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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1895-07-18
7 H e CITY.
SHORT ITEMS CAZETTED.

Miss Belle Clayson returned last
week from Springfield, where she at
tended the wedding of two friends.
John A. Willard of Mankato came
up on Thursday evenings Northwest
ern train and spent Friday on his
farm and at the gold mine.
City Recorder F. L. Warner left
Thursday for Watertown, S. D., where
he remained until Mondy fishing and
bathing in the waters of Lake KAN
peska.
St. Paul Dispatch: The people
of Redwood county will now satisfy
the craving of Editor Schmahl for
"hot stuff" They tapped we'll of
boiling water yesterday.
DIR. A. B. Halves of st. Paul was in
the city last Friday. DR.. Halves was
looking up location for the practice
of medicine. he is homeopathetic
physician, recommended by DIR. Hig
bee of st. Paul
The GAZETTE last week failed to
mention the contribution of Bergen
Bros. to the parade on the 4th-James
Whittet mounted ON a caparisoned
horse with banner representing a
frame picture, gaily trimmed in
bunting and the national eolors.
An artist of the Rocky Mountain
Corn cure concern was in the city last
Saturday and painted the front page
of last weeks GAZETTE together with
an ad. for Schmahl e. Co. on the
fence around the backyard OF John
Frank. The fellow welded the brush
in mastery manner.
Fred w. Orth of Morton was in the
city last Thursday evening. George
Boniface WEIGH of the eating house
was up on Wednesday comforting with
President Tyson and Secretary Dorm
berg of the agricultural society with a
view to getting up circuit for trot-
ting at the different district and coun-
ty fairs.
Mile. Kruger, graceful and daring
Equestrienne of Lemen Brothers
Worlds Best Shows, comes highly
endorsed by the press of the leading
cities of the East, and from all &C.
counts the most accomplished horse
woman now in America. The Great
Shows will be here Tuesday, July 30,
when everybody will have an oppor-
tunity of seeing the worlds leading
female rider.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1895-07-18
DRUG STORE,

Good mich COW for sale cheap. In
quire at store of G. A. Francois e. Co.
Mrs. M. Tiffany of Mortified, sister
to Mrs. VIM. Smith, is visiting with
the latter.
Rev. Ernest Thornquest preached
in Morton last Sunday in the Christian
church.
F. E. Ring & Co. are selling Stark
A grain bags at 16 cents and Amos
keags at Is cents 4S-4t
Mr.. j. H. Hoover and wife of
Howard Lake, Mimi, visited with j.
E. Moon and wife over Sunday. Mr..
Hoover and j. E. we're boys together
in the Buckeye State.
The annual meeting of the w. CT.
U. will occur July Is at the M. E.
church. Report of the years work
will be given, and officers elected for
the ensuing year. Delegates to the
State convention at Waseca will also
be appointed.
Private McHenry, Sd United States
Infantry, has been arrested at Lake
City charged with enticing Virginia
johnson and her friend from the Red
Wing reform school two weeks ago.
Fred. Violet of Co. D, is also under
arrest charged with the same offense.
1t is stated that three members of the
Minnesota Guard are wanted in con-
nection with the same offense.
There will be services at the Church
of Christ, Lords Day, July Fl. Sub
ject of sermon in the forenoon, ''The
Childhood of Jesus" Luke 2:39-52.
Subject of sermon in evening, "The
True Secret of Greatness Matt. 20:
2O-28. G. E. meeting at 7 o'clock p.
N. All the regular services at the
usual hours. A cordial invitation is
to all, especially to those who have no
church home. We will be pleased to
meet you all, and to study the truth
together.
| Will Charles paid about Sill for a
key of beer that he might have pur-
chased for $3.50 last Monday. Charles
was accused by John Peterson, agent
for the Hauenstein and Pabst COM
panies, OF entering his warehouse on'
the right of way of the Northwestern
tracks and stealing therefrom a keg
of beer. Charles was arrested and on
Monday was found guilty. He was
fined IS and costs, amounting to in!
the neighborhood of $11. TIL. King
} paid the fine and Will joined his
threshing crew.
DR.. A. B. Halves of Elk Point, S. D.,
has come to town to practice as a
homeopathic physician. DR.. Halves
is nephew of DR.. Higbee of St. Paul,
a noted homeopathic physician
of that city and has high recommends
tons from DR.. Higbee and other men
of note. The Elk Point Leader of
last week says: "Dr. Halves, who
leaves this town to look up location
elsewhere is good citizen, careful
and conscientious physician, and wor-
thy of the confidence and patronage
of the people wherever he may locate -
He has his Office m eantime at the
Francois Hotel.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1895-07-18

OF t00 potato Dug mas DoSn discovered
in Japan by Prof. Koeaoels of the
California horticultural Commission.
who recently discovered the Australian
ladybird, which is fast clearing Cali
fornia orchards of scale pests. He
has not communicated any details
concerning the new discovery, but
says he believes the beetle will ,exter-
inmate the potato bug, which has cost
American farmers so many millions
of dollars.
Olivia Press: Messrs. Daily &
Humphrey of Renville were down
Monday and consummated arrange
ments for building the telephone line
as exclusively reported in the Press
last week. Work will be commenced
and within few weeks the line will
be ready for use. Olivia citizens pur-
chased enough stock to build the line.
If Morton will show sufficient enter
prise to extend the line to that place
from Beaver Falls, telephone privileg-
es with the towns in the southeast
corner of the county will be had. A
loop from the main line to the gold
fields in Redwood county will be con-
structed, thence communications with
Redwood Falls. The Mining Com
pany give a bonus of 500 toward con-
Meeting the main line.' Olivia's i'm
portance is commencing to be recog-
nized.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1895-07-18

eleven head of COWS were found to be
afflicted with tuberculosis and we've
killed Tuesday Of last week.
D. A. Scott and r. G.. Blackmer of
Albert Lea, two enterpuising young
men of chat town, came into the city
on tandem bicycle last Friday even
ing, taking in the Presbyterian church
social and starting for the gold mine
and Ortonyille GA Saturday morning
about ten o'clock. Mr.. Blackmer is
blind and occupies the rear seat on
the tandem while Mr.. Scott occupies
the forward seat and does the steering.
The two gentlemen spent the night at
the Commercial. They called at The
GAZETTE Office on Saturday and stated
that they would attend the camp
meeting at Ortonville, and then pro-
coed to Moorhead and down through
Fergus Falls and Alexandria on their
way home. They are about to start
a new Republican paper in Albert
Lea. They are both strong Gibbs
men evidently and will boom John L.
for governor through their new organ.
Mr.. Blackmer is an exceedingly bright
fellow and sees by hearing almost as
plain as an ordinary man can with his
eyes. He has faculty of remember
ing voice when he once hears it that
is surprising.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-12-07
LOOK OUT

for pneumonia, influenza, or 9TH
CT dangerous complaint when you
are in this state.
If you have any of these symp-
toms and are not feeling so well
as you ought to feel, do not wait
until you are laid UP with seri-
Gus Illness. Act at once. Take
something that will build UP the
system, put the blood in healthful
motion and act on the liver and
kidneys. Prevention is better
than cure.
There is only one way TO get
well. There is only one remedy
that can make you well. The
remedy you need is War
ner's Safe Cure, which is rec
commended and prescribed by
physicians throughout the world.
This great remedy contains the
vital principle essential to the
maintenance of health and
strength. 1t increases the mus
cular energy, fortifies the system
and builds up every part of the
body It has never been equaled
as a cure for liver and kidney COM
plant, bladder trouble, or
Bright's Disease. 1T is the great
standard remedy, the best remedy,
the most reliable remedy known
TO medical science Everyone who
has every tried it, believes in il.
If your health needs attention,
do not experiment with inferior
remedies. II is cheaper and wis
eT to take a remedy that has earn
ed worldwide reputation
which has stood the test OF years
and has proved, in millions Of cas-
es. that it can always be depended
upon to relieve and cure.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-12-07
"BREVITY is THE SOUL OF WIT"
GOOD WIFEI YOU NEED
SAPOl 10

Wilson, Greenwich; constables, Arthur
Jaques and William Cain, Greenwich
Rockford township-TruStee, Thoma:
| Wardell, Derby; clerk, John II. Cham
| berfain, Mulvane; treasurer, Fred Ger
lis, Derby: constables, John Wells and
w. G. Austin. Derby.
Salem township-Trustee, H. A. Reed
Waco; clerk, Albert Baugham, Hays
vile, treasurer, w. NJ. Booth. Waco
justice of the peace, ]. E. Delhi, Waco
constable, Ed Darnell, Haysville.
Sherman townsfip-Trustee. n. Fire.
und, Andale; clerk, Ben Englehart, An
dale: treasurer, Sunon Kraus, Andale;
constaibles. Matthias Kraus and Fred
Mares, Andale.
Union township-Trustee Christopher
Clasen, Colwich; clerk, Clark Deming,
Colwich; treasurer, l.. G.. Mankoff, Col
witch; justices of the peace, d. E. Bruse.
short term, George w. Steward, long
term; Colwich; constables, Len Mat
thews and John Hermerrnann. Colwich.
Velley Center ownShip-Trustee. l..
L. Cross, Valley Center; clerk, Philo Mir
ris, Sedgwick City; treasurer, j. c. May
all, Valley Center; justice of the peace,
j. c. Crawford, Sedgwfck City; consta-
bleS, Marion Cooper, Sedgwick City and
r. Carothers, Valley Senter.
Viola township-Trustee T. W. Ora
ham, Peoton; clerk, J. E. Hare, Peoton;
treasurer, Miles Robinson, PeOton; jus
tice of the peace. S. w. Sackett. Clear
water; constables. william Grier and
Robert LITTLE, Peoton.
Waco township-Trustee c. II. Wick
ersham, Oatville: clerk, A. ]. Dunn,
Bayneville: treasurer, NJ. d. Wemple,
Oatville; justice of the peace. J. Eager,
Haysville; constables, Frank Yaw WITCH
ita and A. L. Huber, Oatville.
Wichita onwship-Trustee, ]. W.
Skinner, Wichita; clerk. A. II. Reed.
Wichita; treasurer. W. H. Newton. of
Wichita; justice OF the peace. John A.
Gould, Wichita; constable, A c. Des-
brow Wichita
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-12-07
MUSIC AND DRAMA.

MUSIC AND DRAMA.
The attraction at the opera house to-
night is one Of the best of this class of
plays, and this company has received
the best OF notices from all the cities it
has visited. The Iowa State Register,
Oct. %, says: The Grand opera house
was well filed last night with an audi
ence which grew in enthusiasm with
ea'5h act of "Uucle Josh Spruceby.'
The play Us one OF those which seeks 10
depict the homely, but honest life of
New England folks, from the state of
Vermont A city CHAP" visits a farm
Ing neighborhocd and with his fine
clothes and fine speeches captivaltes the
heart of Nancy, the daughter, hand
some, but still in embryo. He takes
her ito the city where he soon teaches
her TO regret THAT she left her father
Uncde Josh goes ITO THE city in search of
hts girl and finds 1ler and rescues her
from the william. A series Of complica-
tions follow, and the scene shifts to a
saw mill. one of the most striking scenes
in the play, where THE villain seeks TO
murder the girl by Throwing her on one
of the logs laid before the saw and then
starts the machinery. Uncle Josh turns
UP again in time to rescue her The
play closes with a husking bee, one full
thos mixed. Burt Hodgkins, as Uncle
Josh. did much good work in interpret
ing the character. Miss Minnie Milne
was prettya nd effective ASH ansy. and
Frank Purcell made a good delineaitor
Of tihe German dialect character. The
play was we'll mounted and the ap-
pfauSe frequent, the saw mill scene be-
Ing followed with a curtain call
WHAT THE NEWS SAYS.
The Denver News. speaking about
Henry Waterson who will speak here
on Nov. II, says: One of the largest
audiences ever gathered in Denver as
sembled at Central Presbyterian church
last night Ito hear Henry Waterson As
A sheater audience Ii would have been
large; as a lecture audience Il was Dhe-
nomenal- From the center Of the great
organ a noble silk flag sTreamed down.
ward across the choir gallery TO over
hang the platform, and above the lat
-. ter, in great black letters, on A snowy
back ground. me people read: We
meet tonight under the spell Of a great
name The mystic chords OF memory
are touched by the better angels of our
nature" At Sis the assembled thou
sands broke into applause as c 5.
Thomas and the speaker of the evening
walked upon The platform. Mr.. Thomas
PRODUCTION, eulogizing the character Of
Lincoln. Mr.. WaterSon then stenped
forward in the midst Of applause. which
hushec itself into perfect silence as he
began to speak. The exceeding polish
anu beauty Of his style at once became
apparent The audience was
not noisy one. but IL was an ttentive
one, and il was with a feeling Of sur
prise that his hearers discovered. when
NE closed. that Mr.. Wa1erson had spok-
en- an hour and a half
APPEARANCE OF MISS FREEMAN
The dedicatory concert Of the Sedr-
WICK Music hail given by the Schubert
ulo' promises 10 be the musical event
~ The season. Miss Abb:e Freo-rsl, |
VIII sing Al Length aBrillianT Raw"
nom SemiTamide. one Of Rossini's
peav1es1 pieces Miss Freeman studied
with eminent teachers in New York and (
the management consider themselves |
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-12-07
= .oecry vrrr Join. sa--.r,oa .rn,.

Miss Lizzie Gunlach, prominent So
oiety young lady of Belleville. III. has
astonished her friends by joining the
Salvation Army. She appeared as a
member for the first time the other
nigh. Her relatives protested in vain.
She expects ia take preparatory
course in Chicago in the spring to en-.
gnge IN slum work In the meantime
she VIII sell the War Cry on the streets
of BeIIeville.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-12-07
"A Cactious Tramp

The tramp entered the yard and
Knocked on the door
A sharp-visaged woman appeared at
the door.
We'll what do you wart7" shs
asked
Have you got any wood 70 saw7-
mo; have not"
mo lawn TO mow?-
"No."
"Nothin' you want done around the
house?"
mo"
well, then, madam, I makes bold
ter Ak you fer piece of pie an q cup
of coffee. Pittsburgh Chronicls-Tele.
graph.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-12-07
aluzhle

Mrs Cumso (rsadingl-A butcher in
Indiana killed cow and found ia her
stomach several hairpins, n thimble.
Eve screws and a twenty-doVlar geld
piece.
Mr.. Cumso-That bears out exactly
what my Uncle Jim used 10 say.
What was that?"
"He always eontended that there was
money In COWS Life
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-12-07
WINTRY
WEATHER
WEAKENS

the system, lowers the vitality and
decreases the power of resistance
against colds and chills. Many
people are feeling weak and shiv-
cry Just now. They complain OF
cold hands and feet. Their blood
doesn't circulate properly; the raw,
bleak air seems to go right
through them. Others feel worn
out and lack vigor. They are bill
ious. nervous, nave backaches,
headaches and a pale, sallow COM
plexion. All these symptoms indi-
cate that the liver and kidneys
are out Of order. Feeble circula-
ton of the blood shows that the
system is in a very low condition.
People who feel like this are fac
ing some dangers they little sus-
pect
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WILL MEET HERE
CITY FATHERS OF FIRST GLASS
CITIES COMING TO WICHITA.

Date for the Annual Meeting is Fixed fol-
Next Monday week-Committees APP
pointed to Entertain the Visitors while
Here-County Commissioners will Also
be in Attendance-Many Subjects to be
Discussed, Chief Among which will be
the sidewalk Problem-The MetropoIi-
tan Police System VIII Also Come Up.
Next Monday week there will be no
table gathering Of municipal statesmen
IN this city.
On. that date the annual meeting Of
repre- sentatfves of cities Of the first class
of the state viii be held here and it will
last about three days. in the council
chamber.
The mayors, clerks and attorneys of
Kansas City, Kan, Topeka, Leaven-
worth, Aitchison and Fort Scott, VIII be
here as well as a number of councilmen-
The county commissioners Of the coun-
ties in which these cities are loca ted VIII
also be In attendance
A valuable meeting is expected and
committee has been appointed 10 make
It pleasant for the delegates While here.
This committee consists Of Councllmen
Mclean, Minick and Oliver, and as a
wise caution against anything that
would tempt the committee TO lead the
delegates away from the straight and
narrow path while sojouTning in the
Peerless Princess, Rev. y. E. Harmon
has been added. This viii insure the
visitors hilarious good time along the
lines of righteousness.
During the meeting some very i'm
portant questions will come up for dis
,cussgon in the interest Of cities Of the
first class, and a line of policy will be
adopted toward securing necessary leg
islatfon.
Sidewalks always formed these meet
ings with an entertaining theme. This
meeting viii adopt a program towards
having the laws so changed that in
case Of injuries from defective side
walks the abuuting property shall be |
first liable for any damages that might |
be assessed |
A plan will also be discussed relative |
10 securing laws, more suitable to mod |
ern life, governing the opening of |
streets, alleys and public highways.
Ut is probable also that the law i'm
posing a metropolitan police govern
rnent on cities of the first class will be |
cussed and discussed with vigor and in
teG-eSt. With tine possible exception of
hhose from Topeka, all the delegates
wifi be in favor Of THE abolition of klhe /
metropolitan police system and there
Is hardly a doubt but what the meeting
will petition for the repeal Of the law.
4 great many things Will be consider
ed, but the program of subjects of dis
cuSSaon has not yet been formulated.
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WICHITA is In IT
HOWARD, THE MAN IN TROUBLE IN
ARMENIA. ONCE STOPPED HERE

As Result fsne La8ie LOST Two 'aiuaDi'
News CATERERS, Lew Springer and Har
vey Fleming, for whom He Secured Posi-
tons in the East-Represented Harper
Weekly at the Opening of Original Ok
| Iahoma and Wore q Blood-Red Shiri
and q Big Hattie is q Cousin of f. w
Mueller.
That man ". W. Howard, who is the
| subject OF so much diplomatic contro-
versy as shown by the telegraph col
| umns of the Eagle, has Wichita rec
| ord.
Yesterday Mr.. W. F. Mueller of Fair
mount called up the Eagle office to
know il the Eagle had any news in re-
gard to Towards death. Howard Is
not dead. He is doing newspaper work
in Armenia, and the Christian Herald
Of New York proposed TO have him dis
tribute the funds for the relief of the
Armenians. Then and there the Turk
ish government reared up on it's hind
legs and notified Secretary of State
Olney that under no consideration
would the Sultan or his soldiers allow
Mr.. How yard to travel about in Arme-
MIA in an official capacity, as he was
persona non grata. 1t seems that
Howard j las sent number of dispatch
es on the situation TO this country
which have displeased the Turkish gov
eminent. He has been recalled to this
country.
Mr.. Mueller says he is a cousin of
Towards a nd that is whv he is concerr-
ed in him. When Wichita people re-
member Howard their interest in him
will also grow.
Howard represented Harper's Week
ly here at the time of the opening Of
original Oklahoma When he left he
robbed the Eagle of two important
news gatherers-Lew Springer. whom
Howard took TO New York with him,
and Harvey Fleming, who was secur-
ed a place in Washington.
Howard was a character and he will
be remembered by all Wichita people.
He had a penchant for wearing a blood
red negtlige shirt that could be seen
painfully for blocks and while west he
also affected a soft hat of prodigious
brim.
The Eagle office was his headquarters
while inthe city. AT the time the Ea-
gle ran a column on its editorial page
called Kansas Kollery," and Howard
originally called at the office to notify
its editor that no such word as "Kol-
larry existed
He is a good fellow and it is hoped
that the Turks will not murder him.
If he hast faxed Eittle about the Turk
ISL masse ores, he probably caught the
.1sabit while in the Cherokee strip and
is not to blame
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Reversed

she-What do you think of n fellow
that promises to marry q girl, and then
doesn't?
He-That's a case of where a man
loves not too well but wisely@Town
Topics.
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Ingenious Excuse.

Boys excuses will not always pass
muster, but the Omaha Bee reports ono
of the exceptions.
Frank comes into the house in .
sorry plight
mercy on u.s." exclaims his father,
Chow you looki You are soaked"
please, papa. / fell into the canal
What with your new trou sers on4-
"Yes, papa, didn't have time u
take them of"
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pearancesg He looks to that which is
of infinitely more Importance, Jennie
that which is within"
Yes, SIR" replied the little maid.
submissively; but" she added. feeling
that she had the right of the matter,
after all, 1.-THE lining wasn't clean!"-
Youths Companion.
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Several specimens of water lilies
have the very curious popularity Of
blooming all day, and at evening clos
ing their blossoms, and, by retracting
the stem. drawing the flower entirely
under water. There is no more sim
gular fact in the history of flowers
than this oddity of the water lily.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-12-07
OxereId Himself.

Fellow can have too much nerve,
don't you known
Flows that"
II sent that new suit % my tailor %
have 81 pressed, and you know hadnt
paid n cent On first cost.
What did he dor
Hes kept the clothes" Chicago
Record
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-12-07
History Repeated

Radbourn-What vas that girl ar
rested for?
Chesney-For being a foolish virgin.
RadbOurn-Nonsense
Chesney-Fact. She had no oil in the
imp of her bike-N. Y. World
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-12-07
Able Assistants

Pruyn-I suppose one of the most
difficult things for an artist % learn 10
bo, 70 mix his paints7
Brusch-Yes; that used 20 puzzle me
greatly. But since my three babies
have come on tapis. and insist upon
playing in my studio, | haze no difi.
Guilty IN producing the nost bizarre et
fects.-Bay City Chat
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-12-07
Not Shocked

Dolly told Mr.. NicefeIlov that
bet Reggie 20 kisses our boat would win
race az The regatta
Daisy-Well. wasn't he shocked
Doily-No, / let him hold the stakes
-EoStoa Globr.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-12-07

AID = e9nsrnte6 20 r-asTry -
w0sId yoz keep al TIE prosa4sss yol
have -1Ade r-s7-
Wei. u prc-uiss 20 keep ;hsnn a
IL. yga keep them ThsT vozl1 bs
ST.. 70 - IN ths family. yos isuoH -
E-a,osc.vn LIE
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-12-07
Hsppy TbsaEht.

! She ION The evening Of the wedding
dayb--Oh. Harry. just look what large
piecs OF wedding cake has been left!
Whatever shall We do with it2
He III tell you what, my dear. III
scnd II 10 the night Waterman a. oar
works; then ! shall be sure be wost
sleep to-night--StSStsanzsiger.
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Too Much Illunination.

BE comforted," said the old delin-
suent TO the dying editor, your future
il a bright one"
That's just what bothers me-"
groaned the editor. II can see IL bisz-
ing!r-Chicago Times-Herald.
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Keepin-Up the AvcsSSe.

Keepin-Cp the AvcSSZe.
Fond Parent-Have you said your
prayers tonight, Bobby?
Bobby (sleepily)-No'm-
Fond Parent-Why not, you naughty
boy?
Bobby said 'em twice last NJ CHIT
n y World