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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31
SUNBEAMs.

Some railway map making.-This won't
do, said the general passenger agent in
annoyed tones to the map maker. want
Chicago moved down here half an inch,
80 as to come on our direct route to New
York. Then take Buffalo and put it a
little further from the lake.
You've got Detroit and New York no
different attitudes, and the impression
that is correct won't help our road.
And, man, take those two lines that
compete with us, and make 'em twice as
crooked as that. Why, you've got one OF
'em almost straight.
Yank Boston ever little to the west
and put New York little to the west, 80
as to show the passengers that our Buffalo
division is the shortest route to Boston.
When you've done all these things I've
said, you may print 10000 copies-but
say, how long have you been in the rail-
road business, anyway
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31
Nice Cruel,

A missionary's wife, Mrs. Patton had
been very i'll on a lonely island in the Pa
cific, and when she recovered sufficiently
to write to her friends at home she thus
described one Of her experiences:
When was able to take an intelligent
view of my surroundings, this is what /
first remember seeing:
John cher husband) sitting by my bed
side, with an old straw hat on the back Of
his head and huge tin basin between his
knees half full of what tasted like very
thin, sweet porridge, with which he was
feeding me lovingly out Of the cooks long
iron spoon.
He assured me that it was water Cruel;
that he had got into the way Of making it
nicely now, but that he could not find a
clean dish on the premises to put it in.
He was so proud Of his cooking that
asked for the recipe, and you have it here:
Equal parts Of meal, sugar and water-a
cupful of each for one dose; boil all to-
gether till there is smell of smuggling,
whereby you know it is sufficiently cooked
Youths Companion.
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How Liberal Minded He Was.

They were arguing upon the question Of
whether women should adopt boomers for
. cycling costume when the one who was
in favor Of them doing SO remarked:
"You don't seem to think q man has
any right to his own opinions In o case
like thisl" A7
eyes, do. Any man has a right to
his opinion and to the expressing Of 1t too.
We who object to our women folks wear
ing bloomers are the most liberal minded
men in cycling, but If I were one of the
Siamese twins and my brother was to say
anything in favor of bloomers I'd borrow
an ak or saw and cut loose from him on
the spot. Wheel.
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temper, fear Of impending calamity and Q
thousand and one arrangements Of body
and mind, result from such pernicious prac-
tees. All these are permanently cured by
improved methods of treatment without the
patient leaving home.
A medical treatise written in plain but
chaste language, treating of the nature.
symptoms and durability of such diseases.
sent securely sealed in plain envelope, on
receipt of this notice, with 10 gents in stamps,
for postage. Address, WORLDS DIspEN.
cary MEDICAL ASSOCIATION. Buffalo, NY
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31
Legal Notice.


In the district court of the first judicial
district of the territory of New Mexico in
and for the county of Santa Fe thereof.
Norman B. Cornwell,
Complainant. Chancery.
vs.. mo. 3614.
Mary L. Cornwell, Divorce.
Respondent.
The above named respondent is hereby
notified that suit for dissolution of the
bonds of matrimony existing between the
said respondent and the com plainant in
said cause and for general relief has been
filed against her in the district court
aforesaid and that unless she enter or
cause to be entered an appearance in her
behalf in said cause on or before the re-
turn day of process therein, occurring on
the first Monday in October, 1895, de.
cree pro confesso therein will be entered
against her In the same.
SEAL GEO. L. WYLLYs, Clerk.
A. B. RENEHAN,
Solicitor for Complainant.
Dated at Santa Fe, N. M, Aug. 10, 1895
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31
Hercules Belonged to no Club,

Hercules Belonged to no Club,
But club belonged to hercules. You will
never be able to WELD club in as lively
manner as that ultra-muscular chappie,
but you may recover physical energy
through the use of Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters, if you will take that thorough
tonic with regularity and persistence, not
spasmodically-by fits and starts. Begin
at once if vigor is failing you, for debil-
ity is the certain parent of disease, SO
that delay is dangerous. Digestion, the
function through the perfect discharge of
which vigor is renewed, is insured BY the
Bitters. So are appetite. sleep and nerve
quietude. For constipation, malaria,
rheumatism, kidney and bladder trouble
and biliousness the Bitters is unqualified
ly the best remedy extant. The restor-
alive effects of wine-glassful three times
every day will soon make themselve 8
manifest. Fortlfy the system and grow
strong.
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All SnlthA There.

They tell story in Dalton of recent
revival meeting in one of the rural dis
tricts of Whitfield county. In the middle
of the services the preacher said:
"Will Brother Smith please lead In
prayer"
Seven men arose and began praying at
once.
This embarrassed the preacher, and he
said hurriedly:
II mean Brother John Smith,
At this announcement one sat down,
and five more got up and began praying
The preacher saw his mistake, said moth
ing and let the II pray 1t out among
themselves. Atlanta Constitution.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31
Homeseekers, Excursion.

A series of home-seekers' excursions
have been arranged, and all agents at and
east of Missouri river stations are au-
thorized to sell tickets to points in Ar
kansas, Arizona, Colorado, Kansas, Nebras-
ka, Missouri, Louisiana, New Mexico, Ok
lahoma, and Indian Territory, North and
South Dakota, Texas, Wyoming, and
Utah, at one standard fare for the round
trip plus 81, dates of sale, August 80,
September 10, and "a, 1895. Tickets
must be used for return passage on Sep
TENDER 10, 20, and 81, October 4, and IL,
1896. For particulars call on agents of
the "Santa Fe Route"
GEO. I. NICHOLSON, II. 8. LUTz,
G.P.A. Chicago, I'll. Agent, Santa Fe.
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IRRIGATION CONGRESS

Albuquerque. N, NJ, Sept. l6, 1895.
For the above occasion the Santa Fe
route will place on sale tickets to Albu-
querque and return at l cent mile
($1.70). Dates of sale, September Is to
81, inclusive. Tickets will be good for
return passage until September "a, 1895.
Delegates will be present from nearly
every state in the Union. Papers will be
read by eminent scientists, successful
farmers and prominent statesmen. The
program has been arranged on practical
lines, and all sessions will be open to the
general public. Reduced rates to all
points south of Albuq uerque to parties
holding tickets east and north of Trini-
dad. For particulars call on agents of
the "Santa Fe Route" n. s. LUTz.
Agent, Santa Fe, N. M.
GEO. T. NICHOLSON,
g. p A. ChicapO
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Mr.. G. G. Strong, principal of the pub
lie schools at Anderson, CAL, says: 81
have used Chamberlaln's Pain Balm and
have found it an excellent remedy for
lameness and slight wounds"
Lameness usually results from sprain,
or other injury, or from rheumatism, for
which Chamberlain's Pain Balm is es-
pecially intended and unequalled. 1t af-
fords almost immediate relief and in a
short time effects permanent cure. For
sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31
II All Depended,

Mother-I am going out, Mamie, and I
want you to be good little girl while I
am gone, and I'll bring you home paper
Of candy. Now, aren't you going to be
goodp
Mamie-Woll, I suppose SO, but ! can't
tell how good ought to be unless know
how big that paper of candy is going to
be.-Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31
le night when Mr.. Isaac Reese wa

One night when Mr.. Isaac Reese was
stopping with me, says M. F. Hatch, a
prominent merchant of Quartermaster,
Washington, heard him grooming. On
going to his room I found him suffering
from cramp collie. He was in such agony
feared he would die. I hastily gave
him a dose of Chamberlain's Collie, Chol-
era and Diarrhoea Remedy. He was
soon relieved and the first words he ut
tered were, "what was the stuff you gave
me'" informed him. A few days ago
we were talking about his attack and he
said he was never without that remedy
now. have used it in my family for
several years. I know it's worth and do
not hesitate to recommend it to my
friends and customers. For sale by A. G.
Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31

Doctor: really don't understand.
There is no reason why you should 90 in
for reduction of corpulency. Patient:
Still, want you to put me through q
course of anti-fat treatment. My Eulalia
shall see with her own eyes how pine
away for love of her.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31

MuQzib: Does your wife wear bloom
ers whom she rides her bicyclei Jabzig:
l really can't say as to that; used to call
them bloomers, but, you see, she's got 40
fat since she commenced to ride that I
don't see how they can rightfully be desig-
mated by that name.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31

ut is the best patent medicine in the
world" is what Mr.. E. NJ. Hartman, of
Marquam, Oregon, says of Ohamberlain's
Colo, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
"What leads me to make this assertion is
from the fact that dysentery in its worst
form was prevalent here last summer and
it never took but two or three doses of that
remedy to effect complete cure" For
sale by A. @. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31
judicial rnoredul,ty.

Judge-Do you acknowledge that you
are guilty Of the charge made against you'
Culprtt-What's the use Of my saying
not guilty. You are so suspicious you
wouldn't belleve me anyhow. Texas Sift-
ings.
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TIE WORLDS Fair Tests
showed no baking powder
50 pure or so great ia Iesvs
ening power IS the Royal

Man wants but little here below.
Quoth he of the first floor fiat,
While above they yelled for the janitor,
And yelled in vain at that.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31

Soon after Lord Sydney's elevation to
the peerage he happened to observe in
company that authors were often very
ridiculous in the titles they gave "That,"
said gentleman present, lis an error
from which even kings appear not to be
exempt. "-Argonaut.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31
Vn company fArtists.-What is there
between laughter and tears!
The nose, dryly observed Vivier.

There are many of the unfortunate ones
in this world, greater in number than
those who are blessed with good diges-
s-ssvn.@~ TO some people the greatest mis-
fortune is not to be able to eat everything
set before them. II suffered for years
with dyspepsia, and everything I ate dis
agreed with me. I was induced to try
Simmons Liver Regulator and was cured
+. now eat everything Bright, Madi-
son Parish, La
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31
The pstient had lust described his

The patient had just described his
symptom, and the physician grasped him
by the hand. Ny dear fellow, he cried,
cannot tell you how delighted am that
you should come to me. You have a
disease which has bafaed the profession
for years. Hitherto it has always proved
fatal, and I've always wished to expert
ment on it myself. If save you shall
be immortal; and if I don't--what's the
odds?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31
CONNECTIONS.
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars

No change is made by sleeping car pas
sengers between San francisco, Los
Angeles OF San Diego and Chicago.
The Atlantic 4 Pacific Railroad, the
great middle route across the American
continent, in connection with the rail-
ways of the "Santa Fe route" Liberal
management; superior facilities; pic
turesque scenery; excellent accommoda-
tions.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31

NEW MEXICO TERRITORIAL FAIR.
Albuquerque, N. NJ, Sept. II to 81, 1895.
GONE CENT"
One cent per mile is all the Santa Fe
route asks for tickets to the territorial
fair at Albuquerque, N. M. Dates of sale
September Is to 81, 1895, good to return
until September "a. Low rates from AL
buquerque to the Las Vegas hot springs,
on above dates on account of grand
musical contest held there. Call on
agents of the Santa Fe route for par
ticulars. H. s. LUTz,
Agent, Santa Fe, N. M.
E. COPELAND, General Agent, Ell Paso,
Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31
YOUNG SPIRITS.

q vigorous body and
robust strength fol-
low good health.
But all fail when the
vital powers are
weakened. Nervous
debility and loss of
manly power result
from bad habits, con-
tracted by the young
through ignorance
of their ruinous con-
sequences. Low
spirits, melancholia,
impaired memory,
morose or irritable
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31

She-I hear that you have lost your val
liable little dog, Mr.. Dudley.
He-Yaas, in o railway accident. ! was
saved, but the dawg was killed.
She (shooked) What a pityl-Tt-B Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31

What is the matterwith that man asked
the lnquisitive small girl in the theater.
The man sitting in the front rowf
Yes'm. The one whose hair is too
small for him,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31

Jess: They say heaven lies about us in
our infancy. Jack: Possibly; anyway,
the world does when we grow up.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31

We are the best equipped esta blishment
in the whole southwest for this line of
work, and our unequalled facilities
enable us to turn out work at the
lowest possible figures
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31

Lady: Didn't you hear me ring, MaryY
! Mary: Not till the third time, MN.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31
The Grand Canon Of the Colorado

the most sublime OF natures work on
earth, indesoribable, can easily be reached
via Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs
on this road. To the natural bridge Of
Arizona and Montezuma's we'll you can
journey most directly by this line. Oh.
serve the ancient Indian civilization Of
Laguna or Acoma, "the City of the Sky"
Visit the petrified forest near Carrizo.
See and marvel at the freak of Canon
Diablo. Take a hunting trip in the mug
nlacent pine forests of the San Francisco
mountains. Find interest in the ruins OF
the prehistoric
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31
LEGAL BLANKS

We carry a full and complete line Of all
Legal Blank, including those required
by the Brand Law enacted by the
last legislature.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31

Mrs. Newlywed: John. why don't you
fix yourself up for Easterf Here I've
ordered a new hat, and cloak, and a
new dress, and want you to look nice,
too.
Mr. Newlywed: Great Scott! Didn't
I get new pair of suspenders last month
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31
Cave and Gift DweIIers.

View the longest cahtilever bridge 10
America across the Colorado river.
JN0. J. BYRNH,
Gen. Pass. Agt., Los Angeles, Gal.
@. II. SPzEns,
Asst Gen. Pass. Agt., San Francisco. Gal.
II. y. VAN HLyCx,
Gen. Agt., Albuquerque, N. NJ.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31
STATIONS EASTWARD
WESTWARD

Arrive Los Angeles 9:35 a. M; 6:30 p.
m. Leave Los Angeles at 700 a. NJ; 500
p. m.
Arrive San Diego 12:45 p. M; $3.50 p.
m.* Leave San Diego at 2:15 p. m.
Arrive at San Francisco at 9:15 a. m.
Leave San Francisco at 800 a. m.
*Every day but Sunday.
CONNECTIONS.
ALBUQUERQUE-A., T. 4 8. F. Railway
for all points east and south.
ASH FORK-Santa Fe, Prescott h Phoe-
nix railway for points in central and
southern Arizona.
BLAKE-Nevada Southern Railway for
Purdy and connection with stage lines
for mining districts north.
BARSTOW-So California Railway
for Los Angeles, San Diego and other
California points.
MOJAvE-Southern Pacific Company for
San Francisco, Sacramento and other
northern California points.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-31
JOB WORK

Of kinds done with neatness and des-
patch. We carry a large and com
plete line Of commercial stationery,
consisting of wedding cards, business
cards, programs, etc,
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1895-03-27
Gone Do,cn With all Hands.

When we read such an announcement rs
this it sends thrill of horror through our
very being. And yet the number OF lives
lost by accidents at sea are very few COM
pared to the number which are sacrificed to
single diseases on land. Take consumption
Statistics show that twenty per cent. OF all
deaths are due to this fatal malady. 1t
would be easier to reconcile ourselves to the
fearful fact il there were no remedy. But
there is. DIR. Pierces Golden Medical Dis
covery has cured thousands, and among them
many whom the doctors have given up TO
die. If seeing is believing, then the thou
sands of living witnesses TO lis marvellous Ell
ficacy in cases of this kind ought to convince
the most skepiical.
Dr. r. V. Pierce, Dear Sir-rwo of our
best doctors pronounced my case consump-
tion. Ispent nearly 5000 and WAS no better.
concluded to try the Golden Medical Dis
covery." / bought eight bottles. and ! Gao
now say with truth that | feel just as well
io-day as did at twenty five, and can do
Just as good days work on the farm, al.
though had not done any work for several
wears. give you all the thanks. Truly
your friend WILLIAM DuLANEY.
Campbell, Ohio
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1895-03-27
Cost of The Temples.

The cost of Solomon's temple and its
interior decorations and other parapher-
MALTA was one Of the wonders of olden
times. According to Villalpondus, the
"lalenIs" Of gold, silver and brass used in
its construction were valued at the enor
nous sum Of s6,S79.S22,O0O The worth
Of the jewels is generally placed at a 6g-
ure equally as high. The vessels Of gold,
according TO Josephus, were valued at
10000 talents, which, reduced to Eng.
lish money (has been shown by Chapel's
reduction tables, was equal to e575, 1885,
203. The vessels Of silver, according to
the same authorities, were still more val.
liable, being set down as worth e640,344,-
600. Priests investments and robes OF
singers, s2,O1O,OOO. Trumpelers, f2OO,-
900.
To this add the expense of building
materials, labor etc, and we get some
wonderful figures. Ten thousand men
bewing cedars, 10000 bearers Of burdens,
So 1000 hewers of stone, $500 overseers, all
of which we're employed for seven years,
and upon whom, besides their wages, Sol
onion bestowed e6,733.997.
If their daily food was worth two sbil-
lings each the sum total for all was $685.
S77,0SS during the time Of building
The material in the rough is estimated as
having been worth e2.545,337, ,000.-
These several estimates show the total cost
to have been e37 ,442,442,l6S, or ST.
521 ,665, 1886 in United States money.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1895-03-27
POETR Y.
BEULAH LAND.

We're getting on in years, Jane, We two who
started out
So bravely on liies journey, when the world
was bithe and gay;
| can hardly tell my darling, how the thing
has come abont.
But find myself beginning to live IN yes
terday.
There's bald spot on my head. Jane, and the
frost is sitting down
White as drifting snow Of winter on the
fringe above my brow,
And your bonny locks are silver, that were
once a golden brown,
Yet you never were 50 qGcenly, Jane, so
beautiful as now.
But, Hurry up, old lady :" the car conductors
say
"step lively, please, ola gentleman and
the young folks offer seats,
Aud we discover in ourselves, when treated in
this way,
A cold and naughty anger. or quick, resent
ful heats.
Then, we've learned TO love corner by the
chimney's blaze at night;
We are not always ready for the sleighins or
the ice,
That used to call US often forth, our faces smil-
ing bright
~ lSu utlIln anu ilOllC ul1At ipi AoAti NhN
flavor and the spice.
And we've caught the trick of looking with
half-respectful awe
Al the judges ano the doctors whom we
used to know in kills;
And we blush at the admission, but our young
est's word is law
She has but to nod her meaning, and our
own opinion willis
Then the small grandchildren rule us; pray do
not deny it, Jane;
We would spoil them with indulgence if they
lived beneath our roof
When the question is of saying no, the little
ones TO train,
We, once so sternly resolute, just weakly
stand aloOf
Yes, we're getting on in years Jane, but | like
it very well,
This broad and pleasant upland to which our
steps have climbed
'Tis a Iestful Beulah country where delightful
people dwell
And the hour of our arrival has been very
sweety timed.
Here we taste the fruits we planted in the morn
ings bustling haste;
Here we sit awhile at leisure, and make
friends with young aud old
Here we read aud talk and ponder, by no iiend
of worry chased.
And behind lies the dusty road, before Us
evenings gold -Huper's Bq.ar.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1895-03-27
The South Might Hare Been Paid Jo'
Her Sidres.

Henry Watterson, in an address upon
Lincoln in Chicago February 12, among
other things said: "After the formal in-
tervew at that famous Hampton roads
conference. when the Confederate COM
missioDers-Stephens, ,CampbellandHunt-
ter-had traversed the field of discussion
with Mr.. Lincoln, the President, and Mr..
Seward, the Secretary of State, Mr.. Lin
coin, the friend still of his old Whig col
league, though one was now President of
the United States and the other was vice
president of the Southern Confederacy,
took the slim, paled faced, consumptive
little man aside, and placing his arm over
his shoulder, pointed to a sheet of paper
he held in the other hand, and said Ste
phens, write Union at the top of that
page and you may write below whatever
else you please.
'sIn the preceding conversation Mr..
Lincoln had intimated that payment for
the slaves was not outside possible
agreement for reunion and peace, based
that statement upon proposal he already
had in hand to appropriate s4OO,OOO,0OO
for that purpose. / am not going to tell
any tales our of school. ! am not here to
controversy. But when we are dead and
gone the private memorabilia Of those
who really knew what terms were offered
the Confederacy-witbin ninety days of
its collapse-will show that in the indi-
vidual judgment of all of them the wis
dom Of the situation was TO accept. And
why were they not accepted? 1t was the
will of God and there should be, as Gods
own prophet had promised, q new berth
of freedom, aud this could only be reached
by the complete obliteration and extinc-
ton of the very idea Of slavery. God
struck Lincoln down in the moment Of
his triumph 10 attain it; God bIighted
the South to attain il. But he did attain
it, and here we are this night to attest it,"