New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-26
TIE TALK OF TIE DAY.

An Anglican vicar recently advertised for an
ganst who was to receive SO month, in return for
which he was to play three services Sunday and
one on Wednesday evening, when also, the boys
must have an hours practice; on Friday. he must
conduct full choir practice first giving the boys
half an hour by themselves. and attendance Is
pected OF the usual feast days Further. no pupils
may be taken to the church organ nor may that
instrument be used by the organist himself. save
Sunday afternoons
corporal was drilling a squad OF recruits Inn
patient at their futile attempts to Keep IN me, ne
Just step out Of the ranks you set Of buffers and
come and what you look like"'-(Le RappeL
Ensign William Darlington Evans, of West Chester.
Penn. writes to correct the statement maze IN
recent address before the New-York Society OF the
Sons of the American Revolution, that tine sons
Of the Revolution admit Ito membership py cohat-
eral we'll as by lineal descent He says: The
constitution OF the Society Of the Sons Of the Revo
luton provides that ones eligibility for membership
shall consist in being "a descendant etc. Now the
dictionary says a descendant Is one lineally de-
scended from another" And he declares that as
the Society Of the Sons OF the Revolution lives up
to its constitution the statement objected to is alto
gether erroneous and misleading.
Does George jerks away from
SCHOOL,"
Robbie-Nope,; he does lot worse, though
Robbe-Why, he likes the teacher.-(ChIcago
Inter Ocean.
"You ought to see the teeth Of those who work
in candy factories" says Chicago dentist In
the mouths of some of them. however you would
see no natural teeth: they are all false. In inc
case OF many others the teeth are ruined Inc
fumes in these establishments are damaging TO the
teeth 1t Is known that candy eating Is more UT
less Injurious to the teeth, but that does not COM
pare with the fumes OF candy in the process Oh
being made A large part of my practice comes
from the candy factories, and the work Drought
me in this way is of the most difficult Kind
Rum Going Up.-Customer-I don't see why rum
Deaier~Ifs on account Of the Japano-Chinese
Hum. Don't see how that can be" ,
Japan intends to carry western p nd a0d tha
will vastly increase the demand Tor rum -'Ne"-
York Weekly.
A curious hotel bill is published by the Gazette
de Meran," in Tyrol Austria. II was mace OUT IN
1851, by the hotekeeper Of the Lazins 'iliase' 10
Prince wilhelm of Prussia, who was after"ard
Emperor of Germany under the rame OF VIII
helm II: Lodging for the Prince and five persons OF
his suite r. kreuzers coffee, 10 kreutzers for each
person kreutzers for pot OF milk; kreutzer TOT
/ egg The dinner at St. Leonhardt was moderate IN
price also: Soup and meat, krtutzers; roast D.
dessert, 10; wine. kreutzers per head Inc "ho'e
amount for breakfast and dinner, six persons was
form, A kreutzers Prices have increased some
what during the last forty years.
Fragile-He-W Woman is decidedly the weaker
vessel.
She-But I notice man is the one who is always
complaining about being broke.-(Detroit Tribune.
1T Is we'll known says THE Inland Printer
that il Is the widow of pressman VINO MAKES
the best income out of Partisan newspapers She
passes the whole day gathering news; about MD
night she arrives at a central cafe and for GER
tain fee allows reporters and correspondents 10
make extracts from her notes. She Is ever ac- Q
curate and always up TO date. Perhaps the most
modest and meekest newspaper busybody Is the
reporter who supplies the press with the pro-
rramme OF the music to be executed by the military
bands in the five selected public squares or gardens
during the season. He is a retired policeman.
aged seventy-four, and he earns at that calling -
per month"
She came I'm answer to my advertisement Tor
waiting maid" She was tow-headed, pimpled ana
freckled When | questioned her as TO her aDiilty
TO MI the above named position she answered, WIN
modestly dropped eyes and promiscuousy droppea
situation she told the following story: The
loidy where lived larst ad 'arnsome little poodIe
dawg nymed ScpIo. She nymed I'm harfter
hansunt Rummun-I suppose because e was sucn
a little rum un ITSELF. Scpio, e was troubled
with somethink of hrritatin natur, an me
mssus harsked me to herradicate IT, SO saturated
Scipio with turpentne an shut I'm IN a room Win
a good 'ot fire, so he wouldn't ketch cold. Scplo
feelin' cold and damp e poked the fire bit with
his toy. Wen | went hinto the room arr our
later there wasn't air or 'ide or heven grease
spot left o. imam thot's why I'm lookn for an
other sitooaton, mem."-(London Truth