New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-22
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

The Gold Dollar saloon. OF Buffalo, said
TO be OF the handsomest drinking places
IN the United States. is 10 be converted
into temperance salon. The proprietor is
tired OF selling liquor. and will be put In
charge Of the enterprise The floor o.,
the place is aid with 81 gold pieces the bar is
studded with SO gold pieces. ;he walls hung
with fine pictures. and il is furnished with 100
incandescent lights
Poor Tr,lby has now got down to the work Of
uring arm in a ten-cent puzzle in which TWO figures
AT .Io YEA iSsSnsr T Th st5ns. 'a% pn|z;e De'hs
Il don't Ike hash.' remarked the muslca'
boarler breakfast 81, is not rhythmcaL"
Maybe not" replied the landlady as her eyes
emitted baleful fire. but you viii always find
one word to rhyme with it, and that word is cash"
There lives in a town not Ear from here in ;acSS
II - AT SkIneateles, a couple who think a good
zeal o. "ach other ana Wnen one lS III the o'her
does everything in the world for her has welfare
NJ long ago ih@ husband Wai taken Ill., ana MS
the house Finally she came across box OF lttle
the box to tell what they we're but as they re-
semhed a certain liver pill. the WIFE concluded
them 10 her hubby regularly and he seemed 10
improve. ABOUT week after. when he had got
over. He gave ycll thar startled tie whole neigh
borhoOd HI. VIE ran 20 him thinking that he
The bottom" She dd he babe her And this
was what she read, Prime Crown Morning Glory
In London the other day. Mr. =. Matthews. aged
seventy-tNo. and Miss Mary Bright, aged eighty
sin. married IL was explained that the
happy bridegroom had been counting the bride for
upward Of twenty-five years. but that their mar
rage delayed because they could not agree on
the question what religious persuasion the children
should be brought up in.
culture-"What did you 10 wiki all your pretty
Easter eggs" asked the Boston ntan;s aunt.
Il gave them away"
Didn't YOU enjoy them?
mo. The coloring was very good hut the draw
ing crude and the ene,, lacked atmosphere So
! gave them TO little boy from NewYork. who
| have no doubt has enjoyed them very much
Washington star
Helpless Victim 10 Hghwayman-There's my
money. but don't suppose YOU want this watch
It's only an oil silver affair.
Highway man--Want il? Certainly l 10. I'm a
bmetal,;.
Paw. what does 1t mean when they say money
1T means" said Mr. BIllus. after rejecting a
moment that II sometimes helps a man that's got
1t to tax little louder than The other fellow"
Does all money talk persisted Johnny.
Then money that can't talk is hush money.
''Er-ah-havent You anything to do? suppos.
iChicago Tribune. mining "'''
1t was objected to Fast Day in Massachusetts
that it meant nothing But apparently Patriots
Day" which takes its place is TO mean a good
deal. FOR instance, an annette club of Boston
exhibited It's patriotism by having rafting
fight OF fifteen rounds between "A gentleman OF
Australia and patriot named Kid Mccoy OF
Tennessee. Other patriots appeared in the ring
ready II necessary, to shed their blood in the holy
effort TO make Massachusetts holiday
Puzzled.-"Mamma, will you come here please7,
asked the athletic girl
What Is II. dear" asked the anxious mother
II have got my bicycle suit and my bathing suit
mixed up. and ! can't tell which is which / don't
see why that foolish tailor ddn't label them '-(In-
dianapo.Is Journal.
Gaggs-The fin de steele bonnet OF the season
doesn't seem TO be larger than "A humming bird
Waggs-Thats true; but IL IL was built In propor-
ton To its bill II ought to be large as an ostrich
Heard In Electric Car.-First Professional Ac
tor-les, = lot OF us are playing Norwegian now
with amateurs. at the Columbia. '
Second dtto-Do you speak Norwegian old cha -
course. Watch mc-Ibsen diXit."-(Boston Tran.
script
The fourth summer session of the School OF An
piled Ethics will begin in Plymouth Mass on July A
and will continue five weeks The Executive Conn
mittee OF the faculty Is Professor H. c. Adams
University OF Michigan; Professor Felix Adler New
York. and Professor c. II. Toy. Harvard University
There are 10 be four departments-econom ethic.
education and history of regions-and in all about
eighty lectures will be given