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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-03-29
NEW SOUTHEKN EN1ERPRISEs.
Large Again over Last Year-Ihe Iron
Coke and steel Trade.

BALTIMORE, March 2S.-The new
manufacturing and mining enterprises In
the southern States for the first quarter
of 1895. as reported to the Manufacture
Record show an aggregate OF S9l; gam
of 229 as compared with the first three
months Of 1891. The largest ipcrease Is
shown in cotton mills, Of which Y were
organized during the last three moillhs
AGAINST Q for the same period Of 1894; of
miscellaneous enterprises there were 4J
against z93, mining and quarrying com
panies increased from 80 TO 81; flour mills
from "a to 81, and cotton congresses from
/ to Z.
In addition to these enterprises the
Manufacturer Record is advised OF rail-
way projects embracing the construction
of about 800 miles of new line in Florida
alone
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-03-29
n p,ni.l Roone a Suicide.

NEW ORLEANS. March 2s.-Moraskii
he -5a,>el boone Hotel. of this city,
Semmitted suicide about IA o'clock to-
nieht by shooting himself through the
brain. lie was only twenty-three years
~ age and he IN said 10 have been
crazcu with whisky No other reason
a. Known. The suicide was descendant
of the great and historical Daniel Boone.
whose name is known IN every mouse
among the Indians.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-03-29
.JoBS WISE AsKrD ron an APoLoeT
And "Prinee" Russell Harrison Demanded

4 INDIANAPOLIS. IND, March 2s.-
John s. Wise, ex-cSngressman from
Virginia, who is here Engaged i'm street
railroad suit, had an alteration yester-
dav with Russell Harrison, son of Benja-
man Harrison. l., -.
Mr. Wise made a statement In court
and Mr. Harrison said:
That's false " ~, w.,
son and the affair passed. ,
When court adjourned Mr.. HARRISON
le-- the room and MIR. Wise followed
I'm e few minutes Mr.. Harrison hurrleusiy .s
Ietprned and demanded the protection
Of the court a., .,,o,
Then Mr.. Wise came In. IL only asked
for an apology" he said. and Harrison
replied by running i'm here ana dehahu-
1ufge Woods manag ed TO smooth things
over so that there was no CLASH.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-03-29
BoAsrED OF THEMURDER,
A Man Arrested for killing "a Man In North
Carolina Six Years Ago

PI1TSBURG, PA, March 2S.-Sherif
r.. Nj. Pugh. of jackson. Northampton
county, NJ c.. arrived here to-day, and
will leave tomorrow for his home with
wanted in Jackson. Six years ago john
SON killed Warren Davis, also colored.
In street fight at Jackson. a few
days ago Johnson Dragged Of the murder
and was arrested at Washington, Pa,
and held to await the action of the
Jackson authorities. Sheriff Pueh came
on to Washington to-day and will leave
Pittsburg with his man tomorrow.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-03-29
WEATHER FORECAST.

WAsHINGroN. March ~. -Fcr vif-
ginia: Cold and fair weather Friday;
warmer threatening weather and prob
ally rain saturday; winds shifting To
easterly.
For North Carolina; Fair; easteriy
winds; slightly colder In western portion.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-03-29
A Sloop Goes Down.

CAMBRIDGE. MD. March 2s.-The
sloon John H. Thomas spisng leak
and sunk in the Choptank river yester-
day. James Jones icolored), one OF the
crew, was drowned. Captain James X.
Stout and wife mad a narrow escape
but were rescued The Thomas was
loaded with oyster shells. bound from
nenton 10 this port.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-03-29
UUKDERER GENTRY VERY III.
The Saver of Ac ress Madge Yorke May
Not Recover.

PHILADELPHIA, March S.-There Is
a growing belief that James y. Gentry
the murderer OF Actress Madge Horke,
will never be physically able TO stand
trial for his terrible crime. Since his ad-
mission TO Moyamensing prison, GENTRY
has really made no advance whatever
toward health and strength. Gentry Is
a. very sick man yet" said the superin-
tendent of Moyamensing yesterday.
Prison walls have. undoubtedly had
depressing effect on the youthful murder
err and that fact is cited as cause ior
his continued weak physical conditloh.
Several letters OF an encouraging nature
have been received by Gentry Iately'
,,,ite a number of them containing money
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-03-29
BIGELOW WAS INSANE.
The Only Explanation of Caufe TOT "s

NEW YORK. March $.-lnvestigauoh
this morning set at rest all the stories as
70 the cause of the double tregedy yes
terday morning. when John Bigeiow' an
actor, shot and killed Amy Tniii' an az.
T,renty-fo street, and then turned the
pistol upon himself and sent bullet
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-03-29
Sons OF Veterans.

Lee Camp Sons OF Veterans met last
night and had very interesting meet
ing. Interesting papers were read py
Lieutenants Stuart and walden. Inc
er tertainment 10 be held April 10Th at
Lee Camp Hall.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-03-29
NO VERDICT WAS REACHED.
The Jury in the Pannill Case Failed to
Agree and Were Discharged.
ELEVEN WERE FOR CONVICTION.
Judge Paul Allows fife Prisoner Bail In the
Sum of 10000 0-Hsmncr Goes to
Prison To-Day.

LYNCHBURG, VA, March &.-Special.
The United States Court opened this
morning at 9:45 o'clock The jury in the
Panniu case was brought around from
Hotel Carroll, where they have been Kept
during the trial, and took their seats al
ten minutes to 10 o'clock. After answer
ing TO their names and receiving the in
structions and all the papers in the case
they were conducted to their room, in the
very top of the building Mr.. Pannill, ac-
companied by several of his relatives, en-
tered the courtroom a little before 10
O'clock and there awaited the result of
the jury's consideration.
The jury, after sitting on the matter all
the morning, had not reached decision
when the court adjourned for recess
After dinner the judge sent for the jury
and asked them II there was any point
on which he could instruct them, thinking
that possibly there was some technicality
which prevented them from arriving at a
verdict.
NJ, BILLIARDS OPINION.
One of the members of the jury at this
point leaned over and touched Mr.. Dill
sumably giving him the cue. for Mr. Dill
lard turned to the judge and said: with
my long experience as a juror | find 1t
impossible for this jury to agree" A
juror just behind him remarked, rather
soto Yoce: Eleven of us made up our
minds two days ago."
Il don't want to hear anything of that
kind said the judge. meaning not to
rebuke the jury, but simply that it was
not in his province TO consider matters
of that description. He then told the
jury to retire to their room and TO care
fully weigh and examine into the evil
denee and see II they could not possibly
reach a decision.
At $3.50 o'clock the Jury filed hack into
the courtroom and took their seats.
The judge asked them if they had agreed
upon verdict. and when they replied
that they had not, he asked the counsel
for both sides If there was any objection
10 discharging them. No objection was
raised and accordingly they were dis
charged.
BAILED ALLOWED THE PRISONER.
Mr.. Montague endeavored to have the
case moved to Danyille, but Mr. Pam
nilfs counsel objected, owing to the in
convenience and the difficulty that would
be experienced in trying the case any
where but here. He also asked for bail
for the prisoner and the judge fixed the
amount at $4,000.
The jury stood eleven for conviction
and one for acquittal. Those of the
jury who voted for conviction were $. n.
Waller II. B. Bryant. s. f. Williams,
J. a. Wilson, \. c. Garnett, J. NJ. Law
IS" ,a5on. r p"77e},, 77e},,oo fT,.,,, ~ = F"ste''-
The one who voted for acquittal was j.
Il. Dillard.
HAMMER GOES TO PRISON TO-DAY.
Hammer, tho convicted teller Of the
First National, will be taken to the
Kings county penttentiary at Brooklyn
early tomorrow morning by Marshal
J. r Green and Deputy Con O'Leary.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-03-29
Australian distinctions Removed.

LONDON. March 2s-The House OF
T,ords to-day passed the Marquis OF
Ripons bill repeating the restrictions
upon the Australian colonies regarding
the imposition OF customs. and the mea-
sure received royal assent this afternoon.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-03-29
MR. DRAYl0,,x aNswER.
A Full Denial OF nI, wifo's Charges OF
Desertion Made.

TRENTON. n. j.. March 2S.-Just with
I'm the time required by law Mr.. j. Cole
man Drayton, through his counsel. A. a.
CLARK. filed his answer to-day IN the
Alyorce suit brought by Mrs. Drayton
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-03-29
p,rcr or THERMOMETER.

Range of the thermometer at The
times Office yesterday: . A. NJ, u; - Nv
a: r. NJ. 81: y. NJ, 70; y. Ne ~
IA midnight, a. Average. -
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-03-29
BAILED ALLOWED THE PRIsoNyR.
HAMMER GOES TO PRISON TO-DAY.

Hammer, the convicted teller Of the
First National, will be taken to the
Kings county penitentiary at Brooklyn
early tomorrow morning by Marshal
J. II. Green and Deputy Con. O'Leary.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-02-07
wooDWoRTH.

Frank Roberts returned from short
visit to Racine on Monday.
William Fercho has purchased anew
saving outfit of Mr.. Karnes Of Bristol.
An A. ?. A. lodge is soon to be
formed at Pleasant Prairie.
G. @. Vincent sold a lot of sheep to
Farrell at Truesdell.
Devlin Bros. paid their patrons 92c
per hundred for December milk.
G. c. Shepard found an abundance
Of water at q depth Of 200 feet.
Have You seen anything of the open
winter prophet the past few days.
Arthur Parks and wife are visiting
Robt. Fiddler at Antioch, H., a few
days.
A. j. Benedict & Sons have secured
some prize winning Jersey red swine,
and will hereafter make speciality OF
that noted breed.
L. n. Thayer and l.. M. Thayer and
Il Mr.. Ernest accompanied Dy their
families, in all ten persons, started
from Woodwork for their new home in
Cunningham, N. c., on Monday.
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BRISTOL.

Messrs. G. Williams, I. Kingman,
Will Turner, V. Richards, c. Nj. Bish-
op and Chas. Whitcher went to Keno
sha last Saturday on business connect
ed with the Kenosha County Horse
Owners Protective association.
George Nixon has returned from an
extended visit with friends ut Aurora,
Ill.
Mrs. Gaines made visit to Kenosha
last week.
Wells Curtis has gone to Algona,
Iowa. on a visit to his brother, John
Curtis.
The Bristol Ladies' Aid society met
with Mrs. Frank Hunt last Thursday
afternoon.
The sale of the personal effects of the
late p. G. VanAlstine transpired last
Thursday.
Owing to the severe weather the re-
vival meetings are not we'll attended.
The meetings are to be continued.
Mrs. f. Van Vie has been in rather
poor health.
The Johnson ice house is full. The
ice is about twenty inches thick.
Albert Wicks, Of Silver Lake, was
the guest Of Mr. and Mrs. Will Turner
last week.
Mrs. Lutte HOLSTER, of Salem, has
been visiting with Dr.. and Mrs. f. b
Stevens.
johnny Brogan, an old-time Bristol
boy. has been shaking hands with ole
friGlGS Ec.c
\ young man calling himself Harry
Davis seems to b. very much wanted
here.
1.-THE School Ma'aln" will be pre-;
sented Friday, Feb. 10, 1898, at tho
Nixon rink, under the auspices OF the
library society. Music by the Bristo
orchestra. Come early and secure seats
Admission, 20 cents; children, 10 cents
Doors open at 1880 p. M. entertainment
at S. BY ORDER OF COM.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-02-07
GORGEOUS EGG SHELLS.
The Ostrich Contributes More Than His
Plumes to Fashion.

The Ostrich Contributes More Than His
Plumes to Fashion.
Ordinary egg shells are common
place everyday frail objects enough,
but ostrich egg shells can be made
into really splendid and decorative
objects. The material is hard and
strong. The natural color is de-
licious deep creamy white, and so we
have the best of foundations on which
to start. Treated with simple gold
ornament they are charming. and
fitted with sill1en bags they are most
fascinating bonbonnieres.
But it is when painted after Persian
models that the shells become really
gorgeous. Then they are pierced at
both ends. They are treated in the
truest oriental style with stripes of
deep, warm red, rich blue and gold,
and are suspended by chains of brass
run through the hollow shell. Some
seen recently add final and most
successful touch to a Persian corner
arranged in clever woman's home.
The corner itself is curtained off with
hangings of real Persian make, and
there is a divan covered and cushioned
with a rug and stuffs all Of the same
sort. But the egg shells which hang
here and there excite more comment
than all else. They seem like oval
balls of splendor, if balls can be oval,
and their deep rich tones decorate the
corner even more successfully than
would more costly things. They are
peculiar, too, and out-of the common
things always appeal to true
woman's heart, so that for every rea-
son their owner is to be congratulated
upon having put egg shells to SO
unique and so telling a use
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-02-07
TRICKS OF THE FAKiRs.
How They Had Worked the Connection
Folks to Advantage.

How They Had Worked the Connections
Folks to Advantage.
A Middletown man found himself at
a hotel in Derby, Conn, the other
day waiting for train. Seated
around the stove were three fakirs. 1t
appeared from their conversation that
they had been working Ansonia,
Derby, New Britain, Berlin and other
towns, and one Of them remarked
that Middletown would be good
town to work.
The first sold sarsaparilla for TWEEN
ty-fve cents bottle, regular dollar
size" IT pull the people by claiming
/ can only sell two bottles in fam
lily, and SO make forty-two and one
fourth cents on the pair" he re-
marked.
Flows that?" inquired the others.
"Why, there's only three ingre-
dents besides water-pure juice for
coloring, quassia for bitter and yeast
for sparkle. See? It's made in room
wherever [ chance to be- and so saves
Juggling water from place to place"
fakir No. 2 was corn doctor, and
with swagger and numerous sly
leers at his auditors, thus delivered
himself:
ST can beat your scheme all holler.
My salve don't cost a cent It's made
of soap, stolen at a hotel, scented
with stolen perfumery and wrapped
in stolen tinfoil For grease ex-
tractor use a larger piece of stolen
soap and scent with ammonia in
stead of stolen perfumery. That's
all Big scheme. !"
"Huh!' said the third fal1ir. ''You
fellows think you're smart but your
rackets don't cut no ice long with
mine. And mines perfectly legiti-
mate, too. 1 get pictures to make
crayon portraits from, enlarge them
by photography, dash on little
crayon, and sell them as crayon por-
traits in stained fine frames. The
profit is from 100 to 1000 per cent, ac-
cordinG to the gullibility Of the GUS
tomeE."
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PLEASANT PRAIRIE.
Pretty fair sleighing.

Pretty fair sleighing.
Twenty below zero Saturday morn
ing.
Messrs. Forrey & Grow completed
their job filing the creamery ice house
on Saturday.
Miss Jessie Mcneil of Fox River
spent Saturday and Sunday with her
parents here.
Miss Lyde Wilcox of Kenosha, is the
guest of her sister Mrs. b. Tourtelotte
this week.
Mrs. Thos A. Yates spent Saturday
in Racine.
Miss Addie Mcneil is visiting friends
in Milwaukee this week.
Frank Blackman of Kenosha Sum
dayed here with his parents.
Master Frank Rockwell rendered a
party Friday evening at his home III
honor Of his thirteenth birthday. Many
of his young friends were present and
an enjoyable evening was spent III var
iOus games. He was the recipient OF
appropriate birthday gifts.
VIM. Stelloh is filing his ice house
'i'11 80 ,r cothon mos fan
NJ MI 's,u ,I ma p -. S,,rnrisa narty nv
G tt e. frid piGsS''I Fridov nTeninG # IS
III, ~ " ii1 ~ a tl,at tboy rovailv enter
leGul 5 ~ 9,,J ol,' ond laasant even
mo was snent in card PLAYING; music
ond other Games and the refreshments
serrcd were delicious. --..a0a
90 n1oaaa,4 Dn,;r;o & 7Tr
), ~ 49, ~ ,aaiot1- l7oh 15a+ Vo,I-
! .,,. ball
| Male onartatte.
| y Roll call-Resnonsc 18th Quota
tions from Whittier.
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NOT a SPONGE.
fe Didn't Want to BE Burden Upon
His Poor Relatives.

fe Didn't Want to BE a Burden Upon
His Poor Relatives.
During the residence in New Or
leans of Bishop John 2. Newman of
the Methodist Episcopal church, he
was known in that city as free and
generous giver to charity. When the
late war was at its height the bishop
was constantly importuned for aid
and as constantly gave it where the
request was worth attention.
One day in the latter part of 1868
the bishop was busy on a sermon,
when he received q request to visit
the bedside of a man far out in the
suburbs of the city. The name was
new to him, he was very busy and
wished to he excused, But no re-
fusal would be taken and the bishop
entered his carriage AMI drove to the
mans house,.
He had expected to find his petit
toner in the last stages of disease,
but, to his surprise, the man appeared
in excellent health. The bishop then
asked him if he desired spiritual
counsel.
mo, Bishop Newman" the man
proudly replied, II don't want eny of
your advice. I'm hard shell Baptist
and I'm all right. What do want is
$1OO to get to Natchez, where l have
relatives"
Although somewhat startled by the
brazen presumption of the man, the
bishop ventured to say:
''Isn't $1O0 considerable for ticket
to Natchez?"
"Well yes, suppose it IS But do
you think want to sponge on my
poor relations after [ get there?"
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-02-07
SHE MISUNDERSTOOD HIM.
Because Her Mind Wandered Back to
Her Days of Drudsery.

Because Her Mind Wandered Back to
Her Days of Drudsery.
They were sitting together in the
parlor of palatial Fifth avenue man
sion. She was the beautiful daughter
Of man who had made his fortune
in a single week in Wall street.
The young man who was watching
her so intently was the son of the
man who had been on the other side
of the market during the week which
had been so sunny for her father.
He was interested in her. ''Not be-
cause her face was fair" like that of
the maiden in the song He was fas-
cinated with her on account of the
money which her father possessed.
There was grand piano standing
in the corner of the parlor.
'Aw, do you touch the keys with
those tapering fingers?' he asked.
A dreamy, far-away look came into
her deep brown eyes as she looked
up at him.
'sNot now" she said with sigh of
relief. Before pa managed to ac-
cumulate his fortune [ was one of the
most expert operators in New York,
but now the very mention of type
writer makes me ILL.,
Just then the clock in the hall
struck the hour of IL and he went out
to get something to steady his aristo-
cratic nerve. Then he went home
and lay awake all night trying to
decide whether it was true love or
merely fascination that was troubling
him.
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Last Tuesday J. Nett was walking
down Main street when Mr.. Houke
came driving by. After some chatting
they concluded to try a race Al
though Mr.. Nett s.not a sprinter and
Mr.. Houke's horses have lengthy pedi-
grees, the two legged horse came out
ahead. Mr.. Nett was aided by the
wind which caught in his big coat and
used it us a sail In fact he got to go
ing so fast that is only recently that he
has been able to stop.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-02-07
Tricks in Shoes.

Most men measure the life of shoes
bv the number Of times they get them
half soled Manufacturers of medium
and cheap grades take advantage OF
this fact and put on soles that soon
wear out. The tops survive the soles
a considerable time. The wearer inn
AGNES that he has found durable
brand Of shoes and probably asks for
it again when he is ready for another
Dair
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-02-07
Southwark Ho!

Farmers who are seeking to better
themselves should go South! The
Queen and Crescent Route offers mil :
lion acres of farms at So and S. an acre,
ION easy terms); and monthly half-rate
excursions to go and see for yourself.
No billiards. No cold waves. Fine
schools and churches. Hospitable PEG
pie. Send for books and information
to w. A. Becker, Nv. Ep;s.sss'r Agt., Ill
Adams St., Chicago, H., or to W. G.
Rinearson, G.. P. A., Cincinnati, Q. Il
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-02-07
TRUESDELL.

,everal residents here are on the sick
with severe cold and the lagrippe.
Henry Wynhoff of Racine spent a
days here the past week with rela-
is and friends.
pound Of ice lasts longer these days
/ pound of coal.
e have fair sleighing still many
places are found on our highways
to the recent strong winds.
Benent of Chicago, formerly sec
foreman at this place passed
Ugh here on Sunday.
tianaI Ave-, depot at Milwaukee,
G G. NJ. & st. 2. Ry., was destroy
fire ON Monday evening delaying
from the north about two hours.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-02-07
WILMOT.

Louise Hockney aud brother John
visited Sunday with Mrs. f. Faulkner.
Miss Lettie Wheeler has completed
her term of school teaching at Pleas
ant Prairie and is home at present.
Chas. Voak had business pertaining
to the proposed mill dam which re-
quired his presence at Madison Tues
day.
Mr.. Griffith, the talented feather of
the Greek" school, near Spring
Grove, stopped in town over Saturday
night.
Mr.. Larsen's family, residing on
catholic hill, is SO numerous and so
similarly featured that it is difficult to
tell one from another The same may
be said of the Maulsons Last Friday
one of the Larsens wandered away and
got mixed up with the Madison brood.
| Then the trick was TO tell which was
which. We should judge that a sys-
TEN of tagging might be used effect
lively.
E. B. Owen and sister Pearl, Of Bur
lington, attended the masquerade Fri
day evening.
A series of revival meetings are prom
ised us in the near future. Candidly,
we believe they are needed. Rumors
of backsliding are crowding thick and
fast Only last week the Good Tenn
plar organization changed it's date OF
meeting in order to allow it's members
to attend the dance. The leader OF
the choir and our worthy pastor have
agreed to disagree. Consequently the
A, A. L. d. has been sprinkled with
camphor and laid tenderly away. BY
all means send on the evangelists.
Messrs. Vosburg and Gibbs, OF
Mound Prairie, had business in town
| Thursday.
There is a certain citizen who re-
Gently has been laying in his years
supply of fire wood. The man who did
the hauling was gifted with practical
| temperament and constructed the pile
more with an idea Of ventilation than
of forming a wind break. He objected
! to the spot given him on which to place
the second pile because he said that
the first pile INSTRUCTED the road that
led to it. g Huhv' said the citizen,
never mind that pile. Drive right
through it,"
Mr.. Lampe's back has again gone on
a strike.
The masquerade on Friday evening
is generally reckoned a success. The
managers are jubilant especially be
cause they claim to have eclipsed the
affair at Silver Lake. If this is true
they are entitled 30 rejoice because
those Silver Lakers are immensely
clever. They can not make a full meal
unless there are raZOrs on the bill OF
fare, and as for pepper and pickles they
consume vast quantities of them. The
costumes were very good and identifi-
cation was difficult. 1t was hard to
believe that the knightly troubadour
or the comrade of G. Washington was
some horny handed son of toll. Among
those present were Rev. Corntassel, a
coored gentleman with benevolent
smile, and Miss Susan B. Anthony, as
we'll as Father Time There Wos a
Moor, Il Turk, an Indian chief of puiest
livery and buxom squaw. The first
prize for gentlemen was awarded to
Herman Memler, and the second to d,
J. Vincent. For ladies Mrs. B. Hege-
man took the first premium, and Mrs.
McVey second.
The recent cold weather causes one
to indulge in some very queer antics.