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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07
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DR.. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser, a 1000 page doctor book, profusely
illustrated, of which go, 600 have been sold
at 81. so copy, will be sent FREE on re.
ping only. WORLDS DISPENsARY MED.
IcAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, N. Y.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07

Acts at once, never fails. One Minute
Cough Cure. remedy for asthma, and
that feverish condition which accom-
paIies severe cold. The only harmless
remedy that produces immediate results.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07

Mendicant-I was not always as I am
now, sir!
Grimshaw-That' fact! This morn
ing you were deaf and dumb instead of
being blind, and had only three starving
children instead of five.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07

Mrs. Oweington-That is one Of my
best cups and saucers you have broken,
Julia! / shall take it out of your wages!
Julia-Will yez take it out ov the last
months wages, Mum, or the month before
thot, or this month, Mum?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07

He--Did you Gee that painting, "Maio-
ems Meditationf'
h Ehe--Yes. The girls face was lovely.
Hs--Why, / thought from the name Il
was the picture Of srnan. --life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07

1t is truth in medicine that the small
est dose that performs cure is the best.
De Wits Little Early Risers are the
smallest pile, will perform cure, and
are the best. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07

Nothing SO distressing as. hacking
cough. Nothing SO foolish as to suffer
from it. Nothing SO dangerous if allowed
to continue. One Minute Cough Cure
gives immediate relief. Newton's drug
atOre.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07

Say, why don't you try De Wits Little
Early Risers? These little pills cure head
ache, Indigestion and constipation. They
are small, but do the work. Newton's
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07
SUNBEAMS.

Acc uaintance- Got that top-coat in
London, did your Have it made by a
tailorY
Returned Tourist---Certainly You
didn't suppose could buy as ill-fitting
thing as this ready made, did you?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07

Pure blood means good health. De
Wits Sarsaparilla purifies the blood
cures eruptions, eczema, scrofula and all
diseases arising from impure blood. New
tons drug store.
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field, Vi q.

Did ye git tip from that bloke?
I did thot.
What was it?
He tould me Oh ought to be carryin'
the hod, irshtead av wai.in' on the table.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07

De Wits Sarsaparilla is prepared for
cleansing the blood. 1t builds up and
strengthens constitutions impaired BY
disease. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07

The healing properties of De Wits
Witch Hazel Salve are we'll known. 1t
cures eczema, skin affections and ia sim
ply perfect remedy for piles. Newton's
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07

Sore throat. Any ordinary case NAV
bs cured in one Eight BY applying Cham
bsrlain's Pain Balm a. directed with each
bottle. This medicine 10 also famous for
ito cures Of rheumatism, lame back and
dsep-ssatsd and muscular pains. For
sale BY Irelsnd's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07

Why don't you take your music lessons
of Mr.. L.?
don't think he knows anything about
music!
He doesn't, but just think what lovely
mustache he has!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07

She-How efer could lose dose dia-
mont? Vot shall We do?
Hell suppoe We better advertise undt
offer suitable reward.
She Oh, yes!-undt say dey vos of no
use to anybody but der owner!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07

It's just as easy to try One Minute
Cough Cure as anything else. It's easier
to cure severe cough or cold with it.
Let your next purchase for a cough be
One Minute Cough Cure. Better medicine;
better results; better try it. Newton's
drrp STORE
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07

Mrs. Gazzam-I believe that You and
Mrs. Iaddells are great friends.
Mrs. Cawker-Well, we used to be; but
my year-oId daughter spent yesterday
afternoon at her house and don't know
what the little girl may have told her.
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II. Boss Mascot.

The Boss Mascot.
Behold the yaller dosl
Just plain,
Short hatred,
Stump tailed,
Flea bitten,
Unhappy
Yaller dog.
Look at him Aowt
Once the despised
OF all mankind,
A target for boots,
| A motor for tin cans,
And clsssed in general - "ornery,"
But today
| The boss Of all mascots.
| The horseshoe arid the four leaf clover are not
in II with q mascot
| VINO
Can make bost win three races
| Out OF three
By coming in ahead Just once.
| Hail to
The yaller dosi indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07

Sometimes it seems
to weary woman that
she must certainly
give up. The sim
:plest and easiest
work becomes an
almost insurmount-
able task. I,assitude
almost overcomes
h er. Nervousness
a n d sleeplessness
and pain harass her
and life seems hardly
worth the living.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07

A. g. BARLEY, of Magic, Pa, writes: I
feel it duty of mine to inform You and
the public that De Wits Witch Hazel
Salve cured me of very bad case of
eczema. 1t also cured my boy of run
ming sore on his leg. Newton's drug
store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-07

Old Gotrox-Mouey, eh? Why, you
were shopping yesterday and the day
before!
Miss Gotrox-Yes, papa; but Pm 60
ing down town to buy something to-day.
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RIO GRANDE & SANTA FE

RIO GRANDE & SANTA FE
Denver & Rio Grande Railroads.
THE SCENIC LINE OF THE WORLD.
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JOB WORK

Ofall kinds done with neatness and des-
patch. We carry large and COM
plete line Of commercial stationery,
consisting of wedding cards, business
cards. programs, etc,
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

Doctors are getting to be great humor-
lists. One in Chicago. the other day,
issued a death certificate stating hat
~ of his patients died of valvular dis
ease of the heart. Just before the last
funeral arrangements We're completed
the police force demanded the right to
examine the corpse, and further exami-
nation showed that Il thirty-two calibre
bullet had bored Il hole through the
mans heart. This fact. coupled with
the fact that a night Waterman in the
same block had shot q burglar a few
hours before, and the wounded man
had suddenly and mysteriously disap-
peared, led the officers to surmise that
the "valvular disease of the heart was
due to the ~Watchman's bullet. The
doctor was appealed to for an explana-
ton. He very willingly gave one. He
still maintained that death was due
TO %valvular disease of the heart. He
added, however, that the passage of the
bullet through the heart might possibly
have had something to do with the
trouble in its valves. when l arrived"
he confined, "the man vas gaSping for
breath, and by using Il StethoScope |
could distinctly distinguish mitral re-
gurgitation, showing that the hearts
action was affected. He died almost
Immediately and | made out the return.
1t was all right, TOO" Why. certainly.
Would anyone seriously claim that the
patient died of smallpox or consump-
ton or appendicitis? We guess not. 1t
was a clear case of heart failure. There
should be more of 'em in the burglars
profession and fewer of them in death
certificates.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

Mystery surrounds the strange cas-.
of ii. ii. Holmes, alleged life insurance
and fire insurance swindler and sus-
pected of darker crimes. About all
the elements of tragic interest are pres
cnt i'll abundance-nOt one, but at least
three women; jealousy, murder. arson,
bold Swindles. Much of it is involved
in doubt, much else shrouded in abso-
lutte darkness. But to thoughtful per-
sons who have carefully perused Mr..
Holmes confessions we think one point
will be tolerably clear-namely, that
Mr.. Holmes suffers the disadvantage
of having spent his boyhood in a coun-
ty where no cherry trees grow in the
front yard: that his father never gave
him a little Ratchet. Not that MI.
Holmes lied necessarily when he gave
the police that startling account of how
Miss Williams killed her sister and he
threw the body in the lake. but that the
context inevitably suggests that the
narrator was a man who could lie if
he wanted to. There may be many hor-
rible details of Holmes career yet to
be unearthed and proved, but it is well
to bear in mind that so far as he has
been shown to he only a rather cheap
sort Of small swindlcr.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25
ASLEEP IN A REFRIGERATOR,
A Wife Put There by Burglars and
Found by Her Husband,

h construction of city flats is such
that it seems as if fiat thieves ought
TO be able to obtain almost unlimited
plumber with impunity. But they are
orever getting caught. and most Of
them are lowest grades of sneak
thieves. Anything like originality in
their methods is are. so the experience
Of the head of a modest West Side fat
THIS week is remarkable. says the Gin
cinnati Enquirer. lie arrived home
from business about & o'clock. and at
once observed indications that some
thing unusual had been going on. 1t
was evident that a thief had been
around, and that he had gone away
without taking much. if anything, with
him, unless it was the residents wife,
FOR she was nowhere to be found. The
husband presumed that she had gone
to notify the police, so he sat down and
waited; but after an hour or two he
became anxious and inquired Of the
n~eiShbors. They had heard or seen
nothing either of thief or wife. Then
there was trouble. The husband hur-
rled to the nearest police station. His
wife hadn't been there, and n general
alarm was sent out for patrolmen to
watch for her, while two detectives
returned to the house and helped push
Inquiries. The kitchen and dining-room
looked as if the wife had been inter-
rupted in her work. but there was no
other sign of her. The detectives look
cd very wise. asked many questions
II a seemed ilnpudent 40 the distracted
husband, made some notes and went
away.
The husband was in Il bad state Of
mind. but not so upset that he didn't
presently realize that he needed food.
Rather than go to a restaurant he went
To his refrigerator to see what there
might be to eat. He opened the door
ana there curled up in the ice chamber
was his wife. She wasn't hurt: she
hadn't even tainted. She was simply
sound asleep. somewhat Stupehcd
with the close air and cramped III ev-
cry joint, but otherwise in good condi-
ton and glad To get out. She explained
llat she caught 4 thief 1T work, ana
that he clapped her into the refrigera-
tor before she could scream. once ID
She could do nothing. There was no IN
her handle to the door. She cried aloud
ana hnding no response just waited 10
lc discovered, dreading all the wIlle
mat her wedding spoons had been
'ah"h. They Were not. though the!
Lad been placed. with other valuables'
ID The center OF the dining-room Iahie
'a.gy ing off, and the incident cnded
happily.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

Hattie and she, dying, prayed that
sorrow and death should come to all
those that leased or bought the house.
Since then the house has changed
hands every few years and the occu-
pancy Of each tenant has been markcd
by death.
Onc Of the most dramatic episodes
in the history of the house was the i'll
ness of Betsy Chapman in 1903. She
had lived a wicked life. and being
taken sick summoned the Quakprs To
come and pray for her. They prayed.
but she shrieked and screamed that
the devil was after her soul. and beg
ged that more vehement petitions to
heaven be made. Betsy recovered
from this illness. but she lived only Il
few months aftcrward. when she met
her death by falling down Il well.
1t does not seem to matter whether
the occupants of Devil House believe
III the curse n not. sooner or later
death claims its victims. However
strong OF robust the members of n
family may be. they have but 10 move
into the greWSOmc house and one or
more fan into mclancholia. or by some
strange accident soon come to the end
of their lives.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

ing Nihilists. Communists n paupers
Of other lands to become citizens Oh
ours.
Senator Sherman never venture
to prophesy for the future. NO one can
answer the questions with any conn
dencc. though l hope most earneSu!
that our present glorious republican,
form of government will last for man!
years. The perils of the future canno'
be anticipated. Any man wouid usuip
the properties and attributes OF 'he
infinite if he attempted TO reply TO 'he
questions.
John j. Ingalls, think the Anglo
Saxon race on this continent nave mus
far overcome every obstacle in their
un%precedented experiment of popular
scif-government. They have made 700
many sacrifices to leave any II
that they will solve the problems OF the
future as successfully as those or the
past.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

In the much talk about means of con-
tagion of microbic diseases we often
see mention Of money. coins or bank
notes. In hard tines ike the present.
when handling Of money is very much
lessened everywhere, there is OF course
proportional reduction Of the dangers
aforesaid-in which We think we dis
cover II OF those bene,iccnt natural
cOmpensations whereby life is made
bearable. How ~curiOuSly people over
look such blessings, and complain Of
the small amount of money in circula-
ton when they ought To be felicitating
themselves on the consequent lack of
facility for transmission of disease.
Cheer up.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

The Scottish Hymnal. recently is.
sued, failed to contain Sir Walter
SCOTS inimitable hymn, when Israel,
of the Lord Beloved" WhcreupOn a
correspondent of the Scotsman asked
the reason of the omission. "A. *. III.
B." the editor. replied that the lines
were not up to the standard of the
Hymnal. being numbering and une-
quail" An equally amusing ease a
that of a GreenOck paper. to which ION
Linden When the Sun Was Low" was
offered. whose editor inserted, under
notices to correspondents: ~. G.. Your
lines are not up to the mark. Try
again."
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25
He Saluted the Flag.

Capt. James Oliver, of the clipper
Louisiana, which arrived here the 9th
er day, tells this story: when the
Louisiana was lying at Dublin the
Prince of Wales was the guest Of the
Lord Mayor OF the Irish capital. The
Mayor suggested To Wales that it
would be interesting for him to visit
the Louisiana. and see Just what an
old-timc American clipper ship looked
like. Captain Oliver was notified that
the Prince would like to come aboard.
The Captains SON. hearing of this. de
Clarcd that he would compel the Prince
To tip his hat To him. This the Prince
never does, by the way. When the
party anne aboard the boy appeared
on deck waving the American fiag. The
Prince. noticing the national colors.
raised his hat, and the others in the
party followed suit, To the great delight
of the Captains son, who in this way
made good his hoast."-Philadelphia
Record.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25
DEVIL HOUSE,.
A Grcwson,c Mansion on Which Il
Curse Il Said to Rest.

Near New London. Conn. is Il qua
kor settlement which has been in cX-
iStcncc many years. An old mouse Is
situated there which is popularity sup
posed to have a curse laid on II ana
is therefore called Devil House. Dur
ing the present century at least II"
people have died in the mansion. either
from meeting with some accident or
as the result of l~nclancholia and mad
ness. How many have died since III"
house has possessed its evil reputa-
ton. it is impossible to say.
The house was built before ITO. III
1850 it came into the possession OF tn"
Green family and to them legend
ascrihcs the beginning of the curse.
Seth Green used TO ill-treat his wife
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

No English author. we are told, uses
more than ten thousand words. The
dictionaries now contain from two hun
dred and fifty thousand to two hundred
and seventy-five thousand. An ordi-
nary man, in common speech, seldom
uses more than three thousand. An
English peasant is said to use not more
than four or five hundred. In fact,
the study Of u language is. in no
small degree, the study of a foreign
ono
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

ready. They are looked upon as the
leaders of the fashion in matters Der.
tanning to the wheel. One dress is o.
pecially fetching. 1t is made Of dark.
gray serge and black satin. The bloom.
ers are Of satin with slashings of tan
colored leather. Tan colored CATERS
complete the costume. Several of So
ciety's fairest cyclers will have their
costumes modelled very much on these
lines.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

a Butte (Mont.) wife eloped leaving
behind a note informing her husband
that she could no longer live with a
man who would not buy n bicycle for
her. The coming woman evidently
Is coming on wheels and this one it
seems is n Butte.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

It is said that if n locomotive trav-
cling ut sixty miles an hour were sud
denly stopped dead. it would require
the exertion of n power several times
the weight of the engine itself to lift
it from the rails. on account of the
electrical attraction. This is a theory
widespread among railway engineers.
OF course it has never been practically
put to the test.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25
/ here is this difference between

There is this difference between coal
gas and water gas. respectively so
called: While the former asphyXiates.
the latter poisons. Choking to death
by gas Inhalation is Il slow process.
are quick and certain. With cheap gas
comes increased danger. The ONLY
sure remedy would seem to he proper
precaution, both on the part of the pro
Queer and the user.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

1t is a great pity that the painters of
Napoleon Bonaparte's portraits did not
get together and arrive at some detln-
lite understanding as to how Napoleon
actually looked.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25
WORLDS G DOG.
Called on the President to Exhibit
His Hugcncss.

Among President Clcveland's visit
orS at Washington, the other day, says
an exchange. vas the Great Dane
Champion Major Mckinley, probably
the largest dog in the world, who stop
ped off Oh his way TO the New York
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

Paderewski is coming over here
again. He evidently thinks he has left
n few dollars behind him here. and is
after them, but if that were true Aunt
Adelina Patti would have raked this
country again before now.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

A Bardstown QKy.) photographer
who was called on to photograph a
negro who had been lynched and was
dangling at the end of a rope could
not press the button until he had sol
EMMY warned the subject to 'loOk
a little p~leasanter, please
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

The employers interested in the great
boot and shoe strike now occupying
attention in England, declare that they
have nothing to arbitrate." The phrase
has a familiar sound.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

Allowance should be made for the
Lexington Cky.) fish liar who discov-
cred a revolver in the stomach of a
sturgeon the other day. The season is
young yet; he'll probably discover fish
muskets, field pieces and caissons be-
fore the summer is over unless Kelley
gets him.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

"Joseph S. Shoate, the eminent lawyer
and president of the New York cOnsti-
tutional convention" This is toe much;
Mr.. Choate is no hog.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

The Maine Legislature has played
the old familiar trick on the oma
suffragists. The House of Representa-
tives passed the bill giving the ballot
to women. and the Senate promptly de-
feated il.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

dog show. Major Mckinley is from
South Bend. Ind. He stands 81 inches
hlsh' weighs 200 pounds ana measures
feet q inches from the tip OF his nose
to h end If lis tail. lie has won
ilrSt prizes IN every show he has been
exhibited.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

1t is cheaper to pay for advertising
space in a live paper than to carry
goods Over to another season. Mer-
chants, as Il rule. understand this;
those who do not should think it over.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

years of life he has not had more than
twenty-fOur hours of real happiness.
He must have done his counting in 4
hurry.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

Nodd-My wife Went shopping to.dav
and didn't spend a cent.
Todd-Well. wait Till to-morrow
when She has seen what nv wife
bought.-New York World.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

Eight hundred and thirty-eight pairs
of corSets for men were made by n Con
necticut firm last year. Look out for
the new man.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

A New York paper says: "Scien-
lists claim that cigarette smoking leads
to idiocy." This isn't the first time that
scientists have mistaken cause for
effect.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

The christening of the st. Louis with
champagne has raised such a rumpuS
h a cruisers hencefOrth perhaps will be
given Il bath in moXie or ginger ale.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25
TRIlBYS IN TAN
Society Girls Who Pose ut the NJ,
Club. >"ank

Club. hauH
There are crowds of pretty
TO be see daily at the Michar, on"oh
says the New York Journal. OF con r''
it is known that this is always Se
ular resort for lovers of tho p0p'
but that is not altogether the a,,"''
ton. New York society bellies ara
a state of anxiety. Each ono w.. u
to know exactly how the other is Coins
To dress for the wheel. 'ns
There is a decided tendency to h,oom
ers among the fair riders. Inn,
n is wondering just how I'm ,o aa.
her companions costume will be hos""
she orders her own. Several of ,n
girls have described their dresses u,
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

'l"ra-Nr. Sandstone wanted ME 10
j." tell lin your age last night.
Maudc-Ii ut you didn't.
lara Not exactly. ! only gave II 10
L4!i. III round numbcrs.-Life.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

The Marquis Of Lorne has written
a comic opera. The manager who
produces it probably will also be for
IOrne.
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-04-25

Carbine is the name of Australians
crack C horse. He ought to go like
q shot, If his jockey isn't loaded.