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The Dickinson press., 1895-06-01

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authorized agents only, to cure Weak Memory;
toss OF Brain and Nerve Power; Lost Manhood;
Quicknees; Night Losses; Evil Dreams; Lack of
Loss Of Power of the Generativec Z. cams in either
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and Death. By mail. 81 q box; six for IS; with
written guarantee TO cure or refund money. west's
Liver 0smpssant, Sour atomach,D yspepsia and
ConsHpation. GUARANTEES issued only by
Drenkel & Davis druggists and
sole agents, Dickinson, N. D..
The Dickinson press., 1895-06-01
Couldn't Oblige Her.

A bashful young man of Tittin while
attending revival meetings vas ap-
preached by an earnest young woman,
who said to him:
My dear friend, 1t would do my
heart good to lead you to the altar"
The young fellow hesitatingly re-
piled that he appreciated the honor,
but, as he was already engaged to two
girls, he could not accommodate her.
Mansfield (Ohio) News.
The Dickinson press., 1895-06-01
The Uncertafn Publlc.

"There seems to be q limit to the
power of kings. after ALL" said EN-
peror William, morosely.
II don't like to acknowledge that l
am vanquished, but I'm very much
afraid I'll have to-"
What is the matter, your high.
ness?"
I'm a little bit disappointed, that's
all. The Napoleon revival and the
Trilby craze both prosper beautifully,
but my Aegir fad doesn't seem to get
along worth ~snucks.
Star.
The Dickinson press., 1895-06-01
From q FOREIGN Land.

The reporters special work was in.
terviewing. Whenever any well-known
person from abroad started for our
shores he was invariably sent down
the harbor loaded with questions on
the foreigners Impressions of
marvellous country.
Well, on Tuesday morning he was
assigned to interview an eminent
Westerner lately arrived.
The reporters knock at the stran-
gers door was answered by a cheer
full "Come in"
Il called to apologize for our wealth.
err" began the man of the press. He
marvelled ut his own impromptu cyey-
erness.
The Westerner smiled. Don't he
disturbed" he said. ITO be sure. out
in Iowa.
you are from 1owa?:" the reporter
interrupted.
Eyes"
Indeed! And how do you like
America ?"-Bostor Budget.
The Dickinson press., 1895-06-01
Charity Item.

Mr.. Uppercrust-l give money
to beggars on the street.
Dusty Dan-Well, here is MY card.
Send the postal order to that address.
The Dickinson press., 1895-06-01
One Boot TOO Many.

Head Surgeon at the Hospital-1
must tell you, my good woman, that
your son will be compelled to have his
leg taken off.
Anxious Mothe--Oh, dear! Then
what can 1 do with his ether boot
Das Neuc Blatt.
The Dickinson press., 1895-06-01
Fer Over F,f., Years

An OLD AM WELL TRIED RBMEDY.-Mrs
over nifty years by mill'ons Of mo hers for theil
Children while teethibg. with perfect su"ces,
It soothes the child. s0ftens the gums, alIays O.
pain. cures wind collie, and IL the best remedy TO-
D:aarhGa. 10 PHEASANT to the taste. sold by
Druggists in ever. part OF the World. Twenty.
i've cents . bottle. Its value is T. c aLculatle. Be
sure aoo asktfor xra Wtnslo rs Soothing syrup
and take no other kind.
The Dickinson press., 1895-06-01
A Free Booter.

She (haughtily)-Did 1 hear you call
my father pirate?
He rubbing his coat tails)-I merely
said that he was a free booter.-Clsve-
land Plain Dealer.
The Dickinson press., 1895-06-01

Judge-Can you pay these fines and
costs, sir?
Prisoner-Please, yer honor, If yer
give me time I kin.
Judge-Yes, sir. Six months, ut your
request.-Texas Siftings.
The Dickinson press., 1895-06-01
---.-
Skfnnin9 Eycrvthsn~

This financial craze is becoming
absolutely brutal!" declared Brasher.
solemnly.
What now" cried Mrs. B..
II see here that they have stripped
q New York actress of everything but
her gold reserve, and"-
"And what, you brute?" 4
NOW the moralists are after that-
Detroit Free Press,
The Dickinson press., 1895-06-01

rr GAH OBTAIN A PATENTs Ers
mHMM & CO. who have hsd nearly dfty years.
t as1HsI ssa n the patent businees. !Commimics-
ttormasion concerning Patents and how to Oh
Ss : Enem sent Tree. Also . catalogue Of mechSn.
fatents taken through Mum & Co. rece&ye
seRRgc'ai notice. IN the sctentiac American, and
out cost to the inventor: This splendid psper:
,,ssaea Weekly. elegantly illustrated, has By II tie
W95ld; ~ aXeaE. Sample copies sent free.
o b9iiotns Edition, monthly, $3.50 year. Single
nful plates. IN colors, and photographs Of new
nouses: with plans. enabling builders to show tho
MUM d Co.. NEW YORK. 381 BRoADWAY.
The Dickinson press., 1895-06-01
hi NEW ARMY car.

Critical Oficcrs shy IL II Devoid of
"Military Smnrtness."
Herewith is presented a picture OF
the new cap for the army, a cap that
seems to be a much more sensible
piece of head gear than the one which
It will displace after July 1, as to Of
ficers, and after January l, 1896, for
The Dickinson press., 1895-06-01

is impossible to describe his feelings,
tue shock had been so great. He had
loved and reverenced his father so
much, and always thought Of him az
the soul of honor.
And now there was only one course
open for him, ietler to do or debut
to help to win the. race was to help
his utter ruin. And then Ruth?
What of her? Oh, lie mustn't even
think of that. The race and winning
lit must he his only aim and object.
Small wonder. then. that it was re-
marked at the start that Daycnant
looked 'off color"
We have seen, however, that he had
literally pulled the race out Of the fire.
Strong man though he was, the severe
mental and physical strain told on
him, and he had to be lifted out Of the
boat at the finish. But he was strong
as iron, and quickly recovered. How
he wished he might not. For what
had he to live for now? The shouts
and cheers seemed bitter mockery
He recalled his fathers whisper, ana
saw again the imploring look. Jacl
knew that he was a beSsar.
! Making his recent indisposition al
: excuse for not dining with the crews
that night, and refusing the man,
kind offers of companionship, lie drove
to the Great Northern hotel, where the
] fame of the victory had preceded him
and made inquiries as to his father.
movements. His father had ordered
dinner at seven, and was going north
wards With the mail that night. Jacl
decided to wait for him, and havin:
had light refreshment, sat down t.
smoke and reflect on the events Of tn,
last two days.
Presently the waiter brought him al
evening paper, and on running his ey'
over the news. he saw a paragraph
headed. death from Excitement a
the Boat Race.-News just to HAND
that at the conclusion of the race, the
finish Of which was extremely excit
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
Frauds In Dresden and Sevres.

As to porcelain, it is probable that
more than half Of the ''old" Dresden
china now exposed for sale is counter.
felt. Most frequently the originals
have been copied, mark and all, but in
some cases really old Dresden china
that was originally white has been
painted by an ambitious forger. With
Sevres china, the more common ware
has sometimes had the whole of the
original pattern and glaze removed
and received new ground Of turquois
or some of the royal cOlors, to which
painting or medallions in the old style
have been added.
In 1916 depeuner service, with pOr-
traits of Louis XIV. and the principal
ladies Of his court, was offered to
Louis XVIII. as having belonged to
his grandfather, Louis XIV, but on ex-
animation it was found that the prin-
cipal plateau was of a design not in
troduced at Sevres until fifteen years
after the death Of the reputed owner
Of the service. Instead of adjoining
the table Of the King, the service was
relegated to the Museum at Sevres as
an interesting forgery. Spurious Pals
81 ware is almost drug in the mar
ket, and nearly every porcelain manu-
factory is now represented by pieces
either wholly reproductions Of its genu-
inc products or having their marks
Ind character in some way modified.
There is no one who should more dill
gently apply to himself the motto,
"Caveat emptor" than the collector Of
pottery and porcelains. - Longman's
Magazine.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
JEDGE WAxEM'S PROVERBS.

All the good Congressman amt ded.
The tariff brakes as many as it
makes.
The Mugwump is thery, not con-
iishun.
Patriotism is the fiddle; politics is
he DO.
Sallaried pattrio tism amt so bad as
t looks.
Congressional filibusters air party
an patriots.
The little men in polliticks amt with
ut tier uses.
Their ought to be tax on ignorants
il this country.
\ tax on incomes is liable to increse
he crop Nv liars.
You don't git a warrantee deed to
'tte when you buy it,
Campann mud amt much dertier
han them that sings it.
\ candidate is fuller Nv Promises
han Il yalier dog is Nv fees.
Men that air too onest air always
i'Ubblin the sea Nv polliticks.
Offs is like street car; when a man
'etches it he sets down and rests.
The averidge United States Senator
:; more in bulk than he is in heft.
Theirs nifty few men in polliticks
lat will tel all they kno till judgment
~.
The umblest critter on this erth is a
;'divijuie lookin' fer an offs and want
IL It bad
Every time 4 new State comes into
he Union the Amerikin eagel roosts
lotch HER
Lobbyists make Their profits outen
he differents between what they buy
i legislators vote fer and what they
II for it.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
HILL SPEAKS TO FARMERS.

Twenty Thousand Persons Heard Him in
Chemung County a. W Fair Grounds.
Elmira, Sept 6.-United States Senator
David B. Hill spoke to 10000 persons at
the Chemung county fair yesterday af-
ternoon. He refrained from discussing
politics further than to refer briefly to
the last Legislature in this State. Speak
ing of it, he said, among other things:
81 may be pardoned for suggesting
that in the matter of law-making 1t out
did any Of its predecessors since the or
ganiZation of the State government. It
actually passed 1,045 separate and dis
tinct bills, which became laws. It is not
possible that all of these laws were actu-
ally necessary. On the contrary, there
were hundreds that were unnecessary,
special in their character, mischievous
in their tendencies, unwise or uncalled
Tor.
''In the multiplicity of laws there is no
safety; there is confusion, a tendency to
corruption, a waste Of valuable time. I'M
likelihood of their enforcement, and gen.
eral decentralization"
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
NO DECISION ON THE PROTEST,
The Regatta Committee Will Announce It's
Finding at p. M.

The Regatta Committee Will Announce Its
Finding at 4P. M.
New York, Sept. lit L. just an
nounced THAT there will be no decision
by the regatta committee with regard
to the fouhng OF the Defender by the
Valkyrie yesterday until o'clock this
afternoon, or later to-day.
Mr.. Iselin said the Defender had not
been seriously damaged by her encoun-
ter with the Valkyrie's boom, except
that the jaws OF aner starboard spreader
were carried away and that her top
mast was sprung and broken
When asked if he had another topmast
ready, MIR. Isefin said:
"Oh, yes, we will take the Defender TO
the Erie basin this morning and
put a new topmast in her and repair
her rigging"
''WiI1 you be ready to race Thurs
day?" was asked.
"Oh. yes; we Will be all ready by to-
night"
Mr.. Iselin was then asked IL he had
been bothered much by the excursion
steamers. He answered.:
mo, except at the start, when the
Yorktown got right in our way. Now.
that Is all can say, and you must ex-
cuse me from discussing the foul, az
i. Is In the hands Of the committee"
Mr.. Iselin was asked whether the re-
gatta or cup committee would decide
the protest, and he replied:
1.-THE regatta committee
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
ERIE COUNTY Is FOR ROBERTS,
Rout OF the Platt Forces In the Assembly
District Conventions.

Rout of the Platt Forces In the Assembly
District Conventions.
Buffalo, Sept. 1.-THE Republican
Assembly district conventions were held
yesterday in the Erie county districts,
and the following delegates elected to
the State invention:
First dtstrict-John White, Dennis 2.
Ryan, Christian Klinck. Jacob L.
Mensch, George Hallburd, Charles c.
Wood.
Second district George Lamy, Rob-
ert c. Chaplin, Charles ]. North, j. Jen-
kfns, w. Henderson, Henry Wendt,
Erastus G. Hughes.
Third dastrict-Richard Evans, Julius
Roth, Thomas j. White, Charles J. Son
derman.
Fourth distrtct-WMlIam Duchmenan,
Simon Se&bert, Nicholas J. Mock, John
Rast.
Fifth dLstrict-John R. Hazel, Sam
uel Caldwell r. A. Menge, Charles
Spang.
Sixth dLstrlct-Henry A. Menker,
Herman ]. Kreinheder, Henry w. Bren-
del, Joseph Mead, Richard Humphrey.
Seventh dstrfct-George Bingham,
Geo. Urban, Jr., DR.. A. ]. Martin, Os-
sian Bedell.
Eighth ddstriot-Henry II. Persons,
Charles A. Orr, James Sheldon, William
B. CurTter, Asa L. Twitchell.
Most OF the conventions adopted reso-
lutions endorsing Comptroller Roberts
for denomination.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
ENGLISH COMMENTS ON THE RACE.
Generally They Do Not Wish valkyrie to
Get the Race on q FIuke.

Generally They Do Not Wish valkyrie to
Get the Race on a FIuke.
London, Sept. 11.-WTtt one exception
the London evening press to-day exhibit
generous and sportsmanlike spirit In
commenting upon the outcome Of the
second race of the series between VAL
kyrie III and Defender for the Americas
Cup, and all express the wish that the
race be not given to Valkyrie III on
mere fluke, or as the result Of an acct
dent
Much talk is heard to-day Of new
yachts to be built ITO meet Defender, IL
the American syndicate boat should
come over here and to challenge for the
Americas Cup. In addition 10 the out
ter winch Is to be built for the Prince
OF Wales, 1t is reported that Lord Rose
berry is likely to build a yacht, and q
rich Scotch syndicate is also ready TO
enter the lists.
The Sun says: There is 80 very Mttla
true sportsmanMke feeling In America
that yesterdays cheering for the winner
Is charming"
men cannot stomach victory tainted
with unfair conditions, and would rath-
er see Va1kyrie return home without
single race than flying flag unfairly
earned"
Inc Star says: Neither Lord Dun
raven nor any other Enghshman would
wish to receive an advantage by a mis-
hap. From yesterdays race it seems
clear that we cannot gain the cup this
year"
The Pail Mall Gazette this afternoon
says: IF Defender was put at dis
advantage by the accident. we shall
find little satisfaction if the decision
favoTs Va1kyrie''
The SIT. James Gazette in its article
observes: 1T is a good thing that the
race was not SAILED here, as 1t might
be difficult to persuade Americans that
1t was mere accident Defender was
on a port tack, why the invariable rule
that port tack vessels give way was not
followed
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
A Practical Hint to Inventors.

It is somewhat amusing to see how
often an inventor will pursue sub
ject that has been exhausted.
One Of the shrewdest Of his class
very cautiously told friend while sit
ting in the lobby of one of the lead
Ing hotels uptown that he had struck
something and, in fact, it was de-
vice really needed In our civilization.
The friend smiled and said: "My boy,
( supposedly invented the same iden-
teal thing fifteen years ago. Before
[ took out patent I had the patent
office searched, and the reply came
back: Your device is old; was invent
ed ton years ago.
The patent Office ought always to be
searched bsfors big fees are rolled up.
Hardware.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
ROYAL PAUPERs SHOULD BE BARRED

Trades Union Congress Favors Salaries for
the Commoners.
Cardiff, Sept. Sat the session Of the
Trades Union Congress to-day the Par
Hamentary committee was instructed
to urge upon Parliament the passage Of
a bill declaring for the principal Of
payment Of salaries to members or the
House Of Comons.
Mr.. Sexton, delegate from Liver
pool, in seconding q motion for the
adoption Of a resolution in favor Of the
prohibition of the landing of pauper
aliens, said he wished to include with
in the scope Of the resolution royal
paupers who arrive without visible
means Of subsistence, but who soon
found them.
These, Mr. Saxton said, were the men
who controlled the empire while the
poor British taxpayers har no rights at
ell.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
GREAT SCOTT!

Sam'l w. Augenstein is the greatest
man in town, and when you want any
thing cheap and all the household
goods necessary, go at once to 512
Ninth street n. W. You will be sur
prised. Just SO and look in, if nothing
else.
Pretty ladies to wait on you; accom-
modating and polite.
Mr.. Augenstein is the most enter
prislng man in town, and keep the best
and cheapest goods in the city.
Articles for 10 cents that will cost so
cents elsewhere 5I2 Ninth st. H. w.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
CITY BREVITIES.

The Presbyterians gave very sue
cessful excursion Tuesday, the 10th in
slant.
Mrs. Lulu Ford Jackson is quite sick.
1t is the wish of her host of friends that
she will soon recover.
Miss Sara Lewis, one of our best
school teachers, is convalescent. We
hope she will be able to enter upon her
duties the 23d.
Miss Gertrude L. Merritt, recent
graduate of the Washington high
school and Howard University normal,
has been offered a school in the far
West. Miss Merritt is quite favorite,
and her many friends would have her
remain among them.
The Commissioners should give Mr..
Augenstein the amount he wants for
his school building on G. street.
The next mass meeting of the
Brotherhood of st. Andrew will be
held at st. Luke's Church on Mon
day evening, October 9TH.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
P0PES INVITATION REJECTED.
Archbishop Of Canterbury Protests Again
Reunion With the Catholic Cburch.

Archbishop Of Canterbury Protests Against
Reunion With the Catholic Church.
London, Sept. s-The Archbishop of
Canterbury has issued a long pastoral
letter dealing fifth the .Pope's recent let
.nce in the Church OF England lately of
certain foreign usa1ss and forms of de-
votion.
He recognizes tho desire for reunion as
Characteristic of our times, and admits
hat divisions among Christians are the
chief obstacles to the progress Of the Cos
pei. He accepts the many expressions of
anxiety for delivery from these divisions
rs sign of Gods purpose. but protests
Roman innovations in the ritual and doc
trine'
He contends that "the suggested reunion
mly means forgetting our own church."
md exhorts olergymen and churchmen as
their first duty "to preserve the purity of
the faith and practice which character
lzed our primitive Catholic spiritual re-
formation
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
STUB ENDS OF THOUGHT.

Intellect is a dewomanizer.
Talent is hereditary; genius is not.
Latent energy is akin to laziness
Doubt the honesty that needs to be
ID.
We criticize the strong and pity the
Tcak
Experience comes high, but we must
ave it.
Sarcastic people should wear gloves
II their words.
More women love rascally men than
aen love rascally women.
If one wants fortune he must not be
particular about how he grabs
.er as she flies.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
HOWARD UNIVERSITY NOTES.
President Rankin is back.

President Rankin is back.
Prof. Miller has not yet returned.
Repairs and painting of the buildings
are nearly finished.
1t is rumored that an executive meet
ing is soon to be held which will pass
upon the question of reinstallation of
Prof. ]. NJ. Gregory,
Mr.. Elmer c. Campbell has beeu
appointed TO a professorship in the
new colored school at St. Louis, hav-
ing successfully passed an examination
for the position some time ago.
Miss Minnie L. Gibson will be prin-
cipal of the Industrial Seminary at
Leesburg, Va. Miss M. l.. Jones was
chosen a normal teacher at the Spring
meeting of the board of trustees. All
are 'e5 graduates.
College, Preparatory, Normal and
industrial Departments open Septem
Der Is. Medical, Dental, and Pharma-
2eutical October 2.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
From the Evening Star
ENLARGED TO EIGHT PAGES

EMANUEL To LIIHI AIES.
The Washington BEE appeared Sat
urday, enlarged and substantially inn
proved, as an eight-page paper. 1t
also presented many illustrated fea-
lures, including portraits of Major
Moore, Commissioner Ross and other
Districtofficials and prominent citizens.
The general tone and character of the
Bee sustain the place and name it has
made for itself under the editorial
management of William Calvin Chase.
The leading editorial Saturday
pledges support to Gov. Mckinley's
candidacy for President.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
CATHOLIC WOMEN AS PROFESSORS.
Mgr. SatoM on the Admission Of Women ia
the University.

Chicago, Sept. 11.-Mgr. Satolh, who
has been spending q few days Ia the
city eh route from St. Paul, left yestsr-
day for Washington. Mgr SatoM was
asked regarding the announcement from
Washington that woman's department.
would be organized at the Catholic Uni
vsrsity Of America, In which the full
course of instruction would be given by
female professors.
The prelate said the Church had never
opposed the admission of women profess
sors Or students to the Church universi-
ties and that the present movement In fa-
vor Of the higher education Of women was
In reality only Q revival of state Of at
fairs which existed prior to the fifteenth
century at Padua, Salamanca, and Bologrs
universities.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
woMATs DRESS III NAns,

Miss Mech and Her NethsR Burned
Severely ae white Mills.
Chatham, Sept S.-Miss Matte Mech
was badly burned 1t White Mills SAtsr-
day. She lifted q kettle from ths stove
and the dame0 burst out setting Are TO her
dress. seriousiy burning her about the
back and side.
Her mothers hands were also quite badly
burned n hsg st1s0ok 20 rescue her dAsSh-
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
fErom the Athens Clipper.

The last issue of the Washington
BEE presents a very pleasant appear
ance to the public. 1t has eight pages
Astounding in rich reading matter. Ed
itor Chase has lost none of his old
time vigor in welding the pen. The
Clipper congratulates the Bee and
hopes it and its editor may live many
years to sting the enemies of the race.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
GEN.HARRIsoN FOND OF THIS STATE.
He is Negotiating With DIR. Webb for Land
In the Adirondacks.

Old Forge, Sept. 6.-Ex-President
Harrison is negotiating with DR.. Sew
ard Webb for a number of lots in the
Adirondacks, near here. Some time ago
he endeavored to buy the land around
Big Moose Lake which is owned by DR..
Webb. The hand was found to be in
litigation, however, and General Harri-
SON will not be able to get it. Since
then he has been given the refusal Of
Eve lots on First Lake.
Saratoga, Sept. 6.-Ex-President Ben
tamin Harrison has leased a Saratoga
cottage for three months, and will oc-
:upy it with members Of his family after
eaVing the AdirondankS
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
From the Western Optic. |

The Washington, d. c., BEE is out
in a new dress of type, and with its
improved makeup now ranks with the
foremost Negro newspapers in Amer
lea. May the Bee improve each shin
ing hour.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
EDITORIAL CHIPS.

The greatest dish of crow the Color
ed American ever swallowed was
when the model\) for aspiring youth
made him retract all that it said about
him.
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
TFrom the Southern Forge. |

The Washington BEE comes to us
this week in great shape. 1t has new
head and twice the size. Brother
Chase is going ahead. And if you
bother the Bee you'll get stinged."
The Washington bee. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1884-1922, 1895-09-14
from the Baltimore Standard

The Washington BEE comes to us
this week in an eight-page form, and
much improved every way. Editor
Chase is to be congratulated.