Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1895-11-20
Wausiae Gatllerings.
a6E More men have been wrecked by


p9- "Whatever is is right" This
cannot be said of the left hand.
a@ There is merit without evolution
but no evolution without merit.
n9 The "a creameries in Maine made
2,513, 900 pounds of butter in 1894.
aE None are so fond of secrets as
those who do not intend to keep them
pF How many men and women are
there without weak spot somewhere
s@ Did we always see God in his
works, how much happier we would
he.
s9 No girl can make fool of q
man unless he has first made fool o.
himself.
a6F Remember that, valuable as is
the gift of speech, silence is often more
valuable.
sdF The only kind of vice Stunned by
the young man of today seems to be
advice.
s@ There are 1904 languages in the
world, and it's inhabitants profess Il
900 religions.
e9 In Russia, where binders are
never used on horses, a shying horse is
almost unknown.
s@ Dakota has an acreage sufficient
to make IS States the size of Massa-
chusettS.
pg Ten Vermont quarries supply
fully fye-sixths of all the marble quar-
ried In this country.
sg How to be a Christian-don't
think heaven was made for the exclu'
sive use of yourself and friends:
a6- Truth is the most powerful thing
in the world, since fiction can only
please by its resemblance to it.
s4 Where we have tent, God must
have an altar; where we have house,
he must have church in it.
ia One difference between dog
and a boy is that when a dog finds o
scent he doesn't spend it for candy.
s9 An Iowa groom was so delighted
with the marriage ceremony, that he
insisted on having it repeated IL times
s6E- 1t don't matter how homely a
man is; if he is only rich, some beau
tiful woman will think he is "lovely.'
B@ "All men are born free and
equal" but unfortunately some are
born equal to two or three of theil
| fellows.
say Few are the temporal or spirit
ual calamities which may not be ex'
pected to be removed by ferven,
prayer.
s9 "Time and tide wait for nc
man." but when a woman is id the
case, even time and tide wait or 60 on
without her.
B9 Nature uses good many quills
with which to make a goose, but
man can make a goose of himself with
only one.
g9- In dealing with an unfair man
two dangers are to be guarded against
loosing your temper or loosing your
own fairness.
B6T Why are washerwomen the most
stupid people? Because they set their
tubs out to catch soft water when ii
rains hard.
sas" 1t is all very we'll to pay as you
60, but if you have no baggage, the
hotel proprietor would rather you
would pay when you arrive.
g9~ To tell lie and then defend ii
with other lies, is like digging cellar
and making it large enough to hold all
the dirt that was displaced.
B@~ He that is false to the present
duty breaks thread in the loom, and
will see the effect when the weaving oi
lifetime is unraveled.
BGH Zircon-I see Garnet q Co..
have failed. Cameo--Do they assign
any reason? ayes, and l have an
idea that that's all they will assign"
pE Horses and dogs need exercise
every day just as much as men and
boys do, and it is cruel to keep them
shut up in the house or stable.
Bd" A colored pastor in Texas, when
demanding his salary, gave as his rea
son, "Brudern, I can't preach heat
and boa'd in heb'n."
s9 Nearly all the counties in Colo
RADIO have placed women on their tick
cts for the place of county superinten
dents for schools.
sd@ 1t is said that in Arizona, which
has an Indian population of 81 900
not a single white man has been killed
by an Indian during the last year.
s9 biting, according to noted
French doctor, is hereditary. Almost
one.t third of the French school children
bite their nails, and the girls are worse
than the boys.
p9- 1t is estimated that 10000 rats
driven out by the fire from building
in Blackfriars, London, were drowned
in the Thames attempting to reach the
opposite shore.
s9 An exchange says that people
nowadays boast of their chuches and
their ministers in just that carnal spiri,
with which they talk of steamboats,
and trotters.
pG By lighting his hothouses al
nipht with electric lights of 5000 can