The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-12-15

/ ton Wednesday evening
Friday evening Mr.. and Mrs. S. Henry
| Schnitzler celebrated the eighth ami
| versary Of their wedding.
During the holidays Mrs Lee Corbett
| Will give party in Garfield hall nj hon
or of Roy Corbett who will be home
from college on vacation
WH1RLs WITH WICHITA.
Kansas City World: In all her pros
pecting wells Wichita strikes only water.
! Caldwell News: Murderer Hayward OF
! Minnesota, a negro in Florida and jury
in a Wichita joint case were hung this
week.
Topeka Press; Wichita has at last
found a way to get even with Topeka.
/ Il has repealed its anti-cigarette ordi-
nance
! Arkansas City Daily Reporter: Wich-
/ tia has repealed her cigarette ordinance.
This leaves nothing unrepealed now ex-
| cept Tiger Bill.
| Hutchinson Herald: Since Tiger Bill
has begun to get the whiskyites of Wich-
tia in jail, Marsh Murdock's coat tails
drag on the ground.
Hutchinson Interior Herald: The great
Wichita and Leavenworrh daiEes appear
to still think that resubmission is still
a possibility in Kansas.
Woodward Inspector: The Enid Wave
says there is man living in Wichita
whose feet are so large that he has to
put his pants on over his head.
Topeka Capital: From last reports six
convictions for violating the prohibitory
law had been obtained by jury at Wich-
tia, and two jointists We're in Jail. The
world do move.
Kansas City Journal: Wichita now
claims to be the literary and art center
of Kansas. This IS the kind of nerve
which gave Wichita that world-famous
boom some years ago.
Guthrie Capital: There has been a
Kansas resurrection. The Eagle has ex-
humed the do You Know column
which so delighted readers of country
papers in the boom days.
Caldwell News: The Sedgwick county
well-diggers have passed through several
strata of crystaIized gypsum and other
hard substances and expect very soon to
reach the morals of the city of Wichita.
Springfield (Mo) Democrat: We second
the motion of the Wichita Eagle to call
the powers of Europe the powwowers.
There is more sham about them than in
the reform claims of the Republican
party.
Woodward Inspector: Up at Wichita
n resident of that very wicked town
dreamed he died and was in hell six
months before he knew it, on account of
meeting so many of his old ne:ghbors
there.
Kingfisher Reformer: Marsh Murdoch
is trying TO scare Reed into giving one
of the Kansas crowd a Craftsmanship.
Reed has probably heard from Kansas
since her redemption and is leery even of
her ministers.
Emporia Gazette: Bent Murdoch is
superintendent of Sunday school in FL
Dorado. There always was a thick strain
of piety in Murdoch blood. The only
thing against the Murdocks is that they
fish and fight.
Topeka Capital: If any of our face
tious exchanges have occasion to refer to
that five foot alligator killed near To-
peka they viii please bear in mind that
the deed was done and the measurements
made by Wichita citizen.
Lawrence Journal: Leavenworth, Atch-
ison and Wichita may be pretty tough,
but they have not become so depraved
and poverty-stricken yet that they have
TO rob graves for a living. If this be
Jrtason, Topeka may make the most of it.
IS greatly worked up because someone
has said that the Chicago reports Of the
alleged Kansas meeting We're guys. If
the Chicago papers didn't guy the meet
ing they are away behind the Kansas
papers.
Arkansas CITY Reporter: The juries OF
Topeka absolutely refuse to believe the
evidence OF spoilers. And they conven-
iently call every witness who testifes to
having drank in a joint a spotter. How
much better this than all the fuss and
feathers they indulge in at Wichita
Topeka Mall and Breeze: Colonel Mar
eenus Murdoch still confidently an
roulces that there viii be a session of
the legislature this winter In spite of
al his faults we have always loved the
colonel. and this fresh evidence of in |
sanity on his part grieves US more than !
tongue can tell.
Pratt Republican: a Wichita boy kill |
C. an alligator last week. There wouldn't |
be anything so very strange about this |
If The gator had been killed az Wichita. |
hut the boy is IN the reform school at /
Topeka and caught the alligator on the |
bank OF a creek that runs through the /
school grounds. How il got there 10 /
one seems 20 know, but Il was a sure |
enough alligator and measured five feet l
IL length.
Kansas city star: 4 former Wichita 4
boomer, Who now lives in Kansas City,
was threatened wlJh q suit on Z small 4
account by a bill collector. That would
BE foolish expense" said the boomer.
For less money you could so TO Wichita
and buy bigger Judgment against me
than you could get on this bill" A man
Who has been through a Kansas boom
has no more fear OF a Judgment than OF
a circus lion.