The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-10-30
SPENDING A PLEASANT sUMMER.


a Cluhman'- Cheerful Chat About iii,Iiacs
on The Sca-horc.
- learn something new every day nh1ut
thurr being tricks in all trades, 80 said the
clubmnn morniully. lie was sitting in
the reading room Of his club, waiting for
bedtime 10 come, and he looked as II he
had lO-t his last frianl
"Is % your pond, ring over the tricks
that keeps you away from home 50 la,ei'
asked his friend, plnncing mt an empty
glass and % pile of cigar ashes
'lium,'" said the other cynically. L
haven't a home"
"Gmcious!" exclaimed his friend sym
pathotically What have you done with
it,
The clubman struck the bell in dospcr.
ate way.
Its gone" he answered in tragic
voice His eye was not Wild and his hair
was properly arranged, 81 that there was
no reason to suspect him ON that score Of
sudden mania. but there was something
strange and ominous in his manner.
Il have been the victim Of bunko
game, " he said, with theatrical gesture
VI have been bunliocd out of my home and
family. The gold brick game, the green
e"ous g"illt' inc lhlIlpicflb ghlhe-l nave
been u victim of them all"
nat TOO DAD, sald ms friend, sit
tlhs uu"l cautiously ana carefully study
ing inns new form ol insanity.
"ToD hldl" cried the other. ITS the
worst CRIME OF ages. Now, Just listen to
this. My family have gone for the summer
to the New Jersey coast. We have rented
IA nice place down there, and they enjoy 1t
worry much when IL Inpsn 4 rain 0nn1s ar
the wind doesn't blow hurricanes, or the
fog isn't 50 thick that yon can saw 1t into
blocks, or 1t isn't socold that you freeze to
death in your winter ianncls.
lie stopped To mediate over the charms
oil the climate there.
But We can put up with that, he
said, FOR rs told you, IT'S a good place
when none oi those Things hhppen-and
sometimes they don't happen.
There Is my commutatioH ticket
though. ala not ihlhk much about that
when l TOOK the place. wen, thcy charged
me lot OF money Tor THAT ana they made
me take II Tor the season. GU see Mhht
hNc hrIdnE'lI'l' thl1 H. II We EiN' UP
inc pl'lcc NJ inc chu ol month"; We k't!
rlEhU on paying our cnhhih"lhtloh rates
III lhct' u Is All phld up now. Ihnt Is
part ui lhls b'autiiui Arrangement You
pay IN auNance'
oh, therc Is another thihg hpuut thls
commutatloh ticket. IL begins Win the
calendar month, ana as we Went down
There III the middle oil u month had the
pleasure OF being heid up every DAY Tor
Nl.ou uhtll inc ISL
but now apoul losing your homer
On, what have been telling you
ABOUT the Communication ticket Il only pre-
hlhlhary-paft oil inc buhko game Now
we come To the family Again he rang
thc helI desperately
men TOOK the place charming
nome by tho sea they advertised 1t
theIc was 10 ne' oi course, ohahhc III
tile tiIhe 'apie, summer schcdl'le' well
inc summer schcdule mas gone into effect
ana you sec inc result, am whht call
horflbie example II doht catch an
carly AFTERNOON boat can I get There at
1lI' am very busy man. think l
nave succceu'u IN c;ttchlhg IL three Times
inns season II 40 eaten II, inns Is the
programme the next dhy' TWO hours late
''t my oiHc'' 'il' enough Whch fehch IL
10 say good afternoon To every one, to
a'sli CHECK lur some summer resort cN-
pohao, graz my nat poit Tor the elevator
run ilho u u'tr lnr my Duit ana miss H.
lhht lhe way IL goes us beautiful
ilc. i am such stranger 10 my wlle
.li'' silo mas ialI'ii mo tie hapit OF call
my me Mr. II" she uSeu 10 90 before we