New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-03-08
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

sono ultra Protestan,s OF Boston are saying that
les Huguenots" is good A p A opera
Please. ma'am" said the cook, I'D like to give
why Mary this is a great surprise. DO you
hope to better YOURSELF $1,000. a..,..r.a Mary
wei. no not exactly that" ans"ered May.
with a blush I'm going TO get married. Unite
tan Register.
The citizens Of New-Salem. Mass. having decided
not 70 change It's name The sprnsheh oh'on
suggests that it might possibly he an improvement.
TO spell the name as one "ord ana p,o"ou
with the accen; on the first syllable. "Newsaiem'
T, would then rhyme with Jerusalem, ana the
change would be a boon TO the poets
J. I. Macadam. the iIlus,rious scotchman who IN
vented the kind OF paving which bears his NAME ,T.c
Is i Sdhor to N nay Sir 04 Waier asked
spond toast. Mr. Macatam rose ana sbe sr , Sir
Waller scott the Colossus OF lteraturew In an an
instant Sir Walter Was on MS ieet, r an Mr. Mac
ADAM tn colossus OF roads"-tfoutn's Companion
nne piece OF wood-carving. about seven 'ee'
high representing woman crowned VIII" 80"
and supposed TO be the figure oil the "l'e % ''
rohn Franklin. who was lost In the Ar'''c .'e' -
dsolaved in Baltimore II Is said to be the hsure-
head OF the old British bark Lady Franklin "h'ch
,,as los, of CAPE Horn a number o. years ago
7, must have drfted about the ocean tor long
limo as II was covered with barnacles when picked
up by an Italian bark and brought TO port
Compensaticn-H That's Mrs GE i'm iCw who T'
asperatingly clever she seems 10 De; ,.L
She~Yes~but how consciously usly'-'runch
pussans evidently believe that while Bishops
have a wide influence and carry great weight there
is no good reason why they should carry IL on
the.r heads The announcement has been MADE
that the Metropolitan OF ka2gn has niUe Oh
aluminium as has also the Metropolitan OF Neil
A u,itre OF aluminium weighs only little more
than a pound while ordinary mitres are muea
heavier.
In ,se5-.you'n 20 just | tell you" said the
husband OF the advanced woman
~ w mean ma. ~" Said her husband: "a have you
understand that wear the skirts IN thls FANNY
Chicago Record
man arose in a Philadelphia prayer -meeting the
,,ber night according TO The Record" and said
that after his first sife's death he proposed mar
rage TO a worldly woman. Afterward he thought
he had erred in not seeking Christian woman
and when his way TO the marriage ceremony
he lifted his eyes to heaven and said: God II you
don't want me marry this woman, strike her
with lightning before reach the church Inc
lightning didn't appear and the ceremony took
place.
No Sign Needed-Peder-Want any PLEASE Shut
the Door signs?
Jimson- Don't need 'em.
Your door hasn't any spring.
People always shut it when they 80 out
I'm tax assessor. They shut It with SIAM
(New Iork-Weeky.
Since 1855 England has acquired the following ,s''
anis In the Pacific: Gilbert group. thirteen isan's'
Ellce group, five islands; Union group 'mes
islands: Kingman. Famine Washington, Palmyra
Jarvis Christmas. Starbuck, Maiden, Nostok, FlhN
penrhyn Du,losa Rule. Coral. Gardner. Johnston
Danger SuwaroG Caroline Islands WINS
! American missionaries. sailors and commerce nave
hoo, familiar in the Pacific islands in the last hail
century. no attempt has been made by the oh''eu
states Government TO annex any OF thehi'
smvtbe-I intend Harry for the bar; would you
s Sn! 'it h,s herinning on such old works as Coke
an5 blackstone? Tompkns-NO | would Degin ~
grounSS,rfs eTompkins~The Ten mmandments.--
1 (I[ate Fields Washington
A big soft drink peoples palace for Chicago -
70 be incorporated. "Our palace" says one OF the
,ncorporators. will not be prudish The only ques-
ton on which we split is tobacco. The clericAi
party said tobacco. but we compromised Oh
cigars 1t will be run hrst-class care regular
free lunch layout which tire walters will take 10 the
tables when ladies are u be served We are III '.'
business to fight the saloons. but We Will not "ueNe
TO the ultra Prohibition enthusiasts II ma
wants an innocent drink that resembles the ola sun
will satisfy him rather than have MN 30 ~ Wv
real saloon down the street
an s eo OF nina mas related to the Listener friend
in Cambridge. may properly be related. nnanes 10
order redhead duck In due time Il came .,o Sd
the table and as it was being carved b S.y classes
by his Ee'sass SssFsrSs" %'Ss "a
/ like 10 see the blood run. Ny son ana , m ZEN
discussion over that duck. lie said srnugh
minutesr' but | insisted that sixteen was shs
and / was right 1t is iless to say thst , ,h
flavor OF the duck was In no way impatsII, his
thoughtful attention OF our host IN s,a nasaried
reputation upon its preparation ana We that
his health I'm our mugs OF musty, ana ssneu asssd
more landlords were not like him week pass n,r
and the thought OF that duck sill nssrds ordered
minds we hied ourselves to Billys ann o,'csd
another OF the same kind Again II was prouus GER
and again Billy watched the carvhs ,b @ right
/ like to see the blood My son ana , na
discussion that duck. He SAID twenh.' ard
minutes" but | told him twenty was enough sA'~
/ was right! "-(Boston Transcript