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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-04
Other Bargains.

bargains here and there through the etore.
Large white dinner Plates. exc each. An wool
Tricots. ALT the new coiors and blsck, sc ya,d.
All wool sergee &c yari
Good heavy Tennis Flsnneie for wrappers, the
10 and ls,sc sorts for SC yard. LOG ysrds Per-
sian Comfort covering. aye yard. Boys very
heavy Bicycle Hose. - End sc. Best standard
toilet Florida wster. ssc a bottle. Coffee Mills,
isc. Special Bargains all through and all over
the store this week
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-04
Refer Suits

Those stylish 2-piece REFER suits
are attracting any amount of atten.
ton quite in keeping with our expec-
tations. They are fine lockers and
ready sellers.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-04

The Argos delivered every even
ing at your door at 10c . week.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-04
CROCKERY DEPARTMENT

We have of the finest departments in this
line to be found in the We showing beaut
full line of Oynx Tables and Banquet Lamps prices
that cannot fail to interest you.
Ask TO see that open stock Dinner Pattern 1t
is one of Doultons latest productions.
To the Artists wish to say that we are showing
stock of White China for decorations. The shapes
are and very catchy.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-04
MONEY SAVERS.

Cash Prices Quoted by Hess Bros. Which
Emphasizes the Advantages of
that System.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-04
1925 Second Avenue.
The Newest Thing in CloakS.
Thursday, Nov. 7; Friday Nov 8 and Satur-
day, Nov. 9.
1925 Second Avenue.

:,
day, Nov. 9.
We have been looking forward for some time to
have of the stupendous sales attempted by
this o any other firm west of Chicago. We have
ranged have with this occasion of the larg
manufacturers of Coaks and Jackets in the east who
will bring with him for this sale every style of garment
manufactured by them
Here you will find what you want in Jackets.
Here you will find something to fit the children.
Here you will find garment make the old short
Jackets long jackets, capes and furs look young
Come and see us and see how cheaply we can fit you
out and how nice we make you look.
Visitors and purchasers equally welcome
We have put extra help for this occasion and will
not dsappont you.
Low prices will be the rule for this sale.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-04

1920. 1922, 1924, 1926 and 1928
Second avenue.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-07-25
MADE 4 RICH HAUL.
Robbers Hold Up ii Northern Express
Troin-Ppssengers lnmoIested.

TOLEDO o., July 2t-Train No 81.
the west-bound New York and Chicago
express on the IAke-Shore and Michigan
Southern railroad. was held up by six
masked men at 1890 o'clock this morning
at a lonely places in the woods known as
Recess Siding. between Archibald and
striker, o., about ten miles west Of Wau-
seon. The train stops there 70 let the
bound express pass. The latter train
was approaching when the robbery took
place.
The robbers (mounted) rode out OF the
woods. which are dense and close 10 the
track. and Conductor Darling. standing
near one of the coaches. was ordered in
side at the point Of "A revolver. Adms-
sion 10 the express-car was obtained
by the same means, and the messenger
forced 10 open the safe The robbers
were entirely familiar with the train
and II is thought employees Of the rail-
road company or OF the express company
must be implicated. either as principals
or confederates.
Undoubtedly Il was known 10 the
bandits that an unusually large sum was
i'm the express safe last night. The
amount reported obtained IS said to be
81 900. but IL is believed "a much larger
sum was taken
No attempt was made To modest the
passengers, none OF whom knew anything
of the occurrence. When the thieves
had secured the contents OF the safe they
rode quietly away.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-07-25
The Cotton-Good. Trade.

MANCHESTER. ENG. July 2i.-The
Guardian, In its commercial article, says:
business has been very inactive, and,
apart from rather more Inquiry from
"A few sections the offers have been
mostly unwOrkable. Most OF the i'm
pOrtant foreign outlets clearly regard
lower prices as inevitable. their offeTs be-
ing mostly at such limits az 20 discount
the decline. Many producers although
most anxious for business, are unable
To consider low offers.
There IL little business with China
in bleaching goods and some lines OF
specials. and "a moderate business in far
East orders There is also rather more
inquiry from Bombay. resulting IN a few
transactions in common shirtings, dhOOls
and various specials. I'he India business
is confined 20 fine and specials. and oc-
casiOnally n line OF staple.
The outlook In yarns Is very cheerless
There Is a very small retail inquiry at
easier prices. and stocks are plentiful
The stoppagc Of spindles IS being very
seriously considered.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-07-25
~rRrnnyr STILL THE FAvonITE.
Excursion 10 Norfolk, Virginia
HeacI,, and ocean View.

Sunday, July 2Sth. and every SUNDAY
thereafter until recalled, we VIII run
our select seashore excursions VIA NOR
folk and Western railroad 10 Norfpia'
VIRGINIA Beach, and Ocean View Train
leaves Byrd-sfrcet Union station al 50
o'clock A. NJ. sharp. Roiurnipg, ieaye'
Virginia Beach an $40 L. NJ ocean We"
AZ 800. and Norfolk at T. b.. stopping
only AZ Petersburg and Suffolk. lae Tor
the round trip: Richmond TO NorioiS 81
to Vlrginla Beach. $50; and o. ocean
View. Sl5. Special vestibuie-coaehea Tor
ladies' and their escorts. ltedncep ial''
for meals at Princess Anne ana ocean
View hotels for our people. Thipa6h Z.
ocean view without change Of ears. AMI
snecial train leaves for Virginia beacn
on arrival OF this train. VIII leave
promptly on time. a good dinnef
ana a nice dip In the ocean, an by going
on the Trilby excursions I'eke'3 TOT
sale a, the train. Chair-cars On the VIZ
GINA Beach train.
Captain J. X. NICHE
l.. 4. ADAMS,
Manners
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-07-25
ATTEMPT TO BLOW III 4 HALL.
RELIGIOUS Meeting observation-disclosures
mite Used. 1t ~ Thought.

NORTH SCITUATE. MASS. July "a
IN attempt was made TO blow up Kono
Israel Hall last night while n religious
meeting was In progress. The hall has
been used for series Of evangelical meet
ngs II has been the custom OF some Of
the rough element 70 go 70 the meetings,
and there have been disturbance.
At times the offenders have been arrested,
taken before court, and fined.
Last night, while the meeting was In
progress, a loud explosion startled the
worshippers. and caused panic. No one
was seriously hurt. but al the glass In
the building was shattered. An eXamin2-
ton showed that explosives had been put
under a corner Of the building, and had
shattered the woodwork In its imme-
date vicinity. II is thought dynamite was
used, and ignorance Of how To place IL
saved a worse wreck, and probably injury
tO many.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-07-25
STUDENT OILS SLAYER.
Twenty Years Imprisonment al
Hnrd Labor Ills Sentence.

TRENTON. n. j., July 2L-John 5. Col
Inns. the negro who shot and killed Fred
srick OIL the Princeton student, ana
who was last week found guilty OF muir
der In the second degree, was sentenced
this morning 10 twenty years at hard
Wilt contendere 10 the indictment for
atroc.ous assault upon Garrett Cochran.
the student who was with OH In the
fracas. and got ten years more. but the
therefore the first one only counts.
In pronouncing sentence. Justice Gum
mer said that had the 1ury's verdict been
murder In the first degree the court would
have considered II proper judgment.
Collins smiled as he stood up TO receive
h,s sentence. fits counsel. having saved
his life bad nothing further to say for
him.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-07-25
believe he can Re made 20 tel n great
deal more than he has yet told.
MURDER OF HOWARD PIETZEr.

INDIANAPOLIS. IND. July 2L--Detec-
tive Geyer arrived here from Detroit to-
day to investigate this end OF the Holmes
Pietzel affair. IL Is believed by the local
officers that the missing lad, Howard
Pletzel, was murdered here. and HIS body
taken from the Circle Park Hotel, whore
Holmes was stopping, in a trunk. What
disposition was made OF the body t. the
mystery that Detective Geyer has come
here 20 solve.
VERDICT AGAINST HOLMES.
TORONTO, July 81. The coroner's jury
returned verdict OF wilful murder
against Holmes. who is charged with
killing the PieZel girls.
Coroner Johnson Immediately issued his
warrant for the apprehension OF Holmes
This is the first case under the new
Canadian criminal code In which interven-
ton OF the magistrates Is unnecessary
and the matter will go direct TO the At
torney-Generars Department. Proceed
ings will be taken at once 10 have Holmes
extraittpf
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-07-25
A Cou,ervative Invessment.

The United Banking and Building Corr.
pany. having a good demand for money.
offers for sale a limited number Of shares
OF its paid-up. accumulatlve stock az "a
per share. maturity value 800. Dividend
OF per cent. per annun. payable IN cash
January and July. For further mforma-
lion amply At the Office Of The company.
81 cas-, Main street.
LEWIS VI. BLAIR.
President.
W. J. JOHNSON.
ice-presiient.
SAMUEL 8. ELAN
Secretary ard Treasurer.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-07-25
suucrvisorx Organize.

BOYDTON. VA, July 2i-lsnec'all-
Tho newly elected Board OF Supervisors
met here on the ed instant for thc pug
pose OF organizing. ma BIZ W. " 'ies'
ory, OF Charlottesville District wla unaiH-
mously elected chairman Of th' board fl'
has nlled this position for the past Io-'
years with great efficiency ANA VII"
perfect satisfaction 70 the peopie ol A'
district. Mr.. Gregory IS The youngest iHaA
that las eyer b "a elected 90 iiH ms p13i-
ton in the county. After the organic ii.oh
the hoard went into ita routine business.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-07-25
Excursion fo Old Point and N"ftoiE
Sunday Morning.. July 18th

and every Sunday until further notice.
Train leaves Chesapeake ana DDio 'fis'-
a. go A. A.. sharp: returning, leaves OFT
point al 72e O'Clock r. ~. sharp.
Tickets bought TO go 10 Norfolk on
mis- trim good 10 return or this train
and Monday morning train only. Round
trip TO Norfolk asl old Point only 81.
Special rates at hygeia and Sherwood
hotels This is fast train. aud leave3
promptly on time hours and % minutes
run. No crowded coaches.
Captain J. 7. BAILEY & CLASH.
Atauagers.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-07-25
Bishop Becker Returns.

NEW YORK. July 2i-Right Rev
Thomas A. Becker. y. d, Catholic Bishop
Of savannah, Ga. arrived today ON the
steamer Waesland from Antwerp. Vicar
General Kelley. OF Atlanta. Ga, and a
number Of friends went down the bay on
A tug 10 meet the Bishop. who. on land
ing. proceeded 20 the house OF City-Treas-
urer John d. Kelley OF Brooklyn, where
he will spend a few days previous TO re-
turning home.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-07-25
Tcucher Elected.

WINSTON, y. C.. July 2t.-tSpe claLlg
Al a special meeting OF the Board of
trustees of the graded school Yesterday
Afternoon. Miss Nettie Allen. or kittreil'
n e., was elected 10 the position OF teach-
or OF the third grade; recently made va,
can't by the resignation of Miss Matte
Harrison. Miss Allen IS a graduate OF
The Girls Normal and Industrial School
az Greensboro, n. c.. and comes highly
recommended.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-07-25
LAWN Party

Cor the benefit OF the sheiterlng Arms
HospitaI viii be held at the r,sidence ~
CANAAN John Lamb, Fulton Hdi, this
evening from 20 10 O'Clock. Wagons wilt
meet the street-ears az Williamsburg ave-
nue and Louisiana street every half hour,
commencing at o'clock. Friends Invited
A. .ff.YI
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-07-25
For DebiIftated Men,
Uor.rord's Acid Phosphate.

DIR. J. B. Alexander. Charlotte. n. c.,
says. III is not only pleasant 10 the
taste. but ranks among the best OF nerve
tonIcs for debilitated men," -.,-44.--.-
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-07-25

Orders for printing sent 20 the Dis
patch Company viii be given prompt at
tentlon. and the style OF work and prices
yu ~ sure 70 please yea
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-07-25
GERTRUDE Common.

The bones found this morning are now
,a,,s.ved TO be those OF Gertrude Connor
the daughter OF Mrs. julia l.. Connor
,yho "a believed 10 have been one OF
Holiness victims. Mother and daughter
disappeared about the same time.
II developed during the examination OF
ouinlan that Holmes had hau Qulnlan's
,fsysar-old daughter insured for sl.o00. but
,,bs,her or not he had ever collected the
,rsurance IA not known. Qunlan says
that he can produce his daughter II ne
cessary. and Il is probable the police
with the fate OF Minnie and Annie VIII
Jams In mind. will ask him 10 do IT,
ouInlan made many contradictory and
innn~ohable statements. and the police
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-07-25
IANITORs FOUND.

Tho detectives have found two of the
ianitors who are believed 10 be more or
iesa cognizant OF Holiness swindles. They
arc Toe owens. now OF Button, o., and
patriot, Ouinlan. OF Evanston. Both came
70 Chicago promptly I'm answer TO sum
mons from Chief-of-Pollce BadenOch, and
have been in the sweat-bOx the greater
part OF the day.
In regard TO the mysterious box, which
nv many Is supposed to have been used
nv Holmes as a receptacle for the BODY
of one or both OF the Williams girls
owens said: Il helped 10 carry the trunk
10 the Third-street railway with
Holmes and Pietzel. from the depot in
,ug,,st. ISq3-about the middle of the
month In November, 1893. in converse
in With me about the insurance, he
,old mo he wanted 10 keep the Williams
',trI In hiding: that he did not want her
~ no seen by any OF the insurance peo-
nIe and that he could telegraph and get
SO0 any time
"About the last OF November or De
,o,,tar iSg2. | assisted Holmes 10 es-
tahl,sh the firm VI Campbell. Yates K
90 for the purpose Of getting Insurance
ON the building at the southwest corner
~ Sixtv-third and Wallace streets, which
Insurance he received about November,
lsq3 Holmes came TO me ana Instructed
mo 20 report to the insurance company
that was the secretary OF the COM
any which | did. and was told to make
an affidavlt 10 that effect. also replied
,hat had met Yates and received the
s,ocl, from him. He also instructed
nc 10 make the statement then that
had mel Minnie X. Williams. which / did.
ne induced me 10 make these statements
nv promising me my back wages, and by
his hypnotlzing way. ana / believe that
he had a certain amount OF influence over
me. When j was WIN MN was always
,',dar his control. never received my
l.,L xuagech
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-07-25
A MAsTERFUL EFFORT.

II IS conceded that Mr.. Neely's speech
v,as one of the most masieriul ever
heard in n Virginia courtroom. lie was
nowerful In exposing the pretence OF the
plot that its publications were made
solely in the interest of the pubic lie
was brilliantly argumentative I'm pre-
senting the evidence offered on behalf
NJ his client He was al times wonder
fully eloquent in defence OF MT Massey
and n, other times humorously sarcastic
In exposing what he characterized as
the false pretences of the defendants t:.
And al repartee. no matter whether ms
o,,n,nent was Wise or Heath, MT Neeiy
was prompt. incislve, and effective. Ne
cessarily he had 10 travel over much OF
the ground covered IN the brilliant euor'
Of MFR Thorn. but he illumined every
,hose OF the question, and not only de-
tended his own line well, but made sue
cessful sallies upon the position OF the
defendants.
MIR Nicely will close tomorrow morn
ing. and will be followed by young Mr.
Heath. and he by MIR. Wise, ana MI
Wake will close the argument.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19

when you see u rabbits track in tho
snow you may be certain the rabbit has
been there. Circumstantiai evidence Of
that kind is equivalent to proof.
A country minister, according 70 an.
exchange, remarked to his wife sunday
noon:
There was a stranger in church this
morning.
what did he look lilse?" asked the
wife, who was n woman first and a min
ister's wife afterward
~ didn't see him"
Then how do you know there was n
stranger there?"
II found dollar bill in the contribus
ton box"
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19
Do Yo1 IS:,ow

bat on every Wednesday,, and
ranrsily TIER, lshse, Ogden, Salt
lake, Provo and Other common points
, through tourist q. faIhily sleeping car
Or Kansas City, Chicago, and
Boston viz the 'ireE SCENE
ighNay, the Rio C1ande Western
RAILWAY Both rates are less than hall
ir1te charged on first class Pullman
md sl.c0 to Clscse) slcepers or ex-
autsions arc personally conducted aud
90 change Of cars is required The Rio
haude Western also runs daily, a
lnrou.h hfst class cr Pullman sleeping
nrto Denver kansss City and Chicago.
fc. 'i.cr particulars inquire OF agent.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19
Frank -. hobbs,
Hate Register S. land Office

Nl kinds Of land business
attended 90 promptly r.
~qorden,a soli'itcd TImy
.hI.t vca,s experience bo
next door TOT S. land n.
Room 500, Salt lsrEp CA IN
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19

The next academic year will begin
September 10. The following COURSES
are provided;
/. Conrss in General Science.
2. Course in arts.
3 Courss in mining engineering.
4. Advanced Normal course.
Esoh o. the above leads 10 the bache-
lor'. degree; the normal diploma, by
provision of law, erenpts the holder
from all examinations in the school sys-
TEN.
5. Normal course leading to eeriii-
cate Of graduation, which ex-mpis the
holder from examination for period al
Eve vtsrs
G. Preparatory course, leading to the
rolls giate studies.
Tuition is virtually free in all depart
rnents, a small registration foe only be-
Hngrcquired. Aoertain number Of ror-
nal scholarships il allotted to each
county applicants for appointment tc
.noh scholarships must apply to the
Territorial Commissioner Of School.
through the respective county superin-
tendents.
The faculty Of tho university has been
recently greatly enlarged and the eqnip
ment OF the institution extended. Foi
'irculars and other particulars address
e Talnage, President University o.
Utah, Salt Lake City
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19
The University Of Titan, Salt Lake
City.

The next academic year will begin
September 10. The following courses
are provided:
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19
rnoRouoHLY coMroIlke SIC.

Passengers declined to the prominent
cities Of the Missouri River should pat
rouize tbe Chicago, Union PACIFIC and
Northwestern Line Magnificent Pail.
man aud Wagner Sleeping cars elegant
Pullman and Northeastern dining ears,
free reclining chair cars, handsome day
coaches ami comfortable Pullman colon.
let sleeper
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19
SIGNAL rslUmPHs WON
ny Or. rice. ersam Making rowaer.

Two sisual iriumphs have been ach-
isvcd by Dr. prico'a "rcam Baking Pow
der. First il secured Highest Award
and Diploms at the Worlds Conm bian
Exposition OF 1903. Next il secured
Highest Award and Gold Medal nj the
California Midwintcr Fair Of 1891 A,
both Fairs it surpassel all competition,
in every respect The award, in each
instEncc, was for strongest leavening
power, perfect purity and general excel.
once. 1t was sustained by the unanim.
Gus vote OF the judges.
The victory at Chicago establishes the
, supremacy Of Dr Prices rs "TIc Fore.
most Baking Powder in ~ World
The triumph at sa" Fr'neis'tOnarm'
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19

JinlSs-For a professional humorist,
Mr.. Zaggles looks remarkably sad-eyed
and melancholy.
Binks-Hcs; you see everyone who has
children insists upon telling him ollihc
smart little things they say, in the hope
he will put them in the papers. Life.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19

Mr. Mashley-When see a girl,
doncherlSnow, carrying white flowers |
always think OF purity.
Miss c. Vere-And when | see man
with a big chrysanthemum | always
think of simplicity.
End OF Mr.. Jaclson's Honeymoon.
Mrs. Jackson Rastus, deah, does 20
b'liebe in de survival oh de fittist?
Mr.. jackson Suttinly, lovei suttinly.
Mrs. jackson Wa-al, den, yo' bettah
git yo' life insured ermorrer-Judge.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19

Tinn-IIalloa, Tagg, what's that sign
on your front door: mo admittanec ex-
ccpt on business?
Tagg-There have been so many
young men calling on my daughters,
and their visits have been SO fruitlcss,
thut have adopted this plan TO reduce
the surplus. Spare Moments.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19
Naturally.

Mills--I don't see any harm in a Gig.
arctic, do you?
Stranger-No, indeed; in fact, ! ad.
vocate them very strongly.
Mills-Really; you surprise me. Are
you u physician?
Stranger-No; I'm an undertaken. :
N. Y. World.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19

Mr.. Cutters boarding in the country
MIR OatcalSe, didn't come out here
10 be fed on canned vegetables
Farmer Oatcake (stoutlyl-Waal,m mis-
ter, propose that my city guests shall
alwuz git as good from me as they have
10 Hurpers Bazaar.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19

Boy with minute caninc) Pop gave
my big sister this dog TO keep the men
away.
Playmate -Wot's the good o. that lit
tie bit of mite?
Boy-When the men see sister kiss
ing II, they go away --lood News.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19

Fashionable Physician = You win
have to give up your city life, Mr.. Mil
lion
Wealthy Patient j will travel in
Europe a few years, II you say so.
Physician-'It would be better for you
to stay here and conduct model farm.
Wealthy Patient-Oh, l can't afford
that.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19

Cumso-Thcy say that poor spudlsins
left his family in want.
Fanglc-It's true. lie belonged to
so many protective orders that IL i'm.
povershcd him keeping his dues paid
up.
Didn't they do anything for him
when he dicd?"
Yes, indeodl They gave him tho
finest funeral this vicinity has seen in
u year. PUCK.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19

} Gu cmer lif,y cents for frling this
prescription? Why, at the drug store
down The street they charged me bnly a
quarter. -
Drurgist-Thats all It's worth at
that torc, ma'an. Thny put about
four ccuts' worth OF drugs Ia the bottle
and tten hll II Ip with water. put in
the SOME drugs and All the bottle with
the finest aqua pura. Thanks. Any
thing elsc2--Chicago Tribune.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19

A citizen stepped into an uptown
pharmacy and called for a couple Of
pills, which he swallowed.
GLOW much?" he asked.
Fifty cents"
Fifty cents2 Why, the druggist on
the block below never charged me more
than five"
Then I'll make IL four III drive
that man out OF business II have 10
, sell goods at cost. "-Tammany Times.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19
Ample Aocommoda lions.

Student-several of my friends are
coming to dine here, SO | want big,
table.
Mine IIost-Just look at this one, sir.
Fifteen persons could sleep quite com
fortably under Fliegende Blaetter..
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1895-09-19

"Would you die for me, dearest?"
lslSed her lover, pressing her TO him
fondly.
yes, George" she answered, ~
would do anything for you"
"Well, them" said George, "giyc up
wearing bicycle boomers.
George" said the beautiful girl,
arising, tremulous with indignation.
''you have sought TO trick me into n
promise which can never make. An
is over between usl"-Chicago Tribune.