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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-10-02
Notice to Creditors.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN, that the Sub
~ scriber. of Anne Arundel county, has OBJ
tanned from the Orphans Court of Anne
Aruneel county. in Maryland, letters of Ad-
ministration on the personal estate OF Helm
RICH c. II. SCHAEfER, late of Anne Arun
del County, deceased. All persons having
claims against the said deceased, are hereby
warned to exhibit the same. with the youch
ers thereof. to the subscriber. on or before
the
18th DAY OF MARCH, 1856.
They may otherwise by law. be excluded
from all benefits of the said estate. All per
sons indebted TO said estate are requested &c
make immediate payment.
Given under my hand this 18th day of Sep
tember, 1895.
Annapolis Nd. Administrator, c. :. a.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-10-02
R.R. TIME SCHEDULE.
Baltimore and annapolis Short Line 4. I
schedule IN eject on and after Sept. 10. 1885.

Leave Annapolis: Leave Baltimore
Lave AT IS a. m. Leave at-.-s.s500 a. m
- 30 D. m. --..'4'0o p ms
A freight train will run TUESDAYS, 80 luis
daSs and SATURDAYS. Arriving az AnnaBo el1S
Al n as a. M. Leaves AnnapoAs ~ ~
more at ~. m. - a,a rat,,rn.
FAxg-A nuap9lis 10 baltimore an" Veeui''
3. Freight taken at lowest rates
e. A. CooMBs, Genl Manager
A RrrRx Sec,y and Treasurer.
a. TIProN. Train Master.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-10-02
Pure MIX For Sale.

Families can be supplied with PURE MILK
IN air tight glass jars. In pints or quarts
special rates made with hotels and boarding
houses. Address all orders TO
{. E. REMSON,
lar Box I70. Annapolis Md.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-10-02

PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.

TAKING EFFECT MAY 20. 49,.
Trains arrive at and depart from Annsp-
olis via A. w & B. r. R., changing
cars at 0denton.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-10-02

DOOR DIGESTION leads to
Z nervousness, chronic dyspepsia and
great misery. The best remedy is
HOODS SARSAPARILLA.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-10-02

md ali worn out snttqS FER;
sa -'S, IRON Bl4''''
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-10-02

These trains are composed OF the
bandsomest Pullman Drawing Room
Buffet Sleceiag Care and Day Coaches.
The $40 Z. NJ. train ("The Atlanta
special is vfslibuled from end to end
and is operated solid from Washington
10 Aflnilfn Without chance.
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KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax
alive; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation:
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weaA-
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being we'll informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
johnny Had the Third.

"Father," said a young hopeful the
other day, show many fowls are there
on this table?"
"Why," said the old gentleman, as
he looked ~complacently on a pair of
nicely-roasted chickens that We're
smoking on the table, "there are two"
"Twov' replied the smart boy. "You
are wrong. There are three, sir, and
I'll prove it."
"Three?" replied the old man, who
was a plain matter-of-fact man. I'D
like to see you prove It,"
Easily done, easily done. Is not
that oue?" said the smart boy, laying
his knife OF the first; land that two?'
pointing to the second; "and do not
one and two make three?"
Really" said the father, turning to
his wife, who was supplied at the
immense learning Of the son; really,
this boy is a genius. and deserves to
be encouraged" and then. to show
/ that there's fun in old folks as well
as in young ones, he added: "Wife,
| do you take one fowl, and I'll take the
second and John may have the third
/ for his learning."-Tid Bits.
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TRIED 1T ON A FRIEND.
Puzzled by n Poison, the Professor
Gets Petite to Taste 1t.


A welI-known Bohemian visited his
friend, Professor Price, at the latter's
laboratory yesterday. The professor
was examining a dark brown sub
stance spread on a paper.
"Say, Petite, would you kindly let me
place a little of this on your tongue?
Ny taste has become so vitiated by
tasting all sorts of things
"Certainly," responded the ever-ac-
commodating Petite, thrusting out his
tongue.
The professor took up a little of the
substance under analysis and placed
it on Petie's tongue. He worked it
around for fully a minute, tasting it
much as he would a fine confection.
"Note any effect| inquired the pro-
fessor.
mo, none"
at doesn't paralyze or prick your
tongue?"
mot that I can detect"
'T thought not. There are no aka
loids in it. then. How does it taste?"
"Bitter as the dickens"
"Um-m; all right"
what is it, any way?" inquired Pc
tie, as he spat out the hold-over taste.
81 don't know. That's what I'm try
ing to find out. Some one has been
poisoning horses with it out in the
Mission"
Petite rushed to the telephone and
called up a veterinary surgeon"
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
Marriage of the Duchess of MARI
borough.


All things considered, the most in.
teresting recent episode was the we'd
ding of the American Duchess of MARI
borough and Lord William Beresford,
this despite the fact that London is
quite a few miles away from New
York. There is still one point of want
age as to bridal display in the British
metropolis that, %curiously enough, has
never been attempted here excepting
at the marriage of Miss Cornelia Mar
tin to the Earl of Craven. This is in
the progress of the bride to the church
Any one familiar with the locality of
st. Georges church, Hanover square,
where it is good British form to have
ones marriage SolemniZed, can picture
the American duchess e route to the
edifice. OF course, she was in gorgeous
array, and %glittering with diamonds as
she sat in the big family coach, with
the cOat-of-armS on the panels, n the
bright yellow colOring popular in Eng
land There must have been three foot
men, at least, standing on h rear,
making the usual grand show of silk
incased calves and powdered heads.
Then there must have been two equally
pompous and grand individuals on the
front seat. and big white favors on the
four horses.
When. as Miss Rice, she was mar
ried to Louis Hamersley, who unknow-
ingly paved the golden path to the fol
lowing grand matches, it was at a
somewhat plain little church in Troy,
whore she lived AS thp second was
as unimpressive an affair as other
bridals nj the mayors office. she las
only now on the third occasion had
her nuptials celebrated in a fashion
suited to her ambition.
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IT does seem to mi to be unwomanly,
I'M American and unwhOlesome this
paying a husband to marry you.
If | were a man l could no more let
my wife settle 100000 a year on me
than l could permit her to feed me
with a spoon, or dictate what food l
should eat.
Yet this is Just what the duchess of
Marlborough has done.
If it were an isolated instance one
might think that it was the generous
Offering of a loving woman, who
wished to see the mar she loved indie
pendent, but it has occurred before
with the duchess, and it is the usual
thing when our silly, vain girls marry
persons with titles.
| should despise a husband who
couldn't-or didn't support me.
He ouldn't seem like a man at all
New York Recorder.
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The other day Mr.. Toole entered a
dairy, and In his most solemn manner
addressed himself to the man as fol-
lows:
II will take a boy" looking around
at the shelves.
"a boy, sir?" asked the dairyman,
fairly puzzled.
Yes, or a girl" answered the actor.
The man, thinking him some %1unatic,
said:-"Pardon me, this is a milk shop"
Come outside" said Mr.. Toole, and
taking him by the arm he led him to
the door and pointed to the sign.
"I1l take a boy and a girl" repeated
the humorist, with not a ghost of a
smile. Read what your notice states,
Families supplied in any quantity
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
A SpOfled Child.

I remember a story told Of Tim
Healy which shows that that formid-
able Irishman's bark is worse than his
bite. The little daughter of a very in
innate friend, an American novelist,
who had been a great pet of TINS
she was ten-was one day being told
fairy tales by another friend of the
family. "You don't seem interested.
Aida," said he. ooh, yes, I am" said
the little girl; don't say / am not in
terested when 1 sm." Yet she re-
manned comparatively l~istless. aida,
/ am afraid you don't like m as you
used" said the gentlenan IN. "Oh, yes
said the little miss. II like you; but
to tell you the truth, Mr.. Healy has
spoilt me for all other men."-English
Exchange.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
HUMAN SUFFERING.
Nfne-Tenths of II is Useless and
Could be Avoided.


Could be Avoided.
Go through a crowd of people-pre-
ferably city people: examine these
tired, anxious, wasted faces; remem-
Der your life and the lives of the men
whom you have known intimately;
recall the violent deaths, the suicides,
Of which you have heard,-and ask
yourself the reason Of all this death,
suffering and despair. And you will
see, however strange 1t may appear,
that the cause of nine-tenths of
human suffering is the present life of
the world, that this suffering is use
less, that it could be avoided, and
that the majority of men are martyrs
to worldly ideas. Recently. on a rainy
autumn Sunday, / crossed the market
near the tower of Soukharev in a street
car. For a third of a mile the car
made it's way through a dense crowd
that closed in again behind us. From
morning till evening these thousands
Of men, most of them hungry and In
rags, jostle each other in the mud,
dispute, deceive and hate each other.
The same thing goes on in h mar
kets of Moscow and other cities.
These men will pass their evenings in
the wine shops, and afterward will
| seek their holes and corners. Sunday
is their best day. Monday they begin
again their accursed existence. Think
of the existence of these men, of the
situation which they abandon, and Of
that which they choose. Consider the
labor to which they give themselves,
and you will see that they are mar
tyrs. All have left their fields, their
houses, their fathers and brothers,
| often their wives and children. They
have renowned everything and come
to the city in order to acquire that
which the world considers necessary.
All of them are there, from the opera.
tive, the cOachman, the seamstress,
and the prostitute, 10 the wealthy
merchant, the Officeholder, and the
wives of all Of them, to say nothing Of
the tens of thousands of unfOrtunates
who have lost everything and live on
scraps and brandy in the free lodging
houses. Go through this crowd
watch poor and rich alike; look for a
man who says that he is satisfied and
believes that he possesses what the
world deems necessary; you will not
find one in a thOusand.-Count TOlstoi
in Revue EncyclOpedique.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
WAS PRETTY QUICK WORK.
Divorce and Marriage Accomplished
in Missouri Inside of Thirty Min

Divorce and Marriage Accomplished
in Missouri Inside of Thirty Min
utes.
An event recently TRANSFERRED in
Union, Mo-, which knocks the socks
off Sioux Falls, S. D., for rapid di-
vorces and rapid marriages imme-
diately thereafter. 1t seems that Mary
Isabelle M%ullinaux, who lived in Gruts-
vile, a crossroads town in Franklin
county, was deserted by her husband,
of waiting for his return. She came
to Union the other day and employed
Col. Maupin as her attorney to secure
a divorce, says a correspondent of the
st. Louis Republic. A big case was
on in court, and during a reces of a
few minutes Mrs. MullinauX, who is
a little red-haired woman of twenty
five years, and was dressed in red
calico, appeared with her attorney and
witnesses before Judge HirZel. Just
nine minutes after her petition was
filed Mrs. Mullinaux was granted a
ulNOTCe, duu size again dsSuilleu ucI
maiden name, Mary isabelle Lewis.
But she was not to remain Mary
Lewis very long. She hustled down.
stairs in the court house, and there
Frank H. McCance, q red-haired boy
of nineteen summers, vas breathless-
ly awaiting the outcome of the divorce
case. He was her e lover. When
she told him that all was well his
heart went pit-a-pat, and the two
stepped into the recorders office and
secured a marriage license. Six min
utes later they We're upstairs again
and were married by C. S. Gallen-
kamp, the probate Judge, who had left
the case in court long enough to tie
the matrimonial knot. The entire pro-
ceedings, divorce, issuance of mar
riage license and wedding ceremony
We're performed within thirty minutes.
Before another half hour the red
headed groom and his red-haired bride
had left town in a farm wagon on
their way to their rev abode in Mo-
selle. a small station on the Frisco
road.
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His U1timntum.

"And you reject my offer?' he said
to her intensely. "You refuse to be
the one woman in all the world to
meT
II am afraid So" she confessed,
rather kindly, for she meant well.
"Then l have but one thing to say
to YOU, madam" he said, reaching for
his hat.
81 am sure you have my permission
to say that. What Is it?"
He drew himself up to his fullest
height. "There are Others" he replied,
haughtily, ald passed out of the game.
-Tit-Bits.
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"Pshaw!"
The petite plump pitcher for the All
Star Ladies' Baseball club bit her lip.
"These boomers
She cast her eye upon them as she
spoke.
Fit me too quick"
Her brow clouded.
TIN afraid
The man at the bat spat upon his
hands impatiently.
'"The whole gang will get onto my
curves"
as not n of the opposing team, the
far-famed Hackensack Giants, could
keep his eye on the ball.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
Whit Ii IS.

"The bloomer Dress" says a western
humorist, sis a pair of trousers very
baggy at the knees, abnOrmally full at
the pistol pockets and considerably
full where you strike a match. The
garment is cut decOllette at the south
end, and the buttons tied around the
ankles or knees to keep the mice out.
You can't put it over your head like
you do your shirt, o around you
like n corset. but you must sit on the
ioor and pull 1t on just as you do
your stockings, n foot at a time in
each compartment. You can easily tell
the right side to ha re in front by the
buttons on the observation-disclosures.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

Bill Nye is a man of very sober de-
meanor, and rarely cracks jokes out
side of newspaper columns. He has
been known, however, to play a prac-
teal joke on a friend. When Lieut..
Greedy started on his expedition to the
North Pole, Nye gave him a sealed
box that was not to be opened until
he had reached his farthest point
north. 1t contained axle-grease for
the pole,
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
A Close Call.
There was a pause.

There was a pause.
1t was like the calm before the
cloud burst.
cit seems" observed the man who
had successfully discussed the wealth
err, %anti-toxine and Ibsen, that the
women are somewhat divided by the
boomer"
When he looked into the soulful
eyes of the creature by his side, his
first impulse was to explain that he
meant divided as to sentiment.
Upon second thought, however, he
concluded to urge her to permit him
to assist her to another plate of ice
cream.-Detroit Tribune.
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There Wa. Compensation.

IL am sorry for you, Walter" said
the kind-hearted surgeon, "but the
thumb will have to come off"
"My hand won't be of much use, will
it, doctor?' inquired Walter tearfully.
you will have your four fingers
left, but you will not be able to grasp
anything firmly"
81 can't weed the garden for my
mamma, even, can II"
81 am afraid not, my boy"
''Cut her off, doctor."-Toledo Blade.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
A Colonial Episode.

"What!' exclaimed Pocohontas, in
justifiable wrath, when she discovered
John Smith making love to the daugh-
ter of the oldest settler, Il thought you
loved me alone"
81 love you BOTH" said John, dream
lily, stepping behind a tree.
'Then l am not your only girl?'
mo, my dear. This is my original;
you ire my aboriginal"
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
Two Kinds of Ability.

eyes, Nanette, l would sell the pic
ture for $4,000"
"1en thousand dollars! Oh, Claude!
To think you can paint $4,000 pic
lures. Can there be greater ability
than that?"
Eyes, dear. The ability to find some
one who will pay that much for the
pictures."-Browning, King & Co.'s
Monthly.
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Bunco Pete-There is a tenderfoot
going to hold q revival meeting in this
camp tonight.
Fewclothes-Is that regular?
Bunco Pete-No. it hain't exactly
regular, but his old mar used to be a
pal o. mine, and if yous fellers knows
what's good for yees, don't lose any
unnecessary time in getting on the
anxious seat. See?
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
The Correct Answer.

Teacher-So you can't do a simple
sum in arithmetic? Now, let me ex-
plain it to you. Suppose eight of you
have together forty-eight apples, thir-
ty-two peaches and sixteen melons,
what would each n of you get?
Cholera morbus," replied johnny
Tlt-BitS.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
After the Wreck.

Maude (anxiously)-TOm, I refused
Charlie Wallister when he proposed
to me this afternoon, and he said that
I had wrecked his life. You don't
think that he'll 60 and commit suicide,
do your:
Tom-Oh, no., 1 don't think there's
any danger that he will. He n l
have just been playing pool together
all the evening at the club.-Somer-
Vile (Mass.) Journal.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

Are these dlninutivc organs, the kidneys.
in health a most important part in tho
mechanism of the system. Out of order
they breed dangerous trouble. Renew their
which prevents the serious and often fatal
diseases resulting from thoir i%naction. This
sterling medicine, moreover, remedies ma
larial, and dyspeptic complaints,
and invigorates the whole system.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
Hoods ~SarSaparhla
Two Individuals.

Child-Who is that sad-eyed man,
mother?
Mother-He's a poor pensloner, my
child.
Child-And who Is that Jolly man,
mother?
Mother-He is a rich pension agent,
my child.-New York Weekly.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
A Memorable Experience.

"Well,' he said, thoughtfully, as he
stroked his snowy beard, I'm glad L
lived to see it"
What do you mean?" inquired his
grandson, 1.-The work on he Ninth
street road?"
no. This spell of weather. I've
been an oldest inhabitant for many
years, and Pm prepared to wager a
urge amount of money that h sum-
.ncr we've just had was the shortest
the country has aver known."-Wash-
ington Star.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

shortened. 1t also promotes the secre-
ton of an abundance of nourishment for
the child.
Mrs. DORA A. Fl of Oakley, OVerfon Co.,
Tenn, writes: when l began taking Doctor
Pieree's Favorite Prescription; was not able to
stand on my feet without suffering almost death.
Now do all my housework, washing, cooking,
sewing and everything for my family of eight. I
am stouter now than l have been m six years.
Your Favorite Prescription is the best to take
before confinement, or at least it proved SO with
me. 1 never suffered so little with any of my
children as 1 did with my last"
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
An Inevitable Choice.

ITO be sure, James," said the boys
father, 81 shall be glad to see you join
the church and become a better boy,
but if you do you will probably lose
your job with that strawberry packing
tirm."-Chicago Tribune.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

give me some proof that you have had
experience on the stage.
Actress (producing a newspaper
Just read that column article headed
"a rich kid elopes with an actress
l amt the rich kid, but 1 am the
actress.
Manager-How does 5000 a week
strike you?-Tammany Times.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
1t Would Interfere.

81 don't believe women will eyer run
for office as men do. They
Great Scott! Run? They'd have to
stop every little bit to find out if their
hats were on straight Chicago Inter-
Ocean.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
Legal Advice.

Tenant-The plaster in the house I
occupy is falling down, and I'm afraid
if 1 have it fixed and take it out of
the rent the landlord will kick. What
would you advise me to do?
Lawyer-Move. Five dollars, please.
New York Weekly.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
A Mistake.
stOr babe her prOceed.

The pastor babe her proceed.
"Tcll me ALL" he urged kindly.
81 put a button in the contribution
box" she faltered.
He smiled.
"And did your conscience trouble
you?' he asked.
The woman raised her eyes earn
estly.
NO" she answered, 81 put In the
wrong button and broke a set. and l
would like to exchange it, If you
plet se.''-DetrOit Tribune.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

"What a great pity" said the sports
man, who wanted to take his catch
home. that fish arn't more like
our off ice boys"
81 don't quite see the connection"
replied his friend.
"Then the longer you kept them the
fresher they'd get."-Washington Star.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
He Felt That Way.

"Mister," said the stranger who had
wandered across the long bridge,
"where are the Potomac flats that 1
read so much about?'
81 don't know exactly" replied the
detected man, who was walking back
from the race course, "but | guess l
must be one of Observation-Disclosures
Star.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
At the Reception.

Hogg-You seem sad tonight, Miss
EmbonpOint. I have remarked your
signs so many times.
Miss E. (sourly)-Indeed! Well, my
size speaks for itself without any of
your help, sir.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
Found n New Rival.

Editor in Chief-In your leader to-
day, Mr.. Grinder, you say "In the null
tltude of councillors there is safety,
as we'learn from a certain book Why
did you not say AS we learn from the
Bible?"
Editorial Writer-You forget, sir,
that it is our rule never to mention the
name of a rival publication.-Boston
Transcript.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES that, James?
Valet (who has been here before)-
That. sir, is wot the h'Americans call
their h'El road, sir.
Englishman-Then we will take a
cab. l don't want to go there just yet.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
Fooled Again.

"Ha.' warbled the serpent sweetly,
81 am glad to see you. Won't you
come in?"
Hardly" replied the frog. "You
don't bunco me. l am not as green as
l look."-Cleveland Plaindealer.