The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-13

+ IS where young women make a great mis-
Z take Very few Of them are willing TO
DC secondary. which social success abb
so-utely demands. And then. too, they
are inclined 20 ask man too many quest
ions, which is something a man particu-
larry disikcs.
There is a type which is very common.
ana which would delight that Italian doc
TOR who Is guaging women's morality by
their moles and their teeth. This girl is
usually almost cOlorless, ana she i'm
presses you al once with something about
teeth. You don't quite know what IL is
whether n is their size whiteness, or
their likeness 10 a wolf s. She Is usual
il attractive 90 men. and nine times out OF
ten j. either engaged or married. And
lhen she holds on 10 the unfortunate man
WIN Inc tenacity Of deviliish. gradually
freezing out OF him all the warmth of his
nature. Iuc0nsciOusly he may struggle
ana squirm, but the entire lack Of heart
ia her results in there being no quarter
gwen 10 him, and all that he can DO Is to
summit 10 his fate and ask for the prayers
o1 lne congregation. Il is always a warm
near teQ, Ndrln-sOuled fellow that this sort
OF a sIrl gets hold OF, and she catches him
Wnlle ne Is under thirty, for she knows
tn@t When he is older than that he will
nave recognized her kind and beware of
hef- In lieu Of affection ne is expected to
accept intellect, a jealous pride OF posses
son Wnlch she calls love. and continued
.Wpfesslng upon the unfortunate man of
her general perfection and many virtues
the last valueless because they have never
bten attacked. Thse women Occas.o nally
tneF never have any sense so far as man
ls concerned, unless. indeed. one Of them
ltottles a sturdy creature capable of Civ
ing her weekly thrashing. which may
n.'ludhize her. But there are enough of
l--tf women IN the world TO talk about
without dilating on these creatures.
,ot,.- e'e are a great many new babies in
Lo"A, ana the mother of one was kind
enough 10 write 10 me and say she would
IKE 10 name ii after me. which honor
declined. But I did stand godmother for
"a LUAUIEu 20 rf In Nha No -
or Lillian Blanche" The name and the
ihIant complexion seem rather at odds
SuL II Lillian Blanch launders as well as
Iief molher. the linen OF the next genera
Ion VIII smell as sweet as only plenty Of
soap, hard rubbing and sunshine can
There is a fad for giving girls family
names instead of Christian names Just
NV, ana when you get letter signed
Montmorency Snlnkins." the chances
are zen 70 one that Montm0rency is a
woman. There are enough good honest
names Tor women without calling them
by such ridiculous titles but, thank
goodness! sensible women have stopped
the nickname business and Elizabeth"
g. Elizabeth and not Bessie or Lii
ne, and Mary is given her beautiful
name IN its completeness. and not called
May or "Mazie." while "Charlo- e"
suggests the dignifed lady whom the
German poet loved. and doesn't degen-
who is the color Of a lemon A Lille
who only suggests from the spots on her
lace the japanese variety, while "Pansy'
Is consummate donkey, and never had
thought in her life. Nine times on,
OF ten Blanche is a brunette, while / once
met girl named Bonnie who was as
tiresome and stupid as a girl could be
ana never came near being bonny either
IN appearance or manner. Give your
girls, and your boys. too. a name that
is short and dignifed and which viii
ht as well when they are GO az IT does
when they are 10. or course the people
VINO love you are going to twist around
your name in some pretty way that win
spoken to. but that pet name wants to be
kept for you two and not be given TO the
world at large, that 1t may be made
have always maintained that acting
required no brains that a little child could
be good actor, and that TO succeed in
mlmicry intellect was not necessary. Now,
/ am sure Of it. for / have seen three
elephants do a little play much better
than If they had been men. A funny lit
tie play, too, where the elephants initiated
men and ate too much and drank too
much, something that elephants them
selves would never be fools enough to do.
and We're then marched OFF to the police
sta tion, by very digniied elephant police
who knew his business as well as any
member on the force. / saw these Gle
plants at place that interests me very
much. Do remember Walter Besant's
idea or pleasure palace? one where
men could 20 and take their wives and
children. cat and drink moderately, and
see a good show? Well. we have got one
in New Y ork now, which comes very close
to the ideal The vaudeville is good, that
prett!est and most cOquettish of singers
Billie Barlow being on the programme, the
place Is comfortable and every night IL is
crowded with respectable people, the
tough being an unknown element Do 1
approve Of Ii? So much 50 that am going
again myself, and | am going to tell my
neignbOrs to go, for a show that interest IS
and amuses both the grown up and the
little people is the kind that wants to be
encouraged. How the children screa med
with delight when the little elephant got
drunk
How we all held our breath when the
small boy stood on his fathers shoulders
and his father walked on a wire as calm
~ as II il was solid earthl And how the
funny songs were enjoyed, the dances were,
applauded, and everything at the Pleasure
Palace seemed good to the girl and her
sweetheart to that whole family of chill
dren who sat near us and to every type
found in this great city among the great,
good middle class which was present here
BY the bye, Madame Malaprop has dis
tinguished herself. She has taken to lit
era ture and she asked, do you think l
could write better over negligee?' And
then she said - admire Mr.. Dash so
much-he IS like snyi own dear husband,
sans pere ct sans reproche" Oh. OH OH
Bah.