New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-23
TIE TALK OF HE DAY.

r,ero uu, 10 a convention Of the Reformed Pres
bvterian churches of he world in Scotland next
year
4 recently published book railway systems con;
tains this new version OF the old story OF an agso
LAZY hfsr 3oa am smSsnkment. and She crawled
from beneath wreskage she asked Passsen ns
who was pinned down by piece OF unlDer' ..oubi'
mord this is ,s sh5ISt 9pter got of
here. THE Amusing Journal
\ great many people trying TO guess what
excus, the ice companies will make for raising Inc
price during the coming summer. Some 'h'hh 'ne'
will say that the ice crop this winter was oauiS
pipped by the frost. while others incline TO the
opinion that they will plead the necessity OF putting
up the price because the plentiful supply OF new
ice Will make their old supply valueless
man OUT West WAS stung by a swarm OF bees ana
now he can hear well as ever .,,.r. .ou,,
make a deaf man hear-but ! should think they q
make a dumb man speak.-tstreet * smith Hooo
News.
The other night ST. Louis policeman arrested a
somnambulist who was wandering about the streets
IN his nghtdress When the somnambulist awoke.
he exclaimed: surely. you are not gong TO arrest
me; am not responsible, as am a somnamoulst'
Il don't care what church you are member OF.
said the officer "You can't walk the streets OF 81
Louis in your shirttail il you belong TO all the
churches IN the CITY.
DOWN ON THE EIGHr-MlLE
Talk about your shuckin corn. Why there's nary
ond dn keen ee 'n IN shoon distance OF ny Jake
Why. I've that there Teller take
jus, right Ter doin good days peeln'
or nubbins, nd big ears-all corn In ms way
I've that Teller do II many oas
Down the Eght-Mle.
Ever been down on the Eight-Mle perare'
Down where the Trough boys used TO be very
Hi-fl-lutin'. and right in the middle u,,,r,s edds,
Down where the corn grows twenty foot tall.
I'D Yields 50 plenty 'nsy 70 d ST5 st erop n
Stranger. you've missed it IL you haven't been
Down on the Eght-Mle
Jake never weren't so tremendously stout;
SO when he heard felers a,talN,n aooui loads
Aud haulin' 1t eight miles on the awfulest roaaA
He goes mopin' around just like some lover'd
Been give the miten by one e OF our girls sors.
Down on the Eight-Mile.
It's Just ruined that boy. that shuckin' lie
He says he thinks every man that goes by
Is a lookin at him with look OF scorn
I've managed TO git him to do part OF the feedin'.
But what we're to do when we come to needin
Down on the Eight Mile :,
-(George r. Deatrich, In Hoopeston ullD Herald
Mr. Henry Austin Adams. now a Roman Catholic
layman. but formerly Episcopal clergyman OF
this city, has an article in THE Catholic World
entitled Catholic and Cawthoc." In which no
gives some illustrations OF the "apsm' OF Eplscc-
pal Rltualists. During Il recent visit 10 Nassau
he asked colored guide TO take him 10 some
Catholic Church that is kept open for prayers.
The reply of the man was DO you mean
Catholic church. boss or a Caw-tholic church,
you see. boss" he continued, 1.-The English
churches is OBJ two kinds high and low. Dey calls
de high ones Cawtholic."
Exactly" l answered eagerly: "of course they
DO: but what did YOU mean by Catholic"
why boss deres sure enough Catholic
church-Father Mc's-and We calls dat Catholic"
1t VIII Come Yet-"what is the name OF that
little club you fellows have organized?'
THE Anti"
What is that-poker?'
Nav. Anu,Triby, Amy member who is found
Journal
In speaking OF Darwin the other day. at Cornell
University, Professor Burt c. Wilder said:
What monument to his memory could be more
appropriate or lasting than the formation In all
educational institutions OF collections especially
designed to exhibit the facts which he made
significant and the ideas which his knowledge.
his industry. and his honesty have caused 10
underline the intelligent study OF nature through
out the world? Such collections should include
particularly series illustrating human pecularties'
not only as to the skeleton, but as to the brain.
heart and other organs: human resemblance 70
mammals In general: features which unite man
with the tailess apes: and separate them all IRON
the other mammals; transtory human organs ana
conditions which resemble the permanent organs
and conditions OF other mammals. especially apes:
human anomalies resembling the normal structures
OF apes: anomalies and malformatons anecuhs
man and other vertebrates In a similar manner:
apparently useless or detrimental organs or con-
dtons"
Oh, don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben boN
Sweet Alice, whose hair brown,
She's with the Northerland Sisters now
In drugstore window downtown. ,,
and the young lady OF the ballad, whose souen
hair was hanging down her back. Is IN the san'e
gang. Large bottles. 81; trial size " CENTS
(Buffalo Express.