The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-11-24

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very young woman who 2 got her heart set
upon one man in particular. The more
character she's got the more likely she IS
20 make a fool Of herself
HIM said the host Did you ever
notice that when you were out Of sorts and
felt cross everybody YOU met seemed in
the same condition? Turn up at the bank
some morning with a small balance and a
big uSie you want 10 a discounted, and
every man you meet there Is Ia exactly the
samc nix. Now. TidiCulous as il may seem.
I'm out TINS morning on the same scrt
% job as you two gentlemen. one OF my
clerks. a bright enough fellow. but not
exactly trustworthy. failed 70 turn up this
morning so did some OF my money. /
don't care for the cash. but ! heard that he
had a girl on the brain and had been boast
ing that he would be married within j
week 10 the handsomest girl in the state /
don't want any girl 20 take up for life with
a criminal. and / do think the fellow might
be pulled into shape if ] were 10 give him
some special attention. Hang the hurry
OF buSinessi 1t makes a man careless about
those he might have the greatest influence
over. | suppose. though. there's nothing
wonderful about the coincidence that three
Of US are on the same kind Of Jobs. Young
people will b. fools. especially when they
think they're In love"
The little. timid man said nothing. but
iE it0ktA very AttHtl@ Htlui 1Lu ne tDeh kilC
smallest possible mouthfuls Of food.
IN pull through If / find the sirl,' said
the prospective brides 5rother-in-law.
for. when she knows that she's under
age and the marriage won't he legal ac-
cordlng - the laws of the state. she'll
have sense enough to halt"
You bet III pull through IL | get hold
of the boyr' said the Wild youths uncle.
IF / get my hands on him I'll most ever
lastingly shake the lver-pin out Of him
II don't know what a iiver-pin is said
the host. but ! should judge that "A young
man without one would scarcely feel like
taking any important step IN life. Well.
gentlemen. MI your glasses. Here's TO
young fools: May they learn some day
how much trouble they make for those
who love them best"
All the glasses We're drained. even that
Of the tim.d little man. which contained
only water. At the same time there trlc-
Killed. into it some drops of water from the
timId little mans eyes. Other drops start
cd from The same fountains. and the par
~ noticed them. 50 the little IFan said;
Gentlemen. / lave been called 70 an
other state 10 solemnize a marriage, one
Of the parties 20 which / know very wei,
ard what YOU have been saying troubles
my mind sadly. Suppose the parties
should be any of the couples of whom you
have been speaking"
veil. PAL SUI. - EfE+Na FF' N"f ~
law really doesn't compel you 10 marry
people whom you shouldn't marry. does
NO. sir: but suppose
There seemed some difficulty about con-
Guiding the sentence, so the host re-
marked:
An well. LET'S hope that yours won't
re a case OF hat klnd Gentlemen, MI
your e.asses again. It's Thanksgiving
day. LET'S hc as happy As We can ~ the
circumstances We're alive. there's Eood
cheer before ms. and as TO trouble, Why
hang IL. ~ IL weren't Tor tfouhie none
NJ MS would know whore - ind the best
.t,ef th8t.s in him Here's 70 our dear
oncs,"
rben the host told a story Of a DAY
when there seemed an empty tahie ll
prospect Tor him and hs wife, ana toeF
bea ssreed TO feast on kisses anc none
whom suddeuly they were invited our ~
the man with whom the present 49,
crward began business lie i' e"Fh'9'' 80
nv kent the kisses and nope for
second dessert. 20 oe t"l1Etd
T., the;r little one-roou home. l2s
reminded one Of the sueSis
-phanksrivinr dinner he had eaten IN 'l.
army during the civil "af~a 80
which no found the meat spoied anu '.e
- s,ur So he gave his last dime 10
IA ~,l,rs8 woman Ia bake him a noe
- and then had 10 invite the maker -
4ino wien him. for the cake to'h Una
~ar,u.ai she had In the house anu
had nothing else 70 ear. nor any F"
witch 20 huy on short notice ss,,.-
T1ts reminded another S1t~
.A, bottled cider was really cha"i-
,f,saurh no one k0eN the diNfteh'e
- .h. +,s.at nor would thfy ever nave
tr,on If fne e~roeer's blru3eF ha4 t
n, MA, ordered ;he champagne ma'e (.
aar,I fuss whom II was too late 80 ".'N
the proper exchange ,~,
when three Americans begin 90
-..~t-s about anything. ne matter "Hat
sew a~e bound 20 keep Il up, III sp.F "t
.,. r~,rhle IN t1er minds f'fF N"tiNa 3
st,, even II thev wer" n1arEhlak sue =
sGse - the GaIlowS. Even tit At.ie
is4e- lost MS tirn'dtty am H4@
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,vez n pn1p3e VINO had none,
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v,>7 appearance, even though 'ae.
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