The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1895-09-19
FROM MANY souacgs.

waitcr-wIli you have spinach today,
sirS Guest Yes, but don't want It SO
spunky Is 1t was yesterday. Bring mo
some with no sand in it.-Boston Tran
script
"Mr. Speaker" exclaimed 0 member Of
the New South Wales pariiamsnt, my
colleague taunts me with q desire for
fame. soorn the imputation, sir. Fame,
siri What Is fame2 It is shaved pig
with CREASED tail, which slips through
the hands Of thousa-s's and then Is sooi-
dentally caught by 8 40 lucky fellow who
happens to hold on to 1t. let the greasy
tailed quadruped go by me without an
effort TO clutch 1t, sir. Tit Bits
Mrs. Fashion-I'vo picked out a hug
band for you, daughter. Miss Fashion
Very well, but want IN say right here,
mother, when It comes 10 buying tho wed
ding dress I'm going to ssAoot the material
myself.
oommencei Pupil-I don't know, sir, but
II you tell me when it left of can reckon
p.-Fliegende Blatter.
Hiland-I can't understand it. never
knew it to occur before. Halket--whnt
is the trouble? young Van Braam came
in today and paid me the $40 he borrowed
o week ngo" 1.-THE explanation is easy.
He has to raise $50 the day after toInor-
row. "-Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
Old Mercator Ito little Billy Ducks just
left school, who applies for situation as
office boy and produces testimonial from
clergyman)-We don't want you on Sun
days, my good little boy. Have you ref
erence from any one who knows you on
week daysf-Sydney Bulletin.
Two men met on Main street yesterday
when tho following conversation ensued:
well, Jim, whore have We been iately2
6hure, haven't seen ye in some time"
"Oh, begorra, I've been down to Block
island for week. And, say, Tom, did
ye ever see the ocean, Oh, it's Ane"
did ever see the oceanf How In thun-
der do ye suppose came across from Ire
landf Do you think took trolley carp
Hartford Post.
jack Poore ito Miss Casb)-wiIl you
marry me, maiden fsirf Miss Cash-I'm
very sorry, but my income Is only suifi-
cient for my own support. Pittsburg
Chronicle Telegraph.
First Wisp Fiend at a Hote1-He's
mean ouss. Didn't give me cent. Second
Wisp Fiend-That fool was brushin give
me a quarter. Transcript.
Editors wife-who wrote this beautiful
FdItor--Youne ouiIjsr Editor.s We
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t .s u1wm on ene peaon' salo she serpi.
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"He and his kind have heen rosnonsihis
for a falling off ~ mora tbap ko no. oa,,t
in tbe missionorv contrihntions =, n
diananolis .Jonrnal
Van Jav-Miss Meaks cal,ed mo n Zoo,
10 look like a fooIp Milii,snt-'No 80,
do NOT, don't think abe Judged yn, nv Nv
vour looks. -RrooLIvn Eagia - ~
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ne " 1S, mas nrs Newiywea MAUI
GET married ~PbiIadeinh;a Raoard was W
ienso snue GOWN enae WINDOW. 1
a'e q ooiu sins nave heauache.
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