The Arizona sentinel., 1895-09-21

classification needed. X lone
 species, not even classed by Dar-
 win. Wont pay to sample. All
 cOnceit and damphool.
 There are two others, one with
 dress on, the other wearing a broad
 Sunday school smile and a loud
 cravat. Alike the cat family they
 are always on the alert for a good
 thing; soft snap; cream at fes-
 tival or any other place; they will
 purr all right and look nicely as
 long as you stroke their backs the
 right way, but for heavens sake
 don't rub the wrong way, if you
 don't want to see and feel your fur
 fly, and loose all hope of heavens
 by your incorporate ejaculations.
 They will stay good in the corner,
 but God help the mouse that comes
 their way. Assay-All kitten; lap
 until the milk is gone.
 There goes another prominent
 character, the hound, he typifes
 greatly. Start him on a hot trail, yes or cold one, he runs through the orchard, across the garden, overturns the chicken coop, upsets the small coon and goes out the kitchen door, still yelping, yelping and the cook cussing that dratled fool dorg. Never did know noth- ing no how. It is the nature of some men and dogs to howl. Yes, and whine about their happy home over there, bone and the day of Judgment, will both consume, but never produce and each serve problematical end in creation. Assay-cant and whine 100c.
 Over there is another hell and man of the bearer species. No matter if he gets washed out and his Dam eternally busted, his teeth are good, he will build another in a better. place he may cut close, but he cuts squarely and evenly, ! and keeps his weather eye open for l good snaps in the way of wood and water. Will run, energy 5Oc., contentiveness, soc.
 Bless goodness, that calf has gotten loose again. No matter his hair is parted centrally, his hoofs are polished and by way of heavy mental exercise he is noticing that white, not "marble" Faun on the other side of the street speculating on her shape, and wondering what she will pan out when the old man dies. Poor calfy go home, bleat for the old COW. She will furnish lacteal nourishment for the. body (but little mind to nourish). Run around get some grass and wonder what nice calf you are.
 What in the name of all that is holy is that? Why, greeny, only that mild eyed Gazelle on a two-wheeled, busi- ness. Sporting in the balmy sun. Shine, Angelic all in white, dress too short and pants not long enough at either end. Now the first thing you will know, that calf and Gaz- ellie, will be, what Is known and called man and wife, and poco tempo, a kid for the calf to amuse at nights by trying to sing to sleep as he walks the floor, and gives the sad kid Mrs. WinsIow's Syrup, and things to make him cease to chant his nocturnal hymn. Assay-calf and all crazy, will know better after awhile.
 Here comes a fair impersonation of Mir. Reynard. He looks eun- hing and shrewd, and knows of some unprotected hen roosts he has been in. How mild and in nocent he looks with his ears cock T ed up. Oh, how foxy, he is, he t can slip card, quicker than any I fox can swipe a chicken. You don't have to assay him. Just only fox.
 The Tiger is but poorly represent ed in the human race unless their victim can be caught asleep or drunk, and then man and beast Ire alike, they will go through him i for all that his hide or clothes hold be 1t coin or blood. Yes and the i more animal of the two will boast of it after as I once heard and knew {