River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-11-28
PlTH AND POINT.
From each the solemn statement comes
on highway and on byway;
There's but one way TO run this earth,
And that, OF course. is my way"


From each the solemn statement comes
On highway and on byway;
There's but one way TO run this earth,
And that, OF course. is my way"
Washington Star.
"A Case in Point. -Quizz-'T say,
now, do you really believe that ig-
norance is bliss?" Fizz - II don't
know. You seem TO be happy."-Tit-
Bits.
Hotel visitor-"Now, are YOU sure
this bed is quite clean?" Servant
ayes. sir; the sheets were only washed
this morning. just feel them; they
amt dry yet."-N. Y. Journal.
-She-"Do you pretend to have as
good Judgment as / have?" He
well, no, our choice of partners for
life shows that my judgment can not
be compared to yours. boston Globe.
-Doctor-"Now, Tommie, viii you
promise me to take your medicine like
man?" Tommie-" No, sir; when a
man takes medicine he makes a bad
face and swears. "-Yonkers States
man.
Little Pet ION her knees before re-
tiring)-"Mamma, may | pray for
rain?" Mamma-''Yes, if you want
to; but why?" Little Pet-"Susie didn't
invite me to her picnic. Lewiston
Journal.
BY the Touch. Patient Doctor,
do you believe it is possible to heal by
the touch?" Doctor-"Ahem-w we'll
that is, we professional men have to
We, don't you know" - Detroit
Tribune
A Wise Thong -Daughter-"Pd
rather marry the worst man in the
world than the best one" Mother
Good gracious, how you talk. Why
would your" Daughter-''oh. I'd
know then what / had. detroit Free
Press.
Here is some material, tailor, and
] want you to make me a suit" II
never work with cloth that is bought
elsewhere. II don't understand that;
if bring you the material you lose
just so much less on my clothes "
Buch fur Allie.
Mrs. Crimsonbeak-''We are to have
thirteen to dinner to-day and / am
superstitious enough to think that
someone will die" Mr. CrimsonbealS
My dear, didn't know you were
going to do your own cooking. "-Y on
lxers Statesman.
-Su Substantially Agreed - There
seems to be quite a crowd in here"
said the fat man, jamming himself
down on a seat in the overloaded ON
nibus. "There's-quite-a -crush-
,roenaI a MN a. ,r,soo fwo.,.
somewhere underneath Chicago Tri-
bune.
They say Mrs. Barlow is going to
start free clearinghouse" Glow
can she afford it?' by writing up
what the boarders say at breakfast.
The remarks of clearinghouse peo-
pie are so witty, that she expects to
clear expenses by writing jokes. -Har-
per's Bazaar.
1--WE will have to fight this time,
sure" the aide ventured to remark.
"And why this painful necessity" de-
manded the Spanish general haughti-
ly Because" humbly replied the
aide, as he bowed low; because the
rebels have got between us and the
telegraph office. indianapolis Jour-
nal.
-"Have you ever loved another,
George?" mo, Maud, no. swear by
all" Never mind that. II you say
it. believe it, but | can not be yours.
A man who has lived as long as you
have without ever loving, must be in
nately a woman-hater, and l shall
never marry a woman-hater. Good
evening. Mr.. Jones. Maria calling to
the maid), you may send Mr.. Wilkins
up. / am disengaged. "-Harper's Ba-
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