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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-05-30
The JUDGES Pass.

I think about the nearest thing 10 heaven
there could be,
Would be 20 be a judge, and ride at
ones own liberty,
He has passes In his pockets, ana wears
the best of clothes.
And the pOrtcrs are polite 70 MIN, no
matter who else goes;
q-hev know he has the influence. II ne
hasn't got the "t.n,"
And when they see him coming, they say
"Walk right in!'
And when he gets aboard the tram ~ 90
off anywhere, -.
You bet they hustle round anu see "e
gets the softest chair
pt,sb "a nut his feet on. and pillow Tor
h.s head "a.
when he wants sleeper b0's ''0 SUI
est feather-bed. T.
r,o, iudec is mighty handy TO stand IN
that's why he gets a ticket that says,
'You ride free.
But when he gets TO heaven VIII MS pass
avail him there
WIN A. get him through the portals ana
buy him a golden chair
When ST. Peter takes the pas'e-poafu'
and scans il DER and Ger
VIII he say. "rm glad TO see YOU Judge
and open no the door,
oh no: he'll call the hell-boy, with
..make-me-tired frown,
And say Gabriel. take this gentleman IN
and show him down. ........
JESSIE D'ARSlE JAChON'
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-05-30
Tie White Sulphur Gl

She's the jauntiest OF creatures; she
the dainticst Of misses.
with her pretty patent feathers or her
alligator ties;
with eyes inviting glences. and her lips
inviting kisses.
As she wan0ers out 70 Lovers Leap
beneath the bright blue skies
She's a captivating dresser, ana her
parasols are stunning;
Her fads will take your breath away,
her hats are dreams Of style.
She Is not so very bookish, tint with
rcpartec and punning,
Sho can set the savants laughing. and
make even dudclets smile.
She's a trific continental. and she's fond
OF admiration.
And she sometimes firts q little in
the seasons giddy whirl.
But win her II you can. sir; she may
prove your life's salvation,
For an angel masqucradins Is the
sweet White Sninh'~ 6'''
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-05-30
John [. WILLIAMS & SONS,
Dealers in

First-class Investment Securities bought
and sold. Railroad and Municipal ana
Street Railway Loans negotiated or pur-
chased outright. Letters OF Credit fur
nshed. available in all parts OF the
world.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-05-30
Weddings in June !

We have srge and varied assortment
OF rich and fashionable Diamond Orna-
menfs. suitable for wedding gifts.
Brooches. Pendants and Bridal Wreaths
OF Pearl and Diamond ornamentation.
Elegant Sterling Silver Pieces in all OF
the latest designs and patterns, at prices
greatly reduced.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-05-30

II was never intended that every
woman should be beautiful, but there
is no reason why woman should allow
ugly blotches TO remain on her face when
q faithful use OF David's Sarsaparilla
will cleanse the blood and restore the
akin to pArfSct health. All dru9gista
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-05-30
Something About the Man Whom Woman Most Admres

would also charge you. don't look for
perfect man. II you find a man who Is
perfect and who Is incapable Of making
mistakes, don't marry him. You couldn't
be happy with him. There are
sid down tho banks Of Paradise togeth-
err"
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-05-30

Sclf-reiiance IS after an the ground
work OF success When one Of Michael
Angeles principal patrons died. he said.
Il begin now, TO understand that the
promises OF the world are vain phantoms.
and that % connde in oneself and be-
come something of worth and value. is
the best and safest course"
Women like men who like each other
Just as men Ike a womap's woman, so
do women like mans man.
They know that many OF the qualities
which make themselves popular with
their own sex. are the same that they
admire
They do not care that man shall be
"goOdy goo0." IN the common accepta-
ton OF the term u only the cardinal
points are right.
Tnf MAN LrQUisITfs.
They sum UP the requisites very much
a. a popular American preacher did for
them. When giving advice TO young wo-
men upon matrimony. he said. II counsel
you 70 unite yourself with a man who is
a fortune. rather than one who has one.
Lands. money. and the like. are well
enough. but two or three unlucky in
vcstments may upturn them. There are
men who are fortunes In themselves. al
ways genial and large-hearted. But
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-05-30

one thing they do learn after they ar
rive al years Of discretion. that man is
but an incomplete thing without a help
meet. for all he SIS given slcn a high
place in the Heavens above and the
earth beneath" and even ln The primer.
and the truth is patent 90 an that the
royalty OF his nature remains undcvcl-
opcd whilst he IS single and that he
needs TIE right sort OF inspiration 10
complete his best side
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-05-30
OVERWORK.
OVERSTUDY.
POOR HEALTH.

Don't ovcrwork the brain, for
the results are most serious.
Keep up your strength and
energy BY ia4ing Browns Iron
EittcTs.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-05-30

Browns Iron Rltters cures Bad
Blood, Kidney and Liver Troubles.
Wonderful for Dyspepsia. Consiipa-
ton, Female Weakness and Malaria.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-05-30
THE MEN WOMEN LIKE
HAVE A Mon PLACE IN HEAVEN
hBOVE 4 Nd EARTH BENEA TIL
Nevertheless He IL At tho Mercy of the
Weaker Sex. lie Needs Right sort of In
spectson to Complete his Best Side.

Man OF whom 80 is written that ne was
made little lower than the angels" is
nevertheless subject 10 the criticism and
IS. TO some extent at the mercy OF her.
who has been accounted uncertain, coy,
and hard 20 please"
From the time a girl learns on the first
PAGE OF the primer that N stands for
MAN. there Is an instructive impress
sion which never leaves her. but grows
with her growth that one day in her
Ire she viii possess or bo possessed by
one and her ideas on this subject are
never very clear as 10 which Will be
the case
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-05-30

on June 3. 1894. the eighty-sixth birth
day Of President Davis. In the presence Of
the memorial associations Of the city.
the Mayor. and the School Board.
Colonel Cary, chairman, in behalf Of the
committee. formally turned over the
house TO the ladies. II was received for
them by Mr.. Joseph Bryan, after which
the president herself expressed n few
u,lrds Of enrnoef thanks.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-05-30
PhenyO.C a6ein

r. recommended by physicians for Head.
ache. Neuralgia. and The Grippe. Gives
Quick and Complete Relief In tho worst
cases. A ten-cent trial box FRED.
Seld US your address.
PHENYO-CAFFEIN co.
Worcester. Mass.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-05-30

LIZZIE CARY DANIEL.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-05-30

Having an Unlimited order for Wool.
we will pay the highest market price.
delivered at any depot or wharf, thereby
saving the shipper freight. drayage. and
commission. Remittances by return mail
Sacks furnished free.
A. r. ELLYsON & co,
1926 Cary Street
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-04-18
GERM THEORY OF DISEASE.
The Position 1t Occupies and Atten-
ton 1t Is Receiving from Scientific

The Position 1t Occupies and Atten-
ton 1t Is Receiving from Scientific
Men.
The germ theory of the origin of
disease is a subject which is at pres
ent attracting the attention of scien-
title men in all parts of the world.
The chief importance Of the germ the
DRY, however, is not that it shows the
origin of disease but that it points out
the best means to be employed to eff
feet a cure The germs of disease,
from whatever source they come, are
lodged and developed in the blood. The
blood. of course, by circulating to every
part of the body, is sure to scatter dis
ease throughout the system whenever
it is impure, the weakest and most sus-
ceptible parts being the first to suffer.
1t is because of scrofulous taints in the
blood, for instance, that the skin be-
comes covered with eruptions. 1t is
Tactic acid in the blood which causes
rheumatism, and it is because the
blood does not supply proper nourlsh-
ment to the nerves that people suffer
with nervousness. The cure for all
these diseases, and of many others,
can only be effected by purifying the
blood, and absolutely destroying all
germs of disease. No intelligent per-
son can doubt that Hoods Sarsaparllla
has actually and permanently cured
many thousands of cases OF scrofula,
rheumatism, nervousness, dyspepsia
and other troubles, and, as its proprle-
tors claim, it is all because this medl-
cine purifies the blood. AS a matter
of fact, Hoods Sarsaparilla is the only
reliable blood purifier that is before
the public to-day, and persons a11llcted
with impure blood or any OF the great
variety of ailments which it causes,
will be most certain to find RELIEF ana
cure in Hoods Sarsaparilla because IL
possesses this peculiar power to purl-
fy, enrich and vitalize the blood, ana
destroy the germs of disease.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-04-18
A WAR ECHO.
-vzgY HONORABLE VETERAN
DESERVES HIS PENSION.

,,d the Lone Limb Is Not the Only
pe,sou fer Government Rew,-d
Either.
from Journal, Le,ciston, Mel
Samuel r. Jordan has just given tho
Journal an account of his life, which in
DDiEowof his extremely hard lot for the Da ST
t t1r years will be read with interest
II am 70 years old and have al1v,rs
I arny in 1862 as Il private in COMPANY
twenty ghth Maine Volunteers. Nv
~ armv experience injured my health 10
- .nme extent, although [ worked at blac
Snithing some part of the time, when sud
aanIy. several years ago. | was pros
mated with what able physicians pro-
,nonnced Locomotor AtaXia. At first 7
r0nld get around somewhat yet the dis
ooSo progressed quite rapidly until | had
hardly any feeling in my legs and feet.
tbav felt like sticks of wood and l grew
tbrpp wears without help, as my neighbors
and friends could testify. | employed
"aypral physicians in my vicinity, and
cIsowlcre, and they all told ME that med
;rucs would not help NE, that they could
do nothing to effect a cure and that in
time should become entirely helpless. |
herame discouraged. | was great care
to nv wife and friends. Shortly after
met an old army comrade, Mr.. All. Par
In resident of Madison, Maine, and he
;ncilpntally mentioned how he had tried
DR. Williams Pink Pills for severe case
If rheumatism and a spinal and malarial
tr,uble, that he had suffered with conse-
orent Of his army life, and had been
greatly benefited by their use. By his
sarnpst recommendation l was induced to
try the pills. After taking them for a
fine began to feel prickly sensations in
nv legs and q return of strength so /
could move them Il little. After a few
weeks / began to feel marked improve
mrnt III my condition. | soon was ena-
He'd to walk around little with the help
Of crutches. After taking for some time
| can now walk without crutches, my
General health is much improved and I
lave regained my old-time vigor. | can
walk about and enjoy life once more,
for which [ feel very thankful, and this
happy result is due to the use Of DR.. Will
Jams Pink Pills
DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale Peo-
plr are not Il patent medicine in the sense
that name implies. They were first com
rounded as Il prescription and used as
such in general practice by an eminent
physician. Sc great was their efficacy
that it was deemed wise to place them
within the reach of all. They are now
cine Company, Schenectady. n. Y. and
are sold in boxes (never in loose form by
the dozen or hundred, and the public are
cautioned against numerous limitations
sold in this shape) at 50 cents box. or
six boxes Tor $3.50, AID may be had of all
fr1ggiSts or direct by mail from Dr.
Williams Medicine COmnany.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-04-18
His Own Bouquet.

In a provincial town in France-in
which country it is an almost invaria-
BILE rule for managers to engage artistes
on the condition that they are approved
by the public young actress, who had
met with several stormy receptions, the
real reason for which was that, being
attached to a young comedian Of the
troupe. she would not accept any bou-
duets or billets-doux from her admirers,
was about to make her last appearance
on trial.
When the evening arrived, and she
appeared upon the stage, she was re-
ceiyed with hissjngs anG hootings, and
the theater was "alive" with apples,
beans. and the like. The climax was
reached when there fell at her feet a
bouquet of bay and thistles, the noise
increasing every moment.
The poor girl nearly tainted, and the
Young comedian above mentioned, who
was playing in the piece, supported her,
and having led her to couch, coolly
picked up the bouquet. In an instant
one could have heard pin drop. The
actor approached his companion, who
was crying bitterly, and dropping be-
fore her on one knee, said, in a dis
tinct voice:
"Allow me to beg you acceptance of
this present madame. The donor must
certainly have deprived himself of his
breakfast this morning
Irstantaneously the current Of pub
lie favor turned, and thunders of APP
plause were heard. The young come
dams presence of mind had saved his
finance.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-04-18
An Enormous Liver,

Mrs. Ann Judd, aged 81 years, mother
of six children and wife of the lamented
Miley Judd, died at her home today at 2
clock, after most skillful operation,
which proved the cause of her great suf-
fering and final death to be an enormous
overgrowth of the liver. Her liver, which
was one-fourth of her whole weight had
SO enlarged that the right lobe had eroded
while the left lobe extending as high as
the left nipple. was pressing hard against
tho hpart-Desert News
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-04-18
Hon Mattresses Beat Beer.

A medical mans suggestion to those
living in hop districts is that mat
tress filled with thoroughly dried hops is
light, clean and sanitary, and, if the
herb possesses all the virtue attributed
to it by our grandmothers, also soothing
and somnolent. An English manufacture
er seems to believe thai hops have some
of these virtues, for he advertises hop
filled mattresses made of sanitary fan
mel for sale. 70 sleep on hops is getting
trying, says the New Orleans Picayune.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-04-18
Mill at Plummer Shut Down.

= Plummer, Wis, April 12.-The Klein
lumber Manufacturing company smut
Gown its mill yesterday for the season,
the supply of logs having all been cut
up 1t employed about fifty men. 1t is
not likely that the mill win again be
Ieopened as the timber in this loca,iity
mas all been cut and because OF the dlih-
Guilty OF securing logs from the pine as
tTjcIS
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-04-18
FIRST SHIPMENT OF ORE.
Iron Belt Mining Company Begins Oper-
ations for the Season.

Iron Belt, Wis, April 1.-THE Iron
Belt Mining company expected to begin
shipping ore today. The ore will be
shipped to Ashland by rail, thence over
the lakes to- Cleveland to the smelling
furnaces. The ore mined here has about
as large per cent. of pure iron as any
range produces in the Northern states.
The recent increase in price of ore has
created quite stir in the iron mining in
duStry, The Iron Belt mine expects to
ship about 100000 tons this summer,
which is double the amount shipped last
vnar
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-04-18

1t is estimated that two years are re-
quired for the gulf water to travel from
Florida to the coast Of Norway.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-04-18

It S great deal easier for some
people to pray for the preacher than it
is to do their part toward his support.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-04-18

woman ? Man works from theory only.
Why do tens of thousands OF women
write to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass,
cling their most secret thoughts?
Because they know that their letters
20 straight to the hands Of q woman, are
opened read, and answered by woman,
Who rs 4 woman has made woman's ills
, life study, and because she never fails
hem, and cures cases which the doctor
.annot.
The lady who asks that the following
etter be published, gives concisely the
Uniform expression of gratitude con-
aimed in thousands of other letters in
Mrs. Pinkhaln's possession.
g For eight years 1 suffered with neu-
.algia of the womb, backache, severe
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-04-18

OF the 353 towns and cities in Massa-
chusetts 321 contain free libraries.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-04-18

should advise every woman to take Lydad
+. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound who
has any female trouble. had friend
who was to go under an operation. l
advised her first to try the Compound.
She did, and is now 80 much better
and stronger she has given up all thousnts
OF the operation" = MRS. M. W1LDE'
2137 Park ST., Tioga, Pa.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-04-18

pains all through
nybody, and kid
lley trouble.
None of the doc
,ors did me any
good. I took
twelve bottles of
your Vegetable
Compound, and
cannot thank
you enough for
the relief I
found. s.sE
" ( am now
we'll cured of all
%boca raipS T
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-04-18
WHY ?
QUESTIONS WOEIEN ASK
Here Answered with Good Sound
E.,... ... Reason.

s.s.ss cspEc1AI. TO QUE LADY EEADEEs.]
Why do people say that Lydia E.
Pinkham's treatment, especially her
Vegetable Compound, effects cures be-
yond the physicians skill?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-04-18

md the Lone Limb Is Not the Only
Reason fer Government Reward
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-04-18

Chief of Police Seayey Of Omaha,
vestigation into the police force, has re-
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-09-09
CHURCH AND STATE.

The old cry of church and state" is
being raised again, but this time it is
in a different form. The Salt Lake
Tribune and our local cotem., have
Joined in cry or plea for church as
sistance that they will fail to get. They
now want that when a Mormon is
nominated for Office on the democratic
ticket, if he held position of any
prominence in the church, that he ''of
course" will resign such position.
The wonder is that these papers do
not take one more little step and claim
that when a big member OF the church
receives a nomination on the demo-
cratic ticket, he should immedi-
ately leave the church,
These papers are in very peculiar
position. The Tribune is not a ''re-
publican organ" but assumes to die
tate to the republican psrty;iwe do not
think it is a legitimate church
organ," yet it assumes to distate in
matters of church government. Our
neighbor has in the past posed as a
''church Organ,'' but now it is the first
to strike a blow at the church in its
tendeIest place, and in its political
zeal is foremost in advocating state
Interference with church government.
But the point Is, that Mormon votes
and Mormon influence are not going
UsAS way SAese papers desire. The
church may influence the state, and
the state may interfere with the
church, and it is all right if it helps re-
publicans, but when it tends just a
little bit to give democrats fair show,
it is all wrong.
1t was all right with republicans two
years ago when the church leaders
advised that church officers of rer-
tain grade should decline nominations
for Office, and excused certain repub-
licans from following such adyice on
the ground that they were candidates
before the advice was given. That
was used as q sign that church lead
ers favored rep1bllcanism. which, if
not trick, at least was taking politi-
cal advantage of church ruling.
But there is proper limit to the ex-
ercise of the functions of both church |
men and politicians, and neither must |
usurp the functions of the other. Our
contention now is that politicians must
not interfere with church government. |
John Henry Smith was elected to the |
republican con1e ntion without any
democrat asking for his resignation as
an apostle, and we Will confess that
we are verdenG enough to suppose that
Moses Thatcher has as good a right 10
be candidate as John Henry had.
We cannot see by what law human or
divine, democrat and apostle is pre-
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-09-09

luded from doing that which, when
done by republican and apostle, was
50 praiseworthy in the eyes of republi-
cans, that he was honored to an extent
that was ridiculous.
When a party adopts rule and acts
upon it, it is too late to say it is bad
rule when the other party fellows it; 1t
is too plain an admission of weakness
for our friends to complain of our do
ing little nor of what they have been
doing all the time. Il is too contempt
ible to say that church influence was
right when it worked favorable to re-
publicang, but 1T is ali wrong now, for
it favors democrats.
But We do not want undue church
influence either way. Our motto is /:
Let the church treat all political
parties, alike and let politicians treat
all churches alike. 1t is fair that
three-fourths Of the people should
have three-fourths of the Offices, and if
having ticket which recognizes that
fact gives one political party an ad-
vantage over the other because of that
it is fair political advantage and
there is no church about it.
We nave been wondering what issue
our republican opponents you'd offer
US this, fall but we were not prepared
for what seems 10 us to be the one ten
dered. We are willing to admit that
they seem to lear that We have large
majority Of Mormon voters, that we
have majority of Mormons on our
ticket, that all our candidates are win
ners and that everything is coming
our way with the resistless force of an
avalanche. all this We do admit, but
we deny that we have got, or intend
to get anything unfairly.
We will say to our opponents, do not
make such noise about the wonder
full discovery you have made that all
Mormon influence is not on your side.
Somebody may bear it and use it to
your disadvantage, Out we DO not hope
that you will follow our advice for it
is tue that whom the gods would
destroy they first make mad"
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-09-09
The q. S. Govt Reports
show Royal Baking Powder
superior to all Others.
The Pompady,1r Roll.

Arumor comes from Paris that parted
hair is not to be the fashion much Ion
ger; that even more trying still the
pompadour roll surrounding the face is
to be the thing. If this be so. then for
a return of the rats, those curious
denominations of our mothers time over
which the hair is brushed, will once
more be used. With the hair brushed
back in this fashion it is to be arranged
in the shape of figure s, quite high at
the back of the head, and the Psyche
knot, which has been with us long
enough to become modified into quite
q graceful arrangement. will have to 60.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-09-09
BaIlard's HOrehOund Syrups

We guarantee tbaS to be the best
Cough Syrup manufactured in the
Whole Woe world. This is saying a
great deal, but 1t is true. For Con
sumption, Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat,
Sore Chest, Pneumonia, Bronchitis,
Asthma, Group, Whooping Cough, and
all diseases of the Throat and Lungs, we
positively guarantee BGLLGrd'S Horeboatnd
Syrup to be without an equal on the
whole face of the globe. In support OF
this statement we refer to every in
diYidual VINO has ever used it, and to
every druggist VINO has ever sold it.
Such evidence is indisputable. Sold
by Smoot Drug company.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-09-09
GhErnInO.

Among the Arabs a practice from
time immemorial has prevailed of ohurn-
,ng by placing the milk ir leather skins
which were shaken or beaten until the
butter came. The Huns did their churn-
ing by tying a bag Of milk to short
lariat, the other end of which was fas-
tened to the saddle. The horse was put
at a brisk gallop, and after round of
some miles the ohurning was considered
a be accomnlished