The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-09-15

missed an astrononlc sight that ls 3 awe
inspiring thing, 10 say the least to see
the orb gradually swallowed up by
black substance as If it was totally de-
mol!shed for time.
This great mogul this Panjamdrum OF |
Montana, cut us in the street last week.
Sal Ho! Maybe he thought we couldn't
get back at him but l am not the man
to take an Insult and swallow it whole |
We are running this sheet and propose
to make it a power in the land. We
hear that people think we are going a
bit rough on the county by kicking at
the Pamjamdram. In the language OF
Vanderbilt 1.-THE county be damned say
we. No man is going to assault us ana
take us for chicken hearted without a
come back. See! TO a'hp
We hereby pledge to give $50 gold coin
to any man who will start a morning
paper to wipe out tho amateur rag, and
our moral assistance besides the shekels.
az
The Bladder can live without the rail-
road. The Bladder has been In an exist
ing state for several months and is still
hear and all friends of the Bladder whose
name is legions hopes we will still keep
the Bladder alive to DO battle in the
front van of the fight for the working
man, witch is and ever will be the Blad-
der's friend.
This paper now prints more copies than
all the other rags put together. We no.
tice that our wager Of ten thousand dol
lars a week ago still lies undisturbed in
our safe. Our new linotype presses is
now on the way and will be here soon.
It's journey across the continent has been
hailed with satisfaction as evidence of our
progress. The work of bringing it along
Is slow, natural enough, as such kinds OF
freight has to be handled with great care
to save a breakage which would cost
the railroads a pretty penny but the ma
crimes will certainly be here in time to
go into our new structure which is the
next thing on the cards.
While not wishing to throw out any
hints or insinuations we would like to
| ask where Mr.. Water Commissioner got
his new buggy what we seen him out
| driving with last Sunday, and likewise
/ the costly span OF horses which never
! come from no legitimate earnings OF
the aforesaid man as 1 am prepared to
prove. 1t is a pity that this ring keeps
| its laborers on the water works down to
a measley $1.75 day and can live in
the laps of luxury itself.
@s%
We got two cornpos yesterday to take
| the jobs of the striking union rats who
want to eat a man out of earth and
home The new hands are live boys who
/ considers IS cents a thousand decent
wages, which 1t is.
&%a
If a certain man we can name proposes
! to run for office we beg to inform that
/ he has not yet fixed things up satlsfac-
tory with us, and If he is willing to do
! it, very wei and good, and if not he
/ will hear something drop. We desire
to say that that sub roso biz about his
wifes respected CO co family has came
to our ears. A word to the wise is sufii-
| cient.
We always knew that the runner of the
morning sheet was thin skinned but to
| let his own scrubs break his nose passes
our apprehension. They are playing h
with his salmon business and he don't
say a word. We would like to see any
hired man of mine rub me and my pri-
vate schemes up the wrong way. He
would get fired out onto the cold world
/ SO quick it would make his hair stand
on end like quilts upon the fretful por-
kerpine