New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-11-03

, Dr. H. claims that the scalp could be taken on
entire and without injury; but the other
way-the plan OF planting small patches OF Vlgor-
Gus growing hair into bald skuli-nas peen
demonstrated a 1t Is another middIe-asen
woman apparently neither wealthy nor possessed
of much that makes life worth living, who next en-
treats the dermatologst's services
See my Jaws" she says touching her race
pathet.caly. Il have been trying to reduce my
flesh have used all manner of treatments ana 'his
is the result | weigh infinitely less, but am wrn-
killed. beyond endurance and my face, here where
I had a heavy double chin, hangs down like this.
Can it be remeiied"
Nothing easier" says the doctor cheeriy.
Gust give me the chance and you'll be all right
How much do you charge for two dimpes?'
asks a frightened girl, who wears much-piumed
hat and a velvet cape, all lace and bug.es'
II have a friend whose complexion and style IS
very similar to mine, but sne's got two or tho
sweetest dimples Could you make me some7 one
in each cheek? And would IL be advisable TO nave
one put in my chln too? one deep enough 10 h0'a
Ask him il they show all he time or only when
you move your face? Whispers 'he TAIL "'''"'
WI. They "S show all the time" Afirms the Doctor
but they appear very natural. indeed The only ,d,
tine that they do seem out OF place Is whe d ySs
cry in grief because the ma snbs dnwn
into serious contemplation for minute and then
her reed never cry in public she declares and
I will have two made in my cheeks even II 'hey
are SIS apiece. VIII II take Ions :,,
"NOt moro than week or tie days =.
- don't advocate a mans making point ot
such trines" says the next conner pu., as Wv
go NV ears are dreadfuy in the way. Ever since
was a little Kid | can remember people spedthiiii,s
NJ them and the girls tease me uhnerclluiIy,,
Could they be made to set back closer 10 my
IL, The sneaker Is a manly looking fellow OF ABOUT
twenty-hye and taking into consideration tte -
,raordinary size Of his ears ana thtIs s,aiin,ts
modify them. He gladly submits TO successful
operatlon or different callbre Is the young man %.
handsome features VINO appears usy Vi wv '"'''
iesirlng to have his dimpes removed ~
"TheV look unfortunately eHemlnate lie cum"
mains pulling at his mustache IN savage MOOD
nTd 20 through anything to get nd OF then
I'm afraid can't help you In TINS, aushs 'h9
doctor BESIDES, If you'll allow me 10 say SO,
admire them very much A big fellow IKE you VIII
run no risk Of being considered womanish. BESIDES
his is the womans age What objection can you
have?" But the would be patient has rushed OUT OK
the office slamming the door after him as an eA-
preston OF his Impotence.
MY nose being broken has ruined my prospects
Il used to be moderately good-iookipg before that
ball hit me. Look at me now fancy even my
mother looks at me with dEparag!nS eyes anu
what girl would be willing to pass her NE with
a fright like me sitting opposite 20 her three upes
only twice a day in New-York, my dear fellow"
saws the joyial doctor but you need not be down.
hearted | give you a silver-bridged Roman or
Greek nose without the slightest bother, Wen turn
you out a handsome fellow IN no time. .
Il understand why people Ike taat consut
you said friend TO whom the physician was re-
lating OF his experiences, but why the elderly
and shabby flock 10 your rooms, people 50 wei along
in life that II would not 10 matter much how
dollar expended must be OF consequence-th!s cant
comprehend"