The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-03-07

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Some people act ridieulously and
then become indignant because people
tell it.
Mrs. FL. FL. Marcusson. of Chicago
is visiting her mother Mrs. j. B. Stark
weather.
DR.. III. B. Tanner, mayor of Kau-
kauna, Wis, spent part of Wednesday
with j. A. Jackson.
If you want to see something very
fine in the Office line run into DR.. Toles'
new Office, over Dan Heads bank.
&c. G.. Schulz, Of Chicago, has
bought out the ice business of Gottleb
Weber. Mr. Weber retires from the
business.
The city paid the Dorsey judgment
Wednesday afternoon. The sum Of
1857 was paid over. A satisfaction of
judgment was made out and placed on
file
"A telegram from Madison says,
that the amount of fines and penalties
paid into the state treasury for the
year 1898 for Kenosha county was
$65465.
Complaint has been lodged by
Frank Symmonds and P. Fl. Mcintosh
against Harry Stringham in Justice
Skaters court. They seek to prohibit
minors from playing pool and billiards.
The girls will have chance next
year. 1t will be the last leap year for
eight years. The leap years which
fall in the last year of century are
not counted, so there will be only
twenty eight days in the February of
1900.
Newspaper advertising ought to
be specially valuable in winter. On
cold, stormy days people have little or
no time to stop and read bill-boards,
handbills and similar outdoor reading.
They prefer cosy nook with news
paper.
The light house keeper must in
spect the harbor and beach regularly
and make his reports to headquarters
on their condition. If garbage is
thrown there it is for the light house
keeper to see that he who put it there
removes it.
Collections are being taken in the
Episcopal churches of the Milwaukee
diocese for a fund to be used for the
purchase of an Episcopal residence.
1t will be the permanent residence OF
the bishops OF Milwaukee. The fund
has already reached q considerable
amount. 1t is the intention as soon as
the fund will warrant to purchase a
residence, which is to be used by
Bishop Nicholson, and then to secure
an endowment to maintain it.
Rather a peculiar scrap" is re-
ported from the north side which oc-
Cured Monday afternoon. Two
brothers-in-law were playing cards,
and, of course, one fellow beat the
other. Thereupon the one who got
beat began to remark about what their
mutual father in-law had given their
respective wives. The remarks led to
blows, and one Fellow being bigger
THAI the other was getting the upper
hand in the affair, when q cousin of the
whipped man stepped in and ordered
hostilities to cease. They did not
cease, however, so the cousin caught
the big fellow by the chin whiskers and
held his face in position while he
pounded it SO badly that the fist full OF
chin whiskers came out in bunch.
Martin Metten is carrying the Whiskers
in his pocket as curiosity
A certain well-known social club
on the north side held its regular meet
ing last Tuesday evening. The club is
composed of ladies who meet weekly
at the home of some one or other OF
the members for q season OF social
pleasure. On this special occasion,
lust for lark, three Of the ladies
donned male attire and masked. In
these costumes they went into the
street and into several of the saloons.
AS they went into the latter they
started off with schottische and after
shooting across the floor walked up to
| the bar and called for the drinks, in
order to carry out the full male role
| 1t is said that by the time they got
back to their rendezvous their feet
began to show symptoms of tanglin9
m. and their movements seemed TIC
indicate that the sidewalks were q
trife narrow. They changed costumes
and went home, but their skirts didn't
seem to hide the uncertainty Of their
footsteps.
If you should happen to hear dis
nal groan, or a wailing shrek like that
of a sick tom-cat which had accidental
" swallowed a chestnut burr, don't be
alarmed. It will be an awful noise, but
the chances are that if you trace it toits
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