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Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve cures scalds,
burns, indolent sores and never fails to cure
piles g. L PEARCE DRUG Co.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22
Business Locals.

Take Kentucky Blue Blood Root for the
Blood, Liver and Kidneys For sale by
Dan Krapf, jr.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

DR.. Miles Pain Pills are guaranteed to
stop Headache in 20 minutes. ''One cent
a DOSE
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

B.H. Bowman, Pub. Enquirer, of Bremen,
Ind, writes: Last week our little girl baby
the only one we have, was taken sick with
Group. After two Doctors failed to give re-
lief and life was hanging on mere thread
we tried One Minute Cough Cure and its life
was saved. q. f. PEARCE DRUG Co.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22
New advertisements.
Withdrawal.

FRosTRURG, Mp, June s, 1895
T HEREBY GIVE NOTICE, That have
i this day withdrawn from the firm of
WILSON Bros.
June 22-3t* CHARLES A. WILLISON.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

The Little Joker Liver Pills cure habitua
Constipation. For sale by Dan Krapf, jr.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

Stulrs Instant Cure of Pain cures pain
and all Summer Complaints. For sale by
Dan Krapf, jr.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

Our patrons will find DeWitt's Little Early
Risers safe and reliable remedy for con-
stipation, dyspepsia and liver complaints. G.
E. PEARCE DRuG Co.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

Sick Headache, constipation and indiges-
ton are quickly cured by DeWitt's Little
Early Risers, the famous little pills. g. E.
PEARCE DRUG Co.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

Mrs T. S. Hawkins, Chattanooga, Tenn.
says "Shiloh's Vitalizer'' Sdoed nly life. l
consider it the best remedy for debilitated
system ever used" For Dyspepsia, Liver or
Kidney trouble it excels. Price 75 cts. Sold
by Dan Krapf jr
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

Have your teeth extracted at Ritters new
Dental ParlOrS
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

Spinal weakness easily cured by DR.. Miles
Nerve PlasterS.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

Pain has no show with DR.. Miles Pain
Pills
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

What stops Neuralgia? DR.. Miles Pain
Pills
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

Go to DR.. Ritter for the very best Dental
Work
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

La Grippe is here again with all of its old
time vigor. One Minute Cough Cure is a
reliable remedy. 1t cures and cures quickly.
G. E. PEARCE DRUG Co.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22
COMPLIMENTARY,


The chairman of the Committee on
Decorations hands the JOURNAL the
following announcement
After having viewed carefully the great va.
riety of decorations and finding it really diff
tcult to award the honorary mention for the
most artistically draped building the Com
mittee on Decorations believe the award is
due to w. E. G. Hitchins, and they declare
that, in their judgment, he is entitled to it.
Thanking the people generally for the in
terest taken in this connection, we are, etc,
CO. TowLEs,
Chairman.
Since the above statement was put
in type Mr.. Hitchins has informed the
JOURNAL that E. l.. FURY, of Cumber
land, did the work, and is, therefore,
entitled to "a big share of the credit.
Religious.
Mountain Lodge, No. 80, A., F. and
A. NJ, will attend the English Lutheran
church tomorrow Sunday morning.
A weeks mission by Rev. Fathers
Leonard, of Philadelphia, and Hinch,
of Washington, d. c., has resulted in a
great renewal of religious interest
among the Catholics. The missionaries
named belong to the Dominican priest
hood, founded by St. Dominic, and who
introduced the rosary into the worship
of the Catholic church. They are ear
nest aud eloqent preachers.
Quarterly meeting services at the NJ.
E. Church, South, tomorrow (Sunday.)
Preaching at the usual hours by Rev.
G. H. Zimmerman, presiding elder.
Rev. T. C. Easson, late Baptist
pastor here, has accepted a call to the
Chestnut Grove Presbyterian church,
Long Green, this State, and the Balti-
more Sun says "he has moved his
family into the parsonage of the
church at Sweet Air. The house had
been furnished and put in good order
for their reception. Mr.. Easson and
his family have been guests of DR..
John S. Green, in Long Green valley"
Open-air services will be conducted
in Beall's Park tomorrow, Sunday
afternoon at half past 3 o'clock. if the
condition of the weather is favorable.
Rev. F. L. Kurtz, pastor of the Pres
byterian church. will deliver the SER
mon. Subject-"To Whom is the Of
fer of Salvation Made ?"
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

Use Wells Laundry Blue, the best Blu
ing for Laundry use. Each package makes
two quarts, Is cents. Sold by G. F. Betz.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

Our parlors will be open day or night to
those requiring our services. Special atten-
ton will be paid to treating and filling the
Natural Teeth.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

j. A. Richardson, of Jefferson City, Mo-
Chief Enrolling force 3Sth general assembly
of Missouri, writes: | wish to testify to the
merits of One Minute Cough Cure. When
other so-called cures failed, obtained almost
instant relief and speedy cure by the use of
One Minute Cough Cure. G. e. PEARCE Drug
Co.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

Headache cured in 20 minutes by DR.. Miles
Pain Pills Zone cent dose" Atdruggists'
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

Truths Terscly Told.-Foley' Sarsapa-
rila cleanses the blood, gives tone to the
system, imparts life and vigor, and makes the
weak strong. Trial size, 81 cents. d. krapt,
druggist.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

Subscribe for the JOURNAL.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

FrOstburg Dental Parlors, Wehner
Block, Broadway, DR.. l. L. Ritter, Pro-
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22
ORDINANCE NO.

Test: GEORGE ARMSTRONG,
June % Clerk.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

DO You Travel?-If so, never start on
journey without bottle of Foley's Colic and
complaints occasioned by change of water or
climate. rs cents. ID. Krapf, druggist
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22
New Advertisements.
- ~ - ~ - - - - - -
IAO ST

A PAIR of Gold-Frame SPECTACLES
~ during the Firemen's Convention last
week. Finder please leave at the
June 22-2t* JOURNAL OFFICE
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

Mrs. b. S. RANDOLPH,
President.
Miss MINNIE HITCHINs,
Secretary and Treasurer.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

Some time ago | was taken sick with a
cramp in the stomach, followed by darrhoea.
| took a couple of doses of Chamberain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and
was Immediately relieved. 1 consider it the
best medicine in the market for all such COM
plants. have sold the remedy to others
and every one who uses it speaks highly of
it. J. w. Strickler, Valley Center, Cal. For
sale by Metzger Il Percy, druggists.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

Have you called at the Frostburg Dental
Parlors to see Teeth extracted without pain
by Electricity? The current can be adjusted
by the operator to suit the most delicate
child.
Frostburg mining journal., 1895-06-22

Having used Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy in my family and found it to be a first
class article, | take pleasure in recommend
ing it to my friends J. V. Foster, Westport,
Cal. For sale by Metzger & Percy, druggists.
Penny Wise and Pound Foolish are
they who have not Foley Collie and Diar-
rhoea Cure as a safeguard i'll the family. d.
Krapf, druggist.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1895-09-06

fSmall advertisements will be inserted in
this column in reading matter type at the
rate of two cents word for the hrst inser'
ton and one cent word for subsequent in.
sertions. Cash must accompany the order ]
WANTED-A man to buy my livery busi-
ness. First class location. W, ]. Brown.
WANTED, TO RENT farm of about
100 acres, fairly wooded, running water.
Distance from postoffice no objection.
Would prefer it stocked. A. B. c., Gale
DOMAIN Office.
GET Your DINNERS during the Fair at
the house of NJ. A. Wilcox, just outside
the big entrance. Quiet service, no rush
and plenty of good things to eat.
Are YOU coming to the Fair next week
If so, don't forget that the Avenue House
is the best place to stop. Largest and
most convenient. II. L. DOYLE,
Proprietor.
LOST, sum Of money yesterday, on
the principal streets of st. Johnsbury.
Finder will receive suitable reward by
leaving it at this Office.
Persons wishing timber, mineral or
farming lands, or homes in Virginia or
Alabama can get them on good terms
and fair dealing. Thos. 7. Muniord,
Lynchburg, Virginia.
WHITES PATENT Nor WRINGERs.
Same right to sell i'll Caledonia county
as other agents. w. II. Preston.
Stop SCRATCHING Your HEAD. Ifyou
are troubled with dandruff and itching
of the scalp, if your hair is falling out,
go to Franz, G. Landry's Drug Store and
purchase a bottle of Mahan's Celebrated
Hair Preservative, you will get relief at
once. For sale at Frank G. Landry's
Drug Store. Railroad street.
WANrED.-A good reliable man to rep
resent us in the sale of household goods
on the instalment plan. Good references
or security required. Steady position to
right party. Address
THE WILLIAMS & Cox Co.,
Albany, N y.
Tenement to rent. No. 10 Church
street.
Choice Jersey bulls for sale, ycarings.
Also one yearlng Durham bull. S. J..
HASTINGS Passumpsic, VT.
The Boston Daily Traveller one year
only SIPS. Send your subscription to
the CALIFORNIAN office.
SEVEN HUNDRED PAIRS New Goods still
at the old stand. Owing to very small
expenses {. H. Baeley can and is selling
boots and shoes for less profit than any
other dealer.
For SALE. The d. Thompson Ma
chine Shop and the d. Thompson house
on Lincoln street. Enquire of E. N. Ran
dali for further particulars.
MARRIAGE CERTIFICATES. We carry
the largest line of marriage certificates
in the state at prices ranging from 10
cents to one dollar. Call and examine the
line at the CALIFORNIAN Office.
WANTED AT ONcE.-Live agents for the
best book out this season, in Caledonia
and Lamoile counties. Ministers, teach
ers, students, and experienced agents
especially solicited. Address Union Adv.
Agency, st. Johnsbury, Vt.
Engraved Cards. Nothing is more
stylish for calling cards than engraved
cards. Call at the Caledonian office and
get prices for the same.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1895-09-06
Wednesday,.

Big fire at Pier l, East Boston dis
troys three freight sheds and valuable
property. Loss estimated as over
$200000-The wife of the notorious
Lord Berresford, will sue for divorce.
Cambridge, Mass, post Office safe
burglarized Of $1200.-Schools for negro
pupils declared non-success in Illinois.
Cuba to ask Spain to grant it con-
stitution like that OF Canada. Five men
sufiocated by bursting of main in gas
works at Providence, X. I.-Argentine
Republic and Chill agree on boundary
line Spain decides to make naval
demonstration at Tangier to enforce
terms of treaty signed with government
OF Morocco.-Water carnival at Man
chester by the Sea.-Five highwaymen
hold up carriage on road between
Watertown and Brighton, Mass, con-
tanning two Boston policemen, and are
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1895-09-06
WANTED. FOR SALE, ETC.

[Small advertisements will be inserted in
this column in reading matter type at the
rate of two cents a word for the first inser-
lion and one cent a word for subsequent in
,ertions. Cash must accompany the order.l
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1895-09-06

arrested. 1t is thought they may be the
same men who operated near Burlington.
-Engishmen victors in international
cricket match at Stat en- lsland.-Panlc
caused in Chicago theatre by boy cry
ing fire"
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1895-09-06
Births.

At st. Johnsbury, Aug. 10, son to Mr..
and Mrs. w. NJ. Kelly.
At Lyndon Centre, Sept. 2, a daughter to
Mr.. and Mrs. F. r. Kimbal.
At East Burke, Aug. 80, daughter to ].
E. and Clara Parker
At Burke, Aug 80, son to Mr.. and Mrs.
Binona Marshall
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1895-09-06
Marriages..

At Lyndon, at the residence of Mrs. Eber
Howland, Aug. %, by Rev. G. II. Wright
Bert Gauvin OF West Burke and Nora How
land of Lyndon.
At West Burke, Sept. q by Rev. G. H..
Wright, Alfred L. Trip and Susie L. Gray,
both of Barton.
At Wheelock, Aug %. at the residence of
the brides parents. by Rev. F. NJ. Buker Har-
ley l.. Davis of Sheffield and Gertrude NJ. Way.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1895-09-06
Deaths.

At Portland, Me, Aug. %, William Law
renee, infant son of Albert d. and Minnie L
Morey, aged months and days.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-10-09
JohnnIe and ,ho Poultioe.

Family discipline is still maintained
III some American families, as of course
it ought to be in all. A small boy got n
silver i'll his foot, and his mother ex-
pressed her intention of putting poul-
tice on the wound. The boy, with the
natural foolishness which is bound up
in the heart of child, objected to the
proposed remedy.
81 won't have any poultice, he de-
clared
eyes, you WILL" said both mother
and grandmother firmly. The majority
was two to one against him, and mt bed
time the poultice was ready
The patient was not ready. On the
contrary, he resisted so stoutly that a
switch was brought into requisition. 1t
was arranged that the grandmother
should apply the poultice while the
mother, with uplifted stick, was to
stand at the bedside. The boy was told
that if he "opeued his mouth he
would receive something that would
keep him quiet.
The hot poultice touched his foot,
and he opened his mouth.
"You''-he began
Keep stili!' said his mother, shal
ing her stick, while the grandmother
applied the poulticc.
Once more the little follow opened
his mouth.
"I'-
But the uplifted switch awed him
into silence.
In 4 minute more the poultice was
firm lx- n ,,1nrn Il
in bed.
There, now, said the mother. "the
OLD silver will bo drawn ont and Ed
dies foot will be all we'll
The mother and grandmother were
moving triumphantly away, when a
shrill voice piped from under the bed
clothes:
you've got it on the wrong foot !''
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-10-09
No Chance For the Last Word.

Tho conversation had drifted to death
bed scenes and funeral air pervaded
the dining room.
Eyes" said Mrs. Skraggs solemnly
in answer to question, 81 was present
when my poor husband breathed his
last
The man with the barbed wire beard
gnlped down sob and Il large portion
of baked tomato.
"And WHAT
The man with the V shaped nose had
sympathetic tears in his tones, some
what mixed, however, with mashed po-
tatoes.
-"were his last words?''
Mrs. Skraggs glanced distlainfully
across the table.
II said, Mr.. Blinkins, that was
present when my husband breathed his
last, sir. I"
The silence which followed could
have been cut with knife had not tho
boarders preferred using that table
utensil on their alleged roast beef. -
New York World
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-10-09
Huxley Chats TynlalI.

Tyndall was, think, one of tho ear
Hest members of tho Alpine club, but
he seeded after an unfortunate dispute.
which arose i'll connection with his own
successful attempts Oh tho Matterhorn
and Mr.. Whympor's ascent of that peak,
and it was not till three or four years
before his death that he again attended
ono of the annual dinners of the club,
where he and Professor Huxley were
among the guests of the evening.
Both grated, but in the particular art
of after dinner speaking Tyndall was
not the equal of his brilliant rival, and
his labored and rather cgotistical utter
anccs contrastcd unfavorably with tho
delicate persiflago of Huxley, who, by
the way, chaifed him numerically on
that occasion as being one OF the goats
and not ono of tho shccp--thc goats who
climbed tho arid rocks, while the sheen,
among whom Huxley reckoned himself,
browsed contentedly on the rich pas
lures below. -Blackwood's Magazine.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-10-09
A Clean SweeD.

About 1 n. IN. the porter of much
frequented hotel i'll SaXony sat doing in
his little cell. Suddenly no was reused
from his slumbers by man who seemed
i'll a hurry.
"Say, porter, you might open the
front door. Some of tho visitors have
given mo their boots to repair, and
must look sharp and got them done by
tomorrow morning"
The porter rubbed his eyes and saw
the honest shoemaker holding six pairs
of boots in his hands.
"All right, and you might us we'll
take pair Of my own that need mend
ing. 1t will do if you let me have them
back i'll Il couple of days"
With these words the porter gave him
his boots, unlocked tho door and lot the
man out, saying, as he did so, "Good
night! An revoir!'
Our enterprising shoemaker has not,
however, turned up since, and six tray
elers had to trot about several hours in
their stockings on that memorable morn
ing. -Dresdcnor Nachrichten.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-10-09
500 Reward, 500.

THE readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in,a} it's stages, and
that Is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is
the only positive cure now known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being q
constitutional disease, requires a con-
stitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system, thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease, and giving
the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in
doing it's work. The proprietors have
SO much faith in its curative powers
that they offer One Hundred Dollars for
any case that it fails to cure. Send for
list of testimonials.
Address, T. j. CHENEY s. Co.,
rs Sold by Druggists, 75c. Toledo, o..
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-10-09
HOMEMADE TRUNKS.
The Scicme of n Chicago Man to Dcat tho
railroads ON lsngEnCc.

A caller dropped into the Brightsidc
flat and found Mr.. and Mrs Brightsido
and their wise little terrier, Ming. all
assembled i'll the kitchen. Mr.. Bright
side was busy boring holes with an au-
ger i'll tho end of good sized packing
boz, while Mrs. Brightsidc and the dog,
seated sido by side on the floor, regard
ed him with intense though possibly
hypocritical admiration. Near by stood
another packing box with four holes i'll
each end, through which loops of strong
rope had been SO fastened as to mako
good, serviceablc handles.
This is about the greatest crisis Of
my life" Observed Mr.. Brightside.
How do you suppose got that ropo in
without opening the box? Just figure on
it now. >
IS tho caller belongs to tho scx which
has neccr produced great epic poem,
discovered Il continent or voted for the
governor of Illinois, she gave up the
problem with Il cheerful lneekness born
of centuries o. acknowledged incapaci-
ty. Mr.. Brightsidc, having finished bor-
ing produced q bent wire and pieco
OF string. one end of which was fasten-
ed to few feet of rope. With the wire
he proceeded to insert tho string into
one hole and wigglo it cut another BY
means of the string the rope was then
towed into position, tho whole process
ending triumphantly i'll another pair of
handles
But what arc you doing it for?''
Hes making trunks" explained
Mrs Brightsido. cts his latest spe-
cialty."
"rhc only trouble with me, said MIR.
Brightside, with apparent irrclevance,
'is that I'M lazy
But what on top of the prairie are
you making trunks out Of packing boxes
for? chi bono, you know
TO save freight. I'm sending them
to a friend in Wisconsin, you sec. I've
got some other friends starting out there
tonight, and if these things have han
dies OH they can take them as baggage.
Otherwise tho railway company WON'T
let them. Can your female mind assim-
ilats that fact? Taking it by and large"
no added modestly, cts beautiful
pieco of work. -
The caller joined the intent audience
on tho floor and contemplated Mr..
Brlghtside with wonder, love and praise.
1t was pleasing to find any one clever
enough to get ahead of IL railroad COM
pany. -Chicago Tribune.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-10-09
Badness NO OBJECTION.
How the EntcrprisnG Photographer Ovcr-
comes tho Fears of Hairless Sitters.

How the EntcrprisinG Photographer Over
comes tho Fears of Hairless Sitters.
An agent soliciting trade for IL Broad
way photographer recently called at the
Park avenue home of one of New York's
best known physicians and t1icd to con
vince the doctor that he should have his
picture taken. He was selling IS
photograph coupons. The physician has
terribly bald head Nothing but %
frotful fringe remains on an erstwhile
luxurious head Of hair. On that account
he had long ago given up having pho
tographS Of himself made, so he replied ::
mo; thank you. l. want none of
your coupons. have broken myself of
the photograph habit. My head is too
bald for the business y
But the agent WAS persistent, and
finally the physician said: II will make
you fair proposition. l will take Il
double dose of your coupons if you will
promise to fix my pictures SO the bald
spot will not show"
:.All right" said the agent after a,
moments reflection. Mr. - can ar
range that Such things are done every
day in our business Hero are your cou-
pons. Come to the gallery for your sit
ting next Saturday."
When he went to tho photographer
studio the following Saturday, the doc
tor was met at the door by lad who,
when the customer removed his silk
hat said:
"Oh, this is DIR. -, is it? Pass
right along this way" Curious to know
why this lad had hpon forcIynrnud IF
his visit, the physician passed i'll and
was finally met by young lady, who
glanced ut his head and said:
ooh, DR.. ----, / believe-the man
who wishes to have photographs which
will Indicate that he has full growth
of hair on his head:''
"I'm the man, y" perplexcdly replied
tho physician as he went Oh out into tho
operating room.
"Ah," said the man III charge of the
cameras, "this is DR.. -, is it not
the man for whom we arc to mako pho
tographs which will not show the bald
ness of his head as our agent promised.
Just kindly step over to tho other end
of tho room. No; do not lay your coat
and hat down. Keep the overcoat ON
your arm and kindly place your hat ON
your head That's right. Now look
pleasant, please. There, your pictures
taken,''
"Well, hope 1 can get home with.
out being taken in by gang of bunko
steercrs," said the physician, after he
realized that he had been made the vic.
tim OF aclevcr trick.-New York World
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-10-09
a Timely Understanding.

Young man." said the merchant,
edo You want employment i'll my estab-
lishment?'
Certainly was the applicants re-
ply.
"That's all right, then," was the re-
Joinder, with a sigh of relief, II was
afraid You just wanted Il position. -
Washington Star.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-10-09
Precisely ns Stipulated.

A citizen with a swollen jaw was
fastening along one of the principal
streets of tho city, when Il sign i'll front
of tall building caught his attention
1t was as follows:
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
Painless Extraction of Teeth Free
.'.'.''....'....'. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
Ho stopped long enough to note the
number of the floor on which the busi-
ness indicated by the sign was carried
on and then hurried inside and made
his way to the dental parlors.
Is this tho place where you pull
teeth without pain free?" he inquired.
eyes, sir, said one of the painless
eXtractors on duty.
well, I've got a grinder that's been
giving me good deal of trouble. I
wish you'd yank it out.
The sufferer took his place in the
chair and opened his mouth The oper-
ator, after applying to tho swollen gum
Il pungent lotion of some sort, speedily
relieved him of the offending molar
"Thanks,' said the caller, climbing
down and picking up his hat.
THAT Will be 80 cents" remarked
the dentist
Fifty cents?" echoed the other. 81
thought it was free That's what you
told me minute ago, and it's what
you say on your sign"
"Just SO. Did it hurt you any,"
eyes, it hurt little
"That's right Wedo our painless ex-
tracing free, exactly as we claim.
When it hurts, we charge for it. Fifty
cents, please. Chicago Tribune.