The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-09-29

OAKLAND OFFICE:
90S Broadway.
EASTERN OFFICE:
Pacific states Advertising Bureau, Rhnelander
building, Rose and Duane streets, New York City.
SUNDAY. SEPTEMBER 30, 1895
THE CALL SPEAKS FOR ALL.
Who takes things easy must pay big
price.
Some people are sad because other peo-
pie smile too much.
Some men think they see most OF life
when they go it blind.
There are preparations for coming car
nival in every town but ours.
This winter Mr.. Cleveland will find Con-
gress on his neck instead of his hands.
If you never put yourself in frying pan
you will never have to jump in the fire.
OF the summer crop of flirtations few
are preserved, but most are in cold storage.
Don't make your life lottery when you
can make it a sure thing by little dis
cretjon.
There are some people so perverse you
can make them hot by telling them to
keep cool.
1t is hard to tell whether the European
oIO,,d ic ol1aSSiou oon}act or q rovS
terry story.
If Trilby's feet were as perfect as they
say, she would foot her own bills and give
free show.
The Ethelwyn and the Spruce " may
be half-raters for yachts, but they are first
raters for sport.
When a woman makes up her mind not
to weigh the consequences, you may bet
she weighs ton.
Pacific Ocean fogs are good for the com
plexion and Western breeze always vi
taliZes the blood.
The weather is Just about changeable
en- ough to exercise your skill as a prophet,
but don't bet on it.
Perhaps the churches viii entertain US
this winter by revival socials with two
oysters to the stew.
Remember THE CALL is the only morn
ing paper in the City in which you get the
United Press dispatches.
1t is time to make the East understand
that San Francisco is big enough to be a
National convention city.
Many men claim the right to have an
opinion of their own, and then go and
steal one from somebody else.
Even if Uncle Sam does not intend to
recognize Cuba he might look toward her
and see how she is getting on.
The man who cannot open his mouth
without putting his foot in it, doesn't
always talk with understanding.
To keep up with our Eastern rivals, we
must have National convention here
next year and then take a City census.
If we invite Eastern people to our festi-
walls next year we shall have to ask them
to come in the spring and stay all sum-
mer.
San Francisco will never hold her right
full position in the world until her front
overlooks the Pacific and the bay is a back
yard.
When European gold comes to this
country it returns with interest, but when
our gold goes there it seems to get stuck in
the mud.
The proposed ordinance forbidding the
publication of lottery advertisements seems
to fit the situation it was made for and
ought to be tried on.
In addition to larger sleeves the ladies
will wear also larger hats this winter, and
that is what we get for our fool legislation
against the theater hat.
There seems to be good prospects for an
other race between the Defender and Val
kyrie, as Dunraven has changed his mood
from the suIks to fighting mad.
Petitions favoring municipal ownership
of water and street lighting works have
been signed by so many people that the
corporations may yet have to resign.
1t is very unfair to impose the whole
brunt of the single-tax fight on Delaware,
/ when sheis next to the smallest State in
! the Union, and has always been willing to
!, treat to peaches.
The charity fad last year consisted in
] running newspapers for day. This year
1 it has been running a line of streetcars
with women conductors. Next year it
may run in the ground.
The fact that the big baseball teams are
coming this way should remind Eastern
people that the place where baseball can
be played during the Writer is the best
place to spend the winter.
Now that a Boston court has declared
glove contest ending in a knockout is
not prize-fght under the statutes of
a Massachusetts, it will hardly be necessary
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