The Kosciusko star. (Kosciusko, Miss.) 18??-1898, 1895-05-31
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

The man who labors under O. delu.
sion works for bad paymaster.
Anybody can see through people
who make spectacles of themselves -
Dallas News.
The borrower is good deal like pie
crust-he is very "short' and yerv
sweet. Truth.
When man has no bills against
him he must feel as if he belonged to
the nobility. Texas Siftings.
Eating ones own words isn't exactly
iove-feast, but sometimes our friends
enjoy seeing us do it. Truth
A mans worth and what a mans
worth, are, it frequently happens.
widely different things Puck.
Cholly-"Yaas, we missed each other
in the crowd" She" That's lust like
her. She's always losing things. -
Life.
Alarge part of the average hack
mans success is doubtless due TO his
knowlng how to take people. Buffalo
Courier.
Clarissa-'T owe you an APOLOGY.
dearest. Fred-"Don't speak of it.
l wish to remain a preferred credi-
tor. Puck.
And DO you ever invite your poor
relations to visit you?" 80 yes, in
deed. You see they are all too poor
to get here. Judge.
"Bilkein's is strong face, or I'm
no Judge of physiognomy." Thought
to be. He and his whole family are
living on it. Buffalo Courier.
Mamma-''Aren't you home from
school earlier than usual TODAY
Bobby-"Yes, mamma, wasn't kent
In to-day. "-Harper's Young People.
Il wonder what this image repre-
sents?" "The god of humor, proba-
bly,. Don't you see that it is full of
little funny cracks?" -Indiapolis Jour-
nal.
"Why in the world do you want TO-
get your daughter a violin, lawson?
She is not musical, is she?' s'Not at
all; but violins have chin rests. -
Judge. :,
Jinks-'I don't think it looks we'll
Tor minister to wear diamonds.
Ellklns-"Why not? Aren't there
sermons In stones ?"-Kate Fields
Washington.
Il wonder how it was discovered
shat fish was brain food?" She
PROBABLY by the wonderful stories
mat men tell who go fishing" Chi
cago Inter Ocean.
He-"Did you ever hear that Joo-
sons wife speaks two laneuayess 81
ohe-"Yes." He-"What are fbev9
The one for company and the other
Tor Jagson.' "-Inter-O Ocean.
'Now, what must I do with this
wedding cake to dream of it?" asked
cushing damsel of matter of fact
'oung man. Just eat it; that's
I'll, " was the reply. -Tid-Bits
she-"Tell me, now, have your af.
ectlons always remained constant?"
1e--"i can truthfully say that thew
lave, though l admit that their object
las often changed. Boston Tran
cript. 100"
Mugglns-'Some people are never
atlsfled to know that certain tb;prs
re SO, but are continually wanting to
now the why and whereof of it,"
I wonder why it is?"
Philadelphia Record.
Its bad luck" said the bad bow.
TO give person something sharp or
olnted. l shouldn't be a bit sur
rised II young Mr.. Jinkles and I
ere to part friendship after I leave
lis PIN IN his chair for him. Wash
lgton Star.
bartender--"Look here, there!
hatll do! I've counted ten crackers
Id seven junks of beef you've eaten
ready" Hungry One-"Thev hire
III to tend here, don't them? One
nch counter is enough-seet -Bos-
n Transcript.
l1mld Young Author Haven't YOU
al my poem too hastily? I'm sure.
> II mas some good features about it
at you would see on a more careful
aiding" Editor with a sudden sns-
are not trying to work
!, an acrostic on us, are you, miss?,