The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-05-29
Jud se s1ullet Heard From.


Corn is on boom. Cotton doesn't look
so promising, and General Green"-well,
be ia on the war path in his most hideous
war paints. Wheat is moderately good
Spring oats arc fine, and the peaches, ap-
pies, black kberries snd other fruits are
plentiful.
Some time ago our friend, "Ned Needle" "
of Brushy Greek section, made inquiries az
"Judge Mullet." and others. Well, Mr..
Editor, we don't like to give ourselves
away, but will try and give partial &C.
count during our absence of our difficult
ties, &c. After the expiration OF our
school, being worn out, both physically
and mentally, reared back on my dignity
resolving to rest up for the next three
months. And while building air castles,
the old man cometh 10, and he said unto
Judge: "What doeth thou hert?" And
I said unto bin: "Surely the laborers are
plentiful and the harvest is great. ! there
fore intendeth to 90 abroad" And he said:
s'The harvest Is great and the laborers are
few; get thee from here. and 90 work for
thy wages, for the time Is at hand" And
goeth forth to work for mine living with
sore back and heavy spirit. And came
unto man Of much wealth In the heat OF
day, and seeing me In distress, said he
unto me: "Son, come into mine house
and will give unto thee much to eat and
great work to do," and being In great dis
tress and hungered, agreed to come under
his command. Therefore, I sailed out
into the burning sun and draweth the
bell cord over an ass back, and my mas
ter, being greatly pleased with my tact
and willingness to obey orders, struteth
around in great ecstacy over being lucky
In securing me under his control. And In
the evening while ploweth looked to-
ward the great sunset. and 10, man
aproacheth with an unsteady step, and
carrieth something in his hand. And
when he cometh nigh unto me. he said:
sTake ye and drink Of what made last
evening, for surely thou art worried from
the days of toll, and he draweth the STOP
Der, and the air was filled with strange
cdor, and he belohed out stagnath
breath. And being loath to do his bidding.
putteth the thing to my mouth, and be-.
came as if one possessed OF devil and
seeketh whom he may devour. The
ground ayeth up and striketh me in the
face, and I sitteth down hard and getteth
up slowly. Was rich, measured money
BY the bushels and counteth 1t not. The
trees began to whirl, and l was sick at the
stomach and vomiteth out evil odors, for
was as Of one possessed of an unclean spirit,
and when I became sobered I was slow to
speak, ashamed to meet any intelligent
brain dull. Now, friends and readers, be
We thereby warned. Watch, for the hour
Is at hand when the sons OF men must
meet at the judgment bar Of God, and
give an account of the deeds done In the
BODY. The world is full Of treachery, vice,
and traps to catch the young and inexper'
fenced, and again implore that ye be
therefore warned. In due time we eoeth
to church and men cometh drunken on
the fire water of the devil himself-young
men with dispensary bottle In their
pockets, Parents should set an example
before their children that would be an
honor to follow, and that tend to make
men of them and not drunkards Be care
full and cautious, fathers, brothers, old
men, young men and all, and strive to
make all happy, instead OF outcasts, and
all will be we'll.
One Of our young men from Clearmont
came down to see his girl the other Sunday
and severe and heavy rain storm came
down and, being obliged to return home.
put off through the mud, IN gleeful anti.
cipation Of the Joy he would have on the
lOllOWluS CuuuoyS oSoo. o'o6 w oo6oS
ment, but having stream to cross he
rushed on, in order to get over before the
flowing waters came down, but. alas! to
his scheme. When be reached the stream
10 and behold the waters were overfowing
her banks, and he being loath to get his
new suit wet, called on Mr.. Smith to assist
him in crossing, for, said he, Il will pull
off my clothes and coon log up the
stream, and you drive Dolly In when l
get over. Ican catch her" So he crosses
safely, but when the mare was driven In
she declined to 20 further than the middle
of the stream. Therefore, our young friend
swims in, but forgets his clothes, and in 30
doing they were thoroughly drenohed, and
il you want to see him blush, walk and
ask him where he got that new suit, and
Why he did not call on the following Sun
day. and he will disappear.
Mira Jenny Hayes died at her residence
the 18th inst, after lingering over year
with dropsy. She lived to be full Of years
Her remains were laid to rest in the old
field burying ground, near Townville, on
Saturday, 18th inst.
Mrs. Sallie Kennedy caught on fire Sat.
urday, 18th inst, and was seriously burned
before she could extingaish the flames.
Her clothing burnt into shreds She suf-
fered untold agonies till Thursdsy even
ing, when her spirit took Its flight. Her
remains were inferred at the Center camp
ground, on Friday, at O'clock p. m.
Rev. Whitaker preached her funeral. She
will be missed by the people OF the sur
rounding community, as we'll as by her
children.
Messrs Marshall and Oscar Tannery, Of
Piedmont paid their parents pleasant
call Saturday and Sunday.
Success to the INTELLIaENCER
JUDGE MULLRT.