The morning times., 1895-07-14

being sold to tender-footed individuals by
Mr.. HeiIbrun.
Mr.. Dye, physician. retains practice,
which he would speedily lose should the
~ in his name be- chan ged to an IL
Mrs. Pie keeps boarders; Nr Browning
is coffee rUaSter; Messrs. Wood and Burn
are dealers in fuel; Mr.. Summerlot is a
merchant, and two lawyers are the pos
SCISSORS of the very anita gonistic names OF
Doolttle and Rush. Field has proved a
broad field for great judge, as well
as for famous woman Journalist Berry
and Roseberry deal in fruit, Mr. Carr runs
an engine, and Mr.. Carver decOrates houses.
An impressive name among boarding
house keepers is that OF skinner | do not
know the party, and suppose that her
house is everything To be desired, but the
written name con turcs visions OF ark-aic
(archaiCJ chickens, roast beef. resolute and
tenacious as dddmant, fruit and new yege-
tables so timid and retiring as scarcely
to be in evidence. and butter languid like
a blaze society man, or ready to try its
muscle with Eugene Sandow.
LEAN SELLS MEAT
To strengthen this impression there is
the consciousness that not far away is q
man by the name of Lean, who sells meat
Mr.. Fleet is u driver, who may be relied
upon when one wants to catch train
Among the Fleets it is noticeable that
there are no District messenger boys.
Among the flowers there are no florists
and the diyiues, Christians and churches
show little religious activity, not one of
them being a minister.
Mr.. Noble and Mr.. Bliss are dentists
This may be a noble vocation, vet no one
has ever been able to discover anything
blissful in connection with tooth drawing.
Mr.. Speak and Mr.. Argue, the latter
of whom S a contractor, have surely missed
their true voCationS. What immeaSura Bile
possibilities, what opportunities TO gain
renowu lie Sealed from both in the halls of
Congress; it seems a reckless discrimination
against ra W material which might be ma uu-
factured into cheap bombshells OF Oratory.
Noneofthecarpenters literally their
rightful occupations Two arc physicians
and one a lawyer. We might call them
builders of constitutions and statutes.
CHEERFUL COFFIN.
The name of Coffin, instead Of being
identified with an underta king estab blish-
ment, appears in the list of claims agents,
and the uame Grave, among real estate
agents. Mr.. Plum is a broker, belonging
to that profession which gets it's pIums
whichever way the market goes. Mr..
Jesteris acollectOrofrentS. Collecting may,
far IS results are concerned, be sometimes
farce, yet as rule the collector is not in
jesting mood particularly when tenants
are behind hand wit hrents.
Mr.. LovclesS is also a collector, and the
occupation is enough to make him like his
name. Mr. Bury, sad to relate, keeps a
drug store. He ought to change his name
if he continues to fill prescriptions, and
send sick people bottles labelled with his
gloomy cognomen. Mr. Outlaw is in the
Government Printing Office Several
employees of the same bureau have recently
been baptized with his name. that is so
far as their positions are concerned
Mr. Lively is porter, but not on a
Pullman sleeper Mr.. Talk sells paper
bags
Washington city has one very wei known
Sun to shine over its beautiful distances
He is Use Lin Sun, physician at the Chinese
legation.
Among the undertakers we find the name
Cain. Now Cain really was the first un-
dcrtaker, though he did not want to under
take TO be his brothers keeper.
Connected with the saloons are the names