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The herald., 1895-11-18
BUSINESS PERSONALS

Rates for Advertisements under this classfh.
cation-i time, 8 cents per line; week, 80
cents per line; l month. 81 per line.
PERSONAL - JUST LIKE FINDING
monsy-Thst's what people say who
have tried small ad. in The Herald.
They don't cost much, but the results are
simply marvellous. In this popular de
partment The Herald has made a gain OF
more ,han 200 pes cent during the past
few months. Big circulation counts. The
Herald has il. If you want to talk to half
the people in Los Angeles and other parts
of Southern California, try a small ad.
In addition to the immense and rapidly
INCREASING circulation of The Herald. its
sales by newsboys. on trains. at hotels
AMI summer resorts. make it the advsr-
tising medium 81 the Pacific coast
Look over these small advertisements
today hey will interest you and may
make you some money.
Tomorrow try one. The results will be
bnth SURF rising and satisfying. 6-3t
PERSON ROASTED COZ.
fee, mucla and Java. $50; Ralston
cereal coffee 15c; lbs. good tea. 81;
lbs. rolled wheat. 25c; s lbs. best rice 25c;
lbs. eastern buckwheat. 25c; can maple
syrup. 25c; can cocoa, 15c; 5 cans baked
beans, 25c; cans salmon, 2Sc; can corn
beet. loo; II lbs. beans, 25c; s lbs. prunes
200; lbs. raisins $50; 4 lbs. peaches, 25o;
81 bars SOAP, 81; pork, SC; bacon, 10o;
pure margarine, a substitute for butter,
goo a roll. ECONOMIC STORE, 400 s.
Broadway.
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LEWIS & ANDERSON,
81 s, Main st.


81 5. Main st.
There is nothing as stubborn as fact.
and when We say you'll save money buy
ing your furniture and household furnish
Ing goods at Lewis Il Alderson's it Is a
fact which fears no successful contradlc-
ton. We have a big stock of both second
hand and new goods. bought for spot
cash from ii best factories in the east IL
the very lowest cash prices, and besides
we discount every bill we buy, ard SELL
ing as we do for spot cash and doing cur
own WORK, it IS PLAIN to be seen we can
give you better goods for less money than
any house in Town. just see those fine
nsw oak be- room sets, 1Sx4J beveled slas',
for SIS and 500; maple sets ior $l5, or
those other sets 70, $40. And don't forget
- examine carefully those s)hd oak
hight back chairs, the best on earth, Tor
81; rnckers to match for 81 80, or fine
polished oak leather seat rockers for
81 aad So. New polished oak. roll
top de Ks for $50, or secretaries for Sl5,o or
Ia les desks for $50. Great. heavy OAK
extension tables for Sc; oak wardrobes
gasolin- stoves, warranted ell partnct, for
81 ard S.. Large oil heating stoves that
cost $40 aud ST. for So. Foldln. beds
with best cable springs made Tor &c. New
linen warp mating for 10 and 2ec. New,
best made combination tables for So.
There are springs, mattresses. pillows,
bedding, carpets, stoves crockefy, tinw&Te
and about everything used in the house,
oil sold at t1e lowest cash prices. Re-
II emoer the TACT you'll always get salts
faction and save money in trad ne at
LEWIS d ANDERSON ;, 312 S. Main ST.
II
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BUSINESS NEWSPAPER-THE DAILY
Journal business newspaper, pub
fishing all the county official records, real
estate transfers, mortgages and liens,
building news, contract work, financial
news, and all news relating 10 the re.
sources and Development of Southern
California and the great territory Of the
southwest. One dollcr per month, or in
advance $40 pcr annum. 227 W. First ST.,
Los Angeles, Cal. G-ltf
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PERsONAL-RALPHS BROs.-GOLD
Bar -four, 95c; city -four, 500: granu
lbs. 81; lbs. rolled wheat or oats. 25c;
sardines, boxes, ESQ; tomatoes, 4 cans,
Csc; bars German family soap. Go; 5
gallons oil. 81; gasoline, ST.: 8 packages
morning meal, 25c: land, l0-lb. can, CSC;
Il lbs. beans, $50 60l s. Spring st., cor.
Sixth
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PERSONALS. AXELFORD PAYS
highest price for gents cast-off cloth
ing at 105 n. Los Angeles street, send
postal. 1895
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PERsONAL--50 RUNNING FEET OF
wire fence, 10 feat high, with gate. Is
in good condition and is suitable for
Office, store or. factory partitions Will
be sold cheap. For further particu lars
call at the business Office Of The Herald. If
The herald., 1895-11-18

ADAMS l. BOWEN, KARPENTURZ,
SUCCESSORS to Adams & Sheldon, have
removed to 742 S. Main. Tel. Y66; res.
tel. blue 6Sl.
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DON'T co TO PRETEN DERS WHO
call thsmelves clairvovants. Won
derful, marvellous, awe-inspiiing. Truth
is stranger than fiction. 10 prove his
powers Prof. Fowler will Give free tests;
free test this week to all who visit his
parlors al The Norwood, $50 S. Hill. Sit
tlngs. o0c hours, to g.
The herald., 1895-11-18
NOTARIES
WA TCHMAkEP

THE PLACE TO HAVE YOUR WATCH
repaifed-you gee guarantee worth
something. W. J. GETZ, 336 S. Broad
way. ll-2O
The herald., 1895-11-18

FOR SALE-HOUSES BUILT EASY
payments. Get our figures for cash or
payments. food work and fair prices.
See oar plans; also see houses already
built. HOLWAY LAND CO., room IA,
California Bank bldg. II
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PERSONAL - THE LATEST STYLE
Regents suits made by crack eastern
tailors TOR $685. We 81 II for SIS II we can fit
you. MISFIT CLOTHING PARLORS,
ia w. First St, near Spring, Wilson Dix. ii
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Rates for Advertisements under this classth.
cation-i time, cents per line; l week, 80
cents per line; l month. 81 per line.
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POINDEXTER & wADSWORTH.B ROK.
ers, sos W. second st., buy and sell
stocks. mortgages, bonds and any good
securities; If you wish 10 lend or borrow
or invest in real estate call on as: collec-
tons made and property managed for
non. residents. 2Stf
The herald., 1895-11-18

FOR SALE-$40OO; 25-ROOM HOUSE:
lot so feet front. few minutes walk
from center of city; rented, 7ays 10 per
cent net; easy terms; chance. Adj
dress j., box 10, Her Id Office. 26-1m
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MONEY TO LOAN, SAFE FIRST-CLASS
mortgages for sale. Close and prompt
attention to collections. In collections
money must come. Advice about mort
cages and collections free. Apply at room
POS, Byrnc bdg., Ihird and Broadway.
NATIONAL LOAN AND INVESTMENT
Co.-Losns money on all kinds of col
lateral security: money quickly; business
strictly confidential. Rooms IS and 49,
Bryson blk. hftn floor. JOHN MITCH-
ELL JONES, manager. 1-3 Tyr
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L. B. COHN-.
The Los Angeles pawni.oker. 146 N.
Main ST., loans money on diamonds,
watches, jewelry, firearms, pianos, IL
braries and ali other collateral securities;
also sells unredeemed pledges for money
loaned and one months interest added |;
make no mistake. it is the reliable l.. b.
COIN, the Los angeles pawnbroker.
1910
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FOR RENT-.HOUSES

Rates for advertisements under this classic.
cation-l tim cents per line: | week, 80
cents per line; l month. 81 per line
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STORAGE

STORE YOUR GOODS IN THE CITY
Warehouse, 675 Upper Main st. free
from rats and mice and damp ess. Taxa
BILE cars. Z. 4. SMITH, proprietor.
The herald., 1895-11-18

MONEY TO LOAN ON CITY OR COUN.
try real estate; lowest rates; personal
notes or security, warrants. discount
mortrapes or any neRotiable papers: for
sale. first-class guaranty mortgages, in
terest net. JOHN L. FAVkOVICH,
800 W, First st. 3-24tf
The herald., 1895-11-18

THE WORLDS FAMOUS MEDIUM
and ralmist formerly known through
ont Europe aud America as SYRIA, the
child medium greatest living medium, in
dependent slate writer of the age; If de-
ceived through fakirs wouldbe msdiu mt,
come. SYRIA will give you a free test to
prove her powers; sh e tells just what you
want to Know; If you are sick or in
trouble she can help you. 6o71a S. Broad
way. l0-30-96
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THE SAFE DEPOSIT BOXES or THE
State Loan ana Trust Co. are inclosed
In tirrpronf and burglar proof vault
with time locks and brilliantly lighted
with electricity; alcuves attached for the
private examination OF valuables, with
writing materials, young lacy IN at
tendance.
The herald., 1895-11-18

FOR SALE-HOUSES BUILT-BRING
your plans to us Tor estimates. HOL-
WAY LAND co. builders, room IA,
California Bank bldg. II
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WANTED - FOR QUICK RETURNS
list your property with X. b. s +.
PHENS & CO., 125ls W. Third st. -
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FOR SALE-I WILL MAKEAN OFFER
on any business. personal property or
real ,sate. r.. L. PARSONS, room 1,
$50 W. Fist at. II
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LADIES MlSFIr STORE, GAG s.
Spring-Hiehest cash price paid for
ladies secondhand clothing. Send pos
tai. 1886
The herald., 1895-11-18

FOR SALE-FURNlTURE AND LEASE
of 10 room house at a barsa n.
Owner sells on account of leaving tho
city. Located at $40 s. Los Angeles
street. 10
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SITUATIONS WANTED-.FEMALE
WANTED---AGENTS

WANTED-AGENToAT HOME EVERY
Wh-1e. Address I'll W, First ST.,
room 7. 1871
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ARCHITECTS

FOR OWNERS AND CONTRACTORS
Order your plans etc, by an archi-
tect OF many years standings; cut rates;
save 80 per cent. Address l., box 5O, this
Office. ll-2o
The herald., 1895-11-18

THE LANDSFEnT CO., HLAD0UAR-
tiers o.iic' ana laboratory removed to
the Al Workman plooG, 25Ol5 5. spring
Ut, room ~. II.
The herald., 1895-11-18

The GERMAN SAVINGS AND LOAN
Society OF San Francisco will make
loans on improved city and country prop
erty.
On loans OF 5000 and under. Ger.
tihca,es OF title from the Title Iu-
suarnce and trust Co. will be ac-
ceptei, making the expense on
such loans very small. Building
loans q speciality. ARMY to
X. y. LUNT. Agsnt. 227 W. Second.
6-l5tf
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PERSONAL-HARRY, DID YOU SEE
the nobby pair of Pants bought for
$3.50 at the MISFIr CLOTHING PAR
LORS, 124 ". First ST., near Spring Will
son blk. ii
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EXCLUSIONS


EXCURSIONS TO THE EAST-THE
fagorite personally conducted exour-
sions OF tue Santa Fa route leave Los An.
eeles every Thursday morning at o'clock;
Pullman upholstered cars run without
change from Los Angeles to Chirago.
Kansas CITY. ST. Louis and Minneapolis,
with annex cars to Boston; the great
point to remember is that you save at
least one full days travel by taking the
fast train of the Santa Fe route; at
tentivs co ductors accompany the par
ties; through berths reserved and more
detailed information obtained al the CON-
ny office. 129 n. Spring st., Los An
geles. through any agent of she South
ern California railway.
The herald., 1895-11-18

PERSONAL :. MISFITS AND UN-
called for garments at less than half
your tailols' prices ut the MISFIT
CLOTHING PARLORS, l24 W. First
ST., near Spring, Wills N blk. If
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DENTISTS

THE AMERICAN DENTAL PARLORs;
set uf teeth from s. up. 355H s.
Spring g.. co... Fourth aud Spring SITS.
Tel. l420. l.27 96
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PEREZ NAL-NEW IEOt EsS-IKRali.
ularities from whatever cause. cured
without menlclne Ustrptnen $ or pain.
sure cure; lady attendants; low ices. SO
5. Grand ave. io1
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DIAMOND DEALERS

DIAMONDS-A LOT OF THE FINEST
diamonds. from n to N carats, at
very low prices. W. A. FkEEBERG.
4O6 s. Spring IT. Ills
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BUSINESS pppoRTUMTlss

Rates for ADVERTISED b ents up or this cl..sin
cation tin Q. 5 cepts per line: week, 81
cen or line; moVth, 81 per Il no.
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Personal

Personal w iNTED YOUNG LADY
correspondent; object, pleasure. Ad.
dress p, Fox 20, this Gee. 10
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FOR SALE 1925 GROCERY WITH
restaurant; license to sell liquor in
clud,d; rare cnance. BEN WHITE, 22l
w. First ST. Is
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FOR SA IE-
$7d0-First class bakery; good business.
s60o-Grocery and fruit store; close in.
$loO0- Grocery, doing $1,000 t $1,000
mouthly. N. Is. WALKER q CO..
20 1851 W. Second st,
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MRS ALEXANDER KEMOVES CORNS
and buniors and gives massage al 433
). Main st., OPP. uOstOtfice. 1877
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BOARD AND ROOMS

LOVELY ROOMS AND GOOD
board at the Santa Clara, 324 W.
Third St; the most centrally located
home place in the city; references ex-
changed %
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MRS. DIR. L. a. ADAMS, ELECyRU-
magnetic healer women and chill
dren a Speciality. 2lo S. Spring, room 6.
Consultation free. liz
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FOR SALE-LOD0INd HOUSES


SHE'S A HONEY. SUAH-36 ROOM
fat on one Of the finest corners in the
city leased for 3 years at $50, Including
ture, elegant carpets ana bedding; evsry-
thing frst class; money maker. aud
here is wher, the honey part mes in;
$3.50 cash and 5000 in SO monthly nav-
ments; do YOU see any honey IN that? 4.
T.,CASEY & CO.. 1857 s. Broadway. II
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V. B. KETCHAM-REAL ESTATE
broker and rental agency. Room -,
12iM S. spiing st. If
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PROFESSOR A. MYERS AND PRO.
FEeSOR SAMRI FOWLER are per-
manently located at $50 5. Hill ST.. The
Norwood; these gifted people NAV be
consulted upon all affairs of life; sittings
soc and 81; free test; free test to all sat-
isfaction positively guaranteed; business
strictly private and continental.
The herald., 1895-11-18

FOR sALE-$sooO. OR INVOICE, LARGE
store dealing in ladies' and chill
dren's shoes. underwear, millinery, etc.
selling on account of sickness. BEN
WHITE, 22i W. First ST. IS
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JU DSON'S POPUL LAR EXCURSIONS
Every Monday over the Rio Grande
Western and Denver and Ri, Grande rail-
way; scenic route; personally conducted.
newly upholstsr d cars through to CHI
ca o, New York and Boston, finest
equipment, est service, quick time.
Once, 2l2 S. Spring st.
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FOR EXCHANGE

FOR EXCHANGE
10 you want o to 100 acres in the San
Gabriel valley?
DO you want a city residence.
Have you got som ething to sell or
trade.
E. X. ALEXANDER.
S-27 tt 145 $. Broadway.
40 acres near Redondo.
The herald., 1895-11-18

WANTElI-PRUPERT IN ANY OF
the New England states 20 exchange
for equity in nice 10 acre prune orch
ard near Palmdale; water decided with
the land. BEN WHITE, 22l W. First
ST 1S
The herald., 1895-11-18

FOR SALE-$225 - BAKERY, LARGE
oven, horse. wagon: city; must be
sold today. Apply to BEN WHITE, 2c1
w. First st. Is
The herald., 1895-11-18
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

FOR SALE-SOME GOOD BARGAINS
in secondhand organs; good makes.
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WANTED..TO BORROW

STOCkS, BONDS AND MORTGAGES
FOR BSCRIBE FOX SHARES
in the thirteenth annual series of the
Savings Fund and Building Society of
Los Angeles: established in 1883. Office,
rooms 1O1-102 Wilson blk, First and
Spring Its. l2-9
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FOR sALE-DO YOU WANT TO BUY
business? Do you want to sell out.
II so, see II. ROSENBLATT, 229 W. SEQ.
onG st. If
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PHILLIPS PERSONALLY CONDUCT
ed excursions, via the Rio Grande
and Rock Island routes. leaves Los An
geles every Tuesday; cross the Sierra Ne
vadas and PASS the entire Rio Granda
scenery by daylight; also via Southern
ronte every Monday. Office, 13S S. Spripg
st,
The herald., 1895-11-18
PHYSICIANS

DIR. TOLES. OFFICE 100 PIRTLE BLDG.
OhiId foor), cor. Fourth and Broad
defects in physical DEVELOPMENT. Hours,
| to 8 p. m. 1l-l8
The herald., 1895-11-18
MUSIC LESSONS
HAIRDRESSERS

LOS ANGELES HAIRDRESSING PAR.
lors - shampooing and the scalp
treated for falling nair; cutting. curling
bangs aud manicurinx; prices low. NJ.
Il. WOOD, room q. 211 W. First st. 11-10
The herald., 1895-11-18

MONEY TO LOAN ON DIAMONDS,
watches, jswelry, sealskins, etc also
on pianos, merchant sc, iron and steel
safes, iurniture in lodging houses, board
ing houses and hotels, without removal;
also on city and country property; low
interest; can have money at once: busi-
ness con fidentisl; private Office tor ladies.
GEO. $. ROBINSON, 233 W. First st.
rooms and &
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UNION LOAN Co.

UNION LOAN Co.,
Stimson blk.
Loans money on all kinds Of collateral
securitv; watches, diamonds. scale Sin
ana furniture In lodging and boarding
houses and on pianos without removal:
also on bonds, stocks, morteayes; low in.
terest; money at once; business conf
dental; private Office for lad 'es. room
liz. CLARK A. SHAW. manager rooms
Ill and liz, first floor, Stimson blk.
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BARRIERS


THE BLOOMER BARBER SHOP; SEE
the lady barber, cor. Spring and
Seventh SIS. 1l.3l
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BICYCLES

=, -
s. LA RSEN & co. HAVE THE AGENCY
for the Relay bicycles, 223 W. Fifth
st. ls-s
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1895-03-07
A DELIGHTFUL JAUNT To THE
NATIONAL CAPITOL


Have you ever treated yourself TO IA
visit To the capitol of the nation? II
not, havn't you often waited for an OPP
portunity To do SO. To see its public
buildings, visit its museums art gall
leries, arsenals, parks and public AMI
private institutions? Possibly when
you had the time. the expense was n
serious drawback. by taxing advan.
tage OF the low rate excursions offered
by the B. & o., this item is reduced To-
a minimum and really places the trip
within the reach of all. The next ex-
cnrsion via B. & O. X. r. is announced
for Thursday, March 18th. Write to
the nearest B. & .. agent for an illus
trated guide to the capitol, giving de-
S ription an cuts of the principal pub
lie buildings aud map also detailed
information in regard to the itinerary.
The following table viii show the
rate and train schedule from stations
in this vicinity.
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p,afnas5 caan,t b, curad

10y local applications. as they cannot
rsicn the discussed portion of the ear
There - only one way To cure Dsaf-
ness, and that Is by constitutional rem
sdies. Deafness Is canscd bv an i'm
famed puIition OF the mucous lining
of the Eustachiau Tube. When this
tube gets infained you have rumDling
sound or imperfect hcarius. and when
u is entirely closed Deafness is the re-
,ult, AMI unless the inflammation can
he taken out an | this tube store to-
Us normal condition. hearing will bo
d dsstroye forever; nine cases out OF ten
are caused by catarrh: which is nothin z
but an inhlmcd condition OF the mu-
cous surfaces.
We will give One Ifund'cd Dollars for
any case Of Deafness (ciused by cat
nrrh) that cannot be cured by II Ills
Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars. free.
y. j. CHENEEY e. co Tolsdo.O.
n sold by druggists, 15c.
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Friendship Is Not Init

PLEASANT DALE. Feb. IS, 1897.
To the X iltor of Tus ARous.
DEAR SIR;-The challenges sent To-
any school or schools for contest spell
was accepted by Pleas INT Dale through
yovr paper and was answered by pri-
vate letter To Jos H. White. which said
they would stand by their challenge
and spell us, and fpr us To name tno
place ana time and they would DC there.
We did so. The app Dintei place being
Long Hollow, Saturday night. Feb 23,
iSo5. We went To meet them (only
three of us) aud we had told them 10
bring all the spoilers they had in that
country. A large crowd assembled
AMI TO our dlsapp ointment, Friendship
did not appear This marlS OF cowardice
shows clearly that they did not mean
at all To spell Just simply wanted to-
puff tnrouy thc county paper what
they could do But saying aud doing
Is two different things. Now we want
Friendship to Withdraw their challenge
and acknowledge To the pscple that
they will not spell when called TO do so.
We do not make any boast of our spell
ling at all, but whea boldly challenged
do not back out. They may try to-
make some apology for this. but no
apology will De accepted.
They sent challcnge TO another
school 20 s.'ell thsm on the night they
were To- spell US and did not send that
challenge untii Friday, Feb 22, just
one diy before the contest We think
they thought that school woull he
easier To spell than Pleasant DIle. but
they did not notify us OF this or we
would have not been disappointed So.
We will not bs disappointed for Friend.
ship to do anything hereafter.
Jos. II. WnrrE.
Teacher Pleasant Dale School.
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ORATOR AND STATESMAN,
And One OF The Leaders OF The
National Democracy

The above is u fair picture Of the
most eloquent or tor IN Congress.
w. Bourko Cochran. who has re-
presented The 18th New York Dis
trict several terms aud taken rank
rs one Of the ablest leaders OF the
National DemOcr icy. lie is Of
Irish decent and was elected bv
Tammany llill, being one Of It's
most active members till the lls'
year or two. when be refused TO do
rs corrupt bidding aud was turned
down list year aud the nomination
gwen to George B. Mcclellan, ~
very young. but brliln; represent
adye Of his IllustriOus father. The
young man was elected by .3l1
plurality over II a. Chescbrough
the Republican candid de aud was
one of the FIVE Democrats out of -
Congressman from New York.
elected az the political cyclone last
fall, to twenty Democratic mem bcrs
out o. the 81 elected at the previous
election. As Cochran failed TO get
the nomination, although he madt
but little effort TO secure IT,. his
time in Congress expired with this
session last Monday. IIe sailed
wednesday Of last week for Enropc
on the Americ,n Line Steamer
"C,ty of Paris" to travel and r ~
from his long term iu public lIf,
and get away from scenes anplets
ant. lie wife died and WIS buried
in New York City. Saturday, Feb
%. 1898. leaving him with two
small children. lle has acquired
considerable property and being d
fine lawyer will never want foi
business or the ''needful." n,
"a considered BY many capabI,
I jadg's. the most eloquent and
scholarly oratoe IN the UniteC
States.
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from the corner to when she had
retrcated.
"lt is, or IL is not" replied Mr..
Bowser, as he slowly got up. That
is what is called stage fall, aud
the idea is TO make the lgurc more
supple. You needn't bc surprised
. IL l fall several times like that"
Wont you please stop? See how
yon are shaking the chandelier aud
everything else in the room. The
people next door will think we are
having IA war dance in here"
The people next door can think
what they please. | don't propose
to 80 into quick consumption To
accommodate the people next door.
Watch that blll i. See there |! And
there And there. Mrs. Bowser,
u yoa want robust health, if you
want to feel' -
MIR. Bowser accomplished two
things at oncc---he missed the ball
and struck the chandelier and
knocked Off two globes. aud i'm
sprlnging buck he struck the Dig
family rocking chair. and went
clean over it and lay in heap on
the floor Mrs. Bowser gathered up
the shattered globes, carried the
balloon to the window and sent il
sailing into the night. and then
advanced To Mr.. Bow er, who lay
on his back glarIng ut the ceiling.
and said:
"That was another stage fall,
suppose, aud your figure cort ,inly
appears more supl le -
Mr.. Bowser turned over, got up
with II painful effort, and after
feeling of his neck to see if it WAS
broken, he ho ,rsely exclaimed
III you want To XIII me, why
don't You do it with bullet or
poison ?"
"Why. Mr.. Bowser, what can
you mean ?"
Never you mind understand!
Shonld you wish To 60 home to your
mother until our Lawyers can al =.
range matters, let me know in the
morning f! Good night. Mrs. Bow
SER. good night | will sugget {
that you use your maiden name,
and | trust you may have better
success in killing your next hus-
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