The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-03-19
HE HAD The SYMPTOMS.
The Editor Reads the Advertisements AM
Answers Its Queries.

The Editor Reads the Advertisements and
Answers Its Queries.
| Look at the questions that some special.
| lists fire Mt people through the advertising
columns of the great dailies.
Are you nervous"
We can be on occasion. Sometimes our
Jaw wags without any apparent cause or
| reason, and sometimes our right arm goes
out in front as If we were hunting for a
John l.. Sullivan. Sometimes we kick high
| and unceremoniously and are surprised at
the cobwebs and dust that come down on
us. We never knew before it was all due
| to catarrh.
Are you detected"
| Sometimes. In fact, most of the time.
This is hard world in many respects, and
our path is often as stony as the Appian
| Way in Rome. The laundry bill comes
regularly; board bill, too, and rent, and
subscriptions to the papers, and car fare,
and wages, ETC., while-but there is enough
| In this world to make us detected without
having the catarrh
SIS your stomach weakY"
Now if that is an invitation to have some
thing, count us in for devilish weak
stomach. WeakS Well, we would smile
IL we could. Why, our stomach just now
wouldn't hold gill of rotten apple cider.
It's too weak to rest our case on for relief
from the country board, and that's saying
good deal. If somebody can make a ia.
| tai case of catarrh out of weak stomach,
he can't begin too soon for our comfort.
"Have you lost ambitionr"
| Doggoned if we haven't Hardly know
what it is. Don't even have the sand to 90
out after dark and shake fists at the moon.
But we had rather attributed it to the fact
Al. l,
in which we were carrying this city with "A
whoop and hurrah and an overwhelming
majority-until election day, when it seem.
ed as if we had been throwing all our in
fluence to the other fellow. If it We're only
catarrh that takes away our ambition, we
should be too ready and willing to confess
it. But it isn't. It's plain case of disap-
pointment.
as your breath offensive"
Just come around and smell it, if you can
get close enough. But remember that we
are nervous.
do you have roaring in your head'"
Roaringl Goodness graciousl That 1:
no name for it. Why, when we actually
begin to think and to pour out rivers o.
language the roaring in our heads is tire
mendous, it is appalling, and good many
people call it rumbling, thinking an earth
quake is coming. We have had roaring il
our head ever since we began to do think
ing for the masses of the people and pre-
sumo that is why we don't get rich--i
scares the prey away. But If this roaring
business is merely disease of the mucou
lining of the head, throat and stomach w
want to submit at once to an operation tina
will remove disease and membrane at on
sharp slash.
!, do you get confused in your ideas"
Some people say we do, sometimes. Fo
' instance, when one of our reporters foun
that the Cinnamon were being iuventorlet
y and the compositor set it up being wet an
, dried" almost anybody would be safe i
saying that we do sometimes get confuse
a in our ideas, especially SO as the reporter
:, also the compositor, proofreader I'D edito
in chief If it is catarrh that ais him, W
are willing to give him his discharge at an
e time If somebody will undertake to cur
the confusion. There are lots of other ques
5 tions we might answer with equal affirmf
B ton, but we have no right to intrude tn
? symptoms of SO disagreeable a disease o
our readers for nothing, no matter no,
+ many of them we may have.-Superior II
land Ocean.