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The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
vy,ruvr rp rANDc TINT MIMI.
kiss
Just a SINGLE one. bat she shook her

WITH HER HANDS IN MINE.
With her hands in mine, I begged for q
kiss
Just a single one, bat she shook her
head.
She couldn't allow the coveted bliss,
She didn't believe in kissing, she said
And she'd box my ears if I gave any sign
Of forcing my wish with her hands in
mine.
With her hands in mine plead and
plead,
But she wouldn't relent, it was all in
a.s vain.
Then I slowly stopped to her lips SO red
And 1 kissed them over and over again;
For we both Of us knew, and we didn't
repine.
That her threat went for naught-with
her hands in mine.
T. L. Sappington, in Truth.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
AcrIF.pROcr,A1MEn ASS

A story is told Of a certain committee
meeting in which the proceedings COM
menced with noise, and gradually became
uproarious At last one Of the disputants
losing all control over his emotions. eS-
claimed:
s.sir, you are, I think. the biggest ass
that l ever had the misfortune to set eyes
upon"
'.Order! Order!w said the chairman,
gravely. 'You seem to forget that am
in the ROOM,
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30

APPET1ZING.
Minnie-Nr. Yabsey says that you'set the
most appetizing luncl1eons he ever tasted.
Mamie-Indeed?
Minnie-Yes, indeed IEe said he colld
eat more after one OF your ltincheons than
he could after anyone's else
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
cp1rEI crrET TRJ-sT

A CRUEL, CRUEL TRUST.
The subdued light in the room made
even his polkadot necktie thing Of
beauty.
For fully three minutes they had sat
amid silence which it seemed cruel to
break.
Then he stirred uneasily.
Don't you think
Again he stirred uneasily.
-.'don't you think Miss Lulu, that it
is great mistake for man like me. to
travel through life alone?"
She regarded him fxedly for a, moment.
Wont your
The words came slowly and with fine
enunciation.
won't your mother ellaperon- you g.
To this day she is uncertain whether 1t
was Is or II seconds that elapsed before
he took his. hat and his departure sinful
staneouSly.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
THE WHOLE TRUTH.

Here is your dime,'' said the kind
hearted man; "but-tel the truth, now
weren't You lying when you said you
wanted it to buy food with?''
IT was,,'' admitted the wanderer.
II thought so..- Now run along and get
your whiskey.'
4"Oh, sir, you rl1isiudge me. promised
to confess all and I will. I intend to
spend this coin for bath"
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
p1-Tr1NG HIM ON HIS FEET.

= PUTTING HIM ON HIS FEET
Hazel tell you it is a great thing to
have a. quarrel once in while. My best
girl and / haven't spoke for three weeks.
Nutte-I don't see why you should feel
SO good about it.,
1Hazel-Just think of all the money I've
Wed.-Judge.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30

THE CORNFED PHILOSOPHER.
"Pardon me for disagreeing,' said the
cornfed philosopher to the earnest youth
who had just asserted that rum" had
never done any good. you forget how ex-
who never would have amounted to any
thing. even if they had never seen drop
Of the stuff
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
Beware of Ointnents For Catarrls That
Contain f1erCury.

as mercury will surely destroy the sense
Of smell and completely derange the
whole system when entering it through
the mucous surfaces. Such articles
should never be used except on prescrin-
items from reputable physicians, as the
damage they do is ten fold to the good
you can possibly derive from them.
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by #.
j. Cheney & Co., Toledo, o., contains no
mercury, and is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. in buying Halls Ca
tarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine.
1t is taken internally and is made in
Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Co. Tes-
timonialg free.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c per bottle
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
TiT,R SYMPATHETIC, HEART.

it was the woman who will stop a horse
car twice inside of 20 feet to keep from
walking the extra small distance and who
Will let g man with both arms full Of
bundles stand up rather tha', move over
half a foot to let him sit down ..
1.-THE doctor says that we must boil our
water she said to q friend.
eyes" was the reply, lit isn't much
trouble"
"No. But hate to do it, IT. does seem
such & horrible death for those poor little
microbes and things
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
A mother Important Announcement by
the Northern Pacific.

Is the through tourist car service be-
tween ST. Paul, Minneapolis and Sacra-
mento and San Francisco, California, via
Portland and the famous Shasta route
The Northern Pacific overland train
leaving ST. Paul every Wednesday car
ries these cars. For reservations and
other information apply to G. F. Mcneil
ticket agent Northern Pacific railroad, 19
NicolleL House block, Minneapolis.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
COMPLICATED


Saidso-The nobility will cut but little
figure in the next world
Herd so-How do you know that?
Saidso-How can they read their titles
clear. when an American wife. holds
irst mort gage?-Truth.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
THE DIFFERENCE.

: I!
''There amt so much difference between
us fellers and you fellers.' said the pugilis-
tic gentleman to the military gentleman
only we do all our talllin' before the fight
and you begin after the sightin' is over,
see?"
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
SEASIDE SPORT

French marquis a huge letter from Brad
@treet's.
May-Really? Nov let's gamble on
Who's to get the propesal.--New York
World. s
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30

Miss Antiore--This is portrait of my
great grand mother. painted by one Of the
old masters; and the next is portrait Of
myself.
I. Mr.. Ga1lant-Also painted by one Of the
old masters, I presufne:.-Truth.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
TONG M AY, THTY

LONG MAY, THTy WAVE
"Have the woman suffra gts1s united on
a party emblem for their ticket?"
Yes: they have decided to hoist to the
top of the column a pair Of bloom rs. -
Judge.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30

WHERE HIS PROFITS co. a#
..oW. DER the fence the agent climbs,
I Where loud the reapers sing,
nd Iakes. in all the farmers dimes
sors aiming rods last spring
sS @s1 Il. atlanta Reconsideration.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
RATH Err.

Hill--Who is that stunning blonde On
the beach?
Mason--Miss Dasher posing as the sea-
side nymph.
Hill--Posing? You mean exposing,
don't you?--JudSe.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
O.USE OF TRYING

There is no use in trying to- please
sayerybod " remarked the congressman.
s.fYou seem pessinlis tic...,
seNo. I'm merely resigned. don't ex-
rf5ot any applause and 50 won't be dis
a,,rrois,ted when don't get WIS n
wa do II OF thing the public wants to know
!. ny you don't do sonnet hing; and when
..1n do something they rise up IN g
iaoTus Of ind lon and wa ut e llsIlo W
what in blazes made you. ~
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
THE BEGINNING OF THE END

THE BEGINNING OFTHE END.
Timbe1fist Madden-I see here by dis
saper dat deY aided a hobo camp on de
Erie road and of der 40 perfeshnuI gents
ey captured, tirty-t'ree had piece Of
SAP, in dere pockets: II
Pink WHISPERS Blake Gnpra ssiveI514-
. siabar, der country's goin ter der devil.
3 New York World.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
IN A pEADL1ER FIELD.

IiV = IE5HDI51 T.
.'I'll lick him YETI roared the prize-fghter
-.,I'rn going to let my hair grow long,
b'gosh and some day I'll meet him in a foot
ball game.'
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
ONLY A STARTER

Some newly married men are very bash
full in paying the minister his fee One
bridegroom. who was put through the
service here the other day, fesitated
good deal over it.. AT last he handed the
minister $40 bill With the remark:
x wish it We're more, sir I'll See that
L., tia,,t.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
hATTER OF ACCEN

sapsrnith-The first thing the ph IesE4o .lloe
zgist said when he began to examine m
Uranium was, What a head $. =. 5.
Ssesrinshaw-Are you sure he did not say.
What, head ?'-Truth. -
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30
tuoRKING n,vER s

st. Peter-We1L al they a u awake vet !?
..* Ga brieI-No q, e will have to blow again
or Phi Jade phians ruth.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-11-30


The br;da gave her new husband a
queer look but said nothing, and he
walked off with her, utterly unconscious
Of the slip he had made. ~
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1895-07-26
SURTIDO COMPLETE.

FL TONTO,--Unico dep6sito del desa~
oreditado Ron TOPACIO las tres S s. ST.
Este ron p6simo, Internal y mata-gente, Sc
regala los tocayos del establecimiento
50 Centavos botella.
1O---Santa ROsa---1O Areclbo.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1895-05-03


TIE president has gone into the
financial question with blood in his
eye. 1t has been given out cold that
no believer in the free aud unlimited
coinage OF silver can be appointed to
any Office. Not only that but all fed
eral Office holders are expected and re-
quired to exert every influence to-
ward creating a sentiment in favor of
what Mr.. Cleveland calls "honest
money" although he has failed to de-
fine what he means by that term. In
the Chicago p~ostofice, which is sup.
posed to be run by the civil service
rules, and where politics are never
mentioned, the clerks are being care
fully drilled in the arguments against
free silver. Postmaster Hesing in an
interview explained that while the
tariff question was the wickedest OF
all wicked politics the financial Ques-
tion was purely Il matter of patriotism
and it is a matter Of Importance for
the ~postofice department to see that
every person was set right on the sub
ject. The LIBERAL has not heard
that the Lordsburg postmaster has
commenced PROSECUTING in favor Of
''honest money"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1895-05-03

LIBERAL knows Mr. Bryan is a good
democrat and an honest man." The
Democrat corrects the LIBERAL again
by saying: 1.-THE LIBERAL is wrong in
its estimate Of John d. Bryan's politi-
cal and personal characteristics" For
the making OF these grievous mis-
takes the LIBERAL is extrem ely sorry.
In regard to the last state ment cor
rected by the Las Cruces censor we
have nothing but his word against Mr..
Bryan's long established good reputa-
ton. While tho critic may be an
authority on bears there is a bare pos
sibility he is not an authority on that
peculiar combination which is some
times met, "a good democrat and an
honest man.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1895-05-03

WHAT has long been needed among
the newspapers Of the territory Of New
Mexico is a censor and a critic. A
kindly hand that would tell the unen-
lightened newspaper man when he
has made mistakes. For the past few
months this want has been supplied.
There came from California a master
journalist who had achieved fame
while connected with the San Fran
cisco Examiner by catching a bear. IL
is not noted in history that he ever
did anything more in the newspaper
line than to catch this bear, but being
a bear catcher he vas most eminently
fitted to stir up the animals connected
with the New Mexico papers. W. d.
Duke, manager of the Hagin and
Hearst ranch, imported him, but soon
turned him loose. He drifted down
TO Las Cruces and was put in charge
Of the democratic paper Of that town
and has been buslly engaged In send
ing out long primer criticism OF the
various territorial newspapers that
have been as amusing as they were
instructive. Last week it came the
turn OF the LIBERAL to receive reproof
and correction. To show how much
IL was needed we have figured on the
article and the criticism aud present
the result Of Critic Allan Kelley's
labors. The article criticised told OF
the efforts that we're being made to
give Register Bryan, OF the land Office,
a little trouble. The LIBERAL said
that Inspector Swineford went TO Las
Q1Gces for the purpose OF checking
Up the Omee,n The Democrat says
this is a mistake; that Swineford came
there to investigate one Of the officers
OF the land onlce, and stayed to pre-.
fer charges against the other officer.
Probably no checking" was neces-
sary. The LIBERAL said that Mr..
Bryan found out " that charges had
been preferred against him. The
democrat says that a copy OF the in
spector's report was sent 10 Bryan
The LIBERAL said; % As far as the
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1895-05-03

II will be remembered by many Of
the readers Of the LIBERAL that early
ia 1898 a cowboy named John A. RO-
per, at Las Cruces, shot and killed
Samuel Steele, a nephew Of Judge Nc
Fie, who was at that time the only
member Of the first senior class Of the
Agricultural College,, That Roper
was captured and anne near being
lynched. He was saved by the sheriff
and district attorney promising the
people he should have a speedy trial.
lie was tried, convicted and sentenced
to be hung. The case was taken to
the supreme court which granted him
a new trial. The case -was taken to
Sierra county on a change Of venue.
Roper has laid in the Sierra county
jail since the fall Of 1898 without
being tried, there not having been
enough money in the court fund at
any time TO try him. At the present
term OF court his lawyers moved that
he be discharged. The law in New
Mexico provides that If a person Is ar
rested and more than two full terms
Of court pass without his being tried,
providing he does not ask for a contin-
uance, he shall be discharged. Judge
Bantz did not like to discharge Roper,
but the law was plain and be had to.
This opeus a new avenue of escape to
m%urderers in this territory. They can
demand a change Of venue to a poverty
stricken court, wait two full terms of
court and then be discharged because
they have not been tried.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1895-05-03

Persons who sympathlze with the af-
nicted will rejoice with ID. e. Carr OF
1885 Harrison street, Kansas City. He
is an old sufferer from iHfiammatory
rheumatism, but has not heretofore
been troubled in this climate. Last
winter he went up into Wisconsin,
and in consequence has had another
attack. 1T came upon me very acute
and severe" he said. "My Joints
swelled and became infiamed; sore to
touch and almost to look at. Upon
the urgent request OF my m%other-in-
law / tried Chamberlains Pain Balm
to reduce the swelling aud ease the
pain, and to my agreeable surprise it
did both. / have used three ifty-cent
bottles and believe it TO be the finest
thing for rheumatism, pains aud
swellings extant. For sale at Eagle
drug store.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1895-05-03

THE trouble between England and
Nicaragua eliminated last Saturday
by the English taking possession Of
the port Of Corinto. The trouble orig
mated by the government of Nicara-
qua expelling a British consul from
that country. England demanded a
payment of $4,000 as an indemnity.
Nicaragua thought this too much and
wanted TO arbitrate the matter, which
England refused to do. As Nicaragua
was a little slow about producing the
cash the British sailors took possession
OF the pert with the intention of Oper-
ating the custom house till they col
lected the money, and to the shame Of
the United States be it said President
Cleveland never raised a hand TO- pre-
vent this outrage. The Nicaraguans
promptly withdrew from Corinto and
declared the port closed. This pre-
vented the English from collecting
any duties. Seeing that the United
States had abandoned the Monroe doc
trine Nicaragua recognized the fact
that she would have TO submit to the
robbery and so she has proposed to pay
the money within two weeks il Eng
land would move her sailors from
Corinto, which proposition England
has accepted.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1895-05-03
Once of THE PIONEER PRESS COMPANY. c. W, HoRNIcK. supt.

Once Of THE PIONEER PRESS COMPANY. CIV. HoRNcE snpt
St. Paul Minn- sdt TNgA
EuukaC Chemical md Mfg Co. La Crosse Wis.
Dear nB -fhaveb en u toOaccoh endt for many years, and during the pafttW years have
smoked fifteen to twny cigars regularly every day. My whole nervous system became
Infected unit my phydoantod me must give NJ the useO tobacco for the ume bong, It
least Itnod the socMed "KWy Cure" "NoToHao" and ynroua other remedies but
without success until accidentally learned pr YOU" BaooOuo" Ihreew weeks ago today
enth md the horrible craving for tobacco which ovoy inve0TnNe smoker July
mh fully rcommendM " Yours very truly, Q. W. HcRHtcE
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1895-05-03

AN OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY.
Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used for over fifty years by
millions OF mothers for their children
while teething, with perfect success.
It soothes the child, softens the gums,
allays all pain, cures wind collie, and is
the best remedy for Diarrhma. Is
pleasant to the taste. Sold by Drug
gists in every part of the world,
Twenty-Five cents a bottle. It's value is
incalculable. BE sure and ask for Mrs.
Wtnslow's Soothing Syrup, and takeno
other kind.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1895-05-03

A PROMINENT Arizona democrat an
ONCE holder, but not a federal Office
holder, was asked the other day how
the democrats defended the position
President Cleveland had taken IN the
Nlcaraguan question and the silver
question. He said: II do not know
OF any democrat who is defending Mr..
Cleveland except some office holders,
aud they are working to hold their
iobqn
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1895-05-03

IVA saving Of three cents per dap for a
year will provide more than enough money
10 purchase a copy Of the International.
Can you afford 10 DO without it2
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1895-05-03

Go to Velasco for health, sea air,
and comfort; where ships too deep for
all other Texas ports sail in and out
with ease; where fruits rlpen earlier
and pay better than In California;
where the soil is a natural hot-bed.
Fresh vegetables all winter. Coolest
day in three years % degrees above
zero. Warmest day 90 degrees. We
lasco offers the best investments In
the South. Write the Commercial
Club, Velasco, Texas.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1895-05-03
nuNcAN AZ soLoMoNvILLE.
Mail and Express Line.

Stage leaves SolomOnville Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays at Z a. m,
and arrives at Duncan at Il M, max
ing close connection with the A. u
Nm. Ry. Leaves Duncan Tuesdays,
Thursdays and Fridays at II m,
arriving at Solomonyille at 6 p. m.
This line is equipped with elegant
CONCORD Coaches, Fine Stock, and
careful drivers
Fare s.. Low charges for extra
baggage. The quickest. and safest
route to express matter 20 Solomon
vile. NOAH GbEN, Prop.
SolOmOuYille, A. II.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1895-05-03
DR.. Prices Cream Baking Powder
Worlds Fair Highest Medaland Diploma.
Won nreIn Ba1fFin

But we will cure you it you will pay us.
Men who are Weak, Nervous and deblil-
tated suffering from Nervous Debility.
Seminal weakness, and all the effects OF
early evil habits, or later iDdlscretions,
which lead to Premature Decay, consnmp.
ton or instantly, should send for and read
the 'book OF life" giving particulars for
d home cure. Sent (%sealed) free, 10y ad
ressing DR.. Parker's Medical and surgi-
cal i%nstite, Isl North Spruce St., Nash
vile, Tenn. They guarantee a cure or no
pay.-The Sunday Morning.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1895-05-03

A lady at Tooleys, La was very
sick with bilious collie when NJ. q. lis
Ter, a prominent merchant of the town
gave her a bottle of Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and D%iarrhOea Remedy.
He says she was well in forty minutes
after taking the first dose. For sale
at Eagle drug store.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1895-05-03

Calvin II. Baker advertises that he
will GU the tenth Of June, before the
probate Judge at Silver City, prove up
on his homestead which is the south
west quarter of section IS, in town
ship % south Of range II west, which
means that it is 10 the Playas valley a
few miles south west Of Hachita.
The evening times., 1895-10-18
FLEECE
HEALTH
UNDERWEAR

Is the lightest. warmest. and
best Underwear made. We.
are sole agents for this vicinity.
Have a full line of all sizes for
men, women. and children.
All qualities, from SI.25 per
garment to $500 per suit.
The evening times., 1895-10-18
TO WELCOME THE vIcToRs.
Union Veteran Legion Preparing fOI
n DemOnStra alton.

NctCTdh ACsiOh OlNaA LIZ AOh
Demonstration.
Stay-at-home members Of the Union Vet
eran Legion are Jubilant to-day at the
action of the Buffalo convention in Sc
lecting Washington as the city for the
next annual gathering.
This possibility was thoroughly discussed
by the veterans before the beginning Of the
Buffalo meeting, and they say that the
gathering here will eclipse any ever held
by the organization.
Meantime the ay-at-homes are prepar-
ing to give the returning delegates and
members q royal reception In appreciation
of their efforts which made Washington
the choice OF the convention. The return
ing party will reach the city yto-m0rrow.even-
ing at 7:30 over the Pennsylvania Rail
road. While the plans for the reception
have not been perfected, parade will be
had. The veterans will gather either at
the depot or at the hall and march to the
station and escort their comrades 10 head
quarters. where there win probably be q
1ollificati0n.
The evening times., 1895-10-18
MERELY A DRUNK.
No Mystery About the Massachusett,
Avenue Find of Last NIGHT.

Avenue Find of Last Night.
The mystery Of the man found lying un-
conscious at Massachusetts, avenue and
Fourteenth street, last night, was cleared
up In the police court to-day.
The man turned out to be Frank Wet
lock, and he pleaded guilty to being drunk
and obstructing the sidewalk.
The young mans appearance was not
that of an habitual drunkard, and he prom
ised his honor that it should not occur again
IL he would let him off. Judge Kimban
took his personal bonds, and let him go
with lecture.
The evening times., 1895-10-18
Hamline Revival Services.

The services at Hamline continue to draw
crowds to the church. Mr.. Miller last even
Ing sang the hymn founded on the last
words of Rev. Alfred Csokman, OF Phila-
delphia: II Am Sweeping Through the
Gates Washed In the Blood uf the Lamb" !"
Evangelist Potter announced that un Sun
day morning next he would preach to the
aged.
The evening times., 1895-10-18
YOUR
FALL
SUIT !?

Your Fall or Winter
Suit is here anu zOait-
ing for yoM..ready to
a0ear-ready to bWt ON.
He've made prices far
less than they should
be.
Our MEMS Suits at FIVE DOLLARS,
linsle or double breasted. are positively
the best values We have ever offered.
Our Mems s7.sO and $40 Suits arc eIe-
CANT Dress Suits. strictly all wool and
guaranteed in every respect.
A very full and complete limo OF fne Boys
and Children's Clothing at Prices that are alb
solutely and positively the lowest priced in the
city
Remember that every gar
mert sold by US is guaranteed
land money is always re-
funded in any case of dissatis-
faction.
personal inspection Is cor
dially invited--you need not
buy.
NEW YORK CLOTHING HOUSE,
ail 7th st. N. w.