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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-03-20
THE CONCERT LAST NIGHT.
The Audience Was Small on Account
the Weather.


Although the weather was very bad in
deed few people who had bought seats
were on hand early to hear Miss Ellen
Beach Yaw and her concert company at
the Grand last night.
One of the very highest compliments
that can be paid any concert singer Can
be paid to Miss Yaw, and it is this: She
pleases all her hearers. One does not
have to know all about music to appre-
ciate the beauty and flexibility of her
voice. While she does not sing remark
ably simple music it is easy indeed to IN
derstand and like it.
People who heard Miss Yaw a year
ago were surprised and pleased at the
improvement in her voice. 1t is much
stronger and has lost none of its fresh,
musical sweetness.
Miss Yaw will probably sing in opera
next season and those who saw her and
noticed the pleasing dramatic instinct
that helped her laughing song last night
will have no doubt of her success.
There are two others in Miss Yaw's
company. Her violin virtuosO Mr. Maxi
milan Dick, plays with remarkable bril-
liancy and her pianiste Miss Georgiella
Lay is pleasing performer. The audi
ence was better acquainted with List
than any of the composers she introduced
them to and her rendition of one of his
compositions was heartily encored.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-03-20
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Beggs' Little Giant Pills!

Keep the name in mind when you want
a perfect and honest pill. 40 pills in each
bottle All others have from 25 to 80
Sold by w. R Kennady.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-03-20
Reggs, German saIve.

The household remedy. Every family
should keep it for cuts. burns, bruises,
and Inflammation of all kinds w. r.
Kennady keeps 3 full supply.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-03-20
card of Thanks.

I wish to sincerely thank the many
friends who have assisted me during the
sickness and death of my beloved hus-
band Mrs. Ezra Shorey.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28
,NoTYER SLUMP IN RoSIN.
,r AND MEDIUM GRADES AT 4
LOWER FIGURE.

s.,-,,. Turpentine SOLD mt 81 IL
MS a GaIIOn-COttOR Market
o,,st with Scarcely Any Trading.
The General. Markets quiet, But
steady.
e.,,nnah. March 27.-Although the ma
81 stores market was apparently in a po-
si+io- 10 be firm, such was not the case.
- mas Demonstrated by the transactions
,o-5sv The market for rOsin opened
s-sadv with decline Of 50 cents in water
white. the other grades remaining I'M
hanged. Subsequently another pale and
TWO medium grades went on l0c a barrel.
SHIRTS turpentine also dropped to S2,sc
which was a surprise to buyers and sellers
alike The markets are unsettled at pres
ont and there is but little interest dis
nlsvei in spots" The greatest interest
is conferred in futures and speculation on
the new crop is running high. In cotton
there was but little doing. The market
remained quiet and unchanged. Other
markets were quiet. but steady. The fol-
lowing resume Of the different markets
will show the tone and the quotations at
the close to-day:
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28

S TO 734: Rock Island. Il TO SIS: CHICAGO
Sas, 10 us Louisville and Nashville.
cifc, is TO as: lead, II. to sli4; Omaha. s.
10 Slia; Union Pacific. s TO lOis, and SOuth-
efn railway preferred. Us 10 S3is. Specula-
tons closed barely steady tone. Net
changes show losses Of 4. 10 per cent, In
the general list bu5 the Anthracite Coalers
closed anywhere from = 70 per cent
lover. baltimore and Ohio gained IS, New
england = on the day The buying OF the
latter was attributed 20 insiders connected
with the reorganization. In the inactive
issues Bay State Gas fell Ia to 14la. and
wheeling and Lake Erie preferred, rs TO
"a. Tie total sales were 2f9, 29S shares. %
winch 100 were Readins. 1899 Jersey
central, and 1880 American Sugar. The
bono market was lower The sales Of listed
stocks aggregated 2l605) shares. and Of TN
listed stocks. s. 100 shares.
New York Stock List-Closing Bids
stocks and Bonds-Amer.can Cotton OIL.
SIS do preferred. 712tG73il; Sugar Re
nnery loOlss do preferred. 81; American
Tobacco g: do preferred. los; Atchison,
Canada Pacific, $50: Chesapeake and Ohio.
ia; Chicago and Alton, i45: Chicago b.
ana G.. f31s; Chicago Gas, us; Delaware.
and Cattle Feeders. 49,: Erie, 90: DO pre-
Isrred, lS4; Edison General Electro, So.
Illinois Central, sIl5; Lake Erie and West
err. los; DO preferred, TN; Lake Shore,
l3e; Louisville and Nashville, 81; Louis
vile and n. a., I; Manhattan, 1895; Mem
phis and Charleston, 10; Michigan Central,
llia; Nashville, G. and ST L., 20; United
state Cordage, 5iss do preferred. s; New
Jersey central; ssss; New York Central,
Sfss; N. Y. and y: E, 35&i; Norfolk and
Western, preferred, Is; Northern Pacific,
35s; do preferred. Is; Northwestern. sos, I:
do preferred, 1875 Pacific Mail. 927s: Read
ing, 1875: Rock Island. 63& st. Paul 56si ;
DO preferred, n4ls; Silver Certificates. 64ia:
Tennessee cOal and. Iron. 15h; do pre-
ferred. 20 asked; Texas Pacific, 90; Union
Pacific. lGss; Wabash. ST. L. aud P, 6;
90 preferred, 1855: Western Union, ssh (:
wheeling and /. +. y; DO preferred, y:
Southern Railway IS. sra: Southern Rail
way. common. HIS Southern Railway,
preferred, 33h South Carolina 4iks. l05.
State Bonds-Alabama A. 105; Alabama
b, 1867 Alabama c, % bid Louisiana
stamped is. 100; North Carolina Is, 100.
North Carolina IS. q bid; Tennessee, new
set 3s s4ls; Virginia 6s. preferred. 81:
Virginia Trust Receipts, 7; Virginia Fund
ing Debt J9is
( Government Bonds-Un,ted States As.
registered. 1i1h; United States As, coupons,
1l2i5; United States Is. registered, IS.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28

than lumber rates. To the West Indies
and Windward, nominal: to Rosario. $500
ll3.0O; Buenos Ayres or Montevideo, $1,000
d1l.00; to Rio Janeiro S40: TO Spanish
and Mediterranean ports, $l1.30dl1.5Q; to
United Kingdom for orders, nominal for
lumber. "a IS standard.
BY Sfeam-To New York. 800: to Phil
adelphia, 500; to Boston. $500; to Balti-
more. $500.
Naval Stores-By Sail-The market Is
quiet Large Cork for orders are
placed at Is 4ikdG 3s 7lad small-sized.
2s Sd and As. South America. rosin, zoe
per barrel of $50 pounds. Coastwise -
Steam-To Boston. lie per 100 pounds on
rosin, soc on spirits; to New York, rosln,
Sl5c per 100 pounds, spirits, S5c; to Phila-
delphia. rosin, nc per 100 pounds, spir-
its, soc; to Baltimore, rosin, TIC per Toe
pounds, spirits Toe.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28
OCEAN FRIaIGHrs

Cotton-AIarket quiet. Rates quoted are
per 100 pounds. Direct-Barcelona, 43c;
hamburg ana HaYre, Soc; Reyal. 4ic:
Gothenburg and ST. Petersburg, 44c:
IIavre, via New York. 43c; LIVERPOOL Via
boston, 30c: Amsterdam via New York.
soc; Antwerp via New York, 40c: GenOa,
via New York, 4sc; Hamburg via New
York 39c; Reval. via New York. 5sc; Ma
PIES via New York, 53c; Trieste via New
York SIC; Venice VIA New York, COO; Bos-
ton, per bale, s125; New York, per bale,
$lo0: Philadelphia, per bale, 800: Balti-
more per bale, 800.
Lumber-By Sail-Freights are quiet az
ruling rates. Foreign business Is more or
less nominal The rates from this and
nearby Georgia ports are quoted at 5000
500 for a range including Baltimore ana
Portland, Me Railroad ties. basis. ~
feet lac. Timber rates, 5QUslO0 higher
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28

Charleston, s. c., March Z.-Arrived:
Steamer IroquOis, Pennington. New York.
Cleared: Banks Commemorate (Ger.),
Rodbertus, Harburg; Herman Lehmkuel,
Campbell, Matthews, Weymouth.
Sailed-Steamer Volus!a, Higgins, Phil
adelphia. 49,
New Orleans, March 2.-Arrived:
Steamship Chalmette, Blastan, New
York; Norwegian steamship iberia,
Hamre, BOcas del TorO.
Cleared: American steamship I,0uisi-
ana, eager, New York Norwegian steam
ship Washington. Salversen, Bluefelds:
Norwegian steamship Yumurl, Mathiesen,
Santamarta- and Cartagena.
Port Royal, March 27.-Sailed: Schooner
Viola. Reppard. for Boston.
Arrived: Steamer Croatan. Hansen, New
York via Wilmington.
Jacksonville, Fla. March H.-Cleared.
Steamship Seminole. Chichester. New
Continued on Third Page)
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28
NAVAL STORES.

Splits Turpentine-The market suc-
SuinDed 70 the lower bids Of BUYERS ana
S1lss were reported to-day at aaisc Tor
esstraIS; Al the Board Of Trade. at the
.Ist can, the market was bulletined a.
- DID, with sales Of Is casks al thar
price Al the last call it was bulIetine,l
a-tsc. with sales OF 50 casks.
Rosin-An0ther break was recorded 4,
inc ana medium grades. At the first can.
az me board Of Trade. the sales reported
MeIe % barreis or water white al $50:
1one was steady. At the last cali there
were sales OF 80 barrels, a decline befnS
Iecefced IN window glass. II and G.
TONS at the Close.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28

The market was steady. The sales for to-
day were 700 barrels. The following quo
tations were posted at the Board of Trade:
Clean Rice
Common, Sd3i5c per pound: fair $40
Skc; good, 4G4Ac; prime, 41ac; choice,
head 43G5c
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28

10Y prints, but the prices obtainable Do
~. sallsIy the producers. Yarns have
IISem 20 much during the month that
f5ssr els nave been compelled to raise
49, Ilotauons upon most kinds OF
S-Sen, out they do not obtain adeouate
advances. The sales OF yarns are smalI''
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28
Leading futures ranged as follows:
Opening. Highest. Lowest. Closing.

The cash quotations were as follows:
Flour there was little better foreign de-
mand with bids Sc higher but otherwise
not much was doing. Prices were un-
changed. No. spring wheat, 57hc to size;
45Ae; No. 2, oats, 2sd29Ac. Mess pork, sl3.-
20lpl2. 30. Lard, $6.90fI6 92lh: short ribs sides
605m6l0 10; dry sailed shoulders. $500
5.S7i5; short clear sides. S6.SOd6.s5. Whisky.
SIPS.
Cincinnati. March 2-Flour more ac-
tive and firm. Winter patents, S275Q305;
fancy, s250d265; family. s2.2Oq23O. Wheat
mixed track, 47c; No. white track, 47c
Oats, quiet. slightly higher No. mixed
track, 3lik@S74c; No. 2 white track. $50
35i4c Pork less active and steady mess
sl2.5C. Lard easy, fair demand; steam leaf,
Use; kettle lard. 7asc. dry sailed meats.
quiet. barely steady: loose shoulders, &c:
short ribs, &C short clear, SIC; boxed
meats, &c more Bacon, easy. fair de-
mand; loose shoulders. SIC; short ribs.
6%c, short clear. 7c Box meats nc more.
st. Louis, March 27.-Flour market,
quiet and unchanged. Wheat higher; May,
4Am54iac; july, 51zc Corn, higher; May.
43c; July. 44d4ilsc. Oats. lower; May 30Ac.
June, 30c. Pork. standard mess, 81. so.
Lard prime steam. $685. choice, $685.; ba-
con shoulders, &c; longs, SIC; clear ribs.
CSC; short clear, &c; dry salted meats,
short clear. eilc. High wines, steady SIS.
Baltimore, Md, March N-Flour, dull,
unchanged. Wheat. firm: No. red spot.
red 57d5Sc; southern by sample. 60Q62c; on
grade. 5sA@6lAc. Corn, steady mixed spot,
March and April, 501sd50Ac; May, 50ls6p
5O2c; steamer mixed, 4ss4 a49c southern
white, 491km5Ohc; do yellow, 491zd50hc.
Oats very firm; No white western, 3T52fp
3Sc; No. mixed do, 35M35Rc Rye, quiet;
no demand No. 2, 57d5Sc. Hay, firm, $4,000
1850. Grain freights steady. Provisions.
steady; mess pork, $i375; bulk shoulders,
61kc; short rib sides and clear sides, NE
sugar cured shoulders, TIC; hams small,
lie; large 10Ac. Lard, refined, SIC. Butter.
firm; fancy creamery. 20N21c; ladle, 13nl3c;
roll, 10d14c: store packed, 6Gl0c. Coffee,
steady i6ik@169sc Sugar, firm, 4.20c.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28
SAILED YEsTEnDAY.

Steamer Elihu Thomson, Philadelphia
Bark Tikoma (Nor), Malmo
Schooner John NJ Brown, Perth Am
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28
MAXINE INTELLgGENcE.
ARRIVED YESTERDAY.

Steamship d. II. Miller, James, Balti-
MORE. ]. Carolan, Agent
Ship Kaiser (Ger), Faust Marseilles-
Chr. g. Dahl & Co.
Bark Celer (Nor.), Jensen, Preston--Chr.
G. Dahl & Co.
Schooner Flora Rogers, Bunker. Bos-
ton-George Harriss & Co
Steamer Alpha, Finney, Beaufort and
Port Royal-C. II. Medlock, Agent.
Steamer Katie Bevill, Augusta and
way Iandings-W. T. Gibson, Manager.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28

Steamship d. II. Miller, James, Balti-
more-J. j. Carolan, Agent
Schooner Lloret de Mar (Span), Masia.
Barcelona. c. Andersen & Co.
Schooner John NJ. Brown, Brown, Perth
Amboy N. J-George Harriss e. Co.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28

II q run alv
:
3 W Is pledw day coach
tandd
5
General Passe
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28

Charleston, S. c., March 27.-Turpenti9e
nrm, SIC; receipts. Z casks. Rosin, good
strained, firm, 81 10; receipts, I43 barrels
nrm; strained, s1.15; good strained. s. Z0
spirits turpenttne, steady, at 32c Tar
quiet, at sec. Crude turpentine firm; hard
Sl;2O; soft, 500; virgin, $50
Receipts turpent.ne rs casks
New York, March 27.-Rosin quiet and
steady; strained, common to good sl57isG
II;e212.' Turpentine quiet and steady; $500
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28

connection Montgomery all
Hand1s Irun between BfonRo rands
CECIL GABBETT General Manager - Agent
Bay street
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28
THE FLORIDA CENTRAL Z PENNSIAR railroad CO.

0h dan lime Whh hour slower CIV iImsl
Time Table i'm effect March rs. 1895.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28

stock on hand and on ship
board this day ..... 24s2 "a 50S
Stock same day last year. SIS 1Ss s g9s
Receipts same day last year 49S I767
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28
COTTON.

The local market continued to drag
under the influence of the controlling
markets, and not until late in the day
we're there any sales reported. The mar
Ike; at the Cotton Exchange, at each call.
was quiet and unchanged, sales OF IS bales
being reported at the last call
The following were the official spot quo
tations, at the close of the market, at IN =
Cotton Exchange to-day:
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-03-28

Continued on Third Page)
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GOING SoUTH-R sAD DOWN
AZ RI n 81
The Lamar register., 1895-03-09
AN ALPENA MIRACLE.
MRS. JAS. NJ. TODD OF LONG RA-
PIDS DISCARDS CRUTCHES.
In an Interview with . Reporter She
Reviews Her Experience and Tells tbs
Real Cause of the Miracle.

From Alpena, Michigan. Argus.
We have long known Mrs, Jas NJ.
Todd of Long Rapids. Alpena County.
Mich. She has been a sad cripple.
Many Of her friends know the story Of
her recovery for the beneftt OF those
who do not we publish It to-day.
Eigitt years ago she was taken with
nervous prostTation, and in few
months with muscular and infamma-
tory rheumatism. 1t affected her
came so swollen she could wear moth
ting on them; her hands were drawn all
out OF shape. Her eyes were swollen
shut more than half the time, her knee
Joints terribly swollen and for eighteen
months she had to be held up to be
dressed One limb became entirely
helpless. and the skin was so dry and
cracked that 1t would bleed During
these eight years she had been treated
by a score of physicians. and has also
spent much time at Ann Arbor under
best medical advice. All said her
trouble was brought on by hard work
and that medicine would not cure. and
that rest was the only thing which
would ease her. After going to live
with her daughter she became entirely
helpless and could not even raise her
arms to cover herself at night. The
interesting part of the story follows in
her own words:
II was urged to try DR.. williams
Pink Pills for Pale People and at last
did so. In three days after i COM
menced taking Pink Pills l could sit up
and dress myself. and after using them
six weeks I went home and commenced
working. l continued taking the pills.
until now l begin to forget my crutches
and can go up and down steps without
aid. / am truly a living wonder.
Now. II / can say anything to In
duce those who have suffered as / have
to try Pink Pills. I shall gladly do so.
If other like sufferers Will try Pink
Pills according to directions, they will
have reason TO thank God for creating
men who are able to conquer that ter
rible disease, rheumatism. / have In
my own neighborhood recommended
Pink Pills for the after effects of Ia
grippe and weak women with impure
blood. and with good results"
Mrs. Todd is very strong in her faith
In the curative powers of Pink Pills.
and says they have brought a poor
helpless cripple back to do her own
milking, churning. washing. sewing.
knitting and in fact about all of her
household duties
Or. williams Pink Pills contain all
the elements necessary to give new life
and richness to the blood and restore
shattered nerves. They are for sale by
ALI druggists, or may be had by mail
from DR. Williams Medicine Company.
Schenectady. n. Y. for Soc per box. or
six boxes for f2-50.
The Lamar register., 1895-03-09
Hoods Pills s.. !: . . : = ]
E n e Ell
E n e EI
TO CHRISTIAN ENDEAvoREaS
POCKET .ss evspI nar of BOSTON
tn. cSzveztisz City.

IN, Passenger ncraFtHsai of "a. 3
Four Route has issued a very onarssi.=l
iEd attractive PocSe. Guide 70 tee CT I
Boston which viii s-s sent frcc q eaA-.s \
Ill nernb-rx cf tho Young PcgpisA Soci.s
E CHRISTIAN EnaeAvor who vii se14 t.rs1
Two osai stamps % the undsuisasd Nd
Pockc; Gsiie shpait b 10 ;hs Ahsli \
.rery member Of the Society uao oaasszl
plates Atieadins the lsth AEazAl Cazrszl
li1n, IS IL shows the Iooa;l1a O., al Ds5e.
Hotels, ChGrehcs, inxtltutaoas, Plhass I
Amusement, Prominent Bultlnss, sess(
Gar L4aes, etc. etc Write soca. ~ u
sdi,ion IS limited
z o. AoCoEsneH,
PAsseGser Tr1rsc Manager BIZ Fgu- Rsss
CsnciazAtL O-a
The Lamar register., 1895-03-09
R.nefits of a Meat Diet.

In old countries the lower orders q
rule have but a low vitality. 1t may be
truer to say that thea vital volition 10
weak. Let the learned settle the dennition.
The fact Is easily accounted for. During
generations upon generations the majority
OF European agricultural populations
ity of eastern Asiatics, and with the same
result. Hard labor produces hard muscles
but vegetable food Yields a low vital ten
sion so to say. Soldiers know II well
enough. The pale-faced city clerk who eats
meat twice day will outright and out
last and out-starve the burly iaborer
whose thews and sinews are mostly com
pounded of potatoes corn and water
Marion Crawford, in the Century.
The Lamar register., 1895-03-09
WEARING QUEUES IN CHINA.
IL Is Merely the Prevailing style and
Not Demanded by Law.

Not Demanded by Law.
at is to the Tartars who conquered
China several centuries ago that we
are indebted TO this much discussed
queue" " said Wing Lock, prominent
Chinaman, to a writer for the Pitts
burg Dispatch. You hear great
deal about the laws of China relating
to the wearing of queues; how a
Chinaman cannot return to his coun-
try without his queue. and all that
The wearing of n queue is no more
required by law than your gentlemen
wearing whiskers. 1t is custom
and style, and Chinaman realizes
some truth in the saying that you
might as well be out of the earth as
out of style. 4 Chinaman retains his
Queue simply because II he should
ever return TO his native land he
would not care to GO about among his
friends and make himself conspicuous
by such a radical departure from the
style of so many millions OF people
Strange. too. that the ChinamAn
should hold to his queue with such
teuacity when il was originally i'm
posed upon him as a mark of sublec-
ton. When the Tartars came over
and set a ruler upon our throne they
decreed that every Chinamsn should
wear a queue such as they did. of
course this WAS at first CALLING TO
them. for they could not see or touch
their plated hair without being re-
minded of their conquest But time
heals all wounds. and it was not long
before the Cinnamon began 10 cherish
the mark of sublection as a good
fashion or style This was also true
about the style of dress the Cinnamon
now wear. 1t is in the queue that a
Chinaman wears his badge OF mourn
ing. When a Chinaman's father or
mother dies there is sent TO him, as TO
all members of the family, colored
garters. These are not garters as We
understand, but sort Of ribbons, white.
green and blue, which are plated in
the hair. White, green and blue are
the colors of mourning, while the rib
bon that is ordinarily plated in the
queue is black These blue aud green
garters are worn in the hair for one
year after the death OF q parent
The Lamar register., 1895-03-09
saf. From ordIn.rr
aIadI..

You'd better go away. We've
got the measles here said the wO-
man at the kitchen door.
MADAM, " replied the tramp, seat
ing himself on the step with great de-
liberation, 1.-The only disease | am
afraid of is appendicitis l shall be
obliged to ask you, madam" he added
with dignity, "not to give me any
cherry pie"
The Lamar register., 1895-03-09

These three words tell the whole
story OF the wonderful cures by
Hoods Sarsaparilla When the
blood is impure It is fertile soil for all
kinds OF disease germs, and such
troubles as sCroiuia. salt rheum,
rheumatism. Catarrh, grip, and
typhoid fever are likely 70 appear.
The Lamar register., 1895-03-09
Nn I-nrrrcLIc --nman-

Husband, breathlessly-I am to
start on trip in two hours, and YOU
can 90 with me II you can got ready.
Wife-Certainly can. 1t won't
take me over ten minutes to pack, and
that will leave mo one hour and Fifty
minutes to dress.
The Lamar register., 1895-03-09
Makes Pure Blood

Weak nerves indicate as SURELY a,
any physical symptom shows -
thing, that the organs and tissues Z,
the body are not satisfied with -.
nourishment- They draw tbeir =.
tenance from the blood. and Il ~.
blood is thin, impure or insuaci.s,
they are in state Of revolt.
The Lamar register., 1895-03-09
A Queer Proceeding.

Mrs. Nextdoor-One OF my windows
is stuck and / can't get it up or down.
Little Boy-Ours gets the same way
sometimes.
Mrs. Nextdoor-Who fixes them2
Little Boy-Papa-
Mrs Nextdoor-How does he do it2
81 don't know. Quick as papa
starts in to fix stuck window NAM
ma sends me out of the room
The Lamar register., 1895-03-09
The ea-nn.

Caller-Why do you call your new
maid Japan" Mrs Jones; isn't she
Irisho
Mrs. J.-Oh, yes. she's Irish, and
her real name is Mary Ann: but we
think the other name more appropri-
ate; she seems to have such grudge
against china, you know.-Liie.
The Lamar register., 1895-03-09
The Modern Way.

Commends itself to the well-informed,
10 do pleasantly and effectually what
was formerly done in the crudest man
ner and disagreeably as well. To
cleanse the system and break up colds,
headaches and fevers without unpleas-
ant after effects, use the delightful
liquid laxative remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
The Lamar register., 1895-03-09
,.voo Bus POTATOES PER ACRE

Wonderful yields in potatoes, oats,
corn. farm and vegetable seeds Cut
this out and send SC postage to the
John A SalEer Seed Co. La Crosse,
Wis. for their great seed book and
sample Of Giant SUurrv. wEu
The Lamar register., 1895-03-09
hound TO IIeN.n.

Young LADY, have prevailed on
my father to allow you to paint my
portrait, but he doesn't Ike your
work
D'Auber-Why not?
Young Lsdy-He says it lacks re-
pose.
D'Auber-Huh, He does. eh? Well.
I'll paint you as the Sleeping Beau
ty," and then see.