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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-04-05

1T do blow q little sometimes GU,
In Kansas" said the man with the
faraway look that comes to those
who are accustomed to gazing across
broad prairies.
Yes, assented tho fat man.
Yes. remember oncet when il
bowed SO hard that couldn t see
the barn that was less n hundred
yards away.
Air so full of snow or dust?"
Neither one. Air was as clear as
could be. 1t jist simply bowed so
hard that the sight Of the barn was
bowed away fore it could reach me.
l was lookin straight acrost the wind
at the time, you see Cincinnati
Trihrra
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-04-05

A novel and simple dew,
prevention of accidental ro
consists of bell so fast
capped cork that it is clan,
bottle cannot be taken u.
less the cork removed, witho.l
ducing tinkle just loud cn I.
warn the nurse, but not loud eao..
10 disturb the patient. Obvious.
such a signal would be as effectual ii
the dark as in the daylight A cord
Is attached to the bell with which il
Is tied to the neck Of the bottle.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-04-05

HEADQUARTERS
FOR THK
Singer Sewing Machine /!

Deg 10 announce to the public. that I
nave again opened an office. where
nave constantly on hand full line Of
the Genuine Singers, with all the la,es,
improvements. have also large
STOCK OF A attachments, Needles, Oils. &e.
Tor All other makes and styles of Sewing
" achines- All kinds OF Sewing Ma,
chlnes repaired. Bargains in second
hand machines.
Ny place OF business is on eth Street.
between Mill and McCrillus Streets
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UNITED STATES HOTA
MILL STREET. JASPER
AUGUST KAECIN
PROPRIETOR.

The travelling public will find
TINS house well furnished and the
best OF attention given to the want.
OF guests. Furniture and beds al
new and table supplied with the
best the market affords. Terms
Reasonable.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-04-05

What shall l do?" she moaned
Il have broken my bicycle"
Let me see the wreck" said he,
mother. why. these wheels are
very light indeed"
Yes, the lightest manufactured. "
We'll, there is no need of wasting
them. III take them down town and
have some trimming put on them
They will make lovely hats for You
and your sister to wear to the thea
ter. '-Washington Star.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-04-05

Hot Flashes and Headaches,
10 me Ayo" Medicine Company:
After using three boxes l an
pleased to say my appetite has re
turned, the pains have entirely left
my side, l no more experience no,
flashes and my headaches have dis,
appeared. l am free to say that had
1t not been for LYONS SEVEN
WONDERS l should not be alive
to-day. MRS. LIzzIR JOHNSON.
ORLEANS. IND, July a6. 1894.
NY, :, Agents, Jasper, Ind.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-04-05

Il am astonished that minister
OF the gospel should smoke ciga-
rettes."
They saved my life when l was a
missionary. Every time tho king of
the cannibal islands began to think
OF eating mo would light ciga-
rette and make him so sick that he
lost his appetite. - indianapolis
Journal.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-04-05

Disappearance VI . Sts1ach Trsshle
lyon Afd'eine Company:
DEAR SIRs-For fifteen years |
was afflicted with stomach, heart
and kidney troubles. was induced
to try LYONS SEVEN WON
DERS, and am more than pleased
at the result. My stomach trouble
has disappeared and my heart has
resumed its normal action. can
cheerfully recommend it.
ALFRED PARISH.
ORLEANS, IND, July as, 1894.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-04-05

Mistress (on the second day to new
oook)-kathi, just be 30 good as to
lend me marks.
Cook (aside)-Ha, ha! That's why
she said yesterday the cook In her
house was treated as one OF the FAM
ily!-Schalk.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-04-05
cambridge Township Trus.
tees Notice.

The undersigned, Trustee of Balm.
bridge township, Dubois county. will at.
tend to Township business on SATURDAY.
OF every week, at his residence on North
Main street, between Fourteenth and
Fifteenth, in Jasper.
The Library of said Township is kept
at the bookstore of Mrs Jacob Gosnann.
where persons wanting books can oh.
tain them at any time.
JOSEPH EcKsrErN, Trustee.
April 20, ls94-y.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-04-05
FINE FARM FOR SALE!
In Madison Township.

One OF the best farms in Madison
township is now for sale by the under.
eigned, to-wit: 1l2is acres in Sec 9o
Iown One South, Range West for,
merry belonging to John Burpe. de-
ceased. 1t will be sold at a reasonable
price, and on partial payments if de-
sired. II YOU want a good farm il
GOOD locality, near the thriving town Of
a,e,anu, lhis Is your opportunity. For
CLEMENT DoAxE
at Jasper Courier Office.
Also, 231 acres, formerly known as the
adam smith farm, at the point where
the railroad crosses Patoka river will be
sold cheap. Call soon.
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JASPE r, INDIANA.
FETER j. BOSNIAN, Agent.

ror the Singer Manufacturing COMPANY.
am also agent for the old reliable
Niagara Fire and Tornado and Cyclone
insurance Co., Of New York. and 70.
spectiuly ask liberal patronage.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-04-05

QHE OLD RELIABLE Erny Tin and
Stove Store, in front of the Monu-
ment, Is yet conducted by the
daughter Of Mr.. w. Erny. She
carries splendid stock Of the cele-
brated.
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April comes alternately,
Lugubrious and CHEEKY,
And everybody acts as If
Such conduct made him weary.

Any one who has ever had an attack of
inAammatory rheumatism will rejoice
with Mr.. j. A. Stnmm, 22O Boyle Heights,
Los Angeles, over his fortunate escape
from siege of that distressing ailment.
Mr.. Stumm ia foreman of Merriam's con-
fectionery establishment. Some months
ago, on leaving the heated work room to
run across the street on an GRAND, he was
caught out in the rain. The result was
that when ready to 60 home that night he
was unable to walk, owing to infamma-
tory rheumatism. He was taken home,
and on arrival was placed in front of a
good fire and thoroughly rubbed with
Chamberlain's Pain Balm. During the
evening and night he was repeatedly
bathed with this liniment, and by morn
ing was relieved of all rheumatic pains.
He now takes especial pleasure in prais-
ing Chamberlain's Pain Balm, and always
keeps bottle of it in the house. For
sale by A. C. Ireland, jr.
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when on the High Seas.

When on the High Seas,
On the rail, on steamboat, aboard fish
ing smack, or yachting on the coast, Hos
letter Stomach Bitters will be found a
reliable means of averting and relieving
ailments to which travellers, mariners and
emigrants are peculiarly subject. SEE
captains, ship doctors, voyagers Or SO
journers in the tropics, and all about to
encounter unacclimated, an unaccustomed
or dangerous climate, should not neglect
to avail themselves of this safeguard of
we'll ascertained and long-trled merit.
Constipation, biliousness, malaral fever,
indigestion, rheumatism and affections of
the bladder and kidneys are among the
ailments which it eradicates, and it may
be resorted to not only with confidence
in It's remedial efficacy, but also in its
perfect freedom from every Objectionable
ingredient, since it is derived from the
purest and most salutary sources. It
counteracts the effects of unwholesome
food and water.
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Scott Emulsion

is Cod-liver Oil emulsified, or
made easy of digestion and as
similation. To this is added the
Hypophosphites Of Lime and
Soda, which aid in the digestion
of the Oil and increase materially
the potency of both. 1t is a re-
markable hesh-producer. Ema-
ciated, anelnic and consumptive
persons gain flesh upon it very
rapidly. The combination is a
most happy one
Physicians recognize its SUI
perior merit in all conditions of
wasting. 1t has had the en-
dorsenent of the medical pro-
i>ssion for 20 years.
Hoai bspersnadod TO take a Subshtute'
Scott y Bovine, MY All Druggists. SIC and 81.
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THEY SUSPECTED.
But, After All, There Was . Good Reason
For His Nervousness.

But, After All, There Was . Good Reason
For His Nervousness.
The travelling auditor OF one of the large
railways centering In the city, In follow
ing his course of duty the other day, hap
pened In upon q small way station to ex-
anime the counts. He was accompanied
by one of the lesser officials of the road
who was going around to investigate at
fairs. The station agent at this particular
point had been exemplary in his admins
tration OF the affairs OF the company, His
accounts were always correct, and no fault
had ever been found with him, not even in
the minutest detail. But when the off,
cials arrived this morning they both re-
marked that he had very nervous, excit-
able manner and seemed to be annoyed at
their intrusion.
So one said to the other: "We have al
ways been in the habit of making mere
glance over this mans books suffice as an
audit, but today he seems so excited and
nervous l think we had better make a
thorough investigation. 1t looks as If there
was something crooked"
They both agreed that shis would only
be proper, SO settled down for day 8
work. I#
When the station agent observed their
unusual actions, he seemed to become
more nervous and i'll at ease. This the
officials thought was an indication that
something was surely wrong. They began
work in earnest on the books, giving them
a thorough overhauling. They worked
away till noon, when they requested the
keys, and on going for dinner locked the
Office, taking the station agent with them.
The station man was 80 excited that he
scarcely took bite to eat. With a know
ing wink the two officials called each 9TH
er's attention to this.
After dinner they went back to the sta
ton and resumed, working away on every
detail of the business. The agent was be-
coming paler and more nervous as the in
vestigation proceeded. They worked
away expecting each moment to come
across startling disclosure. But supper
time came, and still the agent 8 honor was
safe. So as they prepared to leave the
office the official in solemn tone said to
the agent
"Mr. Blank, you be back here at Z
o'clock. We may want to see you"
The agent became more fiustered and at
last broke out:
But, gentlemen, I'm going to be mar
ried tonight"
Then the officials looked at each other
In disgust, realizing what bad been the
true cause of the agents excited condition.
Finally one said:
well, why in the dickens didn't you
tell US that before?''
And they humbly got their things to-
gether in time to board the next train for
the city, which had just whistled for the
station -Pittsburg Dispatch
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An Englishmsn,s Geography.

so you propose to make tour through
the United States, my boy, said English
man No 1 to Englishman No. as they
sat together In London clubroom.
Yes; I'm going to make hurried trip
through the States
what parts Of the country are you 60
ing to visits"
We'll, shall land In the city of New
Hampshire and give the town a pretty
thorough visit. Then shall sail up the
Georgia river to Denver and visit its ia
nous university. Then shall put in a
few weeks In the great forests Of Cincin-
natl, hunting the antelope. expect to
make trip across the vast prairies Of
Rhode Island and shoot all elephant or
two. After that shall winter in Bar Har
Dor and study American society among its
most select representatives. EARLY in the
spring shall hire guide and go on fish
ing excursion up the California river into
the lakes of Chicago"
Going to visit New York;"
Don't know as shall get as far as
that. New York World.
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Items Of Interest by the wabash

Items Of Interest by the wabash
Man.
Bulletin No. 4.-The real and personal
property in this country ia assessed at
$17, ,903,495.
The Wabash Line is the shortest be-
tween Kansas City and st. Louis. Ele-
CANT trains. Finest dining cars service.
The fishermen along our coasts and in
our waters, catch $45,0CO,000 worth Of
fish every year.
The Wabash will ticket you to Chicago,
Toledo, Detroit or any eastern point, and
you will be perfectly satisfied.
The farmers and stock raisers of this
country have live stock valued a. $2,2O8,-
767,573.
The Wabash runs through Sleepers
from Chicago to New York and Boston.
The total valuation of all the farm pro.
ducts of every description was by the
last census $2,460, 107, 454.
The Wabash runs through Sleepers be-
tween st. Louis and Buffalo, New York
and Boston.
Our savings banks have $1,739, 006,705
deposited with them as the surplus earn
ings of the people.
Any ticket Agent will recommend the,
Wabash as strictly first-class line. They,
have tried it.
Look out for Bulletin No. 5.
G. NJ. HAMpsoN,
Commercial Agent,
Denver, Colorado.
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The young man whose salary wasn't
long enough by several lengths to reach
to all the points he wanted it to, had been
harrassed that morning by numerous per-
sons with bills and bills. About noon,
at which time he had lost count of them
his landlady's husband appeared with an
other for the past months provender
What's this? he asked, displaying con-
siderable annoyance.
Your board bill for month.
Well, I'll not pay it, he exclaimed,
throwing it on his desk. Do all you peo-
Pile think have no use for money except
to pay bills with? and he invited the
caller to get out.
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CONNECTIONS.

ALBUQUERQUE-A., T. 4 s. F. Railwuy
for all points east and south.
ASH FORK-Santa Fe, Prescott h Phoe-
nix railway for points in central and
southern Arizona.
BLAKE-Nevada Southern Railway for
Purdy and connection with stage lines
for mining districts north.
ACKNOWLEDGMENT California Railway
for Los Angeles, San Diego and other
California points.
MOJAvE-Southern Pacific Company for
San Francisco, Sacramento and other
northern California points.
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A New England Version Of Tennyson.
Come into the garden, Maud.
For the white cat winter has fled,
An you got ter hustle around
An spade up the garden bed.
The horse reddish down by the wall
Hes sprouted, the rhubub, too,
An the fennel an fparrergrass
Is calm, Maud, for you.
Come into the garden, Maud.
Bring the rake, the hoe an the spade.
An the lettis an inyun seeds.
1t is time that the beds wuz made.
An win look over the wall
While the robin sings you song
An the bumblebee buzzes around
To see how you're gittin along.
For there isn't soul but you,
As your ma has the rheumatis,
To work in the garden, Maud,
So you buckle right down to bis,
For me an the hired man
An the boys has plenty to do
With plowin, plantin an SIGH
An pushin the farm work through.
Go shet the pianner up,
An your woostered dogs lay by.
Take the rings from of Of your hands
It'll do no good to cry
An into the garden, Maud,
Like dutiful, clever young lass.
You hustle this minute, now,
Or there'n be no garden Sass.
The buttercups bloomed in her hair;
The roses bloomed on her cheek;
She could 'rastle the township down
~ 1rx,H {,,t 1,a vuysr lon
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Whoopiug Cough.

There is no danger from this disease
when Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is
freely given. It liqueaes the tough mucus
and aids its OK pectoration. II also lessons
tho severity and frequency of paroxysms
Of coughing and insures speedy reoov-
cry. There Is not the least danger in CIV
ing the remedy to children or babies, as
it contains no injurious substance. For
sale by A. O. ireland, ir.
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And finally he raisee his eyes,
Those eyes of soleful blue;
And to the newer woman said;
I'll be brother to you.

While in Stockton, CAL, some time ago,
Thos. F. Langan, of Los Banos, that state,
was taken very severely with cramps and
diarrhma. He CHANGED to meet Mr.. @. NJ.
Carter, who was similarly afflicted. He
says: II told him of Chamberlain's Colo,
Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy, and We
went to the Holden drug store and pro-
cured a bottle of il. It gave Mr.. Carter
prompt relief and I can vouch for its
having cured me-" For sale by A. @
Ire'end, jr.
Are you for silver or gold? asked the
statesman.
That depends, replied the politician.
Which have you got?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-05-15
Tho Science Of War.

Proprietor of Iron Works-If I under
stand you correctly, you wish to place All
order for armor plate that no cannon shot
can pierce. We are turning out that kind
of thing every day, and
Agent of Foreign Government-No, you
misunderstood. wish to know if you can
manufacture a cannon that can pierce any
armor plate.
Proprietor-Certainly, sir. We are do
ing that kind Of thing every day.-Chi.
cago Record.
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Cave ard Gin Dwellers

View the longest cahtilevsr bridge il.
America across the Colorado river.
JNo. J. BYRNE,
Gen. Pass. Agt, Los Angeles, Cal.
@. H. HPxERs,
Asst Gen. Pass.Agt., San Francisco, Gal.
II. 3. VAN HLycx,
Gen. Agt., Albuquerque, N M.
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The Grand Canon Of the Colorado

the most sublime OF natures work on
earth, indescribable, can easily be reached
via Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs
on this road. To the natural bridge Of
Arizona and Montezuma's we'll you can
Journey most directly by this line. Oh.
serve the ancient Indian civilization Of
Laguna or Acoma, "the City Of the Sky"
Visit the petrified forest near Carrizo.
See and marvel at the freak of Canon
Diablo. Take hunting trip In the mag
nlficent pine forests Of the San Francisco
mountains. Find interest in the ruins OF
the prehistoric
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-05-15
WOman's Rights,

do you believe in womans rights9"
asked the American young man.
Certainly replied Lord Doddleby.
my fiancee has $500, 600 in her own right,
and consider it deuoed charming in her. ="
WASHINGTON Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-05-15
Superfluous Animal.

DO you koepa dogf" asked the visitor.
No." answered the husband of Mrs
Strongmind, with patient sigh, I'VE
don't need one. My wife always tries her
speeches on me. Chicago Tribune.
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The Ki.. scientifically osnsidered.

Mother-What's that smacking noise in
the parlor?
Studious Boy (who goes to sohool)-It's
sister and her young man exchanging
microbes. New York Weekly
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Pullman Palace Sleeping Car:

No change is made by sleeping car pas
sengers between San Francisco, Los
Angeles ofsan Diego and Chicago.
The Atlantic Il Pacific Railroad, the
great middle route across the American
continent, in connection with the rail
ways of tho "Santa Fe route" Liberal
management; superior facilities; pic
turesque scenery; excellent accommoda-
tions.
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And None Disputed,

WAS 1t her money he married her for'''
well, she claimed 1t was hers. DE
trOit Tribune.
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temper, fear of impending calamity and q
thousand and one arrangements Of body
and mind, result from such pernicious prac-
tees. All these are permanently cured by
improved methods of treatment without the
patient leaving home.
medical treatise written in plain but
chaste language, treating of the nature,
symptoms and durability of such diseases,
sent securely sealed in plain envelope on
receipt ofthis notice, with Iocents in stamps,
for postage. Address, WORLDS DIsPEN.
sARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION. Buffalo. NY
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STATIONS EASTWARD
WEST WARD

Arrive Los Angeles 9:35 a. M; $50 p.
m. Leave Los Angeles at 100 a. M; 500
q. m.
Arrive San Diego 12:45 p. M; 1920 p.
ms Leave San Diego at 2:15 p. m.
Arrive at San Francisco at 9:15 a. m.
Leave San Francisco at 900 a. m.
*Every day but Sunday.
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sUNBEAMs.

There was a man in our town,
Reputed wondrous wise,
Who changed his winter flannels,
To everyone's surprise.
But when he saw what he had done.
With all his might and main,
This wise man straightway bumped
himself,
And got them on again.
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YOUNG SPIRITS,

. vigorous body and
robust strength fol-
low good health.
But all fail when the
vital powers are
weakened. Nervous
debility and loss of
manly power result
from bad habits, con-
tracted by the young
through ignorance
of their ruinous con-
seque ces. Low
spirits, melancholia,
impaired memory,
r,orose or irritable
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The Greatest Railroad
on Earth
Santa Fe Route!

Teachers and others going to National
Education Association meeting
at Denver. In July. should remember
that the santa E'e offers as low rates
as anybody else, with better service.
Special inducements to small or large
parties.
Through Pullman Sleepers and free
Chair Cars-Chicago, st. Louis and
miles superb view of Rocky Noun
tains between Pueblo and Denver.
Privilege of attending Summer
School, Colorado Springs, on return
trip.
Low-rate- excursions into the noun
tains after meeting is over.
For descriptive phamphlets, address
H. s. LUTZ,
Agt. A. 7. 4 S. +. r. r.
Santa Fe, N. M.
Most Picturesque
Line to Colorado.
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Three Classes Of Men, =

illustrated, is sent free, sealed, by mail upon
application. Every young, mlddle.aSed
Of old man suffering the slightest weakness
should read IT,. It will show an easy, sure
and speedy way to regain strength and
health when everything else has 1nAled.
49, . MARA - ERFnnFA ~
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-11-14
PhyaIolnna Havo round QUO

That a cotaminating and foreign
element In the blood, developed by
indigestion, is the cause of rheum-
atism. This settles upon the sensi-
tive sub.cutapeous covering OF the
muscles and ligaments of the joints,
causing constant and shifting pain,
and aggregating as calcareous,
chalky deposit, which produces stiff
ness and distortion Of the joints,
No fact, which experience has dem
onstrated in regard to Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, has stronger evil
dence to support than this, namely,
that this medicine Of comprehen-
sive uses checks the formidable and
atrocious disease, nor is 1t less posi-
lively established that it Is prefera
bic to the poisons often used to ar
rest IT, since the medicine contains
only sautary ingredients, II is also
a signal remedy for malarial feyers,
constipation, dyspepsia, kidney and
bladder ailments debility and other
disorders, See that you get the
genuine,