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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

OF the Spanish Inquisition never inflicted
tOrtures more dreadful than those endured
by the victim of infiammatory rheumatism
The chronic form of this obstinate malady i:
sufficiently painful. Arrest it at the star
with Hosteiter's Stomach Bitters and avoid
becoming a lifelong martyr. The Bitters vii
remove malaria and kidney complaints, dys
peDsia, constipation, nervousness and neu
ralgia, remedy debility and hastens conva
lescence.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15
reformation Freely Impaired.

"Are you the ed tor that answers the
questions?" asked the elderly woman
with prominent shin and large voice.
"Yes, ma'am."
What would 1ou do If your house
was overrun withi coclSroaches and Ell
kinds of bugs?"
Madam" replkd the faithful man
at the desk, II wCslld marry one of N :
daughters to an ktom0logist. Chico
rra Trihupa
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15
At the Fashionable Wedding.

Guest Ito unknown man at his side)-
This is a great society event
Unknown Man-lndeed IL is. One o.
the most fashionable weddings ever
held IN New York.
None but the very creme de Is
creme here"
That's so. 1t is exceedingly swell
Are you = relative of the parties?'
"Not at all. 1 am a detective watch
ing that none of the guests steal the
wedding presentS"-Texss SiftiRgs-
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

Beecham's pills are for bilious
ness, bilious headache, dyspepsia,
heartburn, torpid liver, dizziness.
sick headache, bad taste in the
mouth, coated tongue, loss of
appetite, sallow skin, etc, when
caused by constipation and con-
stipation is the most frequent
cause of all Of them.
Go by the book. Pills Ioc and 25c
box. Book FREE at your druggists or
write B. F. Allen Co., 365 Canal Street,
New York.
Annual sales moro than 6 200 900 boxes.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

MY HOUSE,
the room about twenty minutes after
his master had left. he saw the gent
AMI lady kissing each other like one
o'clock and as Apply as
Judd" said NJ. Garraway. severe
". Il am surprised at you. / am sur
prised that a man just now, perhaps,
of tender years. but one who is posi-
bly, destined for the highest honors.
should be guilty of the highest impro-
priety-the gross unprofessional inn
proprietv, sir-of noticing a matter of
this kind. | am surprised at you; per-
fectly surprised at you. Would you
like to go to the theater tonight, you
young scoundrel?"-St. James Budget.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15
The Most Pleasant WAY

Of preventing the grippe, colds, headaches,
and fevers is to use the liquid laxative rem
edy Syrup of Figs, whenever the system
needs a gentle, yet effective cleansing. To
be benefited one must get the true remedy
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co: only. For sale by all druggists in soc.
and 81 bottles
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15
For Future Use.

A readiness to ipologize for an Of
Tense is not worth snuch unless it is &C.
companied by disposition not to re-
peat the injury.
Johnny and Jenny were quarreling,
and Jenny began ~ cry.
"Oh, well.' said pohnny, don't cry
I'll take back all she mean things I've
said"
Yes, you'll takf en- back" sobbed
the girl, so yod can have em just
ready to ilse over againi"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

Horses, as rule, are short-lived ami
mails. The visible supply is being used
up at very rapid rate, and the fact
that it takes five years to produce
horse ready for the market is lost sight
of by the croalxers who are now, and
have been for the past three years,
CRYING the horse market down.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

Address the International Children's
Home Society, 234 La Sale St, Chicago, IL
lineis, Rev. DIR. Frank NJ. Gregg, General
Manager. Such child as you may desire,
of any age, will be sent you on ninety days
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15
A Hunting Trip

Is as important 10 many man as meal OF
victuals. Where 10 20 nowadays is not an
easy matter for many to determine. A it-
tie book called Natural Game Preserves
of North America just published by the
Northern Pacific Railroad, will aid You in
this. Send CnAs. s. FEE, Genl Pass.
Agent, St. Paul. Mimi, four cents in stamps
and he will send it.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

THE man who does not find fault
with the weather has very strong
symptoms of believing that an over
ruling Providence controls things IN
the best interests of the whole W rid.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

CRIMsoNBEAK lat dinner)-"Niy dear, il is
all very well for you TO have fondness for
feathers, but / wish You had not carried
your fondness so far as 10 put them in the
chicken sonp. n-Yonkers Statesman.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

JACK BoRRowIT az woke last night and
found burglar in my room" George Gen
erous--Welll '.Welli Did you succeed in Dor
rowing anything from him!'-N. Y. Weekly.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

Plant a good man anywhere in
this world. and the devil vii imme-
diately begin walking up and dow in
that neighborhood.- Hor1
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

SIZE ''Oh, graciousi MY Trilby is
Svengalied." He-''Whatr Shelby foot
is fast asleep. n-Philadelphi Record.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

"In view of the extraordinary high price
of coal oil, Laura" said George, ''don't You
think ia better-aw-turn the gas little
Chicago Tribune.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

Doy'T so into ecstasies, my son, over a
young woman who has a secret charm
about her." She won't keep IL any more
than any other secret.-Boston Transcript.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

"WHES are you coming out with me, Mum
nyf' Not this morning, darling. I've too
much TO dor ''Oh, but you must. Mummy.
I've already put it in my new diary that
YOU did ~
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

SNoGGs-s'Was it not disgraceful the way
Smiggs snored in church to-dayP Stuggs
Il should think it was. Why, he woke us
all -
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

THIS would be much better world IL
more people would take their own advice
Dallas News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

MAN must be disappointed with the lesser
things OF life before he can comprehend the
full value of the grester.-Bulwer.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

/ QUIT the country unwillingly because l
must part from myself.-Joubert.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

A HOBBY sometimes runs away with its
rider, bat unfortunately il can't throw him
aud kill him.-G slveston News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

If some people went as far TO meet their
bills as they do to meet trouble there would
not be so much debt in the world.-Atchison
Elohe
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

HkLF-cURED eruptions will return. Eradi-
cate them with Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, 50 cents.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

THE biggest hero is the one who is scared
the most and runs the least.-Ram's Horn.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

EVERY other sin hath some pleasure an
nexed To it. or viii admit of some excuse,
but envy wants both.-Burton.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

FoR whooping Cough, Piso's Cure is q
successful remedy.-M. L. DIsTER, 81 Throop
| Ave- Rrooklvn. N. y. Nov. II. y.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

FAIR SAILING through life for the person
who keeps in health With torpid liver
and the IN; pure blood that follows it, you
are an essv prey to all sorts OF ailments.
That "used-uP 4" feeling is the first warning
that your liver isn't doing its work.
That is the time to take DIR. Pierce's Cold
en- Medical Discovery. AS an sppetizing,
restorative tonic, to repel disease and build
up the needed flesh and strength, there's
nothing to equal it 1t rouses every organ
into heaithful action, purihes and enriches
the blood, braces up the whole system, and
restores health and vigor.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15
MRS. BRADSHAW'S DIVORCE.

l.. G AR T AW A Y
stood up as young
Mrs Bra d 5 h a "
rose from her seat
at the dinner IA BILE
1t had been rather
a quiet dinner. and
he had to do nearly
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is a Constitutional Cure. Price 75c.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

To MAKE knowledge valuable, you must
have the cheerfulness Of wisdom. Goodness
smiles 10 the last-Emerson.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-08-15

LOOK out for Number 2-your wife.-Irri.
CATION.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1895-12-26
MAY BE REVOKED.
Charter of the Nicaraguan Canal Re
ported in Danger.

Charter of the Nicaraguan Canal Re-
ported in Danger.
CHICAGO, Dec. PA special from
Washington says:
A South American diplomat now in
Washington has received a personal let
ter from a member of the Nicaraguan
cabinet stating there is danger that the
charter of the Nicaragua canal will be
revoked by Nicaragua. A representa-
tive of London syndicate is now in
Managua IN conference with the officers
of the government and he has the recent
adverse report by the American commits
sion as an argument in favor of a conces-
sion to a British company. He has
promised that if the existing charter is
revoked British syndicate will take up
the work and push it through without
depending upon the state support.
The Nicaraguan government the min
lister states, is provoked at the delay In
the work of the American company and
at the recent repor of the commission
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1895-12-26
Repudiates an Interview in
the London Times.
yENEzUELANs ARE STILL EXCITED
The Questions Asked by the New York
WOrId-Russlan Newspapers
Show Satisfaction at the
Turn of Affairs.

CARACAS, Dec. 25.-President Crespo
repudiates the interview in the London
Times in which he is made to say that
the Uruan incident is distinct from the
boundary question. The editor of Pre-
jonero, Leon Poute, has been put in
prison for having produced the interview
here. The government will refuse to
pay England indemnity for the Uruan
affair, claiming that the sovereignty
of the territory is involved in the incl
dent.
The government has declined any ex-
tension of time for the settlement of the
Anglo Venezuelan bank concession.
Tbs militia have been called on for
service by an executive decree. This
enrolls every male citizen.
Christmas is seeing tine grandest
public manifestation in the history of
the country for the purpose of express
ing the gratitude of Venezuela to the
United States. The city of Caracas is
decorated with American and Venezue-
Ian colors. Thousands of people paraded
through the streets. The clergy, men
and women and ,children participated,
and during the processing the church
bells were rung. At night there will be
general Examinations. The American
residents will meet to arrange for ex-
pressions of Acknowledgement and to re-
turn Venezuelan courtesies.
The society for the Defense of the Ma
tion's Territory has appealed to the
world in manifesto against English in
justice.
An important cabinet meeting has
just been held.
The government has cabled to the
South American republics, asking them
to sustain Venezuela against England.
The merchants have decided to boycott
English goods.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1895-12-26
RUSSIAN COMMENT.


ImpOssibility of an AngIo-saxon Union
Gives Satisfaction.
New YORK. Dec. 25.-A special to the
Herald, from St. Petersburg, says:
The Herald says in reference to the
Anglo-American dispute that the pro-
test of the bankers is of Importance,
more SO than the political applauding OF
the governors.
The Noyosti strikes new note:
Russian sentiment in the Anglo
American dispute,' it declares, els one
of satisfaction over this proof of the i'm
possibility of an Anglo-Saxon union,
Such union," adds the paper, ''would
be a threat to the independence of other
nations.
Referring to the message the Novosti
says that in reality the Washington cab
met is striving for the complete exclu.
sion of the European powers from the
American continent.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1895-12-26
GOOD FOR EVERYBODY

Almost everybody takes some laxative
medicine to cleanse the system and keep the
blood pure. Those who take SIMMONS
LIVER REGULATORS liquid or powder
get all the benefits of mild and pleasant
laxative and tonic that purifes the blood
and strengthens the whole system. And
more than this: SIMMONS LIVER REGU-
LATOR regulates the Liver. keeps it active
and healthy, and when the Liver is in
good condition you find yourself free from
Malaria, Biliousness, Indigestion, Sick
Headache and Constipation, and rid of
that worn out and debiIitated feeling.
These are all caused by sluggish Liver.
Good digestion and freedom from stomach
troubles will only be had when the liver
is properly at work. If troubled with any
of these complaints, try SIMMONS. LIVER
REGULATOR. The King of Liver Medi-
cines, and Better than Pills.
~EVERY PACKAGES
Has the z Stamp in red on wrapper.
J.H. Zeilin & Co, PhiIa., Pa
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1895-12-26
SENATOR'S REPLY.

Questions Asked by the New York
World Answered.
New YoRM, Dec. 25.-A special to the
World from Washington Gays:
To Senator Gray, of Delaware, who is
the most devoted friend and champion
of the president in the senate, the World
submitted in writing several questions,
among them the following:
"Did the senate indorse the presidents
statement as to the Monroe doctrine,
and accept his conclusions when it
granted his request for commission p"
Senator Gray replied:
ST cannot answer except by saying
that presume it intended to-
''Do you think that England is bound
to accept a boundary in South America
which we dictate?"
"As understand the position of this
government in regard to the appoint
ment of a commission, it is that the
facts may be ascertained for the infor-
nation of the government, by which I
mean the executive and congress, in re-
gard to the dispute between Venezuela
and British Guiana. This information
as L understand it, is for the informa-
ton of the government, and the Ameri-
can people, and it could not have peen
expected that its conclusions were bind
ing on either of the disputants."
On the republican side Senator Teller
replied:
''If you mean does the senate indorse
the presidents enunciatIon of the Mon.
roe doctrine. can say that in passing
the commission bill we sought only tc
give him power to ascertain the facts
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1895-12-26

with regard to the boundary line be-
tween British Guiana and Venezuela.
"It Is not the purpose Of this country
to dictate boundary line to Great Brit
ain. After the proposed commission
has. found the facts in the case we shalI
hope that Great Britain will conclude to
submit the case for arbitration if the
facts show that she is pushing her from
tier unfairly. If she does not, and the
findings show she is violating the Mon
roe doctrine, we shall maintain that
doctrine.
"Of course, we have never claimed to
be disinterested arbitrator or judge"
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1895-12-26
Doing Good, Hard work.

WASHINGTON, Dec. 25.-The ways and
means committee was in session today,
all members in town being present.
Chairman Dingley laid before the COM
mittee two bills prepared by the major
ity, one relating to a bond issue, the
other to increases in the tariff schedules.
and explained the effect of the changes
proposed and their purpose. The meas
ures are as outlined IN the Associated
Press dispatches from Washington dur
the past few days.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1895-12-26

Geo. w. Jenkins, editor OF the Santa
Mal;a "Times," CAL, in speaking of the
various ailments of children said !:
"When my children have Group there is
only one patent medicine ever use, and
that is Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.
It possesses some medical properties
that relieve the little sufferers immedi-
ately. 1t is, in my opinion, the best
cough medicine in the market" If this
remedy is freely given as soon as the
Group cough appears it will prevent the
attack. 1t is also an ideal remedy for
whooping cough. There is no danger in
giving it to children, as it contains moth
Jug Injurious. For eale by Biakeley &
Houghton, Druggist.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1895-12-26
The Cuban Revolt.

New YORK, Dec. % -Senor Estrada
Palma was at the Cuban junta head
quarters last night for the first time
since his trip to Washington, where he
opened the headquarters of the new
legation for Cuba. In discussing the in
surgent cause. he said:
''We have forced Spain to send over
100000 troops and increase her navy as
well as her debt, and vet our columns
are steadily advancing. Spain is trying
to negotiate another war loan of 150, 600
600 pesetas, and all to crush what she
asks the world to believe is handful of
bandits. Spain has sent to Cuba since
February "a nearly as many troops as
England did in the entire revolution of
the American colonies.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1895-12-26

"Castoria is 80 well adapted to children tha
I recommend it as superior to any prescription
Known to me.n n. A. ARCHER, NJ. D.,
III South Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. z.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1895-12-26
"w1LL1E BOY" TALKS.
The German Emperor's Personal Views
Are Aired.

Are Aired.
New York, Dec. Pa special from
BeHn says:
Emperor William has expressed the
opinion that the Anglo-American con-
fiict will end in an understanding be-
tween the two powers. The czar will do
nothing to encourage President Cleve-
land in his present policy, as the United
States would then become too trouble
some in the far East.
A st. Petersburg dispatch, however.
says the foreign Office expects that Eng
land will sustain serious moral defeat
if President Cleveland should persist in
his present policy.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1895-12-26
Bueklen.s Ar1nca sa1re.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns. and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required
It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac-
ton. or money refunded. Price 25 cents
per hox. For sale by Blakeley and
Houghton, druggists.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1895-12-26
a Fire Ftend.

PHILADELPHIA, Dec. 25. = The brick
stable at the handsome country residence
of John L. Walsh, president of the
Union Traction Company, in German
town, was burned this morning. 1t is
believed to be the work of an incendiary.
The loss is $40, 900.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1895-12-26

On Saturday, Dec. 2lst, Mrs. M. M.
Henry will open, at Mrs. Phillips, on
Washington street, stock of ladies'
cloake, jackets, capes and suit patterns.
These goods will be sold at prices that
will enable all to purchase stylish
English walking coats, fur trimmed and
silk lined. If you wish to make an ac-
ceptable and sensible Christmas pres
emf, call and examine these goods.
School coats, with storm collars, at hall
price. This opportunity is for q short
time only, and you are cordially invited
to come and see for yourselves. I9-1w
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1895-12-26
strathnevis Is Safe.

PORT TOWNSEND, Dec. 25.-The dis
abled Oriental steamship Strathnevis ar
rived in port late tonight, in tow. of the
collier Mineola, which found her
anchored near Destruction island, below
Cape Flattery. The Australian steamer
Miowera had taken the Strathneyis in
tow and held her for five days, when,
owing to severe storms, che was forced
to cast off and abandon her. The recent
western storms and heavy seas drove the
steamer toward shore, and she barely
saved herself from going ashore on the
Washington coast by dropping anchor.
She came into port uniniured.