The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-17

Every year Is becoming an 'off" one
with the Democracy New York Recorder.
The newspapers continue 20 announce
that Vice President Stevenson Is silent
Chicago Times-Herald.
Move I'D a little closer around the hearth
ard make room for Utah. Welcome, Utah.
Don. be foolish about silver.-Hartford
CouranL
There Is a niche in the affairs OF the
country for every citizen, II he doesn't
swell up and break out Of it.-Washington
City Star.
The Republican party Is political or
gan.zation somewhat deficient n leader
ship. but Il can no longer be desp.sed.-
Louisville Post
From the way Barnato does those Eng
lshmen one might be almost persuaded
that he used to sell American brewsrles.-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
So far. the Coroett-Fitzsimmons affair.
while il has not been exactly gentlemanly.
has been compare lively free from personal
violetce.-Syracuse Post
IT Is quite a new song for the eagle, but
the rooster has been compelled 10 scratch
My Old Kentucky Home" from his re-
pertoire.-Cleveland Press.
do you breathe property" inquiries an
earnest Eastern writer. We think SO. We
Isn't that right?-kansas City Journal
Mr.. Brice can point with some pride 10
the fact that the Democrats carried the
city he lives in, though they lost the state
IN which he resides. ST Louis Globe-Dem-
ocraL
In recent battle the Cubans and Span
Iards fought far into the night. The SOL.
diers should demand price and half for
all overtime--Pittsburg Chronicle-Tels-
graph.
We felt Il in our bones that this was q
Democratic year We have since had rea-
son 10 believe that what we felt in our
bones was rheumatism.-Albany Argus
(Dem.)
hairs on Paderewsks head are eight in
ches. PETER might have been a great mu-
stefan If his chin had been where his scalp
is.-Wichita Eagle.
The new star discovered by Professor
See is IS. 900 000, 900 600 miles from the earth
or about the same distance that Col. Will
lam Z. Morrison is from the presidency
Kansas City Journal
Travellers tell us that kissing Is unknown
in Japan, and no Japanese woman resents
a kiss because she doesn't understand 1t.
So far as we have seen them, II is not
likely they ever will understand it--What-
com Reyeille-
II ought to amuse the country to know
that although the Pennsylvania Demo-
Gratis are rather under the weather they
are still able to sit up and spit at each
other. The harmony concert is postponed.
Philadelphia Press.
What do you think Of an artist who
painted cobwebs on his ceiling so naturally
that the servant girl wore herself into an
attack Of nervous prostration trying 10
sweep them DOWN." There may have been
such an artist. but never such servant
girl.-New York Dispatch.
Philadelphia leads all the cities in the
size OF It's Republican maJorities. and as
1t reports over 1900 active school teachers.
with an average daily attendance of 49,
900 pupils. and an annual expenditure on
schools of s4.30o.000. the prospect Of cut
ting down the majority is not Brilliant
ST. Louis Globe-Democrat.
Where are those enlarged foreign de-
mands for grain and meat that the free
traders promised to the farmers? Where
is that increase of home manufactures"
that they predicted? Where is the treas
ury surplus that they denounced as in
famous" What has the country 10 snow
for the large foreign debts that they have
incurred? Nothing, except another lesson
in the certainty Of moral and material de-
terioration under Democratic ascendency.
-Chicago Inter Ocean.