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Milford chronicle., 1895-03-22
MlnT0l HELPED 7lGn Olt
Interesting Facts About His New
Ideas.
The Eminent Preseason Always
successful

Mr. Glenn H Todd I56 Muusen street,
Astoria. saws Il had a very distressing case
of catarrh, which grew rapidly worse, in spite
Of so called special treatment, and made me
quite deaf Aher taking Munyon's catanh
Remedies was completely cured Of all my
catarrhal troubles aud my hearing restored. !"
Mrs Marian Graham, 2e5 East Seventh
street. says: 81 have suffered very greatly
from rheumatism; my feet were so sore aud
swollen that could scarcely walk, 1 also
had an obstinate kidney trouble that doctors
failed to cure Munyon's remedies cured
me completely Of my rheumatism and kid
ney disease. A friend living in my house,
who is over 90 years old, was also cured of
rheumatism by Munyon's Rheumatism cure
Professor Munyon's Remedies act so
promptly that 1 have great faith iu their abil-
ity to cure the most obstinate cases, no mat
ter what the disease may be-"
Munyon's Rheumatism Cure is guaranteed
to cure the rheumatism in any part of the
body. Acute or muscular rheumatism cured
in from one to Eve days It never fails to
cure sharp, shooting pains in the arms, legs,
sides, back or breast, or soreness in any part
Of the body in from one to three hours. It is
guaranteed to promptly cure lameness, stiff
and swollen joints stiff back and all paius in
the hips and loins. Chronic rheumatism,
sciatiea, lumbago or pain in the back are
speedily cured.
Munyon's Homeopathic Home Remedy
Company, Of Philadelphia, put up specifics
for nearly every disease, which are sold By all
druggists. mostly for IS cents bottle.
Milford chronicle., 1895-03-22
rhs confederate constitutIon.

There were really two Of thems the
s'provisional" and the permanent" con-
stitutlons Of the southern Confederaoy.
After the burning Of Richmond the orig
inal documents fell into the hands OF the
De Fontaine family, in whose possession
they remained up to ten years ago In the
snrina of 1885 Mrs. +. G. de Fontaine,
then living in New York city, wrote to
the governors Of the ex- Confederate states,
offerinq to sell the historic documents Of
which she was at that time sole owner,
but failed to find a purchaser among
them. She then opened communications
with the southern historical societies, but
only one Of those institutions, that Of
Maryland, took enough interest In the
matter to call a meeting to consider the
lady's proposition. They soon ascertained
that the finances Of the society were not
In condition to warrant the trustees In
making an offer" After these successive
failures Mrs. de Fontaine turned to pri-
yate relic hunters This was the proper
move, and within few days she had an
offer Of 81, 900 for the original draft Of
the permanent constitution from Mrs. w.
]. de Renne OF Savannah. The offer was
accepted, and some time later the docu-
ment was presented to the Georgia State
library by Mrs. de Renne. The draft OF
the provisional constitution was purchased
bv the late ". W. Cornoran, the we'll
known Washington banker, and by him
presented to the state of Virginia.
Milford chronicle., 1895-03-22
Nc nroner tor RIoodshed.

It Is perhaps no exaggeration to say
chat the amount of hard cash now reserv-
ed by the various governments in view Of
q possible outbreak Of war exceeds rather
than falls short Of e15O, 600, 600, which
would not under any circumstances be
parted with, even for the most temporary
object 1t does not require much inyesti-
cation to prove that the outcome Of this
must be anything but beneficial.
The miser who boards his gold Injuries
others as well as himself, just as land
owner who deliberately permits his broad
acres to lie waste is inaiotinR blow upon
the community which might live and
thrive upon the produce Of the soil. For
the greater part Of the last go years first
one nation and then another has played
the part Of the miser and laid greedy
hold upon treasure which should have
been allowed to circulate and increase
Milford chronicle., 1895-03-22

..,..v sosu ,ne wemrn OF those through
whose hands it lassed. Nor could this
have happened at more unfortunate
time. for while the output OF silver IN
creased by leaps and bounds that Of gold
fell away rapidly.
The gigantic efforts made to convert
Europe into an armed camp have impoy-
erished the people, not merely by demand
ing their labor, which would have peen
more profitably employed In tiiling the
ground and tending the mill or the ioon'
but by heaping upon them an almost un-
bearable burden Of taxation, wnieh they
are SO much the less able to meet WINE
this state Of things continues, and these
war chests are being added to, there can
be little hope Of any rolief-Cham bers'
Innrnal
Milford chronicle., 1895-03-22
How He Felt.

In 1870 Eugene Schuyler was United
States consul general at Constantinople,
where it occurred TO him to give a mar
gile smoking party to number Of distin-
Quished foreigners Schuyler had the 90
taRonal hall of his house fitted up as
divan, and about half a dozen sat gravely
on their haunches la Turque. The mar
giles had been duly cooked" in the
Kitchen; the servants had filed and light
ed the tobacco and tested the free passage
Of the smoke through the agate mouth
pieces. Il oontented myself, writes Sala
in his Autobiography, with putting
out the smoke as soon as It reached my
lips. The others inhaled the so called
aromatic fumes. I noticed that the COM
plexion Of my friend, the student Of By
zantine archaeology, had undergone in the
course Of about eight minutes several
changes. First he turned very red, then a
pale yellow, then dull lead How are
you getting on, old ohappieY asked Eu-
gene Schuyler encouragingly. oh, splen-
didly, replied or rather gasped the young
American. It's delicious it's entrano
ing. feel in heaven. and l don't think
shall live five minutes, murmuring which
last words he tumbled of the divan and
rolled on to the marble pavement.
TRAPPING SALMON IN NORWAY
the Peasant Farmers Exc Out q Hard
Subsistence From the Fiords.
There is a very singular way Of trapping
Milford chronicle., 1895-03-22

NJ OTICE.-In compliance with the provisions
~ Of the Acts Of The General Assembly OF the
State Of Delaware, regulating the sale Of intoXi-
eating liquors hereby give notice that on Mon
day the list daY or april nexI, shall make ap.
plicatiOn IN writing to the Court Of General Ses-
sions OF the Pence aud Jail BeIivery, then 70 be
held at Georgetown, in and fOr Sussex county for
a license 70, the keeping OF an Inn or Tavern in
the house or hotel situate on laughter Beach, IA
the county and State aforesaid. and in school Dis
tricts Nos 4 and Ia in said county, known as the
Willow Grove or slaughter Beech Hotel, and ior
the sale therein Of Intoxicating liquors IN less quan-
titles than quart to be drHns on the premi- es
Of which said house or hotel aud premises / an
owner and occupant The following respectable
citizeps, six or more Of them being substantial
ffeeholders, recommend my said application;
Joseph B. Shepard, Wesley jackson,
Henry Watson, Theodore Roach,
Robert j. Young, George Harrison,
his DAVID Hazard,
John Darby, Caleb G Eyre,
mark Samuel X, Walls,
Wines; C. c. Eyre, Alexander ~ Shepard
John S. Truitt, W. j. Truitt
Charley L. Walls, his
james O. Davidson, Jesse Walls,
James W. Darby, mark.
Witness: C. c. Eyre.
March 3, 1885 DAVID S. ROACH.
Milford chronicle., 1895-03-22
BlOtches
And Pinples

indicate inactivity of the
skin. They show that the pores are
clogged and that poisonous refuse
matter has been denied an egress-
The accumulation of this matter
under the skin shows in red Jumps
blotches and possibly in pimPles,
Milford chronicle., 1895-03-22
nae plaooverv saved Hls Liie

KMr. G. CaiIlouette, Druggist, Beavervillei, H.,
eeys.sTo DR.. Kings New Discovery owe my
ME. Was taken with La Grippe and tried ali %
phvsicians for miles about, but OF noi avail ane
was given mp and told I could not live. HAVING
DR.. Kings New Discovery in my store sent for q
bottle ana began its use and from the Arst dose
booan 70 get better and after nsine three bottles
va M and shout again. It Is worth its weight
q eold. We won't keep store or house without
Il. y eel free trial bottle ct Pieree = PleAsan-
Milford chronicle., 1895-03-22
An Ant Connnrison.

The man who boasts that he works with
his head instead Of his hands is respect
fully reminded that the woodpecker does
the same and is the biggest kind of a bore
at that-WaterlOo Courier
Milford chronicle., 1895-03-22

NJ oTICE.-ln compliance with the provisions
IN Of the Acts of the General Assembly Of the
State Of Delaware regulating the sale Of intoxica-
ting liquors, hereby gixe notice that on Monday
the lst day OF April next,I shall make Application
In writing 70 the Court Of General Sessions Of the
Peace ana Jail Delivery then 10 be held atGeorgs-
town, in and FOR sussex county, for iicence for
the keeping Of an inn or tavern In the house or
hotel situate st Cedar Beach, formerly known as
Thorn Point IN the county and STATE aforesaid
and IN United School Districts Nos / and ia, in
SAID county, known as the Cedar Beach Hetel
and for the sale therein Of intoxicating liquors IN
less quantities than one quart to DO drunk On the
premises, Of which said house or hotel and piemi-
ses / am tenant and occupant. The following
respectable citizens, six or more OF them being
substantial freehOlders, recommend my said
Milford chronicle., 1895-03-22

Write your name and address postal card send W.
est Room Tribune Building, New York City and samne
copy Of the New York Weekly Tribune will be mailed to you
Milford chronicle., 1895-03-22
TRAPPING SALMON IN NORWAY.

The Peasant Farmers Exc Out Hard
Subsistence From the Fiords.
There is very singular way Of trapping
salmon on the Norwegian fiords. Here
Milford chronicle., 1895-03-22
JOSEPH D. TRUXTON, SHERIFF..

sherifFs once, Georgetown, Del, March
9th, 1906
Ten per cent of the purchase money will
be demanded on the day Of sale.
Milford chronicle., 1895-03-22

SHERIFFiS SALE. BY virtue Of writ
0of I.evari Faeias to me directed, will be
exposed to Public Sale, on
Milford chronicle., 1895-03-22

Seized and taken in execution as the
property of Severn A. Lambden and Eliza
beth +, Lamden, his wife, and the terre
tenants of the lands, and will be sold by
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20
ARMY ENLIsTMENTs.
Recently Changed Regulations with
Favorable Results.

Washington. Oct 19.-Thc udiutant-
general has submitted TO the secretary
Of war his annual report for the past
fiscal year.
The report shows that the recent
change In methods OF conducting the
recruiting service obviates the neces-
silly of holding recruits three months
Tor instructions. but are promptly for
Narded to regiments.
The act OF August /. 1884, combining
hrst enlistments in the army 10 per-
sons not over thirty years of age who
are citizens OF the United States or who
have made legal declaration OF inten-
lion, and who can speak. read and
write the English language. and the
more recent prohibition by the secre-
tary OF war of the acceptance of minors
except as musicians, have resulted in u
material Improvement in the character
OF men received az recruits. and have
not interfered to prevent the enlistment
oil men In sufficient numbers to keep the
ranks well filled throughout the year.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20

| see so many men giving their eN-
periencc In the Dish Washer business
that one would almost think the men
had taken to washing the dishes"
but ladies can do just as well as men.
l have been deVotng my time for over
a year to selling Perfection Dish Wash
ers. Ny husband has aided mornings
and evenings, and We have cleared over
$4,000 In a year. The trouble with peo-
pie Is they win not try new things. 80
let the golden opportunity pass, Every
family wants Dish Washer and any
one can sell them II they Try. / do not
canvass at all; people come or send
after washers. i have examined all
the dish washers made, but the Per-
fectlon has no equal. You can get
complete Instructions by addressing
the Perfection Manufacturing Co,
Drawer A. p, Englewood, III. 1 want
ladies' every where to try this busl-
ness and let us hear how they succeed
A READER.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20
HOT AM EXPLOSION.
a New Kind OF Accident Resulting
Seriously in Chicago.

Chicago, oct. 19-Several men were
blown down a stairway by an explos-
ION OF hot air, last evening on the
third four of the building at Nos :
and Jefferson street. Three were in
are John Ashbaugh, pipeman, severely
burned about the hands ana face;
taken home.
blre Marshal Camplon. bruised but
hot seriously injured, taken to house
OF engine company. No. II, returned to
post OF duty in a short time.
oscar Peters, plpeman, severely burn
home.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20
THE MAcKEy HEIR
Thrown From Horse in Paris nnd
Killed.

san francisco. Oct. la.-The follow
W. was received at midnight; ITO the
;icts"t Editor OF the Associated Press
il,e SAD evidence reaches us that wiz
nun Mackey, the eldest son of John ".
paiNey' Was thrown from a horse at
80. - Yesterday morning and never re-
LED consciousness. lie died last
I ."lhe' There are no other particu-
"e, 1T, w. STORER.
@nna,eflntendent Postal Telegraph Com.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20
$4,000

Has been expended in i'm
proponents this year. and
$4,000 hung up in prem
Iums, purses, stakes and
awards, In all departments
the Fair and Exposition is
more elaborate, more costly
and more meritorlouS than
ever before. Brilliant cleo
trio illumination of the build
ings and grounds every night
during the Stupendons Fall
Carnival, Fair and Exposi-
ton.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20
CONDENSED rnLEGn,Ms.


London, oct. l9-SlRr Charles Cam
crun r. Lees, governor Of British
Guiana. has been summoned TO London
Go confer with Rt-llon. Joseph Cham
berlain. secretary OF state for the
Colonies upon Venezuelan affairs.
Philadelphia, Pa, oct. 19.-Saladin.
one Of the fastest PAGERS the world has
over seen, with a record Of 2:O5 "a,
was sold today by John =. Green OF
Wilmington. Del, to the LaEadele Pa,
farm for SiIOO.
Woerth sur Sauer, oct. l9--The en-
peror ANA empress Of Germany ac-
companied by the eN-Efnpress Fredor-
lex and other members Of the imperial
family. as well as many representa-
tlvos OF the different royal families Of
the empire, participated yesterday In
the ceremonies attendant upon unvell-
ing the Emperor Frederick monument
on the battlefield Of Woerth,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20

brazil Has Not Granted Beligerent
Rights 10 Cubuns.

Washington, oct is.--The Spanish
minister. Senior Del0me, has received
an Official cable dispatch from Madrid
announcing that the Brazilian gov
eminent hal taken action granting
belliperent rights To- the cuban iusur-
gents to be entirely wi;hou; founda-
ton.
senior Dolome states that the govern-
ment OF Brazil has recently given proof
oc its friendship Tor spain BY according
every facility for the enbarltment NJ
Rio de .Iauerlo IN the Spanish 'rans-
mort san Farnandno OF over 200 Span
ish volunteers enlisted TO fight In Cuba
against the insurgents.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20

Sandwich, ILL.,. oct. lS.-The condi-
ton OF Ex-Governor John l.. Beyeridge
is gradually growing weaker. He is
resting comparatively easy, but under
the influence of opates. His sister
Mrs. Agnes Patten has arrived from
Denver. While there Is a slight hope.
II seems now that 1t will only be II
few days at the longest before he will
have to surrender to the Inevitable.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20
Texas state Fair nnd Dnlins EHposi
tIon-Oct. III to Nov. ..
Christian church Convcntion-oe'.
Is 10 "a.

On account Of the above events. the
Cotton Belt Route will sell tickets 10
Dallas, Tex. at the rate OF one fare for
the round trip. Tickets on sale from
October 16 TO Octobe. 81, inclusive.
Good to return November 10,
For further Information see any tick
ct agent OF the company. ur call on or
address. A. a. Gibson. r. p. A., Fort
Worth, Tex. y. NJ Morgan. q. 7. 4
n. A., 40l Main street Fort Worth.
Tex: s. q. warner, u. p. A.. Tyler
Texas
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20

San Antonio. Tex. ,Oct19.---(special)
&C. Cortez. a Mexican, employed IN tho
city park was mysteriously shot and
dangerously wounded last night on
person. There Is thought to be a wo-
man In the case.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20
wasSupeb Concert Band the Greatest Organizations dasn the
7oya Hawaiian Band and GIee Club from onouI-5O Peop|
MIDWAY AvENUE--lO0 DAZZLING NOVELTIES

See the Horse Show.
See the Cattle Show,
See the Sheep Show.
See the Swine Show.
See the Poultry Show
See the Pet Stock Show
See the horticultural
Show.
See the Art Exhibit.
See the Geological Exhibit.
See Educational Exhibit.
See the Agricultural Ex-
hibit Show.
See the Marvellous Exhib-
its in Exposition, Machin-
cry. Art and Power Halls
Art, Science, Commerce,
Agriculture and Horticulture
in triumphant array.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20
FuNNyGRAPIIs.

Daughter-"Mamma n / must write
io Mr.. Bray about his extortionate bill.
should I say Dear Mr.. Rray2'
Certainly, under the cir
cpmstances. Tilt Bits.
II wish Were boy again. said
MIR. Dawson.
80 do l." said Jack Dawson. who
had just been punished TO himself,
"Fd put You through course Of
sprouts '-Harpers Bazar.
Attorney Ito witness)-"Mr. ChallSey.
II | mistake not, you said few min
utes ago that you sold milk for Nv
inEy' =
Witness (guardedly)-"N sir: said
l was milkman. ''-Texas Strings.
Parishloner-"D you think there is
any valid objection TO fishing on sun
day7p
I'astor--'I do. A man who goes fish
ing on Sunday often ends 1t very diff
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20
SPECIAL DAYS At THE FAIR : EXPOSITION.

October 2O-Sunday October 21-Sae Press Day October
22-Prohbitlon Day. October 23Shrners Day and Womans
Relief Corps Day October 2Daughers of Confeeracy Day
October 25Repubcan Day October 2G-Educatona Day and
Drummer Day. October 27Sunday. October 2SFarmes Day
29-Coored Peoples Day. October 3OSound Money Day
October 3Popuis Day and National Passenger and Ticket
Agents Day. November 1Free Silver Day November 2Wom
ans State Council Day and Chrysanthemum Day
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20

Chicago. oct ls.-The immense shoe
factory OF SELF Schwab IL Co.. has
been CLOSED because Of the cratic
course of the leather market Between
seven hundred and eight hundred men
and women are thrown out Of employ
ment,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20
Gorg Rep PAINS Pyoteohnc Display LAST
DAYS OF POMPElL"


Wednesday, October EFFORT worth
night. with pictures OF Paddock and
the Panther"
Thursday, october "a Daughters of
Confederacy night naval engagement
and bombardment of Fort Sumptcr
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20

Monday night October 2i-Dalias,
with picture Of president, Mayor Hol-
land ana others.
Tuesday. october 22-North Texas
and bicycle night.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20
KILLED MS WIFE


treat Fails, Mont, Oct 19.-Johu
- oasiian shot and killed his wife
;nterday. They We're married thir-
hNel together until "a year ago. Sc
oas az went to the jail and gave him
III up He claims he went to the
ivuse to get some property that be-
tonsed 10 him; that his wife gave him
si0ane back talk ana that he raised the
NJ as bun, not intending to shoot,
WI the gun accidentally went on.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20

THE INTERNATIONAL ROUTE u, & q. N.
RAlLkoAD.l
Through sleepers daily between Kannas
City. Fort Worth and San Antonio. via
Hearne with which immediate connections
are made at Ennis to and from Dallas. The
quickest route to Taylor, Austin San An.
tonic. Laredo and points In Mexico,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20

a; ;nskea inmedlate connection AZ .searas
:N5 W. y, S. +. train leaving Fort Worlh
liisbpn NJ makes Immediate connection At
iHisssnsn' san Antoine. Laredo and points ID
Itty through sieepefs between Kansas
Ee5ins oH Worth and san Antonio via
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20

Teacher--"Can anyone explain how
the world Is dVlded?"
While with very important air.
between them that's got 1t aud them
that would like to have it,1-Harper's
Round Table.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20

How vain you are, EGie! Looking
at yourself In the glassv'
''Naln. Aunt Emma? Me vain? why,
] don't think myself half as good look
ing as l really amw-pu Maurier In
Punch.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20

Ire A BURDEN IN DAKOTA.
so,ih sui Oct. ig.-Sncclals frnm
NAAota report \ terrible sand
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20
TIE INTERNATIONAL RoLTE u. & O. N.
RAILROADl

Through Fleepeff daIly between kansaB
Chy. Fort Worth and Austin, San Antonio,
etu via ile--ne. correcting at Ennis with
traEls to und from Dallas
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20

on n Yacht: Miss Ingenue-"Is there
really cable In the ocean,"
Sailof-"Yes, mum"
Miss Ingenue (wlth conviction, after
studying the man at the whecl-"Then
that must be the gripman. Brooklyn
Life,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-10-20

cult to tell the truth on Monday
Truth
81 suppose that you have forgotten
that you owe me So said philips,
severely.
mo. / haven't" retortcd wilbur II
meant 10 have done so, but haven't sue
ceeded as vet. Give me time, old man.
and l wilL"-Harper's Bazar.
In the Pit: observation-disclosures me,
madame, ! paid half crown for nd-
mission, but cannot see anything owing
TO your hat"
Indignant Materfamlllas -"Slr. I paid
ten times as much for mJ hat."-Lus-
tlge Batter.
Shelf you had never met me.
would you have loved me just the
lie CconyIncingly)-"NIore."- Harlom
Life,
Hoax-'T passed some Confederate
money today"
JoaN-"Oh, come offr
IloaN-"Yes, ] did. / went by a nu-
mlsmatisrs neutrality-suspicious.
Record.
Take away woman" shouted the
orator. "dnd what would follow"
we would" said man at the back
Of the audience. promptly.-Tid-Bits.
Mab-"You signed your note. I re-
main. your loving Jack IL I had no
money what would you remainT'
Jack-"A bachelor darling Illus
trated Bits
How win you are, Eme! Looking
at yourself In the glassv'
vain. Aunt Emma? Me vain? why,
] don't think myself half as good look
Punch
B Teacher-"Can anyone explain how
the world Is dlvlded?"
While with very important air.
Between them that's got 1t aud them
that would like to have it,'--Harpers
Round Table.
on Yacht: Miss Ingenue--"Is there
really a cable In the ocean,"
sHilor-"Yes. num-
Miss 1ngenue with conviction. after
studying the man at the wheel-"Then
that must be the gripman."-
Life.
wife--'John wanted to run for Office
on the Populist ticket, but / managed
to prevent IT,
Frlend-'Dldnt You want him 10 hold
public Officer
wife-'It wasn't that. but John never
would look well with long chin whis-
kers.'--Judge.
Weary Watkins-'I believe there IN
something in this here theosophy no
ton, that a man is born on earth
again"
Hungry Iiiggins--"Oh. do you2"
Yes: and | sorter believe that have
been on earth so many times that
am plumb tired out"-Indianapoli
Journal.
His Father tsuddenly)--''Young man,
do you play poker?" 4
Her Young Man (nervOnslg)-"Y-
that Is to say, no. sir
Her Father Tegretfully)--"I am sor-
ry. Some Of us We're going to have a
little game tonight, and we should have
liked one more TO take a hand. SOM
ervllle journal.
Miss Murray Hni-'I feel as though
I had become a politician aud received
a nomination TO office"
Miss HomeWood-"H'hat do you mean
by that?'
Miss Murray Hill-"I have Just re-
celved proposal OF marriage, and am
about 10 write a letter OF acceptance"
-Pittsbufg chronicle-Telegrapi