The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1895-10-16
HUM0R OF THE DAY.

Love makes the world go roand
but it will not make the eligible young
men go round. Puck.
If Mahomet went to the Mountain
it was doubtless for the purpose of
getting his name in the society col
umn. Boston Transcript.
"What is Charley doing for a living
now?" Writing" 81 didn't know he
was literary" "He isn't. He writes
home for remittances. Tit Bits.
''How do you like my new trolley
hat?" Trolley hat It's very pretty,
but why do you call it that?" "Why,
John says it's perfectly killing -
Brooklyn Life
Woston-"Do you think young
man can safely marry on $40 week? p
Easton-"Well, that depends n good
deal on how much the girls father is
worth. ."-Somerville Journal.
Resorter "And is everything on
your farm nice and fresh?" Farmer
-"Nico and fresh? 1 guess you'd
think SO if you'd see some of our city
boarders boston Traveller.
81 must be careful" observed tho
cyclone, as it caromed across the
country, "about taking a drop too
much. It's all up with me if once
get dissipated. Detroit Tribune.
"What became of that tri1ing fell
low, Tweedles?' "Oh, he went West
and opened store" "Doing well?"
"No; dong time. He was caught III
the act. "-Pittsburg Chronicle-Tele.
graph.
Princely-'Did you see Jaberson
last night, spending mohey like q
prince?" "Like prince? He blew
i'll about 81. Do you call that like
prince?" Sure; the money was his
wife's. indianapolis Tribune.
How did you feel on your tiftieth
birthday?" asked one of Boston's
bachelors of another who is begin.
ming to grow old. 'Never happier or
friskier in my life, said he, "but l
had bad headache next morning. -
Boston Herald.
'It's hard to tell Just what the pub.
lie wants." said the theater manager,
with n sigh. 1t hasn't struck me that
wny," replied the treasurer. ut
seems painfully easy to me. In nine
cases out of ten it wants its money
back. Washington Star.
Stranger -'Do the people do much
hunting around here?" Native
"They do, for fact. Dead loads of
it," Stranger What do they hunt
deer and quail?" Native "Nope.
Money to meet their notes in bank
with. "-Florida Times Union.
Miss Coygirl-"Jack Softleigh told
me last night that / ought TO accept
him because he was willing to prove
his love for me" Her frend-"W What
did you say?" 81 said couldn't see
it in that light. "Theu what did no
say?" Nothing. lie just turned the
light out. philadelphia Record.
'Tve always said" remarked Mr..
Scrabbles, "that too much education
jest amounted to maxim people furgit
all about common sense" "What's
the matter?" my daughter this
mornin' asked me how felt. l told
her was in pretty bad shape. 'Oh,
papa said she, like she was goin' to
faint Don't you know that bad
shape is bad form?' Ez if anybody
didn't know that !"-Washington Star.
"Do you think, asked the Colonel,
as he cooked his revolver, "that you
can make room tomorrow for that
communication of mino which has lain
on your desk for six weeks past"
Certainly gasped the editor, "lf
we're crowded | can enlarge the
paper. Or" "rhat is satisfactory"
interrupted the Colonel, still cycling
his weapon. 81 heard that you were
crowded for space up here, and
thought if | got you aud the foreman
out of the way there would be moro
room. Atlanta Constitution.