Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-02-25

all. Indeed, e says. This is an unex-
pected honor, but really cannot imagine
what gentleman of yer well known Sta
ton can have to do with humble bank
cashier.
81 don't want none o. yer sarkism,
says, gettin riled, for didn't like bein
haunted with bein gentleman of station.
'Ye knows me we'll enough-my business
is bruisin!'
"'Why, yes, % says, as if ed jist como
to it, 90 course, remember to have heard
it in the village Ye are puglist, pre-
sume?
"'Ye've 1T 1t, says, William Bull
ger, pugilist, at yer service.
lowell, William, says e, If were to
give you e5 note, could We give me q
thoroughly good thrashing while waltz
"When % out with that / nearly give
myself away by tellin i'm what lad come
for. Ye see, didn't know but wot %
might show fight an give me bit O. trou
BILE, an ERE Q wuz arskin me for the very
thing wuz goin to make i'm take 1t
wuz the heasiest job ever see an paid for
at both ends
"'Come, says Mr.. Lynx, do ye think
We could oblige me!'
"'Ill do my best, says, never thinkin
it wuz funny e didn't telephone for the
p'lice nor nothin. All could think of
wuz my gettin double pay for SIGH heasy
work. 'I'll do my best, on'y my terms is
cash in advance.
81 am glad to sec that ye are a pru-
dent man, William, says Mr.. Lynx, for
ye can never tell what may happen in
this life. There's the money g says an
give me five sinners.
"'Right,' says l. Now, sir, which way
will ye ave twill We take it quiet, or
will ye take orr yer coat, put up yer dukes
an git some valerable hinstruction along or
yer punishment
Il leave the details entirely to yer ex-
perienced discretion, Mr.. Bulger, says g.
Only I must impress upon ye the fact
that shall want the work done thorough
ly. Never mind the furniture. an do not
scruple about the noise; we shall not DO
overheard here
every good, SIR 1 says. Are 70
ready9
"'Quitel' says e.
"Then I begun. One, two, fair on tho
pimplel Two for is heyes an one for is
mob! Up an down, in chancery-bish!
bash! biffl An SO the game went Oh for
ten minnits. Then, bein out O. wind, l
arsked Mr.. Lynx If ed 'ad enough.
L think So, e says, but please ex-
cuse me a moment. cannot speak with
my mouth full. 1t is so i'll bredl' An
with that he spit out arf dozen teeth.
That's better, g went on, and now, Mr..
Bulger, that you have finished will be-
GIN
''Afore I could arsk i'm wot o meant g
landed me fair between the heyes, caught
me a swinger ON the side O. the jawr an
fetched me left lander under the chin
that stretched me on the floor. An there,
right among bits O. broken furniture,
laid as elpless as the babe unborn. An
thought g didn't even know low to put
'em up! I 'ad been deceived, sir, an the
feelin 'urt me, SO it did
"Directly . see wuz knocked out O.
time o opens the safe an tnmbles few
suvrins along the floor toward tho already
broke winder. Then g rings up the p'lice
on the telephone.
"In about two minits they cutters in,
an then Mr.. Lynx gave me in charge for
burglary!
"Well, sir, they took me All tried me, an
that Nh. Lynx, e swore that me an an
other desprit vill'in 'ad broke into the
bank an robbed the safe of $4,000, an is
evidence wuz believed becuz the money
wuz gone, vile Mr. Lynx ITSELF wuz ter
ribly injured in lis struggle with the rob
bers, which, he said, wuz me an my ac-
complish.
II told the jedge an jury the truth, but
they wouldn't take it in, an ! got seven
years-fve for the burglary an assault an
a hextry two for refusin to say whore my
confedrit wuz an where the COT wuz i'd
"But I put it to ye, sir, ow could l
tell 'em where tho money wuz when l
didn't know? I'm quite sure as the money
WIZ STOLE but the on'y thing ! knows
about it is what think, an that is that,
vile l wuz sent ERE fora crime never
thought O. committin, Mr.. Lynx married
tho managers daughter an wuz 'ighly
complimented by the directors for so nobly
doin is duty to the bank.
80 sir, ye needn't be feard as shall
go back to the old life when gifts my
ticket. Seven year for a sloggin is beyond
my price, an If anybody wants their
bruisin done by deputy in futur' they can
do it theirselvesl Tit Bits.