Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1895-11-12
KIDS STORE.

-Arbor day was observed by the stu
dents OF Rifle College in outskirts OF our
city, as holiday so far as books and les.
sons count, but they studded the cam
pus with variety of selected shade and
ornamental trees.
Your Hustonvile editor WAS &c i've In
pastoral work, Thursday last, dispens-
ing comfort to the diappointed and dis 70
tressed, and illustrating by smiling
cheerfulness and philosophic resignation
the absurdity Of crying over split.milk.
The exultstion OF victory in wood
splitting yells and deaiening detonations
are all right of course, but let it be whis
pered that your humble scribe is lot the
only lonesome listener who would rec.
ognizs melody in a dfIerent brand of
powder and different compile xioued op
orators OF the festibul.
Notices OF Billy Stage and Jim
Wright's funerals have not been issued
but We understand that the form will
be locked and printing rushed as soon az
the dates are furnished. Jess Rife wac
stricken Wednesday. At first, thought
dangerously, but is reported much i'm
proved Friday morning by a fake tele-
gram, which claimed that Bradley is not
elected
Some deft.fingered appropriation of
the loosely stored traps lifted James
Simpsons buggy rug last week before
the moon had entered protest against OPP
eratiOns of thieves. Tom Prices buggy
house on immediate roadside seemed TO
suggest completion of the outfit, but
some interposition saved the buggy at
expense of only the top, which WAS skill.
fully removed from even the county so
far as known.
We'll, we are again impressed with
the propriety OF going out of the neigh
borhood to obtain information OF what's
going on At home. A wite.whipping
blacksmith is in our city! Whisper that
softly if you know that it is fact, for
there is much sfloat now TO revive rem
iniscences OF the inquisition. Truth
will float to the surface, however deep
the well into which she may be flung
Some OF our innocents who were mi.
mute in explanations Of sadly demon.
allied exchequer, whilst they were TAX
inging in the c. A. K. festivities, mod
estly suppressed all reference to the sure
thing o. they stumbled on in their first
encounter With three card monte
Friends who furnished change to paw
their camp expenses probably still think
that pick pockets touched the victims.
Names furnished on application.
The Mckinney correspondent you
blister in last issue was right, so far as
rumor goes, except in the immaterial de- |
tail that Hon. b. b. Kings back WAS
wrenched getting on his horse instead of
in falling off. The worry and natural !
wear and tear OF an active canvass found !
Ben about frszzled on election day, but |
who wouldn't have been chirrupy as
wren next day when returns showed him |
a winner in face of what would have |
been killing odds against any one but a
fayorite of the gods?
Boyle Stone, OF Liberty, had gotten !
as far as this place Friday, as general !
agent of a museum hunting
freaks. His especial meat now is Ken7
lucky democrat whose under jaw isn't
hanging at a drop which suggests a win
dow OF blacksmith shop. If be can
ind any individual capable OF success
ully Stimulating sickly smile who hiss
'heek enough to pose "a democrat
Boyle has job awaiting him. May the
,ood Lord smile on Boyle's noble mis-
ion. can't smile. Though not dead,
democracy certainly sleepeth very