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He Never Went There Any More.

ne never w enC mere any More.
An unfortunate young man of that
class of beings who finds it impossible
to keep their fingers still called on a
young woman the other evening. He
waited for her in the dra wing room and
drummed nervously on the Louis
Quinze table for awhile. Then he
knocked a Chinese idol over, and finally
his eye was caught by tiny basket of
gilt wire filed loosely with violets. He
pulled a violet out. 1t came with diff
ficulty, but that merely spurred the
young man on to fresh efforts. In ten
minutes all the violets were out, and
then the young woman entered the
room. She greeted him cordially, and
then her eyes fell upon the scattered
viOletS.
''Oh." said he. following the direction
of her gaze, Il beg your pardon. l
didn't realize what l was doing. I'm
afraid I've emptied your flower bas-
ket"
Flower basket" she echoed 1T was
my opera bonnet. York World.
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Catafrh Can Not BE Cured

With LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they
can not reach the seat of the disease. Ca
tarrh is a blood or constitutional disease,
and in order to cure it you must take in
ternal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure is
taken internally, and acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh
Cure is not a quack medicine. 1t was pre-
scribed by one Of the best physicians in this
country for years, and is q regular pre-
scription. 1t is composed of the best tonics
known, combined with the best blood puri-
fers, acting directly on the mucous sur
faces. The perfect combination Of the two
Ingredients is what produces such wonder
full results in curing Catarrh. Send for
testimonials. free
FL. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Halls Family Pills, pc.
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KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and trul.-
beneficial properties of perfect lax
alive; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and feven
and permanently curing constipation:
It has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
eyery Objectionable substance.
s;rup of Figs is for sale by all drug.
fists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it If man
nfactured by the California Fig Syrup
Go. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also tho name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you viii not
accept any substitute if offered
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15
A Storm ut Sea

Increases the discomfort Of the voyager But
even when the weather is not tempestuous he
is liable to sea sickness. They who traverse
the gigantic wetness" should be provided with
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, which quiets dis
ordered stomachs with gratifying speed and Ger
tainty. To the hurtful influence of o tropic
malarious or too rigorous or damp climate. as
we'll rs to the baneful effects Of unwholesome
diet and bad water it is . reliable antidote
Commercial travellers by sea or land, mariners,
miners, western pioneers. and all who have to
encounter vicissitudes Of climate and temper
AZURE, concur In pronouncing 1t the hest safe
guard. 1t prevents rheumatism and pulmonary
attacks in consequence Of damp and cold. and
1t is an efficient defense against all forms OF
malaria 1t can be depended upon in dyspepsia,
liver and kidney trouble.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15
A Monkey Can't Unite Knots.

The monkeys Intelligence has never
been able to arrive at a point which en-
ables that animal to achieve the UNITY
ing of knot You may tie monkey
with a cord fastened with the simplest
kind of 4 common knot. and unless the
beast can break the string or gnaw it
in two. he will never get loose. To IN
tie the knot requires observation AMI
reasoning power. and though a monkey
may possess both, he has neither in 4
sufficient degree to enable him to over
come the difficulty.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15

Bank Commissioner Breidenthal is re-
ceiving many letters from many OF the
eastern states making inquiries as to
Kansas business outlook and requests for
information as to locations aud places
suitable for the opening of new banks.
He says the communications indicate
that eastern bankers and capitalists have
faith in Kansas and that some of them
will come to the state and invest
their money In financial enter
prises. Concerning banking in Kan
sas, Mr.. Breidenthal says the institu-
tions are in first class condition anG
some that have been little unsteady
will be soon reorganized and placed Or
a sound basis. Reports received at the
banks in Kansas during the week. The
money is ready and the formal opening
for business will be made as soon as the
minor details are completed.
The judges constituting the south
ern department of the appellate court
held meeting in Topeka and perfected
their organization. Judge johnson has
appointed Frank L. Brown, of Garrett.
as clerk of the eastern division OF the
southern department. After discussing
tho work before the court it was de-
cided that Judge Cole should 60 to Gar
den City and Judge Dennison to WITCH.
ita while Judge johnson will go to Fort
Scott to see that the cities provide suit
able rooms for the court sessions. The
judges Of the northern department are
awaiting the preparation of suitable
places for the court to convene before
making any announcement as to the
opening of court in that department.
1t is generally conceded that Judge
Clark will appoint Charles A. Taylor,
now assistant superintendent OF insur-
nnce, as clerk of the eastern division,
northern department.
A number of answers have been filed
in the suit of the government against
the Union Pacific road. The suit was
begun to set aside the patents to large
amount of land in counties which in
clude lands patented to the Kansas Pa
cific railroad, and many residents on the
land are made party defendants.
Secretary of State W. c. Edwards
was instructed by the house to present
each of the pages with pocket knife,
which he accordingly did.
All knight Templars in Topeka and
both houses Of the legislature. in body,
the remains of Captain J. II. |
Smith from the undertaker's to the de- |
lot.
The sergeant-at-arms Of the senate
vas instructed by that body to have
800 copies Of the appellate court bill
printed and distributed to the lawyen
tho state.
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GHOSTS OF IMAGINATION.
6pectere That Are the Offspring of q
DieOrdered Mind.

Spectere That Are the Offspring OF q
Disordered Mind.
To many persons at some time and to
some persons several times come ap-
partitions that are considered out Of the
usual, or scientifically unexplained, and
are thus relegated to the domain Of the
supernatural. 1t may be as well to ad-
NIT that the ocular sense sometimes
sees these spectral appearances.
But it does not follow that they are
not one and all explainable on other
hypotheses than as wanderers from
the mysterious ghostly shores. recon-
veyed by Charon on his return trip
across the Stygian tide, to inspire the
tmid. with fear and terror without
substantial consequences.
OF all the tens of millions of mental
machines that are running at all stages
and in all conditions, it is not suppOsa-
BILE that they can all be run with such
precision as not at some time or other
to be subject to abusive action in their
workings.
What peculiar phantaSmagOria often
comes in sickness and what is knOwL
as delirium tremens, weird and hOrrid
mental pictures that present them
selves to the wakeful brain. but which
Is involuntary ratiOcinatiOn, although
produced by abnormal physical brain
conditions.
1t is more than probable that much
of what is known as phantasms is of
ut N, nnxo ION, nf
unconscious mental arrangement
Those are wonderfully peculiar and
Elusive pictures that are presented to
us in dreams. and yet they are closely
allied with the occasional wakeful spec
tiers, lacking only the intensity neces-
sary to be projected on the vision of
wakefulness. But another Oruer of
spectral apparitiOns may be Of alto
gether another character.
1t is just possible that the seemingly
spectral form is the result. in small
way, Of what is known as a mirage.
as much and as clearly so as the Fata
MOrgana often seen in Italy, and other
mirages often seen elsewhere.
These are real and veritable illusions,
yet little study enables us to trace
out that they are reflections. although
objects are sometimes represented of
whose eXistenc We know nothing.
The reflection in a mirror, SO faith
full to every minute detail, is Of an illu
sorry nature, but the cause and the ef
feet being both near and closely relat-
ed, We understand the phenomenon
which then occasions no surprise.
What else could these apparitiOns be
than what on these and other similar
grounds is eXpiainable: The forms al
legged to have been seen are as well
animal as human. sometimes neither.
and too grOtesQue to allow Of mental
reproduction in describing them.
The image in the mirror can make
pantOmime. but it can make no voice:
it cannot utter a sound. Being only
al apparitiOn and not a real tangible
entity, its scope is thus restricted, and
the spectral apparitiOn is invariably
lacking in intelligence because it is
only the mirage-Only the semblance
of something.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15

Why He Kept Silent-American Host: It
seems to me rather a singular fact that in
all your conversations you have never men,
toned Goethe. German Guest: Veil, you
see how id is. If pronounce his name as
you Americans pronounce id, my Sherman
friendts will laugh at me; und if l bro
nounce it correctly, my American friendts
will nod know who l am dalking aboud.-
New York Weekly
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The Usual Difference.-Lady I see you
advertise ''good" butter, Zine" butter, sex
tra' butter, ''best" butter, and ''gilt-edged''
butter What is the difference? New Boy
butter is fit to eat; the rest ism t.-Street &
Smiths Good News.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15
Pledged to XIII Children.

Until ffty years ago two regularly
constituted families of infanticides ex-
isted-the Meebra. of New South
Wales, and the ArreOy, Of the Society
Islands. The chief Of their tenets was
that no member should suffer their
children to live, and they were on every
hand respected and held In the highest
honor By their countTymen.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15

Helping a Minister.-Clara: Was your
fair success? Dora: Yes, indeed. The
minister will have cause to be grateful.
''How much was made!' Nothing. 1.-THE re-
eeipts were less than the expenses. But six
teen of Us got engaged, and the minister is
to perform the ceremonies.-The New York
Weekly.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15

Evidently Mistaken.-Father: Nowadays
it costs more to mend shoes than to BUY
new ones. Daughter: You must be mis-
taken. "Why do you think 500" IF it did,
patched shoes would be fashiona ble.' New
York Weekly.
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Ladies.

No. Capsules have been used successfully
for over ten years, by prominent phys-
clan in his private practice, and can be re-
lied upon. Price, express prepaid, 81 90 per
box. HOME MEDICAL co.
Topeka, Kansas.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15

Hell observe my compc ny Is not
agreeable to you.
She-How did you observe It?
He-By the clock. You've turned 1t
forward instead of back.-New York
Herald.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15

Where Money Talks.-Binkers: Look at
that shabby millionaire. You can't judge a
man by his dress. Winkers: No, but you
can judge him by his wifes.-New York
Weekly.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15

Human Nature in Sharks.-Observine
Shark: There goes a man overheard Phil.
anthropic Shark: Poor fellow! Wen have
Weekly.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15
The Bicycle Chit.

Dealer-Here is bicycle for $50.
Customer-Fine wheel! Beautiful! A
triumph Of art, must say. Wish
could afford to pay that much, but !
can't.
"Well, I'll let you have it for $50"
'Eh? Only $50? Why didn't you say
that at once?"
Because II had you would have
said 1t was q miserably made machine
not worth taking home."-New Yors
Weekly.
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in Biscuit.

Latest IN BleCuft.
Mistress-You broke my Sevres plate.
You are discharged. How did you
break it?
Servant carelessly dropped one Of
the biscuits you made yesterday on it.
Woonsocket Or. u Reporter.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15

A Hard Hearted Publc-Tom Tramper:
Times amt wot they used to be-" Pete
Plodder. You're right there. Things has
got SO now that yeh can't git nights Iodg-
in in comfortable Jail, onless yeh rob a
house. an that's too much like work.-New
York Weekly.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15
A Sure Sign.

Il tell you," said Mrs. Hunkles. as
she let the illustrated paper drop in her
lap, "our Senator is gettin' ter be bigger
In national affairs" What makes you
think SO" These here comic pictures
air making him uslier an uglier."-
Dallas (TeXas) Times Herald.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15

A Superfuity.-M Your pen-wiper
has never been used at all. Little Johnny:
Don't need it; my new pants is black
Street j. Smiths Good News.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15

Very Lad ylike.-First Domestic: Me new
mistress is very lsdylike. Second Domes-
tic. What do you mean by ladylike? First
Domestic: Sure, Oh mare she's different
from most ladies.-New York Weekly.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15

s'HanSon's Magic Corn 8alve."
Warranted to cure money refunded. Ask your
druggist for it Price Is cents.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15

Hegeman's ca mphor lee with Glycerine'
The original and only genuine Cures Chapped HANDS
and Face. Cold Sores Sc. G. e. Clark Co. en.Ct
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15

We think Piso's Cure for Consumption Is
the Only medicine for Coughs.-JENNIK
PACKARD, Springfield, Ills, Oct. 1894.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15
STATE AFFAIRS
And Capital City News Of State
Interest.

Interest
Ape Ia'e Court
The new appellate court judges met
in Topeka and discussed the work which
| awaits them. Judges Carver, Clark and
Gilkeson met in the supreme court room
| and talked over the work OF the court.
Judge johnson will preside over the de-
alterations Of the southern department.
and Judge Gilkeson, being the eldest OF
the three judges in the northern depart
ment, will preside over that court. The
southern department could not be Or
gained until after the legislature closed.
Judges Cole and Dennison are members
of the legislature, and will be compelled
to resign those positions before qualify
ing for the judgeshlps. Judge Gilke-
son has appointed Lochiel Scott, of
Oberlin, a brother of FULLY Scott, as his
stenographer. Judge Carver has ap-
pointed Paul Hurd, of Abilene, as his
stenographer. Judge Clark has appoint
ed NJ. F. Burge. of Topeka, to the posi-
ton in his department. Senator Den
nison has elected Mrs. Emma w.
Grover, of ElDorado, as his stenogra-
pher. and Judge johnson has selected
bis daughter, Miss Alice johnson, to oc-
cupy that position in his division OF the
court. Miss johnson has filled the pO-
sition of clerk of the judiciary commit
tee during the present session OF the
legislature. None OF the clerks OF the
divisions have been appointed. The
judges are consulting with regard to
these appointments and there seems to
be desire on the part of the judges to
select only such clerks as will be agree
able to all members of the court. The
northern department will probably hold
session of court in Topeka in April.
The delayed organization of the south
ern department renders announcements
as to intentions rather uncertain and
for that reason the judges have re-
Trained from making any statements as
to the time they will begin business.
Foard Of E1uca,ion.
Governor Morrill, has appointed the
members of the state board of education
as follows: Prof s. q. Parmeter, of
Baldwin. Miss Mamie G. Anderson, of
Olathe, and Superintendent j. E. klock
of Leavenworth.
The members who step down and out
Of the positions are as follows: Presi-
dent Stryker, of Great Bend Mrs. Lucy
Best, of Labette county, and Professor
A. S. DIN, of Lawrence.
President Fairchild. of the agricul-
tural college, Chancellor Snow, of the
university, and President Taylor of tbs
normal and State Superintendent Stan
ley and the three members appointed
by the governor will now constitute the
board.
Two years ago in the legislature the
question of recognizing other than state
schools in the appointment of members
of the board of education was raised, re-
sulting in the passage of law providing
for the appointment OF three additional
members. This accounts for the in
crease in the membership oi the board.
Topeka's Share.
Senator w. E. Sterne computes the
appropriations that will get into gener
al circulation in Topeka during the next
two years, and they are:
State house $25O.Oc0
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Capsules
All ladies should use them. See adver
tisement in this paper.
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The Evi1a If Poverty.

The Evils of Poverty.
Prison Visitor-My poor man, how did
you get in here?
Convict-Hard luck. didn't manage
to steal enough to fee a first-class law
yer!Truth.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15

II the Baby Is Cutting Teeth.
Be sure and use that old and welltried remedy MRS
wNsLow's SOOTHING SYBrr fer Children Teething-
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-15
TOpaka'S Share.

Senator w. E. Sterne computes the
appropriations that will get into gener-
al circulation in Topeka during the next
two wears. and thew are:
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1895-05-25

To many people Spring and its duties
mean an aching head, tired limbs, and
throbbing nerves. just as the milder
weather comes, the strength begins to
wane and ''that tired feeling" is the
complaint of all.
The reason for this condition is
found in the deficient quality of the
blood. During the winter, owing to
various causes, the blood becomes
loaded with impurities and loses its
richness and vitality. Consequently,
as soon sa the bracing effect of cold
air is lost. there is languor and lack of
energy. The cure will be found In
purifying and enriching the blood.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is the greatest
and best spring medicine because it is
the greatest and best blood purifier.
It overcomes that tired feeling because
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1895-05-25

A NOTABLE reunion of the blue and
the gray will take place when the con-
federate monument at Oakwoods, Chi
cago, is dedicated on Memorial day
Officers who were prominent in the
armies both of the north and the south
will be present and will make the occa-
sion memorable. Several carloads of
flowers will be sent from the south
ern states to decorate the graves of the
6,O00 confederate soldiers who are
buried at Oakwoods. Every effort will
be made to have this the greatest
meeting of officers of the armies of the
north and the south that has ever oc-
CURED.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1895-05-25
ADDITIONAL DISPATCHES

AT the Monongah mine at Wheeling,
w. Va, Pole carelessly ignited a can
of powder and terrific explosion fol-
lowed. The smoke was driven through
the mine and suffocated four miners
and seriously affected quite mum Der
of others.
SEVERE earthquake shocks were ex.
perienced on the evening of the goth al
Sopleto, Italy, town located about 40
miles from Rome Much damage was
done and many houses were injured.
AN engagement disastrous to the
Cuban rebels was fought on the 21st
in eastern Cuba. in which Jose Marti,
who was proclaimed president of the
revolutionary party, was killed, and
his body positively identified.
FIRE broke out in the tobacco and
cigar factory known as the Flor de
Fumas, at Havana, which contained a
large amount of stock, and damage es
timated to the amount of $3.50, 900 was
done. While fighting the fire eighteen
firemen were injured, two of whom
will die.
A TERRIFIC report and conclusion,
which was distinctly felt at San Fran
cisco and at towns around the bay fol-
distance of 10 miles, was caused by an
explosion in the nitro-glycerine and
mixing houses of the California powder
works at Pinola. The crew of the
glvcerine house, five in number, anC
nine Chinese were all killed and theil
bodies scattered in pieces along the
road for mile.
THE county seat fight which ha.
been in progress in Pottawatomie coun
ty, Ok, for some time was reported as
Stunning a bad condition. Both ap
proaches to the courthouse were blown
up by dynamite recently, doing much
damage.
AT the interstate drill at Memphis
Tenn. on the 21st the prizes were
awarded as follows: Class A-Thurstor
rifles, of Omaha. first; Morton cadets
second; Sealey rifles. third Class b
Morton cadets, first; Thurston rifles
second Glass C-Thurston rifles, first
Morton cadets, second The Thurston.
won the Galveston cup.
THE lower house of the Prussian die
on the 2Ist by q vote of 157 to 90 adopte,
the motion of DR.. Arendt, urging tn
government to take steps in favor o
an international settlement of the eur
rency question with the view OF secur
| ing international bimetaliism- TIL,
| house also adopted an amendmen
proposed BY Baron Won Sedlitz, mem
Der of the privy council, that German.
] would only act in the matter in con
nection with Great Britain.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1895-05-25
STATE OF ONO, CRY OF TOLEDO, 1.


FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he fS
the senior partner of the firm of F. J. CHENEY
& Co., doing business in the City of Toledo
County and State aforesaid and that said
firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case of Catarrh that
cannot be- cured by the use of HALL CATARRH
CURE. FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this6thd day of December, "A. D. 1856.
-, a. W. GLEASON,
t5 Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Send for testimonials,
free. FL. CHENEY & Co, Toledo, o.
~ Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills, 25c.