The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1895-04-19
Editorial and Otherwise.

They say that hades will have to be enlarged
France will launch eight new iron cads this
year.
The dimple Of to-day is the wrinkle of to-
morrow.
The pessimstic doctor considers hope mere
ly disease.
The mortal with plenty of patience does not
need much money.
The man with moss on his back does not al
ways have flies on him.
Thirty years ago Gen. Robert L. Lee sur
rendered at Appomattox.
The skin is the only part of the human body
that is not hardened by age.
Some people do hate to pay the poor, hard
worked editor for his paper.
Senator John NJ. Palmer will fight the silver
mov emcnt in Illinois to a finish.
It,s stated that gold has been discovered
within one mile of Jackson, Miss.
They say that the syccpbant finds himself
entirely at home in "saw-cicty."
sympathy is generally more of an irritation
than help when it comes unasked.
Hon. VIM. l.. Wilson took the oath of Office
Of Postmaster General on the Sd inst.
A project is on foot to build an electric rail-
way from Washington to New York.
Some people eat into the future until they
bite off more eternity than they can chew.
Geo. b. Swift, Republican, has been elected
mayor of Chicago by about 10000 majority.
New York society bellies are eating roasted
peanuts while locking ont for Italian Counts.
The old bachelors, of Texas are not willing
to be taxed as if they were Kentucky race
F; horses.
Capt. Moneys speech at Wesson on the 4th
instant, left that city practically solid for free
silver.
A Confederate monument, gotten up by the
ladies', will be unveiled at Covington, Tenn, on
may 29th.
| luz Eb'tlnlncHI OiuCidl VIII uuNc w WIN
straight without bobbing, or he will be
bounced.
Why is Count like water melon? Be
cause, though scedy, he is welcomed in rich
est families.
Gresham declares that he has no intention
of resigning. Why, of course not. The salary
is $1,000 per year.
Tobacco seeds are so minute that it is said II
thimbleful of them will furnish enough plants
for an acre Of ground.
If Edison really intends to read Trilby into a
phonograph, it would certainly be justfable
homicide to shoot him.
Broom corn is said to be worth $50 ton in
the st. Louis market. An acre OF good ground
will yield 800 pounds.
The Nebraska Legislature passed its sugar
bounty bill of 3-s of cent pound over the
governors by large majority.
Patti is writing "reminiscences. Now, if she
will only tell us how many farewell tours OF
America she has taken in her life.
The Florida senate has adopted a resolution
declaring sympathy for the Cuban rebels, and
wishing Godspeed to their cause.
The pansv can be grown black, white and
all the intermediate shades the only deficiency
being in the scarlet and allied hues.
white-headed vulture, captured in the yeai
l7Os and taken to the aviary at Schoenbrunr
castle, lived until ls26-lls years.
Paris actresses wear paper lace, which b,
night, looks as beautiful and delicate as the
best of real lace, while it costs but triae.
belated sister at Woodville said the othel
day that that town had some old bachelor.
who should be traded off for tombstones.
Never eat peas with spoon;
Never eat pie with a knife;
Never throw crumbs at your wife.
\ II IS estimated that over fifty thousant
people have left the farms of Kansas ant
Nebraska for the South during the last twcv
months.
Y The Summit Sentinel notices beautiful
Jersey calf Pike county weighing 400 pound.
or exactly fifty pounds for each month of he
. age.
The tendency of the American people t
( throw of the rule OF the political boss is th
most encouraging sign of the times for tn
J growth of good citizenship.
The President and Secretary Carlisle hav
decided that an extra session of Congress wi
Z be unnecessary, Notwithstanding the decision
I Of the Supreme Court in the income tax cases
The Brookhaven Citizen thinks that IN
: "man who can pick the successful candidat
for each efiice in the coming election can secur
position with the government as weathe
: prophet"
W. Jennings Demorest, the publisher {
q Demorest's Monthly Magazine died at his hon
in New York on the 9th inst. lie publishe
one of the most interesting magazines of N
y country.
An exchange says a candidate who woul
ask the people to vote for him and not announc
I MS name ~ his county paper, would use wal
on the back Of his neck for collar button
Such men are not to be trusted.
y "Mary had little hen
4 With feathers white as snow
d The preacher paid visit-then
The chicken had to CO."
Twenty -scven hundred women have registe,
J. ed in Leavenworth, Kss., and throughout Il
3 State there are nearly as many women regi
O tered as men.
y The Illinois supreme court has decided IN,
!. gamblers have no rights Of property In u
/. tools of thcir nefarious business, and ths
y the State may siere and destroy them whe,
ever itcsn.