The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-10-30

DAVID N. FoLTz, Special Agent.
WEDNESDAY OCTOBER So 1895
THE CALL SPEAKS FOR ALL.
Give your coin chance TO distinguish
itself.
Peace hath her victories, but war has all
the spoiIs.
Has grim-visaged Buckley smoothed his
wrinkled front?
The Nation watches to see how San
Francisco will do it,
1t looks as if the Durrant case might end
in surprise party.
If you wish to see Presidential con-
vention, catch on and pull for it.
If China takes any interest in the pro-
possls to regenerate her she doesn't show it.
1t would be truly Californian to have
that 100000 in sight before the week
closes.
Keep a little lookout all the time lest
the lottery fends try to get their work in
again.
The movement for the National Conven-
ton has certainly started in the style that
gets there.
1t is hard TO tell whether Corbett and
Fitzsimmons are sparring for wind or free
advertising.
Probably when Sherman's book is pub
hshed we will find out it isn't mystery
story after al.
If Cleveland wishes to make his message
sensational all he will have to do is to
write a confession.
Let Chicago consider how beautiful Bos-
ton looks IN the attitude of joining hands
with San Francisco.
Suppose the Turks should give the Sui
tan the grand shake and set up for reform
within the party, then what?
We are capable Of making a National
convention as Instructive as an exposition
and as attractive as a carnival.
Fortunately the Monroe doctrine was
born before this administration and will
have no trouble in surviving it.
If there be any Kentucky colonel in the
City, he may sample our milk without a
shudder; there is no water in it.
Prairie fires in Oklahoma may injure the
fall hay crop, but nothing can ever scorch
her stock OF newly made grass widows.
According to reports from Maryland
German has registered nearly every dead
man in the State and intends to vote them.
First the milkmen, then the laundry
men and now the butchers. How many
more must we overhaul to purify the
town.
a Kansas orator is quoted as having re-
Gently said of ingalls,: - Up was he stuck,
and in the very upness of his stucktItude
he fell
1t is rather rough that Corbett should
have to put up 500 alimony every week
and then not be allowed to take it out of
anybody's hide.
IL there were not so many able leaders
ahead Of him in the Republican party
Mayor Pingree of Detroit might be counted
on as coming man.
If Cleveland knew what the Venezuela
fuss is about he might take some action in
the matter, but the people should remem-
Der he has been fishing all summer.
Leavenworth Kans.. proposes to hold an
apple carnival, but the weather is probably
too cold at this season TO reproduce the
Edenic scene in its primitive costume.
Now then perhaps Mr.. Flint and Mr.
Jeter will start talking-match just to save
the country from losing the knack of con-
troversy.
1t is doubtful if the Gear and the Kaiser
themselves could read the reports about
their projects and then tell what they in
tended to do.
The only wonder is that Dallas and Hot
Springs have not each of them set up a
claim for National convention as a re.
ward of virtue.
1t is claimed that upward of 1900
names have been fraudulently added to
the list OF registered voters in Baltimore
and In the voting of every name there is
seen something of the fine Italian hand of
Mr.. German.
As the Government officials claim to
have discovered lot of bogus silver GER
tificates manufactured in Italy and sent to
New York in macaroni boxes, it is evident
that even the home counterfeit industry
needs protection.
Because he has been snubbed bya ballet
girl, warned off the grass and arrested for
bicycling, Marlborough has been migrate
full enough to forget that he got free pass
on the Vanderbilt roads without having to
interview Chauncey Depew.
According to Bishop Ludden OF New
York, Syracuse is in a worse condition
than the wicked metropolis. He is quoted
as saying: 81 have come to the conclusion
that this is ring-ridden city. 1t tightly
clinched in the mouth of the ring; it is