The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-09-22


Thurbe- ought - have a third term X
anybody is 70 have one.---Atlanta Constitu-
ton.
Lord Dunrayea IS satisfied that he did
right. He certainly dii wrlte--Denver
Times.
General prosperity Is conducting =
mighty campaign IN this oountry.--Galves-
ton News.
All who would rather he right than hess
VIII please rise and stand until counted
Detroit Journal.
II is a wise child that knows that IT
doesn't know more than its own father
SonerviIle Journal
Ex-Prssident Harrison has had one CT
the teeth pulled he CUT in a recent cam
paign--Johnson City. Tenn. Comet.
The men who fought in the great civil
war are the first TO recognize the fact that
the war Is over-Arkansas Gazette.
II IS very evident that Louisville Il
about TO suffer a peculiarly aggravated
form OF the morning after.-Chicago Rec
ord
The significance OF the Indian sign af-
fected by tobacconists is understood 70 be
that goods are sold at 10 prices.-Boston
Transcript.
Lord Dunraven seems 10 have desired
that all other ships be put out OF the
ocean before he consented 70 race.-Nash-
vile Banner.
Up to the present time the Holmes muir
der case seems TO be shy Just one corpus
deiict and long on glttering generalities.-
Washington City Post.
The poet who signs for perpetual life in
rose garden would soon be ready TO trade
OF the last half of his eternity for three
hours in corn field.-Chicago Times Her
aid.
Col. Henry Watterson expects TO be IN
Europe during the next presidential cam
paign. TIE colonel evidently does not in
tend to waste his powder in a lost cause
New York Press.
As the success OF Campbell in Ohio
would make him presidential possibility.
Il will be plain enough to see that he will
receive no assistance from the administra-
tion.-New York Press.
The fact that Mrs. Langtry and Mrs.
Burnett have both decided to quit sup
porting their husbands gives rise TO the
fear that it may be a rough winter on the
new man.-Chicago Times-Herald.
A farmer near Monticello has a potato
patch in which the vines are six feet tall,
but without a single tuber underground.
He should christen that variety of potato
the "Populists' Hope. "-Chicago Dispatch.
Secretary Morton claims to have made
great saving by shutting off the distribu-
ton of seeds. Now if he should shut off
the dissemination of financial papdoodie
his vindication as a public man would be
onspicuous.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
School commenced on Monday last and
now you see the kids go past with 'lasses
on their faces and arms, and grins as
large as Kansas farms. I wish I was in
school again, and had no whiskers like the
men; I'd study hard, preserve my gall,
and run for Office every fall.-Yuma Pho
neer.
The deficit in August was less than
AWO.Oo. We are gaining; but. oh, for
the old Democratic music OF Republican
times, the dangers from an enormous
surplus" when we won't have to hire
English bankers and goldbugs 10 sit on the
back steps and count the millions that are
rolled out and in--Chicago Inter Ocean.
The women of San Francisco. It is said.
are covering Durrant, on trial for muir
dering woman or two, with floral trb-
utes." Some of the performances Of the
women Of America in that way in the past
have been nauseating in the highest de-
gree, enough 10 make not woman haters,
but woman desp!sers of the whole sterner
sex. When womanish mawkishness and
religious Sentimentalism combine, as they
do In this case. and have done in some
others, the result is enough 10 make Satan
turn celibate for. eternity.--Boston Tray
eler.