The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-07-15
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The cordage on a first-class man-of-
war costs about $4,000 Corkage
doubtless costs considerably more.
Velvet is in high favor for ceremoni-
Gus gowns among women who can af-
ford them. And yet it is said to APP
pear very low.
If the Tribune man would print some
of his Republican stuff on thinner pa
per more people would be able to see
through his arguments.
A New York paper reports that a
contribution of % cents was received
by the Grant Monument commission
the other day.-Unjust as it may ap-
pear the name of the banker was with
held.
There are 10000 men who will pay $40
a ticket for admission to the Corbett-
F'itzsimmons fight, but who would
growl if the "old woman" asked for
street-car fare.
The Kansas City Journal is severe.
1t says: Chicago people are very care
less. They neglected to put a bell on
Adlai Stevenson on the Fourth, and
now he is lost again" Unlike the aver
age Republican, a Democrat cannot be
located by his bray.
Saturdays gathering of the clans at
the theatre would indicate that De-
mocracy is very much alive, for a
corpse.
The query now naturally arises. Is
Lance Earl out of a ''yob," and will
he fill the place to be made vacant by
the dropping of Sullivan?
If "incompetency' is to be good rea-
son for making vacancies in the fire
then the young man who
ran into the telephone pole with the
chemical should also be asked to join
Donovan and Sullivan.
Lady Henry Somerset was absent,
indisposition, from one of the
women's meetings in London recently,
and Mrs Ormiston Chant, who led the
against the Empire theatre,
took the chair in her place. Her apology
was rather awkward. Dear Lady
Henry" she said, has been over
worked, and we must, of course, be
careful not to kill the goose that lays
the golden eggs.
According to an exchange, the police
of Denver are called upon Sunday to
close the bakeries and bread shops in
all quarters of the city. The order
went into effect without any notice to
the people and there were lively de-
tons around police head
quarters when indignant and hungry
entered to file protests. The
general complaint was that saloons
were allowed to run wide open without
an attempt to enforce an observance
Of Sunday.
The Rev. NJ Chew, of Kansas, is not
at all partial to rags.
Nasrulla Kahn, a son of the Ameer,
who has been visiting England for
some time past, will leave for home
today He gave the queen a casket
valued at $85,000, and the queen has
senU to the ruler of Afghanistan gold
plates and other presents of about the
same value.
He started out early, our dear little boy,
With seventeen packs and a nice cannon
toy,
A pistol for caps and torpedoes galore.
And a hundred and forty-nine pinwheels
or more.
We hired man just to watch him at
play,
And to follow his footsteps around all
Ten times in the morning he saved the
dear's life,
But was blown up himself and sent home
to his wife.
And at night when they brought what
was left of our boy.
Our anguish was tempered by small
grains of joy;
For he said. as the powder was picked
from his eye,
81 wish at tomorrow was Fourth O.
JULY
Then the doctors came round at our ur-
gent request,
And tackled on his limbs where they
fitted the best:
But the kid only said, I'D be willin to
Every day it twas only the Fourth o.
New York Evening Sun.
D. Bennett Hills famous words, 'I
I'm a Democrat" have been drama
lied by the chairman of the Ken
lucky Democratic convention. He
aid no word, but took a big tunbler-
ul of whisky in plain sight of the
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Post.
Miss May Simpson is a deputy sheriff !
n San Francisco. She is described as
young woman quietly dressed, with
. pleasant face, unobtrusive manners,
md nerves OF steel. Her work con-
lists mainly in escorting women who |
AVE been judged insane--to their |
.sylums She treats insane persons |
With kindness and firmness combined, |
nd is very successful in dealing with |
hem. This is something new in |
eputy sheriffs in a double sense.
a.. GZG |