The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-12-11
All Sorts Of Paraguay
A pig born at West Bed
hoo q trunk lnnper than its n

A pig born at West Rep
has a trunk longer than its i
horns over it's eyes. -
Olympia, Wash, has
bottom that is gradually &
the surface of the earth. 4
Each Of the great compou
of the horseHy is an aggregation
600 perfect organs of vision.
Two-thirds Of all the Cd
made in the world are fashion
cobs grown in Missouri. S.
The average height Of Z E
above the earth is between o
two miles. The height depends
on the season. 8
She-Do you think ,ssa n
conveyed by kissing? He-.
fully)-I don't know, bue u 8
try and see. S.
We frequently spend
wondering why we are not
stead Of trying to make 6dfselV
lovable. &
Statistics prove that nearly ty
thirds of the letters carried b,
postal service Of the world are writ =
sent, and read by English speak
people. s
1t is estimated that getting bd
ooats the neonle of the United Stat
1926, 900, 900 annually; getting ma
ried, $300,0OO,000; getting burief
SIS, 100000 |
Howard-Papa, I think bal
plays with knife. Papa=Fhee &
not, Howard. Howard-Well, he
crying so this morning nurseiIaid s
was cutting his teeth. 3
The latest statistics prove
Berlin has population Of /, #
and only 26,800 houses. This u
an average Of 49 persons to ea
house. X
The nickel in a 5-cent piece Y
worth .about one-third Of q cent az
present quotations, and Is cents viii
purchase copper enough to max
cent pieces.
= According to the latest statN
on that subject, the Salvation Arn
owns $4,000 bass and 1900 tenor
drums and has 5000 complete brass
bands.
1t is reported Of a man that hs
undertook to split some wood recent
ly, and his wife found him desd haH
ain hour later. The moral is SO pI
in this case that all women can Sc
Barley ripens to perfectly
the sides Of the Himalaya MouE
up to $4,000 feet above sci
There is no other place in TIL
where it natures at a greats
than 5000 feet.
AT recent family Ieuaion
Kentucky there was one man 90 yea
old that weighed but 63 poundg$
baby 2 years old that weighed
pounds, and woman with 10 too /
IA fingers.
It has often been truly 81 IS
that in sickness there is no hi
a woman's hand, no heart
mans heart, no eye SO UNI
hope so fervent. Woman &
mans couch is divinity pa 3
"A New York politjs s ||g]
of being "dead-heade rs
that Xhen some of #
debating how to !'|S
admission fees, and he 4
pass before breakfast"
Mr.. Sauer Ito his wifs1 IL
horrid Of you to be always lopklF
sour as a crab applet Just loI
Mrs. K over yonder; the very
ture of cheerfulness." Mrs. s.
"You seem to forget, my dear,
Mrs. K is widow.
William Cobb, the cham
chicken eater, died recently at Kit
Mountain at the age Of 81 years.
was clever old man. he frequen
boasted Of the gastronomic feat
eating chicken every day orD yea
or a total of 14,600 chickens. .--Shel
Aurora. o.
"A recent subscriber to a GeoH
paper writes to the editor to stop
paper, and makes this explanaS
''I think people autent to spends
muny fur papurs mi daddy didn. #
everybody sed he wus the intellig
est man in the kentry and had
smartest family Of bois that ever
taters.
The meanest man bobs up p &
regularly all over the country,
New York has the distinction OF
ing the meanest woman. She /
cold maid" who rooms ina s
a newly-married couple. She
that the kisses of-tbe young
disturbed her and wantedetaem
kissing.
There is no kind Of life, wheti
we are transacting public or priya
affairs, at home or abroad--those
which we are alone concerned or VIE
others-that is free Of obligations
In the due discharge Of these conslsts
all the dignity, and in their neglect all
the disgrace Of life.-Gcero. s
Samuel Staples, sober citizas
of Deer Isle, in the prohibition St
Of Maine, AYERS that the other day
dug out Of one post hole 259 snakes
various kinds and sizes. There W
green and striped and brown snal
and they measured two and
inches to eighteen inchesia4aepgt
- A. young man recently wro}
his newly acquired mother-in-laI
follows: 'I send you by exprf 4
day one of Maud's first Is
you may note the effect Of
ary instruction. 1 would send it by
mail, that you might get it sooner]
but the postal regulations prohibit
the transmission Of articles weighing
more than four pounds. -
A Maine farmer whose chi 81
wore out too many shoes to suit
conceived the idea Of fastening
of copper over the toes and founS
one pair of these shoes did the SCI