New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-03-10
THE TALK or THE DAY.

loo ZONES. brother @, sam" Jones. has staTted
out as 4 revlvalst But. as he Is not very vulgar.
there are some who believe that he VIII not De
success
Mrs. Gray-Funny that she should marry another Other
dyspeptlc husband. Her FIRST nusband' you know
was for years a martyr 10 indigestion .s.
but then me my wl sSm Z. n mnss
nave left In the house.-(Boston Transcript
The MULTIPLICATION Of florists shops all over the
town shows that New-York is becoming more ana
more every season city OF flowers
You have an early spring here. do you?' said the
gentleman from the North.
sir right a dyd x9u ,b Kin snaEs That Oss
Yours s,andin' on now is a ground ratter an this
ATLANTA Constitution.
They say that II ex-congressman sibley. OF Penn
svvauia runs as the silver candidate for the Pres-
dency his platform will be: sixteen to one. ana
1 am the one"
While the House was in session sunday night.
which by legislative fiction was called par vs or 20 tSs
talon as a pariamentarsn BAILEY c9 ueriea " ~
Calling This saturday NH be able 70 700! the Lord
Il don't know. replied M bSiryi dVup sse
perhaps II will. II has 'ooiea everybody e's
st Louis G,ooe Democrat.
Kate Fields Washington says that some genius
has devised for sleeping cars system OF oeds H'aas
OF rubber bags which are 10 be stretched over
s,ee, frames and inflated with hot air from the
locomotive In fifteen minutes an entire car can
be made ready for the night. In the morhhs' ""e"
the hot air is turned oil. the mattresses ana pio~s
viii immediately collapse. such beds. IL is Claimed
would be cheaper. lighter and more eomfortaoss
than those made now. and coud De tueAeo away
I'm FAR less space when not In use.
rh. uoodoo LIIId-'Look here" said the EXON
gresham the hotel clerk haven't you so' an
Why we gave YOU one of the best in the house.
Il don't care. I'm a little supersuuous ana
wei II that's the case. can't SUI. you any
sei man committed Gs suicide in il week ago"
Gimme it. 1t amt as bad as the one I've sss}
a minute.'-(W ashington star
..rhe Press OF March prints the following
m the March ISSUE OF THE Advertisers GUIDE =
published the results OF an advertisements from r Ths
.fhs worId' and The Herald" q ,hi. city. Here
is tho record and is full OF ins'rnc''0h' ,,,,.,
Papers IN which %dver- ,isement received
Tsss TySI1e. g
r, understand exactly how far these results are
"a me accented as evidence OF the superiority o.
.n,A pr,ss" as an advertising medium. IL is neces
,r,. ., kpow how the test is made. The pubishen
-, mis- Advertisers Guide have sent The Tr1ouns
vi, an. advertisement within several months. IL
is "a follows. address omitted ..,
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ACrINE n nevins honorable employment Write US
n,ha Tribune commends itself mainly 10 those whs
IAN, % reach peope with money TO spend-hot 10 the
,mnloved: and the only instruction fairly de-
s,s from the "Advertisers Guides figures Is thaS
. chean penny paper is mainly read by cheap penny
people.
Indispensable Feature. You call this a fair, de
you?' said the visitor from Skedunk. looking about
' certainly" replied the young and pretty maid
nj one OF tho booths. IT'S fair-a church .sir'
rs there" snorted the other. where's your
Midway P.aisance?"-(Chicago Tribune
The different kinds OF wine which were most ap-
preclated by great personages were the foiio~ihs'
Napoleon Mixed Chambertin. Frederick the Hres'
preferred to all wines Tokay Cardinal de Richeheu
wanted in his glass only Romance, Peter the HreS'
regarded Madeira as the hrest WINE huoe""
Marsha: Jean Bart. Beaune; Raoelas, old Cnaohs'
Cromwell Mavoisie: Taileyrand ateau-MarsauA
Goethe, Johannsberg Humboldt. Sauterne' Lore
Byron Porto; Francis |. Here's; Marschal de sahs
champagne. Henri ~ preferred TO all wines the
somewhat acid wine OF Sauterne. grown upon tns
hills near Paris.
The Japanese language has some tea s ybsn one
puzzle beginners In its In English whsn Nv az
has learned the name for rice that ENDS II; When
in Japan Begin with cooked rice. mesn. . Wing 10
eaten by child II Is called mama IN spea AZ
another person of eating rice you can II sord az IL
a merchant sells 1t, uncooked, 1t Is kone,ars foot
or shaku Is about twelve inches. but ,s'Io ,rces
fifteen. kin pound OF beef IL touIsev Tse ri
OF -four twenty-one OF sugar over .''iEd on the
or mile varies in different provinces anu because
| It's much harder work gong up
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