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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

Full weight good goods and fair prices
A share of your trade Is solicited %
and 30 Mllliams street. Savannah. Ga.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

DON'T FAIL To TRY OUR SALT
water taffy, made fresh every day IL Is
delicious ard just the thing for the sum-
mer months; only Is cents per pound. Bulf
Street Confectionery, fiis Bull street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25
MONEY TO LOAN.

MONEY TO LOAN.
1000, IN SUMS OF ONE TO FIVE
thousand, to loan on improved city prop
erty; two 70 five years; per cent. J. Il.
Fulton a. Son.
100000 TO LOAN ON IMPROVED CITY
property at z per cent Hammond J.
Read, Room 4 Provident Building.
MONEY TO LEND, IN SUNS BE-
tween and ten thousand, on city im-
proved real estate, At per cent Apply
at LaRcche's, III Bay street.
BARKER & HOLLEaAN, ATLANTA,
negotiate loans on Improved central busi-
ness property IN Savannah. Correspond
ence invited.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

The following is the way the clubs
stood on this day one year ago. 1t is
quite a coincidence that Baltimore's per-
centage is 639, exactly the same as it
is to-day.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

WANTED. BRIGHT, INTELLIGENT
young man. Apply Monday. Savannah
Company, III Congress street.
" a .--rr-~ r-nr--~.~rcs-- csrNrr~r II
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HOUSES AND STORES ron AVN.

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FOR RENT. FROM OCT. ]. DWELL
ing loo Taylor street. near Drayton. For
particulars apply 5. Guckenhelmer. Bay
and Jefferson streets.
HOUSES. S0is AND s. SOUTH BROAD
street, Oct. ]. NJ. s. Baker, real estate
agent. Is South BROAD street
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

MISS SARAH SMALLS, DAUGHTER
ex-Congressman Sma1ls of South Caro-
lima, and Miss Willie Swinney will sing at
the First Congregational; long services
this afternoon at o'clock.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

WANTED, INTELLIGENT MEN AND
women TO earn good salaries; call room
80, Screven house, 8 to Y a. m.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25
SUMMER RESORTS.


WANTED. BOARDERS-HOME COM
forts, good fare, large grounds and rea-
sonable rates. Adults preferred. Address
l.. G. Chastain, Gainesville, Ga.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

Mcmahon IS pitching splendid ball for
Baltimore and it is just at a time when
It is needed.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

LADIES IRREGULARITIES, ETC.
cured with IT. & +. brand French PillsI
Best safe and reliable, 500 box; for one
month, S1.50 by mail postage prepaid. w.
ID. Orear & Co. Agents Savannah Ca
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

The New York team seems to be COM
pletely demoralized and unless things take
a turn for the better soon the Giants ca
will be a candidate for last place. Manager
Davis has been deposed and H. L. Wat
kins, the clubs secretary, has been made
temporary manager.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

GET A POUND or OUR BRITTLE
peanut taffy: II is elegant during the hor
weather. and Is only 10c per pound. Bull
Street Confectionery, Az Bull street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25
nIISCELLANEOUs.

WE DYE TO LIVE-MILLS & CO..
dyers and cleaners. Gents suits dyed, So
cleaned. 81. Lace curtains cleaned and
finished on an improved system, 40 cents
per pair. To prevent mistakes look for
our motto on the front of the store, We
Dye to Live" "a Broughton street.
ELECTRIC BELL, PUSH BUTT on
battery, 100 feet wire tacks, complete, for
$3.50 Electric Supply and Construction
Company 20 Drayton street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

Jimmy Manning of Kansas City is con-
lident his team will win the pennant.
Manning certainly lacks none of that quail
ity known as confidence.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25
IOsT.
REWARD.
FOTNn.
BOARDING.

A FEW BOARDERS WANTED; NICE
rooms; good table. 1856 Jones.
BOARDERS, ALSO TABLE BOARD
ers wanted. Apply l72 Jones street.
PRIVATE FAMILY DESIRES BOARD
ing; young man, married couple or two
young men. Home, Morning News.
SOUTH ROOMS. LARGE OR SMALL
with board, for families or young men,
lO5 South Bread street.
BOARD, LARGE AIRY. WE'LL FUR
nished rooms; good table. reasonable
terms l63 South Broad.
FIRST CLASS BOARD; SOUTH ROOM
convenient to Barnard street cars. 1Ga
Jones street.
FIRST CLASS BOARD. SOUTH ROOM
172 Liberty street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

MACKINTOSHES AND RUBBER
clothing; with or without general line of
hose, betting, etc; on uncovered ground,
by manufacturer. Z. o. 1871, New York,
n. Y.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

TO BE CERTAIN you GET PER-
fectly fresh meats, buy from $. Martini
the reliable butcher, Huntingdon and
Tattnall
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

FURNITURE STORED AT REASON
able rates: satisfaction guaranteed, by A.
s. Griffin. 18l Broughton.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

AGENTS MAKE IS DAILY: MARVEL
lous invention; retails % cents; 2 to G
sold in a house; sample mailed free. For
shee a. Maxim, Cincinnati, O.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

WANTED. RELIABLE PERSON
to travel; salary $3.50. and expenses; in
close references and selt-addressed
stamped envelope. President, Drawer p,
CHICAGO
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

Martin Duke who played a while with
Savannah last season, has been playing
with Minneapolis. He injured himself in
a game recently and will be unable to play
the rest of the season.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

WANTED, THREE OR FOUR COL
ored preachers to act as agents amongst
their own congregations; men who will
take interest IN the work can easily
make "a few hundred dollars. S. b. r.,
care Morning News
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

MATTRESSES MADE OR RENOVAT-
ed quickly and cheaply by A. S. Griffin
1S1 Broughton.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

FOR RENT. FROM OCT /, STORES
1855 and 1GS Bay street, corner Barnard
or make changes to suit tenant. G.. H.
Remshart
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

WANTED, A GOOD, LIVE SOLICIT
tor one who has had some experience.
Address s.. News office.
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WANTED, TO BORROW FIFTY DOL
lars for three months; viii pay 20 per
cent. interest; good security. Money,
care News
WANTED, SMALL. HOUSE OR FLAT.
in good neighborhood; moderate rent;
north of Taylor street. Address, giving
full particulars, Engineer, Morning News.
WANTED, ONE SHARE WINDER-
mere Club, Wilmington Island Stock Ad-
dress, stating price, Windermere, this Of
fee.
WANTED. A SECOND HAND
freight elevator. Address d." care
News Office
WANTED, SECOND HAND JUNO"
ladies' bicycle, 1898 model; state price
and condition. Address G. +. Pothin,
Waycross, Ga.
WE PAY THE LARGEST MARKET
prices for stocks, bonds, and other Sc
curities; parties wishing to sell or buy
will find It to their interest TO call on
US. LaRoche, Ill Bay street.
WANTED. 100 MEN WITH DELL
cate appetites, to try an order OF Plym-
out Rock fresh laid eggs; fresh every
day, direct from COe & Shaw's chicken
farm; served only at Nickle Plate restau-
rant.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

FOR RENT, LARGE AND SMALL
houses in. the northern, southern, eastern
and western parts Of the city. Ybanez
the real estate agent.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

FOR SALE, AN UPRIGHT PIANO
IN good condition, cheap. Address Piano,
News office.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

MEN TO SELL BAKING POWDER
to the grocery trade; steady employment;
experience unnecessary; $75 monthly sal
airy and expenses or commission: If offer
satisfactory, address at once with partic-
nlars concerning yourself, L. S. Chemical
Works, Chicago
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

AGENTS WANTED FOR DYEING
establishment; good commission. Apply
Mills < Co.. 81 BrOughton street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

MATTRESSES MADE OR RENOVAT-
cd quickly and cheaply by A. s. Griffins
ISL BrOughtOn.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25
HELP WANTED.

WANTED, RESPECTABLE SET
tied woman, without lncumhrancess
white or cOlored, to 30 to Isle OF Hope
Two or three months. Apply Ia New
Huston street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

AT A SACRIFICE, LESS THAN ONE
half cost. will sell my Shipman steam
launch; twenty-five feet long; in perfect
order; new in 1893. Address Shipman,
Postoffice Box 205.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

ELEVEN ROOM HOUSE. NO. 1855
Gordon street, for rent; now being pa
pered and painted throughout. ID. b.
Trade Building.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

WANTED, TEN LIVE MEN; SAL
airy and commission paid. Apply at
northeast corner President and Whitaker
streets, Monday s a. m
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

SPRING CHICKENS, WESTERN
beef rice held lamb, Swifts Kansas City
hams. sliced, at 3 Martins. hunting
don and GattnHli
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25
HOUSES AND STORES FOR RENT.

FOR RENT, FLORIDA HOUSE, l0f
Broughton street; IS rooms, remodeled.
painted and papered throughout; possess
sion Immediately. Apply Albert Wyliy.
l20 Bryan street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

WANTED, A FIRST-CLASS COOK;
colored; none other need apply. Apply
No. 20 South Broad street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

II. A. FOUNTAIN WANTS COLD,
silver, or paper money on a parity in
exchange for his stock of fancy and
family groceries, hay, grain and pro-
visions; also dealer in Bowkers fertil-
izers, cheapest and best on the markets
get my prices before purchasing. Ny
stock Is seasonable, and selected with
special reference to the wants Of my
trade. My way is to always satisfy a
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

ALL LADIES HAVING A FEW
hours leisure each day should write me
at once, regarding pleasant home WORK,
which easily pays SIS weekly; this Is no
deception and will certainly pay you TO
investigate. Reply with stamped envei-
ope, Mrs. $. A. Stebbins Lawrence Mich
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-08-25

WANTED, WHITE COOK TO GO IN
vannah. Address Il. L., Lock Box 226.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1895-05-14
IT is WELL TO REMEMBER

That a small vegetable knife with 1
sharp point is handy kind to have e
pare fruits and vegetables with.
That apples are dusty even before the!
are picked from the trees. They sccu
mulate dust from being handled, from
travelling and various other ways.
That one of the best ways for prepar'
ing apples for any purpose, Is to GU,
them In quarters before pairing, as the
core is more easily taken out, and de-
cayed places cut out.
That snap beans are much nicer cut
fine with knife than when snapped In
two or three pieces as some prepare
them. They need generous piece OF
butter when cooked.
That baked custard Is one OF the
easiest things TO make, and one OF the
easiest TO spoil In baking, II left TO its
materials, and bskes better In a shallow
dish than in deep one.
That fruits for the table, apples, pears
plums, oranges and peaches, should b
wiped with clean cloth, grapes looked
over and washed lightly, red spiders arr
often found on peaches, spiders on
grapes.
That all green vegetables as general
rule should be cooked as soon as gather
ed. Especially Is this true Of peas and
corn. The former lose their sweetness
very soon. and should be put into rapid
ly boiling water, (salted,) boiled uncov
cred, II you wish the green color to re
main; teaspoOnful Of sugar to q quar-
Of peas flsvOrs them nicely, a generous
piece OF butter added when cooked.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1895-05-14
TAXING CARE OF GLOVES.

On the way gloves are put on at theil
first wearing depends all their subse
quent career. A poor pair Of gloves
carefully donned at first and tenderly
treated throughout their existence viii
never look very badly. The most ex'
pensive gloves ever made put on care
lessly at first will never look well ant
will soon wear out. New gloves should
never be put on In hurry. They
should be pressed and pulled into posi-
ton in leisurely fashion. Before be
ginning operations little powder should
be busted into the gloves, for this viii
permit them to slip on easily. The
fingers should be carefully pulled on
with the seams straight, before the
thumb is inserted into its pocket. Their
the glove should be smoothed on gradual
ly; the second button and those above
the second should then be buttoned
The first one should always be fastened
last.
When the hands are warm the gloves
should be drawn wrong side out when
they are removed; then they should be
pulled carefully into shape and aired fol
An hour or two.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1895-05-14
COOKING BREAKFAST BACON.

As to cooking bacon, most people find
frying the most handy method Of serv-
ing bacon In small quantities. 1t will
not do, though, to thrust the pan on the
stove and leave the bacon to cook itself.
Some care Is necessary, as, like other
things, all bacon does not behave In the
same way, and q slice Of lean needs to be
turned over on to fatter part to keep
IL from getting too dry, while another
rasher cooks more quickly than the rest,
SO without care the rashers will not
cook evenly. In doing small quantities
il il we'll to put a little bacon fat In the
pan. Save 1t each day when frying,
pouring It In a jar to keep it. This plan
preserves the meat from hardening.
Some Of the best cooked bacon ever
saw Was served daily among other break
fast dishes. The rashers were cut with
mathematical precision, and laid In a
large baking tin, overlapping each other,
so that each strip of lean was on the Tat
of the rasher underneath. The tin was
then placed In the oven, and left till the
meat was cooked. The bacon never
varied in appearance, the lean being
beautifully tender, and the fat cooked
through, but not chippy. Every
stranger always asked how the bacon
was cooked, and why It never looked
done too little or too much.
Boiled bacon goes further than fried,
and dainty little bit Is the end OF the
loin when 1t Is rather lean. A piece
weighing two and half pounds makes a
nice piece for a small family, and should
be boiled, the rind peeled of, and the TAT
crumbed as ham. This, when cut of a
piece Of good Wiltshire, is a great deli
cacy, and TO be recommended when a
ham proves too large. Then the gam
mon or fillet Ia good boiling piece TO
use as ham, and may weigh from four
pounds to six pounds. By taking a
corner piece or weighing the ''hand' In,
much lower price is asked, but perhaps
in the long run the middle cut Is as
cheap, as there is absolutely no waste at
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1895-05-14
oEeEcTIvE PERSPECTIVE.

A Chicago lady wanted to buy pict.
ure and she desired to make her own
selection, SO she hied herself to an ar,
emporium, such as are quite frequent in
that great city OF culture, and asked for
what she wanted. The dealer dew
around in response to her request, and
soon had the snowy spread Of color set
out in favorable light.
"There, madam" he said in q raptur'
Gus, artistic murmur, ''is magnificent
work of art by one Of the Oldest masters
You will note the beauty OF the tech.
nique and the grace and elaborateness OF
the finish. Also its great size"
$50 observe" she replied as she ex-
amined IL critically.
"why, madam" he went on conviuc-
ingly, 1.-THE canvas alone 10 that picture
is valuable at bargain rates per yard"
IL don't DOUBT It." she said In the tone
of connoisseur, "but don't like Il.
The color and the subject Is good, but
somehow, the effect seems fat and the
prospectus Is bad"
And then the dealer got another one.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1895-05-14

tu6 ON IeANe00s
A writer In one OF the household
periodicals recently made the declara-
ton, when speaking Of home care for
the sick, that There are balms for the
wounds Of the rich, but the poor must
bear their own infirmities." In q certain
sense this declaration Il true, yet that It
has qualifications the writer shows Ia the
following sentence, which declares that
"with love, exquisite neatness, patience,
encouragement, quiet, and little
hospital learning, wondrous cures can
be wrought" This subject, as whole,
IL much too far-reaching and important
TO be treated In this department; but the
factors Of sweetness, neatness and sym
pathy cannot be oyerestimated In this
connection. Yet reference may proper
in treatment Of the Ill whose value can
not be overestimated. For the sufferer
from nervous or physical exhaustion,
especially, whether the malady be Of q
prostrating degree or otherwise, nothing
Is more restful, refreshing, and there
fore actually curative. For this purpose
the water should be neither too warm
nor too cool; the proper temperature Is
that which Is entirely agreeable for the
flesh to which 1t IL applied. II the
patient be In feverish, dry condition,
such bath, very gently and carefully
given, from two to four times daily, will
ia work Of refreshing and alienation
which medicine would fail to provide.
II the patient be weak, the bath may ex-
end no farther than the hands, arms
and face; but according to circum.
stances, the lower limbs and the feet
should receive occasional treatment, and
the entire body should be from time to
time refreshed. In cases Of nervousness,
sleeplessness, and similar affections, the
patient can often administer the neces-
sary sedative without the assistance OF
others, and the amount Of unrest and
positive suffering which may thus be
avoided can scarcely be estimated.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1895-05-14
A wopd,I of Colorinr Tn Flowcr.,

The editor Of Notes For the Curl
Gus" recently read wonderful 81 &C
count Of buhch Of roses kept in New
York herbarirIm, which still retain thei
original color notwithstanding the fac
that they verb cut from the parent stall
three years add one month before tn,
signing of oulj Declaration of Independ
ence. The editor of the paper in which
the notice APPEARED, he no doubt consid
ering 1t the i"eighth wonder Of the
world" asked II any reader could give
information concerning o case in which
roses or other flowers had retained their
natural oolors tor so long time.
We would State that we have seen
we'll preserved Iwreaths and garlands Of
lotus. red and fellow poppies, and other
unclassified hdwers which were found
on Egyptian riummies known to have
been dead ovei 5000 years The red
peoples were bit a shade lighter than
those dried anti pressed but q month or
. year before. abd in the case Of the yel.
low variety thlre was no distinguish
able difference between those from the
ancient tombs s|nd specimens which had
been dried but s. week. II the editor who
refers to the colonial roses as wonders
will visit the Egyptian museum at
Cairo, he will Abd dried colored flowers
Of sufficient antiquity to excite his won
der. Louis Republic
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1895-05-14
No. xss,-A Pr.vsrb Puzzle.

BY selecting the right word from each
Of the IS sentences following . proverb
concerning April may be formed:
Alexander was below . man when he
affected to DO god.
April showers bring forth May aowers
1t IL an Ill wind that blows nobody
good
Every dog has his day and every man
his hour.
Corn and horn 60 together, when corn
Ia cheap. cattle are not dear.
II Is better to do well than to say well.
It Is very hard TO share an egg.
A good life keeps of wrinklea
For the rose the thorn Ii often plucked
Hear both sides before you praise or con
denim.
Make hay while the sun shines
April and May are the key Of the whole
fear.
Calm weather In june sets the corn In
tune
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1895-05-14
TRY. ray AGAIN.

Always using hot-never cold-pota-
toes for salad.
Wetting an upper pie crust with milk
before setting 1t In the oven, and It will
brown quickly and richly.
Cutting shortcake dough In two pieces,
rolling both out, spreading one with
butter and covering with the other, to
bake.
A tablespoonful Of brandy In pumpkin
pies, to take away the raw taste.
A large cupful Of peaches, or Of rasp-
berries, addod b chocolate blanc manIo.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1895-05-14
VARYING CONDITIONS.

At night the weary old doctor sat
down and noted as usual the condition
of his patients-the ragman, picking up
the editor, rapidly declining; the dentist,
may pull through; the postmaster, must
90; the deaf mute, still complaining
the painter. more bad signs; the miser,
barely living; the major, rallying; the
cashier, gone; the actor, on the last
stage; the butcher, less fat on bones
the cobbler, meuding; the Jail prisoner,
will soon be out; the lawyer, speeches.
the two grocers, on the verge Of dissolu-
ton; the musician, toning up; the car
penter, improving; Jones' boy, bad and
growing worse; the barber, saved by q
close shave; the banker, falling; the
bootmaker, will not last long; the
pugilist, striking improvement.-St.
EiChOlaa
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1895-05-14

Cut piece of paper Of the shape and
proportions shown In the diagram. The
parallel sides should measure. say, 2h
Inches and 80 inches The perpendicular
distance between them is immaterial, but
the figure should be alike at each end. 80
that, II divided In half perpendiculsrly'
the halves will be equal In every respect.
(s). With two straight cuts divide the
figure into three pieces equal 10 each other
In every respect
Again take the whole figure a. at first
and
(bl With three straight cuts divide II
into four pieces equal to each other In ev
sry respect.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1895-05-14
Nm A92.-DialnondA.

]. A consonant 2. A useful insect y.
A town In Italy. 4. A country OF Europa
5. A gloomy color d. a part OF the body
Z. \ consOnant.
/. In diamond g A vehicle. y. A
wood noted for its durability and fragrant
odor. 1. The surname Of president OF
the United States ), A city OF Switzer'
land D An animal 4. In diamond
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1895-05-14

Head rests, especially fancy-shaped
ones, are fast going out Of date.
An easy and excellent way to keep
polished floors free from dust Is to make
u bag to fit the brush part Of common
door broom, with very full, six-inch-
deep rufile Of cheese-cloth scanned in the
bottom, and shirring-tape In the top,
A pretty, cheap transOm can be made
Of heavy galvanized wire netting, such
as is used for making cellar window
screens. 1t should be neatly fastened
into frame Of proper size, and enamel
ed ivory-white, black, or any color that
will harmonic with the furnishings Of
the room.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1895-05-14
Conundrums An.x.r.d.

Why Is a soldier like round hole In q
eocks Because he's drilled.
Why doesn't the clock strike l3f Be-
,ause IL hasn't the face TO do II.
What kind Of clothes should gymnast
wear, Spring clothes
Why are all the hand organs classici
Because they are the production Of the
handle (Handell
What kind Of business never thrives,
The stationery business
What becomes OF the pins They fall 70
the earth and become terra pins
What does the letter b do for boys as
they advance in years. AS they grow Older
is makes them holder.