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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1895-11-05

A LIST
N reasous why you should In
y ast upon having DR.. Plerces
Pleasant Pellets, and notning
elss In their place - -
because they're the srnditsa,
and the plsasdntesf TO take
Because they're the easiest IN
their ways No disturbance, no
reaction afterward- Their e.
fects last.
They absolutely and perma-
nently cwrs Biliousness, Indi-
gestion, Constipation, Sick He'd
ache. and Sour Stomach; Inc
most common cause Of Piles u
CONSTIPATION. By removing The
cause q cure Is effected.
MONTGOMERY, Orange Co. N. z.
m PIERCE: Dear Sir - sunered unton
misery with bleeding piles. ! could gcs 90
relief night or day. until commences u, ,.,s
YOUR Pleasant Pellets" and now Tor Two
ycars or morc, I have not been troubled WIN
the piles; II my bowels get In q constPatea
condition, take dose OF DIR. Pierce IT, IT.,
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BY next day.
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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1895-11-05
20. 0sI.-A Grammatical PuIIi..
No. ssa.-QuAiities Of Authors.

No. 65a.-QuAlities OF Author
What author works 10 confine water in
canali
What one Is robustly healthy.
What one l. at the head Of the Roman
Catholic church,
VIVA, one prepares food for the tablet
Wha, one l. "a part of the Netherlands
What one is "A small, timid animal!
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1895-11-05
The kickapOO
Indian Remedies.

Purely vegetable, Natures
Own medicines for
rheumatism, FeverS of every
Description, Dyspepsia,
Consumption, Worms, and
|. All diseases resulting from Z
DiSoriered condition of the
Kidneys, Liver, Stomach
Or Blood.
Al, druggists sell them.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1895-11-05
HOMEMAKERS COLUMN.

Correspondence on topics Of interest 70 the lade.
Il solicited. Address: Editor HoMxMAKERs'
COLUMN, oxford Democrat. Paris. Maine.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1895-11-05
KARJ,S CLOVER ROOT TEA

kAKLS CLUN Elk KUUI TEA
is a sure cure for Headache and nerv-
Gus diseases. Nothing relieves so quick
". Sold by F. A. Shurtleff, South Paris.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13

CHICAGO, Sept. 13.-The Columbian
Liberty Bell started on it's trip around the
world this morning at o'clock. 1t will
first go to the Atlanta exposition to re-
main two months Then it will be takel
to New Orleans and the city of Mexico
and from there to Runnymede, England
where the bell will ring in commemora
tion of Magma Charta. The rest of the
journey has not yet been planned, but il
is the intention to have the bell reach
Mount Arrarat in 1900 and ring at con
gress of representatives from every religi
GUS organization on earth.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13

PHILADELPHIA, Sept. l2.-Flour steady;win-
ter super, S2.2jd2.40 do extra, S25002.75;
Pennsylvania roller, clear, S2.sjd3 10; do,
straight S3l00325; western winter, clear
S2S503l0; do, straight. S3lO0325 Wheat
lower with 5aI6c. bid and 59Ac. for Septem-
ber Corn quiet, firm, with &c bid and 3716c
asked for September. Oats quiet firm. with
26c bid and 2B1ac asked for September. Hay
steady; choice timothy, Sl4.50@l5. Beef
mess, Sl02jalO.75. Lard easy; prime western
steam, Sd,l506.2O. Butter firm; western dairy,
9lb6l3c; do. creamery, l302c.; do. factory
s0l219c; Elgins, 2Oc.; imitation creamery IL
@l6c.; New y ork dairy, l2@lS]ac.; do. cream
cry, 2Oc.; Penns, lvania and western cream
cry prints fancy glc.;cNceptional lu. higher;
do, Iair TO choice, lSd2Oc, prints jooOing at
22425c. Cheese steady; New York large, 51s
07I4c; do. small, &C.. part skins, 2l460
dlec.; full skins, bp02c Eggs firm; New
YORK and Pennsy lyania, lG4 41c.; western
l4Ll6c.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13
CHOLERA IN HONOLULU.
A Seaman on the Bennington a
Victim Of the SCourge
THIRTY-FIVB DEATHS REPORTED.

An Appropriation of $4,000 Made TO
Stamp out the hi .ase-Ex-oueon LilI-
uokalani and other Political Offenders
Psrdoned.
SAN FRANCISCO, Sept. 13-Tho steamer
Australia arrived yesterday from Homo
lulu, bringing the following advices to the
Associated Press
HONOLULU, Sept 5-Forty one cases of
cholera have been reported to date, with
thirty five deaths. The disease attacks
only the natives. Every effort is being
made to stamp it out No island steam
ers are allowed to leave port without first
remaining in quarantine for five days.
Passengers must undergo the same ordeal.
The cholera, according to the general
theory, was brought to Honolulu by the
steamer Belgic, which arrived on the 9th
of August with 536 Chinese immigrants
on board. The vessel had clean bill Of
health, but, following the custom, the
Chinese were placed in quarantine. On
the 18th of August it was learned that
three of the immigrants had died, two
from bowel complaint and the other from
exhaustion Physicians made a careful
examination of the first cases, and declared
that it was not cholera. More cases broke
out soon, however. BY this time the dis
ease was declared to be genuine Asiatic
cholera.
Up to Aug. 23 five cases of cholera had
developed at Honolulu, with four deaths
On the evening of the 24th another case
was reported. For five days there were no
cases reported and people became easier
believing that the disease had been stamped
out But it was only a respite. On the
Both nine cases were reported, five of which
proved fatal. One of the unfortunates
was a seaman on the Bennington, named
w. H. Goedel. He was taken ill while on
board the vessel, and lived but a short time.
He had bathed in the harbor and it is
thought contracted the disease in this
manner On the following two days four
cases were reported, and on the third seven
cases developed
With the exception: of the Bennington
sailor the scourge has attacked only ma
tives, the chief difficulty in dealing with
the cholera here being the ignorance and
unclean habits of the natives and Chinese
The natives, of course have no conception
of the nature of the disease, its origin or
the proper treatment of it. In this, as in
all other respects, they are mere children
and must be treated accordingly
The physicians are gradually locating
the germ centers, nut new cases arise in
unexpected quarters, and there has not
been a sufficient number of facts to enable
any safe generalization to be made.
The council of state held meeting yes
terday afternoon and evening, and after
appropriating Sl0,O 600 for the expenses in
| CURED by the board of health the matter
of pardoning political prisoners came up
for consideration. The executive recon-
mended that Carl Widemann, the four
Lane boys Junius Kaao, Joe Widdlefeld
and thirty-nine others be pardoned The
council adopted the recommendation.
At the same meeting ex-Queen Liliuo-
kalani was pardoned also, and the others
| will be liberated as soon us the pardons
/ are made out.
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A.unI NEXT IN ST.PATL.
The Bncampmcnt Of the G, 4, z,
Will be I'LL There in 1896.
THE NEW C0IMAUDBR-IN-OHIEF.

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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13
Held IN BONDAGE
All Her Life-Happy Release at Last
OF Miss Alice Young who Resides
at 392 Alexander Street,
Rochester, N. Y.
CFrom Rochester Democrat and cSroaic1e.)

NfTOm hOcheSteT Democrat and ChroHtCie)
Our representative was received very
pleasantly at 392 Alexander Street bv
Miss Alice Young, who told how since
childhood she had been held in the bond
age of pain from her back, never re-
membering the time that she had not suf-
fered pain or aches in the region of the
kidneys. Many were the means she used
to find relief, but there seemed no remedy
for her case and she still remained a cap
tive; then along comes these little enemies
to backache, Doan's Kidney Pills. and n
half box releases the bonds, as one by one
the aches and pains disappear she finds
herself a slave to pain no more, by their
continued use. She says: 81 was entirely
relieved of all my suffering and now | am
perfectly strong, healthy and we'll "
How did you take this remedy ?" Miss
Young was asked by our representative.
she replied that she followed directions
explicitly. Miss Young then told how the
nalady affected her, saying her symptoms
were: STOPPING, bending over, walking
or standing any length of time always
gave ne a pain in the small of my back.
| had pain in the kidneys all the time,
and if l caught cold it would always
settle there; the pain l suffered was of
very exhausting nature; at night ]
could only lie fiat on my back any other
position causing pain and suffering; the
nerves passing up my back, were affected
and this brought with it severe headaches,
but as | said before, Doan's Kidney Pills
have removed all pain and suffering en-
tirely and never felt better and healthier
in my life"
Doan's Kidney Pills are for sale by all
L., L
Milburn Co., Buffalo, n Y, Sole Agents
for the United States.
For sale at Kirlin's Pharmacy.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13
They SAMPLED the Contents.

Los ANGELES Cal, Sept 13-A colored
man left a bottle at the baggage room of
the Downey Avenue Station of the Santa
Fe road, with instructions to give it to the
colored porter on a sleeping car. 1t was
supposed to contain wine. The train did
not stop, and two men, Agent w. II.
Thompson and o. l.. Morton, who lives at
Santa Monica, opened the bottle and drank
about one-quarter Of the contents. They
were soon taken with violent cramps, and
both died. The physicians who attended
the men say the bottle contained strych-
nine
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13

HoLLIDAYsBURG, Pa, Sept 13-Mrs
John Todd, of Altoona, aged 20 years
attempted to cross the track during the
races at the Blair county fair yesterday
afternoon. She stumbled and fell in front
of the running horses and was struck in
the breast by the hoofs, receiving injuries
from which it is thought she will die.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13
A Young Girl Drinks Laudanum.

READING, Pa, Sept. 13.-Lizzie Hester,
aged 10 years, died at the residence Of her
parents ON Schuylkill avenue, under sus-
picious circumstances. She purchased two
ounces of laudanum, telling the druggist
that she wanted it for the toothache. She
was discovered in her room in an uncon-
scious condition, with the empty laudanum
bottle standing on her bureau. All efforts
to arouse her We're futile.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13

SHANGHAI, Sept. 13.-The British consul
at Wen Chow, in the province of Che
Kiang, has been stoned by Il mob. Litera-
ture melting against the English has been
circulated by the officials. The inquiry at
Kucheng is being obstructed by the tao
tics Of the officials headed by the viceroy,
who Is trying to eXonerate the prisoners in
the face of the most damning testimony.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13
Pronably a victlm Of MeIanehoIIa.

CHANBBRsBURG, Pa, Sept. 13.-Edward
Fahnestock aged 26 years, left his home
here yesterday and has not since been seen.
1t is feared that he has committed suicide,
as he has been a sufferer from melancholia
for some months. He was possessed of a
fear that he would become Il pauper and
would not even spend money for medicine.
He was an upholsterer by trade and held
a good position.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13

TACOMA, Wash, Sept l3.-A special
from Port Townsend says that Winnie
Andrews, nurse girl, received letter
notifying her of the death Of her grand
mother who died in Boston, leaving
$4,000. She has quit work, and will go
east to get the money.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13

PHILADELPHIA, Sept. 13.-James b. Carr,
Jr., of the firm of James b. Carr & Sons,
agents for the Manhattan Life Insurance
company of New York, fell down the ele-
vator shaft from the fourth floor Of the
Manhattan building and was Instantly
killed. Deceased was 80 years Of age, and
leaves wife and two children.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13

PHILADELPHIA, Sept 13.- Miss Helen
Riggs, the daughter Of Robert Riggs, the
chronometer manufacturer at Nos. 22l and
and 1905 Walnut street, who was so badly
burned Wednesday at her home, No. 730
North Fortieth street died yesterday, hay
ing only survived her mother few hours.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13

WILMINGTON, Del, Sept. 13.-The grand
jury in the United States district court
yesterday found true bills of indict-
ment against the alleged Cuban flibus-
ters, including Ralph De Soto, of this city.
The vote stood thirteen for indictment to
six against. The trial of the suspects has
been fixed for next Wednesday.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13

WLMINGToN, Del, Sept. 13,-Mrs. John
Leonard, of lOl South Van Buren, street,
committed suicide yesterday by tearing
up the floor of the water closet and drown
ing herself in the cesspool during the alb
sence of her family.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13
READING r. r.
SYSTEM.
IN EFFECT JUNE 20, 1894.

trains leave 81 enandOah as 1OllOWS:
For New York via Philadelphia, week
day s, 2 10, 5 25, 7 20 a. m. and IL 5S, 2 SO,
So p. m. Sundays, 2 10 a. m.
For New York via Mauch Chunk, week
days 25, Z 20 a. m. and l2 5S, 2 So y. ~.
For Reading and Philadel pha, week days,
2 10, 25, ~, a. m. and y 5S, So, % p.
m. Sundays, 2 10 a. m
For Pottsville, "eek days, 2l', 20 a. ".
and II 5S, 90. So p. m. Sundap 10 a. m.
For Tamaqua and Mahanoy City, week
days, 10. %, ~ a. m. and l2 5S, j5
5 55 p. m. Sunday S, 2 10 a. m.
For Wiliamsport, Sunbury and Lewisburg,
week davs, 3 25, II 30 a. m and ! 81, Z 20 y.
m. Sundays, 8 25 a. m.
For Mahanoy Plane, week days, 2 10, ? IS,
5 25, z 20, / 30 a. m. and p s, so, j5,
5 90, 7 20, 35 y. IN. Sundays, 10, 3 %
q. m.
For Ashland and shamokin, week days
3 20, 20. 30 a. M and o. 20, 9 35 p.
m. Sundays, 20 a. ~
For Baltimore, Washington and the West
via B. g. o. R. H., through trains leave Read
ing Terminal, Philadelphia, (P. q R. r. r. }
at 20, 7 55, II 26 +. m. and 46, 727 p. M
Sundays 3 20, 90, IL 26 d. m and 46, 27
p. m. Additional trains from Twenty y-fourth
and Chestnut streets station, week days, l so,
5 Al, % p. m. Sundays, S5. 20 p. m.
TRAINS FOR SHENANDOAH.
lpdNO NtW 1 plh via puldy Week
days, 3 90 m 80, 4 90, 80 p. M. and
IL Is night, Sundays, 6 90 p. m.
Leave New York via Mauch Chunk, week
days, 80, . 10 a. m. and 10, 4 30 p. m.
Leave Philadelphia, Reading Terminal,
week days, 4 20, 35, IT. 90 a. m. and 0N,
500, II 30 m. Sundays, IL 30 p. ~.
Leave Reading, week days, 80, IL,
1905, ll.5O q. m, and Do, 81 p. m. Sun
days, l.35 a. m.
Leave Pottsville W, elk days, 95, TAO a.
N. and l2 30, u p. m. Sundays, 2 35
a. m.
Leave Tamaqoa, week days, IS, so.
II 23 a. m. and 20 ? Is, 9 2S p. m. Sundays,
3 a. m.
Leave Mahanoy City, week days, 45.
92I, IL AZ a. m. au6 / 5l, 80, 8 % p. m.
Sundays, As a. m.
Leave Mahanoy Plane week days,2 40, 4 co.,
8 80, 81, II SO a. IN. and l2 5S, 2 O6, 20,
8 26, 81, 10 10 p. m. Sundays, 40, 90
a. m.
Leave Willamsport, week davs, = AZ
10 10 a, m. and 50, Ii l5 p. Ii, Sunday s,
II 10 p. N.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13
The Weather.

For eastern Pennsylvania; Increasing
cloudiness with local showers; winds
shifting to northerly and cooler For New
Jersey Fair, probably followed by show
ers in northern New Jersey during the
evening; cooler.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13
STOCK AND PRODUCE MARKETS.
Closing Quotations of the New York and
Philadelphia Exchanges.

NEW YORK, Sept. l2.-The feature of to-
days stock market was, as on the previous
day, exceptional irregularity. The volume OF
business showed a shriukage, as compared
with that of Wednesday, of about l25,0O
shares, but the dealings were relatively well
ai.trihuH.L a lllnait,n. hil..
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13
After All Others Fail
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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-09-13

Colonel I. N. walker, of indianapolis,
Chosen to Succeed retiring Commander
Aawier-Tne aides of the Two Auxiliary
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SAN FRANCISCO BRIDGE COMPANY
ENGINEERS ara contractors. bridge halld-
irg. dvessgsfss, as-seT improvements and
q Bark building.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1895-11-03
THE NEW GENERATION
BY DR.. q. A. DANZI0ER

Five and thirty years ago there arrived
in the city. of San Francisco a little Ger
man, who bore that suggestive name-so
refreshing to parched throat Buo weis
or. He was short and broad in mind as
in body. He had no particular calling,
no education, and the language he spoke
was provincial German jargon.
He was, however, u trader by inclina-
tim, and following an inner impulse he
bought him basket, filed it with mis-
cellaneous articles and peddled. He met
with signal success, and after the lapse
of five years he owned store, a home
and "well written" bank book: His
language was as of yore, that peculiar
Swiss-German which is as like the jargon
of the Polish Jews as two eggs of a
speckled hen.
Budweiser's life ran on smoothly for
many years, until one day, when his
friend. clerk, companion and house
keeper, Heinrich Loeb, happened to
break two plates, burn the biscuits. and
spill whole pitcher of buttermilk. Bud
weiser concluded that his home needed
the gentle care of a womans hand.
81 will gif you five tollars, Mr.. Noodi-
schneider. if you gan dell me oof Elm way
to shtopp dat Teller Loeb foon preakink
mein thinks in de Kictchen," he said to
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1895-11-03

Hanchen did full justice to the occasion
and burst her gloves. 1t affected lphe.
genia's risibles and she had nearly NJ
Of bysteria. ,..
Soon silence fell upon the audience.
The strong meditation of the artiste S
voice, as she interpreted the lines OF the
master of Avon, had in it that assaug ing
restfulness that acts like sweet nectar
upon a thirsty soul; it Gained, 1t soot'ssu
ii iulled tc sleep. Hanchen was one OF
the latter, and ''her silence was as eio-
auent as the voice of thunder
Hanchen Budweiser was an apt pupil
she gave parties and accepted OF invita-
tions; she even learned that divine game
wherein straight flush is said to beat
three of kind.
Carl Budweiser, sr., seeing that the
generation demands Its wise men, actu-
aly petIIioned the court to change ms
name. He is called Mr.. Charles Bud, ST.,
now; his daughter Iphegenia is belle
in society whom no one cares TO cleho
by any reference TO beer, either Buuwlser
or otherwise, and when an old acq uair NJ
ance still insists on calling NJ. Charles
Bud Carl Budweser he puts his hand
on the mans shoulder ana says:
"You vas one damphool; you belong
to de old shenerashun; am de new
shenerashun and my name is Mr.. Charles
Bud, ST., Esq.
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1895-11-03
II. j. WOOllaCOtt,
Importer and Exporter Of
-. Fine Liquors
l24 and l26 N. Spring St.

am prepared choicest brands of Fine Liquors at the
quotations. For quotations market reports which
revised weekly on another page
The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1895-11-03
Not as Dead as He Looked

In the good old days of NJ. Blanc
(writes George r. Sims) it was the Gus
tom at Monte Carlo, directly a suicide was
found, to stuff his pockets full OF bank
notes. This was done to prove that his
losses at play were not the cause OF ms
hurried departure from this void. Inc
last person who received this generous
treatment was an American. lie was
found lying in one OF the quiet alleys OF
the beautiful grounds with an empty bot
tie labeled poison by his side. The
secret agents of the bold Blanc instantly
stuffed his pookest full of Sold and noses.
preparatory to giving information to the
police. No sooner mad they filled him as
full of lucre as he could hold than the
suicide leaped TO his feet, raised his hat
exclaimed THANK you very much ~ and
went off to enjoy himself with his newly
acquired wealth.