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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

A United States soldier at Fort
Leavenworth tumbled into a coal
mine, falling $50 feet, and striking
on his head. The dispatches imme-
diately relieve all suspense by add
ing that the man was killed.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18
The member of the legislature who

TIC IlIeIIIUtI UI IIIG I6SIoIdIUTG WHO
spent twenty minutes trying to pick
up one of the white flag stones in
the capitol corridor the other day
under the misrepresentation that it
was his pocket handkerchief was not
so near-sighted as some of the mem
bers of congress, who have been Civ
ing us a Republican administration
under a Democratic trademark
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

It is neither charitable nor hui
name to be haunting Miss Gould on
the affliction she is about to accept.
With large fortune in one hand
and damaged count in the other,
she stands just halfway between
AFFECT misery and a good thing. Let
the count do the rest.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

Some one has originated the axiom
that Democrats fight best when they
are on the outside. Unless those
who are now on the inside change
their plans very shortly the whole
party will soon have a chance to
fight from the vantage ground in
dictated in the above-quoted saying.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18
IL Seeing Infnir,
Na1lS Advocate

Wells Advocate.
Everybody, at least all married men,
knows that while a man may rule his
own tongue, he can never-no, never
rule that of his better half and to
make him responsible for what she
may say in a moment of pique or pas
sion seems unfair.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18
W. L. wilson for President.

AUSTIN, Tex, Feb lit is an
uounced that Hon. W. L. Wilson has
been rendered by the regents the posi-
ton of president Of the University of
Texas. which offer he has now undel
consideration. a bill is now pending
in the legislature creating the Office,
and it has no opposition.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18
Lost Many Cattle.

LONDON, Feb. II. - The British
steamer Virginia, Capt. Christian, from
Boston, Feb. 2, for London. arrived at
Plymouth yesterday after a terrible
passage. She lost 800 head of cattle.
She coaled and proceeded for her des'
tinatiOn.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

In China general of the army
suicided because he was not sup
ported at critical juncture by his
subordinates. In this country it is
different. The generals of the army
are supported at all junctures, crit
ical or otherwise, by the general tax
paying public, and the less killing
there is done the better the people
lilya if
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

If all the Philadelphia papers are
telling the truth, the next mayor of
Philadelphia will be the most ac-
complished scoundrel out of jail.
And the Philadelphia papers pride
themselves on their reputation for
truth and VeracitY,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

If the supply Of doctors is so much
greater than the demand for them
that they have to be protected by
special legislation would it not be a
good plan to stop issuing diplomas
for a few years, or until the profess
sion became self-supporting?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18
Reviyine Olymninn Goucs

LONDON, Feb. 1S-A dispatch to the
Standard from Athens says that the
committee on the revival of the Olym.
plan games intends to invite the chief
corporate bodies of Europe and Amer
lea to witness or partal1e in the games
of 1896. The hereditary prince of
Saxe-Meiningen will attend and offer
q prize
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

If there is any city, town or viii
1age in Minnesota which has not put
in bid for the proposed fourth in
sane asylum, no one has heard of it.
With the permission Of A. c. Clausen
and E. A. Paradis, the two Dromios
of Merriam Park, the asylum will
be located in the Midway district.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

Now let Prof. Lugger arm him
self with a portly club, station him
self in the geographical center of the
state and extend to the farmers of
Minnesota a courteous invitation to
bring on their bugs.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

The welcome delinquent tax list
and financial statement are making
glad the heart of the country editor,
who is getting ready for the winter
meeting of the state editorial asso-
citation. He deserves all he gets, and
seldom gets all he deserves.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18
he Denver Times seems to feel all

: The Denver Times seems to feel all
too deeply Inundated because the
Denver chief of police is a member
of the state senate. The Times
should cheer up, and not take such
Ithings SO much to heart 1t might be
worse. Supposing, for instance, the
man had been sentenced to a term
in the state prison.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18
The wife5s Tongue.

Blue Earth City Post.
A st. Paul judge, in case OF suit for
damages for SANDER, decided that
husband was responsible for his wife's
tongue. What an awful responsibility
to add to that already overburdened
creature, a husband.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

The legislature, as a body, does not
Seem to realize that it is not so much
the number of hours devoted to ses-
sion work as the quality of the work
done that counts in the aggregate.
IF the two bodies would devote three
or four hours a day to work in ses-
sion and as much more to committee
work, they would accomplish more
than they do under the present hap
hazard plan.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

What is the good Of pointing out
the proper line Of duty for this con-
gress? If congress could see it's
duty and perform it as the public
would suggest there wouldn't be any
thing left of this congress except a
large, dismal stack Of designations.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18
Shot at South Dakota.

Chicago Herald.
Mrs. James Brown Potter is seeking
a Rhode Island divorce. A divorce is
obtained about as easily in Rhode ISL
and as in South Dakota, and is much
more genteel affair.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

The reading public should at once
proceed to disassociate in it's mind
all connection between Hawaii and
Wei-Hai-Wei. There is nothing in
common between the two localities
except the fact that they are both
in hot water great part Of the
time.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

For certain reasons best known to
themselves, Democratic members OF
the city council will, in all future
elections, elect to support Demo-
cratic candidates for political posi-
lions.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

Comnla+e files of the GLOBE always
kent on hand for reference. Patrons
and friends are cordially invited to
visit and avail themselves of the facili-
ties of our Eastern office when IN New
York and Washington.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18
TREASURER'S ILL LUCK,

He VIII BE Sued Because of n
Bank Failure.
CHEYENNE, Wyo., Feb. 17.-Just be-
fore the legislature adjourned sine die
at o'clock this morning, a resolution
was introduced and unanimously
adopted instructing the attorney gen
eral OF Wyoming to at once begin pro-
ceed1ngs against the bondsmen of Otto
Gramm, eX-state treasurer, and the as
signee of T. A. Kent, Bank of Chey-
enne, to recover $4,000 of state funds
which the treasurer lost on account of
the failure of the bank in July, 1898.
Mr.. Gramm failed to reimburse the
state when he turned over the office to
his successor on Jan. of this year.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18
Arnins1 Cnrd pnrtics.

ST. JAMES, Mimi, Feb. 17.-One of
our leading ministers has taken a de-
cided stand against card parties and
dancing, announcing from the pulpit
that a series of meetings is to be held
and the subject fully discussed.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

The opponents Of Senator Brice
may yet be brought to realize that
it is one thing to down man, and
quite a different thing to keep him
down.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18
Pr. Lyons, Local Forecast Official

The Hayward trial is furnishing
material for some heavy editorials
in the Eastern press. Let us hope
they will be equally liberal on the
occasion of the execution.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18
AT THE THEATERS.

A very clever farce is "The Nom
inee," which Robert Hilliard and his
company presented at the Metropolitan
opera house last evening. There are
no dull moments in it. The dialogue
is bright, the action brisk and the
complications, misunderstanding and
predicaments of the hero irreSistibly
funny. In the role of Jack Medford
Mr.. Hilliard was especially happy. He
was thoroughly at ease, entirely un-
affected and full of spontaneity. Med
ford is a young married man who likes
to take a run down to New York and
have gay time for a week or so. His
excuses are finally exhausted, so in
order to escape from home once more
he tells his wife and mother-in-law
thathe is going to Willimantec, Conn,
to run for congress. This pleases his
mother-in-law, an enthusiastic jack
son Democrat. Medford, however, does
not go to Willimantic, but sends his
secretary, DR.. Bunyon, to impersonate
him. BunyOn happens to be- a Republic
can, and upon arriving at the country
village he accepts the Republican NOM
ination for congress. An adventures
writes letters to him and addresses
them to Jack Medford. One of them
falls into the hands of Jacks mother
in-law. When Jack returns home from
New York there is trouble over the
letter, but that is as nothing compared
with the cyclone that follows the ap-
pearance of DR.. Bunyon, who an
nounces that Jack has been elected to
congress. When Jack and his mother
in-laW discover that Jack was elected
on the Republican ticket they are
furious. All the clouds are dispelled
at last, however, domestic harmony is
restored, and DR.. Bunyon accepts the
office to which he was elected. This
role was amusingly impersonated by
Theodore Babcock
The curtain raiser, entitled, ''My
Lday Help" which preceded the play
of the evening, is thin and watery.
1t possesses neither wit nor humor nor
pathos to any appreciate degree. All
three, or even any two, of these quail
tiles cannot be insisted upon, but any
successful dramatic creation must pos
sess at least one of the three attri-
buteS.
Bert Coote, the talented young come
dian, leads the clever cast of Froh-
mans ''The New Boy" which opens
at the Metropolitan Thursday night for
three nights and Saturday matinee.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

The next congress will shine in
only one way-by comparison with
it's immediate predecessor.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
One year, 81 Six mo, Csc Three mo,95c
Address all letters and kilograms to
THE GLOBE, St. Paul, Mimi.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18
BIG BUFFALO BLAZE.

BUFFALO, Feb. 1872 a. m.-Fire
has broken out in the new Music hall.
The loss will probably be about $4,000
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

Organ pipe skirts lined with hair
cloth are much admired. Prices Bak-
ing Powder is admirable for it's perfect
oualitieS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

Li-Hung- Chang seems to be last
in war, first in peace and always in
the treasury of the Flowery King
dom
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

EASTERN ADVERTISING OFFICE.
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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

"On to Pekin" is the japanese war
cry just now. Only few weeks ago
it was "'Onto' Lii Hung Chang,"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18
SUNDAY ALONE.

Per single copy. ..........tlVe Cei ems
Three months. mail or carrier. SOC
one wear, by mail or carrier. ....Sl. 90
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18
DAILY AND SUNDAY.

Bv the month, mail or carrier. BIC
One year by carrier, i'll advance. 50. w
One year by mail, in advance......S 81 ~
Six months by mail, in advance. 40
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

Used in millions of Demonstrations
and less pretentious-whose members
demand the best-Dr. Prices Baking
Powder
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18
ZIER'S GOOD THING.

A bill has been presented to the leg
islature to compel all proprietors of
patent medicines to print the formula
on the covers. This may be fair
enough SO far as it goes, and the peo-
pie have an undoubted right to know
what they are taking; but the bill
covers only half the question, and
should be made to include the ply
sician's prescription as well. Compel
the physicians to use plain English in
writing prescriptions so that the peo-
pie may thoroughly understand. Have
the bill protect instead of discrim-
inate-Northfield News.
1t is a well-known fact that many
kinds of patent medicine are reliable,
as we'll as cheap, and easily procured.
If this bill becomes a law, it will nat
urally have the effect of driving out
all standard preparations of that kind
from the state, as the manufacturers
will not care to have their formulas
made public. 1t is, indeed, to be hoped
that this bill be once more consigned
to the waste basket, this time to
know no resurrection.-Minn Mas
cot.
1t is shrewdly guessed that such a
law might benefit some quack doctors
who cannot compete with the popular
patent remedies. BY the way, what is
the matter with having a law passed
compelling all physicians to write all
their prescriptions in plain English so
hot no oh tn
just what they are compelled to take?
Austin Transcript.
Some crank has introduced an iron
clad anti-patent medicine bill in the
state legislature which would compel
these firms to print in plain type the
formula of their preparation, and post
this formula on every bottle offered
for sale. OF course this would prac-
tically drive patent medicines out of
the state. No firm would want to dis
close this part of their business to
the public. Whether this would be
benefit or an injury to the public is
immaterial. But the principle is
wrong. 1t is legislation against. one
class for the benefit of another. This
same bill has been introduced at every
session, but the members have never
failed to see through it, and have
wasted little time in killing the meas
ure.-Swift County Monitor.
We hope that the legislators from
Nicollet county will vote against the
DR.. Zier leg puller which is aimed at
patent medicines. The bill is an out
rage, and not to the best interests of
the people.-St. Peter Herald.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

Something good" griddle cakes
dainty, sweet-favored and digestible,
made only by use of Prices Cream
Baking Powder.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

DAILY CNOT INCLUDING SUNDAY
Nv the month, mail or carrier. ;40c
One year by carrier, in advance. 81 ~ w
One year by mail, IN adVanee, co g ~ "
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

The clergymen of Philadelphia are
being enlisted in the campaign now
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

We hope that the legislators from
Nicollet county will vote against the
DR.. Zier leg puller which is aimed at
patent medicines The bill is an out
rage, and not to the best interests of
the people.-St. Peter Herald.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

DmciaI Paper of Ramsey County.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-02-18

Bert Coote, the talented young come
dian, leads the clever cast of Froh-
mans "The New Boy" which opens
at the Metropolitan Thursday night for
three nights and Saturday matinee.
Abilene weekly reflector., 1895-10-31
First published In the Abilene Weekly Re-
fertor, Oct. 10, 1896.
ELECTION PROCLAMATION.
Sheriff. Proclamation Of the Time Of
Holding a General Election.

STATE OF KANSAS, -.
Dickinson county,
The State OF Kansas to whom these presents
shall come, greeting:
Know ye that |, ], $. Smith, sheriff Of Dick
inson county, Kansas, by virtue Of the au-
thorty in me vested, do by this procama-
tlon give public notice that on the Tuesday
succeeding the first Monday in November, A.
D, 1895,
November 9Th, 1895,
| there will bc held Il general election and the
officers to be chosen at that time are as fol-
lows, to-wit:
One Chief Justice OF the Supreme Court Of
the State OF Kansas.
One Judge for the Eighth Judicial District
of the State OF Kansas.
One County Treasurer for Dickinson Coun-
| ty Kansas.
One County Clerk for Dickinson County,
Kansas.
One Reglsterof Deeds for Dickinson County.
Kansas.
One Sheriff for Dickinson County Kansas.
One Surveyor for Dickinson County Kan
sas.
One Coroner for Dickinson County Kan
sas.
One Commissioner for the Third Commis-
soner District of Dickinson County, Kansas.
Two High School Trustees for Dickinson
County, Kansas.
One High School Trustee to i'll vacancy for
Dickinson County, Kansas.
Two Justices OF the Peace for each town
ship in Dickinson County, Kansas.
Two Constables for each township In Dick
inson County, Kansas.
One Trustee for each township in Dickin-
son County, Kansas.
One Treasurer for each township in Dick
lnson County Kansas.
One Clerk for each township In Dickinson
county, Kansas.
One Road Ovcrsecr for each road district
In Dickinson County, Kansas.
And votes OF electors for said officers will
be received at the polls of each election dis
trict in said county
Polls to be opened at eight (S) o'clock In the
morning and closed at six tG o'clock In the
evening Of said day.
In witness whereof have hcreunto set my
hand at my Office at Abilene, In said county,
this 25th day OF September, A. d. 1896.
Us. SMITH,
Sheriff Of Dickinson County, Kansas.
Abilene weekly reflector., 1895-10-31
"DlRT DEFlES THE KING" THEN
SAL Pol 10
is GREATER THAN ROYALTY ITSELF.


tleman, quietly.
Then let US hear It," said the man
Of law, turning with a smile OF In
credulity to the Judge and Jury, by
all means let us hcsr It,"
Calmly the old gentleman settled his
eyeglasses on his nose, and leaning on
the edge Of the witness box, he regard.
cd the lawyer for second or two.
"Will you tell u.s." he asked very de-
liberately, whether In your opinion
In your own opinion, mind you'll can
not conceive anyone else entertaining
the slightest doubt whatsoever on the
matter-whether you are as big fool
as you look"
When the roar oi laughter from
bench, bar, jury and spectators at the
young lawyers dilemma had died
away, the latter was heard to family
intimate that he had finished with the
witness. = Sheffield Telegraph,
An ounce OF prevention that may
save gallon OF cure is to thoroughly
besprinkle the servants sleeping quar-
ters with gasoline in the interim be-
tween the departure Of one and the ar
rival of the next incumbent Her
trunk and It's contents, II they have
come from other quarters less careful
" looked AFTER should be thoroughly
searched. lienco an eye should he kept
or tue room from week to week. II
clothes closets have moths Id Them IN
spite OF your careful spring attempts
to keep them out burn sulphurin them,
Put the sulphur In an old porcelain dish
and set in IA wide pan Of water, light
the sulphur and shut the closet up,
Don't 20 far away nor leave the blaze
long unheeded. With the pan OF wa
ter there Is, however, next TO no dam
ger that a spark will fly off and set
anything on fire. The sclntilla Of pos
sibility, though, should not be over
looked. Do not take the screens out
Of doors and windows yet awhile. The
nles will creep into the sunshine In the
middle Of the cool autumn days and
pour into the house for weeks after II
Is late enough for them to be gone,
making havoc OF the newly-decorated
chandeliers and regilded picture
frames and newly .whitened ceilings
Chicago Chronicle. 2
Abilene weekly reflector., 1895-10-31
PlTH AND POINT.

You were not angry with the match
you struck Notwithstanding you had
somewhat against it.-Young Mems
Era.
SO work the honey bees, creatures
that by u rule In nature teach the act
of order to peopled kingdom, Shake.
speare.
The Boys view-Kitty--"I saw
,Ia,k Hardin kissing your sister last
night" Small loy-"Well, ! guess |
can stand 1t II She can. detroit Free
Press.
--piano-tuner-"Good day, madam.
| came to tune your piano" Pianiste
-"But | did not send for you" Piano
tuner-"l know, but your nextdoor
neighbor did."-Musical Weekly.
-Weston--"Do you think young
man can safely marry on ten dollars a
weall?" l'aston- "Well, TINT depends
u good i!cal on how much tln girls IA
tier is worth, ,"--S0mervilc Ionrnal.
-lIobson--"l hear Cholly Sappy Is
out OF his mind. poor fellow Costique
~ think he Is rather to be oongratu-
lated lie must have been frIghtfully
crampcd in it."--philadelphia it. Record.
-Thore was a man In our town.
And he was wonir0us wise
He never Dragged to his dear wife
About his mothers pies
indianapolis Journal.
-Gomez--'I sny, was it you who
recommended that cook to my wfe"
perez-"I lieve so' Gomez "rhen
! should like you to come and have
dinner with us tonight. LA Gaceta
de Malaga.
Still Worse. -Bingo-"l want to
change the combination OF that house
safe Of mine" Safe Man--"Whats
The matter? Servants found out the
old number2' Bingo-"No. My wife
has. brooklyn Life.
Reasonable Expectation Mrs Dix
~ wonder what present my husband
will bring me tonight" Mrs Hicks
-"What makes you expect one? Is 1t
pour birthlay~ Mrs. Dix -"No-o; we
luarreled this morning. "--1it-Bits.
Abilene weekly reflector., 1895-10-31
HIS QUESTION.

1t was Simple, but thu Lawyer Couldn't
Answer "Yes" or "No.,
"Do you think, then, that the de-
fendant was In the right2" asked q
young lawyer Of an elderly and eau
tious witness
"Well, were 1t not that"
Come, come" interrupted the law
yer. ave have had enough Of wells
and butts. asked you a plain ques.
ton, want plain answer. Was he
right? Yes or no."
~ really can not reply yes or mo-
to such a question, Either answer
would be misleading You see, l."
"Do you mean to say, sir" stormed
the lawyer, working himself into o
state of Indignation, that you could
frame question to which could not
reply yes or 'no?"
"Ccrtainlv could" said the old ren-
Abilene weekly reflector., 1895-10-31
First Published In the Abilene Weekly Re-
Hector, October H. 1895,
Notice Of Final Settlement.

Dickinson County, '''
In the probate court in and for said county.
In the matter of the estate of John
Taylor, deceased.
To all whom 1t may concern
Notice Is hereby given that will, at the
next regular term Of the Probate Court Of
said Dickinson county, State Of Kansas, said
term commencing on Monday, the fourth
for for full and dnaI settlement Of said estate
All persons interested take notice and gov
crn themselves accordingly.
ISAAC SHOCKEY,
Administrator.