The Ravalli Republican. [volume] (Stevensville, Mont.) 1894-1899, 1895-10-30
Said hy Other Fellows.


Said by Other Fellows.
Butte cries for smoke consumers.
Helena for water, Billings for free
bridges, and the new woman for
bloomers. People never can be salts
flied. Red Lodge Picket.
A local paper boastfully says that
''no one can obtain divorce in Okla
homa now without good cause"
Good cause means three months res
idencc and cold fcet.-Hclcna Herald.
Isn't about time for another eXhi~
btion Of newspaper enterprise upon
the part Of certain Of our contcm-
poraries? Threc-fourths Of the Ana
conda mining stock yet remains un-
sold.-Inten Mountain.
The editor was dying, but when
the doctor bent over him, placed his
ear to his breast and remarked "poor
man, circulation almost gomez The
dying man rose and cried "You are a
liar, we've got the largest circulation
in the county.-Montanian.
The democratic party promised the
people that things would be cheap if
the rcins' Of the state were placed in
their hands. In this they have kept
their promise. Wheat is less than
SO cents, corn 25 cents and potatoes
not worth digging. -Missouian.
Every day or two the papers chron-
iclc some incident that shows the
new man is becoming rcbellious. In
Chicago one of the discontented hus-
bands declared his supremacy by hit
ting his wife with the mop, which
had been given him to use on the
kitchen floor
\ London newspaper offered a prize
for the best definition Of honeymoon,
and one of the striking answers was,
s''The only time in mans existence
when he doscL't care rap for eX-
penscs;" which leads to the remark
that Cleveland has been running this
government as though it was one
grand. sweet honeymoon.-St> Louis
Star.
!, Grover Cleveland, president OF
these United States OF America, and
proud but disappointed father OF
three girls, do solcmnly proclain
| that ] am still on the fence in nrcgard
to this third term business. Witness
my hand and seal your lips and say
nothing until further ordcrs,-Cin
cinnati Tribune.
While our state exchanges are dis
cussng the possibilities Of the next
political campaign in Montana, ant
;mentioning'' candidates for this OF
that nomination, it is quite in ordcI
to inquire as to the whereabouts O.
| the Hon. Bob Smith. VIII Robcr
sunlcrsault back into the democratic
ranks, or is he still hypnotzcd b,
the populist Svcngali?-Riyer Press
The official record shows that dur
ing President Ilarrison's administra
tion the national debt was reduced
by the sum Of $244, 1926, $50. Since
March lth, 1893, under democratic
management, our national obligations
have been increased in the sum .
$lOG. 467 $3.50. If Mr.. Cleveland j.
given enough time he will doubtlcs
be able to restore the amount 0
debt removed by his predecessor.
a report said last week that 500,
900 pounds Of Montana wool ha(
been bought to export for England
according to the Philadelphia Record
which is very able democratic author
ity While that 500,0 pounds wa
going east, O0,000,000 pounds ar
being imported into the Cnitc'
States. The Record explains VIII
that Montana wool WAS sent to Eng
land. 1t says that the fine Wools 0
America are better for some particu
lar kinds Of cloth than either TIL
Argentine or Australian wools.-
Salt Lake Tribune.
During the past twenty years tn
record Of international trade show
that except on four occasions the an
nual exports Of American product
, largely exceed imports Of forcig
commodities. The United State
sold more than it bought abroad.
, appears from statement just issue
t from the treasury department tina
5 during the nine months preccdin
, Nrt nhnr the ST 0f this veal