New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-06-11
THE TALK or THE DAP.

The University OF North Carolina which nad
Just celebrated its centennial anniversary, Is =
Oldest university in the South. On It's alumni .'U
are the names OF such weknown men as Ja- ,
X Polk. William X. King. Thomas Il. Bent"t
Francis p. Blair John Y Mason, Jacob Thomp>
son. William A. Graham. Willie p Mangum. Jsms1
c. Dobbin. John Branch, Aaron V. Brown Zsbu>
lon g. Vance. Matt w. Ransom. Thomas Braggt
Leonidas Polk, Francis l.. Hawks James Johnston
Pettigrew. John II. Eaton and scores OF Cover
nors Senators, Representatives. judges and mint
listers.
Certainly.-"What more should woman want?" hs
asked rs not the world al her feet now?'
"Of course It is" replied the sharp-nosei SRI.
You do not expect her 10 walk on her hand "a
Indianapolis Journal.
The difficulties OF the English language are ~
illustrated in a story recently told OF three French
boys who were doing Shakespeare into English from
their French versions. When they came 10 the linz
from Hamlet" ITO be or not 10 be-" the TIRED
TRANSACTIONS out follows: ITO not ID
am" ITO were or is to not" ITO should or not ID
Will"
Precaut!onary.-"M friend" asked the man with
the red nose and watery eyes sis the Home Saloon.
where they sell the Bishops beer. anywhere about
Yes my good man." eagerly answered the tail.
minsteriai-looking man in black; ITS right over
Thanks" mumbed the other. moving on. II was
afraid might wander in there acciden,aly."-(Chi-
cago Tribune.
The Buffalo Express says there two men
In that city who make good living by acting as
relief men for small druggists who like halliday
of occasionally, and whose business is not so ex-
,ensive to justify the employment OF clerk
regularly The law requires that drug store
shall always be In charge OF licensed pharmacist
These men have a regular round OF druggists whom
they serve. They are rarely employed at one place
for more than half day al time. but they are
KEEP. constantly busy. and manage TO make better
wages than II they were hired by the week
A SONG OF OLD DAYS.
Oh DAYS OF the past. with your glory,
Come back to my heart once more.
Oh, days with your song and your story,
Come back to my heart once more.
For there's never n heaven SO sweet 10 see
As the besIta hsaysn you MADE Sra for ard bee.
Oh days OF the past. come back to me.
Oh days OF the past. with your spendor.
Come back 10 my heart once more.
With your kssings and carollings tender.
Come back 10 my heart once more.
For there's never a vessel that sails the sea
! As dear as the ships that came 10 me;
! And the lighthouse is darkenei and ever will Boa
! Oh, days OF the past. come back TO me.
Oh days Of the past . With your fGwer'
| Oh days of the beautiful hours,
Come back to my heart once more!
For there's never day that my life may see
As sweet as the days OF the pas, TO me-
| Oh days OF the past. come back TO me.
Frank L. Stanton in Atlanta Constitution.
Dr. Lombroso. the italian specialist In criminoiosN
has written "A book on THE Female Offender. in
! which he says: The female born criminal Is fu
more terrible than the male. She combines the
worst qualities OF both sexes-the woman's excessive
desire for revenge cunning cruelty love OF dress
and untruthfulness the mans vices. hckeness. fear
lcssncss audacity and often muscular strength
Celtic wrote In the fifteenth century: No possible
| punlshments can deter women from heapng up
crime upon crime. Their perversty OF mind 10
more fertile In new crimes than the imagination OF
a Judge In new punishments Rykse said Feminine
crlmnality is more cynical. more depraved and more
terrible than the criminality OF the male Rarely.
says the Italian proverb. is woman wicked but
| when she is she surpasses the man. Then comes
Euripdes with this crusher: The violence OF tho
ocean waves OF devouring flames is terrible. Ter
rble is poverty. but woman is more terrible than AZ
| else
Season OF '9.-Mrs. Sprltee-Tm glad you W
! all kept well. I've had lovely health. too, while
away. By-the-way. my dear near.y forgot Here
! IL divorce for you.
Mrs. Homelove-What?
"A divorce, you know
'Merciful Heaven. Has my husband
oh he doesn't know thing about It,"
But don't want divorce "A
''Of course you don't now my dear but you rlshS
some time. and then II would be real handy TO have
In the house thought that. being In South Dakota
! might as we'll get divorces for all my friends ana
| save them the Journey or course you needn't USE
| II until you want to-.
And have you given others such papers,"
| Not yet. You know, / give reception next
| week. and thought I'd use the divorces for german
favors So novel; you Neutrality-suspicious. WesAD