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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-10-10
ITEMS Gloves.

Mems Good Dogskin Gloves. 81 pair.
Mems Kid Gloves. 81 pair,
Mems Kid Gloves, extra quality. N-5
pair.
MEMS Dress Kid Gloves. si.sn pair.
Mems Extra Quality Mocha Gloves. best
glove for driving, at $50 pair.
Mems Gloves in Dents best quality Of
kid. s. pair.
Mems Light Dress Kid Gloves. the cele-
brated Trefousse make. g IS pair.
Mems Cashmere Gloves in black and coli
ors. soc pair.
A full line Of BLACK Kid and White Kii
Gloves always on hand.
For workingmen we carry the celebrated
Saranac Gloves and Mit,ens. These ara
without doubt the best goods made, and
are warranted perfect in every respect
We carry them in
Caribou Gloves.
Buck Gloves.
Calf Gloves,
Buck Mittens.
Buck Gauntlets.
Fieece-Lined Buck Gloves
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-10-10

Dr. ssillsan ~in return from ~ F@e@-
,,o,, ans resume his practice the Issn sast-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-10-10
Shamberlain's Ccueh Remedy.

"a. -el uo2e,ed with q cough or Geld give
- ',-e9f trial You wlu be more than
go - 'la TIC result itwil cure severe
}, ~ 'ess time than any other treatment.
-. .'e''S fhe iu@cs. cpcus the secretions,
ta-..- -iSs'eFs'-ea au1 cacCts q prompt and
49, % eur"- Them = 100 6auEerin giving
''''lsea ios a. ooHtAius nothing injurious.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-10-10

- home a. my chudhoodl How well l re-
rha ner's-lart and soda compounded
with dough. -s
--,, taefs ~ t3iet IN June or IfecEmoer.
Thsy knew not ''CFe-ta-ta' In DAYS losg
age
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-10-10
HESTER B1Arr CO.'S FREE.

spite damaging Evidence She Ia Ac-
Quilted az Being Di~~oiurc.
hvS'er Elste. w. VS. convicted IN The
aaaa.ciHsl cous. * icing a common wor,-
= vas declared net sesslty yesterday aft
- ~ 5er< sn su5Ec I7lres' court
story % aew Detectives Phuar.ck
- -, $50 WtHs $3.50 the woruau's place
- .'-,5a street. ANA the conversation taat
- 49,. VS. = 40 ~ $50 lie s.crn
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-09-13
THE WINNER OF THE AMERl-
CAS- CUP.

Who will it be? Whether Britain
MIA or Columbia will rule the waves
in the coming contest time only Will
tell; but never before has a yacht
race been anticipated with So much
enthusiasm, and never before have
the contestants been so closely
matched. Apropos to the subject
and very interesting and valuable
at this time, is most deliberately
illustrated paper, in Demorest
Magazine for September on cThe
races for the Americas cup (which
gives history of the famous races
for its possession, and the latest IN
formation about our gallant Defend
or and her w--niormation which
every patriotic American wants to-.
and should. have. Another In
portant national event, the dedlca-
ton of the Chattanooga National
Park and. Cemetery, is Treated OF IN
battle field and battle-ground" -
which is embelllshed win nuiner'
Gus handsome illustrations, includ-
ing portraits of generals command
ing on the famous battle ground.
Hon. Chauncey M. Depew, DR..
Joshua PIN and Governor Evans, OF
North Carolina, give their opinions
of international Contests" there
are charming stories by Mrs. W. X.
Clifford, Julia Magruder, May d.
Hatch, and others; and every one
of the departments, for which this
typical family magazine is noted, is
full to overho wing with good things
IT'S an ideal magazine, published
for only So year, by the Demorest
Publishing Co., 40 Fifth avenue
New York.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-09-13
KANSAS AGITATOR: GARNETT, KANSAS, SEPT. 10, 1895
LONE ELM ITEMS.

Miss Kate Stacy, of Kincaid, was
the guest of Julia Ginbey day or
two last week.
Will Henderson,, of Coffey coun.
ty,is visiting at G w. Memberships,
north of town.
Mrs. Addie Makenson is on the
sick list.
John Byerly, who has been sick
for some time with mararial fever.
is slowly improving.
S. Moon and wife had to remain
in Sunbeam neighborhood last Fri
day, on their return from Garrett.
as they could not cross the Pota-
watomie; also, John Mitchell and
wife had to remain beyond the swol-
len stream that night.
j. X. Gordon, and w.fa arrived
home from Nebraska, st week;
also G. f. Kinclleloe was over from
Colony.
Frank Baker was very pleasantly
surprised by bis young friends
coming to spend the evening, the
event being his Dist birthday.
Misses May and josie Weber
attended the Sunday school ccmven-
ton last Sabbath
Charlie Hawley cut his foot badly
on the knife of II corn-cuttinig ma
chine one day last week, dis lbling
him from work.
The baseball game between Reed
er aud Lone Elm, last Saturday
played here, resulted in score o.
~ to II in favor of Reeder.
Ward Hull started to Baldwin
last Saturday to continue his col
lege studies.
Doc Morse, of Garrett, spent a
few days in town last week, on
business.
j. II. Darche and wife, of Gar
nett, attended the convention last
: Sunday, and were the guests of W.
G.. Olmstead and wife.
Miss Carrie veitje returned home
from Johnson county, Tuesday.
Geo. Smith lost horse by light
ming last week. Electric storms are
very frequent of late.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-09-13
ELECTRIC BITTERS.

Electric Bitters is a medicine
suited for any season, but perhs Fps
more generally needed, when the
languid exhausted feeling preva ills,
when the liver is torpid and 81 ng.
gish and the need of tonic and
alternative is felt. A prompt use
OF this medicine has often aver ted
long and perhaps fatal bilious I ev-
ers No medicine will act m ore
surely in counteracting and FIRE ez-
ing the system from the malar ial
poison Headache. Indigestion.C on
stipation, Dizziness yield to Elect rio
Bitters soc and 81 90 per bottle at
A. 4. Holcomb & Co.'s drug stor re-
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-09-13

John j. Ingalls,. of Kansas, he al
iridescent fame, has declared an
equivocally for the free coinage ~
silver at the ratio If l6 IL |. The
old fraud. Ingalls, "nly needed
time. Now see the Popuhsts all
flock back to his support.-Sound
Money, Massillon. Ohio.
But you won't see the "flOck. "
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-09-13
DOUBLE YOUR MONEY 4!

| have Kansas Farms and City
Property that will soon sell for a
big advance present prices. Now
is the time to buy. The boom in
land is here. If you wait, you will
lose the best chances. There lie no
better aud safer country on earth
for farming than eastern Kansas.
Write for particulars or call and see
CONWAY MARSHALL,
Garrett, Kas.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-09-13

Real Estate, Loan and Insurance
Office to south side over Pilkington's
drug store, Garrett, Kansas.
j. G.. HrArr.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-09-13
Card Of Thanks.

Kind words of sympathy and as
sistauce have poured in from the
numerous friends of our daughter,
Myrtle.
1t will ever be a CLEAN of light in
the terrible cloud of sadness which
has settled upon as. Such friend
ship will be a grateful memory in
the lonely lives ,,f her parents.
WILLIAM HOPKINS.
LIZZIE HOPKINS.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-09-13
Commou sense Remedy.

Natures powerful assistant, our
Native Herbs, does its as a rule
satisfactorily to those who use ao-
cording to directions, for all diseases
from impure blood. Salts
faction guaranteed or money re-
funded. $l.O0 for 200 days treat
ment. Office south side, over Pix
ington's drug store, Garrett, Kan.
]. G.. HIATT.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-09-13
Home for hlvaIids.

Mrs. sarah A. walker is prepared TO
nurse and care for the sick at ner home, III
the eastern part of the city, ut reasonable
rates. She is u nurse Of many years eX-
perience, and will soon be assisted by her
da lighter, Mrs. Ada Bowman. who has
been engaged in hospital In Chicago the
past three years. Those needing care and
attention will find Mrs. walkers home a
pleasant place.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-09-13

Capt. J. F. Towsend and wife
left with the Louisville excursionists
Tuesday, and will visit their son at
Vincennes, Ind.
I'VE see by the Topeka State
Journal that Fred Skiff is suffering
from a cancer and near deaths door.
Mr.. SKifF is the husband of a former
0arnett girl. a daughter of DR.. D.
E. French, deceased.
WIN. Pea and Joseph Bell have
opened a broom factory on Fifth
avenue, east of STEMS mill. They
are maKing frst,class brooms, such
as brush broOms, mill and shop
broOms, toy brOoms, etc. Buy
homemade brooms and keep the
money at home.
Miss Bertha Mellen and Miss
Bessie Capper went to Olathe,
Tuesday, to take their places as
teachers in the dea i.and- dumb insti.
tute.
--LosT-September 3rd, steer,
from drove of cattle driven through
the county from Westphal'a via
Bush City, going to Paola. The
finder will be rewarded. Write to
Peter Plain, Westphalia, Kas. The
drove of cattle belonged to man
named Ranney.
Miss Edith Smith and Luther
Vollmar went to Baldwin, Tuesday,
to enter Baker University.
Quarterly meeting will be held
at the M. Il. church, Saturday and
Sunday, September l4th and 18th.
DR.. Murlin, of Baker University,
will conduct the meetings
e. K. Robinet arrived flom
Idaho last Friday, on visit. He
took sick on the way. and has been
sick ever since. He is at Central
City. LATER: He has recovered.
will Bemis and wife left with
the excursionists to Louisville, and
will visit relatives at Atica, Ind.
before returning.
The car which carried the old
soldiers from this point to Louis
vile left, Tuesday afternoon, well
laden. 1t was highly decorated
with fruits and observation-disclosures
of red and golden apples and white
and yellow corn, corn.fodder, millet.
sorghum, beets. pumpkins, etc.
The ears of corn were represented
at ratio of 10 to |, l6 white ears
to | yellow ear. There was large
banner on each side of the car bear
ing the inscription, Anderson
Co., Sunfower state" The work
was we'll done, and will do Ander-
son county proud at the reunion.
-Monroe's double-pressure cider.
mill will run Tuesdays, Wednesdays
and Thursdays. One block south
of west end of 7th Avenue. If
Geo. w. Campbell. son of DR..
ii. P Campbell. who has been bsk-
ing al the asylum at Osawatomie
for several years. has been pro-
noted To head baker.
Frank Cook, head cook at the
asylum at Osawatomie, is enjoying
Is days "lay-off."
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-09-13

Marvellous results From u letter
written by Rev j. Gundcrman, OF
Dimundale, Mich, we are permitted
tn make this extract: al have no
hesitation IN recommending DR..
Kings New Discovery, AS the re
suits were almost marvellous in the
case ofmy wife While ! was pas
tor of the Baptist church al Rives
Junction she was brought down with
Pneumonia succeeding La Grippe.
Terrible pa,oxysms of coughing
would last hours with little inter
rup,ion aud seemed AS if she could
u.,t survive them. A friend recom.
unenl,d DR.. Kings New Discovery
il was quick in its work and highly
satisfactory in results. Trial b"t'le'
free at A. 7. Holcomb & Co.'S drug
store. Regular size SOC and 800.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-09-13
RuckIen,s Arnica saIye.

This best salve in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Soies, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores. letter Chap
ped Hands. Chilblains. COrns, and
all Skin Eruptions, and positively
cures Piles, or no pay required. II
is guaranteed TO give perfect salts
faction or money refunded. Price
25 cents per box. For sale by A.
Il. Lolcomb & Co.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-09-13

Mrs. A. Bennett, first dwelling
house west of Bank of Garnet,
furnishes the best of meals by day
or week. Clean beds, pleasant
rooms.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-09-13
FARRA BROS.
Paper Hangers, Carriage and
Sign Painters.

Merit your patronage, for they do
the best of work, PAINT PUT INTO
TEE wouD, and fine outside finish
also given, Plain house-painting
solicited, all work guaranteed,
Call on them, on north side public
square,
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-09-13
LOCAL HAPPENINGS.

Harry Brooke and wife are
down from Kansas City, visiting
his brother Howard and family
Charley Coleman. one of the
most accommodating railroad agents
on the Santa Fe system. accom-
panied the excursiOnists to Louis
vile.
Ask for the Monroe Baking
Powder-for sale by all reputable
dealers.
--Weideman, the proprietor of
the old German House. is preparing
to build a new hotel on the site of
the old one.
Get your clothes cleaned and
dyed at the Garnet Loundry,
Cliff HAT and wife made bust
ness trip to Kansas City the first of
the week
The Kincaid bank was visited
by safe. blowers few nights since,
and $4,000 taken.
Mayor Wharton. OF Ottawa,
was in town, to day.
Have your knives, forks and
spoons re.plated at the Garrett
Laundry.
Earl SchOonover returned to
the deaf-and-dumb institute at
Olathe, Wednesday.
The DeWolf furniture factory
il overrun with work.
Miss Lille Mellen visited her
sister, Mrs Barber, at Kansas City,
this week.
Mrs. Ira Bierly and a friend, OF
Central City, called on us, yester-
day
Clothes cleaned and dyed at
the Garnet Laundry.
Last week, we forgot to mt
ton a visit from Thos. Brewster and
little daughter. OF Lincoln town
ship.
Rev. p. S. Wickham. of tho
Christian church. went to FairmOnt,
Wednesday, to hold a series Of
revival meetings.
Rev. Combs went to Emporias
Wednesday.
Take your work to the Garnett
Laundry and keep the money at
home.
Lack Tillson has purchased the
interest Of his brother Darius In the
old reliable barber shop.
Ralph Brooke left, Tuesday
morning, for Annapolis, to take the
examination for cadetship III
Uncle Sans military school.
Geo. B. Kirkland leaves for
Cripple Creek, Colo, the first q
next week, where h. has secured a
position in furniture store owned
by Oscar Lampman, a former An
derson county boy
w. W. Pratt, of Jackson town
ship. reports that he took frat
premium of corn at the fair.
Ed Brooke, OF tn Plymouth
(Ind.) Republican, visited his
brother Howard, of the Plaindealer,
this week. lie is a very pleasant
gentleman.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-09-13

Kennedy & Rows General lnsur-
ance, GARRETT. Kansas. Fair rates,
prompt adjustment and a square
deal in all respects at
kennedy Il Rows, West Side.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-09-13
PEOPLES PARTY TICKET.

For Treasurer,
JOHN PosT.
For Sheriff,
THOMAS SEVERN.
For County Clerk,
j. o. OSBORN.
For Register Of Deeds,
GEO. A. SMITH.
For Surveyor,
G.. P. FULToN.
For Coroner,
DR.. GEO. ScHoONOvER
For Commissioner 3rd District.
G. H. Lowry.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-09-13
STATE oE ONO. Cry OF TOLEDO !
LUCAS County.

STATE oE ONO. Cry OF TOLEDO
LUCAS COUNTY. ''
FRANK j. CHENNEY makes oath that
he is the senior partner Of the firm
OF +. j. CHIMNEY & Co. doing bust
ness in the city of Toledo, county
and =. ate aforesaid. and that said
firm will pay the sum of ONE HU n
DRIED DOLLARS for each and
every case of CArARRH that cannot
be cured by the use of HALL's Ca
rARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY,
Sworn L. before me and subscrib-
ed in my presence. this 9th day OF
Drcrmhrr. A. ID. 1886.
49, a ". GLEASON,
! SEAL Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure il taken inter
nally aud acts directly on the blood
aud mucous surfaces OF the system.
Send for testimonials free.
FL. CIlENNEY & co. Toledo, %.
a Sold by Druggists, Use.
The morning times., 1895-11-10
splendid position
TX hal
why They Didn't Reform.

~ came pretty near getting religion
once" said Sam Ratney, the political Doss-
1T was when Moody and Sankey were here
good many years ago. My folks got re-
llgion at the efirstmeeting, and worked on me
till commenced affecting pretty tolerable
sinful and uneasy. | didn't let them know
that | was in the anxious seat, but put on
bold front when 1 was home, and did d
whole lot of good. hard thinking when got
outside
"'If 1 get religion. says 1 to myself
ri be a new man, but the gang Will give
me the hoarse laugh and there / baked
with salvation on one side and the gang on
the other.
Finally I made up my mind to sneak
around to othemecting thatnight and see how
religion would feel without being sifted
secondhand through my WIFE l was just
going in when l met Bill Higgins old part
ner, Jim Cannon. face to face.
% Hello, Jim, what are you doing here?'
l asked.
'''Oh, 1 just came to see IL my wife was
here he replied. but l could see he was
ratified. what are you here for?' he asked.
"'Oh, l had to come to take my wife
home
Then we both turned around and walked
out. Jim WAS glum and sober, and
wasn't very laxative myself. 1 could see
he had something on his mind. l thought
/ would encourage his confidence, SO in
quired in an earnest tone:
what do you think OF this business,
anyway, JIM?
BY; excuse me, was Just going
to swear, sam, but I'm afraid it's kinc
Of hit me-
Me, too says I.
His eyes hung out till they could see each
other.
why don't you get into ii, them he
asked as soon as he could get his breath
Why, to tell the truth. I'm afraid
the gang would give me the laugh
BY; no. won't swear-that's lust
what's tue matter with me- he declared.
i don't think 1 could stand it, said L.
a. Neither do l. said he.
'''Then let's call 1t OFF and take a drink
when we got Strengthened out a week
later there wasn't a bit of that religion left
in us-'-San Francisco Post.
The morning times., 1895-11-10
WAKING THE COLONEL.
Not Successfully Accomplished with
out the Aid of Flask.

MOI successfully accomplished w itue
| out the Aid of a Flask.
Near TuscuDDia, Ala, as was riding
| across the country on horseback, reached
| a crossroad and saw white man fast
asleep with his back to tree, while an
| ancient-looking colored man was lying on
the grass three or four yards away and
| horse was hitched to a fence, says the
Detroit Free Press. The negro saw me
| as approached and got up and came out
on the road and respectfully saluted me
and said:
| Does yo' wanter ak any queshiuns,
boss?'
| Yes, want to know how far it is TO
| Graysville."
Deed, sab, but 1 can't tell yo'. l
| hain't dun bin yere a great while"
"Who is that?" asked, pointing TO the
white man.
| "Him's Kurnel White, sah.''
"And you are his servant?"
"Zactly, sah-'zactiy."
"Well, let's wake the colonel up and see
| If he can't tell me-"
| "Did yo' jess want ter ask how fur 1t
| am to Graysville?" he asked.
That's all
| 'Doan want ter talk pollytics?'
| "Nor
"Nor about de war;"
| "No"
| "Doan' want ter buy tide kurnel's land
nor nuffin'?''
| mo. Did he tell you not to disturb hin?"
"He did, sab, an de kurDel's VERY
| peaky man. Does yo' wanter wake him up
to AK him to take drink wild yo'?''
| ~ haven't a flask along
| Den, sab, let me inform yo' dat de
| minnit 1 dun woke him up he'd yell the
biggest yell yo' eber heard Of. Den he'd
whoop an holler an begin to shoot wild
his pistil, an afo' we kDowed 1t we'd boaf
be dead an tue hoss shot full OF bullets
Sorry, sab, but 1 know jess how he acts
Some kurnels wake up like lambs, but dis
| yere one nebber did surrender arter de
wah an he's all de time believin' dat
de United Stats is arter him wild gun
| boat an foteen cannon"
The morning times., 1895-11-10
Old Rut Good.

Judge Lamar, at u political meeting III his
own State, alluding TO the civil war, sug-
gested as u parallel case the parable of the
prodigai sou, and the joyful reception at his
home when the naughty boy returned. He
wassucceeded Dya negro, a Republican. who,
after some general remarks, paidhis respects
to Lanars parallel: 'Forgiben!' said he,
''dey forgiben, dem brigadiers? Why,
dey'se come walkin' into de house an bang
de do and go up to de old man an say:
'Whar's dat veal?' San Francisco Ar
nnnaut.
The morning times., 1895-11-10
His Home for Relief.

In Indiana avenue:
Great Scott! Did you sign that trolley
petition"
''Yes, did"
land you pose as a spirited cit
izen?"
''You don't understand: there are seven
bad children right next door to mel"
The morning times., 1895-11-10
Couldn't Stand IT.

They sat in deep thought for half IN hour
after the lunch. Finally one of them could
stand it no longer. So he took cigar
from his pocket and lighted it, with the
remark: Sorry 1 haven't got another
cigar"
Just what 1 should have said to you In
five minutes more" replied the other,
also taking out a cigar and lighting it,
''if you hadn't got the start of me."-Boston
Transcript.
The morning times., 1895-11-10
Not Likely

EIsie-Yes. dear, my husband is a doctor,
AID lovely fellow, but he is awfully
absent-minded.
Ada-Indeedl
Elsie-Only fancy. During the marriage
ceremony. when he gave me the ring, he felt
my pulse and asked me to put out my
tongue.
Ada-Well, he wont do the latter again.
-Tit-Blts
The morning times., 1895-11-10
A Premature Compliment,

Mr. LaZrey, old bacheiur-Good morn
ing Mrs. Gadzby. How is your charming
little baby to-day?
Mrs. Gadzby-How do you know baby is
charming? You've never seen it.
Mr.. Lazrey-True enough, but that's what
l should had said ir 1 had seen it.-Rox-
bury Gazette.
The morning times., 1895-11-10
PerhapS.

Perhaps the world moves not
Fast as we like;
Perhaps there are clements
Off on a strike;
Perhaps there are my things
Better we'd do,
If the universe centered
Upon me and you.
Perhaps we might faster make
This creature, man;
Perhaps we might hurry him
On through life's span;
Perhaps we might sooner react
Deaths gloomy brink;
Perhaps-there are none OF US
Smart as we think.
cleveland Plaindealel
The morning times., 1895-11-10
Very Absent Minded, Indeed.

"Brown is awfully absent minded"
IL should say so. You know what he did
the other day?"
no"
He had fresh cigar and no light:
stopped a fellow smoking a short stub,
lighted the cigar, handed it TO the fellow
and welt off smoking the stub himself. -
Chicago Record.
The morning times., 1895-11-10
When Hes Gone.

"Ho-hum"' sighed Curnmin weele, ~
wish these wheels in electricity would
hurry up their work"
Truck Ryder-W't idee We got now, Cum
min?
Then we kin start out huntin' q job o
tending hosses"-Cleyeland Post.
The morning times., 1895-11-10
Worse Yet.

Paragrapher-I guess I'm gone. had a
joke returned to-day marked ''Haverly's
miustrels, 1872"
Parag agraphist-That's nothing dangerous.
/ once had one returned marked London
Punch."-New York World.
The morning times., 1895-11-10
The Uorse's ConsoIntion

Yes, carriages may horseless be
But how shall men be able
To scent their stiff-backed cUachmen with
The fragrance of the stable?
Cleveland Plaindpa ler
The morning times., 1895-11-10
Loaded Down With Coppers.

IN Detroit.
II see they're getting a very athletic
lot of men now as street car conductors"
Yes; they have to-"
why is that"
"Three-cent carfare, you knowi.-Chi-
cago Record.
The morning times., 1895-11-10

The Frank Answer Inspired Wrath.
Board School Teacher-w hich letter is the
next one to the letter II?
Boy-Dunno, ma'am.
Teacher-What have on both sides of my
nose?
Boy-Freckles, ,ma'am.-Woman.
The morning times., 1895-11-10
Ip,micaI TO Courts,,ip.

Mabel-"Why, papa, what ever induced
YOU 10 take that house?'
Father-"Dont you like tt?''
Mabel-''I should say not; there's gas
lamp right in front ofthe door which makes
the parlor as light as day."-Chicago Rec
ord
The morning times., 1895-11-10

ROOM Tor Its Rfpenfng.
She-You are very well acquainted with
Miss Ruggie
He-oh-shrugging-
She-Why, heard that you two were en-
gagged.
He-Yes; that's al-Chicago Record.
The morning times., 1895-11-10
He Quit.

Papa (enraged)-Why, Constantia, daugh
ter, I've never, in all my life. seen as soft.
green, unsophisticated, spoony idiot as
young Puddington-
Mamma (emphatically)-I have.-Cleve-
la nd Plaindealer.