The morning call., 1895-01-18

Let US not De 700 severe on the aged crank
who visited Mayor Strong at his Office yesterday
morning before his Honor arrived and ex-
planned his presence by saying that he "only
wanted to borrow little money" He may
have been Uncle Sam in disguise.-New York
World.
The sister OF DR.. Tubbs could not believe the
man at Jefferson City was her long-lost brother.
She said Alonzo was a quiet boy and seldom
spoke. Two terms in a State Legislature can
demoralize man SO his nearest OF kin do not
recognize him.-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The Florida freeze-out this year did not origi-
nate in Dakota. The storm was more of a
Southern product than usual. In fact, it was
Democratic in its origin and results, and it is
wrong to accuse the weather bureau of neglect.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
After all, the Japanese Emperors notion OF
marrying his eldest son to an American is not
so bad. little United States blood seems to
be about the only thing that the dynasty lacks
TO get a reputation for unconquerable hustle
St. Louis Republic.
Secretary Gresham has not made q grave
diplomatic blunder in a whole week, and If
this unnatural condition of affairs continues
much longer there will probably be a consulta-
ton of physicians over his health.-New York
Sun.
Recorder Golf on the bench is not Lawyer
Golf before the Lexow committee, and q crimi-
nal who tried to work on his sympathy by
alleging brutal clubbing by policeman did
not score success.-New York Commercial.
A United States Judge has decided that snakes
can be imported duty free The administra-
ton is never happy unless it is finding out
some way by which the burdens of poor people
may be lightened.-Philadelphi Enquirer.
1t is somewhat Illuminating fact that the
English Baronet who presided at that free
trade dinner to Chairman Wilson in London is
now heading an active protective movement
against American beef.-Boston Journal.
One good mark at least stands to the credit
Of District Attorney Fellows. He has selected
Republican as a Deputy Assistant District
Attorney, and very good selection it is, too
New York Mail and Express
The women of Colorado assembled in con-
vention at Arapahoe have proposed q startling
innovation in American politics. They de-
mand for Senator from that State moral man.
Chicago Times
When the bosses fall out the secrets of their
business are revealed. The corporations drop
WY NNO@NS-
rest.-Philadelphia Record
Germany is liable to soon provide Kaiser
Wilhelm with music in the air in return for the
air of music to which he has lately treated her.
st Louis Star Sayings
II the administration wants measure which
itcan carry through Congress with success and
glory, let it propose the annexation of Hawaii.
New York Sun.
There are worse things than an extra session
OF Congress- continuance of the present
regular session, for example.-New York
Tribune.
Ii there ever was a faded Flower more fra
grantees than the late Governor of New York
it must have gone unpicked.-Detroit Journal.
In taking square view OF things through
his cell wicket Debs can't well strike, but he
can kick himself.-Philadelphi Times.
fine of S25 for tying tin can to dogs
tail is about the right price to exact for some
mighty mean sport.-Boston Herald.
Even the public documents and seeds passed