Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1895-05-24
atausiae 6athrrinss.
R6e The water in the Strait of Gibral-
for iS 150 fathoms deem

Reyr The best way TO get out OF q
scape-let you beard grow out.
pg- If you would be sage among
fools, never express an opinion.
@ Convince a man in an argument
that he is wrong and he will hate you
s4 Greece stands lowest in point oil
wealth of all the countries in Europe
B9~ Almost fve-eights of the steam
ers in the world are under the British
flag.
B9- There is only one sudden death
among women to every eight among
men.
sI If a man is patient, it is because
he has tried impatience and found that
it failed.
Hg Somehow it is awfully hard to
believe a hero can be made of the man
next door.
B9 President Cleveland's income is
said to be between 100000 and $780,
900 a year.
BT What is that which is put on the
table and cut, but never eaten? A
pack of cards.
BT Vinegar is mentioned in the
Egyptian records as medicine in the
Tenth century B. c.
BS The debtor may have the conso-
lation of knowing that somebody is
always thinking of him.
B9 Undertake to keep the ten com"
mandments and you will soon find out
that God is their maker.
pa This country sold more than
100000 yards of cotton goods to
Great Britain in the month of April.
s@ What is that which no one wish
es to have, yet when he has it would
be very sorry to lose it? A bald head.
p@- The wealth of the Rothschilds at
present is estimated at f400,000,000
and is believed to have doubled within
the 20 years past.
p9- Iron has for ages been favorite
medicine. Nearly 100 different pre-
parations of iron are now known to
the medical chemists.
aE A cotemporary uses the head
line ga Queer Church" But then,
what church is not queer to every one
except its adherents
eI- The climate of Mexico is so
varied that in that country can be
raised any product of the tropics or
the polar regions.
s1- Thou ougthest to be nice, even to
superstition, in keeping thy promises
and, therefore, thou shouldst be equally
cautious in making them.
eg" Boys, remember that you grow
older every day, and if you have bad
habits, they grow older too, and the
harder they are to separate.
s9- "There's one comfort" said the
philosopher, when his wages were re-
duced "when I'm laid up sick, now,
I sha'n't lose so much money!
a9- Gray horses are considered stron-
ger than brown ones, aud hereafter
only gray ones are to be used for ar
tillery purposes in the Russian army.
sg3 A medical journal denies that a
healthy man will suffer more from the
prick of pin than he would from the
pains of dissolution in case he died a
natural death.
p6 People are careless of their time
when they are young and vigorous,
but when they get old they count the
days that are left them as the miser
counts his money.
p8- The man who doesn't advertise
will soon 60 out of business, and the
woman who does't read the advertise
ments will 60 without the greatest
bargains in town.
p@ The best way for boy to learn
the value of money is to make it by
hard licks, before he spends it. Boys
never know the value of money made
by other peoples labor.
p9 Dew is not attracted by some
colors. Place yellow board beside a
red one and black one; while the
yellow one will be covered with dew,
the other two will be perfectly dry.
Hg- The United States circuit court
has decided that murder is an accident,
and that idemnity is recoverable there
for under an accident insurance policy.
This seems no less sound law than
sound sense.
s8 The two most widely separated
postofices in the United States are
those in Key West, Fla, and in Ouna-
laska, Alaska, 6,27l miles apart. Two
cents will ensure the carriage of a let
ter between those distant points.
s6 "What's your business?" said
the magistrate of police court to a
prisoner. "I'm an observationist, your
worship" "An observationist! What
: is that? ?" "One who looks around in
the daytime to see what they can steal
at night, if it pleases your worship"
syr There is a janitor in one of our
colleges whom the boys are very fond
of joking and when they said "sam
what are you going to do when the
devil gets hold of you ?" He said,
"Well, l guess 1 will do just what am
doing now-wait on the students"