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We offer Ono Hundred Dollars Re.
ward for any case OF Catarrh that can.
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. ]. CHENEY & Co, Props, Toledo, o.
We tho undersigned have known +.
J. Cheney for the last fifteen years. and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business transaction and financially
able TO carry out any Obligation made
by their firm. WEST & TRUAX,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. o.
MALDiNG, KiSHAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halle Catarrh Cure IL taken internal.
~, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces Of the system. Price
70 cents per bottle. Sold by all Drug.
gista Testimonials freq.
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FIGHT WIN rrnmp..

TrHS. o., August l4.-AI midnight
last night about fifteen tramp,. who
were stealing q ridO on a Big Four
freight train, attacked the train crew
with stones and revolvorS. When an
attempt was made to put them of,
eight shots were fred by the tramps,
one Of them cutting the coat OF a state
milltlaman, who was on the train aud
came to the aid OF the crow. The ap.
pearauce OF the uniformed soldier
Clqsed tho tramps to take 10 the woods.
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"sHgFVIgLD, April 90, 1906.
"7O al ne World"
CONTESTED ro Munpan

For Which His VITA Has Stood Indicted
For Year
ST.. Louis, August l5,-ItWIll DO rscol'
lsctsd that early in last May State sOna'
tor Peter MorrIsay, Of this city,was shot
aud killed in the house Of Maud Lewis,
said to be the senator's mistress, and
that the Lewis woman was indicted for
the murder. II now tTanspIreI that
Maud Lewis has q husband named Al
bert Andrews and that he has made q
confession 10 having killed Morrlssy.
lIs wants to be arrested and have Maud
released, but the authorities have taken
no action In the case.
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Distressing kidney aud bladder die.
eases relieved IN six hours by tho "NEw
GREAr soUrH AMERICAN KIDNEY CuRE, "
This new remedy is u great surprise OIL
account Of lie exceeding promptness in
relieving pain in tho bladder, kidneys.
back Rad every part OF tho urinary pass.
ngo In male OF female. 1t relieves 70.
tention Of water and pain in passing Il
almost Immediately. II Won want quick
relief and euro this ia your remedy,
Sold by Il II. Lat, druggist Wheeling
W, Va
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RDUcATIoy NECESSARY.

Before English voters will go any
further in diamantling tho church a
long campaign OF education will be
necessary. The issue is complicated
Gomewhat BY the fact that in Scotland
tho established church is PresbYtOr'
ian church. PreibyterianiSm forms n
strong element In English non.con.
iurmity, aud the English non'confOrm.
lists have been hitherto tho backbone OF
the dissstablishmen! party. But when
ones own faith and ones own dear
forms are threatened by the outwork.
ing OF certain principles, ono is apt to
weaken 10 his attachment to those
principles, and II is very evident that
something like this has happened in
the ranks Of the English non'contorn'
lists.
Another poiat at which tho religious
element uniavoraby affected the Lib
erals was ia the fact that this party
came to tho polls without the backing
which 1t usually has from what lie
known in England as the non.coniorm'
ist conscience. II was this which drove
| Parnell from power, and II was this
which was always with Gladstone. not
only the court oil tiual appeal. but a
court which in i. final decision never
failed to support that great moral
champion. In the late election the LIB
cral party had for its prime minister
tho winner OF two Dcrby's-an awful
sin in non coniormist eyes. For ito
Irish secretary and most eloquent
speaker, II had John Merely, an agnos.
tic; for lhs leader OF the radical wing,
Henry labOuchere, who Is sturdy
friend OF humanity, II ia true, but who
has in religious matters tho reputation
oil being Fccptlc; while Sir William
HarcOurt whatever may DO his creed,
ia held by the masses to DO AZ innocent
Of any distinctivoly religious purpose n,
though he werO n pronounced irsn
thinker. The personality OF Gladstone
ovstshadowel these deficiencies, but
that withdrawn, tho gaunt facts Of tho
situation stood out in such bold relief
that even tho casual visitor was i'm.
pressed by them.
Much OF tho non contormilt con.
science resides in tho bosom Of Eng.
lands sturdy tOIlers. Tho masses Of
tho farm laborOn who do little think.
Ina arc attached, like much Of tho soil
they cultiyale, 10 the established church.
They bol1ns TO this category BY inhorl.
tance rather than choice. 10 touch
their church ID to touch them In an on.
sBntiAl part 10 their lIvOI. 10 threaten
tho resoufccs Of the church, Ia 10 throat.
an tholr worry RtLonuRted incomes; for
II the church became dependent upon
voluntary support, they would nalnr.
ally bo gxrOCtol to nay fairly for 8Or.
vices which they now get for noxt to
nothing Not only 80. but that goo,u
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Tnll MAN IlxrLosIYN
eau bs Handled Like Corn Meal, nut Has
Terrible Power.

eau ba Handled Like Corn Meal nut Has
Terrible Power.
WELISHoRo, Pa, August l4-An OK
hIbition Of the now high explosive aud
gun shells invented by George n.
Hathaway, was given here to-day before
party Of illty experts and capitalists.
Tho shells we're fred from a WinchsI'
tar repeating rifle, with gunpowder as
tho propeIllng force. and they ex'
ploded like bombs with a timo fuse at
distance OF 400 and 500 yards, The
force was terrific, but the shells were
safe from explosion by conclusion.
The new explosive, 1t is claimed. can
be handled with as much safety as corn
meal. which it resembles In appear.
Rnce, bat It's force 10 five per cent more
powerful than the highest grade oil
dynamite.
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AM paIn nanl.hcd by Dr.. Enc, raIn rlll..


The best SalvS In tho world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhoum, fever
sorcs, le(tor, chappOd hands, chllblalnS,
cornS. and all skin eruption', aud posi-.
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ltia guaranteed TO give perfect satiaiac.
tiou or money refunded. Price Is
CsntO por box, For sale by Logan Drug
CompnnH
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Cholera Mounts is n dangerous com.
plant, and often is fatal in It's results.
70 avoid this you should uss Do Wits
Collie and Cholera Cure, Us soon as tho
first symptoms appear. Logan Drug
Co, Wheeling, W. Va, b. i. Peabody,
Bcnwood, aud Bowie & Co., Bridge.
mort O. 8
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Special CorrtsroidsiGoftns H'eiigMca,
LONDON, ESuGINn, August G.-ro fully
account Tor tho recent electoral rsvOlu'
ton in England, which has ObviouHly
been brought about by a temporary do
fiction OF tho working classes from the
liberal ranks to the standards borne by
toryism, ons must acquire an made
knowledge Of the habits Of that class OF
Englishmen, must consider how, with
such habits OF thought aud life, the
masses OF England's toilsrs would DO
likely to feel toward current issues, and
must make due allowance for tho prel'
ent day influenza Of o certain kind oil
long continued education and environ
menL lit be true, as this correspond
enca haS aimed TO show, that practically,
so lar as Immediate measures OF social
and industrial relief arc concerned, the
Workmen vera left with little choice
between Tories and Liberals, then tho
bolt toward toryism must be largely
attributable to O dtsSalillaction OF me
labor vote with the leading lines Of
Liberal policy. The four great iasuos
wero local option, home rule, church
disestOblishlnen and the house oI lords.
have Catalogued these issues in the
ordor in which, in my Judgment, they
influence the election. On every point
the Salisbury.Chamberlain toTcei were
for letting things alone, while the Rose,
berry larcourt party were committed
on each line to some great change,
though tho issue, unfortunately, was
somewhat confused by tho TACT that the
Liberals were not in perfect agreement
on all points, and had not stated with
entire precision Just what the changes
they promised would embrace.
The questions Of home rule and
church disaStablishment, It should be
remembered, are ancient questions.
They have agitated parliament and the
constituencies for many years. IN one
respect they are coutemporaneous,, Tor
it was generally understood, whom state
aid had been Withdrawn from tho Prot
astant Episcopal church in Ireland, that
the first step had then bOen taken to-
ward Ireland emancipation politically,
Since then, however, home rule has had
many ups and downs, and has proven
to be such an irntant on both sides OF
the channel, that it has pNlied to a Ger.
tain extent on the national tastei aud
establishment, in the meantime, hav'
ing crossed the channel into Wales, has
come now 40 near TO England itself a.
to make It impossible Tor the English
man to dIssocinte tho threatened welsh
church from his own and that in Scot
land. 4hus, the nation 10 sick Of the
first Of these Issues, and upon the other,
tits "a yet 10 an alarmed state, with
prejudice rather than conviction at the
helm, ready to vote against II for no
better reason. perhaps, than that II is
not yet sufficiently informed to feel that
II could safely and Justly favor such a
measure.
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A srI.ANaM nnooYRLLY.
Tile Confs,,lOn OF Murderer Found
Written On hoard.


Written On u BOARD,
TWEED, 0Sr,, August l5,-on tho six
tenth OF August last Annie Calendar, n
young English girl, living near Peter
bOro, disappeared, leaving no trace. To-
day a strange discovery was made. Ed
ward Dowdoll, section foreman Mt Shelf
field Station, found under the timbOra
Of 4 bridge q TOW miles cast OF Tweed, a
piece Of plSned board about thirteen
inches square. on which WAS written the
following statement.
"sHgVVIgLD, April 20, 1906,
"7O al ne World"
"A GaEgrINa:-ThIs Is 10 earthly that
Ibid, on the sixIssnth day Of August,
1894, murder Annie Calender, q young
English girl, In the little cemetery at
Peterboro, and with a piece Of rope and
railroad iron, | sunk her dead body in
the lake. ibid II TO hide crime, | iOel
that God will never forgive me for it, |
cannot rest day or night, would like
her body taken up aud buried,
(Signsdl. ~, u"
The case ia In the hands OF the dstsc'
tlYeS.
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Jos. HORNE & CO.,
Penn Ave, aud Filth ST., Pittsburgh
The New
Fall Dress Goods

Are daily erowdlng to the counters
Although the season h9sn'tyet be-
gun, we've more Fall Dress Goods
IN stock than most stores carry at
any time.
Such Handsome Stylesl
Such Rich Qualities
And values at theprlces be-
fore unknown.
Here's a short list OF some Of the
newest;
At $50 a yard
Navy Blue aud Black All.wnol sergeS'
SBiuChss widei RS good as youds1'
poet for 500,
Ai,Wool Bright PlNils for School
Dresses, IS inches wide
At 50 and 400 a yard
Very special qualities in All'WooI
HenriOttas, IS inches wide
At 500 a yard
Black and Navy Ground lienFisttas,
with Colored Figures, 40inchos wide.
6l.inch French Sarges, Navy, Brown,
Green, Rs,eda, Tan, Garnet
5g.Inch Navy and Black Storm serge
At 76c a yard
6+Ipch CheyiOt Serge, the regular II
quality,
5O.inch Sacquard suiliHE, very choice
colorinR,, and the regularSl quality
At $l,25 a yard
Heavy PiquO Cords, with slightly
mixed efect-Silvsr, Gray, Dark
Tan, Mode. Old Rose, Blue, Brown,
Navy, so inches wide.
A great showing Of new Sllk'and'
Wool Plalds, 40 inches wide, soc.
Coo, 6sc IA yard, Formerly 81
would be cheap for any OF them.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-08-16
THE ENGLISH WORKMAN
Face to Face with Great Issues In
Politics,
HOW HIS CHARACTER AND HABITS

Wore Revealed ia tho Lato Election
Ills Attitude Toward Local Option,
Homo Hulc, Church pIsostablish'
mont aud tho House Of Lords, tho
Four Great Issues of tho Campaign
just Closed.
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A Postal Card Request
Viii bring you samples Of any OF
the above. or any other information
you may ask for.
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Mothers Friend +"
RSiss Breast.

I have been n midwife for many
years, and IN each case where "MOTE.
ERS FRIEND" WINS used \ accomplished NON.
toS 0nt shortened labor and VssOnod balm, II
Ia tho best remedy for RISING or THE
BREAST known, and worth tho prlcO
for TINT alone,
Mira NJ, NJ. lIrswStsr, Montgomery, Ala
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Sent by Express ot mnIi, on receipt Of price,
fi'OO PET bottle look ITO Mothers" mailed
free,
BRApFlELp REGULATOR co., ATLANTA GA.
SOLD NJ ALL pRuoalBTs
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TN csrAm ouurIzr, n ,lunalr sraErr, NV Yonr en-
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would be destroyed which now occa'
slonallY laws upon their sCanty tables
the eggS Of charity That these would
support the marty OF dissstablishmsnt
was not to bs expected. Nor, with the
non.comtormiat conscience properly
aroused, would tho detection OF this
class have bsen a matter OF much con-
cerni for, in that case II IL reasonably
corlain'that tho votes Of the farm labor
ers would havo boon ablupc0d II not
overcome, by the more intelligent work
men in towns aud cities, many OF whom
-perlkps, ] might cay, the large pro-
portion OF WhOm-ara attached 10 the
chapel rather than the church, The
elections have shown, however, that
this conscience was Apatheilc, and that
II had, In the surface facts oil tho sltua'
ton, good reason to DO so,
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"The use Of 'Castoria' IS 70 universal and
It's merits 50 well known that II seems a work
OF mpererogation to endorse It. Few nrO tho
intelligent families who do not knCp Castoria
within easy reach"
cIRtns MARTIN, D. D.,
New York City.
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castoriA cures Cole, Constipation
Sour Stomach, Darhpa, Eructatin,
Kills Worms gives Sleep and promotes q
gstiOn,
without injurious medication.
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"For several years have recommended
your CAstOriA,' and shall always continue 70
do 50 as IL has invariably produced boneAci
roRlltA"
EDWIN F. PARDEE, n. D.,
iasLh street and III Ave-. New YORK Citr
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-12-19
HIS OLD FRIEND COL. B.

A Detroit Young Man Puzzled by a
Striking Resemblance.
"My dear, dear old boy!' began the
ELUSIVE young man as he entered a
Woodward avenue car and slapped q
middle-aged man on the back; "but /
was just thinking of you a moment
ago. How do you do, anyway
81 am well, sir" frigidly returned
tile man as he turned full around.
"Ah! Beg pardon for my mistake.
was certain it was my dear old
friend Col. b.
II said was well,' repeated the
Ian who had been slapped.
YES, ! know, and l beg you to ex-
cise me. It's the first time / ever
made such mistake. The resemb-
lance is wonderful"
did you wish to speak to me, STRIP
demanded the other in tones about
forty degrees below zero.
II shipped you on the back by mis-
take l am sorry for it You look
Ike the twin brother of my old friend
Sol. b.. and / mistook you for him.
@orI.y-yery sorry, and hope you will
overlook it,
Are you addressing me, sir?' came
IN colo and fiinty tones across the car.
Yes, sir. When I came in took
you for my old friend Col. b., and 1t
'raa nos until after had slapped you
cn the back that found out my mis-
fakc. II was very rude Of me, and
peg PARDON and hope you will over
ipns it,
What DO you wish me to overiooky''
THE yourg man got up to go all over
that speech, again, but a plumber who
was about 10 get off took him by the
arm and walked him out and dropped
lin Oh the asphalt, and said:
Young man, you must have drunk
one TOO many cocktails. That's Col.
=. himself you have been talking TO
nil fhis time."-Detroit Free Press.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-12-19
JUST WHAT 10 EAH. \
He HAD Not TASTED q Civillaea lSSj
for Several Years. ESSSsS

He Had Not Tasted a Civlllaea
for Several Years. sss ssssss
He was q florid Englishman, yOuneI
and aristocratic in his manners Els
clothes. however, betrayed 2 very
Western origin, and his boots showeds
that for long time he had been n an
agricultural vicinity.
..Yes," he said, II have firm out
in Minnesota, and work hard myself
although I am what you might calI
very well of. l know that the only
way to look after my interests ID to
look after them myself, and set IN
at 4 o'clock in the morning and dig
around and see that the plowmen are
not asleep in the burrows or anything;
like that. ys
1T feels good to get back to ciyili-
cation, though. 1t isn't the theaters
or the pretty girls or the shops that n
like, but 1t is one feature about city
life which you would never guess. 81
is the only thing that makes me want
to get away from the farm, and that
is that l can have my meals either
with refined people or by myself.
"Out in Minnesota on farms they
have the theory that a workman is as
good as his master and sight better;
AS result the farmer is compelled;
to eat his meals With his hands. and i
can tell YOU that he sees some great
feats in sword swallowing, knife lick
ing and that sort of thing. When
first went to Minnesota wanted to
dine by myself, but the people in the
vicinity most wanted to lynch me.
They said they didn't want the intro
duction of any feudal system in the
town of straightforward, and all the
workmen wanted to leave. I simply
had to surrender, and now I eat my.
meals at table with lot OF fellows
who have their hats on, and who take
plugs of tobacco out of their mouths
and place them on the sides of their
plates while they eat.
Il can never get used to it, however
long I live there, and never really
have an appetite unless l am away
from home. Tonight I leave for my
farm. That makes three dinners be-
tween this and a return to my excel
lent friends who eat with teir whole
face, and pour gravy down each
others backs at their meals by way
of observation-disclosures Record.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-12-19

SSTs sa0O nse AlH0k crA.s
Aen Monroe arrived, on April l2.
sIsfsingstone had an ,lmaxing PROPOSE,
Hon to SGT before him. Ronaparte
syNnAtesl t0 sell Louisiana. Whatever
nude he had silenced. the chambers
she had not even consulted. The only
serious hindrance lie seems to have
encountered was in his 3oWn fiMily,
With his brothers Lucien and Joseph.
Luclen. had secured Louisiana for
Trance In 1870, by the treaty of San
lldefOnso, and Was proud of his work.
he had Won rank as a diplomat from
the NttAir. us we'll as an enormous for
tune; and when Joseph came TO him
telling him the general. ,yas going to
sell the recent acquisition he was an
cry
The two brothers hurried to Ronn.
sparte to demonstrate. They found him
In his bath, hut, in the fashion OF the
day, he received thHn,, and Mt once
introduced the subject.
s s ssssI Has Joseph told yo, l am going to
eil Louisiana he asked OF Lucien.
q SsssAY Yes, answered Lucien, "hut flat
ter myself the chambers will not give
their consent"
$50 do l, as have told YOU" put
in Joseph.
This. opposition fired Bonapartc,
who promptly assured them that il he
wished. lie would sell Louisiana with
out the consent of any one whomso-
ever. ~sgss
The debate grew warmer. Joseph
rushed to the tub where his brother
was submerged In Opaque water, and
declared If he dared attempt such a
thing he would himself mount the
tribune in opposition. Bonaparte,
furious. sprang up, exclaiming, You
are ins0lent! ought" but slipped
and fell, deluging Joseph in perfllmcd
water and breaking up the quarrel.
An hour later Bonaparte and Lucien
resumed the conversation In the form
er's study. Lucien contended the sale
was unconstitutional. Bonaparte
tainted him with the term, told him
that he Ind less respect for the con-
stftution on the 18th Brumaire. Luc-
len, incensed, informed the general
that il he We're not his brother he
would be lis enemy; and Bonaparte,
excited, dashed his snuff box to the
floor, exclaiming, 'You my enemy! I
would break you as I do this box"
These scenes were repeated more than
once before the negotiations were fin
ished, but they seemed not to have
caused any hesitation on B0naparte's
side, for, in spite Of all opposition, the
negotiations were finally completed,
md Louisiana was ours, the price be-
ing G0000, 900 francs, we to assume,
in addition, the spoliation claims Of
our country against France up to the
amount of 2OOOO,OOO francs. Bona
parte was rejoiced. It was an admir-
able war measure, and he told one of
his councillors in glee, II have given
England a maritime rival that sooner
or later will humble her power."-Mc-
Clnre's Magazine.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-12-19
"a Woman Of Nerve.

THE most remarkable exhibition of
nerve. l ever saw said G. A. Rodney,
general agent of the yandalia, OCCUR
red on Pennsylvania train. was
going east, and in the same car with
me We're woman and her husband
who We're travelling from the west to
New York. The first morning out the
yS,ciisan. got out of her berth and told
tie porter that her husband desired
60 sleep as he was not feeling we'll.
..1All that day the man remained in
his bed, while his wife read the pa
pers. played cards and acted just the
gSa1ile us the other passengers In he
SIp he berth, and pulling back the
curtains, he was Mortified to fil,d that
tsea lnnn was dead. 1t vas dem H.
sstfated that he had died some me
during the previous night. The w0ln-
ta 'snew it. but explained that she did
ilnt@giye the alarm because she was
very anxious to reach her desfiunti IL
ard she was afraid that if the con-
sdilctor knew her husband was dead
she would have to leave tire train.
go II that day she rode knowing that
her husband was q corpse a few feet
distant from her, and yet she never
betrayed the facr, and il the portg.-
had not insisted M changing the bed
II is likely that she would have reach
ea New York before the death or her
was discovered The corpse
was taken from the train near Pitts
bigsg. have heard Of nerve. but fiat
beat anything that ever came To my
knowledge" Chicago Mail.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-12-19
HER LIFE was SAVED.

The Invalid Was Aroused When
They Found the Right Subject.
Doctor" he asked anxiously, ''is
there no hope?"
e Il fear not" replied the physician,
with an ominous shake Of his head,
"She has been sinking rapidly since
daybreak, and has little vitality left"
Can you do nothing foc herr" he
persisted pleadingly. lis all your
medical skill Of no avail7"
The doctorsshOok his head.
cannot rouse her." he said. sShe
will make no effort to help herself.
f you can arouse her to some slight
exertion there may be hope YETI
The father turned toward the bed
upon which his beautiful daughter lay
with her eyes half closed.
Babel" he pleaded, speak to me. :"
She looked at him, but there was no
sign of recognition.
Your new gown has come from
the dressmaker's, J" he said, but she did
not seem to hear him.
Your brother has returned from
ASIA" he ventured as second trial.
She paid no attention to him.
Miss Mulbill, next door, eloped with
q coachman last night" he said.
She did not seem to care.
Your mother has decided to take
you to the seashore this summer" he
persisted.
az Still she was not interested.
81 Then, as if inspired by a great
thought, he turned suddenly to the
physician and exclaimed in a business
like way:
Did you hear that the conference
of eminent divines has decided that
there are no bicycles in heaven?"
She was saved. Her interest was ex-
cited and she moved and spoke