New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-13

II gems that many people in San Francisco save
No their dead all the week IN order TO nave the
funeral on sunday and a ministers meeting was
held m. other day In order TO protest against the
practice.
Rank snindlc-"what do you thlnkn e s:id J.. Eel
poI br,c< which had put in three days IN hXn'.
When ihe blame rube's hands got to shakih an 10
'r @Htard luck. said one OF the push" r,r
7 hovghf that brick from warranted il 10 be the
best PAWN brick. an would stand anything, BY
guess they aIn't nobody honest these days -ini-
Annapolis Journal
The new woman is continually in evidence; but
nothing is said about the new man. The fhllade-
mia Record" however has begun TO exploit TINS
unexplored field OF observation by telling OF new
man in that city. who hangs the weekly WASH Oh
the clothesline But this Information only makes Us
yearn FOR more. Does this new man actually WASH
the clothes? Is he an expert roner? can ne con-
coo, a boiled dinner? And is ne familiar with the
seventeen methods OF preparing scrappie? II not
then he is simply ordinary, no account Ola man.
hanging the clothes to attract the attention OF MS
neighbors while his poor wife, who Is perhaps
rev woman, has TO wash ami cook just as though
she old woman.
In a case before a Paris court. in which popu-
lar actress has had TO appear Is witness, the
about asking the lady, as he was IN du'y ooIha "a
that such question put to witness would be
direct Indictment TO perjury. 80 he asked her ner
age before she had been sworn; How Old are you.
madam he said Alter little hesitation the
lady owned 20 being twenty-nine Years OF agg;
And now that you have told the Court your ase
continued the gallant Judge. you swear 10 tell me
truth. the whole truth. and nothing but the truth
Cincinnati TimesStar
Within few days the Appropriation for the ex'
penses OF the Utah Constitutional Convention VIII
be used up and there is a great deal yet TO be
done. There have been little Tits now and then'
but the work Is now going on more smoothy.
The discussion the woman suffrage Amendment
has occupied great deal OF time. ana many anus
INK things have been said. one delegate proNoAed
a savage remark from OF the women listeners
when he declared that the talk was simply "thresh'
Ing over old straw" Mr. Goodwin took the view
that the purpose OF the convention is TO make
perfect gentleman of each lady in the territory
Another delegate. who has been dubbed the poet
81 the convention" began his speech by quoting
from Robert Emmett: II am going to my cola ana
silent grave" and closed with: Take woman
suffrage or lose statehood" When Delegate Rob-
erts rose to speak he said: III there must oe
woman suffrage at the expense OF Statehoou'
say that it would show not bull sense out Dun
folly to persist. beg your pardon for using such
a coarse expression but learned II from the poet
delegate
1t was mean trick that Foss Payei on, on IN, me
barber He went I'm for shave, ana he asked me
tonsoral artist If he thought ne could give h h
haircut and shampoo Mex ad'' ah and hair
oils that he could recommend me oarDer was ue
lighted and Fogg says he never had peter shave
in his life OF he can't play mat al he sane
shop again. but there are plenty Il otner 80
al, in the same Way great head has Fogg. but
wait iii one of his victims gets hold OF lt!-(boston
Transcript.
A well-known wheelman who was also "as'
was recently summoned before a judge In Copen-
hagen. Denmark. Tor riding on ioo'P"'" ''N'""
TO I.yngby Church.
lyon have been cycling on the Lyngby Church
footpath?" said the Judge. severely. The cyci!st
admitted IL.
You are fined four kroner"
The offender took out the coins and laid them
down.
May ask, Your Worship" he inquired, meekly'
whether Prince Wademar and Princess Marie have
permission to cycle on the path In question:
The Judge looked uneasy. "Um-no. certainly
not Is This your first offence"
1T is-and will be my last"
'In that case" said the Judge. Il VIII let you on
with caution this time"
The culprit picked up his money. bowed and
walked on AS he reached the door the Judge >
curiosity overcame discretion.
wait! Did you actually Prince Waldemar
and Princess Marie riding that PATH"
II? Your Worship-certany not" replied tho
wag with mild look of surprise; and then. with
twinkle In his eye. ne disappeared. leaving the
Judge to what must have been queer reflections
young Sunday school teacher In one OF the
downtown churches has successfully cultivated the
acquaintance OF the little ragamuffns OF the DIS.
trict, and has organized class of seven bright but
J untutored boys Last Sunday she secured an adj
! don, and mentioned TO the class that an eighth
| protested earnestly that they didn't want new
another, the boys remarked He can't sit side Nv
me-, and the teacher added: Well. he can SIT ey
me" This settled the dispute until after sunday
school was over. and one little fellow fingered to
catch the teachers eye Putting his mouth close y
| her ear he whispered: You'll get tired 81
! him. He's got heas."-(Philadelphia Record.