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The evening times., 1895-08-23
Words of Wisdom.

Ingratitude is SO deadly a poison that
it destroys the very bosom in which it
is harbored.
None re.!mpatientiy suffer injuries
them to others.
We are sent into this world tn make
it better and happier; and in proportion
as we do SO We make ourselves both.
Concentration is the secret of strength
in politics, in war, in trade-in shert,
in all management of human affair."
Let your wit rather serve you as buckle
to defend yourself by a handsome reply,
than the sword to wound others, though
with ever so facetious reprbach: remember
ing that a word cuts deeper than a sharp
weapon, and the wound it makes is longer
curing.
He who is open without leyity, gener-
GUS without waste, secret without craft,
humble without meanness, bold without
insolence, cautious without anxiety, reg
ular yet not formal, mild yet mt tmid,
firm yet not tyrannical, passes the ordeal
of honur, friendship, virtue.
I have been more and more convinced,
the more / think of it, that in general
pride is at the bottom of all great mis-
takes. All the other passions ,lo occa-
sionai gond; but whe never pride puts
in its word, everything goes wrong; and
what it might really be desirable 10 do
quietly and innocenty, it is morally
dangerous to do proudly.
The evening times., 1895-08-23
BREATH CAUGHT FIRE.
Old Story Retold Fresh From the Ter
ritOry of AlaSka

Old Story Retold Fresh From the Ter
ritOry of Alaska.
The manufacture of distilled spirits,
locally known as hnochinoo, has been carrice
on b. the natives of Alaska for long per.
iod, ard at times during the early days of
the Cassiar excitement it was freely pur-
chased by the wkite miners as the only
liquor obtainable, owing to the strict en-
forcen,ent of the prohibitory clause against
the Importation of liquors into the terri
tory. Hoochinoo is nothing more nor less
than raw alcohol, being distilled mainly
from raw sugar or mnlasses and cornmeal.
Undiluted the stuff has double proof
strength, makes drunk come" freely and
but few swallows of it viii set q man
bowling in demoniac glee, and nothing but
an Indian, with his copper-lined stomach.
can stand a protracted spree on it.
The Kake Indians probably Leaf all others
In the manufacture of these spirits, and "a
The evening times., 1895-08-23
TAKE THE TIMEs WITH YOU.

Summer Outings VIII Not BE En-.
joyed Unless 1t Goes Along.
The summer tide of pleasure and
health-seekers has set In toward
mountains, springs and seashore.
No plans for the seasons outing
Will be complete unless The Times
L. included among the necessaries.
Men und women may 20 from town
to leave care behind, but those who
would keep their finger on the pub
lie pulse, or be "a breast of the worlds
happenings, OF, indeed, who need "a
golden link between themselves and
the whirligig of time-these must
have The Times sent daily to their
sylvan or seaside retreat.
The evening times., 1895-08-23
Piero.a's White Lock.

Pieroia, the. rebel leader, who has been
elected President of Peru, is handsome
man, tall, erect, and well proportioned.
His hair is siigt:i. tini,sd with gray and at
the top of his forehead is q white lock that
is in singular contrast with the rest. Pie
rola is distinguished, it is said, for his court
esy. He was once professor of philosophy
in Lima seminar and he is a son-in-lav
of the Mexioan Emperor. Iturbide.
The evening times., 1895-08-23

II is cheering to be told that the Belt
Line intends TO change its motive power but
il would add to the rejoicing TO be assured
that 10 attempt viii be made TO establish
the reprehensible overhead trolley, in
which the great Widencr-Elkin syndica,e,
lines, is 70 deeply ard vitally interested.
The evening times., 1895-08-23
THE LADY AND THE LION.
Bernhardt's Newest Pet LIS King of
the Jungle.

Bernhardt is now the lady with the lion.
she saw 1t at q show in London; it
played tricks and fascinated her. As a
carnivorous athlete il scored q success,
but its real laurels were won when i.
took her heart captive. She sought the
manager of the show and demanded to
know the price of the animal Being told
it was not for safe, She asked hin, to name
his price. In weak nlcment he named
$4,000, whereupon she exclaimed, THE
lion is mine" At the last moment the man-
ager regretted the sale and sought to con-
vince Sarah that she had better buy q
lion OF more polite habits. but the perverse
creature declared that 'the absence of
vice was no Recommendation for q lion. I"
SO she earned the day.
The evening times., 1895-08-23
Much in Little.

Austria will tax cats.
Ivory paper gains favor.
Diamonds are engraved.
There are steel canal boats
Beer is gaining ground in Japan.
California has ore envelope mill.
Japan has forty-siX spinning mills.
wyoming has rev German colony.
Austria Hungary has "A paper mills.
We have 9T6 street railway companies.
Missouri raises 90 ,6O2 bushels of beans
Africa is three-fourths the sizc of Asia.
There are many women marble polishers
Aix-la -Chapclle has women letter-car-
riers.
Beethoven was fond of history and novels
In Texas sixty-four counties have no
papers.
zebra is the South and Central American
substitute for coffee.
Silk is SO cheap in Madagascar that the
poorest people wea: clothing made of it.
The Cameronians, a Scotch sect, were
called from their leader. Archibald Cam
eron, who was put to death in 1858.
The Lollar.s, sect of reformers, were
named from Walter Lollard. or Lorillard,
who was burned for heresy in 1899.
The MacedoniaDs. a sect of Christians in
the early centuries, wereled by Macedonius,
the patriarch of Constantinopie.
Microbes killed Vienna bank clerk
lately who, in counting a pile of banknotes,
moistened his fingers with his lips.
The Adamites, a sect of the fourteenth
century, Were named from one Picard. who
called himself Adam, the Son of God
The Baptists Had their name from john
the Baptist, they claiming to perform the
rite of baptism in the manner that he did.
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A singular accident happened to Charles
Cole while at work Saturday in the iron
works of the Seidel & Hastings Company,
at Wilmington. The extreme heat broke
Coles artificial eye. and the glass came
out in pieces He went to an opticians
store and soon secured another glass eye.
The largest cannon In the world was
tn ken by the English when India was con-
Quered. The cannon was cast about the
year 1900, and was the work of a chief
named Chuleby Koomy Khan. OF Ahmed
nnggcr The inside of the gun is fitted up
with seats, and is favor:te place for Eng
llsh Officers to go for quiet noonday
sleep.
NJ. Louis CoClon, lawyer, residing in
Montlacon, France, began shaving when he
was twelve years old; owned beard a
foot long By the tim. he HAD reached four
teen. and IL now measures nearly eight feet
in length. Unfortunately. he stands less
than five feet SIX inclies. and for this reason
n. Couion Is compelled Ia wear this mar
vicious beard In coils around his heck.
The evening times., 1895-08-23
ODD HIDING PLACES.

Rich Women Who Tax Their Inge.
nuity to Secrete Jewels.
English women who poefess tewelry to
the value of thousands Of poundP, never
place it any box or safe, but hide 1t away
in the most curious places; only known to
themselves But moet OF tnete ladies have
The evening times., 1895-08-23
Subscribers to "The Times" vii

Subscribers to "The Times" Will
confer a favor by promptly reporting
any discourtesy of collectors, or neg
lect of duty on the part of carriers.
Complaints either by mail or In per-
son will receive prompt attention.
The Morning Edition should bc de-
Mvered to all parts of the city by $50
o'clock a. M, including Sunday. The
Evening Edition should be In the
lla l,ds of subscribers not later than
$50 p. III.
The evening times., 1895-08-23

Bushnell, the Republican candidate for
Governor of Ohio not only has an advantage
over Campbell, in that 140, COO majority.
so vividly described by Brice, but he has
barrel
The evening times., 1895-08-23

Campbell does not seem to be very Con-
fidcnt that he can strike a campaign pace
which will enable him 10 play Patchen to
Bushnell's Gentry.
The evening times., 1895-08-23

"The Washington Times" Is q MEN,
Dor of the Rochdale Cooperative So
otety.
The evening times., 1895-08-23
Shall She?

shall llcmancipated woman,
Homecoming at the dawn,
For fear Of man who waits for her.
Takcr her shoes off OH the lawn?
Cleveland T lain Dealer.
The evening times., 1895-08-23

Too Risky
Let me insure your Iife?'
Not now. waituntil they hang II Holmcs. +"
Atlanta Constitution.
1t is IN vain for the people to expect that
President Cleveland will leave the affairs
of the country in as good condition as he
found them. They will now be satisfied
with the thought that he will be compelled
to leave them, no matter in what shape
they may be.-New York Press.
There are twenty women studying for
the. degree of PhD. at the University of
Gottingen, where our American Miss
Maltby recently took her degree cum
laude. All these women are labeled by
the German university authorities lad
mitted by special exception" and the
clever comment is made that there will
soon be exceptions enough in Gottingen
TO form a rule of their own-Boston
Trans cript.
Mr.. William c. whitney has launched
his Democratic Presidential boom. Mr..
Cleveland is supporting and iIdorsing it.
Mr.. Cleveland's approval of Democratic
candidate just now has the inspiring and
vivifying effect of a black + frost on a
corn field in August.-st. Louis Globe
Democrat.
If Secretary Carlisle is ever called upon
to make the Presidential race he viii he
heavily handicapped at the start by the
course pursued by his son, Logan, in the
Treasury Department. That young man
is evidently believer in the l6 to 1 the
ory-sixteen enemies to one friend.-New
York Tribune.
The evening times., 1895-08-23

W. E. Curtis writes from Toxic that most
OF the bookkeepers and cashiers employed in
japanese business houses are Cinnamon,
who are given the preference for such posi-
tiops because Of their honesty. II is said
that a ChinanAan will cheat il he gets
chance, but II intrusted with money he keeps
it safely. and In ma king a promise he utters
the words ''can do" those words are as
good as bond. The manager OF Hong
Kong bank declared recently, after forty
years of active business life. that he had
never known OF a Chinese defauIter.
The evening times., 1895-08-23

That was happy thought OF Boss Perry
Carson TO send greetings TO Bees Matt Quay.
The evening times., 1895-08-23
Editorial BrevitieS.

To think that a woman who once bore
the name of Barnum should be going to
keep house in that very Greek isle where
sappho loved aud sung! Queer world, and
full of curiosties-Bostou Transcript.
Instead OF Campos in Cuba sticking like
a hot plaster IN the flanks OF the insurgents
it's they who are making the Spanish
fly.-Philadelphia Times.
The evening times., 1895-08-23

John wanamaker made $4,000, 900 last
year in his big Philadelphia store. Mr.
wanamaker is ore of the largest news
paper advertisers in the world
The evening times., 1895-08-23
Purely Personal.

Prince George, of England, is an inveter-
ate cigarette smoker. He consumes from
forty to fifty of the little rolls of paper
and tobacco each day.
The evening times., 1895-08-23

Reinhold Begas, ,thecreator ofthe Emperor
william National Monument, the corner
stone of which was recently laid in Berlin,
is about fifty-fivc years of age. He is said
to be fine specimen of his race, with a long
flowing beard resembling that of the late
Emperor Frederick, large blue eyes, q
Graeco-Roman nose ard large head.
]. L. Power, who has been nominated for
secretary OF state in Mississippi, says he
owes his success to his daugher, Mis- Kath-
crime Markham Power. In the midst OF his
canvass he became seriously ILL., Miss Power
conducted his campaign from that time on,
visited all the delegates, made appeals by
voice and letter, and had her efforts Gro wned
with success. Miss Power is editor Of
Kate Powers Review"
Mrs. Peter White, who had charge of the
The evening times., 1895-08-23

Irish Village at the Worlds Fair, has con-
sented to read paper on the progress OF
Irish industry for women at the Cotton
States and International Exposition.
Lady Aberdeen has also been invited to
read paper. &.
The evening times., 1895-08-23

Too Risky
Let me insure your Iife?'
Not now Wait until they hang Holmes. "
Alta nta Constitution.
The evening times., 1895-08-23

Concentration is the secret of strength
in politics. in war, in trade-in shert,
in all management of human affair."
The evening times., 1895-08-23

In st. Louis woman is advertising for
q pair Of lost bloomers. We have seen q
number OF boomers loose in this vicinity
Wichita Eagle.
The evening times., 1895-08-23

IDgratitude is SO deadly poison that
it destroys the very bosom in which it
is harbored.
The evening times., 1895-08-23

Mrs. Peter white, who had charge Of the
The evening times., 1895-08-23

We are sent into this world tn make
it better and happier; and in proportion
as wedos so We make ourselves both.
The evening times., 1895-08-23

NJ. Louis CoCion. lawyer, residing in
Montlacon, France, began shaving when he
was twelve years old; owned beard a
foot long By the tims he had reached four
teen. and IL now measures nearly eight feet
in length. Unfortunately, he stands less
than five feet SIX inclies. and for this reason
n. Coulon Is compelled Ia wear this mar
vicious beard In coils around his neck.
The evening times., 1895-08-23

First Trainrobber-Let's have the plan
fully understood. Are We to make the
women stand and deliver?
Second Trainrobber-Only those in bloom
er costume. The others couldn't find their
pockets to save their ives.-New York
Recorder
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31
APPLE MERlNGUE PIE.
Ore Of the Beet and Most Paiatable of
French Desserts.

Dee of the Beet and Most Paiatable of
French Desserts.
A well-made apple meringuc pie is
one of the best of French desserts, even
better than the favored lemon meringue
pie.
Stew tart, wcll-lavored apples until
they are thoroughly tender, adding
only water enough TO prevent its burn
ing. Sweeten them when done and
press them through a fine strainer. To
every pint of apple sauce add a table
spoonful of cornstarch, mixed to n thin
paste, the grated rind and juice of one
lemon, and a little grated nutmeg.
Let the whole cook ovcr a fire for
three minutes. stirring it constantly.
Then fill pie plates that have been
lined with paste, and let them bake in
n hot oven for half an hour. At the
end of this time remove the pies, and
when they are cooled n little make a
meringue of two eggs and two heaping
tablespoons of powdered sugar fer each
pie, and spread them roughly over the
pies. Dredge the meringue thickly with
sugar and set the pies again IN the
oven to cook for ten minutes. The oven
should be S slow that at the end of
that time they are ~delicately brown
y. Y. Tribune.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31
WOMAN AND HOME.
BIRTH MONTH o o
The Latest Kink In Jewciry Is Really a
Pleasing Novelty.

Ehe Latest kink In Jewciry Is Really q
Pleasing Novelty.
Have you n birth month brooch? OF
course you have a natal stone ring, but
the birth-month jewelry is different.
There are no stones in it at all, it is
Of beautifully wrought gold. The
brooches are made in twelve designs,
introducing the signs of the zodiac,
hieroglyphs and flowers allotted to
each month, SO that each tells the
story Of the birth month.
January is represented by Aquarius,
the Waterman, sprinkling with his urn
D wreath of ~snowdrops, the symbol OF
purity. F~ebruary's wreath of prim-
roses surrounds the fishes. The head
of Arias the Ram is framed by n circle
of March ~violets, denOting love. April
is announced by Taurus, the Bull,
looking out from a wreath of daisies,
symbolic of innocence. A bower OF
hawthorn arches above Mays twins,
Gemini. June's honeysuckle surrounds
Cancer the Crab. Leo, the rampant
Lion of July, is wrought upon n shield
bordered with water lilies. August is
represented by a shell clasped in pop
pies upon which rcposes Virgo,
the Virgin. S~eptember's balance OF
justice, Libra, is crowned with morn
ing glories. October hops surround
Scorpio the Scorpion.
The archer Sagittarius bands his bow
in a bed of November chrysanthemums.
Capricornus the Goat, signifying truth,
~ ;l,, %r,AG 20 rnnYh htl tlnnnfn har
wreath of holly.
The colors of the flowers introduced
are simulated in enamel, with the rich
ly finished gold in the back ground,
making each piece a novelty which will
probably be one of the gifts most high
" priced.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31
QUEEN OF MADAGASCAR,
The Dusky Female Ruler Has Many Little
Nanities.

Vanities.
A member of the London Missionary
society, who One gained admittance
to the royal presence, tells me that he
was obliged to go through the entire
routine of native humble piedom on
that memorable occasion. He had to
kneel in the dust, rub his nose into the
mud and hand Ranavalona a fivc-franc
piece for a new pair of socks. This is
no joke. In other monarchical coun-
tries taxes are levied for the queens
pin money; here, native and foreigner
alike are constantly asked to clothe the
royal legs in other colors than those
provided by nature. The first pair Of
stockings worn by a Malayasy SOW
ereign were bought of n French sailor.
He paid five francs for them, that is, the
courtier in attendance to the king was
asked TO do Sc. The operation pleased
the royal mind 1--WE know nothing Of the
attendants feelings in the matter), and
us one pair of socks would not suffice,
he forthwith issued a proclamation or
dering all loyal Madagascars to open
intercourse with him or the govern
ment hereafter by first depositing five
francs stocking money" "Hesina," in
the native tongue.
Neither extreme poverty nor birth alb
solves a Malayasy man, woman or child
from the tax. 1t is levied on every
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31
FOR THE CLOTHESuINE.
A Cox and Reel Which Save Considerable
Labor and EXDensc.

To protect the clothesline when not
in use is an economy in more ways
than one. 1t will last longer and will
also keep clean, which will do away
with the necessity of wiping it off be-
fore hanging ont the clothes. The box
and reel shown in the cut are so simple
as to need no description, and the car
penter of the family will have no
difficulty in making them, unless his
unwillingncss should prove an
obstacle. The posts for the clothesline
should be properly placed, made as
shown =, The illustration, and the line
may be quickly stretched ready for
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31
Your Height and Weight.

A woman Of } feet should weigh 10
pounds.
A woman of 5 feet l inch should
weigh ll5 pounds.
A woman of 3 feet . inches should
weigh 100 pounds.
A woman of 5 feet 3 inches should
weigh l27 pounds.
A woman OF 5 feet 4 inches should
weigh l34 pounds.
A woman of 3 feet 5 inches should
weigh l42 pounds.
A woman of 5 feet 6 inches should
weigh l46 pounds.
A woman of 5 feet : inches should
weigh l52 pounds.
A woman of 5 feet s inches should
weigh l60 pounds
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31
Her IucreduJity.

81 would die for you!" insisted tho
rich old sutton.
'Oh! it S very cary to promise" re-
joined the maiden skeptically.-Puck.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31

MIsTREss-"You broke my Sevres plate.
You are discharged. How did you break
itP Servant q carelessly dropped one of
the biscuits you made yesterday on it,
Woonsocket Reporter.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31

l COULD not get along without Piso's Cure
for Consumption. 1t always cures.-Mrs. f.
c. MoULToN, Ncedham, Mass, Oct. 20, '94.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31

TAKE the Queen e. Crescent Route to
Knoxville and Asheville. Only through car
line Cincinnati to Asheville.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31

MEDICAL


Many years ago DR.. R. v. Pierce, chief
consulting physician TO the Invalids' Hotel
and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, n. Y, COM
pounded this medicine of vegetable ingredi-
ents which had an especial effect upon the
stomach and liver, rousiug the organs to
healthful activity as we'll as purifying and
enriching the blood. By such means the
stomach and the nerves are supplied with
pn,e blood, they will not 10 duty without it
any more thar a locomotive can run with
out coal. You can not get a lasting cure of
Dyspepsia, or Indigestion, by taking arti-
fcially digested foods or ~pepsiI-the stoln-
ach must do its own work i'll its own way.
Do not put your nerves to sleep with So
called celery mixtures, it is better to go to
the seat of the difficulty and feed the nerve
cells on the food they require. Dyspepsia,
Indigestion, Biliousness and Nervous AT
fections, such as sleeplessness and weak,
nervous feelings are completely cn,ed by
the Discovery" 1t puts on healthy flesh,
brings refreshing sleep and invigorates the
whole system.
Mrs. K. HENKE. of No. S06 North Rakted 81,
Chicago, H., writes Il regard my improve
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31

Hrs LITTLE JOKE. - First Cannibal -
"These missionaries give me a pain" Sec
ond CGanibal-"I think you eat too FAST
p1ck
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31

PLEASANT, Wholesome, Speedy, forcoughs
is Hale,s Honey of H%Orehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31

MISS GoTHAM-"Have you any papa and
mamma, little boyl' Newsboy-"No, mum;
me fam'ly's abroad. "-Truth.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31

"To NE, her face lacks something
swell, when saw her last it had about all
il could stand. "-Brooklyn Life.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31

HE-"Fraulein Dora, your lips are like
ripe cherries" She-"Are you fond Of
cherries l"-Humoristische Blaetter.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31

III as / III ply
wonderful Since
taking DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Dis
covery in connection
with his Pleasant
Pellets have gain
ed in every respect,
particularly III flesh
and strength. My
liver was dreadhullv
enlarged and 1 suf-
fered greatly from
dyspepsia. No ply
sician could give
relief.
Now, after two
months i am entire
" relieved of my
disease. NY appe-
tite is excellent:
food well digested (;
much improved"
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31

LIFE without a trouble would be as un-
endurable as a summer without a cloud.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31

To NEW ORLEANS the Queen & Crescent
Route is the direct line; 80 miles shortest
from Cincinnati. Solid vestibuled trains.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31

THE Queen & Crescent Route is the hes
equipped and shortest line to Florida. Sole
vestibuled trains and through sleepers.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31

THE older a man is when he gets married
at noon down town.-Atchison Globe.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31

the clothes. The line that is always
up, unfortunately, IN down some
day, and usually at very inconvenient
season. by following the above method
washday may be made a little easier
Rural New Yorker.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-01-31

Mrs. K. HENEE. of No. 8o6 North RGkted 81,
Chicago, H., writes: Il regard my improve