The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1895-11-15
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sLIMPsEs OF LIFE.
An Extraordinary Practice.

Clara-aaVe you inet 'HA'
Higgins yet?
Cora-Yes ;once. ,.;,;or
"He is homeopathic ph!s'''an'
isn't he?" ,,;sseo ),
Il Yonkers Statesman.
But She Might Have Another dog
Lady of the House, should THINK
Won would be afraid to come arouna ~
the back yard. l notice you uiuh .
do it last week on account OF our pis
dog. lot doo
Tramp-No'm; but / knew tEat ooe
wasn't here any more. -, ,
Lady of the House oio !oo
know it? - ~
Tramp--Let him have that piece OF
ME YOU gave me.-tDetroit Free fress'
More Than was Promised.
She-"What are you complaining
3 aboutp Didn't the man say ne u
5 charge YOU a nominal sum-!
He-''He did, but it turned Out 10
! he phe nominal sum. "-t newark
! Advertiser.
e Won NAV eat cheap food and not De
y seriously hurt by it; but you cannon
0 take cheap medicines without positive
. injury. Ii you use any substitute ior
, Averis Sarsaparila, you do SO at tne
g peril Of your health, perhaps OF your
a life Insist on having Ayers, ana ho
y other. adv.
= "What can l do to prove tne s,n
i cerity of my love" said young Mr'
a Spifiins to his Boston sweelnear.. IT,, .,
"a Promise me that you VIII learI y
iaH
:, tual creature. - Pittsburg Chronicle
II Telegraph.
r Husband dear, it wal, yer.
er thoughtful of you to buy this eiegan
ST smoking Jacket for me, but ! reail.
IN cannot afford to wear anything b
AZ ruinously expensive.
in Wife-That's too bad, but neVe
al mind, they will take 1t bacR;
10 "And give you the money!
is "Oh, no: but they will exchange
d. for dress pattern ~ New ioi
d, Weekly.
k A Good indication.
Medical practitioners OF prominene
. are prescribing for the cure OF diseas'
Swinging from arrangements OF "
digestive organs, DIR. David Kennedy
ane favorite Remedy. This professions
vas endorsement is justified by the la
Ne, that no other preparation has pee
found SO efiicacious in that CLASS
disorders even in the most advance
in and severe cases. 1t has cured gray
in the kidneys, stone IN the plauu
and Inflammation OF the Kidneys, whe
the all other medicines had failed. \
druggists sell it. adv.
Dad An winners Feel the Same Way.
81 never bet on horse race b
one. said the good deacon, land
have regretted il ever since.
~" Surely the sin has been forgiv
ere now" said the minister.
"Oh, | don't doubt that; but I
fact is | only won 50, when l mig
lust as we'll have made it thousan
,cds since was in for tt lndianapo
,o,d Journal.
'''' And disappointment
eyes. said the meek looking ma
d 1--WE no doubt you've had some gre
hunting experiences in the west "
i have indeed.
Buffalo hunting
Sure.
"And bear hunting
- "Of course.
Isl "Well. you just come around and
nv wife take you house hunting
bargain hunting with her. III
j you'll begin to know what excitem
tenn, is. 1T Washington Star.
,o9dy why They Had Lamps.
rs, Sunday School Teacher-Do you
iiDs member the story l told you about
Sold five wise men and five foolish vlrgi
X Willie-Y es'm; the five TOOL
)" maidens had no oil in their bike ligf
- -(Yonkers Statesman.
y "Help! help! cried the man ,
~ was being robbed. "Calm yoursel
Titiess said the highwayman, II don't n
f 9rss any assistance. u Town Topics.
Mass Papa She knelt beside the
- jected figure and fondly kissed
- dropping head. Papa, can l not X
" the wolf from the door with my s.
y ingP'' He was without hope, altho
= he smiled. my child,' he sigi
~ your singing would keep almost
body from the door, but the vol
r. pretty nervy, you know. "-(Det
n News Tribune.
I'LL Henry Wilson, the postmaster
|HIH Welshton, Florida, says he cured
} of diarrhpa of long standing IN
q hours, Win one Smdii po'tic VI VI
IT, berlain's Collie, Cholera and Dlarr
- Remedy. What pleasant SURF
that must have been to the SUITE
Such cures are not unusual with
= remedy. In many instances only
or two doses are required to give
manent relief. 1t can always be
pended upon. When reduced
water it is pleasant to take. For
by F. r. Durgin, Druggist.
\ II Teacher-Now, Tommy, parse
.ar,v. sentence, Mary, milk the COW.
nouikt, Tommy lat the last word -Cow
Diar- pronoun, feminine gender, third pei
,apes singular and stands for Mary.
i've. understands for May
uy. Tommy-Yes, ma am; for If
- didn't how could Mary milk HI
w Judge.
~ "You are charged said the
ans Justice, with stealing two gallon
snrs whisky. Why did you do it?" -
two gallons?" yes" Go
Fl pr 1ha couldn't get away with a barrel,
1 Or s sggss honor. / never wuz very strong