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FOR SALE-BICYCLES.

FOR REMITTANCE WAREHOUSE, 3Os 1VTH
street; 3 floors and cellar, with elevator: price,
SO. JAMES II. GREEN,
mho3 st I'll 14th street.
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PERSONAL.

YOUNG LADY WHO IS COMPETENT CLERK
Will give $40 to any one securing her govern
ment position paying from $50 to $50 per month.
Address NEEDY, Star ofice. mh23-3ts
WHLIE-WHY DON'T YOU WRITE TO 1aOG D,
st. NV, and order OF Val Blatz Mil
waukee Beer-it's good for your complexion. it,
OH! THERE; STAY THERE; AND WELL. CALL
you and pay you excessive rates for any
amount of gents discarded garments. Will call
receipt of postal. JUSTHS OLD STAND,
6l9 st. NV. mh2S
WILL GIVE 500 FOR A PLACE , GOVT OR
otherwise, paying not less than $40 per week;
must be permanent; am in much need Of place;
ref. Address Mrs. D., Star office. mh2O-w&s2s
w. WILLIAMS. AUTHORIZED PRIVATE DE-
tectfve agency Confidential communcat lions
promptly attended to; office open all hours; best
refs CfIAS: E. Finder, Supt., U20 st. NV.
f132ms
CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATION QUESTIONS AND
answers. Send 1Oc. to s. w. FLYNN, AN, ~ .
IVY INSTITUTE BUSINESS COLLEGE.
f2S-1m S.W. COR STH AND K SITS. NV.
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FOR SAIE-NEW BAY-WINDOW BRICK: NINE
large and bath; one of the most desirable
houses in Mount Pleasant :93t 14tb St; open
Sunday; price, $500; easy terms.
Also, of the most valuable corner lots on
18th St: size -1Yx1O1; THE GREATEST BAR
GAIN IN THE NORTHWEST: prio, to quick
buyer. $2.25 per #. L. WALTER WEED & Co,
500 18th st. It,
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FOR RENT-Ul SURPASSED LOCATION NEAR
$50; another. same neishborhood, CORRESPONDENCE
low; keys ut 2l4S Florida bet. Mass. ave.
and Il st. H. fe2S-1nos
FOR RENT-3D FLOOR OF 7OI 14TII ST, $50
per month"; HILL 4 JOH..SrON, Real Estate,
mh16s, tu&thtf .-
FOR RENT-OR LEASE-A PARTIALLY FUR IL
room house on Jefferson place; in perfect con-
ROBERTSON. 1410 G st. mh14tf
FOR RENT-BEAUTIFUL BRICK AND STONE
residence, 3O37 o st.; II rooms; large yard, and
$50. OWNER, lO1 Corooran building. mh15-12ts
FOR RENT-DY JAS. +. SHEA. 632 pa AvE.NW
III st ne, Tor. $50 SO 32l 1879 sw Tr.sls. 30
6l5 Md ave sw, 6r 2250 1876 ith st ne, 81. ID. So
GIT Md sw, Or ESQ 402 School st Or Il :5
S15 st sw. Or. .2O5O 1l12 Sd st me- Or. IL 90
1854 18th st w,6r. 21 90 331 " sw, or. 90
237 18th st Or p 90 1923 aye Sc, 5r IL. SO
302 4th st 7r. 30 1907 18th st Sc, 5r. 1000
325 1871 st sw, Gu. $500 Rr 615 Nd 4r IS. 80
mb-9tf
FOR PENTHOUSE 1349 CoRCOIsAN ST.; THREE
stories, eight rooms, cellar, gas, bath; ami;
kitchen and dining room first floor; fronts
south: rent, $3.50 month. TEOS. G. HENSEY
CO., 1900 L st. NV. mh13-1mo
FOR RENT-DwEIIING IlI5 10TH 81 NV; .
rooms, inclusive Of bath; ami: rent. $3OsO.
Inquire 926a Louisiana n2S-tf
FOR RENT-NICE LITTLE HOME; 2 STORY AND
basement brick house; rooms; ami; 4Q5 LIST
Sc, near lines and Capitol; $3.50. Apply
II 9Th st. mh7- linz
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FOR SALE-LOTS.

FOR SALE-FIvE LOTS NORTHEAST NEAR
cable road; 16x70-0ne a corner lot-fOr $3.50 u
lot; easy terms to builders. AUGUST DONATII,
0ll lth ST. NV. mh23
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FOR RENT-BRICK HOU
venient to departments;
NIL; ODD * st. NV. l
City Hall.
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FOR SALE by JOHN QUINN, AT 7TH ST. S.w.
near s.w., 25x10O to al; rents for SIT 800
1882 18th st. NV, Groom brick; ami. s.. 800
building lots on ID st. s.w. NJ, 40xSO 81 600
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FOR SALE MOST DESIRABLE CORNER
fronting, south 18th ST., being the ne. corner
of 18th and Harvard sts, Columbia Heights VIII
suisdvde economically into lots. with alley; 10
houses being built opposite. We can sell this
ut speculative figure. Columbia Heights
has the greatest future of any part OF Washing
tcn The purchaser of this corner will make money.
FOR SALE-To close u syndicate-That very
desirable lot, containing about $1,000
square feet of ground, situated the intersection
of Whitney ave-, Sherman ave-, Lydecker ave.
and Mt Pleasant street. HOlmead Manor being
the old store corner. This will be on New Hamp-
shire ave. when the avenue is extended pro-
posed. We are authorized to offer this ground at
speculative figure to close up the affairs of the
syndicate. Offer wanted. We have this ground
subdiyided into Is snail lots to alley.
1t BRICE & LIPSCONB, 612 18th ST.
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1916 ST: 10 rooms. bath and cellar; furnace
heat 2story brick stable; lot 21x10O IT, to alley:
have reduced the price to $1,000: now rented
at $40 per no.; this is great bargain
Apply to owner,
L. A. BARR,
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EDUCATIONAL.
IN WASHINGTON.

PRIVATE LESSONS - ELEMENTARY OR AD-
vanced studies; especial attention 10 backward,
unwilling and adult pupils. University graduate.
Prof. j., 14O6 Hopkins place, near 10Th and SITS.
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FOR LE-HOUSIsS-REDuCED PRICES.
10th st. S. IL rooms and bath. $500. .$12 600
L st. near 18TH II rooms and bath. $40 600
RIGGS place near 18th, rooms and bath. IS 900
18th St near I, 10 rooms and bath Sc, 100
5 st. near 18th. and bath 81 600
Sth st. near =, rooms and bath. ........ So 400
F ST. near \. ]. ave., looms and bath. SO 600
Get my list. GEO T. PARKS,
1t 1l10 r. st
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-01-27
Richmond and Manchester

The Manchester Leader says that II
Richmond is $50 anxious" for annexation.
then Richmond should offer Manchester
a consideration" and il adds hat those
people who want 10 jump into Richmond
with their eyes shut would better study
the figures
II is all right for the Leader TO seek
TO get the best possible terms for Man
chester and the advice II gives is pa
irons as to studying the figures" is wise
and good. We have no quarrel with it
at al.
We would have Richmond and Manches-
ter both consider tho question carefully.
IL; a statement be prepared showing the
debt and assets of both also showing to
what extent each place has provided Itself
with streets. sidewalks. culyerts. etc All
Of this information will have to come out
before terms Of consolidation can be ar
ranged
In Manchester and Richmond both there
are men Of influence who are opposed TO
the consolidation Of the two cities. over
here in Richmond 1t IS frequently said
that consolidation means that Richmond
is 20 undertake TO provide good streets
for Manchester. In Manchester it IS
sail that Richmond wishes Manchester %
hep pay of It's big debt'-many Of these
takers being quite careful not 10 mcn-
ton that Richmond has millions OF dollars
worth Of sdleable assets in her gag and
water-works, TO say nothing Of other
valuable property.
Yes. let all the facts come out; but
let them be properly stated. Indeed. We
wish that our Cl,y Council would provide
it's Conference Committee with compe-
tent c,erk or staiist.c.an 10 collect and
formulate the data which surely VIII be
called for The expense would be only =
few hundred dollars, and the information
would be useful for many purposes. and
for many years to come.
We rely on the facts OF the case 70 carry
the consolidation scheme through. We
would no; have it carried through In any
other way than upon It's merits.
We have never urged haste On the
contrary. we have advised the people Of
both cities TO proceed cautiously. Tn
Ques;ionably, Richmond wants Manches-
ter. 1t seems TO US that Manchester
wants Richmond-that Il would prosper
more as a part of Richmond than a. an
independent corporation. This We believe
is the general view, although we know
too well that there are prominent per-
sons on each side OF the river who are
unfrienlly to consolidation.
Let US go at this work in the proper
spirit Let US frs; gather every material
fact bearing upon consolidation. Then
let us publish those facts. Next, let us
discuss and decide the questions at issue
like businessmen II this course be pur-
sued. we shall cheerfuly acquiesce in the
result let It be what 1t may.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-01-27
SUNDAY. .........JANUARY 81, 1895.
Let the Present Congress Act.


II looks as IL the President had come,
or might soon come. 10 the conclusion
that the present Congress Is, as we have
rontended all along. the proper body TO
deal with the financial question.
He has pondered the subject, and has
come 70 the conclusion. no doubt that
81 would not do for him. Democratic
President 70 favor policy which would
force him to convene a Republican Con
gress IN extra session 10 DO work that
ought to be done ~ the Democratic Con-
eress at It's present regular session.
We called attention several weeks ago
q the fact that 81 seemed 10 be likely that
Secretary Carlisle would have TO call for
s. new 100000 loan. and that II so, the
credit OF the government would be in
peril There is danger lurking along the
pathway IN which We are walking. Let
Congress 30 10 work 20 get our financial
condition IN good order before the 4th Of
March next.
The people demand earnest effective
work. and will be satisfied with nothing
less. II the Democrats in Congress dis
appoint them in this they will never he
able t. free themselves from the charge
OF incompatible inoapacity and monu-
mental stupidity.
Act. say We. act. cries the country with
out further procrastination.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-01-27

and impudent efforts made to defy the
law by creating prejudice against the
constables. and through the medium OF
ballot schools"
We do not believe that the House is
going to be very eager or impatient to
unseat our Virginia members. The Re-
publIcans have In the House az many
votes as they need When some years
ago they unseated so many Democrats
they had. TO begin with. n margin Of
only six members. and some OF these
were what is termed "shaky" on impor-
tant questions which Tom Reed wished
TO put through the House. Now the
Republicans have a greater majority than
they need. or know what TO do with.
But no matter what the prospect is. II
is the duty OF all our people who believe
that the contestces are honest men and
are entitled to their seats TO hold up
their hands in the contest to which they
will be subjected.
or course. the House will be asked 70
pass upon the Walton law. and we need
not expect that II will be very compli-
mentary about it-especially In view OF
what the enemies OF the law have writ
ten and said as to it-but we are not
prepared to believe that they will declare
II unconstitutional.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-01-27
Walton Law and the Spring Elections.


Mr.. J. n. Clay Of Clay's Mills, Halifax
county. writes 10 the Dispatch stating
that under the Walton election-law all
persons wishing 10 be candidates Tor
county ofsces are required 10 send their
names % the County Court Clerk SO
many days before the election" and
asking If this IS all that is required
under the law. and n the Clerk Is re-
ouired 70 send the name TO any one" lie
also wishes % be informed III the county
elections Will be held under the Walton
law"
Yes. the spring elections will be held
under the Walton law.
As W. understand. AttTney-General
Scott interprets the law 10 mean that 1t
Is the duty Of persons wishing 10 be
candidates in county elections TO file
their names with the County Court Clerk
81 least twenty days before such election;
or. in case Of elections ia cities, 70 file
said notice with the Clerk OF the Hastings
Court: and that as in The case Of can
dlaatcs for county or national offices II
.s required Of the Secretary OF the Com
Inonwealth 70 furnish TO the secretary OF
the Electoral Board a list Of the caudi-
dates for those offices. 50 in the case Of
city and county elections he construes
Il 70 be the DUTY OF the county or city
CLERK to furnish the secretary Of the
Electoral Board In his county or city with
tho list Of the candidates whose names
have been filed with him as provided in
section Of the walton bin.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-01-27
her own" In the adjoining room Mrs.

OF her own" IN the adjoining room Mrs.
Bissell held her Court; In the Blue Room
Mrs. Perrine received her friends: IN the
Red Room Mrs Lamont presented arms
most graciously" Guests fitted about
the White House finding hostesses in
every nook and Granny. and all went
home declaring that they had never had
a moro pleasant reception"
Kate Fled IS a brilliant woman. and we
doubt not that she Is perfectly right In
commenting Mrs. Cleveland's plan. II
seems weil-sutcd to Washington. where
there are always 30 many persons who
are strangers TO one another, and who
meet for the first time at these recep-
lions. For these ladies' and gentlemen tho
entertainment Is over after they have
charged the line OF receivers and fallen
back Then there Is nothing more for
them 10 do. bat TO become passive spec
tators, or to leave. What they generally
do Is TO leave. especially where there is
no supper in prospect
While the basic theory Of the plan re-
commended by Kate Field Is good for
every locality, there is less demand for
its adoption in Richmond and other south
ern cities than in Washington. Here
we mostly know or at least have heard
OF one another. And when q stranger Is
present at a reception there is spon'ane-
Gus thought and effort on the part OF
the hostess and her friends for the
Strangers welfare.
What could have been more charming
than the reception given at the Wes,more-
land Club on Thursday night? II had
the magnlfcence OF a public reception
and all the harmony and hospitality
OF a home-gathering How this combina-
ton was effected we don't know. YES
we know-lt came about naturally IL
came "iess So" No organized effort cou4d
have accomplished what the people
achieved FOR themselves through the ma
tural sociabni,y Of their disposition. IL
was an exhibition of kind-heartedness anu
good breeding: Of the desire on the part
Of all that all should enjoy the evening"
Kate Fields plan. admirable as 1t no
doubt is. was not needed for that sen'a"
soclable. and readily adjustable company
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-01-27
Hnlnifnhln Hoanitalitu-

Kate Field. IN her Washington. IN
weighs sgslns. hospitality which Is not
tosphaDle. The receptions as they are
conducted In Washington are the pSrticu-
lar object OF her animadyers!on. She
thinks they are too formal and that they
c. 10, afford a home-like welcome She
pictures the hostess and the ladies re-
celying with her standing In line while
the callers pass In solemn procession. turn
ing tbs Old, old compliments.
She would have the hostess DO more TO
make her friends feel at honle-do more
10 give Joy and spirit TO the OCCASION
and this she argues can only be done by
the hostess having one or more lady
friends In each room to introduce people
20 one another. 20 brighten conversation.
and % help In all the other duties OF hospi-
tally.
She would break up the rsceiving-iine
as II now exists. and would have the plan
lately adopted at the White House by
Mrs. Cleveland generally followed
At reception given At the White House
a week ago Mrs. Cleveland disposed OF
her beyy OF handmaidens at sufficient
distance from herself 10 make an orbit
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-01-27
The Hawai- Resolutions.

The following are the resolutions which
were offered in the United states Senate
last week by SIR. Lodge on the Hawaiian
question:
Resolved. That the Senate cordially APP
proves the dispatch Of a ship-of-war 10
the Sandwich Islands on Saturday last
and Is o. the opinion that an American
fnan-of-war should be- for the present
kept at Honolulu.
Resolved. That prompt measures
should be taken TO construct or promote
the construction Of submarine cable
from San Francisco 10 Honolulu. ana
that no Part OF the rights and privileges
secured 10 the United States ny article
4 Of the existing treaty beween the imteI
States and the Hawaiian Government
should b. abandoned or waived In ORDER
e. enable any other government - Sc
cure a focth0li or lease upon any part
Of the Hawaiian Islands.
Resolved. That In Oh judgment OF the
Senate immediate steps should be taken
20 secure possession of the Sandwich
islands by their annexation to the United
States.
We do not understand why any Ameri-
can should object TO the passage Of these
resolutions. unless 1t be because, as we
have Sall III dllbAl4tE al AAN4"s 80 1890
20 such a strict construction Of the Fede-
,al Constitution as is inconsistent with
those resolutions. our Senator'S and Re
personalities in Congress may as Vel
make up their minds that the American
people are real, genuine, unadulterated
'J,ngoes" "They already have the men,
md they have the money. too" and they
Intend 10 have and Will soon have Hawaii.
The Jingoes IN Congress when war be
came fragrant between the United States
and Mexico. passed resolution whose
preamble read as follows: whereas
war exists ~ the act Of Mexico etc.
&c. We don't want war in the Hawaii
case to exist by the act Of any country
but we are pretty sure that Uncle sam 5
lows have no objection TO firing few
cannon. "to keep the boys in good
spirits" as General Sterling Price did
during the war between the states.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-01-27
GRIP Is RIFE.
The Maltreaiment of n Merchant Leaves
Him with Catarrh-While a Sweet
Singers Voice Is Saved by
SeyentV-seyeu.

There are thousands Of cases Of Grip.
Mark the contrast in the result OF treat
A prominent merchant living on the
upper West Side was taken with
Ia Grippe. He was treated by an emil
nent physician. who prescribed quinlne
and phenacetn. After a week IN pea
he was able to return 70 his busine -
pronounced cured but he Is left wit2
Catarrh In the Head and HOarseness. "
AFTER EFFECTS.
A TRUE CURE-A sweet singer a So
lolst I'm one Of our Fashionable churches,
was taken with La Grippe. She sent at
once 10 the nearest drugstore for a bottle
Of al" The Improvement from tn fr't
dose was marked and steady, and its con
tinued use made such a perfect cure that
last Sunday she was able 10 resume ner
place in IN. choir, and IL was the general
comment OF the congregation that her
voice was never more clear and resonant
The story spread like wlldhre, 50 that
the local druggists stocks OF ~ had
soon to be replenished.
lust such complete cures are noted on
every hand: no miserable lingering
Cough. S0ra Throat or Catarrh after
a cure by Or. Humphreys Specific. =.
A small bottle OF - asant pelletS-htS
your vest pocket. SOIL by druggist or
sent on receipt OF prce-2lc., or five FOR
81. Humphreys Medicine Company, cor
ner william and John streets, New YORK.
"a 27-lt
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-01-27
LeRislntors Mt Gen

When. we said several weeks ago that the
members Of Congress aid not know what
10 do. the Charlotte q. c. Observer tool,
US 10 task But the Baltimore sun has
come 20 our support II says:
Banking reforms fail because the adj
voCates Of national banks and Of State
banks can't get together. and both are
opposed by silver nnationists and green
back cranks. Our legislators make a
pretty mess OF II. All they can agree on
Is 10 spend more money"
While our congressman don't know
what 70 do. It Is their duty to find a way
20 relieve the country, and the country
VIII accept no excuse for failure: GER
tainly none until they see evidences Of
more vigorous efforts than have yet
appeared.
II each congressman would bestow upon
the subject the same industry. resolution.
and tact that he would bestow upon a
contest Of his for nomination and cleo
ton to the House. every difficulty would
disappear before such resistless energy.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-01-27
The Contested Congressional Seats.

Gardiner Tyler, Harry Tucker, and w.
II. AcKenney, in their several answers 10
the notices OF contest served on them.
deny the assertion so mischievously made
In all Republican and in some Demo-
cratic quarters that the Walton law was
conceived in fraud.
They all argue to show that the law is
not the rascally thing that its enemies
represent 1t to be, and will no doubt be
able 10 prove that the Republicans are
largely chargeable with bringing upon
themselves the disaster OF which they
complain. This the Republicans did by
creating amongst their voters distrust
OF the constables. Mr.. Tucker well says
that the constables against whom this
unreasonable prejudice was created were
men whom the colored people would have
trusted In any other OF the AFFAIRS OF
life.
Yes, the creation OF this distrust and
the attempt 10 defeat the spirit OF the
law by means of ballot schools were
among the main things that brought dis
aster upon the Republicans. 1t would
probably never have occurred to any
electoral board to alternate candidates
names on the ballots but for the gigantic
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-01-27
SOAPS.
MEETISuh
CHESAPEAKE AND ONO RAILWAY
COMPANY.
Richmond. Va. January 2, 1895.


Richmond. Va. January 2. 1896
TO THE STOCKHOLDERS OF THE
CUESAPE AXE AND OHIO RAIL
WAY COMPANY:
Notice is hereby glven that general
meeting OF the STOCKHOLDERS or
THE CHESAPE.AA.kE AND ONO h - +,
WAY COMPANY VIII be heli Al j..
o'clock noon on MONDAY, tn -'tR Gay
Of February. 1888, at tn office % the
company, Pace Building. corner ot
Eiahth and Main streets, n tn city q
Richmond state OF Virginia. for the fol-
To consider the proprety Of author
izing and 10 authorize the Board OF III
rsctOrs: .,,.
company. severally or Jointly
~ For the Use Of the Louisville and
Jerersonvllle Bridge Company property
in Louisville and Jefferson county, ~"
and JeNers0nville lud., ana
% For the acquisition or the secIilIl-7
Of said company; and
90 To execute joint and several guar
anty with the Cleveland, CINCINNATI Dh!-
cago and St. Louis Railway Company, Or
lin tbat and one or more other comma
MES Of mortgage bonds or tn LouIsFlhe
and JeffersOnville Bridge company ior A
PRINCIPAL sum not exceeding S'.'p.tFV'
bearing interest at rat Hol eN-r1iI.-
( per cent per annum. both pr!nclpal az \
interest being payable IN ,BoII, a.4 .i'r
principal sum being payable on the h.7I
day Of March, 1919. 49,.
c) To make any trackage or other
agreement relating to the moving or -
traffic between Lexington and LOuisVllle;
And for the transaction Of such other
business as may lawfully come before
the meeting.
The stcck-transfer books or the com
many will close az the office or Messr-
J =. Morgan K Co, . Wall street, New
YORK. on SATURDAY, the. Goth day or
January. 1885. AZ u A.. and VIII reop 4
on TT ESDAY, the 26th day OF teDfudI!'
By order Of the Board Of Directors.
c. Il. WEXFORD,
fl % 10 Fe 25l Secretary.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-01-27
Iha MlracIe

(E. a. Robinson. In the Globe)
Dear brother, dearest friend. when / am
dead.
And you shall see no more this face OF
mine.
Let nothing but red roses he the sign
OF the white life / lost for him." she
said,
"No. do not curse him. pity him instead:
Forgive him, forgive me; Gods ano-
dyne;
For human hate II Pity; and the wine
That makes men wise, Forgiveness.
have read
Loves message In loves murder, and /
die"
And so they laid her just as she
would lie,
Under the red roses. Red they bloomed
and fell;
But when flushed autumn and the SHOWS
went by,
And spring came. 10! from every buds
green shell
Burst a white blossom. Csn Faith rea-
son why?
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-01-27
Located at Last.

Mr.. Dumbleton. who IS too economical
to keep any extra collar-buttons on hand.
and who devotes good share OF his
matin moments to hunting for these
hayward essentials of male attire. star
tied his wife the other morning by a
more than usual overflow Of emphatic
language.
whats the matter now?" she er-
claimed.
Matter enough" he returned. with a
series Of paralytc gasps: I've swallowed
my collar-buttonw
THANK goodness" snapped out Mrs.
D.. "for once in your life you know where
II is"