The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-07-07
SLICK sLAPs AND SLIM SLAMS

Atchison Globe: Irhe Wichita liar has
discovered 4-yearSld boy in that town
who reads Dickens works, and can write
TO beat Spencer.
Kingfisher Free Press; The Wichita
Eagle is the best edited daily paper printed
in the west and comes nearer hitting the
bulls-eye every pop.
Topeka Capital: Thirteen decisions by
the southern appellate court are published.
all the judges and Victor Murdoch con-
curing in every case
Mt. Hope AIntor: Gold eagles are scarce
down here, and silver eagles more So
In fact the only silver eagle We ever saw
was the Wichita Eagle
Marion Record: The Wichita Eagle
! never took any stock in the Oklahoma
gold business from the first. The Okla
homa folks will have TO announce the dis
! covery of silver to catch the Eagle.
Atchison Globe: Hereafter any man
who is particularly clever should be de-
scribed as being ''ss cunning as wichita
The game that town worked on Attorney
i General Dawes was particularly smooth
Hutchinson News: The Hutchinson ten
mis- players mopped up the earth with
! their Wichita contestants at that
place Thursday. OF course Hutchinson
can mop up the earth with Wichita any
! time.
| Emporia Republican,: Attorney Gen
! eral Dawes who has been in W!chi'a III
| vestigatine the saloon business. declares
/ that he will enforce the law IL he can mo
ANYBODY to carry guns. Mr.. Dawes should
make good his Pitcher bluff before making
any new ones.
Emporia Republican: There are three
] rs in lmily-AlCniSOI,
/ Wichita and Leavenworth. Atchison Sot
| caught and was given a sound spanking.
| Wichita played cute and got away. and
Leavenworth is still at large. She thinks
She is too big to tickle.
| Emporia Gazette: There Is talk OF tax
| ing the Texas train off the I'll Dorado
branch a week from Sunday. Marsh MUIR
docks Wichita graft on the Santa f'e Is
| deeper than Bent'S. They said that Inc
Eagle would tear up its nest wnen II
| heard what is going on.
! Lawrence Journal: Instead or sitting
down and crying as Atchison did. Wichita
| pulled the wool over the eyes or thS OF
! ficials, or thinks it did, and then opened
I'D as soon as the attorney general lN'
| town. Wichita does not waste all hel
cunning on the desert air.
| Atchison Globe: One Of these days
circus will strike Wichita, and. after II
has left town, It will be noticed thai
| Colonel Mary Lease is missing. The cir
Gus will steal her. No enterprising buyer
! for a circus will let Mrs. Lease in Syrian
| trousers on a bicycle get away from him.
Mt. Hope Mentor: An old colored woman
| got on the train at Chicago with a ticket
| for Wichita, Kan. She whooped and
| shouted for the train to hurry up. and
yelled for the fireman 10 put on more Goa
| and beat the fire." for she wanted to get
/ to Wichita. 1t is needless to say thai
she was crazy.
| Arapahoe Bee: We have waited three
weeks for Vic. Murdoch or Isenberg "a
suggest that the gentle zeyphrs in theii
annual spring moving had brought oui
collaborating sand from the Black Hills
and playfully dropped 1t along the hills
| of Boggy creek. What's the matter, boys
Are your funny bones out of Joint?
| Garden City Herald: Wichita has +
| year-old boy that reads Dickens with de-
! light and understanding. and who finds
| Latin as easy as his mother tongue.
! There are some awful smart people IN
! Wichita and if they keep on improving
| the breed of children, it won't be long
until we read Of specialized scientists at
eight, and bald-headed professors at ten'
as being common sights in that city.
| Lawrence Journal: A few alleged Re
! publcans down at Wichita got together
the other day after they had been beaten
| out of their socks by honest money Re
publicans. and passed a resolution 10 the
effect that they would support no man
for president who is not for the free and
unlimited coinage OF silver at Is to 1.
Speaking of standing pat on bobtailed
flush. how is the Wichita resolution for a
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