The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-04-21

The Spring Exhibition ought to be able
to Jump into favor.
That daughter who has a wise mother
need never fear evil.
We are now willing to allude to Los An
geles as a sister city.
There is no form of content with which
idIeness is compatible.
No woman objects to have her beauty
overtopped by bonnet.
As soon as a man gets well on in the
world everybody says he is well off.
Don't fret yourself sick because you never
get square deal in a round world.
Birds may not follow the fashions, but
they are dead or the spring bonnets-
Some people are so peryerse they have
nightmares even in their daydreams.
No one who is not conspicuously good
can afford to keep away from church.
The beauty of the average box of straw
berries is hardly more than skin deep.
After the showers of April the optinist
finds flowers and the pessimist finds mud.
If you love the ground your girl walks
on you shouldn't pave it with cobblestones.
. If you feel any symptoms OF the spring
fever, shake the medicine habit and take
walk.
San Francisco, like woman, is beauti-
full by nature, but needs little art to show
it off.
If reform, like charity, had to begin at
home, it would act like charity and stay
there.
No repugnance for evil is sincere that is
not accompanied with an earnest effort to
punish.
The greater part of your enjoyment of
holiday depends on taking your better half |
with you.
Men who never praise anything are gen
orally men whose praise would be Of no
value anyhow.
In such bHthesome weather as this the
heart that is not full of song is sadly out of
tune with God.
Just as war cements people, so one
great crime prevents the commission of |
many smaller ones.
The only thing that proves the existence
of a conscience in silurian is its ability |
to blunt buzz-saw.
The Half-million Club brings back a |
trainload of Southern California intelli-
gence, pride and industry.
The broadcast conception of duty requires
US all to accept some share of responsibility |
for every evil done among us.
Californians are only Just beginning to |
learn the wonderful secret OF extracting |
the gold from the yellow sunshine.
Some society girls are so pleased with |
the pictures at the Spring Exhibition they
are thinking of painting themselves.
It is every woman's duty to make herself
as pretty and winsome as possible, and
that is why we speak of California as "she.''
. Although Santa Barbara is but small
city, her beauty has had enough vitality
in it to radiate glory over the whole
State.
Nobody will run the danger of slipping
up and falling down on the organ peels
that viii be found in the road to heaven
to-day.
The prodigal spends money for a drink
Just to give him an appetite that will
tempt him to spend more money for his
dinner.
In nine cases out of ten when a man says
his theories fit the facts he is speaking bad
English. He should say his theories fight
the facts.
Experts on social life in London declare
an outbreak of British morality occurs
there at periods of five years, and that one
is due now.
Shame for the condition of our own City
should not prevent us from giving hearty
welcome to the visitors from the southern
part of the State.
Every native son, born of California, can
show how much he adores his mother by
helping to make her as beautiful as nature
intended her to be.
Even the Chinese at Los Angeles did
what they could to help the fiesta, and that
ought to make every San Francisco silurian
tremble for the security of his slumber.
As plain matter of business or a fine
matter of pleasure, would it not be profit
able and pleasant to you to send the Sun
day CALL or the Weekly CALL regularly
to your Eastern friends?
If the Red Bluff Sentinel is correct in say
ing "What Chicago don't think of isn't
worth mentioning" the world is out of
luck, for what Chicago does think of is
generally uncomfortable.
The pictures by telegraph in the CALL
have been seen thus far as only an incident
in the great fiesta; but hereafter tie fiesta
will be historical solely because it was the
first ever depicted in this marvellous way.