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Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Live stock receipts in this market con-
tinue light, with little prospect of i'm
mediate revival. The stock raising in
dustry must improve from this time on,
for the years demand will be
much greater than the supply. Stock
raisers of the west are certain of i'm
mense profits before the curtain falls
upon the year 1898.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

A straight record on the journals of
the house or senate is by no means an
assurance of straight legislative ca
reer. What legislator did not do and
what he did do outside of the official
roll call are equally important with
his recorded votes, When he again
seeks the confidence of his constituents
he will have to explain every act of
omission or commission.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

People are unquestionably affected by
the atmosphere in which they live. For
state insane asylums seem to develop an
almost insane desire to cling to their
offices, even after their titles to them
have been eXtinguished.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

The local advocates of an unlimited
supply of silver money are invited to
devote So ne of their attention to the
complain ~'tnt there are too many
spurious in circulation. Perhaps
we can't h.'e too much good money,
but too much bad money is not only Il
possibility but an actuality.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

For more than Il year the government
secret service has been pursuing still
hunt for counterfeiters who infest this
region. presumably with headquarters
at or near Omaha. The efforts made.
however. have not been crowned with
brilliant success. We suggest that some
of the belled detectives of this city be
put upon the scent.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

When 1t comes to credit that will en-
able her to place large loans. China is
still several stages in advance of some
of our unfortunate friends among the
South American republics.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

The district court bailiffs are already
at work making the judicial slate for
the fall ticket They will have nothing
to do from July to September IL but
manage the politics of this county and
draw salaries during court vacations.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

The railroad committee of the Connecti-
cut legislature has done well in deciding to
consider applications for charters for elec-
trio roads without regard to the possible re-
suit from paralleling steam roads. 1t would
be both absurd and criminal to deny the
world the greatest possible benefit of scien-
tific progress because IL may decrease the
profits of those who have investments de-
pending on older methods. That way of
doing things would have kept steam rail-
roads from paralleling stage coach lines.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

The law committee of the Central
Labor union has not yet made n public
report upon the causes of its failure to
accomplish anything at Lincoln. Nor
has any member of the Douglas delega-
ton explained to the friends of organ
lied labor why the delegation ignored
ante-election promises and sat still while
proposed labor laws were choked to
1potb
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Minneapolis Journal.

NIIIIIItHTOIIS JOUTHlT,
The Utah constitutional convention has
adopted a, woman suffrage clause and all
women who crave the ballot have now
Wyoming, Colorado and Utah as objective
points. In Colorado they have already
wearied of the ballot and if women could
vote all over the country one or two cleo
tons would give them enough Of it,
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

The prospect is good for putting an
end to the practice of soliciting money
through and from the children in the
public schools. The Bee claims the
credit OF exposing this abuse.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Agriculturists predict an abnormally
large crop in Nebraska this year with
favoring season. They point to the fact
that the soil, having had a years res
pite, will be more than ordinarily pro
life. 1t is also urged that much OF the
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Sioux City Tribuac.

Sioux City Tribuae.
Nebraska prohibits the sale of oleomar-
garlne, but permits its manufactures di-
rect reversal of Iowa's attitude toward
spirits. It might. however, furnish a Valu-
able suggestion for the republican party's
next experiment in liquor legislatlon-if it
should ever get chance to make another.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

The attorney general at Lincoln thinks
discretion the better part of valor. and
hence has no disposition to enter the
lists against Uncle Sans agents at the
WinnebagO agency.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

SprIngfeld Rernhllcan.


Mr.. Olney's suggestion to the supreme
court that the government ought to refund
the many millions of dollars collected in
income taxes under past laws is logic and
justice, but not practical politics. Imagine
any congress appropriatng the money.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Today has been designated as n legal
holiday known as Arbor day and
should be celebrated appropriately by
all who appreciate the Importance of
tree culture
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

The Tree Planters state sends con
gratuIations to the sage of Arbor Lodge
on the occasion Of his birthday. which
she has appropriated for Arbor day.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

The suggestion that the democrats
seek a presidential candidate in the
south meets the pertinent response that
the northern democrats ought to fur
nish their own sacriiicial lamb.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Russia is not quite satisfied with the
proposed terms of the Chinese Japanese
treaty. But then the treaty was not
intended solely to satisfy Russia.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

T @tI4NT Q DU I W IIII IIItF UIk NJ ED.
Pawnee City Press.
The pot-bellied kangaroo that loafs on the
streets and passes his time principally in
belittling and scowling at his superiors is
not only an object of sympathy but of the
utmost COmmiseration His disjointed and
elongated nose is always pointed in the
direction of other peoples affairs, and per-
most noted character in the city for dis
gruntled egotism and effervescent bonn
bast Really these are not pleasant re-
smake, but the city and society should
know, and most of our people do know of
omy of the disagreeable character of whom
W.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Every shower means so much of n
contribution to one of the largest crops
Nebraska will have ever raised-the crop
of 1895.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Now let us have our yiaducts imme-
diately put in good repair.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Nebraska will take all the rain that
she can get at this season of the year
and no complaints will be Forthcoming.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22
BREEzES FROM THE COUNTRY.

WERE HIS INTENTIONS HONORABLE?
Central City Democrat.
We met r. Olsen on the street Thursday
morning. He didn't say a word, but handed
us silver dollar. What did he mean? Was
1t charitable Offering because we were
Seeqy and looked hungry, or was it to be
credited on subscription account? 1t
amounts to about the same thing in either
event. and therefore we gave him credit
for the money.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

The income tax is paradoXical so fai
as it signifies increased incomes for the
lawyers
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Lte; Jaggers (wenkly facetious)--Th-
gersNNoi 4 burglar wouldn't have taken
half the time to set ini
Boston Transcript: wifc-Nirs Aller has
ggS gone abroad TO- be trsa!ed sy by 4 Parlsia1 ha1
a production for French heels
Yonkcrs Gazette: Ycast--Is GoidbrlciS at
tentive to that young lady he used to go
with? Crmsonbeak-Not now; he's mar
ried to her.
Philadelphia Record: wigwag-That dys-
pspo sTS%,@art H] Eareys remlqHS me
that? Wigwag-Sour mash.
Chicago Record: First College Man-Did
Second College Mani should say not.
Why, he parts his hair on one side.
Harper's Bazaar: 'I can understand his
marrying her. she's worth a. million, but
hoy, she can marry him puzzles me. He's
,"H'm Ills golden and her wooden we'd
ding, ehY'
Los Angeles Herald; Goutran burst like
whirlwind in upon his Is friend g GastonoW5!!
mo. to get married" Gaston (after
pause)-Can't you apologize?
Washington star; mir. rylins doesn't
employ a servant for his WIFE," said one
young woman
How do you Know
she told me herself She told me she
WAS ullSlEtSS III UpT own HpuSe
Chicago Record; Il suppose you are look
ing forward to the base ball season with
pleasure?" said Hobbies to his friend, the
Il don't know" said the crank, pathet-
ically. You see, my vocal chords are in
wretched condition"
Chicago Tribune: who Is this MANI"
asked the visitor.
"He is the author of a book advocating
free coinage" replied the attendant.
rs he viulent?"
20, no. He is perfectly harmless"
What is the peculiar form of his lunacy,
aside from his book?"
He thinks he's sixteen men. Does the
talking for the whole sixteen"
Boston Transcript: Stern Parent-You
tell me that you love my daughter and wish
to marry her But how do you expect to
live on $500 a year?
Loving Swain-Oh come. now; your in
come must be more than that!
Life "Wil you love me when I'm gomez"
asked Mr., Linger OF his sweetheart III
you'll go soon," replied the faithful girl
with yawn.
NIOUX ONE.
st. Louis Republic
They repaired to the falls of the Sioux,
There was nothing else for them to dlouy
But what they had done,
For they wished, who were one,
To be with all expedition made tloux.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

This seems to be moving time in Chi
cago newspaper circles.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

The campaign in Kentucky is rapid!
approaching the interesting stage.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Boston Transcript. Wifc-Mrs Ailer has
gone abroad TO be treated by n Partisan
physician. Hushoud-So2 She always had
a production for French heels.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Youkcrs Gazette: Ycast--Is Goldbrlck at
tcntVe to that young lady he used to 10
with? Crmsonbeak-Not now; he's mar
ried to her.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22
SMILING LTNKs.

Life: Jaggers (weakly facetous)- TIL
think I was n burglar. m dear2 Mrs. Jag
gers-Nol a burglar wouldn't have taken
half the time TO set inl
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22
AFRAID HE WILL RECOVER.
PAINFUL DUTY WE'LL PERFORMED.

We are sorry to learn that the venerable
father is very low, and fears are entertained
of his recovery.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Philadelphia Record: Wigwng-That dys-
pepuc sweetheart OF Farley's reminds me
Of my f0Vorite drink. Hobson-Whats
that? Wigwag-Sour mash
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22
srArrMrNr OF CALCULATION.

George y. Tzschuck secretary OF The Bee Pub
fishing company. being duly sworn. says that
the uc;ual number of full ard complete copies
of the Daily Morning, Evening and sunday Rec
printed during the month OF February 1888, was
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Chicago Record: First College Man-Dd
Singer get into the glee club?
Second College Mani should say not
Why, he parts his hair on one side.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

And for all their quarreling and kickin,
The long and short of it all
Is as long as the east Is so liberal
A drouth is not so bad after all.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

TOO SLOW FOR ST. JOE.
Hastings Tribune.
A man went over to Jacks depot,
To take a train to old st. Jot:
But he got there little too leiGht
And had to take a slow-going freight.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

THEtES 5 A SKELETON IN THE CLOSET
Auburn Granger.
You have heard of the man who thought
so much of his wife when he first married
time after marriage he wished to God he
had eaten her. That is the condition OF
some If our London people. Take your
medicine.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22
YE EDITOR HAS AN OUTING
BRIGHT SIDE OF THE DROUTH

Ye editor spent Sunday at Utica with his
parents.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22
JUST LIKE THE OLD MAN.

Mr.. and Mrs. Strong are the proud par
ents of boy baby, Its just like its pa-no
hair, no teeth.
NEXTi
Chase County Champion.
The already happy household of N II
Calvin was made doubly so last week by
the arrival of a pair of twin boy babies
will have to be looked after for few days
yet. That makes two pair of twins in Lin
coin so far this year of grace, 1895. Who
Will be the next? 1t may possibly be
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

OFFICES.
Omaha Tho Rec Building - .
South Omaha Singer liilt, Corner y and Eth Sts'
Council lfuns, Y Pearl street
Chicago Otiice, Slf Chamber Of Commerce
New York. Rooms 10, IL aud Is. Tribune BldB
Washington, 1907 street n. w.
CORRESPONDENTS
All communications relating 20 news and edl-
torial matter should be addressed: 70 the Editor.
BUSINESS LETTERS
All business letters and rcmittanccs should be
addressed to The Bee Publishing company,
Omaha Drafts. checks and postoiilce orders To
be made payable 10 the order Of the company.
THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22
LOOK OUT FOR TANNED HIDE

Broken Bow Beacon.
The Beacon is here to tell the truth and
expose falsehoods, and il this thing isn't
done Wen take the hide right off the hypo.
crite and stretch it up to dry.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22
SHE'S A BIRD.

Cambridge Kaleidoscope.
Like bird on the wing,
Is that beautiful thing,
This month will bring
The lovely girl of spring.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Harper's Bazaar: II can understand his
marrying her: she's worth million, but
how she can marry him puzzles me. He's
n bloCkhead."
HIN! Ills golden and her wooden we'd
ding, eh?"
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Los Angeles Herald: Goutran burst like
a whirlwind in upon his friend Gaston-"Will
mo to get married" CASTOR (after a
puuse)-Can't you apologize?
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22
TVII q n W NJ
A NIOUX ONE.
st. Louis Republic.

- 81 Louis Republic.
They repaired to the falls of the Sioux,
There was nothing else for them to dou,
But what they had done.
For they wished, who were one,
To be with all expedition made tioux.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Washington star; MIR Tylins doesn't
employ a servant for his WIFE" said one
young woman.
How do you know?'
she told me herself. She told me she
was mistress In her own house"
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Chicago Record II suppose you are look
ing forward to the base ball season with
pleasure?" said Hobbies to his friend, the
base ball crank.
IT don't know" said the crank. pathet-
ically; You see. my vocal chords are in
Mretcheh condition"
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

GEORGE Il. TZSCHUCK.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my pres
this 2d day OF March. 1895.
(Seal.) n. +. FELL Notary Public.
Omaha daily bee., 1895-04-22

Life: "Will you love me when I'm gone ?"
asked Mr.. Linger of his sweetheart III
you'll so soon" replied the faithful girl
with a yawn.
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Hoods Sarsaparilla

The statements in the testimonial below
are familiar facts to the immediate friends
of Mr.. Geo. A. Zirkle, school teacher, of
Mt. Horeb, Tenn, very well known
throughout the county, where he was
born and has always lived. 1t illustrates
the wonderful power OF Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla over all diseases of the blood. Read il /:
al believe in Hoods Sarsaparilla. Twill
tell you why. have suffered from in
herited scrofula from childhood. When 81
years OF age my eyes became
Strangely Affected.
could not read after sunset, and when /
would close my eyes l could not open
them; but on whichever side lay on that
side could open my eye. This condition
continued about two years, and was sue
ceeded by an intoierable itching all over
my body and limbs. had to have nv
little boys take shoe brushes and scratch
me. 1t was dreadful. II continued a
month and was followed Immediately by a
tumor in the right side Of my neck az large
as small egg. I took physicians pre-
scriptions till l lost hone. In the mean
time the tumor changed its place to the
immediate front of my neck, suppurated
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A returned African missionary is
telling the newspapers back East that
the grip is nothing more than African
fever in mild form. What is more,
he says the disease started few years
ago just after a lot of African mis-
sionaries had returned to New York,
and he is convinced that they brought
the African fever in their baggage
The African disease, he says, the doc
tors know nothing about, and he
thinks we treat the grip too mildly,
being too much afraid of quinine. The
dose for African fever in the medical
books is two grains at time, but in
Africa the old hands take as much as
one hundred and twenty grains at a
crisis, putting it down literally in
handouts
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Rosebery Will Resign.

It seems that Lord Rosebery, En-
glands premier, will resign at once.
Such, at least, is the prediction, as the
dispatches from London this morning
put it, The young premier has fallen
a victim of the prevailing influenza
and he is so burdened with Official
cares he finds small comfort in his
exalted position. When he took office
last year, upon the retirement of Hon.
w. f. Gladstone from public life, the
prediction was freely made that Lord
Rosebery would not hold the treasury
benches ninety days. The chances
appeared to be against him, to say the
truth. lie found the liberal party di-
vided into almost innumerable fac
tions; it is that way yet. But, by
singular ability and stratagem, he has
managed to hold the different
elements of his party in such control
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that to-day, it is conceded, his admin
istration commands a larger majority
in the house of commons than
upon the day it was formed. 1t
has been a heavy task and has told
upon the physical energies of the bril-
liant young peer. Ordinary people
would almost wonder what it profits
such man as Rosebery to be Eng
lands premier. He is one of the rich
est lords in Britain's realm; he has a
title second only in social and political
Importance to that of the queen herself;
his wife is a Rothschild and CON-
mands the money markets of the
world. Under any condition he ought
to be able to enjoy himself without
wasting his life in worrying about po-
litical affairs He now prosposes to
try it, at any rate.
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CURRENT HUMOR.

First Burglar-Bill, yer never hear nc
one who has n good word for a house
breaker. They never takes into consid-
Grafton that we're obliged to be out in all
kinds o. weather and that most o. our
work has to be done while lazy folks is
sound asleep in their beds. "-Harlenl
Life.
Visitor-So your brother is taking les
sons on the violin? Is he making prog
ress? Little Girl-Yes'm. He got so now
we can tell whether he's tuning or play
ing.-MusicdL Record.
Johnny, you come right down out of
that tree and I'll give you one Of the best
lickings you ever had in your life." ~
wouldn't come down for two of the best
lickings ever had in my life. "-Neto York
Journal.
An old hen is the most exclusive of all
fowls. She doesn't allow any chicks
about her that don't belong to her Set
Atlanta Journal.
''She seems to get good deal of stand
ing among men. l wonder how il is 2"
"She rides home in the street car about 6
o'clock every evening. "-Detroit Tribune.
He-That's Mrs. Grimshaw, who lectures
on bimetallism. I've hoard her. How
exasperatingly clever she seems to be /!
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but how consolingly ugly =

She-Yes; but how consolingly ugly =
Punch.
She-John, what was that you were
talking about in your dreams last night ?
You kept saying, THAT was a good kiss"
John-Oh-er-I was playing billiards at
the club-er-last night. That accounts
for it.-Syrdcuse Post.
"Now, all of you give something. II you
can't give dollar, give half a dollar, or a
quarter, or a dime, or a nickel. II you
cant give a nickel, why, spit in the hat
do something, anyhow."-The Reu. Sam
Jones.
II wonder who started that slang about
getting IL in the neck ?" asked the curious
boarder. "Some man whose wife bought
him necktie at a bargain sale, likely"
said the Cheerful Idiot, and then the con-
versation languished while the pie disap-
polls Journal.
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Kansas Spunk.

The town of Humboldt, Kas., is
forcing itself into fame as a town that
won't be bluffed or buncoed. Hum
boldt has 100 inhabitants and is a
city of the third class under the laws
of Kansas In April, 1870, it was voted
by the taxpayers of the town to issue
bonds to the amount of $4,000 in
aid of a projected railroad, and in 1876
$4,000 more was voted in aid of an
other railroad. The bonds were dis
posed of in eastern markets, but it
seems that the railroads were never
finished. The road beds were graded
but nothing further was done. 4 cor
respondent of a 81. Louis newspaper
tells how the people refused 10 pay in
terest on the bonds. Suits were
brought against the city of Hum boldt
and when they had run their course
through the courts judgments were is
sued against the city. But when the
court officials attempted 10 serve the
official orders connected with the
judgments for unpaid interest no one
could be found who represented the
city in the most humble capacity. for
every city official had resigned. mayor.
treasurer, attorney, councllmen, stree,
commissioned, constab.cs. pound mas
ter-syery body connected lu the 81 rh;-
est degree in an official capacity with
the city had become q private citizen.
The streets were there, the buildings
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A committee appointed by the
Massachusetts, legislature for the pur-
pose has been travelling through the
South for the purpose of learning If
there was any ground for the threat
ened removal OF the cotton mills of
Massachusetts, to the cotton growing
states. The committee has presented
a report, which is of interest to the
country at large. The committee adj
mits that the South in the manufac-
ture of cotton goods has the advant-
age in having the material, the coal
and the water power all at hand. The
transportation charges on the cotton
and the coal are avoided. But the
committee thinks there is no occasion
for alarm in Massachusetts, because,
first the South has not yet the right
kind of machinery; second, the south
ern states have not the necessary
skilled labor, and third, the South has
not the required capital and enter
prise. If these are the only reasons
operating against the South in its
competition with the cotton mills of
New England, the aforesaid mills
would do well to get ready to 60 out
of business one of these days If the
South has the advantages which the
committee comedies, machinery, skilled
labor and capital will be forthcoming.