Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1895-07-12
WAS A PHILOSOPHER.
A eeeeAR STUDENT OF HUMAN MA
TuRE WHO HAD A SYSTEM.

From Hungry Looking Man.
He was a wretched looking chap, 30
thinly clad that he was really an object
of pity He had sought secluded COR
ner at the entrance of cheap restaurant
near Herald square, and for awhile it
seemed as il he had chosen the spot
merely to escape the chilling blasts Of
the cutting wind. Many men passed
into the place, but he spoke to nome
Finally one who had just completed his
meal came forth. The man started for
ward, hesitated a moment and then re-
sumed his former position. Soon another
man, apparently in great hurry, came
from the restaurant, buttoning his coat
as he walked. In q moment the poor
fellow stood in the way and barely had
he uttered his request for help when he
was rewaS,ed with a dime.
A moment later a group of young
men in very high spirits passed into tho
restaurant. To an ordinary student they
would have been just the right men to
approach for aims, but the beggar saw
them not. 1t was only to certain men
returning to the street that he made
himself known. 1t was but the work of
moment to pick an acquaintance with
the fellow, and when he found was
interested he talked freely of his plan.
~ had to do good deal Of thinking
about it when I first started in, he
said II can't get work now, and when
have work can only keep at it for
little while on account Of rheumatism.
When / saw | had to beg, thought /
might as we'll do it right or not at all.
If you know anything about mems faces
and clothes, you don't have to do any
guesswork at all. can tell long before
| get near q man what my chances are
with him, and if don't think that it's
ten to one will get something don't
try him, for there's no good in wearing
yourself ont and getting common. Some
fellows go along the street and try to
touch every we'll dressed man they meet.
They couldn't do any thing worse, for
everybody sees what they're doing and
knows they are professionals and steers
clear of them The only time to so up
against well dressed men as straight
thing, without regard to their faces, is
when they are full and feeling happy
over it.
''The average well dressed man or
woman is the hardest kind Of person
to hit. They do lots for charity, but it's
in different way-societies, schools
for kids, kindergartens and missions
and they think they are doing enough
If any one hits them ON the street, they
put them down for professional You
have got to judge the we'll dressed peo-
pie by their faces and general manner
and let their clothes count for nothing.
Whenever have to do any street
work, l always select the people Of the
lower middle classes, who don't put on
any front--women especially. ! mean
people who live comfortably, but haven't
got any too much money to spare. Say,
you may think I'm stringing you, but /
would rather have one nickel from one
of them than quarter from a fellow
who could stand it and had it to burn.
Fupny, but l feel just as sentimental
about that sometimes as if was earn
ing it. and would earn il if l had the
chance.
Now, you take this stand of mine
here today. There's three men who gave
me something-two niekels and dime.
I'have been here half an hour and I've
only struck five men. missed two.
| Well, three out of five don't look like
I'bad guesswork, if you want to call it
SO, does it? This is the cheapest res
taurant in the neighborhood. There's
the Imperial, Marlborough and all the
other big hotel restaurants could
have taken. but I'll bet wouldn't have
| got thing from the people who came
from any of them The men who go in
Here don't pay over 25 or 80 cents for
l'what they eat, and I'm willing to take
my chances with them right along.
II always wait till man comes out.
Some people think it ought to be the
| other way, for the reason that man
who was hungry would be more apt to
give out Of sympathy for the man who
was hitting him for money for some
thing to eat. But didn't figure it ont
that way. You see, these are pretty
hard times, and there's more people in
hard luck than there ever was before
Now, it's bad enough to be in hard
lnck, but it's worse yet to be hungry,
and when a man is up against both
games little things will bother him that
wouldn't affect him at all if he had his
stomach full. reason that pretty near
ly every man who comes in here is eth
er in hard luck or else he is miser
who don't want to spend any more than
is actually necessary. II it wasn't SO,
you know they would all 60 to the big
restaurants in the hotels, for you know
as we'll as do that the right kind Of a
man likes good things to eat and nice
clean service If he can afford it.
"Well, ! am onto the misers, and
leave them alone. When the decent
man comes out, he feels better for hay
ing had bis dinner. He is ready for
business, and life is great deal bright
er to him than 1t was half an hour be-