Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1895-10-10
PIN N POINT.

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Health. beauty. vigor. riches, and
all the other things called good
operate equally as evils to the vicious
and unjust. as they do as benefits &c
the i~ust-Piato.
-Bookl1eepcr-"I see BY the paper
that our customer. ScueskinS, is mar
RED Fashionable TaiIor-"Indeedi ]
shall be sorry to lose him--CIothier
and Furnisher.
Van Jay-Miss Meeks called me
a fool Do / look like q fool9' Mil
licers-No, you do not don't think
she judged you by your looks
Brooklyn Eagle
Miss P~iauephace exhibiting her
photegrapbl-"Everybody says it does
not do me Justice Miss Pert-Evi-
IDENTIFY the artist is a man Of tact
Boston Transcript
The Bicycle-She-~How long do
you suppose the bicycle viii remain SC
popular among the fashionable peo-
ple?- He-~Until it becomes estab-
Iished as a useful vehicle. Detroit
Free Press.
Horse Dealer - You had better
buy the horse. colonel You will never
find a healthier ANIMAL Coz. Jones'
Il believe IT, IL he hadn't been healthy
all his life he never would have lived
50 lOug-Taumanv Times
-Edw.rds-~Browu's system re-
duces horse racing to an exact science
EichardS-~Does it, Edwaris-"Yes
In order to tell how much money a
man VIII lose It is only necessary To
know how much he haS"-BrookIyn
Life
The Vocalizer.-Tyro-WeIl. now
that you have heard my voice. what dc
you think Of it2- Teaeher-"wait. nv
dear sir. till I have had you bound
over to keep the peace, and I shall be
pleased to tell you Detroit Free
Press
-Blobbs-Wh2t nonsense It is for
the newspapers in their Of
weddings TO describe the bride being
led % the altar SIobbs-"How sog-
Biobs-WeII. most girls could find
their way there in the dark---PhiIa-
deiPhia Record.
OF course" said the practical
girl, there IS such Il thing As love at
sight" I'm 50 glad 10 hear you sav
IL replied her romantic friend Yes.
but I'd always advise giving il at least
thirty days to settle, just the same
Washington star
II have been almost a hermit
sighed the successful man Vow
that my fortune Is made, and I have a
little time Of my own. find IL impos-
sihle 10 get the torch with the worid-
You ought To get a bicycle sur-
gested bis fri-ad--Indianapolis Jour
nal
Il lovers hope resembles the bean
IN the nursery table. let it once take
root. and II viii grow 50 rapidly that
In the course OF a few hours, the giant
Imagination builds a castle on the top.
and By and BY comes disappointment,
with the eurtal AZ. and hews down
both the plant and the saperztrzcture.
->cntt-
Men seem neither TO understand
their riches their strength OF the
former. they believe greater things
than they should, Of tho latter much
less Selt-reliance and ~seIt-deniaI will
teach 4 to drink out of his own
cisteru- and eat his OWE sweet bread.
ana - learn and labor truly to ret his
living. and carefully to expend the
good things committed 10 his trust
Bacon
slow 10 Tumble-She had now be-
come desperate Your family has a
grand name be observed Il would
prefer almost any other, she rejoined,
with a promptness sufficient 10 sug-est
that she had given the subject thought.
After a time she sat as one in a trance.
lnd wondered what would be the
chances of his tumbling II a wheat eIe-
S4tor were To preeiPitate itself upon
aim-DetroIt Tribune.