Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-11-13
AZ INNOCENT PARSON.
HIS ATTEMPT TO DESCRIBE A RAM
FIGHT M RING vERNAcULAR.

The Bride ventured Suggestion which
Caught om-The Preacher Didn't Fully
Succeed In Appearing UnsophisticAted-
The Little RAMS Ring Tactics.
A preacher told this story At a we'd
ding supper on the South Side the other
evening:
81 was riding along country road
near Bloomington, be said, when /
noticed group If sheep in pasture
There was large open space in the
midst of the flock, and at either end Of
the space stood a ram. In the center,
but standing little at one side. was a
third ram. The two rams had evidently
had falling ont about something. or
else they had como TO settle in a friend
" contest which was the better ram.
Ram No. 8 seemed to be acting as
judge, umpire-what do you call it?
Referee? Yes, that's it, the third ram
was the referee / don't know under
what rules the meeting took place. 1t
may utANG INAAi NtAAiAAHHN@A.f " AAiHtRNtH
You see ana not up to these technical
matters
"When all the preliminaries had been
arranged and both contestants had been
cautioned apparently that there was TO
be no 'fouling'-I think / have seen
that word in the newspapers occasional
", and therefore suppose it is cor
,.eat .,.s,,.1 80 ,,~a II, tbig connection
each backed of TO the farthest limits of
the circle, which, by the way, was not
a squared circle. The referee stepped
ont of the way and the rams dashed to-
ward each other. When their heads
came together, there was terrific crash,
and the force of the conclusion threw
them as far apart as the length of this
table .
All the guests looked the full length
Of the table from the passion flowers at
one end TO the BRIDES cake in the far
perspective, and then at the preacher in
the middle distance, but nobody said
anything.
"Then, continued the preacher,
"they took their places, apparently mono
tlIt MOIE0 i0A lAAG NnNNAhANAs <A-AAhf Wv
IDENTIFY at a preconcerted signal from the
referee, they dashed together. This time
the shock was even more terrific than
the first, and l noticed that as one of
them went back TO his--ah, what do
they call it, coIner?-he was a little I'M
steady on his legs.
''Groggyln ventured the bride.
l.l1, l,at t.t f,af tearr, ~
replied the preacher, although, as l
have intimated, am not at all familiar
with sporting phraseology. When time
was called for the third round-ahem-
that is, mean TO say when the rams
had recovered strength for third col
lision - there was another rush,
crash, and one of the rams, the one you
so aptly described as 'groggy' with an
acknowledgement TO the bride) fell to
his knees. His adversary did not seem
inclined to follow up his advantage, but
possibly he may have been restrained by
the rules of the meeting. At any rate,
after contemplating his fallen foe grave
" for moment he walked back to his
place The other ram, after resting
briefly, struggled TO his feet. The third
ram-the one l have called the referee
looked at him rather inquiringly, as
it seemed to me, but the warrior show
ed no sign of recognition. He ambled
TO his side of the ring and faced about
A murmur of some sort seemed to go
through the flock. The odds were APP
parently 3 to / in favor of the other
ram-that is to say, it seemed to be the
general opinion that tho ram with the
weak knees had been outclassed, as the
other one was decidedly the heavier of
the two.
However, the smaller ram seemed
to have wonderful recuperative powers.
When the proper interval had elapsed,
he came up smiling, as it We're. even
thought / could see twinkle in his eye,
for was quite close to the fence, and
this thing took place only little dis
lance away. As the referee stepped back
from the center Of the ring, where he
kept his position between the meetings,
the other two rams drove at each other
pellmell AT the very instant when
their hard horns would have met, how
ever, the smaller ram suddenly changed
his course to the right and the other
went through the ranks like catapult.
"Just as he turned about, evidently
boiling over with Indignation at the
trick which had been played on him,
the other one, with the added force given
by longer run from onesside of the cir
Gle to point several feet outside OF 1t,
where the larger rams momentum had
carried him, shot at him like cannon
ball, striking him full in the face and
driving him several feet away, where
he lay limp and helpless The third
ram, who was promptly on the spot. as
/ suppose every competent referee should
be, nodded his head several times-in
deed it looked to me as if he was count
ing-and then the fallen ram failing to
rise the whole flock marched away to-
ward knoll in another part of the
meadow with the victorious ram at the
head. Presently the defeated ram got
ON his feet and made his way to Sc
cluded spot down by little run, where
/ saw him reclining in the shade Of
large willow tree Is rode away. -
What an interesting study natural
history is, " said the brides grandmoih-
er as she adjusted her glasses.
ut is indeed, said the groom IA
Their, coughing behind his napkin. Chi
cago Tribune