The Republican journal., 1895-12-19

Canvasser-You don't seem to have much
faith in life insurance Mr. Dooley Mr..
Dooley (eNcitedly)-Pyh should OF? Look
at me poor brother Moke, rist his sowl!
Afhter putin in hundreds of dollars he
lays down and doies loike amy one else
and phut does the company do but give his
WILDLY two t'ousan' dollars to galivant
troo' wild anther husband"
AN OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY.-Mrs.
| WlnsoW's Soothing Syrup has been used for
over fifty years by millions of mothers for
their children while teething, with perfect
success. 1t soothes the child softens the
gums, alayS all pain, cures wind collie, and
is the best remedy for Diarrhra. Is pleas
ing to the taste, Sold NY Druggists in every
part of the world Twenty-Five cents a bot
tie Its vaue is ncalculable Be sure and
ask for Mrs. Winsow $ Soothing Syrup and
take no other kind. lyric
Uncle John--"And why do you think that
yonr brother Charles is great writer.''
Alice-"Why. because he is. He writes
more every day than he gets into the paper"
Uncle John--"The editor of the paper evil
IDENTIFY understands lls business"
TO the Sufferers of Rheumatism.
After using Groff's Rheumatic Cure for
some time in my practice | take great pleas
ure IN saying that it is a most wonderful
remedy for rheumatism; in fact, it is the
only one | have found for the cure Of this
DR.. E. E. Tull, Chicago.
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Teddie-What are womans rights, paa
Pa-Everything they want my boy al
ways remember that.
You make no mistake when you buy Dali
TONS sARSAPARILLA AND NERVE TONIC and
DALTON s FAMILY PILLS. EyerybOdy SAYS 80,
and what every body says must be true"
Ia ~ l.,
to be aroused from his SAUNDERS, but in Ire
land they never wake person until he is
dead
Buckien's Arniea salve.
The BEST >ALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chlblains,
Corns and all Skin Eruptions and positive
ly cures Piles, or no pay required. 1t is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction of
money refunded. Price % cents per box
For sale by A. A. Howes & Co.
ing his salary, gave as his reason: "Brud-
rem, | can't preach heah and boa'd in
helm"
Marvellous Results.
From letter written by Rev. J. Gunder-
man OF Dimondale, Mich, we are permitted
to make this extract: II have no hesitation
in recommending DIR. Kings New Discovery
case of my wife. While 1 was pastor of the
Baptist Church at Rives junction she was
brought down with Pneumonia, succeeding
Va Grippe. Terrible paroxysms Of coughing
would last hours with little interruption
! ana 1T seemed as If she could not survive
them friend recommended DIR. Kings
| New Discovery it was quick in its work
and highly satisfactory in results Trial
bottles free at a. A. Howes & Co.'S Drug
Store. Regular sizes soc. and S1Go.
In this poem,' said the poet, "ycu will
! fnd the proper number Of feet "Good!'
cried the editor; "now let's see how fast
they can travel out that door there At
lanta Constitution.
Electric Buffers.
| Electric Bitters is a medicine suited for
any season, but perhaps more generally
needed in the Spring, when the languid ex-
| lausted feeling prevails, when the liver is
1 torpid and sluggish and the need OF a tonic
and Alternative is felt. A prompt use Of this
medicine has often averted long and perhaps
fatal bilious fevers. No medicine will act
more surely in eounteracting md freeing
| the system from the malariai poison. Head
/ ache, Indigestion, Constipation, Dizziness
yield to Electric Bitters. Only fifty cents
per bottle at A. A. Howes & Cos.
"Mrs. Jones is a woman of very simple
| tastes"
eyes; l noticed that when
| GU have never met her?'
| "No, but [ was introduced her husband
[Ex
When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria.
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
preston go to?'
Mr.. Nagger-My natural politeness pre-