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The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-02-16
ORGANS at Gates Furniture compan!

ORGANS at Gates Furniture company.
FIVE per cent. paid quarterly on saw
ings deposits at Provo Commercial d
Sayings Bank.
We wish to state to our patrons that
One Minute Cough Cure is safe and
reliable remedy for children troubled
with Group. colds. hoarness and lung
troubles. 1t is pleasant to take and
quickly cures. Smoot Drug COM
pany,
THE fremen will give their next
grand ball on February 22ud in honor
of Washington's birthday in the
Southworth hall. They have arranged
for piano for the occasion and good
music will be had. Tickets 80 cts.
IT is not miracle. 1t won't cure
everything, but it will cure piles. That's
what De Wits Witch Hazel Salve
will do, because it has done it in humid
reds of cases. Smoot Drug company.
F1RsTCLAss cedar posts, select in
every particular. Cheap at A. o.
Smoot's yard.
HEADACHE is the direct result of in.
digestion and stomach disorders. Rem
edy these by using DeWitt's Little
Early Risers, and your headache dis
appears. The favorite little pills
everywhere. Smoot Drug company. \
A STRONG dramatic company ap-
pears at the opera house tonight in
"Strife." Reduced prices.
NOTWITHSTANDING the storm of last
Sunday evening, the Baptist church
was nearly full to hear Rev. Andrews
sermon. ALI will be interested in the
subject tomorrow evening, Anti
Christ or the Man of SIM" Rob. Irvine
and wife are expected to assist in the
singing.
Sommerville Of Grand county are in the
city today. They haye nothing further
TO say about the habeas corpus proceed
ings nor as to why the captain has not
been confined in jail than has already
been said. The whole matter will be
gone into carefully in open court on
Monday morning next.
SEE Gates Furniture company before
you buy bedroom suits.
BARGAINS in mems, ladies' and
children's underwear at Irvine & Bar
ney's,
For RENT. -DwelIing-house brick,
five rooms, corner Fifth and n streets.
City water, granarY, cellar, barn and
stable room, as well as garden spot.
Cheap. Apply to L. s. Glazier.
LADIES' wooden hose at 20 cents at
Irvine & Barney's.
EVENING shades in albatross, cash
meres and fine worsteds at Irvine &
Barney's.
A GENTLEMAN of this county who
has excellent judgment remarked to
us the other day that he knew of no
pill, so good for constipation. dyspepsia
and liver complaint as De Wits Little
Early Risers. Smoot Drug company.
HEADQUARTERS for fresh oysters at
B. F, Fliener's cafe. Sold by the can
or served to order.
The cheapest place for fruit boxes
and bee keepers supplies is at Geo. W.
Mickel's, Provo.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-02-16
Use Pure Wafer

The celebrated Black Buttes coal al
A. 0. Shoots ward.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-02-16

FLOUR! FLOUR! FE.OUR!!!
40 cents in cash will buy eack of
flour at Boshard & SaXev's.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-02-16

For sALE-Old papers at rs Gems
per hundred. Apply to the business
lffice of HE DISPATCH
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-02-16
Provo Opera House.

S. S. Jones, Proprietor.
]. G. GRAHAM, Mgr. S. ], JONES, Treas.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1895-02-15
Couis Cobmann's
WotPI,
323 nno 325 Spraee StraBe.

st. eouis aubeuisr 8uid uuo q. 8obiuion
8iere. 8srliner @eibbier. 8on aSsinen uno
eiquoren per6en nur bic erprobteiten Rarfen
sefubtt Better Bortsr uno ale
0Sarme unb falte Spetfen
,u isbsr sagss,sit. ale Dtlifatsfi.n Der Sab.
rssssit Stns rsi4baItiss 4uspabI bg bsf'r
eiearrsn.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1895-02-15
0pra Der StibGeite.

8eibe StabIiperfe muBtsn am Sreitas
peeen benz S6neeturm bic Nrbelt Elm.
iteasn.
Serr Sebaftian @-simsI unb SRI.
aaroline Sudan traten am Samitag
4benb in ben Gbefanb Elm.
Senrp Yontius bon gebar Ipenue
bat iid 10 ,ismli4 bon ieiner fdr,Ii1en
arantbeit erbplt.
Die 8itteruns IeBten Sreitas Ibenb
mar su uneinitis unb bic SIbfsite San.
osIsbebDrbe belt feline 8sriammluns ab.
Ser 8ir9en6or Der ct. Wlarisn airds
unternabm lebte Bode cine Sdlitten.
fabrt nad Ylttston. 8ep. 8atsr Gbrlf
besleitets benfeIben.
Nlitslieber Der SaIpation grmee
iparen am DienitaS auf Der SGoisite uno
iudten cine Gale, um 8ortrdes ab3ubal.
ten. 9lub bies nod
@sbdlfs StrabenfommiFGr SiIb fel
am Donneritae Nbenb Dor ieiner Wobn.
uns on 8lttstOn Ipenue auf benz Ssitsn'
ipe8e uno brad elm 8ein.
Sermann, Der 2idbrise Sobn bss
Nill,am 8anberoeer, tpurbe am Donner.
tag Ra&mittas LETTER @O6e i'm Ssps
Bart oeuti4sn fatb. 5riecbofs bssroist.
Gin Sobn bsS glmbroie Sers bon
Stone 9lpenue ipurbe am Donnsritap
uon einem Basen nieberserannt, iepod
nidt sefdbrli6 perlest.
WidasI Stiisnsfis. Elm 1asslDbner in
ben Sdc StabInerfen, erbielt am Sam,
itus bur6 einen ,ufda,sen SdaufsIfot
sinen sroBsn Sbnitt iiber einsm ause.
Ser Solicitor fur baS ,,@otsnbIatt'
tpirb ON Samitae ober 0iontas. tpenr
oas @etter eanitls 1T. ooripredsn uni
mir bpffen, bab er nidt ieer ausesber
rpire, psnn mir braudsn bas @elb feb,
nDlbis.
Die 8ermeHer ber g., 8. l. 50. 60
iinb leste Wobe BON ben 8samten be-
Gompanie bena4ri6tist tporben, bi
Dlattes StraBe su erpeltern. unb es fol
nit Der Grbeit beaonnen tperbsn, ioball
es bic WitterunS erIaubt.
Gin brei Sabre aItss 8inb bss Same
Depers tpurpe am Dlontas Mbsno lebsns
eefabrll9 perbrannt. Seine Wutte
lieb eS Elm paar Wiinuten i'm 3immer un
ais iie 3urldfebrte, fanb iie es BON Slam
men umiansen.
8or etpa fiinf 8oden fam Elm iunse
Deutider namens Jobn Nannsr bic
an. ipuroe bon bsm Blsibe Germ 9bili
9raff an Sub Waibinston Apsnue aui
senommen unb eefiittsrt unb banfte iei
mem Wobltbdter oamlt, bab sr cine Ut
unb 8ette itabl, bic oeHen 1o6ter q
/, bbrte. Wianner nurbe nerbaftst un
elnesitedt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1895-02-15
@apne Gpuutp.

Snnesbale.-Im Sonntae f6neite eS
INNER ftati bier unb ale 8abnen iparen
blodirt.
-Srau gIiiabsib Bonber tpurbe am
Iesten 5reitas i'm 9utberii6en Sriebbofe
su Sonesbale aur lesten Rube bsiseiest.
-Senrs Dasnsr unb @Iiidbstb Gan.
ner srlaneten leste Wo4e cine SeiratbS'
llisnS bonn @sridtsi4reiber.
- Scr @olb DnteI aus @aIifornien''
tpurbe am Wittpoh Abeno i'm SoneSoale
Opsrnbaus gum Bsnefu Der beutiden
2utberiiben 8ir4e seseben unb bic 8ors
ftequns par iebr gut befu&t.
= Sie Sonesbale JlationaIbanf bai
Elm @runbfid an Der gde bon Uiair
unb A4ter StraBe, 30 bel 80 Sus. anee,
iauft. unb pirb Elm bdbides 8anfsebdubs
parauf erri4ten.
Saipleb. Der Sturm in lebtsr Wo1,
bate be Grie Babn poatdnois blod.rt
I'm ber grie & @pomins 8abn trafer
bic 3lee siemIi6 prompt bier elm.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1895-02-15
@ilfesbarre Na&ridten.

- Gin Gomite bon bier sins am Diens
itos na6 Sarrisbura, un sesen bic neue
Gounips 8orIase su arbeiten.
= DaS SotsI bes Sofepb aeIduba su
Wia Greef tpurbe um Samitas Morsen
our6 6euer seritbrt; 8srluit etpa
$4,000.
= Srau Marsareiba 2ub bon Of
Warfet StraBe itarb am Sonntas i'm
Ilisr bon 32 Sabren on Der WaRsriu6t
unb Sersfranfbeit.
= Die Serausseber ber ..GrpreB"
baben einen setpifen 8idarb 8arnotp
BON Nanticofe tpesen Gne;snuns fo[ef'
,irter @elber berbaften unb in bas Sc.
fdnsnib iteden Iafsn.
Der IA Sabre aIte Sobn Slider
BON gIpmoutb poate Mittipo6 gla6i
auf cine 2ofomotipe iprinsen. ssrietb
unter bic 8dcer unb iein aDrper purbe
entapei sei@nitten.
-DaS Wobnbaus bon ssrau Marp
$. Seais an Union Strabs purbs Isbte
Wobe bon ginbrs1ern beiudt unb ale
Wertbfa6en enttpenbet. Die SaniIie
1T felt mebreren Woden in SIoriba.
@dbrsnb Saul ged bon GIb
Weqs Strabe iid nit SdIittsnfabrsn
pereniste, rannte er in Elm Subrtpsrf unb
erlitt einen eefdbrIi@en SddbeIbrud.
Der 8ersmann Sabe, Reefe tpurbs
am Wiitttpo1 in Der go. 3 Baltimore
@rubs bur@ einen aobIsnfaq erfdlaaen
Gr mar 81 Sabre alt unb bintsrldbi
5rau unb orei 2inber.
George Sent bon 2incoIn StraBe
erbieIt am Sreitas in Der Solsnbad
Utine bur4 einen Sal bon 8oblen eine
8ddsratperIebuns; SObn 8rown bon
Sberiben StraBe erkelt sur ielben 3eii
Elm &opfbautperleSune. Gent erlas ben
8erlebun8en snb tpurbe am Dientae
beeroist.
- 9lm Iebten Donneri flag, aIs Elm
8abnipasen bic @eIeiie Der penniplpania
Sabn in Sdb W,lfesbarre frsusen tpoate.
Fam Elm 3us ansebonnert, traf bsnisIben
IN bic Diitte unb er ipurbe su SsuerboIS
oemolirt. Die BuHasiere unb Nnssfsa.
ten retteten iid nur baburd, bab ie bonn
Subnpasen abipran8en.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1895-02-15
6pbe Narfer Sfptt,en.

"''ful SsSbotp WutoS uH OtVhuH
perbaftet, neil er auei 8aasen bes s
&. Dation ftabl uno oieielben pertaufen
ipoQte.
- 9ie Bfunb Bartp 3u @untsn bon
6rau Wa8ner mubte fpeeen beS Sturmes
pOn Srsltas au WlittpOd absnb bsrido.
ben iperoen.
-Wenn bas @siter siinitis 1T, pirb
Der Collector fiit's ,.WOdenblatt" am
Uiontas bel ben Spbe Barter Abonennten
uOriprs4sn-far 8slb, naliirli6.
- am Samftas 9lbenb iparen tpieoer
Siibnsrbiebe on Der glrbeit unb Dt.
Dt,dael psrlor fiinfsebn, SO. 8. Mor.
sanS fInf uno Daniel UiObr aud cine
IainsabI.
= So bauerte bis Disnitas Ra1mit.
tag, ebs bic 9iorb Ulain Apenue 8abn.
linis Der TractiOn @ompanie er6fnet
lpu.be,-ein iebr traurises 3susnib fur
bic @ompanie.
- Sobn Sobns erbisIt am Dienitae
onr1 bas 3erberfen elmer R5brs sines
beiben Daher Seisers, an bem er be,
fGdftiet mar, cine iblimme 8erbrennune
oss @eiidtsS uno aopfes.
- Gin Sunse tpurbs am Sreitas er.
piIht, ais er bic @elofaiie beS 4potbes
iers Dsder an Wain Mpenue berauben
poIIte, tpurbe iebo4 tpesen ieinem Mlter
pieper frei seIahen.
= 9ie O., 8. & W. gompanis Winen
liub am Wittpp1 ale in poQen 8etrieb
se(sbt tporoen. 8etpib cine erfreuli&e
Rahri4t fiir ibre Arbeiter unb 9si4dftSs
leute.
- Die Spbe Yarf SanbeISbeb6rbe
asitirt fur elm 3peis. poitamt uno ipiro
purd 8oitmeiiter 8anolins cine Betition
nod Baibineton ienten, INN bafiir Pros
paeanoa gu rna1en.
Ser 5eueraIarm am Srsitas Mit.
tas tparb bur6 Elm unbeoeutenoeS Seuer
IN einem Saufe am l. Strabe, Dodge
totpn, peruriadt, baS bur6 einen iibers
beia:en Ofen entltanb unb Obne sroben
S4aoen 9slplht murpe.
- 8einabe I Sabre lit i6 on einem
beftisen Masenleioen; nadbem i9 per'
f6iebene Dlittel obne grfels anssmanbt.
sriff i'd iaIieblid su Or. au8uit a0nis' 9
Samburser Tropfen, peIde mid baIc
tpiebsr berfeaten. SsnOSs Bsib, 1928
8roabpap, GlebeIanb, D.
Ser am Sreitas Nbenb ertDnte
SseueraIarm bon &afen SO tparb burb
ein Seuer in ber Tapetenbanoluns bes
Ibomas Bead on Maibburn StraBe
peruriaGt, bas iebob ourb bic f6neae
4rbet beS Departements obne 8roben
S9uoen in fur3er 3eit selDi&t tpuroe.
- @dbrenb Gbparb 8. Sobns am
5rsitas in ieinsm Sdubseiddft an Norb
Wain Mpenue cine sefrorene @asrbbre
auftbauts. serbarit bieieIbe uno er tpurbe
pon bem entitr5menben Safe tbeiItpsife
iiberpdItist, bsiaB iebod bic @siitesee.
senpurt. um fort au frieden.
= Die WastenbdQe Der Turner baben
It ftsts grocer 8eIiebtbsit erffeut. unb
Der am naditen Montas Ibenb in feiner
Sals fatiiinbsnbe idbrli&e Wiusisnbaa
osFslben ipirb aud. pie friibsr. feline
In,lsbunssfraft ni&t perfeblen. Gin
tittisss Gpmite 1T nit ben Mrranse.
msnts befabt unb 1urnlebrer Staiber
ipirb nit ieinen aitioen aud basu bel.
trasen, ben 9lbenb 10 ansenebm als mbss
LID 3u eefalten. 8eridisbene re1t
uette Darheauneen foaen porsefdbrt
werbsn unb bieS, in 8erbinbuns nit benz
unsrid6pfIiden SrObfnn Der Gurner.
tann nidt perfeblen, iebem 8eiu4er
siasn usrendsten Abenb 3u bereiten.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1895-02-15
Sin Der gIuswonberuna aus g,uk

-Sn Der auspanbsruns aus Rub.
lamb, bic felt Sabren iiberauS fart mar,
1T in bsr Iebten 8ode cine bsmerfenS.
pertbs Nbnabme einsstreten. Wdbrenb
frlbsr ben Central. sIustpanbsrsr 8abn.
bof in 8ubleben tdeIit Sunbsrte bon
guropamioen aus RuBIanb paiiirten.
trsfsn iest bDhitens 10 ober 20 2euts
aus benz, 9urenrei&s elm, um iibsr
9amburs ooer Bremen aus peitsrsu.
reiisn.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1895-02-15
Suumpre.

-Srau Sranf Senrp itarb am Conn.
tag in ibrer WobnunS an @berrp Strabe
unb tpurbe am Diittipo& beeroist.
-9ie SCRANTON Sfsn Wsrfe tpurben
lsBte Wobe in allen departments mt
boiler 9sit in Sang ssiebt unb man bofft,
bab iie ldnsere 3eit bsi&dftist bIeiben.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1895-02-15
g crantCn
Spar= 8anf,
122 @bomins slbemme,
Seranfon, pa.
Oas dlteite Spar.Snititut i'm noro'
0Itlihen YenuIpIpQnien.

OaS altelte Spar'Sflltttllt I'M moro
oitIiden 9enaipIpanien.
Sames 8Iair. 9rdfioent.
Q. 3. Briee. 8be 9rdi.
o. 6. Q 6dfer. goffirer.
Y. 3. Blair aifia. Gaf1rer.
Sbeo R. Straub. Seller.
9irtttoreu:
5ames Blair, Q. 3. Qriee,
Geo. 8 eatlin. 6rart Or Speneer.
u. y. Blair, Sames arhbsIo.
B, .. 8eunebp Deuitt 6. Blair,
Nm. 8 &ieiel. Sas W. Safforo.
aiibrt Elm ausemeinss 8antssiddft.
Sielt &ttfel ,abbar in 'resnb einem 8beiIc
Ner @eIt aus.
8 Rrojent Snter,hsn auf SepoFtsn bt,abIt
lin Runoidaft ruIro ssbstsn.
Offen Samitas gbenbS bon 7 Bis 8 llbr.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1895-08-10
The Donkey Vanished.

In general we may cay that the
donkeys belong to vanishing state
of human culture, to the time before
carriage ways existed. Now that
civilization goes on wheels they
seem likely to have an ever decreas-
ing value. A century ago they were
almost everywhere in common use.
At the present time there are prob
ably millions of people in the United
States to whom The animal is known
only by description. In a word, the
creature marks stage in the devel.
opment of our industries which is
passing away as rapidly as that in
which the spinning wheel and the
hand loom played part.-Prof. N.
S. Shaler in Scribner's.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1895-08-10
Take Il AisY.n

One cannot travel in Ireland with
out perceiying that the so many
horsepower and perpetual catching
of trains theory oflife is not one that
is accepted by the Irish people, and
do not think it ever will be. Their
religion, their traditions, their chief
occupations, their temperament, all
Of which l suppose are closely allied,
are opposed to it.
The saying, "Take it aisy, and if
you can't take it aisy take it-as aisy
as you can" doubtless represents
their theory of life, and, for my part,
If it were question either of dialec-
tics or of morals, l would sooner
have to defend thatview ofexistence
than the so many horsepower one.
So far from wise man getting all
he can out OF himself in one direc.
ton, he will, it seems to me, rigidly
and carefully abstain from doing so
in the interests of that catholic and
harmonious development which re-
quires that he should get little out
OF himself in every direction.
One would not like to assert that
the bulk of the Irish people are"har.
moniously developed But neither,
il l may be permitted to say 50, are
the English or the Scotch people,
and as in reality all three probably
err by lopsided activity or lopsided
inactivity, it still remains to be seen
whether too much perpetual catching
of trains or toomuch taking it "aisy'
is, on the whole, the wiser course
and the less insane Interpretation Of
the purport and uses of life.-Black-
woods Magazine.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1895-08-10
SIR ANTONIO MOORE.

This distinguished painter, for his
portrait of Queen Mary received
from Philip a chain of gold, with
the more substantial addition of
pension of four hundred year, as
painter to the king. Moore followed
Philip INTO Spain, lived in much
splendor, and in close intimacy, too,
with the monarch, which was not
without its danger.
One day, it is said, Philip laid his
band jestingly on Moore's shoulder,
in the presence of his courtiers; and
as the artist was professionally en-
gagged, he touched the royal hand
with brush dipped in carmine. The
courtiers stood aghast at this crimi-
nal breach of court etiquette, and
Philip himselfsurveyed for moment,
in silence, that awful hand which
even ladies knelt to kiss, with a SER
ious look. The painter saw his error.
He knelt, sued for forgiveness, and
obtained it from the king, but not
from the Inquisltion, who said or
believed that Moore had gotten from
the English hereties a charm, where.
with he burtched him.
Moore retired from a country so
dangerous to a man of free manners,
and pleased the Duke of Alva SO
much with some portraits of favorite
ladies, that be was made receiver of
the revenue of West Flanders
lucrative appointment wherein An
tonic forthwith threw away his
brushes and burned his easel.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1895-08-10
Portable Pianos,

An invention, which would be
fortune to the Inventor and manu-.
facturer, is portable piano-that is,
q keyboard of six octaves, inclosed
in plain case Al inches long, Is
inches broad and inches deep; each
note to be very faint, but pure, dis
tinct and as correct in tone as the
best pianoforte manufactured; part
OF the top Of the case to open and
show the keyboard, with a small
folded easel for the music to rest up
on, the other part of the top to open
to allow Of the instrument being
tuned.
Such an article would lee inyalua.
bic, as 1t could be placed on n writ.
ing table or dressing table in n bed
room, and the tone being faint its
use could not annoy other people
when the amateur was practicing.
1t could be carried about in leather
case as ordinary luggage, and when
not in use could stand in corner Of
a sitting or bedroom. The price
should be moderate, as such an in
strumcnt would be sure TO become
very OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Record.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1895-08-10
IN THE HEAT OF YOUTH.
A Novelist's Recoliections of Days When
Women We're All Queens

Why is it, wonder, that we come
into the world so i'll equipped for its
exploration? 1t seems to me, as I
look back upon my youth, that, in a
certain way, my senses were fresher
and keener than they are now. And
yet they were continually-particu-
larly in the matter of girls-playing
the most unwarratable pranks on me.
Some alien fluid, Of an intense and
fiery kind, got mixed with them and
made them subject to all sorts of
unaccountable alterations.
1t is a notorious fact that sn cleo
trio current will make the most ex-
cellent compass behave in an ire
sponsible fashion. And yet, though
the disturbing fluid which made my
compass worthless was nearly always
there, it has guided me somehow
with tolerabIe safety long distance
across the trackless main. And T
am not by any means sure that Z
would exchange it for a truer in
strument, subject to fewer aherra-
tions. For | take this very sensi-
tivenoss to electric Influences TO lie a
proof of its exceeding fueness and
excellence. Life would he horrible
dreary affair if these magnetic cur
rents which made the needle tremble
and swerve were banished or non-ex-
istent. The dull, dead, stupid san
ity which has no sympathy with
folly and no CLEAN of potential mad
ness is no doubt stanch and rela-
bic rudder, but | cannot forbear
questioning whether to the soul thus
equipped the voyage is worth MAX
ing.
Ulysses of old, middle aged though
he was, had to stuff his ears with
wax lest he steer his ship into the
jaws of perdition, when the sirens
sang so deliciously, and he did not
exactly cover himself with glory
during his visits 10 Gree and Calyp-
so. But what very red blood he
had and how humanely his heart beat
in every one Of his manifold adven-
lures! He never, like his ship mates,
became q swain, and how noble and
manly was his bearing in the pres
ence of the lovely Nautical.
There is something almost touch.
ing to me in seeing the same senti-
ment which stirs my own bosom re-
corded thousands of years ago. And,
truth to tell, the man whose purse is
subject to no irregularities and whose
judgment registers no alterations
in the presence ola beautiful woman
is, in my opinion, "fit for treasons,
stratagems and spoils. III. II.
Boyesen in Lippincott's.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1895-08-10
An Unruly Sergeant.

''In our company during the civil
war;" said Captain 7. E. Barlow, of
Milwaukee, "was q suffering ser.
geant named Thomas and chaplain
named Chenautt, who was exceeding
ly untidy in personal appearance.
The sergeant was a wit and gave the
chaplain no end of trouble. One
cold day the parson had preached
for over an hour, and at the close OF
his discourse he asked any one who
felt serious to come forward. The
sergeant went at once. "Do you
really feel serious?' asked the chap
lain rather doubtful of his convert.
'Se, se-serious! l sh-sh-should say l
-di-did. Any m-man w-would feel
se-serious to s-s-sit on q c-ca-cake
Of ice TT two hours and h.he- hear
y.you p preach, was the reply. On
another occasion at mess the SER
geant began to eat before the chap
lain had asked the accustomed bles-
sing. Extending his hands over the
table, the chaplain said, Pause, ser
geant ; pause. yves I-s-s-see 'em.
D-d-d.--d dirty ones too"
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1895-08-10
Resolution OF Thanks.

"Busied with the body polite,
writes an Arkansas editor, II neg.
lected my own, till malaria swamped
me, alternately chilling and consum-
ing. / had more headaches than a
barrel of Jersey lightning. An old
medical friend advised DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, and it
cured me. Then there was q ratifi-
cation meeting up at our house
resolution Of thanks TO DR.. Pierce
and my medical friend were unanl-
mously adopted. Both OF them can
always have best position in this
paper, next to reading matter" The
medicine cures and expels aeue and
other miasmatic diseases by rousing
the torpid liver to activity. 1t puri-
fies the blood, so surely and certain.
that, once used, it is always in favor.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1895-08-10
A Lovers Clever Trick.

John Kleunnan has been working
for John Miller in West Lincoln,
Ill. KIeunnan became enamored of
a daughter Of his employer, and the
maiden reciprocated the affection,
but Farmer Millerresolutely forbade
the marriage. The lover then went
to town and had a warrant sworn
out for the arrest of his intended
father-in-law. The daughter was
then summoned as a witness, and
while the father was waiting for the
trial the couple quietly slipped
around the corner to a justice and
were married. The suit against the
old man was dissatisfaction. In
d'anapolis Journal.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1895-08-10
The Teeth.

Small, short, square teeth, when
sound, are Indicative of great bodily
yigor and strength. They are rarely
found in the mouth of an intellectual
man. Many very vain women have
noticeably long, narrow, fragile teeth.
You need not look for much force
from their possessors. The hunts.
man looks carefully at his dogs teeth
and selects his canine companion
only after such an examination.
The horseman invariably looks first
at the mouth and teeth in passing
judgement on horse.
The condition of the mouth is just
as significant 10 human beings.
L 'ng, projecting teeth denote a
grasping disposition, especially when
great breadth is seen at the upper
part of the nose next TO the check.
Usually long and narrow side teeth,
commonly called eyeteeth, are the
accompaniment of a doglike tenden-
cy. People with these teeth some
times curiously resemble dogs when
they are angry and show their teeth
just as an enraged dog will-.hey
snar literally. They will often have
long, narrow hands, slender tenacious
fingers and narrow feet.
With strong under jaw, project
ing very slightly, and these long
teeth, the subject will fight to the
death before yielding; with reced-
ing chin the indications are ambition,
self couceit and failure to really &C.
complish great things. Very reso-
Lutte, determined women usually have
strong set teeth, but from q habit of
COMPRISING the lips do not display
them often.
Almost all the men remarkable for
energy and strength of will have this
same cast of mouth and jaw-notably.
Napoleon, luther, Caesar and Fred
er1ck the Great. 1t is said that
nearly all redheaded people have
rather short upper lips, rising in the
center, displaying she front teeth,
and that they are singularly suscep-
tible to fattery and exhibit a great
desire for probation.-Kansas City
Times.