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Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
The Laughing Jackass.

A remarkable bird of the kingfsher
species is the Laughing jackass," OF
Australia, by which name it is known
liar utterances. A very good idea OF
this feathered wonder is given by an
old bushman, the late Henry Wheel
wright.
About an hour before sunrise" says
Mr.. Wheelright, "the bushman is
awakened by the most discordant
sounds, as IL a troop Of fiends were
shouting. whooping, and laughing
around him in one wild chorus; this is
the morning song of the laughing jack
ass, warning his feathered mates that
daybreak is at hand. At noon the same
wild laugh is heard, and as the sun
sinks into the west it again rings
through the forest. shall never for
get the first night slept in the open
bush in Australia. 1t was in the Black
forest. l awoke about daybreak, after
a confused sleep, and for some minutes
I could not remember where l was,
such were the extraordinary sounds
that greeted my ears; the fiendish
laugh of the jackass, the clear, flute
like notes of the mag-pie, the hoarse
cackle of the waffle birds, the jargon
of flocks Of leatherheads. and the
screaming of thousands Of parrots as
they dashed through the forest, all
joining in the chorus, formed one Of
the most extraordinary concerts have
ever heard, and seemed at the moment
to have got up for the purpose of well
coming the stranger to this land of
wonders on that eventful morning. l
have heard it hundreds of times since,
but never with the same feeling that I
listened 10 it then.
1.-The laughing jackass is the BUSH
mans clock, and being by no means
shy, of companionable nature, con-
slant attendant about the bush tent
and destroyer of snakes, is regarded,
like the robin at home, as sacred
bird in the Australian forests"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement an6
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable a!-I pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties Of perfect lax
alive; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
1t has given satisfaction TO millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every objectionable substance.
Syrup : Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in Soc and 81 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
His Last Rlissful Thoucht.

The organ blower of Pinklebury lay
dying: the curate was visiting him.
Would you mind, sir, asking our or
ganist to play the Dead March over
me?" asked the sick man.
Certainly will, JONES'" said the
curate.
''Thankee, sir, none O. that ERE
tweedledum Beethoven, you know, sir.
only Handel's."
I'm sure he will do it." responded
the curate.
The old man lay placidly for awhile
then exclaimed with fervor: How
thankful / be that / shan't have to
blow tor him when he plays the loud
part at the end"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
Natural History in Washington.

The time is not far off when a num-
Der of prominent personages will un-
dertake in this city that perilous trans
ltion from political hustlers to leaders
of society. The successful man who
achieves a residence in Washington as
the reward of his patriotic efforts with
the gang undergoes metamorphosis
In many cases which is strange and
complete. And these butterflies, as
they disport themselves in the draw
ing-room and the society column, are
the more brilliant and interesting for
having passed through the chrysalis
period, as the laws Of natural history
demand.-Washingto Star.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
What He Wanted.

An inquisitive 6-year-old bobbed up
on a Big Four train as brakeman,
wearing a patent-leather cap and a
ass-buttoned blue shirt, rushed
through the cars in the unceremonious
style peculiar to his class.
Say. pap. does that man own the
railroad?'
mo, sonny, he's only the brakeman"
"Why does he slam the door so
hard?"
"Maybe so that he will break some
thing"
us that the reason they call him the
brakeman"
BE still, Johnny, until We get
through the tunnel"
'I'll bet that If / had 500 I'd get a
suit like the brakeman wears"
"Then what would you do?" asked
papa, curiously.
I'D take it to Sunday school and take
up the collection. I'll bet would get
lots of money, too. because I'd scare
the people just like the conductor and
the brakeman does"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
LOW. } HIS FAIR CLIENT.
And He Paid the Penalty With His
Own Life.


And He Paid the Penalty With His
Own Life.
Lawyers are ordinarily supposed to
be cold-blooded and cautious, but Eu-
gene Care, the Paris advocate who
shot himself in consequence of do
nestle scene of exceptional vivacity.
must have been otherwise constituted.
While pleading in the divorce court the
cause of lady who was struggling to
get out of the matrimonial cage he fell
in love with her.
She was so moved to admiration by
the eloquence of her advocate that she
had hardly breathed the air of free
dom again before she married him. She
had good fortune and he had first
rate practice. They were both we'll cal
culated to shine in society by the
sprightliness and Partisan tone Of
their conversation, and they became IA
miliar and notable figures in literary
and political salons.
Nine. Cares appearance was re-
markable. She was still young, but her
hair had turned white. She looked like
youthful marquise poudree of the last
century. She received her friends twice
week, and on the afternoon of the
tragedy her salon was as full as usual.
At length she took leave Of her last
visitors. Among these was lady who
had called to see her privately. She was
greatly agitated. She was the wife of a
gentleman between whom and Maitre
Care duel had been secretly ar
ranged, and she had resolved to tell
this to Nine. Care, with the hope that
she might stop the hostile meeting.
But what is it oil about?" asked the
lawyers wife.
about me-" replied the visitor.
"Oh" Presently Nine. Carre walked
into the room where she knew her hus-
band was, and the conversation soon
became extremely animated. M. Care
was heard to say: Nothing then re-
mains but to die?"
Nothing" replied the lady as she
rushed off to her own room with the
intention of poisoning herself. This de-
sign, however, was frustrated, and the
report of pistol brought her back to
the room where she had left her hus-
band. A friend entered at the same
time.
Nj. Care was still standing, al
though the blood was pouring from
bullet wound in the temple. AS he fell
upon the ground his wife screamed, Il
forgive YOU, / love you!' Then before
her intention was realized she seized
the revolver and fired bullet into her
own head She fell lifeless, whereas her
husband fingered an hour or two.
One thought is in every mind with
respect to this terrible drama Of do
nestle life. 1t is expressed by the words
How Parisian!'
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
FREE FARE TO TEXAS
Go With Linderholm's Personally Con.
Quoted Excursions to Chesterville,
Texas, Over the Great Rock
Island Route.
You Will See the Finest Fruit and Farm.
ing Country In the WOrid-Now Open
H..

ing Country In the WOrlo-Now open
for Settlement.
Especial advantages are that the land
lies higher than any other similar tract al
fording superior drainage, so necessary
with rainfall in that district. Land will
cost you no more than the rent you are now
paying. Rich and productive soil; no irri-
CATION needed mild and delightful climate
LAND SELLS on SIGHT. Two towns and two
railroads on the tract; others near by.
Soil uuequalled for the production OF Corn,
Cotton. Sugar Cane, Alfalfa and every
kind Of fruit and vegetable. We have
thousands of acres of land near Houston,
Teras, in this tract 10 select from now
which will soon be taken up. This means
a home and comfortable fortune to the
reader if he will investigate. Write to US.
Send us the name of your friends who want
q home of their own. Leave the blizzards,
taxes and high rents of the north. Locate
in the choicest district of the Gulf Coast
country and you will repeat the success OF
your more prosperous neighbors.
Send for orr pamphlet. entitled Fer
tile Farm Lands" plats, maps, etc. Low
price Easy terms. Low rate excursions
constantly running. Don't you want 10 gof
When you write give our address in full,
Address SOUTHERN TEXAS COLONIAL
TON Co., John LinderhOlm, Mgr, Ito
RiaitO Bldg, Chicago.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
A FAMOUS PAPER,

The YOUTHS COMPANION has become
famous because there is hardly famous
man or woman in Great Britain or the
United States who does not contribute to
the paper each year. The writer's engaged
for 1896 promise to make the paper more
attractive than ever before.
To those who subscribe at once sending
Sl.75, the publishers make an extraordinary
offer-to send free a handsome four-page
calendar, 7xl0 in, Autographed in nine
bright colors, the retail price OF which is
so cents. The COMPANION free every week
to Jan. !, 1896, the Thanksgiving, Christmas
and New Years double numbers free, and
TIE COMPANION a full year, So weeks to
Jan. /, 1897. Address The YoUTH's Con-.
PANIoN, 100 Columbus Ave, Boston.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
PERSONALS.

Mrs. James l.. Gates, of Milwaukee,
the Mayfiower in 1920.
Nine. Adelna Patti, who was taken
suddenly i'll in Birmingham, is suffer-
ing from laryngeal catarrh.
Mrs. Maud Ballington Booth, wife of
the commander of the Salvation Army,
has started on tour OF the Pacific
coast.
Col. NJ. Lewis Clark, the racing ex-
pert, is going to South Africa to visit
his brother, Jefferson Clark, who has
made large fortune in mine specula-
ton.
Alexander 5. Williams, ex-captain
and inspector of the New York police
force, has been nominated for state
senator by the Republicans Of the
Twelfth New York district.
Mark Twain has been quite a pro-
life inventor. His first patent, taken
out in 1871, was strap for suspending
trousers. He has been assignee of quite
a number of patents, several of recent
date.
Gen. Gutierrez, governor of the state
of San Luis Potosi. Mexico, who is now
in Atlanta, is one OF the richest men
in Mexico. owning valuable farming
lands and mining concessions. He is
commander of the Mexican army.
1t is said that the pope is strongly
opposed to the proposed visit of the
King of Portugal to Rome, and tried to
dissuade the king from coming to the
Italian capital. In vatican circles it is
said that the pope will refuse to re-
ceive King Carlos, who is expected to
arrive October II.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
Farming by Irrigation.

"A recent number Of the Grand Junction
News says; IF the people who visited
Grand Valley on Peach bay could only sell
out. or In some way raise funds nn the
property where they now live. II would not
fairs so they could locate In the Grand Val.
ley. All they need Is the money to start
them this way. They would fall over one
ahother 10 get here" This Is not mere
newspaper talk. 1t Is exactly what / found
In actual experience In showing people
about. Ieph. Chas Felt, POT Boston Building.
Denver Colo,
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
A Hearty Welcome

To returning peace by day and tranquility
at night is extended by the rheumatic
patient who owes these blessings to Hos
letter Stomach BItters. Don't delay the
use of this fine anodyne for pain and puri =
iier of the blood an instant beyond the point
when the disease manifests itself. Kidney
trouble, dyspepsia, liver complaint, la
grippe and irreguiarity OF the bowels are
relieved and cured by the biiters.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
He Didn't Go.

Mr.. Citiman-A friend of mine has
invited me to accompany him on a
yachting cruise, but suppose you'll be
angry about II, az usual.
Mrs. Citiman-No. The Society Chit
chat says that mourning hats were
never SO becoming as they are this sea-
SOD.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
From Now Until Spring

Overcoats and winter wraps will be in
fashion. They can lie discarded, temper
arily, while travelling in the steam heated
trains of the Chicago, Milwaukee q St.
Paul Railway. For solid comfort. for
speed and for safety, no other line can
compare with this great railway of the
west
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
She Knew.

Doesn't Any of these little girls know
the definition OF PATIENT ! asked looking
around the Glars coaxirgly.
Il do plpea ia. I. ...,:.sel, waving her
small hand excitediy. 1t means i don't
care if do or not. I'll wait a little longer
III wait little longer"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
Where Cupid boards.

The star boarler was giving the new ar
rival same ini, nation.
six engagements have been formed In
this boarding house in less than a year"
he said
Indeed replied the newcomer, deeply
impressed. You might almost call 1t
court house" -rr ya@sg.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
A Child I:nioys

The pleasant aavo:, gentle action and
soothing effects of Syrup Of Figs, when ir
need of a laxative, and If the father OF
mother be costiye or bilious, the most
gratifying results follow its use; SO that it
is the best family remedy known, and every
family should have bottle on hand.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
A Tea-Gown.

Mr.. Wayback-Why does that Mrs.
Gotham call that pink dress T gown?
Mrs. Wayback--I'm sure l don't
know. 1t don't look half so much like
d T DIS some of her other dresses.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

The especial attention of our readers is
called to the notice in this paper, Free
Fare to Texas" 1t offers grand oppor-
tunlty to secure a home in the garden of
prosperous Texas. Read it for further in
-
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
Awkward.

She-Can you tell me who that exceed
ingly plain man was you were speaking to
just now,
He-That was my brother
She (much confused) On, beg pardon,
| had not noticed the resemblance
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
An OptiniSt.

Buckton-How do you enjoy living in
ComElutersville when the weather is so
beastly bad
Neudick -Splendidly. 1t is SO mud iy out
there just now that our cook can't get
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
In 1915.

Maude--i really believe Cholly is going
to get married.
Ester-What makes you think so?
Maude-l hear he has joined cooking
school.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
1T BEATS THEM ALL

Twenty-four Hours Chicago to Atlanta.
The popular Big Four Route has, in
connection with the Queen & Crescent
and Southern railway, established a
fast schedule between Chicago and
Atlanta, leaving Chicago IL o'clock,
noon, and arriving in Atlanta at IL
o'clock, noon, the next day. This is
by far the best and quickest time from
Chicago and the northwest to Atlanta
and the south. Send for time card,
rates, ETC., to j. c. Tucker, G Z. A..
ga Clark street. Chicago
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

The Teacher-Now, who can tell me which
travels the faster-heat or cold!
Johnny Bright promptly Heat, of
course. Anybody can catch cold.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

Fashionable young ladies in Paris, when
out on their wheels, are attended by grooms
or gOvernesses who are also on bicycleS.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

Daniel Scheeue, who, lt Is said once saw
ed the life of the old emperor of Germany
has applied to the poor authorities of Den
yer for assistance.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
Caution.

Lady of the House-You can earn your
dinner if you will chop that heap of fire.
wood.
Beggar-Um--what is the menu
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

Full information respecting the best
fruit and farm land in Riverside Co., Cal.
Address Helmet Land Co., Hemet, Cal.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

Mothers who have used Parkers Ginger Tonic
for years insist that IL bent than other medi
dnes every form OF distress and weakness yield TO t
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

lcould not get along without Piso's Cure
for Consumption. IL always cures.-MRs.
E. G. MoULTON, Needham, Mass, Oct. % '94.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

IL a man could run out of debt as easily
as he can run into it times would not be SO
hard.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

The Empress theater. London, has stage
SO large that there is space on it for 5000
people
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
NORDAU AND WAGNER.
THE FORMERS ATTACKS ON
THE COMPOSER REFUTED.
Nordau's Master, Lombroso. Takes Ex-
ception to His Wagner's
Music Is Great Creation--"Lohen-
grim" "Dic Meistersinger."

T is true that Wag-
ner was a megalo-
maniac and crazy.
From some private
letters in which he
speaks Of the King
of Bavaria as
more than broth
er, m ore t h a n
friend, more than
wife," and from
some of his queer
J.ncctt,Or nnyxync nf
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

FlTS-All Fits stopped free by DIR. Kllne's Great
Nerve Restorer. No Fits after the nrsJ days use.
Marvellous Treatise and 81 trial bottle freet)
Fit cases send to DR.. Kline, 9H Arch ST, Pnia- Pa.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

Many man would rather be n door.
keeper in the legislature than split rails is
the wllds of the country forever.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

Nails are not used in constructing Japa-
nese houses. The parts are joined by an
ingenious system of mortising.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

Goes Cough Balsam
ID the Oldest and best. IL will break up Cold quicker
than anything else. 1t is always reliable. Try IL.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

VIM. Ludlam White, of Jamaica, N. Y,
casts big shadow for q boy of fifteen
years. His weight is 262 pounds.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

Our life is neither complete nor healthful
save as it is blended with the common life
of our fellow beings.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

Guerritta the famous bull-fighter of
Spain, earns $4,000 year by his profess
sion. For each appearance in the arena he
gets 81. 200
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

"A Cup Of Parks Tea al night
moves the bowels in the morning"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

1t may be stated as business fact tina
Cupid doesn't always pay the debts b.
contracts
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

Probably the biggest rascals are those
who contend that all the rascals belong to
| nna rfU
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

Hindercorns IL % simple remedy,
but t tskss out the corns and what consolation 10
10. Makes walking pleasure. l5c, At druggists
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

"Hanson's Magic Corn 0alve."
Warranted - cure money refunded. Ask your
druggist for IL. Price Is cents.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22
How Are YOI

How Are You Going to Stop Him:
The young man who has to get up with
the sun should never sit up too late With
the daughter.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

Beauty lies within ourselves,
After all they say;
And be sure the happy heart
Makes the happy day"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

The United States has produced sine lS4S
Si,e1o, 100 in gold and sl.Us2 00o, 600 in
silver, aggregating S2,9I2, 100000.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

If the Baby Is Cutting Teeth,
Be and that old and we'll tried remedy. MRS
wINsLows SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teething.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

Half dozen men who were rolling in
wealth in the prosperous lS49 period are
now inmates OF the San Francisco poor
house.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

Many a silly woman has been able to
lead n wise man around by the nose.
There may be religion in art, but there is
no art in religion.
No virtue that is the result of fear can be
taught by example.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

MGladstone will spend the winter at Monte
Carlo.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1895-11-22

when man combines".in himself cash
aud character he is practically invincible.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-03-09
AN ANGEL.

She has just read "Trilby" and has the
courage to tell just what she thinks of it.
She goes to the opera and does not talk
while the music is going on.
She goes to the matinee and is not dis
turbed by other women's costumes.
She removes her hat at the theater as
matter Of principle, not because it is a
gaining fad"
She does not consider every man boor
who does not offer her his seat in crowd.
ed car.
She believes that the best women Of to-
day and Of days past will rank quite as
high In tho worlds history and affections
~ any looming woman"
She has q smile for the happy, SYM
pathy for the sad, hand for the helpless,
mind worth interesting. heart worth
winning.
Who is shse-New York World.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-03-09
A Square Meal.

The miner had struck 1t rich In the
west and went to New York on the invi-
tation Of several distinguished citizens,
who wanted to be polite to him. They
gave him the best In the shop, and he
tried hard to keep up with the procession.
At the end Of 80 days he slipped away
from the crowd and went into Delmonico's 9
alone. The waiter knew him and admired
his liberality and at once took him In
charge.
'Same thing As usual, sir, or will you
have broiled lobster with your cham
pagne?" he inquired with much manner.
"Thunderation, noI' exclaimed the
gentleman from the west. Bring me
corned beef and cabbage. amt had a
square meal fer q month. "-Detroit Free
Press