New-York tribune., 1895-07-14
TIE TALK OF TIE DAY.


A recent advertisement IN THE London Tines
reads as follows: Would the gentleman speak yet
again. who said In London. 1864, that he loved me.
and then that he thrown over? All remen-
bered Parents dead.-E. ID. c."
Dis,rust-sary-.An' after we are married viii
you keep on lovin' me-. Am s.
Rube,Tll III love you tiit-ti' the cows come nome'
me do ali the milkin'. ."-QndianapolIs Journal
General schofeld says that the battery being
constructed on the Pacific Coast and the two near
this city are the three In the world for coast
defence.
Row in the Nursery.-Mother Qnterposins),
what is this fresh quarrel about. children? s Ans
nS ySn oesn this IS how
We playing At RsPaS o. nohoe hour nan and she
wouldn't resign.-da Justice.
The Methodist Episcopal Church Cayusa conven-.
,,on held the other day. unanimously adopted res
outions commencing Mayor Strong and the Ponce
Commissioners for their honest, impartia. ahc
couraseous enforcement OF the Excise law on SUM-
day. ard assuring them that they have the hearty
approval Of all Methodists in Central New-forx-
Two gentlemen were talking tose,her wnsn nrs 4
o ons ~ the gentlemen was saying TO the other IS
cross eyed my second dyspeptlc ana my h ,na'q b,5
just come up how car We guess i unless WS% ySa
ten US what your wsgs ESsrade. wasn; giving
cSarade sir was talking about my three chill
drsn"~cTid rsn"Td Bits.
wealthy Birmingham man. WHO made most OK
his fortune manufacturing idols for the people IN
India TO use in worship. 70 goirg TO give mana
some sum OF money after his death. TO help the
r,ssona ries In India make war against IDOL wor-
ship
A dog was advertised 10 play on piano at CIR
cns When the time came for the dog TO perform
he got on seat and began playing suadehiy ,h az =
Wag hneS IN ne off the seat But the piano kept Op
pla ying minneapolis Baptist
The War Department OF Japan. in IT'S report on
the war with China. gives the actual hgh'ihs
strength OF the expeditionary force which ala tne
campaigning as follows: FIRST Army Corps Ss"''
Second Army Corps. 1889; other troops l~S or
total OF cosTs The losses were: Killed IN oat,ie'
73s: died OF wounds. Si' died OF disease V''''u'"s
l,6Os BY cho.era). als.
llceman' sho,,ghtfally * terribly rapid age. Ev'
erybody's IN hurry ,. ,,,,rsa tho man who
was waiting for a streetcar, .. ,.
why we've got the troey-car. haven't we'
And the cahle-car feuder'"
And And. the .:cr"re''e''"
read In the rps', sy every so dsS aSa sS
init suciie."-l Washington star
day and asked for a volume OF 'two''e" NV
ature" Without moments hesiat'"n 'he e'''.
man handed him n NE OF Toustalnt ro"'e''"'~
and found no was rIsht
"l was coming downtown the othct, Gay Se'ss W..
noon." said man ON srly car to yvsh m,sh q, one
cGSr'SS 81 Ss pSc SHe .HSSc. HsrE " %s SSssl They
started to cross the street Just as wason ei rsri
S''Gs fso:' and sSSsSa isss S1s s. 'S:
,h, over. PICKED ncr up
and carried her into drSsS,ors ,nat was aps rsn,
hand see seemed Smcwms !" 0~ wba \" AZ" think We
ought TO givo her something ne MI for, w ,,is ni
opened her s's and hs ssa hs s's so, her vanilla and
ynw minutes later she was walking on as spry as
nothing had happened. d."-tMinneapohs Journal
ro..ncr in ..rhe Washington Post" tells the
following story: my friend. Mrs b. Is one OF
those xood-natured women who are always wanting
20 make other people comfortable. She happened
., ho IN the rnilwoy station the other day when
man she knew came In. He said he was going 70
pitt,burr. Now It happened that Mrs. b. whose
husband Is a director knew the conductor OF '"s
Pittsburg train. He passed through the wauns'
room tust then and Mrs. b called to him. Con'
duc,or, she said this Is my especial friend MI
Smith. He II going on your tram ana want ivy
to show him every attention possible Ine ooH.
ductor OF course said he would but when ne wen'
away Mr. Smith turned to Mrs. b Win . sNNv
smile. 4 did intend to 90 to Pttsburs to-a.y |
I wns In an awful hurry. but. on the wnoe' .""s
I'll wait for the next train And ne hahdeu wv
kind hearted woman a slip OF paper. II was
pass. but 1t was made out to ono Jones"
The people of servia are forever fasting Ins
most severe fast s that OF Lent. which iass sss
whole weeks. Then the S0th OF June tne ~ 81.
Of 81. Peter, which lasts two weeks. anu ~.
served by some persons for four weeks Prom rd .mS
Ist to the 18th Of August the fast OF ~ MAI nsrt
from these lengthy fasts every Friday and svs,xt very
Wednesday throughout the year g held 10 DC 81 dat:
il means real abstinence and privation AZ rys
this fasting has assumed such serious propo .'v
as TO constitute grave medical problem ana a. ~ -
tonal danger for Il affects seriously me ne.rrsbilities
the population the strength and hshtng an
of the soldiers. The medical men reckonee sHS lava
the whole half the days In the year we'H r The year
the population Of PIrot and neighbornooo =" ssct,
on bread. raw onions and raw vegetsn9n!SS. AfS01p
ing = done; not . mosssl Of meat y sAew
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