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The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-09-11
TIE LICENSE CASE.

Some days ago j. w. Wheeler, col
ored, was fined $50 by Justice Bur
rouRhs on tho charge Of keeping an
eating house on new Market square,
without license, but yesterday morn
ing, on motion of MIR. j Il. Saunders,
attorney for the defense, Justice Bur
roughs rchcnrd the case. MIR. Saun.
ders claimed that Wheeler ouly keeps
Il cook shop.and thnt ho does not come
within tho law requiring "a license for
eating houses, counsel citing the ruling
OF Judge Watts, OF Portsmouth,. to sus-
tain his position. Justice Burroughs
took the case under adviscmcnt.
THE MAN INVESTIGATED.
J. Ii. Moore, coiorod, was before the
Police Court yesterday morning,
charged with assaultlug, cruelty and
inhumanly treating Annie Moore, his
Is year old daughter. and with impris-
oninG her III dark room, without
proper food or clothing, for six
moDths. The case WAS continued till
the litb. The girl, who was recently
taken III custody by tho city nuthori.
ties, has been udjudged insane, nnd
was on last Saturday evening sent to
the State Hospital ut Petersburg.
AFTER W. A. SHEPHERD.
The Mayor has received letter
from the Mayor OF Dallas. Tex, ask
ing the whereabouts of w. Alien Shep-
herd, formcrlyiof this city. and saying
thut lie had loaned Shepherd some
money, aud had not since heard from
him. Shepherd was, it will be re.
called, the Main street labor agent,
who skipped this town suddenly some
time ago.
SENT TO GRASD JURY.
William +. Hayes. colored, was be
fore the Police Court to-day. charged
with forging writing purporting to
be an order from Geroge +. Scott upon
Barton Myers for Sj.75 The accused
was sent on TO the October grand Jury.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-09-11

Why travel without one OF our Gov
ert' uvercoats? Correct IN fit, STYLE
auI place. NICHOLS ~ WALLACE.
l69 Main street,
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-09-11
:EtE t.nrgMlm> Iil, Nirru

Sec last Sunday VrGxiAS TO,
prices. Wig u's, .9G MINI stree.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-09-11

y special reduction in sterling silver
for the month OF June. Bridal presenis
very low. Chaamau x Jakcman.
Messrs. Horace $. Pced ana James
NJ. Jordan have formed co partner.
ship under the firm name OF L. NJ.
reed ~ Son, to conduct The lip chaud
lrry aud ship supply business ut Wnter
street aud koanoke avenue.
October Let, 1924. sc3p, su. IA, If
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-09-11
Stockholders Meeting.

u" annual meeting % the stockholders of TuR
Ant hMEhi, AN FERTlLlIlNG COMPANY viii be
htiu =. The eompany's office. Nc. Atlantic sirsst
gu WEDNESDAY, September litb, 1875. al Is
y .'gr, ~, FRANK L. WlLCJN,
M Secretary.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-09-11
W Az AK :.I3.

BhUMSli WiL"lNS-iy the Roy. !. j.
Hal. u. ID. Tuesday ,cptembcr lurh. 1875
at III" res cen = of the b-lce's mother. MS
Nan tina !. WIKI ms. 'OIiN a. BkUM SEY and
Mics IDA Y. NILkINS
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-09-11

Iced Coffee Simply deicious) at
Macs. Try IT. and you will drink
nothing else this warm weather.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-09-11
\ Pin in md SIMPLE Henson why.

Because Mrs. Raphel is going out of
business, has rented her store ont and
sold her fixtures is why she is selling
her stock OF shoes at cost, and in most
instances less than cost. They must
DO sold ut some price. Remember the
number,
JIG Church street. cor. Plume sirenlt
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-09-11

fou can only buy this seasons
l"nman hat ir0m Goldman d Hof.
helmcr, sole agasaa
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-09-11

The City Ordinance now requires
all bicycles TO carry Bells and Lamps
at night.
We have just received an cnor-
nous stock Of both Bells and Ian
terms, each Of which we are selling at
way down figures.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-09-11

The Ariel Club House, on Chapel
street extended, which was DESTROYED
by lire yesterday morning, Just ns
HE NlkGlNIAN went 10 press, was in
snred for $1,000. The building WAS
valued al $1,000, and was owned by
stock company, with j. Il. Lewis as
PRESIDENT. 1t was 1T this club that tho
johnson and Wongo, and Duke and
Nango, ana johnson and Gibbons
prize fights took puce.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-09-11
s.tuinond Ear ittu.,.

~ nice line of low priced, nice Dia.
mond Ear Rings has come to hand 81;
The Casket, ranging in price from
$40 to $50 per pair. Higher priced
goods well upon the hundreds also in
stock. If yon want gem of stone
go 70 that gem of jewelry store, G.
+. Greenwood " Bro, los Man street,
Everything good aud everything
reasonable to be found there.
We are sole SCENTS for the Youman
Hat. Goldman X Hofheimer.
Don't leave for the seashore or noun.
talns without one of our covert" over
coats, made for cool evenings.
NICHOLS II WALLACE,
100 Main street
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-09-11

Best md chclpcst III the city. Sup-
ply gust received. Call or drop postal
to Is. Steinhiiber, Telephone Exchange.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-09-11
summer Ht"cH hiu-t Gu Tonne Iseiorc
they AFRO S.our.

Ladies' Carpet Slippers. AZ, SIS
:, and 6,s .................... 2Oc
Mems kubher. Boston Shoes, e to luc
nofs hupoer Boston ShoeS,2 to Sc
Boys knzor Zoe Tan, ID to -. -. SSc
Po}S hnzor Zoe Tan, 3 to 3d.. gSc
i''''''S AT Up OXtords. to s 3Sc
hh,'ea Ian oXiords, = to .... Zoe
i!cnty OF other STYLES very cheap.
lIlhhE!'s 0HE Pn.cE SHOE STORE.
10 Bank street, opp. Conrthou.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1895-11-14
Happy Home. .

School is progressing nicely under
the management OF Miss Bashor, Of
Sodivlle. i5.N
Mr. Fame crossed the plains this
season with team and family from
0aklahoma and is now living oil Mrs.
Caldwells place. ~
Mr., Rollins has completed his barn,
Miss Lilly Sylvester is improving
from spell Of sickness.
Mr.. J.W. Gee has the lumber on
ground for q new house.
Revs. Nortan and Brampton will
start Tuesday for Salem aud Portland.
W. II. Cummings has rented his
plow land to G. Kinder
Mrs S, J. Cummings limb that was
SO very bad nearly all summer, is en-
tirely WE'LL P.
Mrs Gee has been troubled for some
time with lamness in her limbs.
There is considerable sickness In
this section of the country,
BEDROCK.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1895-11-14
Sentence Deferred.

San FRANCISCO, Nov. S.-Theo-
dofe Durrant was brought from the
county Jail today to be sentenced by
Judge Murphy for the murder of
Blanch Lamont. Attorney Dickinson,
for the defendant, asked for a continu-
ance for two weeks to prepare a mo-
tion for new trial. District Attorney
Barnes acquiesced, and the court
granted the continuance on an agree
ment that there should be no further
continuances at that time. The charge
against Durrant for the murder Of
Minnie Williams, was, on motion Of
the district attorney, continued indef.
nitely.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1895-11-14
Probate.

Accounts filed and approved in
estate Of Harvey Shelton.
Personal property ordered sold in es-
tate Of Jennie Vineyard.
John Whitaker appointed admins
traitor of estate Of Samuel Daw. Bond
$500.
Final accounting in estate of / With
erite set for Dec. Z.
In estate of J L Dixon, receipts Of
distributes filed and executor dis
charged.
Final accounting in estate Of Fred
Mespelt set for Dec Z.
Final accounting in estate of Henry
Worrell set for Dec. 8.
Final accounting in estate of Benz.
Brenner set for Dec. II, at Up. m.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1895-11-14
Tennessee.

Potatoe digging Is drawing to aclose.
Eight potatoe diggers from Soda
vile and Waterloo have been work
ing for I. P. Mcknight and q. Myer.
Fronk Bros. have finished hauling
potatoes to Albany and are now haul
ing to Lebanon for storage, George
Davis and James Blackaw are also
hauling to Lebanon.
Last Sunday Aaron Baltimore
preached to large congregation atthe
school house.
Mr.. A. Hiney and family moved
from here few weeks ago.
Fitzwater has located on the farm
Mr.. Hiney had rented. a'h
Miss Allie Wallace who left here a
few months ago, is going to school at
McMinnyile with her brother,
Nellie Wallace, VI Lehanpni .ls.stop.
ling with her UNCLE and going to
schoolhere.
John Swink was. deserted by his
potatos digsers and was forced 10
hnish them alone. CESAR.
| -~.ss+--,.-s-a.s---scf7-A--7..- g-9s
I Alttx.sAk,. h1a tI.. ts,Ss ntE tsha
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1895-11-14
County Court.

The regular November session of the
county court begun Wednesday with
Judge Duncan and Commissioners
Waters and Pugh behind the table.
Mr.. Pugh carries one Of his arms in a
sling but is able to attend to business.
Application Of A H Yost for county
road, granted.
In application Of John Graft ct al for
county road, viewers appointed to
meet November 81, at Sanderson's
bridge. Viewers, G P Glover, Frank
Smith and S Froman.
Property Of Mamie Grisham ordered
redeemed on payment of $3.50,
In application of H B Sprenger ct al
for county road, J H Scott, Paul Annis
and Alterd Morgan appointed viewers
to meet November % at H B Spreng-
ers.
Grand jury and state witness fees al
lowed.
Bill of Henry Kizer, Canada thistles
$40 continued.
Adjourned last Saturday night until
Wednesday of this week after trans
acting the following.
The following bills were allowed.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1895-11-14
Business Locals


The EXPRESS four months for 25cts.
HI Baker carries full line Of groce-
ries. .,,s "a asT
Mayer & Kimbrough want your
proddce.
Gents shoes. A, full line. at Read
Peacock & Co.
Chandler carries a complete line Of
stoves, tin an granite ware.
Something neat and nobby. See
Chandler's heating stoves. s
Pugh & Muncy Will save you money
On boots and shoes See tAsn and be
convienced. saH9 lew
.All knowing themselves indebted to
me Will please s'call and settle at
once M. A. MILLER.
More new carpets and 6ft and left.
wide Limoleum, Just received by the
Albany Furniture. Company. Balti-
more Block, Albany, Or.
Money to loan. A limited amount
Of money to loan on good farm secur-
ity. Cali upon or write to S. N.
Steele &, Co, Albany, Oregon.
At F. M. French's jewellery store,
Albany, you can buy initial pins for
l0c, beltpins l0c, G, E, pins Zoe, silver
pin cushions lOc. Write for them ard
inclose amount n postage stamps.
Insure your property with Peterson
& AdnreWs. They are agents for the
old Reliable, Home Mutual, New
Zealand, Springfield Of Massachusetts,
Continental, aad other good, reliable
companies. ~ ~
The trusts are beginning to fall. The
whisky trust has been ordered sold BY
courts. The cordage trust is broken
up and how weare making war upon
E J.
the thread trust. From now on we
will sell first grade six cord thread for
90 a spool, seven for 25c. Three cord,
two for SC. At the Racket store, We
also have overalls for As, so and O5e,
Engineers overalls 45, 65 and 90,
Mems Jean pants s0c, Ladies' shoes
from $lI0 TO $2,75. Mems wool hats
so 70 SOC. Fur hats 81 to $l.75. Cow
boy hats 75c and $3.50. ah
, sHILoH's CURE is sold on a
guarantee. 1t cures Incipient Con
sumption. tits the best Cough Cure
Only one cent dose 25cts,, 5Octs.,
and Sl.00 Sold by N, w Smith.
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CRY OFFICIALS.

Ed. KELLENBEKGEK,
N. 8. DAIGLEEISH,
.,,.,,.,,,,, ..pr j. q. BILYEU,
oVoNOiLhEN s. o. LONG,
8. II. MYERS.
tG. W. RICE.
city Council meets on ihe first and third
Tuesday evenings OF each month.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1895-11-14

We make a special rate Of twenty
five cents for this paper for four
months to new subscriber. We do this
In order to put it in homes not now
taking 1t. We make the same offer to
regular subscribers who wish to send
it to friends for four months. This
offer will be good for this month only.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1895-11-14
Notice.

All persons knowing themselves IN
debted to me will please coll and settle
at once, either by cash ar q note, as !
have nula out and wish tp close up my
hsssA. W ssNskAEAAtessn
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1895-11-14

LEBANON LODGE. no. Il. 10. o.F.-Meets
svery Saturday evening AT odd Fellows Hail. at
O'Clock p. m, ,,,s ~ n
". c. PETERSON, sect'y.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1895-11-14
Letter List.
Ans SOLUTEEX pEyEE

Following Is The list Of letters re.
naming uncaIIed for In the Lebanon
postoffice for the month ending Oct.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1895-11-14

sHILoH,s CURE, the great Couel,
and Group Cure, is in great demand.
Pocket size contains twenty-five only
25c. Children love 1t. Sold by N. w
Smith. ,i#
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1895-11-14

Reader, did you ever take SIMMONS
LIVER REGULATOR, the "KINa OF
LIVER MEDICNEs?" Everybody needs
take a liver remedy. It Is q sluggish or
diseased liver that impairs digestion
and causes constipation, when the waste
that should be carried of remains in
the body and poisons the whole system.
That dull, heavy feeling is due to a
torpid liver. Biliousness, Headache,
Malaria and Indigestion are all liver
diseases. Keep the liver active by an
occasional dose Of Simmons Liver Reg
ulator and you'll get rid Of these trou-
bles, and give tone to the whole ays-
tenn. For laxative Simmons Liver
Regulator is BETTER THAN PILIS, 1t
does not gripe, nor weaken, but greatly
refreshes and strengthens.
Every package has the Rea z
stamp ON the wrapper. j. III,
Zeilin & Co., Philadelphia.
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1915 A. NJ. Ar.Sun Francisco Lv 600 ?.
The above trains stop al East Pert
hnd, Oregon City, Woodburn, Salem,
Turner, Marion, Jefferson, Albany,
Albany junction, Tangent, Shedd,
Hulsey, Harrisburg, Junction City,
irging, Eugene, Creswell, Drains and
all stations from Rcsellurg south 10
and including Ashldnd.
Roselurg nail--daily;
$40 4. N. lr Portland ,..Ar $40 P. NJ.
1925 P. NJ. Lv.Albany...Ar. 1:l5 ?. NJ.
$50 r. N. Ar. .Roseburg., Lv. 500 A. NJ.
Local passenger trains daily Except
Sunday.
$40 4. M. Lv.. ..Aibsny....AI l0:4O 4. NJ.
a:1OA. Nj. Ar. r...Lebanon....IN. 8:49 A. NJ.
4:80 P. NJ. Lv.. ..Albany4..tAr. 6:45 P, M.
h.2D p. NJ. Ar. Lebanon ...Ly. $50 P. NJ.
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-19
Catching the Dragon Fly.

zone OF the greatest amusements fol-
the children of Japan Is catching the
dragon fly" said DR.. W. F. Taylor ot
Boston, who has spent several years in
Japan. Japan is land of children, and
thousands of them literally put In several
weeks every autumn in capturing dragon
flies and tying kites to them for the fun
of seeing them hy. Soon after the turn of
the sun in the afternoon hundreds and
thousands Of huge dragon flies busy them
selves flying over the ricefelds and gar
dsns, catching insects and gnats.
The japanese boys carefully saturate
the end Of bamboo with tar and start
out for the fun. They first hold the ham
boo up to attract the transporting drag
ons to take a rest. In q moment the boy
gives the bamboo twist and puts the tar
end into so many motions tina; it is almost
impossible for the creature 10 avoid it,
The boys are so expert at the business that
I have seen them chase fly that had got
much ahead of them and succeed in stick
ing the dragon fly to the reed. When once
on the tar end of the pole, there IS a mis-
erab'e future for the captives. They are
tied together and carried around in the
chase. Then string IS tied to each one,
and small piece of paper, serving as q
kite, which the poor flies are required to
sail. They fly away, but Of course soon
get caught into a tree or brush and die OF
starvation. st. Louis Globe Democrat
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-19
ELECTRIC SHOCKS.
london Lancets Rules For the Treatment
of Accident Cases.

london Lancets Rules For the Treatme mt
of Accident Cases.
The London Lancet gives some direc-
tions for the treatment of persons severely
shocked that may be of a little use to men
on electric railway work, although shocks
from 500 volt circuits will rarely be as
severe as those implied in the rules. The
rules will. however, give new men a gen.
eral idea of some of the precautions 10 be
employed. One of the principal difficult
ties is in getting a man on q live wire,
and this operation is well covered by the
instructions. The treatment after this is
done is much the same as for drowning.
The rules are:
First.-Break the circuit at once II there
be an interrupter close at hand and you
know how TO use il. II Lot, lose no time,
but proceed to rule ?
Second.-Do not touch the mans body
with your bare hands, but IL india rubber
gloves are not at hand pull him of the ca
BILE By his coattail or fold your coat o.
some dry article into two or three thick
nesses. and using this as q pad TO take
hold Of the body pull il away from the cir
cult and resort TO rule s.
Third.-H unable 70 get him OF, raise
with covered hands that part Of the body
which is touching the earth or one OF the
poles Of circuit. This VIII break the cir
cult, and it viii usually be thus possible
TO get him easily away, and IL so proceed
to rule 5.
Fourth.-i still unsuccessful, make an
other pad, and placing il between the
ground and that part Of the body in cen
tact with the ground continue Jour efforts
TO detach him.
Fifth Having pulled him away from
the cable, free his meek rom clothing and
treat the case as one OF drowning. one
method being as follows:
SiIth.-Open his mouth, and taking
hold Of the front pat Of tongue with Jour
fingers lowered With q handkerchief II
you have one) draw the tongue forward
and gradually let Is 60 back 10 times 8
minute. Be sure that the root Of the
tongue Is acted upon and drawn forward
II the teeth are clinched and yon cannot
get them apart with your fingers gently
separate them with the handle Of your
pocket knife CT by small piecs Of wood
cork. etc.
Seyenth--Resist the efforts Ct the By
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-19
Pride Humbled.

She entered the hardware store with the
air of one who confers a favor on the earth
by continuing to exist upon 1t. She was
as portly as middle age and high living
could make her and as slender as French
stays and tailor made gown could force
her to be. She looked through the clerk
with her lorgnette and then said:
Have you alabaster plates and cooking
utensils"
"AIabaster?" faltered the clerk. ~
don't think we have, madam.
Surely you have she retorted weari-
~, as one who is very tired Of having to
teach people what they ought to know
themselves. "Ail stores must keep them.
They are quite common"
Eve do not, " replied the clerk deferen-
TALLY, ''or at least we do not call them
by that name.'
Probably not" said madam contempt
uously. Then see if you recognize them
under the name of fireproofi"
Oh" cried the clerk, q great light
breaking in upon his brain. You meant
asbestus, not alabaster.''
And for the next IS minutes the stout,
imposing lady had Q little less the air Of
comforting a favor upon the community
by living.-New York World.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-19
WILD BILL A SOLID MAN.

The Body Of tho Famous Desperate Turned
to Stone Long Ago.
The climate Of Colorado Is so exceed
ingly dry in the greater portion of the
state that ordinary objects, such as pota-
toes, vegetables of various sorts and even
small animals, petrify when covered with
sand. A considerable source of revenue
to the guides and vendors in the Grand
canyon and other famous resorts is the
sale Of petrified wood and other material
known to undergo the petrifying process
in numerous instances.
The body Of Wild Bill, the famous des-
perado, is today solid stone. He was
buried in a sandy country near Telluride,
and about four years ago his friends de-
cided to put up monument to his men,
DRY. They went out to his grave, which
is in the open prairie, and one OF the par
ty, an old scout, was taken along to ex-
actly locate where he was buried. The
sand had shifted and blown In great
heaps, as it does all though that country,
and the scout had good deal of difficulty
in absolutely locating the spot Finally
he struck mound that he said had Wild
Bill under it.
OWING 10 the uncertainty OF the sltua-
ton and his hesitancy, the party decided
to dig down and see whether he was right.
They didn't want to put monument
over a sand heap unless it had Wild Bill
under it. So they dug down. Presently
the spade ran into rock-a scarce thing
in that country. They sboveled all around
it and soon revealed the petrified image Of
Wild Bill as perfect as the day he died,
with not trace of decomposition. Even
the clothes and shoes were turned to stone
Some of the party wanted to take the
body up for purposes Of exhibition. But
one of Bills old pals-Shorty Jake, as he
was called-remarked that the first man
who tried to do so would find bed in the
hole that Bill filled. So the idea was
abandoned But if some adventurous mu-
scum man wants the greatest drawing
card on earth he can find it under Wild
Bills Observation-Disclosures Post
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-19
BRAVE AS A LION.
Antecedents of Charles l.. Carter, Who Was
Killed.

Seattle, Wash, Jan. is Charles L.
Carter was about 30-years-old and the
son of the late II. A. p. Carter, eX-
Hawaiian minister to the United States
He was born in Honolulu and finished
his education at Ann Arbor, Mich, law
school He was married at Ann Arbor
after his graduation and returned to
the islands. He took a leading part in
the overthrow of Queen Liliuokalini.
and incurred the bitter hostility of VIII
cox and other Royalists. He was one
of the commissioners sent to Washing
ton by the provisional government
early in 1893. He made brief visit to
Seattle and Puget Sound six weeks ago
on business connected with his fathers
estate He was a member or the new
legislature. He was very handsome
man, an athlete, a giant in stature and
brave as lion. He leaves wife and
three children. His brother, George K.
Carter, is Hawaiian consul at Seattle
and he has sister here.
Carter was strongly in favor of hang
ing Wilcox and other Royalist plotters
and his relatives think he was specially
selected a victim by these plotters-
analrcaS n California
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-01-19

There was precocious youngster on a
suburban train the other day who fur
nisbed the passengers with considerable
amusement. His mother, desiring to ask
the conductor question concerning cars,
told her only son to hail him when he
passed by. The blue uniformed man with
a punch soon appeared. Say, mister, my
mother wants to see you," exclaimed the
young scion in a voice loud enough to be
heard all over the car.
The conductor, who was busy, replied,
''I'll be hack in a minute"
This did not satisfy mammals pet, for
as the conductor reached the end Of the
car he exclaimed in loud voice:
You had better hurry up, or you'll get
1t where the chicken got the axn'
The passengers laughed loudly, while
the mother of the enfant terrible remem-
bered that she was in the wrong car.