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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
It Looked That WAY

Nodd-I've had plumbers In my
house for week.
Todd-What are they trying to do?
Nodd-Judging from appearances, I
should say they were trying to make
my cellar over into an aquarium
Puck
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
On tho Installment Plan.

II have come to ask for your daugh-
ter's hand, Mr.. Herrick," said young
Waller, nervously.
20, well, you can't have it" said Her
rick. I'm not doing out my daugh-
ter On the installment plan. When
you feel that you can support the
whole girl you may call again.
Harper's Bazaar.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
Bread and Cracker Crumbs.

= 500 r i : H.
The amateur cook is often puzzled by
apparently conflicting recipes in re-
gard to the use of bread and cracker.
crumbs. 1t is a simple rule to bear in
mind that bread crumbs should be used
for frying in deep lard and cracker.
crumbs for dishes that are baked. The
reason. for this difference is not
hard to remem berthe shortening in
the crackers attracts grease, and they
should. therefore, never be brought
into this conjunction: The same prin-
ciple holds good with batter made Of
sour milk; one often reads recipes thus
compounded, but if one tries dropping
the material into, hot fat, one will see
how it soaks up the grease, and what
indigestible "soggy' fritters are made
Philadelphia Press.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
Madam Was Rot at Home.

'.Who is the master of this house?"
asked the agent Of the man who an
swered his ring.
''Well," was the cautious response, in
a resigned tone, II am the husband and
father. Life.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
un to Data,

Tho dy that onco through Tara's halls
Went buzzing sad and lone
Now has . myriad Of friends,
A family full grown
And when old Tara falls asleep.
On each warm summer day,
They meet on his bald pate and dance
Ta-ra-ra boom -de-aye
Pittsburgh Telegraph.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
FRONT us II AN
FIG. 3.-GRoUND PLAN OF THE RE-
MODELLED BARN.

of room while eating and lying down,
but keeps the animal in place. MY
COW stalls have a 6-inch drop, the
length of stalls varying to correspond
to the length Of the cattle. They are
double, with a partition in the man
ger, SO that each animal has his own
food. This is an important point
where animals Of different ages are
stabbed together. In all well-regu-
lated stables a good box stall, access
IDLE from both COW and horse barn, il
desirable. This feature will be found
in the accompanying plan.-D. B. FL
lott, in Orange Judd Farmer.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
Knew His Business.

Wife-You told that gentleman you'd
charge by the day for movin' his fur
niture. Why don't you charge by the
load, like you used to?
Husband "a furniture mover)-Th That
new horse is balky.-N. Y. Weekly.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
Accounting for It.

De Sappy-I don't understand why
some people require so much sleep. I
can get along with four hours.
Miss Redbud-The body doesn't re-
quire nearly so much rest as the brain.
Brooklyn Life.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
] . summer Loye,

Marjorie That young man staying
at the other cottageseems awfully nice.
Madge-But he's so slow. You would
hardly believe it, but he has been out
with me twice, and we're not engaged
yet,-Judge.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
N0WadaYs

Friend-Don't you belong to club?
Business Man-No; can't afford it.
Takes all l can spare to pay dues at the
clubs my wife belongs to. N. X
Weekly.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
a Change In tho Cry.

Wayside Ways Say, Rogers, don't
desc calamity howlers make yer tired?
Restful Rogers Nav; dey amt half
as bad as der business revival shouters
wot's inquisertive cause yer amt at
work. Puck.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
Neelectedl Educatin,r,.

When we got to the house. said the
fireman, 1--WE found the piano ablaze. =
Did you turn the hose on it?''
Alas, mol You see ] had never
learned to play on the piano. Judge.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
The New Woman.

She can wear our shoes and jackets.
Our collars and cravats;
She can wear our trousers.
And the latest styles Of hats.
Each mannish fad ard fancy
She copies. II she can.
But she cannot raise mustache
j Or grow. whiskers like man.
~ &Els E m Y World
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
he knew His J. Rusiness.

She Don't you think my new hat Is
as pretty as picture? .
He Oh. no; the hat is pretty frame
for the more beautiful picture that
E goes with tn. Y . Tribune.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
/. Fond OF Some Pets.

She Yes, I anssEery fond Of pets.
He Indeed! What, may l ask, is
your favorite animal2
She, lfrankly)..- Man. illustrated
Fashion Review.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
A Ghastly Spectre

a Ghastly Spectre
Diseaseis ever, but in no form sit more to be
dreaded than in that Of the formidable mall
aides which attack the kidneys and bladder.
Bright's disease, diabetes and gravel may
alike be prevented, if inactivity of the kid
neys is rectifed in time with Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, sovereign also in cases OF
rheumatism, dyspepsia, constipation, ma
laria, biliousness and nervousness.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
The Coveted Enect.

The Lady Cycler-G George, how do l
look in my new boomers?
George promptly Hideous.
The Lady Cycler with joy George,
dear, how good Of you to say so! Chi
cago Record.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
Fortunate Papa.

h 81 would send you kiss. papa,
wrote little Lucy, who was away on a
visit, shut i have been eating onions. :
Chicago Tribune.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
rhoneht II Wa. Hnhbx.

Police Inspector-It was very plucky
of you, ma'am, to have set upon the
burglar and so ably captured him. but
need you have injured him to the ex-
tent of necessitating his removal to q
hospital?
Lady How did I know 1t was a
burglar? I'd been waiting up for three
hours for my husband. l thought it
was him!-COmic Cuts.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
Neceaaary ~ SnecIfx.

ST Mrs. Mcbride George, dear, what
sort Of game do pot-hunters go after?
Mr.. McBrideDo you mean jackpot
hunters, love?-N. Y. World.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
Where He Forebore.

Sometimes, john" said Brashkins'
wife, II do get little discouraged and
think you are rather hard to please"
"You don'tsay sol" was the astonished
rejoinder.
Eyes. But l must admit there is one
thing you never found fault with.
''What is that?"
''The way look when I wear my last
years clothes. Washington Star.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08

The difference in valuation Of prop
erty at the last census was very re-
markable. In some states the assess
ment was no more than twenty Ave per
cent. of the real value Of the property,
while in other cases it is believed to
have been as high as the selling price.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
Those bright Children

Said little boy who, during visit
to Florida, was obliged to drink cons
densed milk: 6 Mamma, I just wish that
condensed COW would die. - The Amer.
lean SIS
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! Daddy.s Fishine Nv. owes

- your @uauuy COIN much Hst1n'
these days?"
No; he's paralyzed an he can't lie
like he used to. Atlanta Constitution.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08

IcANNoT speak too highly of Piso's Cure
for Consumption.-NIrs. FRANK MoBBs, us
w. 22d St, New York, Oct. 20, 1894.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08

To Know the preacher well ought to make
the sinner hungry to knoW his God, but it
sometimes turns. out just the other way,
Rams Horn st3as
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08

The Little Trials of Life Carrie -.Of
course, I couldn't avoid hearing part of the
conversation" Clara-ssNo; and what q
pity you were not able to hear the rest of
itp-Puck
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08

NOTHING so completely robs confinement
Of the pain and suffering attending itas the
use of "Mother's Friend.n Sold bydruggists.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08

Is "A New; ORLEANS lady has started CONVEX
sation class among the ladies' of Chicago, to
teach them how to talk. Now, let some pub
teach them how to listen. BaltimoreiSun.
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$40 Didn,t saY Much.

.'That girl can't talk little bit. !"
els that SOP"
.'sure. The only thing she said to
me the whole evening was No. and !
had to propose to her to get her to say
that. Texas Siftings.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08

Mrs. Dickey2 3" Mr.. lSnooper-sShe is one
of the manifest little women know.:,--
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08

IT is only the finite that has wrought and
suffered; the infinite lies stretched in smil-
ing repose.-Emerson.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08

HE-ssWhy do you refuse me when I say
I can't live without your She..You have
aroused my curiosity. Detroit Tribune.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
If bicycles known as .sbike,"
"A tricycle. must be a strike, y
And when winter comes round
twill doubtless be found
That an icycle goes as an .sike."
Washington Star.
The Trust After No-To-Bac.

Chicago Special. Reported here to-day
that large sum Of money had been offered
To-Bac, by syndicate who want to take it
off the market. Inquiry at the general Offices
revealed the fact that No-To-Bac was not
for sale to the trust at any price. No-To-
BAGS success is marvellous. Almost every
Druggist in America sells No-To-Bac under
guarantee to cure tobacco habit or refund
money.
DEAR summer maiden, would say
The incest way to woo
This season is to swing all day
In a hammock built for two.
Judge.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08

IN ancient Rome two augurs could not
meet each other without laughing. But two
bores could. Texas Siftings.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08

Outside Of Mexico, Central Amer1-
ca and Peru the only permanent struc.s
lures in this country were mounds
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
"Who is It, Rosy?"

That's the gal wot wun medal for
chewing bit er gum fer twenty-four
hours withouta stoppin'. She's got .
sweater on and is a-trainin' to eat fifty
sponge cakes widout drinkin' drop O.
water, Life.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
Perseverance Brlngs succes..

Perseverance Brings Success.
DO you want boy?" he asked OF
the magnate of the Office. standing be.
fore him cap in hand.
Nobody wants q boy" replied the
magnate.
''Do you need boy?" asked the APP
plicant, nowise abashed.
"Nobody needs boy.
The boy would not give up.
"Well, say, mister" he inquired, ''do
you have to have boy?"
The magnate collapsed.
'I'm sorry to say we do" he said,
"and guess you're about what we
want. Detroit News-Tribune.
Theological.
Bessie-Papa, what is a unit?
Papa (refectively)-Well, one is .
unit.
'Then Rates young man is Uni.
tartan, isn't hep"
How sop
Because you said he was looking out
for number one all the time. Texas
SiftinpS.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08

But One Thug Lacking
She shuts her eyes whene'er We kiss,
This maid SO sweet and good,
And from my inmost heart wish
Her mother also would.
Spare Momenta
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He who would pry behind the scenes Oft
sees a counterfeit.-Dryden.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
USEFUL IMPLEMENTS.

How to Construct Handy Carrier for
the Orchard. fl
"a useful implement, which should be
on the premises Of every rural home, is
shown in accompanying illustration. It
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
DO You Desire to Adopt . child.

Do*You Desire to Adopt Chud3 ~
Address the International Children's
Home Society, 2S4 La Sale ST., Chicago, IL
linois, Rev. DR.. Frank M. Gregg, General
Manager. Such q child as you may desire,
Of any age, will be sent you on ninety daysi
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
ny the Docto1

Tho man who says that talk IL cheap
Perchance forgets tho price
g That no has often had to pay
For medical advice
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08
Just WHAT HE NEEDED.

Miss Model-Do you need model,
sir?
Old Persimmons-No, l only paint
flowers and fruit.
Miss M.-WeD, I'm peach, see!-
Truth.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-08-08

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price 75c.
Evening journal., 1895-02-22
Golden Eagles Visit chester.

Last evening Cyrus Castle. Brandywine
Castle, st. Georges Castle, Crusaders
Castle and Chosen Friends Castle,
Knights of the Golden Eagle, Of this city,
and Harmony Castle, of New Castle,
went to Chester as the guests Of Chester
Castle. Regular business was dispensed
with and fine banquet enjoyed. After
wards social session was held at which
George Volkhsrdt, of Chester. was presi
dent and Thomas Birchall, OF Whining
ton, vice president. Addresses were
made, songs sung, recitations given and
stories told until midnight when the train
was taken for home. It was an event
long to be pleasantly remembered.
Evening journal., 1895-02-22
TIE BOYS In GRAY DINE
POSTMASTER MOORE AS HOST TO
HIS CLERKS AND CARRIERS.

A Royal Spread Fully Enjoyed, with
an After-Uourse OF speeches, Stories
and songs-A Token of Appreciation of
Duties Faithfully Performed.
1t was jolly party which gathered
last evening at the supper given by
Colonel Enoch Moore, Wilmington's s
genial postmaster, to his employees Ia the
sombre architectural pile at Sixth and
King streets Two long tables loaded
with good things were filled with the
men who handle Uncle Sans mail. At
the head Of one sat the jolly colonel. with
his estimable wife at his right, and Miss
q. F. Rile, who has charge Of the money
order department., at his left, while Rev.
Dr. Merritt Hulburd occupied the guests
seat The head of the other table was
occupied by Assistant Postmaster
Thomas Mullin. Jr.
1t was a thoroughly informal affair
and those who didn't make speeches sang
songs or told stories over the coffee and
cigars. Colonel Moore did all three and
in each Of the roles was glorious success
Rev. DR.. Hulburd explained that while
there had been dinners given by post
mssters at their official death, to the
employees who no longer existed as such
dinners given by postmasters to the men
under them was rare. Colonel Moore
knew and appreciated the faithful
services given him and the public by
these men, and like q wise man decided
to show that appreciation curing his
postmasterial life. On behalf of the host
and his good wife the speaker welcomed
those present.
Colonel Moore endorsed the notes oi
DR.. Hulburd, and reiterated his appreci
alton Of the manner in which every
department Of the post office was being
carried on. When first appointed he bad
labored under the idea that all the posi-
tions2were. .isinecures. He had tried bis
hand at everything there since, from the
now silent canceling machine. to the big
safe door, and was convinced that 1t took
considerable hustling and hard work Il
properly manipulate the white winged
messengers.
Assistant Postmaster Mullin Distribu
ting Clerk J. R. Crippen, the silver
toDgued orator of the force, carrier
Duffy, the DEAN Of the letter carriers
and others spoke while songs were SUNG
by the postmaster, Carriers Adele GLASGOW
and Oliver, and the Driven From HON,
Club qusrtette. Gt was a royal feast and
one which will long be remembered as I
red letter event by the boys in gray. 4
Evening journal., 1895-02-22
CITY NEWS IN RRIEE.

The special services at Calvary Baptist
Church. conducted by Evangelist PuRsley. OF
Canada, will close this evening after sue
cessful meeting.
The roof surrounding the chimney of the
home occupied by Ella @, Maddy, No. 6i4
king street. caught fire yesterday, but the
blaze was extinguisheu by the Delaware boys
before any damage was done.
Mrs. Charlton Edholnn, of Chicago. super
intendent OF w. @. T. y. press work, will
speak in Union NJ. &c. Church this evening
after the prayer service.
Professor Robert e. Thompson, Of Phila-
delphiA, delivered the first of series of lect-
ures on political economy In the New-Century
Club drAwing-room last evening.
The newly organized Cyrus Temple, No
q ladies' OF the X. g. E., net last evening in
the temple at Fifth and French streets. for
the nrst time; On March |, the temple will be
instituted aud Miss Josie Y. Walker of Phila-
aelphia. grand guardian of records, will be
present.
Many con tributions OF money, food and
clothing were received at the Home for Aged
Women yesterday.
The collector of internal revenue visited
the office OF toe clerk of the peace yesterua ay
to secure names Of those who are liable under
the Income tax law.
Evening journal., 1895-02-22
THAT BARTEEDPRS' Ball.

The Law and Order Society Asks the City
Authorities TO Investisate and Threat
ems Prosecution.
The Law and Order Society held a
meeting last evening and discussed the
bills relative to prohibiting public enter
talnments Of an immoral character and
that prohibiting the keeping Of houses
of prostitution In this state.
The alleged disorderlY conduct at the
ball recently given by the bartenders in
German Hall, was also discussed and a
resolution was passed calling on the
authorities TO investigate the matter. 1t
is proposed to prosecute those interested
and If sufficient evidence can be secured,
a case will be brought. A committee
of the society win act with the authori.
ties. 1t is said that the charges on
which warrants will be asked are
keeping disorderly house and selling
liquor without license
1t is claimed that IL the society makes
charges against German Hall for selling
liquor without license, retaliation will
be had by proceeding against the local
clubs where liquor Is sold to members.
Evening journal., 1895-02-22
no NEW BUSINESS AFTER MARCH 8.

SO Now the Legislators Must Hustle to
Elect Senator IL They Intend to DO So
at All-Bins Passed and Killed.
Special Dispatch Evening Journal.
DOVER, Feb 20 The Senate to- day
concurred in the House joint resolution
to receive no new business after March
Is.
The Senate also passed House bills re-
Incorporating the Great Council, l R.
NJ of Delaware. and Senate bill incorpo.
rating st. Peters Female Beneficial
Society, of Wilmington.
The I'LL divorcing GeorgIana and
Jefferson D Beltz was passed In the
Senate as was that dlvorcing Margaret
and George Il. Lynch. The House by q
vote of II to s. killed the bill to establish
training school for teachers. A
number of them spoke in favor aud
Representatives Jolls and Walker against.
Representative Daily spoke for It..
The senatorial ballet resulted Higgins,
z; Massey, 3; Addicks, O.; Wolcott, Il
Martin, q Bayard, Il Tunnel ii. Absent
.Alrichs, Moore. Townsend.
the Senate adjourned at noon until
to. morrow morning.
At the noon recess Henry @. Conrad
read Washington's farewell address.