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Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

and burst into a ut Of laughter 80 nat
ural and so hearty that Clara had to
forget ler troubles and to join in ~.
"Oh, 1t is beautiful" she gasped at
last. Poor papa What a time he VIII
have! But it's all for his own good,
as he used to say when we had to be |
punished when we were little. Oh, |
Clara, 1 do hope your heart won't fall
you"
81 would do anything to save him,
dear"
"Thats It, You must steel yourself
by that thought"
but what is your plan?"
"Oh, am so proud Of 1t. We will tire
him forever Of the widow, and OF all
emancipated women. Let me see, what
are Mrs. Westmacotts ideas? You have
listened to her more than l. Women
should attend less to household duties.
That is one, is it not?''
Eyes, If they feel they have capable
tiles for higher things. Then she thinks
that every woman who has leisure
should take up the study Of some
branch of science, and that, as far as
possible, every woman should qualify
herself for some trade or profession,
choosing for preference those which
have been hitherto monopolized by
men. To enter the others would only
be to intensity the present competi-
ton"
"Qulte So That is gloriousw Her
blue eyes were dancing with mischief
and she clapped her hands in her de-
light. What else? She thinks that
whatever a man can do woman
should be allowed to do also-does she
not?"
''She says So"
"And about dress? The short skirt,
and the divided skirt are what she be-
lieves in?"
Eyes"
1--WE must get in some cloth"
"Why?"
I'VE must make ourselves a dress
each. A brand-new, enfranchise,
emancipated dress, dear Don't you
see my plan? We shall act up to all
Mrs. Westmacott's views in every re-
spect, and improve them when we can
Then papa will know what 1t is to live
with woman who claims all hel
rights. Oh, Clara, 1t will be splendid
Her milder sister sat speechless be
fore so daring a scheme. But 1t would
be wrong, Ida" she cried at last.
mot bit. 1t is to save him."
II should not dare"
) ooh, yes, you would. Harold will
! help. Besides, what other plan hav
> your"
. II have none"
"Then you must take mine"
r Eyes, perhaps you are right We'll
h we do 1t for a good motive"
you will do it?"
p IT do not see any other way"
: "You dear, good Clara! Now I vii
I show you what you are to do. We mus
r not begin too suddenly. 1t might eS
r cite suspicion"
/. What would you do, them"
@ Tomorrow we must go to Mr.
f Westmacott, and sit at her feet an
c learn all her views"
! what hypocrites we shall feel!'
+ 1--WE shall be her newest and mos
r. enthusiastic converts. Oh, 1t will /
II such fun, Claral Then we shall mai
8 our plans and send for what we wan
o and begin our new life"
n IT do hope that we shall not have
n keep 1t up long. 1t seems so cruel
dear papa"
10 Cruel! To save him?'
&c II wish I was sure that we were doir
h right. And yet what else can we d.
le Well, then, Ida, the die is cast, and v
o will call upon Mrs. Westmacott t
a morrow"
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03
Thnt Joyful Pooling

With the cxhileratlng Sc nse of renewed
health and strength and internal cleanli.;
ness which follows the use of Syrup oil
Figs is unknown to the few who have not
beyond the old time medicines
and the cheap substitutes sometimes Of
fered hnt never accepted by the well i'll
forn,ad
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

Mamma: Robbie, why didn't you
speak to Mrs. Bangle when you met
her just now?" Robbie: "You said 1
must always think before I speak, and
l couldn't think of ANYTHING to think.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

"They say that Neudle is sick"
''What is the trouble?" "Remorse.
He gave tramp counterfeit dollar
and the fellow passed it at his store. ="
-narper's Bazaar.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03
SHADOWS BEFORE

RS, Westmacott's
great meeting for
the enfranchise-
ment Of woman had
passed over, and 1t
had been a trl-
umphant success.
All the maids and
matrons Of the
southern suburbs
had rallied at her
summons, there was
an influential plat
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

The man who can manipulate hoe
or pillow is much more desirable than
the man who is considered a dandy
shot with billiard cue.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

There's nothing like sticking to a
thing when you apply yourself to it,
rs the fly said when it alighted on the
o.. .,n.,nr
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

It does not change the weather to
complain about it, but there is little
satisfaction in a good vigorous kick
nee in a while.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

pallas Athena was implored by
mothers for strength and wisdom to
rear their children.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

Robert Browning is said to have
preferred 'The Ring and the Book
to any of his other works.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

Man seems to think that woman was
made to follow him around with a
handful of buttons and her bosom full
of darning needles.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

The popularity of precious stones
now is: The pearl first, ruby second
and diamond third.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03
IN paper.

Modern Girl: SIS the surveyor at
homer" Lady: He will be tomorrow.
What is wantedP" ASK him when he
can come around and lay of that
sleeve pattern. cleveland Plain Deal
dealer.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

Henderson; Evidently my friends
think I'm smart, whatever you may
say. know that when ever l say a
bright thing they remember it for
months" Fogg; 81 should think
they might. Boston Transcript.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

The diplomat who knows something
should not open his mouth, for fear
what he knows may escape.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

Most people just drag along until it
is time for them to die.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

w, N. U.,-WICHITA-VOL 8, NO. AO'
O~.~~-~~~~-~~>~~s~Ns-~~~
when Answering Advertisements FleASe
Mention This Paper.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

A squall ON the sea is a stress of
weather, and squall on land IS asOng
stress
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

Dangerous encounter-a counter
fitted with spring gun for burglars
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

All t lie same, uuo-A S-Ut-1~-. are not
the things to GO into water with.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

Mrs. Brown-Why did you put that
little boy up to ringing the old mans
door Tell?
Little Johnnie-Cause he wasn't big
enough to reach it.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

Piso's Cure for Consumption has saved
me many doctors bills, +; HARDY IS;
Hopkins Place, Baltimore, Nd, Dec 2, '94
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Her Father-l'd like to know of some
way in which Icould pay that young
rascal out.
Herself (dutifully)-Let me marry
him.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

mo-" said the clerk, who wanted 0
be obliging, ''but we can sprinkle them
for you If you want them that way.
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

Elsie-Laura's health seems greatly
improved.
Ada-Ycs, she has heard that her
doctor is engaged
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03

"Do you have damp sheetsP" said
the fussy old man at the hotel, secur-
ing room.
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your tongue out?" asked lady of a
q little boy
'Perhaps it is" replied the fodder;
"but I'm doctors little boy, you
know"
Hutchinson gazette. [volume] (Hutchinson, Kan.) 1895-1902, 1895-10-03
Keep Your weather Eye open.

> NeUV TUT '! ''FV''"I ~ n,
Fraud loves a shining mark. Occasionally
spurious limitations spring up of Hoste tiers stom-
ach Bitters, the great American family remedy
for chils and fever, dyspepsia, constipation bill
lousness, nervousness, neuralgia, rheumatism
and kidney disorder. These limitations are usual :
" fiery local bitters full Of high wines. Look out
for the firm signature on the genuine label ana
Vignette of st. George and the Dragon
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1895-04-05
With a Steam Whistle.

While Edison, then a boy, was living in
Port Huron he found one of those oppor-
tunities to distinguish himself that seem
to be always falling in the way of some
men. The anecdote is related in 1.-THE
Life and Inventions of Edison recently
published.
1t was near the end of an exceptionally
severe winter, and the ice had formed in
such masses as to sever the cable between
Port Huron and the Canadian city of
Sarnia. The river, a mile and a half wide,
was impossible, and multitudes of people
were greatly Inconvenience.
Edison, who had just learned to tele-
graph, saw a way out of the. difficulty.
Jumping upon a railway engine, he began
to whistle in the rhythmic cadences of the
Morse alphabet:
"Hullo, Sarnia! sarnia, do you get
what I say?"
No answer.
Again and again the short and the long
toots shaped themselves into the dots and
dashes Of telegraphy, and finally some one
or the other side became alive to their
meaning. The answer came back, clear
and CHEEKY, and communication between
the two cities was resumed.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1895-04-05
FANEUIL HALL.
Tho Old Cradle of Liberty, the Pride of the
"Hub."

The Old Cradle of Liberty, the Pride of the
Hub"
Faneuil hall, the old "Cradle of Lib
erty,'' was presented to the town of Bos-
ton by Peter Faneuil for the free use of
tho people,. 1t was completed in Septem-
Der, 1742, and was 100 feet long and 40
feet wide, only half its present width, but
large for those days. Three days after it's
completion it was formally accepted in
public meeting and a vote of thanks
passed to the donor. 1t was also voted
that the hall should be called Faneuil hall
forever. Peter Faneuil died six months
after, and his funeral eulogy was the first
public grafton delivered in the hall.
"May liberty always spread her joyful
wings over this place, said Master Lowell
of the Latin school in his Grafton. 1t was
a prophecy; but, sad to say, the prophet
afterward turned Tory and left Boston
when it was evacuated by the British.
The interior of the hall was destroyed by
fire in 1853, but the town Immediately
voted to repair the damage. The first
gathering on the day of the Boston stea
party was held here, but the hall was too
small to hold them all, and the meeting was
adjourned to the Old South church.
During the siege Of Boston the hall was
turned into a theater by the British. The
merchants Of the city gave Lafayette a
dinner here in 1854. In 1906 the hall was
enlarged from 40 to So feet in width, and
q third story was added. The hall is still
used for public meetings and is also used
as the rendezvous of the Ancient and Hon.
orable Artillery company, whose history
dates back to 1673.-Boston Traveller.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1895-04-05
Raising the Wind.

must now make a disgraceful confess
sion. Among the letters in the postmas-
ter's office were q number from firms in
England and America which deal in post
age stamps, some of which had inclosed
considerable sums of money. The treas
ury was in dire straits, and a sum of e2OO
was we'll worth a sacrifice of self respect.
We determined to change our stamps. The
change could be effected for 40, and the
sale of our old stamps, thus enhanced in
value, would bring us in 9200 or more.
I have since heard that a year later the
government of Costa RIGA descended to the
same disreputable expedient, but I believe
I may fairly take to myself the disoredit
of being the first to devise the scheme
"The Discoveries of a Prime Minister
Basil Thomson.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1895-04-05
PolsoNs OF THE KITCHEN.
Some Things That Should Be Closely
Watched by All Housewives.

ME.
In face Of the frequent accounts of acc,-
dental poisoning the following facts may
prove both interesting and useful. In the
first place, all copper vessels should be
retinned directly the surface shows signs
of being worn. Neither acid, salt nor fatty
bodies will attack we'll cleaned copper yes
sells. Vinegar may be even boiled in them
with safety, but should it be allowed to
cool in the vessels it will dissolve enough
copper to become dangerous. The advan-
tage in copper poisoning is that one of the
first symptoms Is vomiting-that is to say,
the poison is rejected from the system.
Zinc, though it conceals itself so often
under the name of galvanized iron," is
still more dangerous than copper. No acid
foods or liquids should ever be allowed to
remain in galvanized vessels. Lead, from
. culinary point Of view, is the least to be
recommended of all the metals, 4las it pol
IONS slowly without producing vomiting.
while tin, iron, steel and nickel are prao-
tioally harmless.
But it Is not only these vessels used in
preparing food which are dangerous. Many
foods in themselves are legitimate objects
Of suspicion. For instance, the potato be-
comes unfit for food when it has COM
menced to g%erminate or when it is green
from having been partially exposed to the
air while growing. Tho green parts and
the ''eyes" contain an undoubted poison,
which has a sharp taste and is capable of
producing paralysis or even death. At
thee end of the winter many pigs are un-
healthy through having been fed on these
green potatoes. or IN potatoes from which
the eyes containing the germs have not
been carefully cut.
Mushrooms should always be carefully
verified by d person thoroughly acquaint-
ed with their peculiarities. Some cooks
put a silver coin with them when cooking.
It the coin turns black, they reject the
mushrooms. This is really no test at all,
as many of the poisonous fungi will not
blacken silver. All animal food in an ad-
vanced state of decomposition Is more or
less poisonous. For this reason timed
fish Is never to be trusted, as the fish are
often stale when timed. Smokers espe-
oially should be careful, as their taste is
often not SO fine as that of a ~nonsmoker,
and they are consequently less likely to de-
tect a tin of doubtful fish. Mussels, again,
are always poisonous, although the seat
and nature of the poison have never been
Observation-Disclosures Press.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1895-04-05
METEOR STORIES.
Ingenious Fabricators Who Spring Them
Upon the Public.
Especial Correspondence

Especial Correspondence
ST. LOUIS, March 12.-Ever since the
luxuriant Imagination of Joseph Mulhat-
ton, drummer, Sunday school teacher and
all round inventor of big stories, was first
turned loose the public has been rather
ohary about accepting as true any story of
unusually large meteorites, for one Of
Joseph's most successful lies was about q
mammoth meteor that fell somewhere in
Texas, covering acres of ground, sinking
into the earth for hundreds of feet and
still rising from the surface so feet or
more. For a long time after its fall, ac-
cording to the ingenious fabricator, the
enormou mass was at a white heat, of such
intensity as not only to prevent would be
examiners from going near to it, but also
from distinguishing its outlines with the
eye. 1t was several weeks after the publica-
ton before the newspapers that bit-and
what one did not?-realized that the story
was one Of Mulhatton's, though it would
seem that the least analysis of its alleged
facts would have put every man who re-
oeived it on his guard.
Though that story was not MUTATIONS
first, it was one of his most elaborate ones
and went a long way to establish his repu-
tation as perhaps the ablest liar in Amer
lea. The poor fellow is dead now, I un.
derstand, but his name remains as the
most fitting designation Of a particularly
ingenious but foundationless story about
some natural phenomenon published in
the newspapers.
Mulhatton's field is just now vacant,
the most recent meteor story, coming from
Reno, New, lacking his earmarks and pos
sibly being a true bill. 1t may be a trifle
overdrawn, however, for, according to the
telegraphed report, the explosion of tho
rapidly moving body was SO severe as to
shake the buildings in the town, yet the
noise was not heard for full two minutes
after the meteor had disappeared. Per
haps the writer of the dispatch had forgot
ten that sound travels at the rate of a little
over ], 900 feet a second, and therefore that
at the moment Of explosion the meteor
must have been more than 20 miles from
Reno, a long distance indeed for the det-
onation to physically affect the buildings
In the place. j. G. STARING.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1895-04-05
THE GLADSTONE9.
I'm Remarks in Reply to the Presenta.
ton of q Bouquet.

Some Remarks in Reply to the Presenta.
ton of q Bouquet.
LINCOLN, Eng, April 3.-Mr. and
Mrs. Gladstone, who have been on a
visit to their son-in-law, the Rev. Ed
ward G. Wickham, for some days past,
drove to the railway citation in an open
carriage, in spite of Che cold and rain,
on their way to Hawarden. Mrs. Glad.
stone was presented with a bouquet in
behalf Of the Women's Liberal associa-
ton. An address was made, alluding
in terms eulogistic, to her devotion and
helpfulness to her husband. Replying
to the address, Mrs. Gladstone said that
they owed nothing to her but all to her
husband.
Mr.. Gladstone, when his wife had
finished speaking, said that he must
add his thanks to those of Mrs. Glad.
stone, although he was disinclined to
interfere with her speech. Continuing,
he said:
"The fact is, ladies are now taking
much to public speech, and if they per.
severe and keep steadily to it, they will
beat the gentlemen"
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1895-04-05
Answers.

Ignorance only Is at the root of misun-
~derstandings, such as the reply of a wit.
ness In a Midland police court, who, be-
ing asked, Are you an agnostic?' replied,
mo, your worship, a shoemaker An
other witness at a county court was asked
lately as he appeared in the box, Have
you sworns" and replied, well, not
much, but l have sworn a little this morn
ing, = an answer that affected even the
gravity of the judge. But this swearer
was outdone by an Irishman who had to
appear as a witness. What did you do,
PATTI" asked a friend afterward. "They
says, 'Swearl' and l says $50, and, be.
CORA, they turned me outl''-Cornhin
Magazine.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1895-04-05
One Thine She Can Drive.
" met by a strange chance,

They met by a strange chance.
"a woman is driving me- moaned the
Horse,
IT know just how uncertain you feel, .
sighed the Nail.
II don't understand you at all,' OBJ,
served the Bargain frankly.
The Horse and the Nail contemplated
the Bargain enviously.-Detroit Tribune.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1895-04-05
New Shoes.

New shoes can be worn with as much
ease as old ones if they are stuffed to the
shape of the foot with cloth or paper and
patiently sponged with hot wator, or If
they pinch in some particular spot a cloth
wet with hot water and laid across the
place will cause immediate and lasting re.
lief.-New York Dispatch.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1895-04-05
The Benz"

My caravan contained some half dozos
wild mountaineer mule drivers-hand.
some, fair men of the Benz Msara and sur.
rounding tribes, bright, amusing follows,
active as chamois and always laughing
and gay. Terrible ruffians they are to look
at, and very different from the stately
Arabs, with their short brown jelabs
reaching to the knee and just showing tina
lower edge Of their embroidered drawert
and a length of exquisitely formed leg be.
low.
On their shaven heads they wind q YARD
or two of scarlet cloth, with a gold band
across it, and literally hang their bodies
with arms. A fintlock gun, with a bar
rel some 6 feet in length, q sword in a
roughly embossed brass sheath, a coupls
of daggers and innumerable embroidered
leather and silk bags for powder, shot,
wadding, etc, add not a little to the feroo-
ity of their appearance. And ferocioua
they are when on the warpath, but at 9th.
or times easily led and g%entleness itself,
speaking in low, refined voices, with a
manner that cannot fail to charm one
Blackwood's Magazine.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1895-04-05
NEW GREAT NORTHERN CARD.

Time Portland and St. Paul to BE
Shortened Twelve Hours.
PORTLAND, Or, April 3.-The Great
Northern railroad proposes putting into
effect about May l, a new time card by
which the time between Portland and
st. Paul will be shortened twelve hours.
1t is also proposed to II a complete
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1895-04-05

through tram Between St. Paul and this
city, instead Of between St. Paul and
Seattle. The line between Spokane and
Seattle will thus become a branch line,
rs the business over it does not warrant
the running of q 1ull train.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1895-04-05
WITH STEAM OR SAIL
FIRST VOYAGE OF A STEAMSHIP
ACROSS THE ATLANTIC.
She Was Mistaken For q Vessel on Fire.
Tho Singular Yankee Craft Which Paved
the Way For Modern Ocean Travel-Re.
suit of American Enterprise.
Especial CORRESPONDENCE.

Especial Correspondence.
SAVANNAH, March 12.-The winter
season of 1895 presents a record Of storm,
and ocean disasters unparalleled In this
century. Many q sailing and steamship
went down before the awful gales that
swept the seas. Hundreds, probably thou.
sands, of lives were lost, but notwithstnnd-
ing this terrible record it has been proved
BY the recent tempestuous voyages of the
Teutonio and Gascogne that the progress
OF the science Of naval architecture has en-
Abled men to construct steamships that
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1895-04-05
An Interesting Announcement.

An Interesting Announcement.
On March 81, 1919, the New York Mer-
camille Advertiser contained the following
announcements: by an advertisement in
this days paper it will be seen that the
new and elegants steamship Savannah is to
leave our harbor tomorrow. Who would
have had the courage 20 years ago to haz-
ard a prediction that In the YER 1919 q ship
of 300.tons burden would be built in the
port Of New York to navigate the Atlantic
propelled by steam? Such, however, is the
fact. Her cabin is tinishedin elegant style
and is fitted up In the most tasty man.
ner.' What a stupendous stride has sci
once made between this pioneer of ocean
travel and the great ships that now cross
the Atlantic and defy even the fercest
storms!
The Savannah .sgot under way for sea
with the crew on board at 10 a. m. Sum
day, March %, 1915" and the pilot left
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1895-04-05

C%hestnuts were sold On the streets Of
ancient Rome at 20 for l cent.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1895-04-05

John Wesley remembered the names Of
many hundreds of the members of his So
cieties and was rarely st fault when adj
dressed by any one whom he hal met be-
fore.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1895-04-05

boat whose paddle wheels could be taken
on board when not in use. She carried rs
tons Of coal-the Campania carries nearly
1000 tons-and 25 cords of wood for
kindlinp,