa mn l. .. ~ =
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27

Commissioner of Pensions Lochren
thought a year ago that the pension ex-
penditures had about reached their max
imum; that back payments might keep
the sum up somewhere in the neighbor-
hood of highwater mark. but that the re-
duction of the list by nature would be
greater than its growth by reason of the
addition of new names. But it seems the
commissioner was mistaken. Pensioners
drop off very slowly, but keep coming on
with rush. The roll. therefore. is in
creasing.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27
The Only Dollar.
From Louisvlne Courier-Journal Oem.).

why, why" roared the free silver
freaks, "why do you strike down the
silver dollar in 1873 when it was worth
a premium of cents over gold?''
Why? Aye vi, why?
Well in the first place the silver dollar
was not struck down in 1873. There was
no silver dollar in 1873. There never will
be a silver dollar in circulation when it
is worth cents more than a gold dollar.
No people would be such fools as to use
as money dollar which is worth 3 cents
more as bullion. In the second place. if
there had been a silver dollar in 1873
which was worth cents more than gold,
it would have been, according to the logic
of the latter-day silverites, a good thing
to strike il down, for if there had been
any creditors shrewd enough to stipu-
late in their contracts that their debts
should be paid in silver dollars. the debt
ors would have had TO pay in dollars
worth 1903 cents instead of in dollars worth
only 100 cents. The people of this coun-
try do not want a dollar that is worth
one thing to-day and another thing to-
morrow; they do not want dollar worth
103 cents any more than they want one
worth 81 cents. The 100-cents dollar is
the only honest dollar, and 1t is the only
dollar that creditors are going to be
allowed to demand or that debtors are
going TO be allowed to pay.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27
business Instead of Politics.
From the Washington Star QndO.

President Cleveland is now engaged in
leading the consular service out of the
miry clay of partisan politics and he will
II is reasonable to expect, complete the
good work of converting the consular
service from d political bureau into the
commercial power il ought to be before
were probably reasons that seemed to
him sufficient which prevented his taking
the entire consular service in beneath
it ought not 70 he iif1cnit to prove TO 70
him or to any other reasoning being
that 1t would be better for the country
were spoils methods entirely eliminated
administration. Under the old system
there was occasionally appointed a really
good consul, but the next presidential
election frequently resulted in the official
decapitation of even the fittest II will
now be possible to give business princi-
pies a chance where political prejudices
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27
Ching Lille Too Ear.

We are not at all surprised at the bit
terness Of feeling displayed toward Eng
land by the Irish national convention at
of the conventions leaders. long before
the convention assembled, to do all IN
their power TO awaken new interest IN
Ireland's cause among Irishmen through
out the country. II is probable that Irish
men in this country have contributed
so much money for that cause in the
pasW without having seen any definite
results accomplished. owing largely to
the differences among Irish leaders in Ire
land, that they were becoming disheart-
ened and needed something 10 arouse en-
thusiam.
There were some outcroppings in the
speeches and proceedings, however, that
Indicated a disposition 10 go a little too
far in their manifestations of hostility
to England and yet maintain proper re-
spect for their obnga tions to the govern
ment Of the United States.
Yesterday, for instance, according to the
dispatches. there was a tangle in the
committee on resolutions over a PROPOSE
ton to recommend the enlargement OF
our navy. The suggestion Of PROPOSE
ton Of that sort could be interpreted IN
only one way, namely. that this country
might become involved in a war with
Great Britain through acts of Irish-Amer-
lean citizens. and it would be advisable
to be prepared for 1t.
The American people doubtless have a
strong sympathy for the Irish in the fgh;
for home rule, but their sympathy does
not mean that they are willing to fight
Ireland's battles for her. 1t is not at al:
probable that this government would
countenance attacks upon Great Britain
from American soil. Any movement o.
Of operations against Great Britain would
be promptly checked. and if the Irish
leaders should endeavor to draw this coun-
try into a difficulty with Great Britain
in order to further their own purposes in
behalf of Ireland. they would lose much
of the sympathy they now have of the
American people. Their wiser course
therefore, is not to undertake to mix up
the cause of Ireland with American poll
tics or American policies.
Nobody will interfere with the plans
and purposes of Irish-Americans in re-
spect to Ireland so long as they conine
their efforts to speeches, resolutions ana
gifts of money. but there would be de-
veloped a mighty opposition if there were
an effort to make the cause of Ireland an
issue in American politics.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27

There is a growing opinion that the
changed around the functions of various
executive offices in Washington, left I'M
done one of those things which it should
have done to make it's law we'll rounded
whole. 1t neglected to reduce the rank
of the Secretary of the Treasury and
set up the controller of the treasury as
a cabinet official. AS it is now, the sec
rotary has under him an official whose
powers are superior to those of his chief.
The prospective haggling over Minister
Ransom's salary suggests that the sub
ordinate office means to let the superior
one know that it is going to run things
when it comes to paying out money.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27
The Birth OF the FIower.
from the Philistin.

FROM the PhillStlne.
In the Beginning, God, the Great Work
man,
Fashioned a seed;
Cunningly wrought it from waste-stufr
left over
In building the stars;
Then, in the dust and CRIME of His Work
shop,
He rested and pondered-
Then, with a smile, flung the animate
atom
Far into space.
AS the seed fell through the blue of the
heavens
Down to the world
Wind, the Great Gardener, seized it In
triumph
And bore it away;
made it,
He planted the seed
Thus into life sprang the first of the
flowers
On earth
John Northern billiard.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27

Two months or so ago the special CORE
spondent in Cuba of a New York news
paper reported that the insurgents were
within a short distance of Havana. and
would presently make an assault upon the
capital 1t is again reported, by a Chi
cago correspondent in the island that the
insurgents have reached a point within
seventy-hve miles of the capital that
they have a plenty of arms and ammuni-
ton, and that a crisis viii be forced
within a short while. Whether there is
more in this report than there was in the
preceding one can only be determined by
events yet 10 occur.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27

1t has been evident for some time that
the Cuban revolutionists have at their
command plenty of money. They are
from time to time purchasing arms and
ammunition and small vessels, and send
ing agents TO this and other countries
to work for their cause. All of these
things cost money, and round sums of it,
The story is sent out from Wash
ington that two sources from
which the Cubans obtain funds
are the Standard OIL Company and
Mr.. Havemeyer. president of the sug-
ar trust. A theory advanced is that IN
der the proposed new government the
Standard Oil and the sugar trust are to
receive special privileges, which would re-
imburse them for their outlay. Rumor has
placed Mr.. Havemeyer's subscription at
not less than $25O,OO0 and the oil company's
at quite as large a sum. Several wealthy
New Workers are said to be subscribers
also. If this is true the insurgents are
not likely to want for the "sinews of war;
very soon.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27

The action of the Augusta Cotton Ex-
change favoring the establishing of a
federal sub-treasury in this city is APP
preciated by this business community. A
number of commercial bodies in the state
have now expressed themselves in favor
Of a branch of the treasury in this city,
and the prospect of the success of the pro-
ject is growing brighter. Florida, South
Carolina and Alabama should unite with
Georgia in the effort to get such a finan-
cial institution for the South Atlantic
coast. 1t would be a great convenience
to them.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27
CoIors in season.

One of the smaller New England col
leges has for janitor a colored man, who
has filled that position to the, satisfaction
of all concerned for over twenty-five
years, says the Youths Companion.
Like many of his race, he is possessed
of much wit, and it is not often that the
students get the laugh on Sam" as they
Familiarity and affectionately call him
One autumn day, just after the college
year had begun, when he was overseeing
the burning over of part of the campus
a freshman coming along, cried:
We'll, Sam, that's most as black as
you arer'
Yes, sah," promptly replied Sam; land
next spring it will be most as green as
YOU arep
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27

mo American Eve or Oenone need be
without her apple this year" says the
New York Tribune. land the tides Of
apple jack and cider which will flow
round the land win probably mark the
highest level known" That is to say.
this year viii be a banner apple year.
as it has been a banner year for peaches,
watermelons and pears. 1t is estimated
that the apple crop will not be less than
100000 barrels, and it may reach 10000
600. Prices are down 25 to 50 cents a barrel
lower than they were last year, with
tendency to a still further lowering as
the returns are received Missouri viii
send TO market more apples than any
other state, even taking the lead Of New
York. which has been regarded as the
greatest apple state.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27

The silverites of North Carolina are
apparently so badly ratified that they do
not know precisely what they want, but
are willing to take anything they can
get. The proposition to make the fight
in the next campaign on the lG to 1 idea
was voted down in that "non-partisan'
convention at Raleigh on Wednesday,
and nothing was substituted for it. The
silver mine owners have probably passed
the word down the line for action on the
principle that half a loaf is better than
no bread
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27

A Philadelphia paper. commenting on
the recent American victories over Eng
lish competitors in yachting and athletics
remarks; IF there is any game which the
Britons can play. let them bring 1t over"
We believe the Prince of Wales has some
reputation as the player of a game called
baccarat.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27

There is a water famine in Eastern
Pennsylvania and in some sections of New
York. In the Schuylkll. Lackawanna and
Wilkesbarre coal regions many persons
have to depend upon the railroad tanks
for their water supply. In at least FIVE
counties dairymen have to haul water
for the use of their cattle. Springs that
have never failed before are now bone
dry The milk supply of New York city
has been greatly reduced, and 1t is said
the scarcity of water in the dairy farm
districts is the cause of it. Some of the
condensed milk factories have been COM
PEELED to shut down their works tempo
rarily because of the shortage of supply,
the demand for milk in the fluid state
taking up about all there is to be had.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27

a few days ago in the East Ohio Metho-
dist conference there was made PROPOSE
ton to instruct the general conference
to permit the election of women delegates
The proposition precipitated warm dis
cussion. but when vote on it was taken
the women won a decided victory Thus
woman is winning her emancipation" in
religious as well as secular affairs.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27

A New York magistrate has decided
that the repairing of a bicycle is a work
of necessity. and hence may be legally
done on Sunday. There was a time when
a bicycle was considered to be luxury
merely; it is now business vehicle, and
necessity.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27

The proposition from London that the
next race for the Americas cup
shall be between yachts from the
Emitted States, Great Britain and
Australia, looks as though John
Bull wanted two chances at the
cup to Uncle Sans one About the only
way Uncle Sam could even things up
would be to bring in yacht from Alaska.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-27

The bicycle as an advertising medium is
beginning to be appreciated The number
of theatrical people and politicians who
fall from wheels and skin their shins is
becoming greater each day. Tom Reed and
Steve Elkins have Just done it,