The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-05-28

Anger is the insanity of Impotence.
Whoever buys home goods helps home
labor.
About the hardest thing to reform is
reformer.
Every mineral spring in California is
sanitarium.
The silurian's deafness is the result of
his blindness.
Stanford and Berkeley are locking arms
instead of horns.
No man can be square whose life is
round of pleasures.
When capital ceases to employ labor it
becomes pernicious.
The supreme issue OF the day is the re-
turn OF better times.
Perhaps Grover will try to float his book
as another bond issue.
Those who do not work for good govern
ment do not deserve it.
He laughs best who has the gayety to
laugh at his own expense.
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Democratic leaders are making tobog-
gan slide of the silver question.
Cranks may wrangle over the silver
question, but statesmen will settle it.
1t now appears to be fight between
"sound money" and ''honest money"
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improvements as soon as they are done.
The sweet girl graduate of the colleges is
the coming woman of the summer resort.
The City prepares for a holiday about
the time country folks are busy picking
fruit.
The Carson Mint scandal is slowly shak-
ing out its reefs and sailing on a wider
course.
If Market street gives King Cobble a
black eye the Twin Peaks will split with
laughter.
Prosperity will never be complete until
every workingman can find employment
at good wages.
he WHO unOeTSLduOS IHS SlOIAeS VI IlCuI-
fishing knows how to cast his lines in
pleasant places.
The people who are trying to make enc
mics of gold and silver have larger stock
of brass than either.
The first skyrocket fired at the Santa
Cruz carnival will be caught on high by
the Angel of Plenty.
The society man is preparing to revise
dancing programmes by consulting the lists
of graduating classes.
Money spent in foreign market may
come back, but money spent in home
market never goes away.
As it is said Cleveland is not satisfied
with Carlisle we may reasonably doubt if
Carlisle is satisfied with himself.
There can never be union of Central
American States until there is first a union
of the people in any one OF the States.
The only big pumpkins that California is
pointing to these days are those that grow
on the shoulders of unprogressive men.
The spring weather 1uctuates so much
in the East that the people do not know
whether to call it next summer or last
winter.
The Memphis gold convention having
proved failure, Cleveland might have
better success by calling the next one in
London.
The summer is singing blithe songs of
welcome to those toilers of the city who go
to seek health and happiness in the
mountains.
The forthcoming meetings of the State
Horticultural Society will probably discuss
the art of budding independence on an
industry stock.
Since the advance in the price of oil
Kaiser William has been encouraging Ger
man scientists to discover a cheap substi-
tute for petroleum.
1t would not be laughing matter to the
Hawaiian Government if the deposed
Queen should marry Japanese Prince
who could train the Mikado's eye on the
islands.
If the New Jersey man who claims to
have discovered a method of producing
extreme test he had better try it on the
money question.
OF the late New York Legislature it is
said only one member was indicted for
bribery, while three were investigated and
declared to be strictly honest. The rest
seem to be doubtful.
Memphis, having tried her hand dis
astrously at a gold convention, has now
called silver convention, and it is wonder
full how every Memphian face has bright
ened at the announcement.
The new corporation organized in Santa
Clara County to manufacture fruit juices
and ship them away is one of the wisest
and most promising plans for development
and profit that have been devised.
Civic pride turks in the heart of every
good citizen, but it is so timid that it has
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