Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-10-06

my back, and then I moved Tho ofbo.
and there L was with both hands fros
/ was too tickled to stop TO think how
it happened
How did it happen?" said Immi,
Kennedy.
why, said the new member. CHATS
easy enough. The old STRINGS col soak
ing wet in the clouds and then they
froze and then they melted. and tha+
rotted them, and then I pulled my
hands. Well, when I got mv hands
kinder limbered up just reached down
and felt Of my foot rather careful and +
was awful glad TO find my riding sIiD-
per on that foot"
Riding boot, you mean" said I,m-
ME Kennedy.
No, l don't" said the now member.
Il said riding slipper nl J meant ride
ing slipper. You cant wear anv,hir-
on your feet but slippers whan YOU'RE
where there's fire worsh. Drar Vor.vo
got to take Off your shoes every Dime
you pray, and you've e0r 90 ba hand.
to pray whenever the sun rises or SOS
or there's a bonfire or anything and
fine time you'd have stopping topul of
your great clumsy boots or even shoes
wouldn't you?" .,
Jimmie Kennedy said nothing.
well" said the now member. or
pulled that riding slipper OH mighty
careful and then took mv stocking OH
nice and easy and just naturally tool,
the spur eff that slipper aUI waited uu
the Old bird opened his mouth to tool
and l slipped the rCund'rr part oil the
iron, that fits your heel. aIo lis mouth
and there i was. with as good 1.t as
If / had made it 90 Ord0r F tools nay
stocking and made pair O.. roius ont
Of it and I just leaned lac., against o.
tuft of feathers and went for @ ride
Say" said jimmie Kennedy IS The
new member paused 10 take % good
breath, chow did Won keep them Slip
pers on flying through Che that way.
if they was so loose and car3'
Didn't have TO keep them on. " said
the new member. "They l Ever
see q suction pump worh2 Wel that's
how they stayed on.
We'll, anyhow. the OLD bird was
mighty mad at first. Ha brew Inns Old
head around and tried t) min me-. but
just gave him a good jerk wild. The bic
and dug him under the body with Gre
spur on my other foot and t .od
him all right Tire FIRST thing rou
know had him headed sfra gi er The
good old ground and the uer. H'ng TCg
know / was coming down IIIo nrm-
chute IN the midst of o. Fourth of July
picnic.
Fourth Of July picnic" said Tim-
ME Kennedy. "Aro vor irving 10
make MS believe they have them in
Persia"
persia nothing" said thercw mam-
Der. "It wasn't Persia Tws .cr--
lea. and little old Rhode Island .
that"
well" said Jimmie Kennedy. "a.l T
got to say is. that bird mu- have flew
mighty fast"
IF you'd been on that Lirl' Said Poo
new member. or guess you'd lHt9
thought he did fly fast "Ve.l alv-
how it was noon no the picnic and Tho
orator was just saying he could hear
the wings of the American eagle taD
when everybody yelled. look. lock-
and they heard my wings a-a piping
and down ne dashed"
Johnny. johnny called somebody
That's ma" said the new member
give got to go to pile wood ana he
went ont Of the cave.
There was silence in tho c1ro for q
few seconds. Then Jimmie Kennedy
spoke:
Comrades said he Just then
there came q shuming noirc and ali Pc
once the old cellar door, which conceal
ed the entrance 10 the cave. leil into
the soft sand with "a mcthered
PUNK" A big policeman stood in the
deoTway.
"Say." he said amy youse kids been
hooking Mrs 1lulcahcys fence boards
for firewoOd?'
"Basebor minion.' mu.erei J.m-
ME Kennedy
whats that You say?' said the poo
liceman
NO. sir" said Jimmie Kennedy very
politely.
well" said the policeman. "saa thee
YOU don't" and he walked away .hlH
ing his club
"shucksw said the youngest Nom per-
Of the rangers. che never got down TO
the killed and wounded after a.i