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Birmingham age-herald., 1895-01-27

lUANTED-Agents on salary to solicit life
 w insurance policy provides weekly loans in case of sickness or accidents; is pay able at death and natures as an endowment Tn SIX years; just what the people want and are VIII ing 10 buy; salary or commission contracts TOT rig ght pariies; we also want few specially good m en as superlntendents. Assurance Life Assopiation Verre Haute. Ind. l 2D 3t
Birmingham age-herald., 1895-01-27
MISCELLANEOUS.

MISCELLATEOU5.
 q w, RATLIFF, ontractor, Builder. Office U. Confederate Veteran headquarters No. 1S23I2 2d avenue. T 27 I'm r ADIES. Dr. Vorell's French Female Pills u never fail; safe and sure; sealed S1. 00; particulars 4c. "L," Aurum M edicine Com pany, 55 State street, Chicago. III. 1 su 1y IOHY do people complain of hard times,
 w when any woman or man can make from S5 to SIO day easily? All have heard of the wonderful success of the Climax Dish Washer, yet many apt to think they can't make money selling it-but anyone can make morley because every family wants one. One agent h ss made $476.36 in the last three mon ths, after paying all expenses and at tending to regular business besides. You d on have to canvass; as soon as people know you have 1t for sale they send for Dish Washer. Address the Climax Manufacturing Co,,45 Starr avenue, Columbus, O., Tor par ticuisrs. dec 3O-26t sun 1EARRIAGE PAPER in plain sealed wrapper; ul hundreds of descriptions; many wealthy; Pc stamp. MT. and Mrs. Drake, 155 Wash ingten street. Chicago. 1an20 At sun I oST-On 18th street, between 2d and eth IL avenues, pair. gold spectacles. Liberal reward paid for same if left at Age Herald of- flee. V dezl u 0,BE LOOSELY CYCLE COMPANY-WiIl l buy sell or repair your old wheel. We are headquarters for cycle sundries and fittings. 18th street, Birmingham Ala. 12-16-f MONEY TO LoAN-on furniture, without re- M moyal, from $10 up. s. R. Searle, 17th street, between 1st and 2d avenues. my2-3m
Birmingham age-herald., 1895-01-27

ADIES. Dr. Vorell's French Female Pills IL never fail; safe and sure; sealed $1. 00; particulars 4c. "L," Aurum M edicine Com panY, 55 State street, Chicago. Ill. su 1y
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-04-16
HE RETURNED FINALLY.
Brought Back a Livery Rig, but 1t Wa
Irnr

Brought Back a Livery Rig, but 1t Was
Worse For Wear.
Herbert Johnson, who used to be a
fireman at station No. in North To-
peka, was in the police court today on
the complaint of Liveryman Henry
Lodge The case was not disposed of
Lodge claims that johnson went to his
livery barn soon after dinner yesterday
and took out horse and light buggy,
expecting to be back by $3.50. When the
time came Johnson didn't return. Pretty
soon it began to rain and hail. and still
no Johnson, no rig. At supper time Mr..
Lodge became alarmed and after supper
he came to the south side to try to find
some trace of him. He found several
places where johnson had been, and ex-
Policeman "Doc" Ward had been with
him.
At about 9 o'clock, or shortly after,
johnson returned with the horse aud rig.
Lodge says they were a sorry lot. He de-
clares johnson had been drinking too
much. The horse was almost exhausted
from being overdriven and was covered
all over with mud. He expected tn 9
buggy to be muddy, but had not antici-
pated to find mud two inches deep on the
cushions. Lodge says that Johnson re-
fused to pay anything for the use of the
rig, and he was responsible for johnson
being at the police headquarters today.
The case may be settled out of court.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-04-16
A STRANGER TAKEN IN.
An unknown Arabian Fined and Two
Sprses Rsctifi I'D Today.

The most interesting case in the po-
lice court today was that of young
man who looked like the foreground of
a picture of Castle Garden on landing
day. He was booked as unknown
Arabian" and his offense was fast driv-
ing. The unknown could not talk Eng
lish, or at least pretended that he could
neither talk nor understand the language
of the realm. He had some friends there
who said the unknown had been in
America only few weeks and did not
know there was any law against fast
driving. His friends told the court what
the unknown's name was. 1t appear
ed to begin with A and end
with z, and sounded like a
cross-eyed man with the hiccoughs
and blind staggers trying to pronounce
slip of typesetting machine. Inasmuch
as the police like to get names right or
not at all, his name was not entered, and
he will go down to pOsterity as unknown
Arabian" as far as the police records are
concerned.' He was fined So, which his
friends paid The arrest was made by
Chief Wilkerson in person, when he was
on his way to raid joint last night. The
Arabian was coming down the street
with his horse at a dead run. He had
been racing with another man but the
latter saw the police more than a block
away and stopped going so fast.
Il. Bryant forfeited d So deposit for
being drunk. Officer Brussman found
him late last night leaning against
wooden Indian on Kansas avenue, near
Eighth street which he was
fondly calling sole fell" When he
left cole fel" he lost his balance
and "fell" again. Then he got up, and
with a great deal of labor succeeded in
going block in twenty minutes. The
officers had been watching him for some
time, and concluded that be was help
less, and took him to the station. Years
ago Bryant used to own jewelry store
near the spot where the city building
now stands and Brussman assured re-
porter that years ago he used to be a
''bon ton society man."
Nobody was surprised when Tom Hare
was brought in for the same offense, for
he has been there SO many times before
He was let off with So fine. He ought
to take the Kelley cure or some other
Hare restorer
John Langen, DR.. W. A, Karr and R.
Neisler, charged with selling liquor, had
| their cases continued.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-04-16
WILL THEY ENDORSE?
Governor Morrill's Administration
Wants the Praise
OF THE REPUBLICAN LEAGUE.
The sixth District win Send an Anti
Morrill, Delegation Many Other
Delegates Opposed.

The Sixth District VIII Send an Anti
Morrill, Delegation = Many Other
Delegates Opposed.
The political manipulators within the
Republican party who are allied by "the
tie that binds" them to the present adj
ministration, are now trying to fix things,
SO that Governor MQrrilrs administra-
ton will be endorsed by the state con-
vention of the Republican league which
is 10 be held here next week.
Chairman Cy Leland, of the Republi-
can state central committee, is said to
have men at work all over the state this
week, trying to fix the delegates to the
league convention so that Governor Nor
rill will not fail to secure the much COW
eted endorsement
President Charles NJ Sheldon of the
Republican league, is an administration
man, and if he names a committee on
resolutions which reports an endorse
ment of the Morrill, administration, the
enemies of the administration will be
forced to lead the fight against the adop-
ton of the report of the committee on
the convention floor
It is known that the Sixth district
will send solid anti Morrill, dele
cation to the league convention, and
even up in the First district, where
Chairman Leland and Governor Morrill,
have been supposed to have full sway.
Jefferson and Leavenworth counties are
now counted among the antics"
From every part of the state it is said
there will be delegates opposed to an
endorsement OF the administration and
this is the reason there is such great
activity just now in administration cir
cles.
49, 4 a..
it might as well go out of business" is
the way one Republican put it today and
that seems to be the way Governor Nor
rilrs hackers look at the Situation.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-04-16

s.The Home of the Vikings" Hear
Hon. WV. Thomas, Hamilton hall, 19ths
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-04-16
GLEE AND BANJO CLUBS.
Former Students of the University of
Michigan in Topeka Meet.

Former Students of the University of
Michigan in Topeka Meet.
The largest university in the United
States is the University of Michigan, To-
Gated at Ann Arbor, Mich 1t has thou
sands of graduates all over the country,
quite number of whom have located in
the city of Topeka. A number of these
met las evening at the office of
Frank FL. Foster to arrange for recep-
ton for the Michigan boys
Those present were Chief Justice Hor-
ton, Hon. A. B. Quinton, Dr. s. E. Shell
den, Mayor Harrison, John Waters,
Judge Ferry, II. G. Larimer. Justice
Furry, J. B Larimer, DR.. I. w. Peers,
Archie Williams, Carl Foulks, II. G. SAT-
ford, s. B. Isenhart, Deputy City Attor-
ney L. II. Greenwood j. w. Perkins, DR..
Wehe, DR.. Kirby, DR.. Keith, Commits
sioner Frank Herald, Otis Hungate,
Deputy County Attorney Arthur J. Nc
Cabe, Matt Weightman, Frank H. Fos-
ter and others.
1t was decided to give the boys a warm
reception, and from the enthusiasm
manifested it is evident that gray hairs
and business cares in no way lessen the
love of the Alumni of the University of
Michigan for their alma mater, and to-
morrow evening gray hairs and business
cares will be forgotten, and all will again
De boys tOSetner; tney Will sing the OiO
songs. give the old college yell and live
| over the past again.
The spirit of the University of Michi-
gan will permeate everything and every
body. and all those who love youth and
fun should hear their jokes and songs
tomorrow evening. This glee and banjo
club is the largest any university has
ever sent out, thirty-six appearing on the
stage at one time. The music is of a
high order. and the songs are said to be
the best this year that have been rem
dered by the club.
This is saying good deal Those who
heard the University of Michigan boys
four years ago declare that their enter
tainment could not have been better.
Seats are on sale at Sims drug store, and
those who desire to obtain good seats
will have to purchase their tickets at
once, as they are selling rapidly. A
number of the high school and Wash
burn students will go in body.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-04-16
SMALLPOX IN THE DEPOT.
A Tramp With the Disease Sleeps All Night
in the Kansas City Union Depot.

"A Tram w fth the Disease sleeps All
in the Kansas City Union Depot.
A piece, of criminal cafelessness is re-
ported from Kansas City, which may
cause considerable uneasiness to people
who pass through the Union depot at
Kansas City. Yesterday morning a lively
scurry occurred in the city physicians
office. In the line of musty looking I'M
fortunates that filed in for gratuitous
treatment was young fellow who look
ed very sick. He said he was Kentuck-
ian, had beaten his way to Kansas City
from st Louis. slept in the Union station
Sunday night and that he felt very bad.
DR.. -Gresnlee called DR.. Crow. DR..
Crow called a carriage forthwith and
the sick vagrant was swiftly whirled
away therein. Then DR.. Crow announced
that his charge had the smallpox. So
quickly did the doctor act that he did not
stop to get the mans name. In thirty
minutes the patient was in the pest
house.
What did they do with the carriage;
! fumigate or not?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-04-16
MORTGAGEON ONEDIVISION
Foreclosure on the Union Pacific East of
Wn-Keensy, Kan.

Foreclosure on the Union Pacific East of
Wn-Keensy, Kan.
The mortgage foreclosure suits against
the railroads which are in the hands of
receivers seem to be without number
The latest of these is one fled in the
United States circuit court against the
eastern division of the Union Pacific,
which is the road east of Wa Keeney.
The suit is brought to foreclose
$4,063,000 in bonds, given by the man
agement of the Kansas Pacific in 1869, to
John E Thompson, Adolph Mier and
john A Stewart The mortgage was
then on the middle division of that road,
but when it was consolidated with the
Union Pacific the mortgage was assumed
by that management and the middle di-
vision of the Union Pacific.
A receiver is asked for and also an in
junction to restrain the receiver of the
Union Pacific from making any disposi
ton of the earnings or proceeds of that
part of the road.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-04-16

Satisfaction at
TOPEKA STEAM LAUNDRY.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-04-16
Thin Children.

The reason why they are thin
is because their food does not
nourish them. Probably they
do not assimilate enough fat.
Cod-iver Oil is the most easily
assimilated of all fats, but in its
natural state it upsets the stom-
ach and deranges the digestion.
In SCOTS Emulsion of Cod
liver Oil with Hypophosphites
this difficulty is overcome. tits
half-digested already and is very
palatable. Children grow fat
on it when all other food fails to
nourish them.
Don't be persuaded to accept substitute!
Scott Bovine, NY. Ali Druggists. SOC. and ST.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-04-16

The English are termed "a nation of
shop keepers" They enjoy mundane
blessings though, as the export records
of Prices Cream Baking Powder testi-
fies, incomparably the purest and strong
est leavening agent
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-04-16
RED, RIPE BERRIES.
The Santa Fe Pressed For Cars to Bring
Them From Texas.

Them From Texas.
The Santa Fe operating department is
pressed with demands for baggage cars
to be sent to Texas to aid in the great
movement of strawberries, which will
begin within week. From the indica-
tions the officials are led to believe that
the crop of berries is large and that there
will be an immense shipment from that
state.
The berries will be shipped by express
and the Fargo company is making ar
engagements TO furnish accommodations
to all those who are to ship via the Santa
Fe, as the growers have said that they
will not trust to freights, but will hurry
their crops to market by express.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-04-16
TO KEEP MARTIN THERE.
The Present Chief Justice will be NOmfn-
ated by the Republicans.

In Republican circles it is generally
conceded that Judge David Martin who
was recently appointed chief justice of
the supreme court to succeed Judge
Horton, will. be placed on the ticket as
the party candidate this fall by the state
central committee.
Among the Populist lawyers talked of
in this connection are r. l. Sankey of
Wichita and T. L. Bond of SalinA
On account of the great expense at
tending a state convention it is likely
that both parties will make their nom
nations through their central commit
tees
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-04-16

No young lady is really accomplished
unless she understands fine cooking The
finest is done with DR.. Prices Cream Bak-
ing Powder
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-04-16
Just Like Legislatures

The last legislature raised the pay of
the stenographer in the state treasurer's
office, and reduced the pay of the stem
ographer in the bank commissioners,
who does about ten times as much work
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-04-16

Herr Dowie has at last completed his
process for making invulnerable cloth.
Success always attends honest efforts,
neither competition nor dishonest rivalry
can shake the peoples belief in the
goodness of DR.. Prices Cream Baking
The record-union., 1895-11-01
LEITH'S
In the Matter of Reclamation District
Number Five Hundred and Fifty-Six,
County of Sacramento, State or Cali
fornia.

TIME PETITION FOR THE FORMATION
i of said district having heretofore been ap-
proved by this board, and the landowners of
said district having heretofore adopted and
recorded their bylaws,
Now on application OF SOL RUNYON, a
landowner OF said district -,
1t is ordered that an election be held on
SATURDAY, the 10th day of November,
1895, commencing at 10 o'clock A. NJ. and
closing at O'Clock p. VI. on that day, for the
purpose of electing three Trustees of said dis
trict. and that notice thereof be published in
the RECoRD-UNIoN, newspaper of general
circulation in said county. for one month,
and that the County Clerk sign said notice.
And il is further ordered that said election
be held at the warehouse of Sol Runyon in
Swamp Land Survey No. $50, on Andrus
Island County CT Sacramento, State of Cali
fornia and hat Pleasant Crew be, and he is
hereby appointed Inspector, and that j. M.
Gleason and James =. Foster be, and they are
hereby appointed judges of said election.
BY unanimous vote OF the Board of Super
visors OF the County of sacramento, October
SEAL Attest: WIN. b. HAMILTON,
County Clerk of the County OF Sacramento,
and ex-ofiicio Clerk of the Board of Super
visors o10td
The record-union., 1895-11-01

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. &c p n; Bunch
Vegetables. 1910; Garlic, &c n; Green
Peas, sc . b; Alameda Peas, Ds for loo;
Cucumbers, 10c q dozen; String Beans &c p
n; Summer Squash, &c; Wax Beans. sc u n;
Lettuce 3 for &c; Bay Lettuce, 8 for loo;
Corn, 25c p DOZEN Egg Plant, &c p b; Yellow
squash, &c 2 D; Okra, loo p D; Tomatoes. &c
q n; Lima Beans, &c p n: Green Peppers. &c
= D; Savoy Cabbage, loo; Red Cabbage. DC;
Sprouts, &c; Celery. 5@10c p head; Cauli-
flower, 10c p head.
MEATS = Beet-Prime Rib Roast, 121I@
15c; Loin Steak, 12H@15c; Rump Steak,
1Oc; Chuck Roast, Zoe; Rump. Sc; Brlsket.
Sc; Chuck Steak, loo. Veal-Loin and Rib
Chops, l5c; Roast Veal, ICE. Mutton-Leg,
11@121ac; Loin and Rib Chops 1910; Nut
ton Stew. SC; Shoulder Chops, sc. Pork
Roast and Chops, sc: Corned Pork, &c;
Sausage, 121ac; Vienna Sausage, 15c; Bacon,
1491o Ham, 10000.
HAY AND GRAIN-Oat Hay, DOC y cwt;
Wheat. 55c: second quality, soc; Alfalfa,
new, second and third cutting, soc. Whole
Barley, zoe; Ground Barley, SOC; Feed Oats,
S1&1 20; Middlings, 75c; Bran, 65c; Straw,
65c.
The record-union., 1895-11-01
SACRAMENTO MARKET.
Fish VIII be In Good supply To-day at
Reasonable Prices.
SACRAMENTO, October 31st.

SACRAMENTO, October 3Ist.
There were no changes in prices In local
produce circles to-day. Fish VIII be in good
supply tomorrow at the quotat ions noted:
Sole, 1875; Founder, 1915; Smelt loo;
Perch, 15c; Sea Bass, 1212c; Catfish 10c;
Carp SC; sturgeon, sc; Rockcod, 121ac.
In smoked and cured Fish the following
prices will Tule oregon Smoked Salmon,
zoe = %; Smoked Sturgeon, zoe; Red Her
rings. 15c = dozen: Yarmouth Bloaters, 3 oc;
finnin Haddies, Soc 2 %: htppered Herrings,
ACC 3 dozen; Salt Goldfish, Eastern, l5c u o.;
California. loo; Brick zoe; Holland Herrings,
Acc y dozen: select Milchners. 81 2 dozen;
Mackerel, extra, select Eastern, Doc each;
California Mackerel. i've Tor 25c.
shell Fish are quoted as following: Caiifor-
MA oysters, 81 a hundred; Large Eastern
oysters, SOC dozen; small 25c; opened, soc;
Eaigie Brand, zoe = can; Blue Point. oOc,
son CLANS. i &c p dozen; Hard Shell CLAIMS;
2Oc = quart; CLANS, opened, zoo . quart;
Shrimps, l 21sc = u; Crabs. sc.
FoiIowing are the retail prices for the vari-
Gus articles mentioned
FRUIT-Bananas, SOC . dozen; Lines. Toe
doZeni Lemons, 2594Oc; Valencia Oranges,
ooc ? DOZEN Apples. Sc; Pears. sc; Straw
berries. Zoe; Figs, &c; Cocoanuts. 1901 &C;
grapes, &c %; CranberrieS, sc p quart.
DAIRY PhODt Observation-Disclosures roll,
soc; Dairy, SOC; Fancy Petaluma. soc; Fancy
Creamery, 55c; California Cheese, &c: Young
AInerlca, ! S52c Eastern Creamery, zoe; Lin
burger, zoe; genuine Swiss, Soc; American
25c; Martins Cream, 15c; Neufchatel. Toe
each.
POULTRY-Turkeys-L Live Hens and Cob
soc each. SO SO : dozen; oosters, soc each
So 80 p dozen; Broilers, soc each. So per
dozen; Tame Ducks, 75c eacu 81 SO q dozen:
Geese. 50 30 , pair.
EGGS-California, sc q dozen; extra East
ern, soc; common Eastern, 25c.
POTATOES-Rivers, lie p 10 Salinas. llLc
y D; Sweets, 114c = ID.
The record-union., 1895-11-01
California Fruit Sales.

BOSTON, Oct 31.-The Porter Brothers
Company sold to-day at open auction: Grapes
Crates Tokays, S3 3093 as; half-crates
81 20; halfcrates Emperors, 81 so.
NEW YORK, Oct. 31.-The Porter Brothers
Company sold to-day at open auction West
Shore dock: Grapes-Crates Tokays $3.
CHICAGO, oct. 81. - The Earl Fruit
Com pany sold to-day at open auction: Grapes
-Tokays, halfcrates. 7oc9Sl 90; Cornichon
halfcrates, 75cGSl is; Muscats. halfcrates
75c. A few grapes in bad condition sold for
lower prices.
NEW YORK Oct. 31.-The Earl Fruit Com
pany sold California fruit at open auction
West Shore Dock to-day, realizing the fol-
lowing prices Grapes-Tokay, So 9O93 So
halfcrates, 81 25G2 20; Cornicnon, 50 80;
81 70.
The record-union., 1895-11-01
Firearms, Ammunition and Sporting Goods

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ECKHARDT'S GUN STORE. $40 K 81.
Il Guns choke bored. Stock bent. Repair.
Ing specially.
IN THE SUPERIOR COURT, STATE OF
l California, County OF Sacramento.
In the matter of the estate of CECILIA
WILDER, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that FRIDAY. the
LIST day of November 1898 at 10 o'clock
A. NJ. OF said day. and the courtroom of said
court, at the Courthouse in the City of Sacra-
mento County of Sacramento and State OF
and place for proving the will of said Cecilia
Wilder, deceased. and for hearing the applI-
cation OF Josephine Upward for the issuance
to her of letters of administration, with the
will annexed, thereon.
Witness my nand and the seal of said court
this 2lst day of October, 1929;
BY +. S. WACHHoRST, Deputy Clerk.
Endorsed: Filed October 81 1925.
w. B. HAMILTON, Clerk.
By E. S. WACHHoRST Deputy.
HoLL & DUNN, Attorneys for Petitioner. o22-td
TN THE SUPERIOR COURT, STATE OF
| California, County of Sacramento In the
matter OF the estate of il. w. NJ. JONG1E-
NEEL, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that FRIDAY the
1ST day OF NOVEMBER, 1895, at 10 o'clock
a. NJ. of said day, and the Courtroom OF said
Court, at the Courthouse, in the City OF Sac
ramento, County of Sacramento. and State of
California, has been appointed as the time
and place for proving the will of said A. w.
NJ. JONGENEEL, deceased, and for hearing
the application of CATHARINA JONGE-
NEEL for the issuance to her of letters teSta-
mentary thereon.
Witness my hand and the seal of said Court
this 22d day of october, 1895.
IsEAL w. b. HAMILTON, Clerk.
By F. J. HEINTz, Deputy Clerk
Indorsed: Filed October ~. 1895.
w. b. HAMILTON, Clerk.
By +. j. HEINTZ, Deputy.
HIRAM w. JOHNSON, Attorney for Petit
toner. o23-td
CEND THE WEEKLY UNION TO YOUR
| ~ fra, dai II Lrnsf
The record-union., 1895-11-01
HEALTH LAWS
JAIIX.

When the liver is disordered keep
the body warm and wear heavy f1annels.
When the liver pains you avoid malt
liquors and rich pastry foods.
When your liver is out of order take
joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla-it reaches
II e liver in an hour.
Exercise oderately-walk, ride or
dance.
White or yellow-coated tongue is
about the first symptoms of disordered
liver-check it with joys Vegetable
Sarsap arilla.
Never sit and brood and fret when
your liver is disordered. Go into com
pany.
joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla will clear
your liver as clean as whistle. Try it.
Loss of appetite shows liver dis
order.
Regain your appetite with the moder-
ate use Of joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
Too much beer means too much bile
too much bile means torpid liver, sick
headaches, pains in the sides. joys
tive liver, no sick headaches, no pains
III sides and regular working bowels
You can then drink beer, water or wine
as you like.
Sallow, jaundiced skin and eye tell
plainly the liver is disordered
Clear up your complexion and regain
the wonted brilliancy of your eyes by
the use Of joys Vegetable Sarsapa-
/ rilla
! a substitute is as bad as a bad liver
| don't have either-take joys Vegetable
! Sarsaparilla.