The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-11-30

Rev. Mr.. Scott, the Congregational
minister at Sioux Falls. furnishes an
article for the Press over his W sigma
ture in which he takes the ground that
prohibition is a failure so far az the pro-
motion Of Temperance is concerned.
Joe Wood, one of the best known and
most popular travelling men out of Sioux
City, was married last week Thursday at
Vermillion to Miss Alice Fisher. The
GRAPHIC wishes to join with the genial
Joe's host of friends in the usual con-
CALCULATIONS and best wishes.
One Of the most pleasant happenings
that has taken place in Kimball for
many a day occurred Thursday evening
at the opera house in the form of dance.
About twenty-five couples were present.
Good music was furnished by Davis Bros.
Harry Wentzy and Emmett Ryan.
There have been bad advertisers and
fool advertisers who have failed, but
never a good advertiser who lost by ad-
vertising. Letting the world know
where you are, what YOU are doing, and
what you can do, is an important thing
in all good business management.
Mrs. Kate Cushing Boyle has a bounc-
ing baby boy-that's the joyful news
that comes to the GRAPHIC all the way
from Beresford, the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Boyle. God bless Kate and her baby
boy, SO say w all of us-and John-well,
say, bet you he thinks he's just the big
gest man in Union county.
A cigar is said to contain acetic, ionic,
bytric, valerie, and paponic acids, pru-
sic acid, creosote, carbolil acid, ammonia,
sulphunette hydrogen, poridine. vidine,
picoline, rubidine, to say nothing Of oab-
ageine and b%urdokine acid. The man
who kicks about paying five cents for all
that does not know a bargain when he
sees it.
G. G.. Seifert of Salem was doing bust
ness here last week. Mr.. Seifert is deputy
clerk of courts OF McC0ok county, notary
public, justice Of the peace, physician,
road overseer, fire warden, loan broker,
pound master. real estate fiend, printer
and so Oh through the list. lie brought
credentials from friend Patten and we
let him have the keys.
John Byrne dropped in on us 'tothel
day and said he had a hair raising tale
to tell. Told him to 60 and fire it a
Irve Weeks, or some other bald-headed
cuss. Come to find out tail didn't
amount to much (pony's)Aasa tail hol'
when the broncho stepped into a holt
while after a hound. John was thrown
seven hundred and thirty feet.
Il visited Marshall the first Of thu
week." says Che kid" IN the Sioux Falls
Forum. "They tell a good one on a Nor
wegian Of that vicinity. He did no
speak our language very plainly ant
consequently had many misfortunes. HI
went to the depot to get a ticket to Osa,
ga, Mimi, which is situated IN TIT
northern part of the state. He said tc
the ticket agent:
GAY gas ma gat teckit for one Osi
wage"
The ticket agent fixed him out fol
Oswego, N. Y.
The Norwegian wa to return in three
days.
Having a ticket for Oswego, N. ", Ii,
was duly landed at that PLACE. He wa
in search of relatives and of course hi
could not find them. In about two weeks
he returned to Marshall. His relatives
were somewhat alarmed at his staying
away and asked the reason of his delay
"Ban yam fool %enyeneer. Ha gal
drunk CESS and gat on wrong track
Yemmeny Christmas ay ban mad"