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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-01-05
Statement Of Directors.

oeVerallmpoftant ShaVe
been made during the year, and others
are under way. The new fire-proof
building for sane women, in course Of
construction at the time of our last
report, has been completed and is now
occupied. The conduit, through which
steam pipes run from the boiler house
to the buildings, has also been finished,
and though the expenditure for this
item may seem large, it was not only
necessary, but will ultimately prove
work of economy by the lesser cost Of
repairs of pipes, and by avoiding the
danger of damage in making eXcava-
tions for such repairs. The mems
building formerly women's) was the
first building erected at Hillside Home
after dts acquisition by the district. 1t
had fallen into bad repair, and the
plumbing and steam fitting were not
such as sanitary officers would approve.
We have made extensive improvements
on it during the year and 1t is now al
most ready to be occupied.
The necessity of more farm land has
long been felt by the directors. The
district had for many years been leas-
ing pasture for its cattle at a cost of
$500 a year, and the board felt inclined
to increase the number of horned cattle
so as to give larger supply of milk
for the Home. We have purchased
during the year forty acres of land at
$40 per acre, and hold under contract
100 additional acres at the same rate.
The price is low the other proposals
10, call In nd 30, fo
proximating 500 an acre. The fertility
of the farm may be judged from the
fact that we harvested 200 bushels Of
potatoes an acre from it this season.
The increase in the expenditure for
outdoor relief over last year is account
ed for by the decisions of court, rem
dered early in the year, which greatly
increased the class of cases in which
outdoor relief may be legally given over
what was held during the year preced-
ing. Our system of administration of
outdoor relief is highly commended by
the best authority, as being calculated
to prevent fraud upon the district, and
in no case is relief granted until a
searching investigation has been made
into the needs of'the applicant.
A Very Sad Case.
Mrs. Nettie Vandermarks, a refined
looking lady, told the board pitiable
story. She had been married fourteen
years ago and her husband, who was a
prosperous carpenter, deserted her
three weeks ago, leaving her and three
children absolutely destitute. Director
Murphy was requested to give the
necessary assistance.
Superintendent Beemer reported that
there were 154 in the Home as compared
with 1iS last month. Four inmates had
died since the last meeting. DR.. Evans
reported that there were 63 sane
patients and 81 insane. Total in the
Home, 26S.
The Home committee reported that
they We're engaged in preparing new
rules for governing the insane depart
ment and 1t was decided to hold a spe-
cial meeting of the board on Tuesday
to consider the report. The outdoor
physicians, Drs. Gunster, Paine. Muir
ply, Donne and Manley submitted theii
annual and monthly reports. Mrs
Swan drew attention to the increase In
disbursements for drugs from $4OO to
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-01-05
BICYCLE MEN DANCE.
Largely Attended Hop in the Scranton
Bicycle Club House.

biSySic Siup uOusc.
The hop Of the Scranton Bicycle club
in Its building on Washington avenue
last night witnessed the largest attend
ance at any social gathering in the
club house this season. Music was
furnished by Bauchman's orchestra,
and supper was served at midnight.
Among the guests from out Of town
were: Mr.. and Mrs. Frank M. Fox, of
Carbondale; Miss Scott. of Bingham
ton; Miss, Richards, of Utica, N. ";
Miss Van Wormer, of Port Jervis;
Miss Packer, of Philadelphia; Miss
Wood and E. Torrey, of Honesdale. =.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-01-05
Record In HACK Case.

The record In the Franz Beck case has
been prepared by Clerk OF the Courts
Thomas and Will be signed by Judge Arch
bald Monday. 1t will then be transmitted
to Governor, Pattison.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-01-05
sl,l00 in one year and after some dis
cussion special committee was ap-
pointed to consider the matter.
Going to the Inauguration.

W. S. Miller is making arrangements
for a party of prominent Republicans of
the county who will 90 to Harrisburg TO
witness the Inauguration of General
Hastings on Jan. Is. The party will leave
this city in sleepers on the evening OF
Jan. IA.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-01-05
Vocal Instruction,

Miss Dreager. contralto of Elm Park
church, will take a limited number of pu-
pills in voice culture. Testimonials from
Madame Herltte-Viardot and Mr.. Max
Bendheim. Apply afternoons from to g.
1923 Mulberry street.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-01-05
MIR. FARR IN PITTsBURG.'
To Lecture in Tint City on Compulsory
Education.

In yesterdays Pittsburg Times ap-
pears the following:
John II, Farr, of Scranton. author OF
the compulsory education bill passed by
the last legislature and vetoed by Gov
ernor r. r. Pattison, will deliver free
lecture in Plttsburg on Jan. 10. He will
talk in favor of similar bill to be in
troduced In the present legislature.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-01-05
w, w, Winton's Will,

The will Of the late w. w. Winton was
filed with Register of Wills Koehler yester-
day, but will not be probated until today.
as the witnesses to the will were not pres
ent yesterday
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-01-05
DIED.

FARNHAM.--In Scranton, Jan. 4, Al
pheus b. Farnham, at his home, 800 Ce-
dar avenue. Funeral Monday afternoon
at 9 o'clock. Interment at Forest Home
cemetery, Taylor.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-01-05
Y. u. s. C.. T..

Have your topic cards printed at The
Tribune office. where 1t will be done bet
ter and at fairer prices than elsewhere.
There are many reasons why your patron
age should be placed with the newspapers
and many more why 1t should be placed
with US.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-01-05
REFUSED TO REVOKE.
Register Of Wills Koehicr Decides ID
Favor of Doc Smith

In an opinion delivered yesterday
Register Of Wills Henry T. Koehler re-
fused to revoke the letters of admin
istration granted TO Doc" NJ. ID. Smith
on the estate Of the late LII Howard.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-01-05
Insurance AGENTS Wanted

for new plan of Guaranteed Insurance.
For particulars apply to VIM. Townsend,
General Agent, Dime Bank building,
Scranton.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-01-05

The receipts showed a balance in
hand at beginning OF year of $17,O43.57
and total revenue $S5,S53.10, leaving 4
balance in treasury of $l2.9OS.S7. The
directors presented the following state
ment.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-01-05

am prepared to receive limited num-
ber of piano pupils. For terms. etc., I'D.
dress Richard +. Lindsay.
SO Mulberry street.
Or at Powelps Music Store.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-01-05
skating Mt Base Ball Park.
MARRIED..

There will be skating at the Base Ball
Park rink this afternoon and evening.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-06-08

As knowledge increases, II becomes
more and more impossible for any one
man TO study everything. Those who
would master one branch Of science
must be content TO rcmnin ignorant of
much that would be pleasant to know.
A singular example of absorption In q
chosen speciality Is furnished by IAN
eminent Scotch surgeon and professor"
of whom an exchange relates an anec-
dote. The poet Tennyson once con-
suited him about some affection OF the
lungs, and some years afterward went
70 him on the same errand. On being
announced, the poet was nettled to OBJ
serve that the surgeon not only did
not remember his face, but did not
even recognize his name. He mem
toned his former visit Still the sur,
geon failed to recall him. Then the
surgeon put his ear to his patients
chest ''Ah,r he said, II remember
you now. l know you by your lung"
He knew nothing about the author Of
"In Memoriam," but he knew his bust
ness, and remembered perfectly the
peculiar sound Of that ailing lung
Youths Companion.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-06-08
She Took Clothespins.

what are dried cherries pound,
please?' she asked as she stood in the
open door of the grocery.
twenty-five cents, ma'am," replied
the grocer.
Good gracious, but that's awful"
Regular price, ma'am, and they are
very nice"
"But can't pay no such price as that.
! see you have clothespins at cent a
dozen?"
"Yes'm-the very best"
well, I'll take fifteen dozen. The
Idea of twenty-five cents pound
for dried cherries this time o. year!
Make it twenty dozen pins, please, and
be sure they are fresh spring stock. I
did want some cherries, but-well,
make it twenty-five dozen pins. /
don't need 'em, of course, but when I
can get clothespins for cent dozen
I'd be foolish to pay such price for
dried Observation-Disclosures Free Press.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-06-08
FOREIGN.

THERE was belief that the Formosa
republic was q Chinese maneuver
backed by France and Russia to trick
japan out of the fruits of her victory,
and it was feared that it would reopen
the war.
The French steamer Dom Pedro,
bound for Carril, Spain, was wrecked
off Cape Corrubedo and over 100 Of
those on board were drowned.
GEN. MAKING GOMEZ, the leader of
the Cuban revolutionists, died on a
plantation near Barre from wound
received in battle.
FoR the second year in succession
Lord Rosebery won the historic Eng
lish Derby, last year with Ladas, this
year with Sir Visto.
THIRrY-THREE lumbermen camped on
u raft in the Spanish river near Mani
tou Island, Ont, were swept away and
drowned.
THE boiler of the Ecuadorian gum
boat Sucre exploded at Guayaquil, kill
ing the commander and fourteen men
and injuring seventeen more, thirteen
fatally.
LATER advices from Mexico say that
the total number of lives lost by the
wreclSing of the steamer Colima off
Manzanillo was lS7.
ALMEDE CHATTELLE, the murderer Of
little Jesse Keith last October, was
hanged at Stratford, Ont
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-06-08
SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE.
A. Calculated, From the Light OF tn
Stellar Planets.

A. Calculated, From the Light OF the
stellar Planets.
While II Is interesting to know the
distance of some of the stars in miles,
when stated In that way, the numbers
are SO large that they frequently con-
vey very indistinct conceptions to the
mind. For this reason it Is customary
to estimate star distances In light
years" A light year Is the distance
that light, moving at the rate OF 1885,
800 miles per second, travels in one
year. This amounts In round numbers
70 S, $50, 900. 900, 900 miles The distance
Of Alpha Centauri is ABS light years;
that Of Sirius, the Dog Star, Is al
most exactly twice as great, or SO
light years. In other words, light
requires SO years to come to us from
Sirius And these are among the very
nearest of the stars. Some. whose
parallaxes have been rather estimated
than measured, appear to be situated
at distance which light could not
traverse in less than one or two CEN
turtles. The great star Arcturus, for
instance, has. according to Dr. Elkin,
parallax of only eighteen one-thou-
sandths Of a second. Its distance
must, in that case, be about lsl light
years, or more than thousand million
million miles. And II its distance is so
great then. since light varies inversely
as the square of the distance from its
source. it can be shown that Arcturus
must actually give forth 5000 or 5000
times as much light as the sun yields
Yet Arcturus is evidently much near
err than the vast majority of the stars
are. Not one in a million is known to
have parallax large enough even to
be intelligently guessed ut. There may
be stars whose light requires thousands
instead of hundreds of years to cross
the space separating them from us.
We thus see that only n few points
on the nearer shores of the starry uni
verse lie within reach of our measure
ments; here and there jutting head
land, while behind stretches the vast
expanse over which the hundreds of
millions of stars known to exist are
scattered. p. Serviss, in Chau-
tauquan.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-06-08
AN OUTRAGE in ARMENIA.
France. British and Russian ENJOYS Are
Assaulted by Turkish Officials

France. British and Russian ENJOYS Are
Assaulted by Turkish Officials
CoNsTANTINoPLE, June L. Advices
received here from Moosh state that
the residence occupied by the French,
British and Russian ENJOYS has been
forcibly entered by the Turkish gen.
darmes, who attempted to arrest a
servant Of the ENJOYS The gendarmes
used abusive language and were with
difficulty expelled.
This news, coupled with the news
from Jeddah, that the British consul
and vice consul, the Russian acting
consul and the French consular secre-
tary were attacked and shot at out
side of the town has caused con-
siderable excitement in diplomatic cir
cles The British vice consul. as al.
ready cabled, was killed and the Brit
ish consul slightly wounded The
other consular officers were seriously
wounded. The shooting is attributed
to Bedouins
The British warships have been or.
dered to Jeddah with instructions to
protect the lives of foreigners and to
investigate the killing of the British
vice consul and the wounding of the
other consular officers
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-06-08
HE APOLOGlZED.
He Didn't Cause the Accident, but He
Said pardon Me -

He Didn't Cause the Accident, but He
Said pardon Me I"
1t isn't always safe to swear at BIZ
cyclist who is responsible for a COLI
sion,
A member of well-known athletic
club riding along at an easy pace was
overtalen by another wheel which
didn't turn out in time, n rear-cnd coll
lision was the result. When the club
man recovered from the shock he found
himself lying on his back with his bag
gy knee of pair of trousers across his
face.
Furious at the stupidity of the other
rider, he struggled to get up. shout
ipg:
why the devil do you ride like
that?"
20, dear! o, dear!" said plantive
voice. II didn't mean to. I'm all tam
gled up"
30, Lord; a GIRL" groaned the young
man. And went and swore ut her."
and his contrition increased when he
picked himself up and saw gazing up
at him from around the wreckage a
very pretty face flushed with morti6ca-
tion. Lifting the owner to her feet,
the young man tried to apologize.
lawfully sorry. l thought it was
some idiot Of man that had run into
me. That is-er-er-I don't mean you're
an idiot, you know; if I'd known that
you were wouldn't have sworn at you.
No; no, don't mean that, either. I'm
little ratified, you see but thought
it was a man when saw your trousers.
That is, l thought your-er-garments
were trousers on man, you know. If
I'd known you wore bloomers-that Is,
IL I'd known those trousers were bloom
ers-I mean II I'd known it was girl
who wore trousers COMMONWEALTH
apologize" and the youth mounted and
sped away so madly that he narrowly
escaped wrecking street car, leaving
the girl redder than before.-N. Y
Herald
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-06-08
LATER.

| TIE receipts Of the government for
the eleven months of the present fiscal
year were S2s7, 694, col, against S2TO,-
474, 410 for the same period last year.
The disbursements were S2S,55s,2l3,
leaving deficit for the eleven months
of s46, 157, 405.
| The state department was informed
of the death of William j. Ii. Ballard,
United States consul at Hull, England.
| THE Burnet house in Cincinnati in
which Shcrman's Atlanta campaign
was planned, and the scene of rany
other historical events, closed it doors
because of poor business.
| GEORGE DALEY and Mabel Moore
were fatally burned in fire ut Port
land, Ore. r
In runaway near Monlton, Ala,
William Cowart and his two children
were thrown from the wagon and
killed.
LOREN ID. ELIAS, while insane, shot
and killed his mother and little sister
at Minneapolis
JOHN WAGNER, a Cincinnati bar
tender, shot himself, and when his
sweetheart, Miss Sophia Wagnell.
learned what he had done, she took
poison.
The Oklahoma national bank Of
Oklahoma City, D. T., went into volun-
tary insolvency.
THE public debt statement issued on
tho LIST showed that the debt decreased
IS, 3s6,61l during the month of May.
The cash balance in the treasury was
1856, e70. 100. The total debt less the
cash balance in the treasury, amounts
TO sol2, 800, 202.
buildings ut Shenandoah, Pa, the loss
being BIAS, 200, with only $4,000 insur-
ance-
Miss EMILY FAITHFUL, whose life
was dedicated TO improving woman's
condition, died in London, aged 90
years
GEORGE w. Brown. inventor OF the
corn planter, died at Galesburg, Ill.
In Nebraska Curtis lake burst its
banks and swept down Medicine val
ley, destroying vast amount of prop
erty and causing the loss of several
lives
A TERRIFIC storm swept over south
ern Minnesota, doing great damage to
crops and wrecking many buildings.
percentages Of the baseball clubs
In the National league for the week
ended on the LIST were: Pittsburgh.
.647; Philadelphia, 600; baltimore,
.b03; Cincinnati, .5s3; Cleveland, .576;
Chicago. .57l; Boston. $40; New York,
asa; Brooklyn, .4ss; Washington, 400;
St. Louis $50; Louisville, .l07.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-06-08
PERSONAL AND POLITICAL.

COL GoLDsAnrH w. HEwIrr, the most
prominent criminal lawyer in Ala
bama and member Of the Forty-fourth,
Forty-ffth, Forty-sixth and Forty
seventh congresses from the Sixth
Alabama district, died at his homo In
Birmingham, aged 81 years.
CHARLES WARREN LIPPIrT (rep), of
Providence, was inaugurated governor
of Rhode Island
A TRUST OF the manufacturers of
wire nails throughout the country was
organized ut Pittsburgh, Pa
,PRoF. J. MADISON WATSON, widely
known educational man, being the au-
thor and publisher of series Of school
books used throughout the United
States, was sent TO an insane asylum
at Elizabeth, N. J.
HENRY MCKINNEY, near Nashville.
Tenn. accidentally killed two sisters.
A rife discharged prematurely.
TIE first regular session Of the ma
tional conference of charities and cor
rections opened at New Haven, Conn
THE new Waverly hotel at Hot
Springs, Ark, was destroyed by FIRE
and William Burke, night porter, was
cremated. All the guests escaped
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-06-08

HENRY LNDLEY FEY, who ranked
high among the wood carvers of the
world, died at his home near Cincin-
natl, aged SO years
WALTER q. GRESHAM. secretary OF
state. died In Washington of pleuro-
pneumonia after an illness OF four
weeks, aged CD years. lie leaves wife
and two children Mr.. Greshams ju-
dicial career began early In the admin
istration Of Gen. Grant, and continued,
with the exception Of his connection
with the Arthur administration, first
as postmaster general and then as SEQ
rotary OF the treasury, until the SEQ
ond Inauguration Of Mr.. Cleveland.
when he was chosen as secretary Of
state. having left the republican party.
He served In the war with distinction,
retiring as major general. His home
was In Chicago.
In convention ut GAINESVILLE the re-
publicans of Ohio nominated Gen. Asa
Bushnell Of Springfield, for governor.
The platform favors protective tariff,
denounces the present democratic ad-
ministration, favors the use of both
gold and silver rs standard money, in
dorses the administration of Gov. Nc
Kinley and pledges him the support Of
Ohio In the next national republican
convention, and indorses ex-Gov. For
aker for United States senator.
GRANDMA EVA Gross, of Herneyville,
Ind, died ut the age of 100 years. She
was born on farm few miles from
where she died.
The entire ticket nominated by the
Ohio republicans ut the convention in
GAINESVILLE is: Asa s. Bushnell, gov.
ernor; A. w. Jones, lieutenant govern
or; w. ID. Gpilbert, auditor; Thad A.
Minshall, supreme Judge; Josiah b.
Allen, supreme court clerk; Frank s.
Monnett, attorney general; Samuel b
Campbell. treasurer; E. L. Lybarger.
board OF public works.
JOHN #. ANDREWS, aged As, son Of
John Andrews, the war governor of
Massachusetts,, was found dead in bed
at his home in Boston. He was MEM
Der of congress in 1883.
WILLIAM w. HEAToS, chief engineer
Of the United States navy, died in New
York, aged SO years
GEN. q. NJ. MITCHELL, aged co years,
dropped dead ut Charleston, ILL.,, while
working in his garden, and his wife
was so affected by his death that she
died half an hour later.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-06-08

| Henaeo.
r.Ausrxo Mieh. uav S7.-rhe senate satur-
aav passed the anti-iobbvtst biiI. vhich re-
uuires ne registrstion Of iobbviss~ AZ eaoh
session ana thc record ~ the pneasure unon
~htch thev .re .neagad Tre .an.,. in con-
mittce az the whole arreod "a the biii estsb-
| iishing 4 normal schooi In thu upner neninsula
r..~s,v< u,,n uay 90 nm. 800. ~
A.. $500 -. ~, ..,.-.ss .s.,s' .'S,,-s =,
shs Wac. sns,-,rsas,n. u,rar nm, and ,oor
shs ssns sc,ion On ,hs W,,ds. nsn no.
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$500 " 'ns ssase iex's,a.uro closeu .. iniu-
n ny, nAvins veen N session since Jnnunry T.
80. n.," 1870 'o' WIG sesou sne 49,
unner neainsuia rai,,naSS f,or, tour 40 ,hree
cents ner mile nv n vote ~ ~ 10 O Roth
houses passed tho general budget nil mo-
yidine for the general exnensss of the state
Government apnronriattng a. oOo mn for is)S
ana AZ III 900 for 1900 This viii maize the
total tar levy Tor the two wears pproximate
a .1,n nm =.
IIfl q M InfptCl nj hA
sion has been the election Of Julius saesar
purrow. 20 tha TTnt,ad c,a,o, sor.,a - ali
out the unex pired term OF the late senator r.
b. Stockbridge The LIQUOR law was ended.
making oil licenses $500 for both spirituous ana
malt LIQUORS The old law was s5O) for spirit-
nous and $500 for malt All social clubs will
have to take out licenses II LIQUOR Is vended.
Much time has boon spent amending
CITY charters. and every citr has come in for
q share of some wholesome legislation.
The anti LIQUOR treating bill was also killed.
state by Commission, defeating the "Howells
statutes" plan as we'll as publication by Cal.
logan a Co. of Chicago Tho University of
Michigan was granted an appropriation of
$1,000 The bill providing for CAPITAL punish
ment was killed The anti-fusion hin nro-
hibiting the appearing OF a Candidates name
on the ticket but once, thousa nominated by
two or more parties. was PISSED. Tho hill 10
submit an equal suffrage Amendment 10 Tho
people WAS defeated
uous.
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Tho, No s,ren, car iines sh.li ~, Iata nnon anS
s,rn.t On n.,ro,, ,,nias, noasa,, 30 ar,n,nas
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viue nior.uaiy iuhu- Ai.houer restric'-
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-06-08
GIVEN WITHOUT NAMES.

A MINNESOTA man has sued q barber
for five hundred dollars damages for
running his beard.
A TIDY young fellow dwells in Saco,
Ne. When he goes TO see his girl, he
carries shoe-brush with him, and on
her doorstep halts while he gives his
shoes q finishing touch.
SUGGESTIONS die hard. A boy was
born with caul in Chapman Junction
recently, and his father has sued the
woman doctor who was called in for
keeping the caul. He said It was worth
ten or fifteen dollars TO him.