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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
An Old Trick.

From the steam launch Frolic, at an.
Choir on Sebec lake last August, said u
New York man, telling of some events
of his summer vacation, we were sinking
for landlocked salmon in 100 feet of wa
ter. Some of our party, being thirsty,
complained that the lake water was too
warm for pleasant drinking.
Il can easily get you water as cool as
you like said the captain. Just see
how l do it,"
He took from the locker heavy quart
bottle that had contained ginger beer,
tied stout fishing line to it's neck and
lowered it, uncorked, TO the bottom OF
the lake. There he allowed it to re-
idly to the surface and took it aboard the
launch. From the bottle he filled glass
and passed it to a passenger who found
the water as clear and cold as spring
water. Icing could not have improved it
to the taste of any member of the party.
It's a trick which every fresh water
sailor ought to know" said the captain,
land yet people who have sailed on in
land waters all their life haven't found
it out. The water at the bottom in deep
lakes is always cold, and on rock or clay
or sandy bottoms is clearer and purer
than at the surface.
LAS the bottle is lowered, the air in
side keeps the surface water out and
escapes slowly at the lakes bottom. AS
the bottle is hauled up the warmer water
near the surface cannot displace the
colder and denser water which it con-
tains. With depth OF water, over Il
hard bottom, and a heavy bottle, no fish
ter in any inland lake:"-Youth's Com
ma nj
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
WILD WEST WAITS.

preliminary surveys are being made
for large canal at Marysville. That is
reported to be magnificent section of
country, containing from 10000 to 49,
600 acres of excellent land.
Over POO cars of Southern cattle
have passed through Cheyenne en- route
to Grin Junction, where they have been
traied to the different ranges in the
northern part of Wyoming. This would
make nearly 5000 head of cattle that
have been brought into the state during
the last month.
John Clay of Clay, Robinson county,
Wyo., expects that his company will con
sign 10000 head of cattle from Laramie
county this year, and that the late rains
will make difference of about So per
head the better ON the animals. The
rains will also cause a demand for feed
ers in Wyoming and throughout Kansas.
w. II. Harris of Tulare, Cal, says:
Last fall l got a sack and a half of
rye, which intended to SOW on my place,
but was told that if / did so I could not
get rid of it. There is Frenchman who
lives four and half miles southwest of
Goshen, in Kings county, who has some
of the worst alkai ground in the state.
He heard | had the rye and wanted to
try it on the alkali ground. / consent
ed, with the understanding that he was to
give me half of the crop. Yesterday |
went down to look at it. and was as
tonished to see that the rye was stand
ing four and half feet high. There is
a good stand, and it will yield ton and
a half to the acre. He drilled the seed
on four acres of land
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
GOLF GOSSIP.

-Golf has been described as game
III which you knock ball into the next
world and then run after it.
Wellesley students have a golf course
ana there are said to be several good
players among them. A regular club win
probably be organized.
Assistant United States Treasurer
Henry II. Curtis of Washington. D. G..
is Tine golf player and is captain of the
Washington Golf club.
1T is reported that Andrew Kirkaldy.
a Scotch professional of note. will come
to this country and accept a position as
professional for some club hereabouts.
One of the best amateur golfers in
the United States is G.. B. Mcdonald of
Chicago. Indeed, he is considered by
some the very best golf player in this
country.
w. X. Vanderbilt has been taking
lessons in golf playing from Willie Dunn
since his return from his yachting trip.
lie is reported to be an apt pupil and has
good swing.
5. =. Thorne and Arson Phelps
Stokes, Jr.. both Of New York, are two
some talk Of laying out private links by
the students of the New Haven uni
versity.
Jim Lee. who had the distinguished
honor of playing on a Harvard football
team that beat Yale, has written a book
Oh Soll. when contains much OF interest
for devotees of the ancient and royal
game"
Notwithstanding the fact that Scotch
men pronounce it ''goff,' the best authori-
ties over here say it should be pronounced
as spelled, golf. This is sensible as well
as American, two qualities Which rec
Cmmed it.
The Tuxedo golf course is nine-hole
one and has a large variety of hazards.
embracing hills, railroad embankments.
trees. stone walls and portion of
Tuxedo brook. 1t is a particularly try
ing course. and he must be an enthusi-
Hera l}
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
NO HURRY IN NORWAY.

People Take Their Time There and Won
der at Yankee Visitors.
These Norwegians are a wonderfully
patient people. They never hurry; why
should they? There is always time
enough. We breakfast at 8. Monsieur
goes to business at 10 or SO, and re.
turns to his dinner, like all the rest OF
the Scandinavian world. at 2:3O. We
reach coffee and cigarettes at about 4.
and then Monsieur goes back to his Office,
if he likes, for two or three hours we
sometimes see him again at supper at
$50, but usually there is a game of whist
or a Geographical society lecture, or
concert, or friends birthday fete ian
occasion never overlooked by your true
Norwegian, or someone has received a
barrel of oysters, and would not. could
not, dream of opening them without
champagne and company-masculine COM
pany only. 1t seems to me that there are
entirely too many male festivities here.
In fact the men say SO themselves. and
that they would really enjoy many of
the occasions much more if ladies We're
present But 1T is not the custom of
the country Ca rock upon which / am
always foundering) to omit or to change
in such matters. Monsieur only does as
do all the other men of his age Which is
elderly, and condition, which is solid.
There is curious feeling concerning
America over here. in one way and an
other Morgenbladet, the chief conserva-
tive paper, an organ locally of the first
Importance, keeps a sort of horror cham
Der of Americana. The reason is, I
suppose. that in these very dark and
troublous political tines, when not only
the Union, but the monarchy itself, is
threatening and lettering, the conserva
tive interest thinks it dangerous to allow
any virtue to appear in a republic. and
especially in ours, the most fourishng,
and therefore the most pernicious, ex-
annie of that invention of evil bred
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
Nude Pictures.

Venice is disturbed by the question of
the nude Signor Crosse, Turin paint
er, has in the exhibition q, sensational
picture called THE Last Rendezvous"
Don Juan lies dead in his coffin in Il
church lighted by torches: all the women
he has deceived have come to see him,
and fill the church; but they have forgot
ten to bring their clothes and the only
drapery they have is d few flowers. When
the Empress of Austria saw the picture,
her only criticism was that there were
too many flowers. The Patriarch Of
Venice has forbidden good Catholics from
attending the exhibition because the scene
of the picture is in a church. The pict-
ure swings on a pivot. and, when boarding
schools come near, it is turned face to the
wall.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
TENNIS PLAYERS.

j. PIN, the English tennis champion,
is expected to arrive in this country
shortly.
Champion Wrenn, much to the regret
of all tennis lovers, will probably not
compete in the international tennis tour
nament, owing to his baseball connections
at Harvard.
The present holder of the Middle
states championship, which began at
Orange last week, is w. A. Larned.
Richard D. Sears won it in 1885, and aft
err him came r. L. Beekman, e. 2. Mac
Mullen. H. A. Taylor, c. e. Sands, Rich
ard Stevens and Larned.
seems to be on the decline. The fault
seems to be with the women themselves,
who patronize the tournament as com
nptitOrS DOOrly,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
THE GUNMAKER OF HToE.
-,rr1sON M. CLOUGH RE-
r,IsEs A TEMPTING OFFER
ceOM THE CHINESE
GOVERNMENT.
,,tb Was Too Poor to Permit
..+e,tion to Business-A Great
ogerer for Many Years, but
Has Now Recovered.

us .;on TO Business-A Great
.gerer for Many Years, but
Has Now Recovered.
,,.osn the Springfield Mass, Union.)
u' ;cn't n gun manufacturer in the
1helle ctates who does not know Jeffer-
nl'eWI Clough, and why! Because he
son Wv, w. intimately associated all his life
ha az, rho development OF the two best
Wl WIN can rifles, the Remington and Win
d mar For years he was superintend-
cn ne If the f. Remington d Sons great
eno U at lion, n. Y. After leaving there
tn rpfused tempting 0ller OF the Cnlnese
pc reln ,',ant 70 90 to China to superintend
Io! :s iGrnvrrnment factories-and accept
tne' ii,s+end the superintendency of the
cG nnbb,,ssterArms Co, at New Haven, at
s ant of 81 800 year.
S ;. vas after this long term of active
- &C business man that he found
a Doi ;ncapacitated for further service
iln thn embargo which rheumatism had
y 'r rnon him and resigned his position
a Iro than two years ago, and returned TO
p L,o iobnrtown. Mass. where ne now lives
PEI "I avn the Phelps farm, n retired SPOT
lhare he has 800 acres of land;
I pn;n@ q man of means he did not spare
p. naSt and was treated by leading ply
in;ans and by baths at celebrated springs
3rt6nut receiving any benefit worth no.
in During the summer of 1893 and the
Inter of 1894 Mr.. Clough was confined
g his house in BelchertoWn, being unable
n;ya from his bed without assistance,
Il - Snffering continually with acute pains
Nv With no taste or desire for food, nor
rns ba able tc obtain sufficient sleep.
u E.rv in the year 1894 Mr.. Clough
E"i of Dr Williams Pink Pills for Pale
PnnnIe He began taking these pills
h eV1t' the first of March. 1894. and con-
;n"aI TO do so until the first part of Sep
o ,aT following. The first effect no.
;nnJ was better appetite, and he began
notp more ability to help himself OF
No he'd and to be better generally. Last
"A ngust 1S9H he was able to go alone to
is simmer residence and farm of 16*
frres on Grenader Island. among the
Thousand Islands, in the River st. Law
Fence, where from the highest land of his
farm he commands view for thirteen
niles down the river, and sixty of the
6horNand Islands can be seen.
Instead of being confined to his bed Mr..
}1nngh is now and has been for some tine
lilo 70 be about the farm to direct the
hen employed there. and he is thankful
Ear what DR.. Williams Pink Pills have
one for him.
These pills are manufactured by the DR..
1yiIjams' Medicine Company, Science
4ady, n. Y. and are sold only in boxes
hearing the firms trade mark and wrap
fer Mt 50 cents box or six boxes for
80, and are never sold in bulk. They
av be had of all druggists or direct by
lail from Dr. Williams Medicine Go.
Richard Mansfield is said to be YER
"A ,ll, Ram Rr.1Immp1 on n bicVclp
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
Wisconsin Patents.

Patents for the following Wisconsin
inventions are reported this week by Err
win, Wheeler & Wheeler. IS and 50
Loan and Trust building. Milwaukee,.
Inventors Handbook" free on request.
Ella Badin Rhinelander. load releaser for
logging cars; Charles H. Buxton, Neenah,
game apparatus; Alfred .. Either and F. G.
erick n. Gardner, Beloit, grinding and pol
ishing machine; Christopher Heinrich. Mil
waukee, lubricator; John w. Madin and D.
Adolph ]. Smith, Milwaukee, underground
closed conduit SYSTEM for electric railways;
Jacob ]. Theurer, Milwaukee, caramelized
extract for malt and making same. Trade
Mark: George f. Mason. Milwaukee, rene
dies for headache and NEURALGIA.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
He Meant 1t.

Judge" said the prisoner, solemnly,
''ye don't mean it!'' "Of course l mean
it," was the response. Not $40 jes' fur
talkin' on the street corner last night!'
That's it, You were charged with be-
ing loud and boisterous." Ten dollars,
an jes' fur talkin' Well, judge, I'll
work it out But you have destroyed a
patriot You have druv the iron of cruel
reality into soul that was hitherto jes'
wrapped up in idolatorus worship of the
Goddess of Liberty. Freedom of speech
is the bulwark of our country, an when
speech gifts ter costin' $40 a crack, judge,
/ pass out. I'm an anarchist from now
on. Washington Star
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
KNOW LEDGE

Brings comfort and Improvement and
nds to personal enjoyment when
entity used. The many, who live bet
than others and enjoy life more, with
|s expenditure, by more promptly
faptmg the worlds best products to
e needs Of physical being, will attest
value to health of the pure liquid
ENatye principles embraced in the
|M1edy, Syrup of Figs.
It's excellence is due to it's presenting
the form most acceptable and pleas
ftto the taste, the refreshing and truly
fEehclal properties of a perfect lax
i've; .ettectually cleansing the system,
Spelling colds, headaches and fevers
a permanently curing constipation.
mas gwen satisfaction to millions and
Fl with the approval of the medical
preston, because it acts on the Kid
fyS' Liver and Bowels without weak
ing them and it is perfectly free from
|Sry objectionable substance.
|eyFup of Figs is for sale by all drug
fS IN o0c and 81 bottles, but it is man
occurred by the California Fig Syrup
only, whose name is printed On every
||SAaSe' also the name, Syrup of Figs,
oelng we'll informed, you will not
'spI any substitute il offered.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
Made a Blunder.

The biggest man identified with New
York's principal seaside resort is Austin
Corbin, the head and front of the Man
haitian Beach company. He is hard
worker, and probably sees less of his own
profitable pleasure grounds than lots of
the clerks who hold down desks in the
offices Of the Corbin Banking company.
Mr.. Corbin's name came up during a talk
with some gentlemen in the corridor of
the Fifth Avenue and one of the groups
remarked that while Corbin was hustler
he wasn't much of an after-dinner orator.
"At Glover club dinner" said the story
teller, 'Corbin, who was then president
of Reading, was called upon to make a
speech. He unwilhngly arose. stammered
and finally remarked: Mr.. Chairman. as
l am not accustomed to speechmaking |
am greatly embarrassed'-'an uttered
a deep-voiced guest at the banquet board,
so is your blanked old road This COM
pletely paralyzed Mr. Corbin. but it let
him out of a bad hole and introduced him
to the customs and follies of Cloverites
-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
No Doubt of 1t.

Compositors are supposed to be able to
decipher all kinds of handwriting On
this point Mr.. Robert Clark. the Edin-
burgh prineter, used to tell story
Prof. Lindsay Alexander came into his
office one Friday with the manuscript Of
a sermon. You must let me have proofs
of this tomorrow" he said. MI Clark
told him the time was too short. He must
give them a few days longer NO he
said. Il must preach this sermon to-
morrow. 1t is a special sermon. | wrote
ten years ago, and now | can't make out
q word of If -
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
Schrage's 100000 Rheumatic
Cure

Is liquid internal medicine made ex-
pressly to cure permanently all kinds of
'1out, rheumatism and Neuralgia. Not
"cure ALL" Pleasant, harmless, certain.
Will not cure in two or three days. If
YOU are sensible person you know it
takes time to cure deep-seated disorder
like rheumatism. A remedy for sensible
people who don't expect a miracle for 20
cents. Prompt relief always. Square
dealing and satisfaction" our motto.
Perhaps you don't fancy our style. If
this year and $4,000 people cured; 10000
true testimonials. Cost, $3.50 per bottle;
enough for eighteen days. Highest refer
ences. Advice free. Remember your
druggist will sell you what pays him best.
A few good agencies left.
SWANSON RHEUMATIC CURE CO.,
Owners, 167 Dearborn ST., Chicago.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
Tobacco Users Sore Throat.

It's so common that every tobacco user has
into a serious condition. frequently consump-
ton, and it's the kind of a sore throat that
never gets we'll as long you use tobacco.
The tobacco habit sore throat and lost man.
hood cured by No-To-Bac. Sold and guar
anteed to cure by Druggists everywhere.
Book, titled Don't Tobacco Spit or Smoke
Your Life Away free. Ad. Sterling REM
edy Co., New York City or Chicago.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
Cholera.

Teachers you can't do a simple sum
in arithmetic? Now, let me explain it
to you. Suppose eight of you have to,
gether fortyeight apples. thirty-two
peaches and sixteen melons, what would
each one of you get?" Cholera NOR
bus" renlied JOhnny-Tid-Bits.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
PRAY for Rain.

Il hear that your congregation intends
to pray for rain,'' said man to mem
Der of the Quohosh Methodist church.
WELL was the reply. 1--WE have decided
to wait twentyfour hours more before
to extreme measures. Life.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
He was in 1t.

''You are right in it, remarked the
whale to Jonah "You bet / am in it,
was the answer; land what is more, if
I am not out of it i'll less than a week
I will give you the biggest case of ap-
pendicitis on record" The sequel is
history indianapolis Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
He was Lonely.

"Fact isl said one man. Il married be-
cause l was lonely as much as for any
other reason. To put it tersely, l married
for sympathy 'Weil," said the other
man, you have mine. indianapolis
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
A Young Lion.

When young lion reaches the age of 2
years he is able to strange or pull down Il
horse Or OK. and so he continues to grow
and increase in strength till he reaches
his Sth year, when he grows no more:
For twenty years after his fangs and
talons show no signs of decay, but after
that he gradually becomes feeble and his
teeth fail him
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
Guelph Eyes.

eyes peculiar to all her majestys de-
scendants. The Prince of Wales has it
in a marked degree and it is to be no.
tced in the German Emperor and the
Grand Duke of HeSSe
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
Just infatuated.

Grant-"Can it be possible that Haw-
lSins is in love with that fat girl! Why.
she weighs 300 at least. Hohbs- NO.
7 don't believe he's in love; he's just in
fatuated.''-Boston Courier.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
A BagDiDe in Pain.

Our George is very tender hearted, so
when he saw bagpipe for the first time
the other day he cried out: "Oh, mamma
that man il squeezing something under
his arm and is hurting it awfully. can
hear it scream. ''-Popular Educator.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
I'm ALI Unstrung,

Is the remark of many nervous Individual
He or she will soon cease to talk that way
after beginning and persisting in course Of
Hostetter's Stomach Ritters. Nothing like 1T
to renew strength and appetite and coed
digestion. 1t checks the inroads of malaria,
and remedies liver complaint. constipation,
dyspepsia, rheumatism and kidney disorder.
1t Is in every sense a great household rem
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
BAD CHILDREN. BEWARE.

BAD CHILDREN, BEWARE.
There once lived juggler
In far-off Cathay.
Who gobbled up children
Who wouldn't obey.
he gObbled them up
And then swallowed them down,
Ill all the bad children
were gone from the town.
And then he came over.
10 dwell in this city.
Where many bad children
Are caught in a jiffy.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
Onf of Sorts

That is the way you feel as a result Of
the headache you had when you awoke
this morning. Get in your usual frame
of mind and body by using Ripans Tab
ules, the standard remedy for all stomach
and liver complaints.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27

Biggest Aluminium Plant ON Earth.
The largest aluminium plant in the
world has just been completed at Oak
Ridge. Mo. 1t will have capacity of
100 tons of clay per day, giving a daily
OUTPUT of about 10000 pounds of metal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
His Choice.

(Which would you rather be, Willie,
monkey or giraffe?"
Giraffe every time. It would be bully
in the summer time for looking over the
baseball ground fence."-Texas Siftings.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27

Piso's Cure is wonderful cough medi-
cine.-Mrs. w. Pickert, Van Siclen and
Blake avenues, Brooklyn, N. Y, October
Of 1904
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27

Jaspar-"Cacsar and his wife are con-
stantly quarreling." Jumpuppe-"Yes;
they have different theories as to what
each should do to make the other happy"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27

Japan proposes to build a steel tower
1000 feet high at Toxic to commemorate
it's victory over China. 1t will be adorned
with statues of Japanese worthless.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is a constitutional cure. Price IS cents.
Kept in Soak.

The wintry storms my ulster smote,
And drenched it thro' and thro'.
And I shall keep that good old coat
In soak all summer. too.
New York World.
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Always Quarreling.

Mrs. WimsIOw's SOOTHING SYRUP for chill.
dren teething, sottens the gums reduces inham-
nation aIlays pain, cures wind collie 25ca bottle.
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Protecting Birds.

BY recent order of the county coun-
Gil of London people are forbidden to
destroy wild birds within a four-mile
radius of that city.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27

Beecham's pills are for bill
iousness, sick headache, dig.
illness, dyspepsia, bad taste
in the mouth, heartburn, tor
pid liver, foul breath, sallow
skin, coated tongue, pimples,
loss of appetite, ETC., when
caused by constipation; and
constipation is the most FREE
quent cause of all of them.
One of the most important things for
everybody to learn is that constipation
causes more than half the sickness in the
world, especially OF women; and itcan all
be prevented. Go by the book free at your
druggists, or write B. F. AllenCo. 1865 Canal
ST., New York. Pills, loo and ESQ box.
Annual sales more than g. oo COO boxes.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27

e;Before taking it had falling of the
womb; such oear1ng-down pains, back
ache, and kidney trouble. / had had
eight children, and was approaching the
change of life.
81 took the Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound and Liver Pills: was
cured of all my troubles, and passed
through the change all right, and now
am fifty-four years old and well. My
daughter had catarrh of the bladder. and
it cured her. / send you my picture with
nv grandson, whose mother was cured
by your remedies. I will recommend
your Compound to every body Mrs.
T.. KELLY. Patchogue. LII.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-06-27

Richard Mansfield is said to be Il YER
liable Beau Rrummel on Il bicycle.