New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-11-22

Cranks who drink they are inventors are paying
A great deal Of attention 10 trolley-car Iehders.
The Philadelphia Record tells Of one OF 'hem
who has designed fender with powerful spring
thai would throw a ful-gro"n man a Instance W
thirty feet
Tire Cheerful Idot-"cne should 50 70 tne sea sea
shore TO yet good oysters" said the boarier VINO
haA been to Baltimore once. They are ho' very
s.S Whv u" said the Cheerful Idiot, &c" thought that
was The very place for them" and the landiady
smilei AZ him era tefu.iy. indianapolis Journal
PHILADELPHIA man says that the wors, head
ache can be cured by taking a few drops or ao-
snthe in the palm Of the hand. rubbing bo'h Names
together until the liquor = partially ABSORBED mo
the skin. and taen covering The face with TIE
hands for few moments so as 70 inhale the oGor.
WINTER IN GEORGIA.
Sing ,s . gentle poets song that is ali replete
Win the noise OF the old cane grindings, and the
Juice that IS dripping sweet .,,- -, cha
And aine MS he sugar-bong. ere the juice OF the
cane is lost.
Sing suee:-not of woods emblazoned with banners
Emf If smoking homes. where the maidens in dim
pies AID dough are seen, .,.,,.,. 49,, .,o
hearth hath rudy glow.
And the Georgia potato roasteth IN ashes as "h''e
sno"
sing MS the candy-pullngs whore the heart OF the
AMI g,o1s Ike the rose that tmgles on the maid
EMS answering cheeks -. .
And ling us the old grandsire, whose story the
VINO dozes there by The fire and dreams Of the
long ago
Sing sweet OF these things, poets and if We have
Go out in the lot and hitch the mule to the
AMI VIVA us blast on the hunters horn. til the
smoke to the music curs.
And well take whir OF the winter IN rolicklhs
,ifh he
ATLANTA Constitution.
The Woman's Educational club OF Chicago Will
attempt TO compile a selection Of Bible readings
for schools that will not be Objectionable to Cath
olics Protestan;s or Jews. It is said that Mons-
gnor satolll and n number OF Catholic. Protestant
and Jewish clergymen approve Of The idea
Felicity Happy" murmured the bride. All
yes | have good. noble husband. and just think
Of the number OF people got even with by not In
Wiling them To my Wedding
And there shone IN ner eyes the strahge' terrible
light that revealed the Woman WAC Did Some
bOly.-1Detrolt Tribune.
Tho arbitrary and unphonetic spelling OF many
English words is OF the most serious difficulties
encountered by foreigners in learning English. In
order 10 10 away with that difficulty in measure.
and at the same time encourage the reading of the
Scriptures Robert ". Mason has prepared edl-
ton OF the New Testamen, having the authorized
tex, with the ordinary spelling in one column. and
the same text spelled phonetically in parallel col
umn. He has evolved phonetic alphabet. consist
ing of the ordinary English letters. and comblna-
tons OF them. to express sounds unrepresentel by
single letters. And he believes that people whose
knowledge OF English Is imperfect VIII be assisted
by this phonetic text In their mastery OF the Ian
guag- His system is not designed to supplement
the present method of spelling but is intended
rather ~ be convenient bridge ~ help foreigners