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The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-10-27
NEW TO-DAY.
bined sales of other homeopathic goods
for twelve months.
THE OWL DRUG COMPANY,
1128 Market street.

The sale of Munyon's goodsis enormous.
We have been unable to keep up with the
demand. Sales of Munyon's goods have
been way ahead of all other patent medi-
cines.
NO-PERCENTAGE PHARMACY,
953 Market street.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-10-27

Professor j. M. Munyon-Dear Sir: We
take great pleasure in stating that we were
greatly surprised at the unexpected de-
mand for YOUR remedies. 1t is rather I'M
usual for new goods to take this city by
storm as yours have done. This indicates
that your goods must possess merit. Re-
spectfully yours, MACK & CO!
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-10-27
he Likes the Jail.

Wong Yuck, charged with assault to commit
murder, has notified Judge Belcher that he
will plead guilty. He says that the life in the
jail is SO agreeable that he is willing to stay
there
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-10-27

Professor j. M. Munyon-Dear Sir: We
take pleasure in informing you that the
sale OF your preparations has quite sur.
passed our expectations and congratulate
you on the signal success attending your
enterprise. Yours truly,
LANGLEY, MICHAELS & co.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-10-27
LITTLE INDIAN TR|LBIES.
MRS. HUDSON TELLS How SHE
GETS PAPOOSES TO
POSE.
IT IS HARD TO MAKE THEM CRY.
THE DIGGERs CLING TO AN OLD
SUPERSTITION THAT A PORTRAIT
Is SURE TO BRING DEATH.

"And you want to know how 1 get
Indian babies to pose for me, do your"
Mrs. Grace Hudson, the young California
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-10-27

We have sold more of Munyon's Rene
dies during the last three weeks than of all
other proprietary remedies carried by US.
AMERICAN DRUG COMPANY,
1902 Market ST.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-10-27

We consider Munyon's remedies the best
selling goods in the drug market to-day.
We have had an enormous sale and it is
steadily increasing.
G. L. CARROLL & CO.,
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-10-27

PILES, Piles, Pilesl Macs Infallible Pile Cure
cures all cases of blind, bleeding, itching and
protrudlng piles. Price so cents A. McBoyle
d Co., druggists, 504 Washington street.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-10-27

Our sales OF Munyon's goods the past
twenty days have been more than the COM
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-10-27

SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-10-27
Hundreds Of Their Customers
Have Been Cured Of Catarrh,
Rheumatism, Dyspepsia,
Coughs, Colds, Asthma,
Kidney Complaints and all
Nervous Diseases.
Don't Take Poisonous
Drugs.

If You Are Sick Step Into the
Nearest Drug Store, Ask for
a Guide to Health and Buy a
ascent Munyon Remedy and
Cure Yourself.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-12-29

There have been established in certain
sections of the north and west religious
institutions which are known under the
name of institutional churches" 1t is
their purpose to draw young men away
from questionable resorts and bring them
under the influence of the church, and
finally into the church, by providing free
libraries, reading rooms, gymnasiums and
certain other entertainments, including
concerts and dramatic performances
These institutional churches" have been
popular to a great extent. But there
are people who strongly oppose them be-
cause of the very amusement feature
which is put out as the initial power of
attraction The church, say these OBJ
jectors, has higher work than amusing
young people To this specific objection
the Northwestern Christian Advocate
makes this pointed reply:
IF amusing young people aids to save
them, the work is fully and gloriOusly
worthy the church which Jesus Christ
founded for the benefit of lost sheep
The church that does not proffer its at
fractions to the active minds of young
people to-day in order to get grip on
those young people SOUS tomorrow
would do well to read its charter. A man
of rather high rank in the early church
said he was willing TO catch men even
with guile if need be-"
This expression is interesting generally
because it shows that the trend OF ad-
yanced Christian thought is away from
the regarding OF religion as a thing to be
INDUCED in only with mournful counte-
no
and il is interesting especially because
the publication making Il is the organ or
the Methodist denomination Of the great
northwest. The Methodists. as is very
well known. are among the sects that
especially pronounce against worldly
amuaements, Their church rules are rigid
and interdiet specifically some OF the very
classes q amusements that are by Infer
ene2 defended. when employed for che
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-12-29
seidIitz Powder saved 1t.

IF there be one thing upon which I
pride myself next TO my hobby of the
strictest accuracy" remarked Col. Monk
house according to Judy, 1t is upon
my presence of mind. 1t has often proved
of the utmost value to myself, and also
to others.
Ion one occasion I saved thousands
upon thousands of pounds to a steam
ship company, simply by my habit of
rapid thought, followed by equally rapid
1T was on the Mediterranean, when I
was on my passage out TO India. By
some blunder of the first mate we ran
on to sand bank, and there we stuck.
The sea was calm and there was no panic;
but the question arose as to what was
to be done.
use in doing that, for in the Mediterran-
can there is only rise and fall of an inch
or two
vessel that passed to take off the passen-
gers and crew and leave the vessel to
her fate, as she was so fast that to at
tempt, to get her off by towing would
have been of no use.
"A storm might have proved useful, the
captain said, by giving us little more
water, owing to high waves, but there
was not even the most remote chance of
one, but the observation gave me sug-
gestion.
taking out consisted largely of chemic
ais / asked the captain if he knew what
these chemicals were, but he did not We
therefore examined the snip 5 manifest,
and ] at once knew that the steamer was
saved.
Among the contents of the hold were
large consignments of tartarated soda,
of carbonate of soda and of tartaric acid
/ caused the casks TO be brought up on
deck and had the heads knocked out, the
two former chemicals being piled up on
one side of the deck and the third on the
other. At a given signal the whole of
the crew started to shovel the material
overboard-there was altogether several
tons of it.
Immediately the sea in our immediate
neighborhood rose and got into the Ut
most commotion, though quite close at
hand the water was as calm as duck
pond. There was heavy lurch, and the
vessel slipped off into deep water
How was it that throwing chemicals
| overheard raised a storm? The matter
was simple enough ] selected the in
gradients that constitute a seidhtZ pow
| der but l did il on a large scale.
mo, 1 was not awarded salvage, but
tho n9ssengers and the owners presented
| mo with feSfimOnialSN
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-12-29
Personal.

Mr.. Carl G. A. F. w. Z. Phil has been
elected a councilman in Lowell, Mass.
M Patenotre. the French ambassa-
uGr' occupies the house in Washington
which was built by Richard Rush when
ne was a member of John Quincy Adams
Every member of NJ. Bourgeois cab
met except NJ BerthelOt, according to the
IaDiet IS free-masOn, and lie Figaro
singles out Nj. BerthelOt as the most
prominent free mason of them ALL
-EX-Empress Eugene has recently de-
posted her viii with a prominent London
attorney, in which, true to her pledge,
she mas left legacy TO each of the 1854
male persons of France born on the BIRTH
day of her son, Prince Louis.
-Paderewski, idol Of femininty. it
seems. is only human. He plays poker. He
has improved in his technique since last
he was here, and when. after four hours
hard work, ne arose from the table 81 so
ahead, he was as delighted as a boy with
a red wagon.
Word has reached Germany from New
Guinea that Otto Ehlers. the famous
German traveller, was drowned with for
ty-three or his men in a river of that cOun-
Try last month. No news has been re-
celVed from Ehlers since he started on his
expedition into the interior early in Au-
gust.
Bert Clough of Surry, Me-, returning
nome IN the cleaning after an unsuc-
GeSsIul days hunt, saw a buck and doe.
ne nred, killing the buck. In the morn
ing he started on the trail of the doe and
had gone but a few rods when he found
her dead. One bullet had killed both buck
and doe.
frederick w. Wurster, mayor-elect
OIL brooklyn, has sent in his application
70 become member of the League of
American Wheelmen. The mayor-elect is
practical wheelman, and as he is an
enthusiastic good-roadS man the move
ment Tor better paved streets in Brook
lyn IS sure to have his support.
Miss Alice c. Fletcher. who has devo-
ted years to the study of the customs of
the Indians of the northwest has been
elected one of the sectional vice presi-
dents OF the American Association for the
Advancement of Science. The honors to
Miss Fletcher are the first of the sort ex-
tended to woman by the association.
king Oscar of Sweden and Norway
recently appeared in a new role at the
performance given by Stuart Cumher-
land in Stockholm. Mr.. Cumberland does
not know Swedish, and his Interpreter
Ialled to appear; so the king, who is an
excellent Hnguist, offered his services
ana explained things to the crowded au-
dlence with surprising ease and fuency.
Prof. Frederick Starr of the Univer-
sity of Chicago, has just started on
lhree months tour of Mexico and Guate-
mala in the interest of archaeological and
anthropological science He intends to
examine the drowned Aztec city at the
bottom of Lake Chapala, and to inVesti-
gate the pygmies in the Chapula noun
talns, in the interior Of Guatemala.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-12-29
BRIGHT BITS.

1t now. appears that the horse which
got scared every time he saw bicycle
or an ELECTRIC car was looking far into
the future.-Detroit Tribune.
Agent: Why didn't you take the res
ldence l recommended to you?
ParVenu; 1t is so near the opera house
that my wife couldn't have used her car
riage.-Fliengende Blaetter.
Then and Now.-Wallace: Do Won he
lieVe that the decline of duelling is due
to the fact that men are not so brave
the fact that men have stopped drinking
SO hard.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Bacon: I was up to Artist PENIS
house last night
Yeast: Did he draw any for you?
Yes, indeed he did"
What was the best thing he drew dur
ing the EVENING""
"A cork."-Yonkers Statesman.
II reiterate it!' 1t was an emanci-
pated woman who spoke, and her earnest
tone betrayed her depth of feeling. Il
reiterate it, | say! A woman who will
beat her husband-the tender. timid dar
ling she has vowed to protect and cher
ish-does not deserve to have one
Judge.
When I entered politics." said the
not afford to get a shave"
"oh, come off," said the other gentle
man. Il know you had a law practice
bringing you in good living"
Il mean / could not politically afford
it,"
Hilson-shal you send your son to
college?
Miilson-Whats the use? He could not
achieve any honors.
Hillson-Hasn't he brains enough?
-Brains-brains? Nonsense! He
has enough for two; but he's fast losing
his hair and no football team would have
him.-New York World.
A man slightly imbued with alcoholic
enthusiasm called at the box Office of
the New York Casino, where THE Wiz
ard of the Nile" is in course of produc-
ton. II am a wizard and l want a Nile
seatr' When Harry B. Smith, the lbret-
est of the opera, heard this he related
that in a Chicago theater one evening a
man stepped forward and said: Il want
seat for my dog" They gave him K o.
Theatrical Tidings.
A man walking by an old graveyard
in Aberdeenshire beheld, seated on wall,
an aged Highlander, with his head
wrapped up in shawl, evidently suffer
ing from a bad cold on his chest. Good
morning Donald" said he; you seem to
be suffering from a bad boast" Cough.
"Ech, SIR said the OLD man, pointing
to the tombs; but there's mony a yin
over there would be glad to ha' it,
Realm.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-12-29
A Yankee From The south.

As a Washington star writer was pass
ing through the capitol the other day he
,.tt a ttil,IH coileI - man, anu ne 1"O
walked along toward the Senate side
nave friend here from my state, 81"
sald the congressman whom / want you
I'm sure it would be a pleasure to
meet any friend of yours" said the Star
writer, nut why especially DO you want
me to meet him %
Hes here on a mission that will in
terest you"
'POlitical2'
NO business"
What is it?'
Well" and the congressman sat down
on the wall around the crypt. IN tel
you Tor fear you miss him and miss the
Iem. Hes got scheme for getting Al
anything in the Barney Barnato line?'
NO; straight goods. III tell you what
he proposes TO do He's going 10 get
monograph and fix II up with unsel and
seWgaws, and make il about as wild and
then he is going to Africa with il, some
where in the Congo country. where gold
ana other valuable things are not yet
swiped by BarnatO corporations, and
open up for business"
But how will the photograph get the
gold! Hell make more money with one
at county fairs in this country
, On, no, he won't Before he gets into
the gold regions, he is going to have
native, who talks English, talk the cyl
inder full of African lingo, representa-
their chief god, who feels that he has
Deen imposed upon, and wants the people
TO bring all the gold and ivory and Other
stun of value to him as a sacrifcial APP
basement. The command Of the god
will be accompanied by all sorts of dire
threats and general sweep of every
thing alive in the country, if the people
30 not at once hasten to appease the di-
vine wrath.
We'll, when he gets all this talked into
the cylinder with one or two extras for
different days in the week, and several
more for people speaking different dia-
lects, he viii take il up the country and
establish ii in a bamboo temple that he
VIII put up, and start the thing to work,
with red lights and some stage thunder,
and when the astOnished natives hear
their god talking right at them, he is sure
they viii bring in all the loose Valuabes
for miles around.
These he will drop down the cellar
during the night and remove from the
country at his leisure. When he has
cleaned up everything in sight, he will
slip in cylinder with the outraged gods
compliments on it. and the frightened peo-
pie Will rejoice that the imminent danger
has been STAYED off by the surrender of
rev carloads of ivory, a hatful of dia-
monds and a hundredweght or so of Vir-
gin gold. Then the outraged but ap-
peasable god viii move over into the next
country, and so on. until my southern
Yankee Will get nearly everything in CEN
trail Africa worth carrying away"
or thinks he Will" suggested the Star
man, and the member arose from his seat
on the crypt wall and went on toward the
Senate side
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-12-29
THIS ISSUE
CONT aims
SIXTEEN PAGES
lNDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.


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p; Augusta and Savannah Railroad
Company
Special Notices-Whiskies. Henry Solo
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Beer, Henry Solomon d Son; Infanta Eu-
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Years Calls; Notice in Regard TO New
Improvements. Etc, Made During the
Year 1895, C. S. Hardee. Treasurer; Saved
Twenty Per Cent, Appel & Schaul; Start
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wheat Morehouse Manufacturing Com
pany; We Wish You All a Happy New
Year, Rothschild & Roos; 1t All Depends.
solomons & CO.. Humboldt Cigars; Sport
ing Goods r. d. & VIM. baltimore; New
Year Cards at Gardner's; Conida's Con-
fectionery, 15S Broughton and 4lIk Bun
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Co; A Happy and Prosperous New Year
Savannah Steam Laundry Company;
Remington Typewriters. bearing q Hull;
Fine Goods at Low Prices, Mutual CO.
Operative Association; New Years Low
Prices John T. Evans & Co.; Toilet Soap,
Estate S. w. Branch; Burnham's Beef
Iron and Wine, Etc. Estate S. w. Branch
Amusements-An Evening of Elocution
and Acting, by the Pupils of Miss selg
Jan. ].
Read What Your Money VIII Buy-At
Collats.
Happy New Year-At Eckstein's.
Light Supreme is the Wellsbach
Burner-Mutual Gaslight Company.
As TO Weather-Daniel Hogan.
Tearing Down Walls! Ripping up
Floors!-Leopold Adler.
The Real Thing-Falk Clothing Com
pany.
Wait for It-Meyer & Walsh.
1S92-1S95-Byck Bros.
Winters ley Visage Peers at Us-B. H.
Levy & Bro.
Medieal-Munyon's Remedies; Worlds
Dispensary Preparations.
Don't Put Ii OF Any Longer-Appel &
Schaul.
We owe You Our Best Thanks-B. H.
Levy & Bro.
The Place for Bargains This Week-At
Gutman's.
Happy, a Prosperous New Years
Sternberg Jewelry Company.
Financial-The Central Railroad and
Banking Company of Georgia, the Macon
and Western Railroad Company and The
Southwestern Railroad Company of Geor-
gia Per Cent. Mortgage Bonds.
Some Few Very Desirable Holiday
Gifts-West's China Palace.
Don't You Want Your Table to Be Nice?
George w. Allen & Co.
Auction Sale-Handsome Mahogany
Furniture, Etc, by c. H. Dorsett
Cheap Column Advertisements Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent;
For Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-12-29
Mhnt dc silver Craze is COSTING.

What the Silver Craze is OosthS.
The people will begin to wake up to the
fact after while that the silver craze
is costing them a great deal of money.
The silverites are trying to force the coun-
try to a silver basis without converting
the people to silver mOnometallism. Thelr
tactics are dishonest Notice for mo-
ment what is being done in congress. At
the same time, it should be kept in mind
that neither of the great political parties
has declared for the free and unlimited
coinage of silver, and that the majority OF
congress is against silver.
The last congress refused to authorize
an issue of gold bonds to restore the gold
reserve Of the treasury. What was the
result? "Coin' bonds were issued at a
loss to the people of $16,OOO,0OO. Now the
gold reserve is again far below the point
of safety, and bonds will again have to
be issued for gold. The President has
ASKED congress-a republican congress
to authorize him to issue gold bonds, and
it has refused. Bonds will have to be
issued and "coin" bonds will not COM
mand anywhere near as much as gold
bonds would. Again the country will be
the loser of from $16,OOOOOO to $2O,OOO,OOO;
and for what reason? Simply because the
silver men in congress would rather in
crease the public debt many millions of
dollars than recognize simple business
propositon. DO they gain anything for
silver by thus increasing the burdens of
the people? Not a thing. They disgust
the people with silver, rather than make
converts to it, and they play into the
hands of Wall street by refusing to al
low the greenbacks to be retired. Wall
street wants nothing better than the
greenbacks, which enable it to force bond
issues by drawing the gold out Of the
treasury.
And who are the men who are largely
responsible for this folly of congress?
They are senators of the new states of
the far west Eight of these states
haven't a third of the voting population
or wealth of New York, and yet they
have sixteen senators, all bowling for free
silver coinage. They have eight times the
power in the Senate that New York has.
The injustice of such representation is
too apparent to need comment.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-12-29
Good Drink Flrst.e

One of the Massachusetts congressman
lives near Boston. He has beautiful es-
tate his admiration for which is shared
by his coachman, Mike. The other day
Mike brought a couple of his Irish friends
upon the place, and, after escorting them
around the grounds and showing them the
stable ushered them into the hall. There,
somewhat to is surprise, he met his en-
ployer, but the latter was determined not
TO be outdone in hospitality by his coach
man. Bring your friends right into the
dining-room, Mike" he said and into the
dining-room the trio followed him.
Now, my men, of course, you can have
what you like" he remarked, as he stood
by the sideboard; but | have a drink here
that l think you will like. There is a
story to it. by the way" he added, (which
may interest you. 1t is called Benedic-
tine and it is made by monks up on the
Alps. They fill little flask with it and
send out St. Bernard dogs to find traV-
elers who may be overcome by the cold.
When poor half-frozen fellow is found
he drinks little of this cordial from the
flask. and then he is able to follow the
dogs to a place of shelter.
The men listened to the story in silence.
Finally one of them mustered up courage
to speak. Have you any gin?'' he asked.
Certainly" said the congressman, as
he laid aside the cordial. Help yours Elf -
The men took a good, substantial drink
of gin. and smiled happily over its ia
THAT wasn't bad" said one of them.
Now, bring on your dog liquorn'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-12-29

Andrew Carnegie, in a communication
published in the London Times. makes a
suggestion to the English government in
respect to the Venezuelan boundary dis
pute that ought to meet with the favora-
bic consideration Of that government if
it desires to do only what is right in re-
spect to that dispute. 1t is that the mat
ter in dispute should be submitted to i'm
partial arbitration with the understand
ing that if territory occupied by British
settlers is found to belong to Venezuela,
it shall be paid for at price fixed by ar
bitrators.
That seems to be a fair proposition.
Lord Salisbury, in his note refusing arbi-
tration, made the point that Great Brit
ain could not permit English settlers to
be transferred to the jurisdiction of a
VIGOROUSLY unstable government. 1t is
probable that Nenezuela's grievance is
not caused so much by the loss of part
of her territory as by the belief that her
territory has been taken from her by
force. She is weak and Great Britain is
strong, and she feels that she is being
imposed upon. But it is probable that
she would be willing to settle the dispute
on the terms suggested by Mr. Carnegie
Such a settlement would be honorable
TO her and to Great Britain. The right
of Venezuela would be recognized and
Great Britain would get the territory she
wants.
The only ground on which Great Brit
ain could reasonably refuse the terms
suggested by Mr.. Carnegie is that she
believes that an impartial tribunal would
decide against her and she would have
TO pay for the territory That is certainly
not an honorable position for a great
nation to take.
But there is another view of the matter
that is worthy of Great Britain's con-
sideration 1t is that if the commission
appointed by President Cleveland should
decide that Venezuela is entitled to the
territory she claims this country would
sustain her in an attempt to gain pos
session of it by force. Great Britain,
therefore, would have to sustain her
/ claim by means of war and a war would
I cost her many times the amount that
/ an impartial tribunal would likely award
Venezuela for the territory in dispute.
( 1t would seem, therefore, that common
sense would dictate to Great Britain the
advisability of settling the matter by
means OF arbitration.