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The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1895-07-11
Change of Style.

Clerk-You will need twelve yards
for bathing suit, miss.
Fair Observation-Disclosures! Why last
year it only took three.
Clerk know, but this year they
are wearing them with pulled sleeves
Brooklyn Eagle.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1895-07-11
A fermentation Of Length.

My grief is without measure!'
1t was the indignant wife who
spoke
"When I gave him an inch he took
an ell He went into her yard to me-
tire and now he foots all her bills"
She examined her finger nails.
"But she shall not have him fur
long!
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1895-07-11
SadIeninE,

"Irs terrible ter read about de
trouble dat's in his world,' said Plod-
ding Pete. ~. ...,.
i Oats right replied Meandering
Mike. II don't know when I was
more melancholy dan wuz dis morn'g
when I cast my eyes over a news
paper. I jest had ter lay de paper
down widout inishin, de chapter"
''Wot Wuz We readin' erbout?"
'Wanted-Male Help "-Washing-
ton Star.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1895-07-11
Doubling Thomas.

Freddy told Mr.. Loveman that
you said you were going to kiss him
the next time he came to the house.
Maud-You horrid boy. What did
he say? -:
Freddy-Said he would not believe it
till he had it from your own lips
Truth.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1895-07-11
,OI1D-TIME ROMANCE.

! . ...-. Ea afrlr|r ffl- e f4E5E.--.t.s y.
ELUs, king Of
Tyre. was dead,
and Pygmalion, his
son. had succeeded
to the throne. A
new king is some-
times a blessing to
a people, and some
times he Is not.
This was one of the
times when he was
not. for Pyglnalion
had all the quail
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1895-07-11

n Laborer-S'cuse me, guv'nor, give us
A light. ~4"
New Wonlall-What do you mean,
ilnpertinent fellow? l shall call my
husband-St. Pauls. ..
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1895-07-11
Thvvarted Ambition.

Spencer ION a cable carl wonder
what makes the gripman look so un-
happy?
Ferguson-That old gentleman there
has ridden standing all the way up
from the Battery, and he hasn't beep
able to jerk him off his feet once.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1895-07-11
Her Method.
'tNOS''

"Mrs. Brown never sits up to wait
for her husband"
"No:"
mo. When she expects him to be
out late she retires early, sets the
alarm clock at 3 o'clock and gets up
refreshed and reproachful'
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1895-07-11
THERE'S FUN In THESE.
HUMOROUS CLIPPINGS FROM OUR
WITTY EXCHANGES.
EyerybOdy's Friend, the HumOrist,
IL contributes His Usual Mite for the
+ entertainment of Young and Old.
Circu1n Stances.

Magistrate-The officer says that You
were drunk last highland fell down
in the street Can you explain that
little matter?
Prisoner with dignity)-The cause
OF my fall, your honor, was not at
5tr til to liquor, but to circuln-
stances over which | had no control.
Magistrate lin surprise)-.Wha cir
cumstances do you allude to?
Prisoner (sadly)-My legs, your hon
Or.-Tit-Bits. IT..
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1895-07-11
Apparent.

Mrs. Dix-.My way has always been
to govern my children by love.
Mrs. Hicks-I knew that.
Mrs. DiX-How?
Mrs. Hicks-By the way they act
Brooklyn Life.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1895-07-11
A Perfect AnnlOSX.

'What is the matter, old fellow, you
look ,worried?"
well, AMIN being dunned up
hill and down dale by my internal
creditors" ~ ~.
ooh, you owe large sum Of money
then?" @ 81
mo; but great many small sums
and debts are like children-the small
er they are the more bother they are"
Texas Siftings.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1895-07-11
She Did Not Like 1t.

Jinks-You don't mean to say your
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1895-07-11
A Gigantic Mind.

Restful Reagan--Say, that Happy
Hogan's got der intelleck, 1 tell yer
wot! .
Saturated Sam-Wot's e bin doing
now? -s5s
Restful Reagan-He wos robbin' a
beehive and his hand got stung an
swelled; an he lays down an hollers
he's snake-bit and den Gn an unc-
tuous whisper) crowd O jays come
runnin' and made i'm drink quart O.
Whisky.-Puck. H., -.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-06-29
Salisbury walks to Windsor.

London, June 25.-I.ord Salisbury ar
iVed at Windsor at 2:35 this afternoon.
lis visit was unexpected and no royal
:aIriage being in waiting at the station
lis lordship walked to the castle unob.
'crNed. Soon after his arrival at th"
'astlc he had a private audience with
he queen. The Central News is au-
.hcrity for the statement that Lord
Salisbury during his interview with the
queen informed her majesty hat he
Mas ready to form a ministry II sub
nitted for her approval a list of the
of the members of the proposed
lew cabinet. MIR. Balfour. according to
his statement, has accepted the post
ot first lord OF the treasury n Mr..
Chamberlain hat of secretary OF state
or the colonies.
The Pail Mall Gazette says that Mr..
Gladstone at his conference with lord
'oscbery last night questioned the wis
lon of the resignation of the ministry.
certain liberals believe thai Mi. Glad.
ttoae. having been physically fortified
~ his cruise in the North Sea, win
brow the weight of his influence and ell
1quence upon the side of his old col
ehgGes, but the eX-premier's personal
riends are strongly opposed to his TAX
ng any such course, fearing that the
settlement and eXertion might cause a
physical reaction.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-06-29
soDDEN, SINFUL LONDON.
DESCRIPTION Of tho vulgarlty of a Bank
Holiday.

DESCRIPTION Of tho vulgarity of a Bank
Holiday.
London, June 24.-As is usual after
the Whitsuntide bank holidays the
London press is filled with articles rela-
tive to the prevalence of drunkenness
and vulgarity, and the radical organs
show an inclination to belittle the in
iuence of the women's temperance as
s%ociations. and to refer in sarcastic
terms to h monster demonstration
which has just closed in his city. One
writer tells of his experience at Epping
Forest, which has the reputation of
being a most exemplary resort, and
whittier he ook his wife in order to
avoid the vulgar scenes OF the me-
tropolis on q bank holiday. as follows:
1--WE found in a first class carriage a
half dozen young men who began sing
ing obscene songs as soon as the train
started. But if that was Objectionable
imagine u feelings when we met on
the road boys and girls of ~ to IA years
If age speechlessly drunk. On arriving
At the Robin Hood hundreds of young
persons Of both sexes were Sprawling
IN the grass, some In drunken sleep,
others with stone jugs of beer In their
hands; scores dancing together in a
very dark barn. This was at 2:30 in the
day when %trainload after trainload Of
Visitors was still pouring into the for
EST. What 1t must have been later on I
,an only conjecture. Like many more
[ speedily got back to the station en-
route for home" One journal in COM
menting upon the d~isgraceful condition
Of affairs attributes the trouble to the
concentration of the ppoDle in la rira
cities. mt refers to the fact that, while
New York and Chicago exhibit less of
this evil than London. they are far
worse thai other parts of America
where the population is less concentra-
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-06-29
SOUTH DAKOTA EDITORS.

Having II Good Time at Hot Springs-Gu
to custer Tomorrow.
Hot Springs. S. D., June 25.-Notwith.
standing the limited car room, the
members of the South Dakota Press
association with their ladies, who are
now on their eleventh annual excur-
sion, cached here after having a
great picnic en- route. The limited car
room was caused by the numerous ex.
cursions now being run, SO that but
one chair car and one sleeping car could
be secured over the Fremont, Elkhorn
and Missouri Valley road. The pencil
puSherS set out for a good time and
they will have 1t. This is the first
excursion of In consequence for a
number of years, the reason being
the short crops and ths growing lists
of delinquent subscribers. This year
the boys see in the near future the
dollars rolling in from subscribers and
are just anticipating a little in spend
ing a few dollars. The party came to-
gether at Sioux City. and from there
there was a continual round of pleas
ure, talking live questions with n
careless air as If they didn't care
whether they yer went back into their
sancturns to make public opinion or
not. Mr.. Taylor. the well known South
Dakotan. was discussed, and the editors
came a long way from deciding that
there has been no compromise in spite
of the long statement of Attorney Gen.
eral Crawford to the contrary.
What made the eXcursionists feel SC
good was the glorious condition of the
crops. They rode from their South
Dakota homes to Sioux City through
h most magnificent crops ever seen
in this or any other state. Small grain
and corn nave not an unfavorable con
dition to face and the outlook is most
encouraging. Then the magnanimous
spirit of Sauth Dakotans, and espe-
cially newspaper men, was given cause
for showing itself when Iowa and Ne
braska was passed through, and the
equally good crops seen in them. The
general opinion was that the three
states named are the trio of the union
this year as far as crops go. Vast
fields of sugar beets are to be seen In
Nebraska being cultivated for the beet
sugar factory at Chadron, a new and
extensive concern.
From here the party goes to Custer,
where free entertainment will he pro-
vided. thence to Deadwood, where the
mines will be inspected. The ride from
here over the Burlington will be made
to Deadwood, giving the editors a
chance to see the most magnificent
scenery to be seen in tie Hills and
equal to that in any state.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-06-29
MRS. CORBETT SEEKS DIVORCE
The Papers iii The Cnsc Eiled-Scparatio Ito,
Occurred Early Last Fail.

The Papers iii the Cnsc Filed-ScparatI Ito,
Occurred Early Last Fail.
view York, June 24.-Suit for absolute,
divorce against Pugilist James j. Cor
nett was begun by his wife two week
ago and a week later he filed his an
swer. The ley step In h proceeding
will probably be taken this week wheI
application will be made for alimon!
and counsel fees and Mrs. Corbett viii
ask to have the case placed on the cal
endar. 1t will then be decided whethc;
the case shall be tried in court o.
placed in the hands of a referee to TAX.
testimony. In the latter event tn,
case will be conducted privately. Siren
nous efforts, it is said. will be made OF
both sides to keep the name of the co
respondent secret.
1t was during the early part of Cor
belts last season as a theatrical sta,
that he separation between him ant
his wife occurred. When the company
started on the road in the beginning o.
the season with Gentleman Jack
Mrs. Corbett started with them. She
left the company some time later. and
has not lived with her husband since
AT the time of their separation, they
came. to an amicable understanding
He decided the handsome Eighty-eightt
street residence to her and agreed to
pay her 500 per week. This has beer
kept Sacredly,
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.RosEBERy has RESIGNED
The Liberal Ministry Lays Down
the Cares Of Office.
tallsbury VIII Form "a New iii for
the Conservatives = Irish Members
Very Much Disappointed
by the Change.

London, June 23.-It is just announced
that the results of the deliberations Of
The cabinet in consequence of the ad-
yerse vote in the house of commons on
friday Is that Lord Roseberry. the
prime minister. has rendered his resig-
nation to the queen. Her majesty has
therefore m Lord Salisbury,
the leader of the conservative party, to
Windsor, in connection with the forma-
ion Of a conservative ministry.
The leading conservatives declare
ma thu marquis of Salisbury will not
formally take Office until parliament is
dissolved. He will insist that the gov
inner before yielding the seats shall
pass "a vote of an amount necessary for
he expenditures for two months to en-
BILE a general election to be held. The
conservatives will thus be in q position
:he expectation of seeing Lord Rose
out the day the situation was the abb
:orbing topic at the chief political clubs.
Several members of the cabinet called
n Downing street in the afternoon in
lew ministry. but complete harmony
aery, who returned from Windsor at 6
o'clock and drove down to Downing
!treet, where an informal cabinet meet
ng, lasting twenty-five minutes, imme-
liately followed. 1t Is understood that
he marquis Of Salisbury only agrees to
.orm a cabinet on condition that parlia-
nent Is dissolved. Nothing Is known re-
sarding the complete personnel OF the
new ministry, but comulete harmony
Exists between the liberal u%nionists and
he conservatives.
The Irish members are extremely I'M
.asy and dissatisfied. They state that
after acting for three years as the
strongest arm OF the government they
are deeply concerned at the sudden end
IF the government without passing any
Of the principal Irish measures. Not
only has home rule not progressed. but
the measure concerning the Christian
brothers. the county council bill. which
reached a second reading. the grand
Jury bill n the proposal to extend the
power of guardians regarding laborers'
cottages We're all lost. The only Irish
measure now likely to be passed is Mr.,
Healy's municipal franchise bill, which
nas gone to the house of lords. The lib
.ral Scotch members are also sore, their
expectations having been disappointed,
The court circular tonight contains
The following: Earl Rosebery, X. G..
1rst lord of the treasury and lord presi-
lent of the council, arrived at the castle
and rendered his resignation to her
majesty. by whom 1t was accepted,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-06-29
WHISKY TRUST AFFAIRS.

Receiver McNuitn Presents "a Supplement
tnry Report to tho Court.
Chicago, June 24.-Receiver McNultn
of the Distilling and Cattle Feeding
company, presented to Judge Showalter
of the federal court, this morning an
interesting supplementary report Of
the assets and liabilities of the trust
estate June l.. 1t is Il powerful argu-
ment in favor of granting the petition
of the reorganization committee to
have the bulk of the property sold to
the stockholders. An order to that eff
feet is expected to be entered by Judge
Showalter his afternoon. The receiv-
er's report gives the total assets at $751;
S26.32l. The receiver asserts thai they
will be able to realize from the assets,
allowing for sacrifice sales, not less
than $1,000. 900 Yer all liabilities. In
addition he informs the court that an
examination of the books, records and
papers of the company shows further
large sums Of money belonging to the
company and not property accounted
for or the validity of its disbursement
of which is in doubt. For want of time
he has not been able to fully investi-
gate, but his opinion Is they will prove
further claims against Greenhut ct al
to constitute valuable assets.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-06-29
PLAGUE OF SPIDERS.
Tho jersey Mosquito Has a Rival = 4
Dangerous Pcst-Its Bite Poisonous.

rho jersey Mosquito Has a Rival = A
Dangerous Pcst-Its Bite Poisonous.
New York, June 24.-The Jersey mos
quito has been dethroned by a species
Of black spider which is now running
rampant. in that state. and whose VIC
tins during the past fortnight are
numbered by the score. In three in
stances the de%predations of this insect
have been attended with serious re-
suits. Lawyer G. F. Fort of Camden
while lying on his bed felt a tingling
pain in h foot. and looking down
saw a huge spider. Within a few hours
his entire leg IA swollen to an enor-
nous size. n 1t was only after a con-
nnement of a week that he was able to
leave his house. A similar case was
that Of c.. H. Folwell of the same city,
who was bitten on the temple. For
several days4e carried around a swell
ing the size.of a base ball and was de-
rived of the use OF his right eye.
Harry Linn OF Wllliamstown was bit-
ten on the hand and the pain became SO
intense that he was thrown into ner-
vous prostration. from which he has
not yet recovered. The other cases,
while less serious have been SO numer-
GUS that considerable alarm Is felt lest
the state should be afflicted with a YER
table plague of spiders.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-06-29
MiLLERs %REORGANlZE.
they Nee. at Chicago To-day to Form a
New Organization.

New OrsanlzatiOn.
Chicago, June 25.-Millers from all
parts of the United States assembled
at the Auditorium hotel today to form
A new association to take the place Of
the old Millers' National association.
The object is to establish harmony be-
.ween the winter wheat and the spring
wheat millers. In outlining the stu
alton this morning j. f. Mueller said.
The Millcrs' National association was
organized in 1873. and active work was
carried on for some time in fighting
fraudulent patent claims. Finally dis
agreements arose between the winter
wheat and spring wheat men, and the
'esult was the formation of many local
associations, which were constantly at
var, one with another. secretly, II not
openly. 1t has become necessary TIC
ny to harmonic these differences, but
probably there win be a bitter fight be.
ween the rival factions to gain control
# the new organization" Among those
II will participate in the proceedings
ire Charles A. Pillsbuly of Minneapo-
is. Thomas Scott of MinneaFo oils, II,
VI. Davis OF st. Joseph, Mo-; A, w. In
,lehart of Indiana. w. A. Coombs OF
Michigan. and +. Z. Kaufman of st.
Louis. If the new organization Is
'olmed representatives will be main
aimed at Washington, in Europe and in
he South American countries to look
tfter the interests of the American mill.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-06-29
Duke of an.1u Married

London, June 25.-Prince Emanuel.
duke of Aosta, was married III st.
%Etaphael's Catholic church at Kings
ton-on- the Thames at 1890 o'clock
this morning to Princess Helene of
Orleans, second daughter of the late
count of Paris. The marriage ceremony
was performed by the bishop of South
wark. the Rt. Rev. John Butt.
After the church ceremonies the Due
iOrleans gave a breakfast and recep-
ion at the Orleans house. where the
oride's presents We're displayed. There
we're over 200 of them ana they We're all
costly and magnificent. The queen
presented the bride with a bracelet of
diamonds, and the gift of the prince
md princess OF Wales and their family
@as a large Morcury wand of diamonds
and rubies. The gift of King Humbert
and Queen Margherita was n high
crown with stars and sprays of dia,
monds of great size and value.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-06-29
NEWS OF SOUTH DAKOTA
A Picturesque Passage at Arms in
Bad English.
A Mail Contractor TIrcntcns An Editors
Life for Criticisms on tho Man
ngement OF Ills Stage Line
over the STATE.

Chamberlain, s. D., June 25.-The
fight inaugurated by the Presho County
Argus against II subcontractors whS
carry the mail on he eastern division
of the United States mail route across
the coded Sioux lands between Cham
berlain and Rapid City, for failure to
run stages regularly, may yet result in
bloodshed, as one attempt has already
been made to murder a man named
Calkins. who is supposed to have taken
an active part against the s~ubcontract-
ors. In connection with this matter
there are indications that the Arizona
Kicker has changed its base of opera
tons to the coded lands west of here.
The current issue of the Argus con-
ain a communication from Fred
James, one of the subc~ontractors, of
which the following is a verbatim eX.
tract:
Mr.. Editor. | received a roll of fod-
der called the Presho County Argus
edited by a brainless man. now Mr..
liditar if you cant find anything but
slang to put in YOU worthless paper
you had better cut a hole in the top of
you head m run your empty lea up
full of ole margene butter and then
" af J'aA =" "a ~
you are either a bigeted fool ar else you
don't care what you say you seem to
be labaring under the idea that we are
obliged to cary traffic over this road
you are grandly mis- taken sir If our
way of doing busine.u does not suit the
people let them carry their own pack.
ages We tool the contract for carrying
the U. S. Mail for four year which we
y,~o,,o.A -. ,,,- L., IS ,,J I
shall probly run the end from here te
Chamberlain my self in a couple OF
weeks and If you get your paper hailed
out then you will have to hall it some
other way you say o are so miles
from HI o keep right on o arc
OF the right road That old nag you re-
fer to is a better horse than you ever
owned.
Now mr. editor If you want to SAVE
yourself the expence of q wooden V
coat never Il my name in you paper
a gain or | will con tinue this in u way
that mite inter feer with your breath.
ing"
To this communication the editor re-
piled, in part:
If Mr.. James would make a short
study of physiology he would learn
that a brairless man could not live
The information that we We're on the
right road to HI would naturally
lead a person to believe that Mr.. James
Is acquainted with the route.
They will find hi a second rate
place compared with the Argus unless
they run the stage a little more regu.
lar so the people can get their mail.
We are out of woodcn o~vercoats ut
present; if Mr.. James has any to spare
we might take one on subscription and
publish his stock brand. Our rates are
only IS a year, which includes estray
and death notices. Our artist is busy
this week engraving the following
words on our tombstone: The word
was said. the editor is dead. and tomor-
row they hang Fred"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-06-29
CHICAGO ROAD RACE.
The Winners VIII he Awarded tho Prizes
Won This Evening.

the Winners Will lie Awarded tho Prizes
Won This Evening.
Chicago. June 25.-The prizes for the
winners in the Chicago road race will
De awarded to the lucky eyclers this
evening at the Old Colony building.
This will mark the close OF one of the
most disgraceful episodes hat has ever
aiken place in amateur athletics. The
original race on Decoration day was
over a ours of some ten miles and re-
urn. but after the finish the fact devel-
oped that a large number of the con-
.estants had taken a short: suit, turning
around to return several miles short Of
the designated turn. In addition tG
The frauds thus perpetrated the judges,
partly owing to their own ineXperience
and partly to the large number of
starters-over 500-were unable to keep
track of the men as they crossed the
inc. AS a result the race was run over
and the prizes will be awarded accord
ng to decisions based partly upon one
vent and partly upcn the other.
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TAYLOR NOT SENTENCED.
Judge Gnfy Refuses to Hear His Case
I'm &upuSt- lnnlpd for So tnD

Judge GnTy Refuses to Hear His Case
Tin Aug~ust-Bondcd for S2I,n0O.
Pierre, S. D., June 25.-The attorney
or w. w. Taylor yesterday morning
presented further arguments in favor
IF an Immediate sentence for his client.
out Judge Gaify refused to change his
'uling of Saturday, holding that lie
could only give sentence in a regular
:erln. The attorneys for the state
agreed upon n bond for $25. 600, and
p o a written application the judge
Ike the bond at that amount. Taylor
says he will not ask anyone to go on
lis bond. but his attorneys are attempt
ng to secure it for him and expect to
1ave 1t ready for approval within a
lay or two, the time depending upon
whether they will be compelled to go
out of the city to secure the surety.
Taylor will probably leave the city as
Don as his bond is secured, to remain
lntil the time of his hearing, August IL.