The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-02-24
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otner social function. my partner always
came FOR me in a carriage But such a
( tang Is never heard OF in New York
! w men young gentleman here wants TO
take a young lady 10 the theater he must
ask tNo-the young lady and chaperon .
Ana even then, the fond mamma is likely
20 put q veto ON the proceeding. This
IRON rule accounts for the numerous thea
/ yer parties, which are altogether expensive I
aHalrs, since the man who gives it must
furnish box ut one OF the high-priced
houses. which means no small expendi-
lure But this is not ala theater party
is no party at all unless &c is followed 10y a
oainty supper at one Of the SVEN restau-
rants
As TO going TO a BAN with a young
man, continued the lady. nobody in New
ofk ever heard Of such "a thing. In the
west it Is quite proper but IL is unknown
mere. Inc LADY goes I'm her carriage with
her maid. and meets her partner at the
= house where the reception is to be given
! rms makes the evening aninexpeusive
one 20 the young man. BY the way. did YOU
ever notice that in the south a lady always
refers 70 the male sex collectively. as
/ gentlemen In New York they are simply
man. and nothing else. You never hear
anything else than that "a man called
! the man ] danced with and the like"
asked the lady. who Is unusually well
informed, If the New York man was as
| intelligent as the southern gentleman. She
pondered a minute, and said that she
thought that the southerner read and
studied more; that 10 was a very rare
I thins to meet young man in New York
who had read much or who took any spe-
cial interest In literature. while in the
south, gentlemen considered it duty TO
cultivate their minds All the New York
young men seem TO think Of, II seems 10
me, is the latest gossip the cut of their
clothes and the latest concert hall favorite
As TO reading thoughtful books, II they
We're reared in q hogshead and fed
through the bunghole' they could
| hardly have less acquaintance
with them. Why young Ia
dies who are highly educated. as so many
Of them are, should care TO associate with
such men have never been able to under
stand. 1t don't seem possible that there
can be any congeniality At Sherrys
| have seen young men almost fight to get
at a waiter who held a bottle of cham
payne, the supply being often limited.
would be greatly surprised to see young
gentlemen of the south engaged in amy
such unseemly behavior All naIl. i think
! the New York man is a very inferior ar
] ticle compared to the southern gentle
manv'
L wonder if she is right
The new honeymoon, says London Lady,
as described by the correspondent of a
| daily" seems almost as intolerable as
other new things. The writer is a bar
rister, with chambers IN the Temple. Think
! ing to find domestic comfort elsewhere
/ than in those dreary precincts, and az the
| same time an Intellectual as wei as So
/ cial companion for life, he Wooed and was
accented by a charming lady doctor, He
wooed her Tin the interval between the
/ classes she attended and the examina-
/ ton she passed with honOrs IN London"
I and won her through the penny post,
while she was taking a degree In t;din-
| burg. This took four years and then a
| furnishing practice in Yorkshire fell into
| her hands, and was too good to be re-
| fused. The patient Woocr asked her to
name the day; she consented She was
| rather busy, but would spare time be-
| tween her visits TO patients to drive to
| the church and get married, if the bride
| groom could run. up 10 Yorkshire for the
! ceremony. He did SO IN a terrible snow
storm. But entirely ignoring the time
I honOred pleasures of the Ol3-fashioned
honeymoon she has returned to her work
and has sent me backito the law ] am
spending my honeymoon alone; it Is dread
| fully dull.
st. Jerome. says the New York Times.
mentions a widow who had married her
tweuy-third husband. who. in his turn,
lAtl pttal Dlditlet ~ twenty NANtN.-A MD-
man named Elizabeth Massi, who died
AZ Florence in 1885, had been married 10
seven husbands, all OF whom she outlived.
| She espoused the last at the mature age
lsof 80. When on her death bed she recalled
the good and bad points ia each Of her
husbands. and having impartially weighed
them in the balance, she singled out her
sixth spouse as her faVOrite. and desired
that her remains might be inferred near
his The death of q soldier is recorded in
1874 who had FIVE wives and his widow.
aged go wept over the grave Of her fourth
| husband.
A Polish woman who doubtless emf
grated to the United States in search Of
a fortune, has at last found a windfall
IN an unexpected manner She was work
ing at some paper mills in Plover. Wis.
when among the rags she found a tattered
vest. She put her hand into a pocket.
and TO her great surprise drew out roll
Of bills amounting TO $500. The proprie-
tor of the mill told her he had no claim
on the money, and she intends to. buy a
small farm with it, from which she can
make q better living for herself and
children than she now gets.
II wish science would mind her own
business said a New York young wo-
man, as she laid aside her raps. Il have
just come from q class lecture for wo-
men given up at the Waldorf, and the
| lecLuEef LOlu us tndl bedulN Is not SKIN
deep after all She wanted us to believe
it was a lecturess-that the charm of
a pretty face depends upon our muscles
and nerves, and that when we look partic-
ularly charming it is because we have
| had these nerves and muscles we'll under
| control-that they twitch and pull just
| the way we want them to.
That's all right. l mean. l know per-
! fectly well that I couldn't coyly drop my
eyelids if you were TO tell me 1 was the
! sweetest thing in the world, and modest
( ly blush up to the roots of my hair at
the compliment if I didn't work the eye
lid muscles, and squeeze the blood up into
my head by closing my larnyx for a
| time but beauty is skin deep for all that,
the science or no science. Why, take my
| skin off and I couldn't blush at all, and
nice-iooklng object I'd be winlSing skim
/ less eyelids, wouldn't /? Fancy Venus as
| a physiological chart displaying the IN
| covered muscles, or Helen of Troy show
! ing the nerves and muscles that brought
! out her killing smile. / don't believe
/ Paris would have tumbled head over heels
| in love with that sort of living picture,
| do you?