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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

The Morris TRIBUNE came to our
table last week as an eight-page pa
per, all home print, and stated that
hereafter the entire paper will be
printed at home. It's columns con-
tains an enviable amount of adver-
Using, besides being neat, newsy
and clean, all of which demonstrates
the enterprise and prosperity Of that
thriving little city. The TRIBUNE is
certainly paper worthy Of the sue
cess it has attained and the publisher
is to be congratulated. Glenwood
Herald.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09
HOW He WORKED A MINE.
The Sheep Mountaineer Enlightens the
College Bred Inquirer.

r.
SHOW do we work mine?'' exclaim-
cd the Sheep mountaineer. Well. you
unsophisticated, undeveloped outcrop-
ping of the land of the rising sun, I'll
proceed to enlighten your beclouded col.
lege bred understanding.
The college bred young man from the
land of the rising sun sat down on q
$500 to the ton chunk of ore and turned
his undivided attention to listening to a
discourse on mineralogy,
s''We first prospect around until we
find tunnel in on the jugular vein and
a pile of ore on the dump. Then If the
other Teller ain t looking we jump. Then
we proceed to sink a shaft on the float,
gather all the gangue and sack it, being
careful to preserve, technical phrases In
meteorological science in so doing. Then
we prospect the stockholders with an as
sessment, and if they don't come down
put in blast. At this point we call the
roll, grab No warranted not to rip,
wear, tear, ravel, cut or run down at
the heel ragical, tragical, irrasive smelt-
er and run up our stack. Ii the other
Teller holds the best hand, the stack
will diminish, and we consequently
drift for pay streak. If we don't get
through drifting by fall, it's the fust
thing we go at in the spring. We now
concentrate our efforts, and if the. silver
PANIED out don't have the eagle stamp
ed on it we sample the outcropping IN
every saloon within a radius of ten
miles and take a fresh chew of tobac-
co. Then we get to work in earnest,
salt the dump and go east and sell all
the stock we can. We return, renew our
grub pile, pack it into the cabin and
wait for spring to open and the snow to
go off. During this period we amuse
ourselves playing seven up for the
drinks. We then import a mining and
civil engineer, run a few levels, cross
cut for another assessment, get it, cave
in the shaft and abandon the property.
Then The Sheep mountaineer paused
for moment to catch his breath, but
the moment was fatal to his learned dis
course, for the college bred young man
from the land of the rising sun feebly
reached for his pick, staggered slowly
to his feet, looked wildly through the
limpid atmosphere toward the summit
of Sheep mountain and disappeared be-
hind the giant outcroppings of the Big
Eliza lode. Lump City Miner.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

The Little Falls Herald has again
changed hands. This time the
Vasaly Bros. take hold of it, who are
prominent newspaper men and no
doubt will keep the paper going on
the road to success as started by
their predecessor, F. B. Simmons.
Mr.. Simmons is a good newspaper
man and an all round hustler and we
trust it will not be long before he will
again be hitched UP.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

The Pioneer Press of last Monday
devotes considerable space to the dry
ing Up of lakes in the Northwest, but
fails to give any remedy. It is we'll
known fact, and one to be regretted,
that lakes in this vicinity have wholly
disappeared and the lake bottoms are
being cultivated, while others have
in size to great extent.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

No firm in town own their clothing
anv cheaper than we do, no matter
by what n ames it goes. We have an
elegant stock of Mems and Boys suits
and overcoats, new goods bought for
cash from the best clothing makers in
America. While we now offer at
precisely what the goods cost us, in
order to close out our stock at once,
as we positively quit business here.
Chas. Wilson.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09
Ancient Ropes.

While conducting series of tests
with 100 ton testing machine at the
Yorkshire college in England, which in
cluded the testing of "a steel wire rope,
Professor Goodman stated that such
ropes were not a modern invention, and
that he had recently seen a bronze wire
rope one-half inch indiameter and from
90 to 80 feet long, which had beenfound
buried in the ruins of Pompeii, and
which must have been at least 1000
years old. Philadelphia Ledger.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09
A President on Brandy for
Sickness.

The President of the Baltimore
Medical College, who has thoroughly
tested Speer's wines and brandy says;
| am prepared to bear testimony to
the value Of Speer's Climax Brandy
as pure and and valuable article in
all cases of disease in whicha reliable
stimulant is required. I regard it
superior to most French Brandies..
Harvey l.. Byrd M. D.
President and Professor of Obstet-
RIGS and Diseases of Women and
Children, Baltimore Medical College.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09
A Whole Family.

Rev. LA. Dunlap, of Mount Vern-
on, Mo-. says. Ny children were
afflicted with a cough resulting from
the measels, my wife with cough
that had prevented her from sleeping
more or less for five years, and your
White Wine of Tar Syrup has cured
them all. For sale by H. L. Hulburd
& Co. H
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09
Another Important Announcement
by the
NORTHERN PACIFIC.

Is the through tourist car service
between ST. Paul, Minneapolis and
Sacramento and San Francisco Cal
ifonia via Portland and the famous
Shasta route. The Northern Pacific
overland train leaving st. Paul every
Wednesday carries these cars. For
reservation and other Information
apply to Chas. ID. Sterling Agt. N. p.
r. r. Morris, MINI.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

The world has lost another emf
nent and great man in the person Of
Prof. I'll. Ell. Boyesen, who died very
suddenly last week. He was born in
Norway, but came to this country
when young man. He stood uncom-
monty high in his profession of liter
allure and education.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09
New Jersy Grape Juice sent to
Europe.

Mr.. Speer, of New Jersy has a
reputation extending over the world
as being areliable produce of Oporto
Grape Juice and Port Wine. His
Oporto Juice and Port Wine are
ordered by families in Dresden, Lon
don and Paris for their superior medi-
cinal virtues, and blood making
quality, owing to the iron contained
IN the soil in which the vines grow.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

Mrs. Gov. Culberson of Texas, says
let them fight. Well, if there was any
certainty that the participants
would kill each other, we would voice
the sentiments of the governors wife,
but not otherwise.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

The state dairy commissioner, of
Minnesota, reports that eighty cream
cries and twenty cheese factories have
been started in Minnesota this year.
He accounts for the large preponder-
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

Gov. Morton has announced him
self and is now working tooth and
nail for the nomination. He evident
ly is a believer in the old saying, cts
the early bird that catches the worm"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

Now that the base ball season is
over the surgeon and undertaken will
be kept busy for a while over the
remnants Of the foot ball team.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

The Minneapolis Tribune is talking
of consolidating the two towns. We
would state that the first step the
Tribune ought to take is to get an
improved Calling gun and kill off
some Of the old fossils then there
would be some show of consolidation.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09
As the Durrant case draw

As the Durrant case draws near to
close, the moose apparently is draw
ing tighter around the murderer's
neck. The attempt to prove an alibi
was a complete failure. It is expect
ed this week will decide the fate of
accused.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

The Prince of Wales says Dunrav--
en- was too hasty. The PRINCE is. the
first and only man living that ever
accused an Englishman of being in a
hurry.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

The Morris TRIBUNE, one of the
progressive papers Of Western Min
nesota, has put in new Taylor press,
and will hereafter be all printed at
home Little Falls Herald.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

Now that the prize fights are
knocked out in Texas, it is more than
likely the fight will come off in In
dian Territory. It is a good place
for them. Better fence them up and
keep there.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

We would call the attention of our
readers to the new advertisements in
the TRIBUNE to-day. Read them, as
they offer you special inducements.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

Stevens county has a population of
6,543, gain of l ,292 since 1890. The
state has 1,573, $50, gain Of 271,524
since 1890.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

Charley Towne of Duluth is doing
some spouting on a 16 to | basis.
His audience Is empty seats to |
filled.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

Reed and Mckinley must be at the
same trade saving wood. Neither
are saying a word.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

One thing the Northern Pacific
don't lack for is receivers, eight hav-
ing been appointed by different
judges along the line.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

State politics are very quiet. The
cold snap the past few days must
have started them all to saving
wood
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

Read the continued story now run
ming in the TRIBUNE:
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

Harrison must be still in the race.
We have heard of no withdrawal.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09
The Only
Blood. !.
Purifier.

Before the people today, and
which stands prominently
above all other medicines, is
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1895-10-09

WEDNESDAY. OCT, 8, 1895.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04
Slapped Grants Face.

A reporter for a Columbus, O., pa.
per enjoys the unique distinction of
having once slapped Ulysses S. Grant
in the face. In the lobby of u hotel,
says the Dispatch of that city recently
he was speaking of having met distin-
guished people, he said: Eyes, sir, l
once slapped a President of the United
States in the face, not a playful tap
but a blow delivered with all the force
that was capable of. 1t happened in
this way: My father was a representa-,
tive in Congress in 1870 and | was
about five years old but was a tradi.
tional limb for a trait that
| have happily conquered" and the
newspapermen smiled with q serene air
of one who thinks he knows himself
thoroughly. ITO cut a long story short
| was taken by my father up to the
speakers desk TO meet Mr.. Grant who
was visiting the House. The President
asked nue. my name and said: Shake
hands with me, my little man. l
looked up and saw a stern looking
man with sandy whiskers who was an.
parantly glazing down at me and in a
fit of fright reached up and slapped
him in the face with all my tiny
strength. He seemed nettled for a mo-
ment and then turned away to speak to
some one. My father carried me strue.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04
Rain in PHILADELPHIA.

The elevator boy in one of the big
Philadelphia hotels is back, discrimi
mating. communicative and from Vir.
ginny, sab. On Thursday night | train.
ed furiously. He lisa religious darkey
and much looked up to and respected
by his color among the rest of the help.
He is overload of praying. He will
pray for anything.
Tom" l asked on Friday night,
did you pray for the rain we had last
night?"
"Oh, yes, sab, l sholy did, sab, en- it
Gomez
"Why did you want rain, Tom?"
For de farmers, sab. De papers say
dey need'n rain mighty bad, sab, to
help wild de craps"
1t rained Friday afternoon, and in
the evening | asked Tom if bis prayers
were responsible for that, Tom laugh.
ed.
mo, sab, dat rain wusn't sent fur
me dis time. Dat was a Quaker man,
sab. l didn't want no mo- rain les
now sab. Rut l reck n de Quakers did,
en- when de Quakers say thee an
thou dey kin git anything day wants
out O. heaven, ah."--Mew York Press.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04
The Barber's Question.

Old Mack is n messenger in one OF
the departments has a good record as a
soldier and for several years has been
a faithful employee of the government.
says the Washington Star.
Like many of the war veterans he
can draw the long bow when occasion
requires. He was out in a terrible
North Dakota blizzard once on a time
and when he recovered from the effects
OF the sever freeze he was minus a
small portion of each ear; and some.
times he gets very tired of the ques.
tions his 'ear marks bring out.
Not long ago he was in a barber shop
down town having his hair cut and the
tonsorial artist had his curiosity
aroused.
"How did you lose part of your carr"
as he was working the shears along
carefully on the starboard side of
Mack's head.
Lost that under Grant in the Wilder
ness said Mack with a sober face,
Pretty soon the shears were nipping
on the other side and another section
of ear was disclosed missing.
Hello, how did you lose this oneY"
the hairdresser asked standing off and
viewing his workmanship.
Lost that one under Napoleon at
Marengo," was the imperturable re-
Spouse.
The barber was siienced for awhile
but when he had received his fee and
was shaking out his cloth he started
the old gentleman who had put on his
hat and his hand ON the door knob,
with:
Ibid you lose anything when you
were under Noah in the arkp"
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04

Mrs. Phoebe Thomas, of Junction
City, ILL.,, was told by her doctors that
she had consumption and that there
was no hope for her, but two bottles of
DR.. Kings New Discovery completely
cured her and she says it saved her
life. Thomas Eggers, 139 Florida Street,
San Francisco, suffered from a dread.
full cold, approaching consumption,
tried without result everything else,
then bought one bottle of DR.. Kings
New Discovery and in two weeks was
cured. He is naturally thankful. 1t
is such results, of which these are sam.
Piles, that prove the wonderful efficacy
of this medicine in coughs and colds.
Free trial bottles at F. E. Britton s
drug store. Regular size SOC and 81.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04
Nom Resident Notice.
In the Chancery Court at Jonesboro,
Washington County, Tennessee.
w. F. Correll ct ux. vs.. L. A. Davi

w. F. Correll ct ux. vs.. L. A. Davis
ct uX.
In this case it appearing from the
allegations of compliments bill which
is sworn to that the defendants L. A..
Davis and wife Agile Davis are non
residents of the State of Tennessee: 1t
is ordered by me that publication be
made for four successive weeks as re-
quired by law, in the Herald and Trib.
une, a newspaper published in Jones'
boro in said county, notifying said
non resident defendants to appear be-
fore our said Chancery Court at a
Court to be holden at the Court House
in Jonesboro, on the First Monday of
January, 1896, and make defense to
said bill or the allegations thereof will
be taken for confessed and this cause
set for hearing exparte as to them.
w. F. YoUNG, G. & NJ.
This November o, 1895. piss
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04
Old PeODle,

Old people who require medicine to
regulate the bowels and kidneys will
lind the true remedy in Electric Bitters.
This medicine does not stimulate and
contains no whisky nor other intoxi.
cant, but acts as a tonic and Alternative.
1t acts mildly on the stomach and
bowels, adding strength and giving
tone to the organs, thereby aiding ma
ture in the performance of the func
tons. Electric Bltters is an excellent
appetizer and aids digestion. Old peo.
pie find it just exactly what they need.
Price fifty cents per bottle at F. E.
Britton's drug store.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04

Nervous people should eat fat food.
Every irritated and exhausted nerve
should, if possible, be coated with fat.
With the fat should be combined
grain foods and vegetables for strength
and fruit to keep up a healthful con-
sistency of the blood.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04

Peddler-That little book on How
to Preserve the Hair" is the key to the
entire situation.
Badly-I am very sorry; but l have
not a single lock that it would fit
Household Words.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04

Pastor Ito sexton)-Mr. Bloozin, why
don't you see that seats in the church
are busted once in awhile?
Sexton-I do sir. The congregation
does it every Sunday morning, sir
Roxbury Gazette.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04

The Tennessee machine gives it out
that the Democracy.can have harmony
on the condition that it denounces the
Democratic President and indorses the
little bosses who have split the party.
Not on those terms, thank you.-Mem
phis Scimitar.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04
TO HORSE OWNERS.
~InsOlyent Notice.

The insolvency of the estate of A. G.
Mason deceased having been suggested
to the County Court of Washington
County, Tennessee. all persons having
claims against said estate are hereby
notified to appear and file the same
authenticated in the prescribed
by law, with the Clerk of said Court
on or before the 2Sth day of February,
1896. Any claims not filed within the
time aforesaid, will be forever barred
both in law and equity. This October
2S, 1895.
F. A. MASON. Administrator
JACOB LEAB, Clerk.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04
Rheumatism Runs Riot

when there is Tactic acid in the blood.
Liniments and lotions will be of no
permanent benefit. A cure can be &C,
complished only by neutralizing this
acid and for this purpose Hoods Sar.
saparilla is the best medicine because
Hoods Sarsaparilla is the only true
blood purifier prominently in the pub.
lie eye.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04
Offer Extraordinary !

Remember, we furnish the AMERICAN AG-
RICULrURIsT and our paper, one year each,
also the Book containing 800 pages Of useful
Information for everybody, for only 81 75.
Address HERALD AND TRIBUNE.
Jonesboro. Tenn.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04

Benny Bloobumper-What do they
do in bucket shops, papaY
Mr., Bloobumper-You should say.
Whom do they do in bucket shops?:''
They do the bucket shoppers.-Life.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04
Potash.

Cling to his desk and then, despite the
fact that a gentleman from u western
State was reading a speech he whipped
me soundly and l guess / deserved it. Z"
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04
All Recommend IL.

Ask your physician, your druggist
and your friends about Shiloh's CuIe
for consumption. They will recon.
mend it. Sold by Mathes& Patton.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04
1900 Offered Free!
OFFICE FIRST NATIONAL RANK,

OFFICE FIRST NATIONAL RANK.
NASHVILLE, TENN, April 6, 1906.
PROF. il D%RAUGHoN, PREs.D RAucHoN's PRAc.
TIcAL BUSINESS COLLEGE, NASHVILLE, TENN.
DEAR SIR 1.-THE time for which Won deposited
500 three months ago to day as a forfeit under
your proposition to give 500 to any charitable
institution IN Nashville and sIooto any Business
College south OF the Ohio River, fyou could not
show more written applications for Bookkeepers
and Stenographers during the PAST FIVE
MoNTHS than anyother Business College south
OF the Ohio River could show in the PAST FIVE
YEARS, has this day expired, and, no demand
having been made, the same is now held subject
to your check. Respectfully,
W. F. BANG, Cashier.
MIA certificate of deposit for the above
was published in the daily papers of Nashville,
the CfTciHHdW Enquirer, the AHdnM CogsIiin.
non, and thirty thousand circulars, giving the
eoIeges three months time to accept. -NasA-
mile DAILY A0ierieaH, Abr'l 2, 1895.
Write PROF. J. T. DRAusHoN, Nashville, Tenn,
Tor his free Catalogue.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04
InsOlYeMt Notice.

The insolvency of the estate of w. T.
5. Miller deceased. having been sug.
gested to the County Court of Wash.
ington County. Tennessee, all persons
having Claims against said estate IRE
hereby notified TO appear and file the
same. authenticated in the manner
prescribed by law with the Clerk of
said Court. on or before the Gath day
OF February. 1896 Any claims not
filed within the time aforesaid will be
forever haired both in law and equity.
This October 2S. 1895.
JAMES Nj. GRESHAM. Administrator.
JACOB LEAB, Clerk.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04
Catarrh Cured,

health and sweet breath secured, by
Sihloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price %
cents. Nasal injector free. Mathes &
Patton.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04

Do not take any substitute when you
ask for one true blood purifier, Hoods
S~arsaparilla. Insist upon Hood 3 and
ONLY Huod's
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04
American
AgriCulturis
An Ideal Farm aod Family Weekly.
ITS FARM FEATURES,

Such as Live Stock, Dairying, Horticul-
ture, Poultry, Market Gardening. and other
topics, written by Practical and Successful
Farmers, supplemented with Illustrations
by able artists, combine to make IL ~invalua-
bic TO those who "farm IL for a living"
The Latest Markets and Commercial
Agriculture are Leading Features in which
the AGRICNLTURIsT Is not excelled.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04
COLUMN.
EDITED BY JoNEsBoRo W. C. t. U.

The w. CT. U. meets every Thursday
in the Temerance Hall, at $50 PM.
The first Thursday is a meeting for
reports of local superintendent of
work done in the month. The second
Thursday is the notify bible reading.
The third, we have the responsive
readings on the different departments
of work. Fourth Thursday, the moth
ers' meeting. The public are cordially
invited to attend any of these meet
ings. The Loyal Temperance Legion
meets Immediately after the ladies'
meeting, every Thursday.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04

Hoods Pills act easily, yet promptly
and effectively on the liver and bowels.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04

Chamberlain's Eye and Skin Ointment
Is mequalled for Eczema, letter, Salt
REeum, Scald Head, Sore Nipples, Charped
Hands, Itching Piles, Burns, Frost Bites,
Chronic Sore Ives and t~iranuIated Eve Lids.
For sale by druggists at % rents per box.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04

1t does these things, not in a feeble
and uncertain way, but with assured
and triumphant power.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04

Rubberneck Bill-Whatever come of
English Joe?
Pete-Last heerd of him lie was in
the ultinatum business.
THE what?n
"Holdin' up tenderfeet. Washing
ton Star.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-12-04
A Natural BeautiHer.

Karl's Clover Root Tea puriies the
blood and gives a clear and beautiful
complexion. For sale by Mathes and
Patton.