The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-05-08
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

- W no Is dumb lie VINO docs
not know how to say kind things at
the proper time.
William Schacifer, OF Linfeld, !
Pa, has made walking stick viii ~
contains 5,SG4 pieces.
- A rug 13 feet square, containing
256 stitches to the inch, has been sold e
in London for s., 1000.
- Coal-tar yields l6 shades of blue S
the same number of yellow tints, II g.
orange, 9 of violet and numerous oth haN
colors and shades.
: In the famous cellars of thu
Hotel dc Vile at Bremen there are ~
dozen cases of holy wine, which has
been preserved for $50 years.
- A school with play ground S
the roof and twenty shower baths ~
the basement is to be erected in tHSj5
congcsted district of New York.
- Official estimates place the valu IS
of farm animals-horscs, cattle, muleS
and hogs and shecp-in the Unitedy
States at no less than 81, ,S19, ,446, ,3O6. \
- Rain while the sun is shining is
referred to in nearly every country in
the world by an expression equivalent
to, "The devil is beating his wife.
The man who is careless about
keeping his engagements with men,
cannot be depended on to keep his en-
gagements with God, however pious he
may claim to be.
- Piny is authority for the stated
ment that Zorcaster once lived 3OS
years on nothing but cheese, and that \
that diet made him insensiblc to II w.
advances of old age. ,
- Hc-What do you think of
thagoras's doctrine that man
become brute after his death 3!
After his death Plenty of men do
that a few months after marriage.
There are only four days in eacb
year in which sun and clock time eI5,'
actly correspond. April Is was on IS
of those days. The other three ar s
June IA, September ! and December 2
In Lincolnshire, England, it il
the current belief that Bishop Elem
ing, founder of Lincoln College, O1
ford, died while attempting to initiate
the Savior's miraculous fast of 4&
days.
"Nlary," said the sick man to hi 3g'
wife when the doctor had pronounced s.
it case of smallpox, eff any Of my
creditors call, tell them I am at leas
in a condition to give them some
thing. j.
- "Jennie has married a man W.
plays poker. Ism it dreadful % 1
Harlem woman to her hus f
"It isn't half as bad as marry II
man who thinks he can play
but can't, ''was the reply.
GLOW do you like I'd IS
teacher, Willie % 'I'm af45aalse
her, mamma. She s so awfully swell. 'N
"Does she dress very stylishly 2
"Docs she? Mamma, she could put in
either one of the sleeves =
- Father-Yes, I admit your lover
has a good income; but he has yer r
expensive tastes, very. Daughter e:
You amaze me what does he wan Is
that is so very expensive :? Fathera
Well, you, for one thing.
Sue-"I am afraid papa was v
angry when you asked him for
WASH he, Jack, love ?" Jack.z1etl3
at all. lie asked me if ME
more respectable young ga
would be likely to marry yoos 4
ters, if properly coaxed. y y
Van Pullman-"How can
licvc that you love me better than ~ g
did your former husband VIII
say you kissed him oftener than
do me ?" Mrs. Lakeside-"Oh.
dear, the kisses [ give you are ], VI,
twice as long as those gave him. e
For whoor:on cough Chamberlsj
Cough Remen yol excellent. By Fl Fl
ing it freely th>yolseasc is deprive
ali dangerous consequences. The
no danger in giving the remedy
babies, as it contains nothing inju1
Gus. % and so cent bottles for sa1
by Hill Bros. s
: One of the cleyerest invent
ever patented is the machine for sticI
ing common pins in the papers
which they arc sold. The contrivanc
Brings up the pins in rows, draws thA
paper in position, crimps it in
lines, then at single push passes tt
pins through the paper and sets the
in position.
DR.. r. ". Dashiell, of Prince
Anne, Md, has a curiosity in
shape of a double pig. The
animal is joined at the stomach
tween the fore and hind legs. 1t
but one head, yet four ears, th M
eyes, two tails, eight legs, and t
perfectly formed bodies, one direcl
following the other.
- To neglect God all our lives, al 4 4
know that We neglect him, to offss
God voluntarily, and know that #
offend him, casting our hopes on
peace which we trust to make at pal Z
ing, is no better than a rcbcllious py
sumption, and even a contemptu
laughing to scorn and deriding of G "a
his laws and prccepts. M
y Negro passing under a sd
folding where some repairs were go
on, a brick fell from above on
head, and was broken by the faa
Sambo very coolly raised his head al
exclaimed, "Ilalloa, you white man j d;
dar if you don't want your brick $
broke. just keep en- of my head - -
"A lady at Tooleys, La, was very {
sick with bilious collie when NJ. c. 2
Tisler, prominent merchant of the s
town gave, her bottle of Chambe1@
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrh h9
Remedy. lie says she was wei
forty minutes, after taking the 4
dose. For sale by Hill Bros.
- At an evening party lady
that she had quarrel with her
band, but had made it up again,
to commemorate the event had plant
a sapling. "Thcrc, you sce," VII
pcrcd the wife of a wealthy land own XII
in tone of reproach to her husban!M M
Hif wn had donr hat what q cnlnnd ndI