The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-06-28
THE SUMMER MONTHS.

THE SUMMER MONTHS.
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so it is nc trouble for TO forward THE CALL to
your address. Do not let it miss you for you win
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Business Office 40 Market street. will receive
prompt attention.
FRIDAY JUNE IS, 1895
Help the home market.
Keep the Fourth in mind.
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Beware of lottery fakes ard fends.
Kentucky's Blackburn is now a heart
burn.
Cleveland evidently mas Democracy in
his fish basket.
The apricot-grower has something like a
bonanza this year.
Olney vigorous policy must have struck
snag somewhere.
Considering that these are the holidays,
the world is pretty busy.
Berkeley is now regarding Stanford with
q condescending affection.
The Russian refugee is apparently much
better in romance than in realism.
Booksellers are now calling the depart
ment stores ''the deadly octopus"
Japan has led China to the water OF civil
ization but cannot make her take it.
Los Gatos has 'Girlingame" to offset
fair of Coz, Nfa+ao County
This is an off year for bimetallism, but
next year the West will be heard from.
The manners of Goat Island and Raccoon
Straits had largely developed animal in
stinct.
The average lottery doesn't even take
the trouble to put on any bait for the
sucker.
The Valley road continues to march on
and the bands are heard in the San
Joaquin.
The spirit of the Kentucky Democracy
scars like an elephant and sings like
kangaroo.
The filaments of the Fair estate cancer
are ramifying extensively throughout the
body polite.
Illinois, Missouri, Texas and Montana
have been again indulging in their repre-
hensible dissipation of cyclone.
Lord Salisbury may try to dish the Lib
erals by bringing in home-ruIe bill of his
own and asking them to vote for it.
The only excellence which the bicycle
has not yet been proved to possess is a
facility for promoting courtship and mar
rage.
The problems involved in the City tax
levy might be approximately solved by
following the constitution in assessing
property.
The eyes Of the San Francisco bloomer
girls are so bright that it would be down
right insult to require headlights for femi-
nine bicycles.
Putting free-silver candidate on a gold
standard platform is the way the Kentucky
Democrats split the difference to avoid
splitting the party.
HeaIdsburg has now stepped into the
ranks with an organized Board of Trade,
one of whose special tasks will be the i'm
provement of the city.
Cloverdale can remove the temptation
of the railroad to charge e1orbitant rates
for hauling its products by building an
electric road Of its own.
The escaped Russian convicts whom our
Government harbored have been murder
ing our citizens with large and airy free
dom IN gratitude for our hospitality.
very delicate part of Labor Commits
sioner Fitzgerald's duties in the conduct
of the Free Labor Bureau will be not to
offer worthless laborers to employers.
The New York Advertiser makes great
splutter over the report that Cardinal Glib
bons may be the successor of Leo XIII,
but overlooks the vagueness of the way.
San Francisco house-builders will have
taken a step in advance when they have
learned that it is as advisable to exclude
the winds as it is to invite the sunshine.
Port Townsend is splitting its sides with
merriment over the unfounded rumor that
hlibusters are preparing 10 ship arms
ALUM AuSeb OOuuQ W OC1hc LII u 1dWdlldu
revolution.
An exchange speaks of Lord and Lady
Sholto Douglass, who have been discovered
at their hiding-place near Los Gatos, as
1.-THE royal pair" but makes no allusion to
bobtail flush.
One of the wonderful lessons which the
American delegates to the International
Railway Congress will learn is that in
England the railroads are subservient to
the Government.
Eastern people have become so alarmed
lest the West should send them horse meat
for beef, the papers have begun to publish
recipes for distinguishing the difference
between the two.
The invasion of the Santa Fe company's
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