New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-29
THE TALK or THE DAY

Driven Z, prnl-Fooi Crank Do'tor-Breai Is the
stan Of Ufec Nonsense, = you eat II when Il IS
fresh YOU Will de u Indigestion. II you eat 1t wAen
Il Is stale. YOU WIN de o, disease germs that have
lodged in T. In short. there IS nothing so 'a'al 10
he a. bread.
Yatien,-Then YOU advise 10 eat something
else?
Food Crank Doc:or-ly dea. fei.cw. science has
Hide to cIer You In The Of ADVICE. everything
else il as GcloterlJts as bread, AMI OF course 10
eat nothing at al will resui, in death by starvation
Patient-Circat Scott / guess the only thing Tor
NE 70 DO Is to take TO drink.
SwlndleG-"No." sail the pansiyc maiden II IS
impossible that this engagement sI1u.t !ast olser'
[ thought loved you once but KNOW oe''eF now
Vel should @ey 1oi" hlsssa the Young man man,
all FOR you'll have not been to a picnic J. na'GG
played no billiards. ! have not taken INK;
have turned the cold shoulder every girl that h9s
tried TO hirt with me. How am s9ons 20 seI pI Nh
back Tor all the fun ! have missed on yes II
forgive you-I don't think '-tlndianapoHs JouFha"
Some unklnI people are wondering why Nortau
dl rot refer 70 Joaquin Miller in his list OF CO
generates But as a matter - fact. joaquin has
never desener1tet
Flattering Himsef-The young lady from Bos.
ton hal Just the young man from Chicago at
the house OF a friend. lnl as he had been repre-.
scented her very bright fellow she ley tnat
she was going TO have pleasant tax with ann.
She lei him along through an int, resting lite series
Boston manner 50 to speak and then she sprung
"ot course she said after a brief touch upon
books. you Know losen' l., l.,
'Ibsen? Ibsen"' he repeated slowly as II IN
Yes: Henrik Ibsen." -
"Cm-am. and he rubbed his chin ana contoFted
his face. Docs he live in Chicago
Why" she laughed. uncertain whether he was
serious or only trying 10 quiz her, 'oi course ne
Il thought not" he said in a tone Of great relief.
rather naitared ny n that knew every porh-pack-
er In town. "-(Detroit Free Press.
Big sleeves are not new thing. will be seen
by the following ordinance in regard 70 them adopt
ell by the town Of Dedham Mass. in 1889: And be
1t further enacted that hereafter no person what
soevcr shall make n carmen. FOR women any
other sex with sleeves than half an ell wide in
the widest part. and prorortonate for bigger or
smaller persons Aud for present reformation OF
immoderate great sleeves and some other superfui-
ties which may easily De- reI.essei without much
prejudice spoil o. garments It is ordered. etc
The New Man-"Look." twi;tcrei tie new man.
isn't this Just a lovely wastcoat ! Iiade II aay'
And the other new man gazeI az the garment n
voluble admiration indianapolis Journal
In a 81. Louis streetcar the other day pretty
young lady appeared to he in great distress. Hey
face was flushed and one hanG cluched the corner
OF her cape while the other moving resi- ssiy
UP and down the inside. When the excitement had
reached the highest point and all eyes her.
she suddenly drew forth a knife and pointed it tow
ard herself. 1t flashed upon the horriei passengers
that she was going to stab herself ard foar or
five gentlemen sprang toward her The one boh.ad
her grabbed her arm and another caught her
hand. Her excitement Immediately vanished and
her face broke into rpples OF laughter she said:
IN you won't let me do H. one OF you pay my
fare or cut my cape so can get my purse: 1t las
slipped into tho lining" When the conductor came
forward five very sheepsh gentlemen each offered
him nickel for the young lady
The New Man.-Wadsworth-W vol well, II
this Isn't Billie Brown How you Old man.
anyway?
The Late Billie Brown am not Billie Brown
any longer. am Mr.. Simpkins / have
red since we met !ast.-Ondianapos Journal
According to lie Revel In Marco" OF Tangcrs
Mr.. Benatuil. Consular Agent OF the United States
at Larache. was sent to the Moorish capital in
order to arrange all claims OF "recamatlons" pend-
ing between the American Consula to- General and
the Sherif's Court. Mr.. Benatui., who is used 10
the manners and customs OF Morocco. returned
from Fee In the beginning OF April, after having
completely succeeded IN his mission.