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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-24
TOR SALE,
FOR SALE.

Business property in central -
city that Will pay ass a.. .r.... .''. '' %
MODERN dwelling, choice Ioe4., .-
a few minutes walk from e.n,-'-. . ''
city. .-.. &.
Modern dwelling on Tie Island
Choice Pleasant Valley lots
. roomed cottage. 60 N.-. v.-
in first class condiuoa az. -.."
TO LET
Business property. dv ........
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s1luons. is entered at the Postothce n
Wheeling. w. Va. as secoud-class matter
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SMITH G DICKINSON
1929 MlEkLI STR.
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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-24
FOR SAlE-REAL ESTATE

TOR SALE-NEW SIy-poo,, ~
l. laundry. bath room. a,tir I..iI H1rS;
in the best location. win bs -,i... H.-.t'
gain; Enquire OF 7G South Penn .t. AZ !.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1895-04-24
IN A MADHOUSEE.

Startling Charges of a Woman Against Her
Husband - The Accused Mans State
mont
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06
Au.tralla, the land of Inverted order.

Australia, the Land OF Inverted Ord0rs
Professor Ullathorne in his great work
on Australia, gives the following points
concerning which that country Is dissim-
liar to the other countries of the world:
Australia Is really the antipodes Of the
remainder Of the world in all respects.
Summer time comes during the time Of
European winter; the rising barometer ins
diaates rain and the falling the opposite;
the swans are all black and the eagles
white; the male lays eggs and has bill
like duck; the native dogs never bark;
the serpents have tails like fishes and
wings like bats; the prickly pear grows to
be a tall tree, and the poplars and oaks
seldom grow above breast high; ferns grow
from 20 to SO feet in height; the emu has
hairs in place of feathers; the birds are
without song; the sun is in the north at
noon; the chief rivers flow inland; the pear
tree grows fruit that Is beautiful to look
upon, but which when ripe Is as hard as
though fashioned from the wood Of the
tree itself; the leaves Of the trees all stand
-edgewise and cast no shadows; the stone
or pit Of the cherry u on the outside and
must be cracked In order to get at the
meat; the opossums fly like bats; the king
fisher never catches fish, but lives on
fruits; the peas are poisonous; the oaks
bear no acorns; the chestnuts are without
bur- and in many instances the trees are
hollow, with the bark on the inside. st.
Louis Republic.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06
Legal Notice.
District court, Santa Fe county.

Legal Notice.
District court, Santa Fe county.
Daniel Carter No. 1886.
VS.. Assumpsit
G. G. Story and T by Attach
James M. Allan. ment.
To G. G. Story and James NJ. Allan, de-
PENDANTS above named:
You and each of you are hereby noti-
fed that Daniel Carter, the above named
plaintiff, has brought the above entitled
suit against you in which he seeks to re-
cover the sum of three hundred and sew
enty eight and 20-l00 dollars against you
together with interest from December
10, 1894, and costs for work, labor and
services rendered to you as custodian and
Waterman of your property In Glorieta,
in said county of Santa Fe, territory of
New Mexico; that your said property has
been attached in said suit; ard that unless
you appear at the next regular term of said
court, appointed to be held on the second
Monday Of December, 1895, being Mon
day, December 8, 1895, Judgment will be
rendered against you and each of You in
said suit and your said property sold to
satisfy the same.
Dated Santa Fe, N. NJ, October 25, 1895.
GEO. L. WYLLYs,
GEO. w. KNAEBEL, Clerk
Attorney for Plaintiff, Office and Post,
Office address, Santa Fe, N. NJ.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06
New Fast California Train.

On October 29 the Santa Fe Route will
inaugurate new and strictly limited first
class service to Southern California.
The California Limited will leave Chicago
at 900 p. IN. daily, reaching Los Angeles
In three days and San Francisco in three.
and one-half days, saving of half day.
Time from this station correspondingly
reduced.
Equipment will consist of superb new
vestibuled Pullman palace and compart-
ment sleepers, chair car aud dining car,
through to Los Angeles without change.
This will be the fastest and most lux
urious service via any line to California.
Another daily train will cary through
palace sleeper and tourist sleeper to San
Francisco and tourist sleeper to Los
Angeles, as at present.
For full particulars inquire of local
agent Atkinson, Topeka d Santa Fe R. r..
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06
AND

Connections with main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creede, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadvi,le.
At Florence with F. & G. G. R. R. for
the gold camps of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
YER with all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers leaving Santa Fe
at q. IN. take supper at Alamosa, at
which point through sleeper will be re-
served If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. j. HELM, General Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
S. x. HOOPER, G. p. A.,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06
N Office.
To all whom it may concern:


Notice is hereby given that, pursuant
to an order of the district court within
and for the county of Santa Fe, and terri
tory of New Mexico, directing the issue
of commission to take the depositlons
of the following named witnesses: Fran
cisco Romero, Jesns Narvais, Ambrosio
Ortiz, Ascension Silva, Antonio Jose Sill
va, Valentln Montoya and Antonio Ortiz y
Salazar, the testimony of whom is to be
taken relative to who we're and are the
heirs and lineal descendants of Domingo
Romero, one of the grantees of the Mesita
de Juana Lopez grant, situate, lying and
being IN the county of Santa Fe, territory
of New Mexico, the Cerrillos Coal d Iron
Company will on the 9th day of Deem
Der, A. D. 1895, at the Office of Robert G.
Gortner, notary public named in said
order, as the person before whom such
dispositions shall be taken, proceed to
take the dispositions OF the witnesses
herein named.
CERRILLos Coal & IRON COMPANY,
BY R. E. Tw1ToHEIL,
Attorney and Agent.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06

Messrs. G. F. Moore g. Co., Newberg,
Ore, say: eve sell more of Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy than all others put
together, and it always gives satisfac-
ton" Mr.. j. F. Allen, Fox, Ore, says:
~ believe Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
to be the best have handled" Mr.. W.
H. Hitchcock, Columbus, WASH, says:
"Cham berlains Cough Remedy sells we'll
and is highly praised by all who use IT."
For sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06
Darlington Route.

The summer has come and gone; the
beautiful autumn is again with rs; the
great Burlington continues to come and
90 every day in the year, and will con-
tinue to run the best equipped trains
from Denver to Chicago, st. Louis,
Peoria, Quincy, Kansas City, st. Joe,
Omaha, Lincoln and intermediate points,
without change of cars.
The Burlington has long been the es-
tablished favorite route of the travelling
public, and will continue to be the leader
10 everything pertaining to the safety
and comfort Of it's patrons. Through
vestibuled trains leaves Denver at 11:O0
4. m. and $50 p. m. and carry the finest
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars, Famous
@. B. 4 Q. Dining Cars (meals a la cartel,
Reclining Chair Cars and splendid day
coaches. Notwithstanding the many ad-
vantages offered by this line, our rates
are as low as via any other. All ticket
agents will consider ii pleasure to give
full particulars, ticket You, check your
baggage to any point IN the United States
or Canada. Remember your local agent
can make you a. good rates % can be OBJ
t,.insd 10 Denver, but should you desire
any special Information, kindly write
G. w. Vallery, General Agent, 1889 18th
street, Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06

Mrs. W. B. Meek, who resides at Camp
tonville, CAL, says her daughter was for
several years troubled at times with Sc
we're cramps in the stomach, and would
be in such agony that it was necessary to
call in a physician. Having read about
Chamberaln's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy she concluded to try it.
She found that it always gave prompt re-
lief. It was seldom necessary to give tho
second dose. at has not only saved us
lots of worry and time," she says, shut
also doctor bill. It is my opinion that
every family should have bottle Of this
remedy in the house." For sale by Ire
lands Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06
AvisO.
A todos quienes concierne:


Por esta SO da sviso que de conformi-
dad con una order de la corte de distrito
en- por el condado de Santa Fe, y terri
torio de Nuevo Mexico, dirigiendo la au-
torizacion de una comision para tomar
las declaraciones de los siguientes testi-
Cos nombrados Francisco Romero, Je-
sus Narvais, Ambrosio Ortiz, Ascencion
Silva, Antonio Jose Silva, valentin Mon
toya Antonio Ortiz y Salazar, el testi-
monio de quienes Sc tomara con referen-
cha quienes eran los herederos y descen-
dientes lineales de Domingo Romero, uno
de los mercenados de la MERGED de Ia Me-
sta de Juana Lopez, situada y ubicada
en- 81 condado de Santa Fe, territorio de
Nuevo Mexico, la Cerrillos Coal & Iron
Company, ell dia de Diciembre, A. D.
1896, en- la ofcina del notario publico,
Robert @. Gortner, nombrado en- dicha
orden de ser la persona delante de quien
90 t0maran dichas declaraciones, SO pro-
cedera a tomar Ia declaration de los tes-
tigos aqui nombrados.
CERR1LLos Coal q Iron COMPANY,
Por r. E. Tw1ToHELL,
Abogado y Agente.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06

good recommendation for Simmons
Liver Regulator liz, that it is purely vege-
table and strongly toLic.r Then, too, 1t Is
Better than Pills, because easier to take In
liquid or powder and with no gripping,
while the relief from Constipation, Bill
iousness, Sick Headache and Dyspepsia
is quick and sure. II find Simmons Liver
Regulator very safe and valuable fam
lily medicine" -Rev. j. M. Rollins, Fair
field, Va.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06
Loves Seasons.

Loves Seasons
Full lowered summer lies upon the land.
! kiss your lips, your hair, and then your
hand
Slips into mine. Lol we two understand
That love is sweet.
The rose leaf falls; the color fades and dies;
The sunlight fades; the summer, birdlike, flies;
There comes q shade across your wistful eyes,
Is love so SWEET
The flowers are dead; the land Is blind with
rain;
The bud Of beauty bears the fruit Of pain.
Can any note revive the broken strainS
Is love so sweet?
The world is cold, and death is everywhere.
I turn to you, and in my hearts despair
Find peace and rest We know, through foul
or fair,
That love Is sweet.
Pail Mall Budget.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06

and their brains of steel. They eat as if
they had copper stomachs and bowels of
brass. By and by overworked nature re-
bells. Then come headaches, nervousness,
bad blood liver and kidney troubles; health
goes and strength goes. 1t is really won
derful how much abuse the human body
will stand! It is equally wonderful how
quickly it will recover from abuse if one
helps in rational natural way.
Ii was to give just such help that Dr.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets were prepared
They are for constipation and torpid liver,
and in curing those derangements-cure
many complications and resultant diseases,
such as sick and bilious headache, dizzi-
ness, sour stomach, loss of appetite, indi-
gestion, or dyspepsia, windy belchings,
heartburn, pain and distress after eating,
and kindred arrangements of the liver,
stomach and bowels. They are mild in
action = merely supplementing nature.
They are the result of years of study and
experience, and there is nothing else like
them-nothing so effective. If your drug
gist tries to sell you something else he is
either ignorant or makes more money out
of the other thing.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06
F1AT-oPENINa BLANK BOOKS

Being satisfied that If you have once
used Aat-opening book, you will al
ways use them, and in order to get
you to try one the New Mexican
Printing 90. Of Santa Fe, will sell you
HANDMADE BLANK BOOKS,
bound in full leather, with patent
FLAT OPENING STUBS, with your
name and the number, or letter, Of the
book on the back in gilt letters, at the
following low prices:
Or. (4OO paxes) Cash Book $3.50
3 3 g. s.: {a ssS i Isaser =. s s:sS
They are made with pages 10Kx16
inches, Of . good ledger paper with
round cornered covers. The books
are made in our bindery and we guar
antee every one Of them.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06

A. G. BARLEY, Of Magic, Pa, writes: I
feel it duty of mine to inform you and
the public that De Wits Witch Hazel
Salve cured me of very bad case of
eczema. 1t also cured my boy of run
ming sore on his leg. Newton's drug
store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06
She-OholleY has brain trouble.
He-Is that SO? What kind?
Shelf troubles him to think.

Clovertop-Yer see that quilt, young
manf Marthy Ann made it out of ragged
pieces of pants.
Chappeigh-Aw, may ask where you
got so many fine samples of twoserings9
Clovertop-Oh, Tige got 'em. He cap
tured 'em from felers what come ter see
my darter Mary Ellen.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06
BarefoothOod.


How the mornings used to rise
JUST like music In the skiesl
How the first breath Of the day
Smelled like paradise in May,
And you couldn't stay in bed
For the bird songs overhead!
All, how sweet life was and good
In the days of Barefoothoodl
Not q trouble nor care
In the whole world anywherei
Just as light and gay and free
As bird that tops tree,
Just as pure from willful wrong,
Just as full Of grateful song.
Not warbler In the wood
Praises God like Barefoothoodl
Simple joys, and yet how sweet
Just the pools that laved your feet,
Just the mud between your toes,
Just the wild fruit where 1t grows,
Just the homemade line and hook,
Just the cool plunge in the brook
Such as these were drink and food
In the days of Barefoothood.
Oh, the soft, cool morning dew
Ere the days Of sock or shoel
Oh, the showering, as you pass,
OF the sparkling spears Of grassl
Miles and miles Of cobweb lace,
Morning freshness on your face
Who'd forget them, if he could,
Dear old days Of Barefoothood!
James Buckham In Youths Companion
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06

Sore throat. Any ordinary case may
bs cured 10 one right by applying Cham
berlain's Pain Balm as directed with each
bottle. This medicine is also famous for
ito cures Of rheumatism, lame back and
deep seated and muscular pains. For
sale by Ireland's Pharmacy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06
Today.

Today.
Say not tomorrow Today is your own
To parcel ~ you will,
For who can tell that when the day has down
He shall be living stillf
Oh, blest Is he whose daily balance sheet
Brings perfect work TO View,
Whose closing day leaves no task incomplete
For other hands to do.
Tomorrow's but = jack O. lantern sprite
That fees the laggard's clasp,
Today's the power whose hand Of gracious!
might
Holds fortune In Its grasp.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06

There are many good reasons why yen
should use One Minute Cough Cure. There
are no reasons why you should not, if in
need of help. The only harmless remedy
that produces immediate results. New
toms drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06
Our Dead.


Nothing is our own. We hold our pleasures
Just little while ere they are fled.
One by one life robs US of our treasures.
Nothing Is our own except our dead.
They are ours, and hold in faithful keeping
Safe forever all they took away.
Cruel life can never stir that sleeping;
Cruel time can never seize that prey.
How the children leave us, and no traces
Linger Of that smiling angel bandit
Gone, forever gone, and in their places
Weary men and anxious women stand.
Yet we have some little ones still ours.
They have kept the baby smile, we know,
Which we kissed one day and hid with flowers
On their dead, white faces long ago.
Is love ours, and do we dream we know it,
Bound with all our heartstrings as our owne
Any cold and cruel dawn may show it
Shattered, desecrated, overthrown.
Only the dead hearts forsalke us never.
Love that to deaths loyal care has fled
Is thus consecrated ours forever,
And no change can rob us Of our dead.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06

Hoax-well, every man should realize
expect his wife to be more perfect than he
Is.
Joax-Yes every man must make Al
lowances for her especially on pay day
Philadelphia Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06

s'Dasen't Come"
In wher' Their pool is clear an deep
A-divin of wher' Their bank is steep,
Dashin an splashin err round fer fun,
Out on Their sand a-takin er run,
Holdin one 'nuther by Their hand,
Current 30 swift yer kin hardly stand.
A-seein me try ter pull erway
Chum's jest erbout sure ter say,
"I'l bet yer dasen't come"
Tiptop branch Nv Their TALES tree,
Leaves 80 thick yer kin hardly see,
A-clingin fast fer fear he'll drop,
Hitchin way up till he hez ter stop,
Bendin Their limb Jest like er bow,
A-wavin his hat at me berlow,
Shakin Their tree to scare me out, "
Chum's Jest erbout sure to shout,
"I'll bet yer dasen't come"
Ripe yeller apples er hangin high,
Cant help but see 'em walkin by,
Wonder why tits at their bigges an best.
Don't seem ter grow ez low ez Their res.
Orchard lot up behind ther hill,
Both better keep purity mum an still,
Dawg er barkin an runnin our way,
Chum's Jest erbout sure ter say,
"I'll bet yer dasen't come"
Walter 8. Stranahan in Chicago Record
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06

Acts at once, never fails, One Minute
Cough Cure. A remedy for asthma, and
that feverish condition which accom-
paEies a severe cold. The only harmless
remedy that produces immediate results.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06

The Cost OF Joy.
The cost Of Joy is Joy, for in the sea
A brook no longer may an tdler be.
The ocean lifts her ships and bears them on
Our sweet old hillside troubadour is gone.
The cost of Joy is Joy. June brings the rose.
But clad In tears the violet springtime goes.
The rose of passion with her hot, red breath
Is loves first silent messenger Of death.
The cost of Joy is 10y. Suns fright the moon,
The rainbow hope dissolves in truths high
noon.
Today costs yesterday in heart and BRAIN
Immortal life, the sum Of earthly gain.
Martha Gilbert Dickinson.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06
Love Flew In It the window

Love Flew In 1t the window.
Love new in at the window
As Wealth walked In at the door.
"You have come, for you saw Wealth COM
ing" said !,
But he futtered hts wings with sweet littls
CRY,
"I'll cleave to you, rich or poor"
Wealth dropped out Of the window. :.
Poverty crept In through the door.
swell, now you would fain follow Wealth."
said ].
But Love futtered his wings % he gave me the
lie,
'sI'll cling to you all the more"
-Tennyson.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06
SUNBEAMS.

Do You prefer the romantic or the real
istic novels?
Why, don't know. What's the differ
ence?
The first are about impossible events,
and the others are about impossible peo-
Dle
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06
We Give AWAY
Absolutely free of cost, for a
LIMITED TIME ONLY.

The Peoples Common Sense Medical Adviser;
By X. v. Pierce, NJ. D., Chief Consulting Physi
clan to the Invaids' Hotel and Surgical Institute
a book of 1908 large pages and 900 illustrations,
in strong paper covers, to any one sending 81
one-cent stamps to cover cost Of mailing only.
Over $4,000 copies Of this complete Family Doc.
tor Book alreadysold In cloth binding at regular
price of $I.5o. WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL
ASSOCIATION, e63 Main Street. Buffalo, N. 7.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06

It's just as easy to try One Minute
Cough Cure as anything else. It's easier
to cure severe cough or cold with it.
Let your next purchase for cough be
One Minute Cough Cure. Better medicine;
better results; better try it. Newton's
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06

Richter-Man too easily cheats himself
with taking repentance for information,
resolutions for actions, blossoms for
fruits, as on the naked twig of the fig tree
fruits sprout forth which are only the
tleshy rlnds of the blossom.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06
A lmost every man
in Am erica has


: in America has
some digestive
trouble. When
m e II IN e ct, tn e
greeting usually is
We'll how are
your" That de-
velops health
talk. The III an
who has no stom-
ach or bowel
trouble is almost a
curiosity. Trouble
is m en- take no
care of tn e M :
selves. They work
as if their bodies
were made of iron
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06

Bickers-My wife told me last night
she was going to elope with Trotter to-
day.
Trivvet-Wasn't it very singular that
she should tell your
Bikers-Oh, not at all. She wanted a
hundred dollars for travelling expenses,
and gave her the money.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06

Housekeeper--And now, Bridget, is
there anything more that you require
before you become my cook?
Brldget-Yis, mum; there's wan thing
l forgot, mum. I'll expect the use OF
yer bicycle on me afthernooIs out. I've
a pair av bloomers av me own.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-11-06

It is truth in medicine that the small
est dose that performs cure is the best.
De Wits Little Early Risers are the
smallest pills, will perform cure, and
are the best. Newton's drug store.