New-York tribune., 1895-09-01


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well. yes. I have called on some particular
business. l daresay. now Mr. Dollop, you're quite
a politician. = plasterer? Now, now dehsh'-
full Because must tell You that my husband
No. In, afraid not. You see. we've only just had
the whole house thoroughly done up | was only
going 10 say that my husband has such respect
for plasterers as a class. you know. Haven't
mentioned who he is? How stupid Of me! He's
Mr. Honeyball the Radical candidate for tnis
nlace Yes I've about the elections, or
course Oh but you ought to care; I'm sure you're
far TOO Intelligent a man to be really Indifferent
who represents you in Parliament And my nus
hand Is so devoted TO the working classes II ; Deeh
quite the aim Of his life to do something for them'
His motto is. Trust the People. on, dear me-
no-he's not a shopkeeper-he's at the Bar
Certainly not. He's in favor of doing away with
nuhIic-houses He's barrister-a lawyer, you
know All. but perhaps you haven't been FOR
,unate in such lawyers you have met
Well but YOU wouldn't like the Tories 10 get Ill.,
would you? But they've had their innings as
YOU call IL. thew We been in whole fortnSht-and
what have they done? And If the Liberal Gov
ernmen is kept out what will become Of all the great
reforms they've been trying to give you? Well,
there's Home Rule. for one. Surely you're IN
favor OF letting the Irish manage their own ar
fairs? No. that's such a mistake; they won
want to manage ours-at least except Imperial mat
ters-and why shouldn't they? .. Ail that can 50
.one man one vote great reform? Isn't II
roonstrous that some people should have five or SIX
vo,es while YOU only have one? It's foolish TO
saw they're welcome to them Ike that Wheh they
only use them to deprive you Of their rights.
Then there's Welsh Disestablishment. on II
Won really can't the immense importance OF H.
all can say is I'm extremely sorry YES m m
going now, and hope. before The election ton day lay
comes you will have learned 10 take more en-
Uchtened- Good afternoon
.,,1 90 bova fouud vOu n home. Mr.. BIZ
ger I'm Mrs. Honeyball, and | want you 10 sup
BORT my husband at the election-heS standing AS
te "a I''Vo you his views on the Liquor Traffic. Hes
anxious to see the curse OF drinking tnorousmG M s1
s6anp6n 80 ppp5cansyou Sns look far too respectable
Yes as you say they get rich on the earnlngs earn @ OF
the moor and it's high time they were done away
with Certainly you may ask me question:
NO. OF course my husband would not dream OF
nutting down Clubs: ne belongs TO several ninseii
Oh YOU meant Workngmen's clubs. You pc
long to one yourself? So sensible Of you'-and OF
oo",Se eS no intoxicatng uquor- Not conducted on
ss aeetotal o1 %prnclpes I'm afraid that would make
people can go and join clubs. and get drink there
there would be no use In closing the puolIchousss,
intoxicating M1oSi drinks are supplied in clubs, but
don't see what that has to do with it. My nus
No. mo- is not question OF one la% yo ioT Gd5f snf
Ting i've said has helped you in making up your
mind I'm only too. Don't trouble to come to
the door'
Mrs. Mangles, think? Your husband not at
home. see 1t doesn't matter-ySu VIII & DO qu,te ,1S as
the Seen my husbands picture on me
very least shall be only too delighted to give
you one He Is rather nce-ookng. isn't he? III
tell you what ri domwhen get home I'll sem, sen1
piece On don't think should s1s have AS1 1t . G0,
Gr6 m sn6uy9 you and what Sgi do ' d St
him in a red tunic Tor? ReaiIy! Inc Hems ans
tered. -. You've had several since can quile ,
believe that. Well. If you will promise to get
Why should have to go 70 the-er-'cimT.ngtery nj
for IL? Last Christmas? dear me- In yeTy dy
find have photograph to spare-out ,i the por n,,
trait OF him on that leafet is really more Ike you
no. don't put down your pipe, Mr.. Gowles; II
love the smell Of 9baceo! You weTsp H'enG yo
don't know who / am? Perhaps not & but you'll
let me tell you. won't you? rye come come 10 ASK ASK
not a Tory. you know. he's a thoroughgong Rad
ical . Not going to vote for either OF them d,,,r 70
much too pleasant and eentlemanly to be horrId %
Socialist You want everything done away WIN
We'll the Liberals are going 10 abolish lot or
things There's the House OF Lords; for instance,
you're against them I'm sure Not more re- than hi,
you don't really want to destroy one OF our most most
ancient insttutionsi -. Capitalists? on they
sharks and bloodsuckers and landgrabbers and all
that ! quite agree with you thereEoniy they're all
% gGrfs be weath you're assisting to produce? why
are YOU to be robbed OF the product OF your brain
and hands, really don't know-its very wrong,
hhti, IN noster? / see Now don't get excited
Your only hope is in the Gospel OF Hate? Now
rssiiv such a dsagreeabe thing 10 say! II
rouii only bring you to that by voting for the
Ihera;s% I'm not a smooth tongued humbug.
"a rs extremely rude OF you 10 call me anything
~ The kind | never said you hadn't perfect
right 10 vote as you pleased Very well. then,
iian vour horrible vote I'm / don't want II.
To herself as she departs) | shall 90 home. II
Gee any more OF these people, shall find I've
turned into rabid Tory-and I'm sure Horace
wouldn't hke that!
MISQTO OTA TTONS
rrnnn The London GlObe.