The evening times., 1895-11-27
NeII-knoWn Westinghouse Who
Half fomorrow's Coming.
WHISPER THEIR REASONS
President Cleveland Is Glad He Has
Only Three GirL<-Recorder Taylor
lis Pleased Because Mr.. Riley Did
Not Write More About Him-W hat
the Professional Men Said.

L 8ANS SAuuhS tOiuOIIO".
| Grover Cieveland-Because it was only
( one girl
/ Commissioners TruesdeIl- Because of
| prosperity's return trip.
/ John Il. Carlisle Because he is the savior
| Of sound money.
| Assistant District Attorney Pugh-Be-
| cause he will get days rest.
Secretary Morton-B Because the seeds are
| all gone.
Engineer Commissioner Powell-Because
section 1 of the proposed street extension
plan Is in some one eises hand.
Simon Wulf-Because The American con-
tinent is SO near adding anothef republic
| TO its number.
Attorney -General Harmon-Because he
came 10 Washington.
Inspector Holilnberger-Because he will
In all probability be dead before more
crooks come to washington at one time.
Commissioner RosS-hecaase washing
ton IL beyond doubt the prettiest city LII Tie
world.
JuGge kimbali-Because Washington gets
her full quota Of blessings.
Detective Weedon-because he is Ia q
year handsomer lban lasi Thanksgiving.
Register OF Wills j. Nota NcGhl-Be-
cause he was the fortunate man.
THE Lawyers REASON.
Judge Milier-Because he viii Lave time
for once TO eat his dinner.
Harry E. Davis. because the need of law
yers is not yet thing of the past.
District Attorney BIrney. because Mr..
Cleveland may get a third term.
Recorder G. h. j. Taylor, because the
chapterin Mr. Rhey's book was not longer.
DR.. Hammett, because there Is peace and
plenty.
b. II. Warner. for things innumerabie.
John j. Edison. because Thrift and pros
perity are not dead by any means.
John X. Mclean. because tue horn of
plenty has dropped his way.
Thomas brsic Kett Reed. because the Maine
woods we're not so big thai he wasn't able
to get out
George Dunlop. because 1t wont be his
busy day.
John Ridout. to be alive.
J. j. Darlington. because Judge Holt
did make a wiil or they think he did.
President Phillips. because street cars
are still in styleJ
joan r. oarg because vacation day
comes to him gho waits.
Manager 4llsn because OF this merry.
merry worlds
A. 5. Worsfiugton for things too numer-
Gus to enumdrate.
Albert \. giisou because Providence has
smiled 50 pleasantly.
beiva lockwood because she lives iu tue
nineteenth centary.
Enrry Rapley because he doesu't have to
eattarkey y tObecome large and handsome.
5. T. Thon1as because. lie will see one day
when liz is free from reporters
John W. A2basssh because thereis always
room for Que more.
DR.. Woodward because Washington he
comes so far from being disease bed.
Campbell warrington because the world
Is what wemake it,
.. Henry yNise<suxl4,tk, for more things that
he hass ssinie 70 think about.
Thomas C-Taylor, because the world Is
craving no worse.
TIE DISTRICT OFFICIALS
Secretary Nye OF Commissioner Ross
office: I'm Just looking for reason to be
thankful. I may have TO spend the day at
the job" 49,
Chief Clerk Harry c. Mclean of the Health
Office: For a son who stands at the head
Of his class at Princeton College. He won the
medal at tire entrance examination four
years ago and has maintained his place in
the lead ever since. He is soloist OF the Glee
Club. too. and manager of the basebaiinine."
Richard II. Sylvester, chief clerk police
department: '.In the first place. because
my wife and children are wen. They have
been sicE and arc better again. Then for
these pensions that am just making out
for the witi,,ys OF tive policemen
Clerk John Downs of criminal court No. 2:
''I am thankful for the result "f the cleo
ton in Maryia nd
Attorney F. L. .Sidtiuns: Lots of things.
For une thing, am glad to be able tu COM
pliment The Times for its evident prus-
perity."s
Nathaniel Wilson: Fer the glorious
prospect of a Republican Administration
and successful one"
W. L. Cole. "For most everything"
Assessor Matthew Trinible: mot an
Ordinary reason on the face of 1t. III be
glad for one day not TO take in any money"
MR.. POwELL'S GRATITUDE.
Supt. Powell of the public schools: II
am thankful to see the prospects OF the
teachers bazar SO flattering, You can't
say too much TO express my feeling OF graft
tlide on that account. The fund which is
to be beneficiary of the effort supports one
of the nobiest charities in the city.
No encouragement of the sacrifices that
ma ke such fund n ecessary can be too great
The devotion TO the public good aid the ex
anIples of unselfish living, stimulated by
the assurances TO teachers of honorable
retirement from public activity exert their
influence where it tells with hundred-fold
effect upon the children.
'I don't Know anything any man can
better be thankful for than the success of
such a work as the bazar."