The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1895-10-04
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Subjects for this week:
/, Monday-Health Va. wealth.
| Tuesday-Men and women shoppers.
| wednesday-The winter girl.
| Thursday-should women smoke cigarettesf
| Friday-Babies who boss the house.
saturday-Motss and beams.
The baby the boss of the house.
| Every household that has baby has a
boss. II matters not II the baby aforesaid
! has q pug nose, or q wart or the side OF
! its nose, a big mouth and otherwise as
| homely az Il can be, IL 10 still considered,
by the parents at least, the prettiest piece
OF human anatomy In existence. But
when the tiny creature is really beautiful,
then his or her bossship Is complete, not
| only for the immediate household over
which he or she may preside, but the
whole neighborhood is included in the
domain OF subjects too willing to do
homage.
| The baby is the boss of the house at all
| hours OF the day or night, sleeping or
| waking. While the father does not give
4, such constant evidence as the mother
| that the baby rules the household, at the
same time he realizes the fact that part
and parcel of himself reclines beneath the
silk embroidered coverlid In yonder
trundle bed.
To the father, the recognition by the
baby, whose eyes speak, and the dim pies
In the cheek, give emphasis to what 1t
would cay, il Il could % say anything ynn en- en-.
chin, and indulge IN the baby talk,
which custom has made accept
able as the current language Tor the
occasion. The language is something
ater this fashion. zoos baby IL ooY''
course, the baby doesn't understand what
papa or mamma is trying TO say, and the
translation of the language 10 not exact
ly necessary.
After the boy babies are three or four
year old, and from that up, they can OBJ.
tam just what they need in clothing at
the Misfit Clothing Parlors, 199 Westmin-
ster street. At present, the several de-
partments are replete with the latest IN
! ready made clothing, and patrons will
receive the best OF values.
Babies make slaves of their parents, or
rather parents make slaves of themselves
for the ba bies. They are willing TO make
! all kind of sacrifices, and when the babies
| grow up TO men and women, they DO not
always appreciate the fact. However,
that makes no difference. The babies
have only to cry and point at anything
they wish, and II they will but smile an
| acknowledgement, they can order out the
fire department., and have the order duly
honored.
Ii 10 funny to contemplate the fairy
stories mothers will confidently tell about
their offspring, giving their hearers TO un-
derstand that their baby of all other ba-
bies is the handsomest, the cutest and al
together most wonderful baby that ever
made its appearance in the world OF ba-
byhood. 1t is natural. All mothers
l. -. - x<.f- Ia. fhA fa-
by show OF the world.
The Wheeler and Wilson sewing ma
chine is the best. Have you got one?
/ The quiet baby.
Everybody likes quiet baby, but q
| quiet baby is no better than baby that
is not so quiet. Come TO think OF il, the
preference is herewith given 10 the noisy
baby, the one full OF spunk, with plenty
of lung power, who kicks of the cover
lid, and doubles up its tiny fists, and
sends a sockdologer into the nurses face,
because of her carelessness in regard to
safety pins.
"Uncle Tom" Carpenter has large in
voice of blankets on hand called sec
onds,n when he will sell at a price that
-
double the quantity intended. Mr.. Car
penter is at the corner OF Clemence and
Wey ybosset streets.
| A baby who can yell like a Comanche
Indian, and only keeps quiet on dress
parade occasions, vs. the baby that grows
faster, at least so IL seeme than the quiet
BABY. At sll events the baby that
makes a noise Is the baby there is nc
doubt about, while the baby who Is toe
quiet suggests a future dullness not
pleasant to contemplate.
The Crystal Maze has made hit at IL
Westminster street, and crowds are
amused every day and evening, investi.
eating the mysteries Of the cunningly de-
vised optical illusion.
Babies boss the house. and everything
and everybody in the house, from the
standpoint OF being the most important
parsonage in the immediate vicinity.
From the time they first commence &c
coo, until long past the time they dor
knickerbockers, the fact is made appar
ent that their wishes and desires mus
be considered first above all others, and
they generally are. OLD VET.
Customs Officers Eyes Open.
HALIFAX, Oct. 4 - The Gloucestc
(Mass) schooner Shenandoah. put int,
Halifax yesterday for shelter She i
bound home from the Grand Banks nnt