The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1895-10-18
GLINIPSES OF LIFE.
Touching Argument.

Touching Argument.
Excuse me, y said Cholly's tailor
but do you believe in the theory o
eyolutiou?'
Why er-y-a 8, replied Cholly
I've been pretty successful in fit
ting you, haven't II"
| quite SO.
And if | don't get money l cam
survive, can II"
IL suppose not
well don't you think it's about
time for you to do something towarc
| ton Star.
Right In his Line.
This trolley road is great under.
taking. = remarked the gurrulous citi-
lZen.
"ies.' was the reply, Il have am
pie reason to know that.
WHY"
la in the undertaking business
myself y Washington Star.
Not "a Purchasing Tosr.
will you be my wife,
She was very beautiful Some est
mated her beauty as high as $40,
600 600.
"No' she answered. | came abroad
to shop. and with no idea of making
any purchases. Not today, thank
you. -
The titled aristocrat ground his
teeth in rage.
He had ground his teeth in nothing
else since the previous day at lunch
con. Detroit Tribune.
4
the best preparation made for thicken-
ing the growth of the hair and restor
ing that which is gray TO its original
color. adv.
Groundless Fears.
The Philanthropst - In giving you
that quarter, sir, I'm afraid I've be
friended hard drinker.
The Beneficiary You're mistaken
this time, sir; drinking is one of the
easiest things | do. y Puck.
How lie Was Sorry.
Say you are sorry for throwing the
book at your little BROTHER said a
forgiving mother, 'and I'll not punish
you. -
Yes, ma, replied little Johnnie.
I'm sorry il wasn't brick. ~
Bass had said the meanest thing
imaginable about his landlady. He
saw car after car pass 10y crowded to
sutfocation. 81 WISH" he SAID, that
Mrs. Skrimpem would board one of
these cars; ! am sure il wouldn't be
full - Boston Transcript.
MANY of the citizens of Evansville, |
Indiana, are never without a bottle of
Cough Remedy in the
house, says Jacob Brown, the leading |
of the place. This Remedy |
has proven OF so much value for colds |
and Group in children that few mothers |
who know its worth are willing to be |
without it. For sale by f. X Durgin,
Druggist. adv.
Josie--Does a man cease to play the
1art of tender lover after you have
married him: Edith-Not if you
rave any pretty girl friends. Chicago
Tribune.
Il gave you that parrot as birth
lay present, did | not, Matilda" he
lsked. Yes: but surely, Albert, you
ire not going to speak of your gifts as
f" 1T was young and speechless
It the timer" Yes" with increas-
ng wonder; land it has never been
nut Of this parior. ~ There are no
'ther young ladies in tins houseY'
No, there are not. a." Then why.
when | kissed your picture in yon-
Ter album, while waiting for you, did
hat wretched bird assume your voice
nd say, Don't do that, Charlie please
on't?' London Telegraph.
There are queer people in Kansas. A
ard of thanks in the Atchison Globe
eads as follows: Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph
lattleby desire to extend their heart
cit thanks to curious friends who at
ended the funeral of their daughter
nd hope their curiousity was fully sat
sfied.'
Van Jay Miss Meeks called me a
pol. Do | look like fools Millicent
No, you do not. | don't think she
judged you by your looks. K Brooklyn
.agle.
Jones asked his wife, "Why is
usband like dough-" He expected
he would give it up, and he was
DING to tell her it was because
oman needs him." but she said it
as because he was ''hard TO get off
er hands. Then the domestic en-
-nte cordiale was ruffied. II Boston
Lobe