San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-09-29
SHORT SNAPPERS.

"Who's boss? the mayor or the
kindergarten.
One disorderly saloon is a ref1ec
ton on the others.
Every scrapper sooner or later
meets his waterloo.
1t takes money to pay for sport
Put up for the Jockey club.
Our winter visitors will want
some sport. Put up for the Jockey
club.
The town is being pretty well
distigured with unsightly bill
boards.
The time is approaching when
you must get your overcoat out
of soak.
Charley Culberson would like to
appear as big man as Governor
hogg, but he amt.
The Democratic press furnish
Politician Quincy and Moses Ellis
with free advertising.
Marshal Druse will be strongly
urged by his friends to make the
race for county clerk.
Should Ed. Froboese decide to
run for county tax collector he will
interfere with the slate.
It's no use waiting until Monday
to read the news, when you can
find it in the Sunday LIGHT.
Short Snappers got knocked out
a couple of days last week, by the
grip, or something akin to it.
Midway" on the West End line
will soon petition for change OF
name to Arkansas Pass addition.
A man deserves to get thumped
if he insists on getting full Of
mean whisky and raising a row.
The invitation is still open fol
you to call at the LIGHT office and
examine the nice CD sewer brick.
The Democratic politicians are
securing the district trying to find
a candidate to run against NOonan
When Judge Noonan gets tired
serving in congress the people o.
San Antonio will elect him mayor
"The happiest souls on earth are
those,
Who can smile and be con
tented"
Boys, when you are out OF
Alamo plaza, for a little fun, b,
sure you don't drink any of tina
fighting whiskey.
Some men think it is all right t.
get drunk and raise particularly
II they can get their friends to keel
it out of the newspapers.
Our church folks are wasting
their energies "across the creek
They could do more good in look
ing after the little orphans.
While our pious folks are fooline
| away their time preaching to ful
grown, fat old sinners, the little
orphans are crying for bread.
Whenever ali Individual parades
the streets of our good city drag
ging his coat tail on the ground
for a muss, ne generally gets what
he is looking for.
Our city is certainly Improving
i'm morals: it was only few years
ago that the high jinks of our local
politicians passed unheeded by the
press and public.
Alamo Plaza is now getting to be
a favorite pugilist resort. The
whiskey sold at some of the
"Gentlemen's Resorts, Seems to be
full of fighting fire.
Why should you pay $40 or $12
a year for paper having old news
items when you can get the same
news a day earlier in the Daily
LIGH for 50 year.
A sale of thirteen lots in West
End addition the past week, at an
average price of 800 a lot, shows
there is no depreciation in values
in this delightful suburb.
Chicago Daily Tribune: 81 never
could understand" sighed Adam,
"why that oldest boy of mine turn
ed out so badly. He hadn't any
grandparents To spoil him."
The Evangelist who is telling
his congregation "To Pay Their
Debts" is giving good advice.
There would be less talk about
hard times if everybody would pay
their debts, and then keep out of
debt.
There are some Democrats in
San Antonio who are always kick
ing at the Democracy of the Ex-
press, when the fact is if the paper
had to exist on what it made off
the Democratic office holders alone
it would 9ke out a sorry existence.
And if the LIGHT had to liVf3Rn
lnnit ke..a Nt of Republicas :