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The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1895-01-28

The latest philosopher, who promises
good health to all who eat according to his
rule, insists upon only two meals a day,
emitting breakfast, and the system has at
least the advantage of allowing an extra
hour in bed.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1895-01-28

In the statement OF the Los Angeles
Express that South Omaha got public
building; so did dozen places in the
South, with population as large as Pasa-
dena, but Los Angeles did not get a
dollar we find another bond of sympathy
between ourselves and the angels, free
from the faint of money.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1895-01-28

Miss Ida Well, graduate Of Vassar Col
lege, has just written book entitled IRE
searches on Dissymmetrieal Hydrocar-
bons," and it is scarcely necessary to say
that enyious and unappreciative man will
pronounce it bad.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1895-01-28

The Marin Journal is in error in saying:
"The San Francisco Call under its new
management, presents more cheerful
reading than existing conditions justify"
The conditions are justexactly in the right
shape to enable the people, by harmony
and sanguine confidence, to go forward
and make them better.
The Press., 1895-10-24
CHAPTER TIT

The next day was monsther meetin to be held in the capital of Brefney, an afther the meetin there was to be a torohlight procession, an the horse was to be taken spontaneously from undher O'Rorke's side car. The whole business was to be wound up with grand sup per in the town hall, an then purse of guineas was to be presented to the prince in token of his havin taken the duty off sperits an tobaccy in his disthrict. The proceedin's was to be all undher the i'm mayjet pathronage of his majesty Der mot MacmuFrough, king of Leinsther.
 King Mac knew all about this when arrangin for runnin off wud the Princess Devorgilla, but he med up his mind to have bad cowld in the heady an to let on that his voice had completely gone.
 The first thing he did in the mornin was to ordher up some hot wather to his bedroom an musthard plaster, an to
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gev you me word, . says he. ''1've de- cided to sow my wild oats now an settle down to a quiet domestic life, an you re the first wife of another man ever of- fered sate OH the throne to. Take the offer now, if you Il be said by me- I'll gev you till tomorrow night to. consider it."
 ''I couldn't do it" says she, rubbin her eyes wud her pocket han 'kercher.
 Faith, you could, an, faith, you will, me darlin," says he, "for 'tisn't every day that even princess in small way like yourself-if may say it wudout of- fense-has the chance of becomin queen of big disthrict like mine. I'll be un- dher your windy tomorrow night at g o'clock, an I'll play some variations on the jews harp for you as a signal that I have jauntin car handy an am ready to dhrive on it wud you to the ends of the earth.'
 "Don'tI'' says she. ''I couldn't stand jews harp"
 "Well, what would you say to 8 tin whistle?" says he. Iris the only other musical instrument can work " "Well, make it tin whistle, " says she, Ian I'll be considherin in the manewhile. Be off quickI' she cries suddenly, flor unless me ears desave me that's Tierny's latchkey in the hall door p' .
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CHAPTER IT.

All the way up the avenue the king kept grumb lin and growlin about the &C., cident to hiS crown, but the moment his eyes caught sight of the princess as she stood on@the steps of the hall door of the palace he became 8 changed man. He was all over smiles an smirks, an he gev the crown, which was a thrifle muddy afther the rowl it got on the road, 8 jaunty to wan side of his head to thry an make himself look younger an gayer.
 Prince Tiernan bounced off the car just before it was dhrawn up, intendin to go round an offer hand to the king, but faith. the ould buck made fyin jump off the car himself, just at the same moment as the prince, an he was shakin hands with Mrs. O'Rorke on the steps before the husband got 8 chance to put in his spoke at all.
 "Begor,' says the king, modheratin his rough voice until you'd think he was a suckin dove, 'tis fresh you re lookin, sure enough, ma 'am."
 "Faith, then, your majesty can't com plain aither in regard of fresh looks, |" 0G1y 0ASS ONSoA0 uC1 uC6bNs A16 yOuuR0G you seem to be growth every time meets you.
 ''So the ladies tell me-" says the king gallantly, 'but I'd sooner hear the re- mark from your purity mouth that from the mouths of all the queens in the five provinces.
 The Prince of Brefney, afther ordher- in Michael to put up the horse an car, stood at the bottom of the hall door steps while his wife an the king was discoorSin, an faix he didn't feel at all too we'll plaised atfthe manner of the wife, for she seemed to take no notice of his presence. "Isuppose, " says he to himself, 'she's off her balance a bit wud pride at havin the king of Lein- sther soft sawdherin her." At last he couldn't stand the smilin an s1nirkin of the pair of 'em any longer, so says he aloud, "Gilly, me darlin, isn't it near about time you allowed me to ax his majestyif he have mouth on him p.
 "Not bad idaya at all," laughs the king, turnin round to the prince, "an to tell no lies" :" says he. dhrawin the
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realin the prayers for a departin sowl than thryin to pass himself off for gay young spark ill the presence of faymales. D'you hear me, Gilly?" says he. II hear you," says she, "but don't heed the likes of you. In addition to its being high thraison to talk in that man. ner of supayrior monarch, it only shows the jealousy that's conshumin you.
 "Jealousyl" laughs O'Rorke. Well, like that Jealous of whom, or what? Of an ould gray headed bosthoon wud a beard like the tail of our gray mare? Why don't you go up an put another plasther on his chest, or get him to sing 'Ould King Cole for you wud that pat ent fog horn voice of his? Jealous 'inagh r "
 "I'll tell him every word of this, " says the princess, bitin her lips vine mously an stampin her purity feet on the ground
 "Oh, go away, woman, an don't be botherin meH' says the prince grossly. 'There has been naither pace nor aise ill the house since ould Mac crossed our threshold.
 "What made you ax him here?" says the princess, half relentin
 What made inc? Who made me?" answers the prince more grossly than ever. "You did, of coorse. You was never done naggin at me to get king to visit us ill ordher to make the neigh bors jealous of your grandeur. "
 "Well, Herman, y says she, scarcely able to spalze wud anger, "you're the biggest liar from here to Giants Cause way. Why. even ill your sleep you do be ravin about me friend all guest, King Dermot, mimickin his voice, me royal cousin the monarch Of Leinsther, who's stoppin wud us at present. " Then she burst out laughin ill sthrange soort of way.
 In 4...S
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The Last King ofLeinster.
By EDMUND DOWNEY.
ECopyright, 1895, by the Author.l
 CHAPTER I.

l.
 Derrnot Macmurrough was 8 great Ould schoundhrel of a man. He was the king of Leinsther, but instead of mind in his job, as all good kings should, he spent the most of his time coortin the colleens that lived in his own disthriet. 1t would have been all very we'll, may be, if he'd oentented himself with the Leinsther lasses, but he casS his cove chus eye on nice, fair haired young girl who was the wife of a neighbor, Tier nan O'Rorke, prince of Brefney.
 'Tis sthrange, sure enough, that fay males, especially mimbers of the quail ity, are so aisily led away from their nice, comfortable homes by some gali- vanther who manages to put the "con1e- ther" on lem as aisily as you'd slip a ha1ther round the neck of cart horse, but 'tis too thrue all the same.
 The sthrangest thing of all about the Princess of Brefney was that though she had fine young man for husba1id, an lashings of aitin an drinkin an di- vartin, plenty fine clothes an jewels galore" she should be led asthray by a gray headed ould vagabone like King Dermot, who was about threescore years of age, an had voice, by all accounts, as hoarse an ear spI. tin as steamboat s whistle.
 Of coorse O'Rorke, the husband, like many husband before an afther him, didn't see what was in the wind at the start.
 Anyhow, vance upon 8 time, he ln- vited King Dermot over to his palace ito spend a week or so wud him, an never dhramed for moment that 8 monarch so ould an so full of the cares of state would be botherin his head about the women folk at all.
 But, begor, it ought to be a lesson to husbands of all soorts, this business about King Dermot Macmurrough' and the Princess Devorgilla, or "Gilly," " as she was called for short by her friends.
 But, to make sthraight coorse wud my story, the king of Leinsther started of from his ancestral palace at Ferns wan fine mornin for Brefney, thravefn first class, of coorse, an not throub1in himself to bring any retinue or heavy luggage wud him.
 14ACO A4CAA1A W oO "CSAOAAA AOA AAAO royal friend on the platform at Bref- ney, an he gev him 8 warm shake hands, for he was proud to have the king of the biggest province in Ireland visitin him.
 "Wel, Tierny," says the monarch as he passed through the station and gev up the half of his return ticket, "how is all wud you?"
 "Sthrong," answers the prince "An how is yourself an all at home?"
 "Purty fair," says the king. "I hope your good wife is shakin off the could she had in her head?"
 "Oh, begor, she's as right as paint now," says the prince. 'Let me gev you lift, "says he as he saw King Mac startin to mount the private outside car which was ill waitin at the station.
 "Arrah! What do you take me for?'' axes the 6O-year7oHld boy, springin uE on the sate wud as much agility as ii he was only youthful member of the Royal Irish constabulary.
 Faith, Prince Herman felt bit non plused at havin shown that he was re- gardin the king as an ould man that wanted an odd helpin hand, so he saic
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Pauline Hall, the empress of song is celebrated the world over as the Repre- sentative American Beauty, who has in the presentation of her new operatic com edy, "Dorcas," achieved the success of her eventful life In a conversation with the representative of this paper she stated:
 Il have in my professional experience essayed number of roles that have been more or less trying upon the physical and nervous system, but in none that have attempted have 1 ever experienced the terrific strain that the various characters which 1 assume in my new Operatic rom- edy, 'Dorcas.' have subjected me to. The assumption of one character in d presrnta- tion is generally conceded to be suffi- cient undertaking for any one person, but in 'DOrcas' assume three, all different. and might say diametrically opposite to each other.
 ''The terrific strain naturally resulting from such difficult work, which is anew and dire ;t departure from anything have ever presented to the public before, nat urally had a very distressing effect upon
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Tit-Bits: Mrs. Bullard- -"YOur char acter seems quite satisfactory; but before engaging you I want to know whether you have any followers policemen, or soldiers, or that?"
 Cook-"No, mum; not at all"
 Mrs. Bullard-"Then I'm afraid your cooking cannot be quite up to the mark, or. you would at least have had one man after you."
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ne, and l was constrained to seek some relief from the mental and physical px. haustion from my labors. After trying several remedies that were commended to me as being exceptionally good for the nervous exhaustion which was subjected to. was eventually induced to make a trial of Dr. Greene's celebrated Nervura, aud the great relief which it afforded me was almost instantaneous in it's effect, and 1 have no hesitiOn in unQualifiedly endorsing Dr.. Greene's Nervura as the best tonic and restorer of a nervous and ldrbilitated system of any remedy that l have ever tested. It is remarkable for the rapidiry with which its r, restorative qualities assert themselves. It is abso- lutely harmless, and the instantaneous relief which it affords to the nervous and tired system is grateful in the extreme. can readily understand why it is that so many hearty recommendations are given by people of prominence, especially those ill our profession, for Dr. Greene's Nerv- ura blood and nerve remedy, and my own experience justifies me in recommending it as absolutely the best remedy which have ever used "
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BUCKLEN's ARNICA SALvE.-The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and positively cures piles, or no pay required. Guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money refunded. Price 25c. per box. Sold by E. K. Taft.
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We know whereof we affirm when we state that Ayers Pills, taken promptly at the first symptoms of colds and levers, arrest further progress of these disorders, and speedily restore the stomach, liver and bowels, to their normal and regular action
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Continued next weekly

FOUR Bic SUCCESSES. - Having the needed merit to more than make good all the advertising claimed for them, the fol lowing four remedies have reached phr- nom"nal sale. Dr. Kings New Discov- cry, for consumption, Coughs and Colds, each bottle guaranteed-Elec Bitters, the great remedy for Liver, Stomach and Kidneys. Bucklen's Arnica Salve, the best in the world, and Dr. Kings New Life Pills, which are perfect pill. All these remedies are guaranteed to do just what is claimed for them, and the dealer whose name is attached herewith will be glad to tell you more of them. Sold at E. K. Taft's Drug Store.
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HOw'sThis9 2

We offtr One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
The Press., 1895-10-24

An opportunity once passed, rarely re- turns.
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It is truth in medicine that the small est dose that performs a cure is the best. De Witt's Little Early Risers are the smallest pills, will perform a cure, and are the best. W.D. Heald, ,Staf'rd Springs, c. l.. Phillips. South Coventry.
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o. w. Holmes: Truth is tough; it will not break, like bubble, at touch ; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at
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THE SCHOOL BOY

Miss BERTHA WOLFE, of DGgtOn, CGttGTdIgtts Co, ". r, writes: suffered from loss of appetite, constipation, neuralgia, and great weakness. and had ter rible attacks of sick headache @ very ire Ouently; also nose bleed. My health was ao poor that I was not able to go to school for two years. 1 took Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets and .Golden Medical Discovery and Aa... .. n wwwnea alN
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Hall's Catarrh Cure'fs taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces or the systems Price, Toe. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Testi- monials free.
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in a short time was strong and we'll Many friends are taking your meulclness eeSan8 INT fhey have done for me-"
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.,e F. J. CHENEY q CO, Props, Toledo, O.
 ney for the last 16 years, and believe him per- fectly honorable in all business transactions and Financially able to carry out any obligations made by their flrEa.s '.5. #- WEST Q STRU1k, Wh5lesale Dfaggists, Toledo, O. WALDNG, KINNAN E MARVIN, Wholesale Dfag-
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ONE Who DID. -" Who reads an American book p"
 He was alone.
 "'Who reads an American book P" he repeated. "I do."
 And with fine expression of self-scorn on his noble features the impecunious foreign lord who had come to America in search of an eligible heiress went on read ing Bradstreet's. Chicago Tribune.
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A. c. Bartley, of Magic, Pa, writes : feel it duty of mine to inform you and the public that De Witt's Witch Hazel Salve cured me of very bad case of ec- Springs; c. L. Phillips, South Coventry
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Town Topics: He--Do you think it advisable for people to marry on small salary?
 She-How much do you get?
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1895-10-03

SHORT ThLKS ON ADVERTISING.
Copyright by Charles Austin Bates.

lCopyflgnt Dy CnaTIes AuStiH Dates.
Economy often defeats its own ends.
| Sometimes economy is extravagant.
Sometimes not spending is more expen-
svc than spending.
SO in advertising. That is an econom-
zeal expense. | call it an expense to
! avoid argument. In reality it is an in
vestment.
In a ten-dollar advertisement the last
| two dollars pay better than the other
eight. Maybe an eight-dollar ad.
wouIdn' t Day when ten-dolar ad: would.
May be that extra space is just what the
ad needs to lift it out of oblivion-to
make it prominent-to make it pay.
Don't buy more space than you need,
but don't buy too little, either. Better
buy too much than too little. Better put
an eight-dollar ad. in q ten-dollar space
than to put tell-dollar ad. in an eight
dollar space. One way you are out only
two dollars; the other way you are out
eight dollars.
Save money on your advertising ii you
can, of course, but save it in the right
way. Cut off the little leaks-the pro-
grammes, the bills of fare, the director
les, the wall charts, the pages in 'sOuven-
irs.' Cut them all off, and your trade
won't ever feel the difference. Cut off the
inconsequential papers if you have to,
but always keep your ad. in your best
papers, big enough to do you justice. 1t
is better to convince a few people than to
talk to many.
You will always find that the best
papers give you more for your money
than any other media. 1t costs more in
proportion to produce 500 circulation
than to produce 5000.
Don't think one paper high-priced
because the rate is a dollar an inch, and
another one low priced because it is ten
cents an inch.
Usually the more you pay for adver-
Using the cheaper it is. There are eXcep-
tons, OF course-they prove the rule.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1895-10-03
1uZZ!e the EiardieS.
Germantown independent ]

1t is about time for the American
people to show that the spirit OF '76
survives by summarily squelchlng the
blantant-mouthed Socialistic gas-bags
that come here from foreign shores and
attempt to foment discord among our
people. The latest importation in this
line, 7. keir Hardie, member Of the
British Parliament, who, in making a
speech in Chicago on Saturday last,
advised his hearers to raise the red
flag and stand by it, should be given
a blunt invitation to gather up his
traps and shake the American dust
from bis patent feathers. The reason
that 50 many fanatics of the J. kelr
| Hardie stripe come to this country
t. ventilatc their Anarchistic views is
simply due to the fact that were they
u give vent to their rampant froth-
iags at home they would feel the
| heavy hand Of The law upon them
il stanter. 1t certainly is most
humilaring specialize that is man
Hardic is allowed to make public Ut
tcrances in chicago that he dare not
make in London.
While it is to be deprecated that we
are looked upon, and, perhaps, only
too deservedly, as nation OF fawn-
ing sycophants, crlnging at the feet OF
heartlesS arstocracy, 1t does not
| follow that we must look to the insid
ious Vaccinations Of an irresponsible
| foreign mountaineering brigade as a
| corrective Of the evils that Confron,s
US. 1t is contended by many thought
full persons that to continue the pol
icy of the past must eventually bring
about revolution, but the In0ebeAaea!
believes that such a condition Of affairs
can be ayerted through the education
Of the masses, and the active work OF
those who are capable of realizing the
enormty of the crimes being perpe-
tlated in the name of the law and
order. 1t is only the ebullltlons oil
ignorance that demand that the man
of wealth divide his surplus with the
man who has nothing that this is free
country and that one person ought
not to have anything that his neighbor
is deprived of. Were this sort of thing
to prevail for fifty or a hundred years,
where would all the money be any
how? These poor dependent creatures
who have not a cent now would not
have it, that is certain, and the mil
lioDaire would likely be strapped also
since joining the indolent gang that is
always SO good at the managing.
1t is our duty to meet the questions
at issue and solve the problems that
are presented in a rational manner.
Make laws fairly equitable as between
| rich and poor. or capital and labor,
and debar foreign cheap help, and it
won't be many years until prosperity
Will stick out in this country from
every point of the compass.
In the meantime, muzzles the
| Ha1dieS.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1895-10-03
HOW'S This?

We offer one hundred dollars reward
for any case of catarrh that cannot be
cured by taking Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. j. CHENEY & CO., prop'rs.
Toledo, Ohio.
We, the undersigned, have known F. j..
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in in all business
transactions, and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm.
West Il Truax, wholesale druggists, To-
ledO, Ohio.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, wholesale
druggists, Toledo. Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price, 70 cents per
bottle. Sold by all druggists.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1895-10-03
A Timely Reminder.

Each season forces upon our considera-
ton its own peculiar perils to health. The
strength and vigor, poorly prepared to-
continue the business of life The stom-
ach and bowels. the great highway of ami
NAL economy, is especially liable to dis
order in the fall. The nervous system has
also suffered in the struggle. Typhoid
fever and malaria in particular find in the
fall that combination of earth. air and
water that mark this season as especially
dangerous. The falling leaves. the decay
ing vegetables contribute their share of
contamination. Hoods Sarsaparilla fur
niShes most valuable safeguard at these
important points, and should be used in
the fall before serious sickness has laid
You low.