The daily morning journal and courier., 1895-06-25

one VIII HISS ms Qally pilgrimage tu the deans office. The dean will miss
 him as he thinks of those three days illness during which Harris did not see
 a soul whom he could send with a
 message. The dean asked how he got
 his meals. q hadn't a bite for those
 three days" he replied For a moment the dean lowered on a verge of skep-
 ticism, but Harris hungry look saved
 the day. That Is face with history
 Harris once asked q fair friend If
 she didn't think his face was looking
 wasted Yes she replied with feel
 ing, and I think 1t such a pity to
 waste it." If you have ever seen liar
 ris on horse you know what a horse
 it Is on Harris As the juniors express
 ed it:
 Funny Harris may be a beaut,
 But rot by Xmas in a riding suit" | I am requested to give notice that | Immediately after this performance an-
 other donkey of the Harris stud will
 be rallied off under the auspices of the
 Funny Harris Clam Chowder associa-
 ton.
 Buttrick! Buttrick is another B, who
 has opened the new era of debating at
 Yale. It was none other than Harold | Buttrick who, being arrested for pluck ing a dandelion on, Chapel street, won | fame and his dismissal from the police court by pleading his own case! | have put off until now one man who always comes in late. Besides we al- ways like the best near the last
 We have another president with us. The chief executive of the Chess club Bumstead. Gaming must have led Ar thur into reckless ways for in the class book so often quoted he vouchsafes the awful advice, Don't get gay with the faculty"
 After Hotchkiss. Just a few more left now Put up any old thing Charlie Kimball. Behold our elderly gentleman, politics of Littleton, Mass.
 Hutchins. This eminent scientist has shown such proficiency in chemistry, in the mixing of liquids, that it was con sidered quite joke on him the other day when Dr. Seaver had to show him how to turn on the shower at the gym nasium.
 And now I close this history digest by calling up the hero of tomorrow, that creature of graceful curves, Dutch Carter, Strangers to Dutch will see that a certain New York paper was in- accurate in describing him as "a short, jolly little Dutchman." In his exclama- tions Dutch is truly Shakesperian, for he never repeats himself. He has still other gifts, but his great ambition is to be fat. "Then I'd flap my wings and be happy" he says, flor I'd be perfect" Dutch Is that anomaly, straight line machine, that makes curves that liar yard will find it hard to plot. Our ad- vice to Harvard is that;
 They had better play Cornell men,
 whom
 They seem to love so much Than come proving around New Haven
 With our grand old Dutch.
 The class then gave three hearty cheers for Carter.
 R. B. MASON'S GLASS HISTORY.
 Roswell B. Mason's history had the usual quantity of grinds on his class mates. It contained the following:
 To commence with the society favor ite, Joe Hone, chairman of the senior prom, claims your notice. He easily beat out all competitors in the vote for the champion fusser of '95-though l if one of his recent experiences at a dance had been generally known the l result might have been different. Joe | had been entertaining his partner. whom he had just met, with his best l brand of small talk for five minutes. | when she remarked: ''Do you know, i MT. Hone, this Is the first dance that I l ever attended which wanted to leave l before the end" Joe is a generous fel- | low, and would give his last cent to | Ogontz.
 We shall pass on to Ray Clark other \ wise known as Svengali--on account of | his skill in hypnotizing the dean. Ray | took in the prom. this year, and the | seventeen girls with whom he waltzed, | agreed that no one danced | like him. He is most hospitable and urges even the bill collectors to call | again.
 Where is his little roommate, John Oh, there you are, Bessy, the class beauty! Smile, please, and show the ladies your dimples. Isn't he lovely? He told me to say hat he's solid and substantial, but I assure you, Hes beautiful as sweet, md young as beautiful, and soft as young and gay as soft"
 Now for another short man-Kid AL en, the long suffering roommate of Punch Bowl Burns. All honor to Kid Or helping to paint the crimson letter ,ox a true Yale blue!
 And Jimmie Jones, the shining light if Phi Beta Kappa.
 Of the same cast is Billy Wheeler Shorty will probably never forget his ophomore year experience with the professor. This is the way it went: w. Wheelerv "Yes, irr Whats the logarithm of the | inc of the angle 42-40?" well, some ines you read these tables up and | ome times you read them down, sir" Yes, sometimes you go upstairs and z ome times you go down; very we'll, , hath dor Put up Dave Lyman and let's hear : i'm laugh, he has pleasant greeting ' lr everyone and seems eternally over with milk of human q indness. ' Another genial soul is Commodore I farris, the jolly tar. Cool and col f ,cted Harry never falters. Once in f lass Professor Phillips asked: DO we " rop this perpendicular from the point l a