The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-08-31

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gripping fflm he ciouiss. aud thsn
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pGe f,swsr. Whao "a say - y0u
A. 3 lsft fi,f Rsaiss niis nanrningg I1nn't
aJssnIDr any evssiisn. no~, bue tell me
Niis6 a,ld
Why 3 r'ansmlssr goa ssad is looked
siu Als Fam, siis answered
= sad 10 would ram befors night,
ald il Assf I'm ese 10 fl,s hidsr'
''j'hsC 80 lad y
'rlss aasil 6aa earss faulc isits Ny
miad Wss corrupted with bu,dness a.
filFs. saa S5u Iae~ ~ was, aud yet you
asN ms Nslk 90 Nlrhnao an umbrella
Ma k,Smssr. r.
Why. gsu b6olS your nmhreila along. {"
ai,s Bnrarmpfed
HG,fuareF
~Of c5m.se you didf Don't you re-
apaAfeff dropping u as me aaoez You
eas4ssa fig3is oue ~ fiis ofics and left /
" eiisigs +"
= did,. chr Why don't you call me a |
ass class iaiDc and bs done win icT''
YOU must have done -. for you
snniiy CARRIED 10 away wild you"
Thafs exaa1y whs6 hs did 10, and /
t,s ka,sw ID. Ruo he sanirmed ono ~ it |
Bg Offering 70 bot her 81 900, 900 n a
sano slias fiia fr6ne ddor had been left
Nids open al The afternoon and that a
hail risief hal carried off half the things
ds~B stsirs
Oss mofBinq filere wa a smell ~ gsas
d.yNa eJsilap and Mf. Bowser went down
% aee II he c5uld disseoger a leak Hs
pos on an Oh hao kept for "poking
sroBnd - and whan hs left the houas he
w6gs 10 away. II wss rustg and spotted
and broken, but IL wa only when tho
BoYs down town beVan 70 Shoot that
Aaeff fiiao hs tambled % il. Then he
Rssp bipsk wich hlseYes hanging cue and
ii4s flcs pium c5lored and he was no
soaer iasida the homes than he sIiouteds
I 'IDoR az ID. Mrs. Bo~sert Look az
6isao informal Oh jnnk shop which you
dsisf,masig saw me- wear away On my
hssd aid aeYer ssid word sboue itp'
4 did g6u wear giae hat down town"
E Did II Did r. he shouted ~ hs
Banged IL on obe floor and jumped On IL.
"sao : dsdn's see Jon 90. was mp
ssirs when 300 went Mr. Bow4er, you
are certainly very atseBfmindsd. "
u am. chr Ics wonder that don't
kor4es 70 como home, ieB't itz Mrs.
Il F55msr, il elsers IL another houss in the
Gaieed staees an badly nisnsDaged a.
efiss ~ Ike 10 see ite'
''Ess can you blame me because yon
woss your Old hao away abe protested.
THAT'S ic--shaCs isf Shredder it OF
On me- This pspers talk about the star
Sing Dnmber ~ divorces It's wonder
/ 70 me- ehers not age times an many"
II Oas day Mr, Bowser brought home a
patent corxscrew, which acme fakir had
s5id A5aa, and Mr. Eowser saw him
drop 10 iBoGs wall pocKst. a week later,
after wandering around fhs house for
half an bonr ons evening, he halted be-
4 f6rs her and aid
IN ~ hanged II don't get acme
CHAINS and Dadloeks and see II can't
aeos tiiiBgs loft whore pot them"
"'wAae is 10 AowF7
- brouQsg home can opener a few
Gags ago and left IL on q bracket IN the
dsain2 room, Ics gone, q coprse. prob
soi5 gwen away 10 acme big. lazy
tramp Te's a wonder We have q thing
sfS IN si,1s house"
IS can opeherT'
"Yes, can opcnsr r. you never
heard ~ can opener, I'll hire some
cse 10 write you QUO history 81 IL, It
wa invented 10 open cans
why, We have two or three IN the
Kitchen DO gou mean a can OpeDer?"
- DON'T mean windmills o. thrash
ing machines. "
'|Yoo had be in a pink psperT'
Yes, asa'ssl +"
"ls wax tbs dag the man fixed the
4aesr'
''le ~as,
wen, saw you drop it IN that wall
DooGss, ssd is IL a corkscrew and n0s q
eso 6yener."
10 is, ehz Perhaps I don't know
sltesiBg Ibss from the city hall - he
sso~led Az he reached far tho parcel and
nsFoiIed ii. Icwas scorkscrew, IecouId
Only b. ssed a. a corkacrew, IL was
made ssd sold for corkscrew,
''Dsdn't tell youF" qnerfed ME@
E1wser
'FTell re what, You told me 10 wa. a
eoFksnew, and it'ss can opener, Just az
! asid IL was
''Ics a cerkocrew, Mr.. Bower, az ~.
srybody win tell Jon"
- sag ifs can opener, and " ~
ehs world wax 10 Gag ~ che contrary II
world seill bs can opener, Mrs Bow.
aer, d1B't Ike Jour denesB1g No
wife sb0Sld stand mp and dispute with
hsr hasbsod, When I doB't know hos
b. run tbis house, IN step down and
0ns, While we are on the subject Vet me-
ak where that serswdriger Ia ! wa
asisz % STAIRS week agoF I hunted
foS II two whole hours Last evening.
Perhaps yoe'H call that a eorkserew
tlyT'
'FYoa were boring a hole b put ny .
hdskT''
"Yes' m--fnFfBg a hole"
"Asd Jon nsed g1mlet snd left II
IyJaz on the window sillY"
Woman" shouted Mr. B0wseT "a b
) brsaoed around, ''don't know a GIN.
les from q serswdriperT"
f'fJoes sny one b0re holes with a
scrswdrfVerT" she qBeried in reply.
Then there wa deep silence far I
minute, during which Mr.. BOwser torn
, ~ reS ADD white and bFssthsd like I
fossdsrsd b1sse,
Mr., B1wser," he said at length
, &ad IL bF0kSD voice, this Ia ti,,
! Hmit~-tbe lsst straw Our lawyers vii
~ t1gstbeT tomorrow and tx thing
%, and you can return 10 your mother
> d1B's want any dinner, and shall },
8 very busy this evening 8ood night
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4 sonss u the mast effective bassdses shown
ass made from IL, ADD now these have eos
. esisss ~ Idle e1se that show al the sub
aael eosoyis4 sad psTfsetloD q design IA
: sslllss IL Terkish easIets ~ highest priee
Truly tbege II Every opportunity offered I,