Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-05-30
KANSAS NOTES.

PJouNih'
"Trilby" has appeared in the police
court at Atchison.
d. o. McCray has organized "a new
silver party at 81 o column.
An Emporia druggist has ordered
bicycle for "that tired feeling"
In the musical war between New
ton and Emporia, Florence is neutral
ground.
Kansas Breeze: Speaking of Remenyi
and fiddle pieces, Warden Chase ought
70 have a soft spot for "Skip to My
Lou"
The association with literary char
acters in Lawrence has driven the
clerk at the Eldridge house TO celery
compound for his brain tissue.
Atchison Globe: A girl in town
who has never been any further from
home than Rushvile is writing a story
with the scene laid in Paris
The Wichita Eagle very proudly asks
what has become of that unsophisti-
Gated country girl enrolling clerks big
brother, or her father, or her sweet
heart? WhIe are his fists?
The man who borrowed money to
buy seed wheat, fed the wheat to the
hogs, mortgaged his wheat crop and
planted with an empty drill used to
live near La Crosse, but he doesn't live
therN now
Kansas Breeze; Mr.. Wetterstorm
lives at Lindsborg, but as the sun rolls
through the heavens like ball of fire
and the mulligrubs bake in the drought
people look at him askance and mutter
doubts.
Lawrence Journal In recording the
mistakes of Morrill, the boys should be
fair enough to leave out the mistakes
of the late legislature. Mr.. Morrill, is
not in any way responsible for those
mistakes, and it is fact that he did
all he could to prevent them.
One of the new appellate judges is
said to be rolling up his sleeves for a
grab at the treasury.
John Guthrie of Topeka has joined
the Topeka rebellion. He will be made
a second lieutenant.
The new labor commissioner has
been at the politicians table at the
Copeland long enough to call Mr.. Crum
Lit"
Irrigation at Emporia" was the
head over an article in the Gazette and
the next day the jury stood 10 to for
conviction.
Billy Bird of Topeka is getting
round shouldered holding up the fabric
of the states good name in these in
vestigation cases.
The Ottawa Republican forces
"doubt" and ''route" to rhyme. Del
Valentine says that in Lawrence
route" rhymes with "toot.'
A blue and white striped silk bloom
err costume on a 10-yeal-old girl is
what makes men turn pale around the
gills at Topeka.
If Mrs. Lease gets after Householder
too viciously she is going to have him
prosecuted for sending her photograph
through the mails,
Otis e. Sadler of Ell Dorado is MAX
ing the most efficient fish commissioner
Kansas ever had. That ought to quiet
the Murdoch rebellion.
Ed Hoch, who has the only telephone
connection in Kansas with the pearly
gates, gives it out that "even the
angels don't know what an honest dol
lar means"
Minneapolis Messenger: Ewing Her
bert says he will skin Sol Miller this
week. When he gets the hide tanned
we want piece to half-sole our shoes
with.
The State university baseball team
has been kicking the face off the EN-
poria college team to get even with
Emporia for holding poster show be.
fore Emporia got around to it.
Sol Miller says that State Treasurer
Atherton has promised him that he
will never touch liquor again as long
as he lives and told Miller that he
could kick him all over the state if he
did.
sit is too bad" says Nate McCague,
looking over Lawrence reception at
children flying around in costumes de
rigueur whose baby dresses he has cut
off the bolt, ''to rob the cradle this
way"
The Mail says that there is very
little hope for Topeka's wooden mill.
The stockholders cannot agree and it is
quite likely the project will be given
up, though nearly $4,000 has already
been spent on the building.
Manhattan's new telephone system
will be in working order June /.
Ness City sold 1900 pounds of butter
to Chicago and New York in one week,
recently.
The census taken by City Assessor
Drummond shows the population OF
Anthony to be 1,723.
Dr. Orr, of Manhattan, has been APP
pointed to position on Major General
Hughes staff, with the rank of major.
Mayor Stevens has closed everything
up so tight in Parsons that the Sun has
begun to complain that even the moon
is dry.
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