The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-05-25

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SATURDAY MAY Is, 1895
All boulevards lead to prosperity.
Folsom street heads the procession.
Success gets corns while travelling over
cobbles.
The bicyclists are riding reughshod over
silurianism.
The East is for politics and the West is
for business.
California seems to bereaching for every
thing at once.
Even the silurian will have to patronize
a home undertaken.
England is already moving to skim the
milk of Oriental trade.
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The Woman's Congress not only draws
the crowd but holds it.
The woman who wants to learn goes
a-congressing these days.
The lazy man rests in poverty and the
energetic man in comfort.
A dollar sent out as a "fyer" doesn't
always return as an eagle.
If money talks. it ought to be able to
answer the money question.
There are no disagreeable things in San
Francisco of natures making.
Any practical plan of improving the
Free Library will meet with public favor.
That Democrat serves his party best
who says the least about the money ques-
ton.
The region south of Market street is hay
ing a great deal of Folsom praise these
days.
1t is a weak giant who denies that the
better part of his strength is tied with
apron-strings.
What does it profit Carlisle to take the
stump and bear the brunt of battle while
Grover goes fishing?
There was never in the far East stronger
temptation for the advent of Napoleon
than exists at present.
Every California manufacturer should
prepare to make a big exhibit at the
coming Mechanics Fair.
The wind that is blowing these days fills
the sails of many ships that are coming to
this port for our products.
1t is the duty of the City at large to share
the burden of the Merchants Association
in keeping the streets clean.
The farmers who are bucking the wheat
tiger at Chicago will soon be bleaching
their bones on Speculation Desert.
If Japan succeeds in opening up China
to commerce, Pacific Coast enterprise will
have another good thing to go into.
Santa Cruz has so many pretty girls fit
to be Queen of the Carnival that not
single mermaid has entered the lists.
1t is believed Russia is willing to assist
in the reformation of Korea by accepting
the protectorate of the country herself.
If Tamerlane or Genghis Khan should
arise in the Orient Russia would find the
climate hot east of the Ural Mountains.
Since the opening of Sage Hall at Troy
the other day Eastern people have dis
covered that Russell Sage has kind heart
and is a true philanthropist.
If all the residents of the CIty had half
the pride and enterprise of the Merchants
Association there would be no complaints
of an ill-kept, ill-governed town.
A Boston woman has been overheard
saying she was going to sculptor to have
bust made of her foot, and now Chicago
claims to be the center of culture.
Brooklyn inventor has bartender
which he is willing to test by lying on the
track and letting a car strike him while
going at the rate of eight miles an hour.
1t is now said that China capitulated.
not because she was whipped but because
the domestic peace of her sacred Majesty
was threatened by the march on Picking.
After all the Dragging over the exquisite
dinners given by Mrs. Paran Stevens, it is
surprising to learn that the entire contents
of her wine cellar sold at public auction for
$3.50.
In referring to the Hawaiian Islands as
sfthe sanctuary of the commerce of the
Pacific Ocean," Mr.. Edward Atkinson
overreached his mark. The sanctuary is
here.
The steady decline of the Union Pacific
with the apparently inevitable result of
its final collapse is more of temptation
to James G.. Hill than a solace to G. P.
Huntington.
American travel to Europe has been so
large this spring that it has been found
necessary to put an extra train between
London and Liverpool called the "Ameri-
can ExpresS.n