River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1895-07-04
PIN AND POINT.
Nothing can kin an enemy entirely

Nothing can kin an enemy entirely
dead but love.--Ram's Horn.
-Renter-''Is there water on the tor
floor of this lIouse?'' Honest Agent
Eyes, ma'am, when it rains "-Phila
delphia Inquirer.
-Wiggles-"I have just one cigar
here. You haven't any objections
have you?" Waggles-"Noti if smoke
it, "-Somerville Journal.
-She-"I have an instructive feeling
that can trust you." He passionate
ly)-"Ah, my darling, would that some
others felt that wayi"-N. Y. Herald.
The Soft Answer.-He Gust pro
posed)-'You hesitate. Have | rival
then?" She-"Oh, no. On the con
trary. you are my fance's rival
Vogue.
-Tramp-"Oh, sir. please help me
Tn tired of life!'' Bacon-"All right
my man. Wait there; I'll go and ge
you one of my wife's biscuits. "-Ex
change.
Everett wrest-"rve got sich {,
pain in me back to-day" Dsma
Dawson-"What caused it, pardP'
Everett Wrest - "Feller offered me
work. "-Cincin ma ii Tribune.
Mr.. Droppin-"Is Mr.. Bs-te in to
day?" Mr.. Bates Partner-"No, sir
he's down at the Rangleys." Mr.
Droppin-"Ahl Catching fish," Mr.
BIS P-"No. sir; fishing. Boston
Courier.
-Statesmanship and Pulchritude.-
A German scientist says that thinking
is one of the chief causes of wrinkles
Perhaps this explains how our con
gressmen preserve their good looks
Cincinnati Inquirer.
Mrs. Malaprop-"Who are the two
young ladies playing that duet on the
piano?" Herr Strawitzki-"Onei is the
daughter of the hostess" Mrs, Mala.
prop-"And, pray, who is her accom-
plice?"- Euler spiegel.
"A cat" aid Tommy, 'has to be
killed nine times before it's dead.
That's nothing" said the neighbor's
boy, whose father is or the board OF
trade, you just ought to hear about
the wheat crop. Chicago Record.
old Cashly giving his son check
Now. Be careful, my boy. Remem-
her, a fool and his money are soon
parted" Spendall Cashly-"Yes. sir
and thank you for having obliged me
SO promptly. "-Scribner's Magazine.
treat Pugilist-"If he means bust
ness, if there is any fight in him, if he
wants to fight me here, he must be
here on the 10th" President Ath-
letic Club-"Why on the 1Oth?" Great
Because leave here on the
sth. cleveland Plain Dealer.
old Gentleman-"Do you think.
sir, that you are able to support my
daughter without continually hover
ing on the verge of bankruptcv?'
Suitor-"Oh, yes, sir. I'm sure l can.
Old Gentleman-''Well, that's more
than / can do. Take her and be hap
Tit
Mr. Ennicott-"There's q lot OF
steamer trunks piled out conspicuous
ly in front of Mrs. SlimpoclSet's house
waiting for the expressman. What
does that mean?" Mrs. Ennicott with
scorn)--"It means that she's going
down to her uncle's farm to spend the
summer. Chicago Record.
MIR Billus-" Maria, how does il
happen that Fanny isn't going tc
church with you this morning." Mrs
Billus-"You know as well as l do
John, that when Bessie and Kate and
I go to church somebody has got &c
stay at home. There isn't room foi
four pairs of sleeves in our w."-Chi
eago Tribune.
We talk of human life as journey
but how variously is that journey per-
formed! There are those who come
forth grit, and shod, and mantled, to
walk on velvet lawns and smooth ter
races, where every gale is arrested,
and every beam is tempered. There
are others who walk on the Alpine
ats OF life, against driving misery,
and through stormy sorrows, over
sharp Affections; walk with bare feet
and naked breast, jaded, mangled and
chilled. Sydney Smith.