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Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-05-30
KEEP YOUR MONEY.
And Let the BankerD Hunt Their Grub
Elsewhere,

And Let the BankerD Hunt Their Grub
Elsewhere,
Few men, though satisfied with the
truth Of theory, will act upon its rules
If those rules happen to be against the
customs that surround them. Reformers
in the United States are all opposed to
private banking National banks are
private banks). They see the dangers
Of the system, read in the papers day
after day Of the failures Of banks and
knowing that hundreds and thousands
Of these banks must fail because the
larger banks are squeezing them, yet
they persist in leaving their money in
these banks and doing business with
them even when it Is not necessary.
OF course, when they read Of these fail
ures, it is something away off that does
not affect them very much, and it is
only when 1t comes home to them di-
rectly and when it is too late that they
can see the necessity Of acting upon
lines Of right. Last week one Of the
persons who applied for membership
in our colony gave us a check on
bank for his membership and before
the check reached the bank on which
it was drawn, it had closed its doors
and the savings of life time were thus
transferred to that great. accumulation
Of capital that makes money kings in
America. Why will men patronize
banks except where conditions force
them to? Banks are conducted by men
just the same as other men, just as
ignorant of the social system under
which they do business as the average
day laborer. The money left in the
banks would be of no use to them If
they did not speculate upon it. Men
will permit banks to speculate with
their money who will take no such risks
themselves, and If the banks fail they
lose all with no hope of gain. 1 do
not feel very sorry for reformers when
they keep any more money in banks
than is necessary to do the necessary
checking for their business. If the peo-
pie know what is good for them, they
will adopt the tactics of the banks
put their means in gold and keep it.
All the thefts Of money in the United
States in year do not amount to as
much as the loses to the people by
bank failures in a week.-Coming Ma
ton.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-05-30
A FEW QUESTIONS.
Specially Directed to the American
(slave) Wage-Earner.

Specially Directed to the American
(slave) Wage-Earner.
So you think politics has nothing to
do with your wages or chance Of get
ting employment, or your debts or
poverty, Ell? The banker tells you so.
The politician tells you so. The monop-
olist tells you so. The people who live
well and do nothing tells you so. Isn't
it funny that all of these people are all
of one mind? All these people live off
of somebody. Do you know who that
somebody is? All these people are very
anxious about the elections. Do you
ever ask yourself why? If politics has
nothing to do with you why are they
so interested? Do you think they are
fools to spend their time and money
on something there is nothing in for
them? And If there is something in 1t
for them, who pays that something?
Why can't you see little bit under the
surface? Have they trained you like a
soldier so you can't think but obey
orders? Why are they so anxious that
you don't vote with the cranks? Why
all this solicitude? Politics has every
thing to do with your wages and en-
ployment. 1t can render millions Of
you idle, so you will have to work
cheap, or it can have all Of you busy
getting big wages. They don't want
you to find this out. They want you
for a voting machine to help them live
in luxury and power. And you've been
doing it. Don't read up on the money
problem-you might learn something
and not be so docile as a slave.
No, don't endeavor to solve the mon
ey problem" for If you do you will
get lost in the maze Of fog and cannot
extricate yourself. Just keep on think
ing that the problem" is so difficult Of
solution that only profound scholars
can solve it, and leave it to the shy
locks to solve and carry out as they
have been doing, for they know all
about 1t, you know, and you are only
poor fool of voter king anyway.
You cannot act only at the dictation
Of those who are manipulating the
party machine in their own interests
and whose actions as well as words
say damn the people. "-People's
Press.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-05-30
IN y
n

Our trinity Of principles is indivsibIe. We cannot
repudiate the stand we have already taken by max
ing Finance the single issue in our national cam
pagn The Transportation and Land pIanks
must be stuck to and fthe Democrats and Re-
pubIcans who are now knocking at the door of
the Peoples parywshto comein theymust accept
all of our principles. If, as they now acknowledge,
we are right on the Silver Question, we are also
right on the questions of Transportation and Land.
Stand by our Platform and we will win next year
without the shadow of doubt.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-05-30
A FEW ODD NOTES.

Within a few weeks Lord Rosebery's
hair turned entirely gray.
Out Of 100000 inhabitants Of Spain
over 100000 are ignorant Of the art
Of reading or writing.
To remove stains from clothing use
benzine. To remove stains from the
character use sugar"
The British museum has no fewer
than 700 theological books written con-
corning the creation Of the world.
A sporting Boer has two racing os.
triches, one Of which has a stride OF
fourteen feet and can go TWENTY-FIVE;
miles an hour.
Efforts are about to be made to drive
all the men out Of the town Of Beav-
er, o. T. The women are organizing a
brass band.
There is a spring on Pecos river, IN
San Miguel county, New Mexico, which
throws out a stream fifteen feet wide
and three feet deep.
Sponges, states and slate pencils are
no longer allowed IN the public schools
Of Cambridge, Mass. Paper. pens and
| pencils have been substituted.
Hall Caine, the author OF THE Manx
man." Is said to write with such micro.
scoplc hneness that he is able to put zoe
words on one sheet Of note paper.
DR.. Jay w. Sever holds the position
Of associate director Of the Yale gym
nasium, but this does not prevent his
being the bitterest foe that college foot.
ball has.
A man with an eye for the curious
In discoveries has found out that in
England Smith is the most frequently
found name; in Scotland It is MacDon'
aid, and In Ireland Murphy.
William Black, the novelist, while
writing, Is disturbed by the slightest
football. Pinero, the playwright. on this
other hand, thinks out his plots and
pens them In the best manner 10 q
crowded and noisy hotel.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-05-30
Give Us the Law.

The leaders of the two old parties
are becoming somewhat alarmed at the
demonstrations being made by the peo-
pie, and the growing popularity Of the
principles embodied in the Peoples
party platform. Many Of them, espe-
cially in the South and West, are now
protesting great friendship for free sill
yer. We have no confidence in their
sincerely They pretend to be max
ing a fight for plank in the next ma
tionai platform declaring in favor Of
free silver. Suppose they succeed.
What good will that plank do? What
the people want is law providing for
the free coinage of silver. The two old
parties are in power. If they are sim
cere they can give US Law providing
for free silver at any time they choose
to do so. If they don't do it 1t is proof
that all this talk about a free silver
plank in the platforms is bosh-a mere
subterfuge and catch-vote trick. 1t has
come to the point now that the way to
catch votes Is to do and not promise.
The people have learned that promises
made by the two old parties are not
worth the paper on which they are
written. If the two old parties are sim
cere in their professions Of friendship
for silver, let them SHOW their faith
by their works." They have the power
to make the law. Give us the law,
gentlemen, we have promises enough.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-05-30

for silly superstition. And you know
well enough you won't enjoy yourself
q bit II he isn't around somewhere"
"Oh, won't I, indeed?" retorted jean
ME, with a vain attempt at defiance.
"He needn't be too sure OF himself"
ooh, Tom Is not likely to show up
where he is not wanted" said Meta,
land 1t would be only natural II he
felt himself sighted.
"In don't see what reason he has to
expect that I should invite him to my
dinner party"
ut seems to me he has every reason
to expect 1t: you have always shown a
marked preference for his company,
and he has always been ready to take
you wherever you wanted to go and
give you a lovely time. I'm sure to snub
him now because he lives at No. 10
seems too ridiculous for anything. Why
don't you tell him the reason? 1t would
be only fair"
HE can find out the reason" re-
turned Jeannle, with willful petulancy.
81 have invited my twelve for next
week, and am not going to have any
thirteen around. So help me to address
the envelopes, like a good girl"
Have you all the invitations writ
ten?"
II had before you came In, but !
have changed my mind about some OF
them, so will write them over again"
"Shall I address the envelopes from
this list?" asked Meta, holding the one
recently completed in her hand.
''Well, no." answered Jeannle, hest.
latingly. II shall need that to correct
from. Here are some all ready" she
added, taking a few daintily-folded
notes Of cream-laid paper from a pile
and placing them beside Meta. "Thes'
intend to go. and as finish the 9th
ers you can address them. wish my
handwriting was as clear as yours"
The girls worked busily and SILENT!
Tor some time; only once Meta looked
. trife perplexed as she opened one o.
the notes and she asked:
ibid you say all Of these were Il
goT
Yes" answered JEANNE with lttl
sigh.
And Meta continued her writing aft
or marking the tears in Jeannie's eyel
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-05-30
Responslve "GrumblIng."

An excellent though unconscious crit
iclsm Of the rapid and incoherent man
ner in which too many congregations
perform their part Of the responsive
reading of the Psalms on Sunday was
made by small boy on his return from
his first attendance at church.
Mamma" he remarked, 'the people
don't like the minister, do they?"
"Why, certainly, Harold; what made
you ask such a question:" was the re-
ply
We'll" said Harold, sturdlly, he'd
read something and then they'd all
grumble, and then he read some
more and they'd all grumble againg'-
Mercury.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-05-30

LndL ASA 10 AAAA
lshed at last thanks be to goodness
And it's just perfect; you see II 1t Ism
Just twelve names"
JEANNE licked the ink off her finger
a schoolgirl habit she had never been
able to conquer-and showed the paper
over for her friends closer inspection
who exclaimed In surprise:
why, JEANNE, you've left out Tom
Cunningham's namew
"WelI suppose haye?' replied jean
ME.
IT didn't think" said Meta, slowly,
shat you would give a party without
inviting Tom Cunningham"
"oh, bother Tomw retorted JEANNE,
with a scornful toss Of her pretty head
and a deepening pink color in her
cheeks. II amt going to invite him. l
wouldn't have the number thirteen at
my birthday party for anything in the
world"
well, you can leave somebody else
out" suggested Meta.
"Oh, 1t isn't that"
What has he done lately to incur
your dlspleasure7 You don't seem as
SSANA@A " nm % gOu uSSO W W.
1.-THE reason is just thlsS" said jean
ME, decidedly, ''he has moved to new
boarding house and the number Of 1t is
that dreadful unlucky thirteen"
Meta burst into a fit Of merry laugh
ter.
"of all the silly girls that ever were
heard Of you are the sllliest, JEANNE
Gray! If were you I'd just invite him
and break the superstition"
Il couldn't do It," returned Jeannle.
II have a perfect horror Of number
thirteen, and, you know, Meta, this is
my first real dinner party. have been
looking forward to 1t for years, for
mamma always told me that could
give dinner party on my seventeenth
birthday, and wind up with a dance in
the evening, and anything that even
suggested thirteen would spoil all my
pleasure"
What did you do on your thirteenth
birthday? inquired Meta.
Oh" gasped JEANNE. ut happened
on Friday, too! had big birthday
party, but didn't think anything about
1t till 1t was all over"
<Ahu WhdL uEeduIul MISFORTUNE nap
pened to your"
Nothing at ALL" said JEANNE, feebly.
"And didn't you enjoy yourself?"
ITO tell the truth, never had such a
good time in my life, but was young
and glddy then"
"And according to that" argued
Meta, 1.-THE ill-luck accompanying thir-
teen exists only in your mature Inn
Rgination."
"Wen, so long as think It," persisted
JEANNE, ut would make me unhappy,
and can't help It,"
II have found thinking very bad
habit" said Meta, unless I thought
right, and you know sometimes we do
that kind Of thing; that is, we think
we are right. Now, you don't mean to
say you are going to throw over such
q nice, good fellow as Tom Cunningham
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-05-30
Whole.

1t was Paddy Kelly who walked into
the sick room Of Mickey Dolan. Mickey
lay there, pale, with his eyes closed, and
heard Pat exclaim:
Mickey, it's i'll ye're looking. Fwat's
the mather wild YEP"
do we know that spalpeen av Wildly
O'Brien's second husband?" asked
Mickey.
THAT I do"
HE bet me a pound to a pint I
couldn't schwaller an igg widout break
in the shell av It,"
did we do it?'
IT did"
Then fwats ailin' yer"
ITS down ther," laying his hand on
his stomach. IF jump I'll break 1t
and cut me stummick wild the she'll II
I kape quiet the thing'll hatch out, and
I'll have shanghai rooster clawin' my
insides. Montreal Star.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-05-30
Farmer-Uncle Nose, that's a queer

place to have my rooster!
Moses de Paul--Now, Mister Sniff,
jlst let me 'splanifyl You see dem med
ders niggers wuz comm by for me to
go possum huntin' wild 'em bout IA
o'clock tonight, an I didn't hab no
watch-so jist borrowed dis foul SO ]
could tell frum his CROWN what tims
dey wuz a comm. Clar to goodness,
Mr. Sniff! wuz gwinter return him fore
dalite in de mawnin'.-Texas Siftings-
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-05-30

Wife (affectionately)-How's your
rheumatism this morning, John7
Husband-Pretty bad, my dear, pretty
bad.
'Why don't you try the mind cure?"
There amt anything the matter
with my mind; it's my joints"
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-05-30
A Great Trouble.

How is your wife?"
'Uml Her head has been troubling
her good deal this year"
Nervous headache?"
mot exactly. She keeps on wanting
a new hat every four weeks" -Philaa
delphia Times
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-05-30

Mr.. Wood Know-That's a strange
make up you have, Pat. Why do you
have those two plates Of glass strapped
over your shoulder?
Pat-Indade, Mr.. Know, It's to tn
oopera house Ohm agoin', an sit in tn
frunt row OF will, an phin oil have this
glass on tn people belsint me can see
troo widout obstructis' heir view, whin
oim standin' oop, loike the wimmins
hats do, begob.-Texas Slftings.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-05-30

Cornelius Vanderbilt's fireplace cost
$4,000, but this item is not as interest
ing a. the question, who paid for it?'
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-05-30
SHADOWS.
NOTES AND COMMENTS FROM
POPULIST STANDPOINT.

Prodding the Animals In the Old Par
ties for the Dedication of Our PeO-
pies Party Readers-Trying to strad-
die Again.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-05-30
LUCKY THIRTEEN.

WO bright, laugh
ing girls bent their
curly heads to-
gether over a table
Uttered with writ
ing material.
"There," said
JEANNE, throwing
down her pen and
waving a sheet of
paper with a tri-
umphant flourish,
that list is fin
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-05-30

Sam Jones says If he was running q
soap factory in hell and they would
bring him a car load of the carcasses
of politicians he would say: II don't
want them" Sam seems to have a
pretty fair idea of the average poiiti-
clan, and it is the army of these men,
acting as the paid tools of Wall street,
that are running the affairs of this gov
eminent to-day.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-09-19
ASTHMA ON nn cunEn.


4 Leading PhysIuinn at Inst Discovers the
RgmSdy-A Public Test WIN no Made To.
bay 1T Iognn's Drag store.
In tho wonderful progress mado by
medical science Of tho world successful
treatment for most diseases has been
discovered, and diseases which were ut
one time considered incurablo are now
eauily conquered. Among the most DIFF.
6cult and obstinate OF diseases which
has batliad the skill OF our most noted
Physicians up to tho present time,
Asthma ranks first, Thousands OF sui.
fersrs know by their pOrnonat experience
that 10 absolute cure for this disease
was discovered until DR.. Rudolph SchiG.
mann, the renowned Physician, who
has made the treatment Of Asthma aud
kindred complaints the study oil life.
tune, during which time he has treated
and cured more cases Of Asthma than
any living Doctor, perfected a remedy
which not only produces instant relief
in the most severe cases OF Asthma,
PhthiIlc,l Hay Fever and Bronchitis.
but has positively cured thousands OF
sufferers who we're considered incur.
able. Recognizing the sEepticlsm Of
the public in this ago Of countless
fraudulent nostFums, DR.. Schiflmann, in
order 10 restore confidence and obviate
any suspicion Of imposition, requests
this paper TO announce that from 5 a,
m. to-day until p. IN. tomorrow he
offers a liberal sample box OF Schld.
maaR's Asthma Cure 10 all persons up.
plying at Logan's drug store, suspen.i
sion bridge corner. absolutely free Of
charge, knowing that a perlonal tast
will bs most convincing, and will yindi.
cate his every claim. Tkls physician
has made u most generous offer to por.
sons who su1er from this most terrible
disease, and all sufferers are not only
requested, but cordially invited to call,
and should bear 10 mind tho time and
place specified for the distribution aud
avail themselves OF the offer. Persons
living out OF tins city who desire 10 test
the merits Of this most wonderful
remedy will receive package FREQ by
mail by writing TO DR.. r. schihmann,
3l5 Rosabel street, Isl. Paul, Mimi, pro.
vidnC their letter Is received before
Octoher |, as no samples can be obtained
after that date,
The Logan Drug Company, the we'll
known druggiStB, authorize us to an.
nounce that they have received q guam.
tity Of samples from DR.. SchitImann
which they will distribute during the
hours mentioned in accordance with his
offer.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-09-19

WASHINGTON, D, G., sept. lS,-In re-
spoRse to advertisements for proposals
to supply rapid FIRE llald gun aud am
muniIion, sent out by the ordnance
bureau Of the war department, but Que
bid was received. 1t came from the
Hotchkiss Ordnance Company and was
opened today, This company agrees to
supply the gun, with spare parts, for
1900, to furnish non.rec0I field car
riage Tor $3.50, and to supply other arIl-
Cles required at the following rates;
One hundred solid brass drawn cart.
ridge cases, 5000 three hundred COM
mon she'll, empty, S675; three hundred
rounds Of smokele's powder, 5000
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~ Value ilrOornl1od " physloI,n.,

Asnrnio nln opposed to proprietary
medicines. stu | value q good one,
especially when such IL tho source Of
fsIiOf from pain. hsRtepieah teG'eThnlb
application hNvo found ChamborlaIn'H
Pain Balm the host remedy have over
used for neuralgia Of any kind, have
cnnscienliously recommended II 10
many petGanS. William Horne, NJ. D.,
Evansville, Wis, Sold by y. II, GOolzO,
W. ". Irwin, q. sohn6pl, q. Msnke.
mellOr, Jno. Klarl, W, II. Hague, II. q.
Stewart, X. D. Hurt, ]. Coleman, A, u.
prhsAlo, VIM MBnksnRllsr, ], O..
Ehols, Wheeling, Bowie 4 o., Bridge.
port y. +. Peabody 4 Son, BsnwoOd.
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Household Linens.

Il We haYe now an unrivaled
assortment of bordered Table
Cloths and Napkins'to match,
made by reliable manufac-
turers specially to our orders.
Wealso call attention to some
Bleached Table Damask of
unusual merit.
72,iach Heavy Scotch Dama,k 75c
Pinch Heavy Double DauaSk at
81 l0a yard.
! Blsachod Damask Napkins, 81 a
dozen.
Z Bloaohed Damask Napkins, 81 5Oa
dozen.
tThsse are manufacturers GizeG)
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-09-19

Distressing kidney and bladder dis.
cases relieved in six hours by tho "NEw
GREAT soUTH AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE."
This now remedy II rrORt surprise on
account Of It's exceeding promptnesS in
relieving pain in the bladder, kidneys,
back aad every part Of tho urinary pass.
ago in mnlo or fomalc II rNliovoS re-.
tCntion Of water and pain In passing II
almast lmmcdiRtaly II you want quick
rOlisl and euro this 10 your remedy
Sold BY Il, h. List, druggist, Wheeling,
". Va.
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Observation-Disclosures NgWs.
More Struggled Gnods URptur0d-I Re-
trnhehmRnt Victory.

More Struggled Gnnds URPtur0d-A lie.
trpnchmsHt Victory
sr. JOINS, N, T., Sept ls,-Anolhor
seizure OF struggled goods has Just been
made here, recently opened jeweIry
store being raided and several cases Of
watches and valuable gems seized. All
tho property taken by the detectives is
oil a character that could easily ba
brought into the country without the
knowledge OF tho customs aHthotitlss,
The government press Is jubilant over
the IN opposed election OF Colonial Soc.
rotary Bond, aud claims this as an EN-.
phatic endorsement by the electorate oil
the governments retronehment policy,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-09-19

For q quarter of century DR., Kings
New Discovery has boon tested, and the
millions who have received benefit from
its use testify to its wonderful curative
powers In all diseases OF Throat, Ghost
and Lungs. A remedy that has stood
tho test 80 louV and that has given so
universal satisfaction il no expert.
meut. Each bottle la positively guar.
anteod TO give relief. or the money will
DO refunded. 1t Ia admitted TO be the
most reliable for Coughs and Colds.
Trial bottles free at Logan Drug Co. e
drug store. Largo size SOC. aud 81 90. 8
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-09-19
JOS. HORNE & co.,
Penn Ave. and Fifth st Pittsburgh,
TauRsDAY. s0pt 10. lsOJ.
Underwear Dept.

Second floor. A few items
from our Ladies' Knit Under
wear department.
Ladles' Cotton Ribbed Vests, finished
sleeve aud taPO neck, Zoe. DraWera
to match,
Ladies' Ribbed Balbriggan Vest and
Pants, Soc and 81.
Ribbed Merino Vests and PanIs, white
and natural, 100 and 81. Better
grades wool VsHla, black, natural
aud white, drawers to match,
Ladies' Comb nation Suits, ribbsd
balhriggap, 81 aud up, also wool aud
merino suits at II 80 up, aud silk
wooi.aud,siik.
Ladies' lights, white, natural, black.
Ladies' Wool Night Gowns wool
banhs and trunks,
OhildFen's Heavy Cotton Vests and
PaptaleItS, also white MOrino, from
25e up,
ohildrsa's Combination Luit' and
Night Gowns.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-09-19
WOLSELEYS RISE
Romance OF Eaglapd's ops-Hyed
oommRndsr-in- ohlet
WON HIS SPURS M BNTTLE'SFRONT.

From an Humble Irish Ensign In an
Indian Regiment Ito Has Fought
His Way Up 20 First Place In tho
British Army-His Services in
Dozen Great Wars and Almost MS
Many Scars Hands omoIy Rewarded
by lila Coaatry-A Lord OF tho
l,calm,
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WolIelOy's permanent system OF hold.
ing Egypt would not DO worth tho ink
that printed them. Aud now-always
a mau with ViaWs-himGoli coming from
the great middle class OF England,
WolSeley can do about anything no
NAV wish. But reformeFs In Office are
seldom ot much good. II he changes
this uSage hO will hs q wonder indeed,