The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-07-21
SLICK sLAPs AND SLIM SLAMS
CONTINUED from Fifth Paxe,.


these days
Norman Topic: Murdoch OF the wich-
ita Eagle, Is going 70 have the Republican
party pu: a free silver clause IN their
platform. Its time for the party TO make
q nice talk.
Woodward Jerersonian: At the head
OF the first column OF the Wichita Eagle
is the following head: .Gothanasessat.
wist." II might mean, Got Ham. Get
a Twist" who knows?
Hennesssy Democrat: What are YOU
drinking these days. Narshs OF course
we extend the hand Of sympathy n this
great hour OF torture and Affections. dur
Ing Kansas dry spell
Eagle, as Mr.. Murdoch looks on, and
sees the moth and rust corrupting and
the thieves carrying of the few crumbling
ruins OF once great city. is Wichita
Lawrence Journal: The Wichita Eagle
SAYS there is just as much whiskey sold
In It's town now as before the saloons
were (nOminallyl closed This proves that
Wichita IS almost as bad as Leavenworth-
Guthrie Capital: Now is the time for
Marsh Murdoch 10 call on his rebellion
With the difference OF the cornm;sssry
furnishings. with the first pop OF cerks.
the soldiers would desert the ranks OF the
enemy.
Harper Sentinel: A Wichita musician
ia writing a song with which 20 free Wal
Ter from his French prison II Is pro
posed to sirg the song until the Jaiiors
are ready 10 grant any request 10 have
IL stopped.
Arkansas City Reporter: The Wichita
Eagle piaintively asks. Where Is Nich-
itac" Our impression Is that II Is some
where north OF Arkansas City on a branch
OF the Santa re system now seAdOli useu-
Who lost Il?
FL Dorado Republican: Wichita has
man and wife who have not spoken 20
each other in years. and YET iheS I'VE an
der the same roof, have gro~Tn h UP , Tnal-
relied about religion.
Salina Republican,. The Eagle asks.
Where is Wichita?" We know there
are many well-informed people who some
posed the editor OF the Eagle Knew
Wichita is in southern Kansas
Enid Wave: The Wichita Eagle asks
IL Grover viii celebrate the fourth next
year. 1t is quite likely that the president NJ
will celebrate the fourth next year II ne
desires, but he has less than year 10
prepare for it. Give the old man time
Emporia Republican: A Wichita paper
claims that order cannot be mantainei
there without saloons. wichita people
are so used 10 being drunk that they don
know how 10 behave themselves when
sober.
Lawrence World: There IS one thing
that We do not understand ana that
that the Sedgwick county pemocFaJc
convention fought just as hard When ne
beverage was buttermilk as they USED 10
in olden times.
Guthrie Capital: a citizen OF WiehiSS
suggests the idea OF running the cars 20 I
the cemetery. and makes the assertion
that the road VIII be extensively patro- /
niZed Wonder IL he IS At the head OF an \
epidemic scheme?
Guthrie Leader: Umbrella merchants |
have entered into combine Win Mat
thews TO commence operations for rain /
in Wichita. All who believe there'l be |
an advance in the umbrella market please /
stand on their head.
Topeka CAPITAL: Wichita Is a good |
politician and is running magnificent |
blum on the state by dischargfng her I
street force on the pretended grounds th2s
the closing OF the saloons makes such ,
economy necessary.
Lawrence World: The Topeka Capital |
and Journal are quarrelng about whlch |
steals the greater number OF Items from /
the other They ought 20 call II horse /
and horse and then combine IN an at I
tack upon Wichita.
Lawrence Journal; Murdoch OF Wich-
ita. Riddle OF Minneapolis, and Howe or /
AtchisOn. each has a preacher on MS
hands. When the trouble Is over eaen
one OF the editors named viii nave q
preachers hide on his fence
Kansas City Gazette: Wichita and /
Atchison have become hypocri;es, and /
their loud walls because OF the closing OF /
their saloons are made through their hats: |
while the front doors Of their saloons are /
closed, the rear doors are open.
Guthrie Leader: A new variety OF I
watermelon containing PINT OF ~<iskey /
has been discovered in Wichita some |
day a genius viii hit upon the idea OF
loading a melon with Jamaica ginger ana
nothing can stop his march 10 immortal
i;y.
Abilene Reflector: or all sad things
that e'er have been, the saddest was the /
fact that the Democratic convention had
nothing but two barrels or butterTDilk. |
kindly donated by Ex-Governor Level
ling. with which 20 quench It's thirst, a.
It's recent Wichita meeting.
Alva Review: 1t is said that al the
recent Democratic county convention az
Wichita. Ex-Governor Lewell.ng treated
all the delegates TO butiermilE Perhaps
that was the kind OF milk he got out OF mo
public teat. but Il does look like he could
have gotten butter milk than that.
Arkansas City Reporter: A Wichita
Eagle reporter succeeded IN putting three
questions 10 Miss Helen Gould, and de-
votes a column and half 20 telling how
he did H. The Eagle sold an extra copy /
OF that Issue 20 the engineer OF the train
and the eDterpTislng reporter consequently
had a raise in salary.
Kiowa Journal: The historic modest
woman who wanted boomers put on the
piano. viii please step down and out OF
her niche TO mako room for a wichita
lady who declined 20 let her daughter
participate IN a spelling match because
she understood! some "knOtty' words were
going 20 be given out
Burton Graphic: wichita Il indignant
al Governor MOrriITs iutlrnatiou that the
saloons there can Is more easily closed
than tho saloons at Leayen~orth. Al
IOwances must be made for the governor.
however. lie has not been az Wichita as
much as be has a. Leavenworth ard IN
derestimates Its toughness.
Lyons Republican: Democracy has a
new war-cry. Il Is ''buttsrmilkI'- al
things in the world II f. not original
with The party, however II got me req
cry from WIchlta's but-er-and-egg man.
l.. =. LeweillRE. Democracy and butter
milk That VIII STRIKE terror 20 the
hearts OF all parties IN The coming cam
pa gn-espsciaI 70 the Democracy IL
selE
Perry Enterprise: Miss Lizzie Thomas
a domestic OF Wichita, committed suicide
Saturday. by jumping fuorn the Lewis
street bridge INFO The Arkans AS r5ver. Her
body was recovered In about half an
hour. but lie Was extinct She vss a
hsrd-To-ki7g FtTl. and rather han iesd
a lie Of shame she took her o~n NE
SIZE could secure 70 assistance from the
church people
Lawrence Journal: Rev. Don Colt. tha
Wichita minister. - 3 hrlgh: young rgaD.
bus he would never have ben heard %
outside his congregation had y not S@~u
for The reWsfrapers. Ard yet be pretenas
20 believe that TIE Newspaper ig q great
power for evl " Kansas. This may
paper notor.ety r. likely 20 turn the young
minister's head sul cause TIN - believe
tha; he - a great MAJ
Kar sas Clty Journal. Ths wichita
Eagle proudly boasts TIA. 3; Is 'bs aEiy
paper iE fhe Sest which zJcceess@s ~ ret
,i-< a. Interview with Mas Helen Could.
Kiss Ggu5c. presumably. declined % -
Interviewed uatl she found paper rat
could BE- trustee 20 report fus- hat she
sai1 without any fsise coi0zfrr o. s1ag-
zerzticn. The s1kss fa1cs % The III port
s-t lctDTr1at. on entrusted % &c Earle
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