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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-11-05
MALONE. GRANT AND BURR.
Prime Elements Of Greatness Predom.
nant in Them All.

manu- III l ubu All.
Malone had one Of the prime ele-
ments Of greatness" said one of his
friends to a Washington Post reporter
He was not easily to be changed. All
about him might alter; the situation
slip from under his feet; men who vera
his friends to-day might be his foes TO-
morrow; from very rich he might be-
come very poor, but from first TO last
Malone was always the same.
"One might notice the same trait in
Grant. From deep Obscuri,y in 1850,
m five years he became the most fawned
and 1attered OF all the men OF the world.
But the Grant Of 1868 was the Grant Of
1858, and so 70 the day Of his death
Another example to the same end
would be Aaron Burr, who was powerful
enough in his day to shake nation to
It's centre. BUR- was naughty and i'm
placable. He laid down the Senate
gavel and resigned q Wee Presidency TO
Kill Hamilton at Weehawken.
IN his eightleth year he died in pow
ertv and comparatively alone, deserted
by all who had ever been his friends,
at a cheap lodging house On Staten
Island
HE had killed a great popular favor
lite: ne had been tried for treason, and
convicted by the public if not by the
Jury, and during the last years Of life he
walked about the streets Of New York
penn.less. friendless, the aversion and
the stunned Of men.
"But to the day of his death Burr
never lowered his naughty front His
eye was as gray and as keen, and his
look as proud and indomitable, and, in
fact. his self-respect as inve-erate rs
when at the head Of his great party he
more than half dictated the destin.es
of the country.
Burr was great and failed; Grant
was great and succeeded, and each was
the same at all times. No change of
fortune or of situation ever LETT its
mark upon either man himself.
1T was 50 with General Malone.
Whether he rode at the head Of his mel'
in battle: whether he stood the central
figure Of a Senate storm, the tie vote be-
tween two great parties in their might
lest forum: or whether, at the last, when
condemned by Southern men and ostra-
c.sed by neighbOrs he had known all his
life; looked on by his own tribe as an
Ishmael of politics, an outlaw Of party,
General Malone was always and ever
the same. Relentless to an enemy, true
to a friend, careless, yet confident Of
himself"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-11-05

more generous thel She The petite
br.de-t0-be was poor, but Marion bought
Nrcdig2lly Of The fines. cambrics for her
trOuSse3, and while the lovers, Blind to
all but themselves, idled in the rose
gardens or drove through perfumed
country roads, bl.ssfully happy, Marion
SIT ut home stitching dainty garments
fer Lucille.
Every one praised her love and devo-
ton, little guessing why she worked so
steadily.
Tue wedding day dawned full Of sun
shine, and the old house, gayly decorat-
ed for the grea, event, was throngsd
with guests.
The ceremony over, which made the
man for whose love she would nave
risked anything, the husband CT her
cousin, Marion gayly led the way 10 The
banquet hGu. The busy walters had al
ready filled the g0blets with wine, and
the young hostess. who had slipped into
the room and surveyed it before the
guests came In. was fully satisfied.
ITO your health cousin, and to your
everlasting happiness! cried Marion
gayly. lifting her glass and smiling at
the bride Lucille. bowling her thanks,
lia.cd her gobla. end drank half its con-
tents. when Doug.1s intoxicated by his
happiness and moved 10y spirit CT mis-
chief. sna-chod it from her hand and
drank the rest.
In the laughter tha. followed none
noticed tina, Marion turned pale as
death and rose as if to forbid him TO
touch the wine. Her agitation was art
fully concealed by artfully splitting her
own wine upon her gown, and she rose
TO repair the damage.
For q few moments in the privacy
Of her Own room, she gave way 10 a per
feet frenzy Of disp2.r, then, composing
hers elf asa.n, joined in the jewellers,
and was the gayese of the gay.
Soon, however, the bride, complain
ing Of illness, slipped away, and Dou-
GLASS. feeling also strange sickness,
followed hor
AT The end CT half an hour, as they
did not ro.u:g. a servant was sent TO b!G
chem prepare for their departure.
He returned, pale and Mortified, una
bic to- speak. With shaking hearts, the
guests crowded to the room and there,
writhing in death agonies lay Douglas
Hampton and his fair bride.
Although frantic efforts were made,
St was to- late for mortal help TO avail
{ The dc-nies Of these two whom God
had Joined together, were still united,
even in death. But she whose hand mad
wrought this deadly wrong was found
in the hall below a raying maniac. For
many q year she lived, an inmate OF a
private asylum. where she enacted over
rnd over the scenes Of the great tragedy
i'm which she had played so fearful a
p3rt-Chiclg0 News.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-11-05

It was rather a coolday and when the
gallon Of ice cream that had been or
dered from the confectioner's the day
before was brought round to the Billus
mansion it was sent down to the kitch-
en- and given to the cook and house
maid.
Happening to visit the kitchen in the
conrse of an hour or so Mrs. Billus
found Mandy sitting at one end Of the
table and Dinah at the other end, with
the empty receptacle between them.
They had eaten the Who'll gallon.
How was the ice cream?' she asked.
"Purty po', mem; purity Pc" said
Dinah.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-11-05
John A. Hinenbrand. admir- ct al.
Jacob j. Hlnonbrand- q n.

Jacob j. Hilenbrdnd eft al.
on the 9th day Cf October 1855. 1 VIII ON
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 10TH. l.5.
at I'D o'clock a. m, at the front door Of the
Court House Of Ohio county. w. Va, offer
for sale at public auction the south half
OF lot 40. Il in square No. o. 90 the su1ll-
vision of the Joseph Caldwell estate. bee
longing TO the estate of Killian bi!ieu-
brand. deceased The house number IT
said property Is 1896 Jacob street Wheel
irl. M. Va.
Terms Of Sale-One-third cash or as
much more as the purchaser may elect 90
pay. the balance 90 be upon credit o. slE
aa. twelve month tha purchaser giving
his notes for the deferred payments. bear
ing interest from date. and the ltie 90 10
retained until The purchase ucnrr all
paid ,'t'''
John ". Mitchell. Clerk or .h. C- ut
court off Ohio couulv do certify ,lat
and security have been gE"H ng Oh. .l4
clnIn.a slCuer. as required 0r laE-
ocl-1aUt JOHN ". IiICIl-LL Clerk.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-11-05
coNsI-1IpTI0N CI-RED-

last June Dick Crawford brought his
tveive-months-Old child, suffering from
fnfantile diarrhoea, to me. 1t had been
wpaned at four months old and had al
w9vs been sickly. gave il the usual
treatment in such cases but without
benefit. The child kept growing thin
nor until it weighed but little more
than when born. or perhaps ten pounds.
! then started the father TO give Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. Before one bottle OF the 20
cent size had been used a marked i'm
provement was seen and its continued
use cured the child Its weakness and
puny constitution disappeared and its
father and myself believe the childs
life was saved by this remedy. j. T..
NARROW. ". D.. T2marOa, Ill. For sale
by Chas. E. G0etze. VIII w. Irwin, John
Klari. VIM. y. Williams, c. Menkemel-
Ter. VIM. II. Hague, II. c. Stewart, A.
r. Scheele. J Coleman, c. Schnept VIM.
Nrenkemeller. Wheeling. ". Va; Bowie
& Co., Bridgeport; B. f. Peabody &
Son. BenWOod.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-11-05
- MAH0NES ARMY COW.


When the general first entered the
Southern army he was an almost hope
less dyspeptic. He had suffered for
many years the uncertain and untimely
effects Of that eX3speratinS malady lie
thought ne should have fresh milk every
day i'm the field, for it had formed
part of his daily die, at home, so ne
look COW ,nto the army and carried
tho beast with him all through the war.
Gen. Malone often related the annoy
ences the COW caused him. One time
Gen. Lee came to him after the COW
had been I'm tha way and said: General,
YOU viii have to leave that COW behind.
II cannot do tx, sir, Malone replied.
IF we cannot get along with the COW,
VIII have 20 resign" So the COW re-
NAMED. and she was actually at Gen.
NIahone's camp en- that memorable day
when Lee surrendered to Grant az APP
ponets0x. Cen. Malone took the ami
NAL home TO Petersburg afterward. The
general Ves noted also in the army for
the complete household outfit he car
ried. With cooking utensils be was par
Icularly we'll supplied. and he after
wards often boosted that he lived just
as Wen En- the army as he lived later
in Washington. He had supplied his
camp wagons with q full outfit OF bed
ding and household c0nriyanceS and,
though the war was a perpetual "m0v-
ing day for him. he often said that if
ne had another war to 20 through he
would do the same way.-Chicago
T.meS-Herald.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-11-05

When Baby was sick, We gave her astoria
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung TO Castoria.
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria'
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-12-12

= Obslei@ bic 3eiten sesenmdrtis
ni@t bic belten iino, miro bod Miema1o
peridumen, ieiren &inoern. unb Nnseb0<
.risen Elm pai1enoes 8eibna&tssei@ent
az: MAIDEN unb, Elm iol@es trifft$ man:
aairsenbss better als ME in? nbrens, uuos
Supelensei@dft uon s 0 n. s. Ga
brrer. Man finbet balelbit cine rei@e
Musmabl BON Tai@en> uno @anoub>
rem, @olb> uno Silbermaaren, iowie
S@mudia@en aqer Dirt, unb 3unoert>
erlei anoere @esenidnoe, gu 3ablrei@,
UNI lie ~ein3eln auffabren gu t0nnen.
MQe gum 8ertauf a%ussebotenen 8aaren
meroen nur fir Das a%usseseben. mas
iie in Mirtli@teit iino, unb fir bic Sell
ertase gu beoeuteno berabseletten Preis
fen uertauFt. Man perfume alio bieie
@ele9enbeit nidt.
&abatt<@ ertauf Bel Geo. @raeii.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-12-12
Eourtlanb Wa@rimteu.

Infer S%attlermeiiter Wm. ". @ers
botb bat ioeben cine bibi4e Nuspabl
BON S@litteuSloden erbalten.
Sc mirb uns mitsetbeilt, baB Meu.
Tbos. Y. 9usbes oemnd@t bierber 3u>
rldtebren wirb, inbem feline 9ausbaltss
@esenitdnbe bereits bobier aus Chicago
einsetrofeu iinb.
Geo. 80. S@lottmann bat bic 9leen>
tur fir Or. s.. 6, 2emtes California
GamiliensM ebi5inen lbernommen. Die>
ie 9eilmittel iinb obne 3meifel bic beiten
uno 3uuerldiisiten i'm Martte unb iebe
Glai@e 1T %9arantirt, bas gu bewirten
fur mas iie ausseseben mirb. Cine
uole Nuswabl ieber;eit in Der Bebau>
flung pes Nsenten ODER in pp. S@lott>
MAINS Store.
Sim Gornep 1T 9esenmartis Of Der
Nntunft eines rueiteren Cuttings aa>
res, mieberum 3mei Sunsens, Der itol>
3eite Meni@ in Der san3en l1~msesenb.
Die Gamilie BON Sulius @runbt uer:
mebrte iid bur4 bic Mntunft zines tlet>
men Stammbalters. Sulius meint:
r@erabe ME ids baben uoute, 3wei
8uben unb 3wei Mdbels".
6. .. Pre@t wurbe uon Rnoipe &
@ussisbers mesen Beleioisuns uertlast.
u. $. Barter, friber in 2amberton
wobnbaft uno %sesenwartis 2anb>Msent
ber st. Saul & Duluth @iienbabn, be-
fano ii@ am Montas babier, UNI einen
Qotal>M9enten ju ernennen.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-12-12

SOUuluY otuUYuItlluS, uIute W. OeltuS
Jung pou 8uppeu uno auoeren @esen>
itdnoen trusen bas ibrise gum @elinsen
bes @an3er Bel.
&abatt>D ertauf BEL Geo. @raeii.
K ~ Die s@%ontrattoren fir ben Bau
Der neuenl$ minneapolis Stem s11lm &
S%outbmeitern Babn1 m1anren: letter ams:
tag ooino Der Sta6t. unba .idlo1ien nit Ser,
&eoitone Steins@ Company eeiiaien @on>5
trattoaur 2ieteruns bon 200 Gorb @tei>
men ab. 80 @orb bapon tommen am
Depot, mel@es moi1iu aus @tein uno
Brid erbout meroen ioQ, 5ur 0erwen>
bun9, uno Der &eit ioQ gum S4ut bes
8abnbammes i'm Minnei otasGba[ Be-
nutt meroen. @briit Tilsen bat bic
Qlrbeit lbernommen, bic 5teine i'm Qauf
bes @inters unb ndditen Tribiabres an
Ort unoS teue gu i@affen unb bat bereits
nit bent Gabren berielben %besonnen.
Ser elbe bat AUDI ben @ontratt iber>
non,men, so @a%rloounsen, reipectiue
1890 Tubren Bridenbol; BON @in>
tbrop bierber gu beforoern. Die Bride
ioQ uorerit aus 9ols erbaut unb ipdter
bur@ cine eiierne eriett merben. Oas
Bfablmert bur@ oas Ebal uirt auf Der
Seem l1lm Settle cine 2dnse pon 800
SUP unb auf Der Nicouet Seite cine
iol@e pom ca. 1000 SUP erbolten. Mit
benz Bau Der Bride iol slei@ mad
Neujabr b%e9onnen werben.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-12-12
y Mabatt-V erRauf bei Geo. @raefi.

fir ben @eibno9tstii9 ilnb foeben
einsetrofien: frii@e @a1e, Ganbp uiw.
bel s. 8. Uebnte. ba
Seine, sei@maduoQe pa~nbarbeiteu.
Stidereien uim., pa1eno fir Weib>
na@tssei@ente bel
ba Trau y. i . u m a mn.
" Gin Bargain! Gin set" uon pier
Stdden, mertb $l.oo, ieet 3u so Gts.
bel pfefferle & Tensde.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-12-12
@abott.W ereauf Bel Geo. @raeif.

@abott.V ersauf Bel Geo. @raeii.
= Man bea9te $. Y. Soueriens
Weibna@tss Nnjeise.
Trou Rlaus wurbe lette Wo9e
pom S@las serabrt, beiinbet ii@ iebo@
erfreuli@erweiie auf Der 9eieruns.
- Mou bea9te bic BON Geo. @raeff
in ie,ner AnSeise an anoerer SteQe ses
ma9te Oiierte.
- Sri. Clara unb Trau gmilie
S%teinbduier unb Go@ter tebrtea am
Dienitas Nbenb Don ibrer ausseoebnten
&eiie jurid.
0enrp @erla4. u. g. Bierbauer
unb Sos. S4insel pom Mantato be:
fanben ii4 anfan9s Der Wo@e 9ei4dftss
balber in u~nierer Mitte.o
Die @attin bes fribsr tn Cans
brio, Blue @artb County, onaeiteQten
Mep. Clos 9u9bes lit oleste q@o@e in
Chicago nit einen, :anberen Mann bur@:
9ebrannt. -. @
= Suite 3meti@en. 90 8funt fir
ST. 90 bel Yfefferle & Tensde. = IS
Von iett bis Weibna9ten qeben
mir nit. jsbem Yfuno 0 beitem 8ad>
puluer gu SO .@ts. bas Pfunb einen
S4autelitubl, einen bibi@en Gid ober
cine sroBe Yuppe. Pfefierle & Tensde.
SIN Mobel>@ ei@dit. pom $. 6,
Sauerien finbet man cine rei4balt,se
Muswabl Der bibi@eiten &eibna@tsse>
i@ente. Spre@et uor, mir iinb ibers
;eust. baB Sbr etuas BaiIenbes finben
weroet.
- Grau @m. &oepte erbielt lette
@o4e 0 benz @inona l1nteritltunss>
perein $3.50 ousbe3ablt, fir mel@e
@umn,e ibr uerunslldter @atte in jener
@eieQi@aft uerii&ert mar.
@enn Sbr Gtmas blbi@es su
@eibua@ten boben mont. 10 sebt gu
Trau 6. 8fefferle. Gre,ta9 uno Sam>
flag Spejials8 ertauf pom 3iten, Gam:
met, Spiten unb Semen. 1t
- @iner unierer Mbonnentea iber>
ianote uns ben f~olsenben Veri@t lber
Die Gobben Creamery: v@dbrenb bes
Monats Ottober erbielten bic Mil@lie>
feranten bieier Creamery IS Gents fir
lire Milb, Der Grtras war $40 unb
aebn Subs" Butter wurben mo9entli9
9ema@t. @dbrenb bieies Monats er>
3ielen mir St Bfuno Butter pom 100
Yfunb Mil@ unb betommen 254 Gents
per pfunb fir bic Butter. Die @obbeu
Creamery lit cine BET beiteinseri@tetiten
unb an, beiten sefibrten in Der san3en
@esenb unb er3ielt mebr Butter aus Der
9el,eferten Mil@ als aue Mnoeren. s.
81. Steinte tit Der 8%utterma@er; bic
Beamten iinb: s. 8. Rolbe, 9rdiis
bent; Treo. S@utt, Setretar; y. Sun>
gers, S@asmeiaer."'
- @baritpsQose go. 80 ". s. & u.
Me. srmdblte in ibrer am Dienitas ab>
sebaltenen VeriammTans bic folaeneen
Beamten: =. @. $. 9eio:mann, % 81;
6. 8. @epmann, 6 80; @. u. pub>
barb. s @; s. RloBner ST., @@at>
meiiter; @ottl. S@mtot, Setretdr; g..
Dofer, g .; s. W. Sobuion, s .;
81. g. gates, &c; @bas. Bruit. s
g; Mter. Ottomeyer, 0bapla.n; Gbeo.
Muuer, Maribal; Martin SEEMING,
Erultee auf BRET Sabre; Sui. Sernot,
Tpler.>
- Der @eder:Y oiten q. u. st. er>
mdblte bic f~olsenoen Beamten: 8m.
Btdnber, @ommanoeur; 9. Mari@ner,
Sen,or 8ice>@om. @m. 9ummel, Su>
nior gice<@om.; s. 6%riebmann, Quar>
tiermeifter; Geo. Mertle, Surseon; $.
Stit, w%a@tbabenoer Offcier; Iu9.
9eQmann, @arbe>O ffeier.
@abatt:W ertauf bel Geo. @raeff.
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tanntma@un

Der llntersei9uete 3eist biermit ersebenit
at, baB Ct fem 2umbersei9aft POM 1. cSanu>
ar 1896 al al, ieinen Sobn M(freb abtreteu
mirb, NIB erludt ba6er ale %bieieni9e,,, mel:
dc ibm I9ulben, iorpie Diejenise1, ,el@e
Sorberuu9en oil ibm babeu, iol9es Dor benz
1. Sa,lar 1855 ab;1made,, ba lla@ obt9em
Datum idmmtli4e Iustanbe GUT &olleftiou
iiberSeben ,uer6en.
AZ sos. g. So9el.
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Sur 8ea@tun8-

Die @runbei9entbums Better uon Nem
ulm iinb hermit an8emteien bic @eitenwe9e
nor ibrem gi9entbum, Der betreiienben Orbi=
nanj 9emdb, i4neeirei unb iauber 5u balten.
Nue Seitenme9e, bic bis 10 llbr 9ornitto9s
ni9t i9neerein iinb, werben auf Soften Der
GisentbImer bur9 bic @toot ~seidubert.
39) @brit. Til3en,
Straben=G ommiidr.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-12-12
0orIber 1T bic Sommerjctt,
Scr Minter nQhet balo,

oOs~OSS W. wv O"sss'S>0SN
Der Winter nabet balo,
Da brau@t man marine &leiber,
81 jung man, ODER alt.
@er einen suten In3us MID
8on Stoff unb Nrbeit fem,
Der TONNE nur setroit 3u mir
@r ioQ 3ufrieben fem.
Gin 9utes Siten, neufe Moo'
Mirb INNER aarantirt;
Die feinite Nrbeit ieber5eit
@ir6 iauber aus9efabrt.
Nu@ made id au ieber 3eit
&e9t fart, unb aud iebr i@neu,
Die al1erbeite &eparatur
PreiswIrbis unb reef.
50. q. N bob G.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-12-12
8udlenS Mrnica=S al6e.

Dte bette @albe In Der @elt fir gdntitmunben
(Q%uetI4unsen, @unben, geidmire Sal3hub, TIe4tem
aufseiprunsene Sanoe,, Troitbeuten. 9abnsraus.n unb
aue @autausi9lase unb beilt u%nieblbar 9amorrboiben.
Boaftdnbise Befrtebtsuns auseii4ert ober tetne Besabs
lung %perlanst. 9rets, ~ GeHts bic S&adtel. gu ha
ben lei .. ". Often, gtem Him.
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Neue Mn5et8en.
$40 BeIobnun9.

s(us Der Office bes uutersei9ueteu in ben
@tod= Darbs m,.rbe Elm Slid 9eitoblen n,.b
obiSe Selobnun9 miro Oemienisen be3ablt,
pel1er ben Dieb ermittelt uub CUR Nnjei9e
brin9t. Gbas. Stuebe.>
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-12-12

iinb 10 Mder sutes @ol;lanb in Section 8 1T
Iowu Si9el. Na@Sufraseu bel NerS. M.
Tranf 1T Sleepp Gye ODER T.. q. Sod, Neu
llu1. bd .
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-12-12
3ementartette1t.

Bon isst an perbe i'd wieber ole, Mr.en pom Cement
%arbetten, etnerlet % tn Sontratt ooer betns Gag, ilbernebs
~be5ieben. Wer trsenb' etpas 1T bieier 2inie pnii4t,
tbut gut, penn er BET mir %uoripridt. Tlr CUTE Mrbet
w,rb %saranttrt.
Sobann &atien,
gde 9tates u. Norbty.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-12-12

Yfefferle & Tensde %uerfaufen 25
Bfunb Nem Orleans 9ranulirten 3uder
fir $l.OO.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-25
personal.

Miss Nellie Adams, pupil of the insti-
tuition a the Royal Normal College for the
Blind OF England, passed the second-class
ngure skating test of the National Skating
Association with great success. She is
only is years old, and has the distinction
OF being the first woman blind or other
wise) who has passed this test on roller
skates.
Rear Admiral Kirkland, commanding
the European station, has appealed to
the President TO revoke the action or
Secretary Herbert in taking him 70 tasR
for congratulating NJ. Faure when the
latter was made President of France. NJ.
Faure is an old friend of Admiral KIRK
land, and the admiral feels he had a per-
feet right TO congratulate him.
In one of his interviews since he got
back from Europe, says the Philadelphia
Times, Chauncey Depew describes now
he was spoken to abroad and elsewhere
by American ladies who recognized him
from his pictures. DR.. Depew ought 70
tell how a well known Philadelphia lady,
now at a suburban hotel, accOsted him on
one occasion. Finding herself seated
next To him in the limited express, she
said: You don't know me, but we have
one bond OF Sympathy-the love of ami
mails. Tell me, now, for l am curious, l
suppose you have seen the elephant in
every possibly way?" Yes, madam, it is
true. l have seen the elephant" oh,
Intimately, l mean. In wild out-of-the-
paugh, / have watched and wondered as
have seen you among the animals in
your show many and many a time" She
had mistaken him for the great MENACE
RE man, who, in appearance, was almost
Mr.. DepeWs counterpart.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-25
BRIGHT BITS.

-Would He Have Yielded?-"I wonder"
said Tommy, who had been reading the
poem about the Arab who refused a purse
of gold for his beloved steed Il wonder
what he would have said If they had Of
fered him bysickle. ''-Indianapolis Jour
nal.
Learned men do not always appreci-
ate the achievements of their fellows. 1t
Is said that friend brought Millions
Paradise Lost" 10 great Scotch math-
ematician, who remarked, when he had
finished 1t: ITS vera pretty; but, mon,
what does it prove ?''-Argonaut.
Tricks in All Trades.-"This man
robbed me- judge"
How did he do it?''
II went to him with the toothache, and
instead of pulling the aching tooth he
pulled one with $40 gold crown on it,
Chicago Record.
-Right-'T tell you" said the pessimis-
tic dyspeptic, 1T is impossible to convict
rich man of crime In this country"
You are right for once" admitted the
other fellow. by the time his lawyers
get through with him there isn't any rich
man to convict. Indianapolis Journal
- Extremes Meet. 49, Stapleton - Well,
what do you think of my friend Pember-
ton?
Caldecott-Why hardly know! He told
me he believed the earth was fiat He must
either be densely ignorant or extremely
progressive; 1 can't make out which,
Puck.