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Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1895-12-07
FRANKS IN a CABLE GAR.
A saisehisvsusI Issy's osca eppor.ua',y 10

.AT-I ! fiy friei.
"a fellow needs his sea logs In .
place like this" said q gentleman on .
cable car the other night, us tho sud.
den starting OF the car seated him
rather unceremoniously, with flushed
face, In tbs corner Two youngsters
sat hent 70 him and they gigglcd Mt the
abrupt way In which he sat down:
Pretty soon th6 Car stopped and !
couple Of auburn;haired misses trippsd
In, with d strong 6dor d. sweet violets;
and seated themselves on the opposite
side near the center They reached
their seats without any mishap, AZ the
car waited for a fat man, who didn't
commence wobbling from the sidewalk
until the cur stopped Ho had squeezed
through the door and taken couple Of
song-and-dance steps toward seat,
when the car started, and threw him
back against the conductor; then he
lurched forward and sat down sudden
ly on the two boys, crowding them
apart like big wedge, and they gig.
gled again.
When the ear stopped next 1t was to
pick up 4 little woman with wells
loaded market basket, and she came
forward by fits and starts until she
secured seat next to the little boys
hear the center Of the car, placing her
basket on the seat between herself
and the boy, and soon the scents from
the various vegetables and the odor Of
sweet violets were battling for su.
premacy. The fat rilan's coat pocket
was gaping wide open and 1t caught
the eyes Of the youngster seated next
to the market basket lie had also
noticed some onions on top OF the
conglomcration In the basket. And it
wasn't long before he had five Of the
vegetables transferred to the pocket.
Then the young rascal put four or
FIVE of the onions in his cap, and, hold
ing the cap in his hand, walked to the
door. motioning the other little chap
to join him. After q few whispers
and giggles they again took their seats,
but they had exchanged places, and II
didn't take much time to make another
transfer, and the cap was empty again.
The fat man and the little woman
are both undoubtedly readers OF the
newspapers and now will understand
something that probably seemed very
mysterious and puzzling rs they
reached their respective homes the
other night. --Wushingto Star.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1895-12-07

knowca rcftoin, that the cap'n brung
home q good deal O. money from his
last cruise. lie had money, wasn't no
doubt o. that. but when he died the
only vallyblcs that wuz found on him
wuz silver thrc'pence m n snuifbox.
Jim Dascom. that was his brother,
lived N died without any r;ew to any
more. hut this ere story Ind II that
tho cap'n mad belt full when he left
Portland TO come home, tho last time,
n must a brought It to the islund.
80 whilst the crick WIZ gettin' OUT
OF his bnck, Sim he proposes TO do
some profitable meditatin'. Didn't
seem to him the cap'n would a hid his
money In the house, FIR Aunt Polly
would found II (she wns mnater
hand for tindir' out things that didn't
belonged to her, Aunt Polly wnsl. Over
m above that, Sim concluded the cap'n
wouldn't take Il 70 the barn. That had
been burnt down since the Bascoms'
time; anyhow, seemed o II IN old
sailor d rather hey his belongin's out
doors, where the WINS landmarks, us II
were. n when Sim got 1t narrered down
to this, he lowed he could spot the
place.
"Thnt wuz big bowlder, right anigh
the stone wall where Sim had been
n diggin' for woodchuck. 1t weighed
three ton, mcbbe. No livin' man could
a got under II 10 hide anythin'. hut
Sim wouldn't let that stump him,
ntcr he made up his mind. lie dug round
the nidgcs little, N found some big
angle-worms, N saw-bugs, N made u
big hole round down in the lower north
east corner q the rock.
"Tildy didn't say nothin' ag'in' his
foolishncss. Fact Is, cal'late she
didn't know the whole Of It. Prob'iy
Sim didn't tell her lie wuz amin to on
cover the univarse, their part of 1t, 20
find buried treasures. know he didn't
give her no warnin' when he touched
the thing off, f'r he told me so. She WIZ
in the butt'ry, gittin' ready to churn,
when he lighted his fuse and laid down
behind the stone wall.
swell, sir! Sim done good enough
job, that time. That air bowlder went
off like the crack q Goom n busted into
more N 100000 pieces. Sim could
hear EN- a-rippin' an a-tearin' for m
hour, seemed TO him. n he didn't hard.
ly dast to git up N find out what he had
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1895-12-07

dertaken to close path that. mad been
free for generation. and the old set.
tiers who met at the store to talk IL
over were not 30 sy mpathetic rs they
might have tccn.
"Ain't not thin so bad but II could H.
WIS, 1saac." asserted Cap'n Pomcroy.
who was .ieaf and dogmatic. "The boss
might - missed that air fence" he mr.
gued, Sith the confidence of one who il,
seldc IN contradicted. "lle might a
sic xed into the main road N trampefl
Ga young one, whereas, you bein
selec oman, he's saved you n Pilsbury
hhe job of havin' the fence took down,
consequently"
"That don't pay me for ten bushcl o
corn" the storekecper vcntured to sug'
gest.
"Hey?"
"Ten bushel o'corn!" the storekcepcr
repeated. Then. rs Cap'n Pomeroy
snarlcd disapproval, and the Others
seemed equally ready to question his
public spirit, he fastened TO add: "0h.
I'm glad's you be that the fence ia
down; l don't bcgredge the corn, not
any to speak OF. amt a-goin' to say
I'm glad lost Il, though; can't expect
inc tew, can ye?"
"Hey?"
"'Tildy Peters would hcv," another
speaker put In. He had entered SO
quietly that the storekeepcr jumped
aside, surprised, and thereby gave him
an opening to the most coveted corner,
close to the cracker barrel. II was a
place that the storekeepcr found II
safer to reserve for toothless patri-
sarch, but, since the thing WINS done. he
made the best of It.
whats that about 'Tildy, UncIc
Aaron?" he inquired.
"Oh, tn amt no great Of story
nbout her. It wuz her gin'ral DISPOSE
,ion. Is We might say, that made me
speak up. Thankful "Tildy,' every
body called her.
"She n her man lived over on the old
1,ascom place. Lived there till some.
where's bout GO, N then they moved
out west, N last heard Of 'em Sim
found gold mine N they wnz big MS
any toads in the puddle. ] s'picion
gold mines must lay on top O. the
ground out in that country, Sim never
would "a dug fer one-not in his right
mind, he wouldn't.
"Lazicr n Sam Hill, he WIZ, al'nys
lcttin' things 20 while lie fggered on
'em. Didn't hev no downright bad
habits, We know. Jest plain lazy WIZ
whnt allied him. His part O. the place
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1895-12-07

looked like Poorhousc Corner. Hers
wuz different, mind We, n SO was she,
Never no hens roasted on her while she
WIZ invcntin' aig-gntherer, l bate ye!
"You'd n thought she'd worried
about Sims bein' SO easy goin'; but We
can't tell nothin' about. women-folks,
Fur all she wuz 50 spry, nobody ever
heerd her find fault. 1t wuz all t'other
way. II he did somethin'-or didn't do
somethin'-that stirred up muss, she
nl'nys fished round till she found q
blessin' in 1t.
IL r'collect her proceedin's one time,
N guess I wuz the only time, that Sim
did somethin' like work. Twixt one
thing n another, he KEEP It up for nigh
q fortnit. Fust it wuz to git rid OF a
woodchuck that had growed up fond O.
garden sass. Sim didn't have no state
fair election o. vegetables when the
woodchuck sot in. but putty soon they
begun to look like the flag end o. DESC
lation. The critter wouldn't touch
anything with p'ison in 1t. Sim tried
him faithful. Looked rs though the
only thing to do wuz TO dig him out.
II dino whether you ever started
TO onearth a woodchuck? hev, it's
easier talked about than done. A
good smart woodchuck d burner to
Chiny, II you could head him straight
down. Sim followed this ones trail
bout 30 foot, n then he didn't pear
to be any nearer the woodchuck's bed
room n se was at first. When Sim
quit diggin'. count o. takin' q crIck In
his lack. fr one didn't feel to blame
him.
1T WINS Just about the time he
quit that story got round consarnin'
old cnp'n Rascom. Some says II
swrled With Q shlpmsts O bic. that
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1895-12-07
OUR RAILWAYS.
How They Appear In Comparison wit
Those Of Europe.

How They Appear In comparison with
Those Of Europe.
An interesting comparison of Ameri-
can and European railways is derived
from the seventh annual report of the
interstate commerce commission Just
issued.
The miles of railway in the United
States in operation for the year ending
in June were IT'S, 70s; capital stock and
debts are given ut sil, sos. Goo, 900; earn.
ings from passenger traffic were s276.-
O3l, ISL; from freight, 500. AZ. 400. and
from all other sources, 500, 1874, $50. The
British board OF trade returns for tho
railways in England, Scotland, Wales
and Ireland, give mileage ut e0,e0s;
capital stock and debt, 81, 9a0. $50, 600,
and the total traffic revenue ut $780,
372, ia.
Operating expenses In this country
amounted to 1851, 765.73o, and net earn
ings were $500, ss7, IA; while in Great
Britain the expenses aggregated $780,
Oh, SOS, and net earnings si63, 1891, 265.
The passengers carried in the United
States numbered $50. 9is, 007 and in
Great Britain Oil, Az, DIG, Of which
latter l,1s4, SOL were holders of season
tickets.
The great difference in area and
density ofpopulation accounts in large
measure for the better exhibit of Brit
ish roads, where the hauls are short
While the cost OF road and equipment
per mile in this country Is S55.04l. in
Great Britain II is se35. GAS. This tells
the commercial story that American
railroads are building up trade by
opening new territory, and covering
long stretches Of country but thinly
inhabited, while In Great Britain the
limit OF development has been reached.
Conditions in both countries are,
however. 80 different as TO render COM
parison more interesting than instruc-
tive. Railways this way are still in n
transition state.-Philhdelphia Times
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1895-12-07
"a LITTLE NONSENSE"

-"Now. I want the room painted d
very delicate color; n sort OF pale-
grayish-pinky rose tint-in fact, o
maiden's blush color" Yes, miss;
about what age, miss?"-Judy.
Mary and John sitting on the sofa.
Mary-"Cease your batteries, or VIII
nut my hands over my ears" John
wishing to be COMPLEMENTARY,
your lovely hands are too SMALL
Tit.Bits
Freshman Use vcrely)-"Waiter, how
did that hair get into my soupT
Waitcr-"That must be from your
mustachc." Freshman (hatteredl-
"Ah, yes, Charlie. You are right. Ex-
cuse me. "-Fliegendc Batter.
THAT dog is pretty well bred, aims
heo" asked the man leaning over the
division fence. "Well bred?" echoed
the dogs owner; Il should say he Is
we'll bred. Why, tha. dog won't eat
his meals at ali unless he has his collar
on. "-Indianapolis Journal.
Two children have this unfeeiine
story cut In marble above them:
Here lies two babes,
As dead as nitS;
What shook 10 death
With aguc fts"
This was found in Bladensburg, Mo-
IN Y. Herald.
Toto lin tears)-"lioo-oo-oor' Papa
whats the matter with that boyr'
Toto-'oh, pal I've swallowed one OF
the cartridges OF your revolver"
Papa-"You little wretch! And y
can't even give you n thrashing Tor
fear OF exploding the cartridge
London Globe.
Il full-bcarded grandfather re-
Gently had his beard shaved OF, show
ing n clean face for the first time In Q
number OF years At the dinner'taoie'
his tliree.year old granddaughter no
liced II, gazed long with wondering eye
and finally calculated, "Grsndfatherr
whose head have you got on?"
-"Well, there has been another fall
In silver" said Mr.. Asbury Peppers, AZ
he tucked the corners OF his napkin
into his vest pockets. "Whatr' shouted
the nopulist boardcr. Ever since the
infamous crime of 1879 "Oh, this
wasn't much of 4 fall" interrupted
Mr.. Peppers. II was on the car to-
iay, aud saw the conductor knock
Iowu qnarter."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
"A certain farmer who lived In
northern New York, and VINO was BY
10 m ,ans noted for his resemblance to
APOLLO, had a son Of six or seven who
aad more wit than pedigree. One day
A stranger came to the farm, and see
ing the lad. asked: Sonny, where's
your father?' I'm the pigpen," was
the reply. in the pigpen? Ihanksr
And as the man moved In the direction
indicated. renfant terrible shouted: y
,ayI You'll know him cause he's gos
his hat onl''
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1895-12-07
WALKING OVER HOT LAVA.
Foot Paths on the Crust of Stream of
Molten Rock.

Foot Paths on the Crust OF stream OF
Molten Rock.
During the eruption of Mount We
suvius in July last the stream of molten
lava flowing down the flank Of the vol
cano, on the side toward Naples, buried
large section of the carriage road by
which tourists ascend the mountain.
About two months later u correspondent
visited Naples and climbed Eesuvius.
At the point where the lava had cut
across the road the mountain guides
had constructed foot-path over the
crust which had already formed on the
surface OF the stream OF molten rock.
The experience OF crossing was most
interesting one. The cooled lava,
broken into masses of all sizes, and pre-
senting grotesquely contorted forms,
cracked and Slipped under the feet, end
its sharp points and edges cut the shoes
as heap OF broken knife-blades might
have done.
Occasionally blast OF heat, rising
from under his feet, reminded the trav-
eler of what was beneath him, while
here and there large, ragged holes vom-
tied steam and sulphurous ynpors into
his face.
In several places, one Of which was but
few feet from the path. the molten
lava was still gushing from rents in
the crust. II flowed downward with u
creeping motion, its surface being Curl
ously roughened by seams running
crosswise In such a manner rs TO give
to the red-hot mass something the up
pearance OF q gigantic burning worm,
several rods in length and 20 or 30 feet
broad, issuing out Of the black side of
the mountain, and slowly twisting its
way along with successive contractions
and expansions of It's glowing segments.
The surface was already hardening
while 1t flowed. and n stone thrown
upon II, although making u dent. re-
bounded aud skipped along without
sinking into the fiery paste. One could
stand within n yard OF the edge and
thrust the point Of n. cane or umbrella
into the moving lava. The heat that
struck the handsand face was not great
or than that encountered ut the open
door Of furnace or close to Crate Of
burning coal.-Youth's Companion.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1895-12-07
A Shakers Opinion Of Society.

Some years ago ! knew IN elder Of
the Shakers who differed from many
Of his brethren In having thought
nuch about the social structure OF his
sect, though their communal life was
rather favorable to thinking in all Of
them. We were talking one day of
the life OF the world. which defended;
and he said in concession of my ground
ut one point, "If good society were
what it appears to be on the surface, !
could not find fault with 1t. II people
in society behaved toward one an
other from motives OF real kindness,
as they behave now from motives Of
politcness, society would be I'M image
OF Heaven; for in society you see reo-
pie defer to one another, the strong
give way to the weak; the brilliant
and the gifted will not put the rest at
n disadvantage, and they all seem to
meet on an equality. The trouble is
that their behavior Is merely conven-
ton and not q principle; they behave
beautifully from pol:tencss and not
from kindness w d. Howells, In
Century.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1895-12-07
rreIImlnN.

'Tf I give your friend place." said
the banker, "he win have TO give 9
bond, Isupposc you will 20 onY'
HBondr' exclaimed the other man.
"Why, he can be trusted with pn'
counted millions"
iiYes; Init all the money We have !.
epgHisd.s- ludIsaspells Journal
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1895-12-07
A pIairuit Requirement.

The curious effect that MAJ be pro-
duced by 4 very small transposition of
words and ideas Is illustrated by this
slightly mixed" instruction. recently
given by an officer at drill to COM
pany OF men: when give the COM
mand: 'Iialtr you will bring the foot
which Is on the ground 10 the side Of
the one which Is In the air. and remain
ENTHUSIASTICALLY Companion.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1895-12-07
THANKFUL Tidy.
ny WALTER L. SAWYER.

IL Z storekeeper's
horse had conpli-
mented his oats by
running away. lie
had scattered his
load over seyera!
rods of highway
and reduced the
wagon to kindling
wood; but he had
also demolished v
fence with whi,h p
"cottager" lad i'm
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1895-12-07

The strongest known wood Is said
10 be lancewood; its tensile strength
per square inch In 27.OO0 pounds-thai
il to say. TINT weigh; is required TO baai
hs'mdsr D pieVs eilionc iEgh SQUARE
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1895-12-07
his OF o

wnIiSton-Do you believe thstmlssry
likes &C Inpany?
Babs sim sure OF It. See al tne
aarria Ses there srs this tsE-H y
World. ~
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1895-12-07

-Yeast-'I wish this restaurant fol.
low would print his bill Of fare in Eng
fish. so a fellow could tell what he is eat
Ing" Crimsonbeak-"Good Rraciousi
Do you want the fellow to lose all mis-
tradeY'-YoakeFs Statesman.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1895-12-07

There IL vast difference in oSe's
respect for the man who has piRds
himself and the man who haa eplY
made bis morsy.vNBloch
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-09-12
Springfield un6 uml9e9tn6.

Grau Geo. NoB beiu9te wdbrenb Der
letten Wo9e Jreunbe in New ulm.
Sim Sobniou bsiorste lette @o@s
@ei9dite III Gourtlanb.
ya6t Gu9 bur9 y. .. S9leuber
cine pollenbe Yr,Qe a%npaiien.
Trau Yeter mc&eeie, az beren Nuis
tommen se;meifelt wuroe. befinbet iid
auf benz @e9e Der BeierunS.
s. I. @aol bat ni9t, ME in Der lee>
ten 9%oreiponoen3 acknowledgements be-
ridtet, ieinen Soloon AM 2. b. W.
er0iinet.
Die Rornernte lit in bieier @esenb
nunmebr ausemein. gtua 20 Binoes
mai4inen limb bis jett 0 bieli9en
9anolern uertauft.
9enrp @olter bat fir 81. $. Ding
bam in Sleepp Gpe cine &utide neu
an9eltri4en uno bic Wrbeit benefit wie>
oerum, bag 9err Walter Elm SHELTER in
bieiem Sad lit.
geo. Steuens bon Notfore, SQ.,
beiinoet ii@ 9esenwdrtis bel bielisen
Treunoen gu Yeiu@ uno ma@t ress!:
maBi9e @us nuse, UNI ben 9rairiebubs
nern 81 2eibe 81 rider.
Wie mir aus aus9eianbten &arten err
jeben, finbet am 10. B. M. in Der Woh>
nun9 BON Wolf. S@mio Elm mobl ielte>
mes Subilaum ltatt. IS iino oies bic
Teier Der 9oloenen 9a@Seit bes piroi>
gen Gbepaares Clement S9mib, iomie
Der (ilbernen !9o@;eit pom Woli9ans
S@mio uno @emablin.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-09-12
Sprinsfielo, 10. September.

Die Gaiteru Star 2ose wirb am
Treitas 3wei neue Mitslieber einfiibren.
Gailirer Trant pou Der State Dant
1T nit GoQectionen bei9afti9t.
superintendent Niund wirb anfanss
na9iten Monots in Sprinsfielb 2ebrers
p%riifun9en uornebmen.
y. BeuBmann bon Mortb Star uno
Sri. emma &o9otta i9loiien an Oiens
flag oas gbebiinoniB.
Die W%or1teuunsen Der DiQp Marble
Gruppe am Oienita9 uno Mittwo9 mo-:
rem gut beiu@t.
Wm. &limet, Elm friberer Bewobner
bon Sprin9fielo, lit BON @atertomn
mad Milbant in Glib 0atota iiber9es
iieoelt.
Sui. @enot bat lid enti@lo0en, ouf
ieinem @runoei9entbum al Neowooos
StraBe TIT nddten 6rii9jobr einen neus
Ell Bridblod 81 erri3ten.
Sen. Motbes BON ct. Saul, mel9er
bel ieinem Yruoer gilbert babier aui
8eiu@ %uerueilt, betano ii@ lette @o@e
aui Der &rontenlilte.
Mu9. Saebn unb @emablin wobnten
ant Sonnta9 bet County Gair in Seem
ulm bel. Dieielben le9ten bic &eiie per
Tubrwert ;urId.
Dos Yroiett, III Sanborn cine neue
@ant 81 e%roffnen, lit auf unbeitimmte
3eit perl9oben wor6en. Mn6. Slin III
na@ @oibin9ton ab9ereiit.
Sobn &riiser pom MuQi9an uerlor
lette 8o@e elm w%ertbuoles Pfero. mel.
dies ii9 an elmer Sta@elorabtzT Sen; eine
@lutaoer aufriB unb ii@ gu Eooe blus
tete.
Tol9eroe iino 8eiu9er Der @taats
Tair: gilbert Nn6erien bic fri. emma
uno Sou S@mio gillian Mnberi on unb
bic Trauen so. @uirus uno No. &aten>
berger.
Sri. Minnie Nelion, mel@e ii@ felt
lanserer 3eit bel ibrer @4meiter, Trau
@mil Swanbed 81 Yeiu@ aufb,elt,
tebrte lette Wode wieoer na@ ibrer
@eimatb, ct. Setter, 5uriit.
Stationsa9ent Grimm uerle9te an
0ienita9 ieine Office nad Dem serdu=
mi9en 2otal i'm neuen Depot. Das al
tie @ebdube miro %aus9ebeiert uno iou
fernerbin als T~ra@tbabnbof bienen.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-09-12

unper3eibli@e Tra9e.
@tubent q 0einem Treuno auf Der
@traBe be9e9neno): v@ilt bu bel @elo?"
@tuoent 8 (emp0rt): @iit Du bel
Sinnen?"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-09-12

Qiteratur unb Speiietarte.
Trduletn: v....& Semen sic rTrasz
mente" 0 Senien?"
Ser: 80 ia! go. Nber bel uns
nennt mans vSanleflein"!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-09-12

Sinni9er Ser9lei9.
Die grbe lit in ben mei1ten @pra9en
weibliden @ei@le&tes, uno bas lit uoQ>
tommen re@t, neil man bod ME oabin>
ter tommen Tam, ME alt lie ei9entli@
1T.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-09-12
grfar |, t.

3wei ebriame &du;e ~Santen ii@ in
elmer &neipe. Der Sin9ere MID ben
Melteren belebrer, baB er i'm Srrtbum
iei. Der aber ipri&t in 9ere@ter @ntrii>
flung: v@as sic lino, bos bin i'd i@on
LANCE 9ewelen, sic &inbuieb, @ie!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-09-12

3medloe Ginri@ tnn9.
Nuf meinem Da@e 1T Elm 8litableiz
ter, unb wenn i'd na@ts na@ @aule
TONNE, 9icbt's bod INNER elm Donners
1petter brin.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-09-12

@eni9 ermut6t9enb. @r:
vMein Traulein, meinen sic, baB Sbr
@ater ba9esen fem wirb, menn i'd UNI
se}bre bonb bitte?"-5 sic: vDas weiB
i4 ni9t. Wenn Ct 10 bentt ME i'd
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-09-12
QGr4 teten.

9us6err: v@e bebben mol eenen
@@at hi De Solooten, be ie Nbenbs be-
i0ten tommt, Mnna?"
&inoermaten (uerle9en): ~Wie tamen
le bato."
@usberr::' ga, Be tleene Sung bett
bod in be Sat lopen lernt, I'M be tritt
INNER nit ben linten SCOT AM"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-09-12
S9le 9ter Tro It.

S@le@ter Ero1 #.
v@arum 10 uer6rieBli@, SER Dot
tor?" 49, Gin Potient 1T mir 9eltorben,
ben i'd 9eitern 1T @ebonblun3 9enom:
men batte!" - rN@, per wirb 1i@ bar>
iiber drqern. Der wdre uie1ei@t AUDI 10
9e%ltorben!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-09-12
2u piel perIanQt I.

9otelier (5um a%breiienoen @an):
r@ie seruben Grellen; nit meinem So
tel 3ufrieoen 81 lein?" Minilter: vSo
3iemli9! Nur Moult6rbe fir bic Tl0be
iouten S,e iid ani@afien!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-09-12
II III QanQenes Gerbot.

Il m9an9enes Nerbot.
@r5t: SD bofie, Gis babtn meme
@%eroronun9 9enou beior9t anc S9rem
Manne ta9li@ u elm @las giev sta">
ben" frau bes 8atienten: v@sc;B,
Ser Dottor, ober Ct bat ouf pier U.s.
den @ori@uB!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-09-12
&mntteoc.0cf1dft-

&mntteoe.0et1dft-
Oie llntersei9neten MAIDEN biermit beta'u.t,
bab 1e bos iriiber Don Sobu @iebenbrun,er
9efubrte @@n,iebesei9ait al Minneiota
StraBe, 3mijdeu 9enter unb l.. @Gbltrabe
iebt ,iater benz Nirmanameu Sie6enbruuner
& Wilbur9 9emeinI9aitli@ betreiben. Aue
@6miebearbeiiten mer6e,n oui bos Bete BE-:
ior9t unb benz gel9la9eu uon Pier6en miro
gang beionoere N1imertiamteit sei@entt.
Sobn 9tebe ]nbrunner.
Yaul @tlburo.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-09-12

$50 bic @lode Der WerldumbunS lau>
tet, lit i@neu cine sldubi9e @emeinoe
beiiammen.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-09-12
Cine neue &rantbeit.

Gine neue& tBeit.
Der &apitdn I. lit seltern an 8orb
9e1torben, wurbe aus elmer j3eitun9 uors
s~eleien. Serwunoert iro9t cine Dame:
vSjt benn ber Boro cine 10 sefdbrli9e
&rantbeit"?
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-09-12

Die @eieui@aft uerjeibt eber cine
i9muti9e @eiinnun9 ais idmutise
Wani9etten.