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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-01-14

Nervous passenger (to mother of
bowling imp in Colonial Express):
''Madam, is there anything any of us
can do TOTO pacify your little boy ?''
Fond mother (of spoilt child: ooh,
thank you, yes. You are very kind.
You see, the dear little pet wants to
throw his. lunch at the passengers;
and I was afraid they wouldn't like it..
Just stand where you are, please!
Now stop crying, darling! This kind
gentleman wants you to play with
him.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-01-14
THREE GREAT FORCES.

While the three great forces-the
press, the church the school, incline
to work more in a common field, each
seeking popularity by doing the work
of the other, there is still a we'll defin-
ed mission for each. The press edits
the worlds doings, the school educat-
es the worlds activity, the church
ministers to the worlds workers.
While the Individual in any of these
fields may be misplaced, SO that as
editor he must teach, or as preacher
hemu st edit, Or as teacher he must
preach, the fact remains that the mis-
sion Of the press is to give the world
the news, the whole news, and moth
ing but the news. The press lives for
the day, to make the most of the day.
The mission Of the school, in the
broadcast sense, is to lead, to educate
to higher ideals intellectually and in
dustrially, socially and morally. 1t
lives for to- morrow rather than for
yesterday or to-day 1t uses what is
and what has been merely as a base
line from which to project that which
ought to be. Its weakness-an it is
a serious one in some cases-is that it
deals with too much self satisfaction
upon the exact in science, and the
crystalized and the fossilized in his
tory and literature.
The church is to minister. Its mis-
sion is to to tone up the courage, hope
and faith Of all men. It uses the re-
wards OF eternity with all their inspi
ration and power as a motive for the
most heroic courage, the most buoy
ant hope, the most persistent faith in
regard to all that's good and true and
noble in this life. The church is to
minister to all peoples, of whatever So
cial rank, of whatever financial value.
The church has no mission in the di-
rect solution OF many, if any, public
questions, but ii is to so minister to
all classes of each community that the
people thus ministered to shall have
the purpose and the power in other
capacities to grapple with the prob
lens of the day for their solution.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-01-14

Poor digestion leads to nervousness, fret
fu1ness, peevishness, chronic dyspepsia and
great misery. Hoods Sarsaparil1a is the
remedy. 1t tones the stomach, creates an ap-
petite, and gives relish to food. 1t makes
pure blood and gives hea1ty action to all the
organs of the body. Take Hoods for Hoods
Sarsaparilla cures.
Hoods Pills become the favorite cathartic
with every one that tries them. Csc.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-01-14
Bucklen's Arnica SaIve.

The Best Sa1ve in the world for cuts, bruis
es, sores, ulcers. salt rheum, fever sores, tet-
ter, chapped hands, chilb1ains, corns, and all
skin eruptions, and positively cures piles, or
no pay required 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction or money refunded. Price
Is cents per box. For sale by n. c. Pierce.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-01-14
JUST FOR FUN.

A Boston procession is moving
spectacle.
The most dangerous hole in mans
pocket is the one at the top.
Professionally is Pallas Anthene
| considered the goddess of wisdom?
She was the only goddess who did not
marry.
Jinkbots-You complain of the ex-
pense of a typewriter; why don't you
have your wife do it? Henpeck-I
can't dictate to my wife.
A certain enterprising furrier re-
specially announces to ladies VINO
wish genuine furs that he makes NUTS,
boas, etc., of their own skins.
"Why is it wicked to cut off horses
tails?" asked the teacher. because
what God hath joined let no man pull
asunder," came the quick reply.
When a woman begins to show
dislike to being called by her pet
name she may he considered as Off
cially out of the matrimonial race.
A fine example of mixed metaphor
is afforded by an Oakland paper, which
displays in it's descriptive title: GA
free lance, an open book, and dead
shot"
Mr. Smallchange Did your sister
seem pleased with the flowers [ sent
her? Small Sister-Yes, indeed; she
sent them over to a sick friend as soon
as she could.
Bacon-What are you doing with
picture of a football player pinned to
your coat? Egbert-Oh, yes! My wife
pinned that there SO as to remind me
to have my hair cut.
HThese times" said Meandering
Mike, ''is the most discouragin' [ ever
see." "Whut's the matter?" asked
Flooding Pete. "Every place I stops
and asks fur work, they goffer me
some"
Bingo-Now that you are living in
the country I should think you would
find it lonesome riding back and forth
on the train. Witherby- Not at all,
old man, L always have a servant girl
with me.
Mother There goes another one Of
those dirty tramps. I can't see why
they don't keep clean, anyhow. Small
Son ebby wen they was little their
mothers made them wash SO often
they got sick of it.
''No, George" she said, II can new
er be yours" 'EThen I am rejected"
he moaned. 'No, dearest, not that;
but I am a woman's suffragist, and
can not be any mans. You, however,
may be mine if you will"
A little boy was telling little girl
about Indians. He said, can Indian
man is a brave and an Indian woman
is a squaw." The little girls father
overhearing the conversation, asked,
what is an Indian baby called?'' He
thought a moment, and then answer
ed with the utmost gravity, 81 don't
know, but I think it must be SQUASH"
This little story has a sting in it for
a good many public speakers: A
young minister, unexpectedly called
upon to address a Sunday school,
asked, to gain time, "Chidren, what
shall [ speak about?" A little girl on
the front seat, who had herself COM
mitted to memory several declama-
tions, held up her hand, and in shrill
voice inquired, "What do you know?"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-01-14

We have made arrangements by
which we can furnish this paper and
the twice week NeaU York World
all for only $2.15 a year. Here is the
opportunity to get your own local pa
per and the NeaU York World twice
every week at extraordinarily low
rates.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-01-14

A Chicago writer gives the follow
ing reasons why there is now SO much
poverty, crime and misery in that
great city: "There lives one baker to
each seventy families, one grocer to
every eighty nine families, and one
liquor saloon to every thirty five fam
lilies.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-01-14

stomach and kidneys, violent
headaches, shooting pains, eX-
IRENE lassitude, Waxy COM
pleXion.
Remove the trouble at
once, or a whole life will be
sacrificed.
"Lydla E. Plnkhum'S Vege-
table Compound will accom-
plish the work speedily.
1t is the most effective
remedy for irregular or sus-
pended action known to the
world" - Mrs. Chas. Hines,
Box 2I2, Duncannon, Pa.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-01-14

elbow should you describe sunset?"
Boston Street car Conductor-"The
West End of day.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-01-14

Shi1oh's Cure is sold guarantee. 1t
cures Incipient Consumption. 1t is the best
Cough Cure. Only one cent dose. 25 and
so cts. and 81 90. 3
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-01-14

irregularities
from any
cause, at any
age, are sure
indications of
organic trOu-
bic. With
irregularities
come disturb
anCeS of the
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-01-14
f1Others,
Watch Your Daughters.

Nature has provided a
time for publication, and if
the channels are INSTRUCTED,
the entire system is poisoned,
and misery comes.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-01-14
November 1st, 1894.

Yes close our books against all charging shall goods
cheap
10 sel) heretofore
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-01-14

Tapley's BREAD Winner outwears all 9th
er shoes.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-08-15
MARTINS FERRY.

William Stead has returned nome
from Cincinnati, where he has been
working.
The Owl Club are camping out up
near Patton's Station.
Misses Lizzie and Mabel Long, Of
Bellaire. are visiting at this place for q
few days
G.. G. Sedgwick has returned home
from a business trip to Columbus.
Miss Laura BlankinsOp has returned
home from a several weeks visit with
friends at Sistersville.
William Fisher has returned home
: from visit with relatives at Cinc!n-
natl.
The remains of John Spence arrived
here yesterday morning over the c. d
P. road, accompanied by mis- father, l..
Spence. The funeral will take place
this AFTERNOON at two o'clock.
The property of B. EXley, Sr., was
sold at Sheriff's sale yesterday to the
Peoples Bank for $2,667, two-thirds Of
the appra!sement.
Miss Sue Barr has returned home
from visit to Steubenville friends.
John Ring. of Patton's Station, was
in town yesterday
Mrs. Martha Anderson and daughter,
Miss Grace, and Mrs. Alex. Frazier are
visiting at Zoar.
Miss Bessie Pope, of Woodsfeld, has
returned home after visit With the
family of William Dixon, Sr.
w Brown an old Martins Ferry boy
now at Coshocton, is here among old
| friends.
Last evening Miss Chel Miller, one of
the most estimable young ladies of this
city, who for several years has been
chief clerk at the postofiice, and Mr..
Glenn Spe:del, of Wellsburg, were qui-
/ city married at the home of Frank
Heinrich, in the presence Of a few re-
latives by Rev. J. T. Foster, pastor of
ST. PauTs Church here. They left on
the c. & p. train last evening for their
future home at Wellsburg
We congratulate the family who has the
good fortune TO use j. Monroe Taylor S
Cream Yeast Baking Pokder. Nothing SO
good.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-08-15
KRAKA(IEER
SMALL TALK.
Minor Matters of Interest Briefly aud
PlthilY Told.
The Wheeling Teachers Institut

The Wheeling Teachers Institute
will be held during the first week in
September, at the Y. NJ c. A.
Board of Education this evening.
"A special meeting of the w. c. T.
L. will be held this afternoon at three
o'clock at their hall on Main street, TO
complete arrangements for the w. G. T.
L. booth at the State Fair. The ladies
have secUesd a suitable place there and
will distribute literature.
There two cases in Police Court
Yesterday morning. Ira Moss, a col
ored girl, was sent to Jail. The other
case was dismissed.
Officer Babb arrested a one-legged
drunk yesterday. The fellow sat in
his cell all the remainder Of the day.
following "coo-coo," every five min
/ utes.
City Collector Hall is making out
his FAX bills.
The K. of P. building committe held
another meeting last night, but as yet
have not awarded the contracts for the
construction of the new temple at
Twenty-seventh street, despite reports
TO the contrary in circulation last night.
The delay is caused by the absence of
members of the committe from the city.
Arthur Coen, charged with bast-
ardy. was released on bail yesterday by
Justice Fitzpatrick.
Before Justice Gillespie, yesterday,
Edgar Hanks was fined 81 and costs on
two charges of profane swearing, and
So and costs for assault and battery.
The peace warrant was dismissed at his
costs.
James Carroll, of South Market
street, who is employed at the Belmont
Mill, had his hand badly mashed yes
terday afternoon, by allowing piece Of
metal to fall on it.
The picnic of the German Sunday
school, at Wheeling Park, yesterday,
was very largely attended, and the day
was delightfully."- spent.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-08-15
AHANDsOME BUILDING.

The Parish committee having in
charge the construction of the new p. E.
parish house at Moundsville, has award
ed the contract for its steam heating and
plumbing to the Trimble & Lutz Compa-
ny, of this city. The building is four
stories high, of brick, with stone trim
mings. The basement Will be fitted up
with a gymnasium, bowling alleys,
baths, shower-baths, etc, and also con-
tains the boiler room. The second floor
will contain a parlor, library, dining
room, reading room and kitchen. The
third floor will be divided into bed
rooms and a lecture room, and the fourth
will be wholly given up to sleeping
rooms. The building is Of very stylish
architecture, and is substantially built.
The rector. Rev. R. NJ. Speur, deserves
credit for constructing such a building
for the young men Of the place.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-08-15

Judge PAUL yesterday handed down
a very important decision, of decided
interest to railroad men in this vicinity.
The case was that of the Wheeling
Bridge and Terminal Railway Com
pany V. the State Board of Public
Works, and arose out of the assessment
OF the property of the Company in this
county by the State Board. The Com
pany returned its property in this
county, for the year 1894 at $223,3OS,
and the Board of Public Works set this
return aside and assessed the property
at 100000. The Company appealed
from this to the Circuit Court. The
matter was recently submitted to Judge
PAUL upon proofs taken as to the value
of the Company's property, and yester-
day he handed down\2n opinion sus-
tanning the action of the Board OF Pub
lie Works and leaving the assessment
at the figure fixed upon by the Board.
w. P. Hubbard, Esq, represented the
Company, while the State was repre-
sented by Attorney General T. 5. Riley.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-08-15
THE BAvARIAN CONVENTION.
Committees Appointed and the Programme
fort the Event Arranged.

4
for the Event Arranged.
The general committee of arrange
ments for the National Convention Of
Bavarian Societies. to be held in this
city. has about perfected is arrange
mems. and appointed the several com
m:ttees which will have charge OF the
details of the affair, and the outlook is
that there will be a large attendance
from Bavarian Societies throughout the
country. The first day will be given
ND to the arrival and reception OF the
visitors. On the second day the Con-
vention will be opened with an address
of welcome by Mayor Caldwell and in
the evening there will be a sommer-
nachtfest and concert. The third day
will be given up to the Convention,
which will close on the morning OF the
fourth day. on that day there will be
grand parade and picnic. The last day
has been especially devoted to a grand
test of the local beer, and it is probab!a
that "katzenjammers" will be in order
next morning. The various committees
to arrange and have charge Of the de-
tails have some hustling men on them,
and the best Of results are to be looked
for.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-08-15

The surviving members of Company
D 18th West Virginia Volunteer Infan-
try held an enjoyable reunion at Centre
school, this county, yesterday. The
weather was all that could be desired
and between three and four hundred
persons assembled at the grove, includ-
ing twenty-four members of the Com
pany. The feature of the occasion was
a magnificent spread, to which the as
semblage did ample justice. The after
noon was spent in renewing old ac-
Quaintances, and in recounting the
many amusing and pathetic incidents
Of that memorable struggle, which are
dear to the heart of every survivor.
At the business meeting the old Off
GERS were reelected for another year.
They are as follows: President, Farris
Whitman; Secretary, ThOs. J. Orr. A
number of interesting addresses were
made and good music was furnished.
The organ used was kindly loaned for
the occasion by Milligan, Wilkin * Co.,
Of this city.
Thos. Y. Salisbury, of Martins Ferry.
met with the Company for the first
time. Tom was a member of the COM
pany, and did the cooking. He was
known as Chicken" that soubriquet
being applied TO him because Of his very
correct imitation of the cackling of
barn ward fowls. with which he used TO
amuse the soldiers. Tom ran away
from his home in this city at the tender
age of fifteen years to join the company,
and was a deserved favorite with the
coI1inrs
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-08-15
ABOUT PEOPLE.
Daily Chronicle of the Movements of Ind'
Viduals.

officer Ed. Michaels, Hermann
Schneider, and VIM. Smith have gone to
visit the Watch Am Rhine fishing club.
A. S. Ronk and family, of Mt. Wood
Road, are spending the summer with
friends in the mountains in Berkeley
county.
Miss Fay Hubbard and Miss Carmen
thaler. two charming young ladies of
GAINESVILLE, o., are in the city visiting
friends.
Miss Mamie Grubb is home from a
trip to Atlantic City.
Miss Emma d. Wheat, of st. Louis,
who has been the guest of her aunt,
Mrs. Joseph Spe.del, for some time, left
last night for her home.
Mr. Chas. Z. VanKeuren leaves this
morning in company with his son for
jamestown, N. Y, where they Will re-
main for a few days.
Messrs. Harry Oesterling and Ed.
Kelly Will leave to-day over the Pan
Handle for. Atlantic City, where they
viii enjoy the sea breezes for a couple
Of weeks.
John N. Rothacker, a prominent
Young educationalist, Of Richmond, o.,
is the guest of friends in Bridgeport for
a few days.
Mrs. w. .. Dickman, Mrs. Robt. A
Ankle. Mrs. John Roetteger and the
Misses Gilhooly, of the South Side, will
depart to-day for Atlantic City to spend
TWO weeks.
Miss Mamie Hendricks, of Pittsburg,
and Miss Eta Bertschy, of Titiin, Ohio,
are the charming guests of Miss Pauline
Bertschy. of the North End.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-08-15
10 o. z. MEETING

Excelsior Lodge No. 49, l. o. o. T.,
held a very important meeting Tuesday
evening, with an excellent attendance.
Owing to the absence of some of the
brethren, the Oriental Degree was not
given. and was deferred until next
meeting night, when it will be con-
ferred in a grand style by the Grand
Padi Shat.
This evening Excelsior Lodge will
pay a fraternal visit in a body to Eu-
reka Lodge No. IS, at KnOke's hall. Tho
members will meet at l. o. o. f. hall a /!
7.15 p. IN. sharp. Members OF sister
lodges are cordially invited to accom'
pany us.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-08-15
NEAR At HAND

The time for the beginning of that
magnificent trip the Wheeling and Lake
Erie Railway has prepared for Wheel
ing Commentary No. /, Knights Tenn
par is near at hand. The trip is one
Of the finest ever offered ont of Wheel
ing and will be taken in elegant style.
There are still q few good berths in
the sleepers and anyone contemplating
going on this trip should at once check
eli their sleeping car space before all
the best berths are taken. Full par
ticulars can be had from John Zorn,
1920 Main Street, or o. r. Wood, 7. P.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-08-15
PROPOSALS FOR SUPPLIES.

At a meeting OF the Board OF Directors for
the West Virginia Penitentiary on the 9TH
day OF August, 1895, the following order
was made:
advertise TO receive bids up 10 - o'clock
meridian on September 9TH 1898, 10 furnish
at the West Virginia Penitentlary the fol-
lowing named articles, and for the following
fixed times. to-wit: To furnish about 80 bar
rels of good straight standard merchantable
-four per month and about 1000 pounds OF
good merchantable bolted meal per month;
also --- pounds OF chop feed. Each of the
above items to be furnished in such quanti-
ties at time a. can be consumed, and from
Is or - months from September 9TH. 1898.
Also TO receive bids at the same time for
20 mems suits per month for four months,
suits 30 consist OF coats, pants, vest, hat and
suspenders.
Also 10 receive bids at same time for 90
pair OF blankets.
VI. VAN PELT, Warden.
i w WETIAfAN Secretary au1 Draw
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-08-15
RUNAWAY AT sARDIs
I'm Which ID. w. Frame of This City Was
Seriously Injured.

A bad runaway occurred at Sardis,
o., Yesterday afternoon, in which d. w.
Frame, OF this city, was seriously, but
not dangerously injured. Mr.. Frame
and Sard.s man whose name could net
be learned, were driving over some oil
land near that place in a buggy. The
horsetoog fright at passing locOmo-
tive, and ran off. Both occupants OF
the buggy were thrown out. and sus-
tanned more or less serious injuries.
The buggy was completely demolished.
Mr.. Frames arm was fractured and
his face and head badly cut and
bruised. The other man was injured
internally and the attending physician
entertained grave fears for his recov-
cry.
Mr.. Frame came the city last night
on the steamer Lexington.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-08-15
THE EYES

IT has been demonstrated that there Is
more eye and head aches from the defects
of refractiOn and the use of glasses not
properly adjusted than from all other
causes. and that 1t Is absolutely necessary
to have the eyes scientifically and skillfully
examined and fitted with glasses to secure
relief and prevent injury.
Those needing spectacles' or their eyes
tire or head aches when reading or sewing
can consult and have their eyes examined
for glasses without charge by Prof. sheh,
the scientific opticlan. ITO Main street,
mex door to Shook Co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-08-15

When my little girl was one month old, she
had a scab form on her face. 1t kept spread
ing until she was completely covered from
head to foot. Then she had boils She had
forty on her head at one time, and more on
her body. When six months old she did not
weigh seven pounds, pound and half less
than at birth. Then her skin started to dry
up and got so bad she could not shut her eyes
70 sleep, but laid with them half open. About
this time, at the earnest request Of friends,
started using the CUTIcURA REMEDIES, and
IN one mORh she 70dS completely cured
The doctor and drug bills were over One linn
d,-ed dollars, the Cuticura bill was not more
than f1e dollars My child is now two years
old, strong, healthy and large as any child %
her age (see photo,) and it is all owing to
CUucURA. Yours with a Mothers Blessing,
MRS. GEO. II. TUCKER, r.,
335 Greenfield Avenue, Milwaukee, Wis.
Sold throughout the world. POTTER DRUd AND
CHEM. CORP, sole propretors, Boston Mailed free,
" All about the Blood, skin, Scalp, and HAIR
Baby BlemIshes, falling hair, and red, rough
hands prevented and cured By Cuticura Soap.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-08-15
TT DTD TILE BUSINESS

Mr.. J. H. Cobb, publisher of the Mir
ror. at Brocton, n. Y, says: For
nearly two years the Mirror has been
publishing the advertisements of
Chamberlain Remedies. A few days
ago the writer was suffering from a
bowel trouble and resorted TO an old
remedy which did not prove efficaci-
Gus; finally he tried Chamberlain s
Collie. Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy,
and two doses did the business, check
ing it completely"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-08-15

Ny boy was taken with a disease re-
sembling bloody fux The first thing I
thought of was Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. Two
doses Of it settled the matter and cured
him sound and we'll. l heartily recon-
mend this remedy TO all persons suf-
fering from a like complaint I will
answer any inquiries regarding it when
stamp is inclosed. refer to any coun-
" Official as to my reliability. VIM
Roach, ]. P, Primroy, Campbell county,
Tenn
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-08-15
A BIG BUSINESS.

During the month of June the mail
ing division of the postoffice handled
45O. 421 pieces of first class matter ard
PSI. ZOO pieces Of all other classes. IL
GLIDING 331 special delivery letters.
This shows an increase of 147. 461 pieces
handled during the corresponding
month last year.
This shows only the amount Of mail
sent out Of the city and does not IN
clude matter handled by the city diyl-
sion.