The University daily. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 18??-????, 1895-06-10
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sAt the summer hotel everything
goes, said an acquaintance Of mine,
We we're at Long Branch for q day Or
two, and at that particular moment
were strolling along the cliff IN the
direction Of the iron pier. We sat.
down on the turf and hung our feet
over the ledge
Yes, sir; I've had lots Of fun along
here, and within twenty steps Of this.
place / got myself in the worst scrape.
of my life, y
sWoman?n suggested, interroga-
lively.
Exactly. There were two Of them,
and duced pretty, too. TWAS four
years ago. i had beer having 4 good
time with a friend Of mine here, and
was on the point of returning to New
York, when one evening we were
walking along here in just this way,
The two young women were right
ahead and appeared to be in jolly
mood. / noticed them glancing
asound at occasionally as III inclined
for a Irritation. was always pretty
self-confident when it came to sum-
rner girls-ha gall, my friend put:
~ n,,d said OF onna.@ Ja54 t8 IL 5.S5 5s}
Lets pick 'em up Ny friend hes
itated a moment, laughed. then said.
AL right go ahead, but it's dinners
for four you don't do it.
s'I'll have to go you, ! said I.
ssWell, we quickened our steps a
little, and I thought ! saw that the
girls slowed down a little. So I,
walked up to them as some causal ac-
quaintance / had met in New York,
and wound up by requesting permits
sion to introduce my friend. You
know how such things are done. Ny
friend tried to stop me at the last.
moment, but too late.
SAT first the girls looked very much
astonished, Then they looked ait each
other and giggled. Then they looked
at my friend and giggled Some more.
Then the elder apo1ogized for having
forgotten my name. OF course, said
she, with a sweet smile. I knew your
face at once Then I went through
the form of Introducing my friend,
whom the other girl remarked was
already known to them by reputation
This bold declaration eased my mind
of any misgiyings ] might have enter.
tanned at the start, for I thought
'she.is a bigger liar than | am. The
thing now was to win my bet.
Strangely enough, as it seemed to me,
my friend entered into the. spirit Of
the scheme, inst as though he wasn't
sure to be loser. In an astonishing
" short time he was on familiar
terms with the elder lady-for I
found within few minutes that they
were really ladies and they were
carrying on at a great rate. The one
Twas with was a little shy, but she.
was awfully jolly and seemed to be
just brimming over with fun. Well.
/ sprung supper on them later and
to my establishment they accepted. 1t
was in q quiet place and we enjoyed
it immensely. During the entertain
ment caught my friend with his
arm around the girl who sat next ito
him. At the same moment my girl
saw IL, and my thought was intercep-
ted with blush. The other two SEEM
ed to have some sort Of an understand
ing. 4 really began to feel uncom-
Portable and was fast losing confidence
in myself, for the more saw of the.
younger the sWeeter and more charm.
ing She appeared. began to exper- ,
fence a sort of resentment that she
should be so easily drawn into such
al escapade. OF course / laid it on her
elder companion, who sat there bfaz-
enly with my friends arm around her.
She at least should know better.
oh, everything goes alta SUM
merIhotel said he, noting a gathering
cloud}on my pretty falry's brow. 4 !.
s'E'No, it doesn't, she finally ex-
claimed, jumping up from the table
This thing doesn't go any further.
Mr.. Jack! And she. called him by
his real name. And what's more, it
is.about time you were taking your
sister Nellie and me home.''
Well, sir, YOU could have knocked
me over with d feather, All the time
a had thought 1 was playing them
they were playing me. But it served
me right for being such conceited5
ass!
remarked to the story teller that
his experience had probably been fol.
lowed by complete recovery, and /
SHE'D a stone into the Atlantic.
Recover / shall never recover, I