Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1895-04-26
TELEGRAPHlC BREvITIES.

Matters Of Minor Importance in Con-
denSed Form.
Senator Blackburn of Kentucky has
issued a vigorous free silver letter.
A Salvation Army leader has been ar
rested at Butte, Mon., for counter
feiting.
The mining troubles at Minersville.
O., have broken out with increased in
tensity.
DIR. Rice, winner of the last Brook
Ign handicap, was beaten at st. Louis
by Simmons.
The available cash balance in the
treasury is $l83, 547, 578; gold reserve,
go, All, $40.
Ex-Congressman w. N. Sweeny, the
most prominent lawyer of Western
Kentucky, is dead.
Pierre Zaconne, a well known French
writer, is dead. He was the author of
a great number Of literary works.
A clergyman of the Church of Eng.
land sent a girl whom he had betrayed
to America and she died in Detroit.
Farmer" Burns defeated "Stran-
gler" Lewis in a wrestling match in
Chicago for the worlds champion
ship.
Joseph Janisch, a laborer, SO years
years old, hung himself at st. Paul be.
cause he couldn't get money to buy
beer.
James M. Hoyt, L. L. D., died at
Cleveland, O., aged 81 years. He was
at one time one Of the leading lawyers
Of Ohio
The Denver Hardware Manufacture
ing company has made an assignment
to Alexander 9. Foster for the benefit
of creditors.
H. H. Kohlsaat, former proprietor of
the Chicago Inter Ocean, has bought q
controlling interest in the Times Her.
aid Of that city.
Ex.Secretary j. Fletcher Williams
Of the Minnesota State Historical So
ciety, has been sent to Rochester asy.
lum, victim of paresis.
The First National bank of Ocala,
Fla, has closed it's doors. A bank ex-
aminer has been placed in charge. The
capital of the bank is $4,000,
A Sure Cure.
about their respective and respected
lords.
"Does your husband forget things?'
asked one.
Never" said the other.
"Well, mine does. l think there is
hardly day when he comes home from
his office that he doesn' begin to apollo
gize for his forgetfulness. OF course l
have to accept the apology on his prom
Use to do better. and the next day the
very same thing occurs. "
''That must be extremely annoying"
1T is Sometimes l get SO vexed
with him that I really have to scold
him."
"And that never is pleasant.
II should say not I'm sure I'd rather
be anything else than n scold, but some
husbands actually drive their wives to
it. I've been married ten years, and
sometimes almost fear if he doesn't
improve he will have my temper utter
~ spoiled.
i've beon married a dozen years,
and I never have any such trouble. -
MAYBE your husband is an excep.
tion?''
mo, he's only average as married
men CO."
WASN'T he ever forgetful?''
He was at first, but / cured him of
it."
"Graoious, thought it was incura-
bler'
"Oh, no. You can cure him easily if
you will use my remedy"
''I'm sure I'll only be too glad to.
What is it?''
''Never ask him to get anything for
you. Get it yourself. He has enough to
think a5ont without being errand boy"
"OhP exclaimed the first woman
and remained silent for as much as two
minutes. Detroit Free Press.
The Boss Wrecker.
Mr.. Cleveland's party has done all it
could to wreck the industrial system OF
the county,, Why should the people
expect it to do less for their financial
system?