New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-06-18
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Roston PAPER which has gone da,; on aobre-
via.fons thus reports a news Item HIS Hon the
Lieut. Gov OF Mass returned from y. H. E.s'e'-
day with II doz other citizens OF Mass, ana eN'
meets next wk TO 80 to " Y. by way o. Prov
I, Remained-Her head had dropped upon his MS
shoulder III Cny he Tn ,,s rSaueSt he what Was
70 be- Little thought he nntl ne got nom ION, Win I'm
tried 20 remove her check from NJ dIess coa' WV"
ammonia and acknowledgements Tribune
,r,. .cor,ract for the statuary' OF the Atlanta
Fair has been awarded TO a man In ONO whom
rho managers vouch for zone OF the foremost men
in this line in the United States IL Is de''a,e'
moreover that the statues. forty in NUMBER VIII 10
made according 10 plans devised by an Atlanta GUY
structor
Not an Encouraging Example GIVE ,s. me S',,I les
man who sings at his work, " quoted the V''i@e"
who believes all he reads , -, co surs
well" reoIned the sceptic, i M h ot 49,"
about it, You know the mosquito does 'na'
Washington Star.
During the last few months II has frequently
been stated that American students attending UNI
yers!tles in Northern Germany VIII hereafter 10
obliged to pay heavy income ana munic'pa' 'aN
So FAR as the University OF Gottnsen is cohee'"e''
Mr. Guy Manning Kerr. OF the American colony
IN Gyttngen declares this state nent TO DC u'''
true Students obliged 10 pay no taxes "NA''
addressed to lame Bear ESD Colo The writer ts,
forgot to pu on the name OF the pOS'0"''e '"'
send i, TO Cripple Creek" said the postmaster
Chicago Tribune.
The Ansona Comm Sentinel tells TINS s'o''
OF a very close" farmer In ,hat vicinity. ne eur
rovs a boy whom he has often praised for MS
faithtulness and hard work. having made the re-
mark that the boy did a mans work on the iarn'
Ths lad gets a dollar a week as wages ana NJ
board When Memorial Day arrived the 'a'
wished for a day to visit his home IN She'0"' W.
lage. and he was allowed to do 80. When however
saturday night came. and his weekly stipend was
h,rdsd over to him. he found that the farmer
had deducted from his dollar his days pay
amounting TO sixteen cents
xIre,s - mighty good thing in The Weekly run
maker" Funniest thing I've read in long whNe'
'I Escha DSs Editor~Sha Credit it The Weekly
Funmaker? , ., oradi, N anvbodv-
Editor-N-o: IL 100 eoo" W N' -
(New-York Weekly.
som. one In Happy Thoughts cells GOOD story
at the expense OF certain members OF the bos'o"
Appalachian Club. An excursion party from MO
club II appears, had gone TO rural part oi '''
state and In default OF sufficient hotel accommo'a'
tions some OF the members were obliged 10 seek
quarters In a farmhouse Simplicity was the orde'
OF the day. Everything was scrupulously cleah p"'
there was natural absence OF some OF the luNuries
of hlghpriced city hotels. Some OF the ladies' OF 'o
marty discovered that there were no Keys !" III"
Iocks Of their rooms and waited upon the FARMER
wife That good woman was surprised why
she said I'VE don't usually lock our doors here ana
there's no one here but you. But then suppose
YOU know your own party best Inc ''si'o's o'1
no, insist upon the keys
Ra.s-And OF which variety is your wife. the
clnging vine or the self-assertivey -
CASA little OF both. When she wants NV
Dress or n new bonnet she generally beglhs III tno
clingingvine role; II that doesnt pr,ns ae wnu
then she changes to the self-asserive; ahaIwrh
ria iv
Transcript.
According to THE Toronto Mall and Empire. :
canadian in London says that times in England
are dull because everything comes from ABROAD
"Casses are even issuing book PRINTED ~
| Holland and Bibles from the Oxford press nave
| a little note Printed In Germany. When the Ems
ushman gets up, he breakfasts on eggs from ho'~
| land Danish butter. Vienna bread-made by "er-
| man workmen of American -four. For iunch 10
| has nice German. Dutch or American cheese. per-
haps an Ostend rabbit. and for dinner Australia"
| beef or mutton potatoes from Holland and greens
| from Jersey. and American canned fruits In ."'
mean time Essex farmers are going through th.
| Bankruptcy Court at the rate OF 200 per year.
| WIN free trade make you rich?
For Humanity's Sake.--Young Man (boastfullyl-..
| boat. with no companion but this dog Goodoy'
| friends
| Humane Ofcer-I must stop you. sir!
stop me? And what for. prayT'
Humanity! Haven't I a right to risk my lie
p 49,
"Oh. that's ALL right; but ] must interfere tn
] dog can't Goi"-{Clsveland Plain Dealer