The evening world., 1895-05-27
HERE'S A BGhcH OF ADVICE.
Read II md Resolve Not TO Have
Need Of II Again . Week
from Now.

from Vow.
Opportunities. like eggs. come one at
a time" We hope you did. not miss yes
terday's one great opp ,ty-the op-
portunity to read The Sunday World.
II you missed that paper. you missed
the fascinating story OF Saint Peregrt-
nus. who has been brought whole to this
country to work miracles and help build
q church.
Opportunity has hair In front. put Is
bald behind. II vow Hhlaet her. seize her
by the forelock. fof love himself cannot
catch her again II once let slip" When
he wrote this. old NJ. Rabelais meant
to prophesy that Sunday Worlds would
all sell out early. and that the man who
failed to get one before breakfast would
make his Hfe's mistake. Rabelais would
have read yesterdays Sunday World
with delight and proft. 1t would have
made him better man. for 1t was a
moral paper-he wasn't moral-and II
would have excited even his blase bosom.
We supposr that he would have been
most deeply interested In the story of
the plump girl who booms bicy cles. or.
perhaps, in the Oscar Wilde conviction.
with Its picture of the happily extinct
iguanodon. Rabelais. being now dead.
has an excuse for missing The Sunday
World. but what excuse have you. II you
did miss 1t?
Can you look your grandmother or any
other female relative In the face II you
cannot tell her all about the eight fas-
cinating old ladies' who draw pensions
for the war OF l1I6?
You surely would not admit that you
know !ess that Thoma "a kcmpis knew.
and even he know enough to say "Thc
wealth OF both the Indies carnot re-
deem one single opportunity which you
have once let ship" Mr.. a-Kemps
meant this to apply particularly TO the
reading of The Sunday World.
Are you aware OF the fact that n GER
tain small monkey has finer brain
than yours? You ought to know this
You would know II II you had read the
1 sunday World yesterday. II you wan
tonly missed the chance to read The
great newspaper. We opine that ih'
monkey brain story was meant esre'
cially for you.
20 Thor. wcr nicht IN Augsnblici
den wahren Augenbick ergreft. Wcr
] 'N" ~ ''Nps' .NosS' 49, ~ ''''N'
mach der seite schweift." This Is
pointed German reflection composed, /
rs said by Sheriff TamsenI upon thos'
who ever allow a Sunday World - pas
them. Get him to translate It tor you
/! will shame you.
DO you feel the need Of Ia laI;n.rr? IL
YOU? Then why did you not g, III
colored supplement that was part o
Yesterdays Sunday World? rIat sup
.cmt =, was as fll. Of humor A. Mayo
strong Is o. -elorm. and fuller !
Puck, Judge and life tcge:her ara wort
80 cents that supplement was wort
easily a dollar ten You nov wish yo
had hurried out 10 set the paper. Ger
tainly. but remember In future tia
"a liberanio sicre petit occisio." ant
don't let 1t occur again.
| The account OF the pretty hght tina
| Is On between Byrnes and the Pole
{ mm!sslunor.' made goJi AMI ediiy u
reading for sunday. you would not has
missed that. The tale Of the Bro1k!y
girl who keeps house IN s. n month
doing all the marketing with thu
amount would have been splendi
Thing to throw up to your wife occi
s.onally. You ought u have read tina
in The Sunday World DO you STAN
mer? II is-wc say 1t In all kindness
your own fault II you continue Z
stammer. In the Sunday world yes'cr
day you could have learned now to car
yourself
Don't you think that as a man, pretend
ing to the highest fin de steele culturt
YOU should have read washington !
Connor'.i and Mayor PIUsrec's article
They We're published ~ yesterday
Sunday World exclusively. Is II fair
yourself or TO your helploss tit.e chi
uccn TO let slip cultur. wnen II can b
fad-a part OF !, in colors-for nve cents
II w-u!d be possible u write o
! through column after colamn tcarN
the heart-strings OF those who failed
get the S9nday World with description
OF wAai they missed But mercy
am1ns .ur spec! !a.'ics. We repeat u
advice OF FIttachus, who was a sal
"ks.rou gnoti." and trust that ne
Sunday you will no, deprive yourse
OF Sundays ch.efest delight. nanei,
| The Sunday World.