The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-05-29

The tenderest hearted man often has the
toughest time.
The orchards have opened up pleasant
vistas for labor.
Life cannot give US any more than we
are able to take.
The happiest man in the world is the re-
formed silurian.
As time flies the fying-machine should
get here on time.
While in jail Debs can initiate Grover
and write book.
More men rob themselves than are
swindled by others.
Prepare yourself to honor the Nations
heroic dead tomorrow.
The wind which followed the rain dried
the tears of the cherry-growers.
Success in fruit-growing in California is
as much matter of education as of in
dustry.
The new business movement should
products.
Towns in the orchard districts of Colo
RADIO are arranging to hold fruit festivals
in the fall.
Republican ticket-makers have got far
enough along to be picking out the Vice
President.
Here and there can be heard the voice
of cuckoo chirping a third term for
Cleveland.
The graduating class of Stanford Uni
versity makes US reflect that all pioneers
are not old.
Now that Cabinet Office is vacant lots
of Democrats wish they had kept their
mouths shut.
A community that exports raw material
and leaves its labor unemployed is only
half civilized.
That Democrats have not lost all their
cunning is shown by the fact they never
allude to the deficit.
Since the Republican party can settle
the money question right it should have
the right to settle it.
The wit who declared that money was
feminine because it talks probably knows
that good wife is treasure.
The Patrons of Husbandry have touched
the button of progress by providing for
the Farmers Camp of Instruction.
EDnroU without iOtalliQnnt dirnrtjon ;c
steam that will wreck any but the best
machinery devised to utilize its power.
Cobblestones are useful as indicating the
existence among US of something worse
than they-ap public sentiment which makes
them possible.
The honorable retirement Of Chief of
Police Byrnes with a pension of $4,000
year may be victory for Parkhurst, but it
doesn't hurt Byrnes.
When there occurs the death of million
aire who has been in politics, the notes
which are found among his effects are gen.
orally brief, but full of feeling.
The people of Wisconsin are happy be-
cause snowstorm, which kills everything
but animals, comes at the end of May to
quench fires that kill even hope.
The policeman who resigned because he
did not want to wear helmet and keep his
coat buttoned ignored the widest oppor-
tunity to keep down his laundry expenses.
Thoughts of the Chicago Exposition are
revived by the announcement of Mint Di-
rector Preston that the souvenirs will be
ready for delivery some time next August.
Whitney will think twice before choos-
ing between the certainty of an equivocal
honor as Gresham'S successor and dis
graceful defeat in attempting to succeed
Cleveland.
1t would seem to be the duty of our Gov
eminent to avoid complications with Spain
by preventing American Adventures from
fitting out expeditions in aid of the Cuban
insurgents.
Unless Spain prove less willing to OBJ
serve the glittering pageant of civilization
as it marches by than to fall into the pro-
cession, it may find itself more conspicu-
Gus as target than as a torch.
In announcing that during carnival week
at Santa Cruz he will throw open the
splendid park attached to his summer resi-
dence there, James d. Phelan wants other
people to understand why he thinks Santa
Cruz is so delightful place in which to
live.
The contest for Goddess of Liberty at the
Visalia Fourth of July celebration shows
that the leading beauty has nearly $500
votes, while at Santa Cruz the leading can
didate for carnival Queen has less than
HOO. Is this because peaches ripen earlier
in Visalia2
Like all other progressive people, the
Manufacturers Association appreciates the
value of the CALLS efforts to promote home
industries, consumption of articles of home
production, the higher perfection of exist
ing industries and the development of the
enormous natural sources of wealth in
California which as yet have hardly been
touched.