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Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1895-02-07


HEAVYWEIGHT Clothing.
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Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1895-02-07
PERSONAL NOTES.
Our People-Our Guests Our
Friends.

--Doel Baugh was In vinita Tuesday.
"A. j. blackwell returned from the east
yesterday. with scheme.
M. b. McPherson. a brother Of Ed. the
barber. is here with view Of locatingi he is
also barber.
--Mrs W. N stinnett has been at Nevada
some weeks. but a. her health has returned
she will be back this week.
Miss Rebecca Groves, Of Springfield. has
been down on a visit with her friend. Miss
GsOrgie Hardy, at the Academy.
Charley Chesney came down from Topeka
Monday morning and resumed his old "sit"
In this onice after having q 'sub" on for
nearly two years.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1895-02-07

What Goods Hosiery Fn Blankets and Mems Heavy Boots that left
Spring Purchases will and
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
Beware. III OilltIInIcnts.

for catarrh that contain mercury,
| as mercury will surely destroy the
sense Of smell and compile de-
range th4 whole system when en-
tering it through the mucous sur
faces. Such articles should never
be used except OIL prescriptions
from reputable physicians, 49, the
damage they will do is ten fold to
the good you can possibly derive
from them Halls catarrh cure
manufactured by j.. J. Cheney Il
Co, Toledo, Ohio, contains no
mercury, and1is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood s1'tlt and
mucous surfaces Of the system In
buying Halls catarrh cure be sure
you get the genuine. It Is taken
internally, and made IN Toledo,
Ohio, by +. j Cheney & GO, tes-
timonials free.
Sold by druggists, price 73c.
per bottle.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
SDeciaI School Notice,

Children now six years old, OF who
will become six during this school
year, will be admitted to the first
grade room if enrolled between Mch.
4 and Is. A new class for beginners
will be formed, but all who enter this
class must be in school by March Is.
BY authority Of the Board of Educa-
ton. Isl. NJ. PALM, Sec.
Worthington, MINI, Feb. %, 1896.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
Reward.

&. A reward Of FIVE dollars will be
paid to anyone giving information
which will lead to the conviction OF
any parties hauling from the town of
Worthington and leaving unburied
any large dead animal in the town
ship of Lorain. JOHN RAMAGE,
22-tf Chm. BID. of Sup.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
Farm Machinery at Cost.

A. Forbes has a few more of those
famous tanning mills for sale. Now
is good time to clean up seed grain.
He also has a lot Of disc pulvarizers
and other farm machinery to close
out at cost. It will pay you to call
on him; he will save: you money. "a
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
Private Sale.

Private sale at Mel artney &
Aagaard slivery barn. 4 top bug
gies, ] two seated spring wagon, 2
sets Of double harness, 3 sets Of
single. harness, scale, i saddle
and five good horses.
.30w4 MCCARTNEY & AAGAARD.z
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
Tho Answer.

Willie Slimson-I'apa. gave mamma
conundrum last night He wanted to
know why your .parlor was like living
picture. 81.
Mrs. Willowsnap-And what was the
answer, Willie? ,. -, ..- 49,
Villie-'Cause it was SO bare. Brook
lvn Life. -
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
Time to Reform.

Mr.. Cumso (virtuously)-1 am weary
of the nomination of tilne-servers for
Office. Men of the highest integrity
and unimpeachable character only
should be put in official places.
Mr.. Cawker-What Office have you
got your eye on, Cu1nso?-Puck: 800.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
Pleasant for Him.

$.sEow could you endure talking so;
long with that ugly old woman with
that frightful costume without laugh
ing in her face?'
aOh, that's easy She is my wife. -
Flierende Blaetter. e
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
Her Tender Are.

4 Miss Flypp (maliciously)-That hat is
very becoming to you, Miss Elder. 1t
makes you look fully ten years younger
Miss Elder-You are trying to iatter
me, Miss Flypp. can't believe that 1t
makes me look like a girl of thirteen
Town Topics. - H.. =
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
some Difference

" some D)HeTeDC@s
= Bilkins-There' a lot Of difference in
women. sE.s 7lg $3.50
Wilkins For instance?
s Bilkins Well, yesterday offered my
seat ID q street ear to one and she de-
clined it with thanks and to-day p OF
fered it to another and she accepted it
without thanks.-Dctroit Free Press 81
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
"A Very Cd Deg.

Hostetter McGinnis-l can't see what
YOU find to love about that cog.
Miss Elderiy-He was the playmate
of my childhood. 49, :.
Hostetter McGinnis-Why, l didn,, t
know that dogs were such long-lived
animals. Texas Siftings.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
A Profitable Workman.

Boss Plumber Suddenly coming to in
spect job)-Hey, there! wake up! How
long have you been asleep?
Journeyman-'Bout three hours, l
guess. r.. %. a55. H.. " -
Boss Plumber-Did anyone see You?
Journeyman-You bet they didn't;
I'm too sharp for that: ~ =. 90 -.
Boss Plumber-Good! I'll raise yonr
wages Saturday night.-Puck.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
lust received. a very complete

Just received, a very complete
line of misses and childrens caps.
Latest styles and very hobby. These
spring goods were bought cheap, and
will be sold in the same manner. AL
are cordially invited to call.
MRs. VIC. Posi-, milliner.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14

- Whatever may be the cause of
blanching, the hair may be restored to
its original color by the use of that;
potent remedy Hairs Vegetable sici-..
liam Hair Remover.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14

"a good 160 acres Of land only 3
miles from town for sale or exchange.
Will take other property in exchange
for equity. Long time to pay out
encumbrance. Come and see me.
Itf) Nc. e. LAwToN.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
Low Rates to the South.

The b. G. R. q n. Ry. will run
homeseeker's excursions tcp points
in Tennessee, Mississippi, Louis
ana and Alabama on the following
dates: Jan. I, Feb. 4. March I,
April l and %, 1895. From sta
tions south Of and including iowa
Falls, Albert Lea and DEBORAH
one day~later than the above dates
Tickets will be sold. at the ex-
tremely low rate Of one fare. for
the round trip and will begood to
return 80 days from date Of sale.
Stop-over will be allowed in Ten
nesse, Mississippi, Louisiana and
Alabama. For rates and time OF
trains call on station agents, or
address j. MORTON, G. I: e. 7. A..
Cedar Rapids, Iowa. apr -
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
1t Should Be In Every House.

J. B. Wilson, 81 Clay ST., sharps-
burg, Pa, says he will not be without
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, Coughs and Colds, that it
cured his wife, who was threatened
with pneumonia after an attack Of
lagrippe, when various other rene
dies and several physicians had done
her no good. Robert Barber, of
Cooksport, Pa, claims DR.. Kings
New Discovery has done him more
good than anything he ever used for
lung troub othing like il. Try
B ree trial bottles AZ RAY, Id1Isstls7
TON drug store. Large bottles, 5Oc
and $1 90. 5ss5.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
Always.

Lawyer-You say the prisoner stole
your watch. What distinguishing fea-
ture was there about the watch?
Witness-It had my sweetheart's pic
ture in it.
Lawyer--Ah! | see A woman in the
case.-Trlth.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14

Insure your life, houses, furni-
ture, stock, etc. with Hedberg & Clau.
sen in new Cowan building. z2ltf
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14

Some choice bargains in farm
lands, small payment down, balance
to suit purchaser.
2ltf HEDBBRa g. CLAUsEN.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14

Hoods pills are the best after !
dinner pills, assist digestion, cure
headache. 25c. "
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
a Snap.

Jack-lt is going to take Ada long
time to learn to play the banjo.
Helen-Hasn't she any talent?
Jack-Oh, she has talent enough; but
I'm teaching her.-Puck.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
Right in Style.

Mr. IIighai- Where is that !" Book OF
Etiquette and Complete Letter Writer"
Mrs H.--What do you want Of it?
Mr.. HI want to write TO the grocer
to tell him | can't pay hiln,-N.# Y.
Weekly
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
Sharp

Mrs. I,anlSs-There, you've got the
hiccoughs again. @ 5s
Tank {sleepily)--That's it, Women
are 50 sharp at finding out q thing.
How did you thic) know tn X
World s.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
Removal.

Hedberg g Clausen, Land, Law,
Loans, largest and oldest land Office
in Mobiles county. Removed to their
new and elegant offices in the CoWan
building, over Babcock's new drug.
store. 2ltf
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
Orders for Coal.

Orders for coal or baled hay can be
left at ]. Fl. Bly's, and will receive
prompt attention.
If F.. c.. TURNER.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
A Misat.

n A man who will rob his neighbor OF
his good name never becomes large
enough to wear it.-Palmvra journal.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
SOME GAY LOTH4AItI(lS.
Iii That Line.

III That Line.
Adrian Democrat: The Redmond
Comedy company carries with i q
ecidedly sporty male contingent.
lii fact two or three Of the barnstorln-
ing actors are 'sheart slnashers Of the
most prom unced type, and in every
town where they have exhibited their
beautiful forms several heart broken
:damsels have been left behind to
mourn their departure. Adrian was
no exception to the general rule, and
the towns said to be full Of anguished
feminine hearts. The Democrat
would offer little advice to young
girls and parents. Don't tolerate the
advances Of these travelling fellows
who practice this sort Of amusement.
They mean no good to girls, and per
haps many hearts are aching tonight
in consequence Of the folly and indis-
cretion Of girls who are not old enough
to know the ways of the wicked.
Parents cannot be too closely on
their guard, if they wish to protect
the innocence Of their daughters.
We understand that a young Wor-
thington miss was so ''smitten" with
one Of the fellows that it took much
persuasion, coupled with main
strength, in order to keep her from
clipping with the whole company.
At present she is at home, or was at
last accounts, bewailing her lot and
lamenting over her lost opportunity,
the one great chance of her life time.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
sure Way.

81. A Sure Way.
III. advertised a brand new scheme.
H. FLOW to make your trousers last.
For fifty cents he'd tell the plan ~
" Demands came thick and fast. (
And this reply he, promptly sent.
Twas but q cruel jest,
The postal card bore but one line
:. Make first your coat and vest.
-F@ -E,rntcr'S Ink
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14

I ing the week at Worthington, where
Walt is called as witness in the
Manning case.- Window Reporter.
John D.. Humiston seems to be
loading every farm wagon that comes
to town with machinery from his en-
porium. John has an immense stock.
See his ad. in this paper, Fl
The Wilson building next to the
engine house is being put in first
class shape. Heretofore it has been
an unsightly place, but now presents
an ttractive appearance. .ss..
Mrs. Jay Leslie's dressmaking
parlors are the handsomest in this
part Of the state. Worthington la
dies appreciate Mrs. Leslie's work
and are giving her a large amount Of
business.
drian contributed twenty nine
people to- Worthington's population
last Tuesday and thirteen Wednes-
day, and that usually quiet little vii
lage has been quite lively this week.
Guardian. And you must be
mighty lonesome over there, all alone,
old man. i. z..:s:. :.E:. =. @.z= =S
-Fairmont has an antl-horse thief
association. There is great need OF
such society, as any man with so
little sense as to steal horse in these
times deserves to beA hung. Horses
are so cheap that many voice the
well founded fear that some. of them
are entering into the construction of
sausage. @9 +: q. 55.
Adrian Guardian: Ex-County
Treasurer Golf, Of Worthington, was
business visitor in this city Satur-
day last. =. Phil. Glasgow, Of Wor-
Ellington, spent Tuesday in Adrian.
Phil has many friends here who are
always pleased TO have him with them
if only for a day.. .Optician Har-
rington was looking after the afflicted
in Worthington last Saturday. He is
meeting with royal success wherever
he hangs out his shingles.
The Sheldon Mail says that a
man over in Grant township, Sioux
county, went into his COW stable the
other night and by mistake mixed
her nice mash ina box full Of saw.
dust instead Of bran The COW
merely supposing hard times had
come and they were all going to econ
omize meekly ate her supper, and
that man never discovered his mis-
take until next morning when he
MIXED that COW, and she let down
half a gallon of turpentine, a quart
of shoe pegs and a bundle of lath.
]
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
The Reason why.

Jack had been to the barber shop
with his father On the way back he
asked: WAS that charlotte-russe he
put on yonr face?'
No, my son, I was the reply THAT
was lather.
''Oh!'' said Jack. II wondered why
you let him wlittle it off without
tasting it. iiarper's Young People.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14

Have you tried Hansberger 4
Sons pure lard? It is great: 25tf
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14

Walt Hale and wife are spend
ing the week at Worthington, where
Walt is called as witness in the
Manning Window Reporter.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-03-14
SsrfiE WoRTE aGTor ADVANCE


DiScDura glgg. @ XII i8#.
Does your papa object to my calling
upon you, Miss Dolyers?" 5s
mot ii the least, Mr.. Spudds.
Does your mamma z" 5aa 4. III N
mo- n. 3$
do your brothers,"
II think not. !" 4. #5 ss M G.8.
Then guess I'm pretty solid. 5
But there is one member Of the fam
lily you neglected to ask about, and who
does object most heartily.
II thought had named them all but
now think OF il. did omit TO ask
about your pug. 3 5ss Il.
"Oh, Fido doesn't mind yon.
Then who is it that objects to my
coming to see you? r. III
st is only I, Mr.. Spudds. - Life.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1895-11-21
Chargeable to the Silver Agitation.

Every holder Of land, bonds, notes,
securities or property Of any kind. which
has decreased in value since Jan. /,
1898, can justly charge the greater part
Of this loss to the friends Of silver. 1"
Every laborer thrown out Of employ
ment during this time, or who has sui
fered reduction Of wages as a result Of
this panic. can justly charge his loss Of
wages to the same source.
These disasters are made none the less
cruel and oppressive by the fact that the
silver party did not intend the result
This country has suffered as much and
perhaps more from the free silver"
movement than it would have suffered
from a great foreign war, excepting
the loss Of life. The losses Of war in O
just cause might not only be borne with
fortitude, but be considered glorious
sacrifices. The losses Of property and
wages which have come from an "hon-
est" effort to ''help silver" and the sill.
yer miners are as real as those Ct war
and must be borne under the conviction
that they are the result Of an inconceiv.
able folly.-R. Weissinger in "What Is
Moneys''
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1895-11-21

In spite of the efforts Of small clique
Of silverites in Philadelphia the Repub-
lican state convention Of Pennsylvania
adopted a platform which declares
strongly and clearly against the free
coinage delusion. After iudorsing inter.
national bimetallism the plank reads as
follows:
We oppose the debasement Of the ma
tional currency by the admission Of sill
yer to free and unlimited coinage at the
rate Of 16 to /, for the reason that if
such q policy be adopted it will not be
possible to maintain the parity Of values
Of the two metals, and the purchasing
and debt paying power Of the dollar,
whether Of silver, gold or paper, cannot
continue to be equal
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1895-11-21
HANDOUTS STOP TALK.
And Breaking q Prisoners Jaw Keeps
Him From Running Away.

And Breaking Prisoners Jaw Keeps
Him From Running Away.
A police officer was under cross ex.
animation in the police court The de.
PENDANT was charged with using vulgar
language, battery, disturbing the peace,
drunkenness and resisting an officer.
"You put the handouts on this man,
didn't you:" asked the attorney for the
defense
eyes, sir.
"why did you do that: Was he resist
ing or attempting to escape at that
timer
"No, sir.
HE was walking along quietly
enough, wasn't he:"
Eyes"
"Then why did You handcuff him?"
HE was using vulgar language.
but why did you put those things
on his wrists:''
II couldn't put them on his mouth.
"What did he do them"
"He tried to run"
"And what did you do?"
II broke his jaw for him."
"Why did you break his jaw"
well. I couldn t break his leg, could
II"
Then, as I understand it, you put
handouts on him to keep him from u.s.
ing vulgar language and broke his jaw
to keep him from running:"
"Yes, sir; that's right; that's what
did"
did the handouts stop his vulgar
language:"
'That's what they did"
How
well, he's deaf and dumb, and be
was swearing with his fingers -
Ibid breaking his jaw stop his lrn.
ning:"
Yes, sir. When he came to he was
wherehe couldn t run. San Francisco
Post
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1895-11-21
Begonias For Garden Decoration.

1t is now getting to be we'll undo
stood that many plants that it was
thought could only be grown under glass
do remarkably we'll in our climate un-
der summer shade. The begonia is e.
pecially suited to this summer work.
The writer came across a little piece Of
rockwork constructed under the shade
OF some large trees. in which the whole
mass OF rocks was completely covered
with species Of begonia. Every night, OF
nearly every night, water was showered
on them through hose from a hydrant
Nothing could exceed the beauty Of this
mass, Mechanic Monthly
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1895-11-21
Mine Owners Versus Cotton Growers.

Two-thirds Of our southern cotton
crop, valued at $500, 900, 900, is sold in
Europe to gold standard countries, and
the price is mainly fixed in Liverpool on
q gold basis. If the United States adopts
free coinage without international agree
ment, the gold standard price for cotton
would remain exactly the same. The
southern farmer above all others is vi.
tally interested in sound money, or the
dollar that has the largest purchasing
power, for his cotton is "good as gold"
in Europe or America There is 100 per
cent profit in free silver to the western
mine owner and 100 per cent loss in it
to the southern cotton farmer.
Tennessee Whig.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1895-11-21
A BlMETALLlST'S OPINION.
DR.. Andrews of Brown University Answera
Pertinent Question.

DR.. Andrews of Brown Cniversity Answers
Pertinent Question.
Perhaps the most scholarly. intellec-
tual and honest of the bimetallists is the
president Of Brown university. He was
one of the delegates from this country to
the International monetary conference
held at Brussels in 1899 and is an ar
dent advocate of the wider use of silver.
But he sees the folly and danger Of at
tempting the impossible-at least when
one nation attempts it single handed.
The following is DR.. Andrews reply,
published in the Chicago Record, to the
question, "Shall the United States at
tempt the free coinage Of silver alone?"
If we take up the metal alone, and
that course results as l should antici-
pate in the expulsion Of gold, we shall
have in the first place financial crisis
worse than any ever suffered in the
country. This because we cannot in a
long time, even by working our minis
day and night, coin silver enough to
take the place which would be vacated
by gold. Prices would surely fall I'm
mense numbers Of failures would occur.
Laborers would be thrown out Of work.
Altogether dreadful paroxysm in our
business would be precipitated. Slowly
the gap left by gold would be filed BY
the mining and coinage Of silver. Prices
would then gradually rise. At last they
would become higher than now, more
and more approaching the Mexican and
japanese level.
But a consequence far worse than
any of these would be that our passage
to silver basis would erect against for
eign exchange between Europe and the
United States just such barrier as now
exists between Europe and Mexico. It
would annihilate all fixed par between
New York and London, repeating the
terrible Inconvenience in our European
exchanges which we suffered in war
times when we were upon a paper
basis -
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1895-11-21
A Rope Barometer,

In the Office Of the Des Moines Regis.
ter is the best barometer in the state. It
consists Of an ordinary rope attached to
the carrier box between the first and
fourth floors, making it nearly 60 feet
long. This rope is wonderfully sensitive
to changes in the atmosphere. At least
"a hours before the average rain it be-
gins to tighten by the absorption Of
moisture. Its predictions nearly always
come true.
Oh, Boston!
A funny incident-and lot So funny,
after all-occurred on the Fens the 9TH
er afternoon. Two cyclists met unex-
pectedly. Tho woman did not turn to
the right, and the man ran straight into
Ter wheel, upsetting both They scram-
bled to their feet, righted their bikes,
and glared at each other for half Sec
ond. Then the man coolly slapped the
woman's face, and jumping on his
wheel, rolled away with lightning speed
An eyewitness of the scene was ungal-
LIANT enough to applaud the act, for, he
said. it was deserved Boston herald
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1895-11-21
'Ten It to the Marines"

Miss Inland Ito old salt, who is show
ing the party over the fagship)-And
what are all those soldiers on board ship
for?
Bo'sun's Mate-Thim? Oh, thim's
the marines, mum.
Miss Inland-Marines? And what are
they for?
Papa Inland-Don't ask SO many fool
ish questions, Mary Ellen Everybody
knows those gentlemen are employed by
the government for the sailors to tel
stories to.-Pearson 9 Weekly.