The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-11-13
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-Ncw YorI, BARRIERS say tlA
have number Of regular woni
toners to be shavcl. 3s
II you should have JUS
you really dcscrvcd-no more,
would You be as happy as 81 3 M S
now
According to German sell
rise or fall of price in ccr' s,|
Synonymous with a rise or f
crime.
A man had five out Of six p }
returned to him which he dronre1
Ncw York the other day to test publ
honesty.
- 4 first water diamond, engraved S
with the figure Of two headed bull Z
has been discovered by the cxcavator.
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- Some men forget all their prom
i>cs except their bad ones, which they
always insist on keeping for the sake
Of their honor.
- OF every man and woman living
to day at the AGE Of %, one out Of twof
will live according to the tables, to b.
G3 years of age.
- Small Nephew Uncle, why d e
you always take dog with you whe e
you 90 out shooting? Are you afrai g
Of the rabbits %
= Snakes are said to live to a yer N
old age. \ large boa in London somE
time ago was estimated to be about
| 900 years old.
A pctriied frog found in an Al
bany (N. " stone quarry was two
feet eight inches in length and weighed
over 100 pounds.
A Hungarian pcnman residing at
Vienna exhibits q grain of wheat, upon
which he has plainly written 30S
words, all properly punctuatcd.
- lie: "Will you marry me p
She "Ccrtainly." He: ''Thanks. |
was afraid you were going to say it
was too sudden She: sit couldn't
be.
= TIE prime of life in a man Of
regular habits and sound constitution
is from 30 to 50 years Of age; of a
woman. from ~ o. % to about 10
years Of age.
To call man German spy is in
France a sure way of securing his
arrest. and it is said to be the only
form Of calumny for which there is ro
legal redress.
= Young Wife: Before we were
married, George. you never smoked in
my presence" Young Husband II
know it, my dear and you never wore
curl papers in mine.
- Between 300 and 400 persons are
employed in making writing ink in the
United States, and their yearly wages
amount to between $500, 900 and $780,
600. About the same number are en-
ploycd in making printing inks.
= More than 100 canning factories
have been started in North Carolina
this year, and hereafter there will
probably be great increase in the num-
Der Of factories with each recurring
fruit season throughout the whole
South.
= The man who suspicious bad
motive as the inspiration Of a good
act. is moral blowhy. lie is good
for nothing but to hunt up garll,szzzg5y,RE.
and carrion. \ man CAM 81
breathe easier when he gets s
company of such.
We can be thankful to frichd
for few acres or little money and
yet for the freedom and command Of
the whole earth, and for the great
benefits of our being, our life. health
and reason, we look upon ourselves as
under no obligations.
- One habitual borrower in ancigh-
borhood is intolcrablc sometimes. He
is one who will run to ncighbor for
a handful Of nails, a wrench, and for
a hundred things which his bare
thought ought to have provided. The
best rule is-ncvcr to borrow unless
compelled by force Of circumstances
beyond your control.
- The word dun owes its origin
to one Joe Dun, famous bail'G in
Lincoln in the time of Henry VII.
He is said to have been so extremely
shrcwd in the management of his
rough business. and so dcztcrous in
the collection of dues, that his name
became provcrbial, and whenever
man refused to pay his debts, it grew
into custom to say, "Why don't you
dun him q
- IN exchange gi,c3 the followingy
definition Of the word Cigarette"
which is up to date and emincntly
correct: a cigarette is a roll of
paper. tobacco and drugs, with fire at
one end and large fool at the other.
Some Of its chief cnioymcnts are con-
dcn>cd Nightmares, fits, cancers of the
lips and stomach, spinal meningitis,
funeral professions and families
>hroulcd in gloom
= y teacher in the primary depart
mcnt Of 4 village school asked the
children to name the fruit each one
liked best. One liked peaches, anoth-
cr pears, third grapes. and so on
until Il little fellow at the foot Of the
class was reached. Almost every kind
Of fruit known to Juvenile minds had
been named two or three times. but
Tommy. with a smack Of his lips in
dicatcd his choice by saying. mashed
tatcr$. ma ma
= We commend the following from
John Wesley to all Condemn no
man for not thinking as you think.
Let everyone enjoy the full and free
liberty Of thinking for himself. Lctz
every man use his own iudSsHAs5:
since every man must give an ace31lt
Of himself to God. If You cannl
persuade u man into the truth. ncyd
attempt to force him into it. If loH&
will not compel him to come. lcaIV
him to ';o,l. the judge Of ali.
-.\ lady liying in Ohio is the
mother Of six boys One day friend
calling on her said What pity
that one Of Your boys hadn't been a
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