New-York tribune., 1895-07-28
THE TALK or THE DAY.

THE TALK or THE DAY.
II IL said that Buffalo Is the worlds fifth mari.
time city Rochester papers please copy.
Pat" Regan had a face on him that; as 81 he nsd s
remarked himself was an oiince f to the iand
the i9Ils"ins MS.Ssy sSSqpy SsS sG.
intoirely It's shtarvation that's shtarin me in the
s fsr avher Of coSmba
1t is said that OF the 3ooO visitors the Yellow
stone National Park during the last three years not
more than 100 were Americans. II the park was In
Europe 1t would probably be visited by about 5000
Americans a year.
The Little viscount to Baroness de YOU
wouldn't believe how absent minded / am. Baroness!
It Is to Psshs he YOU Sns S.e h:
II had bought you bag Of sweets and while com: com:
la Coche
The Albany Argus" is trying the unique expert
ment OF publishing morning editions. one cost
ing three cents for the city. and one costing one
cent for the country.
They didn't get ahead o Deacon Jones last Sum
Didn't"
piece in the hat. What do you reckon Jones did p
Panked down sixteen silver wheels an h'llsFed:
The Twen,y-nfh Annual School Journal" IS
sued by f. l.. Kellogg & Co., OF this city and Chi
cago is Just out 1t contains a number OF interest,"
Ing articles handsomely illustrated by leading edu-
Gators. a symposium the National Educational
Association and other noteworthy features
Always Appreciated There.-"what will you do"
she asked. sneerngly when women have demon.
strated their superiority. and men are but small
'Tm not afwaid OF any such conditions" said
ch3MIiS; n0,,
when see them thweatenins: ~ go and live
at summer wesort."-tWashington Star
With a population OF 372S.co Scotland has 600
university students. while with population about
six times great England has only 1000 unlver-
s,ty students.
Mex week is our golden wedding. Maria" a.. sal. saia
the long g-whiskerei gentleman, taking OIL MS coat
and sitting down 10 dinner.
II Jus, been thinking Had we better et it go by
and lose the presents or had we better celebrate
and lose me the silver vote for constabley-un-
dianapolis Journal
In one OF the worst saloons OF Boston the fol-
lowing placard is suspended: mo ladies served
with drinks at this bar"
The famous disery OF The BenedietIne abbey
at Fecamp in France. which was destroyed by
fire three years ago has now been rebuilt and
fortnish, ago by the @ Cardinal Archbishop OF Rouen
The spectacle OF archbishop consecrating DIS.
s9y Is hurt S auo saF%f nd the h doubt
leas has good reasons.-tBufralo Commercial
no. we don't pal much with the Americans"
said an English sailor at Kie.. you see they are
"A mixed lot They're Swedes and Norweeans and
niggcrs but | never met sailor who was real
American. and We don't pal with ,hem although
We have nothing against them"
Knew What lie Was Talking About.-He wa.
A. In,''S the statue OF Horace Greeley.
Who is that he asked OF passeroy poin''ns
nfa
Horace Greeley. Founder and Editor OF The Trio-
They were great twins. the Greeeys, weren't
never knew he hsa M.n twin t'Ss sIotAsG ,1o It VA,
only last night saw The other one up Sn sas.sg
with a know-it-all air.-,rruth.
Is there something in the thirteen superstition
after all? on the 18th Of this month an ONO man
left home with only u cents in his pocket. Exactly
thirteen minutes afterward he was Informed 'hh
an uncle who had recently died left him $3.50"
Mrs. Citybr.d dust arrived at the country farmD.
What well-behaved children you have Mr' no'"
Kornto.sle-Yes. they're well enough now. nST; IS' ~,
You should see 'em In the fall. After watchln IN. IN.
ways Sr sna 'ns nsart r theoe no yn With
Transcript.
II appears that the recent Inspection cr"'e
that jolly seadog Assistant Secretary McAaoo "a.
not steady round OF pleasure and enjoyn'e's
as some OF the base partisan newspapers "hon o."
inimical to the Administration have described II
On the contrary, II was marked by PERIODS Oh po
slble peril and certainly Of bodily prvation. r"
example, after the Dolphin had been lashed 10 'n'
wharf at Charleston, 5. c., McAdoo went as"SS
with another gallant tara lieutenant In the Na''
we believe. Both were parched with tnrs'' ".'
their throats were IN state OF aridity tha' u0
manded immediate irrigation They entereu
restaurant and there found displayed an array
LIQUIDS which made them thirstier than before. an
each OF them moistened his parched lips win III
swollen tongue and mentally wished that ne hau
throat as long as the Suez Canal "Ho. waiter
bottle OF claret and a bowl OF cracked Ice ouick'
demanded one OF the twain In a grun. husky 'os'
And then the proprietor Of that Blind Tiger ca''"
forward and. after q close and thorough scruuns
OF the Assistant Secretary Of the Navy ana -"
companion decided that they were TWO OF liz LIZ
mans spies" and referred them TO the state LIE
pensary next door There was no appear ITO"
this decision. They found the D!spensary. ana on
covered that they could obtain certain qua".'
of spirttus frumenu Of the official ''pine-top Va
rlety. 1t Is related that they did not invest :" ="
absorb & very large quantity OF the D'Spe"'
"grog." at least after they were informed 0y '"'
minon OF despotsm in charge mat the Keeper
the Blind Tiger" would have suffered no ns'"
hs had made exception In their laVor ."e ~
port that Assistant Secretary McAdoo VIII VII"
and publish a book describing his personal an
unoffical experiences during his last cruise VII"
out foundation.
She was small Er but quite aTss, H ,s snV.sS ,s,n.r
backyard swarm OF bees was kept, and thsl
seemed especially hostile to the small girL one oa
swollen little face for whole week the nsxt wees
they stung her on the arm and finally her eup
sting on her leg As the mother patiently Sppne.
the usual remedies to the last wound the Mtus on
slghed and said: "It does seem to me. mamme
II there was no good place On little sisl ses !
bee 70 STING. ."-Syracuse Post