New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-11-08

William Read OF Boston. says that the people .
Boston are the descendants OF Esau. and that Bos
ton baked beans Is the identical red pottage u
which Esau sold his b!rthrlght.
A Young actor who had played the part Of u
ass in the midsummer N.ghts Dream with ID
most admirable fidelity received, on inc ocSasi \,
OF q second performance, wreath WIN t.e y
scrlp:ion ITO the greatest ass or the century
-(Deutsche Wespen.
man who recently died In odessa Rnssia' le',
million rubes apiece 10 four nieces or coh9iuG
TIA, they work for fifteen months as chamoermaic'
cooks or farm servants. HIS object II Is though
was 70 make them more sympathetic to"atu "
mestic servants Of their own
No, So Brave-"Dear me- said Mrs. WicAwtn
looking up from her paper, but women are seluu
brave echoed Mr. Wickwlre.
Yes. Here IL story about woman VINO shose
mouse She-pshaw | read il wrong. IL was only
moose indianapolis JourAa..
There are seven surnames in Ashantee COM
spending to the days OF the week. as follow
Kwasie indicates man born on Sunday kudN
on Monday. Kwabina on Tuesday kwaku
Wednesday Yao on THURSDAY. koii on FRIDAY AZ
Kwam.na on Saturday. These are all accented y
the final syllable.
Her Mistake What DO you Think excla1H
one ema ncipated woman -
Il don't know was the startled rejonde: Old
Our Our president. Miss Tomasa Buoy. has tats'
What, We must impeach her at once; TIE ~.
OF her doing anything so unmanly' ivy asmas"
Star.
THE Buffalo Courier suggests that the FRESHMAN
class OF next year be called 1.-The class Of naushv
naught" We suspect that the adjective "naugnv
would hit the boys Just about right only they wovA
spell II bad; but the substantive "naught wo''
find little favor with them. I'VE shouldn't De W.
prsed." says The Rochester Post-Express. u
the college authorities simply said 'Nineteen-hoS
dred.' which contains no more syllables than o'"
Ninety seven and is even easier TO say tnan
'Sixty-seven.' "
The Benefits Of Exercise Piano-maker-How do 40.
IL happen that in this house the pedal Is oFoA"
every week ,-,.
Scranton. our young lady rides wheei-tFIs
gende Batter
In a Syracuse school recently. according 10 I@
Syracuse Post" one OF the teachers thought it woas
be good idea 70 how the scholars stood regarS
ng the present political situation. She asked eae'
scholar TO write slip of paper the name OF IN
candidate for Mayor he or she thought would VIZ
the election. A little boy about seven years On
raised his hand and, when permitted 10 speak sais'
Please teacher. my fathers out Of town. ana
don't know what ann
Brown is awfully absen,-minded."
Il should say So You know what be DID the DIN"
oaSSNo"
HE had a fresh cigar and no light, stolpce =
fellow smoking stub. lighted the cigar handed e.
the fellow and went on smoking the stub himself
Chicago Record.
As he took his seat in Brooklyn BARRIERS estas
lishment the fat, jolly looking customer turned
the knight of the shears and said:
Dot vas bretty goote Joke on Hans, vat kee7
the barber shop aroundt the corner-dont it,
wat vas il? l guess l don't already hear OF ri
replied the elongated German barber he stroppl
a razor before beginning work on his customer.
'You don't have heard that joke" said the
ter 1T vas so funny laugh myself all over cs
time think Of II. II vas like this: A man COZ
into Hans's place und Hans shave him. He says |
Hans. There something der matter nit 3
razcr,' ind Hans he say Nix. Then the ri
laugh like the divu nearly out OF his chair. 81
say: Yes. dots it-nlcks. ha. IA. ha" Bre,ty gel
Joke wasn't it?' i
II don't see where dot Joke comes out rePp'l
the barber. as he daubed the lather In the vi
toner's left eye.
you don't see that joke-nicks?" asked the eSI
toner. impatienty.
mix. | see me no Joke nit nix; und | tink III
vas crazy" replied the barber emphaticaly.
"vel II you don't joke nit hicks you vi
bretty thick headed answered the customer
angry tone Of voice. al
you vas foolish or drunk-maype sunstrok~
sarcastically replied the barber
Maybe vas a drunkard .oafer." yelled the eS
toner but / find me a barber who Vash' -
thick headed he sees no joke NIT hicks. ana ~
that parting shot he went out OF the shop. sa""'
the door after him.
Next" called out the barber. and as the a.
victim took his seat In the chair he SAID wv
Ter vat goes out vas ham-hnmer or v"
luniticks."
The old organ blower OF pinklebury LAY, IA
the curate visiting. him. Would You III cs1
me!' asked the sick man.
Certainly l WILL Jones'" said the curate. -
"Thankee, sir: none o. that ere tweed.edu"
thoven, you know sir. only Hancels .,.,s
II am sure he will do H." responded the ~.
The old man lay placliy for a while 'ssn
claimed. with fervor: How thankful DC = q
shant have to blow for him when he plays "
part At the end.'-lchurcb TlweA