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The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-08-17

GJ0 G00 CASH WILL BUY A FLOURISH
- 1O. OOu ing, growing, permanent business
that Will make fortune for the investor within a
few years; location near San Francisco. Prin-
cipals only who have the necessary capital, apply
personally bet. and IL to CHAS. f. NAYLOR,
$ F
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-08-17

T ADY WANTS PARTNER, EITHER SEX:
j good paying legitimate business. 131 Post ST.,
room 81.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-08-17

CALOON, WITH BUILDTNG: GOOD LOCA-
- tion ]. B. MIHANi 500 Kearny st.
Ge0O CANDY STORE; FINE LOCATION:
tDOOO. offer wanted. DECKER, 1905 Market.
BAKERY AND RESTAURANTS: RECEIPTS.
ID $40 per day. DECKER, 1906 Market ST.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-08-17

TTRST-CLAsS CHANCE Is OPEN FOR "A
j. bright young business man or married couple
90 into business in the Mission, capital $4,000
CURED owner wants to retire. Address J., box
lG2 CaU Office
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-08-17

DARTNER IN. MACHINE-SHOP AND AGRI
i cultural works; country. J. B. MIHAN, 500
h earny St
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-08-17
OAKLAND HOTELS.
ALAMEDA ADVERTISEMENTS
OFFICE-l435 PARK STREET.
ALAMEDA REAL ESTATE.

ALAMEDA REAL ESTATE.
O7O0 LOT 50X150.
S2OOO-Lot 5OxI15; cottage of rooms and
bath: stable; sunny frontage; 800 cash, balance
$25 monthly; No. 40.
$23OO-Lot 5OxS6, with rooms and bath; $50
cash. 500 per month; No. 1877
$1500-Lot 55x100: cottage rooms; part cash;
No. 129.
$60O-Lot 35x15O; snap
Houses to let in all parts of Alameda, $40 and
up. For bargains in Alameda property, the
Alameda Land Company, 1900 Park ST. corner
Santa Clara ave-, Alameda.
ITO EXCHANGE FOR SAN FRANCISCO RES
idence property; fine residences in Alameda:
houses 10 let and for sale. f. D. JUDD, 1924 Park
ST., Alameda.
DOR IMMEDIATE SALE NEAR SCHOOL
Il and station; streets improved and severed
$2250-$50 cash, $25 monthly; 30x100; cottage
rooms and BATH
$2400-$50 cash, $40 monthly; 81 :6x100: cot
tage, rooms and bath.
$325O-$5O cash, $35 monthly; 38x1O0; corner
house in fine condition; rooms and bath.
$3250-$200 cash, $50 monthly; 37x110; ele-
CANT colonial cottage; rooms and bath.
$3850-$200 cash, S35 monthly: 37x120; hand
some new cottage, rooms and bath.
Houses to rent from $40 up.
Open Sunday and holidays.
MARCUSE & KENNEL,
Bay-street station, Alameda, and 62S Market ST..
San Francisco
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-08-17

= ENERAL COUNTRY STORE: TERMS
VI easy. J. s. DiIHAN. 500 Kearny st.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-08-17

d ESTAURANT FOR SALE CHEAP ON AC-
III count of another business 220 First st.
DRACTICAL BAKER WANTS To RENT OR
1 purchase good bakery confectionery in the
country state full particulars and lowest cash
price. Address d. HOGAN, 955 Jefferson ST. Oak
land Cal
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-08-17

FIRSI- CLASS DRUGSTORE FOR SALE:
j doing firstclass business: in first-cass loca-
ton. Apply at CARROLL * CARRoLL'S, 306
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-08-17

no LEASE-FIRST-CLASS COUNTRY HO-
L tel. J. B. MILAN, 500 Kearny st.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-08-17
HOUSEKEEPING ROOMS Continued.


OOOI Ninth BAY WINDOW ROOM;
Z0U2 light housekeeping, or gentlemen.
11OO1 POLK-NEWLY FURNISHED SUN
l4UC2 ny front suite, with kitchen complete;
bath, gas; man and wife.
81 % POINT LOBOS AvE.-3 SUNNY FUR
AlLU nshed rooms Tor housekeeping, with use
of bath; $12; no children.
400 sIXTH-2 SUNNY FRONT ROOMS FOR
fAO housekeeping.
i r. SOUTH Park OR 2 SUNNY, WE'LL
10 furnished housekeeping rooms; cheap.
EOrI STEVENSON-8 ROOMS, SUITABLE
OOC2 for housekeeping; 81 90 month.
III STOCKTON SUNNY FRONT ROOMS
IL for housekeeping
I1J0 AYLOR, NEAR JACKsON-FUR
IfIO front room and kitchen; complete; S14
1T TENTH, NEAR MARKET-2 LARGE
IL i sunny rooms, complete for housekeeping
900 THTRD-FRONT FURNISHED HOUSE
Oh keeping suites very cheap; single, 81.
610 THIRD, COR. SOUTH PARK-FUR-
OlC nished housekeeping rooms.
az THIRTEENTH ST.-2 UNFURNISHED
~ rooms; rent reasonable
40 TURK-FRONT HOUSEKEEP ING
CfO room, $12; single room, So; back parlor
with folding bed, gas, bath: private family.
IO1O VALENCTA-2 SUNNY ROOMS FOR
lLfU housekeeping; 81 so per month.
FOO VAN NESS AVE.-sUNNY 'FRONT.'
40 rooms; nicely furnished for housekeeping;
reasonable
1904 WASHINGTON, NEAR JONES-MA-
lou rine view newly furnished light house
keeping rooms; detached; very desirable; reason:
able
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-08-17
STOCKTON ADVERTISEMENTS
STOCKTON REAL ESTATE.

EoR sALE-S750; COTTAGE; CORNER; I'M
u proved: Los Angeles; photo sent; box 81, 1O6l
Washington ST., Oakland.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-08-17
ATToRNEYs-AT-LAw.

o A DVICE FREE; DIVORCE AND PROBATE
n laws a speciality; suits, Superior, Justice and
Police Courts: terms reasonable; collections, etc.
CIV HOWE, att y-at-law, $50 Market col. Stockton
John K. AlTKEN, ATTORNEY AT-LAW, RS.
q 16 and II. 402 Montgomery ST., cor. California
W w. DAVIDSON, ATToRNEY-AT-LAW,4 APO
w California ST., rms. 14-16; advice free.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-08-17

TIRST-CLASS SALOON FOR SALE; DOIN(
i frst-class business. Apply at 800 Market ST.
CARROLL d CARROLL.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12

A suggestion Of a new source OF In
rome from the rubber tree Is contained
In a pamphlet by Senior da Cunha, re-
Gently published by the state govern
ment of Para. According to this au-
thor, it Is probable that before many
years elapse an important trade will
be developed In the seeds Of the rub
Der tree, which ire very abundant and
yield an important quantity OF oil,
which is said to compare favorably
with linseed oil. Up to the present
time this oil has been extracted only
In small quantities; but with the more
systematic regulation OF the rubber
industry, which the author predicts, Ii
Is expected that the rubber tree seed
will be included among the valuable
OF the country. Ii 1t Ia, in
deed, true that such oil can be made
from the seeds of the rubber tree, and
one that is similar to linseed oil, il
may be that from this will be pro-
duced the ideal RI bier substitute. II
Is a well known feet that the nearest
approaches TO a substitute for India
rubber have been made from linseed
and kindred oils, and perhaps the oil
Of the rubber seeds will be exactly
what tho trade has SO long been look.
tug fCr.-Rubber World.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
Early Autumn Cents,

The material most favored is a rath-
er rough surfaced black cloth, depend
ing for it's style on the smartness of
its cut and the extra large gutta-percha
buttons that are positive in their work
of fastening Ii, writes Isabel A. Mallon
in the September Ladies' Home Jour
nal. A simulated ~buttonhole is count
ed in very bad form, and the best
tailors invariably have a double set
OF buttons and a double set OF but
tonholes, SC that If one side should
show any sign OF wearing the other
can be Tapped over and utilized. Blue
cloth, very heavy, but smooth-surfac-
ed, is also In vogue, though few light
cloths, except the veritable silver gray
are seen. Plain, smooth-surfaced silks
are chosen for the Innings, a brocade
being only used when a rather more
elaborate style of design is chosen.
Hussar effects in black braid continue
to be liked, and are arranged in the
usual picturesque fashion across the
front of a coat, sc that they give to a
slender woman a decidedly broad APP
pearance. Velvet for lapels, collars
and cuffs is frequently seen, although
on what is known as the useful jack
eft no trimming Is used. Goats OF hun
ter's green made quite long have set
in; after the Louis aIatorZe fashion,
waistcoats OF white cloth deliberately
braided in gold or silver and closing
with small gold Or silver bullet but,
tons; the cuffs and revers r then fac
ed with white cloth and decorated
with the braid in harmony with the
waistcoat.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax
alive ef~ectually cleansing the system.
dispeiling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
aeYs, Liver and Re~e!s without %eak-
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in 50c and 81 bottles, but it il man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup OF Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
Extraordinary Growth.

The most remarkable instance OF q
human beings rapid growth and ma
turity, followed by decline, Is one re-
corded by the French academy In 1,29.
1t is that of a boy whose voice chang
ed at the age OF five; whose height at
six was five feet six inches aud whose
beard was then grown, making him
appear to be about thirty years old.
He had great physical strength and
could easily lift and carry a bag OF
grain weighing 200 pounds. His de-
cline was AS rapid as his growth. His
hair and beard turned gray when ho
was eight years old; at ten he tottered
In his walk, his teeth fell out and His
hands became palsied. He died al
twelve with every sign of extreme old
age.-London Sun.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12

Laura" said the young lady's
mother, not unkindly, "it seems to Inc
you had the gas turned rather low
last evening""
ut was solely for economy, nam
ma the maiden answered.
There Is no use trying to beat the
gas company, my daughter. / have
noticed that the shutting off of the
gas is always followed by a CORE
spending increase of pressure"
well, that lessons the waist, doesn't
1t. mamma, dear?" replied the artless
girl-Memphis Scimitar.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
Hoods Pills s a.s 'a 81 sss;s mild; etss-
French and American kitchens.

The kitchen of houses in Paris,
which have often been cited as models
because they are so small and conven-
lent, have been rebelled against by
the Society of French Cooks, who m
ployed DR.. Regard to find out the
causes of the alarming mortality in
their profession. 1t was found that
the kitchens were very damp, poorly
lighted,a and had little or no ventilation.
As a result their occupants We're sub
iect to rheumatism, varicose veins,
and hernia. To throat trouble coming
from draughts and intense heat to dys-
pepsia, and to alcoholism. resulting
from weakened constitutions. The
remedy proposed is TO make the kitch-
ems at least 10 feet long, s feet wide
and Z feet high, with bedrooms and
water closets. larders, and scul!eries
entirely and etfectually separated. A
model American kitchen has marbled
or tiled floor, tiled wall, open plumb
ing, marble or ~Ziuc-Covered tables, and
very little wood work. When a kitch-
on floor is not tiled 1t should be of the
very hardest wood. Georgia pine will
not answer, as it oCn wears off and
becomes rough. When a hardwood
floor is GU of the question oilcloth or
Iinoleum Is an excellent substitute.
If cold to the feet small kitchen rugs
may be laid before the table and stove.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
A National Pedigree.

1t was a very hot day, and when
Mr.. Dunnigan happened to meet his
daughter with her friend he, wishing
to do the polite thing, invited them
to have some ice cream, an invitation
which was at once accepted. When
they We're seated at the table in the
ice cream parlor Mr.. Dunnigan, ad-
dressing his daughters friend, affa-
bly, inquired: An pilot koind will
yez have, me dear?"
II win take some orange ice," she
replied.
Mr.. Dunnigau's brow darkened and,
glaring at the young lady m~alevolent-
ly, he Numbered: CAV yez do, yen
arder it yerself."
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
A Syndicate of MONASTERY.

Here are the names of the abominable
trio that compose it, hated and abhorred
by man and woman kind-dyspepsia, bilious
ness and constipation. What is the most
successful way to attack and squelch these
united monsters? Take Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters, and they will pull up stakes and
make tracks for parts unknown, leaving
no trace behind. The Bitters also exter-
inmates malaria, rheumatic and kidney
trouble and nervous ailment.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12

He contemplated her ixedly, and
when he spoke there was a thrill Of
pity in his voice.
My hand is yours" he faltered,
'"but my heart is ~another's."
His American wife waved her far
langutdly.
"1'H buy or SELL" she rejoined.
Pressing his hand to his brow, His
Grace the Duke rang frantically for
ice water and a straw, struggling in
the meanwhile to collect a few
thoughts.-Detroit Tribune.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
In the Library

What fool gave you a book on that
card?' asked the library official.
why it was a NEAR looking fellow
about-why, it was you"
That is as bad as what happened to
Horace Greeley one day.
He wrote a note to IL friend, and
when the boy delivered it the man
looked at it and handed it back, say,
ing, soto voco, Il can't read the id
FOOLS writing
The boy took the note back to Gree,
ley, who hastily opened 1t, and, not
being able to read it, said
Here, take this back and tell the
id fool l can't read his writing"
That's what he said" remarked the
boy.
What aghast.-Peck's Sun.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
OufcIa

Patrick Regain had a face on him
that, as he had once remarked him.
self, was an "ofince TO the land
scape." Next to his nominees his
poverty was the most conspicuous
part OF him. The other morning a
neighbor met him, when the following
colloQuy ensued:
AN how are We, Pat?"
"Moighty bad, intoirely. It's shtar,
walton that's shtarin' me in the face"
"Is that so? Sure, an it can't be
very pleasant for ayther Of yeZ."-
London Sporting Times.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
A Lucky Escape.

Mrs. Houlihan-Sure, Teddy, it's
costin' your sowl more to shave yure-
self than 1t would cos yure pocket to
pay for a barber.
Mr.. Houlihan (slashing himself
again)-Begorra, If it wuz a barber
that were cuttin' me this way, it's
lucky Old be to get off wild n life SEN
tence.-TexaS Siftings Library.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
when the Band Began to Play.

''Those two pugilists had a lively
setto last night" remarked the sporty
citizen.
Il didn't see it," was the reply. Il
was there. but / thought the fun was
pretty slow"
20, 1t was after that that the scrap
occurred. They got into a disagree
ment over the gate receipts.'-Wash-
ington Star.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
The Know

Hobson-I understand your daugh-
ter is taking great pains with her
singing.
The Poor Father-"Taking' is not
the word; giving" is more like it
Erie Messenger.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
GREAT BOOK FREE.

When DIR. X. V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y,
published the first edition of his work, The
Peoples Common Sense Medical Adviser,
he announced that after go, 600 copies had
been sold at the regular price, 81. so per
copy, the profit OH which would repay him
for the great moun of labor and money
expended in producing IL, he would dis
tribute the next half million free. AS this
number of copies has already been sold, he
Is now distributing, ABSOLUTELY free, 100000
piete, interest COUPON ing and val
liable e9mmon No.iff sense med
the recipient only being required to mail
to him, at The above address, this little
COUPON with twenty-one (2I) cents in one
cent stamps to pay for postage and pack
ing only, and the book will be sent by mail.
II is a veritable medical library, complete
in one volume. 1t contains over Fooo pages
and more than 900 illustrations. Tbs Free
| Edftton is precisely the same as those sold
at Sr.So except only that the books are
bound in strong MANILA paper covers in
stead of cloth. Send NOW before all are
given away. They are going off rapidly.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
A Grand old Woman.

Baroness Burdett-C outts gave a gar.
den party recently for the members OF
the International Geographical eon-
gress at her residence. Holly Lodge,
and after receiving her guests on the
lawn she entered a tiny chaise drawn
by a pony and made the tour of the
grounds. The baroness is a very won
derful old lady, close on eighty years
of age, but she begins TO feel the hand
OF time, and copies this original mode
of conveyance TO relieve her OF tho
fatigue of standing from the queen,
who has a similar pony chaise TO 90
about in. A tall footman holds the
pony's bride and guides the little
beast wherever his mistress desires to
60. 1t is said on one occasion the en-
tire equipages mounted the steps Of
the lodge and landed the baroness
withid her own hall d~oor.-Boston Her
aid.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
Retaliation.

Inkleigh-Did you read that last
story of mine?
Pushpen-I did.
Inkleigh-Well, I'm going to write
an article on how / anne to write ii.
Pushpen saYagely} BY George! II
you do, I'll write an article on how ]
came to read it..
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
His Last Recollection.

Well, what do you want sonny?'
asked the grocer.
II most forgot what mamma sent
me for" replied the perplexed little
boy on the outside of the counter, "but
] think it's a can of condemned milk"
Chicago Tribune.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
He Could stand Temptation.

do you think, sir" said the girls
mother, "that you would have the pa
thence and forbearance to be a kind
husbandT"
MADAM" replied the young man in
earnest tones, II can put a fourteen
and a half stand-up collar on a No. 10
shirt without saying "A strong word"
And she consented to the match at
once.-Household words.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
At Bath Beach.

Marie-That actress says that she
always puts her diamonds on when
she takes a bath. Do you suppose she
is afraid they will be stolen?
Hills-No; it's force of habit with
her. She's so used to putting them in
soak, you know.-Toledo Blade.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
Feline Amenities.

Miss Oldcash-Julia, dear, I'm going
TO give such a novel birthday party.
I've invited q guest fer every year Of
my life. Wort it be just lovely!
Miss Passee-Yes, but where will
you find room for them all.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
In the Light of woman's wit.

He struck a match on his heel to
use in lighting her lamp when she
remarked:
"You are as spry as a cat, arn't
you?"
DO you think sol" he murmured
in a pleasant tone.
Yes, you light on your feet, you
know."-Wheel.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12

Miss Coygirl-Jack Softleigh told me
last night that ! ought TO accept him
because he was willing to prove his
love for me.
Her Friend-What did you say?
Miss Coygirl-I said l couldn't see
it In that light.
Her Friend-Then what did he say1
Miss Coygirl - Nothing. He just
turned the light out.-Philadelphia
Record.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
In London,s Fog.

Driver Of Bus Ito conductor, whom
he called up)-Jim, tn OF gent behind
g just fell hoff.
Conductor-All right, Bin. Els paid
is fare.-Tid-Bl
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
An Accomodating Domestic.

"Why didn't you come when | rang"
said a Texas lady to her servant.
Because l did not hear de bell"
replied Matilda Snowfall.
thereafter when you don't hear the
bell you must come and tell me So"
"Yes'm."
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
Clenre
Couldn't be convicted?

Couldn't be convicted?
NO
after a dozen people saw him kin
the MANI
Yes. You see, no women brought
him flowers in his cell"
Moreover, II must be presumed in
nocent until me is proved guilty
Detroit Journal.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12

Mother-What axes you cry that
way2
Johnnie-Our poor teacher has been
sick so long, a~nd-and-
What, Did he dieT'
"No-no-He is getting well-boo
hoo"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12

81 see that they've nominated Coxey
for governor of Ohio" said one ex-
commonwealth.
Eyes" said the other, but we won't
have no such walking ez we had last
summer."-Washington Star.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12

Z HALLS CATARRH CURE is a liquid and Is
taken internally, and acts directly on the blood
end mucous surfaces OF the system, Write LOT
testimonials, free. Manufactured by
+. J. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, o.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
Could sympathize with Her.

Irate Wife appearing at head of the
stairs)--I think it's shameful. Here
have | been sitting up till nearly 3
o'clock! I'm quite dizzy from
Hubby-Zhat's funny, m'dear. Just
shame way-hic-m'shelf,
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12

Uncle Ned-Been fishing, Johnny?
Johnny-Yes, sir.
Uncle Ned-Catch anything?
Johnny-No; but / will when / get
home.-Roxbury Gazette
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12

She-But we have a pair already In
the ORA wing room.
He-We had. but ] have a~ccidently
knocked them down and smashed
them.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12

Hotel Keeper-What's the matter
here? You're just raising the deucel
waiter-No, sir; l just dropped the
trays-National Hotel Reporter.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12
Unexpectedly Handy.

North Side Observation-Disclosures
street!
Stranger with valise)-Divorcing
street? Hold on! Stop the car! This is
where l want to get out!-Chicago
Tribune.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1895-09-12

Mr. Jonathan Bates-My dear, / in
tend TO bring home tomorrow to din
ner n young fellow who would make
a good match for our Maria. He has
n good business, his looks are good
and his manners agreeable. There is,
however, n unfortunate thing about
him.
Mrs. Bates (nee O'Flaherty)-And
what's that?
Mr.. Bates-Well, you see, he's q
founding and hasn't really got a
name.
Mrs. Bates-Thin don't bring him
here. Niver shall Ii be said that
had a son-in-law who could only
write anonymous letters.-Judy.