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The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-11-07
Billiards. Snow Imminent.

Mrs, Hamilton, Cambridge. His,
says: l had the rheumatism 80 bad L
could not raise my hand to my head.
Billiards. SnoU Linimert has entirely
cured me. | take pleasure in inform
ing my neigh bors and friends what it
has done for me. Chas. Handiey, clerk
for Lay & Layman, Kewanee, Ills, ad-
Asses US Sl0W Liniment cured him of
Rheumatism. Why not try it? 1t
will surely do you good, 1t cures all
Inflammation, Wounds, Sores, Cuts,
Sprains, etc. Sold by Smoot Drug
company.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-11-07
Charmed by q Snake.

Snakes travel a good deal on their
reputation. They scare birds and small
animals SO they become helpless. We al
know this to be fact. And then whef
hey get in tight place with man
hey try 70 run a bluff on him. A law.
yer in our town once met rattlesnake
down in the Ozarks and began to expert
ment, or rather to let the snake expert
ment, to see if there was anything in
the snake charming theory. Fs said
that the snakes eyes got brighter and
brighter, and his scales became glisten-
ing, and his body seemed to swell up
little thicker. and the whole outfit be.
came so engrossing that he finally ran
away from the snake in a dead scare
and didn't get over it for good while
after. He told me that it was his belief
that if he had kept company with that
snake much longer he would hare los
his wits Forest and Stream
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-11-07

The up to date Gotham girl Is nuN
collecting waist belts, not ordinary
belts of leather, but costly jeweled af'
fairs, to be worn with the short, round
bodice of the evening gowns. Something
entirely new is a waist belt formed Of
rosettes of yellow yalenciennes laos
mounted on white satin. In the center
of each rosette an imitation turquoise
nestles. Another waist belt is Of black
satin, Over which a swarm OF COLDER
butteries are embroidered.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-11-07
THE DENVER
AND
Bio GraIlG Railroad.
SCENIC Line OF THE WORLD.
The only line running two through
asst trains daily to
ASPEN,
LEADVILLE,
COLORADO SIPS,
PUEBLO & DENVER
Effective April 20, 1894.


Train No. 2 leaves Provo 9:26 a. m.
Salt Lake sos a, N. Arrive at Pueblo
s 80 a. N. Colorado Springs 7:5l q. m,
Denver 1890 q. N.
Train No. leaves Provo $50 D. m.
Arrive at Pueblo 5;27 p. m. Colorado
Springs 6 :53 p. N. Denver 9:25 D. m,
Connections made at Pueblo, Colo
RADIO Springs and Denver with sI lines
east, Elegant day Coaches, chair cars
and Pullman sleepers on all trains,
Take the D. & E, G.. and have a com.
Portable train and enjoy the finest scens
cry on the continent, Shortest line to
Cripple Greek, Colorado's Great Gold
Camp.
Train No. leaving Provo at 9:26 a,
N. arrives at Cripple Greek next morn.
ing $50.
a. 5. HUGHES, Traffic Manager, Denver, Col,
3. 9. NEVINS. General Agent
II. M. GUSHING, 7. 2. A, 58 ". End South st
8. KHOOPBR G. p q T. a. Denver. Col.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-11-07
a Big Fins.

A woman in Birmingham, England,
was recently fined the British equiva.
lent of $503, 600 for selling stale fish.
Her stock consisted of half barrel of
sprats, which are very small fish like
Hhitebait, and by the law she had to be
fined so much per fish. The magistrate,
however, had the power to reduce the
dne, and he knocked off $500, $50.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-11-07
A Sound Liver Makes Well Man

Are you Bilious, Consipated or
troubled with Jaundice; Sick Head
ache, Bad Taste in Mouth, Foul
Breath, Coated Tongue, Dyspepsia,
Indigestion, Hot Dry Skin, Pain in
Back and between the shoulders, Chills
and Fever, &c. If you have any of
these symptoms, your Liver is out of
order, and your. blood liz slowly being
poisoned, because your Liver does not
act properly. HERBiNE will cure any
disorder of the Liver, Stomach or
Bowels. 1t has no equal as Liver
Medicine. Price rs cents. Free trial
bottles at Smoot Drug company.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-05-25
He Kept the Change.

. Into one of our far Western towns
there drifted an Englishman, an Irish
man, Scotchman and "a Welshman
These four went into business together
and were more than fairly prosperous,
the first break in the co-partnership be-
ing caused by the death OF the Euglish-
man. He made a verbal will by which
he bequeathed all he possessed to his
three partners with this proviso--thtt
each of them deposit S1O0 in his coffin
and that this be buried with him. AS
the legacy was considerable one and as
the partners had a sincere regard for
their late associate, they willingly ac-
ceded to his queer request. The funeral
over, the partners returned to the store
and the following dialogue took place:
SwanieWell, Pat, what kind Of
money did you put in poor John s
coffin? I put in five $40 gold pieces my
self.
Pat-Oh! could spare the silver the
easiest, 50 laid down a hundred big
silver dollars in pile, SO did, And
Taffy, what kind did you put there?
Taffy-Weel, then, I'll tell ye. I was
a bit short on currency this week so i
just put in my check for 5000 and took
the change. .a,
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-05-25
how TO TREAT A PRIEST
Valuable Suggestions Which Some
People Have Adopted.

The following suggestions, If care
fully carried out, will be useful in 'tkeep-
ing a priest in his proper place." says
the Colorado Catholic. If he sees it
necessary to rebuke you, mutter some
thing about treatment OF. the rich, "but
you are poor,' etc. Should you hear
that he had been called out of bed on a
winter night to attend sick person,
say it's only his duty. If he appeals for
help for the school or church, say he is
always talking money, and stay out
side to tell as many of the c0ngregatio1
as will hear from you that charity be-
gins at home; that there is danger Of the
priest becoming rich, and that you will
not give. that you may not be RESPONSE
BILE for SO great a calamity. Never raise
your hat in the street to a priest, 1t
is unmanly to salute him, though he
may be conveying his Savior to some ex-
piring sufferer. In such q case it is a,
good plan to be deeply engrossed in the
conversation OF your friend, and to look
over the head of the priest as he passes.
Should he speak to you put your hands
in your trousers pockets--it is a sign
of equality. Call his attention il neces-
sary, in the street by shouting: Say,
nlister!'' This has a soothing effect on
his feelings. Should he dare to refuse
any request Of yours threaten to become
Protestant-say you'll never go to
church as long as he is there.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-05-25
Adam's AppEe.

How many apples did Adam and Eve
eat? Some say Eve s and Adam ga total
of only 10. We think the above figures
entirely wrong. If Eve4S and Adam 80,
certainly the total will be so. Scienti-
fic men, however, on the strength of the
theory that the antediluvians were a
race Of giants, reason something like
this: Eve 81 and Adam So; total 1853.
Wrong again. What could be clearer, If
Eve 81 and Adam S12, the total was S93 2,
If Eve 81 first and Adam 312, would not
the total be 1923? George Washington
says Eve 814 Adam and Adam 1924 Eve;
together they got away with 1888. But
If Eve S14 Adam, Adam 81 ,242 oblige
Eve; total, 81, ,056. 81 We think this, how
ever, not sufficient quantity, for
though we admit that Eve ate ,814 Adam,
Adam, If he S1281242 keep Eve COM
pany; total, 80,2S2,O56. Everybody
wrong again. Eve when she 81812
many, and probably felt sorry for Ill,
but her companion to relieve her sor-
row S12. Therefore Adam If he S18l4
Ewes depressed spirits. Hence both ate
70 R2G it&5f }13 ,5 5gf38
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-05-25

Sber Of this house. stain has been
put upon my name ID s35 #si.s
81 Capt. Gosset, the assis stant sergeant
alarms, rushed up5aaat once, and, selling
Rossa, hurried him out aof the house,
amid considerable com lon. Rosa
was then handed over to Inspector Hors-
ley and escorted bet yond the precincts
of the house. Hi .S; 4 III IS
Mr.. William Redmond hurried out and
stood by Rossa's side as the inspector
was conveying him out and while Or
ders were being given to the police not
to readmit him. Mr.. r Redmond was still
with Rossa in the street outside when I
interviewed him. Rossa explained that
he entered the house with the deliberate
intention Of rising to give the LIE direct
to Mr. Labouchere's statement that he
had received money from the English
government. When he was stopped in
his remarks he was going to challenge
MIR. Labouchere and the British govern
ment to say that hesSever received pen
NY of English money. He had in his
hand the letter in which Mr.. Labouchere
made the assertion, land he had intended
reading it out to the house. Rosa was
quite calm and unconcerned, and ex-
pressed himself quite satisfied with the
result Of his sensational interference in
the parliam entary debate. The incl
dent caused great excitement in the
lobby = 3s%gEs s i4 EsE%
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-05-25

from q devoted and accomplished wife.
Mrs. Carter was a Miss Ellen Lillian Gal
en-. the daughter Of Hugh r. Galen, OF
the firm Of Thomas n. Power &c Co.,
hardware merchants Of Helena. She
was born In the vicinity of Puget Sound,
and most Of her life previous to and
since her marriage has been spent in
Helena, Mont. It was there that she
first met Mr.. Carter, who was practicing
law in that city. Her marriage to him
took place in the winter of 1886. Nellie
Galen, as she was called by her intimates
was educated in the convent Of Notre
Dame, in Indiana, whence she was grad
uated in music in 1880. In 1882 she fin
ished the academic course and was
awarded a medal for excellence in the
French language. In addition to these
feminine accomplishments, Mrs. Carter
is a capital shot and an expert horse
woman, having acquired efficiency in
these branches while vet mere child Of
Z or s running about on her father S
ranch.
. MIR. and Mrs. Carter have one child, a
son, John Galen Carter, who was born
about five years ago. AS senator Carter
has only just passed the age Of 40, it is
reasonable to look for bright future in
his senatorial career. Although emf
nently successful, he is far from being a
wealthy man.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-05-25
Gen. Bragg's S Answer.

There was an amusing incident in the
United States court room a few days
ago when, In the trial of suit over a
sale of stock of the Labelle Wagon
Works at Fon du Lac, Gen. e. S. Bragg
was called as a witness, says the Mil
waukee Wisconsin. AS the doughty
warrior was turned over to Attorney
j. G.. FLANDERS for ross-examination,
grim smile overspread his counte-
nance, as he waited the onslaught.
What is your business or occupa-
tion, Gen. Bragg" asked Mr.. Elan
Eders. +$
{ Even the court smiled
''H'm; I'm lawyer retorted the
general.
How long have you been engaged at
that honest occupation" queried At
tcrney Flanders, without moving a
muscle. 5sis 4.
The court moved about uneasily. in a
vain attempt to conceal we'll defined
smile. III MI 3
.Should say about 40 years ever
since I quit pettifogging retorted the
general, tartly, and even Attorney Flan-
ders joined in the laugh, though at his
own expense. ts g.. $.. sts
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-05-25
BADGER AND SUCKER
The Way Illinois and Wisconsin
Got Their Nicknan1es.

| OOL A1lWl1 1aa@NlA641A@Ss
eff there had been no badgers in Wis
consin,'' said q. native Of that state,
! wisconsin would not be known as the
Badger State, and vet. it did not receive
the name because badgers We're there.
There were very few white. people in
| Wisconsin Territory in its early days,
the population being confined to the mill
itary posts, the missionary and trading
stations, and the lead mining regions in
the southwestern part of the territory.
| The miners were of TWO classes, men
who worked the mines all the year round
and men who came up from the Illinois
country III the spring and worked until
the fall, when they returned to their
prairies and groves. The miners who
| were permanent dwellers in the region
didn't bother to put up cabins or even
huts. In fact, material for such dwell
ings was not abundant. They simply
dug holes in the sides Of the hills large
enough to give them room to sleep and
cook i'll Nowadays these burrows would
perhaps be called dugouts, but as they
closely resembled the subterranean
homes of the badgers, they were prompt
ly called badger holes, and the miners
who occupied them were called badgers.
Anyone who cares to tramp through
that part of Wisconsin today will come
upon deep excavations in the rocks-reg-
ular quarry holes, bearing every evil
dence Of having been made long ago.
And SO they were, Some Of them were
excavated so years ago and 1nores They
were the work of the lead miners who
went up from Illinois in the spring to the
mining region. They, being there only
for short season, did not mine by dig
ging shafts, as the permanent miners
did, nor did they live in burrows: They
blasted the surface rock, making large
pits by their work, seeking what was
called the float lead and ore that was cas-
lily obtained near the top. They occu-
pied the pits. they made, as the other
miners did their hillside burrows.
"Owing to the similarity of the migra-
tion Of these quarry miners to those Of
that familiar fsh which goes upstream
in the spring and down again in the
fall, they soon became known as suck
ers. and their pits in the rocks We're
called sucker holes. In the course of
years the names badger and sucker came
to be applied to the entire people Of Wis
consin and Illinois. Many of the orig
inal badgers and suckers became the
leading citizens of their respective local
tiles and helped make the country's his
tory When Wisconsin was admitted to
the Union, the badger was placed on her
coat of arms in recognition of this fact,
and it was from the miners who quar-
ried in the rocks of Wisconsin that Illi-
nois got her name of the Sucker State
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-05-25

words Of cheer are words of help.
/ Words Of gloom the words Of harm
There is a bright and dark side to
every phase Of life and to every hour Of
time. II we speak Of the bright side,
We bring the brightness into prominence.
III We speak OF the dark side, we deepen
ats shadows. It is In our power to help
Sor hinder by q word any and every per
son with whom we have any dealings. y
lows. It is for us to give cheer or gloom
as we pass on our way through life; \ and
We are. ordingly responsible for the
results Of influence. HI is ;t;s
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-05-25
AltO1et ethcr l)n9allaIIt., !,

q 8ss takes some women d long time ito
ssay rood bye ttoS cir friends. tue
sn1s diisobeys s 1 a q ~
the ipnaan a5ls
ta nleaI 81
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-05-25
Suffers From Isolation.

From what have seen Of Ireland I
should say that, industrially and com
.mercially, the country suffers much
from Its isolation. he Irish may not
be as frugal as the Scotch. nor as ener-
getic as the English, but they are quick
er Witted than either, and not behind
either in business apti tude.H But they
do not travel in order to learn. They
leave their country ii shoals, and often
prosper elsewhere, but they do not ga
back like the Scotch and the Germans.
to put into practice at home tie ideas
which they have picked up in other
countd les. IN the matter of hotel man
Iagen1ent Il suspe tha hey are atssan
advantage from knowing little or no ~
.irg of to-date hotel arrangements
,in ot her eountrIe Ies and the CONSEQUENT
a.reauir irenents of Eng Fish i and foreign
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-05-25
Saxon descent, but Of Norma french
via Scotland s SfgS 3& II "

via Scotland A s Fs Vi Y. y.
!, i t"sIIIowg we came to BIZ infected by the
nglo-saxo,1 mania it would be hard: to
tell. Even in England it is ridiculous
enough; !; but there it is beginning to be
laughed at by men Of sense, who perceive
the absurdity Of Englis shn1en claiming to
be sAnglo-s Saxon, when there is no such
race in existence, and never was. Those
who parrot this boast should read De
foes True-Born Englishman, inWhich
at a time when 1t was customary to de-
nounce King William as "a foreigner
the author was at pains to instruct his
countrynen how many mongrel races
had conspired to form, that vein, ill=na-
.tnred thing, an Englishman,' and showed
in3limping verse but unansWerable logic
that ,e,3s.
A true-born Englishman's a contradiction
In speech All irony, in fact g. fiction;
"A metaphor invented to express .&-ls
a man akin to all the uniEerSe. B. --..-
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-05-25
Neat Reloiner.

sC,n d crowded eIeya yator rand Faapids
az young woman arosss a Ell tr sics
siofs ans eld derly one,
nd tps ard sel4,
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1895-05-25

snaiis ma ake those Ioof 1ofsas
dread dful tired ,o int,lnl 1n1d Is
Graham guardian., 1895-04-13
OUR CLUB LIST.

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Graham guardian., 1895-04-13
Summons.

In the Justices Court, Precinct No. 10, in the
County of Graham, Territory of Arizona.
HEBER o. CHLARSON1
Plaintiff,
R. NJ. TUBBs,
Defendant
Action brought in the Justices Court, Pre-
cinct No. 10, in and for Graham County, Terri
tory of Arizona, sends greeting to R. NJ. Tubbs,
defendant.
You are hereby summoned and required to
appear in an action brought against you by the
above named plaintiff and answer the complaint
filed with the justice of the above entitled court
at Central, In the County of Graham, Territory
of Arizona, within five days Exclusive of the
day of service) after the service upon you of
this summons, if served in this precinct, but if
served out of this precinct and within this
county, then within 10 days in all other cases
if served out of the county in 15 days.
You are hereby notified that if you fail to ap-
pear and answer the complaint as required
herein, judgement by default will be taken
against you for the sum eff S771l ON said ac-
count and interest thereon from the first day
of March, 1895, at the rate Off per cent. per
annum, and for costs and disbursements in this
behalf expended.
Given under my hand this 4th day of April,
1895 ISAAC COMBE, -
4-134t. Justice of the Peace.
Precinct No. 10.
Graham guardian., 1895-04-13

THE Bulletin is certainly well
ioaded with that article known as
'.galP' in even uttering one word
about county printing. In 1883
it got the contract at double the
bid put in by the Clifton Clarion,
and when the Clarion suspended
the Bulletin Immediately went to
the limit in printing prices, and
has systematically and premed'
itatedly robbed the taxpayers OF
the county until the GUARDIAN put
in an appearance, refused the Bul-
tetin'S efforts to combine, "and com
PEELED the Bulletin to "reduce" to the
extent of sl750.00 per annum. Take
your medicine Mr.. Bulletin; it may
be a bitter pill but then sometimes
bitter pill does a great deal OF
good.
Graham guardian., 1895-04-13

EVERY man, whether he be far
mer or a mechanic, should read
Coins Financial School. The fol-
lowing is one ofnumerous testimon
ials of merit of this work: G. S.
Brown, Elgin, ILL., have carefully
read "Coin's Financial School" and
consider it ''multum in parvo" on
the question of money. Farmers
may learn from it the reason for
fifty-cent wheat, planters are shown
why cotton brings them only five
cents, manufacturers are advised
as to why their productions are
declining in price, merchants will
discover in the little book the real
cause of the difficulties in making
money in business All persons in
terested osperity of our
I'd this book.
Graham guardian., 1895-04-13

In the District Court of the Second judicial
District of the Territory of Arizona, in and
for the County of Graham,
JENNIE B, GATLIFF
Plaintiff,
CHARLES w. GATLIFF,
Defendant
Action brought In the District Court of the
Second Judicial District of the Territory of Ari-
zona, in and for the County of Graham ''For De-
cree of Divorce and the Custody of the minor
children
The Territory of Arizona sends greeting to
Charles w. Gatliff
You are hereby summoned and required to ap
pear in an action brought against you by the
above named plaintiff and answer the
complaint filed with the clerk of the above en-
titled Court at Solomonville, in the County of
Graham, Territory of Arizona, within ten days
Exclusive of the day of seryice,) after tt SER
vice upon you of this summons If served in this
county but If served out of the county, but
within this district, then within twenty days, in
all other cases within thirty days.
You are hereby notified that If you fail to ap-
pear and answer the complaint as required by
law, judgement by default will be taken against
you as prayed for in plaintiffs complaint filed
herein, and for costs and disbursements in this
behalf expended
~ Given under my hand and the seal of
Jsv,,( the District Court affixed hereto at
| solomonville this 7th day of March,
~ 1896
BURWELL B. ADAMS,
Clerk
Graham guardian., 1895-04-13

OLD Apache county will in few
years come to the front. We have
now a Board of Supervisors who
are solid and level headed business
men, who will strive to retrench in
expenses and lower taxation, by
that means we will be on top
st. Johns Herald.
Graham guardian., 1895-04-13

Stafford, to-day has the reputation
Of being the most enterprising and
active business town in the valley,
and yet we have no sidewalks to
speak of. Property owners should
before the present spring is to far
advanced, lay out sidewalks and
plant shade trees around their city
lots. Nothing makes town more
attractive than nice clean side
walks, with row of beautiful trees
on either side. We like walking
through sand and dust pretty well,
but the present condition of SAT,
ford's streets suits us too well.
Graham guardian., 1895-04-13
Netice for Z Publication. 4
Homestead No. 1910.
LAND OFFICE AT TUCSON, ARIz., I
Marnh DEth fCOs

LAND OFFICE AT TUCSON. ARIz.,l
March 25th, 1895. !
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim, and
that said proof will be made before the Judge of
the Probate Court at Solomonville, Arizona, on
May II, 1885, viz;
Peter II. Mcbride, Pima, Graham county,
Arizona; for the W X of W u, See IL and w u
n w u Sec 13 TIP R 2i E.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
of said land viz:
Joseph Foster, James Mack and Thomas Ran
som, of Pima, Graham county, Arizona, and
William A. Carter, of Matthews, Graham county
Arizona.
EUGENE j. TRIPPEL,
3-S0-6t Register.
Graham guardian., 1895-04-13

Assessor Michelena reports the
east end of the county in II ve'
prosperous condition.
Graham guardian., 1895-04-13

GRAHAM County is the garden
spot of the Southwest. Its green
fields, its lowing herds, its mean
dering irrigating canals, the hum
Of its mills, its brawny sons of
toll and its hundreds OF pretty
girls, constitute it the paradise of
Arizona.