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Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26
Small Fry swindlers.

Some Of the meanest Of these are they who seek
to trade upon and make capital out Of the repu-
tation of the greatest OF American tonics Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters, by initiating its outward
guise. Reputable druggists, however, will never
foist upon you genuine spurious limitations OF or
substitute for this sovereign remedy for malaria,
Rheumatism, dyspepsia, constipation, liver COM
plant and nervousness. Demand, and II the
dealer be honest, you will get the genuine article.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Shells it well, do you think, to tell
the truth about your triendsP
Yes-but wait till they're gonN
Truth.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Mrs. Brown-I'm sorry the jelly was
so spoilt that I couldn't give you any.
I hate to throw anything away.
Il thought you'd friend who was
sick.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26
Highest of all in Leavenng POweLates US Govt Report
RE!A!!!! R Rskae&F:
ABSOLUTELY PURE

1t is hard to know when man is 60
ing to marry, but with woman you
can tell by the company she keeps.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Someone has said, "The people like
tyrants." Maybe that is why the
people get married.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26
THE WOMAN'S WORLD.
GOSSIP ABOUT MATTERS OF INTER-
EST TO FAIR READERS.

The Athletic Side Of WOman's BiCyc-
llng-LateBt Fashion in Letter
Writing-stylish Autumn Coats
The Baby Alarm-HOuBehild Hints.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

FlTR-AllFlt stopped free by DIR. X lines Great
Nerve Reatorer. No Fits after the first days uAas
Marvellous cures Treatise and 81 trial bottle freetS
Fit cases send TO Dr.. Kline.9Sl Arch StI PhllnSES
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

First City Boy-What's that cow got
a bell on for, wonder?
Second Ditto-l suppose it's to tell
the bicycler to look out.-Puck.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

The Rev. Primrose-Even the dumb
animals teach us a lesson.
Merritt-Yes. 1 ventured too near
a mule the other day. He taught me
q lesson I'll never forget.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Hegeman's CamphOr Ice with Glyoerine.
Cures Chapped Hands and Face, Tender or Sore FeeA
ChilblRlnS, Piles, &C. G. G. Clark Co., New HGven, ca
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Don't kick if you find frog in your
milk. Frogs are cheap at eight cents
a quart.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Advertisements of Faber's pencils
should be set up loaded.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

am entirely cured of hemorrhago o.
lungs by Piso's Cure for Consumption
LOUISA LINDAMAN, Bethany, Mo. Jan. 8, '94
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

It is but step from companionship
to slavery when one associates with
vice.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

A man does wrong for the same rea-
son that wolves steal sheep.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

we will give 500 reward for any case OF
catarrh that can not be cured with Halls
Catarrh Cure Taken internally.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, o.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

II Troubled with Sore Eyes
Jackson's Indian Eye Salve win positively
cure them. 25c at all drug stores.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

An after dinner speech-Waiter,
bring me the toothpicks.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Well regulated love is six of one aud
half dozen of the other.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Wit is the god of moments, but gen.
ius is the god of ages
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Here is a skirt holder for women
bicyclist, reproduced from the Phila-
delphia Times. 1t seems to be well
adanted to the PURPOSE.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

The sum of the whole is this: Walk
and be happy; walk and be healthy.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

A fool and his money are soon part
ed, for the general good of mankind.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

More water glideth by the mill than
wots the miller of.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

II is better to wear clean dress of
homespun, than purple robe filled
with smallpox.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

A bushful young man, like corn,
turns white when he pops.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Some young people who marry in
haste have to hustle SO for living
that they have no leisure in which to
repent.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

God is as much against a giant as he
is against anybody else, when the
giant is in the wrong place.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

"Ranson'g Magic Corn HalVO."
Warranted to cure or money refunded. Ask yOu
druggist for It. Price 10 eants.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Some men stop talking nice in church
about the time their wives begin to
clean house.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Matrimony is hard teacher, but
some people will learn under.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

sis marriage a fsilure?"
mo, not as a m cans of grace"
"Er-what?"
at leads to repentance. Truth.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Nothing can make US absolutely
fearles under all circumstances, except
knowing that God is with us.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26
Points about oysters-blue points.

Most people eat to fill, but the den
fist fills to eat
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

When the stomach is satisfied, the
food is bitter.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

A joint canvass-That which covers
ham.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

No matter what appearances may be
the way God chooses for us is always
the best.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Still water runs deep; but still
whiskey is generally clear out OF sight.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Cora-You must be crazy to think Of
marrying poet.
Laura-But you must remember
Howard is not common poet. He
writes advertising poetry.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Never propose to girl with hectic
flush. She might go into decline.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

While white signifies purity, 4
doesn't apply to milk.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

A room hung with pictures is room
hung with thoughts.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

PHILOSOPHY teaches man not only
how to live, but best of all how to die.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Every mother sh o uld always have at hand
bottle Of Parker's Ginger Tonic. Nothing else so
good for pain, weakness, colds and sleeplessness
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

The devil agrees with the moderate
drinker who says he can drink or let it
alone.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Ballet dancers never require dress
rehearsal.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Nickelby-That's strange pair OF
scales you have there. suppose they
are of the Ambuscade kind.
Grocer-Ambuscade? What is that?
Nlckelby-Why, they lie in weight,
as it were.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

MAARRARA Corrugated Iron, Standing Seam
WhNHlhHMuS Steel and Felt Roofing, Metal
lMHuuuN HAWN1 Shingles, Steel Imitation Brick
aa~Sa "HS~ and Stone, Building Paper, etc.
Tho Kansas City Metal Roofing and COrugatng Company,
46 Delaware st., Kansas City, Mo.
nlTcNTS eaRh ouIeEiyssudfo for 400 Inventions w.s'
HAI6NIO tsd" Edgar TAts Company 40 Broadway Me
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

At first child wants the moon.
little later he wants the earth.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Cold and distant-The North Pole.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Physician-And you have felt this
way for several daysP H'ml Let me
see your tongue.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Nobody knows how weak a blow he
can strike until he tries 1t.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Brown-Hello, Jonesl How's your
wife2
Jones "a little deaf)-Very buster
ing and disagreeable this morning.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Now 10 tho time to cure your COrns
with HindercOrns. It takes them out perfect
gives comfort to the feet Ask your druggist for It, 15c
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

$50 the insolent fellow refused to
pay his rent"
"He did not say so in words but he in
timated it."
"How SOP"
"He kicked me down stairs"
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Laziness is patience gone to seed.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

This holder is invisible and mny be
worn with perfect comfort, when ell
Their riding or walking. 1t keeps the
skirt down and out of the way at the
same time, and gives the wearer a
feeling of security that adds great
deal to her peace Of mind.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Cora-Are you sure Blanche hates
her so?
Miss Snyder-Yes; they are always
kissing.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Child-Do you think we will have q
thunderstorm tonight
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Patient-It's no use, doctor; no
tongue can tell how 1 suffer.-Boston
Transcript.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Child-Then 1 needn't bother saying
my prayers. I'm only afraid of thun-
der.-Truth.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Solomon:-"What's the matter with
your thermometer 1t seems to be out
Of order"
Hiram:-"No, It's all right. It's a
Masonic thermometer 30 degrees is as
high as It can go."-Unlnown.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26

Enthusiastic Mason, who thinks he
detected a sign:-"Are you a Master
Mason?"
Irish Lord:-"Phat the divil do yez
take me fer-do 1 look like mendicantP
No, sOr splumber."
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-09-26
al NAN skIrt Holder.

Inely woven and reversible, there
The herald., 1895-10-02
VIII Be Debated Tonight at
Hazards Pavilion
BY TWO POPULAR ORATORS
Free Coinage at Sixteen to One Versus
Gold Standard
Thomas v. Gator Arrived in the City Yester-
dsy-John P. Irish VIII Arrive Today.
Brief Interview

The money question Will receive an
airing tonight at Hazards pavilion. the
method to be employed being the debate.
The two participants are we'll known.
able and fully competent to present their
views clearly. John P. irish speaks for
she single gold standard and Thomas V.
Gator for the free coinage of silver. Mr..
Irish will arrive from the north today at
2 o'clock. Mr.. Gator arrived in the city
yesterday. In talk with the last mem
toned gentleman last night lit was
learned that joint discussion had been
arranged to take place in nine different
cities The first one took place in San
francisco. the second in Santa Rosa. The
debate which will take place tonight at
the pavilion will be the third. The others
in the order named, will take place at
San Diego Fresno, Sacramento. Marys-
Vile. Oakland and San Jose. Mr. Gator
sald in part:
s'Mr. Irish is fair and lust debater
and handles his side OF the ques-
sion we'll. These debates are coming ct a
time when there is no political cam paign
The herald., 1895-10-02

going on IN the estate. but believe them
to be timely and pertinent. inasmuch as
they will aid in the campaign of educa-
ton. The money question is one OF the
utmost importance and it grows in i'm
portance with progress and civilization.
Our money supply is small, our debts
are large; it LOOKS like an inverted pyra.
mid. Ropes of safety ARE holding the
thing in position, but ropes break. 1t
cannot last forever. A radical change
must be soon brought about to avoid dis
aster.
When there are large volumes of money
the people are com paratively free
from debt, comm cree fiourishes and hands
are employed, while IN times of contrac-
ton of the currency there is panic, debt
and disaster. The law is universal that,
all things being equal, the prices of
products, the wages of labor and the
prices of property will rise or fall in pro.
portion as the circulating medium in
creses or diminishes.
In my opinion there Will be no free
silver bill passed at the next assem- bling
of congress. The lower house, as it IS
now constituted, is not committed to free
silver coinage and the president is unai-
terably opposed to it. There will. how
ever, be a strong effort made to settle the
financial question. The retirement of le-
gal tender notes NAV pass the lower
house and from there go to the senate,
where free silver rider may be added
and in that condition 60 back to the
lower house again.
The herald., 1895-10-02

AZ years. resident of Oceanside to
Laura X. Griswold, native of Missouri,
aged % years and resident of Los An
geles.
A. w. Mcpherson, native of Califor-
MIA, aged "a years, a resident OF Santa
Monica. to Mamie Monahan, native OF
California, aged Is years and native OF
Downey.
jeremiah Murphy, native of Ireland,
aged 40 years, to Mary Driscoll, also
native OF Ireland, both being residents
OF this city.
Ulysses G. Schsffer, native Of Ohio.
aged 81 years and a resident of Los An
geles, to Rillie F. Grady, native of Cal.
ifornia. aged % years and resident OF
San Francisco.
Henry Ahlers. native of Germany
aged "a years. to Lizine Storch, also a
native of Germany, aged 80 years. both
residents of this city.
The herald., 1895-10-02

The Alpine division of the Mount Lowe
railway IS now open from Echo mountain
to Mount Lowe springs. among the fra
grant ana shady pines, covering the
grandest OF all mountain, canyon and val
ley scenery. This section is mile Ion
ger than tile entire Mount Washington
railway, with fares at only one-third the
cost. Weekly or monthly guests at Echo
Mountain house will receive rebate of
all Mount Lowe railway fares. Rates as
low as any other like accommod ations.
See Mount Lowe railway time table, this
paper.
The herald., 1895-10-02
A MILD CASE
scafIetlna on North Hill Street Causes


scafIetlna, on North Hill Street Causes
Useless Scare
A mild case of scarle tina was reported
to the health Office as being located at
223 North Hill street n few days ago. AS
is the rule. the superintendent of educa-
ton was notified, and he in turn in
formed Principal Gates Of the Santee
street school of the facts. There was 10
occasion for any alarm upon the subject,
but a scare has nevertheless arisen am ong
the children of the Santee street school
building, and as result the attendance
at The school has fallen off alarminglv.
The infected house has been quarantined
and there Is absolutely no danger at all
that the disease will spread.
The herald., 1895-10-02
REDUCING THE FORCE

Transfers and Park Laborers Are Tempo-
rariIy Dropped
The board of park commissioners yes.
terday decided to temporarily retire four
teen employees of the park department
from active service, also laying off per-
manently two men. The force will be
again increased ds soon as the work war
rants. OF the men laid off three are team
sters and the balance are laborers.
The herald., 1895-10-02

National Association of Comm issioners
and Inspectors of Buildings will be held
at Baltimore, Nd, on October 18th.
Mayor RAIDER has been requested to send
on q representative from this city. Su-
perintendent Charles Strange is. however.
too deeply engrossed in work to go east
MT this ri mo
The herald., 1895-10-02
Grand Millinery OpenIng

The ladies of Los Angeles, Pasadena
and vicinity will be happy to know that
Miss Jordan has just returned from New
York with handsome assortm emit of i'm
Ported millinery. Opening will take place
October 10th ana 18th, 31S South Spring
street. No cards.
The herald., 1895-10-02
Santa Barbara-ventura Excursion

Monday, October 18th. Round trip from
Los Angeles $3.50, from other points as
far east as Banning So. Tickets good
returning until Novem Der 18th. Stop
overs at Ventura. Trains leave Los An
geles g. 0:3o asil., 2 pm. Special from
Pasadena $3.50 q. m. Southern Pacific
co
The herald., 1895-10-02
Balance Claimed for Building the Outfal

Balance Claimed for Building the OutfaII
Sewer
The suit OF the J. NJ. Griffith company
against the city comes up for trial in the
superior court TO-DAY. The action is the
result of the building OF the outfall sewer
and the plaintiff claims from the city
something like $l1, 900. balance for the
construction of the work. City Attorney
Dunn will personally try the case and
will contest every inch of the ground.
The herald., 1895-10-02

Don't forget Miss Jordan's millinery
opening, October 10th and 18th.
The herald., 1895-10-02

Or. Prices Cream Baking Powder
Worlds Fair Highest Award
The herald., 1895-10-02
ANGELES HERALD: WEDNESDAY

Lumber company. The brick masons
have, after repeated trials of other lime,
pronounced this to be the superior of all
others. There are 5000 barrels in the con-
Segment.
The herald., 1895-10-02

The wall paper dealer of the city is Eek
from, 324 South Spring street
The herald., 1895-10-02
A Cargo Of Lime

Fifty carloads of lime from Roche nar-
Dor, Puge. Sound, arrived in the city
yesterday, consigned to thesLos Angeles
The herald., 1895-10-02

See change of time table Terminal rail-
The herald., 1895-10-02

Eekstrom does the wall paper business oithe
city. He has large stock. good taste and cor
rect prices.
The herald., 1895-10-02
rIarriage Licenses

Harriage Licenses
The following marriage - licenses were
issued yesterday:
Charles 2. Peek, native OF Ohio, aged
The herald., 1895-10-02
BIG MONEY WANTED

We are never so happy as when engraving or
printing wedding cards. Let US show you what
we can do. II. NJ. Lee & Bro, lao N. Spling IT.
The herald., 1895-10-02
Races at Ventura

Races at Ventura
October 9Th to 18th. Special round
trip rates. Still lower ratss on Santa Bar
bara excursion of 18th. Southern Pacific
CO
The herald., 1895-10-02
Overland Route via the Northern Pacific
Railroad

After winter spent in Southern California
nothing is more desirable for the tourist than
to return east via the Shasta route and North
ern Pacific railroad. The Yellowstoa &c Park
and Dining Car line. All trains vestibuled.
Tourist cars elegantly upholstered. Scenery
unsurpassed. Weather cool and delis htfuf.
Send cents in stamps for illustrated book,
Sketches in Wonderland For information
communicate with John Clark 229 S. Spring
st.. Los Angeles, or I. X. Stateler, Gen'l Agt :,
638 Market ST., San Francisco.
The herald., 1895-10-02

Agency for Pabst Beer
Agency for Pabst beer Pacific Bottling
Works. cor. Fifth and Wolfskill SITS.
The Anaconda standard., 1895-11-27

gay youth with only his money to
stand on is a creature who not only
has no place In our republic but can
not gain any. He also declared that
the American girl is peerless crea-
ture and the most perfect of brides on
her wedding day. 1t was voted that
the president looked very well indeed,
and seems to have lost his unsightly
superabundance of flesh. He appeared
10 be In the happiest of moods, and
very evidently enjoyed the occasion
immensely. He congratulate the groom
heartily. and declared he was one of
the luckiest fellows in the world. And
the political situation is no clearer.
FORD AND HIS NOVEL VIEWS.
The head of James L. Ford, the
chryselephantine and millionaire hu-
morist. has not been turned by the
success of his latest book. Bohemia
Invaded" although in the case OF a
less modest man II surely would be.
Mr.. Ford has returned from his cruise
in the Mediterranean brighter and bet
ter than ever in his Herculean way.
GIe was decorated by the khedive with
The Anaconda standard., 1895-11-27

the order of the Crescent and Thu.
literary prize In Egypt Mr.. Ford at
tributes his success as a humorist to
the novel theory which he propounded
in London a year ago and which the
Prince of Wales laughed at so heart
lily. This theory is based upon the
curious fact first noticed by Mr.. Ford,
that man has long believed himself
alone in being endowed with sense
of humor. But latterly a sense of hui
NOR has been detected in animals, and
Mr.. Ford argues that as man is made
in the image of his maker. IL follows
that the deity must have a sense OF
humor, too. This divine humor Is, OF
course, Infinitely more sublime than
ANYTHING we Door mortals have any
conception of. Mr.. Ford explains the
phenomenon OF the universe by con-
tending that II Is all a piece OF humor
on the part of the Creator who made
the earth and moon and the stars as a
sort of heavenly Joke. Hence the pre-
valence of the comic element through
out the cosmos.
Mr.. Ford is at work on still another
book.
SCHEME OF POLICE FEDERATION
Thomas Byrnes will be back I'm New
York very shortly. but In the mean
time II may be taken for granted that
the attempt to connect him with a
gambling establishment run under his
protection when he was In the police
department will fail miserably. Byrnes
has now on his hands one Of the great
est police schemes ever heard of. II
IS planned principally in the interest
Of bankers all over the world. who
are now very much at the mercy OF
designing people everywhere. The