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The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19
CHANGES IN THE ROUTE.

Stockton Subscribers Request a Slight H.
teration in the Valtey Road Surrey.
STOCKTON, CAL. May 18-Engineer
Storey of the Valley road was here to-day
to meet the committee of citizens working
on rights of way. The committee desires
to make slight change in the route just
outside OF Stockton to avoid cutting
through some valuable improved tracts,
and also avoiding delay in securing the
right OF way. The proposed changes are
of small concern to the railroad company,
but if made will lessen the work and ex-
pense in getting rights of way. No deci-
sion was reached, but the matter was fully
discussed.
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19
SANTA CLARA CROPS.

Prunes and Peaches WiU Yield HedctIy,
but Apricofs Will Be Light.
SAN JOSE, CAL, May 1S.-The meeting
of the stockholders of the Santa Clara
Fruit Exchange to-day was well attended.
Itwas decided to lengthen the exchange
warehouse 100 feet, and sufficient stock
was subscribed to cover the cost of the ex-
tension, which will be about $4,000.
Reports from stockholders from differ
ent parts of the valley showed that the
prune crop of this year will equal that Of
last year, taking an average throughout
the valley. There will be a full crop Of
peaches, while apricots will be rather light
The cherry and pear crop will be light.
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19
STONED By Ho0DLUMs.
a Santa Clara Woman Injured by
ChdriCdri ParfU.

SAN JOSE, CAL, May 1s.-John Cana
dozo and Miss Marian Lewis, young
Portuguese couple of Santa Clara, were
married in San Francisco last Sunday and
returned to their home in Santa Clara
last evening.
A large crowd of young hoodlums gath.
cred around their residence for tin can SER
enade last night. and as the couple failed
to respond when called upon the charivari
party began hurting stones through
the windows and firing pistols into the
house. All the windows in the house were
broken, and Miss Ida Asvid, young lady
visitor, was struck under the left eye by a
stone and an ugly wound inflicted. Sew
eral arrests will probably be made.
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19
Perjury Charges Dtsmsssed.

SAN JOSE, CAL, May 1s.-The charges
of perjury against A. P. Schoen and M.
Bernstein were dismissed to-day. The
complainant was G. Bailey and the charges
grew out of suit brought by M. Bern
stein, to recover payment for a suit of
clothes sold to Bailey. 1t was alleged that
the defendants had sworn falsely at the
trial of the case, but as the evidence was
not sufficient to convict complainant S
counsel moved that the charges be dis
missed.
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19
Meeting of San Jose Grange.

SAN JOSE, CAL, May 1s.-The meeting
of San Jose Grange was well attended this
afternoon, and a lengthy discussion had in
regard to more profitable disposition of
the surplus fruit crop. A resolution was
introduced to the effect that the members
of San Jose Grange organize company
for the purpose of canning, preserving and
in other ways preparing fruit for the mar
ket. The resolution was laid over for one
weeK
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19
school Census Reports.

SAN JOSE, CAL. May 1.-THE reports
of the school census marshaIs of the San
Jose and Cottage Grove districts have been
filed with the City Superintendent of
Schools, and shows a decrease of 105 chill
dren between the ages of and IL years, as
compared with the school census of last
year. Their report is as follows: Total
number of census children in the city,
1891; under years of age, 1916; grand
total, 6429.
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19
The Governor I,,spects the Hiqh,cavs,

SACRAMENTO, Call, May 1s.-Gov-
ernor and Mrs. Budd, Miss Todman and
Mrs. Irwin, accompanied by w. Irwin and
Civil Engineer Maude, members of the
Bureau of Highways, went to Folsom this
afternoon. The trip was made by car
riage. and a partial inspection of the
wagon roadbed was made en- route.
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19

line, on the way up from San Francisco
last night, broke her shaft soon after leav-
ing the wharf in San Francisco and when
off Angel Island. The Leader, of the same
line, came along soon afterward and towed
the disabled boat up. The steamers ar
rived here late this afternoon. The City
of Stockton went out in place of the Peters
this evening. The latter boat will be laid
up several weeks for repairs. 81
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19
S..a.or MN. at san Dieoo.

: SAN DIEGO, CAL, May Ex-senator
Roger O.. Mills of Texas arrived here to-
night ON a visit to his daughter and also
to Join Mrs. and Miss Mills. who have been
in this city some days. He declined to
talk on politics. ss
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19
van Test the Ltcense Ordtnance.

SANTA CRUZ, CAL, May 1s.-The City
Treasurer swore out a warrant this evening
for the arrest of A. M. Johnston for violat-
ing the license ordinance. Johnston is
merchant. His case will be made test
in the courts to decide the legality of the
ordinance as far as it concerns merchants
licenses. The Merchants Association will
defend the case, and has fund ready to
carry it to higher courts if necessary,
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19
Held for Assault at Aptos.

SANTA CRUZ, CAL, May 1S.-T Far
rell, who was arrested last Sunday for as
sault with deadly weapon, had his hear
ing this afternoon before Judge Nichols at
Aptos, and was held to appear before the
Superior Court, with bail fixed at $500.
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19
Reception to mrs. Con.stoek.

SANTA CRUZ, CAL, May 1S.-Mrs Alta
Comstock, department president of the
woman's relief corps was given recep-
ton this evening by the ]. F. Reynolds
corps, w. R. C. Prominent members from
San Francisco, San Jose and other places
were present.
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19
SUES FOE A FLYER.

Action Brought to Determine the OsUner-
ship of the Trotter Tscenfy-T Third.
SAN JOSE, CAL, May 1S.-James w.
Rea to day began suit against H. J. Ag-
new and Maud Agnew to determine the
ownership OF racing mare. The plaintiff
alleges that he and AgneW has each owned
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19
THE IT, d. PETERS DISABLED.

Her shaft Broken soon Affer Leaving
the San Francisco Wharf.
STOCKTON, CAL, May 1s.-The steamer
]. D. Peters Of the Navigation Company's
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19
Acqustted of ItlegaI Liquor Selling

SANTA CRUZ, CAL, May 1s.-The jury
in the case of H. Bibo, charged with sell
ing liquor to boys from Santa Clara, rem
dered verdict of acquittal. Other cases
against saloon-keepers on similar charges
were continued for TWO weeks.
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19
SALT RHEUM CURED

My wife has been troubled with the salt rheum
for four years. During this time doctors of
Wisconsin, Illinois, and the most eminent OF
Chicago, failed TO give relief. l bought the
CUTICURA REMEDIES, and she used only one box
of CUTICURA, one cake of CUTICURA Soar, and
half bottle of CUTICURA REsoLvENT, and
these have cured her completely.
G.. NJ. STONE, 141 State St., Chicago, Ill.
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19
CUTICURA WORKS WONDERS

There is no doubt that the CUTICURA RENE
DIES daily perform more wonderful cures than
all other skin and blood remedies combined.
humor of the skin, scalp, and blood, with loss
of hair, from infancy to age, from pimples to
scrofula, when the best physicians fail.
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19
SCRATCHED 8 YEARS
Suffered, Scratched and B1ed. Doc.
tors No Relief. Cured by Two
Sets Cuticura Remedies.

Nothing like CUTIcURA REMEDIES was eve,
manufactured. For three years have suffered
with sore head. would break out all over my
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19

HtauWlln plmpIes WHICH W0uId
form watery matter, and L
would have to scratch until 1
would bleed. After doctoring
with two doctors for three
years, more or less, / finally
made up my mind to try your
TICURA REMEDIES, with
result entirely satisfactory TO
me. After using two sets I
am entirely cured. Ihave rec
commended your remedies to
several persons. and thew all
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19

tell me they are No. 1. Our druggist is doing a
nice business in CUTICURA REMEDIES, since my
cure. have given him the privilege of using
my name as proof of their efficiency. enclose
my portrait. A. f. GRAMM,
Photographer, Mt. Horeb, Wis.
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19

Sold throughout the world. Price, CuT1cuRA,
50c.; SOAP, Csc; RKsoLvENT, 81. POTTER DRUa
AND CHEM. CORP, Sole Proprietors. Boston.
H8-" How to Cure Skin Diseases" mailed free.
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19

For additional Pacific Coast nsrOs see Second Page.
The San Francisco call., 1895-05-19

OsMPLES, blackheads, red, rough, chapped, and
Z liu oily skin cured by CUrIcURA Soar.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24
Children Cry for
Pitchers Castoria.

There is point beyond endur-
ance, and that is when a man has his
gates broken open and his garden
destroyed by the marauding COW.
He may be "a patient man, and a
Christian, but that loss makes him
swear little to himself, because the
Council does not compel the owners
of cows to shut them up at night.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24
ReIierfn Six uours.

Distressing Kidney and Bladder dis
eases relieved in six hours by the NEW
GREAT SoUTH AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE
This new remedy is a great surprise on
account of its exceeding promptness in
relieving pain in the bladder, kidneys,
back and every. part of the urinary pas
sages in male or female. 1t relieves re
tention of water and pain in passing il
almost Immediately. Ii you want quick
relief and cure this is your remedy.
Sold by A. G. Van Glider, druggist,
Point Pleasant. nov. 29-1y
Governor MacCorkIe and staff, OF
West Virginia, have received invi-
tations to attend the Soldiers Ma
tional Reunion at Caldwell, O., June
IA, Is and 1G.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24
Four Big Successes.

Having the needed merit to more thar;
make good all the advertising claimed
for them, the following four remedies
have reached a phenomenal sale. DIR.
Kings New Discovery, for consumption,
coughs and colds, each bottle guaran-
teed-Electric Bitters, the great remedy
for liver, stomach and kidneys. Buck
LENS Arnica Salve. the best in the
word, and DIR. Kings New Life Pills,
which are perfect pill. All these rem
edies are guaranteed to do just what is
claimed for them and the dealer whose
name is attached herewith will be glad
to tell you more of them. Sold at Hoof7s
Drug Store.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

Those who never read the advertise
ments in their newspapers miss more
than they presume, Jonathan Kenison
of Bolan, Worth Co, Iowa, who had
been troubled with rheumatism in his
back, arms and shoulders read an item
in his paper about how prominent
German citizen of Ft. Madison had been
cured. He procured the same medicine
and to use his own words: ut cured
me right up" He also says: "a
neighbor and his wife were both sick in
bed with rheumatism Their boy wa>
over to my house and said they were so
bad he had to do the cooking. told
him of Chamberlain Pain Balm and
how it had cnIe me, he got bottle and
it cured them up in week. 80 cent
bottles for lie bv Hoolf. Drnggist.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24
Pitchers CastoFIa-
Children Cry for

We wish the Justices ofthe Peace
and the Constables of this county,
would give us their full names and
post Office address, we would pub
fish the same, as it would be a great
convenience to the public to have
such information at hand.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

A new industry has been devel-
oped in Pennsylvania and is spread
ing rapidly westward. 1t is moth
ing less than the making of artifi
cial milk. Some Ohio milkmen
were first discovered making it in
such quantities that they were sus-
Pected and arrested. Customers
and neighbors noticed that they
sold more milk than the COWS they
kept could possibly yield. They
came to grief by being overgreedy.
The new fluid is manufactured from
chemicals, as cranks predict all our
food will be by and by. 1t is made
from a mixture of water, sugar and
various preparations of soda. The
strange part is that chemically it is
so nearly like milk that it cannot
be detected by analysis. lift could
be proved to be nourishing, the com
munity would soon become indie
pendent of the miIkman.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24
Children Cry for
Pitchers CastoFias

The boy with his dangerous rub
Der sling has made his appearance
on the streets. Windows or moth
ing else is safe from his "little gun"
These are dangerous things, and the
Mayor should stop their use in the
town limits.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24
SANDY Burge,s Sand.

Anent the oil craze the Parkers-
burg State Journal has the follow
ing concerning the fortunes made
and lost in and around Sistersyille:
@The intoxication of prospective
wealth and speculation is upon the
people, and all classes are going in
to the limit. Drillers, line, la
borers, clerks, saloonkeepers and
people of every walk OF life, who
can raise a few dollars, are going
into pools to play margins, and on
several days the past week an hours
investment of $50 has brought out
$500. Sandy Jim Burge, local
gambler, put in s1OO on Monday,
and has doubled it at every turn,
and reinvested the proceeds on the
short side every time the board was
called. Last night he had the com
Portable sum ofs13, 346 to his credit,
every cent reinvested on the pros
pect of the golden grease reaching
1920 by Monday night. If he
doesn't have a back turn before
50 20 is reached he will have won in
the neighborhood ofs45OOOin week
on an original Investment of 500.
There are many others who have
made big stakes, but none have
plunged to the depth of Sandy Jim
Burge.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

A friend in need is a friend indeed
and not less than one million people
have found just friend in DIR. Kings
New Discovery for consumption, coughs.
and colds. If you have never used this
Great Cough Medicine, one trial will
convince you that it has wonderful cur
alive powers in all diseases of Throat,
Chest and Lungs. Each bottle is guar
anteed to do all that is claimed or mon
ey will be refunded. Trial bottles free
at Hoof7s Drug Store. Large bottles SOC.
and $I.O0
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

While Mr.. Cleveland is trying to
help the country out of a rut he
might give the trusts some atten-
ton. The fact that he has called in
a director in corporations and the
lawyer of trusts for his attorney
general ought not to blind him to
the existence and practices of the
various combinations that are con-
trolling markets, and defantly and
openly violating the laws of the
land. The sugar trust, the stand
ard oil trust, the meat combines
and dozens of others that are prey
ing upon the necessities of our peo-
pie stalk the land with impudent
swagger and effrontery, and seem
to enjoy the peculiar privileges that
come from high favor at court.
There are worse enemies of pros
perity than the silver dollar in this
land, though the President does not
think so--Sentinel.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

Capt. John r. Selbe has just fin
ished the outside painting of his
beautiful residence, on Wand street.
1t is now to be classed among the
handsomest residences in town.
The Captain believes in keeping
things neat, clean and tidy about
him.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

Doctor II. R. Fish, of Gravois Mills.
Mo-, a practicing physician of many
years experience, writes: DEWITT
Witch Hazel Salve has no equal for in
dolent sores, scalds and burns. II sto ;
Ran nntpn aay heals T Pn5G fqlfky and
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

b. II. Bowman, Pub. Enquirer. of
Bremen, Ind, writes Last week our lit
tie girl baby the only one we have was
taken sick with Group. After two Dec
tors failed to give relief and life was
hanging on a mere thread we tried One
Minute Cough Cure and its lie was
saved A. c. NanGilder.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

Messrs. Lowenstein & Sons,
Wholesale hardware and saddlers of
Charleston, have rented the Kisar
room, and will by the latter part of
next week, open a large harness
store and saddle shop in this place
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

We noticed written on a slate, at
the door of certain Doctors Office
in this city, yesterday, the follow
ing: "Will be back at once Sew
eral persons waited on him TO re
turn, for several hours, and thon he
didn't show up.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

John Franklin, Louis Pomeroy
and Henry Stone, have put in a
good bench on the Kanawha bank,
at foot of Main street.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

A teachers order, drawn in favor
of Miss Ella Gibbons, on this dis
trict, for s32. so, has been lost. Pay
ment has been stopped, and should
the order turn up please notify the
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

Howard Burdett, The young boy,
who broke his arm the other day
an account of which we published.
at the time, is getting along nicely,
and there is hopes now that his arm
will be saved from amputation.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

"HoS can we live aud think that
anyone has trouble--piercing
trouble-and we could help them
and never.try. Mrs. Geo. Elliott
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

The breaking of concrete at Lock
IL is all done, and when the stage
of water permits, the work will g
on with rush.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria.
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

T. F. Kimberling has enlarged
his grocery store-room by taking
out the partition, making a much
nicer room. He is also making
some improvements to his dwelling
house.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24
Rneklen,s Arniea SnIre.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required.
1t is guaranteed to give perfect salts
per box. For sale by q. w. NJ. Hoof,
Druggist
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

The Oil fever is still working
towards Mason county. We will
have paying oil wells yet.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

Geo. Mourning, while racing on
bicycle, last evening, about 8 O clock
on the brick street, was thrown
from his bicycle, lighting on his
head, receiving some severe in
iuries.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

Parties are negotiating for the
Standard Folding Bed Co.'S proper
" in this place.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

w. T. Sanford Station Agent OF Lecp
err, Clarion Co. Pa, writes; can rec ON
mend One Minute Cough Care as tn,
best l ever used. 1t gave instant re lie
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

Sick headache, constipation and indi
gestion are quickly cured by DeENitt's
Little Early Risers, the famous little
pills. A. G. VanGilder.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

La Grippe is here again with all OF it,
old time vIgor. One Minute Cough Cure
is reliable remedy. 1t cures and cures
quickly. A. G. NanGilder.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

Small pox has about been stamp
ed out of Huntington. Vigorous
work was done by the city officials
and the board of health.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

Our patrons will find DeWitt's Little
Early Risers a safe and reliable remedy
for constipation, dyspepsia and liver
complaints. A. G. NanGilder.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

a change of venue has been
granted in the Common Pleas Court
at GallipoIis in the case of State VS..
John B CIendennin from Galliasto
Yinton county. He was convicted
once of grand larceny but the case
was sent back on error.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

Last OF The Series, Teusday April Both.
Home Seekers Excursion to Vir-
ginia via Ohio Central Lines. One
fare round trip. Tickets good for
80 days. Tickets at one fare for
round trip, limit 20 days, also on
sale to other points in the South.
Consult agents o. C. Lines.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

The prospects are that Point
Pleasant will be unusually lively
this summer, in the way of improve-
ments. Several new buildings are
promised.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve cures
scalds, burns, indolent sores and never
fails to cure piles. a. Q. NanGilder.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

J. a. Richardson, of jefferson City,
No.. Chief Enrolling force 80 general as
sembly of Missouri, writes [ wish to
testify to the merits CT One Minute
Cough Cure. When other so. called
cures failed. obtained almost instant
relief and speedy cure by the use OF
One Minute Cough Cure. a. C. Van
Glider.
The sweet,scented hog pen will
soon begin to send its perfume over
the town.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24
dec-I9-8w
VITAL 10 MANHOOD.

DR. 2 C. VESTS NERVE AND BRAT.z TREAT
MINI specific for HysterEa IJfzzirass EffE ss-1-
6lilis., 1.elfacheI Nervous Prostrati0a caused b.
SS9lo5 O totccos akefulness, Mental Depression
1tsllli1 q BRAIN causing insanity misery decay
gem, PREMATURE Old Age, Barrenuess, Los OF
n eltier sex Innputency, Leucorrhcsa and all
1eLLlaie W WEAKNESS, Involuntary Iosaez Eper-ua-
toL1te-sa caused By over-e1ertion Of brain, Self
sp1se, eT-IradulEeDce- Z months treatment 81
tor 3, by mall With each order for boxes with
= val send written guarantee to refund n not cured
Guaranteesis issued by agent VISITS IVER PIIIS
cure slek Heaslaehe, BiliousDess, Liver Complaints
Sonr stomach, Dyspepsia and Colstipaticn-
GUARANTEES lasued only hy
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

The people all around town seem
to be putting their premises in the
very best presentable condition.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

Nor AFRAID.-You're 'traid to
fight, that's what.
Second Boy-No, amt, but if 1
fight you my mother'll lick me.
How will she find it out, eh?
She'll see the doctor 'goin to
your house.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24
A stock law should he made that

A stock law should he made that
would prevent cows from running
through the streets at night, open
ing gates, destroying gardens. and
lawns and annoying people who
are trying TO sleep, with the cease
less ringing of their bells.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1895-04-24

She-Tm sorry l married you.
He-You ought TO be. You
cheated some girl out of a mighty
good husband.