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Returned From, the Catskf,,..

Public Printer Benedict returned yester-
day from his vacation in the Catskills.
The trout and the mountain zephyrs have
put fine coat Of bronze on his cheek, and
he walks and talks with the elasticity and
vigor of twenty or thirty years ago. Crops,
manufactures and business generally in
the empire state. Mr.. Benedict says, are on
the upward turn, and with a few more
months of this sort of thing we may be
happy yet OF politics he said nothing
One might suppose from his silence on the
subject that none were thought of in New
York
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Counterfeiters Captured.

Four deputy marshals made a raid. on
counterfeiters' den in a cave in the
Kaw country. Oklahoma, Monday, and
captured eight Of a gang of fifteen
who were at work making counter
feits. Officers have been on the lookout for
the gang for six months The men arrested
are Big Harry, Clark Cross, Old Man Cross.
Joe Roberts, Charles Boyd, Shorty Berry,
and two Others The officers are in pursuit
of the seven who escaped.
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Adding stars to the Flag.

Preparations are in progress at the War
Department to secure the incorporation OF
another star on the United States flags to
represent Utah. The flags bearing the adj
ditional star are not authorized to be used
until July 4, 1896, the date Of the admis-
sion CT Utah as a state, and an official
order will be issued requiring the change
to take effect on that date.
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SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
piedmont Air Line.)
Schedul. i'm cffpct Iulv % 1903


Schedule in effect July 2s, 1893.
All trains arrive and leave at Pennsylvania
Passenger Station
500 A.M.-Daily-Local for Danville. Connects at
at Iynchburg with the Norfolk and Western daily.
and With C. & .. daily for Natural Bridge ard
lib AM-Daily-The UNITED STATES FAST
NAIL carries Pullman Buffet Sleepers New York
and Washington to Jacksonville. uniting at Char
lotte with Pullman Sleeper for Augusta; also Pull
nc cton for New Orleans; connects at Atlanta with
Pullman Sleeper for Birmingham. Memphis and st.
Louis.
4:0I PM.-Local for strasburg, daily, except SUM-
i:45 PM-Daiy-LocaIf for Charlottesville.
1913 Daiy-WASIlINt;TllN AND SOUTH.
Pullman Vestihuled Sleepecs and Dining Cars, Pull
man SleeJers Washington to Chattanooga, via Sails
bury Ashevle and Knoxville. New York to Merl-
phis via Birfnincham. New York to New Orleans via
Atlanta and Montgomery, and New York to Tampa
via Charlotte. Columbia and Jacksonville vesibuled
Day Coach Washington to Atlanta. Paror Car Co.
iumhia 10 Augusta Dining Car from Greensboro
TRAINS BETWEEN WASHINGTON AND ROUND
FILL leave Washington 9:0i AM. daily 100
PM and 4:se Pm. daily, e1cent Sunday. and 6;23
PM sundays only, for Round Hill, and 4a2 PM.
daily EXCEPT sunday. for LcesburG: 6:25 Pm daily
for Hcrrdon. Returning, arrive at Washington S:2S
ce :l sunday from Round Hill, s:s4 AM daily e1-
cept Sunday from Leeshurs and FOG AM. daily,
except SUNDAY. from Herndon only.
ton T Sis sres aao PM oa AND ss PM das
Manassas Division, 9:45 M. daily except Sunday
and $40 An. daily from charlottesville.
furnished at offices Sill and 1850 Pennsylvania ave
nue. and at Pennsylvania Railroad Passenger Sta
W. II. GRFEN. General Superintendent.
j. NJ. Ct'LP. Traffic Manager.
w 4. TURK. General Passenger Agent.
mye9 T.. s Brown. Gen. AIT Pass. Dept
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To RepInce Bnoys ard Beacons.

The Department of State is in receipt of
dispatch from Mr.. DENLY, the minister
of the United States at Picking, of July
10 last, stating that, in view of request
from the consular body at Shanghai and
with the concurrence of his colleagues at
Picking, he, as dean of the diplomatic
corps, had requested the government of
China to replace in the Yangtse the buoys
and beacons which were removed during
the recent war.
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CHESAPEAKE AND OHIO RAILWAY

Schedule in effect July l. 1895.
Trains leave daily from Union Station (B. and
P) 9th and SITS.
Through the grandest scenery in America, with
the handsomest and most complete solid train serv
Ice west from Washington.
2:25 PM. DAILY.-"CinciRnat and st. Louis
Speciar'-Soi1 vestibuled, Newly Equipped, Elec.
trIclighted Stean,-heated Train. Pullman's finest
sleeping cars Washington to Louisville Cincinnati,
indianapolis and st. Louis without change. Dining
Car from Washington; Arrive Cincinnati 500
am, indianapolis. II 30 am, and Chicago, $50
pm; St. Louis, Gas pm; Lexington. s:35 am; ;
louisville, 80 m
ITO PM. pAILY.-The famous 'FF.y Lin
tied" solid vestibuled train, with dining car
and Pullman Sleepcrs for Cincinnati Lexington and
Louisville without change Pullman Sleeper WASH
ipgton to Virginia Hot Springs. without change
week days. Observation car from Hinton. Arrive
Cincinnati, $50 pm: Lexington. 500 pm: Louis
Vile, $40 pm; Indianapolis II :05 pm. Chicago
7:3O a m, and st. Louis. 1870 am; connects In
1851 NJ, EXCEPT SUNDAY.-For Old Point
Comfort and Norfolk. Only rail line.
2:25 PM. DAILY-Express for Gordonsville
Charlottesville, Waynesboro. Staunton and princi-
pal Virginia points, daily; for Richmond, daily,
cept Sunday.
Pullman locations and tickets at compauy's Of
fees 5l3 and 1921 Pennsylvania avenue
Fl. W. FULLER.
mh4 General Passenger Agent.
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Liquor Dealers Sustain Roosevelt.
The members of the Wine and Beer Deal
ers' Central Association of New York voted
last night. by "a to 40. to ratify the resolu-
ton reported recently by the committee on
excise to close all saloons on Sunday.
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STORAGE.

Storage, 75c. Per Load,
For furniture and household goods; best location In
city. Call or address CHAS. BAUM. 314 9th st.
NV jy9-tf
SENATE STORAGE wAREHOUSE+-ST STORY IRON
front building; separate rooms; rates. 81 per
load per II 0ath; ADVANCES on storage. d. NJ. LEA
L CO, .Auctioneers. 225 Pa NV. Tel. 1883.
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1880 AM F II SSsSf Iqns q iSaa
Harrisburg to Chicago, Cincinnati, Indianapolis,
Ct. louis, Cleveland and Toledo. Buffet Parlor
1880 AN 4'' FAST LrSE-pullman Buffet parlor
Car to Harrisburg Parlor and Dining Cars, Har-
$40 IN. % cH iGsS AND ST. LOUIS EXPRESS
an bnns ss Ga to g. sssD
7 Gn1 fM M IsFs qsS Gessg Sleep
ing Car to Chicago, and Harrisburg to Cleveland
TAO P;M, souTTwEsrERN EXPRESS. Pullman
ins Car Ha PAac to SnsinS ses,ne
1:Ss AN. Or knne, cananaaigus. Rochester. and
Sunday. Fer williamsport daily. $40 PM:
aay se s1e
Ing Car Washington to Suspension Bridge via
1910 F.M; for Erie, canandsigua. Rochester, Buff
400 F.: MFA95sa1s Sfg xf'f sna e. East al
New York daily. isr fhilade!phIa Wssk-asyss;
Regular at 7:o5 Dining Carr, 10 800. 1900
Sis. 40. GAO 1000 and Ii:s5 T. NJ. On Sun.
sSs a AZ p2 a c ss ~ 49, Go SS n ans
1885 Pm. For Philadelphia only, Fast Express,
80 IN weekdays Express, 2:ol and $40
For Boston without change 7;So AN. weekdays,
roT nsitInofs, s's5, 7;es, 72o, $50 900; 1900
1920 LOO; and II 80 30 AMs 12:i5 20, sIS'
7lo. 1000, 10:40, HIS. and II :35 PM. On
Sunday, 7:O5 100. 900. 9:o5. 1890 1900 AN,
1918, 1:l5, 2:O1 3:f5, $40 a 90 Limited, 4:2O.
$40. 6:o5. 6:40 7:10, 1000. 1o:4o. and 11:35
For Pope's Creek Line, 7:2o AN. and 4:s6 Pm.
Foa Annapolis sR s:ao, 900 AM, 1918 and 4:2o
Pm Pm daily except Sunday Sundays 900 AM.
Atlantic Coast Line. Express for Richmond, Jack
sonviile and Tampa, 4:30 AM. $3.50 PM. daily.
Richmond and Atlanta, $40 PM daily. Rich
mond only 1851 AM. weekdays.
Accommodation for Quantico, 7;45 AN. daily, and
4:25 Pm. weekdays.
1:5O AN. 1880, lao, 800. +:25, 500. 5:37,
els, s:O2 1910, and Ii 80 PM On Sunday at
4:30, 7:45, 9:45 AM, 2:i5. 6:15. S:02 and 1910
Leave Alexandria for Washington, sos 64s 7:o5.
500, $40, 1918, 1923 AN, 100. 2:15, 300,
S:23, 500. 5:3O 6:13. 700. 7:2O. 9:1O. 1852,
ard II :0s PM. On Sunday at SAB, 9:10. 10:2S
AN, 2l5, $50, 100. I:20, 9:1O, and 1852
f'N sEAsHoRE CONNECTIONS.
For Atlantic City, 900 Saturdays only, 1000,
400 AN. weekdays. 12:15 and II :35 PM.
For Cape May, 1000 AM Saturdays only, 1913
PM weekdays, and II :35 PM. daily.
Ticket offices, northeast corner of 18th street and
pennsylvania avenue. and at the station 9th and
streets, where orders can be left for the check
s. IT. PROVOST. J. R. WOOD.
General Manager. General Passenger Agent.
je2S
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RAILROADS.
BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAMRoAD.


Schedule In effect July IL, 1895.
Leave Washington from station, corner Of New
For Chicago and Northwest. yestibuied Limited
trains II 80 am, $50 PIN.
For Pttsbafg and Cleveland express, daily II 80
For Lexington and stanton, II 80 am.
For Na,1 and way rya stations 80
Chattanooga, Memphis and New Orleans, 30 p m.
dr FGr I sssglh s:f ssF pn shrG saiI1
1ioS I1do 1so ns 1so 1' 2 1000 sSS
1t2s, 49, x5:o9, x51o, $50. 5.s5, xG:2o. $50.
ssnssys slS sso9 s aaS ss 2l 1 nSe
am, MILO, x12:3o. 1000 1900, 1925, 4:31, 15:05.
snd SAD Ann .i2 i, ss and
rs Is. pm p. Sunday $50 AM . 4:sl pm; .,o
For For hasa 80 an and $50 pm
am, !ia5S .s:G5, .sss s.5s5. :.7:o5, 1910,
For washington Junction and way points .s;Go
at principal stations only, 49,, $3.50 pm
For Bay Ridge, 9;l5 am. and ABS pm, week
dAyi Ss and To Az SEW Y6 Saa ssp
PHILADELPHIA.
All |, trains illuminated with Pintsch light;
East week days ass Dining Carr. Goo Dining
Dining Dining Car. 200 99S Dining Cap; 500 pm
sundays Df hins CAB S 200 Dining V caf 900
Am: Dining Carr. $3.50 Dining Carr, 300 sos
Dining Carl. 500 12:0l night. Sleeping Car opens
for passengers 1900 pm
Buffet Parlor Cars all day trains. -
For Atlantic City, week days, 455, 700, 1000
And II 80 am, 1880 pm. Sundays. 4:S5 am,
1890 pm.
For Cape May, 4:55 am. 500 an Saturday
0n Esc aeso sanaay sunaas a4 ass suuaay only
xEIpress trains.
Baggage called for and checked from hotels and
residences by Union Transfer Co. orders left at
ticket offices. 6i9 Pennsylvania avenue northwest,
New York avenue and Fifteenth street. and at
depot,
CHAS o. SCULL. Gen. Pass Agt
r. B. CAMPBELL, Gen Manager. jy12
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STEAM CARPET CLEANING.

ANNOTATED STEAM CARPET CLEANING
Works-Carpets cleaned In the best manner.
Mattresses made to order. Office, 1720 Pa. ave.
Works, 1908 and 17l0 E NV. Telephone s04.
mh2-tf ii. NEWMYER, Manager.
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MANICURE.

MADAME PAYN, IlIGH-CLASS
MANICURE AND CIIIROPODIST.
OFFICE AND RESIDENCE, 7U3 18th st. NV.
Nine. Payn in attendance all summer. je5-4d
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VIRGINIA, FRONT ROYAL.
Randolph Academy
MONEY WANTED & TO LOAN

MONEY WANTED AND To LOAN
$4,000 to loan at 5 per cent.
100000 to loan at 5R per cent
Any amount to loan at per cent in sums to
suit.
Special facilities for making builders loans.
No delay; prompt attention to all applicants.
r. O. ANDERSON l. Co,
Real Estate and Business Exchange,
au20-tf 907 G st.
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MONEY TO LOAN IN ANY SUNS DESIRED,
AT AND PER CENT,
On District Of Columbia real estate.
LARGE LOANS A SPECIALITY.
WALTER II. ACKER,
ap3-tf 7O4 18th ST, NV.
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CHIROPODISTS.

PAINFUL BUSIoNs. coRNs. ENLARGED JOINTS,
ured without pain or soreness afterward; modest
charges. Prof. ]. j. GEORGES & SON, 1115 Pa.
charge for examination and consultation. jy22-6d
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BERKELEY SPRINGS, W. VA
The popular resort OF Ingomar, mile out
from Berkeley. with bus running to and fro;
will be open at special rates for Sept. and Oct;
hunting and fishing fine. Address
Mrs. B. W. CATIETT,
au2S-4ts Box Al, Berkeley Springs, W. Va.
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A Business Education.

A BUSINESS E0uCatlOf1.
BUSINESS cOIIrAtpra SHORTHAND
COURSE. corIECD COURSE.
Bookkeeping, eoLLIuE Shorthand,
Penmanship, OF Typewriting,
Arithmetic COMMERCE. Dctation
and all the Io- AT "a and all the
Commercial W -" ~ """ English
Studies. washington, D. y. Studies.
Thorough courses; individual instruction; large,
weil-lighted; AMI halls. Moderate tuition
and easy terms. Send for catalogue.
an17-tf C. X. URNER, AN, G. E., Prin.
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jeI-tf 9l7 F st. v.
WASHINGTON MORTGAGE LOAN Co. 610 NV.
Will loan you any sum You want, large or
small. furniture. pianos horses, Wagons etc,
without removal or publicity.
Any business with us strictly confidential, and
you get the money the day you ask for It,
Loans can he paid in part or in full at any
time to suit the convenience of the borrower, and
any part paid reduces the cost of carrying the
loan in proportion to the amount paid.
WASHINGTON MORTGAGE LOAN CO.,
je16-tr $40 r st.
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Use
SHAKER DIGESTIVE CORDIAL.
Does not cure all diseases, but 1t will cure
Dyspepsia Or Indigestion. All druggists.
mh27-w, tn. ,mly
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FAIRFAX HALL, SEMINARY FOR YOUNG La
Sept In s the Exs ns
Art, Elocutfon. &c. Thorough Terms low. For
jy3l-w&s1St
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-11-11
What Wafer Can Do.

The effect of the hydraulic motor,
which is now used for the purpose of
removing masses ot earth, we'll nigh
passes belief.
A stream of water issuing from q
pipe six inches in diameter, with
tall behind it OF 375 feet, Will carry
away II solid rock weighing ton or
more to n distance of fifty or 100 feet.
The velocity of the stream is terrific,
and tne column of water projected is
SO solid that ii crowbar or other
heavy object be thrust against it the
impinging object will be hurled a con-
siderable distance.
By this stream of water n man
would be instantly killed if he came
into contact with it, even at distance
of 200 feet.
AT 200 feet from the nozzle a six
inch stream, with 375 feet fall, pro-
iected momentarily against the trunk
of a tree, will in second denude it of
the heaviest of bark as cleanly as if it
had been cut with an axe
Whenever such stream is turned
against bank it cuts and burrows it
in every direction, following out
great caves and causing tons of earth
to melt and fall and be washed away
in the sluices. Montreal Star.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-11-11
How the Nose Works.

In ordinary respiration the nose rec
ognizes only pronounced odors, since
the tilaments of the olfactory nerve
are distributed only in the upper third
of the lining membrane of its fossse,
and in ordinary breathing the air
passes directly through the lower half
OF these cavities. Hence modified
respiratory elfort-a quick, forced in.
spiration or SMITHS usually neces.
sary in order to bring air carrying
odoriferous particles to the olfactory
nerve endings.
Nevertheless, whenever air mixed
with odorous gases and noxious parti-
cles is inhaled through the nose dur
ing few successive ordinary respira-
ations. the olfactory sense isnwakened
to knowledge of their presence
through the law of diffusion of gases,
in virtue Of which the odorous parti-
cles are conveyed to the superior fos-
se Of the nose and hence to the ter
minal filaments of the olfactory nerve.
Thus to certain extent the sense of
smell is preservatiye of health. Diet
etic and Hygienic Gazette.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-11-11
WISE WORDS.

Genius is the soul in blossom.
A tramp cat purrs the loudest.
1t is never too late to mend a boys
clothes.
The proof of the pudding is in the
heating,
So few of us know when we have
said enough.
If you explain you might as well
acknowledge.
There is many shrewd woman pos
ing for simpleton.
A man likes to feel that he is loved
woman likes to be told.
Dress is revelation not only of our
tastes, but our bank account.
There is nothing better for q child
than little wholesome neglect.
The woman of the world is an April
day; the sunshine successfully hides
the tears within.
On the most commonplace level and
within the narrowest limits men and
women love and suffer.
Some people are so fond of butter
that they would rather have poor but
ter than none. Same with music
Judge.
When a man seeks q womau's So
ciety it is because he has need of her
not because he thinks she has need
of him.
If it be a fine art to wear your best
clothes unconsciously it is still finer
art to wear your old clothes as though
they were your best ones.
According to the quality of the
waters on which we cast our bread, it
returns water logged and uneatable,
or spread with butter and jam.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-11-11
Signaling in a Fog.

A novel arrangement for signaling
Mt sea during fogs has been placed in
position on Winter Quarter lightship
No. 40, now repairing and reiitLing at
Wilmington, Del. 1t consists of two
safety oil engines, supplying com
pressed air to two upright boilers,
which in turn are automatically acted
upon by timeclocks, placed above.
These open and close the whistle valves
alternately every tifty-fve seconds.
No steam power is use l. the power
being derived from explosions of oil
vapor. The pressure OF air is regula-
ted at forty pounds, and gives shrill
blast at each explosion. The new ap.
pliance is expected to prove effective
in maintaining and operating the fog
whistle when coal might not be OBJ
taiuable for fuel, and in transmitting
n clear tone for many miles, New
Orleans Times Democrat,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-11-11

Toronto, Canada, seems, to Harper's
Weekly. to be one of the most regu.
lated cities in the civilized world.
Sunday is kept there like suit Of
best clothes, There aro no SUNDAY
newspapers; the street cars don'trun :.
nothing goes on except interest
Even the tides il lake Ontario omit
to ebb and low on the Lords Dar
On week days you can ride on the
Toronto street cars for four cents q
ride, and if you are going 10 school
you can ride at half rate, no matter
how old You are or how big. The
street railways pay the city Just
rent for their franchises, and the re
suIting revenue is very large and
saves taxes. Nevertheless, it Is as.
serted from time to time that Toronto
Is losing in population. The good
people don't care, for they say they
would rather live in good city than
in big one, but coyotous persons
who do business o" own real estate in
Toronto grumble, and say the town is
too good to succeed.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-11-11
THE PERPETUAL vvoo,1-c.

The dull world camors at my feet
And asks my hand and helping sweet;
And wonders when the time shall be
I'll leave off dreaming dreams of thee.
1t bIamcs me coming soul and time
And sending minted bits of rhyme
A-wooing of thee still.
Shall make answer? This it is:
camp beneath thy salaXics
OF starry thoughts and shining deeds;
And, seeing new ones. 1 must needs
Arouse my speech TO tell thee, dear,
Though thou art nearer. am near
A-wooing of thee still.
feel thy heartbeat next mine own;
Its music hath Il richer tone.
J redi-cover in thine eyes
A baImicr. dewier paradise.
I'm sure thou art a rarcr girl
And SO | seek thee, finest pearl
Awooing OF thee still
With blood Of roses on thy lips
Const doubt my trembling something slip
Between thy Ioyrincss and me
So commonplace. 50 fond of thee.
Ah sweet, a kiss is waiting wherc
That last one stopped thy lovers prayer
A-woOing of thee still.
When new light falls upon thy face
Ny Elailened soul discerns some trace
OF God, or angel, never seen
In other days OF shade and sheen.
Nc'ec may such rapture die, or less
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-11-11
An Olive Orchard,

Near Guerneville, says the Oroville
(Cal.) Mercury, is the largest olive
orchard in Sonoma County, and prob
ably in the State. 1t is owned by DIR.
Piosek. There are one hundred acres
of orchard with $500 trees, all in bear
ing. The crop last year was ten tons /;
this year it will be about thirty. The
orchard contains about thirty-ive
varieties, the earliest and best being
the Nevadello Blanco, Rubea and
Manzanillo, while the Polymorpha
produces the largest olive and best for
packing. DIR. Prosek built the first
olive mill in the county in 1894. 1t
is forty feet wide and sixty feet long,
with an engine house fourteen by
twenty feet After picking, the
olives are put in crusher with two
granite wheels weighing fifteen hun
dred pounds each and revolving on u
fiat granite slab. The wheels are re-
versible and can be raised or lowered,
according to the size of the olive.
The crusher has capacity of two or
three tons daily, both first aud second
grinding. A hydraulic press receives
the paste, the juice goes into separ-
ator where the vegetable water is di-
vided from the oil. When settled and
clear the oil is filtered and bottled and
is then ready for market.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-11-11
HUMQR OF THE DAY.

Give good, sound advice and get
yourself disliked. Judge.
You may be persevering yourself,
but no need for you to try to perse-
we're others. Judge.
"Some men," says the Manayunk
Philosopher, "never have any spirit
till after death. Philadelphia Re-
cord.
Candidate-"I can't imagine what
caused my defeat. Friend-"The
election of your opponent, | should
say. y."-Albany Journal.
Possibly what makes it more annoy
ing and painful is, whatever he does
for man, the mosquito presents his
bill before beginning work-Phila-
delphia Times.
Fond Mother-"My darling, it is
bedtime. All the little chickens have
gone to bed" Little Philosopher
"Yes, mamma; and so has tho old
hen. Judge.
Z Horse Dealer-"You had better buy
the horse, Colonel. You will never
find healthier animal" Colonel
Jones-'I believe it, If he hadn't
been healthy all his life he never
could have lived so long. "-Tammany
Times.
Mrs, Higbee-'I think you had bet
ter go for the doctor, George. Johnny
complains of pains in his head"
Higbee-"I guess it is nothing SER
ious. He has had them before"
Mrs. Higbee Eyes, but never on
Saturday. brooklyn Life.
lie was very brilliant man;
He had a master mind.
In homely walks of drudgery
His lofty spirit pined.
Prospectuses and plans and schemes
He could unfold to you;
But somehow he had never done,
But always meant to do.
They were telling of books that they
had read, and the man with the high
forehead asked what the other thought
OF the "Origin of Species" The
other said he hadn't read it. 'In
fact" he added, 'I'm not interested
in financial subjects. boston Tran
script.
Mr.. Noopop-"My baby cries all
night. l don't know what to do with
it.' Mr.. Knowitt ON tell you what
/ did. As soon as our baby com
menced to cry used to turn on all
the gas. That fooled him. He
thought it was broad daylight and
went to sleep. ."-Pearson's Weekly.
eyes" said the inventor, 'i think
I see millions in it, if can only get
the thing to work" "No doubt"
said the doubling friend. "What
have you in mind now?" "a scheme
for confning cyclones in bicycle tires.
See? There is your ideal motor, ct
merely the cost of capture. India
napolis journal.