davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
SuÌˆd Dakota Nachrichten. (Mitchell, SuÌˆd=Dakota) 1890-1899, 1895-07-25

Der sab ,Toioia Iadrihitn' btaiHHt init
iisIsr 9Nmmr. Bon btm psrfOiisnsn Sabre
f6HHsn MIR niat pitI Guits Iastn. msnis'
titnS nitt In NHan,itnu 'DiRiidi. 1is Ssbls
srHtt pom pOriesu Sabre Ins wis elm Clip tag.
tdelih aui uns. Gudustn mir aud siHsu
SrObm pSIitiihtn Sitg i'm I0taItn StIet,
kifltm iid bic .RGHuhtsn- ou6 tTps ben
trlbhm ausfditH obsH als bas--mii elmer
AASnabmt - uubrtitstiis. Obwobl Sos iausr
n Stuiids Slau i'm Siaais. be Srfriseisuus
biepoH par unb bIsibi pTsiitst SuTh ben
ifwuru Csdtditssans.
Tod, rtritR mir eas tribe SiIS ,ur Strts,
btiiur I3siim brshsn an, su Stdat III init
sinu i'm Tut6iauitt suttn Gruts stitsutt
nEO mir wOutn nit ueusm Tutbs, uRttrfdsi
psn BEN BOblwousn 10 pirlu esiu, meter
bGusu bsisu an BEN srosta gaerit bu Tr
baltuna Ter RuiitTipraht, Der SetittuRs
bss Tuiiatbums. 6u S6rbsuna pabrtr
9oI,sirsibtit, Der auitldrHus iibsT politiidt
uub pSlisPutbiSaiiIidt Srastu une bss pa
iriOt,'hn auibauts uuirtS ia6usH abUptip
Siadits.
lin ubtT Si,isr auisabs pOais esrsht wsr
ben ,u iSRHsu miiisn pir uus pOH Sr SuuI
Der Siuan,uOtb bsirsitn; mir t6nnsu ss.
ptnu i,er Der abonusnttu. ptItt uiht ttpo
blob ihr Sas psrlOiisHt. tntiauIsbart rabr.
iOnesrn iaon itit Iwsi bic iiiSi
SatTeR i'm .shdhanss fHh. itius
Naihi ibut Eas suparin mir MN pOn
ben aIumsiiisR SuitIbsu; Ia UTriuislisH
6duSu wIrS psittr GtSuIs sTus stpdbri
wsrbtH. absr mir bSmaitH auSoriidIih oah
Wir tBt bic ToasCtlOn IN CaNs isVtn uRS
uidt tbtr ruben wsresu - unO maze
a. tu Der b6hhsu ~srIhtsinhaHi $500 bis bic
autSuh6ass sssliaH iHS.
Ssnisristn abounuIsu, ptIds uus IN
Otm usrloNruu griiunssidbrs 10 trsu uHo
bhItcib ,ur Sriis taHOtu, iprtdstu pIT bier
nit unisn btTilidtu Cant aus.
SuÌˆd Dakota Nachrichten. (Mitchell, SuÌˆd=Dakota) 1890-1899, 1895-07-25
Carl &manntI ahsnf. !.

Der BuHotsrnih, frlhsre 8unotspra
iioeHi Saeni, Der berpprraoenee ihrpsi'
seriih, Staaismann, III ON Is. b W
uah idpsrtl 2eiben ben @srlebnnesH
erlsaer, ipslds er lo1aes SnpUr boourd
erlitt, eab bel einer ausiahri. bic el
unferrnbm, bic gisIee burhstnsru mt
CT aus benz @ussn psi6lsusert wuros
Gr bass aubsr mebreren dubtren Der.
Iesuugn am aspie cine iHHert S6doel'
perIssins 10 ipis cine Dsbirnsrihhiit,
runs eiiiten. aarl emanuel SAend
mar in Sabre 1925 in Bern stb0ren
CT mar nriprhHslih far ben eeiiilihsu
Stano beitimmt, aab oieie Mbfht je'
bod Iritsr in Dolss itiHer iOrti&ritt'
lidsn anfGtsn aui unb tam bale In ben
Rui. ensr Der thAtisitsn Siebner ieinsi
1aierlinbes ~ ieiu. CT mar jHeril
RiisIth unb bann prdiiosni oes Bun.
oesrails IN Bern, na&bsm ey bon 1852
bic 1853 itiHen 9anton I'm Staaisrait
psrirttn baite, beiIsn gire.g,rdFbsni q
TN Jasre 1868 mar. Sm iolaenbeu
Sabre uurot CT jEm Dnnbesraib unh
baHH fit 1865 ipisberboli sum Hnnoss.
prdFbetrH eeipibli. Or erireutt iif
iODObl infelss IeiHer eininGen 2sbens.
oeippbTbeiisn, ais and insbsioHbere In.
iOlse b.r Tl6iisitit ietner slbminiiira'
iipn in ollen streiien bss g,plses cine,
gang Experimentation BeIisbt5sit.
SuÌˆd Dakota Nachrichten. (Mitchell, SuÌˆd=Dakota) 1890-1899, 1895-07-25

"Nsf wNe1NN I~@AaNg MNe0 ItNs ~
Tsuiide iebti, bab etr Ttuiide TONNES
usub uHe iommen mirb." llsbsyhaupl
ertsani 9esras BEN TsHtiheu bic ,ipili
iatVriihs R,ili0H in Rablano aauS nHe
poQ Su Die Abneisuus bes Ruiien ss.
aen ben Tentihen ertldIt er ais cine
Art natiUualen SosiaItsmus Ter Tsut.
i6e tuiiis and in Oisism 9anss. eas upu
Der yio,ur onrhaus nicat 10 psrdahldi.
iipt isi. ipis es ben aHihsin babe. SiIis.
aEsasn Su ifaiisn uno iih siuen gepbl.
iinuo 30 srhuosn. @ieleiht iti au6
bic 5artt Der Ruiisu, ppn ben Tsui,
iheu sutuniionaliiirt Sn iperoeu, Gin
@rHHe osrabHeisuns ssssn oisis. Sisr.
an iniyil Der Autpr perichisoeue. icbr
pddsuos Beiipisle, nm oarjulessH, bnb
bic srUBe Nails Der ruiiihen 2anobs.
poIieruHa ltiuen lluterihiso jwtihen
5rnHSoisu nnb Tsutiaen maht, ia ei'
usn iClheH nidti sinmaI tsuut. 7nraus
gebi oliU berupr, oa6 be Ruiien nidt
ben Geuiihsn iusesu isiusr 9lntiOnali'
tat. iOnosrH nls IIdser Der esinmmisn
eurUpdiIheu 9ipiIiintiOn baiisn uno odb
bic drnnJsisu in bisisn Sab nit einbt,
srifieu iino. Tas @leits gilt hbrissus
aun iiir eas gtrbdltuis Der POlen ~
ben Ruiisn. Die gcIsu poIIeu iid
n,ht ben NesIOWiten aiiimiIirtn, iusil
iie linen nid)t psrssiisn i6nueu, oa6 iis
ibrs Blids aui bic psitlinoiide aultur
uHe uiht aui bic ruiiiibe serif,tst boI'
ten.
lie SHeenirnss tcrabrt 9earas uur
lebr iInbiia. Ghus cs berausJuiaeen,
last CT bob mtrisu. oab bic Suotn BEN
enuoe uOibwsnbis fuo uno Oab ibrs in
Rublauo briOuoeIs ihari hsruOrtreisn'
ben 5sbIer ben Ruiisu islbh AMT qaii
eslsgi iperoen muiisu. 8s uerihisbe'
men gelssenhtiteu permns or inum isiHs
Gutrhiiuns SurIdIuhaIten, ipeun or bic
aeiltIlOie 0arie Der Beamteu ibueu &C.
sendter bemsyit. ioJ. y. bel siusr au'
oieHS bel esm @puperutur bon Cociia,
Der cIusH inussn blinSsH Ssraslttsu, 0a
oisier isine sanIlpir auaEn aui ihu
ridisi, beitis aniabri uno binaasptricn
last. Obne nui be herJjerbreheHotn Gii'
ten isiHsr aRutisr su ahisn.
3pliden 9etsrsbura Hno Berlin Sieht
Der Ssriaiier iOIseHosH geraltih: /:
.ahultllts Stdott. pis Berlin uno ge.
iersbura, ibHHen ani ibre .2dnecr einsH
bsbsHienesR GiHhub Gnshbeu, peit iis.
p0n ieinsn 1raeiiionsn einsecnai, iih
poritEilbaite ReueruHeeH itneIIsr 10
niiimllireu permbssH. Sueeien fam
oisis raihs AiiimiIiruns nabtbslIisr
5olaeu babeu. an BSTlin iino oieit
oHrt bic @ilsnslrdit ees bsRithsnSSl,
tss abasihw6dt; IN Petersburg ooss.
gen treteu fe iaari hsrpor, oa bic ila'
pIidleR Waturen iuobl HnhSnabmeH, aber
iidb uitt seiitis auSrpaheu peritsben.
Retersbure. oas iuesen ieiHer aeographi'
id1en Sage uHb isiner @eifidie feis in
uumiitelb0rer Bsrhbrune ~ ben 9sut'
iten aeitanben bat. Sangs ihnen Jpeiisl'
los iebr uieI; aber aHosrerieiis N "a
baourh in be Gage ssiommsn. bsnts ialt
ale irtnibs Stoot Ru6lanos sa sriAsi'
men," Wlit eisiem Gttnt ipeIlsu mir
auiereAusjhse aus BEN ithr bsmeriens'
lueriben unb iHtsrsiianien Serie ihlIs'
6eu.
SuÌˆd Dakota Nachrichten. (Mitchell, SuÌˆd=Dakota) 1890-1899, 1895-07-25

rh sslsr hlsisr arifuns wssssn h4 iran A. rfatfxn
~ n al lt,,s xss,,n l {.ti1. 4. fsrss
inf Nan8 Ne,nuhlnnf "a tit fiNsat lltf n 1fiikl<R
xrnfrsAnit bglannis pehiint naS Mnlaut srfottut
mfn un1 NTH ttrlN eui t9a rlai nn1 tk ttIHuiefN
cberN14n ~ tpftms lataf4 " Ufnrtines hx1
&gneftsli fEE5unb aRt tfm F4fieAfen nrait Hftsnts
kafnF IN itftB NHit tIlfs Et UtsfEitamu tetkn -
eel Hntfanta - itSsH rdkfstiisu. kat 81 atHskett
Nshafs NfftaNuna lnx iiisn fan aNbtlitn. tRu a. a.
fmrirsn rftittit f1ki UuA fluf tifs esq Arnenikn
fBnsmrn Man akft'awl
Gksnts&eA. Hslsss. &.
Hutsnis zen sum ssssktssfn. psfs IT, "a
SuÌˆd Dakota Nachrichten. (Mitchell, SuÌˆd=Dakota) 1890-1899, 1895-07-25
NrntfanSii1iifn.

a
@aibingtpn, Is. Snli. llsber
bic stseHpdrtieen GruisausFftsn in
europa limb BEN aderbaubepariemeRt
pom islusn SpsSialossHiru ipIsenoe BE-
ri6ie susesdnseu.
9robbritauuieR Der
SaatsHitanb III i'm alssmrinsn pUrireif.
LID; Hur i'm miitlersu uno ilblihen
Tbells GnsIoHo's ipiro ibsr Tarrt se'
flaet. On eiHiasn Counties III bic 6as
fer uno @eriit.Gnte ruinirt unb and
Der @eiSsH perigriht bort ipeuis. Der
ssnsrtras ~ uUH gutter EuSlitdt, abr
Hidbt ousTsiAeuo.
Jrautreih @eisen Iteht
iAlett un0 peripriht tauM cine geitieis
srHte; Der ausiaIl i'm geralsih Snm
Suriabrs ohrite 10000. 900 S&efftl
crreiaeu. Ia duh oas arsai ptrrins
seTt III, 10 tuirp bic oiesidhrles @eiseHs
srHts ben tiuhsimiIaen Stoari nidt
etdsu. Saisr uHb Rpsssn lGfsu sineH
Tnrhlhnufseriraa erIporten.
TtutihIaHb- - Den osiaiuirs
ten SeriftCH oes iniisrl,4su itatiitti6en
Gmis Suiplae, lpsroeu GeiJeH, @erite,
Safsr uno ben mshI ais cine 1urd'
iHnittsernis eraeben. ROsssH ooeeoeE
bIsibt um IS BE 30 RroSeni uHter benz
RitttIsrtras. Der quite StanS Der Saa.
ten TN Nai bat ourd Gubalisnee Sirre
i'm SuRi icb psrihlshisTt.
Ceferrei6 6'u garH- LIN.
ter Der Ginwiriuus oes shnliiasu Sum-
rusttsrs babeu iit bic Saaten osrartia
srhoIt, oab aui stHs cute gitiitlsrnte se.
ychusi ucresn bari. On unadru III Der
@eiJsuiinno SuTlfssbIisbsu une Der
Grtras oiirite TN gereIsih Szm Yors
iabre um 100000 bis 100000
Sdefisl eeriustr ausiallsn.
blano - Cine Tside Grnte,
beiOuosIs In ben iRoliaen 7iltriiien,
III IN Gushht. Ter @siSsuhanb IN
be0sLisao RttF esat~ GRrdlthafl:s $40
audi Rosssn itsbt btiier, OILS IN benlens
ten erriEis SabreH. Sm aasemeineu
rptro sinl oas 3urdihuiitsmob weit
Rbsrieiaenbt @etreioeerHte eTpoYtci.
Spanieu. - dnhalienoer Reasn
uno lleberihpsmmuusen babtu i'm De-
sinn oss RpHnts SuHi BIC SoaiitIoer
beiddeist, bod iiHe iest ausFhisu oui
cine Miiielernte porbanpen.
Stalieu. YlaH Teduet mit
GsiulBbtit ani siRsn 9RTtihHitissrtraa.
RUrprafrita. SH Mleier
uno 2uHis n Der grnte bsrsiis bstnbst;
hs iberiisist bas Tur6ihHittsmab.
Der @eVsneriraa ipiro aui 80, ,000, 600
shsiisl berthnsi.
Die ausIihteu aui cine quite Cblerns
ie tn ben Der. Siatien lanten nidt mtbr
10 shnitis. Der 3niton6 Der aepieI
bat ficb srbtblid usri4Is4ert, beISH6trs
IN ben Neu, ,Guslnnos Giaatsn, ionic
Nsw DOri. gtuuiplSania. Ridiean,
@iscpuiin uno RiuHtiOtn.
SH WliiiOuri uno ben anerenlenDeR
StaaisH betrdet he gerihie1ierHna
ttiua Rrcsent uno an Der HaeiIicthite
8 bic IL BroSeat. Spdiir1hs unb 1hrs
70 tIaeen bic oaupti6ule oaran.
utbtr ben Stano ber 1friithernis
lieesH uHahnliise ReIouHsen Dor. Sur
in SDsi etaaten III Der PreSsntlat SIN
bUber uno Siuor: Georgia log Hnh
Connecticut "a. Reu Seriep III ppH IS
auf 20 iuradseeoHeen. Sn gireinia
III ebenIolls cine abHabme pon Is Rrrs
gent IA oerjsihHer; oie AnsIttfn In
California BADEN iih nm IL Hrcjsut
perlhlimmert unb am iHlehteiitn iisbs
bic RfrfaerHte i'm Giaats Dbio, NO
man Har aEf eiuen Rrpjentiak BON ~
rthnet.
Tie Trauben babeH burd Spatirplt
beieneers In ben nbrbliden unb mitiles
rtn @eb;ein fart seliisen.
SuÌˆd Dakota Nachrichten. (Mitchell, SuÌˆd=Dakota) 1890-1899, 1895-07-25

len bic Diitriets Rnbp EaIin, Wepasa
@ald, Yprtlano. anr q grssi Hnb Gar.
ben Gitp nno als iOssnaunis eiibsrs
camps sslten @altHo, Carbonate, Cali
bpsa uno Gpoiane. (Spridt mon bier
uoH -Silber' Hno gvlo' Camps, 70 N
oamii MIR seio,t, bob oas Ora bsrt
mehr Silber nne bier mtbr gUlo ents
hdli. Tns nebenbei.)
SuÌˆd Dakota Nachrichten. (Mitchell, SuÌˆd=Dakota) 1890-1899, 1895-07-25

1ic eprUpdiits 6iuwlnosruns IN
oieits saHe ~ ihOn 10 uieliadl aui Tau
ten uRo itiusn @ieosripruh itittns Ser
ameriicHiheu 3an0iitsH ssitUbsn, ban
Rondtm uOH SHtsrsiis istn Oarils, 81
sriabrel, tuis elns Der beosutsnoiteu Der
ioulihtsiten aus Der ReuoIutionsSeii
iibsr oi,Isu 9anit oahis. Bon Petrit
Ssnrp, benz isuridsu uuo thbuenylsouer.
Der nit ben gspritu: .Btbi mir Die
Srsibeii peer ben Isb!- am s. 9uHi
l776 ben eritsn aunUb ~ Der ON 4.
Suli oeielbeu Sabrss triOIstsu unab'
hinsisisiis' Grildruus Der omsriiaHi'
ihen GJlonirR poR Guglnuo aab, i.ammt
aud bic oeniIuaroiss Grmobnaus
..Grmnhist bic emigration 9dost Die
Jamilrnpdtrr, bic 6anowerisr, bic @t'
idbiitsleuie Der alteR @elt Gin, herlbeT.
Juiumueu, iih inter uns nisoerSulaieH
uHo alldlid ~ ptroen! Maht eisies
2ano nam NipI iir ppIitiih YsIiebmts,
Su eiuI @obnitait irieoliheu g9ettbs'
perbs uno hnnilib srmuihistsn Strt'
beus. Suo ih iass Guh: &c wire bic
9e,i fGmmen uno ihcn uniGrsA inotr
tptroet iis isbeH-luO uHitr Siaatsuer.
bano los ssipaltislie Sinatsweieu Der
@ros Yin iuiro, no uniere Sdiiis bic
Nere beiahrsn, nniers @efilos sOlosne
Grntsi Iisitrn. unier oaneel unseahnte
SuÌˆd Dakota Nachrichten. (Mitchell, SuÌˆd=Dakota) 1890-1899, 1895-07-25
, ehmmi.Riemen,

ehimmi. gliemen,
before ais bic unirissn Iinb niAt srbalt'
LID.
Q,ber. Sliemen,
brie Qiwts unt iein 9srsisanfitlas.
Glbiois DreIdmaIAiueusg sglismen
garaHtht nids 81 rsiben pcer nusein'
amber in asbtn.
BIB DfiemeE,
non bu bsiisH 0duieH seniadi.
,Hnbitf-s lRsiaII,
bausrbsit nnb erIir Eualiiit IN
osaleg's earawass Stcrs.
SuÌˆd Dakota Nachrichten. (Mitchell, SuÌˆd=Dakota) 1890-1899, 1895-07-25
C5ar b, sas Dai. Ra4n6in.)
Sriefe aus ben SIad Oils.
lGhluk nts pisrfsn Hritisa

llnb oas (bis SSmsitais gOmpans
iit nur siue Der @sislIidbai,sn, ned
Gin sGHSes Ruesl baben bic Blod 5inl
baron. @arsn uHs iins bic anbsru me.
niger tTiCIsrsib ale isus. 70 Iisst Der
@rHne ihtiIlueis nObl an BEN HsoHesI
an GrJ uno on sissnen Yliusu. mebr
cber nod on Der aOphOisirii une@elo.
Gruiutb Der llntsrHshmsr. 3n ben Rab.
Zen, be fait beiidHorS in 1pdtisisit iiH6,
SahIen bic
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1895-12-07
OUTLETS AND ONION SAUCE.
The Preparation Of . Dish That Il vsEy
Palatabl0.

PAlAtoblo.
There il An undoubted prejudice
against onions still existing in country
districts French cookery has largely
rooted out this prejudice in the cities,
and many city housewives do not At
tempt their soup or meat braizes and
stews without little Of the flavor Of
the onion. Most croquettes and minces
Of meat and other made meat dishes
require this among the many davors
Of herb and vegetable which go to
making them perfect In all these
dishes the onion is used sparingly, and
does not assert itself rs it does in
soubise sauces and onion soup, Of
onion is one of the most wholesome
and valuable vegetables we have, and
It is an ignorant prejudice that has 20
largely prohibited its use in general
cookery. For outlets with soubise
sauce egg bread crumbs and fry in
boiling fat six nice outlets Those
taken from the shoulder and neck are
juicy and inexpensive. Be careful to
trim them If they are lamb or mutton,
removing all the fat you can, especial.
ly on the outside of the chop, IS this is
the fat that often imparts q strong
flavor. To prepare the soubise or on
ion sauce boil three white onions in
water for half an hour. take them up,
throw OF the water, put them into .
mixture of half water and half milk,
and let them cook for a quarter OF an
hour longer. or until they are soft
enough to mash through q colander.
Thin this puree Of onion with little
cream sauce or white sauce; let it boil
mp once and pour it around the chops
IN. Y. Tribune.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1895-12-07

Among the interesting Developments
in the way of horseless vehicles il the
recent test in France. when aface was
arranged with a distance of seven
hundred and fifty miles The car
riages were four-seated, and could he
driven by power of any sort. There
were sixty-six vehicles in the race.
propelled by electricity, steam power
or petroleum The results were SO
satisfactory that everybo body was de-
lighted. The carriage that won the
prize of eight thousand dollars went
over the course, seven hundred and
fifty miles, in two days and ffty-three
minutes. so much enthusiasm has
this test created that q factory has
been started in this country. 1t is To-
Gated at Steinway, Long Island City,
and is expected to turn out some fne
vehicles. American roads, save in GER
tain favored localities. are not yet
good enough to make this vehicle .
great success, but the good roads CORR
mission is at work in earnest, ard
there is no doubt but that this objec-
tion will soon be removed When by
means of a little switch board and IN
easily y-adjusted battery we can start
out on journey of thousand miles,
making the distance in three or four
days, up hill and down dale, there Will
be something more in life to be thank
full for.--N. Y. Ledger.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1895-12-07

shocked. less at the dreadful news thai
1t the sudden realization of the fact
that now she must die as she had 90
often dreaded, with only casual sor.
row to bless her memory, and the hope.
less look, SO strange in death and 50
noticeable when she lay in her coffin,
settled slowly over her face.
Next day her husband died, and she
followed him closely-so closely that
the people who paid the last honors to
him found it almost impossible to do
the same for her, and she was buried
as she had lived and died. rs she had
been born even-the second fiddle.
But once, just once, and once only,
during the course of her life she had
been hrst, and this was how it hap
pened:
She had lived as child in small
country town where religious dissipa-
tion was the only kind Of pleasure tol
Grated; the kind Of place where q
camp-meeting is = diversion, and q
temperance revival (barren Of converts
save stray strangers) . wild exhilara
tion; the kind of place where tho Bible
forms the subject of ordinary conver-
sations, and whore every baby, not tc
mention every man, woman and child
in the village limits. can quote Scrip
ture and do battle with texts.
Upon one occasion the Sunday school
superintendent, wishing to still further
promote this habit, offered . prize tc
the child who could in q given time
learn the greatest number OF Bible
verses. The Second Fiddle. just then
displaced from her accustomed niche
in the household and her mothers
heart by = newer arrival and addition
to the family list OF children, took for
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1895-12-07

dollars, and as seals become scarcer II
It becomes more valuable. All At
tempts to catch black foxes have
proved failures, As they are SO scarce
Natives are hired to live on the island
and watch the foxes The latter arc
trapped in certain seasons. killed and
skinned. The carcasses are valueless.
as the Indians, who will eat almost
anything. will not touch the fox meat
The number has been multiplied from
twenty cubs to about five hundred
foxes, and they have been trapped
every season since they were large
enough to be of value. Mr.. Wardman
sold his interest to Byron Andrews, OF
Washington. The company is in q fair
way to make large fortunes from fox
farming. g.-Pittsburgh Commercisl-Ga-
zette.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1895-12-07
Stub Ends Of Thought.

The superlative egotist is the indi-
vidual who finds fault with everything
except himself.
Prosperity is one Of the things we
don't think we have until we lose il
A man never thinks but once that .
woman's temper isn't loaded
A,patient forxets how glad he was to
see the doctor, when the doctor comes
around with . bill, after he is well.
No man is . romantic haro to . mar
ried woman
A man cant take . woman's word
for anything-he must take . dozen or
more.
A man who will borrow and not pay
Is too great a coward to steal
If mans head were broken every
time his promises were broken he
would be in hospital most of the year.
Mentally only. man Is the superior
eaamal-Dstsett ytss Press
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1895-12-07
I i.cHIcHoo MAN sQUELcHEp.
Suppression Of Nuisanco In the Smoking
Room OF an Ocean 1iaor.

Room OF nm Ocean Linsr.
1t was in the smoking room OF
transatlantic liner bound for New
York. A Chicago musician. well
known in his native city and the west.
was of the number. The smoking
room was crowded, for it wss blowing
great guns and the ship was pitching
badly. SO that walking was not good.
Nearly all were seasick. Probably
the worst of the lot was . New York
lawyer. who vas lying silent and suf-
fering.
Chicago's champion was loud talker
as well as a good one. He had secured
the floor very frequently that after
noon OF course, whenever possible,
he had tucked in IN argument for
Chicago's greatness The hearers BE-
came snrfeited. 1t was Che-caw-ger,
Che-caw-ger, Che-caw-ger. Finally
eastern politeness was exhausted, and
no one answered his last sally. At this
he seemed to suddenly become aware
that he had overdone the job, and, IS
if to cover his retreat, he sought shell
ter by abruptly changing his subjecs
of conversation and inquiring:
II wonder what land we will see
first?"
At this the seasick New York law
yer. who had been silently and for .
long time taking it all in from . far
corner, raised his head and slowly
growled:
If Chicae , is half as big ~ shs
thinks she is we shall see Chicago
first"
The effort was vociferously applaud
ed. 1t brought down theeship. and
was an extinguisher for the westerner,
who was not heard to mention Chi
cago again during the rest Of the trip.
N. Y. Sun.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1895-12-07
nl,bsr.l New Zealand oovers.ens.


The minister for labor last year
brought In q bill to restrict immigra-
tion. No emigrant was to enter New
Zealand unless he had twenty pounds
in money, married men thirty pounds,
with ten pounds for each child. Tour
ists were only to be allowed passes for
six months, with possible extension
for another six monthA Before any
one landed Z strict medical examina-
tion was to be enforced. similar to that
for an army recruit Invalids who
might wish to come to New Zealand
on account of their lungs were to be
most rigidly excluded. Captains Of
ships were to be held responsible for
tho wealth, health. and previous his
tory Of every person they brought to
New Zealand. 1t was also proposed
that III any person, tourist or emil
grant should within one year apply
for aid to any public institution. the
owner of the ship from which such
person landed shall forthwith take
him to the port whence he came. and
shall pay to the emigration Office the
cost of mis- maintenance which has
been borne by any public institution.
and any expenses incurred by the
general government" For certain
breaches Of the act the vessel itself ID
liable to be seized and condemned - =
forfeit to the state.-Nineteenth Cen
tury.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1895-12-07
P,TH AND POINT.

-Nell-"What was Mrs Nswlywed's
maiden name?" Belle-.'Her maiden
aim was to get married. ."-Philsdel-
phia Record.
-He-ssI wonder what she meant by
telling me she could never marry
man" She-"Perhaps she said 1t to
encourage you.
-Mother-"Fannie.w what is the caPi-
tai OF Connecticut?" Fannie severely
~ don't know. told you we finish
ed geography last term."-BrookIyu
Eagle.
"A Big Success.-"Did you make =
hit with that red tennis blazer OF
yours down on the farm?" did I? 1t
struck the bulls eye the first time |
wore t."-Indianapolis Journal.
bobby" where il dream
land?' Mammal don't know. my
son. Why do you ask?" Bobby
dreamed last night had bicycle.
want to go and get it" - Harper's
Bazaar.
Papa, where are the most dia-
monds found?" asked Willie. '1n some
body else's hand when they arc
trumps." growled papa, who'd been
having hard luck at whist-Harper's
Bazar.
What makes men of mature years
wear so sad an expression? 'Proba-
bly, they are so mortified to think they
have forgotten all they thought they
knew when they left school.
Transcript.
-"Good-by, old slowr shouted the
bicycle; you are not in my class"
ANYWAY" retorted the cart horse, Il
am not as awkward as you are.
don't fall down standing still.
cinnati Tribune.
-Client-"You have saved my es-
tate How can ever recompense you?"
Lawyer-'I am disposed to make 1t
easy for you, with several payments,
you know. am willing to take tho
estate as the first payment" Detroit
Tribune.
The Game is OFT have been
looking for you all the evening" he
said as he approached her in the con-
servatory; Il want you to be my part
ner-" This is so sudden" she
gasped. at whist" he concluded.
and now there is a coldness between
them.-Detroit Free press
Ten Times One is Ten--''No, he's
no better" said a woman, when the
doctor came to visit her husband
"You told me to give him as much OF
the powder as would lie ON . 10-cent
piece hadn't 10, but gave him ~
much as would go on 10 ones. and he's
worse, if anything."-Household.
king Oscar Of Sweden once passed
through little town. which was fes-
lively decorated for the occasion.
Among the rest. huge Transparency.
affixed to n gloomy looking edifice, at
tracted his attention. 1t bore the in
scription, "Welcome to Your AajestyT
in gigantic letters What building is
that?" the king inquired THAT is the
county prison. your majesty" replied
one of the aldermen. The king laughed,
and was heard to observe: Isn't that
carrying hospitality = little too farr-
TitrRitx