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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-06-20
n sArt.pnAy u.NE o. 1876.

SATURDAY. JUNE %. 1895.
at o'clock =. NJ. we will sell by publ.
auction. on the pre- Rises. the HOUSE
AND LOT above described sood
chance TO secure a 10 per cent. infr'-
mret. Don't fail 70 attend. -
TERMS: One fourth cash; balance ~
one. two. and three years. with : per CENT,
Interest. deferred payments 10 b secured
by deed OF trus, on property, and poncy
OF insurance on house: or all CASH al
option OF purchaser
10 IA Auctioneers.
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Ellis & Starlight,
Auctioneers.
DMINISTRATOR'S s A l. r o r
N HOUSEHOLD AND KITCHEN FIR-
III. d I-l..cIAN

THURSDAY, JUNE 10TH, AT 1880 ~ NJ.
by direction Of John krouse, admin
istratOr of the estate of Meta krouse. we
will sell at No. Sl2 IL north Firth street.
a large assortment OF HOUSEHOLD
AND KITCHEN FURNITURE, consist
ing in part OF
Chamber-Suits. Wardrobe:
bureaus Bedsteads. Tables;
Chairs Feather-Beds;
Hair and Shuck Mattresses
pillows. Bolsters. China and Glassware;
Cook Stoves, and Baby-Carriage. all IN
good order ELLIS K SEABRlGHT.
IL % Auctlonecrs.
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BY Fl. seldom Taylor & Son.
Real Estate Agents and Auctioneers.
DUBLIC SALE OF THAT NEW,
l. ATTRACTIVE. DEsIRABLY LOCALIZED,
AND CONyyNlENTlY-ARR

DUBLIC SALE OF THAT NEW,
i ATTRACTIVE. DEsIRABLY LOCALIZED,
AND OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
TWO-STORY FRAME DWELLING,
No. 72l, SOUTH SIDE OF CARY
STREET, BETWEEN PINE AND
LAUREL. AND WITHIN
ONE SQUARE OF MONROE PARK:
THE LOT FRONTS Is FEET AND
GREEN STREET;
THAT NICE. COMFORTABLE. TWO
STORY DWELLING No. 9i2
WEST CARY STREET:
- WARD MARKET-HousE. 49,.
THIS rs A GOOD STAND FOR ANY
KIND or RETAIL BUSINESS.
We win offer the aforementioned PRO
PERTY for sale at auction. on the pre-
misses, on
THURSDAY. JUNE 20. 1925.
commencing AT o'clock =. NJ. with
house and lot. No. ?l2 west Cary street.
opposite Clay-Ward Market This house
contains six rooms. with gas, water. and
all necessary culve<t connections. the
lot fronts 2Sxig9 feet to n 2o-foot alley.
There Is also on the rear end OF this lot.
fronting on the alley. two-room frame
dwelling.
At $50 p. NJ. we will offer the house
and lot first mentioned above-yiz, No.
12l. This house Is exceedingly we'll built
and arranged II contains eleven rooms,
all modern improvements. and II is IN
perfect order. II Is really a desirable
home for n person Of moderate means.
and Is well suited for two families.
TERMS: one third cash: balance AT
six and twelve months. notes. with inter-
est added and secured by a deed OF trust.
II. SELDOM TAYLOR & SON,
10 Il Auctioneers
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roR RENT.

FOR RENT. isr OF ACGCSI.
MODERN HOUSE. all convenience. No,
9 north Twenty ninth street, oysrlookins
Libby Park. and the entire city. hsss
reach OF ssrcet-car lines One ~ tne
prettiest sites In town Apply ". G. Az.
MiTAGE. No. north rwen,tninm
FOR RENT. TWO pELiGHrFuL
ROOMs. second noor, nicely Furnished
with board. dcpa attendance and so <n
table Also TABLE-BOARD. WlNpSoR
HOUSE. lol north Eighth street. le MI
FOR RENT THE GREENHOUSES OF
cESScE IMMERSION 4 co, iA9
west Cary street. In good condition. Heat.
ed by Hltching boiler. No. n Tsrms vsy
reasonable. Apply TO GEOhuE ~
DERSON, iS1 west Cary. y u-ssdss'
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AUCTION SALES.--FUTURE Days.

WHEN REAL ESTATE IS SOLD THE
TAXES FOR 'cHJ1 CURRENT CALEN-
OAR YEAR ARE TO BE PAID PRO
RATA RY THE VENDOR AND THE
VENDEE
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pERSOSaL..

WILL THE LADY WHO CALLED. AT
200 west Franklin street about O'Clock
+. NJ. June 18th send her address TO that
number jc 2llt
HAVING oUi<-IFIED AS EXECr-
TORS OF THE 'sTATE OF the late Mr.
JACOB MAY. we would request all
20 20 nrssent ssps q, oncs sor ss,1 a,c
and thoSe Indebted TO the estate. Including
the business OF Jacob May G. Son, viii
please call AT GOT Broad street and settle
at once. MOSES MAY,
ISAAC MAY.
- 6-Su. Tu&Th3t Executors.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-06-20
MUINTAIN-TOP HOTEL AND
SPRINGS.

over Rockhsh Gap. Blue Ridge Mountains.
200 feet above the level OF the sea. Fine
views, a delightful summer resort. cheap
board, strong iron springs; many attrac-
lions TO the invalid. pleasure seekers. and
families; OF easy access. Address Mossrs.
MASSIE e CO Alton. Va. ny l9-3m
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EXCURSIONS. PrCNICs. &C.

GRAND MOONLIGHT EXCURSION TO
DUTCH GAP on the elegant steamer Po-
cahontas. THURSDAY NIGHT. June evth.
under the auspices OF Rescue and Jeffer-
son Lodges, Independent order Good
Templars Music will be furnished by the
West-End Star Musical Club and the
Lawton Family, OF Manchester. Go with
US and spend delightful evening. je ls-fts
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HOTEL COLCHESTER.

beautifully situated on a high bluff.
overlooking Chesapeake bay; shady
parks. salt water bathing and fishing;
great health resort. a sure cure FOR
hay-fever. For pamphlets, rates, ETC..
address G.. l.. holland, Rochester
Beach. Kent county. Md.
an o7-Sa. Tux. THIN
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-06-20
By r. B. Chatfin & Co.. Incorporated.
Reai-Estate Auctioneers.
No. / north Tenth street.

A UCIION SALE
VERY DESIRABLE HOUSE AND LOT
NO. 9o2 NORTH THIRD STREE,
BUILT, GOOD AS NEW, AND IN
FfRST-CLASS ORDER.
WATER AND cULNERT CONSEc-
WILL RENT FOR 10 PER CENT. ON
SELLING-PRICE.
LOT FRONTS q FEET.
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TRUSTEES AUCTION SALE

22s ACRES OF LAND ABOUT THREE
MILES FROM MANCHESTER
Sale OF the hereinafter described real
estate having been made on January =.
lSS0, at IL O'Clock NJ. at public auction.
on the premises. by the undersigned trus-
tees by virtue OF the following adyer-
tisement, 10 wit
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-06-20

n OF A
TRACT OF 227 ACRES OF LAND IN
CHESTERFIELD COUNTY,
ABOUT THREE MILES FROM MAN
CHESTER
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A YOUTH DESIRES SOMETHING TO
DO Salary no object Best references.
Address BUSINESS" care Dispatch.
ie 20-fts
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-06-20

If ANY ONE WANTS FIRST-CLAsS
WASHING AND IRONING DONE CIT the
lot, apply to 206 west Duval street
ie COLT
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04
Rough on thu. larson.

Mcbride told a party of his friend
this story: you know, boys, little peo-
pie have sharp ears, and they are not at
all backward about telling any little
scraps of information they pick up. This
popularity has led a good many parents
to resort to spelling words when their
young children are present. Of course
that sort Of thing is Of no avail after the
youngsters learn to spell. Well, Mrs.
Mcbride and I are in the spelling stage
now, and little Freddie is often very
much mystifed by our remarks to each
other. Last night we had our new min
lister to dinner, and Freddy watched the
good man helping himself very liberal
ly to biscuits. He thought it good op-
portunity to put into use the family
verbal cipher, feeling perfectly certain
that the minister would find it unintel-
ligible, SO he called out, 'Mammar
" What is it, Freddy?'
Mamma, isn't the minister a
p-i-g?' spelled out Freddy triumphant
ly.-New York Telegram.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04
The American Pie.

The truth is that the American pie,
whether of pumpkin, mince, apples,
berries Or any other material, is indig-
enous to the soil and cannot be success
fully initiated elsewhere The foreign
ers must come here in order to learn
how to make pies. And every American
is born with an appetite for pie The
foreigner in our midst, and the immi-
grant, assisted or otherwise, has to &C.
quire it. His Americanism, in fact, may
be tested by his taste for pie. He is not
a good citizen and fully qualified for all
the responsibilities and duties of a voter
until he has learned to love pie like a
native. And his wife and daughter must
learn to make pies. Not the monstrosi-
ties that sometimes pass by that name,
the sodden, heavy, half baked abomina-
lions that fill the eater with homicida]
and suicidal tendencies, but the rich,
rare, racy and healthful CONNECTIONS
which every we'll trained American
housewife knows how to prepare. Troy
Times.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04
NOTICEOFLIS PENDENS.

State of Minnesota, County OF brown S.
District Court. Ninth Judicial District:
n. Hennlngsen Plaintiff,
Carl Caspar Weber, the unknown heirs of
said Carl Caspar Weber, and also all other
persons or parties Unknown, claiming any
real estate described in the complaint
Notice is hereby given, That an action
has been commenced in this Court by the
above named Plaintiff against the above
named Defendants, for the purpose of de-
tern1ining any adverse claim, estate, lie1.
or interest in and to the real estate herein
after and in the complaint herein de-
! Their of them, and to have the same ad-
judged void also to have the said defend
ants and all persons or parties clai1nin e
under or through them forever barred
right, title, estate, lien or interest in or to
| said real estate. or any part thereof, ad-
verse to this plaintiff, and to have said
| plaintiff adjudged to be the owner in fee
| said premises and real estate and to have
| the title thereto forever quieted in the
plaintiff. his heirs and assigns,
| The premises affected by said action are
| situated in the County of Brown and State
of Minnesota and are described as follows.
| Lot Numb ered thirteen [l3] in Block No.
| one hundred and forty-two ll42l North of
No. fifty-two 81 and Lot No. three I3] of
B1ockNo. one hundred and eight O0S) both
| South of Centre Street; and the East half
J of Outlet No. one hundred and sixty-four
in the City of New Ulm, in said county.
| according to the plat of said city on file
and of record in the Office Of the Register
OF D 1fed1 August ai 18th 1855, i county
| JOS. A. ECKSTEIN,
Plaintiffs Attorney,
New Ulm. MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04
Sir John Franklin.

1t was in Warwickshire that made
the acquaintance Of Sir John Frank lin
while was still quite a child. The
stout, good humored gentleman, whose
image appears before me as I write his
name, is associated in my mind with an
event i'll which he took the keenest in
terest-a total eclipse of the sun-but the
amusement afforded by rather absurd
incident connected with it I am afraid
engrossed my childish mind more than
all the scientific explanations of the
phenomenon which Sir John Franklin
was SO we'll qualified to give.
In those primitive days it was held
that the best mode Of witnessing the OBJ
scuration of the sun was to watch it
through pieces Of smoked glass, with
which we were all duly provided when
we sailed forth to an open piece of
ground where nothing impeded the view.
The result was that in the course of a
few minutes the noses Of every one pres
ent were severely blackened-uncon.
sciously to themselves-and the appear.
ance Of the whole scientific party was
lrreslstibly comic.
Sir John Franklin appeared then sc
full of life and energy and high spirits
that it was difficult to think of him aft
erward as the wornout suffering hero of
that last fatal voyage, which held the
country in suspense as to his fate during
a period cruelty long and trying to his
wife and to all who had relatives among
his companions in the icebound vessels.
One of my cousins was of the mum Der,
and [ well remember the sensation in
his home when some Of the relics Of the
disastrous expedition, afterward brought
back, were identified as having belonged
to him. --BlackwoOd Magazine.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04
SUMMONS

State of minnesota, County of Brown s..
DIStrlct Court, Ninth Judicial District
~ AA0nillilS Seh' Plaintiff
carr Caspar Weber, the unknown heirs of
SAID Carl tastar Weber, a nd also ali other
persons or parties unknown, claiming an\-
right title, estate, lien or interest in the
feal estate described in the Complaint
Tha c44 e ~. Defendants.
named Defendants: ''0>
\ GU and each ofyol1 are hereby summoned
ana TTee1qulred to answer the complaint of
the Plalntl1t in the above entitled &C
f11n W va is filed in the office Of the
Glerk or the District Court of the Ninth
judicial District, in and for the County of
Brown and State ofNinnesota and to serve
copy OF your answer to the said
o officp IN + on The SUBSCRIBER, at his
said County, within twenty DAYS after the
service OF this Summons upon you, ex-
clus1ye of the day of such service; and if
y9u tail to answer the said Complaint
within the time aforesaid the Plaintiff in
TINS action will apply to the Court for the
rellet Dem anded in the complaint,
Dated August 18th, 1895.
JOS A. ECkSTEIN
Plaintiffs Attorney
11~1,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04
a GREAT FISHERMAN.
He Could Land His Prey From Waters
Other Men Fished Blank.

Charles Grant had great and well
deserved reputation for finding fish il.
water which other men had fshed blank.
This was partly because, from long IA
miliarity with the river, he knew all
the ikeliest casts, partly because he was
sure to have at the end Of his casting
line just the proper fly for the size of
water and condition of weather, and
partly because Of his quiet, neat handed
manner Of dropping his line Oh the wa
ter. There is story still current on
Speyside illustrative Of this gift Of
Charlie in finding a fish where people
who rather fancied themselves had fail,
ed-a story which Jamie Shanks to this
day does not care to hear. Mr.. Russell Of
The Scotsman had done his very best
from the quick run at the top Of the
pool of Dalbreck, down to the almost
dead still water at the bottom Of that
fine stretch, and had found no luck.
Jamie Sharks, who was with Mr..
Russell as his fisherman, had gone over
it to no purpose with fresh fly. They
We're grumpishly discussing whether
they should give Dalbreck another turn.
Or go on to Pool-o- Brock, the next pool
down stream, when Charles Grant made
his appearance and asked the waterside
question, 'What luck?'' mo luck at
all, Charlie' was Russel's answer.
"Deevil a rise!' was Shanks' sourer re-
ply. In his demure, purring way Charles
Grant, who, in his manner, was du-
plicate of the late Lord Granville, re-
marked, 'There ought to be fish come
out Of that pool" "Tak' him out,
then - exclaimed Shanks gruf4lv.
"Well, I'll try,' quoth the soft spoken
Charlie, and just at that spot, about 40
yards from the head of the pool, where
the current slackens and the fish lie
awhile before breasting the upper rapid,
he hooked a fish. Then it was that Rus
sci, in the genial manner which made
provosts swear, remarked, "Shanks, I
advise you to take half year at Mr..
Grants school. - Fat for?' inquired
Shanks sullenly. ''To learn to fish, IRE
piled the master of sarcasm of the deli
cate Scottish variety. Cen
turV
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04
THE cANNYs ScoTcHMAN.
Ills Vices and His Virtues Compared With
Those of Other Folks.

~
One is not quite sure that the religi-
Uslty Of the Scotch makes them so much
more virtuous than people who pay less
attention to "the means of grace. - But
while 1T cannot readily be proved that
they have more Of the positive virtues
than their neighbcrs there is at least
some reason to believe that they are
treer from few Of the ugly vices than
their southern cousins, although when
the Scot is bad he is very bad. When he
gives way to drink, for instance, he
runs to great lengths But it will be
found that there is much less wife beat
ing (there being nothing in Scotland at
all resembling the frishtful practice C.:
"clogging' known in Lancashire
towns), much less cruelty to children,
much more kind]incss and follow feel
ing among the Scottish people than
among the English, while at the same
time the Scotch ere not nearly SO clan
nish as tho Irish, the Jews or the Chi
nese
Ii hi; poem On Nothing" Rochester
has classed "Scotch civility" along with
"French TRUTH and 'Hibernian learn
ing as being nonexistent. Even Walter
Scott causes Mr.. Owen to speak of a
typical Scot like Bailie Nicol Jarvie, as
that cross grained crabstick Of the
Saltmarket, - and are we not told that
the term ''Scot' as well as "Gael,n de-
rived from a word for "wind, - means
the violent, stormy people?' In spite
OF all this and much more to the same
end the Scot, take him all in all, is not
fairly chargeable with being lacking in
courtesy. The word 'couthy;' (the op-
posite or positive Of 'uncouth, dimin-
utived by the addition Of the terminal
"y'), signifying com bination of quiet
kindness and sweetness of manner, has
no English equivalent, and thus would
seem to indicate a peculiarly Scotch
quality, which, it may be said, tends to
wane considerably with the growth of
commercialism, giving place to brus-
query peculiarly the outcome of the
rush. of business, and what Carlyle
called the ''mere cash nexus'' between
man and man.
Scottish speech abounds in what may
be called pet words, which would seem
to testify that, whether the Scotch be
stormy and sharp tongued or not they
can, upon occasion, be as insinuatingly
smooth tongued as the willy Italian HIM
self. -Westminster Review.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04

Bright, golden curls and innocent white brow,
And lips like red rose petals blown apart,
And laughing eyes of blue! pray you now,
, Come yet little closer to lily heart!
Nay, fear me not! Thy child heart under
stands
Love that trusts all and knows not to con-
denim,
Give me to hold thy tiny, tender hands,
That I may warm my withered soul with
them!
Oh, let me fecl-since in my memory
No earthly love upon my life hath smiled
That heaven i'll mercy hath reserved for me
The kisses and the clnging of child.
Atlanta Constitution.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04
THREE FOR A NICKEL
Shrewd Ohio Postmaster Causes q Rush
For Postage STAMPS

For Postage Stamps.
The business world Of the village of
Johnstown, in Ohio, had succumbed tc
the heat and had lain down for the sum
mer siesta. Plainly things needed stir
ring up, and it was Postmaster and Ed
tor w. A. Ashbrooke who did it. His
humble instruments were merely piece
of white pasteboard and some black
paint, the latter, however, mixed with
shrewd quality Of brains.
When his preparation was finished, a
large placard challenged the notice of
all passersby with the startling legend,
"Postage stamps, three for 5 cents. y
The first response to this alluring state
ment was from drummer. He accosted
the postmaster, 'Do you mean to say
that you actually sell three postage
stamps for a nickel?" The postmaster
replied that this was undoubtedly the
CASE "Well,' said the drummer, 81
never saw a reduction in stamps before.
I'll take So worth. I don't need 'em,
but it's the best bargain in stamps
ever heard off,
He waited with a gratiied smile
while Mr.. Ashbrooke put his So bill in
the drawer and counted out the stamps.
By this time his expression of compla-
cency had given place to one Of chagrin,
and as he pocketed the stamps he re.
marked, "Well, that's one on me-
Presently winsome girl came trip
ping up with a letter to her sweetheart.
When she read the placard, her eyes
sparkled with pleasure to think that the
stream of coin she was steadily pouring
into Uncle Sam s Golfers was to be even
slightly diminished She laid down a
nickel with a confident air and said,
"Give me three stamps"
The obliging collector of government
revenues pushed her out two twos and a
one. Then perhaps he didn't pay for his
little joke. Feminine scorn held the
floor in that Office for the next five min
utes. Then, with the somewhat feeble
peroration, "Will Ashbrooke, you think
you re smart, don't you?' the offended
maiden founced out of the Office
Pittsburg Paper
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04
SOCIETIES..

MASONIC. Charity Lodge No SO, A. F.
and AM. Stated communications on the
snd and 18th Tuesday Of each month.
Jos. A. Eckstein, W. M; Gottl, Schmidt
Sec'y.
New Ulm Chapter No. 81, R. A. NJ
Stated convocations on the Sd Friday of
each month. Geo. B. Weiser, II. p; G.
w. Fl. Heideman, Sec'y.
Orient Chapter No. 60, O. E. S.
Stated meetings on the 1st Friday Of
each month. Mrs. Sophie Klossner, W.
NJ; Miss Emma Hummel, Sec'y.
Harmony Camp No. 2097, Modern
Moodmen of Americs.-Regular meet.
ing, the 2nd and 4th Wednesday of each
month at the Masonic Hall, New Ulm.
81. L. Saverien. VIC.
G. A. Spelbrink, Clerk.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04
Gratitude.

Gratitude is short cut to sincere and
lasting friendship. Some people COM
plain that they have no friends Have
they never had a favor done to them
Why, every man has had score of IA
vors done him every day Of his life
Those who bear it in mind, who say a
word of hearty thanks, who watch a
chance to do a favor in return, never
lack friends.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04

reo. Dayton sells the Celebrated Cot
u tags Organ with the largest and
best Organ Co. in the World to back
their warranted goods. Sold on east
terms and cheap for cash or OIL shor-
time. Pianos sold on the monthly my
stallment plan. The Conover, the Worlds
Favorite, is made by theChicago Cottage
Organ Co. and built by Conover Bros
bet best piano builders in America.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04
An EASY Mark.

MAY I awsk what you have%' re-
quested the tenderfcot politely.
Ace HIGH" said Alkali Ike grimly
"Oh, dear me. And I've only got
three kings. Seems to me neveh have
any luck at pokah.'
faint all luck, mister. It's speri-
ence. You'll arm arter awhile. New
York Recorder.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04
A Curious Custom.

A curious custom still prevails at the
coal pits on Hogmanay, in Scotland.
The first man to come up the pit after
his work is over is received with
shovelful of hot ashes, which, being pre-
pared for, he lodges as best he can,
while the last man gets a bucketful of
cold water thrown at him.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04
Quite Likely.

"Ha, ha, ha, hal" laughed the great
detective. II have them now'
For five days he had been on the trail
and had neither eaten nor slept.
He had done nothing but drink.
Under the circumstances his joyous
assertion bore the similitude Of verify.
Indianapolis Journal
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04
Shopliftins Extraordinary.

Judge-What' S the charge against this
man?
Green Policeman-Faith, Oh believe
they calls it "shop liftin," sor.
Judge-You believe? Don you know?
Explain what he did.
Policeman-Why, he troied t. blow
up a droy goods sthore he wor dis
charged Observation-Disclosures Record.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04
Business.

Tailor-I have called after my &C
count, DR.. A.
Debtor-Here is the money, but I
have deducted 5 shillings because you
have come in my consultation hour
London Tit-Bits.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04

gall on Geo. Dayton and buy now
y Singer Sewing Machine-the only
genuine Singer made. Do not be misled
by other dealers, as there is only one
genuine Singer made and that took 81
wards at the Worlds Fair
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04
THE PORTUONDO.

Smoke the Portuondo, the best Nickel
Cigar in the market, An excellent piece
of goods, and nicely put up. For sale
by W. G. Alvin at the City Drug Store.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-09-04
Not His Funeral.

Bluffkins wrote q very bad hand gen
orally, but in writing hurriedly, max
ing an appointment with a friend, he
excelled even himself
He had left the letter lying for half
an hour, and OIL going to address the
envelope he happened to glance at his
epistle.
Scarcely a word could he decipher,
but calmly inclosing it he said to him
self:
AFTER all, what does it matter? It.
Hawkins has to read it, not I. ''-Bos-
ton Budget