The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-05-12
ERGO, THE EAGLE AND WICHITA.

ERGO, THE EAGLE AND WICHITA.
Atchison Globe: Atchison, Wichita and
Leavenworth are preparing TO send mis-
sionaries to Darkest Topeka and Beer
| and-Bible Lawrence.
Pratt Republican: The Wichita Eagle
! seems TO have a hard time trying to
convince itself that free and unlimited
coinass" is just what 1t wants.
Kansas City Gazette: We second the
| motion of the Wichita Eagle that editors
who publish dirty scrapes or the part OF
state officials either give names or for
ever hold their peace.
Empoia Republican: Il was sitting
with Marsh and Mrs. Murdoch" says
Mrs. Lease. explaining something that
happened In the Wichita opera house re-
Gently. Can it be possible?
Lawrence Journal: The Wichita Eagle
is mean enough 10 intimate that Cleveland
had lost enough of his popularity with
his party without coming out in a card
to deny the report that he was drunk
Enid Wave: Mrs. HELM Lease says
that Colonel Marsh Murdoch shall never
be governor of Kansas while she lives.
VIII somebody please put their hand over
Helms mouth until We can hear from
the colonel?
I'll DoIcNc tNcpuDicdu. Inc WlChlla
Eagle, in It's anti-woman suffrage pro-
hibition resubmission and free silver dis
cussions, seems TO forget that the world
may come TO an end before 1t gets just
what IL wants.
Leavenworth Times: A Wichita woman
says the world VIII surely come to an end
on the 18th Of May. Since IL has been
discovered that the world is round the
public Will be loath to believe that IL can
come to an end.
Topeka Capital: Wichita woman at
the Social Science meeting in Leaven-
worth hkened Trilby to an afectionate
spaniel. To have used the Mexican var
iety Of canine IN her comparison would not
have been altogether wrong.
Emporia Gazette: The Congregational
church at Leavenworth never before re-
allied as hearty a laugh as II did when
Mrs Singer OF Wichita. said that the
natural end OF Triiby would be as an
advertisement for Ivory soap.
Kansas City Star: The spectacle of
John p. ST. John and Marshall Marcellus
Murdoch lying down together as political
bed-fellows under free silver blanket
is one of the exemplifcations of the proph-
ecy about the Lion and the lamb.
Caldwell Advance: Wichita has a
woman who solemnly announces that the
world will certainly come TO an end on
the 18th inst. This will not give Marsh
Murdoch much time to prepare to meet
Gabriel when he 'tootS' his horn.
Atchison Champion: A Wichita chap
was sued by a Newton girl for stealing
a kiss. The jury awarded 80 cents dam
ages and she married the chap to collect
the bill. Thus 1t often happens that both
DartieS to a lay Suit ara intIlrAd for life
sit. Hope Mentor: The Wichita Eagle,
after scoring some subsidized press
bowler, pugnaciously remarks that II is
not owned even by q baking powder COM
pany. This leaves the Eagle open to the
insinuation that 1t is a stockholder in
them.
Topeka Capital: A Wichita woman at
the Social Science meeting in Leaven-
wentworth likened Trilby to an affectionate
spaniel. To have used the Mexican variety
of canine in her comparison would not
have been altogether wrong. She was
naked.
State Journal: In the novel composed
by eight members of the Wichita Hypatia
club, the heroine Is made to see an event
which didn't happen till four years after
the time she is supposed to be living in.
But what is chronology where art il con-
eerned.
Topeka Journal: A Wichita girl Is so
afraid she won't get something of every
thing in sight that she ate ice cream with
i young man when she knew II would
make her sick. OF course she was afraid
she would offend the young man II she
refused.
Mt. Hope Mentor: Matthews, the Wich-
tia rainmaker. did not claim that late
rain. He's mad and going out of the
business. Guess he's jealous of the Well
ington rain prayers" Now we want to
investigate and find out who is praying
around here and get them TO do 1t some
more.
Topeka Capital: According TO the Atch-
ison Globe "Atchison is the decentest town
in the state except Leavenworth and
Wichita, which are also decent towns.
AS the Globe strives 10 maintain a reput
alton as a satirist there is liable TO be
some kicking right now b. Leavenworth
and Wichita.
Sterling Gazette: The Wichita Eagle
wants those editors who are publishing
stories OF the drunkenness and immortality |
Of state officials TO be brave enough 10
publish the offenders names. II the |
charges are true, the people ought 10 |
know the parties, but ii is certinly cow
irdly for "a newspaper to make wholesale |
charges and escape responsibility by fail |
ng TO mention names.
Lawrence World: The Wichita Eagle |
starts boom for Don Cameron for presi- |
dent. This seems 10 be about all that /
s left, Allison does not seem inclined 10 |
stand by his own section, Mckinley is a /
pronounced gold-bug, Tom Reed has gone |
% Europe without expressing himself and /
Cameron alone hSs the courage 10 beard /
he Wall street lion in its den. The /
,ther fellows seem 10 have an idea that /
Wall street is the biggest part OF this