The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1895-12-20
Editorial and Otherwise
BE kind to the poor and needy.

ness.
DO not pull the world down on your own
head.
Cold treatment sometimes makes one as hot
as fire.
The first base hit was made by sneaking
| coward.
Football is all right becase it comes right
home to us.
The meat and sinew Of newspaper are its
advertisements.
Advertise your Christmas goods in the
DEMocRAr-STAR.
The tax collector is not sport, but he has
run for his money.
There is a great deal of money obtained un-
der false pretenses.
As soon as boy gets his first pair of pants
he wants mustache.
If there is any man who ought to be boycott
ted it is the boycotter.
Have your Christmas printing done at the
DEMoCRAT-STAR Office.
Dallas thief has been stealing from
churches the word of God.
Men should maintain female cooking schools
as a means Of self-defen'e.
Truth has far less to fear from its enemies
than from its angry friends.
The most popular performance of modern
times is that play upon words.
The cinnamon gardens of Ccylon are said to
have an area of 10000 acres.
The American people want plenty Of fat
turkeys when they give thanks.
| The baldheaded man can never be accused
of dandyism in the parting of his hair.
Love is Il fine thing, but if you have plenty
of money you can easily do without it.
The sluggard considers all his time wasted
save the portion he spends in sleeping.
Fair bicycle riders in Little Rock persist in
wearing their bloomers on the outside.
| During the last two centuries the wealth of
Great Britain has increased forty told.
Judge Allen G. Thurman, the sold Roman"
of Columbus, Ohio, is dead, aged SO years.
1t is said that Bob Ingcrsoll's next lecture
will be entitled, "What Fool have BEEN
Ask the man who is down in a hole what the
trouble is and he will tell you he is gone up.
| Love is like almost every other disease: the
people take it just as often as they are exposed.
There is man in Meridian, MISS, who does
not blush to own the name of Kutcher Three
toot.
! Dogs, being well supplied with bark and
whine, have comparative immunity from ma
laGa.
Wise men look upon kisses as counterfeit
coin only current among those who keep their
eyes shut.
| Self conceit is the most dctestihle cndow-
ment owned by man and is proficiency tend
ing to puerity.
| It is said that Mr.. Cohlsart, the proprietor
of the Chicago Times Herald, made his first
money as baker.
In Paris the demand for small dogs is me,
BY rearing pups from an alcoholic diet which
retards their growth.
The cold reliable" DEMocRAT-STAR is in.
oreasng in circulation every day. Its course
is onward and upward.
1t is computed in twelve marriages out o.
every 100 one of the high contracting parties
has been married before.
China has war god to whom they have
burned incense from time immemorial ant
who has over 5000 names.
Frank Burkitt has discarded his wool hal
and taken out license to practice law. Now he
would like to have the wool sack
After woman has been married to man
six months, she begins to feel a romantic in
terest in the man she didn't marry.
There are some men in this world so stingy
that they don't eat enough to keep then
healthy. The devil will get all such.
Many common people Of England believe
that the guinea pig has no ears. Its ears ar'
very small and lie very close to ITS head.
/ The attachments of mere mirth are but The
shadows of that true friendship of which thu
sincere affections of the heart are the sub
stance.
Sandow, the strong man, has invented {
combination trunk and bath tub The mex
thing will be a combination hair brush ant
boot stretcher.
A boy of IA and girl of II were married II
johnson county, Georgia, the other day. Th'
parents Of the children lnterposed no objection
to the marriage.
A Minnesota man kicked because he found .
piece of horse collar in a sandwich bought a
a railway station. He probably expected ful
set of silver mounted harness.
There ought to be strong bond OF sympa
,hy between forest trees and theatrical people
Both are often subjected to the indignity o.
having their trunks taken for board.
A wild man was captured in Maine the othe
day. At least he was considered wild because
he was cooking cat. His captors probabl!
thought that he should have eaten it raw.
Advertising saves time--hence, lengthen
life. The buyer is saved searching for wha
he wants, the seller finds the quickest marke
for his goods. The human mind needs stimu
lus Of the suggestion contained In effective ad
vertising.
Every man who prepares for Christina
with the knowledge that his own children ar
fed and clothed, and can enjoy the festivit'e
Of the season should mark his gratitude 70
good fortune with contribution 10 prevsn
oshers from Q,1ins that holiday 10 cold an
hanger.
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