The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-05-26
SLEEK sLAPs AND SLIM SLAMS.

Harper Sentinel: Perhaps Mrs Ouimby's
prophecy would have come irue if she had
not announced it in the Wichita Eagle.
Sterling Bulletin-Gazette: Since the
Eagle has been screaming for free silver.
the Wichita gold-bugs have gone into win
ter quarters.
Mulvane Record: Ten young ladies
We're graduated from the City Normal
school in Wichita last Tuesday night.
The boys, O! where Were they?
Pratt Republican: The Wichita Eagle
has never Vet produced one-tentb as
many reasons for free coinage as its first
page contained last Tuesday against such
a policy.
Lawrence oJurnal: Wichita does not
boast SO much about her wckedueSs as
do her sisters in iniquity, Atchison and
Leavenworth, but it is believed by many
that she is just as bad as either of them.
Kansas City tSar: The author of
COINS Financial school, is raking in
S1.0o0 day, and the Wichita Eagle is
expecting every day now that the PopS
the book.
Lawrence World: The Abilene Reflector
has discovered that NJ. NJ. Murdoch is
going TO run for governor Murdoch
would make the best governor Kansas
ever had and certainly the time has ar
rived when a man of force of character
ought TO be selected.
Ashland Journal: 4 Wichita prophecies
declared that the world would Toe Knocked
into eternity last Sunday. but the old ball
continues 10 revolVe. the sun shines and
the rain comes not as before. The
Wichita prophecies should net be classed
with the Wichita liar.
Lawrence Journal: People have often
wondered why it was that the residents
of Atchison, Leavenworth and Wichita
were always quarreling among themselves
and were SO seldom able 10 agree upon
anything or TO get any thing by their own
efforts. The reason is that they spend
all their time licensing saloons and drink
ing beer.
Mt Hope Mentor: The awful day is
passed and with il our fears for the genu-
mess of our ticket TO the New Jerusalem
via the Mother Quimby route. The Eagle
is accommodating 10 old women to publish
their rawlings but il should not scare peo-
pie sO-Ne went and paid a debt 10 ease
our conscience and be ready 20 receive
a crown. Now we feel mad at being
hoaxed.
Augusta Press: When in Wichita re-
Gently We saw pair OF burnSideS followed
by a wave Of aurora borealis coming down
Douglas avenue behind one Of the finest
looking horses ever put in harness On
inquiry we learned That II was Col. Mar
. shall NJ. Murdoch of the Eagle speeding
dandy and that the colonel didn't have 10
take anybcdy's dust
Lawrence Journal: The scrappers az
the state press have concluded that Il
Governor AeEgELl Nsftali HktiffktlS Same,
kind OF men 10 the boards Of police conf
n1issiomers in the wicked towns OF Atchi-
son. I.eavsnworth and Wichita that he
does in Topeka, the law would be enforced
ali around These lovers Of contention
forget that the Kind OF men IoGDu n
Topeka Go not live IN Atcn-co-, Leavea-
worth and Wichita
Guthrie Capital: Dave Leahy. % the
Wichita Eagle, the prince OF SeItaW es;e-n
,,cwsnsner raer. passed throUch the city
this afternoon on his way to the opening
81 the nfckapoo country. u he writes
n ,Ip as brilliantly as he did Rosa hite-
face the pretty Cheyenne sQuaw. chat is
~ hs1 he viu have the settlers have their
houses built. sod broken and crops grow
ing within a minute after the crack OF
the gun declaring the country open.