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The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1895-02-06

cracked over the head With club week ago
shouldn't git we'll may have some trouble
bout piece O propty l sold that didn't hap
pen to b'long to me an if I'm run in fer keep
in little saloon without license I'd want We
to pull me through all right. Then want We
to knock an 'tachment off my personal prop'ty
an clar me of dhargei6f stealin' horse. an
I'd like to borrow $50 jist ter kind O tide me
over until-what? Ye amt time to take my
case? Blamed if b'leve you've sense enough
to handle little trouble like mine if we had
time. l guess I'll hustle, round an find law
yer that knows his bizness. Detroit Free Press
r. -
He Was Not Ambitious.
'What you sdoing here?" demanded the
park policeman WHO are your
I'm the noblest runr-'un of the MALL re-
piled the red-nosed lounger, with lofty dignity
The Lille i3Iock-Man.
The Little Mock-man on the Stairs
He mocks the lady's horse at
At bi-sckles an things
He mocks the men at rides EN-, too;
An mocks the movers drvn' through,
An hoers Here's the way you do
With them air hitchin strings!'
'Ho! ho"' he'll say
Ole Settlers Day
When they're all jogglin' by
You look like this
He'll say an twis
His mouth an squint his eye,
An tend like he wuZ beat the bass
Drum at both ends-an' toots and blares
Ole dinner horn an puffs his face
The Little Mock-man on the Stairs!
The Little Mock man the Stairs
Mocks all the people all he
AT passes up an down!
He mocks the chickens round the door,
An mocks the girl at scrubs the floor
An mocks the rich an mocks the poor,
An everything in town!
''Ho! ho"' says he,
To you me;
An ef turns an looks
He's all cross-eyed
An mouth all wide
Like giants is, in books
''Ho ho!' he yells; look here at me-"
An rolls his fat eyes roun' an glares-
You look like this" he says says he
The Little Mock-man on the Stairs
The Little Mock
The Little Mock
The Little Mock man the Stairs,
He mocxs the music box an clock,
An roler-sofa an the chairs;
He mOcks his pa an specs he wears;
He mocks the man at picks the pears
An pums an peaches on the shares
He mocks the monkeys an the bears
On picture bills. an rips an tears
EN- bowman mocks it all he cares,
An ever body ever wheres
From James Whtcomb Riley's "Armazindy."
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Plant and Seed Distribution,
$3.15 for &1.85.

The price of oHe of the following plant
pSe Is s sssr subsihpti9Gn
State E,oodreStry Assoelation, 81; one pack
ing procured liberal discounts the whole
Of the above is offered for 81 S. and the 18th
popular work, contai ming 1876 pages of prac-
tical instructione in forestry. Postage pre-;
you are entitled to all the forestry pam
phlets we publish.
No. 1. 40 Norway Pine; No 2, 20 White
Spruce, to inch; No. 3. 50 Arbor Vite 3 to
sin; No. 4, 20 Balsam Fir; No 5, 25 White
No: z, 100 White Ash, to in; No. s. 100. Box
Elders, S to Q in; No, 9, two North Star Cur
rants. 10 to Is in. '-<.. NJ. ss l-
When you order simply mention the pack
age you SELECT as numbered. Acorns Unjust
until SPRING., and Manual will be mailed
Immediately on reception of the money;
dress, d, o, aARRETT
Secretary Forestry Assassination,
BROWNS VALLEY, MINI.
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GREAT NORTHERN RAILWAY.
TICKETS: 300 Nicollet Ave and Union Depot

EASTERN MINNESOTA RAILWAY.
Runs the only fast train from st. Paul through
Union Depots Minneapolis and West Superior to
Duluth without change Of cars. Finest Buffet
Parlor Cars in the West.
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his head, mingled with the enemy and ran
away at the first fire. He could only tell
that there had been battle.
AS to the duration of the battle little Is
known. One Indian told Scout Campbell
that the fight lasted about long as it
takes a hungry Indian to eat his dinner.
and another said that 1t lasted as long as
I. candle would burn about a quarter of an
inch. From this it is inferred that the
struggle lasted about Is minutes And
every man fought. The empty shells from
the carbneS found around the field showed
that every trooper fought fiercely and fol-
lowed his leader. At one part of the field
where Clusters detachment first became
heavily engaged I saw, a hundred yards
across ravine, little white stone telling
where a troopers body had been found. 1t
was far from the other fallen comrades,
and as horribly lonely as all these white
stones seemed this one was sadly so.
II found a body there said Mr.. Camp
bell land it may have been that of a
panic-stricken man trying to get away, but
l suspect that the man was wounded and
that his panic-stricken horse carried him
over there"
HERE LIES THE CORRESPONDENT.
There is no evidence that anybody else
tried to get away Near the high ground
and not far from where the monument
stands, the body of Kellogg, special corre-
spondent of the New York Herald, was
found. He was bravely following the gal
liant Custer and the guide points out the
little wooden slab which marks the spot,
for he died like hero too, in the line Of
his duty.
1t will always be an open question
whether Maj Reno purposely failed Custer
or erred on the side of caution. He knew
that his chief had set out to attack the
foe, and he should have been ready to lend
assistance. 1t is claimed by many that he
might not have heard the firing. 1 do
not think 50. The formation of the hills
would have prevented that. Had Custer
had a couple of pieces of light artillery he
might have notified Reno that the fight
was on, but owing to the bad roads he car
ried no artillery. There was no volley fir
ing, and the Indians did no more shooting
than was necessary, for they didn't want
to kill or wound the horses, which they
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1895-02-06

Now, SIR" said Mr. g. De Lancy Wolverton,
young lawyer, who growing up with
the mighty West, and who about to ex-
perience the joy Of having first client, Just
tell frankly and fully the nature of the
case"
well, it's like this said the long looked
and hoped-for client. I'm having a leetIe
trouble that calls fer legal talent more it does
for shotgun. 1 wouldn't trouble We. In the
first place 1 want ter fight divorce case my
first wife has went and stirred up cause she
says the divorce I got over in Dakoty amt legal
Then want to git divorce papers out agin my
second wife fer runnin' away two weeks ago
with map pedder Then l want We to see
what We kin do to keep my boy Jim O. the
pen fer fastenin on to a bunch o. cattle that
didn't belong to i'm. I want We also to fight a
promissory note brung agin me and to
hustle round an git bail fer me if a Teller I
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1895-02-06

=. BURLINGTON ROUTE
Leaves Union Depot for Chicago, st. Louis
and down river points at $50 q M; arrives
from Chicago at $40 p. daily. Leaves Union
Depot for Chicago and st. Louis, TOO 3. n. A.
yaves from same. s:z5 g. 10. daily.
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Keen Your Papers.

We would suggest to our subscribers
to keep their copies of the REPREsEN-
TATIvE, and have them bound at the
end of the year. They will contain a
mass of facts and statistics that will
be invaluable. Don't waste so good
paper as this.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1895-02-06

Endorsed by Press and Profession.
~
"A very sensible book. After describing the com
mon sex principle in plants and animals the author
enters upon the discussion of conugal love- hered-
ty the use and abuse of the sexual passion, and
for general reading His work Cannot fail to have
good results for his suggestions wise, and the
information he furnishes should be known to ALL"
San Francisco Chronicle.
IA modest, compact scientific exposition, i. j..
based upon the theory that there is ro subject of
greater importance. The innocence that is limo
cent simply because of ignorance is the unsafest
thing in the world, unless it be the virtue that is
virtuous only because it has never been tempted,
or the honesty that is honest from policy only.''
Chicago Times.
"How to teach such truths has been the study Of
many teacher and many parent There is but
one proper way, and that is by plain facts which,
while teaching the truths of science. impress upon
the pupil the grandeur of right living. DR.. Brown
strikes these chords admirably "-/ufey Ocean.
By special arrangement 7fiM the publishers zve
san send this great u0,k to any address, postage
baid yeeeitt ofb,ice.
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II You Want n Kiss,
There's a jolly fresh proverb
That is pretty much like this:
That man is half in heaven
When he has a woman's kiss
But there's danger in delaying,
And the sweetness may forsake it;
So I tell you, bashful lover,
If you want kiss, why, take it.
Never let another fellow
Steal a march on you in thisI
Never let a laughing maiden
See you spelling for kiss.
There's a royal way to kissing,
And the jolly ones who make it
Have a motto that is winning
II you want kiss, why take it.
Any fool may face a cannon,
Anybody wear crown,
But man must win q woman
II he'd have her for his own.
Would you have the golden apple,
You must find the tree and shake it;
II the thing is worth the having,
And you want kiss, why, take it.
Who would burn upon a desert,
With forest smiling by?
Who would give this sunny weather
For black and wintry sky?
Oh, 1 tell you there is magic,
And you cannot, cannot break it:
For the sweetest part of loving
Is to want a kiss and take it.
DIR. Mary Walker, in Boston Globe.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-07-24
Our Duty Toward Sapin and Cuba.

Secretary Olney's first important act
in the State Department was the issue
OF a proclamation warning American
citizens against participating directly
or indirectly in the Cuban revolution.
This proclamation was evoked by the
reports of considerable activity, on the
Florida coast and elsewhere in the
South. in the fitting out of small expe-
ditions in aid of the patriots who are
trying to throw off the Spanish yoke.
The action of the State Department was
Immediately followed by correspond
ing display of energy in the Naval De
partment, and Secretary Herbert forth
with dispatched vessel to patrol the
Florida coast. We are not at war with
Spain; and it becomes the duty of our
government under the we'll known rules
of International law, no less than our
express treaty obligations, to exercise
a reasonable diligence in order to pre-
vent the use of our territory as a base
of operations by persons engaged in
hostilities against the Spanish Govern.
ment. 1t must be rememb bered, how
ever, that having duly abstained from
overt acts, we can not be prevented
from entertaining the most lively sym.
pathy for the Cubans. Nor is our Gov.
ernment under obligation to incur any
great or unreasonable expense in order
to help Spain hold in subjection an
American community which ought to
have its freedom. The moral aspects
OF this case do not resemble in the
faintest degree those of England's 3 con.
duct toward this country during the
civil war. Cuba is in America, not in
Europe. We In the United States are
the hepurchasers of Cuba's entire exports.
Cuba's connection with Spain has only
been maintained by repression and mil.
itary force. Whenever the Cubans will
have formed a provisional government
which can show that it has the support
of the people of the island and that it
is in tolerably complete control of the
local situation, it will be the duty of
our Government to recognize Cuban in
dependence, no matter how loudly
Spain may bluster and protest. We do
not believe that Mr.. Olney and Presi.
dent Cleveland hold any other than
the sound and clear American view of
the situation. They must use all rea.
sonable endeavor to prevent the depar-
ture OF a!ibustering expeditions from
our coast. They may with perfect pro.
priety feel an ardent hope that Cuba
will win her independence, but they
could not express any such hope with
out giving offense to q power with
which we are ON friendly relations
From "The Progress OF the World - in
the July Review of Reviews.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-07-24

prevent their receiving such injuries;
but l know the strongest Governments
are hardly able to restrain the disorder
ly people who are generally on the
frontiers. from excesses of various
kinds, and possibly yours has not as
yet acquired sufficient strength for that
purpose. 1t may be we'll, however, to
acquaint those encroachers, that the
Congress will not justify them in the
breach of solemn treaty and that,
II they bring upon themselves an
Indian war, they will not be supported
in it. l will endeavor to inform my
self more perfectly of your affairs by
enquiry, and searching the records of
Congress; and il anything should oc-
cur to me, that l think may be useful
to you, you shall hear from me there
upon. l conclude with repeating my
wish, that you may amicably settle
your difference with North Carolina.
The Inconvenience to your people, at
tending so remote seat of Government,
and the difficulty to that Government t
in ruling we'll 80 remote people,
would, ! think, be powerful induce
ments to it to accede to any fair and
reasonable propositions 1t may receive
from you, if the cession act had now
passed
The Governor, in all these communi-
cations, might plainly see, both real
lied and personified, the fable of the
hare and many friends. But he had q
persevering temper, and NO idea of re.
ceding had as yet entered his mind. He
wrote the Governor of Georgia, by Mai.
Elholm, and on the Goth July, in coun-
Gil it was ordered, upon consideration
of his letter of the Goth of June, that
the board entertained high sense of
the friendly intentions of the people of
Frankland, and wished to continue the
correspondence between the Hon. John
Sewer, Esquire, and that State; and
ordered that this letter be laid before
the legislature. On the 7th OF August,
they used more perspicuity, and or.
dered an express to b, sent to the
Hon. John Sewer. Esquire, informing
him of the present situation of this
State with the Indians, and that he be
requested by his Honor the Governor,
to take such measures as may be con-
ducive 10 the safety of both people.
Continued next week.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-07-24
Just WHAT'S Needed

exclaims thousands of people who have
taken Hoods Sarsaparilla at this sea
son Of the year, and who have noted
the success of the medicine in giving
the relief from that tired feeling, wan.
ing appetite and state of extreme ex-
haustion after the close confinement of
long winter season, the busy time at.
tendant upon large and pressing bust.
ness during the spring months and with
vacation time yet some weeks distant.
1t is then that the building up powers
of Hoods Sarsaparilla are fully ap-
preciated. 1t seems perfectly adapted
to overcome that prostration caused by
change OF season, climate or life, and
while it tones and sustains the system,
it purifies and vitalizes the blood.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-07-24

Briggs-The General is over seventy,
and his fiance is only twenty, SO found
it rather awkward in congratulating
him. Griggs-Oh, yes; told him that
If she ever became q widow would
try to make it pleasant for her.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-07-24

Young Husband-You never suggest
an economic idea. Young wife-Yes,
l do. l suggested that we should buy a
pug to eat the scraps we throw away,
and you laugh st me.-Puck.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-07-24

In the Fog-Driver of bus, to con-
ductors, whom he has called up-Jim,
tn OIL gent behind's just fell hoff. +"
Conductor-All right, Bill. 'E's paid
lis fare.-Tit Bits.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-07-24
ITCHING SKIN
Cuticura Remedies

A warm bath with CUTiCURA
SOAP. and a single application of
CUTlCURA, the great skin cure.
will afford instant reliei, permit rest
and sleep, and point to a speedy,
economical, and permanent cure O
the most distressing of itching, burn
ing, bleeding, scaly, and crusted skin
and scalp diseases, after physicians,
hospitals, and all other methods fail.
CUTICURA WORKS WONDERS, and
its cures Of torturing, disfguring,
humiliating humors are the most
wonderful ever recorded in this or
any age.
CurieuRA REMEDIES are sold throughout the world
Price, CyricuRA, Soc; SOAR, 2sc.; REsoLvrNr, SI.
POTTER DRrG AND CHEM. Corr, Sole Props, lostF n.
"An about the Blood Skin, Scalp, and Hair" fres.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-07-24

Jasper-Curry is the architect of his
own fortune is he not? Jumpuppe-
Yes; and when he built it he did not
provide it with any exist.-Puck
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-07-24
Are You Made

miserable by indigestion, constipation,
dizziness, loss of appetite, yellow skin?
Shiloh g Vitalizer is positive cure.
For sale by Mathes & Patton.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-07-24
Captain Sweeney, Il. $. A..

San Diego, CAL, says: "Shiloh's
Catarrh Cure is the first medicine l
have ever found that would do me any
good. Price SOC. at Mathes & Patton,
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-07-24

When you are talking with your girl
at the telephone it is needless for you to
smile, as she can not possibly see it,
Boston Courier.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-07-24
Pills DO Not Cure.

Pills do not cure consumption. They
only aggravate. Karl's Clover Root
Tea gives perfect regularity of the
bowels. For sale by Mathes & Patton.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-07-24
A Baby'sI,ife Saved

my baby had Group and was saved
by Shiloh's Cure" writes Mrs. ]. b.
Martin, of Huntsville, Ala. For sale
by Mathes & Patton.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-07-24
Nerves on Edge.

l was nervous, tired, irritable and
cross. Karls Glover Root Tea made
me well and happy. For sale by
Mathes & Patton.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-07-24

DR.. Prices Cream Baking Powder
Worlds Fair Highest Award,
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-07-24

DR.. Prices Cream Baking Powder
Awarded Gold Medal Midwinter Fair, San Francisco.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1895-07-24

DIR. Prices Cream Baking Powder
Worlds fsir Highest Medal and Diploma.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1895-03-27
News Note o.

For SINE time the eight hour
movement has been making great
progress among Russian manufac-
turers, and several firms have Just es-
tablished the system in their fac
tories and workshops without max.
ing any reduction in wages.
In consequence OF represent atious
made by the British ambassador, the
porte has sent instructions to the
Governor OF Beyrout to cancel the
new regulation prohibiting travellers
going into the interior without a
special permit from Constantinople.
Bagdad has lost noted Persian
by the death of Nova Hassau Shi-
razi, head Of the Shah clergy, who
at the end OF 1891 interdcted the
use OF tobacco step which result
ed in the withdrawal of the tobacco
monopoly at the beginning of the
following year.
| During the recent severe frost in
Glasgow an aged clergyman with
cold church and very small con-
| gregation touched a chord in every
heart by praying with great frank.
ness and spontaneity: 80 Lord, il
we had studied our own comfort, we
would not have been here this morn-
ing"
A prize of $1,000, open to the
world, is offered by the Societe
Technique de l'Induslrie du Gaz, of
France, to the inventor OF an mean
descent burner showing marked su-
periority. Prizes amounting to $1,000
are also offered for the best papers
on subjects relating to the industry,
such as the handling Of coal, coke,
etc.
The British Government has de-
cided not to publish declaration
OF neutrality in regard TO the war
between France and Madagascar.
French gunboats and munitions OF
war will therefore be conveyed to
the island in British transports, &C.
cordinR to contract recently made
by the French Government with an
English firm.
English journals are circulating
the IOllOWlnS story ABOUT MI. ana
Mrs. Gladstone at Cannes: They
were sitting near the pulpit, but
when the sermon began Mr.. Glad
stone turned to his wife and said
irritably, ~ can't hearI "Never
mind, my DEAR" she replied in a
whisper loud enough to reach the
pulpit, "never mind; go to sleep. 1t
will do you more goodw
Lager beer is ousting English ale
aud stout from the markets OF the
world. Five years ago British
brewers exported 599, 900 barrels, but
since then an unusual decrease has
been recorded, aud the last figures
stood at 4l2 26l barrels. On the
other hand, German AMI Austrian
brewers are gaining in prosperity an
nually and are increasing their ex-
ports enormously every year. The
last report shows that German e1.
ports HAYS reached 100000 gallons
per annum.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1895-03-27
Milk.

The business OF the country is
settling into its former groove. Our
gentlemanly driver has returned
from his vacation, the cows in the
pasture switch flies instead OF bull
lets with their tails and the cream is
richer in consequence. We believe
we have satisfied every one OF our
customers who have taken milk from
US and we are in position to sup
ply great many more. The people
who from choice or necessity visited
Waialae during the past two weeks
have had an opportunity to see Just
what sort Of diet our stock feeds
upon, and no longer wonder at the
richness OF the milk from our dairy
Our facilities for delivery are the
best. With the exception OF day
or two early in the late unpleasant
ness our drivers have always been
on time at our customers residences.
We take this opportunity to thank
those who have been patient with US
and to solicit a continuance OF their
patronage. We will be pleased to
fill all orders telephoned to us and
guarantee all milk to be pure and
free from adulteration.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1895-03-27
Coliax, Indiana.

We herewith present above an excel
lent likeness of little Zola Buscr, the
six year old daughter of Mrs. Ollie
Buser, a millincr well known by the
residents of Colfax, Indiana, and sur
rounding towns. The child was afllict-
ed with iritis and was treated without
avail. Finally, a noted physician ad-
yised Hoods Sarsaparilla and good
health now rcigns supreme. Read
the following letter:
"Colfax, Ind, Aug. 10, 1894.
&c. I. Hood g. Co., Lowell, Mass:
"Gentlemen:-As an act OF justice and
for the benefit Of other mothers who, like
myself, may have afflicted children,
write you this letter. About the first OF
February, 1892, my daughter 2oia, then
three years old, contracted sore eyes Of
the worst form and in few weeks
Was Entirely c;lnd
being unable to tolerate light of aaY Kind.
was almost crazy and hcartb-n!;c1. had
the best eye specialist In the city Of Frar!;-
fort, our county town. Re .rcG.Cc her
for some four month";, but the cyca ID
not improve, in fact they became worse.
My friends advised ne to take ;hs ch.l,.
to indianapolis, aud though ! felt as
though could not well afford the time
and money, as / have to make my own
living by my personal labor, conclud-
ed to make another effort to save my
daughters sight, II 1t landed me in the
poorhouse. Therefore took my child 10
the best eye specialist in that city. He
examined her eyes and said that he could
do nothing for her. came away with a
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1895-03-27
A Great Battle

Is continually going on in the hui
man system. The demon OF impure
blood strives to gain victory over
the constitution, to ruin health, to
drag victims to the grave. Hoods
Sarsaparilla is the weapon with
which to defend ones self, drive the
desperate enemy from the field, and
restore bodily health for many years.
Hoods Pills cure nausea, sickness,
indigestion and biliousness. Csc.