Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1895-11-27
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n6e While we have time let US do

p@ In the human race the butcher
holds the steaks.
H6 Warm stables for the animals
will save dollars.
I6S Some grocers' scales never learn
the error of their weighs.
s@ If thou desirest to be wise, be so
wise as to hold thy tongue.
a6F The man who admires women
pays a compliment to his mother.
s6r Every animal kept by man, ex-
cepting the cat, is taxed in Austria.
s6- The more we help others to bear
their burdens, the lighter our own will
| be.
ba The natives of India believe that
elephants have religion and form OF
worship.
s6 Four generations of family are
being taken care of at the poor-farm in
Biddeford, Me.
p@r Of all the brides the most un-
grateful is one who finds fault with her
wedding presents.
a9r biologists say that all known
species of wild animals are gradually
diminishing in size.
H8 At the present rate or increase
the country will have population OF
100, 900, 900 in 1910.
H6 Some people act as if their debts
were like coffee, and would settle them
selves in time by standing.
p6 The fellow who tells all he
knows wouldn't be half so insuffera.
BILE if he knows all he tells.
H@ Don't roll in the mire to please
the pigs. DO nothing wrong to please
those who take delight in evil.
p9 A man denies himself pleasures
when he is young that he may have
money to pay out to the doctors when
he is old.
bd An Illinois school ol-mistress declin.
ed to marry her lover because she
wanted to elope and had no parents to
elope from.
s4~ To seek redress of grievances
by recourse to the law is aptly COM
pared to sheep running for shelter to a
bramble bush.
H9 The largest steam shovel in the
world is at work in the phosphate beds
of Johns island, near Charleston, S. G.
1t weighs Sc tons.
p6r 1t is delared that according to
statistics the quantity of meat consum-
ed in England amounts to 119 pounds
per head per annum.
ag American wagons have the mar
ket in South America, and the Ameri-
can wheelbarrow is to be met in every
portion of China and Japan.
sdr Not fewer than 100000 horses
have been displaced in the last seven
years by the spread of the trolley or
electric street cars.
s6 1t is easy to be noble among the
noble. The difficult thing is to keep
the nobility of ones nature unpervert-
ed among the petty and ignoble.
s6y The statistician has been at work
and finds So, 100000 worth of dry goods
are destroyed each year to satisfy
woman's craving for samples.
H6 Nothing remains of the famous
English settlement at Jamestown, Va,
begun in 1907, save the ruins of a
church tower, and this is crumbling
year by year.
~ According to report, Saco (Me.)
Judge has ruled that man who has
paid his way into a baseball ground
can sit anywhere he likes-even on
the home plate.
s4 When you find an unkind feel
ing towards another person rising in
your heart, that is the time not to
speak to fellow being, but to talk
to God in prayer.
p@ Statistics prove that nearly two
thirds of the letters carried by the pos
tai service of the world are written,
sent, and read by English speaking
people.
H6g When farmer raises his horses,
he knows their disposition, constitu'
ton, and capacity. The Ploughman
says it is the proper way to get good,
sound, serviceable horses on the farm.
p6S 1t is reported of man that he
undertook to split some wood recently,
and his wife found him dead half an
hour later. The moral is so plain in
this case that all women can see it.
I4 1t has often been truly remarked
that in sickness there is no hand like a
woman's hand, no heart like woman's
heart, no eye so untiriDg, no hope so
fervent. Woman by sick mans
couch is divinity personifed.
H6 1t was when the late Professor
Proctor was an English school exami-
ner that little girl defined the differ
ence between a man and a brute as
follows: "a brute is an imperfect
beast. Man is perfect beast"
nag A New York politician is so fond
of being "dead-headed" everywhere,
that when some of his friends were
debating how to get him to attend
church, one of them said, "Charge ad,
mission fees, and he'll be after pass
before breakfast"
HS A Maine farmer has trained his
COWS to swim to and fro between the
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