Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-11-27

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On chilly days the maiden grieves 7
Though dressed in garments newt
The can't display her silk waists
sleeves -
And heavy Jackets, too. ss
"He said I was his life's sunshine I"
Il guess you will find that all moon
Courier.
professor. how does the haircut
mit youY' 1.-THE hair Is altogether too
lhort-a little longer, please."-Flie-
tende Blaetter.
"What would You do. miss. II should
tttempt to give you a kiss?" II should
I,rtainly set my face against 1t. SIR
Richmond Dispatch.
Tell me. guide, why so few people
fscend that magnificent mountain" !"
Because no one has ever fallen Off it,"
AFliesende Blaetter.
1T may be weakness" said the dying
litor, but can't help but feel CRATE
Il to this town" what for?' "For
fe enough to leave it."-Atlanta Con.
Tuition.
THAT whisky Is fifteen years old.
now 1t because I've had 1t that lons
Myself" The Colonel-By Jove! sir.
tou must be a man Of phenomenal self
kontrOl-Life.
"Now that We are married. Penelope.
ind have nothing to conceal from each
,ther. how" I'm 20. George. How
much did you give the preacherT'-
chicago Tribune.
Tommy-Paw, why Is 1t the good die
foung? Mr.. FiggstThey don't die
roung because they are good. but they
Annapolis journal.
He (waxlng serious)-Do you believe
h the truth of the saying. Man pro-
poses; God disposesT" She (archly)-
It depends upon whom man proposes
to.-Brooklyn Life.
ph. Peary, please now settle down,
While you with life are blest:
And give yourself. the world at large,
And poor north pole q rest.
Boston Courier.
Slobbs-Jenkins told me Miss Bea-
tonstreet was an old fame Of yours.
Elobbs-An old flame7 Impossiblel
why impossible? "She's from Bos-
'1n."-Philadelph!a Record.
"Oh. boy. I'll give you a dollar to
.atch my canary bird" Hes just
Taught, ma'am." "Where-where is
the precious petT' "Black cat up the
loads got 'im."-Chicago Record.
"I reckon" said Mrs. Corntossel,
that these politicians says good
many things they're sorry for" yes"
',eplied her husband, "an' good many
more thet they orter be."-Washington
ktar.
"It's cold day when I get left" said
he pawn broker, as he hung up the
,GO overcoat on which he had advanced
ti. Its the other way with me-" aptly
pmarked the overcoat.-New York
Herald.
"Do you think" he asked, that your
father would consider my suit favor
,bly?" Really, Herbert" the mer-
.hants daughter replied, II couldn't
.ay Did you buy 1t at his store?'-
Washington Star.
Oh. legislators. while you strive
To remedy our Ills.
II you would keep us all alive,
Pass some ten dollar billsl
ATLANTA Constitution.
"Did you like the matinee" said
Mabel to Blanche. "No. l couldn't
,es the stage" your seat was well
pward the front, wasn't it?" "Yes;
but q football player sat directly in
front Of me."-Judgs.
A.-"when l see you l always think
bf the proverb: To whom God gives
IN Office, to him he gives understand
LS.'" B.-"But have no Office" A.
kWeIl, don't you see how that htsT'-
tlIseends Blaetter.
Husband-"I have made all sorts Of
tacrifces for you. Now, what did you
tver give UP for me-" Wife-"What
It'd I ever give up for your Well, 1
revert Why, 1 gave up half-a-dozen
X the incest young men In town.
New York Weekly.
Years ago." said Mr.. Barnes Termer,
he eminent tragedian, Il started out
10 be the architect Of my own fortunes,
but In the school Of experience I have
earned that . successful architect
,ught to be able to draw good houses"
YnA1spspolfa Journa1
The black bearded pirate, with
,nife between his teeth, boarded the
passenger ship. "Throw up your
lands" he shouted. The passenger
hanging over the rail smiled feebly.
Il think l did. not less than an hour
lgo." be said, gaspingly.--Cincinnati
Inquirer.
Are all these young men anxious to
,ecoms surgeonsw asked the visitor.
They ars," replied the lecturer upon
nrgary. ."But how can 20 many ex-
sct to make a uvingf" Easily. sir:
ssily," answered the lecturer. ''Think
t the effect Of the present bicycle
raEe"-Chicaso Evening Post
In reply TO TIE cry for assistance, the
rofessor said: "If could help you. I
ouldn't help helping you. 1t il because
f. cannot help you that oannet help
efusing to help you" And the mem
licant dartsd around the corner, with
error In his eyes and cries Of "Helpw
n his mouth.-Boston Transcript
Changes Made Her Rich.