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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-27
A Fellow Feeling.

''If dere's any invention dat have .
profound respeck fur, said Meandering
Mike, Its de founting PEN"
"Whut's dc reasonY' inquired Flooding
Pete.
"Dey never work. "-Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-27
COOL,

'sDo you intend to print all that I have
told your asked the statesman.
"Oh, no, the new reporter answered,
merely the part that il interesting. -
Indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-27

Messrs. G. F. Moore & Co., Newberg,
Ore, say: eve sell moro of Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy than all others put
together, and it always gives satisfac-
ton" Mr.. j. F. Allen, Fox, Ore, says:
81 believe Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
to be the best I have handled" Mr.. W.
H. Hitchcock, Columbus, WASH, says:
"Ohamberlain's Cough Remedy sells well
and is highly praised by all who use it,
For sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-27

Acts at once, never fails, One Minute
Cough Cure. A remedy for asthma, and
that feverish condition which accom-
paIies a severe cold. The only harmless
remedy that produces immediate results.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-27
The Worlds Fair Tests
showed no baking powder
- pure or 80 great q leavs
Saing power 20 tho Royal

The healing properties Of Do Wits
Witch Hassl 6alve are we'll known. Il
oursss soSsma, akin aflsotions and IL aim
ply : perfect remedy for piles. Nswtcn'a
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-27

Pure blood means good health. Do
Wits Ssrsaparilla purifies the blood,
cures eruptions, eczema, scrofula and all
diseases arising from impure blood. New
toms drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-27

It is a truth in medicine that the small
est dose that performs cure is the best.
De Wits Little Early Risers are the
smallest pills, will perform cure, and
are the best. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-27

First Spectator: Doesn't it make you
feel depressed to see yong man gam.
bling and wasting his money the way that
young fellow over there is dolngs Second
Spectator: No; can't truly say it does,
my friend. I'm pawnbroker.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-27
sUNBEAMS.

Do l ever show that / have temper,
dears asked loving little wife. Never,
promptly replied her hypocritical hus-
band, never, except when You lose it, my
angel.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-27

She: Why we're you SO Indifferent? !
was perfectly transported. He: OF
course. But I couldn't help thinking Of
the transportation charges.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-27

Say, why don't you try De Wits Little
Early RisersG These little pills cure head
ache, indigestion and constipation. They
are small, but do the work. Newton's
drug store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-27

Mrs. W. B. Meek, who resides at Camp
tonville, CAL, says her daughter was for
several years troubled at times with se-
we're cramps in the stomach, and would
be in such agony that it was necessary to
call in a physician. Having read about
Chamberlains Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy she concluded to try it.
She found that it always gave prompt re-
lief. It was seldom necessary to give tho
second dose. ut has not only saved US
lots of worry and time," she says, "but
also doctor bill. 1t is my opinion that
every family should have bottle of this
remedy in the house," For sale by Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-27

Employers: What's your name? New
Office Boy: Dey call me India Rubber.
Employer: How did You get suoh q
strange name! Boy: Me farder give it
to me cause git bounced so often.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-27

Bessie Mamma, there won't be any
apartment houses in heaven, will thereP
Her Mother-W not, deari
Bessie Cause how could they run 'em
without janitorsf-- Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-27

Baptiste. Monsieur You are getting
careless, my boy. Oh, Monsieur You
don't brush my clothes now. assure
you. left half-franc piece in my
waistcoat pocket yesterday-and it is
there vet.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-27

Mrs. Missing Link-Now, dear, I'll just
tie this knot to remind you to bring home
half dozen OF, those fresh cocoanuts.-
New York World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-27
BOOK WORK

We are the best equipped establishment
in the whole southwest for this line of
work, and our unequalled facilities
enable us to turn out work at the
lowest possible figures.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-27
LEGAL BLANKS

We carry full and complete line Of all
Legal Blank, including those required
by the Brand Law enacted by the
last legislature.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-21
A Social study in Hn,riIIe

am gradually becoming acquainted
with country life. writes Tom Hall in
Truth. I have been here in Hayville little
more tnan week, but time works won
ders, On my arrival j wanted my trunk
carried about block, to my new home.
Come hither, my good man." ] said in
low dressed in a pair of worn jeans, raw
hide boots and dirty flannel shirt, L
would a word with thee. Shoulder this
trunk and take II to yOnder house and I'll
give you more money for chewing tobacco
ana popcorn than you've had in a year. -
Inc worthy fellow toted my trunk over all
day l saw him buying bank stock, at an
auction sale Of the effects. real and per
sonal, Of a deceased millionaire. He
f6itS5a1nea out about a dozen other
l5I. made some inquiries and
learned that he was worth over a
the postoftice via our COW lot and crawl
through the barbed wire fences, except
when assured that he was far away.
went TO what they call a Sidewalk
social last night 1t is a function that
has for its object the Improvement of the
sidewalks in the town. Every one pays a
quarter to attend and quarter TO eat. You
bring along your own food and eat that,
unless you swap jam or marmalade with
some neighbor. tried TO get my wife
10 swap on some of her bread Gt was very
good for a first attempt, but she didn't
succeed. After the social a committee of
women, called the Sidewalk committee"
tethIS t-ielA &c Ol the llOIlcA anu the nlEIn-
bers tight over II for the rest of the year.
BY the time they are through lighting and
have put a couple of new boards in front
Of the ministers house there is no money
left, so 1t seems to be sort of local Tam
many.
There was an awfully pretty little wo-
man at the social. She was dressed in a
gown that would have been a credit to
the lamented Mr.. Worth. (who died, poor
Fellow, just before | wanted to order a
couple of dozen dresses from him
for my Wife, She was a
graduate of Vassar and knew
everything. There wasn't anything she
couldn't talk about, and she could play
the piano with both hands. We got ago
ing on altruism, which is one of my hob
bies. ! used the horny-handed village
blacksmith for an object lesson. 1 ex-
planned at length what the world ought
10 do for poor devils like him. 1 showed
her that life was nothing to such as he;
that he was, in his present social condition.
a mere unthinking machine, shaving for
the benefit of a few, who like myself were
brain workers After we got home my wife
told me that the VassaP graduate was the
wife of the blacksmith. His shop fronts
our COW lot, so am not going to the post
offlce by that route any more. l am go
ing to send my wife
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-21
BRIGHT BITS.

Mamma" remarked Johnny Runkles
after he had absorbed a potash lozenge
which had been given him for his sore
throat, wasn't Esau blamed idiot to sell
his birthright for a mess of this stuff p
Brooklyn Life.
Just in Time.r-Mr. Hayton-If ther
suit is worth $780, dollars, as you say, l
don't see how you can afford to sell it
fer S597l'
Mr. Isaacs (conhdentialiy)-Har mein
friendt, l dells you Something's! l vas a
goot Catholic, undt der briest says / must
do pennance; so L sells you dot suit at
a brice' vot nearly bankrupts me!-Puck.
--Wife-Then we are not going to Eu-
rope, after all?
Husband-No.
mo tour through Switzerland?
NO crossing the Alps?"
mo, no, no.
"Well, have you any objection to buy
ing me new hat with an Alpine CROWN
Detroit Free Press.
81 wonder why it is that most little
boys don't want to so to bed when the
time comes?" said Mr. Simpkins.
IT'S because they're silly donkeys," re
piled Willie. Now, ] like to go to bed,
because | fall asleep at once, and l have
heaps of fun dreaming I'm pirate or
giant-killer, and it's safe as anything, be-
cause even if you get killed, you're alive
again in time for breakfast."-The Amer
lean.
No, Edward" she answered, never"
He staggered as under blow.
mo, Edward"
Was she giving him the marble heart?
Mo-
one swift look. with eyes whose glance
she did not mean what she said.
Darling" he cried.
In short, she had simply given him the
plaster Of paris heart.-Detroit Tribune.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-21
He SOLD Himself for 500.

John AufGemhaus, a Braddock hotei-
Keeper, told thrilling story of his eX-
perlence In Brazil as a slave, SAYS the
Pittsburg Dispatch.
Yes said Mr. Aufdemhaus Il solo
myself into slavery. 1t was either that
or starve. l led a dogs life of it, too
lie lett home at Eschweller, on the
Rhine, the age of IA, and sailed from
Antwerp to Buenos Ayres. At the enc.
OF two years he found himself without
money in village il the interior of Bra
iii. The people wouldn't give him any
thing to eat, and finally, in despair, he
sold himself to a Portuguese slave dealer
for 200 milreis, or 500.
As slave he took his turn drawins
plough OF pulling a wagon. Climbing
coeoanut trees and fighting with the
monkeys was his forte. To this day he
bears on his left leg the marks of the
teeth of lerce monkey which bit him
while he was reaching out for a particu-
lar large and fine cOcOanut
The slaves We're herded on the march
like cattle and driven by mounted men.
one of these fellows could not pronounce
Mr.. Aufdemhaus' name. and used to at
tract his attention by touching him up
with the cracker end of a long whip. Mr.
thus attracted, and his back is dreadfuiy
scared.
But he finally escaped. He had been
promoted 10 the position of overseer, with
d long whip of his own, and arriving t
the coast one day with a lot of slaves,
he saw a ship in the ofling. 1t was the
same vessel he had sailed in from Ant
werp. He went aboard and she sailed
away with him
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-21
Booker n. washington's speech.

1t is surprising to see with what unanim-
ity the press Of the country awards to
Booker T. Washington, the representative
of the colored people, the credit of hav-
ing made the best speech at the opening
exercises of the Atlanta exposition. one
reason Of this may be that the speech was
a surprise, because of the sentiments ex-
pressed by the orator and the excellent
advice he gave to his race. The speech
was an admirable one and was heartily
applauded all through its delivery. Judge
Speer, in his splendid effort, declared there
is no race question in the south. There
certainly would be no grounds for talking
of a race question if the colored people
were guided by such sentiments as those
expressed by their representative at At
lanta, who. among other things, said:
THE wisest among my race understand
that the. agitation of questions of social
equality Is the EXTREMIST folly, and that
progress in the enjoyment of all the priv
ileges that will come to US must be the
result of severe and constant struggle,
rather than of artificial forcing. No race
that has anything to contribute to the mar
kets of the world is long in any degree
OStraCiZed. It is right and important that
all privileges OF the law be ours, but il
is vastly more important that we be pre-
pared for the exercise of these privileges.
The opportunity to earn a dollar in
factory just now is worth Infinitely more
than the opportunity to spend dollar in
an opera house
The foregoing expresses fully what
all the colored people should
learn; namely. that the privileges
for which some of them keep up
a continual agitation must be
earned, and that when they are earned
they will not long be withheld There is
no road by which they can be reached ex-
cept that which their representative at
Atlanta pointed out. And the earning of
these privileges includes being prepared
for them when earned. They cannot be
earned in a day or a year. 1t requires
time, a very long time, and earnest ef-
fort for a race to lift itself to a higher
plane of civilization.
The south is willing to give the colored
people a chance to show what they can
do for themselves-in fact, she has given
it to them. She has opened every pro-
fession, business and occupation to them
If they fail il will be because they lack the
qualities necessary for success. They have
the opportunity. 1t remains to be seen
to what extent they viii take advantage
of it.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-21
PER ONAL.

Lord Wolseley recently gave the fol-
rowing advice to a young subaltern: IF
you want to get on in the army YOU
must do your best to get killed"
Edward w. Townsend, the creator of
the now famous "Chimmie Fadden." has
been asked 10 dramatize the character
Dy Charles Hopper, who hopes to an
pear in the role of the East Side gem
OF humanity some time this season. Mr.
townsend viii work in collaboration with
Augustus Thomas
1t is curious fact that Ii Hung
Chang, who is not a tobacco-smoker,
mas one OF the finest collections of smok-
ing utensils in the world He has pipes
OF an ages and from all parts of the
world. He keeps adding constantly to
MS treasures IN this line. Cigar-hold-
efs Oh every varety-some of them ex-
ceedingly costly-form an interesting fea-
ture Of his collection.
Among the best known yachtswomen
IN England are the Misses Maud and
Wlnitred Sutton, the daughters of Sir
Richard sutton, and sisters of that Sir
Richard who brought over the Genesta
to race for the Americas cup with the
PURITAN They began racing in 1891, with
the half-rater Eileen. The next year
Miss Wnifred purchased a Herreshoff
boat, the Wee Win, with which she
carried off many prizes.
B. Ribbenthrop. inspector general of
forest Tor india who is now in the Uni
ted states, making a tour of the world,
says that after eighteen years of legis-
latiOn India at last has all the law
II needs to protect its forests. He was
not much impressed with Australia's dis
regard of It's forests as he says the
first question he was asked when he ar
rived there was in relation to Austria
las prospects for shipping timber to
foreign markets The people there would
cut down any stick of timber If they
could profit by it, In India we think
first of preserving our forests and look
to the profit afterward."
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-21
WAS a nimcuIt Gnesf.

When Dickens first met Hans Christian
Andersen in a London drawing room, the
New York Herald says, he asked his fell
low novelist to pay him a visit at Gads-
hill. The invitation was promptly accept
ed and the guest remained a long time
Upon many occasions during this very
protracted visit Dickens found his pa
tience put to the test by his new friend
In spite of Hans Christians many mer-
its and good qualities, his very mark ed
peculiarities made him an exceedingly diff
fcult person to entertain.
He was extremely sentimental and emo
tional. and frequently, for no apparent
reason, would burst into flood of wo-
manish tears and rush away to his own
room.
A few days after his arrival he rang the
bell and asked to see the eldest son Of the
house.
The eldest son was away, and when
Dickens himself went to see what his
guest desired, he found that Andersen
wished the eldest son to shave him, that
being the custom of his own country
Dickens explained that in the first place
young Charles was absent, and that, sec
ondly, it would be an experiment fraught
with danger for him to attempt the de-
sired service as, with the very best in
tentions, he would probably nearly decapi-
tate his illustrious guest.
Under these most untoWard circum-
stances Hans Christian, weeping, betook
himself to the nearest barber shop and
had his beard attended to professionally
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-21
AIfReId n a MnrnIist.

Some things that Gov. Altgeld Of Illinois
said in his speech at the Chickamauga
dedication are attracting attention. The
idea is so firmly rooted in the public
mind, however. that he is a demagogue
that the credit Of being sincere is denied
him. His practice and MS preaching are
so wide apart. or at least appear 10 be.
that his sentiments. however correct they
may be, fail to have much influence.
In his Chickamauga speech. among other
things. he said. 1.-THE tendency now is
for political parties to shirk principle ana
follow expediency, and their platforms
are often drawn 10 evade or straddle every
live issue" Further along he said: THE
idea now is to cajOle, rather than TO
convince, to ignore great wrongs and wink
at abuses, TO court the support OF con-
dieting interests, though 1t involves the
deception of one OF both. We are substi-
tuting office-seeking and offce-holding n
place OF real achievement. and instead Of
great careers in public life, we are facins
a harvest Of slippery, blear-eyed, and
empty mediocrity. which glides into OBJ
ivion without the assistance Of death.
For more than a decade the tendency In
this country has been toward a colorless
and negative dilettanteism, having the
countenance of the Pharisee with the
greed of the wolf and drawing all its in
SEPARATIONS from the altar of concentrated
and corrupting wealth. The flag has been
praised at champagne dinners. while the
very pole from which it hoated was being
eaten off by corruption and republican in
situations We're being stabbed to the vitals
A new gospel has come among US, ac-
oording to which it is mean to rob a hen
roost or hen. but plundering thousands
makes us gentlemen"
1t viii be admitted that there is much
truth in the last sentence of the forego-
ing paragraph. Society is too ready to
condemn the petty thief and to tolerate
thousands of dollars. But we are far from
thinking that there is not as much genu-
inc patriotism in the country as there
ever was or that there is not as much
virtue among the people, as a rule. as at
any other period since the foundation of
the republic. Let the republic be threat
ened by a foreign foe and the call Of the
government for assistance would be re-
sponded to promptly and to any extent
desired; and political parties are no worse
than they have always been. They may
seem to be less sincere because of the
absence of any great soul-stirring issue,
but they suffer nothing in comparison
with those of the early days of the re-
public.
1t cannot be denied, however that there
is a liberation of those who adopt dis
honest methods of acquiring wealth and
of those who embezzle. defraud and vio-
late trusts that is alarming. There Is
needed a much healthier public senti-
ment in respect to wrong-doers of this
sort-a sentiment that would compel courts
and officials TO enforce promptly and Wig
orously the laws such wrong-doers vio-
late.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-21
Told ut the G. An Meet.

One of the naval veterans told a good
anecdote last night, which happened on
one of Farraguts gunboats on the Mis-
sissippi, says the Louisville Evening Post
The vessel was just going into action, and
one of the powder monkeys was noticed
by an officer kneeling by one of the guns
saying his prayers. The oqficer sneerinr-
~ asked him what he was doing, and if
he was afraid
No, / was praying" said he.
We'll, what were you praying for?'
Praying" said the little lad, that the
enemy 5 bullets may be distributed the
same way as the prize money is, principal
ly among the officers
1t was said that militia company was
organized just before the war at Bung-
town, o. 1t was called the BungtoWn
Rltiemen, and the bylaws consisted of
two sections, namely:
Article First-This company shall be
known as the Bungtown. Rifles.
Article Second-In case of war this
company shall be Immediately disbanded 4"
In one of the skirmishes of Sherman in
his march to the sea a fine-looking negro
man was brought into camp.
Where are you from" asked the Off
Ger on duty.
"Boonviiie. sab" replied the dusky son of
Ham.
What's the news down there?"
"NOthin', boss, 'cept dar'S a man down
dar lost mighty good niger dis morn
ing, and L reckon he done lose more afore
night"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-21


Intelligent and conservative men in
South Carolina must be wondering
whether II is possible for a convention
in which there is so much factional poll
tics as there is in the constitutional con-
vention Of South Carolina TO frame q
nstitution under which the state can
prosper. The feeling between the two
factions Of democrats in the state is 50
bitter that one cannot possibly see any
good in anything the other does or sug-
gests. Consequently the new constitu-
ton viii be wholly the work Of the DOM
inant faction. and il can hardly be other
wise than that il VIII contain so much Of
the bitterness Of that faction that. it
will never be acceptable TO the other
faction. Consequently the faction which
is now the lesser one will do all it posi-
bly, can to prevent it from being a sue
cess.
Some idea Of how bitter the feeling is
between the two factions is gained from
what has taken place in the conven-
ton within the last few days. In no
other constitutional convention in any
state was such language ever heard or
such scenes ever witnessed. And the
whole trouble was over the naming of a
county. In the absence of Senator Till
man it had been agreed to name a new
county Butler. as a testimonial of respect
TO the Butler family. Senator Till
man wouldn't have it that way, and he
not only attacked Gen. Butler. but ques-
toned the motives of those who had
voted to give the county that name. The
convention of course did his bidding. and
rescinded its action. The county will not
bear the name of Butler.
Almost Immediately after that matter
had been settled the anti-Tnlman paper
at Columbia charged that the president
Of the convention had falsified the vote
taken on the Butler county question.
That charge gave rise to another bitter
debate, in which many harsh expressions
We're used.
Such Incorporate language as that
used by Senator Tllman and others is
certain to have an effect long after the
convention has adjourned. 1t has made
SURE Hpuls WHICH years Will NOT neal.
In a convention charged with the Sc
rious duty of framing a constitution the
utmost harmony should prevail. Each
member should strive to do what he be-
lieves to be for the welfare of the whole
people. Party and fractional difference
should be ignored. There should be no
effort to pay off old scores by the ma
jority, and no member should urge any
measure having for its purpose the
strengthening of his party or his fac
ton.
OF what good to anybody are the cpl
thets and Incorporate language used by
Senator Tillman and others on the floor
of the convention? He must know that
the course he is pursuing will widen the
breach between the democratic factions.
Instead of being a convention com
posed OF thoughtful and high minded
men, conscious of the responsibilities rest
ing upon them, 1t is body dominated by
hot headed politicians who are bent upon
dragging fractional politics into the de-
bates and permitting their factional ha-
tired to dictate the character of their
work. 1t will be surprising If a consti-
tuition framed under such conditions
proves to be advantageous to the state
or acceptable to the people.