Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-11-08

tween the two cholcesS II nib.ase 1v;
shurcles anu SUNDAY schools COLD r,,s..
v,in ,,n everybody would w enr,s.
Ihere's not sinner here tina, Ism,
Whtlhg Tor sometntn' to turn lin ~
y, mil iooi noihins ever going 10 turn np
uhiess you turn II up yourself. Tner,ip
yVNr harisheil Doptists, some Of 'ein y,
soVu t9iks an the balance are 100 i,tl1rs
hh nrr 70 p9 ned responsible. Some Of Inese
| uur~sheils have been waiting 10 heaS
| me sun small voice for slxty veSrs
| l mad 10 Keep a listening for thai Nnire TO-
my yeal7, ia elmer get up closer or
| ~ you're waiting to be lifted up bv
W loru YOU'D betrer get some hn.r re-.
ieft sum nnu not stay bald, or youll get
bumfoo.lod. but there's notsi1' tnystySSu
GUS about this question Of re1gion; Tia as
AMI as nv ,n pra a,! as farming, banking
II got on the train at Convection siatio,
an thought ia die before tho I'm n
pune Out. We moved on and ran cut
10 conversion an ! began to feel hnp v
ind ejoy the trip. Then We steam d AVA
ana presently came TO tho s.ntlon n
n.rIy Love an then 1 did feel good:
Mhhteu 10 embrace all the men and Inuds
my wife hug and kiss all the woman'
Pretty soon we slowed down at Gen-
e ere, w ana such seramblins an setting
Who said he needed all he had and couldn't
spare anything for anybody, piled Out
srn9I5 ana ,r wind S and tell e tae
When We, pulled out from that p.ace
found 1 had only one fellow-passenger
ieIt, an I've never been crowded since
ten en-! on at that station.
Perfect Love and finally slngnullei for
The grand central depot OF true Chris
tianity and Eternal Life. Won't You
make the trip, brothers,
AN old sister once told me that knew
moro backsliders than any person pho
ever saw. ! told her that was because 1
was a Methodist an associated with
laugh, for there's about az much difIer-
ence between a Methodist an Baptist
as there V between hgh-eock-a-lorum
ana low-cock-u-hlghrum.
81. Some OF YOU church members are at
the race track one day the saloon an
other and tho meeting house the ncNt
alive.
=, 81 wouldn't give baubee for the re-
liglon OF the old sister who wakes tho
iloor for dance. gives progressive
euchre parties and then pruys God 10 let
the light descend one man told me he
tried TO do right, but couldn't because he
had 30 many temptations, Now II you're
invited to take drink by those whom
YOU told your good resolutions to out,
the invitation IL given on the theory that
you're n hypocritc, an n you take a drink
you are ono. For thirteen years I've moi
been invited TO take drink In my town.
The. people know ! mean business and
NOulhu. I NANlF AlilT time III luNltlnE inc.
Choose today who you Will serve Run
with the hare or hold with tho hound,
Be man that everybody can spot and
know. why some or you wives don't
10 home, slip my picture in ballot box,
an when the Judges come to II they Will
promptly tally W ha picture &c Ya as ,s vote on
be done with some of your pictures,
brothers, II they were found in a ballot
boy ,..-, -...o,, ,.u 80,
old saloon keeper who is an out an
out liquor man than one II you fellows
who doesn't know where he stands. I've
often been asked why l don't jump onto
the Catholics. III tell you: It's because
I'm a Methodist an when l get through
cleaning them up IT'S bed time,
Methodist, and that religion goes clean
bnok to Adam. for didn't he fall2 But
I'm mighty close 10 you Raptists. got
my wifc out Of your pond
Mr.. Jones then proceeded to depict tho
miserles attendant on worldly riches anu
related the story OF the. rich old colonel
soldier shelter in a cabin on his place. The
old colonel was very wealthy and had II
dream in which he received the vivid
impression Of an angel appearing and
uttering the words f'The richest man
In Harris county, Georgia, will die. at q
o'clock In tho morning. The colonel was
greatly distressed ana was sure his time
had come. lie sent for his physician.
six O'Clock came and no continued 10 1--we,
but precisely at that hour the old poverty
striker Christian warrior. The richest
man in the county" was called 10 the
Lord,
Of one who bought big house. hlied IL
with fine paintings, an dldn't, oven know
their names; bought his daughter an up-
right Grand, and when asked TO play II
she was out Of tune meaning nersG,,i
fertilizer. II must be spread around. I
Pie it up high an let It stand and 1t
stlnlss. mil.
threc-quartcrs of Il million an, | asked
him TO do something for tho Lore;
viii when I'm fixed sgld ne. loil nun nun,
the only fixing he would ever get Would
be n silver dollar on each eye, MS hAhus
folded across his breast and ms toes
tied together, liked for the irci hNcd as
u back log for the devifs sitting room:
Within two years some other fellow
would no sitting on his front potch bioW- |
Ing about how he had the riGh Wiuow:
/ once told my wife that " dled an |
She married again never under any CIR
cumstances to let my successor SIT "
my place on the front porch. Just
couldn't stand that; think would turn
"a millionaire on earth today Is a
pnuper in hell tomorrow You ieHows
big about 'winnings' OF all tho fools !
ever saw. YOU devils take the lead. Old |
Judas Iscarlot set you good example,
follow IL and there'll be one dog less
some OF you fellows here TINS morn.
Ing lost al faro last night what you
should have given TO your WHO TO buy |
fool an get the children shoes for the |
winter, you rascal you, an you say there's
no harm In H. ..,., ,ha, ,urts tho
women and children, an II you am JUST
fret ready Tor my foot. When You SEE |
n good Thing. let Il alone. Bud, there's
moi enough 10 go around.
'you hard headed betting fool, 80 out
mud take six butts with n billy goat, an |
me- rnat Will have 10 tnke nnu-khmna
,ontrht for the headache,
"f;od holp us to be rtch IN reigloH,
,yhcther NC have any money or not. l.
never felt the need OF help ana SYM
nnihv more than l do right now huu
20, ho away from your place OF business |
three months when you haye isvyyr' e"'
Van give an hour a day 10 chrlstt ,,,,,,
III don't care what you say or uliih
about sam Jones, Just so long us you NIP
me Win souls and help push OH THIS WorN
inc me- eo stInrt preached at the First Bap-
Al. h,nii,xrch IN the morning TO furry |
W ,,.,' ~ Hco,,grscntion The safra evhnSel.
innl boreT diseoursed In the AFTERNOON AT
,ha aiiditorium to one as nearly as iaiEe
ny lint which greeted MI. Jones III ,e,n
.,,orntnr Mr. Stuart relected inc ~, |
NV ,,orsc ~ the 18th chapter OF dehssls iVI
t,ts teNt. aFor | know MIN that ne WI VIZ
dnass,rnand HIS children ana MS housenu.a l
4,.r him and they shall keep thc Was
es'th I ard 10 do justice and judgment; |
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