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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1895-08-02
LOTS OF PEOPLE

Can't secure good house girl.
Can't sell their farms.
Can't find employment.
Can't find lost articles.
Can't do a hundred things because they
don't use the JOURNAL WANT COLUMN. It
IL really wonderful how much can be accom-,
pl.shed by the use Of these little, low prswt
Ndvortiee0entna
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1895-08-02
SECOND REGIMENT,
What 1t Will DO Previous To and and Durino
the Muster.

The following order of the I'd Regiment
will soon bs sent out:
Headquarters I'd Regt. Inf I
n. G.. S. NJ
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1895-08-02
FOR BOSTON!

Steamer DELLA COLLINS will leave An
gusta At L p. m, Hellowell at l.jO, connecting
with the new and elegant Steamers
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14
GOOD MARKSMEN.
Reasons Why the Boers Could Not Be
Conquered by England

Reasons Why the Beers Could Not BE
Conquered BY England
The Beers are fine, smart active,
wiry, well-trSined, disciplined body OF
meu. always ready for an emergency.
plucky to degree, accurate judges Of
distance and thoroughly reliable
shots A Boer IS generally mounted,
but under no circumstances Is be 10 be
found without his rife, pistol, hunt
ing knife and telescope or binocu lars
He is forever judging distance and
making test shots at special objects in
every imaginable direction and under
all conditions and variations OF the
weather, so as to render himself prac-
tically perfect Once he takes sho.
al any object he is never satisfied IN
til he has hit IL
He viii take good care to accusto1
himself TO Judge distance on and FIRE
at object directly IN the sun. as also
when the sun i. shining from either
flank. or from the rear, SO that be may
become sure under all circumstances.
and il was to this thorough and sys-
tematic training that the Beers. As
body. owe their success against the
British
Their ski-mishing system was as per
feet as it could well be. they were well
under control and their distances IN
extended order was well kept
Zach file OF the Beers hac die OF the
enemy told of TO them 70 watch and
Kill. and splendid. indeed was their
pac;ic..so the bewil.ierT.cns Of their
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14
ART OF CORRESPONDENCE.
To Write . Charming Letter IN Accom-
ptishment.

To Write . Charming Letter IN Accom-.
piishment.
The most delightfully."- worthwhile
OF all accomplishments is. to my mind,
that of writing charming letters.
However sweet a song may be. it is
evanescent as . breath. and survives
Rs a divine memory only. Converse
ton requires the actual presence of
those engaged in 1t, and the pleasure
it gives depends upon many things-a
melodious voice, an attractive appear
ance, maybe cheerful rooms. congeuial
surroundings. freedom from the cares
and Interruptions of life. But it mat
tiers not how cold and bare a garnet
may be, nor how forbidding its out
look upon the chimney-pots under a
wintry sky, or whether the lodge be
In wilderness or foreign land;
given some measure of leisure, good
stationery and a convenient post Office.
all the world may be ours We may
daily send forth, on white wings, our
highest thoughts aud most gracious
words, and a full need of apprecia ton
Will surely return to u.s.
Such a correspondence may be indie
pendent of the formalities Of an intro
duction. No third person is needed If
we wish to congratulate an artist or
author. or express our gratitude to a
philsnthropist, philosopher or poet.
These jewellers in the realms of thought
are peculiarly susceptible to this deli
cate form Of hattery. Momentous con-
sequences have occasionally been the
outgrowth Of acquaintance thus begun
/ knew a happy marriage to result
from such correspondence with a
poet, and we all have known friend
ships. ending only with life, which
have been nourished as they were be-
gun, by letters only.
OF course. in the high thinking that
must govern correspondence bringing
about such results, formulas of ex-
preston and matters of stationary are
quite swept into the background. And
yet l fancy the initial letters in most
cases must be immaculate-prlm,t rig,
little affairs. neat and trim as an epi-
gram. producing something like the
impression one receives from a per
fectly-gioved hand extended for its first
greeting.
The Introductory letters must be
happily worded-cela va sans dire-but
l am sure they should also be neatly
written. One should have an
alcohol lamp, or a roll OF the wax
tapers sold for the purpose. and still
air in the room 20 properly seal let
tiers. With tho -~r! and ern-c.As be
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does not know how 10 farm. If he had.
he would have been poor man
{. know Of no better way 10 get
even with capital than 70 compel it to
own the farms, keep them in repair and
have them operated.
For myself l look forward with the
keenest delight 10 the day when shall
have as an employer the keen and kind
" capitalist TO whom / am indebted for
a real good time on the farm. Ny agri-
cultural frolic has yielded me many .
happy hour and been a constant source
Of amusement to my friends Other
farmers have come for miles and miles
70 sit on nv fence and watch me as
sought to cickle and amuse the earth
with nine pound hoe that it might
laugh again with rich crops q red nose
briers and Deyonshire bull thistles.
Hurrah Ter the farmers life!
Three cheers for the meadow lark
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oppoI..ics, wco were shot TOWN like SO
many reed rats.
The Boer system was as follow:
Front and rear rank men acted as COM
rades, encouraging and advising each
other, and besides being well armed
snd equipped, had the additional aid
Of good and powerful binoculars; they
also wore wells the color of the ground
70 conceal their faces. and, while one
man shot his comrade watched the re-
suit Of the trial through his binoculars,
turn and turn about. The British fir
Ing was wretched, partly because the
home authorities carelessly sent ont
young soldiers, most Of whom had not
completed their recruit drill. and who
had not gone through q course Of mus
Ike try.-Philadelp his Times
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

fore you, turn one end Of the stick
OF wax rapidly over the fame, not
near enough TO ignite it. and it is
creamy and ready to drop. then deity
dub it round and round over the point
of the envelope flap until enough is
deposited, when the dab of wax may
be held moment Immediately over
the fame. Then firmly press the seal
into it. If drop of the hot wax is
first placed under the point of the Zap
the seal will be less likely to break.
A well-cut seal will never stick, and
practice will insure firm impression.
with the wax nodded neatly and even
ly around the seal. In all this. pray
be careful! Remember Mrs Lonefel-
lows sad fate from the lace OF her
gown catching fire as she sealed her
Observation-Disclosures
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Who will join me IN glass 81 nice
warm milk If the calf don't take it all?
Who will stroll with me up the noun
tain side at set of sun, where all is still.
and join me in quiet-still?
Most everybody likes the farmer
life, and if he don't keep his eye peeled
they will take it too.
But honestly 1 feel that the American
farmer has somber future ahead. He
must be the neighbor and competitor Of
the dull Drained rustic from the sites
and hordes and the east. He is no lon
ger like the thrifty colonist, whose prod
ucts were in good demand, but except
in the most favored portions Of the
Union he must battle his face in sweat
from early morn till close Of day, know
ing that his crop will be no more valu-
able because he reads and writes than
that of the alien, or the old plantation
darby, or the Chinaman.
The Honest Farmers trust will not,
fear. get the agriculturist out of the
slough of despond so swiftly as to de-
ceive the eye. As soon as it gets into
good running order, if it could ever ac-
complish this, fancy that see smooth
gentleman from the Produce Exchange,
disguised in set Of early mass whis-
kers and pair of sun colored overalls
and splitting black at times, worming
his way in sort Of cutworm way into
the management of the trust and sailing
away to the Holy Landwith the reserve.
see no way Of relief at once for us
farmers, except to economize on our per-
fectos and only use champagne during
harvest time.
Whenever am oppressed by hard
times. lay it to Cleveland and go on
about my business. He don't care q
cent what drink, and yet it affords me
a blessed relief.
Contentment, after. all, and philoso-
ply in the dark hours yield the best div
idends. Many who read this will say
that it is easy to talk thus at a good
price per column, but only write that
I may tail up the feeble efforts of the
farm. Let me urge every farmer to try
this. Have some other business connect
ed with your farming, such as painting,
sculpture, telegraphing or whaling. It
will take the mind away from the drudg-
cry of toll and moiL
Poetry and its preparation are good
methods of relief for the farmer, and
not only give him joy, but cheer ones
fellow man.
To deftly do what many dimly think
To fund feeling for the world to Dor
row;
To turn a tear to printers ink;
To make q sonnet of Q sorrow.
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NYE TO THE FARMER.
be MAKES A FEW REMARKS ABOUT
TRUSTS.

And Gives Reasons Why He Il Opposed
20 Them-What the Farmer Should Do
70 Get Even With Capital-One Way to
Econ0mize.
copyright, 1895, by Edgar ". Nye.1
Recently I have received circular
letter asking all farmers to unite and
band themselves together for the pur
pose Of organizing Wheat and Cotton
trust, with a view to controlling the
market. The letter is signed by c. E.
Farnum, NJ. D., of San Francisco, and
is quite tempting to the struggling
farmer, who feels that he has been for
years the victim of all sorts Of united
viIlainy.
Whether the farmers can be united
py this means and made to act en- masse
is a problem which the future alone can
solve. Eliminate breadstuffs and cot
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

Here is = cigar said the dealer.
that would like ron TO give . trial =
All right said Watts Hand u
over"
L was handed over
What do you think Of i,?" asked
the dealer.
1t doesn't deserve a trial said
Watts 1t ought 70 be lyncaed -
indianapolis Journal
"Nal anything induce you 10 cease
your attentions to me-
Perhaps >GPpose We II mafr>
NOM. Truth
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Check With Order
and
Full Count

The of Special Prices printing has demon
sated the fact that the day of high prices for printing
past. When advertise No. Envelopes with
your business card printed for SIS bu check
with the order) do not give inferior brand
in town charge you S. and per thousand for We are
doing all the printing in town for the Best Business
lien who know what good printing is We want to do
That is you willing send the check Remember
accept any unless the check accompanies
the order If can't send the check will keep the goods
ders Taken without Check WICHITA EAGLE PRESS
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14
Met>Oric Item.

Tourist On Oklshomal-Psrdon me
sir, bat didn't I overhear you saying
something about display Of shooting
stars tonight
Alkalai ike-Yep: we are goin' 20
ron An Uncle Toms Cabin company
Gu: of town--Harper's Bazaar.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14
&4AW
Pleased Him.

"We are ruined" said the devoted
husband, hopping his haggard brow.
81 don't know but that am glad Of
It." said the devoted wife. cat last I
can move in sphere Of society where I
will not be afraid to express my real
opinion of Wagner and the old masters. -
Cincinnati ENQUIRER.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14
A Very Gooa Re>snn.

Cun.o-Are you going 20 the picnic,
Cawker--No.
Cumso-Why not2
Cawker-I went TO a picnic orce--
Judge.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

WANTED-To trade good draft team
for good team Of mares that will weigh
about 115O pounds; not more than years
old. and must match In color. gait and
size Call. after p. m. at 12f7 :. Mar
ket St. css-Gt IN
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At the Seashore.

Belief see you have a new chaperon
sJday. What has become Of the other
one?
Nell-Oh, she eloped last night with
Me nephew Of the hotel keeper. Som
lryille Journal.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

Sharp Trick-"Did Sharp recover
that silk Un breila he lost last week.
He recovered one that ne hsdn's
os."-Detroit Free Press
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statesmen WANTED.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

WANTED-50 cars choice upland prairie
hay at any station within so miles Wich-
tia: five baling machines with crews. to
cut and load hay on cars. Call or ad-
dress A S. Pierce & Co, 2G Sedgwick
block, Wichita, Kan. dlOi-3t p
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Fs;her-is yo1 marry NJ dzu1hs>r.
ST.. Toz'Te go 20 dress . greardsa. ls~..
te- tran ycs do nos-
ssiior-TAsa y0a vii gre y0rr -.
sens Ia ~rsslag7
Fa,1~s-Whas fssr7
saisor-i wzai % show i: 10 NJ ssros.
-4eex
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

WANTED-Second-han hand power ele
vator; capacity 80 TO loo pounds. Roem-
beck Bros, Garden Plain, Kan. 100 3tl
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WANTED-If you are Idle and want
employment call on or address me at the
EmpOria Hotel, Wichita. Kan. F. A
Tanner. dl6i-2t "a
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

WANTED-To advertise my work On q
Special Brand OK Photo paper thneSt out
for durability) I VIII for short time
make you 13 cabinet photos for IS cents
Remember this rate entities you 10 the
best finish. Call soon. lee w. Oug
Established IL wichita in 1877. Now ar 30
-. Main 20. gtf
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WANTED-Boariers and roomers; best
of board and pleasant rooms 3l3 ~. En-
poria- G9S-6t "a
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

Father-Did you reject that Italian
count as told you to:
Daughter-It WASH t necessary. told
him you had failed--Tit-Bits
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

WANTED-35 tons OF good wheat straw,
at fair grounds. ". r Hewey. Sec'y
dsS-tr
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WANTEDLTo exchange desirable lots
in Chicago for drug store or clear farm
Call or address 30 Wabash Ave, Wichita,
Kan dg--7t SS
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

-sSern rarr-sxe.. are rnasussc-
burinz e2r4s Than wozid he sxpe-.ed-
t2vinz nos les. tbas ~. sS.. Who surn
pat Annually 81. s.z. SCI worth Of prod
EcL
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14
FOR sALE-mlSCELLAnECus.

WANTED-Razors. shears. clippers and
lawn movers TO grind !. +. Stafford. ia
s. Main St. diZI-tf
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Piles, FiStula IiSSure

And all diseases -
tie rectum curel
without knife iigA-
sIre, causties.
CURESGUARAN- ke.
TED. no Money
10 be paid until pa =
TENTS cured. N3z<x2A
PRIVATE DIS srsJ
EASES In bota 49, N{2k
sexes quickly SIT ks&l6
cured In the shortest ~ ~
time and on the most wi
reasonable Tel m
without the use OF
dangerous drugs. E~3SY
Female a.imentsir 1yN
sllforms. "a Leucor-
rboea. Painful Periods. Suppression. etc.
speciality.
Epilipsy or Fslling-Fits speedily controlled
and permanently cnred- CORES pocdsnce by
mail promdtly answered..
4fDlCINE FURNISHED IN ALI, CAsFS
Consultation, Confidential and In vlted.
once open from a IA. until 40 o. M: Sun
days until lao y. m. Call NJ Office oppcss
Nunson q Mcnamara
DIR. j. T.. BENNETT.
I26 n. Mainsf.. Wichita. Ks
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

q Def sistea-
Teacher-vhas Is an sv~-1gs
Tonmy-so-ns.hinv thai yo1 St&
Teach~r-whzt's ,ha; yo1 .ay,
Tonny-Sozseih!n. Tia: yoa M
Sir
TearSer-Wha. rsorsezse,
Torany-why. ! beard yea ~ pour
sell yesterday 90 tie grammar ths. yop
asa been striking al sve-age-Jsdy.
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HELP WANTED-F6MAUE.

WANTEDAGood girl. in small family.
for general housework. Apply at Wichita
Creamery Co.. or 1237 oSuth Lawrence.
dfOl-st %
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

WANTED-A first-class dressmaker to
work In connection with dry goods store.
Plenty of work guaranteed at good prices
Address. Cole Bros, Mobeetie, Tex.
dl00-St@
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

wANTED-white girl for general house
work. Reference required E3 Waco
ave. 100 II
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a sssdy 10 T>ssa.

SsS1y - i>oe@
I've resi LIE r1ocer. sovsi
Anf I've is2rzst thss rsts ~ isgss
tn. ~ wc<zAs 81 80 Fgfsrs
n tie Tozas v..s Ta~s
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

WANTED-At once, good German girl
for general homework; good wages and
permanent employment Mrs A. s. Nell
son, 5l7 S. Market. dS7-tf.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

FOR SA.LE-I oil heater, ! improved
White sewing machine (neT1: baby car
rage, and veII5red brood mare Gail
or address 5i3 Mona Ave. dfG-1t q
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FOR RF-,T OR sALE-The Sur aoTs-
Cottage. corner First z1S No4ser. Cossez~
HI Call a. ksntscsy ia; Store. 1G z
Dos1gi2s tffrn
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

WANTED-A nurse girl for good homo
357 n. 4th. dsl-tf.
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FOR SAIE-Thorouzhbret So Bernard
and New Fouudlznd pups. Enquire "a
North EmpOria- lgjitct
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

FOR SAI.E-Hart coal 5asebUrner: gas
stove. 11Si -. LaErence <ls-fs
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

WANTED-First-class men 70 solicit
life insurance for the New York Life, in
all parts of Kansas. Big pay for good
workers. r II. Roys. Wihcita. Kan.
d9l-tf.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

TRY A POUND Of that extra nice honey
to be had at the grocery of u. NJ. Grafton,
corner Oak and Lawrence. dl0e-2tp
GET YOUR PIANO TUNED by W. ].
Schneider. with Barnes * Newcomb.
Tuner guaranteed to be the best. Tun-
ing $500. ds3-tf
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No Orders Taken Without Check.
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FOR REz7T-Tro ho1ses good iooa-
ton Enquire 81 - Eop0ClA
,srr, r. a
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Foe RESr-AOUssS.

FOR sALE-7 pulleys. 7-saeh sso.. ~
inches IL diameter. Inquire II Tn 20 gss
Cf1ceL ES7 II
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| fOn Gal -tiCGtIEShEGUl-
FOR sALE-I OIL heater, improved
| White sewing machine (nsyJ. I baby car
rage. and veIlbred brood mare. Cal
or address sds Mona Ave dlG-2tG
FOR sALElThoroughbred So. BerrarA
/ and New Fouudland pups. Enquire RI
I North Emp0ria- IJ1 so
FOR sALE-Hari coal 5aseburner: gas
stove. 1871 -. La~rsnce dss-tt
FOR sALE-Secondhand pipe-s0 thou
sand r. l-inch pipe: thousand o. other
20 suit Bertrsrs Heating and Plumbing
Co. rs 8. Lawrence. cz-iL
FOR sALH-FYrst-class carriare. nearly
new. VIII lake buggy as part pay 81
Campbell Ave. West side ess-;f
FOR sALE-7 pulIeys 7-taeh sao.. ~
inches IN diametsr- Inquire II the Eagle
FoR REST-HOUsss.
FOR RE-T-Tro hoase~. good looa-
ton Enquire 81 y E1pOrla-
FOR RENT OR sALE-ThA sg-aorr-
Cottage. corner First snG No4ler. College
Hsl. Call a. ksn,scsy ia; Store. 3G Z.
Dougias- Siin
FOR RENTING. 81 ~. r-s-rsr-s ~.
= rooms. barn. AL improvement 9p-
pr % D. p Sis1srizs6er. Tcctu 20 :
Z-nrneFiy book csf-tf
FOR REST-Thre> .sssrzhis hous4s. 10
care1 centrally o. TIE east s9ush art
-orth Sc Hartford IzsssEEsst co. IA
Ezsr F1Ts- 81 C7.-tl
FOR REST-slr rom bozs~: hot sae
cos1 water. bah; cJose.. east front "a
y To.ekz Ave. See II II Dezsy. oxe.
stA;s National bark building. or 20 y.
Topeka Axe ex-ts
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FOR RENTING. 81 ~ r-s-reres Az.
= rooms. barn. al improvement. Ap-
pr % D. p Sis1srizs6er. Tcctu 20 :
Z mreriY hlork I'LL
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

FOR SALE-Secondhand pipe-s0 thou
sand n I-iuch pipe. thousand - other
sizes. valves. fittings. etc. etc. az prices
20 suit Bertrsra Heating and Plum nirg
Co. rs 8. Lawrence. csz-;E
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FOR SAIH-FIrst-ciaEs carr5are. nearly
new. VIII lake buggy as part pay 81
Campbell Ave. West side. GSs-.f
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WANTED-Nen to work at crusher IN
Strong City. Steady employment. Il.
Lantry & Sons. 100 Stu
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NOtNT , WNN 90.
WANTED-Trustworth person 70
travel. Salary $50 and expenses. En-
close references and self-addressed
stamped envelope President" Box
"P.," Chicago. d101-5t. %
AGENTS WANTEsD--To handle lire OF
household specialties. Call this week at
10 3t0
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WANTED-Young man OF some ex-
perience in drug store; must have Al ref
ences. Write, stating age, experience,
salary wanted, etc. etc Steady job to
right man. Address Ponca City Phar-
macy, Ponca City, o. T. d10i-6t0
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MISCELLANEOUS,

SITUATIONS WANTEO--MAiE.
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VU V'l TN IIIIiif--
3. Farm some more.
4. Farm until the cows are seen to be
in the act of coming home.
8. When asked for principal or inter-
est, simply regret in gentlemanly
way that you are unable TO pay same,
which will be absolutely true if my own
experience amounts TO anything what
ever.
6. Do this patiently until foreclosed,
and then hire out by the month to farm
tho place, Us the capitalist, Of course,
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14
AGENTS WANTED.

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-14

LOST-Ou Douglas. near Emporia SOU
venfr silver spoon breascpin. name Cora
engraved in bowl Leave At Eagle ONCE.
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Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1895-02-21
WANTED

A barber to shave the face of the
earth.
A bed for tick of clock.
A timekeeper for mill race.
A sure cure for pig sly.
A charter for snow bonk.
Agents to handle the spice of life.
Some one to spin mountain top.
A tonsorial artist to shampoo the
head of river.
A detective to unravel grave plot.
a doctor to cure window pane.
An audience to see horse fly.
A nursemaid to rock the cradle of the
deep.
a key to dead lock.
A comb for tow head.
A singer who can reach the high
seas.
A man to find traces of a lost har-
ness.
A lawyer to try watch case.
A tailor to take the measure of a
suit for libel
A sign language for dumb walters.
Some use for a dogs pants.
A pair of handouts for procrastina-
tion, 1.-The thief of time"
A hand to go with an arm of the sea.
A necklace for a neck of land.
A pump for a we'll spring of informa-
ton.
Some buttons for coat of paint.
a commander to take charge of a
courtship. -NewOrleans Pickyune.