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Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-02
.aAnr POINTS.

-, tall the exact truth.
s.s.y vii 'srn . man more 'A''
,n,. vbss . story y funny. u
true. 1880. rr,... sh.~s
10 throw away =.
for them TO die.
- 4 an awfully good hun 70
.sss troubles appear.
:. never knows what IL coming
!, 81. riga, on 20 him.
= ops thing to the credit Of cid
mar accumulate no kin.
man stops smoking. and be-
~, he feels mighty shsepish.
nth n future isn't as interest
..oDls as . woman with past
e 81 q boy how his boil Is. be
n, j, the bsndags and show you.
people ima"ins that as soon a.
=, married. they must kiss In
AN expects 10 amount TO any
| 1, must accomplish Il In spite Of
iuek
I.,,ins men are beginning 70 re-
4 ~, women have too much idle
90 their hands,
Ia are lots OF men who are pretty
,,.,y but who are ~ absolutely
I, a dried eurran,s.
,osasn should give way TO grief:
!, Keep her hair frizred. and every.
1 rsy come around all right.
L. all the women rsciie these
Thsy will simply have TO quit
|, men are shy enough as IL is.
~ a. people like TO hear secrets
h,s the greatest admiration for
s,ssas Who have never told them
! hare noticed that when . man 10
kasAsa about advertising. he says
VI -Shihk about H. or see you
,eople should remember when
N hat Death keeps bis white
\ raay With the harness on In this
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-02
Had to Draw the Line.

Poole. the tailor, was an accommo.
dating gentleman. and was often in
vited to the houses of 1.-The great"
When staying with a certain nobleman,
he was asked one morning by his host
what he thought of the party who had
assembled the night before. why,
very pleasant indeed, your grace, but
perhaps little mixed. Hang it all,
Poole" responded the jovial peer, II
couldn't have all tailors"
The man is very poor who can put his
vi, kas In. IN trnx, SAT
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-02

Clerk-Mr. Petersbe's watch that no
brought in to be fixed / find has since
begun TO go all right of its own accord
Jeweler-When he comes in tell him.
the handspring is broken and the fly
wheel is off its lever, but that we can
have it ready by the end of the week.
Charges, 81. so. Judge.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-02

Michael C'ilhooly date acqneduct
eontractor) Any more visitors to-day.
Mary Ami"
Mary Ann Gllhooly Nav; but we
Inv rot an invite to Mrs Elites lawn
marty next Wednesday.
Michael Gilhooly laundry party,
do yer mcang All, shunr. Now ] KIN
understand why the ladies about
here have their wash'day printed on
cards. Judge.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-02
oyerentbusia.t,c.

Advertising extremes don't always
work. One enterprising restaurant
keeper in town surprised his customers
and many others few weeks ago by
displaying in his window this sign,
Our ice cream is hot stuff" He
worked in his slang all right, but won
dered why trade fell Oft -Syrscuss
Post
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-02

ss locomotive near Washington
AIRY lave miles In thirty three
a ana for = part OF tho distance
y iAs rate % i0z miles an hour.
sap 90 the north vail Of the
street Eiaiioa Of the Pennsyl-
nilfoAd in Philadeiphia IL aftssn
sAss and izE feet long. and 10 said
o. largest map In the world
issomss from the London daily
~ afs thus put dawn Daily Tsie.
I'D. 90. Times. fi7o. 900. Stan
1850. Morning Pesss" ftS. 900;
cAfoaleis. 10000. and Daily
i,a.sco,
q estimated thai 20 per cent Of
sss manufactured BY Tennessee
Z ss,sids Of tho southern states. II
70 b the issurits iron with pipe.
ise EtoSs makers In the east and
. fetal wheat crop Of New Tea
W kis year 10 s.sis.ooo bushels.
sesla lsss than for the previous
u 10 estimated that the colony
lave 10 import 500. 900 bushels 10
" esn reagiFsmsnta
Ne four aa;lonslitiss making 10
ssslaiion Of Great Britain and Ire
Ne Scotch are the heaviest men.
susfs weight being Scotch. asa
-. Welsh. iss.s pounds. English.
ssHes. Irish. isti pounds
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-02

One can of tomatoes, one pint of soup
stock or beef lea, two tcaspoonsfuls Of
-four. one cupfnl of milk. one teaspoon
full of butter, sugar. salt. one-half tea
spoonful of soda. Melt the butter in
the soup pot, add the tomato and stock.
Boil until the tomatoes airs thoroughly
cooked. then strain through sieve.
Put back over the fire. and when boil.
ing hot add the milk, -four. sugar. salt
and soda rubbed perfectly smooth to-
gether. As soon as thickened take
from the stove aud serve with small
squares of toasted bread
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-02

We will give fi00 reward for any case of
catarrh that can not be cured with Halls
Catarrh Cure Taken internally.
FL CHENEY & CO.. Props. Toledo. o.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-02
Ammunition Wastet,

Every mother should always have st hand
a b Ill Of arker's Gin -er Tonic Nothing else 20.
goo for pain Weakness. colds aud sleeplessness.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-02

am entirely cured of hemmorrhage Of
lungs by Piso's Cure for Consumption
Louisa LISDAMASS, Bethany, Mo, Jan 8,
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-02

Billiard table, secondhand, for sale
cheap Apply 10 or address, II. G. AKIN,
5ll $. 18th ST.. Omaha, Neb.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-02
The Tables Turned.

Now IL the time 20 cure your Corns
with Hinnerc1rDs IL takes tEem IL perfectly gfvee
comfort the feet. ask your drss gist for f. l5e
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-02

Nerve Restorer. No Fits after the first day 3 usa
Marvellous Treatise and 81 trial bottle feet
tncases send % Or. kim. 81 Arch 81, Phnas fA.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-02

r. sso true greatness .Ics,t th.
sus q usssalnrs.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-02
Charges Just Dine Same.

Hegeman's Camphor lee with Giycertns.
Chilblzns, Piles. &C. c. @. Clark Co., New Haven. A
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-02

sssEtaed miltweed -an h. used 20
F'Ass lis seed yislis = me oil,
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-02

["'es AN 'hAs male o. pl0ns
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-02

'Hanson's Magic Corn salvs."
Warranted 10 cure money refunded Ash ysG'
druggist for It Price is cents.
lsnlIiar o,,ranrflinifias do NOT AZ IL, l.irrlas
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22
In Fond Remembrance of Mabel
Hecker.

Died, at Crabtree, March 9th, 1895,
Mabel Hecker, aged yrs. 10 mos. 9 das.
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. II. A. Hecker.
The remains were inferred ut the Locke
cemetary, OF Benton county, Or. The
bereaved parents have the sympathy of
all, through kindness in aifliction and
death, during the illness OF their darling
child. Little Mabel has departed this
life in early bloom, she was bright and
shining angel among all her playmates
and was loved and adored by all who
knew her. The brightness OF her life
made her footsteps light, she had friends
wherever she went and was the pride
and joy OF her parents. She loved all
and when dead saddened all, for the un-
expected stroke was worse than death.
Her illness was not long, but her suffer
ing was great. Little Mabel was a bright
and shining star always bright and
happy. She stood the suffering with
patience, all she said was mamma,
can't stand it much longer" How she
will be missed at home, one place i,
vacant, but will be filed in Heaven
She has passed over the river to the
other shore and joined the Heavenly
band. The angels have taken her home
at last, where she will dwell forever
more. Dear father and mother do moi
weep for We know thy loss is great; but
Mabel will be watching and waiting Il
meet you at the beautiful gate.
BY sincere friend, LESA MILLER.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22
Very Plain Talk.

The Pendie,on Tribune ieels very bad
ly over something, and yet il laiks with
some jndgemen; after all. Though not
many will aiuai, it, The following is Ger
tainly good specimen of satire, though
rather causiic in its nature:
/. is remarkable how unyielding some
newspaper men are in giving the world
the benesls o. their knowledge concern
ing public men. Far instance. iise edi-
tor o! three newspapers at the capital oI
this state have kncwn The nes senator
''ior long time" and in their estimation
he now stands without a peer il the
state. I; il singular ;ha; Of all three OF
these editors it never dawned upon any
ore O. them before the end Of the session
that there was srich 4 man in the state
as Mr.. Mcbride. Tisey had lived in the
same city with The neN ssna' or Tor many
years. know him personally" eu, o
the score or more men mentioned by
them q: different times as "eminsntly
qualified" TO I'LL the bill. the name Of
W. Mcbride was with unerring regulasi-
ty omitted. The less said in iaysr of
Mr Mcbride by such papers, the better
will bs for him. The election Of such
msn ia only the ineyitsblc resals Of die
organization within = pariy-d'sloyal;y
OF mel 10 their party ! rinciples ard their
qiter disregard for every consideration
except the satisfaction Of knowing that
they .'dowaed" this one or that one. IL
is lc rtunAte tha; greater mistakes are
20; often made The result oi the elec
tiou OF marplo,s and dsmsated politicians
to the state legislature.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22
SATURDAY NIGHT THOUGHTS.

The past has been court week aid Lex
has ruled in our city. The session has
been noticeable for the lack Of excite
ment and interest in connection with is.
There were only few trials OF important
civil cases, in which Judge Burnett dis
played his usual astuteness OF judgment,
ard quick dscernment. Not single GRIM
NAL case came up for trial. Thegrand
jury did all the trying. though it may be
remarked that some OF it was OF the COM
promise Character. In the two cases
that came before the court only one re-
euired an escort for the defendant on his
way out of the city, and his journey was
to the reform school. A paper in an ad-
joining county boasts oi nearly forty
,esrs sentences in the penitentiary at a
recent term OF court. The DEhocRAT
takes greater pleasure in boasting OF not
single years sentence to the peniten-
tiary. 1t is true that this was only part
OF the docket. Judge Hewitt will finish
the work in couple weeks, but his bus
mess will be entirely without jury.
A thing tha. struck the DEMOCRAT IN the
| proceedings oi the court was the number
of cases settled. That indicates haste,
and yet il is true that there are often
cases where only such prodding will
bring a person TO time. Some people
blame the lawyer for unnecessary iiti-
CATION; but it is fact that as many
times the client il a. the bottom OF 1t,
and If the lawyer didn't take the case il
would go to some other lawyer. Lawyers
dlscourage litigation more than they get
credit for, and m-ny is the attorney who
will use his best efforts to secure a com
promise. There is sort Of prevailing
idea that the legal fraternity always se-
cures the commencement oi suit u
possible, something that 10 not tue.
There is also an idea abroad that the
lawye. gets the kernel and the client the
shucks, this is sometimes true; but Is
far from the rule. AS mattel oil fact
there are many instances continually
occurring where the lawyer gets ohiY
shueks. The numoer of cases where he
gets almost nothing is many. There are
upright lawyers and dishonest ones, the
sams as there are OF any other profes-
sion; but altogether you will ind the
legal profession composed oi men o
pretty good morals. Some declare thaI
they are SLOW about attending TO theil
own Obligations; bu, in this also yo1
vii! fnd tia, they are just about th'
same as in other professions. Some ar
and .ome are NOT. A member oi tn
journalistic profession should De the las
TO ever complain on This point
Law is the backbone OF a good ciSillEs
ton, and il will be found ths. eour
week itself, and the fear OF it, does mucl
to keep men straight, and that the las
yer, n central figure in it, as 4 rule doe
his part pretty well in the great dram
OF John DoeagI Richard Roe
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

Eastern papers are full o. Ttiihy,
George Du Manrer's new novel. wha, q
wonderful difference in tastes The
editor OF The DEMocRAT attempted TO
read Trilby. but il vas too much for
him. II would not have cost a cent; bat
We couldn't take The dose. Thee is
nothing attractive in Dn MsureT'a style.
As an ar.is. he is "a siif and wsarisome
as the imagination can picture. For
years he has given an illustration for
Harper's Monthly. pretended semi
comic affair. The faces OF fifteen years
ago have the same unnatural stare on
them that the faces OF today possess, a
stare that a2grevates the sensitive mind,
particularly when taken monthly for
years. II is immaterial whether the
subject is an old man or woman, "a young
man or woman, dog or parrot, it has
that same stare. Dn Maurer never gave
an illustration th&t wae not full OF stares.
What the editor of the DENocRAr read
o! Trilby was afflicted ia the came way
in literary sense, and nothing short of
a small fortune would have induced US
to have read to finish this Trilby ,atout
which so much is being said, and over
which 50 many ere acting very foo ishly.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22
PETER on the Recent Congress.

The following views Of the populist
leader w, A. Peffer on the recent con-
gress will surprise many who have
watched his rampant attitude in the
legislative halls. Mr. PETER talks in
very mild, docile kind Of q manner Here
is what he says in letter to The World:
The Fifty third congress has been one
of the most remarkable in our history,
not because OF what It accomplished.
nor of what IL failed to accomplish, but
rather because OF its inability 10 COM
prehend the nature and extent Of social
and industrial disorders prevailing, and
its consequent hel lplcssness in the face Of
the great problems OF the time.
The country 10 undergoing radical
changes. During many years The gen.
eral level of prices has been falling, and
business depression, lack OF employment,
poverty, want AMI distress prevailed.
The people quite generally believed that
in some way our legislative and financial
methods were largely responsible for
the general unrest.
Notwithstanding both of the great
parties had officially declared in favor of
the use OF silver coin as standard money
they declared that silver was the chief
disturbing element in the situation, and
this congress was called together in ex-
ira session within four months after the
Inauguration OF the presen. Administra-
ton for the express purpose Of repeating
the only law that required the coinage
Of silver dollars. Instead OF relieving the
situation, however, the action OF con-
gress served to intensity the distress.
Then relief was promised through a
revision OF the tariff. but that expert
ment proved TO be s.upendous failure,
and resort was had to the purchase oi
gold Congress was asked for authority
to issue and sell bonds, bu. no snch au
thority was granted, and the secretary
of the treasury proceeded without it. A
hnrired and fifty million dollars in
bonds have been issued, and $50 900 DOC
| in gold purchased with them. Slill re-
lief has not come. January, 1895, shows
the lowest range OF prices ever recorded
Three efforts and all failures. The coa-
gress goes out without having passed oil
proposed one measure in any way cal
culated to improve conditions.
And this is not from lack Of ability OF
the part Of its members, for in ,ha. re-
spect it averages we'll; but it Was be-
cause they could sot agree in tnei
diagnosis OF the disease from which th'
country is suffering, and of courss dig.
tered concerning the proper remedies,
The majority party frankly confesses
its failure. and the republican party i
in no hurry TO assume responsibility 10
legislation Both parties are lookinl
for something TO turn up which vii
throw light on troublesome questions
They now turn to France and German.
and hail the appearance Of bimetalli
, symptoms in their national Legislatures
II The Fiity-third congress will be re
t membered chiefly because. first. the ma
! ioritT party failed to redeem the pledge
e 10 its insbility to comprehend ths scop
E OF ITS duties, and its consequent; help
q lessness in front Of great Issues; shif
Y because OF its subseryiency TO class II
}, terests.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

Denver, March I4--[Sinoe the suicide
Of Lingg. the anarchist. IN tie jail 4; Chi
czgo. there has been no sesord Ct such !
boldly planned sziCiie 2x that of lioise
FeidI. an Austrian. in thi> cisy to-day.
Fiedl killed himself c. Logan sven1e. =
fashionable thoso1ghtzre. II uiddzy. &
exploding 1, EArai:e cartridge, ebcas ! ;.
inches IN diameter and four lEc5es Asns.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

ToLEDo, 0 March 15--Guy Monroe, $
i0-year-old hov, Vas rcn over in Octo
bsr 1898. by Wheeling ( Lake Erie e.
gins, and % bsdlT r1znsled that il vas
found necessary "a :uputzte both iezs.
Suit vas brought For s75, ,eo1. and yssseF-
day the case went 20 the Jury A verdict
"a. reiurEti io- SD 90. largest ever
rendered II i.si= county Tor personal
dzmzgp.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

MEYERS In Albany, on Friday
evening, March Is, 1895, after an illness
OF several weeks of liberation of the
stomach, Melissa, wife ofJoseph Meyers,
at the age Of about thirty-two years.
The deceased was born in Oregon, and
was the daughter of Mr.. Cal. Stewart,
of Benton county. She was member
of the Baptist church and of the Ladies
Of the Maccahees. The deceased leaves
an excellent record rs Christian
woman, good mother, wife and neigh
Dor. 4 husband and son, Johnny, aged
about twelve years, survive her. Funeral
services will be held tomorrow in the
Baptist church at Ii m aud will be con-
Quoted by Rev. Mckee. The remains will
be buried in the family burying ground
in Benton county, and the services will
be conducted by the Maccabees.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

The Hillsboro Indeps sndent lays the
extravaganza Of the recent legislature 10
the ways and means committee Wha,
il says is readable. One &C: severely
criticised is the appropriation bill. with
out saying it is ex:rayagant Or economi
cal lie, attention be called TO the person
mel OF the ways and means committee.
That committee Was joint body COM
posed OF ten members, five from each
house. As is we'll known. the senate wss
dominated and organized By that portion
OF the party for which the oregolian was
spokesman. Simon was President Of the
senate and appointed the standing com
miitees. On the committee from senate
were Bancroft, Patterson, GAlbrea,h
Dawson, all supporters of Mr.. Dolph and
Raley, Democrat. From The house were
Paxton aud Smith OF Polk. Dolph men,
With Wright. Gates and HOier Of the
'taesion''-six against three with Raley
TO hear from. Now what th@ Oregoussn
"reformers" chose TO put in the sppro-
priaiion bill went there and there 1t
stayed. II there have been extrayagun;
appropriations then Mr. Simon in the ap-
pointment OF the committee is responsi-
sle for them.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

The practice OF some justices oil the
peace of holding nearly every man ar
rested aud brought before them for the
grand jury at a big expense was well
shown up in the result OF the cases be-
fore the recent grand jury, where moi
tire bills" were found in foar or five
cases and only two true bills handed in
Justices could save the county good
dea l'of expense by using better judgment
in such matters.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

The city council should make arrange
ments at a very early day for another
nightwatchman. Albany is too big to
try TO get along with one all-night man.
A city council composed of reasonable
men should have no trouble in making
choice. II necessary ls. there be an
all nights session, and keep voting
without food or sleep until choice is
made. That would bring the matter TO
a focus.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

For eighty years OF the lie OF this re
public, gold aud silver marched side By
side as primary money. at a parity. By
infAmy unparalleled, silver wss stricken
down and debased by the hirelings oil
the gold power. and since that time the
bond-holdefs have been slowly ou,
surely conEscatiug the property OF the
nation. When will this merci.ess rob.
berry of the people ase?-Sheridsn Sun,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22
Astoria is being oyerrun with fab

Astoria is being overrun with lakes
One is said to be seen on nearly every
corner. Serves them right in some re-
respects, for there are no bigger cinchers
in the world .han in that city. 1t was
the sheriff OF Clatsop county who put
$500 costs on So4 in taxes Once the
writer filed deed with the county clerk
there the legal fee for which was75 cents
The clerk charged 81. These are sam
pes of Astoria ssyls, and If any fake car
get in and beat an Astorian he must bs
a very lively kind of chap
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

The Salem Journal called the Oregon
ian names and here is the result told by
the Journal: The Portland Oregonian
has cut off The Journal from its exchange
list, and The Journal has, to day, reluc.
family dropped the great Portland daily
from its list. The Sun has sprung up
into as good paper as the oregonian
ever was aud no one really has to have
the 0regonian.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22
the Land of Discoveries

vhy lay awake all night coughing, when
,har mos; elective and agreeable remedy.
SANTA AblE. will give yea immediate
relief? SANTA Abe i the ouly guzran-
,eed cure for Consumption. Asthma and ali
Bronchial Complaints Sold in co,sies at
'51c and 81 Three fssr CO -. Foshay &
,a asoE will be plesei TO sapply you. ana
gaAran,sc rslief when psed as directed.
CALIFORNIA CAT-R-. IRE never fails
10 relieve Caiarrh or Geld in tie Bead.
SiT tsionlhs trea,u.sn;, by mail, siio
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

Gold is an honest dollar; but when it's
friends crowded out silver and demone-
tized 1t, it did very dishonest ast. Ten
silver dollars are just exactly as honest
AZ an eagle. This couple should never
have been divorced. There should be
another marriage ceremony backed Gy
the modern idea, on the ratio OF l6 to l.,
and tied with legal tender knot that
will allow no foolishness. There is a
place for both gold and silver, and a big
place for a good deal of the latter these
daYa.