The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-11-27
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= The fact is more
ing from catarrh than
ease; and whiskey or
producing more 'catarrh
cause. *;
= An eccentric citi. |5| S.
phia was once met by q q,
him the way to the !
He responded "Eyer
fortune" "No, 4 s
marry you just the i q
friend had left it to y6d &
= At the end Of life; Y &
opher, we discoyeft that WsnaYe
nearly one-half Of it in being
without realizing it, and the OFT
imagining we were miserable. d
The coin Mat is most Z
among mankind @ fattery, Il ]
benefit Of which IS, that by he S
that which we are not, We may
structed what we ought totbe.
"A mans religion is ali g.
the grace he says over washn
dinner is just as sincere and fe}
as that which he pronounoes whef
wife has invited the minister I'd
"Befo' de war;" aNegro bo.
was sharply reproved for having
and eaten turkey, replied
massa, you see you got less tu E
but you got dat mech more nigg
Two foolish burglars b1a
safe in newspaper Office in
Island. They got justrii5d
editor had taken out the .other twoy
cents to. put in the contribution box.
AT hugging bee for the benefit
Of church, q man while blind-foldedl
hugged his wife for several minutes
without knowing who he was hugging
When he did find out-he wanted H.
Is cents back. @
= The flea is provided with a lance
and a cutting apparatus, which looksa
almost exactly like miniature razor.
These instruments are carefully tuck
ed away in his proboscis and nazn Tor
blood. letting purposes.
- Rather an odd sight in Rockland,
Me-, is a pet dog belonging toa North
End lady, which perambuiates around
the streets with sulphur beg around
his neck to prevent his dogship from
catching the diptheria.
- It is proposed by means Of the E
electrophone to connect Londoll' $
churches and chapels with the hospit-
ais, so that the sermons preached each
Sunday may be heard by the patients
without leaving their beds.
In Norway new law has been
passed which makes girls ineligible
for matrimony until they are proficient
in knitting, baking and tipinning.
Certificates Of proficiency htveito be
earned, and without these, No girl can !.
marry.
For short distance ailion
tiger can outrun man, and can +
the speed Of. fast horse, but
lose their wind at the end Of half a.
mile at the most. They have little
endurance, and are remarkably weak
in lung power.
The most absent-minded man was
not the man who hunted for his4pipe
when it was between his teeth, nor
the man who threw his hat o,lt of theg
window, and tried to hang his cigarlgg -
a peg. No! But the man who put 81
umbrella to bed, and went and 81
behind the door.
Frank Leslfe's Weekly s.
learn with satisfaction thi
ment has been started in New Orleanll
for the erection in that city of a statue
of the late General Hancock, one q
the foremost defenders Of the Uni 4
in the Civil War. The money need
for the purpose is to be raised amonS
Confederate veterans. ;"
= There are many kinds Of boysk
and girls in the world, but there are
three kinds which deserve special
mention. They have been called the
"Wills," the "Won'ts,' and thee
"Can' ts." The evils accomplish
everything, the fWon'ts oppose
everything, and the "Can'ts" failin
everything. 3
Last June a little 4 year old gir
in the town Of Ishpeming, Mie
mysteriously disappeared. For Some
time search was made, and was finally
given up in despair. A few, days ago
her remains were found in the attic Of
the house in which she lived, to which
she had climbed, and where she stag +
ed to death because her cries were
heard.
jay: "Halloa, Gay, delft
see you, my boy! I hear g51 LAY 81
position with my friends, Skinner
Co 2" Gay: ooh, yes; I have 9 poS
sition as collector there. Jay: That's
first rate. Who recommended you r.
Gay: "Oh, nobody. I just told
them that I once collected an account
from you, and they instantly gave me-
the berth" s.
= Struggling Pastor-Ne early all the
congregation have subscribed libera.sy
for the building fund, and | feel sureS
that I also have your hearty co-opera-
tion. How much will you Mrs.S
Lender-Let me see. Oh, | am the
only one who has carriage, I think.
eyes, the rest are poor" tsWell, I
will drive around and collect the SUBJ
scriptions.
- The city which has not only the
best water supply in proportion to its
population, but also the largest water
supply of any city in the world, Isl
Rome. This is owing to the fact thes
ancient Romans built enormous aque-t
ducts, which poured into the city, I'M
the time Of the Emperors, 330, ,0C0, ,00Q
gallons daily, amounting to $50 gal&
Ions for each individual. - &