New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-03-29
THE talk or THE DAY.

A. a nrsver meeting I'm n small town near SYRIA
cuse recently. illiterate but good man made
the following prayer: 30 Lord. Thou knowest thet
We are thankful 70 Thee that our souls are safe
from the fire tina, quenche,h not. n a man lose
his horse Thou knowest that,he can buy another;
II lose his house Thou knowest That he can build
another: u he lose his wi,e Thou knowest that he
can get another but II he lose his soul-goodby.
John"
Driven to rt.-Mrs. TooEooi-I don't see hoy T. is
that men find mucn pleasure IN such oru'a'
business prlzchghung. 81, IT,, :,
Rroken-face Bill don't see how we Kin help i,
lady. the women Is crowdn' Us men ont OF al me
professions and they amt nothn else fer ~ Ter 90
That's the only reason I'm in 1t. lady-ORoXoury
MassD Gazette.
A, the Twen,y-hve-Cent Table dIf5te.-Mock
Turt.e-Wcll. I guess spring has come at last; l
hear the swallows.
Vermcell-Hea what?
Mock Turtle-The swallows-of the man eating
soup AT the next table
yoanT man in SCUM Gsasfa dseaf st to Esy
around himself ana sailed forth when ne a.
rived AZ his destination he found that the amy
hai retired. and incidentally discovered purs,a w
irving 10 effect an entrance through wlhIow'
The burglar not frightened ho"oEets; ga Il" and
gold watch and departed on the midnight express
dublin CGa) Courier
"The independent reports the following strange
declaration by an Anglican cH'a"' 10 ""o"'
nate all Nonconform.sts as the oteres' enemies vi
Il 4 IN M
peoplo | do not Of course. mean literal heI! whei
ntsbaI vou al 10 20 there II You DO not return to
,ra ,,,thor church II was the strongest language
| could command t. express my thorough ihdisi'-
op a, All who TO stay outside, ana Feltefd'e
my statement that shall not be sorry II you al
arc literally dashed into hell if you refuse Him
that sleakeih
10 established by Messrs. Johns and Boyer, near
Chalfont IS rapidly neaIIns c2i'p' n mime @mr en-
r,r1ee bv the farmers i'm the Vicinity The pro-
pretors are nearly ready TO stock tier t4rin anu i
vesting In large quantities of toilet water am eve.
nose protectors. Some Of the property-o"ners near
hy s,e,n 10 mink that the new enterprise viii de;
o,ns % be prnvon This vii be he hrst skunk
farm established in Pennsyvania.-lFh l'dIe'pfa
Record.
4 correspondent Of The Boston Transcript, now
I'm Japan writes There are many ndF1dua,
Cinnamon who would. II they could. bring thee
country into the fraternity Of nations. y hepn'"
of III, famed Ii Hung Chang. Lord Ii. lately Min
ister from china 70 Japan. once said TO me; My
moor country, it is barbarian In recent visit
made 10 Canton | met wealthy merchant VINO
would had he the power. open the Empire 20 Inc
science and humanitles of the West. But there Is
| the mighty oiiicallom everything the whole Empire
fastened upon the people by the force OF sanctihed
tradition, battening upon It's hundreds OF mlIlonS
Of victims who too fearful ana ignorant TO cast
! II of and destroy it, That incubus is the couutrys
curse There is hope for China until II is thrown
| oN The chinese themselves evidently are helpless
| Japan seems TO be the agent by which the Empire
| shall be set free That civilized power which would
stay Japan's hand is neither wise for the
worlds welfare obedent TO its own duties.
! say this recognizing all Japan's limitations"
True Stories Of Children lie Is young and a ma,
ter!alist Nearly every child is that. however my
! do not take much OF anything for granted; tney
want proof. This child had been disobedent ar, ~
had got into trouble. and his mother was trylhss ~
| Impress upon him the nsughtiness OF his conduoj;
| She told him about God. who kaew everything Anu
You may hide something from me-" she saia'
! but God sees IL all
| can lie see now?' he asked.
| Yes"
| Right here in this room|
| Yes" ,,.. o,a
| lie studied the ceiling intenty for minute anu
| then said: III chow
! mo the hole I'm the roof that lie peeks throusl
/ Another little macralis-a girl this time-ooJeS'-
! ed to going to bed alone. ,o,ber
I But you're not alone" explained her mo INV.
| God Is with you all the time, and then you ""''
/ your dolly besides. go :, =. .o,,vinx
! II don't want them" she said az last "
somebody with skin face."-tChicaso Post