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n surgeon in the operating theater, cut
ting away delicate slices of the meat ana
leaving the bone as clean and white as n
piece of celluloid.
Unless the disgraced member OF the
household contrives to make some'untor-
tunate ''breai" during the meal, the end
of the dinner will find everybody IN
much happier frame of mind than be-
fore. and unless the Squarer happens to
possess musical accomplishments OF some
sort he will take a speedy departure. His
client will probably weep over INN ana
beg him to prolong his visit till the next
day, but he will finally resist his impor-
tunitles and depart after having shaken
hands all round with much cordially ana
lively expressions of gratitude for the hos
nitalty which has been extended to him.
If squaring should ever become one oil
the learned professions and cease to be
the labor of love which it is now, 1t VIII be
found that the hired squarer Will never
acquire one-half the skill, or perform ms
duties with nearly as much success as the
distinguished amateur whom nave IT
my minds eye as l write.
JAMES L. FORD.
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same time offer new ways oil aVo'u'ng
them.
The Saua rer is by no means modern
product. He has existed, in pritn''No
form, il is true, at all times ana III e'elS
cline, but it is doubtful II he ever reacneu
such a high state of development rs III Tue
present period where his services are ="
almost constant demand.
take il for granted that most OF my
readers know what mean when sPean
of n soua rer and, indeed, there are many
hanrv bouscholds in which he is faml-
liar figure. but for the sake OF the Few VINO
have never been brought I'm direct con-
tact with this unique and useful character
Twill state that tho Squaror Is the hlgh-
minded philanthropist whose sole MISSION
in lifo is to succor those unfortunates
who having pledged the wine cup WIN
conyivial spirits until an unearthly hour
in the morning, are afraid to 60 nome
unless accompanied by some diplomatlc
friend who can by sheer force oil tact'
good humor and adroitness, restore thein
partially TO the place which they ought 10
occupy as the heads of their respective
households-in short, TO square then
with their wives.
The difficulties and dangers which beset
the Sauarer in the performance oil MS
self-imposed duties are apparent to every
ono of the slightest experience In llfe anu
its yicissitudes, and the fact that his LABOR
is mover done for hire and is invariably
matter of pure charity, rebounds all the
moro to his credit.
NY own opinion is that coming CEN
tury will see the greater part of the do
nestle ''squaring" entrusted to probes
SIGNALS, but at present 1t is exclusively an
amateur calling, just as baseball was
some years ago. Aud as the amateur
photographers are said to surpass theii
professional brethren in artistic skill, sc
have the amateur squarers raised theit
delicate and humane art to plane SC
high that it will be difficult for any mere
money-getting professional to ever hope
to rival them. They may, however, sur
mass the amateurs in the matter OF me
chanicaI appliances aud devices designe
TO facilitate their work, but OF TINS WI
speak later.
The Sauarcr who follows his calling fc
pure love of il is invariably bachelo
living in rooms which arc in most case
on the ground floor and invariably col
tain as n necessary article OF furniture n
immense horse-hair sofa or lounge, so
enough to induce slumber and long an
broad enough TO accommodate the TALES
and most corpulent inebriate that eve
walked a friend from n sound sleep at hal
past in the morning by throwing sno'
balls against the window and begging
be let in.
The professional Squarer will probab
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THE USEFUL SQUARER
Happy Homes In Which His Figure Is
Familiar.
HIS ARE LABORS Or LOVE
His Sole Mission In Life Is 10 heep
Cornwall Husbands and Fath-
ers square With Their
Families.
,copyucht. 1885, by Bachelor, johnson &
Bacheller).
HIS ARE LABORS OF LOVE

,oopyncht. 1896. by Bachelor, johnson &
Bacheller).
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slecp like a fireman with turnout be-
side his bed and slide down n creased
mole in his anxiety to admit the caller who
requires his services. Perhaps the COM
petition will be so sharp that some other
Sauarers will attempt to wrcst his client
from his grasp, and | am positive that
each client will be provide with n COM
Portable bed and tho very best of attend
ance. Nevertheless, the squaring that
will be accomplished by the fee-seeking
professional, aided though he be by the fin
est machinery and a complete system of
electric signals. will no more compare
in results with the loving work OF the
jealous amateur than that onion-scented
abomination known as fricatelle will
compare with good homemade corned
beef hash.
Nor will the sleep of honest inebriety be
any sweeter or more restful behind pink
silk curtains and beneath an elder down
Quilt than on the old horsehair lounge with
a cushion for pillow and an old ulster
carefully spread and tucked in by the
Squarer, for a covering.
The Squarer is, as / have said before, q
bachelor and he always possesses a wide
circle of friends Of cornwall tendencIe:
who seem to have some mysterious claim
upon his services and are liable to call
upon him at any hour of the day or night
chiefly in the gray hours OF the early
morning. As a general thing Squares
remains single TO the day of his death
partly because marriage would interfere
Seriously with the practice of the profes
sion 10 which he has given his life, ans
nartly because the mere fact of his beinl
activeIy engaged IN squaring serves L
awaken a bitter prejudice against hin
and suspicion Of his motives IN the mind
~ the various wives. aunts, mOJhers-r
law, and other feminine relatives OF ID
men whom he has befrIended. am pot
tive thai If any young woman we're 10 n
ceive marked attentions from notoriou
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The reader of this paper will be pleased TO
learn that there is at least one dread d disease
that Science mas been able TO cure in all It's
stayes andIthdt is catarrh. Halls Catarrh cure
is the only positive cure known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being constitutional dls-
ease requires a constitutional treatment
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acnng
directly on the b God and mucous surfaces OF
the system, thereby destroying the foundation
of The disease, and giving the patient streng n
nv building up the constitution ana assisting
nat re in doing its work. The proprietors nave
SO much faith In is curative powers, that lney
offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that II
fails TO cure Send for list OF testimonials.
Address, L. j. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, u
"a sold by Druggists, 75c.
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TRAINS ARRIVE.
No. : From st. Paul, Chicago, and all
Eastern points arrives Northern
Pacific Local Depot daily at. S4oa' III
Nos, From spokane hacOma,
Seattle Portland, and all CoasS
points, arrives Montana Union De-
pot, daily al. '''''''
TRAINS DEPART
No z For Spokane, Tacoma
Seattle, Portland and all coast anu
California points. leave Montana
Union Depot daily az .............;, o'0O d'in
No & For St Paul, Chicago. ana all
Eastern, Southern and Canadian
points leaves Northern Paclnc 10.
cal Depot daily at ...............' lO'-o III
Pullman Sleeping Cars, between Butte ana
81. Paul. upholstered Tourist Sleepersi elegant
dav coaches and dining car service on all
through trains.
For Information, time cards, maps and tickets
call ON or write w. NJ. TUoHY. Gen Agt, y
East Broadway, Butte, Mont, or
CHARLES s. FEE,
General Passenger Agent
st. Paul. MINI
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fortunate pro-
vision of nature a
balm is supplied
for every wound,
an antidote for
every po;s o n.
and, as the march
of time adds TO
the existing COM
pIicatio S OF
life's new diem
mas, SO does
nature at the
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-03-24

BRoNcHITIs. sudden changes Of the weather
caDse bronchial troubles. ''BrOlCn's Bronchial
TIOcaesp will give effective relief.
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tered a good deal by. POLITICIANS of late,
but on Saturday he Will hold ascofisofta-
ton with three of America's leading
sportsmen, Messrs. "A. G. Mills, a. G.
Spalding and ]. Walter S%palding. Mr.. A.
G.. Mills is more interested in that Sec
ton of the country Than any other man
in America and is President of the fa-
nous Adirondack League Club, and usu-
ally spends from two to three months in
Mr.. A. G.. Mills andsA. a~G0CSpalding nave
been two prominent figures in American
sports for a number of years. A. G. Mills,
besides being President of the Adiron-
dack League Club, was formerly Presi-
dent of the New York Athletic Club,
game, and as a. Grand Army man ranks
very high up, being a member of La
fayette Post and Past Commander. Mr..
Mills received y letter q few days ago
from General Harrison, asking hat he
visit him and talk over affairs of interest.
would not state. but the fact that A. @.
Spalding is going with him looks as If
the General was to become interested in
a sporting. way. OF course il heAwas to
get renominated for the Presidency, and
everything looks that way now, he
portion of the community with him., and
they are very strong. The party left Fri
day evening for Old Forge, where ex-
President Harrison's camp is located.
which is very close to the club OF
the Adirondack League Club. 1t is safe
to assume that when the two A. Gs go
for him they will make him a thorough
sportsman and that he will take interest
in other things besides trout fishing and
moose hunting. 1t is the intention of the
with the ex-President to return to New
York
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CONNECT AND ORION TO MEET.
Special Race Arranged for the N. J
A. C. Labor Day Carnival.

While at Syracuse or Saturday Presi-
dent Sullivan and Chairman Boyd of the
New Jersey A. C. Athletic Committee
arranged two very important events for
the Labor Day carnival of sports. A
special one and a half mile race has been
put on the programme. Tommy Con-
neff, the clever little Irish runner, and
holder of the American record, has
agreed to meet George orion, the inter-
collegiate champion. Andy Walsh, the
Xavier flyer, has also been invited to
compete and will make the twain rum
as fast as they ever did before for this
distance. Besides these three celebrated
flyers, C. H. Bean, the champion dis
lance runner of New England, and five
mile champion of America. has been in
vfted to compete and will no doubt take
race there will be a 100 yards SCRATCH
race to bring out such men as Stage,
Wefers, Lee and possibly, John V. Crum,
of the Chicago A. A., who has been IN
vited to take part in this sprintani If me
does, it will be one of the fastest and
best races ever seen in this section Of
the country.
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BEES IN THE CHAMPAGNE.

A curious Incident occurred at Ascot.
While a large number of luncheon par
ties were enjoying the delights of an
open air repast in the gardens behind
the grand stand.a great swarm of bees
settled down on the guests aroun a
table in a corner. They buzzed and
buzzed everywhere. Ladies' had bees in
their bonnets and gentlemen found their
hats turned into striking likenesses of
Catch some of the
other members Of it tumbled into the
champagne cup In fact, the bees Gre
ated the greatest CONSERVATION among
the ladies and gentlsn1en in that quarter
of the grounds. They were gradually
drawn off from the luncheon, party by
a gentleman to whom occurred the hap
by idea of treating them to a little music
on q metal tray under a tree, After the
continued for two or three moments,
the queen bee settled on the branches
above to listen to 1t, and was at once
followed by all the swarm. It was an
the insects hanging like great lack and
gold clusters on the tree while the tink-
ling continued. 1t ceased with the lunch
con. and the bees did no harm.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1895-07-30
SPRANG UP IN 4 NIGHT
The County Tax Board Dis
covers a New Burrough in
Hudson County-Seeeded
From Kearny.

At the meeting of the County Board
in the Equalization of Taxes yesterday
afternoon Commissioner Allen was the
only absentee. Assessors Dollaro'
Bruce, Matthews and Nolan We're pres
ent in order that all questions regard
ing the apportionment of the State ana
school tax might be answered., but as
only one director to the apportionmene
was made the Assessors had little 10
do. The objection in question was
made by a Mr.. Kenny of Kearny, VINO
styles himself the Mayor of the Bor-
rough of East Newark. Kenny repre-
scented a district of Kearny which re-
Gently took advantage of the Borough
act passed by the last Legislature. IN
der the new law, which is a supplement
to that of 1878, the district in question
seeded from kearny Township, estap-
fishing a Borough of its own, and
known as the Borough of East New
ark. A Mayor, Freebooter, Assessor and
other officials were elected, and now the
residents of that district claim that
they are no longer attacnea TO 1ot pur EN-
REPRESENTING the Borough. He asked
the board to take the real sa ANTS ana persona af ma
borough taken from the ratables of
the Township of Kearny and credited
that he had . eopy e me books of he
questioned closely admitted that the
papers he had were mere copies OF the
assessment books of 1894. The board,
having sat as Commissioners of APP
peal for ten days, examining the, rata
bles of different townships, and not
having received previous notice from the
Borough, passed the following resolu-
tom
whereas, Application is made to his
board for the substitution of the, alb
stract of ratables of he Assessor of the
Borough of East Newark instead of the
abstract of the Assessor of the Township
Of Kearny of property within what is
now the Borough; and
"Whereas, 1t appears by the state
ment of the Borough Assessor, before
this board, that the assessments made
by him We're compiled from the assess
ments of the year 1894 of the Town
ship of Kearny; and
Whereas, The, Borough Assessor does
not appear to have made any assess
ment of the Borough property as of
"Resoived, That this board decline to
take any action in this matter"
The board then adjourned until Mon
day, September 2.
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fellow member simon Kelly, therefore

fellow member. Simon Kelly, therefore
be II
Resolved, That we extend 10 him in
the this sad hour OF his bereavement our
most sincere and affectionate sympathy,
Which together with. the consolation We
can give at this time of sorrow and
affection may cause him to bear up with
manly fortitude and say with the. pre-
phet of old: The Lord gave ana the
Lord hath taken away.
Resolved, That a copy of these resolu-
tons be presented TO Mr.. Kelly and
spread in full upon the minutes of this
Board.
Question being taken on the resolution
on yeas and nays there voted az fol-
lows
Yeas-Freeholderg B~indernagle, ,cronin.
Cullen, Heiney, Kiumpp,. McComb, Eich-
horn. McNally. Ripe, Riordana Heating,
Klein, Groth, Piercy. Kenny, Green and
Director Heller-17.
Absent-Freehoiders Dietz. Kelly and
Macfarlane.
on motion of Freebooter McNally the
Board adjourned.
The Director declared the Board ad3
~journed to regular meeting TO be held
Thursday, August /, 1895; At 2 NJ
Clerk
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BOARD OFF -FREEHoLDERs.
fOficia1 Proceedines.)

"a =
Adjourned meeting of the Board of
Chosen Freeholders of Hudson County,
held in the Court House on Friday,
Present al ~roIl-ca11 - Director Heller
and Freeholders Bindernagel, Cronin,
Cullen, Eichhorn, Groth, Green, Heiney,
Kenny, Keating. Klumpp, Klein, Nc
Naaly, McComb, Percy, Riordan and
neutrality-suspicious. Dietz, Kelly and
Macfarlane-3.
lane We're excused from the meeting.
PETITION AND COMMUNICATIONS.
From Hon. Job H. Lippincott. present
ing resolution adopted by the Good Gov
Public Road mater, was received and on
filed.
From Van Buskirk Post, G.. A. R., in
against. the erection of the monument ia
front of the City Hall, Jersey City. the
same was received and referred to the
Committee on Monument.
From B. P. Walsh, Town Clerk:
To the Honorable the Director and Mem
bers of the Board of Chosen Free
holders of the County of Hudson:
GENTLEMEN-At a regular meeting
of the Common Council of the town of
Harrison, held on July 2, 1895. the fol-
own fes''u''0n was a B. +. WALSH.
Clerk.
w neTeaS, line SOHSOltudteu ZlTdctlOn
Company have petitioned the Board of
F~reeiholders for permission to erect a
cross the D., 7 & w. R. r. tracks
Whereas, The same is necessary. for
the safety of passengers; therefore, be it
Resolved, That t is the earnest desire
of this Common Council that such per-
mission be granted by the said Board of
F~reeholders, as the operation of said
road will be a great public benefit to the
people Of this town and section of the
the Board of Freeholders to grant such
permission.
ton be sent to the Board of Free
holders.
B. p. WALSH,
Town Clerk.
Freebooter Klein moved the commune
cation be received and referred to the
Committee on County Roads.
Adopted.
Inviting the Board to attend their
twelfth annual picnic, to be held at
Pohfmann's Pavilion, July &c, 1895.
Freebooter Mentally moved the invita-
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1895-07-30
SCHOOL INCORPORATED. ''''
The Princeton Preparatory is to be
PCT ON a sound Financial Basis.
Special to the ~Ncll

DBtttUt III
TRENTON, July 80, lS95.-Articles OF I'M
corporation for the Princeton Prepare
tory school have been filed with the Sc
cretary of State, and the schoolowill
henceforth be an incorporated institution
instead of a private school as hereto-
fore. The property of the school has re-
Gently come into the hands of the Prince
ton University alumni and it is pro-
posed to put the institution on aHsound
financial basis.
The first meeting of the schools stock
holders was held yesterday. AT this meet
ing bylaws for the school were adopted,
and the following Board of Directors was
York: ]. Bayard Henrig, of Philadelphia;
G. C. Cuyler, of New York. and Prof. A.
T. West. of Princeton. Prof. John B.
Fine, head master for the past seven
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1895-07-30
THE DEADLOCK BROKEN.
New Brunscvick's Council Organizes
After Three Months Deadlock.
Special to the jersey Gu Nelrs.

Special 10 lHS Je!sCD Ntg Seuo.
NEW BRUNSWICK, July 80. 1885,
Common Council organized last night
after two hours of bafot.ng by the
election of William H. Helm, Republic
can, as the presiding officer, breaking
the deadlock which has existed since
May l.
When the meeting was called to order
CITY Attorney Frederick Weigel gave it
as his opinion that the election of
Alderman Helm as president last week
in the absence of one of the Demos
cratic member was not legal, since he
only received six votes. t0d menu ~
Mr.. Helm then declined to assnne] the
office of president if he was not legally
entitled to it. After a long recess the
baIlotfng was resumed and fresultetioin
a break in the Democratic ranks. MIR.
Helm received the required seven votes.
The business of the citgywHl new rhays
prompt consideration. The council will
meet again august o. zsR ts0T g41
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1895-07-30
I'LL FROM A SPIDERS BITE.
A Roselle Man May Die from Blood
Poisoning as a Result.
Special to the JERSEY City Neics.

RosELLE, July 80, 1S95.-Wm. Hayes
is lying in a critical condition at his
home as a result of being bitten by a
spider. Wednesday while walking on the
street Hayes noticed a spider hanging
from the limb of a tree. A sudden gust
of wind blew the spider against Hayes
upper lip, n when he attempted to
brush it off the spider fastened its fangs
inc his flesh.
After he had shaken the spider off
his lip began to swell and the wound
became painful. He delayed some time,
however, before consulting a physician.
The doctor did all he could for Hayes,
but he continues to grow worse, and
doctor is of the opinion hat blood
poisoning has set in and that he has
little chance to recover.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1895-07-30
THE TOBACCO LINE DRAWN.
Ocean Grove Smokers Must go to
M Asbury Park for a Cigar.
Special to the Jersey Cit

OCEAN GROVE, July 80. 1ss5.-The
rules for the government of this Metho-
dist resort are made by the Ocean Grove
Camp Meeting Association and, like the
laws of the Modes and the Persians, are
unalterable. One of the rules prohibits
the sale of cigars and tobacco within
the Associations territory. This rule
has been violated in seasons past by the
hotelkeepers, who furnished their guests
with cigars and cigarettes On the sly.
President Stokes learned last week
tina the cigar rule was being violated
and he sent each ~hotelkeeper a notice
that hereafter the rule would be strictly
it would be requested to leave the place.
The enforcement of the rule compels the
Ocean Grove smokers to joruney across
the lake to Asbury Park for their weed.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1895-07-30
PUT ALL IN THE GRAVE.
Murderers, Judge, Sheriff and Law.
yers Buried by Que Man.
Special tJthc JcYscy Citv Ne1rs-

gRIDGETON, July 80, 1S95.1-Isaac
Mcpherson has been burying the prominl
emit characters of a murder case for
thirty-one yer s. Last Saturday was the
anniversary of the hanging of two men.
ogden and Howard for murder.
Mcpherson. then am apprentice, says
he helped bury the bodies Since then
he has buried Franklin Westcott. the
lawyer who defended them. Charles E;
Elmer. the attorney q who prosecuted
them. Judge Elmer who sentenced
them. and Sheriff Watson, who hanged
them. He also buried most of the
Jurors who served or the case.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1895-07-30
ANNIVERSARY AT THE GROVE.
Interesting Services Mark the TWEEN
ty-Sixth Years Advances.
special to the JERSEY City Nelrs

EDJCtIt u TIT tTfFDD nc q"
OCEAN GROVE, July 80, 1S95.-The
twenty-sixth anniversary of Ocean
Groves Incorporation was celebrated yes
terday. At the young peoples meeting
in the morning Evangelist 5Yatman con-
ducted a candle service. Lighted and
aunlighted candles were used to illustrate
the points he brought out in his dis
course.
The annual memorial service was held
in the afternoon. The Rev. DR.. Stokes
presided. Yesterday evening Evangelist
Yatman conducted a silent service.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1895-07-30
SCORE BY INNINGS.
81 5 0 0 2 1 l Ill
South orange II O Il q 1 o 0 3 2@8

SOuIn O~ranSe.-..l U III L " " D 70
Umpires-A1len and R~osenbush.
Scorer-Mr. Townsend of Bayonne.-
One of the strongest teams scheduled
to play on the Orange Oval this season
is the Corning, N. Y, nine, which will
play the Orange Athletic Club next Sat
urday. Numerous attempts have been
made to bring this team to Orange this
season and the management is fortunate
in getting such a strong attraction. The
team, like the Newport nine, is composed
entirely Of college PLAYERS and Is cap,
tanned by Cobb of Cornell. Mahoney and
Crossley of Georgetown University COM
pose the battery and they easily lead
all college batteries this season. The. re-
mainder of the team is made up of play
ers from Cornell and Harvard. so that
the Orange team will have their hands
full. Corning has repeatedly defeated the
Cuban Giants and New York State Lea
que teams this season
The York Athletic Clubs team of this
city city visited Brooklyn on Sunday and
defeated the crack Woodbines in a red
to 6. Over three thousand people wit
messed the game.
Yesterdays League games resulted as
follows:-Chicago, z; Pfttsburg, 5. Phila-
delphia. p: Boston, 10. louisville. l, st.
n mis- 1N