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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-09-15
5 closed firm at loa2o points advance. Sales

The market very quiet for Rio and Santos coffee
and prices were more nominal the basis Of
l5sc Tor Rio No spot I4sc for Rio No spot. The
demand for mild coffee Insignificant, although The
market ruled steady.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-03-27
THE GATzERT WINS THE BROOM
She Dista noes the Potter IN a Race on
the Columbia.

The steamer Bailey Gatzert. we'll known
on Puget sound. distinguished herself
several days go by beating the Potter.
another well known ex-sound steamer.
IN a race between Astoria and cathla-
met. on the Columbia river. The Cathla-
met Gazette OF March . devotes column
20 the race. and describes It as being one
OF the most exciting ever Witnessed on
the river II says Of the race:
"At 7 O'Clock the Gatzert blew her
whistle 10 leave. and two minutes later
hacked out from her dock into the
stream The Potter the moment the. Cat
zert blew her whistle started out, and
not being compelled 20 back away from
her dock, speeaed forward al a lively
rate by the time the Gatzert had gotten
under Roadway the Potter was fully half
a pile ia the iea6 This was a great dis
appointment 20 a large number Of passen-
gers aboard the Gatzert. who were anN-
ioes for a race. and We're very indignant
az the action Of the officers OF the Potter
in pot waiting for heT competitor 70 come
alongside and thus allow both tsaat - an
even start. But II was not a great
while before they realized that there vas
a possibility Of some fun. as Il was dis
covered that the Gatzert was not only
holding her oWr. hut vas gradually gain
ing on the sid@-wheeier
AS both boats moved along at the
speed u a railroad train. and the space
between them constantly decrea sed. the
excitement among the passen gers In
creased Some We're OF the opinion that
IL was Impossible for the CsatZert 20 over
take her competitor. while otheres were
willing 10 wager that she could DO 81.
As the boats neare3 Eliiotts Landing
the race became intensely exciting. "a
the distance between thc boats had closed
MP enough f1r g. ia De classed ~ such
Nhen ere Gatzert got Within boat and
a hsICs length ~ the Potter the latter
closed down h"r engines for Eiiiotts
Landing A. she greyhound of the COT
uuhia speeac3 along az marvellous
rate. many We're the cheers given by the
N-ttef passengers TIE GatEert. when
once ahead. easily fistanccd her rival
and heat hsr into Cathlamet by Tally a
mite
The Gatxert Is weil known IN thIs city.
having been huut by John Leary a. Raj
lard ~ l@l She Mss placed on the run
hstween THIS por' ana Tacoma and 0lym-
pa. ard VAS considered cue ~ the fastest
boats on the sound she had several
races het ween Tacoma and this port Sfth
she FLYER. in which sire Nas beaten. hut
nat hA3iy Tae mhst exciting TSce the
Gat1ert ever NEurcd Ga was the ore win
the Greyhound from Tacoma n this por'.
{n whsvh sine Wen hy "a hnat's length.
awtt enc widest excitement as 4, was
trfrErAphea over that the boats Vere rae
inr ard me various docks were black
Wsth people
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-03-27
THE ALDERMANIc DEADLOCK
why Miller Failed Of Ee-elestfon-fh he
OFher Candidates.

Ieanaer Miller. president % the board
% aldermen. 0no failed q reelection AZ
the council meeting Monday nlght. vas
around among hts friends yesterday with
a box - cigars. uus ~ Was not cfiebTaf-
luG his defeat he vas merely -omzlernor-
atlrg bis nfty-thir1 birthday Mr. Miller
is quoted az saying khaf ~ would con
Senf 90 rs-eisctiga a. prssi1ert q me
board bat n the members % nat body
preferred some one else. Weu ard COED.
ma ~ Ga not propose 70 push MS can
didary. Al the next meeting ~ the c1uh-
cii another effort VIII be- made 20 settAe
on a name
IN the board OF aldermen there are sew
erzl men WnO would undoubtedly MAKE
good pr@si1ing officers bui s. is very eif-
ncult 20 bring = quorum around 20 The
support OF any one ~ them. Dir. Miller
chances Of reelection would n much bet
ter had he not SO relentlessly opposed
the confirmation % Andrew Jackson a.
member Of the hoard q public works.
and later J .. Scurry for the same place
The aldermen are accustomed 20 Dir. Mil
Ier's style and pecul4ariiies, and know
Just what 70 expect from him IN the tu-
ture Were he reelected IL would be no
experiment as IL would with some one
else. bat still there are some Who de-
clare any oue would now be preferable 10
hln.
r. r elise would make a good presld-
ing officer bat & IS doubtful II he cares
for the place. and there are some who
would not vote FOR him. j. + Jordan is
said % have a longing eye on the pTssi-
dents chair but be IS given too much 20
long speeches 10 make his election even
possible Lovejoy. Daulton. Anderso<.
Brewer and Compton all have friends,
but none OF them care for the place. They
don't object 10 attending the council
meetings and aiding Ia the transaction OF
city business TO the best OF their Ell
beavers, but they have no particular de-
sire 70 shoulder the responsibilities at
tached 10 the position OF presiding officer.
Mr.. Daulton would very likely secure the
plum we're ne inclined to announce his
candidacy Sweeney is a conscientious
member Of the railroad committee. but
he has not the support OF either Jordan
or DaulioA. and for that reason Is Tot
considered even possibility. Next Mon
DAY evening when the board meets again.
there promises 10 De more fun. and the
balloting viii probably be quite spirited
n Is an interesting fact that on three
different occasions during the twelve bal
lots which were taken Monday evening
Mr. Miller could have been reelected had
be voted for himself. Three times he got
four votes and the NTH one would have
landed him in the chair for another term.
After adjourning he was asked BY an
other member why he had not ended the
agony by voting FOR himself. and he re-
piled
Il wouldn't do Il; don't believe in It.
II live 70 be as old as Methuseiah and
as gray as a badger / Will never vote for
myself ON any proposition"
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-03-27
FOR GEORGE d.. HILLS DEATH.
Trial OF Big Damage suit Against the
%. /. Company Begins.


Trial Of the damage suit OF Eliza VI.
Hill. widow OF the late George u. Hin.
eN-treasurer Of King county. against the
Oregon Improvement Company, wherein
she is seeking TO recover Sl0oeo Tor she
loss 81 the life Of her husband, comme,lc-
81 In the United States court yesterday
before Judge Hanford The three chill
Dir n OF Captain Hill. George Edward
Hin. Ellen Kellogg Hin. and Eugene
Carey HIM. are also named as plaintiffs.
The children and the widow were in
court yesterday and. although L has been
almost FIVE years since Captain Hut lost
his life the widow was still IN mourning
The morning was taken up in empan-
cling a jury. which was finally selected
as follows, Charles o. Keefe NJ. \. Carr,
W. +. Parker. r 6. Sutton. a Mehlhorn.
r W. Melse. +. F. Hunter. A y F.shel-
man. W. n. Lyts. +. o. Henderson. r.
;. Gardner and Fred Grow No court
vas held In the afternoon. Judge Han
ford adjourniug the session in order 10
attend the funeral Of Jesse W George.
Captain HlIs death is we'll remember
- in seattle. lie vas killed at Anacor-
les by falling between the DOCK and he
ship Eastern oregon while going on
hoard The nigh, was dark ami the
captain was attempting 20 board The
steamship, Intending 70 come TO Seattle
he fell OF the gang plank into the water.
striking on the guard OF the vessel lie
was fShed out unconscious and lived
hut a few moments. II Viii be remeu-
bered that ne had bat one arm and on
ihe sruless side several ribs We're frac-
ture.i while he also suffered csncusslon
~ the brain
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-03-27
THE NEW po1ICr COMMISSIONER
Good Choice rs the Mayor to succeed
James WEIGH


Morgan A Raker who has been named
by Mayor Phelps 10 nu the vacancy on
the hoard 90 police commissioners. caused
hy the death 81 James Welch is a native
az Mlnnvile or. and is Is years ~
axe. having heen born in i<49 He lived
there until ne was - years old when ne
went 20 Portland ard entered school he
then entered the iaN office - Logan K
SAatfHck ami remained with ira, firm Tor
two years Ec then weor 20 NV York
state sn3 attended tr+ Albany laN school
Where BE received his diploma and ass
admitted 20 practice Jaw ia ne <ew York
supreme court he pTefrrrr3 ire Western
CoQntry 70 the East ans returned 20 O-e-
gon shortly after being admitted ari
rra- tice3 law tn oregca FOR Eve years lie
then }ett o7sEca ana rnove5 20 DAYTON.
Columbia county. Wash. in March lS-S. an :
Qra~tlcet Law there u9iH faur wears axo.
u aen he came - teIs city where no has
praetieea ever since. Mr. Baker has
been a itfe long E'enocrat. hut az lows ire
Republicans throughout the ssa'e He
SAYS the ore VAS offered p w unsolicited
AMI Il confirmed hy tss ooarcs} ~ win 30
hts RES; 20 ala ta- rttv He saws ae WI
e. inta the ot.or N5thoat sny strings on
hl~9 whatever
M Baker be mar NJ sterling char
arfer ara. though - retiring disposition.
~hich has prevented his cs-aiax mo
qaolt- =otico, tsosz 81 30 kn0A him declare
that BE- has IRE aail5ty ana IN fact al
gre qualities requisite 20 make i'm a
va "a bic pualsc of-ciai
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-03-27

~ APPRECIATION to the pinnacle % r0ru-
LARRY flostctter's stomach Bitters has
acqared commanding position. uh!eh
has OCCASIONALLY made % brsxhr ard
satatnE mark for kBavTs who seek -
fofxs ,iVan the community spurious com
f,ef.e IS tn the eafse akin - shat - ere
rrai artic}e These are mostly LEGAL BIT
tcrs or toat-~ ~ Ereat imps~f.y. ana ~
course Devoid - medicinal e-ica~N. Fe-
ware - fHsw ana Ees fre genuine Buffers.
q resi remedy rnr malaria. Taesgsuat tsr,,.
k.5f<v t0oahlr. dyspepsia. righteousness
constipation ana ht1helssress. T'hv<i-3zrS
cf esatre--~ "sr NV. here cosnr uer4 ere
sreat teSlke~art eo<n for is remedial
rrcfser.ire au3 5rs purity A W4aeetasS
TIRE 'Bv Ws3 soan br.0E Vtgo~ aud reg
CHARITY On IS 3'F.r tere1 ana entepole8 sys-
frfe
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-03-27

" Or. hEt for the past twe1ty-fnree
yearx hs has b@@a a residen, 81 Seatiie.
where Re rad large real estate sutereSfs
4s Was a mar Of powerfsi pnyEsgEe AM
raFsust health. and ~aE NOT beyond me
urine % vigorous r1srn5d Re n@tongei
70 q pioneer family o. sturdy stock, whose
nzrne bzs had frequent an1 agnorAps@
nnentton ~ the political history % tn@
SoTfhWesf His los viii - deeply f@iL
n the community Of whfcn he had 50 long
been = prominent and snsrEetic factor.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-03-27
Death Of George W. T. Riley

George 3 RRev yesterday reserved a
,eleEraas frou rs a~.the-. Edward =
Bl.eF. aucuuncin< rne sudden aea.a in
Boston of racsr father tf@orze VT RI
les Mr. Riley came ~ Seats1s aaos.- eve
wears aSo Ana resaraet 20 Rostaa .a~ee
years ago, t&e Vas prominent So banking
-frrtas - -Aar rttK
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-03-27

Washington Cl,y aaiarra @-0m .ai
Combination aAs heen received ~ tne
transfer % E&ran seer - lrraa 1est@-r.
German ansAaSsasor "a; Wass snEsoa Cay.
ta Coastaatlucpie fss successor vii
s-e Ba0oa Voa Tete-m&1a, aoN German
MINISTER a. Nu1sea
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-06-06

no need to describe 1t here; but when
you come to describe It's nesting habits,
beware Of making assertion M to what
II does not do. In Washington | once
heard a lively three-cornered dispute
on this subject, which was quite In
structlve. One boy asserted that the
gray squirrel nests in hollow trees,
beech or oak preferred. Another de-
clared that in summer 1t builds nest
Of green leaves, for summer use only,
A third contended that the summer
nest is built Of bark strlpplngs from
cedar trees, made into big, round ball,
Within month we collected, within
ten miles Of the National Museum,
three fine nests which proved that all
three Of the dlsputants were right!
Moral Never base general statement
on insufficient facts.-St. Nicholas.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-06-06
PERSONAL.

One Of the best dressed women In
Kansas is said to be Mrs. Mary Lease,
the populist agltator
There is movement in Bangor. Me-,
to erect building as a memorial Of
Nice-President Hannibal Hamlin.
Mrs, Annie Louise Cary Raymond
was thrown from bicycle in Portland
the other day and painfully injured.
The wealth Of the Rothschilds at pres
cnt Is estimated at G4O,OO 900 and it is
believed to have doubled within the
twenty years past.
Cesare Lombroso, the Italian GRIM
inologlst, who believes that genius is
Tadness, is of Venetian Jewish ances-
try His fathers name was Aaron Levi.
The widow of John Brown of slavery
fame has lived for several years In a
cabin among the redwoods of the Sierra
Azure mountains. fifty miles south of
San Francisco.
Mrs. George Gould has sailed, accom-
panied by her children and mother, for
a visit to the Countess de Castellaine,
returning in August for the American
summer resort season.
A son of Sir Robert Ball. formerly the
astronomer royal for Ireland and now
professor Of astronomy in the Univer-
sity of Cambridge, is working in the
shops OF the Louisville s. Nashville
railroad at Louisville.
The Prince OF Wales, always most cor
rect in matters of etiquettee, has two
sorts OF cards, one reading ALBERT Ed
ward" the other lie Prince de Gales,
the French term being more often USED
in royal circles than the other.
Mrs. Martha c. Merritt, sister o.
the Rev. DR.. Robert Collyer Of tn,
Church of the Messiah, died at he
brothers residence in New York recent
ly, aged 60 years. Her husband was ;
Yorkshire manufacturer. who died IL
1884.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-06-06
WITH THE WITS.

What makes you think they are 80
madly in love" "He has been three
weeks trying to teach her to play
whist"
Medical Examlner-Have there been
any symptoms of insanity In your fam
lily? Applicant for Insurance-Yes.
sir-or-that is, my sister once refused
a man worth half a million.
Bulkets-Dont you think your sister
will be awfully sorry to marry and
leave nice little boy like you? The
Pet-Yes. She said shed a. got mar
rled a dozen times over If it handt
been for me.
At the Theater. do you observe
that tenor who sings so admirably
He Is as deaf as post" If he Is deaf.
pray how does he know when he has
done singing?" THE conductor gives
him a sign"
Paryenu Hostess Ito stable boy, at
tired as waiter for the occasion of
dinner party)-James, why do you not
fill Mr.. De Glutton's glass? James
Lor', ma'am, what's the use? He
empties 1t as fast as l fill it.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-06-06
WHAT BECOMES OF wREcks2


over hunurcd ThOujhnu ShlpS at tho
Bottom OF the Sea.
In looking at the ocean, the mind al
most instinctiyely turns to the fate Of
the ships which have found their rest
ing place therein. If the reader wert
appointed to inspect the bottom Of the
drained sea he would be sure to look at
once for some remnants OF this kind,
overwhelmed by storm and battle
Fancy has depleted these vessels as
thlckly strewn over the bottom Of the
ocean, and at times as suspended in the
depths, unable, on account Of the dem
sity Of tho water, to find their way
down. But all know the conditions OF
the deep lead us to believe that the YES
sci sinks to the bottom straight away.
In few hours, at most, 1t reaches It's
everlasting grave, and is ready for the
swift destruction which awaits 1t.
When II reaches the bed of the sea 1t
must In part sink into the ooze, which
everywhere Is deep. Quickly the
VI SutuAV % VI luG otA VIM, NY luuB GA
istence In fields where food is scanty
have learned to avail themselves Of
every chance Of subsistence, seize
upon all the organic matter which for
tune has sent to them. Even the masts
and the other woodwork will shortly
be honeycombed and weighted down by
incrustlng forms. II the reader could
traverse the field whereunto come the
shot-riddled ships ofTrafalgar he would
probably be surprised at the little
change to be observed in the land
scape. Each wreck would almost like
~ appear as a low mound Of debris, in
which it would be difficult to trace the
semblance Of the stout craft which
waged the greatest sea fight of all time.
Ships Of European peoples have been
for centuries finding their way to the
floor Of the ocean. Probably over one
hundred thousand vessels have met
this fate since the time when our race
began to spread throughout the world.
Yet by far the greatest part of these
have fallen upon the shadows near the
shore, where the swift currents and
rapidly moving debris are likely to aid
In their destruction and burial.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-06-06
FASHIONS FANGIEs.

Infants silk hoods trimmed with
swans down are seen.
The combination Of white and pink
tulle is pretty for ball toilets.
Sofa cushions Of Persian figured silk
are pretty and very popular.
Large single roses with leaves are
put on each side Of fancy collars.
Velvet and plush capes that are Of a
rainproof finish are new novelties.
ApOpular fancy which will be dainty
and useful for elaborate summer
frocks is to build the elbow sleeve of
two or three lace rufiies with loops and
ends Of ribbon between them.
Something new can be said Of the
manifestations Of the opal every week.
The greatest Ingenuity is seen in work.
ing it into new and beautiful forms,
with the aid Of diamonds.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-06-06
Whole.

1t was Paddy Kelly who walked into
the sick room Of Mickey Dolan. Mickey
lay there pale, with his eyes closed, and
heard Pat exclaim: ...
mickey, it's i'll ye're looking. Fwat'S
the mather wild ye?"
"Do we know that spalpeen av Wildly
O'Brien's second husband?" asked
Mickey.
THAT do"
"He bet me a pound to a pint
couldn't schwaller an igg wldout break
in the shell av it."
did we do it?'
II did"
Then fwat's ailln' ye?'
Its down Their" laying his hand on
his stomach. "If jump I'll break 1t
and cut me stummick wild the shell. If
1 kape quiet the thlng'll hatch out, and
I'll have a shanghai rooster clawin my
insides. Montreal Star.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-06-06
responsive "Grumbllng."

An excellent though unconscious crit
icism of the rapid and incoherent man
ner in which too many congregations
perform their part of the responsive
reading" of the Psalms on Sunday was
made by a small boy on his return from
his first attendance at church.
Mamma" he remarked, "the people
don't like the minister, do they?"
"Why, certainly, Harold; what made
you ask such question:" was the re-
ply.
WELL" said Harold, sturdlly, he'd
read something and then they'd all
grumble, and then he read some
more and they'd all grumble again!'-
Mercury.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-06-06
Important Chnnre of Time.

The new service on the Nickel Plate
road goes into effect on Sunday, May
10th. Three trains will be run in each
direction, leaving Chicago going east at
s;05 a, IN. daily except Sunday, 1905 and
9:20 p. m. daily. No change of cars be-
tween Chicago and New York in either
direction. Also through sleepers be-
tween Chicago and Boston. Superb din
ing cars are feature of the new serv-
ice. Rates always the lowest, City
ticket Office, Ill Adams street. Tele-
phone main 3S9.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-06-06
HAD PAwNED HIS TROUSERS.
Man who Let Them Go for whisky
Wore n Long Coat.

Wore Long Coat.
A well-dressed man, who is famil-
lar figure in the Park Row saloons,
dropped into one the other day clad N
a long ulster, which hung we'll over the
tops Of a pair Of boot-legs. He stood at
the bar and slipped his mixed ale as was
his wont, but his face bore traces of a
batter" The quiet way in which he
moved about in the barroom jam at
tracted the attention Of the man back
Of the free lunch counter. Pretty soon
his eyes caught rift in the tails of the
ulster, and he saw-well he was con-
WINGED that the fellow had neglected
to put on his trousers. The discovery
YVES impaired to the proprietor, who
also verified it. A parting of the long
coat tails showed nothing but wooden
tights on the neither limbs Of the topper.
When the seller Of strong stuff asked
the customer what he had done with
his pantaloons, he carelessly replied
that he had "hocked" them. After talk
ing few more drinks he buttoned up
his coat behind and waltzed up the
Row. mingling with the full dressed
throng just as nonchalantly as IL he
were in full dress himself. If you al
ways judge by appearances here, you'll
some time wish you hadn't.-New York
Correspondence Of Pittsburg Dispatch
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-06-06

Mr. Wood Know-That's strange
make up You have, Pat. Why do you
have those two plates of glass strapped
over your shoulder?
Pat-Indade. Mr. Know, It's to tn
oopera house Ohm agoin, an sit in tn
frunt row OF will, an phin OF have this
glass on tn people behint me can see
troo widout obstructln' their view, whin
Oi'm standin oop. loike the wimminS
hats do, begob.-Texas Siftlngs.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-06-06
Only borrowed.
Farmer-Uncle Nose, that's queer

Farmer-Uncle Nose, that's a queer
place to have my rooster!
Moses de Paul-Now, Mister Sniff.
jlst let me splanify! You see dem med
ders nlggers wuz comm by for me to
go 'possum huntin wild 'em bout II
o'clock tonight, an I didn't hab no
watch-so I jlst borrowed dis foul so I
could tell frum his CROWN what time
dey wuz comm Clar to goodness,
Mr.. Smif! l wuz gwinter return him fore
dalite in de mawnin' Texas Siftings.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-06-06
Just So.

Wife (affectionately)-Ho your
rheumatism this morning, John?
Husband-Pretty bad, my dear, pretty
bad.
"Why don't you try the mind cure?"
There amt anything the matter
with my mind; it's my joints"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-06-06

"BeeT to the theater, eh What did
you see?"
II saw large black hat with five
ostrich feathers, a rhinestone buckle,
and two magenta roses. And once.
here the strong mans voice trembled,
-'once, for moment, thought |
saw hall. sofa at the extreme left Of
the stage, but I cannot be sure"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-06-06
A Great Trouble.

"How Is your wife?''
"Um! Her head has been troubling
her good deal this year"
NERVOUS headache?"
mot exactly. She keeps on wanting
II new hat every four weeks. "-Phila-
dAlphia Times.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-06-06
Take no Substitute for
Royal Baking Powder.
1t is Absolutely Pure.
All others contain alum or ammonia.
ThoLndIeA.

The pleasant effect and perfect safety
with which ladies may use the Cali
tornia liquid laxative, Syrup of Figs,
under all conditions, makes It their
favorlte remedy. To get the true and
genuine article look for the name of the
galifornia Fig Syrup Co., printed near
Me bottom Of the package,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-06-06

And yet you look offended, a.
You melancholy cows
"Ive fed you with the buttercups,
The largest could find,
And yet you look unhappy;
Have you something on your mind?''
"Oh, no, no, little maiden,
We know you're kind and good;
You've talked to us and petted us
Done everything you could.
but you would look offended,
And 'twould surely cause you grief,
II you knew that on the morrow
You were turning into beef"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-06-06
IrreYercnt.

Bostonian-Yes; they are excellent
people-Mayhowe family, you know,
New Yorker-How many trips did
the Mayhower make?
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-06-06

In the East the northern gray squlr-
rel is the commonest species, and that
which is most widely known. There Is