Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1895-04-13
Let Us AIILaugh.

Let Us All Laugh.
FIapjack- -Glibly is quite a talker,
isn't he? Treacle-Yes; but his hat will
get down over his mouth.-Springfeld
Union.
Judge-Your age, Miss? Miss Elder
Thirty two. Judge Ito secretary)-
Put down born in Fliegende
Batter.
Miss Dixby-Do you draw everything
larger than it really ought to be? Artist
Everything but my salary
ton Post
''Your brother? 1 did not know that
you had brother" "Oh, yes; or, what
is the same thing, l have two half broth
rs."-Life.
First Beat-Wot yer doin' fer a livin'
now? Second Beat-Workin'. f. B.
What? S. 3. Same OF racket.-BoS-
ton Courier.
No, it is not proper to speak of the
''modern woman as 1.-The woman of the
age" Don't forget this.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The man who signs for the happy day
When a barefoot boy he ran
Is the same old boy who used to say:
Il wisht l wuz a man."
Philadelphia Record.
HAZEL can't realize, old man, that
you are a father? Nutte-Can't you?
Come around and spend the night with
me-New York World.
''Are you the boss here?' Mr.. Meek
ly-Do 1 look like a man that would
allow his wife to get along without a
cook ?-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Carleton-Did you see much cham
pagne flowing on your trip across the
ocean? Montauk-No; but saw tre-
mendOus ice foe.-BrOOklyn Eagle.
"Man wants but little here below"
Now, I'm inclined to doubt it;
He gets but little; wants a pile,
And has to do without it.
Truth.
Hardup (scribbles)-My dear fellow
couldn't U lend me a V? Virgins
(scribbles below)-My boy, you must
think am J!-Harper's Bazaar.
''Have you named the baby yetT''
''No; but my husband has sent for three
sets of encyclopedias, and we may ar
rive at one before long."-Syracuse
Post.
''Is your sister succeeding well in her
eIocution lessons?" Beautifully;
whenever she begins to recite people
get up and eave."-Chicago Inter
Ocean.
Love laughs at locksmiths, so they say
But not at locks, that's plain,
For once grim wedlock shuts him in
He seldom laughs again.
Life
Miss WaltZer-Let us have another
round before the music stops. Young
dancer generously, but absent-minded-
Iy)-Er-certainly- me, this time
Brooklyn Life.
"Ef women" said Uncle Eben, "am
eZ contrary ez some folks 'clah's dey is,
de bes' way ter git 'em out of wantln'
suffrage am ter tell 'em dey gotter vote.''
Washington Star
Miss Logan Square, suppose thistle
down is the lightest thing in the world.
Miss Diamond Street-Did you ever
hear young Lighthead try to talk?-
Philadelphia Inquirer.
cousin Ethel, is Col Blazer brave
soldier? "Oh, don't think he's afraid
of powder mo; l don't think he is,
for 1 saw his nose against your face
last night. Minneapolis Tribune.
"If you want to sell me an overcoat,"
said the customer at the clothing store
decidedly, you'll have to show me the
heaviest you've got. l am going south
for a few weeks. ks."-Chicago Tribune.
Old Player-When next you try you
want to forget everything but that you
are on the stage. Amateur Slippupp-
That was just the trouble; did forget
everything but that.-BOston Courier
Wiggles-Why did they call it a char
ity concert, do you think? Waggles-I
don't know. Possibly because it is so
often necessary to be charitable toward
the formers.-Somerville Journal.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Yell. and the world yells, too
But you'll most always find,
If your rent is behind,
You will have all the groaning to do.
Atlanta Journal
Cholly Chappey-I see that earrings
are coming into fashion again. Have
your ears ever been bored? Miss Caus-
tic-What a question. Haven't / often
listened to your twaddle 2-Syracuse
Post.