Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-11-21

the fireworks
Webb McNall, who has been looking
ror fight, has finally got one. Sol
Miller is after him.
1t is estimated that $4,000 fingers
will be frost bitten this season gath
ering Kansas corn.
Utah seems to have cut the dash.
Oklahoma should get together and
pull for statehood.
An Atchison girl believes that with
four weeks of good skating ice this
winter she can be married before
spring.
With forty-five divorce cases in the
Montgomery county court the odds are
all against the probate judge being
able to show in front.
An Abilene young married couple
will go on wedding tour to India,
where, after brief honeymoon, they
will become missionaries.
After carefully considering their
credit with the town surgeons forty
men at Abilene have signified their
willingness to play foot ball.
An Atchison woman, according to
the Globe, would not go to see erich
elieu' played because she didn't like
these Shakespearean tragedies"
"A Burlingame lad swallowed a
whistle the other day. He should
move to the sea coast where whistling
"buoys" are of practical benefit.
The Lawrence journal shows Yam
kee traits. 1t is astonished and
grieved to think any one else should
know what the Atlantic Monthly is.
The man who is selling Blaine's BIZ
in Coffeyville is finding out
how really insignificant the Maine
man was compared with the Daltons.
Colean, the bank thief, declares that
he will wreak vengeance upon those
who put him in Jail. 1t is too bad.
Colean should be released and the
men and women he robbed put in jail.
The high school boys at Abilene
have been put to debating which ex
celled as poet, Keats or Bret Harte
and the contest between "The Grecian
Urn" and The Heather Chinee" wakes
furious.
A Kansas man has been appointed
bishop of Philadelphia. Now if the
old city is not walked up we may as
we'll conclude that nothing less than
the trumpet of Gabriel can break her
slumbers!
An Abilene man who is going with
his young wife as missionary to In
1ia is going to trust the Lord for sus-
tenance. If that plan would work
there would be no sense in anybody
leading western Kansas.
A Burlington man has gone into the
courts because the city tried to prevent
him from poisoning all the well water
in his neighborhood by using his we'll
for sewer. good treatment would
be to put the man in his well and put
the lid on.
A car containing $50 barrels choice
apples left Leavenworth Saturday ev-
ening for Chicago All these apples
will be given to the poor of Chicago
the day following the meeting that is
to be addressed by ex-senator Ingalls,,
Governor Morrill, and j. r. Burton.
Emil Daenzer, who settled in Rice
county fifteen years ago without a
lollar, now owns, free of debt, half
iection of land well improved and
stocked and has spare money in the
bank to warrant visit to Germany
where his mother and other kindred
i've.
Haste Brannaman, who recently set j
led an ancient grudge by killing his
'nemy on the Atchison bridge, used to
ret his name in the Atchison papers so
that outsiders regarded him
IS leading, moral citizen. Possibly
he reporters were afraid of his ready
nun.
j. D. Bowersoclk of Lawrence has
purchased the law library of the late
Judge S. o. Thatcher, and will give it
TO his son Jus, who will this year com
olete his course in the Harvard law
school. The library is very fine on
and as complete an any private law
library in the state
The new number of the Agora is
out. The number includes articles
by Eugene Ware, Geo. r. Peck, B. w.
Woodward, Rev. Richard Cordley, Per-
" Daniels and others. Mr.. Ware be-
gins translation of "The Story of
Coronado's March" Mr.. Peck eulo-
gizes the late Joseph c. Wilson, and
NJ. Woodward and DIR. Cordley write of
Scion o. Thatcher.
F. w. Dunn, of the State Expert
mental station, sent recently LOO
pounds of sugar beets to Manhattan
college, where a test will be made of
their sugar producing qualities. Mr..
Dunn will make another shipment of
beets in few days. These beets were
grown by different farmers in differ
ent parts of the county. 1t is hoped
that these tests may lead up to the es-