Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-01-17
Let us All laugh.

Let us All laugh.
She innocently)-"La Landscapes! Ma
ture, indeed Why, it's no more like
nature than j am.'-Tid-B Bits.
She-"And what would you be now If
1t weren't for my money! He-"A
bachelor. Pail Mall Budget.
"But what earthly use is it to dis
cover the north pole? | can't see"
at will save future expeditions. "-Har-
pers Bazaar.
"Why so glum?' asked Il friend.
"Aren't you doing a roaring trader"
Eyes. | am admitted the basso "but
it is all on notes "--Cincinnati Tribune.
Lady-"Are you full of gratitude for
that meal | gave you?" Lane Walker
BETTER than that, lady. I'm full of
your splendid hash" -Philadelphia
Record.
Papa-"Where did the count say his
castle was-on the Rhine?" Agnes
yes: on high cliff" Papa-''Guess
it's on high bluff rather. New York
World.
New Boardcr (shivering) -"rhis stove
is too small for this room" Landlady
(kindly)-''So it is. "Ill have it moved
into Il smaller room for you."-New
York Weekly.
CholIy Chumpleigh gloves are
worn in bed at night to make the hands
soft" Miss Coldeal-"Indeed. DO you
wear nightcaps, Mr.. Chumpleigh ?'-
New York Weekly.
"Bcin' funny" said Uncle Ebcn, "am
Sumpin' dat er man hcz ter be mighty
kyahful bout Tain so much in know
in how ez { is III KNOWN When."-
Washington Star.
Little Boy-"IIow old are you?' Miss
Antique (confusedly) should not
ask n lady how old she is Little Boy
-"Oh, Reuse me. How young are
you GOOD News.
Miss Passe-"Don't you consider 1t
unlucky to get married on the thirteenth
of the month"; Miss Rose-"Not so
unlucky rs not to be married at all,
dear."-Boston Courier,
You'll please look over this small BILL"
Exclaimed the dun. The debtor took
it;
And then said he, with weary smile,
I'D rather overlook it,"
Philadelphia Record.
"Why do follow the vocation Of n
wandering tramp?' said the peripatetic
scarecrow IN tell We. marin. A
tramp don't have to pay no tips to
walters" Boston Transcript.
IL, In Il
IF | were man." she replied with Il
determined air, Il think l would dare
anything" Just then n cloud passed
over the moon.-New York Press.
colonel Spouter claims that the
women supported him during his cam
paign. If the men didn't YES; his
wife took in washing and his mother
plain wing"-Bunalo Courier.
Grimes-'I don't believe woman
could be kept from talking during
game of cards, even with n club"
GrumDer- Certainly not. If it happens
to be a whist club."-Butfalo Courier.
Policeman to Wheelman (who is rid
ing on the side path here, young
man. you can't ride there" Cant eh?
Well. you just watch me-" And he shot
out of sight.-The American Wheel
man.
We see all kinds Of books
Those that are stupid and gay
But the --LATEST one we find
Is the pocketbook of to-day.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
'Some women can't believe n word
their husbands say" she remarked.
Well" confided the other. I'm not
quite so badly off us that My husband
talks in his sleep occasionally."-W Wash
ington Star.
Nettie-'What did Mr.. Knowall write
on the card he put in the basket of flow
ers?" Blanche-"For the one / love
best" Nettie-"The horrid creature
has bought them for himself. Chicago
Inter Ocean.
Eenderson-"Evident my friends
think I'm smart, whatever you may
say. | know that whenever | say a
bright thing they remember it for
months" Fogg-'I should think they
might. Boston Transcript.
Frend-"Mercy. don't that drum and
whistle drive YOU almost crazyE Hos
tess-.No. | rather like the noise; you
see we are going to move into the fiat
right above the lady who gave them to
Willie" Chicago Inter Ocean.
II cannot live without you"
The love-lorn sutton sighed;
And could not live with you"
The wealthy maid replied.
New York Morning Journal.
Upton-"Don't you think that Mrs.
Wabash was in rather an unseem1y
hurry to marry after getting her di-
yorce?" Observation-Disclosures, no! She.
waited until the decree was brought
10 her by a messenger boy."-Butfalo
Courier.