Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1895-08-08
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
Jokes and Jokelets that Are Supposed
20 Have Been Recently Born-sayinss
and Doings that Are Odd. Curious ana
Laughable-The Weeks Humor.

20 Have Beeu 8ecently born
end Doings that Are Odd. Curious and
LaushsbIe-The week's Humor.
Let Us All Laugh.
This world would land In glory yet
And make lively stir,
II In these days we could forget
The mad thermometer!
ATLANTA Constitution.
The wife-It must be bedtime. Hue
band Hardly; the baby hasn't walked
up yet.-Life. ~
III, Jimmy, wot's de matterr
Backs blistered." "Swimmln' or lick
imp "Both."-Chicago Record.
"They say Hamsby is generous to .
fault" Eyes, he il, II 1t happens to b
one Of his own faults."-Buffalo BIZ
press. 80
Host-Never shall forget the time
when I first drew this sword. Chorus
When was that? Host-At rame.-
Fireny.
Young Man Tin periodical store)-I
want a Fireside Companion. Lady
Clerk (archly)-How would do?ITex-
as Strings
Al hear that your friend x. has
gone to South America. Was 1t upon
his physicians advice? B.-No; his
lawyer's.-Tid-Bits.
The summer girl is great on changing
her suit She goes seward with dia-
| monde N nj rofyrro bOvna with HEARTS
Yonkers Statesman.
Belle-Mr. Jolyer Is such a nice man.
He said had voice like abird. Nell
Yes; he told me you sang like an OWL
Philadelphia Record.
Jagson-I see that your pretty type
writer Is gone. What's the matter1
Hogson-Married. Jagson-The grit
Hogson-NO; ILSyracuse Post
"Isn't he rather fast?" asked the anx.
ious mother. Eyes, mamma, In one
sense of the word. don't think he can
get away."-Indianapolis Journal.
How to make the new dress: Take the
material for two skirts and make the
sleeves, then take the material for one
sleeve and make the skirt-Nashville
American.
| Oh, sweetly tender was her look,
Her hair was bright as gold;
bought three copies Of her book,
And then her glance grew cold.
Chicago Times-Herald.
Patfent-The heat is so oppressive
doctor, feel like committing suicide.
Doctor-Oh, that would never do. AS
said before, my friend, what you need
Is a change.-Life.
"That woman dispenses a great deal
Of social lemonade" "What do you
mean?" simply that she Is always
saying sour things in sweet way
Indianapolis Journal At
"Papa." what is it, johnny" II
read poem in my school reader which
spoke of dogs Of high degree"
well" Papa, does that mean skye
ers?'-Pittsburg Chronicle.
Nibbs-What a perfect poem the
counts rich wife is!' Dibbs-Yes; the
count is the only man know of who
can make poetry pay him thirty thou
sand year.-New York World.
| Won't some inventor, sage or mentor,
Find that chief of boons,
The wear-resisting, long-persisting,
Non-bagging pantahons?
New York Recorder.
She-Oh, my! there's something gone
down my back! He-Its one Of those
laundering bugs, l suppose. "No;
guess it's one of those lightning bugs,
George. "-Yonkers Statesman.
Cawker-"B Barlow made rash pre-
diction just now" Cumso-"What did
he sayY' Cawker-"He said that the
time would come when 1t would be re-
spectacle to be honest."-Judge.
She-Do you know, Harry, father has
forbidden you the house? He-Forbid-
den me the house! l never asked him
for his house. His daughter is good
enough for me.-Boston Transcript.
Have you the Relics Of By-Gone
Days?" asked the young lady, enter
ing book store. "Yes," replied the
polite clerk, with bow, 1--WE have some
of last years calendars. "-Yonker
Statesman.
| III u DlCyCle y huOWn US u Dlke,
| A tricycle. must be q ''trike,"
| And when winter comes round
| 1t will doubtless be found
That an icycle goes as an 'ike."
Washington Star.
Lea (sadly)-I don't know what to do
with that son Of mine. He's been two
years at the medical college, and still
keeps at the foot Of his class. Perrins
(promptly)-Make chiropodist Of him.
Puck.
EYES," said the girl who was chewing
gum, at is simply awful the way the
poor people do suffer this frightful
weather. How pity them! And the
worst Of it Is. Of course. that ones hair
simply won't stay in curl."-New York
Recorder. So.
"And you say Dodkins Is married"
Yes" "Why, l thought he hadn't a
cent Of money" HE hadn't But he's
oil right now. The young lady has any
quantity of cash. All he will have to
do now is to clip the coupons or the
bonds OF y."-washingto
Star.
Little Girl-Did the newspaper re-
porters notice your papa was at the
great banquet last night7 Little Boy
| Yes. Little Girl-Mamma said cha