New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-11-16
TIE TALK or TIE DAY.

"Oh papa" said A little seven -year-old AJHaasee
girl the other day. pointing to some "orknen who
were on the roof of very high building see those
rttle brownies up there Those are not
brownies my dear" replied the matter-os-fsc,
parent those big men. like me- and they LOOK
little because they are up so high. III ihey we're
I'D twice as high would they be twice as small
nursued the little one Yes" The Juvenile brain
was at work some seconds before reaching the
logical conclusion: They won't amount 70 much
when they get way up to heaven, will they. papa'
I'VE mean to try penny social at the church
And what's that?' asked Mr. Watts ..
Every woman gives penny for every year OF
make i penny for eyeTy ysnT BE- shs eus
instead of Observation-Disclosures Journal
1.-THE Richmond Dispatch" Dem) tells the Demo.
crsts ~ Virginia that they may set II down az
certain that hereafter the Republican party IN thu
state il TO be more respectable (entted 10 respect
We mean than 1t has ever heretofore been
Had a General Idea.--."My PAWS goIn,, no ~
70 b sayd an or
d.cator, forget which you call 1t. -'CheaSo IT'D
une
French engineers and railroad men are much u
erested in the fact that certain Russian railroads
have ordered locomotives from an American hrn
A leading engineering journal. La Gelne CNA
says that a new country. as North America mus
stil he regarded from many points Of view. shouA
he able 10 supply its own needs Is In Itself ~
markable fact. This, however does not seem 70
satisfy the activity Of Its people. with wnsa
Europe will have to count in future on the osu$
ground OF industry. The news that comes 70"
from the United States Of an order for forty oceoo
tves for Russia. placed with the BALDWIN "orn~
PHILADELPHIA will be received with certain deces
OF surprise on this side OF the Atlantic. especay
II as we are told, this order is to be folowdw
more important ones. Already in the matter
furnishing railroad material American constructors
had taken possession OF the South American ma''
ket and were carrying a formidable compeuuoa
against the English III their own colonies, especially
in New-Zealand and Australia, but II was hafoy
expected that they would be seen obtaining foes
hold In Europe"
OMNIA MUTANTUR.
drowsy drone:
garden sweet:
In krtle neat.
So def and prim.
To guide the reel
With sunshine in her dovelike eyes
The maid Priscilla daily plies
A noisy street,
Or lane or park.
Where cyclists meet
BY day or dark.
In bloomers clad
From heel to heel
The modern maiden deftly piles
Monroe H. Resented
lawyer tells the following story in The Grees
Bag: Some time ago he had under cross-exsmina'
ton youth from the country who reJoiced IN me
name of Samson. and whose replies were provo
catve Of much laughter In the court Ana So
questioned the barriser you wish the court 10 De-
lieve that you peaceably disposed and m
offensive kind OF person? Yes And that you
have desire to follow in the steps OF your mus
trious namesake and smite the Philist.nesf No.
I've not. answered the witness. And II h~u
the desire | amt got the power at present 'Iheh
you think you would be unable to cope successfully
with thousand enemies and utterly roui them
with the jawbone OF an ass Well. answered
the rutied Samson. 4 might have try when you
have done with the weapon
Victim of Anticipation. 80 Conductor Tickets
Was tquicklyl,m,HOw far is 1t to st; Louis =,
Conductor quilting the bell rope)-Why, you re On
the wrong train. ST. Louis trains gone an hour
ago.
Train stops
was-who said anything about ST. Louis train!
Conductor-You did Get on here now and tAHs
a stree,car back 10 the depot
Wag breaking nl-Sreetcar nothing. I'm go
ing to Cincinnati. just asked how far IT WAS 10
But the conductor passed on without taking up
his ticket.-(Chlcago Record.
seems to be spreading among women.
Zounds-Right YOU are: believe that even NiS
Antique would jump AT offer.
A dog addicted to chewing tobacco Is owned y
John Holden. a butcher. OF Eighteenth and siss
sts. The dog IS an Improvement upon the average
tobacco chewer. In that he doesn't spit on the noVs
OF a trocy-car. He takes bit OF weed, ana
holding II between his fore paws. sucks all tM
substance out OF II. He has been chewing tobacse
for about three years. Tobacco Is the nrst TIM!
he wants In the morning and II he does not get ~
al home he will so out among the neighbors. wnyS
know the dogs habit. and wn.ne among them unts
he gets what he wants. He not touch fine cuS
his weakness being in the direction " plug tobacco
He earned to chew when puppy. his owner beins
IN the habit OF giving him tobacco as Joke wn~
he sat on his Observation-Disclosures Hecord.
Ccrrecton.-Bor Handicapped by
lack OF cash
Spendlt-Hm. Ia call that an unhandy cap.
YES"
Thank you" :.
With a sweet smile the lone fisherman went ~
way. He had been wondering where he was gNs,ss
TO get real good lie, and the u n was eertaiAS
opp2rtune. -ll<:roit Tribune.