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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06
PERSONAL.

Mr.. jos. Jerger, Sr., came home
from Arkansas Wednesday.
Miss Maggie kunkel made a bus
ineSs trip u Evansville Tuesday.
Mrs.. Chef Thomas came to Jas
per Wcdn siay last to visit friends
and returned Saturday.
Mr.. Jacob Allies, Of Mt. Vernon,
came up last week 10 attend the
funeral Of Mrs. Amelia Allies.
Prof. Vernon returned from
Greene county sunday evening,
without that assistant.
Hon. NJ. A. Sweeney, returned
from indianapolis, lnl., Wedne--
day morning.
Mrs. Nollmer visited friends and
relatives in Huntingburg the first OF
this week.
Mr.. JAYNE representing the En-
lpire Lumber Co. was in Jasper tins
week loading several cars OF lumber
ioI eastern points.
Henry Moutoux and Geo. Gram
lelspacher went 20 kasson last week
10 attend the wedding Of Nh Mou'
toux'> sister.
Miss Grace Roger, Of Hunting
burg, spent several DAYS Of las'
week in Jasper, the guests Of MisSe'
Emma and Blanch Leming-
Miss Abbie Thomas and Mrs
Jacobs left for Evansville Wedncs-
dav. where they will stay this win
ter.
W o. Hart. representing the In
dinapolis sentinel Co.. NJ. ID. lontz
Iof W. b. Burford's; C.. +. Wagner
Of Wilson Humphreys x Co. Of 10
sansport, all looking after the coun
tv stationery contract, We're IN Jas
'lper on Wednesday.
, Mr.. T. Herbig left this week 70
la winters trip through the southeri
states. He will stop a day or tw'
at Louisville with old friends. o
whom he has many there, and wit
i some of them for company will vi
I il the Atlanta Exposition, and 'roi
there will 60 Florida to spend I'll
! winter. His many friends throug
! this county will wish him a plea-a'
visit and safe return.
al l-s Don't forget TO look at Fink's fl
display before you buy.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

The following i the spportion-
made last we k by Auditor
koerner 10 the several towns and
townships. Most Of the Trustees
drew the money on last Monday.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

Bring your broom corn To the Guckes
Hroom Factory. corner Fourth and Jack
IN streets. Jasper, Ind, and have nice
arr. brOom- made for : cents "A piece
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

DR.. J. G. Bishop, OF Agnew. Mich,
says | have used Foley's Honey and
Tar in three very sever cases Of pneu-
mCniatha pat month, with good re-
suits VI. Friedman.
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henl lngcrson. Of Hutton. Ind. savs
n md not spoken above a whisper for
months. and one bottle IT Foley'- Hon.
and Tar restored his voice. II II
.ssd very largely by speakers and sing
en-. N. Friedman,
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

II suffering with piles. it will Interest
VA N SNOW that De Wits Witch Hax
~alv.. will cure them. This medicine
specific for all complaints OF tnis
aarlrter. and il instructions which
~ simple are carried out a cure VIII
r-llt. We have tested this in numer-
~ ca~e-. and always with like results.
\ never fails. NJ. Friedman y
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|Iothing at cost ut
Eckerts' New Store.
Children crfor
Casto9la.

Minute Cough Cure j. a popular
Tor Group. safe forchildren u
Martin Friedman. y
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sa~ Deputy Sheriff kopf. Of Ev-
.aa-viIle, came to Huntingburg on
saturday nights train with a dark
ey he was taking a a convict u
Jacksonville. He took him in the
waiting room to wait for the foul
|eIcek. A. NJ, east bound train anc
EhIle there went to sleep, AMI the
tarSey convict walked out and e--
nped. $50 reward is offered fo'
him now.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

hen Baby was sick. we gave her Castoria-
she was Child. she cried for Castoria-
shs became Mis. she chung To CastoriA
In she had Children, she gavethem Castoria.
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sas-some Young fellowsfrom town
had a ace with some farmers on the
New Albany road Wednesday night
The farmers thought the boys were
after Christmas turkeys.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

enjoyed skating on the
II water ponds yesteriay-the
n tnis season.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

No excuse for sleepleSs nights when
soa ran procure One Minute Couth
,ae. Tni- will relieve all annoyanres,
rirr the most severe cough AMI give Won
~ anil health. Can YOU afford to do
Aih11t its NJ Friedman. Y
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For Kidney Troubles

there i nothing better than Chnic hil,
ney Cure. Everyone who tries y VII
agree TO this. NJ. Friedman
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

The person who disturbed the congre-
CATION last sunday by coughing = re.
que<ted to call on NJ. Friedman n GEL
a bottle Of Foley's Honey and Tar N'oc.l p
which always gives relief.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

GAs.--one workmen cuttln &
timber for Mr.. Ignatz Friedman, IN
Hall Tn. last week. were surprised
when they cut into 4 hollow IN an
oak tree. ana one of them lighting
q match against the tree Tor ms
pipe. accidentally passed il in front
Of the hollow cut, and a blaze OF
fire arose six OF eight feet, ana
burned for m hour. 1t was swami.
ga. but they thought they had
found a gas well.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

49, II people have piles. but De
u. witch Hazel >alve will cure them,
hsn urcmptly applied il cures scalds
turn- without the slightest pain.
1 ..;n Friedman. y
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

Efy-Large assortment Of boots and
shoes for winter Al Spayd's Shoe Store
Cheap.
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CHARLrs Foo. z. NJ.

Trilbv why j. il, John, that every
one il going 70 the Opera House ,oh-
fectioneryy
John-Thev have the largest ana
cheapest stock Of Toys, Dolls, Aipuih-
Xmas Cards, Celluloid Boxes, Candies
etc. In Jasper.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

|Vhy .ufer with Coughs. Colds and
-ppe when LAxAriyK RKcNo orr
wlI cure YOU In n day. Does
| prsluce the ringing in the head hike
hate II Quinine. Put up IN tablets
y.nient for taking. Guaranteed TO
or money refunded. Price, y cts
.ale hy r. Il. Brannock- l2-om-
he Minute Cough Cure i rightly
M. Ii affords instant relief from
kenng when afflicted with a severe
| IN IN cold. II acts on the throat
| rrhial tubes. anil lungs and never
\ 10 give immediate relief. Martin
|ciman-
Rubber boots, Arrtics Alaska'
4! CroIuet over~hoes for gents. ladies
and girls. best quality AT l. >payi
r. store NJ
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

The wife of Mr.. -. Robinson, a promi-
n.u; Irmberman. OF Hartwick, \. a.,
was sick with rheumatism for I'VE
month4 In speaking Of il. Mr.. Robin
son saws; Chamberlain'- Pain Balm y
the only thing that gave her any ~
from pain. For the relief OF pam can.
not he beat" Many very bah Eases oi
Rheumatism have been cured ny H.; ryi
sale at 80 cents per bottle by ~ friea-
man.
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Highest Of all in Leavenng Power-Latest US. Govt Report
RskGs
ABSOLUTELY PURE
Dee. n. I~ts-y.
List OF Letters.

Remaining unclaimed in the Post
Office al Jasper, Ind, Dec. ?, 1893.
NBauer, John; Bauer, William
Gasser. Louis; Loehme, Edwars /;
Rose. G. r. Surin, Frank; Wilson,
Pink.
When calling for above letters
please say advertised, giving date
Of list.
Guam - Fec - Nj
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DEAras.-Mr. +. W. katicrhen-
nv. for many years a prominent rlti-
zen of Huntinghurg. died last "a,
urdav. of lung disease. lie hau
been sick a long time.
Mr.. F.Jos. DIasn. a Justice 81 tne
Peace OF Huniingburg. died on
Tuesday night. He was Formerly
a soldier in 90. ID. lSt Regt Indians
cav. and was an ardent member q
q. A. r., and a number 81 the ve'.
Grams from Jasper attendel hIS Jun
eral. which wa conducted ~ thf
a. II
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

This commodious hotel has been thorough
overhauled. and refitted new throughout,
and il now open for public entertainment.
fhe table will always be found well supplied,
and prices will be reasonable.
A good stable for armer horses, and
heap feed.
A good bar, well supplied with the choicest
liquors and cigars, and polite attention al.
ways. Give me "A call.
Dee. 70, '92-y PHuLIP kAhTNGW.
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sns-Thc remains Of Mr. smith
Robinson. father-in-law Of Mr.. Wm.
NJ. Harris. Of Porter~ville, and
whose death occurred at the latter
house last week. were buried al
Huntingburg last Friday.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

|Wifa-Here- an account III A man who
In himself rather than suffer the pangs
indigestion. Husband The fool.
Inv didn't he take DE LUZ.
IrIy Ri-ers9 used To suffer a bad
/ he iii before I commenced taking
lie little pills. NJ. Freedman y
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

r1s-Jasper Veneer and Panel Co.
shipped a car OF veneering this week
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

sgrHeating stoves nj Lorey x >turms
lan Three Dollars and mp Come ana
y them before YOU buy. III
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

Coughing irritates the delicate organs
mi the disease. Instead 81
waiting. Try One Minute Cough 'ufe.
II helps nj once. making e~Npe'tora'' "
Easy. and reduces the soreness ahi ~
damlmation. Every one likes y. Mar
TN Friedman
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

Losr Mr.. Henry Melchoir lost
a new glove in Jasper Wednesday
he would like the finder 70
leave at his brothers store
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

l-s Don't forget to look at Fink's fine
IXmas display before YOU buy
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

,~s-The largest assortment of Cooklnl
and Heating stoves in Jasper At the low
est prices Al Lorey x >turm :. -
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

Edwin r. Wheeler and Martha
Chandler.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

No cure. no pay. that l. the way FOR
tors An,iSeptic Healing Oil il sold ior
Harhed Wire Cuts. Burns. >cratc hes,
Cracked Heel. saddle Calls, Old Sores
and all kinds Of inilamatlons on man q
beast. Price - cents. For sale ~ y.
Il. Brannock. Druggist. ION
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ArcrpExTs.-Mr. ANDY kress
Ill the middle finger on his LETT
End badly Iacerated on a cutting
(achine at the planning mill Tues.
lv. DR.. Brannock -ewed and
Iund il up. anil with care the fin-
n will be saved.
4 new baggageman IN the X X.
~ the md of a thumb cut on while
Eupling ears near the depot 81
tuesday.
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en-Five cars Of stock lett Jasper
station Tuesday morning.
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Declined With Thanks.

INtAI .V.+-.l w = IIfN- VIZ
I,-n.r CORPORATION s--1.6s.
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py-Mr. Z. Poe Of Marcngc wa
in town this week and shipped ont
six car loads Of lumber.
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DeWitt's Little Early Risers for hi
I~iouSness. Indigestion, constipation
small pill, a fromptcure- Martin fred
man.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-12-06

PREAcHiNG.-Rev. j. !. Gregor,
will preach in the NJ. f. Church
next Sunday night.
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Mrs. Lizzie Schnarr and children
spent sunday at Mr.. Henry Bret
denbaugh's.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-16
Too Rcndy 40 Condemn.

About the middle. of April, at the Metho-
dist conference at Salem. Mass, the Rev
Dr. Lansing accused the President of in
temperance. A storm of protest was
raised: dozens of the most prominent and
influential men In the country, of both
parties, arose to deny, from their personal
knowledge, that there was any truth in
the charge. The preacher was finally
forced to make a retraction and apology.
1t seems that that case should have been
a warning to those preachers who are APP
parently more anxious to stir up a sensa-
ton than they are to be always correct in
their utterances But it seems that 1t did
not. A preacher at Wilmington, Del,
named Hulburd, in the course of an ad-
dress a few days ago, said that the Presi-
dent had gone fishing the Sunday before.
A newspaper at Dover telegraphed to Pri-
vate Secretary Thurder and asked If the
preachers statement was true, and re-
ceived this reply: IF the Rev. DR. Hulburd
said that the President fished on Sunday,
he told an absolute falsehood." When con-
fronted with this statement, the preacher
SdAu NiAab hc SON MS ihAOi HldliOu from a
newspaper dispatch. 1t is true that one
violent republican newspaper opponent of
the President printed such a dispatch, but
its source was enough to cast suspicion
upon it, and other and reliable papers
printed an authoritative denial of the story
on the same day and on the day following.
These, however, the preacher did not see,
I
his purpose that he could make a point in
| his address against the President, and he
was willing to risk his reputation for fair
ness and justice upon a doubtful dispatch
in partisan newspaper.
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Not n Mater of News.

The feelings Of those two managing
editors give one an idea OF how the pub
fisher OF a German paper in st. LOUIS
once felt. said a correspondent repre-
senting a paper In that town. as the crowd
OF new sgatherers filed out into the night
10 take the last car home, according 70
the Washington Post.
There had been a big fire directly on
pOsite the Office OF his paper the night
before \ magnificent building was de
stroyed with all its contents. The streets
IN the vicinity were filled with people.
who so checked the thoroughfares as TO
almost prevent the firemen working It
was the event Of the season In a news
sense and the papers were naturally filed
with telling the whole story. The pub
Usher OF the paper in question on reach
ing his Office the next morning looked
over the papers of his contemporaries
lrst and then, lighting fresh cigar, tilted
back in his chair, took up his own paper
10 read what he felt sure would be the
best report OF all. To his amazcment there
was not line concerning the ire IN his
paper. When he sufficiently realized the
fact that no mention had been made u
the conf5agratiOn he dashed Up stairs TO
his city editor and bursting into the room
exclaimed:
Why in - didn't we have story Of
the fre?"
The city editor, who was a German
without a great deal of experience in this
country, looked up calmly mad replied
vat vas de uze of brintin anything
ABOUT IT. Everybody in town vas dere to
see de whole ting for hisself'
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Let speculation Alone.

The downfall of Albert Moore of New
York, an account of whose forgeries and
arrest was published in our dispatches,
ought to be a warning to young men to
shun speculation. Moore was an empioye
of Inman, Swami & Co. for
fourteen years, and very eff
iicient and highly priced en-
ploye he was. He was dismissed by that
firm because it was discovered that he
was specializing in cotton. He quickly
obtained employment with a silk manu-
featuring company and was given a re-
sponsible position. He continued his spec
ulations, lost large sums of money, forged
the names of well known men.
thinking to recover his losses.
wrecked the manufacturing company with
which he was connected and now he is in
jail. His career is ended-ended in dis
grace.
Had he let speculation alone he might
have earned besides a living, modest
competence. and retained the respect Of his
frinds and acquaintance. But he wanted
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personal.

Mr. William Woodville Rockhill, third
assistant secretary of state, has been des-
lgnated by the state department to rep
resent the United States at the interna-
meet IN London in the latter part OF
July. Mr.. Rockhill is a distinguished
traveller and scientist, and his penetra-
ton of the uneXplored country OF Thibet
has placed him in the front rank of those
devoted to geographical exploration.
In the recent death of Martin Roeder,
BOSTON mas lost ono Of her best mus
clans. lie was born in Berlin in 1851, and
at an early age became a pupil of Joa-
chin. From lS73-S0 he lived in Milan, and
was the editor of the Gazette Musicale,
as well as a chorus master in one of her
duction of Wagner's "Rienzi" in Venice
In 1889 he was appointed professor in the
Royal Academy at Berlin, and in 1892 ac-
oepted a position in the New England
conservatory OF Music in Boston.
John l.. Thornycroft, naval expert.
way TO secure inVisibility in a torpedo
boat destroyer was TO paint the vessels
in irregular patches OF color, as there
would be much greater difficulty in max
ing out their form at a distance. Tine
effect of this patchwork close at hand
would. however, be anything but slightly.
queen Victoria has sent her grandson
by marriage, the young car, a cask OF
Scotch whisky from her private stock,
with an especial recommendation advising
its use as a remedy for rheumatism
Nicholas Is a sufferer from rheumatism,
and as her majesty has had an unpleas-
ant experience with this malady herself,
II is to be presumed that she speaks by
the card in indorsing Scotch whisky as
an antidote. The cask sent to the car
is part of a special lot distilled for the
queen and the member of her family. II
is birthday present to his majesty.
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The Presidents proclamation warning
filibusters against making use of the ports
of this country for carrying on war against
Spain in Cuba and the departure of the
United States cruiser Raleigh for the coast
of Florida to prevent armed forces from
leaving the ports of that state to assist
the Cuban insurgents, show that 1t is tho
purpose of our government to comply fully
with its obligations to a friendly power.
While it is undoubtedly true that the great
majority of the people of this country SYM
pathize with the insurgents and would
gladly assist them in throwing off the
Spanish yoke, our government is not going
to permit this sympathy to interfere with
rigid enforcement of the neutrality laws.
The President, as appears from his procla-
nation, does not intend to wink at VIC
lations of these laws. He knows what his
duty is in this matter and there is no doubt
that he will do Il faithfully.
The Raleigh cannot of course guard the
whole coast of Florida, though her pres
ence in Florida waters will have the eff
feet of dampening the ardor of those Gu
bans in Florida who would like a chance
to assist the insurgents.
If the insurgents hold out and continue
to grow in strength they may demand the
rights of belligerents. Should they do so
and should their request be granted they
would have a concession that would be of
the greatest benefit to them. Still, they
must make a better showing than they
have yet of their ability to maintain their
position against the power of Spain.
The fact is quite generally recognized that
this uprising in Cuba is much more inn
portant than any that has preceded it, and
1t is quite generally admitted that it has
a much greater promise of success.
The effort of Lopez to put an end to the
domination of Spain in Cuba in 1851 was
virtually an American flibusterlng expedi-
tion, consequently the better class of citi-
| zens held aloof from it,
The revolution of 1868 was handicapped
by the fear that the slaves, if they should
be set free. would become hostile 10 the
white people. Furthermore, at that time.
there were comparatively few Cubans in
/ this country. Now there are great many.
and they are willing and able to help their
/ countrymen by providing the means for
/ purchasing guns and ammunition.
| 1t is apparent therefore, that the pres
ent uprising has the advantage of much
more favorable conditions than previous
/ ones had. The negroes are free and are
/ in sympathy with the white insurgents.
/ Many of the most influential Cubans are
| opposing Spain and the thousands of Gu
/ bans in this country are contributing lib
/ orally TO the insurgent cause.
1 On the other hand the power of Spain is
! steadily declining. She is still a great ma
/ ton, but her ability to conduct war Wig
/ orously and on a large scale is not what
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Smart Dog.

Il suppose you remember my dog. Dago-
bert?' asked the man with the ginger
beard, according 10 the Cincinnati Fri
bune
Can't say as I do" said the grocer.
though l remember hearin' you say you
had such a dog"
well, one time ] lost him. I waited
about four days, 'lowin' prob'ly he was
away on some of his own business. Then
L advertises in the county paper, and what
DO you think, but the dog comes in home
as cool as you please the day after 1 put
IN the advertisement"
wasted your money, eh?" said the man
from Potato Creek.
Il thought that away myself" said the
man with the ginger beard, It'll j heered
the straight OF il. You see, me and the
dog had mad little fallin' out, an l saiG
in mis- presence that l didn't care much ef
l lost him. Mex day he was gone /
found out afterward he had gone to one
OF the neighbors an he made hisself use
ful chasin hawgs an KILN rats so the,-
let him stay. But they tells me that every
mormn Dagobert he would get the paper
an look over the lost column, an as
soon as put that there notice III ne gave
one bark an started fer home as fast a.,
he could leg it. Second time he had a
quarrel, though, the lost dog business
dldn work worth a cent"
so il was just a coincidence the first
Creek.
Nav. The next time l had to put in
one OF them there come home and all will
be forgiven personals"
The man from Potato Creek looked sad
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Rhyme of the Ancient PopuIi~t

John Kendrick Bangs in Harper's Weekly
Ii was an ancient Populist.
His beard was long and gray
And punctuated by his fist
He had his little say;
This is the age of gold" he said,
CoI Lis sfe gold S for butter, gold for bread,
Gold for all things meath the sun.
Then with a smile
He shook his head,
Just wait awhile,''
He slyly said
When we get in and run the state.
Wen tackle gold, We'll legislate,
Well pass an act
And make a fact
By which these gold bugs will be
Whacked
Till they're as cold
AS is their gold
We're going to make a statute law by
which twill be decreed
That standards are abolished for a
standard favors greed.
This is the country of the free and fraa
this land shall be
AS soon as we, the people. have our
And he who has to pay a bill
Can pay in whater suits his will.
The tailor? Let him take coats
And pay his notes;
OR of perchance
He's long on pants,
Let trousers be
His 5. d.
The baker? Let his landlord take
his rent in cake.
Ut anythlng the man can bake
And If a plumber wants a crumb
lie may unto the baker come
And plumb.
a Joker needing hats or cloaks
Can go and pay for them with Jokes.
And so on; what a fellows got
Shau pay for things that he has not.
II beggars rags We're cash, you'd see
No longer any beggary;
In short, there'd be no poverty''
splendid scheme quoth I; but
stay!
NNhot
'Ha -ha ho-hor' he loudly roared
Wen leave that problem 10 the Lord.
ANA II He fails to keep us straight
once more we'll have TO legislate.
And so create
Confounding greed,
As much of credit as we need"