New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-03-30
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

Large shipments OF oranges are being made from
Philadelphia to Florida.
Deserve No Credit--Young Citizen--T hear that the
police caught the thief who broxe INTO your house
old Citizen-Yes: a nice time to catch him wasn't
~ why didn't they each him oe1ore cr ne 9r fsr n
II they had, I'd We gwen 'ne'n So'ne orSu' '' IT,
Roxbury Mass) Gazette
THE Jndependent" has received a calendar Is
sred nv a arm Of liquor-deaers, with all the Ro-
man Catholic feast and fast days consplcuously de-
noted thereon Sundays and holy days are printed
IN red, and days of abstinence are Indicated by
fish The firm issuing the calendar ought to have
Indicated the days of ab-tnence from liquor but
perhaps IT does not think there are any
An Augusta man says he recently stopped in q
village Where the hotel had two large rooms. one
for me men and one for the ladies' Half OF each
sim hung out on the porch. which read: Persons
wishing to take bath viii please notify Mr.. Jones
a half hour beforehand. 80 that ne can nave the
creek damned up."-(Atlanta Constitution
rso ,h~oo ,,os, common names in England, Scot
land and ireland respectively are Smith. MacDon-
aid and Murphy.
from college ias said Farmer Craycraft, laying h.
letter the table moment IN opdsr 20 sus}pect ~
good roads an I'm ali wrong about II. ID he
thousand dollars continued Farmer s fbo,gn over
the door. hes been buyn' himself bisckie"-
Chicago Tribune.
Some funny things happen in the titan Consutu-
tlonal Convention. 4 proposition introduced the
other day was that the Constitution should pro-
hDit the OF cigarettes But II was oDJected 10
on the ground that cigarettes break down the con-
stitutlon Another delegate, by force OF habit, OF
course. addressed the convention az gentlemen OF
the jury" and reused the delegates 10 laughter
that only suppressed by the charman's save!.
stu Another-"who is that old party" asked a
siangy young man from the East, VINO was IN han-
young felier. spoke up the citizen. who had
overhead nm !e r. ",oms IN ~, yrn re ponnists
an come out fur baed hay ~ legal tender fur all
debts. I'm new party, l am'-(Washington star.
Mr. Wood. OF Hoods MIL Ga. owns COW that
Is very much attached to his children. IL the
children are at home the cow will stay in a
naeture with a fence three feet high. but II the
children are taken away she will throw down even
high fences in order to follow them Al different
times when the would be in the pasture Mr..
Wood has slipped the children away from home
but when she came ny and missed them she WOULD
get out and track them as a dog would do until
sh. found them when she would follow wherever
they went.
RI siTnply holding a bright object before per-
sons eyes for hYe minutes, can nypnouZe MIN
Bouttown-Tha,s nothing. BY holding "a. bright bright
object before a restaurant waiter eyes LOT ,hree
(New-York Weekly.
A clergyman OF GAINESVILLE. Ga. has a boy who
f. n remarkable snapper. Not many months
ago" says his father. Il bought him knife Like
4 boy. he>&eft IL out one night ana IL BOT rusty
Then he los; interest in IL and began at once 10
swap u of. Well. the nttie rascal has naturally
knack for trading, and. sir. he took that rusty
knife and with little work on IT and good deal
of talking he succeeded in exchanging 1t for two
good knives. These knives in turn he traded FOR
three knives. worked considerably on them and got
a cheap watch for the three He kept trading TIL
he had completed forty-seven different bargains.
most OF them in mis- favor. AT the end OF the
torty-seventh trade he owned shotgun. hound
MUMMY two iack-knives and ej cents in money. be-
sides other smaller trinkets too numerous 70 men
ton"
Alsrmed-The physician was surprised 10 find
the head Of the household at the door with shot-
"Why-what's the matter?' stammered the
doctor. 1870 H., $500 ,,,, cha eau.
IS maxim her feel like new woman. AND
you 10 understand that no ne" woman 5usl;
be- OUT maxim speeches. '-(Indianapolis Journal
one thing that may be said about the personnel
OF the Utah Constitutional Convention is that the
lawyers do not predominate. for there are only ~
out OF the IO7. Twothrds OF the delegates are en-
gagged In farming and stockraisng. and there IS
only one newspaper among them ex-Judse
Goodwin who rose from the Bar to the sanctum
Twenty-n!ne OF the delegates are Utah BORN eleven
having been born IN Salt Lake city. The Oldest OF
these is hfty years. striking reminder OF the age
OF the Territory. The Oldest delegate is \. H. IA
! leigh who has passed his sixty seventh birthday
/ Seventeen OF the delegates are natives OF Great
Britain-three OF Welsh birth, eleven were born IN
| England and three are Scots
| "A wire-grass Georgia Judge has Just deelded
big dog case
''IIow did IL turn OUT a., -,
You see "A man went TO Texas and lett MS cog
with a neghbor. and when he came back ne
wanted the dog"
Well" -, 49,.
THE Judge decided that the man who had me
dog didn't have a title. and that telo". wa"
would leave a good dog oughtn't 10 own one
What did the Judge do about IL? ,
kept the dog hlmself."-(Atlanta journal