The Louisiana populist., 1895-10-18
The EnlCrprisc Wonders.
What is the matter with Coxey ?

speeches he is making in his can
vass, that even the subsidized pres
is taking note of il.
When the Pops are done up this tim
what they will call themselves. if no
COxeyites?
In that doubtful cOntingenc,
"COxeyite" would be far prefera
bic to tail of the Democrat,
kite
What it amounts to even if the Pop
are at the - and high water election
why they don't and won't get there?
Awful lad grammar, but if W.
understand it, it will amount tc
about 1000 majority for the Pops.
II the youngest baby boy in the State
were to live until he is older than Me.
thusalah, II he would live long enough
to see the Pops witha majority in Con.
gress.
Before that chap is old enough
to take cognizance of political
events, the Pops will have passed
most of their reform laws, and
"Methusalah" III will have to learn
of the Democratic party from his
tory.
Why the Pops have not sense enough
by experience, to know they cannot
beat that democratic Machine" they
have such horror of
You admit the Machine" then Z
Honest confession etc." Well,
you missed the word Il little bit.
1t is ''loathrng" instead of "hor-
ror." A great many other honest
people in the State are sharing
that ''loathing" with the Pops, and
when they get up off of it, there'll
be nothing left for anybody to
''beat.'
What would become OF our poor
country if the Democrats were unpa-
triotic enough to let the Pops win?
1t would Immediately become a
rich country. The desert would
blossom as the rose, and the vii
derness would flow with milk and
honey. The workman would sing
at his work and the business man
would laugh at the rush in trade.
The voice of plenty would be heard
in the land. Sclah.
If there is any other way for the Pops |
to get in, except to kill off all the Dem |
ocrats and breed enough anarchists to
accomplish the feat?
Yes: BY converting the best
clements of both the old parties to
our principles. as we have been
loing, and leaving the anarchists
'reated by Democratic and Repub-
lean systems in those two old
lulks to keep house.
Why it is SO hard to kill Democrat.
IS they often vote after they are deady
Only the truly wicked continue
heir wickedncss after death, for
# the righteous it is said ''their
,ood works do 90 up before Them"
Why the Pops are SO silent about the
Use in cotton that went up without
heir assistance?
Because of our respect for your ,
ceilings over the failure of the
Democratic party to put it up ,
'hen it had control of Congress,
which time cotton sold at At to ,
cents, losing the South 500 mil
ons of dollars. Our neighbor ,
,Ould remembers that the Rcpub-
earn are iBs big majority in the q
[oase, whih the Pops hold the
alance of power in the Senate,
I'd that the price of cotton did d
Ut react until this happened. So q
ou may attribute the present price n
worms, drouth, or Republican Q
ndslilss, as you Ike. p
To is tsue the Pops said, that under a q
President Governor, Sheriff e
ERIK and Constable that cotton would
main at cents and the country
ould not prosper, If so. who lied I? u
Nobody as yet, but the fellow
no asserts the above as a fact,
III do so. o.
Why the Democratic party is lied q,
out so, if it is not the fellow that 81
Ints to get Office, that is doing the w. u
q t.
That's the very chap that's do
z it. You have seven lying =, ~
ound (about) your party for one in