The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1895-08-30
GLIMPsEs OF LIFE.
AZ Newport.

Marie Well, if they Amt mad after
il, il isn't the husbands fault, | can
tell you.
lie Got The Receipt.
pat Malone. you are fined five dol
lars for assault and battery on Mike
Sweeney"
I've the money in my pocket and
III pay the fine il yer honor will give
me the resate.
1--WE give no receipts here. We Just
take the money. You will not be called
on second time for your fine.
But. yer honor, I'll not be wanting
Ia nav the same without get a resatc. y
What do you want with it,"
"If yer honor will write one and give
il to me. ] will tell you.
"Well, there is your receipt Now
what do you want with it,
"I'll tell yer honor. You see, I'll be
after diving one of these days, and
when | get 10 the gate of heaven II
rap, and Saint Peter VIII say. VINO
there and I'll say, It's me, Pat Ma
lone, and he'll say, What do you
WANT and III say | want to come
in. Then he'll say, Did you behave
yerself like dacent boy in the other
world, anu pay an III fTu' 90, ii.''o V Vn YER
such thlhgs anu ! soy :,Ii
holiness paia an OF lhcnl d I,i Nv M
wan 10 see my leea'In' GU 80
my hands ihlo ny poJhel anu .d IN ~,
have to go plodding all over perdition
to find yer honor to get one.
The Opportunity Lacking.
Seedy Applicant Can you give me
70 prarr;ator -"Nornot We're all
en- -
SaoI,. .,nl;o,n+--..Well I could get
~ - ~ Nth . weeks salary in
a IL. fpb;ladairhia Record
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uThnr: isr.t anv hall game in town
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'''u ."bo,I ,.r,e nothing, want 10 know
.ho '' - ag,inst Holmes mn 10 {
a,olant fl'h;c.en Tribune.
What Eat Does NE y" 1000"
How often tins expression Is heaIu
Llfc destroying dyspepsia mas t"iu VI
you when you ieei INNS aiip si.ou n1
not DE tfihed win. in.iu - ~ ,. o,,'
remcd! thai can petHhatnt"li. u -
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made al hohIiou'' y, - e.
compound endorsed ny w i,9 ~
profession Druggists sen H. a"''
Progress
First waiter: Yo' doan' want Il
miss de mex meetln Oh DE union
Dere am an Important queschuh coliiih
up 10 discussion
! Second waiter: WHAT qneschuh'
FIRST waiter Dat ne" RUE ga t
pahties VINO am hot KNOWN ~ .it "ai'ai
mus pa! defe UPS u! ue Gu" u ~
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hS.ei Lar. VI sson 49, ,.., ~
claimed the oeutn = iltri''dh 49,
won ! SUNNI !" .liu :, 7
err i VIII resist 10 'he la9. .ho.rr
Mhonl WIN you its' Ia n',db
inquired ms VIE %ho l'au e"uAi u
ohtH wv iast tcN ""'"1 40, al
aoh, mol YOU my urat Mas o.'
iahlilS apout th' o"'oi '''''
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l sull"s sou IN" IA. =" tbap,
hppie so' th', iu,s'
serves. we Pr! I;',. .,,,,
: i"'in. - - -,,s,a,ba said tha
: ih'f Slo'''s aio ~ 80, h
fraIN. you hhVM' ~ Hae" =
didn't know as-that u.s. ne
airI exnlaincd. Rockland Tribune.
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No appetite: linen 90 moi u!
, force food down; but use lle ii'st -
u entific means for restoring tone 10 u
stomach. How; why. nS lahln
! Ayers Sarsaparilia' ana IN surprl'
! ingly short time, your appe'ite WI
= come again, and come 10 stay. adv
Tho, have oueer stnuecutters dow
!, in Maine. Deacon Hackett lost h
i second wife lately, scfawn! an
shrewish woman, whose loss was ~
e an unmiNed sorrow. Stlll, lhe ueac'
u dutifully decided to give htr a NOM
men - ~ ,-;iIage stnnerutter as
So - ~, LIZ or5 finally cbo.
: llle so, ~ a,o ~ a hargain. TT
!. NeI .;"l ,D ,,'.s 70 hn as follows.
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e Lord she was thine''
!. But the stone was so narrow tn