The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-04-25
The Advance.

beauty. 1t will please you.
jackson Republic: A doctor in
Indiana who makes a specially Of
tapeworms had all his collection
stolen the other night. We have
often wondered where the travelling
medicine companies got their tape
worms but this explains it all.
---"Half span of angry steel" will
product no more fatal results than
neglected cold or cough. For all
throat and lung diseases, Ayers
Cherry Pectoral is the best remedy.
1t is invaluable in cases of Group,
whooping cough, bronchitis, and la
grippe.
-Sibley Tribune: The boomers
have bloomed this spring, ira la. We
notice several Sibley ladies are wear
ing the new tangled bicycle costume.
They are neat and convenient if they
are odd, and although those wearing
them the first time in public appear
like modest country girl going in
swimming at summer resort the
first time, still, like her, they soon get
used to the gaze of the multitude and
feel perfectly at home.
"A competitive examination for the
appointment of a cadet in the U. S.
Naval Academy at Annapolis, will be
held at Mankato, on Thursday, May
9th, 1885. It will be open to all
young men, bona fde residents of
the Second district, not less than
fifteen no more than twenty years of
age, who are of sound body and good
moral character. Further informa-
ton may be had by addressing Con-
gresham McCleary at Mankato
The Nickle Plate Road, IN Y G &
St L r RI the favorite line between
Chicago and the East along the
South Shore of Lake Erie, being the
shortest line to Cleveland and Buffa-
10, offers splendid through car SER
vice to all classes of passengers.
Magnificent Wagner Sleepers and
Dining Car daily on throug h trains
O New York and Boston. For res
ervations of sleeping car space and
further information address, J. Y.
Callahan, General Agent, 189 Clark.
Street. Chicago, III. BLVD
Military instruction in our public
schools would square the round
shouldered boy, set up the dropping
shouldered boy, straighten out the
parrot toed boy, erect the head of the
hang head boy, develop the weak boy
and make strong the sturdy boy"
We believe that if the soldiers of
the late war had the advantage Of
military training in their youth the
war would have been ended in half
the time and with thousands of lives
saved.-Austin Transcript.
We have just learned of three in
dividuals who lay claim to being the
stingiest men on earth, remarks an ex~
change. One wont use as much water
as he wants unless it comes from his
neighbor's WE'LL Another forbids his
family to write anything but small
hand, as it is waste of ink to make
big letters. The third stops the clock
to save wear and tear on the machin-
cry. All of them refuse to take a
newspaper on the ground that it is
terrible strain on the spectacles to
read.
---Adrian Democrat: Fred Mohl is
again at work upon his nursery south
of the city. He now has 5000 young
trees on the place and is adding &C.,
900 more this year. This number will
be increased from year to year until
he bas the whole quarter section in
trees and shrubs and will then begin
growing them for the market. The
numerous varieties of fruit, forest and
ornamental trees are all represented,
as we'll as berries of all kinds. Mr.
Mohl will have, when grown, fine
orchard on his place, comprising forty
acres Of apple trees.
The B. G. r. & N. R'y. will run
homeseeker's excursions tc points
in Tennessee, Mississippi, Louis
ana and Alabama on the following
dates: Jan. Z, Feb. 4, March 4,
April and 29, 1896. From sta
lions south of and including Iowa
Falls, Albert Lea and DEBORAH
ma dav later than the above dates.