Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-04-18
Let Us All Laugh.

Lauyhable-Thc Wech's HuElor. ~ '-sl
Let Us AIg Laugh. .. y.~,-
"Does this roof leak always" Agent
Chic, yo 1nte, D,.e.n -. !
.sCan this persons word Ike depend. ,s,,
ed upon2, Heavens, yes! Y.on can :: i
bank on it that he'll neyeta ,teH thes:,s"
truth. Chicago Inter Ocean. -. .E.s:
Butler-..I may I've rsoor, but there was: :
q time when I .rx,tfe in a catyiag ,.y
Cook--'Tcs, antfsyour mother pushed. :.
it.''-pall Mall Budget, ,.,:.;,..r:
''What the new woman wants tor =
learn, says the Manayunk philosophers" =
SIS to buy larger sRoe.and d SMALLER
hat "-Philadelphia Reessd. |
Lady (artists-~ Have you NOTICED the
new art movement i'm shoW bi}ls?" "a
Philstine- -sYes, but if that is art, T. :.
am a fool" Lady->It IS art Truth:
Burglar DUST acquitted, to'nis ceu1i COUNT :.
seD-'I will shortly call and see you w.
at your office SIR every good; but in
the daytime, please. "-Blumenlese.
Here is Col. links. He wants You
to explain the financial questioN .te%.
him. Certainly, Colonel CAM you
lend me $10?'-Atlanta Constitution
Hiland-"My horse is the most. intel F.+
Iigent animal I know Harket-"Go -
orr Hfland-"He's away up in gee''
-Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
May-"I wonder what the men do at
the cluh?" Pamela-''From what Jack
says, guess they play with the kitty
most of the me."--Harlem Life.
Spoons will my duckyy trust
me in everything when we are mar
ried?" -"Everything, Algy, pro-. a
vided you don't ask fora night kes'- 70
Scribner's- -: =. ~
Mrs. Poore-'Jabez, why do they say
hush money!" Mr.. PooreGHL don't
know, Marindy, unless it is that money
talks. New York Morning Journal.
Alberta-'1 believe you: eall Yourself:
an advanced woman. .leary"' Alethea- -.
eyes, love- Alberta. (ss'weetly) 5.:rhen:~ q:
you may tip the waiter, dear. Judge.
"scaggs is getting fat" said Willough-' ~ =
by. Hes developed a double chin" :.
"Well, he needed it, said Parsons. -.
His original chin was oyerwofked''- -.
Harpers Bazsr- =, go, ="
Aunt Rosss-"Well, Juanita, swhat.
would you like to be when .ysu are' :
grown up?'' Juanito whose. parents
are very strict)-"Pd like to .be, an ."
orphan. Ell Dia-
Mrs. Mea1er-'I am sorry to say, the
tea is all exhausted Crusty boarder :: :
81 am not surprised 1t has been very . =
weak for some time" Philadelphia In :
quirer. - -" -
Woman at the door Are You a ;.
tramp?" Waggles-tNo madim; I'm. !.
de pet model ov de Moo York cumick
artists, an somehow has lost me way...a.. ).
Syracuse Pest =. a., :.
Maud-And Mr.. Meanitall reallyssaitf: 8
that 1 was better looking thatSseveisEt.
Marie (wickedly)--No, dear. He' siih- 80
ply said you were looking BSS s - q:
Life. =, ~ -
"What, you are going to ask your
employer for his daughters hand2 Pa:
Suppose he should kick you todt?'''s -
ooh, have already secured another
place."-Fliegende Batter. : -: '.":'
"Mrs. Talker is a very obedient wom- >
an" "All ever noticed about her is4'
that she is an awful gossip. THAT'S
why What you tell her goes."-New
York Morning Journal.
Pertly-There's one thing which:.r r..
have to say in favor of the wind when :,
it whistles. Dullhead-Whats .that?.:,.,
Pertly-It never whistles popular airs. I
Boston Home Journal. a. ~:
Mrs. Strongmind-If women Wallld. i.
only stand shoulder to shoulder, 4 they -
would soon win the suffrage. pr. : ;
Guffy-But, madam. that is something :.
they can't do with the present style =,
in sleeves.-Tid- Bits. :.:'.. ."
Jack-Madge has beautiful hair,~
hasn't she? Nell-Yes; she gets that
from her mother. jack didn't know.
her mother had hair. of that COLOR.
Ne11-Oh yes! She has all. kinds. i'll
her store-Philadelphia Record.
Bjones VERY parsimoniously)- is.
a great comfort to me to reflect that
time is money. Browne-Why7
whenever l want to be particularly.
liberal to my friends l go out and
spend some time with them."-Truth.
Friend of the defendant When the
Judge asked you where. syou were !.
born, why didn't you tell him. at: oHees.::
that you are native of Chicago? De-:s.
fendant-I would have been q fodR' toss
criminate myself, wouldn't I ?--BegtoRs..
Transcript. So go
Weary Walker-say, mister, gimnse>-::.
dime. Dignified wayfarer-G Give yoI =.
dime. / think you are more in need .
of manners than money. Weary WalR-.'
er-Well. I struck yer fer what j
thought ye had the most uY.-Harper's
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