The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-04-11
Railroad Time Table.
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MAIN LINE.

WEST.
PASSENGER H. l...'. ......... s:sS an
Way Freight No. 10. .....................3 1855 pm
Fast Freight No. II: ............... 7:45 an
Stock Freight No. Is .............. 400 an
SIOUX FALLS BRANCH.
LEAVE. ARRIVE
Passenger; :;::.........S :SO pm i io0s an
B.,C.R.&N.
LEAVE. ARRIVE
Passenger, ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS am $40 pm
The best mixed paints at Evans
Bros.
Take your bill of builders hard
ware to Evans Bros.
| Great inducements to cash buy
ers at Evans Bros hardware store.
A lady wishes to rent piano
Leave word at this Office. If
Rooms to rent, first or seconc
floor, call on Julius Palm. 25t
| Home sugar cured hams, l2aa cts
25tf EUREKA MEAT MARKET.
Money to loan at 6 per cent anc
per cent. 21tf HEDBERG & CLAUsEN
Have you tried Hansberger &
Sons pure lard? It is great. 25tf
The "Jewel' steel range is ahead
of them ALL See the samples at Ev-
ans Bros.
Evans Bros. have the finest tin
ner and plummer in Warrington
All work warranted.
Mrs. J. F. Boardman of Adrian
was here over Sunday visiting he1
brother, A. G. Hedberg.
"A good farm hand wanted. Must
be good worker and reliable. In
quire of Alice H. Edgar.
Insure your life, houses, furni-
ture, stock, etc. with Hedberg & Clau-
sen in new Cowan building. 2ltf
Some choice bargains in farm
lands, small payment down, balance
to suit purchaser.
21tf HEDBBRG e. CLAUsEN.
Don't fail to insure your dwell
ing, household goods or stock of mer-
camille goods with S. Kindlund. He
represents six of the best companies.
Clumsy safe crackers made an
attempt to blow up safe at Ashton
last week and made an awful failure
of it. The safe contained $1,000, and
not cent was touched.
E. E. Ventioner, of Worthington,
is working in Adrian, having sew
eral large jobs of paper-hanging and
decorating in this city. Ell. has no
equal in the country in this line, and
our people are not slow to recognize
his ability.-Adrian Guardian.
The "onion social is the latest.
It Is played as follows: The young
ladies stand in row; one of them
bites piece out of an onion and the
fellows pay ten cents to guess who
bit it. The correct guessers kiss the
other girls; those unsuccessful kiss the
girl who bit the onion. The game
evidently has it's strong points.
An exchange says that a certain
preacher after his sermon requested
everyone in his congregation who
were paying their debts to stand up.
Instantly every man, woman and
child. with one exception, arose to
their feet. He scanned the crowd
and then said let every one who is
not paying their debts stand up.
The exception noted, a careworn,
hungry looking individual, slowly
assumed perpendicular position and
then leaned on the back of the bench
in front of him. GLOW is this, my
friend" asked the minister, "that you
are the only man in this congrega-
ton that is unable to meet his obi
gations?' Il publish newspaper"
he meekly replied, land MY brethren
here who just stood up are subscrib-
ers." "Let us all pray" exclaimed
the minister.
1t isn't the amount of religion a
man has that makes him good and
fits him for the kingdom of heaven
it's the amount he uses. Long pray
ers and loud professions do not count,
a wise writer says, but the man who
loves his fellow men and fellow wom-
en-; who ministers to the afflicted and
wears smile for all, including his
wife and children; who. never swears
on Sunday nor kicks the dog when
he ought to kick himself; who speaks
we'll of people when their backs are