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The St. Johns herald., 1895-06-27
THE USE OF PAPER morsr
Common to Nearly All Cisilized Countrle
 -Isspes in vari ,cs Nations.

-lShueS III taTipt-4 H&tfOuas
 Almost. if net quite. all civilized countries use paper money to facilitate payments within their own jur:sdic- tions, says the St. Louis Globe-Deao crat. The United States uses paper money to g greater extent than any other country, and ill notes of smaller denomination than any other country of equal importance. All Of our pape, bills except the gold certificates are iu the denominations of sl, e2. s, $lo. s9o. $50. s1oo. $500 and s1 ,ooo; our gold cer. ti6cates do not appear in denonins. tions less than s9o. The Dominion oi Canada issues sl and 8 notes, anc various banks issue notes varying from s to S1.o00. Mexico issues paper money of 10 pesos and upward and the South American states issue paper ot similar denominations. The Bank oi England iEsues all English notes in de nominations of es, s1o. f2o, s5o, Elo0 of Scotland and Ireland issue notes oi s1 and upward. The Bank of France issues notes for 60 francs, 100, 900, 5N and 1000 francs. The Bank of Belgium issues notes of 8 francs and upward. Italian banks issue notes of lire an9 upward to 1000 lire. The Bank oi Germany pGtS out notes for 5 marks and upward to 1000 marks. Austria issues notes of guld.. and upward. Russia is the only European country which issues government notes, its paper money being of the denomina- tion of 1 ruble and upward. Sweden. Norway and Denmark issue by their banks notes for 5 krone, 10, g, 50 and 100 krone. India does not issue paper money, nor does China now. Japan provides paper money of yen, 9, 5, 10, 20 and 100 yens, and the other countries, as rule, issue paper money, the low. est denomination of which is usually ten times the value of the coined unit of ralIla
The St. Johns herald., 1895-06-27
Human Passport,

The lines on no two human hands are exactly alike. This fact is utilized in China in an interesting way. When . traveller desires c passport tho palm Ot his hand is covered with fine oil paint, and an impression is taken on thin, damp paper. This paper, ef3ciSl iy sigzed, is his passport
New-York tribune., 1895-08-17
BOOKS OF THE WEEK.

IiAJJI BABA OF ISPAHAN. BY James Morier In two
volumes Chicago: Stone kimbail)
iNEZ A Tale the Alamo. BY Augusta j. Evans
lonno &c w Dillingham; & Coz
MACARIA BY Augusta j. Evans limo &C. W. d.
lingham 4 Coz
STORM KING. BY NJ l.. Hillhouse l2mo &C. w Dill
iinghsm e. Coz
TALES FROM SCOTT. BY Sir Edward sullivan. Bart
Introduction by Edward Dowden Roberts Bros)
WHEN LOVE is DONE. BY Ethel Davis l2mo. tEs-
Lauriat)
MlsKEL BY l.. NJ Phillips NJ. D. l8mo. Franklin
Ohio: The Editor Publishing Coz
berger i2mo dayton. Ohio: Press Of the Orone-
veg Printing Coz
THE SILVER ISSUE. BY c. F. Mead i2mo. ,E A.
Weeks Coz
DoTY DONTCARE. By Mary F Foster. 1smo Estes
e. Lauriat)
BUNCH-GRAss STORIES. By Mrs Lndon W Bates.
i2mo u. B. Lppncott.)
NYsTERIA History Of the Doctrines and Mystic
Rites Of Ancient Religions. BY DIR. Otto Henne Am
Rhyn. PIP 240 u. Fitzgerald Coz
THE RELIGIONS OF INDIA BY Edward w Hopkins
PIP 614. (Gnn Coz
DRUMSTICKS. BY Johanna Stats lsmo. The Trans
atlantic Public Col
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DED ID" LINE OF STEAMSHIPS,
Ceaal Notices.


NETWORK SUPREME COURT. COUNTY
~ OF NEW-YORK.-Trial desired Sew-ioiS
County.-Reinhold Kuehn against Miriam Fisher SUM
mons. with notice
To the above named defendant
You hereby summoned the comp'ao z, m
this action, copy answer on mo
Plaintiffs Attorney within twenty days after the SER
exclusive of the day Of service
and OF failure appear. answer. )aos'
will be taken asains, you by default for the ~
lief demanded In the complaint.
Dated June l3. 1898.
l.. 5. GOEBE,. Plaintiffs Attorney
Onioe and Postofice address. Ai Park Row
New-York cry.
To the defendant. Miriam Fisher: 49,.
The foregoing summons Is served you by puoses.
ton pursuant order of Hon Edward Patterson on:
OF the Justices OF the supreme Court OF the STATE
NewYork. dated the Goth day OF June 1889 and niei
with complaint IN this action In the Office o, ~.ns
Clerk city and County ~ New York. bis once
In the County Court House in the City OF NewforH %
the Goth day Of June. is95
Dated n. Y. July lst 1925
LEWIS :. GoEBEL Plaintiffs Attorney
IL Park Row. y. Y. CITY
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6otels
TWE lNN@WNMo

5cD-ST AND 5TTI-AvE.
The ideal family OF the city Quiet corior,snos
exclusive Spacious sunny. and elegantly fnrnsss
Of rooms. by the month year az i.s
sonabls rates Opens sept 18th. Cuisine ana
service OF the highest order.
DvERTISEMENTS AND SUBSCRIPTION ISH
"A 1HE NEW-YoRK TRIBUNE WILL BE H. NJ
CEfVED AT THE UPTOWN OFFICE. No f21 Ivesp yryse
way. "a door OF Thiry-nrptst. and Al" En-
TISEMENTs at the following Branch onices; %
Eishtha e. Twenty-thirdst; -: sxtha.s;
ls1 rourthave. cor Fourteenth-st $50 Third ave; .
Third-aye. forty-seventh-st 1o2J Thirda'e "es
Sixty 70s First-ave l0a West Forty second
ls2 Columbusave.; SO Avenue Al is2S Third.ave, -.
West Forty second-st 1919 Second 5St Third ave-
iass Thdave 20S Third-ave between one hundrsaas, ed
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Broadway. -.
Al the HARLEM OFFICES $50 East One hundred, ,and-
twenty hfh-s 2<8 West Onshundred Ind twenty uttn.
st. se0 West One forty -nlhst. W -
p. M. At regular once Tatss --------- .
New-York tribune., 1895-08-17
CLYDE LINE.

CLYDE LINE.
IA CHARLESTON. 5. c.. the South ana southwest
JACKSONVILLE and all FLORIDA Points =,
From pier % r, r. foot OF Roosevelt ST., r NJ
ALGONQUIN Jacksonville direct Luesday Als -
YEMAssEE. Charleston ony Tidyy ts AZ
Steamers have nrst-cass passenger accommooa,l IONS
VIM. P. CLYDE CO, General Asen"v
Fla Cent. Penn. Fast F. p Line wa Sssessonvm<
T G. Eyer. Gcnl Agt. 3sl Bway ~ l.
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5tbool 1srntles.

A MERICAN AND FOREIGN TEACHERS AGENCY
"a supplies Professors Teachers. Tutors. GovcrnesseA
&C.. To Colleges Schools and Families Apply to
Mrs. u J. YOUNG-FULTOS. q Union Square
EIsK TEACHERS AGENCIES New-York, Boston.
Chicago Los Angeles &c II f. Crocker. w. D. Kerr.
AvA fessors tutors teachers In all depts
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Qearhers.


A EVERETT STONE Yale). 5G1 Fifth Ave.-Tutorng
"A. and private preparation for college. Recommended
By Rev. Or. Greer "a conscientious and compeen,
educator"
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election Noiite.

State OF New-York.
once OF the Secretary or State'
Albany July 30. 1895.
New-York tribune., 1895-08-17

Of
THE STEVENS INSTITUTE
OF TECHNOLOGY.
RIVER STREET.
between 5th and 9th Streets. HOBOKEN. n. j..
REOPENS SEPT le. 1895.
Examinations for admission the 10th and l1th o
September.
Full Of studies preparatory to colleges anC
Schools Of Science, Law and Medicine.
The rate Of uton for all classes Is Sloo per year Oh
$50 per term.
These include I'll the studies.
For catalogue apply to the Principal OF stevens Institute
New-York tribune., 1895-08-17
WHITE STAR LINE.

~ , c.. "a
Majestic Aug 81 MaJsst,c s.s. Sept Is !, ID
Teutonc :. Sept I. a. m. Teutone Oct. > n.
Britannia Sept H. 10 a. m Britannia Oct q a m q.
So CCTTON CARRIED BY PASSENGER STEAMERS
' pier 45 North River. Office 20 Broadway " y
~ II. MAITLAND kERSEY. Agert
New-York tribune., 1895-08-17
faw Schools.

NcW YORK LAW SCHOOL 100 Broadway ~ T. City
.. EveninE Dept. Cooper Union DWIGHT METHOD
Annual fee. 500. ADDRESS ' ''1''''
/ University LAW SCHOOL-sixty-n FIRST year begins
~ Oct 1895: confers LII b. also for graduate
AUSTIN ABBOTT Dean and Senior Professor
Address for catalogue REGISTRAR University Wash
Sngton SQuar, East. ''
PROFESSOR I. r. RUSSELL.
40 Broadway. N. Y. City.
New-York tribune., 1895-08-17
GUNNER Rescrts.
autumm Resorts.
wn[Ra0MOA m@T SPRINGS.

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DELIGHTFUL
FALL RESORT
Hotel open all the year.
.oo Fec, Elevation in the Great Warm Springs Valley
On m. CHESAPEAKE & OHIO RAILWAY about mid
vav between Washington and Cincinnati The s'ea'e''
bathing establishment America The fall climate OF 'he
great Virginia m m,untans is nowhere eaualied ho'e"'
and cottages under management OF Fred serry' Ao
dress Hot Springs. Beth County. Virginia Apply az
G. g. O. of,ces $40 and 1923 Broadway and all renha
r. r. Offices
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-01-03

a well-cared-for society swell than the
solid statesman that he is. Ills hair,
mustache and goatee are rapidly be-
coming whitened and glistening under
the artistic, inimitable and sllillful
touch of the brush of time.
Col. Dave Henderson, of Iowa, the
leading member of the committee on
appropriations, one year ago wore a
very dark brown mustaehe which
curled down beautifully over his shape
" and eloquent mouth, but to-day it is
almost as white as the driven snow.
During the civil war Col. Henderson
lost leg in battle. and within the past
year il has been necessary for surgeons
TO make five operations upon the old
wound in order to preserve his life
His sufferisgs have been SO intense that
his hair as well as his mustache has
been whitened and silvered with re-
markable rapidity.
Mr. Catchings, of Mississippi, has the
most beautiful beard to be seen in the
house Of representatives. II is not ex-
actlv the color that Titan loved to
paint. but is Of such very light brown
shade that it approximates the fiery.
It Is long. extending nearly to the
waistband, and is as fine as the finest
silk ever made by the finest sillxworm
even when engaged in spinning for the
looms of the Olympian myths.
Elijah A. Morse. Of Massachusetts,. al
though his dome Of thought IS scantily
covered. is blest with the most luxu-
rant, flowing, black side whiskers in
sbe house. His mustache is like unto
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strol5ed Rims fur. Il knew there be
q frost. and SO | thou ht I'd ru' over
and cover up your squashes, cause
don't like To see things spoil. My
meal ba--s ii dat hold out, 50 thought
Ia com, N and get some of your quilts
IA the co.uer and found Abimelech.
Ha.ent seen him Tor fortnight.
How cams, he here, Sophrony?'
Miss Sop.ironia's stake had fallen
from her Land. and the old voice lost
something of its sharpness as she
answered:
Il found him down by the garden
wal. VITA stone rolled INTO his leg,
that he'll him. Ills leg was broken. /
dou Ike cats, you know, but 1 don't
ike e. seq them suffer; SO did it up
FOR h m. and took care of it | Kept
him in the house till went away, and
then put him in here, SOS To have it
get strong before ne used it much.
Its most well now. / guess. My
brother was a little more comfort
able. 50 came home to look after
the sQuashes. and see if Abimelech had
eaten his milk and meat that / set out
for him. I'm obliged toyou for think
Ing o the squashes, Abigail. / should
have hated TO lose 'em."
Neither spoke for some time, but
somehow. in the silence. two withered
old hands found their way TO each
other. and the two women knew that
each hal done her kindly act for the
others sake.
At last Miss Abigail said: It'll take
You an hour to get your kitchen warm,
and you're a-shiverin' here now. Come
over and stay with me tonight I've
got roaring fire. And we'll make
squash pies tomorrow. I've been
a-longiug .or some o your filling all
day"
30 together, in the moonlight, they
went over. arm in arm.-Martha II.
Pil.sbury. in Youths Companion.
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-o.roIene as a Trade-nIar.s.

An important and interesting trademark
suit, which has been before the courts for
some time, has recently reached decision
in the United States Circuit Court for the
Southern District of New York. The suit
was for an injunction against the infringe
ment of compliments (The \. Fairbank
Company, ChicagO) trademark "Cottolene"
by the use of the word ''CottoleO." The
validity of COttoleae as a trademark was
made permanent by an injunction, the case
being summarized by the court as follows:
sit seems to be the law that when manu-
facturers have educated the public To ask
for certain arti lie Dy its trademark name,
they have acquired the right 10 insist that
products manufactured by others shall not
be given to Il public under that name. II
is Just that IL should be so for the Deneht
derived from such name can only be OBJ
tanned by faithful service in furnishing
articles of recognized value. Moreover. If
the trademark name might be adopted by
others, inferior articles might then DC pro-
duced and Sold under it; and thereby the
value to man lfactarers Of the reputation of
the name used BY them as a trademark
would DC Destroyed
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nay 8ABYs HAND.


Twas a way 81 the baby 10 st-nd by me often
And pass her soft hand 60 and fro o.e- my
brow.
She sou-ht b. sweet wiles al my hardship %
soften
on Godl would might for momsat feel
uUW
The dear little hand. the hand that so often
Wandered 80 soothiagly over ms brow
When money was seaaty. and troubles were
many
And friends we're not mine. IN love and in
truth
Ieould sing all the dag. though I had not
penny.
ObIvtous OF an b1t n n and % ms Ruth
The soft little tEII tast lT4s kinder thai any.
Holding al o. as lie q N4s love AM WAS
truth
A sit an alone OF IRE m that my sh1alte-
+ touche bv the rosF fee salisle fe- age.
Aad ms moth r-he ri grows ever o0l1er aa1
colder
AsIth.nx in the airht how I n's,eI al the
day
The kind iittie hand in SOFT touch on my
shoulder.
The dear little hanI that is vanished ao- aye
Were the po,,essor Of earth 5 greatest treas
urr-
Had a queens golden es5wa and ruled all the
land
Had heavens starry sens: ia give an with
out measure
For oue--iast oae- touch Of ,A ielr little
hand
81 sof.ly eare,sins how it ta-il.el me with
pleasure
Tue ha,i Of ms darIlns-ny dear baby-s
hand
- r Doraa- in Chicago Record
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She told herself. over and over again,
on her way. that il was not because
she felt one whit more friegSy to
Miss SophrOnia, but just becatse she
hated to see things spoil" She mem
tally resolved 10 get up very early in
the morning and uncover the squashes,
before anyone saw them
The little red house looked lonely
with the moonlight falling up j il.
The garden gate broke the silence with
a loud click as she opened il. and she
started. half--uiltily. Feeling her
way among TIE luxuriant vines, she
found the squashes-fat fellows they
were
Miss Abigails bags did not suffice.
Alter her coverings were all used,
four fine squashes remained unpro-
tected. She bethoupht her OF pile of
ragged old quilts, hich Miss So
phrCnia had always kept in a corner of
the shed for just such purposes. They
would save her tired feet the walk to
her house and back.
The she was closed by a stake set
against the door. She forced the stake
away and entered. a stream of moon
light went in before her. aud showed
her the pile Of coverings in their ac-
cu,tomed corner, at the farther nd OF
the shea.
Stumbling over the wood Miss abb
gail reached them, and was about to
Pull down the uppermost covering
when, from somewhere in its depths,
she heard a faint new.
ssNNNrr- a. 1s1rn Af.sr..nTaaf ., 80
she said TO herself "Bim, Bimr'
Sure enough, From a snug little
hollow in the quilts, Abimelech, her
favorite eat. whom she had not seen
for two whole weeks. crawled sleepily
ont. flash of Indignation shot into
Miss AbigasIs heart. IL looked as if
Miss Sophronia had been keeping him
prisoner cut of spite 20 his mistress.
She lifted the pretty creature in her
arms. and a she did 50. she saw that
one OF his legs was very skillfuily
bound TO a splint, and carefully band
aged. The pressure iof her hand upon
il brought forth fierce growl from
Abimelech. in the midst of his purring.
Just then a shadow fell across the
moonlight. there was an exclamation
Of surprise. and Miss SophrOnia. with
the door stake in her hand, peered
cautiously in.
Who's there?" she cried. in a voice
which was meant to sound very brave,
but which had tremble in it, never
sbeless. who's thievin' on my prem
ises?'
faint no thieves. It's just me
Abigail Hooper"
Abigail. Well, what are you here
for? What are You doing here in my
shed?' Miss Sophronia stood grimly
erect and stern.
''WeIl. Sophrony," Miss Abigail's
voice was softer than usual. as she
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-01-03
A CURE FOR BOREs.
Il Was Very simp.e. But Always Did the
RusIness.

business
OF the HuT Earian statesman. Fran
els Deall. it l., related that he used to
rid himself of troublesome visitors by
telling them the following story:
Once. when in Paris. Napoleon l.
paid visit to a hospital for old sol
diers- Here he perceived among the
rest man who had lost one of his
arms. and he entered into conversation
with him.
Where did you lose your armP'
asked the emperor.
AT Waterloo. your majesty
Then, no doubt, You curse the
emperor and your country every time
YOU look at your mutilated limb?'
NO. indeed protested the veteran,
for tine emperor and my native land
would readily sacrifice my other arm,
if needs be
IL can hardly believe that the
emperor quietly remarked, and passed
on.
But the soldier, anxious 20 prove
that ne was in earnest, Immediately
drew a saber from its sheath and
Topped off his other arm"
here Deak would pause and fix a
penetrating look on hrs visitor.
Well. what have you to say of such
a man and such an action?'
"A most sublime act of self-sacrificel
4 truly noble character This was the
style Of reply invariably given.
But the story has one faw," ne
would gravely aud.
What is that, pray?'
1t is simply impraeticable. How
could a one-armed man contrive -
cut off his only remaining arr -
Aftonbladet.
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FODDER TABLE.

aud one-half feet long and well braced
after the plan shown in the cut.
Across one end and beneath the boards
is placed the three-inch roller +. Near
the middle of the roller two small
holes are bored one-half inch apart.
Short, strong pegs are driven into
these between which is placed one end
of rope half an inch thick and ten
feet in length. The other end is fas-
tened to the strong CROSSE piece ID. A
medium-seized shock is easily tipped
over upon the table putting it in con-
veuient position for husl1ing. When
enough fodder is obtained for bundle
the Irvine in the can a, is drawn
through the groove in the strip and
caught in the notch at one, two or
three according to the size of the
bundle. The rope, which hangs
across the roller when not in Use, is
put over the bunch of fodder, then
back under the crosspieces d ana b,
and the knot is caught between the
pegs on the roller Then by turning
the roller by means of the crank at one
end. the bunch is compressed and the
Irvine brought over the top and tied.
Loosen the rope and the bundle is
ready to go to the stack, NOW or cut
ting box.-American Agriculturist.
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lie Cancht on at Last.

But You eastern people are so con
ventionaI." said the western beauty to
a Boston young man who was regard
ing her with half fearful admiration.
Your language Is 50 unpicturesque.
Now. I think our slang is delightful;
il i most suggestive. don't you know.
You can express ever 50 much .aOre
than vo-4 would dare to say in ordinary
par!ance, she continued. coquettishly.
'Oh. DO talk slang TO me, then,
begged the youth. fatuou>ly. 'Oh,
come of the freight" she responded
at once. with a charming smile.
What he answered. quite Devil.
dered. Get on the passenger, do,
she continued. laughiugly Il haven't
an idea of what you mean" he eX'
ella med. despairingly. ''Nhy. | only
wanted II say that You were toe
slow, she exclaimed. wickefiy.
"LooS out for yourself" he cried. a:
last. catching on I'm on the ex.
press. Rochester Herald.
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CUPID IN THE CHOIR.
A Church Tenor Observes Music aud Mat
rimony Are Related.

A Church Tenor Observes Music and Mat
rimony Are Related.
A man who sings tenor in a church
on Michigan avenue said the other day
he knew of at least a half dozen seri-
ous affairs OF the heart in progress in
as many choirs on the South Side.
Il believe" he added, that if sta
tistics werc obtainable on the subject
il would be found that of single people
who join church choirs larger pro-
portion get married within year than
among an equal number of young peo-
pie that might be selected anywhere
Else. A possible exception might be
made of the eperatic stage. Singing,
even if it is about things celestial, sets
the deepest of all earthly emotions
going and the hearts chord with each
other just as voices do.
IF the singer doesn't discover an
affinity in a fellow-singer it is pretty
apt To be found in the congregation.
If a woman has a sweet voice, a face to
match, and figure to 60 with the
other two attractions she has the best
possible opportunity of displaying
them. The same principle applies to
handsome man.
Sometimes there are sharp rivalries,
Of course, which result in musical duels
between, say, the tenor and the basso,
both of whom are smitten by the
charms of some lady member Of the
choir. l don't know, however, that
there has ever in real life come a
tragedy out of such a set of conditions
as we are told happened in the case of
lovely Anna, the soprano who all
the singers hearts inspired The
tenor. you know, went SO high that he
blew the top of his head or and the
basso sang so low he split the soles of
both his feet. Anna mourned a while
TOR both these fellows,
Then she wed the
Man who fed the
VIVID into the
Organ bellows"
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PITH AND POINT.


-Smiley-'Now, remember, / don't
want 4 very large picture" Photogra-
pher-''A All right, sir. Please close your
mouth"
And this lovely piece of china.
was it spoiled by fringe" "Well, not
exactly; it was by not firing the cook"
-Inter-Oeean.
Father-"So You failed with every
one of the examiners?" Studeut-'Just
so. | succuinbed to the Minority
Fliegende Batter.
Does he know anything about
art?" Not a thing. Why, he doesn't
even know enough about it to lecture
on Washington Star.
"A certain sage said he never knew
a rogue who was not unhappy. of
course not; ii is the rogues who are not
known who are the happy ones.-Tit-
Bits.
-She-''I took you for an actor the
first time I saw you." Henry de C1urey
Footelights-"Andw where was that?"
Il saw you walking down Broadway
with yourself. Life.
-"rhere is trouble in store for Long
NCAA- AlbhbAG AZ HNbAGs CSs VI
in several of them. His wife gave him
a sample of dress goods to match to-
day."-Buffalo Courier.
Mrs. Quiggs-''Your husband re-
minds me of somebody" Mrs. Neigh
bors-'IIe reminds me of his mother
every time the cooking doesn't suit
him. philadelphia Record.
-"Bilken modestly declares he owes
the immense fortune he has aecumu-
lated all to others. "Yes, the money
was made chiefly by Bilken's failures
in business. buffalo Courier.
The Daughter-"Can't you Jet me
have that one hundred dollars, father?
once heard you say that you would
give your last cent to your children"
The Father-"Yes, but ] haven't got
to my last cent yet. "-Munsey's Maya
zine.
-Widow-''Well. Mr.. Brief. have you
read the will?" Brief-"Yes, but /
can't make anything ont of it," Heirs
Let us have it patented. A will that
a lawyer can't make anything out of is
A blessing. "-Milwaukee Sentinel.
Sympathetic Friend-"I am sorry
to hear that your marriage with the
rich American heiress is an unhappy
one. Is it on account of her DISPOSE
tion?" Impecunious Foreign Prince
"Yes; her disposition to handle all her
money herself.
DR.. Probe-"What you want is a
trip to Europe, but get up on deck
when you go over. Don't stay down in
the cabin and play poker all the time. "
Chipperly-"That's all right in theory,
doc, but if | don't how am / going to
pay my expenses? Brooklyn Life.
-Observant Citizen-"That seems to
be a very thoughtful man in the fourth
seat front. Judge?" Conductor-"No
Capitalist" Il should have taken him
for a judge or deep student by his
straightforward, impressive look" "0h
he's only playing make-believe that
he's paid his fare, but I'll get him. ~
Cleveland Plain Dealer.