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The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

No matter what appearances may be
the way God chooses for us is always
the best.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Don't kick if you find frog in your
milk. Frogs are cheap at eight cents
a quart.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Some men stop talking nice in church
about the time their wives begin to
clean house.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

First City Boy-What's that COW got
a bell OF for. l wonder?
Second Ditto-l suppose it's to tell
the bicycler to look out.-Puck.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

1t is better to wear a clean dress OF
homespun, than purple robe filled
with smallpox.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Nickelby-That's strange pair OF
scales you have there. suppose they
are of the Ambuscade kind.
Observation-Disclosures? What is that?
Nlckelby-Why, they lie in weight,
as it WERE
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

More water glideth by the mill than
wOtS the miller of.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

The sum of the whole is this: Walk
and be happy: walk and be healthy.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Mrs. Brown-Im sorry the jelly was
so spoilt that couldn't give you any.
l hate to throw anything away.
Il thought you'd friend who was
sick.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26
Nobody knows how weak blow he
can strike until he tries it.

A man does wrong for the same rea-
son that wolves steal sheep.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Physician-And you have felt this
way for several days? HIM! Let me
see your tongue.
Patient-It'S no use. doctor; no
tongue can tell how l suffer.-Boston
Transcript.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

elfS-AlIFi: STOPPED free by DR.. line 'SSrc't
Nerve EeSrOr~r No fitS after the nrst Gay : use
Nary.lou. cures. Treatise and s. trial bottirre,t'
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

A fool and his money are soon part
ed. for the general good of mankind.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Hegeman's Camphor Ice with 0lycerine.
Cures Chapped Hands and Face Tender or sore fec.,
Chiblains Piles &C. L. IL Clark Co.. New Haven. c.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

We will give $40 reward tor any case OF
catarrh that can not be cured with Hall
Catarrh Cure Taken internally.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo. o.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Every mothe sh n uld alw ~ 3 have At hand
bottle OF Parker's Ginger Tonic. Nothing else SO
Good for Ms weakness colds and sleepessness.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

A room hung with pictures is room
hung with thoughts.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Cora-You must be crazy to think Of
marrying poet.
Laura-But you must remember
Howard is not a common poet. He
writes advertising poetry.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Some young people who marry in
haste have to hustle SO for living
that they have no leisure in which to
reDent
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

I am entirely cured Of hemorrhage OF
lungs by Piso's Cure for Consumplon.-
Louisa L1xpAMAx, Bethany, Mo. Jan. 8, '94.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

The devil agrees with the moderate
drinker who says he can drink or let 1t
alone
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Well regulated love is six of one and
half dozen of the other.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

1t is hard to know when a man is go
ing to marry, but with woman you
can tell by the company she keeps
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

1t is but step from companionshiE
to slavery when one associates witt
vice.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

II Troubled With Sore Eyes
Jackson's Indian Eye Salve will positively
cure them. 25c at all drug stores.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Advertisements of Faber's pencils
should be set up loaded.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

4 bushful young man. like corn,
turns white when he pops.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

An after dinner speech-Wai,er.
bring me the toothpickS.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Ballet dancers never require a dress
rehearsal.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

At first a child wants the moon. =
little later he wants the earth.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Never propose to girl with hectic
flush. She might go into 4 decline.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

God is as much against giant as he
is against anybody else. when the
giant is in the wrong place.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

A Joint canvass-That which covers
q ham.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26
Metal Wheels for Your Wagons.

The season for cutting corn fodder
being close at hand, it may be we'll for
farmers to get set Of these low metal
wheels with wide tires. They can be
had any size wanted from 20 to Sc
inches in diameter, with tires from
to 8 inches wide. BY having low wheels
enables you to bring the wagon box
down low, saving one man in loading
fodder, etc. 1t is also very convenient
for loading and unloading manure,
grain, hogs, ETC.. and will save in Ia
Dor alone their cost in very short
time. These wheels are made Of best
material throughout, and have every
possible advantage over the high wood
en- wheels with narrow tires. and will
outlast a dozen of them. There will
also be no resetting of tires necessary.
and consequently no 5lacksmiths' bills
to pay. Wide tires save your horses
and prevent cutting mp your fields.
For further Information write The
Empire Manufacturing Co., Quincy,
ILL.,, who will mail catalogue free upon
application.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Still water runs deep; but still
whiskey is generally clear out of sight.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Matrimony is a hard teacher, b'
some people will learn under.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26
SIS marriage a failure?''

us marriage fallure
mo, not as m cans OF grace.
"Er-what?"
1T leads to repentance. Truth.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Nothing can make us absolutely
fearless under all circumstances. except
knowing that God is with us.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

When the stomach is satisfied, the
food is bitter.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Wit is the god of moments, but gen
ius is the god oNages.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

so the insolent fellow refused to
pay his rent
''He did not say SO in words but he in
timated it.
''HOw sO?"
s.He kicked me down stairs"
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Philosophy teaches a man not only
| how to live. but best of all how to die.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Enthusiastic Mason, who thinks he
detected sign:-''Are you Master
Mason?'
Irish Lord:-"Phat the divil do yez
take me fer-do l look like mendicant?
No. sor. I'm plumber
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

"Hanson's Magic Corn 8aive."
Warranted to cure money refunded Ask your
druggist for il. Price Is cents.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Brown-Hello, Jones. HOw's Your
wife?
Jones "a little deaf)-Very buster
ing and disagreeable this morning.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

While white signifies purity, it
doesn't apply to milk.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Laziness is patience gone to seed.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Cold and distant-The North Pole.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Now IL the time to cure your COrns
with Hinder,Orns. II takes them out Perieoti
comfort TO the feet Ask your druggist for it, 5c
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26
Highest of all Leavenng Powe-Latest U s. Govt Report
R@H!aa!l! RsaR$
ABSOLUTELY PURE

Points about oysters-blue points
Most people eat to fill, but the den
fist fills to eat.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Cora-Are you sure Blanche hates
her SO?
Miss Snyder-Yes: they are always
kissing.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Solomon What's the matter with
your thermometer? 1t seems to be out
Of order"
Hiram:-''No. it's all right. It's a
Masonic thermometer -33 degrees is as
high as it can go."-UnknOwn.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Child-Do you think we will have a
thunderstorm tonight?
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

Child-Then / needn't bother saying
my prayers. I'm only afraid of thun-
der.-Truth.
The Globe-republican., 1895-09-26

lVy'034!!
ABSOLU1
1t is hard to know when a man is go
ing to marry, but with woman you
ian tell by the company she keeps
Well regulated love is six of one and
half dozen of the other.
A fool and his money are soon part
ed. for the general good of mankind.
Matrimony is hard teacher, but
some people will learn under.
First City Boy-What's that cow got
a bell on for. wonder?
Second Ditto-l suppose it's to tell
the bicycler to look out.-Puck.
Some young people who marry IN
haste have to hustle so for living
that they have no leisure in which to
repent.
Every m othe sh q uld alw avs have at hand
n bottle OF ParIer's Ginger Tonic. Nothing else so
good for pain. weakness. colds and sieeplessness.
The devil agrees with the moderate
drinller who says he can drink or let 1t
alone.
Now IL the time to cure your COrns
with HindertOr ns. 1t takes them out periecti
gives comfort TO the feet Ask your druggist for H.
Cora-Are YOU sure Blanche hates
her SO?
Miss Snyder-Yes: they are always
kissing.
Nickelby-That's strange pair OF
scales YOU have there. l suppose they
are of the Ambuscade kind.
Observation-Disclosures? What is that?
Nlckelby-Why, they lie in weight.
as it were.
We will give $40 reward tor any case o
catarrh that can not be cured with Hall:
Catarrh Cure Taken internally.
F. CHENEY Il CO.. Props, Toledo, y
lis marriage failure?''
NO. not as m cans of grace"
''Er-what?"
1T leads to repentance. Truth
A Joint canvass-That which cover
a ham.
Cold and distant-The North Pole.
Ba llet dancers never require a dres
rehearsal.
| At first a child wants the moon. :
/ little later he wants the earth.
am entirely cured of hemorrhage G
| lungs by Piso's Cure for Consumption
| LOUISA LINDAMAN, Bethany, Mo. Jan. 8, -
While white signifies purity,
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ORDER OF PUBLICATION.
In the Circuit Court for Charles County

The object of this proceeding is to procure
the ratification and confirmation of a sale
made on the 25th day Of February, 1895. by
j. Marine Barch Collector OF State and conn
ty taxes of the Fourth Collection District oil
Charles county, for the years 1888. 1889,
1892 and 1898, ola tract ofland in said eoun-
ty, assessed in the name of Thouas W.
Bridget, C. T. and T. H Bridget.
That the said Collector having made re-
port to this Court OF said sale, together with
all the proceedings had in relation thereto,
and the said proceedings having been examin
ed by the Court and the same appearing reg
ular, and the provisions of law, in relation
thereto appearing to have been complied " ith
1t is therefore this 3rd day Of April, 1895,
BY the Circuit Court tor Charles County, ad-
judged, ordered and decreed that notice be
given by the insertion Of II copy of this rider
in the MARYLAND iNDEPESDENT a newspaper
published in Charles COUNTY Mar, land, once
a week for four successive weeks tefOre the
4th day OF Mas A D. 1895, warning all per-
sons interested in said prop rty to be and mp
pear in this Court by the said 4th day Of May
A. D. 1885,, to show cause, if any they have,
VIII, said sale should not be iati6ed and con-
frmed
J. B BROOKE, A j.
apr DIT
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EXECUTORS NOTICE.

Orphans COURT OF CHARLES County, Scr.
March 26, 1895.
.ORDERED by the Court, that Mary
4 Frazier, Executrix, of Kate Frazier
aHsseassss,lr give the notice required by law to
NE creditors Of said deceased, TO exhibit their
cla;ms. legally authenticated, by advertise
,ns , inserted in some one newspaper publish
al IN Charles county, Maryland, once in each
,f three successive weeks.
True copy-test:
~SF.MATTINGLY, Reg. Wills Chas' Co
NOTICE.
rT>HB is to give notice, that the subscriber
las obtained from the Orphans Court Of
charts county, Maryland, letters of tesla
wsnar, on the personal estate OF
KATE FRAZIER,
[ IL Of said county, deceased. All persons
Isfing claims against said deceased are here
d warned to exhibit the same, with the
uchers thereof legally authenticated. to the
!. Ssgcriber, on or before the 26th day Of Sept
'next. They may otherwise BY law be ex-
cluded from all benefit of said deceased estate
Given under my hand this 18th day Of
March, 1895.
MARY FRAZIER,
nh 29-im Executiix of Kate Frazier.
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How About Marylandl-

?
IL being said about the increase in the lum-
ber Of settlers who are finding new homes in
The South. says tie American. Several car
loads of prospectors are examining Southern
lands this week. The Southern Railroad
Company, after the reorganization, made a
sirong and intelligent effort to draw new peo-
pic, and already abundant success is attend
ins the enterprise. The travel has increased;
fbe inquiries for farm industrial properties
are doubled, and a spirit ofactivity is abroad
But how about Maryland? Here we have
lands ss good as the best ard as cheap as the
cheapest. There are wonderful bargains
within few hours of Baltimore. No such
opportunities are to be found in the United
States. And yet we are doing nothing 10 tell
people OF these things. Immigrants of ii
very desirable class come into our port and
keep on TO the West. Prospectors and CAPT
tadsts pass through our city, and invest in
less advantageous properties elsewhere a,
rates tsr less favorable than they could fiud
10 Maryland. TITS city and this State are
missing critical opportunities. Both should
90 more advertising
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have bis priso0o. confined until he could tat
b;s w;,nesses Se,ore the grand Jury anu "a
., Chanel point has not been eaarge'
I'll tho crime of Incendsrism, hut Nh
w. that Chanel Point might not come !,
81 c"o share Of suspicion. lneendarism, INK
The cry az stop taief, may have oeen u.,eS's
AZ La Plata TO divert attention irOm 'ne "'
tual crimiDal2 ~, ,h;nt
What does my brother Daniel J. mp l,r,
,his Scr;ntnrp? al am the Lord that ~ 4. a
! ,eib the tokens of the liars, and make Az
viners mad. that tut meth wise men oasK R
and maketh their knowledge foolish. is
ware nv brotherl This Scripture IS Ve' u,s
nlieable to the cause Jou have esPO Jg
! Agaio ~ am the Lord even SAYING 70 a
salem. liza Plata). Thou shat DC Oul' Nam
10 The temple, (court housed, the ioun
shall be 5" ,.s Cd
Now apart from scripture qaoisu \
think nv brother Daniel j. stietop y
zeal away beyond reason or Huv
There is no reason why members o. (.
litical party. or otherwise, cannot
sistency and propriety meet togehei \,
cuss matters Of aLy kind, poli'lcal u |,
wise without the call OF ChalrtnaH,
County Ger trail Committee. MI "a
a gentlemen of too much good souua nd
reason. and Judgment to 20 sput,elu If
snitune FIRE at every Republican wnVse /.
erenre for the place for the court NOV "a
10 plata Mr.. Mudd cannot AFFORD 10 nv
s,,cb men TRAITORS" Mr.. Mudd Is =
Gentlemen of sense and ability, whose ~
'.,I aspirations are not on the wane MI,
means they run in higher plane ior II,
and fame than that Of simply locat,1gA
honse AZ either La Plata or Chapel
H. Nudd ousht to know, and douOuess
, Lno,v that. had he been associated
S;garant class of men ''in the meme :
oamnsigr of 1891 that the devil nllSl )
Win Ia plata and Chapel Point both tn
in could not have made him 1.-THE vlcti
the treason of the alleged prominent NJ 4 M
cans who are piring 10 this can. d,s,
therefor my brother, daniel =. NOPE lnad
e our mutual friend, the Hon. sidney d ,,s1s,
: down to your miserable level OF incouIib NJ I,
d and v:ndictiveuess, for your LABOR WIN 4, \
IS vain Every man has Goc-Vi'eu n nj
y use his franchise as be thinks pes ~ o.,
IS marty aud for bis country ana iot ~ ~ ~
hest personal interests. Why ihen SUI n
ipgs of bitterness almost verglhg ~"
Ie brother Daniel J. seems TO think nc sp'nk
d 10 frighten the devil out o. OF NV NV
!. do not think and act as be does S'nei
r, remember you are only man :" Nsais AL ~.
Y mon So calm Yourself my braber; We aoh'
r. scare worth a cent at anyhlng no greater
q Iban a man. If Chapel Pout is the place o.
n vour choice vote for it, ana ~oYs go ~
le If you choose, and when the oa'ss ,hs,se
\. ne all clasp hands and rejoice to9etnel 'na he
3, great difficulty, the great roeA Ia gu
1t both the great parties IN TINS r1uuN
1 80, hoeo,,,o ,s--.-4, .iah vren removed
forever and let us then come together in our
great common cause tina advancement Of Re-
publican principles, and devote our best en-
ergies tn the prosperity OF our country
REPUBLICAN
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NOmuiuuiChlou
Mr.. Edtor:-Please state to the people in
yonr paper that | am not in favor OF Chapel
Point although my name appears in the Times,
and they bad no right to put it there,
Yours truly,
GEORGE E, Hicks.
The above is hut the sample of many slate
ments received from prisons complaining
about the misuse of their names in the so call
ed CALI published in the Port Tobacco
III IS. thus showing the deception that Is be-
ing practiced upon unsuspecting persons.
DR. Gardirer states that he was written to by
the Times asking if he was in favor of III
elections, and he replied he was, without FL
moment supposlng his name would De at
tached to a paper as favoring Chapel Point
for the county seat.
Mr.. Walter Cox stated, before the alleged
paper came to the light of critical inspection
that he was asked by Mr. P. X. Wills TO sign
d paper. He asked Mr. Wills If it was in tn
interest of Chapel Point as the county seal
Mr.. Wills replied mo it was only in the 10
terest of fair election, which oil course ever
decent man wants, but low and behold wheG
the paper is published it turned out to be ca
for the assembling in primary meetings Of vo
tiers who favor Chapel Point for the count
seat
Mr. S B. Barkly and many others who's
names appear attached to the paper, say the
We're deuded into signing the same, upon tb
statement mot reading it themselves. that
: wa. ia the iolerest of fair election only.
TITS shows how little genuineness there
{ in TIE efforts of many Chapel Pointers Th
: attempt to make Chapel Point the count
: seat is scheme and nothing but a scheul
: loundedSn the deepest kind of malignlty'
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dwellings burned 1.-The dwelling nea

w.ISorf belonging to the heirs of the late A..
w Ns,iow. vas destroyed ny FIRE. No cause
,'sn he assigned for theconfagration. The house
sas nnoreapied at the time Of the occurrence.
Y, ,,.s insured in the Montgomery Fire In
surance Company tor $3.50
On tuesday night OF last week the dwell
inc louse of Mrs Margaret Wathen, near
i.IIaly Springs" this county, took hre at
US burned. The fire is supposed to have
,rlginated from II spark from the chimney
falling on the roof. 1t was first discovered
about clock at night. Mrs. WSthen losl
some household stuff,
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1895-04-12

Eseaped.--One Of the afflicted women
made her escape from Newburg secn0n on
Wednesday, and took the traln at rope
Greek for parts unknown She was getuls
well and Just in state 10 disslmins'e tne
contagious disease about the county IL Is
said she was bound for Howard county.
Detectives were at once nut on her tract ou'
so far she hes not been caught.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1895-04-12

Alexander Army knew no defeat The sam
81 true Of Dr. Fenner's Golden Relief. It's war
ranted to relieve t0othache, neuralgia, head.
ache, or any other pain in 2 to minutes -
Also bruises, wounds, wire-cuts, swellings,
bites, burns, summer complaints, collie, also
in horses), diarrhea, dysentery and Rux. II
satisfaction not given money returned. Fol-
sale by all dealers and W. W. Padgett, Port
Tobacco
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countv Commissioners Meeting

Couhty CsHtSiO ~ o., =,
The County Commissioners AS the county
Board of Health held meeting Yesterday ~
take such action ss was deemed necessary
10 prevent the spreading Of small pox, ana &c
look after the interests of tue SICK people
Ever, thing had heen done BY pr- ,
Owens that was necessary so the Botfd dlu
nothing fnrthur but 10 clothe him win an
limited authority to do whatever be think'
best in treating the sick and in stamping ou
the disease
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1895-04-12

uredictions of Weather Bureau of the United
States DepaI tmenf II Agriculture prove true
the weather during April will bc cloudy
They claim but nine days will tie perfectly
clear. The month will be somewhat warmer
than is usual in April, the mean temperature
being placed at fifty three degrees. There vii
be onl, about } l6 inches of rain during ih'
month. For eleven days there will be rain
The warmest April on record was in 1878
when the mean temperature was htty-elghi
degrees. The coolest April was ip x IL ~,
vrees. The time in April when to expect .
Slliug frost will be about the li,h
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1895-04-12
Transfers OF Property.-Deeds I'D

Transfers Of Property.-Deeds from
L. A. Wilmer, Trustee, to Hicks. for
'SmalIwood's Plains" etc; S845; Same
Trustee, to James P. Hicks, for "Small WOODS
Plainss S. Alex Haislip to Sarah + SIM
mons, for Maiden Fair" $50. Ben Locks
and al to S. R. Love, for 1856 acres Of Iaudi
ST..
Mortgage from NJ. B Berry and al 10 A; J
Schwartz, on "William's Purchase" 800.
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was told b by Ssr Thomas, Of Junction civ III
and that there was no hon. nT mad consumption
c cotss h Oh Dr. Kings New DiseoVsrn er but two
Essr is ss for j; ,aysd t MF
cisco, suffered from a dreadful coil San Fran
ing consumption, tried without "a, approach
New sss eTS a SDiFai t S9e So.
he Is naturally thankful. Its snc vas eured ;
when these are samples, that Prov .ssssuits, of
deriui emcaey OF this medicine in con-, me Won.
colds. Free trial bottles ReguIa oughs an
and 81, For sale by W. W. Padgett re Re Soe,Ss
baeeo. ess' fort 10
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1895-04-12

The little ones are the life and JOY of the
household, and no home is complete or natu-
raj without them. For all their little ills and
worriments DR.. Fenner's Soothing Syrup IS
superior 10 all others. Warranted to satisfy
or money refunded. For sale by all dealers
and W, W .adgett. Port Tobacco
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1895-04-12

x.,nr.lly fair compilations would be the
rsther than the exception, as uniortu-
,a,slv it is at present, if the ladies would
wholly abandon cosmetics, and more gener-
ali, keep the blood pure and vigorous by the
use of Ayers Sarsar ariIla, the only reliable
blood purifier.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1895-04-12

sale PostpOned.-ln Consequence o. inc ls
small pox prevailing in the nelghoornoou u
Newburg and Shiloh, the sale oil mercnanu,se
and other personal property auVeruseu .!
Messrs. Stone and Posey, trustees, 10 oe
.old at those places on saturday una hohuay
ncxt will he indefinitely postponed