New-York tribune., 1895-01-13
TIE TILE or The DAY


The deadly bobsled is gathering in dismal list
OF victims during The present coasting season IL Is
even more relentless in Its slaughter than modern
football
surerer.-"Here's frrcr.,"' said Ploddins Pete.
who had been ndulgng In literature "wot says
afrs s tSS %o %aSs aes repsa sAMS ME
II agitates me."-tWash!ngton star
Many requests having been made for the repeti-
ton o, certain symphonies played by the Chicago
Orchestra during the las, three years Mr.. Theodore
Tnonas the conductor announced that he would re-
peat that symphony which received the greatest
number OF votes. The symphony thus selected "
the nruslc-.overs OF Chicago and played last 5atur.
day was rscha!kowsky'z No. ). in E-minor
What d,a yoY get y2ur as, pesS IsSsr; niece. o,
nice iewelry but the lady went through my trunk
and recovered them befora got a"ay.-Cnicaso
Inter Ocean.
A telegram from Tacoma, Wash. probably the
invention Of a practical joker. announces that
member Of the Washington Legislature is about 70
Introduce the following resolution:
Whereas. There being great agitation through
out the United States on account OF the establish
asticsi power within the boundaries OF the United
' Whsreas. ca It IS believed that Monsisnor ss,olii.
the said abesate or delegate Of the Pope Of Rome;
BY b 0us he Sss
our Senators be Instructed and our Representa-
resen,ative OF said ecclesiastical power removed be-
yond the shores OF the United States OF America
The Board OF Supervisors OF the Boston public
schools has reported In favor o. vertical instead
Of slar,. handwriting. The report states that the
adoption OF vertical handwriting In a number Of
European schools has proved 10 be a remedy for
various physical defects and hat it has the In .
dorsement OF number OF international hygienic
congresses The board therefor makes these rec
ommenda tions:
THAT vertical penmanshp be introduced AT once
into a certain number OF schools designated for
the purpose. and that 1t be permitted In all the
schools.
That all pupils, In writing. face the desk 80
that line joining the shoulders shall be parallel
with the front edge of the desk.
THAT all paper used In teaching writing bs
ruled with single line. as for ordinary corrs-
spondence.'
Il conclude that's fly. said the young ya trout ..
mother: but You mustn't jump at concluslons m Il
is a hy. but doubt II God made t"-'smith Gray
& Co.'S Illustrated Monthly
But" sad the Judge to a lady who was Wit
ness did you not tell me you were thirty wheh
YOU appeared before me two years ago: Il thinK
IL very likely" she replied. smingly acknowleds-
inc her falsehood. and not at all abashed / am
10, one OF those women who say one thing to-day
and another thing tomorrow
His Mistake -wcman-That rockng-chair you
sold me is a fraud
The rockers are not even and, as you rock "
moving Sideways ssi all sse DSsE the nd
sent you Won new patent rocker warranted nod
to wear oud de carpet all in Won place. Dot KIND
"HuhI we'll. It's your mistake. and won, pay
there"-(New York Weekly.
In a cattarausus IN. W tar-and-feathers case the
other day the plaintiffs lawyer described his clients
experience as follows: And thereupon some persons
then and there assembled applied quantity OF coal
tar to the person Of the said Blowers, ana aiter
applying the raid to various parts OF MS per-
son afterward decorated beautined ana aoorneo
the person Of the said Blowers with large quan'y
OF hens feathers worth to the value OF d. ana
After and In other ways and by other Christian ana
legitimate methods. demonstrating with the sa'o
Blowers for his evil practices. invited ana U.s.
the said Blowers to depart from the town Oh mum,
phrey which said Blowers then and there proceeueu
to do with great speed scattering mems 'ee'"e
and dropping coai-tar and profanity at every Jump
Woman to have task before rees seu az
female football teams will shortly contest In pup.
Make @ sna q. .ns % the
spoil the game Those who s have rHIs wsne,siS w
probably pro doubt whether even women VIII 20 .S: ,S:
;%cn WSsh.r S%: i1s sss
a sisht Mr.. GrSnay must decide and 9, whssnsSs wS9:S
looking & at viii doubtless soon be settled BY the
polite frequenters OF tre football field, who, we
may be sure. will not be backward In expressing
their opinon.-(Britsh Medical Journal
The Indianapolis people say their public scnoos
are not what they ought to be. hish-scnoo'
boy recently spelled agency "ageshuncy"; ana an
other boy. who was asked to define and illustrate
the word "antedates." replied as follows; An'e'
dates means going before The policeman ante
dates the procession
A few days ago the little son Of weIl'knoSwm Sa
physician was entertaining a playmate a.taS a. mS
fathers house. As children will, they ransaShr
every nook and corner of the building Lnes
curiosity led them to explore the recesses ., =
closet In which the doctor keeps his ns.r.'nsm \. co
and other personal effects. among whch u s con
pete skeleton The strange boy was irsn,shnsaf g s,nsf
when he first behed the grnnins remnansd r.d - r,,n
away The Doctors son. however. had seen ans the
skeleton 40 often that he entertained for II Only
that feelins OF contempt befoten by fam,i,arsyS sSs
and In little while succeeded In so auayins u
fears his companion that the yonngsssr sssss Sessn
Where did your father get ~" he finally yS.s Assed n
was Sis arst patient. for he's had It an awful Iens
lms."-(butte Miner --