Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1895-09-21

thut sHe IntenUS nere0Tter 10 stay at
home Is another indication that she
Isn't such new woman as she used to
be.
The sea serpent no longer dispOrts
himself In our midst.-New York Com.
mercial Advertiser. You must have
eaten something which didn't agree
with him.
New York is to open a school of pistol
practice for the benefit of the police.
In the meantime. until It IL established.
the policeman as usual will practice on
the citizens.
We are not surprised to learn that n
Chinaman Of the name of Lin Ching
was run out Of Mississippi county
last week. His name sounded like n
deliberate insult.
Mrs. Willie X. Vanderbilt receives
only S35O,OOO alimony n year. A few
more balls like her recent Newport per.
Torrance ana she may have to end her
social season by pntronizing three balls
simultaneously.
a number of striking Indians who
were making hay for Minnesota fnrm-
or threatened to scalp the farmer II he
did not pay them their wages. The ten.
dency of the red man to split hairs over
inconsequential differences like this II
what retards the solution of the Indian
problem.
Mrs. Booth says that IL the salvation
army took hold of the new woman II
would take her certain garments ana
give them to the sex to whom they bc
long. This will make Mrs. Booth solid
with the husbands whose wives are
constantly giving away their last sum.
mer's pantaloOns.
The London Sun says: "Alax Edcl.
German bacteriOlOgist. recently took
bath ana then examined the water for
microbes. He found that II contained
1850. 100000" With this record star
ing him In the face we believe Max
would he justified In taking ut least one
more bath this year.
A Brooklyn m0torman whose car re-.
Gently ran over and killed man testi-
fled at the cOrOner's inquest that he had
had but two hours sleep In the proceed
ing twenty.fOur. and was working I'M
der protest when the accident occur
rcd. There should be no trouble In fix.
Ing the responsibility for this criminal
negligence.
The latest discovery announced by
the lerniciously active intercollegiate
II that even the hitherto unsupported
egg of the hen In frequently full Of
deadly microbes. The triumphs OF
science are 80 great TINT men refuse to
beware of microbes, It having been
demonstrated that no matter what II
enten full meal Of bacteria IL assured.
A tlirce.hundred.pO pound woman In
williamsburg. n. u. tried to shuttle of
her mortal coll the other day with the
aid Of Il knife. but Its blade was only
five inches long. and 1t failed to pene.
trate her adipOse tissue to u sufficient
depth. She still lives and Is recover
Ing. This shows how necessary It Il. In
any great undertaking, to train down
to 1t properly.
san Francisco has good reason to be
alarmed by the reports Of cholera In
Japan and Honolulu. ana has wisely
determined to clean Chinatown and. II
necessary. to quarantine Its dirty deni-
xens. 1t would be of immeasureable
advantage to the city II 1t would cut this
pOlsOn.exuding ulcer out Of Its breast
and cauterixe the place 1t occupied
and not only TO San Francisco. China.
town Il a menace to the entire country.
~. Vaul has yielded rs gracefully us
possible to the inevitable. The Globe.
In acknowledging that Minneapolis llas
10000 people while In st. Paul there
are only 10000. asserts that IT. Paul
isn't II particle chagrined. hut rather
looks with pride upon the growth Of Its
former rival. for the interests Of the
two cities are thoroughly Identical"
Behold. brethren. how pleasant 1t Ia to
dwell together In unity. particularly
when the other fellows have lis under
their bOOtheels.
Marshall p. Wilder Is telling story
about ian Irishman I met on the other
Side" He was teamster ana walked
into a telephone Office and rang up cen.
trail. The following one-sided CONVEX
satiOn ensued: "HellO! This central?
Give me the feed store. Hello. feed
store! Send mp n load of hay. Who
for? Why, for the horse, of course"
This pleasant little tale Is testimony to
the vigor and tenaclty Of Mr.. Wild
ers memory and also corrects the gen.
eral impression that telephones had not
come into use forty years ago.
The Boston Post complains that there
IL not room enough In the school build
lngs of that city for the children OF
school age entitled to accommodations
and the cOnveniences of modern pub
lie schools. 1t would be instructive to
know whether In the Boston schools
there Is more than room enough NJ the
top for music, drawing. classical Ian
guages ana fads. but not room enough
down below for spelling, reading and
writing and arithmetic. Is Boston or