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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02

FARMERS are among our very best
citizens because most of them own
their own homes. A man with home
to protect will usually be a good citi-
zen. -,-.a n N. go \ ~
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02

"DAH aim no doubt" said Uncle Eben,
"'bout contentment bein' better'n riches.
But mos ebrybody now days seems too
plite ter want de bes' foh hisse'f. Nv ash
ington Star.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02
GOLDEN
MEDICAL
DISCOVERY

Many years ago DR.. R. v. Pierce, chief
consulting physician to the Invalids' Hotel
and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y, COM
pounded this medicine of vegetable ingredi-
ents which had All especial effect upon the
stomach and liver, rousing the organs to
healthful activity as we'll as purifying and
enriching the blood. By such means the
stomach and the nerves are supplied with
bnye blood, they will not do duty without It
any more than a locomotive can run with
out coal. You can not get lasting cure Of
Dyspepsia, or Indigestion, by taking arti-
fciaily digested foods or pepsin-the stom-
ach must do its own work in its OWL way.
DO not put your nerves to sleep with So
called celery mixtures. 1t Is better to go to
the seat of the difficulty and feed the nerve
cells OH the food they require. Dyspepsia,
Indigestion, Biliousness and Nervous At
fections, such as sleeplessness and weak,
nervous feelings are completely ented BY
the Discovery" IT puts on healthy flesh,
brings refreshing sleep and invigorates the
whole system.
Mrs. X. HESRE, Of No. 500 North Haisfed 81,
ChIcaeo, M, writes: IL regard my improve
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02

az SEE" said Mrs. Wicxwire, "that two
million boxes Of oranges were frozen on the
trees in Florida. don't understand 1t"
"Don't understand itln echoed Mr.. Wick
wire. "Tho statement r. plain enough"
"Ycs. but do they grow In boxes on the
trees r. Indianapolis Jonrnul.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02

THE Queen & Crescent Route is the best
equipped and shortest line to Florida. Solid
vestibuled trains and through sleepers.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02

PLEASANT, Wholesome, Speedy, for coughs
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02

To New ORLEANS the Queen 81 Crescent
Route is the direct line; 80 miles shortest
from Cincinnati. Solid vestibuled trains.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02

HIS LITTLE JOKE. = First Cannibal :
"These missionaries give me pain" Sec
ond Cannibal-'I think you eat toe fast."-
Puck.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02

The United Brethren have 4,52t
church buildings, worth 1887, $3.50, an.l
. membership Of 225.281.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02

COULD not get along without Piso's Cure
for Consumption. 1t always cures.-Mrs. e.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02

BUILD the poultry house on the dry.
est convenient spot you can ind, even
II IL is a sandbank.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02

HE-"Fraulein Dora, your lips are like
ripe cherries" She--"Are you fond Of
cherriesr'- Humoristische Blaetter.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02
Her Eyes.

Two suns there are In this one world OF mine,
Whose bright effulgence floods 1t with light
That pales the sun and makes my world more
bright
Than all the blazing spheres in heaven that
shine,
Filling my world with such warmth divine
No blasts OF winter can its love-helds blight;
Nor has II stars, for there can be no night,
No gloom, where beam those lustrous orDs Of
thine.
One zone, one season. one perpetual day,
No fitting clouds to hide the summer skies,
No killing frosts my sweet love-1owers to
Stay
Such is my world, such is my paradise;
And II sun-worship be my creed / pray
Thou chidest not-my suns are thy bright
eyes,
George II. Conrad. in Detroit Free Press.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02

UP IN ARMs-the Philadelphia
Record
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02
VIZ SOIu Dy DruRRIsuS, I0C.
Halls Family Pills, 25 cents.

"To ME, her face lacks something
"Well, when saw her last 1t had about all
1t could stand."-Brooklyn Life.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02

MoruER-'That notepaper is certainly
very quaint, but are you sure 1t is fashion
ableln Daughter-"Oh, 1t must be, It's
almost impossible to write on TN. x.
Weekly
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02
How Do l Know |?

How DO 1 Know ?
How do know that love you?
How do j know when the light
Fades away at the close OF day
And leaves the world to night?
How do know when the music
Dies away out OF my ear
That though so fair, without you there
The world would be SO drear!
How does the flower turn its face
TO the sun that gives IL life!
All, my hearts breath. there is no death
When you are mine-my wife.
Detroit Free Press.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02
Mcvicker's Theater, Chicago.

"Shore Acres" originally produced In
Chicago by ITS author, James A. Herne, Is
booked for four weeks run, commencing
January 81. Seats by mail.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02
Tho Most Pleasant Way

or preventing the grippe, colds, headaches,
and fevers Is TO use the liquid laxative rem
edy Syrup Of Figs, whenever the system
needs q gentle, yet effective cleansing. To
be benefited one must get the true remedy
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only. For sale by all druggists in 600.
and 81 bottles.
A LIFE without n trouble would be rs un-
endurable as q summer without cloud.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02

Mrs. McBRIpE-"John, dear, why are
some grocers called green grocersW Mr..
McBride-''To distinguish them from cash
grocers, darling. "-Vogue.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-02-02

Mrs. X. HESRE, Of No 500 North Hdisfed ~
Chicago, M, writes: IL regard my improve
St. Paul daily globe., 1895-09-16
CROPS OF EUROPE,
Only an Average Yield in Wheat
Producing Countries.

WASHINGTON, Sept. 15.-The crop
prospects of Europe are reviewed in a
comprehensive report of the European
agent of the agricultural department.
1t gives the official returns of the vari-
Gus countries as follows: Great Bri-
tain-AreaS under cultivation, wheat,
1,4l7641 acres; barley, 2,166, ,279; oats.
S,7S5,SO5. The cereal output per acre is
expected to be much below the aver
age The root crops are not expected
to be an average, though potatoes have
done we'll.
Poland, Belgium and Denmark-Crop
all carried, average quality. Large
proportion of wheat crop damp and out
of condition and black Oats, barley
and rye have suffered from excess of
moisture. The general tenor of re-
ports is more favorable in Denmark
than Belgium.
SWitzerland-The wheat crop is ex-
pected to be under 5000, 600 bushels.
France-Winter and spring wheat
quality excellent; crop will exceed SO0.-
U00,O00 bu. The production of sugar for
1874 rs set down as 66l, $40 tons. An in
crease OF 1896 tons over the previous
year. The consumption of beet root
was 7,1SS,0O0 tons, an increase of 1,S17,-
0O0 tons.
GtTnany-W neat Is expected to make
g. better return than in 1894, and rye
also, but quality is not so good, owing
to excessive moisture
Austria Hungary-Est innate for Hun
gary: Wheat is under last years crop
The quality is not up to average
RoHmania-The new wheat is said to
be Of superior quality and quantity
average.
Italy-Wheat is estimated at an aver
age; oats and barley expected to yield
l6, SOC, 600 and $3.50, 600 bu respectively.
Spain-Crop not quite up to average
either in quantity or quality.
St. Paul daily globe., 1895-09-16
CHRISTENED,
But What BurdensOme Name II
Bore.

III
Bore.
San Francisco Post.
Now, Charles. we must select a
name for baby. You know she is to be
Boggs.
Yes, I've been thinking of that N.Y.
self, and I've decided to name her
Geraldine" said Mr.. Boggs.
You have decided to name her Ger
ald1ne. eh? Have 1 nothing to saw
about 1t at all?" demanded Mrs. Boggs.
hotly. -
"Oh-yes-certainly, my dear. What
do you suggest?''
81 always did just dote on Daphne.
Don't you think 1t is sweet?''
oh, yes; Daphne is sweet enough.
but this is no wooden child. What s
the matter with Geraldine?"
Nothing, only 1 suppose we would
have to call her Jerry, and that would
be absurd
II suppose you'll call her Daft. eh
III tell you what we can do-give her
both"
Geraldine Daphne Boggs! How sill
ly;"
81 suppose it will have to be Daftie
Boggs or you won't play" remarked
Boggs, sarcastically.
We'll, no use quarreling over It.
Suppose we let sister Olivia, who is
going to be her godmother, name her?'
''All right"
Sister Olivia entered heartily in the
plan, delighted at the Opportunity to
name a baby. At the baptismal font
the minister inquired the name again.
1t had slipped his memory.
Beatrice" whispered the godmother.
Geraldine" declared Boggs.
Daphne" snapped Mrs. Boggs.
Beatrice Geraldine Daphne Boggs, -
said the minister, and so she was
christened.
II suppose wei have to call her Bee
tree growled Boggs.
You might call her Geraphne I"
snapped the godmother, and the baby
with the burdensome name was the
only happy one in the crowd"
St. Paul daily globe., 1895-09-16

to go it blind. There is no telling what
it iEill cost before they get through,
and so lots of people who might go
into the market and buy street or
simplify all that by getting up a price
list that will give all the information
desired and put a franchise-seeker in
the position where he has basis upon
at so much "a block, grading
the price according to their To-
cation, what the inconvenience
of tearing them up would cost
and the amount of kicking that would
be likely to be made against the alder
men for giving up the city's rights;
then I'd have a regular scale of prices
for franchises of all descriptions, so
that any promoter, desiring to get one
could see at a glance how much it
would cost. Where honest franchises
are desired | would have a fixed price, (
but where the rights are wanted onlyl
for sand-bagging purposes, why, then,
or course, the aldermen would come
in lfor percentage of the Doodle. I
will consider the matter of wholesale
orders also. Corporations or indi-
vlduals who are constantly doing busi-
ness with the council should be entitled
to a reduction from retail rates They
might make regular contracts with
the aldermen for the delivery of such
goods In the way of streets or fran
chises as they might desire, the price
to depend upon the amount of abuse
the aldermen have to stand for giving
them away. AS long as the city's
rights are disposed of in the way they
have been, it seems to me it would be
more satisfactory to get the whole
thing down to straight business
basis. Then both the aldermen and
the corporations would know just
where they stood. That's my plan,
and If it's adopted I think should be
well paid for it, in addition to having
a statue of myself put down on the
lake front as one of the great bene-
factors of the city,
St. Paul daily globe., 1895-09-16
JUST ENOUGH UNCERTAINTY TO
ENCOURAGE THEM TO FIGHT
FOR LIFE.
RISE IN PRICE OF STOCKS
TAKEN BY INVESTORS IN GEN
ERAL AS AN INDICATION OF
IMPROVEMENT.
GOLD EXPORTS AND CROPS
Movement of the Latter VIII Soon
Put an End to the Former,
Says Henry CIews.

Special to the Globe.
NEW YORK, Sept. 15.-In his
weekly review of the financial sit
uation Henry Clews says:
Affairs in Wall street have shown
some changes since our advices of
last week. The bear" side has GER
tainly been more aggressive than
their opponents; the 'bull" side still
persisting, however, in it's convic-
ton that the situation is good
one, while the bear" side, on the
other hand, insist that the current
and prospective uncertainties call
for cautious attitude and warrant
some unloading. The longs" try to
support prices rather than force ad-
VanceS; while the shorts" are eau
tfous about overselling the market.
AS the point on which difference cen
ters is chiefly as to whether the rise
In prices, since March 6, is warranted
by the change in the general situa-
ton, it may help to a conclusion if
we present the following comparison
of prices of leading stocks now and
on the 9Th of March last.
St. Paul daily globe., 1895-09-16
THE STARTLING
Is Bird With Remarkable Imi-
tatfve Qualities.

tatfve Qualities.
Philadelphia Call
me starting, like the raven and
mocking bird, is noted for its remark
able ability in reproducing fragments
OF songs and sentences which it has
heard, and in initiating with wonder
Iul accuracy the notes of other birds
with which it has been associated. The
starring, as its name will indicate, is
native of Germany, but it is never
theless far from being common in that
country.
On Of these remarkable birds is in
the possession of an uptown gentle
man. the past fifteen years Of whose
HE has been devoted to the study of
the habits and nature of birds.
The rare initator, as it afterward
turned out to be, was presented to
the gentleman in question about three
years ago, when only three months
old, although it was nearly a year and
a half after 1t came into it's possession
that he discovered its keen sense of
mlmicry. 1t gave remarkable repro
auctions of some of his pet savings.
winch It was wont to hear, and also
the grinding of the coffee mill and the
noise occasioned by the friction of un-
creased wagon wheels.
Ihe gentleman, who has grown sim
sularly attached to his feathered com
panlon, states that the first words he
SSel Hediu IL utter, were one morning
Wnen ne came into the kitchen, where
ms VIE was engaged, to say good-by.
NO sooner had he spoken than the star
ling, peeping out Of tie side of its
cage, distinctly and win startling ac-
curacy repeated what he had said.
From that time on the birds vocabu-
lary, II such it can be called. grad
ually increased, and now it can sing
portions of songs, whistle tunes and
repeat sentences with as much ease
and accuracy as the ordinary foreign
er just learning to speak the language.
St. Paul daily globe., 1895-09-16
THE SPIKETOWN BLIZZARD.
How the Editor Managed to Rope
In the Reluctant Advertiser.

James" said Editor Clugston. of
the Spiketown Blizzard, "go and see
what makes that abominable SMELL"
The office boy went out and presently
came back with the information that
somebody in the neighborhood was
burning rubber.
Hiram" said Editor Clugston. "see
If you can find out where that horrible
Odor comes from.
The foreman sailed out and shifted
the air. On returning he gave it as
his decided opinion that some cook
not far away had inadvertently burnt
a beefsteak.
You are both right" said Editor
Clugston, seizing his pen and begir,-
ming 10 write, his lofty brow aflame
with the light of a sudden inspiration.
The next number OF the Spiketown
Blizzard contained this item:
The frightful smell that permeated
the atmosphere last Monday was
caused by the accidental burning OF
one of those rubber steaks which the
- restaurant always supplies to its
customers.
'P. S.-Unless satisfactory arrange
ments are made at the business depart
ment of this office this same item will
appear in the next issue of the Biz
zard with the blank properly filed
out"
St. Paul daily globe., 1895-09-16
CULTIVATED BY UNEMPLOYED.
Pingree HPotatO Patchv Idea Is
Tested In Massachusetts.

Pfngree HPOtatO Patchv Idea Is
Tested In Massachusetts.
Boston Transcript.
1t is harvest time at the Morton
farm, the scene of the labors during
the summer of the worthy unen-
ployed who had assigned to them
one-third-acre lots for cultivation in
Jamaica Plain. The result as shown
by the bountiful crops being gar
nered has fully met the expectations
Of the promoters of the scheme, and
Mr.. Peterson, of the Industrial Aid
society, who has fostered the plan
from the first, Is especially jubilant
over the success of the first years
trial, Which was made in the face of
numerous obstacles. There were
only two Of those who started in who
entirely relinquished claim to their
land, and those were men who OBJ
| tanned steady work and had no time
to tend the land themselves and no
one else to do it for them. These
men were paid for the work they had
done, and their plots were assigned
to others. Potatoes are the main
feature of the farm, the staple prod
uct, and their yield has been un-
usually good, above the average re-
ported by farmers for the year, most
men getting from forty to sixty BUSH
els from their one-third acre. A
good nucleus for family provisions
may be saved from this for the win
ter and the balance will net neat
sum of money if sold. One man sold
forty bushels from his lot at IS
! cents a bushel and had some other
vegetables besides.
Although potatoes are most in evil
dence there are enough other va
rieties of vegetables to break the
monotony, and to show what may be
done IN other lines of cultivation.
There are bushels of luscious red to-
matoes, great heads of cabbage,
rich golden squashes, rows of sweet
corn and the unfailing bean, which
is second in popularity, perhaps, to
the potato. On the whole, the man.
| ayers and supporters of the scheme
feel they have great reason to be
satisfied with the results of the ex-
pertinent, and are confident that
with their present experience they
could conduct the enterprise on a
much more economical and profit
able basis another year.
The men who have had plots of
land this year are making eager in
quiries as to whether they can get
them again next year, and some Of
them have acquired such a taste for
farming that they have expressed
their desire to remove to the coun-
try, if they can find an opening to
support themselves. This was one
of the chief ends that those who ad-
vocated this industrial scheme had
in mind, the encouraging of men and
women to leave the over-crowded
city tenements and the lines of work
in which they have no place, and to
go to the agricultural districts,
where there is fresh air, food and
work for all who want it.
IF that had been suggested to
ever so small a number" says Mr..
Peterson, I'VE shall feel that some
good has been accomplished
St. Paul daily globe., 1895-09-16
THE CONDUCTOR
Thought He Was Asleep and Was
Worked on That Theory.

OAA 4heOrK.
Chicago Tribune.
th what station was that?'' demanded
lne passenger in the rear seat. suddenly
rouslng himself, Strengthening up. and
Rr3Jectlng his voice through the dimly-
lighted car.
The conductor. who was coming
down the aisle, stopped and held his
lantern close to the speakers face.
II was Bragoon,' he replied "Afn't
you the man that wanted to get off at
Smallville?'' "'
Il am" rejoined the passenger. "I
asked you to wake me up when we got
lhere, and you said you would"
i did wake you up
20. you did, did you? How far have
we e.,g gone past Smallville?"
,.t1fty-f1ve miles"
;, And you walked me up? Strange I
olont know anything about itv'
=, shook you, called out the name OF
and ane station, station, and You said ALI right ,
you were wide awake. Several pas
sengers got off there and 1 took it for
granted you were one of them.''
Wen. l wasn't. I'm pretty hard to
.s %aRe up. You ought to have been
Tor me at the station. It'll make aS
awful muss. I wouldn't have had this
happen for $1,000 ~ @'-''
You can telegraph them, can't
station?'' INC meat
.Elaxwood"
Does the next train stop there?"
Well, you give me a note to the
conductor, can't you, telling him to
pass me back to Smallville? It's as
nttie as you can do. 1t wasn't INV
famit that 1 got carried past"
The conductor scribbled a few lines
him.f ~ ~
We're coming to Flaxwood now,"
you sure you're awake?"
eI1l get off here, anyhow" re-
sponded the passenger, grabbing his
'xaiise and starting for the door.
whether I'm awake or not"
AS the train pulled out of Flaxwood
the brakeman standing on the rear
platform of the last coach heard a
voice calling out in the darkness:
Hello, old fellowi I was afraid YOU
wouldn't be here to meet me. I came
all the way on a 50-cent ticket There's
b'goShw
St. Paul daily globe., 1895-09-16
THE LONDON MARKET.
Money in Good Demand and Amer
leans Weak.

LONDON, Sept. 15.-There has been
an increased demand for money in
connection with the stock exchange
settlement, but after a momentary rise.
quotations relapsed to the former
level. There is prospective demand
and improved trade. A steady in
crease in speculation, however, Is ex-
pected soon to harden values, since
the settlement business has been re-
stricted, and prices show dropping
tendency. The enormous expansion of
mining speculation has led to charging
prohibitive rates for continuing trans
actions. Many shares consequently
are closing accounts, which lead to
lower quotations. The American mar
ket was weak on a threatened re-
newal of the crisis through gold with
drawals. The heavy exports of gold
lead to the belief in some quarters
that a new bond issue is inevitable
and the attitude of the syndicate was
regarded by many as being taken with
view to forcing another issue at an
early date. A further advance in
South American bonds, Argentines and
Union Pacific occurred and Central
American are attracting huYers
St. Paul daily globe., 1895-09-16
INQUEST is ORDERED.
Coroner Changes His Mind I'm the
Mann Case.

A coroner'S inquest over the re-
mains Of Edward T. Mann will be
held this morning at the county
morgue, the inquest being made nee
essary by the fact that the deceased
carried insurance amounting to some
$4,000.
In connection with the case there
are number of people disposed to
severely criticise Coroner Kistler for
the unusual manner in which it has
been handled. Mr.. Mann, after the
accident, was attended by DR.. Rob-
erts, and a death certificate was
made out by him. Coroner Kistler
looked into the matter a little, and
he, too, sent in a coroners death
as the crushing of the pelvis.
When the coroner's death certifi-
cate giving the cause of death was
sent in, the undertakers in charge Of
the remains prepared them for burial
and after this had been done they
were surprised to learn that Coro-
ner Kistler had decided to perform
an autopsy. This caused some feel
ing among the friends of the de-
ceased, as the coroner had sent in
his death certificate giving the cause
of death, and there were several wit
nesses to the terrible accident, and
in spite of this he demanded an
autopsy to determine the cause of
death. Some of them have unchar-
itably suggested that the appereni
reason was the fee.
The autopsy was performed and
the trunk cut to pieces, that every
portion might be examined, as is
customary at autopsies where dis