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Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1895-07-11
Squibs.
The Way 1t Goes.

We continually say:
There's the devil to pay
And it isn'ta subject for laughter
But his bills never worry
He's not in a hurry
For he waits, with a grin, till hereafter
So we keep up the riot
Our consclenceS quiet,
In pleasure we reyel and roll:
While the patient, grim devil
(Whose head is still level
Increases the order for coal!
John G. SAKE used to edit the Bur-
lington, Vermont, Sentinel, and was
once written py an irate subscriber to
"send the thing to" a place which
rhymed very neatly with the last syl-
liable of the name of his paper. To
which he replied:
ga timely hint. TITS proper, we con-
TESS,
With change of residence, to change
1t shall be sent, if Charon's mail will
let it,
Where the subscriber will be sure to
get it,"
The practice of throwing old shoes
after wedding party, originated when
John Churchill, afterwards Duke of
Marlborough, was married. An enraged
aunt, on the day of his wedding, at
tackled him with this sort of leathern
artillery, and good luck followed him
from that time
His eyes had a dull intelligent stare,
He staggered and turned from the desk in a
daze,
Bewilderingly through his disordered hair
His fingers he ran, while he uttered such
phrase
As only tottering mind would invent.
Was he drunk? Had he rashly and reckless
ly tried
Some. knockout concoction, with deadly
intent?
Oh, no! He'd been reading a Travellers
Guide. Richmond Dispatch.
The man who now would mount boom,
And wheel along the political track,
Will do right well to peel his eye,
For large, aggressive silver tack.
Mary had little lamb
With her 1t used to stay,
But it fled when Mary read her piece
On graduation day
Detroit Free Press.
A shoemaker hung out sign as fol-
lows: "Don't go elsewhere to be cheat
ed. Walk in here" He wondered
what made the people on that side of
the street so good-natured all the fore
noon.
An Illinois man, who has been tray
cling in Vermont, was not favorably
impressed with the scenery. "Why,
b'gosh," he said, "thar amt prairie
in the hull dinged state that amt tilted
up to an angle of about forty-fve de-
grees. Puck.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1895-07-11

A Philadelphia man, the father of
triplets, recently did honor to Ohio and
her greatest statesman by naming them
after William Mckinley, his present
title, and his prospective one. The fol-
lowing letter was recently received at
the governors office:
Mr. William Mckinley, Governor of
Ohio.
DEAR SIR-It is with pleasure that
| notify youeof your three namesakes
(my triplets), William Mckinley, Gov
ernor Mckinley and President McKin-
ley Smith. They shall be taught to
honor the name of our great American
statesman, and to vote for the working
mans ticket Republican,.
Yours respectfully,
CHARLES H. SMITH.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1895-07-11

There seems to be band of organized
thinkers in Minnesota who devote
themselves to joking with the ther-
mometer. When the weather is cold
enough to drive Polar bear to drink,
these Minnesotans spread over the
world tales of orange trees in bloom
and of cows lying on banks of cherry
blossoms RECALLING themselves with milk
punch. When it's hot enough to make
a salamander put itself on ice, these
Gopher poets talk, as they are talking
now, of heavy frosts and SHOWS eX.
pected. Minnesota is lusty state, but
still young enough to be romantic.-N
Y. Sun.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1895-07-11
The Fourth at Keene.

The Fourth was great day for
Keene. A large number of visitors
were present, and very creditable en-
tertainment afforded. The bicycle
races were the feature Of the day, and
the riding of Nat Butler the feature of
the races. The following is summary
One mile novice-Won by Joseph
Nadeau, Keene; w. J. Quinn, West
Swanzey, second E. c.. Holbrook,
third. Time, 2.2S.
One mile open, class Avon by Tom
Butler, Cambridgeport, Mass; H. &.
Walton, Amesbury, Mass, second; J.
H. Fitzgerald, NJ. G. c., Manchester,
third. Time, 2.25.
Half mile handicap, class B-Won
by Nat Butler, Cambridgeport, Mass,
scratch; J. G. Wettergreen, Maiden,
Mass, go yards second w. M. Petit
grew, Boston, Us YARDS third. Time,
1.O74-5
Half mile L. A. w. state champion
ship-Won by E. M. Blake, M. c. c.,
Keene; J. H. Fitzgerald, M. G. c.,
Manchester, second. Time, lib AS.
One mile open, class B.-Won by Nat
Butler, Cambridgeport; J. z. Wetter.
green, Maiden, second; w. A. Rhodes
Buffalo, N. ", (25 YARDS third. Time
2.2s4.
Half mile handicap, class Avon
by H. E. Walton, Amesbury, 60 yards
Tom Butler, Cambridgeport, (Scratch)
second; Joseph Nadeau, Keene, (35
YARDS third. Time, LOG 1-5.
One mile handicap, class B-Won by
Nat Butler, Cambridgeport, scratch
w. A. Rhodes, Us YARDS second; J. G.
Wettergreen, Maiden, 40 YARDS third
Time, 2.221.
One mile L. A. W. state champion.
ship-Won by ]. H. Fitzgerald, NJ. G.
c., Manchester; F. A. Fish, M. G. c.
Keene, second. Time, 22S As.
Nat Butler went one mile, paced by
tandems, against state record of 2.O7, in
EOS As.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1895-07-11
focal Ornt,t 5erutre.


Time Table corrected to June 80, 1895. Trains
will leave Bellows Falls daily except sun
DAYS unless otherwise noted, as follows:
GOING NORTH-RUTLAND DIV:
5l5 a. m. MIXED for Rutland and intermea
late stations.
12.10 p. IN. BOSTON MAIL, for Rutland, Bur
lington, St. Adams, Richford, Montreal
also. Ogdensburg Parlor Car Bellows Fails
to Montreal Connecting at Swanton with
Wagner sleeping car for Norwood, Niagara
Falls and Chicago.
Rutland Burlington. st. Albans Rouses
Point and Montreal. Wagner Parlor Car to
st Adams ana Pullman sleepi' Car st.
Albans to Chicago without change due at
Chicago 800 p. m. next night.
71bp. m. LOCAL EXPRESS for Rutland
and intermediate stations.
Ills p. m. Night Express for Montreal, Og
densburg and the West. Through Sleeper
for Mont eal
NORTH GOING via SULLIVAN RAILROAD
s3s a. m. MIXED, for White River Jun ction
l2.lOp. IN. EXPRESS NAIL, for White River
junction, Montpelier, Barre, ST.. Albans
Malone, Ogdensburg, Montreal, and all
points West. Montreal to Chicago without
change. Due Chicago $40 p. m. next night
2.52 p. m. FAST EMPRESS, for White River
junction. Montpelier Barre. Burlington, St
Adams, Rouses Point and Montreal.
6.55 p. m. PASSENGER, for White River
junction.
*11.1op m. NIGHT EXPRESS, for White
River junction, Montpelier, Burlington,
and points Vest Wagner Sleeping 't Gar
Bellows Falls to Montreal. (Runs daily,
Sundays included) to Montreal.
TRAINS ARRIVE AT BELLOWS FALLS:
1920 a. m. Night Express from Montreal
Ogdensburg and the West via Rutland.
*4.4l am. NIGHT EXPRESS, from Montreal
via White River junction.
S.25 a. m. LOCAL EXPRESS from Rutland.
$40 a. m. LOCAL EXPRESS, from Whit.
River Junction.
1883 p. IN. EXPRESS from Fabyans via White
River junction.
i .25 p. m. EXPRESS MAIL, from st. Albans
and all points on Central Division.
1.25 D. m. EXPRESS MAIL, from st. Albans
and all points on Rutland Division.
S.45 D. m. GREEN MOUNTAIN FLYEY from
Montreal, st. Adams, Ogdenburg, Richford
and Rutland.
1852 p. m. LIMITED EXPRESS, from Mon
treal and Ogdensburg, via White River
junction.
7.o5 p. m. MIXED, from White River juno.
ton.
6.45 D. m. MIXED, from Rutland.
F. w. BALDWIN, Gen. Supt.
S. w. CUMMINGS, Gen. Pass. Agent.
*Daily. TDaily except Monday.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1895-07-11
PERKINSYILLE.

Ada Bixby is home from Goddard
seminary.
Edward Rugg is home from Vermont
Academy.
Lucia Afford has gone to Barnard to
spend few weeks.
Charley Gould and wife of Claremont
were in town last Sunday.
Charley Payne has gone to Keene, N
H., where he has obtained employ.
ment.
Frank and VIII Rugg arrived on
Saturday from Brown university ac-
companied by Misses Parks and Cur.
lis from Massachusetts.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1895-07-11
Fourth at Lake Walden.

The Fitchburg railroad arranged a
most elaborate program of sports for the
celebration of the Fourth at Lake
Walden. Excursions Were run from
all directions, and between 1000 and
5000 people were present. A good num-
Der from this vicinity attended, there
being 255 tickets sold at the Bellows
Falls station. Those who attended re-
port pleasant ride and enjoyable cele-
bration.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1895-07-11
BOSTON & MAINE R. R
Connecticut and PassumpsIe Division.

PASSENGER TRAINS GOING NORTH.
Leave Bellows Falls GAO (mixed), 10.l5
q. NJ, 1910 3.O6, 6.55, *l1.l7 p. m.
Arrive Windsor at 7.s5 (mixed), 11.'5 a m.
LOO, 1852, 750, +11.59 p. III.
PASSENGER TRAINS FROM THE SOUTH
AM AM. Am. Am. Pm.
Lv. New York at 500 l1.00 400
New Haven at $40 1910 LOS 5.52
Springfield at us 9.15 12.37 $50 500
Greenfield at 1876 1922 1.37 454 9.lb
Brattleboro at 9.25 lilo 2.23 545 1910
Art Bellows Falls 1910 11.55 BOB $50 1885
AM. Am. Pm. PM. Pm.
PASSENGER TRAINS FROM THE NORTH
Leave Windsor at 1885, 7.2O a. M, l2.l3, 80,
sos. $40 p. M, (Mixed).
Arrive at Bellows Falls AL. $50, a. M,
1853, l.25, 1852, 7.C5 p. m. (Mixed).
+Daily.
d.. FLANDERS Gen. Pass. Ag't.
November IL, 1894.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1895-07-11
PIN Vanquished.

The great PIN, champion tennis
player of the world, is beaten at last,
Clarence Hobart having vanquished
him in two straight sets, 70, 6-S. a
great number of people visited West
Newton, Mass, last week to witness
this tennis tournament.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1895-07-11

ion, nervous debility, impaired memory,
low. spirits, irritable temper, and a thou,
sand and one arrangements Of mind and
body. Epilepsy, paralysis, softening of
times result from such reckless self-abuse.
To reach, reclaim and restore such unfort-
unates to health and happiness, is the aim Of
the publishers of book written in plain but
chaste language, on the nature, symptoms
and durability, by home treatment, Of such
diseases. This book will be sent sealed, in
plain envelope, on receipt of ten cents in
stamps to pay postage.
Address, Worlds Dispensary Medical As
ISOLATION, 66S Main ST., Buffalo, N. Y.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1895-07-11

1t is estimated that $4,000 conversa-
lions take place daily over the tele-
phones in New York.
Smyrna times., 1895-07-10

Just now more farmers are preparino
for abrupt changes than ever before
1t has been a disastrous year with most
of us. Many have lost money and are
generally dissatisfied with their condi.
tions. Each one is looking around at
those who seem to be raising some.
thing more profitable. Very often
these profitable products are only tenn .
porarily so, and by the time the change
Is made they will no longer nav good
prices. Good, steady farming, with n
iair rotation of crops, is the only sure
way for any farmer TO make farming n
sure thing. Grass, hay, oats, wheat
potatoes, corn, sheep. cows and horses
cannot always be Improbable. A
proper system of diversified farming
Will make profits certainty on some
OF the crops. 1t is, at any rate. good
farming. The land is kept up. NOT run
down. Expenses are normal and out-
lays not increased by such violent
changes. The pigs, chickens, cows
and sheep will all yleld some incidental
profits, while the main farm erops NAV
nuctuate from year to year. but not
more 50 than manufactured articIes
rluctuatiOn is characteristic of evar,,
business, and farmers have no moro
than their share. The shoe manufac1
turer does not take up pin making he.
cause shoes happen to be unproftabIa
ior season or two Germantown TeIe-
graph. F'F tug
Smyrna times., 1895-07-10

A good story is told at the expense
of a prominent Chestnut street hotel
keeper. Employed as a porter about
the hotel was an elderly man named
Mike, who had been an attache of the
hotel for eight years. His most prom
inent feature, and one of which he
was very proud, was a beard of lux
uriant growth. One day last week the
proprietor of the hOstelry was pacing
the lobby when Mike happened to
pass. The proprietor was in a very
disagreeable frame of mind, and he
stopped and looked at Mike with an
light in his eye.
Come here; you ~ he yelled at the
porter. "How long have you been
here?"
Nigh onto eight years, sor."
"Well, you've been here long
enough. You needn't come back to-
morrow. Pm tired of seeing YOU
about"
The poor porter was thunderstruck
He went to his faithful friend, the day
clerk, and told him all about it.
"What'll Oi do?" said he. "Oi've a
wolfe an family fur = support, an Oi
can I get another Job"
The clerk thought for moment,
and then said, suddenly:
II have it. You go home and shave
off your beard and then 90 to the boss
and tell him you heard he needed a
porter"
Mike followed this advice the next
day, and secured the situation, be-
coming his own successor. The pro.
prietor has never suspected the trick
-Phiiddeiphia Record.
Smyrna times., 1895-07-10
DOCTORS TRY MUNYON,
Of1Gial Records Open to the Public
A Well-KnOwn Physician Tests the New
Discovery With Most Successful
Results.

DIR. George f. Brooks, No. 20 Temple
Place, Boston, says 81 have used good
many rheumatism medicines in the course
of my practice, but | can candidly say that
never saw a remedy as effective as Mum
yOn's rheumatism Cure. | gave the sam
pie bottle | got Monday to one of my pa
tients, lady, who has had chronic rheu-
matism in her limbs for years. Her knee
and elbow Joints were stiff, and she suffered
great pain. Its effect was simply marvel
Gus. Relief from pain was obtained in a
few hours after the first dose, and inside of
twenty-four hours the lady was feeling
better than she had for years. l shall pre-
scribe Munyon's Cure for all cases of rheu-
matism that come under my care in the
future
Munyon's Rheumatism Cure is guaran-
teed to cure rheumatism in any part of the
body. Acute or muscular rheumatism
cured in from one to five days. 1t never
fails to cure sharp, shooting pains in the
arms, legs, sides, back or breast or soreness
in any part of the body in from one to three
hours. 1t is guaranteed to promptly cure
lameness stiff and swollen joints, stiff back
and all pains in the hips and lOins. Chronic
rheumatism, sciatica, lumbagO or pain in
the back are speedily cured.
Munyon's Homeopathic Home Remedy
Company, of Philadelphia, put up specifics
for nearly every disease, which are sold by
all druggists, mostly 25 cents a bottle
Those who are in doubt as to the nature
of their disease should address Professor
MunyOn, 1905 Arch street, Philadelphia,
giving full symptoms of their disease Pro-
fessor Munyon will carefully diagnose the
case and give you the benefit of his advice
absolutely free of all charge. The remedies
will be sent to any address on receipt of re-
tail price.
Smyrna times., 1895-07-10

There was spirited controyersv he.
tween the Dover officials and che mem.
6ers OF the legislative Committee ovar
the site for the erection of the neU
state Library. A survey showed that
the state mad not Q clear title to lbe
ground upon which 1t was proposed 10
erect the building. Then the leoislo,
tive committee announced its inte5tion
to construct the building at the sonth
side OF the State House, which wonId
cause It to abut upon and take some
room from the already narrow road
way that runs past the property. and
y much used as a public hiSbwav
Upon this threat the town authoritiss
reiented and consented to the erection
proposed.
Smyrna times., 1895-07-10
Deafness Cannon Be Cureh

by local applications as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear,
There is only one way to cure deafness
and that is by constitutional remedies
Deafness is caused by an infiamed con.
dition of the mucous lining of the Ems.
tachian Tube. When this tube is in.
tamed you have a rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when it is en-.
tirely clo0ed, deafness is the result. and
unless the inflammation can be taken
out and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing will be DESTROYED
forever; nine cases out of ten are
caused by catarrh, which is nothing
but an inaamed condition of the mu7
cous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case of deafness (caused by
catarrh) that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars. free
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O,
BSrSOld by Druggists, 75c.
Smyrna times., 1895-07-10
Baltimore & Ohio R. r.
sehedule in efEeet MAJ Y. 1s95.
TRAINS LEAVE DELAWARE AVE. DEPOT.
WILMINGTON EAST BOUND
EXPRESS TRAINS.

TRAINS LEAVE DELAWARE AVE. DEPOT
WILMINGTON, EAST BOUND.
'2EXPRESS TRAINS.
New York weekdays. 50 O5. - 30 IS 80 SO &C
40 35 a. m, SD ~ Il 59 IS Co. IS 81 ~ 81 sll D. m
Philadelphia. Twenty fourth and Chestnut SITS
weekdays, 3 O5, So, -, = 30 3d. IS 30 - 90
- 40 30 30, II 10, al As. a. m SD 2l 90 81 SO
3 06. p, 55. IS S2, 80 Il 81 20 10. al D. m
Philadelphia, Twelfth and Marke! Sts week
days, Is 90 e 30, Is 3D. 20 35, a m Il 80 81 p. III
Atlantic City, weekdays, *7.5O,a. m; SD q pm
Il So 3 06 D. m.
Cape May, week days, G 27 a m; Al SO, *3 OF
p. m.
WEST BOUND.
Baltimore and Washington, Il 90. Z O2. IS AZ
I'll 10 am.*l2 So . o. o. a 03 25 &c 13 IS 20
Is IS D. m. weekdays.
Baltimore and way stations, % a. m. and o.
Newark, Del a 20, : 90, 7s47. al O5 am. e12 55
3O3, % 25, 35, Is 20, IS IS and II lOp m, week
days.
Pitsburg week days Is AZ, a. IN; a6 IS p. m.
Sundays, IS AZ a. m, % 25 D. m
Chicago q AZ a. m; Is 25 p m daily.
Cincinnati and st. Louis, Sl2 80, p. m, and Is 5c
p. m. daily.
New orleans via Bristol and Chattanooga. Is u
p IN. daily. Through sleeper to New Orleans
TRAINS LEAVE MARKET STREET STATION
For New York, week days q 10 pm.
For Philadelphia week days 6 10, I'll 30, a. III.
co. q 10, 9 A, p. m.
For PittSburg and Chicago, week days 3 Is pm
For Baltimore, week days, 90, m; 3, f5 Tsp M
LEAVE PHILADELPHIA FOR WILMINGTON
TWENTG-FOURTHa and CHESTNUT STREETS
Week days, 50 40, 6, l5 - l5 . 80, 80 33 IL 81.
am ~ % Il 10, Il 36, p q 30, 30, Il 10 Il 40
N.
Leave Twelfth Il Market SITS, q 90 q 80. zlO 1C
g. m z -. p. III.
Telephone. No 1873
Rates to Western points lower than via any
other line. C. o. SCULI, tenl Pass Agent
K. B. CAMPBELL, General Manager
Smyrna times., 1895-07-10
BRANCH ROADS.

Leave Harrington for Franklin Citv and ,.
Ssatlohs, (Mlliord, Georgetown. Berltn "iu wa.
~ 40 a. III. ana 6.25 p. m weekdays Po,,,,i ~
week days NY '''-' ana y35 a. N
Leave FIanklin City for Chirooicacpo lot,
SStte%iefl ZO4 p IN. weekdays Returning -. u.
NiiiidiSOteaEu ao' We 1 Y =. n. week days
leave harrington for Georget0wn and o,,o.
leo ~ an a, III 90 p. N. weekdays Returninr
ie1Ne LeMes 4. a. m, 3O7 p. m. week .davS
leave harrington for Berlin 10 46 m an,
80 80 p m weekdays Returning. leave RaTIin
o'JS ana II % a. m weekdays
Leave harrington for Rehoboth 10 Id n m,
=" %vSA @ uayS. Returning, leave Rehoboth 230
Leave Townsend for Centreville at 9.25 A. m.
an1 ~ 90 p m; leave Centrevile IA a. m. and
$50 p. IN. ' ">'
Leave Clayton for oxford at 9 AS m. and 8 40
p m; leave Oxford 6.55 a. H. and LAB D. m.
Leave Seaford for Cambridge nj II 9S a -,
week days, and on Tuesdays. ThufSdays aud
saturdays loop. m; returning, leave Cambridee
~ 62O a. m, week days, aud 2.i2 p. m 1uesdayS
thursdays and Saturdays,
lralp leaves Clayton for Ch0StertOwn 10 IAN N,
returning leaves CheStertOwn, 6 80 a. m
Porter with Newark 4 DoI.
ware City Railroad At Townsend Svitb O,,H DelS-
Anne s& KentRailrOad AtClayton with Del vora
y chesapeake Railroad and Baltimore, d DeiS ,a.o
Bay Railroad. AT Harrington, with DeIsvVoIloe "le
maryland n virginia Railroad. AtSeafor5 ,vitL
N@AmD Gam @mDrluge q Seaford Railroad. AT DeIm0r viii
New YORK, Philadelphia d Norfolk Wicomic"oI " ~ a
FoGomoke, ana PeRinsula Railroads ~
eDaily except Sunday.
n s. N. PREVQST. General MANAGE.
y n "OOp' General Passenger Agent 'ssE
Smyrna times., 1895-07-10

Dsl!y. paily except Sunday '''
"a Stops TO leave passengers from Wilmington
sontb f @ @horth or take passengers for points
or on stoPs only on notice to conductor or agent
or points north 'OAA wilmington
and stop Stops 10 leave passengers from Middletown
Stops TO let OFF passengers from points soutb
~, 80 M E3Hpress trains Leaving Harrington sO5a
tb1oS , ana arrvipG at go p m, week davs TT Tpn a
ters and Newark Oie' V'd fOr-
Smyrna times., 1895-07-10

The way to reach catarFh Is through
the blood. Hoods Sarsaparilla. bv
purifying the blood, removes the cause
OF the disease aud permanently cures
catarrh. Take only Hoods. Hoods
pills act easily, yet promptly and effec-
lively, on the liver and bowels. 25c.
Smyrna times., 1895-07-10

Chappie-"These mind weaders are
impostahs, deah boy" Cholie-
"Weally," Chappie-"Ya-as, l went
to one the otbah day, and he admitted
ne couldn't wead my mind, dontcher-
know"
Smyrna times., 1895-07-10
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Co M pany,
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deposits payable after 10 days notice; per
cent on deposits payable after 80 days notice
specia lrates for large sums to remain for year
or longer.
SPECIAL ATTESTloN given to the accounts of
Ladies, also to those of Executors, AdminiStra-
tors. Trustees, Guardians and Receivers
The Company acts by authority of law as
Executor, Administrator. Guardian Receiver and
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DIRECTORS
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Smyrna times., 1895-07-10

Blobbs-'I hear you had a prema.
ture explosion of fireworks at the
club" Slobbs-"Yes; De Tanoue
blew his breath on them"
Smyrna times., 1895-07-10

Free silver threatens to divide the
southern Democracy, and will nut
party men In the rest of the country
on their mettie.
Smyrna times., 1895-07-10

A prominent physician of New York
declared that hot water is woman's
best friend. 1t will cure dyspepsia il
taken before breakfast, and will ward
OIL chills, when she comes in from the
cold. 1t will stop a cold if taken early
IN the stage. 1t will relieve nervous
headache, and give instant relief "a
tired and inhamed eyes. 1t is most
etticacious for sprains aud bruises. and
will frequently stop the flow Of blood
from wound. 1t is sovereign rem.
edy for sleepIessness and, in conclu.
sion, the doctor asserts. wrinkles fee
from it, and blackheads vanish before
its constant use"
Smyrna times., 1895-07-10
New Use for Cornstalks.

new use FOR cornstalks has been
discovered ny Il Philadelphia man,
which, if it shall stand the test, NAV
create demand for this heretofore
comparatively useless product Cellu-
lose manufacture from cocoanut
hbre is used as AN absorbent packing
between the Innings of war ships. 1t is
light and gives additional protection,
and in case Of injury by IL shot or
otherwise the water rushing in imme.
dlately expands the cellulose and
closes the aperture. A new material
which answers the same purpose, made
OF cornstalk fibre, is said TO be much
cheaper and lighter aud more efiica-
cious than cellulose. A commission OF
naval officers has been appointed ia
test the new material and make report
upon its merits.
Smyrna times., 1895-07-10
Piles.
Piles IS 60 common tb

Piles is so common that
every other person you meet is
troubled with it more OF less. 1t
seems to be little thing and usual
ly gets little attention. 1t may not
be serious at first, but it makes a
man sick-makes him nervous.
cross, irritable-unft for business
1t robs him Of sleep, takes his ap-
petite-cuts down his fesh-and
yet he is careless about it,
Smyrna times., 1895-07-10

Happy the man in the early morn
Whose heart is filled with glee.
As he lies abed and chuckles low.
There are 10 flies on me.