New-York tribune., 1895-12-22
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

..yybo, ia che marrying for-money or family?'
Family. I should say. He's wido"er VIII
eleven children"
Bacon-I was up to Artist Penns house iase
feast-Did he draw any for you?
What was the best thing he drew during ths
"A cork"-Yonkers Statesman.
The Boston maids. the papers say,
Are riding wheels both night and day
Which shows that though they're known as e'c'e%
They warm up when 1t comes 10 oCyc'es'
Useless Ouestion-"Dis ting's got 10 go trough"
said one of the Aldermen at the committee meeting.
Fur de city?' asked a member Of the Council
And the only reply ne got was the CLASSY s'a'e
Chicago Tribune -
There's only thing the Armless Wonder cane
do with his feet" said Hicks
rWhat?' said Jones.
Put on his gloves ,
Then and Now.-walace-Do you believe that the
decline of duelng is due 20 the fact that men are
IF Hargreaves-Naw. It is mostly due 70 the fact
that men have stopped drinking so hard'-CCihcn-
So we are to have a Fish Trust, too. II is hoped
that when 1t is fully organized 1t will have back
bone enough to scale prices, and not abate one
whit It's promises to reform abuses and guarantee
quality and weight to customers.
"rll see about H." he said as he handed the bill
to the collector.
ITS only Is. and
And we need money, i, would be great favor"
Didn't ..ptd IT, say say | ,y would cal?'
YOU IS %sah here re saa ns as he up
No sir mean mean to go Sown to the s1i newspaRs yo PR
Sfe dspart s5 'qT TO % day ns; ~
Here, come back. Here's your money Do you
Suppose Please Ssn' sSD Ss iii Kept p
folks waiting for it."-Londn Globe
From statistics OF foreign Protestant, missions.
compiled by the Rev. Or. T. E. Strong Editor OF
1.-The Missionary Herald" it appears that there
j,O5j principal missionary stations and l7s3
out-statons occupied by 81 evangelical missionary
societies in the United Stats. % societies in Great
Britain. in Canada. II in the Netherlands 10 in
Germany. In Denmark. 2 Il Finland, in Sweden.
s in Norway In Switzerland. in France. - IN
India and Ceylon, in Burnah, in China 50 IN
Australia. "a in Africa. in Central America and
l3 in the West Indies. these Protestant for
elgn missionary societies have sent out 6SSS
male missionaries and 5l9 female missiona-
res total OF 1l574. they represented
by 70G33 native laborers B716SS communicates.
and have income OF a4.4isC7. The thirty
societies in the United States occupy
ssS principal stations; 4.9l outstations; have
sent out i6s male ard 2.ei3 female mission
aries. a total of 3,5l2 and represented by l4'o6
native laborers and 1859 ccnmunicants The in
come OF the societies IS S,C0s09.
Malicious Atom must hive had an awful cold
when he became engaged.
B.-Why?
A-Because when one has acod one has no taste.
-(Flegende Blaetier.
Coored showblls meet the lye In every direction
in this present year OF Loi and the trip down.
town by elevated train afford TO the sghtseer one
long panorama OF green ladie on blue walk. red
Santa Clauses and other brilliant creatures OF the
ina gnation. II IL not too mch 70 say, that there
are two OF the modern style poster In this town.
which have met with dlstnc public approval, on
account OF their beauty and good one was
the handsome picture OF Npoleon on horseback.
issued by The Century Company; the other Is
that OF the noble Roman. prtesting against some
wrong indicted upon the peoie, put forth by The
Tribune The designer OF tn latter 10 stephen 3.
Yates a grandson Of the lae Judge Yates. OF
Schenectady, native of a own up the Hudson
River. occasionally heard Of In the winter time.
called Albany, and OF Old Ameican families through
both sides OF the house IL Is twenty-five years
DID, and a pupil of Constant nd Leorave In Paris
The Tribune poster is his frs essay in that line.
.Decency and Dress-Flrst Dner-They seem to
nave nrougnt us very deceit towi tnis us,,a., ums,
second Dner-Yes. the dressing Is above reproach.
-tDe'roit Tribune
lowing composition on "Cit, and Country the
other day: THE City-Trolfe ears. Stop CARTS
blinds Alleys. Big RInts an the Hog Combince
and all his children. The 'ountry-Purity Blue
Skys. Ducks swimming In On Big Pond. Chicklngs
I'm Barn yard and the swtes; OF all, the golden
sun sett. back OF our School ouse down the lane
then We all know Il TINA to . Home