The morning times., 1895-08-18

/ once placed under arrest There was no get
ting out Of it. We had % take the sergeant
back up to my Office, telephone No. -, and
| show him that Rudolph was merely being
! throttlet at So much a column. and that the
vIgilaut police had heard only one side OF
/ the blOod-curdInS telephone story because
'Arabeila" had held the phone while she
| was being carried forward TO the catas-
trophe as l fired the story into the graphic
| phone IN loud, distinct voice
The professor of long distance diagnosis
Went on 10 say that these examples were
sufficient 10 Indicate that il is only by
extraordinary patience and intelligence
and peculiar adaptabiity that a man
can learn TO read both ends Of TIE story
when only one Is heard
Il can now" he went on write out
the complete conversation by taking down
what's said at any end o a telephone line.
Look at these records charts he CON
tinued- ''On this slip. exhibit A YOU see
simply these words. 'Yes-NO-HOw
strange-IHtake dinner down town then -
Now look here ON exhibit B. The whole
conversation was this. is that you WesIey?'
Yes
The sausages haven't come I asked
you to order up for dinner?"
- No! How strange
e There is nothing beside that worts
eating in the house.
I'm take dinner down town. them
ION the margin I have written Wife
dined solo; husband dined at restaurant. -
THE PROFESSOR EXPLAINs.
We'll, that is simply marvellous, '' said
Mr. jenkins to whom the professor de-
veloped this absolutely incontestable evil
dence in his art.
Now notice this elucidation 1 call
my charts calculations. On this chart C
you see simply this Has The insane
woman arrived yet sergeant"-what' the
matter with her?-Yes, that's what
said, don't get gay, nOw.-Oh, go 10
! hell
Both sides of this story, as corresl lIy
| interpreted, We're as follows
is that headquarters
Yes
| = is that You, Sergt. Powers
| The same'
| Has the insane woman arrived yet@
. Yes
| What's the matter with here
| ''WeH, that's a funny question. Did I
understand you to ask what's the mat.ex
| with herr
Yes; that's what l said
9 Don't be gay, now
| '''Well, If that's all you want to know,
she's crazy
| oh, go to hell
My dear sir" said the young college
/ student OF psychic phenomena, who was
listening with rapt attention to this won
| derful development with concrete proof, OF
| the professors art, my dear, sir. 7 am
simply mystified and astounded at these
revelations / presume YOU will publish
the secret of your weIInigh diaboIical
| power one of these DAYS and electrify the
| scientists in mental phenomena"
] ''Oh, not all responded the long dis
tance diagnoser of conversational puz-
| zlas lit is really not a secret. There is
no dark closet, dead hand or disiointed
/ skeleton trick in this business
| And yet, persisted the SaNon-haired
| young student with the cigarette, it
surpasses my comprehension how you COM
| pleted those Conversations
"oh, that's dead easy / heard one side
OF it myself, and merely asked the ma u
at the telephone TO supply the other side -
| The student somehow felt that he had
hung up his head on a telephone hook He
rushed out of the hotel lobby into the
| night, via the bar, aud has been drinkinS
beer heavily ever since.