The Opelousas courier., 1895-11-30
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EuOu&A VI q kOOu tHiuk 10 SHOuku s
and too much is all stuff. And all the
fools in this vain aud feetin world don't
wear boots and breeches by a long
jump. ! have seen some ONE that
had it, and had it jest abont as bad as
Deacon Joiner. I reckon by this time
no doubts you have heard me tell about
''Savin Sukey Sellers" Now she was
what You mought call a dead match
for Deacon Joiner exceptin that her
clothes was cut aud made some differ
emit. She carried jest as heavy a stock
of high-fyin, fool religion as the Dea-
con and showed it off in public as free
and promiscus like as he ever did. At
the time I am now tellin about I was
nothin moro than a cotton headed,
hatchet-faced piney-woods boy. and 1
had scraped up acquaintance with Miss
Sukey whites we vas all Twin down
there In the old Panther Creek settle
ment. 1t looks like Miss Sukey had
took it into her head that she was call
ed and sent for the particlar business
of redeemin the country and savin the
whole entire huD-an race, and she
blazed away on tt It line SO constant
and steady till she come to be known
for miles and miles around as 'Savin
Sukey Sellers"
To the best Of my recollection when
I first got old enough to take notice
Miss Sukey she was then considerable
past the margin age, but still as spry
and actious as . cat. She was forever
and eternally on the pad, trapsin
around from house to house, prayin
and cavortin amongst the neighbors to
beat six bits. She didn't make out like
she was q preacher, you understand,
but she was an exhauster from way
back. It had to rain tadpoles and bull
frogs big end foremost to keep her at
home all day, and nothin couldn't hap
pen in the settlement out of the right
and proper way but she would find it
out on the next round. II there was
any news in the settlement particlar
somethin personal and private that
hadn't ought to be talked outside Of the
family, you understand-you could
most in generally always git the word
from Miss Sukey whilst it was still hot
ano fresh.
I neye can disremember how Miss
Sukey use to bother herself about the
bows and girls OF the settlement. We
couldn't git up q picnic, or q candy
pullin, or q corr shuckin, or q weddin
match, or nothin OF the sort and run it
into q dancin party but what she would
be there in person, OF git the news
bright and early the next mornin.
Then she would pu.. her foot in the big
road and call around to SEQ all the old
heads of the settlement moanin and
weepin and wailin and prayin over the
wild and hayward and reckless dcina
Of the young folks. To hear her tell
it. 1t was q plum sin to do anything,
you understand, eKceptin to eat and
sleep and work. We couldn't even
hands all round and play them good,
old-fsshion games like classification"
and ..,steal partners" and "walkin on
the green grass" but what Miss Snkey
she would make . terrible kerdo about
it and hold 3 few prayer meetins to
our sins away. She didn't think
It was right for q boy to whistle any
une that went faster than "Old HIM.
dred," aud jest . few stanzas of GOOD
fiddle music would make her faint ana
fall over in it in . pair OF minits- Al.
ter I found out what . powerful efrecs
. little good music would have on her,
I use to slip my old fiddle out in d
next o and drag off somethin quick
and devilish like '.Cotton-eyed 9 OF
Over the Fence" jest to see
the poor thing take : duck ~ and 60
home.