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of things shows itself in many ways.
At first, perhaps little heaviness in the
stomach, a little sourness, windy belchings
and heartburn Headaches begin to come
pretty soon after that, and biliousness and
foul taste in the mouth in the morning.
Chronic constipation is almost inevitable,
and it is probably the most serious trouble
that ever takes hold of man. It's seeming
simplicity is the thing that makes it most
dangerous, because it leads to neglect.
Constipation means that the body is hold
ing poisonous, impure matter that should
be gotten rid of. The poison is being re-
absorbed into the blood and the whole body
Is being filled with it. Impurity in the
blood may lead to almost any disease.
There is no telling what may come of it.
Constipation is the start of it all. And yet
people are careless about it. 1t is the most
serious thing in the world, and the easiest
to cure if you go about it right DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets cure constipation. Cure
it positively, certainly, infallibly. Cure it
so it stays cured. Cure it so you can stop
taking medicine.
And that is something that no other
remedy in the world will do,
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OBJECT OF THANKSGIVING.

morning tnanK GOd that things are
no worse than they are.
OBJECT OF THANKSGIVING.
Ottimes men confuse self cOmpla-
cency with gratitude: They are glad
they are not as bad off as other men,
but they do not look up to see from
whence all blessings flow. All men
have faith in the general providence
of God. With our late po9t.king they
say, "Yet | doubt not through the
ages one increasing purpose rum"
But here few really belief hat God is
the author and giver of all good gifts,
and that he is the object of all thanks
giving.
The Pharisee stood aud thanked
God that he was not as other men.
He lied. He knew not what graft
tude was. lie was filed with self
cOmplaCency, but not Thanksgiving.
So we are in danger to day Of merIJ
feeling good that we are as fortunate
IS we are, without feeling a personal
gratitude towards a personal Glver,
PROOFS OF THANKSGIVING
We all say we are grateful. How
may we prove it? By coming to
church this morning? BY eating big
dinners BY engagement with
friends? | will tell two stories to
show how we may not prove our
thanksgiving and how we may.
A man with nine companions is
thrown into the raging waters from a
capsized boat. .. He is rescued from a
watery death. He is pulled dripping,
painting from the surges, and sitting on
The baa& ne looks complacently upon
his nine struggling companions and
without excluding even a finger OF
help says: 80 am so thankful that 1
am rescued" Do you believe a word
of it? That's how not to prove your
gratitude.
Again, l have read that once upon a
time four lepers sat at the gate of a
former bese ged city. After some ar
gument they repaired to the camp OF
the enemy in sheer desperation. They
found food for their hunger pinched
bodies and enough for The whole city
They did not sit complacentI down
and enjOv the good things alone, but
| said: We do not well, let us share
with o. hers" So brethren, it we have
real gratitude this morning let us with
generous hearts give. True gratitude
10 the father OF genProsety. II we are
greatful for blessings received, we will
gladly give out blessings ourselves.
Let us fully contribute To The supper
of the poor in our city, and thus prove
to God aud man that we are genuine.
ly grateful
Thus in outline we have counted
our mercies.' Let us rejoice in the
blessings of God in Christ Jesus
through shom all these good things
come.
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Oriental sisters in deadly combat. ia
pan and China sprang at the throats of
each other and the earth was covered
with "ghastly dew" 60 with me DER
Atlantic's turbulent flood, through the
straits of Gibralta, to the Eastern end
of the Mediterranean, aud see the Of
tOman's Empire in the throes OF insur-
rection and deadly strife. Go back
with me to the northern borders OF Chi
ma and see the Russian bear laying his
ponderous paw upon one of the open
ports, 10 the great dIsmay of the ma
ttons, aud besides the internal iroub-
les of our sister American republics.
See our mother England in her
trouble with our neighbor, Venezuela,
aud last and saddest we look across
upon the pitiful estate of our island
sister, Cuba. We see liberty lifting up
her bruised and bleeding arms, married
in her own defense. lacerated in her
struggle against despotism. And here
let me inject a prayer to the" Author of
Liberty that the flag OF the free may
wave DER that home of the brave. Yes
brethren, while the nations are "snarl
ing at EACH others heels" the white
winged dove COOS her murmur OF
peace to the breezes that fan our
shores. Let us this morning lift up
thankful hearts to God for national
peace.
The third cause for national graft
tude is for religious free lom. We have
heard of this ever siuce we as school
children read of Roger Williams. But
what reminds me Of this cause for
gratitude this morning are the present
difficulties in Armenia, where a ppo-
pie, simply because they do not believe
that Allah is God and Mahommea his
prophet are butchered in cold blood.
Husbands groan over the loss Of fam
lilies, mothers weep over their chit
dren because they are not, aud chill
dren wall over their own orphanism
Let us be thankful that we may meet
here together and worship God &C.
cording to the dictates of our own con-
sciences.
The last blessing which shall men.
ton that we as nation enjoy ia a
great religious activity. He who
says Christianity is on the wane con-
fesses his ignorance of the daily hap.
pening. See our great annual gather.
ings and revivals that stir whole tilie,
as well as the large benevolences of the
Lords people and rejoice that religion
is conque,ing.
Second as city. / will call atten.
ton to but one blessing that we as q
city enjoy, and that ia religious one.
1t is exemplifled in this gathering her.
today when all denominations meet in
the house of one congregation, and the
pastor of another addresses them
In my brief intercourse with the
world, | have known no more beauti
full fraternity, zeal, admiration AMI
love among the ministry of a city than
is manifested here. Let us thank
God that our hearts, If not our head
are one, in the struggle against. tn
common foe, for the glory Of one com
mon Lord.
Third, as individuals. This quaint
parable has been told in public thai
once God decided 10 take census OF
the prayers and thanksgiving of his
people. Accordingly, he sent out two
angels--ons to collect the prayers, the
other the blessing Of the saints. Ere
long they returned. The prayer-ange
laid at the feet of God huge noun
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1t can cheer us when days are the darkest.
That things are no worse, 0, my Site!"
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Let all sad hearts this Thanksgiving
morning thank God that things arr
no worse than they are.
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go brisIkly through the ordinary calls
thenic exercises with the arms and legs
and body for ten ruinutes-no longer.
for the half-hour of vigorous exercise
which some advocate is trying to the
nerves and taxes a yvomans strengt n
altogether too much: even i've minutes
may be found sufficient day after eiav.
The motions should ne made evenly.
firmly and with sufficient rapidity To
get UP a plca>an, warmth
The lungs should he 6lled through
the nose with fresh air from the vim
dow and cmp.i~d through the mouth
with . quick election This should he
done four or Eve times. Then the po-
sition should lie taken for the exercises
legs together. hands on the hips aud
chin held mp Then q rotation of the
body in the first illustration. This
tends to make the wai~. slim and nsa-
bile. and the muscles may me felt al
tcrnately stretching and r-is king ua-
der the hands the motion - de-
Ocribed.
The second >ke,-h illustrates the
exercise for wsdening the chest. in
creasing its bus, and strength ming and
knitting the spinal fnn-sle~ generally
The az her eN-rcis~~ Ia he taken .rv
made secorsiinG 90 the y-eil-knovsn roSz-
tine hand. frorn shoaI.i.-r mp. ten -it-ae~.
th-n down. then frpsn the sao1lsi~r
straieh, ost In srs.ns -h- same naznh-r
Of ,i-,->- Al .h.-~~ shnuld sse ao1.
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heavy mustache. And ~ he sat In the
host he looked straight shead.
He seemed perfectly cool. and ever
and anon, by means of . large bundle
which held the aIl-importlnt veil and
wreath, tried to assure and comfort
Nellie with numerous squeezes of the
hand and endearing words, which he
fondly thought were not seen. But
such was not the case. For the gig
Cling, sharp-eyed bridesmaids, who
were seated in the bow of the boat,
discovered them. They revealed their
knowledge by numerous outbursts of
laughter in the intervals left from
charming the young rowers by their
conversation.
The good parson was the elderly
man. and he it was who would tie the
knot. He sat in the stern, steering
with studied precision.
And as the second boat approached.
MIR. Roche arose from his seat, and
cried. with a string of oaths:
''What do you mean, Dick Wilson. by
stealing my girl?''
I'm not stealing her." Dick replied.
''She comes of her own free will, and
with her mothers consent. You've
nothing against me in reason, and. be-
sides, she's of age
This was followed by outbursts Of
laughter and hurrahs from the boys in
the boat. The only thing Mr.. Roche
did WAS to glare and swear. After re-
covering himself, he finally said:
Il have this against you. that you're
your fathers son, and you'll not have
Nell. I'm the head Of the house.
Come out of that boat, Nell. or I'll
shoot"
At these words he leveled a shotgun
at Dick. Nellie screamed with terror.
''Oh! Dick, let me go to him or he will
kill you!"
''He'd like to, no doubt" said Dick.
''bnt he's afraid of shooting the rest,
and, besides, he's too much Of q cow
ard. Do you think I'll give you up,
darling, with the happiness that will
be ours SO near!'' The last sentence
was uttered to her alone. but the party
heard the rest, and cheered him as be-
fore. But though they laughed, they
did not cease rowing. Yet. they did
not increase their lead, for the Roche
boys pulled as Justify as ever.
''Once more I say stop and give her
up or III fire in ano Their minute -
roared Roche again.
What the issue might have been it is
impossible to say, but in their excite
ment neither party had paid any at
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TOP BUREAU DRAWER.


Absolute 1OvOuo61OAi =
w0anon's Character.
Harriet HoltCahorn says that . WON.
ans bureau drawer-the top drawer.
that either is or is not . catch-all-re-
veals character more than any OF her
possessions. and could almost tell her
fortune by looking into It. Is it a pot
pourri-gloves, laces. hairpins. frizzes.
collars, letters and . hundred othev
things? This denotes an uneven. nm
systemat.zed, happy-go-lucky life ono
that fate loves to pursue. The orderly
woman who establishes . standard for
people to live up to always keeps this
bureau drawer in order. Her life Is OF
fills her bureau with boxes possesses an
excess of order that makes life . burden
to the ones who live with her. She -
conservative and not very adaptable
nor tolerant. While order Ia the first
lane to Heaven, order does not by any
means produce Heaven. However, tho
bureau drawer never poses. You may
profess sent iments that are not yOrru.
and your millincr and dressmaker lend
You a personality which YOU do not pro~
sess. and pose successfully for what you
are not: YOU can buy correct books and
pose for a Etterateur by living up 20
their bindings. In YOUR house and it's
furnishings you can buy artistic effect
and harmony CT color and grand pic
lures, and even the atmosphere that
belongs with these evidences of culture
will hover ahout- You can have . Louie
Ouinze room wit hout knowing why Won
have it, and you can buy your coat 81
arms and your antiques and your An
cestors. and Won may escape the soul ~
oil that they represent and the world
will be none the wiser. HUT let tho
world have a peep In the top drawer cs
your dressing table and il viii fnd out
things about your real chars~ter OF
which 81 has never dreamed--Philadei-
phia Times.
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ANITA.

Shes . pretty puss In boots.
With . sa,1cy nAno that suits
Every Glance.
II IL whispered. 10 It sung.
Still IL fipples on the tongue
In = dance.
Oh. she walks SO pit-s-pat.
And she talks OF this and that
Such Q way.
Just to watch her Wftchtng blush
Even Socrates would hush
Hall . day.
She IL not an angel; moi
They are out o place below,
Lot us grtove.
Yet p0fch0nce there is . wing
Hid beneath that puffy thing
Styled . sleeve.
Hor singing makes me think
or . tr1ok0y bobolink
All delight.
With his silver strain allow
Where the apple blossoms blow
PiBk ond white.
Like . Wild rose. newly born.
Bursting into bloom 1t morn.
Dow aRleam.
So ontrancing IL hor smile.
Lo, 1t haunts me all tho whilo
In dream.
Samuel Ainturn Peck. in Century
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Mr. Roche had seen il at the very
start, and tried by every means to keep
them separated
But love will always find a way
Dick and Nellie put their heads TO-
Cether one Sunday At church and
agreed to run away and get married on
the sly. And what was more fortunate
for them was the fact that the good
parsou Of the church resided on the
ialsnd and was in full sympathy with
the young couple
The expectane bride was seated be-
side her betrothed, near the middle OF
the foremoat boat She was spright-
". beautiful black-eyed young woEn-
an. whose cheeks rivaled the peach in
their color There was . world of mis-
chief lurking near her pretty mouth
Bat to-day her cheeks were pale with
apprehenaio and lser smiles were sad.
The sxpsctAnt groom was . stslwsrt
end Sesolut0 young man. His mouth
VS. concealed froo view by . very
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RACE FOR A BRIDE.

J: !
@nT was in those days
~ VI when sharp's island,
~ which divides the mouth
~ VI of the Choptank and the
.<A Chesapeake bay, was
~R ~ the site Of three large
KIN farms of more than four
hundred acres But the
ceaseless roll of the
tides Of the bay and river on the two
sides and the numerous Ice gorRes OF
the northern rivers of the bay have
caused the island to be worn away to
. mere shadow of its former self
The lighthouse, which Is now moro
than q half-mile away from the north
ern end of the island. was then on
solid ground, one hundred or two hun
dred yards from the water. But the
Choptank has not been changed.
1t is still one of the most picturesque
rivers in the state. In fact, it puts
one more in mind of the interior of :.
West Indian island than that of a
middle Atlantic state. The growth Of
vegetation is so luxuriant and dense
that in some cases it is with great diff
Guilty that passage IL made in going
through the woods which line its bank.
The water is of a beautiful dark blue
and has that fresh ness and sadness OF
air about it which is only possessed by
the ocean itself.
On this particular day the sky was
radiant with flooded sunshine, and a
gentle breeze was blowing redolent
with summers fragrances. There was
q delightful calnness on the river and
bay, which persuaded one to spend his
time in idly dreaming. A number of fish
ermen were indulging in this occupa-
ton under the shady trees after several
hours of sport. Suddenly from ono
end of the island came a sviftly-rowed
boat, in which were a number OF
90 1vv~ 10sp
and elderly looking man. Closely fol-
lowing, and seemingly in pursuit of it,
came a second boat, streered by a
middle-aged man. and propelled by
two sturdy young men.
"Welli If there amt Nellie Barnes
and Dick Wilson running away to get
married." exclaimed one of the fisher
men,
And there goes old man Roche,
Nellie's stepfather. in pursuit. Now,
won't Rome howl?''
Il bet on the lovely bride!'
''And 1 on the stern parent!''
Come, boys, come! Jump into the
boat and let's see the fun out
Dick Wilson's father had died some
years ago. and left his son a fine farm
Of one hundred and fifty acres. Ad-
joining the Wilson farm was that OF
John Roche. For years there had been
bad blood between the neighbors. 1t
WAS all on account OF point OF land
projecting into the Choptank. Both
Wilson and Roche claimed 1t, aud when
it was taken to law, it was decided in
favor of Wilson. About two years ago
Roche married a pretty widow named
Barnes. She had a daughter whose
name was Nellie. 1t was love on the
first sight when Dick and Nellie acct
dcntAlly met in the church on the
mainland. From that time on the
affection grew stronger. They fondly
thought that no one knew it but them
selves. but they were mistaken. for
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tention-at least the Roches had not
to the fishermen's boat. For, just as
his sons had by extraordinary efforts al
most touched the bridal boat, his boat
dashed plump against their Prov and
overturned their craft in a second.
"Now's our chance cried Dick, and
away they sped.
Meanwhile Roche and his sons. who
all swan like fish, showered angry inn
precautions upon the awkward fisher
men. The latter apo1ogized profusely.
and helped to right the boat. They
had no idea but what they could pass
between the boats: just did it for a lark,
ETC. Roche threatened dire vengeance
on all of them, but his gun was now
TRANQUILITY reposing on the white sands.
twenty feet below. There was no time
to be lost, since the fugitives were now
nearly across, and Roche and his party
soon left the fishermen far behind.
and their triumph babe fair to be short
lived. However. the parson took the
dilemma by the horns.
''Childre n, " said he, Its an irregular
thing TO do, though perfectly legal;
hut ! propose to marry you right here
and now. That old fellow will not be
ten minutes behind us when we reach
the shore. and. besides, those boys
have pistols
''Oh. parson. you surely would not
spoil a wedding like that said the
younger bridesmaid.
My dear. can bind their hearts
and hands just as firmly under this
blue sky as in the most holy church
ever built
So Nellie was assisted to arise and
was helped in her efforts by the steady
ing arm of Dick. As she stood in the
middle of the boat. under the clear
sky. she made a demure-looking bride.
The roses came back to her cheeks,
and she was herself once more.
As the good parson commenced the
ceremony, one Of the bridesmaids man
aged to put the wreath and veil upon
Nellie Although it was somewhat
ruhied. it made quite a pretty appear
snce. The parson afterwards remarked
that it was the shortest marriage cere-
mony in his experience When they
reached the shore a carriage was wait
ing there before the church in which the
ceremony was to have taken place It
was a work of a few moments to get
into the carriage and drive to the
steamer which was a about to leave.
Just as the steamer pulled out, Mr..
Roche and his sons, looking a little
the worse for wear from their bath.
struggled up from the beach. They
were just in time to see Nellie waving
her handkerchief from the lower deck.
And the race for the bride had been
won.-St. Louis Repu bile.
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a Tender wtfe-

The superintendent of hospital in
Sydney telegraphs to the w ifc of poor
patient:
Husband very i'll: NAV die At any
moment
wbereupcn she answers. not TO him.
but to her dying husband:
IF you die see that you arc buried
by the Odd Fellows. -Hum"rs of the
Scot UnyliSl
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FANCY WORK eAsxer.

I've Neasn~-sssea peaeh 0as6Ses Geo.
srItcts Brs g~7SasssS.-
A standing work Sssi<~- So ~nch .
Corn fort hen sits down mend o.
sew. Eir~. 90 all. because q. 10 n,ers
capari.u- than the ordinary lf.sI~
basket. Then IL - such an independents
sort Of institution. being able -
- nd alcn.., that e. quite relieves its
The Lafayette gazette. [volume] (Lafayette, La.) 1893-1921, 1895-07-13
" nv He Left

You began practice in Arkansas.
did you not. Doctor
Yes replied the physician. Il did
I would have gotten along all right if
it had not been for my diploma 1t oc-
Cured to one of the native. TO ask
what it was My diploma l answer
ed, is from one of the best schools in
the country"
You don't mean to tell me said the
old man. that you had ter go tn
school to larn your trade do ycr
Certainly" said l.
That is enough fer me said the
old man, ANY fclter that hair't got no
more natural sense that he has to go
to school to larn to be a doctor. an
him a grown man amt no man fer
me-" and he damned his harsis into his
pockets and walked out stayed six
weeks more and gave it up--Indian-
apolis Journal.