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The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-24
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach
thediseased portion of h Gear. There is only
one way To cure Deafness, and that is bycon-
stitutional remedies. Deafness scaused by
an iniamed condition of the mucous lining
of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube
gets inflamed you have arumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when 1T is entirely
closed Deafness is the result, and unless the
inflammation can be taken out and this tube
restored TO its normal condition, hearing will
be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten
are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but
an infiame1 condition of the mucous sur
faces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness Caused by catarrh) that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
Send for circulars, free.
+. j. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, ..
s57s"Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills, p cents.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-24
SOUTH DAKOTA NEWS.
Ghosts.

In the Deadwood Jail there are at
present confined some eight or ten In
dians, charged with all the crimes from
murder to petit larceny. Late the other
night a voice was plainly heard by al
saving, "Nasta leila wasta, beta"
This was repeated several times.
When Two Sticks, the chief actor N
the murder of the four cowboys at
Humphreys ranch, was executed on
the Goth of December, he spoke on the
scaffold as his last words those above
quoted. The Indians, who were in
their respective cells, hearing the voice
at once conceived the idea hat Two
Sticks ghost was prowling about in
the corridor. They became so frantic
in their efforts to escape that the sher-
if had TO summon all of his deputies
and go into the exercise room of the
Jail, into which the nearly crazy In
dams were brought.
Here they we're talked to kindly by
the sheriff, who tried to explain to
them that they had imagined that
some one was speaking. The sheriff
succeeded in quieting the red men
somewhat, but not altogether. They
firmly believe that Two Sticks ghost
is abroad and that he will come back
to haunt them. They shiver each
night when being placed in their cells
with mortal dread that the ghost will
come that night.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-24
Slight Correction.

"My friend" said the head waiter At
the hotel, as he tapped significantly on
the shoulder of a man who was max
ing his exit from the dining room, II
have dropped on to your little game.
This is the ninth time you have eaten
dinner here without paying"
sir" exclaimed the man drawing
himself up with offended dignity and
looking the presumptuous official stern
ly in the eyes, you are mistaken; iL's
the tifteenth."-N. Y. Mercury.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-24
HAWAIIAN REBELS.
They Have Made an Unsuccessful Attempt
to Capture Honolulu.

>"ptui
SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 2l.-The steamer
Alameda arrived from Auckland
and Sydney via Honolulu Friday
afternoon and brings news of ~revolu-
ton and bloodshed at Honolulu. Charles
l.. Carter, who was one of the annexa-
ton commissioners, was killed and
other government supporters were
wounded. There has been much
fighting and at least twelve ma
tives have been killed. Nearly 200
revolutionists are under arrest. Rob
ert Wilcox is the leader of the rebels.
The fighting was still in progress when
the Alameda left Honolulu OF January
IL, but the government forces had
practically overcome the revolutionists.
The Associated Press has the following
correspondence:
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-24
Denied.
Supreme Court Refuses a Writ Of Error
In the Debs Case.

In the Debs Case.
WASHINGTON, Jan. 19.-At the OPEN
ing of the supreme court Thursday
Justice Fuller announced that in the
matter of the United States VS.. Eugene
Webs. ct al, the court was unanimous
ly of the. opinion that a writ of error
would not lie, and therefore that their
petition for leave to file a motion for
the issue of such a writ had been de-
MED. The petition of the same parties
for leave to file a motion for the issue
of a writ of habeas corpus, the chief
justice announced, would be granted,
and a rule issued thereon returnable
Monday, January %.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-24
Canadian Senator Dead.

MONTREAL, Can, Jan. ls.-Hon.
Joseph Tasse, member of the dominion
senate for Montreal district and pro-
prietor of La Minerve newspaper) of
this city, died at $40 o'clock Thursday
morning after a long illness. He was
AZ wear old.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-24
MISS STEVENSON OEAO.

Daughter of the Vice President Passes
Away at Asheville, n. c.
AsHEvnLLE, n. c., Jan. Ell Miss
Mary Stevenson, aged %, oldest daugh-
ter of Vice President Stevenson, died
at l:15 o'clock Friday afternoon. A
short funeral service will be held to
day at the Battery Park hotel,
where Miss S~tevenson's death oc-
Cured, and the family will leave for
Bloomington, H., at 4 p. m, where the
interment W Ill take place.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-24
A Sudden Call.

SPRINGFIELD, ILL.,, Jan. 19.-Mrs. Caro-
line Dorwin, sister of Mrs. Shelby NJ.
Cullom, died very suddenly Friday
night about $40. She was seized with
heart failure while on her way to
church, and was found by friends and
taken to her home, where she expired
In a few minutes. She was II years of
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-24
II. Was Married.

The Girls Now, Uncle Josh, while
you are in the city wouldn't you like
10 go witt US to the foot ball game2
Uncle Josh-No, girls, | guess not l
have all the kicking | want at home. =
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-24
Senator Tasse Dead.

MONTREAL, Can, Jan. Ex-senator
Sasse, Indian commissioner to the
worlds fair and an ex-member of par
lament, died Thursday after a long
illness.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-24
Are Now Tree Planters.

OMAHA, Neb., Jan. ls.-The Nebraska
Historical society has decided hat ma
tives of the state shall be called tree
planters instead Of ~bug-eaters.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-24
sS5%Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills, p cents.

TEACHER-"Can any of you tell me why
flannel is comfortable in winter" Bright
Boy lin new and rwearl-''lt makes yeh
hitch about and wriggle around, and the ex-
ercise keeps yeh warm. Good News.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-24

"loU say you made money in business"
"Certainly,' replied the New York police.
man. What was your stock in trade."
1T wasn't a stock in trade IL was a trade
in stock. '-Washington star.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-24

ONE OF BosToN's Observation-Disclosures
long spell of wearing rubbers, leaving them
off is as enjoyable as a joke whispered to you
III prayer time at church. TRANSCRIPT.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-24

DESPERATE Cfrom Colorado) -"Your
money or your life" Traveler-"Here,
take this purse of goldp' Desperate with
feeling)-''keep it, stranger. I'm a thief,
but | amt no goldbug. Life.
The record-union., 1895-07-20
GOOD TIME FOR HOLIDAYS.
Tommy and His Aunt Mary Discus:
the Fourth.

Tommy and His Aunt Mary Discuss
the Fourth.
"Did you ever hear about the dispute
Thomas Jefferson and Charles Carroll of
Carrollton had when they came TO write
and sign the Declaration of Independ-
ence?"
NO" said Tommy, wondering what
his aunt would say next
"They had quite little tiff. Jefferson,
you see, wanted TO have it written on q
typewriter, and"
But, aunt, the typewriter wasn't in
vented then"
THAT'S just what Charles Carroll Of
Carrollton told him. But Jefferson in
sisted on calling in the janitor and having
it invented while they waited. 'Posterity
can never read my handwriting said
Jefferson. Besides my fountain-pen
WON'T work to-day; you know how il is
will shoot out OF them like water out of a
garden hose. and other times you can't
get II out with a corkscreW.'''
why didn't Charles Carroll of Carroll
tell tell jefferson that fountain pens were
not invented either?" asked Tommy.
Il don't think he knew it. a great
many people then thought that fountain
pens were invented. And then they
talked a long time, and Thomas J Jefferson
tried to get Benjamin Franklin TO set it
up in type and print it, bat he said he had
to go fishing with his kito that afternoon
for electricity and so couldn't; and then
the others sided in with Charles Carroll of
Carrollton, and Jefferson had to write it
after all, with a quill pen, and With sand
to dry the ink with instead of blotting
paper, because the man who had prom
ised TO invent blotting paper had joined
the army and gone TO hight the British. so
you see, Tommy, the men that wrote and
signed the Declaration of Independence
had their troubles. But you ought to be
thankful that they did it in July instead
of January"
said
"Yes, / am; but if they'd done it about
six weeks earlier il would have given Us
holiday while there was school, and l
think that's pretty good time for holi-
days."-Harper' Round Table.
The record-union., 1895-07-20
SCIENTIFIC MELANGE.
Matters of Interest and Instruction
in Many Fields of Labor.


At a recent meeting Of the British
Royal Society there were exhibited the
latest products OF thought and expert
ment IN the realm of science, most OF the
attractions being to some extent con-
nected with electricity or dependent on
electricity for light, heat or motive
power.
Professor Ewing showed new instru-
ment 1or testing the quality OF iron In
regard to magnetic hysteresis. It's special
use Is to test sheet iron for transformers
ana dynamo 2rmatures. Strips OF the
iron to be tested are cut, and clamped in
carrier, which is caused to revolve be-
tween the poles Of magnet. The magnet
is suspended on knife-edge and be-
comes DETECTED, in consequence OF the
work expended in overcoming the mag
netIc hysteresis of the sample; the detlec-
ion is observed by means OF a pointer.
Professor Roberts Austen showed an
electric furnace, as used for the prepara-
ton OF the diamond form OF carbon, for
! the melting Of chromium, Uranium,
platinum and other metals with high
melting points. The furnace consists OF
clay case lined with magnesia. and
containing a magnesa crucible. The
carbon poles are horizontal, the arc being
detected Dy lneans OF magnet on to the
material to be heated. An image of the
molten contents of the furnace was pro-
J0cteu by means OF lens ana mirror, on
to screen; the current employed being
about GO or 10 amperes at 100 volts.
The latest application Of electricity is
for marking linen. The apparatus en-
ployed being known as the electograph.
The fabric is dampened, preferably with
water containing salt, and a current is
passed for about two seconds from sill
yer die, carrying silver into the fabric
wherever the die touches. The current
is then reversed tor three seconds, which
reduces the silver in the fabric, the final
result being the same as when ordinary
marking ink is used.
A. &. Tuition exhibited beautifully
made little machine actuated by small
dynamo, and intended for cutting, grind
ing and polishing crystals of every de-
gree Of hardness. 1t com bines reflect
ing goniometer with diam nd-edged
cutting disc. and grinding and polishing
laps. The stone can be set exactly 10 the
angle required, as shown on a gauge,
and the cutting disc can be lifted, so that
the grinding may be continued at the
same time. There are interchange
able laps for different classes of crystals;
and a counterpoising arrangement en-
ables the pressure with which the crystal
bears upon the lap to be adjusted, ac-
cording TO its strength.
The record-union., 1895-07-20
ABOUT HOTEL BILLS.

They May be Made Elastic When
Druminers Want Them So.
"How much shall 1 make out your bill
for?' inquired the country hotel clerk. as
the guest was leaving.
make 1t out for what l owe" replied
the man, a little surprised.
'The bill is S." continued the clerk
with All ingratiating smile, but I'd lust
as soon make it out for 50 or SO. It's all
the same to u.s."
Perhaps it is," the puzzled guest ex-
claimed. "but it isn't to me. Why
should l pay 50 or $40 when my bill is
S6."
Aren't you a drummer?" the clerk
suddenly demanded?''
Certainly not" There was a pause,
and then the guest suddenly demanded:
whats all this business about fake
bills, anyway"
1--WE always make out bills to suit for
drummers," explained the clerk, ''so's
they can come out even on their expense
accounts. A travelling man who pays us
So can get receipt for $40 if he likes, and
wnen be settles with his employers he
shows them the receipted bill and pock-
cts the difference. | thought you were a
drummer"
mo, Pm not" replied the guest, "but
l know good many drummers. In fact
l employ about a hundred, and | notice
that when they come to this town they
always stop at this hotel. l observe, also
that it's a 81 joint and that Pm always
charged So 80 Never mind, though, Pill
lay for the next man who stops here"
And IS he went out the clerk look ed as
if he thought be had put his foot right liz
it aud the foot was held there.-New
York Herald.
The record-union., 1895-07-20
For the RECoRD-UNIoN.I
TO a SCULPTOR.

Grace be with thee and thy art
Thou, who followest hand and heart
The Master Sculptor-He who gave
The sOdden clay the form divine
Perfect, faultless, in each line
And modelled it so true and we'll
That 10 the bosom rose and tell
And forth, as from an unthought grave,
Stepped the sire OF men.
That skill
That matchleSS skill of eye and hand
CanSt never be at thy command
For human art canSt never reach
Though we'll thou iearnest what men teach
The infinite patience that so moved
The hand of o God in work he loved
But for thee, . graced student see
The model perfect-yet-not he
W no wars with thee in daily strife
OF common and of earthly life
But 10 the Master, He who high
In heaven, guides thee with His eyei
Noble purpose Noble art
Noble soul to follow on,
With patient hand and patient heart,
Upon lines by Master drawn
And that Master Such an one!
Sculptor, thou hast envied place.
And when thy work hath been well done
What skeptic dreams whereof the grace?
Toll on, work on, and do thy best
Thy God shall give thy hand His skill,
For tairest are ana noDleSt,
The souls Obedient to His will
ELWYN IRVING HOFFMAN,
The record-union., 1895-07-20
TRUTH WILL PREVAIL
Another Native Son Leads the Van and
Beautiful Results Follow.
The Public Not to be Fooled With Noise
and Ontcry, but Quick to Realize
the Truth and Always After the
Best-The Best Gives
Quick Results.

MIR. THOMAS O'BRIEN. ONE OF THE
WI successful merchants ana business men
of Freeport, Cal, has this to say: was born
and reared i'll California and am not only a
native son by nature, but one by profession
For the last five years | have lived in Sacra-
mento County and up TO about one year ago
l enjoyed good health. At that time l con-
tracted very severe cold, with malarial
fever This ended in q bad case OF catarrh
and bronchitis. My catarrh caused constant
headache and violent cough and pain in my
chest with dryness of the nose and throat,
and at times dropping into my throat OF
offensive mucous.
suffered a great deal with indigestion and
had pain and bl0ating of my stomach after
eating even the lightest food.
The record-union., 1895-07-20
For the RECoRD-UNIoN.I
''CHAGNIN D'AMOUR DURE TOUTE
LA VIE"

How brief all happy seasons
And times of pain how rife
Loves JOY is for a moment,
Loves sorrow is for life.
The tinted hour of morning
How quick ,he day dispels;
How soon life's noOn-tide snTivels
Youths golden asphodels.
One day we soar-then grovel
And aug the earth tor years.
If all OF tlmo were laughter,
Eternity is tears.
A kiss-then heart-sick longings,
And toll and grief and strife.
Loves JOY Is for a moment,
Loves sorrow is for life.
FREE LANCE.
The record-union., 1895-07-20
No Beauty in Bloomers.

!. Boomers are as horrid as ever Fat
women continue to bulge over their
wheels and thin women to accenluate
their slender shapes. There is no beauty
in the bloomer, bloom it ever so sweetly
Chicago Times Herald
The record-union., 1895-07-20

At times I had severe spells of neuralgia
and rheumatism, which caused me to have
severe pains in my head, back and limbs
was very nervous and could not sleep. | had
no appetite and lost flesh until 1 got into
very weak condition. l took a great many
kinds OF medicines and did everything 1
could TO get better. | went 10 the springs
and staid there for several months. but it all
seemed TO DO me no good. 1 then went to
Sacramento to consult doctor about my
condition, as l became alarmed for fear [
never would get well. some OF the merchants
whom l asked told me there were great
many people being cured al the Neagle Ned
ical Institute l took their advice and went
to these doctors and put myself under their
treatment. / soon began to improve and have
continued, and now after three months treat
ment. have been entirely cured aud am Il
well man again, and I take great pleasure in
giving this statement to DR.. Neagle TO pub
lish in the newspapers that others VINO are
afflicted may 60 TO the Ne3gie Medical Insti-
tute and be cured. THOMAS O'BKIEN.
NEAGLE MEDICAL INSTITUTE Of PLY
SICIANS and SURGEONS, located perma-
The record-union., 1895-07-20
Seventeen Founders Next Year.

The highest priced wheels are the light
est in weight. A minimum weight OF
nineteen pounds has been reached. Next
year they will weigh less than seventeen
pounds.-New Y York World.
The record-union., 1895-07-20

EVERYWHERE we go we find someone
who has been cured by Hoods Sarsa-
parilla. 1t is the greatest curative agent.
1t Is the one great blood purifier aud
nerve tonic.
HOODS Pills FOR the liver and bowels.
act easily yet promptly and effectively.
The record-union., 1895-07-20

TWENTY drops of Angostura Bitters impart
q delicious flavor to cold drinks. DR.. Siegert's
the only genuine.
The record-union., 1895-07-20

When thought is too weak to be simply
expressed it is clear proof that it Should
be rejected. d.-Fauvanargues.
The record-union., 1895-07-20
TIE MILD POWER CURES

TIE MILD POWER CURES
Or. Humphreys Specifies
are scientifically and carefully
prepared Remedies, used for
nearly half a century by the
people with entire success.
10. SPECIFIC FOE
1-EeveYss Congestions, Infannr,ations.-
G-tVor.r,s, Worm Fever. Worm Colio....
3-Teething; Coiic, Crying, Wakefulnezs
4-Liarrhea. of Children or Adults.....{
9-Coughs, Colds, bronchitis.
S-NeuraIgia. T0othache, Faceache......
9-HeadncI,cs2 Sick HeGdache, Fertigo.s
l0-Dyspeps5a, Biliousness, Constipation
I1-Suppressed or Fainfui Periods.
12-Yhites, TOO Pro1use Periods..-.-.--.--
13-Crorp, LaryngItiss Hoarseness......
JA-SGit Uneun:s Erysipelas. EruptiCn5..
15-RheuGuatisIn, Rheumatic Pains.-...-i
1S-Wainria, Chills, Fever and AgIe......
E9-CatErrfl. Influenza Cold in the Head
Q0-WhoopI1g GOugai..............".....s
29-Kidney Diseases es.-.-..........-....--.
3S-Nervous Debihty...................
2o-U2inary Wenkness..........
34-sore Threat Quinsy, Diphtherla,...
ID Y" for HAY Err
Sold by Druggists or prepaid receipt Of Price,
&C. 81, nay be assorted except 2s, ST. size only?
Hu,frg7srs' enlarged Revised. NAILED
HUMPHREYS 2gD. C0s 1iI . II William ST.. N"wforz
The record-union., 1895-07-20

NEAGLE MEDICAL INSTITUTE of PLY
SICIANS and SURGEONS, located perma-
nently at 7241a X street, Sacramento.
The record-union., 1895-07-20

A fortnight later the Duchess of Cider
shire received a brief note from Lord
Noel; he was not going to marry Miss
taunthorpe, he wrote, SO he supposed be
might as well come down for the shoot
ing. 1t may be imagined that this COM
inunicatlon OH the part OF the errant son
restored to the parental break fast-table
degree OF geniality. sense of ease,
which for some days past had been con-
spicuously wanting. The Duke muir
INJURED Internationally, from behind his
Times, that \ oel was not such fool as
he looked; he added presently that he did
not mind going SO far as five hundred,
but Miss Faunthorpe would have to sue
for breach OF promise before he would
give her penny more.
That dear Philip" cried the Duchess
rapturously, turning to her daughter
Hilda. 'How clever he is! How we'll
he must have managedl Noel must posi-
lively bring him down with him! will
telegraph at once"
The Duchess felt. in fact, that in addi-
ton to heavy debt OF maternal graft
tude, she owed Ives some honorable
amends. For several days she had been
blaming him for omission, TO write more
explicitly. Since his departure she had
received from him only line to say that
there was no immediate danger; the de-
cree nisi couldn't be made absolute for
some weeks, and, as the Duchess COM
plained, if the dreaded event was to hap
pen it might as we'll happen now as
month later. But she pardoned his
silence now, remarking to her daughter
that this was always Philips way-to
do things without making fuss; she
even quoted his reticence as another in
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1895-07-13
!Culture Not . saving Grace.

Culture alone can save no man. In
tellectual giants may be intellectual
devils. Robespierre was a man of
high culture. Nero and Caliguia were
scholarly. Catalina and Aaron Burr
were men of the highest culture. Cleo
patra and Borgia were ladies Of fash
ion. A world made up of such speci-
mems of the highest culture would be
a perfect hell. The Gospel of the grace
OF God, as manifested in Jesus Christ.
the gospel of salvation through repent
ance and faith, is the only gospel that
can save from the guilt and the love
AID the earse ef sin, Religious Te!es
scers.
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1895-07-13

Rich
Red Blood

Is the Foundation Of the Wonderful Cures
by Hoods Sarsaparilla.
That is Why the cures by Hoods Sarsa-
parilla are CURES.
That is Why Hoods Sarsaparilla cures
the severest cases Of Scrofula, Salt Rheum
and other blood diseases,
That is Why IL overcomes That Tired
Feeling, strengthens the nerves, gives
energy In place Of exhaustion.
That Is Why the sales Of Hoods sarsa-
parilla have increased year after year, until
1t now requires the largest Laboratory in
the world for the production of
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1895-07-13
ALL SORTS.

MISS MARY PRocToR, the daughter
OF the astronomer. will lecture on as
tronomy at Chautauqua during the
coming simmer.
PRoF. MAX MULLER knows eighteen
different languages to the extent of be-
ing able to speak or write Id any one
OF them, and q considerable number ia
addition less perfectly.
HENRY ARTHUR JONES latest play
holds the record for length of title. 1t
Is "The Triumph Of the Philistines and
How Mr.. Jorgan Preserved the Morals
OF Market Pewbury Under Very Trying
Circumstances"
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1895-07-13
STATE OF ONO. c1rr OF TOLEDO, L.

oTATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO,
LUCAS COUNTY.
FRANK. CHENEY makes oath that he a
the senior partner of the firm of r. j. CHENEY
q Co., doing business in the City of Toledo
county and State aforesaid and that said
hrm viii pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS Tor each and every case of Catarrh that
cannot becured by the use of HALL CArARRH
CURE. FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in nv
presence, this6thday of December, A. D. 1oS8
lsr.rl A. w. GLEASON,
- Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure IS taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces OF the system. Send for testinonia ala.
Tree. F. j. CHENEY Il Co. Toledo. @.
~ Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills. Csc,
The Banner-Democrat. [volume] (Lake Providence, East Carroll Parish, La.) 1892-current, 1895-07-13

BEFORE ! / sss' . , s e: 'i s .'
rible blood dis
ease had spent hundreds of dollars
trying various remedies and physi-
clans, none of which did me any
good. My finger nails came off and
my hair came out, leaving me
perfectly bald. then went to