The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-06-30


prompt attention.
SUNDAY ........................JUNE 80, 1895
Yhis week We celebrate.
Get ready for the Fourth.
Patriotism begins to effervescc.
1t is pardonable to shy at the troiley-car
Proclaim your independence of the lot
terry habit.
In the eyes of the silurian energy is the
thief OF repose.
This is surely a great country and we
have the best OF it.
Those who have the strongest horse sense
do the least kicking.
Enjoy your quiet to-day, for the racket of
the Fourth is coming.
The Cleveland bulge on Democracy looks
like bump on log.
Go to the rich aunt, thou sluggard; con-
slider her niece and be wise.
Once more we remind our country read
ers that the City is inviting.
The big fire threw strong light on
some of the needs of the City.
The bicycle is working revolution in
the world as well as in its little wheels.
See to it that the patriotic firecracker
does not play the part OF an incendiary
The prompt contributions for the relief
of the fire sufferers do credit to the City.
Because they are too proud to do things
by halves some people never do anything
at all.
The wisdom of an OWLS facial expression
is belied by his habit of hooting at every
thing.
The wise old trout does not need to put
on its spectacIes to recognize the amateur
fisherman.
1t is the full-blown roses that are mostly
trying to convince the buds of the charms
OF a boomer.
Auburn steps squarely into the ranks
with company to construct an electric
street railroad.
He must be either very depraved or a
very upright man who dares to keep par
rot in the house.
BY secret society of silver knights
some men hope to bring about an open
return of the silver day.
The Grand Jury at Sacramento has sent
kite into the railroad cloud which for so
long has hung over that city.
1t is right enough that the National
birthday should make bigger noise in
the world than any other day.
Before long the bike riders will be de-
handing transcontinental boulevard in
order to have full sweep for a squirt.
The OLD Lady of Threadneedle Stree. is
somewhat anxiously watching the pale
silver cloud that is rising in the far West.
What profteth it the small boy who.
though he catch all the fish, sells them
with his glory and encourageth the art of
lying?
Cleveland is reported to have said to G
friend: 81 believe Mckinley will be the
Republican candidate and the tariff the
ISSUE
Although the bicycle is the great spin.
ning-wheel of the day, it is decreasing the
extent to which woven fabrics ere en-
ployed.
One consolation that the presence of the
silurian brings is the assurance that we do
not have to bury him although we know
he is dead.
The churches might do a profitable SER
vice by praying that our contemporaries
be delivered from the lottery advertise
ment habit.
The purport of the report on the CoIima
disaster is that had it not been for the at
traction of gravitation the vessel might
not have gone to the bottom.
1t will not be until we come to regard
clothes as being more useful than orna-
mental that we shall have cracked enc of
the hardest nuts OF civilization.
The Sacramento Grand Jury ;s either
the most melodramatic of players to the
gallery, or the most robust agency of re-
form that the West has produced.
The attempt to compel Chairman Gould
Of the Democratic State Committee to
declare whether he was with Cleveland or
the country resulted merely in rousing his
anger.
The proposition to build an electric rail-
road across the continent makes the stately
locomotive regard the buzzing little dy-
namo with less condescension than for
merry.
The three greatest works now before the
world are the Siberian Railroad, the Trans
Andean Railroad in South America and
the Nicaragua canal, and of these the last
is the greatest and should be completed
first.
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