The record-union., 1895-03-14
IMITATION IMPOSSIBLE.
The Darky the Most Amusing I'M
itator in the World.
Spurious, Cheap, Nasty, Pimple,Pro
ducing NOstrums.
No Need to Say Joy is for the Jaded-
1t Brings Good Health to
All Mankind.

OF all imitators IN the world your typical
towhead Southern darky is the most anus
ing, if he be off the stage. He is perfect
1mitaUor.
Did you ever watch a colored man playing
the cashier? ?" He has host OF 1O-cent pieces
set before him. Sambo f1attens them with his
left hand and begins to count as he draws the
dimes to his person with the fingers of his
right hand. He will use the same fingers, the
same gestures, the same wise look and the
same shake OF his woolIy head as he saw
Mars Jonn son of the Jitwood Bank, use. If
you should, however, ask Sambo ''how many
lO-cent pieces there are in the heap" he viii
be short So in his reckonlngS. OF course this
Is an uninteIligent darky.
When the Caucasian initiates he generally
initiates for personal gain, not for sheer love
of amusement. If you will go about your
little village you will see limitations of the
makeup or of the personages of dead men,
and of live men, too. True there are many
men who actually look-in TACT are-the
identical pictures OF some other man. never
1heless, hundreds OF spurious fellows are con-
stantly passing to and fro like counterfeit
coins.
Germany is full of 'sBismarcks," England
full of Prince Alberts," France full OF ma
poleons" and the United States full of DE
pews." Then comes the mean, horribly,
cheap 1m1tator who gets up nasty nostrums
and palms them oil for the genuine Many OF
these limitations are made, but they never
hVe long. II a person or set OF persons own
what is good they will not seek TO force it
upon the public through the limitations OF
another article. Many unwise or dishonest
persons are trying to tell men and women
that they have a medicine just like "JOY's
VEGETABLE SARSAPARILLA," when rs
matter of fact they know in their own hearts
and souls that JOYS VEGETABLE
SARSAPARILLA" has no equal. s'Ihe
Great Household Remedy, Joys VEGE-
TABLE SARSAPARILLA" is in the cup
board, in the medicine closet of many OF the
best homes of this country. Joys VEGE-
TABLE SARSAPARILLA" is, as its name
implies, entirely and solely vegetable. 1t is
really ana truly family medicine. 1t is
from Mother Earth 1t is entirely, solely
and wholly vegetable. Not one particle not
one minute atom is mineral. All that goes to
make the great medicine JOYS NEGE-
TABLE SARSAPARILLA' is vegetable
Too much cannot be said on this point.
Every minute atom that goes to make Joys
VEGETABLE SARSAPARILLA" is vege-
table.
When your cheap imitators tell you that a
Sarsaparllla is as good or better politely re-
fuse to substitute. There is only one JOYS
VEGETABLE SARSAPARILLA,' and it is
the household medicine, the family remedy
OF California.
There are hundreds of nice, respectable.
polite and keen-witted druggists in the Uniled
States who are selling JOYS VEGETABLE
SARSAPARILLA,' and they know the
Sarsaparlla TO be purely vegetable and to be
household remedy. In their own hearts and
souls they know that there is no equal 10
Joys VEGETABLE SARSAPARILLA"
IL is the one great household remedy.
There are no doses to JOYS VEGETA BILE
SARSAPARILLA.'
Thousands of the best families keep a bot
Tie OF joys Sarsaparllla in their cupboards.
III Is their medlclne-cheSt. They give ii to
their children, TO their husbands, to their
sisters, 10 tnelr brothers and to the stranger
within their gates. You can hnd no person
who has taken Joys VEGETABLE
SARSAPARiLLA'c cOnsclentiously who can
say that it has brought out a single pimple
or blotch or an ugly, villainous patch OF
red.
Every mail brings assurances of the eff
cheney and the wonderful results of the Home
Remedy, JOYS VEGETABLE SARsAPA-
RILLA."
Yesterday I went to Mrs. ]. L. Stanton. who
resides at I SIG Bush street. and I asked the
good lady what she thought of joys Vegeta-
bic Sarsaparilla. She said: "Of course you
Know can't help saying a good word for
joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla, because the
home Kennedy has done 50 much for me. I
was always a nervous body, anyway, but was
more than usually nervous before | began 10
use the home Remedy, joys Vegetable Sar-
saparilla.' l had been suffering from a disor-
deTed liver for some time. l could scarcely do
anything without an effort. Everything was
blue TO me. At times l had those WeaK faint
ing spells and dizzy feeling. l would sit on
my chalr as II chained 10 il. My blood was
Impoverished. VI hat wanted was a good
blood medicine, with something for the liver
and tonlng up. Yes / tried JOYS Negeta-
Die Sarsaparlila and l must confess it has
improved my health remarkably. / shall
heartily recommend joys Vegetable Sarsa-
ltaAIlld hdub 10 tell you, SAID Mrs. stan
ton, that when l first asked for Joys Vege-
table Sarsaparilla at the drug store a very
pleaSaut-aced gentleman told me he had
something just as good, but, of course. you
know a woman has her own mind: she won't
be put OF with smiles when she saws she
wants Joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla She
must have joys Vegetable SarSaparilla and
none other. SO told the drug clerk wanted
Joys Sarsaparilla, and he at last consented to
give me what l wanted"
On my way from 1916 Bush street where
Mrs. stanton lives, called at a drug store
and tried TO buy a bottle of joys Vegetable
Sarsaparilla; the clerk brought the sarsapa-
riila and also another which he said was lust
as good. had to talk with him ten minutes
before could get what l wanted Amazed
at this / determined to 90 to the company
and saw the President. who told me he had
learned OF some fthe druggists trying to sub.
Sttute another SarSaparila tor Joys Vegeta-
BILE Sarsaparilla but he did not believe the
drug stores We're responsible for it. Possibly
he said, some of the clerks We're interested in
some other medicine. However, If YOU will
write the matter up we Will pupIisl. It.
And SO have H NELSON Lick House