The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-10-17

thal mas Dcen given to your father TO
post.-IIouschold Words.
Tasscnger-That fellow back there ia
RAISING Il great row because he has TO
strand. Conductor-Yes; he's riding on
Il pass!-Chicago Record.
Cholly Yachtsman-O. could | be
your mainstay? She docking at the
c~lock) are. No one else stays
after half past 11.-Syracuse Post.
Rixby-What idiots girls are when
they initiate men. Marie (tlattered-
Do YOU think so: That proves how
excellent the imitation is.-Truth.
FoGg says they are quite stylish at
his boarding house. The servant is not
in livery. but the breakfast is. six
mornings in the week. Boston Trans
cript.
why. Mr.. Councillor, YOU are trying
to open the front door with your cigar"
"Really. now! wonder if I've bcen
smoking the latch key?"--Schomc Blaue
Donau.
Realization.-Nephew-Do you know,
uncle. l dreamt last night that YOU lent
me $40! Uncle (gcnerously)--ls that
so? All! well, you may keep them,
OttO.-La Pcrroquet.
Uncle-"You only write me once every
month, when YOU want money!"
Nephew ia S~tudenD-'I beg your par
don, uncle; last month ! had TO write
twice."-Lustigc Batter.
"Miss Passe INDUCED in somewhat
whitening sarcasm when she was talk
ing of you" at is her privilege, poor
thing. She is somewhat whitening her.
elf."-Indianapolis journal.
YES said the business man to the
clergyman, I've lost Il good deal of
time in my life" by frittering it
away, / supposc:' NO, lV being pune
tual to my appointments."-Bostoa
Courier.
"If dere's any invention dat l have
a profound rcspack for" said Move
along Mike, its de founting-pen."
'Whut's de reason?' inquired Flooding
Pete. "Dey never works. "-Washing-
ton Star.
IIazcl-I have one OF the incest dent
lists you ever saw. Nutte-In what
way? Hazel-Why, he pulled Il the
wrong tooth the other day and wouldn't
| charge me a cent for it.-New York
Herald.
Mudge-Another man called me Il liar
last night. Yabsley-What did you do?
''Well, as he was three sizes bigger
than l, l asked him why he couldn't
say something Observation-Disclosures
Journal.
"Ah, but it's his good record that
stands in his way How He has
foelishly always made it a point to pay
cash for everything, and consequently
he hasn't the least bit Of credit."-Chi-
cago Evening Post.
What was the most confusing case
YOU ever had?" asked the doctor of the
lawyer. Case O champagne" return
ed the lawyer. II hadn't got half
through it before ! was all muddled
wallpapers Bazaar.
| For various reasons men go 10 the SEA,
And manifold benefits CLEAN;
But fair woman's reason is best. you'll
agree
She goes to the sea to be seen.
Brooklyn Life.
sEyer have any trouble with your
wheel?' Not yet" said the Sweet
Young Thing. $50 far whenever l have
run over anyone l have been able to
get away before he got up."-lndiana-
polls Journal.
In Boston. Of course; iiicKs-"But,
really, what kind of a looking girl Is
tbjs Miss Beekon?" Wicks-"Well, l
can hardly say; you see, she didn't
have her glasses on the day saw her.
Boston Transcript.
IF YOU have anything to say, why
don't YOU say it, and be done with IT.?
II never east my pearls before SWINE
"Well. | don't know as l can blame you;
it would be an insult to the swine."---
Boston Transcript.
'There's money in stocks said the
man who is young and enthusiastic.
Eyes" replied his seasoned friend, I'm
sure there is. | have been putting half
my salary there for the last four years,
and it's all there yet."-Washington
Star.
Miss Townsend-''Do you find much
difficulty in keeping help here" Mrs.
SubCrb-"Indeed, yes. 1t is next to I'M
possible 10 keep Il girl more than a
week" Miss Townsend-"Why is that
too far from the city," Mrs. Suburb
-"OE, no. | think not; bur YOU see we
have only one policeman in the town,
and hes married. Judge.