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The Globe-republican., 1895-03-22

"Ranson's Mario Corn 6a1vo."
Warranted to money refunded. ASK your
!ruR1ist for &c. Price Is cents.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-22

Their Fatal Metake.-Returned Travelersi
What has b. come of Catchem s CheaosD,
the rich lawyers? Retired. presume: Re-.
ident: Yes, retired. They are both in -
poor house. ''Phew! v hat happenedf
They had quarrel, ard sued each other"
Now York Weekly.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-22

No Sign Needed.-Pedd,er: Want aaY
please Shut the Door" : grs? JimNa&
Don't need 'em. "Your door hasn't 1nV
spring" People always shut it when ths0
so out" That's queer" I'm tax -
eessor. They shut it with q s.am.-NsE
York Weekly.
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-22

II the Baby II Cutting Teeth.
Be sure and use that old and welltred remedy. ARA
WHsIew's SOOTHING SYsrP for Children Teething-
The Globe-republican., 1895-03-22

and perfected an organization by select
ing Hon. D. n. Frost, OF Garden City,
as chairman aud Hon. W. B. Sutton, OF
Russell, secretary. The northern dis
trict, as formed by the board, comprises
the first two tiers of northern Kansas
counties; the central district thu two
succeeding tiers OF counties and Rice
county; the southern district includes
the remaining counties. NJ b Tomb
lin, member OF the board from Sherman
county will have charge Of the northern
district, Judge Sutton, the central, and
Mr. Frost will have charge OF the south
ern district. The members Of the board
decided that they will direct their ener-
gies and expend the money at their
command in carrying out the most prac-
teal features of the bill It is the
opinion of the members OF the board
that the measure in question. as passed
bv the legislature, is exceedingly am
bilious, and that the provisions OF the
bill, il carried out as indicated. would
require the expenditure OF from $500. 900
to S40O. 900.
Sol Miller, editor OF the Troy Chief,
has declined to accept the appointment
BY Governor Morrill, a. q member OF the
state board Of pardons. and has re-
turned The commission for the p,ace to
tho governor with thanks.
Warden Chase has sought to snjoin
tho appointment Of . Legislative commit
to to investigate charges against him.
His lawyers claim that the law reqmr-
ing the governor to cause tho appoint
ment Of such q committee u defective in
IL tltia District Judge Hassa has The
point to decide
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06
THE FALL OF BILL NYE.

Bill Nye's escapade in New Jersey
last week probably marks the begin
ming of a total collapse of his topping
reputation. Nye long ago ceased to
be funny, except at long intervals, but
he has never ceased in his efforts to
get his work, no matter how dry and
inSipid it was. before the public This
was done for just one reason, a reason
that is known as well by the public as
though Nye had confessed it himself
Nye has been a humorist solely for
money. He has been charged with
being mercenary and he undoubtedly
is. He has mixed a great deal of bus
mess in with his alleged fun, and
while the onslaught OF eggs in New
Jersey may drive MIN from public
view. or future onslaughts Of a similar
nature may put him on the shelf. Bill
Nye has put enough by to keep HIM
self comfortable for the rest of his
days
There was time when Bill Nye was
funny. He is funny at times yet. But
| the peculiar style of humor which he
originated has become dOmesticated
and tanned until il is no longer received
with public favor. At the same time
Nye's personality may have had some
thing 10 do with his disfavor with the
public. 1t may be that his anxiety for
the almighty dollar has done much to
ALLEVIATE the affections of the laughers
from him.
But. taken as a whole, Nye is to be
congratulated on having a long head.
Having made an early and deserved
reputation he has coined that reputa-
ton for all that it is worth and has
never let 4 nickle of il escaDe him.
ON the other hand Mark Twain. n
humOrist of much higher grade and
of more intellectually. while also ac-
cuSed of being mercenary. has gone
down in Il heap. and today feels the
humiliation Of knowing that there are
several charity contributions in exist
ence for his aid. Bob Burlette is an
other humorist Of more worth than
Nye but not of his practical sense.
Burdette at one time was immensely
popular, and his time for pecuniary
advantage was long and auSpiciouS.
But he did not seize the opportunity.
and today lac i forced, for Il living. Ia
travel about aud. with duh eyes and
dead brain. TO ralk 10 squads of IN
appreciatiye people az church Saciais.
So while. il Bill Nae accepts the egg
reception as an iAyitation II retire. 81
can be said that he deserved Ia fan II
must be said thar he was exceedingly
more sensible than any other humorlst
who has appeared in many day.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

by the editor of the Century that We
in America are on the eve of great
revival of creative literature, be
cause we have so many interesting
problems" because we are growing
very serious" (evidence for this moi
given and because so much attention
is now bestowed upon municipal pol
tiles and charities of all sorts. Great
I've literature is mysterious business,
but we are certain there cannot be
any without creators, and We would
ask what signs there are that We are
on the eve of them in anFgreat num-
bers. Creation eX nihilo may pass in
theology, but it never will in literature.
Forty years ago an acute critic wrote:
1.-The reason why SO few good books
are written is that so few people that
can write know anything" Even the
bare art of knowing how to write has
declined since then, from lack of
knowing anything to write about, IL
We may believe the late Professor
Nettleship. In an address on NAT
ural Science and Literature" he had
something to say which it would be
well for the smooth prophets of Great
I've literature 10 consider. and which
critics giving, and young writer's seek
ing, advice may probably ponder.
'I am bound to say that for some time
past, at least in England. there has been
more of manly effort. more of patient self
remuneration. among the students OF nat
urai science than among the students OF
literature. In the present genera
ton ii seems TO me that a kind OF par
alys.s has seized upon the thinking power
which should produce good literature.
One cannot but notice, side by side with a
restless desire to produce, a curious inpa-
tience OF the labor Of learning, of think
ing; and even of writing well. Emotion.
sentiment, a newly awakened interest In
a subject, are taken as ample justification
for writing about it,"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

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this fall
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

One OF the most interesting chap
tiers in Senator Sherman's book is that
which relates to the bOnd-selling when
he was secretary of the treasury. He
says he found n contract existing for
the sale of bonds which gave a
monopoly TO the syndicate" and he
Immediately gave notice OF a change in
that respect The result OF this action
on his part he points cut. was 10 so
popularize the loan that within brief
period | was able to terminate the con
tract according to It's terms, and To sell
the per cent bonds directly TO the
people at par. without commission or
the aid OF syndicate" 1t is hardly
necessary to specify the glaring diff
ference between thar contract and the
one made by the Cleveland admins
tration with the BelmOnt-Morgan com
bine.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06
oRLAEcMA Outlines

Enid had an Autumn festival Monday
e. the shape Of a bean bake
There are now eighty-e3ght people from
Oklahoma visiting IN Lansing. Kan
That man who stole a house al Perry
IS not wholly bad. He left the well
An Fl Reno restaurant adyertises KAT
fr meal cakes. KaGir Is a sure Gomez.
Yancy Lewis. the new Judge IN the In
dian Territory. was installed with ban
quet-
They are stu talking % running n and
taking possession Of the Fort ST. country
by force
The KinEfshs- Free Press says there
are too many "specuIators'' holding down
farms IN Oklahoma
About 5000 goes 20 Ga-1e3t county n
pensions quarterly. And you BET 10 ore
kicks or pensions ;hsrs~
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06
A SENSIBLE SILVER TALK

Harvey; the author OF Coins School
while he is champion of free silver.
is not in favor Of free silver party.
Before appearing on the platform the
other day at Kansas City, he had a
talk with George Martin, editor of the
Gazette. Martin says that Harvey
covered more ground and more thor
oughly than any other man ON earth
could ia a two hours talk. Harvey
gave il as his opinion that the battle
ground for the next national campaign
between free coinage OF silver and the
English gold standard, will be in the
states OF Iowa, Wisconsin, Illinois, In
diana, Ohio, Virginia, West Virginia
and Kentucky. East of the Allegheny
mountains the people are hopelessly
under the influence of the money
power. The Pacific coast and Noun
tain states are with us, and the south.
too, except where postmasters and
other federal officials manipulate the
primaries at the dictation Of an adj
ministratiOn hypnotized by the keenest
men out-the money sharks of Wall
street. THE issue is grave" he said
in his lecture. Money is the blood
of commerce. 1t must be pure, equable
and in sufficient quantity; and its cir
culation not cOngested in boards as
gold is now. In 1888 we had all the
gold and silver coin in the country as
our unquestioned sound money
Then silver was demonetized aud we
had only half as much. All but gold
was mere credit money redeemable in
gold not by law, but at the caprice OF
the administration. Since then much
of the gold has left us. and half the
remainder is boarded out of reach of
business men. What is left suStains
the tottering credit of cur currency:
greenbacks, silver certificates, national
bank notes and silver coin itself being
kept up to the appreciated value Of
gold by depleted gold reserve.
Debts too are kept all up To a gold
standard, and farmers must give two
bushels of wheat TO pay a dollar of
debt or taxes which are legally pay
able in silver dollars, one of which
should be had for 4 bushel Of wheat
This is crushing the life out Of pro
ductiOn, not only of grain but Of iron.
wool. cotton and almost all commod-
tiles but beer.
Production and business generally is
done largely on borrowed capital,
which must be repaid in appreciated
gold or it's equivalent. Hence hard
times. RemonetiZe silver and 1t will
carry hope, happiness and prosperity
to- our people and Kansas City will
prosper as she never has before. The
mortgaged homes Of Kansas will be
saved to their owners Rising prices
will bring US balance of trade in our
favor with Europe, and with it we will
pay our foreign debts, and one hun
dred million bushels of corn in Kansas
will fatten hogs and cattle this year
which would sell for twice the forty
million dollars which they would sell
for IN gold money.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06
The alu EAGLE ceaeansaag yoins Houenrber

that for the most part, no adequate
state or municipal measures have been
adopted. In the absence of these. the
action of the National Board OF Fire
Underwriters would appear TO have
been timely as it certainly has been
of practical benefit 10 communities
which have been relieved of the pres
ence of incendiaries through the in
centiFe of rewards offered. The un-
derwriters VIII no doubt welcome such
a condition Of things as viii relieve
them OF the expense which the system
involves. but it Is hoped that their ef-
forts viii be continued until effective
laws are enacted and such vigilance
exercised as 10 make those efforts no
longer necessary.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

There must he great deal of profit
In holding corn. The Indiana. Yer
mont and Ohio men come out here and
buy il for that purpose. Kansas is
exceedingly unfortunate in allowing
bther states 10 pick the feathers of
har
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

General CoXey's son has gone to
Cuba to join the insurgents. This is
much more sensible and a great deal
hhan an insurgent march to Washing
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

Thousands of dollars were consumed
alone On the train which will drag
Rfter Miss Vanderbilt today. This is
AN outrage on American simplicity. but
there is no need of becoming indis-
nant. Miss Vanderbilt VIII leave the
country
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

The reported excitement over the
diScovry Of alleged gold near Norman.
oklahoma, should not be encouraged
unless the geld IS really there. And
5he people who are on the grounds
should be allowed To settle the matter
of its worth.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

While Miss Vanderbilt viii be re-
cognized in Great Britain. she is likely
to be snubbed in Germany. Australia
and France. But that is immatcrial.
Miss Vanderbilt is an Anglomania not
Francomaniac or Austriolunatic.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

Eugene Ware SAYS that in n hundred
years the only man living in kansas
today Who win be remembered VIII
be Web Wilder. Ware will be dead
then and even if It shouldn't come true
we will not be able 10 hnrl the predic-
zion back in his face.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

Bill Nye should not take his eScapade
with the eggs To heart. Some people
can be funny part of the time. but no
one can be funny all the time. Bill
has been unfortunate in being the one
10 demonstrate IL
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

It has occurred to fhe fruitful mind
of the editor Of the Guthrie Leader to
make proposition to England to swap
Barney Barnate for the United States
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

Great Britain will insist on a part
nerShip interest in the Nicaragua
canaL Great Britain not only wants
the earth hut it is inclined also TO take
possession of the waterways as soon
as they are contracted.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

In addition TO being egged, it is also
charged that Bill Nye was drunk while
In New Jersey. This doesn't mend the
matter at all. A drunken man can
smell just as well as 4 sober man.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

Christmas trees are being marketed
10y the hundreds in Maine. MaSsa-
chusettS furnishes the stockings and
Boston large part of the toys. Is
Christmas New England bunco
y3mp9
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

As vet no effort has been made to
explain Dick Walkers fall from a
Topeka street car, and it is high time
the accident was charged TO the street
car or explained in some way.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

James ]. Van Allen has decided to
take trip to Europe. Meanwhile the
Colts will continue TO absorb the rest
of the habitable globe as correspond
70
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

A New York syndicate proposes TO
back Professor Dyche of Kansas in an
effort TO find the North Pole. But if
Dyche should find it, it wouldn't cost
them a cent
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

The American silver dollar is said to
be one of the prettiest coins on earth.
When the duke looks at his bride to-
day he can be consoled by this fact.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

Slowly but surely Mr.. Ingalls's boom
Is coming around in parallel focus with
the target of general dissatisfaction,
and Mr.. Ingalls, is almost sure to be
hurt
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

Mrs Langtry refuses 10 tell from
whom she received her diamonds But
why should she? Everyone knows,
anyway, except, probably, his wife.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

If the gold mines Of the world are TO
fooG the money markets Of the world
with yellow metal, the white metal in
the end may be treated white.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

The duke Of Marlborough refused TO
take part in a rehearsal Of todsy's
ceremony. Business is business and
marriage is marriage.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

Corbett may be TO blame for the
fights not taking place. And then
ngain Fitzsimmons may have been at
fault And Governor Clarke should
not be overlooked in the matter.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

1t should not be forgotten that II
General Sherman had not written the
book great many Of US would never
have known that he was mad.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

The Mulvanes Of Topeka, have Sc
cured control of the Topeka Capital.
This may be said to be the first sky
rocket of the Ralph Burton campaign.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

From present appearances 1t is plain
that the sultan intends to protect the
Armenians if ne has to kill everyone OF
them in the attempt
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

There is still chance that when the
time comes and Holmes is hanged the
officers Of the law will find that he has
substituted another "friend."
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

England may want the earth, but ii
Is not plain who suggested shaking be-
fore taking.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

A New York photographer says that
q smile is so evaneScent that il can
never be photographed and made to
appear beautiful.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06

AS the Turkey question now stands
both England and America expect the
other TO be the gobbler
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06
% AMBrrIors wRIrERs

Some unpublished letters 81 Sainfe-
Beuve'S, lately printed in the Figaro.
yield an instructive idea OF the great
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-06
gallu Eagle
NJ. VI. MURDOCH, Editor.

1t was just as we predicted. Coxey
was defeated for governor in Ohio.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-08-03
ABBREVIATED TElEGRAMS.


A colsred campmceting near Cincinnati
came near breaking up in disorder when
it was discovered that some one had
broken into the provision tent and stolen
all the water melons.
Disappointment in love caused Va
lente Aragon to blow out his brains at Ei
Paso. Tex.
Obituary: at Berlin, Prof Heinrich Won
Sybel, the historian, IS. At Orange, Tex,
ex-Mayor George II. Hopper, o. Eau
Claire, Wis At LaPorte, Ind. Mrs.
Rachel Van Pelt, 81. At Grand Rapids,
Mich, Harriet Gould Burton. So At
Washington, Daniel G. Hatch.
Several counties i, Wisconsin MIL
w,uLeo coun,v o,,oro ,hon, ,r, CON.
sideriny the ndvis,hiIiry of ,ostin, tb.
legality of the habitual drunkari ac;
passed by the last lerisl,tur, The ACT
makes drunkards : charge on the conn
ty and the exncnsc i ,lrrnnv verv gre,t
The Kentucky Lumber comnanv's mills
burned at Williamsburg. Nv. The mill
was not running Insurance, Sao ,OOp;
loss. $1,000.
The island of Tr;,i,oa oe ,ho ,,.s. ~
Brazil which .b,. co,,N,rr 30 beor
kicking up such n row obout bccouse q
British cable conpany wanted it for 4
cable station. is really cccupied by
.Raro,r u,rlo, y-;,lo,- ,,bo cI,;,,s 4,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-08-03

tons, IN the way OF summonlng witnesses
under oath, are conferred on the board,
and the proceedings of the board are to
be matters of public record. In order to
cali the attention of the board to a mat
ter in dispute between capital and labor
there must be at least twenty-five persons
employed at the place where the trouble
occurs, and then the board is subject TO
the ssll OF either the employer or en-
pioyes, as the case may be. Witnesse:
summoned by the board will be com
PEELED to testify just as in an ordinary
court of record.
To give stability and effect to the find
ings of the board the act provides thai
when both sides in a controversy appea
to the board for a decision, then botf
sides must be bound by the terms of thai
decision for at least six months aetcI
Judgment has been rendered. Further
more when, as may frequently happen.
neither of the sides at dispute considers il
to its advantage TO summon the board
OF arbitration to settle matters. then il
will be optional for the board itself tC
take the initiative, and if possible to pre-
vent trouble before it has eliminated in
an actual strike.
The proceedings of the board being pub
lie property it is felt that III this direc
tion the usefulness of the board will be
most apparent, as the disclosure of the
true facts of n dispute will ac. alike -
deterrent on unwisc agitation to redress
imaginary grievances, and as salutary
check upon unfair treatment of employees
by an individual firm. To strengthen
the hands of the board and give its judg.
ments practical effect the law empowers
it to call upon the county authorities fol
assistance whenever needed.