Willmar tribune., 1895-03-12
T cHoLLY AoITATEO z
oo Thlnks the Time Has Come For Fl il
Crowd to Organize Against Foreigners.

UO Vn1nko the Time Has Come For Fl IN
Crowd 70 Organize Against Foreigners. :,
Bravo, little count! Miles felicita.
tiot,s on your pluck and perseverance,!
1t isn't every young Frenchman " ho
can come to America to complete his
education and pick up girl like Anna
Gould and Sl5, 900. 900 into the bar
gain. s. ..~-:
Count CasteNane ism It as good looking
ss Harry Woodruff, as rich as Willie
Hartman or as noble as Prince Batten-
burg, yet he has got what all those chap
pies strove for with might and main.
If the mind can be permitted to wan
der through the possibilities created by
such an engagement, it will revert first
to the high born father and mother of
the young adventurer, the Marquis and
Marquise de Castellane. living perhaps
on air. as only French people can, yet
still maintaining the stately dignity Of
their old French chateaux.
Imagine the cable received from their
adored son gone to the uttermost parts
OF the world to search for the where
withal:
"J'ai gagne tout, belle, richie at gene
reuse"-I have won all. lovely, rich and
willing to give upl
Already the news is known in Paris,
France and all over Europe.
Already other frugal parents are bid
ding other adventurous Suns goodby and
good speed Oh their departure for New
York III quest of other heiresses.
We will soon be inundated by other
"studeuts' of American institutions
who will hope to take something more
tangible than impressions back with
them.
never read of an engagement like
this without considering the uproar in
to which it throws Europe
have already made reference to the
Mothers Mutual American Heiress
Emigrant society," formed in Germany
by noble but Impoverished women for
the purpose of raising funds with which
to ship their sons to America.
The success Of Count Castellane will
bo certain to cause such societies to
spring up all ever Europe.
BY Jove, the government ought to in.
terferel This is contract labor it ever
there was such thing, and our beiresses
! are equally responsible under the law!
They bring these fellows out here,
they induce them to come with promises
Of employment. and, by gad! old chap.
pies, ! don t think it's fair to US at all.
What show have we plain "misters''
got1
We may be as lovely as Harry Wood.
ruff and belong to as many clubs as Bill
Hartman, yet we are not the kind OF
fellows these girls want to marry.
lt's.the handle to the name, the dreary
old tumble down castle. that catch the
rich girls fancy, and we have neithe,
| Of those commodities.
Upon my word, it makes my heart
sick, and persuades one to go out and
get lost IN the blizzard, to think that 8
little frog eating Frenohman can blow
into New York and in months g time
accumulate $4,000. 900, with a wed.
ding present of 1000, 900 thrown in.
If the law won't help US. say that
we dudes ought to organize into some.
thing like an old time Know Nothing
association and hamstring every decent
looking foreigner that arrives on these
| shores and cannot prove that he ism I
after an American heiress.
What do you say, Brock Cutting,
,, Ham Carey and Jim Farley, are yous
wild me or agin me?--Cholly Knicker.
:5oohsr IN New Iork neuulut: