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The Green Forest tribune., 1895-03-07

THERE are no indications that
the senate will wear mourning
because OF the absence of Dolph OF
Oregon.
The Green Forest tribune., 1895-03-07

THE Prince OF Wales has gone
yachting. Now what will his poor
yachtless a merican imItators do?
The Green Forest tribune., 1895-03-07

WHY the Goulds did not buy
something higher than Count is
one OF the popular conundrums.
The Green Forest tribune., 1895-03-07

In the opinion of Capt. Howgate
jury acquital is several points
more desireable than striped
sniff
The Green Forest tribune., 1895-03-07

II the turbecuiine cure for in
sanity proves y success there are
lots OF people outside the asylums
who may nope to become sane.
The Green Forest tribune., 1895-03-07
ne MS PApERt.AWS.

If Ifsubscribers order adiscontinuance Of their pc
rlo5icals ard fail topay arearages the publish
ers may continue to send them until the arear-
ages are paid.
ifsuhscribers refuse or neglect to take their
periodical from the olhec to which they are dI-
directed they responsible until they have set
tied their bill and ordered them discontinued.
The courts have decided that refusing to take
periodicals FROM the Office, or orremoving and ieay-
ny them uRca!l ed for, is pima facie evidence OF
Intentional fraud.
The Green Forest tribune., 1895-03-07
THURSDAY, MARCH 7, 1895.

PERHAPS Miss Anna Gould is
only after beating the income tax
collector.
The Green Forest tribune., 1895-03-07

HGgeAll local advertising is inserted
and charged for accordingly until order
ed out.
The Green Forest tribune., 1895-03-07
A. J. r U S S & L + !,

ATToaNEY-AF Law.
Collections speciality Office with Tribune
GREEN FOREST ARKANSAS
The Green Forest tribune., 1895-03-07

THE Gould-CastelIane wedding
took place Monday.
The Green Forest tribune., 1895-03-07

~ Advertising agents or strangers who desire
oplace an advertisement in this paper must ac-
company their orders with the CASH.
The Green Forest tribune., 1895-03-07
Found Charred Remains.

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The Green Forest tribune., 1895-03-07

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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16
THE CIRCULATION LIAR.

Plumb, once upon time. made n
declaration in the United States senate
touching the per capita circulation of
the country. that set old John Sherman
and the ShylOck sharks to bowling
from one end Of the land to the other.
1t was TO the effect that there was, in
truth, in actual circulation but a little
more than $500 10 the individual.
Plumb'S voice was drowned and his
figures given the lie by doctored state
mentS, but unquestionatly he tod CT
Il condition that was H10C relatively
true than the exhibits Of the treasurer,
which condition if since altered has
been for the worse. 1t is estimated by
those who have given the matter at
tention that at least fifty millions of
dollars of greenbackS, treasury and
national bank notes which CarliSle'S
books show to be still in circulation.
have been destroyed and lost in various
ways within the past thirty years, and
are not therefore in circulation nor
even can be presented for redemption.
To these aggregated millions there are
nearly ten millions more Of dollars of
postal currency which disappeared,
never reaching the treasury, but also
counted in the circulation. To these
millions must be added the nearly
two hundred millions of gold that has
gone to Europe in the adjustment of
balances within the past few months.
only Il portion of which we have
brought back with bonds. Now, If rs
Cleveland proposes, all Of the legal ten
der notes should be redeemed and de-
stroyed, who is so ignorant as not to
understand that the purchasing power
of the money left in the hands of the
few would be enhanced beyond eSti-
nation and all property values ruined:
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16
THE PROMISE OF THAT TICKET.

The Endorsement of Mayor Cox and
his administration by the convention
was something out OF the ordinary.
He was not only indorsed by resolu-
ton and renominated unanimously.
but two OF his old appointees, for
places which the legislature had made
elective. We're nominated on the ticket.
also. No expression of confidence could
have been made stronger. The reso-
lutoins or platform declares for re-
trenchment specifying water and light.
1t might have well included some other
things including the city schools.
That Mayor Cox has been earnestly
for retrenchment at all times during
the past year we not only personally
know, but the records plainly attest
the fact But beyond a certain line
the mayor is powerleSs, and beyond
still another the city council itself *
also. 1t rests with the voter VINO elects
whether there shall be such a retrench-
ment and cutting down of expenses
rs shall afford any real relief. The
by such Il solid and strongly cmpha
sized sentiment as viii not only prove
a barrier to personal greed and cor
Dorate demands. either made Singly or
in combination. but such as viii con-
strain the city council TO relentleSsiy
apply the pruning knife no matter who
protests. That expenses will have 10
he curtailed every taxpayer knows.
If they are not Il practical cOntiSca-
ton of property will follow through
exOrbitant taxation. \ comparison
made with other cities of the state
does not make Il favorable showing for
Wichita in several directions. The
resolutions Of the convention pledge
the nominees TO such rigid economy in
all departments as shah not be incon-
sistent with the interests of the city.
The interest Of the individual taxpayer
is paramount to and includes those of
the city. The taxpayer must be re
iieyed in any event.
Then, with a tried man at the head,
and with the formulated demand made
upon the council, let us elect the ticket
named as it was, by a convention com
posed of the best men OF the city
by such a majority as shall leave no
excuse for uncertain action and no
question as TO the decisive demand of
the people
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16
WHY, of Course, Never.

Lawrence Journal: In talking Of the
embarrassing of the Kansas CITY STOCK
Yards the other day, the Kansas CITY
Journal said that the committee exam
med the books and could find nothing
there to indicate that Kansas farmers
had been treated unfairly. That does
settle it. Had anything wrong been
done, of course the stock yards men.
innocent fellows that they are, would
have at once entered ii on their books.
They are honest, fair and reasonable,
of course. Their own books prove II.
If they had not been the committee
would have found on those books such
entries as these: NOV. /. Knocked
out the eye of Tim Jones OF Jones Vile,
on a car of hogs. Nov. s. Buncoed
Pete Peters of Petersville and he went
home broke. Dec. /. Pulled the wool
of his own sheep over the eyes or BUCK
Ramsey of Woolentown. He escaped
with a few dollars Dec. 4. Pulled the
leg of Dick Duffer of Douglas for an
even hundred plunks on car OF steers.
Dec. 10. Couldn't work Simon Simple
of Shawnee on the regular racket so
took him over and filled him up on
kaw water. The price of his car re-
NAMED in the kitty" That is the way
it would be if there had been any crook
ed work done about the stock yards,
and the fact that the committee did not
find anything ON the books TO show
crookedness," proves beyond doubt or
controversy that there is nothing
wrong. Let the howlers be howlless,
and the kickers' legs be stopped.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16
Kansas in Marble.

Kansas City Gazette: In the United
States capitol at Washington is a large
apartment known as Statuary hall, and
each state is entitled TO place two stat
ueS of its favored citizens there in. In
many instances the selections are quite
appropriate, while many are not. 1t
has been definitely determined-at
least we suppose the senate concurred
with the house-by the legislature as
to who shall represent Kansas in this
assortment of marble. The legislature
requested permission to place the statue
of John Brown, furnished by some as
ISOLATION down east, in said place, and
credited to Kansas. Notice was Serv-
ed that the friends Of Il. Il. Plumb
would ask the next legislature for
like request from the state To place a
statue of Plumb there also. This Will
exhaust all the right the state is en-
titled TO in this respect, so we are to
be represented by John Brown and
Preston b. Plumb. There has always
been a row in Kansas about Brown,
but not out of the state. The old Free
state settlers do not agree, but so far
as fame the world over and for all ages
may go John Brown is inseparably con-
neCted with Kansas. he was never
a bona fide resident OF Kansas. lie
came to the territory to commit the act
which lead to his martyrdom at Har-
per's Ferry. but the time had not
come. He did not get along well with
the Free State leaders, ana soon left
the territory. He gave his life, and
whether crazy or not, his soul goes
marching on" became the inspiration
of an army 70 a million men. His
fame exceeds that of Kansas As the
Council Grove Republican puts it:
Go to any foreign country and inquire
of every well informed person 10 whom
should Kansas pay homage, without
moments hesitation viii come the reply
John Brown In a poem, read at the
quarter century celebration Of the set
Element Of the state held in 1S79, Eu-
gene Ware referred to the Republic of
Nvanza. which may exist in Africa
a thousand years from now, as having
2 monument bearing the inscription
John Brown Of Kansas As said on
the floor Of the house by Mr. Lambert
OF Lyon. Senator Plumb represents
every phase Of life in Kansas from the
poverty-stricken and heroic pioneer
through all the sacrifices of war and
drought. in every branch OF civil and
political life. business trials, and adver-
stiles and successes. the thoughtful and
persistent friend OF all classes, and clos
ing his active lie Us one Of the foremost
statesmen Of the republic. We think
Kansas VIII rank high il that gathering
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16
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yoyneu in Public Life.

Emporia Republican: 1t may be adj
mitted that the conduct of the men
members of the Colorado legislature
yesterday was very ungallant, even IN
gentlemanly, but this fact in no way
relieves the lady members who were
placed in a very embarrassing position
The discussion was considered unfit
even for the galleries which were order
ed cleared, but for the lady legislators
there was no escape: there they sat
throughout the shameful scene, unable
10 resent the insulting language of the
men. OF course il will be said that the
conduct of the male members was ut
terly inexcusa BILE, but the fact remains.
right or wrong, that the equal rights
idea tends to destroy all chivalric i'm
pulses, and the episode in the Colorado
legislature is but the legitimate result
of this so-called advancement. When
women come to sustain such relations
TO men a these women lawmakers 90,
being forced as they are to act like men,
and talk like men. all obligations which
men hold themselves under in other re-
lations of life are, TO say the least
very, materially modified, and quite
naturally so. The women legislators
have no right to complain: If they had
been ruling in their proper spheres
the homes-it would not have nap
raned
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16
Boilers Are All Right.

Lawrence Journal: The Dol. a COZ
oneI Drought IL the municipal election
Of Kansas City. Kan. calls out the Re
mark from some ardent Republican
that the colonel viii kin himself Pc
Htically. Don't be too sure John J.
ingalls, once boIted the state ticket.
and at a very critical time. too. But
he didn't kill himself politically. on
the other hand. he has been richly re-
waTded And later corners 10 the state
VIII remember that Major J. X. Hud
son was one Of the bijterest enemies
the party had at one time. His Re-
creancy does not appear 10 have killed
him, o. Il il did mis- resurrection has
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16
The 0Qlier 1av aelc Saturday 1Hor,ine 9arsh TO- 1885

come before time Then going back
only few years we find that gentle
man by the name OF Baker canVassed
the state in opposition to the Republic
can party. He is the same gentleman
who is now drawing $1,000 a year and
holding a seat down in the United
states senate. On the whole we are in
clined TO think that our friends is mis-
taken when he thinks that bolt will
kill man politically in Kansas On the
other hand it looks as though the party
is willing to give him the best il has in
stock in order to get him to come back.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16
WICKED WORDS.

For the benefit of The gentlemen who
have thought the Eagles criticisms of
the legislature n matter IN the over
looking of which no harm could have
come and much diSagreeable reflection
avoided, we Will quote from u four
column editorial Skinning. INDUCED in
by special champion Of the present
state administration, and by man
who has had much experience as Il
Kansas legislator. The Hon. Sol Mil
Ter. i'll the last issue of his Kansas
Chief concludes rs follows:
We are we'll aware that We shall be as
sailed and denounced for this criticism
by those who have profited by the late ses-
sion. We shall be accused Of all manner
of unworthy motives, and denounced for
furnishing ammunition 10 the enemy to
fight the Republican party. II this lesis-
lature represented the sentiments Of the
Republican party. then il needs 10 be
fought, and deserves to be defeated. Re
cent reverses should have taught the
party something. 1t should have striven
10 avoid the plumbers and excuses of the
party lately hurled from power, instead
of going more deeply into the work Of
plumber. If this was to be the rule. bet
ter that the calamity should have elected
its state ticket and legislature and born
the odIum. IF the people are 10 be de-
ceived. imposed upon. and plundered. II
does not make il easier 10 bear that
Republicans are the perpetrators. What
avails il TO defeat the calamity party
and then permit n little remnant of that
party TO coerce the legislature into ali
manner of schemes Of plumber Tor the
benefit chiefly OF calamityitesf It would
have been better 20 have let Improvements
AT the public institutions remain AT a
standstiu for two years longer, than %
have submitted 10 such disgrace. # calaU-
iJy reckleSsness and plundering are 20
go on under Republican rule, Of what ben
eft are Republican victories
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16
out of politics by allowing them TO
remain omen on Sunday

The California fruit crop has again
been ruined by Il hard freeze. but the
dry, juiceless, pithy pear will still be
found at all the fruit stands. And is
of great service to people who want
to knock their teeth out
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

It's dangerous law that allows a
warship 10 IRE shot across the bows
Of Il merchant ship. and should be
repealed, or our enemies be compelled
TO hire better markSmen.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

A crowd of Philadelphia girls
screamed and fed when Il male model
was stripped of his clothing day before
yesterday. But the strange part of it
to a non-profeSsional is how the model
himself mauag ed 10 stand it.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

Generally the Democrats make out
that they are fully satisfied with CIeve-
lands administration. but when il
comes 10 renominaJiRc It, they will
pause and consider about two ami n
half seconds.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

Scientists claim that there are mi
crobcs in a kiss. If this be true the
microbes have the good sense not to
stand around and Try TO prevent bus
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

Mr.. Lease told his children Of Atlas
supporting the world and one asked:
"Who supported AtlaS:" His wife,
/ suppose" Mr.. Lease said languidly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

The sight of a dude walking along
streets Of New York wildly waving
his hat above his head and screaming
At every step viii not be surprising
The prince Of Wales waved his hat At
q Yacht race.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

The report that there was revolu-
tion on al Colon is false and the Guth-
RE Leader remarks the the whole thing
appears to have been 4 typographical
error-pfobaoly Il semi-cclon was
meant.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

Mitrzsaweti in the Fiji islands has
been struck by a cyclone. II looks
like it.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

sop for Silver Men" is the headlines
placed over European kilograms about
the forthcoming international bimetal-
lie conference by the Chicago Herald.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

Mrs HoUsEE-"How care you KISS the
se,-,ant gir.l before Inen' Houser-''Excuse
me. | have been kissii- z you off and on for
several years / have just begun with her.
didn't kiss her before you. "-Phlladelphla
Junuirer.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

Il * said that Castellane WAS afraid
10 ask his wife who her grandfather
was. for fear she might answer 10y ask
ing another question and offend Max
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

The old proverb there's lot Of good
fish in the sea" does not apply To the
Gulf of Mexico if. rs reported. $4,000
tons have been killed lay the cold
weather
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

Kansas City, Kan, claims that it
only cost $4,000 a year to run the city,
but then they only get about $4,000
worth of results
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

If some foreign ship should bang
away at the Violet. in which Cleveland
is duck hunting, Gresham would find
some cause for offense or he would
lose his inh
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

After reading the Gazette it is easy
TO believe that some of the cliff dwell
Iers acrossth line have gotten the ear
of George Martin.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

As an oftice-holder Mary Ellen
sticketh closer than 4 brother If the
women once get control Of the office
they would lie terrible hard to Dust.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

refused present of solid silver tea
service the other day taxes our cred
Utility Why didn't he take it and de-
monefiZn il.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

Philadelphia women art students re
fused 10 look on a nude model out
of courtesy in allowing the ladies TO
leave the room first most of the men
had 10 remain.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

Those who have not seen the state
house in Topeka viii not clearly under
stand why it is still there. 1t was too
heavy for the legislature 10 carry away.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

Nevada has Endorsed Sibley for presi-
dent, and viii now gracefully settle
back and see what the United States
is going to do about it
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

The nation is sad; l cannot make
the people laugh" says Eli Perkins.
This remark viii certainly make the
public long ago tired of Perkins, smile.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

II Mrs. Lease doesn't see what she
wants she begins mandamus proceed
jncS
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

Three Pittsburg shoplifters have
stolen 10000 worth of silk goods.
They kindly left the buildings in which
the dry goods stores are located.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

After an awful Jhrob in the brain
regions a man got UP in Il meeting in
New York the other night and declared
seriously that saloons could be taken
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

While Grover is hunting the people
are holding the bag,-in fact they have
been holding the bag ever since Grover
took his seat
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

Owing 10 circumstances over which
he had DO control Barney Kelly has
not vet etc.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

Judge DennisOn is said not to be
much on superscdeas, but he is a bird
when it comes TO pedigreeS. It's all
latin anyway.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

even II pneumonia Is aTtaueu us
ease.
Hutchinson Interior Herald: The
Cubbison gambling law, so far, is not
in effect here. Boys spend their Sat
urdays playing keeps
Winfield Courier: Two years more
OF Grover is hard to contemplate, but
the people can be comforted by the re-
Election of "Whom the Lord loveth, He
chasteneth."
Emporia Gazette: - Missouri man
Rugged his wife so hard that he broke
two of her ribs, but a Kansas man loved
another woman so hard that his wife
broke her head"
Anthony Republican: All the officers
OF the Tennessee National guard threat
en- to resign, because the legislature
made no appropriation for an encamp
ment What's the first duty Of a SOL
der?
Garden City Herald: y Michigan
judge has decided that witness can
testify by telephone. That might save
cost back there, but Kansas man
would demand mileage for sending his
voice Just the same.
Peabody Gazette: The Hiawatha
World has sprung the name of Cover
nor Morrill, for the vice presidential
candidate in go y mighty good selec-
ton but we want the governor of Kan
sas few years longer.
Hiawatha Herald: The resubmissjon
bill was not even seriously considered
by the legislature. The present. law
which provides prohibition for prohi-
bitionists and liquor for suzzlers seems
TO be quite satisfactory.
Atchison Champion: An observing
writer says that in the days of John the
Baptist, if a preacher preached the
whole. unsoftened truth, and applied
religion TO practical life, they cut off
his head. In these days they cut off
his salary.
Salina Republican,: The fact that
the appropriations of the late congress
congress" by s, 900, 600 does not
add TO the regrets of the people of
this country that the ''reformers" have
adjourned.
Larned Optic: ut is said that Great
Bend girls become brides at such
youthful age that ii becomes necessary
for them TO burn their play things at
the wedding festivities TO show to the
world that they have renowned child
ish pastimes forever.
Medicine Lodge Cressett: Messrs.
Cleveland and Carlisle are taking lit
tie duck hunt down on the Chesapeake
bay. With congress adjourned and the
president and secretary of the treas
ury off on duck hunt, business has
chance to get in d few days work.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

The grounding has fulfilled his
promise but there is no sense in throw
ing in some for good measure.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

Congress is dead and the country will
probably never look upon its like again.
The country ought to be kicked if it
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

The Sold-bugs are i'll mortal terror
of a white substance that is Slow.
but surely going 10 get =-ay with
them.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

The New York 400 have no use for
Russell Sage. Sage is too stingy to
be naughty.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

Kind old Philadelphia objects to nude
models being exhibited in art classes.
The model is liable to catch the grip.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

Under the cOrrOding climatic in
fluences Of oblivion it is slowly becom-
ing u. Simpson.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-03-16

Or. Doyle declares that his greatest
debt is to Poe. Anybody who had
read Of Sherlock Holmes" knew it
long ago