The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-12-05

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Richard e Christ retusnse
\ Satlrda N night from innsap oli!
A where she has been III tend linz 'Ehel
4 siek husba ~ pa n that vi
4 Christy HUI so far recoy sFed AZ tc Sb.
iEable tos bs sup and around III
A fra alarm was turned in last
lThursd afterno con hit thy services
4 of the fire company were IDot nsededd
Y "A chimney on the Canadian hosel
burned soat and created n Big sInoke
!. hit the bull ling Aid Mt catch iire.
Those from ss,Iay ton who Will
lscompete at the sub district oratorical
contest sat LuVerne ttosmorro W are
Miss Pauline Fowler md rankie
Morse. The Luyerne spea kerr are
Ms Bertha Bogue and Karl Nh
VIII Wilson, wing siin Bigelos
township, met with q painful acct.
ldent while pressing. hay last Satnr-
lday. He caught HE right hand -
1.-The press, smashing ! finger and tak-
ling the skin from the bach of biz
hand
Frank Day went to 4 Minneapolis
ESaturda where he will visit friends
land attend TO business matters until
the holiday when he will return u
Wort hing ton to close out his bust
ness here IHIo will then go III Earl,
I.ibauN to live. 1t
big fire was narrowly ayerted
Iat Adrian last week The FIRE started
Fin the saloon under the Slads hotel
hut by the efficient work Of the fire
department the fire was soon extin-
guished II The loss is estimated al
between $500 and $500 y.
The Living Church # Nas
colored preacher who said to Ehhiis
Eaock have Ia collectio to
make this nor ning, and, for TIE glory
| Of heben, which eyer5 Of e YOU stole ltllr
.EJones turkeys lon e put All thing 90
the plate; One who was there 4:
So Eyer blessed nig Sab il de church
came down Wid de rock
Russell M berry and Miss
/ / AIRY pa mon S,ill leave TO moro II
lIsafterno on for = uverns ais the repre-
sentatiy YES ut the M DIT him on High
School in the orr torial contest a that
place D snao oW: All at hey VIII
be accomp panied by about RS enthusi-
astic sehola ans: lAIraA gah1ents have
been ma lew hereb the mig ht TIA iii
will .be held until the exercises are
over their ID acc omod atio d: The
best wishes of the A ~ "a goes ith
our epresenta yes.g
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would s.break an ox. u The editor
answered as foil If only one
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him by means Of q chain attached to;
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from the ground Then hoist him
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the scalp 81 cture ths ranium,
but stuns the part it Is used upon
ywliishout infiicting q permanent injury.