The Newtown bee., 1895-05-24
A G. Bakers Ady't,

Isn't it sad and deplorable, the ignorance that crops out and comes to the SUI face now and then? And we don't have to go to "Dark.
 est Africa" to find it either. Why only one evening last week, we stood on the Opera House corner in the enlightened and cultured town of Danbury when middle aged man, a 1 real bright looking man, with crease in his tr6aser Is legs n too stepped m up and says Say, 1 squirted double dose ot"knocker- ut-drops" | right squarely in our face and eyes our paral- 1 ysis could not have been more complete We stood and looked al that man until one sus bender button burst from it's socket and then we looked at him again to make sure that he be possible that this question could be asked in all seriousness and in straight English, in this day Of enlightenment when every school boy in the land can tell you where the baboon sprang from and can locate the source and all its detail the story where truth and verac lty and George Westinghouse little hatchet and a certain cherry tree got mixed up to- gether, etc" etc, and this to happen right here in the streets of Danbury. Proud old Danbury with her magnificent public library and unparalleled system of public, private and high schools, and sewing societies and other kindred bureaus of information. The town of all towns where every man, women and child and all the latest ideas on hats, and able to solve everything from the knotty problems of Euclid, of Sociology, Theology, Geology, and the intricate mysteries ot the planetary system down to the common place easier questions of just how much more care and motherly sol1cltude 8 hen is taught by in stinct to exercise during che matching period over Western lined" than over ''fresh laid near bys"; or just when pig ceases to be 8 pig and becomes 8 hog. We all know just when this transformation takes place in a man, but it is much more difficult to deter
 mine its date in a pig. And this question to be put straight at US of all others who have for the past three years been repeatedly and most pers1stently calling attention to Hawley- vile and parting back the tall grass with our own hands that you might be able to see her. and baa sa to we were and Opera House tor support and let bystander answer for us, and what do you think he said why he simply looked aghast and said "dam- ph1no," or some similar sounding foreign word, and passed on, and do you wonder that at this juncture everything turned black and we saw stars and passed into kind of semi conscious state, and the electric lights flick cred and burned green, and the trolley cars stopped, and the opera house seemed totter- ing upon its base and about ready (except for our firm hold upon tt) to crash down upon City Hall and the night lunch wagon, and the soldiers monument stood at a "charge bayonet" position or like the leaning tower ot Pisa, and Hartwell's clothing house ap peared in the Armament upside down be- tween the stars of the Great Dipper and the town clock struck hurriedly and ominously hve minutes ahead of time, instead of five minutes behind, as is it's custom, and the West street side walks were rent in twain Gas is their custom) and every thing betokened the crack of doom. When we came to. the electric lights were burning brightly and the man had passed on, or else been swallowed up In the sidewalk, and we were glad for his second question would undoubtedly have been "Who is president now?" and if "we K SW any dDOuL bhReTS eSUaD lishment or where it was to be tound," and then we should undoubtedly have dropped dead in our tracks. Now we started out with the idea of calling attention to some things at Hawleyville but we struck the Gulf Stream and drifted from our course, so when you come to Hawleyville as we know you will be- fore you decide to buy much furniture, we shall take all the more pains to show you through our very complete line of furniture. mattings, carpets, baby carriages and retrig orators and our low prices. We have no "snap" bargains or Headers" as they are in nocently called, but we have good, square, consistent, uniform prices, from top to base ment, and all based on the smallast expenses we believe Of any furniture concern of our size in the state.
 A. G. BAKER, Furniture Warerooms,
 Opposite Union Depot, Hawley-
 vile. Conn.