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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-12
o,o op THE w. j. BROADWELL FAILURE.

An e'no - vss for some months In Ludlow Street
1 1a under go bail in suit for the conversion Of
securities to the amount OF Hsc0 brought against
MN - 80 yesterday, when Moses NJ. Broadwe
c,'y tronsbt there under an order OF arrest ex-
was 1' 81 ns,uty sheriff Wagering. who had been
looking CSdws rSr i HoSse mo% udss Md sHd
found him n hat,'p roadweIi who looks nearly sew
Su' SsscSS s HI: e s.s4a Mr.
ketchum, o.. ot 4 ~ was obtained against Broad
Judfmend stsult in the City Court some time ago.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-12
PREDfCTfN0 A RISE IN MILK.
RETAIL. DEALERS THINK IT WILL RESULT FROM

RETAIL DEALERS THINK TT WILL RESULT FROM
THE COMBINATION.
Ono OF the two committees appointed Mt the last
meeting OF the milk producers met In Room *, OF
the Mercantile Exchange. Hudson and Harrison ss''
yesterday. The last meeting was held to form
Joint milk exchange to prevent the cutting OF prices
by the dealers. At that meeting 1t was decided TO
form an association. with n capital OF $4,000 Shares
were to be 800 each; the country producers were 10
be allowed to buy half the stock.
The committee met In secret session yesteruhy,
and the members declined to say what had been
done or how much stock had been subscribed Tor
Retail milk dealers believe there VIII be sngnt
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-12
THE WHEEL ROOM.

member who had two there has doubled the shelf
room, and finally has slung a number up to the
ceiling. And still the crowding continues. The
basement has been extended to cover the entire
back yard, so there Is relief In that direction
In fact, not until the club gets into Its fine new
home. at sxth-ave and Fifty-ninth-st.. will there
he adequate accommodations for the cycling con-
tingent.
Cycling is now the favorite sport Of the New
York Athletic Club members. There are over
200 bicycles in the place. and probably
number Of members who live at some distance from
the club either the city out of IT, have wheels
at their homes or at some other club. The pro-
portion Of members who row or play tennis or base
ball is probably much smaller.
WHERE CYCLING HAS FULL SWAY.
The cycle-house is an ordinary brownstone build
ing in Sixtieth-st, between the Boulevard ana
Ninth-ave and il therefore the circle at FIFTY
nnth-st which Is recognized as the starting place
for wheeling tours. This house Is relic OF the
Citizens Bicycle Club, which was merged into the
winged foot organization four or five years ago.
The Citizens had about $50 members. some OF whom
are now prominent In the bigger club DR.. b. n.
Wells was its president at the time and one OF his
predecessors was John c. Gulick now secretary OF
the New-York Athletic Club. Previously the ~ r.
A. G. had had no accommodations for cycling MEM
bsrs so 1t gained valuable feature by the union.
The sixtieth-st house was fully equipped for Its
purpose The machines are stored In the base
ment which has been enlarged by the building OF an
extension. On the first floor are the paror and
sittng-room Up another flight one comes to the
locker and bath rooms, There are ony about Ia
lockers, but there has been little complaint about
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-12
mr., rur sr yoHy'S GUILD FrSD.

rb. frs, Of the series OF Nine Rnnke's NUS
nv rsc,,o,s with music accompaniment an
m nouneed for carnegie Hail. Will not take place
there. but will be given In the large s"I'0J 1"sns
sn.,,' - Thur.day evenings. May 10. q and o. at
1 ss" o.c,ock In Nine Rankes tale OF The sweet
Maid VIII and a. sfeScs Persgs
Song, from Siseo Mother" and some beautiful
sssas OF the VIII be 5 p.od Es, In Mr.
Wspe's "Water Babies anu luz '"h"' u
coal
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-12
A FINE CLOCK FOR THE ARM0RH

TIFFANY & CO. MAKE HANDSOME PRESENT
TO THE 22D REGIMENT.
Tiffany Co. have just finished and pct IN POSI-
,,on the handsome big four-foot Clock with hiu-
minated dials; which they have presented 70 tne
gallant 22d Regiment for its armory Tne GIT
may truly be said to I'LL long-ieit wan': ho'
nn,v ~ the regiment but Of the upper West Side
when the new armory Of the regiment was mn
,shed. at the Boulevard and sixty-eighth-st.. the
only timepiece the regiment received from the state
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-12
"WINGED-FOOTn BICYCLISTS
THE SPORT IN HIGH FAVOR AT THE NEW.
YORK ATHLETIC CLUB.
THERE is A LACK OF ROOM FOR STORING WHEEL

THERE IS A LACK OF ROOM FOR STORING WHEELS
IN THE CYCLE HOUSE IN srxTIETH-sT-BET-
TER ACCOMMODATIONS PROMISED.
"Ben." the Janitor Of the cyce-house OF the
New-York Athletic Club. is in despair. and he gets
in deeper every day. He is interested IN bicycling
and is glad to the sport fourishing. but the
tremendous boom has overwhelmed him. New
wheels are brought to the house almost daily. but
Ben" finds 1t harder and harder to stow them
away. He has put some Of the old ones In the
cellar has sent away the second machine OF each
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-12

or city authorities was an INFERIOR coer ~. ~" q
,mmense drillroom Early In the fall Thany q
Co "a attention was directed to the matter ana
they offered. through Adjutant II. H. Treaawe'' 70
present the regiment a suitable illuminated ume,
piece, to be set into the wall of the building ana
to serve both for interior and exterior use' 1hs
Offer which was gladly accepted brought s'a''-
ful response from the Hoard OF omeers'
Ths entire movement OF the clock was constructed
I'm Tiffany A. Co.'S clock shop. and Is OF me SUD.
sianIal and enduring character for wnlen ."s
Win st numerals In Arabic figures. measuring
seven Inches, each The mlnu,e=hsna y TWO {es y
Mai IA a bassl measuring isl, feet IN elfeumfsf,
epep The clock has heen nlisd IN The esst TeIl
Tho in,erjor dial serves the requirements OF the ar
mofy admirably, the exterior dial IL special boon y,
IA. elevated road who can now. day and nisht. ad-
u,st their watches to Tiffany time without the
inconvenience OF going To union equare
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-12
LILLIAN RUSSELES NEW OPERA.
ELABORATE PREPARATIONS FOR THE TzidANE

ELABORATE PREPARATIONS FOR THE TzIGANE"
THE STORY AND THE COMPANY.
The new comic opera. written for Miss LILLIAN
Russell by Reginald de Koven and Harry Is.
smith will be sung for the first time at Abbeys
Theatre on Wednesday evening 1t Is called the
Tzgane" II Is said to be the most elaborate light
opera that has been prepared for Abbey's Theatre
Immediately after the revival OF La Perichole' In
Chicago, Max Freeman. the stage DIRECTOR came
to New-York to help to make the selections rom
the many applicants who sought positions IN the
cast Paul steIndorf the musical director then
returned TO the city, and for the last eight weeks
they have both been at work. drilling chorsters.
ballet dancers and supernumeraries. Scene painters
property men. costumers, wigmakers ana designers
have also been busy for the last three months,
preparing the materials to be used In the produc-
ton.
The scene of the opera Is In Russia. IN the year
1912. the period Of Napoleon's Invasion. the nrst
act takes place at the fair OF Nijni-Novgorod
Vera a rypsy. is In love with Kazimir. young
officer. who Is heir to a great estate. An old gen.
eral uncle to Kazmlr In me later aSseHse; nj
ret,rns and finds Vera married and, as he In
herItn his estate at about the same time. circum-
stances make 1t appear that ne 0ruerea sess
marriage in order that he might be rio OF ner.
Vera determines to win n position equal TO that
which x Amir had secured She meets Ninetta
%,ncar whom she accompanies to MOSCOW. where
the second act ls in Moscow. where the Amoassa-
dor's hall Ia I'm progress. After series or compn-
cotions the act Ia brought to close with the an.
nouncement OF Napoleon's invasion. The third act
Cossack camp the second Russian village IN
winter The following cast In announced;
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-12

II Is foolish to leave your toochest at home. sim
ply because the scorchers do II. The little chest
Is extremely convenient In Of an accident, and
its weight II insignificant.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-12

Cyclists desiring to Join the League OF American
Wheelmen may obtain full printed information and
blanks BY sending name and address to the Cycling
Editor. New-York Tribune.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-12

The manufacturers have frowned upon the old
idea Of giving bicycles prizes AZ race meets ano
few wheels will be won In races this year.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-12

bach's. in F1atbush-ave.. at II q. M. and after
House. where Lynch and Weber will have break
fast ready. Afterward the party VII, make the
C. NJ. West and Mrs A. c. Barnes are making the
arrangements for the outing.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-12

Rev. William NJ Geer. of Trinity parish and Hamii
ton W. Mabie.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-12

To further encourage the local consuls TO secure
new members for the League of American Wheel
men, Chief Consul Potter has devised little plan
which will tickle the vanity OF his lieutensnts and
will give them neat little souvenir at the same
time The following cuts will show the style of the
pnA.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-12

neuys Preparations are being made for the annual
ctnte meet which will be held AT Manhattan Beach
tn,s year Mr. Potter has appointed capital list OF
committees, and that the meeting TO be held on
June ~ ana 10 Will eclipse any bicycle contests ever
seen IN THIS neghborhood seems assured ~he vari-
night ' ''"'" $3.50
Jonnsons suspension pending an investigation into
n's otauohs ~ causing some uneasiness among GER
o.ner lass men who have not been as cir.
cuHspect az they might have been. johnson has not
yet been expelled. but several people who profess
20 De wei! informed In l.. A. w. affairs say that
ne is practically certain 10 be debarred from racing
again under l.. A. w. auspices $500
There are some peop.e who pretend to look with
alarm az tnose conferences held recently by COM
m mitsess from The BOARD Of Trade and the League
worry: the moneyed men of the cycling world are
not ampiuous 10 control l.. A w affairs. The
clear-headed men OF each organization recognize
that an alliance between the two will do cycling a
great deal OF good. The manufacturer realize
that il would not be policy for them TO attempt TO
dictate the policy OF the L. A. W.. and they won't
try to do II.
Some society women living on the Heights In
5rooklyn have ARRANGED for novel outing next
cycle breakfast" The party will leave schwsl-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-12

The passage of The Tribune's Cycle Path Dill IN
both houses OF the Legislature last week was good
news 10 wheelmen, who see before them IN time
cycle path which VIII easily eclipse any other IN
this country. The bill is now in the hands OF
Mayor Strong, who will probably approve IT, Inen
1t viii be forwarded to Governor Morton TOT ms
signature; In case opposition manifss's i,sslI
Still no opposition is expected, for the property
owners along the line Of the aqueduct have been
amply protected
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1895-10-03

HainaBsza kamedya.
Czytelnikom W1ARUsA po-
dajemy doslownie wycinek z
sejmu kropidlarskiego wedlug
KURYERA milwauckiego:
Kwestya zarzadu wywo}a}a nader
burzliwe debaty. Delegat Bielinski
stara sic udowodnic, re ca4y zarzad
powinien sic znajdowac W Chicago.
Ma sail powstaje wielkie zam1esza-
ME, Chicagowianie popieraja Bielin-
sgiego, inni delegaci protestuja. De
legat Rudnicki przemawia take "a
po}aczeniem zarzadu W Chicago i
przytem zaczepia ksiezy,c co wywo}u-
je ogromne zaburzenie. Wiel. ksieza
Gutowski, Miskiewicz i Wozny Cd
powiadaja na zarzuty Rudnickiego
dowodza, re ola dobra Zjednoczenia
zarzad powinien podzielony.De-
legat Rudnicki zabiera ponownie
g}os oswiadcza, re ksieza ME So tu
ma to, ably nauki prawic ze ME cof-
ME tego co powiedziaf. Ma sail pow
stale zgie}k. Ksieza chca opusci6
sale, Kiolbasa prosi ich, ably zostali.
Teraz Wiel. ks. Wozny zada, ably
del. Rudnicki odwo}a} to co powie-
dzia}. Rudnicki wzbrania sic po-
piera go wieln delegat6w, co wywo-
4uje zn6w egromna burzg:
Pana Rudnickiego chyba
Pan Rudnicki ma tym p}aszczu
PADDLE zrozumie. Pan ramarz
niby napada ma ksiezy. a
jednakow6z "a 1cka Barzyn- :
skiego sic wiesza.
Przeplacona to Cd dawna
komedya.
Pan ramarz swietych ME
naluje, ale ramuje. | malo
pana ramarza obchodzi, czy
ten lub 6w, byleby najbliz-
szych sk6rze swietych 0
kieszeni ME mowimy =
ramowac. Ramowal i ME
ramowa}. .Przepraszal, obraza},
znowu przeprasza} i ME
przeprasza}.
Kogo, u kaduka, pan
ramarz Rudnicki ramowal? =
Kontest6w WIARUs ME zapro-
wadza, ale zagadki stawiat i
nam nawet wolno. - Odpo-
wiadaj ramarzu! Czego sic
trzymasz, lba czy ogona?
W1ARUs ME zazdrosci nawet
wnetrznosci. Bo. Panic Rud-
nicki. herbu ramy, ramki i
rameczki, zazdros6 jest jednym
z grzech6w g}ownych .Rwiesz
sic, Panic bracie, jak wrobel
ma powr6zku, ME wiesz, gdzie
plewy, gdzie sieczka, gdzie
ziarno.
Panic ramarzu! Energia
Twoja mas zachwyca. w
ramki ia wsadzic... Ozlocic,
pozloci6, z srebrnemi brzega-
mi, ma lamie wysztychowae
oj bedzie energia:
Widziales, panic rudnicki,
W Humboldt Parku panow
brat6w szczurzego pokolenia.
= Bestye szczury. -. Rodza
sic bale i szare - bez ramek.
Wsadzisz W ramki, zawsze
szczur. Swiatlo niebios go
boil. Zmyka bestyjka, mimo
ramek i rameczek, ale zawsze
szczur, czy zmykajacy, czy
siedzacy, czy piszacy.
Badz zdrow, panic bracie'
Zyczymy Waszeci wiecej
ramek, wiecej szczekania.
Zazdrose jest dla W1ARUsA
jednym z grzechow. niezna :
nyeh.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1895-10-03
| zadbetoWskiego Sejmu.

delegat6w jeden jedyny Pan
Klemek Bilihski zone z SODA
przywi6z}. Pan konsztabel
udowodni} co znaczy cnota
malze1lska. -. Wzorowy
szajster!
Pan Klemek i Pani Jadwisia
Bielihscy zamieszkali u pan
stwa Wawrzon6w. Gospodarz
domu razem familia ME
mogli sic napatrzy6 czu}oSci
ma}zedskiej miedzy Klemkem
i Jadwisia. -. Przykaldny
szajster!
A ty, moi go}abeczku,
mole z}otko, moi anio}ku,
duszyczko, laleczko, a ty
mole zycie, mole kochanie,
moja jag6dko - by}y s}owa
konsztabla do po}owicy i
nawzajem. -. S1odki szajster!
Jak diva go}abeczki ma
siebie ciagle oczami strzygali.
Wawrzonom oczy o ledwo
ma wierzch ME wyp}ynely =
To mi dopiero ma}zehstwo!-
m6wili do siebie po cichu.
Jakis to musi bye raj W tenn
Chicago, ,gdzie TAXA niebiahska
panuje zgoda -. Mily
szajster!
Gdy sill Klemek z Jadwisia
do koscio}a, kroczyli jak
gdyby oni byli centrum tego
swiata. Ola dobrego jednako-
woz przyk}adu Klemek W
kosciele nisko sic uk}onil,
dziekujac Panu Bogu, re tax
dobrze mu s}uzy. :. Nabozny
szajster!
w karczmach Klemek
prostych trunk6w ME popijal.
Swego gard}a do chamskich
ME liczy. Owszem co wypn.
powacha} najpierw 80.
Delikatny szajster!
Jadwisi kupi} karmelk6w z
migda}ami. | nowe strusie
pi6ro w kapelusz jej kaza}
wsadzi6. Wiesniacy W Zadbecie
otwartemi gebami zdumienie
swoje okazywali, patrzac ma
imponujace pi6ro tadwisi. :.
Przezorny szajster!
Ma sesyi Klemek CORY
postanowi} bye powaznym
Hamowal w sobie ryczaca
bestyjke, bo wiedzial dobrze,
jake godnosci go czekaja
-. Madry szajster!
Jezeli zas zapal dla sprawy
kropidlasrkiej go "a daleko
porwa}. tax g}osno madrosci
swoje W powietrze wylewal,
ze chlopiska ma sejmie az
potruchleli. Mowili tedy.
uczony szajster
Wrociwszy do Ickowa,
zaraz napisa} akt dziekczynie-
mia "a doznana goscinnost u
panSCWa w WaWIZOnOW.~ uZ Od
dawna. pisze, tax sic moja
Jadwisia ME najedlismy jak
u Was, zacne pahstwo Waw-
rzony.. .Wdzieczny szajster!
Spotkawszy tedy rataja
Mamma ma ulicy, z CORY ma
niego spojrzal, odzywajac sic:
| ), To ME znasz reguly? Me
widzisz kogo masz pred soba /?
Czapke zdjat, prosto stanac,
bo trzema punktami Ci ma
miejscu. jako prezydatit
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1895-10-03

o1OSI otd did PO Pld"tSy, Ia
wiara katolicka; cichaczem,
karteczkami, glosowala pre-
ciwnie. Ale skoro katoliccy
delegaci m}otem W zatwar-
dzia}e uderzyli serca, socya-
1iSci anarchiSci zaraz sic
przezegnali i godzinki odma-
wall.
Pan Adalia Satalecki nawet
poprosi} acknowledgements
go, czyby mu ME mog] ma
predce kaptura uszye, bo
zgryzota i zarzuty sumienia
al pod paznogci mu STAR
czyste wytykac zaczynaja
jezyki. Krawczysko, prawie
niezywe, odpar}o, ze, jak
welne baran6w kocha, wolf
sic trzyma6 w tel chwili
r6zahca, niz nozyczek. Obaj
tego wieczora zrobili rachu-
mex Sumienia
Sejm kropidlarski odby}
sic jak zwykle, pod rygorem
zb6jeckich pa}ek najwiekszego
zakonu. Uchwa}y chlopiska
przyje}y w South Bend.
Rezultat brzmi: ;, Slonce kro-
pidlarskie wschodzi z odwrot-
nego centrum chaIatu mena-
zera i tamze srod woni
nocnych zachcdzi.'
Wszystko sz1o g1adko
jakby z mydla. Chociaz
wiele, i bardzo wiele, ma
glacych trzeba bylo uchwa},
jeden tylko wniosek stawiono
i jednym g}osem wiekszosci
= So przeciwko IS - przy-
jeto, to jest:Chicago stworzy1o
Zjednoczenie, je utrzymuje i
MEM rzadzic musi, musi,
Cztery dni chlopiska mad
ta tajemnica sleczy}y. Najpierw
przeszajstrowano Klemka Bic
lihskiego. Wola}by byl zosta6
naczelnym rewizorem bab
kropidlarskich, bo powaga i
doswiadczenie do tego go
usposabiaia, lecz przyjaf CO
do kabzy wlaz}o.
Daisy ciag komedyi odbi-
Ijal sic to pasowemi kolory, to
biela ma twarzach panow
delegat6w. Pana Wojciecha
Wachowskiego wystrychnieto
az ma kandydata ma vice
prezydenta. choc;az mu Sc
kretarstwo, jako skromniejsze,
lecz p}atne. bylo milszem.
Barbarzynskie glosowanie
usunelo go nareszcie miedzy
radnych do nieradzenia.
Ma sekretarza (och, owe
siedem set dolarowD iluz to
bylo kandydatow? Pan Ia
hajkiewicz juz byl cd najwie-
kszego Zakonu wybrany.
Pokrzyzowaly sic jakos drogi,
DO pan Wleklinski, kt6ry sic
pisze herbu krokodyl, laknacy
Ii pragnacy. poetic kliki ,zbi-
towa}. Pan Zahajkiewicz
zaraz zaczal pisac elegie o
,narnosci tego swiata, a pan
Wleklihski,, boisow trytowal.' =
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1895-10-03
20 sejmoWych
madrosciach.

70 S4]mORYc1 .
/ madroSciach.
Pan Lewakowski mocno
sic po glowie skrobie mruczac
IA po com do Ameryki
poFchal! Me dosyc, ze tn
nic1 ME wskoralem, jeszcze
sobfe ze mnie nakpih, a W
dodatku puste k;eszenie dole.
-Oj, oj, nadchodzi zima =.
Ma pocieche skarbu rapper-
swylskiego procent bedzie
odchodzic. Lepiej co niz mic,
ale sspe}nilo sic ma zbola}ych
0 ojczyzne piersiach: mi}osc
0 glodzie sprzykrzy sic i
wojewodzie.
hocenta pan Lewakowski
zabIerze, raczej zapisze do
ksi9g skarbu rapperswylskie-
go, i to procenta Cd funduszu
zelaznego. Bo dotychczas
skaIbu -narodowego jeszcze
ma Ihandelki, O lie nam
wiadomo, ME puszczono.
Nj ma sejmach ligi, nj
kropidlarstwa o panu Lewa-
koWskim ME slyszano. - 0
|laeanosci z krajem liga DUO,
zawsze, bez przerwy, ener-
gicznie z konsekwencya trabi,
lecz gdy przychodzi do spra-
wy, dudy W MECH -.
Procent funduszu zelaz-
nego, czyli mleko Cd byka,
wspanialomyslnie uchwalono
dla dobra znekanej ojczyzny.
Zmartwychwstanie nieboga
po takiej kuracyi = a jake!
Liga W dodatku wesprze,
pocieszy, byleby delegaci z
kraju jej sic ME naprzykrzali.
Wszystko sic czyni dla tel
ukochanej ojczyzny, byleby
sic ME przemawiala. Tobie,
panic Lewakowski, mic do
naszej milosci ukochanej mat
XII naszej Polski! Idz, zkad
przyszedles! My bez Ciebie
i bez Twoich kolegow te
ojczyznie uscisniemy.
Wiasnie juz noe schodzila
przez niebo mleczne,
Rozowe, biega pierwsze
sejmu promyki sloneczne;
Wpad1y na Lewakowskiego
jak strzafy brylantowe,
ODDLY sic na 1ozu
Ojczyzny glove.
| ubrafy jej procentem
oblicze skronie,
Ze blyszczala
jak dzlad W piwnej koronie.
Divine sa sprawy ma
swiecie, prawda, lecz ktoz
zbada, ktoz zg}ebi nurty
glebokiej, bezdennej milosci
Ojczyzny?D procent
tylko Cd funduszu zelaznego
uchwalono. Male, prawda
poczatki, lecz ME Cd razu
Krakow zbudowany.. Pod
waliny So ognio, krado-
trwa}e -.
Po trzaskach i wrzaskach
z zdumieniem patrzymy ia
madrosc i przezornose liberia
low i anarchistow na sejmie
clevelandskim Otwarcie wick
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1895-10-03
Zla}a sic susza z plynem.

Lldfd SIG SuSzd PfyllciH.
Pan Jendrzejek po pierw-
szem g}osowaniu, poklepal
sic po brzuchu mowi}: =
Dobrze! Nareszcie owych
radnych wykrzyczano, i to
wszystkich poza parafli
kliki hultajskiej Zmartwych-
wstalcow! -.
Ably jeszcze ogon progra-
mu przedluzyc, utworzono
nowy urzad - vice radnego
duchownego. Mic o tenn
konstytucya ME spiewa, ale
mniejsza o to. Czego Pawe}ek
Gutosiu ME uradzi, zastepca
wymysH. Stosunek obu
radnych jest jak u komety:
Ogon wszystko. g1owa mic.
Ma sejmie Uni jedne
przyjeto rozsadna uchwa}e.
Przymusowy szparga} poszedI
w duraki. Zreszta / tam walka
sic toczy}a, o wielkos6!? St.
Paul zabra}o wszystko. Refor-
my wzgledem posmiertnego
trudno bedzie zaprowadzie,
DO fundament ca}ego po-
smiertnego tax w Uni, jako
i W Zwiazku ropidlarstwie,
ME przyda sic psu ma boty.
Liga pracowa6 bedz:e dIa
dobrobytu. Z dotychczaso-
wych popisow w karczmach
rokuJemy tel instytucyi swiet-
na przyszIosc. Sami gotowi
jestesmy sic dzielic rezulta-
tenn.
POGO pan BEaszczynski
krawczysko Maciejewski po-
jechali do South Bend? Ma
co sic odbywaja sejmy
kropidlarskie? Czemu w Uni
ME daja wszystkich glosow
'jednemu delegatowi? -. OF
kilka skromnych pytan.
Ach ci Milwauczanie! Boze
drogi! lie tam energii w.
pietach? Pamietajciez przec;e
raz na zawsze, ze w ,.coun-
try, t. ]. ma wsi mieszkacie!
Me dla psa kielbasa.
Ale czemu panowie wies-
MACY tax w Zwiazku jako i
w Zjednoczeniu, narzekac?
JedneJ wolf jednemu
trzeba przedsiewzieciu;
Lepszy jeden wodz gIupi,
niz madrych dziesieciu.
Bo lepiej pod iedna
kryc sic osla skora,
N1z dziesiec madrymi
oslo przybrac bioro.
Udowodnilismy nareszcie
patentowo. ze posmiertne
urzeda So osia naszych obrad.
0 sejmie niezaleznych trudno
nam cos powiedziec. bo
lekarze dotychczas jeszcze
robia roznice miedzy domami
ludzi porzadnych waryatdw.
Ty mily, czytelniku. zostan
Bogiem. spojrzyj na ksiezyc
i pomysl, lie madrosci tego
swiata sic odbija o nasze
skamieniale serca. jak groch
o sciane, widiami na wodzie
sobie, zapisz ku wiecznel
pamieci madrosci sejmowe
tego roku.
PLACIC "a WIARUs.Al
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1895-10-03
grzbiet nakropie!" :. Szcze'
sliwy szajster!

Wr6ciwszy do domu fukna}
ma Jadwisie' Babo, przynieS
piwa, bo ci }eb potrzaskam.
Tu juz ME Zadbed! -.
Energiczny szajster!
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1895-10-03

ZapisaliSmY sobie
juz zapas KaleDdarzy
Maryanskich ma rok
1896, i kto nam zap4a-
ci "a gazette "a rok
biezacy, dostanie TAXI
kalendarz W prezen-
Gle.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1895-10-03

~ Panu Teof-
lowi Derdowskiemu
W Minto,w P6lnoenej
Dakocie, wolno ko-
lektowa6 abonament
Wiarusa' W okolicy
tamtejszej.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1895-10-03
to 10 Pazdziernfka b. r.

Kto do tego czasu
ME zaptaci nam zale-
g}ego rocznego abo-
namentu ten,. bez par
donu, umieszczony be-
die ma LiScie Dar-
moczy talskich.
Jezeli komU II
miesiecy czekalismY,
to zdaje sic - dosyc
d1ugo.
Uczciwy abonent
naprz6d p}aci "a ga
zete.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1895-10-03

w pierwszym re
die p6jda miedzy
Darmoczytalskich ci,
kt0rzy ma ostatKu
odebrali rachunki z
krzyzem.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1895-10-03
MIR kREDiTUJEnY Nlk0MU!

Pouczeni smutn!em
doswiadczeniem, po-
stanowiliSmy, nikomu
w1ecej ME <pose{ac
gazety na kredyt.
Wiemy, re utraci-
my przez to pare set
,watpliwych' abo-
nent6w, ale pewna /
to, re oszczedzimy So
bic wiele k}opot6w,
DUO piracy mad pisa
MEM rachunk6w, a
nadto sporo wydat-
k6w ma koperty, porto
i t. d.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1895-10-03

(szosc stawa}a po prawicy, "a
wiara katolicka; cichaczem,
karteczkami, g}osowala pre-
ciwnie. Ale skoro katoliccy
delegaci m}otem w zatwar-
dzia1e uderzyli serca, socya-
liSci anarchisci zaraz sic
przezegnali i godzinki odma-
wall.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1895-10-03

Po trzaskach i wrzaskach
z zdumieniem patrzymy na
madrosc i przezornose liberia
low anarchistow na sejmie
clevelandskim Otwarcie wick
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1895-10-03
RainoBsza komedYa.

Czytelnikom W1ARUsA po-
dajemy doslownie wycinek z
sejmu kropidlarskiego wedtug
KURYERA milwauckiego: