Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1895-06-12
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self great than to he born so.
p~ There is great deal of common
sense in getting scared in time.
S6T The craving for applause is as
morbid as the craving for alcohol.
~ No fewer than 629,879 people
named Mueller are now living in Ger
many.
~ Few men get their life labor &C.
complished without some sore heart
aches.
~ 1t costs 100000 annually
to pay the expenses of the armies OF
Europe.
~ The whisky habit is mortgage
on the future with interest payable
every day.
- Silk is so cheap in Madagascar
that the poorest people wear clothing
made of it.
I@ For actual discomfort, disap-
pointment in love is nothing compared
to tight shoes.
Nc The man who gets rich at the e1-
pense of his conscience pays too much
for his money.
~ The right kind of religion never
has to 20 away from home to find
something to do.
pGr Though Asttery blossoms like
friendship, yet there is great differ
ence in the fruit.
~ But one person in 10000 attains
the age of 100 years, according to in
surance statistics.
~ The capacity of the largest -four
ing mill in Minneapolis is said to be
$500 barrels day.
~ Eighty millions of dollars is the
annual amount paid to school teachers
in the United States.
~ Iron is good for the blood, but no
man likes to have it administered in
the form of carpet tacks.
~ No man can succeed in business
without faith in the good as well as the
bad points of human nature.
p@ If you sneeze in Vienna cafe,
even strangers will remove their hats
and exclaim, "God bless you %
p@ A striking countenance is not
always an evidence of brains. Consid-
er the VIM. goat, for instance.
p% A man down in Georgia has
built a number of houses which are
occupied by widows free of rent.
10 The deepest we'll on our Atlantic
coast is that at the silk works near
Northampton, Mass, depth 3,7oo.
t@ The fellow who would have
done thus and so if he had been there
is the fellow who never. gets there.
I8 1t is an important time in
mans life when he tells his first lie
but he rarely finds out when that is.
E6 Queen Victoria has signed the
bill making full woman suffrage in
South Australia an accomplished fact.
tS A young man named Bartholo-
NEW Benjamin Iverson Jones recently
went West to make name for him
self.
I~ Though a woman can keep a
secret if she has to, she can't keep
secret the fact that she has secret to
keep.
s% At Quito, the only city in the
world on the line of the equator, the
sun sets and rises at o'clock the year
round.
H@ The Josephine caves in Oregon
have been explored for about 10 miles,
and they seem to extend far into Cali
fornia.
r6r We always envy fat woman
when we see her laughing. There
seems to be 80 much of her having
good time.
s@ jewelers. report that gold dollars
are extremely scarce, and many other
persons note similarity in the silver
and paper varieties.
n0- A nicely sharpened lead pencil is
the only thing that defies the law of
gravitation. The lighter end always
strikes the floor first.
I6r When a boy gets too old for his
mother to wash and lather him, his
neck and ears never get good wash
ing until he falls in love.
I@ Coal-tar yields 16 shades of blue,
the same number of yellow tints, IL Of
orange, 8 Of violet, and numerous
other colors and shades.
I6 The earth at the equator moves
at the rate of mile in 3.6 seconds,
four-tenths of second slower than the
velocity of cannon ball.
s% Quack-So you prefer me to
DIR. Phil ? Mrs. Mulligan-Och, in
deed, docthor dear, ye're dale bet
ther than the other ould 'umbug.
s1r TO live peaceably in society, we
must open our eyes to the qualities
which please us, and shut them on the
ollies or caprices which shock US.
l6 1t is estimated that over 5000
women in the United States act as
postmasters. The largest number for
any one State, 463, is in Pennsylvania.
16r According to Professor Attwater,
butter has the greatest fuel value as
all article of food, and contributes
more than any other in maintaining