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The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1895-12-18

the sugar trust and other monopolies, but
we never heard anything about the end
of them.
It is unfortunately too we'll known that
judgment often goes in favor of the man
that can pay for it and that rich crimi-
nails often escape who should be pun
ished.
Now, this state of things cannot last.
A time is coming when the people will
rise in their might and then no guilty
man shall escape. In that day woe be to
the wicked judges.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1895-12-18
0, DIV. MARION.
es Zoe = ne s~%r'p A"Se> Medicine a,
From. Life

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hd oyme ueomg M 20 Nc 49, zwe9h 10
peec 1eo. Suc1 the uonde1 results Of using xomp angel
Mednne whfn disease shared Themselves
When the scientific the od ath health boards
md the public that omd the mahsmom and
tai caused and pouced6 Icing bugs germs microbes
then determined to find mobe killer then bought and tested
ey pra'oom sole Mroot o6As bronchial oco consup
could tmd macrobe killer
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The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1895-12-18
SWAMP ANGEL MEDICINE
Is Not A Bitter, Nausvat'n g Compound
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DOCTORS INDORSE 1T.
Swarm Anoo1 Mod a.

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Washington, D. G.
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icine. My wife has been a great suffer-
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j. L. Woodside NJ. D.
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The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1895-12-18
A Wonderful Recovery.
KELLER BRYAN COUNTY GA.
OIL, 1GnS

KELLER BRYAN COUNTY GA.
April Sth. 1895.
.Saoomp Angel Medscane Co. atlanta,
Gentlemen:
Please send me $3.50 worth Of your
swamp Angel Medi inc. 1t il
the best medicine | have ever used, a d
ny family cant do without it, Nv mother
had been confined bed for three IL onths
with the most dr. adfu cough ever a~-
Anyone have. commen ed giving youl
medicine and in three weeks sh- Was cureG
Of the cough and able togo wishing:
Respectfully yours,
Mrs. Emily Young.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1895-12-18
NEUR Al GIA

Miss S. E. English Of Boston. Ga, says.
| have sold over 6 dozen bottles OF med
me here have not had ngI com
plaint: 1t has cured me entirelyof neu-
ralgia and rheumatic painss.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1895-12-18

The we'll known quality of Uncle Sans
Monogram Whiskey, from Geo. Benz q
Sons st. Paul, Mimi, has been, is and
ever will be maintained. 1t invigorates
and strengthens. All druggists sell it.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1895-12-18
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Or / pr for ! 90
To Druggists or Dealers
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Address us or sny wholesale drug
company Swamp Angel Med. CO.
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The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1895-12-18

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f1avor-Geo. Benz & Sons Monogram
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Druggists or dealers.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1895-12-18

The excellent quality of Uncle Sans
Monogram Whiskey, from Geo. Benz e
Sons, st. Paul, Mimi, is never tempered
whit is pure. Druggists and dealers
sell it.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1895-12-18

Consumption Cured in Texas.
A. w. Alexander, of Waxahach
lie, Texas, writes US that he had suffered
for several years with lung trouble,
and was slowly sinking under this aw-
full disease-consumption.. Slowly but
surely he was being driven into the
grave. Some kind friend handed him
a descriptive circular Of Swamp Angel
Medicine. He read, was convinced,
and ordered one dozen bottles From
the LIST day s use he whipped the enemy.
He has destroyed the germs in every
nook and corner Of his body, forced
the digestion and assimilation of his
food, with Swamp Angel Medicine, and
health naturally followed. He has
written us several enthusiastic letterss
but too long for publication. He is
asked What wonderful medicine is
pulling him out Of the grave?' He
says that his reply is now an old story
Swamp Angel Medicine has cured
me- l recommend it everywhere 1
60
Hundreds are to day testifying to
the wonderful cures made with this
preparation. Could add 100 or more
letters. if we had the space.
Saving Human Life.
DR.. D. w. MARION:
Washington, D. @,
My Dear Sir:
cannot say two much in
behalf of your great medicine. My
heart is over flowing with gratitude to
you. l can truthtully say that to-day
I would have been in my grave if it
had not been for the Swamp Angel
Th-re are 80 many who suffer as |
have suffered that l should be glad to
seeyour wonderful preparation in every
home. I will do everything in my
power TO place it in every home in my
state.
Truly Yours,
D. 8. Blalock,'
Bankhead, Ala, March, 9th, 1895.
II can certify to the truthfulness Of
Mr.. D. S. Blalock's testimonial and
many others in this community will
add all the colroborative evidence you
may ask or require
| Truly yours.
A. O. Green, P. NJ.
B<nkhead, Alabama.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-09-24
HE HAD A SCOOP.
But In Telling OF 1t He Didn't Know
What the Other Man Was.

had just descended the stairs Of the
elevated station Mt Park place whom he
tackled me. He was weary looking
chap who bad evidently been asleep in
some doorway near by and had been
turned out by n passing policeman.
Say" no whispered as he barred the
way, "mebbe you are newspaper fell
ler?''
"Wcll, what of it?"
''Got Il scoop fur you. Biggest scoop
of the season. You kin make four col
umns of it and not half try. Gimme
flyer, and she's yours I"
81 don't think want to buy
But listen. She's scoop! No other
paper kin git on to it. She'll sell you
5000 extra copies, or III Turk. Don It
miss the opportunity of 4 lifetime, and
you kin hev it fur So
whats tho nature of it?'' I asked.
Love, elopement, remorso, robbery,
arson, murder most f-o-u-l!" he hoarse-
ly whispered as he struck pose.
"Who is the hero in the case?'' ask
ed
Here, sir-herc!' he exclaimed as
he tapped his chest 'Here is the hero
of the bloody dramap'
And the murderer?''
Here, sir-here. am the hero, the
villain and the victim-all three in one |!
Only from my lips can you secure the
tale. Biggest scoop ever got hold Of by
New York paper, and it will only cost
you SER
I'm sorry, but our columns are full, !"
said us got away from him.
Make it 81! !"
Cant do it. ~
Fifty ccnts!"
"Too full"
"Say!" he gasped us he got ahead Of
me and barred tho way again, GIVE got
to sell this scoop tonight. I've no ice to
keep it OH, and it'll be dead game to-
morrow"
What you want is drink, isn't it?"
I asked.
"It is. sir" no earnestly replied.
And Il nickel will get it?''
cit will, sir. s"
"Then why don't you take this nickel
and go and get it and save your wind
for some other timer
handed him the coin and passed on,
and was 200 feet away when he recoy-
cred sufficiently to shout after me:
"Why didn't you tell me you was an
old crank five minits ago and save me
talking lung out? ''-Detroit Free
Press
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-09-24
THE NEBuLAR THEORY.
How. According to 1t. tho Sun and the
Planets werc Formed.

| flunetS WerC Formed.
Tho finite mind can hardly conceive
of time when there was neither sun
nor planets, yet both the Biblo and sci
enco teach us that such q state of affairs
! once actually existed. We have all read
| the Biblical account of creation, and not
n few of us have spent valuable time
| reading learned essays on the condition
| of things i'll the time of 'tho begin
| ming" 1t is not the object of this
mote to discuss tho origin of the sun
and tho planets from II Biblical stand
point, nor do we mean to give Il resume
of scientific opinions on the subject On
the contrary, we shall confino our re-
, marks to what is known as tho "nebu-
lar hypothesis, or nebular theory of
tho origin of worlds and suns
According to the opinion of tho most
learned astronomers, the beginning" is
ushcrcd i'll with the existence through
out all space of an undefinablc matter
of substance called "ncbula " This mob
ula was of such wonderful thinness that
it is believed that millions of miles of
it could have easily been compressed in
to Il common thimblc. The heavier
portions gradually gathered around
common centcrs after tho lapse of ages
and formed planets, suns and stars,
the light and heat of the two latter he
ing due to the Gushing of their compo-
ncnt atoms rs they gravitatc continually
toward the center of the mass.
The nebula origin of the sun and in
cidentally of the planets also is thus
finely set forth in Il recent article by a
we'll known British writer: The matter,
or rather the gas which composcs our
sun, was once spread out to the f;lrthcst
orbit of the outcrmost planets of our
system-that is, to the planet Neptune.
From the orbit of Neptune this incon-
ceivably thin mass began to converge,
growing dcnSer and denser and smaller
and smaller us it gradually approached
its existing dimensions. AS it con-
dcnscd, revolving upon its axis, the So
lar mist left behind it at intervals Dor
tions of cloudlikc matter cast off from
its equator.
These masses of gas, undergoing a
similar evolution to that of the sun, or
central mass, have, with great slowness,
hardened into what is now Jupiter, Sat
urn, the earth and the other planets.
Meanwhile the main central mass, al
ways retreating, eventually formed the
sun itself, the present chief luminary of
our system of worlds st. Louis Re-
public.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-09-24
4 Long Whit.

DR.. Dewitt of the army used to tell
innumerable stories Of his experiences,
and most of them related to time when
he was stationed at a post down on the
Mexican frontier. He was popular down
there, and deservedly SO, for he attend
ed the sick for miles around. One time
his Mexican friend determined to do
him honor. Accordingly they arranged
great ball. DR.. and Mrs Dewitt wore
invited, and they went, the two Of them.
The ball began early, as Mexican balls
do, and the surgeon and his wife danced
Ill the first set. They danced III nearly
every set, in fact, for politeness for
babe refusal, and after few hours of it
they began to be very tired. They were
the guests of honor indeed. Time wore
OH and still the dance went on. 1t went
OH all night Finally DR.. Dewitt called
ono of the men aside and asked him
when i'll heavens name the thing was
going to be over.
ooh, senor," said the Mexican, Eve
have been waiting these many hours for
you to give the signal for the last
dance. Washington Post.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-09-24
Sunday Recreation.

Mrs Ednah Cheney remarks: at has
always been my test for spending Sun
day to sec how one gets up on Monday
morning. If on that morning work
seems sweet and you arc ready to
do it heartily and happily, then you
have spent your Sunday to some pur-
pose. don't care whether it is in
church OF out, i'll the fields or in your
quiet home with book in your hand,
or playing and frolicking with the chill
dren. But however you have spent Sun
day tho test of it is that the dawn Of
Monday seems blessed and good and
hopeful "-Philadclphia Ledger.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-09-24
On Catching Cold In Bed.

Mark Twain once wrote Il paper point
ing out the appalling danger of going to
bed as cXompliiied in bills of mortality.
For one person who died ont of his bed
several hundred succumbed in bed, and
now we have Mr.. Ashby- Sterry drawing
attention to the same thing. Hitherto
he has hymned i'll graceful verse panta-
lets, frills and the tempcstuous petti-
coat, and now, quantum mutatus alb
lilo Hcctore, lie lands the pyjama In a
recent number of The Graphic he saws /:
81 have theory that most people
catch cold at night after they are in bed
and it Is to this fact that 1 attribute il
great deal of the violent colds, the bron-
chial catarrls and influenza which have
recently been SO prevalent. The temper
ature goes down suddenly in the night
and people catch cold when they are
asleep without knowing it. This evil is
to DO countcracted, not by piling on a
lot of heavy blankets, but by wearing
thick, close fitting garments of py-
Jamalike nature and warm socks Oh the
feet. If this system We're adopted, I am
quite certain that it would be found
bcnctcial'
There Is common sense in this. Peo-
pie unqucstionably may catch cold i'll
bed, especially if there are at all rest
less and so kick the bedclothcs off In
that event if only clad i'll Il thin cotton
nightshirt they are sure TO catch cold,
whereas If clad i'll pyjamas, not neccssa-
rily thick, but made of some wooden
material, the chance Of chill is much
leSScncd London Iancrt
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-09-24
An Odd Wager,

A queer wager is tho one popularity
believed to have been won by Sir Wal
ter Raleigh from Queen Elizabeth, on
the debatablc question of how much
smoke is contained i'll pound of to-
bacco. A pound of the article was
weighed burned and then weighed in
ashes and the question was held to be
satisfactorily settled by determining the
weight of the smoke as exactly that of
the tobacco before being burned, minus
the ashes. Tho fact of the ashes having
received ~ additional weight by COM
buation Win She oxygen of the atmos-
phorc N"S Uuthousht of by Elizabeth
and tho l...At
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-09-24
The Right of WAY.

AT Park place and Broadway, New
York, as mail wagon turned into the
latter thoroughfare to go up town, the
horses knocked down pedestrian who
was hurrying into City Hall park. For
wonder the driver pulled up, and
though the man was at the horses feet
he escaped the wheels. He came crawl
ing out, covered with dirt and more or
less hurt, and the driver looked down
at him and coldly inquired:
"Do you know what you have been
doing, sir?"
II do, replied the man as he brushed
away ut tho dirt, but couldn't help
it. I'm not tho man to interfere with
the United States nails
Better look out III future
eyes, will"
followed him into the park, where
he sat down on bench to get his breath,
and told him that mail wagon had no
more right to run over him than an ice
cart.
rs that SOP" ho asked in doubling
tones. "Well, by gum, but this is the
fourth time I've been run over by them,
and next timo they try it on I'll raise a
fuss. detroit Free Press.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-09-24
Ingalls, on His Defeat.

Ex-senator ingalls,, speaking of his
defeat at Topeka i'll 1890 when he was
candidate for collection, said: "When
the returns came i'll and saw how over
whclming my defeat was and What it
meant to mc-the end of is years scrv-
leo i'll the American senate, possibly the
end of my public lifc-I confess that
agony was i'll my soul. 1t was bcauti-
full day. Everybody was watching me
to SEQ how was going to take it-all
my family. 1t WAS IL tragic hour.
went over to my pasture and walked
through the withcrcd wood. There in Il
little grassy glade, sheltered from the
autumnal breeze, the sun shining cold
ly down, / opened the windows of my
spirit and let that whole thing in on
me, and commanded my fortitude.
sat there i'll that little dell until the
struggle was over, until / was master
of myself F"
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-09-24
Steam Attachment to reIenho,e

Manager Fowler of the Telephone OK
change, Ashland, Ky, has devised an
ingenious attachment for telephones, to
be used i'll factories and shops where tho
amount of noise makes it almost impos-
sible to hear the call bell of the instru-
ment. 1t consists of il steam whistle
which is turned on by means of Il lever
operated by magnetism. When the in
strumcnt is called from the exchange
the bell rings as usual, and, by the cleo
trical current passing through Il mag
let, weight is released which pulls
the lever to the whistle Once started
the whistle Keeps up its slrill note I'M
til some one answers the call and turns
off the steam, which is done by simply
replacing the weight. One of these at
tachmcnts is being placed at the local
steel plant, another Mt the tannery and
several more will probably be installed
i'll sawmills and similar establishments.
Cincinnati Commercial Gazette
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-09-24
The Man Who sings.

Give us, oh, give us, writes Carlyle, the
man who sings at his work! Be his occu-
patton what it may, no is superior to those
who follow the same pursuit in silent sui
lcnncss. He will do moro in the same
time, no will do it better, lie will persovero
longer Ono is scarcely sensible of fatigue
while one marches to music. The very
stars are said to make harmony rs they
rcvolvc in their spheres. Wondrous Is the
strength of chccrfulncss; altogether past
calculation arc its powers of endurance
Efforts, to be permanently useful, must DO
uniformly joyous, "A spirit all sunshine
peaceful from very gladncss, beautiful be-
cause bright.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-09-24
Music by the Band In Africa.

y great crowd had collected, singing
open mouthcd, and led Ivy IL man with n
drum about four Feet high, on the top of
which was stretched IL piece of skin about
foot in diameter. He hit this near the
edge with the palm of his hand near tho
wrist producing Il comparatively deep
note, and with his fingers in tho middle to
produce higher note. He always thumpcd
II III three timr-low note once high note
twicc-witE unvaryng regularity and
with absolute Indifference as to whether
the crowd around him We're singing in
four time or three. The singing was much
of tho character wo had heard before, only
here the tcnorS and basscs were more or
less separated into groups, and at times
the singing was in parts, like catch, diff
fcrcnt people coming in ut different times
Sometimes there would DO solos, with tho
chorus singing word or two mt intervals,
and regular chorus mt tho end of caoh
versc-if verso it could be called when tho
same words were repeated each time--Na
tional Review
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-09-24
E. B. HARTsooK g. CO.
No Earthquakes Santed.
MARKET SQUARE, ROANOKE.

The point of chief interest in the fol-
lowing anecdote is its absolute Truth:
In suburban town adjoining the
Middlesex Fells lives an old lady of
Hibernian extraction who is wealthy
enough to lend money TO her town, yet
whose knowledge of modern conven-
fences is somewhat limited.
1t seems that Molly, our heroine, had
sold somo land to the state When she
was asked if she was successful in get
ting her money, she replied:
"Yis, Oi was that, but the divils
own tonne Oh had Shure, the furst
thing VIC wint to Boston. Oh took Tom
wild me, an we wint into foine, lille
giant buildin, an they told us to go into
little closet, an we wint. An, by the
powers, it begun to move
'Howly st. Pathrick = SCI Oh. THE
walls do be fallin III on us.
4" Don't be alarmed, num- SEE Il
yonng Teller i'll blue clothes. It's all
roight.
But, arrah, seq Oh, sure, Oh
didn't come to Boston fer any airth-
quake Boston Budget.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-09-24
PROMPTLY ANSWERED..
General Rysn's Conundrum Didn't Bother
tho Jrishman For Il Moment.

One of General Ryan's peculiarities
is that no never tells the samo story to
tho Same man Il second time Not long
ago ho was talking about his travels in
the United Kingdom. II had always
thought" said he, "tlat the famous
Irish wit and reparteo were only to DO
found on the stage on in Levers novels,
but came away from Ireland with II
very different idea.
II was stopping ut little country
inn, and game of cards was in prog
resS. L was invited to take Il hand. and
us an AmcricaniZcd freshman thought
I ought to keep up the reputation of tho
country for sociability l asked what
they were playing, and they replied
'Forty-five, an old time Irish game.
told them thak barely knew the rules,
but that 1 could play seven up, cuchrc
or nearly any other American card game.
But they insisted OH my taking "a hand,
and did so. One of the pages, who was
standing at the back of my chair,
watched my hand pretty closely, and
the first time / made Il bad play he said,
soto voce: Holy Moses. 1 nivcr sec
such Il play i'll me loifc. I wonder
phwere the divil the mon cum from.
paid no attention to him, of course.
and went on with the game The next
time made bad play, and it WASH t
very long, he again said, talking to him
self. 'Bcdad. niver did see mon play
the loilles of that began to be an
noycd, but still said nothing, although
man never likes to hear it said that
he plays game badly, but the man was
talking to himself and meant no harm.
However, when he broke ont the third
time could contain myself no longer
l turned around and said, "Look here.
my friend, are you playing these cards,
or am T. The Irishman looked ut me
for IL moment, and then said, 'Nayther
NV us, your honor, s;lvin your prisincc,
sor
''I Joined the rest of them in the
laugh, and said, We'll, boys, order up;
that puts 'em Oh me. ''-Cincinnati
Tribune
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-09-24
HE KNEW JERSEY EGGS.
Tho Wise Printer Could Tell by Their
Size and Shape.


Size and Shape.
Two printers lunched at a Park row
restaurant the other day. One ordered
"bccf and" and the other two boiled
eggs. When the eggs We're placed before
the ono who ordered them, he said to his
companion, why, those arc Jersey
eggs.
How do you know they arc Jersey
eggs? They might have been laid in
Pennsylvania or Kentucky for all yon
know
"Wcll, L guess not. Those eggs came
from Jersey, and know it,
To prove it the proprietor was called
into the discussion, and when asked he
said tho eggs We're Jersey eggs.
Then the egg eater explained: cover
III Jersey the farmers, or some of them
at least, use IL board with holes. largo
and small, bored III it. All eggs that
will go through the small holes are sent
to market, and those which will only 60
through the large holes are reserved for
home consumption.
Another printer devised scheme for
procuring good butter at his boarding
house table. The landlady had two TIA
bles for her gHcsts ranged one each side
OF large room. At one the women
boardcrs and married couples sat, while
at the other table the bachelors were
placed. AT the womcn's table there was
always good butter, but at the other the
butter was emphatically inferior a
printer boardcr suffered long and pa
tlently, but ut last he rebelled. He went
to the dining room just before dinner
ono evening and changed the butter
from ono table to the other. A howl
from tho womcn's table shortly after
had the desired effect.
The butter was of equally good quail
lty ut both tables thereafter New.
York Journal
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-09-24
Nice Distinction.

Caution and cowardicc sometimes run
pretty closely together, but they are al
ways distinguishable nevertheless. Even
child can generally see difference,
as III tho following case mentioned by
an exchange:
Teacher-Johnny, can you define for
us the difference between caution"
and "cowardice:'
Johnny-Yessm. When you're scarf
to go out on boat and stay at home for
fear it III sink and the boat comes in all
right. it's "cowardice -
Teacher-Well?
Johnny-And if you'r re scarf and stay
home and the boat does sink, then it's
caution. '-Youth's Companion.