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Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1895-07-11
pobli1u lezy Tybery-
niegdYs gr6d AutY

W pobli1u lezy Tybery-
ada. niegdYs gr6d AutY
ocha Antypasa, przewa3nle
zalndniony przez widow.
Dzisieisze miasto pochod>i 2
czasow wojen krzy3ackich, Ia
fodkryto hebrajski tekst evan
gielii sw. Mateusza. Il Kafar-
naum biblijnego zostaiy tvlko
grIzy.
Dokoia resna calemi krzakamj
dixie oleandry. Ma gorze
Karmel znajduje sic nowy
klasztor. Dawny wYsadzili
Turcy W powietrze ma poczat-
ku tego stulecia. Nieda]eko
Karmelu istnieje niemiecka
kolonia Wyrtemberczykow. w
ca1ym kraJu spostrzega sic
dobroczynny wp}yw misyonarzy
ktorzy W kierunku cywilizacyj.
nym zrobili: wiele dobrego.
PoiacY mala W Palestynie
oplnle naiwYtrwalszych pstni
k6w. Oproez Dotatek przywloz}
re SODA Styka ca}y stes
fotografii i Kalamazoo ladnych
sZkicow.
PkACIC IA
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1895-07-11
CzyScie

kiedys Electro Bitters do wyleczenia
sic Cd cierpieh? Jesli ME, to poslijcie
zaraz 20 butelke a ulzy wan natych
Mast. Leczy ono niezawodnie choroby
kobiece, nadajac sile j organom ciala.
Ma brak apetytu, boz glowy, oslabienie,
nerWowoSe, ~bezsennos6, melancholje
lub zaYl6t g}owy, Electric Bltters lest
lekarstWem koniecznem i s]kutecznem.
Przywraca zdrowie i SHE. Wleksze
butelki tylko so cent6w W Eagle
Pharmacy Of Milwaukee, wis
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1895-07-11
Kto ma TAXA kslazke
do s%przedania?

do s%przedania?
w tych dniach odebralismy
Z Menominee, Wis.,, list
nastepujacej tresci:
On. 4 JUL 1895.
Neh Bendz Poh Jezu Christie
Ma w. wi. Aamen! ia Marczin
Klosowski prose Pouna
Katohka, co bl mi tez psesla}
ksonske te, co ia moge kogo
zakloncz / otkloncz, DO ia ME
WIEN CO to ia ksonska ma
"a iimne, to ia prose 0 ma
zwisko ii kski / CO ma kosto.
wacz ia ksonska, to prose o
,znaczene tax prentko. jak
MONA bicz, to ia 10 chce. ia
BIN sobje prot to 2iczo}, a
pctem ia sobje i tez jinse
papiori zaupatrzel. Ia temcza-
sem. &C daj Boze Amen!
Moja Adresa jest Martin
KIosowski, Menominee. Wis.
Poniewaz redakcya KatoAka
niema podobnei ksiazki ma
sprzedaz. vice og}osilismy
ten list w nadziei, re jaka lima
redakcya bedzie W stanie
przeslsG mu zadana ksiazke.
Iestesmy pewni, re podobne
ksiazki znajduja sic W redak-
cyach Gaz Katolichiej Jutrzenkl,
Kropi0a i G5osu Polskiego.
Vice hejze. dalej panowie,
poslijcie mu te ksiazke
rozszerzaicie swoje nauki
zaklinania i odklinania ma
wszystkie gatunki, rodzaje i
przypadki.
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1895-07-11
WOlne POlskie S1OWO

Dwutygodnik, wychodzl W Parry
zu W d. l l Is kazdego mieslaca.
Redaktor NIX. J. Wi}kowskl 12.rue
de Candolle, Geneve. Admlnistra-
tor A. Reiff, 3 u de -Four, Paris.
Prenumerata roczna $l.o3 G..
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1895-07-11
FRASZKI..

Pewlen adwokat chcac drw1c
soble z pewnego uczonegoi s4awne-
go ksiedza, zapytaf 60 SIG: Gdyby
ksiadz mla} process z diablem,
kt6zby wygra1?
- Bee watpienia djabe}, odrzekf
ksIadz, DO ten ma najwieksza Geese
adwokat6w "a SODA.
= JAMIE! jutro nasze srebrne
wesele, mozeby dobrze by}o zarzna@
proslaka?
- Ma Boga! kobieto! co biedne
pfosie zawini4o, re ia sic toba
pred 25 laty ozeni}em?
Nieporozumienie.
Pan proslsz Q reke mojej cork?
- Tax panic.
Mozesz MI pan powledzie6, co
dosta1esz ~czY to wystarczY do
wyzyw'enia zony?
Przeciez mi pan Jeszcze ME
pow1edzia}es, co Ia dostane.
- GdYbym ma loteryl wielkl los
wygra1, to by mnle z pewnoscia. z
rado6cl paraliz ruszy}.
- ia ci zyoze, bys go wygra4.
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1895-07-11
UniWerSYtet JagIeIlohSki.

UDlWerSYtet %JagIell0hSkl.
PREY ~STAROzYTNYM
uniwersYtecie Jagielloiskim W
prastarym grodzie kr6lewskim
Krakowie zawakowala katedra
profesora k l,czvli
nauki O chorobach oczu, przez
smler6 zas}u&onego profesora
Rvdla. Swat uniwersy:ecki
zwr6cif sic do profesora
d r. W / b wicza W
Poznaniu z propozycya, a3eby
objsf zaszczytne to stanowlsko.
Pan prof. dr.. Wicherkiewicz
ucayuif zaleznem przyjecie
propozycyi cd rozmaitych
warunk6w, kt6re pczewaznie
W %interesie nauki postawi}.
SeLat byfby lie niezawodn;e
prz7jq{ a Poznah bYlby zas}u
1onego profasora chlube
dzielnicy - stracif. Tymc2usem
postawiono take kandydature
s}ynnego okulistY parYskiego,
rodaka naszego dr.. Galezow
skiego, ktory zrzekf sic pensyi,
jedynie pod tvm warunkiem,
Re wYkladaG bedzia tylko pieG
miesiecy W roku, oswiadczyl
pewnost przYjecia katedry W
Krakowie. - Syn wygnahca
zateskni} 20 ziemia rodzinDa i
aapragna} 1ycia ma niej zakoh-
czyc. Propozycye p. dra. u.
So tax korzystne, lie mozemy
mle6 nadzie1e, il senat uniwer-
sytecki je ~przyjmie, a tenn
samem pozostaw1 W Poznaniu
znakomitego profesora. Many
nad2ieje, re to nastqpi De
Poznah przez d}ugie jeszcze lata
cieszy6 sic bedzie dobroc1ynna
dzia}alnoscia za}oAycieli kliniki
ocznej ola ubogich PREY ulicy
sw. Marcina, zakladu pierwszo,
rzednego 49, jakiego niejedeD
nawet uniwersytet moglby mt
pozazdrosciG.
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1895-07-11
co sbYCHAC.

w 81
POZNANlA donos7a nam:
Olivia sic u mas " Europe,
1e gazety polskie " Ameryce
W k}6tni %wzajemnej, W srod-
kach ME przebiera]a i wzajem-
ME sic czernia. A CIV tutaj
u mas W Europe lepiej? Czy&
Przeglqd Poznoaski W konku-
rencyi g Kmyerem Poznamskam
lep'ej postepuje? Kaczka,
puszczona W obieg przez
Pr2eglqd, jakobg prokurator
pozwolil wiezniom czyta6 Ii
tylko Kwyer' Poznaaiski, ME
ustepuje W czernidle oszczer :
stwom praktykowanYm "
Ameryce. A W iakiem swjetle
przedsta wiaja sic inne nasze
gazety, kt6re jak kruki szar-
piac swoja ofare, kaczke te
pc swiecie rozniosfy? Czy& to
jedno, De K~ryer Pozmonskl
Jest pismem klerykaluem,
wystarcza tym panom ia
usprawjedllwienie zmyslonej i
nieslusznej szykany. W patry'
otyzmie Kuryer Pozna6sks ME
ustepaie bynajmniej innvm
gazetom. Vice zt4d zazdros6 l
wyradzajaca sic z niej szykana.
AWANSOWANIE Koperni-
ka ma arcybiskupstwo - Via :
domo, re Kopernik byl
kanonikiem frauenburskim i,
.chcc nale2ai do kandydatow
warmijskich, q nawet admini-
strowaf przez czas niejakl
dyecezja, umar} iednak ma
stanowisku kanonika. O~o2
pp. Kuenmeyer i Schu}tze, W
podreczniku do wypraco wan
niemieckich, ~og}aszaja swiatu
CO nastepuje:: ,,Kopernik by}
arcybiskupem fcauenburskim ]
z upodobaniem zajmowa} sic
astrouomjq.' Czego wiec uie
docgekat sic Kopernlk jake
Polak, tego doczeka1 sc )ako
Niemiec = awansowal ma
arcybiskupa.... W 352 lata
20 smierci. Me warto3 to
Polakom przerabia6 sic ma
Niemcow? - "a zycia ich ma
grafow. IA ksiagat nawet, pc
smierci na arcybisk avian
suja. (W. p. S'owo.)
z BERLlNA pisa do Gonca
Welkopolsklego, Re syndyk
uniwersytetu tamtejszego "a
wezwal akademikow Polakow,
naiezacYch do Towarzystwa
naukowego, pred siebie i
odczyta} i'm reskrypt ministe-
ryalny, nakazujacy ably wysta
pill natYchmlast ZIowarzystwa,
Reskry pit powo}uje sie pa o.
porzadzenie z r. 1886, zabra.
n,ajace studentom Polakom
nalezenia do jakiegokolwiek.
polsklego towarzystwa. W
razie niestosowania sic do
rozkazu, zakazat sYndyk ma
tychmiastowem relegowaniem.
(W. P. Stowo).
- a
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1895-07-11
Jan Styka " Pale
stynie.

OUy hAOs
Dwumies1eczny pobyt p.
StVki W Palestynie n~astreczyl
mi tematu do bardzo intere
sujacei pogadanki, kto:a sic
odbyfa we Lwowie W salonie
Koia llterackiego. Styka wyla-
dowal W Jafie 20 marca RIB. i
koleja 4elazna pc czterogodzia,,
ne] podr62y dosta} sic do
}erozolimy. Tu przedewszyst
Klein uwage naszego artYsty
zsjaf koscio1 z grobem Zbawi-
clela, stanowiscY teren. ma
kt6rym osobliwie podczas wiel-
k'ego %tygodnia stykaja sic
reprezentanci .wszystkich wy
zpan Characterization. Ten
roznojezyczny, r62nowierczy i
hafasliwy tlum sprawia ma
Europe]czyku divine wra&enie.
0 ka3da godzine / 0 ka7dy
metz kwadratowy W kosclele
walcza ci ]udzie 20 SODA i
tylko dzieki obecnosci 2o]nierzY
tureckich, mo3liwy jest tylko
jaki TAXI pok6j. Ola muzuf-
man6w zas jest to pora mai
ob6tszYch bakfyszow. Jerozo.
lima posiada kilkanascie tara
sow, z ktorych roztscza sic
przepYszuy widok ma miasto.
Il licznych zabYtkow wymie-
nil artysta olbrzymi kamieh,
wielkcsci du&ego pokoju,
znajdujacy sic W meczecie
Omara Ma tym kamjeniu mial
Abraham ofarowaG Izsaka.
Drugiego. dnia wybral sic
artysta do Betleem. gdzle
stanal "a godzine. Betleem
liczy dis 1000 mieszkahcow
i rozlozone jest ma dw6ch
grzbietacb g6rskich. Franctsz
kanie maja tn k~lasztor, J6zef.
ci szkote ola dziewczat. W
kosciele tocza sic take same
wojny pom'edzy przedstawicie
lami r6znych wyznah, jak W
Jerozolimie, osobliwie zas
ro2wielmo&ni]i sic III Ormianie.
W grocie Chrystusowej, pozo
stajacej pod opieka stray
tureckiei znaiduje sic &}6bek
bawiciela odkryty przez sw.
Helene.
81 marca konno wybraf sic
nasz artYsta do JerVcha i mad
Morze Martwe. Pc drodze
spotyka sic wies Botanic, dis
z%upe}oie muzu}manska, z
wie2a, pochod2aca e csas6w
wo1en krzyzowych. Dale1' gr6b
Eazarza, kt6rego muzulmanie
uznali swietym, oraz studnie
aposto'6w, gd2ie d2i5 poja mufy
i wielb}ady podr61nych. Jerycho
sk}ada sic z grupy lepianek =
Z dawnego miasta z palacami
Heroda ME pozostai nawet
slad Tylko " grocie W ktorej
Chrystus poscj} przez dni 40,
modla sic ciagle i umartwiaja
anachoreci tamtejsi. Doko}a
miasta kwitna ogrodY palm i
kaktus6w. Morze Martwe,
polo1one u stop }sncucha
g6rskiego, rob- slime wra3enie
na turyscie. W iednym hotelu
jerychohskjm spotkal Styka
gromade Niemc6w, kt6rzy mad
brzegami Jordanu szampanem
oblewali urodziny Bismarka.
Hebron interesuie re wzgledu
ia groty patryarch6w kolo-
salny, pr6chniejqcY JUL dab z
czas6w Abrahama.
% kwietnia z Jerozoljmy
uda} sic Styka ku Samaryi,
gdzie W miescie MachuIus
(dawne Sichem) ogladal per
gaminowY pentateuch samary
tahski, pochodzacy z r. 400
pred Chr. cd Abb Sua, wnuka
Ozoaa. Dzlsieisi Samarytanie,
ktorYch jest garstka, czeksja
ciagle jeszcze ma przyjscie
ar VY ~
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1895-07-11
" W0aonle k%ozeiOW2L1n.

""1o
C6rks:Wl mama,ze ten m}ody
pan, ktory pred chw1la wysiad1 -
poca}owaf mn'e, gdY wjechaf W
clemnv tunnel?
Matka: Moi Bozel czemuz mi
O tenn predict ME powiedzia}as, by
labym mu pa]ne}a perore! -
C6rka: Kledy ia mysla}am, re
bedz'e ieszcze jaki drugi tunel ma
nas@e] drod2e.
Roz1u g'aiony professor do studenta!
,,C6z porabla slo,tra pana"?-Panie
%profesorze -udpowlada student -
ia ME mann s'"stry.". = Zach.
tax, tax, prawda, ia mySla}em, re
movie z bratem pana".
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1895-07-11
M0W0 q ~rzeczyqoist0sc.

,,Dla PAM powiada m1odzie-
nice - szed1bYm ma kouiec swlata'
= ,,Jesli tax, to zostah pan IL mas
%jeszcze ]eden dz1en d4uze "odpowla~
d. parma. ,,Nie moge, DO Ultra
cl}by waznoscm6j billet powrotny.
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1895-07-11

WieIka rosko paniemska. Ule-
cla{a gdzies W przestworza sniezna,
mrozna lima, zn'k} karnawa} znlk}y
bale - a til meza ME ma. Ma
wifczorkach ma koncertach ~strzela-
}a,n oczyma; zakohczy}y sic odczy-
ty "a tn meza niema. Dz1sla]
w1osna taxa p1ekna, pogoda wci9z
trzYms; ciagle chodze ma maj6wk,
tn meza niema. N~iezad4ugo
brzydka jesieh zapanu1e wszedz1e,
tn mega jak ME by4o, pewn,e tel
ME bedzie.
Katolik. (Winona, Minn.) 1893-1895, 1895-07-11
Ma balu (podsfuchanel.

- Co to pan Jozef sobie mysIi?
Bee rekawlczek prosl mn'e do tahca?
- Mech SIC parma Katarzyna O
to ME turbuje. ia sob1e p6zn1ej
rece umyje.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-11-23
THE PRESS AND THE PUBLIC.

From the Philadelphia Times.
h natural impulse of even intelligent
citizens when u public journal Is misled
into the commission of n wrong. Is to de-
claim against the general RIGHTEOUSNESS OF
the public press, and in this the greatest
injustice is done to all reputable newspa-
pers. The people speak of the ~licentious-
ness of the press from what they see in It's
columns, but they do not speak,, because
they do not know. of the vastly greater
AMOUNT of sensational articles founded In
truth, which might be published with en-
tire justice to he implicated parties. but
Of our public journals solely because such
publications would wantoIly wound inno-
cent parties and at times overthrow credit.
There is not a day in the week that the
papers are not compelled to consider the
question OF publishing or suppressing
facts which are entirely proper for public
information, but which, If printed. would
do greater harm to the innocent than good
to the public.
OF this important duty of our leading
editors the public have little knowledge,
and being. unknown. 1t is thoughtlessiy
assumed that the great aim of every en-
terprising newspaper man Is to Hing SEN
sations before the public regardless of
their truth, when in point OF fact they
suppress vastly more than they print.
There are hundreds of highly reputable
citizens of Philadelphia, and in every COM
munity in the whole country. who could
feelingly testify to the integrity with
which the editors of our leading journals
sacrifice important and legitimate news
in the interest OF the peace of homes and
the safety and credit of individuals and
institutions. Let those who assail the IL
centiousness of the press take pause to in
quire into the aims and methods of Ameri-
can journalism. If they shall do SO, there
generous fidelity of editors to the highest
interests of the community.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-11-23

law officers. What ratio that bears to
the number Of crimes committed we
are unable to state, not having The
proper data. Another possible reason
may be the too tardy operations Of
justice. There seems more likelihood
that this is to a considerable extent
responsible. Out of twenty-one muir
| derers but one has thus far been SEN
| fenced to death. while but five have
been convicted. This is a very poor
showing. 1t must be admitted, and
when 1t is taken into consideration that
the n under sentence of death may be
able to secure respite once or possibly
more frequently, and may. under the
lax system of justice as practised in
Pennsylvania, yet escape suffering the
extreme penalty of the law. there is
considerable plausibility in the theory
that crime receives it's chief encourage
ment in the s~luggishness of the courts
Of law. IF these are not the aus
then, beyond question, Luzerne county
is infested with a far more than ordi-
narlly eSperat pOpuiatlon anu is IN
sufficiently ooliced for its own protec-
ton
The Report does not agree with those
persons in the Hazleton region who adj
vocate recourse to Vigilance commit
tees and Judge Lynch. "A more ra-
tional and in the end probably more
effective method" it believes. would
be to set about earnestly inquiring into
the causes OF the difficulty: determine
just to what fault is due such an alb
normal condition, and then demand a
remedy-from the state. if the county
cannot furnish it," The chief trouble,
we imagine. has been the Indifference
Of the people of Luzerne county to these
conditions which embody the county's
disgrace. When public sentiment is
nee thoroughly awakened to the enor-
nifty of them. the matter of a remedy
will be reached naturally and by logical
stages.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-11-23
AN EASY WAY OUT.

From the Pittston Gazette.
The Scranton Tribune has a plan to
reconcile the Democratic In
Philadelphia and elsewhere which refuse
to accept as an explanation of Judge
Smiths large vote in Lu2erne and Lacka-
wanna the statement that man. DEM
ocrats voted for him and no one else on
the Democratic ticket. The Tribune sug-
gests that all of the ballots be %recountcl
by the courts, and is satisfied that the re-
suits would confirm the explanation of
Judge Smiths friends. 1t would not I've
necessary to unseal the ballots or call the
voters into court to testify, to determine
this matter. A simple count of the bal
lots cast would be sufficient.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-11-23
The Duty Of Congress.

The duty Of the Republican party in
the congress which will assemble one
week from next Monday ought not, 1t
would seem, to be the subject Of much
debate. Rarely has a clearer require
ment confronted the legislative servants
of the people. Conspicuous and para
mount among the facts before the pub
lie is the governments present inability
to pay its running expenses. This on
the one hand begets debt, which must
some day be paid. n on other weakens
public confidence and tends to unsettle
business. 1t is not a healthy sign when
the government of the richest nation in
time of complete peace is forced to meet
its current obligations by the forced sale
Of interest-bearing bonds. Such a
symptom betokens an illness in the
body polite demanding immediate at
tention. Delay will only augment the
danger; promptness n courage are re-
quisite to q satisfactory cure.
Fortunately an overwhelming major
ity of our statesmen agree as. to the
specific action necessary to put that
cure 1ntO OpeTatlOH Inc uelclt III the
treasury was caused by the Democratic
sacrifice of protective duties. That
much is certain. How easy 1t will.
therefore, be to overcome that deficit by
restoring those duties! Not necessar-
lily every item in the Mckinley sched-
uies; nobody demands that-but there
is a wise and a general demand for the
restoration of the chief Items which.
when previously protected by tariff en-
actment, yielded large revenue and at
the same time developed among our
people profitable wage-paying indus
tries. Among these may be mentioned
wool and woolens. pottery and glass;
ware. not to cite several others concern
ing which the members Of the next ways
and means committee will undoubtedly
be well informed.
The Snly argument thus far advanced
a~gainstlthe correction of the federal de-
felt blythe restoration of protective
duties isIembodied in the assertion that
the president, being . Democrat, would
veto such = bin This assertion rests
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-11-23
A Question of Arithmetic.

Figures have repeatedly been pre-
scented on this page proving the utter
falsity of the Democratic claim of a few
months ago that tariff reform benefits
the farmer: but to the Troy Times we
whole subject before the eye wildly, yet
i'm brief. The Gorman-Wilson tariff
law, it will be remembered, went into
effect late in August, 1894, and there
fore a comparison of the figures for the
year preceding and the year following
Sept. 1, 1894, gives a fair idea of the OPP
GRAFTON of the Mckinley law and the
deficit-breeding Democratic measure.
The following table tells the story:
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-11-23
TROUBLE AHEAD.


Wellman, in the Times-Herald.
Washington, Nov. 2O.-An extraordinary
contribution to the literature of diplomacy
and prophecy was received at the state de-
partment today from some great light of
the world who has hitherto kept himself
under a bushel at Parsons, Kan. He for
wards his communication by registered
mail, and tells the secretary of state he
can explain the Significance of the massa-
ere of Armenians In Asia Minor and what
will be the end of 1t all. He mingles
sweeping fashion,:
81. Form no alliance with any foreign
power by which we as a nation will be
drawn into the international conflict now
drawing near.
"2. Listen to General Miles in his report
on coast defenses. Strengthen the ports
of Newport News, the mouth of the Po-
tomac, pelaware and Chesapeake bays.
them with the most improved patterns Of
coast defenses.
"a. The Turkish government is sure to
go down. and the ball will be opened May
nople. The porte will go to its palace in
Jericho. Palestine, June 30. 1896.
"A. Cali home all OF the American mis-
sionaries before May is. because, after
them.
'5. Before June 30 assemble our best
warships near our own coasts on the At
Of the Potomac on the Atlantic, and north
Of San Francisco on the Pacific. You need
not fear a war with England, but next
summer watch Russia with an eagle eye.
Nicholas ii. will not be the ruler Of that
nation very long. Another and a more
warlike ruler will succeed him. and It is
Russia n Germany we have to fear.
g. The Fourth Of July mex will be a
critical time In our history. We now have
plenty Of grain and produce to feed our
people. Provide storehouses In which to
keep this grain for our wives and little
ones. for IN 1898 and 1889 famine and pes
thence will cover the earth. Be ready by
lions. for Louis Napoleon-grandson Of
Jerome Bonaparte and brother OF Victor
who now wears the uniform OF 3 Cossack
coming emperor Of Babylon (tha Babyjo-
nian empire restored.) Russia wiz move
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JOE AS A MUGWUMP.

From the Wilkes-Barre Record.
The crant Republican having hoisted
an Independent Republican ticket over its
editorial columns, the Scranton Tribune
announces to its readers that The Tribune
is the only Republican daily in L~ackawan-
ma county. How long Mr.. Scranton can
stand being dubbed a mugwump and a
bolter, we do not know. But to a man
who has claimed straight Republicanism
as his guiding principle the situation
ought to be rather embarrassing, to say
the least.
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st de Tribune?

st de Tribune?
IT'S.
Reform editor in?
No.Struck for higher salary. What do
you want?
Want Tribune's support to de movement
to tax theaters.
Who are you?
Never min-councilman-keepin' shady.
WHAT'S the matter? Didn't you get a
complimentary ticket?
Yes.
Then what's the grievance?
There amt no cab.
Yes. If de managers can't furnish de
conveyance We amt wild 'em. See?
Z-z-z-ling!
Can I speak with Uncle Joe?
Your uncle Is at the phone.
Joe?
Serene, me boy! Serene!
Peace and dignity. Ell?
Charity for all?
Yes. me boy-on the surface at least.
Not going to whack 'em this time?
year peaceful campaigns. but just wait
until / get a grip on the political neck Of
this county once more!-
Z-z-z-ling!
Hello! Is this The Tribune?
What are your qualifications on science
Limited.
Could not analyze food?
Nor give opinions upon the eternal ex-
istence. of germ life?
No. Why?
l was wondering what kind Of limburger
cheese could be made from some OF the
condensed milk sold hereabouts.
Z-z-z-ling!
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Migrate Joe complains of The Tril

migrate Joe complains Of The Trib-
une's "vile scurrility." He refers to it's
plain but moderate description Of a few
of his own i~niquities. He isn't sorry
for his evil doings. He is only sorry to
see them alluded to in print. Now If
The Tribune had really reached the mid
die of this subject, Joe might have some
reason to complain. Asst is, the ingrate's
writhing under a slight sample dose OF
his own medicine is simply ludicrous.
1t makes a difference whose OK Is gored.
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Here, as the Times aptly says, "is
an increase Of nearly 100 per cent. in
the imports of articles coming into
direct competition with the products of
American farms, and coupled with it is
a loss of nearly 20 per cent. in the ex-
port trade. The direct loss to the
American farmers market from this
source alone is more han 1926, 200, O0O,"
We commend these figures to the farm
ers of Northeastern Pennsylvania. Let
each farmer consult his own account
book under Republican and under DEM
ocratic times. and see under which pc
Rod his prices were highest and his
sales the largest. 1t is simply a ques-
ton of arithmetic.
Speaking about opposing ones par
ty," how did Mr.. Scranton act toward
the three Welshmen, Powell, Thomas
and Reese?
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COMMENT OF THE PRESS.
Left Ono Point Undecided

Atlanta Constitution: "A man In Ohio,
who had a grudge against the postmaster
in his town. drank whisky and ate onions
and then asked for his mail. The post
master refused to wait on the breathing
censor and the man of breath complained
to the powers that be. After q careful in
vestigation the inspector decided that the
postmaster was justified in his stand.
Much interest Is now felt as to what ac-
ton the postal authorities woul advise
regarding a customer who takes his
onions straight
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her Black Sea feet and her Cossack war
riors at the same time. She will pass
Ararat Jan. "a. capture Sassoun May 10,
and drive the sultan out of Constantinople
June 81, after which Napoleon Will be
made king of Aria Minor. Keep out Of
this continuation /
1t Is needless to add that the state de-
partment will accept this advice and keep
Out