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THE CLEANERS BUDGET.
Gossip Here, n Hint There and True
Tales of City Life.

When Lawyer Charles w Brooke pracused at
the bar In Philadelphia years ago he one day was
called upon to defend 4 man In the United States
District Court before Justice Cadwallader for
counterfsiting. Mr.. Brooke's client was young
man who had never before been charged with
crime His companion was a well-known coun-
terfeiter. who had served term Of imprison-
ment. Both men were convicted. When they
were brought to the bar for sentence the old
offender was the first to hear the judsmen,
Of the Court Justice Cadwallader. who was an
old-school gentleman OF punctilious poiteness.
said. in a mild tone: "Mr. Jones' you have been
convicted. unfortunately for yourself, OF the crime
Of counterfeting, Very justly. Mr.. Jones. the
law prescribcs . severe penalty for the ohense
for which you havs SO unfortunately been found
guilty. 1t becomes my duty. Mr.. Jones, under
the law. to pass sentence upon you. and there
fore. under tho circumstances. and In considera-
tion Of your having upon q previous occasion been
found guilty OF q similar onense. sentence you to
the term Of twelve years Imprisonment
Jones stepped back and Mr.. Brooke's client
took his place at the bar. Your Honor" said
Mr.. Brooke. Il would like to call the attention
Of the Court to the fact that this young man has
never before been convicted OF 4 crime. and has
always. up to the present. borne most excel
lent character" Very good MIR. Brooke. very
good" said the Justice. Then to the prisoner
Young man. you have doubtless heard the re-
marks that | addressed 10 your partner In this
onense. II Is unnecessary that l should there
fore. repeat them TO you 1t becomes my pain
ful duty 70 sentence you now. and will likewise
send you to prison for the term OF twelve
years" 'But. Your Honor" protested Mr..
Brooke. ''my client has never been convicted be-
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more, this mortal must put on Immortality
Il Cor, Sv. o. 53); all shall be freed from the
bondage OF this death and 90 into the presence
OF him WHO Is immortal: and IL without sn
then ''ws shall be like him Il John ILL.,, p,
immortal and eternal: restored to where We may
cat freely OF the tree OF life. and never be hurt
OF the second death (Rev H.. Z. 1D. l ven
tnre to say there is Immortality for man.
Christs mission was not failure. and God
the Father of the spirits OF all flesh, has power
to endow his works and children with his ovn
attributes and powers OF Immortality and eternal
life. = w
IS Sands street, Brooklya
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only one fact, as tho beauty OF the
woman when 1t has been shown that there are
Just nine other points, each OF exactly as much
Importance as facial beauty Tho whole ten
land there are minor points. tool are as fol-
lows: First, beauty Of face; second, perfection
OF form: third. character-spiritually. morally
ard physically: fourth. disposition; NTH. intel
ligence; SIXTH accompli ishnents-manners edu-
cation. talents. housekeeping ability. &c. I;
seventh. iinease-ths sort Of family she comes
from and tho sort Of children she can be
counted on to bear: eighth. sge-shs should be
about ten years younger than yourself. ninth,
health. and tonth wealth: this last may be
taken into account to some degree. but with
beauty. as only one point out OF ten.
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Natures Own WAY.

o the Editor:
Though fate may give us pain.
And fell disastrous hours,
'Tis nature brings again
Bright health to all our powers.
But let me state how nature ends
Fate's troublesome pain and US befrisnda
When wounds are healing fast.
And prove that pain is over,
'TIs nature comes at last
To tickle. like playful lover,
The wound. so we may laugh and know
That ended are the wounds that paipsd " -
Yes. natures own sweet way
To tell the pain hath ended
Is that she tiCkles so gay
The wound-so we're befriended
On, sweetest is the tickling sense we feel
When nature thus our fate-sent wounds doth
neal! L. N. ..
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to show you what to avoid. II you can't do bet
ter than marry either Of these you had bes
remain single all the rest Of your life. Don
marry one whose "scors' does not come up t'
the 800 mark. when they get In the vicnit,
OF 400 they begin to be really worth having. and
anything like 500 Is more than poor sinful mar
deserves In this world.
Follow this system and you'll never get de
ceived. that is II your judgment Is perfect other
wise you may get as badly taken In as though
you used no system At all. And now that
think OF 1t. perhaps II your judgment 10 reali,
pretty good. you can get along without an,
system. but any way try It on some Of tn,
girls you know. and see how they ngure up.
SIDNEY STEVENS. Winthrop. Me-
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L'EvvOI TO THE SUMNER GIRL.

These are nv thoughts, now Summers gone
think l love you dearly:
think that what I've said and don.
Has compromised me-nearly!
think that when ! meet you now
You will not recognize me:
! think you may vouchsats q bow,
II you don't quite despiss me
I think you'r think that loves plil
With sghs and frolics blended.
Or like q chAngeful Aprirs day.
Where shine with shower 10 ended
think I've done with Cupids darts.
think III take to drinking:
think hate your willy arts.
And I'm 9 fool for thinking!
LA TouCHE HANCOCK
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10 the Editor:

TO th0 EdItoF;
There Is no doubt that. in thsss DAYS n
rs'ematikins everything, the tim. will soon come
when every thinking ~sll.teguls'cd man viii
ADOPT some scientific plan for deciding upon
what IL best IN tho selection o. VIE
Experts In horses and other dom.stic animals
have perfected systems OF SCORING b. which
Il il claimed the valus of . creature may be
got at much more accurately than By any mere
unsystsmatized guess. as 1t were. Now. In
spite Of the fact that marriage contract Is
much nors important than the purchase OF a
horse. yet how much more reoklessly men rush
into II, taking int, consideration, perhaps.
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, Once mere there is news of something
practical in the Police Department. A
signal system test Is in progress, and
there Is a promise that the patrolwagon
service will presently be made efficient
through the provision of some method
for calling the wagons. Naturally in
this matter which is one of pure bust
ness and has nothing TO do with per
sonal whims or neutrality-suspicious. Presi
dent Roosevelt does not appear AS al
active agent
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IL There No American Gentleman
SPORT

TO the Editor:
Could trouble you TO publish the following
respectfully dedicated to c. Oliver Iselin. ESD
ct al.
America! What deeds Of wonderment that
name is synonymous with -! We glory in
the history Of its unparalleled feats in war and
its boundless achievements in peace. That lin
describabls something" usually designated as
American ingenuity. has been the stepping stone
T. all Its successes It has linked the two
Continents: in has enabled the sound OF our
lips to travel . thousand miles and placed
almost the entire world dependent on our manu-
featuring industries But one thing which this
hidden trait has utterly failed to evolve. even
to the state Of incubator infancy" Is "An
American Gentleman Sport
EDWARD 8. WOODRUFF.
"a East Fiftisth street
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8gRyE kEeME|

arrangement Of mahogany -colored ben.
galtne. which extends from the waist
almost to the hem, and Is finished by a
bow. The bodice has a full front out
lined by straight revers. which extend
from the collar to the waist line. These
are of cream-colored lace appliqued to
cream-colored bengaline. The revers ex-
tend over the shoulders and form two
bands down the back. The sleeves are
large and slope we'll off the shoulders.
The collar and crush belt are of the
bengaline.
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Platt as u Wildcat.

The re'ormera in his party are agreed tha,
Plat is the worst wildcat in the New York Jun
gle. But they can't decide as TO which among
their number shall be seit-sacr.dciRs enough TO
bell the cat And. meanwhile the cat goes on
eating the canarics with a beaming visage-
Philadelphia Record.
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are all rome" but the ex-President. who
was on his way to indianapolis. couldn't
do 1t; so he had to take q later train.
Which eoes to show that a man may
reach the Presidency In this country
and yet not DO a good all-round get
there-cr
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"A man who gives away LIQUOR IN
his home on Sunday violates the law,
and / would apply the law to him as
well as to a saloon-keeper." These are
the words of Police Magistrate Cornell.
1t would not be the part Of discretion TO
enforce that view Of an outrageous law,
even in patient New York
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To shorten a Long Word.

To the Editor:
would like to hear some opposition as regards
IN" adoption of the term 'photoist' for photogra-
pher Photost is an excellent abbreyiation, and
can be brought into general use to great ady.n.
taEe where printing and writing the word pho
tographer is necessary. G. T.. c., Passaic. NJ J.
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In Mahogany Red.

One Of the most effective gowns for
Fall exhibited so far this season is a
mahogany-colored crepon. The skirt Is
made with the usual flare at the bottom
and the usual closeness at the top. Eacn
Of the side seams, both In the front and
the back, IL outlined by a sort of sash
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An Experience In Acquiring Clti-
Eenship.

To the Editor:
/ am here since 1855 was fourteen when
came. Monday l went to the Court OF Common
Pleas to become a citizen was asked by the
clerk. "who makes the laws'' When l an
swsred. The Legislature" but with little sc-
cent. he said to me. "You are wrong" and paid
no heed to me. A man was there ahead Of me,
and that clerk reclted in German the oath. and
in the same language asked for his fee when he
gave him the paper Well. that man was not
wrong" Why this discrimination
pAGcI,CcI
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He IL . Mean Thing.

She was rather proud Of her ears. and she
blushed with pleasure when he blurted out: I'm
mighty glad you never had your ears pierced"
'whyr' she asked. In expectation OF q compli-
ment. "why. hang It all. It costs money to
buy earrings" he returned. That's why she
considers him q mean thins.-Chicago Post.
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Talk business!

Speaking generally wholesome and growing
activity possesses trade and there is every evi-
denre Of brisk FAN business All It needs Is
confidence and general determination 10 hanish
ultra conservatism and tax business an along
the linc.-BOglln Globe.
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Then He'll Find Out.

n anybody has notion that the manu'h ,turers
OF the country want the tarIn ripped up again.
let him attempt to pass the hat for tNin
campaign fund Washington Post
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HANDFUL OF jokes,
stuck In.

with loving look her dimpled aims
About my neck she did entwine,
And raised her rosy. roeuish lips
Up temptingly quite near to mine.
Who could resist such proYered bliss.
I could-and did. Her age was three
And her wee mouth was too stuck Up
With candy to bs kissed. you see.
kansas City Journal.
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EDITORIAL SCISSORINGS.
Turned Iron TO Gold,

Some hardware men In Cincinnati discovered
he secret Of the trsnsnutatton OF metals. They
ought 100 600 Kegs OF iron nails at 95 cents
LIST May and sold them last week at $40 a
leg Philadelphia Ledger.
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What RepeIled Him.

Yes, she's a beautiful and accomplished girl.
but there's something about her that repel.
me-
Same here! What do you suppose II is!'
'H-m-m In my case it's her father"
Detroit News
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lnlunn sill with Is.

The Intelligent foreigner would he confirmed In
his belief that there are Indians all over th.
country upon reading In New York tha, the
''Garoos' and Googoos were talking Of combin-
ing against the Tammsny braves boston Jour
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Cold Meat CrO0uettes.

One pint Of cold chopped .meat. one
half pint Of milk. salt and cayenne pep
per to taste. one tablespoon of butter
two tablespoons of -four. one tablespoon
OF onion Juice. a pinch of mace; mix
butter and nour together and add to the
boiling milk; stir until 1t thickens and
pour over the meat when cool form
into balls and dip in egg and bread
crumbs and fry in hot lard.
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A PITY It's.

II Is really a pity that man able AMI SO
bright as John Raines should SURRENDER hs in
dependence and his manhood to a political boss
The Republicans " ontario AMI Wayne would
be pleased to see Mr.. Raiaes his own master
Rochester Post -ExprssA
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To tho self-seeking politician It Is
more important that prejudiced voters
should be mollk1ed than that unjust
| laws should be modified.
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Those lovely anti-bossism sentiments
in the G. o. p. are carefully laid aside
until the next idle hour They are OF
no use in politics busy days.
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"Tamsen gets more delay" About
tho only Tamsen event that has hap
pened strictly on time ZIP to date is
that triple escape, the story of which
Ia now an old one.
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A "harmless" Irritation, a terrible
tragedy. 1t Is not the first time such u
lesson has been presented for those who
would learn.
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LnndIordism Downed In Delaware.

7, tho Editor: =
Tho people in Wilmington are thinking aad
talking about single tax" They are beginning to
sos that they the ones to lead on In this
great reform. The days OF landlordism are fsv
Ia this State and after this State every State IN
tho Union Will have II swing into line.
G. r. COOPER. w;lu:ug,on. Del
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LETTERS.

lns co.ssna = spN b saytodp who has a
eomplasnt u make. a grfeunos to renttidk, IN
formation to give. a subject Of general Interest 70
discuss on public ser,ice 10 acknowledge, ana Uho
can put tAs idea tato les than 100 wordA Long
letters cannot be printed.
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Nobody objects to enforcement OF the
Sunday law "in the interest OF labor
and morality" But 1t isn't enforced
that way.
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Mrs Thomas c. Platt. wife Of the
political boss, and owner of a success
full orange grove in Florida. is the in
ventor of an improved packing case for
oranges ., "A
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A voice for Morton. but . heart fol
Tom Reed. That's the way It appeared
to lie In the Platt Convention.
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Gen. Campos admits that the situa-
tlon in Cuba IL serious. 1t has taken
some little time to convince him.
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The Saratoga platform does not COM
pare very favorably with Saratoga
spring water, as regards strength.
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Winter Coming On,

Take away the ice-cream Joke.
It must now disappear.
All the girls want oyster gsws-
Winter will soon be here.
Chicago Times Herald.
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1t Is only a question. now. OF the Syra
cuse Convention selling Its full oppor
tunity
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Not = word for the struggling Cubans
In the Saratoga platform. The Syracuse
Convention should do better.
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One could almost hear the tiger pur-
ring over the beautiful spectacle OF
harmony at Saratoga.
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Boss Plat could almost pull the
81 rings in his sleep.
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The new battle. ship Maine looks every
inch a good fighter. But we are not
spelling for n fight to test her abilities.
The evening world., 1895-09-18

The Atlanta Exposition mans cement
will act wisely In sticking firmly to its
ant. bull fight decision.
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After that excise effort. Mr.. Miller Is
likely to find that the breastworks have
shifted once more.
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Hail the New South! She sends greet
Ing from Atlanta to-day.
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The Only ANGEL.

What is that. dear!" the young husband
asked
Angel food" said She sweetly.
II guess you'd better eat II yourself. You
are tho only angel in the house" And he helped
himself literally to the bread and beef.--Indian-
spoiis Journal.
The evening world., 1895-09-18

When the fermentation which goes on In this
period OF darkness and silence has reached the
desired point, 1t Is announced by the odor. which
is unnistakable. When properly ripe. the sauer-
kraut must be handled tendsriy. a. the strength
and purpose OF ths original fabric have been trans
mi;ted into smell and flavor. To reach its
highest perfection 1t should be cooked in 4 pan
In which ham has Just been fried. and lightly
drenched with vinegar. Sauerkraut then will
melt in the mouth like 4 sugar plum, but the
favor will be different
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VIII the police kindly let the boot
blacks shine on?
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Nevertheless. the policy OF cowardlce
went, at Saratoga.
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An Autumn Costume.

This is an Autumn costume of pc
;unia serge, with the coat outlined with
white cloth and buttoning with pearl
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The hats OF this year are hats OF yes.er year
Paris hat resembles Minerva's helmet modestlyl
drawn down over her bang. The brims all droop
Large black hats covered with black plumes are
the hats OF the season-beautiful when OF good
materials. mournful when OF bad.
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r. c. p. to NJ. 8. G.: Am with you?
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Mr.. Platts other eye is badly over
winked.
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OUR WOMAN PHILOSOPHER.

Lady Randolph Churchill 10 beguiiing her
widowhood by riding the bicycle At Ai1- -ie. .Bains
with manifest improvement to her health. There
Is new widow. as there II a new woman. A
couple OF centuries ago Montague remarked OF
this particular sort OF bereavement: Never re-
gard those bubbered eyes and that pitiiu voice.
but consider ha department, her complexion and
the plumpnsss OF her cheeks under all thoss for.
NAL wells 1t is there the discovery 10 to be
made. There few who do not mend upon It,
and health 10 the quality that cannot lie" The
new widow makes pretenss Of those formal
wells" She compromises on a black ssilor hat
or Tam o shanter. and rides her bicycle with a
web OF tulle over her face. slorying 10 her new
found color
With the heartiest deiiEh. in condolences one
could hardly expect to md two Prince Colonnas
involved In divorce suits with two princesses
whose maiden names were Mackay. Yet the re-.
cent revival. as It was thought, OF the Princess
Coionns's divorce suit which has some interest
over here. proven to be that Of another Princess
Colonns, whose name also was Mackay.
This 10 the season for making sauerkraut, and
1t should be approached with thoughtful deliber-
alton As in all Of the great processes Of
nature time Is OF the nst importance. Acids
may he and are substituted. but they have the
deficiencies OF all substitutes The distinguishing
Characteristic Of saussraut 10 It's seitsufciency.
Its own juices are fully equal to tho require
ments II they are given = chance. Three inches
OF shaved cabbage are tightly compressed into
the bottom OF the barrel and thickly sprinkied
with salt. Layer succeeds layer until the barrel
Is hlied. cover carefully hitting inside Ia
placed on top eni heavily weighted. In this
state. with provision for drawing on the ex-
pressed water. the barrel must stand for one
month II the weather is mild: IL cold II should
stand longer
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IS East One Hundred and Eighteenth street.
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At recent performance OF ''The
Widow Jones' at Lynn. Mass, Miss
May lrwin's old associates. the mem.
bers of Peter pailey's company, secured
boxes and saw the performance. IL
Miss Irwin had ever felt doubtful of
her success, the behavior OF the DALEY
They never sr'ilad. They sat glum and
ionic. viewing the show as IL II We're
,ix-act tragedy. Had II been a fail
ure. how they would have laughed.
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Remarha

A standard never attained.
A nice little home body.
"A Belle by name and q belle BY nature.
two souls with but one thought.
Two hearts that beat a. one.
tworth Just $3.50 900 In her own right
and way up In society.
"a widow with nine children.
dancing eirl.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-09
Removing the wires,

Col. A. h. Burlington, command
ant at Rock Island arsenal, has is
sued an order for the immediate re-
moval OF all wires from the island
shore abutment to the Rock Island
bridge, the work to be completed by
the goth. In pursuance of this or
der the Western Union and Postal
telegraPhs. the Telephone company
and the Peoples Light company
have had q meeting and entered into
an agreement Of . plan to erect q
suPerstructure along the north side
OF the bridge sufficient to carry the ir
wires while the repairs are going
forward. The removal OF these
wires will be from the upper deck of
the bridge and will in no way affect
the running Of the street cars at the
present time. Acting President
Lardner has arranged to run the
cars by means Of transfer as long as
the conditions will allow.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-09
DESERVING THE WATER
Steamboats, Take to the Harbors In Fear Of
IcemakinE Weather.

Steamboats, Take to the Harbors In Fear of
IcemakinE Weather.
The desolate appearance which
Pervades the steamboat landings un-
til old Sol braces up and over
comes winters domineering and
again restores activity and elicit
the smiles Of the river man has COM
menced forwarding its warning
threats. The steamboat owners
have responded to the hint and few
and far between are the crafts now
running between here and St. Paul.
All the rafters save the Kit Carson
have been steered into winter quar-
tiers, and the W. j. Young and Verne
Swain are the only packets running
hereabouts. The Young will con-
tinue until the stream freezes and
the others will suspend shortly. Old
rivermen are of the opinion that the
river will not remain open after De-
cember 1. closing up earlier than
last year. when it was navigable un-
til few DAYS after Christmas. In
1881 1t froze over Nov. 10, but that
was a singular case, not occurring
previously since 1868.
Comparatively Good Season.
As compared with 1891 this season
has been very good. Eyes, there has
been a material increase in traffic
over last year." said Capt. Lamont
today. land rivermen generally are
we'll satisfied. But as for Rock
Island. it's steamboat business
has not been what it should
have, and yet it has and
always does more than any point
between st. Louis and St. Paul. But
there is no reason why it should not
be increased three-fold if our landing
was so improved that freight could
be handled with the convenience OF
other places. It's almost An impossi-
bility to haul a wagon load of freight
up from the landing and for this rea-
SON our shippers and buyers prefer
the extra expense of having it hauled
by the railroads. Why, people dom,
realize the benefit the steamboat bus.
mess 10 to Rock Island and how i,
can be enhanced by . small outlay in
improvements, and I'll tell yon q
great mistake is being made in not
giving it more attention."