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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-21
A Trining Correction.

A daily paper published the following
correction Of an article which had ap-
peared in It's columns the previous day:
Yesterday we gave the particulars Of
fire which had occurred in the town Of
Barrie, mentioning the names and sur
name Of the Victims Having obtained
further information, we hasten to rectify
certain inaccuracies in the report Of the
sad event. There were no victims, since
the fire In question never took place. We
may add that the town Of Barrie does not
exist. III Motto per Radere.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-21
Ancient Remedies FOR Hicceugh.

The hiccough seems to be a modern and
dangerous disease, but the ancients knew
1t and prescribed remedies that might now
be tried advantageously Galen recon-
mended sneezing. Aetius approved Of a
cupping instrument, with great heat, to
the breast. Alexander believed In an OK
ymal Of squills. Alsahar8vius made use
Of refrigerant drafts. Rhaxes put his
trust In calefeoients, such a. QUINN, pep
per, rue and the like in vinegar. Rogerius
looked kindly on calefacicnt attenuant
and carminative medicines.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-21

Sore throat. Any ordinary case may
be cured in one right by applying Cham
berlain's Pain Balm as directed with each
bottle. This medicine is also famous for
its cures of rheumatism, lame back and
deep-seated and muscular pains. For
sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-21

The cure of rheumatism has often taxed
medical skill, but its prevention has been
very easy by an occasional use of Sim
mons Liver Regulator. It keeps the liver
we'll regulated, and the system free from
poison. Therein is the secret of health.
II have used it for years for indigestion
and constipation, and also found 1t gives
one relief from a touch of rheumatism"
IN. Hughes, Lordsburg, N. NJ.
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have been serenaded by the night
ingale, proudly said the rose. You
needn't be so stuck up about it, said the
chrysanthemum. guess could get
serenaded, too, if I choose. Oh, You
couldP I'd like to know what would be
sung to you, excepting, possibly, that
song about Get Your Hair Cut.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-21

Messrs. G. F. Moore & Co., Newberg
Ore, say: eve sell more of Chamber.
lain's Cough Remedy than all others put
together. and it always gives satisfac.
ton" Mr.. j. F. Allen, Fox, Ore, says
Il believe Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
to be the best have handled" Mr.. W
H. Hitchcock, Columbus, WASH, says:
"Chamberlain's Cough Remedy sells well
and is highly praised by all who use it,
For sale by Ireland's Pharmacy
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It's now the salesman gazes
With an inquiring eye,
And wonders if she's shopping.
Or if she wants to buy.

There are many good reasons why yen
should use One Minute Cough Cure. There
are no reasons why You should not, if in
need of help. The only harmless remedy
that produces immediate results. New
toms drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-21

Acts at once, never fails, One Minute
Cough Cure. A remedy for asthma, and
that feverish condition which accom-
paries severe cold. The only harmless
remedy that produces immediate results.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-21

A. g. BARLEY, Of Magic, Pa, writes: I
feel it duty of mine TO inform you and
the public that De Wits Witch Hazel
Salve cured me of very bad case of &C.
zema. It also cured my boy of run
ming sore on his leg. Newton's drug
atOr0
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-21

The bride, with averted face, was look
ing through the window into the darkness,
and 1t was easy to see that she was greatly
agitated.
"The worst of 1t u.s." continued the
Judge, "Blake was innocent"
Innocent, you sayp"
Undoubtedly. After his death the real
murderer turned up and confessed. The
boys lynched him before had chance to
try him."
The girl looked steadily through tho
window, and the judge thought that he
heard suppressed sob.
He almost regretted that he had told her
suoh a sad story, but 1t was too late to un-
do the mischief.
"Did you ever find out anything about
Blakes" asked his listener.
"Not very much, I" was the response. II
heard that he belonged to good family
somewhere in the south. He was a splen.
did looking man, not over 80, with pierre
ing gray eyes and hair like gold. His love
of adventure carried him to the frontier,
and when he was tried in my court his
case was badly managed. I believe that
he left wife and child in his old home,
but have forgotten where he lived"
Still the listener maintained her droop-
ing attitude. Apparently she was very
much interested in the story, or perhaps
she was fatigued or i'll.
The judge began to think that the hang
ing episode was not exactly the thing to
tell to a young and tender hearted woman.
"The law occasionally makes u mistake, :"
he said, land this was one. But it is bet
ter for an innocent man to suffer once in
awhile than to administer justice too
loosely. Besides, for all know, Blake
may have been bad man. If his life had
been spared, he might have developed into
the worst kind Of a desperate. The case
has never given me any mental distress
After all, one life more or less is small
matter
Not word came from the shrinking
woman at the window.
The judge grew restless. 1t was very
dull sitting there with pretty bride who
would not talk.
At last he rose and said that he would
60 into the smoking car for few mo-
ments. An old friend was there, he said,
business.
Lis glrA InoreAy Aouueu anu sfsiu soiiie-
thing In a low tone which the Judge con-
strucd into assent.
The solitary traveller remained motion
less Ior some tlme al1er the departure OF
her companion. There were few passen.
gers in the car, and she was not acquaint-
ed with any of them.
A the train rnshed onward through tho
a.rLroes sha o,,;cl l., -, +,,rod hor ,,Ia,, ana
A.. a 90. I IT, ,.,y - $500, ~ - - ~,
.iouo W roi in1nu " vary ~ NV ~ 81.
hazaros. drawing ho1eoook from nor
satchei, she penciled few words ana PIN
ned the paper on the judges overcoat,
which hung over the back OF the seat
just then the train stopped. Inc girl
knew the place well. Twas the junction,
ana at this point she oonid III nall an nour
take train which would carry her pack
to the village where her uncle lived.
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It's Just a. easy to try One Minute
Cough Cure as anything else. It's easier
TO cure severe cough or cold with II.
Lot your next purchase for cough be
One Minute Cough Cure. Better medicine;
better results; better try IL. Newton's
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-21

Judge (gravely): The prosecution
swears that you hit him twice upon the
nose. Have you any denial to make?
Defendant (stoutly): Yis, yer Homer;
it's false. Oh hit him but once upon his
nose. The scond time Oh hit him where
his nose had bin,
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s. K. HOOPER, G.. P. A.,
Denver, Colo.

Nothing 80 distressing as hacking
cough. Nothing 80 foolish as to suffer
from it. Nothing SO dangerous if allowed
to continue. One Minute Cough Cure
gives immediate relief. Newton's drug
store,
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IN Doubt.

He ION tho hotel piasxa) These electric
lights are verv unreliable.
She That's 60. A girl never known
what minute shs's going to be kissed
Lifs.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-21

A bit Of moonlight through the tree;
A word breathed forth so tenderly;
A promise given frank and free;
A kiss-perhaps twas two or three,
A letter found by chance, which she
Preserved. She thought 'twould useful
be.
And now, to see
How trifes wee
May play strange parts in destiny,
Observe that all these things-ah me-
Now help lawyer to fee.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-21

The healing properties of De Wits
Witch Hazel Salve are we'll known. 1t
cures eczema, skin affections and ia sim
ply perfect remedy for piles. Newton's
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-21

Mary had little lamb,
It's tail hung down behind,
And when sweet Mary cut 1t off
II didn't seem to mind.
Why does the lamb love Mary sol
The eager neighbors cried.
Because it's tail is now her boa,
The gossips all replied.
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a won Regulated Town.

"You have fine town here, " said the
visitor to the land boomer.
YOU'RE right, sir, an 80 healthy"
"Indeedl What's the death ratef"
"None at all, sir. We won't let 'ern die
here. Soon as the fever an ague an mea-
sles an rheumatism an the seven year itch
strikes 'em we call meetin O. council an
make em move on. Atlanta Constitu-
k@ov,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-21

Tis now tho callow college youth
Doth make his annual football bets;
He drops five, and then, forsooth,
Talks grandly of his gambling debts
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othello ON tho Road,

Farmer-Hey, yew trampi
Tramp-Excuse me, sir, but me name IL
Othello.
Farmer-How's thets
Tramp Occupations gone - Boston
Courier.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-21

II is truth in medicine that the small.
est dose that performs cure is the best
De Wits Little Early Risers are the
smallest pills, will perform a cure, and
are the best. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-21

De Wits Sarsaparilla is prepared for
cleansing the blood. 1t builds up and
strengthens constitutions impaired by
disease. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-21

Honest Hayseed- me putting wa
ter in my milka Never! I'm not that
kind Of man. alters puts the water in
the pail before I begin to milk.-Texas
Siftings.
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NEW FAST LIMITED TRAINS.

"California Limited" mo. 81 and "Chi-
cago Limited" mo. A. run solid between
Chicago and Los Angeles. These are
strictly limited trains and carry only pas
sengers who pay full first class fares.
Equipment consists of magnificent vesti-
buled Pullman Palace Sleepers, Dining
Cars and Free Reclining Chair Cars.
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS.
Trains number / and carry Pullman
and Tourist Sleepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, Ell Paso
and City of MEXICO. Dining Cars be-
tween Chicago and Kansas City. Free
Reclining Chair Cars between Chicago
and La Junta. West of Kansas City
meals for these trains are served at the
famous Harvey Eating Houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made in Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations on the 'Santa Fe Route" with all
lines diverging. For further particulars
call on any agent of the "Santa Fe Route"
or the undersigned.
II. 3. LUTZ, Agent, Santa Fe.
q. 7. NICHOLSON. q. p. A., Chicago
City Ticket Office, First National Bank
Building.
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If you would have the world to friend
And keep it smiling still,
You must not ever touch it
For its last ten-dollar bill.
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BOOK WORK

We are the best equipped establishment
in the whole southwest for this line of
work, and our unequalled facilities
enable us to turn out work at the
lowest possible figures
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sUNBEAMs.

There are condolences strange
Which man cannot control.
Whenever they hoist the bliz-
zard-fag
They hoist the price of coal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-21

We carry a full and complete line of all
Legal Blank, including those required
by the Brand Law enacted by the
last legislature.
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@j@HaHIa:..l n .2sSsE|lg4
The Door Of Life.

| Inc door OF Lie.
Til e fear Of
pain a II d the
dangers of par
turition fill
many a wonlan's
breast with dis
may. There is
no reason why
1dbirth should he
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RIO OR ANDE & SANTA FE

RIO GRANDE & SANTA FE
Denver & Rio Grande Railroads.
THE SCENIC LINE OF THE WORLD.
Time Table No. SO.
Effective Oct Ii, 1851
The herald., 1895-07-07
Strangely Mixed Marriages.

The two following cases would be diff
other in Australia. Some time ago a mar
riage took place in Birmingham, which
brought about a very complicated state
of family relations. The woman had been
married three times before, and each time
had taken for her husband a wdower
with children.
Her fourth husband was a widower
and, as he had children by his first wife,
who was herself a widow with children
when he married her. the newly married
couple started their matrimonial compan-
ionship with a family composed of the
progeny of eight previous marriages.
Another curious case was that of DIT,
King of Adelaide, widower who mar
ried a Miss Norris. Shortly after the doc
a sister of the doctors wife. Then a
brother of the doctors wife married the
doctors daughter. In other words, the
brother-in-law, and the Doctors daughter
became her step-mother's sister-in-law.
The doctor by the marriage of his son
to the sister of the doctors wife became
father-in-law to his sister-in-law, and the
doctors wife by the marriage of her sis
ter to her step-son became step-mother-n-
law to her own sister. By the marriage
of the brother of the Doctors wife to the
doctors daughter, the doctor became
father-in-law to his brother-in-law, and
the doctors wife became step -mother-in'
law to her own brother. 1t is an unsolved
problem as to what relationship the chill
dren of the contracting parties are to each
other.
The herald., 1895-07-07
i ASHIONS IN NOSES.
A Woman With a Snub Nose at Disad.
vantage.

A Woman With a Snub Nose at Disad.
vantage.
When the century was middle-aged
there was quite a different standard for
noses from that which exists at present.
No face was deemed beautiful that had
not handsome centre feature, like the
epergne that was considered indispensa-
BILE on dinner-tables at the same period.
In the fiction of that date, as we'll as of
many previous years, the heroes had Ro-
man noses or adaptations of the Greek
and British surroundings. Who can for
get Roland Austin's nose in "The Cax-
tons? The herones were supplied with
pure Greek or delicately aquline features,
and would not have been considered fit
for the place had the central feature
turned up in interrogative fashion instead
of down.
That is all altered now. The fashion,
able nose has partaken of the democratic
wave that has passed over society, and is
no longer necessarily of the aristocratic
height that was once admired.
Every nose has its day. A snub is no
longer deemed inane. Since Tennyson
did it such royal service as to deineate
it in poetic verbiage as "tip-tilted like a
flower" it has been rapidly advancing in
favor.
Physiogromists asser' that the shape of
the nose expresses character. If so, the
The herald., 1895-07-07

on the Other hanQ, Sne IS more charming.
She does not consider love as her sole af-
fair, and she does not repeat with Schil-
ler:
20 das sic ewig Grunen bliebe
Die schone Zoit der erste Liebe."
Why?... Because she loves more often
and quickly, and she prefers to repeat
with her own poet:
II knew, knew it could not last;
Twas bright, twas heavenly-but tits
past"
The American woman is generally gra-
cious, elegant, roussie. She is artistic,
refined and cultivated also; she is willing
to look and listen, and oftentimes she
really understands the artistic. There is
no lack of woman painters" but there
is lack of paintings by woman" as in
other countries.
A modern American woman Is charm
ing and almost superior to the majority
of European women. She is more anus
ing, more frank, more funny....and has
infinite variety; she is more serious also.
She likes noise and pleasure; shchiffons
and even love; she likes children, too
but not too many of them.
Her fantastical and Bohemian mind ex-
presses itself in a language which is
practically dead to the ears of stranger.
Between the English language and the
language of the American woman there is
precipice more or less grammatical.
I,
that American Democracy, the pretended
apostles of equality, the Jewelers. of privi-
leges, have finished by establishing in
equality for the benefit of women, by
making her a privileged person and re-
versing the Asiatic conception, have made
her a despot and meE her subjects. (Re-
member that this is the thought Of your
countryman, Mr.. o. Fay Adams, in his
book, "Thc Mannerless Sex.'D
An American woman is always In the
fashion-no matter what she may do-no
matter what the barbarism Of her dress
may be.
The Queen promised to the bride OF
Prince Geraint that she
VIII clothe her for brdals like the sun.
For an American woman every day is
her "bridals." Every day she shines like
the sun; more, the sun does not shine in
the night, while the American is still
prettier in her light evening dress.
"When 1 was about IL years DID," said
young girl to me, II dreamed of re.
ceiving from my papa diamond ring.
sealskin Jacket and money for trip
| to Europe. 1 have the ring and jacket
already, and l expect to go to Europe
| soon
/ In fact, all American girls dream Of
| these three things.
| 1t is from the sources of universal and
| physical beauty that the American wo-
man has drawn her charms. Her father
end mother. united VIXEN young In mar
| rage for love, have transmitted the gifts
| which nature lavishes upon the children
Oh youth and of love. Then, too, 1mml-
| grafton has introduced a new factor, a
| factor which has modified and not de-
| formed the primitive type
| The French, Italian, German, Hiberni-
an blood mingled in her veins with the
blood of the Anglo-Saxon, has tempered
/ Al rI%f
| grace or with languor the settled charac-
teristics which she has inherited from her
ancestors So one can find in this coun-
try nearly every kind Of plastic beauty
The herald., 1895-07-07
Unanimous at Last,

A number of young women were dis.
cussing, in front of the seaside hotel.
one of the gentlemen guests of the same,
"His manners are perfect" ventured one.
"He's rather too Independent, think" !"
came a dissenting opinion; "but he has
fascinating eyes,"
'"They would be much more so II they
were brown instead of blue" asserted
another: "but his figure is splendid"
Don't you think he Is a shade too
stumpy?" asked another critic. II don't
like stumpy men; I do think. though.
that his teeth are very fine."
almost too small for a mans teeth,n
opposed a girl with a big mouth: 'but he
has a nose that a Greek god might
envy"
"Greek enough" remarked another.
"but it lacks character. He would have
a stronger face If his nose were more
Roman. His hair is his most attractive
feature, 1 think, and he can let 1t wavo
about his white forehead beautifully"
"Huh," shifted another objector, land
he's so conceited about 1t. do like hia
forehead, thought
Altogether too 1ow," objected an INTEL
lectual Spinster. "Don't you think he has
fine chin?
ION the contrary, It's coarse" antag-
onized a sweet-voiced maiden, land that
kind of a chin means tyranny, If the
man has a wife who Is at all yielding.
His hands have always pleased me by
their shapeliness."
'"roo much like a woman's," objected
a notwithstanding maid. II think
"What I like about him most" inter.
rupted a stately beauty, sis his million
Of money"
"Isn't it perfectly lovely?'s assented
every girl in the group. with enthusiastic
unanimity.
The herald., 1895-07-07
BEST KIND OF HUSBANDS
The MuSty Chestnut Regarding the
Reformed Rake.
BOOK LOVERS GOOD HUSBANDS,
They Are Always Quiet and Always
Stay at Home
Nights.

OF all the fine cid crusted frauds in the
shape of proverbs which have been handed
down to us, there is, perhaps, none that
has worked more mischief than that dis
reputable old saw which asserts that "a
reformed rake makes the best husband"
Accordingly, in discussing the type of
man who is found to most nearly ap-
proach the ideal husband, we say at once
that we decline altogether to be led by
the nose by the author of this notorious
piece of clap-trap. In praise of rakes,
whether reformed or otherwise, we have
nothing to say, and we shall assuredly
give them no place in the little gallery of
individuals whom experience shows run
matfimony.
As . husband of the good, stay-at-home
sort, there is none to beat the man with
a working hobby. The amateur carpen-
ter, the lover of flowers, the budding
photographer, the proud proprietor of
lathe, and the home artist, have each and
every one qualities which go far to con-
vert a house into a home. The 'lodger
husband" who sojourns under his own
roof-tree are strictly limited to meals and
bedtime, is not a satisfactory institution,
when judged from the wife's standpoint,
and anything which will detain him on
the inside of his front door makes most
effectually for domestic happiness.
Tne man VINO potters about the house
with hammer and saw, and who per-
haps, perpetrat ties atrocities in the way of
bookcases and executes fearful and Won
derfu daubs upon the door panels, or
who may delight in the creation of
geological curiosities in fretwork, is nearly
sure to be a good fellow and good hus-
band. What if he does mend the chair leg
or aftiX the sofa caster with the air of
man designing a public building? 1t keeps
him out of mischief and it keeps him out
of the street. To those girls who are in
the fortunate position of being able to
pick and choose we could give no better
advice than to marry man with
hobby
The lover of books is certainly entitled
to take high rank on the list of good hus-
bands. Fix him in his armchair, give
him his favorite author, and wild horses
won't stir him. If he has a fault, 1t is
that he is sc omewhat taciturn, and does
not find the weather such an absorbing
topic of conversation as the wife of his
bosom would sometimes like. Still, he
finds his paradise at his own fireside, and
the pipe he smokes is the pipe of peace.
A protra cted course of lodgings is
powerful factor in giving a man a proper
appreciation of a home of his own. The
Individual who has been buffeted from
pillar to post, and has learned to eat
cold mutton three times a week, is
most promising candidate for the role of
husband. He is not exacting, he is easily
pleased, and may be relied upon to walk
The herald., 1895-07-07

the baby about at o'clock in the morn
ing without a murmur He has also
learned the priceless lesson of not ex-
pecting too much for his money In fact,
take MIN altogether, he makes an admir-
able third on the list.
Finally, we would commend for marital
honors the youth who has been brought
up with a Ii sc family of brothers and
sisters. The ethics of giving and taking,
which may be termed the b of do
nestle felicity, have been impressed upon
him by his home life. The example of his
father and his mother-for it is note
worthy fact that the parents of quiver-
full are exceptionally fortunate in their
relations one to another-forms an eX-
oellent lesson in unselfishness and self
sacrifice.
We have here given only few in
stances Of qualifications which, observa-
tiOn shows, are likely to develop a good
husband. 1t is nee dless to remark that
they are and must be of general appli-
cation only Good husbands, and, alas.
bad ones, will be found both outside and
| inside the limits we have sketche0