Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1895-12-11
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g@ If young men did not drink there
would be no drunkards.
p6. Never let the sun 60 down with
out doing some kind act that will make
your pillow softer.
s9 Unless mans walk corresponds
with his talk, his influence for good is
not likely to be great.
H@ The only way by which the devil
can manage to carry on business is by
making sin attractive.
s@ Your life will never rise any
higher than your belief. Ifyou believe
wrong, you will behave wrong.
s@ A woman writer in enumerating
"what woman like in man." failed to
mention money. 1t was a strange
Oversight.
s6 The object of the Bible is to bring
God and man together. The object of
the devil is to keep them as far apart
as possible.
sdS The bodily temperature ofhorses
and men in health is about 100; when
| it varies much from that figure some
thing is seriously wrong.
p6 In the matrimonial market it
doesn't make so much difference about
girls complexion, if her income is
only fair.
r@- An Oriental proverb-You can't
prevent the birds of sadness from fly
ing over your head, but you may pre-
vent them from Stopping to build there.
s8 In Utica, N. Y, tradesmen not
only sell their delinquent accounts at a
public sale, but advertise them at full
length in the papers.
s4 Statistics show, according to the
reports made from all the insane asy-
lums in the United States, that. less
than six per cent. of the patients in
carcerated are cured.
b1 Psychologists say that the older
man grows the smaller his brain be-
comes. This explains why the old
man knows nothing and the young one
everything.
a@ 1t is rather singular when you
come to think about it, that the per-
secuted and unwelcome mother-in-law
makes a lovable and appreciated
grandmother.
p9 Mother-Johnny, you mustn't
play with that Robinson boy any more.
Johnuy-Why not, ma? because he
is bad boy" "Well, mother, he amt
half as bad as me, can tell YOU"
p@~ A congregation in Scotland was
very short of funds. A soap firm came
to it's relief by paying $500 year for
five years for the privilege of hanging
soap picture on the pulpit.
p6" 1t said that the average height Of
the American woman has in the last
two generations increased one inch,
and that the same increase has taken
place in her bust and waist measure.
p8- "If married life is so much more
desirable than single blessedness," ask
a cynical bachelor, why does a man
pay minister S5 to marry him and a
lawyer 500 to procure him divorce?"
pd~ First farmers boy-"My fathers
going to have some men TO do thrash
ing at our house next week." Second
farmers boy-"That nothin'. My
father does thrashin' at our house every
day."
p4- "As you have good reference, I'll
offer to YOU the post of cashier in our
house, provided you can deposit ST.:
200 as security" "And what security
can you give me that my 81 200 will be
secure? ?"
n@ Six years ago w. S. Doty, of
Detroit, was robbed of gold watch
and some cash. The other day he
bought secondhand mattress, and
Mrs. Doty, while on hunt for moths,
found the watch concealed in the
mattress.
B@- Avoid making your horses ex-
citable, by being cool and level-headed
yourself. Horses are imitators just as
men are, and if you are inclined to be
foolish about little things, you cannot
expect anything else from your horses.
s@r According to recent figures, the
people of this country are long-lived
than those of Europe. In this country
Is persons out of every 1000 die each
year. In England the average is 20,
and in Germany 26.
s6. There is no American boy, how
ever poor, however humble, orphan
though he may be, that, if he have
clear head, true heart, strong arm,
may not rise through all the grades Of
society and become the crown, the
glory, the pillar af the State.
H9 A peculiar Puritan-like sentence
was imposed on three offenders in Nor
ristown, Pa, few days ago. They
were accused of assault and battery,
and were released on their promise to
accompany their accuser to church on
each of the IL next succeeding Sun
days.
a6r The best thing to give to your
enemy is forgiveness, to an opponent
tolerance, to friend your heart, to
your child good example, to father
Difference, to your mother conduct that
will make her proud of you, to your
self respect, to all men charity.
H9 The craze for articles made Of
alligators' skins has been the death Of
two and half millions ofalligators in
Florida during the last Is years. The
United States Fish Commission is now
taking steps to fill up the vacancies by
artificial incubation ofthe eggs these
reptiles.
a~ Guerrita, who is now the first
bull-fghter in Spain, has appeared in