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The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

An agent for one of the large jewelry-stores
in this city was canvassing section OF the
over-the-Rhine district. He was endeayoring
to sell an eight-day clock, and had the good
qualities OF it at his tongues end.
My dear SIR he said TO portly German,
this is remarkable clock. Not only is it
beautifully finished, but it is perfect time
piece. Why, this clock runs for eight DAYS
without winding"
The German opened his eyes at this and
gazed with wonderment at the clock.
''You say it run eight day without vinding?"
he inquired OF the agent "vell, dat is Elm gut
clock: but If it run eight days vidout winding,
den how long viii it run ven you do Wind it?'-
Cincinnati Tribune
what, no." Numbered the King, land must
the city faI?
The warder bowed sadly in affirmation.
''Sire," he answered, 81 don't see how it can
be prevented. twas indeed unfortunate that
one OF our merchants should advertise run on
ribbons just as the besieging force was re-en-
forced with four regiments of lady troops"
The outlook was indeed gloomy.-Detroit
Tribune
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

If the anarchists would quit trying to
abolish law and set about trying to get rid
OF the lawmakers, they might strike bust
ness men as good crowd to Join.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Some New York women are talking of
organizing a school of lectures for hus-
bands with the idea probably of giving a
superior instruction to the home course.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Manufacturers who are seeking to build
up home market for home products
should not overlook the fact that the best
way to do it is to advertise in home
papers.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Uncle John-You boys fight great deal,
don't you?
The Twins-Yes, sir.
"Who whips, generally?"
"Ma does. "--Philadelphi Record.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

The genuine merit of Hoods Sarsaparilla wins
friends wherever is fairly and honestly tried Its
peculiar merit is clearly shown by its remarkable
cures. II makes pure, rich blood.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

The will of the late Edward Solomon,
the composer, has been probated. His
personal estate amounts to only $500.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

The difference between seeing and look
ing is illustrated by the fact that a woman
could see better at the theater if she would
sit down on the high hat, but she looks
better the other way
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

People who borrow trouble are always
willing 10 give it.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

The man who does least makes the most
fuss.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Mrs. Dominis, it appears, kept very
minute diary. 1t is evident that our good
friend" could never be rightly called
great"
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10
SUPPOSED TO BE HUMOROUS.
al do not care for office,''
They heard q fair one say;
1.-THE Legislature might keep in
Upon bargain day"
Washington Star.

Sunday-school Teacher-When George Wash
ington's father forgave him for cutting down
the cherry tree what lesson did it teach2
Little Johnnie - That he had buried the
Ratchet -Judge
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

THOSE WHO CONTEMPLATE BUILDING can do so
adyantageouSly to themselves by entrusting
their building Improvements to Jas E Wolfe,
architect, Flood building. Specialties in fiats.+
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

We have too many laws and too few en-
forcements.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Enjoy your Sunday, but don't make it a
whole loaf
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

As result of the immigration OF Swedes
and Norwegians, it is said that there are
more men trained as sailors living in Min
nesota than in all New England.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

No rest is good except that which con-
duces TO good work.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Read the CALL and know it all.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Gust think of whisky freezing, majors
makes no difference to me, sir; I'm great
lover OF cracked lce."-Atlanta Constitution
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

CUR-IT-uP; heals wounds, burns and sores as
If by magic; one application cures poison oak;
ii relieves pain and abates Inflammation.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

One cause OF unhappy marriages is that
so many husbands and wives are more
welded 10 themselves than to one another.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

LADIES take DR.. siegert's Angostura Bitters gen.
orally when they feel low spirited. II brightens
them up Immediately.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

IF AFFLICTED with sore eyes use DIR. Isaac Thomp
sons Eye Water. Druggists sell it at 25 cents.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

If woman desires man to be good she
should not tempt him.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

ISholcfRg the small tphite polar cap and foar
bright areas supposed by some astronomers to
be land and By others to be irater.l
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

No matter how windy the speech of an
orator may be, the average man always
considers it eloquent if it blows his way.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

- Richard Croker says that "Tammanv
HAL will flourish long after its present.
leaders are dead. :" He might have added
and not till them
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

The white polar caps of Mars are by far
the most significant features ever observed
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

An empty stomach is nearly always full
OF food for thought.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Ask your neighbor If he can remember
anything about the Oriental war except the
peacock feather of Ii Hung Chang.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Patriotism may be eager to patronize
home industry, but the industry doesn't
advertise its existence the patriotism will
never know where to catch on.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Take look at the city and see how
much 100000 well expended could i'm
prove il.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Society bellies often fail in the matrimon-
ial market because they flirt with ten men
ten per cent each instead OF loving one man
at par.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Some men are willing to stand close to a
friend only because they wish TO make a
touch.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

The idle attache might be set to work
nursing the street beggars.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

E. H. BLACK, painter, ia Eddy street.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Mr.. Disraeh was the last novelist who re-
ceived $50, 600 for a single work, and that
proved so disastrous TO the publishers that the
author offered to return part of the money.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

The business advantages OF San Fran
cisco are not greater than her holiday at
fractions.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

There are some birds which it is much
better to have in the bush than in the
hand.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

The way OF the transgressor is hard
simply because he paves the way with cob
bleStones.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

The most appropriate monument to the
dead Congress is the Cleveland bust.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

You make stepping-stones for yourself
when you take the stones from your neigh
boris path.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Society girls are not precipitate about
Lenten penance, but they make a high
bluff al it.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

The politician is known from the states
man by the fact that he regards local ap-
preparations as the only appropriate
thing in politics.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

1t was rather hard on Ii Hung Chang
that he lost his yellow jacket before winter
began and gets it back again just as spring
is coming in.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Get your work off your mind
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Would it be impertinent to inquire how
Count Castellane is to be paid for? On the in
stallment plan, or is one payment TO suffice p
Arizona Repnhlican.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Grover may be as good a fisherman as
ever, but he will never catch suckers with
mugwump bait any more.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

The man who keeps out OF the frying
pan never has TO Jump in the fire.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

1t Is foolish heiress who regards for
eign nobleman as an attractive novelty
since there are so many of them on the
bargain-counter.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Some people are SO stingy and so blind
that they see no beauty in moonlight ex-
cept that it saves gas.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

4 broad mind can always find more
room in the crowded world than a narrow
one.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

No matter how cheap a joke may be, we
always prefer 1t at the expense of another.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

CALIFORNIA Glace fruits, soc h. Townsend's..
BACON Printing Company, sos Clay street
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Since there was so much fuss and folly
over the Gould-Castellane wedding, Just
think what would happen if there should
be a divorce suit.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

The man who takes breakfast in bed is
not up TO date, but he is fin De steele.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Shake your troubles.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Some people waste SO much time in re-
penting, they never have time to atone.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10
Music at the Park.

The Golden Gate Park band will render the
following programme to-day at the park:
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

The ottice-holder may complain of his
thorny office, but he is generally too stuck
on it TO resign.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Every community should make idleness
harder than work for every man in it who
is capable OF work.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

Those who have the most pride in San
Francisco as il IS are the most eager to
make it better
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

The man who sells his vote has no right to
object TO the manner in which officials perform
the duties of their various offices.-Gonzales
Tribune.
The Rothschilds and Morgans wonld warmly
support Cleveland for another term.-Phenix
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-03-10

No wonder the Goulds were anxious to marry
count. With old Gould it was count, count,
count ali his life, as it generally is with the
misery rich, some Of whom have to take plebe-
ians for sons-in-law.-Santa Cruz Sentinel.
The Philipsburg mail. [volume] (Philipsburg, Mont.) 1887-current, 1895-11-14
How We Are Deprived OF Money.

The goldltes are constantly saying
chat you can't have a double standard
and that i'll the good old times Of bimet-
allis,a the people seldom used both
metals at the same time. If this were
true, what Of it? What difference would
it make which they had? One metal
was as good as the other, and they could
always use the one they could get, and
that would answer the purpose until the
other became more plentiful. Tho fact
is they generally used both, and always
used the most convenient to obtain.
What we object to is that when we can It
get gold they won't let us use silver,
which deprives us Of money altogether,
Or colnpels us to pay double for the gold
the combination has pooled.
We don't like to be compelled to buy
thing which a band Of speculators
has cornered. The whole trouble is the
Rothschilds combination has cornered
the gold in the world, and by stopping
the use Of silver it can suy how much
labor and property shall be surrendered
for certain number Of dollars of its
gold. It has played that game in this
country until more than half of the
property of 70,000,000 people has been
surrendered to 10000. This was not
done at the point Of the bayonet, but
under a threat of bankruptcy or starva
tion. Silver Knight
The Philipsburg mail. [volume] (Philipsburg, Mont.) 1887-current, 1895-11-14
Neither Sense, Logic Nor Honesty.

The pretended friends of bimetallism
who aver that the only way to rehabili-
tate silver is an International agreement
are enemies to the cause. They have
neither sense, logic nor honesty on their
side. They declare that independent ac-
tion on the part Of the United States
would put the country ON silver basis,
and assume that ruin would inevitably
follow such a course, but they furnish
no argument to support their contention.
The United States was not ruined when
it was compelled to depend wholly up
on paper currency. On the contrary,
it made greater relative progress be-
tween 1868 and 1879 than it has since
the latter date Mexico is on a silver
basis and is not going to ruin. Her
manufacturers are growing and she is
increasing her production and wealth
almost daily. The talk about silver
monometallism is bogy and does not
frighten men Of information and sense.
But the opening Of our mints to FREQ
The Philipsburg mail. [volume] (Philipsburg, Mont.) 1887-current, 1895-11-14
Chandler on the Democracy.

President Cleveland and his admins
tration are absolutely in the hands of J.
Pierpont Morgan and his syndicate Of
foreign bankers. They are against silver
as money metal, and they are com
1nitted to gold monometallism. With
the patronage of the government, with
money manipulated by William G.
Whitney and Calvin S. Brice, the De
nocracy are hopelossly subjugated, and
their next national convention will be
as hostile to the principles Of bimetal-
lism as are the English creditors who
propose to exact the pound of flesh from
their debtors i'll all parts Of the world.
tits the height of folly for any bimetal
list to conceive that any thing but gold
monometallism can come from another
Democratic national victory. We bimet-
allists outnumber the gold monometal-
lists Of the world 100 to and need not
fear that we shall not eventually sue
ceed.-Senator William E. Chandler.
The Philipsburg mail. [volume] (Philipsburg, Mont.) 1887-current, 1895-11-14
SHAME AND DISCR ACE
The RidiCJloJs Position Of fhe Rich
eSk NafiOn on Earfh.
Degrading Admission That a Hand
tul Of Bond Manipulators Had
Saved the Country From Bank
ruptcy--TO Divert Attention.,

noclced i'll the Sunday neralu d 1oy-
Ger from a Chicago banker in praise of
the late bond syndicate, engineered on
this side the water by j. p Morgan,
and, according to the Chicago man, the
proper thing for the American people to
do would be to.raise benefit fund Of
an amount double Or treble what the
syndicate made out of the bond deal to
be distributed among its active members
in recognition of their great service to
the country. From the tone of that let
ter Lincoln nor any Of his cabinet,
Grant nor any of his generals, ever rem
dered service to the country to be COM
pared with what the syndicate has done.
Indeed, according to the Chicago
man, if the bond syndicate hadn't put
up its props, the whole United States
government would have fallen down,
and the collapse would have bean mil
lions and millions of times worse than
anything that ever happened-earth-
quakes or anything else-in this world.
But | suppose Wo may expect to find
such stuff as that letter contained in
The Herald and other papers Of like
persuasion. Still it is irritating to read
that this country, the richest in natural
resources, in enterprise, in actual
wealth-in everything desirable-had
to be propped up by d handful Of men,
snrewdly manipulating bonds to their
own pecuniary advantage Of $10,0O0,-
900.
It's a 1ia. n17re and sinn1a ami cnoh
stuff can be printed for no other purpose
than to divert the peoples mind from
the disgrace into which they have fallen
by their blind folly in voting the gov
ernment into the hands of such men as
Grover Cleveland and like incompetents.
In conclusion, $4,000, 900 is a nice
sum OF which tomulct even the United
States treasury. Did the Washington
officials share in the rake off? The mat
ter should be Investigated. IF they did
not, they should be impeached and re-
moved from office as imbeciles and sent
to some institution where the feeble
minded are cared for. If they did, why
of course they should be impeached and
handled in the United States court ac-
cording to law.
All, the shame, the shame The coun-
try has had presidents and presidents,
secretaries and secretaries. Some have
honored the positions, and some have
been honored by them, but he whom we
call president today is incapable of
either honoring Or being honored. Cor.
New York Press.
The Philipsburg mail. [volume] (Philipsburg, Mont.) 1887-current, 1895-11-14
STRIKE FOR LIBERTY
The People Of AmeriCa Should Take
Warning From Europe.
The Experiences Of the Old World
About 80 Repeated in the New and
Our Proud Boast of Freedom
Will Be KNOWN in History.

The old world is military camp
The clank Of resounding arms has 81 ;
lenced the protests of the people against
into]erable wrongs. The crowned pup
pets Of Europe called monarcns live
by the breath of the Rothschilds and are
protected from violence by the merce-
nary legions which deyour the substance
of the people. Rothschilds' financial
system has been enforced upon this
country by cunning and fraud 1t is
maintained by the corruption of the
commercial press, the venality of timo-
serving politicians, the threat of tho
creditor and the patronage Of great
government, but these Observation-Disclosures
are expensive and require constant at
tentlon. Military despotism, according
to the custom Of the old world, is more
direct and effective, and Rothschild is
preparing this country for another
change. Whence comes the voice Of the
military for more soldiers, of the capi-
talists fora stronger government, Of the
toady for an aristocracy, and of the
money lender for more stability, all of
which points to the assimilation of the
institutions Of America to the despotism
of the world?
1t the free and independent voters of
the United States do not resist with
power and purpose the greedy designs Of
the money powers, and do it now, it
will be too late. If within a generation
more than half the property Of 7O,0OO,-
900 OF people has been transferred by
strategy and fraud to thousand money
lenders, what hope is there in continu-
ing a policy which is designed to con-
centrate the wealth Of the world into
one great creditor system, with the bank
ers of London and the Rothschilds at
tho head, unless immediate resistance is
made? The magnitude of that colossal
power is already immense 1t has no
parallel in history. The final consun,-
nation Of it's schemes is nillionaires
and slaves. Its purposes are not dis
guised. The gold journals of London
proclaimed that property must rule and
democracy must be destroyed. Ameri-
cans, will you wait until America is
controlled as Germany and Italy are by
the military forces of concentrated capi-
tai? Will you wait until it is treason to
distrust public affairs? Will you wait
until the voice Of the American people
10 hushed i'll the silence of the ferfdom
of the dark ages? Let your answer be
given i'll 1S96.-Silver Knight.
The Philipsburg mail. [volume] (Philipsburg, Mont.) 1887-current, 1895-11-14
PRICE: FIVE CENTS.

silver. There is no authority for the
statement that l had. So soon as I az
rived in New York and learned that
had been quoted as changing my opin-
ion | lost no time in correcting it.
Within 30 minutes I wired The Post
Dispatch, which supposed was free
silver paper, wrote to the Washington
correspondent Of The Republic, wrote q
card for the New York Herald and later
gave statement to the Associated Press
representative, and in them l used tho
strongest language at my command,
stating that | had not changed NV
views. II any one can coin any stronger
language than | used in go doing, I am
willing to pay him for the work. I am
OF the same opinion us of yore-in favor
OF the free and unlimited coinage of
silver at l6 to |. st Louis Republic
The Philipsburg mail. [volume] (Philipsburg, Mont.) 1887-current, 1895-11-14
ALWAYS THE SAME.
The Money Power In Every Contest I.
Found Arrayed Against the People,

Found Arrayed Against the People.
Every great legislative battle fought
in this country's history has been a
struggle between the power of money
and the honest hearted, fair minded
common people, and we challenge any
and all capitalistic apologists to prove
the contrary. Take the repeal of the
Sherman act by the last congress, for
example. The law as it stood benefited
the masses very little, it is true, but it
was thorn in the side Of the money
classes. They raised the standard Of re-
volt. They started a hue and cry Of mo
confidence - worked upon the fears and
intirnidated the debt ridden business
interests and aro largely responsible for
the crushing out Of 20, 900 business con
Germs during the last two years.
The banking conspirators found it i'm
possible to control silver as easily as
gold and their promises to pay stuff
Therefore silver had to go. Gold, they
said, must be redemption money, know
ing that there is not enough of it i'll the
whole world to pay one-sixth of the OBJ
legations Of the people Of the United
States and knowing that it would neces-
state the issuance Of more bonds, the
piling on Of more debts and would Gre
ate more bank contraction paper and
give new lease of life to that blood
sucking octopus, the national banking
system. The money power, the moving
influence of which is the bank gang,
thrives upon usury and is making con
tinuous war upon the wealth producers
Of this nation. n.-Cleveland Citizen.