Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1895-06-28
Frohman's ".Jane."

man. kershaw determines to pay the
young man a visit, and turns up unex-
pectedly, making it a necessity for
Schaokleton to produce a wife on short
notice. In S~chackleton's service are two
servants, William, the butler, and Jane,
the housemaid, and on the morning of
Kershaw's visit these two worthless get
secretly married. When S%chackleton is
required t oproduce a wife he introduces
Jane, much to the discomfort of William
and Miss Lucy Nortor, Schackleton's
real fancee. The effort to MAINTAIN the
deception with Kershaw and pacify Miss
Norton and William, keeps Schackleton
busy and supplies an endless amount of
fun. This is the story of "Jane,' which
is, without extravagant phraseology, the
best and most entertaining of the come
dies Of French extraction. "Jane," now
in the fifth season Of uninterrupted pros
perity, as the bills say, will visit Bis.
marck next Saturday evening with a
capable company, headed by the charm
ing coincidence, Miss Anna Parker.
Your crops are assured, except for
hail. Protect them by insuring with
Pye & 90. Office at Capital National
Bank.
Who Sent This to Senator Baker?
Senator Anderson Baker thinks some
ono hoe r. in for hin,
A day or two ago, Clerk Penwarden
found a package, neatly done up
stamped, and addressed to the senator,
lying on the mail sacks in the rear of
the Office. He does not know how it
came there, but his attention wal called
to the fact that there was a green stain
on the paper. He gave the package to
the senator, who eyed it rather suspi-
%ciously, after his attention was called in
turn to the green appearance of the
thing. It was addressed in print, some
one having cut letters out of a news
paper to form his name and pasted them
on. The package was examined by some
of the senator's friends, who found in
side a supply of %raisins, busted with
sugar, and what they pronounced after
examination to be arsenic.
Whether the intent was to decoy the
senator into an early grave. through his
fondness for r%aisins, is not known, but at
any rate he is glad he didn't eat the con.
tents of the package.
Deafness Cannot be Cured.
by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness.
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an inhamed con-
ton Of the mucou lining of the Eusta-
chan Tube. When this tube is infamed
you have a rumbling sound or imperfect
hearing, and when it is entirely closed,
deafness is the result, and unless the in
famation can be taken out and this
tube restored to it's normal condition,
hearing will be destroyed forever. Nine
cases out of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an inflamed condi-
ton of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of deafness Caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Sold by druggists, 75c. Send for
circulars; free.
F. j. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
Economy.
ECONOMY is a word often in peoples
months. especially in s~o.called hard
times. Commonly it is used as meaning
an abrupt cutting down of expenses,
which is not in accordance with the cor
rect meaning Of the word. The original
definition is "the management of house,
hold or domestic affairs" and so we may
speak of al action being good or bad
ECONOMY" The fifth definition in i'm
portance is, Saving and sparing in ex-
pense,'' and in applying this to practice
people give it the meaning which ought
rather to belong to %"stingy," "penuri-
ous' or ''parsimonious." Though used
in common talk as interchangeable, there
is a difference. Parsimonious is very
sparing in expenditure; penurious is to
spend as though it were the last dollar;
stingy is to be meanly a%varicious, and
applies rather to means spent for others
than ourselves. True economy is such
management of our means, such spend
ing of our money, as shall procure for
us the greatest value in exchange there
for. True economy is often shown in
purchasing a good article at a fair price,
rather than an inferior one at a cheap
rate. It is economyto buyyour railroad
ticket via the Burlington because you
get the best in service, safety, speed and
comfort at the same price you would pay
for far inferior Accommodations. Your
home ticket agent will assist you to thus
act economically when you travel, or you
a address for full particulars (stating
where you are going) W. j. G. Kenyon.
Gen. Pass. Agent, st. Paul, MINI.