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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-05-01

he who sows strife between thee and thy
neighbor-thinki
Poisons the common well from which ye both
do drink.
Not all good neighbors who do not work thee i'll,
But he who. vexed by thee, remains thy neigh
Dor still
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-05-01

want hat, but II must be in the latest
style. Kindly take chair, madam, and
wait few minutes; the fashion is just
changing.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-05-01

Jimbly: There ssomething the matter
with my head, and the doctor doesn't
seem to know what it is. Jorkins: Why
don't you go to wheelwriter?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-05-01

Do you know. I can tell mans
character pretty accurately by the way
ne smokes his cigars But suppose he
happens to be cigarette smokers Oh,
then he hasn't any character to tell.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-05-01
When women don't know what etiquette
would demand, they kiss each other.
w hOOpinG Cough.

There is no danger from this disease
when Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is
freely given. 1t liqueies the tough mucus
and aids its expectoration. 1t also lessons
the severity and frequency of paroxysms
of coughing and insures speedy recov-
cry. There is not the least danger in Civ
ing the remedy to children or babies, as
it contains no injurious substance. For
sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-05-01

Magistrate, Now, at the time you saw
him was the prisoner drunk Witness:
Well, g may ave bin wot you'd call drunk
but e warn't wot I'd call drunk.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-05-01

Don't you think the man who marries
for money is fool? He is, unless he
gets it in advance.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-05-01

She: Do you find that art is long? D.
Auber: Yes; but we, it's devotees, are
generally short.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-05-01

Reflections of Gilded Youth.
What is it, he unused, that makes life worth the
living?
Is 1t endless receiving and spending or givingf
Is 1t lollipops. gingerbread, horses and yachts.
Having pennies to drop in all possible slotsS
Is 1t hustle and get there, the genius for trade
And commercial combines by which fortunes
are nader
never liked that. Was it luck or mishap
That fortune without it fell into my lap2
A bowlder of size has been rolled to the crown
OF a hill; I can start it and let 1t roll down.
If you set a great trap and within my reach
bring 1t,
No doubt ! can jump on the bait plate and
But the question keeps pressing what fellow
gets caught
Whose legs the trap shuts on-who is it that
bought?
I'm not sure, but at odd times own opine
That the limbs that I see held so firmly are
Must keep to the end Of the chapter. won
der,
This purposeless role Of the idealized rounderi
1t is really good gift that snatches away
The motives for labor and substitutes play.
The fellows that do things and are things at
tain
Their lead by hard discipline, seasoned with
pain.
Their characters grow by the sort of endeavor
That seizes on time as slice of forever.
1t begins just little to get through my head
Why the grave Seer Of Galilee meant what he
said
To that opulent youth who dislked his advice
And went off disconnected to pause and think
twice.
II the spirits the man, what in thunders the
use
OF indulging the senses with pains so profuse,
II the more you indulge them, then the harder
it is
For the spirit to get what is lawfully hisP
Not the best behorsed drag can keep up very
far
With tuppeny cart that is hitched to star
Having fun with ones money is a good thing
to do,
But how about letting it have fun with your
Mine shall serve not possess and unless can
keep
My place soul end upward, on top of my heap,
vow that by way my defeat to acknowledge
III dump the whole pile on Methodist college.
Edwin 8. Martin.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-05-01

Dismal Dawson: Kin use your tele-
phone. a minnit? Merchant: Il won't
work. Dismal Dawns: Sol Have you
any objection to me shakin hands with
it,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-05-01

On the Bamboo-I've had fully dozen
offers of marriage lately. Mercy me! God
ones? Yes all from George.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-05-01
GE MS IN VERSE.
Tho Cycler's Song.

.
Oh, it's JOY to he up in the morning when tks
dew is yet OH the clover
And the air is full of sweetness that makes
it a draft divine,
To mount ones wheel and go flying away and
aWay-a rover
In wide bright world Of beauty-and all
that world is minei
There's breath of balm on the breezes q
scent Of the waXside roses,
A hint of the Incense odors that blow
through the hillside pines,
And ever shifting landscape that some new,
bright charm discloses,
As l flash from hooks Of shadow to plains
where the sunlight shines.
sing in my care free gladness am kin to
the wind that's blowing;
am thrilled with the bliss of motion like the
bird that skins the down;
/ feel the blood Of gypsy in my pulses COM
ing, goingl
Give me my wheel for comrade, and the
king may keep his crown.
Youths Companion
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-05-01
In the Park.

The Officer-Here! Here! You can't
get In there! Don't you see that sign?
The Other-But-aw-that's my horse!
Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-05-01
WESTWARD STATIONS EAST

Arrive Los Angeles 9:35 a. M; 6:30 p.
m. Leave Los Angeles at 100 a. M; 500
D. m.
Arrive San Diego l2:45 p. M; $3.50 p.
ms Leave San Diego at 2:15 p. IN.
Arrive at San Francisco at 9:l5 a. m.
Leave San Francisco at 900 a. m.
*Every day but Sunday.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-05-01
81. 8, LUTZ, Aeont,
q. =. NICHOLSON, q. +. II. 4.

City ticket once, First National banl
building
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04

A boy of az or three years of age
is not too young for kits and blouses.
bnt do not put him inso trousers. ANY
OF the thick fiannels or soft cloths that
are used for cloaks for little girls viii
make suitable coat for him. A coat
buttoned down the front. with deep
collar or small cape reaching to the
shoulders. is good style for a boy. Be
sure to protect his feet with overshoes
and long CATERS when he goes out 1t
Is very important to have the feet warm
as we'll as dry. Neglect of this precau-
tion is apt TO bring ON an attack of
Group in children who are predisposed
to 1t, and 1t is fruitful source of colds.
A wooden Tam O'Shanter is a pretty
head covering when it is not necessary
to cover the ears. In that case have q
felt hat trimmed with velvet and broad
strings to tie under the chin. The three
cornered continental hat is still worn
and is very picturesque Ladies' Home
journal.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04
M,n,nr In the Arctic Circle.

Few people are probably aware of
the fact that modern industry has al
ready got a foothold in the arctic re-
gions, and that mines are worked on q
large scale and railroad regularly
operated in such high ATTITUDES. This is
the case in Sweden, where the Lulea-
Gellivare railroad, built for the purpose
Of carrying iron ore from the Gellivare
mines to the seaport at Lulea, extends
90 miles above the arctic circle and en-
joys the distinction of being the first
railroad to open up the frigid zone. Gel
ivare excursion trains will yet be run
ming to arctic summer resorts. In the
meantime explorers will keep on hunt
ing for lecture material and returning
to civilization to peddle it out on the
platform. New Orleans Picayune.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04
liable 10 De nIIsunderstood.

Liable to misunderstanding are such
interesting adornments of shop windows
as, Superior butter, l shilling per
pound. Nobody can touch it''-probably
motor the tempting notice of the deal
or in cheap shirts, "They won't last
long at this price!" Worse still was the
admonition which appeared in the win
dow of "a cheap restaurant, "Dine here,
and you will never dine anywhere else. :"
The viands of this restaurateur must
have been almost as deadly and unerr-
ing in their effect as the whisky known
in the western states as forty rod" be-
cause that was the distance beyond
which no drinker could walk after its
inhibition -Cornhill Magazine.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04

the honse'the other evening. they were
manipulating something in the kitchen
that filed the halls with an odor which
could scarcely be called sweet
"Whcwl" lie exclaimed to his wife.
"What the mischief is that that smells
SOP
"Why, responded the wife, who had
got used to it, ''it's nothing but your
imagination.
"Well, guess not, " he said indig-
nantly. II had IN imagination that
smelled Ike that. I'd take it out and
have il disinfeeted at once. Detroit
Free Press.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04

The secret of making the meringue
for lemon pies SO that it stands tall and
thick is in the baking. Whip the whites
Of the eggs 10 froth that will not fab
out Of the bowl when turned upside
down. Put in about tablespoonful of
granulated sugar for each white, stir
very little, spread it on the pies when
they are just dono and still baking hot
without taking them out of the oven
and let them bake with the oven open.
If made hot enough to brown, the me-
ringue Will surely fall and become
worse than nothing. Five to ten minutes
is enough to bake the meringue dry and
straw colored. Sift graduated sugar
on the top of the meringne as soon as
spread on the pie before baking. Phil
adelphia Times.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04
NOT a Gold cure.

A Swansea tradesman, being troubled
with headache, bought two medicinal
tablets and put them i'll his vest pocket.
When it was time to take tablet, he
opened his mouth, shut his eyes and
gulped one down He was relieved of
his headache and went on his way re-
joicing. Later in the day he found the
two tablets in his pocket. When he dis
covered half sovereign missing, the
pains in his head shifted co his stomach.
Cardiff Mail.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04

Some years ago Frederick Douglass
addressed a convention Of negroes in
Louisville He said in the course of his
remarks that no did not think an ANAL
gamation of the white and black races
desirable, the puro negro being, III his
opinion, the best Of the race. While
speaking his eyeglasses continued to
slide from their perch. ''But ! wish, !"
interpolated the speaker, II wish we
could get up some sort of an alloy for
the negro which would insure nose
capable of holding spectacles. But
falo Courier.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04
Self Convicted.

Old Offender-W Wat yer arrestin me
fer? hain't done nothin fer year.
Officer-That's the time We hit it
right. The charge is going to be va
grancy. Kate Fields Washington.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04
I'm With fI,e Times.

Old Hen--No more domestic drudg-
cry for mel I'd have you know that I'm
an emancipated hen, am.
Old Rooster ou still lay eggs.
Old Hen--Yes, but they are Matched
in an incubator. New York Weekly.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04

''Pat Malloy," the famous Irish mel
ody, was written by Dion Boucicault
for his play "Arrah ma Pogue. For
five or six years its use by bands during
the professions of st. Patrick's day was
almost universal.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04

Shoestrings were first worn in 1907,
and the English buckle makers present
ed a petitio.l to the throne asking that
these articles be prohibited.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04

Egyptian lamps, dating, it is believ-
ed, from 5000 b. c., have been discov-
cred in the catacombs along the Nile.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04

A long Greek lance, such as the men
Of the phalanx carried, cost about 81. 30
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04

unfit condition
for work, they
force themselves
through the daily
routine Of duties,
almost too dis
couraged to even
look for relief.
But it is to be
found In Hoods
s arsa rilla,
which makes the
blood pure, builds
up the nerves,
makes the weak
strong and gives
Deal fbscs
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04

BinEs-- ona<r Were ! can fnd
Winks
JinkS--l.es's Sc T ssJs-
a.:a TT Il hiz Wis ''xsil him
ing lat hone. Guess 5uu "
at the club New York "
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04
An imagination.

a pair of boots, reaching half way to
the knee. were sold in Pompeii for 81.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04
Too Tired to Smile
Weak, Weary and Worn

Many weak and worn-out women
know lust what this means. In totally
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04
IA rs Or aDvs..-ssINt;

One square. first insertion. SI.00: subse-
quent Insertions, 80 Cents. special rates made
with monthly. quarterly and yearly advcrus
ers
eag Local notices and political or personal
communications, Is cents per line; subsequent
insertions. 10 ceuts per line.
Ordinary marriage announcements. twenty
I'VE certs. Obituary notices will be charged
for at one-half the usual rates of advertising.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-04-04
TEXAS HOOPSNAKES.
THEY HAVE HOOKS AND HOLES IN
THEIR LIPS AND LIKE FUN.

with Fine Sense Of Humor They Play
Jokes on Tenderfeet and women-Go-
pliers and DuIIsnakes Create Lively Stu
ntions Fer the Hoopers.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-31
MILITARY MATTERS.
Changes About to Be Made I'm Army
Circles.

Washington, March 30.-Lieutenant-
Colonel j. Volkmar, assistant adjutant-
general, will be relieved from duty as
assistant to inspector-g department
of the east, April 8, and report by letter
to the Acknowledgement of the army and
await orders at Governors Island, N. Y.
aforementioned Theodore Swan, as
sistant adjutant- general, will be relieved
from duty as acting inspector-generaI,
department of Dakota, on April 80,
and report by letter to the adjutant-gen-
eral of the army.
Major John Hamilton, First cavalry,
will report by letter to the commanding
general department of Colorado, for as
signment to a station on April 30. He will
general, department Of the Platte, and
proceed to join the station to which as
signed.
Iieutenant-Colonel Evan Miles, TWEEN
tieth infantry, will report by letter to the
commanding general. department of the
Missouri, for assignment to astation and
will be relieved from duty as acting in
spector-general, department of California.
on April 30, but he Will continue on duty
in San Francisco, Cal, and act as in
spector-general of the Pacific DEPARTMENT
until Colonel Rurton shall report at his
station, and proceed to join the station to
which assigned.
Major Camille c. C. Carr, Eighth cav
airy. viii report by letter to the com
handing general, department of Dakota
for assignment to a station, ana on A pril
80 will lbe relieved from duty as inspector
general of the department and join his
department.
will be relieved from duty as acting IN
spector-general department Of the Mis-
souri,. on April 90 and join his company
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-31

Washington, March 30.-Secretary
Gresham has received official confirma-
ton of the declaration of an uncondi-
tional armistic by the Emperor of
Japan.
1t is not understood here that this
is in any sense equivalent to a declara-
ton of peace, but it is believed that
there is not likely to be a resumption
of hostilities.
The negotiations may continue for a
long time before a peace treaty is
signed, and it is quite certain that
Japan will abate none of her demands
on account of the armistice. In fact,
the granting Of the latter is looked
upon as a shrewd move by the
Japanese emperor to diminish the
harmful effect of the attack upon Ii
Hung Chang. If the war were prose-
cuted now, it would have the effect to
force the peace negotiations to a
speedy conclusion, and it is realized by
the japanese that in the present state
of feeling caused by the attack they
could scarcely insist upon as good
terms OF peace as can be realized after
the lapse of few weeks, when the
first impression will have worn off,
1t is noted here with interest that the
terms of the armistice do not apply
to the lower coast Of China, and par
ticularly to Formosa and the Fisher
islands. This is taken to mean that
the japanese have determined to oc-
cupy Formosa before the peace nego-
tiations are completed and the ex-
plantations of this purpose is found in
the fact that it is almost an invariabIe
rule OF international law that ma
ton must be in actual, armed possess
sion of piece of territory as a basis
for a demand for it's cession.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-31

the common. The meeting on the COM
mon will be held in the afternoon, and
the morning sessions will be devoted to
the general theme, Our Country"
In two big tents, each of which seats
10000 people, services of a patriotic
nature will be held. A number of
prominent men, representing all sec
lions of this country and Canada, have
been secured to address these meet
ings. A feature of the day will be the
presentation to each delegate of a copy
of handsome Illuminated card, con-
tanning the hymn America" Fifty
thousand of these cards have been pre-
sented to the committee on arrange
ments by Miss Helen Gould, of New
York. 1t was originally designed by
Miss Gould, and intended for private
circulation among her friends. The gift
will cost the donor several thousand
dollars. The card is done in colors by
a leading publisher of this city. On
Monday, the delegation will go upon
Christian Endeavor pilgrimages to
number Of historic spots in the neigh
borhood, such for instance, as Fanueil
hall, Bunker hill, Washington Place,
site of the Boston tea party, old North
Church, Old South Church, and the old
state house. The convention closes on
Monday evening, with three or more
big conservation services.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-31

Denver. March 3O.-The snow and
wind storm continued all day with I'M
abated fury. 1t is the worst storm
since the memorable one of March,
1891. which continued for three days.
Heavy thunder and vivid flashes of
lightning accompanied the beginning
of this storm, a feature not usual at
Just before daybreak was terrific, and
but for the heavy, wet snow, which
served to hold things in their places,
much damage would no doubt have
been done. .
AT $40. the wind was blowing at the
rate of forty-eight miles an hour, but
it slowly increased up to noon. when
it registered thirty-four miles.
A gable of the Columbine school
house was blown out. Stones weighing
thirty-f1ve pounds were blown over
thirty feet. while heavy blocks lay
piled up over eighty feet from the
building.
The tramway and cable companies
are having great difficulty in moving
their cars, and many of the street rail
way lines are blocked.
At 6 D. m. the snow was about a
foot deep in this city, and it is badly
day trains on the railroads east and
west were running on time. but the
night trains are considerably delayed,
and if the storm continues much long
er a general blockade will occur. The
storm is exceptionally severe in west
ern Colorado. Observer Brandenburg
says the storm will abate during the
night, and colder weather will follow.
The storm is rapidly advancing
southeastward and tomorrow the -indi-
cations are that Texas and the Gulf
states will get a touch Of it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-31
1T Is A TRUST.
Judge Bakers Decision IN Reference
to the United States school Fur
niture Company.

Chicago, March 3O.-Judge Baker
rendered a decision today declaring
the United States School Furniture
company, of Chicago, to be a trust
and a monopoly. Acknowledgement
Moloney filed information against the
company about a year ago. He set
forth that the trust consisted of six
teen different corporal lons and firms:
that 1t regulated prices and practically
controlled the school furniture output
Of the country. The information de-
clared that the United States company
had made a, contract with it's de-
pendent firms whereby they were to
sell their output to a Chicago corpor-
alton and manufacture only such
goods as the latter should direct. This,
the encouragement affirmed was an
evasion of the antitrust law. The
company filed a demurrer, claiming
it merely acted as a distributor for
other firms and denying that it made
any attempt to regulate prices. Upon
this demurrer Judge Bakers adverse
decision was rendered today.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-31
SOME STATISTICS.
Killed, Wounded and Prisoners as
the Result of War.

Killed, Wounded and Prisoners as
the Result of War.
Washington, March 30.-Mr Matsui.
of the Japanese legation, has received
advices from which he has compiled
the following statement of the num-
Der killed, wounded and taken prison
ers in the several battles of the
China-Japan war:
July "a 1S9-Battle at Phung Do,
Corea Japanese, wounded; Chinese
prisoners, 80. July 90. at Solgh Wan;
Japanese killed, SO; wounded, 80; Chin
ESQ., 200 killed.
September 16, at Ping Yam. Japanese
162 killed, wounded 439; Chinese 1000
killed, 511 prisoners.
September 10, at Hal Yang To,
China, Japanese so killed, 1856 wounded;
Chinese loss unknown. This was a
naval fight.
October "a, at Chin Lien Cheng, and
October %, at Hawaii Twang Chen,
Japanese SO killed, i'll wounded; Chin
csc 400 killed, 10 prisoners.
November at Kin Chow and No
vember at Talien Wan: Japanese, 16
killed. so wounded; Chinese. 400 killed.
November %, at Port Arthur, Jap
anese, 40 killed: go wounded: Chinese,
1900 killed: 355 prisoners.
November 90. at Sung Hwa Tsu,
Japanese, II killed. Al wounded; Chi
nese. 80 killed.
December 10. at Kim Ha Tsu, Japan
csc, killed; % wounded: Chi
nese. 100 killed.
December u. at Hsi Mo Cheng, jap
anese, II killed and wounded: Chinese.
100 killed and wounded.
December Is at Hal ChenS japanese,
killed: wounded; Chinese. 40 killed.
December 10. at Hong Wal Chi, Jap
anese. So killed: AZ wounded; Chinese,
100 killed.
January 10, at Hal Ping. Japanese
killed and wounded, so; Chinese. 200
January is. at Hal Cheng. Japanese,
4 killed; 40 wounded: Chinese. so killed.
February 1. at Wei Hal Wei, Jap
anese killed. SO: 219 wounded; Chinese,
700 killed.
February 80. at Tai Ping Shang,
Japanese killed. 20; wounded, "a; Chi
nese killed. 200.
February %. at Sha Hwo Yuan, Jap
anese killed and wounded, 9; Chinese,
no record.
March 4. at New Chwang. japanese
killed and wounded, 200: Chinese killed
and wounded. 1880; Chinese prisoners,
500.
March 6, at Inkow. no record.
The number of Chinese injured is
not known with accuracy.