The Press., 1895-09-19

OVER THE RIvER.-"During the cam paign when the great two-dollar-a-vote scandal was on in Indiana" said a demo- cratic congressman from Kentucky, II made a speech in 8 small town about ten miles back from the Ohio river, among n very ordinary class of people. After giv ing them much good advice and sOun d democratic doctrine, for it was a mixed crowd, touched upon the condition of affairs over the river:
 "Why, fellow-citizens and honest men, ,' I said, in my most convincing manner" ''just think what the republican leaders are doing over in Indiana, in sight almost of your very doors."
 ''I stopped a moment to spring the scandal on them in full force when an old wheel-horse sang out:
 "'What air they a dotn', CoIonel?'
 "Why, friends and fellow citizens" ing votes at two dollars apiece"
 "'I reckon not said tho old wheel horse, not quite convinced.
 "But, gentlemen, tell you they are," insisted. II have seen the money paid out"
 'I thought that would fetch them sure, and it did.
 "'Will you swear to that?' asked the old man, as everybody rose to their feel in great excitement.
 "Certainly I will," replied, without turning hair.
 "The old man jumped up on a bench and shook his hand over the crowd.
 Boys he shouted, that's the place where we wanter git And" concluded the congressman, "before 1 could make a move my entire audience broke away and started for the river. ."-Neao York Sun.
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 The Ebb and Flow of Gold-Business man Gin the bosom of his family)-The crops of this country are abundant, those of Europe have failed, and the stream of gold which has been flowing across the Atlantic will soon be returning. You bet I'll get my share of it.
 DauGhter-That's just splendid. Then next year we can all go to Europe and spend it.
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