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Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

An American tourist In Switssrland
who was about to make the ascent Of
mountain, thought best to ask some ques-
tions az to the capabilities Of his guide.
SIS he q thoroughly skillful olimberr"
he asked Of a hotel keeper. AT
" should say sol" exclaimed. the inn-
keeper. He has lost two parties Of tour
lists down the mountain side, and escaped
without scratch both times" = Youths
Companion,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

Wife--Here's an account Of man who
shot himself rather than suffer the pangs
of indigestion. Husband W. The fool!
Why didn't he take De Wits Little
Early Risersi used to suffer as bad as
he did before / commenced taking these
little pills. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31
A Reckless Old Negro.

Jim Webster-I was jess sayin de odder
day, you was one OBJ de mos reckless men
eber seed.
"You Is right. isn't feared OBJ muffin,
replied Uncle Nose.
jess what said. Den OBJ course you
isn't afeared ter. lend ms o dollahs"
mo, Jeelns, isn't afeared ter lend you
dollah.''
Jess what said Hand ober de dok-
erment. =
4 II isn't afeared ter lend yer dollah,
but I does 60 hate to part with an old fren
foreber. I'ze got de dollah, Jeems, but !
lacks conferdenoe "--Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

The regular annual meeting Of the
shareholders OF the First National bank
Of Santa Fe, for tho election of directors
and for the transaction Of such other busi-
ness a. may properly como before 1t, will
be held at the banking houss at Santa Fs,
N. NJ, on Tuesday, January IA, 1895, at 8
o'clock p. m. j. Fl. VAu0nN, Cashier,
Hanta Fe, N. NJ, Dec. II, 1895.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31
r1Ar-oPzN1No BLANK BOOKS

a.
Being satisfied that If you have once
used Aat.opening book, you will al
ways use them, and in order to get
you to try. one tho Now Mexican
Printing %: q Santa re, will sell you
bound In full leather, with patent
FLAT-OPINING STUBS, with your
name and the number, or letter, Of the
book on the back In gilt letters, ct the
following low prices:
9 Or. (A0O pagcs( Cash Beok $50
9 9r. (4SO yoernAl 100
They are made with pages 10kx16
inches, Of good ledger paper with
round oornered covers. The books
are made In cur bindery and Ne guar
antee Avsry one Of them.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

prettiest setto that have ever seon be-
tween two unscientlfic men. They pum-
lneled each other for just | hour and 10
minutes when Pat cried, Enough! Tim
Immediately seized hold Of his opponents
two hands and shouted God bless ye,
Pat, for thinking Of that word wanted
to spake 1t for the last half hour, and, be-
gorra, couldn't think Of It'll
As Perkins finished dry cough went
up, and for the next few minutes there
was clicking sound like that made by
liquid running down parched throats-
Boston Traveller
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31
Mans Wcsk Point,

Mrs. Newod-Are you sure you love me
as much a. everS
Mr.. Newed- - Perfectly.
And you will never, never love any one
elsel'
Never"
And There isn't anything you wouldn't
do for my happinessf
Nothing, That II, Of course, nothing
within the bounds Of reason.
ssHumt thought 10. You are Just like
all the rest. You've begun to reason. =
New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

If suffering with piles, it will interest
Salve will cure them. This medicine is a
specific for all complaints of this char
acter, and if Instructions (which are
simple) are carried out, a cure will re-
suit. We have tested this in numerous
cases, and always with like results. It
never fails. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

One Minute Cough Cure is rightly
named. II affords instant reiief from
suffering when afflicted with severe
cough or cold. It acts On the throat,
bronchial tubes and lungs and never
fails to give immediate relief. Newton's
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

Jasper--Mr. Greatsman's success is
wholly due to their publication OF faxed
interview with him.
Jumpuppe-I suppose ne gained no.
toriety by repudiating the interview?
Jasper-Oh, no! He went quietly to
work to live up to the bright thoughts
the reporter had credited him with.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31
CRYSTAL CARNIVAL AT LEADVILLE
COLO, DECEMBER 23, 1895 TO
MARCH 4. 1895.

OOLO,, DEOEMDLh q %, loSO III
MARCH 4, 1886.
For the above occasion the Santa Fe
Route will place on sale tickets to Lead
vile and return at a rate of $685..
Dates Of sale December 81, 1895 and
January l, 1895, final return limit Jan.
nary 5, 1896, also February and 2, good
for return passage February s, 1896. Dur
ing the month Of January tickets will be
sold on Saturdays, good until the follow
ing Monday at rate Of $l6.65. Tickets
will also be sold at this rate on Wednes-
day, January Is, good to return January
lS. These tickets will be good going
and returning via the same or going via
one and returning via another line. Open
ing exercises will take place January /,
1896 and the above rates will include ad-
mission tickets to the Ice Palace.
Fl. S. LUTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. NJ.
GEO. T. NICHOLSON,
G. p. A., Chicago, Ill.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31
II. 8. LUTz, Agent, Santa Fe.
q. T. NICHOLSON, q. r. A., Chicago
City Ticket Office, First National Bank
Building.

Piles Of people have piles, bnt De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve will cure them.
When promptly applied II cures scalds,
and burns without the slightest pain.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31
suNBEAMs.

May. They tell me your engagement
with Charley Gumpleigh is broken. How
did it happeuf Carrie. 1t was no great
mystery. The fact ls he was too fresh to
keep; that's all,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

Coughing irritstes the delicate organs
and aggravatss the disease. Instead OF
waiting, try One Minats Cough Cure. n
hslps at onos. makes o. psctoration easy,
reduces The soreness and inflammation.
Every one likes it. Newton's drng store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

The popularity of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and the high esteem in which it
is held leads us to believe it to be an
article of great worth and merit. We
have the pleasure of giving the expert
ence of three prominent citizens Of Re-
dondo Beach, CAL, in the use of the rem
edy. Mr.. A. V. Trudell says: II have
always received prompt relief wher | used
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy" Mr..
James Orchard says: 81 am Satisfied that
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy cured my
cold" Mr.. J.. M. Hatcher says: "For
three years I have used Chanpberlain's
Cough Remedy in my family ahd its re-
suits have always been satisfactory" For
sale by A. O. Ireland, jr.
see that they are trying to ,ehlarge the
Early Settlers association.
am mighty glad of that.
Why SO?
am a bill collector.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

Mrs. L. K. Patton, Rockford, Ill,
writes: "From personal experience 1
can recommend De Wits Sarsaparilla,
cure for impure blood and general de-
bility." Newton's drug storA.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

1t is fixed and immutable law that to
have good, sound health one must have
pure, rich and abundant blood. There is
no shorter or surer routs than by course
of De Wits SarsapariHa. Newton's drug
stOfa
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

Mrs. MellowdY (singing)- Sleep, Baby
Sleep!
Mr.. Mellowdy-Laura. wish you'd
close that piano and stop singing. You've
been keeping this child awake for over an
hour.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

Ia your daughter taking singing lessons
for any particular purpose?
No, ! gaess she's only tAying to kill
time.
She'll do it if sue keeps on.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31
NEW FAST LIMITED TRAINS.

"California Limited" (No. 81 and "Chi-
cago Limited" mo. 4) run solid between
Chicago and Los Angeles. These are
strictly limited trains and carry only pas.
sengers who pay full first class fares.
Equipment consists of magnificent vesti-
buled Pullman Palace Sleepers, Dining
Cars and Free Reclining Chair Cars.
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS.
Trains number and carry Pullman
and Tourist Sleepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, Ell Paso
and City of Mexico. Dining Cars be-
tween Chicago and Kansas City. Free
Reclining Chair Cars between Chicago
and La Junta. West Of Kansas City
meals for these trains are served at the
famous Harvey Eating Houses.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

Junior Partner-.Why did you give
drummer the job of collecting debts for
our firm? Do you think he is any goods
Senior Partner-Well, he collected a
debt from me the other day.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

No excuse for sleepless nights when
you can procure One Minute Cough Care.
This will relieve all annoyances, cure the
most severe cough and give You rest and
health. Can you afford to do without itf
NewtOn's drug store,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

a. E. Fitzpatrick, of Fillmore, CAL, had
the misfortune to have his leg caught be-
tween cart and a stone and badly bruised.
Ordinarily he would have been laid up
for two or three weeks, but says: "After
using one bottle of Chamberlain's Pain
Balm began to feel better, and in three
days was entirely we'll. The peculiar
soothing qualities which Chamberlain's
Pain Balm possesses ! have never noticed
in any other liniment. take pleasure in
recommending it," This liniment is also
Of great value for rheumatism and lame
back. For sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Visitor-Where is IL that man lives?
Must be outside the CITY limits, isn't it?
Resident-Outside the what?
Visitor-The city limits.
Resident-We haven't any.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31
CONNECTIONS.

Close connections are made in Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations on the "Santa Fe Route" with all
lines diverging. For further particulars
call on any agent Of the ''Santa Fe Route"
or the undersigned.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

Comedian Wbgs 80 sad?
nTragedian-zktold transformer good
story just now, and he is telling it to
thoseJbfokers and getting set up to wine
On the strength of it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

A dose that is always seasonable is a
dose of Simmons Liver Regulator, the
"Kipg of Liver Medicines" 1t keeps the
liver active; the bowels regular; prevents
biliousness, aud promotes digestion. In
fact helps keep You we'll. II have watched
it's effects in families where have prac-
ticed, and find it admirable; both alter.
ative and tonic in its action."-Dr. 7. W.
Mason, Macon, Ga.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

Yes, it's perfectly lovely smoking
jacket. I'm going to make Jack cne like
il ont Of my last winters Persian silk
dinner skirt and the lining Of my old
opera cloak.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31
LEGAL BLANKS

We carry full and complete line Of all
Legal Blank, including those required
by the Brand Law enacted by the
last legislature.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

We are the best equipped establishment
in the whole southwest for this line of
work, and our unequalled facilities
enable us to turn out work at the
lowest possible figures
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

Chimmy-Who got the mos Chris'mus
presents-you er yer brudder?
Patsy (dolefully)-M brudder.
Chimmy--How kem dat! You're de
oldes'.
Patsy (more dolefu'ly)-I knows it;
but he got up first.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

With an air of one who had made q
discovery the youg mau remarked: It's
no use to try to please everybody. Every
bodyi echoed the elderly gentleman.
By the time you get to my age you will
think it is hardly expected of mere
mortal to please his wife,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

To the earnest seeker many hidden
things are revealed, remarked the young
theology student to the pretty sophomore
Of the woman's college. The next mo-
ment the air was full Of theological
arms and legs, their owner meanwhile
hastily placing the back of his head
against the sidewalk and kicking vaguely
at the eternal stars.
The hidden had been revealed.
II was just slide with light coating
of snow over it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

One Minute Cough Cure is popular
remedy for Group. Safe for children and
adults. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

Geo. w. Jenkins, editor of ths Santa
Maria "Times," CAL, in speaking Of the
various ailments of children said: "When
my children have Group there is only one
patent medicine that ever use, and that
is Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. It pos
sesses some medical properties that re-
lisye the little sufferers immediately. It
is, in my opinion, the best cough medicine
in the market" II this remedy is freely
given as soon as the croupy cough ap-
pears IL will prevent the attack. It is
also an ideal remedy for whooping cough.
There is no danger in giving it TO chill
dren,-as it contains nothing injurious.
For sale by A. @. Ireland, ir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31
RIO GRANDE & SANTA FE
AND
Denver & Rio Grande Railroads.
the SCENIC LINE OF THE WORLD.

Time Table No. 36.
Effective Oct. Is, 1895.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1895-12-31

De Wits Little Early Risers for bill
iousness, indigestion, constipation. A
small pill, prompt cure. Newton's drug
store.
Arizona republican., 1895-09-05
Notice to Phoenix Tax
 payers.

Notice is hereby given to the taxpayers of the City of Phoniz, Marieopa county, Arlzona territory, that the original assessment roll of the said city of Phoenix for the fiscal year be- ginning July l, 1895, and ending June 30, 1896, has been duly filed in my office, and is now ready and open for pub ic inspection.
 Notice is further given that the Board of convene in the council chamber at the City Hall of said city on the second Monday in Septembe 1895, at 10 a. m., and will continue in session from day to day thereafter until the business presented to it is disposed of; sitting, however, not later than Sept. 2!, 1895, except Council of the City of Pheni1. in September, 1895, persons not attending the said Board of Equalization meetings in September aforesaid may, on making satisfactory affidavit that they had had not notice of increase of valuation In property as assessed to them in 1895, be then heard thereon by said Board.
 All matters relative to the equalization of assessments must be presented to said Board during it's said sessions.
 T. A. JOBS,
 City Recorder Of Phoenix, A. I. First publication Sept. f. 1S95l
Arizona republican., 1895-09-05
The Atlantic 6 Pacific R.R. The Great Middle Route Across the American Continent in COnnec-
 tion with the Railways of
 the "Santa Fe ROute."
LIBERAL MANAGEMENT,
 SUPERIOR FACILITIES,
 PICTURESQUE SCENERY, EXCELLENT ACCOMODATIONs

The Grand Canon ot the Colorado, the most sublime of Natures work on the Earth, irde- scribable, can easily be reached via Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs on this road. To the Natural Bridge of Arizona and Montezuma't Observe the Ancient Indian Civilization of La- guna, or of Acoma, 'The City of the Sky D Visit the Petrifed Forest near Carrizo. See and marvel at the freak of Canon Diab1o. Take 8 hunting trip in the magnificent pine forests Of the San Francisco Mountains. Find interest ln the ruins of the prehistoric Cave and Cliff Dwellers. View the longest Cantilever bridge in America across the Colorado River.
 JNo. J. BYRNE, General Passenger Agent, Los Angeles, Cal. c. H, STEERS, Asst. General Passen ger Agent, San Francisco, Cal. H. s VAN SLICK. General Agent, Albuquerque, N M
Arizona republican., 1895-09-05
G, AR. Cheap Railroad Excursion.

G, A. R. Cheap Railroad Excursion.
 The wisdom of the national commit tee in selecting city so centrally To- cated, easy ot access, ae Louisville, Ky., for the twenty-ninth annual encamp- ment of the Grand Army of the Repub- lie, September 11th to 14th, is fully justified, judging from the numerous inquiries received from all parts of the country relative to transportation facili ties, passenger rates. limits of tickets, etc.
 In anticipation of very large atten. dance, the Baltimore & Ohio South western railway formerly the O.'& M. R'y), the leading route to Louisville from the west, north and east, has made preparations to afford visitors every facility, both in the way of low rates and fast trains, handsomely and comfortably equipped, from all it's ter minal points. Three daily trains St. Louis to Louisville; two trains daily (except Sunday Beardstown and Springfield to Louisville; three daily trains Cincinnati to Louisville; two daily trains Parkersburg to Louisville. Rate via B. & 0. SW By will not ex' ceed one cent per mile. Tickets will be on sale September 8th to 11th, in. elusive. good returning until Octobe, 9th, 1895.
 One of the principal events following the close of the encampment will be tht dedication of the Chick amauga Nation al Military Park, Chattanooga, Tenn. to which excursion rate from Louis vile, Ky, will not be higher than one cent per mile. In addition there vii be cheap excursions run from Louis vile to the various battlefelds in the vicinity. The citizens of Louisville are unit in their expression of according to their guests royal eutertainme n during the encampment,
 Any further particulars desired vii be cheerfully furnished on application to A. c. Goodrich, passenger agent o the B. & o. S.W. Ry., Kansas City Mo, or to J. NJ. Chesbrough, genera passenger agent, St. Louis Mo.
Arizona republican., 1895-09-05
PERSONAL.

G. W. Craighead and wife of Craig, Arizona, are in the city.
 Frank Mayor, the Tempe meat carver, was in Phoenix yesterday.
 Mrs. H. B. St. Claire and children re- turned from the coast yesterday.
 Miss Ethel Edmunds yesterday re- turned from pleasant trip to the coast.
 Mrs. Ada Kelly has returned from her coast trip to take charge of her school.
 Miss Maggie Williams yesterday re- turned from Long Beach, Cal, where she has been spending the summer.
 MT. and Mrs. Geo. W. Hoadley of the Arizona National bank, left last Tues day night for two months sojourn In New York.
 Miss Addine Bury is expected to re- turn in day or so from San Jose, Cal, where she has been attending the state normal school.
 Miss Mary Richmond, daughter of G |. B. Richmond, leaves tonight to enter Pomona College at Pomona, Cal. for 8 years course.
 Col. J. Roe Young, Indian agent at the Sacaton reservation accompanied by his wife and daughter, arrived in the city yesterday morning.
 Raymond Satterwhite and John Hughes left last night for Tucson after spending few days in the city on their return from the Grand Canon.
 Ex-Sheriff J. K. Murphy of Maricopa county, Ariz, has returned from two months soiourn at the Catalina Islands and is now stopping at the Westminis- ter, says the Los Angeles Herald.
 Word was yesterday received from J.. E. Walker, who is in Washington, D. c. He writes that he believes it is much cooler in Phenix than in the east. He expects to return about Septem Der 15.
 H. T. Chapin and family of Anita, Ia., will soon be citizens of Phoenix. They were rendered 8 farewell recep- tion few days ago, and the Anita Republican says: MT. Chapin and family have long been residents of this neIghborhood and this spontaneous gathering we'll attests the high esteem in which they are held by those who have known them longest, and in going away the community as we'll as the church and Sabbath school suffer a loss.
 A MoVaJIiuop,o vou ooy xor %ba Enao{
Arizona republican., 1895-09-05
SAVE TIME AND MONEY

By taking the cheapest and quickest route from Solomonville to Sheldon station and Clifton, or from Clifton to Solomonville. Only regular mail hack leaves solomonville for shel don station every Monday. Wednesday and Friday at o'clock 8. m., arriving at Sheldon by 3:30 p. m, making close connections with the train from Lordsburg to Clifton. Return ing iron Sheldon to solomonville on arrival et train from Clifton every Tuesday. Thursday o'clock D. m We shall spare no time or ex- pense to make it to the interest of all who'win favor us with their patronage. Commercial men and others who have to trave! on odd days Fare, s5; round trip $7.5O. We have corral at solomonyille, where we give animals good care and plenty to eat and drink; m saddle horses, teams and buggies to let Thanking the public for their liberal patronage hereto fore bestowed and asking continuance ot the same, we remain yours respectfully,
 SOLOMoNyTLLE Ariz March IA. 1884,
Arizona republican., 1895-09-05

Money to Loan at 6 Per Cent. The Columbia Building and Loan Association has ii to loan. See
 H. B. ST. CLAIRE.
Arizona republican., 1895-09-05

At McKelligon' g you can get thefnest handmade Sour Mash, Bourbon and Pennsylvania rye whistles. No. 21, East Washington street.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1895-02-08
A Prosperous school.

KENNEDY, KY, Jan. "a, s5.-Gor-
den Field Academy has just closed
one Of the most interesting and pros
porous terms of school taught in our
midst for years, there being fortv one
pupils enrolled, while the avera, Q
daily attendance was greater thAu i,
hes ever been. 1t has been a schcot
in which drones could not live, and in
every department a marke and
api1 Improvement was noticeable.
One Of the principal features OF the
school was the Debating Society,
composed of the larger and most ad
vsnced pupils, and on Fridays after
noon, the school room was ths enc
of many heated ami exciting, as well
as edifying discussions, which togsth
'er with music, recitstion-, And oth-r
interesting exercises, attracted not
only the patrons but strangers a.
we'll, and be it said to the honor Of
''(tord n Field" boys sno girls that
IN no school have we ever mst with
brighter faces or reader wit. While
III have done well, those whose nslnss
appear on the honor roll deserve spe-
"isi attention.
Mavtie Barker, Sam Boon, Myrtle
Noodle, Fiorena Gray, Ladle Boon,
Jas. Foster, Annie A!'an, babl-
Needle, Nassie Boon, R,chsrd Bar
kar, Willie s evens, Lesia Butler and
Lizzie Gray.
Our teacher, Mrs. s. u. Allen, o!
Pembroke, XIV, is not Midtown il
the profession. She has ST % = thu
head of toe Ii~t OF teachers in her own
n-ighborhood for eight or more
Years, end though this is har first
t. m among us, the thorough aud OF
dcieut work done here, hiss ouly in
creased her popularity. All around
us schoo have fallen, teachers have
been exchanged, or schools given up;
while we for the first time in years
are to have spriug term of schoo,
which opens with 81 pupils aud more
10 follbw.
Tue question Of higher education
has been sgitated, more interest is
shown. New desks have taken the
place OF the old ones. Charts, maps
and mathematical blocks relieve
he vacant nothingness. While
bright notices, that cheer, encourage
and inspire to poble efforts, grace
the oncs bare walls. This is VIVA,
has been seen by an OBSERVER.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1895-02-08

Congressman Breckenridge, of Ken
lucky, and Heard, OF Missouri, had a
di graceful quarrel on the floor of the
house Friday, and Breckenridge
made an unsuccessful attempt to
strike Heard. The row arose over a
discussion Of the Hawaiian resolution
and the lie direct was passed snd
other insulting language INDUCED
in. After they had cooled off they
made mutual apologies and shook
hands. On the following day Ma
CURE and Reilly made similar dis
play of themselves over some trivial
mat er and had 10 be held apart by
Col. Breckenridge, who acted this
time as peacemaker.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1895-02-08
Now is the lime.

The benefi. 10 be deprived from a
good medicine in early spring is
undoubted, but many people neglect
taking any until the approach of
warmer weather, when they wilt like a
tender hawer in the hot SIM Some
thing must be done to purify the
blood, overcome that tired feeling and
give neces sary strength. Vacation is
earnestly longed for, but many weeks,
perhaps months, must elspss before
rest can b. INDUCED in To impair
8 rength, and to give feeling of
health and vigor throughout the sYs-
tenn, there is nothing equal to Hoods
Sersapsrilla. Il seems p, rfectly adpt-
ed to overcome that prostraiion
ceused by change of season, climate
or life, and while it tones and sustsius
the system it purlfiss and renovates
rhe hood