New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-10-17
TIE TALK Of THE DAY.

There il a movement In Chicago 10 form Holan0
Society somewhat, similar 10 TIE fio.,and Society OK
this city II WI. require candidates to show direcs
descent IN the male line only.
kindly Assisting Hm.-"Have you The Manxs
NAM inquired the dignifed customer WIN tue
':Thr what said the new boy at the bookstore
got a Life Of Buffalo BIZ can sell you for 10
cents. How's that?"-CChcago Tribune
At the Danbury Comm fair the other day there
WAS a monkey that lodged rubber balls thrown at
him three for five cents. The local humane agent
interfered on behalf OF the monkey. and co.ored
boy was substituted The incident suggests thas
they mus, have queer ideas OF humanity IN Danoury.
Mrs Brown-Mrs Puce there, too. shes e
interesting She is what one would call Vp'ca
Engshwoman. ~ mia, "a ,vplcaI English.
Mrs Brown-A typica: Eng.ishwoman Is "a w9ma -,
of that caes OF which Mrs. Puce may De saio u
Mrs Green-6h,-C Boston Transcript.
The Free Masons OF Western Pennsylvania propose
TO raise $4,000 build and equip Masonic Oh'-
yersitv in Beaver. Penn. by asking every Mason
in the country to subscribe $40. IL Is expected thae
most Masons would send their sons to the uhiVei.
sltv white the children Of dead Masons who couo
not afford to pay would be educated In 1t free OF
charge Beaver is said to be the centre or inc
Masonic population of the United States, ana inc
Masons OF the place say they VIII give the p'opo''~
institution a site OF 800 acres
certain farmer who lived in Northern New-
York, and who was by no means noted for his re.
senoh;ance 70 Apollo had son OF six or seven VINO
had more wit than pedigree 49, ..,, a,a s,.,ns
One day a stranger came 20 the farm, anu seeHs
the lad. asked: Sonny, where's your father
I'm the pig pen WAS as. The repEy nd as the man
oY1d 'e ths s direction indicated enfant terr!b:
shouted: y say! You'll kno" him cause ne gu
his hat on"'-(Boston Budget
The Chicago News tells OF a queer case .ns.
u,I soon come I'D in the Minnesota courts In that
State the moose Is protected game WINS wv
shooting man named Phair was attacked oy
Moose Owing he says to the fact that shootins
moose was prohibited by law, Phair did not az
tempt 10 use his gun. The consequence was nc We
seriously injured by the animal Phair Is ~"
instituting damage proceedings against inc S'ae "
the ground that the animal Is ward OF inc ''a.''
and that he was thus handicapped from defend'ns
himself.
one Of the principal men in the Bureau OF
in New.York recently He had occasion to y!ss ,G
metropolis on business ana are. cs iS' for his Bill
When it was given TO him he rendered IN aSynsa At
Srandnsw SO sysr feF 5aes w fss
said the ocia cant take tha So, r rdpos s sa.
claim Claimed the ao" ofcia Not good Why man r.:
s ESQ thought E(washIngton Post
1t Is said that the rubber trade has been very
much stimulated by the use OF ruooer u'.s y.
bicycles In eighteen months N'N"'" W.
crude rubber has been purchased for this PURPOSE
FRS, Scientist Eureka, What hnd mis- rocki
conclusive proof OF all theories see IN. ne ssms
IL is as round as barrel and Just about n re, sses
shape ard size. 1t mus, have eeeS note how smooth
a. q ,s second scentistIt is unlike any f fUom
this vicinity 1t must have we e some mighty iceberg
great dsssn sSs, arc Third
mountains near here i may nave snks
the rock on mountains In fact must Is have
any rock to be found on ne ss't Comes farmland
win ask him IL there are any traditons oanvthns
il See here .,ra my s1Sak %a
be a barrel O cement"-tNew-forK "e'
~ uass man recently died. says 'Ins
Roston Budget" and in conversation
and a friend at a spirtuailstic seahoe '"e
colloquy ensued' ~. ,,s a.nartsd
The friend. on being caIea io' " Wv
ore asked who's that
"your old chum. Jim Wilson 1870
..,,.m r,n 7 suppose you are partakng OF ee.~
tial glory?" n,..s"
Not bit OF 1t. l struck the other p'aee'
Great Scott that's awful .v,.s
Tho snirit smiled. Il know that's the pep..
idea" Il said but, my boy, It's great ''s"'
than Chelsea .a,,m must
The story would indicate that the med'u" 'A'''
,sws n,avsd TO very poor business in Chelsea
..,.. ,..,,r, said the wife as at $50 a. m, y.S
,o,m3 bsr husband strapping up all the umn rr.v
In the hall as II he were or on railway lake al
'my darling, surely you are not gums "
these 10 the Office with your ,, nm, aruly.
"Sweetest" he responded suavey pu. home
"sursv Won remember that you have an III "'"''
this afternoon. , l., ..-
Surely you do not ins'nua'e 'na' my s''
steal p. ... . ,r,iion 10 one they
. M rscosnise the initials on the handles -, .u
She hunx her head in silence. knowing i TUT ~"S