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The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1895-12-09
OTEY

REPRESENTATIVE OTEy OF
Virginia has a scheme on loot
whereby he hopes to obtain AID
for needy COME ierafn soldiers
hy national legislation. A late
Washington dispatch explains
the plan as follows: I'm the
treasury there is an accumula-
ton of money sequestered dur
ing and directly after the war
for want of evidence to show
its proper owners. amounting
to about S25. 100000 In as
much as this money belongs in
the South and that its righlfnl
owners will probably never be-
found, Mr.. Oiry proposes to
try to get a bill through CON
gress. providing that the inter
est on this money shall he dis
tributed among needy ex-Con
federate soldiers. and that when
they no longer heed such aid
the principal shall revert to the
government to be used as any
other money provided by con
gross. In order to avoid any
charge of parrisanshiD, even by
implication, Mr.. Otey proposes
having the bill introduced by a
republican if he can get one TO
do it." Ii is most improbable
that such a measure can ever
be passed through congress,
even though Mr.. Otey succeed
in getting a republican to stand
as sponsor far it, and should il
be once launched into the mael.
strom of congressional debate,
it would without doubt caus.
endless bitterness, and the
bloody shirt would once more
be- Haunted in the face of the
South. 1t seems to THE HERALD
! IA better plan would be to dis,
tribute this money, which right
fully belongs to the South
among the Southern states Il
be used for educational pur
poses such as founding colleges
or industrial schools There
could be no possible objection
OH the part of our Northern
brothers to such a disposition
of the money. As to caring foi
the ex-Confrderates, that is a
duty which should devolve up
on the people of the South. and
one which they should be
proud TO perform.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1895-12-09

SEARCH for the remains of
Cain and Abel will begin this
winter in Yucatan, says the
Mexican Herald The Indians
down there have long since de
monstrat-d that they are Abel
to raise Cain at pleasure.
The daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1892-1897, 1895-12-09
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The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1895-06-15
We Populists have no fight to max

We Populists have no fight to make
against Sibley or his party, for they
are doing great good, and if the people
will take Sitlev'd advice and "shako
off party spells" The country Is safe.
Fighters for r.form may differ as to
details, but tho great hope that prompts
all is reform III goyernment,and there
are too many bitter enemies in tho
fold Cor us to go TO lighting each 9th
cr. We want the strength off the
new party thro#n to ia, and we will
not got it by fighting them. Let lie
cultivate fricnaltness among refor-
,ners everywhero.--The Courier, Hen
tterson. ky. =" 81
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1895-06-15

1t is inferred from this [mesning
the paper fled byMrs. Honey and Mr.
Woodbnln] MAT Henai1ey is arrested
or driven TO torerand that his attor-
neys are now DESTROYS of making he
best possiblo terms with tho officials
here is no doltbt shout the mattsr. f
asliey had olly.two partners as IL
suited when he had the bullion melt
ed, he. could vol afford to give S., 600
Ia If ne received third Of Tia
SIS, 900 taken floia tha Mint. -Jour-
nal.
Tho Jonrnai mar head seems out
of order. This otlYr has been repent
5lly 'nsaIe Tor mouths, and the fact
thst Heney waas ii headville, Colora,ls
Willie the. ietectres w',le a.restin <
men in Arizona, doesn't indioaae yer,
strongly that Hehoy is "arostsd Or
driven to covsr. = Tribune.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1895-06-15

St. Joseph, Mo-, june 8.--The
Democratic Central committees this
afternoon passed resolutions favoring
o State silver convention The reEo-
lutions demand Of the State Central
committees that it take staps to ascer-
tain the Will i'the majority OF the
Democrats in the State, and in the
svsnt the''committse fails toact, a con-
vention is favored Regardless of the
action of the State committee. The
county committee also passed q reso-
luton faVoring frses ooinsge Of silver
at 10 to | : al
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1895-06-15

1t is doubtful if anybody hates rich
men as such. Self.made, as y ma jor-
ity of our wealthy men are, the sysr-
age citizen contemplates them with 4
certain pride. Nevertheless the peo-
pie have reached the conclusion that
governmentby the rich ard for the
rich has gone on long enough. They,
the people, would not despo;l tho
rich, but they would not have the rich
despoil them. Not responsible for
having been broughr into this world,
the people feel that they are entitled
to portion of it. This is the whole
business, and the sooner she rich make
up their minds to DO content with
loss than the earth, the
sooner will the rumble Of discomfort
cease and the sooner will prosperity
begin. w. H. Harvey.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1895-06-15
Convention az New Orleans.

New Orleans, June 8. -Arrange-
ments have been completed for the
bimetailic convention i'll this city on
Monday. The country delegates are
already beginning to arrive, and tho
indications arc that tha convention
will be one of the most s,iccessfu ever
hold in this State.
Wm. J. Bryan Of Nebraska and I'll
.. Money Of Mississippi viii deliver
addresses.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1895-06-15
D. CAMpTON.
Notes TO Efe%isxJrS.
Est"'" "f Jcesr y. Ane1rsoa. Decens seed

Natal" nj Jossrt y. Al ss4rson. D-censest
NOTICE. is hereby siren 10y the under
signed At Shteldsj, Administration of the
Estate Of John Fl Anderson, deceased 10
the creditors OF, and all .ps.Sons having
claims against snid deceased to exhibit
them With the Necessary vouchers within
four months e;sr tse hcst publication of
tits notice to said administrator st the Of,
ticc OF Frank X MniS,ffy, at Ely, Nevada.
the same being the place and for the trans.
action OF tins b'lsiiiess OF said Estate
q. A. 7. SHIELDS,
.%,tsi Administrator.
Frank x Murphy, Attorney. for Admins
'ta'or' Dated E!Is Nev ), May 3ist. 1895
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1895-06-15
Monday, ~ ~ e! % Fruary,

Between the hours of 9 clock A. NJ.
and S o'clock 2. M.,viz: at l o'clock P.
NJ. of said day, l will sell at the Court
House door in the Town Of Ely, Conn
ty of White Pine, State of Nevada,
all the right, title and interest of the
above-named defendant, A. l.. Tyler
of, in and to the above described prop
erty, or so much thereof as may bs
necessary to satisfy the Judgment OF
said plaintiff, together with interest
and costs, to the highest and best bid
der, for cash, lawful money Of the
United States of America.
Dated, Ely, New, jan, II, 1895.
BEN PAYNE, Sheriff.
By K. G. DAVIS, Deputy Sheriff.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1895-06-15
A VOICE FROM MONTANA.

The following poem written by
Ms. Clara Lewis Moss, of Montana
is an index deDoting the lively interest
taken in the silver question in tiat:seet
ton. Mrs. Moss was at one time resi-
dent of White Pine, Is sister to Mrs.
A. c. Cleveland and cousin to Mrs.
w. N. McGill, and is we'll known in
Nevada.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1895-06-15
fYk: Wv TODAY.
Mt3TiCE:'T-o CREDITORS.

EssHt@ "f J.Ason DSrusIher, ssoccaa-ts.
KY OTICE Is HERE BY GIVEN
- IA BY tho Administrator OF tho
Estate of said deceased to Inc credi-
tors Ct, and ali prisons having claims
against aaid deceased to present tne,n
with the iosessary vouchers within 4
months altar the first publication Of
this notice to A, d. CAmpton, ths Ad-
ministrasor. at Ills residsnce at Ely,
Nevada, the place of doing business of
said Estste. '
AID. CAMFTON,
Administration.
Dated, Ely, June 18th, 1885.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1895-06-15
SPECIAL NOTICE.

GAL ADVERTISEMENTS in this paper
must hereafter be paid in advance. This
sourso is made necessary to guard
against loss, inconvenience and annoy
ance In collecting the only source Of
revenue we can look for to carry on
business these duh times.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1895-06-15
r. II. (tAESoN, Plaintiff.
- vs.
"A 11vInp ilnfenGant !.


- vs.. .
4. T. q'vLnR, Defendant. :,
Y r NDEH AND i5Y VIRTUE CT
e~-.] an execution ISSUED out OF
tac District Court of The State Of Ne
vada, Comfy OF White Pine, dated
the 3rd aay OF January, 1926, for q.
Judgment rendered IN said Court on.
the ord, day of January 1885, ia au
action w.herein 2. H. Cannon IS plaiu-
tiff recovered, Judgment against q l.:
tyler ~ defendant for the. sum, If
1921 G3, lawful money of the United
Sta Eos, With interest thereon at the rate
of Z per cent. per annum from Aug. y,
isl 1894 until paid, together with his
costs and disbursements at the date OF.
said judgement, amounting TO the sum,
of 'S74 80 and accruing coats amount
ing to IL 30, have on this 18th day
of January 1895, levied upon the fol-
lowing described real property,
to- wit. -.
All the right title and interest of the
defendant, A. l., Tyler, in and to the
Los Angeles claim, which. claim IL
1900 feet in length by 600 in width,
situated III Robinson Mining District,
White Pine County, Nevada.
Also lot number seven 60 in Block,
'sE" and the Easternly six feet of Lot
number six%6) in said Block "E" in
the town q Ely, County and State
aforesaid, said Lot No. 7, and said
part Of Lot No. 6, contain 81 feet
fronting on Alltinan Street and run
ming in. a Southerhly direction there
from distance. of 100 feet.
And Public Notice is hereby given
that on "
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1895-06-15
NoTacE TOGRgpsToas.
Esta,e of Patrick Ssresno. Dec..,-t,.

Eatafe of Patrick SEresno, Decans-d.
NToTlCE is HEREBY GIVEN by THE
~ nndersinedtthe A,in,instratrix Of the
Estate of Patrick Greene. deceased, 70 the
creditors OF, and all persons having claims
against the sid deccas ed, 10 exhibit them
with the necessary vouchers. within ten
mouths after the Drst publication of this
notice. TO the Adm;nstratrix at Cherry
Creek. White Pine COUNTY State of Nevada
Ma RGUEETTE GREENE,
=. ri. Administrators.
OF The Estate OF Patrick Greene deceased
Dated, at Ely, Nevada Nay 18th, 1895. At
-" Price . Cloa4u A>aA,,aa Powder
Worlds Fair highest AWARD.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1895-06-15
WARRINGTON NOTES.
From our regular Corresponds

only man who has prominently men-
toned aSs probable President can
didate who has rot announced in one
way or another'his position ON the all
absorbing silver question, and SO much
has been said about this omission that
it has been decided to attempt to &C M
pei him to quiet the claims now bsing
put forth by certain interested, par
ties, by a dehnite announcement Of
where he stands. While that point,
has not been fully decided, it il pro-
bable that this attempt viii be inside
by writing Mr. Stevenson letter That
he must answer in a manner to make
plain his position. 1t is the silver
mon who propose making this attempt
to draw Mr.. Stevenson out, but Cleye-
land democrats are equally anxious 70
known whether he is with .tlssnn or
against them. All this Seems little
queer in view of the statsmants made
that the silver agitation in Illinois was
started for the purpose Of booming
Mr., Stevenson. 1t Is only another
instance Of silence begetting curiosity
and curiosity bsgetting suspicion.
Journal Clerk Crhtchfeld of the
-. 800 - -, !o"0 80, ~ ~ ~ A's.
'-o 40 80 80 49, ~
e. no op--'o" " p1'.'ie'' - -
"'S 40 'u'o1 t''''Sp0 AA7,ssHSSS ot 'ile
49, ~ ~" - ~ 4 t'"teiss
~ ~ - ~. - ~ 'sA'@s KY
sAot;,,.ot AJAX a,to,.i, ~, L.1,
t.cky J., INV i,Dn,s M Z g,s =
nrete1J t. rnow sol.et,ino ~ ~
inc senti,nent theirs Kn,u.,cl,,- 49,.
,.vor NOPE stron4}. ~. INV ,,,',,,[,a:
t;,n tba,, Il "a ,i,r foy fr,a .;;,,,,. ~ :;
tn1 .now t,,;v f.,,,, ,,n,,,n., oil,
vi an-dI.,},ntrrxl frnn kmn+,,nl,;sns
CHE, conv..u,ion w;l, ha fo..tr,.a d..
ut rs tuu; :. Tbs gov ,n,,a - ~.
I,,oisiati.,n viii h.. tas san,a n,4 =. j
result blackburn will ne re-s.,prt1,d ~
tile Senate. The free silver panple
haven't as many city papsrs az their
opponents, bat they hare Infinitely
more votes. A porsonal friend Of
Secretary Carlsle's says the Secretary
has given up any hope of defeating
free silver in Kentucky, out still c!inys
TO the hope Ct preventing Blackbnrn's
re-sloction. PRESIDENT Cleveland par-
ticnlarty 1esires t see Blackburn de-
feated. ana eitorts to that end will not
cease until the Legislature has been
elected ana mas i@ctsd Senator.
The silver men are rather inclined
to poke fun at ex Secretary Whitneys
published .opiniolls on the silver quss-
ton, whicf4afe supposed to 90 f,Gtoft2
ant because OF the chance he has OF
being nominated for President by the
democrats. One of them said The
"nole interview with Mr. Whitney
migne nave "ithout|ioss OF sense OF
SUBSTANCES oeeil condensed INTO VI am
friendly TO silVer' out III favor ct
waiting 1'r Europe 10 rsmonstlze It,
According to Senator Carter OF Mon
tana who is now in Washington, the
Rocky Mountain and pacihc Iioaat
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-11-09
The Age of Niagara Falls.

For o than 100 years the sci
entists of the Old and New World
have been figuring out lineage of the
great falls. Elliott in 1890 fixed the
age at $1,000 years; Lyell in 1910
claimed the falls could not be over
80, 900 years; Woodward in 1856 even
reduced the figure to -, 600 years.
and still more recently Gilbert, after
learned arguments about the matter,
estimated their age at 67 centuries
Now Professor Spencer comes for
ward and says that all calculations
SO far had been based upon tho re-
Progressive movement of the soil
through the action of the water.
While this recession is nearly regu.
lar, headds a new element of calcula.
tion-that is, the different phases of
the formation of the river itself and
its greater or lesser force of erosion
eXerted both on river bed and banks
Spencer argues that the river has OK
listed for about 80, 900 years. During
LOCO years or nor it had drained
the Erie basin without having form,
ed a cascade. The waters of Lake
Ontario getting lower and lower, the
falls resulted, but were formed slow.
ly and gradually until they reached
their present height.
The Niagara falls as we know
them, or nearly so, will last at least
5000 years longer.-Nature.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-11-09

After the usual periodical blast against
ihe wild extravaganza with which Mrs.
Clatterby manages the household affairs,
che burning of two bundles of wood where
one would do, and so on, Mr.. Clatterby
Winds up with:
I'D just like to have the running of
this house for about one week. I'd show
0 what could be done. There's no end
of little things that we might economize
on, and every little helps. Now we're get
ting an extra quart of milk a day. That's
only s cents a day, but that's $25 a year,
enough to buy shoes for all the children,
and stockings too. Why, graciousl there's
lots of things we might cut off and never
miss 'em at all"
well, JONAS said Mrs. Clatterby,
suppose you try it and see what you can
do. You take the money this, week, and
you run the house. If you think you can
run this house Oh what you give me and
buy clothes for the children and pay the
laundry and the gas and the 40 other
things that you don't know anything
about, why, you're nightly mistaken. But
you take the money, and you try it just
one week, and you'll''-
Then Mr.. Clatterby vent off to smoke
his cigar and said no more. He crawled,
as usual.-New York Sun.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-11-09
Quack Medicines of Bygone Days.

%~" u DySOuO D0ySs
Nearly everything in the animal
kingdom was formerly used in the
healing art, says julius Stinde, a
German writer. In the Oldest med
ical book now known, composed in
Heliopolis, where once Joseph served
i'll the house of Potiphar, we find
means for increasing the growth of
hair, prepared for Schesch, the moth
81 of Teta, the king CT Upper and
Lower Egypt"
Dogs teeth, overripe dates and
asses hoofs.were carefully cooked in
oil and then grated. AS Teta lived
before Cheops, this recipe for hair
oil is older than the great pyramid at
Gizeh and is supposed to date back
more than 6, 900 years. The heads of
venomous serpents have held an i'm.
portant place in medicine. A strong
broth, made from them and mixed
with salt and spices and 100 other
remedies, was employed, under the
name of theriac, as a cure for every
conceivable disease. Three drops of
the blood of an angry cat gave relief
to the epileptic.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-11-09
Didn't Drive to His Door.

One night a party of New York
railroad men ~strolled up Broadway
after dinner. Near FOrty-second
street the conversation turned upon
the prices of cab hire in different cit
les. William Hayward, ex-railroad
commissioner of Connecticut, said
that New York cab fares were higher
than in any other city in the coun-
try.
Where are you staying?" asked
a New Yorker.
within six blocks, was the re-
ply, land a cabby will not drive me
to my door for anything near So"
The New Yorker made a bet of q
supper for the crowd that any cabby
would drive him to his door for 81.
Bring him along" twas the reply.
The money was posted, the cabby
called and the address asked for and
given as: "St. Cloud hotel, fourth
floor. Drive up to the door" A mer-
rier party than the n which drove
round to II of tho Tenderloin owl
cafes would have been difficult to
find.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-11-09
Thought He Was rnyinclble.


I'm on 70 ON biggcr'n a house" he
chuckled as he halted at the front door of
the Fort street depot the other afternoon.
Ills remart was directed TO a policemen,
and the officer looked him over and found
him to he IA gray haired old man with two
satchels and Il look of triumph.
"Iou bet they dent gum game your
Uncle William with his eyes wide open"
continued the MAJ as Il grin covered his
face They might IA did it 80 vcar ago.
but not today, thank ye."
"What's the matter?'' asked the officer
'Feller tried to hornswaggle your IN
Gle William up the street. Sized me up for
a haysced and worked a racket so wears
old Thought all he lad to do was to
throw out his hook and catch a suckern
"What was the rackct:' =.
why, as | was walkin along a teller
overtakes me and seq | dropped nv wallet
/ UinEs ut him, Ln+
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-11-09
PREACHERS DIDN'T PAY,
And Though He Wasn't One He Got
Through.

And Though He Wasn't One He Got
Through.
This is about IN exceedingly genial,
middle aged, suburban gentleman who
was driving a party of young people to
the depot, They had spent the day par
taking of his inequalities. Jogging along
during a little interval of silence, all eyes
spied straight ahead one of those long,
awkward looking poles that span SO many
country roadways, slowly lifting its skel-
etonlike length toward the sky.
"Say, Mr.. -" observed one of the
party, "don't they let good looking people
through hat gate free?"
mot quite" he laughed good natured-
ly. ''We'd all have to be preachers in the
bargain to get past that lynx eyed old fell
low at the gate yonder; but, speaking of
preachers, reminds me that I did pose as
one once and fooled the old ~gatekeeper
royalty.
How did I do it? Well, it was when
l was a drummer and selling goods
around through country towns in these
parts. was going through n of these
old gates, and I slowed up a bit and asked
of the old fellow at the door,:
"'Ah, my friend, do preachers pay to
so through your gate?'
NO, slr, hdlu ne, anu WIFI q prOIOuHu
obeisance he waved me on and backed
into his little room.
"Well after that l passed through soI1t
eight or ten times, when n day he &c
costed me as | drove up.
"'Good day, sir, he said. What churtt
do you preach at, sir, may l askF
None, my good -fellow-none,' re
piled.
WHAT Didn't you tell me you were
q preacher said he.
NO. said. L only asked you If
preachers had to pay. l was just a little
curious to know. Well, you should have
seen that old fellows face as it dawned
upon him where the joke came in. Yes,
l always paid after that. "-Cincjrpp''
Tribune.
The Hand of Time.
Mother-Why, my dear, what's the mat
ter?
Daughter (tearfullyeI-I am losing
my beauty.
Acknowledgements.
Daughter-Oh, it's truel 1 went to
Bargain g. Co. IS to price goods, and the
clerk who waited on me began to look
tired before I'd been there an hour Boo.
hoo, hool-New York Weekly.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-11-09
Painted Marble.

The new academy at Athens is
built of marble from the same quar-.
ries which furnished the marble for
tho Parthenon, and its sculptures are
brilliantly decorated in red, blue and
gold. This might be considered bar
barrie if it not classical, but
since the discoveries made in excava-
tons at Athens within the last 20
years it is no longer possible to
doubt that the ancient Greeks often
painted their choicest marbles in the
most gaudy colors.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-11-09
AND INTERMEDIATE POINTS IN
Steamer Connections for ALASKA,
HAWAII, JAPAN and CHINA,

Solid in construction, modern in i'm
provements.
Palace Sleeping and Dining Cars,
Buffet Library Cars, Family Tourist
Sleepers and high back seated day
coaches especially adapted for long dis
lance travelling.
Meals served on "pay for what you
eat" plan.
Through the grandest scenery in Amer
lea by daylight.
Reaches fine hunting, fishing, pleasure
and health resorts--Helena and Boulder
Hot Springs, Lake Mcdonald, the Koot-
enai, the Columbia, Lake Chelan and
Puget Sound.
Round trip excursion tickets to points
east and west, with stop off privileges,
and choice of return route. Baggage
checked to destination.
Connects in season of navigation with
the magnificent steamships North West
and North Land running between Du-
luth and Buffalo.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-11-09

He-Haven't you been doing something
to your house?
She-Oh, yes, indeed. 1t has been en-
tirely refitted. What do you think of the
decorations?
He-Beautiful.
She-We like them. Then papa got me
this piano.
Howell, well, isn't it great?
She-Yes, indeed. This tea table is
also new. Don't you think the desi On is
lovely?
He-Fine! And amt those chairs some
thing new?
She-Oh, yes. And then we have added
to our rugs
He-So l see. What good taste has been
displayed 1t is lovely all through. But
there's one thing l miss.
She-What is that?
He-A nice sofa.
She-That's my fault, I've been away,
you know.
He-Yes, l know. But what has that
to do with it?
She-Mamma said she wanted me to SO
lect the sofa myself.-New York World.