The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-05-27
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Judge McNally, it is said, has more
funny stories stored away in the halls
of memory than any ouner man who
ever entered the joint city and county
building.
Jack May (beg pardon, Hon. John
May, assistant city treasurer). should
know that a few envious people are
talking about him. Two of his pet
friends were overheard the other
evening discussing the popular man"
well" said one. 81 am glad Jack
got the bike
Yes. 50 am t. said the other. ''and
there is one good thing about it."
And that is"
why, Jack, like Senator Brander.
in "A Texas Steer don't owe anything
to anybody"
'Not to his friends?"
mot to his friends!"
And why?'
Like Senator Brander. he paid for
all the votes he got"
And then there was silence.
For the information of the curious,
a Wyoming paper publishes the fol-
lowing: The uch-talked-about
bloomer bicycle dress is simply a pair
of trousers, very baggy at the knees.
abnormally full about the pistol peck
cts and considerably loose where you
strike a match. The garment is cut
decOlIette at the south end and but
tons are tied around the knees TO
keep the mice out. You can't put it
on over your head as you would
skirt. but you sit on the floor and
pull it on just as you do your stock
ings-one foot in each compartment.
You can easily tell which is the right
side to have in front by the buttons
on the neckband.
When the breezy bloomers are the
universal go, how will tailOrs press
the creases into them, I'd like to
know? When the baby's head is nod
ding. and it wants to take a nap, how
can mamma lull her darling in BIZ
furcated lap? When the chickens go
a. grubbing, in the garden in the
spring, how can Bridget 'shoo" the
creatures with no skirt to flop and
fling 2-EX.
Have you noticed the latest walk
that the society girl is assuming? l
was standing at the corner of Fourth
and Market yesterday when about
dozen young women passed, and ev-
erv one of them had the same style
of walk. I do not think 1t is anything
like those that have heretofore gone
the gaits after the girls after the girls
have returned from the eastern re-
sorts. This one is stride made as
If the girl was trying to keep her
nointed shoes from catching into her
Skirt flounces. 1t is a slipshod walk
and makes one feel as if the walker
were wishing she were back on her
bicvcle Yes, it's the bicycle tread
now. the vaccination limp and New
mort step have gone cornDletely out
louisville CourierJournaL
The tuneful Tyre of the Washington
Post thus pipes his lay: Her golden
hair. her silvery voice, An, me- VINO
could resist? IT'S easy quite to make
NV choice-Tm a bimetalllst.
I'm an up-to-date girl:
1t shows in my walk.
In the cut of my clothes,
And the way that l talk
I'm up-to-date girl;
Yes L III proud of tie name,
With passion for dress
For which Fashions to blame.
I'm an up-to-date girl;
And I'm free TO confess
That 1 do not object
To a kiss or caresS-
I'm an up-to-date girl
And my heart is all night
I may marry for love,
But the man must be bright
The Shrinersi They are jolly dogs
every one of them! They would not
be Shriners if they were not! Full OF
fun, especially when on pilgrimage
to Mecca, as an egg is of meat, they
are not often caught mapping once
in a while, however, a gentleman who
is entitled to wear the tez is causnI
az the following story, told by the
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