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The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1895-12-27

Young clint" as he ia Familiarity
known. was probably the most popular
member Of the lower house OF the Twenty
fourth LEGISLATURE. Although n new mem
her, he served on some of the most inn
pprtaut committees with marked ability
ana earned quito . reputation for industry
and Folieitude Tor the beat interests u
the state. IT II were loft to the press
gang Mr. Giddugs would be elected sem
afor hy pcolamatlou.
Other members of tho lower house cred
tied with senatorial ambitions are Hon
Jof Mclcmoic who has an eye on Sen
ator Atlce's scat and ~ H. j I'm A.
Waynrd. who would bo willing to succeed
) ilator Steele. Lar.
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BETTER THAN A DEED.
He Held the Land by shotgun Logic and
the Good Old Bordsr Pan.

He Held the Lanu Dy cnotSun hoEtc anu
the Good Old Bordsr Pan
From the Detroit Free Press.
Within a few miles of the North Car
olina state line / stopped at a poverty
stricken cabin to smoke a pipe and
chat for a few minutes with the tall
est and raggedest native I ever saw in
the South. 1t was evident from the
looks of things that he was at hard
pan and below. and after some general
talk 1 oueried:
.sWhy don't you 20 at II and fix up
your cabin so as to make 1t comfort
able?"
fact" he replied. but I'm tryin to sell
out. yo' see
Us that the reason you have no
crops?"
"Yes. that's the reason"
And how much land do you own
hereT'
much, but a powerful lot. I reckon"
But don't you know where your
boundary lines begin and end?"
.srhey might begin down thar by
the creek and eand up thar by that
| big tree" he replied in doubtful tones
"Your deed ought to show" l said.
Eyes. but I hain't got no deed"
"Didn't you get a deed when you
| bought this property?"
mo, sah-no deed
Then how can you saw YOU own II?
How kin I saw. sah-how kin
| say?'' he repeated. why. sab. cum
| long we're arter the wah and liked ths
| looks OF the place and squatted on II
| Since mat time three different critters
/ rev cum ND from jacksonville TO his
me OF. and I hev killed two ant
wounded the t'other and held right on
| II that hain't ownin' the property thei
ga like to know! No. sab. haint go
no deed. but / hev got double-barrel
ed shotgun. and i reckon thar won
be any disputes about ownership whei
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7RADELERS' GUIDE
ANACONDA TIME CARDS.

Butte, Anaconda g. Pacific r. Y.
CTame schedule.)
All trains arrive and depart nom nooo~
Anaconsa a Pacific depot
ARRIVE IN ANACONDA
No ., Butte express. dany .....-u0 p -
No 4 Butte express making con-
u~utson at Burte wirh Greak
Northern railway through
trafns from EAae and West ar
r1vcs daily ........-.... ....-...... ~ - y 7.
DEPART FROM ANACONDA
No. z Burte express. DEPARTS
daily ............... ...-............ Wv -
No. a. Bucte empress for 81 Paul.
and all Eastern and Western
pcsnrr. Departs daily ........--... $50 IN
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Great Northern.

Great Northern.
TRAINS LEAVE BUTTE
Train No. "a. Atlantic express.
t-bound for 81. Paul. Chi
cago. New York and all east
ern pOintS-......-....... Wv " N
Train No. ?. Butte and Helena.
express o-W = N
TRAINS ARRIVE BUTTE.
Train No. =. Pacific express.
west-bound from 81. Paul. Chr
cago ana all eastern points,. s.S0 p m
Train No. I. Helena and Butte
express........ -AA.os y N
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Montana Union Time Card.
TRAINS ARRIVE AT ANACONDA
BUTTE TIME CARDS.

Butte, Anaconda a Pacific X. X.
All uralns arrive and depart nrum or~es
Norrhern depot a. Butte
ARRIVE IN BUTTE
No. Z. Anaconda sxpress. arrives
dAuy ..........-... s....s------"--- - -
No 4 Anaconda expreDs. com
nectinx with Great Northsrn
railway through rratns tor ba&
md west arrives dAtiy.......... s3 -
DEPART FROM BUTTE
No. Anaconda expresA leaves
daily ......-.-....-- :. .AS-. - .
No. I. Anaconda cxpress nom eI
Pas.i Helena and intcrmedhcs
po1nes leaves daily .......--.---. eO u
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Thousands OF cases OF Consumption,
Asthma Coughs. Colds and Group are
cured every day by Shiloh's Cure.
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See that your tickets read Burling-
ton route via Northern Pacific at Bill
ings-
The reduced rates to the eastern
noints go into effect on the 10th via
the Great Northern railway. Second
class rate 20 St Paul. Minneapolis
and Duluth, $50. Rates TO points East.
correspondingly reduced. City ticket
once Al North Main street.
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Excursion tickets to California points
are on sale daily, via the Union Pacific
railway. This 10 the only direct line.
the time beng 5s hours from Butte 10
san Francisco. For further Information
apply 10 your nearest Union PACING
agent. or Z. V. Maze. General Agent
Butte. Montana
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IN LIVINGSTON.

Livingston, Nov. 23.-The Alpha Lit
erary society of the Livingston High
school held its regular weekly exer-
else Friday afternoon, rendering the
following interesting programme in
highly creditable manner, the whole
being intersprsed with some excellent
music by the society's orchestral:
Decitation ........ ....Clifton Mcleod
Essay ............. ........ Maud Smith
Recitation ............... Mary Murphy
Essay. ............Lestie Cady
Music. ........ .'.'..Nelle Nolan
Recitation .......... .......fdy bdnIoru
Cornet solo sam wyatt
Essay ........... ....... Jennie Whyatt
Recitation ....... ...... ....-Gus ESler
Instrument duet. ............
Alice Chambers, Everett Hutchings
Recitation ........ ......lrene Jameson
Music .................Em Emma Coleman
Recitation ............. ...Rosa Stumoo
Vocal solo ................. May nolan
Recitation ........... Maud kearney
Music Lawrence Vicain
Debate-Mark Conrow and Charles
Buchanan and Harry Hathhorn and
John Egler.
Cant. James F. Keown of Troop B,
Montana National guard. OF Bozeman.
and Miss Austa Bowers OF this city
were united in the holy bonds of we'd
lock at the residence OF the brides
parents last Tuesday evening. the cere-
mony being performed in the presence
of the relatives of the contracting par
ties. Mr.. and Mrs. Keown left on the
first train for Bozeman and have gone
to housekeeping in that city. The
groom is not only captain Of a militia
company, but he is also chief OF the
Bozeman fire department and game
warden for Gallatin county. The couple
have the best wishes of a host OF
friends for a long life of connubial fe-
licity.
Col r. z. Fisk, department COM
mander of the Grand Army of the Re
public. and one Of the 16 editors of the
Helena Herald. was in the city this
week and met in an official capacity
the members of Farragut post OF this
city. Colonel Fisk was agreeably en-
tertained and spent an enjoyable even
ing with the old soldiers of this city.
The officers and members of the An
cient and Accepted Scottish Rite OF
Free Masonry are preparing for the
sixth annual reunion 10 take place in
Livingston during the second week OF
next February. Prominent Masons
from all over the state viii be in at
tendance upon this annual convoca-
<ion TO receive and confer degrees
from the Alta to the 32d. both inclusive
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To California without Change via "Th'
milwaukee,"


ON every Saturday during the win
ter an elegant Pullman Tourist Sleep
er will leave Minneapolis (s:25 a. m.).
ST. Paul 0:s5 a. M. and arrive at Los
Angeles, Cal. at $50 y. m. following
wednesday.
via The Milwaukee's" famous He
drick Route" to Kansas City. thence
via the A. T. & s. Ry. through
Southern California
A most delightful winter route to
the coast.
Quicker time IL made via this route
between ST. Paul and Minneapolis and
California than via any other line
Rate per double berth. Se through
from st. Paul and Minneapolis.
Leave ST. Paul and Minneapolis
every Saturday morning. arriving Los
Angeles every Wednesday afternoon
For berths. complete Information and
lowest rates. apply to The Milwaukee"
agents. ST. Paul or Minneapolis. or
address ]. T. Conley.
Asst Genl Pass. Agt-.
St. Paul. MINI.
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special Excursion Rates.

Effective Oct. 6. special steamship ex-
cursion rates to Scandinavian. English.
German and French points have been
Authorised: also an additional reduc-
ton in the through rates TO Cape
Town and johannesburg. effective Oct.
10. via the Great Northern railway.
]. E Dawson. general agent. Al N.
Main street Butte
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NORTHERN PACIFIC.

TkAINs AMI = Al BUTTE
No I, from 81 Paul Chicago
and ali Eastern polntA arrives
Northsrn Pactoe bocA dsoos
u c>uuy ~ No. No L from isspoI.na II.
coma. esattis. Portland and Al
Co0st pointa arrives AoatAnA
us''' rselNs as2Ii s.Iy LyEHvE eii;iiir Burrn
n. q. No \ 70. sPonsns. Tseos
Coast ana caiifornta pointA
iSSvs Moneana unsoa depot
ro oAh tor M a. Psui csicssc ana
All Eastern. eourhern and Ca
madam points. leaves Northsrn
Pacific local depce daily at-....t0s8 . n
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Can be had by using the Northern Pa
c.fc. Their tain Is the mrs. TO reach s.
Paul, aorwithsand.ng the facs = does no:
leave Butte until 1910 .. m. four hours
and 20 minutes Later than trains on Aay
other hnA
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DON'T
WEAR A
i J WIG.
The Imperial Hair Regeneration.

II is clean, odorless. lasting. II does
not contain an atom Of poisonous matter.
will not stain the scalp. baths do not af-
feet II, neither does curling or crimping.
No. I-Black. No. 4-Chestnut.
No. Ozark Brown. No. 5-Light Chest
No. 3-M d 1 u m nut.
Brown. No. 6-Gold Blonde.
No. 7-Drab or Blonde Cendree.
Price, $3.50 and $500.
Sole manufacturers and patentees. In
perial Chemical Mfg. Co.. 292 5th Ave-.
N. Y.
Rohr & Bagley, 113 Bush street, San
Francisco. agents for Pacific coast.
In Butte City. ID. N. Newbro Drug Co..
119 North Main street.
The Anaconda standard., 1895-11-24

Reduced rates TO Austria. Germany
Sweden and all points IN Europe. Tickecs
10 Chicago, New York. Boston. Pniladel-
phia and all eastern and Canadian points
Cali ct Butte. Anaconda a Pactfic pas
senger depot for rates. maps. etc
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Montana Union.

TRAINS ARRIVE AT BUTTE
No q Garrison express...........u:O 80 m
No. 100. Anaconda express....-...1o:oo q m
sNo. 100, Anaconda express-...... $50 m
No. co., u. r. fast mail. l............u;D m
TRAINS LEAVE BUTTE
No. I, Garrison express....-.....-- $50 m
No i0f, Anaconda express.......10.oO m
No io3. Anaconda express.......- e.o m
Connects at Stuart with train from
Deer Lodge and Garrison
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30
rmE HEAD or THE ARMY.

Lieutenant General John VI. Schoheld
reached the age of "a years Yesterday
and retired from active service as the
general commanding the United States
army. Ills retirement rounds out "a
military career which has been singular
ly honorable and ne retiros 10 private
the people OF the country lie is the
last of tho veteran generals OF the war,
on the Union side, who commanded an
army during the war and who fought
Il battle AS such commander. His mill
tary record is a part OF The history Of
this country and 1t is intimately con-
uected with that part which sheds the
greatest luster upon the yalor and
patriotism of the American people, lie
has been soldier an his life, entering
the artillery branch OF the service forty
two years ago. The beginning of the
war suw him a captain, Before the war
closed he had risen tp the rank of briga-
d.cr and had command of the Army OF
the Cumberland, He was In active sery-
ice in the West and - the close of the
war was made m tary governor Of
Virginia, during the reconstruction
period For brief time he was score
tary uf war ana IN 500 he was made a
major general succeeding 10 the COM
manl of the army of the United States
on the death vi General Sheridan in lSsS.
His successor General Nelson A.
Miles. is perhaps the most popular gem
eral IN the army. and his splendid career
VIII lend am addsd luster to the brilliant
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30
ALL OVER MISSOURI


The enrolment at the university has in
creased to 51p
Eav 10 illinois
4 franchise. for g,i electric. street car limo
rs pending before The Carrollton city coun-
ell:
3,lI,,5 gnU5 t'''' "it',rTgraI J,r,rr,,t
W." ii,y,.r..,,. '''' '''e''
I'd. ."' "''''N''N''
The POPS are making afIahEgmrhtS Tor
A. Dig gtInPmeg,ME a. ii'te wednesday ana
i1'rSlay OF ".N- "e'N'
~. T. Cory man SER of ne columbia foot
ball team, rs 3D. u"Tr"~ ~puui"uyr with Mich
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30
MIsTooK TuE yoItE.

Verify are the mine tallors of TOOley
street" again IN evidence. The old vocif.
crous cry OF I'VE the people" Is heard in
the land our unfortunate morning con-
temporary Is in sore distress and
launches upon the journal the wrath OF
the public"
"Nox populi vox der is the motto Of
our great state. Ou. unfortunate COM
temporary listened o. it's own voice until
It's imagination SCARED So high into the
cmpyr,uu that 1t believes it has heard
the voice Of The people. "Tho public de-
manis" The voice Of the people is the
vote. uf God
This reminds us of the story of tn,
applicant for ordination who presented
himself at a conference When asked
bus reasons for such demand he said
thlt while passing through "A field he
heard the voice OF God crying Go
preach 60 preach. go preach This
seemed conclusive authority until an old
minister arose and asked whether the
young man might not have been mis-
taken in the voice \ jagkass made
sounds similar 90 the command heard 10y
tn, applicant
Is IL possible that the Times does not
recognize it, own bray? Heaven for
hid,
But fu the interests of sanitation the
journal VIII comply with tho urgent de-
mlri of tho Tmcs-wc Ics pardon, the
uutl.c-Jud tell just why We printed the
eUts t th" floats 90, the Priests of PalIH'
0u saturday instead uf waiting until
sunday The answer IS easy!
TMu people wanted to sDu them and
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30
Mustc AND rur DRAMA.

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khoW'suH Hheht ot eohNsHlohel ia-l. ~
1oVd i"'oes OF 'h.s clas' are hol $500
U'y accumulate me most sl-Cesslul ~
i"nSS "'H' ,ue H"iIt9S "a wy ',i'.,'.
.'"e' ln's, th'uEs were PHy,lIu'9ai J.. e,.
uel. ln the oi'eHN pII ot vac N,u""' i"st
q ''oU' u 'tie''ous si"".'".'l' W.. s"S
gusts "h uht"eic put very ptuuueAse IL
gthse on tht part OF the several Coh'dlallS'
There seems to be sort OF understanding
with the foraginr committee that nothing Is
,o, poo1 for orp-b ,,4, I,ut .bers. are
- - -,
olher pirates apioad, ana therefore u nap
pens that few of the iarcical bon mois
by the same license which has been made
,yailobl. f,, mi. surr,ss Tho com,
,t, g.. ,,,,,s,,,it,, h,,,.,,. ,,i ,'-ict,,I b,,y-
wy '9 '""'"N''S H''Nl.t 'N" Va A'"',' -.
ever ~ starts on Win tush IN the new
York real estate office and accumulatee
momentum so RAPIDLY that bv tbe end OF
sh' s'sohl eet combustion occurs ID tns
FORM ul an pkIahoma cyclone. lhe thlrd
act takes place amid the ruius-but not the
melancholy ruIug-of a county seat trans
f,rr.i t,, n ,cr.' s,,, lac. .., ,i1,rr,tr :
~ ~. ~ .,,s ' -,
srfrits ,v.rs ri,. s,,,.,.sy,. i, u.,bt. Nfo,~,
,t,,ti5, - az 80
NV'Ii' ana III the requirements oi thl5
play completely both being exceedingly
.''NtI IN Ch'tactei, as wen as III SPee'ul-
-, - 49, "''N t",o''.9 az ,''-
S,touS PoHIts, ,ol ihe pttiy'hi J's
''Si''' jun fEahS ana NJ - 'dlldE1'I
are consequential IN the Incidental parts
and Frank O'Brlen, whose lullerous tramp
spesftlti.s b,ya mad, rit, n rayorlte has
u'O"d scope. MISS CIlNe White puts ~ Il
very agreeable appearance frequently and
Immediately becomes th. center OF attrac-
ti5n for a half dozen mon win rroposals
nsten heltner purlesluys the new woman;
in. IN MS - talp mas a iSGI,nyN.hE sohs ann
uiitgt a.. me ,iast aGl. me PltGy is WI
fS'7,a u''4 Mtir y,' ",.H Is 4" D''SHt vustI-
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

position he will occupy as the head OF
the army. He Is not a West Pointer.
but he is as gallant soldier as ever
graduated therefrom. IIe Is a mag
ninceut Indian fighter and his army
record is one that will compare with that
of any OF his predecessors. lie has been
"a major general FOR thirty years and as
the general commanding the army he
has four years of service yet before him.
IgaU O., fns gb{sf
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30
a Party Of Travelling PhysicIans.

tend the meeting of the American Public
Health Association, which win be held ig
Thursday, passed through Kansas city
yesterday morning. IN the party We're Pr.
William Bailey, of Louisville, KY, the
president of the assoCiation; DIR. T., i,
Conn. of Concord Il. H., president OF the
board of health of his statei DR.. 4. +.
Young, OF Augusta, Me-, seeDetary of the
of Columbus, O.. secretary of the Ohio
state board of health, and Or. 5. L. Wise,
Of Millersburg, o.
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30
DEEP WATER DELEGATES.
Representatives OF Aransas Pass, Tex
Prepared to Press Their Claims.

Mr.. brewster Cameron, of Aransas Pass,
Tex. and Mr.. Frank j. Heney of san
Francisco, we're at the Midland yesterday
On their Nay to Topeka, where they 20 10
Watsr Convention of the Western states
thai will be held there on october 2 Nh;
Cameron is 10 represent the claims oi
comes win credentials from that city,
while Mr. Heney, who lives in san Fran
cisco hut mas heavy interests at Aransas
pass' Will be with him TO do all In his
bower To advance the interests of the Pass.
Both gentlemen are very 9ntnusias{{i l, a., {ie
an over the West in deep water, ana feel
certain that their city has superior claims
mai win not fail to be fully appreciated
when the selection of port is TO be
made. They went to Topeka last evening.
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

walked back again We'll, what OF It?
Was q, supposed MIR Sage would be SO
foolishlv eNtravagant as to hire a cab
for this short distance?
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

A number Of exchanges are comment
ing on the fsct that Russell Sage walked
from his office to the sub-treasury the
oxher day aud drew s16S75. and then
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30
Mrs. s. W. Coates Carriage Decorations

The carriage OF Mrs. Sarah W. Coates In
the Hover parade tomorrow Will be dec
GRATED as follows: Water nymphs, undines;
and touch of yellow, Nymphs in sea
green. Names of occupants: Mrs. U. S.
Grant llawk and Miss Blanche Purdy.
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

When the Hon Buck Mccarthy of
Chicago. gets tired Of politics he cain win
additional laurels by joining % football
team.
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

Mckinley and Reed Will be sure to- re-
call the fact that the last time Harrison
was before the people he was over
whelmingly defeated.
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

secretary Olney is still attending
strictly to business" seyr the Boston
Herald. Isn't there some mistake about
This? The general understanding is that
Mr.. Olney is still strictly enjoying a
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

We fear the AdlH Stevenson boom is
going To- no ruut. It isn't growing
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

Any locomotive engineer who doesn't
know that a. mule has The right OF way
is iucompoton, and should br discharged.
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

The Democratic managers should iu-
duce Marlborough tp defer shipping that
fifteen million wad ntu after the fan
elections
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

Wichita reports AN invasion of bugs
the insects being AN inch deep on tho
streets. BuE-juice will be more plentiful
than ever in that uuregenerate town.
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

The New York Democrats came ont
strong for good roads. The road they
had to travel last year was uncommonly
rocky, and there hasn't been much i'm
proyement on 1t yet.
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

When the members of the admuistra-
tion get back to Washington they VIII
find that business has considerably inn
proved during their absence
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

They do these things differently In
oklahoma Instead of making a run ON
the bank they run after the banker with
n rome
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

"The Washington Post march is now
played in Germany Many people i'm
this country regret that it is not played
there exclusively.
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

The proposition TO have John L. SulIi-
van attend the Dallas fight and act as
rcferec was probably originated 10y the
man who has the bar privilege.
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

rhaI".y ,gu'' II. i,fsoirtrs:
n. htlt tNu'. .'. Il. i'ao,ner-.
~ mn H.t .... .r,.l "a shock
~ 't',s .#E
MiahAa N ,V .,..k
I 70 was h,Nl .. .l,rs
hah ''' "...
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N,Nf Jay b.. .N. 3 ..
u hteaHs' WN NOI.
INe pastor 'i't" 81.
In o. ia' i4 '
Then ma went OF. H" Nt' ''f'
\ goiN look was TO 'tr ~
Ana yet, next NAt, .H. ...'
My ma was a'i lH t..''''I ,.-,,
Nl'.".'i.'. ''.''
That Willow G,tt.m Is Oh. most successful
woman with tho m.n j ever knew. Shh
mas married and hart..l fHH.r hush bands aud
now she +. to marry 10 t#.r.h"
nII -far,. my tIIr. ,N.ff.uL succeeds like
siSc. ~ -I,.i.k
Detroit Free Press AND YOU VIII never
forget mo2' asked The sun 'ner resort -..t
of her lover The iry goods .IgrN
,,ytb,S- r,.'-. ts'tI,5,
'
A gray be.r.g hr.g.r llv.l old man.
WIN s,frl n .,.. nm. .shatk
Grimm. ii W.' .t ...,g ana. Winters lay,
WIN 'bNr,ti ,..r .-.f r1,.k
"
10 r,.,,...t. I.u , ,.,.,7s,, .arn.
NuI .tnai Inv .r" "r'n 1oar.
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

II those Dallas sports have expended
$4,000 to prepare for the prizr fight
they will hardly higgle over spending
few thousands more TO buy Legislature.
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

1t is intimated that when the time Is
ripe the government at Washington win
interpose in Cuba's behalf The govern
ment at Washington is very deliberate
in its movements 70 nelp people strus-
Cling for freedom IL is only when AN
oyerthrown monarchy is 10 be restored
that 1t gets In a hurry.
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

The Chicago Tribune finds that the
trouble with the New York Democracy
is "a bad case of ingrowlns harmony"
Isn't It rather a bad case Of growing
iubarmouVy
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

1t is not surprising that Governor Nor
rll has gone home sick. The prospect of
having 10 enforce the prohlb.iory law
in Leavenworth is enough TO make any
man sick.
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

our neighbors have heard the invita-
ton of the karnval Krewe To "komc
and kayort," and they are coming in
multitudes from all points of the
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

New York Recorder: Yes said Mr.;
Jones, this bicycling fad is a splendid
thing Why its going TO give this coun-
try good, smooth, hard ROADS in every di-
reCtiuu within the next ten years"
For my part" Mrs Jones replied, "I
wish they'd have good soft roads-at any
rate while I'm learning and fall off SO
often.
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

Judge: The size of the woman has moth
ing to do with the size of the devil she
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

Truth: Bobb!e--"What's an epigram?"
Susie-"O, it's a way of saying something
knows so that only clever people
can set any sense out of it
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

Tammany Times; Miss Amy-"Of course
you are familiar with LougtelIuw's S poem,
TO Stay at Home Is Best?"
Dolly-'Nes Miss Amy, and think he
must have written it Just after return
ing from a summer outing"
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

New York Journals II am not rich" he
said, 'but if the devotion of a true and
tender heart goes for anything with you,
1T goes we'll enough with me, Mr.. Spoon
bill Interrupted tine fair maiden, with Il
viii it go with the butcher the baker the
grocer? Those people must be considered,
you know
Kansas City daily journal., 1895-09-30

Judge; Manager-"I have a new leading
lady
Eeporter-"Ahl with a past?"
MauaEer-"No; but she's very busy maxi
ing one.