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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1895-08-06
FOR SELLING CONDEMNED ICE.
Food ln,p'ctor MctlltStcr aud Assist.
ant Htar Wild shooting at Nighl,
Near the Jordan.

In the police cour, this mornipg
Horny James was charged win
selling condemned ice without per.
mit Food Iuspect1r IcAllister made
the complaint ami the defendant was
found guilty and Hncd $40 for selling
condemned ice and IS f,r not having
the necessary permit. Mr. McAllistsr
with an assistant food inspector went
TO the house where the ice is stored aud
spent the night in tho weeds waiting
for the ice vonder to come. About
midnight the two watchers came III
great haste to the house OF Jsli Folianj,
walked the occupants anu asked Tor "a
gun, stating that they had been shot
~ three times by some unknown per-
son on the other side Of the river. Mt.
tOllhnd suggested ,hat they hai Tor.
COTTON that tue dtspufad0tB were be-.
hind the county Jail bars anu bad
dreamed that Ihey too weTo G0uu. 10
become Victims VI tue outlaws. Ihis,
however, was denied.
Mt. lao lister IA determined TO stop
the eale Ui the foul Ice even " he Las "
taKo buch nsfJiu measures aa he dIJ Ia
this case.
Long Ching forfeited $50 for keeping
n gambling house.
susau TIllIdgu, the habitual drinker,
was sentenced 70 twenty-five days IN
the city iuil. She II now back with
her old mend iailie Davis, WHO was
given the sans sentence yesterday.
fho two have spent twenty-five days
out Of the last thifty In jail with tnc
sSnlencs Of twenty-five dsys more ~
serve.
Toe case against James Morley lot
abusive language, continued from July
80, was retumoj today. IL will TO re-.
mcmbered tnRt tho Defendant was
charged with Swoaring In German,
several witnesses were examined TOT
the defense Rud they testified tnat IL
Ihc beet " their knowledge the de.
iondant did not speak German. Thy
prosecution wished to produce evidence
! Ia rcuultsl but the court stated that,
admitting this fact that tao defendant
could speak German, lo would dis
charge him.
john Doe and John Doc Jr. forfeited
nance.
Dick nee, the bar tender who
robbed the gambling house VI $40 lasl
| night, was hutd $40.
jack Gnnin forfeited s. for dtut ken.
nees and Mike Smith was given uutil
tomorrow ~ got cut Of town.
a complaint was sworn out by Mr.,
window, tho Cullen oleIk, against Il.
NJ. Baum, Tor false pTstenres. Baum,
II IL claimed, hhs been liying high
| lately and ntemUd % y sscsH any
sm0uu, OF money. lie has been livius
nj the Cullen hotel Aud it has iu,t been
found Dut TINT be has no money to pay
his board lillf, etc.
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Personal Paragraphs.

Herman Gordt- aud Alffod Lohmann
OF Brooklyn are ~ tho Cullen.
Judge O.w. Powers L. la from Brighton
and at tho knutsford.
Tho wAkor has Jamcs j. Chambers
aud ]. e.. Chambers.
a. -. Moss. prominent banker and
capitalist oi payctc, Idaho, Is "a Temple
ton guest
W. II. iioothc IT., travelling man
Walker today.
II. D. sabin " Now Norl, aud W. $.
Davidson OF Chicago arc stopping at the
Culion.
Sew Workers nj the Kuutsford ,ro %.
J., Macarthur, Henry Hannah and NJ.
AbrlhIms
T., a. =. King, a stationery dealer "
Anaconda, is at the rumpictou.
Mrs. ~. T. Carrow aud son, OF Spo-
kane, arc Walker guests.
II. o. Wilson and viii, aud VIM. ~.
pplllyer Of Helena, arc Al the Kuu,s-
ford.
Jamc. Dunn is In from Tooslc aud at
the Cullen,
omaha h represented at the Tomplc'on
10y w. NJ. Ruyioy and H. S. Shredder and
Wifu.
G.. llorngren, Evanston, and Miss Pau
limo Elliott, OF Great Falls, arc enrolled
Vt the Wulkor
san Francisco people at the kuut-iorl
ar q Vernon WaIdron and !. Meyor'toin.
l.. y. Burning, Of Mason city, Iowa, 10 a
Cul len cues.
Cha,. II. Kolsey, OF Rock Springs, &, At
the TIE mplotUn.
\. n. Butts, oil this city, puts up at the
Walker.
blair, Chicago, u. u. Clar'. omaha, H..
w. Berry, Denver, and George J.. Black,
HugA Springs,
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PROVO.
Municipal Affairs.

Among the business transacted by
the city council last evening was The
following:
Joseph h. Keller was elected prrsi.
dent ~ fill tbs vacancy oAulei by the
death OF Josiah w. Clun.
WIN, :, Holloway was tlrc,ci
councillor from the Third ward In
place Of Nephi Rlss, resigned.
Tho streets between ] anu T. aud
First and Twelfth, all inclusive, Ver,
designated A. gtayeling district No. 3
expenses OF gTAytling be- betrayed by
assessment Of property owners on said
etfeets. August .Gth ut 5 o'cl0cs D.. IN.
was set a. the time 60 hear femuu.
EtFAboes agalust taxation Tor this inn
proyemOut.
Counoilois McEwsn, Ward aud
Glszlrt were appointed a committee 20
draft resolutions OF respect 10 the late
President J. w. Clun.
Councillor Halladsy was elected 10
represent tho council Ia tuU committee
from Utah snd WasAtch counties,
which will oonsider the better control
aud distribution OF the water u Provo
river. Tho Utah county canal Gem.
panies have appointed James a. Love.
Ices and John H.. Booth TO represent
their Interests.
The troasurer's quarterly report Tor
three months, ending July Slsi,
showed:
Dssur.smcnts' s5sigi
Balance on hand ....................,, tga4i
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EXCuRsIONIsrS MOVING.
A Heavy List From Box Eidcr-unIou
Paelile Connects With SRllalr-
Other Coming Trlps.

sAlIAir Beach had happy crowd oil
people today In the excursion which
Drought between 800 and 700 people
uo"n from Box Elder county. Tho
ZIP was made over the Union Pac.lo
70 tals city, and then, Tor the first llm.,
we eKoutsiouisps train was transferred
70 lhe salt Lake and Los Angelo,
ltaeAi sni carried tho excufi0nlats 10
9MtAlT without change OF cars.
hls Interchange Is not expected %
90 lA9 ih.'i tottNe IsOpls want o. Co.aa
70 'itNir, anu tbs Union Pacific en-
auoil Them tbs privilege from poiHss
uh ~ line. Tie next party nsely 10
uAHe Tie trip II the summit stake g...
euisl9h ou Tue .3gi, IN which prutI
~ Aurg lAe Inc from PARK cay
through sur NIT AID Morgan rgunties
mHl laT'leiI g., The ex turslOn H. Tor
ths boneiit OF tue Saiu new ueeuD
u"Hee 70 be- erected IN PutA city.
rue Christiap Scientists have "A dav
" Hheld Beach tomorrow,
% August 2Olh the /. U. o, F,g1to
jArfleiu. 81 F"
'h"'-iay Ia the date dxed upon for
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u POLITICAL.

All wcmen Republicans reoiiing IN
the This, precinct are i'vl,gd to meet
Wefrs.dly, August 2, ct 10 a. M, 1t
um0, Atlas bIoel, tail Opera Houael.
This object OF the meeting Is the form.
ius q q woman Republican club. 90
ur in5wn ~ the Third prsciuct club,
Tho ollsri OF tho club Is 20 educate,
ami Iuito the womrn In politlcai worn
ani ~ iinrutr .1r lhr maintenance %
the Principles II the Republican patty
In The home, ~ thu state und In The
nation.
Edna l.. saith, chairman Third
Precinct.
!. Cameron Brown, chairman w. II.
&C.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1895-08-06

Al women RapunlIcEus residing In
the Fourth preu.uct ore Invited TO meet
Tnurs ay, August Slh, ~ 10 M, at
room 81 A Lac block l.li OgcTa Huustl
The object VI the meeting 10 tho form,
ing ut woman Do club, 10 to known a.
Inc r .utlh precinct Ciub. the object
o! the vluh ~ Go educate sud unto the
women 100 political work and intlu-
Rucp fer tho maiut-nuuce Of tho pTlu.
gIplos OF INC Republican party IN tho
home, b. The S,slo amI iu the upliu1.
/. Cgm.gOu Brow, CuGruaa w.
H. G.. g..
JuIn A. FaruswuTlh, Chairman
Fourth PWyuC.
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ART, SOCIETY AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

treasury Of artistic homes social no aud culture. With
this elegant volume guido Tho artistic decoration ct homes
ncomo neNponsve pleasure II assist, every 20 enter
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ilU table " will
tho Of the work and the
YOU. Headings cnRpirrs Homes and Their
Decorations " Expressions Acting Chahdst and Parlor
.uesaru Costumes Fancy Halls Described.
Tor Cameo Popular lcotstons aud speeches. farlor MHa
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Cnniured At Pat Moran's

AZ Frank Teasuel, Wait Clawson
and George Luit were driving home
from party last night about II O'Clock,
when on the corner OF Frat Street ald
state they observed man standing 1T
the rear VI Pat MorRu's residence. TIE
boys very promptly Jumped
out Of the buggy and started
TO interview the stranger,
who decided 10 romalu whore he was,
rs he had tue option OF a brick wall or
To break through the boys. As tho
young men were armed with email
pistol ana Il huge rock, the ttespAtser
remained very meekly trying to eN-
plain matter, until ClAWsln returned
with Onicur Lund, VINO promptly
gave tho FELLOW lodgings nj hotel dc
PIAlt Tor tue night,
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Momen. AilanlInn.

There viii uc meeting Of the
women q the Firrl precinct, at the
Annex to the Niu,h waTl Meeting
House, on Wednesday August sth, 90
%, M, 20 i0rW wul ans Republican
club i1S rho First precinct. Como aud
hing ar 'r'en Re-.
by OTirT VI gOum tteU.
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BRINGING THE BODY HOME.
Elder Charles S. Hall Who Died In
Texas.
uortsI Rtmaius Of the Missionary
viii Hehch THIS City ut
I.gO .. ~. thursdAS.

Elder Elias 4. Kimbail, PRECEDENT Of
the Soutunrp Bates mission, Il now en-
route TO Ual with the BODY Of Elder
Charles 4. Hall, OF West Portage Box
Elder county, who dlei suddenly In
Texas on saturday last while on n mis-.
sion there, on which he left M'y II Of
this year. To-day the following icle'
gram was received in this city!
"santa Fe Depot. Newton, Kan,as,
August o, . Y. m.
"Pfcsldeut WlIford Woolruti
"Leavo nj p. m. BODY not IN fpt
clsso condition.
ELIAS $. KnNBALL."
Elder KimOall should reacn tnis city
with the remains on Thursjay, Aug.
s, on the RIO Grand Western train duo
here al l:2O y. "a. From tubs city the
journey probably will DO CJuunurd
uorihwsfI 10 the homo OF tho de.
ceased. W. 10 the proeent no partlou-
lars have been given u the causes
which led to Elder HalI. death.
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THE COMPLETE WORKS or LORD BYRON,

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Marriage license.

Marriage licenses were issued today
10 Charles Amoti, aged %, VI Salt Lake
Gi'y, and Nellie Duncan, sged 20, ~
bounii NJ; Samuel IL. Green, agsd 20,
Of klycrlon, aud Martha j. DAnsio,
aged 10, u Bluff Dale.
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"PECK'S BAD BOY AND HIS PA"

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tho Twenty. ward iot day at
Garfield.
saturday next is the date % the
Union Pacific excursion from Cache
Valley uoinis to Garfield Beach.
The Tabernacle Choir IL afrangin
irsbig Jay al Ssltair ou Fflday next.
On TussIsy, August 2jt1, there vi ll
he uuiJn excursion OF the FsufIb,
Fl'th, Sixth ami seventh wards a.
ealtait.
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THE COMPLETE WORKS on SHAKESPEARE,

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South omaha, Seb.. Aug. o,
special Difpaist 10 On SEws
Cattle receipts, $500, market steady to ten
lover.
Sauyo beoyos, So. s. %.
Westerns, git. .lHs
Cows, e. aua4ii.
Feeders, gAfaall FOL.
sheep receipts, .. market steady,
Westerns, -, 4AaNl
Lambs, iiluaAI,ss.
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Women will talk Of the superiority
% tfIc % Cream B.kius POwd.r 20
sli others.
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LEGAL NOTICE.

In the Probate Court BOO and for salt LAko
County, leFnnrs OF Utah,
Nouee Of Time aud p.... fnr the Hearing Of
Petition Tor AimH.IHu 10 Probate
90 NIII
In the matter uf tho estate Of Joseph
Dean, Irag..e Cd
DURsUAST no A. ORDER OF SAID
cOuit "a FB.d mu.t"r notice Is hereby
giyuu that SATURDAY.. .H. lith dIy ~
August, 4. D., lHr 90 .D O'Clock n. u.,
az thr county C0uU ...aHu in salt Laay
CITY, Utah TrTllurI .u f"H court room NJ
Esd court haa boon ur.uHiei tho time and
place Tor tho hearing of IS priion Of Joseph
Henry bean. pragiuE for Iu1 admission 90
pluultb OF a certain document herewith Vru.
seuted, purpurulr tu boo .Nu iHtl Will aud
testament Of Joseph buau, lreafod, when ana
where an persons Interested may appear aud
oppose tho probate % .'4Wiil. or tho grant
ms NJ letters lrstauvuaIF lH Joseph ilruY
Dean A. mayed Tor boo said .e'lliuu
In witnrss whereof ! nave hcreunto set
my hand ami auNcd INC zeal uf
tsgAL said court, Iha rlh day OF August,
g. D. STANTON,
CIers Of Probate Coury.
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You will never snow the genuine
goodness Of Prices CfeHm BtKiI !.
Powder until you have ustd H.
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os,uA ar,r STOCK.

Aferll The noon market was steady al a
slight reaction from the uost figures.
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THE YOUNG AMERICAN ANNUAL

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Would you Danish Irritating uucer.
mlnly from your kitchsnG Use DR..
Pieces Bnklng Powder.
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sALTAla TRAINS on Page 8
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In the matter ~ tnr estate OF JOSEF
Dean, deco ed.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-11-26

They've got their speeches dead to
rights, for I've been hearin' OF
them receite. You bet your life
it's goin' to have great effect and
be the boss play of the campaign
at may have occurred to Nc
Kinley that Neal was hearing too
much Of republican affairs; but,
nevertheless it tickled him i'm
mensely. To put a stop to a talk
which might change from funny
dangerous, however, at any mo-
mont, Mckinley suddenly stepped
out of the way and led Sam for
ward couple of PAGES and said !:
Sam, let me introduce you to
Mr.. Larry Neal, the chairman Of
the democratic committed
"Neal said Sam shook Hands
like fish, while his face was a
study. 1s&%
"Well, now, amt this-?'ob-
served Sam to himself, as he took
Neals hand. Then he repaired to
the far end of the car and sat on
the wood box until the brakeman
yelled Wellington "-Washing-
ton Post. ,-=.-.4;,c9S+7;aY
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-11-26
RAILROAD TIME TABLE.
l. &C. N. RAILROAD.
NORTH BOUND.

NORTH BOUND.
Leave for Austin and the North l9.45 am.
ARRIVE FROM THE NORTH.
Arrive from Austin and North $50 am.
6.35 pm.
SOUTH BOUND,
Leave for Laredo and Mexico. "a Sam
ARRIVE FROM THE SOUTH.
Arrive from Laredo and Mexico 7.3O IN.
M. X. & T.-FROM 1. e. G. N. DEPOTi
TRAINS LEAVE DAILY.
Leave for Waco, st. Louis and
Kansas Clty 5000. 500 d. N
TRAINS ARRIVE DAILY.
Arrive from Waco, st. Louis
and Kansas City. $50 ann
SOUTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD.
EAST BOUND.
Leave for Houston, Galveston
and New Orleans. ........ II 20 am.
Leave for Houston, Galveston
and New Orleans. ...... 1000 o. m,
ARRIVE FROM THE EAST.
Arrive from New Orleans, CALI
weston and Houston. ..... 1885 ,sn
Arrive from New Orleans, Gal
weston and Houston. ....... 4.25 o. m.
NhoI bOUND.
Leave for Eagle Pass and Mex
leo. ....-........ 80. ....... 4,45 nm
Leave for Ell Paso and San
Francisco. .......... 7.5Oa.m.
ARRIVE FROM THE WEST.
Arrive from Mexico and Eagle
Pass.: .....:... ...............11. 90 am.
Arrive from San Francisco and
I'll Paso ....,......... $50 pm.
S. A. s. A. p. r. EMISSION ROUTE
TRAINS LEAvE..DAILY.
Leave for Cuero, Houston, Gal
weston and Waco. ....,.. s.50a.
Leave for Beeville, Rockport
and Corpus Cristi............. 2.15 pm
TRAINS ARRIVE DAILY.
Arrive from Cuero, Houston,
Galveston and Waco. ...... 6.55 pm,
Arrive from Corpus Cristi, Bee
vile and Rockport.. ...... l.3Op.m
LEAVE DAILY, EXCEPT SUNDAY
Leave Daily, except Sunday, for
kerrvtlle, Boerne and Comfort 3.45 pm
ARRIVES DAILY, EXCEPT SUNDAY.
Arrive from Kerrviile. =. .1O.15 a. m
LEAVE SUNDAY, ONLY.
Leave for Kerrvile ..,..... 900 a. m
ARRIVE SUNDAY ONLY.
Arrive from Kerrville, Sunday, 700 D. M
S. A. G. GULF SHORE RI.
DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY.
Leave San Antonio. ..,..... 900 a. m,
Arrive san Antonio....... 49,. 200 p, m.
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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 70;

The usual uncertainty and con-
tradiction surrounds the reports
that reach this country as to the
progress of the revolution in Cuba.
You can have just what you please
in the way of news, according to the
sources from whence it is sought.
You pay for your dispatches and
they will read as you want them,
according as they come from Cam.
pos or from Maceo.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-11-26
DID you EVER

Try Electric Bitters as remedy
for your troubles? II not, get a
bottle now and get relief. This
medicine has been found to be Pc
culiarly adapted to the relief and
cure of all Female Complaints, ex-
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ing Spells, or are Nervous, Sleep
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San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-11-26
THE ANSWERS OF A BOY.
He Had Store of Curious In
formation.


formation.
Since wit has been defend by
Noah Webster as "the felicitious
association of objects not usually
connected so as to produce pleas
ant surprise, may not the pupils
Of some of our public schools who
gave the following answers to
their examination questions lay
claim to it? The record is given
as bona tide, having been read
during the past week at the grad
uating exercises of one of the
leading grammar schools of this
city:
l. Who were the Pilgrims?
A dirty, filthy set who lived under
the ground.
2. Name a domestic animal
useful for clothing and describe
it's habits. The OK. He don't
have any habits, because he lives
in stable.
3. If you were travelling across
the deserts where would you
choose to rest? l would rest on a
stool.
4. Mention five races of men.
Men, women, and children and
babies.
5. Describe the white race and
show that it is superior to other
races. A white man will nod at
you when he meets you on the
street.
6. OF what is the surface of the
earth composed? Dirt and people.
z. Name fruit that has its
seeds on the outside. A seed cake.
s. Name five forms OF water.
Hot water, cold water, faucet
water, we'll water and ice water.
8. Name and locate the five
senses. The eyes are in the north
ern part of the face and the mouth
in the southern.
10. Who were the mound
builders? History cannot answer
these questions. Science only
can.
IL. Define finch and use it in
sentence. Finch, to shirk.
Flannel flinches when it is wash
ed.
II. By what is the ca
surrounded and by what is it
lighted? 1t is surrounded by
water and lighted by gas and cleo
tricity.
Ii. Name six animals OF the
arctic zone. Three polar bears
and three seals.
IA. What is yeast? Yeast is a
vegetable flying about in the air
and hitching itself on to any
thing.
Is. Why do you open the
hampers in stove when light
ming fire? To let the oxygen in
and the nitrogen out.
16. What did the constitution
do for the country? 1t gave the
president head.
IL. What are the last teeth
that come to man? False teeth
Boston Budget.