Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1895-05-02
pUNoeNT PARAGRAPHS.

The speaker Of the house.--Mosl
hnybody's wife. e.--Philhdelphia Record.
An honest man is tie noblcst work
Of God; but many that pass as such are
the products Of the pNnal code. PUCK.
We cannot tell how soon we shall
have to leave this earthly sphere. Even
the hours Of clock are numbered. i
Yonlters Gazette.
IT'S Jinlss poet9" mo; just hard
times; couldn't raise enough money TO
have his hair cut"--Atlanta Constitu-
tion.
Cats and several other animals have
false eyelid, which can be drawn over
the eyeba1l, either TO cletrse IL OF 10
protect IL from too strong a light.
R-Over 1000 yards Of linen cloth have
been unrolled from one mummy. The
cloth in texture resembles the cheese
cloth Of the present somewhat; It is
finer in quality.
---He--"Do you think blondes have
more admirers than brunettes2" She.
III don't know. Why not ask some OF
the girls who have had experience in
both capacities2''-Life.
--Friend-"H your washerwoman
charges by the piece, IL must be rather
expensive" Young Housekeeper-"O,
no. She loses so many things that her
bills are never high. IN Y. Weekly.
--"My dear" said Mr.. Kiclxles, you
are, to say the least, very hard TO
please" 20, don't know about that,
she replied. 81 married you, you
know Washington Star.
-"How Is your wife?" "Um, her
head has been troubling her a good
deal this year" "Sick headache9" mot
exactly. She keeps wanting a new hat
every four weeks I'll Corriere del
BagLi
--'',gu,,.y DO you make some Of your
dumplings small and the others large,
Frau Huber3" because my husband
has been complaining lately Of having
too little change in his diet"-Unsere
Gesselschaft.
Too High.-Tom De Witt-"You
didn't bow to Mr.. wyckoff.' Kitty
Winslow-"o, all flesh is grass you
know, and I thought that particular
piece of grass needed cutting. detroit
Free Press
-Hecler-"The porter on our car
took quite fancy TO me. In fact, he
acted as though he wanted 10 come and
live with me-" Decler-"I suppose
you mean he evinced desire TO share
your quarters Smith, Gray & Co. s
Monthly.
--She-'It is very nice TO go to the
theater, but you never take me along
when you go" He--"Well, III take
you with me tonight There is a play
on the boards you ought TO see. "
"What Is it?" 1.-THE Tanning of the
Shrew'"-Texas Siftings.
-Figg-"But do you really think
that fruit is healthful?' Fogg-"Oi
course II is. Look at the police officers
who have fruit-peddlers' stands on their
beats. Aren't they as healthy-looking
a set Of men as you'll find anywhere
-Boston Transcript.
NO." unused Mr. Benedict, as he
sat down to do some repairing on his
clothes-''no, marriage is not a failure.
When | was single II was an awful task
to threat' a needle. Now ! have a wife
and she threads IL for me. IN. Y. Press.
Exemplary Patience-IIe lat the
trysting- ce)-"What time you have
kept me waitingy" She-"Quite the
contrary; it is only six. and did not
intend TO be here before seven" He
Just so; but you have mistaken the
day; have been waiting here since
yr'-Humoristische Blatter.
Bound TO be Miserable.-"It'sa a
great thing" exclaimed the philan.
thropist, 20 great thing" What's q
great thing?' asked the man who al.
ways kicks. This reduction of the
price of bread" "Yes," was the dis
contented rejoinder, that's what I've
heard a dozen men say. They don't
realize that it's going TO make tn,
bread in a ham sandwich more out oi
proportion than ever."-washingtor
Star.