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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31
WARPS THE FINGERS.
4 Qaeer Rheumatic Aneetfos While
Causes Patients Much Pain

-
Causes Patients Much Pain
The joints Of the human body, like
those of q machine. are provided with
alubricating substance which performs
the same Office as the oil This sub
stance is called synovial fluid, from two
Greek words meaning with" and
"egge;" and the name has been adopted
from a supposed resemblance TO the
white of an egg. IL consists of water.
holding in solution mucin, albumen,
fat and inorganic salts Mucin, or
Gus, which lines the bronchial tube.
and becomes disagreeably prominent
when you get bad cold. Alburnen il
a very peculiar substance, found every
where in nature II Is especially
abundant in blood, muscles and bones
II exists In its purest form in the white
Of an egg. Fat consists Of two similar
substances, oleine and stearine. the
former constituting the oily and the
latter the solid part Inorganic salts
are substances which do no; decay
after death.
All of these parts. when dissolved IN
the water which is present in the joint.
make q very fne oil Witbou, this
synovia, or human lubrica;ing oil. all
of the joints OF the body would be stiff
How much we owe 70 IL may be real
lied IL you think for q moment Of The
large number of joints ia the human
frame. and how often they are put 20
use II you wiggle toe. move a En-
ger. turn your head. close your jaw. or
perform any one OF q dozen similar
acts, you are calling into play this
eggy substance. which learned men
are pleased 20 term "synoviz-
II, now. this oil should give Out. or
become diseased. or refuse 20 perform 4
its function, the resnl: viii De the /
same a. IN the case Of machine which /
come sore and stiff with rnsuEstosd i
srthri;is. and. finally. viii refuse ~
act Bot. in addition 20 this. the disease
which bsx already dried Sp The oil viii
often cz1se the al accent bones 70 b>-
come distorted. desorDe1- and s-olscs-
The patient suffers great pain. and "a
many cases IL Is impossible 70 asO-d
reli.t
I; Il impossible 20 giTs Any one par
.icuiar cause for The dss<ase- Eaea
case has ia OWE czsse- The synaptos3s
Are usually Intense pain aud harden
ing and swelling and dis.or;s0n % the
joints add sezDentA
Among the ia5isati0cs that ihs
tisease - approaching ar4 these Pc
rzliar wan, Of astnai heat xnc q
~ser<s Of ehiiliness- f;hls was noted "a
in ons case for three years
nd &c snotAer for soese year b~tor-
lie toin.A became sFer.<4 xft<s uk-<s
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31
1404

Mr.. ]. X. Fowler. secretary and treas
urer of the Corinne Mill, Canal and
Stock Co, of Corinne, Utah, in speak
ing OF Chamberlain Cough Remedy.
says: II consider it the best in the
market / have used many kinds but
lind Chamberlain's the most prompt
and effectual in giving relief and now
keep no other in my home" When trou-
bled with cough or cold give this rem
edy trial and We assure you that You
viii be more than pleased with the re-
suit. For sale by druggists or Cham
berlain Medical Co. direct
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31
Taking M Chancea

yes" said little Jim 10 his juvenile
friend. I'm gointer run away from
home"
And fight Tndiansg'
81 don't know about that But I'm
goin' to get away from what's comm.
I've had paws trousers cut down 20 81
me an never found fault But since
NAV got wheel and 10 weariu' bloom
ers, I'm takin' no more chances -
Washington Star.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31
On November LIST.

The Red Front Racket will occupy the
entire first floor of the Getto block.
Main and Second, when a fresh invoice
OF sample shoes. direct from the fac
tory, will be opened and sold, retail at
last springs wholesale prices. Come to
our old stand and help us move our big
stock OF groceries, produce, etc. You
can take them away at cost; some less
TAPP BROS. & HANSAW.
40 At $40 n Main
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31

There was hustle and confusion OF
the ship
What is the trouble?" asked a pas
senger who had just come on deck.
Sprung a leak Four feet of water
IN the hold" answered sailor.
''PoohP' said the passenger, scorn
fully. -Four feet of water! Better
let me at the pumps"
What do you know about it?''
''What do / know about it? I'm Q
retired lkman-"-Brooklyn Life
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31
a CHERRY TREE STORY.



"You observe this plain gold ring on
nv little finger" said the man from
Chicago. turning the eirclet OF a. IL Il
were q brass nut or screw, 1t has nv
wife's full name engraved IN the in
side Well. il a our engagement and
wedding ring. Ny vile lost IL one
6ay when we lived near San Francisco.
aud. though we searched high snd low.
we couldn't find t. One day. nearly
two years later. friend of ozrz IL
sisted on presenting ne -ith snail
cherry tree -
~TlI tske = cigar this tine. please.
remarked the man frors OIL City.
Il said cherry tree" consiszed TIE
nae from Chicago. -and Tn gising
you a true s;cry. Well this oSer q ny
friend was declined q; ars. bus nv wife
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31

I'm the Vestry.-Strange Minister Ito
Elder)-''Do you come TO the pulpit for
the collection" Elder-"Na. ma.
We're no partickler to bawbee here!"
Punch.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31

Wife, should think you would bs
ashamed 70 wear such a shabby hat.
You ought not 20 say anything.
Just look at how your pa amas bag al
the knees brooklyn Life.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31
Result. one side feeds ont :

Result, one side feeds out mutton
chops, t'other three-dollar pants. all
wool n yard wide. Say, you amt
got quarter, has you? Thanks, good.
day."
And he slid around the corner and
dived through the folding doors N.
Y. World.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31

Change of time on Santa Fe Route.
Commencing Tuesday, Oct, %, train
No. 406 will leave at 11:15 a. m, and
train No. 40S at 1910 p. m, and train
No. 431 on Wichita and Western rail-
way Will leave att 500 a. m.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31

When Bc5y was sick, we gave her castoria.
When she Was Child. she cried for Cas.oria-
When she became Miss, she chung to CaStoria.
When she had Ch',dss1, she gave them castoris
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31

While down in the southwest part OF
tne state some time ago says Mr.. W
Chalmers, editor OF the Chica 1CalN ~
terprise, Il had an attack OF dvse1terv
Having heard OF Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Diarhoea Remedy.I bought
bottle. A couple OF doses Of il com
pletely cured me. Now I am a cham
plon or that remedy for all stomach
and bowel complaints" For sale by
druggists or Chamberlain Medical Co
direct.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31

They are still at it, hot-making
picture frames, for cost Of molding at
Martins art store. Join the procession
and be served, now. 142 1t
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31

Many common people of England
believe that the guinea pig has no
ears It's ears are very small and lie
very close to the head
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31

ARE you GOING TO KANSAS CITY,
REMEMBER THE MISSOURI PA
ClFIC RAILWAY COMPANY
IS the ony line that runs a strictly
Michit2-hansas City train. Leavipg
wichita At sos p. m. arriving at Kan
sss City mex; morning at 7:e0. This
trsin Is made up at Wichita. and there
tore always leaves on time. Nice chair
ears and Pullman sleeper-.
Notice the leaving time. ard the next
s,me you 60 10 Kansas City take the
Missouri Pacific. Always on ,;ms
Never late. Fine equipment. Leaves
wichita al reasonable hour ana ar
rives at Kansas City neither too Iate
nor too early. Ticket Office iI4 North
Main street. Depot corner Second and
Wichita streets
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31

Joe,s market. PA n. Main. is fully
stocked with fresh fish and oysters.
beef, pork and cured meats 142 81
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31
r1rnumsr.nr,ar Ex,ns.ce.

Sandstone - Weren't you dancing
with Miss Galloway last night?
Fiddleb back - Yes How did you
know?
II saw her going into chiropodist's
this morning Life.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31
CRAWFORD GRAND OPERA HOUSE.

Oysters In bulk, fresh lake fish, the
good kinds OF fresh and smoked meats
-Joe's market, PA ". Main 14O ST
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31
CHANGE OF TIME ON THE FRISCO
LINE

Sunday, October 20. train No. 4. Allan
tic express, Will leave Wichita at II 90
a. m, instead of 10:40 a. m. and train
No. at 800 a. m. instead of 5;O5 a m
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31

Good meats, green and dry: fresh fish
AND select oysters, are heathful and
satisfying-the only sorts that Jackson
keeps, at e44 y. Main. 142 d
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31

All the good kinds of fresh meats.
pure hogs lard. etc, at Whitlock's. p
S.-Very fine oysters in bulk, just in.
I42 2t
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-10-31
THIs famous new woman
Still charming appears,
She's advanced" IN ideas.
But never in years.

"THE only thing don't like abou, Miss
teeler is her bathing suit" That isn't
E-ch against her."-Life.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08

In view of the periodical reports
of famine in different countries, 1t
is strange that corn is so abundant
in the United States as to be
cheaper than coal for fuel. Is it
on account Of the exactions of the
railway companies that the corn
cannot be carried to the seaports
and shipped at some profit to
lads of less plenty beyond the
seas? Should such be the case
the American people have only to
realize the fact, and the Populist
party would rise speedily and
overshadow either of the two old
parties.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08
NUUANU STREAM.

Since it has been determined
rs sanitary necessity that Nuu-
anu stream should be walled in,
She work should be pushed for
ward to completion and not allow
ed to drag along for year. No
mistakes should be committed in
the engineering Of the work. The
walls must not, for instance, be
constructed so as to dam back
SUFFICE waters that ought to be
drained off by the stream. A
1aon-professional idea is that the
deepening of the mid-channel for
the whole course Of the stream
through town, with the construc-
tion of sloping embankments Of
bubble masonry not higher than
necessary to confne the normal
low, would fulfil all the ends de-
sired. All the low lands that are
.uot going to be filled up for either
building or public park purposes
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08

control its own cable to Hawaii.
American interests there are sufli-
GENTLY important to warrant us
in laying the cable as a war
measure, if for no other reason,
and the Government can collect
tolls and earn interest on the in
vestmcnt inst as a private corpo-
ration. We think the cable
should be either purely
public or purely private
and not a private in
stitution aided and supported by
Government subsidy. A cable
line is wholly unlike small
steamship line. The first cost is
practically all there is to it, the
expense of maintenance and re
pairs being very slight.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08
REMAINING WORK.

Some time should be set, from
the last case of cholera reported
at which Honolulu may be de-
clared clean and claim all the
rights and privileges of clean
port, with regard to both foreign
and internal commerce. Whatever
may remain to be done, however,
for securing the absolute purifca-
ton OF the officially-called infected
districts ought to be done with
the greatest possible expedition.
Suspected waters should be drain
ed away to the sea at any cost,
and fouled water courses be
thoroughly disinfected. Sanitary
inspection must be strictly main
tanned, not merely for few
months after the disease has dis
appeared, but for all time. Ships
from infected countries will
have to be admitted only
with the greatest caution, and
persons and goods coming there
by be subjected to thorough quar-
antine. There are people here
who still persist in saying that
the recent plague was not i'm
ported, and who predict that it
will make it's appearance again
next summer. Even if conditions
can be proved existent which
would justify this opinion, we be-
lieve that it is in the power of the
authorities to prevent its justiii-
cation by events. The same
measures that have been avaiIing
to prevent the spread and long
prevalence of the disease will, if
there is anything in the law of
cause and effect, prevent the re-
currence of the visitation or at
least check its progress be-
yond a few isolated cases.
What is required of the authori-
ties in particular and the commu-
nifty in general is to do the duty
that is in sight today and leave
tomorrow to eventualities. Should
the recent visitation be but tho
precursor of others, the authori-
ties and the citizens and the
physicians have the benefit of ex-
perience in battling against it.
This fact should tell upon any
similar situation that may arise
in years of the near future, and
give to the community in the
meantime immunity from distress
ing fears that might otherwise be
harbored.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08

could be cheaply drained into the
stream. The Board of Health
should adopt a regulation declar-
ing stagnant waters and dank
boys in the town limits to be com
mon nuisances, and property
owners having such holdings
would probably then see that
they were drained.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08

The sudden closing of one Of
the largest schools in San Francis
co under peremptory orders of
the Board of Health, leads the
Chronicle to remark
The closing of the Richmond
school by Superintendent Mould
er, under direction of the Board
Of Health, is an act deserving of
commentator. 1t is true that it
will deprive some four hundred
scholars, for the time being, of
the opportunity of prosecuting
their studies, but what shall it
avail a pupil if he learn the rule
of three and lose his health An
education may be attained under
the most adverse circumstances,
but to regain bodily health, when
once it is lost, SURPRISES the skill
of all the pedagogues in the
world.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08

There is very little excitement
among the members of the Sharp.
shooters Company over the COM
ing election of officers which is to
take place on Monday evening,
and the regular ticket will in all
probability 90 through without
opposition. This means the pro-
motion of +. l.. Dodge to the
captaincy, and the election of
Walter Wall and }. L. Mclean as
first and second lieutenants.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08

An exchange says that labor
seems to be drug in the Austria
liam market; farm laborers are
paid ~. % to 50 so a week, boys
from 81 to Is cents u week, bakers
1913 and woodchoppers 1926 a
week At these rates it might
pay our sugar planters to look
into the matter.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08

According to report printed
elsewhere, Japan is adopting a
policy of petty prescription
against goods not of japanese
manufacture in Corea. This is
hardly compatible with the dig
nifty Japan has acquired in woging
a successful war against China
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08

There was no quarrel between
the Board of Education aud St.
Louis College in regard to re-
opening. All the roaring was
done by space-fIlers on an ever
ing paper who wanted to get a dig
at the Board.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08
OBSERVATIONS.

1t may well be said that cor
porations have no souls when
steamship companies will carry
Chinese immigrants in the last
stages of consumption and risk
the chances of their dying on the
voyage.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08

Upon the decision of the Ger.
man Government to expel all for
eign socialists, journal of that
country predicts the advent of a
military dictatorship.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08

Members of Congress will find
an electric button on each of
their desks at the coming session,
giving them connection with an
annunciator i'll each cloak room.
The messengers are not to be en-
We'd until the novelty of pressing
the button has worn off.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08

An interesting item appears in
this issue about German CONNER
cial unions. 1t may in part ex-
plain the fact that, as class, the
large number of young Germans
who have come to this country are
exceptionally intelligent aud
otherwise desirable as residents
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08

Mrs. Mary E. Lease, the Popu-
list orator, has come out in an
interview charging ex-senator
John ]. Ingalls, with habitual
plagiarism. She says he has
built up his splendid reputation
as an orator by using quotations
stolen from French and Spanish
writer's. His speeches are beaut:-
full mosaic work, but not his own,
says Mrs. Lease, and he is
the most erratic, Inconsistent,
contradictory, pitifdl and con-
temptible figure in Kansas his
tory" This coming from bril-.
liant woman is pretty hard on
Mr.. ingalls,, but his speeches have
as Il rule been characterized more
by sound than by sense anyway.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08

During the dull days of the
plague we have ovcrhaulcd all
of our immense stock and
marked down prices to suit the
times. just look at the goods
and compare the prices with
those you have been paying in
the past
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08

with the ostensible object Of
forcing political reforms upon
Corea.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08

On the cholera question the
San Francisco Chronicle says:
I'm the matter Of a disease like
cholera there is one golden rule
to be observed, which is that
cleanliness is health. However
much scientists may differ as to
questions of cause and effect in
zymotic diseases, they agree that
the best preventive against the
spread of such diseases is cleanli-
ness. Cholera, yellow fever and
all such diseases seek dirt and
filth as unerringly as a hyena
finds carrion, and once establish,
ed, the disease is next to impos-
sible of dislodgment.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08
Timely Topics
Judge Ogden of Oakland

woman some good advice when
he refused to grant her a
divorce. The couple had been
married three years and were
quite young, but they evident
ly got along about as well as
most married people do. How
ever, the youngwoman thought
she ought to have a divorce
and filed a complaint against
J her husband alleging cruelty.
The specific facts set forth
were that her husband fire.
quentIy slapped her, whether
pIayfully or not the complaint
does not state, and that once
he spoke Grossly to her. This,
however, was while the huS-
band was putting up a stove,
and therefore cannot be Won
dered at. On another occasion
the young wife says her huS-
band threatened her, but in
answer to the Judge she ex-
planned he had only told her
the proper thing to bring her
under subsection would be to
raise a family. But this poor
husbands greatest offense lay
in his feet. He had big ones
according to his wife, and on
one occasion he had the auda-
CITY to place them in her lap,
and she said, che had his boots
off,"
In refusing to grant a divorce
on such trivial testimony Judge
Ogden gave the wife a little
fatherly lecture. " You can
hardly expect the court to grant
you a divorce upon such teSti-
mony. If we were to grant
you a divorce upon that show
ing there would not be a
couple in Oakland that would
not be entitled to divorce. 1t
is impossible to find human
nature that is ideally perfect.
There are many little imper-
fections that education and IS
ISOLATION will smooth off, and
married people must exercise
forbearance and patience. In
stead of widening the breach
close it up. A young couple
such as you are will find mar
ried life a very happy existence
if you will return to your home
and not do just what you have
been doing heretofore
That Oakland Judge had
some sense, indeed it is ap-
parent that his wisdom arose
from experience. 1t is a pity
there are not more like him. If
there were there would be
fewer divorces and more hap
py homes. What is home
without a mother-in-law and
the privilege of putting your
feet on your wife's lap without
putting your boots on first.
All of which reminds us of
another little story. By the
steamer Australia we have re-
ceived one of the largest con-
signments of hardware ever
landed on these fly speckS of
the Pacific. It comprises an
assortment of plated ware, ideal
coffee pots, three and five
thousand gallon tanks, steel
wire cloth, flour sifters, black
smiths bellows, wire mats,
cutlery, feather busters, hoe
handles, California lawn Sprink-
lerS, lanterns, shovels, rice
plowS, bath tub enamel, Dis
Ston'S No. 2 cane knives, mill
saw files, sole leather and as
sorted goods such as varnishes,
patent water closets, paint
burners, Hendry's mixed
paints, hose in all sizes and
qualities, metallic paint in oil
and shooting coats.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08
Cholera

Is pau and the city Of Honolulu
Is today the clcanest spot on
earth. We've had sickness in
the town but II Is over and
every one is happier in conse-
quencc, reaction has set in and
business is on the move again.
Ladies' do not have to devote
so much time to house clean
ing affairs, and they can give
some of the hours during the
day to making their dresses or
selecting material for them.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08

Mrs. Yeomans, a sister of Presi-
dent Cleveland, is quoted as being
quite positive that he would not
be a candidate for reelection. Her
principal reasons for believing so
are the Presidents desire to re-
tire from public life and his OPP
position to a third term. His de-
sire would likely give way before
an enthusiastic nomination of his
party, and, according to Senator
Gray, his election would only give
him a second term in consecutive
order, which is not violative of the
widely accepted tradition against
third term.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08

In an article on "a Hawaiian
Cable" the San Francisco Chron-
icLe, referring to Colonel SpaId-
ing's scheme, says;-
1t would be much better for
the Government to take the mat
ter in hand directly, and lay and
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-08
BY AUTHORITY.
BUREAU OF PUBLIC LANDS.

BY Authority of the Commissioners of Pub
Lands Mr.. c. p. Iaukca is appointed Sub
agent OF Public lands for the Island of Oahu,
such appointment bearing date september
TIL 1895.
For the Commissioners,
j +. BROWN.
Commissioner and Agent of Public Lands.
1885,