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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

Lord Colin Campbell. son of the Duke
OF Argyll, who died dishonored and nm
mourned at Bombay the other day. was
probably the most contemplate of the
many blackguards who have brought
disgrace and shame upon the fame of
the British peerage. 1t would be diff
cult, perhaps, To decide between the
claims of various scions of British
noble houses to the bad eln,nence-
of being the worst OF their class: I'm, y
villain who would stoop 10 an effort
10 smirch the character OF 4 beautiful
and accomplished woman whose great
est sin WAS that she had become Lord
Collins wife, and who would not dis
dain 10 employ the foresworn testf-
mony OF eayesdropping domestics
"cabbies' and common loafers To ac-
complish his end, as did the decedent
in his scandalous divorce suit against
Lady Colin Campbell. must have sunk
pretty nearly TO the lowest depths of
deprayity. What the perfunctorv
courtly necrologists will find to say in
their obituary notices of this noxious
sprig of British aristocracy will be
curious reading, indeed.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23
THE CLEVELAND VICTORY.

The Cleveland convention was a
victory for the silver sentiment of the
country. The monometallic standard
men were largely in the majority and
could have passed any resolution which
they might have desired. Nobody
questions that. But they didn't. They
did not evn dare risk straddling COM
promise. The earnestness. the argu-
mentS and attitude Of the silver dele
gates backed the majority down into
dumbneSS. 1t was the hum Of the
buzz-Saw, clean and distinct. The gov
errors Of sixteen states were in addi-
ton heard from in the affirmative, for
silver. The goldite element of the
east will foam over the fall down of
their representatives in that conven-
ton. But threats and froth will not
avail. The single standard fellows
took the only possible wise course A
minority in the right, however small,
is greater than the majority in the
wrong, however, large.
But what came Of it at iast?"
Quoth little Peterkin.
why that I cannot tell" said he,
But it was a famous victory"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23
SLICK SLAPS AND SLIM SLAMS.

Atchison Globe: A holiness camp meet
ing is the latest form of saving brands
from the burnis. AS Wichita Is having
one. they must be all right.
Topeka Journal: It semes little strange
that enough eligible persons could be
found in wichita to fill the offices OF a
Christian Citizenship league.
Enid Eagle: The nominal ton OF Harry
Gordon. OF Wichita, for stace senator. by
the Republicans, will be a clear case OF
the survival OF the prettiest.
Topeka Journal: II took Wichita thief
TO display the nerve Of breaking into the
sherin's Office to steal money belonging 10
the Christian Endeavor society
Marion Record: Joudge c. Reed. OF
Wichita. has been renomiatred. The
judges old friends in Marion are all glad
TO hear of his continued success.
Kansas City Star: Twenty kegs OF beer
were used al a wedding near Wichita on
Monday. The backbone OF the drought
In Kansas is completely puIverize3-
Enid Wave: The Wichita Eagle IS
boosting George LANG for mayor OF Enid
George accepted the Eagles nomination
this morning by wire. Now, let the cam
paign open
Abilene Reflector: TIE Holiness asso-
citation at Wichita sent 80 and lot Of
provisions 20 needy Oklahoma people
That kind q holiness viii count II the
next world
Emporia Republican: The portrait of
the Wichita candidate whose name Is
Rats. should adorn the platform recently
laid down IN that city by the Republican
county convention
Atchison Champion: Colonel Muriock
OF the Wichita Eagle, st.i-rns that The
new woman is q kicker. and be cid rot
keep his eyes close 20 ire ground when he
made the discovery
Lyons Republican,: wichita has been
claiming a population OF about S.Sssl "A
good many OF them were evidently 1ot
at home" 10 the assessor as he found but
about y. 900 OF them.
St Joseph Herald: There are good
many people IN kznsa. who cannot &c;
over resretti1x that Ms. Leases fancy
did not take 20 progressive euca-e or
crochetIrg instead q politics.
Ieavenwo-th Tines Although Wichita
has FOR years borne the name Of being tie
TOUGHEST ,own IN the state, .hs 10 .;
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23
WHAT Is WALL STREET.

There is no more patriotism in Wall
street than there is holiness in hell.
1t is the continental incubator of ma
tional greed. an international hive of a
species of bee begotten Of n cross be-
tween a hornet and n wasp. all sting
and no honey. 1t is Il nest of finan-
cial tarantulas whose speculative web
attaches to everything under the sun
that promises profit. To them the
world of industry, of finance and of
commerce, with all its sweat. effort and
enterprise is but field of flowers for
them TO suck. Railways. mills, lesis-
latureS. stores. banks and factories.
congresses, trusts and corporations. are
but so many pieces on their chess board
which they play one against the other.
IN combination or any way so The re-
suit of the play comes 10 their hand.
Prosperity and distress. hapDinesS and
despair, ruin or death. they pull the
strings not caring which or what 81
long as that which they back. wins
The black flag or the white. the hoI-
loWed-eyed skeleton Of starvation or
the sroS>ness of REPETITION and pruri-
ency. the one for them is rs good as
the other II IL has big money in IL
They have but one object or aim and
that is 10 beat somebody. anybody
everybody Their politics is an er-
rant communism. an egotistical an
archy and they VIII contribute money
to both parties-to any party-countinr
on controlling all parties especially
THE party that is in Their only re-
lision is cupidity. their sod mammon.
A bull one day and a bear the next
they horn and tear every conceivable
material interest by turns.
This Is faint proof-print OF Wall
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23
OKLAHOMA OUTLINES

Governor Renfrow is improving. He IL
now able to sit Up.
Fifty horses are training at the Guthrie
track for the July races.
Judge Kilgore's family have taken up
their residence in Ardmore-
President Cleveland has taken no action
on the Clyde Mattox petitions.
Miss Dawes accompanies her father on
his visits to the Indian tribes.
Mr.. DwinneIi. baker. "a the new pro-
prietor Of the Mulhan Enterprise
The salary Of the postmasters a Fl Reno
and Oklahoma City have been increased.
A crowd from Ardmore viii attend tbs
bimetallic convention at Oklahoma City.
The Choctaw railroad has entered into
an agreement 20 build depot at AcLoud.
The Dawes commission continues 70
alternate dong nothing with drawing its
salary.
Hoke Smith has a new girl baby. and
an Enld man arose 10 ask II !: were q
sooner.
Editor Tinker Is fighting Freeman AMI
Freeman apparently doesn't care Ink
er's dam
A bridge ives; OF wzukomis which cost
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23
THAT DELECTARLE DISH.

The Kansas Breeze, the official organ
Of the state, which was humoristic in
its sarcasm of the silver element of
Kansas a few weeks since seems 10
have caught the glimpse of a reflection
Of chain-Eghtning or the electrical like
Its editor now consents that sit isn't
fair to say that the convention of last
Tuesday represents the free coinage
sentiment of Kansas. because il
didn't" He admits that there are
several thousand people in Kansas who
believe that free coinage would be a
good thing who don't want, however.
To so into new party movement, and
that there are several thousand more
who would probably be for free coin
age if their opinion was asked. The
Capital also. which would a few weeks
since listen to nothing but a gold stan
dard for silver and a gold standard
for every other conceivable value, now
practically Endorses the Sedgwick coun-
Is platform which declares for a stan
dard OF silver as well as OF gold
All this kind OF crawishing. IL the
Eagle had been the guilty party. would
have been called crow-eaIinc. Il does
taste little rank and it may he crow.
The only surprising thing about IL is
its suddenness. We had no doubt that
the Breeze and Capital would take To
the dish with an apparent relish In Il
way. that is by having il cramemd
down their threats, but This voluntary
expedited voluntary de~iutition is
enough 10 turn the other fellows
stomach.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23
For the Eagle.
TIE BACHELOR GIRL.

Let poets sing praises Of maidens 50 gentle
And sigh for the beauties with frizzes
and curls,
I'll fling to the winds every thought sentt-
mental
And welcome the sensible Bachelor Girls.
No tresses of gold nor eyes so bewitching,
Nor Iaces bedecked with opals and pearls
gladness
As climbing the hills with the Bachelor
Girls.
Away with the maid who Is plotting and
To catch a nice beau with her waItzes
and whirls.
Fling to the winds all the paints and the
powders
And give me romp with the Bachelor
Girls.
Parlors and lawns have their Jewels and
pleasures
When the painted-cheek maiden her
beauty unfurls;
o give me the meadows or pines Of the
forest,
And a race over rocks with the Bachelor
Girls.
People may worship the angels In laces.
And sigh for the beauties in feathers and
curls:
Even youth might surrender TO fashions
and fancies,
But give me the love Of the Bachelor
Girls.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23
THREE AND ALL MEN.

There is the Who Reigns; and
the Man-WhO-Plows-Cor and the
| Man Who Writes-Po Most of the
weekly papers are issued on Friday.
The Man o-Plows-Corn takes a
weekly paper. He has looked it over
this week. He is very tired and dusty
and fOot-sore But he likes to read
that weekly paper. He gets into n
shady corner Of the front porch, over
looking the fields of his toll and IN
folds that paper. He reads down the
column and becomes interested. He is
reading of the -Who-Reigns. The
Who eigns has been opening a
great canal, changing the scheme of a
continent, cutting a corner off the
world. The world has come forward
to see the Man-Who- Reigns dedicate
this great work. The ordnance of the
homocidal nations of the world belch
forth in deafening praise of his eX-
plot Magnificent battleships glide
past him. each saluting him in turn. and
the multitude on the shore reaises a
bedlam of chores. The Man-Who-
Reigns is supremacy happy. The hon.
age is magnificent and his pride keeps
step with it. He has the same arms
and legs and organs and perhaps a
mind not so good as the average among
those who are rendering him servitude.
but he is at that moment, supreme and
he feels it,
As the Manufactured Corn reads
on, he feels this. He feels that the
Man, ho-Reigns is tasteing of sweets
that are denied him. The description
of the splendid banquet embitters his
own humble fare There is glory and
luxury and bliss for the Man Who
Reigns and nothing but toll for the
Man-WhO-Plows-Corn.
The Man-Who-Reigns was born to the
glory; the Man-WhO-P Corn was
born to toll. But that does not allie
viate the latters grievance. If cir
cumstance is to blame for their for
tunes, then, in his mind circumstance
is crime. For the Man-Who-Plows-
Corn knows that if he had been born
in royal chambers and reared in court
etiquette his honOrs would have rested
on him gracefully as they do on the
Man-WhO-Reigns. Without that birth
and without that training, still he has
the capacity and the desire to enjoy
that glory and luxury.
Now, into his mind of discomfort
comes the Man-Who-Writes-P Poetry.
In soothing words and hypnotic jingles
he tells the Man-WhO-Plows-C Corn that
he is infinitely happier and more fortu-
nate than the Man-Who-Reigns. He
points out that a pleasant day among
the growing corn is heaven beside
the hell of the cares and vexations of
the affairs Of state. He demonstrates
that joy is to be found in toll and
drudgery, poor food and no rest and
that comfort and plenty are really mis-
fortunes. And glory, so the Man-Who-
Writes-Poetry tells the Man-Who-
PlowsCorn is an empty show.
And the Man-Who-Reigns reigns.
And the Man-Who- Plows- Corn plows
corn.
But the o-Writes-Poetry lies.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

street in which is concentrated the
keenest intellectually Of the country,
the brightest, but souless and pervert-
ed. Only for six hours out of the
twenty-four is Wall street open for
business, but the other eighteen hours
are wholly consumed by its occupants
in planning for those six hours, in
which time the practical destinies of
seventy millions Of people in being given
direction are corralIed.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23
INTERSTATE SILVER CONVENTION

From the Woodward 20. To News.
Say fellows. why wouldn't it be dandy
idea to hold an interstate silver conven-
ton in Wichita sometime this summer,
say about August or September. The
Wichita Eagle belongs to Oklahoma as
much as Kansas, it is red hot on the right
trail and its perch would make a mighty
nice branding pen for goldbug mavericks.
Wichita is a good central point for Kan
sas and Oklahoma TO get together. There
is no reason why the screamer OF the
Princess shouldn't be able TO get together
at Wichita the representative silver men
Of all parties IN both Kansas and Okla
homa- Let's try il anyway
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

Perhaps it might be well for Kansas
to have two governors. One could at
tend to the duties of the office while
the other would have To sit down and
listen TO the crazy mouthings Of the
prohibtioniStS.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

This week Professor Dyche of Kan
sas, leaves for the north to cut Mr..
Peary out Of the ice. Kansas attends
to large portion of the earth, but it
is something new for a kansan to go
out to rescue trapped explorers.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

OF course Dumas is not aware of the
fact. but John Waller of Kansas. as
he strolis around and thumps the walls
Of the Chateau diff. is inclined to re-
mark that the author of Monte Cristo
Is 4 liar
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

Russell Sage must pay $4,000 for
holding 4 clerk between himself and
a bomb. The next time Sage will
throw all the clerks out of the room
and sit down on the bomb himself.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23
u county 700 is reported 70 have been

the county 5000 is reported 10 have been
washed away.
The very latest lie comes from okla-
bears tomatoes
II II were not 50 hot -he Oklahoma
City Times-Journal and the Star would
indulge in fight
And the Wichita mountains were not
overrun with settlers. That appears 10
have been the plot
The Insane asylum at Norman IS ready
for business Arapahos and gold field
papers please copy.
A. II. Dixon. negro. hss been ordered
70 leave Oklahoma City for writing love
letters to a white girl
Il is a cold day whe, a dispatch from
The Indian Territory does rot end with
more bloo6shed Is expected"
Treasurer Turner gives notice tina.
there are funds on hand 20 redeem all
general fund warrants registered OF or
before April =. iEc-
Judge Springer did 10, stand n. Sflds
% the territory lonE. He ~ TOW back
in wazhinE-oa drinking champagne and
smoking civilization csxsrs-
The Po1ca city council passes an o-dl-
nance commanding al saloons - shut ~
On Sunday. The nertsun5ay ire saloons
all Raj Signs o. reading fks this. Front
door closed come 20 me back eoor-"
jackson lfesssn.Bhb~. a fuIl-.se>.ts. re-
Gently klIles hss tro;bsr zssr TzE5hl-a.
Indian Territory. fer TIE E~atIe reason
that he wanted ro>sezson az Fl. bro,hsrs
wife TAttie things IKE n1zEG-r &C rot
sor her tse American Iz6iAa
The Editor % TIE Ps-rT Ea-e---fye a.ks,s
friend who Vac going 80 II Reno %
write back ant tel hiEa fhs erset facts
abou: re Eoi1 nine Ar1 :hz. ,r1e1e
wrote hack tat TIE gold End vas straight
rop4sf
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

John ". Foster will soon return to
America bearing aloft triumphantly
the banner: "In times of war prepare
the peace stipulations. 100000 per
stiD"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

Probably those five detectives who
guard Cleveland were provided for the
purpose of keeping cigar drummers.
who might want To quote wholesale
rates 10 the president. away.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

If as it is said, the new Yerkes tele-
scope will bring the moon within fifty
miles Of the earth, the Standard Oil
trust will surely grab it.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

If William will read the history Of
America he may forsee that the future
president Of Germany will some day
drive mules along that canal.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

In the small boys philosophy it is
held that "All goes up must come
down." What a mangled mass EN-
peror William will be when he finally
droDS
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

If papers are allowed Debs while in
Jail he VIII notice that there were So
coo bottles of wine and 10000 cases of
beer at Kiel, and not a single cucum-
hor
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

When Mr.. Horn and Mr.. Harvey
meet they may decide that they had
better await the decision of the Ma
tional convention, and adjourn.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

Rev. Anna Shaw was asked to name
the biggest tree in the Yosemite valley.
She named it Susan Il. Anthony"
The giant tree is 400 years old.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

There is reason to believe that the
goose that laid the golden egg ia Okla
homa is not yet killed, but mob of
miners" is probably in full cry
after him
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

At any rate the opinion Of the Cleve-
land convention was not that the fin
ancial question rested solely for a solu-
ton on the tariff on steel rails.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

1t was apparent that the real con-
sensus of opinion on the financial ques-
ton at Cleveland was that Mckinley
ought to have the nomination.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

Ouarrelsome contemporaries will
note that The once famous Wichita liar
has been superseded by the Wichita
mountains liar.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23
w@wmmA3s&9
Successors to MUsS0N & MCNAMARA
Last Week of
The June Sale.

will develop some bargains that will recommend
themselves to every one who desires save money
We divide the price but never the quality.
At 60 cents Monday lot of good desirable
wrappers for ladies. light and medium colors
we'll made and well fit. It's hardly necessary to
say they are worth more. See them in south
center window.
AT p cents Tuesday Onlv-lO0O wards of good
lawns and fine challies will be closed to keep
things lively during the June sale. See them
north center window.
At cents Wednesday-Court Royal Piques the
most desirable patterns produced this season and
worth double the prices asked at this special June
sale.
For One Silver Dollar Thursday-Your choice
of 100 silk gloria umbrellas that would bring $500
to $3.50 in the regular way. We won't guarantee
them to last many hours Sale will begin at
o'clock.
At cents a pair Monday-25 dozen childrens
fast black ribbed hose sizes to o. They are an
unusual thing for the money.
Fine new pattern percales, Sc.
Fine Lisle ribbed vests Cadieso I0c.
Leather and wicker belts choice, Sc.
Ladies' four-in-hand ties, new; ladies' teck
ties, latest.
Bourbon and Point de Venise laces, to 12
inches wide now at IOc.
The check gingham waists are scarce,
but they're here Came in Saturday.
Good unlaundried waists, all sizes, Ioc each.
MILLINERY
Three-fourths of all Our millinery will be on
sale this week at Half.
NSNWMM&8
s,s<Sss>s<
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

The fashion initiated by Oklahoma
bandits Of making their victims change
trousers with them is liable to nip the
bloomer craze in the bud down there.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

Very considerably the Cuban war
suspended for one day in order to give
room for the Campos assassination
rumor to have another go at the public.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

That Cleveland convention had the
courage of its convictions, all right,
but its convictions didn't shine out for
meritOrious bravery.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

Some of these days if you read that
Cleveland is rejoicing over ten-pound
fish, you can know it is a typographical
error
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

There was a time when the politi-
clans said that ingalls, had no show
for the senatorship. But that was
days ago.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

To sum it all up, if nobody will fight
Emperor William will change the geo.
graphy Of Europe if he has to use a
spade.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

1t is getting about warm enough
again for Herr Most to fill up on beer
and demand that the United States
send in her resignation.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

There is demand that the man who
started the gold scare in Oklahoma be
kicked in effigy.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

II Professor Dyche should happen
to Ike some OF those icy fields and
settle on them some foreign nation
would come along and throw him in
jail. AT least. that IS John Walters
opinion about il
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

Apropos Of the new woman VIII the
leg that pumps the pedal be the leg
that rules the world!
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

And this climate, fellow ana sweiter-
ing citizens, is in the North Temperate
zone!
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

That tear in McKinley's eye at OF
tawa is likely to drown what Reed
sentiment there was in Kansas.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

Labor Commissioner Bird is now ex-
pected to explain the John Speer Incl
dent in full view of the audience.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

HR--T't iEst a. lics - hzuT FER she~-
as ez-5s-" ss--'-fTei yOus be h-ay for
res;re-. yozs'h - Eu-gf a cz1f or ns2sk
i-s - oLxers ssas@x<zau.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

pa 'hs, .1.sie barr s-ro~s Or s:-res
s.s- say iceta-" s-Df cTs-~e Noi Tcszr-T
lea ct1r : hare Az ~hea ysG ur-- ~.
sra BE; tAAs h'ss5 =. = . sss-.s. -
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

LADIES car pe-11z-e-sfT h~sr-ssT III,
tnp!erior with Gse7n's Ssjpkgr Soa5-
HI Hair z.1 Wkssker Dye, 10 cez-a
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23

SsE-'The gToo-a seems Q-isr co1l" n
The b-sce = .ro-- Boston H--T.se
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-23
WICHITA HOSPITAL.

Admiralty 10
Gated. thorough
ly equipped for
the care an q
trsesment Of all
surgical, obstei-
real and gynzo-
cologicsi cases.
Trained nurses
constsn thy In
charge, together
with an eminent
corps Of phys.
clans and sur
geona
Private rooms
from 3: TO Ga
per weeh.