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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-11-07

A half-dozen young lawyers hap
pencd together at the court house a
few days ago, and one of them re-
marked that he had told his wife &
very funny story and she never
cracked smile, so he proposed that
the Others tell it to their wives and
they would meet together and report
the result. The story was this:
A widow desiring to hold communi-
cation with her dead husband wish
ing especially to find out whether he
was happy In the other world, went
to spiritualist and asked that the
late husband be called UP. In a lit
tie while 1t was announced that he
was at hand. The weeping widow
said: "Howdy, John?' He said:
"Howdy, Sue?" She then, with a
voice full of mournfulness, asked II
he was happy in his present state.
The spirit yawned and answered.:
"Yaas, bout Ms happy MS | was on
earth. Don't see much change"
Then she said: "Whcrc are You at,
John?" He said: "I'm in hell"
When the lawyers met again they
all reported that their wives couldn't
see anything funny in the story, ex-
ccpt one, and they called on Inn for
a report, after the laugh Went around.
'W-a7a,l," he said ~ think got the
worst of it. l told her the story in
II very significant way, just like it
was she and |, sortcr sarcastic and
funny, too, and then | was right full
OF laugh. and chrckled, apd she
turned round and said: If that had
been your spirit, jim. that said to me,
| would have said you We're right
where you ought to be Birming-
ham Age Herald
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-11-07
THE DUCHESS OF ALBANY.

One OF the most popular, unassSrm-
ing and ktndhcarted uf all members
Of the British royal family is the
widowed duchess Of Albany Though
not beautiful, she has a very attrNc-
tive face and manner and is generally
believed to have remained unmarried
since the death of her husband merely
in Difference 10 the s,ls,rptbilities Of
her mother-iulaw, Queen Victoria.
Quite recently the duchess came be-
fore the public In the role Of an IN
ventor and she has received a gold
medal from the Sanitary Institution
exhibition ut London for the peculiar
shaped school seat and desk which
she designed some years ago and
which is now In tSe in most Of the
royal and imperial nurseries IN Eng
land aud OH the continent. The in
vcnfinn haS speial rcfcnnar to the
effect Of posture on the health If
school children and Is very suitable
and practicable all parts being adj
Unstable 70 the work and physical de.
vclupment of child
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-11-07
A BIG CUT.
Old Soldiers May Not Vote in Milwau-
kee Again.

Milwaukee, Nov. 5.-Thomas Kelly,
an old soldier, charged with murder
GUS assault upon comrade, has been
spirited away by the United States au-
thorities. This prevents any attempt
that may be made by the state author
tiles to secure possession of the pris-
oner by habeas corpus proceedings.
At the same time it develops that the
refusal of Marshal Pratt to comply
with the writ issued by Commits
sioner Ryan is due to Judge Jenkins
and is in pursuance of advice given
by him. If the United States authori-
ties can hold the prisoner it is likely
that the courts will rule that the in
mates of the national soldiers home
are not entitled to vote in Wisconsin
and that would cut down the vote in
Milwaukee county by 2,400.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-11-07
HILLS HOT SHOT.
President of the Great Northern Bit
ter Against the a. II. U.

st. Paul, Nov. 3.-When asked re-
glrding the statement of the special
a Il. U. committee Investigating
grievances of Great Northern en-
ployeS, President j. j. Hill said: You
may say, if you Like, they are men
who are not In the employ of the COM
paDy. They represent nobody. They
are men who have committed offenses,
have been discharged for offenses
against the government, for dSobey-
ing orders, refusing to obey the orders
of their SuperioIS or for stealing. We
don't want to have any thing to do
with them"
In another interview Mr.. Hin stated
that there was not the remotest prob
ability of strike. The road has
been waiitted upon by large commit
tees of it's employees within the last
three days and assurances have been
received that the old men at present
employed by the road are in no way
represented by the committees claim
ing to represent them.
80 far as the discharged employees
are concerned" said Mr.. Hill, 'tthey
are outlaws in the ajority and men
that will never be employed by this
company under any circumstances.
The Great Northern road is now in
position to deal with these people.
In our former encounter with them we
had no means of protection whatever
Nn rnnIN far thnln and there Will
he no strike because the alleged COM
mittee does not represent our en-
ploycS i"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-11-07
REST FOR WOMEN.

The average housekeeper's work is
never finished there seldom comes a
time in the day when everything is
laid aside for little rela KAT ton, when
hands and brains are free from care.
There has been much talk of recrea-
ton and rest for the business man.
for the business woman. even for the
children. But how about the house
keeper? Doesn't the eight-hour rule
eight hours for work. eight hours
for play, eight hours for sleep-apply
10 her? Assuredly 1t does. and unless
there is relaxation every day, and alb
Solute rest from household cares. the
h0me maker cannot hope t. accom-
plish the best work In her home .ife
I i Slovenly housakeepar who SITS
down 10 read 4 new novel Willie her
breakfast dishes are yet unwaShed.
yet she Il no more neglectfnl Of her
highest duty than : the woman who
never rests.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-11-07
DAVID B. HILLS CHICKENS.

Senator David b. Hill has a choice
assortment of game cocks at Fritzvilla,
his country place, and every summer
he finds new fighters for his pen. He
owns as many valuable chickens as
any incubator farm, and carries on an
interesting hatchery, second only in
interest to the new fowls he is always
adding. 1t cannot be sworn TO that
he brings a new game cock home with
him in basket every time he takes a
vacation jaunt. but he has been
known to include chickens in his re-
turn luggage.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-11-07

Milwaukee, Nov. 3.-Col. Guotavt
Pabst, son Of Capt Fred arick Pabst
the brewer, is about to bring suit 70,
divorce from his WIFE, Margaret
Mather PabSt, vino was formerly
Well-knoWn as an actress. This news
! was Whispered about Milwaukee yes.
terday afternoon, and there was lit.
tie surprise when it was confirmed
/ later by persons Interested.
At present Col PabSJ is absent
from the city and has been cut Of
town for several weeks. Nobody ap.
! pears to know just when lie Will re-
tunn. His attorney in the divorce
case is a. A. l.. Sllith, who, when
asked about the suit, at first said that
proceedings had not been commenced,
but after he was informed that the
fact was public ana that the matter
was the subject of Il good deal of COS
sip more or less Incorrect he admit
ted THAT proceedings would be
brought. Aside from this Mr.. Smith
refused to say anything, and consent
Ell to speak word only to save his
client from miSrepre Sentation.
The case grows out of the trouble
THAT occurred between Col and Mrs.
PabSt on the public streets in Milwau-
kce Il number Of weeks ago. The
trouble was the subject of a good
deal of gossip ut the time in Milwau-
kee and other cities. one report cir
culated was to the effect that Col. and
Mrs. PabSt reached an agreement re-
Gently by which separation was
made possible without publicity, but
the report has no foundation what
ever in fact.
Miss Mathcr'S attorney is Gen. IIor
alto G, King, Il prominent member OF
the New York bar.
Miss Mauher spent the summer Of
1892 in Il cottage at Lakeside, and
Col. PabSt who was a visitor at Louis
'Aucr'S place across the lake. was a
frequent visitor to Lakeside. When
Miss Mather commenced her season
i'm the far west Col. pabst was re
ported to he travelling with the com
pany. Some time in November it he
came known in Milwaukee that they
had been married, the ceremony hav |
ing taken place i'm a Kanosha clergy
mans residence. Soon after they
came to Milwaukee, where they have
since resided.
: Mrs. Palst, who is still at the resi-
dence on Twenty-ninth street, would
not make any statement about the
case.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-11-07
TROUBLE LOOKED FOR,
TIE a. r. L. AFTER JIM Hill
AGAIN.
Things Look Blue All Along th'
Line-SeVeral Arrests Are
Made.

st. Paul, Nov. 5.--Just what may be
strike it is difficult to say, but that
there is to be at least some trouble
seems now assured, in view of the re.
ports from along the line. Besides 3
few men who went out at st. Cloud
Monday, the report from Devils Lake
N. D., last night states it has been de-
cided TO strike. As that was one OF
the points where there was trouble OF
a somewhat riotous character. in the
former strike, the city council met
there last night and decided to do all
it can to protect the property of the
railroad and suppress incipient riots.
Out in Montana trouble is reported
at several points. At Havrc two
railroad wires ore cut and orders for
three divisions that center there vera
interferei with 1t is understood that
several arrests followed, though no
definite information has been given
At kalsipell Mont four engines were
KILLED" and as a result Of their aCtiv-
ity it is sdal that A. r. U. Director
Goodwin and five other men are ar
rested and are now in Jail. At ColuG,-
bia Falls, Mont, a station near Ka-
ispell an unsuccessful attempt was
made to burn Great Northern
brideg.
A meeting of the st. Paul A. R. U.
lodge was held last night and a large
number of new members were admit
ted, but as yet it is not known what
action, if any, was taken on the
threatened strike.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-11-07
TELEGRAPHlC CLICKS.

Wolcott, Mimi. was nearly burned
up, the loss being $250,000
Ten persons In Mexico were burned
as heretics by order of n Judge.
Marcus DAILY declares that he will
stick to Montana and the Anaconda
mines.
A project is said to be on foot for
the extension of the Great Northern
road to Chicago.
American missionaries in Armenia
have informed Minister Terrell that
they are In danger.
August Hanson ut Minneapolis
broke the worlds bicycle record, max.
ing S15 miles in tritle under twenty.
four hours.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-11-07
TOO SOLEMN.
The Duke Doesn't Want ANY Circus
About Marriage.

New York, Nov. 5.-The brides
maids and ushers who will assist at
the wedding OF the duke of Marlbor-
ough and Miss Consuelo Vanderbilt
held private rehearsal Monday after
noon at St. Thomas church Mrs. Van
derbilt and Miss Consuelo Vanderbsilt
were present and superintendent the
rehearsal The duke Of Marlborough
vas not there, for he does not believe
in a rehearsal which, to his idea, is
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-11-07
FEELING INTENSE.
Excited Citizens Anxious to Get the
MurdererS

Omaha, Nov. 5.-The feeling was so
intense against the murderers of little
Ida Gasliill that the prisoners were
hastily taken to the penitentiary. The
excited citizens appointed committee
to 80 through the Jail and were sat
istied that they had been removed
There is much feeling but no further
disturbance is probable. The two men
enticed the 11-year-old girl to room
and outraged and killed her.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-11-07
PUGS. COME NORTH!
The State of Superior" Is Sure
Right"

Duluth, MINI. Nov. 5.-A fight to a
finish between Jimmy Murphy, of Du-
luth, and Tommy Norton, of Mime
apolis, was pulled off last night in
West Superior. The contest lasted
seventeen rounds when Norton was
finally knocked out after being severe
ly punished from the start.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-11-07

not becoming to the solemnity of the
ceremony. After the rehearsal the
bridesmaids accompanied Miss VAN
derbilt to her home, where they en-
jOyed an afternoon tea.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-11-07
SANG HER LIFE SONG.

Didn't you think that the soprano
sang The Mistakes Of My Life Have
Rren Many with good deal II feel.
iug thls marning?"
There Is no reason why SHE
shouldn't: She's been married thrre
times. Truth.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-11-07
HE WANTS A DIVORCE
COL. FRED. PABST ABOUT TO
COMMENCE SUIT.
MARGARET WON'T SPEAK

The Attorney for Miss Mather's"
Husband Practically Confirms the
Report-The Case Grows out of
the Recent Scene on the Public
Streets.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-11-07
WISCONSIN AFFAIRS
EDITOR STARBUCK RETURNS TO
HIS FIRST LOVE.
THE ASHLAND OFFICIALS BAD

IT'S Said Il Grand Jury Is TO InVesti-
cato Their Doings Charges
Against Ashland's Mayor Also
Sensational Suit Started in Fond
du Lac-'rhc Badger Resume.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-11-07


tIon reveals signs Of poisoning.
Whether it Is q case Of suicide or ac-
cidcnlal poisoning Is not known.
A man named Lovely was arrested
in Marincttc. He was accompanied
| by woman, He was taken to the
county Jail and later sent to Mantle
woe. The charge against him is
keeping n house of ill-famc.
Pensions have been granted persons
residing in Wisconsin as follows:
Original william Armon, PittSvIlle,
Hiram Fuller, pepin. Increase Aug
us't Block, Fall Creek. Reissue
Henry n. NJ. Warner, Niroqua; Peter
Kccfe, Wisconsin veterans home,
Waupaca; Samuel Miller, national
military home, Milwaukee, Reissue
and increase Ambrose Jarratt, ma
tIWnal military home, Milwaukee.
There were 723 prisoners confined In
the Oshkosh county jail during the
past year.
a 0year.old boy named Mead was
run over and killed by a switch en-
gine at Hurley while trying TO rescue
his dog, which ran upon the track.
Charles FcaSer was drowned by the
capSlzIng Of his boat while hunting
on Duck lake. near Lake Geneva. He
was about 30 years OF age and
married.
Charles Dixon, a WlnnebagO Indian
who lives at Portage, Is under arrest
In Tomah for saShlng Charley White
eagle, another Wlnnebago Indian.
with Il knife.
Bert Erickson was accidentally shot
and Instantly killed by William
Mchleberg at Norris, near Wltten
berg, while the latter was removing n
cartridge from his gun.
'Nhe Swedish Lutheran church at
Ashland was dedicated with alisplc-
ions ceremonies, In which the clergy
OF that creed from many cities Of Wis
consn and Minnesota joined.
Stsute Game Warden Ellerson has
withdrawn the several deputies To-
Gated ON duck hunting grounds neAr
Palmyra, M no one seems inclined to
break the laws when once understood.
Tho examination OF Theodore
Sprlngborn who is accused OF EN-
bezzllng nearly $1,000 at Marshneld,
and who was recently arrested in
Benson. Mimi. has been continued
until next Monday
Burglars made II rich haul from the
homes Of Mrs. Daniel Currun, DR..
Burton Clark and Mrs. Elizabeth Doe
Mt Oshkosh, while uhe families were
away. Jewclry and diamonds valued
at over 5000 were taken.
A number OF attachments have been
sworn out against the N. +. CLAIM
Construction company, the contractors
Of the Shcboygan, st. Paul & Central
Railroad company. The claim Is for
wages. The pay day was to be on
October 10.
A number of Belolt roughS dis
turbed the salvation army meeting
and when one OF the members, Frank |
Bogette, went out to call policeman, |
he was pounced upon and beaten.
His nos" was broken. Several ARRESTS
have been made.
H. NJ. ROBBERS. one Of the first set |
tlcH of Kenosha county. was found
dead in his bed, lie was prohibit
ZIONIST, aud last spring was Il candi.
date trr mayor on the republican
ticket lle was G years old ard a
bachelor. John Dole. ais, one of |
Kcncslha's pioneers. died. He was so
ycurs old and leaves n widow ana six !
children.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-11-07

\ movement which originated at
the recent Episcopal convention In
Minneapolis is now under way to
make Rurine college Il tirSt-class uni.
vesitr, Formerly university. this
Institution, which Is one uf the oldest
Of THE kind In the west hHs dwindlNd
10 GRAMMAR school. Ex-Governor
Merriam, of Minnesota, and Justice
Winsluw, of tihc wisconsin supreme
court, are Interested In the project to
rcjuvenHte the institution. They are
trying to rssisc 100000. which is to ",
known as tho he koven memorial
FUND. In addition to this sum ii is In
trnt"t ~ raisc an emergency fund OF
$1,000 The projectors are confident
OF Srcrc~sS.
'rhc proposed waM reappor.
tionnent iii milwaukee,. would. II
there should hc ITO change In TIM,
vote OF the spring Of 1891, give the
dem"crlts six aldermen while the re-
pueli,Hns would SECURE thirty four
Postmaster Simonsen. Of Racine. has
added Il nNw fetulr 10 the pustotlicr
ny stamping the weather ptulslhilittcvS
nn the backs of letters delivered after
The lonn hour
closely guarded Ivy deputy sherins,
Henry Lamont arrived IN Superior
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-03-20
FOUR BIG SUCCESSES.

Having the needed merit to more
than make good all the advertising
claimed for them, the following four
'emedies have reached a phenomenal
ale. DR.. Kings New Discovery, for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds, each
Bottle uaranteed-Electric Bitters, the
great remedy for stomach, liver, and
idneys. Bucklen's Arnica Salve, the
oest in the world, and Dr. Kings New
life Pills. which are a perfect pill. All
these remedies are guaranteed to do
ust what is claimed for them, and the
1ealer whose name is attached here
With, will be glad to tell you more
them. Sold at Chas. Rogers Drug
Store.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-03-20
The Arcade.
Commercial Street.
WE KEEP NO BOOKS.
NO BAD DEBTS
STRICTLY CASH.
Commercial Street.

You don't want carpet sweeper tina
barks>the furniture or brushes the life
out of the carpet, or kicks up dust In
stead of gathering 1t, or lops its handl
about for you to trip over. You may
come across that sort under one name
or another. Pass on, and remember
Bisselrs Grand Rapids Sweeper. 1t
comes as near to broom work" as a
machine can. No noise, no drag on
you to run it, almost sucks the dust
up, and dumps with a touch; the
brush just skins, or digs In as you press
lightly or heavily on the handle.
You'll say 1t monopolizes the Sweeper
virtues. And the price Is only S299.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-03-20
Are You Going Eastp

r. 90 drop a line to A. C. Sheldon,
ganarsi agent of the burlington
Route" $50 washington ST.. Portland.
He viii mail you free Of charge, maps,
time tables, and advise you as to the
through rates to any point, reserve
sleeping car accommodations for you.
and furnish you with through tickets
via either the Northern, Union, South
err. Canadian Pacific, and Great North
ern railroads at the very lowest rates
obtainable.
The Burlington Route is generally
conceded to be the finest equipped rail.
road in the world for all classes ~
travel.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-03-20
MARVELLOUS RESULTS.

From letter written by Rev. ]. Cum
ierman, of Dimondale, Mich, we are
permitted to make this extract: IL
nave no hesitation in recommending
DR.. Kings New Discovery, as the re-
suits were almost marvellous in the
case of my wife. While / was pastor
of the Baptist Church at Rives juno
ton, she was brought down with
Pneumonia, succeeding La Grippe. Ter
ri0le paroxysms of coughing would last
hours with little interruption and 1t
seemed as if She could not survive
them. a friend recommended DR..
Kings New Discovery; it was quick In
its work, and satisfactory in its re-
Suits Trial bottles free at Chas
Rogers Drug Store. Regular size 50
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-03-20

From the Swiss meteorological OBJ.
servations since 1888, DR.. C. Heiss finds
that hail is more frequent in valleys
than in mountains, that it occurs Oft
enar near marches and in lake valleys
than over wooded country, and that
river valleys in the path of thunder
storms favor its formation. while cul-
tivated land and hilly forests reduce
the intensity of hail storms.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-03-20
WHEN THE CHILL MIsTs OF THE
MORNING

Hang like a pail over the surface of the
earth, it will be well for you before
venturlng into the raw vaporous air
charged, perhaps, with the seeds of ma
laria or provocative of rheumatic
twinges, TO take wineglassful OF
Hostetters Stomach Bitters, and thus
shield yourself from atmospheric in
fiuences threatening to health. If you
happen to get showed, sleeted, or rain
ed upon, use the same preventive, and
avoid the rheumatism or dangerous
cold. The agreeable warmth infused
into the circulation by this genial stom-
achic, its invigorating and regulating
properties commend 1t to all apprecia-
tive of the fact that prevention is bet
ter than cure. Use the bitters for dys-
pepsit. blliousness, nervousness, and
kidney trouble, sick headache and de-
bility.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-03-20
LOOK OUT FOR COLD WEATHER

But ride inside the Electric Lighted
and Steam Heated Vestibule Apartment
Car trains of tine Chicago. Milwaukee
and st, Paul Railway, and you will be
as warm, comfortable, and cheerful as
in your own library or boudoir. To
travel between Chicago. st. Paul or
Minneapolis. or Between Chicago and
Omaha, in these luxuriously appointed
trains. is a supreme satisfaction; and
as the somewhat ancient advertisement
used to read. for further particulars
see small bills" Small bills (and large
ores. tool will be accepted Tor passage
and sleeping car tickets. All coupon
ticket agents on the coast sell tickets
via the Chicago. MiIw aukee and St
Paul Railway. or address c. J. Eddy
General Agent. Portland. Or.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-03-20

When Ponce de Leon sought to find
The fountain giving back lost youth,
1t may be that he had in mind
That draught which seems 10 make
a truth
Out of the fable ages old,
For drinking it the old grow young;
1t is indeed, draught of gold,
Surprising all by poets sung.
The draught mentioned is DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, of course.
1t is a most potent rejuvenator of the
weakened and debilitated system. 1t
drives out all poison, all impurity, en-
riches the blood, and makes the old
and wornout feel young and vigorous.
Ponce-de-leon didn't discover it, Nut
DR.. Pierce did, and he rightly named ii
when he called OF a Golden Medical
Discovery"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-03-20

The Russian courts have reversed the
assumption of the American tribunals
that when husband and wife are
drowned in the same disaster the wife
dies first, The Russian doctors have
testified unanimously that the man
would be the first to die. because the
woman is more agile and keeps her.
self longer above water.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-03-20

The Austrian state railways are now
using state fuel. 1t is reported that
the results obtained from the Holden
njeotors have been excellent in all re-
spects, particularly on account of the
control the system gives the fireman
over the fires, and that these injectors
are to be adopted on the engines of the
Metropolitan Railway of Vienna.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-03-20
EXTENDED SYMPATHY.

do unto others as you would have
,thers do unto you." is sympathetically
shown in the following lines, the pre-
umption being that sympathy is born
lr akin to pain or sorrow:
Gentlemen PLEASE send Krause''
Headache Capsules as follows: Two
Jokes to Flora Seay, HAVANA, N. Oak
rwo boxes to Lille Wilcox, Brookland
n. Oak. 1 have always been a grea'
ufferer from headache and your Cap
sules are the only thing that relieve;
me-" Yours very truly,
FLORA SEAY,
Havana, N. Oak.
For sale by Chas. Rogers, Astoria
Dr.. Sole Agent.