The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-11-06
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

United States would go around the
world something like Is times. 3
The Pearl Lumber Company of
Wambega, Ont, has whistle on its5
saw mill that can be heard 40 miles.
= Railroad authorities say that thee
average locomotive travels upwards Of
10000 miles in the course Of year.
~ Well-borers at Los Angeles, CAL,
have discovered mastodon tooth. at On
depth of 46 feet beneath the surface.
Mexico's largest gold nugget was
found at Planchas Placers, Sonore, in
the spring of 1892. 1t weighed 149
pounds.
The longest word in the Century
Dictionary is palatopharingeolary
The next longest. is .transubstantia-
tionalist.
She: "When women have the
right to vote they will be treated more
respectfully" He: "And more often,
no doubt" "
Jack Dashing: cat what age
does the Chicago girl marry ?" Miss
Puns: "Hard to say. She usually
begins at eighteen.
Green Lake, Colorado, is said to
be the most elevated body Of water in
the world, having an altitude of TO-
252 feet above sea level,
The darkest hour in the history
Of any young man is when he sits
down to study how to get money with
out honestly earning it.
"Don't BROOD" said MI. Crate
bar. "a trouble dwelt upon will get
as big as balloon and it may have no Z
more substantial stuHing."
The smallest known bird is a.
species of West Indian and Central
American humming bird that is only
an inch in length and weighs but 20
grains. .s.
Good advice Never leave home
on a journey without a bottle Of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhea Remedy. For sale by Hill
Bros.
A novel sight at the Atlanta
Exposition is the incubator that
matches large number Of chickens
every day, and the little chickens given
away as souvenirs.
Merritt: "Under the circumstan-
ces, why don't you go West and geta
divorce 2" Cobwigger: because, il 4
had divorce, might be fool enough
to marry again"
Doctor: CHOW, Tommie,. will
you promise me to take your medicine
like a man ?" Tommie 'tNo, sir
when man takes medicine he makes
a bad face and swears.
"A little girl recently arrived inzas-
Pennsylvania town from Poland. Her I
waybill was tag hung on her neck, 5
bearing the name of the town and the
person to whom she was going.
Mr.. Wanamaker has increa4
his life insurance to the remarka 5
aggregate of 100000. He is
tainly the most heavily insureda
in America, and possibly in the "
Why does the letter R z Is s.
enviable position Becauseit iy
found in sin. but always in tenn. 8 8 sp ~
industry, virtue, and prosper u
is the beginning osageligion, ssnss
end of war.
= According to Oriental traditio :
the tomb of "Noah, the Ark builder,
is in the small town of Nakhtcheyan,
near the foot of Mount Ararat. It's
said to be niche in the wall of an
abandoned fortress.
"You are very much behind in
your work, Mi. Adder said Che emf
ployer to his bookkeeper. ''I knd
it, SIR" said Mr.. Adder, meekly, tsb &
my corns hurt me so / corndn't fo|
up those columns to save my.life. .
Hicks: "I hear that Miss Jilt
has thrown over DR.. Pulseleigh. II
Wicks: eyes; but he will have III
revenge. He has sent bill; for. .$15
80 visits at So each that he has madd 4
her during the past year. His nex
move will be to sue, not her, but hei
father" =
"A Winterport, Me-, man Wild
cleaned out his well the otker day
found the following assortment of ar
ticles at the bottom: Six rats, two
cats, seven buckets and pals, oneA
pudding stick, one hat; and peoF
wonder where typhoid fever cor
from.
1t is strange but true, thS|
laws of Connecticutfavor the dish q
If a man is hungry and begs sill =
bread the law will send him to
State prison one year, if he stea &
whole loaf he will only get 80 day
jail 1t is safer to steal than tc be-
Connecticut.
There are several holes in
Yellowstone Park region which 3
locally reputed to be ,"bottomle}
Geological authorities say that
are "dry geysers. Into one Of the
known as "Hell's Back Door," 10, Oh
feet of line with weight attached
been lowered without striking botto s.
Etiquette demands that y
should not pass woman at clo
quarters, as on the stairs Of hotd
with igar in your mouth or hat
your head. A cultivated Frenchm;
or German would not do such q thipl
The woman may be the veriest strange
but he lifts his hat and takes his Gig
out of his mouth as he goes by, II
spectfully looking straight ahead.
The figure 9, which came inI q
the calendar on January 1-1839,
stay with us LII years from that date s.
or until December 81, 1899. No other
figure has ever had such long con-
secutive run, and the 9 itself has ONLY
once before been in race which las& +
ed over century-that in which
continuously figured from January
S89, until December 81, 999, peri
of Ill years. The figures 3 and
occasionally fall into odd combinatil
but neither of them has ever yet ser
for a longer period than 100 conseeuS
years in our calendar ainre the nresS89