Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1895-07-10
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In Wnlcu UoCu pdTIleS aio iiSno'
a% He is a mean man who works for
the devil and looks to God for pay.
eG In India there is species of COW
that laughs just like human being.
s8 Measure 2O9 feet on each side
and you will have an acre within an
| inch.
p@ The weather that is too hot for
church-going is said to be superb for
baseball.
@ Man believes that to be a lie
which contradicts testimony Of his own
ignorance.
p6 There are 1875 millionaires in
New York city. In the entire country
there are 4,204.
nH A boy that never is bad, never
was bad, and never expects to be bad,
is more like girl.
p9 Grease may be removed from
woolen goods by sponging it with
strong cold coffee.
p@ Man argues women may not be
trusted too far; woman feels man can
not be trusted too near.
s9 Good old lady Ito tramp at the
door)-Are you pious man ? Tramp
1 think so, mum I love pie.
p@ 1t is an old lesson, but only old
men seem to know the Importance of
honesty, simplicity and order.
D@ If a we'll could be dug to depth
of 46 miles, the air at the bottom
would be as dense as quicksilver.
r8- Men are very much like dogs;
the more worthless they are, the more
they howl when they get hurt.
p@ When people stop hoping for
better things tomorrow, they begin to
behave better in the troubles they
have today.
p@ 1t is good plan to burn pine
tar occasionally in sick room, as it is
an excellent disinfectant, and it also
induces sleep.
p6- In Japan, it is said, there are
apple trees growing four inches in
height, which bear fruit freely about
the size of currants.
p@ Spending 50 where the income
is only 81 will soon lead US to bank
ruptcy. This is law Of economy
that all can understand.
~ When you decide on the best
thing possible, after long thought and
investigation, it usually turns out to be
the worst thing possible.
s@ In the Old Testament, although
great numbers of women are mention
ed, there is but one-Sarah, Abraham's
wife-whose age is recorded.
s6 1t is queer, but not the less true,
that people are generally quite as
vain, or even more 80, of their def
ciences than of their amiable gifts.
s6 Salt for cattle is more important
in summer than in winter. When the
COWS are on grass salt will be highly
relished by them, as it serves to keep
them in good health.
B8 They who have never known
prosperity, can hardly be said to be
unhappy it is from remembrance Of
joys we have lost, that the arrows of
afliction are pointed.
RaT Let whatsoever you say be clean.
The organic law of decency in human
intercourse is clean speech. One
whose mouth is foul is the tainted
wether that infects the flock.
H~ A Hibernian senator speaking on
the subject of preventing suicide, said:
"The only way / can conceive of stop
ping the business is to make it capi-
tai offense, punishable with death"
H@ When an officer is dismissed
from the army he is said to be cashier
ed. When cashier is dismissed from
bank he is generally oAicered. The
same thing, only different.
s@ Perhaps few people can state
their ideal of happiness as promptly
and concretely as did certain work.
man in a shoe factory: Go home,"
said he, "sit down, eat supper, light
pipe, think about nothin'."
H8. Tommy-Yes, cats can see in the
dark, and so can Ethel cause when
Mr.. Wright walked into the parlor
when she was sittin' all alone in the
dark, I heard her say to him, why
Arthur, you didn't get shaved today
B6s Teacher-So you can't do sim
pie sum in arithmetic? Now, let me
explain it to you. Suppose eight of
you have together 4S apples, 80 peach
es, and 16 melons, what would each
one of you get? "Cholera morbus,"
replied Johnny.
s9 What are called irreligious men
have many good things for which they
get no credit and what are known as
eminently pious men are great sinners.
God restrains the most wicked, and in
his holy providence, he permits the
best men to sin.
s6r In this world man is likely to
get what he gives. Mems hearts are
like q whispering gallery to you. If
you speak softly a gentle whisper
comes back; if you scold, you get
scolded. With what measure you
mete it is measured TO you again.
ST Most of the men in the islands
of Southwestern Japan lead lives of