The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1895-12-13
Masculine vanity.

They were lunchlng al an ice cIea
parlor. and the girl in bine sald
the girl in gray :,
"Have YOU noticed that when u
yuunp men meets nowadays they ~
only lift their hats off their heads, b'
hold them in their hands while pass
mgr" a., ohan
fine manners, don't you think"
"Wait a bit. You imagine, as
did that they went through all ina
performance Of Difference 10 GU
superior attractions. My dear, nav
found them QUIT is themselves the
worship. -
"What do you mean! J.,
"They carry small mirrors IN tn
crowns of their hats, and every time
girl bows to them them take tn
| npportunity to see their own faulties
attractions. :,
1.-The sweet things. - calculated tn
girl in gray, and yet they accuse
| of being vain .''--(Detroit Free Press
May In what direction is the neH
woman tending?
Agnes In any direction except tend
ing babies.
For rheumatism ! have found moth
ing equal to Chamberlain Pain Balm
1t relieves the pain as soon as appiled
j. W. Young, West Liberty, W. va
The prompt relief it affords is alone
worth many times the cost, 10 cents
lis continued use will effect perma
nent cure. For sale by F. X. Durgin
Druggist. adv
Gothamite Our motto is Higher
ever higher !"
Proivncal--What do you refer to
Your downtown buildings or your up
town bloomer costumes:
Geo W. Smith Il Son, the fam0us
Hanover Cracker manufacturers, have
lust issued their handsome Chrome
Calendars for 1886. If you want one
send ten cents in stamps and your al
dress to them at White River juno
tion, VT, and they will send yon one
by mail. 20w2
sorry He Noticed II.
He Do you notice how rapidly that
plant leaves:
Shelf has always been one Of my
pet theories that plants have more
than human intelligence.
Mysttned
Excuse me. a." he said, if | seem to
be little impairment, but my curios
ity has got 50 much the best of me
that | must venture question.
What is it,"
Are you gentleman going golfing
or lady going bicycling ~ Wash
ington Star.
He got into the cars blowing like d
porpoise. For a minute his coughing
was awful. He took a sip from a bot.
tie and coughed no more that trip. The
label said Adamson 5 Botanic Cough
Balsam. adv.
Right for Once.
Teacher Give me an example Of
sandwich.
Boy--A modern magazine. A thin
slice of reading matter between big
jumps of advertisements.
The nean Thing.
Madge-" Mabel's 800 box of silk
hosiery just arrived from Paris yester-
lay y
Estelle ,cynicallyl --"Ah! She'll be
seeing mice everywhere now for
won't she?"
II is often mystery how cold has
Jeen caught. - The fact is, however,
hat when the blood is poor and the
'ystem depressed, one becomes pecu-
iarly liable to diseases When the
appetite or the strength fails. Ayers
iclay. adv.
M
Mrs. Phunnels Sister Stella. if |
lad IA husband that drank as hard as
John does I'd make him buy plaster
md stick it over his mouth. -
Mrs. Phunne.- 1t wouldn't do any
,ood, Jennie. He'd buy porous
'laster. ''-fChicago Tribune.
Are all these young men anxious
O become surgeons:' asked the Wis
tor. - They are, ~ replied the lectur- !
r upon surgery. But how can so
many expect TO make a iiving|'
Easily, sir: easily, answered the |
acturer. Think of the effect of the |
resent bicycle craze. - Chicago
'ost.
One advantage of the Miller Lamp is
hat it can be lighted without remov
NJ the chimney. If it had no other
uperiority, this one appliance would
ommend il 10 every purchaser adv.
Husband ffuriously -" Here's my
est meerschaum pipe broken How
q the name of sense did that hap.
ens' II don't know, except that
hen ! got up this morning | found
our meerschaum pipe in the front
all and your overshoes on the parlor
lantelpiece. Husband mildly
Oh, well, accidents will happen. /
resume there has been an earthquake
r something - New York Weekly.
81 see that you have been buying
icycle, he casually remarked, as they
It by side on the sofa" Yes. =
Cash or installment!'' 1.-Two dollars
week, she admitted. And thus it
as she unknowingly caused him to
ostpone his proposal for nearly year.
t indianapolis journal.
We Want Names.
We desire to secure the addresses of
rsons suffering from throat or lung
ouble, to whom we will send little
,ok pertaining to Anglers Petroleum
mulsion, the pleasant Food Medicine.
Anyone sending us list of not less
an ten names and post office addresses
persons known to have stubborn
ughs, bronchitis, weak lungs, con-
mption, or any wasting disease. will