New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-26
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

Michigan papers say that the frost did no damage
In the Michigan peach belt
Those Mudded Orators-"I enjoyed your LECTURE
the financial issue very mucn sa,a 'nS ne nmes
ton" g.. .,o.av
What side OF the question are 'ou o'''
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cadzooks-England is a bulldog that never drops
anything
Zounds-You seem to forget the letter II.
little boy had learned to use naughty u. saa
and was shocked and surprised when Iaen" ccseS
to her and told the sad news fred req ~ w h,m oh
little bird whispered to me-. replied tne u q;
"Humph" said Freddy, in great disgusfiw opcester
those damned sparrows suppose -'"o'
Gazette
A soon az a hand-organ grinder started tune
tho other dav in Huntington. Penn. swarm OK
On bees made Decline for his organ and III on H.
The music appeared to have made them sooa-no-
tured; for they stung no one while they were oe'"s
nut back into their hive. -
Floorwalker Ito salesman at hosiery counter
you Sale asn, showed her some stockings that
told her would fit her Ike gyose ali 1' WOOL and
v ,ngy wde ard she nounced off though some n,
hing had dspsased hsr rOT lae n o. me
t., .p,ackwood,s' saws that priests can
No, change their priestly countenance II they wsheo'
For some mysterious reason the subcutaneous tssus
over the cheekbones and under the jaws Oh 's
cleric's face gets undue supply OF hour's",e"''
which leaves distinctive marks. while the conscious
moss ~ a share In the Apostolic legacy gives mus-
cular set TO the lips
Elderly widower-You positively refuse 10 '"S'''
Mss Fanny~Yes; your son proposed yesterday
ana sar.y Wiiow"r"He did eh Well he is bigger
fool than thought he was-'Texas Strings
An Ohio believer in the Sabbath objects to churcn
ssv,ces on the first day Of the week. because they
prevent ministers. sections. orsah-oio"e's ~ ~
singers from enjoying their day OF rest
Fashions PenatesMr. Bus-Mariaa, nov a,,b You vos
1t happen tnat rahhs 10" e0'"7
inis mq y,iis Won know as we'll as do JOAN that
WIEN Ressie and Kate and 90 10 churcn son ne
body has got to stay at home lhers ,si Trihune
A Roman Catholic street preaching mission is De-
inc organized In Cleveland. It's work will be similar
-. ,sa, ., tho salvation Army but it will not adopt
N. fantastic methods OF that organization one o.
,be most prominent workers In the movement wiz
80 ra,her Elliott. OF the Paulist Fathers Church.
~ this city who Is enthusiast on the supJeo' VI
propagating Catholicism among fretes'ah'S
The Cheerful IDIOT observe" said the musical ,1,S
board nroor,etars OF boiler shop for making 70
much sn nSfs r sss sS d he viii :a
idiot dan' r, &c s ss slar rsw and drive The
boiler shop away? -Indianapolis Journal
,ew religious sect has been started In Missouri
The members elect an angel" whose business II y
to fly to heaven every little while and ma OUT VIM
God wants the members to do contrary 10 WI
might be expected. the members had no dlcuIy
whatever in finding a man who was both able an
willing to fly TO heaven as often as was oesire0s
But when he makes the trip he insists on oeino
absolutely alone
Honestly Won--"How did you get your title -
general asked the hero shipping girl,
II Gu; my WAY to It,. was the proud reply
NO in Bii wgslns's hotel. There was was only
been in the army at all SO we SI bic me
-(Washng;on Star.
According to The Chicago Times Herald" the
bicycle has very largely stimulated the suburban
movement. Young householders and married people
with small families have discovered that the bicycle
has solved the transportation problem Not only
these. but clerks and employees OF both sexes nave
made the same discovery. To person who can
ride a wheel 1t matters little whether he lives three
miles or miles from his place OF business. nor
does he whether he is near the elevated or tho
cable the steam cars. With little exertion he
can ride at the rate OF ten miles an hour. ana
that will allow him to live in a very far suburb in
deed The result is that this year people have been
buying bicycles and renting houses securing
boarding places in the FAR boundaries OF the city.
She had now become desperate
Your family has q grand name" he observed
with promPtness sufficient to suggest that she had
given the subject thought
dered what would be the chances OF his tumbl.ng II
a wheat elevator were to precipitate itself upon
hlm.-(Detro.t Tribune
The London Musical Herald" tells a queer story
about Jack Wilson's tomb in the Little Cloisters
In Westminster Abbey. Wilson was Shakespeares
tenor. He probably the first TO sins sigh No
More Ladies'" and he died the age OF seventy
eight. In 1853 The inscription on his tomb at tho
Abbey was much obliterated. and under the direc-
ton OF an antiquary n was employed to recut
the letters The antiquary stood looking over him.
that he should make no mistake. and to make
the time pleasantly he expatated at great length
to the workman upon the grandeur and merits OF
the deceased. The man eventually stopped his work
and looking up at the antiquary. said II wish, sir,
We had known he such swell before We run
that there drain pipe through him.
His Sister ito Tom who has. just returned from
college, And don't YOU play mandolin
His sister-Nor sing college glees?
His sister-Nor figure In athletic contests,
His sister (rcproa chfuly)-wen. ia lust like "a
know what good college has done you. that's all
-(Chicago Record.
Old bills Of the Orange County Bank known in
bygone years butter money" are occasionally
unearthed. although nearly all that were issued
have long since been redeemed Justice A. II
Hulse. OF Monroe presented one OF $50 at a bank
Saturday and somewhat surprised at receiving
Its face value In gold The history OF this bill ia
rather singular one In July. 1853 forty-two
years ago. Jonathan Mapes. OF Monroe. Consigned
a COW. which was sold for S25. to Captain Harr,
son Tuthlll. who. In connection with the late G. n
knight. father OF II. b. Knight of Goshen ana
Supervisor C. I. knight. OF Monroe. ran a freight
line between Monroe and NewYork The freight
charges and commission amounted to s.. and the
balance OF s23. consisting OF the bill above alluded
to and - bill on a New-York City bank. was
given to Mr.. Mapes. He wrapped the money cara.
fully In the printed statement blank furnished by
Cap,aih Iuthill' placed 1t In the bottom OF an old
cnest' ana the roll remained there undisturbsd I'm.