Mexico weekly ledger., 1895-11-14
SOME POINTERS.
The New York World calls the at
tention of the husbands of the eoun-
try to the following things they should
remember:

try to the following things they should
remember:
That reasonable amount of pocket
money does not necessarily make a
boy a spendthrift.
That it is proverbially bad policy to
refer in your wife's hearing to "those
jolly bachelor days."
That if your boys read trashy novels
it is because you do not supply them
with better pabulum.
That doing Sunday afternoon away
on a sofa lounge is not depending the
day" with your wife.
That it is a good idea to drop in
once in a while upon the public school
that your little ones attend.
That your wife will think none the
less of you if you raise your hat when
meeting or leaving her.
That you should be prepared to
offer your visitors the class of refresh
ments they most desire.
That oscillation and other demon
STATIONS of conjugal affection should
not take place in public.
That the stray hair on your shoulder
should exactly match the tint of that
on vour wifaJs head
That the wedding anniversary is an
occasion for some remembrance, let
the token be aver so slight.
That your wife is not responsible
for the decline in stocks and the de-
pletion of the gold reserve.
That the wonderfully bright sayings
of your 3-year-old are not always sure
to "set the table in a roar"
That you have no right to be SLOW
emily in your attire because you are no
longer in the matrimonial market.
That ninety-n nine women in a hun
dred would rather see a man smoke a
pipe in the house than a cigarette.
That Sunday is not a day of rest to
the wife, who is required to spend the
greater part of it in the kitchen.
That the average wife is as smart as
you are, and can readily detect the
gauziness of the fabric of your tale.
That it is an act of cruelty to the
women to take home "A newspaper
from which something has been clipp-
ed.
That while it is true You are welded
to ''the fairest of her SEX" other hus-
bands think that 'there are Others
That when your shirt buttonholes
are big enough to admit of the pas
sage of a walnut, it is time to buy a
new shirt.
That a cold bath before breakfast
covers a multitude of sins of the night
before and is pretty sure to stop q
headache.
That a second wife is not pleased
with the presence of a lock of the haii
of ''number one" in your watch chain
locket.
That it is, very bad taste to read
mother-in-law jokes to your wife. Re-
member that your mother is her
mother-in-law.
That you should never shirk the
trouble and expense of taking the
family into the country whenever you
have a chance.
That your wife a give you three
points in a game of five when it comes
to dealing with the butcher and green
grocer.
That telephone messages are cheap,
and your wife is entitled to notice
when you intend bringing a friend
home to dinner.
That perfumery or grease should
never be rubbed into the hair. IL You
think your hair needs greasing, go and
e q doctor.
That some men achieve good wives,
others acquire them, and some have
them thrust upon them; this is also
true of bad wives.
That there are husbands who think
they have a right to come home when
they like and spend their money how
they like.
That it is well to look carefully in
your pockets for theater seat stubs on
the nights that you have been stbal-
ancing the books"
That an excellent remedy to correct
that bilious, nervous, coated tongue
is vichy with ammonia and
bicarbonate soda.
That the truly happy man is the
fellow who enjoys his own wife's So
ciety as much as he would If she were
some other fellows wife.
That it is just as well after slam
ming the door and prancing out of the
house to go back in a few minutes and
leave the house like a gentleman.
That it lis possible for a man to learn
the rudiments of sewing, and that pa
and persistence are valuable
qualities to possess when attempting
TO thread a needle.
That ii ia just as well not to cverdo
The SIM lonely, tonight, love, with
out you,p In your letters to the fair
of her sex, temporarily at the sea-
She may take pity on your
Ianaffness and come homa.