Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1895-11-07
EVENING scnoEs.

q woman who stays at home. =" Florida
Times Union. "
They say that Chollie has lost his
mind. ~ 81 Is that soY Does he know
Boston Courier.''
Perhaps, after ALL the brightest lib
erty belle in this country ia tho lovely
American girl. --"Atlanta Constitu-
ton"
What do you consider the most
striking type of female beauty?"
"Tho typewriter. ~" Detroit Tri-
bune"
II you want to get good start in
life try for Job in dynamite fac
tory. =" Florida Times Union, -
Have you no respect for ageY" he
demanded. NO" she answered, and
knocked 10 years off the color of her
hair. -" Detroit Tribune.
Poet with manuscript -How's
poetry to-day. Editor-Way down.
The goat just swallowed bushel of 1t.
-" Atlanta Constitution. "
He would Like II So-She--" 1t is no
use talking. You are not the man
married." He (despairingly)-"I wish
/ wasn't. 49, Harlem Life"
III DWllNtTlduu. --AFulut--- lncfb uuh
been a landslide in the next canton. +"
Travelling Politician You don't say /!
WHAT'S the maiority2"-" Puck.
Henpeck has arranged to have his
last words recorded ~ How foolish. :"
Eyes; l told him he ought to know his
wife better than that. -" Chicago
News. "
Beatrice-That man Strutters con-
siders himself only little lower than
tho angels. Babette-Well, there are
fallen angels, YOU know; -'Yonkers
Statesman.
Caulor Should think you'd run a
,wo1anAs page 10, your paper! Eddy
Tory Alive do; dozens of them.
C-Where are they? EFT. A. Tho ad.
pages, man. -" Boston Courier,
II wish |, were boy again." said
Mr.. Dawson. $50 do ~ said Jack
Dawson, who had just been punished,
to himself. "I'd put you through u
course of sprouts. 49, Harper's Ba-
gar.
mo, Willie dear, +" said mamma, "no
more cakes tonight. Don't you know
"Well," replied Willie, IL can sleep
on my back. -" Harper's Round
Table. " t5.
Smith, see that Jones was at
that dinner the other night. What did
he think of the speochpsY" Brown
"Whcn saw him he was Just going
to read them in a morning paper. -
Brooklyn Life"
my landlady hates compliments, -
said Hicks. This morning when |
complimented her biscuits by eating
ten of them, she threatened TO raise
my board if l didn't curb my appc-
tite. -" Harper's Bazaar.
"Why does Luckpenny carry his coat
on his arm ostentatiously instead OF
wearing it these cool days?" " He
wants to inspire his friends with con-
tidence in his financial condition. y
Detroit Free Press. F"
His City Niece Visiting the farm)-
"Oh, Uncle! Here come lot of wheel
men pedaling down the road. -" Uncle
Josh" Peddlin' ehY WAL, I'm mighty
glad them fellers has found somethin'
useful to do ''--"Truth. z
On a Yacht--Miss Ingenue--" 1:
there really cable in the ocean,
Sailor" Yes, mum" Miss Ingenu6
| with conviction, after studying thu
man at the wheel)-" Then that must
be the gripman j." Brooklyn Life. -
At the Wings-Maud Ito Low Come
dian -"say, Teddy, what did the
poet mean when he wrote, Though
lost to sight to memory dearf' ~ Low
| Com. what! don't you know Thu
lines we're addressed TO a prompter. -
Fun
"Do you guarantee the photographs
to give satisfaction" demanded thu
cross-eyed man with the pug nose anf
prominent jaw. 'tWell-no," said the
conscientious photographer, "but !
can guarantee a good likeness. CHI
cago Tribune. +"
Lady You know, wish my por
trait 10 be total surprise for my hus
band. ~ Artist-"Yes, madam, | un
dcrstand. " Lady-"And you will tr.
not to have too strong likeness, n
| would not like him TO recognize it Il
the first glance. "--"trid Bits"
"That was very kind of your uncle +
pay your debts" 'tHumph | dom
think so. He might have given m
the money and let me pay 'em.
what difference would that hav
madc?" ut would have re establishes
my credit. -" Harper's Bazaar. y
Didn't Please Him. =" Everything,
she murmured, as she gazed on tn
wooded hill, when the frost ha
touched tho leaves, lis turning t
gold. Do you not enjoy it?" mo,
he replied, without looking up "Ir
fer free silver. -" Washington Star.
The Servant question" Maggie di
you hear the door-bell ring?" "Yis
mum. " "Wcll, why don't you ope
tho door, then?' "Sure, / dom
know a soul who'd call on me at thi
time of the day, mum. 1t must b
someone to see yersilf. '-"T Truth"
Blarney. His Reverence can
take your cab, Pat. see your hors
has been on his knees" Pat
"Arrah, yer reverence; be aisy abou
that. The last place he had was wild
praste, and faith, he had to keep up
simblance of religion. ''-"Sydne
Bulletin. "
Foreign Suitor-I lay at your feet
coronet and castle with a long rel
/ roll. | am sure you cannot do bette
than TO accept. American Beauty
) You ilatter yourself, sir One of III
suitors is an American who sells coi
in winter and ice in summer. -" Nc
< York Weekly"
= Watts "Do you think it does al
. good TO belong to so many lodgesf
s Potts We'll, when | went over
3. Europe ! used to add the initials of 4
+ of them to my name when | registers
n at hotel, and got all sorts of defe
g ence from the clerks and walters. -
II indianapolis journal. "
n "Senator Sorghum seems mighty Ii
eraI an fair minded in his speeches.
said the man who does chores. Eyes,
replied Farmer Corntossel. He's ie