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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07
NOT snitahIr Enninned.

mmander-Captain, you will at.
tack the enemy as soon as it is dark.
Captain of neutrality-suspicious.!
What do you mean. sir?"
why, don't suppose there is a man
in my command who has a dress coat
with him. Puck.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

A COUPLE of jailbirds were drinking to-
gether when one of them took out his
watch "Bless mer' exclaimed his aston
ished companion, you've got watch :!
Looks like it." 'And how much did it
cost youi'' "Six months. Washington
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07
RIDeEwAr, Mo, Aug. u, 1895.
THE PIso COMPANY,
Warren, Pa.

IrentIeUeu.
Six years ago last Spring l took q severe
cold, which settled on my lungs. | coughed
alarmed about me. | told him TO go to the
drug store and get me bottle of Piso's
C,,~e for Consumption. He did 50, and by
the time / had taken its contents according
to directions / was very much better. He
then bought two n ore bottles, and they
cured me
In fact, we could hardly keep house with
out Piso's Cure for Consumption, My hus-
band is subject to a cough every Winter,
and he says nothing land he has tried every
cough medicine on the market) helps him
as does Piso's Cure.
You may publish the above if you so de-
sire.
Very truly yours,
Mis- DELLA LoTT.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

Essential TO the production of the most per
feet and popular laxative remedy known
have enabled the California Fig Syrup Co
to achieve great success IN the reputation
of its remedy, Syrup of Figs. as it is con
ceded to be the universal laxative. FOrsal'
by all druggists.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

WISE men will apply their remedies to
vices, not TO names; to the causes OF evil
which are permanent, not the occasional
organs by which they. act, and the transit
tory modes in which they aDpear.-Burke.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

SoFrLY-'sYour trip TO the mountains
seems to have benefited YOU" Bilkins-
at has made different man of me" Soft
ly-'Is that sOl Then what has become of
the man loaned ten dollars 10 when you
left the cIty}'
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

0SAY, mister" said the little fresh ain
Child, as she watched the cattle I. .oyine
their cud, do You have to buy gum for al
of them cows To ehewa"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

BAGGsLY-"DOes Bowser belong to yOul
clubw Waggsly-" my club belongs tC
Bowser. He's chairman of the house com
mittee. "-BrOOklyn Life.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

Goldfish were brought to England
from China at the end of the 18th CEN
tury and were called Chinese suSosons.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

A MAN can fool his girls mother as to
what wages he gets, but he can't fool her
father.-AtChisOn Globe.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

Better. you marry your
Heal?'' asked a new acquaintance of a
bright matron. Mercy, mol mar
ried nv husband. -
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

SPAcE-''What became of that story you
were working On-the one that you said
would be immortall'' Weekwage-"The
editor killed it. indianapolis Journal.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

/ HAVE found Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton an unfailing medicine. r. Il. LORI,
1895 Scott St, Covington, Ky, Oct. /, 1894.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

DoRA-'Mr Spooner says he always feels
like fish out of water when heis with me. -
Cora-"Then you've hooked him, haven't
youl'-Harper Bazaar.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

He submits TO be seen through a micro
scope who suffers himself to be caught in a
tit of passion.-Lavater.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

BEECHAM's PILLS for constipation 10c and
DC. Get the book (free) atyOur druggists
and 90 by il. Annual sales 6,00O, 900 boxes.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

SoRRow has not been given to US for sor-
rows sake, but as a lesson which we are TO
learn somewhat, which once learned 1t
ceases to be sorrow.-Carlyle.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

THE saddest things in life aremen without
manhood, women without wOmanhood and
children without childhOod.-YoungM Mems
Era
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

PEACE AT LAsT-ssThere is nothing now
TO ma our happiness as Bass remarked
when his wife's mother took her departure.
Boston TRANSCRIPT.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

THE world is Gods epistle to mankind
His thoughts are flashing upon US from
every directiOn.-Plato.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

DoN'T Neglect a Cough. Take Some Hale's
Honey Of HOrehound and Tar jnstGnter.
Pixies ToOthache Drops Cure in one minute.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07
THE skin and Knowledge

You can cram these words into mine
ears against the stomach of my sense
ShalxesDearp
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

"SHE has been thrice married. And all
three husbands deadf She has had a ter
rible experience" Eyes, but then she has
a brother who is an undertaken, and he al
ways gives he a good deal OF. ''-Bost0n
Transcript.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

sTHE world is a conventional phrase,
which, being interpreted, signifies all the
rascalisv IN it.-DiCzens.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

NEARLY every ugly dog is known rs
Beauty"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07
bridegroom Tor a Day.

At Wright's Fern II, placea few
miles west of Boscobp, Jacob Millheim,
young farmer, was fnlted in marriage
the other night to Milf Marsten and the
following afternoon e was taken sud
denly ill and died infthe evening.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

SHUN equally a sonber air and vivacious
es.-Marcus Autonius.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07
T5irger NuisanG

Cumso-I detest Jaysmith. He tells
all he knows.
Cawker-It is not the chap who tells
all he knows that annoys me most.
"No?"
mo; il is the one who tells all he
4 E-aa D-age
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

A PREFERRED Creditor-One who never
presents his bill.-Texas Siftings.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07
Bubbles or Medals.

sarsaparas When you think of it how contradictory
For there be only one best IN best
sarsapara highest mountain longest
deepest ocean And that best sarsaparia is There's
the rubl mountain height and DEPTH bat
how test sarsapara could you chemists But them
do The Worlds Fair Committee tested and
thoroughly They behind the label the bottle What did
sarsapara result n Every make of saaPaa shut out
Ayers So that Ayers was the only
sarsapara the Worlds Fair The committee found 1t
the They had for anything that not the best
the best Ayers Saapaa received the medal ana AWARDS
due Remember the word best bubble any breath
can blows pins prick such bubbles Those others
blowing best arsaparla bubbles since the WORLDS @
pricked True but Ayers Sarsapara has the medal
The pin that scratches medal proves gold The pin that
pric bubble proves wind We point to medals not Dub
bles, when say: The best sarsaparlla IS Ayers
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

EE-'s Catarrh Cure
Is a Constitutional Cure. Price 75c.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07

promote that spirit of national unity
which must constitute so largely the
buttress of our life and security.
H.C.L.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-07
OLD JIM'S PROPHECY.
BY RUFUS HALE.

LID wea ther-beaten
Capt. Block, of the
whaleship Zebra,
cruising o fl y e "
Zealand, turned to
his harpOOners and
said:
The one of you
W h o first strikes
and obtains for me
the neXtwhale shall
be promoted to the
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1895-06-28

Inc Hagerstown team recently van
pushed the great Cuban Giants. bv a
score of to 8. y .
Miss Ethel, daughter of DR. : F.
Thomas, of this city, is engaged 70 he
married to Mr.. +. +. Patterson, of Raj
timore.
The old Bowlus Carriage Repository
III Mlddletown, narrowly ESCAPED de-
struction 10y fire last week. PROMPT
work oy several citizens was all that
saved the property.
Rev. FIR. Geodding; of the Novitiate
has recently concluded Il mission at
Liberty, this county. His sermons
Were full of merit and instruction.
n delightful musicale was given hv
Miss Cora Devilhiss, of Walkersville
TINS county, to her many friends last
night. Exercises began at $50 O'clock
A number of young men of this civ
lett Yesterday on camping expedition
on the banks of the Monocacy. near
Sugar Loaf Mountain. They expect to
be absent about ten DAYS.
Miss Alice NJ. Heckathorn died at her
home, on West Fonrth street. This
city, on Monday last, of consumption.
aged % years. She was daughter of
the late Christian Heckathorn. The
funeral took place on Wednesday.
The Frederick Bicycle Club held a
delightful smoker at their hospitable
rooms on West Patrick street. last
night, from $50 to IL O'Clock. A num-
Der of friends of the members were
present and enjoyed the occasion so
eXcellently arranged by those in
charge.
we wish to correct slight mistake
IN the speech of Mr.. J. Feuton Hargett.
OF Feagaville. on Dairying, in last
weeks issue. Milk from Is cows should
have been worth S65.97 instead of
S957.97, and pounds of butter aver
aging to the 100 pounds of milk, in
stead of pounds.
The Banner Of Liberty says that
some evilly disposed person poisoned a
spring on the property near that town,
owned by Mr.. William Whitmore.
The presence of the deadly substance
was fortunately discovered before the
water was drunk. No punishment
would be too severe for the perpetrator
of this outrage.
DIR. J. w. Eichelberger, of Emmits-
burg, is 81 years of age. He celebrated
his birthday a short time ago. For
sixty-eight years he has been practic-
ing physician of much prominence,
having graduated from the ITni versitv
of Maj Wand. His many friends re-
joice at his hearty condition and wish
him many returns of the day.
Mr. Louis F. Noonan, formerly of
Frederick, received the degree of Bach
elor of Arts, and Mr.. Outerbridge
Horsey, son of Hon. Outerbridge Hor-
sey. of the Merryland Tract, received
honorable mention in Analytical
Chemistry. Mr.. Meredith Smith, son
of DIR. F. f. Smith, also made IA good
average in his studies during the year.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1895-06-28
ROCKVILLE.

June Goth, 1885,
Richard Hurley, one of the men
charged with being implicated in the
riotous proceedings near Chevy Chase
power house, about three weeks ago,
and who has since been confined in
the county Jail at this place, was on
Friday brought out on writ of habeas
corpus and taken before Judge Hem
derson, of the Circuit Court, for the
purpose of having the amount of his
bail reduced. The amount of the bail
fixed by the committing magistrate
was $500 and this was reduced to $500
by the court Hurley being unable to
procure a bOndsmau for this amount,
was remanded TO prison. He is the
last one of the four originally commit
ted, the Others having given security
for their appearance at the November
term of court.
The Montgomery County Telephone
Company has extended its line To Hy-
attstown and Travilah.
n colored man named Andrew Jop-
Ply, who has been confined in jail here
since May 30th, charged with assault
and carrying concealed weapons, Mon
day evening made his escape from that
institution. Officers are now in pursuit
of him and the Washington police
have been notified to be on the lookout.
Mrs. w. ;. Poole has returned from
visit to her sister Mrs. +. III. Koehler,
Hyattstown.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1895-06-28
PARK MILLS.
June "A, Is

June "A, 1895.
Rain is very much needed in this
section, especially on the early pota-
to crop.
The farmers are busy cutting their
grain, of which there are good pros
poets of a fair yield.
Mrs. Katherine Price, of Frederick,
and gentleman friend from Hagers-
town, paid visit to Mountevina, the
home of Mr. and Mrs. Ordeman, on
Sundaylast
The fishermen around here are catch
ing some fine black bass out of the Mo
nocacy and Benefits Creek.
Miss Ella Leaman has returned
home after weeks visit at Mounte-
venia
Mr. G. j. Michael is building an adj
dition to his house.
Mr.. f. A. Ordeman and Miss Ella
Leaman paid flying visit to Mont
gomery County last week visiting
friends.
We are glad to hear that Mr.. Ernest
Dixon is improving, after severe
wound from a baseball. He is the
catcher on the Park Mills team.
Miss Fannie Whitmore was the
guest of Miss Annie Boyer, of Green
Valley, on Sunday last.
Mr.. J. Lee Simmons and family, of
Frederick, have moved to their sum-
mer residence here, to spend the warm
su inner months.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1895-06-28
GRACEIIANI.
June y, 1885

June y, 1885.
Rain is badly needed in this part of
the country.
Miss Carrie Buhrman, who has been
visiting friends at Cavetown, returned
to-day She reports having had very
pleasant visit
Mr. VIM. Wiuebrenner and family
and Miss Anna krise, of this place,
and Mr.. George Winebrenner and fam.
lily. of rhurmont, spent several days
this week with relatives at Fairfield,
Pa.
Rev. Barb and family, of Thurmont,
spent saturday with Mr.. l.. G. Smiths
family.
The Graceham Coruet Band and
number of young people attended the
festival at Logs Saturday night.
There was quite Il large crowd in at
tendance.
Mrs. e. Hinea and family, of Walk
ersville, were in town to-day.
a great many of the farmers began
harvesting this week The wheat crop
is thought to be very good.
Mr. Joseph Gernand. ST.. went to
Baltimore to-day to visit his daughter.
Mrs. Hattie Weber, Mr.. w. l.. Arm.
acOst, VIE ana TWO children, who had
been visiting friends at Finksburg, re-
turned last Saturday.
Mr.. Andrew Cramer, wife and child,
of Iewistown, called to see Miss Eta
Cramer last week.
DIR. Miller was in Frederick, Tues
day, on business.
Mr.. Abraham Lohr visited his
daughter, Mrs. Levi Hinea, of near
Double Pipe Greek, last week.
Mrs. Hettie Dorsey was called to see
her sister, Mrs. Whitmore, of near
Creagerstown, who has been stricken
with paralysis.
Mr.. Samuel TroXell and daughter, of
near Motter's, was in town last week.
Miss Elsie Smelser, of New Windsor,
VINO had been visiting Miss Mollie
Martin, returned Saturday to her home,
much to the regret of her many friends.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1895-06-28
Male and Female High School
Alumni Reception.

The alumni of the Male and Female
High Schools of Frederick held re-
ceptiun to their friends, in the school
building, on East Church street, from s
to 10 p. IN. last Friday. The rooms were
decorated by dainty feminine fingers
and the class motto, Excelsior 49,"
was conspicuously displayed. A large
number of persons called during the
evening and enjoyed in the fullest
measure the delicious feast of beauty,
music and edibles, so lavishly provd-
ed. The committees were as follows:
Decorating-Misses Katharine NJ.
Weiuer, Mary OFT, Bessie Eppley.
Refreshments Misses Susie Markey,
Sadie Duvall, Marion Kolb. Those
who served refreshments were Misses
Katharine Weiner Halle thinner
man, Mollie Kline, Daisy Snowman
and Edna Cromwell.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1895-06-28
SIIOOKSTOWN.
June "a. 1895

June n, 1895.
Bicycling has become the rage in our
quiet little town, and indeed 1t is not
only with us that such is the case.
Messrs. John Masser and Howard
Stoup recently paid Baltimore visit
on their wheels. Messrs. Francis
Wicklass and Harry Staley have been
to Thurmont Liberty, Creagerstown
and many other places in the county
on their bicycles. Messrs. Charles
Krantz, Francis Wicklass and Howard
Stoup have visited Pen Mar, Hagers-
town ana many other important
places in the State.
The Sacred Heart Sunday School, of
this place, under the management of
Messrs. Giggan, Derbin and O'Cottar,
Of the Frederick Novitiate, hold its
closing for the summer vacation on
sunday last. So zealously has the
work Of the school progressed during
the past year, that the deepest regret
was felt at this closing event Briefly
the program consisted of the following:
Hymn to Mary. Grand Chorus, violin
accompaniment, School, G. A. Wick
lass; Selection from Emanuel, Father
Russell; Praise to the Blessed Sacra-
ment, by Miss Annie Summers; Son
net Recital, Alone, Jennie Wicklass;
Recitation, Ninety ana Nine, Elias
Summers; Reading, Morning, Noon
and Night, c. A. Wlclllass; Distrihu-
ton of Prizes; Poem, Berandotte,
Mary Wlcklass; Hymn, Immaculate,
School; Valedictory; Parting, Joseph
Wicklass; Chorus of Thanksgiving,
Holy God, Schools; Farewell Dis
course.
The Sacred Heart School commence
ment was indeed one of the most en-
joyable events of the season and its
program was of most interesting
character.
Your correspondent of townsville
spoke in regards to my writing on in
sects, Of a few weeks past, as a matter
of some importance to hlm, which |
am very glad to learn. Although he
complained of the infamous cut
worms, also of my failure in telling
him how to remove them from the
corn and potato hills without scratch
ing them out and picking them up.
Well, the only way | know of is to
plant hill of corn and hill of beans,
one after the other, and when the
worms strike the beans they will blow
'em up.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1895-06-28
DELLA.
June p. 1895.

June p, 1895.
Rev. Barnes held divine service at
Koontz's Chapel Sunday evening last
at O'Clock
The GAINESVILLE tournament will be
held July 10th.
The farmers are nearly through har-
vestiug in and around this vicinity.
Mr.. Charley Harris, of Washington,
Is visiting his mother at Mt Ephraim.
We are sorry To learn OF the death of
Miss Blanche Maxwell, eldest daugh-
ter Of Mr.. and Mrs. James Maxwell. of
Comus, Montgomery County, Md.
who died at her home, Friday, June
2l>t, after a long Illness, of consurup-
ton. She was young aud highly es-
teemed 10y all who knew her. c. Hill
ton, Of Baruesville, was the under
taker. Iuterment was made in the
Mt. Pleasant graveyard near Decker
son station.
Mr.. Harry Hll and Miss Nellie
Hays, both of Dickerson, were united
in matrimony Monday, June l7th
1t Is disgrace To the people of Mt.
Ephralm to let enough whisky and
beer be sold to negroes on SuHdgg to
make them drunk.
Miss Amy Davis, of Park Mills. was
the guest of Miss Hattie Poole, of
Evansville, last sunday.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1895-06-28
Weather and Crops for Last Week.

The temperature was slightly below
the average, until the latter part of the
week. when it became much warmer,
and there was rise above the normal.
The total deficiency for the week at
Baltimore was 10 degrees.
The rainfall was below the normal;
also being insufficient to supply the
moisture needed by plants.
The sunshine given was about the
average in amount.
The week in this section was an
ideal one for farm work, particularly
for the haying, which was carried on
successfully, and with fair results, as
was also the case with the rye and
barley harvests. Wheat is well filled
and there will be an average yield;
harvest will be in full swing about the
middle of the coming week. In some
localities there is a shortage in the above
named crops Corn is making good
progress and looks well. The fruit
prospects have not improved. Rain is
now needed by growing crops.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1895-06-28
Advertised Letters.

The following is list of the adver-
tised letters remaining in the Fred.
erick city post-office. TO obtain any Of
these letters, the applicants must call
for advertised letters. If not called for
within two weeks they will be sent
to the dead letter office.
Gentlemen's List.-William Allen
Addict Albaugh, George Bedheimer,
Geo. l.. Clark. Thomas Dudley, James
G. Diller, Capt. Samuel Croft, Jacob
Gibbons, Charles E. Harris, Cal, In
gals, Francis H. Kreis, Ed. Metins,
B. III. Richer, H. HI. Sherman, George
Thompson, Eugene Wineberry. -.
Ladies' List. Miss L. Addition, Miss
Frances Brown, Mrs. Lucy A. Ensign,
Mrs. Robert Jackson.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1895-06-28
Orphans Court Business.

Letters testamentary were granted
on the following estates, viz: On the
estate of Charity Carter, to Peter Lug
enbeel, executor on the estate of Mary
Ann Hedges, to John VIM. Hedges,
executor, on the estate of William
Hull, executor.
The first and final account of Harry
j. Sahm, administrator of John J.
Sahm, deceased was filed and distribu-
ton made.
Inventory of personal property and
current money in the estate of J.
Newton Pittinger, deceased, was adj
mitted to probate by the court.
The releases of Mahlon CARRIER, ct
al, heirs in the estate of Abraham
CARRIER, deceased, were filed, releasing
the administrators.
Release of Agnes r. Mahoney and
husband, releasing T.. L. Rowe, execu-
tor of Mary c. Dielman, deceased, was
filed.
Report of sales of personal property
in the estate of Jessie L. Clary, de-
ceased, was filed.
The second and final account of VIM.
Is. Black and George w. Welty, adj
ministrators of Samuel Welty, deceas-
ed, was filed and distribution made.
The first aud fiual account of Eu-
gene l.. Rowe, executor of jeremiah
Martin, deceased, filed and distribu-
ton made and petition and courts
order filed to deposit money in bank
for absent heirs.
The second further final account of
}. Harvey Cobean, ct al, executors of
John Witherow, deceased, was filed
and distribution made. Q
Letters of administration was grant
ed to Maude c. Pittinger on the estate
}. Newton Pittinger, deceased.
Release of Mary f. Welty, ct al, was
filed, releasing VIM. X Black and
George w Welty, administrators of
Samuel Welty, deceased
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1895-06-28
Kew Monument.

The Key Monument Association an
nounces wonderful results from the
collection taken up In the schools all
over the county, on Flag Day, aud
each mail brings letters inelosing do
nations or else asking far information
leading to that end There are yet a
great many schools and organizations
who have promised help, to hear from,
and the association is confident that "a
considerable sum will be added to the
fund already in hand. 1t looks like
the monument will be reality in
short time.