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sSi s TiSsn crcpon White Black: ana
ali colors. CSC. quality -. sc. the yarn'
Heaviest-Silk Betting Ribbon :lsc the pe.t:
Every Shade, Black and White, hesvs
All-Silk Satin Ribbon, sIeamer WIZ. a'
Belts and Silver Belt Buckles.
Select your Buckles and Belt
ing-there's the assortment here.
Wen make it up while you're
looking around the store. Ready
Made Belts, if you want 'em.
Ladies' Waists on Main Floor.
Making things more conven-
lent for you here all the time,as
time grows apace you'll see big
improvements. This one saves
you the climb up stairs.
Boys Clothing.
It's the Boys Day here Satur-
day. Here's three or four sug-
gestions that show we're think
ing about them:
Wash-Suits from 45c. to N:io'
cloth suits from $50 TO &:C r
little BOYS Fancy Suits. $50 10 $""'
Siraw-Hats, 25c. to $l.O. o..
1000 White-Duck Tam-o' Shanters, &C
Atwood Pants. Doc.
Mems Wants.
They're as complete here as an
out-and-out Mems Furnishing
Store. There's a difference,
though-that's the price.
Best Bleached Jeans Drawers.........'i5
De JoinyilIe Ties. sensation-creators..I &c.
75c. Percale Shirts ........:............0 oc.
White All-Wool Crochet-Riobed sweaters
Finest Worsted Sweaters. Garnet. Blue,
and Black ..........-.-.-... ..s-......e -
Negligec Shirts. made OF Gamers percaie,
with two separate collars and separate
cuffs. including a TIE TO MATCH..N
Trunks, Lace Curtains, Oil
Cloths, Carpets, Mattings, Shoes.
Books, Baby Carriages, Wash
Goods, Soaps, Perfumes, Toilet
Articles, Stationery, Fans.
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Weather Prediction: To-day VIII pfooao'y DC 'A'''
The Town In Our Store (!

Seemed 40 yesterday-every corner found It's tnrons
herseven the newborn Book Department was anve d -.
at e With such Saturday Saving suggestions THIS o"sn "
t. the busiest dav we've known this week.
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THE COHEN CO.
FOR EXCHANGE.

WE HAVE 5000 OF HGG-GRAnE
CIGARS % retail. for cents 80 ~ pr
go 10 exchange for farms. bu l1'ne Jog.
or good equity -ity or suburban urorr4t
We exchange FOR horses. hneflc>. hlai.-
hold goods. r. anythins % value
RICHMOND SPECIALLY co.
No. 90 ess; Main street.
nv u.i0t Richmond. Va
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YOU ARB A PARTNER
THE PEOPLES STORE

Say what shall be and what not
and your whim and need enttt
you to a change-a new benefit.
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THE TOWER,
Julius Sycle & Sons,
COR. SECOND AND BROAD.
Prices to Interest You:

Book-Muslln. Black. Gray. and White
........ ..... ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS LIT.
Large-Sizc Bingham Aprons ..........ioc.
Buttermilk- Soap. cakes................loc
Outings. dark and light grounds lie.
Best-Quallty Percales. all styles....s lie.
Belt-Buckles. good styles................5c
Belt-Buckles. good tyles.................Nc Nc.
Belt-Buckles, in novelties ....loc. 10 15c.
Gentlemcn's Good Quality Socks........5c.
Gentlemen's Seamless Socks............l0c.
Gen;lemen's Seamless Socks........l2 i-2c.
Novelty Paper-Fans ....5. $. 10, and l5c.
Novelty Fans .........-..-...-..........
Mems Balbriggan irts..................2Jc
Superior Gentiemen's Night-Rohes. zoe.
Jaconets. all styles. i-3c.
Ladies' Ready-Made Wrappers. .75c.
Ladies' Good-Quality Under-Vest..s l-3c.
Ladies' Duck Vests .....................H. .
Fruit Cotton. yard-wide. .................7c.
Boys Shirt-Waists, fast colors.......l5c.
Boys Shirt-Waists, superior quality. 25c.
We are showing Lightweight Corseis.
Ribbons all shades-we are showing
complete assortment OF cOlors and
widths.
Chemisettes. plain and pleated bosom. lie.
Chemisettes. in Blue. Black. and Red &c.
Gentlemen's Large-Size Handkerchief. DC.
I.arga-Size Linen TC.yels................1oc
Ladies' Shlrt-Buttons. Cun- Buttons. COL
lar-Buttons. complete set. all styles.
silver, gold black. and pearl....... .25c.
Ladies' Stylish Shirt-Waist. sim collar
and ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
Perfumeries. best odor. an ounce......25c.
Iarge-Size Leather-Trunks.. 5.l2
Linen Handkerchiefs ................l2 lie.
We handle Thayer's Baby-Carriages--
they are said TO be the best. Come and
see them.
WASH-GOODS.
Pretty and dainty styles..............S l-3c.
Best-Quality Organdies................
THE TOWER.
JULIUS SYCLE q SONS,
Corner Second and Broad.
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be the busiest day we've known
Parasols.
Some sample lots arrived just
in the nick of time to give an im,
petus to our Summer Parasoi
business.
n .arnles in Solid Black. White. ana
fancy coiors. no two alike, sz''o 70 " qu'"
''eess SAMPLES e S to SO qualities. for $50;
Nayy.Blue Gloria Umbrellas. covers ana
,asseis. with prettily -decorated Dresden
ball handIes-a full a;IS 9ualityIi,or . III
cover and tassel. with the finest twisted
handles-a 81 quality-for $50.
A Flowery Doorway.
Look in-vou'll see an array of
Artificial Flowers all marked
plainly at tempting prices. For
instance:
Jet spangle Aigrettes. "a to the bunch
900 others. II and isc. the bunch)
Large Roses ...............25c. the buncn.
Silk Roses. ................l5 he the 6unsn;
i dozen Spray Lilies Of the h Naiisy
6 Large Daisies. .......... 15c. the bunch.
2 dozen Spray Hyacinths. .zsc. the bunch.
/ gross OF Buttercups ......:....:..'; los
9 Spray Forget Me- Nots. .Nc. the punch
l dozen Spray Blue Bells. .lsc the punch
I dozen Cowslips .......... 2oc the pui, III
Feather Mercury Wings.............'.'.is
All-SiIk Ribbons.
Here's the result that Ribbon
knowledge and close buying at a
receivers sale in New York
brought you. Not a penny exer-
CATION. Departments near the
entrance-step in from the street
and look it over.
4-inch-wide Taffeta. all colors ana "a, w yard
Sc. quality $500. .lsc. the "a 20,
5-inch- wide Satins. all colors, SIC. quan.y'
4 i-2-inch-wide Figured Dresden. eoe'
quality ....,....... 80. :. ,o'e. ~ o.e
4-inch-wide Figured Dresden. ribbed. Ssd'
quality ..................'Zoc 'he S"''
|@M :|:|!3:
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STATIONERY.

STATIONERY.
Real Linen Wuting Paper. ruled
and plain, commercial anj octave,
ar loc. pound package--aotreiiy
until II o'clock.
See the best PaperBdck Library
in tie city IT zoe. a volume ana
you can match the Book here i1t
sc.-I64 good tite>.
We are not offering the cheapest
Silk Glove on the market 1T 2sc.,
but the best.
S-Button Suedes, Ia TIns and No.c.
N.25 value. FOR Saturday C.ly. t.
Lemon-ColOrod. WIFI black stitching
the Glove fad-N15.
Spring aud summer Gloves 30 al lt.
srable shades 81
Black, White, ana Corn-Co'ored
krinkIed Ribbons, glaze effects, ,
inches vide, occ. value. ,9t. a
yard.
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Ladies' Silk Ties.

Ladies Extra-Long SILK Tecks-
Only 25c. each.
Ladies Extra-Lons Tecks and Four
in-Hands--
Soc. each.
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Ladies' Vests,

A lot Of Ladies' Ribbed Vests In
small sizes-just the thing for a miss
or small lady. Owing To all the
medium and large sizes being sold,
We offer the balance to-day at
&c. each.
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Ladies' corsets in all the popular
makes and shapes. in the largest va
riety ever shown in this city.
Corset Waists for Ladies, Misses.
ana Children. In all grades and
styles.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-05-11

HORSES. MULES, cows, Ac.
FOR SALE, THoRoUGHBRED AB-
DELkADER MARE. 4 years old Light
sosrei. A fine jumper and excellent sad
dter. Can be seen al
LOvENSTEIN6 STABI.Ea.
my io-at ~ north Fifth street.
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Corsets.

Ladies Summer ventilating Cor
sets. good shape. and very comfort
able for warm day
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ITEMS Shirts.
Mems Colored-Bosom Shirts open
back
Mems Colored- Bosom Shirts, open
back and front
Mems Unlaundered White Shirts
linen bosoms. every part made to mt
and wear
so. 73c., $500.
Mems 'Colored- Bosom Laundered
shirts-two of the best values Of the
season.
Mems Negligee Shirts. the genuine
Brokaw goods. noted for fit and
wuar-
Underwear.
Mems Jeans Drawers. with double
stayed SEAMS
Mems Jeans Drawers, with elastic
seams-something new
Mems Gauze Shirts. good material
and well made
23. 81 L., soc.
Collars and Cuffs.
Mems Collars and Cuffs in ell the
new shapes. and the best goods for
the price made
Coilars-I2 I-2. 10 2-3. 25c.
CuGs-I5, 20. rs. 35c.
Neckwear.
100 dozen MEMS Neckwear In silk
Bows. Scarfs, and Four-in-Hands-
equal 90 the usual SOC. goods
25c.
Grass Ties. Lawn Bows, and String
Ties. IN all grades and prices.
Ladies' Vests.
A lot Of Ladies' Ribbed Vests in
small sizes-just the thing for a miss
or small lady. Owing 10 all the
medium and large sizes being sold.
we OFFER the balance to-day at
&c. each.
Ladies' Silk Ties.
Ladies' Ex,ra-Long SILK Tecks-
Only zoe. each.
Ladies Extra-Lons Tecks and Four
in-Hands--
soc. each.
Corsets.
Ladies Summer ventilatlng Cor
sets. good shape. and very comfort
able for a warm day
5Oc.
Ladies' corsets In all the popular
makes and shapes. in the largest va
riety ever shown in this city.
Corset Waists for LADIES, Misses.
and Children. in all grades and
styles.
Boys Shirt-Waists.
A new line. See our styles at
70, b. so, s5c.
Toilet Goods.
We are Offering a very complete
line OF Soaps. Perfumes. Toilet Wa
tiers. Toilet Powders. Bay Rum. Hair
Brushes. Combs. sponGes Bath
Brushes, etc. at lower prices than
you usually ind these goods offered.
Fans.
We have opened a special depart
ment for Fans where you will ma
Folding Jap Fans. from Sc. TO q.oo:
Flat Jap Fans and Palm-Leaf Fans
In all shapes and sizes at very low
prices.
The FourQurean-Pri Company.
3. Fl. SPENCE
TRUNK
FACTORY.
Wrong Side Broad and Eighth.
-AUNKa hon SOC. 70 ESQ
Al se0es - eoss " give - ~ ssssssaA
"
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GENTLENENs FURNISHINGS

From II tore O'Clock:
IS dozen Mems SILK reck ana
Four-in-Hand Scarfs, IS ana .57l5t.
values. will be sold at Sc. ldte>i
style and shades.
Mems and Boys Sweaters Do
white and soIld shades-5oc. grade
will be sold for 25c. each betweea
tie hours OF ; and 5 o'clock.
SOC. Feather Busters for 49,.
on SALE 1890 TO i22o.
90 Extra Quality Turkey Feather-Dus
tiers, long ebony handles. sell cyery
where at Doc; FOR two hou.s. &c.
Book-SheIveS. 25c.
Attractive Book-Cablnets. strongly
made. three shelves, maple nnish-a
&c. article-at lc. on SALE AL
DAY.
Sale 9:5o 10 I:
loo Rolls Perforated Tollet-Pa f.l
cOunt-eyeTyWhere Sc pr rOii-at -c
Clear-Crystal Berry-Sets. scalioped edge.
richly designed patterns. with pste1i
star bottom, pieces. bowl and SIS
ssucers-y QUIZ need them Soon
regular 1jc setter 10 CENTS
AT y CENTS-51 dozen Finest Cars
haf-China Cuspaf0res. regular s.1.
nand decoration-ijc. g00ds-52c.
AT a.6j-Genuinc Bamboo BOok-Sttufs
shelves. fancy sides. q incnes O. D.
positively az A. articla-for 81 %.
AT S.1J-G Handsome Baby-Earriarr.
fancy design. nicely upholstered. De.t
running gear-resular $50 Caring
for s3.7E.
25 Hardwood Ice-Chests patent drip
ripe-S.D yslue-for N.i5.
AT S.J SET-Finf st-QuaHty English
Porcelain Dinner and fea-set Serve
li2 pieces. dainty floral decorsuor-
good value for si2-for four hour 3 10
AT - CENTS SET Best White Amer
can Porcelain Wa sh-BOwls aui
Pitchers-woFth 1875.
Slop-Jdrs. FOR above. ~ only. Of &c.
Sale 1890 TO 2:5o:
Bsst White American Porcelain Tsa
Cups and Saucers--ell everywhere ~
. dOzen-hetRfeu above hours. 90
set-5 Cups. = sauccrs-fCr iIc.
Also. betwe same nOIrs--D MiN
Pitchers. decoration and shape his
Glaze. genuine Bayarian china. ana
worth TIC. for Il.
Sale 1890 10 1870;
Fancy Embossed Walters. silver
effect family size for one hour.
CENTS
Novslty Bread-Pans. family size. made
OF heavy tin. az 2 CENTS.
Spout -Pot-StTslnefs. AZ Is.
Cake-Turners, e..
Wire Stockholders al g..
No. 5 Heavy REFINED Preserving kei-
ties AZ r.,
Bfst Pie-Tins az e.
i-Quart covered Buckets. &c.
2-Quart Coffee Pots al &c.
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WHITE BEDSPREAUS.

Another worthy sllein the l.nsa
Department At gSc. each.
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All letters and kilograms must be ad-
dressed to THE DISPATCH COMPANY.
Rejected communications will not be re-
HurreS
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i.2-incb.wide crepon, white, Black. and
ali colors. CSC. quality -. &c: the yara'
Everv Shade. Black and White, Heavy
Ail.Sllk Satin Ribbon, stresmer WIDTH
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Neckwear.

Bows. Scarfs, and Four-in-Hands--
equal 20 the usual SOC. goods
25c.
Grass Ties. Lawn Bows, and String
Ties. IN all grades and prices.
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We have opened special depart
ment for Fans. where you will ind
Folding Jap Fans from Sc. to MO-:
Flat Jap Fans and Paim-Leaf Fans
in all shapes and sizes At very low
prices.
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Collars and Cuffs.

Mems Collars and Cuffs in ell the
the price made
COilars-I2 I-2. 10 2-3. 2Jc.
CuGs-1J, 20. 25, 35c.
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Boys Shirt-Waists.

we are Offering very complete
line Of Soaps. Perfumes. Toilet Wa
tiers. Toilet Powders. Bay Rum. Hair
Brushes, Combs. sponges. Bath
Brushes, etc. at lower prices than
you usually ind these goods offered.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-11-14

large pepper tree in the jail yard 'front.'
ing the window of the cell and the court
room. They were members of the
vigilance committee, had no faith evil
IDENTIFY in the deputy or guard and ex-
pectcd something to happen. About
midnight, just as a dark cloud over
shadowed the waning moonlight, the
window sash was stealthily raised and
something white was dropped to the
ground within a few inches of the graf
ing of the cell. With short stick the
inmates could have reached the hand
kcrchief. But evidently they did not
see the signal, or perhaps they were
asleep. One of the men under the pep
per tree Immediately climbed over the
fence and captured the signal handller-
chief. In it was 4 pebble, around which
Il note was tied. 1t tread:
Dear Woozy: Have arranged every
thing; your brother Bill gave me a re-
yolver. We will make the sheriff open the
door, so MS to save him. Courage!
Wooten viii have horses here before day
light. JENNIE, the Drover."
The committees captain was awal-
cned and notified of the plot. A squad
of mounted men were sent out on the
IIolcombc Valley road to intercept
their ally, Wooten, and also to secure
the crafty Woozy. The Jail was sur
rounded by armed men. The two men
under the pepper tree watched develop
mcnts. Finally they saw two forms
issue from the courtroom-a woman
following n man, pointing a pistol at
his head. The man seemed to walk
along very willingly. On nearing the
Jail door the woman looked around,
and both halted. Wooten had not ar
rived, yet he may be near, she evidently
thought, and, when the pistol shot was
fired to save the officer from suspicion,
he would come up, and they could
mount and be far away before other
officers could arrive.
The door swung open, the four
thieves came out and the signal shot
was fired. The men under the tree had
given the silent signal, and the guard
line was drawn closer.
AS Jenny fired the signal she ex-
claimed to her coDfcderates: run for
the horses,"
Not having received the note they did
not understand the plot. AT this mo-
mcnt Il dozen men who had crawled
alon" on the grass arose within few
feet of the gang, and, presenting their
revolvers, demanded: Hands up, all of
you!"
"You have betrayed us." exclaimed
the now thoroughly mystiied Woozy,
and snatching the revolver from the
hand of his mistress shot her dead.
The records do not show what be-
came of the four men.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-11-14
JENNIE WAS VERY BAD.
AS Horse Thief She Once Was
Known All Over the West.
While Trying to Effect jail De-
livery She Was Shot Dead by the Lead
of tine Gang, Who Charged
Her with Treachery.

Away back in the seventies, when the
old Mormon town of San Bernardino,
otherwise "Bcrdoon," was almost Who'll
ly settled by Mormons, the valley was
overrun by horse thieves. They opcr-
ated in bands, writes Il Cincinnati En-
qGirer correspondent from Los Angeles,
Cal, and brought the stolen horses to
the city to sell to teamsters engaged in
hauling supplies to the mines on the
edge of the Moiave desert, and to sell
to travellers passing through.
Ranchers in the vicinity of Los An
gclcs, who had suffered by these raids,
organized n committee of vigilance, and
captured one of these bands, which had
camped in grove by the banks of
creek, within a mile of the village. The
band was surprised one sultry after
noon-all being asleep under the invit
ing shade of the large live oak trees.
Some of the committee proposed hang
ing the thieves, as there were several
nice projecting limbs which offered
such good opportunity. But they were
lodged in the village Jail.
The leader began to cry, and it was
discovered that she was a woman.
She was then placed upstairs in the
courtroom, Immediately over the cell
containing the four men, her confed-
crates. She was guarded by deputy
sheriff locally known as "Wolscy," who
sat on the outside at the door.
Jenny was a fearless rider and fire.
quently rode through the streets of San
"Berdoon" at full gallop, with a re-
volver swung round her waist. She
lived in Ilolcombe valley, on the Wor-
ley ranch, where she herded cattle,
being in some way related to the owner
of the ranch, who was member of the
Mormon church. She was an expert
with the lariat and good shot with the
revolver. She was called "Wild Jenny"
and it was not supposed generally that
she was anything else than a wild,
harum-scarum cattle drover, the prinl-
tive new woman of the valley.
During the night of their imprison-
mcnt two men stood in the shadow of a
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-11-14

egotism or lack of refinement. In these
days, when Chesterfield's letters can be
had for a dime, such things are mex
cusable.
Whenever a mans hosiery is fanci-
fully dotted with all the colors of the
rainbow, he will avail himself of every
opportunity to pull up his trousers
when he sits down, in order to display
the gay patterns. 1t is significant and
appropriate that only cheap socks and
stockings are thus variegated. Some
men can never be made to understand
that women alone may be pretty and
wear things because they are pretty.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-11-14

Friday.-Refnemen is self-abnega,
ton, according to Rendn, and he says
he got the idea from his sister. What
a world of meaning there is in the
aphorism. Alton, who dropped in to
see me, has put me in mind of it. There
is no self-abnegation about Alton. He
is rich, and his dress and his manner
show it. l do not mean that the man is
strident and egotistical. Alton is
gentleman, but ] will try TO explain the
subtle nature of his lack of refinement.
He dresses exquisitely. No one at the
club can afford to be quite so elegant as
he. Are we all seated about the open
CRATE fire, discussing the manly things
they discuss at clubs? In comes Alton.
He is dressed to perfection. You can
see at glance that his clothes are four
times as costly as those of the rest of
us. Then, too, his rig will appear be-
fore the club house, now and then. His
horses and his harness, his tigers livery
and the rest, are so vastly superior to
anything we can afford that the con-
trast afflicts us cruelty. In ever so
many other ways the man robs us of our
ease of mind. His politeness is so very
polite that our plain cordiality appears
plebeian and familiar by contrast. No
matter how thoroughly our camarade-
rie, Alton freezes it when he comes in.
do not mean that he is snob. Far from
that, he is courteous even to poor, de-
plorable Jawkins, who looks, OH so
cheap, when Alton is nigh. 1t seems TO
the fiamboyant Difference of the man.
Saturday. don't understand under
wear this autumn and winter The
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-11-14

IS SoMEBo DY's Jawkins. / ! k e
VALET" Jawkins. He is a
gentleman. His finger nails and his
ears and his linen are always clean.
Jawkins is poor. My income is three
times his, but he has everything have.
He has dress suits, hunting coats, opera
hats and n bicycle. / sold my horse
when | bought a bicycle, but Jawkins
has not sold his horse, and from what
know of him he doesn't propose tos
Now, it is difficult for me to maintain
my style of living. How much more
difficult it must be for Jawllins. Many
fellows wonder how he does it, Iknow.
He goes in for shoddy.
To illustrate. Jawkins' dress suit is
of the cheapest. His shirts are of mean
muslin. His neckwear is of such poor
quality that a messenger boy would
hesitate to wearit. His bicycle is obso-
lete. In word, everything about Jaw
kins is cheap. There is no logical rea-
son for this. Jawkins could afford to
wear costly clothes if he would but re-
frain from beating his income out thin,
and spreading it out over so many
things. 1t is absurd in him to indulge
In an opera hat and hunting breeches.
The money he puts into these things
would, if added to the price of his other
clothing, procure for him dress suit fit
for a gentleman to dine in. JawlSins
should make up his mind that to do
few things well is better than to do
many things ill. He is ungracefully
poor. He won't say to himself that he
can't afford some things. However,
Jawkins is not useless. He is valuable
as warning. Whenever I am tempted
to indulge in cheap extravaganza, L will
think of Jawkins and refrain.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-11-14

Husband Ufuriously) y)-IIere's bee t
mcsrscnaum pipe broIlen How in the
name OF sense did that happen?
Wife, don't know, except that when
got up This morning | found your
meerschaum pipe in the front hall,
and your oycrshocs on the purlor man
tel-picce.
Husband (mildly) - Oh, well, acci
dents will happen. | presume there
has been an earthquake or something
IN. Y. Weekly,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-11-14
Dancer Si02aI$

More than half the 0ieiiws Of ccpsHmb-
hoR do not knosp Tier haze ii. Hereis 4 list
of symptoms by which consumption can
certainly be detected -
CoHgb, one or two slight efforts on
rising, occurring during the day and fire.
quently during the night.
Short breatbWg after eXertion.
TgbtHess Of fbs.cbesf.
Omck bnlss, especially noticeable in the
evening and after full meal
Cbiiiiness in the evening, followed by
Slight fevv,
Prsbnation toward morning and
Pale face and langh7d in the morning.
Loss Of ufahtp.
If you have these symptoms, or any of
them, do not delay. There are many
preparations which claim to be cures, but
DR.. TtEsr's english Remedy for Consumption
has the highest endorsements, and has
stood the test of years. 1t will arrest con-
sumption in its earlier stages, and drive
away the symptoms named 1t is manu-
featured by the ACker Medicine Co., 10
and is Chambers ST., New York, and sold
by all reputable druggists.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-11-14

t h i nix an yon eTHE MoNoCULE OUT.
would understand how inconsistent
that is. Three men with canes and
without gloves have passed my window
in the last half hour.
A man with monocle! Why, even
Joseph Chamberlain has discarded his
monocule, the thing is so utterly out of
vogue.
Fellow with red necltie. Ugh!
| rather like the effect of the new
style in sack suits. The men who pass
this window with the short coats look
more manly than do those wearing last
years suits, which were long in the
coat.
How happy FOOLS Paradise must be!
Men who wear scarf pins in ordinary
bow ties make me think SO. Two are
passing now.
Idiot with woman is carrying her
cape on his arm. She, too, must be an
idiot to permit such a display of ig-
norance. II is very bad form for man
to offer to carry woman's muff or her
cape, or her handkerchief, or any other
part of her attire. Carry her portman-
teau or her bundle, certainly, but never
her attire.
Now comes an anachronism with his
hands in his pockets. Really, he should