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training, especially lions. it is better
policy to be kind. Directly you intro
duce the whip or stick, good-by to
teaching tricks. Marco has been In
training over two years. But here
comes C]yto, who has been with me
five years, and who will presently
wrestle with the lion"
Then there approached a good look
Ing young man, % years of age, clad
In a smart tunic, the left breast of
which was decorated with three or
four medalS-one especially attracted
my attention, as on the reverse side
1t bore the inscription that it wa the
gift of w. E. Gladstone. BY and by
he retired to put on his wrestling suit,
which, l noticed as he entered the
cage, bore In its raggedness unmis-
taxable evidence of the severe con-
tests he had had with the lion.
Before Clyto was within a yard or
two of the cage, the lion appeared
to scent him, was up and alert, and
began to purr round Clyto's legs, as
would a pet cat, OH his entering the
cage. up" said Clyto, and the lion
placed a paw over each of his Shout
ders, with his head dangerously near
his Keepers face. Then the struggle
began. A twist or two, and Civic
had thrown, by a bullock twist, the
Hon on his back on the foor of the
Gen with a thud. A piece of meat
was then the reward of the yanuuish-
ed. Again there was a prolonged
struggle, and this time the lion had
thrown Clyto, and was on top of him.
Clyto lay for a moment quite still.
with the heavy weight of the beast
upon him. Then he began to wriggle
quietly, with the intent evidently to
get from under his load. At last he
got free, and was VI in a trice and
leaned against the bars, painting for
breath. The next feat was getting
the hon to sit on a chair; when
there. Clyto, retired to the other
side of the cage, and placed a piece of
meat in his mouth. Then, with a
jump, the lion sprang on his keeper
and took the beefsteak from his
mouth, but Clyto had the breath
knocked out of him by the heavy
impact of the. beast. Clyto's next be
gan to sweep out the cage. but he
seemed TO are little whether he kept
his face to his charge or not. While
this was being done the lion proceed
ed to play with the chair as a cat
would with a reel of cotton. Evident
ly the show was nearly over; but, be-
fore the keeper left, the lion had got
cheeky and made rather a nasty
charge, and began to wrestle, and so
ardently that Clyto exclaimed:
Come, come! that's enough! This is a
bit too rough. Give over, will you!"
A short struggle her ensued. and
Clyto's head appeared likely to be
bitten off; hut Clyto succeeded in
thro owing the lion off and then dealt
him a backhandsr on the face, by
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-10-31
THE CHANGED RUBJEs.

clever Piece of Substitutfon. and
HI Offender Never DiscoVered-
There seems no end to the curious
stories about Jewels lost and stolen.
One of the latest is that Of Mrs. A
who recently took a pair of large ruby
solltalres to be reset at IS, where
they had been purchased. The morn
ing after the maid brought her tbe
card OF the firm, saying a gentleman
wished to see her, and, on going down
to the drawing room, she found one of
the clerks, who told her that the
stones, which were apparently of great
value, were, in reality, false and
worthless.
Very much agitated over the ipte,li-
gence, Mrs. A asserted that tho
jewels had never left her possession
since their purchase, and claimed that
the fraud must have been perpetrated
before she received them. This. of
course, the firm denied, but the feeling
on the subject became very bitter on
both sides, and detectives were en-
ployed by both to ferret out the mys-
terry. When a former butler of Mrs
A was proved to be a discharged
clerk OF the well known jewellers. tho
Inference was obvious, although no
proof against the man has been found
and the jewels have never been re-,
coVered.-Boston Gazette.
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GREAT BOOK FREE.

When DR.. r. V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y,
published the first edition of his work, The
Peoples Common Sense Medical Adviser,
he announced that after $4,000 copies had
been sold at the regular price, 81. so per
copy, the profit on which would repay him
for the great mount of labor and money
expended in producing it, he would dis
tribute the next half million free. AS this
number of copies has already been sold, he
is now distributing, absolutely free, 100000
fIpss' interest COUPON inngg s and fU pal.
liable common No.111 sense med
the recipient only being required to mail
to him, at the above address, this little
COUPON with tw%enty-one (2I) cents in one
cent stamps to pay for postage and pack
ing only, and the book will be sent by mail.
1t is a veritable medical library, complete
in one volume. 1t contains over Fooo pages
and more than 800 illustrations. The Free
Edition is precisely the same as those sold
at $3.50 except only that the books are
bound in strong MANILA paper covers in
stead of cloth. Send NOW before ali are
given away. They are going off rapidly.
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way Of admonition to better manners,
The keeper then deftly slipped out.
1t was a splendid show.
lis there much danger, Mr.. Cross?'
l asked.
IL think the lion has been too well
trained. However, what risk there is
seems to be appreciated, for / have
noticed that some people come to ev-
cry show, perhaps on the principle
that actuated the conduct of those
who never missed seeing Van Am
burgh of old place his head in the
lions mouth"
People will sure ask me if the lion
is drugged?"
MY best answer is to ask you to
give them the evidence of your own
eyes. If the animal had been so
treated, could he be so alert?'
But how about the claws? Are they
drawn"
For answer Clyto showed me the
lions paws. There could be no doubt
about the power Of his majesty's
claws
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Extraordinary Growth.

The most remarkable instance of a
human beings rapid growth and MA
turity, followed by decline, is one re-
corded by the French academy in 1929.
1t is that of a boy whose voice chang
ed at the age of five; whose height at
six was five feet six inches and whose
beard was then grown, making him
appear to be about thirty. years old.
He had great physical strength and
could easily lift and carry a bag of
grain weighing 200 pounds. His de-
cline was as rapid as his growth. His
hair and beard turned gray when he
was eight years old; at ten he tottered
in his walk, his teeth fell out and his
hands became palsied. He died at
twelve with every sign Of extreme old
age.-London Sun.
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The Man Who Walks.

If a person really wishes to enjoy an
interesting bit of scenery there is but
one way to do it. 1t cannot be done
from the window of a railroad train
nor even from the saddle of a bicycle.
n carriage or a horses back is better
but the best way of all is to use your
own feet. The pedestrian can see a
landscape or other bit of natural
scenery from viewpoints which are
not possible to those who trust to an
artificial conveyance. The longer time
which he will take in coming up to if
gives him a better appreciation of it.
1t grows upon him as 1t gradually gets
within his vision. People who walk
little, miss the least expensive and the
very best means Of outdoor enjoyment.
If Professionalism should become the
fashionable fad that bicycling now is,
1t would be a national blessing.-Ruf.
falo Express.
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A 'as; s ss775 ~ a + s.: i I e;%75 4 FL
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A National pedfrree.

1t was a very hot day, and when
Mr.. Dunnigan happened to meet his
daughter with her friend he, wishing
to do the polite thing, invited them
to have some ice cream, an invitation
which was at once accepted. When
they were seated at the table In the
ice cream parlor Mr.. Dunnigan, ad-
dressing his daughters friend, affa-
bly, inquired: can pilot koind will
yez have, me dear?"
81 will take some orange ice," she
replied.
Mr.. Dunnigan's brow darkened and,
glaring at the young lady malevolent-
ly, he Numbered: CAV yez do, yell
arder it yerself."
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KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more. promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax
ative; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Go. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being we'll informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
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what fool gave you a book on that
card?' asked the library official.
"Why, it was a mean looking fellow
about-why, it vas you"
That is as bad as what happened to
Horace Greeley day.
He wrote a note to a friend, and
when the boy delivered it the man
looked at it and handed it back, say
ing, soto voco. Il can't read the ID
FOOLS writing
The boy took the note back to Gree
ley, who hastily opened it, and, not
being able to read it, said:-
Here, take this back and tell the
ID fool l can't read his writing"
"That's what he said," remarked the
oy.
"What!" aghast.-Peck's Sun.
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The Gas Question.

Laura" said the young lady's
mother, not unkindly, at seems to me
you had the gas turned rather low
last evening""
ut was solely for economy, mann
ma" the maiden answered.
There is no use trying to beat the
gas company, my daughter. l have
noticed that the shutting off of the
gas is always followed by a CORE
spending increase of PRESSURE"
"Well, that lessons the waist, doesn't
it, mamma. dear?" replied the artless
girl.-Memphis Scimitar.
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MI. Jonathan Bates-My dear, l in
tend to bring home tomorrow to din
ner a young fellow who would make
q good match for our Maria. He has
a good business, his looks are good
and his manners agreeable. There is,
however, one unfortunate thing about
him.
Mrs. Bates (nee O'Flaherty)-And
what's that?
Mr.. Bates-Well, you see, he's a
founding and hasn't really got a
name.
Mrs. Bates-Thin don't bring him
here. Niver shall it be said that 1
had a son-in-law who could only
write anonymous letters.-Judy.
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At Bath

Marie-That actress says that she
always puts her diamonds on when
she takes a bath. Do you suppose she
is afraid they will be stolen?
Hills-No; it's force of habit with
her. She's so used to putting them in
soak, you knOw.-TOledo Blade.
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well, what do you want sonny?'
asked the grocer.
II most forgot what m sent
me for replied the perpleXed little
boy on the outside of the counter, "but
l think it's a can of condemned milk"
Chicago Tribune.
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Outciassed.

Patrick Regain had a face on him
that, as he had once remarked him
self, was an "otfincc to the land
scape." Next to his nominees his
poverty was the most conspicuous
part of him. The other morning a
neighbor me- him, when the following
colloQuy ensued:
An how are We, Pat?'
"Moishty bad, i~ntoirely. It's shtar-
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-10-31

Here are the names of the abominable
trio that compose it, hated and abhorred
by man and woman ind-dyspepsia, bilious
ness and constipation. What is the most
successful way to attack and squelch these
united monsters? Take Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters, and they will pull up stakes and
make tracks for parts unknown, leaving
no trace behind. The Bitters also exter-
inmates malaria, rheumatic and kidney
trouble and nervous ailment.
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Mother-"What is that TO MS ,"


Mrs. Houlihan-Sure, Teddy, it's
costin' your sowl more to shave yure-
self than it would cost yure pocket to
pay for a barber.
Mr.. Houlihan (slashing himself
again-Begorra, if it wuz a barber
that We're cuttin' me this way, it's
lucky Old be to get off wild a life sen.
tence.-TeXas Siftings Library.
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most COM
ing and val
sense med
published
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Modern COnveniences.

Little Girl lin church)-"Wby does
so many people put those little en-
yelopes OF tn contribution plate?"
Little Boy-''Them's to keep the pen
MES from making so much noise."-
New York Weekly.
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1t is not generally known that, size
for size, a thread of spider silk is de-
cidedly tougher than a bar of steel
An ordinary thread will Dear a weight
of three grains. This is Just about 30
per cent stronger than a steel thread
of the same thickness.
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The N~eighbOrs Know,

Hobson-I understand your daugh-
ter is taking great pains with her
singing.
The Poor Father-"Taking" is not
the word; giving is more like it.
Erie Messenger.
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Feline Amenities.

Miss Oldcash-Julia, dear, I'm going
to give such a novel birthday party.
I've invited a guest for every year of
my life. Won't it be just lovely!
Miss Passee-Yes, but where will
you find room for them all.
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He Could Stand Termination.

$40 you think, sir" said the girls
mother, that you would have the pa
tience and forbearance to be a kind
husband!"
Madam" replied the young man in
earnest tones. 81 can put a fourteen
and a half stand-up collar on a No. Is
shirt without saying a strong word"
And she consented to the match at
Once.-Household words.
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Could Sympathize with Her.

Irate Wife appearing al head of the
stairs)-I think it's shameful. Here
have been sitting up till nearly 3
O'Clock! I'm quite dizzy from
Hubby-Zhat's funny, m'dear. Just
shame way-hic-m'shelf!
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Unexpectedly Handy,

North Side Conductor-Diversey
street!
Stranger with valise)-Divorcing
street? Hold on! Stop the car! This is
where L want to get out!-Chicago
Tribune.
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Quick to See a Thing.

Miss Coygirl-Jack Softleigh told me
last night that l ought to accept him
because he was willing to prove his
love for me.
Her Friend-What did you say?
Miss Coygirl-I said l couldn't see
it in that light.
Her Friend-Then what did he say?
Miss Cowgirl = Nothing. He just
turned the light out.-Philadelphia
Record.
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Not That Kind of a Time.

81 see that they've nominated Coxey
for governor of Ohio" said one eX-
common Wealer.
yes" said the other, "but we won't
have no such walking ez we had last
summer.'-WashingtonS Star.
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without n Jury.

Here is a cigar" said the dealer,
''tllat I would like you to give a trial"
"All right" said Watts. "Hand it
over
what do you think of it," asked the
dealer.
at doesn't deserve a trial. said
Watts; sit ought to be lynched."-In.
dianapolis Journal.
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When the Band Began to Play.

"Those two pugilists had a lively
setto last night" remarked the sporty
citizen.
81 didn't see it," was the reply. 81
was there, but l thought the fun was
pretty SLOW"
80, it was after that hat the scrap
occurred. They got into a disagree
ment over the gate receipts."-Wash-
ington Star.
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His American Wife

He contemplated her fixedly, and
when he spoke there was a thrill of
pity in his voice.
My hand is yours" he faltered,
""but my heart is %anOther's.'
His American wife waved her far
%languidly.
I'll buy or SELL" she rejoined.
Pressing his hand to his brow, His
Grace the Duke rang frantically for
ice water and a straw, struggling in
the meanwhile to collect a few
thoughts.-DetrOit Tribune.
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In LOnlOn's Fog.

Driver of Bus Ito conductor, whom
he called up)-Jim, tn OF gent behind
s just fell hoff.
Conductor-All right, Bill. 'E's paid
is fare.-Tid-B Bits.
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Fashionable ANYHOW.

First Clerk-That's all the thanks
a fellows gets. Here I've had my paw
reduced after making a horse of NV.
self.
Second Clerk-Well, there's one sat
isfaction to you. Docked horses are
considered extremely stylish.-Boston
Transcript.
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Inkleigh-Did you read that last
story of mine?
Pushpen-I did.
Inkleigh-Well, I'm going to write
an article on how l came to write it.
Pushpen savagely)-By George! If
you do, I'll write an article on how !
came to read it.
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walton that's shtarin' me in the face"
us that so? Sure, an 1t can't be
very pleasant for ayther of yez."-
London Sporting Times.
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The Little Gardener,

"Wby Wilbur, what are you doins p
asked Wilbur's father IS ne saw the
boy burying his little engine in the
ground.
rs plantin' this engln," said Will
bur. Il want a lot more of EN-, AMI
Is plantin' zis one SOS wen have an
engine ree."-Harper's.
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Knew His Fate

Uncle Ned-Been fishing, Johnny?
JOhnny-Yes, sir.
Uncle Ned-Catch anything?
Johnny-No; but | will when l get
home.-RoXbury Gazette
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No Enthusiasm.

First Anarchist-'Vy you adjourn 70
zoon at dot dynamite clup last night?"
Second Anarchist-"Dere vas no en-
thusiasm."
wat? No enthusiasm vor liperty,
equality und fraternity?"
Not a pit. We run out of PEER
New York Weekly.
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As Good as His Word.

Mr.. Hayseed lin city hoteD-Wcll. l
guess you'll have to blow out the gas,
Mandy.
Mrs. Hayseed-Why, Josiah?
Mr.. Hayseed-The porter made me
promise not to do it.-Life Calendar.
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Nerve RestOrer. No Fits after the first da - {
Marvelous cures. Treatise and 81 trial bot Tie free +
Ell Leases. Send to Dr. Kline.93 Arch ST., phila., Ia.
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HALLS CATARRH CURE is a liquid and is
taken internally, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system, Write for
testimonials, free. Manufactured by
/ F.. j. CHENEY g. 70. Toledo, o.
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Second Summers Summer Girl.

He-You remember that cookbook
ing Tom Marker you Tilted last sum
mer?
She-Certainly l do.
Ife-Ie will be here tomorrow.
She firmly)-Well. he'd better not
give me another chance this summer.
-Iiarper'S Bazaar.
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Retaliation.

Get Hindercorns End use 1t
IT you want to realize the comfort of being without
corns. 1t takes them out perfectly l5c at druggists.
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Piso's Cure for Consumption relieves the
most obstinate coughs.-Rev. D.. Buch-
mueller, Lexington, Mo, Feb. "a. "a.
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SOME SHORT LAUGHS.
LIES BRIGHT SIDE AS SEEN BY
THE HUMORIST,

A Little Merriment Is n Good Lubrf-
cant to Make the Wheels of Life
Hun Easily and SmOOthIy-GIean-
ings From Exchanges.
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Cleared
couldn't be cOnyicted?"

Couldn't be convicted?"
"No.'
"After a dozen people saw him kill
the man?''
Yes. You see. no women brought
him flowers in his cell"
Moreover, N must be presumed ill.,
nocent until one is proved guilty
Detroit journal.
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A performing dog, which has been trained
10 play a piano, Is to be seen at the AL
hambra, London.
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The reviying powers Observation-Disclosures
render IL lndlspens able in every home. Stomach
troubles, colds and every form of distress yield to it.
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A Grand Old Woman.

Baroness Burdett-Coutts gave a gar
den party recently for the members Of
the International Geographical con-
gress at her residence. Holly Lodge,
and after receiving her guests on the
lawn she entered a tiny chaise drawn
by a pony and made the tour of the
grounds. The baroness is a very won
derful old lady, close on eighty years
of age, but she begins to feel the hand
OF time, and copies this original mode
of conveyance to relieve her of the
fatigue of standing from the queen,
who has a similar pony chaise to go
about in. A tall footman holds the
pony's bride and guides the little
beast wherever his mistress desires to
go. 1t is said on one occasion the en-
tire equipage* mounted the steps Of
the lodge and landed the baroness
within her own hall door.-Boston Her.
aid.
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Sweet Girl Gin Photographic gallery
L wish you wouldn't put that big
camera so close to me.
IhotOgraDher-DOn't you want the
picture cabinet size?
Sweet Girl-Yes, but l don't want
the freckles cabinet size.
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Boarder Observation-Disclosures is no
foreign substance in this coffee is
there?
Laudlady-Um-er-well. I'm afraid
there is, sir. The spoon in it is a sou.
venir from India, | believe.
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to the Same Thing.
Mr.. Bilkins-What a sad face that
woman has!
Mrs. Bilkins--Yes, poor thing. She
has either loved and lost or loved and
got him.-Harrisburg Telegraph.
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He-I have been thinking about
what [ should give you as a present,
and | came to the conclusion thai a
Dresden china shepherd and shep-
herdess would be very pretty.
She-Rut we have a pair already in
the dIa wing room.
He-We had, but l have accidently
knocked them down and smashed
them.
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An Age.

Father docking over the paper)-
"MOIe bad news. A hitherto unknown
frog pond has been discovered in Cen
trail Africa
Mother-"What is that to u.s."
Father-"What is that to us? 1t
means that every one of our eight
children will have to have a new and
revised edition of Highprice's Geogra.
phy."-New York Weekly.
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In the Light of Woman's wit,

He struck a match on his heel to
use in lighting her lamp when he
Remarked:
You are as spry as a cat, arn't
you?'
"Do you think SOP" he murmured
in a pleasant tone.
Eyes, you light on your feet, you
knOW."-Wheel.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-10-31

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