New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-16
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

4, nreseut all the planets are evening s'aH
and ,hev are all above the horizon at the hour q
s,nset though OF course they are then Invisible
Moro Chance OF Appreciaton.-Mrs. Van Richie.
I'm determined that my daughter , sna' n ranr,sS
dbnncn ~ show what she can do. nave arrdn H
for her to sing before opera singers anu aites-
ward read paper on arr nei, ,be s''"e
Nr Sinnic-Yes Have her deliver me lecture req, On
art the opera SINGERS anu S''e ~ 49, f
ers.-(ChicaSo RecoI1,
Sam" Jones. the evangelist. says that Irhoy
vulgar. one thing. however. may DE sa'o !" 10
,,,.or. :, &c not as vulgar as sam Jones
crcc,,c, Dennition-"Mike." said Flooding Pete
vbo had been reading from stray scrap Oh pape e
what does 'dernier resort mean, Aeac ,n;
Nike SgSed n at itih s and replied
ington Star.
Gadzooks-By the way l see that old Roupda
got married few weeks ago. How are he anu n''
wife hitting 1t of? ... .,,.
Zounds-Not very we'll. fancy she accuses . 49,,
of committing the seven deadly SINS while ne as
- 49,, hacauss she illustrates the deadly
virtues.
MAN .bu, my love for your daughter is as strong
and true as II were whitened by the SHOWS OF III
Hnh. DON'T doubt your love- replied the stern
father but have YOU ever mao .ne far Won know
for US 10 take you into the family and nave 70 nurse
YOU through those complaints some time OF o'he''
Divinity student-T'he young doctor usually knows
= little of everything. including medicine
Medical Student-Well. u go you one better.
some Young clergymen don't know much about any
thing including theology.
oh. merry May bright month Of flowers
OF birds and humming bees.
March winds that cut and freeze
The mercury IN eighteen hours
Drops sM''-"'e |(Kansas City Journal
THE London Telegraph" recently gave its readers
the following interesting Information about this city:
During one OF the recent cyclones whicn a''e'ea
America people In the west end OF Ne"-io'N .0.i'-
munIcated with their friends In the east emu "
sending a telegram 10 London. when was 'heh uu"
forwarded TO the proper quarter, there peihs Nv
communication between the two ends OF the city
Satisfactory OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. dear, VIII you
marry me-" said u P.tisburg young man 10 HIS 'eS'
SILK Cbar,,e hut
"oh, spare me from saying that you Will be Sis
ter TO me, l can't stand t that e GSsre
what were you going, 10 say s,,r.. marry VOL
81 was going 10 say that l couldht mat's yyo1
but we could get a clergyman TO marry poth VI U.s.
-(Pittsburg Chronicle.
The map on tho north wall OF the broaas'' so
ton OF the Pennsylvania Railroad In Phiiaae'pn'.
IS 10 feet wide and 40 feet lons and Is sa'd 10
the largest map in the world
He regarded himself as very English. and he Ger,
imposing figure as he sauntered past the theatre On
wednesday afternoon Just as the ms.'n msn Who
S %as sO Toic Sy sRSss we What DONG
NOW NOW there IS one more young IN Buffalo who
will never again smoke pipe IN the stree''-N'1'
falo Courier
Among the strange customs In Corea Is the PRIV.
ilege accorded 10 the women 10 walk aoou' 'a'
streets of the cities and towns after dark WINS
tho men are strictly confined to their homes ana
subjected to Imprisonment and floggngs II causn'
abroad during the socalled "women's hours Inv
only drawback to this custom seems 70 ne '"s
presence OF tigers. which abound IN Corea' ".s
seem to render themselves quite as objectionao"
TO the feminine promenaders as the typical New
York dude on broadway Fffth-ave. makes him.
self to the unescor,ed daughters OF Uncle sam
STILL have tigers here, save very SIC.
one In the form of Tammany, might It not De we"
to introduce the Corean practice by way or expen'
ment In New-York?
Fuddy-I hear that Straner, the cashier OF ne
nank, mas ,unhea up nsss, a d INV account for
his disappearance - r h.
Duidy-His trying 10 keep up appearances Y"
lleve-(Boston Transcript.
full-lengh portrait In oil OF Mr. Cleveland was
completed the other day by a Washington painter
and II was decided TO exhibit the work TO se'ec'
few OF the white House set" Several OF the gem
tIemen who were consulted insisted that the po''a"
would appear 10 much better advantage II u we,s
placed IN frame before being exhibited, ana 'he's
advice VAS followed The official In charge 81 sue"
affairs IN the White House looked all over tho place
aud finally took an Old portrait on tho walls re-
moved the painting and placed ts frame upon wv
Low likeness " Nj, Cleveland Tho Old por"@'
thus rudely removed ana stripped o. ne frame was
that OF James Monroe ITS picture ~ last accounts
was s,lli turned toward tho wall and the frame sur
rounded tho painting Of tho present incumbent OF
tho White iiouae II would DO unjust 10 charge TINS
ironcsi vandalism IN any sDlrIt OF malice on tns
part of tho White House attendants II In mucn
more charitable to attribute II 90 the broad ana
comprehensive Ignorance which prevails In sns'
establishment concerning Monroe and his teachings
you reem Interested In me tonight Willie" sale
Mr., Softy, observing that tho boy was casing IN
tenty at him. .s
....yes." said Willie, I'm waiting to see you bust"
Yes. Maude told ma she Thought you'd Pep 20
night. and love to watch things pop; corn Away
bugts With such 4 funny lttla pQllA. ".HaIReCO