The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1895-12-27
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TIE BRANDING sra.o,
What is that mighty ru.A,.,
IN In the grass. "a tss
And crashin, H..
and pear; :" We cia,us
a riain' like a whitlv,ra
tangled mass; y : rrpt,
a'r' '"''' those '''A 'plsA i !
round ur johnnie Bn,, .O"la ~ I
'"eres no need to build a..
all. navy nov !,
i"eF re goin' to sling ths,r
give mighty pun " '~".u VI
ANA jerk the lions ta,, I,
lhere's not colone, ,r,,.
they do not care a red e. Y
az, VI , e'n,cs- parliamentary ruiz, |. .
Dui lhey're soin' to tie tho W.. y " nae
and e't ron his head ~ AN
And brand the Monro. 4.
flank. N'"''ne a Y
A nan with grizzly sho,, ~,
a collar edged with deep brow ~. y !, ~
dropped into a Congress stree ,s,' salii
night a little before midnight ~ NM. W. y
the stove for awhile, and nv. 'a
deeply and said: Vta
me conflict Is inevitable. A,.,..
am slightly past 50 years Of ~ ~
as the tocsin is sounded l nj, =
the front and strike with all N.
OF my arm for my native land ~.
'he last war, for three long years ,,s.t
as private, lieutenant, captain IA M
as colonel, and" ~ A'
Say, colonel" in,erruuea a..
tender. an just hand vol, nv No. NY ~
right now and save talk. I bava u ~
COMPROMISED with four canta,r, si' NY
colonies and two majors tonirh, A y
same termr. What YOU ars go,r, ~ ~ y
foi Is 30 cents with which "a nsc ~
gram TO Cleveland. rendering yo1, - -
and services in the mex, war I M, ~
instead Shoe; Of paper and a stsn,' ~
you can send II by mail. and a ir,rs :
the compronise?"
Il do" said the grizzly man. .Yop =,
SET out the whisky hryt and II nv ,s.ss
doesn' reach Washington In time 4 y
be nobody fault, sir, but yours"
The following are some Of the quests
and answers that will likely occur N 4,
United States civil service examln.iir
In our soon to be established Nata.J
school of diplomacy:
What is your opinion Of our pss
tariff regulations?'
Il think II 1t clears of we will have n,
weather."
What do You think of our torsis. i. !
icy?'
~ think n white tie should be worn s,lr
in the evening"
"ln what respect do you rsnrd d.
eieners as superior to Aniericaasy
"Lct's n and have cigar"
"N hat would you 10 In case an lr.,
can citizen were lnsulted in the counuJ b !
which you are sent?'
"Ref1se to be interviewed
I'm making q speech at a banquet IN
would you refer to he United Sta,ssr
The grand and glorious ciun,ry v.!a
clasps hands across the waters viii Va
sister nation. and extends conyra,ui.sI
on account of the now year Of peax III
prosperity which the Benefcert Ruiz hu
vouchsafed to the Kingdoms and rtslsAs
of the earth"
What do you think Of Grovs cHt
land?"
Excuse me, l must catch hi! srst
car"
AT a large banquet, II your tNrtr
I oh ha in.ttIf tod vnnH e
act2'
Cough dlscreetly and AZ d "
olives"
What is your opinion Of D. HrA
doctrine?'
Say, professor. there's asla'm
ear"
"How do you stand on anansI s4
tions?" III.
Charlie and / have broken our epe
ment," said Houston girl 70 iS w
friend.
"Why, what was the natter
ooh. won't marry a man With nHA
sense as he has. He's the duTsI p''S'
| ever knew. Last night he wa gang
on me and | said, oh. I'm % son Z.
shivering that l Just cant nom .. Ssy
still. and the great big s'uplu 80 ssts''s
got I'M and put more coal on INC n's
"The idiot"
"And now, my boy" said tae ml.
.vou are condemned to die f'f lava
murdered n family with an w
wrecklng two passenger trans ~.
ing great loss of life. Wnst n's'
to lead such a life Of crimeg'
"Readin', sir" 49,. ,,sr
as l expected. The ins t. st'n.. 80 %
in five-sixths OF the horrible ,sinas ll.gs
lure And now. by what form q 81, NH N
were your imp lses first dlreSisssa INV
ruinoHs and debas.ng channel a.. r,r.a
"Readin' in de rollsiols I paSS Is mos, IL
of de dime roNels WIG yn,,h Of the ID.