The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1895-10-24

Maud. AIR Spooner caught me in a
! calico gown to-day, and he declared that he
never saw in anything so becoming.
! What do you think of that 2# Aunt Judith
1 81 think He is not the man YOU want TO mar
| ry. Wed hin and calico viii be your portion ,
/ take my word for that.
- have been relieved Of indigestion hv
Hoods Pills" Mrs. f. f Armstrong, Box
40, Belfast, Maine.
The Motorman ayes, Tn a Yale man.
Ia the boat and on the nine. Ia have had
that conductors place by this time if it
hadn't been for making change and adding
up Passenger. "Who is your conductors
The Motorman. ooh, he's a Cornell man.
| They study arithmetic at those small col
ieges, you know"
Badness is either hereditary or caused by
sickness, mental exhaustion. wearing tight
fitting hats, and by over-work and trouble
HAIRS Remover Will prevent it.
All Important Point. The Deacon's Wife
u hope you have been careful about the
new minister's qualifications The Dea-
con. Yes. We made him define exactly
what lie means by "a few Words
a loud ring of your doorbell in the
dead hours OF night is alarming. So is the
flrst hollow sound of a cough from ones
nus band wife, son, daughter. 1t is dis
ease knocking, with perhaps certain silent
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Little Dick. "You can say what YOU
please about boys, but mems is polite any
how. Mems always give up their seats to
ladies'" Little Dot (the cynic) CHATS
cause sittin' down makes their trousers bag
at the knees"
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"Why don't you try to be more original 90
asked the publisher. II do my best" re-
piled the detected author, "but its Of no use
whenever I've got good idea l find
that these classical od-tmers have gone
ahead and plaglarized it before 1 get a
chance at it,
You make no mistake when you buy Dali
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Watts. edo you think it does any good to
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when | went over to Europe | used to add
the initials Of all of them to my name when
l registered at a hotel, and got all sorts of
Difference from the clerks and Walters
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TO the Sufferers Of Rheumatism.
After using Groff's Rheumatic Cure for
some time in my practice take great pleas
uro IL saying tndI IL Is HiOSJ WONDERFUL
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only one have found for the cure of this
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DR.. E. E. Tull, Chicago
6m41
Uncle. "Well, Bobby, what did you learn
at school to-day" Bobby. II learned that
the world is round, and turns on hinges,
like the globe in the library" Uncle. "Well,
what do you think Of that?' Bobby. II
think, uncle, they are asking me to believe
good deal for small boy.
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