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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1895-09-26
HUMOROUS.

Great Expectations. $50 Tads.
bury is married? What does he ex-
pect to live on?" "The income he
hopes to get next ear."-Detroit Free
Press.
No Longer.in Doub -She-"Have
you seen Flora since she tried to ride
her bicycle?" He-"Yes, and I am
fully convinced that beauty is only
skin deep."-Life.
-Incredulous Friend-"You'll never
accomplish anything by trying to
reach the pole" Arctic Explorer
"Just wait till you see me coming
down the homestretch." - Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
-Papa's Joy.-"Ma," inquired Bobby,
"Well, think not, Bobby. Why?" ~
heard him say that the week you spent
at the sea-shore seemed like Heaven
to charlottesville Review.
Tramp interviewing Herr Gutherz
at the front door)-"Excuse me; YES
terday you gave me this hat and the
light top coat l am now wearing;
stick to NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Different From Her Sex - First
Little Girl-"And isn't your cat afraid
of mice?" Second Little Girl-"Oh, no,
not single bit" First Little Girl
That's queer. And she's a lady cat,
too, isn't she?"-Somerville Journal.
Traveller Ito native)-"Can you tell
me how far am from Creamtown?
Native-"About 24,999 miles" TRAY
eler-"Impossible." Native-'I mean
if you keep on the way you are going.
If you turn round and go back it's only
about a le."-Tit-Bits
docs your sister know that have
called to see her?" the young man in
CURED. after waiting uneasily for an
hour. 81 guess she does" replied the
small brother. "She doesn't generally
take more than five minutes to come
down when she has caller. Wash
ington Star.
-Fogg says he received letter the
other day, and he had strong pre-
sentiment that he would find ten
dollar bill in it. When he opened it
he found bill for ten dollars which,
he says, though not exactly the same
thing, shows his impression was not
altogether astray.-Boston Transcript.
illustrating the Process. The little
girl had amputated her dolls head.
legs and feet, scattered their sawdust,
aud otherwise reduced them to con.
dition of primitive chaos. She was
discovered in the act of trying to re.
construct them. What are you doing.
Katie?"aslxed her mother. II am play.
in the first chapter OF Genesis" abe
replied Chicago Tribune
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1895-09-26
kissing Hygienioally Unhealthy.

In Hungary it used to be customary
for children to kiss the hands of their
teachers on arriving and on leaving
school. This practice has, however,
recently been forbidden by the board
of education, because it is held by the
sanitary council that kissing is a dam
gerous proceeding from hygienio
point of view, and should only be re-
sorted to when absolutely necessary.
That it is unnecessary in this particu-
lar case will be granted by most peo-
pie, but still it is to be feared that
whatever terrors in the way of infec-
ton and disease may Turk in kiss,
where Cupid holds sway boards of edu-
cation, and even acts of parliament,
will be powerless to abolish it.-Home
EoteR
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1895-09-26
A CRUEL PRACTICE,
Saying and Doing Things to Brighten
Timid Children. ....


Happy those little ones who have
whose magic circle the oncoming of
the cruel fit of terror is instantly
checked, giving place to a delicious
calm!
How unhappy those children must be
who, timid and fearsome by nature,
lack this refuge-who are left much
alone to wrestle with their horrors as
best they may, and are rudely re-
pulsed when they bear their heart
quakings to others-I would not ven
ture to say. Still less should 1
care to suggest what is suffered
by those unfortunates who find in
those about them not comfort, assur-
ance, support in their fearsome mo-
ments, but the worst source of terror.
To be brutal to these small, sensitive
organisms, to practice on their terrors,
to take delight in exciting the wild
stare and wilder shrek of terror, this
is perhaps one of the strange things
which makes one believe in the old
dogma that the devil can enter into
men and women. For here we seem to
have to do with a form of cruelty so
exquisite, so contrary to the oldest Of
instincts, that it is dishonoring to the
savage and to the lower animals to at
tempt to refer it to heredity.
TO dwell on such things, however,
would be to go back to a pessimistic
view of childhood. 1t is nndeniable
that children are exposed to indie
scribable misery when they are deliv-
cred into the hands of consunmately
cruel mother or nurse. Yet one may hope
that this sort of person is exceptional
sonnet thing of which we can give no
account save by saying that now and
again in sport natue produces a
monster, as if to show what she could
do if she did not choose more wisely
and benignly to work within the lsni-
tations of type.-Prof. James Sully. in
Popular Science Monthly.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1895-09-26
A Golden Harvest

Is now assured TO the farmers Of the West
and Northwest, and in order that the people
of the more Eastern States may see and
realize the magnificent crop conditions
which prevail along its lines, the Chicago,
Milwaukee q st. Paul R'y has arranged o
series of three ~ Harvest Excursions for
August2 90, September 10 and "a, for which
round trip excursion tickets (good for re-
turn on any Friday from September Is TO
October IL inclusive) will be sold to various
points in the West, Northwest and South
west at the low rate of about One Fare.
For further particulars apply to the near
est coupon ticket agent or address Geo. h
Heafford, Gen'l. Passenger Agent, Chicago
Milwaukee g. st. Paul R'y, Chicago.
WHAT was real estate worth In SodomI
Wayland
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1895-09-26
LOVES AFTERMATH.
IOWA

Not here, but there,
Not near, nor far;
No night time then,
Nor moon nor star
No meeting smile to turn to sigh,
And breathe its bitter wail--Good-byl
Not here--not here,
Too dim, too sad
This doubling world
Yet there-all gladl
The loving eyes earth's shadows Yelled
The tender clasp we deemed had failed
Some voice-perhaps
Loved-lost--regained
Will thrill US there
With love unfeigned.
But how we know not, all Is rest,
They are our own-God's ways are best
That one we loved,
Perhaps too we'll,
Can love, love SOY
We cannot toll
That one, in Gods sweet, holy place
VIII meet US then, and face to facet
The loved caress,
The old, dear smile
Gods ever for
Earth's little while!
Tho mists OF pain all passed away;
All lost in that long, loving day!
Good Words
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1895-09-26

aiasts. He was able to crumble in the
dust the highest and strongest argu-
ments brought forward by cynical
bachelors that marriage is failure
but yet, with all his devotion, he was
able to appreciate a pretty woman.
He kept this appreciation to himself
In years time he had learned many
fruths of whose existence he had not
even dreamed before. One of these
was that it was far better for a mar
ried man to keep some things to him
self and to observe religious silence
on others. One subject upon which he
kept a religious silence was that of
praising pretty women in his wife's
hearing. When he had married her he
thought his wife the most beautiful
creature which the widest dreams of
a lovers fancy could conjure up, but
after a years constant association with
her he had been forced 10 acknowledge
to himself that there were others as
pretty and at last had decided that
some were even prettier, but that none
was better or sweeter he never
doubted.
His wife loved him with that fond
privateaffectionate contempt which is
common to all married women, and
which is the result of their tactful
management of apparently refractory
husbands who are all unconscious that
they are being managed. But take
things all together, this husband and
wife were as happy together as are all
young couples who have been married
q year.
One morning at breakfast, as his
wife, clad in bewitching gown, was
pouring the coffee, the smart, white
aproned maid came in with the mail,
and amid the pile of letters was one
upon which his wife seized eagerly
and tore open with the unconventional
aid of the butter knife.
"Oh, Jack" she said, joyfully, as she
read on with smiling face, "Maude is
coming. You remember Maude?"
He did not remember Maude and
said so.
''Oh, yes, you do" his wife replied.
''She was my chum when you came to
see me before we were married. She
used to plague US by coming in when
we wante d to be alone. Don't you re-
member"
Jack had a dim recollection of a
small girl who used to make herself
i'too confoundedly numerous" as Jack
had once said in a moment of exaspera,
ton, but her face he could not call to
mind. So he nodded and asked when
she was coming.
Tonight, she says. She does not
mention the train. There are two,
you know. 1 suppose she will take
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1895-09-26
Trade and Religion Mixed.

Religion was strangely mixed with
trade at Fecamp, France, the other
day when the archbishop of Rouen.
assisted by the bishop of Blois and
many priests, consecrated the new
buildings of the liqueur distillery
where the famous Benedictine is made.
The liquor was invented in 1910 by
one of the Benedictines, and was made
by them until they were dispersed by
the revolution. Thirty years ago de.
scendant of one of the agents of the
abbey found the recipe and manufac-
tured the liquor as commercial
speculation. The buildings were
burned down three years ago, and in
their place he has now put up on the
site of the former abbey as close re-
production Of the old monast>ry as
could be made. Vanity.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1895-09-26

THE AUDUBON REPUBLICAN.
AUDUBON. IOWA
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1895-09-26

che ten thirty-fve from Boston, where
she wants to do some shopping. I am
30 glad she is coming. We can have
such fun talking over old times and,
oh, lots of things"
Jack folded his napkin, got his grip
and. accompanied by his wife, walked
90 the door which opens on the pretty
porch with the woodb ine and the view
OF the garden and the woods browning
the hill. The old familiar scene was
enacted at parting for the day, and
Jack went briskly down the path to
the road which leads to the railroad
station. stopped at the gate long
enough to look back and wave fare
well to the figure in the bewitching
sporning gown which stood in the door
framed BY the woodbina He boarded
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1895-09-26
A Long Delay.

"You say the convention lasted four
teen days? What was the cause of the
delay?"
Couldn't think of nothing to start
the free fight on to wind 1t up with
indianapolis Journal.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1895-09-26
WALTER BAKER & CO. LTD. DORCHESTER, MASS.

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heartburn, torpid liver, dizziness,
sick headache, bad taste in tho
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stipation is the most frequent
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Go by the book. Pills roc and use O
box. Book FREE at your druggists or
write B. F. Allen Co., 365 Canal Street.
New York.
Annual sales more than oOo GOO borex
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27

THE coming year will be better
one in business than the ending
calendar period for the first simple
reason that the income of the coun-
try for 90 is to be 81, 900, 900 to So
900, 600 more than it was in '95.
Again, the prospects are for utter
freedom from politicel upheaval,
drought, epidemic or other national
calamity. Then the tourist travel
will be at least normal again. Ocean
traffic in measure tributary to the
Islands is on the increase, money
is going in coffee lands, and slow
ly, but surely, the small
settler is coming in.
One iniallible barometer is the
financial accounts of the Govern
ment. 1t is noteworthy and most
gratifying fact that the realizations
for the first eleven months Of 1895
have almost equalled the receipts
for the same time in 1894, 1t was
comparatively smooth sailing in
1894, but for 1895 there were inter
ruptions Of the most serious nature.
On two occasions business was
suspended for weeks. Still we see
revenue rendered literally and taxes
paid willingly, attesting both pros
perity and permanency, insuring
national stability and individual
thrift. 1t may be remarked also as
fortunate and sensible that the ad-
ministration refrained from creating
special loans on account Of either
the insurgency movement or the
epidemic. The expenses thus in
Cured have been borne out of cur
rent funds. This reserves the abil-
ity TO bear added debt as an asset
to be called upon when further ex-
tensive public improvements are
deemed necessary.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27
WV. DIMOND'S

Dame Fashion DEGREES paper lamp shades, paper flowers
paper everything but they money Persons who have
learned the of asonng paper all sorts OF beautiful shapes
have asked big prices for their work The novelty commanded
price which deprived but wcodo people from securing
them The pace here year ago but have not
followed Only othe things themselves the dca we may
The handSomCS shades Honolulu made by
artist who made special study OF It, Our prcesless than
half almost quarter OF what the Others charge and get the
best designs and the best executions there is difference the
material all from the factory There's freight
shades they made here home industry every way
but in the material.
Have you heard OF TcCk Flower Pot They unlike
maoCa utility because OF the double pot The out
side and which fits into has the
flowers and made OF stone through which the plant
aborb the and keeps fresh and green eCk the best
pot Imaginable for parlor plants.
Onyx tables six dollars and half something you never
heard before Three times the figure closer and the
table better have them up twenty and looks al
well the other You've chance buy Onyx tables
now better than you had before,
Store open evenings
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27
A Valuable Manuscript.

The "Alexandrian Codex," often re
ferred TO in Scrptural studies, is one OF
the most valuable and important manu-
scripts of sacred writ known 10 be In ex-
lstence. II is written in Greek ON parch-
ment in finely formed uncial letters and
Il without accents, marks of aspiration OF
spaces between the words It's probable
date is the latter part Of the sixth century.
As early as l09s il Is known 10 have been
ia the library Of the patriarch Of Alexan-
dria. IL was sent 10 England as a present
10 Charles | by Cyrillus Lycaris In 1925
aud Is now il the British museum.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27

THE subject of preservation of
forests, with the tremendous bene-
fits known to accrue upon active
and intelligent work, is one engag-
ing the best thought and most
earnest effort of the leading men in
old and new lands. Hawaii has
now taken a foremost position in
this matter by successfully COM
pleting most necessary and import
ant preliminary work. Knowing
now what is required to be done, ii
remains for the government but to
at once take the steps that will GER
tainly save wide productive areas
that if neglected will become simply
wild wastes.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27

Conditions Oppu To- Al tomcr lO|
round. at goo yafd-; Any Rifle. No
hair or set triggers or telescope sights al. f.
lovcli Entries unlimited. Entrance
fee ~,
@. MILITARY MAr1H.-1st Prize
Silver Medal. 2nd Prize -. Conditions.
Open to all members Of the National
Guard Of Hawaii, Sharpshooters y
Citizens Guard (Barring out all mem-
bers of the Hawaiian Rifle Association
who have made record Of 80 or over
in any regular VI. II. A. match) o
shots at 200 yards; any rifle; no hair
or set triggers or telescope sights allow
ed; Entries unlimited. Entrance fee 81.
10. CITIZENS MATCn.-Conditions:
| Open to all persons who have never
made record of 50 per cent. or over,
in any regular 200 yard matches of the
H.R.A. Unlimited entries. shots at
200 yards: No hair or set triggers or
telescope sights allowed. Entrance fee
81. Following is the list Of Prizes:
Cash Prizes-$2O. & s.,
Wilder's Steamship Co.-Round trip
Ticket to lilo and return.
Castle q Cooke-Winchester Carbine
Rifle.
w. w. Dimond-- Five o'clock Tea Set.
MS Grinbaum & Co--Englsh Riding
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27
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I. THE BRODIE CUP.-Cup pre-.
scented by the late j. Brodie NJ. ID.
Second Prize $3.50. 10 Rounds at 200
Yards. Conditions same as on August
10th, 1895.
.. CABINET OPHY.-Presented
by Cabinet Ministers. Second Prize
50. 50 90. rounds at 800 Yards: Condi.
tons, same as on August 10th, 1895.
3. II. r. a. Second Glass Silver
Medal. Second Prize. $3.50; distance
200 yards. Rounds 10. Entries un-
limited. Conditions; same rs on August
10th, 1895.
l. II. r.. A, TROPHY.-Valued at
$50 Second Prize, $3.50: For the
highest aggregate score at 200 and SOC
yards 10 rounds at each distance.
Conditions, same as on August 10Th,
1895.
:. PRESIDENTS TROPHY
scented by President Dole. For the
highest aggregate score in Matches Nos,
/. .. 3. 4. To become the property OF
the marksman winning it three times
6, f. o. HALL * SONS FANCY
SPORTING RIFLE-Nalue of Rifle
limited to $50. Second Prize, So
Conditions; same as on August 10th
1898. 10 rounds at POO ~ 800 yards
:. MID-RANGE CHAMPIONSHIP
MATCH.-For Association Badge, (Now
held by w f. WalD Conditions; same
as on August 10th, 1898. 10 rounds al
500 and 600 yards.
$. II. r.. \. ALL COMERS MATCH.
list Prize $40. end & 3rd Prizes s.
each, 4th 9TH 9th & 18th Prizes 81 each,
sth 9th 10th q 18th Prizes So. each
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27

IT HAS been suggested that per
haps Underwood and Sheridan, the
half-baked conspirators, will offer
the defense that they were hypno-
tized. Another plausible answer
at bar would be the plea OF insanity.
They must have been reading yell
low-back literature.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27

IT WILL interest those in touch
with sea-going affairs to learn that
a new hydraulic propelled lifeboat
has recently been constructed in
England that meets all the require
ments of the National Lifeboat In
stitution. Water was admitted by
means of large scoop, and lis forced
out by a strong pump of very sim
pie design. a speed of 81 knots
was made on the trial course, and
the boat was stopped and reversed
in Is seconds.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27

REV. DIR. TALMAGE, who has
been advertised and abused i'll the
public prints as much as the next
man, has been in the editorial
business himself some years now.
He says that zone of the great tri-
ais of the newspaper profession is
that members are compelled to see
more of the sham of the world than
any other profession, that through
every newspaper Office day after day
go all the weaknesses of the world.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27

THE legislature in February will
most likely find time to notice that
Honolulu has real need of a new
fire station establishment to replace
the disreputable shack" now
known as the "bell tower house.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27

II THE California delegation at
Washington was bound to Hawaii,
the Islands would be able to give
voice in their own interest ct any
time and on any occasion.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27

AFTER the visiting amusement
companies have finished, the home
organizations will have an inning.
Local talen, will provide entertain
ment for several months of the new
war
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27

Entries in the Associations regular
matches must be made to the Secretary
before o'clock p. NJ. on TUESDAY,
December 3lst, 1895.
All entries in the All Corners, Mill
tary, and Citizens Matches, are to be
made at the range on the day of the
match.
Further information in regard to the
conditions on any Match in the above
Programme, may be had by applying
to the Secretary.
w. E. WALL,
President.
j. l.. MCLEAN,
Secretary. Sl6-5t
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27

IN "sub-heading' the Cleveland
message a paper at Parkersburg,
w, Va, has these words over the
chapter on Hawaii: "A Very Sore
Too -
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27
SUCCESS ;Gi
Is a Perfect Filter.

The fltering blocks used in this filters made
from the Natural Tripoli Stone, quarred from the
mines and turned special machinery made for the
purpose.
This stone is the only Perfect Filtering NIedu'
Known Impurities penetrate the surface IUs
pores constructed by Nature, that Will low
ing the water to percoate rapidly through II. all
Germs Microbes and impurities of every description
remain the surface from which they be easily
washed, the stone remaining white and pure.
We GUARANTEE the inside of the "SUCCESS"
blocks to be found pure and clean after years of
slant in the foulest water it was the day it was
made
The Pasteur Germ Proof Filter Co. have adopted
Tripoli Stone, also the Dolton Filter Co. of Europe,
who the we-known orignators of the filter bust
in Europe We claim this sufficient proof of the
superiority of our Trpo Stone Germ Proof Filter
We have two kinds of the SUCCESS" The
Pressure Filter which is to be attached to the water
pipe, and the Gravity Filters, which work without
any pressure of water
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27

CHRISTMAS seems to last a full
week in Hawaii, the same as in
Germany.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27

THERE should soon be news Of
Col. Spalding's cable planning.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27
$50 SKELETONS
ID MI
BY THE "KINAU "

WELL! we all know the public long suffering in many
ways and we all excam frequently that 1906 has been trying
year Tor Honolulu but why should be rude awakened IRON
our happy holiday dream OF FAT and good things by the Wis
aton OF $50 cky lean and hungry Turkeys Hawaii
even "Fibuser alarms and puzzles every guess
Now most people fancy Turkey for a change and enjoy it
plump and delicate They know that feed and large
number OF Just such birds all year round only as Mr. Dmond
advertisement says accommodate the Public and when YOU
order from at any time you need be ashamed
your friends to and dine off the Conklng prototype.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27
There are Two Principles Involved in the
Use Of this Filter;

FIRST. Filtration e.. the removal of all nsol
uble matter from the water, rendering it clean and
bright. In this the filter is practically perfect.
SECOND. Aeraton-i e.. allowing the air to be
brought into direct contact with the filtered water
it will be observed there ar-escapes, such all
other filters have. The compressed air in the water
pipes is filtered through the stone with the water
This operation tends to oxdze and the filtered
water, giving life and vgor to it. In all other
filters, scientists agree that filtered water has flat
taste to it, Not so in this one For these reasons to-
gether with the perfect lock joint and easy method of
cleaning and taking apart and simplicity of construc-
ton these Filters recommended for use in every
household; they have proved great SUCCESS in
Europe and the United States where they are being
sold in great numbers.
This lot which came in the aloha is the first
ever introduced here, and ask all our friends to
come and see the most perfect Filter in use
E. 0. HALL & SON,
Agents for the Hawaiian Islands.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1895-12-27

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 81, 1895.