The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-03-14
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND DO
INGS HERE AND THERE.
Jokes and Jokelets hat Are SUPPOSE
to Have Been Recently Born-Sayinge
and Doings that Are Odd. Curious and
Laughable-The Weeks Humor.
Let Us All Laugh.

Let Us All Laugh.
SheA"Papa is saying that you stay
too long when you call on me-" He
"All right, I will not come so early after
this."--Indianapolis Journal.
"And, papa, what did grandfather dc
for his country" Nothing whatever
my son. He was a member of Con.
gress!'-Atlanta Constitution.
He-"Oh, you may talk, but You
would have been mad enough had J
married anybody else" She-"Yes,
anybody l cared anything about
Boston Transcript.
Mr.. ACKNOWLEDGEMENT is the latest at
the opera?' Miss Wagner-"For the
last three nights it has been young
Mrs. Felix in her latest Partisan gown"
New York Ledger.
Our statesmen now, the truth to tell,
In deeds of muscle oft excel;
While our approach to fame must be
Through long debate and repartee.
Washington Star.
Cant you manage to get up ONE
thing new to attract people here?' Il
have it. Well advertise that Trilby
will not be among the living pictures"
Chicago Inter Ocean.
She-"Why, this is only thirty-two
inches, and you advertise it as a yard
wide. Three feet make a yard" Gal
liant salesman-"Not such feet as yours
lady."-Boston Transcript.
Let the country still be merry
And raise a hopeful tune;
For a freeze in February
Means a rosy peach in June!
Atlanta Constitution.
Traveller (nquiring at famous castlet
Can l see the antiquities to-dayT
S~ervant-"I am afraid not, ST. My
lady and her daughter have gone to
town.'-Household Words.
There's a good deal thS- IS swell
about Cholly Cadkins," sale n girl.
Yes replied the other; sthe only
trouble is that most of it hds gone to
his observation-disclosures Star.
He loves to steal an hO~r away
And give himself Il treat
Ol auln up Oh SuuStrOkcS
And sufferings from heat.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
Il saw De Castro. the magician. make,
a $40 gold piece disappear in three
minutes" That's nothing. You
ought to see my wife with Il $40 bill at
a church bazar."-Atlanta Journal.
"Oh, Georgie!' Laura, dearest, I'm
So" 'Aspp where you are, George,
I'm ever S8Eglad to see you, of course,
but | just rWh not have my sleeve
rumpled!'-Los Angeles Times.
Of all sad words Of wife or cook
These probably are worst,
To man with slender pocket-bOok:
1.-The water pipes have BURST
Kansas City Journal.
81 do not like big women" said til"
needless gentleman sitting next to
unusually tall lady at dinner, and tn
seeing his blunder, he added, "At le, :
when they are young."-Tid-Bits
II say, Doctor, tell me what the 1i.-
ference between the grip and Il colo
really is" DR.. Pillem lin a confiden-
tial tone)-The doctors fees. People
don't call a physician for Il cold. -Buf,
falo Courier.
In the spring the young mans fancy
Turns to love and tender sOnnetS,
But the maiden mcditates on
Wrap and dress and new spring bon.
nets.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
"My wife," complained Mr.. y. Peck,
in an outburst of confidence. keeps
me in hot water all the time" And all
the other passengers in the car looked
at him in shivering envy.-Indianap-
oils Journal.
Little sister-Any new studies this
term? Little NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
whats that?" Its learnin' how to
read Il thing so it will sound as if o
was at the other end of Il drainpipe."
Good News.
Mr.. Bjones-Don't you think Johnny
is getting too big to be Il messenger
boy? Mrs. Bjones-No; I'd rather keep
him there, because there is N danger
of his getting into fast company
Philadelphia Record.
"Why does Bliggins always insist on
his wife being present when he makes
a political speech "Hum-I guess it's
the only time he enjoys the satisfac-
ton of having her do the liStening."-
Washington Star.
o, don't you remember sweet Alice,
Ben Bolt:
Sweet Alice, with hair so brown?