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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
FAr MEN HAVE rHE Best or N
Result OF an Interesting wager no

hebulb OK nm Antofehbihb WNboN Nv
tween Lean and n Fat Man.
They made bet. The fat man
thought he had all the worst Of life,
while the chin man held that flesh was
a blessing,
Just in the ordinary affairs OF every
day llfe," began the fat man.
That's what I'm referring to- put IN
the thin man. Go home with me TINS
afternoon and I'll demonstrate 1t TOT
supper and theater tickets"
So they started together from one Oh
the big office buildings, and, as they
were leaving the Office a man In big
hurry entered.
The thin man was able to dodge him,
but he fouled the fat man, of course.
"There you are" said the fat man as
soon as he had recovered his breath
every blind fool runs into me-"
That's nothing" returned the tnin
man, as he stepped on the elevator and
was promptly crowded into the corner
by 250-pound woman.
Were even," he said, as they reached
the street.
mot quite" returned the fat man, as
he wiped the perspiration from his race
You're comparatively cool, while I'm
melting away"
"But you'll have a chance to be COM
Portable when we reach the car"
mo more than YOU"
"Walt and see."
They each took one Of the seats de-
signed to hold two persons less than
medium size and for a block were on
equal terms. Then big man got on.
There were four or five other people
whom he could sit beside, but he singled
out this thin man and soon had him
wedged in so tightly that he could
hardly breathe. K few blocks further
on the seat ahead was vacated and the
thin man moved to 1t. Two minutes
later a woman with puffed sleeves got
on and again he was singled out. She
gave him such an indignant look be-
cause he could not make all the room
necessary for the sleeves that he got up
and moved to the side Of a man of me-
dunn size. The man got off at the next
corner and a fat woman took his place.
Again the thin man was crowded
against the side of the seat and his face
showed the agony he was in.
"5ut that was en- exceptional case"
protested the fat man when the two had
left the car.
ION the contrary, it's regular
thing" replied the thin man. "You can
see it any day If you watch out The
thin man never gets a seat to himself.
He's always selected as seat compan-
ion and crowded and crushed until his
bones ache. I'll have that supper with
you tomorrow night"
And he did.--EX
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
He Did His Best,

She seated herself in the rear end OF
the car among the tobacco consumers,
although there was plenty Of room for
ward.
Every time the man next to her pulled
his cigar she looked unhappy.
At last she turned sharply to the con-
ductor and said:
Smoking is very disagreeable to
me-"
rs it?" he rejoined alphabetically.
1T certainly is"
After a brief silence she resumed.
well, aren't you going to do some
thing or say something about it?"
"Why--er-cer
II wish you wouldn't lose any time"
III were in your place, and smok-
ing were disagreeable to me, why
err"
well, slr?"
"Why, I wouldn't smoke"
He meant 1t kindly, but she got of the
car and reported him to the company
just the same.-EX.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
Care of Younr Stock.

As winter approaches all the young
stock will need special care. 1t is a
hard time for young calves and colts
that have lately been weaned, and
find that soon after they are reduced
to dry forage, Young stock pay bet
ter for grain than its price on the
market. Indeed, if gram were always
bought to feed young stock with there
would be less objection in the practice.
We still think that New England
farmers should grow most, if not all,
the corn they feed, but they can
pro6tably buy oats and wheat bran to
feed with the coat. This year we
think that the oats will for the early
part Of the winter sell lower for their
nutritive value than bran,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
She Was MIataIten,

She-No, it can never be. like you
as a friend--I respect you'll admire
you; but that is not love, you know, and
l cannot be your wife. But do not do
anything rash; try to bear up under It,,
for l am sure there are others more
worthy of you than I am.
He-Very pleasant weather we are
having.
"Y-e-s, very"
II am glad of 1t, too, and hope 1t will
continue. You see, my friend Jacks
little sister is coming to the city to-
morrow to stay some time, and he
wants me to show her the sights. She's
a dear little child, with golden hair and
heavenly blue eyes, and the sweetest
little face imaginable. l never saw
such a perfect little angel as she was
the last time saw her"
"How-how long is 1t since-since
you saw herr"
about ten years, I think. She was
just eight years old then"
Eight and ten are Horrors! II you
dare to go near that girl, I'll kill myself,
SO therew
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21

Some men who are extremely tena-
cious of their opinions will acknowledge
themselves in the wrong frankly
enough when they are convinced Of the
fact. In illustration Of this, a justice
of the United States Supreme court
lately told story.
There was once, he said, a young
freshman, an officer in the Lancers, who
had served with Wellington in the PEN
insula war. After his return he was
asked at dinner party by his neigh
Dor, burly young English officer, if he
would have some Of the anchdvies.
Indeed, I will, said the Lancer.
"I have seen them growing in Spain"
"Growingw exclaimed the English
man, in incredulous surprise.
Eyes, growing" rejoined the Irish
man sharply. 1--WE seen whole bushes
of them, and picked them, too"
''You are crazy, man." said the En-
glishman. "Anchovies don't grow on
bushes; they swim in the sea-"
The Irishman insisted that they grew
on bushes. The controversy waxed hot,
and the lie was exchanged. In those
days duel was the inevitable result Of
such a scene. Next morning the prin-
cipals were placed face to face on the
field, with pistols in their hands. The
Irishman's second whispered to him:
"Shoot low, my boy, and see him cut
up capers."
At that word the Irishman called out,
Hold! am wrong! 1t was capers,
not anchovies, that 1 saw growing in
Spalnw
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
plmoultIos of Authorship.

Struggling Author ldora, can't you
keep that baby quiet for about two min
utes? His yells are enough to drive one
wild.
Wife-No, can't. I've got to finish
the dishes, and knead the bread, and
men Tommy's clothes.
Struggling Author-Well, anyhow,
you can make Johnny and sis stop their
racket, and close the windows so there
won't be so many smells coming in
from the neighbors, and lock the doors
so those heartless bill collectors can't
get in to annoy me. I'm writing an ar
ticle on How to Be Happy, Though
Poor"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
Where He Was Mt Fault.

II don't see why l am so neglected"
said the habItual criminal, as he looked
out between the bars Of his cell.
whats the matter?' asked the de-
faulter, who was walking up and down
the Jail corridor.
mo one ever sends me any flowers
and no women come around to weep
and make much of me" explained the
habitual criminal.
ooh, that's easily explained" said
the defaulter.
1.-THE crime for which you were ar
rested was not horrible and fiendish
enough to attract them"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
Didn't Want to Be Hurried.

Mrs. Bingo-Tve invited some people
here tonight to play whist.
Bingo (vexed)-What on earth did
you do that for? You know 1 never
play.
Mrs. Bingo-I know it, my dear, but
some of your friends will drop in, and
so 1 ordered some beer for you in tho
back room, and you can sit in there
while we are playing.
Bingo-All right. But l have one
favor to ask Of you.
Mrs. Bingo-What is that?
Bingo-Make it long game.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
They Got There.

John (sheepishly)-I-I s'pose you'll
be gittin' married some time.
Betty with a frightened air)--Oh, I
/ guess not.
"Mebby I'll git married some time"
"Mebby."
"Mebby we might both git married at
the same time"
wouldn't it be awful, John, If the
minister should make mistake an
marry us to each other?"
"I-I shouldn't mind"
"No-neither should ]"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
Tho Family Doctor.

New Resident Cat Faraway)-Who is
the best physician in the place?
High local authority-Dr. Germs, by
all means. He is becoming a very
famous man. Why, people are sending
for him from everywhere. I advise you
to try him.
New resldent-What is his speciality?
High local authority with pride)-
Autopsies, 1 believe, sir.-Judge.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
Makes More wrinkles.

Mrs. Bibbs-This paper says that
walking in the rain, without an UNI
brella, will remove wrinkles.
Mr.. Bibbs-Well, it won't, not II you
are walking in the rain without an UNI
brella because some friend has. stolen
your umbrella.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
Very Consldorate.

Mistress (midnighO-T don't intend to
come down stairs to let you in this time
Of night again.
New Girl (reassuringly)-You won't
have to, mum. One Of me friends took
an impression of your lock, and he's
maxim nice key for me.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
Tho CnrnfOd phIlosonor.

Everything, said the cornfed philo'
sopher, as he began his daily lecture,
is of educational value"
Even prize-fghts?" asked the fresh
est youth.
ayes, even prize-fghts Hath not
pugilism taught us the names OF the
Governors of Texas and Arkansas"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
A FlonrlshLng Industry.

Friend-"How are you getting along
now?"
Sharpfello - First rate. Making
money hand over fist"
Indeed! You told me some time ago
that your. trade no longer paid living
wages"
"Well, 1t doesn't"
"Then how do you make so much
money!"
Teaching others my trade"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
willing to Oblige.

Mr.. Dudling-Waitah, you hov foh-
gotten the-aw-fngah-bowl.
Waiter-We don't serve finger-bowls
any more, sir; but when you get through
roofing around among the vittles, I'll
bring you wash-basin if you want it.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21

It is we'll, perhaps, to become used to
disappointment in early life.
"Have you named your baby brother
yet, Adams?"
"Yeth thir. They've called him
Georgy, after Uncle George, and 1 don't
like it a bit. wanted him named
Adamth after me."-Harper's Young
People.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
Tho Cure for a Cold.

mo, SIR" said the gentleman from
Kentucky, "out our way, sir, we never
tell man what to do for bad cold"
"Is that so?"
Certainly. If a gentleman In Ken
lucky, sir has a cold and doesn't know
what to do for it, sir, it shows at once
that he is an alien and not entitled to
our neighborly Offices, sir"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
A kentucky Doubt.

Mr.. Seryous-What will be your sons
life work when he leaves the university,
colonel?
Colonel Bloograss-I am undecided
whether to buy him string Of race
horses and send him to England, or go
over into West Virginiah and start him
a family feud, sah.-Truth.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21

a Y A.
Building members Of the associa
committee will
The
Lndgen trustee cost $225OO and orngon
building committee William
Lnen John Even and cOngdn The plans for the proposed
building 2O
feet The building will pressed brick with and tiled
section will the floor
will be the association including audience seating 300 On the
studios
section will
building while
special subscriptions association
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
Sorry He Smoke.

First Laborer-Whata thata boss
mean by 'Hoora, hurra'F
Second Laborer-Not 'hoora,' but
hurry That means he wants yeh to
work. faster.
First Laborer-I sorry aska.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
The Figures Correct.

Railroad Ofticial-I must say you put
rather a high value on that trunk.
What's in it?
Passenger don't know. My wife
packed it.
Oficial-Hum! Perhaps your esti-
mate is correct. If woman did the
packing, everything in the house is in
1t.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21

On the Congo the railroad had been
built as far as the 100 llilometer by
the middle of August, and was expect
ed to reach the river XVIII, 1,150 kill
ometers by the end of the year,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21

The married women of China wear
their hair in coil at the back of the
head; the unmarried have the coil at
the side of the head, and stick white
flower in it.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
Stern paternal RESOLUTION.

Father" said Sammy, "the teacher
says you ought TO take me to an OPP
tician's He says I've got astigmatism."
SCOT what?"
"Astigmatism."
"Well, if he don't thrash that out Of
YOU" roared Mr.. Wipednuks, 81 will. !"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
A Happy Thought.

Stage Manager-This Is awful. Not .
trunk or costume here, and it is time
for the show to commence!
Proprietor-Oh, that's all right. Just
start the performance with the living
pictures.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21

The elder Pitt was extrem ely rough
in addressing those with whom he
came in contact, and so IN ade many
enemies.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
Time Is Money.

First Busy Man-"Light?"
Second Ditto-"Cert."
Thanks"
"Welk."
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21

Pisos Cure Is wonderful Cough medl.
cine, Mrs. w. PIoKERT, Van Siclen and
Blake AYES, Brooklyn, N, Y, Oct. 70, 1894.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21

N the Princess Met-
ternich was an Inc
explicable mixture
of innate high
breeding and ac-
qulred tastes Of
10 wer degree.
When she appeared
in society, at her
very first entrance
there could be no
mistake; from head
IN fnnt che mnq thn
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21

Health once impaired Is mot easily re-
gained, yet PRrkers Ginger Tonic has attained these
results in many cases Good for every weakness and
dlstresh
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21

NDED is the base
ball season,
Gone the days Of
muffs and fouls,
And for Joy we
have good rea-
SON
Now no more the
bail Gran k
bowls;
But, alas, ere we re-
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21

"HansOn's Magic Corn Salvo."
Warranted to cure or money refunded. Ask your
lruggist for IT, Price 10 conts.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21

General Greedy does not believe it
possible to reach the north pole in a
balloon.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21

Potassium, the basis of many med
icines, was discovered in 1907 by Sir
Humphrey Davy.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21

Ik ls more than wonderful
how patiently people suffer with corns. Get poOco
and comfort By removing them with Hindorcorns.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21

Vinegar is mentioned in the Egyp-
tian records as medicine in the tenth
century, b. C.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
Dialogues.


From the lrk OF base ball strife
Comes the foot ball fiend from cover
To renew the fag Of life.
From his summer-long secluslon,
With mop Of scrambled hair,
Careless Of his bold intrusion,
Comes the terror from his lair;
He will drive us all distracted
With his gable Of the game,
Wherein daily are enacted
Scenes which make plain death seem
tame. ,-.r
Oh! that some fell power would free us
From this creature gaunt and grim,
Yea, that cen a screaming cyclone
Would arise and gobble him;
Seize him, shake him, twist and break
him
OF his wild and wicked ways
Whirl him off to unknown regions
From the reach Of mortal gaze.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
In Bad Form.

Cholly-Gawge committed suicide
they say.
Freddie-What deucedly bad fawm.
Cholly-Ya-as, chlowafawm.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
A WILFUL PRINCESS.
she COPIED THE MANNERS OF
THE MUSIC HALLS.
A Queer Mixture OF Innate High Dreed-
ing and Acquired Low Tastes-WaIls-
ing on tho Edge of Moral ouag-
mlres.

-, N the Princess Met
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1895-11-21
NOVEMBER BREEZES.
SELECTIONS FROM CURRENT
HUMOR OF THE WEEK.
Ended Is the Baseball season---En bad
Form--A Happy Thought-Dinicultlo
of Authorship - Original Selected
Dialogues.

81 NDEp Is the base:
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Train No. leaves ogden 700 am.
Salt Lake sos am, arrive at Pueblo
6I5 am, Colorado Springs 7:St am,
Denver 1890 am.
Train No. 4 leaves Ogden h:3s pm,
Salt Lake 7:lu pm, arrive at Pueblo
say pm, Colorado Springs 6'ss pm,
Denver g.75 pm.
Counoc TONS made At Pueblo, Colorado
Springs und Denver with ull Tues east
Elegant day coaches, chair cars and Pull.
man Shoppers on all tralnl. Take The
-. & X. q. aud have a comfortable trip
and enjoy ths nn0al sconory on Tho oon.
linen.
A. 4. HUGHE9, 8, X. HOOPER,
Traffic Manager, @. p. q T. A.
Denver, Colo. Denver, Cole.
ID. r. NEVIEn,
0cuoral Agent
aais LaNs o.'gy VI
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1895-02-08

LADIES hyU GrSriuNrw lt affords
me great pleasure TO call the attention
OF the public TO the Excelsior Hair
Tonic. which Is the FIRST and only rem-
edy known TO chemistry which positively
turns gray hair back TO iis original
color without dye. 10 has gone on
record that Mime 81 wonderful
woman chemH-has made this most
valuable Of 1910 chemical discoveries.
Nine Yale personally iujores iis &C.
ton and gives the public her solemn
guarantee that IL has been tested in
every conceivable way and has proved
itself 90 bee ihc ONLY Hair Specific.
Il STOPS HAIR FALLING Immediately
and creates luxurious growth. Con.
nins no injurious Ingredient. phy-
sIcians and chemists invited TO snalyzc
b. % Is not sticky OF greasy, ON the
contrary % makes the hair .0't. youth.
ul, fluffy and keeps 10 in curl. For
gentlemen aud ladies with hair little
gray sircakcd gray, entirely gray aud
with BALD HEADS, it Is specially
recommended.
All druggists sell Il. Price, 81.