The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-09-07
ARE YOU CERTAIN?'
In Other Words, Just What is
Your Condition?
DON'T TAKE ANY CHANGES
A Most Unusual Conversation With
a Great New York Professor Re-
produced Yerbatim-DOes 1t
Apply to You?


| am fortunate in knowing prominent
professor of this city. He is A man OF
deep research and worldwide popularity.
1t is seldom that he unbosons himself,
but he did so to a circle Of friends and
myself the other evening. This is what
he said:
1T is surprising how rapidly the condi-
tions of life are changing in America"
do you mean, Professor, in the man
ner of livlng?"
"Yes, and also in the manner of lying.
! The habits of life, the nature of work,
even our diet is different from what ii
was fifty or even ten years ago.
do you think, then, the change has
been for the better?"
"Yes and no. We undoubtedly have a
igher state of existence now than for
mery, but for this very reason we are
open to greater dangers. We have mod
ern diseases as well as modern improve
ments,'
"Do you consider them serious?"
Undoubtedly. "A greater strain or pres
sure in life naturally brings greater trou-
b.es. But above all, and beyond slll, is
one great difficulty which may be cor
rectly called the modern disease. 1t is the
least understood and at the same time
the most dangerous of all known diseases.
1t has no distinct symptoms of its own
but has the symptoms of nearly svery
other disease. Men and women have been
afflicted with it for years and did not
know what allied them. They may nave
had peculiar pains felt out OF sorts, irreS-
u.arties, headache and scores OF other
symptoms, and actually did not know
what was the matter until it was, per-
laps, too late"
''To what do you refer, Professor
IT refer to Brignt's disease of the kid
neys, which consider nothing less than
a Modern Monster. Its great danger is In
the very fact that it is so insi1ious, 50
sly, If you please, and indeed SO httle
understood. Physicians seem bar'ied
when brought face TO face with 1t, ana
do not hesitate to admit that there Is
but one known scientific and certain rem
edy for it, whether in its first or last
stages, and that remedy is Warmers sate
Cure"
The Professor paused for moment anu
reflected. Continuing he said:
you may think that l am radical IN
making sucr statements, but l am no.
l know whereof / affirm, and l know
that there are more men and women VINO
have disease of the kidneys in some one
of its stages today, than any other known
trouble, and l do not except consump-
ton. Why, do you know that many cases
of so-called pneumonia are nothing iess
than the last stages Of Brishts diseasef
And do you also know that II the KID
neys are in perfect condition II is Amos.
impossible for the lungs to be out OF
order. because the kidneys throw the
poison out of the system that aceumu-
lates upon and roys the lung tiss1eE rake
my word for it, there are thousands OF
men, and perhaps more women, VINO 10
not know 1t, but who are today at1leted
with kidney disease, and 1 only wish they
might be warned in time.
l was much impressed by the Profess
sor's earnest words and reproduce them
as near.y as possible for the benefit ot
any one who may perhaps be in sicn
condition as he has described. and VINO
needs immediate help. and such help only
as can be certain to save.