The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-10-02
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= He who hath most of heart knows
most of sorrow.
"A man likes to feel that he is
loved woman likes to be told.
What we need is the ability to
talk with God. Any hypocrite can
talk about him.
- The burden Of one man is bag
of gold, while the burden of another
is an empty pocketbook.
= There is one thing to the, credit
of the devil-he never at any time did
business in his wife's name.
- The ear that is always open to
hear slander becomes common cess.
pool for the neigborhood.
= The American Bible Society
distributed more Bibles in China last
year than in any year during its his
tory.
"Pa, is it right to call man
born in Poland Pole 2" "Of course,
my child" "Well, then, if man is
born in Holland, is he Hole?"
- "What is wisdom ?" asked the
teacher Of a class of small girls. A
bright-eyed little creature arose and
answered, Information of the brain"
Life, as life, never can be who'll
ly right unless it is begun right. IF
you miss the first button hole you will
not succeed in buttoning up your coat, 80
says Goethe.
- Cumso: "I detest Jay Smith.
He tells all he knows" Cawker 1t
is not the chap who tells all he knows
that annoys me most. mo 2"
emo; it is the one who tells all he
doesn't know
= Kinks: "Where did you spend
your vacation ?" Binks: "I didn't
spend it. My wife and daughter
spent everything else I had, and l
thought that I'd better save some
thing"
- Gus: Chow did you happen to
ask her to marry you the first time
you ever met her?" Cholly: ''Well-
aw-you see I had just been intro
duced to her, and I-ah--couldn't
think of anything else to-say."
"Do you find this weather op-
pressive p he asked. eyes," she
replied, "it's very hot and tiresome.
"Would it make matters more endur-
able if I were to propose to you Z"
ooh, yes. Do propose ice cream, soda
water and drive"
A lake containing fresh wator on
top, and salt water on the bottom has
been discovered on Kildin Island,
Lapland. The lake rises and falls
with the tide, and the salt water eyi-7
dently comes from the sea by an un-
derground channel
"You are intoxicated again.
What have you been doing p Drink
ing hot water, as the doctor pre-.
scribed." Nonsense /! that would
never reduce you to this condition.
"Then 1 suppose you will lay it on.
the innocent gin with which flavor
ed the water"
- "What's the matter with you and
Binks (? You used to be very chum-
my ?" eyes. But l found him too
hard to get along with at this time Of
year. When it's hot he says that this,
Internal climate ism fit to live land
when cold wave comes he kicks and
says it unreasonable" ;"
= A rancker in Mason Valley, New,
was leading two spirited horses to wa
ter, and tied their halters together.
They started off in a mad gallop, and
dashed one on each side Of cotton
wood tree. Fhey were broug hG up SO
suddenly that both their necks were
broken.
Doctor: "I would advise you,
dear madam, to take frequent baths,
plenty of fresh air and dress in cool
gowns" Husband (an hour later):
aWhat did the doctor say ?" Wife:
"He said I ought to go to watering
place, and afterward to the mountains
and to get some new light gowns at
once.
- Her Father-The fact is you
could not give my daughter the sur
roundings she has been accustomed to-.
Her Lover-But she and both clear,
ly understand that love. in cottage
is all we shall want. Her Father
And you will expect nothing from me.
Her Lover-No-er, that is, nothing
but the cottage.
- To prevent a second robbery of
his store, Benjamin E. Cross, grocer
at Suffolk, Va, rigged up a heavily
loaded gun, with string from its
trigger to a rear door. After closing
the door and forgetting about the trap
he went back for package and had
his left leg nearly torn from his body
by the weapons discharge. He died
from the loss of blood.
The warning of higher prices this
fall which the retail shoe dealers received
from the manufacturers last spring, as
told in the World of April 80, has come
to pass, and from to-day on the public
will have to pay from 25 to so cents, or
even more, pair for shoes than has been
paid for years past. It will not surprise
the jobbers, so some of the latter say, If
during the next few weeks there Is
further advance. This move, in which
the public is the sufferer, is directly due
to the Leather Trust, which monopolizes
the tannerIes and the sole leather indus
try of the country.-Ne,0 York World.
= The Darlington, Wis, Journal
says editorially of popular patent
medicine: eve know from expert
ence that Chamberlain S Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy is all that is
claimed for it, as on two occasions it
stopped excruciating pains and pos
sibly saved us from an untimely grave.
We would not rest easy over night
without it in the house." This rem
edy undoubtedly saves more pain and
suffering than any other medicine in
the world. Every family should keep
it in the house, for it is sure to be
needed sooner or late. For sale by
Hill Bros.
The Trials or A Country Editor.
Whatever may be the truth or falsi-
ty Of the stories that are told of the
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