The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-03-20
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

NcU York Ucr0fd.
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.
= The generous heart scorns pleas
uro which gives others pain.
- You can disappoint the devil in
one way by keeping out of debt.
A man who will not reflect and,
if necessary, repent, is ruined man.
: 1t can never be that everybody
else is wrong and you alone are right.
= If some of us would praise God
more we would blame our neighbors
less.
- \ square man is one who is will
ing to take his share of the blame in
fuss.
- lie must be very thorough fool
who can learn nothing from his own
folly.
Bear and forbcar are the two
bears of matrimony, not to speak Of
little troubles constantly bruin.
- When it comes to paying cam
paign assessments, the deeper you are
in politics the more you are out.
II rise for information, said a
legislator. "Glad to hear it," said
bystandcr nobody needs it more.
= When terrified, the ostrich is said
to travel at the rate Of % miles an
hour, and clears y to II feet at a
stride.
In most parts of Syria, Palestine
and Arabia fig trees and date palms
are counted and tax is levied Oh each
tree.
- He is happy whose circumstances
suit his temper; he is more excellent
who can suit his temper to circum-
stances.
- If you can see nothing but the
bad shut your eyes. Better be blind
than unable to see the beautiful and
the good.
Land in New York city has been
sold at price equal to $4,000 an
acre. The highest in London at So
600, 900 an acre.
"A couple at Providence, R. l.,
met for the first time, fell in love, be.
came betrothed, and were married
inside of an hour.
= The longest continuous street
railway in the United States is the
forty-two mile strip from Lowell to
Haverhill, Mass.
- Teacher: Name some Of the most
important things existing today which
we're unknown a hundred years ago.
Tommy: You and me.
- Wife-Dear Paul, is it possible
that you doubt what | tell you ? Hus-
band-No, my dear. It's what you
don't tell me that puzzles me.
Fannie-"Why do people always
apply the name of she to city p
George-"I don't know. Why is it?'
Fannic-"Bccause every city has out
skirts.
Boys, remember that you grow
older every day, and if you have bad
habits, they grow older too, and the
older both get, the harder they are to
separate.
- Beauregard Wilson, who lives
near Yazoo City, Miss, raised 300
bales of cotton last year, and, though
he has sold it at 5 cents pound, he
has cleared 1850 from it.
Amos Moses Snowball-Say black
boy, hit seems ter me at I've saw yoh
face before. Empraim Johnson
Reckon you has, cause das where I
been wearing it all my life.
Jilson says he does not see why
there should be any objection to wo-
man entering the legal profession.
Nine out Of every ten married men
know we'll enough that her word is
law.
= The electric light which is to be
erected on Fire Island, on the New
York coast, will give an illumination
Of about 250,000,0 900 candle power.
1t is expected to be visible l2O miles
out to sea.
Newly Made Bride: "Mamma
says she does not think we will ever
quarrel as she and papa do" Groom:
"Never, dearest" i" Newly Made Bride:
"No, she says you will be much easier
to manage than papa
- Mr.. Sharp-"If there were no
women, the men would have nothing
to laugh at. !" Mrs. Sharp-"If there
we're no women, the men wouldn't t
want anything to laugh at, They
would not feel like laughing
- Customer (timidly)-"I-er sup
pose you have somc-er-suitable
books for man about to-er-be mar
ricd ?" Head clerk (promptly)-"Ies,
sir. Here, Skiggles, show this gentle
man our line of largest sized pocket
books. "
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gists.
-"I scc," said one policeman to
another, "that every trade in the
world but ours has had a great and
famous man in it. $50 has ours"
said the other policeman. "And who
was that ?" "Joshua." "Joshua
policeman p Surely. Didn't he ar
rest the sun %
"Jcdge," said the colored wit
ness, ~ wish you please, sub, make
that lawyer stop resterin me = But
he has a right to question you.
"Dat may be, jedge, but Ise kinder
rattlin in my head, en- ef he worry me
much, fust ting you know, I'll tell
the truth, bout dis matter =
"Pcrhaps you would not think
so, but very large proportion OF
diseases in New York comes from care
lessncss about catching cold, says
DR.. Cyrus Edison. "It is such SIM
pie thing and so common that very
few people, unless it is a case of pneu-
monio, pay any attention to cold.
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