The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-05-15

= Half of the worlds product Of
quinine is used in the United States. Z
-Corea has cold wind cave from
which wintry blast continually blows.
Visitor: "Your little son has his .
fathers eyes and nose" Little Son:
"And his pants. n
= Out of II 100000 inhabitants Of
Spain, over II, 100000 are ignorant Of :
the art of reading or writing.
i Hoax: Old Soak went fishing.
yesterday, and couldn't even catch his
breath. Joax: That's funny. 1t was
baited.
y When woman kisses O. woman
she does it under the vague impress
sion that it may taste something like
mans.
Prospective Pere-What have you
to recommend you as a son-in-law?
Young Maxwell, your daughter, for
one thing.
Chow do you happen to be called
Jack 2" "Oh, it is just nickname. :
"I didn't know but that it was an abb
breviation.
"Why do you punch that hole in
my ticket p asked a little man Of the
railroad conductor. $50 you can pass
through" was the reply.
- The Dallas News predicts that :
Texas will have no timber in Is years
if the present rate of cutting l,OOO,-
000, 900 feet year continues.
= Jones, being told that he looked
seedy, and asked what business he
was in, replied, "The shard wear
business-look at my wardrobe
-" elbows all the boys maxim 'sout
now p "None of 'em a-doin' any
thing, 'ceptin' of jim" "Ar' what's
Jim a-doin' of "'Lofn' around. y
He-Why do you suppose there
are so many old maids: .She-Oh,
don t know. Possibly because th{
are are so many young men Like M
-Jilson says he does not sa
there should be any objection
men entering the legal pre- -
Nine out of every 10 marp
know well enough that her wo4
A rifle that will go n
inches of oak and huma (
1900 yards, such as the 4 i
rifle will do, destroys the
existing high premium on tr} 3
of battle. z:
A hog fell into we'll nell
ping Shoals, Newton county, G !
ing Christmas, and remained 81
without food or water. 1t we2
only IS pounds when taken out,
ing lost 100 pounds.
The artificial incubation of eg
originated in Egypt, where it is stil[S
carried on. According to consular
report no few than Is, 900, 900 eggs are
Matched in this way every year on the
banks of the Nile.
The distance of the sun from the
earth is 91,OOO,O00 miles. If there
were railroad from theearth to the
sun, it would take 346 years to reach
it travelling at the rate of 80 miles an
hour, day and night.
= He Earnestly: "And now that
we are engaged, Ethel, will you pray
for me ?" She: ooh, no, George,
I've been praying for you for the last
eight years. But, now that I've got
you, I'll thank the Lord for you"
Nevada is the most sparsely set
tied State. There are nearly ewo and
half square miles to each inhabi-
tant; next comes Idaho, with one in
habitant to each square mile. Mon
tana and Wyoming each have less
than one.
"Do you think that marriage is
failure, Mr.. Askin p said Miss Elder.
to a young man whom she knew to be
engaged. 81 haven't got that far
yet," was the frank reply, 'but I'm
pretty we'll convinced that courtship
is bankruptcy"
For whooping cough Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy is excellent. By u.s.
ing it freely the disease is deprived Of
all dangerous consequences. There is
no danger in giving the remedy to
babies, as it contains nothing injuri-
Gus. 25 and 30 cent bottles for sale
by Hill Bros.