The Press., 1895-03-21

The Worcester Gazette tells story o1 Rev. Dr. Bancroft, the father of George Bancroft, the historian, and once pastor of the First Unitarian church of Worces- ter. A carpenter was commissioned to make two tablets, on which the Ten Con- mandments were to be painted. The car penter made the tablets of knotty boards perhaps not realizing their use. When Doctor Bancroft directed the painter not to let the knots show, the man who was @ waggish character of the day, painted the Ten Commandments and carefully left spaces where the nots ought tC stand Dr. Bancroft had a sense of hu- nor, and it is believed, he laughed, ol perhaps smiled, and then told the painter he had misunderstood him, and had bet ter restore the nots.
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 A.-"What are you going to do, now that you have amassed so large for tune?" B.-"I shall retire from busi- ness, and tell everybody what burden wealth is, and how happy was when l posse ssed nothing"
 MARvEIOUs5 RESULTS. From a letter written by Rev. J. Gunderman, of Di- mOndale, Mich, we are permitted to make this extract: II have no hesitation in rec ommending Dr. Kings New Discovery, as the results were almost marvellous in the case of my wife. While was pastor of the Baptist Church at Rives Junction she was brought down with Pneumonia succeeding La Grippe. Terrible parox- ysms of coughing would last hours with little interruption and it seemed as if she could not survive them. A friend recom- mended Dr. Kings New Discovery; it was quick in it's work and highly satisfac- toy in results" Trial bottles free at B. K. Taft's drug store. Regular size soc. and $1.00. ... i
 Slime: "Your father was an old whaler, wasn't he, Jimmie ?" Jimmie "Yes; but near as I can remember ma did her share of it."
 h the fall of 1893 a. son of .Mr.., F::lA: McFarland, prominent merchant of Live Oak, Eutter Co.,, Gal, was taken with 8 very heavy cold. The pains in his chest were so severe that he had spasms and was threatened with pneumonia. His father gave him several large doses of Cough Remedy which broke up the cough and cured him. MT. Mo Farland says whenever his children have croup he invariably gives them Chamber lain's Cough Remedy and it always cures them. He considers it the best cough remedy in the market. For sale by w. w. Lathrop, Stafford Springs; c. l.. Phil lips, South Coventry.
 Other people sometimes get tired of the man who never gets tired of himself.
 Sick Headache, constipation and indi- gestion are quickly cured by by DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the famous little pills. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; G. L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 A pushing man always gets ahead in the world. So does cabbage. @
 Wv. Lathrop desires us to publish the following extract from a letter o1 Chas. M. Gutfeld, of Reedley, Fresno Co.,, Cal, as he handles the remedy referred to and wants his customers to know what a splendid medicine it is:
 1t is with pleasure tell you that by one days use of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy 1 was relieved of a very severe cold. My head was completely stopped up and could not sleep at night. l car
  always stBrts in the head and afterwards extends to the throat and lungs. By using this remedy freely as soon as the cold has been contracted it will cure the cold ai once and prevent it from extending to the lungs
 My youngest is very fond of pedes trianism,' said Mir. Cawker to Mir. Cumso "I didn't know it was old enough tc walk" ''It isn't; but it is old enough tc know I can."
 BUCKLEN's ARNICA SALvE.-The bes salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, letter chapPBd hands, 'chifblains; corns, and al skin eruptions, and positively cures piles or no pay req quired. Guaranteed to giv' perfect satisfaction or money refunded Price :25c.. per box. Sold by E. K. Taft
 ''In the last church fair did the young ladies take part,?" Mr. slimpurse - "Great Scott, no; they took all."
 l.. De Witts-. Witch Hazel gsalve cure scalds, burns, indolenti sores and sneve f&tls'to cure piles. w, .sHeald, StafforC Springs; e. L. Phillips, South Coventry
 A FALSE :4IAGNOs1s.-La drlppe IS con founded by many persons with a sever attack of catarrh, which in some respect resembles the former. These individual suffer severely with pain about the fore head, eyes and ears, with soreness il throat and stoppage of the nasal passages and in fact, are incapacftated for work O any kind for days at 3 time: These ar catarrhal sufferers. Ely's Cream Baln &hn hoc 1tc relief.