New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-10-05
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

CANA time ago James Foley, OF Vheatiand, near
Rochester purchased his drinking wa er supply from
ph,,ip c. Dickinson. Shortly aftTward, "hne
pIov,np dominoes with his family enc evening q
grunt,ng sound heard causing me ci. f =.
H,rrn and exclaim. whats that? suadehiy !"
ya',pod ,,ron Foley that he had swallowed some
live thing while drinking the water lie al once
soueht legal advice but no lawyer mas yet oe."
found who will take his case. lie 'iaihs VIA. ''
animal inside him Is a frog. He ays recent! >"
church the frog kicked up such fuss in nls
stomach singing and roaring ana disturbing '"'
,nee,ng that he walked out or chucn.
Best He could DDo you guarniee the me p croSS
eyed with the pug nose ah phoiographe
.hut I can guarantee a good likeness -V'n''seN
Tribune.
r, caross ~ the s+mprimeurs," or
nss nrin,ers held at Marseilles. Inder the presi-
dencv of NJ Barthelet, closed its sifinss on t'ie ~
Of septembcr with banquet. Trre were p'ess
ar this banquet as guests many represen'''"e' V
the printing trades, and among thin the seo'e'
% the "F'ederation OF Book Worke's ana 'ne l'es.
dent OF the Syndicate Chamoe OF iSpos'aH"
workmen. of Marsellles. NJ. Baruelet. VINO j. OF.
- .ha ,u,o nubshers OF lie Semiphore, delivered
On a,ocusn. speech in which he declared tna' 'ne
congress had prepared the basis or union o. a..
the "maitres-imprlmeurs In trarce' ne eAp's
hts confidence In the maintenance Oh l''e'''S -
t,ops between employers and empbyes, WEIGH "ou''.
he consolidated, thanks to the system % M
conferences 10 be held with the Fronch feue'a''o"
o., tho Book Workers. NJ. Barthelet ended MS ora
,,on which was warmly applauded wkh these
orls "It is therefore with the assent OF our guests
and Of YOU all my dear colleagues, VptsEapne''
li;hoeraphers, photo-engravers. etc' 'na' u'''"
the progress of printing. through the union anu
concord of all is adopts, great ana sinai po'S'~ ~
workmen Parisians prov!ncials
,,tso,n~ehendel- Barretts." said tP YOUNG
man suddenly II must see your fatner ,. me-
something very dear to me; something VA ''
am y,r me-: This is so suddenr' said tn young
"S ,Whv not so very sudden. announced ny name
"a candidate for Councilman more tnah io1 -b,cs~o
ago. DO you think he VIII vote 'or me-
Dispatch
puovrus Ohio CLERGYMAN with eyeto busi-
,oss nuh,ishes : weekly programme OF in' church
services interspcrsed with advertisements. y pai"
s,,nh exhorting the people 10 praise 'hel !"
followed By a rafting "ad.' of hafdwar No.,
An lad" beginning. Good butter sp"''a.'' Io'-
lows a paragraph beginning. What oWeS' 'ou ". '
,ba IorI?" After an exhor;aton that eos 4"
tho next world no offerings are needed ONES a"
.aa " hao,nn,ng Trade with Meyer & hlrsch.
,rd after paragraph referring TO the foriu "
o, tbare is an "ad." about Fresh ane smoker
meats" The advertisers probably pay ox'a 10,
nos,tion next to pure reading matter ias
,., raading matter suggests an lnclShl t"a'
,,rroi moi long since IN this city. An avertsseE
80, 4, tha publication office OF sensatloai Jour-
naI nbich makes a specially OF printing cahoa.s
- 90, rates for an "ad." Why not have our ai
49,, % nure reading natter asked pc c'e'A'
"Crea, Scott" was the reply. l dich ho" ~"
had any pure reading matter
Found Them Useful.-watts-Do you thik IL Goes
any good belong ' SO semi many over 10 Euroe used
ROVE ~ initiais Of all OF them 10 my nine w"ev
70 a1S ., n NJ hotel. and got al sos ~
d.sersnce from the clerks ana waiters'-u"
Journal
c.s,,,ss-I tell you. Younshusoana 'ess'' ~
his pretty wife IN great style - ,-,.rs.
~ ,or,ds-That's all right; but her worm t''en1'
- m for II BY giving her dressing CIV" ""'"'
ever they talk about her
,,or,e,, Of suspense-Phy s!cian-le easy 800 "
see Sir that you are on the Ne'Se % Nv
tration , "a, M.
,,ts.n.,"or tarmiy)-Thtn nave peeh nt' ia
!, rnS - vou are suburban commute, 1pa.o,a
an ~, sa~ep minutes TO train time'-V'hVe' 49,
wacgs-I tell YOU II makes mo feel proc 70 s',-,
49,. 90 ss,,ine American man has evereen @"'"''
, sr' . ruropean title OF nobility =.
GagSs-I guess that's because '"e'e
! enough OF them for America" S
cus,omer-Cant you wait upon me: az liver.
/ hare Tor nearly an hour Two Po"'~ "
please A, ,h.re.rc three orfour ahea1
"u.."e surely YOU don't want your Nu WV
orrdsrs(san Francisco Chrohle'e