New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-04
THE TALK or THE DAY

,,,,,.r b,ye decided TO wear knickerbockers mere.
after. They expect that all the girls In the UNI
versity will soon follow their example
Toughened-"say said the deputy Il p nnni sS
ment and III be dnsea II he amt goin on ''st as
clipper and happy as can be ,ss nrson warden. in
tones OF disgust Didn't you know the felier wa, was
he here n f ss IGsfe indiana Journal
A Rochester boy defines boomers puff sleeves
worn the legs.
rudge-And you are accused OF throwing mug
Defendant-Anybody who knows me VII ,en you
that that is observation-disclosures Biaetter.
An Aid TO Success-Mr. Portly-Im glad to hear
that you prospecting.
Sm-Yes, gave up my worst haoit
Mr. Portly-And what was 1t!
Sm-I gave up giving up.
Depth-"Professor." said the ambitious studenf
II m determined to gain recognition from the world
as a deep thinker Could you give me any ad"os
Sone replied the old gentleman thSus sh,1s.
unless you write In suo-ceiiar' I" asnihS'eo
Star.
4 Garb OF Labor.-Tattered Tommy-Now. "
youse could only me in dress suit.
Lazy Luke-Huh. OATS too much like work Il
take yer fer a waiter. sure.
Speak mildly to the erring"
The voice OF Mercy said,
But the who'd bought seat upon
-(De:roIt Tribune
The one Thing Impossible. -Reginald-oh. II there
we're only something could do to prove the depth
OF my affection,
Edith--There is; don't talk nonsense. please.
Are Visiting Lists Too Long'-Mrs. De Fashion
SMns o sSs aay De @ %sn
Van Mortlande at home
Servant-No. madam. she's
Mrs De Fashon-Pease hand her my card when
no
buried a month ago.-(New York Weekly.
Tired Willie-Say mister. kin we give me q
nickel: want to 90 up town and inspect some Of
the vacant lots Ye see it's this way. read
piece In the paper de odder day about kind people
pantn' vacant lots with pertaters fer de poor
And thought would get de o. two or three
lots. an have some good Christians gimme the
seed pertaters an enough money to hire man ter
plant them.
Cioodheart-But l don't Just see where you would
come in.
Tired Willie-Oh. OATS all right; I'd sell der crop
in der fall
The fOl low is story Of an incident tina.
Charlestown Navy Yard: A soldier was one morn:
ing brought before the commanding officer. charged
ccer alter the maoS hs.Ga the 'ss
he said to the euprt; DO you know what Will
The soldier quickly replied: Yes. SIR SIR shall 20
ssa h' The hsa @ sir vii than Ss %
by naval court martaL"-(I,oston Globe.
William Ogden Giles. who lives at Kingsbridge on
the site OF old Fort Independence has a copy OF the
message OF President Monroe containing the famous
Monroe doctrine. which he values highly. 1t Is In
the form OF IA supplement to THE National Intell-
gencer or December 5. 1921. and was sent by Pres-
dent Monroe to Mr.. Gies's grandfather. General
Aqua Giles who on General Washington's
stan The wrapper bears the autograph. James
Monroe
Pair OF Them-He was an oidish man with Q
good natured face ana a weed On his hat asd he
hs T s ssa s al sssS scs ".a wsa ~
wife. take Ar
Tho same"
""lv: .ay; ', Ssi 4"
Time In q groat healer"
A Ha' h !. w M9r ,.ne both OF us--."
And the other man winked.
Ana woman across the aisle with n faint ah,S
81 LIN. mourning u on. looked out Of tho window and
rr nYe, Of course. the old rcproba,es.-rc,ro,,
writer In THE Churchman" saws tina, the
Svep',ca' germ In the heart of Arcrdeacon Farrar
VINO mas Just been appointed Dean OF Canterbury
mas a' iast Ventured to bud and blossom I'm true
'"e eoors OF nationalist In the liv-
cry OF the Church." And hs ouo,os "a an
phcable to the distinguished occ,es,os,,c Tho
saying or an Old churchman: "rbe devil
may appear as an angel OF ight but in the
emu ne VIII always try to lead you TO his own.
ne CHRISTIAN charity of this utterancs NAV NOT
.oo,ss,as., apparent but a contribution to
e'''es'as'cai poiemcs 1t Is no doubt loss effective
Keen in vour sell these photographs that you
hotographer asked OF my friend. the
fact is cot mo business Of It," he replied Tho
very pretty girl whoau 1T the picture OF
nsea IN on good society The fellow rfh so ada wfS
her father mad ma adyertsing calendar, and il made
all Judgment But got or the s money bsct
How sop
notoriey that see the case got the girl so much
inSPUrtit Then sued Tor siSoos Sr On me