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Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-03-14

@lGltbiser: .Das mlB aber i9on.
elm rsd|t .%raffnirtes" petroIeum ses
iein!"
@ertnges Riiito. Mr. 9eia
oel4eimer: "Wie 6oa TT Sbr eaoer
perii4ert?"
Scr. Moiensarten: sd bin ni&t
peuii&srt. SD bate IS nod ntdt
nDtbis gebabt."
Mr. !6eibelbeimr: r9lber poraus@
seiebt, Sic bremen ab?"
Mr. &o1engarten (ungebulbig):
.Wie tann i9 abbrennen, tpenn i'd
n.6t periitert bin!"
Sur rTauit" : 2iteratur.
Stubioius (im vSauit i" leienb): rgs
irrt Der Meni4, 10 lang er itrebt -
gu ieinem Treunb): ~Sisbit 9u,
2eibfuhs, mas bel Der perbammten
Streberei 'raustpmmt!"
Sir e4ter 8adfii9. Sods
ter: r8ei meinsr @sburt babt Sbr
pobl nod in re9t bel9eibenen Ser
baltntHen eelebt, Mama?" - Mutz
ter: rWie 10, mein &inb9" So4ter:
rWeil man mild muir Nnna senannt
bat, Der Mame 1T 10 sspObnli@!!"
Grtanntes 2eiben. Dame:
rWtKen sic, 9err ,Dottor, i@ tpeib
ni9t, mas nit meiner So9ter iebt lit;
lie 1T in ii9 setebrt, ibt ni4ts, ieufat
ben gan3en Sag = mas piirben Sic
basegen empfeblen?" Dottor: .Gine
9eiratbsannpnce, meme 8ndbige."
Gin S9aufpiel. rgber paz
rum 1T benin beute Der @eri4tsiaai
bou elesantefter 9srren9"
rN4, pihen Sic: bic primaz8alz
lerina ,pirb als 3eusin beeibist per=
nommen: ba pafen ale auf tbr pirtz
Tides Mltsr!"
Mnnp ba3umal. Oils 8eniaz
min Trantlin ben @oriab sefabt batz
te, cine neue 3eitung berausSuseben,
bemiibte iid feline Mutter, ibn bon beiz
len Nusfibruns a~b5ubalten, neil IS
in @merita - 1don 5pet 3eitunsen
gebe.
Sbeurer Hat6. Sic: vWil=
liam, i@ bube geitern cine Mnaeige in
Der 3eitung eelelen, tpelfe beiagte,
bab man sesen @%inienbung zines Doll
lars in Marten einen guten Hatb erz
balten niirbe, pie man bic 2atten i'm
6au1e lps miirbe."
Gr: rNrn?"
sic: sd ianbte ben Dollar in
Marten unb empfing cine Wntport."
@r: .Was NOR es?"
Sic: ,Man rietb mir, bic Mobz
nuns gu me4ieln!"
DiepermiBten Gettflede.
S4tG4termet5ter, Der INIT feinem
RadSbar 3uiummen bic 3eituns lieit,
gu 1einer Trau: rDu, bore, ih claude
Sic MiiQerfhen balten bic 3eituns
gang rmfonit, man fiebt niemals toas,
baB 1ie's au9 leien!"
@erluf Der Stimme. sic:
rWie 19redli4 mub es fir cine srobe
@Gngerin iein gu nif1en, bab lie TIRE
| @ttmme %berloren bat!"
Gr: r@s 1T aber nod mett f4ltm>
mer, tpenn lie bas nidt tpeiB."
5ur9t Dor Mntedung. a.:
n&raBe einen Populiiten, unb Elm
MnardHt ipirb gum @ori4ein fom>
men,"
49,: rDante iebr, bic @nar@iten
iolen fid ielber traBen."
- @on benz 2eben unb 9reiben
in einem Miin9ener 8ierteQer nit
m..e:x n~h f;;~,I;A nor 0crfAf ONO
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-03-14

0umorinit6eS.
Oetonomii4. Raufmann (su
ite0siudwnoen Rommis): rWo
paren sic aulebt in Ste0uns9" Gomz
.Sn elmer @tsfabrit" Trau
(leTe): .Du, ben ntmm; BEL benz
brau@en mir p%enisitens ni4t ein3uz
beiaen!"
Naibe Nuffaiune. Batter:
r@as, aebntauienb 9baler SGulben
baben sic - unb ba balten Sic UNI
meme So9ter ans!
8epsrber: ga, = bat Sbr
Grdulein So4ter am Gnbe gar ruht
10 piel?"
ct. @eorg Der Sungere.
pfarrer: rNun, mein lieber @eorg,
bait Du Dir benin i9on re4t Mlbe
geseben, benz 8eiipiele Defines Maz
menspatrons na4aufolgen? Das mar
Elm GROCER 9elb, elm tapferer Sitter,
Der gldnaenbe 8emeiie ieines boben
Mrtbes seeeben unb iogar Dra4en
getDbtet bait"
@eors (~osrleeen): "Dra4en bab'
i4 nod feline r1mgebra4t - 0iesesbez
tpuBt) aber - Maitdfer!"
Gut ertlGrt. Trib4en: "paz
pa, mas nennt man eigentlt4 cine
psrridte Sbee9"
papa: r9m = bas 1T cine Sbee,
bic Elm anberer gebabt bat"
Aiming Dienitmdb@sn: I'm
ten lit bic Mobtftin, bic ii4 na4
Sbrem 8:finben ertunbisen min, gnaz
bise Truu!"
rM@, fagen Sic ibr = lie ion am
nG9iten @r5ten tpieberfommen!"
Sn Der Marttballe. Gr1te
Marttfrau (au einem porubergebenben
9errn): r&pofen Sc min mat ab,
!9err 8aron!"
53tpeite Marttfrau (3ur er1ten):
.&ennen Sic benn ben 9errn MIDI, Der
is mebr tpie Baron, bet Is ia Sraf
S@lippermil4."
Critic Marttfrau (eri 9roden):
.Wirtlib9" (na9rufenb): r&oofen
Sen Mpfeliinen, Majeitdt9"
@nttdu4ung Dame Gum
@dbattionsbiener): r44, polen @ie
10 freunbli9 iein unb mir iaeen, Of
bic Dame, bic fur Sbre 3eituna
19reibt, gu ipreden 1T? Sd moate
tbr germ meinen Dant ausipre4en fir
ben leBten berrli4en Mrtitel:: "Mutterz
elId!!"
Diener: ga, eebsn sic nur binein!
Die ba am Teniter iibt nit benz groz
hen, 1dtpar3en @ollbart unh bic Pfei<
f rau@t, bas 1T iie!"
ueberboten. r8ei mir hat
qeftern Der &lapierpirtuoi SAT- &C.
ipielt, Der bebeutenbite &iinitler oer
@%eaentpart." - 80, bas 1T Ni4ts;
Bel mir tpar Der Sehpri1t Mala4tni,
10 aerrauftes 6aar pie Der bat Jtlez
manb!"
@roBartig. @riter Mealer;
y. l1nb ih fage Dir, metn leBtes
Bib mar 10 realtfti1@, bab fi@ BIZ
Menf9en prbentli9 BARN gu betpeger
i@ienen!" = 3peiter Maler: r@a,
ni9ts! Sn meiner @eelanbi4aft bal
fi9 elm @elbitm0rber gu ertranten Der:
iu9t!"
@eiFesgegenmurt Trau:
tein: r@err 9rofeKor, Sic t0nnen all
orientalti4en Spra4en 1preden! &On:
men sic benn au9 hinefi4?"
profeKor: n@etpib!"
TrGulein: rNun, nie beiBt benr
auf &ineif@ Der Muno?" ;,
profeKor: Scr Mhunb &'eu!'
(Gine Wo@e fpdter) 5rdulein;
v@err profeTor, tpie beiBt bic @tuben:
tbiir auf @inefh4?"
profeKor: Sic @tubentbiir? -
R'eu!"
TrGulein: r9(ber neuli4 baben Si'
ia aeiagt, Der Muno beibt &'beu!"
8rofeKor: Sang re&t. @Qes. maS
ouf unb gu sebt, beibt I'M @tnel1f@er
R'beu!"
Gin mtrtfames Me3ept
Dottor: @s 1T abiolut notbpenbig
bab STR @atte tii@tig i4ptBt." .,
5rau bes patienten: Sd bente! i'd
19ide na4 meiner Mutter. Menr
immer iie in's Sous tommt, serdtf
ct in talten @@hpeib.".
. vMaffinirt". S@ulbner (3un
@lGubiser): ~. .. Moate Ste be1te be:
aablen - aber benten sic, tpas mil
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-03-14

Naipe Muffaifune. Batter:
r@as, aebntauienb 9baler Stulben
baben Sic - unb ba balten Sic UNI
meme 3o4ter ans!
8etperber: ga, = bat Shr
Grdulein 9o9ter am Gnoe gar nl4t
10 biel9"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-03-14

5ur@t por u It edung. a.:
u&raBe einen populiften, unb Elm
Mnaraiit pirb gum @or1&ein fom<
men,"
49,: rDante iebr, bic Mnar4titen
IplIen 1ih ielber traBen."
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-03-14

@erluft Der Stimme. sic:
vWie l9redlih mub es fir cine grobe
@Gngerin 1ein gu ,pii1en, baB lie TIRE
Sttmme berloren bat!!"
Gr: r@s lit aber nod melt fhltm>
mer, tpenn lie bas nidt peib."
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-03-14

Sn Der Murttballe. Grite
Marttfrau (au einem poriibergebenben
9errn): r&oofen Sc min mat ab,
6err 8aron!"
53tpeite Marttfrau (3ur eriten):
.&ennen Sic benn ben 9errn MIDI, Der
is mebr tpie Baron, bet Is ia Sraf
S9lippermil4."
Critic Marttfrau (eri4roden):
,WirtGab9" (na9rufenb): r&oofen
|Se'n Mpfeliinen, Majeitdt?"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-03-14

Gin S9aupiel. r9lber tpa<
rum 1T benin beute Der @eriatsiaal
boq elesanteiter 9srreng"
rQ4, mi1en Sic: bic primas9al>
lerina nirb ols 3eugin beeibigt perz
nommen: bu paien ale auf ibr tpirt>
Tides Mltsr!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-03-14

Gin mtrtfames @e3ept.
Dottor: @s 1T abiolut notbmenoig,
bab S9r @atte tii@tig fdtptBt." 49,
5rQu bes patienten: Sd bente, i'd
1@ide na4 meiner Mutter. Menn
tmmer lie ms 9aus tommt, gerdtb
ct in talten @@uetb."
v@affintrt". S@ulbner (5um
@ldubiger): ~... Mo0te @te beute be-
aablen - aber benten @ie, pas mir
paKirt 1T! Sd lege geitern @beno ben
Sunbert : Marti@ein fir @ie, yuno
apei Stint : Martbantnoten auf ben
Slid, fperfe aus @eriebsn meme Cant
pc UNI, bag brennenbe Petroleum ers
qiebt ii& iiber ben Slid, lduft 5pts
i&en ben beiben Tiinfern bur@ uro
perbrennt mir eerabe Sbren 9unoertz
mart19ein!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-03-14

Aiming Dienitmdo@sn: I'm
ten lit bic Mobtitin, bic ii4 naf)
Sbrem 8sfnben ertunbigen min, gnaz
bise Trau!"
n9l9, fagen Sic ibr = lie ion am
nd9iten @ri item tpieberfommen!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-03-14

Mnno ba3umal I. Oils 8eniaz
min Trantlin ben 8oriub gefabt batz
te, cine ne1e 3eitung beruus5ugeben,
bemiibte fi9 feline Mutter, ibn bon beiz
len Qusfibruns ab5uhalten, neil IS
in Mmerita - f4on apet 3eitungen
gebe.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-03-14

Diepermibten Gettflede.
S4G4termek5ter, Der init 1einem
Nadbar auiummen bic 3eitung lteit,
gu 1einer Jrau: rDu. bore, i4 claude
Sic MiinerIhen balten bic 3eitung
gang umionit man iiebt niemals tpas,
bab fie's au4 lefen!!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-03-14

Gut ert1drt. Trib4en: "paz
pa, mas nennt man eisentli4 cine
psrridte Sbee?"
Papa: r9m = bas TT cine Sbee,
bic Elm anberer gebabt bat"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1895-12-26
Gil Hooley's Corner.
VIA. MASON CITY


To combine business with pleasure we
made a trip to Mason City Iowa and arrived
there on Thanksgiving day in time to wit
ness the marriage of the eldest son of Mrs
G. w. Pine (nee Miss Dianna Hayden) to one
of Iowa 5 prairie bellies. 1t was a voluptu-
Gus occasion, the residence was crowded
with guests and the presents We're numer-
GUS and many were magnificent. There is
no doubt but Iowa is destined to be one of
the greatest production states in the Union,
not only in the products of the soil but in
manufactures: and there is no reason why
Mason City should not rival any city within
her borders or even west OF the Mississippi
river: being situated in the midst of one of
the best farming communities in the world,
while she has excellent advantages in water
power. being situated on two very fine
streams viz. Lime and Willow creeks.
While Wisconsin has experienced almost a
famine the past season. Iowa boasts of the
largest crops she has had since she became
a state Besides having all her cribs full, we
saw corn thrown upon the ground in many
places in heaps as large as meeting houses.
We arrived home in time TO take in the
farmers institute, held in Bloomington this
week and will only say that the crowded
hall both days and nights. speaks in greater
praise of the institute than pencil could de-
scribe.
We had the pleasure of being present at. a
meeting of the 'Magnates of the Blooming
ton Grand Trunk Railway and must
acknowledge that no feeling of difidence
came over US while surrounded by such an
august body. And when the order came.for
electing officers for the ensuing year, we
prohered our ballot to the clerk when we
were politely Uniformed the Corners were
not as yet it. But they may discover yet
that the Corners may be the power behind
the throne, and may hold the balance of
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1895-12-26
Cassville.

The warm weather has broken up the
crossing on the river. The ice went out last
week so now crossing is made with boat.
George Barrows and William Holt. two
men who are determined not to be idle,
have plan for making brick in winter
George has large cellar in which is a furn-
ace to dry the brick and also grinding ma
chine that works by horsepower. Every
thing seems to work well and by next spring
they expect to have a large kiln of brick to
burn.
The Grimm hotel building is rapidly near
ing completion. Last Friday night dance
was held in one of the rooms.
Thos. Smith and Everett Ishmael. while
getting out rock for the railroad on L. n.
okey's land below the village, struck some
mineral which looks as though there was
more ahead. There has been lots of pros
pecting on these grounds in hopes of finding
a large bunch of mineral We hope it has
at last been found.
The angel Death has visited our village
once more and has taken one of our loved
ones. Mrs. G. NJ. Kantz, who had passed her
End year. died Tuesday, Dec. II. She was
blind for the last six years of her life, yet
seemed TO take it peacefully; she became a
luCIlDGl u lnS M f. Cllll Ga Il IL years VI
age, and has been faithful member ever
since. The funeral services took place We'd
nesday the 18th at the Nj. E. church, where
a large number of friends gathered to pay
the last respects to one gone before. The
sermon was preached by the Rev J A. Dix
on her remains were buried in the village
cemetery. where she waits her second call
ing. She leaves a husband and daughter to
mourn her loss
Communion service will be held in the NJ.
E. church, sunday Jan. 5; all christian
friends are invited to partake. In the even
ing the pastor will preach temperance
sermon. Come out everybody and hear him
Next Tuesday evening. New Years eve
there win be watch meeting held in the
NJ. E. church. preaching at p. NJ followed
by prayer meeting and a blackboard exer-
else, this is the first meeting of this kind
ever held in this church, so come out all and
enjoy the old year out and the new one in.
AS Christmas will be past before these
notes are in print we wish the editor of the
HERALD and all its readers Merry Christ
mas and a Happy New Year. L. n. o,
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1895-12-26
Beetown.

Mr., T. @. Davis from Platteville was in
Beetown last week visiting his friend John
Schamehorn, WHO'S handling a full line Of
sewing machines, organs ana pianos for w.
I. Jennings of Platteville
Mr.. Tony Stear has sold his farm near
B4etown andis going to move in town.
Mr.. Nlniam shamehorn is living with his
brother-in-law in Lancaster, and is going to
school this winter
Mr.. Edward Haughten has taken boy to
raise, and help him in his old age.
George Jamerson is thinking OF buying a
farm on Willow branch.
Mr.. N. C. Edwards has just returned from
from Dubuque where ne has been buying
his holiday goods
Mr.. samuel Birch is quite busy collecting
taxes.
The hearts Offering while in the manger
stall he lay
The king Of kings amid the sweetest scents
of hay,
Richest offering the wise men brought and
laid before
The child within the stable door.
The gold and frankincense were laid low
at his feet
The mvrrh ana gems were all displayed
While yet the sweet and hallowe0 infant
lay at rest
Upon his sacred mothers breast.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1895-12-26
Notice.

Notice is hereby given to members
of the Bloomington Farmers Fire in
surance Company that the annual
meeting of said Company for the pur-
pose of electing officers and the trans
action of such other business as may
properly come before the meeting,
will be held at the usual place in the
village of Bloomington on Tuesday,
the seventh day of January, 1896 at
10 O'Clock a. IN. A large attendance
is desired as questions Of Importance
will probably arise. Don't forget the
date, Jan. z, 1896.
JOHN CAREY, Jr. Sec'y and Treas.
JOHN RYAN. President.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1895-12-26

Poisons engendered by food fer
menting in dyspeptic stomach are
the direct cause of rheumatism, govt.
bronchitis, liver and kidney com
plants, asthma. pneumonia and many
other nervous ailments.
These results are prevented by the
use of the Shaker Digestive Cordial,
a remedy discovered and prepared by
the Shakers Of Mount Lebanon, n. Y.
Ii is in itself food aud has power to
digest other food taken with IT, Thus
IL rests the diseased stomach and
finally masters the worst cases Of dys-
pepsia Il acts promptly and fresh
strength and increase Of weight soon
follows. The first dose, taken i'm
mediately after eating. abates the
pain and distress so dreaded BY dys-
peptics. Trial bottles, enough to
prove its merit, 10 cents.
Laxol is the best medicine for
children. Doctors recommend it in
place Of Castor oil.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1895-12-26
Get HOODS
Hoods Di1lS are tasteless, mild. effec-
AAOOA . AAhS tive. All druggists. Use.

power in these railroad matters; for it is
rumored that Col. Flynn wants to bond the
towns of Burton, Little Grant, Gil Hooley's
Corner and part of Negro ridge. Wenwell
let the Col. come down with one of his pock-
et"Howitzers" and he will have but little
trouble in decoying many of the unwary into
following his bidding.
Bloomington is having quite boom at
present, presume on account of the R. r.
prospects. as two new places of business are
about TO open. We understand that the
delegation that visited Chicago for the pur-
pose of interviewing the r. X. company in
regard to the matter reports very favor
able conference.
William Suttle has sold his farm and per-
sonal property and will soon move from our
midst, and we understand will locate in
Lancaster. Well we are sorry to lose so good
neighbor and citizen but our loss will be
somebody's gain.
If you ask Loren Bali why he looks so
pleasant these foggy days he will probably
say it is on account of the advent of that
new boy"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1895-12-26

Where did / get this dreadful
cough? No matter; the great ques-
ton is. sHow shall get rid of it?''
Use the Pineola Balsam, a soothing
combination of the remedies nature
has put in the pine and other balsamic
trees. Itcures the inflammation and
tickling in the throat and if taken in
time will prevent the spread of the
disease to the lungs. Ely's Pineola
Balsam is strongly recommended IN
cases of asthma. Twenty-Five cents
is the price. Tell the neighbors
aboutit.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1895-12-26
NOTES FROM OTHER TOWNS
Cuba Clippings.


Mud. slush and murderously bad roads are
now the order Of the day but il is an i'll wind
that blows no good. and while roads are bad
and business dull, the ground is receiving
more moisture than il has any time for the
last three years, and will be all right for
crops in the spring.
The Modern Woodmen s ave a basket and
ayster supper at the c. T. :. Hall on Thurs
day evening last. andin spite of the stormy
weather and bad roads quite large crowd
was in attendance and an enjoyable evening
was passed. Ed Mccormick has moved into
his new house and is once more enjoying
himself under his own vine and hg tree.
Charley McFarlone is off on business trip
to Iowa. several boys who went from this
vicinity 10 Iowa last summer to help secure
the big crops in that state. have returned
and report successful trip, plenty of work
at good wages.
Mr.. VIM. Kaum who has been sick for a
long time. is still very poorly and unable to
leave his bed except for short intervals.
And now the talk is war. The President
has at last become aware that the people
are dissatisfied with his foreign policy and
has spoken in unmistakeable terms to John
Bull that the Monroe Doctrine will be main
tanned. We would like his course much bet
ter if he had not recommended the appoint
ment of a commission to investigate the
matter. That looks as if he was not certain
of his ground. The fact that our govern
ment has been ignored and snubbed by
England in this Venezula affair is sufficient
cause for war and we would much rather he
would have stood Internationally by his
message and made no proposal for COM
mission We hardly think though that
there will be war, there are too many inter-
ests at stake on both sides to permit it, but
should it come then it will be necessary to
devise means to raise revenue and we will
see a tariff levied on foreign imports COM
pared to which the Mckinley bill was mere
bagatelle. AGITATOR
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1895-12-26
REAL DYSPEPSIA.
DHSPEP1ICS ARE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T
DIGEST THEIR FOOD.

Ihey Suffer from Pain or Lump in the
stomach, Nausea, Eructions, Heartburn.
etc, The Cause of IL is not in the Stom-
ach but in the Sympathetic Nerves. A
Weh-known Physicians views ON Proper
Treatment of Dyspepsia.
The reason that dyspepsia is gener-
ally considered incurable is that it is
not properly understood
Doctors persist in treating the
stomach when they should be treating
the sympathetic nerves.
They treat the symptoms instead of
| the cause.
Of course this will not cure.
just how DR.. Shoop came to dis
cover that the true cause or root of
dyspepsia was in the sympathetic
nerves, is best known by himself.
He had been studying the sympa-
thetic nerves for manyyears. He found
out what wonderful influence they
had over the internal organs. Abso-
lutte control over most of them. How
especially they control the stomach
and its digestion of food.
He prep red a Restorative for the
sympathetic neryesand found thatwith
1.-THE could cure the most obstinate case
of dyspepsia he had ever seen. 1t is
now called DR.. Shoop Restorative.
Physicians conceded that he had
made a valuable discovery
1t is not good to have the dyspepsia
bad results follow
1t may seem but a slight inconven
fence at times, but in reality it is UNI
dermining the health.
1t should be attacked at once with
Dir. Shops Restorative. This rem
edy reaches the cause.
The sympathetic nerves are "a set OF
nerves quite distinct from the ordin-
airy nerves. They act independent OF
the cerebro spinal nerves.
They have different functions too
One of their functions is to keep the
stomach and digestive organs in good
order.
When something is wrong with
your digestive organs, You may be
quite sure there is something wrong
with your sympathetic nerves. Ii
you can get them in good order again
sickness will disappear.
This can be done by taking DR..
Shoop'sRestorative for the sympathet-
ic nerves. 1t tones them up and
feeds them, and restores them back to
health and with them, the stomach
and other internal organs.
There is no case of dyspepsia how
ever bad which DR.. Shops Restora-
tive will not in short while relieve,
and in time permanently cure.
1t is the only medicine which will
make real cure of this uncomfort-
able disease. because it is the only
medicine which acts on the sympathet-
ic nerves, where the cause is found.
DIR. Shops Restorative can be OBJ
tanned from any reliable druggist; but
if you have trouble in getting it, en-
close $1.00 to DR.. Shoop and bottle
will be sent you by express. prepaid.
A very interesting pamphlet on the
subject of the sympathetic nerves,
and DR.. Shops Restorative, will be
mailed free to any address on appli-
cation to G. |. Shoop, NJ. d. Box Q.
235 Racine, Wis.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1895-12-26

A. f. Fitzpatrick of Fillmore, CAL,
had the misfortune TO have his leg
caught between a cart and stone
and badly bruised. Ordinarily he
would have been laid up for two or
three weeks, but says: After using
one bottle of Chamberlain Pain Balm
] began to feel better and in three
days was entirely well. The peculiar
soothing qualities which Chamber
lain's Pain Balm possesses / have
never noticed in any other liniment.
| take pleasure in recommending it. y
This liniment is also OF great value for
rheumatism and lame back. For sale
by j. L. Bennett, druggist
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1895-12-26
Providence and Vicinity
Let us look upward not downward
For groveling brings no balm;
Let us look forward not backward,
For deep past holds no charm.


For deep past holds no charm
The thaw and bad roads makes it very I'M
pleasant for both man and beast.
Henry Grebe was seen making his way to
the Hub sunday night. Wonder what at
traction is that way:
The shooting match at Bloomington that
was had on Saturday was quite largely at
tended from this vicinity.
Mrs Marion Prideaux spent Tuesday with
Mrs. DR.. Sala of Bloomington.
All the little folks are busy as bees, writ
letters to Santa Claus. Can any of the readers
of the HERALD tell our dear little ones where
to address their letters that they may go
direct to Santa
The church going people of this vicinity
have been holding series of prayer meet
ings at private houses that has been largely
attended.
Miss Mabel Hayden. who has visiting ac-
quaintances in Mason City, Ia. has returned
home.
Miss Letha Brady of Bloomington was a
pleasant caller al NJ. H. Prideaux on Friday.
John Gates went to the Hub with hogs on
Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs w. II. Prideaux spent Thurs
day with their daughter, in Glen Haven,
Mrs. C. L.Knapp.
Mr.. Geo. Austey has organized reading
circle in Beetown which is held every We'd
nesday evening we wish him success in his
undertaking
If you want to know how bad the roads are
ask Ben Brookens he will be able to tell you
as he tested them last Tuesday night.
SNOWFLAKE
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1895-12-26
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