New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-10-16
THE TALK or THE DAY.

TIE TALK or THE DAY.
THE Atchison (Kan) Globe recently published
the following: Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Mattleby a.
sire to extend their heartfelt thanks to curious
friends who ATTENDED the funeral Of their daughter,
and hope their curiosity was fully satisfied
Old Mercator 90 lttle B..iy Ducks. just let
school who apples Cor situation as Once BOY arg
want YOU on Sunday my good lttle boy. Have
you a reference from any one VINO KNOWS you On
weekday s?-(Sydney Bullet.n'
The Ocean Steamship Company. OF Savannah, haa
begun the issue Of a prettly illustrated periodical
chilled THE Savannah Line News" which contains
many interesting facts not only about the Savannah
line Of steamships but about many Of the popular
resorts OF the South.
In the wineshop.- Bookkee per-That Lehman has
sent off another barrel of wine without putting
0wnerLMost extraordlnary,-and that used
to be 80 considerations ttliegeBGe Baetier
The congregation of church in Scotland finding
itself unable to pay the salary of s minister soap
firm offered to pay 500 year for five years. on
condition that its advertisement be hung in front OF
the gallery OF the church. The offer was accepted
And now the congregation can learn how TO b
morally and physically clean at the same time
one Who Dd.-"'who reads an America"
He was alone. - ,.,.o.. - rone.,s,-
II do" 49,,
And with fine expression OF seif-scorn on his
noble features the mnecunous Foreign ioTI VINO
had come to America in search OF an elsple nelresS
went on reading Bradstrest s-fChicago Tribune
While the Mexicans can enjoy a bufsht, they
have no use for A przefght between pugilists
General Carlos Diez Gutierrez, Of Mexico Governor
of the State OF San Luis Potos who Is making
tour OF this country. says the CorbettFitzsimmons
przefsht under no circumstances would be allowed
to take place In Mexico.
Bobbie-They raise tree from peach-pit cane
they. pop?
We'll what can they raise from a rihe-p.tr'
"A disturbance, my Doy."-tN onkers Statesman
The Boston Transcript" says that a business
man. who is a large advertiser, received letter
not long ago from the manager or religious
weekly soliciting Advertising on the ground that
the weekly had not only large circulation ous
very creduous class OF readers
A recruit. wishing to evade service. was broughi!
I'D for medical Inspection and the doctor asked
Have you any defects?'
Eyes. sir; am short-sighted'
How you prove IL?
Easily enough, doctor. Do you see that nan W
yonder in the WALL?
We'll. dont."-(Tit- Bits.
| In The Bookman' for October Harry Thurston
Peck has an interesting article on The Migration
OF Popular Songs" He says Annie Rooney
taken directly, with a mere change OF tempo i'0~
a chorale of Bach. and that Wagner derived the So
called bel motif in "Parsifal from the same soufc'
! as the author OF Down Went Mc(iinty. lie s''e'
| an amusing fact concerning the first rendition ~
| France of 'Ta-ra-ri Boomde-ay II was anhouhe'.
| as a special attra elton that certain Nile puio''
| would in the Of the pay sing the ee.sO'
! chanson Anglaise, "Tha-ra- RI -ooum-der-e ".
| the time came and Mile Dufort appeared she hSa
| Aru. fgn
| evident mot to the audience. however tha' 'ps
| ingenious young woman had sArunk from the 'asN
OF getting up the lines OF the genuine VERSION D1'
| had instead constructed a set OF verses OF he'
by piecing together all the English words she n.s
ever heard. The first verse then ran some'hns INV
| this: -
| Ticket tranway clergyman
| Bfstck rumstick rosb.f van
| Sandwish whitebaits lady lunca
| Shareholder whiskey punch;
Oh-yes all right shocking stop
| Pale ale why not mutton chop
! Plum cake music steamer Don
! Bull dog high lie ) oc.ocks
| Tha-ra-ra- BE l deere. etc
| travelling man IN "The Philadelphia Recoid
| tells OF a most peculiar school In kentuchy "
Ia built on VIII ,els. when night comes ne So
"a pair OF mules pulls II 10 the home OF 'he ""
! tee and the next morning 1t is drawn BACK u "
DAYTIME loce ton The mules so ana come
schedule time and II the school Is h"'e ga IA,
! about diminishing In the afternoon the whose QUIZ
l.. AZ
! ,s ant IN he given a free ride. days supply v
water and wood is put aboard by the trustee eve.
| Morning before the schcolhouse sets out up'"
! tourney The teacher boards with me trustee
! needs no carriage. At night bulldog j. o"s'
beneath the little frame building and osu III An
| armed with a Winchester sleeps inside OF H. !.
! NJ this can,e about because some one threa'eh'
hurr rho schoolhouse Why the trustee aoe' ~
have the building located in his own yara az" =. ,k
the trouble OF hauling IT back and forth ..
know unless It Is to comply with some ies'' W.
ncality." 4
sbo Was Mistaken She-No. II never , ssn voul
IKE vol, as a friend-I respect you-ili sannot b
hut that Is not love- you Know ar ,sh. try "a
your wife But do not DO anythihs t' ars others
haar nm under Il, for | am sure the'e nv
more worthy OF YOU than am having
Ua-Very pleasant weather we are na'"e
1T , ,a3 Of IT, too and hope VIII eon,t5
v o." or nv friend Jacks little sister Is S rants
,hn oi,y tomorrow to stay some time am az little
~ 90 ssow her the sights Sn.s -. a,ss and
child with golden hair and heavenly oiu ever saw
H. sweetest little face imaginape "a last time
such n perfect little angel as she was '"e INV
l saw her. . 4. ,.as,,c. YOU sew ne. "a
About ten years t''"" 90 a.
years old then uorror,, II you dare y
20 near that girl rll-rn XIII Myself ~ wv
-(New,York Weekly.