New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-08
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

No law for the suppression OF the high hat IN
the theatre will be complete unless it defines the
proportions OF headsear which women may law
fully wear in such places. II is at this point that
Reform stubs her toes and hesitates
I, Would Fetch Him.-The tall girl unused aloud:
What said she. can ] do TO bring the count
The short girl laughed a hollow. wan little laugh.
suppose" said the short girl. YOU drop dime
the noor."-,Cincinnau Tribune.
When biting blizzard s,oweth
And snow 50 swiftly snoweth.
While wicked folk are swearing
Hows Co.onel George f. Warrg7
Uncle Gabe walked around the stalwart football.
up and down as he would have done a horse he
Gabe?" He. neh onto six foot. ain, he Every
inch Of it. Weigh about 1910 odd Il reckon.
powerfu.S~ Certainly. fire young man
Man? Mandy. Professor Bunter told me hissett
oaSmesi porrdse,' cleveland Plain Dealer.
1t may be said. without doing violence to the
truth that the weather IS playing 1t low down"
the thermometer
Il say D.ctor. tell me wha, the difference
p"f Ssm the n sS Confidential aa SEs doctor.
fees People don't call physician for cold
buffalo Courier.
i, recent issue OF The Galway tNeb) Tribune"
was printed wall paper. and contained the FOL
H.
the farmers but We can't issue on aid -four or
piece OF side-mea,: and having run all our white
pa per through using up the wall paper given
u.s. which is about exhausted. and only the ONCE
towr, Is left. which has not been washed FOR seven
years SO ask our brother printers 10 consider
our situation. with family to support. with moth
ing coming In and We know their ever-generous
disposition will some way TO contribute little
paper or "A couple hours work to keep my paper
going Tor the good 1t Will do the outside world In
telling them how this afflicted drouth-stricken DIS
tct getting along also TO enable us TO get shoes
and proper wraps FOR our wife and four children
All communications will be cheerfuy answered and
any donation will be acknowledged in the presA
whether for us or to be divided with other print
,rs in this district.
Two Rings Enough.-She may have been NIUE
new to matters OF etiquette. but she kne" wha'
William she said. you've got me an en-
COURSE / nave" replied William. and it cost
wei, she answered "as long as We are only
going TO get married once we might as wei 90 '"'
Amt We ADDING IT In s,yle?' he inquired sus-
pIcousy. cha n..an, tim. Rut Won
ought to have got me another ring. for suara 70
And after that weddin ring. Thatn be three
rings"
wen land he drew a long breath. | amt a-soin
want TO- but I'm blest IL I'm goin TO help you
10 be a three-rnged circus '-(Washlngton star.
This is the announcement an ancient sign
said still to be hanging at Falmouth, Englahd'
ROGER GILES.
surgin. Parish Clark & skuemaster. Groser .
Hundertaker -. =.
Respectfully informs ladys and gentleman INA. ~
drors teef without watching mint. appHess aJinss
every hour, blisters the lowest farms ana NhlSns
for penny a peace. He sells Godfathers kordanss.
kuts korns bunyons. doCtersh osses, CUPS uo'N
vance a munth and undertakes TO luxe 49,
every bodies nayls by the ear. Joesharps., pern.ys
wssels. brass kaneisticks. fryin pans, ana rSsrs
moozikal hinstrumints hat grately reydooeeu srmr
Young ladys and gent.eme larns their arats
and langeudge in the purtiest mannar also ,i esiso
taken of their morrels ana speeiil,u .,hs-
Farm zinging tachying the bass vial. and OH o,et
zorts OF fancy work squalls, pokers, weaxze.s az"
perfekshun. Pertumery and snun IN ~ AZ ,sii
branches As times Is cruel bad. ! pegs 10 'e ~
that has just beginned 10 sell ~, .nd iii
stashonary cox, hens. Vouis. piss ssnrr,ns
other kinds OF poultry Black'n-b sneSiov bnkes
coles scrubbin- brishes. traykel and god,ey snSs
and bibles mise-traps. brick wnisSss' 1870
morrel pokkerankerchers. and all zor,s eh.s ssr.
niaits Including taters. sassages anu o,t i,siss
den stun. bakky zizars lamp oyIss, s s~y y, fruit
and other intoxzigatn llkkers as, aI rrindin
stones and other aiables. corn ana o"ny" nr,msnf
and all hardware. as laid In iarke rA mstnhes
OF trype dog mate lollpops. ginger p De-, hnwstsrs
and other pickles such as hapsom sans m v3 ,oH
winner sope anzetrar-oId ragss o he Sesxs by me
Roger Giles singing burdes keeped sivn as stock
donkies. paykox, Holsters. cricke's' a's'
OF a celebrate braydsr, ,..-.... ..~asiska
p III isychs! .soss.s.y: s!ssrEs'.e ssw..''
yimaasues and ethAs eayssee 'esse~