The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1895-05-11
WHAT THEY SAY.
Yesterdays Experience In News Getting
Truthfniiy Portrayed.

&ihthAtAJ fothaItas
Emil Berg :-sD'ye see that case ol
lemons thcre9 Wen, what dye think
the tariff on that was? Seventy-iive
cents, by gosh. No wonder we can't sell
much Of them now, when we've got 10
charge that scventy-hve cents extra on
account OF your protection" But, OF
course, that s-as cn!y talk. Mr. Berg
hasn't iorgotton the money he made
selling lemons and peanuts when the
protection party were in power.
Sundell, the Tailor;-"Just getting
settled in my new quarters. Got scvernI
orders since moved Guess the boys are
beginning TO find out that they can Get
just us good clothes and as good fit here
as they can from outside tnilors."
c. S. Henry :--"I'll tell you, young iei-
low; I've sold several collins in Crystal
Falls in the last twelve or thirteen years,
and haven't seen anyone that ever got
into one OF them come back dissatis
fed"
CT. Roberts: Caught n two pound
er yesterday. old man." LATER: Just
discovered that the 1.-TWO FOUNDER" was
q sucker that Mr.. Roberts spcarcd near
the falls.
Brad Webb ;-"Well, II n couple of you
young ducks had sense enough TO get
married, could sell you cook stove
'ar cheap as anybody clsc could"
A. Uren :--"Purty fine shower. eli, old
man? Bloody best thing that ever
struck town. Just "A God send to tis old
farmers"
II. Savlan Say, DIAMOND DmLL,
don't bother me; I'm thinking OF "a
scheme. I'll tell you Of it next week.
maybe"
A. Lustiield:--"Say, don't forget 10
change my adv. this week. We've got to
advertise these days, in order to get
trade"
M. ID. l.. Fuller :-"You forgot to tell
them that M. d. l.. Jr., arrived last
week. He'll he Aindying law in few
years"
Ross Work:--"Things are looking a
little brighter. Guess We won't hHvc 10
die now, after living all winter"
l.. Il. Johnson Well, VIC can't COM
plain; business isn't SO bad as II might
he, and we get our share of it.'
Il. Boucher, tailor:-"Gucss III try
some other town for n while" (Mr.
Boucher never advertised.l
NJ. Bach:-"Coming our way with n
rush. Just ask the clerks or the boys
that do the delivering"
]. McCourt :--"Tell 'em we've got the
sIickest flower garden Ia town. First
posies for the seasou.'
J.F. Hooking :-"Crystnl Falls win
sing hymns at the funerals OF many oi
her ncighbors yct."
J. c. Wilkinson & Co. :--"Oh, the drug
store business is pretty lair for such n
healthy locality"
Jake Bindcr:--"Tel 'cm that Jake
Binicr IL just SO goot us nopody else, py
gosh. Ynw.
jim. Stephcus:-" meet that all
should have meat, and We supply many
Of them"
Seven Young Ladies' In Chorus:--
"IIcre's n bouquet Of trailing arbutuf
for you"
Bobb & BiIly:-'shampoo or sen
foam?p
Sheriff Ball ;--"Finest garden in town
m son. Dammc II she cddent out o
sight"
A. l.. Flcwelling :-"M Maple Grove il IN,
prttiest residence location in Michi
gan"
John Fisher AJAX Pete. lie says
lr'e selling more meat than anybody"
j. +. Corcornn :--"Don't bother me
It's after banking hours"
ST. iIandy:-'T don't know any
thing"
R. Urn:-"ca.n, anoidto suu N
ada"
A. L. Robins Have a cigar2 It's i
girl"
Henry HolrteIn 1--we feed the hun
Iery."
N. II. Moriarty :-"rm tired"