Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-16

Sew Orleans oct lt-Iames IT, bar
nett, one % the Terr- Iisute Ind.
men who robbed She Adams Express
company u tic,'o'. was captured here
tonight
FUNNYGR arms.
what DO you think % your engage
aYoa dear. sweet cid boz. ivs the
handBsmest I ever had-i mean { Ike
~ gycs 50 ueh.'-Chlcago Times-hsI-
"once." she nusea. Il felt as q all
the world were against me. Yes; the
first time tell or M wheel! DE
troit Tribune,
Johnny; Papa, what does 10 mean
when they say q man y hi9 on
means tha; he drinks Ike "a hsh.-
Puck.
He cteallnE onei. I seal my love
with a kiss. She isIiting the action 20
the world Aud / sesl mine with
whagks. Boston Transcript.
Doesn't Couut.-He3 I thought you
SAW the play befJrs7 She: on. / was
with a theater party inst time'-Puck-
lie delighted with a new play: lent
n grarde She: Perfectly lovely, II
must have been made by Worth .-Sew
York Weekly.
Boston Dame what Is the mster
with the hrcg Cultured daughter tdlg.
ginE at the cllnkrrNl. Why, NAV. the
soul has Coalesced New York Weekly.
4 loft a letter on my table when
went out Where Is IT, Valet. I hope
I ynG won't mind, sir, l thought Sc would
do nicely Tor my sweetheart; SO post
Cd It 70 her Your Christian name Is
the same ~ mine -Lustige Blatter.
BezRar: Yer haven't got 10 cents
Z cruout yer. has yer hosg2 The Man,
] How ala YOU hnl that out2 I Thought
Z no one knew ! was broke but myself
{ Syracuse Post.
when We do go into politics" said
I Aiira itgouWulna "we sha.i Insist on
/ having an honest election and "a fair
I count" "Wouldnt a fair duke DO Just
7 ma WEI, HisN' Inquired her younger
brother--New York sun.
Mrs Sllmson beverley: Willie, this
! lady complains that you have been
( lighting with her little boy. and Wan;s
Z you TO promise never 10 90 20 again.
Willle 10 LADY,; You needn't be afraid.
mnam. Your boy win Keep out of my
way after this.--Harper's Bazaar.
1 Frederick" she said to her musical
admlrer they say that sou steal q
l good many mclodlcH" "Well. YOU
( know, almogt all composers Do TINT
npwailNs, You SHOULDN'T blame mo
{ FOR TINT "oh, ! don't blame you Tor
Z that. but why don't you steal pretty
onea g'--Washlugl5n Star
You say that horse Isn't afraid OF
/ anything. Can my wife drive him.
II don't know. sir; I'VE never seen
1 you wifc"--Lito.
Lefty leftover Ccoyly)--r have only
/ seen twenty summcrr.
sailie sly1lg-ls that SOL why don't
/ quirer.
Auat Marla--I wonder you 10 not en-
courage air. Twlning. He's such a
/ spruce young fellow.
hate-bui. you know. aunt that
cript
ola neilIon tplayfallyl-suppose I
! should lofe my money and die poor
VIVA; would my little duckie darling do
Young bride uh5uzhtfuily)- PERHAPS
a medical college would give me some
tnlng for yoir corpse,--New York
| Road contractor (angrliyl--see here,
| | told You 20 break those Stones SO they
would be small enough To so into a
nuns mouth.
Lnborer-3aas. sir, you did. sa. an
| OATS what IRe been dom. | used ma
own m9nf, sahs-Nrw York sun.
Conductor IN crowded street car
h9om IN the rear OF the car FOR one
lacy or two gentlemen.--chicapo Rec
ord
"pla your uncle remember you in his
yes, dear old fellow. He left mo bla
best wishes In a special eodlell."-HarN
pera Bazaar
Ten years ago" said the Centennial.
tive gentleman. ~ was a bachelor and
hustling Tor 4 wife"
And now y
And now I am not only hnstllne Tor
| my vile, but Tor her mother ana two Of
her aunis." lie Hshed.
"I5hroli. Il IN unnecessary, am T.,
nisted. II would break nihrnfna'S carr
We're not 70 marry we'll"
/ one look Into her eyes told hlin that
there was no alternative.
~ YOU say" he siehed. sulflnr the
action % the word, they proceeded 10
rehearsr = hf'r wedding twice a day--
Detroit Tslpune-