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The herald., 1895-01-30
AN EMPTY PIGEON HOLE.
MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE OF
THE FAIR WILL.
The Document gtolsn Fror, the CHun'
Clerks Once fa san Fran
clsep.

SAN Francisco, Jan. 29.--The will of the late
James G. Fair was stolen from the county
clerks Office some time yesterday afternoon.
and there is not the slightest clew TO the per-
petrators OF the crime. The discovery was
made bat half an hour before the usual time
Tor closing the Office. Some one had come in
ana asked for permission to see the document.
viii filed for probate is public document,
and like all papers in civil actions and probate
proceedings, is supposed to be open for the
inspection OF any one who is interested in the
case ana desires TO see it. The clerk who was
asked to produce the will, went to the pigeon
hole where it had las. been placed. lie took
me bulgy envelope. on which was inscribed
Last Will ana testament OF James g. Fair"
ana TOOK it to the desk where the visitor was
Waluhe, and when he opened it he YVES stag
gereu at the contents
Inc precious Document was not there. In
us piace was lot OF worthless paper which
hau peen carefully folded and inserted in the
enVelope IN an attempt TO delay the discovery
as long as possible rhe information was i'm
mediately impaired to the chief deputy lie
carefully scrutnized the enveloue to make
sure that the will was really missing 4 search
was made in the pigeon hole where the docu-
ment belonged There was no sign of it any
where, search of the entire Office a. far as
practicable, was made The search was fruit
less, The will was gone. There was net the
sligh test trace of il and he investigation was
given up long after the hour when the county
clerks ollice is supposed TO be shrouded ia
solitude.
When Che ehisf deputy e5,a h3 ether clerks,
who had been apatisea If The thsst, lett the
county clerg's o5iiCe aat ev 'ning there was not
the slightest shadow e daIsbt In their minds
but that the VIII aad been stolen. eiill iAsy
had hopes that it would tI II up a. right
The disposition OF Fairs Will is far more
serious matter than would 90 the Disappear
anee OF a viii i'll most cases. ihe great length
ana 2. peculiar yerpiage OF he doeqmen' render
IT almost impossible to prove the exact lan-
guage, which is impo1tcnt should there b. no
The herald., 1895-01-30

GUADALAJARA, state OF Jalisco Mexico Jan
esterday large students demonstra-
ton was held, in which hundreds OF Young
men from the school of medicine, law and
other colleges OF this city took part showing
the patriotism OF the youth on the Guatemaan
matter. roday's demonstration was the out
grJwth OF a smaller one held on Saturday. but
which for lack of organization did not reach to
what was deemed fit proportions. The COM
panv marched to the governors palace, and in
the presence of thousands OF spectators al
dresses full Of fire were delivered by leading
students, and in which the secretary gave the
word of the young men of the state to be on
hand in case of m emergency in which the
general government might need their services.
The herald., 1895-01-30

By eosPER, SMITH & CANNON.


CITY PROPERTY.
$3.50 g room cottage near Pico and tigue-
rOa streets, . rooms furnished.
$500 IDIOTS with A room house, fruit trees
Flower ST., near central ave.
Sl90O--Lot 50xl6O, clean side Grand ave.
Stl0O-Lot 5OSl with room cottage, on
bryant ave- -
$1,000 lots with room cottage, stables,
fruit tire s. etc. Pico Heights.
S240O-4I acres near Central ave-, electric
line. suitable for lots
T37O0-6 room house with stable lawn,
flowers, etc., Twenty-iifth ST.. near Grand ave.
COUNTRY PROPERTY.
$780, acres fruit and alfalfa land, i'm
provements worth the price.
1915 per scre-First-class fruit land near Re-
dondo.
S525o-40 acres moist land, so acres to al
falfN.
$500 per acre--In ojai valley, just outside
Nordhoff.
First-class fruit and alfalfa land near city,
improved and unimproved.
FOR EXCHANGE.
Small ranch near city, to rent or exchange
plenty of water.
300 acres fine timber and coal land in Scott
county, Tenu. What have you to offer? A
b,rgsin for some one.
l06 acres OF choice fruit land, 2 mi es from
city, for unincumbered city property.
GOSPER. SMITH & CANNON
u 42l2 Stimson block
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CENTRAL AVENUE TRACT

Adjoins their celebrated Briswaltarand Adams
street tract, and contains o. fine building lots
fronting on Central ave, Tnir,y-frst and
Thiriy-second sts., which. are graded and
curbed and have cement walks, shade trees
planted and water piped; sandy loan soil, no
days; prices = %, Tt25, $3.50 to 1926 terms,
$.s down. balance Tt,i month. or a liberal
discount for cash: no interest will be charged
on lots old during the next 60 days; once
more you have au opportunity to buy resi-
dence lots on double electric car line, only
one-half their actu value: take the Central
ave cars al corner of Spring and Second SITS.
to our branch Office Mt the corner of Twenty
ninth ST where our agents Will show the prop
ertv: free carriages to the tract. For maps and
prices see ORDER d DOW. 109i5 S Broadway.
1Stf
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United States Marshars Sale.
INITEp STATES Of AMERICA, SOUTH

TINTED STATES OF AMERICA, SOUTH
L ern district of California IS.
BY virtue OF writ OF venditoni exponas, to
me directed and delivered, issued from the
district court OF the United States for the
Southern district of California, on the 18th
day OF January 1898, at the suit of the United
States of America against one hundred and
fol ty GAO five 90 tael cans of opium. am
commanded TO sell the above described prop
erty, in accordance with decree OF said court
made aud pronounced on the 26th day of De-
on Monday, the 1th day OF February 1895 at
! i O. clock q. IN. OF said day, in front of the
United States government building Gnited
States postoiiee buildngl, corner OF South
Main and East Winston streets, III the CITY OF
Los Angeles, ] will sell the above described
property GAO five tael cans OF opum) at pub
iicaucton 10 The highest bidder Tor cash. paw
BILE at the time OF sale.
y. A. CoVARRuBlAs,
2.i1 United ntates Marshah
The herald., 1895-01-30

INDIANAPOLIS, Jan. 29.-John S. Norton Of St.
Louis one OF the victims OF the Vandalia wreck
at Coatsville yesterday, fingered in terrible
agony until o'clock this morning. Mrs.
Zelda-Seguin Wallace. wife Of David Wallace
and sister-n-law OF Gen Lew Wallace, is in
critical condition.
The herald., 1895-01-30

LONDON, Jan 29-Lord Chancellor Baron
Herschell today delivered judgment allowing
an appeal from the decision OF the supreme
court of Canada in the case of Brophy and 9TH
ers against the encouragement OF Manitoba,
rendered on February %, 1894. and known as
the Manitoba school case" No costs are al
lowed
The herald., 1895-01-30

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup has been used
for children teetbing. 1t soothes the child.
collie and is the best remedy for Diarrhoea
twenty-five cents bottle.
The herald., 1895-01-30

PHILADELPHIA, Jan. 29.-secretary Carlisle<
today ordered $1,000, 900 in gold shipped To-
New York from the mint. 1t is said there ma
be a further drain on the mint tomorrow.
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Neitzke & SpecK, funeral directors and EN-
balmers 256 South Main street. Tel. l349
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Buy the Whitney make trunk and travelling
bag. Factory 423 S. Spring st.
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SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

Tie papers OF all delinquent mail subscriber
tothe Daily Asrala will be promptly diseon.
inued hereafter. Nc papers win be- rent I.
subseri hers BY nail unlesa the same have bsep
pad fer. in advance.
we fa4srn Advertising Agent, 9. p. Palmer,
Rhi4 A4asf Duil eng New York.
y. 2. Fisher. newstapsr advertising agent
n Mefchaats Kxcnange. SAN Francisco, is an
autAofissd agent This paper il kept On file in
his once.
The herald IL sold At the Occidental Hotel
sews stand. Ban Hrancises. for Sc = copy
10 cenributens returned.
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FoH sALn-uoUNrKY pKopEnrY.

ENOR SALE-21 ACRES AT CARLSBAD SAN
y Diego county, miles from depot, facing
the ocean: furnished house barn, Windmill,
good well WAFER, acres in prunes, 3 acres as
sorted fruits, horse aud farming i'm PIGMENTS
complete; cniire place under cultivation;
owner called to Europe and must sell before
going; price 81 80 per acre. McGARVtE, HAY
IL CO., 21S >. Broadway. 1-3Olf
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$50 envelopes soc; 4 resm writing paper Csc
Langstadter, 1857 N. Main st., opp. Baker bl ok
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TOR sALE-BY OWNER


Beautiful home, southwest near Harper
tract AID Adams ST.. half block from electric
cars; new S-rOom house, all modern conven-
fences: flowers, lawn, cement walks, wind.
mill, etc: call for terms
13-roOm house, rented all The time for ESQ
per mouth, situated blocks west OF First and
Spring; on electric car line lot faces Hope and
Bunker Hill ave. price $3.50
7-room house at 30 N. Alameda ST., lot AK
I5c rented for S25; price $4,000.
Nice lot on Pennsylvania ave, near san BEN
ito St; 50xl50 to an alley; all street work
paid only $500.
40xl4O to an alley street graded, curbed and
sidewalked and sewer laid and all paid for;
these are extra nice lots; only $75n each.
20 acres nice level land, south OF lnglewood,
on one OF the laterals OF the outfall sewer;
cheap.
Horses of all kinds bought, sold and ex-
changed, and all kinds OF street improve
ments done on short notice in frstclass man.
ner MILES DODD, Jr., 2l3 W. First ST.
la s, nav tt
rV,HE TRACT OF HoMEs-GRIuER & BOWS
L Adams street tract; 500 5O-foot residence
lots corner of Adams stfest and Central ave-
nue; Adams st eet 81 feet wide, and Twenty
eighth street 100 feet wide, both lined with
and curbs water piped; I75 lots sold and over
40 houses built in tn last four months. Rich
sandy ioam no mud: the healthiest portion
OF the city. Examine this tract now and com
pare 1t with other proper les. Lots are $500
and up, on easy terms. Special inducements
10 those who will build at once. Central ave-
nue. double track electric car lire runs throug h
this tract Take the Central avenue cars at
corner OF Second and Spring streets; the ride
takes only II minutes. Agents at our branch
Office on the corner OF Central avenue and
Twenty-ninth street will show the property
For views OF the tract, maps and all fnforma-
ton. write or call on us. Free carriages at all
times ORDER & DOW, 1897 South Broad
way. Telephone 1899 3tf
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NJ II DIUMS

Wall paper DC, 71sc per roll. 1923 s. Spring.
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EOR SALE
IL LOTS l---LOTS - LOTSl
LoTS!---L0TSl - LOTS

FoE sA hLdETs,-1ors,-1oTs,
LOTS!---LoTSl- - LoTSi
AT HIGHLAND PARK
Just outside city on electric road; finest lots
now on the market; size of lots from o0xi5O to
l or more acres, just as you wish; fine balmy
climate andthe best of spring water.
These lots will be sold on long time if de-
sired
Houses built to order.
Call and be shown the best bargains in the
market w. p. LARKIN e. CO.,
2Otf Owners no g. Broadway, Los Angeles.
JToR SALE 1879 WILL BUY A 5000 LOT
l. on Thirty-sixth street, near Main, 50xl25;
also 20 choice lots on electric line, between
Los Angeles and Paandena; lots from 50x 81
10 20OX300 feet sold on long time houses built
to order; come and take free trip out and get
choice lot; no money down TO those that
build at once. W. p. LARKIN Il CO..
20tf ITO s. Broadway
E'oR sALE-$50oo $4,000 CAsU WILL BUY
il large Broom, two story fine house, all
is southwest on electricline will soon be worth
$4,000.
Also numbered other goo houses, south
w.. P. LARKIN 4 CO,
20tf HOS. Broadway.
FoR SALE
20 fine bargains in houses. from 5000 to
$1,000; some thai must be sold and will go ct
bargains. W. p. LARKIN e CO.,
20tf Ito s. Broadway.
TOR sALE-WEsT HALF OF LOTS AND 5,
l. block 20, Hancock's survey, 50 acres near
oil wells in the N. w. quarter of the city, APP
ply to C. NJ STEPHENS, room 80, TEN pie
block. 1Jtf
Tor SALE-HousEs ON EASY PAYMEN rs;
l. see johnson d. Keeney Co. before purchas-
ing home; we have several beautiful new
PLACES PLACES very cheap; monthly payments JOHN,
son IL kEENEI CO.. 101 s. Broadway. l2-J1tf
nor sALE-LoT ON WRIGHT ST., 5oxI 30,
Il only $3.50; elegant orange orchard ct
Monrovia; house and lot. close in. $3.50 in
terest in a fine water system. See ROOM go,
simpson block.
TOR. SALE-AT AUCTION PRICE, HOUSE
II and lot, sos Turner ST.; go see it, then ap-
ply to owner, S17 f. First ST.; y cash. 1907
L'OR SALE-ONE FINE LOT IN FAIR
l. mount tract for $1,000, worth $1,000.
W. +. LARKIN d. CO.,
2Otf 10 s. Broadway.
FOR sALE-UOUNrRY PROPERLY.
The herald., 1895-01-30

JTOW ARE THESE FOR SNAP BARGAINS.
Ill minutes nearer to First and Main SITS.
than is Grand ave. and Washington st. All on
beautiful Boyle Heights, the best and most
healthy residence portion OF this city.
Jst-A fine, new 2-story house; hard Fl nished
and handsomely decorated house OF s rooms,
with bath and hot and cold water; price only
$500 Just think OF only $780, $1,000 less
than it cost.
end Groom cottage and bath, renting for
T14 month. Price only 1880.
3rd A good level lot 3ox14S, 5000
4th-A good level lot 30x14S, $3.50.
Terms on the above to suit buyer. Now is
your chance OF u lifetime.
]. W. BROWNING,
1i2la n. Main. 24tf
The herald., 1895-01-30
PIANOS.


NOR RGAINS-SrANDAED Up
j right piano slightly used. T265. Hand
some lvers d POND piano, snap bargain, not
much used, r2So; worth 1900 Largest size
cabinet grand iano, . pedals, walnut case
fine tone, 1910, cash or insallments. KOHLER
e. Gil ASE, 553 >. Spring ST.
The herald., 1895-01-30
UNMt.M ANp OrREN nArHs.

NEW MANAGEMENT OF THE HANNAH
~ Commencing Jan. 9TH, the ladies' depart
ment OF the baths Will have two attendants
and viii he open from 3 am, to pm; Sun.
days, a. m to l IN. everything neat and
Gle IA, geutlemen's department open day aud
night, except sunday afternoon; electricity
and massage given at baths and private
houses physic ian consulted free BROOKS,
$50 y Nufb'et -
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90
VA X. COWAN, MGR THOs. u. B.NARNEN.
w coast agt. for Rambler bicycles Tele-
phone 1851 AT :. Spring IT,
DICNcLE, BUGGY AND L1yERY-E. MOAT.
ID business removed 10 222 4. second 81
The herald., 1895-01-30


DERSONAL-THE SISTERS or CHARITY
i of los Angeles orphan asylum wish to as
cei tain the whereabouts of the parents of
Paulina Garcia, about + years old. who has
been an inmate of the asylum for one year.
SISTER JOSEPHINE 90
The herald., 1895-01-30
EXCURSIONS.

~.
BURLINGTON ROUTE EXCURSIONS, PER-
ID sonally conducted. leave Los Angeles every
Wednesday via Southern Pacific, Denver and
Rio Grande and Burlington route for Chicago,
New York, Boston and other eastern points;
upholstered tourist cars with all conyeniences
See any Southern Pacific agent or write to I. II.
DUZAN, 222 $. Spring ST., Los Angeles, Cal.
DHILLIPS' PERSONALLY CONDUCTED EX-
i cursions, via southern Pacific, Rio Grande
and Rock Island routes leave Los Angeles
every Tuesday, cross the sierra Nevadas, pass
the entire Rio Grande scenery and make 10
hours stop at Niagara Falls, all by daylight.
Also via the southern route, E. Paso and Fort
Worth, every Thursday. Office, 1875 s. spring
street
IUDSON'S POPULAR EXCURSIO NS--EVERY
81 Monday over the Rio Grande Western and
Denver and Rio Grande railways; scenic route;
personally condueted; newly upholstered
cars through to Chicago. New York and Bos-
ton. Finest equipment, best service quick
time. Office 2l2 s. Spring st.
The herald., 1895-01-30

DELL 4 sABlcHI, REAL ESTATE AND
- insurance agents. noney loaned al Six
The herald., 1895-01-30

EOR SALE--10 ACRES IN THE BLUE RIB.
II bon orange belt at Duarte: between and
acres set out to best varieties OF oranges:
more than two-thirds full bearing; shares in
the best writer right in southern Californ a;
small hou's; one of the best sites for ahome in
the San Gabriel valley; magnificent view; Just
ersy. Address OrHEMAN STEVENS, this Of
fee IL 6tf
The herald., 1895-01-30

A TRENTON, EXEMPTS-ALL MEMBERS
IN of the exempt Volunteer Fire.
men Associa ion arc requested 10 assemble on
Thursday at o Il. m. sharp. corner First and
Main streets to attend the fun. raj of orr late
fellow member, ex-Chcf NJ. Il. Curran By
order J, kUhRIS, President.
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n.EMRsumAuM nnnnh.

pATL kONNE- MANUFACTURER PIPES
y and canes, German sport pipes, German
cigar and cigare &c holders in meerschaum
and welzel wood. Meersehaum goods re-
paired. 256 south Bro ldwny.
The herald., 1895-01-30

NOTICE-THE Los ANGELES CITY WATER
IN company will ,trictly enforce the follow
ing rules: Tie hours for shrinking are be
tween and 4 o clock I'm. and and O'Clock
pm. For a violation of the above regulation
The water Will be shut off and q fine OF 81 will
be charged before the water will be turned on
again.
The herald., 1895-01-30

PHOTOGRAPH pANEoRs.
n r. WAITE, OH WEST FIRST ST, Los AN
We seies Cad yloHs made to order guaran-
teed Largest assortment 5. California views.
photos, ANY SIZE, ~. PLAZA GALLERY.
EOIH TiN1iPIs, INCEST FINISH, csc;
I e92lneis. ~ do2: NJ The tent. upper Main st
The herald., 1895-01-30

TTNION LOAN COMPANY LOANS MONEY
- on all kinds OF collateral security, watches
diamonds jewelry seals kins and furniture in
lodging and boarding houses. and on pianos
without removal; private Office for ladies'
room 1l2; business confidential. CLARK A
SHAW, manager, rooms Ill and 1l2, stimson
hlOpk
The herald., 1895-01-30


L NOW THYSELF-INDIVIDUA INSTRUC-
N ton in the law OF Divine Healing; treat
ment included MRS. ALLIE MAY WOODS,
4l7 S. Broadway, Los Angeles, Cal. Room 9.
Hours: Tuesday a1d Friday, 10 to II a. IN. and
] to 3 p. IN. %
I TT NJ f. RAYMOND MD. LADY PHYsI-
IL cian diseases of women and childred
specially. Once and residence, 25il S Main
St.. Los Angeles; telephone 1872 west; Office
hours TO pm.
NOTICE-K. D. WISE, NJ. D., OFFICE 225 s.
~ Spring ST. office hours from to 10 n. m,
and l to p. m diseases OF women special
ty; graduate OF jefferson medical college,
Phi iadeiphia.
MRS. DIR. ]. II. SMITH, SPECIALITY. MID
lV9 wifery. Ladies cared for during confiue-
ment al 727 Bel evue ave. Calls promptly at
tended to. Telephone l119.
HYGEIA TREATMENT FOR ALL DISEASES;
III most successful method: no drugs; has
cured hundreds; consultation free J. T.
FUTILE, 643 s. Broadway.
The herald., 1895-01-30

Why don't you try Boyd & higgins for any
thing in the real estate line. We have lodg-
ing houses cheap, oil lot leases, etc. We make
a speciality of inside property. call and sea
The herald., 1895-01-30

LNIsKS & HUNT,
II 424 slimscn Building. Telephone 26i
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L'OR sALE-ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A
II perfect home at n sacrifice? Here are two
owners must sell; going east to reside S-room,
2-story colonial house, finished in fancy hard
woods; every convenience and comfort heart
could wish rich in detail; elegant grounds;
southwest; price $1,000; less than half cash,
balance low into est. MEEK1Ns & SHERWOOD,
1897 S. Broadway. 30-3l-3
The herald., 1895-01-30

4 7 THE bPDOWETL DREsSMAKINO ACAD-
"A emy Indies are tuught to become compe-
tent cutters and filters, and prepared to do
hrst-class work, Patterns cut to order 1881
S. broadway.
D AIDES THAT LIKE TO WEAR FIRsT-CLAsS
Il fitting dresses call at Ia 5. Main St.
Dresses made from "a Up. MRS STOLTEN-
BEkG-WOITEE
The herald., 1895-01-30

Dogs AND GIRLS AID SOCIETY OF LOS
ID Angeles. Pursuant to law, notice is here
BY published that the following named aban-
doned children and half orphans, have been
received since sept 30. S94, with
ception, Louisa Vsrrella tfemsle, 10 years old.
dark hair and eyes, May 70. 1894, (since aban-
doned.) Adolf koIniriz, Abandoned (msle)
years old, blue eyes, cross .yed, dark hair. Oct.
IL, 1894. Artemeria Monies (female) half or
phaii 2 years old, November "a, 1894. MRS.
H. A. WATSON, Supe rintendent
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1895-02-15
Platinum and Gold.

Popular opinion concerning the great
value of platinum is largely at fault,
says an exchange. One frequently
hears the statement that platinum is
more valuable than gold. Nothing
could be further from the truth. Pure
platinum is worth about IS an ounce.
In recent years it has been as low as SO
an ounce. Once, owing to a specula-
tive corner, it reached the top figure,
ST., but it soon fell baek to normal.
Pure gold the world over has a never
varying value of $2067 an ounce.
About three tons of platinum are an
nually consumed in this country in the
manufacture of incandescent electric
lamps and for similar purposes. Al
least another ton is used in the manu-
facture Of artificial teeth.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1895-02-15
Uncle Sanl,s Farm.

The following are the numbers of
miles in each State and the Territories:
Alabama, 52,250 square miles
Alaska, 577, 800; Arizona, 113, 020;
Arkansas, SO, $50; California, 1853, $50;
Colorado, 1913, 925; Connecticut, 1890;
Delaware, 2050; District of Column
bia, seventy Florida, 5S, $50; Georgia,
59,475; Idaho, $4,000; Illinois, &c.,
$50; Indiana, 36,35O; Indian Terri
tory, 81, 400; Iowa, 56,O25; Kansas,
2,O8O; Kentucky, 40, 400; Louisiana,
4S,72O; Maine, 5000; Maryland,
1920; Massachusetts, 1915; Michi-
gan, 5S,915; Minnesota, 1896;
Mississippi, $3.50; Missouri, SO, Ais;
Montana, LAG, $50; Nebraska, n, $40;
Nevada, s11O, 700; New Hampshire,
1905; New Jersey, 1915; New Mexico,
152, $50; New York, 1910; North
Carolina, 62, $50; North Dakota, TO-
1876; Ohio, Al, O60; Oklahoma, 80, $50 ;
Oregon, SO, O3O Pennsylvania, As, 215 ;
Rhode Island, 1850; South Carolina,
80, $40; South Dakota, II, $50 Tennes-
see, 42,050; Texas, 265, $50; Utah,
4,67O; Vermont, 1865; Virginia, AZ,
$50; Washington, $3.50; West Vir.
ginia, "a, $50; Wisconsin, 5000
Wyoming, 1880. The total area OF
the United States is 1902, 800 square
miles. New York Dispatch.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1895-02-15
Her Idea of Wealth.

"My idea of great wealth, " said the
observing girl, els having money
enough to buy candy by the box in
stead Of by the bagful.
cit just makes me angry" she went
on, "to go into a confectioner's store
and say, please give me Is cents
worth of those chocolates, motioning
toward three or four different kinds,
you know, and then hear the girl ask
in that superior way that some girls
have, if I meant 10 cents worth of
each. OF course 1 have to answer,
oh, no, want Is cents worth all
mixed 1t makes me feel SO small
that want to rise upon my toes and
haunt $40 bill and say: 4 guess
you may do me up hree-pouud box
of your SO-cent candy. - Chicago
Record.