Middletown transcript., 1895-04-27
DEATH OF AN ARTIST,
MIXED TO SUIT THE TASTE.

"One day" says an American, II wen
into book shop in the Strand and aske
for Hars's Walks in London In Americ
the book is sold in one thick volume
The clerk brought it in two. oh
said, as l looked at them. you part you
Hare in the middle, do your 4, sir?
he said with bewildered look. 'Oh. no'sir
saw he didn't see the joke, so I didn't ex
plain, but bought the books and went ava,
A week later went to the same shop. Al
soon as the clerk saw me, he rushed from
the back of the shop, laughing voiferously
Good! he shouted. Capital! Part you
Hare" in the middle! That's capital, sir
capital"
After long years of fexperience in the
Millinery business We feel that we under.
stand pretty thoroughly the wants of our
customers in that line, and have laid in
the most complete stock ofeverything per.
tanning to the business. We cordially in
vite our patrons and the public to call and
examine our selections before buying else.
where. Mrs. A. NJ. MCKEE.
The young man clutched his elderly
friend in frantic grasp. What ought a
feller TO say" he asked, when a young
woman asks him if he thinks she is as old
as she looks2"
Every housewife should hhade her
husband to visit the tonsofial parlors of
W. W. Freeman. late of Wilmington,
opened on North Broad street.
The hen is a cheerful biped. She will
sit unruffied on china egg for three sue
cessive weeks and then come out into the
barnyard and serenely inform the farmer
he needs hair cut.
TRACK MEN NoTIcE.-We have the gen.
uine Darr, two minute harness, at Manu-
facturer's prices.
J.C PARKER.
Watts-What do you think of this idea
that there are medical virtues in music?
Potts-I believe it. Lots of those new
popular airs make me sick.
1t is very economical to fall in love with
girl who thinks theatres are wicked, but
it is more economical to have the wife deal
with Mrs. Barnett. Satisfactory goods,
satisfactory prices, bring contentment and
happiness. New Goods this week.
The April fool is not dangerous char
acter. It is only the one who is fool all
the year that gives us the most trouble.
A man who courts trouble will soon
find himself married to it, but there are no
family jars among those who buy their
Beef, Mutton, Greens. and Smoked and
Salt Meats of the Echenhofer Brothers.
Hush-a-by baby, your mother is gone.
She's out at a meeting and will be till dawn:
She's making speech about womon's rights,
Hush-a-by baby let's put out the lights.
Six pounds soap, or 10 cakes, for 25 cents.
at Mrs. Adams on the; Plaza. Excellent
That while the best city beef has advanced
81 cents apound, the Echenhofer Bros. are
selling at their original low prices.
Teacher-Can you boys name any of the
results of drunkenness? The class Tin
,horus)-Yessum; one dollar and costs.
what beautiful ribbons!" And where
lid you get those novelties?" Are the in !
luiries of the hour at Mrs. Barnetts. You
should see them. Prettier and cheaper.
Arbuckles coffee 231 cents, at Mrs. |
Adams, and Mattings 121 cents. Try them. |
There is no subject ON which it is easier to |
thought than toothache.
Best goods, best work, best taste at lowest |
prices is the motto that rules in Miss 8. A. |
Howelps millinery store, West Main st.
It's wonderful-those perfect-ftting
wrappers atMrs. A. s. Adams. Only rs cts.