New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-03-09
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Il IS predicted by Collector o. Internal Revenus
Mise. OF Chicago that the income tax from chicago
will not exceed 81 co. and may fall below Soo"V.
II he IS correct, Chicago Is very much poorer
than the world has been led to suppose.
At ono Of the suburban stations along the line
facturer has erected factory and wSrsshOgse
Facing the railroad Is the large bulk window o.
weeks ago there appeared TO the riders on ;he
early morning trains very pretty sF' ,S ~n labor
Of Washing the window to frt with the Travellers
NesTy s hen male snd It ss m mnS es on ali
that passed during the day did the same; IN raC,
Of the regular riders have long since learned
that the beautiful young girl IN me %lhdo" Is ou'
a waxen ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Record
The Churchman" has an article on the decision
OF the Court OF Appeals against Trinity PARISH OK
this city. the question whether IL should DO
compelled to put water on every floor OF certain
tenements owned by Il, in which It makes plea
for tho parish. Nevertheless. II feels impehed 10
say: I'VE regret that II should have been TRINITY
church which raised the point. because IL places
the venerable corporation In an unfavoraole hght
In the eyes OF the multitude. who never stop 70
look below the surface. at time when IL has
already been a mark for the most bitter and ma
ncious attacks In public print. We repeat
our regret that the Trinity authorities should have
permitted themselves 10 appear in the position NJ
once SO assailable and completely at variance
as II IS known by those who know It best.
Tho GRADES o, society are illustrated by the fol-
loNlng incidents OF a recent actual occutrencs
The first at fashionable masquerade od''
He~Am mistaken in addressing you as MISS
i'iguiI Mead guilty 10 the name Mr.. Argus, but
nm surprised that you so easily penetrated my
Ill lie Pardon me. there is grace about Miss
Inguiss movements no costume ean RI.
fnlln utp eOpN a
He--Ah there. Sue l knowed YOU as soon ~
S6e"I.aw, Tom, How'd ye tell me?
He-By your legs.-Uong Island sound
President George r. Angel. OF the American hu-
name Society. has sent the following 10 the Hes,
lature OF every State: 1T is well known 70 nv
American press that many persons-and no" may
no one can tell-have been buried alive The ia'nes
OF the undersigned came very near being puI'ea
alive being declared by his physician dead ana al.
preparations made for his funeral before he coud
give visible signs OF life. The object or this peu
ton. which l hope you will cause to be properly
presented is TO call public attention Throughout,
our entire country this important subject ana
take pleasure in sending n marked copy OF II 10
the editors OF every American newspaper and mas
azine north OF Mexico asking their assistance
svmpathy-The pale-faced PASSENGER looked ont
OF the car windows with exceeding interest tinshy
n me- ros on tho cars he said but tho
u.s. pardner jist got OUT ~ G 6o the er psn II
mor n,n 20 he mighty tough though. facin my old
lime friends ! s'pose. though you amt got much
haps / have better idea OF your feelings than you
think said the other gentleman with sad smile
~ am lust getting home from Congress. "-(lndian-
apolis Journal
'.The Elmra Advertiser tells a story OF clergy
man about to leave his parish who had endeared
himself to every one in 1t by his selfdenying pas
toral work Among those who called upon him 10
say goodby aged couple who were par
ticularly fond OF him. When they were about to
leave the old lady, with much feeling and many
tears. while graspng the pastor by the hand "ho
was moved to tears HIMSELF said: The Lord only
knows. Brother s. how often I've bitten my
fingers that might keep awake to hear your good
sermons" The moral OF the story appears 10 Do
that fine preaching Is not the only necessary quai-
fcaton OF a clergyman
Farmer Oatcake. who with his good Wife Mandy
Is a brief visit 10 daughter in-law In Bunaio'
looked over the newspapers on Saturday IN an en-.
deaver TO find a church service on the following Gay
ual satisfaction. He cleaned that the follow,
ing Scrpural subjects would be discussed ''on
various city pupits:
"Is the Trilby Craze Dying Out?
'Ftzsimmons vs. Corbeu." .
How the Pastor Spends His Vacation. >,.,.
Should Our Daughters Marry Foreign Noo'~
mem?
High Sleeves and Theatre Hats"
THE Gold Brick Saloon
Canal Street Saturday Night"
Wordsworth and the Lake School OF Poetry
The LIIId Congress"
Rights OF Motormen.' 49, Ia
Farmer Oatcake gave 1t up after wnile anu ,s
down the paper; saving. with a sigh Laws ssd same the
Scheme OF Salvation have gone clear out OF 'ssH'
ion."-(Buralo Express 49, ------- l.