New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-25
TIE TALK OF The Dif.

r...,, s,urtevant. a grocer OF Port Clyde. Me-.
g.. saa N be the most obliging man In Maine. he-
Gently one OF his neighbors wanted MS morse ior e
day Mr. Sturtevant needed the morse !" ms ~ -.
livery wagon but he could not say no 10 ia.
rsigbbor SO he let him have the horse and wheeied
his groceries about town on wheeioa''o"' Sums
in some cases MUCH as MILE
"WelI Jimmie, how much did you put i" '"e
sunday-school box today ar. u. ,ooa hus,ness
Ten cents said Jimmie II was goo BUSINESS mes;
too Teacher gave me card for Deng tne Ihoss
sov how in the class and 1 snapped u on
Tor a postage stamp worth ntteeh cents WIN "''s
wilkins. "-tHarpeTs bazar
..r,o Christian work somewhat fppantly sug-
cost. that the dress reformers get out Bloomer
H,ble But Il Will probably have TO be content
with the .preeches Bible" II. indeed. 1t Is lucky
enough 10 possess copy OF that famous 'a''io"'
"The way the woman idea Is being explored nova
DAYS" II adds, gives emphasis to the TOAST once
offered by a gentleman at some Sorosiai sa'he''"e,
'woman-once mans superior no" MS ea""''
There Is biting sarcasm mere WHO" '"'' '""' ~
propriate who WILL
inndlaJ~-That will make IL n halfcrown more;
you can sit by the windo" without eahse' VI ~
ting freckled -tSpare Moments.
A gossipper IN 1.-The Washington Post says tnat
down IN the Black Belt OF Georgia a Presbyterian
minister received visit from coored pastor VINO
wanted counsel and advice. We'll sir III ,es, us
way" said he; Use done preached myset puf"o
out Use worked on election. sanc,incauon. p'e
destinatlon. hell inside and out I'LL eouian say
another word TO save my life his wmte oro'"er
sugassted that he should preach Sermon py way
NJ change with Thou shalt not stcar tor ZEN"
"Wel. boss. dat certainly is good teN' Out ~
mons.ous 'frald II will produce GOODNESS IN the
congregation
poet bursts into song In THE Hartiorn i'''e'
Tell me- where do the daisies grow
With pleasure There several beds Oh ,he b
In n ,S Ms Aiso ON Porpaug m in
Franklin, and Candlewood Hili IN Nvr'n %, ,hsrc
ton and a, Hog pGns on ~ 3 tns Nutmeg
the daisies cOnundrum OF far grealWSrh where ,n
Sont the daisies grow obgns poet FRIEND
will please kindly tackle that.-tNor"'c" H'e"'"e
Record.
"Amateur musicians" says n music teacher In
.rhe PHILADELPHIA Record" "are often somewhat
smha rrassed by the unexpected query as TO what
key a piece OF music is In when playing IN COM
pany They can tell on little renecton' o"' III"
array of four or five sharps or mats Is apt 10 tenn
porary confuse the best OF them. Here Is simple
little guide or reminder which. II rehearsed few
fines will always keep them right and ready TO
make a quick response to such a question In con-
pac,,on with the major scale. just Jot down this
sentence the capital letter beginning each word
representing an additional sharp. from TO D:
God Deluged All Earth BY Flood In the minor
kew the same rule obtains In connection with this
the fats: Fat Baker Eating Apple Dumplinss
Greedily.'"
Easily Answered.-The advanced woman's hus-
band was gazing IDLY into the window OF the sec
ond-hand store, where n number OF notices were
displayed. What IL Home Without MotherY'
he read. in letters OF green and yellow worsted
,iimhv' he muttered. THAT Is easy TO answer.
n Nay family Is most OF the Time jour-
The Tribune has received about dozen answers
to COINS Financial School" Among them all. the
and afterward issued In pamphlet form Is. on the
whole. the most complete. 1t 10 by no means ex-
haustye In the matter OF details but the author has
seized upon the prominent point In each chapter
OF COINS" book and answered point by point In
terse and conclusive manner. This answer shows
that every word Is written by a man who thinks
accurately upon financial questions and who IL
above the clap-trap and cheap methods which are
40 prominent In the book written and published by
w. II. Harvey.
Still Room for Research.-"what IL this new SUBJ
stance hear 50 much abouty' asked the eminent
What new substance, my dear?"
'"rhe element In the air that has just been de-
"Oh that, my dear" he answered. beaming over
his spectaces with the good nature Of superior wis
dom. "is known as argon.'
triumphs Of the age Il has revoutionised some Of
the old theories: or at least It will revoutoniss
them before Il gets through"
"Its-er-a.did you say. What is IT."
~ said that" - a.,
ws.shs%Syou see we haven't =. Ss: S:
| ton Star.