The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-01-30
All Sorts of Paragraphs,

Two women who would exactly
please each other wouldn't, probably,
please anybody else.
- The Shah of Persia is the owner
of Shetland pony which is 9 years
old and but 123 inches in height.
If we thought Of ourselves as
others think of US, we would sit up
nights wondering what we were born
for.
"A Bridgeport, Conn.,, bridegroom
was taken with smallpox on his we'd
ding day. The nuptials have been,
postponed.
"Well, Wiffles, how do you find
things ?" asked Taddells, cheerfully.
~ don't find things" replied Wifaes,
snappishly, "I lose them"
"A New York agency reports that
hotels in the United States during the
past year have been swindled out Of
500, ,419.51 by bill-jumpers.
-Suitor: II am sure your heart is
in the right place" Beloved: 81 am
glad to hear you say so. I have just
given it to the other fellow"
The first birthday celebration
mentioned in history is that Of Pha-i
raoh, as recorded in the twentieth.
verse Of the fortieth chapter Of Gene:
sis.
- Miss Ellen Tickle, Of Heno,
Butler County, O., is said to be the
smallest full-developed woman now
living. sheis31 years old, and weighs.
but % pounds.
Col. Spouter claims that the wo-.
men supported him during his ,am-.
paign if the men didn't. eyes; his
wife took in washing and his mother;
plain sewing
No parental care ever falls to the
lot Of a single member Of the insect.
tribe. In general, the eggs Of an in.
sect are destined to be hatched long
after the parents are dead. q
= Miss Richgirl-Really, pa, it's:
cruel to ask George to wait until spring.
He says if our marriage is postponed
he'll die. Old Gentleman-Oh, well;
I'll lend him enough to pay his board.
Jillson says he does not see why
there should be any objection to wo-s
man entering the legal profession.
Nine out Of every ten married men
know well enough that her word is
law.
"When I was down in Texas"
said the returned drummer, "I found
just one busy man. He had the salt
rheum and Waterbury watch. When
he wasn't scratching himself he was
winding his watch"
RUDY's PILE SUppos1ToRY, is guar.
anteed to cure Piles and Constipation,
or money refunded. 5Ocents per box.
Send stamp for circular and Free Sam
pie to MARTIN RUDY, Lancaster, Pa.
For sale by Wilhite & Wilhite, drug
gists.
-"If you wish to know whether
you are Christian inquire Of yourself
whether, in and for the love Of God,
you seek to make happy those about
you by smiles and pleasant sayings.
Are you comfortable person to live
with2 Are you pleasant to have about?'
Gail Hamilton.
= "Never mind" said the eraanci-.
pated woman. 'sI'll be in Congressf
making laws yet, while you will be a
mere nobodyr' "I hope you vii, ~
replied the meek sufferer. ''I h6Fa
you will go to Congress. That's one
place where you will have little
trouble in getting the last word"
The largest chime of bells said to
have ever been made in this country
has been ordered for st. James
church, Chicago. 1t will be made in
Baltimore, and contain seventeen bells,
the largest weighing 5000 pounds, and
and the total weight Of bells and tx
lures will be over twenty-five tons.
A bill was introduced in the
Texas House by Representative Sea-.
bury Saturday, which provides that
any person who receives q letter and
fails to answer it in ten days shall be
subject to fine Of $1,000 or years
Imprisonment in the county jail. In
aggravated cases both penalties shall
be enforced.
- Many stubborn and aggravating
cases of rheumatism that were believ-
ed to be incurable and accepted as life
legacies, have yielded to Chamber
lain's Pain Balm, much to the sur
prise and qualification Of the sufferers.
One application will relieve the pain
and suffering and its continued use
insures an effectual cure. For sale by
Hill Bros.
William Waldorf Astor has made
a contract with florist to place how-
ers to the value Of $4,000 upon the.
tomb of the late Mrs. Astor. For a
whole year fresh flowers will be placed
upon Mrs. Astor's grave every day.
The favorite flowers of Mrs. Astor's
fancy were orchids and lilies Of the
valley. Over $500 worth Of orchids
was placed on the casket.
"A queer exhibit is on file at the
clerks Office Of the court Of appeals at
Frankfort, Ky. tits "negro hoodoo
bag" containing dice, rabbit foot