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The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1895-10-04
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Around :. the Fireside.
. THE SECULAR SERMON.
A PARABLE FOR FARMERS.

In the years of long ago their dwelt
in the. towns Of Slowgo certain hus-
bandman whose, name was Hardhead.
He was a man who always thought his
own way to be right and that he was as
smart a man as there was in the world.
Now .Slowge was pot on the railroad
nor had the trolley yet found its light
ming way to the retired village. Farmer
Hardhead meant to keep up with the
times, however, but he was bound to
travel his own road to keep along with
them. Now It SO, happened that. be-
cause the fields were stony and the
meadows Doggy, there were no moving
machines in the town OF Slowgo.. But
MI. Hardnead, hearing how nicely one
could gather his harvest with q mower,
determined to have one himself. He
would not go to the city, nor read the
papers to find out where good machine
could be bought for least money. Oh no
He was smart enough to make one him
self he said, II other men could think
-outs.a plan for cutting grass by ma
chinery so could he. To the blacksmith
shop he went to try and make q moving
machine. His first venture was to ar
range three scythes that should run on
big arm and cut three swathes at once.
But when he came to try his invention
he found the first seythe got doubled
UPON a big rock the second one stuck
Id the bog and the third only moved off
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1895-10-04

famous gates in the city wsalllla,s.R 4rae aSt
!. Denis a aa Porte st MaEtinaalso MOST Of
the large cafes. the opera honse.ahd the
various theatres, The Place de rkrc de
Inriempher is theeenEergiBg centsd Wharre
many ways meet, no less 'tHah 70 streets
tshoeting ont thence IKE the spoksslof. q
great .Mhsel.s Here one gets. III best
idea, Of this grand CITY Of parks and gar
dens and fine hauleKards. The R&8 Roy
ale would take yo.t through the most e1-
I'egant quarter gf the city s;thessRdd Auber
would bs the stTaliing piaceof thd ladies',
for There .areithe wonderful shopsl which
make Paris the envy pfctha fashionable
world. east, .1.4.s.s-s ..s a.se-A aIi
Perhags ydu are nst awafe of how i
party of tourists even attempts the ina.
possible taskAof seeing a great city. ID
day. 9 Well, lie teiIa yoti. In tile sfirsti
place, the party gets '-abbut it Id tims,i
-thas IL, The party rs &c THE hotgi entrance
at I O'clock for the carriages and Thinks
that already. a good. portion .pf the day
.haspassed, though the carriages are NOT
always ready at that time for the EpaFsys
A printed list Of the places of interest to-,
be visited ii MINDED yoh ct the diAhera
table the evening before ftstaggdtrs yoa@
By Che amouhE of work aid out; ppt you
have, attackeeal al many a Gibraltar Of this
kind before apd eonquerAd il, snlybn do,
not quail now. Sometimes there, Are.
about SO. earriages, I'M the PROCESSION.
bf: course, It attracrs' Attenti6h as
It siflles thESpggth .ths. .ssffrssftss, Some
take it for-4 Az fnneral.;..i hut.a gs1errl
ally the wildlstare. and thea .hnbHub, of
conversations denote to-. tfaeabystaftdets
that these people have never been .tthfs
way before, ana. HirnDut8 much heeassfitaa-
tioEns he sets fife e down as a mIe1ifsA
tourists Then. there's anatherl thing
AL the.carriagas look alike and .all ] the
drivers wehr the same sort of .suhs AhsdJ
the same kid Of hatt..s when i haR Isl
made and. the passing ID ana
out among the carriages. says, FMS IL,
tho Cathedral 6t n etze I,a1e,ssss ybu,.Are
50 eager 20 see III ou rush. out, kofgeett
ting to take any h6te. of tie 1obks Of
Yaay .aaErlage:. Comilng ont df the,
chuEch, YoqE bead t. Alled WITH. the
glori6a you bake Just saeen,. allsst1e car
riagessi lla vess changed 4paA cesssa lgtAhd
'huffy.scuffy has kohes .6n nnile You
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1895-10-04
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GLIMPSES HERE AND THERE IN
PARIS.
PRIDAY, OCT. 4 lss

There was song the boys used TO
sing with great gusto in my collie ge days
which ran something like this:
"Then sing remarkably loud again,
/ EtT lalstiIUEj II NV l.
Remarkable sous Of REMARKABLE men,
vive la 's4!
MAY, geralIhe blessed with remarkable wives
Andalive if we can remarkable lives,
Till each at remarkable fame arrives,
-Viye Ia ,S4 10
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1895-07-05

REALIZING that July 2S is the
greatest day in the history of our
city, taking the place of every
other national holiday excepting
Christmas the ARDMoRErrE will
celebrate the occasion by the iSsu-
auce of the most elaborate and
handsome souvenir edition ever
COTTON up in this city or the Ind
ian Territory. 1t will be purely
an Ardmore paper devoted to Il
history of its various viciSSitudes
of the eight years since its foun
dation was laid, and to forecast
Of its wonderful future poSsibil :
tiles. The great fire of April 10
and the wonderful growth from
the ashes and ruins will be dealt
with in detail. In other words it
will tell the tale Of Arlmorc past
present and future. 1t will be
gotten up by the 8RDMoREIrE
without the aid of tramp special
lists of the Bordeaux and Barton
stripe. The undertaking is one Of
magnitude and will entail heavy
expense, bat we think we know
the temper of our people sufficient :
~ we'll to rely upon them for Il
liberal support in the way of pat :
rOnage, a support that will not
only pay the ex 2enses, but give us
a reasonable profit.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1895-07-05

Farmers down III Dixie, Ike those in
New England, have a very grim, but
none the less indisputable, sense Of hu-
NOR on occasion. if this aIleetlote from
Georgia is to be credited:
y farner returning from town with
an empty produce wagon overlook Il
young man piodding along with the dis
couraged air of city man unused to
dirt roads --.-. -- ----
"Hullo, Jersey" cried the stranger
briskly. "Can a nan set lift to Vine
land:''
Il don't see why he can't, " responded
the farmer III n noncommittal way.
Then III take ride" said the
stranger, vaulting into the wagon and
making himself comfortable g.
After three or four miles had been
trayerSed, the stranger paused in his in
consequential talk long enough to OBJ
/ serve;
It's quite distance to Vineland. E"
Yes, it is distance, " admitted the
farmer:
Another mile was passed, and then
the stranger inquired: t~
about how far is it to VinelulId:"
"Well, " replied the farmer medita-
lively, ''kcepin straight ahead the
way we're goin now, ft's about %, 600
miles, but if you'll get out and hoof it
back, it amt more'n about six or sew
Ell. "
The stranger got out and ''hoofed'' it
back.-Providence Journal
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1895-07-05
TIE pays ANp THE YEAR.

What il the world. my little ones
Our world belongs 70 that clock, the sun
Steady il spins while the clock bpats true
Days and seasons for ME and you.
Aad tick. tick, took, GOES tie mighty clock,
While time swings on below,
Now left. now right, noy day, nov night,
With "a tick tOck to and fro.
The pussy willow in coat of fur,
a sweet pink rose IN the wild 5st.r.
A maple leaf with crimson Llush,
Then falling snowflalxes and winters hash
While tick. tick, took, goes ihss mighty clock,
7 And the world swings ON EelOw,
Budding. blowing, shining, showing,
With "a tick, took to and fro.
A little song when the heart is glad,
a little sigh Nrhen the way is s;ld,
Whether the shadows or srnbeaaIs fau,
Sweet rest and dreaming at last for all,
While tick, tick. took goes the mighty clock,
And the world swings ON below,
Smiling, sishing. singing. cryin
With a tick took to 4hd fro.
So is the way, my own little one.
Our world belongs to that clock, the sun,
And the hand thas somewhere keeps the key
i the same that holdcth you and me,
While tick, tick, tock goes the mighty clock,
And the world swings on below,
Now left, now right, now day, now night,
With q tick. took to and fro.
Harriet r. BlodCett III st. Nicholas.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1895-07-05
FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE.
Life's Moving Panorama Illustrated In n
New York Street Scene.

Life's Moving Panorama Illustrated In n
New York Street Scene.
A living picture of ife's moving pam
oranA was presented at Broadway and
Twcnty-tll;rd street one day last week.
It WIS = procession I6 was a procession
formed by chance. but the utmost delib-
Grafton could not have made it tell a
palmer story of life.
First came u wagon piled high with
baby carriagcs-frail little vehicles to
carry frail 'inchcs of humanity" as
they began the uncertain journey over
the tortuous ways of this world.
Then followed pony cart carrying
two laughing boys advanced only f;T
enough III the great highway of life TO
realize tiAIt there We're rJses in the
path, bat not to know of the thOrns.
Behind the boys, in dcgcart drawn
by a high stepping cob, were two youths
on The threshold of manhood. One
wore ON Tie lapel Of his coat a college
pin on hit Of blue ribbon, the other a
pin Of different design on - yellow knot
Cf silk They were engaged i'll earnest
conversation, apparently suggested by
:. l. ahly cololed thc;itcr poster represent
ing young woman who was advertised
to appear en- some stage.
a changing gong yris close behind,
and cable car crowded with impatient
business men was hurying its load to
their posts to make the daily start III
the wild race for money.
Next Handsome pair of horses. Il
stylish carriage, coaclinan and footman
ON the box, and III the carriage rotund
red faced man, past middle age, and be
SIDE him richly arrayed woman trying
to appear to be on the sunny side of that
middle line. Prosperity was written on
every part Of the cquiplGe.
Then came an ash cart, and its dust,
boFnc ON the wind, reached and annoyed
the occupants of the carriage. The driver
walked at his horses head, bowed, bat
not with years, and his face bore thf
marks Of toll that had extended over
life since carly youth.
Close behind the ash cart, with blac
horses, black plumcS aud solemn Vi
aged driver, came Il he.use. New York
Herald.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1895-07-05
singular DlscoverY.

An English author says that man of
middle age with whom he is acquainted
found one of his eyes affected, As he
thought, by reading small print ut night
and applied to famous oculist for ad-
vice. The doctor examined him very
carefully and presently inquiredw dwheth-
er he had ever suffered any ineonvsn-
ience from the other eye, the right one.
None whatever, was the reply.
Still, said the oculist dryly, "it is
very important for you to preserve the
sight of your left eye, inasmuch as you
have never seen with the other since
You We're born l"-Youth's Companion
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1895-07-05
STANDARD Cotton Belt Attractions.

Through trains twice each day
from Fort Worth, Llano, GfeenviHe,
Sherman, Whitewright, Wolfe City,
Sulphur Springs, Waco, Hillsboro,
Corsicana, Tyler, Pittsburg and Tex
arkana to Memphis, Tenn, making
close connections at Memphis for the
Old States, and at Texarkana max
ing close connections for st. Louis
and the north via ST. L. l. NJ. & S.
Ry.
Pullman sleeping coach service
from the above cities for. Memphis
via Cotton Bet Route, y and for St.
Louis via St. l.. 1. NJ. < S. Ry., from
Texarkana.
Through Pullman sleepers from
San Antonio to Memphis via Inter
national & Great Northern railway.
Tyler and Cotton Belt Route"
Close connections tC. receive and
deliver passengers in Texas as fol-
lows: Greenville with the NJ. X. &
t., and Texas Midland railway; Pla-
no with the H. & T. &. railway; Fort
Worth with the Ft. & d. C; Ft. w.
& r. G; C. & 3. f; T. & p. rail-
ways. Big gsSandy with the T.. & p.
railway; Tyler with the l. & G. N.
railway; Corsicana with the II. & r.
G.. railway; Waco with the M. X. &
I. and S. A. & A. P. railway; Nc
Gregor with the G. c. & S. +. Ry.
All Rexas railways sch tickets via
the "Cotton Belt Route" ask them
and secure the accommodations and
quick time offered by the only line
running solid trains from Texas to
Memphis. All enquiries answered
promptly by S. G. WARNER,
G. P. a. Tyler, Tex.
A. A. Gibson,
II p A Fort Worth Tax
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1895-07-05
For Sale.

A complete cotton gin, saw mill
and grist mill outfit. New gin
stands, machinery NEARLY new, good
gin house, situated at Holder, /. T.
For sale at bargain. Apply to
S0-dt GEO. w. HOLDER.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1895-07-05

THEnewspaper men are their own
worst enemy. They are the pack
horses of the public, without so
much compensation as a thank You.
Their generosity, as a general
thing, receives kicks and cuffs in
stead of blessings. They have one
comfort. however. They will leave
no estate for sharks to gobble up
after they have passed to the beau
tiful beyond. The Lord will give
them front seat in the big church
not made with hands and order
their delinQuentS on the bleaching
boards that skirt that great pavil-
ion. .-Ex,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1895-07-05
HAVE THE ARDMOREIrE

Sent to you if you are going away
for the summer. You want
to keep posted and the ARDMoRE
ITE contains all the news. Your
address will De changed as often as
desired. Fifty cents per month,
postage prepaid.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1895-07-05

Screen doors for 9Oc Dash, at ]. B
Spragins'. 2I-tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1895-07-05

Never cut banana According tn
Spanish superstition, it brings ill hck.
In preparing always slice or jag it with
a fork. Using the knife cuts through
the cross, and in thai land it is deemed
a sacrilege. Besides it gives the fruit
what the French call taste II the
knife. - - '---
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1895-07-05

Sheridan was handsome young man,
but III middle life dissipation DESTROYED
every trace Of his former good lool1s, and
at first glance he seemed singnlarly re-
pulsive.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1895-07-05

The boots of the time Of Louis XIV
We're often , feet broad at the top
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-02-16
WOOL AND HIDES.
4 Well kMOWA Chicago House solicits
Business in This Line.

OF interest to wool growers. and
parties having sheep skins. hides and
turs TO dispose OF.
II. Nj. Hosick & Co. Chicago. III.
One Of the Oldest and best known wool
and hide houses in the country. kolicits
correspondence and invite SHIPMENTS OF
anything in their line. for which they
will pay the highest market price or
will handle goods ON commission.
We have been selling wool for 20
years, which has given us an extern
slve acquaintance with ali the wool
manufacturers in the United States.
ard which enables rs to pay YOU a GOOD
price for your wool.
We operate II own sheep skin pull
lery, which enables MS to pay You a
good price for your sheep skins.
We operate Il own tannery. which
enables us to pay yon a good price for
your hides.
Shipping tags. rope. and sacks fur
nished on application.
Write us regarding advances. Ask
your banker to look us up. Refer by
permission to the Bankers National
Bank. Chicago.
Yours Truly.
II. Nj. HOSICK Il co
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-02-16
Points About Hanging Pictures.

Gave the picture tine best possible po-
sition as 10 light, and, above all things,
do not hang ii too high. Pictures must
sometimes be skied in galleries. but
they never need undergo this humiliat-
ing treaImenti IL the drawing room. The
middle Of the picture shonld be on ~
level with or a tritle above the eyes thar
look upon it. In Il beautiful room preas
variety may be displayed ia the disuo-
sltion of the v~trions pictures. To thess
hints H;rper's Bazaar adds that family
picture. should not be ON exhibition in
those rooms OF the house which are ses
apart for occasions of ceremony.
Many Of our walls are very trying to
pictures, and it not infrequently hap
pens that a really beautiful engraving
or water color loses It's charm because Oh
an ineffective and discordant back
ground. Not long ago i'll d country
house a WOman Of taste hit upon the
plan Of banging a bare white wall with
"a drapery laid on smoothly Of rich ton
ed olive plush. ACains: this her pictures
and ~engI"Vings stood out III greatly add.
ed beauty, Blue denim makes a cooi
and effective background for some pic
lures.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-02-16

sired by Commodore Belmont. Don
caster, Tempest and Park. Thirty
four young geldings are c~ataloyued
and buyers who are looking for speedy
horsefiesh should write to Mr.. RAY
mond and secure a copy.
Road Supervisor Eastman has Il gang
OF men at work driving pilirg Just south
of the Be~averhead bridge. The high
water last June washed away about
forty feet Of the east bank south o. the
bridge and left the bridge exposed to
the high water of coming seasons.
ABOUT 20 piles-lo feet apart viii he
driven. and back of them the space
will be filled with brush. dirt and
rocks. The Improvements are timely
and in ORDER Monitor.
The subject for debate at the Liter
AIRY Society next Wednesday viii he:
'Resolyed. That Il country owe.
more to her great statesmen
than to her great WARRIORS" The %f-
t"1native will be led by David Stokes.
assisted by Mrs. McNulty and James
Powell: and the negative point, will
be brought out by A. j. Wilcomb.
Miss d. /. Heindon and Ray Fenner.
The best musical talent viii be pre-
sent in force and the program will be-
varied and interesting.
fH1n ha,,n,n4 ,Nt,A, ;1 =.
Georgia @ulch. seven miles from Twin
Bridges, has been closed down on az
count Of the weather. This property
is owned by Adams. Armour < .IefTri,s
and is one Of the best paying mines in
that locality. They have about 10 tons
OF Hr>t-class ore on the dump that runs
from $50 to so in gold to the ton. 4,
soon as spring opens they intend re-
placing the present work, with new
hosting machinery and begin new de-
velopment work Montana Mining
Reporter.
Henry kleinschmidt Of Leiterville.
who until recently was a resident OF
this city. returned from Helena last
Monday. WHITTIER he went on receiving
the news OF the drowning ofhi~ brother
who was a passenger on The Inflated
Elbe. The body of young kleiuechmidt.
which washed ashore near the scene OF
the wreck. will be emhalmed and
shipped TO Helena for int-rmcnt. The
unfortunate young man had accepted
the SUPPLEMENTARY OF the Hope mine
at Basin. Henry kleinschmidt's Mad
ison county friends sympsthizc With
him in his bereavement.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-02-16
THE LIT:RARY SOCIETY,",
1t Meets. Organizes amt Elects OH
GERS For the Ensuing Terrr,.

In response TO the call appearing. in
the M~ADISONIAN of last week. a good
ly number met in the Methodist church.
last Monday night 70 form d literary
society.
After short pointed speeches from
Rev. Mountioy. Prof. Hall and County
Superintendent Hcrdon a call was
made for members and some twenty
signing the roll the house was ayain
called to order and the following Off
GERS We're elected.
Geo. +. Morse. president: \. J. Will
comb. vice pres: Miss McCloud. secv.:
Miss Herndon. treasurer: Rev. Mount
joy, critic.
Various committees were appointed
and all the preliminary work OF orYa-
nization completed. A good program
"a made out for the next meeting.
which will be held on Wednesday
night. Feb. Goth. when We hope to see
a large turnout of Il citizens.
We We're pleased to see several OF the
OLD residents of our city there. those
who knew Virginia City in her palmy
days. This is as il should be. only that
we would be pleased to see many more
Of the old timers showing a similar in
terest. / know Mr.. Editor that they
will say that they are getting too old
to take part III such things. but wheth-
er they take part or not. We want them
there to encourage the younger ones
and besides that il is much easier for ii
speaker. young or old. to make a good
speech before one hundred persons
than thirty or forty.
Now friends let us have a house fun
next Wednesday night. You will have
a good program and it won't cost You
anything except az effort to ome Not
only cOrne and listen but come and join
us and help to make our society u great
success.
Another thing is this: The boy and
girls. | mean those from T. years Of age
and up. seem 70 think, by their absence
that they We're not wanted. There is
room for all and We want every ne.
young or old. who is willing to help on.
be helped. to om and Join Us.
GEO. T.. MORSE.
President.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-02-16
GAyb0RD is A 60.
RECENT DEVELOPMENTS
DISPELl ALL DOUBTS,
The Town Will he EniOs wholly i'm
Madison COunty-MaIeriai on the
Northern Pacific sPtsr.

me dawn OF the DAY OF prosperity is
breaking in northern Madison county.
The new town of Gaylord is an assumed
fact. a representative OF the MADE
sONIAN visited the soon-to-oe nOpul0us
section recently and all along the
roads that will lead to the new Mon
tan& city the inhabitants are epeculat-
ing l0yously on the fact that the rich
mineral belt which includes SO mucn
Of Madison %county's land has at last re-
CeIved the recognition from ENTERPRISE
which its wealth deserves. ana that
shortly the hills of the Tobacco Root
rang viii be teelning with the obsev-
ant ~pr0-pector and the established
miner whose combined effort Will be TO
bring forth the metal Of Grover Cleve-
lane and his Wall Street frienGs-coid:
as well as the metal Of the dollar OF
our daddies.
The NADISONIAN man visited the
site of the Parrot emelter. the con
strUction OF which Will in
the early spring, The site i, located
a. the base of a spur OF the Tobacco
I{o0t range. about six miles from the
town of Whitehall. on the Madison
sl0t OF the Jefferson. Il therefore
wholly in Madison county. As 10 the
exact location of the new town the
Parrot people have not yet given out.
ll,- - =, ,,-t.u +,,l l ~ "
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-02-16
VIRGINIA CITY
49,. BUSINESS COLLEGE.
Gen. u. Filing, Prop.

Complete course in Shorthand Ben Pit
man system, Bookkeeping. Mathematics,
Grammar. renmaGkhip. Rapid Calculation
and kindred branches. Terms reasonable.
Correspondence solicited.
Typewriting Jobs.-Mr. Filing soliclts
shortLand and typewriting work by the
folio, Work guaranteed frst-c!aks, charges
reasonable.
Bookkeeping Work Solicited.-Wil keep
small sets OF books Tor firms not, employing
0ookSeepers.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-02-16

DR.. Prices Cream Baking Powder
Worlds Fair Highest Medal and Diploma.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-02-16
FdnCv Poultry :.

EGes tor setting from high hrc, Leshorns,
prlze winners at wolld'e fair. White
Crested Black Polish. Golden W,andottes.
and Light Scotch Brahmas can be had oi
D. r. Beck. Virginia CITY. Mont. at less
than eastern prices. savih. express charge.
and breakage.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-02-16
Scrambled Eggs with Tomatoes.

Scrambled eggs with tomatoes make
a nice breakfast dish. Cook together
half u can of tomatoes, "a tablespoonful
Of butter, "a few drops of onion juice
"a saltspoonful of salt diluted with a lit
tie water, and when this is boiling Stir
i'll six slightly beaten eggs. Stir con.
stantly and add q tablespoonful Of chop
ped parsley and serve with toast.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-02-16
ST.. r ACADEMY.
Beer Lodge Montana.

This institution offers to Young
ladies every advantage for home and
school comfort. The course of study
embraces all the branches necessary TO
h acquisition of a solid and refined
education. Terms moderate. For
catalogue. etc. address as above. S-o6r.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-02-16

1t Is small comfort when q bank fail.
through 4 d~efaulting cashier or book.
Keeper to have the report say, "No one
but the ACKNOWLEDGMENT lose IL