Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1895-02-07
ANOyEL GUARANTEE.
4 COMPANY THAT FURNISHES GER
TlFlcArEs TO wooERs.

boon 60 che Uuay SLAM with STAR.
rinvcnbic Daught,r-Eatbcr ono sided,
as the wife Z. Not Bound tu Iutar
viewer Of Whom Something was Known.
Seeing the sign over tho door, I uter.
ed. III you wish 90 confer with Che
president sir, faid Che young man DO
front, lyon win find him u Dis private
Office" and thanking him ] entered Che
rear room. whore o pleasant iaced man
greeted mo cordially
"Won't you bl roa'ci2" h' solid
graspiug mo by th0 hand "l1 your
bugincss-of-cau
"Not 90 1ll. " tropl.od "As ] was
passing By / Thought ! would stop 300
md inquire into Che nature and scope
of tho Lovers Guarantee company.
which Geo adyortsod 30 ,ztou.IggIv D.
certainly ' responded 'l shall
be only too glad ,1 inform you uha. w1
AFRO hero f1r Tho LDyg' Guarantee
company was formed for Tho purpose NJ
securing coed husbands 90 all maId.ns
matrimouilliv inclined. and tho groat
success vo hHvo mot with thus flr
proves that t1aFo SO ON oge.'iont reason
for our existence Tho average man OF
nnuir has liHl, limo 90 look mp Tho
characior and nuIcaUI0uts ri thn young
follow who applies fr ml daughters
hand Wo look hmur and 81 ho i8 flt-
factory h1 gives ua o. bond. which rn.
titles him 90 o. certificate guaranteeing
him 60 ho ull that ho claims This bond
may DO good f1r five g tln years A
mans financial status is OF course easy
60 determine, but 30 D. into tho fuor nt.
tributes of character that $40 examine
particularly. Our certificate i1 nn nhso-
Lutte guarantee ~ Tho man. Of culrso
We have to BIO particular for should tho
wife nt any limo insist upon sopara.
tiun and show cause undor tho contract
We would hayo 90 pay all her legal ox
pnlcs md furnish her o. now husband
or mako over TO Dor certain payments 3D.
"Dut suppose" faid J. "aficr tho
man 81 married on, thoro develops some
hidden trait s0mo idi0ynurasy that
causes unhappiuc8s, but not separation,
what do you do thoui"
"such cases" replied tho president
Of tho Lovers Guarantee company. "aro
rare, but of oouuo they do occur IN %
case liko this We examine into the cnu
Of tho difficulty and 30 tho man Do
wrong tho flot that ho BE- under bond
gives us power over him, and generally
wo bring him 60 forms
But said ], suppose tho woman
In tho case is wroupf'
"This explained tio president "il
extremely unfortunate, Us wo have no
means Of reaching hu direct having mo-
power over hr We can, however, adj
viso tho man whn. 20 do, generally with
most folicitous rUults AS rule these
differences como from ignorance ON both
sides Whore thoy nro cxtromo and %
separation Is advisable We have Ga our
employ tho best lawyers. mud divorces
arc obtained Ia tho most private why.
"Wo have In our employ ono Of tho
most ointment phronologisti Ia thocoun-
try. who examines tho heads Of all np.
plioanta Our head physician, who gavo
" n largo practice 20 come with as, has
--.'''uwinR stat oi assistants, and thCfo
? look carefully INTO tho physical condi,
zion Of the applicants. You may dupJnd
upon IL that when nn applicant has sue.
oossfully run tho gantlot we lay out for
him no will mako a good husband Wa
advice all young married people 10 have
homes Of their own, no matter how
humble and have o homo buronu through
which u member can obtain advice uu
tho most desirable way 20 1.-Two tho best
locations q list Of houses and apart
monts and tho lowest rontA by thi.
means wo aro enabled 10 mako au or,
rangemeut with landlords 30 that oui
patrons can obtain certain discounts and
privileges Wor1 you thinking-ahOm
of entering upon tho now lifOf
ooh, no. " Irapliod modwtly II nu
already married, and, added laugh
ingly "ldou't suHplfocNso5 Of this6orl
como unlar your jurisdiction
Indeed thay do, replied tho pr1rl
dent Of tho Lovers Guarantee company
"Wo have laf0,y formed % department
for tho hCnCht Of married people and
flud ittol0 great success. For amalI
sum yearly, in advance, wo furnish la
dies with advice ns Co tho proper man
nrum'nt Of husbands and direct them
how 20 act IA special emergencies Ful
instance, should % husband BIO called
nwuy TOO frequently at night 'on bust
moss, imhib1 too iroply--l may say this
IS ono NJ our greatest uhsilclH-u OF
should ho become ill naturgd or non
traotallo, We ton her what Co do. "
ell tlis department socryt9'
'Ngt ut AN, " horcp1ndgd "mdoa,
wo invio publicity Such ia urrauu
tni0n that tho moro iuat mado known
60 o man tlas his unmo 80 ou our book
win hlyo tendency Co bring him G,
bis a0n-as
"Ny dear sin " said / warmly ns
rose 90 rH, 'yuu GRO uor0upI i-HiuE {
great work, and am glad 1 called iu &c
500 you THgH, thanking him. ! wa
about to depart when inc stopped m.
gourl5aua'v
"Ezgu.o me- D." mo- a'd, "lut woulJ
you mind giving mo your uamo} IMi
ways lilo 20 taEo down th0uomos OF Oh
cur friend
Certainly not " said L. "I wouIt
Just us soon a3 mot. Us iti 8 JUatu0.lhl
lmay want 20 ady with yau my..I
lator ON, My name sir. is Withwly
A bright and engaging milo cam
over tho face OK Unprecedented tho Low
ors' Guarantee company "Ah. yos, iu
decd, no oyolaimgd 3d. Scot. WitAog
by, in'tits"
"That's &C." 1 replied dumiluudo1
hmm rising iu my iur.gt elbow Oh.