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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-11-14
Angels to order.

There is a certain amount of egoism in
the makeup of every normal person. Ev-
cry well-balanced individual is pretty
well satisfied with his or her own per-
sonality, and would decline to swap Off
and be somebody else if such a thing
were possible. This self love embraces
the race to which the individual belongs.
whether the egoist be white, or red,
or brown. or yellow. or black, in his
heart of hearts he thinks his race is
superior to all others on earth, and he
likes to have it complmented. The pride
of race may lie dormant under certain
circumstances; but it is there, and it does
not take much to arouse it.
Your Connecticut yankee is a close stu
dent of human nature, and invariably
turns what he learns of that nature to
pecunary account. His wooden nutmegs
are offered in proof of the assertion. A
Connecticut yankee. bordering over an il
lustrated edition of the Bible one day. not
ed that all of the angels were white folks
He reflected upon the race of the angels
and seems to have reached the conclusion
that the angels were made white in order
to please the white people. 1t required
but a few whirls of his practical brain
to bring him to the point of view of see,
ing that the fair-sl5inned race has not
monopoly Of supplying angels. In an
other moment he had determined to turn
the train Of thought into dollars and
cents by catering to race pride through the
medium of the holy scriptures and the
angels.
He had printed a special edition of the
Rible, copiously illustrated with negro
angels. Gabriel, the angel of the fam
! ing sword, the angel of the burning bush,
the angel at the sepulchre, and the others,
were given ebony-hued skins. fiat noses,
thick lips and characteristic hair. The
| cherubim and seraphim were shown with
/ feet the hollow of which would make a
hole in the ground. The books cost the
! Connecticut fellow about $1.1O each, ac-
cording TO the report.
With these black angel Bibles, the Con,
necticut man invaded the state of Ala
bama, where it is said the negroes re-
} CelNtu MN with open arms ana open
/ purses The books were sold on the in
stallment plan, for IS apiece, $3.50 down
and the balance in monthly payments. 1t
is reported that the books cannot be
printed fast enough to supply the de-
mand, and the wooden nutmeg genius
is sure that he has struck a bonanza. He
will probably next get out editions with
! Chinese angels, for special missionary
! work.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-11-14
BRIGHT BITS.

This predicting the weather's mighty
easy" said the skeptic.
could you do itY'
Certainly. All you have to do is pre-
dict hot wave when it's cold. and cold
wave when it's hot, and stick to it,
Washington Star.
Rivalry Between Families.-Jim Web
ster-Has We heered dat my son Rastus
tuck a premium at de school GAMMA
tion?''
Sam Johnsing-Jess quit braggin' about
your son 'Rastus take premium. Didn't
my pig get de blue ribbon at de county
fair?'-TeXas Siftings.
-Teacher-What can you tell me about
Innsbruck?
capital of the Tyrol; hotels; Tiroler Hof
Hotel d. Europe, Golden Some
Teacher-What's that? Are you trying
TO make fun of me?
Pupil-Oh, no, but lost my geography
and had to study up in Baedeker.-F'lie-
gende Batter
-Skinner-Did l ever tell you of the
great sport had on one of the little Jakes
up in Maine? No? Well, sir; in the course
of half an hour l caught fifty trout, some
of them twenty inches long, and all of
them over a foot. But. as luck would have
IL, l lost everyone of them overheard
coming ashore.
Walton-And I can swear to the truth
of what Skinner says, for saw him when
he came ashore and there wasn't a single
fish in the boat-Boston Transcript.
Middle aged Novice.-''Tm Just off for
a tour in the country hiking all the way
TIN be four weeks before I'm back in my
fiat again"
Candid Friend-"Ah! Bet it won't be
four hours before you're fiat on your back
again. Punch
Earthly riches do you trouble me-"
said the sad eyed man. What is better
have treasure laid up in heaven"
Just like my Aunt Maria replied
Roundface: "she was forever hiding
things away where she never could find
them again. Boston Transcript.
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N U N Y 0 n
Benefits Mankind.
The Doctor no Longer Necessary.
Sick People Provided With Rene
dies 10 Cure ThemseIves-A Tr,-
umph for the People.
An Honest woman's Gratitude.

Mrs. Ella Homshur, 775 Howard street
Philadelphia, says: My entire nervous
system was broken down with catarrb
1 was partially deaf and had all the dis
gushing symptoms of that loathsome dis
ease. 1t affected my stomach, and I spf-
fered terribly from dyspepsia. When
applied to Doctor Munyon for treatment
1 was completely Frustrated Under tho
skillful treatment I received I speedily
grew better, and am now without a trace
OF my former troubles. l am glad To in
dorse Munyon's Remedies, for I feel
owe my life to their use"
Prof. Munyon provides. a separate
remedy for nearly every disease Com
mon sense ana experience show this IN
be the true method. Thousands of nee
pie have cured themselves by the use of !,
25-cent bottle of Munyon's Improve
homeopathic Remedies. which NAV he
obtained from any druggist. ASK vour
druggist for Munyon's Guide to Health
and cure yourself.
Personal letters to Prof Munyon. f5a5
Arch street, Philadelphia, Pa, answered
with free medical advice for any disease
-ad.
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INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

Meet'ng-Zerubbabe Lodge No. Is. F.
& A. NJ.
Special Notices-Insurance and Mort
gage Loans. Etc. bearing & Hun; The
Celebrated Infanta Eulalia Cigars at the
Palace Bar and Cafe; Edgar f. Whit
comb, Manufacturers Agent and Mer-
chandise Broker; Notice to City Court
Jurors.
shoes-selz Royal Blue 81 Shoes-A. S.
Nichols.
Diamonds for a Duchess-Sternberg
Jewelry Company.
Medicai-Munyon Remedies; Carlsbad
Sprudel salt.
Steamship chedules-American Line;
Red Star Line; Baltimore Steamship
Company.
The Secret Out-B. H. Levy & Bro.
We Have Set the Pace in Golf Suits
and Golf Stockings-Falk Clothing Com
pany
Special Sale in Mems Underwear-At
Collat's.
Cheap Column Advertisements-H
Wanted Employment Wanted; For
Rent; For Sale; Lost; Personal; NIiscel-
laneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-11-14

Ex-senator Thurman of Ohio is a very
remarkable old man. When there was
talk of nominating him on the ticket with
Mr. Cleveland there were objections, on
the ground that he was too old. and was
likely to die before the end of the term
Ten days or so ago he was taken sick,
and folks thought his time had surely
come. on account of his advanced age But
he has fooled them again. The doctors
say he will get well. The intelligence is
very gratifying to the old statesman's
friends-apd the country is full OF them.
His vitality is on par with his old-time
yirility and his sterling democracy.
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nrenrx nnHn of Grnr-
From the Cornhill Magazine.

From the Cornhill Magazine.
November and the world of shades is
here,
The sun hangs like a wafer in the sky,
Shorn of his feeblest beams. No majesty
The clouds wear, but, all blanched with
shapeless fear
Trail on the earth. The plowboy. plow-
ing near,
Moves insubstantial, scarce less shad-
Owy
Than the CURED mist his breath makes.
while the lea
Looms half green blot, half a vaporous
smear,
And To- what forms are these beside the
streams,
That bend and shudder like to ioyless
ghosts2
Can they be trees stripped bare. that
only sigh
As the bleak wind sweeps through
them, or do hosts
OF phantoms wall, anguished by fitf,I
CLEANS
From ME far off. golden with memory?
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-11-14

From the Boston Herald dnd).

Close upon the heels of the elections
which have dealt what should prove a
death blow to free silver, comes the an
nouncement that Senators Morgan and
Pugh have opened another campaign
for the white metal down in Alabama,
informing their constituents that unless
the democratic party shall nominate a
free silver candidate for the presidency
next year neither their children nor
their childrens children viii live to see
another democratic occupant Of the
white house For Bourbons who never
learn and never forget anything, Sena-
pre-eminence.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-11-14

A Washington paper learns that. in an
ticipatiOn Of certain possible po-
hticsi events. taken in connec-
ton with the results of the re-
cent elections. there has been discussed
in Washington between the parties con-
cerned the formation Of one Of the great
est law firms in the country. The style
of the firm, it Is said. is to be Cleveland
Carlisle & Oiney. and the firm is to have
Offices in New York and Boston. The sto-
~. as is plain enough, assumes that Mr.
Cleveland will not consider the
question of third term. that
Mr.. Carlisle has been eliminated
recent election in Kentucky. and that Mr.
Olney will retire from politics at the con-
clusion Of his term in the state depart
ment. The idea is that Mr.. Carlisle will
do the talking in open court for the firm
there is no better advocate in the pro-
fession-and that Mr.. Cleveland and Mr.
oiney will devote themselves to the line
of Office work. After his first term Mr.
Cleveland went actively to work as a
lawyer, thereby breaking down the prece-
dent of exclusiveness in ex-Presidents, and
Gen. Harrison has followed his example
Therefore. there is no longer a question
Of What shall we do with our EXPIRES
idents?' They have answered the ques-
ton themselves. The story from Wash
ingtonmay or may not be founded on good
authority. 1t is probable and interesting
at any rate.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-11-14
Higher Tariff, Less Revenue.
From the Baltimore Sun Dem).

The contention that tariff is needed
10 supply ampler revenues ignores the
fact that high tariff produces less rev.
enue than a low tariff. If ampler reve-
nues are wanted and we cannot await
the fun return of prosperity, the pres
emit tariff should be made still lower.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-11-14
VIII Make Themselves Solid.
From the WASHINGTON Post Nndl.

AS the Kentucky republicans have a
majority in the lower branch of the leg
islature and can beat the democrats at
throwing out members on contests il is
not very hard to guess as to the politi-
cal hue of the next senator from that
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-11-14
Our Chicngo Friends.

We hope our Chicago visitors spent a
pleasant day in Savannah yesterday.
Savannah enjoyed their visit. Business
was at a standstil most Of the day. The
people declined to attend to ordinary af-
fairs. They all joined in welcoming the
visitors. The weather was delightful. 1t
was cool and bracing and everybody
wanted to be out Of doors. The most of
them were in the streets. 1t was
grand holiday which will be long remem-
bered in connection with Chicago.
The Chicago soldiers made fine inn
preston The First Regiment of the nl.-
nois National Guard is a splendid body
of men. They compare favorably with
our citizen soldiery and we think that
is paying them high compliment. As
they marched through our streets with
the Savannah military they Were heart
lily greeted by the thousands of people
who were anxious to contribute to their
pleasure in every possible way.
1t was a great undertaking to bring
such large body of men such distance.
1t was successful one, however, and
Savannah is glad to have had the oppor-
tunity to entertain so many distinguish
ed citizens of the western metropolis and
the great state OF Illinois, and such a
splendid military organization as the
First Regiment of the Illinois National
Guard-a regiment that has endeared it
self to the southern people by showing
in conspicuous manner its respect for
the memory of southern soldiers who
fell lu the defense Of the lost cause
The memory Of the visit of our Chica-
( go friends VIII remain long with the
people Of Savannah. 1t will be one of
their most pleasant memories.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-11-14

Mr.. Charles S. Fairchild of New York.
ex-Secretary of the Treasury. announces
that he will retire from active politics.
The New York state democracy win lose
the services of an intelligent, &C
tive and high-minded worker. AR
Fairehild was friend al pupil
in politics OF Samuel ]. Tilden and
clings tenaciously to the precepts of
his great teacher. He is a reformer Of
the right kind. and will retire from poll
tics with the respect alike of his political
friends and opponents.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-11-14
CURRENT COMMENT.
some Pleased PeonIe.
Springfield CMasso Republican qnd)

Washington hotel and shopkeepers are
pleased over the results of the elections.
They say that more money is spent
more of the public money?-and times
are livelier at the capital under a repub-
tration.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-11-14

1t is announced that within a few days
the representatives of the Cuban republic
will establish headquarters in Washington
and begin a campaign, the purpose of
which viii be to induce the President to
take a favorable view of the cause OF
cuba in his message to congress. There
can be no doubt that the President is con-
sidering the Cuban question very closely.
ana that he will say some interesting
things on the subject in his message. But
it is not probable that the establishing Of
Cuban headquarters in Washington, or
anything the headquarters may say. Will
have any weight upon what he viii say
10 congress. Mr.. Cleveland is a man who
is influenced by truth. justice and law, ana
not by headquarters or delegations.
The accident to the Texas in drydock
at the Brooklyn navy yard brings to mind
the recent straining Of the cruiser Co
Iumbia in a British drydock. 1t seems
that there was some similarity in the ac-
ciaents. In the case of the Columbia. the
officer in command was reprimanded for
negligence in the performance of his duty.
The commander Of the Texas had, there
fore, better prepare for squalls.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-11-14

The ranting anarchist is never so happy
as when in a graveyard; not as a perma-
nent resident. but as speeehmaker over
the bones of some misguided fellow who
has used the torch or dynamite for the
propagation of anarchy. There are some
choice specimens of anarchy planted in
Chicago cemeteries, and the local red-nag-
gers would dearly love to gather at their
graves once a month. or as often as possi-
BILE. and make blood and thunder speeches
against civilization and prosperity. The
Chicago authorities will not permit the
cemeteries TO be used for such gatherings,
so there is talk among the anarchists Of
that city Of purchasing a cemetery of their
own. somewhere out in the prairie, where
they may drink beer and rant as much as
they please. without the bothersome police
being present to put hands over their
mouths
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-11-14

OhcAe josh Neiton, weather prophet
in the state of Pennsylvania, has con-
suited the goosebones, the dogfennel
blossoms and the yolks of guinea eggs
and reached the conclusion that winter
is going TO come early. be severe and
stay a long time. In addition to getting
information from the sources named
Uncle Josh has noticed that the leaves
hang on the trees a long time despite
the strong winds, that crickets stopped
singing a month ago, that the chipmuclzs
have laid in extra large supplies of pro-
visions, that the corn wears a remarka-
bly, thick coat of husk that chestnuts
are wearing extra heavy Innings to their
jackets, and that the cranberries are
more than usually acid. With a mass Of
evidence like that telling of a long and
hard winter. not even the weather bu-
reau Will be apt to dispute Uncle Josh's
prediction
1t is not every American woman who
has the chance of horse whipping lord.
therefore Mrs. Adds of San Francisco.
has suddenly acquired fame She has
not actually whipped the lord yet but
she has the whip to do it with in her pos
session, and is on his lordship's hot
trail The prospective victim is Lord
Shclto Douglass, son of the notorious
Marquis of Queensberry, who is the hus-
hand Of Mrs. Adds daughter Mrs. Ad-
dis wanted to have the say-so in the run
ming OF her daughters household affairs.
and the lord told her she would please
bear in mind that when ne married her
daughter he did not marry the family:
therefore, she would kindly keep her
nose out CT his affairs. Naturally the
mother-in-law was incensed. DougIass
had the good sense to make his escape
Immediately upon uttering his defiant
words, hence the postponement Of the
horsewhipping. The old woman is on his
track however, and vows she VIII wear
him TO a fragile when she has found him
What delightful life some Of the Brit.
ish aristocrats lead!
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-05-07

Tho editor Of Notes For the Curl
Gus" recently read wonderful CD ac-
count of bunch of roses kept in New
York herbarium. which still retain their
original color, Notwithstanding the fact
that they were cut from the parent stalk
three years and one month before the
signing Of our Declaration of Independ-
enoe. The editor of the paper in which
the notice appeared. he no doubt consid-
ering 1t the eighth wonder of the
world" asked If any reader could give
information concerning case in which
roses or other flowers had retained their
natural colors for so long a time.
We would state that we have seen
we'll preserved wreaths and garlands Of
lotus. red and yellow peoples. and other
unolassified flowers which were found
ON Egyptian mummies known to have
been dead over 5000 years. The red
peoples were but shade lighter than
those dried and pressed but month or
year before. aud in the case of the yell
low variety there was no distinguish
able difference between those from the
ancient tombs and specimens which had
been dried but q week. II the editor who
refers to the colonial roses as wonders
will visit the Egyptian museum at
Cairo, he will find dried colored flowers
OF sufficient antiquity to excite his won
der. st Louis Republic.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-05-07
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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-05-07
ONE WAY TO LIVE cHEAPLY.
a scheme That Was Developed by Gal
liant Colonel WIKI.

a Scheme That Was Developed by GAL
liant Colonel WIKI.
Joseph Tanski, the Polish refugee,
narrates many stories of the shifts to
which he and his fellow exiIes were
compelled to resort in order to keep
soul and body together. None Of these
is more curious and interesting than one
relating to his friend, Colonel Wilk,
who had been decorated by the emperor
of the French for gallant service in the
French army, but who afterward found
himself obliged to live upon 60 francs
a month.
TWAS pretty tight work, and so Colo
mel Wilk had to confess, but one day no
met with strange bit of good fortune.
He had been out for walk and was
ON his way home when big Newfound-
land dog came running down the street,
pursued by a gang of boys and men. all
armed with sticks. The dog, painting
and terrified, ran straight toward Colo
mel Wilk and took refuge between his
feet The crowd drew near with loud
and excited shouts.
1t is a mad dogi Kill him"
"A pOlceman, more courageous IMAM
the mob, stepped forward.
"Haltp' shouted the knight of the
Legion of Honor. ''The dog belongs to
me. 1t is not mad /"
His resolute air and perhaps the red
ribbon in his buttonhole made an i'm
preston upon the policeman.
VERY well, " he said, "since the dog
is yours, lead him away"
So said, SO done. Colonel Wiki took
the dog home, washed and combed it,
and then went with it to tho butcher s
to buy it some scraps of meat For 25
centimes the butcher gave him fine
lot, and ON his way home Wiki bought
a few vegetables.
All these bits-bits of meat, bones
and vegetables-he put into a pot to-
gether with suitable quantity of wa
ter, and out of the pot both he and the
dog mado a sumptuous dinner.
Tho problem of living was solved.
Day after day. as often as his purse ran
low, which was pretty often, he bought
bits of meat ''for his dog" Nobody
was the wiser, and the Polish exile and
his dog lived upon 30 confines day,
and the knight of the Legion of Honor
could once more receive his friends like
O man of the world.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-05-07
MRS. ROBERT SEAMAN
THAT IS NOW THE LEGAL NAME OF
THE FAMOUS NELLY BLY,.

She Was Born Cochran. christened Eiina-
beth. and Her Marriage 20 Wealthy
Old Man Surprised Her Friends-EIsr
EnterprisiDR Career.
The unexpected marriage OF Nelly
BY has interested great many persons
1t has never been said Of this young
woman that she is producer of hEera-
ture. and it is hardly likely that she
herself has ever claimed TO be, but be-
yond question her name is today as wide
" known in the United States as that
Of any other woman writer, perhaps as
that Of any writer Of either sex
This has come about through a variety
of causes, Of which one has been oppor-
tunity. But opportunity has not been
more potent in making her name known
than have her own industry, enthusi-
asm and ability to reach the sympathies
of her readers All these things, togeth-
or with ready ingenuity, the power
to suggest and the willingness to under
take the unusual. have combined in her
behalf. But of all the unexpected per-
tormances that have figured in her life