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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09
THE SUBURBAN LEAGUE.
Schedule of Games for the Championship
Season.

Season.
The championship season in the
Suburban Bowling League opened last
night. The schedule has been prepar-
ed by Secretary Cassell and covers a
period of fourteen weeks. Two games
will be played each evening. Follow
ing is the schedule:
First and eighth weeks-April 8,
May %, Beabouts VS.. Calumets; April
9. May 2S, Columbus VS.. Lotus; April
10, May 90, Standards VS.. Trilby; April
II. May 80, Carroll VS.. Bohemians.
Second and ninth weeks-April 10,
June 5, Beabout VS.. Columbia; April
Is, June 4, Bohemians VS.. Trilbys;
April II, June 6, Carroll vs.. Standards;
April IS, June 8. Lotus VS.. Calumets.
Third and tenth weeks-April p,
June u, Beabout VS.. Lotus; April %,
June Is, Columbia VS.. Calumets; April
"a. June II, Bohemians VS.. Standards;
April %, June 10, Trilbys VS.. Carroll.
Fourth and eleventh weeks-April
%, June Is, Standards VS.. Beabouts;
April 50, June II, Trilbys VS.. Calumets;
May l, June 20, Carroll VS.. Lotus; May
2, June 10, Bohemians VS.. Columbia.
Fifth and twelfth weeks-May g.,
June "a, Beabouts VS.. Trilbys: May Z,
June 20, Carroll VS.. Calumets; May 8,
June q, Standards VS.. Lotus; May 8,
June %, Bohemians VS.. Calumets.
Sixth and thirteenth weeks-May Is,
July 2, Beabouts VS.. Bohemians; May
Il, July 4, Columbia VS.. Standards;
May 10, July 8, Carroll VS.. Calumets;
May 16, July l, Lotus vs.. Trilbys.
Seventh and fourteenth weeks-May
20. July TO- Standards VS.. Calumets;
May q, July 9, Columbia VS.. Trilbys;
May %, Jly II, Bohemians VS.. Lotus;
May %, July s, Beabouts VS.. Carroll.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09
It may prove more profitable to Spain
to let Cuba go.
sHREMp UNCLE MORTON.

Secretary Morton has lately taken
steps to prevent leaks in the Depart
ment Of Agriculture by which the
monthly government reports got into
the hands of spectators in advance of
their official publication. According
to Bradsueets. the astute Secretary ar
ranged that the figures should be
placed where they could be obtained
by two former employees of the depart
ment, who were suspected. These
figures indicated that the forthcoming
report for March would show that the
supply Of wheat in the United States
was $4,000. 900 bushels. Soon after
ward it was learned by a Chicago tele-
gram that spectators there were pre-
dieting that the report of the depart
ment would show the wheat supply to
be 154,OO0,OO0 bushels The March
statement. however. appeared the next
day. and showed the supply to be TO-
100000 instead of 154,OO0,OOO bushels
The point Of interest for the trade
generally is found in the Secretary's
declaration that any pretended ad-
vance information which may leak out
in the future is likely TO be equally I'M
trustworthy. Secretary Morton is
worthy of a higher seat in Mr.. Cleve-
lands official family
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09
SEALED PROPOSALS.

Sealed proposals will be received until
Saturday. April 18th, at ] p. m, at the
office OF a. L. Policy. Clerk OF the Board
Of Education. at Benwood ". Va. for
the erection OF a four room school build
ing in North Benwood, in accordance
with plans and specifications prepared by
FranZheim, Giesey * Faris, Architects
of Wheeling, ". Va.
Plans can be seen at the Office OF the
BOARD OF Education in Benwood and at
the Office OF the architects in wheeling
The Board reserves the right n reject
a1v ar All bids. ap1.M Sat
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09

II the city proposes to save its gas
works and street-lighting plant from
destruction its only recourse is to buy
out the Electrical Companys plant as
provided by law, and resume complete
municipal ownership and control Of
the lighting privilege, which it should
never have allowed to go out Of its
hands.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09
The a.BIkes" Out.

There were more bicycles in the
streets yesterday afternoon and even
ing than at any time this year. Last
evening there were several scores OF
the silent steeds" on Market street
at different times, and several LADIES
ventured out. Jason Stamp was out
with tandem, the first one seen mere
this spring.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09
Letter From Ziegler.

George Ziegler, the big backstop OF
the Wheeling team in 1890, has writ
ten a letter TO a friend here, in which
he expresses a desire TO come 10
Wheeling and play behind the bat IN
the Interstate team. He states that
he is in excellent condition and throw
ing and batting well. His batting aV-
erage last season was above 800.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09

Allison is put forward as the most
available candidate for President on
the Republican side because he has no
positive views on either the tariff or
the currency. All right; when we're
looking for that kind Of President we'll
remember Allison.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09
PROPOSALS FOR PAVING.

Proposals will be received by the city Of
EenWood until Saturday, April 10Th, at s
O'Clock p m, for grading and paving with
Fourth street, Fourth street from Main
To r. & o. railroad crossing. and Mar
shall street from Boggs' run bridge 10
ard for grading and paving complete.
Snecifcations can be seen at the Mayor 5
office The committee reserves the right
TO reject any or all bids.
Address all bids to 5. l.. Bell chairman
of Committee on Streets, Alleys and
THOS. SHEPPARD. Mayor.
CHAS. MORGAN, City Recorder.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09
WATER FILTERss-EwlNG BROS.

in the Phoenix team, South Side
League.
The South Side and Suburban
Leagues have not yet discarded the
practice game.
II is estimated that no less than
thirteen bowlers carry rabbits feet in
their vest pockets.
There will be three clubs to contest
for the city championship this fall.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09
II Wasa Draw.

Chicago, April S.-The eight-round
contest between Dan Creedcn and
Henry Baker was a draw.
Our better halves says they could
not keep house without Chamberlain
Cough Remedy. 1t is used in more
than half the homes in Leads. Sims
Bros, Leeds, Iowa. This shows the
esteem in which that remedy is held
where it has been sold for years and
is well known. Mothers have leaned
that there is nothing so good for colds,
Group and whooping cough, that it
cures these ailments quickly and per-
manently, and that it is pleasant and
safe for children to take.
PROF. VERNULLO HAS ARRIVED.
m, af tho
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09

Man Is the most worthless thing on
earth during the spring cleaning sea-
son. Why not let him take a vaca-
ton?
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09

Hervey still has an average above
Look out for the CAROLS in the
Suburban League.
Campbell, Carenbauer and Riddle,
If the NameleSs. make strong trio
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09

One Of the worst features Of the in
come tax decision is that it may ne
cessitate an extra session Of Congress
70 provide revenue.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09

The day is not far distant when
strawberries will be as cheap as
pruneS.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09

Nowadays every we'll regulated
newspaper keeps the Another Rise in
Wages" headline on the standing gal
ley.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09

An income tax that lets the big land
lords and the bloated bondholders es-
cape is not the kind Of income tax we
want
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09

The Supreme Court Of Kansas hav-
ing officially recognized hypnotism 1t
might be tried on Mary Yellin Lease.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09
DROPOsALS FOR NEW CURB

L ING. OHIO STONE.
sealed proposals will be received az the office
Of the board OF Public Works OF the city Of
wheeling until L o'clock noon, saturday APtii
CITY of n Wheeling all curoing to be used during
the year 1925. o,,.
The curling to be Of best quality Of Ohio hard
stone, free from veins, cracks or naws, ana Of
~ foIlovying dimensions: The stone TO be not
ess than four feet long when dressed, twenty
four inches deep and five inches thick, aud the
same length 81 the base on the top when
dressed.
The hoard reserves the right TO reject any or
ali bids. Proposals 10 be marked proposals
FOR Furnishing New CURLING"
Bv order OF the Board Of Public Works:
a6aaodrA BORNlsH. Clerk.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09
F. l. HOdE. C. E. Al. WHITE City Engineer
HOGE & WHITE,
CIVIL ENGINEERS.

Steam and Electric Railways, Bridges,
Mines Town sites. Water supply. sewerages
and Paving. Cement Tested. Once city
building, Wheeling, W. Va ie-Veod
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09

The REGISTER. embracing It's several
editions. Is entered at the Postofhce in
Wheeling. ". Va. as second-elass matter
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09

When Baby was sick, We gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss she chung to Castoria.
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09
FOR PAVING
pRTCK- REST QUALITY OF VITRIFIED

FIRE Brick. ,o,-.
Sealed proposals will be received at the office
Of the Board Of Public Works OF the city OF
Wheeling until y o'clock noon, SATURDAY April
y lsa5 for 200 900 or more vitrhed paving brick,
hest suality the brick TO be delivered on board
the cars in the city OF Wheeling. All soft or
unsuitable brick will be thrown out and not
counted or paid for.
ali bids. Proposals 10 be marked Proposals
for Vitriied Fire Brick.
By order Of the Board OF Public Works
a5asadra W. H. HoRNlSH, Clerk.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09

Mr.. Clarkson says Mr.. Harrison can
be induced TO accept another nomina-
ton. NO!
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09
NOTICE.

To the members OF the Musicians M-'rI
Protective Union OF the Ohio VALLEY Ia..
No. 81. y /. VI. OF the IS: You are hereby
notified 10 meet az McLainc Hall ou Wr.
nesday. April 10. 1898. ar cioci o. DID,.
sharp. TO attend the funeral 0' our deceased
brother. Frederick Gruber By order of
A. T. SUMMERS.
JOHN +. JONES. President
Secretary. au9er
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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09
REAL ESTATE F0a SALE.

The Bloch Property, corner Main am.
Ninth streets, 81 feet front, extending TO
river: will sell part or an oi it.
A fine building lot az Wooa>1aie-
A piece of Market street property north c'
the PostOtiice.
The residence Of Mrs. Elizabeth Hunter So.
1O5 Zane street, corner ol ORR -ire7I.
No 1928 FourtssHtn street, lot dIIl5 '-st
No. 1900 Chapline street, me res.delcs
No 81 south broadway, nne residence
Two fine lots on South Broadwty, Island
FINE building lots In Pleasant W. ~
The John W. MoLure homestsad cor
per OF south Front and Ohio stress a'h
reduced figure.
A desirabls residence property, No - la
diana street; Z rooms: modern.
Nos. 22I6 and gals MARKET street
double brick dwellinE.a property Of s'9ol,'Ail
No. 2S2I Eoff street, Z-'tery liil-
ing of6 rooms; halt lot, Ne. asa. No D. -lt.H
feet. ...
No. 52s haini trsst, 2-stery br.cA ir'..'s'
Of IA rooms
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WANTED.

"ANTED-Experien girl press feeder
w Apply at this Office otter II a. IN.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09
PROPOSALS.
FOR SEWER PIPE

Sealed proposals will be received st the office
OF the Board OF Public Works OF the city OF
wheeling. until Il O'Clock noon Saturday, April
q, 1926, for furnishing all Of the sewer pipe TO
be used by the city Of wheeling during the
year 1885
Proposals 10 be for the best quality OF double
strength salt glazed pipe, made Of pure IRE clay
the pipe TO be delivered in the city OF Wheeling
along the line Of sewers 10 be laid.
The Board reserves the right 10 reject any or
all bids BY order Of the Board OF Pubic WORKS.
auqeodra WE HORNISR. Clerk.
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PROF. vERNULLo HAS ARRIVED.
Daily performance 3, 3, :. 8 p. N. ut the
Star Clothing HoDa&
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09

VITANTED-Respect dining room girl;
w must give references. Apply Hotel
Brunswick. ap9r
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09

UTANTED-Two girls: nurse girl and
w girl TO do general homework. Refer
ences required. Apply at noon at 716 Main
street ap9h
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09

PROF. VERNULLO HAS ARRIVED.
Daily performance 3, 8, :, 8 p. m. at the
Star Clothing House.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09

The following from the Philadelphia
Press is being extensively quoted by
PeDubIican organs.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-09

TERMS.
PER YEAR. BY MAIL POSTAGE PRE-
pATD
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MARSHALL-At Altenheim, on Monday.
ApriI 5. 1895. at 7:25 a. m. Mrs CATHERINE.
relict of the late Vim. Marshall, in her Slst
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-01-14
ACTION REQUIRED.

For two years now the men Ill
the good government movement
have done the right thing at the
right time. The people have been
extremely fortunate in having
capable leaders. Affairs have been
managed most skillfully. At all
times there has been before the
front in big letters: What effect
will it have in the States?" That
is the question today.
What would a sovereign state
of the American Union do i'll case
of this kind? 1t would act justly
and firmly, with all eye single tc
the preservation Of peace and civil,
lied society. What, for instance,
would California do? UP there
they would place an iron heel OF
the neck of the rebellion anc
choke and crush the life out
of it. Yes, they would dc
more. They would make sure
that the people responsible for the
trouble as well as the actual parti
cipants, were disciplined to the full
extent. Up there they would
effectually put final que stion on
this thing of tampering with the
Government.
Hawaii can we'll act like State
Of the American Union. We can.
not afford its do anything else.
This thing must be carried to a
conclusion in dead earnest. The
policy of Cancellation was failure
The policy of striking straight from
the shoulder and hitting every time
and hitting hard has never yet beer
a failure.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-01-14
COUNCILS MEET.
Nominations Are Made For the Five
Vacancies.

Nominations Are Made For the Five
Vacancies.
The Executive and Advisory
Councils met at o'clock this after
noon, President w. F. Allen in the
chair. Messrs. Dole, King, Damon,
Smith, w. o., Tenny, Ena, Smith,
ID. b., Emmeluth, Bolte, Morgan,
Mott and Mendonca were present at
roll call Mr.. Wilder came in
later. When the meeting opened
President Dole stated that it was
called principally to elect five new
members to fill as many vacancies.
The President, Mr.. Allen, stated
that recommendations were on
hand from the officers of Company
d, N. G. H., American League,
Company B., N. G. H., and
the Sharpshooters, Company
recommending the selection of the
following persons for the Councils:
+. A. Hosmer, {. B. Wood, G. p.
Castle, P. H. Frien and J. A. Ken
nedy. The following were also
nominated: George w. Smith, l..
l.. McCandless, p. {. Jones and
John S. McGrew. The Councils
then adjourned to meet again at 2
p. III. Wednesday.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-01-14
Making Cashmere Shawls.

One day we went to town to visit man
ufactory of cashmere shawls. After a ter
ribly unattractive approach we clambered
up some stairs and emerged into large
room, full of looms, with about 40 men all
hard at work. One we especially watched.
He had In front of him nearly 1000 shut
ties of different shades, and out of these he
would select one and thread it through rs
many of the fine strands stretched tightly
before him as his pattern directed, and aft
er so doing he pulled toward him heavy
bar, which pushed the last little cross
thread quite tight, before putting in the
next.
In old days one man used to read out the
pattern to all the rest, but now each has his
own design on slip OF paper in front of
him. 1t is said that the wavy line so often
seen in these shawls was originally taken
from the curves of the Jhelum. 1t took
four months, we are told, for two men to
do seven inches Of this work one yard
wide, working from 5 in the morning till
in the evening every day, so it was hardly
to be wondered at that two yards should
cost nearly Rl00.-Cornhill Magazine.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-01-14
NOT NATIVES.

The number of the active
center of the rebellion was
not above thirty. The force was
led on the field by three half-castes
and one foreigner. This latter per-
son was the one solitary haole who
carried a gun against the Republic.
This has not been a war between
the natives and the Government in
any sense. The insurgents are
agitators and nihilists desperate for
the spoils Of political power. w,
II. Richard, the one foreigner so
far connected with the rebellion as
an abettor is disappointed Office
seeker.
Rebel forces were recruited by
the Use of various ruses we'll calcu-
lated to deceive ordinary natives.
A few followed Wilcox and Now
lein out of aloha for Liliuokalanl
That quite number were forced
into the affair cannot be denied.
On no other island in the groul
has there been a ripple of trouble
1t has been confined entirely t
Honolulu and vicinity.
There has been no uprising c
the Hawaiians. Hundreds upo
hundreds of natives have rushed t
the standard Of the Republic. Tn
natives in the army and constabr
larry have been loyal and brave a
any of their foreign comrades.
The point in all this is that pee
pie in the United States an
throughout the world should b
convinced that all worthy Hawa
ians are with the Government all
are part and parcel of it.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-01-14

There is mistaken impression in regard
to the nature of the bloodhound. Most peo-
Pile imagine this species of canine to be very
ferocious, when, on the contrary, the dogs
are as docile as most any other breed known.
have raised great many Of the finest
strains of bloodhounds and have found
them as domestic and gentle as a dog should
be. While they are very keen of scent, no
where in their history have they made q
record for ferocity. The pointer inherits
his nose from the bloodhound and his other
qualities from the bulldog. do not believe
that vicious dog should be allowed to live
an hour. can see no use for him. A good,
sensible dog will never bite or attack hui
man being unless there is reason for him to
do SO. A dog that cannot discriminate be-
tween child and burglar has no excuse
for existing.-Exchange.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-01-14

LET THERE be chosen for the
Council men of judgment and
courage. There is work ahead
that demands men who keep their
wits about them. They need not
be brilliant or old or young or rich
or poor or accustomed to public
service. Take ''horse sense" men.
Take men who have been in active
service during the revolution.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-01-14

claims of a monetary nature, to pre-
sent them 10 this Office through the
proper Departments not later than the
tenth of January next, after which
date the books will be closed.
All persons having moneys on account
of the Government are requested to
make their returns promptly, in order
that there may be no delay in closing
the accounts for the year ending Decem
Der 3lst, 1894.
S. NJ. Damon.
Minister of Finance.
535-9t
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-01-14
SEALED TENDERS.



1t is legend in the telegraph Office that
the sender takes a pile of messages, and
sorting out those marked rush." puts
them at the bottom of the pile. There is
also class of communicates that every
newspaper office knows which marks it's
letters rush"
1t will never be known just what these
writers expect. Possibly 1t is that when
the letter is received by the postoffice au-
thorities the wheels of Uncle Sans mighty
engine for the distribution of mail will
stop while the postmaster seizes his hat
and rushes out to deliver the letter per
sonally.
II anybody sees the postmaster tearing
across town at breakneck speed he may
know that the postmaster is delivering a
rush" letter.
Sometimes man will send letter
marked rush" containing a check or a
postal order Then it goes to the business
Office and is not opened, but sent to the
news editor on the supposition that it con-
tains news. The news editor growls at the
chump that sent it and sends it back to the
business office. And so letter marked
rush" is usually acknowledgements
journal
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-01-14
DEPAR OF FINANCE.

HONOLULU, II. j., Dec. 10, 1894.
Under Article 80, Section of the Con-
stitition, it is required that each menu
ber-of the Cabinet shall make an annual
report of the transactions within his
department, during the year ending
December 81.
The Minister of Finance takes this
occasion to request all those having
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-01-14
His Own Esiimnta.

An amusing story is told Of small boy
in one of Marshall Fields stores in Chi
cago, who approached his employer and
asked for an advance in salary.
"How much are you getting a week
nowf" said the merchant.
"Four dollars and half, sir"
Sand how old are your"
"Twelve, SIR"
"why, my boy, at your age I wasn't
paid that much"
"Well," replied the shrewd lad, "may-
were working for, but think / am. Chi
cago Herald.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-01-14

1t was once a happy home, but now the
signs of wealth were everywhere. The tall
pale lady looked gloomily from the window
and sighed. Suddenly she turned, and an
angry flush mantled her brow.
You literally bought me from my par
ents," she bitterly exclaimed. Her voice
was harsh, and she shuddered as she spoke.
The face Of the man by the fireplace dark
ened.
why" he demanded fercely, do you
persist in INVITING me of my unfortunate
financial ventureN
Her heart knew no pity, and she only
sneered.-Detroit Tribune.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-01-14

Creditor (roughly)-Say, when are you
going to pay me that billi
Debtor (genially)-My friend, you put me
in mind of little child.
CT do, do ~ Whyi
D.-Because little child can ask ques-
tons that the wisest men cannot answer.
New York Press.