New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-11-03

,They go in search of Grant Mr.. Norris)
Engsive LadyEoh my dear Mrs Eams e now , Se
Highland costume with the charming eyes and,
Scotch Boys Mother GrTm atarsa basS ye b.
Enusive Lady beg pardon. Stupid OF me- I'm
On Friday? No | shan't be at the Crews on Friday,
do aS r DO to make oneself 100 cheap with ones
Mrs EamesAna how your dear li, ae-d Algy'
about it. Always the fsvorite child with both Of
u.s., you know. Yes (comp.acenty)' he has my nose'
Mrs Eames .(agreeably)-And his fathers chin;
haay wn NAV have his chin p
you read his fathers speech at the meeting IN The
papers? He will speak. do you know tapo.ogetica.ly),
and it does make me so ANNOYED
Mrs Eames-rve never had the pleasure Of hear
Ferusive Lady (enviously)-Ah. my dear. YOU"
lucky I'm sure that when he's going out to pull
lie dinner simply beg of him on my Blended knees,
and with tears in my eyes, not to allow himself TO
be persuaded into making an exhibition ,o of h% IN
EYusive Lady with gesture of despairl-Oh. my
"cH nss sh ssan call h'Ih Pyans It's
beating about the bush with your own nus
'i Increased growing from lions; Tigers spring at
bars and make faces at crowd. pour passer les
Boy-wa-a-h. Take the nas'y pussy cats away.
Nurse-Don't cry. BERTHE lear. They're not pussy
Boy ipaclfed,--Why didn't you say so before. then?
NrrseLThere's a brave BERTHE. He's not afraid OF
tigers. Is he? ~, , -, -,
whipping II he don't CTiger suddenly unges at
Master Bertie is expelled from lions house and
taken in direction OF parrots) 49,, ,. m,
Mature Lady-Oh. ] suppose It's quite hve.and-
twenty year II it's day since I've been ere u YOU
was come to reckon 1t up. IL was about eighteen
RELY wouldn't swear which. know / was In ser
vice In Gloucestergate at the time, and me and the
young footman used TO come ere or sunday after
noon when We got tickets Isighs) ! often look BACK
on those times. Robert. and think II only ,
Her Husband-Youre always a-worryin your cad
about somethink
up eight children without aving her bit OF worry
You know that. Robert. as well as do. For good
ness sake don't go and throw that In me face. II
Her Husband Observation-Disclosures up old gal
Nobody alnt throwing nothing In your face. Try
and fancy you're sweet seventeen again;
well for you to talk There's precious few knows
what I've 'ad TO put up with: My word! they may
well call 1t a vale OF tears II they ask me should
say 1t was. with sudden excitemenO oh. here's the
men with the food. Increased growing from ami
mails Movement In crowd) 'O!st me up this
seat Robert. drecly minute. there's a good soul.
Attendant with trolley to lon)-Ullo there!
Lion (gruffy)-Moo-o-o.
Short-slg Old Lady-Attendant. attendant.
Attendant, tpolite.y)-Yes lady.
Cd Lady with cur!osity)-ls that real meat you
Attendant-Well. lady-Cye.dng to temptation)- as
matter OF fact IT'S al paper machy. but s'pose II
satisfies the animals. and that's the main thing
gOld Lady CndignantlyI-But surely that's a great
shame. Ia impose OH
Attcndant-Oh. don't know. lady Uoleran;iy). Ito
the way of the word. Goes on with trolley TO next
cage. Colleague rtmonstrates) Well she shouldnt
go and ask such silly questions, then. Now then,
your Roya, lghness Ito lioness). Steady steady!
/ Don't forget you're a lady.
Interested Damsel-oh do look at the way they