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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29
GREAT THOUGHTS.


Mentally only. man is the superior
animal.
Economy "a half the battle OF life.
It is not so hard to earn money as to
spend It weil.-spurgeon.
Every good and commanding move.
ment In the annals OF the world Is the
triumph OF enthusiasm. Emerson.
TO endure Is the first thing child
ought TO learn. and that which he Will
have most need TO know Rousseau.
wonder many times that oyer a
child OF God should have a sad heart.
considering what the Lord 10 preparing
for him.-s. Rutherford.
Where Christ brings his cross. he
brings his presence; and where he Is.
none are desolate. and there Is no
room for despair,-Mrs. Browning.
True poltenoss Is perfect ease and
freedom. 1t simply consists in treating
others Just as you love TO be treated
yourself -Chesterneld.
You can put into minute OF time
only just so much manual labor, but
you can add TO the same minute
thought and loye.-James Freeman
Clarke.
II Is not by turning over Libraries.
but by repeatedly persuing and Intent
~ contemplating a few great models.
that the mind is best disciplined
Macaulay.
The key to true, real, and enduring
success In soul-saylng is the awful fact,
that man by nature and by practice Is
a sinner-not simply an unfortunate
Dickson.
] began TO think seriously OF matri-
mony, and chose my wife. as she did
her wedding gown. not for a fine, glossy
surface. but such qualities as would
wear well.-Ollyer Goldsmith.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

How many farmers and others. too.
whose places are destitute OF fruit and
shade treca. Again. how many rented
places are devoid OF trees Of all kinds.
Has tho landowner ever stopped to
consider that a small orchard. q fow
yard trees around every tenement
house will greatly enhance tho value.
attract and hold better class OF ten-
ants, make life more enjoyable and
that TOO az practically no oost9 We tell
you there Is a great deal OF solnshncss
whoa we look abroad and see how
nungy and selfish many are with their
tenants, and oftontlmoa perchancc some
good farmer rents hin farm and moves
away and IL no selfish ns 10 reserve all,
yca, an the fruit produced. denying even
this TO his tenant Landowners owe
their tenants ana the public generally. a
duty by planting nj least n moderate
quantity Of trees. This Is n wise pub.
lie policy Ornamental Tree Growing
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29
WHY HATE WOMAN.
a Correspondent Gives Lot Of Reasons
- which Nct Al Are Reasonable

4 Correspondent Gives Lot Of Reasons
~ whrh Not Al Are Reasonable
From the Westminster Gazette
a correspondent whose sex we de-
.chlc 10 dlyulgc. sends us the follow
ing t1cuiy-onc answers to the above
question why / Hate Woman"
T. Because che stabs me IN the eye
wi'h her parasol. offers no apology and
looks ns if dld o.
2. Because she pushes Tor q place In
trains and omnibuses. and. being IN.
never makes any room for amy other
people
o. Because, IN public. her prattlo e.
audible and unccarlng. aud includoi
the Biographies and characteristics OF
ull her friends by name
Because she discusses frociH vii
her sister opposite. and describes fall
rlc8 ana nxlnBs as n at her dress
makers
b. Because she climh1 TO the tops
or omnibuscr. TO descend from which
demands grace and dcccncy
@. Because she thinks the only way
TO make an omnibus stop is TO prod
the driver. u she cannot reach the con-
ductor.
T. Because. being Of thu, class for
which omnihusca arc not. she rpolls
her coachman and ruins her horsoa by
nor ignorant or inconsidcratc use or
them.
8. EccauCe being Of any class. she
loves remnant day and dotoa on
bgrga.ns.
.. Becaufc she displays her beg.
loecs hor handkerchief and carries her
purse in her hand.
10. because nhc rcciioB. plays vlo-
l.nn and ridcl on bicycles.
II. Became 1hC roads accounts OF
weddings and lists Of presents IN Ia
dies newspapers.
Il. Because shc walks three IN
row upon the pavement and cxpccta
every orc clio TO mnkc way for her.
u. because she worshlps priests
and dcaconn. "a wcll 90 lllus.rloun per-
sons and cavalry cnicCru.
"a. Bccnuge fhc 90 fluent but not
lucid and moro concerned about the
number Of her facts than the truth OF
them.
10. Because IN nine cares out OF ten.
ahc cen neither scv. nor read aloud
nor make ,ca.
10. Because she rs always writing
lettcra and wanting mo and others to
annwcr them.
n, Becauro she So the slave Of FASH
ion; and that not only in clothes. but
In art. music, manners. religion. flow
ere. iowelry, language and furniture.
is. Because she doca not value any
thing simply because q ls good" tfol-
lowing faohlon sol IN tho days before
woman existed but because u "a
worn" or done" or oven TALKED
about"
10. Because II sho 81 "nlcc." she %
sure to bo conventional: rad II she is
not conventional. rho Is generally not
"rlcc."
20. Because n you ten her o. secret.
she parnca u ON 10 once 20 other friends
- don't mind telling you. dear. but
II mulin't 20 any further"
"a. because she 10 often carcicnn ar
10 food. and thinks ehospnczu the frat
requisite In wine
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29
nlehe. prorn bod. loo Awnr.

George Wohletadt an importer and
dealer In birds In New York CITY. has
Just been made the defendant In a suit
for breach OF promise, Tho plaintiff
Is Miss Eta Wagner. a member Of the
London Caie;y Girls company. which
is now playing in tho west She asks
for $4,000 damages. claiming that
Wohlstadt's refusal to Keep HIS prom
ise to marry her has caused her 10
suffer great distross OF mind and
body" and has otherwise damaged her
TO that oytont, The change IN wohl-
ltadts feelings Is said 10 have been
brought about by his receiving legacy
OF $4,000 from his father. who died
In Germany.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29


Women who pride thomrelycs to-day
upon their all around ability and
knowledge Of everything muli slt In
humility before the accomplishments
recorded OF Mira. Hannah Woollcy. who,
goyerncsa In the rolgn Of Charles H.,
wna moved 10 write "a Guide 10 the Fo-
male Sex" In the volume hof own ed
ucation was thus summarized. "Tho
things ] pretend greatest SKIN IN are
all works wrought with needle. all
transparent works. she'll work. mom
work. also cutting OF prints. and adorn-
Ing rooms or cabinets or stands with
them, all kinds OF bouglc works upon
wyrea. all manner OF iretty toys. rocks
made with shells or In sweets. frames
for lo6aing glasses. feathers OF Cfowel
for the corners OF beds. preserving all
kinds OF swCotmentg. wet or dry. set
ting out OF banquets. makllg OF salyoa.
oyntments, waters. cordinln. healing
any wounds not desperately dangerous.
knowledge In discerning the symptoms
OF most dlsoascg. and giving such rem
edies 40 are At; all manner OF cookery,
writing and arithmetic. washing black
or white sarsoneta, making sweet pow
dera for the hair or TO lay among linen %
Nor was this all. Mrs. woolloy know
French ana Italian and Latin. which
she counHoled her eek TO study. "slnce
II may hence appear. ladies', that yon
have no Pygmean souls, but as capable
OF gigantlck growth az your male OPP
ponontf"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29
Hghes, Of all in Leavenns Power-Laes U.S. Govt Report
R0lN:A'!:l! R Rs&asg':
ABSOLUTELY PURE


"The stranrcst invention that ever
came 20 my notice" said u patent agent
TO T. W., twas that recently brought
out by On old German. Ills idea Is TO
build o massive pillar In the center OF
the Atlantic ocean aud place upon II q
revolving bridge, ono end touching Liv.
crpool and the other New York. so that
people In England desiring 20 go to New
York could get on at the Liverpool end
Of the bridge. and vice versa.
by % semi.circlc turn Of the bridge
the passengers will bc brought TO their
destination"
"Nhcn asked him how he could get
the pillar In the ocean, and where the
power would come from ~ turn such n
structure. be admitted that he had
overlooked II. aud when I told him fur
Their that there was danger Of the ice
In tho Arctic regions being an ohstruc-
ton TO tho turning Of the bridge. he
decided TO carry the idea no further
-icarSon's Ncclly.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29
WHAT WOMEN DRESS ron.
one OF Them Say. IL l. because They
Wish 80 Please Met

Wish 10 Please Met
A group Of yonr women sat around a
dainty tea table discussing dress and
their waters almost In the same breath.
u am only beginning to take an In
terest In my gowns" said q sun
Drowned maid who had Jus, returned
from a summer resort where there were
iwcnty-six glrls 20 three men. al
though my summer costumes were per
foctly lovely. did not thrill over them
once. for what was the use Of donning
the most becoming rock when there
we're no men to be ovcrpoworcd by the
eject. / argue that We dress to please
the men. therefore state IN all candor
that ! don't care a button what sort OF
gowns ] have unless / know that men
are going to see thcm."
But q woman knows moro about
their value and their style" put in o.
brown-eycd creature who always looks
we'll
"Thota an very true" argued number
one, but the influence that mon cxor-
else upon womon's dress Is certainly
undercstlmated The taste OF the hus-
band. the taste OF the lover. OF the In
timatc friend, and even OF tho brother.
has always to be deferred and sub
mitted to, and In each and every caac
Ia acknowledged to be superior to that
possessed by his fair subject. The Sc
crct OF this is perhaps. IN n measure.
due to the fact that the masculine eve
secs and JUDGES from the eject pro-
duccd. and verdict ir passed accord
ingly, whereas the feminine mind o.
often distracted by the choice OF color.
material, trimming and style offered
ana when and where natural good
taste does exist II Is frequently domin-
atcd by the will OF another actuatod
by ac'f-lntercst. and thus good iudg-
mont Is for the moment ovcrpoworcd.
Again, the desire to conlnc expense
within a certain limit 10 another fer
tile source OF sacrifice on the altar Of
good taste. stlll. allowing all this ana
more. the fact remains incontroyertlble
that a man intultlvely knows what
suits a woman better than she doe1
herself"
With a convincing air the speaker set
her cup down. gave herself a furtlvo
glance In the mirror. aud departed to
be seen soon after on Walnut street
looking perfectly radiant aa she walked
along quite conscious that the man By
her side regarded her gct-up as emf.
nontly fetching.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

"out foul lcndl' cried Luther. pant.
Ing heavily.
satan REGARDED tho blnc, splotcli
where the Ink bottle had shivcrcd ON
the wall, and a cynical smile played
upon his features
81 acknowledge, he said Ia the bland
manner for which he IL cole bratcd.
that somebody has made basch but
scarcely comprehend under what rule
you thereby render your decision"
And while the blcnchcrs applpudcd
TO the skies he walked scrcncly to the
bench uud sat down with the rest Of
The nine New York Recorder.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

Tho question OF the oxpedloncy OF
diabnnding the militia company WAS
being agitated one town-neetlng day
IN certain hamlet not thousand
miles from Boston. The tayern-koepor.
most pompous individual, who had
courtcously preserved silence during
feyeral noisy haranguea threw q inal
terrible bomb into tho camp OF the
lcouoclastg by the solemn in,erroga-
tory, delivered In his most Impressive
manner:
Gentlemen, let me AJAX you this:
What could we do without militia In
case OF a rosurrection?"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

The question Of cxpcdicncy OF dis.
banding the militia company was being
nptatcd ono town.meetinR day In a
certain humlct not thousand miles
from Boston. The tavern keeper, a
most pompous individual, who had
courtepusly preserved silence during
several noisy harnngucs, threw a hnal
terrible bomb into tho camp Of the In
conoclasts by the solemn intcrroga.
tory, delivered In his most impressive
manner;
"Gcntcmcn, let me nsls you this
What could we do without militia In
case Of "A rcsurrcction2'--f from the
Editors Drawer" In llarpcrs Maya
zine.
Nnrn.alfr rnfnrr,. thn rnnr md nnilni,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

ilowefs, us well rs feathers. appear
on the winter bonnet, but In max ng a
cholcc one must consider what wear
VIII De given 10 the bonnet and whcth.
or nrirhthued blossomc will harmonic
with the hour and the toilet Tho
style OF couture has much TO do with
the arrangement Of tho bonnet on the
head Z the hair Ia parted the bonnet
y placed a little further bacl, than II Is
u either a pumpadour or bang u worn.
ue llfos Cure for Consumttion 10th
in my family and practice. Dr. q. ".
PATTERSON, mister, Mich, Nov. 3, 1874
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29


uIlght specimen OF the New Girl"
made her appearance before mnris.
,lhtS on Saturday Tho top OF her
heau, says the London Daily Tole.
EtsaPn' was just on "a level with the rail
OF lhe witness tox. and Mr. Dickinson
vas con'idcrab.y surprised TO hear q
sInail' shrill, piping voice issue from
SOM ,.ni one he could not see, and say;
tl,n.e' AZ ] want summons for
abuse. WHATS thntg' asked the
learned gentleman. "Stand M cried
the u'hcr OF the court. The applicant
stoou on her up.tocs, which enabled
tNc l'a lstfate 10 See her eyes and hall
hcr nose and repeated; "plcusc, sir,
want d summons for abuse" Ger.
fanny not replied Mr. Dickinson,
promptly III grown up people are
iooii.h enough 20 take out suminonscs
Tor mere vulgar abuse. am not going
70 encourage children to do the same.
TO away home" The litigious girl
iro"hed and went away.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

Tac plains OF Josulia were uplifted
In 1850 TO tho cxtcnt Of 1900 feet IN n
single night by violent crust motions
In i7sl the earthquake in Calabria
caused Immense uphcavals and sub
dcnccs. with monster chusms. assures.
surcs were GOO feet wide, and went TO
an unknown depth.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

Mr.. De selence-"Do you know the
waves Of the ocean strike the shore
with force OF Ave tons to the square
foot?"
"Crackyi No wonder thoy
&c called breakers"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

Mrs. slmpers-"My dear. win you
love me when I'm old?"
Mr., simpers-"Yes. when you're old
enough to have sense"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

Bombast once signihed the cotton
that was employed 10 stun garments.
particularly the enormous trunk hose
worn In the fourteenth and fifteenth
ccuturica
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

The mere snc use. rnrker's gtnaer Tanta
thn more ne "a qualities 80 fHFeaifd In fis cling
eudt indlsrtiiln palms and ever tind VI uoatu.sa
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

A woman will mako ton excuses for he
boy 20 one for her husband
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

Tho woman who marrics for tho second
time has no right TO complain
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

Pleasure ia a thing OF today sorrow hold,
over from last year
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

Billiard table, secondhand for tale
cheap Apply 10 or address, ". q. AgfN.
on =. 18th ST., Omaha, Noh
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

OIL J. A. Bridgland.
formerly Unite d
States consul at
ftre. .ance. has
this to say OF Nor
man Agriculturc
William vi. Duke
OF Normandy in
vaded and con
quered England In
1906. and became
l,ingofthatcountry,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

NJ tho naby ~ cutting Teeth.
n sars asd use that GA and veil tsi rcmoiy, Ma
wDtiov's aoorura graur for chiiifea Testhinr.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tonds TO personal enjoyment when
rightly used. Tho many, who 1.-Two bot
Ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting tho worlds beet products TO
tho needs Of physical being, will attest
tho value 70 health Of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced In tho
remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
lb excellence Is due 20 Us presenting
In tho form most acceptable aud pleas
ant 70 tho taAtc. the reifcshing and truly
beneficial properties Of perfcct Ian.
atiyc; eifcotually cleansing the system,
dispclling colds, headaches and ieyors
and permanently curing constipation.
IL has given satisfaction 10 millions and
met with the approval Of the medical
profession, because II acts on the Kid
neys, Liver aud Bowels without weak
ening them and Il Is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup Of Figs l. for sale by all dru :
gists in 6Oc and 81 bottles, but u h man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name Is printed Gl every
package, also the name, Syrup Of Figs,
and being we'll informed, you will not
accept any substitute II offered.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

IeErmah'a tnmphor tee with Uiyssfins.
ChlibaiH', lss. a.. "a, ci.r k1r. tiatrn, ~
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

Warranted 70 euf- o. money rsfarsisi. Ash 70,
drugrist ~ fiico 10 eeuts
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29

Necessity reforms tho roor, and safety
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-11-29
NORMAN FARM WORK.
LITTLE PLACES AND RICH SOIL
THE ORDER.

the Custom Of Dividing the Land uo.
tSecn the Sons has Worked to the
nsneht Of Franco--For many Cen
turica
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1895-05-30
Decided by Providence.

A funny termination of a neigh
bors' dispute through "the act Of
God" as the old time contracts say,
is related. One of the odd time
worthless of Dexter was carpenter
who entered into an agreement to
build barn for another pioneer,
who was very particular in his slip.
ulations as to manner and quality of
work. One needed the barn very
much, and the other needed his
money when it was done, but a
quarrel arose which promised a
lawsuit. The owner said the barn
was not built according to contract,
and he wouldn't accept it, and the
other said if he didn't accept it he
would move it off the premises, law
or no law. The heat of the quarrel
waxed and enlisted all the neighbors
on one side or the other, when up
came mighty gale of wind and
blew the barn to flinders, as if it had
a special mission to perform in re.
gard to it. Then the men looked at
each other in amazement. One had
no barn and the other no money for
his labor, but the quarrel was ended
forever. -Lewiston journal.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1895-05-30
A Bad Division.

She was the daughter of a dean,
but bit rocky on spelling, hyphez
and that sort of thing all the SAND
and on returning from toul
through Italy had written to a younA
man of her acquaintance describe
the good time she'd had and some /
the treasures she'd picked up. BU
imagine his feelings on reading bel
letter to see the following, II have
got beautiful white Leg" until
having come to the bottom of the
sheet he turned over and found
'horn hat" and realized that it was
only description of feminine head
gear.-London Sporting Times.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1895-05-30
A WONpERELlL ISL
The FFost Curious Thing Abont Him Was
His ForniaabIe Nn.,th


His Formidable Mouth.
Tho boys, young and old, were
collected around the stove in the
tavern one winter evening when the
talk 'urned upon fishing in general
and catching hullheads in particular.
Say, Uncle jesse, didn't You
catch an all fred big pout down in
Massapoag few years ago." said
Cy Smith, addressing one of the
elders of the party.
WAL, yes, did, fer fact-the
biggest pout ever see, or any one
else, | guess, replied the veteran.
Haow much did he weigh?" cried
several voices.
WAL, I never weighed him, but
he was o wh@pper, an ne was old
enough to be the gran Their f all the
bullheads raound here. Mighty
curtis thing abaout that pout, tew,
said the old man, gazing at the up
ward curling smoke of his pipe in
reminiscent mood.
"Tell us about it, said Cy.
The old man hitched uneasily in
his chair, knocked the ashes from
his pipe on the stove hearth, and
taking his jackknife and a plug of
tobacco from his pocket began to
prepare fresh charge.
WAL, said he after few mo-
ments of silence, yer see, durin the
winter Ivory Damon had ben cut
tin ice on the pond for Joe Goodrich.
Naow, yer know Ivory was kin o.
queer critter, allus studyin over
mathematics or chronology or some
seech stuff; didn't know what he
was dom half the time. WAL, he
was cuttin ice there all alone with a
crosscut saw-that was fore those
ice plows had been got up--an the
first thing he knew he sawed off the
very cake he was standing on, an
down he went. BY cracky I he said.
7 thought | was a goner, but cd
just reach the ice ladder an pull
myself out, but the saw went to the
bottom.
"Waal, long next May / went
daown there one evenin with one of
the Walker boys--Art, I believe
'twas-thought we'd get a mess o.
pouts. We had pretty good luck fer
awhile. Then they stopped bitin.
Guess the's an eel araoun,' said
Art. WAL, said,I, I'll have him
if theirs one here. So put on an
all fired big bunch O worms an
flung her over. In abaout few min
utes | felt somethin take hold an
bear down hard. BY George, says
| /, I've got himp Waal, I tell yer
we had o tussel, but we hauled in
the biggest pout l ever see. We had
to hit him with the oar fore we
could keep him in the boat. I thought
the was suthin mighty curl abaout
his mouth, but / didn't pay much
'tention tew it till / come ter dress
him next mornin, an as trew as
live that old Teller had got Ivory :
saw crossways in lis maouth an
was a-wearin it fer q set of false
! teeth. Forest and Stream.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1895-05-30
Mexican CourRs

A Mexican girl is .e0urted by q
unique process. Her would be lover
walks up and down the street on the
opposite side and stares at her win
dow by the hour. If his appearance
is agreeable, she appears at the win
dow after few days of this per-
Torrance. When the acquaintance
develops, he is introduced to her
papa and after the necessary mar
riage arrangements have been made
he is introduced to her. The pre-
liminary tramping and staring are
called doing the bear"
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1895-05-30
lfrupp and Christianity.

In a single year of our Lord the
Prince of Peace his servant, Herr
Krupp, made and sold to various
Christian nations of Christian con-
tinent fifteen thousaal e. 0oO) can
mons to be used mi n killing
Christians. My fgiea please come
forward to the 1xiElous seat and DO
prayed for by expert practitioners of
our holy religion. San Francisco
Examiner.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1895-05-30

Cherubini had the exceptional tai
ent of being able to convince every
one with whom no talked that he
was more interested in him than in
any other human being and more
concerned about the matter his Wis
itor brought to bis attention than in
any other business on the face Of
tho earth
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1895-05-30

The more atmospheric air there Ia
in gas tho greater the heat, but the
iesa tho li0ht