The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

J days are almost gone. Don't forget
I to say a kind word for the poor Turks
that gave up their lives today that
/ others might he happy. ''It is sweet to
die for friend, but only gloom to give
up the happy chase to satisfy a glut-
ton"
GAS WE'LL REPORTER.
The pilgrims foe kto the pearly gate.
Where good Saint Peter stands In state
z A-holding OF the key,
And while those motley gangs await
Pronunciation OF their fate.
Saint Peter says, says he:
There's not a man can here come in
Whose soul is touched with any sin,
Or lie. or crimson blot
So hold your tongues and stop the din
TIL can pick the on es who win
The others who do not.
know ye then that II Is willed-
That man who hath a turkey killed
The ground shall swallow up-"s
sAt this point ST. Peter suspended his
remarks as no one was left to talk to.
THE EXCHANGE EDITOR
ITO be, or not to be; that is the ques-
tion," soliloquized the turkey as he
paced dejectedly up and own the back
yard.
CNote) The question was decided in
the negative.
Galipavo City, Nov. 27.-A Gobbler
was knocked out at the Epicure Ath-
letic club here tonight by A. N. Axe,
after a very exciting contest Of two
rounds, in which Axe had decidedly the
best Of 1t, Gobbler being carried from
the ring by his seconds bleeding pro-
fusely and probably fatally wounded.
Both contestants were in the pink Of
condition, and although Gobbler was
mucl the heavier, Axe had the advant-
age in reach
Round l. Axe leads with right. Cob
Ter feints and avoids the blow. Round
one ends after some skillful lodging
by Gobbler, who finally breaks away
and runs TO his corner as time is called.
Round 2. Axe looks vicious and 1t is
evidently his intention to finish matters
as soon as possible. He lands square
on neck and Gobbler goes down and out
Referee awards contest to Axe amid
cheers.
THE FOREMAN'S BRAVE IDEA.
The turkey is a quadruped with two
legs, one tail and no head at this time
of the year. He is a
The ten minute limit expired before
the foreman could catch his inspiration.
THE EAGLES DEVIL
"Give II to the turkey today. It
does my heart glad to think about how
the old monster will suffer. Take he
sharp ak and hit him in the neck and
make his nice red warm blood squirt
all over everything. Don't kill him
outright. Just wound him at first.
Then when he is bleeding and suffering
awfully give him kick or two. Punch
out his eyes. Pick him before he is
him IN the tahla with
laughter and mirth. Have no pity on
him. He is a monster and deserves no
pity. For months he has chased me
and showed no pity. Show him no
pity now. Gouge him under the rib
with your snickersnee. pull his tongue
out and make an everlasting friend Of
a poor little. but revengeful. turkey
prosecuted grasshopper. Yours.
GRASSHOPPER-
OLD SUBSCRIBER DROPS IN.
This is TO certify that 1 have used DR..
Hobo Sims Ant-Fatein for the past three
weeks, and am amply prepared to recon- |
mend its merits 10 sufferers from adipose
tissue. i was very fieShy and in bad
way when began taking Anti-Fatein; the |
doctors had all given me up, and one and
all said l could not possibly last longer |
than the 18th OF November. but by The
marvellous power of DR.. Sims great rem
edy, l am st.ll living. having lost one
pound a day for the last Two weeks Very
respectfully. A GOBBLER
FROM A CORRESPONDENT
And now the festive turkey
Is sorely tried and vexed.
To hear from the man with an ak in his
hand
The cheerful call of-''Ne1t"'
CONSTANT READERS STORY
At midnight in his old pine coop
The turk sat dreaming Of the hour
When he, alone. untouched by roCp.
Should rule the flock with mighty power;
When gid0y hens and gobblers old |
That al had seen their day. |
Should shiver. treTnhle and grow cold
Beneath his mighty sway. |
Thus doing. dreaming pleasantly
He b'Gss the winning minute,
When he. the urrcrowned king. 20 say,
VIII Just be strictly in It |
Harki What : that? a sudden noise,
The creaking OF a door
\ black face in the moonlight shines
Shall I-need say more?