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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15

place of former arrangements in this re-
spect, and all the furniture in the cabins
and saloons has been changed and i'm
proved. Nearly 100000 has been spent in
the repairs. Mr.. George Jackson of the
Union Iron Works, SAM Francisco, has
temporarily taken the place Of Chief
Engineer Van Duser, who has not yet re-
covered from severe illness. Mr.. jack
son has charge of the engine room work
of all trial speed tests of new steamers
and cruisers turned out by the Union
Iron Works.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15
Lung Diseases and
Rheumatism
Many Remarkable Cures

The objections urged against Indlo
In the past by the large numbers who
otherwise would have been glad to tax
advantage of its beneficial climate, has
been a lack of suitable accomInoda.
ton. The Southern Pacific Company,
takes pleasure in announcing that sew.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15

The fogs Of the last few days along the
lower river have rendered navigation ex-
tremely difficult, but thanks to the care
exercised by steamboat managers, there
have been no collisions or accidents or
any kind.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15
WORTHY OF NOTICE.

There is nothing but bold, clear-cut
truth In the statement that to secure per-
feet fit, quality and style in your shoes
At the lowest reasonable prices-you must
go to the firm Of John Hahn & Co., 40
Commercial street.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15
NOTICE.

The partnership heretofore existing be-
tween C. j. Greenlund and Anton Brix
florists, is hereby dissolved by mutual
consent, and all debts of the said firm
will be paid by c. j., Greenlund and c. g.
Palmberg, and all outstanding accounts
are due and payable to them.
c. ]. GREENLUND,
ANTON BRIX.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15

The Sierra Parma did not complete
loading her salmon cargo yesterday
though everybody worked hard to get
the job finished An the salmon will be
aboard by o'clock this morning.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15

The Keystone came over from Chinook
yesterday afternoon loaded down to- the
waters edge with men and canned salm-
on.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15
NETS WANTED.

Small mesh nets wanted. also secor >
land seine, old web bought.
FOARD & STOKES co.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15

The steamer Edith is now laid ur for
the winter. Extensive repairs will be
made to her before the next cannery ssa-
son.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15

Stomach and bowel complaints are best
relieved by the timely use OF DeWitts
Collie and Cholera Cure. Insist on hav-
ing this preparation. Don't take any
other.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15
ALONG THE WATER FRONT.
THE CLIMATE is o. k.

Affliction sore long time he bore,
Physicians wuz in vain;
SO for tom cod fished he,
Breathed ozone from the sea,
And now he is healthy again.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15

The Robarts crossed in over the bar
today from Marshfield, says the West,
where she loaded with 30 tons of coal
for the cannery. After she discharges
freight, she will leave for Yaqulna on
Sunday afternoon, about o'clock.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15

sHILOH'S CURE is sold on q guar
ntee. It cures incipient consumption.
/ 10 the best Cough Cure. Only one
ent 2 dose. 25 cents. 30 cts, and 300
For Sale by ]. w. Conn.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15

The pilot schooner San Jose will be
r,ady to proceed to sea ON the 1st of Sep
tember.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15
IQ.:ZS TOR | !: A
for infants and Children.
MOTHERS, Do You Know tia. ,.,.,.a.

Bemans Godys
most remedies for children O. opium morphn
DO You Know that opium and morphine poOns1
DO YOU permitted narcotics
without labelling
DO You Know that should medicine
unless you physician t s
Do You Know that caOia purely preparation o
hsingredents edwhhe every ybotle7
Do YOU
That has been nearly thirty
DO You
countries
"CastOria" and its formula initiate
DO You
because
average furnished for s5
cen
DO You
bekept WELL and o Ia rokenr rest7
Well. these things knowing. They yarefa
7ss :;sssss:s sss;:!=5s ~ szzz :; 4sssss:: ss sss
Children cryfor Pitchers Castoria.
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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15

Yesterday morning, says the Ledger,
the government snag boat Skagit cleaned
out the channel Of the Puyallup river
as far up as the naphtha launch works
by removing the snags and sunloen piles.
Some time ago Capt. Ludlow, of the
steamer Laurel, complained to Captain
jefferson, of the Skagit of the condition
of the river. Accordingly, yesterday
morning Capt. Jefferson sent word to
Capt. Sudlow and asked him to take him
up the river. The trip was made, and as
result the channel, which has been in
bad shape, Is now clear. The sunken
piles were blasted out. A party of sur
veyors at work in the vicinity had placed
thsir marks on some of thu piles and
protested against their removal While
their protest was being courteously listen
ed to by Capt. Jefferson, marks, piles
and all sailed skyward, the charge having
been fred. Returning to the lower part
of the harbor the Skagit blew up the old
tank of the sunaSen hulk Messenger and
then steamer out of the harbor for the
Skagit river where she is stationed.
The British steamer Bawnmore will
still today for Payta, Peru, with large
cargo Of general merchandise for Central
and South American ports, including
building material, lumber, wine, cement,
kerosene, beer, rice, live stock, carriages,
coke, lime machinery, furniture. ETC.,
says the Commercial News. She also has
two large copper bottomed sugar barges
that are stowed on the deck aft. The
Bawnmore is not exactly a beauty to
look at, but she is one OF the strongest
steamers afloat, and that she is a fast
sailer Ia nr1Ved bY the fact THAT she
made the trip from here to Payta in Is
days. Her lower deck is divided by fore
and aft and atllwartship steel bulkheads
into tanks for carrying petroleum. These
tanks, at the hajtchways, extend through
the tween decks to the upper deck. When
loading, the tanks are filled to about two
thirds up from tween decks to the top
of the hatch, so that whatever the posi-
tion the vessel Is in at sea the lower hold
Is always full of oil. Captin Woodslde
claims that the Bawnmore is practically
unsinlable. He says that If the bottom
were taken out of her and a number OF
the tanks punctured in a collision, or 9th
erwise, as long as two tanks held togeth-
er, the vessel would float. The Bawnmore
will go from here first to Astoria, Or, and
then up to Portland, where she will take
on a shipment of flour for Central Amer
ica This will be slowed in the tween
decks, which are perfectly clean and
sweet, in fact, strange to say, not a smell
of oil can be detected throughout the ves-
sci. One of the midship tanks contains
now 700. tons, or about 100000 gallons of
oil. This will be pumped out at Portland
for the gas company there, and then the
-four will be taken in. Captain Woodside
is accompanied by his wife.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15

Or. Prices Cream Baking Powder
Contains no Ammonia Or Alum.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15

From all outward appearances, no work
of propagating salmon will be done in our
hatchery this year, says the Florence
West. Notwithstanding there is $500 ap-
proprlated and the season is nearly on,
no move has been made to catch fish.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15
THEHSTORIH BANK

Acts as trustee for corporations and
individuals. Deposits solicited.
Interest will be allowed on aavIngt
deposits at the rate of per cent per
annum.
j. y. A BOWLBY .............P President
BENZ. YOUNG. Vice President
FRANK PATTON. Cashier
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15
BucKLEN.s ARN1cA sALvn.

The best salve In the world fol Cuts.
Bruises, Sores. Ulcers. Salt Rheum.
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains. Cons. and All Skin Erup-
tions and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. = is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refunded.
Price, 25 cents per Eox. For sale BY
Chas. Rogers. Odd Fellows building
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15

A dense smoke obscured the mouth of
the river all day yesterday undl about
4:3O in the afternoon, when a thirty mile
breeze blew it away, and enabled the
observers at the Cape 20 take look
around. There were no vessels in sight.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15
DIRECTORS.

]. Q. A. Bowlby, C. n. Page. Benz
Young, A s. Reed, d. P. Thompson
W. z. Dement,, Gust Holmes.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15

Two weeks before the Damson Hill
reached port the ships carpenter fell
down the forward hold, breaking one of
his ribs. The next day one Of the seamen,
George Caswell, fell from aloft onto the
deck and seriously injured his back ana
right leg Clswell was taken TO the hos
pital yesterday. The carpenter is i'm
proving and is in quarters aboard the
vessel.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15

When the battle ship Indiana is COM
missioned she will be the most formidable
vessel in the navy. Last spring Capt.
Bobby D. Evans preferred a request to
command her, but intimated that he
would like to remain on the New York
until after the Kiel celebration. AS
Fighting Bob" is friend of the presi-
dent sufficiently intimate to go duck
shooting with him, there is a strong prob
ability that he will get what he asks for.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-08-15

Just before the arrival of the steamer
Columbia in the city from San Fran
cisco, yesterday morning, Mrs. II. o.
Thayer, of Portland, gave birth to a
healthy boy. AS soon as the boat reach
ed her dock, DR.. j. A. Fulton was sent
for and pronounced both mother and
child getting along nicely, and quite able
to bear the trip up the river to Port
land.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-03-29
College Notes.

Yes, there were one or two things
going on last Wednesday evening. One
was the spread which Miss Helen
Church gave her French scholars at her
home that evening.
During vacation the "Dormer" fam
ly is composed of the following PERSONS:
Messrs. Young, Crane, Chaplin, Wright,
Scott, Stewart and Williams, Mrs
Plum, and Misses Coleman, Dunning
and Heaton. They are Jolly crew,
Just the same.
On the las day of the term a meeting
of the Republican club Of the college
was held, and j. c. Watson was chosen
to represent the club in the annual con-
yention Of the National College Repub-
icau Clubs to be held in Grand Rapids
the first Of the spring term. Mr.. Perry
of Bay City was elected alternate.
The students who boarded the ID. L.
d n. Saturday morning for their homes
in the Saginaw Valley were well pro.
vided with chaperones. Three mem
bers of the faculty went with them. Dr.
Brooks went to Bay City to preach, DIR.
Bruske TO Saginaw to preach, and Nil
Beckner to Bay City to sing.
The regular election of Zeta Zigma
for the spring term resulted as follows;
President, l.. 5. Brooks; vice president,
j. G. Watson; secretary, X. L. Brooks
treasurer, a. B. Caple; first critic, J. T..
Northan; second critic, r.. II. Side.
botham 1t was great contrast to the
previous stormy, hard fought and ex-
citing election.
AS last Sunday was the last Sunday
of the term that the students would be
here, Mrs. Scott got in her hand at the
meals in an especially effective and
gratifying manner. The financial con
dition Of the "Dormer" proves that she
will not bankrupt that part of us, but
in the abundance, quality and variety
Of the viands, we fear for the welfare
OF our stomachs.
Walter Culver, one of the sophomores
who was called home some time ago by
the sickness of his father, returned the
last day of the term to make some ar
engagements before going back home for
the rest Of the year. Mr.. Culver is a
dlligent student and sound thinker.
and will be much missed in the Y. M.
g. y work. in his classes, and in the
Ia sigma, where le has done most
excellent work
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-03-29
High School Notes.

Ray Wheaton and Dick Dingman Wis
tied school Friday.
Mat. Buck has been visiting friends
in the country this week.
Miss Eisenlord is visiting friends
and relatives in Ypsilanti.
Lloyd Johnson was absent Friday
forenoon on account of sickness.
"Just like old times," thought Miss
Otis, as four boys fled in Friday to kiss
her good bye.
1t is amusing to notice how regularly
the monthly reports are brought in.
No report, no pay, seems to be good
incentive.
There is some tulk Of changing the
extra play rooms In the basement into
laboratories one chemical and the
other physical. The room used at pres
ent for laboratory is TOO small for that
purpose, and has to be used continually
as general recitation room. 1t is i'm
perative that Il change be made, as the
water and apparatus are always being
tampered with. With class of twenty
in chemistry, such as the class next
year will be, it Will be impossible to do
good work with the present facilit les.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-03-29
TWO Lives Saved

Mrs. Phoebe Thomas, of Junction
City. III. was told by her doctors she
had Consumption and that there was
no hope for her, but two bottles of DR..
Kings New Discovery completely
cured her and she says it saved her life.
Mr.. Thos. Eggers, l39 Floriday st. San
Francisco, suffered from dreadful
cold, approaching Consumption, tried
without result everything else then
bought one bottle of DR.. Kings New
Discovery and in two weeks was cured.
He is naturally thankful. 1t is such
results, of which these are samples,
that prove the wonderful efficacy of
this medicine in Coughs and Colds.
Free trial bottles at B. 5. Webbs.
Regular size SOC and Sl:00.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-03-29

Vacation ou the campus SO far has
been a time for cleaning and repairing.
The lawn walk has been repaired, the
wood in the reception room has been
thoroughly oiled, and the wood rooms
in the basement have been packed full
of wood. A much needed Improvement
has been made in he basement of the
main building ia The way of stone
floor, put in under the supervision of
Mr. Johnson. All the fellows will yell
good bye when they see that.
Last Friday most of the studen is
stepped on the cars and were carried
to their respective homes. Most of the
fellows were SO fortunate as to be going
the same way ~ heir lady friends. In
that fortune was very kind. But alas,
too often she is indifferent to the de
sres of men, and with the molasses she
grinds out vinegar also Just as one
fellow stepped on the train with his
lady friend, they were both covered
with rice, and TO augment his eXasper-
alton, two of his friends followed him
into the car and in tones loud enough
TO be heard 10y everyone in the car, con-
graduated the happy = couple. Our
friend was again constrained to eX
claim, "Oh, mamma, mamma, dot
makes me tired"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-03-29
IdPeople

Old people who require medicine to
regulate the bowels and kidneys will
find the true remedy in Electric Bit.
ters. This medicine does not stimu-
tentative. 1t acts mildly on the stom-
ach and bowels, adding strength and
giving tone to the organs, thereby aiding
Nature in the performance of the func-
tions. Electric Bitters is an excellent
appetizer and aids digestion. Old
people find it just exactly what they
need. Price fifty cents per bottle at B.
s Webb's Drug Store.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-03-29
Additional Local.
One of the best pillar extension tables
or six dollars and fifty cents.

One OF the best pillar extension tables
for six dollars and fifty cents.
ALMA TABLE,CO.
Miss Grace Otis is spending her vaca-
tion with her mother in Plainwel.
The Woman 5 Club will meet with
Mrs L. G., Carey, Monday, April lst
Tables sold at 10 per cent less than
wholesale prices on Wednesday and
Saturday, until all are sold. Don't miss
getting IA table now.
ALMA TABLE Co.
News has been received from Garth
age, Missouri, of the death of Mrs. H.
A. Bissell, a sister of Mrs. L. Griffin,
Miss Mary Chase and Mr.. James Chase
of this place.
The council at its meeting Tuesday
evening adopted resolution declaring
that after March 26, 1898, Central
standard time will be the recognized
official time of the village and council
and that meetings and business will
be so governed.
The township board and competent
carpenter visited and thoroughly eX-
amined the Wolf bridge southwest of
Alma Tuesday and decided that with
an expense not to exceed S2j.0Oit could
be made perfectly safe and save the aXt
payers of the township the expense of
new bridge for some time yet.
At meeting of the Gratiot County
Telephone company, in Ithaca, Wed
nesday evening, the following officers
were elected; President. j. Lee Potts;
secretary, j. z. Carpenter, treasurer,
a. f. Barstow. The work of putting
up the line will be commenced next
week. The charter has been secured,
and they will soon be doing business.
Mr. John Bildson OF Chicago and
Miss Millie Burnett, of Alma, were
married on March 18th, at 3Sl3 State
St., Chicago, Ill. On the arrival of
Miss Burnett, at $3.50 p. M, the parlors
were well filled with guests, TO witness
the cermony and wish the happy couple
much joy. At 500 O'Clock a sumptuous
banquet was served. Miss Burnett has
many Alma friends who are pleased to
learn Of the happy event.
Tuesday morning about = or Is
Christian Endeayorers from the society
of the Presbyterian church boarded the
east bound train for Bay City, where
the annual convention of the state was
held. Mr.. Ernest Scott and Miss Win
ME Griffin, as the elected delegates OF
of the.society, headed the jolly company
of young people on this most pleasant
trip for Christian Endeavorers. We
may expect report Of this great con
yention from Mr.. Scott next week
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-03-29
Rucklln,s Arnioa Salve.

TIE BEsr SALVE in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblaius, Corns and all skin
Eruptlons and positively cures Piles,
or no pay required. Ii Is guaranteed
90 give perfect satisfaction or money
refunded. Price % cents per box. For
sale by b. :. Webb.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-03-29

Shiloh's Cure. the great cough and
Group cure, IS in great demand. Pocket
size contains - doses only 25c. Child
rem love il. Sold by druggists. /
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-03-29

NINA LODGE, +. s A. M.-Regular meetings
X on Saturday or or before fun moon.
+. MONTlGEL, ", NJ,
W. A. PAINE, Seo'y
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-03-29

ufM MOYEH RELIEF CORPS No, .s3, meet
n every second and fourth Wednesday IN She
month al G. A, K. hall:
Mrs. Oriia killmen, Mrs. II a. BOgardus,
Secretary. President.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-03-29

q A. R.--william Meyer Post No, lb2. Depart
u. mcnt of Michigan, G, A. r., meet on I'd sat
urday of each month AT 800 p. IN. and on the
4th Saturday of each month at 2:OJ p. m.
WM. THOMAS, Commander.
l.. GEE AdIutant.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-03-29

LIMA CHAPTER, o. L. 5. No t3--Regular
X meetings on the first Friday OF each month
MRS. HANNAH HALL, W. Matron.
MRS. LILLIAN REED, Sec'Y.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-03-29
LODGES

LIMA Chapter, No, l23, X. A. NJ Regular
n meetings on Monday night on or after full
moon.
w. a, PAINE, Sec'y
b. :. WEBB, H.P.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-03-29

DOYAL ARCANUM-ArcadaC Council No. l03s,
n meets every other Wednesday night at l. o.
o. L. Hall. !. N. BRAlNARD, Regent.
A. w. BEOKNER, Sec'y.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-03-29

KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS-tltz James Lodge,
No. %, X. Of p. hold its regular meetings
every other Wednesday night.
G.. NJ. HUTCHINSON, c. e,
N. G. DAVIDSON. X. of K. Il s.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-03-29
ALMA BUSINESS DIRECTORY
BANKERS.

IN s. TURCK Goa general banking
W business transacted. Dealers in Foreign
and Domestic Exchange. Special attention
given TO Collections.
WM. s. TURCK. A. W. WRIGHT. G.. 3. WARD.
J. n. SEAvER. &. Z. WEBSTER
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-03-29
t#ztWaSh Dress Goods Week. X X

New goods arriving daily Latest styles in Prints
Percales, Domestic and French Challies Ginghams
Zephyrs and Wash Silk
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-03-29

Quality speaks for itself and when coupled with lov
our bargains III
Ladies Shoes at $1.25 and &1.5o per pair New
toes
Mems Shoes at 50 90 per pair, i'll Congress or La
extra value.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-12-07
MAY JOIN THEIR yOpcvo
Gen. maceo Eludes Addaye In
Marches Toward A.. ~oOa Al

"e"' "aceo Eludes Addave In
Marches Toward Come, na
havana Dec Gen. Juno O.
has been sentenced to iroDr,. mr. Sangnl,
life for having committed ~, IIi,liuent 70,
against the Spanish Goyernrnos.ss act
gully has proved his Ameriaa-H San
ship, and his case Will bs ,,'' Citizen
spain on the ground Of irr spvalet 4
in his trial. suiaritie,
ANTONIO Aaceo has crossed -
tary line at Ciego de Ayua 80 az : nil
winch are connected by r.rrra, moro,
is advancing in the dirac.f1,, ant
province of Santa CLAIR ~" Ii
believed, he will be abb - u i
Join forces with Maxim e.,,,a any L
Is understood to be near the -. We
the province of Santa Chr
where in the vicinity of thu. 49,, sums
tus district. Brig. Gen. A5dava 'pf'
seems TO have been aursanta,"n'
Maceo, is in pursuit. eu ol
A dispatch from Santiago 90 o.,
announces that the column. ~ una
commanded by Brig. Gems tr,,,,o- loops
Gasco, numbering 1000 rnrr - dna
expectedly upon an insurgspr u'
hold in the Sierra Maestro. aistn.'.o'ls'
the province of Santiago De- CI,ba M q
engaged the bands commando ~, n que
and Victor Ramos. The artiI,arv -''O'
the Spanish troops enabled tban
capture the we'll defended poSftion.
the insurgents, together with ~
camp, hospital, shoe factor, loI
other plants used by the insnrns -e
forces. The insurgents lost fhf-,v s.u'
en- killed and many wounded Fiva'y',
diers We're killed and thirty SOt
wounded. "'s'
The Colon battalion of troona ,ou-,
itself in a hazardous position ~ ~.
Buyes, in the Manzanillo distrio, ~
ing been surprised by the fnsurgan,.
The battalion. by energetic action frap
ly dislodged the insurgents from tbaa
position and put them TO flight with :
loss of sixty dead and wounded wbn'
the loss to the troops was fourteen
Word has been received that tho &,
surgents have wrecked a train in -.
Remedies district.
The Government is about tn -s,
s2O,0O0,000 In bank bills, and. in sr5.,
to make the necessary arrangemen,,
there is a meeting called at the nal
ace to-day.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-12-07
WISDOM IN PARAGRAPHS.

There never was truer saying than
that the man who dyes his whiskers
never deceives anybody but himself
Follow the example of the man in
the moon, and laugh when ours bark
at you.
When a tramp is pursued by the po-
lice the safest refuge he can find is In
a Turkish bath
The man who lie worried for fear
people may not know how great a man
he is generally isn't very large.
The faith cure Will lose its power if
the believers In 1t are ever attacked
by an epidemic Of common sense.
well, that beats mel" unused the
mule sadly as he turned his head
around slowly and took a long look at
the drivers stick