Evening journal., 1895-10-09
IN THESP0RTlNG WORLD
Some Baseball Echoes and
Football Shadows.
THBEEwsPAPBR MBE'seBBATe GAME

arkness Setting in-some Rules ofthe
Gsme-Footban Contests This Week.
other Events.
"Ssy, what'd yer tink O. me frisn
Lefts2' was the h-st salutation OF
>'Pacer" O'Rsilley as be entered the
sanctum this morning and after remov
ing hts ''dlcer" as he dubs 1t, glsncsd d
admirinRly around.
The Office boy smiled in a manner that
bespoke his admiration while the society
editor, who was gathering up ber trsps
preparatory 10 making her diurnal
hekira, remarktd d. sotto voice. brute
III bs GLAD when this game is over and
ihese honid men quit coming here
The sporting editor assured PAGER" that
Lefty" WAS "all right" and asked what
new developments had made an appear
sIcs
IL inst leskod In to tell youse Scissors
felleIs dat der Sscon' ward is wild yer,
and PAGER" leaned back in his chair
and .stwiddled his fingers in a self
satisfied manner. After few minutes
silence be resumed: Der peop in d, +
Second has respee' for der Scissors, an
dey 'le give youse fellers der glad han
mex Tnrsday an dey II cap 1t by putin
der plunks on yer Dose Paste pots's
doln' lot o hollerin' about winnin'
VIII dsy2 tink nit As ne frien' der
profes says dere's many a slip on der
wet grass What dose Paste pots
ought to try deie han's at is furniahin'
tuppliss fer win mills. Dey sin't livin'
In der age when paste goes for dlamon's
Dis Bin't no mueil age" and "Pacer"
instinctlvely lodged and fairly blushed d
as he recovered himself
Say l want ter ask yer a question
Whose der goil what's workin der
eighteenth century organ Of der Paste
pots givin' II out dat she's from der
Secon', dat her names Kathrenia
Oxenheimer. and dats she's sRin' def
Scissors My how cur perslmmons
puckeri Say did youse ever see goll
decorated wid rame like dat what
slings der gilt edge lingo dat wsy2 Der
only time she was ever IN der Sscon' was
when she was goin' over der road an
I'm willin' TO bet on IL. An say what's
der use o'holleiin' about maxim der COILS
pay der diner don't hnow
how It's wild der 400, but der golla from
der Sscln' don't 60 none on dead heads.
aud deyll all have dere dimes resdy.
I'm glad deres none OF dem blokes what
generally works dsre way ia der games
on dere face an dere muscle. goin to
work de gate Tursdsy Dey generally
psys less an has more to say dan der
manager
Bat say. left me fren' Lefty on der
corner tryin' 10 pin a bloke Oh the
Cor bett-Fiz mill an II linger longer
III be dead ture to miss me powder, 90
III DO me sneak Don't yer forget well
all be Wid yer tomorrow. and he was
gone
Umpire Ball snd tis relief. F. Burgette
Short. have arranged a set OF rules 10 bt
sung on the occasion They are writer
IN be fiat and go round, extraordinary
gas meier. aud none worser. The play eI
who kicks will have it amputated with
out ether or neither Players wish
~hiskers who become tangled in the
bases while trying to steal them will be
run In. When man is decided out he
Is out unless the crowd is too up
Ioari,us, and then the umpire's out
The reporter caught making notes on the
grounds will be looked after and II the
notes are good they will be turned into
the treasury. Any player wearing
musoles will bs handicapped No bicy-
oles VIII be allowed In running bases
The pitcher will not be allowed TO attain
a speed Of over six miles an hour and will
not be permitted to heck the sphere
when the thrSe balls ara hure ousrti the
batter. IL the game 10 l.ot concluded by
dark base runners will have to carry
lanterns. Oaly four men will be allowed
10 protest At one time. ard that only 10
whisper. Ia case the right fielder catches
foul ilg behind the bat. It doesn't 10
II tue ball Is knocked over the centre
field fence It Is out-until thrown "a py a
small boy. II a batter knocks the cover
eff the ball. the bali going over the fence
and the cover landing in q baseman's e
hands, the batter cannot run until the
ball is recovered.
There are numerous other rules which
may be published in broncho fern, by
subscription olly To-morrow is the day
that the clans meet aud tragedy and
comedy join hands Lots Of fun, lots Of
really artistic ball playing and no dead
heads, not even among the fair sex or the
profesh You never saw quadruple
play, did your Then attend the game
to morrow.