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Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
The Real NIillionaires.

"Ah, Mrs. Ray, delighted to see you
How are you spending the summer?'
"Oh, delightfully."-, thanks. We rented
our Lakeside avenue mansion, you know
to our Buttons, who is spending his
honeymoon there"
"Ah, really2 And will you take some
extended tours?"
"Oh, no. We have SO many obligations
this summer that we couldn't possibly
think of wandering far. You see, our
cook has saved SO much in our five years
service that she was able to buy position
in the swell Four Hundred of New York,
and we are just back from spending a
month with her at her Newport cottage"
"Really? And now where?"
"Well, for July we We're the guests Of
our butler, who has a magnificent man
sion at Saratoga. For August we intend
to accept our chambermaid' hospitality
over in Paris"
"Your chambermaid in Paris!"
"Oh, yes. You see, she saved enough
while in our service so that a French count
married her for her money
"How wonderful! And then?'
"Well, September will be divided up be-
tween our coachman, who has villa at
Narragansett, and our head groom, who
has country house at Richfeld. tell
you, it's great privilege to know the
swells and be on good terms with the lead
ers of fashion and form.
Eyes. And what delight it must be
to you to know that you have made so
many millionaires in your lifetime, al.
though you yourselves can never hope to
be rich. 1t somehow compensates after
all for the everlasting problem of the serv
ant question. New York World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
His Idea.

A trio were sitting on the postoffice
guard rails last night telling stories. One
Of them related this: II know Of fellow
who had spent a very quiet life in the
country and had never been to the city.
Coming into little money, he suddenly
developed a desire to be sport and imme-
diately departed for the city.
SIT was his habit after arriving to
lounge around the corners in the central
part Of the city, and he naturally heard
the gilded youth talking about the amount
of money they spent.
"'Say, had a great dinner last night,
he heard one say, and it cost me $2O.'
"Many other remarks like this he heard,
and the rustic sport decided to get into the
swim too. He made up his mind at once
to get an expensive dinner, not realizing
that the most Of the money spent by the
boosters he had overheard had been for
wine.
Walking into a swell restaurant, he
called the waiter over.
"'Say, look here, said he, I want an
expensive dinner like the rest of the
bloods. Bring me $40 worth of ham and
eggs. "-Philadelphia Call.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
HE SLEPT.
AMI Yet He Was Wider Awake Than the
Conductor Supposed.

AMI Yet He Was Wider Awake Than the
Conductor Supposed.
"What station was thatP" demanded the
passenger in the rear seat, suddenly rous-
ing himself, Strengthening up and project
ing his voice through the dimly lighted
car.
The conductor, who was coming down
the aisle, stopped and held his lantern
close to the speakers face.
''It was Bragdon," he replied "Ain't
you the man that wanted to get off at
Smallville?"
II am" rejoined the passenger. II
asked you to wake me up when we got
there, and you said you would"
II did wake you up.
"Oh, you did, did you? How far have
we gone past Smallyille?"
"Fifty-five miles.
"And you walked me up? Strange l
didn't know anything about it'
'I shook you, called out the name Of the
station and you said All right and
reached for your hat supposed you were
wide awake Several passengers got off
there and took it for granted you were
one of them"
SWELL, wasn't. I'm pretty hard to
wake up. You ought to have been sure
about it. had friends waiting for me at
the station. It'll make an awful muss. I
wouldn't have had this happen for ST.
OOOp'
"You can telegraph them, can't you?"
II suppose can. What's the next sta
tionP"
"Flaxwood
"Does the next train back stop thereS"
eyes"
"Well, you give me a note to the con-
ductor, can't you, telling him to pass me
back to Smallville? It's as little as you
can do. It wasn't my fault that I got
carried past"
The conductor scribbled few lines on a
piece of paper and handed it to him.
"We're coming to Flaxwood now," he
said, looking at him sharply. "Are you
sure you're awakeS"
"I'll get off here, anyhow" responded
the passenger, grabbing his valise and
starting for the door, whether I'm awake
or not"
As the train pulled out of Flaxwood the
brakeman standing on the rear platform
of the last coach heard voice calling out
in the darkness:
"Hello, old fellow! I was afraid you
wouldn't be here to meet me. l came all
the way on so cent ticket. There's more
than one way to beat railroad, b'gosh p
Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25

Healthy, happy children are those whose
mothers have been, and are, healthy. The
best intentioned woman in the world will
fall short of her duty to her children If she
is worried and wearied with weakness and
sickness. Most all irritable women are
sick women. Most all melancholy, istless,
languid women are sick women. Every
woman who will take the trouble to notice,
will find that at certain fixed periods she IS
nervous, cross, irritable and despondent.
ANY irregularity makes the conditions
worse. Even a we'll woman is less amiable
than usual at these times. What can be
expected from a sick woman!
When every movement is dreary drag,
when the nerves are all on edge In SYM
pathy with the particular ones Affected
when it seems that death were very much
preferable to living-what can woman DO
for her children then? :,
It is every woman's duty to be well ana
healthy. There is no reason why she
should be otherwise if only she will take
proper care Of herself and take Dr. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription when she needs it:
This celebrated remedy has been used in
the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute
at Buffalo, N. Y, of which Dr.. Pierce is
Chief Consulting Physician and specialist,
for over 20 years. Thousands of women
have been cured by it and hundreds have
written grateful letters.
Some of these letters are embodied IN a
1000 page book, profusely illustrated, called
"The~ Peoples Medical Adviser" which
will be sent on receipt of 81 cents in one
cent stamps, to cover postage and packing
ouly, by WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL
ASSOCIATION, 663 Main ST., Buffalo, N. T.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25

A Boston man travelling through the
south was obliged to stop over in small
town where there was but one hotel, at
which the accommodations were hardly to
be called elaborate.
When the colored waiter brought his
dinner Mr.. C. found that he was to have
roast beef, stewed tomatoes, corn, peas,
potatoes and coffee, the vegetables served
in the usual stone china canoes.
Presently he said to the waiter "Dick,
pass the spoons"
The waiter rolled his eyes in genuine
amazement
tSpoons, sab! What yo' want with the
spoons? There's yo' spoon in yo' corn. ?"
Youths Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
Notice..
To all whom it may

To all whom it may concern:
Notice is hereby given that, pursuant
to an order of the district court within
and for the county of Santa Fe, and terri
tory of New Mexico, directing the issue
of commission to take the depositlons
of the following named witnesses: Fran
cisco Romero, Jesns Narvais, Ambrosio
Ortiz, Ascension Silva, Antonio Jose Sill
va, Valentln Montoya and Antonio Ortiz y
Salazar, the testimony of whom is to be
taken relative to who were and are the
heirs and lineal descendants of Domingo
Romero, one OF the grantees Of the Mesita
de Juana Lopez grant, situate, lying and
being IN the county of Santa Fe, territory
of New Mexico, the Cerrillos Coal & Iron
Company will on the 9th day .of Decem-
Der, A. D. 1895, at the Office of Robert @.
Gortner, notary public named in said
order, as the person before whom such
dispositions shall be taken, proceed to
take the dispositions Of the witnesses
herein named.
CERRI1Los COAL & IRON COMPANY,
By R. E. TwIToHELL,
Attorney and Agent.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
NEW FAST LIMITED TRAINS.

"California Limited" mo. 81 and "Chi-
caRo Limited" mo. ~ run solid between
Chicago and Los Angeles. These are
strictly limited trains and carry only pas.
sengers who pay full first class fares.
Equipment consists of magnificent vesti-
buled Pullman Palace Sleepers, Dining
Cars and Free Reclining Chair Cars.
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS.
Trains number and carry Pullman
and Tourist Sleepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, El Paso
and City Of Mexico. Dining Cars be-
tween Chicago and Kansas City. Free
Reclining Chair Cars between Chicago
and La Junta. West of Kansas City
meals for these trains are served at the
famous Harvey Eating Houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made in Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs aud other principal
stations on the "Santa Fe Route" with all
lines diverging. For further particulars
call on any agent Of the "Santa Fe Route"
or the undersigned.
II. 3. LUTz, Agent, Santa Fe.
q. T. NICHOLSON. q. P. A., Chicago
City Ticket Office, First National Bank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
AvisO.
A todos quienes concierne:

a bOuOo Y uIoHoo ooAOAOAA0.
Por esta SO da aviso que de conformi-
dad con una order de la corte de distrito
en- por el condado de Santa Fe, y terri
torio de Nuevo Mexico, dirigiendo la au-
torizacion de una comision para tomar
las declaraciones de los siguientes testi-
gos nombrados: Francisco Romero, Je-
sus Narvais, Ambrosio Ortiz, Ascencion
Silva, Antonio Jose Silva, Valentin Mon
toya Antonio Ortiz y Salazar, el testi-
monio de quienes SO tomara con referen-
cia a quienes eran los herederos y descen-
dientes lineales de Domingo Romero, uno
de los mercenados de la merced de la Me-
sita de Juana Lopez, situada y ubicada
en- el condado de Santa Fe, territorio do
Nuevo Mexico, la Cerrillos Coal & Iron
Com pany, el dia 8 de Diciembre, A. D.
1895, en- la oficina del notario publico,
Robert G. Gortner, nombrado en- dicha
orden de ser la persona delante de quien
go tomaran dichas declaraciones, SO pro-
cedera tomar la declaration de los tes-
tigos aqui nombrados.
CERR1LLos Coal & IRON COMPANY,
Por r. E. TwIToHELL,
Abogado y Agente.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
Excessive Flattery.

A prince went to inspect rare colleo-
tion Of books in little town. The mayor
accompanied him. To his great amaze
ment the prince discovered that all the
books were placed on the shelves the
wrong way about.
"What made you arrange them In that
fashion?'
IT could not permit the volumes to turn
their backs on your highness. LA Tri-
buna
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
All Upset.

What's the home a-c0min tor
Things all upside down,
Husbands doin housework,
Wives a-doin the townl
Women wearin boomers,
Girls a-ridin bikes,
Men a-wringin dish rags
Ever see the Nkesf
what's the country comm tof
Men amt got no sayl
Females runnin politics.
Caucusin all dayl
Women wearin bloomers,
Girls a-ridin bikes,
Men a.peelin onions
Ever see the likesf
What's the world a.oomin to,
Poverty or richest
Men dressed up in petticoats,
Women got the breeches,
Women wesrin boomers,
Girls a-ridin bikes.
Mem a.makin baby clothes
Ever zee the likesi
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
That Was What He Meant.

Mr.. Snaggs s-Miss Bellevue is short in
her accounts-that is, short for woman.
Mrs. Snaggs-I'd like to know why q
woman is less fitted than a man to occupy
position of trust, Or why she should be
more likely than man to be short in her
accounts?
Mr.. Snaggs-I didn't mean that there
was anything wrong with her bookkeep-
ing, but that she was not as verbose as
most women in telling story or narrat-
ing an anecdote, Pittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
The Cheerful Idiot.

"Why," asked the new boarder, "why
do you say that there is semblance be-
tween riding bicycle and sailing boat"
Because, said the cheerful idiot, "be-
cause you lose the wind when you get on
the wrong tack"
Every one with the exception Of the
boarder who wore hloomers looked sad
indianapolis Journal
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
He Understood.

The young man had asked for horse
that was gentle and safe.
As he drove out Of the stable the livery
man said, "The spring on the right side
of the buggy is the stronger" and the
young man blushed until his ears looked
like a sunset In a chrome. Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
He knew.

The company" was asked to take an
other roll.
II cannot" she replied. Really, I
don't know how many I've eaten already" :"
Li:tle Johnnie (eagerly)-I do. You've
ate seven. I've been counting Boston
Ira ascript.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25

Messrs. G. F. Moore & Co., Newberg,
Ore, say: "We sell more of Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy than all Others put
together, and it always gives satisfac-
tion." Mr.. ]. F. Allen, Fox, Ore, says:
81 believe Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
to be the best have handled" Mr.. w.
H. Hitchcock, Columbus, WASH, says:
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy sells we'll
and is highly praised by all who use It,"
T or sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25

Sore throat. Any ordinary case may
be cured in one right by applying Cham
berlain's Pain Balm as directed with each
bottle. This medicine is also famous for
its cures of rheumatism, lame back and
deep-seated and muscular pains. For
sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25

There are many good reasons why you
should use One Minute Cough Cure. There
are no reasons why you should not, if in
need of help. The only harmless remedy
that produces immediate results. New
tons drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25

Acts at once, never fails, One Minute
Cough Cure. A remedy for asthma, and
that feverish condition which accom-
paries severe cold. The only harmless
remedy that produces immediate results.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25

A. G. Bartley, of Magic, Pa. writes: I
feel it duty of mine to inform you and
the public that De Wits Witch Hazel
Salve cured me of very bad case of &C.
zema. 1t also cured my boy of run
ming sore on his leg. Newton's drug
otCra
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
Whenever I washed dishes,

Whenever I washed dishes,
With common soap, she said,
1t always used to chap my hands
Till they were rough and red.
How is it, then, I asked her,
That now your hands don't show,
A sign of toll, for they seem soft.
And look as white as snowf
Well, this, replied the housewife,
Is how the matter stands;
NY husband finds that soapsuds
Are good for equity hands.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25

Nuwed-According to you, ! never told
you a single truth before we were married.
Mrs. Nuwed-Oh, George, you weren't
quite SO bad as all that. Don't you re-
member you always used to say you were
unworthy of me9-Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
The Worlds Fair Tests
showed no baking powder
20 pure or so great ID lesvs
ening power as tho Royal

The healing properties Of De Witt's
Witch Hazel Salve are we'll known. 1t
cures eczema, skin affections and IL sim
ply perfect remedy for piles. Newton's
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
Effective Oct. Is, 1895. |

Connections with main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creede, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salda with main lire for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. @. R. R., for
the gold camps of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Dem
yer with all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers leaving Santa Fe
at a. m. take supper at Alamosa, at
which point through sleeper will be re-
served If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. j. HELM, General Agent,
Santa Fe, N. NJ.
s. K. HOOPER, G. P. A.,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25

It's just as easy to try One Minute
Cough Cure as anything else. It's easier
to cure severe cough or cold with it.
Let your next purchase for cough be
One Minute Cough Cure. Better medicine; !;
better results; better try it. Newton's
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
The girl had been to college,

The girl had been to college,
Had learned to run and jump;
OF fencing she had knowledge,
With boxing gloves could thump;
Gould throw ball with any,
Or pull good stout oar;
In fact, had feats full many
Not know to girls of yore,
And when on her vacation
They asked her to make bread
She scorned the invitation,
But chopped the wood instead.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
Her cheeks are red, her eyes aAame


She's hanging her head as though with
shame,
And I think that she's been kissed.
One big puffed sleeve is pressed quite fiat,
There's small red mark on her wrist,
There's singular tilt to her turban hat,
And think that she's been kissed.
So, Cupid, get your ledger and pen
And put one more on the list.
It's the proper thing to do, sir, when
Another girls been kissed.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25

Say, why don't you try De Wits Little
Early Risers? These little pills cure head
ache, indigestion and constipation. They
are small, but do the work. Newton's
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25

Nothing SO distressing as a hacking
cough. Nothing so foolish as to suffer
from it. Nothing so dangerous if allowed
to continue. One Minute Cough Cure
gives immediate relief. Newton's drug
store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
BOOK WORK

We are the best equipped establishment
in the whole southwest for this line of
work, and our unequalled facilities
enable us to turn out work at the
lowest possible figures.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25

Turnip, buckwheat, eggplant,
Pumpkin, apple, beet,
Cabbage, bean, tomato,
Squash, potato, wheat,
Barley, cauliflower,
Damson, grape and pear,
What a sea of color
Floods the county fair!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
suNBEAMs.

Shall I sing Ben BoltS she asked him,
It happened his name was Ben;
He never stopped to answer,
But bolted there and then.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25

1t is truth in medicine that the small
est dose that performs a cure is the best.
De Wits Little Early Risers are the
smallest pills, will perform cure, and
are the best. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
BL-AN KS

We carry full and complete line Of all
Legal Blank, including those required
by the Brand Law enacted by the
last legislature.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25

understand you are playing the races,
said the employer. We cannot permit
that, you know.
But am on the inside, explained the
clerk. always win-nearly.
That's just what we are kicking on.
First thing we know, you willhave enough
money ahead to feel that you want .
raise of salary.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25

Pure blood means good health. De
Wits Sarsaparilla purifies the blood,
cures eruptions, eczema, scrofula and all
diseases arising from impure blood. New
toms drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25

Mrs. W. B. Meek, who resides at Camp
tonville, CAL, says her daughter was for
several years troubled at times with se-
we're cramps in the stomach, and would
be in such agony that it was necessary to
call in physician. Having read about
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy she concluded to try it.
She found that it always gave prompt re-
lief. 1t was seldom necessary to give the
second dose. "It has not only saved us
lots of worry and time," she says, "but
also doctor bill. 1t is my opinion that
every family should have bottle of this
remedy in the house." For sale by Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
Xantippe said to Socrates,

Wherever you may roam,
You'll find don't make such faces please
That there's no place like home.
Said Socrates, with mocking mirth,
If there's no other spot
just like this hades upon earth,
thank the Lord there's not.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
Surprised the Waiter.

''Can't fool dis chile. New York
World
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-11-25
Three Classes Of Men, :

illustrated, is sent free. sealed. by mail upon
Or or cid Slaan suffering the slightest weakness
should read II. 1t will show On caay, sure
nn0 speedy way 70 regain Dt<ene1m ana
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-05-25
5-2i-4w.

TRUSTEE AND COMMISSIONERS SALE
Il valuable real estate.-By virtue of a deed OF
trust dated the 10th day OF June, 1880. from W.
and L. Blair DR., To Thos. w. Miller, trustee. Ia
secure to Jno. Mccarthy aud Katherine Riley, the
aeot mentioned therein anu also by virtue OF a
decree entered by the corporation court for the
CITY OF Roanoke at the March, 1895, term thereof
IN the chsncery cause therein pending, styled Nc.
Carthy and Riley vs. W. and l.. Blair, Jr and
others, will on SATURDAY, THE 25TII DAY
OF MAY, 1873, AT 10 O'CLOCK NJ, proceed in
'front.' OF the courthouse in the city OF Roanoke
va, TO cell at public auction to the highest bid.
der all that certain parcel OF land lying in said
city and described as follows:
Beginning at point on the west side of Roa
nose street 1907 feet north of Walnut street,
thence north 10 degrees west $50 feet TO an alley
thence with said alley north degrees 50 minutes
east 50 feet TO point, thence south 20 degrees
cast lou feet TO Roanoke street, thence with said
street eouth degrees Is minutes wcet so feet to
place Of beginning. "
this land. o VIZ
TERMS-Cash as to enough to pay costs OF
suit and sale. taxes and debts decreed in eaid
cause to be paid to Mccarthy s. Riley and TO
Dennis, Trnitt u Co., Appropriated a, CTS 90.
ana the residue on credit payable in equal install.
an Sn os III one ana Two years respectively from
day OF sale. THos. w. MILLEB,
trustee and Commissioner.
Bond as required by decree above mentioned
mas been given with approved security.
f@itds 5. s. BROOKE, Clerk
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1895-05-25

TRUSTEES SALE-wHRREAS A CERTAIN
y deed lee; OF trnst was executed by James E.
Ghann and Nora S. Chafiin, his wife, to George
QS93l. eighteen hundred and nnety.two, and re
corded in the clerks Office of the Hastings Court
deed book 50 page IS, u, secure the perrormsn "a
OF certain conditions and payments specii ed in y
e ehsain bond executed by the said james E.
payment OF 800 to the National Mutual Building
and Loan Association, OF Now York in
and WIN Whereas sssir cs s ss9
Feet has resignedthe eaid tfnst, and the Judge of
she CogFt for the City OF Roanoke, Viz
McGehee as trustee in the place and stead Of
Teorge d. Feet trustee after legal notice rs pro.
nueu oy siatnte, al the parties In interest ana
whereas default has been made in the payments
ana conditions mentioned in said bond m d deed
IN n us n ,or more than three months and after hay
National Mutual Building and Loan Association
OF Anew f9Ik shall by virtue of said deed, and
public sncton to the highest Sidder 5O 81 june e
iSI, lse5 at IL o'clock m, on the premises, ali
provements thereon. bonded md 6osnr, ine I'm,
follows to-wt: N0o''ioeu ~
Beginning at point on the north side OF Watts
sl ue (Ninth nvennc southwest) three hundred
}pOO) feet east OF Park street, and running thenoe
IN IN westerly direction with Watts street twenty
direction one hundred and thirty ns f.s, ne
a,iey' thence In an easterly direction with said
sey .Wentf ye @ feet to point thence In
N.eStiOH ouo uuuuteu ana thirty lJOl
leot TO the place ofbcginning, and known as the
eastern half of lot number seventeen u71 in seo
ZION , taiTteen S OF the Lewis addition to the said
IEkM;: Cash sufficient to pay all costs of en-
ecuting this trust including a Dom mission To the
trustee, and to pay on said bond with arresrase
que thereon, Amounting to seven hundred and
iot one dollars and reventydve cents as Of May
aSo, anu the balance, IL any, IN one and two
equa! annual lustalments, due In twelve ana
l,wentyfonr months with interest thereon from,
e ea me purchaser executing negotiable notoa
trust on the property sold %
ol-tds, JUNlUS McGEHRE, Trustee.