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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08
The Modern Way

Comments itself to the well-informed, to do
pleasantly and effectually what was former
ly done in the crudest manner and disagree
ably as we'll. To cleanse the system and
break up colds, headaches and fevers with
out unpleasant after effects, use the delight
full liquid laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

Held you get my letter? She
Oh, yes. He-Itwas to ask you to be my
wife. She-Just 80. He-Why didn't
you send me an answer? She-You
didn't inclose stamp for reply
LAvenir de Morlaix.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08
AN ALPENA MIRACLE.
MRS. Jas. N. TODD OF LONG RA.
PIDS DISCARDS CLUTCHES.
8evasws Her Experience and Tells the
Real Cause OF the Miracle.

From Alpena, Michigan, Argus.
We have long known Mrs. Jas. n.
Todd OF Long Rapids. Alpena County.
Mich. She has been q sad cripple.
Many OF her friends know the story of
her recovery; for the benefit Of those
who do not we publish it to-day.
Eight years ago she was taken with
nervous prostration. and in q few
months with muscular and infamma-
tory rheumatism. It affected her
heart. then her head. Her feet be-
came SO swollen she could wear moth
Ing on them; her hands were drawn all
out OF shape. Her eyes were swollen
shut more than half the time. her knee
Joints terribly swollen and for eighteen
months she had to be held up to be
dressed. One limb became entirely
helpless. and the skin was SO dry and
cracked that it would bleed. During
these eight years she had been treated
by score Of physicians. and has also
spent much time at Ann Arbor under
best medical advice. All said her
trouble was brought on by hard work
and that medicine would not cure, and
that rest was the only thing which
would ease her. After going to live
with her daughter she became entirely
helpless and could not even raise her
arms to cover herself at night. The
Interesting part Of the story follows In
her own words:
II was urged to try DR.. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People and at last
did so. In three days after I COM
menced taking Pink Pills 1 could sit up
and dress myself and after using them
six weeks went home and commenced
working. I continued taking the pills,
until now begin to forget my crutches
and can go up and down steps without
aid. am truly living wonder.
Nov, II I can say anything to in
duce those who have suffered as have
to try Pink Pills. I shall gladly do 50.
II other like sufferers will try Pink
Pills according to directions, they will
have reason to thank God for creating
men who are able to conquer that ter
xible disease, rheumatism. have in
my own neighborhood recommended
Pink Pills for the after effects Of Ia
grippe, and weak women with impure
blood, and with good results
Mrs. Todd is very strong in her faith
in the curative powers OF Pink Pills,
and says they have brought a poor.
helpless cripple back to do her own
milking, churning, washing. sewing,
knitting and in fact about all Of her
household duties.
DIR. Williams Pink Pills contain all
the elements necessary to give new life
and richness to the blood and restore
shattered nerves. They are for sale by
all druggists. or may be had by mail
from Dr. Williams Medicine Company.
Schenectady. N. Y. for SOC per box. or
six boxes for $3.50.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08
A Wise Thief.

Judge-When you broke into the Ii
brary and stole lot Of books, why did
you take only the works of classical
authors? Thief-Because, your honor,
modern books fetch hardly any price in
the Market Fliegende Blaetter.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08
rnspeak ably Miserable

Is the man or woman troubled with dys-
pepsia. Heart palpitations. sour stomach,
heartburn, uneasiness OF the nerves. Cd
preston or a sense O; emptiness at the pit OF
the stomach, are among its symptoms. Hos.
letters Stomach Bitters eradicates 1t, and
entirely overcomes constipation. blllousnesS
rheumatic, kidney and malarial complaints,
Use this thorough remedy svstemLu ally and
it will achieve permanent results.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08
They got Up.

McManus- mornin', suP. Can
me an Clinchy 60 up on yure roof an
zee tn Orangemin's precision 60 by?
Slattery-Phy don't yez 60 tn place
phere yez buys yure drinks? McManus
Sure yure chimney has double bricks
in it, sor.-Life.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08
Looks Are Everything.

Miss Jumpatit-How much IS it?
Telegraph Clerk-Twenty-fve cents,
please. Miss Jumpatit-For that one
word "yes?" Telegraph Clerk-Same
price for ten or less. You can repeat
the word "yes' if you wish. Miss
Jumpatit-Um-no. That wouldn't
look l."-Truth.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08
1000 BUS. POTATOES FER ACRE.

Wonderful yields in potatoes, oats,
corn, farm and vegetable seeds Gu,
this out and send sc postage to the
John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse
Wis. for their great seed book and
sample of Giant Spurry. wnu
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08
Some Women.

KATE don't think Een are SO bad
as some women would have them.
Ruth don't know about that. Some
women would have them good deal
worse than they are.-Detroit Free
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08
Somethin: Wrong Somewhere.

Little Things is very queer in
this world. Little Dot-How is they?
Little Dick-By the time women gets
old enough to be real nice, good natured
mammas, they isn't mammas any more,
there is only grandmas. -Dubuque
Times.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08
CONGRESSIONAL.
Summary Of News From Wash.
ington and Elsewhere.

The s-n- to held forty-eight hour sees on
from Saturday Loon until the exp ring hour
of congress- no N of March 4. The capitol
vas a pleasure resort for vast crowds: many
,nore than could get into the senate chamber.
On the sugar bounty the Kansas members
we're divided: Harris. Simpson and Broder-
ick voted far it. and Curtis. Moore and dud-
con voted against it. Baker Was present but
refu ed to answer roll call. Davis was not
present.
The outbreak in Cuba il said to have been
Matched in New York 1t i. said that the
cipher dispatches received by mem bers OF the
Cuban revolutionary party. to whom the Date
set for tn uprising has been known since
February 9Th. told that the revolution mad
been begun IN earnest
Toronto, Ont. has had a 100000 IRE.
The Fifty-third congress adjourned sine
die at the constitutional hour OF II ON
March 4.
A farmer mar Holden. Mo-. thinks he has
fouad silver mine on his farm. 1t Is to Do
assayed.
According to a dispatch received at thu
Spanish legation in Washington the Cuban
revolution is about over.
The war in the republic of Colum bia seems
about an even chance. At last accounts the
rebels had the advantage.
The United Stat 9 supreme court decides
that the use of decoy letters 10 both morally
and legally justi6able in detecting crime.
The California senate, composed OF twen-
tv.fiye republicans and fifteen democrats,
refused to rass a resolution favOring the
annex alton of Hawaii.
Fire in the immense piling grounds OF
Gilmore & HuQhson. Otta wa. Ont, destroyed
over five million feet of lumber worth about
$4,000. The Oswego Lumber company Is
heavy loser.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

"Don't you find that the drinking
habit grows on your asked the curious
investigator. "Law, no." cheerfully
answered Mr.. Lushforth; II reached
the limit long. ago."-Indianapolis
Journal.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

Blessings OF Ignorance-Visitor: Is that
cat really a. old as you say? She plays
around just like kitten. Little Girl: Yes /;
cats hasn't any family Bibles, and they new
er knows how old they are.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

Loved to see her happy-Littls Boy: I
love to see you happy. Fond Mother: My
own little angel! Little Boy: Yes'm.
wish you'd let me 60 skating oftener, you
always look SO happy when come back
alive
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08
PURELY DiSintereSted,

Thinkitt-Who is that man who is
praising New York so extravagantly?
A New Yorker, I suppose? Knowitt
oh, motifs an English actor whose
season begins here next week.-Ex-
change.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

Friend-That villain in your new
play is . masterpiece. Dramatist-
/ imagined man possessed of al the
varieties Of wickedness which my wife
escribes to me when she gets mad
Pittsburgh Dispatch.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

A Wife's cat Homes.'-Binks: Wonder
wnere can find Wlnks.
links: Lets see. This is Thursday. and
Thursday is his wife's day for b-ing at
home. Guess you'll find him at the club.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08
Overdoinx Il.

! Miss Dasher-Ah, my lord, you must
stay here long enough to take in all the
beauties Of the country, you know.
Lord Baggem-Bless me! What do
you think ana Mormonl
Yoek World.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08
Ladies,

No. : Capsules have been used successfully
for over ten years, by prominent physl-
clan in his private practice. and can be re-
lied upon. Price. express prepaid, 81. 90 per
box, HOME MEDICAL CO.
TOpeka Kansas
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

We Use It.-Guest (trom Hollandl: What
amazes me is you Americans make SO little
use of wind power. American Host: Good
lands! The whole United States Govern
ment is run by IT.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

A Fad Follower-Burglar Bill: Watts be.
come o. Slickfng gers sister? Sneeky Sam:
Servin' time for followin' fashionable fad.
''Wot fad?' 'Kleptomaner."
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

Hints Fer Housewives-Mrs. Nexdoor:
How does your mamma keep your little
hands so c'ean. Willie Neat: She lets me
blow bubbles.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

| l believe Piso's Cure for Consun ption
saved my boys life last summer.-MRs. Al
LIE DOUGLASS, Leroy. Mich, Oct. 20, 81.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08
New Man of Kansas

For 10 cents in stamps, showing all Railroads
and Express Company routes in colors.
Size 22x16 inches. just published. Address,
OFFICIAL MAP COMPANY, 10 Jackson Street,
Toneka Kansas.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08
STATE OF ONO, CITY OF TOLEDO, ..
LUCAs COUNTY o.

FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he Is
the senior partner of the firm of F. J. CHE
NEY q c., doing business in the City of
Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and
that said firm will pay the sum Of ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case Of CATARRH that can not be cured by
tho use Of Halls CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence this 9th day of December, A. y.
1856
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

A Sensible Fad.-Mrs. Mulhooly: An rhat
is your daughter dom now, Mrs. Muicahey.
Mrs. Mulcahey.-Oh, she's takin' up the
fad, an is livin' out at sarvice.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

Internal Revenue Dot: What's a
internal reveue tax? Little Dick: Why. its
a tax on beer an things that 60 into the in
ternals, OF course.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

No Use-Mother: (horrifed) What are you
doing with that lighted cigar stunt in your
mouth. Small Boy: Oh, its no use. Pop
threw it away.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08
A. W. GLEASON,

~ a. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Send for testimonials,
free. +. j. CHENEY & CO,
Toledo, o.
F Sold by Druggists, 75c
Halls Family Pills. PC.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

Out of Politics-First Boy: Is your pop
in politics now?-Nope. He took tn Kelley
cure
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

Goes Cough Dausam
Is the Oldest and best. II will break Cold quick.
er than anythp. else. 1t always reliable. Try IL
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

DIRECTIONS for using
CREAM BALM--ApplI
a particle Of the Balm ,rcll
up into the nostrils. after
q moment drdp a strong
breath through the nose.
Use three times a day. df-
ter meals preferred, Gni
before retiring.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

''Hanson's Magic Corn 6a1ve."
Warranted to money refunded. Ask your
lruggist for it. Price Is cents.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08
KANSAS LEGISLATURE.

The house acted favorably on the agricul.
tural college appropriations with the excep-
ton of the $4,000 fora domestic science
building. This was stricken out
Tn house approved q general bill giving
citiesof the second class authority to issue
bonds for water works on two-thirds vote
of the people.
The house disposed of branch normal
school bills by first defeating the Wichita
bill; "a to IS. The Concordia bill was next
under the axe and went to death; 40 to 6S.
The Great Bend bill went the same way /;
IS to So.
The bill to stop the revenue Of the state
and the relief of state tax payers, by pro-
hibiting the sale of coal from the peniten-
tiary mine. now bringing in $4,000 a year,
was defeated n to GO.
already passed by the senate, only it is
house substitute, to establish reformatory
at Hutchin-o son.
The house passed the bill to authorize
cities of the second class to issue bonds for
the purchase or erection OF water works.
A resolution by Mr.. Lobdell, introduced
at tho request Ut Superintendent Z. f.
Faulkner, was adopted inviting the ma
tional meeting of the board of charities and
corrections to assemble next year in To-
peka 80,
The senate passed two life insurance bills,
rs reported by its insurance committee.
One authorizes assessment life insurance
companies to be established and regulates
their business. The other regulates the in
vestment in Kansas eecurities of the funds
of Kansas life insurance companies.
The senate passed an exact copy OF tn
Gardenhire railroad pass bill which the
house had killed sometime before.
The senate cut the appropriation for the
Reform school about $500 before passing it.
The appropriation for the Dodge City Sol.
diers' home was also reduced from $l13,OOO
to $4,000. The original bill provided for
some new buildings.
The senate and house adopted the confer.
ence r.port on the forestry bill the house
having alreaGy adopted it. The compromise
bill gives the commissioner of forestry $500
two fOremen $3.50 each; for deficiencies, $SO1
for travelling expenses of commissioner, $2OO.
The provision of the house bill granting $6N
for an experiment irrigation station was cut
out entirely.
The senate passed the bill intended tc
suppress Harry Clarkson, insurance expert
of Topeka, who, in his old age, sells his ad'
visory rate sheets to fro insurance compa'
MES.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

The hous, and senate both adopted the
conference committee report on the irriga.
ton bill.
The conference committee on ths fee and
salary bill could not get together and the
house, satisfied that no general bill coulc.
pass, passed special bills for the counties OF
Neosho. Wilson, Smith, Usage, HASKELL
Montgomery, Sumner. Marion. Dlckin-
son, Miami, Finney. eenwood. Douglas,
Elk, Scott, Clark. Morris. Comanche.
Chatauqua. Riley, Wallac. and Rocks.
The bribery bill which has passed safely
through conference makes 1t a felony for
any public officer to receive a bride OF any
kind.
The sugar bounty bill for 1888 and 1884
passed both houses.
A concurrent resolution has passed both
houses which asks for place In statuary hall
in the national capital for a statue OF John
Brown.
The senate passed Senator SCOTS bill
giving women the right to vote at presiden-
tial elections.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

NEV MUSIC aanG Gi.aS 4' sr v Th9 step r
INV COPY 10: Catalogue of --latest aud ehearest mu-
SC mailed CRCE state whether waited i@r Piano VI.
gan. Vic ThLE. lin, Mandolin, BluIo Guitar or tof
Band Orche ira r.. Il. GUILD. Box Il. B. opeks- Ks
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-03-08

The attempt to pay members salaries with
held for being absent failed on roll call, al
though it carried on a rising vote by big
majority.
In conference the $4,000 was retained to ena-
BILE the department Of agriculture to continue
to 5000.
Great Falls weekly tribune., 1895-10-25

The decision Of the state aupreme
court declaring tho antl-gamhling law
unconstitutional has brought forth a va
riety OF opinions. Tho decision was pre-.
by his two Associates, which is the best
evidence that the conclusions reached
are sound. For thoee who differ with
the court III this matter a portion Of tho
opinion will be interesting and whole
some reading. By way of explanation,
not apology, Justice Hunt says:
"Our imperative duty is to uphold the
constitution when a statute conflicts
With it. Whether tho legislation being
inquired into is good or bad, moral or
immoral in its tendencies, cannot enter
into our examination of the questions
involved. If the legislature has violated
constitutional commands in the enact
ment Of the senate bill now printed as a
law Of the penal code we must declare
that it has. 1t were far better at this
time, in the early history of this new
state, that legislative act be declared
invalid than that precedent be set by
which plain provisions of the constitu
ton may be nuIllied by loose and quee.
tionable interpretations of our funda
mental law"
This language should commend itself
TO every rlght-thinking citizen. In order
TO insure safety and permanency all en-.
actments must follow the letter Of the
fundamental law. 1t is the guiding star
of our system and the stand taken by
the supreme court we'll indicates that
that body intends to hold fast to the
charter.
Great Falls weekly tribune., 1895-10-25

to the report made, the party saw water
being distributed on land from irrigating
bitches, visited the reservoir of five acres
from eix-inch we'll, saw the specimens
of corn and garden products that have
been raised, and took general view of
the place which was of great interest to
owners of Dakota land The land irri-
gated is flat, as ia the entire surrounding
country. The level character makes 1t
more difficult to spread on the water ad-
vantageously than on rolling soil. The
question OF expense naturally will be d
factor in the introduction of any such
system in Montana, but after the boring
machinery is once brought hero there is
no reason why the cost should be very
large. That it will be experimental
With is certain.
Great Falls weekly tribune., 1895-10-25

The question Of whether Mr.. Cleveland
will or should accept nomination for Il
third term is receiving more attention
than it really deserves: The Chicago
convention in which the BOG stood so
Loyalty by Grant and then went down to
defeat should have settled that question
forever. That was test case if ever
one was made. Vt is true there is no
law against the re election of a rresi-
dent for an indefinite number of terms,
but there is no question but that pOpu-
lar sentiment opposes more than eight
years for any incumbent Of the executive
office. That some Of the friends Of Mr..
Cleveland are anxious to antagonze this
sentiment is certain. Will they be able
to DO so is the question? 1t is now being
discussed all over tho land and among
the contributions on the subject is one
in. the November Forum by Prof, John
Bach McMaster, entitled, "l'he Third
Term Tradition" Mr.. McMaster cites
the well-know historical procedeute
against presidential third term, and
thinks there is no reason to believe that
the old-time antipathy to third term
is one whit less strong than it ever WAS.
Mr.. McMaeter says that while our prac-
tice Of choosing preeidents, not because
of their fitness hut because of their
availability, is in theory all wrong in
practice no harm comes of it, for under
our form OF government we do not need
a president Of extraordinary ability.
The average man is good enough and for
him two terms is ample
The paper is well written one and
with the conclusion Of the author that
there will be no third term it is safe to
say ninc-tcnths of the people will agree.
On the other hand Mr.. McMastcrs will
find but few to coincide with his theory
that the habit Of selecting candidates
fitness works no harm. The present
administration Of Mr.. Cleveland is in
evidence to the contrary. In the line Of
genuine ability no one accuses him of
being a jUurncymHn, much less a mas
ter. yet he has managed to dominate the
Office holding clement of the country
and bend them to his Will. The career
Of Cleveland amply demonstrates that
high ability and honesty, or regard to
party pledges. is less rcconpncnda
ton for presidential candidate than
mcdiocrity coupled with obstinacy.
Great Falls weekly tribune., 1895-10-25

close it's mortgage and take possession of
the roads is all bosh. Mr.. Huntington
says that il the government forecloses it's
lien it will have TO assume all the other
Indebtedness, bonded and floating, of the
roads. This has the appearance of Il
buff. AS first creditor the government
has right to know just how the money
it has advanced as we'll az all the other
revenues of the corporation have been
used. 1t is in position to call for an
accounting, and it can compel some Of
the thieves to disgorge 1t is the fear Of
some such result that causes Mr.. Hunt
ington to make the talk. This is a case
in which the government holds the win
ming hand il its officers are disposed to
play it. The directors havo made good
lead; let the attorney general follow suit
and all will be we'll.