The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-11-10
BAB'S VIEW OF LIFE.
Here's New and Odd Occupation for
Women.
the sno 90 Form Made
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DeIight-The Woman
ks Power

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she would like them; and you find her in
a charming apartment, we'll indeed even
luXuriously furnished. Once you are seat
ed, however, she gives YOU a list of the
donors of her belongings and YOU 90
away wondering If you hadn't better buy
her the lace curtains she said she wanted
OF else be talked of as stingy. Nobody
1kes poverty. 1t is not beautiful and sell
uom ennobling. But from this kind OF
poor we ought to pray daily for deliver
ance. sometimes wonder how
MademoiSelle Blue-Blood ever got so. he
cause there must have been a time when
she didn't indulge in this sort of picking
ana stealing business-that is really what
II amounts 10, for few of her friends give
willingly; instead the gift Is extracted
IKE an eyetooth, and comes with as much
reluctance. / often wonder if these wo-
men think the world is fooled. II isn.t
but We americans, generalizing, create a
great deal of suffering for ourselves by
our lhabllty to say no We are afraid
Mademoiselle Blue-Blood will he NASTY
unless we are counted by her as among
the generous people. Now, why couldn't
We let her think whatever she wants
and say whatever she wants as long a.
we Know that We are doing right? So
Slety demands of us that we shall be civil
put surely not to the individual who no,
htely but certainly rObs US.
- Inc other Objectionable people? Well
mere Is the woman who says vile things
ABOUT you, and who, when she meets YOU
asks you why YOU haven't been n So
her, and insists upon kissing Won Then
there is The elderly trump who feels that
- - hSA uulg 10 Talk religion to YOU. and
the very minute she begins all the choice
wlckedness that is in you comes to the
surface, and when she leaves she can say
with certain amount of truth that Won
have spoken in such a way that She is
sure you are turning infidel 1t is a won
ger you don't turn cannibaL Then there
Is the man who watches you every time
you speak to man, hoping that you will
do or say something that he can repeat
at ms club and which will hurt your
reputation. He has reached that time in
life when he is baggy under the ewes. very
much Wrinkled, dyes his mustache and IS
gwen over to strong perfumes. Also to
Kissing the daughters of his old friends
VINO ioathe him, and who would rather
kiss the most miserable cur on the street
IMAM TINS curious expression of masculin-
lty gone wrong. From the wicked old
mani mean the type anxious to Impress
you with his wickedness-may we all prav
TO be deltveredl Then there is the wo-
man VINO IS always telling you who her
ancestors We're. She herself is an old
bore, and nobody cares if she was de-
scended from Gen. Fiddle-Faddle who
came over to America in 1900, probably on
one of the convict ships, and who I'M
doubtedly left his country for his coun-
try good. This woman always reminds
gentleman, Benjamin Franklin, said: THE
mule is very anxious to speak about
her mother, the mare; but never her
1 received the other day clipping from
a spanish newspaper, which illustrates
very well how far ahead of US the daugh-
only OF religion and business (for some Of
us are pretty well up in that, but also
IN making the public aware of the matri-
monial possibilities in the family and the
hard heartedness of a cruel landlord
This is it:
This. morning our Savior summoned
away the jeweller, Siebald Illmaga, from
his shop to another and better world
The undersigned, his widow, will weep
upon his tomb, as will also his two daugh-
tiers, Hilda and emma the former Of
whom is married and the latter is open
to an offer. The funeral will take place
tomorrow. His ddiisconsolate widow,
= 'Neronique Illmaga."
"P. S.-This bereavement will not fnfer-
rupt our business, which will be carried
on on, as s. usual. only our place of business
Teinturier, as our grasping landlord has
raised our rent"
Isn't that fine? And wouldn't it be a
good thing If we all could, in this child
like way, publish our opinions of our
landlords and butchers and bakers and
grocers who invariably charge more than
they ought to, and who grow rich from
the profits gained from innocent and nm
protected women. Of that don't fetch nv
landlord nothing will)
young woman wrote and asked me
what l would advise her to have for ia
Vors on the dinner table. / wish to re-
mark that the Senate of the United States
mas Dreamed a special thanksgiving on
the last Thursday in November for the
DONG away OF all the rattle-trap stuff in
the way of boxes and TOYS and ribbons
tIldt lndue one Ieel, on departing, like a
shop-lifter, or else like one of those hor-
rible women who chase after bargains.
The dinner favor is no more; it is the din
ner that is of Importance, and all the
| boxes of sweets and all the candy ele-
plants, and all the punches of flowers fled
| with streamers will not excuse bad cook
| ing and worse service. l trust that the
| young woman is answered to her satisfac-
| ton.
Another young woman who wanted to
| know, inquired how often she should LET
| her betrothed spend sunny hours with
| her. Chat is what she wrote) 1t depends
| entirely upon her appearance. If as l
| imagine from her letter, she is a combina-
| ton of beauty and folly, she had better
| let him see as little of her as possible:
| but If she happens to be long on brains
and short on beauty, then she may meet
| him as often as she pleases. The charm
| of beauty alone soon wears away but the
| woman who has something more than
mere beauty can make a man forget her
| face, and appreciate keenly her heart and
| her mind The cleVerest man that ever
| lived q decline to mention his name }
| said: Familiarity is a magician cruel to
| beauty and kind to ugliness."
| A quotation? OF course it is. When one
is fortunate enough to come across a clev-
| er thing, it becomes ones duty to send il
| along to the next. What | am hoping for
| is that, some day, quite by accident
viii say something very clever; you will
repeat it, and your best young man will
| ask, who first said that?" and you will
| answer Bah.
HIXsON OF ALABAMA.