Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1895-03-06


 Mcbride, of Oregon, is no excep- ton. Long life to him
 The high hat nuisance has not as yet struck the Arizona legislature. Probably our solons do not care to to talk through their (wives) hats.
 All the officers of the Tennessee National Guard threaten to resign, because the legislature made 20 appropriation for an ercampmeat.
 San Diego is rustling for the eK- tension of the Arizona north aud south road to its city. They say that they can raise S5O0.00O.
 A California paper says: "Take that rosy-cheeked girl of yours to the Citrus Fair tonight. 1T she hasn't rosy cheeks, stop at a drug store on your way down"
 European powers are vomiting up their gold bugs and getting ready to take a dose of the silver medi cine. Another anti-toxine cure for the west, in short.
 If Count Ernest, Paul, Reniface, etc, etc, No Account. is to get a pull on the Gould sack like his name would indicate, his bride will be short in her (ac)cOunt.
 The monotony of bank, train and store robberies Is broken. A faro bank is said to have been taken in in the other day at Tucson.
 An exchange heartlessly says that there IS no occasion for any one to give Miss Gould away, as she has already given herself away.
 The vail that is going on of banks hoarding gold, is relieved occasionally by news that these institutions have been burglsrized.
 The western silver senators car ried one day las week m the senate. Cleveland, however, holds the whip hand on the remaining 364 days in the year.
 The "king of chicken thieves" is the title of Salvation army culprit recently arrested in California. If the army gets no worse, the country is saved.
 Locate the territorial peni- tentiary at Prescott and give Arizona producers their first reward.
 Several "write up people have visited this town recently, and left as rapidly as they came. After all, the Examiner fasco was a cheap lesson 10 our people.
 Gold bug principles arc not tolerated in the state of Washing ton. Senator Dolph monkeYed with such ideas and he has been laid to rest, Mcbride succeeded him.
 Yavapai today makes an earnest appeal to all Arizona for the penitentiary, not be- cause 1t Is due us, but, because 1t Is due humanity.
 A restaurant keeper in Florence, Arizona, trusted a newspaper man for $500 in board, and now has to take the paper which IS worth sis0 to play even. His earthly aliiictions may be said to have just commenced.
 The annual ghost dance of the Wallspais is being held in Mohave county. Nayajoes and Apaches are also on hand, all tribes in short being represented except the scalp hunters of Phenix, who are at present engaged in ambushing Gov ernor Hughes.
 It has been decided by St. Paul judge that man is responsible for islanders uttered by his wife. What a delightful time some married men may expect when they have to answer for the customary political islanders of a campaign when women vote and figure in a red hot politi- cal discussion.
 Two women have been drawn as jurors in murder case in Denver. This is one of the results of woman suffrage in that state. The only thing lacking now in this legal line is for these far ones to present the prisoner with boquet.
 Tue Gazette is giving Yavapai another dose of it's periodical min ing chestnut, by saying that Yava- pal has enough mineral to pay of l the national debt. If we can accom- plish the task of paying of the ! territorial debt, as it is accumulate 1 by statesmen" south of the Gila, bigger bonanzas will have to be found than we have at present.
 The Gazette believes that the Arizona sheriifs are not by any means overpaid, but the clerks of district courts are the barnaeles hat are sinking the taxpayers of Arizona. The more these felloAs Ire paid the louder they howl jazette. The above seems to be nore applicable to the above paper han it does to the men whom it Issails. A noticeable instance being he regular roasts that sheet gives he administration because the lat CT will not turn the treasury over
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