New-York tribune., 1895-09-12

r,av have found out in California thal peaea
.,on.s burn as well as coal and give OUT h'o'' n's~
They sell at the rate OF s. toh'
A Chllds Logic-"Look here. cesa.bmo, sbosnassr i
father is right down stingy. ne ,,h your boots all
and still he Jets you go about WIN your ''' ~
in hoes! .,..,r.raa with YOUR father He's
a dentist and your i, H,Ile o'o''''
single tooth"-Ul Carlino
r,. Lutheran and Roman Catholic parocna
.ohoo,s ~ Illinois will generally refuse 70 dspIay
an American flag. on the ground that INC -" '"'
applies to public schools
With loving :ook her dimpled arms
About my neck she did ent"ine'
And raised her rosy, rosush .lPs
E I'm temptng.y quite near to mine
vbp could resist such proffered oliss;
I cou.d-and did. Her age was tn.ee'
And her wee mouth was too stuck up
WIZ" ''"'' -(Kansas City Journal
..,,,,. oryanzation called the Autumnai
Straw Hat Association has just peeh 'o'N'eN "
Boston. Its object is to persuade men 10
straw hats after september TO- pro''ue' wv
ature makes It justifable
Fuddy-why doesn't Simpson try TO e,eyas ers '' 10
seif instead OF all the time exhorung o'"e'S
i've nurer and better lives? .,a.A &, SAN.
Duddy-Because there is no.nas otSers should
reap the rewards which follow exemplary e0"'''''
-Boston Transcript
Minneapolis and ST. Paul have almost s'opr TO-
ouarrens and The Tribune OF the Ioi"e w
sctually suggests consolidation instead OF ai.ne
ton. THE State Capitol" 1t says cou'' 6,
cated within the present corporate limits OF .s
p.ri and still be as close 10 the business ce"
=, ono c,tv as OF the other The consolidated e's'
~ the union could be effected oy the heN'
Iature would start out with popuia''0" 49,.
least S5OooO and there is no reasonao'e oo"D ',a.
nv the year 1900 1t would exceed nan "''''' ~ -
Ius, think what a magnet city OF that SIZE ~
,ion and business and what a power II "ou'u -
IN promoting the development OF this vast res'0"'
Miss summermaid-I hardly know whether
be angry with little ch9y gapecouh'e' u
dared him to he said he thought TOO rar mura % '
to do so before others."-(Cincinnau lhau'e'
"Rauway Bob" is the name OF famous dog N
Australia He passes his whole existence ." -
,rain his favorite seat being top OF the eoa.0O"
In this Way he has travelled many thousands o
miles going over all the lines in South Aus'ra'a
He "a we'll known In Victoria, frequently seen ..
SYDNEY and has been up as far as br'soa".'
most curious part OF his conduct Is tha' e .,u,a
master, but every engine-driVer Is "s a,
At night he follows home the enshe,u' =,
the day. never leaving him or letting mn sta
his sight until they are back in the ra'i"As
t,on in the morning. when he starts OF on a"o'"~'
Of his ceaseless journeyings
"Jus. look at that man trying TO light MS ssSant
remarked an observing individual who stood l,r,sd ~
OF THE Record" building YESTERDAY ~, ,atsn ref.
ase s ne SeSDd the bronze figure of The Lion sna aa
er" in front OF the Postoffice ouai.s sa, in the
struck several matches but as he held lhelr " one
hoiow Of his hands they iickered out ore oy ,i om
Now II that fellow knew the secIs,; =. burned
ao, aoa '1a' "a bs fingers All that is necessary Is to
open a little air space between the na' ~ air By
Of the match 10 aU% SSy ne together the air rushes
into the hollow between the PANS ana p@ ~ nod.
match out Any one who Is up be 10 lee the match is
burning light cigar successiu'iy n, e Iph,a.
OF ten, in the stiffest kind OF breeze " "''"
delphia Record.
There ia 70 be an interesting exhibition OF w
latest ideas In roadmakng at the Atlanta IAp
,ion General Roy Stone. the special roao As.
of the Federal Agricultural Department mas -.
ton the following letter to road ofheiais Oh -
various States: "On behalf OF the Depal'
Agriculture, as we'll as OF the Centrai |oN' -.
of the National Road Conference. oes " -.
YOUR cooperation IN securing a proper iep
sen,a,ion Of YOUR State at the Atlanta Roaa ~
lament in October. You are especially oes"
communicates with the State and local ROAD 'n'
nrovement associations in your State ana 70 nA~'
any suggestions which may occur 20 YOU ~
noting the success OF the enterprise In" "a
ment will have extensive exniot OF '"~ ,,a
thorough traction test Tor 'ehiee' s,,,,,on
srounds and there will be a practical eA"io .,
Of road construction IN progress on the s eo1
road. near the exposition grounds during the WV
Of the parliament"
g, ,,,." y. heran. As he entered railroea
ticket ofice-"I suppose you sell "eAe'' "
Certainly. sir" was the reply.
You have q direct ne?
we have. sir"
'It is the only direct liner
1T s down on the map as the only direct nnnsd I'M
"As you see. sir" replied the agent as "e ''
/ a fo.der. l., xsw.York
Yes 1 see. You land passengers IN NC"
ahead OF all competing lines. OF course
"Of course" -. .,.,rx cara
"Luxurious coaches. dust finest dining '''"
scenery urexce.ied?"
Yes. SIR" - - rsaucs
by taking your line I avoid delays ana 's
the chances OF accident 70 the minimum y,rk
over our line. slr?'' A.. o,hsr
Cant say yet I'm going TO see nve ou Wns
agents each with the shortest and most dme.. Ia
and II can md q liar among the six ~ '~~'
ticket over his road."-(Detrot Free PresA --~-<