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The Portland daily press., 1895-05-01
domestic Rfarkues.
(By Telegraph.l

APRIL 80. 1896.
NEW YORK-The Flour market recelprs
"a, 46l packages; exports 1903 bbls and 8, ,588
sacks: sales l6.S0O packages: firm and quiet
riour duoIations-low extras at 2 3002 70;
cIIy mills extra at 8 3503 as: city mills patents
90 OG4 20: winter wheat low grades at 2 30G
70 ;fair to fancy at 2 85d3 80: patents at 40
g3 70; Minnesota clear 7003 90; sralghts
do at 40d3 70: do patents 4o94 80: corv
mixtures 2 1922 85; superfne at 2 2512 90:
fine at Q 15@2 80. Southern flour firm and
choice do 3 2003 10. Rye flour firm and scarce.
Cornmeal quiet and steady; Yellow Western at
2 65t@2 7o;Rys nominal. Wbeat-reeipts l60
bush; exports 1855 bush; sales 10000
bush: weaker and fairly active, No 2 Red store
and elev 671A (6675sc: a1oat 68$A @69c; b
S1a@69s4 C. Corn-receipts 1900 bush; ex-
ports 59,397 bush; sales 126,00u bush; more
atioat; steamer Mixed at 52Ss 0535Sc. Oats
receipts 63, 900 bush exports 10O1 bush; sales
$4,000 bush; dull, lower and weak; No 2 at
No at 31c; White do 35s4 Mixed Western at
32933c; do White and White State at 3l940c.
Beef dull and steady; beef hams strong; tlerce
beef in lair demand and steady; cut meats are
at 614 90 shoulders at &c; do hams at 9l4@
912 middles duh and weak; short clear %.
Lard is quiet and weak; Western steam closed
90; city 6a. C; refined quiet; Continent 35
A at rs; compound 51a. Provisions-Pork
dull and steady. Butter steady, moderate dmd
State dairy S017A2c; do crm -; Western dairy
S91S1ac: do crm, new 12(019c; do old at ga
l41ac: do factory at 7@11: Elgins>1e. Cheese
new steady with fair demand; State large, old
at 6@11c: new do at 6@8c; fancy old at ota q
lie: do small old. 79l1; new 6@Sc. Petro-
leum nomnal-united 10 SO bid. Coffee-spot
Rio firm and quiet; No at l614c. Sugar-raw
active and firmer, the refined market is firm
No at 3 9-16@3s4 C; No 7 at 31a@3 11-16c;
No 8 at 3 7-16935sc; mo 8 at 7-16@36sc C;
No 10 at 3$sG39 -16c: No II at 31A(93 7-16;
No IL az 33-1e@3asc: NO 13 at 1-16c; off A
at 3 11-16d3 5-1Gc; Mould A at 414 7-l6c
standard A at 4a4 3-16c; Confectoners A 31s
GA 1-16c; cut loaf and crushed 4s* ga 13-16c:
powdered 4l4 "A 7-1ec; granulated at Aga s.
16c Cubes 414a4 7-16e.
Freights to Liverpool quiet and steady; grain
steamed.
CRICAGO-The Flour s market to-day was
very firm with good demand: Minneapolis mill
erS advanced prices zoe y Dbl Wheat lower
No 2 Spring at 66@67c; No 2 Red 62(962 "A c.
Corn weak and lower; No 2 at 47G471Ac. Oats
lower; No at 28c; No Rye at 63c. No Bar
ley at OIL 12 mo ! Flaxseed at L 431s bid. Pro
visions 81 let and lower ;mess pork at / 87laa
II 1712. Lard 7o66 7214; Short RIB sides al
8 071@@6 15. Dry salted meats-shoulders al
3712@5 SO; short clear sides 6 6o@6 621a.
Receipts-Flour, $500 bbls: wheat. $4,000
bush: corn. l25. 900 bush: oats. 231. 900 bush:
rye. IL 900 bush: barley. 10000 bush.
Shipments-Flour 400 bbls; wheat, 122. .ooC
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MAINE CENTRAL R. e.
In Effect. March. s1st. 1895.

Trains leave Portland, Union Station, Railway
Square, for stations named below and inter
mediate points as follows:
7,15 a. M, For Brunswick Bath Rocllland,
Lisbon Falls Lewiston via Brunswick All
gusta. Waterville Skowhegan Bangor and
Mattawamkeag.
Mechanic Falls, Rumford Falls, Lewiston, Win
throp. Oakland, WaterYllle, LiVermore Falls,
Pennington, Philips and Rangeley.
$40 a. M, For Bridgton, Fabyans, Burling-
ton, Lancaster, st. JohnSbury, Sherbrooke,
Montreal, Chicago, st. Paul and Minneapolis
and all points west.
1;i5 :. m; For Danville JIG. Poland Springs
throp, No. Anson, Waterville, Skowhegan
Bangor and Vaaceboro.
Rockland. The Thursday train connecting
with Str Frank Jones leaving Rockland at 6
=, m Fridays Tor Castine, Bar Harbor. Mach
augusta Waferva VAT esfsReaSG sRoWEegan an0nEs s
fast, Dover and Foxcroft Bangor, Bar
Harbor. Bucksport, Vanceboro. StJohn,
Halifax, st. Stephen, Houlton, and Aroos-
$50 p. M, For Sebago Lake. Bridgton, No
Conway, Fabyans, Lancaster No Stratford,
Golebrook, Beeeher Falls, Queoec. st. Johns
bury Montreal and Chicago
sos p. NJ, For Brunswick. Bath, Lisbon
Falls, Augusta and Watervile.
$40 p. m, For New Gloucester, Danville
Junction poland Spring9 Mechanic Falls.
Auburn and Lewiston.
II 90 p. m, Night Express. sleeping Cars, for
vile. skowhegan, Bangor, Bar Harbor,
Bucksport, Vanceboro, ST. stephens,
St. John and all Aroostook
County, Halifax and the Provinces. but does
not run to Belfast, Dexter Dover and FoXcroft
Or beyond Bangor Saturday nights.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
7.20 a. m., paper train for Brunswick, Au
guSta. WaterVille and Bangor.
Loop. M, For Brunswick Lisbon Falls
Lewiston, Bath, Augusta, Waterville, Bangor
and st. john
Hoop. M. Night Express for all points
East with sleeping Cars to Vanceboro
ARRIVALS IN PORTLAND.
From Montreal and Bridgton S.25 a. M ; Lew
iston and Mechanics Falls, S.30a. M !; Water
vile and Augusta, S.35 a. m; ST. John, Bangor,
Augusta Rockland, and Brunswick 1926
p; M, bringing passengers in Tuesday from
Machiasport, Bar Harbor and Castine via Str
Frank Jones to Rockland Kingield, Phillips,
Pennington, Rumford Falls. Skowhegan and
Lewiston, 1890 pm; (Mixed) Bartlett, No.
Conway and Sebago Lake, 45O p
m.; Bangor, Pittsneld, Skowhegan
Waterville, Rockland, 5.25 p. M. Range
ly, Farm ington, RuRford Falls, Lewiston
$40 D. H.; Chicago and Montreal and all
White Mountain points, 80 p. m.; Vance
boro, Bar Harbor, Bangor, Waterville and
F. e. BOOTHBY, PAYSON TUCKER.
G. P. s T. A. V.P. & Gen'l Man,
Portland. March 27. 1895.
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FINANCIAL And COMMERCIAL,
Quotations Of Staple Products in the
Leading Markets.
(By Telegraph.)

(By Telegraph)
NEW YORK. april 80.
Money easy at 192 per cent; last loan at 11s
per cent, closing atl4s per cent. Prime mer-
camille paper was quoted at4d41s per cent.
Sterling Exchange IS firm, with actual 5usi-
ness in bankers bills 4 8814 "a S81a for CO.
day bills and S914 "a 8942 for demand ;pos-
ed rates 1894 9o54; Commercial bills, 60
days at STA "a IS. Government Bonds are
firm. Railroads strong
Bar silver 5618.
Mexican dollars 521a.
At London to-day bar silver was quoted
3o14 G 4Y OF. and weak
The Portland daily press., 1895-05-01

bush: corn. 93, 900 bush: oats $4,000 bush /;
rye IL 900 bush: barley. 1900 bush
ST. LOUIS-The Flour market to-day was
qulet;patents at 25G3 80; extra fancy at 90
93 10; fancy 7002 80: choice at 2 3512 80.
Wheat lower. Corn lower. oats are lower.
Provlslons-POrk II 80. Lard-prime steam at
u DOGS 50. Bacon-shoulders at 6: longs at
salt meats-shoulders at SAC: longs at 6 so;
clear ribs at 65A: short clear Ga.
Receipts-Flour $500 bbS: wheat 5000
bush; corn 5000 bush; oats 1900 bush; rye
bush.
ShpInents-Flour 6,4oo bbls: wheat %, 900
bush;corn $4,000 bush; oats 5000 bush; rye
= bush
DETROIT-Wheat-No Red at e4s4 C; No 1
White 34c.
The Portland daily press., 1895-05-01
RAILROADS.
WISCASSET & QUEBEC R. R. Co.

TRAINS leave Wiscasset daily for Weeks
Mills at p. M: or after arrival of Maine
Trains leave Weeks Mills daily for Wiscasset
at 6.35 a. m., connecting with Maine Central
II II. trains East and West.
Freight received by Wiscasset s. Quebec r.
r. in time for morning train will arrive in time
for shipment East and West over Maine Cen
tral r. r.
Freight received 0y Wiscasset 81 Quebec r.
R. from Maine Central r. r. will be forwarded
the same day.
RICHARD i. RUNDLETT, J.P. TUCKER,
Sen Niger. Supt
marl1 d6mos
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THE ANNUAL MEETING.

Of the shareholders of the CUMBERLAND
hoAN AND BUILDING ASSOCIATION will
ne % held I at The Board of Trade Rooms, No.
" " exchange. street. Portland, Me on
Wehnesday; May LIST. A. D. 1895, at 8 ocloek
transaction of apy u, ha .. that u
legally come before il.
AMES L. RACKLEFF. Secretary.
Portland, Me-. April %, 1895.
April23dtmay2
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COtton Markets.
by Telegraph

APRIL 30, 1895.
NEW YORK-The Cotton market today was
dull, unchanged; sales 81 bales. middhng up
lands at l6-16c; middling gulf 3-l6c.
NEW ORLEANS-The Cotton market to-day
steady; mlddling 3-16c.
CHARLESTON-Th Cotton market firm:
middling 6Ac.
sAYANNAH-The Cotton market is quiet:
middling 6asc.
MoBILE-The Cotton market is quiet: mid
ding 6 3-16c.
MEMPHIS-The Cotton market is steady;
mlddlings 6ssc.
The Portland daily press., 1895-05-01
Chicago Live Stock Market.

CHICAGO, April so. 1895.-The Cattle mark
steers 0O@6 20; stockers and feeders at 65
"a 10; cows and bulls at COCA rs; calves at
2 5O94 10: Texans 00t9A 10.
Hogs-Receipts21, 900 weaker ;heayy packing
and shipping lots at 60a4 90; common to
choice mixed 40@+ S74a choice assorted at
7oa4 so; light SOFA So; pigs SOFA 10.
sheep-recelpts, II 900: slow and easy; infe-
The Portland daily press., 1895-05-01
SUNDAY TIME TARLE.
International Steamship Co

EaStpOrt. LubeC. Calais StJOhn, H.8., HaIifax,N,S
and all parts OF New Brunswick, Nova SEQ
tia, Prince Edward Island, and Cape Bret
on. The favorlue route to Campobello an.
st. Andrews. N. b.
Spring Arrangement.
On and after April Goth, and until furtheg
notice, tise steamers of this line leave Rail-
road Wharf, Portland, MondaI
and Friday at p. H.. for Eastport. Lube,
and st. John. with the above connectionl,
heturning-LeaYe st John, Lubec and EasE
port same days
Through tickets issued and baggage checks,
TO destination. ET Freight received up to 4.oe
p. M.
For Tickets and Staterooms, apply at tE,
Pine Tree Ticket Office, Monument Squars,
or for other information atl Company's Office
Railroad Wharf, foot OF State street.
ap29dtf j. B. COYLE. Gen. Man.
The Portland daily press., 1895-05-01
HARPSWELL STEAMBOAT co,

Beginning April 4th, steamer Merryconeaa
will leave Portland, Pier, Portland, as follows:
For Long Island, Chebeague & Harpsweu.
Baley'S and Orr's Islands. 2. 80 p. M.
For Cliff Island, Tuesdays and Fridays only
RETURN FOR PORTLAND. Leave Orr's Is
land calling at Harpswen and intermediate
landings at Gas A. M. ISAIAH DANIELS,
ap3dtf Gen'l Manager.
The Portland daily press., 1895-05-01
European Market S.

tBy TeIegraph.1
LONDON, April 80, 1ss5.-oonsols los 5-1ed
for both money and for the account.
LIVERPOOL. April E3O 1s95.-The Cotton
market is easier: American mIddhng 3 21-32d !:
estimated sales 10000 bales; speculation and
export 500 bales.
oQuotations Winter Wheat at 6s 2d@5s Sd !;
Spring Wheat 5s 5d@5s Cd.
Corn As bd.
Pork els Sd.
Cheese 47GQA9s.
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Railroad KeceIpts.

PORTLAND. April 80
Receipts by Maine Central r. R.-For Port
and, 141 cars miscellaneous merchandise flor
cOnnectins roads 18o cars.
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Retail Grooers, sue.r Ea,as

Portland market-cut loaf at 7c :confectione1s 8
7c;pulverized. &C; powdered, &c; granulated.
41s coffee crushed. 51aci yellow. -65c.
The Portland daily press., 1895-05-01

FALL. AND WINTER ARRANGEMENT
Daily Line. Sundays excepted.
TIE NEW AND PALATIAL STEAMERS
BAY STATE and FREMONT
Alternately leave Franklin Ivhsrf, Portland
every evening at o'clock; arriving In seasoi
ior connection with earliest trains for points be-
yend. Through tickets for Providence, Lowell,
WoTeeSter, New York, sc.
Returning. leave India Wharf. Boston every
evening at 7 O'Clock. j. B. COYIE Manager.
j. f. LISCOMB. General Agent oct3dI
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Portland & RunfOrd Falls R'Y.

In Effect Oct. 1, 1891
DEPARTURES
$50 A. NJ. s. LIS F. NJ. From Union Station
for Poland, Mechanic. Falls, Buck
field. Canton. Dixfeld and Runlford Falls
$50 a. m, l.15 and 5.10p. m From Union
Station for Poland AMI Mechanic
Falls. -s4
Through passenger coaches between Union
Station, Portland and RuHf0rd Falls.
Through tickets Oh sale for all points
on p. u r. f R'y.
r. c. BRADFORD, G. p. & 7. Agt.
Portland. Maine.
Feb10dtf Rumford Falls, Maine
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Boston STOCK Market.

The following were to-days quotations OF
stocks in Boston:
Mexican Central 62N
Atehlson. Topeka Il Suanta~Fe R....... 61a
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Memoranda.

Marcus Hook, April Bosch Hattie A Marsh
from Philadelphia for Weymouth. has passed
up, on the way back to Philadelphia for repairs,
having lost jibboom and bowsprit, with all at
tached. Appeared to have been in collision.
The Portland daily press., 1895-05-01
CASCO BAY STEAMBOAT co.
CUSTOM HOUSE WHARF,
WEEK. DAY TINE TABLE.

W EEh DAI IlME Ii TABLE,
Commencing Thursday, April 25, 1896
For Forest City and Trefethen's Landing,
Peaks Island, Little and Great Diamond
Islands, at $50, GAO, 500, *10. 80 a. M,
2.15, APO, 6.10 pm.
For Ponce Landing, Long Island 500.
5000 a. M, 2.15 p. m.
For Cushing's Island, 6 40, 5000 a. H., f. 20
p. M
RETURN.
Leave Forest City Landing, 6.2O, 7.2O, els
I'll 40 a. M, 3. 80, 500, 6 20 p. m.
Leave Trefethen's, 500, 7.05, 800, all 80 a.
M. 3, 15. 4.45, $40 p. IN.
Leave Little Diamond, 6.1O, 7.15, $40,
FL. 40 a. m., 1926, 4.35, 6.35 p. m.
Leave Great Diamond, 6.05, ITO, 9.05
*11.35 a. M, 3.20 4.40, Gao p. m.
Leave POnce's Landing, Long Island, S.45
*l1.15 a. M, 800 p m.
Leave Cushing's Island, 7.25, so a. m.
5.05 p. N.
SUNDAY TIME TABLE.
For Forest City and Trefethen's Landing
Peaks Island. Little and Great Diamond
Islands, 8. 90, 1890 a. M, 2.15, 4.2O p. m
For Ponco's Landing, Long Island, l0.3t
a. m. 2. 10, APO p. III.
For Cushings Island, 1870 a. M, 4.20
N
&. w. t. COOLING. General Manager.
*NoI run in stormy or foggy weather.
apr24 dtf
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FALMOUTH FORESIDE STEAMBOAT Co
On and after April goth. 1893,

On and after April goth, 1895.
Leave Portland for Diamond Island and Fal-
mouth, 700, Ii. 90 a. nl., 2.45. 6.10p pm.
Return, leave Falmouth 600, 500 a. m,
LOO 445 p. IN.
Return, leave Diamond Island $50 a. M,
1.30, 5 l5 p. m.
ap29dtf E.R. NORTON, Manager. "a
The Portland daily press., 1895-05-01

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN, that the
~ subscriber has been duly appointed exc
cutor Of the will of
MARIA A. JOSE, late of Portland,
n the County of Cumberland, deceased.
and has taken upon himself that trust
as me law directs. All persons navlng de-
mands aads upon the estate of said deceased, are
required to exhibit the same; and all persons
indebted to said estate are called upon to make
payment to
CHARLES E. JOSE. Executor;
1oftland, April 2, 1895. apl7o1aWoWWT
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MARINE NEWS
PORT OF PORTLAND.

TUESDAY. April so.
| Arrived.
| Steamer New Brunswick, Hillyard, st John,
NIB via EaStport.
| Sch Judith Ann. Lawry, Wood Harbor, Ms
| live Holsters for market.
Sch w I'll Oler Studley, Portsmouth.
Sch Maranda st John, NB for Boston.
Sch Brent0n. Cheverie, Ms for Boston.
Sch Sch Levi " Id Hart. lslesboro for PhiIadephia.
Sch J. NJ Warren. Deer Isle for Boston.
Sch w Ellis. Belfast for New York
Sch Multonomah, Deer Isle for Boston.
Sch Ella Crowell. Deer Isle for New York.
Sch M Kennedy, Ellsworth for New York.
Sch d Ingraham, Kennebec for Boston.
Sch Annie P Chase. Vinalhaven for New York
Sch Vicksburg, Bangor for New York.
BELow-Schs Henry Squire Ellen M Bax-
ter, FaWn, and others, for harbor
Cleared.
Steamship Oregon, (Br) Gibson, Liverpool
Steamship Manhattan, Bragg, New York
J B Coyle.
i Sch t,h Emma Si q Cotton, Ayres, Kennebec and
Camden NJ-Chase, Leayitt q Co.
Sch Judith Ann. Morrill,. Wood Harbor, Ms
Sch Florence Tower, Small, Machias-J Fl
Blake.
Sch Commerce, Gray Bar Harbor-Pars Flou-
ing Co.
sAILED--schs Eagle Wing. Geo Daven-
port. Geo McFadden, Alicia Crosby.
FROM OUR CORRESPONDENTS.
WISCASSET. April 29-Sld, sch Ellis P Rog-
ers, Boston,
April 30-Sld, sch Nat Meader, Dunton Ken
nebec, to load for New York.
PENOBSCOT. April 2s-sld, sch A T Haynes,
Rockland.
Arrived, schs Addie Clement and Annie May
with general cargo.
ROCKPORT. April 27 Ar. sch Peerless,
Thompson, Boston.
Sid 27th, sch H Boynton. Cooper. Boston
Ar 2Sth. sch Ralph * Grant, Simmons, Steu-
ben, to load for Marblehead; Leona, Lane, from
Boston.
Sailed, schs Peerless, Thompson, Portland; !;
Jas Barbour, Camp, st John, NIB.
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Sid FIN Barcelona April 20, barqne Agenor
Sheles, for Trapani, to load for Portland or
Gloucester.
Al at Bahia April %, barque Doris Bonner,
Baltimore.
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Steamers sail about 1 p. m. OH arrival Of
trains.
Rates of passage-First Cabin. $50 to
$50; return, 800 to $l3O, according to
steamer and berth.
Second cabin to Glasgow or Belfast at
same rate as Liverpool, $50. To London,
Bristol or Cardiff, &3 additional. Steerage
to Liverpool. London, Londonderry,
Queenstown, Belfast or Glasgow, SIS
Apply to JOHN w. PETERSON 3 Exchange
ST., t. p. MCGOWAN, AIS Congress ST., GEO.
f. STARR or DAVID TORRANCE & CO.,
Foot of India st. noy22dtf
The Portland daily press., 1895-05-01

43
1880
workers drivers and
This the of
would be pleased
81 Franklin
The Portland daily press., 1895-05-01
New York Quot ,tions on stocks and Bonds.
By Telegraph.)

The following are to-day sclosng quotations
OF Government SecurlLes:
The Portland daily press., 1895-05-01

Paints.
Lead
Pure grounds 5O@e 90
Red: :. ;. .5 50@6 90
Eng Ven Reds m31A
Am Zinc % oO@7 90
hochelie; -. .2R
Rice
Domestic 80. 4 M7
Salt.
Tks Is,ib hid 1 8o@2 90
Liverpool ..16O@f 80
Dla'md Crys, Dbl 2 30
The Portland daily press., 1895-05-01

SPRINeFIELD, Mo. Aug. 18th, 1893.
i can speak in the highest terms OF
your medicine from my own personal
disease, pleurisy and rheumatism for
5years, was treated by the very best
physicians ana spent hundreds OF dol
lars. tried every known remedy With
out flnding relief. 1haye only taken
ooppeearfIv ore p1fIle sav "a It has done mo o1a ean
good than anything have ever taken.
fcsn recomEond your medicine to ell
a,1ffsrers Of the above diseases.
MRS. Ia. M. WEARY.
Springfield, Green County, Mo.
The Portland daily press., 1895-05-01

April 70, off Cape Hatteras, sch w puAn'
Ross, IRON Boston for Charleston.
The Portland daily press., 1895-05-01
EXCHANGE DISPATCHES,

Sailed, schs Peerless, Thompson, Portland;
Jas Barbour, Camp, st John, NIB.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1895-09-23

that company of local capitalists have
proposed to build a gigantic steel tow
er in one OF the west side parks. The
elevation of the tower is to be 1,1OO feet
and the cost is expected to be about
100000. A letter, which as yet has not
been answered, was recently sent by the
president of this company to the West
Park board asking permission TO build
the tower In one of the west side parks,
and suggesting the center of the trot-
ting park, south of Madison street, as
the best location. The company Is not
proceeding from a philanthropic mo-
tive, leaving that to the people who are
disturbed by the Eiffel tower, but asks
a tsn-year privilege and expects to get
it's money back, with substantial ad-
dihon. in tolls from visitors to the top
of the structure
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1895-09-23
A DEPRESSED p4IL.

Can England play oroquet or marbles?
We ask because it is evident that she
can't do much at the bigger games, The
British lion went away from the yacht
race the other day with his tail between
his legs and growing in a way not in
dicative of the possession of true sport
ford and Cambridge met the University
of Pennsylvania team on the cricket
field many supposed that the lion would
certainly have chance to joyfully raise
and wave the tail that had been so de-
pressed by the yacht fizzle. Cricket is
England's own game-the game that
she can play if she can play anything.
But her representatives were beaten by
the Pennsylvania team to the tune of
one hundred runs. And the lions tail
stayed down and he was too Disguised
to growl, On Saturday England's run
ners, jumpers, shot and hammer throw
ers tried to encourage the lion and his
tail, but they made a most dismal fail
ure of it. The Americans made a clean
sweep in all the contests, and it was
such a clean sweep that the Englishmen
present had nothing to say except that
the weather wasn't Favorable for their
athletes.
This has been a great summer for the
screamed so much that he will be lucky
if he doesn't have preachers throat"
AS for the British lion. 1t doesn't look
as if he would have the heart to even
get his tail up enough SO that it can be
grasped and wrung by members of the
congress which meets i'm December.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1895-09-23
FISHY.
Will some fisherman kindly inform us
how the bass can reach the upper sea?
Boston Transcript.
FLlORETTE.


Will some fisherman kindly inform us
how the bass can reach the upper sea
Boston Transcript.
Really Unfair.-Conducto / get
your fare? Passenger guess so. |
didn't see you ring it UP for the compa-
ny.-Roxbury Gazette.
When you think of it, did you ever
hear of woman moonshiner? This is
another proof that there is no such
thing as female stilI.-Albany Argus.
"Oh, where can rest be found?"
A weary poet signs.
That's easy. Drop into a store
That doesn't advertise.
Kansas City Journal
"Goodby, old slowp' shouted the bicy-
Gle; "you are not in my class ''Any-
way" retorted the cart horse, II am
not as awkward as you are. I don't
fall down standing still '-Cincinnati
Tribune.
Walton-Why did Jones break off his
engagement with Miss Oldacres? Jack
son-On account Of her past. stWhat
was the matter with it?" Nothing:
only he thought it was too Spare
Moments.
Civic Amenities.-The Philadelphia
You didn't have half as lively an earth
quake as we had The New Yorker
Well, you couldn't expect the earth to
yaswn as much lin New York as in Phil
adelphia. Journal
Crinsonbeak-Th minister seems
pleased because English has promised
to come and hear him preach Sunday.
Yeast-Why should that please him so
much? "Why, English sat through a
game of cricket recently, which lasted
for three days, and never went to sleep
once. "-Yonkers Statesman.
Mamma-Yes, Frank, you may halve
that apple between yourself and Cissy;
but do it in a Christian way Frank
How's that, mamma? Mamma-Why,
give her the bigger half. Frank latter
pretending to cuD-Oh, I can't cut it.
Here, Cts, halve it in Christian way
American.
Son-in-law-Al1 the troubles married
|'people have in life are due to the moth
er-in-law. I don't suppose there is an
exception to the rule. Motherfn-law-
How about Adam and Eve? Where was
the mother-in-law in that case. Son-in-
law-Well, in that case the serpent took
the place of the Observation-Disclosures
Siftings.
The little girl had amputated her
dolls head, legs and feet, scattered their
sawdust, and otherwise reduced them
to a condition of primitive chaos She
was discovered in the act of trying to
reconstruct them. What are you do
ing, Katie?" asked her mother. ST am
playin' the first chapter of Genesis" she
replied.-Chicag Tribune.