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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-26
ITEMS FROMTHE COURT HOUSE
What the Various People Around the
County building are Doing.

The application for an admintstra-
tor for the estate Of Henry H Leonard.
murdered. viii be heard in the probate
court today.
There was no session Of the district
court yesterday afternoon.
Douglas Y. Donnelly has moved his
cigar stand 20 q warmer corner OF the
building.
There Is a dearth Of business n the
district clerks Office
Deputy County Clerk John Chain is
going over 70 Butler county for some
Thanksgiving turkey.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-26
COMING LOCAL EVENTS.

Regular meeting Of Wichita Division
Nc los O. R r. this evening at 80
sharp. a. J. APPLICABLE, Sec,
Eima Lodge No. meets in special
communication this tuesday, evening.
Business Of importance All members
requested 10 be present H Wallelstein.
venerable master.
Special commun ication OF Albert Pike
Lodge No SOS A F. and A. NJ Tuesday
evening. Nov. % at 7:Se sharp, for ex-
animation and work in the fellow
crafts degree Visitors welcome.
Thanksgiving services will be- held
at the South Lawrence avenue Christ
ian church Tuesday evening conducted
by the pastor. g. T. Black A cordial
invitation and a hearty welcome 10 all
WHAT profits Us that we from heaven de-
i've soul Immortal and with looks erect
urvey the stars, II, Ike the brutal hind.
we foi ow where our passions lead the way
-DrYie
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-26

contest and the club will undoubtedly
receive their goods today and the costs
be paid by the taxpayers.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-26

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Ee1 xils erSoug 81 5esf pcr->adin' ;sr b Esse
shows vhss e. zoodftrg wss1oz ALI Ens'
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-26
HE BOUGHT A JOINT
CHEROKEE NATION MANS BRIEF
BUT EXCITING BUSINESS CAREER

He Paid His Good Money for a Joint and
Proceeded With the Grand Opening
When His Attention was Called to q
Policeman who had . Note Book-He
smeit Trouble with the Prohibitory
Law Ahead and Skipped for Parts I'm
known-His Patrons Take Charge and
Drink Up the Entire Stock OF Liquors.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-26

To Hoods Sarsapariils. 1t cures the
worst cases of Scrofula, Salt Rheum, and
all other blood diseases, Catarrh, Rheu-
mstism, Dyspepsia, Nervous Prostitution,
That Tired Feeling, etc. II you need .
good blood purifier or tonic medicine, taks
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-26
Hoods
And

Enrich the blood, that it accompanies
remarkable cures where other prepsra-
tions utterly fail. The peculiar combina-
tion, proportion and process used in it's
preparation give it unequalled medicinal
merit, peculiar to itself, and known
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12
THE REAL CREDITOR CLASS.
Laborors Arc Beginning to Learn SOM
Truths About Money.

Laborors Arc Beginning to Learn Some
Truths About Money.
The attorneys Of the silver mining in
terest have counted largely on the labor
vote. Some months ago there was some
reason for this. But the agitation Of the
subject has wrought change. Informa-
tion has been so diffused that the stupid
falsehoods of such men as Harvey are no
longer current. The men who work for
wages are awakening to the fact that
they are the great creditor class Of the
country. Not to mention the e2,-
900. .0o0,0 900 which they have In the
banks-a sum far in excess Of the ma
tional debt-they are obliged to work
ON q credit. Whether paid by the week,
month or quarter, they are equally cred
itors for the full amount Of their wages.
They get no money until after they have
earned 1t.
They are beginning to perceive that
1t ia to their interest to get their wages
in the best money that Is to be had.
The state of wages in silver countries,
which has been injudioiously exploited
by silver men that are employers Of Ia
Dor, has contributed to open the eyes Of
our toilers. Free coinage would cut in
two the purchasing power Of their pres
ent wages, and they know from expert
ence how hard fight they would have
to get them raised. Courier
Journal
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12
THURM0NT, Frederick County, Mavand, Thursday December Z, 1885,
THE new WOMAN.

"I'd be new woman" the old one
declared,
"If l only could have my own way
I'd bring back the roses that bloomed
on my cheek,
And the brown of my hair now
80 gray.
"I'd lay these old glasses aside with
delight,
With my eager, young eJ es I'd 10.
hold
The glad scenes Of life that saw
long ago,
When all things seemed turning
to gold.
"I'd be new woman with heart light
and gay,
With precious young blood in my
veins;
And yet l might miss the wisdom I've
gained.
And proved quite Ounce for my
pains.
VI think Id say yes where once l
said no.
To a question asked down in the
dell.
And yet it might not be the very
best thing;
might rue it in time-who can
tell?
"I'd be a new woman with beauty
and grace,
And blot out the past with its
score;
And yet there are memories 60 dear
unto me,
That l f"in would preserve them
in store.
VI think l would choose quite diff,
erent path,
From the one l pursued long ago;
And yet hidden pitfalls might lurk
here and there,
And what seemed friend prove
q foe.
where's nAught little contentment
when people grow old,
To help them the whole journey
through;
With Joy for the present and joy for
the past,
And hope for the future made
new"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12
BUILDING, North-we't corner
Of Church and Main Streets.
Church Directory.

Reformed Church-Rev. G. A, W hltmole
naa or. Services bi.weekly alternating
morninp and evening. Services ednes
aav ~ m. Sunday School 2p. M.
Guild each Lords Day 6p. m: o'ner sef'
vices announced from the pupil
Lutheran Church-Rev ]. n. Barb, pas
or Services, Sunday A. NJ. and 8.S r.
NJ NJ Sunday School, ). P.N Prayer Meet
ing, Wednesday, 8.45 r.
United Brethren Church-Rev f.. y. b.
Castle Pastor. Regular Services oy ap'
appolntment from the pulpit.
Glass Meeting every two weeks at g. m
PRAYER Meeting every Thursday evening
Sunday School 2 m.
Mite Society Semimonthly. Weonesoay
evening at o'clock. W. Mis-. Meeting
Monthly at Parsonage.
Moravian Church Rev. M. F. Oerter, Pas
tor. Sunday School every Sunday,' IN.
Preaching services will be hela every o'ne.
Sunday as heretofore. alternating morning
and evening at ard 7:3 respectively
Methodist Episcopal Church - Rev.
Henry Mann Pastor. Services every alter
nate sunday at A. M. and 7.3 r. M.
Sunday School at 8 A. M. rayer Meeting
every Wednesday evening at 73 T. Nj.
81. Stephens Church, Protestant Episco-
nol.-Rey. r. Whlttingham, Rector. ser.
vices every Sunday at 3 a. M, ana
8p. m.
Service on Fridays at 8 p m.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12
A JURY COMPOSED OF WOMEN.

Such an announcement may seem
strange, but 1t is fact. The Jury was
an immense one too, and the trial has
lasted for many years. We refer to the
trial of DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton. As to its merits there has been a
unanimous verdict rendered in its favor.
Indeed it would be impossible to get
together any number Of ladies who had
given it trial who could come to any
other conclusion. 1t cures alterations.
displacements, removes the tendency to
cancerous affections and corrects all un.
natural discharges. To those about to
become mothers it is real boon for it
lessons the pains and 2erils of childbirth
promotes the secretion of an abundance
of nourishment for the child and short.
ems the period Of confinement.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12
SIXTEEN TO ONE PUT TO SLEEP.
The Cause Of Free Silver Has Lost Ground
During the Last Year.

The Cause Of Free Silver Has Lost Ground
During the Last Year.
The election Of Nov. afforded but
few opportunities to test the strength of
the free coinage people since "Coin at
School" became their Bible aud "16 to
/" their watchword. In every case
where free silver was made the chief
issue the silverites have either been de-
feated or have lost ground since last
year. SO unmistakable is the result that
both Of the old parties will surely drop
the silver issue In 1895, not only from
their national platform, but from many
Of their state platforms, which hereto
fore have truckled to the free silver aud
cheap money advocates
Perhaps the best test was made in
Kentucky, which. for the first time in
Its history, has elected Republican for
governor. Bradley was elected not be-
cause he was Republican, but because
he was a sound money man. Hardin
was defeated because he insisted upon
making free silver the issue after his
party had nominated him on a sound
money platform. Kentucky is strongly
Democratic and would have elected
Hardin had he decided to cast his lot
with Carlisle and McCreary, instead Of
with Blackburn. he now goes down
with Blackburn and the other cheap
money demagogues Whether Senator
Blackburn's successor is Democrat or
q Republican he will not be silverite.
The next best test was made In the
Eighteenth congressional district Of ILL.,
nois, where the question Of free silver
was presented squarely in the views Of
the opposing candidates. Hadley, the
Republican candidate, won by big
majority in strongly Democratic dis
trict because his opponent stood for free
coinage and was helped, or rather "hoo-
dooed." by the speeches Of Bland and
other leading silverites The lesson will
be a wholesome one for the Illinois
Democrats who Last spring went of half
cooked in favor Of free coinage at 16
to 1.
Nebraska, Ohio, Mississippi and other
states give no consolation to Bland,
Bryan, Blackburn or the silver mine
owning senator's. Sixteen to is put to
sleep for generation. May its Rip Van
Wrinkle slumber be as peaceful as has
been that Of greenbackism during the
past generation.
The free silver swindle will never
again seriously disturb our finances or
cause another panic. But unfortunately
much positive work remains to be done
before we get rid Of fat money in all
It's forms and secure sound and elastic
currency for our commercial interests
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12
BOILED PEAS EXCELLENT.

An ancient story tells Of two unfor-
tunates who We're condemned to make a
long pilgrimage with peas in their shoes
The feet of one of them at the end Of
the journey we're terribly sore and
swollen. His companions were not hurt
in the least. Being asked the reason,
he replied. W boiled my peas" Wise
man. Why should men and women
and children make the pilgrimage of
lifewith pains and aches troubling them
not only in their feet, but all over, when
a simple remedy will effect cure. Dr..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is
potent to cure dyspepsia, "liver COM
plant" skin disease and kindred trou-
blsa arising from the sans source.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12
INTERNATIONAL VALUES.
No One Nation Can Maintain the Relative
Values Of Two Metals.

No One Nation Can Maintain tho Relative
Values Of Two Metals.
Question. Can the United States
alone maintain bimetallism?
Answer.
Question. Why not2
Answer. er.-Because no one nation In
the world can fix and maintain interna-
tional values. and certainly none can fix
and indefinitely maintain the relative
values of any two metals. If we put ar
bitrary relative values on gold and sill
YER, the one we valued below the price
fixed by supply and demand in the
worlds markets would seek other coun-
tries, where its values and purchasing
power would be greater, while the one
we valued above the market price would
remain with us and become the standard
Of value by which we conduct our bust
ness.
Question. Are you in favor Of the
independent free coinage Of silver by
the United Statesi
Answer. for the reason that
that would infallibly mean silver mon
Question. soi
Answer. r.-Because gold is worth 80
times as much as silver in the markets
Of the world today. In other words, an
ounce Of gold is worth as much as 80
ounces Of silver, and the United States
cannot change that relative valuation
and permanently maintain such change
by simply passing law that an ounce
of gold shall be worth l8 ounces Of sill
YER and no more, and as one can obtain
in any Of the markets Of the world to-
day more than 800 grains Of standard
silver for 25 $40 grains Of standard
gold our passing free coinage law that
any one from any part Of the world who
brings 4l2H grains Of standard silver
to our mint shall receive 81, which, by
law, shall pass current the same as 81
containing Is $40 grains Of standard
gold, would instantly cause gold to be
withdrawn from circulation, and 412H
grains of silver would thus become the
standard by which the worth Of our dol
lar would be measured. Merchant"
In Charlotte IN. c. Observer.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12


Behind the agitation for 80 cent silver
dollars or no cent paper dollars there is
a strong Populist sentiment which IA
vors the loaning Of money by the govern
ment to the farmers at 2 per cent inter-
est The free coinage advocates find
their strongest support among those who
believe that interest is usury and should
be abolished or reduced to the mere cost
Of issuing paper currency.
What these Populists do not see is tho
fact that interest is not really paid for the
use Of money, but for the use Of capital
The money loaned merely serves to con-
vey the capital from Its owner to the
borrower No anti-interest farmer would
rent his farm for . per cent year. Yet
under the system Of government loans
which he proposes any one who wished
to buy q farm could borrow the money
at that rate Of interest; so no one would
ever pay more rent than 2 per cent in
terest on the value Of the property. The
Populist who thinks that the capital rop-
resented by his farm is worth more than
3 per cent year should be willing to
allow the owners Of other forms Of capt.
tai such interest as 1t is worth to any
one who chooses to borrow It
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12

Who is that sour-looking man who
isalways sitting On that store box doing
nothing"
He's the man that knows all about
how ter settle every trouble that the
country gifts inter-
But why doesn't he get up and hus,
tie, them
Hes mad cause he told Congress
and the President and everybody how
to do things and they didn't pay no
'tention to i'm, an now he's jes settin'
in silence and lettin' the country 60
ter pot
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12

Two or three weeks ago pedestrian
who was passing house heard the
sounds of terrific struggle going on.
and as he looked in at the front door a
boy about IL years Of age who sat in
the ball quietly observed:
IT'S only the old folks having little
row, stranger.
DO they have them oftenT asked the
man.
ALMOST every day.
If was in your place I'd stand at
the door here and charge ten cents ad-
mission fee. It's worth the money to
see family riot like this and you might
as we'll make few dollars as to let the
chance Slip
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12

Mr.. Clnker,' said the thrillingly beau.
tiful heroine Of this tale, as she turned
her head and looked straight into the
eyes of the young man who was sitting
as close to her on the sofa as it was pos
sible to get. there are some things shat
even girl of my-er-advancement
will not easily brook. When you first
entered this room about half an hour
ago, you bowed formally as you shook
hands, did not dream Of calling me by
my first name, and when you sat down
you took chair that was at conven-
tional distance away. You had not
But my dear Miss Spingler
Don't interrupt me sir. You had
not been here ten minutes before your
chair was six feet nearer where l sat.
In another FIVE minutes you called me
dear. Shortly after you deliberately
sat down on the sofa next to me. It
was then that you attempted to take my
hand. You need not deny it. You
know it is too true. And now sir
>Hear mel T.
And now SIR repeated the young
girl, her slight form trembling with
emotion. her eyes blazing, her whole
attitude expressive OF the deepest con-
Germ, u want you to understand that if
you SO far forget yourself as to attempt
to kiss me, you 10 80 at your own
narl1'
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12

Senator Stewards calamity vail to
the effect that the demonetization Of
silver had resulted in decline and fall
Of matrimony is punctured by Clerk Bird
Of the marriage license bureau, who
shows that business in the connubial
line is booming. The senator has got his
cart before his horse. 1t is matrimony
that is demonetizing the people. Phil
adelphia Record.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12

A married man in neighboripg coun.
ty carries the following written permit
on bis person, signed by his accommo-
dating wife:
"This is to certify that I gave my
husband the privilege ofgoing where be
pleases and of being in company with
any lady he choses. I want him to
enjoy himself, for he will be long time
dead +"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12

1t is often u mystery how cold has
been "caught.' The fact is. however.
that when the blood is poor and the
system depressed, ,one becomes peculiarly
liable to diseases. When the appetite
or the strength fails, Ayers Sarsaparilla
should be taken without delay.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12
Doluded Youth.

my 1o-year old boy" said the fat
man, "is feeling pretty sore at him.
self"
"Whyp" asked the lean man with the
yellow vest.
"He is just at the age when the bis
tory Of the James boys and the like ap~
peal to his barbarous imagination, and
yesterday he bought book in yellow
paper cover entitled The Crime Of
1878. "-Indianapolis Journal.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12
All That VIII Circulate.

The people have in their pockets all
the silver that will circulate, and We
have, counted as cash silver in the
treasury, $51S, 900, 900, or nearly 10, 900
tons That is the way we have demon.
otised" silver. Halstead.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12
No. IS

He-1s there any thing l can do to
prove my affection so that you will not
doubt IL?
She-There is. Marry my sister.
She is 10 years older than and NAM
mas determined not to let me marry
until Sophie is disposed Of
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12

Little boy-Tommy's mother is awful
good to him.
Mamma-What has she done that is
so thoughtful?
L. B.-Let him have measles just the
day school began.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12

Paw said Tommy, Am descended
from monkeysT
Mot on MY side of the house, replied
his father with positiveness.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12

Judge-Prisoner, did you hit this
man twice on the nose2
Mike-No, yer amer, ] bit him onct
on der nose den l hit i'm where bis
nose had been.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12

Ayers Pills being composed of the
essential virtues Of the best vegetable
aperients without any of the woody or
fbrous material whatever, is the reason
why they are so much more effective
and valuable than any other cathartics.
The best family physic.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12

Mamma, ain Deacon Dalton funny
man?'
why Jimmie. what did he dor
IN church today he took his hat
around and showed it to everybody
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12

Sunday School Boy-Isn't there lots
of life in ginger?
Teacher-Yes.
Well then, it has occurred to me that
perhaps Methuselah lived on ginger
bread.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12

That is the most remarkable thing.
l am sure that heard the clock strike
thirteen
Sure, thin, and its midnight, and I
always keep it an hour FAST
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12

Jones-This chicken is fourteen years
old.
Smith-How can you tell the age of
a chicken?
J-By the teeth.
S-By the teeth! Chickens don't have
any teeth.
but I have:
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12

She-Do you think germs are convey
ed by kissing?
He-1 don't know, but we might try
and see.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12

Doctor-Now, Tommie, will you
promise ME to take your medicine like
man?
Tommie-No sir. When man takes
medicine he makes a bad facs and
sWeaIs.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1895-12-12

Leave Rocky Ridge for Emmitsburg at
S28 and 10 40 m, and 81 and "a p nj.
Leave Highfield for Gettysburg, Hanover
York and and H Div. so and IL 40 m
and SO p m.
Leave Edgemont for WaynesboIo, Cham
bersburg Shippensburg, and intermediate sta
tions at Z O6 and II As a m and 35 pm.
Leaye Hagerstown for Cherry Run and all
points on Potomac Valley Railroad at O6
m and 10 35 and 8 10pm.
PRR Leave Brucevlle tor Frederick at 40
a m aud s 40 p m and for Littestown Tau
eytown & Columbis at "A m and 8 45 p m,
Daily-all other.daily except Sunday.
tStops to land Passengers for Baltimore.
tStops only to land Baltimore passengers.
] NJ. HOOP. II. GRIswoLD.
Genl, Manager. Genl, Passenger, Agen
The Opelousas courier., 1895-08-03
DIR. VIM. PATTI,
OLD BOTANIC WONDER DOCTOR

writes US as follows from New Iberia,
under date of July 30th:
EDITORS COURIER,
Opelousas, La.
Gentlemen-Sti1l finding it impossible
to leave here, owing to the increasing
number Of patients placing themselves
under my care, l desire to to
your people that | have decided to con-
tinue my headquarters at the "Alma
House," New Iberia, and invite those
who may need my services to come or
send to me here, as they will find it con
venient to come and return the same
day, having one hour and a quarter for
consultation and preparation of medi-
cines, etc. Those who have failed to
find relief for any of the ailments that
aflict human kind are particularly in
vited to consult me. | will satisfy them
that by a simple course of treatment, in
accord with Natures laws, they can be
restored to good health.
Yours truly, VIM. PATTI,
Medical Botanist and Naturalist.
Alma House, New /, "a La.
The Opelousas courier., 1895-08-03
"a 9ream.

An angel came to me last night
And whispered Oh! so sweet and
Poor soul, thou yearnest for the
"T1l loose thy bands, and thou
may'st go.
$50 and traverse the realms Of space
"Of truth, and of light, and of love.
"Thy heart is crushed with this
worlds race -
"Away, as on wings of a doW
"Thy Father says thy woyg is done;
"Thy battle OF life we'll fought;
City blessed reward now IS won,
Thine now the joys thou hast
sought.
TO joy and peace everlasting;
about,
"Nor thy heart for love ever fasting.
"Granted shall be thy hearts desire !;
"Thy hopes on earth fulfilled above;
ooh, soul of bliss! thou shalt nottire
"In realms of joy, truth, light and
love-"
I awaked, and looked on that face,
So calm, so swcetly sympathetic.
My soul cried out to leave this place,
So full Of care and grief pathetic.
But, sweet, [ thought of other eyes,,
So kind, loving, tender and true
Eyes that to mine give loves replies !;
Shining eyes of heavenly blue.
They would miss me if / we're gone;
They'd search for NE the wide world
DER.
Your earthly labor is not done,
You'd long for me forever more,
So [ turned from the face SO fair,
And at heart | turned to thee.
"Oh, Angel" | cried, "shall dare
Go, while on earth there's need of
me?
Life is wearisome toll and Gaze;
In Heaven [ fain would be.
A crown of glory | long to wear,
My Heavenly Fathers face TO see.
"Yet could Heaven be Heaven at all
We're my other self not there2
Return, | may not heed thy call;
His burdens | must help tn bea,."
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