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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-04-11
II. ESzENRoTH u CROWLEY
ENZENROTH &CROWLEY

Builders X Contractors.
Successors 10 John Charles. Shop on High
Street, Mineral Point. in the old stand
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-04-11

EOR SALE-One three year old bull, =
Il Gurnsey and II Jersey, He Is Choic"
animal and can be bought cheap nj present.
Invuirc of L. W. Dave,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-04-11

Dull FOR SALE year old, II good
ID grade GODFREY SPRINGER
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-04-11
SAlTSA(iES.

w give special attention To this
branch vi the business, and make
the best W s.tusageS,
Free delivery to all parts of the
city. ! GORGEN i CO.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-04-11

NOR SALE-Fifty tons of good timothy
Il and clover hay now stored in barn ON
my farm, VIII sell forsS per ton.
W. I. JACKSON.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1895-04-11

NOR SALE-A thorough bred Short Horn
Il bull, > years past. Inquire of George
Plank.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08
TELEGRdPHIC NOTES.

Cleveland Dec. 7-Ceorge r. Warden. Director OF
Charities ard a member Of the Mayors cabinet.
was thrown from a carriage In runs way TINS
morning and seriously. perhaps fatally injured his
lef- arm, was broken his shoulder BLADE disocated
and deep cash cut In his head lie was picked up
in an unconscious condition.
Chicago Dec Fire early This morning de
s;royed part OF the extensive soap manulaciory OF
lanes = Nrh * CO.. at go North Nater-st Inc
foal loss IL estimated by Mr.. Klrk at $4,000 The
principal los, Coco. l. machinery, and the re-
fna!nder other contents and the building IN"
loss Is covered 10y Insurance
Ossawatomie kan Dec. 7-Bucyrus small sta
ton thrty-nine miles south OF Kansas cry on the
Missouri Pacific. was the scene OF bold attempt
al highway robbery last night W \. Gilham the
agent was preparing 10 close for the day when Two
masked men suddenly appeared. and With crawn
guns demanded that Ciiihsm hold up MS hands and
give over such money as was ~ his possession.
Gillian grabbed lis pistol. but before he coud use
IL tine highwayman shot. striking Gilman IA the
lungs, and escaped A posse 10 seeking the robpsTD.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

3i-ave. 5. I3.ll IT n Of I0aih-st 25xS3: James p
Heatins and James NJ Fitzslmona and wife to
feteT CasFidy ........... Observation-Disclosures.
7'l st. n s. 100 II Of avenue A. 2lxl02 >: Caro-
ine Calm and husband TO William Herbert and
wife OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. Observation-Disclosures.
broadway. No GOl: LeorolI Kaufman and wife
TO Jonas Well and gnoihcr. ......... ............
ifocinc-St. corner OF I.cvis-st, 2.Xt0 Joseph
Adler and wife 10 Anne Greonberg. .............
bowling SIN. " =, 63.2 Ii = Of Water-st
2'.N2i Do lN:i7; Hugh Martin and wife to Dan
lei ! Dcwdney. ...........
Division-st n 100 II Of Clln,on-st. ok irrogu-
lar. Augusta Goodman. ct al. by Augusta Good
man. guardian to Celia /ekiDd .........-.....
Sherin-s:. No 81; Josiah Adler and wife 20 Annie
Circenherg Observation-Disclosures. .............
Ridre-ave. centre line 1925 II n Of centre line
2cith-st u.Ixl30; William Zimmerman and
wife TO Maria \ Jaeger .......... ........-. 800.
RaSe-ave. centre line. 1901 II Of centre line
215th-st. ll.lx1s0: Maria a Jaeger TO Adam
Gucrdan ......-... -....
Rldgo-ave. centre line 4cO1 II n Of centre line Of
lam Zimmerman. ........... 49,. ...-...--
Ridce-ave centre line 4Gl 3 n n OF 205th-st. Dix
100 same to Adam Guerdan -.-.. =. ..-.-....
Naientine-ave. :. 1909 II Of Trayers-si
ing. Loan and Savings Institution ..............
Rdge-aye centre line 1901 II n Of 2Ojth-st
2G lxl4 5Xi30; Adam Guerdan to Catherine
l2th-sl $ 5, lot 1919. map Of Wakefield, c5xl77
Daniel Owen John Davidson. .............
1S5th-st. n ;. lOl II W of WashinGtOn-ave. JoN
100; George Dennerlein and wife To Cecilia I
lanplne OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
Washington-ave II W 5. 3s3 II Of sth-st So
X15 Margaret Boyd TO John 7 Condor .....
90 9v50x904 Alfred sieEman 10 Sarah Bauveli
Tremont-aye evidenced 1903 II NJ old COST
dorp-ave. %. 5x7s 6x25.5x79.j; John J Nolan to
Allce ! Noidn.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08
AZ ,vsrDAycr MAN sHOOTs HIMSELF.

St Louis. Dec Carl Ringe, aged forty years,
OF M 1427 Carr-st was found lying in pool oil
blood with a bullet in his brain within Dioch o.
his residence AT l o'clock TINS rhor"'Iis' . -
revolver Win one chamber empty WAS found on the
sidewalk beside him His jeweiry ana consdera-
bic amount of money were untouched ana the APP
pearance Of the body indicated an aitemp, al SUI
eide The wounded man was taken 10 tne hosP,ta,,
,nT ~ ne h',etnien there pronounced his recovery
hopeless R.nge was one OF the mos proIn me
Insurance ire In the city. lie was Bfhg,rai niaa.
ager here to~ Inc Traveller Accident r. @ r
Comm and had 81 ciee n me Ot ~ er %
Eobo & R,nge. with an office at NO. -o Sof'H
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08
10 BE TREASURER or THE ANER CAN boAhD

Boston. Dec 7-Athough no formal action mas
vet besn taken either in the tender the accept
ance OF the position it seems to be virtually se'eu
that Henry H. Cobb. Mayor-eleet OF the cly OF
Newton and or the banking house OF Brewster
Cobb & Esterbrook, will soon assume the once u
treasurer OF the American Board o. Commissioners
FOR Foreign Missions made vacant by the recent
death n, Ianedon ( Ward. Mr.. Cobb has already
perfected arrangements for retiring from acuve
Connection with his irm although ms hhahclei ~
teres will remain there. MI ODD ma a. 80 81
years been actively connected win the hnaiceS "
The Board and at the last annual meeuns "as az
pointed on the special committee 70 Pea'e0 Lii
ures for removing the debt OF the Boafu NJ W.
bring to his position repuHi'ionI, ~, Tr1e,T
ability that will greatly encourage al lHe II. et
and supporters Of this great missionary o's''i'~'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08
CONGREGATIONAL.
An EXPIRE COMMISSIONER STRICKEN.

JOHN J. BLAIR ATTACKED by HEART FAILURE
LITTLE HOPE OF HIS RECOVERY.
Ex-Fire Commissioner John J. Blair at present
superyising engineer in the Department or CharlteS
and Correction while looking after some WORK at
Wards Island Friday afternoon, was ATTACKED py
heart failure and fell senseless 10 the siou"u ne
US carried into the nnaic asylum. and is reported
10 be in a critical condition His family were sent
for and they were with him Friday night. hls
phvacians have little hope Of recovery. ,,. -,
Nr B,alr was one Of the Fire Commissioner IN
the time OF the old Volunteer Fire Department was
tens and was connected with big SIX IN the
DAYS when Tweed was treasurer OF that engine VDiI-
pany. He is OF the .eadinS oIiceIs u '"' 0'''
Firemens Association 49,. ~ o-o
Mr. Blair was removed to his home, AT no. ~
East Broadway, yesterday afternoon ne mas 81"
proved somewhat but is stu very weak
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08

The following plans for buildings and alterations
were filed with the Building Department:
New buildings:
Bristow- ST ~ s. 215 II Of Jenningsst. by Mrs
NJ t r si and 0 Iasepoent frame dwelling $4,000
(;r.rd-aVe. IT g OF 2d-st (WOodlawnI. by
Gotteb Stubcr. lessee. Woodlawn Cemetery 40
owners a two-story frame Office loo
Manhattan-ave and 1O2d-st. corner, by Jacob
I1f i Par.ay la r six nyestory brick hats 100 900
Water-st Nos 49, and 459. by r Cole, OF 20S 49,
broadway. two, one-story frame sheds lo
s. Nicholas-ave, No 1876. and No iOl % 400 West
st for Sg M f9lrstor Brick dwellings 5000
Alterations
Meroer-st. Nos 40 and 81, by Alexander Roux
Of l22 West 93d-s five and SIX story DITCH ,no
saesrOOm and stores wv
Ionrwood-ave. 30 II e OF Barry-st, by Eliz-
abeih Spath. Of Longwood-ave. to t"o-stoiy coo
frame dwelling W."
9.h-ave No 5l4. by the Collegiate Reformed
Protestant Dutch Church. 113 Fulton-st 10 ,oo
twtsstory brick church and Sunday scnool.-..' 4V'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08
. COUNT OFFICIALS ACCOUNTS SNORT.

Kingston, \. y. Dec (Specalj.A surprise was
caused at Of the final sessions Of the Ulster
County Board OF Supervisors here to-day BY the
discovery OF d shortage in the accounts Of John H.
winfield late Democratic Superintendent Of tho
County Poor, amounting. IL is said, to over &.cJD
Mr. Winfield was Supervisor for several terms
He was replaced as superintendent 81 tho POOR
wear ago by a Republican. Since then he was
nroprietor OF the Hotel Brunswick in this city until
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08
RECORDED MORTGAGES.

Bubel Casner to Annie Muvhnl i46th st.
Z lot ?36 map village OF Mott Haven. 3 years
Bruck. Helena v to HulGa Witiner, Q Avenue
Brown Lavnia. to sherman W Knevals. II W
Catharine-st y lot 800. and u OF lot
o9i map Of Washil stonville. year. ........-..
Condor John Z. to John BussnG. n : Washing
ton-ave. 3s.3 # OF sth-st year,. -.
Calm. Caroline. TO MagGalsna Herbert. 5 bsth-s
- q O Of 2d-ave. years ............ go.
Kaufman. Leopold. and wife 10 william K Rose
No col Broadway. > years ............... ......
Kalmowitz Isaac. and wife to Abraham stern
and another. executors No 10 Norfoik-si. :cars
I.agcett William H. TO James l. Wells. as trustee,
W NanderbIlt-ave lot Co. map Upper Nor
rsania Years s,.;-.
Bank Hall Place. 4O3.@ n Of l6Ith-si. !
year :,
St 300 II @ Of llth-ave . years. .........-...-.
Stacey Henry y. and wife to Edward + Brown
ing No 4l3 to 42l West 3lst-st. years. .......
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08
TIE OVERDUE STEAMER Go&SEDD ~ pOR1

San Francisco Dec. IA Merchants Exchange
dispatch from Port Townsend says that the long
overdue British steamer Gorsedd arrived there
from Singapore this morning
Thirty per cent reinsurance was paid yesterday
nj, the Occidental and Oriental Company's steamer
Fvansdale which left here November q for Hong
Kong Via Yokohama. she is about ten days
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08
A RUNA WAY arr IOUND.

John wilson a resident OF jersey City, entered a
COMPLAINT against his daughter. Marian Wilson.
yesterday at Police Headquarters at Sthpleton'
staten Island. alleging that she had run away from
her home He said she was In bad company n; CHI
ton and asked that she be arrested and committed
10 an institution.
Policeman George Wilson Sc, ont on the case and
found the giu She sa!d she wanted 10 20 70 the
home OF Der uncle 10 get her clothing. His name
Is Peter King. and he lives In Bay-st. When the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08

girl got into the house King took an iron pot and
III. pistol ana after a struggle handcured k.ns.
King and tine girl then aiken 10 court Inc
latter was sent 70 the WetTsors Home IN New
York ard the uncle was discharged with a lecture.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08
Conntrn proprrln for Sale.


Ny PERSON home al less than cost can ar
"A range with undersigned easy terms to buy any
roroty which taken in at foreclosure sale being
connected with mortgage company which Is from
time =, time comueird properties IN south
E,ooElyn Staten Island the wJersey towns ana IN
Mestrhester COUNTY
Now hand five properties which can be bought
with monthly instalfn-nt
gage al less than Of the buildings thereon send
"o'O ""''0 '0 CHEAP HOME. Tribune Once
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08

BUSINESS AT THE EXCHANGES.

bUHINISS AT TIE EXCHANGES.
Richard NJ. Montgomery has sold for David Wof
blshop No. 49, Madison-ave.. 25xs0 to NJ. ~ Forney
for about $SOcGO
Martin Bro have bought OF Jacob Rothschild
Fifth-ave
ne sa es at private contract for the week ondirs
b'eeihDet amounted TO about s2O00000 as COM
pared with the corresponding week OF 1894 of S.
ne auction sales amounted to s774.S0s COM
pared with the corresponding week Of 1894 OF s32S-
40 IN brooklyn the auction sales amounted to sls
w, as compared with the corresponding week OF
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08

Fourth-st HIS wife give reason for his
ACT She stated that they lived happily. and that
he was in comfortable financial circumstances.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08
Gin 1Jrcpfrtn Go Get


7TTH-ST.-To let. unfurnished. strictly
y private family. this small house. contains many
,oon,s Handsomely decorated. and Wei
plumbed without permit. Immediate possession.
'''' 6 W. BASHFORD Al Wall -.
r.ST sgTH.ST CORNER LEXINGTON-AVE.-
Ii4 TO let unfurnished this roomy house. with Nkht
and air sides. close 10 elevated station cable
fine order; rent. onIy S!VDO seen
without permit, immediate possession am broke go
G. W. BASHFORD, II Wall s..
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08
1rnanrial
1]lanos.
Winier Resorts.
THE ELLIOTT, LAKEWOOD, N. j.

l-Trel-llnss famly Hotel. B'auiIiuIIY situated ana
Handsomely Furnished Special rates for The HOLIDAYS
H. : THOMAS. Lessee and Manager formeriy OF the
Lakewood Hotel
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08
Go Get fer Bnsincos 1Jnrpscs
NETWORK COMMERCIAL BUILDINGS,
Broadway, Washington,
Waverley Place and Mercer Street.
Offices TO Let.
AppIy to
Randolph Guggenheimer,
On Premises. owner.

LOWER RENTS.-BUILDINGs. STORES LOFTS
"A and officer let Chambers Spruce Hickman
Fulton. John Maiden lane bcy BARCLAY Park place
Park .ov. Nassau Wii.m Gold GIN Pearl Water and
other rutland & WHITING. 5 Beck
n.Ln-.t
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08
Brsinrss Opportunities.

BrsinrsS Opportunities.
WANT PARTIES with from i've to ten thousand dol
j 10 Join building contracts 2ith Ward
morev every six ndYtlR with prOnt - per
OPPORTUNITY. 9i3 COuubus-avr
S~-0 F,CfI-s"1o cash. la.arce mortgage monthly
(CO ms ailments is GtF-st. ard Je one ave
worth Sl.2,J. sell, AGENTS commission So lot
Plot 81 lots No corners Jeronlr-avc sD0NO. 81 900
cash. MRS. LAWRENCE. owner 40 West aSth.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08
CONGREGATIONAL.

Broadway Tabernacle. Broadway and Thirty.
.ourth-s;.. the Rev. Or. II. A. Stmson. pastor
Seating capacity 100; standing room, 800; total
so. -
Central Church. the Rev. DR. William Lloyd
pss1or-Seating capacity. 1900 standing room, 800
total. 1870
Pilgrim Church. Madison-ave. and One-hundred
ard-twenty- the Rev Dr. s. II. Virgin. pas
to--Sestlng capacity 500; standing room, 30; total
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08

ave the Rev. DR.. Il. S Macarthur; pastor.Seat-
as capacity LOO; standing room, $50 total, 225o
Wadison-ave. the Rev. Dr. J. T. Beckley. pastor
SEATING cal aciy. 800; standing room. POO; total,
LOO -
Mount Morris Church. Ffth-ave. and One-hun-
ired-and-twenty -siXth-st.. the Rev. DR. W. c. Bit
ing pastor-seating capacity, 500; standing room,
NJ. total 1000.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08
METHODIST EPIsrOPAL

-7anroo Place w..h double galleries-Seat ting ca
~, ell. standing room. 2gl. total. 700.
E-s.rand Ayenue-seatns capacity, l'-VO; stahu-
E. Iott.. re- lford-ave and Uison-st., the Rev.
.~ j. W Johnston. pasior-Seatins capacity l'lVo;
scr, 5i~.- room 5)) total, lieV.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08

The Temple. Third-aye. and scAermerh.orn-st',
the Rev DR. Cortland Meyers. pastor .Sea'lhe "a
racltv 200. standing room. 800; total 800 49,
Marcy Avenue. Marcy ana Putnam ayes. in, me
Rev Dr " C. p RAoades, pastoI-Seauhs capacl'y'
100. standing room. 80; total, NV ...o 81.
Emanuel St James Place and lafayette-ave.' mo
Rev DR.. John Humpstone pastor; sea 'IHs cdpA0-
ity 900: standing room. $50; total, 1850
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08

OANS-Six per cent stalmcnt-MortSase
4 - - loan TO buy or build houses. take Up
mortgages on property within fifty miles OF Nt"-A"h
Ctf, EASY PAYMENTS. Tribune Office
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08
ROMAN CATHOLIC.
PROTESTANT EPISCOPAL.

So. Ann's. Clinton and Livingston sts. the R .,S
: Alison rectOr-Seating capacity, LOU;
s---f .- room. 25); total l7So. ~,
Luke's. Clinton-ave near Futon-si, the Key Key
riding room. 200; total, 100 ~
-aurA o. the Messiah Glermont and greene "1nt,
..-,-.t, 30. standing room, l50 total. l.'o0
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-08
PRESBYTERIAN.

LAFAYETTE Avenue. Lafayette-ave. and South OK
? ri-st The Rev Dr. Gregg. pasior-aeatihg ca
raci.r ello. standing room. 200; total, Z-o -,
First Church. Herry-st:; near Joraeroh In'
Rev ~ g. Cu,hbert Hall pastor-Seaths ca
paclty. 1900. standing ROOM 200; totai, l,4yl ~
rnroop Avenue. Throop and Wi.ouehpy, aVes'
che Rev Or. Lewis Ray FOOte, pastor seating ca
pactv. lloJ standing room 800; total l4VA
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14
A GIgantic Wind.

Restful Reagan-Say, that Happy
Hogan's got der intelleck, l tell yer
wotl
Saturated Sam-Wot's e bin doing
now?
Restful Reagan-He wos Robin a
beehive and his hand got stung an
swelled: an he lays down an hollers
he's snake-bit, and den lin an unc-
tuous Whisper crowd o jays come
runnin' and made i'm drink quart o.
WhiSky-puck
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14

One of the most reill.s'
names Il that Of the Rev y.
of Springfield. Mass, who
~ declined a call from
this city. II spells the sam {
as forward. In It's slmP
form. without shading, e.
the same from right to !.
left to right. so that ~
mirror. or held up betWs
and the light and read
paper, or SGT MP In a prlp ~
ing stick. the name
when read In the ustiai w
die letter can be halyeo
NJ any single point Of con nv
point is the middle Of tus
only lengtfwIse but peir
Thus the middle letter I,A
perfectly as the Jolnlhs
name were printed onss .. h
and once perpendlcula,lin, n
OF o cross. The Rev. ". ~ y
good man and an aDle M \
he possesses by far W.
ful OF pallndro'
sun
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14
CIrcumstMncen.

Magistrate-The officer says that you
Were drunk last night and fell down
in the street, Can you explain that
little matter?
Prisoner with dignity)-The cause
of my fall, your honor. was not at
tributable to liquor. but to circum-
stances over which l had no control.
Magistrate Gin surprisel-What cir
cumstances do YOU allude to?
Prisoner (sadly)-My legs. your hon
or.-Tit-Bits.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14
saddeninE.

"It's terrible ter read about de
trouble dat's in his world" said Plod-
ding Pete.
Oats right" replied Meandering
Mike. Il don't know when | was
more melancholy dan wuz dis morn'g
when | cast my eyes over a news.
paper. l jest had ter lay de paper
down widout finishin, de chapter"
''Wot WIZ We readin' erboutT''
'Wanted-Male Help Washing
ton Star.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14

your wife wants to sell that prize
midget canine you bought herr
Winks-Yes, she does.
"Why. that dog is noted, It's the
smallest dog in the city
THAT'S the trouble. It's so small
she keeps installing II for mouse -
New York Weekly.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14
The pi.agreeabIe Man.

Hark, an infant walled!
The princess awoke.
She spoke:
"What is wrong with his heirshipr
His royal highness laughed.
"Airship! Ha! ha! Why, squalls OF
coursem
They took time about walking the
floor with the little prince, but their
lord AMI lady ships did not speak as
they passed in the night.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14
Considerate.

The Dark HOrse-Oh. come on Spav-
ms What are You standing there for?
Break away and let's take little can
ter through the village together.
The Light What! Spoil the
delusion of this boy? This is more fun
that I've had for some time. The lit
tie cuss actually thinks he's holding
me.-BrOOklyn Life.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14
A Perfect Analogy.

what is the matter, old fellow. you
look worriedT'
Well, amin being dunned up
hill and down dale by my Internal
creditors"
''Oh, you owe a large sum of money
them
No; but great many small sums
and debts are like children-the small
er they are the more bother they are"
Texas Strings.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14
UnnunpectInr Innnncnce-

Hotel Clerk (suspiciouslyJ-Your bun
lie has come apart. May I ask what
that queer thing Is?
Guest-That is a new patent fire es-
cape. ! always carry It. so in case Of
fire | can let myself down from the
hotel window. See?
Clerk (thOughtfullyJ-I see. Our
terms for guests with fire escapes. sir.
are Invariably cash in advance.
York Dispatch.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14
A spendthrIft.

How long have you been a Pullman
porter" said the kindly gentleman.
1.-TWO yeah, sab"
"And still working"
'Yaas, indeed"
Dear me. How improvident you
must have been. detroit Free Press,
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14
why DIdn't Her

Young America-Dld Thomas .Iefrer.
son write all Of the Declaration him.
self?
Patriotic Parent-Yes, my son be
wrote every word Of 1t with his own
pen.
Young America-Why didn't no bIra
a stenographer and typewriter?
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14
He Knew All Right.

Teacher-DO you know what pedi-
gree means, Bobby?
BObby-Yes, sir II means your
father, your grandfather, great-grand-
father, great-great-grandfa your
mother, your grandmother. great
grandmother. great-great-grandm
er, your cousin, your first cousin. Sec
ond cousin. third cousin
Teacher-That's enough, Bobby; |
guess you know all right.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14

Discreet Friend (confidentIally,-
Why, Susie, I'm surprised that you
should come all this distance with
Tom Turpin alone and. no chaperon.
Susie-Oh, that's Ill right, our chan.
erOn will be here in a few minutes
You know she's rather stout. and Tom
Is such scorcher.-Brookly Life
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14
Change OF style.

Clerk-You will need twelve yards
for bathing suit. miss.
Fair Customer-G Why last
year it only took three.
Clerk know, but this year they
are wearing them with puffed sleeves
Brooklyn Eagle.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14
Heading Him on.

Guset-By Jove, I've eaten such a
hearty dinner that guess I'll have to
go upstairs and sleep it off.
Hotel Clerk-In that case we'll have
to charge you with a meal taken to
your roOm-Life.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14
Tbwarted AmbI,,or

Spencer ION cable carl wopdor
happy? 'o uh-
Ferguson-That old gentleman tboro
has ridden standing all the wav "I M
from the Battery. and he basn,t ho w.
able to jerk him off his feet once ''eN
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14

Lawyer-I'm very sorry. did the
best ! could
C0nylet-Well, good behavior win
bring the sentence down to about two
years and half, and afterward IN
never be in danger Of having to serve
on jury.-Truth.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14
Ready 70 pateh rp TheIr WOO.

Yes" sighed the Hammock. regret.
fully. lit was my fault that those
sweet young people fell out"
Never mind rejoined the Bicycle
Built for Two, with a merry LITTLE
twinkle In its nlckelplated spokes. II
shall see to It that they are much
thrown together detroit Tribune
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14
A Lamentation Of Length.

MY grief is without measurer'
1t was the indignant wife who
spoke
when | gave him an inch he took
an ell. He went into her yard to me.
tire and now he foOts all her bills"
She examined her finger nails.
But she shall not have him fur
long!
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-09-14

Ministerial Tourist lsolemnlyl-My
friend. have you. in your sinful and
ungodly life. ever enjoyed unalloyed
happiness?
Alkali Ike-Looky yere. stranger. Do
you reckon I've lived In Oklahoma all
these years and never participated IN
a lynchin' bee?