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The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11
He Brought Them Back,

On Sunday night a young man,
whose name we withhold, stole a
kcg of nails, a drawing knife, saw
and a chisel, from an out house,
near where the Lyman Roach store
house is being built and carried
them out to a parties house in the
edge Of the city The carpenters
missed their tools on Monday morn
ing as they also missed their nails,
and gave them up as gone, but this
morning they found all of the miss
ing articles back in the alley where
they stared to work, Mr., Latimer
said: eve owe their recovery to
the gentleman at whose house they
were stored, for as soon as he learn
ed that the young man had stolen
them, he made him bring them
back" We hope if this young man
sees this, he will reform and credit
us up for good intentions in not e&-
posing his name, Boys should be
put to work and not be allowed to
run idle for it is the idle boys that
get into mischief, Put your boy at
some trade, even if he does not re-
ceive penny for his work, as he
will be learning how to take care Of
himself without resorting to theft,
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11
Tho Evolution.

OF medicinal agents is gradually
relegating the old time herbs, pills,
draughts and vegetable extracts to
the rear and bringing into general
use the pleasant and effective liquid
laxative, Syrup Of Figs, To get
the true remedy see that II Is man
ufactured by the California Fig
Syrup Co., only, For sale by all
leading druggists,
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11
Our Sunday Paper.

We have arranged TO give our
subscribers Il 10 page paperou Sun
day, which will have a descriptive
write up of New Orleans and other
matter Of an interesting nature,
Besides this our paper will contain
a list Of all the laws passed by the
Arkansas legislature a forecast Of
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11
To tho Public.

Remember that will maintain
the establishment Of Hecht ana
Rindskopf and open up one Of the
finest iewelry stores in the city at
the same stand, Mr. Casteel is still
with us and will do all kind Of watch
and jewelry repairing
SId HEoHT, with
HEonT n RlNDsRorF,
Jewellers.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11
"Dress Well"

E. Greenroos, the tailor and
gents filter, has just received an
invoice of piece goods, which he
proposes to cut, make and guaran-
tee fit, at from $15 to $40 and up,
a suit; pants 1925 and up He is a
good tailor, reasonable in his char
ges, and will give entire satisfaction
lie is the poor mans friend when it
comes to price, Give him call.
Shop in the Byrne block, East side.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11
TWO SENSATIONAL ARRESTS.

Yesterday officer Joe Barkmar
assisted by Melville Anderson, Otto
Parkins and Marshal James Cren.
shaw, arrested Jimmie Whitaker
and Walter High, Jr, on a charge
of aggravated assault. These young
men are members Of two of our
best families and have had good
training but it seems they have
gone to the bad Young Whitaker
had a charge of burglary resting
against him in this county and state
and the capture being made on this
side, the officers held him here to
answer for the same, They were
both placed in the Miller county
jail, and this morning young High
was brought back to Texas to an.
swer for assaulting a young man
named Belts, whom he and young
Whitaker beat up badly and threw
in Deutchman's canal, and had not
some negroes pulled the man out,
they would now be in on the
charge Of murder, Mayor Edwards
continued the case until Monday
against Jim Whitaker and will make
an effort to secure evidence against
him for burglary, as the witness
who made affidavit against him is
now out of the city and is in the
employ Of the Plymouth Rock Pants
Co., and his whereabouts unknown
to the officers, Should the prose.
cutting witness not be found, he will
be turned over to the Texas officers
Everyone in the city sympathises
with the families of these two boys
and many has been the tear shed
over their eyilway, The law should
show no sympathy for them, for
they have proven that nothing will
tame them down and they should
be made to feel the smart Of pun
ishment.
Young High has had his trial and
the onCense was reduced to "sim
pie assault lie gave his state
ment as to the assault on Belts; he
said: 81 did not strike him at all
Whitaker and the man Belts fought
and we carried Belts down to the
canal to wash the blood from hi
face and while there he (Betts) ant
Whitaker renewed thd quarrel and
Belts was knocked into the water
Dr. G. G. Burke gave the young
man long lecture and fined hin
cost and all Sl5 The father, Mr.
Walter High, stepped forward ant
paid II, MIR, High Is very mucl
hurt over the matter and he will
do what he can in the way Of re
forming his boy from vicious habits
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11

Bragg n Koerner general con
tractors and builders, plans and
specifications, furnished on appllca'
tlon; also estimates furnished on
short notice on all classes Of build
ings, public or private, All work
guaranteed, Once in opera house
blOek.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11
SHOES AMI, SLIPPERS.

the weather from Prof. w, r. Fos
ter and our usual quota of local
happenings, Ifyou have anything
to advertise, the Sunday morning
paper is the place to seek to catch
the public eyes,
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11

II you want the late styles In sll'
YER side and hair combs, gartere,
belts, hat pins, fan holders, chair
brackets, Visit the leading jewelers.,
Private sales for ladies from to 9.
HECuT & RINDsK0pF
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11

If you want the choicest improv.
ed and unimproved residence and
business lots or If you want to sell
or rent your property see Kirby u
Kelley, Real Estate Dealers, ONCE
in Byrne Block 3.21
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11
l1GClT Il RlNDsHorr,
Go TO Briley's

and see If you can't find the pret-
tiest iline Of embroideres that can
be found in this city, and at prices
that are right, A-S,
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11
$1,000 Reward For any MiSrOprcsent.
alton,

II you want big bargains now IL
The time to visit the big sale going
on at the iewelry establishment OF
of Hecht and Rindskopf Private
sale for ladies 2 to 7 p, m, Every
thing will be sold at less than half
the cost,
II aa,ta, 4, Dtunaynute
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11

If you want second hand Rem
ington Type Writer No 2, in fair
condition, call on Kirby & Kelley, in
the Byrne block. tf.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11
Easter Fans

will be made a speciality this week,
We can show you some beautiful
designs and at prices that will make
you buy, of Briley, 4.7.1wk.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11

Patronize push and enterprise.
Huddeston Bros, always keep the
best Of fresh meats, etc, and
promptly deliver same to all parts
Of the city,
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11
Short Length India Linen

40 inches wide 100 a yard, These
are extra good and can only be had
at BRILEY's. A..
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11

We Always give our customers
The best the market affords, full
weights and prompt attention,
UtiDDLEsTON lln0g,
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11
The Hunter Transfer Co.,
TO TEIE PUBLIC.

the general reduction depression In prices in lines OF
] we have concluded make the following prices IN our ne OF
present @ m ana after this date Heases for whites former Pye ~
d price w. leaes for coored former price 70 price, 0Oo oa
n, rVo'Mner price, S5, present price, $3.50 . H.
% NJ OI0E=Our Undertaking Establishment complete III an re-
@ we are prepared to do the best work the city AID WVH
pgm All goods reduced price Open day and night Az e
V@r Mr. Shut !" wv
rLaAAt,nAh IiUnrU Chinna nv.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11

Our goods are the best, and prices
the lowest, Give uS a trial now,
MoORE e. WELLS,
III Wholesale and retail Groeers
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11

Huddleston Bros, have just re-
ceiyed a fine line Of smoked meats.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11

We buy and sell country produce
III MooRE 81 WELLS,
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11

do Ladies readymade Shirt Waists ought bring ST. but you
nav take them Monday for 65c.
doz Ladies Shirt Waists very stylish and well made
anywhere else they sell for Zoe, sell them for 45c,
100 Silk Waist Patterns in yard lengths the latest they
e well worth $780, win sell Monday only for 250 pattern
@Obo Spring Calico nice pattern Monday only at 2!c
$50 bolts Checked Nainsook 7c kind, for Monday at 2c
& inch Wool Dress Goods spring patterns, Monday at l8c
Outing Cloth spring patterns reduced from l24c to 73c
Ladies will need these for April showers 81 so kind
hr85c. 50 50 kind $l75; 1926 kind for $2,
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11

Talk with Kirby & Kelley about
your real estate,
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11
wv q. q e { c. g Uss $. 7"

Our last Mondays Bargain Sales beat anything on
yscord. The crowds Of people who attended were i'm
mso and they all got well repaid for their visit, and
Vo are going to treat them as well again Monday morn
hg We will only mention some few Of the prize num-
lsrs that will draw:
The Daily Texarkanian., 1895-04-11
LsVB HE1IBRoN,
I.,diaQ eWeIer { RSney Lender

,..oe Money ON all Collaterals'
ATsn pnys Gold, Diamonds add
ct ether Precious Stones
-oFFERs BARGAINS IN
m,rNfEnEg DIAMONDS AND WATCHES
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30
Started Up Again.

The electric street car line com.
menced operations again last Sat
urday evening and the company
now have their cars running regu-
larly. Quite a large number of
persons we're brought out by the
pretty weather Sunday and made
a run over the line and the cars have
been fairly we'll patronized since.
Let US hope the cars will be kept
going continuously from this on.
and that the line will prove pay
ing institution.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30
Births.

AHLEK-In this city. on Satur-
day, March %, 1895. to Mr..
Jacob Ahler and wife. daughter.
CADY-In Washington City. to
Mr.. William Cady and wife, for
merly of this city. daughter.
TRUMBo-At Jets, this county.
on Saturday. March 23d. 1895, to
Mr.. l.. A. Trumbo and wife. a
son-L. A., Jr.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30
Delsarte Entertainment.

The entertainment to be given
by Miss Glascock, the Delsartean
Artist, at the Opera House, on
Wednesday evening. April sd,
promises TO be an enjoyable affair.
She will be assisted by Misses Ely,
Thomson, Gaines, Meek. Gil
lum. Halloran. Buckley. Johnson
and Dudley. Some special fea-
lures will consists Of violin solo
by Miss Newbrandt. living pic
lures, family albums, &c.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30

rain gauge. and will hereafter re-
port regularly to the Signal Ser
vice Bureau the temperature and
amount Of precipitation in this
locality, in addition to keeping
the people posted as to the
weather by means Of the signal
service flags. Now if he only had
a gauge for measuring the force
and velocity Of the wind and a
barometer he would be a fully
equipped signal service officer.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30
Chopped With an Axe.

Mr.. S. + Dunlap. carpenter.
who works at Wakefield & Choate' :
mill. but lives on the Lawrence
burg pike just beyond the Cedar
Run distillery. and blacksmith
by the name Of Jack Bishop, who
lives and has shop a little fur.
Their up the road. had difficulty
Thursday which resulted in Dun
lap attacking Bishop with an axe
and inficting ugly wounds on his
arm and in his face.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30
THE NEW f. f. V. LIMITED

Commencing Sunday, May 9Th.
the F. F. V. Limited will leave
Cincinnati dailv at 1920 noon,
arriving at Washington at 7:4o a.
M, Baltimore 600 a. M. Phila-
delphia 1890. a. m. and New
York I:4o p. m. The train will
consist Of Composite Car. Elegant
Day Coach. with Smoking Com
partment, Dining Car. Pullman
Sleeping Cars Of the latest and
most improved design. and an
Observation Car. Emphasis is
especially placed on the Observa-
ton Car. Built by the Pullman
Company from Chesapeake and
Ohio plans, the F. F. V. Obser.
walton Cars serve their purpose
better than any others that have
ever been constructed.
AS the F. F. V. Limited is the
only train having an Observation
Car attached. it necessarily fol-
lows that the Chesapeake and
Ohio R'y alone has scenery inter.
esting enough to demand an Oh
servation Car. The F. F. ". Limited
is the only train running through
from Cincinnati to New York that
enables the business men to trans.
act business in Cincinnati one day
and New York the next. 1t is
the only train for Jersey City Coast
resorts. which arc reached by the
F. F. V. at dinner time instead of
in the evening. 1t is the only
train that enables business men to
transact business in Cincinnati one
day and reach Washington for
breakfast the next morning. 1t is
the most desirable train for New
England resorts. connections being
made in the Union Depot in
Washington with the Colonial
Express running through to Boston
which reaches New Haven 4:Io p.
M, New London $50 p. m.
Providence 7:I5 p. m. and Boston
$3.50 p. m. The F. F. V. is the
only modern train lighted through
out with Electricity. carrying
Dining Car and an Observation
Car.
The Washington and Atlantic
Express. also an Electric Lighted
Vestibuled train, will leave Cincin-
natl at 100 p. m, reaching Wash
ington $40 p. m. and Old Point
Comfort coop. m. Connection
is made at Washington with the
Boston Express or the Limited,
reaching New York obout 600
p. m. At Norfolk connection is
made with the Old Dominion
Steamship Line, reaching New
York 800 p. m. the next day.
THE BIG FOUR ROUTE
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30
An Eager and a Nipping Wind,

continuous down pour OF rain, inclement
weather, generally IN winter and spring. are
unfavOrable to all classes OF invalIds. But
warmth and actlvi infused into the circulation
counteracts these Influences and interpOse
defense against them. Hostetters stomach
Bltters. most thorough and effective of stOlnachcs
and tOnics not only enrlches the blood but
accelerates It's circulation. For a chill. or pre-
complaint, partcul ,rly prevalent ut these seasons
II Is the best possible remedy. II IL also nValll-
able tor dyspepsia. liver complaint. constipation
or spring Journey without 1t. Elderly persons
and thu delicate ANA cOnvalescent are greatly
aided by II.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30
DEATHS OF THE WEEK.

BANrA-Mrs. Mamie Banta, wife
of Mr.. z. L. Banta. died Monday
afternoon at $3.50 o'clock from the
effects of a surgical operation per-
formed last week. She leaves one
child about eighteen months old
to the care Of her husband. who is
heart-broken at her untimely
death. The funeral took place
"Wednesday afternoon from the
Baptist Church Of which she
was member.
BoucHER-Mr. Charles Boucher
died at his home on Short street
Monday night, aged 90 years.
The deceased was an Englishman
by birth and came to this city be-
fore the war to work in the cotton
factory. When the war broke out
he volunteered in the 22d Ken.
lucky Infantry and served three
years, making a good soldier.
CHoArE-Mr. Harry G. Choate
died at his home in Shelbyville
Monday. after brief illness. The
deceased was brother OF Messrs.
Lou. G.. and Robert Choate. Of
this city, who attended his funeral
ON Wednesday.
GLANroN - Last week Mrs.
Claudia Glanton, wife OF Mr.. w.
A. Glanton. died at Eddyvllle and
the remains were brought here
for interment. On Sunday the
infant she left, only a few weeks
old, died. and was laid by her
side Monday afternoon.
HARROD - Mrs. Levi Harrod
died Tuesday morning at the
home Of her husband, in the Flat
Creek precinct. this county. Her
funeral took place Wednesday.
O'BRIEN-Mrs. Bridget O 'Brien
died at her home, near Jets. this
county. on Monday, and the re.
mains were taken to Louisville
Wednesday for interment.
THoMAs-The infant child Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Sallie Robin
son Thomas. of Shelby county,
died Saturday at the residence Of
Miss Ruth Robinson. on Third
street, and the funeral took place
Sunday, the remains being laid to
rest in the cemetery.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30
Matrimonial.

The following marriage licenses
have been issued this week by
County Clerk Smith:
March 26-James Jordan and
Sarah Johnson.
March az Ed. Brown and
Alice b. Blackburn, colored.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30
THE BIG FOUR ROUTE
Has the Best Terminal Facili-
ties at Chicago.

Has the Best Terminal Facili-
ties at Chicago.
All trains enter Chicago on the Illi-
nois Central tracks along six miles of
the Lake Front through the most
picturesque portion of the city, and
land passengers in the magnificent
New Central Station on Twelfth street
and Lake Front This station is con-
venient to the Auditorium, Richelieu,
Victoria and Leland Hotels and with
in two blocks Of the State and
Wabash Street Gable Lines and the
South Side Elevated Railway. Con-
venient stops are also made at Hyde
Park, Thirty Ninth street and Twenty
Second street Stations.
Magnificent Vestibuled Trains,
Parlor Cars, Wagner Sleeping Cars,
Private Compartment Buffet Sleep
ing Cars and Superb Dining Oars. No
transfer across Cincinnati to make
connections.
Your ticket should read via the Big
Four Route to enjoy these privileges.
E. o. MCCORMICK, Pass. Traffic Mgr;
D. B. MARTIN, Genl PasA. & Tkt. Agt.
Big Four Route, Cincinnati, o.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30
SALE.

A FINE FARM OF 2lO ACRES. FINELY LO-
II Gated, miles from Frankfort, on a good
turnpike road. upon which there Is brick resi-
dence of 5 rooms. a tenement Of four rooms. and
all other necessary improvements This land Is
In a high state of cultivation. the Improvements
are In fine condition. and In order to make
QUICK sale will be offered at bargain.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30
Will Report the Weather.

Deputy Collector B. T. Farmer
has been supplied with thermom
eters for measuring the maximum
and minimum temperature and a
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30
FARM FOR SALE.

WE OFFER FOR SALE A FINE FARM OF
w ITO acres situated OH the Georgetown turn
pike miles from Frankfort This IL very pro-
ductve land; is we'll improved abundantly sup
piled with water, and Is especially adapted to
stock raising. The neighbOrhOOd Is excellent.
churches and schools convenient and all sur
rOundingS attractive.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30

DETwEEN TAYLOR AVENUE AND THE
ID river. are offered for sale on easy terms.
These lots are on a good twenty-fOOt street and
ad1Oln Judge Drane's property
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30
L. B. MARSHALL 4 CO.,
Real Estate Agents
OFFICE, 236 MAIN STREET.
FOR SAL. E.

A FARM OF 30 ACRES OF GOOD LAND WITH
n In the city limits OF Frankfort. large part
OF this land Is now under cultivation and the bal
ance is good grazing land. In this tract there Is
also quantity of fine tobacco land.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30
$50 ACRE FARM

nF FINE LAND. WITH GOOD IMPROVE.
~ mentS. situated near Forks of ElkhOrn. Is
offered for sale. This farm is we'll adapted to
stock raising. Or will raise fine tobacco as we'll as
all other crops suited for this climate. Will sell
on easy payments.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30

MEnO WILL BUY YOU FRAME COT
0OOO tage Of 8 rooms on Second street,
South Side.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30

FOR RENT de a st On Clinton street street.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30
For Sale.

A GREAT BARGAIN Is OFFERED IN THE
"A Malt House property. on Nero street. This
property is well equipped for mailing or would
make Il fine warehouse or manufa turing estab-
lishment.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30
For Sale.

URAME COTTAGE OF FOUR ROOMS AT
l. Thorn Hill This property will be sold cheap
payment being required. with the balance paid
weekly.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30

e1 KIM WILL BUY ABRICK RESIDENCE
p wv of rooms on Holmes street.
with lot 81 by $50 feet.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30

TWO FRAME COTTAGES OF FOUR ROOMS
j each. on Taylor avenue. This Is good
property and will be sold Oh easy payments To
the right party Ii you are Interested come
quick.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30
FOR RENT s dD9 Fro lo On SEC
Tobacco Laud.

WEUFFkR FOR SALE FARM OF $50 ACRES
w of fine tobacco land. near Forks of Elk
horn; rs acres sod brOhen this year. leaving the
rem 81, Ing rs Il res II y ass. Fur terms call at
our Office Or on Il. {. Church. agent. Oh the
premises.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30

nod GALE WE OFFER FOR SALE
HNJh - "A II a double frame cottage
on East Main str ct at a bargain.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1895-03-30
FOR SALE.
Blacksmith Property
FOR SALE.

L Forks OF ElkhOrn. including frame resi-
dencs OF four rooms. with necessary buildings.
and ten acres OF land Is offered at bargain.
This Is the only shop now In Operat OIL at that
place and will cOmmal d a good trade II run by an
experienced workman.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1895-01-19
PlTH AND POINT.

--Visitor-''IIow do you like your lit
tie baby hrother?" Little SiSter-"ie
is pretty nice, only he lacks modern
culture
-EIe-'I may be poor. but there was
n time in my lite when rode in car
rage" She-''ies, and your mother
pushed IL, too"
-Nearsighted Old conference.-the
tie boy, how much does bicycle like
that one of yours" Young Woman Gin
boomers Sir. American Hebrew.
-Britishcr (home from abroad) 1--WE
didn't find the Americans interested in
never abroad)-"Didn't they notice You
at all?"-Detroit Tribune.
--Watts-"rhere goes the only man
who ever made Col. BlugOre take
water" Smallwort-"You don't sayi
Who Is hep" Watts-"The colonel's
millSman. Cincinnati Tribune.
Write me as one who loves my felowman."
Tho angel heard gracious maiden say;
To show horself sincere she straight began
And went that night bnrchcaded 20 the play.
Washington Star.
--IIouser-"I see that they are put
ting plates on gunboats eighteen inches
thick" Mrs. liouser-"Let's get some
OF them. Perhaps the servants can't
break them. ~ Philadelphia Record.
--lIe-'I wonder when you will be-
able to set as good table as my mother
does?" Shelly the time you are able
90 provide as good table rs your fla
thcr does, my dear. Burlington qa.)
Gazette.
Policeman 20 Wheelman (who is
riding on the side path)-"See here,
young man, you can't ride there"
Cant, Ell? Well, YOU just watch me-"
And he shot out of sight American
Wheclman.
Not at All Professional. DIR.
Squiller Gust got his l.. II. c. P.)--
"Why; what's wrong with it?' Expert
cnced hysician-"What's wrongl
Why, the thing is positively legible. -
Woonsocxet Or. H. Reporter.
-"Did Mr.. spooner propose to you
last night2" Bertha-"Yes." And did
he say he had never admired any other
girl" Bertha-"Well, about the same
thing; he said he'd never gone with
any other girl except you. Los An
geles Times.
1t was Elsie's first night at the con-
cert. and she listened dclightedly till,
as the applause which followed the
prima donna's wonderful trills SUBJ
sided, she leaned over TO her mother,
and in very audible whisper ex-
claimed: ooh, mamma! Don't that lady
gargle her throat lust lovely. 49, Brook
lyn Life.