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San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-06-02
Visited by Locusts.

DIES MONIES. Ia, June Farm
ers in the central part OF the State
are much alarmed over the dis
covery of small swarms OF seven
teen-year locusts. They are SINH
lar to the locusts which devastated
the Western country several years
ago, and have the characteristic
marks, a letter "W" on each wing.
Scientific men says that this Is the
year when the locusts should ap-
pear in clouds again, If the theory
advanced in regard to their return
is correct. So far only small dam
age is reported.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-06-02
Mustn't Leave London.

LONDON, June 1.-The Liberal
Unionist parliamentary candidates
haue been warned by their leaders
not to leave the country during the
month of June, as an election
within the month Is imminent.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-06-02
GENUINE BARGAIN.

We are now offering four 12-l00 acres,
containing 81 lots. This property is fenced,
a good well, with windmill, and 5000 gal
Ion tank; also fine cistern. Street cars
pass the property: title perfect, for the
small sum of 81 500. The owner being a
nom resident is the reason the property
is offered at the remarkably low figure.
Come early and secure bargain.
JOHN I. HAMILTON & Co.,
62tf Daily LIGHT Building
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-06-02
SHORT STOPS.
What the People, are Saying.

What the People, are Saying.
The organization OF "a good goy-
eminent club in our city will pro-
note the discussion Of municipal
reform. The Indifference Of the
ordinary citizen to public affairs
is the fruitful cause of bad gov
eminent.
1t is an unpleasant task to hold
up the shortcomings Of public Of
flcals to the gaze of the public but
it is just what the newspaper
takes a contract to do.
The people view with favor the
effort Of the City Council to bring
all work Of the city within the
contract system. There may be
some failure on the part Of contrac-
tors who make low bids to secure
jobs, but this Is no reason for con-
tinuing the expensive machinery
necessary to feed the fellow who
has the pull.
Let everything out by contract,
and let the lowest bidder have the
job IL he can give sufficient bond
for the performance of the work.
Give all our citizens an opportuni-
ty to bid on public work.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-06-02
Russia To Try GOLD.

ST. PETERSBURG, June IA law
has been promulgated permitting
commercial dealing in Russia to
be concluded upon a gold basisl
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-06-02
A ROOM TO Ii.

DuI1nig's mineral water quench-
es thirst, purities the blood, cleanses
the system, and withal Is agree
able to the palate. ~ sc
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-06-02
JACK AND JILL.

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail OF water,
Twas Dullnig's famous Chaly-
beate,
Did people drink it-sorter. st
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-06-02
NEVER BEFORE

Have prices been so low. Another
big cut in Wall Paper has been
made, commencing Monday, by
6l2t PAUL WAGNER.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-06-02
GOOD ADVICE.

Art thou weary, art thou Ian guild,
Mother, wife or daughter?
Throw your medicine aside,
Drink Dullnig's mineral water.
23t
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-06-02
GRAND BARBECUE

At Limburger's garden Sunday
afternoon. Don't miss it. I'll 2t*
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-06-02
wall Paper cheaper than ever

Nice patterns from Az to 7e at E
H'Bacon's, PIP E. Houston st. 1t
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20
HUMOROUS.

cigarettes?'' "My-aw-doctor ordered
me some light exercise. Pail Mall
Budget.
How do you happen to be called
Jacl>?" ''Oh, it is just nickname"
II din't know but that it was alb
breviatior." -Indianapolis Journal.
Mrs. Figg-"Why do you let me
call you three times before you an.
swer?" Tommy" Cause 1 dassent
make you stop. ''-Indianapolis Journal
The Proper Manner.-Jones-'H
do you account for such hot wea Their so
early in the season. Brown-''I don't
account for it at all. hunt the shade"
-Johnny-"Maw, I should think it
would be a heap more careless to cast
'em before swine.' His Mother-''Why
SO, johnny" johnny" Cause they'd
eat 'em.''-Chicago Tribune.
--Rollingstone Nomoss - ''Did you
ever hear about Ragsey's financial diff
ficulty?" Taterdon Torn-"No, wot
was it?" Rollingstonc Nomoss-'Some
gent give IN quarter, an he swal-
lowed it. "-Philadelphia Record.
brown (vvho is engaging a maid in
leave your last placer Colnely appli-
cant-'Wen, sir, it-it-it was for
kissing master, sir" Brown-Aheln!
You-h'n-may consider yourself en-
gagged. "-Pick-M
Man on MISUNDERSTANDING! old
man; given up riding?" Man on Foot
''Well, the fact is, my doctor says that
1 am getting too fat, and advises me
to take short, quick runs during the
day. But I want some object to run
for" Man on Horsebacl1-''Buy a
straw hat."-Sketch.
Mrs. Grace Broomhead acted as
bridesmaid to Miss Clara Gregory, the
other day, in Chicago, when she be-
came the wife of Alfred Broomhead.
The clergyman remarked that brides
maid and groom bore the same name.
"Oh, yes" answered the bridesmaid;
but it is easily accounted for. I am
his divorced wife,
He Was Safe.-Little Jack rrays
every night for all the members of his
family. His father had been away at
one time for short journey, and that
night Jack was praying for him, as
usual. 'Bless papa and take care of
him" he was beginning as usual, when
suddenly he raised his head and lis
tened. ''Nevcr mind about it now,
Lord" ended the little fellow. ~ hear
him down IN the hall. "--Pittshnrgh
Su,leti1.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20
LULLABIES FOR CATTLE.

How the Danish Peasant Lures His Herds
Together.
Among the Danish peasants the
primitive instrument known S the lure
is used for the purpose of soothing the
cattle herds, and calling them together
in the evening, precisely the cowboy
does on the plains at night He rides
in a circle, gradually narrowing into .
''round-up." The cattle lie down and
drop off into rest and slumber under
the witchery of a human voice known
to then-the voice serving the purpose
of the lure.
The cattle are collected together in
two or three small herds, the property
of so many different families, and in
June they are sent up into the Scandi-
navian alpine meadows, which are no
sooner bare of snow than the regular
twenty hours sunshine and the TWEEN
ty-four hours daylight cover every
single foot below the glaciers with the
most nutritious and juicy grass sward.
Here they thrive we'll, and grow
rapidly fat. They are in charge of the
oldest peasant girls of the families
that own the cattle. but they do not
herd them They go loose very large
ly. The Danish pauvrette is there to
milk the COWS. and to convert the dairy
produce into butter and cheese.
1t is in the evening, when the herd is
recalled from the surrounding pastures,
of the girls become quandaIn artistes
in its use, and manage to evoke good
deal of music from the primitive in
strument. 1t has. however, also a
purely romantic use, more especially
among the high-spirited peasants of
Terendheim districts of northern Nor
way.
When a peasant girl has an engaged
swain at work on the home farm he is
supposed to be on the lookout for a
lure signal from his prospective bride
at any time, but more especially so on
the Sabbath morning. Selecting the
most commanding peak above the val
ley in sight of the home farm, she seats
herself on its summit at sunrise, send
ing down over the beetling crags and
canyons the choicest lure selections
she can conjure with. 1t is a,challenge
to her lovers devotion and punctuality,
and woe to him if a pro1npt'and melo-
dious reply on the home lure is not at
once forthcoming, for she is entitled
to demand any act of penance which
she deems adequate to his offense.-
Pittsburgh Dispatch.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20
Tho Omitted Adjective.

She (Chicagoensis)-Ple stop my
paper. 1 don't like the way you re-
ported my costume, sir.
He editor of the Butterfy)-But
I'm willing to ma Ike any correction, you
know.
She-Oh, well, then. It should have
read ivory silk with real lace and real
diamonds, sir!''",Judge.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20
Medical Item.

Mr.. Youngdoctor-Last week four of
nay patients who were down with the
grip recovered completely.
Mr.. Olddoctor-Scrves you good and
right. Why do you neglect your pa
tients that way? You deserve to have
them all get well on your hands,
Yexas hiftinGN
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

Employcr-Ah, how is this, Mr..
Smith. 1 notice you arrive at the Office
punctually now every morning. Did
you take my advice and get an alarm
clock?
Mr.. Smith--Oh, we've got something
better than that at home.
Enployer-And what's that?
Mr.. Smith-A ten-pound boy. IN. Y.
World
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20
The Danger Ahead.

"What do all this stuff about woman
suffrage mean?'' little Danny Grogan
asked, looking up at his patcrnal par
ent from the morning paper.
at MEANS" said Mr.. Grogan. that
pretty soon no man will be allowed to
vote except the women. "-Cincinnati
Tribune
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

Epson Downcs-Say, old man, need
ten dollars badly.
Withcr Tymes (handing him bill)-
Here you arc.
Epson Downcs-I said I needed ten,
old man.
Wither Tymes-1 heard you.
Epson Dovvnes-But you've only Civ
en- me five.
Withcr Tymcs-Well, you see, 1 only
believe half hcar.-N. Y. World.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20
a Reasonable Il~ouest.

Judge (at the assizes)-uavc you any
thing further to say?
Prisoner--I should only like to ask
that the time occupied by counscls
speech for the defense be deducted
from my term OF imprisonmcnt.-n
Popolo Romano.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

rox?"
Undoubtedly q gentleman Of the old
school. Why, when I asked him for
his daughters hand he pulled my nose,
a form Of insult which has not been in
vogue for more than forty years.
Truth.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20
Straw Hats for Obesity

Man on Observation-Disclosures! old man;
given up riding?
Man on Foot-Weu, the fact is, my
doctor says that I am getting too fat,
and advises me to take short, quick
runs during the day. But want some
object to run for.
Man on Horscbaclx-Buy a straw hat.
London Sketch.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20
"A Diverted Compliments.

II came pwetty near being cornpli-
mented to-day" said Willie Wishing
ton.
How was that?" asked his friend.
'Miss Cayenne told me was a per-
fest magazine poem"
''Indeed?"
':Y-a-a-s. She said didn't have an
idea in me. "-WasEington Star.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

Applicant-I ask for the hand of your
daughter.
Parent-Hnve you any prospects for
the future?
None whatever"
''She hasn't any, either. Take her,
my boy, and be happy. God bless you
oth.'-Texas Siftings.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20
Rare PEecca Of China.

Mrs. Wigwag-I started last weel. ia
make a collection of rare china. My
husband gave me two pieces to begin
with, and now have nearly two hun
dred pieces.
Mrs. Update-Your friends are kind
to you.
Mrs. Wigwag-Not exactly. The
servant girl is responsible fer it.-Phil-
adclphia Record.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20
Making 1t Clear.

Mrs. Chugwater-Josiah don't I'M.
derstand this talk about the market
value of silver. Isn't silver always the
same price?
Mr.. Chugwatcr-O, no. 1t varies
more or less every day. In fact, it's
cheaper ut one time If the day than it
is at another.
s'Isn't that something new?"
mo. 1t has always been the case.
Didn't you ever hear of the night rate
of silver?"-ChicaGo Tribune.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20
They Cost Moro Than Vorses.

They Cost Moro Than vorses.
The poet smiled svveetly.
''My darling," he said, II am sure
yon will find it far lovelier than any
other hat yo,l will sec, either at church
or on the street."
With these words he handed his. wife
the gorgeous epic he had composed
with many hours of labor.
Living apart from the world he but
knew from hearsay that the most fash
ionable bonncts were poems this year.
Detroit Tribune.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

THOSE who for the f rst time are to become
mothers should use I'M others Friend. )" Much
suffering will be saved. Sold ty druggists.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20
s,deno,rd and Centerboard.

Oal>lcy-So you like yacht with
canterhoard?
Ecakley---I Hire ono better with a
weil-stocked sideboaya. ~zPh; Fhia
Inquirer,
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

Bryce-Algernon Fitz Sappy is one of
those fellows who has more money
than brains, isn't he?
KnowSo-Yes, and he is poor, too
Lies Calendar
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

WILD-"Can't You overcome your thirs
for ruma' Tramp-"Yes, sir, with u dime.
-.Lifo.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20
Not a Fault.

When you talk with dealer in
horses, weigh not only your own words,
but his.
Young Fastkind-I thought you told
me this horse was without fault?
Stableman-So Oh did, sor.
II notice one of his eyes is blind"
That's not his fault, sor; it's his
tortune."-Roxbury Gazette.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20


- - Ioadee Of this paper win be pleased -
0kD that there 10 1t least ono dreaded
Gtooaso that science hes been able TO cure in
~ ite stages. and that Is Catarrh. Halls
G.eaxrh Cure Il the only. positive curs
aain4a constitutional disease. requires .
Uaxe . taken internally, acting directly on
Tho blood and mucous surfaces Of the
eystem, thereby destroying. the foundation
strength 81 building up. the constitution
and assisting naturein doing its work. The
prOpxietors have 30 much faith In its cura-
I've powers, that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that it fails to cure.
Send for list Of testimonials.
Address, f. j. CHENEY Il Co, Toledo, O.
aSold by Druggists, 75c.
Halrs Family Pills, Is cents.
v1NERAsLs to me is the hard hand
crooked, coarse--wherein,r Notwithstanding,
- of the scepter of the planet.-Carlylo.
The seronEest Mon Grow Weak
Sometimes. The short cut to renewed
vigor 10 taken by those sensible enough to
use Hostetter's Stomach Bitters system
at3cally. It re-establishes impaired diges-
ton, enables the system to assimilate food,
and combines the qualities of q fine medic
tna1 stimulant with those Of q sovereign
preventive remedy. Malaria, dyspepsia.
constipation, rheumatic, nervous and kidney
complaints are cured and averted by it.
DOCTRINE is nothing but the skin of truth
Get up and stuffed.-H. w. Beecher.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20
Fame Near.

"How do you come on with your
etchings, Du Bois?"
''Finely, finely! Have my signature
down SO that no one can read IL roy"
~-PuIk.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

BUTCHER-'Wiu you have round steak,
miss?" Young Houseizccpcr-''Oh, don't
care what shape it is, SO it's tender. DO
troit Free Press.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

DENrIsr-"What arc the last teeth that
cOmel' Brilliant Studcnt-"Falsc teeth.
guess. "--Life.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20
Painted to Match.

"Our library is a lovely room" said
Robbie. Its painted green"
'.That's to match your papa, guess"
said Fred. My papa says he's the
greenest man he knows.
Young People.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

IN CHICAGO. - She - ''There nre sixty
thousand people in Chicago who smoke
Opium.'' He-''That's nothing. just think
how many there are who smoke hams."--
Detroit Free Press.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

THE world is only saved by tho breath OF
the school Childrcn.-Talmul.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

CAN recommend Piso's Cure for Con
sumption to sufferers from Asthma.-E. ID
TOWNSEND, Fl. Howard, Wis.,, May 4, ~.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

''WH1 do you always get off your wheel
Badger, when you meet lady?" BE
the best can and take myself off.'-IIa1
per's Bazaar.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

FRIESp-''You have no more work to q
''Plenty! 1 have to sell it."-Tit-Bits.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

Mr.. LongleEs-Have you fire escapes
in this hotel?
Clerl<-No, sir, but there's no danger;
I'll put you on the third foor.-St-
Louis Globe Democrat.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

CAN any man or woman choose duties
place or their father and mother.-Georg
Eliot.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

LOVE Is precisely to tho mora: Natul
what tho sun Is to the earth.-Balzac.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

NATURE cannot be surprised in undress,
Beauty breaks in vcrywhero.-Emerson.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

1SDIsCRETIoS, rashncss, falsehood, lcvtty
and malice produce each other.-Lavater.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

THE plants look up to heaven, from
whence they have their nourishment.-
ShakeSDearc,
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

TRUE bravery proposes just end; meas
ures tho dangers, and meets the rcs,ll
with calmncss and unyielding decision.-L
None.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
alive effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and feyers
It has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak.
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs
and being we'll informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

~. z1z
ARSOLO1
MISS x-..1'm going to send this item
eboat our Miso tea to the Weekly
Y oavs written on both side. Of the paper
s j. ss
bury Gazette.
FIRST AMERrcAN-"So yon got a divorce
from the duke. rc ANY aliTSnXE Second
Don't Eob.oeo Spit or SMOKE Your Life
about No-To-Bac, the HARMLESS, euaranteed
nerves. nerves. eliminates the NICOTINE poison, makes
weak men gain strength, vigor and man,
es% Is sses by
ader RnG tH sterD or
MA~MA-"Here is an English cousin,
English to him, mamma1' Harper's
Bazar.
CAN recommend Piso's Cure for Con
TowSsssD. Fl. Howard, Wis, May 4, 81
Tss ,ss; ss3s ses to from
THOSE who for the f. rst time are to become
mothers should use ''Mother's Friend. - Much
suffering will be saved. Sold t.y druggists.
Low. is precisely to tho mora: nature
what tho sun Is to the earth.-Balzao.
wrLD-"Can't You overcome your thir.,
for rnms' Tramp-"Yes, sir, with u di'ne.''
=. THE world is only saved by tho breath OF
the school childrcn.-Talmud
ISDIscRErIoS, rashncss, falsehood, lcvity
and malice produce each other.-Lavater.
gucss."--Life.
FR1ESp-'sYou have no more work to do
on that picture, 1 1YG e. ycr Artist
Beauty breaks in crywhero.-Emerson.
TRUE bravery proposes just end; meas
ures tho dangers, and j. meets the result
None.
missr' Young Housekecpcr-'Oh don't
care what shape it is, so it's tender.''-De-
No moro than they can choose their BIRTH
place or their father and mother.-George
Eliot.
"Wm1 do You always get off your wheel,
cause cant take my hat off to her. do
the best l can and take myself of.'-IIar-
per's Bazaar.
IN CHICAGO. - She - ''There sixty
thousand people in Chicago who smoke
opium" He-''That's nothing. just think
how many there are who smoke hans"-
Detroit Free Press.
THOUGH the new woman to usurp
Mans rishtful place aspires,
She'll still permit him to get UP
And build the m orning fires.
kansas City Journal.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

THOUGH the new woman to usurp
Mans rishtful place aspires,
She'll still permit him to get up
And build the m orning fires.
kansas City Journal.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

DOCTRINE is nothing but the skin Of truth
set up and stuffed.-H. W. Beecher.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

DR. Pu1sER-ssThe action of winkipg 70
not without it's use; people wink 70 Keep
the eyeban moist" Soda Water Clerk-
come in here wink to keep their throats
moist Life.
TIE Hamilton-Brown Shoe CO., ct. Louis,
keep up their splendid record of business.
Sales for May were $40 060 "a, q gain over
Total sales 1895 to June l.. &c, Os6, 067sS
IS sse 1894 81 ........ 1881, 96O.2 -
Gain for 1895 to June 1... &124, 117.62
The summer girls will wear pulled sleeves
that will rise again when Rugged fat
Atchison Globe.
WIFE-'How sweetly the baby sleeps"
Husband-'Yes. The poor fellow, he doesn't
know I've come home.''-Life.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

Mr.. Bore-Are you sure that Miss
Giddy isn't in?
Bridgct-Sure, sor; she just tovvld me
SO hersilf.-Texas SiftingS.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

MAMMA-ssHere is an English cousin
dear, whom you have never seem" Little
Girl (yvhispering)-''Shall have to speak
English to him, mamma2' - Harper's
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

At Last.
Telegraph Editor-By Jove: here's an
account of the sea serpent being seen
off the Florida coast, and believe it's
true this time.
City Editor-Vhy moro than before?
Telegraph Editor-<;rcat Scott, man!
don't you notice that in no place does
it say that it had n head like barrel,
or that it raised out of the water and
Kissed horribly when shot at7-Puck.
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

about our fiye-o'clock tea to the Weekly
ToaYs written on both SIDES Of The paper.
Miss x.-''Dear me, I don't see why they
siaes Of their own paper 1 do1't theyalRo1.
bury Gazette
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-20

FIRST AMERIcAN-s'So you got a divorce
from the dulke3 ANY alimonyp Second
American-'sNo; rebate. '-Puck.