The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-10-30
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lc0plc with ugly ulspOS
may say some sharp but not |
things
The pen is 4 mighty engine.
it sometimes runs away with thu 3z
ginccr.
Life is too short to take IL 81
one shoulders the quarrels of ir
people.
- Fora Journey Of 200 miles or sd
sound reindeer can travel at the rate
of about 25 miles an hour on good
roads.
-IIc:-''Why did yon return my
written proposal with the letters C.
q. u. written over it? Am ! to take
it as refusal ?'-Shc (shyly):-"No,
You silly goose: that means Call on
Dad
Minnie has been in TO sec me
today" said little five ycar-old, "and
she behaved like a lady" and l
hope you did too. said her mother.
Yes. indeed, did | turned somcr-
sets Tor her on the bed.
= If another man gets a higher
salary than you receive, it is prob
ably because he is worth more.
Employees do not pick outmc to pay
good wages to because they hare curly
hair or part it in the middle.
Winks: "Wnat makes you look
so blue - links: Il have six
daughters, none of them married, or
likely to be" Winks: "And arc
married. all have children, and l have
to support the whole crowd.
The States are rapidly doing
away with the days of grace law.
Among those where it has been abol-
ishcd are California, Idaho, Oregon,
Utah. Vermont, Wisconsin, New Iork,
New Jersey and Pennsylvania.
= Ten years ago, said the con-
tcmplative gentleman, 81 was abache-
lor and hustling for a wife. y And
now p "And now | am not only
hustling for my wife, but for her
mother and tive Of her aunts.
= Molly 81 think young Brownly
is working on some air machine or
other Polly: "What makes you
think SOP Molly: Every time he
calls on me he says he'd fly to the ut
tcrmost parts of the earth for me.
= Prospective l'ather-in-Law-
And you promise to make my daugh-
ter happy E.namorcd Youth will
care for her like beautiful flower
Prospective Fathcr-inLaw-1 hope
you don't mean that she is to live on
water and air.
Mrs. Simson 81 am getting
little anxious about Maudc. Here it
is almost supper time and she has been
in the parlor all the afternoon with
that young man Willie "Shc's aly
right, mamma. | heard him askingfer
to be his half an hour ago.
= Appetite sam Say, kind l.1s,
won't you please give me a nickel %
Kind Lady IF l do you will 90 aa1S1z
get dunk" Appetite Sam:
kind lady, if you know where q a|
can get drunk on nickel give 81
information and keep the coin.
eff l were bald as you, said
Gus DcSmith to one of the most prom
incnt citizens Of Austin, II woala
wear wig 81 don't sec why yo&
should ever wear vic if yasszsz|5 j.
bald" was the quiet Z
empty barn doesn' t ne &
- Miss Murray Hill: -
though | had become a politician ~
received nomination to Office " Miss
Ilomewood: "What DO you mean by
that ?' Miss Murray Hill: "I have
just received a proposal Of marriage,
and am about to write letter OF ac-
ccptancc.
- "IIcnry, you ook worried what
is the trouble - 81 was stung to the
quick by an adder this afternoon. "
"IIeavens How did it happen ?"
"Why. | went to the bank this after
noon and the bank clerk, after adding.
up the ledger. told nc my account
was ovcrdrawn." "
\ writer in an English paper
claims for Woodbridge the credit of
possessing the meancst man in the
person Of Il misc:ly ycoman who re-
fused to allow his daughter to receive
Il scalskin jacket as present because
he could not afford to pay for the
camphor which would be needed to
keep moths out of it during che sum-
mcr.
= One Of the most remarkable od-
dtics on record is found in the case
Of child born only few days at
house in the limits of the city. The
father Of the child is a mulatto and
the mother an octoroon. The entire
body Of the child is distinctly divided
into black and white. onc-half being
very fair and the other as black as an
Ethiopian.-.MmEoto Ncns.
- If your children are subject to
Group watch for the first symtom Of the
discaSc-hoarscncss. If Chamber
lain Cough Remedy is given as soon
as the child becomes hoarsc it will
prevent the attack. Even after the
croupy cough has appeared the attack
can always be prevented by giving
this remedy 1t is also invaluable
for colds and whooping cough. For
sale BY Hill Bros.
A singular incident took place
the other day on Damariscotta Lake,
Me-. which shows the vcracity of the
bass in that lake a party from the
Kcnncbcc were fishing from boat,
when one of them caught the end d,
his fish pole in his watch guard aiY &
flung his gold watch overheard inI I
10 feet Of water. About an hour aftct
and quarter Of mile distant, tn #S
caught ai FOUNDER. and noticing
fullnc>s and peculiar appearance. h5s
was opened, and there was the gold
watch. still going.
\ negro Of Athens. Ga. got
cindcr in his ear :. few days since, and
it gave him great deal Of trouble
He went to doctor and asked him to
cnrc his ear. which was badly swxSsdass|
The doctor CHARGED him 81 II