The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1895-11-22
LOCAL AND GENERAL.

LOCAL AND GENERAL.
Colby has lost its last joint.
DR.. Thomas extracts teeth without
pain.
If you need anything in hardware go
to Books.
Thomas P. Leonard, abstracter and
insurance.
The rattle has made its appearance in
a mild form.
An irrigated acre is worth a town
ship of possibility.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. W. E. Dustin,
daughter, Tuesday.
Treasurer RuIon is holding daily tax
receptions now days.
Blessed handkerchiefs are selling in
Omaha for % cents each.
Misfortunes never come singly, and
even boomers come in pairs.
Considerable hay is being shipped
from Goodland to Kanorado.
For handmade harness go to ]. w.
Book. All work guaranteed.
A bunch Of steers OF herd of swine
is the best granary on earth.
The old Schaffer billiard hall has
been opened by John Cullins.
An epidemic is threatening the tur-
key family with almost extinction.
A travelling patent medicine vendor
made the rounds of the city Monday.
A REIMBURSEMENT within two miles
of GoOdland for sale cheap by B. F.
Brown.
See B. f. Brown for insurance, alb
stracts, houses to rent, Russell bank
building.
The reduced rate on potatoes and
hay to Colorado points has been dis
continued.
What's the matter of challenging
Colby to foot ball game for Thanks
giving day.
See those samples of tailor made
suits at Dawson Bros. & Co. Fits
guaranteed.
The band now meets over the Sher
man County bank, where they have
better quarters.
The bloomer, thank goodness, is in
its decadence, but the ballon sleeve is
still marching on.
The Kansas corn crop is turning out
about like Joe Hudson's prosperity
about half shucks.
Topeka has formally confessed to
joints, and right under the optics OF
old boy Dawes, too.
Sherman county is better off to-day
than half the counties where failures
we're thought impossible.
IA land sale is reported ever now and
then. Eastern spectators are show.
ing a tendency to invest.
The diphtheria scare has been super
ceded by dread Of an order from the
health officer to clean up.
It took six weeks Of hard work and
thousands of dollars to chinch a s5(
fine on Wichita jointist
The chilly nights has brought out {
considerable demand for the elusive
but entertaining jack pots.
Brooks Irione says a Sherman coun-
ty farm has just as much gilt around
| its edges as a Cripple Greek mine.
This term of court brought out the
largest force of legal talent that ha:
been aggregated in this city for years
It is insinuatingly suggested that az
oyster supper would meet with a com
plete financial success almost anytime
now.
The European powers viii never dis
member Turkey half so thoroughly a
will the American people next Thurs
/ day.
I Attorney Hoyt Andrews is getting
! onto the curves of his wheel and car
"seorch" along nearly as fast as Del
i Bowers.
i Attorney Knight resents the sugges
ton that his whiskers make him re
semble Richard Croker, the Tsmman!
chieftian.
II To the east Of US, to the vest Of US
all around Us, the dread chrysaRthe
mum show is raging. GOodland has s.
} far escaped.
Further east the farmers are buying
up cheap horses and feeding them Il
! hogs. It is claimed that boiled Pegasu
] is better than corn.
Y William Blodgett, James Yake, Hugl
D Graham, Nils Monson, J. B. Simmon
of Sharon Springs, were attendin!
court here this week.
9 Christmas goods are gradually bsin.
\ put upon the market as a Feminde
. that st. Nick didn't 50 down IN th
Z panic Of last summer.
The criterion of popular citizenship
Q viii from now until 1895, be found i
4 the number Of tickets possessed Tor ia
0 bands New Years ball
The GOodland band win give th
. worshipeEs at the shrine Of Isrpsich9r
9 q chance TO exercise iOng-nnuse
I muscles Eew Years eve.
9i The absent-minded disciple of Biacl
4 stone who held three jacks against
8 tnll, the other night, and then Hled
z demurrer, wasn't sustained.
There IS z geli- founded suspicion
p the mind OF GoOGland society that ID
Weddisg bell EiE b worked to dsaC
). from SOW until the ho.i5as