Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1895-01-17

| Lot Us AL Laugh
She Qnnocently)-"LAnaseape! Ma
ture, indeed! Why, it's NO more IKE
nature than I amw-Tid-Bits
She-"And what would You be now II
1t weren't for my moneyr Hc-"A
bachelor" Mall Budsx
But what earthly use IL, It b dis
cover the north pole? / eAn't see"
ut will save future expoditioOse--Har-
per's Bazaar.
"Why so glum" ASKED a Aiend
Aren't you doing a peaping trader
ayes, / am" admitted the hasso. "but
1t is all on notes."-Cincinnan Tribune.
Lady--"Are you full Of eusk5tade for
that meal gave your Lane Walker
Better than that, lady. Pm full OF
your splendid NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Record.
Papa-"Where did the count shy his
castle was-on the Rhiney Agnes
Eyes; on high cliff" PaQa-AGuess
It's on high bluff, rather York
World.
New Boarder (shiverin9-~fhiss stove
is too small for this ROOM Landlady
(kindly)-"So it is. 'I'll have 1t moved
into a smaller room for you.S-New
York Weekly.
Cholly Chumpleigh-"Yes: gloves are
worn in bed at night to make the hands
soft" Miss Coldeal-"Indeed- Do you
wear nightcaps, Mr.. CAumpleigh p
New York Weekly.
"Bein' funny" said Uncle Eben. lam
sumpin' dat er man hez ter be mighty
kyahful bout. Tain SO mnch in know
In how eZ t is In KNOWN when
Washington Star.
Little Boy-"How old are your Miss
Antique (confusedly)-.YOus should not
ask lady how old she Is" Little Boy
--"Oh, 'xcuse me. How young are
youT'-Good News.
Miss Passe-"Don't yon consider 1t
unlucky to gctmarried on the thirteenth
of the month"; Miss Rose-SNot SO
unlucky as not to be marxied ut all,
dear."-BOston Courier.
You'll PLEASE look over this small bill"
Exclaimed the dun. The debtor took
it;
And then said he, with weary smile,
I'D rather overlook IT."
Philadelphia Record.
"Why do follow the vocation of q
wandering tramp 2" said the Peripatetic
scarecrow. "I'll tell we. marin. A
tramp don't have to pay NO tips to
walters. Boston Transeaipt
II would kiss you If dared, . he said.
| Il mo 81, prsxAtfpA with n
determined air, II think l would dare
anything" Just then oioad passed
over the moon.-New York Press.
Colonel Spouter claims that the
women supported him during his cam
paign, If the men didn't" YES; his
wife took in washing and his mother
plain sewing. "-Buffalo Courier.
could be kept from talking during n
game of cards. even with club"
Grumper--"Certainly not, II it happens
to be whist club."-Buffalo Courier.
Policeman to Wheelman twho Is rid
ing on the side path)-"Sce lrere, young
man, you can't ride there Cant, Ell?
Well, you just watch me-" And he shot
out Of sight-The American Wheel
| man.
We see all kinds of books
Those that are stupid and gay
But the --LATEST one we find
Is the pocketbook of to-tiny.
| Chicago Inter Ocean.
"Some women can't believe word
their husbands say" she remarked.
4 4ba 81
quite so badly Off rs that Ally husband
talks in his sleep occasionally. Wash
ington Star.
! Nettie-"What did Dir. Kn0wall write
on the card he put in the basket Of flow
ers?' Blanche-"For the one 1 love
| best" Nettie-'"The hoYrid creature
has bought them for himseH."-Chicago
! Inter Ocean.
enderson-"Evidently my friends
think I'm smart, whatever you may
say. / know that whenever 1 say a
bright thing they remember 1t for,
months" Fogg-'T should think they
might."-Boston Transcript.
Friend-"Mercy! don't that drum and
whistle drive you almost crazyY' Hos
tess-"No, rather like the noise; you
sec we are going to move Into the fiat
right above the lady who gave them TO
| Willie. "-Chicago Inter Ocean.
81 cannot live without yOu.''
The love-lorn sutton sighed:
"And could not live with you,"
The wealthy maid replied.
New York Morning Journal.
Upton-"Don't you think that Mrs.
Wabash was in rather an unseemly
hurry to marry after getting her di-
vorce?" Observation-Disclosures no! She
waited until the decree was brought
to her by messenger Buffalo
Courier.