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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06
nIpIOM1CY IND TIE T1RMER

Foreign markets were opened for American
farm products under the Harrison Administra-
,ion and they are closed under the Cleveland
Administration. From 1889 to 1893 American
dinlomatists were successfully employed in re-
moving unjust determinations against pork. no
potiating reciprocity conventions. and placing
the products Of farms and factories on favored
basis wherever il was possible 10 do so Under Il
Democratic Administration these processes are
reversed American -four. meats and man,lfaci-
urcs are shut ont Of markets which were forced
open four years ago by wise diplomacy. DiS-
examinations against pork are revived. RecI-
procity conventions are abandoned. Import
duties against American -four and grain are re-
stored
Sweden admitted all American brcadstunS
without payment Of duty during long period
ending with the retirement Of Minister Thomas
from Stockholm I'm 1881. During President
Clcvcland's first term this policy was changed
and high duties were placed on wheat, maize
and pork imported into Sweden from the United
States These duties materially reduced The de-
mdnd for American farm products. and an ex
port trade amounting 10 $400O,O0O in wheat and
pork. was broken up. After President Har-
risons Inauguration Minister Thomas was sent
back 10 Sweden and the duties on American
agricultural exports were cut down onehalf
The reelection Of Mr.. Cleveland was followed
by the appointment Of a Democrat Mr.. Fergu
son, as Minister to Sweden and Norway The
Rksdag. which Is now In session IN Stockholm
Is acting upon Government bills Increasing tha
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

chorus Of 6l2, 900 cusswords arising every
day. Can any one doubt that the effect upon our
national morals Is shocking In the extreme! vi
can any conscientious legislator consent 10 ioo'
away his time over the silver question, or the
tariff question or any 5ther such basate!le, SO
long as the colar-button question confronts us !:
Then. again. there Is the umbrella. Few peo-
pie realize how great part 1t Is playing In the
worldly wide tragedy OF human woe. There is. OF
course no one who has not suffered from 1t. But
through strange idiosyncrasy, each one sup
poses himself to be the only one. That IL, per-
taps. because ne has only one eye. and therefore
takes partial views OF things. Cnhappily, he Is
not the only one. There are others. All men are
others. The basic facts are these. that we spend
half our time climbing stairs. and that every
man woman and dude carries an umbrella hori-
zortauv The rest OF the story is simple enough.
II IS to be read in the ARM Of men employed a,
nubic sta.rways to sweep up and cart away the
gouged-out eyes which fall In ncessant showers
in the vast blocks Of gass-eye factories which
rise on every hand, and in the unendins pro-
cessions Of one-eyed or altogether eyeless people
,ha, ,bronp our streets 1t u.s. of course. certain
that so long as umbrellas exist at all they VIII
no carried horizontally! They must be. 1t Is n
nhvs,caI necessity Therefore. the only way to
remedy the evil Is to abolish the umbrella alto
gether
There is really no telling where we shall get,
row that We have entered upon this ha.cyon
and vociferous undertaking. All the social
grievances and personal Ills that afilict man
kind must yield to benefcent aw-making. We
shall have statutes against snoring. against
corns and against the yowling OF cats on the
back -yard fence. Smoking chimneys. tight boots
and balky horses Will be summary dealt with
The sum to be paid 70: a sealskin sacque, ana
the amount Of suger to he put into cup OF
coffee. will be mathematicaly determined for us
and a penalty affixed Ia violation Of the rule
And perhaps ore Of these days our Soons VIII
declared BE 1t enacted, that the millennium be-
and hereby Ia, ushered in" Why not? Truly,
the theatre hat has set mighty ball a-rolinS.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

du,,es on cereals and meats, and restoring the
mics which were i'm force under the first CleYe-
land Administration.
That is n fair sample Of the diplomatic WORK
-, tho cleveland Administration. Retaliation.
tariff discrimination and the abroghtion OF recr
,,roc,,v agreements are the order Of the day IN
Europe the West indies ana III .p"n -.
,norico Through the combined efforts OF
Democratic Congress and secretary "'.'"""''
Is more, difficult to sell barre' o, A','''"
-four or pork in foreign MARKET VIA" II ""'
under the Harrison Administration.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06
I'm taking the advice OF every
Blamed Fool
That comes along with a Remedy
What's Yours?
Chicago Tribune.

-(Chicago Tribune.
Migration between the Baptist and Unitarian
churches is not a very common thing. but me
Christian Register has heard OF case where
Baptist minister went over to the Unitarian body
and became the pastor Of the Unitarian Church In
the town where he lived. After trying the expert
ment for two years he went back to the Baptist
fold. 1t appears that he left the Baptists because
that denomination was not free enough and %
cause he not in harmony with II on treo-
logical points. and that he returned 10 II because
found Unitaranism too cold TO SUIT MIN INC
point which The Register" emphasizes Is thAs
when he left the Baptist church, he was not ex-
communicated or disowned: and, when he became
Unitarian, he dil not have to abjure former Do
liefs nor subscribe to formal standards NO"
that he has withdrawn from Untariansm and re-
turned TO the Baptist fold he is not excommunl-
Gated by the Unitarians nor has he been required
10 pass an examination before council or TO SUD
NIT his opinions to any ecclesiastical! synod or
hierarchy"
Young Lady-If YOU let me have those roses
will give YOU a kiss for each OF them but why %
you away. cousin? How rude OF YOU .>
Cousin-One moment, am goinS LOT soihe "~''
s.-(Dorfbarber
There ale lots OF dummy telephones coming INTO
use" says II. c. Owens. an electrical expert Wnst
are they? Well IN the first place. they are neess-
sity to a busy man who does not keep pubic tee
phone. and i'm another pa &c they present an excer
len, means for getting rid OF bores VINO DON '"-
tend to be bores. who don't know that they are
bores and who would any supposed discourtesy
In pretty emphatic way. Since the telephone came
into general and pay stations were estaohsne.'
a class has also come into being composed OF pe'ps
VINO to phone perpetuahy ana e'e.
naly, but whose messages are not important ehous"
10 allow the expenditure OF dime Ihesc Peop'
always want 10 use phone whenever they sec
one and as they are becoming more numerous
every day The dummy phone has been introduces.
!, iooks exactly like a telephone, out is maoo "
nan,er mach, When a man asks TO use your
'phone and you have A dummy you JUST reier MIN
TO A.. and then he rings away for centrar uhtn
he wearles OF getting no reply or course nc '"i"ns
the instrument Is out OF order He may come "
al some other time and ask 10 use 1t again. out no
never comes the third. Two whacks at dummy
telephone will break tie biggest teiepnohe oe~' ~
existence Of ever trying to use 1t again
you have killed the last vestise Of my affection
'' rs TIA, ssr he xn.w.r.a .Ms s ssic ~
will md soma unne 70 etteno u Nv sSsSsso'
Indianapolis Journal
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

dosorvcs notice AS an influence which may pos
s,hlv lessen TO some extent the effect of sales OF
bonds by the Government Nor is ii entirely
clear that withdrawals Of gold by Americans VIII
ooose Practical men all know that the Treas
ury deficit which is the root OF inc eI''' n'' NV
been removed. and II an extra sesS'"" - Pi.
vented may not be until next D"ceiho''' il W.,
The naked truth is that borrowing i'"n'' WIZ"
out an adequate revenue Is not '"''
basis for National prosperity
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

high winds and heavy could not have de-
layed the ship two or three days. Thus far
there is no reason for alarm. for the Gascogne
is stanch and scaworthy. though the loss of the
Elbc is calculated to make those with friends
on board the French liner apprehensive OF the
worst.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

II in the event Of ex-Queen Lluokalanis de-
portaton she should conclude TO take up her resi-
dence In this country. common poteness would
not permit her Great and Good Friend at wash
ington to do less than welcome her with all the
pomp and ceremony due to royal visitor The
coming OF the deposed and dusky monarch would
give Mr. Cleveland roomy opportunity to SHOW
that his hospitality is all wool and yard wide.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

New-York had yesterday its first touch OF
zero weather. and it was by no means alone in
this experience. for the cold wave extended over
n good part Of the country. The extreme cold
was intensified here by the high winds which
blew all day with great penetrating force. 1t is
capital weather for those who enjoy skating and
sleighing and likewise for the ice companies
Stationary temperature is on the cards for TO
day. so that If it Is degree or two colder
everybody should be prepared for 1t. Our cold
snaps are, fortunately. never long-lived.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

avaricious trust 1t will be in the public interest
and great benefit to the country, II the tax on
cigarettes is multiplied many times. The Cigar
cite Trust Is peculiarly evil one and 1t ought to
be broken up. This Nation, in the absence Of a
tariff on manufactures that really protects,
ought to secure large percentage Of it,
revenue by doubling the tax on beer. and by in
creasng the tax on cigarettes to the highest pos
sible limit Su,h measures Of taxation would be
immensely popular among the most public spir-
tied Of Americans.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

Commissioner Warng who has done splendid
work in removing snow from the streets was
somewhat dsmayed yesterday to find that the
operation had cost considerably more than ne
expected Accordingly he was compelled to ask
for another transfer Of money 10 the snow and
Ice fund There is this satisfaction about IT.:
The city has got dollars worth for every dol
lar expended. and we have had n demonstration
that snow can be quickly and thoroughly cleared
from our streets. The actual cost per cartload
as already figured out Is considerably less than
under the Andrews administration; which is pre-
cscy what was TO be expected.
Justice Gayn0r, speaking as private citizen
puts his finger upon an important point in the
brooklyn railroad controversy when he at
tributes the trouble to the companies oppression
OF their employees in order to pay dividends on
an enormously inflated capital and interest on
an excessive issue OF bonds The stems taken
by the Brooklyn City Company in creating a
vast paper capitalization are described in his
letter to the State Board of Arbitration. OF
course I'LL these things were done within the
strict letter Of the law, but Judge Gaynor de.
clarcs that ito say n thing Is done according
ito law, or that there Is no law forbidding II.
docs not always relieve II from moral odlum"
There Is. not without reason. considerable ap.
prehension aroused by the non-arrival Of the
French steamship GascOgne, which was due here
on Sunday, but had not been sighted at an early
hour this morning. She has been recently re-
fitted in point Of machinery, and was expected
to be speedier than before. The natural sup
position Is that some part Of the machinery has
given out, making repairs necessary. for the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

Many echoes of the successful meeting held
on Monday evening were heard yesterday. ana
the effect OF this demonstration Of the people OF
NewYork cannot fail TO he far-reachng ana
potent. One immediate sequel will be the visit
to Albany to-day Of more than score OF our
leading citizens. who will attend the hearing
upon the Lexow police bills and demand legisla-
ton framed in the interest of the community AT
large One member of this delegation will he
Dr. Parkhurst and he will doubtless he one OF
the speakers before the Senate coinmi''ee
Chairman Smith also appointed the committee
Of ten authorized by the massneetlng TO drni'
bills for the proper reorganization or the romeo
Department. 1t is probable that the OASIS OF MS
committees action will be the bills already pre-
pared by the counsel for the Society 1or inc
Prevention Of Crime.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

II China has really kidnapped part OF the crew
OF an American warship Secretary Gresham must
be in a diplomatic ecstacy, but Heaven help the
crew,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06
II costs money to remove snow and ice from the
streets but the work is worth the money

II looks now as II Richard Cookers real estate
lob would soon be lost to him. He has been en-
Toying the profits Of judicial real estat" sales al
the expense Of property -owners. but the Assembly
bill destroying his snap Is likely soon to be-
come a law.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

II this Legislature should fail to pass proper
law for the reduction Of pawnbrokers fees and
for the lowering OF the price Of gas 10 reasonaoe
figures its record would be distinctly dscreii'aDe
in those matters. The charges 81 the pawAo-ok-
crs are ndefensibly and nexcusaby exorbitaAt
Recent inventions have reduced so Immensely the
cos, Of producing gas that the gas Companies ~
New-York and Brooklyn are making unrea
and norlnate profits 1t is the imperative duty
Il the Legislature to come 70 the relief OF the ct
zans or New-York and Brooklyn in these matters.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

The Government could easily raise more reve-
nue. by doubling the tax beer That would be
a practical. simple and excclien. means OF in
creasng the income OF the National Treasury.
More money might also be obtained by raising
the tax on cigarettes to high figures It Is gen.
orally conceded. except by infatuated and deslc-
Gated cigarette smokers, that the smoking Of
cigarettes Is a perncious and dcetcr!ous habit.
Tho manufacture Of cigarettes IN this country 10
iarHeiy controlled By A exceptionally selosh and
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

To ask the present Congress TO restore public
confidence" is just about sensible ii would
be to ask quack doctor to restore the blood 10 a
patient from whose veins he had taken II by the
old process Of "cupping." The patient in the
present case needs not merely a change OF treat
ment but change Of physicians also
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

The Power Of Removal bill is moving. Keep 1t
going.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

Under Republican legislation, when every IN
dustry was active and wages were h!gn. the couh-
try piled up a surplus that looked Ike mountain
- tn, Treasury loo,ers. In two years 81 Dem2-
cratic surplus-smashins the mountain mas disSp-
poared and in It's place there Is deep. DARK
yawning hole in the ground The old BOURBON
policy Of destruction has got its work in once
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

when the Democratic hnanciers wan, t. learn
something about finance they turn to RepuoN-
cans for instruction and cid.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

1t IL to be noted that Colonel Waring manage
ment OF the Street Cleaning Department contains
con siderably less politics and considerably more
working energy than the casual observer dscov-
cred in the administra ton OF Commissioner An
drews The political pull that worked In so
many devious ways under the old order Of things
seems TO have been hauled away To the dumps In
one Of Commissioner Warnings ashcarts.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

The weather cold yesterday as popular
enthusiasm for this Administration.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-06

The announcement that President Cleveland Is
worried over the financial situation" lacks the
desirable element Of probability. Experience has
taught that in emergencies like the present Mr..
Cleveland usually allows the other fellows to do
the Worrying
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-22
Nortbern Montana News

"a hours. and any discrepancy is imme-
diately apparent. such as trains run
ming dangerously close together.
This simplicity Is only found on
roads with four or six tracks. Where
there is only a single track. the board
Is much more complex. As soon as the
tables are shown on the board and ev-
erything is seen to be all right. the re-
suits are printed in the time tables,
and the board Is rarely used until an
other table Is made up. Where there Is
only one track, the strings are always
kept on the board. which is in constant
use.
Freight trains are not often run on
regular time. They are generally sent
out by the train dispatcher as soon as
they are made up and the road Is clear.
Some freights are, however. run on reg
ular time, while the others, called ex-
tras, have to get along when they can.
sidetracking when they would be in the
way of passenger trains.
All the calculations on the big time
board are made upon the assumption
that the train travels at a uniform
speed throughout. When the rate OF
travel is not the same. owing to heavy
grades or the like, allowances have to
be made at those points where the
speed is lessened. The use of the board
is not necessary when local trains are
temporarily put on or off, and IT Is
fully strung up only twice year.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-22
unfortunate

Cod-liver oil suggests
consumption, which is al
most unfortunate.
It's best use is before you
fear consumption; when
you begin to get thin, weak,
run down then is the pru-
dent time to begin to take
care, and the best way to
take care is to supply the
system with needed fat and
strength. Scott's Emulsion
of cod liver oil, with hypo-
phosphites, will bring back
plumpness to those who
have lost it, and make
strength where raw cod
liver oil would be a burden.
4 srba1Efe only INITIATES tie original
soorT q Bowsa. Chemists. New York Sos and si.oe
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-22
A spry Young Woman.

Some of the young women are seek
ing fame by the same methods that
have proved so efficacious in the case
of elderly ladies. North Clinton. Me-.
has a young widow who milks three
cows, does the work for two in the
family, drives three miles and does
days work, returning home at night In
time to milk. mend the socks, feed the
pigs, split the wood, etc. Then Canaan
has a smart young woman. who. be-
sides doing the homework for quite
large family this fall, did the milking
and took all the care OF two cows. the
pigs, chickens, horses, ETC.. picked IA
bushels of apples. put them in the eel,
lar, pulled two stacks Of beans and
hauled in three large loads OF pump
kins. and after digging and picking up
Is bushels of potatoes, pulling ~
bushels of beets and turnips and p
heads of cabbage. put them all in the
cellar herself.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-22
And THE WIND BLEW
Northern Montana Swept by Genu-
inc North Dakota Blizzard.
THE OLD TIMER CONFUSED
Mike Smith Has Done Wrong-A
Successful War Against the
Hobo Element-An Assig-
nee's Statement.

Great Falls. Nov. 21.-A genuine
North Dakota blizzard swept over that
state and across Northern Montana
early this morning and most Of the
day. 1t bore the genuine blizzard
brand, too. and exhibited Itself in
queer freaks, twists and all its worst
forms. Early this morning 1t began
showing lightly and during to-day
probably four inches OF snow fell on
the level. According to Weather OBJ
server Herzog the wind blew directly
from the north at the rate Of AZ miles
an hour, picking up the snow, hurting
II in the air and drifting 1t in great
piles several feet deep. The streets
were almost impossible and street car
service was stopped for several hours.
Dispatches from Havre. Benton and
Glasgow report similar storms which
indicate that the blizzard was general
over this portion of the state. Sub
stantially the weather was not cold and
the stock industry has not been in
the storm been accompanied by severe
cold weather the loss would have been
simply enormous. Old residents here
never remember of a blizzard of this
character before and are not anxious to
see 1t repeated.
Judge race to-day IOunQ Mike
Smith guilty Of adultery with Rus
sian woman with an unpronounceable
name. and as a result Mike is now in
the county Jail under a six months
sentence. while the woman was dis
charged upon promising to reform.
County Attorney Freeman has his
fighting clothes on and has declared
war against short-change men, skim
game and tin-horn gamblers. pimps
and all-around sneak thieves generally
and is giving them his personal atten-
ton. With Judge Race in the judicial
chair. Attorney Freeman to prosecute
and Detective Germ to gather them
in, the crooks are in desperate straits
and are getting out Of town.
Edward I. Zimmerman of Helena, as
signee for Schott & Co.. wholesale
dealers in liquors and cigars in this
city. has filed an inventory of the prop
erty assigned to him. 1t shows the
assets to comprise stock. fixtures and
the like worth s3.166.6s. accounts OF
s4.001.s9, and accounts. assigned as col
lateral, s2,6s1. a total of s9.S49.55. Tht
secured liabilities are s1.913.07, and the
unsecured s9.329.31. a total of 81, 242, 3s
an excess over assets Of s1.S92.S3.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-22
j. j. KELLEY, Manager.

FOR sALE-THE CHEAPEST RANCH
on earth Owing 10 my inability to sue
cessfully conduct my store and ranch at
the same time. I have concluded to Of
fer my ranch for sale at a great sacrf-
fee. IL Is located i've miles east OF An
aconda and one mile north of Warm
Spring. contains. $50 acres under fence.
water rights. residence and sufficient
outbuildiags. I will sell with imple-
merits for 81 500; 1900 cash. balance on
time. IL Is Just the place for the dairy
business. good markets being near az
hand. The price asked is a trifie less
than So per acre ard less than paid for
H. Title unquestionable. Apply or adj
dress Peter Lansing. Deer Lodge. Mont