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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13
A Wedding in Sumner Comfy.

Chief Justice Charles Barney Rosan o.
SUMMER county Joined together one
-, last week. the destinlcs OF TWO
dnsIsv individuals with the following
ceremony: hart
..This is one Of the awful and heai'-
rendlrg epochs of human eAls'eilor,
,,.ficb should be approached with prayer
and without indarofum or le'lly, ~
should be cogitated upon proiouhu'y
is a step which should be taken 80
careful consideration and WIN MAJ Ni'
reflection. II there be any person p,
aent to-night who knows Of any potent
or lawful reason why these TWO -
sborId not be joincd together IN tne ~
5,ssoiuble bonds of holy matrimony' iet
him her. OF whoever sashay ior"atu a'.i
ut off his nv-trap without any neslta-
ton or mental reservation, OF e'So io
ever hereafter hold his peace. -.
rhe Squire then concluded the so'e"h
ooremony i'm the following strain
As no one comes forward forbldding the
banns, 90, 49,. ,ot,,
hands. ...t.,...,.
regret, %.
BY This institution You marry Bet.
Va, u',,b ali The affection you have Tor
Jim, ,.f.,,,
Forsaking all others do you marry MINI
Then for better or worse and ouFih-
pronounce you both to be man ana
Now. up the hill, jim. or down the
salute your bride. you ugly black devil.
Hazel Green Herald.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

Many a father thinks that the h' Us
admitting him when it is simply tis To
EXPRESS it's contempt. o..
II a baby's power was equal 70 's
,oalevolence. there would be q great
MANY more murders committed In TINS
country. ~ A.. mill
The collie is the only thing that WIN
,sctle a baby without first considering
the consequences. .Aor,
There was no baby in the ark. II there
had been all the animals would nave
succumbed 10 insomnia.
A baby will leave its bottle az any
time 10 feed upon the caterpillar nc
crawling across the iloor
If a full-grown man had voice li Pio pro
norton to a baby, he could make niii'9e'i
heard from here TO New York city.
Babies know more than we think 'ney
do. They always know when a. H. ar
rives and are sure to wake up.
Babies not only believe IN early rlsins'
hut insist ON everyone around mem ael-
ING ON tire same belief.-Flor.da 1ih's
Union.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13
When sim Dying, Egypt, Rlng,7 Was
Written.

II seems TO be a pretty well Established
fact that Gen. William X. Lyut had the
manuscript OF bis celebrated ,posn. I'm
Dying, Egypt. Dyits." on his person
when the Confederates came acoss MS
body at Ch.cNamausa
clnnatti before the war. but II nov ap-
pears that he composed it NJ odd 'ours
in the camp. tt. :. -
IL had not been finished the night baore
the battle. and feeling. as he told ms sslt-
row. he arose to finish it by the duii hsNs
OF a tent Lantern. l.. .,,,,ta,o 4.
Before morning he read II complete y
his friend and before noon ne lay on
that bloody field pierced with TWO S Shn
balls. He commanded a orIsauy, ~ '''e'
idan's division. -Maysville Republic
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13
Solomon and the Fool.

One day Solomon and fool were walk
Ing together.
solomon said the fool, why Is IL
you never TALK"
Fool" said Solomon. that | may list
en- to other peoples wisdom
And then. after a pause, But why Is
IT you always TALK"
"That other people. I suppose quoth
the fool. may listen to my wisdom.
Whereat Solomon held mis- tongue and
went home though.fully.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

Jaw. Miss Feighr." asked Chawles Az
eernawn Chapp. "D'ye know why ii IS
| think YOU are Ike a mirror
Give IL up"
'sWen. y'see. you're such a-aw-a
good looking lass.'-Cincinnau CONNER
cial Gazette.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

In the Club iLibrary-''Is Gumpert
writing an essay? Every time l como
I'm here | find him portng over die
tionsry or encyclopedia" mo. The doc
tor told him 10 avoid phlogistics. and he
was ashamed 10 ask what that means. so
he's looking II up. He's alreauy read
over the rs Ave times. and now hes
begun at the beginning and is systema,!-
caiiy going through the dictionary
Truth.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

Servant applying for place)-"And l
shall require the address CT your last
servant" Allstress-"What for?" Ser
vant-"Why. TO get your character from
her, OF course ~ Judge
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

Napoleonic.-"I wonder unused the am
bilious maiden. II wonder now, If l were
10 20 over to Europe and marry three or
four of those counts. and princes, and
dukes. ana things, could l retain all
the titles after the divorces '-lndianap-
oils journal.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

Linlcrd 90 customer ioiling on four
chairs)-sir. you've emily had one glass
OF beer and you are behaving as if you
had consumed shilling worts--
ScAweizer Wochcnblatt.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

Mrs. Minks-Isn't 1t queer that such
little Bit OF country as England can rule
such a vast amount OF territory?
Mr. MinkS-Well, / don't know. You're
not very big yourself, my dear.-New
York Weekly
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

"Cleopatra's needle weighs $50 tons-or
so / have been told" said Harkawav
Il don't wonder she preferred flirting
10 sewing" commented Dawson.-Har-
per's Bazaar.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

Hayseei-what might se be calm
tibet thing ye hev on? CITY Mana
sweater. Hayseed-A swHter! rory
smoke. Amt the sun enoughof er sweat
er fer ys?-,Judge.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

asked she Of one of the officers. why,
that is the stecrage." answered he. And
does II take an Of those people to make
the boat 90 straight" Bits.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

."rherc goes young Van Doodle over
there: did you hear that he tried 70
blow out his brains when the heiress re.
fused him." NO; d-d ne su.Ce0"'
.,'Thev don't know. Brooklyn Life.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13
Very Timely.

Some English words are very cohius"
Ing"
For Instance"
"Weu. rowing and rowing In some
sentences, you can't tell whether iSs
boating OF lighting"
ayes, and the worst is that In some
match races you can't tell eitAc..
Chicago Record.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

There is only one thing" she said to
her dearest girl friend. that makes me
doubt Herbort's affection for me- What
Is that2' "He thinks that some of The
snapshot photographs he has taken of
me are good Ekcnesses. Washinston
Star.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

IT am very popular,t said the chrysan-
themum. Nearly evfy man who sees
me wants to buttonhde me."-The Flor
ist.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

Lets go on a bust" vaid one man at
Key West to another. what sort or a
bust?" "Filibuse. "-PittSurg Chronicle
Telegraph.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

"Why, Mr. Councillor you are tryihs
10 omen the front door with your CT
gar" ~. 49,,
Really now, | wonder if-hic-lye been
smoking the latch key?"-Schone Blane
DOrau.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

"Say. pop. what does the letters ID. G.
mean, dat dey always puts after Wash
ing;cl?"
"Dey means daddy Of his country, yo'
fool chile, yo'. why doan yo' read his
@'-1uGge.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13
~ So y!

Nnrse-Bertie. you naughty boy. leave
off playing with your soldiers directly.
Haven't / told you that you mustn't play
with them on Sunday?
Bertic-Ycs. Nurse; but this IS relis-
ious war.-Golden Days.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

"This is your little sister Tommy"
said the father. showing him the baby:
you will love her dearly, will you not
"Y-yos, OF course" replied Tommy, IN
spectng the latest arrival; but it'll cost
a great deal 10 keep her, won't Il.
Il presume so"
yes" 81 "a Tommy. with a lonG-drawn
breath; land when | asked you the other
day to buy me white raboit you said
YOU couldn't afford it"-Paltimore Ne So.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

you did"
"E.hel' he said gently but firmly. Il
use6 to yearn on salary OF SIS a week.
Wheu a man has the expenses of a fami-
" 10 look after he's got 10 quit yearn-
ing and go 10 hustling. "-Washingt
Star.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

ooh Harold" she said. you do not
love me as you did before We were mar
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-13

yes. dear. in the hospital For your
and let trolley-cars bunt into me. know
ing that every time ! got judgment for
damages from the companies you were
so much nearer saving the old home
stead. Hug me easy, my own precious
Cue'
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1895-09-28

In the superior court of the state of Wash
ington, in and for the county OF Whit
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1895-09-28
GOV. MCGRAW AND THE coll
IEGE

The Chehalis Bee, in speaking of
an address delivered by Governor
McGraw at the county fair at Che
halls, says:
during his remarks, however,
he took occasion to say some good
things about the state agricultural
college at Pullman. He is an en-
thusiast on the subject of we'll man
aged state institutions. Referring
to the questions that confront the
farmer Governor McGraw said:
"'Our national and state govern
ments, through liberal appropria
tons for our agricultural colleges,
are taking an active part in the
solution Of this problem; and it af-
fords me qualification to commend
to the boys and the Young men who
are listening to me, yes, and to the
men of mature years, also, the ably
conducted agricultural college and
school of science at Pullman, in our
own state. The experiment station
at that institution is doing admir-
able work, and soon the station re-
Gently established near Tacoma will
be furnishing information OF great
value to farmers. At these stations
agriculture is reduced to a scientific
basis and farmers educated in the
economy Of production. The quail
ity of feed for stock; the value of
different kinds of fertilizers; the ro-
tation of crops, the diversification
of agriculture; the best uses for diff
ferent kinds ofsoil, all are practical
questions which receive intelligent
treatment at these experiment sta
tions.'0
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1895-09-28
SUM MONS.

In the superior court OF the state Oh ASH
inpton. in and for the county OF Whit
man.
W. f. Williams, plaintiff,
$. T. Rosster, G. l.. Ingram and Ida NJ.
Ingram, his wife, defendants.
The state OF Washington to the said {.
l.. Ingram and Ida NJ. Ingram, his wife:
You are hereby summoned to appear
within sixty days after the date OF the
first publication of this summons, to-wlt:
within sixty days otter the 18th day OF
September 1898, and defend the above
entitled action in the above entitled court
and answer the complaint OF the plain
tiff and serve a copy OF your answer upon
the undersigned attorneys for plaintiff, at
their office below stated; and in case OF
YOUR failure so to do Judgment Will be
rendered against you according to the de-
mand of the complaint, which has been
filed with the Jerk of said court.
The object of said action is to obtain
Judgment against you for $685., with IN
terest at the rate of IL per cent. per
month from September 9th, 1898; tor the
further sum of $1,000 attorneys fees and
plaintiffs costs and disbursements here
in, and in order to collect the same, at
tachment has been issued and served on
property belonging to you, tO-Wlt: On
lots 4 and 5, of block 5, Rossiter's addi-
ton to the town of Pullman, Whitman
county, Washington.
STEARNs & HARVEY,
=. O. Address Pullman, Whitman
county, state OF Washington
(tirst publication Sept l4th-6 w
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1895-09-28
THE NEW SCHOOL BOOKS.

A writer in the Oakesdale Sun
gives the following regarding the
new books adopted by the public
schools of the state:
The Franklin readers are retained
so those who have readers will not
have to buy new ones. Those who
have to purchase readers will find
them 333B per cent. cheaper than
before.
The Columbian speller displaces
the old Modern speller, and schOl-
ars can exchange the old for the
new by paying a digerence of five
cents.
The Columbian elements of arith-
metic and Columbian complete ar
ithmetic displace Wentworth's pri-
mary and Wentw orth's grammar
school scnool arithmetic, and the
old books are exchangeable in the
order named above for seven and
Is cents.
The new history is Ellis United
States history and displaces Eggles-
tons first book in American history
and Eggleston's United States his
tory. You can exchange either of
the old histories for the new one by
paying rs cents.
Hyds's lessons in English and
Welch's first lessons in English are
displaced by Reeds Introductory
language work. Either of the above
books are exchangeable for the new
and the difference is only 10 cents.
Reed q Kellogg's one book course
in English displaces Welch's Eng
lish grammar, and the exchange
price is % cents.
Pathfinder No. 1, and Pathfinder
No. 2, are displaced by lessons in
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1895-09-28
Most Perfect Made.
40 Years the Standard.

physiology and hygiene. First book
and either of the displaced books
are exchangeable for the new for II
cents.
Steele hygienic physiology No. 3
is displaced by lessons in physiol,
ogy and hygiene second book, and
the exchange price is "a cents.
Harper's biographies make room
for Rand e McNally's. The ex-
change price for the primary is II
cents and for the grammar school
25cents.
The Graphic system ofcopy books
(slant) and the common sense copy
books (vertical) displaces the Har-
per courses. These copy books will
be sold at seven cents.
The above is a complete record
of all changes made SO far. Until
further notice, the books for the
higher grades, not mentioned above,
will be the same and be sold at the
same price as formerly.
The new books will be sold 49,
per cent. cheaper than the old ones.
The first reader will be Is cents
which was formerly 25 cents. Com
plete arithmetic 50 cents instead Of
IS cents and SO on. The new books
are adopted for five years.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1895-09-28

AN Oregon editor was invited out
to eat elk few days ago, and after
he had partaken of courteous
supply of the flesh, and had pro
nounced 1t excellent, was informed
that it was horse he had been eat
ing. The name seems to be the
hardest part to swallow,
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1895-09-28

question of time as
/ could not be cured.
l gradually grew
worse, very weak.
and completely dis
couraged, until I
lived, propped half
up in bed, because I
couldn't Tie dozen
nor sit up. Think
ing my time had
come l told my fam
lily what l wanted
done when I was
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1895-09-28

ANOTHER Englishman, Rose by
name, has challenged the New York
Yacht club for race for the Amer
ica's cup. The fact that his chall-
enge comes so soon after Valkyrie's
attempt is poof that he is not ofthe
Dunraven stamp. Dunraven and
his kind have now elapsed into a
we'll developed case of the sulks.
Rose need not fear but that he will
be given a fair chance, but the Eng
lish are beginning to learn that it
will not do to try to bluff" the
Americans.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1895-09-28

TT was an easy matter for Pres.
Cleveland to press the button and
start the wheels of the Atlanta ex-
position revolving, and it was just
as easy for the president, through
the ascendency Of the democratic
party, and by pressing the demo-
cratic congress, to stop the wheels
in thousands of factories through
out the land.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1895-09-28
L TEART DISEASE, like
many other ailments when they

many other ailments when they
have taken hold Of the system,
never gets better of its own accord. but
Constantly grOsUs sUOrse. There are
thousands who know they have defective
heart, but will not admit the fact They
don't want their friends TO worry and
Don't kssOsC sUI,at to take for it, as
they have been told time and again that
heart disease was incurable. Such was the
case Of Mr.. Silas Farley OF Dyesville, Ohio
who writes June 10, 1894 as fellows:
81 had heart disease for G3 gears,
my heart hurting me almost continually.
The first Is years l doctored all the time,
trying several physicians and remedies,
until my last doctor told me it was only a
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1895-09-28

THE rains have not materially
damaged the wheat of the Palouse
country; not nearly SO much as the
exporters will try to make it APP
pear. Only a small percentage of
the crop was standing during the
wet weather, and that is somewhat
bleached, although it should not
have much effect on the grade.
This is where the farmer will be
benefited by shipping to a port with
in the state; the state board of in
spectors will see that the grade is
fair and honest.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1895-09-28

ADVERTISING matter has crowded
the news of the HERALD into rather
close quarters this week, but ar
rangements have been made to en-
large the paper by it's next issue,
when the relative proportion of
reading matter will be given.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1895-09-28

PRES. BRYAN is the most popular
educator in the state, as is attested
by the numerous demands made
upon him for lectures, etc, at diff
ferent points in the state.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1895-09-28

THE HERALD has turned out a
large amount Of job printing in the
past week. People are learning
that we do work to suit them, and
that our prices are the lowest in the
Palouse country.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1895-09-28

In the face of the hard times the
agricultural college has made a
most remarkable growth. The at
tendance has increased almost fast
err than the proper facilities could
be prepared for it.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1895-09-28

WITH its increased faculty of
good men the agricultural college is
prepared to educate the youth of
the state as they should be edu-
Gated.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1895-09-28

THE foundation now having been
laid, the Whitman county fruit and
agricultural fair should become an
annual institution.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-07-21
CHEAP BUT EFFECTIVE HEROTsM.

A pretty girl ana two young men stro.led into
Central Park and after walking about for time
seated themselves shady bench TO rest and
Chef One Of the young men conspicuousy
well dressed. ard apparently was the favored
OF the two The second young man had about de-
cided that he out Of place. and preparing
to leave the others. when the young girl exclaimed
"Oh. my feel something craving on my neck.
Take Il off. Charley. Please take IL on.'
Charley" the well-dresscd one put his eye
glasses and gaZed nj the girl.
Gracious, me-. he said IT'S one OF those horrd
caterpI!ars why 10 they permit such things In
the park? Walt until get something to take II on
20. Jack! Help me-" beseeched the girl. turn
ing to the other young
Jack quickly picked off the caterpillar with his
fingers. and as he held II In his hands he said:
1T Is one OF the most harmless things In the
world-it wouldn't hurt a baby"
20. know IT," replied the girl; but didn't
know what II was. and II has made me feel quite
faint. Please take me home. Jack"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-07-21

hurgh whore many matches at draughts were be-
Ing played. The game then popular In Scot
land. 1t stlll Is Mr.. Porteus began match
with Mr.. Bertram. player OF local reputation
After two three games had been played, Mr.
Porteus said he had business TO attend TO.
Let my herd ladde play for me- he said.
Mr. Bertram consented. and began TO play with
young Wyllle The next day the fame of the Herd
Ladde" spread In the city. he had won
ffty-nine games from Mr. Berram, who had been
able 10 get only draw. II not long be-
fore all scotland had heard Of Wye. and the
title Of Herd I.addie" was so fastened upon him
20 cling for lie. His fame increased by a
number OF matches with Professor Andrew An
derson Robert Martins and other celebrated play
ers, who first defeated him and then were beaten
by him
For many years Wylie went about the country
pedillng watches regular business and play
ing checkers FOR money against all corners. For
more than twenty years he has been travelling
about the world. charging "shuen" for every
game Played with him. and occasionally contestng
matches for stakes. which he usually has
He came - this country IN 1873 and played over
1900 games 4 checkers Of which he lost less
than my In 1871 ne again visited America. and
won 1854 ont OF 1857 games, drawing L7ji and
a game for the privilege OF playing with him. he
mus; have earned a fair income. In this country
G l. Freeman OF Providence. and the late r. D.
Yates. of BROOKLYN. winning from Barker and los
ing 10 the others. rs Nyille mas nlSHIy Sue
cessful In England and In Australia. 1t is be-
lieyed that ne has acquired snug fortune
Wye claimed the title OF champion draughts
player OF the world" until last year. when he was
beaten by James Ferrie. a much younger Scotch
player. In a match Of ninety games. of which Ferrie
won thirteen and Wyllie six the remaining games
being drawn After the match the old man said
despa,rlngly Il dOOt I'm too aud for draughts.'
but since then he has played thousands OF games,
AMI has made remarkable scores n many places IN
'cunny," and he has seldom failed 10 win matches
on which has been Siaked much 'sler.' In late
years his hearing has been extremely dull but his
eyes are stin keen. He talks with a broad Scotch
accen, when he has anything 10 say, but, Ike many
other experts In the silent game he Is inclined 70
be tacitiirn. lie has been temperate ana careful In
his habits during his long life. although he has been
rowing from place to place almost continually.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-07-21

Thus her sister. Lady Aberdeen. has been the
Home Rule Nicereine II Ireland and IN" LIN
eral Vcercine Of Canada. while Lady Ri!"y
brother Lord Twecdm0uth held a seat IN Inc
now defunci Roschery Cabinet. OF which ne
was one OF the towers Of strength. In spit" II
their political differences Lady kdey's broth
ers and sisters may be said 10 be habitucs 81 n'r
Conservative salon.
Lady Cadogan. whose husband becomes Vice
TO, Of Ireland with seat I'm the cabinet. IS
probably the lady Of the British nobility VINO
stands closest IN friendship and highest In re-
gard with .hc fair mistress Of MARLBOROUGH
House Between the Princess and the Countess
sentiments OF the most sincere affection ana
confidence have always prevailed There Is no
house In London In the country where the
Princess and her daughters feel themselves so
much at home as at Lady Cadogans ana
whenever the Prince either dimes out alone or
gives one Of his stag parties at Marlborough
House England's future Queen is In the habit OF
inviting herself and her daughters 10 spend the
evening with Lady Cadogan at Chelsea House
which Is renowned as much for It's splendid nos,
pitality MS for It's magnificent marble hall ana
staircase EN-Ai lholir-'