New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-10-28
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

a., po-oors ,onnosed 10 women wheeling)-Just
see what the cycling fad has done for woman; she
10 found now in the middle OF the road riding Win
the horses
Mrs. I-ptodste-Wen. at least there's one comfors
about that It is better than waking on the SIDE
walk with donkeys
pa,nn, surprise.-Mrs Goodkind-I presume. Miss
France you learned TO speak the language IKE .
Miss Flyppe-.To speak 4? Why, ! even became
accustomed to doing my thinking IN rrenen -,,....
Tribune.
fashionable audience in Paris recently listened %
a lecture on chemistry by celebrated chemist AZ
the conclusion OF the lecture lady and gentleman
who were a mong the first 10 leave the nail mao
reached the open air. when the lady caught he'
cort staring at her. What Is the natter ASKED
tho madame IN surprise. Pardon me. but you are
ouite bluer' The lady returned TO the han ana
approached a mirror. She started BACK IN ho'ror.
The rouge upon her cheeks had been converter
into a BEAUTIFUL blue by the chemical decompos-
ton which had taken place under the innuehes OK
the gases which had been generated during the
,scture The majority OF the women in the
audience had suffered IN a similar manner There
were all sorts colors -blue, yellow. Vioiet ana
black Some whose vanity had induced them 70
put ivory on the skim coral on the lips. rouge on
the cheeks and black on the eyebrows had uhoer
gone a ludcrous transformation
Look here young fellow. SAID me sen hn nan
stealthily approaching the vicinity OF the free;
have YOU know that you're the thirteenth man who
has worked that free lunch to-day ,.
the rinerant; NO u seems have got the last OF
it."-Yonkers Statesman
I'VE believe thoroughly" says The Medical
Record" I'm allowing the public TO estimate the
medical profession at It's full worth. but 1t some
times seems though the exploitation OF inc
wonders OF surgery was little overdone. the re-
suit being that soon as a person has any ALL
ment OF any part OF the body the people al once
want TO have 1t cut out.
School Of Recruits how you
write populace with three ps? Cross one outI
Recruit-Which 2 shall cross out, Mr.. Sergeant1
-(Berliner Tageblatt.
A lay deputy to the Episcopal General Convention
in Minneapolis from one Of the New-Jersey do
ceses was so impressed with the possibilities OF the
Twin Cities that he invested 10000 In real estate
and home for more money.
modern bicycle was celebrated this week, when
j. X starey entertained 81 number sss Of pep5s sr
Safety was introduced BY Me.srs. saTIsy and SUI:
and By d ha y On
) min min Is sec Ten Years iater-iast ssp.sm:
SveT r ia bf scsl rode K mile; 'ns path
r ment is needless. Mr sarey deserves all credit
notifications stil holds the fed. and seem. likely
"a hold IL for some time 10 come. Many celebrities
Gs ss"s wsrf
had played in cycling enterprise. The safety oiey.
nee s some In to realize that in
courag, was required In introducing such ma
Sh aTe D sate ine byce shP pte incl
Senay stated ha; the first bicycle Tai rs. eyches
| trade was now ten times larger than IN 1870
-(Westminster Budget.
The strange experience OF being drydocked on an
| iceberg Is told OF by Captain Chester OF Pacific
| Coast fishing schooner. He that he made fast
| 10 big berg which was stranded on the coast OF
| Alaska for the purpose OF repenishing his stock
OF Ice and after getting some thirty tons OF on
board the berg suddenly careened over 10 the SIDE
opposite that on which the schooner was made fas
and lifted her high and dry out OF water. held fass
| IN a groove. The men took the boats and went 10
| safe distance TO watch the proceedings The berg
gradually settled more and more lit ng he schoon'
| er higher and higher until her anchor cable caught
the strain Then the end Of the berg went up the
anchor held and pulled the schooner on. BOWS
first and unframed The rest OF the Ice was loaded
| by boats and the schooner kept clear OF the berg
Actresses who can, act were perhaps never yer
NOR, numerous than they nov are said one ~ Ss
| best dramatic critics little time since lnsy
have pretty faces. charming figures. and can smile
bewitehnsIyThas morn Ga S. 'hs S0'' charlie.
| Mathews writing In 1875 to country msnsse ,:
| | should say that young and pretty woman wac
| can't act and who knows she cant an ~
| ouisition' particularly when she wants no sae,y
| Tor her ignorance Now such a one my son 49,
me- 70 ofYer YOU The lady is clever OF the Stage
| and has the advantages l have named above anu
he gives me HIS word OF homo. that. so Tar ~ nv
knows she can't act biz and looks upon ssa' I.
The nrst season as positively nauseous ene
anxious TO come TO your theatre and snow ne, IN
suficiency or anything else the public may rsSu,rs;
She may be a genius or duner; she doesh ho
! Know what she do. being Ike the man ~no
] didn't know whether he could play on the hddie VI
| not having never tried. She wishes al any Iaso
TO put her foot on the stage when genetay .r.ai,
uniting her foot In it. VIII YOU give her t,a,
/ II she turns out worth anything, ] pledge myeelt
N remove her at the earliest possible opportunity,
| ~ NOT YOU are welcome TO her so long az you nhu
| -. ,ho,ouphly incapab BILE. 1.-THE Shakeepearean.