The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-05-05


money without burying 1t.
Economy is a good business property,
but very disagreeable company.
Vanity has been compared to a bubble,
but It Is tougher than football.
1t is by the competing line we are going
to get the best pull on prosperity.
Every sitter at a photographers tries to
look cheerful because it takes well.
A shrew is either an unmarried woman
or one who has only half husband.
Optimism not only makes trouble lighter
but it gives more strength 10 carry it.
He is not necessarily good man who
knows when his neighbor does wrong.
The musical tongues ofchurch-beIles draw
great many men to Sunday worship.
With some people Sunday IS the only
day Of the week when they do not prey.
The woman who makes living-picture
Of herself is not always a model woman.
Under some aspects the world appears to
have been created simply to breed daisies.
Every man has goose that would lay
golden eggs if he would properly tend
her.
Sunday is the day on which we can sober
up from the drunkenness Of six days OF
work.
No sort of land monopoly can keep US
from cultivating our dreams in our garden
Of sleep.
One Of the drawbacks of life is that we
can't lie awake and realize how sweet is
slumber.
It's one of the paradoxes of life that the
cheapest is never the best, but the best is
always the cheapest.
The Lark is new little paper in this
City that hats between the inclination to
sing and the duty to fly.
Some people make a great splitter in
the swim by their frantic efforts to keep
their heads above water.
The roses at the Maple Hall show are
pretty, but those in the cheeks of the girls
OF San Francisco are prettier.
The average gossip would sacrifice the
character OF her best friend to make enter
tainment for a casual visitor.
A London woman is said to be drawing
good audiences and making money by de-
livering lectures on the art of making up
beds.
4 tall man generally wants short wife,
but he never learns till after marriage just
what her height is-whether it reaches to
his pocket or his heart.
There are reasons, apart from those
which science furnishes, to convince US
that the Atlantic coast is gradually sinking
and the Pacific Coast rising.
1t requires very strong faith, great
fortitude and a deep devotion on the part
Of the Salvation Army to kneel on the
cobblestones OF San Francisco.
There are some people so mean that
when they see a person with the milk OF
human kindness in him they wonder il
some Of it isn't water and chalk.
The face is the mirror of the heart, which
is good deal warmer than looking-glass
and gives back much prettier reflection il
looked into long and often enough.
When we extend our sympathy to the
wind-stricken people of Iowa, let US not
forget those of New York, Massachusetts,
and. Delaware, for their Legislatures are
still in session.
Some people think that being good one
day in every week makes them worthy OF
heaven by the cumulative process, just as
though salvation can be purchased on the
installment plan.
The discussion over the high theater hat
has reached Paris, where an ingeniou:
citizen suggests as a remedy that ladies be
compelled to sit on one side of the audi.
forum, thus giving men an unobstructed
view from the other.
If Rome should get up from the seven
little hummocks on which she has been
sitting so long and should try a seat or
the lofty SUBMITS of San Francisco's hills
she would feel like doubling up to keeJ
from becoming bald by wearing off hel
hair as her head rubbed against the clouds
If the Philadelphia Record is correct In
saying, The flower festivals in Santa
Barbara and Los Angeles show that Cali
fornia is getting there with both of hel
fetes," then the occurrence of so many
other festivals all over the State would
imply that California is a kind of cent?
pede or hundred-feter.
The New York Herald has made new
departure in journalism by combining the
Weekly Herald with the Sunday edition, on
the ground that the field of weekly news
is well covered by local papers in country
towns and that metropolitan journals can
achieve the best results weekly by concen-
trating their energies on the Sunday paper