The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-05-29
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

God turns from us only when we
turn from him.
= A quarter of Scotland is owned
by IL persons.
How to raise beets-take hold OF
the tops and pull.
- Wild birds do not sing more than
8 or 10 weeks in the year.
- There is only one time when you
know exactly what man is !: when he
is dead.
1t is said that more money is
spent for eggs than for flour in the
United States.
Frank Egerton, Of Texas, never
had the least sign Of hair On his
head, face or body.
The microscope shows 1000 mus
cles in a common caterpillar, and 23
600 eyes in dragon fly.
Projectiles fred from modern
high-test guns fly through the air at a
speed Of ], 1868 miles per hour.
= The average man does as he
pleases, and then growls because other
men expect the same privilege.
Many men claim to be firm in
their principles, when, really they are,
only obstinate in their prejudices.
The cross word should never be
formad hv the lins. and the wrv face
should never be formed by the heart.
Sun spots were first discovered
in the year 1911, and were noted BY
several astronomers at about the same
time.
The average length Of the queen
bee life is four years Of the drone's
four months, and Of the worker, six
months. -. -.
The mean temperature Of the
whole earth is 30 degrees Fahrenheit,
and the average annual rainfall is 30
inches.
A well-cremated corpse Of an
average-sized man Of 154 pounds
weight leaves a residue Of but eight
ounces. s
Three thousand employees Of the
Pencoyd Iron Works; at West Mana
yunk, Pa, have had their wages ad-
vanced 10 per cent. -.
Veal Of the fashionable white
hue is made by fattening calves in the
dark. Cows kept in the dark yield
milk which makes white butter.
= Revise the Holy Bible as she
may, the new woman will never be /
able to diverst herself Of that extra
rib which is her chief glory over man..
"A boy who could not understand
what conscience meant was at last
asked: "What is it that gives you sn {
uncomfortable feeling when you have;
done something wrong 2" Dads
cane" was the reply.
Sir BENJAMIN Richardson, q noted
English physician, thinks that the
normal period Of human life igabout
10 years, and that Z out Of 10 average
people ought to live that long, if they
took proper care Of themselves.
Applicant: IT ask for the hand
Of your daughter" Parent: "Haye
you any prospects for the future ~
ssNone whatever" "She hasn't any,
either. Take her. my boy, and be
happy. Bless you both"
= The Egyptians believed that the
soul lived only as long as the body en-
dured; hence their reason for embalm-
ing the body to make it last as long as
possible. 1t is estimated that alto
gether there are 100000, 900 mummiesi
in Egypt.
The prohibition campaign has.
opened in Georgia. They are going tss
make the question an issue in the cleo
ton of members to the next legisla-
ture. The temperance people demand
the Bush bill which will make the
State nearly dry.
"A San Francisco girl, disappoint-i
ed in love years ago, has built cabin
in the woods on the Upper Salmon
river, and lives there alone. She is
an expert hunter, and has raiseda q pair
Of grizzly bears, which are very afec.
tionate toward her.
- Mr.. Edison, the great electrician,
receives many amusing letters. Not
long ago he was startled by an epistle
from Western damsel asking him if
he could not invent an electrical con-
triyance that would enable her to see
the face of her future husband. 81
The best briar root from which
pipes are made comes from the borders
Of Italy and France. In the noun
famous districts Of these Countries
roots are dug out that have grown for
ages, and are sometimes larger than Q
mans body, weighing hundreds OF
pounds.
For whooping cough Chamberlain 9!
Cough Remedy is excellent. By u.s.,
ing it freely the disease is deprived OF
ali dangerous consequences. There is.
no danger in giving the remedy r.
babies, as it contains nothing injuri-
GUS. 25 and 30 cent bottles for sale
by Hill Bros.
"A lady at Tooleys, La, was very
sick with bilious collie when NJ. c.
Tisler, a prominent merchant Of the
town gave, her a bottle Of Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhea
Remedy. He says she was well in
forty minutes, after taking the first
dose. For sale by Hill Bros.
=" "Shall I write out Dodson's
bill 2" asked the clerk. "No," rez
turned the head of the firm, after so11
deliberation. 'I think you'd bettef
have it printed. Get ahundred copies
or so. You'll need that number be-
fore he pays it, and time and money
| will be saved in the end"
John T. Wilkerson was struck by
lightning in his shop door ut Pensa-
cola, May a., and was killed. He
was standing by telegraph instru-
| ment, which was disconnected from
| any wire, but loose wire was in con.
tact with his body. The other end OF