The San Francisco call., 1895-10-12

Civilization Will have to drop Turkey in
the garbage barrel.
In attending to your fall trading don't
forget home goods.
When politicians make trade the peo-
pie get bad bargain.
Spain has had her three strikes at Cuba
and she ought to be out.
The political boss never works except
when he works the people.
If Henry NJ. Stanley is lost in California,
let US hope he is also lost in admiration.
The wood that a politician saws never
helps his wife much in running the kitchen
fire.
At the Democratic reform feast Buckley
rises like Banquo's ghost and will not
down.
In carrying Indianapolis Democracy
seems TO have been carried away with
itself
Democracy IN Ohio is making about as
much noise as a drum that is being well
beaten.
Hawaii may continue to be a paradise,
but they can hardly call 1t a pacific one
any more.
Hot Springs has a good outlook for lot
OF free advertising without even having
fight for it.
There seems to be a candidate for every
thing except the Democratic Presidential
nomination.
We might as well let Corbett and Fitz-
simmons fight if we do not wish to be
talked to death.
The bicycle brought in the bloomer, and
1t is now believed that the motorcycle will
drive it away again.
The East bids farewell to baseball in
order to welcome football, but we will
have both and be happy.
The Armenian question has reached an
acute stage - the Sultan has taken to
writing letters about it.
From all reports it seems the Atlanta
exposition has now been open long enough
TO get good many exhibits in.
The Turks are brave and the Chinese are
industrious, but neither of them can run a
government as we'll as an American ward
striker.
We agree that Pittsburg is industrious
and Chicago has culture, but as a conven-
ton city neither Of them is equal to San
Francisco.
When Manley of Maine gets to this City
we will be glad to have him remain with
Us until the National Republican Conven-
tion meets.
After the long depression there are many
good opportunities for investmentin in every
part of the United States, butthe best are
in California.
The only reason why Chicago does not
whirl in and free Cuba at one blow is a
lingering sweet recollection of the Spanish
Princess Eulalia.
The White House has been renovated
and improved for Mr.. Cleveland but
really, it was not in the house that the
improvement was needed.
AS side issue between themselves Bos-
ton and Brooklyn are having a spat over
the question whether people of the highest
culture prefer icecream to brown bread.
Oklahoma can afford to thin out her
population with a street fight every now
and then, for she claims to have a citizen
who is the father of twenty five children.
Putting the sporting matches on one
side and the matrimonial matches on the
other, 1t appears that during the past
season America got ell the glory and Eng
land got all the cash.
Miss Willard, who has Just returned
from Europe, is reported to have said that
Frenchmen are going to stop drinking
and she might just as well have added
that French women are going to stop talk
ing.
During the last three years of Repub-
lican administration the National debt
was decreased by more than $244, 200 900.
and during three years of Democratic ad-
ministration it has been increased by over
$l06,0OO,0O0. That is the record that DEM
ocracy struggles to forget.
In commenting on the fact that there
are four candidates for Mayor in the field
at Sacramento the San Jose Mercury falls
into the error of saying: There is some
consolation in the fact that but one of them
can be elected" The true consolation is
that three OF them will be defeated
A new monthly bearing the title of Inter
national Trade has been established in New
York by Henry Glassford, 66 Broad street,
and is designed to promote American
enterprise in foreign commerce by giving
information about the regions and people
with whom we should do business. The
first number is devoted mainly to South
Africa, and gives promise of great useful
ness to American merchants and manu-
facturers.