The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1895-01-06
SPIRIT OF THE PRESS.

The decision of the War Department thar
Indian soldiers are not wanted will cause many
peculiar if not great names TO disappear from
the army rolls, Sergeant Cold Wind, Wagner
Jimmie Ears and Privates Bulldog, On-the-
Edge. On-Top-of-the Tepee, Runs-in- mong-
Them, Stone Bull and Two White. Men have
been mustered out OF service. The trouble
with Lo Is that he does not lake to the routine
of army work.-New York Mail and Express.
Anarchist Mowbray announces that during
the coming year he will preach his doctrine
of disorder and organize local groups of revo-
lutioniss in every State In the Uuion. It looks
as though Mowbray was fated to come into
violent and painful collision with the constitu-
ton of the United States.-New York Tribune.
Perhaps Secretary Carlisles reason for de-
cining office at the rnds Of the Kentucky peo-
pie at this time Is based upon the desire TO be
the next occupant OF the White House. MIR.
Carlisle is to shrewd gentleman to allow him
self 10 be candidate for too many offices at
the same time Washington News.
We wonder why 1t is tina Governor Pennoyer
OF Oregon is blatant blatherskite" because
he launches a philippe at President Cleveland
every two or three months. while Editor
Charles a. Dana is a brilliant journalist be.
cause he does the same thing every day.-Chi-
cago Times.
Why not provide by law that there shall be Ia
the corner of every football field surgeons
booth with knives. saws and artificial limbs
hanging out and with heroic young surgeon
OF fine form standing In the door with his
sleeves rolled up to his Characterization
News.
Perhaps the failure to find any record of
certain charges against "Clubber" Williams
may be explained by the theory that under in
structions from headquarters these gees
were written in sympathetic ink.-New York
World.
Between arbitration out IN Ohio that will not
stay arbltrated and conferences in Western
pennsylvania at which the dsputants do not
confer the gu estion OF miners wages is getting
into shape to discourage the most Jealous OPP.
timist.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Miss POllard's idea OF taking possession OF
thu box-office ceipts at Colonel Breckinridge's
lectures ought to serve as. discourager of
Breckenridge eloQuence on the platform. In
this role she will be public benefactress.
Boston Herald.
If there Is a LeIow In The Missouri General
Assembly, let him step forth. ST. Louis Is will
ing that Lexow employ Gof to find out
what amount Of wisdom our police have
learned from New York's fnest.-St. Louis
Republic.
Judge Holman should sell his forthcoming
book for nothing. That is the only way In
which he eau be consistent with his ideas of
economy and tile only way in which the volume
can achieve success.-New York Press.
Japan will undoubtedly agree to a peace with
China when China shaIJ va pOudaSapnhad
grant piece of her domain to the Mikado
Otherwise China Will be broken into lot OF
little pieces.-Philadelphi Record.
fall OF "a degrees in twenty-four hours
suggests that Nebraska Is capable OF pro-
ducing about as many varieties OF weather In
given time as the far-famed climate of New
England.-BostOn journal.
Chicago isn't afraid OF a Lexow committee.
The only reason she would object to one Is
that she would be Inundated TO have 1t
known that she is second to New York In any
thing.-Deroit Journal.
The sooner the present Congress quits tin.
kerlng with financial questions the better for
them and the people. Pass the necessary ap-
preparation bills and quietly slip OFF home
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The problem of how 10 relieve the poor with
out pauperIZing them is being discussed.
very simple method would be to pay them suf1i-
cient wages TO enable them to get rich.-Phila-
delphia Item.
Complaint Is made that President Dole OF
Hawaii is s.ingy. Although he receives Slo,-
600 year be only spends $1,000 In entertain
ment Dole is laying by for rainy day.-Indi-
annapolis News.
Thr Carnegie company officials are kept busy
making denials OF reports concerning the IN
tentions OF the corporation. A denial depart
ment may be added to the plant.-Plltsburg
Press.
1t costs S4o,0o0.o0O year TO govern New