Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1895-12-07
POINTS ON FREAKS.
EOME BORN TO THE PROFESSION,
OTHERS THRUST UPON IT.

If Nature Hasn't Been Kind to You In
Giving You an Odd Number of Limbs or
Hirsute Adornments Where They Ought
Not to BE. You Must Achieve Notoriety.
"Any one who has remarked the
Gregarious element in human nature,
which makes every one eager to see
what the other has seen, will not mar
vel at the success which notoriety has
attained in the show business" said
the manager of a popular museum.
'Notoriety, no matter how and where
obtained, is just so much stock i'll
trade, and people i'll our line of work
are willing to pay any price for it, To
make no account of the money value of
the advertisement, they are delighted
to know that they are being talked
about and speculated about, and to see
their names i'll the newspapers You
see how high that dome isl" he contin-
ned, pointing to the archcd space far
above the ropes and bars stretched
across for acrObatic performances.
"Well, a man came i'll here, offered to
jump from its highest point down to
the floor so as to make q name for him
self. 1t would have been certain death,
you know, to attempt it, but he said he
had practiced jumping, knew how to
manage and would escape injury. He
begged to be allowed to mako the jump
and was much cast down at our refusal
"That man only expected to jump
once. After having performed the feat
he felt that he would be curiosity
worth money to see.
"Anyway, we business people see
that the public crave amusement Of this
kind, and we are delighted to crafty
them.
cat the timo Of the white Cap agi-
tation, when there was so much talk in
the papers about their outrages, q man
offered to exhibit himself as a tarred
and feathered victim just returned from
the west, and we let him do it. More
over, the public encouraged him to do
it, for they came in hocks to see him.
The tattooed woman who was paid 500
a day was tattooed right here i'll New
York, but the work was ma1velously
we'll done, and the fairy tale about her,
as told by the Snowman, only height
ened the crowds interest and harmed
nobody. She was represented in tho
story as having been stranded on one Of
the Sandwich islands, shipWrccked,
with her hubbard, who was put to death.
Her life was spared but she was put to
torture, having these extraordinary char
I
were from 800 to 200 people at each
one Of the 81 daily performances at
which that tattOOed woman was eXhib-
tied, and all were pleased at the show,
for which they paid 10 cents -
''Do many Of these freaks, remark
able for various reasons, get fine sala-
RESP
"Indced they Go. We paid certain
midget $1O0 Il week. Her father and
the family travelled with her, and got
rich out Of it. Then that wonderful
Oregon horse with the trailing mano
and tail was paid 5000 q week for sew
eral months. The two headed negro
girl, or girls, has made fortune, and
l could mention any number of cello
bratod freaks who have profted finan-
cially.
Each day wo get letters from all
over the country-all over tho world
Offering Us freaks Of nature. This one
sends q photograph Of sheep having a
fifth leg and hoof growing out of his
shoulder This one sends a COW with
horn projecting from her back. Here is
letter from a Eandless man III West
Virginia. He writes with his toes and
writes a very good letter."
That box Of photographs unearthed
from little used recesscs to refresh the
Snowman S mind! What galaxy, not
of beauty, bat Of the bizarre and the
grotesque! Bearded women taken in
decollete gowns, their masculine faces
i'll revolving contrast to the feminine
neck and arms; men without legs Or
arms; tremendously fat men, and men
so thin that they were photographed
prone upon couch, limp and helpless;
men who had starved themselves in Or
der to live. The strong woman is there,
and her remarkable sister, with d veri-
table horses name growing upon her
back.
"That was a clever scheme this fell
low DEVISED" said the Snowman, ad-
justlng his glasses SO as to view a like
ness. He represented himself as hay
ing gunshot wound through and
through the body, and then he fixed up
an optical delusion apparatus which
made it appear that people could look
straight through him. We displayed
cOlored photograph at the back, and the
people could see that picture on tho
other side Of the man. You have no
idea what a furoro there was about it.
That was down ON the Bowery. Every
body wanted to look through the man
with the gunshot wound. Thon, finding
that the man was such bowling sue
cess woman fixed herself up as having
been speared through the body with her
husbands bayonet, the victim of cruel
ty and brutality. We fixed it for the
crowd to loci; through her, and she was
no end of "a success. She stood there
surrounded by red curtains with pa
thetic, rapt look ON her face, and the
people couldn't get enough Of looking
through her at the bouquet of flowers
displayed at her back
"People will delight in signs and
wonders as long as the world endures,"
added the Snowman, land just so long
will scientists and magicians cater to
their desires. IN Paris there is an in
stitution where infants are made into
freaks as systematically as flour is made
into bread Those in ,.haTtrp arc ski