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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-02-21
Resolutions Of Coincidence

By ..s.-.
the "Ungdomsforeling" Of the Nor
Wegian Lutheran church,.
WHEREAS, God in his. infinite Wis
dom hns seemed fit to deprive us OF
Il beloved member, Mr.. Oscar S.
Dahl, and
WHEREAS, we deeply sympathize
with The mother and brothers and
sisters Of the deceased in their sad
and unexpected affiiction,
RESOLVED. that we. members OF the
.UngtlomsforeniRg,' OF the Norweg-
ian Lutheran church Of Warren, do
tender them our NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.,
and be. it moreover
RESOLVED, that these resolutions
he forwarded tllem.and a copy of.the
same printed in the Warren papers.
| .All things that are on earth shall wholly
pass away.
| Except ths Love Of God which shall live and
last for aye
| Warren, Mimi, Feb. 10Th, 1895.
10. a. FoRDE, Us. HILLEBoE,
Secretary. President.
s. y %
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WHAT FRUITS TO PLANT
IN MINNESOTA!

. +. M - Z u 81 z 90 b !
The Fruit List for 1895. adopted
by tile Minnesota State Horticulture
Society, giving latest information
as to the kinds OF fruit safe to plant
in our state, n folder describing the
objects and methods Of the society
and !, copy OF their monthly publica-
ton, 'Ihe Minnesota Horticnltur-
ist will be sent FREE to any one send
ing the postage, one cent. Address,
A. w. LATHAM,
Sec'y Minn. State Hor-
ticulture Society,
2O7 Kasota Block,
Minneapolis, Minn.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-02-21

= Warren has 6urtailors, allneed-
me to make n living. but notwith-
sttuding that, q travelling man
rom Il Minneapolis house is around
TO- day taking orders for tailormade
clothing. and we are informed,
succeeded in taking several
orders, 1t Is a very poor
way to build up the town and
its industries, to send work away to
other cities, that can as well be done
here. And the Warren tailors would
have lonc the work just as well and
Just as cheaply, if they had been Civ
en- q chnnce. Next, some smooth
tongued individual will come around
and solicit orders for job work, that
ought to be given to the home Off
ces, and we doubt not but that they
will get many orders. Such doings
will ruin a town.
John Main returned home yes
terday morning from Chicago, where
he has been undergoing treatment
for malignant case OF cancer, by
Dr.. Pingree, a famous specialist in
such diseases. His friends will be
gln6 to learn that he is now com
pIetely cured OF the disease, every
vcstlge of cancer, root and branch,
being removed from the system.
"The ,Pingree Cure" for cancer has
certainly done wonders in the case OF
Mr.. Main, and the treatment, we are
told, has been successful with hum
'lreds similarly afflicted. Dan Main,
who accompanied his father, return
ed home, also.
The "Deacon" was played at
the Opera House last Thursday eve
ming, by home talent, for the benefit
of the Methodist and Presbyterian
churches. ''Bi" Chaplin ilnpersonat-
ed the s.Deacnn, who is fond OF lem
Onade with a stick in it,lin an atlmi-
rable manner, and he managed to
get glorionsly drunk. to the great
amusement OF the audience. Pete,
the colored servant, by C. F. Slee,
was a source Of continuous merri-
ment by his outbursts OF darkey wit.
r. S. George acted the part OF the
rool-headed, sclleming villain with
great credit. Susie Easton, as the
villains deserted wife, played her
part in manner worthy OF the la
tality OF the event. "Nellie" Wyant,
fhe little child, carried the audience
right with her by her unassumed
natnralness. Billy, the Deacon's
boy, fresh from the country, stupid
ami always laundering, was rapre.
sented with great success by Luther
Furs., The rest of the actors, we
cannot mention Them all, acquitted
themse 'v"s in a Hterjtorions manner.
The play ;.benMlel in lu.litrons
scenes throughout, as well as those
bordering on the tragic. Excellent
music was furnished before he com
mencement and between acts The
people have expressed themselves 81
well Pleased with the performance
that the company have decided to
present the pl,,yat Argyle on Friday
evening of neXt week, and possibly
ut other p|nces later on We enter
tain no doubts of their success.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-02-21

The Robertson Lumber Co., are III
creasing their stock largely aud ill-
tend to carry the most extensive as
sortmentof building material ofall
kinds ever seen in Warren. Call on
J. p. Easton, and learn prices which
have been reduced 50 to 81 per NJ.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-02-21

We want everybody remember
that we are selling furniture cheap
/ mi at cost these days to make
I. Dom for Il new stock which we have
ordered Now is the time tn get big
! argnins in furniture from us. Don't
forget the place.
II. I. GOLDEN & Co.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-02-21

In dull times a trade is a good
thing to fnll back upon. | will do
watch repairing, goldsmithina, and
engraving promptly and satisfacto
riIy. B.ing your work to me,
r. III. HOLM.
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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1895-02-21

Any collections or leSnl
business placed in II.
Gripdelnnd's hands will
.eceiUe attention.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-26
bright BITS.

-Teacher-This is 1895. Now if your Sis
ter said she was born in 1873, how old
should you say she is?
Johnny-Twenty-eigh
Teacher-But how could that be?
Johnny-Thats what always puzzled
me.-Boston Transcript
Now, sir" said the professor Of med
lclne, you may tell me to what class
OF maladtes insomnia belongs"
Nv hy-er-" replied the indolent youth,
ITS a contagious disease"
never heard it so described. Where
did you learn of this?"
From experience. Whenever my
neighbours dog can't sleep, I'm just as
wakeful as he Is. "-Washington Star.
The Fiddle Bug hddled and the June Bug
sung,
And the Beetle beat the time;
The Tree Toad Joined the tree-o then,
And they played an air sublime.
The Lark was out for skyiarK, too,
And the Horn Bug. blew his. horn;
The Locust sang, and Katy Did.
And the June Footette was BORN.
Business.-"What is this?" said the
manager to the dramatic author; You
don't mean to say that you are going
to have the villain frozen to death in the
Yes, that's one of the financial posi-
bilittes of the piece In each town we
strike Wen get the name of the suburb
that's being doomed, and for a considera-
tiCS insert that as the scene of the frost"
V ashington Star.
First Shopper-Why, Mrs. Tatting!
What a stranger you are! Looking for
bargains. l suppose. By the way, speak
ing of shopping, how mean II is for Mrs.
Hamburg, when she goes into a store to
talk about her elegant establishment as
if she intended to make the shop girls
discontinued with their lot.
Second Shopper know 1t.
First Shopper never talk that way
always take particular pains to say to
the saleswomen that l should think they
would die being shut up in a close store
all day, especially when 1t is such lovely
weather outside. think it must make
them feel ever so much better, and I'm
sure 1t does me no end of good.-Boston
Transcript.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-26

A few days ago the Morning News called
attention 10 the fact that CON- a paper
published in Chicago by Mr.. Harvey. the
author OF COINS Financial School," had
suspended. The Times-Herald OF that
city. in commenting on the suspension Of
the paper, says that it died after "a brief
and htful struggle to persuade honest peo-
pie TO pay something for being told that a
dollar worth 80 cents was worth just as
much as a dollar worth 100 cents" The
Times-Herald further says:
The coroner was not called IN, as It
was quite apparent that the hydrocepha-
lous infant had persisted Of constitutional
inability TO tell the truth. The early death
OF Coin is not matter for either Won
der or lamentation. Its poor parents.
Coin senior. being the father and the
Inter Ocean the nurse. doubtless wonder
what 1t was begun for now that it so soon
is done for. Interment took place quietly.
There were no flowers"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-26
A story OF sIavery nav.

Some queer things used TO happen in
the old slave days In Missouri. said Repre-
sentative John Tarsney to a Washington
Star writer. just before he started for Eu-
rope The condition OF the slave was
never very burdensome one in Missouri.
The farm country and the snearness of the
Iowa line prevented anything like those
plantation cruelties Of which we sometimes
read In fact. l should judge that some
as their masters.
In illustration might tell a queer story,
when had Its scene IN independence, Mis-
souri,. Old Banker Sawyer OF Indepen-
dence carried or. the same SAWYER Bank
which exists to-day away hack in the fif-
ueS' Mhen Independence, as the eastern
end OF the Santa Fe trail, was the great
Quitting point for those daring and mis-
guided people who meditated a fight
across the plains. Among other chattels
OF Banker Sawyer was a big black negro
named Dustun. DUSTIN was a great me-
chanic, and had vast fame all over the
~eSteIh country as the maker Of that
scnooner- Sawyer had, besides his bank
q wagon shop at Independence. And his
negro, Dustun, ran the wagon shop. The
vaigg Shop did a good trade, and Sawyer
saio 70 Dustun one day:
You make lot of money working
overtime, Dqstun- Why don't you buy and
own yourself? Why do you continue in
dollars down in my bank now
And II was true. Dustun had laid up
quite a little store of money, and the
the bank Of his master is of itself illus
CratlNe or the lax condition of the institu-
ton in Missouri g 'What'u YOU take for
me@ asked Dustun.
Seeing it's you, said Sawyer. I'll sell
out cheap If you want to buy yourself
5000. -
DUSTIN bought himself, paid $500 down
ana took the rest of himself on credit
sawyer made out his freedom papers and
Dustun made a mortgage on himself to
sawyer for the 81 600 Then he went to
IN Two years more he bought his wife and
lutle girl Then he began to make money
BUT ne hadn't proceeded far nor laid up
much ahead when one night fire started
ana the next morning found Dustun's
wagon SHOP In ashes. Shop, tools, stock
as whistle, and with the forethought of
MS race, DUSTIN had no insurance
II was plain, hard, bitter case of be-
gan again with DUSTIN. He thought the
situation over, and then went to his old
master, Sawyer. After ten minutes talk
sawyer lent DUSTIN 81 900, took a mortgage
on MS wire ana young one. DUSTIN rebuilt
ms shop and opened up anew. He kept
MS old trade and added to IT, 1t finally he
came very questionable to start across
the plains in anything but one of Dustun's
prairie schooners. Within a year DUSTIN
family.
Life went easy after that with the old
Dlack wagon maker. He died about ten
years ago at Independence, worth fairly
S0O0O. The daughter whom he bought
from Sawyer and then mortgaged and
cleared the title to again was for a long
time, ana IS, l believe, now, a teacher in
the colored schools at Kansas City. Old
Dustuns memory in Independence is to
inns day highly respected. "-.-.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-26
Personal.

The once famous Philip Phillips. the
pioneer of singing evangelists, is said to
ne dying OF consumption at Delaware,
Princess de Polignac, formerly Wilma
retta singer, daughter of the great sew
ing machine man, is said to be the best
amateur musician In Paris.
-The Empress Of Austria sayC she will
never wear anything but black hereafter,
and is distributing her count dresses
among her intimate friends.
James Harper of Hat Creek, Va. a
widower with seven children, and Mary
roster, widow with fourteen, have unit
cd their fortunes and families.
William Taylor Adams, known to
every boy in the country as "Oliver Op-
tic" is still at 70 a great traveller, fond
ture.
Max Avery. the tenor, whose real
name is Achenbach, speaks five Ian
guages. and in his time has been photo
gIapher, blacksmith, carpenter, electrician,
architect and soldier.
Mayor Profert of Washburn, Wis,
thinks he can stand more electricity than
any other mayor in the world. He re-
Gently took a shock of l,750 volts by acct
dent-and his dinner as usual.
Father Harmar Denny, the priest who
Is SAID 10 have converted Mrs. Ogden
Goelst to Catholicism, was originally a
protestant. He comes of the famous
Pittsburg family of Dennys, and is him
self a millionaire.
Thomas Butler, an Englishman, does
not believe Chinese" Gordon was killed
at khartoun. He thinks the hero is a
captive in the wilds of the Soudan. Butler
was companion of Gordon's in many of
his stirring adventures.
Paterson, n. j., boasts of an anarchist
alderman in Peter Mcguire, who is re-
ported TO have voted against an ordi-
nance providing for twenty-seven new po-
hcemen on the ground that he (Magufre)
was opposed to the use of physical force
to execute the laws.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-26
Ready to Help the Powerful.

was sitting in a railroad depot in Buff
I ISo waiting for a train, says Detroit
Free Press writer when a stranger APP
preached me and said:
It's kinder queer how hard up the best
OF Us may get sometimes, eh?'
how do you mean?" 1 asked.
wall, just met the governor of New
york out here, Levi p. Morton, and he
asked me for the loan of 81
You don't sayr'
That's what's the matter Had his
pocket picked and wanted to use 81 right
away lie didn't know what TO do about
1t till he saw me-
You know him, then?'
>, Never sat eyes on him afore to-day
He jest picked me outer the crowd for a
mar VINO would do him a favor. lie only
He'll send it back in a day or two Ever
meet the governor"
I've seen him several times"
wonder how he got his nose broker"
His nose isn't broken. What sort of
man was the chap you lent money to-"
Red hair-side whiskers--broken nose,
and two teeth out in front"
Gov. Morton is no such looking man
You have been swindled by some shar-
Ut can't be! ilHs said he was the gov
Il might say the same thing"
And he called me by name?"
So can |. You are James II. John
son. Ihere is your name on your sachel.
Is the man around here, do you think?"
We went to the door of the depot and
looked around, and we went to the depot
officer and he looked around. but the
governor" had vanished, as might have
been expected.
You ought to have know betterv, ex-
claimed the officer, after giving up the
search.
How had I orter known better?" de-
manded the victim, Didn't he pick me
out as a man who would do him a favor?
DIDN'T he say he was Gov. Morton
Didn't he praise my confidence in human
nature when l made him take S3?''
You'd better go and soak your head"
What fur? What good will soakin'
my head dor
The officer turned away with a tired
look. and the old man sat down and
thought it all over and then said to
me:
Yes, I guess I've bin swindled, and 1
guess I'm to blame fur il. It's a good
experience, though, l felt so mighty
proud about lendin' the governor of New
York SO that If Teller had come along
and said he was the President of the
United States I'd handed him over my
other 81 and walked siXty-two miles to
git home"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-26
The Illinois lobbyist mt work.

Mr.. - used to be one of the conspicu-
GUS lobbyists a Springfield, says the Chi
cago Record. lie was, as we recall, the
representative of q certain corpora ton
that made very free with railroad passes.
and that would, when hard pressed, give
up money in good round sums. The stories
late legislature have served to revive men,
cries of Mr.. -, or Mack as his asso-
a certain republican member of the state
Senate whose vote was needed in the in
terests of the corporation which Mack
represented. This senator was honest
simply because he was afraid to be dis
honest On one occasion he frankly told
Mack that he had no scruples against
selling his vote. If only he were insured
against exposure. and the consequent dis
grace. Mack laughed heartily at this,
and assured the fellow that there were
plenty of ways of getting around that diff
the senator's room, ostensibly for a So
cial call. He took a seat upon the bed
and engaged for perhaps half an. hour in
a desultory chat upon commonplace sub
jects. All at once Mack" began to pull
and scratch at himself.
Il DO believe, says he, that there's
biggest bug / ever saw!''
With these words Mack" made a lunge
under the coverlet of the bed and went
through lot of motions and antics as if,
forsooth. he were actually upon the trail
of the ''fiatbacks." Finally he got up ana
ran out OF the room, declaring he would
no longer stay where he was so liable to
molestation.
Just look for yourself" he cried to the
senator, land you'll find the biggest bug
in that bed you ever saw"
The hint was as good as a kick would
have BEEN The senator pulled down the
sheet of the bed and discovered there a
large roll of bills of high denomination.
Il captured that bug" said the senator
to Mack" next morning when the two
met in the capitol. And from that mo,
ment the senator voted the way Mack
pointed every time.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-26
Close Figuring in Kansas.

1t is said that a man who won't buy a
paper because he can borrow one has in.
his dinner by the smoke from his neigh
boris chimney, says the Topeka Daily
Capital. This same fellow sits in the
contributions, and is always borrowing a
ride to town to save the wear and tear
on his own horse flesh. Yes, you know
him. He's first cousin to the man who
never winds up his watch for fear Of
breaking the spring. He undoubtedly was
a near relative of the man who went into
the back yard during the recent cold snap
soaked his hair in water let it freeze
and then broke it off in order to cheat the
barber out Of q hair cut
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-26
The Liberty He'll.

The lesser papers of Philadelphia gener-
ally do their utmost to make themselves
ridiculous whenever it is suggested that
the liberty bell that is kept in Indepen-
dence Hall in that city be exhibited at a
fair in some other part of the country.
Recently the suggestion was made that
the bell would make an interesting exhibit
it atthe Atlanta exposition. The Philadel-
phla council agreed to grant the request of
the Atlanta exposition managers for the
bell. The bell had been exhibited at the
New Orleans Cotton Exposition and at the
great Columbian fair at Chicago Why
shouldn't it be exhibited at the Atlanta
fair?
The Philadelphia council was generous
TO some of its members as well as to the
Atlanta exposition. because it voted to
send large delegation of them with the
bell to Atlanta at the city's expense The
Philadelphia North American. comment
ing on the action of the council said: 1.-THE
liberty bell is not curio to be exhibited
at every big exposition that is held
throughout the country. Great risks are
run I'M sending this now silent voice of
freedom off on a long railroad journey.
The jolting in itself may work irreparable
injury to it; while wreck-and they are
frequent in the south-would destroy it
forever" The Philadelphia Inquirer says
the sending of the bell to New Orleans was
a mistake and that sending it to Atlanta
wouldfbe another mistake. II regards the
leaning of the bell to expositions merely an
excuse of councilmen for making junket-
ing trip at the expense of the city 1t
says: 1.-The mayor viii doubtless see in
this scheme a pleasant little junket at
public expense. and nothing more"
1t is the privilege of the Philadelphia
| papers 10 criticise the common council
men of their city as much as they please,
| and there is reason to think the council
! men deserve to be criticised, especially if
| they make the loanlng of the liberty bell
to expeditions an excuse for spending the
! city's money. but there is no excuse for
| claiming the exclusive right to the liberty
| bell The right to it of the people Of
| Georgia is as clear as that of the people
Of Pennsylvania, and if the people Of
! Georgia want it brought to the exposi-
ton 20 be held IN their state there is no
good reason why their desire should not
be gratihed. The bell has an interest for
the people in all parts of the country par
! ticularly the people of the south who arc
nearly all descendants Of those who were
l Philadelphia papers that are against per-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-26
The MORNING NEWS is publish

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The MORNING NEWS. by mail six
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year. SEQ.
The MORNING NEWS. Tri-Weekly.
Mondays. Wednesdays and Fridays. or
Tuesdays. Thursdays and Saturdays.
three months, SIS; six months. $50; one
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The SUNDAY NEWS. by mail. one
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The WEEKLY NEWS. by mail. one
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Subscriptions payable in advance. Re-
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letter. Currency sent by mail at risk Of
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Transient advertisements other than
special column, local or reading notices.
amusements and cheap or want column.
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Letters and kilograms should be ad-
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Ga.
EASTERN OFFICE, % Park Row. New
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-26
The Mora Claim.
From Louisville COurier-JOurnal Dem.).

The publication that the United States
proposed to seize and hold Havana till
the Mora claim be paid has been contra
dicted. Naturally il caused a good deal
OF excitement in Madrid, but that does
not hurt anybody. 1t is about time that
somebody in Madrid was getting ex-
cited about this claim. The seizing of
Havana would be too radical a measure,
perhaps, but this Mora claim presents a
very fragrant case. The Courier journal
has no sympathy with jingoism. but II
believes that according to the old legal
maxim. 1t is to the interest of the repub-
lie that there should be an end Of con-
troversies. This Mora claim has been on
hand for nearly a quarter of a century.
Years ago Spain agreed to pay lump sum
in satisfaction of the demand. but has
never done so. The sum so TO be paid is
a good deal less than Spain has actually
realized out of the property seized. Spain
has collected money that belongs to Mora,
an American citizen, and will not pay 1t
over. Nobody could blame the United
states if they seized Spanish property
sufficient to pay the debt, but the seizure
of Havana would seem rather excessive.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-06-26
The FIOOdtide of Prosperity.
From the Philadelphia Times Qnd.).

The tide in all channels of business,
trade and manufactures hasgindeed turned
and it is running briskly, ST much so that
the recaptulations show that, since April
more than 800 manufacturing establish
wages of fully 100000 workmen. There
is time for even the calamity howler to
get in the swim. The new tariff schedule
is effecting a revolution that has closed
no occupation save that of the bowler