The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-11-07
The earthquake liar is still work


an attack of rheumatism.
Mrs. Richard Drom is reported to
be quite low with heart trouble.
Shades made to order at Mel
ville's. o14d&Wtt
The situation at Hot Springs now
depends entirely on what paper you
read.
Gloves and mittens, hats and caps
and heavy underwear at Ames &
Anglers. do26 w25
For the first time in the history of
Kenosha nature has given this town
the shake.
Byron Turk, Of Chicago, formerly
of this city, is visiting his former ac-
quaintances.
During the month of October 4S of
the electric lights failed to illuminate
for 1917 hours.
August Weiskopf has closed his
season on the road and will remain in
Kenosha during the winter.
- VI SOOO 1ul LlOuIO dG 1OW pIlCOO
call on N. j. Buchanan, at the old
stand on Wisconsin street. dwtf
1t is noticeable that PadereWisk:
has scarcely landed when the frowsy
chrysanthemum becomes popular.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. N. Schandraw
and daughter, of Milwaukee, are the
guest of DR.. and Mrs. Toles.
A small boy has discovered why
people " laugh in their sleeve" It's
because their funny bone is up there.
The steamer Ellen and the tug
Spaulding with sc2Ws arrived at this
port Friday night for cargoes of sand.
The extensively advertised motto
cycle race is beginning to assume all
the appearance OF being one big farce.
Why is it that it takes all summer
to teach the average caller to leave the
door open and then he does it all win
ter?
= Beats all what good clothes will do
for fellow. just notice how the po-
lice throw back their shoulders now as
they walk their beats.
Some men are such sticklers for
temperance that they will not wear a
new coat which is tight under the arms
and full in the back.
New York's 400 having successful
ly managed a divorce colt show, will
now undertake a horse show.
Miss Fannie Kaltenbach, of Wau-
Watosa, will spend the winter in this
city with her brother, DR.. Kaltenbach.
The small boys we're out Thursday
night in full force. The fact that six
special police were on duty did not in
any way hinder them in their mischief.
The new woman" should remem-
Der that any young woman who makes
herself half a man is no more loveable
than the man who makes himself half
a woman.
"A German scientist has invented a
machine for weighing rainbows. That
fellow onght to be able to measure
pretty accurately what some Of the Ke-
nosha alderman's chances are for re-
election.
An exchange says kind word for
Paderewskl because he has never writ
ten book on his impressions of Amer
lea. But it should not be forgotten
that he has taken great many notes
here, principally of the S. denomina-
ton.
-BelYa Lockwood has found new
occupation for the advanced woman.
She favOrs putting women war CORES
pondents on bicycles. This is a great
if bloomer corps was sent
ahead of the troops the enemy would
be certain to break and flee in disorder.
Eleven arrests is the record Of the
police department for the month of
October. Six Of these were city cases,
all intoxicatlon Five were heard by
Justice Mathews and one by Slater
OF the five state cases four we're heard
by Slater and one by Mathews.
Some of the boys while out Thurs
day night threw the butt end of cab
bage at the door Of Chas. Gronquist's
house. Their aim was not of the very
best, however, and it went through
the window Complaint was made to
the police this morning and the officers
will try to ferret out the guilty parties
Mrs. z. G.. Simmons, ir. delight
fully entertained a company of fifty
friends Thursday evening in honor of
her guest, Miss Scott, of Dubuque,
Iowa, and Miss Ranney, of Kemper
Hall. The game for the evening was
French euchre and the prizes we're won
by Miss Edith Newell and Miss Haw-
ley and Messrs. Leavenworth KershaW
| d E. r. Head.
A rumor has been af1oat on the
street the past few days about the al
eyed mysterious disappearance of
wheel from the Sterling factory on last
Sunday night. The rumor says that
the wheel was stolen from the Japan