The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-12-29
John Bull and jonathan.


tell ye, England's law. on sea an land.
Hez oilers ben. I've gut the heaviest
Take. nary man? Fine preachin' from her
why. She hez taken hundreds from our
An would agin. an swear she had a right
Ef We warn't strong enough to be polite
of ali The sarse thet I can call TO mind.
England does make the most unpleasant
kind:
It's you're the sinners oilers. she's she
WAITS goods all English. all thet isn't
amt,
Wat profits her is oilers right an just,
An ef you don't read scriptur' so, you
She's praised herself ontil she fairly
There amt no light in natur' when she
Hain't She the Ten Commandments in her
pusI
Could the world stir 'thout she went. tn
She amt like other mortals. that's a fact;
She never stopped the habeas-corpus act,
Nor specie payments. nor she never yet
Cut down the interest on her public debt:
She don't put down rebellions. let's EN-
breed,
Ans oilers wilin' Ireland should secede;
She's all thet's honest, honnable an fair.
An when the vartoos died they made her
heir.
THE MONUMENT.
Wal, wal, two wrongs don't never make a
Eff we're mistaken. own up. an don't
For gracious sake, ha'n't we enough to
'Thout .gettin' up a fight with England,
THE BRIDGE.
An so we can't
Distinguish 'twixt you oughtn't" an
you shan'tr
She judges by herself; she's no idear
How,t stiddles folks to give EN- their
The odds 'twixt her an US is plains a
Her Peoples turned to Mob, our Mob's
turned People.
THE MONUMENT.
She's riled jes' now
THE BRIDGE.
Plain proof her cause amt strong
The one tibet fust gifts MAIDS most oilers
wrong;
Why. sence she helped in lickin' Nap the
An pricked a bubble jest a-goin' to bust.
With Rooshy, Prooshy, Austry, all as
sistin
TIL amt nut face but wut she's shook
her fist in,
Ez though She done it all, an ten times
An nothin' never he'd gut done afore.
Nor never could agin, 'thout she wuz
On to one eed an gin tn old airth
She is some pumpkins. that won't deny.
(For amt she some related to youn an
But there's few small intrists here be-
low
Outside the counter O. John Bull an Co.
An though they can't conceit how't
guess the Lord drov down Creations
spiles
'Th,oqt No great helpin' from the Brit
An could contrive to keep things pooty
Eff they withdrawed from business in
ha'nt no patience with sech swellin' fell
lers eZ
blow the bellerses.
THE MONUMENT.
She'll come out right bumby, tibet I'll
Soon ez She gifts to seem we're of age:
This talkin' down o. hers amt wuth a
It's nat'ral ez nut likin' t is to us;
II were agoin' to prove we be crowd up,
,Twont be by barkin' like a tarrier pup,
could
We're boun' to be good friends, an so
In spite Of ali the fools both sides the
water.
THE BRIDGE.
b'lieve thet's so; but hearken in your
ear
I'm older'n you-Peace won't keep house
with Fear;
Ef you want peace, the thing you've got
to du
Is jes to show you're up to ightin', tn.
recollect how sailors rights wus won.
Yard locked in yard, hot gun-lip kissin'
gun;
Why, afore tibet, John Bull sot up tibet he
He'd gut a kind o. mortgage on the sea;
You'd thought he held by Gran'ther
Adams will,
An ef. you knuckle down, he'll think so
still.
Better tibet all our ships an all their
crews
Should sink to rot in oceans dreamless
ooze,
Each torn flag wavin' challenge ez it
went,
An each dumb gun brave mans mon
iment,
Than seek sech peace ez only towards
crave;
Give me. the peace of dead men or of
braVei