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Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

A JUDGE in crossing the Irish
channel one stormy night knocked
against well-known witty lawyer,
who was suffering terribly from sea-
sickness. Can do anything for
you?" said the judge. eyes,"
gasped the sea-sick lawyer. -
wish your lordship would overrule
this mOtiOn,D
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

MAMMA" Well, Willie, what
did you learn at Sunday School to-
day ?" Willie" That / must sell
five tickets for our picnic next week,
give twenty-five cents to buy teacher
a present, and-that Noah built the
the ark
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

VEXED wife-There is no ca
lamity that can befall a woman that
| have not suffered.
Amiable husband--W Wrong my
dear now, you have never been a
widow.
Vexed Wife-I said calamity, sir.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

A PRISON First
Convict: l wonder why it Is they
give US 80 little meat in this institu-
ton?
Second Convict: They're afraid
to.
First Convict: Afraid to? For
what reason, I'd like to know?
Second Convict: Why, the doc.
tors say that too much meat Is apt t.
make man break out.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

IF you have husband, your first
duty is to help him. Do all you
can to help him. If he is unwor-
thy Of this, or if you do not feel a
sufficiency of genuine love for him
to prompt you to assist him, then
you have my deep sympathy, for
you should never have married him.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

A RATIONAL conclusion: 81
guess those little pigs must be
French, just like our nurse" said
Matte; "'cause when I ask them If
they were hungry, they said, Wee,
wee,' which Elsie says means yes"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

MISPLACED QUICKNEss.-"H How
did Smithers get along out w est ?"
Not very WE'LL"
He was remarkable fellow-so
quick at repartee."
Yes, that's how the trouble riz.
Eff he had not been quite so quick at
repartee, an little bit quicker with
"A gun, he might be inj'yin' this eli
mate yit."
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

FIRST Child (proudly)-My sis
ter had tooth pulled to-day, and
she didn't make bit Of fuss about
it.
Second Child (contemptuously)-
Bah! That's nothing. My mamma
takes all her teeth out every night
and doesn't say word about it.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

ABE--Whad fo' yo' Roin' marry
dat oP Sally Ann, Nose? She's
jes' bout free times yo' age.
Mose--I low yo' doan' know Sally
AIMS got do flnes' water-million
patch in de kentry, does yo'?
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

SCIENCE" Bacteriology" said
the studious young man, "has shown
that kissing is very dangerous"
Has it ?" she rejoined.
"Still, that's only theory"
And what a pity it is," she com
mented demurely, "that it always
takes such lot of experiment to
prove scientific theory.n
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

CENsORIOUs PA.-Bertha: There
is one thing, pa, that ought to de-
serve for Henry some consideration
in your eyes.
Pa: And what Is that, pray?
Bertha: Why, pa, he has never
been member of the Legislature.
Pa: inferred as much.
Bertha: Why, Pa?
Pa: Because he doesn't seem to
have any knowledge of the rule that
"a motion to adjourn is always In
order"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

WIFE" price of the clock
was only SO, but 1 got discount,
so it cost me only $S." Husband
" Yes, but you could have got the
same thing at Beetles for So"
Wife" That may be, but then Bee
zle wouldn't have taken off any
thing.n
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

DICKLEY-"I wonder what In
duced the female giant at the dime
museum to marry the India rubber
man ?" Dokley-"I suppose she
wanted somebody she could twist
around her fingers"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

AS the street car was blocked a
woman was heard confiding her
household cares to neighbor.-
Yes, keep girl awhile, 80 as to
rest my body; then go without
her awhile, so as to rest my mind.n
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

ETHEL: "My dear George, tell
me why you look so cross. You
should have no secrets from me;
remember, you and are one"
George: "Well, the landlord doesn't
seem to think so.o
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

FEEDING wheat to hogs Is claimed
to be selling the wheat at 81 per
bushel, In the shape Of pork. At
the Western stock yards hogs are
now selling at higher price per
pound than steers.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

CHoLLIE.-Is there any drinking
water in this room? The Hotel
Maid-Right In that pitcher at your
elbow. Aw-wing for the bell.
boy to come up and pour me q
glass"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31


FARMERS BoYs.-In the early
autumn of last year the Rev. Wash
ington GLADDEN., of Springfield,
Mass, sent the following note to one
hundred of the representative busi-
ness and professional men of this
city: - desire to find out, for the
benefit of the boys, how the leading
men of this city spent their boy
hood. Will you be kind enough to
tell me: (D Whether your home
during the first fifteen years of your
life was on farm, in village, or
in city; and (2) whether you were
accustomed, during any part of that
period, to engage in any kind of
work when you were not in school ?"
Out of one hundred persons who re-
ceived the notes, eighty-eight an
swered the questions, and Mr.. Glad
den was SO much pleased with his
success that he embodied their re-
ports in lecture, which he deliv-
cred before large audience in one
of the city churches. 1t appears
that of the eight-eight, siXty-tour
were brought up on farms and were
farmers sons. twelve in villages and
towns, and twelve in cities. OF the
twenty-four who lived in villages
and towns, one-quarter were accus-
toned to do farm work. 1t is
proper to say, therefore, that OF
these eighty-eight of the wealthi
est and most prominent and usefu
citizens of Springfield, seventy
were trained in their youth upon
farms. OF the eighteen boys who
lived in cities and villages, five OF
them report that they had no work
to do, while the rest were the sons Of
people in rather poor circumstances
and were accustomed to do all sort:
of work up to the time they left the
paternal roof. To sum up: o.
eighty-eight solid men of Spring
field, eighty-three were hard work
ers in their younger days, while
only five had nothing in particular
to do"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

SHE nestled coyly on his manly
bosom after the blissful question had
been asked.
"And am the only woman you
ever loved ?" she asked softly.
Well, yes-successfully," he
whispered In her enchanted ear.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

COUNSEL (for defendant) Would
1t be contempt of court to say that
your Honor has presided over this
case in a manner which Is disgrace
to the bench?
Judge--Certainly it would.
should commit you at once.
Counsel-Then / shall not say 1t.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

A NEW kind of coal: "Do they
get good soft coal at these mines ?"
" Madam, 1t Is so soft that we call 1t
the pianissimo brand"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31
ETTsGEEEANE9US.
The Soldiers Wife.

HER BRIDAL TOUR OF SIXTEEN
HUNDRED MILES ON FOOT.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31
rHAS. NJ. ALDERSON,
ATTORNEY AT Law

MILL practice in the Courts of
W Greenbrier and Summers and in
The State and Federal Courts at Charles
ton. Prompt attention to all business.
Otiice with J. K. Chiffon, 75t Capitol
street, Charleston, w. Va.
April 26-6mo.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

THERE are 343 professors and other
instructors at the University Of
Berlin.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

Glove me little, love me long,
and remind me Of 1t occasionally.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31
GALE HOUSE,
COVINGTON VA

CUVINUTUN VA.
III RST-CLASS accommodations
One dollar and half per day
par attached. Special attention given
to orders from a distance. Good IL
Inors at 81 90. $3.50, $500 and up
Send us an order.
j. F. GALE, Prop'r.
June 7-1y.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

CUSTOM Is oftentimes an igno.
ramus grown old.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

Not AS REPREsENTED.-- ::
Didn't you say that was straight
whiskey you gave me at your house
last evening?
Quester: That's what 1 bought it
for, old man.
Jester: Well, you were deceived !;
IL wasn't straight whiskey at all.
Quester: What makes you think
so?
Jester: Why, never had any
thing to escort me home by such a
serpentine route in my life.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

JOHN SMITH, WITNEss.--The
attorney thought the witness was a
plumb born idiot and proceeded ac-
cordingly.
"Did you say your name was
John Smith ?" he asked.
Yes, sir" replied the witness
politely.
"That's an odd name, isn't it?"
81 don't know as to that. Iguess
it's about as even as most of Them"
Um-how old are yOu?"
"Twenty-six, goin' on twenty
seven"
"You are going on twenty-sevens
are you?"
81 guess so. Leastways, / amt
goin' away from it,"
Where do you live?"
"At home"
This nettled the lawyer.
"Well, he asked, "do you know
what would do if were you?"
"Yes, sir" replied the witness sc
promptly that the lawyer almost
lost his balance.
"What would / do?"
81 guess you'd make about as big
fool on the witness stand as -you
think I am" and the Court quelleC
the consequent disturbance.
LYING LOW.-SchOolma Why
do you never touch your piano?
Miss We're buying i
| on installments.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

Not A TARGET.-In New Eng
land courtroom one afternoon an
energetic counsel was setting forth
in no measured terms his opinion of
certain testimony which had been
given by one of the witnesses. AS
he talked he gesticulated freely and
was particularly lavish in the use Of
the forefinger of his right hand,
which assumed decidedly threaten
ing aspect as he progressed in his
speech.
Suddenly tall, lank countryman,
who was directly in a line with this
warning forefinger, rose from his
seat among the jurymen.
81 jest tell ye what 'tis," said he.
~ amt done nothin' Pm ashamed
of. / amt done nothin' no way of
no kind, so fur's l know, an i amt
a-gOin' to set here An be abused. Ef
you say another word, I'll jest light
out fer home"
My dear SIR" stammered the
counsel, "my remarks were not in
tended for any member of the Jury.
They referred entirely to the wit
ness"
Well, then, you jest quit a.
p'intin your finger at mo when
you're talkin' like that" said the
lank juryman without appearing to
be much Modified by this state.
ment. eff you do it again, I'll
break up his 'ere court, or my name
amt JOshuy BOwker."
And with determined mien and
fire in his eye Joshua Bowker at last
subsidized, and the counsel continued
his harangue without further inter.
rul,tion.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

LYING -Schoolmate-W Why
do you never touch your piano?
Miss We're buying it
on installments.
"What difference does that
make?"
"Pm afraid if paw should hear
me play he'd stop paying.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

AN EFFECTIVE AUTOMATON.-
Book Agent: l have here, sir, a
volume Of especial utility to one -
Proprietor ito porter:) Show this
fellow the door!
Book Agent: Thanks, my dear
sir; but it was exterior observation
of that door which melted me to
come in and solicit your purchasing
book which will show you how to
adjust to that door an automator
book-agent ejector, and all for 80.
Proprietor I'll take one (hand
ing out amOunt.)
Book Agent: Thanks. This ]:
the automaton. See how nicely II
works. (eXit.)
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

"A gentleman about to make
~ "Trip 10 sea was begged to take
COMMISSIONS for 4 dozen friends.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-01-31

j. IL. STRATToN. JOS. II. sTRATTON
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24
800 Reward. 300.

The reader OF this paper will be
pleased to learn that there Is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in all it's stages, and
thatis catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is
the only positive cure known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being a
constitutional disease requires q consti.
tutionsl treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure If taken internally, acting directly
on the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system, thereby destroying the founda-
ton Of the disease, and giving the pa
tient strength by building up the con-
stitution and assisting nature in doing
its work. The proprietors have so
much faith in its curative powers that
they offer One Hundred Dollars for any
case that 1t fails to cure Send for list
OF testimonials. Address.
L. j. CHENEY 81 CO., Toledo, o.
szY Sold by druggists, 75c.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24

BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD.
Leave Washington from station corner of New
Jersey avenue and street.
Fog Chicago and Northwest, vestibuled limited
express trains 11:15 a. m, 500 p III.
For Cincinnati, st. Louis and Indianapolis
night.
For Pittsburg and Cleveland, express daily
11:1b G. IN. aud 6:35 p. m.
For Luray, Natural Bridge, Roanoke, Knox
Vile, Chattanooga, Memphis and New Orleans
1p:O5 night daily; sleeping cars through.
For Luray, $3.50 p. m. daily.
For Baltimore, weeks daily, x4:20, 500, 6:35
x7a0, x730 $500 AZ mnutes), $50, 1880 $1,000 45
minutes) a. M. xl200, x12:06, 1915, x22O $500 As
minutes), 325, x4:2S 1881, x5:05, x610 $40, $685.
1890, $780, xS:00. S16, 1900 XII 80 and f1:95 D. m
Sundaye, x4:20, x7:30 (SO0 40 minutcs), $50, 1850
a. m, x12:0O, x1205 100, x2aQ 800 As minutes)
BIO, ABB, x5:O5. x610, $50, $500, x9:0O, 1Oe0
11l:S0, 1135 p. m.
For Hagerstown, f11:15 a. m. and t5:'Up.m.
ROYAL BLUE LINE FOR NEW YORK AND
PHILADELPHIA.
For Philadelphia New York, Boston and the
East daily, 4:20, $780, Q000 a. m. ex. Sun. dining
carr, l20O dining carl, 800, (505 dining carl 500
Q!:3o p Il. sleeping car, open at 1000 o'clock)
Buffet p9rlor cars on all day trains.
Sundays, 4:20 am, 1900 noon.
~ Except Sunday. (b) daily (c) Sunday only.
Express trains.
Is. CAMPBELL. CHAS. o. SCULI,
zen. Manager. Con. Pass. Agt
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24

In the fall Of 1893 son of Mr.. II. A.
mcfarland, prominent merchant of
Live Oak, Suffer county, Cal, was taken
with a very heavy cold. The pains in
his chest were 80 severe that he had
spasms and was threatened with pneu-
monia. His father gave him several
large doses of Cham berlain's Cough
Remedy which broke up the cough and
cured him. Mr.. Mcfarland says when
ever his children have Group he invari-
ably gives them Cham berlain's Cough
Remedy and it always cures them. He
considers 1t the best cough remedy in
the market. For sale by The Chas.
Lyle Drug Company.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24

ON ACCOUNT of the increase OF bust
ness Of Bonner's Restaurant. which is
so plain in observation that it is neces-
ssry to seek other quarters in which to
dispense to the public with desirable
effect what Frank Bonner wants to
serve. he has rented the room recently
occupied by d. A. Reed, on Salem ave-
nue., just few doors below whore he
now does business, and will remove his
restaurant and lunch counter to that
place april /, at which place he will
TIT up In elegant style and continue to
serve the elegant meals he has 30 salts
factorily set before his guests in the
past. Watch for his change OF adyer-
tisenent.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24
HELP THE POOR.
An Appeal From tho Ladies' Union Benev
client Society,

An Appeal From tho Ladies' Union Bcnev.
client Society,
To the Public:
The Ladies' Union Benevolent Society
is once moro compelled to appeal to the
public for aid. We dislike to bring our.
solves 80 continually into notice, either
by private solicitations or through tho
newspapers, but after most arduous
work extending through three and o
halt months, work that has beeh sue
cessful only through the liberality of
the good people, we find ourselves
again without resources and in debt.
While we have not quito as many fami-
lies on our list as we have had in jan
uary and February, yet there Is much
distress in our midst, owing principally
to lack OF work. We have tried to dis
criminate and to use discretion in all of
our work as judiciously aiding as we
were able, and that we are again bank
rupt Is no fault Of ours.
The 10th Of this month was donation
day, but the responses were so few that
we are compelled to again make this
appeal and to set Tuesday, the Goth, as
our donation day. We trust this will
be our last appeal and that tho distress
will disappear as the spring advances
and work is found for our idle men.
Do not be afraid to bring small
donation; 1t is most acceptable, and
remember thas it is tho dimes that
make the dollars.
We trust thss all who have not here
tofore come to our aid will remember
us on this day and help US to feed the
hungry or to remove tho debt already
incurred for foou and fuel
In my absence from the city Miss Liz
zie McClsnahan, vice president, SIS
Third street southwest, will act as
president and the regular Office. l2
Luck street, just off Jefferson, will be
open all day on the Goth inss.
Please respond in your usual liberal
style and we will eDdeavor to not mako
further calls upon your generosity.
Respectfully,
LILLY L. DEAvRR,
President.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24
N : : !. w HorfolksWesteraa IA
SRiaHHAss&lEauAi
SCHEDULE IN EFFECT NOV. IS, 1so..

SCHEDULE IN EFFECT NOV. IS, 189s.
Westbound Leave Roanoke Daily.
s:05 a. m. Washington and ChsttanooEa
Hm1ted) for Brt-to and the South and
West Stops a. principal stations west
OF kadford. Pullman sleepers to New
Orleans and Memphis, dining car at
tsched.
7:05 q. m. TOR Radford, Bluefield and
Pocahontas
4:25 p. m. the Chicago Express for Rad
ford, Bluefeld, Pocahontas, Kenoye,
Cincinnati, indianapolis, st. Louis,
Kansas oity, Columbus and Chicago.
Pullman 1uHet Sleeper Roanoke
to Columbus. Also for Pulaski,
Wytheville. Bristol, Knoxville, Chat
sanooga and intermediate points. Pull
man Sleeper East Radford to Chatta-
nooga.
North and Eastbound, Leave Roanoke
Daily.
1i:4O q. m. for Petersburg, Richmond
and Norfolk.
l1:40 q. M. for Washington. Hagerstown,
Philadelphia and New York.
10:40 p. m. for Richmond and Norfolk.
Pullman sleeper Roanoke to Norfolk
and Lynchburg to Richmond.
1890 p. m. washington and Chatta
nooga limited) for Washington.
Hagerstown, Philadelphia and New
York. Pullman sleepers to Washing
ton, Philadelphia and New v,rk via
Shenandoah Junction and Ba.Imore
sud Ohio railroad. Stops only at
principal stations.
Durham Division-I.eave Lynchburg
lUnion station daily 2:45 o. m. for
South Boston and Durh nm and inter-
mediate Btations
Winston Sllen Divlsion--Lasvo Roa-
noke (Union iation) daily 1910 p. no
for Rocky Mount, MRrtineyillo Win
stoD Salem and intermediate atations
For all additional information apply
ct ticket office or to w, b. BEVILL
General Passenger Agent, Roanoke, Va,
III. It. BRAGG,
Travelling Passenger Agent.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24
Spring Goods Sample Room.

R. M. SUTTON &c Co., of Baltimore,
Wholesale dealers in dry goods, notions,
etc., have through their agent; Capt. ID.
c. Booth, opened sample room over
the e. 81. Stewart furniture establish
ment, on Salem avenue. containing q
full and complete line Of spring goods.
Captain Booth will be pleased to see all
the merchants throughout Southwest
Virginia, and they will no doubt save
money by calling on him.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24
Nervous PeopIa.

And those who are all tired out and
have that tired feeling or sick headache
can be relieved OF all these symptoms
by taking Hoods Sarsaparilla. which
gives nerve, mental and bodily strength
and thoroughly 'purifies tho blood. 1t
also creates good appetite, cures indi-
gestion, heartburn and dyspepsia.
Hoods Pills are easy TO take, easy in
action and sure in effect. CSC.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24
How to Cure All Skin Diseases"

SIMPLY apply "SwAYNE's OINTMENT"
No internal medicine required. Cures
letter, eczema. itch, all eruptions on the
face, hands, nose, &C., leaving the skin
clear, white and healthy. It's great h eal-
ing and Curative powers are possessed
by no other remedy. Ask your druggist
for SwAYNE's OINTMENT.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24
Ladies' Hail Dressinr

Miss Martin has moved to Hotel Leo
Commerce street and Salem avenue, and
would say to the ladies of Roanoke,
Salem and vicinity that she will remain
until March 25 to make hair braids,
curls, wigs. front pieces, shampoo. treat
scalp disease and cut and dress hair at
the shortest notice and on the most ren-
sonable terms. A call is respectfully
solicited at room 40 Hotel Lee
MISS MARTIN.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24

AssAFGTIDA is a sweet-scented ger
anium compared with most cigars
smoked by your husbands. Altar OF
roses takes back seat when up ITO
Date" Cigars in competition.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24

UP to date people smoke up ''To
Date" cigars.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24

Why? oh! why do you smell those
onions and cabbage leaves? Make your
"hutby" smoke up ITO Date" Cigars
and respect the aroma OF o congenial
and pleasant household
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24

SEE Donaldson's 10 piece oak bed
room suit for SIG.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24

UP to date dealers handle up ''T
Date" cigars.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24

THE Sumstra wrappers on up "To
Date" cigars are always damp enough
to stop "bust."
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24
FREQ Pills.

SEND your address to II. e. Buoklen
q Co.. Chicago, and get free sample
box OF DR.. Kings New Life Pills. A
trial will convince you Of their merits.
Iheee pills are easy in action and are
particularly effective in the cure Of Con
stipation and Sick Headache. For Ma.
laria and Liver troubles they have been
proved invaluable. They are gusrsn-
teed to be perfectly free from every
deleterious gu balance and to be purely
vegetable. Thoy do not wesken by
their action, but by giving tone to
stomach and bowels greatly invieorate
the system. Regular size csc. per box.
Sold by Christian g. Barbce, druggists.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24

SHE ia your honey II you have rot
the money-up ITO Date" cigars.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-03-24
All Free.

THOSE who have used DR.. Kings New
Discovery know it's value, and those
who have not, have now the opportunity
TO try it Free. Call on the advertised
druggist and get Trial Bottle, Free.
Send your name and address to III. e.
Bucklen 81 Co., Chicago, and get a
sample box of DR.. Kings New Life
Pills, Free, as we'll as q copy of Guide
to Health and Household Instructor,
Free. All OF which Is guaranteed to do
you good and cost you nothing. Chris
tlan g. Barbee drugstore.