New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-21

r ;cd lr 6ia heart has becn bleeding r
ineman every time he makes speech -'iHu'a"ap
oils Journal
In February 1893. the First Christian Church. OF
c,ansea Mass was 200 years old; but for various
req sons the celebration OF the interesting event "As
postponed until last week
SPRING CAROL.
Now the peach hangs on the limb
Johnny;s goin' down to swim
Dlddys gon' hsna.
Now the ploughboy turns the sod
We kin near HIN huulrnin
cause the ishtnlns comm.
Now the new book agent knocks
Comes telicr sellin, clocks
Lots o. tine fer-money'
Soon we'll hear the thunder roll
Meath cloudy curtain;
Lots O glory, In your soui-,,
Sprng-and s,.c.ng fer certain; ,..,
ATLANTA Constitution.
Tho wheelyomen OF Grand Rapids Mich. TO the
number OF io5 held meeting the other uay ano
adopted the following resolutions; whereas our
t;covenlv Father with divine love and INFINITE WIS.,
dem I'm our creation. has made is bipeis ana Ell
dovyed us with wisdom; and, whereas. we DeheVe
the most convenient and the most truly "'o1e''
dress IS the one which clothes each leg IN separate
COVERINGS and true modes,y requires reform !"
clothing our legs: therefore be Il resolved 'nal -
ali cases where in our best judgment the reguia-
ton skirt is unh.a.thfa,. inpracticapie' uAc'eahiy
and inconveniort We Will have the moran coVasS
:, rcnounce our rrejucsccs and adopt such otheF
costume as wiz eliminate these objections as nearly
as may be"
p.squieting-Her eyes flashed Il would do any.
,bin~t Tor a great name exclaimed he
glanced uneas.ly in tie drecHon Ur ~ e ,nouire
n YOU have ma,rimony IN view or are you an auto
eriph nend? He Vas "a, PLAINLY T., upon pc
Tribune.
Home Heathen-Tell me. now, what Is the greatest
ditticulty that your foreign missionaries have to
contend with?
Foreign Missonary-Keeping our converts from
learning that we have so many heather In the hon'e
churches.
TOO Expenslve-"Dr. Hyphee Is suffering With
f foT and has called l"''".' a's.', ~
why doesn't he prescribe for hmse ai?c,co rrb-
Great Scott lie can't AFFORD H. -NC"cdso Inv
unc
"rt is common idea" says Cincinnati horse-
dealer that the change OF moye-powcr ior s,reeY
cars and the consequent disuse OF horses my
reducing the demand IS largely responsive ior ''c
decline IN prices o.. horses. That is true as 70 =
certain kind OF horsenesh-but not the best k'nd.
VIVA, affects my business more than anything else
Is the bicycle This d.nlnshos the use o' pette.
class OF horses-a class not affected materially ~
the substitution OF electricity for horses on street
railways The bicycle takes the place OF the gen.
|
o, buggy and carriage horses and % the young
s,cr's pony People In general do not realize now
dlsastrou. the BICYCLE has been to the market for
these kind of horses.
There came 2 burst OF ,hun nds sound
ont AT tie city baseball ground.
The lightning flashed. the thunder rolled.
The nc game me-" was called. and. wet and coId
Back TO the office he returned.
And sadly did explain
How his grandmother's funeral
""' ~(Kansas City Journal
The Jersey city Evening Journal" says that the
Germans and German American residents OF iiud-
son County frequently comment on a singular iaet
II IS that, when II comes to a hanging in the Hui-
son County jail. a German is generally fouhA
| danclne, at the end Of the rope The other inter-
esting circumstance is that while murders N
ths country in the majority OF cases are coma
mltted by foreigners. the Germans do no' com.
nit half Of them and that while Poles. Italians ana
Irshmen are arrested for many OF the homcidea
not a single Irishman or Italian has yet BEEN
hanged IN this county.
For Humanty.-"What may do for humani,ga,
Her bosom heaved with the great cinotS S cr rni'
impetaousy She somewhat uncertain whether
she would achieve more py ner nut on her bicycle.
detroit Tribune
The official b.ue book just issued by the Ha"aian
Government presents an interesting showing OF INC
| nnanclii and commercial condition OF the young
| Republic. According 10 lis statements. .no .p s.
invested In the leading enterprises OF the is'a'us
amounts TO s6 O00Oo OF which more than s-ooV''V'"
! IA American. The sugar Industry IN KS Various
! branches represents investments OF s-so'''''' y.
which Americans own Ss.5"V" inc exports u
| sncar last year amounted to So2nV"' OF "h'on
49, chan q, ner cent came to the United states.
! rb nuhiic debt of thc Republic Is Sil''fo'' '"o
rovcnuc from the sale OF Public iahds anu o'.V'
sources is ample 10 pay interest 0"a's'' ' 49,
r,,,n,n. expenses OF the government an" 'e
islands are enjoying season OF 'i'u"S'i' ' os.
/ mont which is the assurance OF increased 80.
| r,,v Altogether the territory which IL some u'Ay
| - conc into the American Union as the 'o''o
st,tc of Hawaii appears 10 DC In h's's p'o-'
ous and encouraging CONDITION.
rn,ortunate Casc"I would not 6e 50 d0 Mo Enow
ed said the syrpai hetlc iai. hova IN store for
what good fortune the WORM ''''
youw; ,s the use" roaned Mr.. Dismal Da%5no sem
w ma, ~ bavIn anything store fer me- WIN
! II is a dead thing can gu III S- "
| ?"-(lndianarois 'ou'h""
r,o Mammal Temperance Union jus; orSanihed
T., chicago is composed of mon ana wo''''n VIZ
! ho,,ay, that the Woraans Christian Temperahoe
| Union has outliyed It's usefulness. ana 10 IN
| .-,o,,coh. I'm its operations. Its aims arc tn"s
| exn,ained by one OF the organizers; we VIII nv
| be the tag end Of the suffrage party "o' "S -
| with the cranks Of the Prohibition party ~ pr
| hibtion would prohibit we wonia DC io' y 49,
epthusiastically but 1t often does more harn TIA"
good Where we influence high license "e
| shall do So Where can have licenses 'anen
| from d,sreputable resorts we shall work 10 mat
end In everything shall aim 10 De p'a.
| ucal Where we can establish places IN oppo'i-
| ,,o, 90 m. saloon we shall do SO. Men and women
will work side by side in this matter and po'ucs
| will be dropped We shall pass no resolutions ~
our meetings except the death OF members.
but when anything Is to be done We VIII 20 ou'
| and 90 H."
| Why She Was Jubilant.-There was v.vacious
| smile on her face which most wlnsome On
dear me-" she murmured happily. i've just sotten
| such q bargain
| How. dear?" inquired her friend