Mohave County miner., 1895-04-13
That Wall from the PopuIist Heneoop

A shor, time ago the Mineral Wealth
published story, written by the editor,
into which he tried TO throw some Of the
impossible fantasies OF Rider Hagssrd
and the strange. wlerd mystery Of jules
Vefne. hat after y lengthy introduction.
OF gyraticai coniortions Of the English
language, he stopped short. 8, It il
with this impromp,a editor all the time
Ostensibly he started q republican paper.
and the wheel-horses and strong men Of
that party pledged support, but as time
rolled by this isr.sishied editor caught y
glimpse Of the promised land, and the
P,prilst party was his Moses TO pilot him
through. He deserted his lifs-lopg follos-
ing and launched forth ~ an advocate Of
the great upstart party which ixnomin-
iously went to the wall st the last etec.
ton. Immediately after the slaughter
Of this s0called upheavsl-reform party
he takes down his popnlist heading and
cries Free Coinage, is to L." "Oh,
consistency, thou art jewel"
In his issue Of yesterday he casts cross
legged slurs at our bald head and sd.
vises us to have II cracked and some.
thing inserted into the vacuum. We
admit our insuperionty and bow down to
this mon strosity Of brain power and
humble ourselves before it's purile ex.
uberance Of thought, and confess that
our head don't need diamond hitch to
keep II in shape.
He also says we are In love with red
headed girl. Good! The list OF his
courtships run mp into &C IRE Of unsuc-
cessful attempts yearly, and extend from
Kinsman ali the way to the Moq1i La
dian reservation. He is nov ready TO
make love TO any one Of the feminine gen
der, though her hair be white as snow
and her head as toothless as forty year
old burro. Start up the matrimonial
bureau again, old boy.
Those original poems he inficts on the
public would make u maverick cry for
it's mamma and stop 9 twenty.four mule
team on It's way from White Hills. Great
jumping tsrsntulas! how they make Us
weep.
Not finding any flesh for his meat after
the scoring he got last week he jumps
alter the inoffensive fat printer and pokes
fun at him in e way that would shame q
Zulu. Oh, thou aymnasticated over.
worked brain fowl, spread your wings
and soar In the fantastic flights Of garbled
language, and work out your croakings
iii corns grow upon your brain and the
excrescences swell your head inst little
more. Take another hitch IN the cinch,
Levi
Why this blonde editor is wasting
away his energies out in Arizona we
can't understand. Now, st., don't hide
your light, but let it sclntillate across the
continent. and before long you may be
offered lucrative position on q New
York daily in the capacity of cuspidor
cleaner.
We fsin would close this eulogy OF q
great man without putting on record some
deed Of bravery or romantic episode that
has occurred in his checkered career as
horse tanner, fat-bost captain, colonel Of
q pack train, and general sIl.round hippo
drome, but feel that it would be unkind "
We did not. The most pathetic and start.
ling event occurred last fall just before cleo
ton. One Of the speakers and proml.
nent candidate happened to arrive in
Kingmsn on q Sunday evening, end, Of
course, his constituents received him With
Q boom and roar Of giant powder. St.
was mincing over three line local, and
at the frat shot leaped to his feet, yelled
train robbers" seized his blunderbus
and sprintad for the depot, and we heard
him shout above the roar OF the powder,
hang on TO the safe, st. Charles to the
rescueW When he realized the situa-
tion he fell limp and helpless, and ss
we carried him home to his castle he
family murmured, Please hand me that
bottle Of acid phosphate, as | have a tired
feeling" THE MAsroDoN.
Our worthy cotemDoraYy under the