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Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1895-10-09
srArE OF Ono, CITr OF TOLEDO, .

LuCaS ANuuNAs
 Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he k the senior partner of the firm of k.J. Cheney & Co. doing business in the City of Toledo. County, and State aforesaid and that said firm will pay inc sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLL RS for each and every case of CatGrrh that cannot be cared by the use ot HALLS CATAERH CURE.
 FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this Gth day of December, A. D. 1885,
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1895-10-09

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Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1895-10-09

The following is the Arizona zane law: Deer and antelope, Sep tember 1 to January 1; elk and mountain sheep are protected until April 12, 1898; turkey, grouse of all kinds and quail, September l to March 1, and brook or mountain trout from April to November 1.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1895-10-09

Letters received lately from New Jersey, state that Col. and Mrs. A. 0. Brodie will return to Prescott shortly. Coming with them are also H. S. Van Buren, president of the Walnut Grove Water Storage Com pany, and his daughter, Nellie. The latter will remain for some mont hs in this section.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-07

The press Of the country, republican
as well as democratic, seems 10 be very
well pleased with the Presidents
action in bringing at least a part
Of the consular service under the civil
service regulations. Leading papers all
regard the action as a long step in the
direction of taking the governments com
merciaI agencies out Of partisan politics.
and there is no doubt that the papers
reflect public sentiment in this matter.
Now, the next Offices TO be taken out
Of politics are the fourth-class postmas-
terships. It viii be conceded that there
is even more reason why the postofices
tons. and not political prizes. than why the
consulates should be so regarded. Compar-
atively few business interests in this coun-
try have direct relations with our con-
suls; there is scarcely a business in
terest in the country that is not directly
or indirectly the patron of the fourth
class pOstofIices. The postofHce depart
ment and the civil service commission
are very much interested in bringing the
Offices under the fun operation Of the
civil service law, and it is said to be
the opinion among well-informed persons
in Washington that before the end of the
current administration the action neces-
sary to that end will be taken.
There are more than $1,000 fourth-class
postofices in this country and the number
is constantly increasing. OF the present
total there are some 10000 that carr sala-
ries of less than $50 a year. and at least
half Of the remainder are in places where
there is difficulty in finding competent
and reliable person who is willing to take
the Office. This being true, it is apparent
that when a competent person has been
found for one of the offices, that person
should not be liable to removal in favor
Of an incompetent political heeler at the
next change Of administration in Wash
ington.
The sub-stations of presidential post
offices are now under the civil service. 1t
is said to be the policy of the postofice
department to classify the fourth-class
Offices in suburban towns and villages
near cities that have presidential offices,
as sub-stations of the city Offices This
will put them under the civil service with
out further action, and will give the sub
urban postofice patrons the benefit Of
free delivery.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-07
A Common Practice.

It's quite common for some trades peopls
to persuade a customer to take some otbs,
article instead of that called for. II 1.
sometimes called substitution, but irss
cheating the customer out Of that which
he wanted. It is always done for a mes,
motive. The dealer who does this has M
consideration for his customer It's ike
getting rid of something in which thu
dealer himself was swindled, and vet ba
must get his money out Of it by ceceiying
the customer. We say to the readers Of
this journal that when YOU ask for Sim.
mons Liver Regulator don't take anytbin,
else instead-it's the best liver medicine
The advertising is increasing the demand
for it, and the people who call for it shoul5
get it, especially so because there is M
liver medicine like Simmons Liver Regu-
lator. Insist upon having it. and note that
the Red Z is on the front of the package.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-07
BRIGHT BITS.

The Village Pastor-Johnny, you tell
me you have been to Sunday school?
Johnny: Yes sir.
The Village Pastor: But, Johnny, your
hair is wet.
Johnny: Yes, sir; it's a Baptist Sunday
school.-Pearson' Weekly.
There is only one thing" she said
to her dearest girl friend, that makes
me doubt Herbert's affection for me-"
What is that?"
He thinks that some of the snapshot
photographs he has taken of me are good
likenesses.- Star.
-Clinging to Old Methods-Dr. Upton
ION fall hunting trip in the country)-So
this is the farm where 300 babies were
taken care of by the fresh air fund, Ell?
You PasteuriZed the milk, / suppose?"
Farmer Hays Ga little puzzled)-No, sir;
Jest pasturized the COWS; that's all
Puck
In the Club Library.-"Is Gumpert
writing an essay? Every time I come in
here l find him porting over dictionary
or encyclopedia
mo. The doctor told him to avoid phlo-
gistics, and he was ashamed to ask what
that means, so he's looking it up. He's al
ready read over the is five times, and now
he's begun at the beginning and is sys-
tematically going through the dictionary"
Truth.
-Angelina-And you won't forget to buy
a tin of cOcOatina.
edwin ties a knot in his pockethand-
kerchief0
Angelina-And you won't forget to call
and see dear mamma!
edwin ties another knot in his pocket
handkerchief
Angelina-And, oh, Edwin, dear, you
won't forget to think sometimes of your
poor little wife left all alone for the
day?
edwin ties third knot in his pocket
handkerchief Punch.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-07
A Story oflAInhnnn-

When Malone first entered the southern
army, says Walter Wellman, in the Chfca,
20 Times-Herald, he was an almost hone,
less dyspeptic. He had suffered for many
years the uncertain and untimely effects
of that exasperating malady. He thought
ne should have fresh milk every day in
the field for it had formed a part of his
daily diet at home, so he took a COW into
the army and carried the beast with him
all through the war.
Gen. Malone often related the annov-
ance the COW caused him. One time Gen
Lee came to him after the cow had been
in the way and said: General, you will
have to leave that COW behind
Il cannot do it, SIR Malone replied
If We cannot get along with the COW I
viii have TO resign"
SO the COW remained and she was actu-
ally at Gen. Mahone's camp on that me-
morable April day when Lee surrendered
to Grant at Appomattox. Gen. Malone
took the animal home to Petersburg after
ward.
The general was also noted in the army
for the complete household outfit he car
ried. With cooking utensils he was par
ticularly well supplied, and he afterWard
often boosted that he lived just as we'll in
the army as he lived later in Washington.
He had supplied his camp wagon with a
full outfit of bedding and household con-
trivances, and, though the war was a
perpetual moving day" for him, he often
said that if he had another war to go
through he would do the same way.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-07
Personal.


-England's strong woman calls herself
Mile Athleta." She stands feet Z. ano
weighs $50 pounds, and her bust measure
ment is Y inches.
Arthur A. Knipe. ex-captain of the
University of Pennsylvania foot ball team,
is writing a foot ball novel, which he
will bring out this winter.
DIR. Theodore r. Trimby, the inven-
tor of the American turbine wheel, anG
many other important mechanical de-
vices, is yet living. He is % years old ana
resides in Chicago.
Gen Count Waldersee, who has just
received the rank of field marshal, is the
eighth living German who has received
the baton. At the same time he has to
mourn the loss of 100000 marks, which
Baron Hammerstein borrowed of him.
Sir Henry Hawkins once said to man
who, after pleading guilty to a charge Of
larceny, withdrew the plea and was ac-
quilted: Prisoner. a few minutes ago
you said you We're a thief. Now the jury
says you are a liar. Consequently you
are discharged"
Queen Victoria. while visiting the
King of Belgium some time ago, took Z
Fancy to some biscuits which no one but
fortnight box of these biscuits is sent to
the queen, who in return forwards ham
pers OF game from Windsor to the Be:-
gian king.
George Brown, colored a native of
virginia has certificate from his former
master setting forth that he was born
IN lfb4- Brown lives in New Orleans. He
says that he BACKED George Washington S
boots and lighted his cigars. For a
man l3l years of age Brown is pretty well
preserved, especially in his imaginative
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-07
The south Can,t Afrord It.

From the Baltimore Sun Dem).
In his speech at Montgomery, Ala, on
the currency question, Secretary Herbert
voiced great truth as to the injury the
silver craze may infiict on the south if
persisted in. The low price of cotton has
been attributed to the low price of silver,
which in its turn is attributed to our de-
NAL of free coinage to silver. No advance
in the price of cotton can occur, il used to
be argued, till money is made abundant
again by the free coinage of silver at the
old valuation. The recent rise Of the price
of cotton, wheat and iron without free
coinage and without CORE
spending rise of silver has knock
ed the argument to pieces. The
Presidents maintenance of the gold
standard has revived the confidence of
capitalists all over the country and
brought about the revival of business.
The south, Secretary Herbert insists can
least of all afford to brighten capital with
the silver spectre and renew the panic of
1898. The easy way to make hard times,
and hard times especially in the south
he says. lis to threaten capitalists and in
duce them to believe that the dollar equal
to gold which they lend are 10 come back
if they ever come back, as deprecated dol
lars" The south wants outside capital to
develop its Industries. and it ought to be
specially careful TO help to maintain a
stable monetary policy.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-07
TRIMS of a Teaeher.

The school teacher is very poorly paid
for his wearisome work of imparting wis
dom to his pupils, if many of his pupils
are like the one described in the follow
ing dialogue, says the Texas Siftings. The
boy found it difficult to understand simple
arithmetic
Teacher-SuppOse, Fritz, you have a
stocking on one foot, and you put another
stocking on the other foot how many
would you have on both feet?
Boy-I never wear no stocking.
Suppose your father has one pig in q
pen, and he buys another pig and puts it
in the pen, how many pigs will there be in
the penn
Dad don't keep no pigs"
The teacher blew a heavy sigh from his
tired lips, wiped the perspiration from his
scholastic brow, and went at il again with
renewed courage.
Suppose you have one jacket, and at
Chris tmas your father makes you pres.
will you have them"
He amt that kind of a father. He
never gives nothin' on Christmas"
suppose your mother gives you one
apple, and you have one already, what will
you have then?"
stomach ache. Our apples are cookin'
apples"
The teacher was not the man TO be dis
couraSed by tribes. He began to sus-
pect that the boy was not well up in aritn-
metic, but he resolved to make one more
effort, so he said:
If poor little. beggar boy has a cake.
he haVe?"
II dunno. eat my own cakes"
Then the teacher told the children to 60
out and play o.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-07
After Wnr. Famineg

The principal crop of Cuba is sugar.
The island exports sugar and imports
breadstuffs. The current crop Of Cuban
sugar will be very small. The laborers
have left the plantations. They have
Joined the insurgents voluntarily or have
been forced by either the government or
the insurgents to leave off work. The
fields are untitled, and the sugar making
machinery is rusting. Commerce at the
ports is almost paralyzed. The only
money that is being put into circulation
is part of the 100000 monthly pay of
the army. If the war were to cease sud
denly and the army be withdrawn, the part
of this s5,0O00OO monthly that goes into cir
eulation would be stopped. with possibly
dire consequences.
In the interior restitution is already be-
ing severely felt by the poorer classes.
Railway and public highway bridges have
been destroyed by dynamite, making
communication slow and unreliable.
The soldiers Of the contendng armies
are all over the land. consuming the
meager stores that remain with the peo-
pie. 1t is alleged that life is hardly safer
than property. The cities have apparent
ly reached the point of indifference. The
rural districts are not Indifferent. but
helpless. A prominent Cuban writes to
the New York World, saying that there
is every probability of a famine in the
land following the war, if the famine does
not come during the war. He predicts
that six months from now the people of
the United States will be sending charity
food and medicine to feed the starving
and physic the pestilence stricken. He
takes it as granted that famine and pesti-
lence will go hand in hand in Cuba.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-07
a RestnurnntI ncident.

They sat at his favorite table in an up
town restaurant. Both were dressed in
The attention of the other guests in the
dining room had been attracted to the
couple by the evident anxiety of the young
man to make q favorable impression upon
his fair companion. He gave orders to the
waiter with an air of self-styled superb
GRITTY, and his tone of voice was warrant
ed to reach the ears of all those present,
says the St Louis Republic.
As the courses progressed the time for
serving dessert came. The young woman
was heard to confess weakness for
huckleberry pie.
"Ah,' exclaimed the youth 80 funny,
you know. l, too, am passiOnately fond
of huckleberry pie. l have it almost every
Il say, waiter" he called, at the same
time swapping his fingers above the table
Bring two portions of huckleberry pie"
The waiter executed the order with due
haste, and as he set the plates upon the
table the final act of the little drama that
was being enjoyed by the persons at other
nearby tables began. The young woman
frowned, then blushed and leaning over,
complained to the young man in d stage
whisper that the powdered sugar had
been omitted.
How stupid" he cried. as he beckoned
the waiter again. Brooks he said to
order with huckleberry pie and which you
invariably forget?'
II know, sir" replied the waiter after
a moments hesitation.
go a once then" continued the youth,
land bring it to Miss -"
By this time several new arrivals, who
had come in just in time to hear the last
part of the conversation Joined the rest
of the audience in watching the couple.
Everybody waited impatiently for the
walters return.
In few seconds he came back hurried
ly, and, walking to the young woman's
side, laid beside her plate-a knife.
The young mans face was a study in
chromatics of high tints as he saw the
expression OF suppressed laughter about
him. He hastily paid the bill and left
with his fair companion, who showed by
her countenance that he had evidently
made a lasting impression.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-07
The Dog Cnme Bnck.

He was a particularly Uuattractive spec
linen of the canine race his coat was
dingy yellow, his fOrelegs described a wide
curve, and mis- tan was extremely abbre-
waited says the Chicago Tribune. When
they saw him first Il was on North Clark
street, and he was describing eccentric
circles, with his nose 10 the ground, evil
IDENTIFY trying to follow some one.
'Hello"' said the boy with one suspend
er. That's Miss Sweeting's dog, sure ez
guns. l seen her coaxin' him along down
town this mornin'- Wonder how she lost
imp"
Dunno" said the boy whose hair pro-
truded, from a hole in his hat. Tell ye
What-less take i'm home n strike 'er fer
a quarter"
The idea appeared TO be a good one. and
a dIngy assortment of bits of string was
produced and knotted into a continuous
rope, which was attached to the ami
mails collar, in spite Of the fact that he
followed his captOrs willingly enough.
She'll think We've had more trouble If
she sees this string" said the boy with
one suspender. Less don't hurry either;
she'll come down heavier If she's had time
TO think he's gone fer good this time
1t was growing dusk when two dishev-
eled boys and very muddy nut goFlal
dog turned INTO a quiet residence street.
'Iheys ad time to telephone TO the cops
n offer a reward by now remarked the
boy with one suspender, in hopeful tone;
'Betcher life. Say, mebbe her husband
II give us a half stead o. a quarter. Don't
let m loose, now, or he'll so in by his
self"
They led the dog now barking wildly.
up the front steps and rang the bell.
Here's the lady dog" said the boy
whose hair protruded from a hole in his
hat, as the maid answered the bell. I'VE We
been chasin' him mos all afternoon to git
him home"
just then from the parlor came glee-
full feminine voice: Yes I've succeeded
in losing him this time for sure though
Dick won't believe it. l took him away
down on Clark street and while he was
chasing a cat l escaped on a caDle car.
What's that, Mary? Oh, Dick, she says
two horrid little wretches have brought
that abominable beast back again! What
ever shall dop'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-07

A Northern New York man, who lived
a short distance from the Canadian boun-
dairy line. imagined that if the line which
separates this country from her majes-
tvs dominion ran through the center of
his house, ne could manage to sell whis-
ky without paying a tax to either govern
ment. A less resourceful man, ITO put
the idea into operation. would have
moved the house to the dividing line
But the New York yankee did nothing
of the kind. He pulled up the iron post
which marks the frontier, moved it eight
or ten feet into United States territory
and replanted it in front of his door
If the incident had occurred in South
America it might have furnished the
basis for an International complication.
Great Britain is VIGOROUSLY opposed to
removing a boundary mark which has
increased her territory. however it may
have been planted.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-07
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