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The morning times., 1895-08-18
FISHING As 4 DISTISG L UISHED
PASTINI e

II sports are 10 be judged by the way
they are patronized, fishing must be looked
upon as a diversion created especially
for distinguished Americans. From the
President down il has become a faYorite
pastime for public men, and while all
are not expert with the fishing rod, most
or them can watch for nibbles just as
maternity and elevate their catch fully
as vigorously as can the gentleman whose
magnetic pole mesmerizes the finny tribes
OF Buzzard's Bay.
Fancy the dignity attached 60 the fishing
paraphernalIa or a party consisting of
Chief Justice Fuller, Secretary Lamont
Gen. Schofeld, Chief Justice Peters, and
Justice Wiswel OF The Maine supreme
court: Senator Hale, and other celeb
rites These gentlemen went TO Green
Lake, Maine, the other day to impress
salmon with the importance OF surren-
derlng to exalted sport sma nship, but
neither The dicnified casts OF staid and
well-prrserycd flies nor the measured but
hopeful desires OF the great men who held
the rods could induce a single salmon TO
rise to The occasion. II was like casting
intellectual pearls 10 watery swine. The
salmon positively would not recognize
dignity.
Sometimes public affairs Interfere with
the angling pleasure OF our gentlemen
Yesterday President Cleveland was invited
to attend the knights Templar conclave al
Boston and be a guest OF the city. The
invitation was refused on the ground thai
the President had made il a rule not TO
allow such occasions IT, interfere with
his vacation al Gray Gables But the
fish OF Buzzard's Bay are not having 4
vacation: this is their busy time.
The morning times., 1895-08-18
DOES wAsHINGroN WANT

DOlIN W ANttlNAE lON NAN II.
Washington is the headquarters OF The
nation and Is also rapidly being selected
10y every large organization OF whatever
character as its headquarters. Every one
that comes here adds its quota to the
importance, th,. business and growth OF Tho
city and every effort, therefore, that
eau be made 10y our people to induce such
bodies TO come here is wise aud timely.
As suggested 10 The Evening Times yes
terday, just at present the moneyed men,
bankers, merchants, and business men
OF every kind aud owners of real estate.
improved and uuimproved. should put
Ou their thinking caps ana see what can
be done TO induce the Republican national
committee, not only 10 select Washington
as the meeting place for the next national
convention, but also as the permanent head
quarters for the Republican party. As
Chairman Carter, OF the executive com
mittcc, remarked, a high hid Will bc re-
quired TO secure the prize
Energetic work and a round sum OF money
win be- the price OF success. Washington
among them being san Francisco, Denver,
Buffalo and Pittsburg. A number Of others
are more OF less passive. II Will depend
largely upon the amount pledged by the peo-
pie OF the city whether or not it Will be
selected. II was pointed ont in the Evening
Times that the Republican national COM
mittse is in debt 10 the tune of So 900 and
that it might be possible by discharging this
debt, to secure both the convention and the
national headquarters.
That is the question presented 10 the pco-
pie of Washington for their consideration.
II is for Them 10 decide whether or not the
game is worth the candle. They must
bear in mind the fact that in four
months the national committee wnlmeeta and
make its decision. IL effective work is 10
he accomplished, there is no time TO bo
lost.
The morning times., 1895-08-18
She--Bid Me Wait.

She bid me wait, enhancing Katei
l urged her to accelerate
Our wedding day. All, day of bliSsi
And begged of her the promised kiss
But sweetly she'd procrastinatc,
And bid me wait
One year ago my own dear Kate
And / We're we'd Ecstatic state,
To-day with much anxiety
] seek with due sobriety
My loving mate to congratulate
She beckoned with a mothers pride
To the little rascal by her side,
And bid ME weigh-it.
SIGEL ROUSH.
The morning times., 1895-08-18
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have power to imprison man for SO de-
Tending himself.
1t must therefore remain with The judge
or jury TO determine the degree of offense,
but at the same time it is a dangerous
thing 10 leave too much discretion in these
matters with those whose judicial powers
are otherwise limited. Anyhow, the out
come OF the case against Mr. Dugan will
be awaited with interest.
The morning times., 1895-08-18
MARX TwAIN,S STORY

There was something truly pathetic in
the facts brought out in the interview with
Ar. Samuel L. Clemens, printed in yester-
days Evening Times; and yet there was in
them something SO supcr!atiYely grand. so
manly, SO higA-spirt-d, % altogether robust
The morning times., 1895-08-18
FARMER STEWART.

IL is quite positively asserted, as was
said in The Times yesterday, that
Senator Stewart, the wy-haired oracle
of the silver clan, has decided TO purchase a
large and fertile farm few miles from
This city, in Prince Georges County, Mary
land.
II is sincerely hoped the information is in
every way reliable. Admirable as Mr.
Stewart is in his personal cha cjeristics:
liberal. advanced and progressive as he is
in his views OF sociological and economical
questions; plIilan,hropic as he is in his
intentions: elcar-headed as he is upon almost
all subjects, he has for several years per
sistently lost himself n the fog Of the silver
question TO such an extent as to obscur,
from his view many of the loveliest phases
Of political and social life.
With him silver rules, or should rule, Tho
camp. the court, and the grove. In the
Senate. when ne might have employed his
eloquent vocabulary for the mere enter
tainment Of visitors i'm the gallery, as so
many Of his gifted feIlow-srnators do.
Mr. Stewart was always serious and at
times slightly proSaic In his analyses Of Iic
money problem. AlwayslookInga at thesilvcr
sun he became blind 10 landscape beauties
around him. and the eternal clink and
Claug OF the silver dollar or the silver bar
deaTeDed his ears to the music of men, ana
birds and spheres.
Out among The pigs and chickens, horses
and horned cattle, snuffing the OdOr of
flowers and new-mown hay; the sweet eX-
halatioDs OF fresh plowed soil; the per
fumed breath Of cud-chewing kline in the
morning twilight. The venerable and learned
Senator viii undoubtedly soon find his mind
diverted from gloomy contemplation OF
the silver corpse, aud replace has funere4.
orations with paeans to Pan and yodelings
now unheard except among shepherd lads
and lasses OF the matchlcss Tyrol.
The morning times., 1895-08-18
",Yhita Line" Drinkers.

Give me cents worth of alcohol"
said a seedy individual TO an street drug
gist recently, handing2tpver five ceppers
md IL half pint whisky flask
The spirits was measured out by the
pharmacist, and when the customer had
sidled out the door after having pocketed
The morning times., 1895-08-18
SAID JESTINGLY.
where His Real Talent Lies.

Hc-What an awful talker DR.. Hobbs is.
shc-Ycs If ne could work his brain
as wei as he can his jaw he would be
great man.
The morning times., 1895-08-18
The Relies
with Apologies to Mr.. Poe.)


See the belles-Summcr bellies!
With their fetching moods and spells:
How they giggle. giggle, giggle,
In the balmy evening air,
While they flirt ana dance and wrigglc,
Pranring round with jerk and jiggle-
Butterflies so frail and fair;
Keeping time, time, time,
In sort of rocky rhyme,
To the wooing of the dudclcts and the
swells,
Sitting at the TriIby feetlets OF the bellies
Bellies, bellies, bellies, bellies,
/ Bellies, bellies, bellies
AT the tootsey, wootsey feetlets of the
bellies
| Hark, the sentimental bellies!
Gushing bellies!
What world of aristocracy a coronet
foretells
See her with a trashy book,
Note the melancholy look,
| Pale as India S sea washed shells
How she signs,
As she twitters of the stage,
And the actors all the rage,
In the %ies.
| From her mandolin there floats
Morbid music, while she gloatF
On the moon
| Gibbons moon.
! What noddle fun of stuff,
| Gush and gabble quite enough
To disgust.
Still we must
| Listen to the rot that wells
| From the sentimental bellies
Bellies, bellies, bellies, bellies,
Bellies, bellies, bellies
From the never want for money, money
| bellies. S. r.
The morning times., 1895-08-18

the bottle containing the alcohol, the
druggist turned to the reporter.
That man has been in here" said he,
''just five times this morning for alcohol"
what disposition does he make OF it,"
The morning times., 1895-08-18

Next in order comes Mike Mandelap.
Who won the famous handicap,
And docturcd all the horses in his reach;
He drinks his tOddy readily,
and strides about unsteadily-
Hes the SWEETEST of the sports upon the
beach.
The morning times., 1895-08-18

81 .25 To baltimore and Return. 81 %
The Pennsylvania Railroad win sell Satur-
day, August II, and Sunday, August Is,
good returning until Monday, the 10Th,
excursion tickets TO Baltimore at rata
of ST 25
The morning times., 1895-08-18
Fin-de-siecle Celebrities.

There is charming Mrs. Manitce,
Who smiles with bland inanity,
The greatest pet of all at Port-auPier.
She's a leader of society,
And gained her notoriety
Inner trial for divorce last June year.
The morning times., 1895-08-18
II /

Then there's pretty Kate O'Flarity,
Who owes her popularity
To her suit against the aged millionaire;
For the kiss he stole behind the flies
She got ten thousand, lucky prize,
Now she's lionized and feted everywhere
The morning times., 1895-08-18
DAY TO DAY LOCAL LIFE.
W hnt He Wanted.

gray-bearded old man with u buoyant
youthful step walked down the Avenue
last Tuesday, ,carryinganarmfu of circulars
and dodgers, which he passed to persons
whose appearance met his IA ncy.
reader Of human nature, rphrenologist,
palTnist, or any other '.ist,' would have
Immediately stamped the old fellow crank
OF the first water, but, oblivious of-what
Others thought or said, the old man stepped
sprightly down the cement pavement, wear
ing bland smile and a long yellow ribbon
in his coat lapel.
a scribbler, who had not time to interview
the old fellow, but held on to the paper,
which read:
HELP ME TO GET RICHi
The morning times., 1895-08-18

The soldier and romanticist,
The juror and philanthropist-
or these the swell four hundred seldom
speak.
The inventor and theOlogist,
The statesman, the psychologist
Are not in it with the fin-de-siecle freak
S r.
The morning times., 1895-08-18

Next in order comes Madge Manderlne,
A dancer of the serpcntine,
The much adored by all the heavy swells;
She dotes on herpctology
And rcprobates theology
She's fetching thing OF many moods and
spells.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-01-24
$500 FOR A NAME.

This is the sum we hear the Salzer
Seed Co. offer for suitable name for
their wonderful new oats. The United
States department of agriculture says
Salzer's oats is the best of 300 varieties
tested. A great many farmers report
a test yield of 200 bushels per acre last
year, and are sure this can be grown
and even more during 1895 One thing
we know and that is that Salzer is the
largest Farm Seed grower in the world
and sells potatoes at $3.50 per barrel
Just the kind that do well in Texas
and the great South. Thirty-fve
packages, earliest vegetables, 81 post
paid.
OF You Will Cut This Out and Send It
with 1oc postage to the John A. Salzer
Seed Co., Lacrosse, Wis, you get free
his mammoth catalogue and a pack
age of above $500 Prize Oats. WIN. q.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-01-24
The Nicaragua Canal.

The project OF the Nicaragua Canal
has been debated in the U. s. Senate
very vigorously. One thing should
be remembered about that climate, it
is death to almost every foreigner who
goes there, and laborers especially sue
cumb. 1t is said that the Panama
railroad cost a life for every tie. What
am idea of pains and aches is in this
sentence. 1t is mostly due to careless
ness. Every laborer provided with St.
Jacobs Oil would be armed against
these troubles. Mems muscles there
are cramped with. rheumatic pains
and they ache all over. That's Just
the condition where this sovereign
remedy can do its best work. The
fearful malady is very much like the
break-bone fever in certain parts OF
America.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-01-24
LEGISLATIVE NEWS.

FRIDAY, Jan, II. There was. but little kmpoR'
lance IN either branches, the House adjouEningl
soon after the noon hour until TueBdaynext Tue
appointments made by ex-0oyl LeweIling two
yearsago andby him sent to the present august
body 70 conarm, owing to the Illegal Senate under
his reign having no authority, created quite
rifile among members. Tho appointments, which
included all police commissiOnerafoR cities of the
llrst class, went TO the committed room accom-.
panied by such a Vigorous protest from 0EBryan Of
Sedgwick that caused the bills return to is start
ing point, without action. Following this was An-
Arm three ncwmen on the State Board OF Health,
to-wit; Thomas Kirk of Jewell county, j, n H.
DykeB.of Stafford eountyfor the term ending In
1895; and Il II. Jonea Of Wilson county for thu
term ending in 1897 ABIDE from the above the
following appointments are requested for COM
flrnaton by Lewelling, all OF which wero dis
trlbuted to the several committees for actoni
Superintendent Of insurance, s. III Snyder Of
Kingman, for the term ending July Il 1895; ".
Williams Of Greenwood county, live stock SAM
tary commissioner, term expiring March rs, 1885,
Van Voorhees, Of Douglas county, manager o.
state soldiers home, term expiring July Q, 1896 NJ.
Scott Of Lyon county, member of the board Of pub
lie works term expiring April i 1896; 9. \; Good
year of Sedgwick county, and Hoffman OF Diokin
son county, regents Of the state agricultural col
lege, succeeding Joseph Wheeler and a. For
sythe, whose terms expire April |, 1897; HOnarl
Clark Of Douglas county, succeeding Charle'
Robson as regent Of the KANSAS State university
term expiring first Monday in February, 1897,
House Bill No !, relative to the anti.lottery law
by Cubbison Of Wyandotte, went through tht
House without dissenting vote. Some opposl
ton on constitutional grounds was raised on thS
third section Of tho bill, which provides that 1t il
not necessary to prove the existence Of the lottery
upon which the tickets are issued nor the authen'
ticty Of the signatures" The bill, after passing
went to the Senate, where 1t will be cut to pieces
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-01-24
MICHIGAN'S BENEFACTOR.
AN OFT REPEATED STORY OF
TRUE PHILANTHROPY.
what Charles n. Hackley Has Done
for western michigan
FFrom Grand Rapids (Mich.) Evening
Press

FFrom Grand Rapids (Mich.) Evening
Press.
The most beautiful spot in all this city is
inseparably associated with the name OF
Hackley. Chas. H. Hacklcy has been In
the lumber business here continuously since
1856 and in that time has amassed fortune
which gives him o rating among the wealthy
men Of the nation But with wealth there
did not come that tightening Of the purse
strings which is generally o marked charac-
teristico of wealthy men.
It is no wonder then that tho name OF
Charles H. Hacl1ley Is known at home and
abroad His munifcence to Muskegon alone
represents an outlay Of nearly half million.
For the past twenty years he has been
constant sufferer from neuralgia and rheu-
matispn. also numbness Of the lower limbs
"a much SO that II has seriously interfered
with his pleasure In life. For some time
mast his friends have noticed that he has
seemed to grow young again and TO nave
recovered the health which he mad In
youth.
To reporter for the News Mr. Hackley
explained the secret OF this transformation:
sIhave suffered for over 20 years." he said
<iwith pains in my lower limbs so severely
that the only relief could get at night was
by putting cold water congresses on my
limbs. / was bothered more at night than
in the dav time. The neuralgia and rheu-
matte pains in my limbs, which had been
growing in intensity for years, finally be-
came chronic / made three trips to the
Hot Springs with only partial relief and
then fell back to my original state. l
couldn't sit still and my sufGerings began TO
make life look very blue. Two years ago
last September / noticed an account OF Dr.
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People and
what they had done for others, and some
cases so nearly resembled mine that / was
interested, so wrote to one who had given
q I'd Amonial, an eminent professor OF music
in Canada. The reply received was even
stronger than the printed testimonial and it
gave me faith in the medicine.
.I began taking the pills and found them
to be all that the professor had told me they
would be. 1t was two or three months be-
fore l experienced any perceptible better
ment of my condition My disease was OF
such long standing that did not expect
speedy recovery and was thankful even TO
be relieved. progressed, rapidly, however,
toward recovery and for the last SIX months
have felt myself a perfectly well man. l
have recommended the pills to many people
and am only too glad to assist others 10
health through the medium of this wonder
full medicine. / can not say too much for
what it has done for me-"
DIR. Williams Pink Pills contain all the
elements necessary to give new life and
richness to the blood and restore shattered
nerves. They are for sale by all druggists,
or may be had by mail from DR. Williams
Medicine company, Schenectady, n. Y, for
80 cents per box, or six boxes for S2.5O.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-01-24
Addresses wanted.

You no doubt have several friends
iE other States who might be induced
TO como West If properly approached.
There may be one or two dozen Of
them. Nothing better than nicely IL
Illustrated folders, with appropriate
maps, and text prepared by somebody
whose only interest In the matter is to
tell the truth.
II you win send to Geo. 7. Nichol
son, G. P. A. Santa Fe Route, Topeka,
Kans., list OF persons who would be
interested in literature regarding Kan.
sas, Oklahoma, Texas, New Mexico
or California, he will take pleasure in
mailing to each one an assortment Of
folders, pamphlets. etc. They are
Tree sAEFA n RoUTE
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-01-24

TUESDAY, Jan Observation-Disclosures the oppo
siton, Mr.. Hudson of the State Capital, was elect
ed state printer the lst ballot In early session
when both houses announced readiness to re
ceive ~ Governors message which was read IN
full to the joint assembly at 3O'clOck
In the senatorial race Burton seemed to DO the
favorite with Major Hood a strong second, but Joe
Adys friends figure on deadlock with their mar
hold Of the key ingalls, is talked OF but his boon
seems to have collapsed to an alarming extent.
Upon conVening Of the senate Governor Morrill,
withdrew all the uneOniirmed appointments made
by Gov. Lewelling, among them was that OF Sena
tor Lands of Barber, us member OF the Board Of
Charities.
The following standing COMMITTEES was announc
ed by Speaker Lobdell Of the house:
Municipal observation-disclosures, chairman
Cox Cornell Beakman Eckstein, Winters, Lewis
State afairs-Caldwell, chairmani Sherman
Raemer Murphy, Clark of Wallace, Lambert Oh
Lincoln, Barnett.
Mileage Chandler, chairman; Baker, johnson
of Nemaha, Heminger, Dickson, Mott, Vilotte,
Public building and grounds-Splcknnll, chair
man; Sherman, Goodno Wilson of Stanton, Brad
ley, Sprague, Vilotte.
Printng--Fraze chairman; Simons, satterwaite
Dennison, Gardenhire, Conger, Trublood.
Railroads Bloomington, charman Rohrbaugh
Andrews, Hanna, Tough, Pratt Cannon, Campbell
ofStaiford Trublood Schuyler, Barnett.
Cities of the Observation-Disclosures, chairman; Hack
busch, Eckstein, Seaton, Cubbison, Veale, highs
| wonger
| Judiciary local ohrbaugh, chairman; Cornell
Cox, Butler, Eckstein, Marrhall, Street, Moss
Bucklin.
Ways and Means-Denedict chairman Reming
| ton, Hunt, Fitzgerald, Veale, Lambert Of Lyon
| Meredith, Tucker, Allen, White, Knipe, Blair
Morrow, Wilson Of Barber, Newman, McKinnie
Street.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-01-24
Flor de- Consolation.

Boggs-What brand is that cigar
you gave me?
Foggs--That is consolation.
Boggs-Whom does it console?
Foggs-Me. Isn't it a consolation
never to be struck for cigar twice by
the same man?
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-01-24

Johnny (who has been taken to call
at a typical unaired boarding housed
o, Ma! Where's e ELEPHANT?
Mamma-Hush, dear, there isn't any
elephant
Johnny-O yes there Isl NELL him!
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-01-24

"What an artistic pipe you have"
said Miss Hicks to Barber.
"Artistlc?" returned Barber. mot
q bit of it. You can't make it draw"
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-01-24

SATURDAY, Jan. 10 No business Of Importance
transacted in either house as most Of tho member
left last night for their homes and there will b
nothing new in legislation till Tuesday or wednes
day next week, The inaugural ball will be .
grand affair and many people from all over the
state will attend.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-01-24
WEEK'sREVIEW In BRIEF
NOTABLE HAPPENINGS FROM
THE WoRL D AT LARGE.

Boiled Down For Busy Minds Into
Nutshells Giving Valuable Infor-
nation of the Great Passing Show
as Cleaned from the Wire Reports.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-01-24

"Have you ever been to Europe"
4.No; 1 have no relatives there. -
Puck.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-01-24

willis-Did you have any luck out
shootingP
Wallace-No; the birds had all the
luck.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-01-24
HAPPENINGS in KANSAS.
ITEMS Or INTEREST TO Dwell
LERS IN THE suNFLoWER.

The Weeks Review OF PcrsO nal an d
General News Condensed to Short
Paragraphs for. the Convenience OF
Hurried Readers.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-01-24

"WEDNESDAY, Jan. l8.-The- house met at ton
O'Clock this morning but nothing Of especial impor
lance was transacted before the adjournment OF
the morning session. Many bills were introduced
but they were principally local bills. The atten'
ton of the members was absorbed too much by the
senatorial situation to introduce or discuss any
thing OF sufficient Importance to call for their en-
tire mental activity The same conditions pre-.
vailed in the senate There was not ripple OF
excitement in either wing of the capitol and owing
to this fact the lobby was very small.
The following bills Of interest to southern and
western Kansas passed their second reading today;
House bill No l5s--An act to change the
boundaries Of the city Of Caldwell, and to yacQte
the plat of College Hill addition to said city, to-
get6er with the streets and alleys therein described
House bill No lg9-An act providing for the fur
nishirg OF seed grain and seed potatoes TO the
needy farmers Of Kansas and making approPria'
ton therefor.
House bill, No. l7n.--An act to vacate part Of
Orchard Grove addition, In the city Of Wichita,
Sedgwick county Kansas.
House bill, No. l73.-An act relating to indebt-
edness incurred for internali Improvements in the
cities Of the drstclass, providing for the funding
thereof, and the assessment Of special taxes to pay
the sane.
House bill, No. 175-An act to protect hotel and
boarding house keepers, and tomuke certain acts
misdemeanors, and to provide punishment there
for.
House bill, No. 130.-An act to provide for ex-
detrimental artesian wells for the purpose Of irr-
eating arid divide lands west Of the ninety-ninth
meridian, and to make an appropriation therefor
House BILL No. l42-An act to change the bound
nries of school district No. 40, HOdgeman county,
Kansas.
House BILL No. 143.~-An act to legalize official
proceedings performed by county officials Of King
man county where court house was located on a
plat not in existence when city was voted the coun-
ty seat.
House bill, No ll4.--An act vacating certain
lots and blocks in West kinsley and making same
a part Of Kinsley township, Edwards county, Kan.
sas.
board Of county commissioners Of Edwards county
Kansas, to issue the bonds of said county to fund
the outstanding indebtedness.