New-York tribune., 1895-12-28
TIE talk or TIL" DAY.

\ French scientist that girls who play on the
piano suffer from great many nervous malades
The Folly of TT mght as well plead guilty.
Judge" owned up the penitent prisoner at the bar.
dns m Il hSa you 'se Rs se O. ea fs HF
let ne go, but | don't reckon that wodid worK Tr IN
this ! stole the hog, Judge. '-tCncdgo IT'D
une.
Ancient coins. many OF which antedate tho Chris
tiln era are made in large quantities in London.
and sCi all over the world.
gentleman ore day took his little iai out for
walk, but the boy from some cause or otner go'
piease aa sir havs you Seen mar without littIs
boy? Cause, II you have Use that little ooy -'1it
Bits
David Jones. Of Anders,r. -. ms not slep; for
nearly month Two years ago he had a s.eepless
spell Of n.rety-;hree days, and last year he re-
mained continuously awake for lSl days.
proud Republican papa and his thirteen-year-
for the want OF something better to say piped out:
MIR. Name Reed we have all OF your books in our
Mr.. Reed explained that he was not the ce ebrated
Captain Mayne Reid, and the boy looked very much
dsapponte Nv ashington Times.
THE San Francisco Cal" says that there is no
State in the Union save California that can ceie-
brate her Christmas holidays w.;h an ice palace
festival IN place and picnic amid blossoms IN
another
lie worked likewise. for posterity.
AS any Will attest
Who VIII stop and think, for ne Is the man
-(Detro:t Tribune.
Our clergyman preached a sermon to wIdOwe"
to-day"
What was his icAt?'
''sorrow not as those ths: have hope""
Mrs woo:bert5n Cmpatiently)-Get outen dis
house yo good 20 muffin lazy Niger. Yo oughter
be shamed yo'seif. stt:n' dar al de day long
witcnn' yo' wife make de libbin TO de famblly.
talk to me dat way sfo we was dun married Yo
uster call me sugar den: Mrs. Wooleerton-Yei an
l call 20 sugar now-.oaf sugar. OATS what yo is
loaf sugar'-tPuck.
GadzooSs-The people Of Cripple Creek hope soon
to see gold as plentiful in the camp iron is In
other places
Zounds-Why. are the mines rich as that?
Gadzooks-Who said anything about mines? The
god they are after is gbod United States gold coin
now In the possession OF simple minded people IN
the East.
Your little Tommy looks tired out. Mrs. simp
"Yes'm: y HIS been a-keepin up with five
Sunday schools: but tn Christmas rush is over now
ord
A Topeka paper tells how two little fellows Id
that city struck mine of amusement one day last
week. and worked 1t for all 1t worth. Their
plan to stand at the street corner and when .
pedestrian got In range they called out eXcited!
pointing to the victims feet: Say You dropped
your footsteps" 1t great fun-for the boys
Presently old lady approached the corner. sne
was fat and looked important The boys hugged
themselves in sheer delight. This time. to proons
the enjoyment. they began: Say, missus! 'Scuse
us. but you dropped something Dear me. WhatI
Such nice boys I'm sure" And she stopped ana
picked up silver quarter lying directly before her
and sailed On.
Cattish.-Mss Passe-Dear me! One cannot cros c,
the street without lot of horrid men staring -
one. a.
Maud Ethe-They don't look more than once o"
they. dear?-tCincinDau Enquirer.
The Rules OF the Game-Pat and Nike were woi.
ing together. and Nike had a jug OF whiskey ""'.a
kept convenient. One day they were w.
called away. and Mike ted playing-card. the "'H.
OF diamonds the jug. with his name on II a
a warning not to touch. Pat shook his head a""
objected vigorously.
''Shure. the none of dl'monds Is no sood. MoiAe'
AN why not? .
"Why not? Is IL dumb ye are? Any fe!iy comm ..
along with the tin OF dimonds can take II. sau'e'
\ Tongue-Tws,er-rry 1t yourself. very SONY SONY
and carefully until YOU can say u eashy' i"~-
pass II along TO your friends. Here Il IS: =, :.
'She stood at the gate. welcoming him IN, a,
Ten 10 one person trying 10 pronounce tne .S,v
tence for the first time VIII fumhle IL iausnsv~xI
elocutlonary exercises. They give YOU cont'oro
your vocal organs. that you ;an enunciate paun
erly. just finger exercises on the piano OF os"-
give control OF the fingers. u..
What an immense amount OF MECHANICAL prac,nsssss
does Il require To establish anyth.nS IKE 60 -
sympathy between the bran and the physical =
gans.-lp lphiladelphia Record