The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-01-23
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

1t is when a devil looks least like
devil that he is most dangerous.
Four thousand Sioux Indians are
said to be regular church attendants.
- American women are growing
taller, while the men are getting short :
er.
- If our efforts to DO good to others
are spurncd, they, not we, are the
losers.
Nobody cares how much a man
loves himself so long as he loves his
neighbor as much as himself.
Whenever the world comes face
to face with unselfsh love it has to
stop and think.
Kindness is the cheapest COM
modify in the world, and yet people
don't have much of it.
There is man living at Stillwa-
ter, Mimi, who has not worn hat for
40 years, winter or summer.
There is nc sin SO little, but that
if it had the right Of way and time
enough, it would wreck the universe.
There is no one so innocent as
not to be evil spoken Of there"is no
one so wicked as to merit all condem-
nation.
Judge Henry, in Kansas City,
recently decided that man must pay
his wife's debts, even if he be suing
her for divorce.
"Miss Alright, now that you 5
have refused me, hope you will not
think any less Of me than you did be-
FORE" II couldn't
He: "Now, II am lover Of
yours. A lover of 20 years stand
ing" She: "Well, take seat. You
must be tired"
"What's the mans business 2''
"Hes an expert accountant. "Je-
rusalem | If we'd only had him in
our election, we'd all got in.
Mrs. Blackwood, of Indiana, who
is about to marry her twelfth husband,
will probably stop there, as she thinks
13 an unlucky number.
- The first English temperance
society, formed in 1917, allowed it's
members to drink only IA glasses cf
beer a day.
A woman in Columbus, Mo-, had
to bring suit against her husband, as
county treasurer, to reduce the taxa
tion on some of her property.
= In China, which has long been
known as "tho land Of opposites," the
dials of clocks are made to turn around,
while the hands stand still.
She (severely)-How many more
times are you going to ask me to marry
you? He (calmly)-How many more
times are you going to refuse me?
If a man is bad, his mother says
it is because his wife does not UNDER.
stand him, and his wife says it is be-
cause his mother always spoiled him.
- A fence of wire netting 500 miles
long is one Of the wonders Of Aus
tralia. 1t was erected for the purpose
of confning the rabbits to certain
district.
= California has one Of the most
remarkable timber belts in the world,
embracing 4 1876 square miles, and
containing ,ne hundred and twenty j
three billi IN feet Of timber. Z
RUDY's PILE SUppos1ToRY, is guar
anteed to cure Piles and Constipation,
or money refunded. 50cents per box.
Send stamp for circular and Free Sam
pie to MARTIN RUDY, Lancaster, Pa.
For sale by Wilhite & Wilhite, drug
gists.
- "There's one thing I don't un-
derstand," said Little Harry "that's
why good-tasting things like pie make
me sick, while bad-tasting things Like
medicine make me well. 1t ought to
be the other way"
He-'You said before we were
married that I could sit around with
my coat off and smoke when I pleas
ed" She-"Yes; but you don't
please when you sit around with your
coat off and smoke" +"
"It is wonderful what progress
has been made in the way Of machine
ry," remarked Mr.. Figg. "I see that
there has been a machine invented
that can make complete pair Of shoes
in sixteen minutes. Why, that is {
even faster than Tommy can wear
them out"
-"You will remember, said Snor-
kins, "that geese once saved Rome.
eyes," replied Barkins, "but that's
no excuse for so many geese cackling
nowadays under the impression that
they are saving this country"
Husband-"What do you do
when you hit your thumb with ham
mer? /? You can't swear" Wife
"No, but I can think kwith all my might
and main what a perfectly horrid,
mean, inconsiderate, selfish brute you
are not to drive the nails yourself"
- Mrs. Rosa Mcdonald, who was
one hundred and four years old, died
at Lockport, near Chicago, Tuesday.
Her father lived to be one hundred
and two years old, and three Of her
brothers passed ninety. Who says
Americans are not long lived +?