The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1895-12-27
aLIMPsEs or LIFE.



Old Gentleman quitting few ques
tons Now, boys -ah can you tel
me what commandment Adam broke
when he took the forbidden fruit?
Small Scholar like a shot PLEASE,
sir, tn warn't no commandments then,
sir ! Exchange.
Did You Ever
Try Electric Bitters rs II remedy for
your troubles? II not, get Il bottle now
and get relief. This medicine has been
found to be peculiarly adapted To the
relief and cure of all Female Com
plants. exerting wonderful direct in
| Huence in giving strength and tone To
the organs II you have Loss of Appe-
tite, CONSTIPATION, Headache, Painting
Spells, or are Nervous, Sleepless, Ex-
citable, Melancholy or troubled with
Dizzy Spells, Electric Bittcrs is the
medicine YOU need. Health and
Strength are guaranteed by its use
Only fifty cents at +. II. Holden N
Co. q Drug Store. adv.
Not the Right Material.
Gle didn't have the sand to pro
pose, did he, Bessiey" Yes, but
she rejected him. She said that while
iU iht Nuui w Ii'H'h' ~ N'''''
have the rocks To marry. - Hare s
Magazine.
lie Thought II Was "A Prohibitory
A liquor case was ON trial and one
of the officers who had made the raid
testified that number of bottles were
found ON the premises. What was in
the bottesy' asked the judge of the
witness. Liquor. your honor,
What kind of liquor?' II don I !
know, sir. =" Didn't you taste it or
smell of it?'' Both, your honor. -
What. DO you mean TO say that /
you are not judge of liquor?" mo,
sir: I'm not Judge; I'm only a |
policeman. The witness was excused |
from answering any further questions.
Journal.
ct is pleasure to sell Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy" says Stckney
II Dentler, druggists, Republic, Ohio,
because a customer, after once using
it, is almost certain to call for il when
again in need of such medicine. We
sell more of it than of any other cough
medicine we handle, and it always
gives satisfaction. For coughs, colds
and Group, it is without an equal For
sale by f. X. Durgin, Druggist. adv.
Judge What is the use of appoint
ing receiver for this corporation?
Lawyer" Your Honor, | will show by
numerous cases that it is not custom
iry to appoint receiver while there
s anything left to receive. - Brooklyn
Life.
She Wanted TO he satisfied.
Here is your Christmas present. =
There was look of great happiness on
)impleton face as he turned toward
lis wife and handed to her neat
rectangular package on which her
lame was carelessly written in pencil.
Yes, my dear he continued. AS
With an air of justification his wife
ut the string and examined curiously
n turn bright new pass book and
heck book Of a well known bank, !
for some time | was troubled to know
ust what to get you. Recalling the
lumber of occasions that you have re J
marked that you would like to feel .,
hat you were Independent. and know
ng also what an excellent thing it is
or woman to acquaint herself with
he ordinary methods of doing business =.
occurred to me that it would be a I
ice thing to open up a bank account
Or your own use. | have therefore
eposited 81, 600 to your credit. Here Q
J the blank book and your book of :
lank checks, and you have only to !,
tep around to the bank with me and .
ave your signature and it will be r
Omplete, There, what do you think
I that for your Christmas present." .
It's lovely" dear Of course replied X
lrs. Dimpleton, looking at him some Il
hat vaguely as she absently turned "
yer the leaves of the check book. u
and yet, you know. | think | would =
ither have had the money - Life, u