Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1895-07-25
PlTH AND POINT.
Nothing can Kill an enemy entirely
dead but love. Rams Horn. tHig

dead put love. liam III orn, 'I4fI
-Renter-"Is there water on the top
floor of this house?' Honest Agent
"Yes, ma'am, when it rains."--Phila.
delphia Inquirer.
-Wiggles-'I have just one cigar
here. You haven't any objections,
have your Waggles-"Not II smoke
it,"-Somerville Journal.
She 81 have an instructive feeling
that can trust you" He passionate
ly)-"Ah, my darling, would that some
others felt that way"-N. Y, Herald.
The Soft Answer, Gust pro.
posed you hesitate. Have q rival,
then?' She-"Oh, no. On the con-
trary, you are my fiances rival'-
Vogue. bel. f
-Tramp-"oh, sir, please help me;
I'm tired of life!" Bacon--"All right,
my man. Wait there; I'll go and get
you one of my wife's biscuits, "-Ex-
change, ts'u.
Everett Wrest-"Pve got sich a.
pain in me back to-day" Dismal
Dawson-"What caused it, pard?"
Everett 1Wrest- ''Feller offered me
work. "-Cincin natl Tribune.
Mr.. Dropp in-"Is Mr.. Bate In to-
day?" Mr.. Bates Partner-"No, sir;
he's down at the Rangleys." Mr..
Droppin-"Ah! Catching fish?' Mr..
BIS P.-"No sir; fishing. Boston
Courier. auW lUs iHh
-Statesmanship and Pulchritude.-
A German scientist says that thinking
is one of the chief causes of wrinkles.
Perhaps this explains how our con-
gressmen preserve their good looks
Cincinnati Inquirer. Is .
Mrs. Malaprop-"Who are the two
young ladies playing that duet on the
piano." Herr Strawitzki-"onc is the
daughter of the hostess" Mrs. Mala-
prop-"And, pray who is her accom-
plice?"- Eulen spiegel. ,s
IA cat" aid Tommy, "has to be
killed nine times before it's dead"
That's nothing" said the neighbours
boy, whose father is on the board of
trade, you just ought to hear about
the wheat crop"-Chicago Record.
old Cashly giving his son check
Now, be careful, my boy. Remem-
Der, fool and his money are soon
parted" Spendall Cashly-"Yes, sir;
and thank you for having obliged me
so promptly. "-Scribner's Magazine.
Great Pugilist-"lf he means bust
ness, If there is any fight in him, If he
wants to fight me here, he must be
here on the 10th" President Attn
letic Club-"Why on the 10th?" Great
ugilist-"Decause leave here on the
9th. cleveland Plain Dealer.
old Gentleman--"Do you think.
sir, that you are able to support my
daughter without continually hover
ing on the verge of bankruptcy?'
Suitor-"Oh, yes, sir, Pm sure l can.
| Old Gentleman-"Well,N that's more
than can do, Take her and be hap
Ply. Tit Bits.
Mr. Ennicott-"T There's a lot of
steamer trunks piled out conspicuous
ly in front of Mrs. Slimpocllet's house
waiting for the expressman. What
does that mean?' Mrs. Ennicott with
scorn)--"It means that she's going
down to her uncles farm to spend the
summer. Chicago Record.
MIR Binus-"Maria, how does il
happen that Fanny isn't going t.
church with you this morning." Mrs
Billus-"You know as well as do
John, that when Bessie and Kate anC
go to, church somebody has got t
stay at home. There isn't room fo
four pairs of sleeves in our-pew. Chi
cago Tribune. st .s.t
We talk of human life as a journey
but how variously is that journey per.
formed! There are those who com,
forth girt, and shod, and cmantled, t.
walk on velvet lawns and smooth ter
races, where every gale is arrested
and every beam is tempered. Their
are others who walk on the ALPINE
atis of life, against driving misery
and through stormy SORROWS, owe
sharp Affections; walk with bare fee
and naked breast, jaded, mangled an,
chilled. Sydney Smith: sCe4n-,