The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-09-12
NOT SAID FoR PUBLICATION.

Mrs. L. 0. CAse:--My uSband has
gone to the mountains hunting. Of course
we shall 1--we on venison this winter
J. g. Furry:-I have the coolest Office
in tuwn-in the morning.
Deputy Sheriff Wlkerson:-Tell me
where there is joint aud we'll raid it.
Freu Vandegrlfi:-A Kansas man OIL
fer-d 10 give me q daily new spaPer, buy
me "A new press and furnish the morning
| telegraph franchise if I would 60 and
run it, but wouldn't.
Chief of Police Wilkerson:-It takes
lots of work to get police court wit
nesses. People don't seem to think it
makes any difference whether they are
guilty of contempt or not
Tim Stover:-The Yankees made
| great mist axe " hen they abolished the
centerboard in yacht building.
| Attorney General DAwes:-If 1 were
| the legislature about fifteen minutes 1
would abolish ali the boards.
J. R. McNary:-Yes; I am going to
defend Novels. The gang can count on
/ that.
W. W. Cook:-An engine race is about
/ as exciting as anything 1 ever experience
ed
Charles Hull, Governor MorrilPs
stenogrspher:-We keep record in
which every letter received or sent out is
indexed by which we can always turn to
the wanted document
William Fl Barnes:-We are glad the
executive council did not annex the bird
room to our department.
| John E Lord You don't expect me
to know the meaning of the words In
gals uses?
Capt Joe Waters:-There is one thing
sure. You can't PUT this in the paper.
| This is the - - weather l ever saw
Lieutenant Governor James A Trout
man:-PulchrItudei is not nearly as COM
mon a word as chauvinism.
Rev. Charles III. Sheldon:- 1t is habit
with the Cornishmen up north to go to
church and you can't keep them away.
Lee Jones:-I would like to know why
it is that they Can have fairs in every
county and every other place but ropeks
and only a short time ago the fair here
was great success?
D. o. Crane:-1n all the years l have
had charge of the cemetery there ha:
never been a period of eight days with
out a funeral until this year No one
was buried between the 3Ist of Angus
and the 9Th of September.
Oscar Swayze:-You don't think
would tell you whether / bet on the
yacht race or not in the face of the Cub
bison law.
George NJ. Stone:-The difficulty il
painting doesn't lie in putting stroke
where you want them, but in knowing
where the picture needs them.
Jailer Burdge:-I can't stand this no
weather unless / have plenty of sleep
The wheel begins to revolve.
Otis Hungate:-I am just returnin!
from the pomp, pride and circumstance
of glorious war to the arts OF peace.
Police Sergeant EIlison:-1he polio
are not working on any mystery so deel
but that it can all be seen from the sur
face.
/. A. Strauss:-Jerry GraDdon, edito
J of the Scranton Gazette, has just writer
me that he will publish this week tn,
song which I composed and sang at m
! ! cousins wedding last week in Scranton
It is in German dialect
) Paul Torrington:-That strange pu
has followed me three blocks Dogs Xix
! | me and like dogs.
Matt Campbeli:-I enjoyed the pro
| ceedings 10 the Fabel divorce cas-
Judge Hszen's lecture was rich.
Joe Ensminger-I never yet had d
vorce client whose full confidence Wa
| given me.