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Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

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FOR sALE--T stiil have several G0od
bargain In nice little house& w. I,
l.iRon, SO Main street,
FOR sArE--rins ten-acrs fruit and
truck farm. well improved. two miies
from court house; very easy terms.
Apply to J. B.. box IL. Fort Worth.
GET A HOME CHEAP 4 rare
chance for thirty days oniy-we HAYS
Fields fIiliside addition, Xix blocks
from courthouse. WIN sell for thirty
days only NJ prlces from 500 TO y750.
Small cash payments, balance small
monthly payment. Can loan you
tate Exohanse. aos Main street.
NICE. t-room cottage. iargysiosa IS ast
$500; $500 cash. balance, si5 monthly;
worth 1900. NJ. L. Chambers. Real
Estate Exchange. 100 Main strest.
FOR sALE--At German. on the limo
OF Eastland and Comanche counties.
and the Texas Central railway. ono
eixto store house, for 5000, one broom
dwelling house for $500. u. s. Edger-
ton. Ccrman. Tex. "
FOR sALE.-At a socriloe. lots near
car line. $500 and $3.50. on easy tcrnu.
Grand View addition, $40. Worth 1000
NJ. l.. Chambers Real Estate LIZ
change. 100 Main street.
FOR sALE-one dwelling and lot, one
store house and lot. Good stock OF
groceries, drugs ard hardware. Apply
to or address Bland W. Ballard. Aquii-
Ia Texas. No ineumbranee.
FOR sALE--Five-roum house, lot sos
i6i' green houses and flowers; an Ideal
homo, South side, price $1,000. Five.
L hut eax
onth street, south front, $4,000, knight
8 blackburn. EOS Houston street
FOR sALE--Frult farm OF i2s acres.
| 30 In cultivation. House cost 1900.
Located i've miles youth OF Grapevine.
| Price $1,000. easy terms. +. l.. Wit
ten. Grapevine. Tex.
FOR sALE--one tract OF 1850 acres
cut Into i6o-acrc blocks. all frst-class
black wayy, hoH-wnllow prairie land.
eight miles from Fort Worth and two
miles from q station with three rail-
| roads, schools and churches near.
water In thirty-foot wells and wood In
/ two miles. Price. $40 per acre. easy
terms. This land 10 level hog-wallow
and .he best.
| Fort Worth. well improved and album
dance Of water. black waxy. hog-wal-
low soil: 5000, easy terms
Farm OF 200 acres, ten miles south OF
Fort Worth, on a plked road, the best
OF land. good house. large barn and
! arteslan water, $4,000. easy terms.
| Farm Of 100 acres. seven miles north
| OF Fort Worth, ninety acres In oultiva-
ton, sixty acres OF which IL gown In
what fairly well improved and the
best OF black waxy soil. 1880. easy
| terms,
Three small tracts In cultivation, but
have no houses on them viii sell cheap
and all on time to a man who Will build
| the house.
Garden and fruit lands to sell In any
rircd tracts near the city of Fort
| worth.
| Houses and lots IN all parts OF the
I city and on all kinda OF payments.
farms to lease. lands to exchange.
HUFFMAN a co.
Fort Worth. Tex
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24
MEETING
n, Oh. Npse ,ic Grand Ledge at Eous-
en-, TcNns

On account of the naovc. me Cotton
mel, route will sell tickets 10 Houston
and return at rate OF one fare for
ne round trip. Tickets on sale Novem-
~. OK and 70, December I'd and I'd.
iImitcd TO return December 18Th.
For further Information ea ar. on any
agent of tue COMPANY OF auui
A. a. Fort Worth, Tex.
d. NJ. MORGAN. c. p. & 4 A..
NJ 40, Main street, Fort Worth. Tex.
go MANNER, q. y. A., Tyler. Tex.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24


FOR sALE-span OF large mules and
new farm wagon and harness.: four
horses, two farm wagons and harness.
Apply log Front street.
CHEAP FOR CAsH--Two elegant new
book cases. one fire proof safe, and DIR.
Burts' large Cleveland bay horse and
canopy pbaeton for sale. Apply to
Mrs. DR.. Burts. 203 Rusk street.
FOR sALE-A small stock OF gro
ceries and fixtures, consisting OF coun-
tiers, 81 Giving, show cases. scales. soap,
ctc, Apply TO 90 Main street. w. l..
Ligon. trustee,
FOR sALF,-wagon yard on corner u
Rusk and Thirteenth. mouse. sheds AMI
fencei ground rent. SIS per month. APP
ply 20 w. L.. Lyon. go Main street.
FOR sALE--The thoroughbred stallion
"orvlllc." by Pat Malloy. dam Cheerful.
Orvile was q frequent winner. WIN
be sold cheap 70. @. Taylor, $40 West
Main street, Louisville. KY.
FOR sALE-Establlshed Job printing
Office in Fort Worth. or Will lease TO
responsible party. Address Printer,
COZ Houston street, Fort Worth
FOR BAIE--A first-ciass saloon doing
q good business In the center OF the
city. on corner, with nine furnished
rooms above the saloon with lunch
stand and restaurant connected with
the buslnessi apply 10 6lo Main street,
w. i. Llgon q Co.
FURNITURE, new and secondhand,
oak and walnut. stoves and crochery.
<oi Houston street. c. w. Baker.
agent. -
FOR BALE at a bargai1. gentle horse.
hsrners and buggy. Call al news stand,
sos Houston stree from 10 TO IL and .
10 0 afternoon.
FOR HALE-kt bargain. one second
hand phneton. one surry. two top box
cart. Apply 10 A. p. Walker. 2io Yves,
First street.
FOR sALE,-I am now Offering for
sale the Hanna House, with all Its M
lures. for cash, Addrsss II. W. bpssr.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24
PATENT


WILLIAM Y. hE.sD. .pvN. cvup.eivr.at.
Law aud solicitor " American aud foreign
paients, trade marks aud labels: toyin:
& streets Washington, u. y. Seventeen
years experience. including service ~. W.
smInlns corps. Y. y. patent once. ben1
ability, Correspondence invited Mrntiop
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24


TO BXcHANGE-Lands In Dallas,
Erath, stephens. Baylor, Fort Bend
and other counties for merchandise,
Dallas and Fort Worth property for
farm lands, Write un. T.. G, High
smith Land company Fort Worth,
TO EXcHANGE-23O-ac farm. high
~ improved, this county. for mer-
chandlse; 200-acre farm for merchan-
disc. knight & Blackburn. 2OS Hous-
ton street.
FOR EXCHANGED fine stock cattle
and 800 acre farm Taylor county for
stock groceries. ID. s. Hare. Fort
Worth.
FOR SALE or TRADE-Hotei with
% rooms In good location; will trade
for most anything TO get up deal
Stock OF any kind. merchandise Of
any kind-it does not make much DIFF
ference what; call to see me; l have
business. w. l.. Ugon. 6i0 Main
street.
FOR EXCHANGE-Catt mules,
hogs. feed, Implements. black land
farm, 1000 acres, timely improved, clear,
$4,000. for merchandise. d. S. Hare,
Fort Worth.
EXCHANGE what you don't want for
what you do want. Everything ex.
s.hanged Send stamp for list, Lands,
realty, oil or naptha launch. or mos,
anything movable. Jersey COW, 2.i0
PAGER. Shetland po.,y fins Jack or land
for hne upright piano. Bicycle FOR
what have you? STANDARD stallion,
cattle and Shetland ponies very low
for cash, to close out. No encountered
property handled. sharkn need not
write. Fifty cents a year for the Week
ly star outside the state. r. L. JeI..
lt.sta Nm hal
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

WANTED-The names and addresses
OF statesmen. Big pay. Address Gram
mcr, Kyle CO.. Lockncy, Texas.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24
wkNrED-r0 DuY.

wANTED-A Remington Typewriter.
must be In good order and at low
price. Address Watkins. J. c.. care
Gazette.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

ALL LADIES having few hours ieia-
ure each day should write mo at once.
regarding pleasant home work which
easily pays SIS weekly. This ~ no de-
ception and will certainly pay You to
investigate. Reply with stamped en-
yelopc Miss N. 4, Stabbins, Law
renpa Mich
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

nDWABDg labor agency wiii furnish
good reliable help OF any Kind free.
ANY person, male. or female N pced
or write the above, with stamp for
reply. No. iib Ii Main street. Fort
Worth, TEX.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

MAN or WOMAN OF good address
wanted to show our goods; make 81
20 sis per week; no talking. thsy sell
25e for samples, which sell for 81. Tho
Bishop Bennett company, s7s d go
broad street. Newark. ". ].
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

WANTED -I1xperienced life insurance
men who can give good refsrenoon and
bond to net as general agents for The
Massachusetts BENEFIT Lifo Association
OF Boston. =. W. Crawford. Manager.
Little Rock. ARK.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24
rrasoxAl-

G. T. M,-Meet C. w. W. at McGregor,
saturday p. m. or Sunday morning.
c. II. ID. Sent transportation to OKLA
homa City.
MARRY-send 1oc for matrimonial pa
per published monthly: wealthy pat
rons: personal introductions. Mr. and
Mrs. Drake. 1865 washington street.
Chicago.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

WANTED--Life insurance men Top
haures. Management OF agents. No
liability on unpaid notes. Liberal adj
vannes. Bay State OF Massachusetts,
organized 1881. Low rates. w. j.
Minton, general agent, Dalla9. Tex.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

TIE INTERN AT10NAL ROUTE u. . o. n.
80 HAlLhOADl
n. q T. c. train lessinx Fort Worth sac
o. m. makes Immediate connssten a. hssfns
and o. q, 4 s.. y. trnin leaving fort msfih
Milano With I. q u. NJ train for Taylof,
Austin. san Aasonio. LAREDO ana po.Hw -
City. ron Worth and sap Assenis Va
Hsarns'
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

FOR EXCHANGED fine stock cattle
and 800 acre farm Taylor county for
stock groceries. d. S. Hare, Fort
Worth.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24
HOARD AND MOONS.

go HOARD AND ROOMS.
roR RENTl-Nicsly furnished room,
with board, ail East Second street.
HOARD AND ROoM-LarEe, airy
room, nswly furnished; nice lodntiopj
pis Tayiey stsest ArA 4 fhospax
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

wANTED-onice fixtures and two
roller top desks. Address r.. care Ca
zetts.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24
ron SALE.
AUSTIN NURSERY.

s5 years experience on this black
land. Everything tested. No drones
In the orchards we select. Large stock.
Prices reduced. Catalogue free. For
tunes In our Texas varieties. We pay
express. RAMSEY " SON,
Austin, Tex.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

WANTED-One good live agent in
every city In Texas with a telephone
system. Address with stamp. box ?55.
Concordla. Kansas.
AGENTs--Elther srx. IS daily, supplying
regular customers. GoodR sell In every house
Free samples giyon Tor distribution, i'm.
memo prnhts, Write for pampl.I. Excel
Nor, 23f Flfth avenue. Chicago,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24
wAsTEn-TO RENT.

yyANTEr-To rent, or 5-room
house, convenient to postotilce or high
school. Must be reasonable. Address
Il. ID. X, care Gazette.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

wANTED-A reliable lady or gentle
man to distribute samples and make
n house to house CANVASS OF our VeEet-
able Toilet soaps, $40 to S75 month
easily made. Address Crofts & Reed.
:i2 South Rohey street Chicago.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

WILL open about November 2Ith In
the Glen walker Building Houston
and Sixth streets. a complete new
stock of Chinese and Japanese novel
daily invited to call and examine.
Tang Fat, proprietor
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

FOR s.lLE.-N a sacriiloe. lots near
car line. $500 and $3.50. on easy term.
worth $3.50 and $500, Choice lot In
Grand View addition, $50. worth 5000, :,
NJ. l.. Chambers Real Estate LIZ
change, 100 Main street.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

FOR sAI.E-rood houses IN all parts
OF city. Small cash payment, BALANCE
On monthly inalallments. WIN build
houses ON monthly installmeuts. DIN
and mill 10 exchange for city property.
W. II, Peekham. room .. Glen Walker
Building,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

FOR sALE--one dwelling and lot, ono
store house and lot. Good stock OF
groceries. drugs ard hardware. Apply
to or address Bland W. Ballard Aquil-
la, Texas. No inoumbrance.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24
WFIp wzSTnR.

HELP wANTED--Tie makers and
teams: 4 quarrymeni l mason; car.
riage maker; 20 lsborcrsi girls for hotel
ployment call on or address with stamp
FOR reply. Edwards Labor Agency,
IT'S 10 Main ntreet. Fort worth. Tex.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24
$40 to $50 Per Month

$40 to $50 Per Month
Can be made by my plan of Co-opcra-
tive Speculation In Wall Street on In
yestment OF 500. Sums from $40 up
wards received. Not one OF my clients
has ever lost q dollar on my plan.
Send for Prospectus and Market lei
ter. mailed free. Highest references
furnished,
IL. MORTIMER PINE.
Banker and Broker. 30 Broadway.
NEW YORK.
MONEY To loan cheap for building
purposes. Borrowers, monthly pay
ment, 1890, Investors, s. per thous-
and. Repayment after IL months II
desired. The Atlanta National invites
Investigation. Inquire Of ". g. High
smith. BELL building.
REAL ESTATE loans on Improved
property in North Central Texas. ven-
doris lien notes purchased and extend
ed, farms for sale with ANAL cash pay
ment. Easy terms. Q. ", Sllllinsn.
Board Of Trade building. Fort Worth.
MONEY 40, LlulS an FAnNs
Uy TIL
W. O. BEL6,HEh LAND MohT0A0n
COMPANY.
m AND NJ uIirfry rrutnING.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24
AGENTS wAsrrn.

AGENTS wanted to distribute circulars
and samples: good pay. Address with
&c stamp ca-tar-al Medical Co, Chi
cago. saf
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

wANTEp-A printer who wants an
education In ranslc, phrcnology o. short
hand, young lady preferred. dram
muTs Lightning SYSTEM" the quick
tsi system OF music on earth Gram.
0ysicm. For particulars write to
Grnmmer-ISyic Normal. Loekney,
Texng
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

TO EXcHANGE-23O-ac farm. high
ly improved, this county. for mer-
chandlse; 200-acre farm for merchan-
disc. knight g. Blackburn. 2Os Hous-
ton street.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

FOR sALE--Trut farm OF i2s acres.
20 In cultivation. House cost 1900.
located i've miles south OF Grapevine.
ten. Grapevine, Tex
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24


a ~, - wnn,eu - uistr'ou,e circulars
s 81 ,p's ~ $50. psy. auuress Win
scamp ~'-' Aieu'e"i w. Shi-
sas0' ------------------------
rSsN $50 wesk cleared with our
NV NV NOUS tau,u spve'aluss; senu Tor
aIve nrvni i.i'' rie' Sehtrat supply
eo'hpany. SlnV.nnau. v.
wa r,.i,',. snss IN every town 70
n.n rvS,u AZ na,,, AZ snoe SORES, A.
Snrs sna o,her nnv.i.ias nvuse num- UNI
ing articles ever Invented. For prlces,
address with stamp, Canton Brass q
Aluminium Co.. Canton, o.
sA,rr>,rN r,,,.a Co.. -,--1
o., 80 ~, ior .SEu,s SaI-
r,shsd 1u 1920 w,fh " s Sanpes ,ur
Co. Chicago.
", ,,rr,r, s,,..,,.,,, -. --- =,
NJ 70 sen cigars. slvv
nnoh'niy sualy anu expenses; expert
.nei unnecessury, enclose stamp, su-
psiier S,sar ~ eh.'aso' -
i,va.,. ~. ~, ar,,n,.' % nai,s. no ue.
- H. ~ nx,in"i,,. oes'. luz
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81 "s'A -"'"e' sHee'' fhiiaoei-
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

FOR SALE-lSiveTonm house. lot b0y
i5i; green houses and flowers; an ideal
homo, South side, price $1,000. Five
room house and barn on Went Sew
onth street. south front, $1,000. knight
& Blackburn, EOS Houston street.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

NICE. 4-room cottage. iargssios. Is est
Side. East 'front.' with furniture; price,
Estate Exchange. 100 Main strest.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

WANTED-Ladiea to travel and ip-
point asetts. salary and expenses paid;
address A. D., care Gazette.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

TO EXCHANGE-Landa IN Dallas,
Erath, stephens. Bay lor Fort Bend
and other counties for merchandise,
Dallas and Fort Worth property for
farm lands. Write un. T.. G. High
smith Land company Fort Worth
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24
rINANoAI.

MONEY TO LOAN on farms and city
property. Glen Walker. Sixth and
Houston,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

of November on about forty thous-
and cubic yards earth work In the con-
struction OF n dam at Thurber Tex.
for the Texas and Pacific Coal COM
pany; for Information md profile of
work apply at their general offices In
Hurley building, Fort Worth, or to
w. X. Gordon, superintendent at Thur
Der, TEX. =. Minis, secretary,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-24

$50 to $3.50 salary paid saiesmen for
cigars. Extra Inducements 10 custom
crs. bishop & Kline. st. Louis. No.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-01-17
N Drama lists Reioinder.

=
When Colman, the English drama
list, was examined before the committee
81 The house of coS,mons which sat On
the theatrical question, hes was asked
whether he expunged all oaths Of pro-
fame swearing from the plays omitted
70 his revision. He answered:
Invariably. =
Did you ever count the number OF
oaths in your own comedies of the
Heir at Law and John Bull?' ~
Never, but ! dare say there are 9
great many. =
Which ron disapprove OFF
Undoubtedly. =
DO you not think it would have
been better TO have omitted them?'
Much better. They disagure the
scenes IN which they are introduced and
injure the humor. z
Then, = concluded the chairman,
thinking to clinch the argument, '.you
are sorry now that you wrote either Of
those comedies2' ..s.
''Quite the contrary, . rejoined the
licenser. 81 rejoice exceedingly to have
made q good pudding, although Iregret
that any bad plums should have crept
into it. New York Advertiser.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-01-17
Pens and Ink.

The late Dr.. Holmes. like Goethe,
says Mr.. smalley in the New 7 FORK Trib-
'une. 'dwelt on the Importance Of sta
tionery and Of . good pen and good ink
TO the writer, especially the imaginative
writer. Between him and the due ex-
preston Of his thought in black and
white there. ought to be as few obstacles
as possible, no friction that can be
avoided. Many q fine thought he de-
clared had persisted ere it was fairly
born. strangled in the birth BY q hair on
the nib Of the pen Of choked out d life
~ muddy link. His paper was ruled and
glazed; his ink . thin black. not blue
black rs Is much Of the best writing
lluid In this country. He had written,
] know not how many books with the
same pen. And he looked at the pen as
II it were part Of himself. = ~.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-01-17
In the wrong Car.

{ y x =
A passenger on an up town electric
car had reached her street and wanted
to get ont. The car was full OF people
standing in the aisle, and as she thread
"a her way they moved closer together
III let her pass She had nearly reached
the dor when she stumbled and fell.
se - vllao got ont g the
I 40 had inst left hsr3 seat, md
into this tie woman who stumbled fell
heavily On her face. She ut once rose
sand looked for the obstruction and saw
that II was . large sample case.
',sA nice idea, = che said angrily, to
put algreat thing like that IN the mid
die of the car for people to fall over.
I've sprained my wrist striking on the
oar when fell over it. = st9.S8
Perhaps you think I should stand up
and hold It, 9 sneered q man who was
comic rtably seated, while . dozen wo.
MEN stood.
No, sir; think you should ride in
cattle car, = said the angry woman %
she escaped with her life and looked
.daggers after the retreating car. DE
stroit Free Press 55 55s2
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-01-17
The, Bicycle.

II q prophetic genius Of so years ago
had ventured the opinion that this gem
GRAFTON would enjoy the use Of q ma
chine which man sown physical strength
could drive 80 miles an hour or faster
even, his incredulo us nearer would. have
been likely to whisper steam. = Yet
We have today such amachine, not only
established in the favor Of thousands Of
young men given naturally to activity,
but rapidly capturing the respect and
the fancy Of people Of ell sexes, sizes
and pursuits, to whom the hitherto
known forms Of exercise have been Diff
cnlt o. impossible. The bicycle has cree
ated q sentiment for itself and for the
outdoor customs it leads towhich amount
70 = genuine Quilt. The generic name Of
s'wheelman' describes d wheelman in-
deed in spirit and In habit both - New
York Sun. ~ 81; f32 s
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-01-17
Tho Judge and the Cyclist.

The Judge and the Cyclist.
IA jocular cyclist. well known in the
Copenhagen sporting world. had to an
swer q Summons for riding on the foot
path leading to Lyngby church. The
Judge Numbered ont the words, Pom
have been cycling on the Lyngby church
1ootpath77
The cyclist nod ed assent.
You will have to pay : fine q = :
i kroner. = 5#.s5
The accused took four coins ont Of
his pocket and laid them on the bar.
But tell me, your worship have
Prince Waldemar and Princess Marie
permission to cycle on the path IN ques-
tion?'' aH55 81. 81 i. III Il s.s 81
The Judge rubbed his nose.
'Uml No, certainly not. Is this your
first offense?' g. NJ
Yes, your worship, and my last, !"
answered the culprit.
ss.'Well, then, / will let you of with
caution this time.
Our cyclist gathered up his money,
made his bow and walked Of. But
when he had got to the door the judge
called ont to him:
Hello You there. did you actually
see Prince Waldemar and Princess
Marie riding on that path?'
IT? No, your worship, {" replied the
cyclist, with a twinkle in his eye, and
was gone Hand elstid ningen.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-01-17
Danserou. =, Surgery.

Medical authorities have in some
cases had reason TO regret too active
and energetic surgery in diseases Of the
nose and throat. It has. in . number Of
instances appeared that partial or en-
tire deafness has followed operations,
and complete loss Of the sense Of smell
IL not uncommon. Conservatism is gain
ing ground among the best surgeons.
and palliative treatment is recommend
cd whenever there seems to be chance
that IL might have the desired effect.
The best doctors know that the knife e
: rood servant, but an exceedingly bad
master, and only those whose skill and
Judgment are likely 70 be faulty are
willing to ont and slash on the slight
est pretext. New York Ledger.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-01-17
there was one Dinsrenos.

8g ..8 There Was One Di6efenoe.
Perhaps the best natured and ct the
same time one of the wittiest rejoinders
In religious dispute was that made BY
Father o. eary 20 an Irish Protestant
81 haye no OBJ scticn, = said the latter.
I $50 have the Virgin Mary treated with
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