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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-06-15

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being painted.
Miss Hall visited Pearl City Pc
ninsular yesterday.
The Hawaiian Band will not
play at the field day today.
Thirteen passengers departed for
the volcano by the Kinau.
One of the Helen Brewers sailors
was sent to the hospital yesterday.
William Norton shipped six
fine mules by the Kinau yesterday.
No league baseball game today.
Postponed on account of field day.
A secondhand '94 Model Colum-
bia bicycle is offered for sale at a
bargain.
A cottage at Palama, near King
street and tramcar line, is adver-
tised to let.
They say that Dave Crozier is a
sure winner for the greenhorn BIZ
cycle race.
w. J. Stoddard, matchmaker, is
now located in the Arlington block,
Hotel street.
On account of illness Ed. Hapai
will not be able to enter any OF
today's races.
Go to Kapiolani Park at 2:3O
today and see the result of the
boys good training.
On account of II. A. A. G. field
day, there will be no drill of the
mounted reserve today.
Prizes for field day sports will
be on exhibition in jacobson q
Pfeiffer's window today.
This years graduating class at
Kamehameha was photographed
on the campus yesterday.
Stock, fixtures, presses, etc, of
the Daily Bulletin plant will be
sold by Levey at noon today.
Resident Americans will meet
this evening for the considerationsl
of Fourth of July celebration.
Wilhelm LAM is authorized to
sign the firm name Of F. A.
Schaefer & Co., under procuration.
Manager Ahrens, of W aianae plan
tation, made a flying visit to town
yesterday, returning in the after
noon.
ST. Louis and Fort Street, in the
ninth game of the junior series, on
Makiki baseball field at 10 am.
today.
Morgan will sell at his salesroom
today at noon certain valuable i'm
proved properties situated on Liliha
street.
The wash houses in the vicinity
of King street bridge are in condi-
ton for inspection by the Board of
Health.
In the Police court yesterday |
Chock Keam was sentenced to four
months at hard labor for stealing
bed quilt.
United States Minister Willis
and japanese Consul Shimizu paid
official visits to the Bennington
yesterday.
Aiala, one of Kalakaua's Lei
Mamo" hula girls, was buried yes
terday, her death having occurred
a day previous.
L. A. Thurston and mother, who
have been spending a few weeks at
Pearl Harbor, viii return to the
city on Monday.
H. J. NoIte has donated a fine
meerchaum pipe as one of the field
day prizes The athletic club boys
are very grateful.
Bound files of the Daily Bull
letin from 1882 to 1898 will be
sold at the auction of the old Bull
letin plant today.
Two new marches will be among
the selections played by the Ha-
waiian Band at Emma Square con
cert this afternoon.
Hawaiian Lodge No. u, F. & a.
NJ, will give ball at Independ-
ence park on the evening of st.
Johns Day, June oath.
After the ring tournament in
today's field day sports, there will
be a race between horses which
took part in that event.
Special Hammer returned yes
terdav empty-handed, wet and dis
couraged from a search after de-
serters from the Helen Brewer.
No decision has been rendered in
the prince" Cupid habeas corpus
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E # ycu want 20 sell ont
your FTRNITURE IN its entirety, call
at the 7. Y. l.
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90 For Bar gains in New and
Secondhand Furniture, Lawn Now
els, Wicker Chairs, Garden Hose,
etc, call at the 7. x. L., corner OF
Nuuanu and King streets.
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E PafrOnize Ilaniwai Baths,
Waikiki. Tramcars pass the door.
w. S. BARTLETT, Proprietor.
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B. BERGERSEN

E Furnished Rooms for rent
by the day, week, or month at the
Sailors Home.
MRS. r. /. GREEN.
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Board and Lodging

NOR TWO GENTLEMEN. OR a
A married couple, can be had in
pleasant locality, on the line OF the tram
cars. and within ten minutes ride from
the Postoffice. Address "a. B., at the
office OF the DAILY Advertiser
4O2I-6t
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So @. K. Harrison, Practical Piano
and Organ Maker and Tuner, can fur
nish best factory references. Orders
left at Hawaiian News Co. will receive
prompt attention. All work guaran-
teed to be the same as done in factory.
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gm Chas. Hawkins make es-

Inmates on all classes Of painting, wall
papering and upholstering. All work
guaranteed. King and Alakea streets.
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Notice

MFR. WILHELM LAM Is AU-
Va thorized from and after this date to
sign our firm name by procGration.
F. A. SCHAEFER & co.
Honolulu, June Is, 1895.
402I-3t 1694-1t
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For Sale.
TO LET.
Lost.

DOSTAL SAVINGS BANK BOOK
4 No. 65S3 The finder will please
return TO the Post Office.
401q-1W-
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15
Personal MENTION.

Miss Wilcox of Bay City, Mich, is a
guest at Prof. Henckels'.
Mr.. John Houston has been in New
\ ork this week on business.
Mrs. w. w. Eaton has been in Bos-
ton for the past ten days.
Mrs. 5. j. Northrup is visiting friends
in Townshend and Springfield.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. II. Bushnell of Willis
ton are guests at Mr.. Z. j. Matthews
Mr.. James A. Smith has been in New
York since Tuesday on business trip.
c. NJ. Wilds, Esq, went to New York
city Sunday night, returning Tuesday.
President Brainerd has been i'll and
confined to the house for nearly a week,
but is much better.
Miss Mary l.. Hulburd, who was re-
Gently the guest of Mis-. Pride, is visit
ing relatives in Bristol.
Mr.. Percival Manchester of Chicago,
who had been in town for several weeks,
went to Boston on Tuesday.
Mr. Felix o. Smith, son of the late Hon.
II. G. Smith, has come to town for the
winter. He has rooms in the Battell
block.
Mr., Joseph Battell has been IN New
York since Saturday. lie was TO go
thence to Washington tins week to re-
main till spring.
Mr.. NJ. Swain and family of Cape May,
N. j., who had been visiting at Mr.. G..
NJ. GipsOn's, returned home on Monday.
They were accompanied by Miss Bessie
GIBSON.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15

Mr.. and Mrs. P. T. Gulley left town
yesterday for Los Angeles, CAL, where
it is hoped Mrs. Gulley's health will i'm
prove. Their house here has been rented
by Mr.. Harrison Warner.
Mrs. G. w. Pinney, who has been i'll
since June and was quite badly off a
week ago, is improving. Her daugh
ter, Mrs. Bessett of Burlington, is here
to assist in caring for her.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. II. Fisher of Bellows
Falls will leave their home there today
for their winter residence in Florida.
They will go by way of Atlanta and see
the Cotton States exposition.
Mr.. f. J. Matthews went to Burling-
ton yesterday to attend the meeting of
the Sons of the Revolution. Five mem
bers of the organization live here, but
the others could not get away.
DR.. NJ. ID. Smith and Mr.. Carlton
Sprague of Vergennes are going to South
Africa presently. They will leave home
next Monday and sail from New York a
week later. How long they will stay
they do not know.
Mr.. w. B. Wilcox of the senior class
and Messrs. b. l.. Hayden and A. G..
Parkhurst of the junior class went on
Wednesday to Syracuse, n. Y, to rep
resent the local chapter In the national
convention of the ID. X. f. fraternity.
MIR. II. f. Wells. who went to Germany
in August to study, found that the uni
versitv of Berlin was overcrowded with
students. He went therefore to Leipsic,
where he has begun course in chem
istry. Mr.. Earl l.. Cushmrn, the other
Middlebury man now in Germany, re-
mains i'm Berlin.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15
LOCAL NOTICES.

Elegant honey at Benediet's.
Go to Taylor's tor oyster stews.
Buckwheat wanted at star Mills.
Pure cider vinegar at Benedict's.
Nice ounces at q. NJ. CObleigh's.
Cord and stove.wood at Star Mills.
Full line OF infants wear AT f. X. Claws.
Go toe. r. Clay's for Jackets and wraps.
Get your axles cut up at +. II. Thomas.
Err. Clay's is the place to BUY millinery.
Leggins ana ruDbers to fit AT Beckwith's.
North star fur coats. $3.50 up. PINE HALL
Pillow sham holders, 2jcts., at b. b. Hopes
Bath sponges-the best, 10 cents at Shell
don's.
Fresh oysters every day in the week at
Taylor's.
Chamois skins and carriage sponges at
sheldon's.
our stock OF winter caps is now complete at
Pine Hall.
This week bamboo easels at b. b. Hopes
for 25 cents.
Dr. sheldon.
Pork barrels, heart pine and good ones, at
Beckwith 4 Cos.
FOR sALE-A good skeleton wagon. In.
Quire at this office.
Ladies' beaver, button and lace shoes at
Beckwith & Cos.
The celebrated "Waverly Shoes" for sale
at Beckwith q Co.'S
Wholesale prices on 100 dozen gloves and
mittons, at Pine Hail.
Souvenir stationery, stamped "Niddlebury,
VT" in gilt, at sterns'. 24:tt
Fur robes, lap robes and horse blankets.
Best line at Pine Hall.
First quality shingles; also hemlocll boards
and planks at star Mills.
GO to G. f. stevens in Union block to get
your watch repaired.
Fresh Providence River oysters every
day at G. NJ. Cobleigh's.
Mason quart jars filed with nice Coffee all
for 25c., at G. NJ. CObleighs.
Don't buy your flour for the winter until
you have talked with Benedict.
Shredded wheat biscuit is becoming quite
popular. We have it at Benedists.
First arrival of Malaga grapes at G. NJ. Co.
beigh's. Also new crop of oranges.
Mems, boys, ladies' and children's buckle
and button arctics at Beckwlth 4 Co.'S.
FERTILIzg.-I have Listers Grain FERTILE
er for sale. J, f. BUrToLPH.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15
A NOVEL HOLD-uP.

a curious performance by a tramp
is reported to have taken place in Bird
Port the other day. A citizen engaged in
chopping in the woods had caller in the
person of tramp, who informed the
chopper that he didn't know his business.
The tramp offered to show the citizen
how to chop if he would let him have the
axe. On getting possession of the tool
the tramp demanded the other mans
money. The latter fled from the scene,
not relishing the turn affairs had taken.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15
JOHNsON'S CYCLOPAEOIA.

MIDDLEBURY, Vt.
TO chOm il may cOncern:-I am always glad
to say word i'm special praise OF johnson 5
Cyclopaedia. | considered the old edition the
most practical work OF ITS sort in the mar
kets. And the new edition, with its larger
type, Thoroughly revised articles, and aDund-
ance of additional matter, IS tar ahead of Its
predecessor. Most publishers OF cyclopaed.
las have been putting out new editions, but
notice that the editors OF JOhnsOn's are the
only ones who have asked us to rewrite the
Iticle on Middlcbury college and bring it
up to date. That is significant tact and
tells its own story.
c. b. WRIGHT.
Mr.. +. &. keech, salesman for johnson =
Cyclopaedia, would be very glad to call on
any who would like to examine the work.
Address Box 267, Middlebury. He will also
furnish any Cyclopaedia that is published tor
one halt or less than one halt price-Britann'
en-, Appeton's, Chambers, International and
People's-the latter Mt from - to Sl2 per set.
-AdU.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15
HELD FOR ASSAULT.

A man giving his name as Guerdon
Rogers and claiming Williamsburg, N.
Y, as his residence was brought here
and jailed Tuesday by Deputy Sheriff H.
G. Hubbard of Orwell. Mr.. Hubbard on
Friday heard the outcries of a woman who
lives near him. and on going to the
house was informed that this man.
who was just leaving the premises, had
attempted an assault. Mr.. Hibbard there
upon arrested Rogers, whom the Justice
held in $500 bonds to answer to the
charge.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15
Wind. |
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.

Trains pnss Middlebury station at the hours
ri zen below:
GONG NoRTH-Express, 8 2l a. M; local
EXPRESS, As a. M; mail, 10 p. M; express
b;43 p. m.
CONC soUTH-Mail, 9A5 a. M; express
70 "a p.m.; passenger, 40 p M; passenger
$40 y. M; express, 10 rs p. m.
MAILS CLosE-North, LAS and I 80 p. nj
sonth. 9IO a. m. and 80 p. M; stage, 3
p. M
See Central vt. time table, elsewhere.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15
THE CHURCHES.
ST. STEPHENS.
REV. S. b. BLUNT, RECTOR.

REV. S. b. BLUNT, RECTOR.
The morning services on the first Sunday
nj each month will be: Plain morning prayer
at 10 O'Clock; High celebration (only( win
music and sermon at the usual hour OF ~ 40.
On all other Sundays the services VIII pc
Low celebration Mt IL. m; mathis (only)
with music and sermon at 10 As a. m.
Sunday School, IL 10 p III
Fr,davs' I 80 p. IN.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15
CONGREGATIONAL.
REV. A. w. DICKENS, PASTOR.

REV. A. w. DICKENS, PASTOR.
sunday services, 10 40 a. M; 7 ~ p III
Sabbath school, II 40 m 100 -
Thursday, conference meeting, ] 80 p M
v p q 4 r. SUNDAYS 6 80 p. m.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15

REV. ID. W. LYMAN, PASTOR.
Sunday Services, 10 40 a. M; I 80 p m
Eunday school, II 700 M
Prayer meeting, Thursday, 7 80 p IN
Y.P. s. c. E., Sundays 6 100 p m.
Seats free.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15
METHODIST.

REV. G. F. NO8.E, PASTOR.
unday Services 10 40 a. m
EpWorth League meeting, 6:OO p M
Evening service, 30 p' Ill
Sabbath school, " 700 M
lass-meeting, IL 'OO M
Class-meeting Tuesday, 700 p. M
Prayer-meeting Thursday 700 p. m
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15
ROMAN CATHOLIC.

REV. j. NJ. GELoT, PASTOR.
This is the order of services in the k. c.
church commencing with Trinity Sunday,
June
Mass at 10 100 a. m. After Trinity, mass at al
ternate Sundays at and 10 80 a m. Bene-
dection and prayers every sunday at 80 p
n. Regular time tor catechism, 30 p. IN.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15
THE FORTNlcHTLY CLUB.


At the last meeting of the Fortnightly
club the following programme was rem
dered:
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15
"SAVING IS THE SECRET
OF WEALTH."
"come to CHAPMAN's both great and

"Come to CHAPMAN'S both great and
small,
Handsome and homely one and all,
And get your clothing, thin or thick.
Profits are small and sales are quick.
Made for the sunshine, made tor the rain,
All are satisfied, none complain.
Now get pleased and come again.
THE SMALLEST STORE
WHERE THEY SELL At COST
AND A LITTLE MORE.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15
The ERATERNlTIES.

THE FRATERNlTIEs.
LAKE. DtJSMoRE LODGE, NO. IL, l. o. OF o. F.
WI. holland, N. g.; +. ". Fuller, Y. g.;
E. +. English, Sec'y.
Meetings every Friday evening at Z 10
O'Clock. Degree work every meeting HAL
In Overs block.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15

WIN. P. Russell POST, NO. 49, G. A. r.
C.E. Youtt, commander; James M. Tracy
S.V. c.; Otis Abbey, j. VIC.
Ra0ulsr meetings the second and fourth
wednesday evenings OF each month.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15

UNION LODGE, NO. 2, F. AND A. NJ.
f. j. Hubbard, W. M.
Regular communications the hrst MONDAY
evening OF each month.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15

CAMP A. s. TRACY, S. OF v.
James &. Hodges, Captain.
Regular meeting the second and fourth Fri
day evenings of each month.
GREEN MOUNTAIN LODGE NO. S74, X. OF H.
". NJ. CushmGn, Dictator.
Regular meetings the last Thursday evening
of each month.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15

POTTER CHAPTER, NO. p, r. A. N.
W. H. Brewster, M f. II. p.
stated convocations the third Tuesday even
ing of each month.
NIDpLEBURY COUNCIL, NO. IA, R. AND s. NJ
". II. Bre1Cster r. !. NJ.
Stated assemblies the second Tuesday even
ing of each month.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1895-11-15
FOR LESS THAN 40 CENTS

you can buy good molasses of us If you
want to, but ours at 4Oc. equals in flavor
any 60c. kind.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1895-02-28

o. W. o. Hardman, Sheriff of
Tyler Co., W. Va, appreciates a
good thing and does not hesitate to
say SO. He was almost Frustrated
with a cold when he procured bot
tie of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.
He says: cit gave me prompt re-
lief. find it to be an invaluable
remedy for coughs and colds"
For sale by VIM. f. Greenwich &
Son, Heenardtown, Md.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1895-02-28

A STORY SENATOR PALMER
TELLs.-'My grandfather, said Sen
ator Palmer, was born down among
the fish and oysters of Northumber-
land county, Va. There are plenty
Of Palmers down there yet, and my
friend, Colonel Jones, has had a
great deal to tell Of them. lie
went to see an old lady one time
when | was expected down to make
a speech, and when he discovered
that her maiden name had been
Palmer he told her that there was a
man up here in the Senate of that
name whose grandfather was born
down there. The old lady remem-
bered that branch of the family
perfectly and claimed kin at once.
She could even detect in me some
unmistakable family traits. But,
aunty, said Colonel Jones, Senator
Palmer fought in the Northern
army. That staggered the old lady,
for she is as loyal to the lost cause
as anybody in the South, but once
she had claimed kin she wasn't GO
ing to back down. Well, honey,
said she, with sigh, there's always
black sheep in every family
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1895-02-28
NEWS IN BRIEF.
FROM ns Bsltfmore Sum.
Wednesday, February 20, 1895.

Wednesday, February 90, 1895.
Unusual honors were shown to
the memory of Minister Gray when
his remains left Mexico for Indian
apolis.
Recorder COTS associates on the
bench have sent a memorial to the
Legislature against his salary and
patronage bill.
The faculty of st. Mary's Semi.
nary conferred the degree of doctor
of laws upon Col. Richard Malcolm
Johnston.
A great many oyster-dredging
vessels, some with cargoes on board ,
are locked up in the ice of Drum
Point harbor, unable to get to
market.
The Legislature of the State of
Washington has before it a bill
making it unlawful for any male
person to wear a queue. The OBJ
| ject is to drive the Chinese from
the State.
Thursday, February 81, 1895.
An appeal has been sent for the
iceboat to relieve suffering oyster
vessels in Choptank river.
The grand jury of Frederick Co.,
! is investigating charges OF bribery
made by ex-Superintendent Main,
Of Montevue Hospital.
By the explosion of a powder
magazine in a fort on the Island OF
Formoza, it is said. 1900 Chinese
soldiers were killed.
AS result of the contest between
Mayor Strong and Mr.. Plat the
power of the mayor in removing
police commissioners and other
officials will be curta:led.
Frederick Douglass, the noted
freedman, died suddenly at his
home, in Washington, Of heart
failure, aged seventy-eight years.
He was a native of Talbot county,
Md.
At Stafford Court House, before
Judge Ashton, the trial of Morgan,
field and Searcey, the alleged Aqua
Greek train-robbsrs, was begun.
The Commonwealth elected to try
Morganfield. first. The court over
ruled two pleas in abatement filed
by defense. Court adjourned until
today, pending argument by de.
Tense on the action of Judge Ash.
ton, striking out the last count in
the indictment and sustaining all
the other counts.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1895-02-28
Dox,r SNrR TILE Rnrs -non,

DoS'T SSUB THE Boys. {
snub boy because he wears shabby
clothes. When Edison, the inven-
tor, first entered Boston he wore a
pair of yellow linen breeches in the
depths of winter.
Don't snub boy because of the
Ignorance Of his parents. Shake
speare, the worlds poet, was the
son of a man who was unable to
write his own name.
Don't snub q boy because his
home is plain and unpretending.
Abraham Lincoln's early home was
log cabin.
Don't snub boy because he
chooses an humble trade. The au-
thor of the Pilgrims Progress was
tinker.
Don't snub boy because Of his
physical disability. Milton was
blind.
Don't snub boy because of dull
ness in his lessons. Hogarth, the
celebrated painter and engraver,
was stupid boy at his books.
Don't snub boy because he slut
tiers. Demosthenes, the great ora
tor of Greece overcame q harsh and
stammering voice.
Don't snub him for any reason.
Not oulY because he may some day
outstrip You in the race of life, but
because it is neither kind, nor right,
nor christian.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1895-02-28
Saint Maru's Beacon

HIS COLLATERAL GooD.-Tom
Fitch, OF Nevada was a bright fell
low and one Of the best writers aud
stump speakers Of the West, but he
was thriftless, and when he got
hard up would resort to almost any
means to get a stake. One day he
wrote scathing speech denouncing
Sharon, then President Of the Bank
OF California, and afterwards United
States Senator from Nevada. In
it he charged Sharon with almost
every crime known to the decalogue
or the statutes. lie put the manu-
script in large envelope and walk
ed into the Bank Of California.
"Here," he said to the cashier
handing the package through the
window, "here are some securities
which | offer as collateral on loan.
Please hand them to Mr.. Sharon in
person, and ! will wait for his ans
wer."
Mr.. Sharon was in his private
Office. Breaking the seal of the en-
velope, he found the speech, and
read it through together with note
from Fitch, informing him that
unless he was paid Is, 900 he would
deliver that speech in every town
in the State. In few minutes the
cashier, on Mr.. Sharon's order, re-
ported that the collateral was al
right, and paid the happy Fitch tho
desired amount.
Three months afterward, having
gone through the money in specula-
ton AMI dissipation, Mr.. Fitch
made his appearance with another
speech, shis time of very compli'
mcntary character, which he promis
ed to deliver at every convenient
opportunity, for the same amount.
That, too, proved good collateral
AMI the story would have never
come to light if Fitch had not, in q
moment of drunken frankness, told
it himself.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1895-02-28

JUSTIFIABLE-HE SAW A DUDE.
"A tall, sun-burned, red faced, ex-
celsior-haired fellow of p, from
the country, had been arrested for
using profane language.
"Don't you know better than to
be swearing on the street 20 inquir-
ed the court.
81 didn't know | swore, your
honor" explained the prisoner.
"That's worse than il you did,"
"May tell you how it WIS, your
honor ?"
eyes, and be quick about it."
"Well, your honor, l just got in
to town about noon and had some
thing to eat, and after dinner /
thought I'd take in the sights.
While / was thinkin,' young man
turned the corner wearin' a pancake
hat with a sky-blue band on it, a
pink-shirt, smokin' paper-kivered
cigar, and he had on white pants
rolled up, an hit was dry weather. 4"
Whats that got to do with the
charge against You ?" inquired the
court, as the prisoner stopped to
take breath.
"Well, your honor" continued
the prisoner, "when / see that l
was so discomfuddled that / Just
blurted on well, I'll be id =
and the policeman took me up"
cease dismissed" smiled the
court, and proceeded to reprimand
the officer.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1895-02-28

That the blood should perform
its vital functions, it is absolutely
necessary it should not only be pure
bat rich in life-giving elements.
These results are best effected by
the use of that well-known standard
blood-purlfier, Ayers Sarsaparilla.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1895-02-28

Ragged Rumsey-'We may as
well be movin' on to de next town,
Ginsey.' Gasping Ginsey-'What
for" Ragged Rumsey--1 see by
de paper dat de income tax collec-
tor is due her to morrow and
dom want to be answerin' any en-
barrassin' questions.