New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-25
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

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THE TALK or THE DAY.
Ct. Georges Methodist Ep.scopa! Church. Phia-
deJnhfa has iis, celebrated its ic5th anniversary.
Francis Asbury. tie first Methods; Bishop IN tho
United States. was its pastor IN lIn.
From the a.-Judse-Pr.soner. d.d yol
commit the burglary alone, or WIN the he'p OF
Prisoner-wlth the kind help OF tie SD Regiment
judge-what?, Explain yourself ,
Prisoner-Well. you see, Judge, the band maze
halls and all the people n he house vent 20 the
In the back.-(Fl.egende BAtter
Gadzooks-why do you Always applaud everything
IN the theatre. whether 1t IS good or bad?
Klnd-Mudge-If there really is anything in this
reincarnation theory | don't know bu, that I
would Ike to be good, fat comfortable hog They
Yabsiey-3ut as / understand IT. in relncarna,ion
one becomes something different from what he was
Indianapolis Journal
L. VI Curtis mining engineer. Of San Fran
CISCO. says that the Echeme TO have Barney Bar
nato paw a visit to Colorado got up TO put
fresh life into the mining boom at Cripple Creek.
s.reeter-wlc.wack makes a gres, parade OF that
sword OF his. dor't believe 1t ever entered
Toutman--Theres where you wrong s,reetsr.
dreds OF times.-Boston Transcript
'The Trade Mark Record" OF this city. OF which
Morris 5. Wise is the editor. issues prettly Illus
trated holiday number. Hereafter II will publish
all the decisions Of tine Commissioner of Patents
in all trademark arising in the United States
Patent Office.
True-"It is more blessed to. give than to re-
ceive" This Is especially Of slaps, and-arnateur
Observation-Disclosures Biatter.
The senior law class OF the Missouri. State UNI
versty has abandoned its plan TO have Colonel Rob
ert j. Ingersoll deliver address next commence
ment because OF the opposition OF the faculty.
Richard-I had great dream last night. Thought
I went into the office OF millionaire. After sit
he s aSw to ana me- ike oar
and Give S6 % DO % W 70, %a have I'm
in money, or will check do you And he took
out his checkbook to fll out the amount But I
said I'd take the cash II It was a.! the SANE to
money; but as luck would have it, woke up before
he YSt back,
Richard--Yes; and i've been kicking myself ever
since because did not take the check.-(Boston
Transcript.
Zounds-Oh. that's an easy I applaud a good
thing because It is good. and bad thing because
II Is over.
What! stynerr in trouble with his wife, -, I'm
fanously; that there never was a better husband;
that he anticipated her every wish
that she wished to get a divorce from him. and
so ne anticipated that wish and got from her.
-(Boston Transcript.
The Rev. J. Preston Fugette. Episcopal clergy
man, has copy Of THE Georgetown Advocate.
or December H. 1882 containing the first announce
ment through a newspaper OF the death OF Wash
.ngton, which occurred on December IA. The fol-
lowing is an extract from the somewhat grand.-
editorial comment on the event: III long
life devoted the most important public services
If the mos; eminent usefulness. true greatness
and consummate glory-f being An honor to our
and model 10 future ages-if all these could
nationally suppress grief. never. perhaps ought
to mourn little. But as they are most pow
erful motives to gratitude, attachment and ven
Grafton for the living and Of sorrow at their de-
parture. never ought America and the world to
mourn more than this melancholy occasion
Reputation in Peril:-Mrs. Gofreauent-You'li
hear OF trouble In the Hggamore family one OF
Mrs. Allears-Dear me. What is IT?
Ing the other day that Higgamore was awfuly
stuck on May weet.-(chicago Tribune.
Japanese correspondent; OF The Baltimore
Sun" says Considering the fact that John
Black founded Japanese journalism In 1872, COM
mendabe progress has been made. Four years ago
there were 6SS newspapers, magazines and journals
Of different kinds published in the Empire News
papers. like books. are written in the written Ian
guage. which is quite different In grammar and
vocabulary from the colloquial language. The press
laws In japan very rigorous. Article xix OF
the newspaper regulations reads follows:
When a newspaper has printed matter which Is
considered preJudcia to public order subversive
Of public morality the Minister OF State for the
interior Is empowered to suspend Its publication.
either totally temporarily During the month
following the proclamation OF the constitution the
brethren Of the press expressed themselves rather
freely. and newspapers suspended at the rate
OF two week"
How did you get Borely out OF your whist club
did you ask him to resgn?'
NO; We didn't like do that but all re-
signed except Borely, and then all got together
ana formed new club. "-(Harper's Bazaar.
corporation has just been formed In Los An
geles. Cal. for the purpose OF exploiting the gold
fields which are said to exist In the sand along Ger.
tain portions OF the shore OF the ocean between
Redondo and Santa Monica. The corporation has
lease on = mile and third frontage on the ocean.
which IL proposes TO treat soon proper facil-
tiles In the way OF machinery. etc. can be placed
upon the grounds. Already. u is said. analysis
has been made. with the most promising results.
and the company expects to develop an important
mining industry.
Future Possibilty.Colonel Ingersoil- Who Is thai
nople-iooking parsonage away there. with al
that crowd about him?
Attendant Spirlt-rhat is Moses. Would you
Colonel Ingersoll-No, | don't think care to
meet him. Pretty warm here, isn't it2 Let's move
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