The Penn's Grove record., 1895-11-29

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In proverbs dangers often Turk
Their meaning rather hazy; ~
1.-THE happy mar sings at his work."
B~ut--drives the others crazy.
-Atanta Constitution.
Prisoner-"what. that man is going
70 defend met Why, he couldn't bring
In innocent person throughr'-Flie-
yende Blaetter.
II cannot vote" she walled. "Neither
san the baby" said he, "but that does
At alter the fact that he is boss."-In,
Annapolis Journal.
tom has proposed, and asks me to
rive him his answer In a letter" "Shall
jFou do III" Emo; l will be more liberal
md give him his answer In two letters"
-Harper's Bazaar.
Wailace-"How did you feel the first
lime you got into a BARRIERS chair for a
Ihave?' Ferry-"To tell the truth
lb0ut 1t, / felt like a bare-faced fraud"
Cincinnati Enquirer.
49,
James-"Is Miss SNOWFALL a graduate
u vassarY' Wiliiam-"she Is
thought she was. / heard her ask II
the muzzle of a gun was to prevent 1t
going of."-Hudson Register.
Mowler-'T see some philosopher says
that the way to cure yourself of n love
affair is to run away. Do you believe
tr Cynicus--"oertainiy-ify you run
sway with the girL'-frutn.
Now the coal dealer fears. good soul
AS winter draweth nigh,
Ihere'h be a scarcity OF 0 q
| Ana prices VIII pc nigh.
Boston Courier.
Burglar-"Open you mout' an III
kill yeri" Mother-"Cowardi Only
for one thing ia raise the house."
WAITS datv' 10 Dc certain 70 wake
the Dapyv-Chicaeo RECORD.
Blobbs-"Did you hear about the duel
between Dc Tnnqus and Old Soak?
They fought with pistols" slobbs-
Were they loadedT" Biobbs-"No. not
the pistols. "-Philadelphla Record.
Harry-I cannot offer you wealth.
Marie; my brains are all the fortune
possesa." Marie-"Oh, Harry, II you
are as badly OF as that, I am afraid
papa will never give his CONSENT
Bcribners.
She Ito her fance)-'T heard an old
lady pay you a great compliment yes
terday." He-"Quite natural. What
was til" shc-.she said you must be
a very bright man to attract me aa
you did."-Trrth.
M sp,nks-.Well. while. has your
sister made up her mind to 60 to the
soncsrt with mef" wfnie-"Yep. She's
made up her mind and she's maxim up
her face now. She'll be down in a min
ute."-Great Divide.
NJ Hucg,ns fenter,ng narlor with
Ais. Kis.sm ON Ria arml-I have iust
had a taste Of Paradise: I'VE been to
your conservatory. major. The Major
we. / notice Won rot some powder on
-FOUR nose getting it,-Yonkers States
man.
M. u,ar,a ~, hop.a tha Gathered
.hs.vas
II fortunes lights would fash
And sweet october.s golden leaves
would pass for current CASH.
|HAtiantn CONSTITUTION.
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1870
May ING nesve Ds
and not reap,
For she never can be what ehe seams.
Harlem Afe.
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,.,re thai had lanpnaren .Vhv.. re-
as,ad tha hcv .sharsneara said what
I inst ala .wen. renlied ;be moth-
grcvsng ,nfurlatad .vou abon,d ou,t
gosne with h,mMhais no eamnanIop for
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