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Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11

Soma awful questions in law are raised
by landlord down in Maine who has tax
en- possession Of tho false teeth of boarder
who did not pay his bill Is it lawful also
for mans cork leg or woman's wig to
DO attaohedg Can a too tired lodging
house keeper detain an old beau's glass
eyer May a person with a rubber nose
wake up some morning to find that board
bills are not to be sneezed atf--Boston
r1-aucar.ipt
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11

Pleasure owes its greatest zest to an
ticipation. The promise Of dollar I'D
die will keep a schoolboy in happiness
for year. The fun connected with its
possession viii expire in an hour. Now,
what is true Of schoolboys is equally
true Of mon. All they differ in is the
price Of their fiddles, New York Ledg-
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11

Luck money in Great Britain Is the
gratuitous return on 1 shilling per head
on all cattle sold at auction marts, 2
shillings per score upon sheep, onepence
per head on pigs up to 80 shillings in
value, twopence per head over 80 shil-
lings and up to 60 shillings and three
pence per head over 60 shillings What
applies to pigs also applies to calves.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11
Infantile thirst For Knowledge.

Infantile Thirst For Knowledge.
Mamma, what day is this?"
"This is Friday, dear.
"Wherels Sundayg
Sunday is still in the future"
elbow did.it get there?"
IT mean it hash t come yet
"It hasn't? What's keeping it,"
"Why, dear, it can't come until it's
time for it. ="
"How does it know when it's time
for it?"
Don't bother me, Katie
Mamma, what's Sunday doing any
how?"-Chicago Tribune.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11
Scratching
and Swearing

only increase The irrita-
ton and heat the blood. What
the skin needs is a cooling, heal
ing application that brings COM
fort to body and mind, and which
at the same time has strength
enough to penetrate a clogged skin
and to dissolve the scales Of
Eczema and Dandrud.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11

1t may not be generally known that
locomotives intended for express trains
require as much training, i'll their way,
for fast running as do race horses. The
Pennsylvania Railroad company builds
its own engines, and those built for ex-
press trains are known as class p. They
are very large and built, with slight va
riations, after the pattern of the big
English engine imported into this coun-
try several years ago, and which at that
time was a curiosity i'll its way. When
one of these big engines is taken out Of
the shops to be placed on the road, in-
stead of putting it to the work it is in
tended for at once it is run for two OF
three weeks on some one of the local
branches in order to train it, so to speak,
for faster running. By this means all
the bearings and journals connected
with the running gear become settled
to their work, for should anything about
the new machine not work harmonious
" there is ample time to adjust the de-
feet Usually the new engine proves
troublesome on account Of its propensity
to make fast time, and at almost every
station the train is found to be a little
ahead of schedule time and must wait
for from ten seconds to a minute. Phil
adelphia Record
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11

A negro preacher addressed his flock
with great earnesness on the subject
Of Miracles, " as follows: Ny below
ed friends, de greatest Of all miracles
was bout de leaves and fishes. Dey
was 3, 600 loayes and 1000 fishes, an de
twelve 'postles had to eat 'em all De
miracle is dey didn't bust. atlanta
Constitution,
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11
All Free

Those who hays nsed DR., Kings Flew Discov.
err know It's valus. and those who baye not
have now the opportunity TO try It Free
Call su the advertised Druggist and get Tfia
Bottle, Free SEAL your name and address to
n. f. Bucklen 8 Co., Chicago, and get sam
pie box OF Dr. K,ag's New Lite Pills Free IS vel
e. copy OF ilds Of Health and Household In
atsuctor. Free All OF which is guaranteed 70 do
xoa good aud cast Yoa nothing Al Pierce = pi cas-
zasaR's DE1gstore.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11

Goslin-I think I'll take a wife, don
cherlnow, Miss Flypp.
Miss Flypp-If yon want to get mar
ried, that will be your proper plan.
don't suppose that any woman would
ever take you. Detroit Free Press.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11

Strmger-You are the only gentle
man in the room.
Guest--In what way, sir?
Stranger - When tripped in the
dance and went sprawling ON the floor,
tearing my fair partners dress, you
were the only one in the room who did
not laugh,
CAUSE.-THE lady is my wife and /
paid for the dress. London Tit Bits.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11

The code of society is stronger with
some persons than that Of Sinai, and
many a man who would not scruple to
thrust his fingers in his neighbor's
pocket would forego peas rather than
nse his knife as a shovel Lowell
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11
FOSTER MEDICINE COMPANY,
RAlTlMORE. ND.
INSURANCE

Before placing your Life, Accident
or Fire Insurance, you will do well TO
call or, or address.
c T. w Williams, Agent.
Office opposite Post Office.
Milford, Del
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11

Redfeld was the first meteorologist to
prove that in all extensive severe storms
a system of surface winds is blowing IN
toward a storm center,
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11

Missouri ranks first in mules, having
in the last census year s5l,714; the
next being Texas, with 22T, 432, and the
third Tennessee, with 2O8. 639.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11

This country imports from Greece an
nually many thousand pounds of social
ed dried currants, which are really small
raisins.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11
FOSTERS
FOSTERS
German
Army and Navy
Cure

is the only perfect preparation of
this kind. It will cure Eczema,
letter, Itch, Salt Rheum, Dam
druff, Itching Piles, Ring Worm,
Pimples, Blotches and other dis
eases of the skin. Sometimes it
will cure in a few days-Some-
times it takes longer-but the cure
is certain and permanent. There IS
TO question about it. 1t has been
proven times without number.
so ceuts-ali drug stores.
FOSTER MEDICINE COMPANY,
BALTIMORE, ND.
rvEe- FOSTERS GERMAN ARMY AND NAVY
al"s CATAPRH CURE cures Catarrh Hay
Fever Gold in the Head and all Inflammation
OF the nasal pissasas-5oc.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11

Mr. Billus-It's very kind Of you,
Maria, but I'd rather buy my cigars
myself. Seven for 10 cents is rather too
cheap.
Mrs. Billus-I know that's cheap,
but I thought there might be one good
one in the seven. Chicago Tribune.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11

odd the major go through the WARP"
eyes, like streak of lightning. l
don't think he was ten minutes getting
through. Atlanta Constitution.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11

It is said that there are 10 families in
New York each of which has over $500. :
900 invested in diamonds
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11

The Acquia creek, in Virginia. has an
Indian name sienifyine muddy water.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-10-11

FARMER LEGISLATION.
During the coming year there will be an
immense number of matters of the most
vital interest 10 farmers dealt with by Con
gress and the Executive Departments at
Washington. Il is highly important that
the farmers be kept promptly and fully ia
formed as to what is being planned aud done
affecting them at tina National Capital They
shoald all. therefore, take The Am -rican
Farmer. which, being on the grouni has
b tier facilities than any o'her piper for get
ting this information, aud devotes itself to
this duty. They will fin ID it constantly
great amount Of valuable information that
they can get in no other paper.
THE AMERICAN FARMER aud the
CHRONICLE for one year f0r 81 10
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IGE- ICE-
Oldest Agricultural Paper in America
ESTABLISHED 1871
Tee AMERICAN FARMER,
1zs9 New -z-orl- avenue,
WASHINGTON. d. c.

The American Farmer which is now en-
teriog upon It's 9Th year, is The pioneer
paper in this country.
Il is a large eight-page paper. and CON
taius SO columns of the choicest agricultural
and literary matter, plentifuny emhellished
with fine illustrations. 1t is
NATIONAL IN CHARACTER.
and deals vita farming and far.aer's interests
on broad practical lines 1t
EMPLOYS THE BEST OF WRITER'S
in this country, and everything that appears
ia its columns is Of the hig hest character
livery department Of the fagmet,s business
$ discussed in an earnest, practical way
looking TO the greatest profit aud benefit to
tile farmer and his family.
It appears on the FIRST Of each month, and
Is furnished at the low price of
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SO CENTS A YEAR
FARMER LeeIsLArloN

la advance This makes it the cheape
agricultural paper in the country.
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REPRESENTED az sol. STERN
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-10
ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS.

mo communication or question VIII re-
ceive attention unless the writer signs his
name, not necessarily for publication but
to show good faith.1
s. seattIe-Adelina Patti has never
sung in Seattle.
William Pickering-we do not under
stand your letter.
NJ d. Seattle.-It is proper to say three
pairs of gloves" not three pair.
A. W. NJ. Juneau-Corbett and Jackson
fought al san Francisco May p. 1891, sixty
one rounds.
u. L. g.. Whatcom-Van Allen pro-
nounces his name as though it were writ
ten Van Alien.
a. b. c., Seattle-A marriage license is
sued in King county is good in any other
county III the state.
w. T., SeattIe-A silver dollar of 1872 is
quoted at 81, but the value depends on the
state of preservation.
]. w. T.. ClalIam-The remedy for the
cabbage louise is salt and water. The state
board of horticulture recommends it.
H. L., Oak Harbor-Mongolian pheasants
are undoubtedly reared by fanciers in Or
egon, but we do not have the address of
any of them. The pheasant can hardly be
called tame, however, and is by no means
a domesticated bird.
r. T., Port Angeles.-"After the Ball.
was first sung at an amateur minstrel
show in Milwaukee, in March, 1892. Write
to the author Felix McGlennon, in care
of Frank Tousey, New York city. for in
oil n
Wander"
J. NJ. Observation-Disclosures had his
stake Of $4,000 up in New York. but it was
attached by printer who had got out bills
for Bob's show. On October IS the printer
had recovered Judgment end seized most
of the money, being authorized by the
court to do 80.
o. j., Seattle.-Robert T. Lincoln was
not secretary of war under Hayes At
the time HAYES commended Or. Buchan-
an. Of this city, Nr. Lincoln had been Sc
lected by Garfield but had not taken Of
fee and did not for several days after the
incident referred to.
". S., Fidalgo Ctty-A lawful fence I'M
der the laws of Washington would be a
lawful fence In Skagit county. Ordinarily
speaking. a lawful fence should be five
feet high. The Post-Intelligencer in its
issue OF March S, 1895 printed the provis-
ions Of the law, from HflIs code, vol. !.
secs. 2,5ii, 2.545 and 2,559.
A. R, Puyalup.-Notice Of filings on
mineral claims are made generally in the
Office Of the local mining district. The
claim is good till the end Of the year To
hold the claim a second year 500 worth of
work must be done on It. You have no
permanent title to the claim until a pat
ent is issued. Better get a copy Of the
mining code. for sale by ali booksellers.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-10
TO WHIP LORD SH0LT0
Mrs. Adds Grossly Insulted by
Her Son-in-Law.
SHE WILL TEACH HIM A LESSON.
The Son of the Marquis of Queensberry
TO Learn That the American
Mother-in-Law Has Rights.

San Francisco, Nov. e.-Lord Sholto
Douglas is TO De horsswhipped- He has
been unfortunate enough 10 arouse the
ire Of his mother-in-law, Mrs. Adds. or
Oakland. and she gives notice that she
VIII start for Los Angeles early next week
with the intention OF teaching his lord
ship a lesson. Lord Sholto viii soon learn
what IL is 10 have an American mother
in-law on his trail. Mrs. Adds is buX-
ON woman, with a viii Of her own. HIS
lordship has dared to defy the viii Of MS
rnother-in-law. Not only that. but she
says that he has insulted her, and now she
is going 10 teach him some American
manners. Lord SholtO. in letter 10 ms
mother-in-Iaw a few days ago. had cour-
age enough 70 inform her that when ne
married her daughter he did not marry
the whole family. He suggested that ne
was fully able 20 manage his wife, ana
that he would be extremely happy III ne
had never laid eyes on any Of his oakland
relatives. In other words. he told has
mother-in-law to mind her own business,
and that hereafter he would brook no IN
reference on her part.
In an interview today Mrs. Adds said:
81 am going 10 leave for Los Angeles DUR
ing the early part Of the week Ter the pur-
pose Of horsewhipping him. That IS what
] am going TO do. / propose 10 teach TINS
young man a lesson. Never fear. you VIII
hear from me IN Los Angeles. DE cannot
take my daughter away from good home.
make her work IN the kitchen, and then
send her out to make a living for him. L
do not want 70 break up family but pro-
pose to manage my daughter myself. What
does Lord Sholto know about the theatrical
business. Why, nothing. He is running my
daughters future. and do not propose -
allow IL 10 go on any longer. Well. h-ie
made up my mind 10 go 10 Los kngfies
and settle the whole business. Juss as
soon as this trouble is over in the pplice
court | will start South. / viii make Lord
Sholto toe the mark, or / Will know the rea-
son why lie needs d good horsewhipping,
and he is going to get il. The idea OF THIS
titled young man sending me word that
he didn't want any interference on my part.
Who raised this girl? Who paid for her
education? / did, and / guess / will have
something to say about managing her.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-10
BRITISH SHIPS AT DARDANELLEs.
VIII Equal in Strength Those of All
Other Powers Combined.

Constantinopie, Nov. cit transpired
today that the dismissal of kiamil Pasha
from the post of grand vizier was due to
the sultan objecting 10 his policy of con-
ciliation toward the Armenans. kiamil
Pasha left the cabinet council on Wednes-
day last before the conclusion Of the
meeting, and the presidency was then as
sumed by Hall Rifat. Upon arriving at
his home kiamil Pasha was taken ill.,
but on the following day. Thursday, he
was ordered TO Immediately take up the
valiship of Aleppo, and a special steamer
was prepared To convey him to his post
the same day Kiamil. however, refused
to go on board the steamer, declaring he
was too sick TO travel. The commander
OF the steamer then went TO the ex-grand
vizier's residence and strongly urged him
to go on board. Kiamil thereupon sent
messengers TO the representatives of the
powers and otherwise protested so strong
~ that the Turkish commander Of the
steamer was afraid to carry out his
threat, and Kiamil kept to his bed and did
not start for Aleppo.
The new Turkish cabinet is being most
adversely criticised on all sides here. 1t
IS regarded as retrograde body of minis
ters. and as likely to lead 10 the most
grave consequences.
IL is understood that the British fleet
has been reinforced by number of bat
tlcships. and that IL is intended to bring
il up in point Of strength 10 the fighting
power OF any combination of fleets which
can be formed in the Mediterranean. The
British feet, IL is also reported. will short
IL he reinforced by several Italian war
ships
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-10
Hoods Pills s ssss h rssss cents ssns.

the chief incidents OF his career up 10 that
time The numerous pictures include the
famous painting by David Of the Corona
tion.' and also ''The Surrender or Vim
Another finely illustrated article IL Mrs.
Kinnicutt's paper on 'kaiserwerth ana It's
Founder" which describes one OF the most
notable foundations fer philanthropic et-
fort Of the nineteenth century.
Edison on Inventions" is the title or an
interesting article by Rufus r. Wilson,
which appears IN the Monthly illustrator
and Home AMI Country for November The
article is based on an interview with Mr.
Edison. Mr.. Edison is very severe IN ms
criticism OF the patent laws and the pres
ent practice in our courts, which WORKS so
seriously against inventors and in favor OF
patent thieves, whom he cesignates as
pirates.
The North American Review Tor NoVen-
Der opens with unique article on Quick
Transit Between New York and London
by Austin Corbin. An amusing essay on
The Plague OF Jocularity," by the late
Prof H. II. Boyesen, illustrates the inaolI-
ity Of Americans to consider serious Things
seriously, and in the outlook fer Repuo-
lcan Success" Hon. Charles 7. SaXton,
lieutenant governor of New YORK, con-
tributes thoughtful paper on the possioili~
ties Of the next presidential election. F'W nat
Becomes OF College Women" is ably treat
ed by Charles Thwing. LII. D.. president
of Western Reserve University.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-10
HE WANTS 4 SILVER PARTY.
senator Jones Not Discouraged by the
Great sound Money Victory.

San Francisco, Nov. 9.-United States
Senator John p Jones is strongly OF the
opinion that there will be separate silver
party IN the campaign of next year The
formation of such party Is 10 grow out
Of the coming silver conference at Chlca-
go. he thinks This Chicago conference is
10 take place some time near the Christ
mas holidays. In the hope that il may have
some effect on congress. \ call Is now be-
Ing prepared by the executive committee
which grew out Of the Memphis conference
OF last summer This committee consists
OF Congre ssman J. H. Acklen, Of Tennes-
see: NJ W. Rusk Of Colorado, and Joseph
Battalal. Of Vermont. and the American
B!-Netalllc League. of which Gen. a. ].
Warner l. chairman. with headquarters Z
Washington city. and the National b
metallic Union. OF salt Lake city, r. &.
Chambers, chairman. are working IN con-
junction with il. says Secretary George l..
Kecney Of the local branch of the Amcri-
can league sir. Keeney has had frequent
conferences with Senator Jones since he
has been here. and stated that Mr. Jones
since the result OF the elections in the Eas:
has become known, is particularly anxious
for the conference to be held. According
20 MIR Keeney, Senator Jones expressed
himself as follows on the outcome Of the
elections:
~ think that the elections Just held hava
demonstrated beyond the possibility Of any
doubt whatever that the issue in the cam
paign OF 1895 viii he fatty between the
champions OF gold and silver; that finance
and not the tar.ff Is 20 be the only dues-
ton and that q can no lnoger be settled
within party lines The gold and silver
men knitted each other in these elections re-
Eardless OF party. II - Al object lesson
20 silver men all over the nation. If the
battle between the metals be not forced
now on straight issue and along unmis-
taxable lines. the gold brokers ~ London
and New York will dominate the govern
mcat OF The country for tho next four years
also. whichever cf the two old parties wins
The hest thing for the silver men 10 Go IS
% get together at Chicago and outline a
plan OF organization for a completely sep
arata and independent party. The people
have been pretty well educated. and they
row know quite we'll what free and unlim-
lied coinage Of silver means 70 their bust
ness interests IA my opinion a distinctive
Is silver party could Van"
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-10
TO MEET THE DEFICIT.
There Must BE a Bond Issue or he
publican Revenue Law.

Chicago. Nov. s.-Congressnan Joseph
G. Cannon, OF the Danyille district, VINO
has been spending several days in chi
cagO. left for Washington City TO-DAY.
Before leaving the congressman talked
OF the prospective work OF congress. i
do not think" ne said. that there VIII be
any general revision of the tariff. In fact,
1 DO not see how it can be expected with
the house Republican, the senate having
neither party in the majority. and the eX-
ecutive Democratic. i think IL We can
get through our work and have congress
adjourn by June ! IL VIII be doing the
country a service which business men
will appreciate"
will not the government need more
revenues"
Yes. sir; and will have TO get those
revenues through protective duties III
there was any probability" continued the
congressman, that We could get laws
on the statute books which would raise
revenues enough 10 meet the expenses or
the government through increased Gus
tom duties giving discriminating protec-
ton. j think the house ought 10 pass
such laws. But with the political chaos
which exists, IL is serious question
whether we ought TO prolong the uncer-
tainty for months"
How. then. would you meet the needs
OF the government
by giving the administration power to
Issue Ehort-time treasury warrants rms
would be practicable, and would provide
all the revenues that are needed
New York, Nov. 9.-ln speaking OF the
probable financial legislation at the next
session of congress. President A. II. Hep
burn. OF the Third National bank, for
merry comptroller of the treasury, said:
From talks with Representative Reed,
Senator Carter and others, the general
idea seems to be TO pass q revenue bill
covering lumber. wool and beer, so as TO
furnish the required revenue. Then, II
the bill is vetoed by the president. they
will be able 10 throw the reasons Tor IT'S
failure upon him. In the meantime, we
may have TO have another issue OF bonds.
Secretary Carlisle. / understand. is going
to propose specific legislation, in order TO
place the responsibility upon congress
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-10
NOPARADE THIS YEAR
Restrictions Placed on the An
archists Of Chicago.
POLICE muzzLE HERR MOST.
The Bodies of the Martyrs May Be Re-
moved From Waldheim Cemetery,
Whose Directors Are Unfriendly.

Chicago. Nov. o-The bones OF the an
archists hanged for the Haymarket mas
sacre are not 10 rest in peace. The bodies
of August Spies, Albert Parsons, Louis
Lingg, Adolph Fischer and George Engei,
now lying in Waldheim cemetery, Will be
exhumed and cremated. The ashes viii
be reinterred somewhere. ii is not known
where. but in a spot which those who hold
the memory OF these men dear may visit
when they wish. This was the suggestion
made at a meeting of socialist
societies and trades unions OF Chi
cago tonight. There was not
dissenting voice. The idea of such ac-
ton was the outcome of the officers OF
the Waldheim cemetery refusing TO per-
mit the annual demonstrations this year
a the graves Of the dead anarchists on
the anniversary of their execution
AL attempts 10 hold a parade N honor
OF the memory of the executed anarchists
were abandoned this afternoon, when the
police permit TO hold the parade was given
up. Herr Most has been informed that no
criticisms on the national or municipal gov
eminent are wanted from him, and that X
he makes any speech tomorrow II viii be 10
his interest 10 make ii polite.