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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28

SO many women owe their beauty to DR.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription? Because
beauty of form and face radiate from the
common center-health. The best bodily
condition results from good food, fresh air
and exercise coupled with the judicious use
of the Prescription. ''
If there be headache, pain in the back.
bearing down sensations, or general de-
bility, or if there be nervous disturbance.
Prescription reaches the origin of the
trouble and corrects it. 1t dispels aches
and pains, corrects displacements and cures
catarrhal inflammation of the lining mem.
branes, falling of the womb liberation. ir.
regularities and kindred maladies.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28

There are forty-five survivors of the
War of 1912 on the roll of the
Pension Office, of whom fifteen are one
hundred or more years old. There are
twelve pensioners of the Revolution
airy War, but they are all widows.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28

VIII rise again IN the bosom of a dyspeptic wise
enough to substitute for the pseudo tonics,
which have bamboozled him out of his belief
in the possibility of cure, the real invigorant
and slomachic, Hostettcrs Stomach Bitters.
The bilious, the nervous, the dyspeptc the
rheumatic, alike derive speedy benefit from
this helpful botanic medicine. Persons suffer
ing from indigestion will gain no positive per-
manent good from the fiery, unmedlcated slim
ulants of commerce, too often used reck lessly
The Bitters is UNNECESSARILY to be preferred to
these as tonic, since its pure basis is modified
by the conjunction with it of vegetable ingred-
tents of the highest remedial excellence Ma
laria is prevented and remedied by it, and 1t in
fuses vigor into the weak and sickly A wine.
glassful three times day is the average dose.
Easter will not again come in March daring
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28
One Way of Looking at II.

Brown-Robinson is rather hard upon
you. He says you have about as much
sense as a yaller dog
Jones-Did heP Quite flattering, I'm
sure. Robinson is just crazy over dogs,
you know.-Boston Transcript.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28

Sure cure for blind, bleeding and itching Piless
One box has cured the worst cases of ten years
standing No one need suffer ten minutes after
using Kinks German Pile Ointment. 1t absorbs
tumors, allays the itching acts as poultice,
gives relief. DR.. Kinks German Pile Ointment
Is prepared only for Piles and itching of the
private parts and nothing else. Every box is
warranted. . ............,,,..,..,.
Sold by druggists and sent by mail on receipt
OF price, $l.00 per box. J. J. Mack a. Co., Whole
sale Agents, San Francisco.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28
"FALLING OF WOMB. !"

MRS. FRANK CAM
FIELD, of East Dicktn-
son, Franklin Co., ".
T., writes : 81 deem it
my duty to express my
deep, heartfelt graft
tude to you for having
been the means, under
Providence, of restor-
ing me to health, for I
have been by spells I'M
a ble to walk. Ny
troubles were of the
womb = inflammatory
and bearing down SEN
sations and the doctors
all said, they could not
cure me.
Twelve bottles of DR..
Pierce's wonderful Ii
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28

Wolfe's Worm Powders. The Great
Remedy for worms. When your children
are ailing, try them. At druggists, or
send 25c. to JNo. WOLFE, San Rafael,
CAL, and you will get them by mail.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28
ONE ENJOYS

oNH ANJo4S
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleapses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy Of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in Soc
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. DO not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
- SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE. Ky. NEW york N.Y.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28

F. NJ. Peter, leading costumer theatrical, mas
querade costumes, wigs and play books. Country
masquerade balls a speciality 729 Market ST., s. F.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28
ON THE ROAD

to recovery, the
young woman
who is taking
Doctor Pierce's
Favorite Pre-
scription. In
iiiaidenhood, wo-
manhood, wife
hood and moth
erhood the " Pre-
scription " is a
supporting tonic
an d nervine
that's peculiarly
adapted to her
eds rpUulaf;pn
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28
HOPE CRUSHED TO EARTH

There are almost as many brands of currency
reform as there are of dress reform.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28

Peter the Great filled himself with baked
goose, stuffed with apples
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28
Try Germea for Breakfast.

Use Enameline Stove Polish; no dust, no smell.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28
HOW'S THIS!

Hogarth liked good English beef and mutton.
His coLfnon drink was beer,
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28

Twelve bottles of Dr. MRS SAMFIELD.
Pierce's wonderful Favorite Prescription
has cured me -
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28
SURE CURE FOR PILES,

Easter will not again come in March dul
his century
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28

Httus, regulating,
strengthening and cur
ing the Arrangements
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28

SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE. kY NEW YORK. N.Y.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-02-28

BRANDRETH's PILLS are safe and sure.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-02
Personal.

M. Furetieres, a popular French writer.
has astounded the Parisians by declaring
that soup is responsible for nearly all
the dyspepsia that exists. He asserts
that soup at the beginning of a dinner dis,
tends the stomach and prevents the di-
more he claims that there is no nOurish-
ment in soup and that its heat Injuries the
teeth.
Frederick C. Penfeld, United States
consul-general at Cairo, Egypt, whose
wife has just been decorated with tne
Gordon of the Chefkat by the Sultan
OF Turkey, was for many years connect
lie was introduced to the consular serv-
Ice by ex-Gov. Waller of Connecticut,
when the latter became consul general
at London.
AFTER the Hastings tournament H. N.
Pillsbury, the chess champion from Brook
lyn, engaged fourteen women chess
players simultaneously at the Metropoli-
tan Club, London. Pillsbury's full score
was eleven wins, two defeats and one
draw. He was beaten by the Misses
Wilkins and Field. The contest lasted
three hours, and PHlsbury was heartily
applauded for his remarkable feat.
-Viscount Bridport, granddaughter of
Lord Nelson, has Inundated the illus
trious name of the great admiral. He
has offered for sale at public auction the
medals and other relics of England's
naval hero They include the ten medals
and orders he wore when shot down on
the deck of the Victory, the gold sword
hilt presented to him by his captains af-
ter the battle of the Nile, the diamond
aigrette given to him by the sultan the
jewels from the sword of honor given by
the King of Naples, his inkstand, and
other interesting relics of the great Eng
fish admiral
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-02
Closed on sundnxr.

The managers Of the Atlanta fair have
decided wisely in the matter of opening the
fair on Sundays II is safe TO say that
public sentiment is strongly against an
open fair on Sundays. even If the midway
should be closed. The religious sentiment
is remarkably strong throughout Geor-
gia. in fact. throughout the entire south,
and a decision in favor of an open fair on
Sundays would have been condemned in
all the southern states.
There is no southern city. with the ex-
ception of New Orleans, in which there
is not a general observance of Sunday.
This Sunday opening question was dis
cussed at great length in connection with
the Columbian fair at Chicago. In con-
nection with that fair the opposition to
Sunday opening came mainly from out
side of Chicago. In the case of the At
lanta fair the opposition is in Atlanta,
as well as elsewhere in the south.
The southern people have so few for
eigners among them that they have not
become weaned away from their ideas re-
specting the sacredness of Sunday, and
it is to be hoped they may never be.
These ideas have been their guide for gen.
erations, and they are not likely to aban-
don them hastily.
The finances of the fair will suffer no
loss on account Of the decision the mana
gers have reached. The people who would
have visited the fair on that day will
VISIT it on some other day. and. in adj
dition. thousands will take the trouble to
see it who would not have entered its
gates if they had been opened to the pub
lie on Sundays
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-02
She Never HAD an Accident.

He looked dyspeptic as he sat scowling
az the procession OF bicycles, says the
Chicago Tribune; he occupied twO-thirds
OF party bench, and pretended not 70
see the longing looks cast upon il by stout
matrons and weary spinsters-
FINALLY a stout, gOOd-natured looking
man slipped into the vacant part of the
seat and, lighting a cigar, stuck his
thumbs into the arm-holes of his vest and
proceeded TO enjoy life.
Pleasant day. ne said in an apologize
tone.
The dyspeptic-looking man grunted.
Been sick, amt YEP
That opened the dyspeptic-looking
man mouth You just bet / have ne
replied; cant get anything to agree with
me-nOt even my wife Doctor says it's
dyspepsia. l tried enough medicines m
patent foods n mineral waters L kill a
morse. Ihen l just paid my bill, N told
collin n cemetery lot"
he might try bicyclin'," suggested the
other man, hopefully; Il know a fellow
until L got tired an did. First time l tried
l Tell on n broke my arm; that laid me up
LOT SIX weeks, n me payin, installments
doWned by it, though, an soon as / got
We'll tried again-made the kids take
turns in helpin' me till got the hang of
y. But you must have learned at last. My
wife learned in two
Yes; learned. Got so 1 could go alone,
an one day l went out in tn park here
an was gettin' along well when one o.
those blOOmer women rode right up one
O. the cross roads m into me. Say, l was
IN heap, with tn wheel all twisted up
on top of mer'
That woman must a. felt bad"
did. She rode right on, n never look
ed back, though all the people called L
her [ come back n see what she'd done"
We'll, she was no lady, sure. I'll tell
my wife about that. She rides lots, an
she's never had an accident yet. She"
Ny wheel was knocked into next week
been in the repair shop ever since-half
o my nose was skinned, n my coat torn
half off my back. Repairs IL cost me about
81, an. everybody says that fool woman
ought [ pay it
Hope We made her do it,
Nav. Don't know her from Adam. I'd
recognize her If | saw her, though, n I
come home every day and watch-some
day IN see her. slippin' by and I'll just
stop her and"
Make her pay for it; that's right; the
law"
you bet l will. You ride?"
NO; my wife does. l haven't seen her
ride yet; come over this evenin' to see her
go by. Say, 1 guess I'll feel proud; she
learned in week and never had an &C
cident She
But the dyspeptic-looking man did not
heed. He had risen to his feet and was
gesticulating wildly at an approaching
Say. ma am, you stopr' he yelled. you
ran into my wheel a week ago an smash
ed it, an l want"
The pleasant-faced man also sprang to
his feet. Say, that's no way to speak to
a lady" he yelled. That's my wife, an
all I've got to say is that the accident
was all your own fault. I'll stop her my
self and ask
But the fair rider was disappearing up
the road; she had never looked behind.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-02
BRIGHT BITS.

You don't bring me as much candy as
you used to before we were married"
pouted Mrs. barley. NO; 1 have to buy
band.-Puck.
Jones seemed to be awfully mad when
l overlook him this morning"
What's the matter / wonder?"
why, you see, / had the faster horse"
Chicago Tribune.~
THE farmer said one of the little pigs
was sick, so l brought it some sugar"
Sugar.
Yes, sugar. Haven't you never heard
of sugar-cured hams? "-Truth.
What be we pullin' of the pigs tail
'WeH, you see, the dinner horns broke
and my voice amt strong enough to
reach where the hands are, so l hit on
this idea. "-Harper's Bazaar.
Yes. brethren and sisters" said the
western minister, in the course of the flu
neral sermon, our dear brother has gone
to the land where all things are known
even the truth about the coinage question
perhaps. '-Indianapolis Tribune.
Captain Ito belated passenger who
has suddenly appeared on the deck of the
abandoned ship)-Jump, man; jump quick
Don't you see she's going down?
Passenger-Is my wife saved?
Captain-Yes.
Passenger-Well, so long. I can't spend
the rest of my life explaining why | let
her take this STANDARDIZATION CONNER
mial Bulletin
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-02
The Grammatical Rule.

From time to time the examination of
classes in the elementary schools are con-
Quoted under the auspices of the superin-
tendent of public schools in order to test
the work of teachers, says the Philadel-
phia Call. In the early days of the super
intendency, teachers who expected a visit
from the assistant superintendents would
carefully drill their pupils and prepare
them to go on dress parade" In one of
these cases the children had been taught
to recite a numberof words, which includ-
ed an array of nouns, verbs, adjectives,
adverbs, etc, in measured quantity.
What is fully?" asked the teacher,
"Adverb!' shouted the class.
And this?" as she wrote surely on
the board
"Adverbr' again responded the youngs-
sters.
And what is this?" querried the as
sistant superintendent, writing THE fly
has wings, and pointing to fly"
"Adverbr' Justify exclaimed the class
And why is it an adverb?"
Cause it ends in 1y,' " was the conf
dent answer.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-02
The Poet Took His Bath.

1t has long been charged against the
people of California that they do not give
due recognition to their men and women
of genius, says the San Francisco Call.
Up in mis- eyrie on East Oakland Heights,
however, Joaquin Miller is signing for
less recognition of a certain sort He is
oVerrun with lion hunters, who purloin
his manuscripts, steal his books, peer
through his windows, and even carry off
his coats, gloves and handkerchiefs. To
such an extent has this vandalism been
carried that he has resorted to the ex-
pedient of mailing fast to the walls of his
apartments anything that he really desires
to keep.
On Wednesday of this week four we'll
dressed women presented themselves at
the Heights and demanded to see the poet.
Mr.. Miller had just come in from the
fields. 1t is no figure of speech when the
poet OF the Sierras speaks of himself as a
laboring man. During the busy season
on his ranch he is afield in the early morn
ing, and has usually done a hard day s
work about the time when business men
in the city are getting down to their daily
tasks.
The work about the farm done. it is
the poets custom to go to his cabin, take
bath and retire to his bed, where he de-
votes the rest of the day to literary work.
He was just preparing his bath when the
four pilgrims to the shrine CT poeSy ap-
peared at his door.
I'VE have come to see Joaquin Miller"
Miller surveyed them. They were all
strangers to him. He was dusty, hungry
and tired from his mornings labors There
was manuscript that must be got off.
You must excuse me, ladies' he said;
Il am about to take a bath, and cannot
see any one this morning
The women paid no heed. Instead, they
gazed about the room, commented upon
the decorations, asked questions ana
watched the poet getting the water ready
for his bath. After waiting a reasona-
BILE time for the motion to adjourn, the
Bard of the flights removed his hat Then
he paused.
rs this where you do your writing Mr.
Miller?' the spokeswoman asked.
This is where l take my bath" he said
The remark passed apparently unheed-
ed, and the poet removed his coat. Stin
his guests gazed and chatted The water
for his bath was rapidly cooling. He re-
moved his vest
Where does that door lead to, Mr.. Mil
ler?'
1T leads out of DOORS" was the reply.
Still the ladies fingered, and the singer
of the Sierras undid his necktie and drop
ped his suspenders from his shoulders.
Then he unlaced his shoes.
The situation was growing interesting
not to say dramatic. The visitors gazed at
the poet. The poet returned their gaze
Then he dipped his fingers in the water to
test its temperature. Then his color began
of the invasion Il am about to take a
BATH" he explained, land / think YOU will
prefer to retire" Shooting them gently be-
fore him, ike so many hens, ne was final
ly able to close the door upon them.
well" said one, as the bolt was showed
home, II call. that COOL" The bath water
was also cool.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-02
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

Meeting-Georgia Chapter No. 8. R. A. NJ
Special Notices-Le Panic Cigars, Row
iinski: Genuine Faust Beer, ]. II. Helm
ken; Budweiser Beer. William G. Cooper;
This Weather Is Suggestive of DR.. Jae-
gers Sanatory Wooden Underwear, Appel
& Schaul; A Public Reception, Appel &
Schaul; Interest Notice, Citizens Bank Of
Savannah: Notification of Bill to Be In
troduced as to Clerk and Sheriff of City
Court Of Savannah; New York and Chica-
go Lloyd's Fire and Marine Underwrit-
ers. New York: Notice as to Local Acts;
Live to Eat, at Freld's; Baked Bass and
Imported Beer. at Beckmanns Cafe; Res
idenee for Rent, R. S. Claghorn.
Seller Royal Blue "a Shoes-A S. Mich
OILS.
Amusements-"The Span of Life" at the
Theater Oct As.
Medical-JOhann Hoff's Malt Extract.
Legal Notices-Libel for Divorce; Petit
ton to Cancel Injunction; Constables
Sale
October Suggests Many New Things
Mutual Gas Light Company.
Oats-Hay-J. +. Guilmartin & Co.
Don't Think-B. II. Levy & Bro.
All the Latest Shapes in Fall Derbys-
AT Collats.
Boys Blue Elton Caps-At Collat's.
Boys School Shoes-At Collats.
Laundered Shirt Waists-At ColIat's.
Auction Sale-Closing Out Sale, by J..
Mclaughlin & Son.
Her Finger a Your Throat-Falk Cloth
ing Company.
Cheap Colmun Advertisements-H
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent;
For Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-02
As to Strict Neutrality.
From the New Orleans Picayune, Dem3.

With the recognition of belligerent
of the United States the adoption of an
attitude of rigid neutrality towards both
sides, this. country could go no further
tional laws and drawing vigorous pro.
tests from the European powers. As for
any active interference in Cuba there
is not the remotest chance of such a
thing. The government may wink at pri-
vate assistance being extended to the in
surgentsi but as for taking sides openly in
the matter, the thing is absolutely i'm
possible. The American people would be
glad 10 see the Cubans free and indie
pendent; but the extending to them the
protection of the United States govern
ment is another matter altogether.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-02
An Ancient Table.

Zitella Cooke in October st. Nicholas.
81 have a table"
Said Arthur to Mabel
Three thousand years old;
And though it has stood
So long, it's as good
AS the finest of goldr'
"Oh, Arthur, your table,
/ fear is a fable,
And you are its knight
OF course il is round?
But where was il found?
Now tell-honor brightr'
"'Twas found they say, Mabel
In the great tower of Babel;
And learned folk say
That wise old Hindoos
This table could use
Before Egypts dayr'
''Why Arthur" said Mabel,
do show us this table
That's older than Egypt-as old as
creationr'
MY table is square
Not round to be fair,
But why should l show
What all the girls know
This very old table, called Multipli-
catiOn?"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-02

LAS countless as the stars" is no longer
a phrase to express innumerable num-
bers. The astronomers say the stars can
be counted, and. furthermore, they are
now counting them. Photography is be-
ing employed in the work. The heavens
are divided into sections and photographed
and the stars checked off with a pencil
just as a grocery clerk would check off
so many packages of Goldfish being shipped
to a customer. 1t is expected that the
photographs will show up something like
100000 visible stars. The invisible ones
will not be troubled just yet. When the
work Of counting has been finished, If
there should be any skeptics who doubt
the correctness of the census. they will
be at liberty to count for themselves.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-02

Some months ago" says a dispatch
from Bear Valley, Mimi. Miss Duncan.
a remarkably pretty and well educated
girl, while sorting eggs for market, con-
ceived the idea of writing her name and
address upon one of them. The rest may
be guessed. The name and address at
tracted the attention of a rich and hand
some young man; he proposed, and they
were married-so the dispatch says. But
we do not believe a word of it. We 90
not believe there is a handsome and
wealthy young man alive who would
write to and fall in love with a girl whose
name he had found on summer egg
that was several months old
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-02
Fought to Standstiu.
From the Philadelphia Record Dem J..

The tariff of 1894 is an imperfect meas
ure. 1t is not fairly comparable with
the tarin of 1916; but, like that tariff il
is the beginning of the movement toward
unembarrassed trade. 1t marks the sec
ond time in the history of the country
when the friends of the protective system
have been fought to a standstin. II NAV
be possible that the republicans will nom
mate William Mckinley and try if they
the old cry, but it is doubtful. They hes
itate, and they are more than likely to
initiate the policy of the wings in 1852
and lay away protection" among the
broken china of politics
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-02

Several former city administrations have
discussed the REMEMBERING of the houses
and the marking of the streets. But not
one of them ever got further along with
the matter than to discuss it, The cur
rent administration is making for itself
a reputation for talking but little, and
achieving results. Therefore. there is
reason for the belief that there will not
much longer be room for complaints about
the antiquated system-or rather lack of
system-which distinguishes the marking
and numbering of the streets and houses
in this city.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-02

So far as we have seen, there is no
warrant for saying the Hon Henry G.
Turner will be in the race for the suc-
censorship to Senator Gordon. Neverthe-
less, the people of his district, and of
various portions of South Georgia. where
he is best known and appreciated, con-
tinue to talk of him in connection with
the office. It is not strange that there
should be such talk. Mr.. Turner is rec
ognized as being one of the strongest
men on both the money and the tariff
questions that there is in the House. He
Is democrat Of answering fidelity and
statesman above the tricks of 'practi-
cal politics" hence the desire of his
friends to see him promoted to the Sen
ate