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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-05

Now that the pugilists have been unable
TO pull of a fight. there would be no inter-
ference in any attempt they might make
10 pun of their coats and go at some
legitimate work.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-05

There Is an abundant sugar crop In
Louisiana this year which is said TO be the
cause of the disappearance of the free
silver agitation in that state.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-05

When the Armenlans ask Russia to help
chem II looks om.nous Russia has a
aablt Of answering such an appeal in
v,av that means business.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-05

Tae n1iders es tae eatl'eshla 1p3aoa
agl res s2 aa hcGus tar s-es8 abave ere
eansE.l-t requirements Tea amount pA q
taes ta- ev tae government is very 49,.
The Eefw-r for Heese power Aoaus
s4xss1 sAela s-ss.t1Ss. .A@ NcN@4k ana
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-05
REWARD.

A reward Of $40 win be paid for informa-
iion leading 20 The arrest and conviction
~ any one stealing copies Of the Post
1nfoiiircncer delivered 20 subscribers
throughout the city.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-05

rr,rvoTT THEATER-Chas. Pearson. pro-
rr~Fetur. Washington street bet sseera
Se~6r5 ara Third. Unlimited success
week commencing Monday. Oct. Il The
ss,9sntric. gigElfnE comedy.
s.Hlku BEk IN"
y-,,e--usrrled xIth songs, dances. spec
ta~9alar ELECTS. etc. New faces. new acts
pefrad vaudeville show. Admission i9c;
t,cxes &C k4TSt-c4Ass artists always IN
demand
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-05

Today there VIII be quite demand FOR
anxious seats thc most prominent appN-
caats perhaps being Arthur p. German and
Wat Hardin.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-05

Taey say chat ,he people OF Philadelphia
ere slow. but there were no indications Of
d ia the holmes trial
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-05

IN addition TO the Goo Coos and Gazoos
= IS very ukciy that about midnight in
New York there viii also be a good many
boo hoos.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-05

Mr.. Cleveland asks as 10 be thankful.
and we VII De, hut not quite 50 much so
as sixteen ro1ths from this time.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-05

II turkeys could ,ake out insurance poll
cIes they would now he considered very
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-05

Bulletins Of Republican victories VIII be
displayed at the Post-Intehigencer ONCE
tonight.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24
The Difference.

yankees have knack of pronounc-
ing words in most outlandish way,
remarked a gentleman from New Or
leans. II am on my way home from
Buffalo. While l was in Buffalo got
a trifie mixed up about the streets In
fact. was lost. l stopped gentle
man and asked him where could get
a car (pronouncing it kor, as we do
down south.)
"The gentleman was evidently puz-
zled, and, after thinking a moment,
said: What did you say you wanteo?'
",why, CAR replied.
"a kor,' he said, whats that? How
do you spell it9'
SThat made me rather angry, and 1
answered: Great goodness CAM
you people up here understand En-
glish? Car, kor.'
"sOh. l know what you want now
he said, you mean a car (pronouning
Il exactly like care.)''-Cincinnati Trie'
une.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24
HISTORICAL.
April 81, 1898, Alexander the Great

April 81, 1923, Alexander the Great
R1L2S, 1854, is the supposed birth
of William Shakespeare at STRAIT
hpon.A Avon. He died on this date.
d.
b famous national democratic con-
on met in Charleston, N. c., April
S6o. The convention divided on
bsue Of slavery, and two democratic
IS were ultimately made, giving
Election to Lincoln.
E WILLIAM EATON, with a motley
Of Americans, Greeks and Arabs,
pred Derne, in Tripoli, on April ~,
this being the first time the
fican flag was raised over q for
beyond the Atlantic. Gen. Eaton
United States naval agent to Bar
He had been consul to Tunis and
Experienced in affairs on the north
|an coast. The campaign at Derne
Pn attempt to place q dethroned
|ein possession of his rights.
April rs, 1891, the Chilean insur-
warship, Blance Encelada, was
P up by torpedos in Caldera bay
'wo hundred lives lost. The Blan-
mt down in true torpedo attack.
'lsSailants were the torpedo cruis-
ondell and Lynch. The Condell
the Blanco with one torpedo at
ards and a second at sixty-five.
vas struck amidships by one from
yhch, and two minutes later, or
MINUTES ~ from the striking of the
MS flrst torpedo, foundered, carry
own all but forty of her people.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24
HOME HINTS.

YER allow left over coffee or tea to
in tin.
MAKE whites of eggs beat quickly,
a small pinch of salt.
u all preserves, jellies and canned
IN a cool, dark and dry place.
cloth to wash the potatoes for
1T will save your hands.
TABLESPOONFUL of kerosene added
starch when boiling prevents it
sucking to the irons and leaves no
'aer 70 remove a glass stopper
Oo.tie heat the neck by holding
= nghted match, or by pouring
well to boil the molasses to be
~, gingerbread, or at least heat
no. before beating up the cake,
VIII be greatly improved.
sa,eapots thoroughly with strong
ano water, and then rinse well
perfectly each day to prevent
teapot.
II nttie rolls of cotton batting,
= with dark cloth, under the
us Oh the rockers Of the chair
-Aes a practice Of tipping
vi attempt to extinguish the
81. NJ Olszing oil with water; it viii
- 1hem worse. Pour corn meal
quickly over them, OF throw
n y OF anything handy that win
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24
IA THIRTY YEARS.
state Contributes
|sucEeS Ssa Veterans So arch.

. Member Of the Gai-
I'D l' = =, V. l.. Finally Found
is'th ~ ~ Has Sought Since
7h'' the War Closed
., A,atabula, ohio, Bsaeo"')
1''n =, y la. A was born and brought up
sd Tayl0iy v. and from there en-
nIEa ; \; T., regiment s N. Y, Y. l.,
y ih 2. wen went through the war and
hfh 10 . " Service. Owing to exposure
Il. ,. lasa during 9r the service, Mr.. Tay y.
lasn MP chronic diarrhGa from which
Fr IIssssa now overa) years, with abb abb
afeioph elm from physicians. BY
10 : a wonderfully vigorous man.
pns J, ~. Iss'. doctors had killed him long
q VIZ was the only thing which
Ia al.a rslief. He had terrible head
y, a, nerves were shattered, ne could
nls NJ ho,,r a day on an average, and
Fsp . a. nJ to a skeleton. Agar ago he
/. ', M sought relief in a change OF
WIZ ''om now to Geneva, o., but the
PEW WA. ,I came not. Finally on the
Y .. lo of F. J. Hoffner, the
|1s a.,srist Of Geneva, who was cog
a .,%;lar cases which Pink Pills had
o. s' marlor was persuaded to try a
Nv. ~ . drowning man grasps at a
4 Il took the pills." says Mr.. Taylor,
N M o morehope of rescue. But after
.s ~ II suffering and fruitless search
N s iIat last found it in DR., Williams
| XII, The day after I took the first
Ia.aum ~, to feel better and when l
a. pn the first box Twas in fact a new
IN mat was two months ago. Mr..
~ since taken more Of the pills and
,s uSs is steady and he has the utmost
y "a IN them. He has regained full
| III II Ms nerves and sleeps as well as
s M Color is coming back to his
4 veins and he is gaining flesh and
4 rapidly. He is now able to do con-
lie outdoor work.
concluded narrating his sufferings,
,noe and cure to a Beacon reporter,
sylor who has been his faithful help.
,sse many years, said she wished ia
, testimony in favor Of Pink Pills.
nils alone is due the credit of rails
TAYLOR from ahelpless invalid to the
isto-day," said Mrs. Taylor. Both
Mrs. Taylor cannot find words to
the gratitude they feel or recon-
10 highly Pink Pills to suffering hui
Any inquiries addressed to them at
O.. regarding Mr.. Taylor's case
III cheerfully answer, as they are
that the whole world shall know
MI Pills have done for them and that
ghumanity may be benefited thereby.
Tilliams' Pink Pills contain all the ell
necessary to give new life and rich.
the blood and restore shattered
They are for sale by all druggists,
be had by mail from DR.. Williams
e Company, Schenectady, N. Y, for
per box. or six boxes for $3.50.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

TEXAS JusTIcE-"Yon admit you stole the
pig out Of the penl" Colored Prisoner
'"Yss,I admits l stole de pig, but wuz
hongry, an didn't have muffin ter eat"
'Pork reacher," said the Judge, with tears
In his eyes, as he chalked him down for two
years.-Tammany Times.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24
Nothing Succeeds Like Success.

The successes achieved by men and things
are not always based upon merit. But a
success well merited and unprecedented in
the annals of proprietary medicine, should
these ever come to be written, is Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, botanic medicine, dis
covered nearly half century ago, and the
leading remedy for and preventive of mala-
rial, rheumatic and kidney complaints, dys-
pepsia, constipation and biliousness.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24
When travelling

Whether on pleasure bent, or business, take
on every trip bottle of Syrup of Figs, as it
acts most pleasantly and effectively on the
kidneys, liver and bowels, preventing
fevers, headaches and other forms of sick
ness. For sale in 30 cents and 81 bottles by
all leading druggists.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24
When You want 3 Thresher,

Horse Power, Swinging or Wind Stacker,
Saw Mill, Self Feeder, or an Engine, ad-
dress the j. l. CASE T. M. Co., Racine, Wis.
They have the largest Threshing Machine
plant in the world, and their implements may
be relied upon as the hest. Business estab-
lished 1872 Illustrated catalogue mailed free.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

Sore Eyes Cured.
Jackson's Indian Eye Salve never fails TO
do this; 25c at all drug stores.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

AN emphatic s'no'' is seldom so binding as
a soft, deliberate one OF the kind that make
no splash when they light.-Milwaukee
Journal.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

"YoU say her marriage was a failure?"
"Well, don't know what else to call it. Not
half the people who were invited came. %
Detroit Tribune
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

WHEN the devil goes for his photograph
he wants to rctouch the negative himself
Rams Horn.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24
I'M the Cleaning.

She (pointing at a star).-Ah, there
Is Orion.
Voice from the darinessl--Yez are
,;shtakeu. mum. it's O'Reillv--Life.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

In the Chains He protesting) Poverty
is no crime.n She-''Possibly not morally,
but it is matrimonially .''-Detroit Free
Press
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

Could Improve on It-Mrs. Norris
whats the matter, Robby; are you chok-
ing" Robby (feelingly, with his mouth full
of bones)--"Say, mamma, I'd like to build
Just one shad. PUCK.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

SOME men are counting upon getting +
heaven because they have never been i
jail.-RaIl's Horn.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

.sHow MANY bells are in this chimea
asked the curious traveller. Eight a
tolled," said the sexton.-Mdianapo
Journal.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

He is fool who cannot be angry, but he
Is wise man who will not.-Old Proverb.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

If we try to obtain perpetual change
change itself will become monotonous.-
Ruskin.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

If hours did not hang heavy what would
become of scandal! q Bancroft.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

A COURSE of conduct that has to be de-
Tended to the conscience may always be set
down as wrong.-Ram' Horn.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

CHURCH fairs are devices to make the
goats pay for the pasturage of the sheep
RAMS Horn.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

THE new woman hasn't progressed so las
that she can spade up her own flower gar
den yet-Boston Globe.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

DELIVER me, o Lord, from that evil man
myself. T. Brooks.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

LADIES in stockholders box (who are be
ing Missed for talking loudly)-"As if we
hadn't heard the 'Tell' overture before p'-
Fliegende Blaetter.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

In persons grated in serious trust negli-
gence is crime Shakespeare.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

EACH one sees what he carries in his heart.
Goethe.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

HE deserves small trust who is not privy
counselor to himself. -Ford.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

PooRuoUsEs are full of people whose
pride and boast once was that they were toe
independent to be bossed.- Milwaukee
Journal.
The Canton times. (Canton, Miss.) 1893-1906, 1895-05-24

ease I had spent hundreds Of dollars
trying various remedies and physi-
clans. none of which did me any
good. My finger nails came off and
nv hair came out, leaving me
perfectly bald. then went to
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-05-14
Frances Power Cobhe.

Frances Power Cobbc Is one Of tho most
remarkable women of the Victorian era.
She may indeed he described us tho Oldest
new woman now living on the planet and
is in many ways kind Of progonitor Of
the new woman of whom we hear so much
nowadays. Throughout the lifetime of
generation hers has been the most eloquent
voice, tho most strcnuonsly raised to plead
the claims of our inarticulatc brethren in
fur and feather and no ono has done moro
to give force and volume to tho movement
in favor Of dumb animals, which she truly
declares to be n fresh divine impulse of
mercy stirring in thousands of human
hearts. Her campaign against viviscction
has extended over several dccadcS.-Ex-
change
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-05-14
DOGS BETTER THAN BULLETS.
prisoners In Texas Jail Guarded by
Half Hundred Fierce Irutes.

Convicts in tho state prison at Hunts
vile, Tex, are guarded while mt work on
the roads by huge dogs. There il u reg
ular breeding establishment in the prison
for raising the dogs, and the kennels con-
tain 10 or 90 of them.
These dogs, which arc the Same rs those
of which Prince Bismarck is so fond, arc
known in this country rs Great Danes.
In Germany, whence the breed had its or
fgin, they are called the Ulmcr dog. Those
used mt Huntsville are crossed with the
mastiff and the resultant breed is n fierce,
courageous and very powerful animal
While ut work the convicts are guarded
both by the warders and the dogs The
armed wardcrs are stationed about so feet
apart, and between each arc n couple of
tho dogs, who lie peacefully enough while
all is quiet, but ut the first unusual sound
arc instantly on the alert. Should u con-
Wet make II desperate break for liberty he
would be pulled De- and torn pieccmeal
before he had conc 100 feet.
Unlike bloodhounds, who will not at
tack their game when ovcrtallcn, but only
give tongue these dogs cannot be called
off, and an escaping convict is certain to
he killed. Needless to say, attempts at
escape are not frequent. a negro who
mudo II bold dash for liberty was caught
by two of the hounds and torn TO pieces
before he had gone 80 yards These acct
dents figure in the reports as "shot whilc
trying to escape" 1t is rare, however,
that shot is fired by the guards. There
is reason to believe that they prefer to sec
man run down to sending bullet
through him. The life of n convict guard
is a very monotonous one. His duties con-
sist mainly in marching up and down, riflo
on shoulder, by the side of gang of con-
victs. Such Il break in tho monotony as n
man hunt is too tempting to let slip, and
compassion for "grcascr" is altogether
unknown.
These drastic measures for guarding the
gangs nrc TO ID certain extent necessary,
owing to tho desperate character of tho
majority of the prisoners. They consist
mainly of that mixture of negro, Indian
and Mexican blood from which comes tho
"greaser," as he is contcmptuously termed.
Cor. New York World
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-05-14
Value of Warm Baths.

Warm baths will often prevent the most
virulcnt disease. ~ person who may be
in fear of having received infection of any
kind should take a warm bath, suffer per-
spiration to cnsuc end thon rub dry. He
is advised to dress warmly TO guard against
taking cold. If the system has imbibcd
any infectious matter, it will be removed
by rcsOrting to the warm bath if the lat
ter Do taken before tho infection has had
time to spread over the system, and even if
some time has elapsed the drcnching per-
spiration that may be induced by hot wa
ter will be very likely to remove it. In
cases of congestion, bilious collie, inlam-
nation, etc, there is no remedy moro GER
tain to give relief than hot bath. In
cases of obstinate constipation also Won
dcrful cures have been wrought.-Harri-
sons Magazine.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-05-14
Both Died III Jerusalem.

Monk Gerbert, who assembled the papal
throne under the title of Sylvester IT,
anticipating Roger Bacon, made q
bronze head, which, like that owned by
the roputed inventor of gunpowdcr, was
capable of answering him like an oracle
From this head he learned that he would
not die until ho performed mass at Jeru-
salem, and so he determined to live for
ever, by taking especial care not to go to
tho Holy City. Unfortunately Gerbert
soon found that brazen heads, like other
juggling fiends, but keep the word of
promise to our car and break it to our
hope" for one day he was taken serious
1y i'll just after he had celebrated mass
in one Of the churches at Rome. On in
quiring tho name of this particular
church he heard, much to his dismay,
that it was popularity known us "Jeru-
salcm,' and he died in great agony n
few hours afterward. Five hundred
years after this Master Robert Fabian
gives us the story of the death of King
Henry ", and tells us how that in his
youth it had been prophcsied that he
would die i'll Jerusalem, and that tho
prophecy, us i'll the case of Gcrbert, was
in way fulfilled by the king dying i'll
The Jerusalem chamber at Westminster.
London Standard.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-05-14
Well Supplied.

Ho is u German and the keeper of a So
loon. Ho has been in America but few
short months, and consequently his knowl-
edge of the English language Is not great.
1t Is no wonder, then, that no should
make u few mistakes rs to tho intcrprcta-
ton of certain sounds expressive of mean
ing in the language no has adopted. He
was sitting behind his bar waiting for
trade Saturday afternoon, when young
man entered.
''Aro you tho proprietorr' was tho In
quiry.
"Ya, ich bin boss HER"
"Well, I'm tho agent Of publishing
company, and want to sell you Shake
speare.'
"Voll, ich habc Licbcr's bier, und Maus'
bier, und Schmidt's bier, und Homo bier,
und Milwaukee bier, und Budweiser. /
t'ink mo dots genug. Didn't never hear
Of dot Jake's bier"
"Oh, you don't understand me. 1 am
not speaking of beer. What have to sell
is n book"
VEIL you como around in four oder fun
days and haf book too"
The young man left in disgust and OK;
crtcd his energy on q moro enlightened
dago who lived next door.-Indianapolis
Sentinel.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-05-14
DIGNITY AND POSITION.
One Regulates the Use of the other II
the Railroad Business.

One Regulates the Use of the Other In
the Railroad business.
Dignity, friend of 1nino tells me- is
like coat. 1t can be put on and taken of
ut will.
GA young friend of minc and myself, ="
said he event into the railroad business
in the samc Office. We were awfully
chummy, roomed together and called each
other Will and Jack. In q little while he
got n promotion and he stiffcned up his
back, got rather distant in his manner and
began addressing me rs Mr. Smith 1t
was hwfully funny to me. We didn't run
together as wo had been doing before and
our treatment of each other was extremely
formal. Not long afterward got pro-
motion, and 1t was Jack again with tho
old fashioned cordiality. We got to DO
chummy again
"Thcn came cruel turn in the manage
mcnt OF tho railroad and was put back
to my former place. 1t was Mr.. Smith
again. We rather lost touch again. For
several months We didn't associate with
each other. Then got splendid promo
ton which placed me at tho head of the Of
flee. was boss of tho shop, and it was
Mr.. Smith with all of them.
My old friend was rather embarrassed
at first rs to what he should call me. He
started out with the old time Jack, but
corrected him. Mr.. Smith, if you please,
said T.
$50 am Mr.. Smith today and he is Mr.
Brown. Tomorrow may be Jack again
and he will be Mr.. Brown. There's no
telling. Such is the fortune of railroading
and such tho way of dignity. Atlanta
Constitution.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-05-14
ILLUMINATING AQUARlUMS.
This Is Putting Electric Light to a Most
Cruel Use.

Sir Herbert Maxwell draws attention to
n form of cruelty which, no claims, should
be stcrnly discouraged On recent occa-
sion he attended most deliberately up
pointed dinner. Tho center of tho table
was occupied by crytsl bowl In which
were half dozen goldfish. Among these
an electric lamp had boon introduced, and
its strong light beat on the fish with IN
effect that must have been cxcruciating
Fish are extremely sensitive to light not
only in their eyes, but (somc of them) over
the whole surface of their bodies, ms is
shown by the faculty possessed by trout of
altering their color to that Of the ground
over which they swim. That which ron
dcrs exposure to strong light intolerablc to
fish is that they have no cyclids. Had the
rays of light struck the globe obliqucly
the harshness of their effect would have
been to some extent modified, but the full
briiliancc of the lamp was brought close
to and level with the fish, which had no
Granny in which to screen their lidlcss eyes.
Sir Herbert asks, elbow would the
guests have enjoyed their feast if the cen
ter of the table had been occupied by pill
lar of intense light, 6 feet high, that being
the proportion to their stature which tho
burner bore to the size of the goldfish"
He believes it to be one of the thought
less uses OF the clcctrlc light which Will DO
abandoned rs soon as thbsc who have
adopted it realize its cruelty. There is
scientific warrant for this appeal. 1t is
well known that the intense light of the
electric arc produces painful aillncnt,
called "olcctric sunstrokc," upon work
men who are exposed to it's influence where
large arcs are used MS in electric welding,
and it has been clearly demonstrated that
the light of even the incandcscent lamp
has n powerful effect upon the surface of
the human body.