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The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12
The white Line Steamer Gcrnanic in
COlIlhipu.

Liverpool, Eng, Dec. 1.-THE White
Star steamer Gcrmanic. Captain Nc
KinsIey. which sailed hence to-day for
New York, came into collision shortly
after leaving the Mersey with the Glas-
Cow steamer Cunlhrac, inward bound
for Liverpool. The Cumbrae was sunk
and the Germanc's bows were stove.
Fortunat ely the accident resulted In no
loss of life. The Cicrman!c rescued the
passengers and crew o! the wrecked
vessel and returned 10 this port y
= -.-~r Cog ~r"vailc' nj the time Of the
collision. Among Tie passengers on the
VIC Nrru I.UrA DunrnNcn.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12
Sccrc,nrs carIi.le 90 visit Mlchmonh.

Richmond. Va. Dec. iI.-Mr Samuel
H. ISLllam, of the committee appoint
eli by the Richmond Chamber of Com
mcrcc to invite Mr. Carlisle 10 visit
Richmond and make an address on
finances. is in receipt Of a letter from
General Fta Lee in which the latter
says he paid a visit recently TO Sccrc
tary Carlisle. when Mr.. Carlisle inform
ed him that H. would probably come
to Richmond some time after Christ
mas, and deliver an address.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12
Officers Elpcfctf

Friendship Council, No. ~, Amcri-
can Legion OF Honor has elected the
following officers j. r. Bew, Past Com
mander: r. Stevens. Commander: a. J.
Goodridgc. Vice Commander; j. +. Wi.
kins, Orator; VIM. \. Grub. Secretary.
A. hodges Collector; l.. w White,
treasurer: y. T. iiofhcimcr, Guide: II.
Y. Bri2khouse Conductor: III. ~, Witt.
hurst. Warden; c. ]. Jones. Sentry; T..
Wake. Medical Examiner: y. r.. uof-
heimer. Il. +. Whitehurst, II. Brandt.
Trustees
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12
a Cotton Exposition In Chicago As
SIJSurpI.

Chicago, ILL.,. Dec. l1.--F j. Debarard.
who Is the head of the movement 10
have a cotton exposition in Chicago
under the auspices Of the Southern
States. has written to Malcolm MIC
NELL who Is conducting the Chicago
end of the enterprise that he is meeting
with great success. He expects to be
In Chicago shortly after the HOLIDAYS
ana bring With him a committee com
posed of rep: csentativos from every
Southern State. who will meet a. Chi
caSo committee and discuss the whole
matter. The exposition Is now assured
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12
The Presidents Outing

Information received from Hattcras
iast night Was to the effect that the
Violet was still at anchor nearby and
that tn" storm which was over that
section Tuesday night had subsidized. No
ducks were slaughtered yesterday. bu,
to-day promises to be good ducking
weather
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12

Richmond. Va, Dec. 1.-THE pro
cccdings of the Supreme Count of APP
pc3Ils to-day were as follows:
Reynolds against Richmond and Man
chester Railway Company: argued 10y
b. r.. Crump. ESP, FOR plaintiff in error
and McsSrs Cabell aGd CahclI FOR de-
PENDANT in error. and submitted
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT hat dcsidable store cor
ncr CRANKY and Queen streets: good
location, with all conVcnicnceS: pos
session January LIST, 1896. Apply WALT.
J. DOZlER, IT'S York Place or y. and
S. i. Il. General Offices. dci-tf
FOR RFNTliousc 81 yarmouth street
with all modern improN cmcuts: possess
sion can he given by the LIST of Dcccm-
her. Apply to 81 Butte street no2S-tf
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12
At Auction e'O-dny:

Mr.. j. III. Valentine. general auction
ncer. No. IS Esank street, will sell nt
his auction-house this morning n large
STOCK OF clothing. mems and boys suits
coats, pants, gents furnishings dry
goods. notions and toys. Some big bar
gains will lie offered
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12
BAKED FISH.

Wash in cold sailed water; trim the
fins and tail Make Il dressing of bread
crumbs. seasoning with salt and but
ter; herbs or onion, as desired Fill
the fish, and sew the stutiing IN. Lay
slices of salt pork under the fish. Sea
son it with pepper or salt, and drcdSo
with -four. Basic often. For sauce.
add hot water 10 the drippin.s In pan,
thicltcning with Il spoonful of flour.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12
Ri,s Bargains 'ihis Wcek-WriahPs 400
Gain street.

Cloaks. dress goods. blankets. COM
forts, white quilts. umbrellas, lace cur
tains. chenille portieres, rugs. drapc-
ry goods. wool and mcrino underwear.
See ado. in last Sundays Virglnian.
Special sale on all winter goods this
month.
WRIGHTS. 1916 Main street.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12
FURNITURE REPAIRED,

Rc-polishel. Cleaned. Packed and Ship
ped: Chairs rc-caned. GpholstcrcTs'
materials furnished. Cheaper work
than any other establishments: done
at house If preferred: orders solicited
2I9 and 2SS Church street. S. T.. HAM
1LTON. nOli-lm
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12

You can find what you want for Il
Christmas gift at the corner Main and
Bank streets.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12

We have sterling silver novelties
for 25c. and soc. each. Cheap presents
Chapman 6 Jakeman.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12
MUM Y()v
Mr.. J. II. Ashby Says HIS Improved
homeopathic Remedies Are
Worth MORE Than tho Whole aIed.
zeal Faculty.

Jnmes T. Ashley, Petersburg, Va,
says: AN aged friend of mine had
rheumatism for many years, and could
set 10 MS place of business only by the
ana OIL a oune. He had tried various
remedies and numerous doctors with
out benefit. He finally bought 25c
eoltie OF MUNYON'S RHEUMATISM
CURE. Three days afterward | saw
nim without his cane, and inquired
now ne came to be walking without
ms crutch. His answer was to take
out the half botte OF MUNYON'S
RHEUMATISM CURE still re1nain-
Ing, with the remark that he would
NOT give the rest OF those pellets for the
whole medical faculty. AS for my
own case, suffered for years with a
torpid liver. Calomcl and other strong
drugs only gave relief for few days.
One bottle of MUNYON'S LIVER
CURE acted like magic. consider
myself entirely free from my old mala-
rial trouble, feel spry and active, with
no pains in the back, as formerly, and
above all, am cured of awful sore
Dolls, which had tormented me for four
years as the result OF the sluggish
liver.
Why Poison Your System
with dangerous drugs? Why not try
Munyon's New and Improved Homco-
rathic Home Remedies. ~ separate
specific for each disease Absolutely
harmless. Positive and. permanent
cures. At druggists, % cents u bottle
Personal letters to Prof. Munyon
1905 Arch street. Philadelphia, Pa, an
swered with free medical advice for
any disease.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12
IRE Correc. Ching.

For correct thing in specks and eye
glasses call on DR.. Week.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12
Enjoy GhrIStIllnS.

If you would enjoy Christmas sights,
wear DR.. Weeks specks.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12
SORNECK $500 SHOES.

Mems TIand-scwcd Shoes. made by q
thorough expert In Hitting tender feet,
q and up No such shoes this side OF
l!r6ndw1y. New. York. REPAIRING
CIlEAtLN DONE. 81 Bank street.
nolI-su.wSt NJ. SORNECK.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12

ENGINES. BOILERS. SAWMILL ami
all kinds of machinery OF the most i'm.
proved patterns. Also repairing ut the
shortest notice. Particular attention
to steamboat work DuVAL.S PATENT
SOlLES TUBE FERRGLI;S are the
only perfect remedy for leaky boiler tubes.
Taey can be inserted in few minutes BY
any engineer, and are warranted to stop
leaks
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12
CHINA DECORATORS.

MRS. JENNY DELONEY RICE
teaches all the latest Parislnn designs in
China Paintings. Tapestry, Pastel. Water
I, !9rs and Oil Paintings. NORFOLK
COLLEGE.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12

AGENTS to sell by sample our line; no
experience required: it's MS staple as
address, with stamp, +. o. Bon rs. New
York city. ja2l-
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12

a MAN employed at present as wegher
In grain elevator, has seventeen years
experience, desires to engage with
grain exporter to check, weigh and sam
pie cargoes, etc; good references
HENRY, No. 5075 Emerald street,
philadelphia, PA. del0-It
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12

NANTED-Good, reliable nurse to re-
main on premises. Must come well re-
commended. Apply at once No. l2i
Freemason street. dccS-tf
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12

prompt paying board-
ers at lja Chapel street; to same will
give GOOD accommodation In both board
ana room for $500 per week; location
third door from Falkland. delI-2t
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12
HELP WANTED.

LADY STENO1RAPHER owning ma
chine desires position. Address III. H."
care Virgfniah. :. deli-3ts
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12

MANTED.,.Boy to learn dry goods bust
hess. Call at 1871 Church street de1O-3t
MANTED-N1odern house in central loca-
ton and good neighborhood Address
TENANT, care Efrginian del0-3t.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-12-12

! WANT Five Experienced Building and
Loan Solicitors well acquainted In Nor
folk and adjacent towns. VIII pay
sunry with commission. Call Oh w.
~. PARR. at Atlantic Hotel, Norfolk,
between and u. m. uu4-tf
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-10-20
A CHANGE OF VIEW.

He entered the doctors office hastily,
but there was no evidence Of excitement
in his manner. His haste was that Of a
busy man intent upon getting through
with a conference without unnecessary
delay, and in no way suggested any
great emergency.
Doc. I want an antidote for arsenic, )"
he said calmly, but still with the sug-
gestion of haste.
For YOURSELF" asked the doctor,
with some surprise.
Eyes: you see it's this way: Ten min
11tes ago there wasn't a thing in the
world for me TO live for l was broke
and in bad health. and no prospects
anywhere. Well. 1 took couple Of
grains of arsenic! and hadn't more than
swallowed It when I got a telegram that
my uncle N New Jersey had died and
left me 100000. I'd like to get that
money; can you help me Out?'
The visitor had lighted a cigarette
while he spoke and placed his feet on
the table. The doctor was husuing
about for the needed remedy, and soon
returned with it in a glass.
Here. take this" he said excitedly
The stranger looked az the medicine
as a conno,sseur might lavish tender
affection on a glass Of fine old wine and
said:
Funny thing, amt it, Doc? 1t isn't
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-10-20
THAT REMINDS ME-"

If YOU we're to discover DR.. Chauncey
NJ. Depew scaling the Pyrenees-he was
doing it recently, by the way-your APP
pearance would remind him OF a little
story.
So the other night, when twenty re-
porters. who had reached the steamer
Paris off quarantine in twenty different
ways. confronted the returning traveller,
it remindede him of an occasion when
he was travelling in the West.
Il was approaching Duluth, ne sad,
"and happened to pick up paper print
ed N that town. 1t contained an edi-
torial warning the inhabitants Of my
approach. The editorial said | was the
most unm:tigated nuisance at large;
that I contrived to get. myself inter-
viewed by the use of violence, or STRAIT
egg. or bribery, or anything else; that
in fact, the only relief for Depew-rid-
den community lay in a combination Of
newspapers looking to my suppression.
"The plan, he said, was to drop me,
omit my name on all occasions, and, in
deed. refuse to recognize me. Then, he
said, l wouldperforce drop into the OBJ
security where l belonged.
AS we neared Duluth a young man
entered my car, hustled down the aisle,
nodded to me, and said in a most bust
ness-like way: Good morning, Mr.. De-
pew I returned the greeting, and he
said at once: Now, want a column
and a half of good stuff, and I want it
in a hurry.
What paper do you represent I
asked.
1.-The one you have in your hand he
said.
How about the editorial?' I asked,
holding it up.
"'Oh. hang the editors he replied,
they don't know anything. The re-
porters make the newspapers in Du-
luth'
He got the column and a half IN a
hurry Dr. Depew concluded.-New
York Herald.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-10-20
LASSOED A SEA LION.
Hunter and Horse Dragged Into the Sea
by the Creature.

Hunter and Horse Dragged Into the Sea
by the Creature.
c. F. Monroe, a resident Of Fresno
county, who has been spending some
weeks in this vicinity in hunting and
fishing, principally on the coast, met
with an experience which nearly cost
him his life, writes a Ukiah (Cal) cor
respondent to the San Francisco Elk,
aminer.
Monroe, who had been camping in
the redwoods near Usal, discovered,
while riding on the beach some miles
south of Bar Harbor, a group Of sea
lions summing themselves. He deter
mined TO get a shot at one of them.
Accordingly, dismounting, he describ-
ed a wide circle anu came upon them
unawares. Watching them for some
minutes, he finally took aim and fired,
but his aim was untrue, and. though
woundlng a lion severely, the animal
was still able TO founder about. and
was making all possible haste to get
back to the water again.
Being an expert with his lasso. Mon
roe determined to capture the creature
and. mounting his horse, he Embossed
his rope and threw 1t over the lions
head and behind one of its flippers,
then taking a turn with the rope
around the pommel of hi 70 die. Not
withstanding the wounded condiuon OF
the lion, it still struggled toward the
water. It was not long before all were
floundering in the surf. Monroe finally
succeeded in loosening the rope from
the pommel Of the saddle, when he
found that he had forgotten TO unfas-
ten il from the horses neck. Being in
the surf it was TOO dangerous 10 now
try to cut it, and, to save himself, he
cast adrift his faithful animal and
struggled for the shore. which he reach
ed in an exhausted condition. He saw
his horse but once afterward and it
was then being lowed to sea. 1t was
found the next morning on the beach.
1t seems that in some way the rope
was broken and the drowned horse was
then cast up on The sand The body of
the sea lion was not found. Monroe
says there may be great deal Of fun
hunting sea lions, but from his eX-
perience hunting on land is good
enough for him.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-10-20
THE LOCIcAL c0NCLUsL0N.

He was leaning dejoctedly against n
lamp-post, contemplating immensitIes.
when l accidentally brushed against
him.
Look OUT he exclaimed. Don't
you dare disturb me.
"Why not?" I asked, turning as l
recognized his voice
cause I'm the shentre Of the uni
corn-no, / neon un-yersh,' he ex-
planned, thickly
How did you find it out?' l asked,
admiring his egotism.
GO way, foolish man. before YOU pre-
-presshipitate chaos he exposmlated.
First tell me how you know you re
the centre Of the universe insisted.
Amt everything revolving around
me?" he demanded indignantly.-Ne"
York Truth
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-10-20

profits of this sale are much richer than
you or l. Once more! How much Is
this watch WORTH"
twenty-five francs"
Give me eigEty-tive and the watch
and two covers are yours.
The jeweler Immediately counted out
the sum, and the priest, relating the
history of the building OF his church,
informed him also of his intended pro-
ject. He wished to offer his kind
friends of the Forty-ninth slight rel
membrance of his gratitude. The jew
eler, who possessed a good heart,
though his manner was brasque, re-
solved to associate himself in the
priests generous intention.
you are a worthy minister of God"
said he. Il will complete the sum you
desire to realize, if this is not sufficient
to carry out your project"
III.
The same day that the vanguard OF
the regiment arrived at the city, the
cure of Chauvet had departed in the
morning to meet the brave men to
whom he owed his church and his
dwelling.
How you here?" cried Peyre, the
commander, perceiving him on the
plain of st. Fond. "By what happy
circumstances are you Gomez"
You will soon know, commander.
In the meantime I have a favor to ask
you"
Two let it be. sooner than one. I
can refuse you nothing"
'Win you attend my mess to-mor-
row."
Willingly will we accept your invi-
tation, Monsieur lie Cure. What say
you, messieurs?" added the commander
turning toward the officers of his bat
talon.
"Wen, then, messieurs, tomorrow
will meet you at the Church of st. Iren-
aenus"
BE it so. And now you must re-
main with us. You must be our
chaplain and you shall share half Of
my lodging"
So saying. the commander dismount-
ed from his horse, took the arm OF the
venerable priest, and walking at the
head OF the column, made his entree
into the good old town of Lyons. On
the morrow the battalion of the Forty
ninth, in full uniform, preceded by
drums marched toward the church.
The cure of Chauvet was waiting for
them at the door of ITenaenus. You
see we have kept your word" said the
commander, pressing the good mans
hand.
Thank you, commander. Now, be-
fore celebrating mass, and imploring
for you and the whole regiment the
benediction of the God of Armies, l
have to ask you the second favor you
promised me yesterday"
at is granted, Monsieur lie Cure.
What is it?"
"Win you permit me to offer you a
medal that the inhabitants of Chau-
vet have charged me to present to the
regiment as memento of their eternal
love
At these words he offered to the
brave commander a large and elegant
medal bearing this inscription on one
side
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. ....'....'' ...'''
: RELIGION. HONOR AND OUR
COUNTRY.
.............'''
And on the reverse
................. ...........'
From the Inhabitants of the
VILLAGE OF CHAUVET,
to the
&: 18th REGIMENT OF THE LINE ::
A TOKEN OF GRATITUDE
................. ..''''''''''' 1890
The commander. Peyre, threw him
self into the good priests arms.
LET us pray for one another, said
the worthy cure. "And if it be the will
of providence that we see one another
for the last time, may we meet in bet
ter world. Buffalo Catholic Times
Union.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-10-20
BUILT FOR BUSINESS.

Ex-Congressman Ben Gable, Of Hi
nois. has a little daughter who has the
making of great fnancier in her.
One day her father called her to him:
my dear" said he, "a man this
morning offered papa this room full
of gold if he would sell little brother.
Now. that means gold enough 10 fill
this room from wall to wall and from
floor to ceiling. If I sell little brother
for that sum 1 shall be able to buy
everything in the world you want.
Shall | sell him."
NO. papa" answered the little girl
promptly. and then, before her delight
ed father could embrace her for express
sing so much unselfish affection, she
went on. Keep him till he's bigger.
He'll be worth more money. wash
ingtOn Star.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-10-20
WORLDS TALLEsT STRUCTURES.

A Scotch Chimney Four Hundred and
Fifty Feet in Height.
The tallest chimney was built in Port
Dundas, Glasgow, Scotland. 1857 to
1859. for f. Townsend. It is the high
est chimney in the world asa feeO,
and one of the loftiest masonry struc-
lures in existence. 1t is, independent
of it's size, one Of the best specimens Of
substantial, we'll made brick work in
existence. In Europe, there are only
two church steeples that exceed this
structure in height-namely that OF the
Cologne Cathedral (510 feeD, and that
of the Strasburg Cathedral (l6S feeD.
The great Pyramid of Tizeh was orig
inally $50 feet, although not so high
at present. The United States out>
tops them all with its Washington mon
ument, $50 feet high, and the tower OF
the Philadelphia public buildings
which is 537 feet high.
The Eiffel Tower, at Paris, France,
surpasses all other terrestrial metal
structures with its altitude of nearly
l 900 feet. The Great Tower, OF Lon
don. England, in course of construction
from designs of Henry Davey, {. e..
will out-top all metal structures, being
built of steel, and its extreme height
will be / $50 feet when finished.
The highest and most remarkable
metal chimney in the world Is erected
at the imperial foundry at Halsbrucke,
near Frieberg, in SaXony. The helght
of this structure is 1925 feet, and 1914
feet in external diameter, and IS SIT
uated on the right bank of Nude at
an elevation Of 219 feet above the ioun'
dry works. so that its total height above
the sea is no less than 711.75 feet. The
works are situated on the left banks OF
the river. and the furnace gases are
conveyed across the river to the chlm-
ney on bridge through pipe 5,22iH2
feet in length.
The highest artificial structure in
America is the water works tower at
Eden Park, Cincinnati, o. Inc moor
of the tower, reached by elevators, IS
500 feet above the Ohio river. The base
is 4O1 feet above the stream. If the
height of the elevator shaft be added
to the observation floor, the grand TO-
tai height is $50 feet
The highest Office building in the
world is the Manhattan Life lnsur-
ance Company of New York City; its
height above the sidewalk is S47 feet,
and its foundations go down 50 feet be-
low the same, being 20 feet below tide
water level. making n total Of 400 feet
The foundations consist Of fifteen ma
sorry piers, and are carried by the
same number of steel caissons. Tho
latter we're sunk to bed rock by the
pneumatic process. The cantileyer sys-
tenn was used for the foundations
Machinery.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-10-20
De courage,
A l'Ouvrage,
les amis sont t0ujours Ia

.eE AIMS SUN N'ttsfNt-N- 49,
Good morning. N. la Cure said the
o15sst of the band, making a military
salnre and presenting arms He was
m old non-commissiOned officer his
lin set off by a fine gray mustache
and he bore on his arm three honorable
badges
Good morning, my friends an.
swered the cure, closing his book OF
devotions. what are you going TO 90
in fbese parts with those workmen S
we are coming to cancel a debt OF
latitude. NJ. la Cure; that is to say, TO
nav a bin Of exchange which IS owing
from the Forty-ninth regiment OF the
..What debt. my children?"
."That which we contracted toward
YOU on the day you tended and cured
our poor wounded comrade."
It only did my duty.
And we are doing ours in coming to
build a church for the good God and a
house for His minister"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-10-20
ENCOURAGE3IENT.

Canvasser-Which sign do you maan'
The Other Man-That s.gn On inc
Door. sir-Agents Not Allowed.
Canvasser-But you don Q mean ~
say that regulation IS enforced.
The other Mani is strictly en-
forced, sir-stricty. ,.,. ,,...
Canvasser-Then you Drooaoiy nave
not seen this new Ency .0pedia-
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-10-20
rur wRnNG INsTRrMENT

Irate Father-Here I've paid YOU. no
telling how much money. 20 teach nay
daughter music. and she can't play any
better than she did before whose
fault is that
Professor Van Notice fault OF ze
instrument. / haf Won instrument d.
my shop vich she learn % 0la5 soon.
Irate Father-Huh, Isit Ike thiat
Professor Van NOte-lt looks Ike rs
piaro. but it gees NIT q craHk.-Ne"
York Weekly.