The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1895-03-29

IHe eastcSt way W n"ticT luVi is W dsh
his advice on some great question.
Carrolton fences IN her gulies with wire.
However Carrollton is "dry" town.
Love needs no definition. Men and women
loved long before there were any dictionaries.
There is not cushioned seat reserved in
heaven for the man who borrows or pliers a
newspaper.
"But what earthly use is it to discover the
North Pole can't see." ut will save further
expeditions.
What generous soul can imagine anything
more Internal than to be one OF an infinitely
saved minority.
Gardner Martin, who lives four miles west
of Magnolia is the father of 33 children-26
boys and girls.
Mrs Sniffwell--Why, Bridget, YOU hare
been eating onions Bridgct-Sure, mum,
you're a moind reader.
"Did YOU give your daughter away when
she was married p "Threw her away, sir.
Literally threw her away.
Curtains were employed for bedsteads in
the eleventh century. They were afterward
transferred to windows.
Every mans door has received the knock OF
fortune at least once. Most failures were those
too lazy to get up and let her in.
Earthquakes are so frequent in Sicily tina,
the inhabitants pay very little attention tc
them, just take an extra dose of quinine.
Senator Hill called Senator Chandler q
hyena in the Senate the other day, and hence.
forth he will be known as "Hyena" Chandler
A movement is on foot to aid the unemployed
operatives at Pullman, H., to migrate South
1t is SAID that some 500 of them are anxious
to come.
The supreme court has upheld the Arkansa.
law fixing cents mile as the maximum far.
on railroads, and imposing fine for any over
charge.
The treasurer of the American Church Mis-
sionary Society, Rev. W. A. Newbold, of New
York, is a dcfaulter to the amount of abou
$4,000.
Edward Atkinson says that the time wil
come when the fibre in the cotton stalk will b,
utilized, and there are important elements fo
tanning and dyeng in the root.
In recent sermon Sam Jones spoke of
man who once refused bribe of $4,000, ant
was now paralyzed and pennless. Does tina
sort of thing always follow?
II seems very strange that a rich countr,
like the United States should have to pay 3 \
and 4 per cent on borrowed money, whil
Chill gets all she wants at Lilo.
Nicaragua wants $500 negroes from tn
United States to be engaged in agriculture
work some are now en- route others hav
already arrived and are well pleased.
lie was warned against the woman,
She was warned against the man,
And il that don't make marriage,
Why there's nothing else that can.
The Sun1ower Tocsin requests the press q
the State to warn the public against gan,
of tramp preachers who claim to be converte
Jews, but are shrewd imposters, prowling thi
State.
The roar of waterfall is explained in tn
constant explosion Of hundreds of thousand
of bubbles. The impact of water against waite
is believed to be 4 comparatively subordinat
: case.
A bill has been introduced in the Orego
Legislature proposing tax on male person
who wear cue. This is special legislatio
4 aimed at John Chinaman, but couched /
general terms.
Rev. Sam Jones is bombarding Satan
strongholds in st. Louis. Though his meet
! ings are held in one Of the largest halls Of tn
city, the standing room only sign is hung o,
at every service.
According to the returns there are q ,0(
women who are the sole support Of their hu!
: bands. Judging from the masculine stant
point this makes $4,000 instances in whie
Z marriage is not failure
The Birmingham Age-Herald perpetuates
big hunk Of wisdom when it says: "There al
those who clamor for silver, greenbacks, Gel
tifcates and other kinds Of money, but viii
they really want is money that can be &
, without work."
If fool knows a secret, he tells it becau
y he is fool; il a knsve knows one, he tells
whenever It is his interest to tell II. b
women and young men are very apt to t,
what secrets they know, from the vanity
having been trusted. Trust none Of the
whenever you can help Il.
4 It IL a wonderful thing that oysters, aft
they have been brought away from the sc
know by instinct the hour when the tide
rising and approaching their beds, and so
their own accord open their shells to recci
their food from the sea, as II they were still
d home.
,. There Is gun in the British navy, Al % t
" Armstrong, which hurls solid shot di
tancc Of twelve miles, the highest point
the arc described by the shot being 40
feet above the carth's surface. The discharI
Of the gun can not be heard at the pla
where the ball strikes.