New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-11-18
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

THE TALK or TIE DAY.
At the first sitting Of the new Grand Council or
Assembly of the Canton OF Neufchatel. Switzerland.
an extraordinary incident occurred. " Colulery.
the Socialist Deputy who had just been elected. re-
fused to take An cath Of fidelity to the constitu-
ton. Amid the applause Of the Assembly, the
STATE Councillor Comptesso declared that anybody
who refused 10 take that oath was nothing but an
Anarchist It was then voted that any Deputy who
did not take the oath could no, he considered a
member of the Assembly Another Deputy, NJ.
Boliey who had previously refused taking the oath,
went back upon his former decision. but he was
per-ltted TO omit In the formula any mention OF
the Deity.
Properly Named-"I want to buy makeup
box said the Young married man.
"A makeup box % the confectioner echoed. I'VE
o' mean can F9x Of candy % take horne to my wife
promised 70 be home three hours ago. -(indiansp-
oil : Journal
Spirit of the Age-Do you desire tie peace CT
Europe?
Chorus Of Great Powers That depends on which
of US gets the biggest piece.
DAY." Observed Wrisley made black and blue,
game dia ae ots Siog DAY. ySu said ii' spanser
Il didn't" rejoinel Wrg.ey. Il sat between two
me vas ro5i play made each Of them grabbed
ne by the arn."-CCh!cago Tribune.
4 Standard Remedy.-Fussy-what is your
favorite nerve food?
Old Bonds-Money.
Fuddy-There that siuck-np M Numb,
honor to look up to me- now he never notices me.
Duddy-We, what of that? Yog Woudn , nave
him look down on you' would youE-'Sos''h IRAN
script
.rhe London Christian WORLD says that in
little town near Norfolk England n lady OF exalted
social position. but who happened TO be Congre-
gatona.ist visited a sick girl four or five times ara
prayed by her side 4 fortnight ago she visited the
sufferer again and noticed that the mother watched
the window with some anxiety during the time she
STAYED Coming away the mother said Il am
obliged ask you not 10 come again for the rector
ia 50 angry at your calling" The same eccesiasuc'
when asked to attend meeting OF the Bible 80
c!ety promptly declined. the ground that at such
meetings some little Baptist minister might STAINS
on the platform and call him his brother.
A UNIVERSAL SENTIMENT.
Let's rally to the country's need
Exclams the festive bum
And raise the taxes-Tm agreed,
on everything but rum
"ot course, says choly-b9y: I'VE must
But really. 1t seems unjust
To tax our cigarettes.
81 care not" cries the Anarchist.
whence revenues appear;
So raise the tax throughout the list
Excepting on our beer.
Ana so 1t goes along the line,
'"You must have cash. Columbia mine;
Washington Star.
one Of the most successful features OF the Carlisle
penny Indian school is the outing system" FAIRY
i'm the spring. afte. the school commencement the
boys and girls put into families. preferably In
the country for farm or household work during me
summer. They return TO the school in September
Not only do the pupils look forward to this outing
with great delight but in almost every instance
their hos esi d
II see you have a organist," said the occa-
''the other fellow got entirely too fresh. We called
up the spirit of Brigham Young last meetins AMI
Girl In the World for Me- - Cincinnati Enquirer
James Payne. in The Independent" says that at
Clifford, in Kent. there was formerly palace or
the Archbshops OF Canterbury in which Wo!sey is
said TO have held his court. 1T was but small
place and is a farmhouse picturesque enough.
but exhibiting no special signs OF prosperity The
other day however. this little incident happened:
The farmer sent for carpenter to do some odd
Jobs about the house and among other things TO
mend the knocker. The man took II OF and said.
after a c.ose examination OF It: DO you know what
this knocker is made Off Why. brass. suppose
no; It is pure gold And IT Think OF the
years that that rich prize has hung at the mercy Of
every tramp
The Cornfed Phllosopher-"Danger,' says the
cornfed philosopher, seems to exercise a never
some attempt the conquest OF hitherto inaccessible
mountains and leads others TO commit matrimony.
indianapolis Journal.
THE New Haven Journal and Courier takes
phlosophc view OF the recent attacks by some or
the Christian Workers upon the reputation and fair
fame Of the university town which gave such offence
70 local pride. II says IF one up tree ara
therefore safely separated from the Christian Work
ers the workers OF niqulty and the indiscrminate
boomers Of New Haven. may be permitted To drop
opinion ~ two into the seethng sea OF opinion
which IL threatening 10 ensuf al who are not up
tree we will cautiously opine that both New-haven
and Yale might be better than they are. that there
Is n good deal OF force In the opinion OF those VINO
say that New Haven and Yale are probably about as
good and bad other things OF the same KIND
and that when the Christian Workers hold another
convention In a city as good and MS bad as New
Haven they viii feel better satisfied n none OF their
workers fixes things that the local pride "
aroused. Aud hereby give notice that under no
circumsta nces shall we retract or change any o.
these opinions. We shall not waver, even u sns"
Potsat does. and w don't believe she VII"