The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-07-07

Npw York, July tive were sitting
mad in solemn council. And when 1 say
nrs" / mean the Householder, the Mother.
- two dogs, and lola. lola not being
no name by which he was christened, but
~ one given to him because of his real
..ic tendencies. He always sees the ma
,s-iaI side of life. and finds a beefsteak
10 infinitely more interesting than the
.,,st beautiful sunset that ever gIowed.
4 l. glew. as people prefer to say it. The
|,rothers fad is cleanliness and nothing
lee makes much difference to her provid-
4, 4 everybody is happy. The dogs like
.-sss a romp and a few bones more or
sss OVERLAND with meat while the House
older has no particular views of her own
mn fancies a good novel. The question
nder consultation was this-it had Meth
.r the merit of novelty. or originality
Where shall we go for the summer
6yst as soon as it was asked everybody
hooked blue, and everybody began to tell
tbat had happened before.
Said Zola: "Dwo you remember the
me we went to spend the summer in the
outh? It had all been arranged for US,
nd our days were to pass in an old Vir-
&rinia homestead with a lady who had
nee been better off. We never saw worse
avs than we did that summer. The house
yas all right, but you can't eat a house
tnless it is made of sugar candy and this
sne was wood and needed pain ting sadly.
shall never forget the night we got
Mere We had Travelled all day and were
kusty. dirty and tired. The antiquated
kentlewoman announced that they had
aited supper for us, and there arose
before my eyes vision of hot bread, good
offee and juicy steak. The reality was
bakers bread, iced tea, and that devilish
lish known as Clipped beef. Nothing
as hot, but my temper. Then we
greed to pay her more and have a hot
upper, and her idea of hot supper was
. Eeak tea made, it is true, with hot water,
Oast and stewed prunes.
zone day a man was coming down to
lee me- and | started out to find a place
or him TO abide. l went to a house pre-
iied over by a maiden lady. 1t was ex-
uisitely neat, a marvellous contrast to our
ntiQuated lady's house. The mistress of
b. manse, so to say, had delicious cork
brew curls four on each side of her face,
bid she wore a hoop skirt which, when
BE- sat down tilted up little and display
white stockings and funny low-heeled
clippers that had laces crossed in elaborate
fshiOn around each aristocratic anklet.
was beautiful. There was mistake in
beginning. l said what my friend was
billing TO pay, and then l happened to
Benton that he wouldn't be there very
Il UGH, when she nearly tainted and asked.
IRE you referring to a man?' l gazed at
ter and answered politely enough that we
4Rd never suspected his lack of manhood.
hen the old lady drew her hoopskirt a
n tie closer and said that 1t was impOssi-
for her to take a rough, rude man
TO her home. told her he wasn't rough
4nd he wasn't rude. She said that might
true, but she had no protector. Poor
soul, she little knew how safe she was
by, even if a man had felt tender feel
g for her, the hoopskirt and the curls
ere SO essentially proper that he never
fould have expressed his regard for fear
~ bringing a blush on her aged but maid
ly cheek. Goodness gracious! how we
ere bled that summer. 1 tell you, there
some fine Yankees south of Mason and
xies liner
Oh, that summer is nothing" said the
ouseholder, compared to the one of
travel to find, when he arrived, a
81 0St lovely place. 1t certainly was last.
ar II was case of another long and an
81 ilhy paradise as far as view was con-
med, but man cannot live on view
9ne The housekeeper inquired If we
ould have a cup of tea and we said:
es. Tea. if it had been called picnic
nonade it might have described it, but
% = inc oh 1IR arto
IS ana pink in color, by the name of tea,
an insult to the land of the almond
ca. Soon after our arrival we were in
.lneQ that the neighborhood was very
stocratic and that local option pre-
liea so did gossip. And we discovered,
MN twenty-four hours, through the
haness of the other boarders, that,
sely owing to the local option and its
tues %, most of the sons and hus-
B mas who got out on a late train had
ne trouble in getting home because
~ We're full of enthusiasm and whisky
aihed IN the nearest city. We were
told that the neighbors never called
summer boarders. We felt we were
area something, because, usually, in
se small places, they do; and then they
III" your clothes for patterns, and
~ newspapers for information, and like
heVer-dying poor, are always with
=, however, one family did call on us.
vi name was Queen, and they lived
AZ uoor. They were the most afflicted
~ / ever met in my life. The mascu-
queen was wearing ring of some
u cure rheumatism and taking some
VI tea for dyspepsia. The Queen
n iii sI mad but one disease and that she
an never get rid Other tongue is hung
e 'He middle and runs at both ends, and
gould give you full particulars of the
& A1dl IN the family of Noahs first cous-
81 we The daughter had the longest
a l ever saw, except at a circus, and
81. sTa1e, and it had cords that worked
1lu down in queer sort of way when
sang oh, believe me If all those en-
ing young charms, and this she
III ~ sing. They were polite enough TO
seSt mat should go to a sanitarium,
ra s they had all been, and they volun-
s. 81 Prescriptions and patent medicine
~ and, indeed, every facility for
a. except a cheap undertaken.
.."o-py-four club existed in the town,
NE sle mother was asked to one of their
Moons. She went. and had a chill,
10 the high culture mark, and was
~ ~ wineglass of Angelica to warm
r.. II you have ever met this wine
81 NIlow that in strength it is about
10 10 milk for babes, and that for wo-
having chill it is about as useful
proYerbial cup of cold water. In
al 'Io were two people who had pub
oooks-at their own expense-and
save away copies with their auto
IA III tnem to any deluded people who