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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13
CURRENT NOTES.

Cohn-Elnstcln Is failing rapidly.
eolo.n Wat n glorious deathv-Life.
The man who can impartlally Judge
himself Is NJ TO govern the world.-Mli-
wiukec Journal.
Jones-Come. 20 fishing with me. old
chap. Brown-Can't do Il; just signed
the plodge.-Judge.
silence IL golden. especially when you
cannot think OF good answer on the
spur OF the moment.-July.
Maud-That stupid fellow proposed 10
me last night. lie ought 20 have known
beforehand that would refuse him.
M1rle-Perhaps he dld-Brooklyn Life
Jaspcr-Caesar and his wife are con-
Itantly quarrellng. Jumpuppe-Yes.
thoy have different theories as to what
each should do to make the other hap
py.-Boston Post
Fame" said Uncle Eben. "nm er
good deal laik any udder kin oh adver-
tlsln'. Tain no use ter a man onless
he had de right kin oh goods 10 back
Il up wid."-Washlngton StA"
Teachor-Can you tell me. Johnny.
why Satan goes about the earth like n
roaring lion? Johnny-'Cause he can't
cut any Ice in the place whore he lives
when he's at home.-Boston Transcript.
Chld-who is that sad-eyed man,
mother2 Mother-Iie's a poor pension
or. my child Child--And who Is that
Jolly man. mother7 Mother-He Il n
rich pension agent. my chlld.-New
York Weekly.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

simply an old runt. says the ophldian
Record.
Jake" Wood is the best known
snake-catcher In the neighborhood Of
Swartswood. lie has brought In any
number OF pilots. black snakes and
dangerous rattlcrs. and he plays with
the latter as carelessly as though they
were OF the harmless water snake
species. This particular snake has
seven rattles on the end OF his tail.
and five more lie In one corner OF "Vic"
Rosencrans' case. and thereon hangs
this tale.
Jake and Jim" Smith had been
out after a woodchuck, but, not being
able to dig or smoke him out, were re-
turing home In ill-humor when Jake"
discovered the old and decropIt RATHER
asleep at full length In an open field.
SO quiet did he lie that Jake at first
thought no was dead. But the mouth
was closed. and a dead snakes fangs
generally extend.
Sec me got a rattle on his tail" said
Jake" ana he went to a hedge and cut
a pronged stick. Removing his heavy
boots, he approached the snake rs care
fully as possible. and got In position to
begin operations without alarming his
snakoship. Then grasplng the rattles
with his right hand he squeezed on the
last rattle with his thumb and fore.
finger. at the same time striving to pin
the snakes head down under the
pronged stick with his left.
The old snake woke up much quicker
than II takes TO tell II. and, as "Jakc's"
left hand had not acted as quickly a.
his right the head was raised and
swung back In position to strike before
the prongs had done their work. In an
instant the fangs were struck against
the stick. and Jake" got to a safe dis
lance unframed. Jake" Is used to sur
prlses, but not to missing snakes
head when he prongs Il. and he was
Just little ratified.
Some day they'll be pumpln' whisky
into you and suckin' poison out" said
Jim"
"You go 10 thunder" said Jake"
I'm going to get some more OF them
there rattlcs. now. Jest to fool you"
He again advanced to the thoroughly
angry snake. and at the rrst attempt
landed the prongs on the snakes neck.
eight inches from the head. and pinned
him squrmlng and twisting to tho
ground. The prongs were light and
Jim" expected to see the snake free
himself. 80 stout were his struggles.
The wicked head was turned about and
landed blow after blow upon the stick.
Jake" was unframed.
Stay there, consarn yc. I'M I get
through with "" he hercely remarked.
Then he caught the tail and plnched on
four more OF the rattles and put them
In his pocket with a laugh OF triumph.
Then raising the prongs little he let
the snake move forward. and guided
him 100 yards to a milk spring. where
Jim" found an empty milk can. The
snake was forced to crawl into this, and
the lid was placed on Il. Jake" ana
Jim" then carried II up to "Vlc"
Rosencrans. who gave Jake" a dollar
for II.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends 10 personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
Ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products 10
the needs Of physical being, will attest
the value 20 health Of tho pure liquid
laxative principles embraced In the
remedy, Syrup Of Figs
It's excellence Is due 10 It's presenting
In the form most acceptable and pleas
ant 10 the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties OF perfect lax
alive; eIectnally cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and ieyeA
and permanently curing constipation.
II has given satisfaction 10 millions aud
met with the approval Of the medical
profession, because II acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and Il Is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup Of Figs Is for sale by all druy-
gists in Doc and 81 bottles, but II is man
nfacturcd by tho California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name Is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup Of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute II offered.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13
WORTH KNOWING.

Aluminium heel tips are coming In
vogue.
The Imperial library at Paris has sew
snty-two thousand works treating OF
the French revolution.
The name Munich Is derived from tho
fact that the monks owned the property
on which the town now stands
on a road leading TO Chicago ceme-
terry there is a saloon which displays
a sign with these words; Funeral Par
ties a Specially"
In every school In Paris there Is res
taurant where free meals are served to
the children who are too poor to pay for
them.
The largest nugget OF gold ever seen
was found In 1872, In the IIlll End Mine,
New South wales. IL weighed $40
pounds, and It's value was fi4s,oOo.
A thrifty keeper IN the Pere la chaise
Cemetery. Paris. was recently dismissed
Tor too much enterprise. lie had added
to his income By ralslng vegetables On
the graves.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

w. s. Macdonald. Of Glasgow. in n
recent lecture before the Highland So
ciety OF London. traced the history Of
the harp from the shadows Of mythol-
ogy to the present day. It is. he said.
the first musical instrument on record
and was the principal one OF ancient
and medieval times. All the skin and
artistic genius OF the Egyptians were
lavished upon It's design and decora-
tlon. The Druids first brought the tone
and pitch OF the harp to perfection. II
attained the height OF It's favor in mod
ern times In 1919. when Sebastian
Erard Of London brought It to the
front rank OF musical instruments. II
has been inseparably connected with
the traditions and lore Of the Gaelic
people from time lmmemorlal.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13
~ ponlle.Inrcn nnnrr..

The city folks at Liberty. N. V. han
"douhlo-faocd dance" few evening"
since. All wore double masks and
like n corner house. were dressed 10
face both ways. The effect was be-
wilderlng, and made one lnyoluntarlly
wonder what kind OF world THIS
would be II every one In It were really
"two-facod." Some OF the ladies' with
abundant hair used that natural adorn-
ment TO conceal their faces. and. by
dressing backward. so to speak. and
putting masks on the back of their
heads, made an effective disguise.
Many complimentary things were said
TO the ladies' back hair which were
Intended for their faces.
The gentlemen were also reversed In
their makeup. with dress suits on hind
side before, but their feet. the ladies
aid, gave them dead away"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13
TOME or TIE noNApARrEs.
where the Remains Of rive Of the Nus
triuus Family Rest.

triuus Family Rest.
As all Paris was nocking out OF tho
city we determined to flock out toe
and to inspect a monument we had Of
ten heard OF. but never secn-namely
the graves Of the Bonapartes. writes Q
Paris correspondent. The church IN
which the collins rest Is In the little
village Of Saint Leu. half an hour from
Paris by rail. II contains Ave tombs
those Of Charles Bonaparte. the father
OF the great Napoleon: Of the eldest
son OF HOrtense. the baby whom Ma
poleon had chosen for his heir and
whose untlmcly death at the nge Of
two decided the divorce Of Josephine.
The gossip Of that day said that the
adopted heir Of the great emperor was
also his son, but rumor Is provcrbially
liar. The church was restored and
the tombs put In order by Napoleon
III. In 1850. when he was first presl-
dent. So. Of course. the places OF honor
are bestowed on the prince presidents
father. Louis Bonaparte. who Is clad In
the royal ermlne and extending one
arm with a magnificent gesture 80 full
OF royal dignity as to be inappropriate
for the insignificant brother OF the
great Napoleon. respecting whom It
was tersely remarked that he was
neither the ruler OF his kingdom nor
the father Of his sons. Here rest also
the remains Of the brother OF Napoleon
III, the young prince who was killed
IN skirmlsh near Forll at the age Of
%. before his wish to see active mill
tnry service had over been realized.
Once more history repeated Itself. for
the unclo's death strongly rCsembled
that OF his brothers son. the prince I'm
porial. In Zululand and the same ac-
cusation Of foul play was brought In
both cases. The nth tomb IS empty. as
Napoleon Ill intended to be Inferred
there himself but the fatcs were
against him, and he lies In England In
stead. On tho pedestal Of tho statue
OF Louis are portrait modnllions OF dif-
ferent tenants OF the vault. The FIRST
Is that OF the founder OF the family.
Charles Bonapartc. Less happy than
his wife. aftcrward known as Nine.
Mere. he never lived to see the i'm
probable triumphant career Of his son
Napoleon. and, on the contrary. his
death agony. which was terrible. as he
died OF cancer Of the stomach, was
given added torture by the thought
that he left HIS wife and helpless chill.
dren practically destitute. lie was but
80 when he died. and the medallion
shows us a face OF ideal and manly
beauty OF feature and outline. The
vaults was chill and damp, the tombs
unvisitod and neglected. for none of
the family ever 30 there. An I'M
pleasant thrill warns us that we arc
looking at the eternal tomb Of the
the graves OF the Bonapartcs. writes
these people dead. but they are for.
gotten. and never again win a scion Of
that family stir into the faintest rip.
pie the sea Of oblivion into which they
are now sunk forever
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13
STUB ENDS OF THOUGHT.

Art II an acquired habit.
The house IL cold when loves goes
out.
a woman's kingdom In anarchy II
there be no man In H.
Wen regulated love II six Of one and
half dozen of the other.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
for the general good Of mankind.
Matrlmony II hard tencher but
come people VIII learn under no other.
Time and tide walt for no man. but n
they ala some men would get there late
Just the same,
Some young people who marry In
haste have TO hustle so for living that
they have no leisure In which 10 re-.
pcnt.
The man with million dollars
thinks more OF feeding one man mill
lion times than he thinks OF feeding
a million men one time
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

Mrs. Bllnkers-"w What! Going away?
Why?"
seryant-"Please. mum, when come
yesterday you gave me the keys to your
trunks and drawers. and chests. and
iewel-boxes, TO keep for you"
Mrs. Bllnkers-"Yes, did that 10
show that trusted you. What is the
mntter?"
seryant-"Thur don't one OF EN- III"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

Tde piece de resistance OF an cpl
elrean dog is horse hoof pairing. as any
blacksmith will explain. That Is one
reason that n passing dog likes to
drop into a blacksmith shop. II is
SAID also that the parlngs are healthful.
ana Chicago fanoior makes II his
business to give his dogs a treat In this
way once a week, Blacksmlths say
thal a visiting dog will always first
PICK out the parings OF the frog" and
VIII leave out the harder portions IN
the last.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

Black grenadines, with bold china
flowers, are making excellent summer
dresses, aad No do tho summer gauzos.
The colorlng Ia exquisite grass green,
brilliant fuchsia, peach, etc. There Ia
a large range OF checked grenadines
and crepe. Gauzcs and crepons, as
well Ms chiffon. have been embroidered
In the open hole work Velvet gauzes
are back again on shot grounds, the
patterns floral and bold aud gaze SOU.
tache with well covering patterns in
outstanding cores In used greatly for
cnpcs; 30 are the black silk grenadines.
The new moussclinc with the satin face
Is the best Of all materials 20 show OF
the new colorN
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13
oulckER.N a WINK.
soor photographs on Railroad ricis,t
white You wait.

white You wait.
About two years Julius Gregory OF
san Francisco undertook the com
'Tuction OF an apparatus which. with
q simple Photographic adjunct. would
make possible the feat Of transferring
" a railway ticket the portrait Of each
purchaser while he IL paying the clerk
'or DIS transportation. Success attend
ga DIS e0orts-that 81. so far as the
SIMPLE mechanism Is concerned. II re-
manned Tor Frank Dcyay to pericc, the
machine This required serieB OF
paths Tor developing solution. an ar
lsug'ment TO insure proper INNER
slons Of the ticket In It's baths and
novel fash-llght attachment The
u'heis used must be Of special manu-
laeture. two inches Of the end OF each
being Of a sensltIzcd material. which
must be kept In a llght-tight paper case.
purchaser presents himself at the
window and asks for ticket. Tho
en!'lsel end, with It's paper covering.
y Slipped into frame. The whole Is
e.. '''' wa III AWf hlul ~ AIt Aup VI
'ne machine, The operator presses a
spring. o percussion cap csplodcs.
'tniilng a flash light. the lens covers.
shutting almost instantly. and In the
'Vlhkling Of an eye the picture is being
automatically developed. Tao cxplo-
SION OF the Hash light scis the machine
y In operation. an elevator draws the
uekei down. leaving the lirht-tight
case behind. to a point where the first
pain meets H. This bath is nllol with
developing solution. The frat bath
lhen gives place to the rccond. As
th''c baths rccode they empty into the
lower tank, whore the development 90
complete. The elevator then returns
the ticket 20 the slot and the operator
pulls Il ont and presents II to the pur-
CHASER The whole process occupies
less than minute Thus the ticket "
made absolutely non transferable.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13
GREAT MN ON EATING.

In good eating there "a happiness.-
hpicius.
Thou rhouldst eat to live. not live to
eatr-C'cero.
Eating 20 ropleion n bad. but what
we cat should be good Of It's hnd.-Dr.
s. q. Fitch.
II IN not tho eating, but the inordlnatc
desire thereof that ought TO be blamed.
st Augustine.
Animals feed. man eats; tell me what
you eat and how you eat, ana ] Will
tell you what you are: the man Of In
tellect alone knows how to oat,-B. sa-
warm.
Eat not for the pleasure thou maycst
md therein; eat TO Increase thy
strength; eat 20 preserve the life which
thou hast received from heayen.-Con-
fucluH.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

DIR. A. Il. Goodrich OF Vernon. ex.
comptroller and ox-treasurer OF Con.
necticut and widely known throughout
that state. has a curious and interest.
ing scrap-book. the like OF which is
probably not to be found elsewhere.
The most striking feature OF the con.
tents consists In sample tickets OF POI
litical parties In Connecticut. national.
state and town, for every year from
lSiS down to date. First on the list
flor DR.. Goodrich is sterling Demo.
crat Of the old school is ticket which
was cast In Vernon for the Democratic
state candidates In iS4S.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13
do Not Want Money.

According to Capt. Younghusband
lately assistant English resident at
Chitral, a mountain district OF India
which has just been attracting con
siderable attention, the principal evil
In the mountains outside Of his station
is the want OF desire for money. The
mountaineers, secluded from mankind
amid their hills, have never used any
money. and consequently have no idea
Of the value OF coins.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

An Auburn, Maine. man has invented
TOT his use a novel method OF lawn,
fpflnkling. He has made the top raj
OF the fence around his lawn OF iron
water pipes, iolnted together 80 as TO
permit a continuous flow OF water, and
perforated on the inner side with small
NOES He connects the fence and the
nose ana the water is eyonly sprayed
ever every part OF tho lawn.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13
Highest Of all in Leavening Power u Govt Report
R!H!aI:!I! BB s%3sg1!
ABSOLUTELY PURE


In Texas the irrigation fever Is at
full height Tho favorite plan in that
state seems to be to build n pond or
dam on some high point on the farm
and pump the water into ito be dis
tributed later by means Of bitches.
Most Of thcs reservoirs are filled from
streams or low lakes With steam or
gas engine this water is readily pumped
TO Il point that gives the necessary fall
over the level land OF the farm, This
seems to work better than the scheme
Of pumping through q hose directly
upon the land. Rural New Yorker,
commenting on the foregoing, says,
This plan OF thoroughly watering n
few level acres OF the farm is one thing
you must look forward TO u you expect
to keep up with the procession"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

A London paper tells story TO illus.
trnto woman's tendency To change her
mind. A young and well dressed
woman entered Charing Cross telegraph
Office tho other day and wrote ont q
dispatch to be sent to Manchester. She
read IL over, reflected for u moment,
and then dropped It on the floor and
wrote second This she also threw
away, but was satisfied with the third,
and sent " OIL. The three kilograms
read: First-"Ncver let inc hear from
YOU again. Sccond-"No one expects
you to rcturnln Ihird-"Como home,
dcnrest-nll Il forgiven
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

Scholarship has 30 deteriorated In the
schools In Allentown. Pa. on account Of
cigarette smoking that the school board
has taken the matter In hand, and
given notice through the newspapers
to dealers In tobacco not to sell to boys
under i6 years, or they would be prose.
uuted.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

The boys FIRST idea Of a woman Ia his
mother, and unless she fail 10 win his
love and respect he has chivalroua
devotion to her which will cover his
whole life. II mothers would give their
children definite religious instruction
by word and example and rulo them
wisely, lovingly methodicnlly and
firmly In habits OF obedience, self con-
troll, purity and truth, boys would less
develope into uncontrolled, lnwless,
unchivalrous men and selfish husbands,
and girls would not grow into frivo-
lous, vain, self-asserting. fast women.
Homes would DO happier, the world
would be raised, reformed, cnnoblcd
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

A Kansas Farmer correspondent
writes: Last year toools the wheat
of piece OF ground just as soon MS IL
would do to stack and listed In cane.
narrowed II three times and cultivated
II twice. and when the first frost came
about half OF II was In bloom. n made
lnc feed"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

ARoLD RosEN.
Grams OF Newton.
n J.. has q live
rattlcsuaye on cx-
hibitIon in his place
and IL attracts a
great deal OF at
tention ltis not the
largest snake ever
captured. for 1t is
only three feet six
inches long. II is
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

A Bangor Ne, man wasn't mad nor
anything the other day when he came
home and found his wife painting the
furniture with his shaving brufhl-Ex.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

In addition 10 some beautiful and
distinguished late summer toiletteh In
Harpcr's Bazaar 10 be issued on August
gath, there will be q specially prepared
and very practical and detailed paper
entitled early Autumn Fashions for
Men" A striking portrait OF Miss
Winnie Davis, accompanied by n short
biographical sketch, will interest pco-
pie who wish 10 know something OF the
charming personality Of the author Of
The Yelled Doctor. The same number
OF the Bnzar will have supplement
containing brilliantly illustrated
story entitled "Tho Possessed Princess
OF Bekhten," by + A. Wallis bulge.
Harper & Brothers. publishers, New
York, August 10, 1895.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13
STOLE THE RATTLES.
AN OLD RATTLE SNAKE DE-
SPOILED WHILE flE SLEPT.

ted Him by the Seek 100 Yards-"Jakc"
wood Caught aud Hal Fun with Ills
snakcshlp Hefore Ito sold Him for
Dollar v
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

A man doesn't like to have a woman use
his love for her as a club.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

We have not teen without Piso's Cure for
Consumption for 20 years. -l.izziE FEEnEL,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

Opportunity Is not tho Kind OF thing that
stnnds around waiting TO he embraced
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

= J. CHENEY q co, Toledo, o. Props Of
Halls Catarrh cure, ofier tiOO reward for any
case OF eninfrh that can not be cured hy taking
Halls CatArrh Cure. send Tor Testimonials,
Tree Sold W Druggists, fao.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

Very fow men can mako money and
friends at the same time
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

Unless pretty woman has scrfe her
hait Il constantly surrounded by fah that
never lito
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

Some people make living out OF other
people.s curI0aIty.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

Billiard table, secondhand for sale
cheap, Apply 20 or address. n. G. AKIN.
on \. 18th St. Omaha, Heh
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

Some men work modesty too hard aud
are generally dlsliked.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

Don't abuse deceltiul people, for you are
ono OF them. Every one Is doceitfnl.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

neg.msn's Camphor lee with oIyesrins.
The vrninal and only genuine. turra Chaupei Uanfa
and Face Cold aofss. kc. e. u, clara ca ~ iayenIuA
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

A man often rretends TO change his ma.
ture, but he never does.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

A. soon az II docs no good a man IL VIII
Ing 20 take caro- OF himself
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

FITS -Aurts stopped frcs nv nr. X iine'a Crest
Nerve Ncstorer. No ttsaitsr tue INT dNy = uso.
lartrluua cufrt Treatise and a9tfiai to- fsg -
lteAses. bead 70 pr. Kline, vi Afthht, lLla L.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

! boiled In soda
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

Ivcryone knsws how tttste
furcf win cufna aud they afn uut conducive -
efaccful waltiig Homove N IN sith IA .defcofna
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

~ the naby ~ Cutting Teeth.
as sure and uss that ola and vslitfici remedy Ma
Nmtiov's ao0rHno hfHur for chiiifua Iesthlnr.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-13

lifted up.