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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

John Clark, full-blooded Chippewa
Indian. was ordained deacon in the
Methodist church at Duluth Wis, re-
Gently. He is the only member of the
Minnesota conference. He has been
engaged in church work many years
and does his preaching in the Chippe-
wa language.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

We might tell you more about One
Minute Cough Cure, but you probobly
know that it cures a cough. Everyone
does who has used 1t. 1t is a perfect
remedy for coughs, colds. hoarseness
1t is an especial favorite for children
being pleasant to take. and quick in
curing. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

queen Victoria has not opened par
lismeat in person for nine years. and
her physical disabilities are such that
she is never likely to open it again.
as she could not ascend the staircases.
She is now restricted to functions that
do not require any exertion or to
which she can be carried in Bath
chair.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

The Hon.. Mrs. Spencer Cowper who
has been figuring in the London bank
ruptcy court with liabilities of about
$4,000 and assets of less than $S,OOO
is the once popular American actress
Jessie Mclean, hailing from Newberg-
on-the-Hudson, and who achieved a
good of celebrity in the United States
and the West Indies in Colleen
Bawn," and other similar plays. II
was at Nice that she met and married
the late son of the late Earl Cowper.
1t was he who sold Sandringham to
the Prince of Wales.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

Although Henrik Ibsen is the great
est figure in Norwegian literature, he
has really no Norwegian blood in his
veins, his ancestors, remote and near,
having been Scotch, Danish and Ger
man
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07
"A TALENTED EDITOR"

GentIemen:-T had occasion to use
several boxes of Krause's Headache
CAPSULES while travelling to Chicago to
attend the National Democratic Con-
vention. They acted like charm in
preventing headaches and dizziness.
Have had very little headache since
INV return. which is remarkable.
Yours, respectfully,
JOHN u. SHAFFER,
Ed. Remove (Pa.) Record.
For sale by Chas. Rogers, Astoria,
Or, sole agent
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

Switzerland is about to establish a
state bank at Berne which will have
the exclusive right to issue bank notes.
The capital is fixed at 2O.OOO,OOO francs.
the Swiss Confederation making itself
responsibille for liabilities.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07
he Celebrated ButlermlIk Soap

he Celebrated ButlermIIk Soap
&c cake.
This Reflector Lamp, with chimney
wick and burner, 33c.
Large Bottle Household Ammonia 13c.
Wash Boards l7c. to 30c.
Comforts LIB.
Yelling per yard 12c.
Lace from 10 yard to lac.
Overalls soc.
Quilts CSC,
Silk Garter Web per yard 10c.
Breakfast Shawls 25c.
Bindings per roll 2c.
Pearl Buttons from 7c to 15c dozen.
Smoked Pearl Buttons &c to &c dozen.
Towels &c.
Table Oil Cloth 10 and zoe yard.
Boys Pants l9c
ladies Underwear all prices
Corset Waist 19c.
Men's Underwear all prices.
Belongs Hook and Eyes Der card 12c.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

Bronson Howard was born in De-
troit, and is a journalist by training.
1t is twenty-five years since his first
comedy, Saratoga" was produced
6y Augustin DAILY.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

The Japanese report that their loss
during the first seven months of the
war was $50 men killed in battle, and
4SO died from disease. This period COW
cred all operations to December G. in
Guiding the fall of Port Arthur.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07
LOOK OUT FOR COLD WEATHER

But ride inside the Electric Lighted
and Steam Heated Vestibule Apartment
Car trains of the Chicago, Milwaukee
and st, Paul Railway, and you will be
as warm, comfortable, and cheerful as
in your own library or boudoir. To
travel between Chicago, st. Paul or
Minneapolis, or Between Chicago and
Omaha, in these luxuriously appointed
trains, is a supreme satisfaction; and
as the somewhat ancient advertisement
used to read, 'for further particulars
see small bills" Small bills (and large
ones, tool will be accepted for passage
and sleeping car tickets. All coupon
ticket agents on the coast sell tickets
via the Chicago, Milwaukee and St.
Paul Railway, or address C. ]. Eddy,
General Agent, Portland, Or.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

Life: Tom is so very punctillious
and in this case was especially anX'
ious about producing a good impress
sion. But the florist made the mis-
take of sending with the roses the card
that bore the inscription: "Do the best
YOU can for $500"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07
BucKLEN,s ARNIcA sALvE.

The best salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and All Skin Erup-
tions, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refunded
Price, % cents per box. For sale by
Chas. Rogers. Odd Fe!lows' building.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

The Pekin Gazette, a journal that
was 200 years old when the Normans
conquered England, has the further
distinction of having had 1000 of its
editors beheaded.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

KARL'S CLOVER ROOT will purify
your blood, clear your complexion, reg
ulate your Bowels, and make your head
clear as bell. rs cts, so cts. and $1.00.
Sold by j. w. Conn.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

State of Ohio, County OF Toledo, Lu
cas- County, IS.
Frank l.. Cheney makes oath that
lie is the senior partner of the firm OF
{. ]. Cheney & Co, doing business in
he city of Toledo, County and state
tforesaid, and that the said firm will
ay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case of ca
.arrh that cannot be cured by the use
If Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK. ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
n my presence, this 9Th day of Decem.
Der. 1856 A. W. GLEASON,
(Seal) Notary Public.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

Take dose of DeWitt's Little Early
Risers just for the good they will do
you. These little pills are good for in
digestion. Good for headache, good
for liver complaint good for constipa'
tion. They are good. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

KARL's CLOVER ROOT. the great
Blood purifier. gives freshness and
claarness to the c1mDse.lO1 and cIiez
constipation. 25 cts. N cts. s1.oo.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

SHILOH'S CURE is sold on a grar-
antee. 1t cures incipient consumption.
It is the best Cough Cure. Only one
cent dose. 25 cents. 80 cts. and $1.00.
For Sale by ]. W. Conn.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

st-e-e-dman's Soothing Powders, for
fifty years the most popular English
remedy for teething babies and fever
ish Children.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

You ought to know this: Dewitt
Witch Hazel Salve will heal a burn and
stop the pain instantly. 1t will cure
badly chapped hands, ugly wounds,
sores and is a well-known cure for
piles. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07
PROVEN A BOON.

Gentlemen:-I have always recon-
mended Kranse's Headache Capsules
wherever 1 have had a chance. They
have proven veritable boon in my
family against any and all kinds Of
headache. Yours truly,
]. E. WALTER,
Leavenworth, Kansas.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

A colored woman in New Orleans is
about to take her degree in medicine.
and will be the first woman to prac-
tice in that city with a degree won in
Louisiana.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internal
ly and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. Send
for testimonials, free.
+. j. CHENEY e. co.
Toledo, Ohio.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

Dr. Prices Cream Baking Powder
Ss.r,ds Fair highest FIedAisna D:o'ozs.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

Goldsmith received $50 for one of his
manuscripts. A single copy of the
first printed edition Of it recently
brought 600 at auction.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07
Are You Going Eastp

II SO. drop line to A. C. Sheldon,
general agent OF the Burlington
Route" $50 Washington st., Portland.
He will mail you free Of charge, maps,
time tables, and advise you as to the
through rates to any point, reserve
sleeping car accommodations for you,
and furnish you with through tickets
via either the Northern, Union, South
ern. Canadian Pacific, and Great North
ern railroads at the very lowest rates
obtainable.
The Burlington Route is generally
conceded to be the finest equipped rail-
road in the world for all classes Of
travel.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

For constipation and headache, use
DR.. Pierce's Pellets.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

The French claim that gas making
was invented by Lebon in 1902, who
made gas by dry distillation of wood.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07


(From the San Francisco Argonnut.)
In the heart Of the great desert OF
the Colorado-which the Southern Pa.
ciiic road traverses-there Is an oasis
called Indio, which, in our opinion, II
the sanitarlum Of the earth. We be.
lieve, from personal investigation, that
for certain invalids, there is no spot OF
this planet so favorable"
u. II. Stewart, M. D., writes: "The
purity of the air, and the eternal sun.
shine, fill one with wonder and delight.
Nature has accomplished SC
much that there remains but little for
man to do. AS to its possibilities as a
health resort, here is the most per-
feet sunshine, with temperature al
ways pleasant, a perfectly dry soil,
for rain is an unknown factor; pure
oxygen, dense atmosphere and pure
water. What more can be desired
II is the place, above all others, for
lung troubles, and paradise for rheu.
matics. Considering the number OF
sufferers who have been cured, have
no hesitancy in recommending this
genial oasis as the haven Of the affiict.
ed"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07
THEASTORIAS ASAHINGSBHNE

Acts as trustee for corporations and
individuals. Deposits solicited.
Interest will be allowed ~ savings
deposits at the rate Of per cent per
annum.
j. @. A. BOWLBY. President
BENZ. YOUNG. Vice President
FRANK PATTON. Cashier
w. q. DEMENT,. T..............Se Secretary
DIRECTORS.
]. Q. A. Bowlby, C. H. Page. Benz.
Young, A. S. Reed. D. P. Thompson.
w. E. Dement,.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

O "
Safety Pins per dozen &c.
2 Foot Rules SC.
Shoe Brushes 10c.
Nursing Bottles Sc
Vaselne, large bottle 30
Boys Suspenders 10c.
Mems Suspenders all prices,
Umbrellas $l.22, $l.69.
Ladies' Hose Sc.
PLAYING Cards Sc, 10c,
Ladies' Aprons 24c, 27c, 34c.
Mems Hose &c 10 32c,
Dinner Bells 4c, &c, 203.
Coffee Mills that hold pound, 57c.
Oval Top Looking Glass, 25c.
] IiIIE2' X
Glass Syrup Pitchers 2lc.
Padlocks 7c, l2c. l5c.
Chopping Bowls l3c, &c, zoe.
Clothes Pins % for &c.
Glass Tumblers SEC set.
No 2 Lamp Chimneys &c.
No. s Never Break" Skillets 34c.
Tin Pot Covers &c, 4c, sc.
Cake Lifters sc.
Scalloped Shelf Paper 80 sheets SC.
30 Feet Of Clothes Line 4c.
Bottle of Sewing Machine Oil 4c.
Nickel Alarm Clocks Ole.
Preserve Kettles 10c, 12c, 14c.
25c Novels &c.
Decorated Chamber Pals $50.
Reflector Lamps with burner and
chimney 33c.
Travelling Alcohol Lamps l5c.
y eat Saws 33c.
Coat Hooks 6 for SC.
Fire Shovels &c, Sc, 17c.
Tea Spoons per set SC.
Iron Shelf Brackets per pair 4, 0, go.
Knives and Forks per set from 42c to SIC
Meat Broilers 7c.
Dover Egg Beaters 10c
Wire Hair Brushes 15c., 23c.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07
Many Remarkable Cures

The objections urged against Indlo
In the past by the large numbers who
otherwise would have been glad to take
advantage Of its beneficial climate, has
been a lack Of suitable accomrnoda.
ton. The Southern Pacific Company,
takes pleasure in announcing that sew.
eral
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07
Commodious and
Comfortable Cottages

have just been erected at Indlo sta
tion, that will be rented to applicants
OF reasonable rates. They are fur
nlshed with modern conveniences, sup.
piled with pure arteslan water, and 40
situated as to COVE occupants all the
advantages to be derived from q more
or less protracted residence in this de
lightful climate.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

For sale by Chas. Rogers, Astoria
Oregon, sole agent
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07

Sold by druggists. rs cents.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-07
Astoria to San Francisco.
astoria and portlnd Steamers.


astoria and portlhd Steamers.
Hereafter the o. r. and N. Co.'s boata
will run as follows between Astoria and
Portland The Thompson will leave AS
toria at 645 A. m. daily except Sunday
and Portland daily at p. m. except
Sunday. The T. j. Potter will leave
Astoria at p. m. daily. and Portland
at a. m. daily except Sunday.
For rates and general information call
on or address
G. F. ovERBAUGH,
Commercial Agent. Astoria, Or.
w. H. HURLBURT,
Gen. Pas. Agt.. Portland. Or.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1895-06-14

It cannot be reasonably doubted that
one Of the most interesting features con-
nected with the natural history of spi:
ders is their habit of gaining livelihood
by spreading nets for the capture of prey.
1t may be that the large share of the
9ttsntion of naturalists that this habit
has attrattsd is to be attributed to the
fact that it appears 70 be confined in tho
animal world to spiders and men.
This circumstance is of ftstF sdffi-
GENTLY remarkable to call for special
comment, but its interest is not little
enhanced by the reflection that, since
spiders made their appearance in the
history Of animal life, vast ages before
man came upon the scene. none of us
can justly claim that any member of our
own kind was the first in the field in
the invention of the art of netting Pos
sibly, indeed, the oft repeated and I'M
avoidable observation Of the efficacy of
a spiders web for the purpose Of catch
ing otherwise unobtainable prey may
have reused in the brain of some intel
ligent hunter among our ancestors the
idea of the practical utility of a similar
instrument for the capture of fish or
other eatable forms of life
But If this be SO, civilized man has
long forgotten the debt of gratitude he
owes to spiders. For to the average in
dividual among MS a spider is a thing
to be looked upon and spoken of with
fear and dislike amounting to loathing,
and to be ruthlessly destroyed when a
safe chance of destruction is afforded. =
Nature
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1895-06-14

The true carp, who occupies the proud
position of head Of the family, is but d
naturalized alien in our British waters
By origin he is Chinaman, and he still
abounds in his wild condition among the
mighty rivers Of the Flowery Land The
human Chinaman, however, has been
noted from all time for his strict atten-
ton to the main chance He doesn't let
the grass grow under his feet and never
allows a good thing to escape him. SO
many centuries since he domesticated
the carp and passed it on by transport
to his friends and neighbors At an
early date the oriental stranger was nat
uralized in Germany, and in the days
of James 1 it arrived in England.
Its diffusion by human hands is facil-
itated by the fact that it can live for
many weeks at time out Of water, es-
pecially if packed in moist leaves or
damp linen. This is common peculiar
ity of pond haunting fishes, for ponds
are always liable to dry up in summer,
and the fish which inhabit them have
therefore learned from ancestral expert
ehce to bury themselves in the mud
while the drought lasts, and to do as
best they may without a supply Of wa
ter. In fact, existing species of pond
fish are the descendants Ct the survivors
which have thus managed to escape the
droughts of ages.-Cornhill Magazine.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1895-06-14

We made our host understand what
we wanted, and soon all hands We're
busy bringing wooden pals Of water in
10 the yard. We noticed that with each
pail arrived half IA dozen inquisitive look
ing natives, who had evidently scented
some novelty in the air,
AT last the water was ready, and we
were told that we conld have our bath.
"But what about all these people?" we
asked, pointing to the crowd of women
and children assembled in the yard.
ooh, they've como to see" was the rc-
ply, Now, Englishmen, as rule, are
modest b'ings, and fancy that most
men would feel certain amount of
bashfulness if called upon to stand up
and bathe in the presence Of so women
and children, SO NJ. whispered to me,
"I'm going to bed dirty tonight, unless
those people clear ont, " told him that
he must not think of such base conduct,
and reminded him of the story In the
"biBk Wedding" Of tho gentleman who
refused hif BATH IN the presence of the
moozmi attendant how she went out
and told her friends that the poor man
was possessed of capdal appendage,
and how he had to flee the village TO
prevent maltreatment as an agent of the
devil. Ny friend was persuaded, and
we stripped 10 the buff. :" As each gar
ment came off the crowd closed in, and
the women strove among themselves
for the pleasure of pouring water down
our backs. -Gentleman S Magazine.
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The Queens Donkey.

When the queeh was at Nice, she in
terested the people greatly by sometimes
driving her handsome donkey with her
own hands JocLo is great pet, all the
more so because his kind hearted royal
mistress rescued him from misery and
has had the pleasure OF seeing him grow
fat and sleek under her very eyes, She
first saw him in charge Of his owner, All
Italian peasant, and noticing the thin,
starved looi,p Of both she asked the man
what he had pnid for him. The sum be-
ing named. the queen doubled it and
told G.dcai!so go buy another donkey.
This ycr Jcclo'S Old iiiastsr had the op-
portmity of srciHg him again and of
noting Tie pleasant change i'll his ap-
peafalco ''ili4t,ssima exclaimed Gia-
como, hal, abe TO believe his eyes,
''how l wish | had sold myself to the
queen Of these English, as well as my
donkey. ~ London Lady
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1895-06-14

my wife," said the middle aged
man, "attends to all household affairs,
She buys all the food supplies and l sim
ply eat what is provided and am grate-
full put up the money and she pays,
and rarely see tho bills. But | did
happen to see milk bill tho other day
and was amazed to see that there was
no COW on it.
"When was boy, every milk bill
had cow ON it, Milk bills in those days
were made out ON printed blanks about
tho size of bank check or draft, and
there was always COW, usually cow
Of pensive Gemeanor, in one corner, In
rummaging over old papers l have come
across hundreds of milk bills, and every
one of them had COW ON it. should
scarcely have imagined that milk bill
would be valid without one.
"But this bill is just straight ahead
ordinary bill, with no COW, for so many
quarts Of milk, like bill Of any other
merchandise, and though there is no
cow on tho bill they tell me we never
had better milk. So suppose the doing
away with the COW is simply doing
away with so much surplusage, and that
the modern bail only marks the bringing
Of the milk supply into line With mod
ern business methods. But | miss the
COW, Alas, poor New York Sun.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1895-06-14
DR.. T. 5. LOOMS,
DENTIST
Manchester Center, VT.
Legal Notices.

Cullen NJ. Lamson) State of Vermont,
60. u Windhani Co Clerks
Lizzie NJ Iamsbn J Office. June 4, 1855.
Whereas Gu lien NJ Lamson of New
fame, in said county, has this day fled in
this Office his petition against his wife,
Lizzie M. Lamson, returnable to the next
term OF. the County Court next to be held
at the same Newfane on the second Tues
day of September, A. D., 1885, praying
for divorce from her for the crime of
adultery, and whereas the said Lizzie M.
Iamson, now resides without this State,
20 that the ordinary process of the Court
cannot be served upon her
Therefore il is ordered that the said Liz
zie NJ. Lamson be notified of the pending
of said petition and of the term of Court
to which the same is returnable by the
publication of his order for three weeks
successfully in the Londonderry SITTER,
printed at Londonderry in said county,
the last publication to be at least six
weeks previous to said next September
term of this Court.
r. TYLER, Clerk
t. C. FitTs, Esq, Petitioners Atty.
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FRIDAY MORNING, JUNE IA, 1896

have become FNSoons and all tho armo-
ficl have become G5adem cs and all the
lalcs have '9cumo donnosarots With
Christ walking tE"m, AMI all tho cities
have become ,Ieru ,lemg with lowering
Shokinah; aud tbs two hemispheres
shall be elapping cymbals of divine
praise, and the round earth footlight
10 Emanuels throne-that, to all lands
and all ages and all centuries and all
cycles will be the best specimen of BIZ
bile illustrated.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1895-06-14
Written for tho SITTER.
DUnC
ny CELIA NJ. REyNoIn,.

ny CELIA NJ. REYNOLDS.
Okind word, go,-with swift flight go
Where cheeks are pale and hearts are
sad;
Go make the sunken spirits glad,
And kiss the hueless cheeks agIow.
Go, bright smile, shine on eyes that
feel
The daily darkness of frown,
Go break the bars of hardness down
And make loves sunlight warm and real.
Go, tear of sympathy, and flow
Into bereayemcnts' bitter drops,
And make the comfort of new hopes
TO mingle with the mourner's woe.
Go, carol of cheerful mood,
And echo through Respondent minds
Till joy shall dance where fear now
grinds,
Andsw thoughts sing where holdings
brood.
Go, soothing touch, and ease the pain
That fevered grows for lack of care,
Tighten the pillows, smooth the hair.
And make the drawn lips smile again.
Go, eager steps, on errands hard,
And stop not though the road be rough
II &c the helpless help-enouSh;
Seek in their blessing your reward
Go, love, and to unlovely lives
The sweetness of thy spirit show,
Till hate shall to thy likeness grow,
And malice after mercy strives,
Go, all good ministries of grace,
And leave your balm at sutlering's dooI
Till want and pain shall be no more,
And plenteons peace fills every place.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1895-06-14

Theater Manager-You say You object
to having real food on the table i'll the
banquet scene, Mr. Greesepaynt? Why,
the rest of the company are delighted
with it'll
Mr.. Greesepaynt-Yes, but my part
requires me to rise from the table after
a couple Of mouthfuls and say: II can
not eat tonight-a strange dread comes
over lie. will seek the quiet Of yoneor
apartment for time. New York Adj
vertiser.