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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-06-06
cou>TRy REAL ESTATE 70 LET.

.cr>cY FOR CONGRATULATIONS a.!
E,nd.; sale or rent. pulI1ing s.,es
-~...sfi; 4 "a yfnH q Essarn1n-ss -
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E. RE L IN & s.

e. " 4 Z. l. " < Oa
Inrc.bh tr.ls for CflrAg" aud TIE Nes, .fass So
YORK f,ot o.: Chambers daily. follows. -"4 "'s
.nlnuf"s earle fTof Wet .1i--i. ~,
Of, \. h.-Nesill--''d Lxyfess n Wa'eip: p.h.'
C'lO anton Iam<a. Iura.. tiradfof1 All Sa!a'
mArca. Iai.of 30 U-NaJ 1900
300 "y' t.a,sua la Law, Sa a '..' c f' Ss
SIS IN. chicag. y m s..c.c.s g. chi
Cl-t Lana AMI Cincinnati l'nfz ar
63O Il. nT'a ns 1921 s, f',' '':' I E!
troll. nicago nj tho Wet DuralD iassens~fs
caa main r..~pcr until \ y.
S:45 r." rsa S',q s.es sccp~r' to naTao
cage ant Cine Innafl Diuns car
4 OCAf THE TABLE. TICKETS ANp rtffNAS
i ncc0urr. III POL. col and 9ol Ur af-sf
ia p, ias,b., @hanhers and we.' 2ai f-rrl>s
Nv York. 90 pro,fun, AMI 21a rui' 20 - lfkifn "a
lid, - Ifa,ek.l and Jersey CIV station Erie
r.fer comp1nv FOR ana checks b1rgscs fors
a. - r.sitrncrs 10 telfinatOn
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-06-06
DOMESTIC SITUATIONS WANTED.

COACHMAH.-A gentleman wishes situa-
:lon for his cofored coachman; strictly
frst-class; married. small family: city or
country: FIVE years references. T..
BROWN 06t 3d-ave.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-06-06

FLATS and : rooms. at REDUCED
RENTS ~ 10 West aJth St. near
III. aiway. new. elegant. central AMES
A co. 100 Wa, 3tih-st.
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CENTRAL RAILROAD OF NEW-JERSEY.
(Anfhracite coal used exclusively
-Four tracks Automatic Block Signals.
on and after May 20. 1895.


For Eason bethlehem Allentown. March CHUNK. &c,
40 7s. 0:lO III - 70 rasion) A. NJ. 40 40 90
e Eas,on' 400 t,s. 80 to Aon'9%n ~ n sundays
For Wikeshsrre ,rttston; and Scranton $40 H. M''
40 10 $50 !. VI. Sundays. 40 4 " :. 60,
For beading At 40 so, a:lo 1900 II 80 A. y TO-
30 400 800 .:sj 100 7. NJ. IL II night. Sundays
40 A. ~. 90 $40 go ! a. 10 nsh' 10 ,ao
400 800 si5 P II. 1915 might. sundays 100 90
Goo p NJ. 1913 night. , .,,. IN
For snnbury.. Lewisburg; AMI Wiliamsiort at ~" q,
7. NJ. $50 .., ,,o,.,r
For Rcd Hank Long Hr9n,h ani pi"s son'h 70 M
as r ". sundays, ssAc,Pt Ocean Grove and A''"'y
For iakewo.d Toms river nnTn's,' Park. ani Rarne'
For Atlantic CITY. Cape Nay. Vn"and. and Bridee'on
For Eeech. scayIrh, % anl ~ ",'Nnis SUI ~
''yS' WV SANDY HOOK RoUTE.
FOR LONt. BRANCH. OCEAN GROVE sc.
Fr1m Prev y. H., foot Rector -
For Atlantic Highlands. Highland bach. Nofmaal,e
hranch a, 40 ioia 4 II. 90. sa,rri.,s oniN 30
100 y NJ sundays $50 A. NJ, 100 J.
F,- Fiieron Asiury Park. Ocean Grow" AMI = ms
.onth 70 point Pleasant. Io:l3 A N Il 90 sn'i1'ff,
oniY aas p. NJ SUNDAYS Except Ocean Grove and
Ai,u r dreod Toms River PM Barnesai. 10 a ~
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-06-06

COACHMAN.-Py nrst-c,ass man: thor
oughly understands horses and carriages;
10 years personal city references Is hon.
eat sober. willing and otliging. ROBERT
TAGGERT. 141 Sylvan-ave.. Newark. n. j.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-06-06
])nblic Notices.
DUBLIC NOTICE.

OFFICE OF THE CLERK OF THE COMMON COUNCIL.
ROOM :. CITY HALL. NEW. YORK CITY
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-06-06
ZEAL ESTATE tn EXCHANGE.

BUSINESS property IN Illronce. S. g.. 20
exchange for hardware or merchandise.
g. y. GREGG Murphy. " =.
900 ACRTS ~ nnc mountain land 10 OK
change FOR hardware. =. \. GREGG
Murphy. y. C.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-06-06
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
ruRNIsHED HOUSES TO LET.

Clunsrl - mo F0r'Ora'I01.
~ . TrNnn Row. Now Ynrk CLty
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FURNISHED ROOMS no LET.

BACHELOR QUARTERS -Delightfuliy
cool: comfort. abundant bath hccommo-
between 9th and Madison a,e.
CHOICE Of furnished rooms 70 IT,, in pri-
vate family ~ summer prices Z, those
who value refined surroundings. $50 Eas'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-06-06

DEL, LACkAWANNA AND WESTERN IL, ~
s:nfivn- Ia New-Aork foot OF barclay """
Christopher street, u,,E,,,.r
VESTIBl LED TRAM. ~ LE,mrrN DUTY"
pircc, route yEWArX BLOOMFIELD. Ha,s,n:
R.eec Madison. Morrisi1Mn Iass-ic fas,i.h i iEl
XIX HoPA1tONG Hackcttsio.n: ScH1 :, LIN;
MOUNTAINS Washington. rilllIdiSH' it" 1870
WAITER GAP sTHOlpSHl 10 ie.2n2 'l' q sTf.
fCnANTON. fI1TsrON. WlLkESEAEEss:n H. al.
COEr TANVIILE. NORTH MHEiIANp. ,,M.ht-
~ i,I.:dIiA.ITOT. OXFORD. NoEWici; Ws,sti-
vic UTICA. RlCIlFIEG.D SPEiSrS, -. ,,,,nann.a.
SYRACUSE oSWEGo ITHACA oNItr, > ~;
CoI:NIEG. ~ nANSXILE u, r ~ ST az
,2d 4. AUTHORIZATIONS MAIL Stops at pT'hcp"
600 A d-ErFFALo. SCRANTON. BiNGiiAMToN;
rTICl. RI HIIELD spn1NGS, SnHH' -. ai.n
Os,T CO EXpI-s Pullman ilufi" Pan " - o'a w
meet u Nunnio with train for chicago arriving w
n, y" Il is::T'iN RINGHAMToN n-i Er.MIRA
a 90 ; M-SCRA NToN' viTRFSHAHRE ana fLi NJ
Of-TE TNPRist- Pullman pailoT cars
,.:o T. Il ,paf,)- BuNaif N.sL lri li.itrl t,p~xs
"far s,'RANTON lISGHAMroH EIMlRA hrr
rtLO r4lwan l'uTei sleep NJ 60. .hn'cl' a.
rui,i. Win train t1r Chicago. arriving at 30 p H.
s.eih 1r e v' Gally- nt'IIALO SCRANTON. nINGHAM
T0% r-TfrA SY4t'l'SE and OSWE1o ENfi'fNS
,rliria.. Iirc, si.cfcrs. ..-,,..e -. 3,
-icEf~fs Az T'Il MAJ tCcONNopNTioNS ~ % ~
p,-i ria.o Pr'rfrav Tickets ~ f.r-r r'ar w
p-.alrav ~ 49, ar'. - l"',' = - " -.
i0c r-oalwlv rf0.''}u Time tables giving fnn mo-
NATION ~ s s','i-rr 49, ,
y,-rcrrorT rvpRFSS COMPANY viii I'LL for ana
check from hotc r"siSercs - fes''nst'oa
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WEST SHORE R.R.

lIaL "a West AZ II. STATION. New as tS'
lows aud 10 minutes earlier from. foot FIAr...n So
$40 A. ". Lab LOc al o BuEalO
U15 A. VI. Daily ioG Albany Itlca syracuse R'chestef
l,.N4ln. NIAGARA Falls. Detroit Chicago.
VI. ias TOR Albany. Montreal Utica. Syracuse"
Poehes;rr. Hu'tlo Niagara Falls Toronto. Detroit
'I~r.iard. Chicago and 81 Louis
80 - VI. Iaib. except sunday. for Utica Syracuse
...wark, Rochester and Iunain.
s.t5 - ~ I,ng ~ Ahnn, I't.ca Fyracuse Rochesie:
Iufalp Niagara Falls Toronto p.trci.. Cleveland. On,
ergo an -. Louis.
For tickets TIM tables ~ 'ra 'ran' raror and sleep
accommodation apply CITY r1c"s BROOKLYN ard
"ey iutk and ~ stations. TIVE Italics ~ p-in~'pi!
hotels For other Information address
T.. '.kN2rRT. G-nciai Passenger Agent
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FOr SALE.


At REDUCED PRi'tS.-JO0 sccond-hand
wood and iron workirs machines; fully
ruarauf~ed, machinery bo-fht -nd ex-
CHANGED GEORGE Il. EDDY. "os Macl'
son 81
Al LiTTIFs TOOr. STORE. 30 Fulton.
,t Erw-York. Workshop machinery ZOO,
wen. list FREQ: woodcr ring tools rcrpIl
Jaws. designs and fancy woods; ihchoa'o''
and lrca.lrrs ~ operation.
ANTI Jf'rc. clawf1o' sofas. hlrhpcsi h"is:
,,ilas bureaus chairs. hr'ss f'niers ana
,r.ps IN master ard mYd"rn paintings
rr,ar .nrravings. cfc. siG Amsterdam ave.
c0rn-r loOths
ptrycr.rs Nov $500 'Taimer'' wood
rims reduced % a., 20. hirh frame. II
,.'urle 4 ifiie crDwn fork. Erlm1nt
sGI 'Wir~lcy " s35. TKENtHANp w
Gr1nl-e'.. Hro0klsn.
DISKS -rMplrr DESK CO.. so7 canal
- I4fr.s' stock ~ oFlc" furniture AZ
lowest p-Ir's ir S"N York.
FOR sAI.E-I1Av's bicycle. second hand:
hi~h grnde. pneumatic. Can /" soon NJ
- warren -.
FOR SALE : complete -, ~ office fur
ulfu~r. Including decks typewriter. f1f'.
c'c Apply ~ 4. 3. p h"av'r-st.. h'St
HoDr.
FIRST Glass BARBER SHOP located In
fin r-eid-rfial @~ctDn. business guar
an'c"I - purchaser. ?.oi4 1ih-aY".. near
i22i-s'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-06-06
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.


epfrSoID HOMESTEAD of 10 49, 80
~ Great Harrington. Mas ,s,aS
, neSs dwelling OF IL rooms. i"am annor
hanos,p no,raied anew in first class n'ann i',
ana na,.r,al ready FOR immedia," " ooa
anu ma ~ large family Of taste ann IN
pancy =, !, is but IS or 20 minutes 49, 49,
men'' ,n,,nav station. over finest dri'es
from adway. In the state pas,.ns WV
ana ,",ds OF Mossrs. Ten' M"'''F""
ho,n,nre STANLEY. Colonel hr2wn. -,
Arke n iyopkins- Searles castle IN. t'ease'
S anG, IN" Of The %ry"f Of rd ,ns and
non ., noint nj the splendid Ia"n ,,,, ",,.
park 1%rs"s vs s. e Of Mount me
ana sur nye nothing wider or g,nna'. III a..
,n' "s";s' : an a. h.: sPs%
Of Cor, sn steam heat. bath. not ana c, nd
hrcplarns marble fountains. s'a,ua'g. go I'm ann
water, ms,ionabiy one OF the nn.s, mn
t. he Ss, ,son c sRi.a'f from
CURSOR ,sno, y. T.. at y n; m. u ~, ,"srert
&c have ave ; e. back rS%Ts e
the peATTORNEY. Lock BOX w. "'e''
harrington Mass. ----,-,,,--- h,,,-s,o,c
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MISCELLANEOUS.


AMERICAN LAW ADVICE Ass,H S u,.
Save time and expense OF aaan, 81
ratIon. Write US plain sta starr "e,
Your case with all the facts an, 10. 'bave
clear legal opinion in w W ,hs country At
Nc laIses. ~, onr ADVISORY Board we
;sss g lawsuits. "up Tss sS s sipe,y
prospectus , H"n,''"WrAT HoPE LYNS,
P qe HEARY ". uNGER. Treas 81
Broadway. n. y. city. ---------,------..--.-...,.
ADVICE TREE.--An lawsuits .i,s,s '" nsis,ca
&c. scclaeh,, ,,en,,ons. legal papers draw,n
wills 'i inoTissses aeeds- as, ,nsS%sS' \. +
WARD BUTCHER. 1877 hroao~",' =
JOHN F. C. pIcKHAnSs,Tr. s'2 T rsn" original
,,y.n,o, ~ folding bedstesd cabinctm"n ears
and uphoistering: hair m ma. ~ erder
pets; also Flip covers made 10 oraeI, -.
THE CAVALIER cor ss, u ,,co summer
s,yi,r '' aoc 'e'? ase' 81 % JAMnTs w se.i
imrsr:er. 800 broadway ana
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q nA.0 RAILROAD.

F.si Express Train, 20
baltimore, Warrington. tni.hSo. ihfihh''A'
81. Louis and Al rot"., wrst;,
IfiT.MA% CAR ~ l.Ril l. on MI. III Nl.N.
Leave New ofk foot Of Liberty st. daily fur 'icAHo
- T. No. nnI f. - night ilI1rF 10 8 ~ ~ sun
i,,n II u night. Csc INtATf ST LOUIS 10 a. m
% Q. IN. WAsHlSGTON. BALTIMORE a. m 81
sim 10 a no. ~ 80 iNnifF Ear - llitns AR
q 70 = ~. sua. Dining can Boa. g" y IN
Dining CHn. l. - 1lga'.
%DilTOIK II - .. dl'lv
"FW OpIrANs. Hoenok" Bristol sni Chattanooga
through Pullman Si'0nl1g Car p N. daily.
NJ ;sins n!uni.niicl wiz Pin',cn Ugh 49,, ., RAJ,
'y.r rir~S. -? 10 oci Ito iiroalway III East
,sr - ie7 row.ry y y 70 Fu,on ;, bfook'yni
~ Company will call Tor and chscb
b,,-,re fro- hotel re-idence % des'ira'0n.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-06-06

: =
tag" residence. convenience. barn. s"-
cral acfcs. fruit. fi1d'. near dstD'. posi-.
Office and yacht club. 81. jDn. ATWATER.
c. I.iiciiy-si
SPACIOUS COTTAGE 5 acres ocean
front, VIA sites near clnbhous. md
dock. Nnntuckci Mas. free and ccar
want inland errrwc' place ~ nearby prop
erty. OWNER Tribune Cnlec.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-06-06
HORSES AND CARRIAGES.
4. FOR SALE.
Family going away viii sacrifice

A.-FOR SALE.
Family going away Will sacrihce
contents II their private std'.', III,
4 very stylish cob fearless, p'fi', ~
safe. plenty action. good under sadnie; M
ing all the gai's. also Nv" iai1HY 80
zone VERY FAST. brougham. ihncy u-p'
sb1s, wagon. tandem cart. Top "s a..
wagon. ladies' top phacion all bun' ~
r,.ustor S,iVers and other mrs. -ci"s.
makers: single and double lmpor'e" ,',
and heavy harness in silver am VI 80
ladies' and ecntIemen's English saddles an.
brides. five robes. tl,nkeis. hors" ci.,nlht'
,ptI,s a,c MIST BE SOLD IMMEDl-
ATEIY. Call OWNERS PRIVATE SIN,
if.E ~ East 3Ist-st.. between o'h anu
"s0r AYES. -
-. ~ALE.-Ponies that are L. !. b.eh
"a broken for children and lacles ~ ~
dress Or. O. G. JACKSON. l.. o. b'X iO''
JaHnai "A. l.. l.
FOX sALE.-Lsrge. strong DONKEY ~,
nn,.e and Children: with or without car car
g. Sarness Address DR. O. G.. ia "
son. =. o. Box l6i. Jamaica. J., J.. y. !.
- .----0.,r PAR dark bay cob horses
dnck tails. l54 hands; rising yea,s'
Lo,h good saddlers: free. siylish o.N ar,
single and double: price. StD; "oi'" ~ 49,,
lie. victoria. brOugham and car, al al,
Brewster & Co. and In SUPP, ,a and SIN.
rcll separate a, half value double n,n can
glc harness: also bay tro'ting .n maie n,.w'
show 2:35: 1874 hands: year,: 40 aso iober-
ster buggy and harness si"v ~'' "a III
nerhorn- ST.. near Bond. Brooklyh' ~ "'''-
u,es from the Bridgc. ----------
LADY GOING ABROAD. viii sacrinncc ,d in'
third value, elegant Queen 'o' pia ma
very fine light coupe ,,vnder Essex trap.
Mated harness, laprobcs. etc. an "e ~
nv and ~ he finest quality. Apply az ~
West Ath-st
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02
THE WORLDS WONDERS.

THE tunnel at Schemmitz, Hungary,
is the longest iu the world. 1t has u
length of 1927 miles, costing over So,
100000 TO construct. Completed in the
year 1888, it was commenced in the
eighteenth century.
THE smallest city in the world is the
miniature place known as Steward
City, Alaska, U. S., its three inhabit-
ants being, respectively, mayor, chair
man of the board Of aldermen and pres
ident of the common council.
TIE most remarkable whirlpool is
the maelstrom of the northwest coast
of Norway and southwest of Mos
kepaesol, the most southcrly of the
Lofoden isles. 1t was once supposed
to be unfathomable, but the depth has
been shown not to exceed twenty
fathons.
THE longest bridge in the world is
the Lion bridge, near Saugang, China.
1t extends 3 4 miles over an arm of the
Yellow sea and it is supported by 800
huge stone arches. The roadway is 20
feet above the water and is incloSed in
an iron network. A marble lion 81
feet long rests on the crown of every
pillar.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02
S.ITTIE CULliNGS.

A NEW restaurant was opened at Ell
linwood, Kan. n few days ago by Mrs.
Feeder.
THE color of snuff depends on the ex-
tent to which fermentation has been
allowed to go.
CAMELs are probably the only ami
mails that cannot swim. immediately
after they enter the water they turn on
their backs and are drowned.
PHILADELPHIA vegetarians are going
to form a colony in the city limits,
where they can, by cooperation, be
enabled to live according to their die
tetic ideas.
A PHILADELPHIAN who regularly Wis
its barber shop on Ninth street has a
birsute horror in the shape of mus
ta'he which measures twenty-five
inches from tip to tip.
SEVERAL Georgia watermelons weigh
brought to market this season, but it is
likely the record will be carried by one
weighing trifle over seventy-fve
pounds, cut recently on Thomaston
farm.
IT is said that cut flowers will keep
very fresh if small pinch of nitrate
of potash or common saltpetre is put
in the water in which they stand. The
ends of the stems should be cut off
little every day to keep open the alb
sorbing pores.
ANTAGONISTS to separate the bones of
skull frequently fill it with small
beans and place the whole in basin
of water. The beans swell and slowly
split the skull. The force which beans
are capable of exerting under these
conditions is equal to the average press
ure in the boiler of steam engine.
Mrs. ZOE MARcoE, aged seventy
years, of Fond du Lac, Wis, has just
brought suit for breach of promise of
marriage against Francis P:llant, aged
eighty-one years, or Martinette. Mr..
Pellant AYERS he is and always has
been ready to marry the lady, but there
seems to be some difficulty interposed
by his children.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02
THE OPERATiC STAGE.

HERR GURA, the baritone, the orig
inal Wotan in Der Ring des Nibelun-
gen." has been discharged from the
Munich IIoftheater, as his voice is no
longer fresh enough. He will confne
himself to concerts.
ell MAsC," five-act comedy in
Proyencal, by Alphose Tavan, one of
the founders of the Felibrige, the So
ciety for the renewal of Provencal poe
try, has been given with great success
at Vancluse.
SAINT SAENs has composed the last
two acts for n grand opera Fredegonde,
of which his friend Ernest Gueraud
had written the first two at the time of
his death. 1t will be given soon at the
Grand opera.
AT the Theater Libre next season
operate pieces will be given as well as
plays. A curious performance of King
Lear is also promised with a novel ar
rangement of scenery that will make
possible the sudden transformations
necessary to present the scenes in their
original sequence.
"TANNHAUsER" was given nine times
out of the fourteen performances of
grand opera in Paris during the month
of May, the receipts averaging %, 1000
francs night, 5000 francs more than
the average of the other operas, which
were Faust" "Sigurd" and Samson
and Delilah" "
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02
FRENCH GOSSIP.

STEAMERS of 1000 tons can now &c
up the Seine to Paris with their OWE
steam.
AN international conference on the
protection of wild birds useful to agri
culture was held in Paris In the last
days of June.
LORD DUFFERIN has been obliged to
discharge all the French servants at
the British embassy in Paris, as they
have repeatedly been discovered tam
pering with dispatch boxes.
CABLES will connect the Eiffel tower
with turrets of the Trocadero palace,
during the 1000 exhibition, and upon
them light passenger trains will be run
by gravitatlon.
FRANCE proposes to put an end to
racing by ocean greyhounds by enforc-
ing the regulations of 1888, limiting tho
speed at sea. A new bill drawn up by
the marine ministry, imposes heavy
penalties for excessive speed.
In France the Budget committee has
decided to remove the taxes on wines,
beer, cider, and other "hygienic drinks, "
anu W ihcicdSc lhc uuIy Oh splrlIS Wlul
the exception of alcohol used in the
arts. The manufacture of alcohol will
be state monopoly.
BEE farming has become a nuisance
to the sugar refiners at Gennevilliers,
near Paris. The bees swarm in the re-
fineries and alight on the worlSmen
Every hive, the manufacturers assert,
carries off five dollars worth of sugar
a year; that they can endure, but not
the incessant buzzing and the irrita-
ton of the worl5men.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02

"He comes not"
The forsalken bride wept amid the
gorgeousness of the wedding feast.
"He comes not" she walled.
They tried to tell her that he was un.
worthy but she heard them not.
my dreams of welded bliss"
Her voice rose to shrek.
ARE shattered. l will have to keep
right on wearing shoes two sizes too
small for me."-Detroit Tribune.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02
Steering Clear of Sin.

Millfman-Johnny, did you put wa
tar in the milk this morning?
New Assistant-Yes, sir.
Don't you know that is wicked,
johnny"
But you told me to mix water with
the milk"
"Yes, but told you to put the water
in first and pour the milk into it..
Then, you see, we can tell the people
we never put water in our milk
Texas Siftings.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02

"Lct us go to the beach and bathe,"
said Mrs. Wiffclls to Mrs. faddells.
THANK you, but prefer not.
think it is unsanitary under present
conditions. When individual oceans
are provided for bathers 1 will go in
Judge.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02
A Fair Partnership.

Stranger-Boy,t there's dime museum
somewhere around here, understand.
Do you know where it is?
Boy-Yessir. wish had dime ter
get in.
Stranger-Well, you conduct me to
the place, and I'll give you the dime.
Boy-All right. That's fair part
nership. You furnish tn capital, an
furnish tn brains.-N. Y. Weekly.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02

Husband (breathlessly)-I must rush
off on very short notice, for an extend
ed trip, and can take you along If
you can get ready. Do you think you
can do 1t in two hours and quarterP
Wife-Easily. l can pack the trunk
In five minutes, and that will leave me
two hours and ten minutes to Dress
N. Y. Weekly.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02
Has 1t Come to This?

We have boiled tho hydrant water,
We have sterilized the milk;
We have strained the prowling microbe
Through the finest kind of silk;
We have bought and VIC have borrowed
Every patent health device;
And at last the doctor tolls US
That we've got to boil the ice
Chicago Record.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02

Two children are making up" con-
undrums at a party. One asks:
"At what time was Adam married?"
"Give it up"
"Oh, on his wedding Eve."-Philadel-
phia Lutheran.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02

81 wouldn't wear bloomers for any
thing" said the thin girl.
"Neither would If were you," re-
piled the plump girl.
And that's why they do not speak
now.-Chicago Post.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02
A Slight Alteration,

Ada-Do you think the word "obey"
should be omitted from the marriage
service?
Ida-omitted? Certainly not. It
should merely be transferred to the
other party to the contract.-Truth.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02

Mrs. Smythe-There's our Johnnie,
now, without a single thing to do; the
devil will surely find work for his idle
hands!
Smythe-Don't you worry Even the
devil couldn't get hustle on that boy.
Truth
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02

TIE ADVERTISING RATES
OF TIE TRIBUNE" ARE so Low AND
THE ADV ERTISING 50 SATISFACTORY
THAT THE INVESTMENT is SUB
SrANTIALLY RETURNED IN A
VERY SHORT TINE BY The
BEST CLASS OF BUYERS
IN TIE REGION WHO
READ THESE COLUMNS REGULARLY.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02

Cleverton-Do you regard an engage
ment as serious as marriage?
Dashaway-More SO, old man. The
most serious thing ever did was to be-
come engaged to three girls at the
same time. brooklyn Life.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02

Wife-What do you think of Bridget's
cooking?
lIusband-I think if she tried to boil
water she'd burn it.-Iruth.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02

Giving Him Hope.-The pretty girl
was lavishing wealth of affection on
her mastiff and the very soft young
man was watching her. 81 wish
were dog" he said languishingly.
Don't worry" she replied, you'll
grow. Detroit Free Press.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02

Beverly ought not to be allowed to
ride a wheel"
"Why not?"
Hes so thin you can't see him when
he's coming toward you."- Chicago
Record
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02
Too Soon.

"Does the widow refuse to be COM
forted?"
"Oh, fancy she hasn't had any
chance yet!"-Pucl.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02
MANSFIELD STATE MORTAL SCHOOL.

Intellectual and practical training for teachers
Three courses of study besides preparatory Special
attention given 10 preparation for college Students
admitted to best colleges certificate Thirty gratu
atcs pursuing further studies last year Great advan-
tagcs for special studies in art and music. Model
school of three hundred pupils. Corps of sixteen
teachers Beautiful grounds. Magnificent buildings
Large grounds for athletics. Elevator and nffmary
with attendant nurse Fine gymnasium. Everything
furnished at an average cost to normal students oi
SriJ year, Fall term, Aug. 2S. Winter tenn, Dec.
2. Spring term, March 10. Students admitted
classes at any time. For Catalogue containing full
information apply to S. H. AlBRO Principal,
Mansfield, Pa.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02

Tillie-What are the wild wave.
saying?
Willie-Cant hear them. The bath,
ing suits are too loud.-St. Louis Re.
public.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02
The Street Car Ads,

Time was, when truths they wished all men to
heed
Were written so that che who runs may read"
But now We very sensibly decide
To put them where one who reads may ride
Il A. w. Bulletin.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-09-02

Mills-What parts do you take in
this new marine drama?
Rills-Oh, divers roles. N. Y. World