The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-11-21
On chilly days the maiden grievcs

Nh tllilty tltt nv SIiCvtS
Though dressed IN garments new:
She can't display her. silk waists
sleeves
And heavy jackets, too.
'Hc said ! WAS his life'r sunshine
II guess you will find that al moon
shinc."-Boston Courier.
professor, how does the h"air-t1,.
suit you:' The bAir is altogether toe
short--a little longer. p!else."--Flic
gcnde Blaettcr.
What would you do. miss. Il l should
attempt to give you Il kiss Il should
certainly set nay face against Il, sir
Richmond Dispatch.
Tell ME. guide. why SO few people
ascend that magnificent mountain"
"Because no one has ever fallen off IT,
-Fliegende Hlaetter.
1T may be Weakness" said the dyiua
editor. but I can't help but feel CRATE
iul TO this town." What for:" ''Fol
life enough TO leave it."-Atlanta Con.
stitution.
''That whisky Is iftcnn years old. ]
know it. because I've had it that long
myself" The Colonel--By dove. sir
you must be a man OF phenomenal self
tontrol.-Iifc.
"Now that va are married. Penelope
and have nothing to conceal from each
other, how Tin 20. George. How
much did you give the p~reachcr:'-
Chicago Tribune.
Tommy-Paw. why is It the good die
young? Mr.. Fi|gS--They don't die
young because they are good, but they
stay good because they die ~young.-In
d;anapolis Journal.
lie (waxins Scr:oUs>-~Do you believe
in the truth of the saying. Man pro
poses; God disposcS:" She iarchly)-
It depends upon whom man proposes
to.-Brooklyn LIFE.
Oh, Peary, please now settle down,
While you with life arc hleat:
And give yourself, the world at large,
And poor north pcic a rest.
Boston Courier.
'ppon~JthhlH itlN me MISS IS3
construct was an Old flame OF yours
Rlobbs-An cd dame: impossible
''NYhy impossiblc?" shes from EoS
ton."-Thilade!rh.a Record.
"Oh, boy, III give YOU Il dollar tc
catch my canary bird" "He's JUS:
caught, ma'aIn." "N1rre-where II
the precious pet "B'ack cat Mp the
roads got 'im.''-Cbica.o Record.
Il reckon" said Mrs. Corntossel
that those politicians says IA good
many things they're sorry For." Eyes
replied her husband. "an' 4 good many
more thcl they orter l"."-Washington
Star.
It's q cold day wien I "a. ieft," sad
the pawn broker. rs he hung Up TIC
$40 oyercoat on whirn he had advanced
81. ITS the other way with me." APPLY
remarked the orcrcna,.- New York
Herald.
do you think" he asked. that your
father would consider rsy snit favor
ably Really. Herbert" tho mcr.
chants daughter replied. ~ couldn't
say. Did you hwy it at his store:"~
Washington Star.
On, legislators, while you strive
To remedy our Ills,
If yOn would keep us al alive.
Pass some ten-1oIlar h;LlI.
Atlanta Constitution.
did q like the .natinee:" s1f1
Mabel to Blanche. "Eo. I couldn't
see the stage" "Tour seat wDs wei
toward the front, wasn't IL" "Yes:
hut a football player sat directly 10
front Of ne."--Judge.
A.-"W'bcn I src you I always ttiinl
of the proverh: TO whom God gives
an Office. to him ne gives understand
ing" B.--"RutI have no office A.
well. don't you seq how tha; fts:"-
Fliegendc Blnctter.
The hlack-bearde1 pirate, With a
knife between his teeth. boarded the
passenger ship. Throw up your
hands," he shouted. Tho passenger
hanging DYER the rail smiled feobly.
Il think ] did, not less than an hour
ago" be said, caspinsly. Cincinnati
Enquirer.
"Arc all these rornc mon anxious 10
leone s~urgeons:' asked the visitor.
''Tney are" replied the lecturer upon
surEcry But how can so many OK
pect To make n livin-:' Easily, sir;
easily" answered the lecturer. Think
of the effect Of the present bicycle
craZe."-ChicIg Evening Post.
In reply 20 the rr.g for assistance. the
professor said: IF J could help you. I
couldn't help helping you. il is because
l cannot hoip you tiIHt I caunnt help
refusing 10 hfip ynU.' And he men
dicant da-t"G around thu corner. with
terror in his yes and cries az "IIc,p.'