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Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-03-14

A UNIQUE SPECIMEN.-A lawyer
who makes speciality of patent
business, no matter just where his
Office is located, was called to the
further West in a case involving a
mortgage on farm. The prelimi-
nary hearing was before an old
fashioned Justice of the Peace, who
had no high regard for the ways of
men from the city. AT some point
in the case the magistrate put in a
few remarks and the visiting law
yer collided with him. The discus
sion grew warm, and at last the mag
istrate, forgetting his dignity and
his position, became personal.
"Who are you, anyway he
blurted out.
"Well," replied the lawyer, "Pm
an attorney"
"P'raps you are, but l never heard
one talk like you do. "What kind
of one are YOU"
Pm patent Attorney"
The magistrate rubbed his chin
for thought.
"Well, all I've got to say is," ne
said, slowly, "that when the patent
expires l don't believe you can ever
get it renewed again."
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-03-14

LOVE Is a fancy that the disap
pointed tenderly cultivate.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-03-14
MIss TODD's SHARP WIT.

Miss Todd's first meeting with
ber future husband has been humor-
ously described by her; he met
me at a party she said, 'and at
Loot came awkwardly forward ana
said. Miss Todd, I want to dance
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-03-14

ONE little fact is worth more than
a ton Of theory.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-03-14

A WAY OUT.-Sweet Girl: Oh,
papa, l have found way for you to
escape the income tax.
Father: Guess not.
Sweet Girl: Yes, I have. You
give half your stocks to Mr.. Slim
purse, and then I'll marry Mr.. Slim
purse, and so all the money will be
kept in the family, and the govern
ment won't get cent.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-03-14
w A. BRATT0N,
w. ATTORNEY AT LAW,
MARLINTON, WEST VA.

Prompt and careful attention to all
business entrusted to my hands in the
Courts Of Pocahontas and adjoining
counties. Jan, 26-tf,
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-03-14

PEDIGREE has ruined many fine
young man.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-03-14


THE Brokers BABY.-Mr. Pun
niman las the baby reaches out its
arms and cries to be taken:) Aha |!
There's no discount on that baby, is
there, dear?
Mrs. Punniman: How should
know anything about discounts,
love? l am not broker, as you
are.
Mr.. Punniman Yes, but all the
same you saw how readily the baby
came to pa.
THE WISDOM OF IT.-Lipper
Well, Pm away off on choir-singing
again. My voice has lost tone, so ia
speak.
Clipper: Don't say. What are
you going to do about it?
Upper: Well, the doctor ordered
me to go the Pines for a week.
wonder why that was necessary?
Clipper: He doubtless thought /
would enable you to get the pitch.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-03-14

WORK off in whispers your surplus
words.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-03-14

Why, you know, Lincoln, the
groom. was missing on the day first
arranged for the ceremony. He
was found some days afterwards in a
serious mental condition, and Mr..
Speed took him to Kentucky ior a
year and a half. His non-appear-
snce was deep modification to the
belle of Springfield, and she fancied
the world was pointing the finger OF
scorn at her,"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10
ynlunhIr Works lor Enrm Ore.

Tho o,,icrI,ur,l d,,ort,oon. n,
Ahc "E' 'U"A'u'"' u'P"i '''i'ns At
Washington is Issuing somo works OF
F.s *
great value 10 mo farmers These Gays.
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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10
Winchester Pre.bytery AdIourn~

!pecidi DispCtch to he hteliiC,neer.
MARrrSsnuRG. W. Va. May 9.-The
adjourned meeting OF the Winchester
presbytery. which has been in session
here for several days, adjourned to-
night 10 meet in regular session ut
Round Hill. Va. in tho early fall.
Nr. d.. Woods. oil this city. and Mr..
A. c. Hopkins, OF Charlcs.Town, W.
Va, wero licensed to preach. The
former will 60 to Springfield. Hanp.
shire county. and tho latter will proba.
bly, accop, call to Elk Garden, Mineral
county.
A committee was appointed to ordain
Mr.. E. 4. Leyburn. OF Lexington, Va,
who passed satisfactory examination,
and install him as pastor OF tho church
at Falling Waters. this county. The
trouble in the church ut Gerardstown,
this county, in reference to alleged un.
constitutional action OF the church ses.
sion in eSpelling certain members from
tho session. brought before the prcsby.
terry for tina! settlement, but action on
the matter was deferred until the next
meeting,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10
MEMORIAL SERVICES
For Father parks Hold at ParkersburE
Many Visiting Prslatos Present.

For Ehthsr fnrks uoIu NJ FhrkefsburE'
siauy Visiting PrsiAtos Present.
spscia! Dt,pGieh TO The In'eli0eattr
PARHRsBuRG, W. Va, May 0.--Scr.
vices OF an unusually impressive char.
acter were held this morning at 10
o'clock at st. Navier's church. They
werc solemn services for tho rcposo OF
tho soul OF Worry Row. Father parke, who
met such sad death short time ago at
Wheeling.
Father Parko wa5 for many years pas.
tor Of St Navicrs and no had multi
tudos OF loving friends here. Tho church
was crowded and there wcro many pres.
ent who wero not members OF that
church.
Tho following clergy wero present:
Right Rev. D. O'Connor, OF Clarksburg;
Rcv. S. S. Mattingly. OF Martins Forty,
o.; Roy. II. McNlonamiu, OF Benwood /;
Rev. 2. F. Burke, OF Mason City; Rev.
I. +. Duly, OF Wellsburg; Rev. J. Nc.
Elligo,t, OF Grafton; Rev. J. Reynolds,
Of Clarksbure; Rev. ]. Il. Bauer, OF Par.
korsburg; Rev. L. ". Hickey, OF Par.
kcrsburg; Rev. John Mcbride, OF Yves.
ton.
Requiem mass was eaid. tho services
being conducted rs follows: Celebrant,
Rev. i. NJ. Hickey; deacon, Very Rev.
D. O'Connor; sup.deacon. Very Rev.
John Mcbride; masters OF ceremonies,
Rev. J. Reynolds ind Rev. J. d. Bauer;
chaplains, Rev. II. McAIenamin, Rcv.
7. +. Duffy. Rev. J. McEliGott anu Rev.
p. +. Burke.
The sermon was preached by Rev. S.
S. Mattingly. 1t was very appropriate
and touching, referring to the holy life
and noble works OF the deceased. The
church was draped in mourning.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10

Distressing kidney and bladder dis.
eases relieved III six hours by tho "NEw
GREAT Souri, AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE"
Ihis now remedy IS 4 great surprise on
account OF its exceeding promptncss in
relieving pain in the bladder, kidneys,
back and every part OF tho urinary pass.
ngc in male or female. 1t relieves re.
tcntion OF water and pain in passing it
almost Immediately. II you want quick
relief and euro this is your remedy.
Sold by l. IL. List, druggist, Wheeling,
W. Va
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10
acknowledgement
wuErL.,NG. MAY 10, 1898.
Jay Could ana llIs nnusMter.

Some Of tho yossipy dispatches that
como from Paris concerning the move.
Ineuts and plaua OF tho young daughter
OF Jay Gould who recently married the
Count DO CastclIane, arc enough TO
cause the late Navy York millionaire to
turn over in his grave. The latest bit
OF news OF this character recites that
"ths daughter OF the plain, unassulni ug
American, with his simple tassos, bis
hatred OF display, who devoted his
whole lie to gaining his great wealth,
is to build another Grand Trianon ior
herself. and her titled husband. She
will use the money which came to her
and attracted to her the scion Of the
Talleyrands, to place 10 Paris II copy oil
that building, which is so closely asso.
ciated with she most protiigate. the most
riotous, the most licentious court tho
world has ever known"
The dispatch goes on to give history
oil the Grand Trianon, which was a re.
markabic piece OF French extravaganza
OF the days OF Louis NV, and to init.
mate that the young woman who was
Anna Gould has had her head turned
: by her sudden transfer from her quiet
life in an American school room to the
titled circles OF the French capital. It
is all very entertaining reading and it
is no doubt true that ii Jay Gould were
still living he would be inexpressibly
shocked to behold the millions he
spent life time accommodating being
spent 40 layishly in a foreign country
to establish a magnificent palace, re-
production OF what was called the
folly OF the Bourbons. The man who
started in lie as mouse trap inventor
and lived, even after becoming enor.
mouslY wealthy, in simple, unosten.a-
,ious style, would hardly countenancc
such q programme.
But there is another side to the ques-
ton. Tho money OF the countess de
Castel!ane is her own. She came by it
lcgi,imately, however doubtful may
have been the means through which
her late father came into possession OF
some oft. She has set on. to buy the
enjoyments OF life with it in her own
way. The whole matter, resolved into
simple language, ia: That the young
woman who was Anna Gould, having
married Frenchman OF position, and
wherewithal, has reaolved to build a
splendid home for herself and her hus.
band. The beauty and plan oil the
Grand Trianon struck her fancy and
she proposes to model her home after it.
1t is probable that the sensational
writer's in tho press have overdtawn the
descriptions OF the new coun.ess's al.
Legged extravasant plans to duplicate in
all particulars tue famouse home OF
Madame de Alaintenon. However, even
il she goes to tho fullest extent, there is
one rcdeeming feature about the freak
OF extravaganza. 1t il that it will put
into circulation several millions OF
money that otherwise might DO hoard
cd. The regre.tablo feature is that
since it is good American money it is
not TO be dlsbnrsed in this country.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10

oxpends for tho publication Of this and
books Of a similar nature is small mat.
ter compared with tho advantage they
arc to the farmers, to say nothing OF
their value a, means with which to
Bturt tho kitchen fro.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10
HINTS TO HoUSEKEEpEns.
SATURDAY, May IL.
N.abor makes king OF man,
And crowns HIM every day.

BREAKFAST. = Oranges. Whcatens.
Chopped beefstoak. Lyonnaise pota.
toes. Milk toast. Graham bread. Col
fee.
plSSEE.-Mock bisque soup. Oyster
crackers. Cold meat with garnish Of
horse radish. Potatoes in cream. Gran.
berry jelly. White and graham bread.
Whipped cream tarts.
SUFFER-. Egg on toast. Graham bread.
Apple marmalade witlrcream. Cookies.
Tea,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10

CnIcAoo isto have a newspaper which
will ignore crimo aud print only what 10
good aud holy. Tho namo Of tho cap.
italist who proposes to thus rccklossly
slnl his fortune Ia not glYon,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10

SICK headache. constipation and indi-
cestion nro quickly curod by Do Wits
Little Early Eisors. tho famou. little
pills. Logan Drug Co., Whocling, W.
Va, b. 7. Peabody, Bcnwood, and Bowie
& Co., Bridgeport, 0:
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10
tCopyrighiedl
LOST LOVE,
..in4retc ianq IN The .imricnn,

h2rtto Lang In the .tmricuu.
Who wins his lore shalt lose her,
Who loses her shall gain.
For still the spirit WOO, hrr,
\ soul without n stain.
And memory still pur,ucs her
With lOnEiuSs not In vain.
lie loses her who gains her,
Who watches day BY day. ,-
Tho dust OF time that stains her.
Tho gticiS that leave her gray,
The flesh Ihht yet unclninS her
Whose grace hath passed away.
OH happy he who gains not
The love some seem 10 gain;
The JOY that custom STAINS not
shall still with him remain,
Tho lOvulincsS TINT wnnu, not,
Tho love that ne'er eau wnuc.
llo dreams she grows not older
The lands OF dream among.
Though I'LL the world wnN colder,
Though all the songs he sung,
In drOninS doth he behold her
still fair and kind and young.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10

Ono pint steved tomatoes strained.
Scald one quart OF milk. Cook ono
tablespoonful corns,arch in two table.
spoontuls butter; stir slowly into hot
milk. Cook five minutes; add the
strained tomatoes, serve.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10
Then aud Now.

a year ago we were hearing a great
deal, from Democrats In Congress, about
Republican tariff legislation being 70.
sponsiblo for aud fostering trusts and
combinations Of capital. For tho past
nine months a Democratic tarilrlaw has
been In operation and for more than
two yearu Democratic administration
has boon charged with the execution OF
tho laws affecting tru,ts. win our
Democratic friends inform us how many
trusts have been crushed out OF exia-
tcnco by tho Democratic tariff In tho
meantime, and how far tho Democratic
Naturalization has COMO In tho work Of
putting tho sorrows to them?
Never. before In tho history OF tho
country have the trusts been more AFRO.
CANT nor have tho combinations sprung
up In greater number than thoy have
been doing lately. 1t is beginning to
dawn upon obseryant people that
there was a largo amount Of bunconbe
in tho Democratic howl connecting tho
Republican tariff with tho trusts.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10

Dr. WTr's WTcn lIAzrL SALvE curcs
sends, burns, indolcnt sorol and mover
inlls TO euro piles. Logan Drug Co.,
Wheeling. W. W., D. +. Peabody, Ben.
wood, and Eowio & Co., bridgeport. o.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10

TIE Greater Pittsburgh bill having
passed the Pennsylvania legislature,
nothing remains to DO done but for
Pittsburgh to convince Allegheny and
the outlying suburbs that it will DO a
good thing to DO annexed. Tho ind,.
cations are that this will prove larger
undertaking than tho work OF getting
the legislature to pass tho measure.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10

Iris rumorod that Queen Victoria
will abdicato on the 9th instant. hcr
ssventy.six.h birthday, and hand tho
crown over to tho Prince OF Waios. II
tho rumor proves true the queen will
have reisned tit.y.eight years, longer
than any European monarch OF this
century. In tho meantime there will be
some interesting spocula,ions regarding
the immediate effect on the politics OF
Europe. There is no indication what.
ever that there will be a disturbance.
The transfer Of the throne will be a sim.
pie tormalitY.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10
lighest Of all in Leavcnnr power-1atet u COVE Repor
ABSOlU Y;PURE

monoy. Your true bi.motallist desiros
the proper safeguard thrown around
the silver r-."protoctod," n II
wero. "by the broad ahiold OF American
law,n q, A. d.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10

Freshcn horse radish root in water.
With n sharp knife scrape into very
thin shreds, Place around the edge OF
platter. and pile hcro aud there on the
meat.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10

THE New York Weekly takes issue
with an Ohio Republican papers ad-
vocacy OF Governor Mckinley for the
presidency because he is Fighter"
and says Fighters arc not wanted"
But, then, liarper's Weekly doesn'.
always got what it wants 10 the presi.
Dental chair.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10

3lEs. LEASE demonstrated tho other
day that she is gifted with hypnotic
power. Is tho new woman going to
introduce this now feature into politics?
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10

a bill to prevent hotels or any public
resorts from ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, col.
orcd people passed the Now York Assem-.
blv. y
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10

TnE Wheeling base ball fans point
with pride" to the record OF their club
SO far. l: is hoped tina. they will not
have occasion. later in the season, to
point with something else.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10

WE cnnnot handle two stocks, On,
must be sold. Huynt tho auction at YOU
own price.
DILLoS, WHEAT &uASCuEI, co,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10

In tho .Nicaraguan atlalr-a considora.
ton vitality affecting tho in,creats Of
the United States. II tho United States
had required England 10 give 10 tho liz.
Ito republic tho Same fair treatment sho
would have boon bound 10 accord to n
greater power. aside from tho conscious.
mons that wo had prevented weaker
power from being bullied, We would
now ho enjoying tho satiifaction Of
knowing that wo remained on proper
footing with the country through which
runs tho route Of tho Nicaragua canal,
tho control Of which means so much 10
us commercially. and to obtain tho con-
troll OF which England Is ready and
willing 10 80 to any end. by the course
Of Secretary Gresham, tho amateur
diplomat. wo have, TO quote from Tho
American article, above roforred to,
"eivon tho Nicarnguans every reason TO
suppose that England is tho chief power
in rho western world, and that the
United States counts for nothing. we
thus have embarrassed our Nhole III.
ture rotations with country within
whose boundaries lios the one mauagea.
bic route from ocean to ocean, and
given her people tho best Of reasons for
accepting secretly the protection and
tho leading Of our chief rival Tor tho
control OF that route"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-05-10
NEW ADVERTISEMENT

T OsT-A GOLD. CUFF BUTTON
~ with initial "Il," A liberal reward will b,
paid for It's return TO No. 100 Market street
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-05-28
ALL ABOUT A DOG.
Occupies Nearly Two Days Ses-
sion of the Police Court.

sion of the Police Court.
A friend remarked to a BULLETIN
reporter this morning, you ought
to go up to the Police Court and
hear the eloquence that is being
wasted on the desert air" AS he
had already been there and knew
that Lawrence Kip was talking and
that he could do so by the hour or
yard, he gathered up few items in
the meantime.
The first case called this morn
ing by Judge Perry was that of the
Republic of Hawaii vs.. Thomas E.
Krouse, for the crime of malicious
injury committed on the 10Th day
of the present month by wilfully
and maliciously killing a certain
dog, the property of B. Berger, the
said dog being valued at fifty dol
lars in coin of the Republic; the case
came on yesterday and the defend
ant promptly pleaded not guilty
and J. A. Magoon appeared as his
counsel. The magnitude of the
case required the employment Of
additional counsel to represent the
Republic of Hawaii, and Leonard
Kip appeared as assisting the pro-
secution. AS Mr.. Kip did the
whole business, and did it well, it
is a question whom he assisted.
All Hing testified that he was
about the grounds of the Arlington
hotel and saw a dog there. He
afterwards heard the report of a
gun in the hands of the defendant
and the next thing he heard was
the dogs crying. He next saw the
dog lying on the floor of the hotel
and it died about two hours after.
He buried the dog but took off its
collar first. Recognized the collar
produced in Court as the one taken
from the dog.
B. Berger testified that the dog
was his and that it was a valuable
trained hunting dog and worth $50
w. NJ. Graham, G. j. Whitney,
c. L. Brown, w. H. Drummond
and w. M. Cunningham, all testi-
fled as to the value and other mat
tiers connected with the dog and
the prosecution rested.
The defense moved for a dis.
charge and the Court denied the
motion, and continued the case
until this morning, when L. s.
August, G. H. Ruttman, H. &
Wooten, linda and Ar. Rowat testi,
fed for the defendant. The latter
in his own behalf testified that he
shot the dog because it was com
mon nuisance about the place.
After hearing arguments lasting
about an hour, the Court found the
defendant not guilty and discharged
him.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-05-28

Any one who has ever had an at.
tack OF inflammatory rheumatism
will rejoice with Mr.. j. A. Stumm,
220 Boyle Heights, Los Angeles,
over his fortunate escape from a
siege OF that distressing ailment.
Mr.. Stumm is foreman OF Merriam's
confectionery establishment. Some
months ago, on leaving the heated
work room to run across the street
on an errand, he was caught out in
the rain. The result was that when
ready to go home that night he was
unable to walk, owing to inAamma-
tory rheumatism. He was taken
home, aud on arrival was placed in
front Of a good FIRE and thoroughly
rubbed with Chamberlain's Pain
Balm. During the evening and night
he was repeatedly bathed with this
liniment, and by morning was re-
lieved OF all rheumatic pains. He
now takes especial pleasure in prais-
ing Chamberlain's Pain Balm, and
always keeps bottle OF it in the
house. For sale by all dealers, Ben
son, Smith & Co., agents for the Ha-
waiian Islands.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-05-28
SONS OF ST. GEORGE.

THE OFFICERS AND BROTHERS
L of Captain Cook Lodge OF Sons of
st, George are hereby notified that the
Funeral OF our late Brother EDWARD
PFRANoIs WARD will take place at JOAN.
on WEDNESDAY, May 10Th, from his
late residence, Nuuanu Street. ll-lt
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-05-28

Johnny Hayward has been with
drawn from the races of June II,
owing to lack of time necessary
to get him into proper training.
The best time made by Hayward
while at the park was 1882.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-05-28

The steamer w. G. Hall arrived
as the BULLETIN was closing up its
forms.