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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11

languishing? Why should the people
have the /bepeft only Of the
"auack announcements "? Doctors who
are experts have told us that
thew might make thousands while they
are only making hundreds il they could
but let people know of their skill IN
special lines-but they refrain, because
no money can compensate them for the
ostracism from the ranks OF their fellow
practitioners that would quickly
ensue on using the recognized
methods of telling folk about the
goods you have to sell-newspaper ad-
vertising. Why shouldn't DIR. X, who
has successfully tackled n hard case,
tell the newspaper readers about II!
Goodness knows, he is mighty glad 10
have his gratifed patients pass the word
around the neighborhood and thus adj
vertise him in too feeble way. We think
honest advertising would be no dis
credit. while it would hasten the reward
that is due to faithful labor and skill, and
that is bound to come sometime-only,
alas! how slowly! We shouldn't wonder
if some day we should be able to make
yearly contracts with our friends,
the doctors, for advertising space,
without calling down upon them
any thing but praise from the medical
societies which would only seek to con-
troll the honesty. fairness and fair writ
| ing of the advertising matter--a code OF
ethics. in word, that silently but
effectively exists today in all branches
of trade and controls the use
of advertising space so that
those advertisers who seek to use print
ers ink for dishonest statements are
sooner or later rebuked by loss OF busi-
ness. Some day our columns may be
adorned with something like this:
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11
why the Mayor Didn't Ride.
Newport Mecrury.

A great deal Of foolish talk has gone abroad
about some kind Of a slight TO His Honor,
Mayor Boyle. because he was not invited To
ride in the Election day procession. Newport
has had 2J9 OF these election day professions,
and this is the first time we ever heard Of the
Mayor Of Newport expecting 20 ride In tho
procession. and we doubt very much ~
any Mayor Of tho city ever did
ride in such procession, simply be-
cause he was the Mayor Of the city. The
election parade Is state affair. u has
always been so considered, and the officials Of
the city have never been asked 90 take part in
IT, This tempest In a teapot is started now
simply for political effect, but 20 the credit OF
the Mayor 10 is not claimed that he has had
any part In the circulation Of such silly
charge,
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11

ONE Of the neatest compliments that
has been paid local police official was
that expressed in the words of MARTIN
DALTON, charged with the HAswELL
murder, whom Detective PARKER has
just brought home from Atlanta. Dali
TON told the reporters that PARKER
run the whole town" and kidnapped him
away from the police without bothering
with the usual red tape. "When he got
me-" said DALTON, "he just said what
train he would take and he took Inc
without waiting for my lawyers to get
in their work." That's PARKER's way
aud it is a mighty good way, too.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11
The Best Summer Drink.
Philadelphia Record.

"what is the best summer drink know
Of ?" said a well.known bartender the other
day in response to an inquiry. "Well for
my part think spring water beats anything
in the world for making person cool and
comfortable and keeping him that way, but
II a person is of the opinion that little slim
ulant Of some kind is absolutely necessary.
why allow me 20 heartily recommend claret
punch. 1t certainly is a fascinating cooler II
properly constructed. Take pint OF claret-
the ordinary table kind will do-and pour II
into a glass pitcher half filed with cracked
ice. Put in just enough sugar to sweeten
little, and add the juice OF a lemon. Ther
when you servo it top of each glass with q
slice Zach of orange, pineapple and lemon, a.
well as a few Strawberries. Sip the nectar
through a straw, and I'll wager trip tc
Europe that you will wish your neck was .
mile long when the delicious beverage is gons
down."
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11
A SCHOOL STUPIDITY.

AS a matter of personal recollection
there has been circus in town annually
for twenty-five years. Annually, for
quarter of a century, there has been a
circus parade.
As a matter of personal recollection,
the school authorities of the city, with,
we believe, the exception Of rare occa-
sions of this annual visitation, have
sought to keep the children in schoo!
while the circus parade was going by.
As a matter of personal recollection
also, this effort TO keep the children in
school has dismally failed-once a year,
at least, for twenty-five years.
We don't know but circus parades
were things that existed and were joy
full for many years before the period of
a quarter of a century ago. But If they
did we guess that they do not date back
much farther than that, or if they do,
they didn't amount to much,
else we should have, today,
in authority over the schools, folk
not so far advanced in years but that
they had been boy contemporaneously
with circus parades. To be sure,
the circus parade of % years ago
was no great shakes compared
with the thing of splendor that we know
today. But it was splendid enough to
drain the schools, even then, TO make
the children defy the lash to play hockey
and go forth to see it.
Yesterday there was circus parade
in town, as there has been annually at
least one for twenty-five years. 1t was
fine spectacle. 1t was whole
some spectacle. 1t had in it feat
ures of peculiar delight. We might even
90 so far as to say they were education
nj, but we won't. 1t is sufficient that
they were wholesome and delightful
that is educational enough. 1t was
a show that should give particular
pleasure 10 children. Indeed, that is
what the circus parade is designed for,
because the circus men are shrewd ad-
vertisers and they know that if they
reach the hearts of the children they
to uch the pocketbooks of the
parents. In the parade were
dozens Of beautiful gilt-bound wagons.
There were several bands of music.
There was steam calliope and chime
of bells. There were two or three funny
clowns. There was a stately column
of noble elephants and some camels.
There were lions, and tigers, and
leopards, aud hyenas, and the biggest
hippopotamus it was ever our pleasure
to behold. And then there were,
we should say, not less than a
hundred and fifty Of the most
beautiful horses, clean, sleek, and
gaily caparisoned, that we ever saw. 1t
was delightful show, that will live in
memory until the next circus comes 10
town.
Now, where were all the school child
rem while this splendid spectacle was
paradng the streets, the bands a-playing
the bells a-ringing, the lions a-growl.
ing, the elephants Tapping their
big ears, the hippopotamus yawning
wide enough to swallow the Industrial
Trust Building, the clowns a-crackinl
Jokes that were new 2j year:
ago, are new today. and shall
ever be newi
According TO the latest report o'
the State Board of Education-th,
twenty-hfth annual report. 10y the way
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11
!
Reminds It of Another.
Boston Herald.

At Democratic caucus down in Providence
the other night the vote of one Of the citizens
in attendance was challenged.
"You voted the Republican ticket at the
last election said the challenger.
"Tl take my oath didn't" said the ohal'
lenged party.
Gan right. you can't vote" said the chair
man.
This recalls an occurrence that is recorded
OF Boston caucus once upon a time. A mo-
ton was put by the chairman, who called for
a show of hands.
at appears that GO gentlemen have voted In
the affirmative and 10 in the negative, and the
motion is defeated" said the chairman.
And so II was.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11
A Big Little State.
Hope Valley Advertiser.

The movement 10 have battloship named
Rhode Island IL certainly patriotic, but
wouldn't 10 bo moro appropriate for torpedo
boat9 They are such little things, you know.
Westerly Sun.
For shamel When Little Rhody dohed the
Continental Congress, and acted as IL she
wanted TO set up government for herself. she
felt as big a. all of the other twelve. and tho
feeling isn't all gone yet. BY all means, let's
have tho battleship, and tho bigger tho
better.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11

A SUSPICIOUS sailboat, with suspic-
iously acting men aboard. was discov-
cred lowering near the yacht Defen-
der's house at Bristol, Sunday, and the
men were evidently trying to get for
biddsn look at the cup defender. LIS
dollars to doughnuts they were wicked
reporters.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11

WHILE Yale and Harvard are having
a fine time with themselves, II looks as
though Pennsylvania or Cornell would
steal the thunder Of a race with the
Oxford-Camb bridge winner.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11
Untroubled by Ratios.
Narragansett Times.

The summer VIA tors are coming 10 town
with their money. and whether 10 be In gold
or silver the citizens receive IL without a
murmur. On the money question south
Kingstownites are not 30 prejudiced as 20
object to one or the other. Everything goes.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11

THE strike leaders at Olneyville are
resorting to minor tricks to keep up the
ghost of show of strike, but the
anarchist newspaper seems to have
surrendered.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11

1T appears from the record that the
Chicago Democrat who organized a
gang to pick the pockets of the Repub-
licans, who looked in on the Springfield
convention, was not the originator OF
the scheme. Somebody picked the
pocket of the Republican Chief Justice
while lie was administering the oath of
office to Governor ALTGELD two years
aHO
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11

The Russian and French bankers
seem to have got well up to windward
of Germany and England in the matter
Of the Russian Chinese loan. 1t was
clever financial coup, we should say.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11
OMEN NO, S8,

It has long been accounted unlucky to
have hare lip. 1t was formerly sup
posed that every person so afflicted had
an evil spirit, or was bewitched.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11

1T is reported that JOHN WANAMAKER
carries 81, 000, 900 of life insurance. This
looks like certain guarantee of hale old
age for Br. WANAMAKER.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11

The Pingree Potato Patch idea is q
contemporaneou failure in most places,
for the gratifying reason that those
whom it is designed to benefit are bette r
employed.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11

THE Feast of Roses at Infantry Hall
Is about the most beautiful show that
was ever set up in town. We should
say everybody ought to see it.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11

CHAIRMAN CARTER Of the Republican
National Committee that lost the last
campaign is doing heap Of talking just
now on sufferance.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11

APPARENTLY Governor ALTGELD,
DEBs, and the rest of that stripe, will
never really be satisfied unless they are
made Supreme Court justices.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11

Our friends the HERREsHoFFs are get
ting an enviable lot OF free advertising,
these days. There's nothing like it.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11

GENERAL CAMPos is evidently a stu
dent of the life of the late General
MCCLELLAN. He is ever calling for
more troops"
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11

So the Prince of Wales is not coming
to Newport. Well, the Prince Of Wales
has our sympathy.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11

ABOUT this time the strawberry festi-
val is en- regle, or something to that
effect.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11
2o6 FOUNTAIN ST.
Thursday and Friday,
June 1S and IA,
At 10 O'Clock A. M. Sharp, Each Day.

This is a good clean lot OF Furniture,
most Of II is modern style and in first
class condition. / would advise my
friends and patrons to attend. There are
several high class Chamber suites, Brass
and Iron Bedsteads, 2 fine Parlor suites,
Solid CHARTERED Oak Dining Room Suite,
Chiffon ier, all kinds Of Carpets and Rugs,
Bookcase. Ladies' Writing Desk, Hall
Tree, Wardrobe, Lounges, Couch Fancy
Chairs, Rockers, Onyx Tables, Piano and
Banquet Lamps, Mirrors, Pictures, Books,
Vases, ManteI Bed, Lace Draperies, Linen,
Silverware, Refrigerator, Springs, Mat
tresses, Bath Tub, Bedding, Pillows and
Bolsters, Dinner Service, Toilet Sets and
a large and varied assortment OF usefai
and ornamental Household Goods.
Sale Positive, rain or shine. Goods on
view Wednesday, June 18th, and morning
of sale.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11
Boys w aists Laundsred

These attractive waists are all Of the
famous Mothers Friend style - Of
Chambrays, Percales, and Lawns--and
for these high-class productions, we are
offering them at a price probably lower
than they can be bought anywhere else.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11
Bathing Suits.

They have arrived, and now is first
class time to pick out IA choice. The
new stock comprises suits in all wool,
flannel, serge, mohair-from 4-year-old
size to 44-inches-and the prices from
$1.75 to Is.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11

Is made in our second floor department.
These are the very finest productions IN
in the way Of a shirt waist made In the
world. We have them exclusively. The
effects. designs of fabric, and models are
new. They are lovely goods in every
particular.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11

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BY AARON MlLKMAN.
AUCTION SALE
HOUSEHOLD
FURNITURE
POSITIVE AND uNREsERvED.
POSITIVE AND uNREsERvED.

Contents OF an ls-roomed house, by
order of the owner, MRS. M. PECK, who
has given me Instructions TO sell the
entire contents Of her residence,
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-06-11
FullAssoeiated Press Dispatches

HIGH WATER MA *
CIRCULATION, p, 200.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-16
OLD ALIIOLANI HALE.
Renamed for the Judiciary Nut
sim Largely Executive.

Renamed for the Judiciary hut
SIN Largely Executive.
What was formerly the Crown
Land Commissioners Office, in
the Judiciary Building, is now
the Office of Lands under the new
Land Act. The furnishings have
been adjusted 50 as to accommo-
date both Commissioner and
Agent J.F Brown and Sub-Agent
C.P. laukea. The office commune
Gates from the inside with the
room of the clerks of the Land
bureau of the Interior Office, and
through that with the Registry
of Conveyances beyond. Oppo-
site the chief entrance Of the
Land Office is the room occupied
jointly by Joseph Marsden, Com
missioner of Agriculture and Wray
Taylor, secretary of the Board Of
immigration and Election Regis
trar. On the same fl or are the
Tax Office, the respective Office
suites of the Board of Education
and Board Of Health, and the
Chinese bureau of the Foreign
Office. 1t will thus be seen that a
great deal Of business pertaining
to the Executive branch is still
transacted in what was formerly
known as the Government Build
ing, or Aliolani Hale, but is now
known as the Judiciary Build
ing, from the two court rooms,
chambers of the Supreme Court
Justices and Circuit Court Judges,
the Judiciary Clerks Office, jury
rooms and Law Library. The
old Legislative hall, largest apart
ment in the whole pile, stands
unoccupied and is occasionally
used for meetings of the Sharp
shooters. 1t came handy for reg
istration purposes prior to the last
election.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-16

City Carriage Co. j. S. And
rade, manager. If YOU want a
hack with good horse and care
full driver ring up Telephone 113,
corner of Fort and Merchant
streets. Hack at all hours. Il
Bicyclers are likely to get cut,
scraped, sprained, bruised, or
some way hurt. No matter which,
an application Of Redding' s
Russia 'Salve will take away the
smart and pain, and cure the
trouble in a hurry. Thousands
of wheelmen never 90 on the
road without it. Why should
youl % cents buys it of any drug
gist. Handy box for your pocket.
Hollister Drug Co., ACTS.
THE BEST TREATMENT FOR CHo-
LERA-When promptly and pro-
perly treated a recovery is almost
certain. This was fully demon
strated during the prevalence of
Cholera in New York in 1866.
Go to bed as soon as the first
symptoms appear, remain as quiet
as possible, and take Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhma Remedy in double doses
until the pain ceases, and then
after each operation of the bowels
more than natural. Send for a
physician, but take this remedy
in this way until he arrives. The
remedy should be kept at hand
ready for instant use. 1t should
be taken within five minutes after
the first symptoms appear. Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rh@a Remedy is the most success
full medicine that has yet been
produced, not only for the milder
forms of bowel complaint, but for
the most virulent forms of Asiatic
Cholera. For sale by BENSON
SMITH d CO. 114-1m \
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-16
ESOPIAN AM AIS.
Telling OF n Great NaturaIIst's work
and n Mighty Rulers Tired
Feeling.
SENILITANIA.

An Eminent Naturalist, who
was noted for his versatility and
good lture, sat at his desk one
morning and thus solioquized;
Il have at last succeeded, after
years of patient and arduous toll
in collecting two hundred and
eleven varieties of Ladybirds, to
be used in eXterminating Pests.
There are Just two hundred and
ten coffee planters in the country.
each of whom will receive one
Ladybird."
land what will You do with
the remaining one ?" inquired a
Caller, who had just at that
moment dropped in to ask
the price of Horned Toads.
"The two hundred and eleventh
specimen, my dear sir" replied
the celebrated Gatherer-in of
Bugs, as he drew the creature
forth from its cage and gently
stroked its feathers, while it
nestled in his broad and expan-
sive bosom, "is to be sent to His
Excellpncy, across the street, to
be used in getting rid of Hum
Bugs on Plans for Improving the
Harbor.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-16
FANG DAY SEEKLE.

The Chief Executive sat in his
morning room combing his beard
with golden comb and thought
fully scratching the back of his
head with lead pencil at the
same time.
Sire" the scribe suddenly said
perkingly, edo you not think that
the lesser lights who have charge
ofthe Nuuanu stream portfolio, are
a laundering long time in coming
to a concluslon?"
well, answered the kindly
Ruler, perhaps they are, George,
but | do not think it would better
matters for US to raise stink
about it. The affair is odorous
enough as it is"
Whereupon, George quietly re-
sumed his occupation Of silently
chewing the rag.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-16
Cure

A morbid appetite for strong
drink (alcohoD by drinking our
mild, refreshing Seattle Beer. On
draught at Criterion.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-16

Finely furnished rooms with
bath and other modern improve
ments for rent at reasonable
prices at 80 Beretania street.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-16
LET YOUR
IN E R E ST

BE SUFFICIENTLY AROUSED TO
SEND CTS. STAMPS ANY KIND
FOR COPY OF OUR iLLUSTRAT.
go CATALOGUE O52 pagcs) OF
GENERAL FAMILY SUPPLIES, AND
BUY YOUR GOODS AT SAN FRAN
CISCO PRICES.
z4nith9S Cash store.
tiI&4is Front ST.,
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-16
Table Covers

OF the same material as the PORTIERES
with beautiful Center Floral Designs. A
f!e boarder around each piece heavily firing
ed; all sizes from small stand to a large
extension table, price S1.j0 to $3.50.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1895-11-14

The Ladies Aid society meets with
Mrs. Hicks on the 18th.
Mr.. and Mrs. Burden were visiting
friends in town Thursday.
John Kramer has been on the sick
list for the past two weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry johnson Sum-
dayed at the Nettiewyynnt farm.
Mrs. s. P. Hicks was guest of
Mrs. Daily at Walnut Grove recently.
Supt. Race was visiting schools in
the northwestern part of the county
last week.
Mrs. Henkle, who has been nursing
sick daughter the past month, re-
turned home last week.
Thursday was stormy day.
Threshing machines were hustling
and farmers we're busy preparing for
winter.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1895-11-14
MORGAN MOVEMENTS.

Fred Heidbraek returned to Colum-
bus, Wis, last week.
Rev. j. M. Smith, formerly of this
place, is now located at Amboy, this
State.
A bubble social was held at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. H. G.. Eaton
last "Wednesday evening.
Miss Cora Kinman commenced a
term of school in the Frederiksen dis
trict in Shutdown last week.
Editor McRae, the rustling young
dictator of the course of the Messeng-
or, was in Redwood Falls last Satur-
day afternoon.
Miss Alice Walton, the charming
daughter of AT. Walton, will be mar
ried to Charles julius Albrecht in
Morgan to-day.
The Paradise club has been organ
lied with Prof. I. N. Tompkins as
president, Miss Peterson as treasurer
and secretary combined.
Editor w. R. Hodges of the Sleepy
Eye Herald was in the city last week
making arrangements for the co1ec-
ton of some of his accounts.
The Messenger contends that the
new Catholic church will be one of the
finest in this section of the State. II
adds that the steeple will be 80 feet
high, upon which will stand cross 1(
feet high. The latter will be made Of
galvanized iron. There are to be eight
crosses on the church.
Messenger: The REDWOOD GAZETTE
will publish story of how Austin Bid
we'll, an American, robs bank of Eng
land of 100000. The story is nc
doubt interesting and furnishes the
reader of that able paper. good view
of what a crook is capable of doing
The GAZETTE begins the publication
of this narrative of actual facts, in the
issue of December 5.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1895-11-14
SANBORN.

William Gleason, the popular ele-
vator man, was Springfield visitor
Saturday.
Ii all reports are true there will be
another wedding here. This time it
will be our drayman, P. j. Yackel.
The Winona & Dakota Grain Co.
have put in new engine, and will
commence taking in grain again about
Monday.
The farmers of this locality have
learned that our merchants give them
as good bargains as can be had in
either Springfield or Lamberton, anG
they show their appropriations of the
fact by coming here to do their trad
ing.
Sanbornites living in the vicinity of
the tow mill, are now allowed to pass
the morning hours in undisturbed re-
pose, owing to the forethought OF some
of our bright youths in removing the
whistle from the mill and placing it
beyond the reach of the engineer.
Principal Bartholomew, L. A.
Weatherby, and Misses Dineen and
Stewart attended the meeting of the
Southside Teachers Association at
Lamberton last Saturday. They re-
port large and enthusiastic gather
ing of the educators of our youth.
On Wednesday occurred the mar
riage of Willard G. Gowen and Miss
Olive Harris, both residents of this
place. The ceremony was performed
at the M. E. church, the Rev. Phillips
of Springfield officiating. A reception
was given in the evening at the Elk.
change hotel, where the many friends
of the newly married couple passed a
most enjoyable evening. The happy
pair we're the recipients of many
beautiful and costly presents.