The San Francisco call., 1895-11-26

thing is to know the reason why.
Make your Thanksgiving purchases to-
day and avoid the crush tomorrow.
Every report we get from the admin
istration is tale of trouble aad call for
help.
What is known to politics as the Cleve
incubus.
Even England will find that free trade is
too dear for her by the time it gets thor
oughly Japanned.
Wherever the refunding bill shows
head there will be the place for California
Congressman to strike.
If Venezuela prepares to fight under the
shield of the Monroe doctrine, England
had better let her alone.
Local Democracy is bound to have har-
mony even if it has to hold two primaries
so that both sides can win.
Every market stall shows abundant
reasons why We should give thanks as we'll
as the WhereW1thal TO do It,
In setting Up as joker Kaiser William
is sure of success, for all who do not laugh
with him Will laugh at him.
II may be true that Buckley's men are in
line, but they are just little outside of
where the people draw the line.
Whitney says no mar would decline the
Presidency, but he himself declines to be
the Democratic candidate for it.
This is called 'the railway age" but the
biggest enterprises the nations have on
hand are for the construction of canals.
The first work for Congress to do is to
pass bills for the protection of home in
dustries and let Cleveland veto them is he
dares.
The latest fashionable fad is perfumed
butter, but 1t goes without saying that all
butter that smells is not considered to be
perfumed.
When Mcguire decides to get local Dem 4
ocratic politics off his hands he had better
remember to wash his hands of it very
thoroughly.
Nearly every business man in the United
States will include the recent Repu blican
victories among the things he gives thanks
for this year.
We are already near enough to winning
the National Convention to make every
Eastern city regard as as the strongest
competitor in the race.
If you wish to strike good thing while
patronizing home products try California
prune sauce instead of the Eastern cram
berry with your turkey.
The Sultan complains he has no money
to reform on, and if he does not find lots
of sympathy on that ground there is no
virtue in a fellow feeling.
Mr.. Preston, director of the mint, SAYS
silver was really demonetized in this coun-
try in 1853, but perhaps he is only prepar-
ing to issue a comic almanac.
There is a growing suspicion that the
report of Cleveland's Commissioners on
the Nicaragua canal will be more agreeable
to Cleveland than to the people.
1t is announced that the Sheltering Arms
has no turkeys for the Thanksgiving din
ner, SO you now know where a little of
your help Will do great deal of good.
Harper's FeekEy credits San Francisco
with the best swimming baths in the
Union, and it might also have credited her
with the people who take the most baths.
Postmaster-General Wilson does not in
tend that the Secretary of the Treasury
shall eclipse him in the administration; he
has Cleveland deficit in his department
also.
1t IS becoming more and more apparent
that the Wilson tariff means not only
deficit in the National revenues, but a
deficit in the income OF every American
home.
Count Herbert Bismarck is stumping
Germany 10 favor of bimetallism, protec-
ton and an eight-hour day for all Govern
ment employees. That sounds like Amer
ican politics.
As a result of the use of iron in con-
structing buildings, the word 'house-
smith IS becoming common in the East
to signify the ironworker who does that
kind of work.
Now that japanese goods are flooding
our home markets even Democrats can see
that free trade is a folly that amounts to
crime against American industry and
American workingmen.
By the time the people have given judg
ment by their votes in the next election,
the Democrats will find that their efforts
after harmony as well as their faction
fights have been labor in vain.
Among the news items of yesterday of
which we may expect to hear more were
the invention of a speaking trumpet
through which the human voice can make
itself heard more than mile and the
renewal Of negotiations between Corbett
and FitZsimmons.