The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1895-12-28

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:. MERRY cAalsrxl.
II a body meet I boa,
comm thru the ~
shoa nun ~, with a Roman ~.
'n00' him In the sys ICY
h ca,y,o cope, Aa. a..,,,
EVerybody's scoonad
ih0se who have Dull
,, hlll him with club, ''sa
Business man may ~.
Drunk on syllabuh audut
"hen newsboy fres 49,.
Give him thirty days,
cp ,lS,1 full Of gin aud b,,,.
biithely hades raise '''s'
HOW HOUSTON WAS 80 b
,n @ai ht1 had SURRENDERED, sns Y.
In the Galveston harbor IRA Ia
the docks. the British war v....'' ~" ~
oerer' owler and owcumuso 49, -, l'as
enored, The commanding o,so M, !.
patched 10000 Hot Scotch rrsrss. s
the line on a forced march oyerI,,s n
orders to attack the city Of Hous, s =
The wires We're down and i NJ.
ascertain If the expedition wa, ,,.... \.
the warship Frangipannl wa, ors.,.s !.
ascend Buffalo bayou to Houror
report results. sa
The Hot Scotch grenadI,r 49,,
Houston at dusk, and mad. d.,o,,
me right. They captured ths ALL
central depot, and then, formIp, n.
marched into Washington street ~ Z,
drowned to a man. The Fraglp,u,I !.
oended the bayou to within hsf !, Il.
of Houston.
The wheels OF the steamer ,,,., :.
the waters, and the sherman tpr..
loose his wheel and seized hls pos
The captain came upon deck and INN.
ed What the blooming"-
He also ceased speaking and ,,.,.,
MS nose with his white cambria hsnst..
chief. ''S A"'s'S''
About ship" he shouted. aLnf A
main mi2Zen mast and clew I'D the MI y
topgallant halliards. Ayast the M NJ
and head her SOU SOU east, ON Nam
as been ere, hand hevery bloonip IL
habitant in the town Is dead"
ANSWERS TO ANXIOUS MouHsn
Many Ladies, Houston-Try 10 m.A
him by explaining that they Gs not Vi /
snakes and lizards. Apply hot nsri
baths to his feet and cracked IN b VI
head. Bromide Of potassium and iha
thick broom handle administered Il b
tervals will be of benefit. Cafaut \
move all loose change from hh pxtA
Isaac Skobolitsky-We know q v n
stance that is highly innammM y
will not leave traces Of Its U.s.
Grammarian-You and your ~ =
both wrong. 1t is neither cofrMha
THE negro bought the watsnM =
the farmer" nor The negro hatA -
watermelon from the farmer" y 'sxA
read 1.-THE negro stole tho sls3na
from the farmer"
Bailey, Washington, D. C.-Wtn
able to suggest any means Of fenI
the difficulty. Perhaps some rtfiM ~
ter might be able to stretch i 'u'apnu
for you, without injuring the nm'
Maudle-Insert one foot At : lmA
course.
j. p. st. j.. Kansas-Cloves' vi
David B. Hin. New York-CsrssIpS ,Js~
us know when the war pesln ns.;, Il (
missing leg, u mortgage Of ivy
cousins of wife. carbuncp, I'M
grocery bill of $50, nine chiialsa n. sn1 sSSis
disabilities. An early removal Nli ""
Idtterateur--A good name for Ky r n,
about the man holding five aces Y
game would be 1.-The Crime OF
Young widow-There would = n y VII 81
priety in your answering y a'hsnd tyjt.I
advertisement for seco''
writer. Il syad u
g. Cleveland-A good way y. =, M n
blow from England mighs "
duck" again. ..
WHO bids?' .,us. ri
The aucticneer held up em'a, v
ing horse. battered and staine1 h
belonged to some rttls member 49,
mans family whose houseno'u -
was being sold under the nn - N
He was utterly ruined. He - - u. y
UP everything in the worlo y ~ =
crs--house, furniture, notes. ,,,ns b
goods and lands. He stoCa -. III
crowd watching the sale tna' ~ n. ".
ter,ne his household goods ana s Y,
looms among hundred s'ranss bat4
on his ann leaned q w0''
yelled.
"Who bids?" .,.,rs Aas
Tho auctioneer held the r0esu rssasd
high that 1t might be seen ~
hands had torn away the sc.1s X ii
the bride was twisted and wa ~. iii
der little fngars. The crow ,sIl sss
Tho woman under the heavy "
and stretched ont her HANDS
No no, MOI" she cried; With ers5s
M, ~ ,, ,, face was white WV. n~srrb ~
ne ,i IN form that once 90 mn s.d ~
nv, NE IA jt''7 rorking horse had T Inv Va
into tba world years ago.. ,riaucy.
NM ontiV relic LEFT OF his happy , n rt,ii'
IN T,ibe aiictioneer, with as gsig hos:
In his eyes, handed the He se
the man without sn So he and The Y
"T I,he cr t murmurcd Win w Mb BIO
emily me ROD room and set me eets rppr.
q fbe front of the horse ana ana All. nd san Z
OF .i piiss, a col cold day When ~ fss h
ro,te al. Eight thcus,aess cans y
d rn but that. aucuosS
near busting up the sahN
THE CONDUCTORS
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