Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1895-05-03
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in 1929.
aP Don't work horse all day and
drive him all night.
B9 When properly used, one good
opportunity will last lifetime.
R9 The life insurance in force in the
entire world is estimated at 50, 900, ,000,-
900.
R1 In United States gold coins 90
parts are gold, 9 copper and sill
yer.
s@ To brood over the past is to mis-
spend the present, and to jeopardize
the future.
sG Where 1000 are destroyed by the
worlds frowns, 10000 are destroyed
by its smiles.
pDr Some men when they are dress
ed up act as if they had been caught
stealing chickens.
aY Many a man full of good quail
ties lacks the only one which would
make them of use.
% Lovers love to tell each other
what they think of each other. So do
married people sometimes.
ga Of seedy guest it was said that
he arrived without luggage, except the
bags in the knees of his trousers.
s@ When a man says amen right, it
always means that he is willing to be
put down for his share of the expense.
@" There are four sovereigns and
nine heirs-apparent among the 81
living defendants Of Queen Victoria.
a% A sign of politeness in Thibet on
meeting person is to hold up the
clasped hands and stick out the ton
que.
~ Economy in our affairs has the
same effect upon our fortunes that
good breeding has on our converse
ton.
sa The STOPPING bicyclist may not
have wheels in his head, but he tries to
get his head as near to the wheels as
possible.
w A colored girl in Crawford coun-
ty, Ga., was christened "I-will-arise-
and-go-t to-my- father" They call her
"Iwilla" for short.
sg The word o'clock" comes from
the German glocke, which means a
bell. In early times the hours were
announced by bell.
saT In several European countries
butter is sold by the yard. The rolls
are yard in length, and are sold in
sections to suit purchasers.
e9 1t is important to think right,
more important to feel right, still more
important to do right, but to be right
is most important of all.
B9 One of the lessons of life which
many people never learn is that it is
not necessary to make fool of ones
self because one has magnificent op-
portunity.
s@ Life is so short we cannot know
everything. There are but few things
we need to know; but let US know
them we'll. People who know every
thing, do nothing.
Hs~ "Full many -four is born to
blush unseen," as Mrs. Newwed re-
marked when she hid away the heavy
biscuits, to escape the sarcastic COM
ments of her lord and master.
sa" "Is this where you vote?" said
an Ohio voteress to the election officer.
ayes, ma'am." "Then please cut off
samples of all the tickets, and III take
them home and see which like best"
pas Colonel Chintuck- was lynch
ed for stealing, eh? Was he caught
with the stolen property on him ?
Uncle Mose-No, sab, no! He was
on de stolen property. 1t was mule,
sab.
s@ De Goodly-Surely you believe
that our departed friends think of us
with as much affection as they did
when they were here? Old Gayboy-
Yes, I'm certain I have many warm
friends in another world.
s@ An old handbook was found by
New York widow, in which was one
deposit of SIS, which had been made
by her husband in the year 1920. She
made claim at the bank, and received
the principal and accumulated interest
amounting to S24S.
H 1t is computed by statistician
of the curious that Queen Victoria's
hand, which is said to be handsome
one, has signed more important State
papers and has been kissed by more
important men than the hand OF any
other queen that ever lived.
~ Under the Belgian law unmar-
ried men over 25 have one vote. mar
ried men and widowers with families
have two votes, and priests and other
persons of position and education have
three votes. Severe penalties are i'm
posed on those who fail to vote.
B9 Jack had been to the barber-shop
with his father. On the way back he
asked, "Was that charlotte russo he
put on your face?" "No, my son."
was the reply. "That was lather."
"Oh !" said Jack. II wondered why
you let him whittle it off without tast-
ing it,"