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bands" 1 FASTENED to observe. fearing
a breach.
am not aware that we entered any,
thing new on the subject. But being
all bachelors. we became very dog
matte. and talked in a most superior
manner.
l admired Atoms clothes greatly to-
day. He wore long black frock coat,
dark gray trousers. and pointed lace
shoes. His tie was a plain bow. black.
and his watch chain thin. and without
charm (as fashion prescribes) gleam-
ed aristocratically from his waistcoat.
He had a high silk hat and carried a
long. black macintosh and a heavy
umbrella. His gloves were brown,
very dark brown. One was of and
carried in the other hand. which also
held the umbrella. The macintosh
was carefully folded. and hung upon
mis- arm. His right hand was left free.
for salutations.
as to imprison both arms" he once
said to US. The right arm should al
ways be free"
. Friday.-Vane insisted upon my ac-
companying him to his rooms this az
ternoon. and I was not surprised to
find that he owns an immense number
of little things-small. meaningless
mugs, tiny picture frames, and a gen.
eral litter OF trifies. They were all
very neatly arranged. must say. Still
why does Vane. like so many men I
know. fill his room with little things?
"A man should have big things in his
room-a large table and a few large
pictures. These accumulations of lit
tile things betray a triffing mind. They
are not masculine. moreover. they be-
come dusty and unclean.
. You have quite a reputation as a
man of taste" remarked Vane, as we
drank and smoked. Tell me what
you think Of me-"
rs II not egotism to assume that /
think OF you al alp, replied /.
. Yes" said Vane. IT am all egotism.
That is why am neither anxious nor
Jealous. But tell me what you think
OF me-"
81 think you're very egotisticaI." I
said.
Anything else?"
You're fond of talking about your
self"
That Is my chief virtue. / always
say disparaging things OF anyone /
talk about. Therefore l only talk of
myself It's altruism."
Were you ever disappointed In love.
.vane?"
Yes. the girl reciprOcated and. as
Machiavelli says"
"Nane. you're affected"
Yes. Affectation Is another OF my
virtues. NV real self is so dIsagreea-
ole that l play a part out Of considera-
zion for others"
but you act one part all the time"
Because the play never changes.
It's always life and"
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to have been a success. The twice
round" they call II at the club. Many
men went In for the thing last year.
but 1t Is rare this winter. Our grand
fathers looked well in the stock be-
cause they wore those old-fashioned
waistcoats. l have found. indeed, that
the mode in coats and waistcoats (vest
Is not pleasing world mobiles very
materially the mode in neckwear /
think / shall give up the stock.
Tuesday.-There Is a certain form of
horticulture which strives to attain
black tulips and green sunfiowers.
Such floral eccentricities are never
lovely. because they are not natural,
but they have a parallel in the un-
healthy rankness Of speech affected by
many men. Vane. for instance. who
cannot be witty to save his life, makes
up for Ii by uttering bizarre nothings
under the impression that he is bril-
liant
We were discussing Alton at the club
last night.
II am sorry to saw" remarked vane,
that he is a perfect gentleman"
Sorry uuoth Jawkins.
Yes, because / am forced to respect
him. and when a man forces you to
respect him. he has you at a disad-
vantage"
Aueh WneH you respect yourself
said Jawkins. you have yourself at a
disadvantage"
II detest self-respect," replied Vane.
It's only form of conceit."
Intellectually. you see, Vane has
made himself a sont of three-legged
baby. man who would make a pun
would pick a pocket q forget who
said this before mel and Vane's talk
Is all disguised punning. Instead Of a
play upon words. he makes a play
upon ideas. Every club man is famii-
lar with his bastard brilliance. 1t is
intellectual affectation. Il agree with
Mackiavelli when he says" is a favor
lite beginning with Vane. He knows
We never read Machiavelli, and have
only heard of him as a sort of middle
age monster. Vane's apparel and
manner too. proclaim the man. His
Difference Is moclxing His politeness
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tradesman tells me. Is to accentuate
the difference between a woman's um-
Ibrella and a mans. Gloves are of
the familiar reddish brown. They are
worn pretty constantly during the day.
Hats run freely to bronzes and browns.
The autumn overcoat Is a short affair.
reaching to a trifie above the knee.
Suspenders grow enormously fiamboy-
ant. A man may be as loud in them
as he pleases.
The dress shirt Is always a matter
of moment. Mine always break across
the middle or saw my chin. The edges
Of the BOSOM should be laundried so
as to yield all round and permit the
front to lie fiat
marked Alton at the club to-day, lis
that when a man knows people he
doesn't want his wife to know. she al
ways knows people she doesn't want
him to know"
my dear Alton" declared vane. try
Ing to make his voice musical and ar
ranging his fingers on his knee in Del
eartean style. how can you help
knowing people? Some upstairs are as
obstinate as facts. l agree with Mac
haivelli when he says. that no diplo-
mat can snub."
We'll. baw Georgev' broke in Jaw
kins. you've got to snub some cads."
II never snub.' said Alton. THE
snub is not gentlemanly. When a man
insists upon knowing me. 1 treat him
as an Inferior"
. How do you treat your interiors;"
asked Vane.
~ am kind and polite to them" re-
piled Alton. land 1 never discuss them
except among my equals"
What about superiors?" persisted
Vane.
II worship God. like the rest of you"
Alton said. rather shortly.
"Brevity NAV be the soul of wit"
remarked Nane. but Il is not the
bodv."
NO" said Alton. you can murder
the one. but you can't the other"
But we began with wives and hus-
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order my man to kick him. And yet
there are tailors who are amazingly
impertinent In their advertisements.
1t shocks me to open my newspaper
and observe what liberties certain
tradesmen allow themselves with the
reading public. 1 find that trades
man who advertises Is far more sat
isfactory TO deal with than one who
does not. Therefore / patronize the
advertisers. But / resent the famil-
iarity and slang Of some advertisers.
and buy my clothes of their more re-
spectful competitors.
Umbrellas. 1 observe. are decidedly
thick and bulky in the handle-um-
ibrellas for men. mean. The idea, my
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TASTY MANS DIARY
BRIGHT GOSSIP AT THE CLUB
Men Who Pose-The Pun and the
Paradox = Bachelors Discuss
Marriage-Advertis That
Insults the Public.

Copyright. 1895. by Bacheler. johnson q
Bacheller.)
Monday.-Every gentleman should
swear. Oaths are the thunderbolt of
speech. but the refined man realizes
instinctively that there is a difference
between swearing like a gentleman
and cursing like a trooper. For a
mans oaths are the index to his breed
ing. Your vulgar ruffians blaspheme
hideously at trifes. A man of taste
does not so cheaper himself. Damn
the fellow.' and ',the devil!' are the
limits of his excursions into the do
main Of expletive. Nor will the man
OF taste damn or devil II on all occa-
sions. He thus cheapens his oaths by
making them common. and a gentle
man should beware Of school-boy
oaths. such as gosh hang" darn"
and 'fblazes." Nor will he befoul his
speech with the verbal sewage Of the
street corner. Moreover. when a man
swears in a woman's presence he
avows his conviction that she Is not
q lady.
Raw Georgei" poor. cheap Jawkins
n always saying. His oaths are cheap.
He evidently picks them UP at bar
gain counter.
The distinguished and magnificent
Alton Is as careful of his linen. Both
are clean. and there are plenty of
them-but not too much. When Alton
remarks that hen be damned IL he
ever saw such a devil of a cad as
Jawkins-there Is absolutely nothing
further to be said.
The revival of the stock seems not
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Notice.


In the District Court of the Third Judi
cial district of the State Of Montana, in
and for Deer Lodge County.
In the matter of the estate of Job AL
exander Cushing. deceased.
Notice is hereby given that A. c. Mac
Callum, the executor of the last will and
testament of Job Alexander Gushing. de-
ceased. having filed in this court his pc
tition setting forth that the residue of
the estate in his hands consists of real
estate in undivided interests. that the
same is now ready for distribution, and
asking for the appointment of commits
sioners for the partition of the same
among the parties entitled thereto as
enumerated and set out in said petition,
as follows. to-wit:
Anna Maria MacCallum, aged sixty
eight years. residence. Anaconda. Deer
Lodge county, Mont; Marie Sophia Tut
tie. aged thirty-four years. residence.
Anaconda. Deer Lodge county, Mont; Sa-
rah Amelia MacCallum. aged twenty-five
years, residence. Anaconda, Deer Lodge
county, Mont; Albert c. MacCallum
aged thirty-three years, residence. Ana
conda. Deer Lodge county. Mont; Charles
Arthur MacCallum. aged twenty-three
years. residence. Anaconda, Deer Lodge
county, Montana: Marie Lillian Col
den aged twenty-five years, present
place or residence unknown; Joseph Per-
cy futile. aged five years. the infant son
OF MARIE oOpnia lutue' one oh the lesd-
tees under said will and testament.
And that Saturday. the 23d day of No
vember, 1895, at 10 o'clock a. m. being a
day of the November term. A. ID. 1895.
of this court. in the town and county of
Deer Lodge. has been duly appointed by
the Judge of said court for the hearing
of said petition. at which time and place
any persons interested in said estate may
appear and file his exceptions in writing
TO the said petition and contest the same.
JOHN G. MORONY. Clerk.
Dafed Nov 1865
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I had to give the poor fellow I'M.
Unhappy Vane-there are so many OF
him in the world! On the stage, In the
republic OF letters. we are all crazy TO
be original We invent situations thai
are impossible and say things that
glitter. but are only brazen. Thus the
world grows daily drearier to the mar
of taste. :
Saturday.-woke up awfu1ly thirsty
this morning.
Sunday.-Had a terrible nightmare
last night. They say the last thing
you think of before going to bed
haunts your dreams. Wonder who put
serpents into my head? - a
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MERcEaARY EXEC SIS REeukE D

The Little Negro showed the storekeepe,
How to lie Generous.
From the Florida Times-Union.
A little negro gamin passing along
Bay street yesterday morning saw a
stump Of a cigar fall on the sidewalk
in front of the store OF Ellis a Hussev.
He made a second base slide for II.
and when he had 1t safely corraled be-
meath him he rolled his eyes around
another gamin had also seen the
STUMP fall.
Dat war In Cuba is making Hav-
anas skace. an YOU can't take no
chances" he remarked. as he brushed
off the ash and blew away the sand
and dust from the coveted snipe. Co.
ing into the store. he said to Charley
Ellis:
Boss. gimme a match. please, sab"
Matches are not here to give away.
but to SELL" said Mr.. Ellis. assuming
a look of intense severity. -....
"Dey is. eh?''
That's what they are" lsrf
We'll. how much is dey 'er box?"
"One cent t
The gamin tilted the stump In one
corner of his mouth. held to the band
of his pantaloons with one hand. ran
the other hand in his pocket and pull
ed forth a copper. Esf.
Gimme a box" and laid down a
cent.
He got the box. struck a match. lit
the stump so well that II poured forth
volumes of smoke. and then handing
the box back to Mr.. Ellis. assumed a
look of intense severity and said:
Put dat box on de shelf. and de
mex time a gemmen come in hyar and
ak you fer a match you gin him one
outen nv box"
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Montana Union.
NORTHERN PACIFIC.

TRAINS ARRIVE AT BUTTE.
No. q from ST Paul. Chicago
and all Eastern points. arrives
Northern Pacific local depot
NJ. u. No. Z. from Spokane. Ia
coma, Seattle. Portland and all
Coast points. arrives Montana
Union dsp p2N aah lEs st;i RiiTsrh iu'~ N
NJ. u. No. I, fol Spokane Taco
ma, Seattle. Portland aud all
Coast and California points,
daily At ..'...... ...... . $50 . m
No s. for 81. Paul. Chicago and
all Eastern, Southern and Ca
madam points, leaves Northern
Pacific local depot daily at.....1o:So m
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ANACONDA TIME CARDS.

Butte. Anaconda a Pacific r. r.
thine schedule.)
All trains arrive and depart from Butte.
Anaconda & Pacific depot
ARRIVE IN ANACONDA.
No. 3, Butte express. daily. .... .12:o6 p m
No l. Buuoe express. making con-
nectscn at Butte with Grsaf
Northern railway through
trains from East and West. ar
rtves daily ............. ........... 5:<s m
DEPART FROM ANACONDA.
No 2 Burte express. departs
only MINIMUM. ..............s. Wv - "
No 4. Bucte express for st. Paul
and all Easoern and Western
points. departs DAILY ............. 500 . m
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To California without Change via ..Th,
Milwaukee,"

On every Saturday during the win
ter an elegant Pullman Tourist Sleep
er will leave Minneapolis (S:25 a. m.).
ST. Paul (S:35 a. MI. and arrive at Los
Angeles, Cal, at $50 D. m. following
Wednesday.
Via The Milwaukee's" famous He
drick Route" to Kansas City, thence
via the A. T. & S. F Ry. through
Southern California.
A most delightful winter route to
the coast.
Quicker time is made via this route
between st. Paul and Minneapolis and
California than via any other line.
Rate per double berth. Sc through
from ST. Paul and Minneapolis.
Leave ST. Paul and Minneapolis
every Saturday morning. arriving Los
Angeles every Wednesday afternoon.
For berths. complete information and
lowest rates, apply to THE Milwaukee
agents. st. Paul or Minneapolis, or
address ]. t. Conley,
Asst Genl Pass. Agt..
st. Paul Mimi
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be made a pleasure In stead Of a bur-
den by travelling a route rich In resour-
ces,. and lined with prosperous cities.
Time and service via the Union PacI-
&c system are unsurpassed: only two
changes from Butte TO New York city,
and no vexatious delays az desolate
junction points. All trains are lighted
with gas and lifted with modern appli-
ances.
once. conner Main street and Broad
WAY Butte
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SON NETTING NEW.

Meals Served In Carte on the Great
Northern Dining Cars.
The Great Northern through train.
leaving Butte at $40 p. m. carries q
dining car and will serve supper leav-
Ing Butte a la carte hereafter. This Is
the only line running dining car out OF
Butte. Buffet and library car on every
through main line train.
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General Lew Wallace. the reno wned
soldier. statesman. traveller and author.
pays this compliment to the ChIca 20,
Milwaukee & ST. Paul railway In the st.
Paul Evening News-Record. Oct. 6, 1894:
II have travelled all over the United
States and Europe. but never before have
I seen such magnificent train service as
enjoyed on the Milwaukee between Chi
cago and st. Paul The private compart-
ment cars are superior to anything oc
the kind ever saw"
The trainr referred 10 by the author OF
ben Hur" are vestibuled throughout,
heated By steam. lighted by electricity
and arranged with the famous electrio
berth reading lamp.
J. T. coNLEY.
Asst Gen. Pass. Agt,
ST. Paul. MINI.
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Montana Union Time Card.
BUTTE TIME CARDS.

Butte. Anaconda 81 Pacific r. r.
All tralns arrive and depart from Great
Norrhera depot At Butte.
ARRIVE IN BUTTE.
No. g. Anaconda express. arrives
daily ..........-... ................ s:S q m
No. 4. Anaconda express. con-
nectlng with Great Northern
railway through trains for East
and West, arrives daily. ........ AIS p m
DEPART FROM BUTTE.
No. 3. Anaconda express. leaves
danny .............. ...............1 o:4s a m
No. I. Anaconda express from 81.
Paul. Helena and intermediate
points, leaves dafly ............ 500 m
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The Northern Pacific has inaugural
I'd a change that will be appreciated by
a large section OF the travelling public
by running a tourist sleeper through
from ST. Paul to San Francisco with
out change. every week. This car leaves
ST. Paul every Wednesday and will
pass Garrison every Friday at 1880 A.
m. The car connects at Portland with
the Southern Pacific. and lays there
only 20 minutes.
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speciaI Excur.ion Rate..

Effective Oct. 6. special steamship ex.
cursion rates to Scandinavian. English
German and French points have beer
authorized: also an additional reduc-
ton in the through rates to Cape
Town and johannesburg. effective Oct
10. via the Great Northern railway
]. z. Dawson. general agent, Al ~
Main street, Butte
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u cloak for his airs. Just as he tries
90 be witty and is only absurd, he
tries TO be superb and only struts. His
efforts to softly moderate his voice and
make II musical merely render him ef-
Terminate. i can symDathize with the
donkey who. 10 be original, declined
TO bray. but had the donkey starved
himself TO death he would have been
original too. but also silly.
Wednesday-If my tailor were TO
slap me jOcularly on the back. assure
me that / was the boy for him. and
become confidentially impudent In the
art Of assuring me that 1 could buy
clothes OF him at a bargain, / should
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For a quick trip to Chicago try the
Burlington route via Northern Pacific
at Billings.
Taking effect Oct. 10th the Buriing-
ton route will sell first-ciass tickets 10
all Missouri river points at 335; second
class. $50. Phil Daniels. T.. +. and p.
A, Butte: w. w. Johnston. c. A. Bill
ings. Mont
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Keens Men Poor.

The clerk might be boss II he lad the
head for az. The brains are there, but
they don't seem TO work. The trouble
usually begins IN the stomach. Indlges-
tton keeps men poor because they dent
know they have it. but imagine something
else. Rlpa1s Tabules insure sound dyes
lrion and clear mead. They regulate the
entire system Ask the druggist for a
hoy
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tafety. sPeed and Confort
Can be had by usiag the Northern Pa
c!nc. Their train IL the nrst 70 reach 81
Paul. notwithsand.ng the fact = does no,
leave Butte until 1910 p m. four hours
and % minutes later than trains Oh any
other hne.
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A Is by,s III streh.

My baby had Group and was saved by
Shiloh's Cure" writes Mrs. ]. b. Martin.
of Huntsville, Ala.
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A SECRET?

Does Il concern your health, and all
that depends upon your health?
Does II trouble and perplex you until
your head aches and your heart seems
too full 10 hold III
Is your manhood trembling in the bal
ance?
DO you feel the need of sympathy
counsel and aid?
Then come 10 DR.. Sweany. and In sa-
cred confidence tell him all.
He will do more than nelp you keep
your secret. He will help you to forget
Diseases fully cured soon cease to be
even matters OF memory.
Don't confess 20 your family. II will
only cause them shame and grief.
Don't tell your closest friend. Friend
ships are not always lasting and the
temptation to gossip is great.
II you cannot come to San Francisco
write DR.. Sweany freely and fully. with
the assurance that your letter will be
kept carefully concealed from curious
eyes.
ONCE Hours-s to u a. m. 2 to and z
TO p. m. Sundays. 10 to IL a. m. only.
F. l.. SWEANY, M. D.
1877 Marke. St.. S. r., Cal.
Opposite the Examiner office.
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Great Northern.
TRAINS LEAVE BUTTE.

Train No. "a, Atlantic express,
east-bound, for st. Paul, Chi
ern points. ......................... e:1o m
express SIS ........... $50. :. :. 500 a m
TRAINS ARRIVE BUTTE.
Train No. q, Pacific express,
west-bound from st. Paul, Chr
cago and all eastern points,. $3.50 m
Train No. /, Helena and Butte
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Dated Nov. 5. 1895.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-04-16
EASTER Az THE REFoRMATORY.
The Boys Have Happy Day with
Fine Music. Etc.

The Boys Have n Happy Day with
Fine Music. Etc.
Easter was observed in a most appro-
pirate and enjoyable manner by the in
mates Of the Laurel Reformatory. The
principal service was at IL \. NJ, when
the music was a prominent feature. There
is considerable talent and, under the
efficient teaching of Professor Gibson, the
musical instructor the boys have gained
"A reputation 10 be envied by all. The
singing Sunday was with cornet accom-
paniment. and a full band Of sixteen
pieces gave several beautiful selections.
Below is the programme in full: Process
siOnal march by the band. Singing,
doxology. Song. Easter Bells" Scrip
ture reading from Matthew. Song. He
is Risen from the Dead" Selection by
the band. zone Sweetly, Solemn
Thought" Song. Christ Arose" Prayer
closing with Lords Prayer. Anthem,
Christ is Risen" Recitation. Faster
Morn" Song THE Risen King" Ad-
dress on the lesson. Song, Welcome,
Happy Morning" Recitation, THE Re
surrect0n." Anthem, Christ. the Lord,
is Risen To-Day" Remarks. by the
superintendent. Song, "EasterDay. We
Hail Thee" Scripture reading from John
Xxx. Selection by the band, Come Ye
DisconsOlate." tbisiYgue. Scripture.
Song, Christ IS Risen; Tell the Story"
Selection by the band. DO Not Let the
Word Depart" Song. He is Not Here;
But is RISEN Prayer. Selection by the
band, Nearer. Ny God, to Thee Song.
"Our Sun and Shield" Benediction.
Chant, yesterday" Grand-march ceie-
bration by the band.
At : y NJ fhe EDfgrooai evening SER
vice, conducted by ST. Andrews Brother
hood, was read. at which several OF the
above pieces were repeated.
The boys had three colored eggs each
for breakfast as a gentle reminder of the
times.
The chapel was very prettily decorated
with blooming plants and moss; also. some
very handsome and artistic drawings ap-
prOpriate 70 the Sunday-schOol lesson.
The day closed with song service, and
all the boys and visitors will keep Easter
iu mind for some time como