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new DEPARTURE ON MEMORIAL DAY
All the Exercises viii be Held at the
Cemetery.
Thousands May Attend Them There
Hon. j. c. BrusIe Selected as
the Orator.

The Grand Army Posts of this city have
started in to have Memorial Day properly
observed. Committees from the three
posts have been appointed to arrange all
the details and call in the aid Of the ladies
of the auxiliary corps.
The intention is To have the usual pa
rade, escorted by the military and the
uniformed ranks of the civic societies.
The school children will also be asked to
take part in decorating the graves of the
dead veterans in the cemeteries, ana Com
rades Ficks and Adams will visit the
schools for the purpose of laying the mat
ter before the taachers and children.
Literary exercises will be held in the
evening at the theater.
There are no funds on hand with which
to defray expenses, but the citizens will
not be asked for money, as the veterans
expect some aid from the Board of Super
visors. The veterans expect concession
from the city railway company, to the
extent of carrying the school children
free to the cemetery and return. If this
is done the attendance at the Home of
the Dead" on Memorial Day will be the
largest yet witnessed in this city.
AT meeting of the post committees
last night George w. Ficks was chosen as
President of the Day.
There was quite discussion over the
proposition to hold the literary exercises
at the cemetery at the conclusion of the
| decoration ceremony, instead of at one o1
! the theaters in the evening. 1t was ar
| gued that only limited number OF per-
| sons could gain admission to theater or
hall, while as many thousands as might
| be attracted to the cemetery could witness
| them there.
This plan was finally adopted. and the
exercises will be held in spacious and
shady grove at the cemetery. There will
be an oration by Hon. j. G. Brusie, sing
| ing by the school children, and other in
| teresting features. The entire programme
has moi yet been prepared.
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street, at O'Clock this afternoon. Miss
Phillips is one of the most successful
and popular teachers in the city school
department.
T. Fl. Ward, Clerk of the Supreme
Court passed through this city yesterday
en- route for Susanville, where his
brother, F. G. Ward, Sheriff of Lassen
County, is lying dangerously Ill with
pneumonia.
Mr.. and Mrs. Roberts of San Diego are
visiting Mrs. j. A. Henley. In a few
days they will leave for San Francisco to
take the steamer for New York. via.
Panama. The latter part of June they
will leave for two years travel through
Europe,
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SOCIAL AND PERSONAL
j. w. Kaseberg of Roseville is at ii
Golden Eagle.

j. w. Kaseberg of Roseville is at the
Golden Eagle.
Governor Budd returned from San
Francisco last night.
Bishop Wingield of Benicia is stop
ping at The Golden Eagle.
Deputy Attorney-General j. c. DAILY
returned from San Francisco last night.
Miss Eva Griffitts has returned from a
two weeks visit TO various places in
Southern California.
Rev. A. George of Fort Jones is in the
city in attendance on the convocation of
the Episcopal Church.
Mrs. I'll. Thesis and Mrs. E. Fuchs have
gone TO attend the Rebekah State Con-
yention in San Francisco.
Assistant Adjutant- General r.. E. MUIR
ray returned last night from San Fran
cisco, whittier he had gone on military
matters.
Rev. Adam McAllister, U. S. n. and
wife are here TO attend the convocation of
the Episcopal Church to be held in this
city to-day.
The wedding of Miss Laura Phillips of
this city and Mowbray r. Dundas. q
gentleman connected with the Goodall-
Perkins Steamship Company of San
Francisco. will take place at the residence
OF Mr.. and Mrs. +. T. Phillips, rs Ninth
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Died In Placer County.

News was received last night of the
death Of Milton E. Mcmillan of this city
at New England Mills, near Colfax, Placer
County. Mr.. McMillan's health had been
falling for a long time, and about week
ago his brother accompanied him to the
mountains III the hope that he might i'm
prove.
1t was too late, however. for the dread
disease consumption had too firmly fas-
tened its fatal grasp upon him. Deceased
was compositor on the Bee, and young
man who was very popular among his
acquaintance here. His death occurred
at s o'clock last evening.
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Rupture in CoIored SocIetv.

Ernest Russell has sworn out a COM
plant against w. ]. Underhill for bat.
terry. They are both members of a social
club, and disruption of colored society
is imminent on account of the matter,
a counter arrest being threatened. The
particulars of the trouble have not been
divulged, but there are indications that,
as usual, there is a woman at the bottom
of it. and the sale of tickets for club en-
tertainment also. in some way, is mixed
up in the affair. Time-and the Police
Court--will eventually uuravel the mys-
terry and give the facts to an anxious
Dublic
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GeOrZo Smith is Dead.

George Smith. more generally known
by his sobriquet of "Bigneck Smith,"
who was recently brought from San
Francisco and taken to the County Hos
pital, died at the latter institution last
night.
Deceased was we'll known in ward
political circles in San Francisco. Oak
land and this city. AT the city election
here on the Sth of March, 1892, he shot
and killed Patrick Brannigan in polit-
ical row over the election OF Chief of Po-
lice. He was twice tried for murder and
the jury each time disagreed, and the
charge was then dismissed
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RRlER NOTES.

James Bramwell. former resident OF
this city who went to Alaska about two
years ago, recently lost his life there by
drowning.
To-day the annual picnic of the Ger
man Lutheran Church Sunday-school
will be held at Richmond Grove. There
will be variety of amusements for peo-
pie OF all ages.
Vice-President Hogan of the A. r. u,
who is making tour of the coast in an
effort to entlce the railroad engineers and
conductors to join that order, spok Q before
the Council of Federated Trades on Mon
day night. He went to Oakland yester-
day
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PEACE DISTURBERS.
They Contribute to the Expenses
the City.

They Contribute to the Expenses oi
the City.
7. Anaca and w. Nakagawa, the two
Japs who beat a fellow-countryman at
the Casco House on Sunday night, were
sentenced in the Police Court yesterday
to pay fine of $40 each. with the alterna-
tive OF ten days IN jail.
K. Becker. charged with disturbing the
peace al Eighth and X streets on Satur-
day night, was fined 8 80.
W. g. Dudley pleaded guilty to disturb
ing the peace of Mrs. Il. Mayhem and
Jessie Hatfield by wrecking the furni-
ture in the house. He will be sentenced
to-day.
convicted of battering q Japanese with
rocks. were fined $40 each.
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ANOTHER MATCH.

Payen and Kennedy TO Box Again This
Month.
The San Francisco Olympic Club will
hold boxing tournament on the 2Sth,
the chief feature of which will be bout
between l.. A. Payen OF the Sacramento
Athletic Club and James Kennedy of the
San Francisco Athletic Club. Both are
welter-weigh
Payen got decision over Kennedy al
Fresno last week, but the latter still
thinks he can do The Sacrameptan.
He is hard hitter and vicious fighter,
but not as clever as Payen.
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MARTIN BUCKLEY's ESTATE.
The Appraisers Have Filed Their Re
port as to Its Value.

The Appraisers Have Filed Their Re-
port as to Its Value.
Philip S.. Driver. James E. German
and Alexander Dunn, appraisers of the
estate of Martin Buckley, deceased, have
appraised the same at S547 OF. The estate
consists of a claim against the State for
S6Ol 50, now in the State Treasury. which
at the time of Buckley's death was on de-
posit to his credit in the Capital Savings
Bank, formerly an institution doing
business in this city. The money not
being claimed was thereafter escheated to
the State.
There is also a claim to 249 shares OF
the capital stock of the Peoples Savings
Bank, which stock it appears stood in
the name OF the deceased, but pur-
ported conveyance OF which was made
by one Alice j. Buckley to a. l.. Hart,
IN whose possession the stock now is,
and in whose name the same now stands
upon the books of the bank. The ap-
praisers placed no value on this stock in
connection with the estate
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GOVERNOR BUDD.
He Will Make His Military Appoint
mentS This Week.

He Will Make His Military Appoint
ments This Week.
Governor Budd returned from San
Francisco last night. He said he would
announce this week who the Adjutant-
General will be, and that that officer will
be chosen from the south.
He will announce to-day one. if not the
three, Brigadler- Generals of the National
Guard. He also confirmed the report
that he has changed the proposed limits
OF the three new brigades, and that IN
which Sacramento will Ice located will
consist of the San Joaquin and Sacra-
mento Valleys and the northern noun
tain counties.
The annual inspection and muster will
take place in June.
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1Yenrhar Notes.

The Weather Bureau reports show the
highest and lowest temperatures yester-
day to have been S6s and 6l0, with gentle
southerly winds and clear weather
prevailing.
The baromefrical readings at 5 \. N.
and 5P. NJ. were 1888 and 29.67 inches, re-
spectively.
The highest and lowest temperatures
one year ago yesterday were So and 5Oe,
with is of an inch of rain, and one year
ago to-day 590 and 430, with 10 of an inch
of rain.
The river is % feet inches.
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HEADQUARTERS for mandolins and
guitars, banjos, accordeons, sheet music;
yiolins and fine strings speciality
Agents for Conover (the artists' piano.,
the Mathushek and Jacob Doll pianos,
and everything in the musical line.
Neale. Eilers Company Cooper Music
Company, 631 street. u
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MARRIED..

JACOBSEN N-PEDERSEN-In this citv. Nav
11th, by Rev. Charles F. Oehler. Hans G.
Jacobsen to Else Marie Petersen, both of
this city.
DAUM-WAGNER-In this city, May 18th,
by Rev. Charles F. Oeher, at the German
Lutheran Church, Henry Emil Daum of
Oak Park to Annie Wagner OF Sacramento.* =
OTT-SCHREINER-In this city, May 14th,
by Rev. Charles F. Oehler, at the German
Lutheran Church. Charles S. OFT to Eliza
beth Schreiner, both OF Sacramento.
JACOX-EI'rEL-In this city, May 14th, at
the residence of the bride, by Rev. w. H.
Baugh, Leslie A. Jacox to Mrs. Abbie j.
Eitel.
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hour 1t cost than this address of the great
iron man of the Pacific Coast
The very presence of the speaker is
magnetic. With has opening sentence,
when l heard him, every head in the
audience gave little new inclination
toward the platform, and if anybody
leaned back after that I didn't see
him. I am glad he is to speak in Sacra-
mento, r.
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IF you wish to have your notes and
other valuables insured against fire and
thieves. purchase Hermann house safe
Price $50. Sold on easy terms. Z. c.
Hyde, agent, 1O11 Ninth street, and K. #
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Alleged Peace Disturbers.

Steve Ehret swore to a complaint last
night charging Edward and Dock"
Phelps and man named Cox with dis
turbing the peace in the neighborhood of
Nineteenth and @ streets.
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$500 reward for the discovery of i'm
purities in Canada Maple Syrup. Ask
for Bohemian Club fancy table syrup
Sold by X. d. Finnie. 72l street. =
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Roman
Salts.

New Smelling Salts by Pinaud of
Paris. Delicate, pungeht and per-
manent. Will refresh the atmos-
phere of a close or warm room.
Useful for headache and fatigue.
Price, soc.
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Clothing:

Many Of the leading business and
professional men of Sacramento, In
Guiding some who are known espe-
pecially as good dressers, buy our
Ready-to-wear Clothing.
The fact is, in the better grades it
cannot be told from made-to-order
clothing at perhaps twice the price.
We have first class tailor on the
premises to make changes necessary
to conform to peculiarities Of figure.
If you are thinking of Clothing,
better see us.
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Appointed q Deputy

E. t. Rumau of Michigan Bar has been
Deputy Sheriff by Sheriff
Ohnson.
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FoUR-ply garden hose Ssc per foot at
Miller Bros, 1l16 ] street.
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A lot of Decorated Japanese Vases in rich
and gilt Oriental effects, at &C. &c. I4c and TSc,
which prices are much below value We
bought these from a japanese importer who
was closing out his stock and shall have no
more after these are gone.
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AM
Pork and Beans.

Explorers in Pompeii recently discov.
cred jar containing remains. On first
examination it was supposed to hold
cremated relics Of a sacred pig sur.
rounded by opals; but, on further re-
search, strange inscription was found
on the vase, "Porkum ct beanos, and
don't you forget it..
There are many and various methods
thousands of them) of preparing this
dainty, but only one correct way-which
is not vet discovered. 1t is one Of the
lost arts. We have much to be thankful
for.
One recipe to concoct this dish is the
following:
You place your beans and pork in a
capacious pot and then delve q mighty
hole in the ground. The crucibls is
buried therein and covered all around
and all over with glowing ashes, and.
if you be sensible, is then left in its sep
ulcher and a monument erected to the
memory Of the dear departed. Some
Cloths, however, violate the tomb, res
urrect the caldron and find lasting
grave for its contents in their innermost
recesses, but they have no moral feel
ings or digestive susceptibilities-
One man I know asserts that he lived
in camp for seven months, and for de-
jeuner he had pork and beans, for tiffin
the former minus the latter, and for
supper the original combination. which
he got to thoroughly understand and
love. He still exists, but is hardly re-
sponsible for his actions. On leaving
camp for the city of Solitary Guloh and
taking his meals at one Of the magnifi-
cent restaurants there, where every lux
ury abounded and you could dine Ia
carte, Ia buggy or ON the floor. he in
sisted upon being supplied with the
grand old stand by.
/ shudder to think what his fate may
be.-Truth.
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knight, as il were-comes IN en- rnasque
and offers 70 battle for the honor OF the
queen
When his visor is removed, il is dis
covered that he il Henry Irving, who
has attracted a great deal of attention
in New York by being able 10 charge %
per seat for orchestra chairs and 81 for
those at the rear OF the balcony.
The surprise IS great among the
knights, but / knew him az once by his
legs Whether King Arthur wore the
calves Of his legs in front or not / wet
not, bet / recognized him even with his
visor down and would az once know
him even in boomers
The king at last lies ncrtally wound
ed. and Mr.. Irving has sort Of dying
grunt that Is something new IN the way
Of a stage death Il Is realistic, but
seems 70 come more from the heart Of a
man who has tried 70 harmonic lob
ster salad with q whisky SOUP and
found, when il was too late, that peace
Is impossible
Compared with the death q Little
Eva, Irving's death Is highly painful
and unsatisfactory. II does not indicate
q hope beyond the grave, as Little Eva :
does, bGt seems, On the other hand. 20
convey the idea Of acute inflammation
rather than peace and rest.
Little Eva. Of course, has the sdvan-
tase. with a white, resrful cesthbed.
while Irving must practically die with
bus boots ca. but there "a .sn sS1zT. .
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Turned Pc pie Away.

The Shakers turned people away from
the auditorium last night and gave a
very fine entertainment. The longer
this company remain the more popular
they become.
over 80 people visited the Shaker
doctor at his Office yesterday and kept
him busy all day. The doctor IS doing
a wonderful work In Wichita, and he Is
a gentleman of rare ability. His time is
limited only few more days remain
ing. so if you are sick and suffering
and intend to consult the Shaker doc
tor, do so az once. as the last few days
in each city his office is so over run
that ii is almost impossible TO Obtain
"a consultation. The advice and con-
sultation is free Go holders of the cards
which are given each evening at the
auditorium and mis- office hours are
from 9 to II q m. and 10 p. m. at
the Hotel Carey.
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None.

81 hardly know whether to marry her
or not" said the count Her father is
IN the clothing trade. +"
There is money in clothes, " said tho
suke.
There isn't any in mine" said the
sount. indianapolis Journal
Rooza Tor Improvement.
'Haow q re like that cider?" asked
a close old farmer Of poor fellow that
he had given glass instead of a tip for
a job.
Pretty good, but it's pity you didn't
have another apple. a"
Another apple! Why"
Because you could have made nn-
other barrel Of it, you know. boston
commercial Bulletin.
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wealth or moaning and tearing up OF
the grass by the roots. sort of nameless
gnawing at the shrubbery and digging
Of the spurs into the gravel which. in
the death of Little Eva, is wholly alb
sent
1t is more like the death of Cleopatra
as played by Miss Fanny Davenport
She dies hard, and even at % per seat
in the orchestra gives good satisfaction.
Her actual suffering is first rate II the
box Office had been open when ! went
out, would have cheerfully added 81,
80 well did 1 feel repaid As it was, I
could only do something for charity as
passed the hospital box by the door.
But somehow one feels that Irving is
not really going to die, but that, with
the right kind Of thing-say, q good,
fedhot choleN mixture of some kind
be would recover. While Little Eva i'm
presses you at once with the fact that
she will never get well, even before she
tells Uncle Tom of the angels she can
see just over the proscenium box wait
ing for her.
But at last all is over. King Arthur
is no more.
Excahbur is returned to the magic
mere, and old Merlin comes out to say,
Il told you So"
The black barge bears away forever
the body of the mysterious king, whose
birth and death alike partake Of the
strange and the improbable.
1t is good play, well given, and.
though sad in spots and entirely devoid
of repartee all the way through, and,
though IrviDg's death is as painful as
one connected with a trolley car over
sight, yet came away we'll pleased and
glad that Mr.. Irving was so determined
to keep faith with the public as to in
troduce this new and attractive though
lingering death.
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Another Victim.
be-Trutl

"That football game the other day."
observed Wrigley, made me black and
blue"
81 didn't know you took part in any
football game the other day." said
Spangler.
~ didn't" rejoined Wrigley. AZ sat
between two excitable girls in the grand
stand, and every time there was good
play made each Of them grabbed me by
the arm. Chicago Tribune.
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HOreWnfueQ.

A minister forgot to announce the
social events for the coming week one
Sunday morning, as was his won't As
he was about to pronounce his final
blessing one of the deacons called his
attention to the fact. No better oppor-
tunity arising. be stopped praying and
said, my brethren, omitted to tell
you that q clam chowder will be served
at Brother Perkins next Thursday
evening. and / want you all to come
and bring your bowls and spoons. I"
Then he continued his invocation: "And
may the Lord have mercy upon your
souls Amen p'-New York Recorder.
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From 8 Political Primer

"Oh, see, tho house is on fire-and
look at the dense SIuo1ei Why does not
the msn standing on the corner turn in
an alarn?"
The man does not see the smoke. -
rs the man blind:'
'Oh, no, He is smoke inspector. -
Chicago Record.
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Naturally.

Mamma, said the little girl at the
flower show, who had absorbed during
the evening glass of lemonade, a guam
tity of cider and some grape juice, 81
wish you would buy me drink of wa
ter. 1 want something to unthirst me. "
Chicago Tribune.
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The Real Trouble.

Yes" said Mrs. Hrnnimune. 81
learned to cock without any difficulty at
all There was only one trouble about
it
What was that"
Educating my husbands appetite
Washington Star.
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SILL Near His Heart

"Yes, pursued the wayfarer. repress-
ing a sob, II shall always carry near
my heart a token that recalls the mem
CRY Of her. "
As be bowed his head 20 weep, he ex-
planned, as his emotion would permit.
that he referred TO some angel food she
had made for him, and Of which be had
partaken. Detroit Tribune
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Divided Honors.

Nephew (who takes bis uncle from
the country into restaurant Look,
uncle, press this button, and order
support
Uncle-Well, what then?
Nephew-Then you press that button
and pay the bill. -Fliegende Blatter.