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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-10-24
BROWN'SHO-

West Virginia man is so peculiarly
affected by riding on a train that he has
to chain himself to a seat to prevent his
jumping out of the car window.
People in Madison county, KY, who
have paid their taxes are entitled to be
married free by the sheriff.
An Illinois farmer owns hen which
lays twin eggs every day.
Geigersville, Ky, is the birthplace OF
boy who was an inveterate tobacco
chewer before he was a year old.
An Alabama father has taught all
his children to read with their books
upside down.
A Mississippi woman, who chews to-
bacco and drinks whisky, thinks that
women have all the rights" they need.
A Minnesota girl of Is can distinguish
no color, everything being white to her,
and she is compelled to wear dark
glasses to protect her eyes from the
glare.
Young Darling killed man in Wash
ington county, Ky, the other day, and
Love Divine stole a wagon load of tools
in Fayette county.
The servants in a school for girls in
Connecticut, while cleaning up the
rooms after the school closed, discov-
cred 3,e78 wads of chewing gum stuck
about in various places.
A Florida negro is growing fat on
snake steaks.
One county in Pennsylvania has con-
tributed two members to congress, two
to the state senate and two convicts to
the penitentiary.
A Mississippi river steamboat rousta-
bout drinks a half gallon of whisky
every day.
A South Carolina widow became her
own mother-in-law recently. That is
to say, she is now the wife of her hus-
bands father.
A New Hampshire girl of % never
tasted hot bread until three weeks ago.
when she stopped with friends at a
Boston hotel.
A dude in Philadelphia was turned
out of the club to which he belonged
because he paid his tailor's bill two days
after he got his clothes.
An Idaho school teacher enforces
obedience with revolver.
A Baptist preacher in Georgia re-
fuses to baptize except in running
water.
An Arkansas hunter has a hound
that will catch his tail in his teeth and
roll down a hill faster than any other
hound in the pack can run.
Maine mother has an old slipper,
still in use, which has spanked six gen.
erations of her family.
Michigan has a man who is so fat
that he can't fall down hard enough to
hurt himself He is known as the hui
man spheroid.
A Delaware peach grower has found
an apple with fuzz on it growing on
peach tree.
An Indiana calf, now two months
old, has hoofs like horse.
A Chicago man paid his first visit to
ST. Louis in July, and he liked it SO well
that he has gone there to live
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-10-24

In honor OF Mrs George Lille, who
will leave soon to reside in St Louis,
Mrs Charles King entertained last even
ing.
The rooms were decorated with vines
and the hostess was assisted by Mesdames
Z. Nj. Carpenter, w. T. Branstrup,
l. 7. Lockard, Hollinshade, WeIlman.
Wilmarth and Sa rgent, Misses Maud
Edwards and Edna Carpenter. Miss
Rsna Pratt entertained the guests with
solos. and Misses Edwards and Carpenter
gave some entertaining recitations. Re-
freshments were served throughout the
evening.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-10-24
MASONIC SOCIETY LOSES.
Suit of the Heirs of John H@ Parsons
Successful.

Successful.
In the suit of the heirs of John II. Par
sons. who reside near Maple Hill, against
the Masonic Mutual Benefit society of
Kansas, judgment has been given by
Judge Hazen in favor of the heirs. This
is the case where the holder of 1000
policy designated as the benefciaries
those of his children and grand children
whom he should name in his will. and
died without leaving will
The court ordered that 1908 3d. the
actual value of the policy, should be paid
over to the four children as the direct
line of inheritance. This relieves the
lodge of ever having to pay it again if q
will should be found at some later date.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-10-24
Married with the Grave in sight.

WAsECA, Mimi, Oct 24-Waseca
county claims the palm for peculiar
matrimonial ventures in this state on &C
count of the marriage few DAYS ago of
c. G. Jennings and Mrs Fredi EngIinga,
both of New Richland. The groom is
So and the bride 76 The match was
opposed by Jennings children, especially
as his first wife had been dead but four
months.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-10-24
Essbs4nHd blankets
At Co lumbuA, Bngr><qO.
American EAiiis Hin

American Eliifs FEimse;r in Paris.
NEW YORK. Oct. PA special to the
Herald from Paris says: Fra ncis Hinton,
late manager of the Milwaukee Steel
works, blew out his brains at the corner
of the Rue Royale and the Place de la
Concorde at half past-eight o'clock Tues
day evening.
Rob IS an s,aA kers
At Columbus B41RzACo
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-10-24
PLOT IN THE PALACE.
An Intrigue is Discovered Among the
Sultan's Omcials.

LONDON. Oct PA special dispatch
received here from Constantinople says
that plot has been discovered among
the officials of the sultan's palace. In
consequence, it is added, numerous ar
rests have been made ard the residences
of the ministers are now guarded by
troops.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-10-24

NEw York, Oct. 24-H. c. Frick, man
ager of the Carnegie Iron and Steel
works, at Pittsburg, is at the Holland
house. He has had several interviews
with Mr. Carnegie. concerning the order
of the Russian government for patent
carbonized reforged armor, Mr.. Carna.
gle admitted that Russia had placed the
order. 1t will keep the plant at Home
stead fully occupied for the next five
months.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-10-24

Mrs. Ysnsga Gets a Dakot a Divorce.
YANKToN, IS D.. Oct 24-The decree
of divorce has been granted in the case
of Mrs. Mabel w. Yjnasa against Fer
dinand A. Ysnaga of New York city.
Mrs. Ysnaga has been a resident of
Yankton SIX MONTHS and will remain
here for the preyesk
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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-10-24
SWEET SIMPLICITY.
Pretty Dresses for Young Ladies
in Their Teens.
NEW RASPBERRY RED SHADES

"A Hands ON = w 2iking Froch-zf arked
Change in Hairdressing-Part in
tho MiddIe-A Pert and Cute Fancy.
NEW YORK. October % In these days
Of grace young girls have special place
assigned to them, and sweet simplicity
is the watchword, and yet they were
never SO prettily or suitably dressed.
The pretty and Frenchy shepherds
plaids seem particularly suitable to
them, and many of their street and
home dresses are made of that neat and
always refined goods. The checks in
them vary in size from invisible" to
quite large pattern, though the pinhead
is rather more often seen. Black, blue,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-10-24
THINKING OF BUYING
"a Cape,
Goat or
sAclseT.
MRin&er UnderyVear.

Hundreds of ladies have discovered
that this is the place to buy Winter Un-
derwear. Rave sold more Underwear
in the past two days than we We sold IN
as MANY weeks. BETTER COML AND
SEE WHY.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-10-24
UNUSUAL THINGS.

Freaks of Various Kinds Net to Be
Seen in the Museums.
There is man in Missouri whose
feet are so large that he has to put his
trousers on over his head.
A Kentucky shoemaker, for the sake
of economy, has his sign painted thus:
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-10-24
tomorrow

Well open a superb new stock of Swiss
embroidered Handkerehlefs. tatting
and lace borders. entirely original de-
signs, at 121zc 10 25c.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-10-24
Eidcr Down.

We've been impatiently waiting for
this invoice of beautiful Elder Downs,
and hero they are, white. blue. pink. etc.,
etc Plain notified and figured 4sc, 5oc,
csc and 75c.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09
SAILING AWAY.

Sailing away with the wind abeam,
And the wide, wide sea before;
Sailing away in a lovers dream
To the port Of the golden shore,
Idle hands on the rudder bands,
HOPE in the sunrise fair,
And hearts rs light as the sea bird white
Afoat in the morning air.
Love, in the dawn of that faroff time,
Did you guess of the weary way?
Dearest, when lifo seemed summer rhyme
Could we tell where we went astray2
Silent tears through the coming years,
Darkness for you and me,
And doubt and dread of the wilds ahead
Fell chill as we sailed a-sea.
Sailing ashore with waning wind
On the glass of dreaming tide,
Leaving the dark Of the deep behind
For the light of the other side,
Loosen hands from the rudder bandsl
All, to the margin foam
Comes breath OF land DER the golden sand.
Oh, sweet is our welcome homeI
William Woodward in Chambers Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09
The Wabash Railroad.

Commencing Sunday, September s,
Wabash trains and 8, between St. Louis
and Kansas City, will have the follow
ing sleeping equipments:
No. 4, Kansas City to st. Louis, will
have one compartment sleeper to st.
Louis, and the Denver-St. Louis through
sleeper.
No 5, st. Louis to Kansas City, will
have one compartment sleeper to Kansas
City and the Cincinnati-Kans City
through sleeper.
The Denver-St. Louis sleeper, west
bound, is carried on Wabash train No. l,
leaving st. Louis at 1901 p. m. midnight,
arriving in Denver at 1895 O'Clock on the
second morning.
The Kansas City Cincinnati through
sleeper, east bound, runs on Wabash
train 6, leaving Kansas City at $50 p. M,
arriving at st. Louis at 2:30 a. m. thence
via B. q @. s. W. train No. 4, arriving
Cincinnati 1880 a. m.
G. 8. CRANE, @. M. HAMPsoN,
G.P.&T.A. Commercial Agent,
St. Louis, Mo. 1925 18th st.,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09

Connections with main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creole, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. G. R. R. for
the gold camps of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
YER with all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers leaving Santa Fe
at a. m. take supper at Alamoss, at
which point through sleeper will be re-
served if desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. j. HELM, General Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
s. K. HOOPER, G. P. A.,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09

more or less of it gets into the blood.
That's constipation. 1t is such wonder.
fully simple thing that people do not regard
it seriously. They let It run on, let it grow
worse, become chronic, and show itself all
over the body in fifty ways before they con-
slider it important. Constipation causes
nine tenths Of all human ailments, Its first
symptoms do not seem very serious, but
even they are very disagreeable. few of
them are sour stomach, Aatulence, heart
burn, distress after eating, foul breath,
coated tongue, dizziness, palpitation Of the
heart, sick and bilious headaches, general
lassitude and debility. When any Of these
symptoms show themselves, you should
Immediately take DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pei
let's according to directions. They are tiny,
sugar-coated granules, made on purpose to
cure constipation. They do this perfectly
and quickly, and they are the only prepare
ton in the world that will do it. There are
plenty of medicines that will give relief as
long as you keep on taking them, but you
can't stop. They don't cure; they give
merely temporary relief. Doctor Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets give immediate relief aud
produce permanent cure.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09

Desert Land, Final PrOOf.-NOtice for
Publication No. $40.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
Santa Fe, N. NJ,
September IL, 1895. }
Notice is hereby given that @. Leon AL
lison, of Santa Fe county, has filed notice
of intention to make proof on his desert
land claim, No. $40, for the 8 l4,nw4
and lot 8, section 8, tip l6 q, r9 e, before
the register or receiver at Santa Fe, N.
M, on Saturday, the 10th day of October,
1895.
He names the following witnesses to
prove the complete irrigation and recla-
nation of said land: Matthias j. Maggie,
Tiburcio Montoya, Jefferson Hill, Diego
Gonzales, all of Santa Fe, N. NJ.
JAMES II. WALKER,
Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09

Mr.. j. K. Fowler, secretary and treas
urer of the Corinne Mill, Canal and Stock
Co., of Corinne, Utah, in speaking of
Chamb erlain's Cough Remedy says: 81
consider it the best in the market. 7
have used many kinds bat find Chamber
lain's the most prompt and effectual in
giving relief, and now keep no other in
my home" When troubled with a cough
or cold give this remedy trial and we
assure you that you will be more than
pleased with the result. For sale by A..
@. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09
The Present Generation

Lives at telegraph speed-eats too fast,
retires too late, does not rise betimes,
smokes and (alas, that we should have to
say IT'D chews two much tobacco. The
consequences are dyspepsia, general
absence of that robust and manly ,igor
which characterized our ancestors, and
manifest proneness to early decay. Reg
ular hours due allowance of time for
meals, the disuse of excessive smoking,
and altogether of chewing tobacco, In
connection with course of Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, will in nine cases out of
ten efface consequences of the abuses of
the laws of health indicated above. A
want of stamina. dyspepsia, nervousness
and biliousness are among these conse-
quences, and they are bodily ills to the
removal of which the Bitters is specially
adapted. Nor is the Bitters less fitted to
overcome and prevent fever and ague,
kidney and bladder troubles and rheu-
matte ailments. II is also fine appe-
tizer and promoter of convalescence.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09
THE NEW MEXICAN.

Daily, English Weekly and spanisn
Weekly editions, will be found on
sale q tho following news depots,
whore subscriptions may also b
made:
A. O. Teichman, 0errillos.
8. e. Newcomer, Albuquerque.
B. T. Link, Silver City.
J. B. Hcdgen, Deming.
o. o. Miller, Hillsborough.
B. Daley, East Las Vegas.
Z. 3. Allen, Las Vegas.
San Felipe, Albuquerque
Jacob Weltmer, City.
FLETCHER 3 Arnold. Bland. MN.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09
sUNBEAMs.

Old Gentleman: Do you think, sir,
that you are able to support my daughter
without continually lowering on the
verge of bankruptcy Sutton: Oh, sir,
I am sure can. Old Gentleman: Well,
that's more than can do. Take her and
be happy,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09

A Brilliant Spirit Of Repartee.
Shelf is reported around town that
we are engaged.
He--I have heard worse things than
that.
She-I never have. Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09

The DIRE a m Of
Ponce de Leon was
that he might dis
cover the fountain
of perpetual youth.
He died searching
for it. The fountain
he was looking for
was an impossible
ity, unnatural and
c h i m e ric al. The
nearest thing to the
fountain of perpet-
nal youth is a four
tain of perpetual,
p6rf ect q e a i + n.
Health keeps people
young. Sickne s 5
m a kes them old.
Health means FIRST
of all, strength and
regularity in the di-
re stive functions.
Put indigestible mat
ter into the stomach,
and it is likely to
find lodgment In the
bowels. 1t will stop
tn cir action. Poi
sonous, refuse mat
ter, which $ h o uld
have been thrown
off ic retained in the
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09
Everything Goes.

Yabsley-Who was it that said, tGen.
ius was an infinite capacity for taking
pains?"
Wickwire-I don't know who said 1t,
but if it be true my wife is a genius She
never reads patent medicine almanac
without at once taking all the symptoms
1t describes. indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09

"While down in the southwestern part
of the state some time ago." says Mr.. w.
Chalmers, editor Of the Chico (Cal.) Enter
prise, II had an attack of dysentery. Hav-
ing heard of Chamberlain'sC Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhea Remedy I bought bottle.
A couple of doses of it completely cured
me. Now am champion of that rem
edy for all stomach and bowel COM
plaints." For sale by A. G. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09

have finished your portrait, Mrs. De
Fashe, said the artist. All but the color
ing of the face. And why do you not
finish that? wanted to hear from you
as to whether You preferred me to have
you look healthy or merely interesting.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09

Juror: ask to be excused, your honor,
from serving In this breach OF promise
case. Judge: Upon what ground :
Juror: I have mother-in-law, and
Judge: Excused!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09
The u. S. Govt Reports
show Royal Baking Powder
superior to all Others

But why have you thrown George over?
Oh, hate him! The other evening he
asked me if he might give ME kiss, and
because said no, he didn't.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09

It is not our custom to criticise nature,
but we have no hesitancy in saying that
she fell down when she didn't grow han
dies on watermelons,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09

Ada: Do you think the word obey
should be omitted from the marriage
service? Ida: OmittedY Certainly not.
II should merely be transferred to the
other party to the contract.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09

Clara Indignantly: Lips that touch
wine shall never touch mine. ! saw you
with glass of liquor before you.
Charles: But not drop of it touched
my lips. I sucked it through straw.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09

There is one m edicine which every
family should be provided with. We refer
tn Chamberlain's Pain Balm. When it is
kept at hand severe pain of burn or
scald may be promptly relieved and the
sore healed in much less time than when
medicine has to be sent for. A sprain
may be promptly treated before infam-
nation sets in, which insures a cure in
about one-third the time otherwise re-
quired. Cuts and bruises should receive
immediate attention, before the parts be-
come swollen, and when Chamberlain's
Pain Balm is applied it will heal them
without matter being formed, and with
out leaving scar. sore throat may
be cured in one night. piece of flannel
damped with this linament and bound on
over the seat of pain, will cure lame back
or pain in the eide or chest in twenty
four hours. It ia the most valuable, how
ever, for rheumatism. Persons afflicted
with this disease will be delighted with
the prompt relief from pain which it af-
fords, and it can be depended upon to
effect complete cure. For sale by A. G.
Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09
A Knowing One.

II don't gamble, I" said the cannibal
as he took the lid of the sailor soup,
'sbut / guess I'll open this jack pot. -
Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09

The burden of labor Is constantly being
lightened by new inventions, but nothing
new has yet been discovered to brighten
the hours of labor, and make life worth
living like Simmons Liver Regulator
does. It's the king of liver medicines. A
sluggish liver Expresses ones spirits and
causes languor, besides upsetting the
whole system. But Simmons Liver Regu-
lator tones up and strengthens the body.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09
A 1000 MILES
FOR A 1000 CENTS

Ia what
R. G. & s. and D. & R. G. R. R.
propose to do for persons desiring to at.
tend the carnival at Denver, October 16
and II. Full particulars will be published
later.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-10-09

Hazel: I have one of the incest den
fists you ever saw. Mute: In what way !?
Hazel: Why, he pulled out the wrong
tooth the other day and wouldn't charge
me cent for it.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1895-07-25
Novelties In Ladies' Shirts.

Tho latest shirts are made with detach-
able Collars. The new coIo~iles are aPri-
cot, Lille, turquoise, canary and the light
cst peach tint Of hclioirnpc Yhcy are
made in pi4uc with two white collars, one
turning up and one turning down, and all
with straight white cuffs.
Others are made in French print striped
and spotted, with soft fronts gathered at
the waist, and there are some most covet-
able ones of the game delightful colorings
with stiff pique fronts, the lemon color
piped with black, the other tone with
white
Narrow necktes are the fashion tied in
small bows or scarfs with wide ends in
tended for fastening with sailors knots,
and scarfs long enough to tuck into the
waistband are made In various culored
grapes as well rs in black and white checks,
The brighter the colors the more fashion
able. One Of the smartest ties for the
moment resembles a bandanna handker-
chief in small patterned green and red
mixture.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1895-07-25
ABSINTHE AND BIrTERS.
How the French Increase the Evils of Al
cohol Drinking.

There Is no doubt the drink question
is complicated all over France with the
growth of ahsinthc and bitters drinking
before meals. Here the evils of alcohol
are increased by the hurtful qualities Q:
the herhs-absinthe fwormwood), hys-
sop, fenntl, anise. badiane Chinese
anlse secdl angelica, wild marjoram
and the various mints-which are IN
fuSd IN the distillation.
Dr. Maguan. at st Aune's hospital
For the Insane, with others Of the Paris
faculty, has Investigated this subject by
practical experiments with dogs. The
essence Of absinthe tthc most poisonous
OF all these substances), hyssop and fen
mel when injected in light quantity
produced direct epilcptic attacks Tho
others simply stupetied.
This is further illustrated by the no
toriou- and public increase Of epilepsy
and epileptiform attacks i'll Paris and
by the necessity 10 which the city has
now come Of building special asylum
for alcoholics This Is TO be at Vile
Evrard and is to furnish accommoda
tlons for nearly l,500 patients, who
viii thus be finally separated from those
who are deranged mentally from other
causes.
Perhaps the worst effect of this alco-
holisn. which is often not chronic
drunkenness, is found by doctors in the
children of its victims These are some
times intelligent, but they are regularly
unbalanced and impulsive and often
enough tuberculous, cpileptic or imbe-
cile and without physical resistance
Cor New York Tribuup