The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1895-07-11
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true,
What in the lame Of goodness have we
ever done to you?
Town Topics.
Miss Cross-What would you do if
you were In my shoes? Miss Sharpe
Turn my toes out.-Yonkers States
man.
"Aw-why do you make your own
cigarettes" "My-aw-doctor ordered
me to take some light eXercise.'-Pall
Nal Budget.
Citticus-I wonder how it is that so
few women stutter when they talk?
Witticus-They haven't time.-Tam-
many Times.
Chimmie-Wot's de matter wild you?
ChOnnie-I'm sick. De doctor says I've
got an ulster in my t'roat.-Philadel-
phia Record.
She-Tell me, when you were in the
army, were you cool in the hour of
danger? He-COol? actually shiv-
ered.-Tid-Bit
IL wy otOoo III Nv bulhlhS uCChs
And said, "As I'm alive,
This weather makes me thing of June
In 1895" Washington Star.
She-What kind of a lawn mower did
you get, dearie? He-I got a feather
weight, darling, so you "a push it.
Louisville COurier-JOurnal.
New Arrival-Are all your rooms en-
gagged? Hotel Proprietor-Yes; but
there are Il lot of summer girls about
here who Notwithstanding Record.
Maud-That stupid fellow proposed
to me last night. He ought to have
known beforehand that | should refuse
him. Marie-Perhaps he did.-Brook.
Ign Life.
"Oh, wed with me; oh, be my wife.
I'll be the sunshine of your life"
Sunshine. Horrors!' said the maid,
"Such talk ut ninety in the shaded"
indianapolis Journal.
Summer Resorter-And is everything
IN your farm nice and fresh? Farmer
Nice and fresh: l guess you'd think
so If you'd see some of our city board
ers.-Boston Transcript.
First S~ojourner-Do you always get
your meals on time here? Second So
journer-Yes; l have to till some Of my
friends show up. I'm deucedly glad
to see you.-Boston Courier.
Miss Oldgirl-You must promise not
to kiss me while | am unconscious.
Dentist shall do nothing of the kind.
Miss Oldgirl with a happy sigh)-Turn
on the gas.-Leslie's Weekly.
Experience in the worlds ways shows
That as a general rule
The politician who has the push
Is the one who has the pull.
Boston Courier.
Guest-By JOve. I've eaten such a
hearty dinner that l guess I'll have to
60 up stairs and sleep it off. Hotel
Clerk-In that case, we'll have to
charge you with a meal taken to your
room.-Life.
"What is the new boarder's business,
Pauline?" asked the Cheerful Idiot.
"Heisrunninga bicycle school," replied
the waiter girl. "Oh! Teaching the
young idea how to scOot, is he?oCin-
cinnati Tribune.
Jester-Of course you've heard the
latest about Boozeman; he isn't drink
ing any more. Quester-Don't say;
well, that's to his credit. Jester-Oh,
no; 1t Is to his lack Of credit.-Rich-
mond Dispatch.
MI. Busyman-I have been summon
Cd for jury duty; how can l get on?
Lawyer-Oh, just let them see that you
know how much two and w make,
and they'll excuse you in a Jify.-
Brooklyn Eagle.
He-I near you attend the Handel
and Haydn performances. Were you
present at the "Creation?' She Qn-
dignantly)-I suppose you will next
want to know If l sailed in Noah's ark?
Boston Beacon.
Fact is" said one man, Il married
because | was lonely as much as for
any other reason. TO put it tersely, l
married for sympathy" WELL said
the other q you have mlne.'-ln-
dianapolis Journal.
Willie STAMINA says she always
likes to call on YOU. Mrs. Twicken-
ham (highly gratiiied)-Doe she, Will
lie? Willie-YeS'm. When she goes
away she says she feels so satisfied
with Observation-Disclosures Life.
"But. papa" pleaded the impassion-
ed maiden, che is the only man | love"
That's right" replied the brutal old
man; Il am glad that Il daughter of
mine does not love more than II man
at a time."-Household Words.
Madame" began Mr.. Dismal Daw-