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Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

SALEM CYCLE CLUB.-All bicycllsts
of the capital city are requested to meet
at the council chamber at 8 O'Clock
tonight for the purpose Of completing
the organization of the Salem Cycle
Club. A constitution and bylaws will
be adopted and officers will be elected.
A full attendance Is desired.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26
SALEM CYCLING CLUB
Meets Tonight to Perfect Their
Organization.
A BIG MEMBERSHIP ENROLLED.
Preparations for the First Event
of the Season.

Salem's Four Hundred wheelmen are
rapidly organizing, aud several clubs
are already formed. There is prospect
for the organization Of a junior club
and q ladies' wheeling club.
wHEELMEN MEET TONIGHT.
The Salem Cycling Club meets to-
night-Frday evenlng-at p. m. at
the city council chamber for perfecting
organization.
April 10th, at meeting Of Salem
wheelmen, good club basis of or
ganization was adopted and has since
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26
AOTHIIG EEW

Hfcdnse We dimdDs hare
Them The best dHd JFesh =
80 peGefGbies, fhe sfcefesf
mn J"iciesf 0raHOsa me
s01Fesf lemons, me- Hioesf
roohies, mus, HOs aHd daies.
~ HiiieF's Odd GcHf Opy-
frFO I50 state 81
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

RunhliAo Fug N,t many of the
leading and tle good people ~ salem
Viii miss the ert iliiumeni of the Rs
form School tad,ii neAt Tuesday
evening There viii be- q packed house,
aud every ono viii he amused aud
pleased, u is 90 bus piano Tor tls
Hehooi chapel aud you should buy q
llohsi Nh.tIer }ou go or n,t itssefyrd
sshit niihnNi rlt.A Glafga, tf FADu's
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

Remember that 35 cents pays your
way on the excursion tonight TO Rome
and return visiting 100 points Of inter
est. Roland ID. Grant will act as guide
and 1t is rare chance for q trip Of this
kind. Come.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26
Nearly Ready.

+. NJ. a T.. II. stock, the gentlemen
who are "a open "a general store in the
Gray block on state street, May lot,
have been receiving goods for nearly u
weok, aud tne store h uow well stocked.
Remember you eau there secure the
greatest BARGAINS ever offered la Salem.
Don't fail 20 take iu their opening
dNw
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

DOING GooD.-This great virtue
should be praotiesd by everybody.
Tue patrons of the Post Office Grocery
appreciate the good done for them on
every purchase. Good goods, good
weights and prices that make you
snIle. Harritt & Lawrence.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

a liiU hursF mo iudleaH1ns HoB
aif lAai ioo1a oprw bDuss Nli bs
pa,kei Hs % hss uol istn ior many a
dsy uu nrAi lu,sday YppluR, 60 ues
ani beer inu r,fulm srho1l nad,is fhe
Hhuis Fasi Hultn'a Nlli tp . plestpi
oiir, fol GOO oadHs sie Yffy lhumu b
in coo woik ihfy Wil du Too gual
saiv afs going up abd have uu
ffafIfrd ihls frig dal Ai paiion's
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

We Won't QUARREL.-You can't
make us hot under the collar by criti-
cising our clothing. We believe the
best bargains In hats, notions and
clothing are 10 be- found at our store
g. w. johnson d Son.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

sALEM pmnE should stimulate a
big attendance az the Willamette
gymnasium saturday at p. M. 20 see
Murphy aud Gulaa DO lap thel state
unyorlly handball team second
time.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

WORK CEASED. Work may cease at
numerous ether establishments but
never at the Salem steam laundry.
Day by day they turn out clothes a.
clean aud pure from dirt as they Cal
he.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

POSTPONED. The preliminary hear
ing of Lon 1Wartf for the murder ~
bis sou Edward, % have been held at
1850 y. m, today Was postponed uutil
Saturday ht lhe same hour
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

p huf niflh0 Awhh Nriuiym A
nsNisi "a ihn uId flrnuun stand rel
R'pHflrs "a ihe ipsfH. hsufs 80 pasn
p fo.hs F'sfU aHsD hui h4nnsi aalu
HllUap sn'gfis& rslf mapfy lbfn.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26
2slbs Of sugar for on.

The Blue Front Will give 2slhs of
graduated slgsf for ll on their special
sale day, Saturday.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

hWpffi a Mnaf lhs isHing htd
dts.sf. Rif pusNleg uH maiu ta,,is
lbaH 1sf nsa 4nslll g.HH sashi
ana lnu pilas dg cas- lHalnts ul
iHHii f.tl al H
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

"hss haby sas sigs, 30 gsFs hsg csslosis
Hhss 40 pas nAild, sl,s ssisd ~ nasiesis.
Hesa sl,s bseaias Al-s, ai,s elsas ~ laaisgis,
Hhss sis hsa Oaililsg 40 ssss ihsia casislia
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

Murphy aui uulss 80 Jahnran and
1emplelon, rrlufu haudball match
saturday 81 d. m
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

LiarKhl fish, CLANS aud poultry At
" Court street r0uiry dressed ou
sboli nVlios hnd delivered 90 any part
~ ihe city noly6 nppnetL
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

ls sfmpiain ~ dlsssss ~ ihs sld,
nsys slll osftainly ~ gellsyed bg
falks huls lum, Ihsl hesaAal,s
haekaoAs and iilad fssllDA alnls fsOili
lle sanls psuss, Asa ~ psgkS hugs
tuTs co. lhs liysT sna kldnsys pglas
90, cold ~ l.unn A hnaks la4w
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

NHlipsllss - y = y iisas,,.li
es'Nfin 1sn
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26
Born.

BYRD.-To DR.. and Mrs. w. II. Byrd,
Tuesday, April 20, 1896, u son.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26
BUILDING MAT[RIAL

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Ss,kiEftN i',EA.' :. 80
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

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Nsds'g Fsl' '''sAsss AvsG
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

Get your Saturday groceries Uf Bran
son d Co.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

Aflhuf lpNpennd W0u uRtllu y bn,I
~ 'iso M3sls haIhsfshop lasl nlsht
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26
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Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

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Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

A WHEELING DEPARTMENT..
The cycling season just opened prom
lees to be the most notable one in the
history of that noble pastime. Old
riders are more enthusiastic than eyer
aud the number Of new recruits Is phe
nomenal. Society has taken up the
sport aud II seems 10 be literally true
taat all the worlds a.wheel. This
icing the case, the demand for cycling
literature IL correspOndingly large and
well conducted bicycling department
Ia The local paper Is sure TO achieve In
slant popularity. Our new cycling
feature will therefore. receive n warn
welcome from the large number Of en-
tsrprising wheelmen Of this city aud
couuly THR JOURNAL will inaugu-
rate a daily aud weekly cycling depart.
men' IL will contain a wide variety
Of interesting matter pertaining 10
cycling aud IL carefully edited by 4
specialist.
Besides daily record Of its two
1oOlmile reporters on wheels who will
30 all of Western Oregon starting Mon,
day AT ~ IA, THR J0uREAL will oon-
tain great deal Of the ffeshest cycling
literature Of the world, from the pens
~ writer's ~ national reputs,
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

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Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

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Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

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Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26

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Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-04-26
RIvEg NEWS

steamer Gray l. g'e ls still tied up Il
Newberg where she was built last win
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-06-06

to initiate it according 10 nol,..
tirions Of policy, although II "a
never succeed, and he mus, :. q
many thousands Of brain coli. y
TO understand its queer. corr. s!'0s
nunciation OF words. Pa-
One thing our noble fora
make up its mind TO at once MP
do as Roosevelt says, for ii is not + NJ i
" that 1t will succeed in beating ~ ,'AS
From his round bullet head doa- -
his square toed boots lie looks r. 9
maR Of strength. His Jaw and es
are powerful. His chest is broad - ~
lungs and his liver are in GOOD Va -
ing order. His hands are Stror, :
broad across the back. The In
taper more than is usual with So,
men, but that does not MATER ~
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-06-06
DEATH OF Phil KEARyy
Shot While Leading Column d. i.
Battle Of Chantilly.

Colonel w. l.. Goldsmith If NJ.
sipp! gives the following accom-, :.
the death o. General Kearny. wba IS.
killed by soldiers of the Forry.piss5
Georgia regiment in September M.
the battle of Chantlly WAS fo,-s.
late in the afternoon amid a 49,,
storm of wind and rain. Il Ma
gloomy. dark. depressing af,erpl.s
ana night was fast approaching. ~,
brigade had not fired a gun. bu, ra.
ON the eXtreme left Of 0ur forces ~
behind worm rail fence grown n
thick with slplings and bushes
excellent place for anlbushng. rba
fighting was all 10 our right. hs1
charge Of the skirmish line. some IN
yards in advance of our Line Of haitla
and in a ccrnfield which gently slopaa
up toward the direction of Tie Fed.
erals. Presently saw a line Of blpe
majestically moving toward us several
hundred yards away, and Remember
distinctly the powerful impression II
made on my mind at the time. As f
came forward, slowly and gmndly
amid the thickening gloom Of Tia,
dreary September evening. II reminded
me Of an inrolllng blue wave If tbe
great ocean coming toward Us. Their
had ne skirinish line, and | Withdrew
our forces back TO the main line. and
as far us | could tried TO get the men
to hold their fire until the enemy came
close up. Some of our men commenced
firing before the enemy came close
enough, which spoiled the whole game.
The Federals We're checked and lriyea
back 50 easily that we knew something
was the matter and attributed their
timidity to the demoralizing influence
of defeat at second Manassas only
few days before. but on re-establisa.
ment OF our Skirmish line we dScoy.
cred that the gallant General Pbl
Kearny had been killed, and this was
the cause OF the Federals weak AZ.
tempt.
The grief of our entire army was
marked and sincere owe this sad news
and General Lee sent his body through
the ines next day, TO the great salts.
faction and approval OF us all Cen
eral Kearny was killed by the Forty.
ninth Georgia regiment, beloved and
mourned by both blue and gray.-Blue
and Gray.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-06-06
ONLY HALF YANKEES.
That He Had Been Misinformed
They Convinced Il Mississippi Coonsi

That He Had Been Misinformed
They Convinced d Mississippi Coons
Il was on the losing side during the
late war;" said Roger Blakenshp 10
a party of vets who were fighting tneiF
battles Ger again in the corridors Of
the southern. II belong to a Missls.
sippi regiment, and the last mothers
son Of us expected to return home with
at least a dozen Yankee scalps dang
ling at his belt Our orators had led
us to believe that all we had to do
was to show ourselves and the lanks
would bre9k for tall timber Our col.
onel was a planter and small tFF
politician who had never seen real
live Yankee, and he fully expected to
plant our regimental colors On the
dome of the national capitol before We
had been cut month. We We're eager
for the fray.
Just before Grant invested Donel-
son we encountered Il scouting party o.
Michiganders. They numbered dnlF
about 40, and the colonel took tie COM
pany to which | belonged and az
tempted to head them off. They mace
hasty scamper for brush field laal
was surrounded by a rail fence, ana
we broke ranks and lit out after taeh
in 60 as you please order. Every nan
Of us wanted Yankee and reaIasa
that there were not enough 10 70
round Just as we mounted tie fence
we received a yolley that laid a score
Of men out. Before we could recoFt.
from our surprise those Mlchigandafs
we're over the fence and at work 6h as
with their sabers and six sh3oG1f
we concluded that we had made 4 ms
take-that we didn't want any laA-
KEGS, alter al.
"'The colonel was the first man oaeA
to camp Half his left ear Lad atA
snot away, and ne had an ugly saosl
cash In his shoulder. helped tAe NJ,
geon fix him up, and after Ne my
made him comfortable he turned =
the major. who also Il an editor W.
said solemnly: 'Yer'ye been a-felIil u
In YER darned old paper that The , A.
KEGS Wouldn't fight. Dodrat yer n 60,
ley hide, what do yer call fghtiut H.
major replied that those men NH, ,s
westerners-only half Yankees ulpf
hail Yankeesn snorted the eo42.t+
Damme Il amt goin home. Il ,neils
only half Yankees. Ill just Eli ua-
burned IL I'm a-goin t taeh,g a4s
whole ones st Louis Globe-peAlS
crat
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-06-06
Clnnter IL.

Chapter Nv.
Being In possession Of the number
of the cab Which had driven inis sup
posed double Of Lady Hyacinth, the
police held an important clue; and be
fore night tile driver Of the hansoul
had been found and gave an the in.
formation Ne could
He recollccted driving such a party
as described
You sec. sir" said he Gerald and
fhurstou were present she was sort
y remarkable.llkc being 50 'andsome
with that gold hair drN her Ia
~ house IN Street Bloomsbury sir
No 81 lodging house Is tia good
Eun she admit mues luggage only
one trunk and a BAG"
CabY was handsomely tipped by
Egerion ana fold 10 hold himself III
readiness il required for his evidence.
Aud then y was now about eight
Gerald accompanied ~ Thutston aud
q detective officer. drove ~ the house
I'll Y Street ANA Gerald leaving tbc
two in ihe cab knocked at HE door
which was answered by i servant
rs Mrs Trent al home re asked
Nlrs fnu 1id Nou SHY srs There
u,t o Nr> Treut living bete.' saIl
The eirl aiAer tutercl hy lie haud
some person af tbc gentleman Nho ad-
dressed Ner
"ah. lhink ~ She aame last nlght
"a tall VERY beautiful woman. with
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-06-06

Tie comparative eheapness el s
menf b5 water ana 81 land i aqs''7
tcd iii Tie matter Of the new TIT.
New York with Hawaii u sa-s' Is
way If Cape Horn. sugar go ~.
SENT MN San Francisco ih
three or fsnr weeks bnt I i llsas
te take ltd around Tile Iiora \ aai A'
III from ninety Il 12o days
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-06-06

binary looking, but there am l"'
such beaufles in the world, III tak'
my dagy,
1t Bas gall and NORWOOD To Hrout
Gerald Egerton. all This dealing VIII
men he knew dld not share Liz faitl
why should theyt He was veg JUST
and did not blame snpcrnclaliy
But his wrath was stern and IN
COMPROMISING towards the Earl q
Rougemcnt, hls wife and lIyacinth'
sister.
He passed the young man 20 Pal
Mall one time he came 10 London 81
business, and looking straight a. him
gave linn tile direct cut his face sei
like flint.
Rougcmont, his wife, and Hyacinth's
have asked news OF bis sister bui
Gerald passed On He would not know
the brother who had not faith III his
sister
"For he ought 20 know lar as | ID. :
he said, through his teeth, "he Is not
the world he has known her her
life through"
one day tn February Gerald, open,
Ing Ills morning letters, said 10 lIya.
cinth who was playing with the
children the "children's hour" they
used to call this brcakfastame-
Sweetheart ! am afraid ! must
leave yon sooner than ! thought, for
few days do You mindE
she came at once 10 his side and
leaned against him, putting her golden
head on his shoulder looking bright I
poor IIyacHth, whose brightness was
often such a terrible sham after all
why me- dearest, l am always glad
for you - have a change What is
it-business9'
He could not for n moment answer
her there was such a tightncss In his
throat
She was always thinking Of him,
Then be said softly, stroking the fair
cheek, Yes. my child; the steward
writes TO say that he should like to
see me about granting new leases on
different terms 70 some Of the tenants.
| must 20. Won see. ] could get the
express, and be with You again by
sunday probably ~ you wll not 10
long alone dearest
cob bur SOU mustn't hurry back !"
said the girl earnestly do stay, Ger.
aid, and
But be kissed her ana shook mis-
head
'there IL no pleasure for me, sweet
heart when you are not near he
said, gently Nay don't look Ne wist-
ful With a smile my brave darling
So he parted from her with a kiss.
and promised the little ones all manner
" fine presents from London, rs they
clung about him for n last good bye "
and 50 was whirled away by the eX-
press ~ CalAjs, aud crossed ~hv the
night boat ana Weut up with the boat
train in The m0rmcg
stepping on To thc platform NJ 1har-
ing Cross he was greeted With
"Ilulloa Fserton glad 60 SEE you,
old fellow ana turned 10 see a man
with wlom he had been intimate, but
of whom he had ipst sight naturally
since The break up Of his English
home
This man had always felt obliged to
believe Lady llyaclnth guilty. vet had
n vague feeling somewhere that there
must BE- some mystery lit seemed 50
prepoStcrons ana then her husband
had this Utter faith In her,
Stll he might be infatuated, q
might euly after all have forgiven her
How DC sou do, Thnrsten;' Gerald
F..
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-06-06
6riumPb Of love a7d Ho7or.
By Bertha NJ Clay.

"No no. i'm all right, Gerald nut
tered. He pulled himself sharply 10
gether, ana Strengthened himself
tome with me" he said. we cam
talk here
\ They went rapidly through 10 the
hotel where Egerton, well known, had
a prieafe room az once.
lie never spoke a word till they were
alone then he turned and said, cyl
) GENTLY putting immense pressure upon
himself
"Now teli me what you saw
! "it was last night when | was here
\ waiting FOR the boa, train. JUST as
was leaving a hanson drove out Of
! the yard, there was lady inside.
I Ina ID wait for the cab Egerton, II
was your wife could have sworn.
She Il rot easily mistaken. | lifted
my hat under that impression; but she
leaned back and took no notice.
thought II strange that she should be
alone AT that time, and evidently not
wish 10 know me- and" Thurs
paused. confused.
Go III 81 oil. Gerald said, hoarse-
~ Il know what YOU thought"
Well, said the other, relieved; II
suppose that made me take the number
Of The cab. Here ii is. Why, Egerton,
ola fellow
For just minute Gerald had lost
grip Of himself ana mad sunk down,
bowling his head low on his crossed
arms
Thurston thought Of something quite
different from the real cause Of his
emotion, that his eyes were opened at
last; but he started back at Gerald's
broken words.
Thank Goo, you did Thurstm.
Dom, YOU see don't you sect"
Aud then 1t broke over him
Great Heavens" he said, Ia an awe
struck voice" yor mean"
Gerald sprang to his feet, all the
man iii him alert.
That my wife has her double go
ing ABOUT the world wild as II may
seem that tbs was the woman track
ed to the bastard, AIurrays, house.
and he knew it. Tor what vile motive
he uttered the lie, know not; but |
VIII t1qtek this woman down, and
know NJ rest till have justice, 50
help me heaven
Gerald said, stretching up his hands.
locked in tense clasp: chen, speaking
quickly, tersely, "Thurston, you will
do q for me you cam | know il
Won can swear To time and place /
can p'oye beyond doubt that my wife
was ~ home last night; but will
find the woman herself. and through
her Murray VIII you come with me
to tae police At once can youE"
My dear fellow hold me absolutely
Eat Soar service" said Thurston, earn
estly. "I'll only just wire home TO my
people in Berkshire. IN stay IN town
as long ~ you want me by joye,
what good thing | came here Eyer
ton, | am glad
Egerton grasped the others HAND.
II know IL, old fellow" lie said
unsteadily You always were reluet.
ant. but | never blamed you. All men
didn't know her as | do. Come"
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1895-06-06

ike al people with Wham the heaIIl
II ,C4tnty. tfe fnlians regard u as
hlrnIsh AMI pluek j out
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-12-21
Namma Was 30 Funny

Miss Bird. McHennepin is one Of the
bellies OF Austin. Her intellect, however,
does not tower into sublime heights, but
TO use the cold language of truihfulness
she is very much the same kind OF a
young lady that Gus De Smith is a young
man.
Gus De Smith not long since proposed
matrimcny He proposed in good faith in
a solemn, impressive manner, upon which
Miss Birdie inaugurdted a giggle, until
Gus was very much disg1isted and
arising from his knees. his anger found
vent i'm words. He was mad
Miss McHennepin," he finally ejacu-
lated. with me this is no laughing mat
ter. why should you see anything ridicu-
lous about IT,
You must excuse me, Mr.. D,e Smith
really you must-for | am not laughing
az you-really now. | am not. Mas so
funny, you know. Really she is just too
funny for any use. l was laughing at
ma"
a. your mar
yes. You see, ma told me only this
morning: "Birdie, you are so green that
some donkey Will take you yet and here
you come
But he was gone. IL was he who bang
ed the door so violently.
Il wonder" said the deserted Birdie,
81 wonder now. II he is offended at what
ma said. But. then. ma always was too
awfully funny for any kind Of USE
Texas Siftings.