New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-02

Tine Garrison Nlenn) loodcco Ledi
believes in plain TAX. 1t says: For small, crawl
lns creeping sneakng thievery. the Tennessee Leg
isature stands in bold relief and unexceiied
. Why not out Evans by resolution ana
end the farce? Why not count in Turney by reso-
luton and end the shame? Why be cad or
thug sneak thief? BE a hghwayman:'
As Titles Go.-Hobs-who's this man you alluded
Nobs-Oh. he's Professor Teddy. who teaches BIZ
ol9gy and ethnSlogy n big RO,,nSs YOU ,ust
Nobs-Hes the professional strong man ana
prze-ring traner.-,Chicago RECORD.
The handsome illustrated sixty-page issue OF
The Commercial Advertiser" which appeared on
Wednesday, furnishes ample evidence. not only or
the ability but OF the prosperity. OF our neisnDor
under It's present enlightened management We
tender 1t our congratulations.
He-How does it happen that none OF you women
sh4Noh we already have perfect one. When
need currency We just sit down ana cry 'o' IL
Cincinnati Tribune. ,"''
The new woman" is beginning TO ask why the
title Mfr" may be given TO a man whether ne ID
married or single while the equivalent title Mrs.
can only be given a married woman. She thinks
the discrimination is a badge OF thraldom.
What's tina, you say my boy?
The teacher says YOU are as sharp as a needle
bow have no doubt she did-but remember that
needles a:ways go mo things Witn ther eyes
Sow there's the pin. The pin has head. you Will
notice, which prevents it going IN too far
Be Ike the pin. my boy.-,Rockand Tribune
The alvarez OF the japanese in China and the
fear OF Chinese rising against Europeans ana
other foreign residents have caused the Powers
to take assures for the protection of their ctt'-.
zens In the Celestial Empire. Apropos OF that' ~
may be Interesting 10 state that France, WHICH,
until her recent quarres with Italy. had been IN
trusted with the protection Of all Catholics IN
hat VA heir Y.
tains in that country a diplomatic and consular
corps. numbering thiriy-eght persons And stnI
France has great interests In the Middle Empire
for there are oaly seven Frenchmen at Pehins.
with 80 ''rroteges" disseminated all through CHINA
A; Shanghai there are 80 Frenchmen. Nifty Of
whom belong TO he municipal foreign guard of'tne
settlement At Hong Kong there are ~ French
residents q at uea-Tsin. at Canton. IL at Nang-
Use 4 at LangIrhow and at Foo-Chow, with
50 'proteges"
IN THB GOOD TINE COMING.
The Courteous Attendant !at the theatre)EYs
madam; this is the place 10 enrsK Your arse nat nn,
The Courteous Attendant tpolitey)--Not yet,
madam: kindly pass on TO the next window and
check your big sieeves.-tchcago Tribune
The Philadelphia Record tells OF a good old
Methodist lady who became very happy last sun
day under the preaching OF the Word, ana eJacu-
lated Glory" She was admonished to keep quiet
soon becoming forgetful. responded. "Hallelujah!
The brethren again called her attention TO the an
noyance and ted her that II she did not keep quiet
they would be compelled to remove her The SER
mon proceeded. and the old lady. becoming very
happy and forgetfu OF her surroundings shoutes
out. Glory TO God,' This was too much for the
brethren and they tried to lead her out. but she
refused walk so they carried her On her way
she said: IT am honored above my Master, FOR
while he was carried by an ass, am carried by
two"
The Cheerful Idiot-"Do you know said the
Cheerful Idiot THAT ii is the easiest thing IN 'ns
Journey or returning by the way he carries his
boarder. What IL the diTerencer.. a..
The Cheerful Idiot settled himself little frner
in his chair and gloated for moment before ans
swering -,
Is going away he carries his valse toward the rail-
road station and when he Is coming PACK ne carries
It in the other direction Indianapolis journal
Chef-Justice Griffith, OF Queensland. Australia
has written to gentleman In TINS q"
OF the working OF the method OF
voting adopted In 1892. II allows the vot"
to Indicate his first and second choice candids'e.
by placing ,he figure 1 opposite the name -
his first choice and the figure opposite his seoo"a
choice. Then the first choice candidate proves 10
be unpopular the first choice Is disregarded ana the
vote Is given, according the second choice.
to some other candidate BY this means a grea'
economy OF votes Is effected. Where there are thIee
candidates the least popular candidate would tsA
OF election and the votes Of his supporters would 30
TO OF the two remaining candidates according 70
the wish OF the voter In this way two minorIues
may become majority This method was descr,oeu
In The Tribune of October Is. iSl' by Dshie ..
Remscn a lawyer OF ths city. and was adopted IN
Queensland less than one year afterward. in'
Chef-Justics closes his letter by saying: i ta"A
the system Is free from difficulty Inc oh'y oo'.o.
ton I have seen made to It came from persons
WIN are conscious that they cannot command
majority Of the votes but still desire to be elected
! worth,sssness Of the Authorities-Ewan Each:
avlew-NOw, for instances, there's that WIZ WIZ
'urid." suppose you think II means req ~"u
fiery.
Dooseware-Of course II does.
"well look IL the dictionary. , M.
docs sol 1T says. ghastly pale, g09my' us:
mall It's Just as I've always said ts lou c1 ahs
! book shut)-<ChiCaso Tribune