Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1895-04-18
Let Ia All Laugh.

\ Laughab1e-The Weeks Humor'
Let Us All Laugh.
docs this roof leak always!' Agent
-"Oh, no, ma am; only when 1t rains"
Chicago Inter Ocean.
EYES," said the tree, II suppose I'm
ready. so far as my trunk goes; but I've
decided not to leave until spring.
Life.
Miss Old--"I would never get mar
ried IL had to ask the man." Miss
Peart-"Maybe you wouldn't them
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Belle-="was George very much cast
down after he spoke to your father
Nell--"Yes; three flights Of stairs."-St.
Louis Globe Democrat.
"Can this persons word be depend
ed upon?" Heavens, yes! You can
bank on 1t that he'll never tell the
truth."-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Butler-T may be poor, but there was
a time when. l rode in a carriage"
Cook-"Yes. and your mother pushed
it."-Pall Mall Budget.
"What the new woman wants to
learn" says the Manayunk philosopher,
"is to buy a larger shoe and o smaller
hat."-Philadelphia Record.
Lady (artisO-"H You noticed the
new art movement In show billsT'
Philistine-"Yes, but II that is art
am fool" Lady-"It is art."-Truth.
Burglar Dust acquitted, to his coun-
seD-'I will shortly call and see you
at your office, SIR" every good; but In
the~daytime, please. "-Blumenlese
"Here is Col. links. He wants you
to explain the financial question to
him." Certainly, Colonel Can you
lend me $1OT-Atlanta Constitution.
Hiland-"My horse is the most intel
ligent animal know" Harket-"GO
on" Hiland-"He's away up in gee"
-Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. ia
May-"I wonder what the men do at
the clubY Pamela-"From what Jack
says, guess they play with the kitty
most of the time."-Harlem Life.
Spoons-"And will my ducky trust
me in everything when we are mar
ried" She-"Everything, Algy, pro-
vided you don't ask for a night key
Scribners
Mrs. Poore-"Jabez, why do they say
hush money! Mr.. POore-"I don't
know, Marindy unless 1t Is that money
talks."-New York Morning Journal.
Alberta-"I believe you call yourself
an advanced woman, dear?" Alethea-
"Yes. love-" Alberta (sweetly)-''Then
you may tip the waiter, dear."-Judge.
"Scaggs is getting fat" said Willough-
by. Hes developed double chin"
"Well, he needed it," said Parsons.
His original chin was overworked."-
Harper's Bazaar.
Aunt Rosa-"Well, Juanito, what
would you like to be when you are
grown upT Juanito Whose parents
are very stricO-"Pd like to be an
orphan.'-El Dia.
Mrs. Mealer-"I am sorry to say, the
tea is all exhausted" Crusty bOarder
81 am not surprised. 1T has been very
weak for some e"-Philadelphia In
quirer.
Woman at the door-"Are you a
tramp" Waggles-"NO, madim; I'm
de pet model ov de Moo York cumick
artists, an somehow has lost me way"
Syracuse Post.
Maud-And Mr.. Meanitall really said
that l was better looking than ever?
Marie (wickedly)-No, dear. He SIM
ply said you were looking better
Life
"What, you are going to ask your
employer for his daughters hand!
Suppose he should kick you out?"
"Oh, have already secured another
place."-Fliegende Batter.
"AIrs. Talker is very Obedient wom-
an" "All ever noticed about her Is
that she is an awful gossip" That's
why. What you tell her goes. New
York Morning Journal.
Pertly-There's one thing which
have to say in favor of the wind when
1t whistles. Dullhead-What's that?
J Pertly-It never whistles popular airs.
Boston Home Journal.
He (encouragingly)-I'm sure OF one
thing, my angel, you and will never
quarrel as that couple are doing She
with decision)-Indeed we woH't. II
you ever speak to me as he did to her,
Ill call the pOlce.-NeW lOTk weekly.
Mrs. StrOngmind-If women would
. only stand shoulder to shoulder, they
would soon win the suffrage. DR..
, Guffy-But, madam, that is something
, they can't do with the present style
in sleeves.-Tid-Bi
Jack-Madge has beautiful, hair.
hasn't she? Nell-Yes; she gets that
from her mother. Jack-I didn't know
her mother had hair! Of that color.
Nell-Oh, yes! She has al kinds I'm
her store.-Philadelphia Record
Bjones very parsimoniously)-I us
. great comfort to me TO reflect that
time is money. Browne-Whys
whenever l want to be particularly
liberal to my friends l go out and
spend some time with them Truth.
Friend of the defendant-when the
Judge asked yon where you were
. born, why, didn't you tell him at once
that you are n native of Chicago? De-
fendant-I would have been fool to
criminate myself, wouldn't I?--Boston
Transcript
Weary Walker-Say, mister, gimme
dime. Dignifed wayfarer-Givey you
dime! think you are more In need
Of manners than money. Weary Walk
er-Well, l struck yer fer what