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The Penn's Grove record., 1895-12-20
A PHEASANT

was given to James Z. Morrison, a
former resident Of %PedrIcktown, at his
present home No BOZ Federal ST., Cam.
den, on Tuesday evening, 18th, by his
family and friends from Pedricktown,
Woodstown, Mauricetown aud Phila'
delphia, Joined by friends of Camden,
to celebrate his 6oth anniversary. The
guests were all s9ugly housed in wait
ing. AT his return home he met the
greetings Of this assembly, not with a
response of words, buG a face beaming
above the frosts OF three score years
signalled q welcome to all that told
nlore than words. After a good social
handshaking, Mrs. Morr ION led the
way to an abundant repsst prepared for
the occasion.
Ny old friend Il. G. on my left then
and there persistently waged war on
Turkey and the bones around him be-
spoke a victory. Pardon me when l
say
And living turkeys sang the lay,
We never mote shall meet HIM
For since he left his native tree
That fellows friend has eat him.
At The rendering of presents Mr..
Morrison was given a cup of cut glass
by his little grandson with the words
"Pop-Pop, here four cup" The cup
bears the inscription "Pop.Pop," the
title by which Clark addresses him.
After an evening's ~pleasantries we left
with the thoughts that life would be
sweeter with more such gatherings.
CAM DEN,
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Leading Events of the American
Revolution

A very complete and attractive 49,
page booklet, with this title and con-
tanning over so brief descriptions of
events, with dates-all for ten cents
has been Issued by The Spirit Of 76, of
No. IA Lafayette Place, New York
City. The book contains two separate
arrangements of each date: one being
alphabetical and the other by days. It
is extremely convenient for reference,
and easily worth several times the tiff
ling price. 1t may be added, that The
Spirit of '76 is a ten cent illustrated
patriotic and historical magazine, now
in its second year.
Major c. T. Picton is manager Of the
State Hotel, at Denison, Texas, which the
travelling men say is one of the best hotels
in that section, In epeaking of Chamber.
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrh@a Remedy
Major Picton says: 81 AVE used it myself
and in my family for several years, and
take pleasure in saying that ! consider it ar
infallible cure for diarrh@a and dysentery.
I always recommend it, and have frequent
ly administered it to my guests in the no
tel, and in every case it has proven itsel
worthy Of unqualified endorsements Fol
sale at Johnson's Drug Store, Penn's Grove
| Rrfn0 xanr ioh nrinkina M IN,
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CANTArA.

L am glad l saw this Christmas
Eve in Penn's Grove, N. J. 1t was
talked in Committee that the entertain
ments ought to be distributed to occur
on different nights that all might hear
them. 1t has been partly so arranged.
st. Pauls Christmas entertainment is
Tuesday night, Dec. Gath. It il. to excel
all others it ever had. Grand in detail,
elaborate in thought and design and no
expense and training spared to make
it q success and appropriate for the oc-
cation. 1t is a good time to remember
your friend with a present. There is
about 1926 boxes Of candies distributed.
Old Chris, az q rule, remembers the
pastor with a bird. By order of Cons
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When most needed it is not unusual for
your family physician to be away from
home. Such was the experience of Mr.. ].
Y. Schenck, editor of the Caddo, Ind. Ter,
Banner, when his little girl, two years OF
age was threatened with a severe attack Of
Group. He says: my wife insisted that !
go for the doctor, but as our family physic-
ian was out of town l purchased a bottle Of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, which re-
lieved her Immediately. | will not be
without it in the future" % and so cent
bottles for sale at Johnson's Drug Store,
Penn's Grove.
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O R E

lNeatly
Dress Patterns at ST..
10 yds. Atwood Mixed Cheviot.
10 yds. Fancy Cheviot.
8 yds. Novelty Weave.
20 styles.
Dress Pattern at $2.I5:
7yds. Atwood Fancy Suiting.
10 styles.
Dress Pattern at S2.45.
syds. 40 in. Bouretted Cheviot.
10 styles.
Dress Patterns at s..
syds. 81 in. Chameleon Suiting.
8 yds. Figured jacquard.
Syds. Imported Silk Mixed Novelty.
8 yds. Imported Chameleon Suiting.
6yds. 80 in. French Serge.
6yds. 50 in. Ladies' Cloth.
8yds. % in. Covert Cloth.
syds. Se1f-colored Novelty.
Sc styles.
Dress Patterns at $3.50.
Z yds. As in. Imported Illuminated
Suiting.
7yds. As in. Fine French Serge.
7yds. A in. Novelty Cheviot.
7Sds. 45 in. Paris Cord Suiting.
I yds. As in. Storm Serge.
80 styles.
Dress Patterns at $500:
8yds. so In. French Serge.
yds. so in. French Diagonal.
8yds. SO in. Plaid Scotch -rts.
81 styles.
Dress Patterns at ST.:
8yds. Ss in. Hair-Iined Stripe.
syds. So in. Silk Dashed Novelty.
syds. ss in. Illuminated Stripe Che
yjot.
syas. IS ip. Novelty Cheyiot.
Syds. 8S IN. Silk-apdswool Stripe.
syds. SO Id. 1Qbair Boucie Novelty
8styies.
Dress Patterns at S4.55.
7yds. As in. Imported Novelty.
7yds. 45 in. Imported Twill suiting.
is styles.
Dress Patterns al $3.50.
syds. 50 in. Pin-dot Fancy.
syds. 50 III. Star Design Novelty,
8 yds. 80 in. Imported Striped Novelty.
90 styles.
Dress Pattern at $.s5.
7yds. Ain. Boucle M6hair Stripe.
5styles.
DOWN QUILTS
Such a gift will be a JOY for
years. We know they are ex-
actly right, for we bring the
down from Siberia and make
the quilts ourselves. Just look
at the big flakes Of down.
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For Sale.

A building lot about sixty feet front on Main
street adjoining the Harris property. There is
erected on the lot a barn and a building suita'
BILE for a small store. For price &c; see
MRS. T. I. JOHNSON,
ID. V. SUMMERILL, JR.
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MOMENTS WHAPDERs
TOWELS FoRldIFT rs

Half dozen towels in a
pretty box rpake a givable
gift. Two hints for hurried
folks
6Turkish Bath Towels; large; white;
regularly Csc each; boxed for s1.0S.
8 fine Irish Huckahack Towels, regu-
larly s5e each, boxed for $3.50.
There is a reason for Wan
amaker's being the business
center at holiday times-for
instead of charging bigger
prices we try to charge less.
Boxing goods help to this by
saving salespeople's time. To
be sure, the boxes cost us a
trihe. But time is the dearest
goods we sell.
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SILK DRESS

lin tubular leatherette box.)
OF Black MORE Antique Silk, 81.
Until this year such q gift would
have cost $50. Fortunate that this
great purchase came just in good
time for Christmas. Is yards, 81.
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CHEVERS.-At the residence of hel
son.in-law Samuel Borden, neal Penn's
Grove, on Dec. 18th, Rebecca b. Chev
ers aged 20 years.
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SHOES csc
John WANAMAKER
For Sale,

The fine house at the corner OF Franklin ant
Harmony Street, owned by John Denny. FoI
80 126-tf. w. S. SPRINGER.
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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 20, 1895.


PUBLIC SALES.
Jan. l5-wiimer X. Layton, at Forked Hickory
Jan. 2-Jas. p. Roberts, below Perkintown.
Jan. A-Chas. e. Allen, house in Pedricxtown.
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wANA&MKER,s.
Luxury, be I Z Go 'er sateen or

N
Luxury, be tic c. 'er sateen or
silk.
exc f., sbteel 1915.
exc IT,, tlner teen, IS.
More elegfnt p and up to
$40. And less itha good Down
Quilts were dver before sold.
WoMEN'S WRAPPERS
Flannelett4 w appers, pref
tily made and flushed at col
lar, yoke and sleeves with sew
eral rows Of harrow satin rib
bon, $I.75.
They are fnade with Wat
teau back and full skirt, the
body and sl4evee lined. At
the price thd on'y trouble for
US will be t3 get them fast
enough.
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steamer Major Reyboid.
Leaves Penn's Grove at $50 A. NJ. on Mondays
Wednesdays and Fridays for Chester and Phil.
O'clock, noon. on tuesdays, Thursdays and Sat
urdays and PENIS Grove at 2 for Pennsville,
New C6sfie, Delaware City and Salem. Round
trip, 10c. one way 25e.
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Bring your job printing to the
RECORD Office, eNks
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The Newtown bee., 1895-06-28
BRIDGEPORT.

What! Are your eyes troubling you again? Will you see Breckhill & Benedict the Bridgeport jewellers, and they will it you out with the proper glasses anc they don't charge anything for examin. ing your eyes either. They are both graduate optician and an exact fit is with. out question. You will find them at No 51l Main street, Bridgeport.
 The signs are all propitious of good and prosperous times in this fair land ot ours, and it should be remembered that with the advent of prosperity will disap- pear the desperately low prices at which all sorts of foot wear have been selling, and that the sooner you replenish the family needs in this important line pro- vided you do so at H. N. Ayres' shoe store, 3S1 Main street, Bridgeport, the better for the stability of your exchequer. As yet, no advance in price has been made cn the shoes of Ayres, and though manufacturers are warning the retailers that they can no longer afford to daily with dull-timas prices, Ayres still holds to the bargain reductions of '94 and '95, and keeps qualities at the top notch. I [Westporter.
 Warren H. Lamson dS Go. offer for sale beautiful cottage of which they are the architects and builders, located on the East Side. It has complete. modern Improvements and will be sold for a small payment down and easy monthly payments until 40 per cent of the price is paid; balance can remain on mortgage. Notice their advertisement.
 The flag presented to the Narrows school district in Easton by Parlor Rock Council,O. U. A. M., twas from the D. M. Read Co.'s, Bridgeport, who guarantee it in every particular. The material was the United States army and navy regula- tion quality.
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 Ihs fruit ggsseS thsa sstsees whenSAi Sexsde oB6fe '0safs bs6oss aga feeM eM Eseada at t}eaRorlsS fair at i@eW WSrlea2seSn 1887 sB. B. Barney $ kssdndysids 0sheh in Riverside had the honor of being the first budded from Mrs Tibbet's Washington trees and the fruit on it's 19 acres, not all Navels, | however, sold for nearly $10,000 on the trees this year. J. E. Cutter secured fresh buds, from the original Brazilian trees, which are still growing at Wash | ington, in 1861, for use at Riverside, but the Washington Navel is now so widely scattered as to be well known and will soon comprise the greater part of Cali fornia's orarge shipment. The Seeding orange, the original orange. of San Cab | AiCA anu ANco AhssSASSs hAo iSSNA the bulk of Riverside's shipment in the past. It is so called be- cause raised directly from the seed, | instead of being propagated by | budding into another orange tree, and | is a larger tree than the Navel, yielding smaller oranges but many more of them, though bringing 25 per cent less in the market.
 | There are as many varieties of oranges as of apples, I should judge, but next to the Navels and Seedlings, in time o1 ripening for market, are the St Michaels. an orange obtained from the Azores, and the Bloods, sports from the Mediter. ranean, so called because of their reddish color. The Bloods are Aot extensively raised, and being a sort of freak, com. mand the highest price.of any orange The Mediterranean Sweet is not, as you would imagine, directly derived from Europe, Asia or Africa, but from orange trees which Thomas A. Geary secured from Rochester,N Y, nursery in 1870 The nursery knew nothing of their orig in, so MT Geary named the fruit, whicL is prime favorite, as it shas delicate flavor, Is nearly seedless and ripenI late. The Tardiff, which can be market ed from May to Christmas, is a Mediterra mean orange which promises much, as i can be put upon the market when othe
 kinds of oranges are gone. The orange
 industry, though already producing millions of dollars annually, is but ye
 in it's infancy, both in the amount of tn
 product and the variety and perfection of the fruit itself, It will be but fev years before it will cease to be lux
 ury and become a staple article of die
 in all comfortable homes.-C k. H. Smitl
 in American.
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HARKAWAY, 11.8O8.
 RECORD 2.2SI

sired by Strathmore, sire of Santa Clans 2I!- kosebeIry 2le l. {. Tucker a.la l-s, Sky nghI fnot 2-l9, Secret 2-20 l-e, Chestnut Hill 2Ss l-s, also Steinway, who was the first s. year-oiu stallion to show 2.a5 J4, and is the sire oi Cricket 2.l0, Cesar 2ls, and was the only horse who put three in the list that beat 20 in lS90- Besides the above sfrath- more has 5 in the list He is also the grand- sire or Sidney, the greatest sire Of his age in the world, being the sire of Gold Leat, 2ll l4 at years; Adonis 2.Il 1+2, and Long worth 2.l9; also the fastest yearling stallion and the fastest e-year old hily in the world. slres and is also the greatest living to be the greatest sire in the world HARkAWAY'S dam is wait-s-bit, by Basil Duke, by Iron Duke. by-Cassius NJ. Clay, sec ond dam Katie, by 6ienco, by Medoc, by kosciusko, by Blackburn Whip, by Imported D1omes- HARkAWAYis is a grand individu- al, n dead game race horse; his record of 5s Is no measure of his speed, he has an ice record ois 2.2S, and has shown a mile PA. He Is great producer. having colts now in tbe 50 list HAKhAWAY is dark bay, beau fully coated two white ankles behind and falnt stHF- 4b-5 hau1- high. weight l.lo0 pounds; uurss Of r--Nt sg osLsnC0- perfect ly ma -Er c.--ysll.uu une4ua4ed- Ills colts T faFse- E--t.l all-tei and s.t1sIsy EHy. Breed u. a E'2a one. A carriage ho sa- E road -9T-e and A dead game trpt1er.
 HAEh W Al E1- .-sud at ,the 5sEf1lc of T. F. " ii iELiELl S-IthfoTd, New Haven countl Conn, Gt & service lee Of &g5. There Is not - horse of his class standing lor E. sum less taal fnlr times thAt amount
 Sou 1l1s-l. Conn., May %. lS5.
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MIDDLEBURY.
A MAMMOTH BARN.

A barn of tremendous proportions is now in course erection on Mrs Allerton,s Farm. The dimensions are 157x50 with with two wings, 30x51 and 33x5O. VIM Hurlbutt of Waterbury is the contractor and the work is being expeditiously pushed forward.
 MIDDLEBURY HAS A HEAVY HAIL STORM.
 We were surprised, Sunday night, with terrific hail storm. It did great deal of good and good deal of damage, but we were all thankful to get the rain; it laid the dust and cooled the air.
 The number of teams seen almost any hour about the blacksmith shop of c. B. Smith at the Center is indication of the kind of work they do. Many came from other towns to get their horses shod here, as Ghey are assured careful treat ment and good work.
 Merchant A. W. Bissell of Milford is now fully established in the store at the Center. He has stocked up with fresh lot of fresh groceries, and is meeting with good success. The townspeople are gratified to have the store in opera tion once more.
 By the end of the season John Lock wood will have burned 20, 1000 bushels of charcoal. He burns out a superior quail ity which is all taken by the Scoville Manufacturing Co. of Waterbury.
 c. ". White had the misfortune to cut himself in the foot with an axe and has been hobbling about since.
 0. W. White now retails about 125 quarts of milk daily on his route in Wa terbury. He keeps 13 COWS. His farm comprises about 40 acres and he keeps five horses busy with his work.
 MT and Mrs J. H. Whittemore from Naugatuck have moved into their sum- mer house at the lake.
 John Moriarty from Waterbury has rented the house belonging to MT Kelly at Lake Quassapaug, for the season.
 There was very pleasant gathering at Henry. Judd's, last Friday, in honor of his father, Spencer Judd, whose birthday it was. He was 64 years old. They all Sat down to bountifnl supper of straw- berries and cream, cake, etc, which was enjoyed by all present. Rev MT F0otes made few remarks in honor of the oc-
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In New Haven County.
SOUTHPORT.
THE OLDEST MAN IN TOWN.

HE OlLDESI MAN IN TOWN. Erastus Burr, the oldest inhabitant of Southbury, celebrated his Dist birth day, last Saturday, June g. He is re- markedly smart for one of his years, talk. ing care of his garden and working about the house. A number of his rel. atives made joyous the occasion. MT Sommers was the first to com mence having in this section. Frank Nichols has lately enclosed his yard with new picket fence. Rev sJ. o. Munson will conduct the services at the chapel, next Sunday, at 3 30 p. m.
 D. G. Ellison has accepted a position as shipping clerk with the Cornell Paper Co. MT Fentor, formerly night operator at Southbury, has taken his place at the station.
 c. s. Judson has had a gentleman from New York to look at his place in view of purchasing.
 In addition to the new roof and chim- ney, the interior of the chapel has been kalsomined, which greatly improves it's appearance.
 Among those from out of town who attended the Christian Endeavor meet ing, last Sunday evening, were Miss Fairchild,' Miss Quinn and MT Harger of Oxford.
 Miss Mckee, assistant bookkeeper at the paper-mill, has taken rooms at Clark Davis. Miss Mckee is a charm ing lady and will prove great addition to our society.
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Fairfield County Chat.
TRUMBULL.

A DELIGHTFUL SCHOOL ENTERrAI INTENT.
 Miss Minnie Edwards gave very in- ter resting entertainment in the White Pla ins schoolhouse, Saturday afternoon, June 22, for her closing exercises. At 2 p. m. parents and friends had gathered to witness the pleasing program which had been prepared. Miss Edwards is teach CT of promising ability and has given uni versal satisfaction as was shown by the the brilliant display of talent in the young hopeful as he took his place with shining eyes to speak his piece. The following prizes were given for marks in deport- Laura J. Wheeler; third, Eloise H. White; fourth, Alice M. Bailey. Prizes in spelling First, Carroll B. Burton :; second, Laura J. Wheeler; third, Alice M. Bailey. After the awarding of prizes the children all received pleasing pres ent, wishing their teacher a joyous vaca-
 tion. The following is the program. Greeting, Alice M. Nichols. Recitation, "An Easter Bennett" Eloise II. White.
 Song, ''The Blue Alsation Mountains" Recitation, ''rhe difference" Ethel Ward. Rec1tat1on, sI wish was grown up," The odore Wheeler. Class exercise, "The occupations" Recitation, "The two little kittens," Bessie | Reading, Olive watrous
 Recitation, "Two handsome dogs" George Raschpichler. | Song duett, "Giving."
 Recitation, "The cherry tree lesson," Alice | M. Bailey. Exercise, "Lady Flora" | Recitation, "The story," Nellie Dixon. Recitation, Perseverance," Howard Haw- | ley. l Song, "Two's company, three's none." Recitation, Entertaining sisters beau,' | Laura Wheeler.
 Class exercise, "Our pleasant school" Recitation, "The dropped .stitch," Millie | Burton.
 Recitation, Where are the coming men?' | George Gilbert" | Recitation. GA true story" Grace Goulden Reading, Carroll Burton. Recitation, Little Miss Apple" Mabel | Stephens. l Song, "The tars farewel1.' Recitation, "Lizzie's pocketbook," Flora | Hawley.
 Class exercise, ssDays of the week." | Recitation, "The Christening" Olive Wat | rous.
 Farewell address, Eloise H. White.
 D. W. Ward is building a new barn.
 30x40, with 16 foot posts, having three l gables. E. R. Hubbell & Son are doing
 the work. It is needless to say first
 class job will be the result.
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SHERMAN.

Rev Hezekiah Davis of New Britain will be in Sherman, Saturday and Sun. day, the 29th and 30th. There will be a meeting Saturday night. Sunday morL- ing service at 10.30, baptism in D. B. Mallory's pond at 3 p. m., communion service at 4, preaching at 30 in the evening. The public are invited to these services. A number of other workers are expected. Possibly Rev and Mrs F.. K. Hawley may be able to come. Miles Durgy and Miss Myrtle Inger- soil spent Sunday and Monday wishing friends in Danbury and Bethel.
 MT and Mrs D. B. Mallory are enter taining Mrs Mallory's sister and family from Buffalo.
 MT Mcknight held his weekly prayer meeting at Warren Aliens, Sunday even ing.
 Miss Maggie Achison has returned from three weeks visit at Middlebury.
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LORD sTARTLE.
will be pleased to see their many friends.
 D. N. Morgan joined his family at Bon- nibrook. two days last week.
GREENFIELD HILL.
THE DEERFIELD DISTRICT.


 The teachers and scholars of this place and some of the parents enjoyed pic nic at the beach, Friday last.
 Mrs Sarah G. Miller and daughter of Bedding have visited their relatives here.
 Charles Nichols was pleasantly sur prised with 8 call ftom his brother, Aaron Jennings of Southport, recently. Mrs c. R. Nichols has visited her sis. ter, Mrs Adams, in Weston.
 A. w. Raymond gets Charles Nichols hay, this year.
 The teachers and scholars of Deerfield are preparing for an entertainment to be held in the Center Street Lodge building this week.
 Mrs J. R. Jennings and daughter, Della, went to New Haven, last week Wednesday. Miss Winnie Jennings, who has been at school there, has returned home for her summer vacation.
The Newtown bee., 1895-06-28

hltsssd5SSSr Wko IANffs ESponslVe reappinngs Id SeTyicsa ao Aat sasoY sSo stpohgS of eheSs saAAs.of' door services, grove and the like; that's too much like the Methodist campmeetings, too ex- citing.
 Miss Nobbycod doesn't want a minis ter whose wife's clothes look as if they were thrown at her. That's so dowdyish and we are stylish congregation. Mrs lO'Dowdy hopes we shant get man whose wife has to have her bunnit fixed up four times 8 year that's extravagant. Mrs Pieplant don't want a young man l who will spend more time at picnics than in his study. Father Quercus don't want minister who drives fast horse. A righteous man is merciful to his beast Young Recordbreaker don't want min- ister who drives slow pokev old plug 1; he'd rather like to have half mile spurt with the parson himself. Madame Swampscot doesn't want a man who is notional on the subject of games. A young minister who will play croquet, tennis and whist is so awfully nice to en- certain summer guests.
 Mir T. Al. Kerr don't want minister | who isn't punctooal. Now there was old Father Plumtree who preached here | when 1 was boy. He never was 8 minute late at an appointment in all his 20 years pastorate. He always hove in sight of the church on Sunday at just such minute and carried a watch that didn't vary the fourth of second in a year and what we don't want in a minis. ter especially is unpunctooality. Now there was-excuse me till l catch breath -(We sneaked off and left him talk ing. E. B. -..-
 Mrs Up-To-Date don't want a minister who introduces religious conversation ol offers prayer during his pastoral calls Young Verisopht don't want minister who wont smoke, play billiards an6 drink ginger pop-doncher know! Capi WoodgaGe don't want minister who breaches agin secret societies yer churches.
 Mrs Atranlce don't want minister who exchanges with other denominations or is brotherly with them. He migh
 imbibe something heterodox. Dea Yu
 Be-Blowed don't want minister who il
 so sanctimonious that he wont cracl jokes and tell broad stories with th'
 loungers in the blacksmith's shop ant
 corner grocery. Ithe's jolly and familia, with these men he may get them to com'
 and hear him preach sometime. Eide
 Zany don't care much who they do have
 He'll be satisfied with any one the other
 are. Dame Ampersand don't want mal
 who cant eat doughnuts and rye breas
 and such like hulsome vittles. A Adyspep tic man is usually dyspeptic in his brain as well as his stomach, and she don
 want no milk and oatmeal sermon. No , she!!