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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-08-31

tney are properly SteWed ana corKed,-
Boston Courier.
1t is not our custom to criticise Ma.
ture, but we have no hesitancy in saying
that she fell down when she didn't grow
handles on watermelons.-Wic Eagle.
New Burglar-Oh, say, dere's peach
of a house to loot. Old Cracksman-
Humph, OATS all you know about de biz.
Huh. Wy dey's twins in dat house cut
tin teet.
Miss Coygirl-Jack Softleigh told me
last night that l ought to prove his love
for me. Her F'riend-What did you say?
'Then what did he say?'' Nothing. He
Just turned the light out. ''-Philadelphia
Record.
certain knowledge he was running 80
years ago."
Where was that?"
In the war."-Atlanta Constitution.
Dobson-one thing like about Lite
waite is that he always stands up for his
friends.
Hobson-Good fellow to meet in
crowded railway carriage, eh?-Pearson's
Weekly.
'You say it was a runaway match?''
Partly. He tried to run away, but
She brought him to time by threa-S of
a breach of promise suit. indianapolis
Journal.
What 1 want to know said the early
oyster, sis whether l am to be in the
Not this tine said the cook, as he
scooped him into a pattie.-Detroit Free
Press.
''Can you tell me, Professor" asked
Grigsby, what an extempore pianist is?
| see that the performances of SUCH pl-
anist are advertised
Certainly" said the professor. Elk,
out of; tempo, time; and extempore plan
list is one that plays out of time '-Bos-
ton Transcript.
You know that although a wealthy
man, never drink smoke, gamble or
swear-that 1 am perfectly exemplary.
Then why do you refuse me-?
'You certainly couldn't ask me to be-
come the manager of freak!-Harper's
Bazaar.
College Freshman-Don't you enjoy the
study of astronomy?
High School GirlLoh; it's delightfuli
O'Brien is Just too lovely for anything;
don't -Somerville Journal.
Love makes the world go round: but 1t
will not make the eligible young men go
round-Puck.
What title will Baron de Worms take?
Vfscount Chrysalis? to end by becoming
LIE Due de Papillon?-Punch.
what is Charley doing for living
now?' WRITING" II didn't think he was
literary He isn't. He writes home fo1
rernittances. ''-Tit-Bits.
How do you like my new trolley hat?''
i'TroIley hat! It's very pretty, but why
do you call it that?" "Why, John says
it's perfectly killing. brooklyn Life.
sSwordfish,'' shouted Harold, excitedIy
as he and Imogene scanned the boiling
wake of the steamboat.
ssOh, Harold" said the fair girl, "How
can you say so? Why don't You say,
aBut, confound it. Imogene. is was a
swordfish. ! saw it's sword. "-Boston
Transcript
Patient about 10 have his leg removed.
cheerfully) Well, doctor, I'm afraid that l
won't be able to so to any more dances.
DR.. Knifer-No, After. this you'll have
to confine yourself 10 hops.-St. Louis
Post-Dispatch.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-08-31

College Freshman-Don't you enjoy the
High School GirI-oh; it's delightful!
And / do think the constellation of
OBrien is just too lovely for anything;
don't YOU ?-SomerYille Journal
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-08-31

Love makes the world go round; but IT
will not make the eligible young men go
rOund-Puck.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-08-31

1t is not generally known that a sister
of Robert Louis Stevenson is a literary
worker. She is Mrs. De Maito, a con-
tributor to the London magazines and
one of the wits of the Literary Ladies
Dinner Club.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-08-31

What title will Baron de Worms take?
Viscount Chrysalis? to end by becoming
LIE Due de Papillon?-Punch.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-08-31

Patient about TO have his leg removed:
cheerfully)-Well, doctor, L m afraid that l
won't be able to go to any more dances.
DR.. Knifer-No. After this you'll have
to confine yourself TO hops.-St. Louis
Post-Dispatch.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-08-31

George Shiras III, a son of Justice
Shiras. ir., of the United States Supreme
Court, is an enthusiastic photographer
One of his fancies is taking pictures of
animals roaming in the wL1ods. and the
flash light apparatus with which he does
this is an invention of his own.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-08-31

In Mr.. Passmore, the publisher, one of
the most notable men associated with
Mr.. Sturgeon, has passed away. He was
a prominent member of the Tabernacle,
and it was he who suggested the weekly
issue of Mr.. Surgeons sermons, which
proved such a success
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08
STRIKE OF MINERS IMMINE MT.
Conferences with the Operators Productive
of No Settlement.

Conferences with the Operators Productive
of No Settlement.
PITTsBURG, March 6-The coal miners
and operators of the Pittsburg district
met in conference, but failed to agree and
a strike will probably be ordered today
which will affect between 5000 and 49,
600 men. The new Operators associa-
ton met in the morning and took in
twenty new members. A discussion of
the trade situation was begun, but before
it had proceeded far an interruption was
caused by the entrance of committee
from the miners convention, who de-
manded SO cents for digging.
They asked the appointment of con-
ference committee and it was appointed
The two committees then went int" secret
session, which lasted until nearly mid
night. The result of tho conference
leaves the situation just as it was before
the conference. Both sides insisted on
their demands-the miners for the Colum.
bus scale, so cents, and the operators for
60 cents allowing Ohio miners differen-
tial of 9 cents per ton.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08
DEMOCRATIC SILVER ADVOCATES
Who Signed the Address Urging Silver
Democrats to Control the Party.

Who Signed the Address Urging Silver
Democrats to Control the Party.
WASHINGTON, March 6.-The following
are the names of the Democrats who
signed the address recently given to the
public, urging all Democrats to make the
money question the paramount issue and
to endeavor to place the Democratic par
ty on record in favor of the Immediate
restoration of the free and unlimited COIN
age of gold and silver at the present legal
ratio of l6.to-1, without waiting for the
aid or consent of any other nation, as it
existed prior to 1878, such coin to be a full
legal tender for all debts, public and pri-
vate:"
r. p Bland, of Missouri; w. j. Bryan,
Of Nebraska; H. A. Coffee, of Wyoming;
George w. Fithian, of Illinois; j. Il.
Cockrell, of Texas; John l.. McLaurin,
of South Carolina; James G. Mcguire, Of
California; George +. Ikert, of Ohio;
Justin II. Whiting, of Michigan; HI. G.
Snodgrass, of Tennessee George f.
Richardson, of Michigan; NJ. A. Smith,
of Arizona; A. w. Ogen, of Louisiana;
j. Capehart, of West Virginia; w. l..
Moore, of Kansas; III. ID. Money, of Mis-
sissippi; r. w. Ryan, Of Missouri; b. L.
Grady, of North Carolina; Charles III.
Morgan, of Missouri; G. w. Shell, of
South Carolina; Edward Lane, of Illi-
nois; ID. ID. Donovan, of Ohio; A. G. Lati-
mer, of South Carolina Marshall Arnold,
of Missouri w. H. benson, of Alabama;
w. j. Talbert, of South Carolina; John
S. Williams, of Mssissippi; Il. j. Strait,
of South Carolina; A. l. Caminetti, of Cali
fornia; W. II. Bower, of North Carolina;
Antonio Joseph, of New Mexico; Evan p.
Howell, of Georgia.
They represent sixteen states and two
territories. The paper was taken to the
senate just before the close of the session,
but it was impossible to have any confer
ence with the senators or TO see any con-
siderable number of them. AS it was not
possible to make a thorough canvass
among them, it " as decided to leave them
out entirely, SO that no misunderstanding
might exist between those willing to sign
and those who had no opportunity to
do so.
Bryan said in regard TO the address that
1t had been issued in order to call the at
tention of the rank and file to the impor-
tance of executive work in favor of bimet-
a11ic,,,
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08
FIFTY THIRD ENDED.
NATIONAL STATESMEN FINISH UP
THEIR LABORS.

Review of the transactions of the Body
Principal Features Arc Those Which
Failed--Hawaiian Cable Knocked Out by
the House.
WASHINGTON, March 4.-The Fifty-third
congress has passed out of existence AS
the hands of the clock pointed to noon
today the gavels in either house came
down with resembling thwack on the
respective presiding officers desks and
something over 400 statesmen heaved a
heavy sigh of relief and congratulated
themselves that 1t was all over. There
were number of goodbyes said, few
au revoirs, and in short time silence
had possession of the two chambers that
since last December had rung with tho
eloquence of senator and representative.
The close of the session was like all other
closes-full of hurried conference, of COM
promise and adjustment of differences on
the bills that had to pass-the appropria-
ton bills.
Were Awake I'm the Early Morn.
1t was "A. m. yesterday before the two
houses that had met Saturday concluded
that a recess would not hurt business, but
rather, probably, enable the conference
committees to make better progress, and
so it came about that the congress of the
United States was in open session and
transacting business at 2 a. IN. on Sun
day. But to the statesmen n was not
Sunday. The session of congress was
that of Saturday March 2, continued.
With this fiction it is supposed some of
the gentlemen who would be horror
struck at the idea of profaning the Sab
bath" eased their consciences and got in
their work for their constituents, when
they could.
Feature of the Recent Session.
A review of the work of this last session
of the Fifty-third congress must neccssar-
lily deal more with what was attempted to
be done than that which was accom-
plished. The term has been particularly
marked by the inability of the senate and
the house to agree upon any of the most
important problems presented by them.
Congress met on the 18th OF December
last with one imperative and perennial
task, to frame and enact the various APP
preparation bills. Next in Importance
was the financial question, for which no
definite plan of settlement beyond many
free silver bills and various individual
schemes were then in view. Several i'm
portant bills came over as heritage
from the preceding session. Foremost
among them were in the house, the Mica
ragua canal bill, the railroad pooling bill
and the bill for the settlement of the in
debtedness of the Union Pacific railroads.
The Nicaragua canal project has not
been able to secure hearing in the house,
although it passed the senate. The pool
ing bill was passed by the house early in
the session, but the senate refused to con-
slider it. Strong opposition to the Reilly
bill was developed in the house and after
o very sharp debate it was recom1hitted
to the committee without instructions.
Then there were several legacies from the
first session-the bankruptcy bill, the
anticipation bill, the ''pop-gun" tariff bills
to place sugar, coal, iron and barbed wire
on the free list, are the most important
which are left over yet.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08
be ans aered.
BUSINESS DONE AT THE CLOSE.

Points from tho Final Action of Congress
on Various Measures.
WASHINGTON, March 4.-Congress adj.
journed sine die at noon today, after hay
ing passed the appropriation bills Nearly
If not quite every other measure Of im-
portance was left over. Beginning the
final session on Saturday, recesses were
taken In both houses ut night that day, at
o. m Sunday and again this morning,
when business was nearly concluded.
The final gathering was principally to ap-
point the usual committees to wait on the
president, who sent word that he had
nothing further to communicate.
In the senate, beyond the routine work
on appropriations, but little was done.
The credentials of George w. Mcbride as
senator from Oregon were presented and
an executive session was held. A resolu-
tion stopping tho announcement Of
eulogies on dead senators was adopted,
and hereafter they will be printed only in
memorial volumes; and another that con-
gress take part in the exercises on the
Chicamauga and Chattanooga battle
fields at their dedication, passed by the
house.
The house agreed finally to the none
tary commission and to the appropriation
of $50OO,00O to pay the sugar bounty
claims. Passed large number of pen
sion bills, one being for 800 per month to
General McClernand, of Illinois, and
bill to reimburse the Washington and Lee
university for damages done during the
war. An attempt to pay to members the
salary deducted for non-attendance was
defeated. Outside of this the time was
devoted to conference reports until they
were all agreed to. During the closing
sessions the galleries were crowded during
the day and early evening.
Early this morning the house took re-
cess to 500 a. IN. and the senate to $3.50.
The total appropriations this session ag-
gregate S49S, 952, ga.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08
FATAL COLLAPSES OF BUILDINGS.
Five Men Killed and n Score More or Less
Injured ut New York.

Five Men Killed and N Score More Less
Injured ut New York.
NEW YORK, March 1.-TWO buildings,
one in course of construction and one in
course of demolition, collapsed in this city
and killed five men and fatally injured or
manned or bruised, nineteen Others The
first accident occurred at q house at the
corner of Forty-third street and Tenth
avenue which was being torn down by
some forty laborers. 1t fell with a crash,
carrying several workmen to the base
ment three floors below, and they were
most completely covered by tons of bricks,
dry mortar and iron beams. The dead
are: Hugh Cullen, Angelo Vicor, John
O'Connor and James Malloy. The in
jured-Pat Curran, Thomas McConnon,
Edward Meaney, NJ +. Kelley, Louis
Stein, Felix Moran and Charles Robson.
Rescuers were soon on hand and worked
with almost superhuman vigor to save
those not killed aud recover the bodies of
the dead, until the list was completed as
given in the foregoing In the second nc
cident, without the slightest warning to
the fifty men that worked near it, the CEN
trail wall of the four double tenement
houses being erected at 151 to 157 Orchard
sUreeI CruInDlcu anu ieil. Wl1n Une wall
went portions Of four 6oors,- leaving n
great rent fifty feet long and thirty feet
wide in the center of tho buildings 1t
was like a pit ut the bottom Of which was
q mass of tangled iron and broken wood
that covered many men. From that heap
In an hour had been taken out one man
dead and twelve injured.
In the crash John Wilson was killed
md the following injured: William
Wilkinson, back broken; Frank Thorn
ton, badly injured; John Thornton, bodily
injuries; - Gloria, both legs broken;
Thomas Wilson, head injured; George
Gamble, both legs broken; Joseph Bar
bara, left leg broken; Frank Barbara,
back injured; Joseph Mesire, head in
jured; Patrick Flaherty, leg injured;
Patrick Malloy, back injured; William
Malloy, arms bruised
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08
CITY ELECTIONS IN IOWA.
Returns Show That the Results Are Some-
what Mixed.

what Mixed. 4
Iowa CRY, March 5.--The municipal
election was quiet. Four of the five wards
elect Republican aldermen. The Repub.
lican candidate for mayor was defeated
The Republican candidate for city solicit
tor was elected. Samuel Sharpless, the
Oldest alderman, and conspicuous on the
finance committee, was reelected and
was stricken with paralysis last night.
LYONS, March 5.--The election was
quiet and fair vote polled. ID. Whitney,
Republican Citizens ticket, was elected
mayor; treasurer, j. III. Schneider, Demo-
crat; city attorney w. K. Russell, Re-
publican; assessor, William ID. Leeham,
Republican. Republicans elect two out
of four aldermen by fair majoritles.
CLINTON, March 5.-The election was
quiet. Miss Nissen, Democrat was elect
ed alderman at-large; q. d. May, Demo-
crat, alderman, Second ward; Patterson
Rowe, Republican, First ward. No other
offices to be filed.
OTTUMwA, Ia, March 5.-The city cleo.
ton was holly contested LaForce, Re-
publican for mayor, Is undoubtedly cleo
ted by 80 majority. The balance of the
Republican ticket is elected except police
Judge.
CEDAR RAPIDS, March 5-George A.
Lincoln, Republican, was elected mayor;
majority, 1,73l; no opposition save the
Populist candidate. Republicans elect
seven of eight aldermen.
BOONE, March 5.-The city election was
the hottest ever fought in Boone and
resulted in the election Of A. S. Farrow
for mayor; Il. K. Means, assessor; S. l..
Moore, treasurer, and o. M. Bracket,
solicitor. The election was non-partisan.
SIOUX CITY, March 5-The entire Re-
publican ticket was elected at the election,
the head of the ticket having twenty-five
majority. Only aldermen were elected. (
WATERLOO, March 5-The contest was
spirited in the city election. j. M. Groat
was elected mayor by majority of 81
out of total vote of 1000. The license
faction elected two out of four aldermen,
and one is in doubt
BURLINGTON, March 5.-The Democrats
elected three out of five aldermen. The
mayor holds over.
MARSHALLTowN, March 5.-Four can
dates for mayor-Pierce, Grumme, Stotts
and Shurtz. Pierce was elected by 100
plurality over Grumme. Pierce is pro-
badly the youngest mayor in the state,
not vet 25.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08

A foreigner, not absolutely certain
of all the shades of meaning in our
English words, recently attended re
ception at Vassar college, at which the
young ladies of the institution were
arrayed in all the bewitching beauty
of evening toilets. Said he to the
president: 81 have never before seen
so grand a sight as those young ladies
in their nightgowns."
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08
THE MARKETS.
New York Financial.

NEW York, March 3.
Money on CAL nominally I3 per per cent.
Prime mercantile paper 3t4QD5M per cent.
Sterling exchange strong, higher with actual
business in bankers bills at 1904 14S9H for de-
mand and 4s73464Ss for sixty days; posted
rates 4ss0e4Ss1s and 4s]166D40O; commercial bills
4S634G4S7.
Silver certificates, 6J54 06l; no sales; bar sill
yer, COPS. Mexican dollars, 4S>e.
United States government bonds 5s reg.
11534; SIS coupons ll534; AS reg. Ill; AS
coupons ll21a; 2s reg. 95c; Pacific 6s of '95 loo.
Chicago Grain and Produce.
CHICAGO, March 5.
Following were the quotations on the
Boarl of Trade today: Wheat - March,
opened 5211c, closed 5235c; May, opened 541sc,
closed 1850; July, opened $3.50, closed 5514c.
Corn-March, nominal, closed 43c; May,
opened 4is4c. closed 445sc; July, opened, 1850,
closed 44ss'. Oats-March, nominal, closed
2Sl6c; May, opened 29lsc, closed 2916c; June,
nominal, closed 20. Pork-May, opened
$l0.50, closed $l0.45. Lard-May, opened 1886,
closed 1855.
Produces: Butter - Extra creamery, 1sc
per Id; fresh dairy, lie; packing stock,
@Sc. Eggs-Fresh stock, 1716c per doz, loss off.
Dressed poultry-Sp' ing chickens 909L6c per
Id; turkeys, So Gl01hc; ducks, 9Dl3c; geese,
010c. Potates-Burbanks good TO choice,
6O665o per bu; Hebrons, 6s163c; Early Rose,
10000. Sweet potatoes-Illinois, $1.25612 90
per DDl- CFauDeTTleS - Jerseys, O.lOIDf.UJ
per bu. Honey-White clover. lib sections,
new stock, l319014c; broken comb, l00Dl2c;
dark comb, poor packages, SC; strained Cali
fornia, 5lD6c. Apples-Fair to choice, $500
400 per Dbl
Chicago Live stock.
CHICAGO March 8.
Live Stock - Prices at the Union Stock
yards today ranged as follows: Hogs-Esti-
mated receipts for the day 10000; sales ranged
at $3.00@4.00 pigs S3.90a4O light, Sa950D 40
rough packing, $3.95@Li5 mixed, and $L150
AS heavy packing and chipping lots.
Cattle - Estimated receipts for the day
1000; quotations ranged at S5.301595 choice
TO extra shipping steers, s4.sG0545 good to
choice do, sl2505.05 fair TO good, S3.700440
common to medium do, So 401405 butchers
steers, S2.500350 stockers, S3.3Od1i.25 feeders,
81 4003.55 cows, S30J042j heifers, S2.0o945O
bulls, $3s0o@4.75 Texas steers, and s225QD550
veal calves.
Sheep = Estimated receipts for the day
1900; sales ranged at S300@4.40 westerns,
S2.50d3 ~ TEXANS, 500 "a 20 natives. and S3.25
D5.40 lambs.
Milwaukee Grain.
MILWAUKEE, March5
Wheat-No. 2 spring, 554c No. northern.
SIC; May, 56Ac. Corn-No. g. 424c. Oats
No. 2 white, 3l34c; No. 8 white, 3ll1c Bar
ley-No. 2. 53c; sam pies, <s0541Sc. Rye
No. l, 53c
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08

Business Man docking for office
room'--The rooms in this building are
small mserably ventilated and incon-
venit every way-and yet the rent
is en,snous.
Agg,t-You live in the suburbs,
DOM you?
"Yes."
well, sir, this building is right
next door to an intelligence office"
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08
Natural Gas Does Destructive Work.

ANDERSON, March 6.-Natural gas from
q broken main found it's way into the
basement of the Terhune block and con-
nected with lighted gas jet. The result
was the total destruction of the block and
three stocks of goods. Loss, 500, o00 in
surance. $4,000. Nobody was hurt, but
the whole town was shaken up and much
glass broken.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08
Gave Harry HAYWARD n aRoast.v

MINNEAPOLIS, March Estates Attor-
ney Nye began the argument in the Hay
ward case and for five hours poured a
terrible fire of denunciatlon on the head
Harry Hayward When he clos 4 the
audience broke into applause anu 80. ~,
Hayward's counsel, complimented Ia.
his effort. Erwin began his address -
morning
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08

Rheumatism Cured in Day.-'Mystic
Cure" for rheumatism and Neuralgia, rad
ically cures in to 3 days. Its action upon
the system is remarkable and mysterious.
1t removes at once the cause and the diseaes
Immediately disappears. The first dose
greatly benefits, rs cts. Sold by johnson &
Henderson, druggist, Owosso.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08
Woman Suffrage Defeated.

BOSTON, March 6-The bill to grant
full municipal suffrage to women IN
Massachusetts, was defeated in the loves,
Legislative body by vote of 127 to 81.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08
Piles! Piles! Itching Piles!

SYMPToMs-M Moisture, intense itching and
ST nging most at night; worse by scratching.
II allowed to continue tumors form, which often
bleed and ulcerate, becoming very sore.
SwAYNE's OINTMENT stops the itching and
bleeding heals liberation, and in most cases re-
moves the tumors. AT druggists, or by mail, for
50cents. DR.. Swayne &Son Philadelphia.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08
sIiliion DOLLAR Ifire at toronto.

TORONTO. March Fire burned three
corners OF Queen and Yonge streets. Loss
100000.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08

~ ) time for making returns to
~ ogatories under the income tax
{ nd modifying the questions to
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08
Milwaukee Grain.

MILWAUKEE, March5 D.
Wheat-No. 2 spring, 554c; No. northern
&C; May, 56I4c. Corn-No. 8, 424c. Oats
mo. white, 3l34c; No. white, 3lIac. Bar
ley-No 2. 53c; sam pies, 4s05416c. Rye
No. l, $50.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08
for Infants and Children

Castoria is so well adapted to children that
recommend it as superior to any prescription
Known to me-" II. A. ARCHER, NJ. D.,
Iii So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. Y.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1895-03-08

Castoria cures Collie, Constipation,
Sour Stomach, Diarrhoa, Eguctation,
Kills Worms, gives sleep, end promotes d.
gestion.
Without injurious medication.