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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
A REGULARITY OF WOMEN.
Why They Will Cut Man Dead on slight
Provocation.

Sillybub came into the club in a state
of great mental agitation for Sillybub
had sufficient mentality to admit of
agitation, all reports to the contrary
Notwithstanding, says the Detroit Free
Press.
Hello exclaimed a clubster. What
is the matter, Silly, old boy?'
Its dreadful, don't you know" he
exclaimed. Il met Miss Meredith on
the street awhile ago and she cut Inc
dead"
The pretty Miss Meredith"
NO, the other one"
What have YOU been doing2"
Nothing, so far as am aware don't
YOU know. We had a discussion last
night on the subject of female beauty
and during the course of my remarks
merely said to her that She was not the
prettiest woman in the world, and she
Immediately got up and left me.
The other clubster looked AT Slliybub
in amazement.
To-day She cut me dead ON the street
and why should she do that Sillybub
continued 81 am sure she is not the
prettiest woman i'm the world and ann
sure tnat Siie hHoW3 Hh' II H'l anu ~
does verybody else, and because /
merely stated fact so patent that SON
troversy is ont of the question is that
a reason for her To insult me pubhciy?'
Silly was getting very not
"Why, he went on, III should have
stated as positively that she was the
prettiest woman in the world everybody
would have said | was fool, don't you
know"
Except Miss Meredith" added the
clubster, sententiously, and everybody
will say you were a fool for making the
statement to the one person you should
not have made il to.
This was poser for Sillybub and he
sat down despairingly to cogitate upon
it.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
ENAyat I, y ~ |, "a & AVA
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~ "a 10y SStSTss1ss,Fs s SO IT, ~. n 2lS1
aSxIa-aussus S----.-.-----
su seest.an to corresponding.

do not give opjnion~. bat facts lei
readers lOtn .neIr own opinions.
State facts sinpiy and briefly. For ex-
ample "Johu Smith killed William
Zones" is u simple statement Follow facts
with such particulars % tho crime As you
would Zoe interested IN reading II you know
nothing about -.
3--Do uot omi. any important part Of
your news. SWte plainly the date Of any
event. The item ~ lacking IN interest when
the readers fIrst question is: when was 1t!
Always give frstO given names. The
readers want to know Who
5.-Always toll tho who, what, when, where
why aud how.
6-Write names plainly. The one thing
the ayara e reader cannot forgive III news
paper is the incorrect spelling of his name.
Editors, compostors aud proof readers are
not familiar with all the names ia commu-
nifty, and a newspaper cannot afford to guess.
BE careful about dates aud figures.
s.-Write only on one side of the paper,
and do not write too closely. Do not econo-
miZe; send for more.
9.-Do not be offended if all of your items
are not printed. The editor knows the value
of news, as we'll as the wants of his readers
Be sure that if some Of your items are omit
ted there is good reason for 1t.
10. Send only news.
ll.-Last, but by no means least lmpor-
tant, don't say John Jones Sundayed" any
where. As we'll say MARTIN Morris Mon
dayed in Muncie," Thomas Thompson
Tuesdayed in Toledo" and so on through
the DAYS of the week. Or John Jones jan
uaried in Jack SOL" and on through the cal
endar year. Do not try to add to our Ian
guage by coming new words
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01

She was an old lady with bit OF
green ribbon tied in her button-hole.
She came down town a week ago yester-
day and entered one of the large office
buildings in quest OF lawyer who would
listen to her case of alleged cruelty from
the "auld man"
Stepping within the heavy storm
doors, she almost ran into "A large portly
Englshmau, to whom she addressed
herself.
An kin We be afther telling me, "
she asked, "whar | kin fad Mr.. Muir
phee?'
The Englishman looked down at her,
pointed to "A corridor to the right. bowed
and said politely Take the lift,
madam"
"Sure, begorra, said the Irishwom-
an. AN should call it going to the
roight
This same good Irishwoman. having
ignored the lift, and having walked
up two flights of marble steps, paused
breathless at the top and watched a
clerk who was literally pouring batch
of letters down the letter-shute. She
looked on for a moment and then re-
marked
An to think that hole takes thin let
tiers right over to the postoifice. Wot
will be comm t?'-BOSt0H Batdget.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
n. E. BETHANY.

There will be series Of revival meetings
held in district No. six school house this
week. Yelling and Sons saw mill keeps
buzzing away. John Hyatt, the sawyer ex-
poets to 90 to Owosso after his family thus
week. 20. A. Schneider has traded his
team of horses for oxen.=-Arthur Well
ing's CLYDE colt il very sick with distemper.
George Grim mas returned to Hillsdale
owing to the sickness Ct his son.-=FannS
Iudwick and the little child of Ii. Fennei
are Oh the sick list.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
SUMNER.

The X. O. T. VI. installation was the 10th,
the q A. Il. and W. Il. G. installations the
18th. All were grand success.-Mrs
Medcalf is very sick. DR.. Graham is treat
ing her.-Have you got ticket on the
w. r. G. quilt drawing? 1t will cost you but
FIVE cents, when the tickets are all sold there
will be an entertainment and supper. The
Lady Maccabees also have drawing on a
carpet tickets IL cents. A cheap carpet for
some one.-=Mrs. j. Parker is visiting her
daugater, Mrs. Nora Ferris, and other
friends at this place.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
CENTRAL NEW HAVEN.

Married at the residence of the brides par
ents Saturday Jan. 18th, l.. b. Wolford to
Mrs. Annie Damus, both of New Haven.
-Sethton school house has got that
long looked for bell on it.-The revival
meetings at the Sethton NJ. Il. church are
progressing finely Drew and wife
talk of going to Canada to take care of their
aged mother Green was selling
fish in this town last week -L. b. VOL
ford is putting up ice.-Frank Manikee
sold some fine hogs last week. -Eugene
Drew Is visiting relatives at Mt Pleasant.
Tile Ladies Aid society met with Mrs.
o. T.. Ricket on Thursday of last week.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
NORTH WHEELER.

Levi Rowland and wife of St. Louis visited
at A. +. Herrick's on Tuesday, the 18th inst.
There was a school rally at the Jackson
street school on Friday and Saturday of last
week; also pole raising, and now the stars
and stripes float there. Prof. Ely of the
Alma high school addressed the people,
Maine Dosson of st. Louis is visiting her
parents.-W. ii. Stone was in Saginaw
last week. Albert Crystler Is visiting his
sister, Mrs. B. A. Briner. -Protracted
meetings are III progress in Centerline school
school house.-Mr.. b. +. Slough fell on
the ice Monday and dlslocated her wrist
George IL. HOLSTER was in st. Johns this
week.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
PLEASANT VALLEY.

The house of Calvin Hall caught fire last
Thursday morning and bu, for the timely
assistance of Ed. McCune would probably
nave burned to the ground, and the family
ershed in the flames, a. they were all sleep
ing soundly when the fire broke out
here was wood bee Thursday last for
Jackson Pearl, who is suffering with a can
Ger on his face.--Died at her home in
East Coe, Friday, Jan. % Rebecca, beloy
ed wife of Edward G. Ney. at the advanced
age Of 76 years Deceased was a member of
the Baptist church, having given her heart to
God when she wa, sixteen years OF age. Al
though great sufferer during her last days.
she bore her sufferings with patti, nee. She
was n kind and loving mother, and faith
tul wife, and her daily walk was an example
for ali those around her. She leaves an aged
companion, four daughters and three sons.
God has sent messenger
And taken to his throne:
Our loving gentle mother
And left us here TO mourn.
Farewell then dearest mother
Lifes toil.for thee is Ger;
Thou has gone To meet thy savior
ON that bright and shining shore.
Yours has been rugged pathway,
Strewn along with care aud strife:
But you've been the best of mothers
And true and loving wife
Mother dear oh, how We miss you.
None but aching hearts can tell:
But We know you are safe in heaven
And your soul with Jesus dwels.
You have left this world Of sorrow.
You have left this world of care;
But we know If we prove faithful
That we will meet you over there
Then we must cease our weeping
And turn our thoughts above;
For mother Is now in heaven
The angel home of love.
Then farewell. again dear mother,
Thy work on earth Is done.
Thou hast crossed the shining river
And crown Of glory won.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
S. W. NEW HAVEN.

The infant child of j. H. Allison was very
sick last week. Miss Bertha Payne has
returned from visit to her aunt, Mrs. IL.
Wood.-A surprise party was given Miss
Mable CHslck on the evening of Jan. 22nd
despite the inclemency of the weather
the installation of officers of Garfield Lodge.
New Haven Center, was we'll attended; ID. b.
McClarin, \. g., JAS. Wood, V. e., j. ID.
Holman, K. s.. Joseph Ronk. p. s., G. H..
Blanchard Treas. After which a banquet
was served.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
ST.. Louis. MIcn March Is. 1891.

ST. LOUIS, Mich March ID. 1894,
The great benefit We, family, have de
rived from the use of Elixir of Mullein and
Pacal Balm induces me TO state some facts
concerning its virtues. | have for seven
years been afflicted with terrible scrofula
sore on my limb which baflled physicians
skill to heal. Meeting DR.. Olmstead, he of
fered TO treat me and guarantee cure If |
would continue its use long enough, as he
said he could prove its great value for the
blood. With little faith, began its use. In
a short time boils came out above and below
the sore. / continued its use until they dis
appeared. The sore also healed, aud has
shown no signs OF breaking out again, and
little child's head at one time became sore.
and continued to get worse until the whole
top of the head became one solid scab, being
very offensive. We tried many remedies
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
S. v. NEWARK.

Cutting bolts and wood is the order of the
day, while some are drawing logs.-Kip
Louis intends building house the coming
summer.-Mr Carnes is hauling hay to
Crystal this week, where he has a contract
for a number of tons.-Born to James
Lebley and wife, a girl.-James Law
renee has rented the John Wright farm on
section 33.-Mrs. Geo. Richard of Ithaca
spent part of last week visiting friends in
these parts.-Geo Mckinney has been
under the weather for the past week.
Edna Carnes visited friends in Perrinton
over Sunday.-=A number of our young
people attended church at Perrinton Friday
night. -Chas Pitcher is limping around
with the rheumatism. Preaching at the
church next Sunday at IL a. m.-Chris
Misenhelder il hauling baswood logs to
Pompe. Carnes l. quite sick with
neuralgia of the stomach. meet
ing at the church every Sunday evening at I
O'Clock sharp
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
Incidents Of Travel.

Foreigner Ctraveling in America)--
Porter, can you get me a pack Of
cards?"
Porter-"Yes, sab (brings them)
Seventy-tive cents. sab"
Traveller (paying and tearing open
the covers)-"I want table, too"
Porter Yes sab Gifts one and pock-
cts fee for the seryice). Thank you,
sab
Traveller shutlles cards and deals out
for solitaire.
Porter (retires to end of car for five
minutes. then retmns) Scuse me- sab.
Card, are not allowed to be played in
dis coach on SUNDAYS, sab"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
SOUTH ARCADIA.

Azum Roberts has purchased another colt
An old gentleman by the name of
Liefler died at his home near Jas. Debar's
last Saturday. He had been sick for some
time with Bright's dIsease.-There was a
dance in jay Ashman's new house near the
mill last Friday evening. Quite a demand
for hired help IN this vicinity.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01

without help until we began the use of Pacal
Balm. Its cleansing and healing effects APP
peared at once, and IN two weeks time il was
entirely cured. ! nave sold these remedies
AT my store, and eau say that they have
given better satisfaction than any other
me dicine | ever sold. GE'. T. MIIIFE
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
ELW ELL

Bolts aud logs are coming in large guam
titles. Mrs. Levi Hail was stricken with
paralysis, and still lays in an unconscious
state. TIE new grist mill has been
abandoned on account OF hard times at
least no effort il made to build one. ==
Our new restaurant man. Mr.. Sheldon, was
married on Sunday last to Miss Pearl Rogers.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
NORTH STAR.

jackson Cortright while leading horse
from the barn was accidentally kicked in
the head, making a serious wound. e.
Il. Crandall is buying lots of baled hay
5. Miller has purchased the timber off the 40
acres of land of Joseph Wright northeast of
this place.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
NEWARK CENTER.

Frank Eichorn steps pretty high and has a
very pleasant smile on his face all because
he has ten pound boy. Mother and child
doing well.-Ernest Peters has bought
twenty acres of wood land of Frank Thumb.
MEN are busy hauling wood.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
TOLEDO. SAGINAW & MUsKEGoN RY

Nv Ashley for Detroit
at 1910 p. m.
CT. Sc connections are
made at OWosSO Junct n
with all trains Of ID q.
II. a VI R'y.
BEN. FLETCHER. 7. i. A.
Detroit. Mich.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
PERRISTON.

A fire started in the barber shop sunday,
INT nv prompt work was extinguished before
any serious damage wa' DONE although the
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01

When Baby was sick, We gave her Castoria.
When She was a Child, she cried for Casoria.
When she became Miss, she chung TO Castoria.
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01

DAILY. tDaily with Sleeping Car.
Drawing Room Cars between Saginaw and
Detroit.
Pullman palace sleeping car between Saginaw
and Chicago daily.
W, c. BRITTON. Agent
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
Farms and PrOdu ton =.

;
II will be
productions.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
& WEST MICHIGAN Ry

1:25 p. m. has Wagner palace buffet paror
car and coaches from Grand Rapids to Chicago.
ll;1D D. IN has Wagner palace sleeping car
and coaches from Grand Rapids to Chicago.
II. l.. MEYERS, GEORGE DEHAvEN,
Agent, Alma. 0en'l Pass'r Agent,
Grand Rapids
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01

Leave Ashley.
$3.50 a IN for Muskegor
$3.50 p. m for Nuskegon
JNo. W LORD.
Traffic Manag ger.
Detroit
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01

'Daily.
- CONNECTING at Detroitin Union Depot with all
Trains Of Grand Trunk R'y for Canada and The
East N '"e
go p. m. west, and 9:35 a. m. and
o o p N. east nave elegant Parlor Cars at
tached. Extra charge only 20 cents for any dis
lance. ~ '9
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1895-02-01
TOLEDO. SAGINAW &MUsKEGoN nv

Leave Ashley for Musk
egcn, 80 aud lt:05a. m
JSO W Loan.
Traffic Manager.
Detroit.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03
New Ulm ReYieW'
JOHNSON { W|CHERSkI, PUBLISHERS.
Wednesday April 3, 1895.

During the week. we have associated
with usin the ownership and conduct of
the Review Mr.. Ernst Wicherski, an
energetic young man of this city, who
will henceforth assume an active inter-
est in the success of the paper. We feel
that this move is one that will meet with
approval, and that, working together, we
will be accorded the same generous sup
port that has been melted out to us IN
the past. We also feel that the Review
will be materially improved as result
of our combined efforts and that we will
be able to give the people newspaper
that in all respects will compare with
any weekly in the state.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03

State of Minnesota, County of Brown SIS
In Probate Court, Special Term, Marc!
18th 1895.
In the Matter of the Estate CT Nicolaus
Losleben, Deceased.
On Reading and filing the petition of
Jos. A. Eckstein, as Administrator with
the Will annexed of the estate OF Nico-
laus Losleben, deceased, representing
among other things, that he has fully ad-
ministered said estate, and praying that
time and place be fixed for examining
and allowing the final account of his
administration, and for the assignment
of the residue of said estate to the parties
entitled thereto by law; and also for his
discharge as such administrator.
It is Ordered, that said account be ex-
amined and petition heard, by the Judge
of this Court, on the 18th day of April
A. D. 1895, at 10 o'clock A. NJ, a, the
Probate Office in the City of New Ulm
in said County.
And it is further ordered, that notice
thereof be given to all persons interested
by publishing copy of this order once
in each week for three successive weeks
plior to said Jay of hearing in the New
Ulm Review, weekly newspaper print
ed and published at the City of New
Jim, in said county. IT,
Dated at New Ulm, Mimi, March l4th
A. D. 1885,.
<s.- t By. the Court, i
Jonas Laudenschlager, j
(SooN r. asssrr" T11dUe 0f prnha TO
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03

Any thinking mind can easily reason
it out, that it lies with woman, far more
than with or men, to right things in
this world. Woman is the moral pow
er; she is the axis upon which genera
tons must turn. She is that today, she
will be that tomorrow. And she will
hold that power and that influence will
be hers, and solely hers, just rs long as
she remains womanly and is willing to
believe and content to feel that her
greatest university is the home, and her
best students her children, and her hus-
band. Away from that arena, she can
never be what she is in it. This is the
reason why the so-called "Dew woman''
can never be, and why her advent finds
no favor with the intelligent.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03

WASHINGTON, April 1.-The president
received a representative delegation Of
of Chicagoans, who called in behalf of
a number of leading citizens of Chicago,
irrespective of party affiliations, to in
vite the president to public reception
intended to be rendered to himself and
Mrs. Cleveland, as a sense of their ap-
probation of his steadfast insistence on
the preservation of a sound national
currency.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03
SMALLPOX IN THE UNITED STATES.
Three Hundred and Seventy three Deaths
Reported.

Three Hundred and Seventy-three Deaths
Reported.
WASHINGTON, April 2.-The abstract
of sanitary reports, as made by the sur
geon general, shows the presence of
smallpox in 81 states Of the Union. Of
the cities Milwaukee has suffered most
from this disease during the winter,
recording 524 cases and 1874 deaths;
Philadelphia had 244 cases and &c
deaths; Chicago, 240 cases and "a
deaths; Washington, 81 cases and
deaths; St. Louis, 105 cases and 81
deaths; New York, SIS cases and 10
Deaths There appears to have been, all
told, 373 deaths from smallpox in the
United States during the winter.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03
Big Cotton Shipment.

MEMPHIS, Tenn, April 1.-The Yazoo
and Mississippi Valley freight trains
pulled out for New Orleans with the
largest shipment Of cotton that ever
left Memphis. It consisted Of TO-, 521
bales, all billed through to Liverpool.
The largest previous shipment was 6, IT'S
ha1oc
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03
Left for Shiloh.

ST. JOSEPH, No., April 2.-General
B. NJ Prentiss, one of the two surviv-
ing generals who took part in the battle
of Shiloh, has left for the battlefield, to
be present at the unwilling of the mon
ument on April 5. General Prentiss
will be the only one of the surviving
generals present on this occasion.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03
TAYLOR Not Located Yet.

PIERRE, S. D., April 2.-Dispatches
sent from here announcing the locating
in Valparaiso, Chill, Of Taylor, the de-
faulting state treasurer, do not seem
upon investigation to have good
foundation. No one can be located who
has heard any such report.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03

Gov, Waite believes that the most
hardened criminals, instead of being put
to death, should be compelled to run as
candidates for state office. Mr.. Waite
forgets that all state officials do not rem
der themselves as obnoxious as he did.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03
Fairly Large Cut.

MARsHF1ELD, Wis, April 2.-The
winters cut of the Upham Manufacture
ing company figures a total Of 14,0O0,-
600 feet, out of which 100000 feet Of
pine was taken. verything consid-
cred, the season, although short, turned
out fairly well.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03

If the entire country were as populous
as Rhode Island its inhabitants would
number 945, 766,300. Yet Rhode Island
is by no means crowded, and is growing
at a respectable rate.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03

/ The Sleepy Eye Herald says that 1t
would be well for Congressman McCle;-
ny to study up the financial question be-
fore he tackles John Lind. 1t ADDS ::
''McCleary is scholar in many hnes'
but is certainly on the wrong side OF the
financial ISSUE"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03

Oscar Wilde is said to resemble Elmer
son in always having pencil and paper
handy to lot down his best thoughts.
The resemblance suddenly ceases when
he begins to write.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03
Two Men Missing.

SAN DIEGO, CAL, April deputy
County Assessor L. D. Bailey Of Julian
and T. B. Bracket of this city are
missing and it is feared that they have
been murdered. Bracket went out to
collect taxes and it is said they had
several hundred dollars in their pos
session. Their horses have arrived at
Julian, where the gravest apprehensions
exist
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03
Blood Hounds on His Trail.

NASHVILLE, Tenn, April 2.-While
Ed Vest. horse thief, was being taken
off train, he fred into a crowd, NOR
tally wounding boy named Powers.
He: then made his escape. Blood
hounds have been put on his trail.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03
Nine Cars Destroyed.

g HAMILTON, Ont, April 2 AT an
early hour there was a pitch-in on the
Grand Trunk railway near this city.
Two Of the freight trains were wrecked
and three men were seriously, though
not fatally wounded. Both trains were
thrown off the track and nine cars
were destroyed by fire.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03
Watches at Wholesale Prices.

From now until my present supply of
Watches has been reduced I will offer
for sale American Cases and Movements
at cost prices. Come and examine the
goods. F. W. Hauenstein, Jeweler.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03
BISMARCK.

ness houses are closed and all the main
streets are crowded with sightseers. At
the theatres there are special perform
ances, with prologues appropriate to the
day which is being celebrated.
At FREDERICKSBURG, Prince Bismarck's
home, many thousands of people have
assembled to do him honor. One dep
utation consisted of 4, 900 students from
the various German universities.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1895-04-03
Agreed on a Scale.

ALBA, Ia., April 2.-After hard
work and many concessions the miners
and operators have agreed upon a
schedule for the coming year. r.