New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-15
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

az, no Is a Republican he will be Repuoncan
and an American citizen. II he Is democrat No
will be a Democrat" This was the denftoh s'sn
nv one OF the delegates In the Titan CONSTITUTIONS
convention who thinks that a Democrat may oe =
Democrat, but he can't be Democrat anu ah "H'''
lean citizen at the same time.
Fond ~ Books.-H-Is your boy fond OF books.
DMvery' I gave him a copy OF Robinson cry
soe' the other day and he got lots OF run OUT oi o
bhe can't N resS the pages out sn
makes boats Of them on yes, ne : ioha u "'o"I'
-(Carlisle (Penn) Indian Helper
Gaggs-I don't see why everybody calls Miss up
todate clever. I think she is very dull.
Waggs-That is very strange, for heard she cu<
you yesterday In the street
Ism. It singular" he remarked that you are
brunette when both OF your parents are so very
light" .,,, .xn,.,rea" sbe re,oined
Rising from the low dvan where she had peen we e,
sinns h she es ,hTsM While wnsome dmpes
In fiat where babies were prohibited anu hau "
kept dark "--(Detroit Tribune :
Good Government Bulletin" is the name OF new
journal which has Just appeared. 1t is published In
this city by George w. Miller and 5. Carman Har-
rtott and is to be issued fortnghtly. As Its name
indicates II is the mouthp!ece OF the Good EoVern'
ment clubs OF this city. and II viii aim 20 give d"
the news In regard to the movement. II Is vigorous
and aggressive In tone. and will doubtless become
n
form.
IDENTIFY had not met for long while Sandy asked asked
Tonald about business. but the reply was etnss
into lis Cd tricks. suddenly broke forth ha, CS4Y s sHs
tae settle doom. mon Tonaid. Ys ken "a rOlln'
"Whss wantin' moss. ye aud fogge." was the
quick retort. An there's wan thing a rolin s'ans
gethers that yen ne'er ,eit-an' that's polish "
/ FIR ayk I'll
Object-lessons are highly regarded by educators
OF the present day. but It scarcely seems necessary
for preacher to ornament his pulpit with brace
bicycles when he proposes to deliver sermon
TO wheelmen. as a Clergyman In Brooklyn did last
Sunday. 1t Is a significant sign OF the times tnat
ministers who search the Scriptures OF the Ola
Testament have no difficulty in finding appropriate
texts for bicycle sermons"
Wife-My dear need a little more OF this stun
drop u i inao Biss' sais Co.'S and get Il.
Husband "a smart fellowl-Let me see oh: !
know. That's the store where they have so many
pretty girls. isn't It?
the trimming counter knows your tastes and viii
doubtless select just the sort OF trimming you
wife..There are number. OF things want down.
seif~(Nsw-York Weekly.
Some with nothing else to do has investigated
the way In which 100 men In fiction represented
an proposing Seventy-two hold the lady's hand.
seventeen hold Il very tightly fourteen have Jumps
In their throat and nine exclam aloud: Thank
heavens!" Only seven out OF 100 declare themselves
to be deliriousy happy. and five are too full for
uterance. Three out OF 100 stand on their feet
when they mako proposal. and two go down ON
one knee. while nine make formal prelude
thing like the slow music In the play when the
villain appeals to heaven to witness the consuming
fame Of his affections for the heart hc plots to rum
etc. The behavior of the lady under tho clrcun,-
stances Is equally entertaining and instructive Out
OF 100 cases eghty-one sink into the arms OF the
gentleman. sixty-eght rest their heads the gen.
teman's breast. and only one sinks into the arms
OF a chair; eleven clasp their arms around the gen.
tleman's neck. six weep tears OF Joy silently ana
fory-four weep tears aloud-whatever that means;
seventy-two have eyes full OF love and nine out OF
100 rush from the room and tell everybody Only
four greatly surprised. and eghty-seven out OK
100 knew that something coming Five gsse
Historically. and sneezes. Only one q
100 struggles not to be kissed, while six kiss gentle
men FIRST
Demoralixed the system.-"what time will that
train be In. do you Think asked the Impatient man:
1T Is purity hard 70 tell" answered the agen! OK
the little Southern branch line. "Sence Bills tree
COON he hnds It heap Of trouble maxim jest the
right time"
"Yas. BILL he is the conductor. you know. The
about thirty mile up the road from here. an when
the train come a.ong and the shadder OF the tree
'hs 81 Ss ws % IN nd
SaSs hsr about right TO GIT here on schedule tMs
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