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Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-06-14
4 Public B8l8fqGtOr.
Professor Munyon's Cheat Work Among the
Suffering,
His Medicines are Marvels in the
Way of Effscting Cure

Mr.. George Lodge, the wel-knowa real
estate dealer. Third aud Federal streets. Phil
abelphia, Pa, is not only one of the most
Prominent real estate brokers' in the city, but
the general manager Of the new under
grouHd system ofelectrical propulsion, which
is destined to supersede the overhead troll
ley. Read what he sss
Ever since 1868 have beer great suf-
ferer from sciatic rheumatism. There were
times when the excruciatiug pain nearly
drove me insane, and was practically help
less. Upon friends advice was induced
to Try Munvon's Rheumatism Cure. After
taking few doses the pain LEFT me and
have hot had the slightes, symptoms Of any
return of the disease. have recommended
this remedy to several Of my friends, who
have also been cured"
Munyon's Rheumatism Cure is euatan
teed to cure the rheumatism in any part of
the BODY. Acute or muscular rheumatism
cured in FROM one 10 FIVE days It never
fails to cure sharp, shooting pains in the
arms, legs, sides, back or breast, or soreu,s
ia any part Of the body in from one SO three
hours. It Is guaranteed 10 promptly cure
lameuess, stiff and swollen joints, stiff back
a I'd all pains in the hips aud loins. Chronic
rheumatism, seiatica, luMbago or pain in the
back are speedily cured
Munyon's Homeopathic Home Remedy
Company, of Philadelphia, put mp specifics
for uearly every disease, whice are sold BY /
ali druggists mostly for rs cents bottle
Those who are in doubt as to the nature of
their disease should address Professor Mum
yon, 1905 Arch street. Philadelphia, giving |
full symptoms Of their disease. Professo
will carefully diagnose the case and
give Won the benefit Of his advice absolutely
free OF charge. The Remedies will be sent
10 any address on receipt Of retail piice.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-06-14
a vicrlM 10 ETIQUETTE.


An Artists Uncomfortable Experience at
a ROYAL banquet In Korea.
The rigid etiquette which prevails in
Korea as to ceremonious banquets is in
convenient for strangers, whose un.
trained appetites are scarcely up to the
Korean standard An artist, making u
stay in Seoul, was hidden to a royal
feast at the king S palace, to his mingled
joy and despair Ignorant Of native Gus
toms, he appealed to Mr. G., the Eng
hsh consul, to guide him through the
ordeal The one thing impressed upon
him was this 1t is a great insult tore
fuse what is offered yon at table and
greater insult not to eat all that is on
your plate. -
We all sat down gayly, and the feast
began. All the products Of the country
seemed to have been cooked and put be-
fore me, including meats, fish, honey,
sweets, vegetables and sauces, Of which,
mind you, we had to eat mountains
piled on our plates Young pigs, in the
puppy state, were also there and were
much appreciated by my princely enter
tainers
When WIS but half way through,
however, not being provided with an
ever expanding digestive apparatus, like
my friends of Chosen, really felt as if
I were suffocating.
Lraised my eyes pleadingly to Mr.. G.,
but he shook his head sternly. The serv-
ants, seeing me hesitate, piled me bus
lily with potatoes, barley, millet and at
least half a bushel of beans
After vainly praying for courage and
dexterity to slide the food under the |
table I made desperate inroads upon the |
heaped up vegetables Once again I |
rolled my eyes in dumb entreaty toward /
the consul, who once again shook his
head, this time with a sardonic grin
which made me determine to get through
the feast somehow, but in silence.
After this I was treated to lily bulbs
and radishes dipped in the vilest of
sauces, besides a large portion Of a pup
py pig roasted and fruit in profusion.
with foreign and native wines At
length, when 1 felt that with the next
mouthful should groan aloud, the end
was reached. That unhappy meal began
1t noon and was brought to a close at
p. m.
To those who appreciate the pleasure
# eating, let me recommend a royal
Korean dinner. No pen can describe the
lgonies endured as Twas carried home
n my green sedan chair. For days l
carcely ate n mouthful, and to this day {
he sight of a puppy pig is unbearable,
Youths Companion
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-06-14
Two Lives Saved.

Mrs. Phoebe Thomas, Of Junction City, ILL.,, was
told BY her doctors she had coDsump tion sndItbs
there was no hope for her, two bottles OF
Dr. Kings New Discovery completely cured her
and she Gays 1t saved her life, Mr. Tbos Eggars
1s9 Florida street, sau Francisco. suffered from
dreadful cold, approaching consumption, tried
without result everything else then bought one
bottle Of DR.. Kinks New Discovery and in two
weeks was cured He Is naturally thankful II
y such results. OF which these are samples, that
11oFo the wonderful efficacy Of this medicine IN
&Qnghs ana % d. Pres trial bottiss al Pierce q
peasnica'H drug atorg- Regular 1izs 5QcaRd9f-
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-06-14
He WIN Be an Innocent Thing.

The sun beat hotly upon the parched
earth
ooh, I see, " he exclaimed joyously.
'That woman who throws the ball is
trying to hit the woman with the bat.
Oh, dear, why doesn't she run the other
way? Are those women out yonder the
bases? How stupid in me You told me
that before, didn't you? Is our side 60
ing out without a run? Isn't that lovely,
after the other side had to run so
much "
Thus the pretty young man with the
blue veil prattled ON and on, seemingly
Oblivious that the tall lady in the check
ed suit sat silent and preoccupied beside
him. Detroit Tribune.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-06-14

Mr.. Gotham-No, I never have a par
ticle Of fear on the ocean. Don't you
know, sir, that one is safer ON a trans
atlantic hier than ON a city street?
Mr.. Lakeside (of Chicago)-Humph
Well, to tell the truth, 1 believe if had
to choose between an ocean steamer and
a New York street, I'd do as you do
take the steamer. New York Weekly.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-06-14

While men have more strength, wom-
en- have more endurance and a greater
capacity for protracted and monotonous
labor. In those countries where women
work in the fields side by side with
their husbands and brothers, the latter
may accomplish more work, the former
can labor a greater number of hours.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-06-14

Crocodile tears" are alluded to by
several Latin and Greek authors, it be-
ing a superstition among the ancients
that the crocodile, after killing man,
ate all his body but his head and shed
tears over that before eating it also.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-06-14

She (from the newspaper)-Colorado
makes failure to support wife a mis-
deneanor.
He (seriously)-I should think it
would be a mrsdemeanor. Detroit Free
Press.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-06-14
Piles.


Piles is so common that
every other person you meet is
troubled with it more or less. 1t
seems to be a little thing and usual
" gets little attention. 1t may not
be serious at first, but it makes a
man sick-makes him nervous,
cross, irritable-unft for business.
1t robs him of sleep, takes his ap-
petite-cuts down his hesh-and
yet he is careless about it.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-06-14

In Corinth, A. D. POI, 90. figs were
sold for cents.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1895-06-14

RETURNING, viii leave Pier II North
Wharyes Just above Vine ST. } Philadelphia,
every UESDAY and FRIDAY at p, m.
TUESDAY. JUNEA NO PASsENGE Frs WILL
BE CARRIED.
Freight received on wharf in Philadelphia on
sailing days until y hour before leaving time.
Passenger accommodations frst-cass,
All handsomely furnished and lighted with
ELECTRIC LIGHlS,
Ladies' saloon, genileman's saloen and private
state rooms.
Fare to Phlladephia 81! Round Trip, sl.50.
Flrs-class accommodations under cover for
HORSES and all kinds OF Live Stock
address Philadelphia communications in care
Githens, Rexsamef CO.,4 SOut Front Street.
Lebanon Navigation Co.,
ORce-RIsING SUN DELAWARE.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-05

The popular citizen had made arrange
ments to go into business in another town,
says the Chicago Tribune. He had sold his
property, packed his household goods and
everything was in readiness for his re-
mOVal
His friends got up farewell dinner for
him. The table groaned, etc. The Viands
wore sumptuOus The champagne was
abundant, and after it began to circulate
there was a flood of oratory. The speeches
community was about to sustain was IT.
reparable. The speakers dwelt upon the
good qualities of their friend, his many
excellent traits of character, his genial,
cOmpanionable ways and all took occasion
to express their deep sense of personal be-
reavement on account of his contemplated
removal. Then they sang:
For he's a jolly good fellow,
Which nobody can deny"
Brimful Of emotion the recipient of all
this rose to reply.
Boys" he said unsteadily, Il didn't
know what l was doing when l went into
any scheme to leave this town. I didn't
know how sorry my friends would be "a
see me go. The-the friendship of my
friends is worth more to me than the few
hunrd dol'rs l might make by movin
way from here and I'll b-be evlastingly
dadswangled f I'm goin to novel I'm
goin' to stay r. here in this town. fell
| iers. an don't you forget it, Whoop!"
An hour later a detected company of mer
| assisted helpless cOmrade up a back
| stairway and dispersed without saying q
j word.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-05
al Nigoronr Qnnrnntine.

The eastern man in a tough part of
Texas was present at chain-lightning
trial of a man charged with horse-steal-
ing, says the New York Sun. That is to
say, he was not charged" with 1.-THE
had been caught in the act, and the rope
was about his neck. The eastern man
thought it was time to do something,
and he lifted up his voice.
Gentlemen he shouted, you must
not do this thing
The crowd stopped in amazement
whats the matter with your inquired
the leader, coming up close TO the eastern
err
Il say you must not do this thing re-
peated the stranger.
"Why nOt2" asked the leader.
Because it is against the law"
This was a new reasoning, and the
leader stayed the proceedings a moment.
say" he inquired, ''whar air you
frum?"
New York" responded the visitor.
The gang yelled its disapproval
Il reckon you'd better scatter, mister"
said the leader menacingly. I'VE read
the papers, we do, and we air dom this
thing fer a quarantine az in the brand Nv
morals you fellers keep on tap in that
town Texas amt no paradise, but it
amt no New York, nuther. Now, you sit,
mister. and. boys pull all together on
that thar rope"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-05

An exchange says: He has wheels in
his head is an expression used from
Maine to California by lovers of Ameri-
can slang 1t is used to describe one who
is visionary, foolish irrational, cranky,
or all of these qualities combined. II or
iginated about a year ago. and no less
a parsonage than John Drew is its au-
thor
Mr.. Drew and his company were called
to hear the first reading OF The Bauble
Shop" In the course Of the Interruptions
Lewis Baker and Arthur Byron gossiped
about bicycling. They eXtOlled the viz
tues of a machine to MIR. Drew, and gave
him considerable botheration. At the first
rehearsal next day Mr.. Baker came over
to Mr.. Drew and said:
You ought 10 have a bicycle"
81 don't want one.
Why"
81 prefer riding horseback"
If youe ever became interested in a
Second act" shouted the stage mana
ger.
Thank heavens exclaimed Mr.. Drew.
Pm driven TO distraction by the bicycle
cranks They talk of nothing else. That
man Bawer thinks of nothing but wheels.
He has wheels for breakfast, luncheon and
dinner; he has wheels before work, during
work and after work; now he is trying 10
give me wheels. While he is rehearsing he
is thinking of riding. He has wheels in his
head all the while."
The expression found hundreds of friends
up and down the Rialto and it spread like
wildhre all over this country. Nowadays il
a man says much on any one subject they
say "he has wheels in his head"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-05

The =nvcrites arc shifting their posi-
ton q ut,Ie. They are always shifting
H. That is not 20 De wondered at since
the commorcial value Of silver is con-
stsutly shifting. y little while ago they
cou;ended thar gree silver coinage hy this
country alone would be sufficient to raise
The commercial value Of silver 20 such an
extent that a. silver dollar would cireu-
late on a parity with a gold dollar. They
found that such a conention was against
common sense. and were forced 10 admit
that free silver coinage by this country
alone would result in driving ali gold out
OF circulation. contracting the volume or
money i'm circulation and in giving us a
debased currency.
Nov thcy are con;endils that free sill
yer coinage by this country alone would
compel Europe 20 open its mints to the
free coinage OF silver. and they are quot
ing ex-Sccretary OF the navy Whitae2, on
the silver question FOR tao purpose OF max
Ing it appear that no hoids that opinion
ana favors The adoption Of that policy.
As matter Of fact, Mr.. Whitney does
not favor any such policy. What he IA
vors is an effort 20 have free silver
coinage adopted By an international
agreement. He does not think it would be
advisable for this country TO undertake
free silver coinage alone. on the con-
trary he is against such policy, because
he knows il would be disastrous to this
country.
Nobody in this country objects to free
silver coinage by international agree
ment. Those VINO are for the straight
out gold standard are so, not because
/ they object to an international agree
ment, but because they DO not believe Eu
! rope viii enter into such an agreemen,
| she being satisfied from the experiment.
she has made with the double standard
that it cannot be maintained. Still the!
are willing, and even anxious, that So
prcme effort shall be made 10 settle tn
silver agitation by international agree
ment.
The contention that the silverites ar
now making that if this country adopt
free silver coinage Europe will also adop
it hasn't a single reason to support II
and the silverites don't give reason
Tbey haven't a reason to give. They ar
simply trying to lead the people in tn
direction Of free silver coinage by thi
country alone. in this phase Of the ST
yer agitation they rely wholly upon as
scrtion. as they do in all other phases {
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-05
bright BITS.

-ParlNe: Saw a remarkable thing at
a seance recently. / was on the commit
tee, and we fastened the medium secure
" in the cabinet-bound him hand and
foot-there was no collision of any kind.
Clarke: How can YOU tell there wasn't?
Parke: Because he couldn't get out
Puck.
May Cover Many Similar Cases-''He
is one faulty passage in your story" said
the editor; "'"Ha, Nillainl | have found
You out, have I?'' he hissed.' Now how
could he hiss those words?'
HE might have had harelip, sir" re
piled the gifted young author, rising to
the emergency.-Chicag Tribune.
old Gentleman-"Do you think, sir,
that YOU are able to support my daughter
without continually lowering on the verge
of bankruptcy"
Suitor-"Oh, yes, sir, I'm sure I can"
Old Gentleman-"WeH that's more than
] can do. Take her and be happy. It'd
Bits.
-Watts-Hello! You have let your type
Potts3Yes. She was too ignorant
couldn't speel at all.
did she get mad when you told her she
had to go?''
"Oh. no. I gave as my reason for parting
with her that she was so pretty that the
clerks couldn't attend to their work fol
staring at her"-Cincinnat Tribune.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-05

The story goes. that Wellington used 70
ride over daily. with one or TWO OF MS stan,
from his headquarters AZ s.. Jean-de-Luz,
and take his stand on the top OF WOODED
sand hiilock called Blanc Pignon, on the
left bank OF the Adour, which commands
view Of both banks. and the town ltselI
two miles up stream. SAYS Macmillan
French. who still had command OF the river
and the opposite shore. ana the jealous
sa ilor aforesaid. Bourgeois by name con-
ceiTed the plan OF entrapping the great
English captain BIZ lying in AMBUSH Tor
him. with a few men. among the under
growth on the sand dune. which happened
10 be on neutral ground just outside the
line Of the French pickets-
Gen. Thouvenot very honorary declined
10 sanction this tricky proceeding, but,
seeing through his glasses from the clock
tower OF the cathedral in BayOnne that d
was actually being carried out notWitn-
standing his disaprOval. he sent "A mounted
orderly as fast as he could gallOp down the
road on the left bank Of the river tthe pres
ent site of the AIlees Marines, past the
French pickets. 10 warn Wellington of his
When within a short distance Of the am
bush awaiting him on The narrow little
track winding Up the sand dune ne turned
his horse and moved quickly off in an
other direction.
SO saws the story which, entirely be
EeVed by the French. is placed on record
by Morel. declared in a foot note 10 be
correct. and then GS46 within the memory
of living witnesses. We can entirely agree
with the author in his succeeding remark
Thus. by one of those strange chances
beyond all human explanation, there fell
through a design which might have mate
rally changed the course Of events.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-05

Electrical expert Burton. CT Boston. is
the latest scientist to advance the opih-
ion that the electrical current, as sent
through tins bodies of murdercrs in New
York state, docs not cause death. He
says if body wcre taken out OF the
chair and laid on the wet earth and sat-
urated with water, all Of the electricity
in the BODY. which had produced state
of coma. could be gradually drawn of and
the supposedly dead man restored TO Efe
within few hours. l1r Burton thinks
st outrageous that a body Of laymcn
should lcsiGlate arbitrarily, and persist
in denying TO expert investigators the
right 10 test whether or not their theory
is scientifically correct, as the New YORK
Legislators haze done.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-05
lSBEy TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

Mcetings-S Savannah Yacht Club; Ccor-
GA Chapter No. 9. r. a. NJ; Golden Rule
Lodge No. y, J., O. o. +.
Special Noticcs-Coal OIL Johnny Soap.
John Tea Evans & Co.. Hannic Distiiling
Company's Whiskies. Joseph L. Audeseyi
A Splendid Investment. John T. Rowland;
Fancy Goods. Mutual Cooperative A5s0-
citation; Baked rass for Lunch To-day a.
Deckmann's Cafe; Turkeys and Chickens
Dressed. Estate S. W Branch; Delicious
Turtle Soup Served To-day at Fried $
Restaurant
Amuscments-Mo Moonlight Excursion to
the Sea. Friday Evening, June Z, by
Steamer Vigilant.
Got to Move Sept. 1--B. II. Levy < Bro.
Railroad Schedules-Florida Central and
Peninsular Railroad Company.
Negligee Shirts-B. H. Levy & Bro.
Auction Sale-Administrator' $ Sale, by /.
D. LaRoche. Auctloneer.
Removal Sale--B. H. Levy & BIO.
Legal: Notices-Citations from ;hc Clerk
of the Court Of Ordinary Of Chatham
County; Notice to Debtors and Creditors
Estate of Thomas z. Jones. Deceased.
Hot Weather Ciothiag-At Falks.
In the Nineties! Hot, Isn't it?--Appel G;
Schaul.
Hotel-Mountain Park Hotel and Cot
tages, Hot Springs, North Carolina.
Cheap Column Advertisements-H
Wanted: Employment Wanted; Tor Rent
For Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-05

Sunday two of the trolley poles OF one
90 tho elec4ric lines fell, and yesterday an
osber ono of them fell. In neither instance
vas any one hurt but it does not follow
thai there was no danger connected with
the falling Of these poles There was dan
ger. 1t is not improbable that many Of the
trolley poles arc rotten and weak and that
they will fall as soon as an unusual pres
sure is brought to bear upon them.
great many of the poles were erected
e-ood while ago, and it is not to be wond-
cred at that some of them are falling. 1t
win not be surprising if one of these. days
ONE or more persons are seriously injur-
cd If nol killed, by the falling of trolley
poles.
we make two suggestions in respect to
the trolley poles. one is that the city
require the arrangements of the electric
lines to lave the poles of their respective
lines inspected at once, and to remove all
poles that are in a dangerous condition.
| The other is that when a wooden pole is
! removed for any cause it shall be replaced
/ nv an iron one. There would, of course,
he A lack of harmony in the appearance
of the poles for time, but in a year or
two all the wooden poles would be re-
placed by iron ones.
These suggestions would not impose
much of,a burden upon the electric lines
The difference in the cost of wooden and
iron poles is not very great and the change
would be effected so gradually that il
would scarcely be felt
The II on poles are much neater in ap
poarsnce and far more durable. In the
ong run, taking into account the cost o
putting up of the poles 1t is probable tha
iron poles are the cheapest. This matte
should be looked after at once by the cit!
, cornell The falling of poles within tn
last few days calls attention to it in wa.
chat does not permit it to be disregarded
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-05
Melancholy McCuIIom,s Oratory.

One of the California pioneers told
story of stump speaking in the Golden
State, says the Washington Post.
A turgid orator. so noted for his verbos-
ity and heaviness that he had been dubbed
Melancholy McCullom, was assigned to
speak a a mining camp In the mountains.
There were about fifty miners present
when he began. But when at the end of
couple of hours he gave no signs of finish
ing his listeners dropped away. Some went
back TO work, but the majority sought
wherewith to auench their thirst, which
had been immensely aggravated by the
drvness of the discourse.
Finally there was but one auditor left,
a dilapidated weary-Iooking, old fellow.
Fixing his gaze on him, McCullom pulled
out a mans size siX-shooter and laid it on
the table. The old fellow rose slowly and
dPa wled out:
''Be you gon' to shoot, eff I go?"
You bet L am responded McCullom.
I'm bound to finish my speech. even If l
have to shoot to keep an audience"
The old fellow sighed in .. tired manner,
edged off slowly, saying as he did so:
well. shoot, eff you wants to. i may
jest as well be shot as talked to DEATH
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-05
Let wei Enough Alone.
From the Nashville American Dem)


Wages of ordinary laborers and the fixed
salaries of all operatives and employees are
the first as a general thing, to be affected
BIZ hard times and business depreSslons,
and the last 70 he advanced by the return
Of good times and business REVEALS. Just
row in all parts Of the country manufac-
tories are extending operations, new opera
tives by the thousands are being employ
ed, and the wages of thousands have been
advanced. The cause of these things is not
due 10 the belief that this government is
going to try the experiment of free and
unlimited coinage of silver, but Is due 20
the fact, in great part, that confidence has
been to a very great degree restored. and
that the people know that the present
status of the currency. by which every dol
lar is kept as good as every other dollar.
will not be changed for two more years at
least. Why should age-earners abandon
a certainty TO engage In the pursuit Of an
uncertainty and that, too when the men
who urge them TO embark upon this under
taking must admit that the venture is an
uncertain one. Let well enough alone IS
an old saying but 1t applies to the present
financial agitation with full forces