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The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-05-27
Rio Grande
WESTERN RAILWAY.
SCENIC LINE OF The WORLD F..

LEAVE PROVO FOR EAST AND SOUTH,
No, 2. For Grand Junction and
points East. 9.26 q. u
No. a. For Grand Junction and
points East, ....... $50 p. 10
pete and SEWER 49,. 49,, 500 p. m
No 8. For Springville, Spanish
FORK, Payson and Eureka. $40 p. m
LEAVE PROVO FOR WEST.
No. l. For Salt Lake City. Ogden Am.
Fork, Lehi and the west. 1l.55 q. n
No, 9. For Salt Lake City, Ogden,
Am.Fork and Lehi and the
West -. 10.l5 p. m
Lake City and Ogden 3 55p. n
No. Z. For American Fork Lehi and
ARRIVE S4 AT PRov S5'y FROM EAST 100 1 4; 1
SOUTH
No !. From Denver, Grand junction
and points East .........-.. n.55 a, m
No, 3, From Denver, Grand Junction
and points East -. ...... 10.15 p. m
AVE- peteand Sewer. .......~355 .. n
Payson and Eureka -. $3.50 a. N
ARRIVE AT PROVO FROM WEST.
No. 2. From California, Ogden, Salt
Lake city. Lehi and Am.
No. 4, From California, Ogden, and
Salt Lake city ....... $50 p. IL
Lehi andAmerican Fork 3.5bp m
No, s. From Salt Lake city, Lehi and
American Fork. .......... $50 p. m
r. The only line to ogden and Denver without
change, Free reclining chair cars on through
trains Through Sleeping cars tc Denver
Kansas city, Chicago and San Francisco. Ele
Cant equipment, safety, speed and comfort
Z. Alley, Ticket Agt. Provo
D. C, Dodge, 8. II. Babcock,
Ger Mgr. Traffic Manager
F. A. y adleigh,
General Passenger Agent.
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All Free.

Those who have used DR.. Kings
New Discovery know it's value and
those who have not, have now the
opportunity to try it Free. Gall on the
advertised Druggist and get Trial
Bottle, Free. Send your names and
address to 81. e. Bucklen & Co.,
Chicago, and get sample box of DR..
Kings New Life, Pills Free, as well as
copy of Guide to Health and House
hold Instructor, Free. All of which
is guaranteed to do you good and cost
you nothing. Smoot Drug Co.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-05-27
HOt Springs SanitaTiJnl
SWIMMING POOL.

80 West Third South street, Salt Lake.
This water is sure cure for Rheu-
matism, Miners Leading, Indigestion,
Catarrh, Constipation, Chronic Diar-
rhea, Palpitation of the Heart and all
kidney and nervous troubles. Towels
and suits washed by Empire Laundry.
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THE DENVER
AND
Rio GraldG Railroad.
SCENIC LINE OF FHE WORLD.
The only line running two through
asst trains daily to
ASPEN,
LEADVILLE,
COLORADO SP'S.
PUEBLO & DENVER

EuScIlV6 April ~, 1o54V
Train No. 2 leaves Provo 9:26 a. m
Salt Lake 8:05 q. N. Arrive at Pueblo
6 80 a. m. Colorado Springs 7:51 a. m
Denver 1890 q. N.
Train No. leaves Provo $50 p. m.
Arrive at Pueblo 5:27 p. m. Colorado
Springs 6 :53 p. m. Denver 9;25 p. m,
Connections made at Pueblo, Colo
RADIO Springs and Denver with all lines
east, Elegant day Coaches, chair cars
and Pullman sleepers on all trains,
Take the D. & r. G.. and have com.
Portable train and enjoy the finest seem
cry on the continent. Shortest line to
Cripple Greek, ColoradO's Great Gold
Camp.
Train No. 2 leaving Provo at 1926 a.
m. arrives at Cripple Greek next morn
ing $50.
a. 8. HUGHES, Traffic Manager. Denver, Col,
r. p. NEVINS. General Agent.
Fl. NJ. GUSHING, 4. P. AIS w. End South st
s. poOpBR @. D M A. Denver. Col
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Q. i. STEVENSON. SeCretaTy.
Office, So West, Second South street,
Salt Lake city.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-05-27
Provo Mail Service.

U. P.-Going South. ....... 9:15a. N
R, G. W,-Going East. 80. 9:26 a. N.
4. G. W.-Going West... 1l:55 q M.
U. P.-GoiDg North. .,.... 3:37 p. N.
Salt Lake and salins East 1855 p M.
Salt Lake and Salina West 4:15p.m.
MAIL TRAINS ARRIVE.
q. Prom Salt Lake. -. 9:15 a. m.
R. G. W.--From the West. 1926 a. N.
R. G. W.-From the East. 1855 a. m.
Salt Lake and Salina West 3:55 p. m.
Salt Lake and Salina East 4:I5 p. 10.
q, 2. Mail from South. -. 1897 p. M
OFFICE HOURS.
The general delivery, stamp and reg
istrY windows open at s a. NJ, and
close at $50 p. IN.
The money order window opens at
a. M, and closes at p. m.
On Sundays and legal holidays the
general delivery and stamp windowe
are open from 1880 NJ, to 1890 p. m.
Mail pouches close thirty minutes
before the arrival of trains.
w D. ROBERTS,
Postmaster
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NOTICE.
To oil Interested in Irriqation:
10 d,

To all Interested in Irrigation:
Under the auspices of the national
irrigation congress, and of the irriga
ton commission for Utah thereby in
augurated, there will be created state
association for Utah, the officers for
which will be a president, two vice
presidents, a secretary and treasurer.
The governor of Utah to be ex-officio
president of the association.
There will be a county committee of
five from each county who shall have
general supervision OF local or town
associations.
The officers for each local or town
association will be a president, a vice
president and corresponding secre-
taTy.
The association Immediately upon
being formed will issue call, by ad-
yertisement in Utah papers and other
wise, for all persons interested in irri
CATION, forestry and other cognate mat
tiers to become members.
The membership fee will be $40 per
annum, payable in advance Tor which
members will be entitled to receive a
copy of all pamphlets and other liter
ature issued by the association.
1t shall be the duty of each member
Of this association to foster and pro-
mote the interests of irrigation matters
In Utah, and the especial duty OF the
county committees, and the local pres
idents, vice-president and the cor
responding secretaries thereof to pro-
mote the growth of the ASSOCIATION by
inviting all interested parties in their
respective counties and towns to be.
come members.
The corresponding secretaries will
make monthly reports to the secretary
of the association regarding crops,
rainfall, canals, bitches, etc., accord
ing to instructions furnished them
from the central Office.
L. W. SHURTL1FF,
Chairman.
GEO. @. CANNON,
w. II. ROWE,
f. II. HOLLOWAY,
@. E. WANTLAND.
G. l.. STEVENSON. Secretary.
Office, So West, Second South street,
Salt Lake city.
S. G. WHITE 4,eghorn eggs, soc. per
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In the Court of Public Opinion,
Provo Precinct, County and
Territory Of Utah.
The Lawyers of Provo,
Plaintiffs,
The Merchants of Provo,
Dafpndauts

VS.. Answer.
The Merchants Of Provo,
Defendants,
Hear ye, ye voice from ye Calico
racks and cheese counters, defying ye
We lawyers of Provo city, who have be-
come so emboldened as to set YOUR
selves up as fit and competent COM
bination to win We base ball champion
ship from We merchants OF this ye fair
province of Provo.
Know we that we fear We not. but
rather marvel at your presumption.
Nevertheless. we, being of We class who
study to please, will condescend to
meet ye On ye public square on ye
day and time before mentioned by
you, to wrest from We We champion
ship, that We may be forever sileDced,
although we acknowledge this latter
to be task most difficult. For time
and custom have made of We profession
a noisy and wrangling set."
Therefore, We warn ye to grid up
your loins and train your muscles hard,
also store your brains with knowl-
edge of this. our national game, for we
will play ye hard and try your wits for
a surety.
Note this as our acceptance of ye
bold challenge, and as friendly and
timely warning OF your soon and GER
tain fate.
Our courtesy does suggest that we
allow you to name the stakes, and We
hereby signify our willingness to play
for anything you may be able to raise
from not tamale to dance and sup
per.
tSigned:)
Boorey, Boshard & Saxey, R. A. Bar
ney, Howe & Taft, S. Z. Eggertsen,
P. P. Hindmarsh, j. McAdams, Taylor
Brothers, Taylor s. Poulton, A. He'd
auist, Coffin, Waters, A. E. Ford,
Decker, Farrer Brothers. etc., mer-
chants of Provo city.
HINDMARsH,
SAXEY,
BARNEY,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-19

The California Limited leaving Santa
Fe at $40 p. m. is solid vestlbule train
Chicago to Los Angeles and San Diego
without change, free chair cars Chicago
to Albuquerque, same equipment east
ward. Only 3S1a hours between Santa Fe
and Los Angeles.
The California and Mexico Express
leaving Santa Fe at 1920 p. M. carries
Pullman Palace andTourist Sleeping cars
Chicago to San Francisco, without change.
The Columbian Limited leaving Santa
Fe at 500 is a solid vestibule train to Chi
cago, only 48H hours between Santa Fe
and Chicago, 32H hours between Santa
Fe and Kansas City. This train makes
close connection at La Junta for Denver
and Colorado points. Parlor and chair
ears La Junta to Denver. Time 10 hours
between Santa Fe and Denver. All trains
carry dining cars between Chicago and
Kansas City. Between Kansas City and
the Pacific coast, meals are served at the
famous Harvey eating house.
Close connections are made in Union
depots at all terminals north, east, south
and west. For particulars as to rates,
routes and through tickets to all points
via the Santa Fe Route call on or address:
II. 8. LUTZ, Agent.
q. T. NICHOLSON, g. p. & T. A.
City ticket Office, First National bank
building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-19
The Wjzardest Wizard Of All.


ain It bankin much OH wizards what invents
them Photographs,
N I amt dead stuck OH them old ducks as
found the telygraphs.
Bobby Fulton don't impress me, nor am
a-wond rim much
At Ben Franklin, DR.. Pasture, ,'ommy Edison
n such.
But the wonderfulest Teller n the one makes
most of
Is the cuss as what discovered cold pertaters
squelches Lowell
How he done it, when he done it, is thing
never seed.
How he set about a-fndin it n >, persood
the deed
Till he saw that he was wrastlin with a Dustin
big idee
Is the all fired bloomin myst'ry as is flabber
gastin me,
For We can't deny the the'ry fits ter mater
like glove,
That them cold pertaters works like all per-
sessed at curin love!
Arc it true sirp Amt provedit2 why,when
Sairy married me
Jest loved that purity damsel like the sardine
loves the sea.
Why, the bisk to that gal cooked me when
came around ter court
lister set mer heart u pitypat N made mer
pulses snort
But terday we never speaks Of love; no, sir!-
we alters shun it
N it's nothin more than cold pertaters three
times day Nv done il!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-19
A SONG OF SUMMER TIME.


oh. the swaying of the branches and the fit.
ting through the trees,
And the music Of the voices that come upon
the breezel
Oh, the singing and the winging Of the birds
that conc and go,
And the frislsing of the squirrels as they scam
per to and frol
Oh, the ferns and messy carpets, and the wa
tiers dark and cool
That go stealing through the shadows from
some clear, unsullied pool!
Oh, the thrilling of the songsters
From the branches and the grass.
And the CHANGING of the sunlight
On the waters as we passl
Oh, the glancing of the sunlight as it strikes
the waters clear,
And the singing of the thrushes, and the other
songs we hear!
Oh, the boating and the floating on the waters
of the lake,
And the ripples and the shadows that 60 dane
ing from our wake!
Oh, the breezy days Of pleasure, and the pleas
ant nights to dream,
When the stars look down and twinkle, and
the winged lanterns gleaml
Oh, the summers in the country,
Where the songsters nest and sing,
And the pleasure without measure
That the woods and waters bringl
Frank II. Sweet in Donahoes Magazine.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-19
Very Much Off COiOr

Are people who are troubled with chronic
liver complaint. Bile in the blood tinges
the cuticle and even the eyeballs, and also
manifests its presence by uneasiness in
the right side and beneath the right
shoulder blade, furred tongue, nausea,
sick headache and an unpleasant breath.
1t is usually accompanied by costiveness
and dyspepsia. For the ailment itself
and its various manifestations Hostetters
Stomach Bitters is speedy and complete
remedy. This standard medicine also
prevents and cures chllls and fever, rheu-
matism, nervousness and the indrmities
incident to declining years. 1t builds up
an enfeebled physique and fortifies it
against disease. Appetite and nightly
slumber are promoted by it, and it is
protector against the effects of voting,
of overwork, exposure and unwholesome
food or water.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-19
NO MARIA.
he Had the Guidebook, bat Re Couldn't
Locate Her,


They were standing at the corner Of
Liberty street and Broadway and seemed
thoroughly lost in the roar Of the traffic
and the bustling crowd On the sidewalk
1t was very evident that this was their
first visit to the metropolis and equally
evident that they were newly welded
pair on their honeymoon trip.
A gentleman who had all the earmarks
of a Wall street broker also stood on the
corner, stopping for some reason not mp
parent unless it was to observe the be-
wildcrment Of the two strangers, on whom
his eyes were intently fixed Presently
the male member Of the pair caught this
gentlenan's eye, and q look of infinite re,
lief sprang into his own. He said some
thing to the young woman and left her
side to approach the broker, whom ho ac-
costed as follows:
You belong tew the city, don't yew,
now"
"Yes, SIR" answered the broker good
naturally.
bin here longf" was the next query.
"All my life said the broker smiling.
II guess yew was bred an born here
That's about it" replied the broker,
still smiling and willing to humor him,
though for tho life of him he could not
imagine what he was trying to get at.
''Well" said the stranger after pausng
ret1ectively, seems tew me yew oughter
know somethin about it, big as it is.
II ought" admitted the broker. I'll
there's anything I can do for you, III do
it with pleasure"
well, there dew be some p'ints guess
yew could give me ez would DO kinder
useful. Yew see, It's like this. Down tew
our town was sort of a all round sport
an was pretty generally looked on as
devil of Teller, but up here dom seem
tew he anythin. l tell yew, mister, feel
tin her eyes,
'That is rather awkward, " replied the
broker sympathetically. "What you need
is guidebook to the city. That will tell
you everything you want to know. just
step up the street little, and I'll show
you store where you can get one."
Can 1 leave Mnrier standin theres''
IF you think it necessary"
sit be-"
''All right Come along"
no accommodating UrOheE COnuuCleu
him to stationery store and selected a
guidebook for him; then, as he said he
would like to look it over spell before
joining Marier, he left him to go up town.
Pm ever so much obloeged to you, mis-
ter, was his final remark. you've bin
real kind an done heap fer Marier,"
Some hours later the broker jumped
from a cable car at Wall street to return
to tho exchange and saw his whilom coun.
try friend propped up against lamppost
studying the guidebook with bullying eyes
and contracted brow.
"Ah," exclaimed the broker what are
you doing here?"
why" said the countryman, looking
up, with start, "I'm tryin tew locate
Marier, but the blamed thing don't say
word about the place where left her. -
Now York Herald
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-19
Patriotic Correction,

The historian of Warwick, r. l., tells a
story of Elder Charles Holden, who was
pastor Of the church in that town at the
time of the Declaration of American indie
pendence.
He had been accustomed to pray fc
"tho king and all in authority" in hi
public services, and his thoughts, from
long running in the same channel, had
crystallized themselves in words from
which he found 1t difficult to break away.
The elder Was patriotic, and the new order
of things interfered with his set forms Of
speech.
At one time, while praying, he came to
tho place "We pray for the king and all in
authority" and before he was aware of it
the words were uttered.
He stopped short, and after an instant's
hesitation added, Living in Rhode Is
land. "-Youth's Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-19
NEPTUNE DISAGREED.
He Saw No Reason Why He Should Leave,
and He Didn't.

and He Didn't.
Not long after the war, old Neptune
Burgess drifted up in Illinois from his
plantation homo in the south and was so
well satisfied with Gods country" as no
was pleased to term it, that he settled per
manently in Mclean county, becoming a
fixture upon the farm of Ezra Miles. a
we'll to dc planter
Neptune was gray haired and lazy wien
he bargained for this place, and time did
not improve his value as a servant. He
was good natured faithful after his fash
ion and apparently much attached to Mr..
Miles, but nothing could persuade him 70
initiate the bee in industry.
One year passed and another, and still
Neptune remained, while his contentment
was a real comfort to behold. Nothing in
the world troubled him except delay in
serving his meals, and as this rarely hap
pened his serenity practically remained
unbroken. Tho negro was coal black when
he first entered Mr.. Miles home, and he
seemed to tako on deeper shades as his
hair whitened. But the latter was the
only sign he gave of advancing age. He
was thin, tall, crest and active-when
moving toward the house at dinner time.
Day after day, though, he became lazer.
Yet there were those who knew him that
declared he had reached tho lowest posi-
BILE descending point in the first year. Mr..
Miles even, who was ono of the most for
bearing men in the world, could finally
stand it no longer and resolved upon dras
tic measures Coming up with the darky
in tho barn when he should have been out
in tho field, he said sternly:
"See here, Nep, you are not worth your
salt. You are discharged. Get yourself
off at once"
The old negro, who had been leaning
out of window looking dreamily upon
the landscape, now turned about regard
ed Mr. Miles half curiously for moment
and then shook his head negatively:
"Kain' do it, Marse Ezry 1t tecks two
ter meek er barg'in, n amt or gwine
ter fling erway er job I'ze hilt nigh onter
20 year. comm mex Jinne1werry I laiks
de place mighty well n reckons I'll stay
ontwcll dies" Here Neptune turned to
go away, having rejected what he consid,
cred an undesirable proposition.
"Como back here" cried Mr.. Miles an.
grily. If you talk to me that way, I'll
thrash you"
The negro halted, moved half about and
answered reflectively:
dat you kin do, Marse Ezry, bekase it
on'y tecks one ter do the lammin, but it
sho'ly do TEX two ter meek bargain, N
l amt SIGH er blame FOOLS ter frow up dis
or place."
And stay old Neptune did to the end of
his days, persuaded to the last that the
right of the employee to remain was as
potent as that of the employer to dis
charge. -Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-19
ELAT-oPENING BLANK BOOKS


Being satisfied that if you have once
used fat-opening book, you will al
ways use them, and in order to get
you to try one the New Mexican
Printing Co. of Santa Fe, will sell you
HANDMADE BLANK BOOKS,
bound in full leather, with patent
FLAT OPENING STUBS, with your
name and the number, or letter, Of the
book on the back in gilt letters, at the
following low prices:
5 Or. 400 pages) Cash Book $50
Q Or. (4S0 Journal 600
They are made with pages 10lsx16
inches, of a good ledger paper with
round cornered covers. The books
are made in cur bindery and we guar
antee every one of them.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-19
Thought She Had 1t.

Jennie was learning to read and spell,
but it was very hard for her to remember
what her teacher told her about pronounc-
ing a double letter when she came to one.
She would say la" or zee" or cit" in
stead Of "double a" or double e." etc.
Her teacher had one day drilled her con-
siderably on this matter in spelling.
Shortly afterward Jennie was called OH to
read. The paragraph began, Cup, up,
Lucy" and Jennie read it triumphantly,
double up, Lucyn'-Organizer
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-19
Notice for Publication.
AZ lOn1

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FEE, N. NJ,
December 10, 1894.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on January so, 1895,
viz: Jose Padilla, of San Miguel county,
for the sw. a, NV. Il, and lots and 4,
section 3, tip. 16 n, r. 10 g.
He names the following witnesses tc
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
Martin Baca, of Santa Fe, N. M; Micario
Lopez, of Santa Fe, N. NJ; Avelino Gar
cha, of Rowe, N. NJ; Dario Montoya, of
Rowe, N. NJ.
JAMES Fl. WALKER,
Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-19
Winter Tourist fickets.

Round trip tickets are now on sale via
the Santa Fe routs at greatly reduced
rates to points in Texas, Louisiana, Mis-
sissippi, Georgia, South Carolina and
Florida. These tickets are to return un-
til May 31st, 1895. For rates and general
information call on or address.
H. =. LUTz,
Agent Santa Fe, N. M.
Gro. T. NICHOLSON,
g. P. A. Topeka, KS.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-19
Why He Failed.

While he stood in doorway on Wood
ward avenue glancing over the headings
in his newspaper as no waited for the car
a man who had been braced against the
lamppost for tho last half hour softly slid
up to him and queried:
Anything in the paper about the times
growing better?"
Eyes, few lines"
"Money easierS'
eyes"
industrial enterprise starting ups"
eyes"
Healthier tone to the the real estate
market, and good stocks have an upward
tendency"
eyes; that's about the way of it"
Sin fact" continued the interrogation,
"next year will witness a complete revival
in all lines and put us at the head againP'
II hopo So"
$50 do I. Wouldn't it be a good bust
fairs?'
"How do you meant"
"Why, gimme 10 cents now, instead of
q quarter next year.
Moo. don't like the plan," said the
man with the paper after moments
thought. 1--WE got something better than
that"
"What is it?"
"fTen OFF, was the blunt reply as he
stepped out and swung aboard tho car.
II don't like his business methods, :"
said the forestaller as he gazod after the
car. He's off, my 10 is off, and the deal
is off That throws me off That's what
Teller gifts fur talking up straight bust
ness instead of sticking to the regular pro-
gramme. ''-Dctrot Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-19
The Rest Line to Chicago, Omaha and

The Rest Line to Chicago, Omaha and
st. Louis
Is via the Burlington Route. The fast
vestibule "Ayer" leaves Denver at ESQ p.
m. daily, reaching Chicago at $500 a. IN.
and st. Louis at TAO a. M, second morn
ing, connecting with all fast trains for
the east and south.
All meals served a la carte in the ia.
NOUS Burlington dining cars.
For tickets and sleeping berths, call
on local ticket agents, or address @. W
vallery, General Agent Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-19
Administrators Notice.

Julius H. Gerdes having been duly ep-
pointed as administrator of the estate of
the late j. D. Proudfit does hereby give
notice that all persons having an account
against such estate must present them
for settlement within thirty days from the
date of this notice. julius H. GERDEs,
Santa Fe, Jan. 4, 1895.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-19
The L)siIp Iioog Mexican
SUN BEAMS.

Bilkins is one of the most popular men
in town.
Who is your authority?
Bilkins himself.