The Progress., 1895-01-12
MADAM RUM0R SAYS:

That the uutle bele VIZ"
bnt the fluffy hair and middle part
On how abomnible!
That She respects manly man
ond reveres womanly woman, but
when either sex attempts to dress or
arrange the hair like the other, 1t IS
absolutely nauseatlng.
That if She was the mother OF
son She doubts which She would pre-
fer to have him returned to her
convict in stripes, or for him to ap-
pear before Her with his hair tluffed,
parted in the middle and long, and
bis eyes with the expression OF a
sheep. There might be some refor-
nation in the former, but the latter,
old age would enfeeble the mother
before she drubbed the concelt out OF
him.
That the boot-licker still walks our
streets and seems proud of the part
he is playing:
That orr people should not fail to
hear Susan B. Anthony, the pioneer
woman suffragist, on the Oath inst.
That commemorative ceremonies
will be held IN the public schools OF
Shreveport and all overthe South on
the 18th of February to celebrate the
Tooth anniversary of the birth OF Geo.
W. Peabody, the South's public
school benefactor.
That the Holiness revival at the
Jordan street (Mission) Methodist
church is doing good work for the
Master.
That the dude with the fluffy HAIR;
! the one who parts his hair in the
middle and the dudine with the pic
a adilly walH deserve She sympathy
not the conte&pt, of the good peo
Y pie.
. That as rule the man who parts
his hair in the middle or futfs hn
hair is not Notwithstanding.
e That the upstaft with the sheepist
. look and hair parted in the middle il
d less hair Drained nonenity becsns'
4 he may happen to have father WIZ
has money, or indeed may have som'
v himself which has been LETT to him
T. assuredly he never made it.
b. That the world now knows fou
1T distinct species Of human curlo'
n The first is the animal which wear
a. pants but parts his hair in the mid
10 de- The second is the same kind Q
dressed animal who fluffs his hal
some parting it in the middle also
le the third is the animal which veal
II dress but waddles like a due
''' and is denominated the picadil|,
I'd walk, the fourth is the woman VIII
10, wears sleeves standing out Liz
windmills and almost completed
losing her head between two in
mense bags of calico or canvas,
~ That socialism is the doctrine who
tn would purify public affairs.
Co. That the brotherhood Of man is tt
of teaching which the Creator Undue
the first man with.
'et That the plutocrat is the vultu
nd which preys on the body polite.
TIC That every man who is willing
IL work is entitled to support for hi
'a,a self and family.
7 of That the revival services at I'll
ou Jordan street Methodist church h
zen done an immense amount of good.
ed, That the question of prohibition
It becoming THE question of the ho
ed indeed.
BILE That She believes i" sanctificatic
dly That there is much work for o
10 development club to do this year.
That evory honest, consclentlo
~, ~. mechanic or laboring man,shonld
mo to unite with the Mechanics Libra
,eo. association. 1~
ms That every body should ren'em'
eb- that Susan B. Anthony will lectr
IRA in Shreveport on oath inst.
III That our people are still anxious
10" 10" waiting for favorable news concel
ing that Gulf railroad.
SEA That our ministers should not
saw get that they have public duty
of perform aside from preaching
dy. Gospel.
That the Jordan street Method
h ,er (Mission)Sunday school is held at
nre o'clock in the morning and everybe
is invited TO attend.