New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-02
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

,,,,is manor sneaks OF n sad suicide. Nov
-, =, ,ef its readers about the gay suicides
"t-nc,e. how do you stand on the enforcefhe"'
q, ,he Monroe Doctrine?" ,. ,sro-on
Amt got time 70 foSl wh s Ran,is doctrns
am good enough 10 me, an Is been for n'sh "o'en
thutty yeahs"-(Cincinnau TRIBUNE
The action Of the city authorities in ordering al
nre-escapes to be kept free from inoumo'"hceS -
rnouestionably wise. The prevailing practice 10
. orrb.r the escapes with boxes. baskets and
,he Ike and in many tenemen,-houses the pia'-
forms have been blocked up that 1t would De I'M
uossble for any to use the horoscopes save a'
great personal inconvenience and FISK No'h'hs
but frequent and rigid ihspe'''o"s CO" N''f ~
clear OF distractions.
yesteriay and Just look this
beautiful shawl pin my VIE gave me az d p'I Is,.r
Thai is very nice but my wife dd better than that
Ny birthday was last week, anH shr "a" TIC OA''
coach all newly painted for me'-puc"'
Crstomer-Are these suspenders strong?
salesman-Strong? Well. ! guess yes. why. last
week man bought pair of them and Immediately
went and hanged himself using them instead OF
rope.
His Bad Hab,-"He is fine young man" said
Mabels father. Il am surprised that you uea' "i'n
Perhaps you don't know him as well as do
father" nall H. has no had habit.
He i has one of which dsapprove very much"
Yes can't break him OF proposing to me-
CWashngton star.
Making the Charge te.-Gadzooks-You've
done me dirt. and you are a stuff
POUNDS with a menacing movemeno-"h ats
that?
Gadzooks (weakening)-I Just saying that
you the stun.
Zounds-The drinks on me- old man.
In the South seas-Tho King OF Rarotonss
laughed.
And then Your Majesty. Casey came 10 bat:
Two men we're out Duffy was on h second .S ana
for two bags. That let Duffy in but o'Fiynn went
III Ills s. Majesty gleefuly rubbed his hands.
And the scoreY
Angry lights flashed from the Kings eyes.
'sirrah' he roared. do you take me FOR popu-
istg'-tl3unaio Courier.
Easily Satisfied Gaggs-selfmade is man who
thoroughly believes In himself
Waggs-Then he must be next 10 an nfdel. for an
iniidel believes In nothing
The Bafiied Vilain.-The black browed villain
dragged the body OF his victim TO the BRINK OF the
Now. said he. II will forever conceal all evil
dencc OF my awful deed. None but Heaven sees
scuse me-" remarked the on .-man audience but
you are mistaken | know the orchestra has al
gone out for "A beer but am here yet YOU bet"
Indianapolis Journal.
ono OF ilost ancient lnuuAtri's or treat
Britain II about to disappear extnguishcd by for.
elgn competition. Already IN the days OF the Phoc-
melons. prior to the Christian era. Britain was
famed throughout the then known world for liz
copper and tin and In Cornwall workings and like
wise implements have been found which furnish
conclusive proof that this metal was mined even In
prehistoric times Within the last two decades,
however. the industry has shown a marked decline,
especially In Cornwall. and what with the fall tho
price or tin and the increasing OF the working
owing to the great depth to which the shafts have
attained. the mines have been closing down one
after another the most famous Of all the great old
"Botallack" which for two centuries has been one
OF the sights not alone Of Cornwall but Of the
whole Kingdom being now about to follow suit.
1t Is the last one OF any Importance IL situated at
Lands End, runs out considerable distance under
the and by OF it's romantic situation and
OF the many Drudical legends associated with the
grand and majestic headland. has constituted yths
theme OF many u sensational novel and Of many n
stirring poem.
~ Tommy Jenkins. aged hve, Is the terror OF n West
SIDE Dlock; He Is regarded by the parents of the
otner cnidren as an undesirable ACQUAINTANCE FOR
their young ones. Little Ethel aged four was tell.
Ing her mother yesterday OF johnnys latest enor
NIFTY! NIFTY; Why mamma, he swored awfuy: ne said
piled the mother. II hope my gentlc iittiS rthsI
ran away when Johnny swore al herr" :.Yes
mamma. replied the sweet child, but knockS1
him down In the mud frxt-.-dBufSslo .ExnresS ~