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Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-04-26

Our better halves say they could not keep
house without Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.
II is used in more than half the homes 10
Leeds Sims Bros, Leeds, Iowa. This shows
The esteem in which that remedy is held
where it has been sold for years and is well
known. Mothers have learned that there ia
nothing so good for colds, group and whoop-
ing cough, that il cures these ailments quick
ly and permanently, and that it is Pleasan
and safe for children TO take. rs and so cent
bottles for sale al D.. +. Owens Drug Store,
Rockville Md
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-04-26

Those who never read the adv ertisemenis
in their newspapers miss more than they pre-
sumo. Jonathan Kenison OF Bolan, Worth
county, Iowa, who had been troubled with
rheumatism in his back, arms and shoulders
read an item in his paper about how prom
iuent German citizen of Fort Madison had
been cured. He procured the same medicine
and 10 use his own words: at cured me
right up" He also says "a neighbor and
his wife were both sick in bed with rheuma-
tism. Their boy was over to my house and
said they were so bad he had 10 do the cook
ing. | told him of Chamberlain's Pain Balm
and how it had cured me, he got bottle and
it cured them up in a week" so cent bottles
for sale at D. F. Owens Drug Store, Rock
vile, Md.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-04-26

Persons desiring loans on first mortgage
can secure the same in sums from 81 900 to
$1,000 by calling on Anderson e. Riggs,
Rockville, Md.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-04-26
Relief in Six Mountaineering +

Relief in Six HOurs.--Distressin Kid
ney and Bladder diseases relieved in six
hours by the "Ne,o Great South american
RSdney Cure" This new remedy is a great
surprise on account of its exceeding prompt
ness in relieving pain in the bladder, kidneys,
back and every part OF the urinary passages
in male and female. 1t relieves retention of
water and pain in passing it almost immedi-
stely. Ifyou want quick relief and cure this
is your remedy. Sold by D. F. Owens, drug
gist, Rockville, Maryland.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-04-26

"Death Dust" for removing aud kill
ing anita, reaches, bedbugs, moihs, esnii-
pedes, croton bugs, spiders, heas, Hies, iile
on animals, insects and their eggs on PiSots'
&c. At Wilson'S Drag Store.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-04-26

Horse and Cattle POwders.-Pratts,
Stonebraker's, Foutz's, Schmidrs, KeudaPs
Fliuts, Erbs, Barker's, Bells, and Pratts
Chicken Pow ders at Viuson's Drug Store.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-04-26

Money TO LOan.-$2OO, $500 and $1,000
to loan on ample first mortgage security
Apply to Bowie 7. Waters, Attorney -at-LA~,
Rockville, Nd.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-04-26

Died, on April 23rd, 1895, at 8 o'clock,
P, M, at her home near Derwood, Miss
Mary Victorine Robertson, daughter of the
late William Geo. Robertson and Victorne
Scott. Funeral at St. Marys Catholic
Church, this place, at 10 o'clock this (Fri-
day. morning.
Mr.. John Case, well.known citizen of
Brookeville, this county, died very suddenly
on Saturday morning last in the SEVENTEEN
year Of his age. On that morning he arose
from bed in his usual health, and after be-
ing up some time remarked to his wife that
he would lie down again and take another
sleep, requesting her not to disturb him for
some time. After the lapse of about an
hour she repaired to his bed room and found
him dead. Heart trouble is supposed to
have been the cause Of his sudden demise.
The Emory NJ. E. Church South Sunday
School re-organized on Sunday last. The
following officers and teachers were elected
WI. Hoyle, superintendent; WI White,
assistant; Miss Emma Barnesley, secretary
and treasurer; Geo. W. Easton, librarian;
Mrs 81. B. Cashell, Mrs. Jas. Rannie, Mrs.
Walter r. Linthicum, W. H. White, Misses
Ella Barnsley, Flora Adamson, Nellie T.
Barnsley, Mrs. Mollie Lowe, Mrs. Geo. W.
Easton, teachers. Sixteen scholars were
present Great interest was manifested.
They hope to make the present profitable
year.
A handsome reception was given Satur-
day evening at National Park Seminary,
Forest Glen, by Prof. and Mrs. Cassidy,
president and lady principal, assisted by
the faculty and students of that institution,
The decorations were in green and white,
the colors of the school. The halls and re-
ception rooms, thronged with beautiful
young ladies in dainty costumes, with
white carnations (the school fiowerO made
charming picture, which their guests en-
Enthusiastically appreciated. An extra coach
was put on the train for the accommoda
ton of the city guests.
On Sunday afternoon last about 4 o'clock
our entire community was stalled by an
alarm of fire, which proved to be in St
Mary's Catholic Church. About 2 o'clock
smoke was seen issuing from the building
by neighbor, who informed Rev Father
Rosensteel of the fact and thorough search
of the entire house was made, but no fire
could be discovered. About two hours later
the flames burst forth in the sacristy, in the
rear part OF the church. An alarm was AT
once rung on the church bell, and in a few
minutes there was Il large crowd in attend
ance. By vigorous efforts with buckets of
water from well in the yard the flames were
extinguished in a short time, but not before
considerable damage was done to the build
ing and contents. All the property in the
room in which the fire originated was des
troyed or greatly damaged. The loss is rs
timated at about 5000 During the progress
of the flames the entire church was filled
with dense smoke which poured forth
from the windows and bellry and led to the
supposition that the entire building was on
fire. The origin of the fire is unknown.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-04-26
Paints, Oils, Varnishes, &c.-To tho'

needing anything in this line am offering
inducements. | have Lewis white lead,
mixed paints in any quantity. Household
paints in l-pound cans, hard-oi finish,
lard oil, machine oil, neaisfoot oil, turpen-
tine, &c.
Paint brushes, all sizes and grades, at low
est prices, at Wilson'S Drug Store.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-04-26

English SPAWN Eminent removes all Hard,
Soft or Calloused Lumps and Bemishes from
horses, Blood Spavins, Curbs, Splints, Ring
bone, Stiles, Sprains, all Swollen Threats,
Coughs, etc. Save $50 by use Of one bottle.
Warranted the most wonderful blemish cure
ever known. Sold by D. F. Owens, Rockville.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-04-26

1t Has No Equal.-U. S. Horse aad
Cattle Food Condiment will purity the blood
and give them appetite-will destroy Worms.
Used and endorsed by the following horse
men and stables: Col. Guy Henry, 7ih Regi-
ment, U. S. Cavalry, Fort Meyer, Va. VIM.
Willis, Manager U. s. Presidents stables;
The Adams, United States and Knox Express
Companies, Metropolitan and Belt Line Car
Stables, Wbeatley Bros, and many other
leading citizens OF the country. For sale
only by the agent, L. W. Vinson, Druggist,
Rockville, Nd.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-04-26

ohamberlain's Eye and Skin Ointment
Is certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes,
Granulated Eye Lids, Sore Nipples, Piles
Eczema, letter, Salt Rheum and Scald Head,
25 cents per box. For sale by. druggists.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-04-26
rheumatism Cured in a Day.

tic Cure" for Rheumatism and Neuralgia
radically cures in one to three days. Its &C.
ton upon the system is remarkable and mys-
terious. 1t removes at once the cause and
the disease Immediately disappears. The first
dose greatly benefits rs cents. Sold by D..
F. Owens, Druggist, Rockville.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-04-26

Iron Siding and Roofing can be procured
from the Rockville Lumber Yard.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1895-04-26

Portland aud Domestic Cement for sale at
Rockville Lumber Yard
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-04-15
THE LOCAL Girls

GREAT FALLS, April IA Dr. B. f. Sam
dow of Neihart is en- route to Anaconda to
attend n meeting of the Montana Medi-
cal society. The doctor has just secured
the contract for medical attendance on
Meagher county's poor for the next year.
Don Davenport. the Crees, the buclxing
bull of Belgrade and his rider, Joe KIRK
wood, will leave Havre tomorrow night
for Peoria, ILL.,, where the Wild West show
has established headquarters.
Locators of quartz or placer claims near
Neihart are rapidly filing their location
notices for record. The charge for record
ing at present is only 81, but after July 1,
according to the codes, the fee will be 81.
The Choteau county jury commission,
George ID. Patterson, j.. II. Lewis and
Henry O'Hanlon, has drawn a panel for a
trial jury for the term commencing May 4.
Commissioner Barton of Choteau
county residing at Harlem is rapidly
gaming n reputation as a wolfer. The
STANDARD, a few days ago mentioned the
fact that he had claimed bounty on a
litter of 10 wolf scalps and yesterday he
claimed 1868 bounty on 12l wolf and
coyote hides at Fort Benton.
The Bear Paw people have called a
meeting for April - at Chinook TO ar
range for the roundup.
AS n result OF the new bounty law.
wolfers are moro jealous, but the biggest
catch yet reported is one by Fred Mar,ic
of Chinook. He was riding near that
place when he ran across a den and killed
four she wolves and "A young ones. He
will receive sS4 bounty and about $40 for
the hides.
7. r. Carr, advance ugent for Mrs. Nat
Collins. who has been extensively adj
vertised throughout the East as the
Cattle Queen of Montana" and Mrs.
Collins have left Choteau on a lecturinr
tour of the state.
John Griffith will appear at the opera
house Wednesday night in Faust
which he played here last summer.
Thursday evening be will present ..The
Bells"
John Walker of Choteau has gone To
Toronto in response TO n message that a
relative is very i'll.
Several buns. FOUNDERS and confidence
men came into town this morning on a
freight train. The police will make a
roundup tomorrow and at once drive the
gang out of town. They came mostly
from Butte.
Tim Mulvahill, the notorious rounder
Of Butte, struck town yesterday. Last
night he entered Strain Brothers store aud
appropriated a pair of pants Marshal
Pontet to-day arrested him on \ charge
Of burglary.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-04-15
WANTADS.

A ADVERTISEMENTS under the head OF
"A Employment Wanted" and Rooms 10
Rent" cent word each Insertion: under all
other headings. 2 cents q word for the frsi
Insertion ana cent a word for each subse-
9uent Insertion. No Ads. taken for less than
- cents.
Classified Ads per line per month ...... 81 rs
-h count words 10 the Incl
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-04-15
JOY AND DISAPPOINTMENT.
Easter showers Arr Not Appreciated by
Woarera OF Head Adornm ,nts


woarers OF Head Adornm ,nts.
GREAT FALLS, April H.-Snow began TO
fall about o'clock this morning md con-
tinued for 10 hours. Tho snow was
heavy and lay on the ground until sun
rise, when IL began to melt, and through
out the day the streets were filled with
pools of water which the sewers could not
remove as rapidly as II accumulated. The
storm brought disappointment to some.
but joy to many. The ladies who had an
ticipated the pleasure of appearing at
church in their Easter bonnets gazed upon
the landscape with fearful eyes and many
dainty adornments for fair heads were
left to repose in boxes or bureau drawers.
Some beautiful creations of the milliner
were apparent at the church service, but
they we're carried home enwrapped in it's
sue paper beneath an escorts arm. But
the ranchers, the merchants and the peo-
pie generally rejoiced at the sight of win.
ter Lingering in the lap of spring." The
moisture was needed and already bene-
fetal effects are noticeable on the ranges.
The grain. which was terminating
slowly. will rapidly grow as a result of the
snow, and the value of the storm cannot
be calculated in dollars. Specials to this
Office state that the storm extends all
over Northern Montana.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-04-15
To Weak Men.

We will send YOU FREE the formula OF the
celebrated Turkish specialist. Professor Hen
Hirsh kebe, who for m my years was Physician
Extraordinary to His sublime Highness the SUI
tan or Turkey. This Is the same formula $
used by the late Professor hicord o; Paris aud
IL now being used lilY with tie most wonder
full results In our own practice.
YOU will be astonished at the marvellous
change In your condition In ten days time.
Il will positively remove varicocele.
strengthen weak organs. check aud cure all
unnatural drains and losses Prostator-
rhoea. caused by youthful errors or indis-
erection il later life Nothing will compare
With this formula for restoring Lost Man
hood
And your entire system will be rebuilt and
rejuvenated under its wonderful influence.
Z AZ can be flied In any good drug store and
nothing VIII be sent you q. %. ID All we ask In
return for this Is 10 CENTS In stamps. and, II
oonvenisnt. the name and address OF one inva-
lid. ether man or woman. Your name Will not
be mentioned. IL desired. we viii al it OF be Il
ingredients for Si.i5. including postage aud
formula; Will last forty days and most posi-
lively cure any case.
=. a. German and English Physicians.
Octavia and Suffer SITS. San Francisco. Cal
Please mention Standard in writing
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-04-15
Northern Pacific.

TRAINS ARRIVE AT BUTTE
No. From Sc. Paul. Chicago and all
Eastern points. arrives Northern
Pacific Local Depot daily at s:4ea n
NJ u. No. From Spokane, Tacoma.
Seattle, Portland and all Coast
points arrives Montana Union De-
Dol. dally AZ. .. losA n
TRAINS LEAVE BUTTE.
~. u. No I For Spokane. Tacoma
seattle. Portland and all Coast and
California points. leave Montana
Union Depot. daily at .............. $50 q
No. For Sc. Paul. Chicago and all
Eastern. Southern and Canadian
points. leaves Northern Pacific Lo-
cal Depot daily az -. .......... io:ao pm
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-04-15

Butte, Anaconda & Pacific Railway.
Thine Schedule.l
All trains Arrive and Depart from Great
Northern Depot n Butte.
ARRIVE IN BUTTE
No. q Anaconda Express arrives daily 300 a m
No. T. Anaconda Express. arrives daily .s;25 pm
DEPAKr FRoM BUTTE
No g. Anaconda Express. from Helena and
intermediate points. leaves daily. TO- IS a m.
no. l. Anaconda Express. leaves daily 500 D u
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-04-15
The Evolution

OF medicinal agents Is gradually RELOCATING the
old-tlme herbs. pills. DIR augnts ant yegetab! Q
extracts 10 the rear aud bringing into general
use the pleasant and effective liquid LAXATIVE.
Syrup OF Figs. To get the true remedy see
that Il Is manufactured by the California Fig
gisfs.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-04-15

Buys AIS acres near the Great Falls
Also -50-foot lot 3 blocks from Park
hotel for 1900. Two of the best bar
gains offered in Cascade county.
Write to
10 II. II. rem & co.
49, GREAT FALLS, Mont
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-04-15
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.
ANACONDA .TiMR CARDS.
Butte, Anaconda & Pacific Railway.

All trains Arrive and Depart from Butte.
Anaconda & Pacific Depot.
ARRIvEIS ANACONDA
No. 8, Helena s. Butte express, daily 1905 m
No. I. Butte Express. arrives daily -. 600 ~
DEPART FROM ANACONDA.
No. ?. Butte Express for 81 Paul.
Chicago and all Eastern points de-
parts daily $500. ................ 500 an
No. 4. butte aud Helent Express. for
Helena and intermediate points.
departs daily 2lo N
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-04-15

III you make tho trip via the Chicago.
Union Pacific & Northwestern line.
Fewest changes TO Chicago and other
eastern cities. Through vestibuled trains,
composed OF dining cars, first and second
class sleepers and free reclining chair
cars.
For full information call on or address
). ID. Beebe. agent Union Pacific system.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-04-15

-BRowS's BRONCHIAL TRocHEs" are unri.
yaLed ior relieving Coughs. Hoarseness and all
Throat Troubles Sold only In boxes.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-04-15

The use of Halls Hair Remover pro-
NOTES the growth of the hair and restores
its natural color and beauty. frees the
scalp of dandruff, letter and all impurities.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-12-31
NEW YEAR EVENTS.

New Year Will be replete with
pleasant events of various kinds.
Beginning this evening with a sub
scription dance by the Lei lima
Club at independence Park pa
vilion, the events will occur as
folio VS.:
Twentieth semi-annual COMPETE
ton Hawaiian Rife Association,
beginning at $50 a. N.
Railroad excursion TO Waianae.
Trains leave at 9:I5 a. m. and 1:45
p. m.
State reception at Executive
building, beginning at II a. N.
sharp. Hawaiian Band will play
at the Executive building from II
a. N. TO 2 p. M, during the progress
OF the reception.
Reception at Y. VI. c. a. to
young men OF Honolulu from y
to p. m. COLLATION. to be served.
Pacific Tennis Club sat home
on their grounds, Union square,
from 2:3O TO 8 p. N.
Concert at Y. VI. G. A. hall,
evening.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-12-31
J. A. KING,
WATER NOTICE.

In accordance with Section 1, of Chapter
XVI of the Laws of 1886:
All persons holding water privileges or
those paying water rates, are hereby mott
fed that the water rates for the term end
ing June 80, 1896, will be due and payable
at the office OF the Honolulu Water Works,
on the 1st day OF January 1896.
All rates remaining unpaid for fifteen days
after they are due will be subject to an
additional 10 per cent.
Rates are payable at the office of the
Water Works in the Kapuaiwa Building.
ANDREW BROWN,
Superintendent Honolulu Water Works.
Honolulu, II. l., Dec. IS, 1895.
4175-14t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-12-31
Race to Lahaina.

There was a great crowd on
Wilder's wharves yesterday after
noon as the Kinau and the Clau-
dine departed. Every one was
anxious to see the beginning of the
race to Lahaina between the two
crack Wilder boats. The Kinau
got good start and off Waikiki
was nearly a quarter of a mile
abe ad OF the Claudine. News of
the race will be eagerly looked for
by the adherents OF each boat.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-12-31
In the Circuit Court, First Judicial Cir
cult, Hawaiian Islands.
IN ADMIRALTY.
IN THE MATTER OF THE BRITISH
SCHOONER HENRIETTA"
ORDER TO THE MARSHAL.
REPUBLIC OF HAWAII.

REPUBLIC OF HAWAII.
To ARTHUR NJ. BROWN. Marshal of the
Republic, Greeting:
Whereas libel has this day been filed in
the Circuit Court of the First Judicial Cir
cult IN Admiralty by the Government of
the Repub ic of r awsi, acting by and
through the = attorney General of the
Republic of Hawaii, against the British
schooner Henri TIA, together with her
boats, tackle. apparel and furniture and
sixty cases and packages of opium or
preparation of opium for reasons and
causes in said libel mentioned. praying
that the usual process of the said Court IN
that hehalf be made and issued and that
all persons interested in the said schooner
" Henrietta" together with her boats,
tackle apparel, furniture and said cases
am pac ages of opium or preparat on .
opium NAV be cited to answer the pre-
misses ana all due proceedings being had
that the said schooner Henrietta, to-
gether with her boats, tackle, apparel and
furniture and said opium or preparation OF
opium NAV for the cause mentioned in
said libel be condemned To be forte ted to
the use of the Government % he Republic
OF Hawaii, and that ,nch other sud further
decree may be had IN the premises as the
circumstances of the csse may require.
Now therefore you are n reby command
Ell TO attach the said schooner Henrietta"
together with her boats, tackle, apparel
and furniture and said cases and pac kages
oil opium or preparation Oh OpiuIls anu re-
tain the same la your custody until the
further order of this Court respecting the
same.
And to give due novice to all persons
claiming the same or having any interest
therein or knowing or having anything to
saw why the same should not be con-
demned as forfeited according TO the pray
er of the said libel and the statute in such
case made and provided. That they be
and appear before the said Couri on the
9Th day of January, a. ID. 1896, at ten
o'clock in the forenoon of said Gay then
and there 10 show cause, II any they have,
why the prayer of said libel should not be
granted. And YOU are further directed u
after service give notice by publication at
least three times III the DAILY PACIFIC
COMMERCIAL ADVERTISER. newspaper
publ he'd in Honolulu, of the action and
proceeding and invite all persons interest
ed 10 show cause III on or before the day
assigned for bea ing.
And of what you shall have done IN the
premises do you then and there make due
return together with this Writ. Witness the
Honorable w. Whiting, First Judge OF the
'ircuit Court of the First Circnit. at Homo
lulu this 26th day of December, a ID. 1898.
(Signef) GEDRGE ~ LaS.
Clerk of the Circuit Court of the First
Circuit.
l alloyz this Writ this 26th day of Deem
Der, A. -. 1895. .
(SiknedD w.AUSTIN WHITING,
First Judge Of the Circuit
SEAL Court for the First Cir
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-12-31
Col. Mclean Thrown.

Col. Mclean was thrown from
his horse just outside the drill shed
early yesterday morning. He was
riding along Palace Walk when his
horse began bucking and landed
the Colonel in a heap on the
ground. Nothing daunted, he
jumped upon the animals back
again and rode off.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-12-31
About the Miowera.

According to British Columbia
advices the Miowera was ready to
sail outward on schedule time.
She will be loaded to her capa-
city. Among the cargo for Homo
lulu is eighty tons of paper from
the Willamette Paper Company for
local publishing houses.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-12-31
NEW YEAR AT Y. NJ. c. A.
Reception and COLLATION. in the
AfternOon-Eveni Concert.

acknowledging Concert.
As usual, the Young Mems Chris
tian Association will hold open
house on New Years day and re-
ceive the young men OF the city.
a collation. will be served from II
to 2 o'clock. The ladies OF the
city have the lunch in hand, and
from the work being done it is
likely a large number of visitors
will avail themselves of the pri-
vilege to be present on the occasion.
Mrs. 5. B. Dole, Mrs. S. NJ. Damon,
Mrs. Fred. J. Lowrey and other
ladies will be present.
On New Years evening a concert
will be held at s o'clock. The pro-
ceeds will 90 towards the debt on
the gymnasium fund. A capital
program has been arranged and a
large audience is expected. Admis-
sion price has been fixed at fifty
cents.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-12-31
The Honolulu Dog.

The Bulletin editor has an ex-
cellent recipe for the ''yaller dog"
None OF the ADVERTISER staff has
tasted the animal, but no doubt
after an entree OF crow, yaller dog
a la Bulletin would be delicious.
Sort OF take the crow taste out.