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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-02-08
No. 41a.-GeographicaI Anagrams.

1. Sloop Arr on duty. 2. L. gone
by Avastl 3. Amt ray bar. 4. n, Lun-
dis's gondola. 3. Fo'cas lie fun. Let'r wag
in. g. Sun bend oars. T. Tars, be sane.
g. OFF land--in gulf. O. Picby canoe. 10.
Maud b. T., North Star liner IL. Lug
fine spar. 10. u be droll seaman. -.
Adieu, Junol fast craft. IA. Ahoyl
Boundfar, So 10 Try bean bag. 16.
Signal Helen n. C. II. II. Ayl Glib los
1S. Tars on raft, foot 10 Steam yacht
" Bassus. 90 Il raft, sailor. Grab it.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-02-08

THE fLuIED OK GoDEI SHIFT WITH FIVE
10
bottom ana Is at the iop. Ihore is one
uaru IN the licht part Inc Two ~ :
SHOW "heIe IL joins inc lron'' me nnch
cores are Gun from inc luIl Wlu'h OF %
Ihch il"uci'"i' WIN uiio lI"hu sluo "G"lnsO
Vhe sCiH"Se WIN 'he uhIrau slralghu ny
~, INV Inc p'ch - HiiS"'i9 eoIcu'
AnVao eOIoH lllV',suic = !'iua' - ,,''' '.e
sAlI' l'1Ca9u'cS 30 lloi,'S nIouIu .hc nuu o
.oh,' nc ~, 'op Vi caoii "ach pIGnu,h Is ~
lnchGs' lne Iia'erlai' IL VI 'hIch WOOL
snculu nuto D''" spulso" anu u'iNoii
oVlorc o"''lhs' 7cNiIiE sums up "lN
cn!eluIl! PIccains apaI1 are uone III 'ilis
shlrv onlS a.l,'r 'nc onch portions n''Ne
no'li ii"ou WiUn noiaoln,i .io' anu i"VS"
up WIN ilo,i"lI an" Nciu'in" taclnE' .no
n law ! inOno9 "i"o an 'io ioiiiot ~
ilo ii"iir pt'i.s anouii po "isp
aro",lu ,io po''uin WIN rulSeii"lr oiu'i ~
,he u,pln Vi zen li'olios nc scuiIiS snoulu
w ."hCii ~ W.? anu Plo'ao'
uhtil ~ 1ooAs as II tile shIro il''u growl, W
lr"! po VI" tile a'uo VI
III 'ii0 ""ON nv scam ",o"s 'iio poV,O''
ih'lsU w scMou WY oN"0'lS, ~ .n'u Niio.i
Uuri'u anu PI r ~ my ny P,9a."v -,
s' III my On ',i " liiSo
,I il.oe, siVi 'i'o
,ons." a.. "iU, W. . :. ,ol ",'' ~ Il
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y, 4'Oii on So''ii,9 nie sc"eu anu .no reaO
VI wy w., .lio'o VI Pl"i'a
nrc 10 NC i'lu H. ms must ue uoho on
lI"ihc eAa nc, noJuS'c" 10 'nc SI%1 VI ,ne
Mo"IrI' io nun ore",',is are n.'e1 ~
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-02-08

The following teick is a great favorto
and affords much amusement: Take the
matchbox, shut it un if it should chance
to he open and take two matches. Push
these n little way in between the case and
the box, with their heads upward as
shown in the illustration. Then take an
other match and place it between the two
horizontally, so that it is held there y
them Now ask any one this question:
IF l light the horizontal match right in
the center, which of the two matches at
the side will light first" Surprising tho
answer to be the one on the right, light
the match as near the center as you can,
and you will see it jump into the air, and
neither of the side matches will light.
This is not n trick that is generally known,
and great many people are caught by it.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-02-08

All the words described contain the
same number Of letters. When rightly
guessed and placed one below the other
the central letters will spell the name of
an American admiral who was born July
3, 1901.
Crosswords: /. To offer for acceptance
2. The common herring. 3. A state car
riage 4. a kind of trumpet whose note
is clear and shrill. 3. To render more
comprehensive 6 Hauled z Filled.
g. VCstmentS
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-02-08

Soar not too high to fall, but stoop to rise
Massinger.
We masters grow of all that we despise. Crow
ley.
Oh. then, renounce that impious self esteem.
Bcattic
Riches have wings. and grandeur is dream
lCoWpcr
Think not ambition wise because it's brave
Sir Walter Davenant.
The paths Of glory lead but TO the grave
Gray.
What is ambition? IT'S glorious cheat WI.
lis.
Only destructive to the brave and great. Ad
Olson.
What's all the gaudy glitter of a crown? IDry
den
The way to bliss lies not on beds of down F
Quarlos
How long We live. not years. but actions, tell
Watkins.
That man lives twice who lives the first life
well lHerrick.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-02-08
CTATE OF VERMONT,

CTATE OF VERMONT, -, t~s,t,r>,c.
DDIsTRiCr OF ADDISON, -. ~ ''-''
VT, insOlvent debtor.
i is ordered that the second and third meet
ings of the creditors of said insolVent
debtor be held at the Probate Office in
Mlddlebury in said district, on the 22d
day OF February, lS95, at 10 O'Clock, a. IN.
tor the purposes set forth in sections
20, % and 81 OF "An Act to establish Courts of
Insolvency in this State" approved Nov. %,
1876 and amendments thereto.
The Register OF this court is directed to give
notice 10 all known creditors of said insOl-
vent debtor. by sending them by mail, pre-
paid, written or printed notices stating the
time and place OF SAID meetings. also to nOti-
fy the said insolveni debtor to be present
thereat; also to publish notice OF the time and
place OF said meetings weeks successfully
in the hiddleburv REGISTER, a newspaper
printed AT Middlebury in this State prior to
the time of said meetings.
Given under my hand and the
seal OF the Court OF insolvency for
LIS. the District OF Add Addison this a'th
. JAMES NJ. SLADE, Judge.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-02-08

Among tho improvements lately INTRO
duccd into great iron works are electric
cranes The structures are made with
heavy iron poles in trestlework fashion
ana support tramways, upon which these
immense cranes travel. For carrying the
heavy proaucts of the mills this form OF
transportation has points of advantage
over all others Tho lines from the vari
Gus mills lead to general storage point
and make shipping much more convenient
and expeditions New York Ledger.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-02-08
No. 4O1.-HOurglass.

/. Advowsons. 2. Broiled. 3. To blaze.
4. Since. 3. In summer. 6. To read
studiously. z. Bundles. s. The first of
each month in the ancient Roman calen
dar. g. TO compel.
The central letters, reading downward
will spell musical instrument.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-02-08
HON EMADE DRIlSSES
WHY THE eODeT SKIRT is so DIFF
FlCULT TO MAKE.

The Seams Must Iie sewcd and Pressed TO
Look as II They Had Grown Together.
The Greatest Obstacle Is the Burnouse
Plat.
[Copyrght 1895, by American Press Associa-
ton
The nutod or podet skirt, made with
five pieces, is a work Of patience and art,
but when finished, like all perfect things,
it is n JOY to the rossessor In this the
front breadth is cut narrow, only 20inchcs
acrcss the foot Of the front piece At the
top it measures IL inches and is to be cut
on the straight, with the fold in the center.
There are no darts in this. The side
breadths measure "A inches each at the
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-02-08
No. 4o5.-oeogranhical Arlthorems.

If Roman numerals arc substituted fot
the following figures and the letters Ct
each properly transpn-ed, the initials viii
give tho name OF country in Europe:
5Ol and HGRBNEU, town in Scot.
land
81 and EN-, a river in Egypt
100 and ENERG, country in Europe.
30 and KRNAA, a county town in Scot
land
151 and TNATA, an ocean
101 and NWHRO, town in England.
1900 and EARKN, country in Europe.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-02-08
Sofa.

sofa" which has come to be com
mon term for a sublimated lounge or I'll,
,ettle of our grandmothers, is the Turkish
aane for reception room Tor servants or
abe visitors of servants.-Furniture Trade
Be dew.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-02-08
No. 4os.-Numcrical Enigma.

My whole, composed of 26 letters, is an
old saying
My 23, II, :, %, 4, 6, 10, II is column
of single stone.
My %, IS, 10, l, 2l, IA, IS, is an alien.
My 9, "a, 3, 3, 10 was famous law
River
My 90, 49, s, l3, 26 are wise men
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-02-08

l. Rcproach. .. Behindhand. 3. A
goddess 4. A pronoun. 3 a letter.
/. A large quadruped 2 A girls
name 3 An ancient nation. 4. To pre-
fer 3. Continues.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-02-08

A frying pan with legs about inches
long is among the curios recovered at
Herculaneum. 1t belonged to Docilia whe
had scratched her name on the handle.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-02-08
No. 400 TRANSPORTATION.

Silvcry TWO of winding water,
Tell me where your ONE is found.
May call you Raindrop's daughter?
For what country are you bound'
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-02-08

The National Toothpiok associatioa
slaims an output Of 90 cars anhuAlly.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-02-08

Nc. 4o2. photographed Puzzle: Bath
gate, Cowbridge, Horncastle, Barnstaple
No. 403.-Hidden Proverbs: Fine feath
prs make fine birds. Willful waste makes
Roeful want.
No, 4o4, - Boheadings; S-NlL. Kill,
a-Sur, lear. Charm, Marx.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06
GEMS FROM DIR. MACLAREN.

Mans course begins in a garden,
but it ends in Il city.
Go up to your fears and speak to
them, and as ghosts are said to do,
they will generally fade away.
The Ieaven does not leaven the
wholly mass in a moment, but creeps
on from particle to particle.
The noblest use for the poorest of
us bears in the alabaster box of the
heart, is to break it on Christ's head.
All work that contributes to good
end is great; as the old rhyme has it,
"for the want of a nail the Kingdom
was lost"
In all fields of effort, whether intel
lectual, moral, or mechanical, as
faculty grows, consciousness of insult
ficiency grows with it. The further
we get up the hill the more we see how
far it is to the horizon.
Our blunders mostly come from let
ting our wishes interpret our duties,
or hide from us plain indications of
unwelcome tasks. We are all apt to
do like Nelson, put the telescope to
the blind eye when a signal is flying
that we dislike.
The deeds that stand highest on the
records of heaven are not those which
we vulgarly call great; many "a cup
of cold water only" will be found to
have been rated higher there than
jeweIled golden chalices brimming
with rare wines,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06

Pretty Daughter:-"Ma, may l
go boating?" Fond Mother:-'In-
deed you shan't! The idea! Who
invited your Daughter: Mr.. Blif
fers." Fond Mother:-"Oh! Yes, you
may go with MIR. Differs. He has
cork leg, and, if the boat upsets, just
you hang on to that
A Western editor, in acknowledge
ing the gift of a peck of onions from
subscriber, says: Tits such kindness
es as these that bring tears to our
eyes"
Tommy Asker-"Now, if you was
to get to be an artist, what would you
like to draw" Andy Quick-"A
check on the bank"
Nothing pleases woman quite so
we'll as to look SO sweet that a man
wants to kiss her, and then abuse him
for his awful impudence.
"A woman's creed is made up prin-
cipally of Dom s"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06
THE WORDS At PARTING.

"Ha! Har'
The dying miser chuckled.
sit wasn't for nothing built bur-
glar proof burial vault. for intend''-
He leered maliciously at his disap-
pointed heirs.
THAT all my wealth shall be seal
ed up there with me, inviolate till
doomsday"
Yes, yes"
1t was the nephew with prodigal
son proclivities who spoke.
I'VE have always known, dear
uncle, that you had money to burn"
He was wont to say that the men,
DRY of this parting shot was more
sweet to him than the breaking of
the eccentric niggard's will and the
combustion of his share of the estate
by far.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06
BRUMMEL And BYRON.

Byron, while walking along Picca-
dilly one bright summer morning, en-
countered Beau Brummel, who was
returning from his tailor's.
How are you, Brummel?' said the
poet.
Pretty well, thank YOU" returned
the beau. 1--WE been reading Don
JUAN"
"Yes?" said Byron, with smile.
"There is some clever rhyme in it,
"So?" observed Byron, with affect
ed surprise.
"And some pretty good versifica-
cation"
"Ah?" returned the poet.
"Why don't you try your hand at
poetry, Byron?' asked Brummel.
The two never spoke to each other
again.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06

ID. W. Fuller, of Canajoharie, n. Y, says that
he always Keeps DIR. Kings New DISCOVERIES,
very best results follow its use; that he Womb
not be without it, if prGcurable. G. A. Dyke
man, Druggist, Catski{l, N. Y, saws that DR..
King s New Discovery is undoubtedly the best
Cough remedy; that he has used it in his fami-
ly for eight years, and it MAS never failed to do
all that is claimed forit.( Why not try a rene
dy so long tried and tested. Trial bottles free
at Thos. G.. Forwood/& Co.'S Drug store Bel
Air. Regular size SOC. and 81. u.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06
RING PURE GOLD.

DIR. o. d. Norton wears a ring of
pure gold that has never left his finger
since 1S49. In that year friend of
his got the gold fever and went West,
promising to send back the first gold
he found. He CHANGED to be one of
the successful ones, and it was but a
few months till DIR. Norton received a
letter inclosing lot of gold dust.
This he had made into heavy ring,
which he has worn ever since, but
which is now but one third it's origi-
nal size. The sender, by the way, is
of California.
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SAD.

She had rejected him. He rose to
his feet. The tears were trickling
down his cheeks.
Hard hearted as she was, she could
not help plying him. There was
something dreadful in seeing a man
crv
George" she said II hope this re-
jection'-
Rejection" he cried angrily. DO
you think that | am crying because
you refused to be my wife? No, but
/ knelt SO long at your feet that my
trousers have lost all their creases."
And then another sob shook his
frame as he departed from her sight.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06
FISHING, GRABBING, ROWING
AND SAILING,
HIGH HOUSE, Romney Greek.
Six Miles below Perrymans.

zcFEss, This far-famed resort is now open
s.Ssi.ltks s to the public for the coming season.
Being situated as 1T is at the mouth
of Romney Creek, on the border of the beau
tiful Chesapeake Bay; The fishing and crab
bling grounds are within talking distance of
the shore. In case of a storm the shore can be
made in short time. 1t is headquarters for
Crabs and Fish, and the best place in the coun-
ty for parties to spend the day.
There is Bowling Alley and other amuse-
ments, and Il Dancing Pavilion on the
grounds.
All my Boats are in tirst-class order, and 1
am prepared to accommodate parties of any
number. Lines, Bait, &C., always ready, with
trusty men to care for parties.
Charges will be % cts. per head sail boat and
manager $3.50 per day. 50 cts per day for
row boats. 81 for trot line and bait. Fishing
lines and rods free of charge. Crabs cooked
on shore without extra charge.
Parties will do well to give few days no.
tice prior to coming, to secure boats ahead, so
that may make Il reserve for them.
Sunday parties will not be tolerated.
Address
JOHN H. MAHAN,
12jy Michaelsville, Hartford Co., Md.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06
SUPPER and FESTIVAL,

The Ladies of the Methodist Episcopal
Church, Bel Air, will hold their Annual Sup
per and Festival, on the Church Lawn, on the
18th, 18th and probably 18th of September
Supper tickets will be for sale by several of
the young ladies of the Church. Single ticket
% cts or five tickets for one dollar. Come
and enjoy yourself. aoau
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2netical.
DOM TIL r. STREAM,

Love, 1t began with glance,
Grew with the growing of flowers,
Smiled in dreamful trance,
Rocked not the passage of hours.
Our PASSIONS flood rose over,
Flowing for her and me,
Till the brook became river,
And the river became sea.
Grief, 1t began with word,
Grew with the winds that raved,
A prayer for pardon unheard,
Pardon in turn uncraved;
The bridge so easy to sever.
The stream SO swift to be free
Till the brook became Il river,
And the river became sea.
Life. 1t began with sigh.
Grew with the leaves that are dead;
Its pleasure with wings to fly,
Its sorrows with limbs of lead;
And rest remaineth never
For the wearier years to be,
Till the brook shall become a river,
And the river become u sea.
Lord HOu9htOn
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06

boy, can l go through this gate
to the river ~ politely inquired a fash
ionably- dressed lady. "Yes'm; a
load of hay went through this morn
ing" was the urchin's horrid reply.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06

THAT'S what get for my pains"
sobbed the small boy, as he swallow
ed dose of castor oil.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06
TRUSTEES SALE.

BY virtue of decree of the Circuit Court
for Hartford county, as Court of Equity, the
subscriber, as Trustee, will offer for sale mt
Public Auction, at the Court House door, in
Bel Air,
On Monday, September 10, 1898,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06
THE EGISAND lNTELLIGENCER.
Is Published Every Fridayby
FRANK E. GORRELL.
TERMS.-SI.OO A Year I'm advance.

Transient Observation-Disclosures Square,
insertions or less s1.5O. Each subsequent in
sertion % cents. Longer advertisements in
the. same proportion. A space equal to six
lines makes a square. Figure work double
price.
Obituaries and Personal Communications
will be inserted at 10 cents per line.
Yearly Advertisements at Special Rates.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06
RATHER MEAN.

Speaking of dinners" said Haw-
kins, reminds me of something over
heard in these very rooms not two
nights ago. l always knew Shocks
was of saving nature; but l never
believed that the fellow was down.
right mean"
"How's that?" asked Bluffkins in
differently.
"Well, it was like this. Tuesday
night Shocks came in and began talk
ing with Webb. I hear you're going
away ON Saturday. said Shocks.
YES answered Webb. For three
months
land what are you doing to-mor-
row night?''
Wednesday, said Webb. Ihave
no engagement for Wednesday,
land the next night?''
"'That's Thursday. 4 dine with
the Blakes on that day
"'Dear, dear! That's pity said
Shocks, with good bluff at disap-
pointment. I wanted you to take
dinner with us on Thursday"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06
JOHN A. YOUNG,
PRACTICAL
Matchmaker and Opdcial.

Twenty-Five years us Il watch repairer, 3
years apprentice. one year under Instructions,
312 years foreman and the balance of my
time in business formyself, during all this time
| have made study of optics" fitting Spec
tacles and Eye Glasses properly, as they should
be fitted.
The lenses are ground to their proper axis
and are fitted and adjusted by myself in Spec
tacles and Eye Glasses of Gold, Silver, Nickel,
Steel, Rubber or Zylonite frames, and am re-
sponsible myself for all mistakes.
In fitting Lenses to the eye my speciality is in
Myopia, Hyperopia, Presbyopia and Astfgma-
tism, which are near-sighted, far-siehted. old
sighted and poor-sighted. Nearly all cases of
astigmatism occur in children, causing pain in
the eye, rubbing of the eyelids, pain above the
eyebrows, headache, letters running together,
&c. have complete set of instruments and
test cards which Iuse to correct the sight in the
young as well as in the old or middle-aged.
e@ refer to Dr. VIM S. Richardson, DIR. Z.
Hall Richardson, DIR. w. b. Munnkhuysen and
DR.. ]. Ward Scott.
JOHN A. YOUNG,
16mh Main Street, Bel Air. Md.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06
~ ACRES, MORE OR LESS,

q ACRES, MORE OR LESS,
ituated at the toll-gate, on the Bel Air Turn
pike, and on the public road from the toll gate
to Hon. Herman Stump's, being the same and
all the land more particularly described in
deed to Rebecca Whitaker from Elijah ]. Ii.
Whitaker, dated the Sd day of June, 1885, and
recorded rs aforesaid in Liber A. L. j., No. 90,
folio 451.
This farm is unimproved but contains several
valuable building sites.
TERMS OF SALE.
The terms of sale prescribed by the decree
of the purchase money shall
be paid in cash on the day of
sale or ON the ratification thereof, in the
discretion of the trustee; one-third in
six months and the balance in twelve months
from the day of sale, or all cash at the option
of the purchaser; the credit payments to bear
interest from the dayof sale, and to be secured
by the notes or bonds of the purchaser, with
security approved by Trustees.
OCTAVIAN NJ. whitaker,
Trustee.
John S. Richardson, Auctioneer. 3Oau
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06
REAL ESTATE SALES.
Trustees Sale.

By virtue of a decree of the Circuit Court for
Hartford county, in Chancery, passed in the
case of Howard Whitaker ct al. VS.. Elijah J. B.
Whitaker ct al, will offer for sale, at Public
at the Court House door in Bel Air,
on
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06

commonly called Dunkale Mills. and compos-
ed of tracts or parts of tracts of land called
DunkaIe, Small and Addition to Gibson's Ridge,
or by whatsoever name known and being the
same and all the land more particularly de-
one to said Rebecca from Alex. Norris, dated
the 10th day of April, 1855, for acres, 26
perches, and recorded amongst the Land Rec
ords of Hartford County in Liber A. L. j., No
6, folio AZ. and also in deed to Franklin
Whitaker from Lee Magness, dated the 18th
day of April, 1851. and recorded as aforesaid
in Liber H. d. G., No. 81, folio SO, and also a
part of the lands containing 50 acres, more or
less, allotted to said Rebecca by the Commits
sioners for partition of the lands of Caleb Pue,
.A her father, recorded amongst the
5000 Equity Records of said Court in
~ IENsSS7ISTgsI4yA Liber No. 5. tolio 293.
GEz&28 This farm is improved by large
Stone Mill and comfortable Two-Story
FRAME MANSION HOUSE, a Stone Tenant
House, and ordinary outbuildings.
. A Il that farm, containing
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06
PRACTICALLY NOT IMPROBABLE.

He was a collector. AS he stood
there on the steps, after pounding the
door several times, he wore look of
determination and blue overcoat.-
Ne pounded again more desperately
than before and looked determined,
still there was no response. The oc-
cupant was evidently in, as the blinds
were raised downstairs and an up
stairs window was open. The next
door neighbor from each side came
out, and with look of ill-concealed
pleasure, withdrew. Some small boys
were playing ON the pavement, and
noticing his trouble one of them said:
"She's in there, mister-she was
just lookin' out the window at yer!'
. Giving the lad nickel he said:
go round to the back door and
tell her gentleman wants to see her."
When the boy returned the caller
said:
well did you see herr"
Eyes, SIR
What did she say"
"Why, she told me to tell yer that
she went away early this morning.
well, go back and ask her when
she expects to get home"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1895-09-06
PATENT MEDICINE DEPOT.

MEDICINES. TOILET ARTICLES. PER-
FUMERY, sSc.,
Cheaper Than Ever, and Guaranteed
the Best of Their Kind.