New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-11-03
THE TALK or THE DAY.

,h., IN Arizona which has an Indian
,on,,a,on Of $1,000. not single white man has been
L,l,ed by an Indian during the last year
n,,era,ons in the Trenches.-'T say. Pat" saA
Mike throwing down MS se OF The street o and ox
s scro.s 10 the other ye could see the side
pat Me wIIs s s1asa suppo,n we're on q:
other side DO ye think y III % Gail 'e ''''
A church fair was held In bangor Me- Inc
other day. at which there was graools Dur
inc the evening a gentleman who paid FOR
e drew an, a note with the following Inscri1
80 "cood for one grave. dug any time during
the ensuing year. John Spaoer'
rnharrassing.-.T used to know your father, The
old s0ap-nakcr. Wei L,,o ues his net hobby
Paryenu-leS, SodP-'"'"o '
FIeSende bIaet'ei'
Tho lite town Of AGREE, Ky, held Its municipal
o,ao,on last week When the balloting took place
80 Ind that only one OF the forty-two yotery
u,,a nronerlv registered. That one was the cand!'
data for Mayor He cast the only oanot Al ice
eIectIon. and duly elected himself and Board ct
Aldermen.
A Private citzen.-weary Watkins-Ever think
Of giitn into the p2 ss no don't want TO De.
come no pubic oft!ce-holder You won mo ~ me-
askin' nothin' Of the county i a. long aS ~" 81
NV own Twin. -Indianapo-ls JouTn''
I'm IN the Twent.-thrd Ward, near Hunts Point
l., coession Of streets named after America
noets-Bryant. Lorgfellow, Whittier, DFaEe anu hAs
lock .Ius, east Of them. American vaior on the -
&c commenorated by these street names: fsrFasI
preb,e Porter and Dahgren
AT THE GRINDIN OF THE CANE
The fair time, the dear time Is comn Fo1hd Ian,
when a Teller II meet his sweetheart - '"e s''"''
when bright eyes will be beamin under bonnet'
cI weiIi kindeT think we're dreamn while were
kissin' of the girls.
Oh sweet the cane juice drppin' from me "'na'h'
An sweet the red lips sippin'-brt their kiss Is
An the world is sugar-coated' an a feNer can't
When he meets an greets his sweetheart at the
srI11FF, rank l.. Stanton in Atlanta Constitution.
"The Yale News" has strongly urged ali Yale
.rdents living in this city to go home 10 register
and 70 vote In order ito 10 votes on the ads
OF clean government
The vzryv-one of the Russian tor2c1o-6oa;s
has the above eonsonana,d H fdnd On var 80
-(American Engineer.
The historian Of a century hence wiz probably be
mt 10 great pains 70 find who were the Garoos'
the Gazcos the Goo-Goos the Laroos ana the oJnss
zoos OF the present campaign, and way they "~--
so called
Daughters UsefunessIMr Grumppsnlei ,b Iasi
like to know what good all these c0O"-''7
Mrs G.-Everythng she cooks she brings nom n,
Yes and none OF the family vii toucn en- a"u
the things are just thrown away. ,,
mo they are not. She gives them 10 UaNhps'
Huh, What good does that do? o.. -. ,.-.
I'VE are getting rid OF the tramps -'-Ne"-io 'A
Weekly.
usnrv Watterson describes tire Democratic party
os"a monster without head running loose
throuch the wilderness of political .ncertiiude.
This description fits the Democratic party Ike
glove: but for that very reason 1t won't 'hahA
Henry for printing II.
A laborer employed in Of the iron mills II
Al egnony. earn ing the muniicent salary or 81 ~
day for wheeling in wheeiDarIo", rScetei
Telegram announcing that relative IN lrelahi ma
died and left him 5000 He left his Jop, went
Ireland secured the cash and started upon care
OF luxury and high living. Two years later ne re-
appeared in Pittsburg, asked for MS ga posl,v.
and went back TO wheeling ore. one day anotne'
telegram came announcing that relative IN BEG
land had died leaving him $4,000. He threw UP ~.
hands in despair. "Hvins," cried he. Must -
trow up me job and go over Their and waste anotn'
wear or two in spindng that? It's bloody shai,i.
10 handicap decint workin' man Ike tnot: -
sind word to thin Oh can't do it."-''uit'-'o En'
uuirer