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Arizona weekly citizen., 1895-05-04

hioO OA uHCloluou lcbtoIS IoudIuluR in the Tucson postoffice for the week ended April 20, 1895.
 Alvarez, Ramona Msldonado, Encar- Alvarez, Pagulo nacion Ampsro, Rita Martinez, Teodora Balleio, Jesus Martinez, Antonio Bandurraga, Msne1Martinez, Lszara Buens. Petronilla Martinez, Pedro Burrola, Tomass Meisner, W M 6 Castillo, MsximianoMoffat, Rev T c 2 Chase, John Molina, Isidra s de Clark, H A Montgomery, Dave Clauberg, Maria Moore, Chas s Ulendennin. Col D DRMorales, Guadalupe Cushmap, Nellie mulhsttan, Joseph Davis, Refugio Olea, Guadalupe V Dunn, Chas Henry Orosco. Carmen M Erwin, N Ortiz, Manuel Escalante, ,LeopardoOtt, w Feliz, Angelina Pacheco, Cirilo Feliz, Beatriz de Q liguls, Maria 2 Ferris, 0 Ramirez, Refugio Freeman, Geo Ramos, Estanlslao Gamez, Carlota Robles' Serapio Gomez, Delfna P Romero, Franciscs2 ? Gonzales. Maria Romero, Rafael Griggs, Frank Ross, Joe Griialva, Gregorio Ruiz, Loreto G de Gurzo, Manuel Salcido, Refugio A Guest, J E Sanchez, Gumecin- Gutierrez, Agapits do Jesus G GSerns, Reyes M Iolgin, Jesus Smith, J B Jaramillo, BonifaciaSmIth, Jim
 D Stanford, Col, Atty. Jennings, A at Law Kelly John Stearns, Geo E Kramer, E Terrszs, Diohicia Lopez, Isabel Toomey, Dan Lopez, Luiz Trillos, Jesus $ de Llanes, Jesus de, y Walker, William Encinas
 CHAs DEGRoFF,
 Postmaster
Arizona weekly citizen., 1895-05-04
MAY STORMS.
The United States Divided into
 Nine Weather Districts.
The Common Experience of the Com mon People their Best
 Guide.
Copyrighted, 1895, by W. T. Foster.

Copyrighted, 1895, by W. T. Foster. ST. JOSEPH, Mo, April 27-My last
 bulletin gave forecasts of the storm
 wave to cross the continent from 18th to | May 2d and the next will reach to Paclf-
 ic coast about May Sd, west of Rockies
 country by close of 4th, the great central valleys 9th to 7th and the eastern states about Sth.
 This disturbance will average above
 the normal in force and will be much
 like the storm that crossed the conti-
 nent from 9th to 10th of April.
 Heavy rains will occur only in small
 localities and drouth will generally pre-
 vail during the passing of this storm.
 The second storm wave of May will
 reach the Pacific coast about the 9th, cross the west of Rockies country by
 close ot 10th, the great central valleys
 11th to 18th and eastern states about
 14th.
 Rainfall from this storm will be light
 but better distributed than from the
 preceding disturbance.
 Rainfall of May will be much heavier
 in the southern states east of 95th meri-
 dian than in the northern states.
 The warm wave will cross the west of Rockies country about May Sd and 9th, the great central valleys 5th and 11th and the eastern states 1th and 18th. The cool wave will cross the west of Rockies country about May 9th and 18th, great central valleys Sth and 14th and the eastern states 10 and 10th. It is desirable that forecasts should be made local as far as possible and l am gradually bringing my general forecasts of temperature and rainfall to smaller districts. For time l will use in these bulletins nine districts to cover the United States but hope soon to increase the number. North Pacific slope temperature for May will be below, rainfall above nor mal.
 South Pacific slope temperature above and rainfall below. Upper Missouri valley and Manitoba temperature above and rainfall below. Nebraska, eastern Colorado, eastern New Mexico, western Kansas and west ern Texas, temperature above and rain- fall below.
 Upper Mississippi valley and Upper lakes, temperature above and rainfall below.
 Lower Missouri and lower Mississippi valleys, temperature below and rainfall above.
 Ohio valley and lower lakes, tempera- l ture above and rainfall below.
 Tennessee, North Carolina and the
 county south of them, temperature be- | low and rainfall above. Atlantic coast, Virginia north and all | that country east of the Alleghanies, | temperature about normal and rainfall | below.
 Following are about the average tenn peratures in degrees and rainfall in inches of the above named districts for | May.
 PLACES. TEMP. RAIN. Nortb paciGo SlOno 50 20O
Arizona weekly citizen., 1895-05-04
Highest of all in Leavening Power-Latest Govt Report ZaI BakiHs Bs&dss,! ABSOLUTELY PURE
ABSOLUTELY PURE
PROGRAM.

St, Augusttns's School Entertain
 meut.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1895-05-04
Unclaimed Letters.

List of unclaimed letters remaining in the Tucson postoffice for the week ended April 20, 1895.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1895-05-04

PLACES. TEMP. RAIN. North Pacific Slope 90 300 South Pacific Slope 63 LAO Up. Mo. Valley S Manitoba 55- 800 Neb. E. Col. E. N. Mex. etc 64 200 Up. Mis-. Val. and N. lakes 56 300 Lower Mo & lower Mis-. Val 6S 400 Ohio valley and lower lakes 59 400 Tennessee N. c. and south 73 400 Atlantic coast Vir. & north 5S 400
 Brilliant suroras in May will probably be observed near the 4th 18th and 3lst and the severest storms about the same dates. Heaviest rains will occur from
Arizona weekly citizen., 1895-05-04

Orders for home made cake and delicious ice cream promptly attended to at Mrs. Hewitt's. u
Arizona weekly citizen., 1895-05-04

WeICOme. Chorus Recitation. ...." "Doll baby show"
 .JunlOr Girls. Song (round). Hunter. Senior class. Instrumental Duette.
 Dialogue. Una Charada.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1895-05-04
SATURDAY, APRIL 27, 1895
PRICE OF THE CITIZEN.
BROWN, Manager.

Entered at the Postofice at Tucson According 1
 Act ofCongress as 2nd-Class Matter.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23

Highest all in Leavening PowerLatest u Govt Report
R@H!a!!!!! q! RsklHs Rsxass'!
ABSOLUTELY PURE
An Immense Shack.

Antoine Joseph, an old whaling matd
now stationed as cook OF the Cornfield
lightshlp, Essex, Conn.,, hooked the bosd
shark of the season on Wednesday Of
last week. The monster measured from
nose to tip of tail II feet inches, and
weighed about 500 pounds. When Mr.,
Joseph noticed the shark under the
ligbtship quarter. he Immediately got
out the share fishing tackle and baited
the hook with a round of Uncle Sans
mess pork. which Mr.. Shark very quick-
ly made meal of and was towed along,
side of the ship. The gafrs were hooked
on to him and he was hoisted on board.
The slrloin steaks being removed. hs
was cast back into the sea for the Man.
tic parties to take pictures of or soma
imaginative reporter to write up as =
sea serpent
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23
A Question OF Pronunciation

Americans who affect the so-called
English pronunciation of the letter "a"
In words like ASK" pass" and last"
nre so much inclined, especially in Bos-
ton, to overdo the matter that it is well
to reprint the testimony of Baltimore
traveller who took pains while In Eng.
land this summer to observe critically
the usage of cultivated speakers there
on this point. He found in effect that
their "a" was a cross between the "a"
of "ah" and the "a" of "at." He list
ened carefully to the orthoepy of Lord
Chief Justice Russell, Lord Rosebery,
and Lord Salisbury and to that of the
eminent churchmen, and found that no.
where "was there any such broad and
deep pronunciation of words, and espe-
cinlly the letter "a as we generally con.
slider to be the English method" Their
pronunciation was almost identical
with that of good speakers in Baltimore
and New York.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23

A fishing sloop came in this week
bringing with 1t one of the queerest
fish ever seen here. 1t has no head.
tail or under fins. 1t is perfectly round.
thin and fiat. over its back is n row of
almost invisible hairs, which are finely
pointed and evidently poisonous, for ac.
cidentally the man who caught it touch.
ed them with his right hand and the
whole hand and arm are paralyzed
1t is not swollen in the least. nor does
II give him any pain. 1t is simply use.
less, hanging limp and lifeless at his
side. The numbness began in the fin
ger tips and went on up to his shoulder.
Fearing that it will not end there the
man leaves at once for New York
hospital. The men, frightened lest
they would also suffer from contact
with this fish, chopped it in many
pieces. and, shovellng it up, cast 1t in
to the ocean.-Long Branch correspon-
dence Philadelphia Times.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23
A New Kind of Club.

The Broken Plate Club is curious
little association or brotherhood, with
headquarters in small village in the
Department of the Nord, France.
Several years ago party of manu-
facturers and merchants were dining
together when by chance plate rolled
from the table, fell into the fireplace
and broke. Strangely enough, the
number of pieces corresponded ex-
actly with the number of diners.
Upon this circumstance a society was
formed to include only those then and
there present and to terminate finally
on the death of the last member. TIC
each man was assigned piece of the
broken plate.
The men meet and dine each year,
and though no deaths have occurred
as yet in the little association, the un.
written law reads that when each
member dies his piece shall be handed
over to the president, who, one by
one, shall fasten the fragments to.
gether. When every member save
one has passed away, that man shall
add his final bit TO the plate, cement.
ing it firmly in, and shall nave il
buried. New York World.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23
A RIVERS BURDEN.
Areas of Land Transported from Place
to Place by the Mississippi.

The Mississippi has in the course of
ages transported from the mountains
and high land within its drainage area
sufficient material to make 100000
square miles of new land by filling up
an estuary which extended from its
original outfall to the Gulf of Mexico
for length of 500 miles. This river
is still pouring solid matter into the
gulf, where It is spread out in n fan
like shape over coast line of 100 miles,
and is filling up at the rate of 3G2, ,000,-
600 tons year, or six tons as much rs
was removed in the construction of the
Manchester ship canal, and sufficient to
make n square mile Of new land, al
lowing for its having to ill UP the gulf
TO depth of eighty yards.
Some idea of the vastness of this op-
Grafton may be conceived when the
fact is considered that some of this soil
has to be transported more than 5000
miles, and that If the whole of II had
TO be carried In boats at the lowest
rate at which heavy material is carried
on the inland waters of America, or,
say, for one-tenth of n penny per ton
per mile over an average of half the
total distance, the cost would be no less
q sum than E23S,000,000 n year
Through the vast delta thus formed
the river winds its way. twisting and
turning by innumerable bends until It
extends its length to nearly 1,200 miles,
or more than double the point to point
length of the delta. continually croding
the banks in one place and building up
land in another, occasionally breaking
its way across narrow neck which lies
between the two extremities, and filling
up the old channel-Longman's Maya
zine.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23
Love I'm an Ice Cave,

Henry Carter, the famous Mount
Tacoma guide, has fallen in love
under romantic circumstances, and
will be married by the Rev. William
NJ. Jeifries, the first preacher to de-
liver sermon on top of the mountain
the plnce where he fell in love, re-
Gently, with the thermometer regis
teriug 30 degrees below zero. He is
to marry Cora Beachman, n school
teacher, and the belle of Lake Park,
suburb of Tacoma.
Miss Benchmnn, accompanied by
Mr.. and Mrs. +. NJ. Groe of Eaton
Vile, set out recently with Carter, the
most trusted of all the mountain
guides, to ascend Mount Tacoma.
At Gibralter rock, which corresponds
to the shoulder" of the Matterhorn,
| 1000 feet from the summit, Mrs.
Groe became exhausted. Miss Beach
man declared her intention to reach
the summit Mt ull hazards. Carter
led the way, but soon lost his ice AK,
and in scaling difficult passes they
were compelled to rely solely on their
alpenstocks. They did not reach the
summit until 6 o'clock in the after
noon, too late to attempt to descend
thnt night. They had left Paradise
Valley, below the snow line, without
wraps, and only lemon and one sand
wich each in the way of provisions.
Carter selected sheltering ice cave
formed by jets of steam from the cru
ter, and here they passed n sleeplcs'
night, discussing all sorts of topics
and before they left the summit Mt
o'clock the next day, Miss Beachman
had promised to marry the guide.
The instant they left the steam o
the cave their clothes were frozer
stifi, and they suffered great hardship'
in descending. A rescue party or
ganized during the day came to theil
relief late in the afternoon, after they
had been without food over "a hours.
st. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23
RAILROAD WRECK.
Two Killed and Five Injured Near
Altoona.

Two Killed and Five Injured Near
The water famine in Altoona. Pa. is direct
ly responsible for fatal wreck which occur
red on the Hoiidaysbure branch OF the Pcan-
sylvania Railroad at the southern edge OF the
city Wednesday morning. The dead are as
follows:
J. o. woodrng, brakeman. OF Tyrone
W. l.. Good, fireman. terribly scalded.
INSURED.
II. NJ. Blackburn, OF Henrietta, fireman.
may die.
David Arthur. engineer. fatally hurt
George Tate, fireman, hurt about the back
and head.
H. s. Barnett, conductor, seriously cut.
B. ). Hoover, bapgagemaster. suffering
from conclusion OF the brain.
AT the time stated crew, which had been
securing water in train OF tank cars at
Gaysport, near Hollidaysburg. had crossed II
switch near tho Allegheny furnace, at the
edge OF Altoona, and tho train had been
stopped in order that the switch might be set
for the Henrietta accommodation, then over
| due ut that point. This was done, aud the
water train had just gotten under way when
tho passenger train came through n dense
| fog and around n curve, in an instant dash
| ing with terrific force into the engine VI the
water train, II being In the rear and acting as
pusher. The crash was fearful one. aud
| the two engines were locked In close en-
brace. The force OF the impact stood them
both on end, the 1rc boxes resting on the
ground and the front trucks standing high In
the air. None Of the passenger cars left the
track. but the passengers were thrown from
| their seats. None OF them escaped without
injury of some kind. although none were ia-
| tally hurt
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23
LOST THEIR LIVES.
Four Men Volunteered to Go Into o
Burning Mine.

Four Men Volunteered to Go Into o
Burning Mine.
Fire broke out Thursday night in the main
hosting slope OF the Oregon Improvement
Company's mine near Franklin. Wash, caus-
ing the death Of John H. Glover. $. W.
smalley, John Adams and James Stafford.
The accident was caused by August johnson,
who dropped his lamp, setting fire 10 a
feeder Of gas. Instead oithrowing n shovel
OF dirt TO put II out. he ran down the slope to
get the foreman. While he was bringing help
the timbers caught fire and Ave lengths OF
bra,tice work were abaze, and the smoke be
came so intense as to prevent getting nt 1t.
Finding that thatth fire could not be extin-
guished. the four men volunteered to 60
down and close q door between the main and
auxiliary slope. They are supposed to have
never reached the bottom alive, but the
bodies have not been recovered.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23
A Timid Giraffe.

1t is very curious how timid these
creatures are abou. certain sounds.
Noisy sounds, like a man walking by
with hob nailed boots, it does not no.
tice, but lady coming in with hardly
more sound than the mere rustling OF
her dress, makes it stare with pricked
ears and eyes distended. We remem,
Der we'll after the terrible explosion
of gunpowder on n barge on the neigh.
boring canal. asking the keepers OF
the giraffes of that day how they had
taken it, and he sail he was surprised
how very little notice they took al
all. They jumped to their feet, but
almost at once lay down again when
they found nothing had happened.
"But," he said, "if / was at night
time to creep along that gallery in
my socks. they would beso scared thai
| believe they would dash themselves
to bits. " They fear the lurking foe,
and big bang scares them less than q
faint, rustling sound. They are in
that very deerlike. Leisure Hour.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23
The Rival Singers.

Mr.. Richfello-That was a neat
speech Miss Soprano made at the
charity concert last night, when a
brute in the audience hissed her.
wonder how she could think of SO
many bright things all at once.
Miss Contralto-Oh, she's made that
speech hundreds of times. New York
Weekly.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23
The Early birds.

It's the early birds that catch the worm,
saith the proverb, but what foolish worm
1t is to get up so early and be caught. Some
OF our farmers arc the early birds They go
forth at dawn to catch up, as they call it,
and they catch something else. Tramping
through wet grass and stubble on cold.
damp, frosty mornings like these, and going
thus all day thereafter. brings TO scores OF
them what they were not looking for. They
come home In the evening TO suffer ull night
with rheumatism. Now, while men must
work, they noed not suffer. Why should
they when u bottle of st. Jacobs OIL will keep
them all right2 A good rub at night With II
will so strengthen and heal the muscles they
will resist tho influence OF the cold and
dampness. and n man will be cured before lie
knows 1t. Let this be tried for II while, and
II the man is not cured II Is only because he
hasn't the patience to rub the pain out.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23

Important tests OF the armor of the
new battleship Iowa show that the
vessel could withstand the projectiles
Of the best twelve.inch gun carried by
any wsrship.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23
To Renovnte Black velvet.

To renovate shabby black velvet, add
two tablespoonfuls of ammonia to half
pint of hot water, and apply TO the
velvet with a stiff brush, rubbing 1t into
the pile so as to take out all stains and
creascs. Then hold the velvet over a
hot iron until the steam raises the pile,
and 1t is perfectly dry.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23
Health

Cnilt on the solid foundation OF pure,
healthy blood is real and lasting. With rich
red blood you will have no sickness.
When you allow your blood to become
thin, depleted, robbed of the little red cor.
pushes which indicate its quality, you will
become tired, worn out, lose your appetite
and strength, and disease will soon have you
In its grasp
Purify, vltalize and enrich your blood, and
keep II pure by taking
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23

FRANK j. ChRSEY makes oath that he il tho
senior partner of the firm OF Il. j. CHENgY Il
CO., doing business In the City of Toledo,
Cou nty and State aforesaid, and that said iirnl
VIII pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by the use of HALLS G CATARi,l,
CURE. FRANK T. CurNry
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9Th day OF December, A. ID. 1855.
i- A. w. GLEASON,
1 SEAL. Notary Pubic.
N-'
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood nd mucous surfaces
oil the system; Send for testimonials, free.
ID. CHENEY 81 Co., Toledo, D.
TT Sold by Druggists. 55c.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly ON the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
TEN efectually, dispeis colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and 40
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial IN its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SO
cent bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. DO not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA Fie syrup co.
SAH fRAHciSoo. CAL.
LOUISVILLE, KY NEW YORK. ~
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23

Mollie-"Do you like trolley partiesT
Dollie-"I just love 'em. You know I'm
engaged TO one; he's a motorman."--
Youkers Statesman,
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23

The total exports for September were s5s
5i3, ,4i3, against s5s, 79s.675 for last year.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23

A dispatch from Seoul says that the body OF
the murdered queen OF Korea has been found.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23

Pisos Cure for Consumption is nm A No. /
Asthma medicine-W. X, WILLIAMS, Antioch
Ills, April II, 1894,
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23
Keeps Men Poor.

The marlgod goes to sleep with the sur
and remains quiescent until sunrise.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23

The clerk might be "boss" II he had the head
for II. The brains are there, but they don't
seem to work. The trouble usually begins in
the stomach. Indigo ,tion keeps men poor be-
cause they don't know they have IL. but imag-
inc something else. kiphns Tables insure
sound digestion and clear head. They reg
ulate the entire system. Ask the drugg Isl for
n box.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23

One peculiarity of the Maine manu-
facture is that the work is confined to
coats and vests. They don't make
"pants. New York Herald.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23

Every ancient hero and god had a flower
especially eonsecrated In his honor
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23
STATE OF ONO, CrrY or TOLEDO.
q ftn,,.s,,.x "a.

Every saint In the calendar Is said to be
provided with floral emblem.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23

The Venus fly trap produces juice that 10
nearly insects is deadly poison.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1895-10-23
The Hindoo chronology extends to G147 d.
G. babylon. 6l5s b. O.; OHM. Gl57 d Q.

Ir. kilmer's SwAMP-Roor cures
oil Kidney and Bladder troubles.
Pamphlet and consultation free.
Laboratory Binghampton, NY.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1895-05-23


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The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1895-05-23

Congressman Boafelie WAS 10 relninis-
cent mood Al tile meeting If tile Name con-
manderS Of The LOYAL Legion 1T Portland.
Thursday, MAY Hh, ana THE result was that
those Present Voted il one Of the most en-
lnyahle meetings ever held by the command
cry. Dr. $ q. Gordon Of Portland is gener-
ally regarded as very apt after dinner
speaker and formidable antagonist at re-
partee. II viewer the congressman as daunt-
less as ever, "scored one" on The doctor III
relating an anecdnte he referred to a certain
person as dying at Llvermore, when Dr Cor
don Interrupted to say that he died in New
York. Like flash Mr. BouteIle replied
Did he F.? | thought he died on the old farm
However, doctors are pretty sure to know
where a man dies (Uproarious laughter J