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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-11-06
LOCAL AND GENERAL

The Board of Health meets to-
day at B pm.
The band played the Coptic off
this morning.
James Steiner has moved into
his new residence on Adams
Lane.
A fat advert sement in the Bull
LET1N makes can stock Of
goods
Chung Leong has been engaged
by the. Chinese Times as mana
ger cityfgeporter.
Dire1f6rs # ilealani Boat Club
. meet tonight at the usun! hour
and place.
The departure of Minister Hatch
today caused two Cabinet sessions
t. b. held yesterday.
ii. Shuttle, of Hackfeld e Co.,
is on vacation to Hawaii, having
left by the Hall yesterday.
The Chinese Protective Assoc
alton met last night and transact.
ed routine business.
Hilo people are doing their ut
most to entertain the visiting
guests on the bennington.
Henry Deacon, manager Of the
Pepeekeo plantation, has return
ed from his trip to the Coast.
There is considerable sickness
in the city according to Medical
Inspector Wayson.
Many people will be made hap
py by the S35, 200 which is to be
discussed by the government to-
day.
Fra nix Lillis has his hack stand
at the corner Of Beretania and
Nuuanu streets. Ring up tele-
phone 7O5.
There was string of fourteen
loaded wagons waiting their turn
to get to the Claudlne's wharf yes
terday at 2:45 p. m.
The Board of Directors of the
Y. Nj. G. A. will meet tomorrow
evening TO admit new members
and transact other necessary bust
ness
Fred. Smith, the popular pas
senger agent of the Oahu railway,
is stopping at Hilo, whore he is
the guest Of Mr.. and Mrs. E. d.
Baldwin.
The japanese Consulate is in
vestigating the cases of the eigh-
teen japanese arrested in connec-
ton with the rioting on Monday
night.
The regular Wednesday even
ing prayer service of the Metho-
dist Episcopal church will be
dispensed with tonight in defer
ence to the Yatman meeting.
At the next regular meeting of
the Women's Board of Foreign
Missions Mrs. A. f. Cooke will
read an obituary on the late Mrs.
A. V. Soares.
The Women's Board of Foreign
Missions at its meeting yesterday
afternoon adopted resolutions Of
sympathy with the family of the
late Mrs. A. V. Soares.
An advertisement, unlike a per
golal solicitor. never bOres man.
1t is generally read during leisure
hours. The BULLETIN is the best
advertising medium in Hawaii.
Pohano, the old native tried in
the police court yesterday after
noon tor appropriating money
which did not belong to him, was
found guilty and sentenced to six
months at hard labor.
The two teams of the Honolulu
Athletic Association who are
matched to play football on
Thanksgiving day INDUCED in
practice game yesterday after
noon. Another game will take
place tomorrow.
The Chinese-Englisb Debating
Society has leased the lower floor
of it's building for five years to
Tong Fat. The society will dis
cuss the question of whether mis-
sionaries are beneficial to China
or not at its Friday evening meet
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-11-06
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-11-06
To Let.

To Let.
ALMA COTTAGE, At WAIKIKI. Is TO
Let, furnished, together with a beach lot.
Apply to
FRANK HUSTACE
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-09
BRIGHT BITS.

Fond Parent: 1 wish, Bobby, that 1
could be a little boy again.
Bobby; wish you could-littler than
me.-Tit-Bts.
II really believe the baby favors YOU -
the visitor ventured to say.
She does asserted the father with
emphasis She favOrs the whole fami-
". for that matter with soprano solo
every night. Francisco Chronicle.
in Switzerland,-The landlord presents
his bill to the traveller. The latter looks
at the sum total and prepares to pay with
out demur. Mine host, stupeied at this
unwonted promptitude on the part of a
guest, stammers out:
Il beg your pardon, sir; will you let me
have another look at the bill? I must
have omitted something. Voltaire.
Surprised but Equal to the Occasion
English Host-You never saw parlia-
ment In session before, did you, Miss
Midwest? You are surprised now, l dare
say, to see the members sitting with their
Fair American Gn the visitors gal
lery-Yes but l suppose they do that in
order to have them handy when they want
10 talk through them.-Chicago Tribune.
Their Literary Achievements-"So she
rejected Herbert and chose Will"
Yes. They both did their best to please
her. She has literary tastes, you know,
and Herbert sent her a beautifully writ
ten volume of poems"
SION g
IT did. But VIII showed her his care
fully edited bank book" shington
Evening Star
Casper Corker: What's de matter
wild yer foot7
Jonas Deadbeat; Yere know dat 'ouse
round yere on de corner?
yep"
y went up dere las night. an as l
went up de path l saw er dog squatted
in the dark. ready to jump. an l kicked
i'm
An he bit your"
Not on your life-it wuz a iron dog
Tom: Did you ever do any deep-sea
fishing?
Emily: Well, l became engaged on an
ocean steamer.-Judge.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-09
badness Was No Bar.

An agent soliciting trade for a Broadway
photographer recently called at the Park
avenue home of one of New YOrk's best
known physicians and tried to convince
the doctor that he should have his picture
taken, says the New York World. He was
selling IS photograph coupons. The
physician has terribly bald head. Moth
ing but a fretful fringe remains of an erst-
while luxurious head of hair. On that ac-
count he had long ago given up having
photographs of himself made, so he re-
piled:
NO. thank you want none of your
coupons. l have broken myself of the pho
tograph habit. My head is too bald for
the business"
But the agent was persistent. and finally
the physician said: Il will make you a
fair proposition. I will take double dose
of your coupons If you Will promise to fix
my pictures so the bald spot will not
show"
"All right" said the agent, after mo-
ment's reflection Mr.. - can arrange
that. Such things are done every day in
our business. Here are your coupons.
Come to the gallery for your sitting next
Saturday.
When he went to the photographers
studio the following Saturday the doctor
was met at this door by a lad who, when
the customer removed his silk hat, said:
"Oh, this is DR.. --, is it? Pass right
along this way" Curious to know why
this lad had been forewarned of his visit,
the physician passed in and was finally
met by young lady, who glanced at his
head and said
"Oh. DR.. -. I believe. The man who
wishes to have photographs which will in
dictate that he has a full growth of hair
on his head"
I'm the man." perplexedly replied the
physician, as he went on out into the
operating room.
All" said the man in charge of the
cameras, this is DR.. -, is II not? The
man for whom we are to make photo
graphs which will not show the badness
of his head, as our agent promised. Just
kindly step over TO the other end of the
room. No, do not lay your coat and hat
down. Keep the overcOat on your arm and
kindly place your hat on your head.
That's right; now look pleasant, please.
Therei Your pictures taken"
well! l hope l can get home without
being taken in by a gang of bunco steer
ers,' said the physician, after he realized
that he had been made the victim of a
clever trick
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-09

Perhaps it is a little late in the day for
anecdotes of the late Emperor of Russia.
Alexander Ill, says the New York Tri-
bune, but it is believed that this one has
never been in print before, and it well
illustrates how constantly he was haunt
ed by the fear for his life, and besides.
it is true.
An artist had been commissioned to
paint the emperor's portrait few years
before his death, and had been installed
for the purpose in the palace at which his
majesty was then staying. One day the
sitting was somewhat more prolonged
than usual, the day was rather warm.
and the emperor became tired and almost
fell asleep. Suddenly the artist raised
his brush to the level of his eye at arms
length to measure with the handle some
proportions of the sitter's figure The
emperor was sufficiently awake to OBJ
serve the movement, but not sufficiently
TO comprehend its meaning, He sprang
to his feet and laid his hand upon his
sword. Then he saw that the artists
weapon was nothing more dangerous
than a paint brush, and, merely saying
that he was too tired to sit longer, with
drew from the room.
The next day the artist was informed
by a court official that the emperor did
not desire to continue the sittings Ac-
cordingly he portrait was never finished.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-09
The secret of Contentment.

The most contented people are those who
abide by the old and tried, the old is so
satisfactory that the new cannot offer anv
inducement for change. Now that's lust
why Simmons Liver Regulator has main
tanned its popularity these many years.
Notwithstanding the many limitations and
Inscriptions dealers who have done everR-
thing possible to draw the people awav
from Simmons Liver Regulator The peo-
pie of the South have too much good sense
to turn away from an Old Friend, espe-
cially when the Old Friend is so far su-
Derior 10 everything that is new To take
Simmons Liver Regulator means a lonp
life and a happy life. But twill be a short
life and miserable one TO any who
allow themselves to be persuaded by dis
honest dealers to take any of the imita-
tions or counterfeits. Stick to the Old
Friend with the Red z on the package. The
real sim onpurearticle
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-09
Personal.

The latest popular story in Germany
aDout the emperor Is 10 the effect that
he recently asked his brother Prince Hen
~, what ne lthe emperor could do TO
make another sensation. Stay at home
Tor three consecutive months" was the
reply OF Prince Henry. But the chances
are mat the suggestion will never be
adopted.
-Bouguereau has signed his name to 42s
canFases- This number, Of course, does
not include sketches and other miscei-
laheous work He has hanging in his
s sssualo nls TWO first pictures. one Of
these, Crimes of Youth" represents a
dying man fiat on his back in a desert,
with the Angel Of Death approaching to
clai i ms rights; the other depicts Dante
ana mis- companion exploring the Internal
regions and witnessing scenes of horror.
-Nienese papers state that Car Mich
olas IL. Is a mere puppet IN the hands Of
gls mother. The reign Of the dowager
empress is. however. confined TO politics
In court society the young empress-a
hessian princess, with an English edu-
cauon-ruies supreme; she has already
succeeded in making English the domi-
nant language in court circles. and is
endeayoring to supplant Russian with
English etiquette and habits. And now
Ine average Russian would not be sur
Prlsed 10 learn that the court cats are
being taught to bark.
Sir William Harcourt, Rosebery's
Ilsnt-nand man, Is not having a good
time IN the new parliament. Mr.. Healy
-hNHbNL MN lNtNuNlNs anu When ne at
tempted TO retaliate Mr. Nesey Knox
pointedly called him the member for
Derby-I mean for West Monmouth
shire. The fact that he had been de-
feated In Derby seemed to nettle the
great man even more than Mr.. Healy-s
contemptuouS announcement that he
had had enough of the liberals ana
their empty promises, and was going to
see what he could get out of the tories.
Las NOvedades, a Spanish exchange,
states that there Is at present in Cuba
among the Spanish troops a young Off
GER Don Christobal Colon, son of the
Marquis OF Barboles and nephew of the
Duke of Veragua, who visited the United
states during the worlds fair. Don
Christobal is a lieutenant OF the Second
Peninsular regiment. 1t is curious
coincidence" says the Novedades, that
there should be found fighting for Spain
a descendant of the great discoverer, to
whom she is indebted for Cuba, and that
this descendant should bear precisely
the same name as his illustrious ances-
tor"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-09
MIR. Chugwater.s HumiIiation.

Mr.. Chugwater entered the store with
the confident air of a man who knew ex-
actly what he had come to buy and was
prepared to pay the cash for it, says the
Chicago Tribune.
Ia want a pattern No. 1874" he said
for thirty-eight-inch waist"
Are you sure that's the right size?'.
asked the young woman behind the coun-
ter.
Yes, that's the size my wife told me
to get"
is it for her?' said the young woman,
with some hesitation of manner
Il don't know that that makes any dir
ference" rejoined Mr.. Chugwater, slight
~ raising her voice, but l have no OBJ
lection to stating that it Is"
I beg pardon-but would YOU mind
telling me how much she weighs?"
she weighs about $50 pounds
4 thought So" said the young woman,
reaching promptly for something in one
of the pigeon holes behind her. TITS !,
2S-inch size the lady wants 3S-inen
would be about the right size for a 375-
pound person, and we don't keep it In
stock. Twenty-Five cents, please
Mr.. Chugwater paid the money put the
pattern in his pocket, and walked out of
the store with a curious feeling that he
had shrunken three or four sizes too small
for his clothes and that forty giggiing
girls had seen him shrink.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-09

Secretary Morton's call for a good
roads congress 10 be held in Atlanta in
October. during the exposition, should
meet with a hearty response. from the
people Of this state especially. The call
is very broad in its scope. embracing all
OF those who are interested in the matter
Of better highways. hence there should he
a large attendance. The people of Geor-
gia. ana Of this section Of the state par
ticularly, are interested in good roads.
The county commissioners OF this county
are at the moment giving their attention 70
road construction on scientific princi-
pies, and work on one road-the Ogea-
chee-is being prosecuted. The building
OF other improved highways will follow.
until Chatham county is covered with
a network Of good roads. And when the
system Of good roads shall have been
completed the value of farms will be very
much greater than was the case before
the Improvements were undertaken
That good roads do very materially
enhance the value Of contiguous farm
ing lands is conclusively shown by the
experience of the New Jersey farmers.
only a few days ago we published sta
tistics from the tax returns of one New
Jersey county showing that the value Of
the farming property in the county had
been increased at least 25 per cent. with
in a few years by the building of good
roads. And what is good for New Jer-
sey. in that line. is good for Georgia
also.
The thing that the people want to
know now is how to get good roads al
the least possible cost. They want 20
know what materials for road building
there are in this state, where they are to
be had, and how to use them to the best
advantage. They want TO know also
whether it is better to use convicts on
road building work, or TO dispose of them
otherwise. 1t will not be a great while
before the state will have large num-
Der Of convicts that might be put to
work on the roads, and there are many
people who think they could not be more
prontably employed. sun, that is a mat
ter for discussion, and it will probably
be discussed al the congress.
There are in Georgia vast deposits of
hematite, ebert and other materials that
might be used for hardening and making
permanent the surfaces of county roads.
Samples Of these materials will be taken
TO Atlanta, and their relative merits will
be discussed. It may be that the ma
terials viii be put to the practical test
at the exposition, which would demon
strate their worth or worthlessness, as
the case may be. This will save COM
munities the expense OF making such
tests on their own account, as has been
proposed here.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-09
just Getting to the Point.

AS I was saying" remarked the great
nnaneial debater. according to the Cleve-
land Plain Dealer. the crime Of 73-'-
"HCld- cried his distinguished antagOu-
lst we haven't reached that point yet.
We are now considering the coinage or
The thunder and blazes we are! You
haven't answered my question yet, re-
gardlng the French monetary system or
the fifteenth century"
I'm coming to that-but that necessl-
tates going back a little. Ii will be re-
membered that the Spanish dollar or
But that was only a resuscitation Of
the English scheme Of the mimi cen
What, Is it possible you are so dumb
as thatZ The English scheme of the ninth
century was Stolen from the Egyptians,
and in 800 a. D. was"
"Ahai You have lain yourself wide open
at last. The very scheme you are talkins
about is in direct contraventiOn of your
wild theories. It viii be remembered that
this scheme of metal exchange was in
vented by William a'Plunkett, who was
lier PharaOhs-"
"Ahal Right there is another point The
making of the golden calf might be SUM-
cient TO stamp the ancient as gold mono
metallists, but il must be borne in mind
that 500 years before William a'Plunkett
is known to history"
"Oh. you're getting on to that same old
gag again.
What gag, pray?"
Never mind, ! can prove that when JOS
eph went down to Egypt to buy corn he
only followed
You're the most unreasonable man TO
try to argue with since Abels day"
"Abelr'
yes. If you are UP on financial history
at all. you know what was the real cause
of Cain and Abel falling out"
Real estateh'
Shades of Hamilton! They fell out over
a discussion on finance"
IT'S ridiculous"
IT'S factr'
It's prepOsterous"'
It's indisputable!'
why. you're the biggest fool 1 ever
met"
Am, am 1? Well, if 1 wasn't up any
better on finance that you are. I'd go and
soak my head in a horse track"
You villain! If l was as big an idiot as
you are, I'd, I'd"
StenOgrapher: Gentlemen, you were
discussing the act OF 1873; shall we so on
with it"
Both Yes. yes! Just wait! We were
getting around TO itl'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-09
INDEX TO nav ADYERTISEMENTS

Meetings-Clinton Lodge, No. 81 F. &
A. NJ; DeKalb Lodge, No. 9, I. o. Q. F.;
German Friendly Society.
Special Notices-AIore Rice Birds are
Sold by Us, Frieds; Special 10 Theater
Patrons. lie Panic Cigars at w. H. Har-
vey's; Special Notice, The Globe Shoe
Store: Hot Lunch and Cold Drink, at
Beckmanns Cafe; Blue Monday? Not in
This Store, Estate 5. w. Branch: The
Chatham Real Estate and Improvement
Company.
Why Not Take Advantage Of This?-Ap-
pei & Schaul.
Steamship Schedules-Ocean Steamship
Company; Baltimore Steamship Company.
A Legless Man-B. II. Levy & Bro.
Made-to-NIeasure Suits-Falk Clothing
Company.
Pearline-For Washing.
Legal Notices-Citation From the Clerk
of the Court of Ordinary of Chatham
County.
Auction Sale-Schriener's Music House
Stock, by j. H. Oppenheim q Son.
A Grand Feast-Iindsay & Morgan
odds and Ends-At Byck Bros.
Pianos and Organs-Ludden & Bates.
Cheap Column Advertisements-Hel
Wanted: Employment Wanted; For Rent;
For Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-09

Premier Rhodes of South Africa, the
last time he was in Europe paid a visit
to the Sultan of Turkey. which gave
rise to good deal of talk and many
over-shrewd gusses as to what he had
up his sleeve" Tbe other day it leaked
out in the Cape House of Assembly why
the visit was paid. In concerned not the
rate OF empires or of continents. but Of
Minor is the best Angora blood in the
world, kept there by the sultan's strict
embargo Suffice it that Mr. Rhodes sue
ceeded IN persuading the sultan to let the
round sum Of 5000 :"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-09
The Georgia Legislature.
From the Oglethorpe (Ga) Echo DEM.

1t is but a few weeks now until the state
legislature convenes. While, doubtless,
the full forty DAYS allotted it will be taken
up, we have never known a legislature to
meet with as lite placed upon its calendar
ahead of time to occupy its attention
Other than the anti-barroom bill we know
of nothing except the regular routine Of
business to come before the body. No
state measures being agitated and no de-
mands being made by the general public
for any special legislation. The convict
question may be brought up and discuss
ed a little for a pastime, but there will
hardly be enough interest taken in it to
keep the discussion alive for many days
The anti barroom bill will be dispensed
with in short order one way or the other.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-09-09
A GratuitOus Insult.
From the Dalton (Ga) Argus Oem).

When the thirteen populists and four
democrats organized the alleged ''DeKalb
silver league. one of the "silver" speak
ers charged the goldbugs with being
mainly composed of "bench-leg Jews"
That ignoramus evidently never heard of
DR.. Burchard's celebrated Rum, Roman
ism and Rebellion" Grafton, and SEEM
ingly has never read enough in the Bible
to know that Christ, our Lord, was a
lew