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--,,. aorr>a.h OF the warm wave recalls
49,, sfoFx Row n F. wallace fooled the
,,i-kersl in the upper lake. Tnr weeds
warn very heavy. and every time ~
h,.,,,as a twelve-roundsr the FISH would
-, t7+a the weeds. tsuEie the lines AL
,,, and 60 away. Mr Wallace stood this
rcr some time Finally he ro~ei ashore
.,4 hirst frofu q farmer moving ma
chine and two horses. l'IVfsunE oiiA~ei'
49, -srr,,rr,fs. De devoted ths day 20
.,,.,.trw the whole upr@r lake, cutting
-. v..,as@ close 20 the bottom. The next
A., Sc caught twelve fourteen pound
rsrkertf. eyvrv ore - Vhich was hAdly
s~ratrheA from swimming over the
sttthhla-
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The Newmarket Races.

Newmarket, May This was the sec
ond day OF the first spring meeting ar
Newmarket. Dryers Don AlouZo and
Banquet were scratched for the Heath
Highway handicap. and his Harry Reed
and Croker's Eau DE Gallie were
scratched for the second weller handicap.
The 1850 guineas stake for three-year-old
colts to carry stone. and tiliies stone
3 pounds. over the Rowley mile. was won
by William Cooper's bay colt Kirk Con
nell. Houldworth's Laveno second, Lord
Rosebery's Sir Visto third.
The result of the race for the 2,0o
guinea stake was the biggest upset the
hackers have had for a long time past.
Nearly all the sporting authorities re-
garded r.. McAlmont's Raconteur, bay
colt, as a sure winner. In spite OF the
fact as already cabied. that he had TO
meet Lord Saiishury's Sir NIsto who was
formerly considered far superior TO Ra-
contour. who was bought as yearling
for coo Euincas. and who did indif arent-
Is as a two-year-old. Consequently the
other horses IN the race found little back
ing and Raconteur started at even
money. There were eight starters, and
the horses ran together for % yards.
when Raconteur. sir Nisto and speed
well wide OF each other. appeared I'm
front until coming down Buch hill. when
I.aveno took up the running. but Kirk
Conneli quickly challenged the latter ard
won cleyeriy by .wo lengths. The selling
plate OF i03 sovereigns for two-year-Olds,
colts 10 carry stone u pounds and nj
lies stone pounds. the winner 20 be
sold By auction Tor 2o 'soverelgns. en-
trance fec 3 sovereigns, Rouse course
five furlongs. was won by Paklngton.
hay colt by Royal Hampton, on; OF
Flushing Bride Cordovan. hay colt by
1uqc{er. out OF Cordova. was second, and
Afr. Foxhalls My hy Amphion' out or
Iunovdale. was third Eight horses ran.
\ tirpats.h "a the Evening Standard from
Newmarket says the absence OF Ameri-
can horses from competition IN the Heath
HIGHWAY handicap caused considerable
dlaappo,atmept The Prince OF wales
and Lord Rosehery we're among me spec
tafpTs.
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RFrrsF THE SUBSTITUTE.

write TO admit that notwitn STA Illi.iarS
my rntpgtxfngs your Eegefa1fie "a "a ~
r{ila All ali that ycaI gfrninastl sL -
,,fss -, many prescriptions - no puf js'~e
49,. "a ,-rv77e 20 believe that fHo{14tlrs
.e5slli relieve my dysgsepssa ard neat q,
aches. h-5t have not TAD q Te''.[h -. ~
@f,ser .rrrfhle since ! ccns1I1ssf'cei 20 "a =
- -.,.st-tee f,etk=Vs. / am parma
ye'9slv r,r-si hu5 viii. out Of an aoHn-
,iarcs of caution. continue - laSs y -, ~
-. y --l.,, =, -raLa this pfffst3c. Tor i
.ei-k trat a remedy thaf viii cur, ~ y,
r,r,ssa ana prevent SIX hea fs.-6t-S S''"uia
D ~Vs'e' a'-' MRS N FOWL.
- ELS .Street. cry.
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.*1oy,s FOR THE JADED'

T have rad for wears zTells OF n fiAges-
- a-,s} ysvsr,eyssza- ard have tried ntsAI.T
.,-..~srhfrx Finally ] took ore OF -
- - ~ffiss h. Isl not Eelp me and
- ,t,s,~fses ~. fsraak 0Tr 0m my tar@-
49, sa@ fosa Sas tie result % re
. - e1rfafned IN 81. Hearing t3Aaf
49, -, sIa Sa~sarrarslla al not con
dcf - - aesass 6tTFreaf8y 7 got
. s..,, re r1guf@es DISAPPEARED amos
s-[,.r..t "a fsgy. ard have not haa s,.g
So have -ilot bad a - =, ~
- stss-,se nor % thtnk 8 VII return
OF 'A4 MRS q r. SI'f1" ART
- Hayes street. CITY
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z. W. Joy Company Gentlemen:
have suffered from kidney trouble for
two or three years. ] would have to scct
UP Ifl the right 70 void my urfno from
ten to fiftean times. My sleep was dis
TURNED and I became very thin and Ter
vous, no appetfte. bowels canStiTsateds l
have taken two bottles and gained fifteen
rounds Sleep we'll Have 70 get up
about tafree times during night aud arm
much better IN every respect. VIII con-
tfns4e to take your Vegetable Saraaparfila.
for l4aseve ii will entirely cure me.
fSgne@D MIR. EDWARD W. FRENCH.
SbDcxton. Cal.
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The Authorities Agree.

The authorities are uniform both that
the at. II Justified ny the law ~ the
country 81 which II IS done. is rot &c
tionable. ana further &C. = "A defense 10
silch an act that IT, was done ~ the au-
th0rs'y az sovereign state.
The law % continental Europe. even
IN time u peace authorizes proceedings
AGAINST persons upon mere suspi ion. No
alhsn resident, or Soyourniug In the%e
ntrfaS can complain ~ such proceed
fngS for aliens are no more cNemp.
from sheYn than are objects or cltiz ms
T. may ~ remarked. however. thar in
France ard on the continent % Europe
generally. the police authoritizs hava enc
right aad are In he habit 81 see,fug ca
foot proceedings against individuals upon
suspicion merely. snf not upon proha l@c
Gauss. alleged under oath. The power 70
fa~rs1 20 S. no dcutt. some lines abused
CITIZENS ~ the J-nEed Sfse,svs however
whether native or naturaliassi. Who ~
thsgr Own accorf. visit countries vhere
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HAyDIc APPS roR THE ATHLETES


Fes haudfcapS for the Y VI 9 \ Indoor
~ tomorrow evening are given below In
eNaa, Although there Nill. Of course be
s7ae romQi8tn' by individual compefi-
rs for no one ever knew an athlete to
entirely satisfied with Ills hsndicap. Il
generally conceded that re handfcau-
- has been we'll done ami the results
AAaoi fail "a give satlf3ction = Sc 60
Observed that Dr lincoln. the Official
..aflesTs'ec had iifrle - 80 hy in his
.sas1oI4uS as the recOris NJ many 81
eois'estHn-s were unknown - him
BE university men have the best nan
- a@d with fhcir usual spirit viii
se.sA3F 81 fu to win and push the other
.@% Asr9 The : 4 4. dAi uos enter
sFaf number % competitors. htn So
N Is seven best men. TN this as--
- taetr h11if-aps are smaller. THIS
- oeset av the sups r@erity ~ the
There Niu he <resr interest ln see-
'effner can everyone MSS hardlceys
: ~ nsFfY-Narl ans 4ta-yari runs. and
a.. f'ol" V2Hif while IIlW and Rianck
a % sonfc strong rg3phine % catch
Niah me-" ia enc half mile
50" a4fsi-H AIS .rst-rr, 7~e
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a,vs. tried several remedies which are
afverffsa+i as specially for the liver and
Sonld never get any relief | was recon-
rn@ndef % try a bottle OF Joy NtSftAotf'
So. "a -flls Nlsf as A test. and while ~ x =
s-e- rbe frat bottle I became conNiifcfsi
~ i;s merits. for / could feel u WORKING
q change tn me. 7 have taken i've bot
- al now my troubles have left ne.
t.,ssr,-s Ntrey Is working fun and regunT.
H. fas-f II has clesns.si. purtnesi and
t,rars.i ne lp generally. I feel Ike a neN
man You ara a. pfrfezst hp~ft - - -
ssts as YOU see At. or you can refer "Iio4ii
S'~ T>fIAS LIE with Beamasni.
Third and Market Streets. tl'y'
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NERVOUS PROsTRATION.

e " Joy Company fsentiemen;
have SUFFERED from a nervous rroS'ra-
fbs0 from finarr-iai losses Can say Joys
Vegetable Narsa par la has cured me. My
liver stomach and bowels have been very
sracflve. bat Knee taking Your remedy
am entirely veil All business us-n and
y-srlan should Use n. pif-ase publish
fSigne-D MR. WN- HENRY JONES.
RIfsS Mint
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ronui- clubs openlng Day.

The Tennis Club viii have its open
ing on Saturday and members may bring
their friends The next man elected VIII
bring he list 10 the limit There have
been four or i've class matches. and In
,-e,-srlfv and Fauikenhurg went up a
ola
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Joys FOR THE JADTD.
JOYS vEGETABLEssAgs
CATARRH.

r. w. Joy COFnyssT1y--fs eTi tlesneri.
have lust yrnpiet Ell the a@rond bottle OF
your Vegetable Ssrsa parflla. I have had
eafarTh for years. which affected my
ewes hearing and stomach Frequently
would have dun heaaache for days ~ a
time Since taking your remedy / have
felt no dasag rseatle symptom.
TRUSTING you Viii publish this. as want
any on. suffering from any ~ the ahspvs
svrftfytesrus 10 30 benefit ed kindly send
me two more f-yttles BY return express.
f@hgna~f1
MR.. FREDERICK DE RICHMOND.
Seattle Wash
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DYSPEPSIA,

= y Joy Cyn5Esasly Il Gent Seren-
have taken your Vegetable sasaaFssFsiia.
aysl can asay / have never Eesn anything
e4gal 20 g. have suffered ten years
wsta dyspepsia not bsdug able 80 eat any
sssfay hnf milk aFsff fruRn bread. L.4fs
xras nothing but misery for me.
Now have a good @Tsp@tNes eff any
tafng 7 Nish sd fed - e-lssazsFsestt,le r.
fse-rs from g. ( vFtsh could ted ali aya-
yazsssca and urge them - Try POUR ' ege-
"a SIS IA re41ysarsila-
fssxnesi9 NR. JOHN TIMOTHY.
FORREST an. Cal
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Joys FOR TIE JADED

Has sprung into the hearts Of the peo-
ple. The people are taking this reliable
"Home Remedy and they are reotlE s.
srrsa. GOOD therefrorn Ask your neigh Dor
Vrhs- ne or she thinks OF the California
rar,1ssly. Joys Vegetable Sarsa pariha;
and ne or she will tell You fairly. ana
a. - no
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The Seattle cycle club viii have the
biggest run az the season next Sunday.
some forty-flvc members are expecting
"a run To Snoaualmie Falls and back
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Only a Name.

Cincinnati Tribune
aBeE pardon. nut what Gi4 yea say was
.ha name az YOUR Kentucky friend -
col NandewafsT.
Col. 92a4a-wA4t.'
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Baeksehe. Dizziness. TIrednsss give
vayto Joys Vegetable sarssparfiIa.

r W Joy Company ssirs: have sur
feTsst from h0rvl bic blor~t disease for ths
last fiye years Have suG Hrasi untold mis-
cry both Fsesi3iv and mentally. Have L@ss1
yetsw Es-g@fabla s5ars&Tsrf3iss rfsnfaTrssily
anf have derived wonderful bssglsftts from
a.
Rad r-lsued my stomach ny taking
mercury and potash unl1 became a
chronic ffssferf3c. Unable - retain tbs
Eszafa Fssfs1 on nv ssfyuaca. Al the writ
Ing can cat any ming ansi Aasss&t u ta1t~-
ss7zs~hfv vfthfuf asTg Inconvenience When
commenced taking your Vegetable aKr-
"a rsar4Eka 7 VS. Eiassh - TsOlnds. now 4
ysfs-.sft ts5 rsstsnsa fse-i we'll. eat well ard
f~-sS@Fe am Vyefi f9tat will contireIs TAX
tn. the remedy right a80nR.
Yr.u may p1sblisa ffats, IS ! want al
anfTsrssrs 10 - benefited BY my expert
sfsce f5i-nes4 -
Mayfield. Cal.
Pare Blood, Pure Breath. Health.
sweat Glands or Pore Are Made With
- Azr IL
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1t rou wans TO get spring medicine
without hIoteh. an old -srsspsrfiis
trademark. htg patch 80 red rfmpf~s,
take Joys Vegetable szr.sparilia-
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Every mall bring. new batch Of
Testimonials fer joys Vegetable sar-
sapartfia.
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FINEST

RIo.g1 purifier and regulator known Ta-
rncrs skin diseases and blk ugly sores
hsxe h.ean known TO disappear from the
sfrirted with the use OF joys Vegetable
SarSa pariila-
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SarpFila OF loi
slim which will bring well take
own home remedy Vegetable SarspailA
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Good Health for All Mankind In Joy's
xsu gavanxrfffza

- gssv f-arrrrss fry-s ss-gg. ae-T71fn- FoT
..~r,59 liver aEsd foal sto1nacl Joy ess-
-. -, fu~ IL ~ Fny UBeffs4nn chest
r. - roe vftn calsfgsa a. sell as ne
s.-.~l Respect ally Your ..,.
san J1@s. Cal
old ladies feel fns. yoanx ladies look
I'm. after using Joys xegetsbis -arss-
pzriliA-
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Headaches
Constipation
Neuralgia
Bowel Complaints
Dyspepsia
COstiveness
Piles
Stomach Troubles
Rheumatism
and Liver and
Kidney Disorders
Cured by the
Use Of
joys
Vegetable
Sarsaparilla
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K: g BasheEl Y. u. c. Al wards
"lifam Meyers. r.. Y 81
q ras~ts - -. = = yards
= Osf-orn. r. A. G. AT Il ya-vss
o. Al9ro Gardner. st.. Y VI.
% NJ. A........-.. ..-........... y yar.ts
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The Right To Expel,

The right OF the Hawaiian government
to expei these persons is unioubted. This
government could never give up the right
OF excluding foreigners whose presence
they might deem a source OF danger To
the United States Mr.. Everett. secre-
tary OF state. 20 Mr.. Mann, December Is.
1852 Nor will this government consider
such exclusion Of American citizens from
Russia necessaril a matter of diplomatic
complaint 10 that country Ibid. Every
society possesses the uudoubted right TO
determine who shall compose It's mesn-
bers. and It Is exercised by all nations
both in peace and war memorable
example OF the exercise Of this power in
time Of peace was the passage OF the
alton law OF the United States. in the
year OF i79s.' Mr. Marcy. secretary OF
state to Mr.. Fay. March -. 1876.
There can be no doubt that it (this pow
ERR Is possessed by ali nations and that
each may decide for itself when the oc-
casion arises demanding its Cxorcbsa.
The control Of the people within its
limits. and the right 10 expel from It's ter
ritory persons who are dangerous 10 the
peace Or tho state are too clearly within
the essential attributes Of a sovereignty
30 10 seriously contested. Strangers Wis
sting or soiourning IN a foreign country
voluntarily submit themselves 20 is laws
and customs. The power OF exQ~iling
foreigners tobnoxtous) Is the incident -
soveraigntys Mr. Fish. secretary OF state.
"a Nr Foster. October T. 1878. The gov
ef7gment cannot contest she right of for
eign governments TO exclude. on police or
other grounds American citizens from
their shores Mr. Frelinghuysen. score
fary Of ssste to Mr.. Stillman. August 3.
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u exhs-z. must expsec~ 10 i-1cn- fha. haz-
ard. unless by treaty stipaAat5ons they
should - placed upon z2o-e savo-ahse
footing ER1an TIE subjects Of ire govern
nsegsE whose agents may oorrratr th4
aasase- We have no treaty with France
which p-oyifes for Elch an exemption tsa
favor % osar cltiZsns:' NJ Marcy. serre-
taEy % STATE. 20 Mr.. Richter. Fss<rzary
=. is4
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The position and claim OF the Ha-
waiian government Is that there ia no
treaty obligation preclnding the expul-
sion from the country Of any persons OF
any nationality. whenever martial law Is
In force, and in The opinion Of the govern
meut such persons have violated the laws
Of the republic, or have become impli-
Gated in any plot, conspiracy or treason
against the government.
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'It is true that an action may lie for a
tort committed abroad, although In the
country where the wrongful act was com
mitted. no redress can be had. bur IT is
well settled that whatever would he a
justification for the act complained OF in
she place where IL occurred. will De a
justification in the place where the suit
is tried The law in Mostyn VS.. Fabri-
gas. as laid down by Lord Mansfield. -
that whatever Is a justification In the
place where The thing IS done, ought to
he justification where the case Is cried ;
this decision has been uniformly followed
In the American and English decisions.
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An Alien Can Be Bani-hed for seiitious
Acts The Courts Of Hawaii the
Only Tribunal.

The facts on which these persons were
considered TO be dangerous persons and
implicated In the rebellion, can be- shown
ny affiGavits- Such showing removes all
doubt that their expulsion from thu Ha-
waiian Islands was hasesi upon public rea-
sons and not from any malicious motives.
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Open 10 all competitors not having won
| first prizes In prior events.
FynN..
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Governmenr.the sole Judge.

The government, in order 10 exercise
Its rights under martial law and protect
the community In times OF actual rebel
lion. is not required 10 try and condemn
such persons prior 10 their expulsion. but
Is the sole Judge. not only Of the neceS-
eity or propriety Of declaring martial law.
and placing the country or any part OF IL
under martial law, but OF the course 10 be
taken in respect TO persons who in ks
opinion ara unsafe persons TO he allowed
20 remain within the country.
The provisions OF the habeas corpus
act Of Charles H., section L. that no sub
Ject shall be sent TO prison beyond the
seas and that every such Imprisonment
Is Illegal and that every such person 80
imprisoned may maintain an action OF
raise imprisonment against the person or
persons by whom he shall be so trans
ported Is not part OF the Law of Ha-
wall. Any claim made by those persons
must be based on some act which Is Ill
isgal by Hawaiian law. 1t is agfeed
that TO support an action the act must
have been wrongful or punishable where
II took place. and that whatever would be
a good defense TO the action, IL broalght
there. must be a good defense every
WHERE Ct. Cooley on Torts. page AL.
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THE SUMMER GIRLS LOVE.

1.-THE first six chapters of a seasonable novel.
CHAPTER I.
"And will you love me alwaysp" she
murmured, with her head on his manly
and throbbing bosom.
"Always," he responded, kissing her
rose leaf lips
CHAPTER II.
"And will you love me alwaysp" she
murmured, with her head on his manly
and throbbing bosom.
always" he responded, kissing her
rose leaf lips
CHAPTER III.
"And will you love me always?" she
murmured, with her head on his manly
and throbbing bosom.
always" he responded, kissing her
rose leaf lips.
CHAPTER Nv.
"And will you love me always?' she
murmured, with her head on his manly
and throbbing bosom.
always" he responded, kissing her
rose leaf lips.
CHAPTER v.
"And will you love me alwaysS" she
murmured, with her head on his manly
and throbbing bosom.
Always" he responded, kissing her
rose leaf lips.
CHAPTER vi.
"And will you love me alwaysP" she
murmured, with her head on his manly
and throbbing bosom.
Always" he responded, kissing her
rose leaf lips
TO BE CONTINUED.
A monotonous sameness may seem to
pervade the chapters of this novel, but we
hasten to assure the reader that it is Of
thrilling interest in view of the fact that
while the young woman remains the same
there is different young man In each
CHAPTER,
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FLAT-oPEN1Na BLANK BOOKS


Being satisfied that if you have once
used dat-opening book, you will al
ways use them, and in order to get
you to try one the New Mexican
Printing Go. of Santa Fe, will sell you
HANDMADE BLANK BOOKS,
bound in full leather, with patent
FLAT-0PENING STUBS, with your
name and the number, or letter, Of the
book on the back in gilt letters, at the
following low prices:
8 Or. (A0O pages) Cash Book $3.50
y Or. $50 journal 600
Or. $3.50 Ledger $50
They are made with pages 1OHx16
inches, of a good ledger paper with
round cornered covers. The books
are made in our bindery and we guar
antee every one Of them.
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Very Heavy Air.

II don't understand, said the grocer,
"why it's so darn hot when the thermom-
eter amt no higher than 1T is.
sit is the humidity in the air." ex-
planned the schoolmaster. "Makes 1t
heavier and more oppressive"
II wonder If he's rightP" ventured the
grocer after the schoolmaster had depart
ed.
"You bet he's right !" said the man with
the ginger beard "When was down in
Niger auger''-
''Nigger auger?" the grocer Clipped in.
"Is that any bigger BORN machine than a
long jaw with set of yaller whiskers
hangin to itP"
"You air as funny as string of fish"
replied the man with the ginger beard.
"Ef you would conflne yourself to sellin
your intellectual equals-which the same
is salt mackerel-'s Of tryin to get
funny with your betters, you would come
nearer to fulfllin the mission the Lord
give you on earth. But that is enough
time wasted on you. As was sayin, see
the air SO thick and muggy down in Mig
ger auger that you actually had to pull it
out'n your lungs by hand after takin your
breath. 1t was on one of them times that
q meteor come a-whizzin along and did its
level best to hit the settlement which we
was livin in at the time.
"And you didn't taketit for warnin9"
asked the grocer"
"Was Twin in at the time. 1t was down
in sort of valley, and when this here
meteor, which was about as big as small
house. struck that there strata of air it
just simply was so thick that it couldn't
get through, and the darned thing bounced
back and up and around, rickotchettin
about in the neighborhood for more than
three days. Then a breeze come along and
thinned the air out littlo and it drap-
ped"
II wonder what you mean by rickot-
chettinP" asked the grocer "May pre-
sumo that you was maxim stagger at the
word which is pronounced 'rickoshayP'"
1t may be pronounced thataway in this
here untraveled grocery" replied the man
with the ginger beard, but I was usin the
original Spanish, as heard it in Niger
auger."
The discussion stood good chance of
becoming acrimonious, but tho man from
Potato creek got a herring bone fast In his
throat and created diversion. -1ndianap-
oils Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-29
HercuIes ReIonged to no Club.

ntfcults DclOukcu 10 no CIuU,
But club belonged to hercules. You will
never be able to WELD club in as lively
a manner as that ultra-muscular chappie,
but you may recover physical energy
through the use of Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters, if you will take that thorough
tonic with regularity and persistence, not
spasmodically-by fits and starts. Begin
at once if vigor is failing you, for debil-
ity is the certain parent of disease, so
that delay is dangerous. Digestion, the
function through the perfect discharge of
which vigor is renewed, is insured by the
Bitters. So are appetite, sleep and nerve
quietude. For constipation, malaria,
rheumatism, kidney and bladder trouble
and biliousness the Bitters is unqualified
ly the best remedy extant. The restor-
alive effects of wine-glassful three times
every day will soon make themselves
manifest. Fortlfy the system and grow
strong.