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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-09-20

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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-09-20
King Kole Is Dead

EAAu8 LAUtc = Agt7aEt-s
Low prices now reign. Best lump coal
$225 and $3.50. Big reduction in other
Kansas g Texas Coal Co,
A. F. HoRKER, Agent
Sixth and Kansas Ave.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07
MR.. STEPHENSON ON COTTON
He Gives Some Good Advice to the
Planters.
REDUCE THE COTTON ACREAGE
Prices Will Not Rule High Next Year.
Cotton Land Should be Put Into
Corn and Other Food Crops
Instead of the Grow
ing of Cotton.

MIR. a. b. Shepperson, of New York.
cotton statistican, under date of April
ith writes AZ follow TO Secretary Bell,
OF tho Cotton Exchange: "rbe move.
meut of the crop has certainly been
upon an unprecedented scale, but
think the lurge movement within the
past month has been due IN great purt
TO the marketing of cotton by people
who had held ii back for higher prices
aud were willing to accept tue present
value for fear of decline later on.
rather think that tho very full move.
meht OF late will prove to have been at
the expense of the movement later on.
With this view of the matter | do not
think the crop will exceed about 8,
700, 900.
II earnestly hope that the cotton
planters will have the good sense to
reduce the cotton acreage this spring
and give more acreage 10 corn and
other iood crops. In my
opinion the planters will make n great
mistake If they plant full acreage
upon the idea that cotton is going much
higher III consequence of the recent
squirt III prices. believe that the
present improved trade conditions, as
compared with last year, justify higher
prices for cotton than are now ruling,
III spite OF tho fact that the visible and
invisible supply Is very much greater
than last year. Believing this, how.
ever, ! am firmly satisfied that 10 per
manent advance can take place unless
there should be II considerable reduc.
ton IN cotton acreage"
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07
AMUSEM ENTS.

"WASG. THAT delightful comic OPP.
era Wang" comes TO the Academy of
Music to morrow Monday night only.
An exchange says: 1.-The Academy Of
Music was for the third time crowded
to he doors last night by delighted
d.enthusiastic lot of Jersey City peo-
pie. Never in the history OF the Acad-
envy has Manager Henderson, scored
such success. Wang by tho pres.
ent company and under the manage.
ment of ID. w. Truss, has never been
equaled. 1t had run OF $50 nights at
the broadway, III New York. which
proved it's merits as favorite. 1t is
more magnificent than ever this season.
The scenery is elegant and entirely
new; the music. which is catchy. has
been frightened, the local hits are ire.
sistible. the pretty girls III gorgeous
costumes fill the stage, and Wang is
indescribnbly funny"
There has been such demand for
seats that 1t is very important for those
who wish to attend 10 call early ana
secure the best that remnin unsold.
Prices First floor, 81; balcony. 30
aud zoe; gallery, 25c.
MISsrRELs. -Clevelnnd's mins,rels
are announced for performance at
the Academy on Friday evening, the
18th instant.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07
Special Noi,cc-.so tnc I.uplic.

Those OF you who are suffering with
any arrangement OF the eyes, or hav-
ing misht glasses, 1T would be advisable
ior them TO call at my office, 1SG Main
street, this city, and learn exactly what
their individual cases require. [ will
bring into play the advantages of my
long experience, and advise you as to
the best possible means of relief FREE
or CHARGE. and you are then Mt liberty
To give Your work to those in whom
YOU have confidence. | am here at
Norfolk Ia stay and to do the most
good possible In my fellow citizens. |
nave been serving the public faithfully
at my profession since 1869. have IN
my possession 1000 records of cases
from the people of the State of North
Carolina alone, and each persons name
and address Is open for inspection ut
any ana all times.
Respectfully,
DIR. II. S. HARTMAN,
IL Optician,
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07

Yesterday was the opening day OF
The Hub, tho new clothing store OF
Nessrs. Ii. Wurtzburger & Sons, n!
Nos. 2O1 and 2O9 Main street, and from
carly morning to late hour at night
the store was literally th-onged with
people, anu thriving business was
done. The firm displayed an immense
stock Of ready made clothing aud gen
tlemen's furnishing goods, aud many
bargains were secured by eager buyers,
the large number of clerks being kept
busy throughout the entire day.
Tomorrow will be the second open
ing day and at night from $ to IL
o'clock a grand concert will be given
by the Naval Post Band. under the
direction OF Prof. Price.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07
NORFOLK VS.. WASHINGTON.
The Home Team Goes Down Be-
fore the Nationals.
NO TEAM WORK YESTERDAY.
The Norfolk Boys Can Hit the Balls,
But Can, Stop Them Worth 4 Cent.
Inferior Work Yesterday. The
Men Lack Snap. Games at
Other Points.

The Norfolk team again suffered de
feat at the hauds of tue Washington
National League team by score of -
to : yesterday. This time the cause OF
defeat cannot be laid at Corcoran's
door, but must be charged to Third
Baseman Hoffman. whose four Gaudy,
gilt edged errors in the sixth and
seventh innings took all of the grace.
beauty and symmetry ont of Il game
which, up to that point, was we'll
played, close and exciting contest.
Washington, OF course, being IL M
tional League city. would be expected
TO have better team than any minor
league city in the country, and the re.
suit OF Yesterdays game is not surpris.
ing. Still Norfolk had fighting chance
TO win. and the faithful rooter is Sore.
or ought to be. when lie sees the local
team throw away all chances of success
by glRring errors and stupid base run
ming, unworthy OF the veriest amateur
organizations of the rural districts.
The Norfolk team thus far has
played nine exhibition games against
live Clubs. three of whom were Ma
tioual Leagne clubs, the hard hitting
New York and Philadelphia teams be.
ing among the number. a summary
OF the results Of these games shows
that Norfolk has strong tenn mt the
bat. but weak in base running and
fielding. Whether this weakness is
Que 10 lack of condition on the part OF
the men remains to be seen. Although
the local team in the nine games thus
far played made almost an equal mum
Der OF hits as their opponents, the fig
nres being 81 to 80 against them, they
=, l.. n
This difference is partly due to the fact
that 1t takes some time TO arrange the
strongest batting order of new team,
20 ss to bunch hits. and also due 10 bnd
IRse.running, which may be accounted
for by lack of condition.
In thei. fielding the Norfolk bows
have been sadly oil, the error column
showing total OF siXty-one, or MI
average of nearly seven to the game
while the errors of their opponents
were only twenty seven 10 number, an
average of three each game. This bad
showing OF the Norfolk team III their
Held work, If it Is due to the fact that
they cant play the game, calls for q
cargo of new players GU the part of the
Norfolk management, bnt If it is nc
counted for upon the grounds that the
men have not yet gotten into PLAYING
form, and Improvement comes with
warmer weather. Norfolk vii. have II
team which will hit ont many a victory
when the season opens.
The work OF the team, on the whole,
las not been satisfactory, but the boys
have still another week of hard prac
tice to get together and bring ont the
much needed improvement III their
CONDITION.
Ii they succeed in doing this, their
friends will be legion among the root
ers."
Get together boys and give us better
ball.
The same teams play again on Mon
day afternoon at o o'clock. Admission
% cents.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07

The Financial Chronicle. OF New
York, reports weather in tho cotton
belt during the past week as genor-
nlly favorable and farm work progre SIS.
ing.
Spot quotations in Liverpool ad
vnnced Lied. Contracts advanced to
4'G4ths. closing very steady.
Future contract market IN New Yor k
advanced to } points and closed
steady. May, G.2S to coo; August,
G.29 to go; October. G.3G TO G.37.
Sales. ~, 600 bales.
United States ports received yester-
day 1892 bnles, against l0,G5l bales
last year and $500 bales IN 1892.
New Orleans receipts for Monday are
estimated at from 5000 to 10000 bnles,
against 3,9S3 bales last year.
Receipts at the five leading interior
towns yesterday were 4,3S9 bales,
against j,j0l bales previous week and
1916 in 1891.
Southern markets generally un.
changed except Augusta, which nd
vanc d Ice.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07

Summary-larned Runs: Norfolk.
D; Washington, 3. Two Base Hits
Wbaley, HSger, O'Hagau, Lawson,
Se!pach, ,, Joyce. Hasamer. Cart.
wright, Collins. Home Run Cocorau.
stolen Bases-Crowley, Collins, Coo.
gan. Donble Plays-Hager and OKLA
gan. Base on Balls-On' Lawson, -:
of efnard. =; of Anderson, >. Hit
by Pitched Ball--Crawley. Struck
Ont-By Lawson. 3; by Bernard, ,: by
Anderson, 3. Wild Pitch-Bernard. i.
lime, two hours. Umpire, Mr.. Wood.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07

Under this heading the management
of the Norfolk Steam Laundry an
nounces that in order to introduce
their domestic finish work, they will
on Tuesday, the 9th INST. wash one
dozen collars and cuffs free to all who
are BOW patrons of tho laundry. Par
ties should notify the Office by mail or
'phone. and the company's wagon will
call for aud deliver all orders.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07
nIIiE.sNt.N

HAIL Oh FEIENpSElP CONCLAVE so IN
IL or W. NJ, IL Min l'reet, Norfolk. Va,
W Il be held SUNDAY. AIr,l 7th, at 5,iu H. M. 1t
our hIll for the purpose OF meeting N acting t.
g 'Ori t"t'r Remains "i iiroi her CuhS GTKti.Y
from til" CHESAPEAKE Il OH" wharf to g tienary
Church aud agaiui tIt the HAD ou MONDAY .
hpr.l sth, nj $40 J. IA, for the rurprs" nf paving
le last sad til ,nic "i t"'pad TO his memory.
m"iiugs
McplIer, II sister Cou,ia,c. and visiting Hep
tasol,hs are requested 10 Join with ~.
by order VI. T.. kTchur
ap;-lt !. VI. HUpGlNS :, t.bv
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07
Observation-Disclosures.

a ii my customers will he presented
with handsome Easter card entitled
Spring on Saturday. April 18th
Do not fail to get one
G. D. kENNY,
ap"'t 40 Main street,
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07

BY direction of the trustees. !. b.
Lowenbnrg and Thomas ii. Wilcox,
MIR. w. NJ. Hannah, i'll absence of MIR.
i. F.. Rogers from the city. will sell at
The Zeal Estate Exchange at II III. to-
morrow Monday, April 9th, n large
amount of valuable city property,
lately assigned by MIR. w. +. Allen To
said trustees. full description OF
which can be seen by referring to the
auction columns Of TIE VIRGISIAS, on
the eighth page.
At the same time and place Mr..
Hannah will also sell, by direction of
Messrs. George w. Dev, j. W. Hunter
and L. X. Borlnnd. trustees. quantity
OF valuable property located in Bran
h!eton Ward,nnd also fully described bv
advertisement IN to days VIRGISlAS.
Inns property is located in a rapidly
growing section and offers good
opportunity for safe end profitable
Investment.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07
Iunernl q, VIC. Aam M. .nn,,hin,

The funeral Of Mrs. Ada Nj. Mat
thins, wife OF Mr.. John h. Matthias
took place yesterday morning from the
residence OF her father, No. - Clay
street. The iuterment was in Cedar
Grove.
FUNERAL OF MRS. EMMA y. MCGEE.
The funeral OF Mrs. Emma V. Nc
Gee took place yesterday morning
from the residence of her brother in
law, MIR. James p. Farren, No. lbs
Bermuda street. The intermeut WAS in
ElluWoOd
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07

Nobby effects in Easter neckwear at
Nichols Il Wallace, lG9 Main street.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07
HAY.

Several cars Ell route; must be sold
also some on track here. II. i. Owens.
27J Water street.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07
PROTECTIVE INSURANCE co.
Chartered by Judge HanckeI. Officers
First Year.

Judge Hancksl has chartered the
United States Mutual Protective In
ssurance Company, with capital of not
less than $4,000 or moro than
$40. 900, it's purposes being for
relief of members in sickness. The
officers are John o. Carroll. president;
ID. w. Burton, wee president; i. p.
Holman. secretary and treasurer; j.
Nj. McCrakeD. attorney; ID. w. Bur
tou, general superintendent.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07
1WR!GHT'S, 1876 MAIN STREET.
Special Prices This Week. Stock Must
Go to Make Room for New Goods
Arriving.

Big bargains in white goods, EN-
hroderies, laces, dress goods, dress
trimmings and Innings. table damask.
scrims, curtain Swiss, draperies. ladies'
ribbed vests, curtains. etc. List or
call and see the goods. Everything
marked IN plain figures. Wright's, 1876
Main street.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07
Changed EEands.

The jewelry and watch repairing es.
Enlistment formerly kept by Mr.. IL.
#. Maxim, at No. III Main street, has
changed hands. Mr.. George d. Chase
succeeding him. Mr.. Chase will make
specially OF repairing and will keep
on hand full supply OF jewelrv,
watches, clocks, musical instrum ents,
strings, etc. He will also give special
attention to works for the trade.
Mist before Your eyes" See Frank
II. Gales lady"
Try Murray's dinners aud breakfasts
Doc. each. They are the best in the
State; 81 Roanoke avenue.
Nickel Lever Watch, 81. Repairing
a specially. Brown & Wolf, jewelers.,
Successors to = r. Smith il Porl.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07

Manhattan negligee and white shirts
Perfect world heaters. Nichols ~
Wallace. 100 Main street.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07
FUNERAL. NOTICE.

The inncra! OF MIR. CHAS. CURLY will
ta"e place rom me centenary VI. T.. Cnur h
corner o; l!oush AMI Queen street. IO.MOR.
kpW Monday AFTERNOON Mt 4 o'clock
Fr oniS and acqualntnuces respe ,tmlly in.
Wit d TO attend
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07

Mr.. Shields, Collector OF Customs.
yesterday promoted Mr.. j. +. Godfrey
from the position of boatmap to that of
assistant janltor. Mt 5000 per annum,
and appointed MIR. Joe hamburger as
boatman, at $3.50 per aunum. Mr.,
Godfrey was promoted to ill the place
formerly held by MIR. j. +. Klein, who
resigned to accept the position of band.
master OF the Sixteenth Regiment. l..
). A., at Fort Douglass, Salt Lake
City.
Sterling silver novelties for Easter
presents for SOC. a large variety at
Chapman n Jakeman's.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07

Messrs. Horace S. Peed and Jas.
Nj. Jordan have formed co partner.
ship under the firm name of F. NJ.
Peed x Son, to conduct the ship
chandlery and ship supply business.
at Water street and Roanoke ave.
nue..
October lat. 1884. se3o.au.te.a
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07

LOOK in our window and see the line
OF Sterling silver novelties for only
Doc, at Chapman Il Jakeman's.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07
WEATHER IsEPOIsT.
Forecast tor 'Eo-day.

WAsniSGToN. p. C.. April :, 1896
- For Virginia Unsettled weather and
DAM showers cooler Sunday evening; SOUTH
II TWIN erly windr.
Il For North Carolina Shown: cooler
4 in the Inferior sunday evening: sOuthet-
~ winds.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07

MtNiATrRE ALNASAC-Sun rises '6:43: sun sets
HIi' nigh water I'll aud 1884 N. low water
l:lC aud 1:i3
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07
Sec what The Presidcn Oft the select
Council sBasIe say.

z. Il. Gale. Esq, Jeweller:
Dear Sir take pleasure in saving
shat the glasses made for me, for both
1ar-seeing and reading, by DR.. Week,
noG Under engagement with YOU, give
perfect satisfaction. correcting entirely
those imperfections of vision arising
from complicated form of astigmatisnl
from which | have been Suffering for a
number OF years. j have worn glasses
made by celebrated opticians of other
citles, but find that these give better
Results than any heretofore worn. and I
commend Or. Week with great conf :.
aence 10 all who experience any trouble
Sisn their eyes, Yours truly,
:. JAS. l.. WISsroS,
Norfolk, Va, March Both. 1895.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-04-07
Change a. ScI,edm,c.

Change at Schedule.
'sJn ana Filter Monday, April S. 1895.
;ss ssearAer Northampton will leave
ss Point for Norfolk at g %, M, in.
1 Q. m. 40 heretofore. sp5.3t
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1895-11-04
THE Thrift FOR REVENUE.

The tariff for revenue" is still in OPP
GRAFTON. The receipts of the government
for October were, in round numbers,
$27, 900, 900. The deficit was more than
$6,0Oo,0OO.
1t is now believed by those who be
lieye in "the tariff for revenue that
by January first it will be found that
the government will not be behind any
in the second quarter of the fiscal year.
Those who thus believe don't show a
very substantial basis for their belief.
They say that the reduced sugar crop
in Cuba, together with the difficulties
now experienced in carrying on trade
with that island, will probably cause
an advance in the price of that COM
modify which will increase the revenue
derived from the ad valorem duty; it
receipts must be larger when the stocks
Of whiskey, withdrawn under the old
Providence Journal points out, it must
be remembered that an advance in the
price of sugar would naturally mean a
decrease in consumption and hence in
Importation and that the stocks of
whiskey on the market are not known
to be yet so reduced as to indicate
large withdrawals in the immediate fu-
ture.
The average outgo from the treasury
per month has been during the current
fiscal year about $50, 100000, and the
largest income in any one month was
s29, 2S6,697. That sum was taken in in
July, and made the theorists feel good.
They argued that if the government in
come was as good as that in the dull
summer season we could expect enough
increase when the fall trade began to
put an end to monthly deficits alto
gether. But the increase has not come,
though two months of the fail have
passed. The August revenue was only
s2S, 1852, 696, the September revenue drop
ped to s27,549,67S, and the October re-
ceipts are found to have been but little
more.
Great is ''the tariff for revenue" and
great are its prophets. They do not look
quite as great to some of their deluded
followers as they did before their proph-
ecies failed, but they apparently feel as
great as ever. It will be interesting to
see them in the next campaign showing
how a tariff for revenue" that pro-
duees deficit is a blessing to a ceun-
try,
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1895-11-04

capes the average spectator. 1t Is
when the vessel gets fairly well into
the water. This is when an important
factor known as the moment o&buoy-
ancy" comes into play. If you can i'm
agine a vessel sliding down an incline
without any wateT into which to drop,
you can see that the vessel would tip
down suddenly at the end which has
left the ways, and would rise at the end
still on the incline. But really, in sue
cessful launches, the stern of the yes
sci is gradually lifted up by the water,
and this throws the weight forward on
that part of the ship still resting on the
ways. The force % the water is called
the moment of buoyancy," and the
natural tendency of the ship to drop to
the bottom of the stream is called the
moment of weight" Now the mo-
ment of buoyancy must always be
greater than the moment of weight;
but 1t must not be very much greater,
for If 1T were it would throw too much
weighNforward, and might break them
down or injure the plates or keel of the
ship. When the great English battle
ship Families was launched this did
really happen; ana so great was the
strain near the bow that parts of the
cradle We're actually pushed right into
the bottom of the vessel. 1t is this
danger of disaster that causes the sci
entific launcher to make the most care
full calculations as ito the conditions
surrounding the ship at every foot Of
her journey into the water.-Franklin
Matthews in st. Nicholas.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1895-11-04
MONDAY NOVEMBER 1aes

Chicago? Nick Kerbocller contentious
ly)-Her old families.-Puck.
Feline Amenitles,-Female Friend to
fair author Of "The Woman Who
Dursn't')-Now you've had such sue
cess, / suppose your publishers will take
any rubbish you choose to write!--
Punch,
"Who was It," asked the pretty
school-marm, "who said, Give me lib
,erty or give me death'?" patrick
Henry, maam," replied a small pupil,
"And which did he get?" Both,
ma'am, "-iarper's Bazaar.
Husband (admiringly)-There's no use
trying to disguise the fact; you're
smarter than | am, my dear,
Wife (oomplacently)-Th fact, my
love, has never been in disguise among
those who know us.-Detroit Free Press.
A. d. t. boy 137-Las' night dreamed
wuz in heaven.
A, D, T. boy 71S-Wuz dere any mes
senger boys dere?
A, D, T. boy 1S7-Nah, not yet; but
wuz tole dere uz sev'ral on de way
Truth,
"Do you love me?" he whispered.
Can you doubt ito" she reproach-
fully demanded.
He followed her meaning glance until
it rested upon her sleeves all crushed
and shapeless, and was convinced
Detroit Tribune.
A Powerful Sermon.-Pa tricl5-Phwy
didn't We so to church, sure? Bridget
OF had other things to do. Patrick
If yez had gone and heard thot sermon
on "Absenteeism" We would have been
ashamed Of y'self fur not bein' there
New York Weekly.
Reassured,-Dr. Piller (about to leave
for a trip Soulful really need the rest,
but am worried at the idea of being
away for several weeks. Suppose some
of my patients should die while I was
away? Friend Teassuringly)-Oh Doc
tor! I'm sure there's no danger of that.
Puck
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1895-11-04

producing during the last quarter Of the
fiscal year, against forty for the same
period of 1894 The number of rolling
mills for rolling black plates completed
on June so, 1895, was LA, against II on
the corresponding date OF 1894, The
total imports during the fiscal year were
51S,9GS, 4O1 pounds; total exports for the
same period, 126,777SOo pounds, showing
net imports 800, 19O,6O1 pounds. The ap-
proximate consumption in the United
States was $50 96S, 674 pounds,
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1895-11-04
FASHION NOTES.


A Boxed Jacket aud u Fitted Rodioe,
Although jackets fitted throughout
are TO be had in stores, a majority Of
the new garments are fitted at the back
only, the front being so full as to hang
straight from bust to hem, These
Jackets have the recommendation Of
appearing entirely new, and the lack Of
flt at the front does not have the ugly
erect it might II the material We're not
some heavy stuff. Occasional exam
pies are seen that have both back and
front boxed" and it is one of these
that shows at the right in to-day's pic
ture. 1t was found in dark green vel
vet and was slashed few inches
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1895-11-04
SCORCH Ed.

TIN going to be President some day"
said Willis, proudly. Papa said I
might. "-Harper's Bazaar.
Mistress-I told the cook to hurry the
dinner. Master-She seems to have
scorched.-Detroit Tribune.
Cook Ito mistress)-Now I'm leavin'
of yer, may as well tell yer IS the key
Of the kitchen door fits your storeroom.
-Tit-Bits.
George-You would marry the biggest
fool in the world If he asked you,
wouldn't you? Ethel--Oh, George, that
is so sudden.-Tit-Bits.
Blooblud Ito friend, just back from
Western trip)-Well, what is new in