Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-12-15

frosted cake editor of the Mirror had
in an unguarded moment, left the bung
out of his brain during the hot weather
formed on the left hand side OF the GER
ebratOr Can this be the case, or has
Cupid shot him with a sort of hydro
phobia infested dart?
Here is another pastel from the brush
of the unfettered editor Of the honey
moon department:
In the Methodist church in this
place. on Tuesday, at high noon. Mr.
William Ovid Pearce, a very excellent
gentleman and highly successful mer-
chant of Weldon, led to the altar Miss
Minnie Deans, one Of Wilson's lOyeliest
and most attractive young maidens.
We congratulate these happy young
people, for life is now glistening with
radiant beauty. LOT thus united. with
heart responding to heart, they will
hear the sweetest harmOnies and
grandest symphonies that ever tremb-
led on the we'll kept harp Of Humanity,
and their bosoms will be thrilled with
those strains of affection which will fill
the blessed cancturry sanctuary is
melody Of endearment so sweet, so
soothing, so lulling and enchanting
that it will seem like an echo from an
angels song dripping down from
heaven
No school for journalism could ever
teach this wild bird its glad, sweet
song. 1t is a gift. It could not be ac-
duired When he opens up his melodi-
GUS throat, it is like the liquid outpour-
ings of the thrush. Every note seems
to be redeemable at the treasury de-
partment for silver.
With such notice as the above tread
ing upon the heels of wedlock, even the
advanced quotations on coal do not ap-
pail the young of North Carolina and
down Tarb0ro street, in the city of VII
son; the happily mated march in vast
double columns, holding each other by
the hand, while in the gr00m's iron
grasp, snugly enscOnced in a shawl
strap, may be seen 20 copies Of The
Mirror still damp from the press.
When trouble comes in future years,
as come it must even to the happily
welded, what can cheer the sad heart
like q notice Of this kind preserved in q,
homemade scrapb0ok? Take any cheap
volume, ike the annual Report of the
United States Worm as1 Bug Commit
tee For 1873. Remove two leaves ont Of
each three, to give plenty Of room for
scraps, and paste on both pages freely.
CarbOlic acid and Platt's chlOrides put
in the paste will prevent a petty lar
ceny Of the book, and if stolen almost
assure its discovery. Let the pasted
pages dry pretty thoroughly before clo-
sing the book, and thus you may more
readily open 1t in the future. Some
scTapbcoks close up automatically and
remain thus unless opened with prayer.
I had one once, a large scr2Db0ok. with
gum arabic and New Orleans mOlasses
in It's pas,e
! used 1t once t9r the purpose OF
pressing autumn faves. gathered all
the nice red maple leaves from an so
acre sugar bush in Ohio. But they were
not quite dry when plucked. and 50 aft
er they had been in Jas large scrap
book under a heavy weight for a year
or two the moisture OF the leaves had
united with The mucilage and gum OF
tho work. and when / took off the cider
press watch had been en- ne book as q
paper weight, / was ch9grined Ike
everything 10 see that IL was harder TO
Opsn .han a jack p0t-whatever that s.
But a scrapb00k properly made IS a
great boon. | once knew an editor VINO
ke9. Two serapbooks. One contained
the good things and about him by the
press, while the ether held the mean