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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1895-09-26

The most complete line OF stoves or
Grays harbor, at II. l.. Cook e Co.'S.
A. d. Wood returned from Cohasset
Friday, after having spent successful
week shooting ducks.
A. w. Hart and family, and Miss Belle
Wood left ON Mondays train bound tc
Kentucky, from whence the latter will &C
to Brooklyn, N. Y. to visit, and to pursue
her musical education.
Mrs. G. E. Burrows left yesterday for q
three months visit in the east, stopping
in Michigan, Ohio, Indiana and Illinois.
She was accompanied by Miss Galloway
who returns to her home near Medina,
Mich, after spending the past year in
this city with the family of Captain
Burrows.
Dana's Musical Institute, of Warren,
Ohio,-the oldest and one OF the most
influential schools OF music in the United
States, have, for the past twenty years,
used the WING Pianos constantly for class
room and other use, and voluntarily en-.
dorse them "as in every case good in
strument, worthy the confidence OF any
one desiring a first.class piano.
The epidemic Of bowel trouble among
children seems to have struck Aberdeen.
There has been one death the past week,
and number Of cases reported. Judge
Pearson's nine-year-old son Dan has been
very sick for week or more. For lack
Of better name the doctors call it
malarial diarhGa, but it is doubtless due
to the condition OF the water, following
the long dry season, rather than to heat.
1t begins with cramps in the stomach or
intestines and chill followed by Shiny
discharge, and if taken in hand promptly
can usually be checked at once. Parents
would do we'll to watch their children
closely, at this time.
Mitchell is still i'll the grocery business
and sells groceries and green stuff as
cheap as anyone on the Harbor.
Yours to please, S. c. Mitchell.
Last Friday night society was launched
in all its spendor and was out en- masse
to celebrate the opening Of the winter
season in dancing circles. The German
at Koehler's hall was we'll attended. At
$50 the progam was commenced, and
after few dances the German began and
continued until midnight, when the
dancers did justice to very appetizing
repast until every particle OF the delicious
(even loafed sugar. things had disap-
peared. Programs were once more taken
up and danced until exhausted. Many
beautiful and costly costumes were
noticed which added much to- the brilli-
ancy Of the hall, which was decorated in
more than excellent taste. The music
was of merited excellence, and none bet
could have been found. Here's hoping
for many more such delightful evenings
during the season. Those present from
outside the city were Mr.. and Mrs. A..
Poison, Mr.. and Mrs. r. E. Dawdy, Mr..
and Mrs. Mcmillan, Mr.. and Mrs. o. NJ.
Kellogg, Misses Soule and Bidgar, of Ho-
GUAM; Mr.. and Mrs. J. B. Bridges and
Miss Baker, of Montesano.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1895-09-26
knights of the Maccabees.

The State Commander writes us from
Lincoln, Neb., as follows: "After trying
other medicines for what seemed to be a
very obstinate cough in our two children
we tried DIR. Kings New Discovery and
at the end of two days the cough entirely
left them. We will not be without it
hereafter, as our experience proves that
it cures where all other remedies fail"
Signed F. w. Stevens, State Com.-Why
not give this great medicine trial, as it
is guaranteed and trial bottles are free at
J. r. Evans drug store.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1895-09-26

Saturday evening, Sept. 90, 1895.
March, The New Liberty Bell. Brooke.
Overture, The Mastadons. ...... Keller.
Concert Waltz, Lon Du Bal So. .Gillet.
Song and Dance, Sweet Little Daisies.
Fantasia on Songs. w. II. Neave.
Polka, Think of Me ......M aley.
March, American Cadets .... Hall.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1895-09-26

TIE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Tet-
ter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns,
and all Skin Eruptions, and positively
cures Piles, or no pay required. 1t is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or
money refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
For sale by J. Il. Evans.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1895-09-26

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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1895-09-26

DO not neglect the symptoms OF impure
blood do not disregard Natures cry for
help. Take Hoods Saisaparlla and
guard against serious illness ard pro.
longed suffering.
HOOPS PILLS for the liver and bowels,
act easily yet promptly and effectively.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1895-09-26

Get your milk at the Pioneer Dairy, if
you want good milk and good meaure. =
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
The Old Trundle Bed,

Oh, the old trundle bed, where slept when
boy!
What canopied king might not covet the joy2
The glory and peace of that slumber of mine,
Like long, gracious rest in the bosom divine
The quaint, homely couch, hidden close from
the light,
But daintily drawn from its hiding place at
night.
Oh, nest Of delight, from the foot to the head,
Was the queer little dear little, old trundle
Oh, the old trundle bed, where I, wondering,
saw
The stars through the window and listened
with awe
To the sigh Of the winds as they tremblingly
crept
Through the trees where the robins so rest.
lessly slept,
Where l heard the low murmurous chirp Of
the wren
And the katydid listlessly chirrup again,
I'LL my fancies grew faint and were drowsily
led
Through the maze Of the dreams Of the old
trundle bed
Oh, the old trundle bed Oh, the old trundle
bedl
With its plump little pillow and old fashioned
spread,
Its snowy white sheets and the blankets above,
5moothed down and tucked round with the
touches Of love;
The voice of my mother to lull me to sleep
With the old fairy stories my memories keep
Still fresh as the lilies that bloom er the head
Once bowed DER my own in the old trundle
bedi
james Whitcomb Riley.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
Not That Kind of a Man.

Old Bill McGammon, who keeps a gro
Gerry store in the suburbs of Austin, Is one
of the closest men in the state of Texas
He abbreviates his words in writing He
abbreviates the names on the drawers and
boxes of the contents in his grocery. In.
stead of painting the names in full, for
instance, he painted on the sugar barrel
"Br. Sugar." for Brown Sugar" and so
on.
One day feeble looking stranger drop
ped into Mr.. McGammon's store, and aft
er looking around, asked:
els DR.. Prunes in?'
Old McGammon started and said he
reckoned not.
SIS DR., Goldfish in, then?' asked tho
stranger.
"No, he is not, said old McGammon,
emphatically.
"Then tell DR.. Cherries would like to
see him, if he Is at leisure"
"You get out of here. believe you es-
capped from the lunatio asylum. This ain t
no medicine college. This is grocery, ("
retorted old McGammon, getting red in
the face.
''1f this is grocery, then you had bet
VOL CaIAy paOh UHCHA uOCUCI blBuS w
where you stole them FROM" responded
the stranger, strollng out.
Old McGammon looked where the stran
ger had pointed, and for the first time
noticed the result of abbreviating the
word dried" into Dr." for ON the
drawers read in large letters: "Dr.
Prunes," "Dr Peaches, CDR. Goldfish, "
CDR. Cherries" 'Dr. Peas" "Dr April
cots" and DR. Beef. Texas Siftings
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
go East via llenver.

The Burlington route, long and favora-
bly, known to the travelling public, is still
running two popular trains daily east;
leaving Denver $3.50 p. m. and II 80 a. nj.
for Lincoln, Omaha, st. Paul, Peoria, Chi
cago, Kansas City, st. Joseph and St.
Louis ana all points east. These two daily
trains are solidly ibuled, made up of
Pullman Sleepers, Reclining Chair cars,
elegant Day Coaches, and the famous G..
B. 4 Q. Dining Cars. Meals served on
the la cart. plan. Train No. 2. leaving
Denver at $3.50 p. m. arrives at Chicago
1855, st. Louis 7:10 second morning,
being the hrst train to those points, and
going the entire distance over it's own
tracks, avoiding transfers or missing Of
connections at Missouri river points.
Ask your agents for tickets via the we'll
known and popular Burlington Route.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
Mothers

have never found a preparation
SO well adapted to the needs of
thin, delicate children, as SCOTS
Emulsion of Cod-liver Oil, with
Hypophosphites.
Children almost universally
like the taste of it, which makes
its administration easy, and it
supplies their blood with the
food properties that overcome
wasting tendencies.
SCOTS Emulsion enriches the
blood, promotes the making of
healthy flesh, and aids in a
healthy formation of the bones.
Don't be Persuaded to accept a
substitute.
Seett & Bovine, NY. All Druggists. SOC. and 81,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
A BIessed Deliyerance,

This is effected when the hostile dis
turbance of the liver, known as bilious
ness, ceases through the benign opera.
tion of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. Pain
in the right side and under the right
shoulder blade, yellowness of the skin
and eyeballs, "fur" upon the tongue,
morning nausea, vertigo, sour breath,
irregulerity of the bowels and sick head.
ache, are among the distressing symp-
toms which take their departure when
the great anti-bilious medicine is resorted
to. Chills and fever, kidney and bladder
trouble, rheumatism, dyspepsia and ner-
vousness are also remedied by the Bit
ters, which is also superb tonic and
promoter OF sleep and appetite. Use
the Bitters perslstently and not by fits
and starts. Speedy good results will fol-
low.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
TALES FROM THE GREEK,
DiOgenes Could Put Little Tartness Into
His PhilOsOnhv

Diogenes Could Put Little Tartness Into
| His Philosophy.
A man was seen standing in front Of
the tub of Diogenes talking earnestly with
the philosopher and very shortly went
away. A half hour later friend met Di-
ogencs some distance from his tub.
"Ah," ho said, good morning. You
seem to be going somewheres'
II am, " responded the philosopher curt
"But you haven't your lantern with
your
"No. There's no use taking 1t along on
this trip"
where are you gong?"
Down to see the people in the gas Of
flee. They've sent man up with bill
for $475 for the last month, and I want to
find out when they put meter on my
lantern"
On another occasion friend met d.
ogenes going toward the capitol with only
staff in his hand.
"Ah, old man., he said to the philoso-
pher, where's your lantern today"
Locked up in my tub, responded the
philosopher.
why haven't you got 1t with your?
"Oh, I'm going up to pay visit to con-
gress and don't want to lose that Ian
tern yet awhile" and the philosopher
smiled serenely and trotted along.
A Roman lawyer on business trip to
Athens for the first time met Diogenes on
the street.
my good friend" he said accosting
him, may inquire why you are wan
dcring around in the daytime with Ian
temp
II am looking for an honest man." re.
piled the cynic, eying him sharply.
"Well, like that" laughed the lawyer
Like what?" inquired Diogenes.
Like to see an old party like you polk
ing around big town with lantern look
ing for an honest man."
well, you don't have to-, retorted the
old fellow; you notice that don't blow
out the light and stop searching when l
meet you, sir. F."
Thus did the rare old cynio sometimes
get ven.-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
Whitcomb Riley.


When eyes are bright with hope, the skies are
blue
The seas are mother o. pearl, the world is
fair,
sunshine falls sweet on drops Of diamond dew,
And fairies dwell in flower bells every.
where
When eyes are dim with tears, the skies are
gray,
The seas are foaming floods, the world 10
cold,
Sad mists creep down and shadow all the way,
And every face we meet seems strangely old.
But when the eyes are closed to outward sights
In sleeps dear dreamland, glories meet their
gaze,
Visions Of hope-flled moons and love.flled
nights,
OF light aye radiant, made Of rainbow rays.
Then, when they look within, the realms Of
thought
Lie all outspread-what has been, what shall
be,
Mountain and plain into right focus brought
"The unseen" say your Nay, what we best
see.
The inward sight is true and clear and strong.
Age dims it not; no blindness comes with
tears,
For time is Short eternity is long,
And souls are made for cons, not for years.
Chambers Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
The Grand Canon OF the Colorado

the most sublime OF natures work on
earth, INDISPENSABLE, can easily be reached
via Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs
on this road. To the natural bridge Of
Arizona and Montezuma's we'll you can
journey most directly by this line. OBJ
serve the ancient Indian civilization of
Laguna or Acoma, "the City of the Sky"
Visit the petrifed forest near Garlic.
See and marvel at the freak of Canon
Diablo. Take hunting trip In the mag.
nlficent pine forests of the San Francisco
mountains. Find interest in the ruins OF
the prehistoric
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27

The California Limited leaving Santa
Fe at $40 p. m. is solid vestlbule train
Chicago to Los Angeles and San Diego
without change, free chair cars Chicago
to Albuquerque, same equipment east
ward. Only 3slb hours between Santa Fe
and Los Angeles.
The California and Mexico Express
leaving Santa Fe at 1920 p. m. carries
Pullman Palace audTourist Sleeping cars
Chicago to San Francisco, without change.
The Columbian Limited leaving Santa
Fe at $500 is solid vestibule train to Chi
cago, only 48H hours between Santa Fe
and Chicago, 821a hours between Santa
Fe aud Kansas City. This train makes
close connection at La Junta for Denver
aud Colorado points. Parlor and chair
rars La Junta to Denver. Time 10 hours
between Santa Fe and Denver. All trains
carry dining cars between Chicago and
Kansas City. Between Kansas City and
the Pacific coast, meals are served at the
famous Harvey eating house.
Close connections are made In Union
depots at all terminals north, east, south
and west. For particulars as to rates,
routes and through tickets to all points
via the Santa Fe Route call on or address:
n. 8. LUTZ, Agent.
CT. NICHOLSON, q. p. & T. A.
City ticket office, First National bank
building
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
THE NEW MEXICAN.

Daily, English Weekly and Spanish
Weekly editions, will be found on
sale at tho following news depots
where subscriptions may also be
made:
A. O. Teichman, Cerrillos.
8. 3. Newcomer, Albuquerque.
B. y. Link, Silver City.
J. B. Hodgen, Deming.
o. o. Miller, Marlborough.
,. Daley, Hast Las Vegas.
L. r. Allen, Las Vegas.
San Felipe, Albuquerque
Jacob Weltmer, City.
Fletcher q Arnold. Bland, n. II.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
Had Not Bothered Him,

Young Husband Qaying down comic
paper)-All this tomfoolery about wom-
ems extravaganza makes me tired. We
have been married two months, and you
haven't asked me for cent.
Young Wife-Of course not. What
would be the use Of bothering yeu for
every little thing want when it's go
much easier to have the things ohargedS-
New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
Being Too Good.

1t doesn't pay to be too good.
But, then, few of us are.
In fact most Of us do not reach
The standard mark by far.
We criticise our neighbors' faults,
Mostly behind their backs
But who sets out to find what he
Himself most sorely lacks?
1t doesn't pay to be too good.
But, then, who ever knew
A man who really was too goodp
Such folks are mighty few. ....
In most of us there Is streak
As fat is streaked with lean
OF something that unprecedented
Observers would call mean.
1t doesn't pay to be too good
Just good enough will do.
It answers pretty well for me,
And it will serve for you.
Don't fret about your neighbors' faults
1t isn't right you should
And bear in mind they try as hard
As you do to be good.
-Someryille journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
On the Make.

II have learned the whole Of the One
Hundred and Nineteenth Psalm by heart,
said Benny Bioobumper to his father
visitor.
"What Is that for, Benny So that PEG.
pie will give you quarter to hear you re.
cite it?'
mo. So that people will give me 80
cents not to. Life
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
ProlOnging tho Agony.

The Composer-What qualifications
have you for the leading role in my new
operaP
The Tenor Applicant (proudly )-Well,
ordinarily In death scenes never die in
less than IS minutes.
The Composer-I engage you at oncel--
Chicago Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
A Sufferer Raises His Voice In Protest.

"Look at that brown stone mansion
across the way!' modify exclaimed the
man with the shaggy hair. Its owned,
likely as not, by some darned plutocrat
that never did day s work in his life. He
got it by specializing in real estate or
gambling in grain, or 1t came to him from
some rich father. If he didn't get 1t that
way, he cheated somebody out of it.
Every body is out for Doodle these days,
anyway. There isn't any chance for an
honest man, and if fellows poor he'd
better be dead.
There ought to be a new deal all round.
By George the burdens of society ain t
equally distributed Some of us have had
more than our share of them, and we've
put up with it just about as long as we're
going to. Some of these days you'll see'-
Jasper" broke in his wife, ~ wish
you d carry the baby little while. I'm
tired out. "-Chicago Tribune
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
CONNECTIONS.

ALBUQUERQUE-A., 7. l. s. F. Railway
for all points east and south.
ASH FORK-Santa Fe, Prescott & Php-
nix railway for points in central and
southern Arizona.
BLAKE-Nevada Southern Railway for
Purdy and connection with stage lines
for mining districts north.
BARSTOW-Southern California Railway
for Los Angeles, San Diego and other
California points.
MOJAVE-Souther Pacific Company for
San Francisco, Sacramento aud other
northern California points.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
Cave and Cliff DweIIers

View the longest cahtilever bridge 10
America across the Colorado river.
JNo. J. BYRNx,
Gen. Pass. Agt., Los Angeles, Cal.
G. II. SPEERs,
Asst Gen. Pass. Agt., San Francisco, Cal.
Fl. s. VAN SLYcK,
Gen. Agt, Albuquerque, N M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
A had Example,

Twickenham-Tha boy Of mine has
been hanging around young ladies' semi.
nary now for month, and don't like it.
Won Blumer-It HIasn't hurt him any,
has itp
Twickenham-Hur himi Why, the
youngster has learned to smoke cigarettes.
Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27

Frank Shepardson, an engineer on the
Southern Peoiic Ry., who resides at Los
Angeles, Cal, was troubled with rheuma-
tsm for long time. He was treated by
several physicians, also visited the hot
springs, but received no permanent relief
until he used Chamberlain's Pain Balm.
He says it is the best medicine in the
world for rheumatism. For sale by A. G.
Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27

Office of Chief Quartermaster, Denver,
Colo, April /, 1896. Sealed proposals in
triplicate will be received here until II
O'Clock A. M, May l, 1895, and then opened,
for transportation of Military Supplies
on Routes Nos. l, 2, 8, 4, 5, 6, and s, and
for drayage at Denver, Colo, and Price,
Utah, during fiscal year commencing
July l, 1895. U. s. reserves right to re-
ject any or all proposals. Information
furnished on application here. Envelopes
containing proposals should be marked:
proposals for Transportation on Route
No. =" and addressed to Il. B.ATWOOD,
Major and Chief Q. M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27

"This is good an investment as you
can make, madam, said the enthusiastic
bicycle agent. "Not only does it cost
nothing for feed, but if you ever become
famous you can make back all you paid
by writing up your experiences in learn
ing to ride.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
All Her own WAY.

|. Guest-Your cook seems to be mistress
Of her art
Mr. Brownstone (gloomily)-She mis-
tress of everything. New York World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars

No change is made by sleeping car pas
sengers between San Francisco, Los
Angeles oiSan Diego and Chicago.
The Atlantic & Pacific Railroad, the
great middle route across the American
continent, in connection with the rail
ways of the "Santa Fe route" Liberal
management; superior facilities; pic
turesque scenery; excellent accommoda-
tions.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
Two Ended sarcasu.

HUH" shifted the boarder, "can you give
Me q word to rhyme with hashf"
The landlady, smiling, answered him,
suppose, sir, you try cash."
Detroit Free Press
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27

Jack-Madge has beautiful hair, hasn'
she?
Nell-Yes; she gets that from her
mother.
Jack-I didn't know her mother had
hair that color.
Nell-Oh, yes! She has all kinds in her
atOre
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27

Persons who are subject to attacks of
bilious collie will be pleased to know that
prompt relief may be had by taking
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy. 1t acts quickly and can
always be depended upon. In many cases
the attack may be prevented by taking
this remedy as soon as the first indica-
ton of the disease appears. rs and so
cent bottles for sale by A. @. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
sUNBEAMs.

Mrs. Gray Ito friend who has been to
he prayer meeting): Did you have at
good meeting? Mira. White: Rather
embarrassing. None of the men who
spoke had ever done anything bad.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27
| STROvE WITH NONE.

l strove with none, for none was worth my
strife.
Nature loved, and next to nature art
warmed both hands before the fire of life.
1t sinks, and am ready to depart.
Walter Savage Landor
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27

Lawyer: Did the parties come to high
words! Witness: No, sir. They were
about as low as ever heard come out of
anybody's lips.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27

Mistress "a widow: Well, Johnson
I'm sorry you are going to leave us, but
you're very fortunate in having this
money left you. PLEASANTLY I suppose
you'll be looking out for wife, now
johnson (the butler): Well, really, ma
am, feel very mnch honored by what
you propose, but I'm engaged to young
woman already.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27

youngfellow having been asked by a
recruiting Sergeant whether he wished
to enlist in Scottish regiment replied:
Not likely. I'd rather go TO the lunatic
asylum than enlist in Highland regiment.
Aweel, said the Sergeant, I've no doubt
ye'd feel mair at hame there.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-27

81 think Bilthus must go into very low
society. Whyf "He says he has been
best man at no less than IL weddings.