The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1895-10-24
yrom Belicfonte Gazette.
[ItrrrR KERNEL HARDER /:

LEVER KERNEL HARDER:
Ich hob dere shunt so long ken
brief me g'shrivva os ich shier MINI
nv vase we mer fore gait. Es is
pet os ich dich fergessa bob vile du
fun Hawsabarrick fardt gatzooga
hsht, awver ich hob, by chucks,
ken geld g'hot far de pusht batzaw-
a.
Ne, Kernel, ich hob dich gawiss
net fergessa, un es sin much feel
ouery doh ON barrick os dich 81
Iaya net fergessa un won Sc en-
hunnert dowsend yohr olt wara. De
Polly doot dich aw net fergessa, un
ola mohl os anes ebbes sawgt g@ga
dch don fleeked SO rous we en-
bsrn.asel, un "woopsh" husht's uf
der shtarn. Der onner dawg hut de
Kitty Kissinger uns helfa lodwar-
rck kucha un owets is der Bill aw
cooma. Noach supper wora mere
IN der k,ch g'hucked un unser pifa
eschmoked don hut anes di nawma
anenned.
"Ich wooner," hut der Bill g'sawd,
"eb der Kernel Harder much so
shtories fartzela con sidder os are
en- Dan Hastings 81 grobba fressa
but missa?" Woopsh, wore de Pol
y far eme.
"Denksht du," hut Sc g'sawd, "der
Kernel Harder daid grobba fressa
50 long os es bodder-reeslin hut.
Husht du enc 81 leva sana grobba
iressa? No sir unnemond shunsht.
Sell doots in meim house."
Der Bill hut nix mae tsu sawga
Dot un hut suggest mer dada nun
pn's Hullerhecka g@ WOO mer
unich ma unper-fuck'a rous
chwetza brouch. Ich bin NIT eme
rn We mere in de baar- r-shtoop cooma
u doh wore der Mike Blotner, der
pam Seeshols, jockey Hawnayar-
fch, Billy Bixler,.. Sammy Sensa-
Fetzer und der Bill Biffelmoyer, Sc
FOra oil in ma ring g'hucked un
ben duwocks- bree uf der same
blocka g'shpoutsed. Ola mobl os
ie deer uff gonga is hen Sc oil ga
Eooked ebs net en- kondadawt is, far
Fewora oil dorshtich. We mere nj
ooma sin hut der Sam Seeshuls der
Bill g'frogt we are aw-cooma daid.
oh, hut der Bill g'sawd, "Ich |
Faar OILS awennich besser oh, un won
e tzelda much awennich aw-holdta
ION bin ich, by EN- dunner, gons
bm
Aha hut der Sam g'sawd, "des |
In eva de gooda Demagrawdisha |
Zelda WOO mere hovva hen sulla
Eon der Cleveland elect werdt. |
'aetsa en- dawler un a fardle, woll |
aitzich cent, un glaider so wolful
5 mer-"
Holt amohl," hov ich g'sawd, |
lch hob en- idea"
"Shtup Gottlieb," sawgt der Jeck.
Hawnayarrick, "geb di idea tsu
ADemagrawda. Sc sin usht about
u.s."
Well sawgt der Billy Bixler,
es SIN argets fowla fish. Dri yohr
Funck wore ich on oil de Dema-
Fawdlsha meetings, bin gonsa
Ochta uf der shtrose room ga
ruled mit'ra oldta fet-lomp uf der
iel un giles-gnudla ga-kicked far
r Cleveland in Office do un es
l'ht os mer g'happent is we are
'ect wore hen SO my pension fun
Ie gnumma un now muss ich
us saga un rinna sh@la far geld
iega far Ticker kaufa. Eb der
eyeland in Office cooma is wore's
Ell blendy, un yader ebber hut
'0de slaider g'wore un blendy tsu
Esa g'hot."
law yo : sawgt der Mike Blot
"wos wora doch sell tzeida."
la mohls wore's ken druvvel dri
'NleF grega for 81 shtim, un now
% SIN mer? De si-bengel fun
magrawda hen oil de office un
aldta aw OILS geld"
Blame uns net hut der Billy
Aler gsawd. Mere wora for-un-
Sonslch yohr Gus Office un der
aAe os es now cooked gaits much
4Oni ter-un-tswonsich yohr eb
s'e Wldder nj cooma. De boova
lined.n
Dere sint recht, oil recht," hoy
sawed, for now wore my tseit,