Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1895-02-06

shall l have the pleasure of being
engaged to- you this summer?' 81 am
sorry, Mr.. Broadbrim, but my pro-
gramme is full clear up to November. "
Washington Star.
Chris Cross-"Now that you've got
wife, what are you going to do with
her?' Mr. Brown-Jones-"Try to sat
isfy my friends that have not made a
terrible mistake. Puck.
Mrs. Flockton-'I wonder is it
true? People say that you sometimes
go to sleep over your sermons" Parson
Dalleigh People, l suspect, judge me
by themselves. Boston Transcript
rs this the boarder that always re-
minus } gu u S.'r- ms. res" "Humph,
l don't see any reason for it." ''Wen,
when you've heard her talk few min
Utes you have that awful tired feeling"
Inter Ocean.
There is no doubt" said the pro-
fessor, that in many cases tobacco ex-
erts soothing influence on the mind"
We'll, " said the young wife, positive
~, the cigars bought Harry for his
birthday didn't. IN. Y. World.
Il. Alker-''I tell you that idleness
don't pay. The surest way for a per-
son to get ahead is to keep moving"
K. Enthouse-'Guess you're right.
That's the way four or five tenants got
ahead of me last week Buffalo Cou-
rier
A Stand-off.-Miss Burtsole-s'You
met the princess, major. Tell me, how
did she appear?" Major de Roots-''In
the sere and yellow" Miss Burtsole-
What! as old as that?'' Major de
Boots-'Not at all. She wore russell
shoes. Judge.
The Flats Name.-"Oh, Maria, I'm
so glad to see you. haven't seen you
for ever SO long. Where are you board
ing?" Maria Qoftily) 81 don't board.
am married, and have taken a flat"
you don't say SO? What is his name?"
Boston Commercial-Bul1
Queer thing about the sum-" said
the summer young man. what do
you mean?" asked the summer girl. 81
understand there are spots on it.
well, F" she answered, spiteful1y, 'I'm
glad of it. Let the horrid old thing
get few freckles himself and see how
he likes it. Washington Star
Don't you think Harry was good
to-day, papa?" said mamma. 81 didn't
want him to have any candy, and when
a lady offered him some, he said, No.
thank you; l don't care for any,"
well, said papa, 81 dessay he was
obedient, but he did tell an untruth.
you know, when he said that
The Princess Margaret of Con-
naught who is only eleven years old,
took her mothers place at the recent
opening OF d bazaar at Southsea. Her
father accompanied her, and the two
were addressed as Your royal high
nesses," much TO the delight of the lit
tie princess, who was presented with
handsome casket.
Travellers in arctic regions say the
Physical effects of cold there are about
as follows: Fifteen degrees above, un-
pleasantly warm; zero, mild; ten de-
grees below, bracing; twenty degrees
below, sharp, but not severely cold;
thirty degrees below, very cold forty
degrees below, intensely cold; fifty de-
grees below, struggle for life.
"A certain English gentlewoman
Has lfVender dlstlIlery IN Surrey.
Lavender, like so many other old-fash-
Toned things, is coming again into
favor, and it, quaint sweet scent is
right welcome. August is the month
OF the lavender harvest. Rose drying
Is also carried on by this enterprisinr
woman, whose investment is quite q
paying one.
Among the dead resting in Mount
auburn cemetery. Cambridge, Mass,
are Louis Agassiz, Henry W. Longfel-
low, james Russell Lowell, Edwin
Booth, John Lothron Motley, Rufus
lhoate, Charlotte Cushman, Edward
Everett, Charles Sumner, Arson Bur-
lingane. Margares Fuller-Ossoli, Doro-
thy Dix, Phillips Brooks and William
Ellery Claiming.
notegrapEer- Now, Tornrnia Il
you move the picture will BE spoiled
Well. it's nous to try. then
canse the innitor said we'd got 70 get
pat OF the aat to-day. Inter Ocean.
Aunt Esther was trying TO per-
suade Htile EDDY TO retire at snnset.
using as IN argument that little chick
ems vent % roost at that time ssYes.''
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