The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-08-08

A man named finder runs . soda
fountain at Parsons.
Ira Land comes pretty near being a
piece of the ''auld sod"
Peabody has several linen who don't
to Offset the woman who did"
The horn fly has become very annoy
ing to cattle in the vicinity of Stock
ton.
The Wellhouse orchard at Fairmount
will yield 100000 bushels of apples
this year.
It costs Jewell county $4,000 year
to supply the children of the county
with school books.
The corn about Jewell City which
hasn't two ears on stalk isn't consid-
cred worth looking at.
It is related by old settlers that a
cannon is buried in Little river near
Stone Corral in Rice county.
Mr.. Alley of Lincoln county is fortu-
nate in, having escaped the vacating
acts of the last legislature.
The corn crop is already cramped for
room. A Beloit farmer is showing q
stalk with eight ears on it.
Kansas University has no funds to
carry on its work next year, owing to
a blunder of the legislature.
In the report of Caney minister
of missionary work done" appears
the item 81 sermon at Niotaze."
A Topeka man who tried to be a
gambler and failed, told reporter one
evening how to run newspaper.
Bountiful rains have made life SO
| interesting in western Kansas that
| even wells have ceased to be bored.
A Topeka woman who is wise in her
day and generation says she tries to
make home rival her husbands club.
The bloOmer craze has taken Ellin.
wood to such an extent that merchants
can't dispose of their summer dress
goods.
An underground tunnel is being dug
at Haskell institute. This is probably
to facilitate making good Indians of
them.
It is said that it will take 80, 900 new
barrels to pack the apple crop about
Troy even after Cy Leland's applejack
il made.
An artist from Rome is painting the
brick houses and trees on the scenes
for the remodeled opera house at
Atkinson.
Will Whites Emporia Gazette has
the best telegraph specials" of any
paper in the state. Mr.. White writes
them himself.
A man who measured seven feet
around the stomach passed through
Concordia the other day, and was the
envy of every politician in town.
There seems to be a new COW as we'll
as new woman. A Topeka man is
advertising "a pneumatic tire bicycle
for thoroughbred shorthorn cow
Burlington people who continue to
eat meat believe they are enjoying the
luxury of feeding on steer who did
freight work on the Santa Fe trail.
The advertisement of ''liquid cleo
Gricity" at Manhattan leaves room for
the suspicion that the prohibitory law
is not working there as smoothly as it
might.
The young men of Gaylord ought to
be ashamed to let the old fathers in
Israel take all the pretty girls to sup
pr whenever there is q festival in
town.
A Harper man who hasn't hitherto
felt able to take vacation this sum
mer, is thinking of going down into
Oklahoma and getting up an Indian
massacre.
6'Carlos," who worked wonderful
cures of all kinds of diseases at Fort
Scott, also worked the town and left
very suddenly between the setting and
the rising of the sun.
A Lawrence girl started on her bri-
dial trip by riding to the depot on the |
express wagon that carried her trunk. |
1t was so hot at Manhattan the 9TH
er day that celluloid collar encircling |
a mans neck exploded. This should |
teach US not to wear celluloid collars
except on Sunday.
A carpet weaver who has been in
Lincoln five years has gone to look up
another location. He foresaw the in
evitable, this years corn crop doesn't
mean rag carpets.
The Globe says everybody in Atchi-
son takes q bath Saturday night. This
is inconsistent with the Globes favor
tie proposition that the people of Atch-
ison want saloons.
McLouth Times: The girls who
wear big sleeves have now begun to
wear collars to cover them up. They