The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-08-02
A NEW VERSION OF rRILBY.
Mickey Gives the hoy, nv, opinion Of
the riot 81 the stnrg

the riot of the stufy
SAY. Mickey. wors trilbys"
"Huuy gee! Trilby ain't q nawthin'
Trilbys a dame. why don't yer read,
jimmy
We'll den who's Trilby2"
"Oh. yousr fellows make mc tired.
Youse don't know nawthin'. read de
book mp at de doctors Trilby was a
dame wot wuz bro't Mp In de fourt
ward In Paris Her old man wuz a
preacher. but got ter hittiu' Dc bottle
too lively an her old lady slung gin
In Joint Dey got stuck on each other
and hitchcd up. but de booze got lie best
Of dem and dey cronked In Paris and
left two kids. DE girl was Trllby. but
de boy Kid don't cut no Ice In de story.
De girl was a dandy and some painter
bloke got stuck on her shape and made
model Of her to drawer from. Den
dey all got a-paintin' her and maxim
chalk images OF her left foot or some
thin. and 30 she met three English
guys who WIZ In Paris learnin' paintin'.
There wu2 a big bloke bigger'n Cor
belt, and a Scotch mug and a little
dude or course. Trllby's old man
bein English. she fell right In Wild dis
push. and soon she wuz mendin DER
socks and right to home Wild dem.
"Blmeby de big bloke got spoony.
but youse Kids can't understand that
part OF II. Anyway. the little dude
WIZ the winner OATS Just like de
wimmin: dey don't know when dey got
good thing. II she'd made play fer
the big guy | think he'd few the
coop wild her and den de story wouldn't
ha' been rittln. Hut the kid was the
/ winner. rs | sed. but she gey him de
marble heart because she know'd she'd
been sittln' round wild the painters and
his folks mightn't like II. So den
dago wat wuz a great musicianer got In
Wild de gang. and Of course he got stuck
on Trilby too. lie wasn't no good eS-
cept for playin' the piancr and wuz al
ways pullin some ones leg and
wouldn't give ANYONE the glad hand
who was fool enough TO cough up
we'll. anyway. when the Kid told her
he'd skip II she didn't marry him she
weakened and said all right
Den de Kids ma cum over from
London and put de blinkcrs on the
whole racket and made Tfllby Gre him.
secs Den de dude took sick and do
dame went on de bum for awhile. whcl
she met de dago and he mcsmerlzel
her. same as de bloke did does guys
mp NJ de museum last week and hully
gcc' how she could sing when she was
Rslcep-no. mean when she was un-
der his Influence. Well. In a few years
she made a big hit all over Europe and
come 10 London. and wot dyer think?
De night she was to make her daboo-
dat means her first appearance. see?
didn't de dago drop ded In dc box,
scared Z death OF the big fellow | wuz
tellin' yer about wot wuz struck on
Trllby In Paris. who wuz In the thely-
ter dat night. Gee. den dere wuz fun
She couldn't sing little bit. because
de dago wuz'nt dorc to mesmerize her
and she got sick and de little dude got
sick: but anyway dcy both croakcl
But youse couldn't tumble to dat part
Of the story. II youso could read and
understand dere's lots couldn't tell
about dat would make yer leak even II
you WIZ tun. The big Teller wuz O
eorker, and de kid wuz game one. too
but yer can't phase wlmmin. My Mas
b IL Jest de same way. Hully gee'