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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

efficient God. And, oh, how calm he is
We may learn much from the humble,
transformations oyster and fret not our
the oyster may not mark an epoch in the
worlds great onward march, but no
oyster-no good oyster, mean-ever
lived in vain.
But the dry weather has hurt the
condition of the oyster. When first
heard this, said loosely perhaps it is
the early frosts that have done it, or
mayhap the curculio or the army worm,
for l dearly love to enter into the spirit
Of banter which is ever rife within me
and which effects those with whom /
come in contact with.
But the truth is that dry weather,
long continued, does starve the oyster
out at last He does not, as thought,
crack open on the back and die of eI-
posure, but unless the rains food the
valleys and fill the tidewater bays
where the oyster has his little bed he is
not properly nourished and comes to
market small and poor. This is worth
remembering and may account for more
expensive and more emaciated oysters
this winter.
The big Lynn Haven, the size Of
ones hand, is still about Norfolk and
we'll worth journey to that most pros
porous and rapidly growing city, now
the deep water terminus Of half a dozen
big lines of road and destined to be the
southern port of importance, mark my
words. Newport News. too, from 2, 800
has very recently grown to four times
that size, and those who are looking for
tips may make g comfortable fortune
from these words Of wisdom
The south must furnish Us with big
seaport town, and the government is en-
couraging Norfolk in a naval way, and
very wisely too.
wish that I owned a few acres in
the heart of Norfolk or Newport News
have been honored recently by the
kindly courtesy and proverbial hospital
ity of some Of the first families of Vir-
ginia, and in their home lives they GER
taiDly do delight and fascinate US But
wish they would not invite me 70 ask
the blessing. / am not generally prepar-
ed. and / am not good extempOraneous
speaker.
always feel like putting my hand
TO my ear as the clerical locking man
did who was described 10 me by Com
mander Wilde of Washington, and who,
under similar circumstances, said: "Ex-
cuse me- Was you speaking 70 me: The
fact is, I'm so id def can't hear
what you say
But / don't do that lean do il pretty
well now.
! often think Of a friend who said
grace TO please his wife for several
months, but as he was a commuter, and
IS times lost his train Oh account Of il,
he reserved grace for Sundays and holi-
days One day his little boy, who was
expecting q new set Of teeth IN front,
and so had yawning ebasm and cold
grin in the parquet circle. said when
the conversation Jagged and guests were
eating celery and thinking over their
past:
Paw, why don't you ask the bless
ing weekdays any more:
This cast gloom over the gravy and
brought cut goose pirnples on the bosom
Of the duck
We kept faith with the Pablo at
Alexandria We stopped at the Brad
dock House. would advise one who
wishes 10 commune with the past and
be the sole guest In sSo yoom hotel TO
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28
Berries Letter.

DEER MIsTUR EDETUR-The kwes-
tshun, "Will wimmen cum too the
frunt!" waz ajitatid at our howse last
nite We had sum cumpany frum Bos-
tern. and thay held kwits n diskushun.
Dad sed IL wimmen want two ware
pants let 'em, and IL they are capehls
let 'em voat. And be also sed IL their
waz a big war with highland let EN-
showlder n muskit and foller the band.
Ever since i waz bon my ma haz been
soupream boss of our howseholed, and
think she haz run things better'n dad
Good But i kalberlait II will be sum
time afore wimmin can ware q flown
beerd like Senator Feffer and other
CRATE polertishuns. Moast wimmin foaks
have gift Of CAB superiar two moast
men. Thay can tork and tork on fash
uns and othnr trash. but whethar VIM
min will be abel too shute of thars
wind for hours over Nashnnl Ishows
hazn't been desided. Lots Of men ars
tain az kittens at hoam. but when thay
git existed abowt polertiks thay rip RTE
out eassin and swearin When thSrs
wives get suffrage. thay dairsent carry
on sew.
Sum times aftur n corkus or q grand
rally the boys go rownd the corner and
fl ther flowin bole. Sum Of 'en cut up
like Sezur and go of on q mid mite
bust. When wimmin have ekwai rites.
won't there be jellusy in tho ranks.
Won man will jag down tho strest with
sum won elses wife. And their viii -
weepin and wailin and nashin Of
teath. Oh, Mistnr Edettr, wot are
we eumin tool The wimmin will or
guniEs Alfabit clubs and whoop her
up two the top knotch- Thsrs want
be- room for a entarprizin Jung man
like me anyware IN tho uDeryersa
suppozs 1 will live furever an ovid
batchelsr COZ wimmin Will be two bizy
too 20 husband hunting Owl the ovid
skule marns will join the pleezs fDrse.
and New York viii Be kwicter than
FiIadelfar. Yours a1eckshunly,
BKHTTE
p. S-Eext weak I will rite fore
paige sympozyum On a cookin skuls my
ma belongs too--Esw York Recorder.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

Mrs. ". r. Meek. who resides at Camp
tonVIlle, Cal, says her daughter was
Tor several years troubled at times with
severe cramps in the stomach. and
would be in such agony that IL would
be necessary TO call in a physician
Having read about Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy she
concluded 10 try Il. She found that il
always gave prompt relief. 1t was sell
dom necessary TO give the second dose.
1t has not only saved US lots Of worry
and time" she says. but also doctor
bills. II IS my opinion that every fam
lily should have a bottle OF this remedy
IN the house For sale by druggists
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28
In IN. s..ar. 81 4. corr.etsa.-

Look here. sir. said the eiitU %
the intelligent c0mpositor.
The intslligeDt coupositor boxed.
''ID my article about the Vsndssbalt
wedding ! wrote the cnks's hsncss.
and you made IL read the dukes
fnancee-
The intelligent ooEnpositor bad DO Ell
crss 90 oHyr and eslmy awaited sspsenos
Of death
Allow ne. said the editor. srtsnd.
ing his hand. "sllO~ re b thzsk yOa
for the ecrTecticn- New Yoxk Sun
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28
No Obstacle

81 think it is q mighty good thing fer
You that the copyright law does not ap-
ply 10 Jokes, - said the man who likes TO
think he Is sarcastic
"Wouldn { bother me any II IL did, }"
replied the eminent after dinner orator
"A copyright only runs about 20 yea-s. "
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28
Something More

How did Brown happen TO get the
pomination:''
He placed himself IN the hands q
his friends -
81 suspect he placed something more
than himself in Tire hands Of his friends "
Boston Courier
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28
NYE ON THE OYSTER.
SHOWING HOW THAT BlVALvE is AZ
FECTED BY THE WEATHER.
A Hotel With Historical Associations-Try-
ing to Get Into . Stage Door-Ths Story
of Reception In California With Bur-
bank as the Hero.
copyright, 1894, by Edgar ". Nye.1
In THE OLD DOMINION, !
NoNrnrn 1Q0S

g. lCOpyrlgnt- 1874, Dy Edgar w. Nye.J
In THE OLD DOMINION, !
NOVEMBER, 1895.
Recently stern duty and the loud and
pleading cries of the public for refined
lecturer of fine stage presents have cast
my happy lot along the oyster imbued
coast of Virginia and among those
choice spirits, the truck farmers who
grow one-ffteenth of the garden truck
of America, it is said.
Oysters are greatly affected by the dry
weather of September and October. The
casual reader who does not pause to cere-
brate much will say that this is an effort
to construct humor at the expense of the
helpless and kindly disposed oyster, but
such is not the case
The oyster is peculiar, and yet he
obeys the laws of nature. Socially he
ranks high. but Intellectually he is bare
~ the superior of the clam. He does not
seek to know the whereofpess of the
nevertheless. He just leaves things to
the guidance Of good and thoroughly
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

Mr.. Petsrby. Will yOa please carve
The turkeyy'
mo, thank yoz- The raan who
ear-es REST ether - fool or rz-csi.
AID I den q care 90 - either.
What Dc you zssnf
III be issts the choicest Portions fas
kfuassh. be to . ssozp6rsl. - hs does
noe keep sbsD for himself. BE- j. fooi.
and. - said. der q sxrs 20 pizo. ny
sell IN either category. "-TsI&< slft~
ira
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28
On. p.r,.s sA- OUR.

Fc1d Ezsa41d-r wish ths-s ws N
sDrb thing ~ eve tssars1es
LOTlng Wifs--Ths; &c yoz zssn -
love i1szrzDcss
Fooc BusbznS-TSs shilisy q nan
70 insure tie l0Ts q h.s ~sfs - 'hAs go
vo1h never want 20 pars vita kita
Lcvinz wifs-Thsf Esixst b. pe<~l-
bic Bet pa ~ozd have - do K~Ay
with II. trxrrxrus New fofk TerA
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

Sore Throat Any ordinary case may
be cured in one night by applying
Chamberlain's Pain Balm as directed
with each bottle. This medicine is also
Famous for its cures OF rheuma tism.
lame back and deep-seated and muscu-
lar pains. For sale by druggists.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28
-YyHrN arc Won r,minro w.,

WHEN arc yo1 coming ont with me. Nun
cyF Not tins morning. darling I've too
much 10 do ''Oh, bur you must MUMMY.
I've ALREADY Put ii in ny new diary that
Eo1 did,'i
.i,E man VINO wrote; Revolutions never
60 backward" had never turned a hack
somers2Olt over the tailooard CT a farm
wagon
THE poet we cali s. phenons On rars,
Who deheS ali analysis 81:
But we know the longer ais verse and his
hair
The shorter we oft end his cash.
-NashinSton Star.
ALEXANDER received more bravery OF
mind by the pattern of Achilles than by
hearing the oenaitlon OF fortitude-S.r y
Sidney.
he mills OF justice not only grind slowly,
but they frequently grind 9p tue wrong peo-
ple.-Elmira Telegram,
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

The Remedy.

Romantic Miss-Have there not been
moments in your experience when life
seemed full Of unsatisfed wants?
Mr.. Hardhead-Y- that's so!
Romantic Miss-At such times I al
ways ay to music for relief What do
you do, Mr. Hardhead:
Mr.. Hardhead-I advertise -Reho-
both SUNDAY Herald
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

Ngrs<--y - S=s fAfkz-,ber sz-s
fszt TIE Wy - ere yrrssss q I've
,aaar - 70 rsn s~1y. Do yos believe
tss
Crzf--s-Csstsfnav. II pa Fun s~uy
sish 49, zirl --TrnfA
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

When Besy was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria.
When she lad Child.Sa, she gave them Castoris.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

We offer thanks to patrons for favors
extended, and will be more thankful
for Others. Picture frames were never
so cheap. and will not be again after
we've sold out, at Martins art store.
d1n-1+
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

Ned don't think Miss W2lsingh=n.
Is such a particularly pretty GIL %
yous
Tom-Well, I don't know. she re-
iected me last night
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28
BaIdwin's Photograph Studio,
SATURDAY and FRIDAY AFTERNOON
and SATURDAY EVE.

Music by Schubert String Quartette
and a beautiful souvenir TO each lady
Come and see a beautiful display Of
Photographic work
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
should always be used for children
teething. II soothes the child. sofseas
the gums, allays all pain. cures wind
colo, and is the best remedy for
diarrhoea. Twenty-Five cents a bot
tle Used by millions OF mothers.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28
THIS MAN IS HAPPY
J. W. Fox, Respectable Citizen of
Wichita, has a Wonderful
Cure Performed
By USE OF SHAKER HERBS
Two Monster Parasites Aggregating
Over $50 Feet in Length Re-
moved From His System
In a Little Less Than Two Hours
Time This Morning.
[ USE OF SHAKER HERBS
The following testimonial explains it.

IIe IoIIOWlng testimonial explains It
self:
Wichita, Kan, Nov. 81, 1895.
This Is TO certify that the Shaker doc
tor removed from my system TWO
MONSTER PARASITES.
1 called on him at his office this morn
ing and in little less than two hours
he removed these two monsters. / saw
them alive, crawling and tying them
selves into knots. and my cure borders
on the miraculous. i was not sick.
neither did l have to fast 1 cannot
thank you, doctor, enough for your
work, and extreme kindness to me. I
am READY at all times to answer any
ana all questions, either in person or by
mail.
win a thousand thanks I sign my
self a happy and cured man.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

Clean clothes are a delight that all
can enjoy by sending their wash to the
Kansas Steam Laundry. Phone % and
our wagon will call. d10-3t
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

nsazs-xhy did yaa give ths sAby
Ia 1rusaf
PzBz-B<ssssz bs rsks. less sslrs
sSss - kz< - essez- Liz
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

Messrs. c. F. Moore & Co, Newberg.
Ore. say: We sell more Of Chamber
'ain's Cough Remedy than all Others
but together, and IL always gives salts
FACTION. Mr.. J. +. Allen. Fox. Ore.
says: Il believe Chamberlain's ~ourh
Remedy TO be the best have handled ."
Mr.. W. II. Hitchcock. Columbus. Wash.
says; "Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
sells well and is highly praised by all
who use a." For sale by druggists.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

Select oysters, choice fish. fresh meats
drest fowls, pure lard are specialties
with jackson, the meat man, at pa n.
Maln- dl0-2t
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

For lunch-all kinds Of good things 10
Hst-call AT all hours. day ard night. al
Wacesrnan's lunch room. opp. r. I. de-
bot SGT
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28
NYEAND THE INDIANS
SOME SOCIAL NOTES GATHERED At
THE WILD WEST SHOW.
Interesting Gossip About BufFAlo Bin, Ard
Story About Colonel Cody and Colonel
Cockerfll. Mamma Bear and Several
Acres Of Dogs
Copyright, 1894. by Edgar w. Nye.l

Copyright, 1894. by Edgar w. Nyel
The Wild West show is now touring
the south for the first time. and we have
a chance to see our long lost red brother,
Shaknasty Peterson of Dakota, and his
bride in Dixie.
The day was quite cold. and stiff
autumnal breeze from the mountains
came down and sought out the warrior
who had forgotten to put on his topcoat
Of paint. Billy B. Dam, the Ogalalla
chief. looked we'll in a beautiful tin
bracelet, given him by her majesty. He
also wore a locket containing lock Of
hair from an old settler in Nebraska
Spurious Frumenti, the big Brule
chief, appeared in . new war bonnet and
wild goose pimpleS. He is not drinking
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

Meats. fowls and fresh fish cost less
than other food articles and are better
II pure. such as Joe keeps at PA North
Main street. dIO-2t.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

Get Your Thanksgiving oysters and
fish at Brakeman Bros. 500 East Doug
las. Phone % Orders delivered any
where in city. S-St
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

Anything broken or out Of shape with
your buggy or carriage? Send it 10 rs.
lis y. Fourth avenue and the Kansas
Buggy CO. viii make il good as new. at
small cost Sell you a tip top new rig
IL you want one. y
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28
Hack Line.

Exchange stables at Orlando and StIn
water. We make speciality OF carry
Ing passengers between these points
Travelling une-'s patronage solicited
SHINELY, VAN WyKE < SHIVELY
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28
Advice TO Mother

Take the Ferguson stage from Perry
10 Pawnee. Meets all trains I45 II
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28
Notice to Real Estate AGENTS

Ny house is this day withdrawn from
the market. L. !. SPENCER.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

Eating Is the principal feature OF liv-
ing; get the best meats by buying at
Whitlock's; oysters, toe. dlO-St
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28

TT me Shaker doctor can be consulted
Tree OF charge at the Hotel Carey from
8 to IL a m, and from to3p m daily
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28
GRAND OPENING.

Don't fail TO attend the grand open
Inc ar
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-28
lar. Yours a1eckshunI y,

p. S-Next weak will rite q fore
paige sympozyum On a cookin skuis my
ma belongs too. New York Recorder.
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u w IT Y
$50 North Fourth ay,

with a thousand thanks I sign my
elf happy and cured man.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-12-07
nominated to- the rank conferred by

nominated to- the rank conferred by
Lincoln. Gen. Grosvenor, of Ohio, Of
fered a bill to- make the new Chatta-
nooga and Chickamauga battlefield
park in Tennessee a national field for
military maneuvers by troops of the
United States army and the militia.
Representative Walker, Of Massachus
etts, introduced, with some amend
ments, his banking bill of the last con-
gress. Mr.. Linton, of Michigan, in
troduced a bill prepared at the post
office department to reclassify and
prescribe the salaries of railway post
al clerks. Mr.. Harris, of Ohio, intro
duced a bill levying a duty on woods,
as follows: Woods and hair of first
class, II cents per pound; second-clasS,
IL cents per pound; third class, and
on camePs hair of the third class, the
value whereof shall be 13 cents or less
per pound, including charges, the duty
is to be 80 per cent ad Valorem; ON
WoOls of the third class, the value of
which exceeds 13 cents per pound, the
duty is to be so per cent ad valorem;
woods on skin are to pay the same rate
as other woods.
Mr.. Barham, of California, intro
duced a bill to amend the act incor-
porating the Maritime Canal Company
of Nicaragua. One feature of the bill
authorizes the issuance of bonds not
exceeding $150, 900, 900, with interest at
per cent, to secure the means to con-
struct and complete the canal. All
sums expended for materials and sup
plies necessary to the construction are
to be purchased in the United States,
except such as may be grown or pro-
duced in Nicaragua or Costa Rdca,
and no Asiatic labor is to be employed.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-12-07
GOLD IN DANGER.
Incipient Blaze at the Assay Of
flee in Wall Street.

lncIDtent blaze at the ASsay oI-
flee in Wall Street.
NEW YORK, Dec. 6.-There was
great commotion in the assay office
in Wall street this morning. The
journal of an engine in the deposit
melting room, where 81, 100000 in gold
bars was being arranged for shipment,
became overheated and the oil ignited.
The fame followed the Oil train along
the point of the machinery to the CELL
ing and great volumes of black smoke
quickly filled all the rooms of the
building. Outside ON the Wall street
side came great kicking at the doors.
1t was policeman trying to get in
An official opened the door about an
inch and then slammed the door in
the policeman's face. The policeman
ran. to a fire box and turned in an
alarm, and in a few minutes two en-
gines ratified up to the corner.
The firemen, axes in hand, made an
onslaught on the iron doors, but they
were refused admittance. They in
sisted, and finally fifteen were allowed
to enter. Mr.. Cross, chief clerk, said
that the only danger was that the fire
might have extended to the assay
room over the deposit melting room.
The building was old and the timbers
very dry and consequently highly in
f1ammable. The damage will not
amount to over s1OO. Most of it was
done to the betting and wood work.
There is sum amounting to nearly
$40, ,O0O,0 900 in the vaults in the assay
Office, $780, GOO of which is in silver.
The shipment of 50, 2,40e, 600 will not be
delayed. The assay Office is in build
ing that was erected in 1928.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1895-12-07
COMMERCIAL DAY.
Leading Americans to Attend the
Great Banquet in New York.

Great Banquet IN new Ork.
NEW YORK, Dec. 6.-The ar
rangements are very nearly COM
plete for the American commerce
banquet" to be held at Delmonico's
on the evening of Commercial day"
Dec. 19, to commemorate the close Of
the first century Of commercial lib
erty in America, as secured by the
treaty negotiated with England by
John Jay, of New York.
The chairman of the committee Of
arrangements, C. w. Fairchild, an
nounced today the following as the
speakers at the banquet: Senator
William P. Frye, on Our Merchant
Marine;;" Hon. Don NJ. Dickinson,
on American Commerce" Gen.
Charles H. Taylor, on THE Amer
lean Press" ard Gen. Horace Por-
ter, on ''The American Business
Man." The aim is to have no impor-
tant industry and no section of the
country without one or more repre-
sentatives at this centennial cele-
bration; and. the acceptances thus
far received give every assurance of
success in this direction. The cele-
bration will be distinctively CONNER
cial. Probably the gathering will
represent, through the 800 or 400 in
dividual components of it, a greater
variety of American industry and
manufactures, and a larger measure
of the nations commercial magni-
tude and wealth, than any similar as
sembly in this country.