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| It does not look cleanly and although it may give the wearer what he thinks is an artistic appearance 1t also looks l as if he eschewed soap and water. A thorough brushing twice a day of the hair is necessary. Army brushes are the best If you cannot afford eb- ony or ivory backed ones, you can get very excellent ones at any chemists chemists sell all species of incongruous things In this country-with good wood- en backs for a few dollars. They will last twice as long as the others.
 Water on the hair is apt to make it look rusty, to turn it gray and give it bad odor. If you are threatened with dryness of the scalp and if you are obliged to wet your hair in order to make it stay in place, a little vaseline rubbed in the roots will prove bene- ficial.
 I have already spoken of dressing. Select some kind which contains little oil and which has no violent perfume.
 Bay rum and quinine tend to dry the hair and should not be used by persons whose locks and scalp are devoid of nat ural oils.
 Never wax your nuSldcne' Gel your barber to singe it at least twice a month. or do it yourself.
 I despise shams, and therefore would prefer to have my scalp gloriously shin ing so. as to provoke bears. or little boys, or what not-I can't remember the story exactly-rather than wear a wig. I have always thought a bald head was distinguished.
 Do not mind if your hair grows gray. Perfectly gray or white hair with a youthful complexion is very attractive. Simply take care of your hair, keep it clean and leave the rest to nature, and hn nn,ntn1nt rrith hn1. d 1va rd
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Conpress Fifty-three.

we are Slau 10 knOW JHdl Coh5reSS Hds | at last come to an end. And rest assured, kind friends, that we
 no time in time, will spend. We wish this might have happened
 about two years ago, When they gathered in their places and
 began that awful show. For themselves they've made record
 of which they can't feel proud, l No one has word for them save curses
 long and loud. And all the men in this great land
 know agree with me In birding themselves that they're not
 one of Congress Fdfty-Three. They met with the best intentions vow
 ing to make name And climb, with ease, the slippery rungs
 of the ladder that leads to fame. But, alas, for them, they little knew
 what trials lay in store And in that ladder they never got
 where they could leave the floor. Iris not surprising when we think how
 they spent their time in chat Instead of hustling they killed time
 in dining and growing fat. Growing fat and lazy, they sat and
 sang with glee While work was left that should have
 been done by Congress Fifty-Three. Now, all that is over; 'tis a thing of the
 bitter past The blot they leave, however, Is some
 thing that will last. A blot in nations honor which up to
 now could show A record that has always been, white
 as the driven snow. When they line up in bold array, at
 Father Gabriers call, Will they be able to bluff 1t out and
 answer one and all? St. Peter will glance along the line and say "it seems to me, If am right you all belong to Congress Flfty-Three." "Now you come up to the entrance with all your kith and kin And think there's no earthly reason why you should not come in. But we up here think otherwise, and would refresh your mind, With incidents we've jotted down and are not hard to find. Your country needed many men with lots of brain and nerve, While you sat there in lounges declin- ing her to serve, And while you sat discussing about what was to be, You lost the chance, that might redeem, Congress Fifty-Three. You saddled on your country, which weighed it to the ground, A lot of hills, which proved that you were mentally unsound. Of all the money near at hand you ap- propriatlons made The sum of which, if added up, would make former figures fade. And then you passed the "Income Tax which is of little use In payment for which, think, you got well merfted abuse. These are only samples, brought out where all can see, And feel the effect of what you did in Congress Three. So trust, good friends, you'll not feel hurt, if I don't let you in We've only room for good ones, who are not steeped in sin. We can put you in the annex, which isn't far below, And there you may continue with your disgraceful show. There are no bills to pass on, our bus mess is rather light, But you can polish up the brass and | keep things looking bright. [ guess that's all you good for, and | rest assured that we Will not inflict our friends again with a | Congress FiftyThree.
 w. J. L.
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The Norwich Bulletin says that a Family title is of more account in New York than it will be in the New Jerusa- lem. This is true. but many who live in New York and want titles are not certain that they will live in the New Jerusalem.
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The Worcester Gazette says that in hS43, when the Millerites predicted that the world was surely coming to an end before the close of the year, and many worthy men and women so earnestly believed in the prediction that they prepared their ascension robes, politi- cal feeling was running high among the more worldly minded. One day two devout Millerites and stanch old Whig politician were passengers in a stage coach in one of the sections of New Hampshire not then reached by railroad. As was natural, the Mil lerites fell to discussing the expected approaching destruction of the world and one of them, turning to the poli- tician, said solemnly: My friend, did you know that before another month is passed the great Jehovah will have returned to reign on earth forever?" The politician drew an old leather pocketbook from his trousers, and, af- ter deliberately taking account of the contents, turned to the Millerite and said with great warmth and earnest ness: 'I'n bet you $10 that the New Hampshire delegation don't vote for him. The discussion ended right there.
 Professor Schwenine-er recently gave
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FASHION NOTES.
Benutx in Oyer nrnpings.

Nothing could be lovelier than the wave-fluted crepe-lisse materials that are used over silk foundations for sleeves and bedices. The girl who said they look as if they were going to melt right off your back" was about right. When this fluted lisse Is used over silk of contrasting shade for an evening cape, an effect of great thickness is giv- en because the flutes are very deep and as the material Is so soft that the flutes turn and sway at every move, the silk beneath shows in exquisite shaded eff feet. A beautiful cape of white satin clouded with, fiuted black crepe lisse seemed at a little distance to be made of some beautifully soft fur, deep and white at the roots and black at the tips of the hair. A closer look baffied completely any but the enlightened ob-
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An English chemist named Armstrong asserts 1t as his belief that no chemical action ever takes place except in the presence of some substance capable of being decomposed by electricity, and that therefore all chemical phenomena are electrical.
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Notice.

Wecanno accept anonymous or return re- jected communications. In all cases the name o1 the writer will be required, not for publica- ton. but as Q guarante good faith.
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Waltzes and two-steps, marches and uuick-steps will continue to be enjoyed by pupils in the public schools of Cleve- land who like to dance during inter- missions. This decision was reached by the school authorities the other day, and Superintendent Jones sent let ter to Rev. Dr. John Mitchell, chairman of the committee of Methodist minis ters, who had denounced dancing during school hours, announcing that no interference would be made so far as recreation danc- ang was concerned, but that the use of the school buildings for dancing parties would be in future denied, un- less by action of the board of educa- tion.
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Queen yictoria's favorite recreation during the lifetime of her husband was sketching and etching, in which latter art she attained proficiency altogether exceptional for an amateur. She has, however, long since abandoned the plates and acids, as well as her water colors, and whenever she can find any relief from her duties in connection with the business of state she seeks recre- ation in just plain, humble knitting, looking very human and grandmotherly with her white hair, her widows cap and her not unlSindly eyes peering forth above her glasses.
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The total number of students in the German universities is 2S.15S as conn pared with 27,646 a year ago. Berlin comes first with 5,OS1, then follow Mu- nich, BATS; Leipzig. 2.92S; Halle, 5S9; Bonn, 1,51S. Wurzburg has 1,547; Tu- bingen, 1.165: Heidelberg. 1,O2S; Stras- burg, 949: Gottingen, s04; Jena, 6a5, and Rostock the smallest number, 420 Of the total 26.0OS are Germans, 1,594 from the rest of Europe, and 556 from other parts of the world. Theology claims 4,4S4; law, 7.432; medicine, 7,7cS, and philosophy and science, S,47O
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A pilot of Bremerhaven named Mins- sen tells the following story of the death of Captain von Goessel, of the Elbe: "Our pilot. De Harde, was prob ably the last man who stood on the bridge beside the captain. When the steam whistle got out of order Captain won Goessel helped the pilot to see 1t to rights. The latter asked: Captain, won't you have life-belt?' No an- swered the captain, quietly, I do not need one.t Soon he sent the pilot away I'd remained alone at his post, going d3wn with his ship like the true sea- man that he was"
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Professor Schweninger recently gave this elaborate summary of his treat
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03
COURT NE VS..
ADVICE BY LETTER.

THIRTY-SEVENTH DISTRICT COURT.
Emma Won Koehring VS.. III. Won
Koehring, divorce and injunction I;
motion to dissolve injunction
granted.
A. A. Gray vs.. T. w. Mullaly,
appeal from Justice court; dis
missed at plaintiffs cost.
Ruperto Hernandez VS.. Josefa s.
Hernandez, divorce; judgment for
plaintiff.
FoRTY-FIFTH DISTRICT COURT.
p. G. Tomson & Co. vs.. Sidney B.
Wood and William Boon, seques-
tration +; judgment for defendant as
per decree.
G. HI. Forcke vs.. William Hoef-
ling, note and foreclosure; judg-
ment for plaintiff.
j. Bowman vs.. Il. j. Burns, &C
count; judgment for plaintiff.
w. A. Battaile vs.. B. G. Hice
and E. Jungkind, on account; dis
missed for want of prosecution.
Sam Rose VS.. Z. Denecke, note
and attachment; dismissed for
want Of prosecution.
APPEALED FROM JUSTICE COURTS.
The following cases appealed
from the justice courts, were filed
in the District courts yesterday:
George M. White VS.. E. N. McRae,
M. Castanola & Son VS.. VIM.
Boone, ID. p. Smith VS.. City of San
Antonio, Hilario Diaz VS.. City Of
San Antonio, j. E.. Muegge & Co.
VS.. City of San Antonio, George
Eckenroth VS.. City Of San Antonio,
John T. Luter vs.. City of San An
tonic.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03
WHAT Is A GUARANTEE P

1t is this. If you have a Cough
or Cold, tickling in the throat,
which keeps you constantly cough
ing, or if you are afflicted with any
chest, throat or lung trouble,
whooping cough, etc., and you use
Billiards. Horehound Syrup as di-
rected, giving it fair trial, and
no benefit is experienced, we
authorize our advertised agent to
refund your money on return of
bottle. 1t never fails to give salts
faction. 1t promptly relieves
Bronchitis.
Sold by Kalteyer & Schuchard,
A. Dreiss, F. Kalteyer & Son, and
James Clavin, druggists, San An
tonic, Texas.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03

InaU ola poem Hell In IeXaS"
is still on its rounds. Not neces-
sary. The democrats with their
free wool, cattle and hide legisla-
tion raise all the hell in Texas that
is necessary.
Presidential candidates are like
ly to bob up from now on as Sc
renely as the floats of a fishing line.
The convention will dispose OF all
but the one nearest the hook.
Grover will initiate Grant and
make tour OF the world when his
term expires. He can 60 through
the motions. but three voyages
around the globe will never make
Grant of him.
The statistics prepared from the
district Of William Henry Grain,
as to destruction of wool industry
there, the result of democratic
legislation, will be interesting
reading for his consti tuents.
II the republican masses of the
country will discover no moneky-
ing with the presidential buzzsaw
on the part of their legislators at
Washington this term, there will
be real satisfaction shown.
There is a sigh of relief going
heavenward from the business of
the country this morning. The
legislation that kills or cures bust
ness is now in the hands of safe
business men.
There is verv little interest taken
in the selection Of officers for the
lower house, only as this selection
has its bearing upon the question
Of government of the house by
bosses.
1t is said that Matt Quay has the
| situation grabbed. II some one
would grab Matt and put him
where he would no longer figure as
the slave-driver of his party it
would be good thing all round.
The apologists of the third-term
corpse are now laying the blame of
the second term on Mrs. Cleveland.
Grover is big enough to stand in
his own shoes and bear the brunt
of his own foolishness.
The wool men OF the country
| will be found in force in the city OF
national legislation about the time
that the speaker announces his
committees. Texas will be there
too.
Dumas was buried as he direct,
ed, without any military honors
or other fuss and parade, in the
loose costume that he ordinarily
wore at his work. Sensible to the
last.
The Fifty-fourth congress is in
session.
The United Sentinels OF Ameri
ca is the latest in the way of 9
secret order. There are more Sc
cret societies springing into being
like Jonah's gourd in a night, thar
the register can keep track of.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03

The two new members OF the
house that Texas has sent to con-
gress could not well be in greater
contrast. Judge Noonan is one Of the
most quiet and reserved Of gentle
men, with great urbanity OF man.
ners and true courtliness of ad-
dress. Miles Crowley is a long
skoreman who has no conception
of the graces Of either speech or
manner, and his election was a
burlesque upon Galveston district.
The republicans are to be congratu-
lated that their candidate is not
named Crowley.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03
RAILROAD TIME TABLE
L. & G. N. RAILROAD.

l. N ". n. X AlLROAD.
NORTH BOUND.
Leave Tor Austin and the North.9 As a.m.
500 pm.
ARRIVE FROM THE NORTH.
Arrive from Austin and North. $50 am
- 635 pm
SOUTH BOUND.
Leave for Laredo and Mexico. ..9.45a.m
ARRIVE FROM THE SOUTH.
Arrive from Laredo and Mexico 7.3Op.m.
M. X. 81 T.-FROM l. &c G. N. DEPOT
TRAINS LEAVE DAILY.
Leave for Waco, st. Louis and
Kansas City ........ 500 p. M
TRAINS ARRIVE DAILY.
Arrive from Waco St. Louis
aud Kansas City,. 80, $50 ann
SOUTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD.
EAST BOUND.
Leave for Houston, Galveston
and New Orleans. ............ 11.20 am
Leave for Houston, Galveston
ana New Orleans. l0.00p.m.
ARRIVE FROM THE EAST.
Arrive from New Or cans, Gal
weston and Houston. ..... 7.25 a. m
Arrive from New o. leans, Gal
weston and Houston. ....... 4.25 D. m.
WEST BOUND.
Leave for Eagle Pass and Mex
leo -. ......-.-.. ......... AS pm,
Leave for Ell Paso and San
Francisco. ......... .......... 75Oa.m.
ARRIVE FROM THE WEST.
Arrive from Mexico and Eagle
Arrive from San Francisco and : - ~
FL Paso ............... No.. $50 pm.
S. A. &c A. P. r. EMISSION ROUTE
TRAINS LEAvE.DAILY.
Leave for Cuero, Houston, Gal
weston and Waco. 1900. s50a.m.
Leave for Beevlle, Rockport
and Corpus Cristi............. els pm
TRAINS ARRIVE DAILY.
Arrive from Cuero, Houston,
Galveston and Waco ..... 6.55 pm.
Arrive from Corpus Cristi, Bee
Vile and Rockport. ........... l.30p.m
LEAVE DAILY, EXCEPT SUNDAY
Leave Daily. except Sunday, for
Kerrville, Boerne and Comfort 3.45 pm
ARRIVES DAILY, EXCEPT SUNDAY.
Arrive from KerrviiIe. .... .1O.l5 a. m
LEAVE SUNDAY, ONLY.
Leave for Kerrville ........... 900 q. m
ARRIVE SUNDAY ONLY.
Arrive from Kerrville, Sunday, 100 p. NJ
s. A. & GULF SHORE R. R.
DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY.
Leave San Antonio. ......... 900 a. M.
arrive San Antonio..-.... 49,. 200 p. m.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03

There is general impression at
Washington that there will be lit.
tie or no original legislation this
term, beyond that which is neces-
sary to restore health to broken
down ind ustries,and such re-organ-
ization Of the finances as will per
nit the government to pay its ex.
penses as it goes.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 3, '95

The democratic turkey gobbler
that tries to scare the republican
hen of the nest with the gobbl-
gobble-gobble OF a force bill, has
not sense enough to serve as a
thanksgiving bird in a darkey's
cabin. The force bill has served
its disagreable day and gen.
Grafton and no sensible republican
wishes to see it again on the
statute book of the nation. The
author of "a FOOLS errand" is one
of these fools, but the iron went
down into his soul very deep at
the close of the war and 1t hurts
vet.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03

San Antonao welcomes the roost-
ers to the city. Had they waited
until wool was again put upon the
protected list by the republicans
now at Washington, they would
have done their Growing for the
state, instead of leaving it for the
Observation-Disclosures of the republic
can press.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03
He Will Recover.

August Schroeder, who was
assaulted on River avenue Satur-
day evening, as mentioned in the
SUNDAY LIGHT, is reported resting
easy, and there are hopes for his
recovery.
1t has developed that the name
of the man who struck Schroeder
is Ferdinand Santleben. The
trouble was the result of an old
feud.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03

Massacres of Christians are not
confined to the domiuions of. the
sultan. On other msinlands as
well as on the islands of the sea
the work of destroying foreign re-
ligious teachers goes on. This is
the inevitable result of mixing re.
ligions. 1t is as dangerous as mix
ing drinks.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03
Locomotive Defective -Damage Suit

Locomotive Defective -Damage Suit.
MEMPHIS, Tenn, Dec. 3.-The
case of Q. HI. Morgan, against the
Kansas City, Fort Scott, and Men,
phis railroad company was COM
menced in the United States Cir
cult court yesterday, to recover
damages for personal injuries re-
while in the employ of that COM
pany. The space between the
judges bench and the attorneys
table had the appearance of ma
chine shop, there were so many
levers and other appliances of a
locomotive there. The accident
occurred in November, 1891, when
the plaintiff was a switchman for
the defendant company. The testi.
mony showed that he was standing
on the foot board OF the switch en-
CINE when he sustained injuries
which made amputstion of his leg
necessary. The plea is that the
engine was a defective one and
could not be managed by compe.
tent hands, hence the accident.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03

Late news from Cuba seems to
favor the regular forces of Spain.
There will be no Improvement in
the situation resulting from the
senseless proclamation of Gomez
to dynamite trains and hang all
who sell plantation productions in
the cities. Gomez is not going the
right way to work.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03
IMPORTED.

The late imported "refraction-
list" has departed, but left in our
midst many poorly.fitted specta-
cles of inferior quality, but E.
Hertzberg, the old reliable optician,
is at his old stand skillfully fitting
impaired sight, under a guarantee.
1872 st
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03
A Young Man "Locoed.

Armada Perez was locked up in
the city Jail yesterday on charge
Of insanity, Officer Herrera max
ing the arrest at Perez's house on
Carr hill, while the afflicted young
man was chopping up the furni-
ture in his house with an axe. He
has violent attacks Of insanity and
his mania then is very murderous
Iu his sane moments he says he
wants to be confined all the time,
as he is afraid he may sometime
kill his mother.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03
iCH : $50 q 50 $500 Isl8. OOI ss2O s54uO

Legal advertisements 81 90 per inch each In
,srtlon. Trustees sales 81 90 per lnoh first In
srtion, CSC each insertion after.
Reading matter, editorial page, Csc per line
ZACH insertion; Local columns zoe first inser-
tion, l0c first week, sc after first week. Speci al
rstes on so and 100 lines running for m onth.
lone advertisements payable on first OF
e,rl month. Transient advertising payable
Ia aivance. ssoNLY METAL CUTS PRINTED.
special rates given on larger space and long
,lrae advertisements. Discount given for
sash.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03

The growing of the chiefs Of the
poultry show is already heard in
the streets of the city. That ex-
hibition will do much for the in
dustrious biddies of the state, and
what is for their Improvement is
equally so for the growth OF the
pocket-boo of their owners.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03

This congress which has just as.
sembled at Washington has a
large republican majority, but it
cannot possibly make greater
botch of the public business than
the late unlamented democratic
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03

There is no doubt that the sultan
OF Turkey is sufficiently scared by
the threats Of the powers to uder-
talks any reforms to satisfy them
1t is equally true that if he under
takes these reforms he brings him.
self into contact with the fanati-
cism OF the most turbulent and
warlike OF his people and will GER
tainly plunge the empire into re.
volt. In any case there is no safety
in any section of it for the foreign
missionaries, and it would be wise
to retire them from the country.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03
MUNYON'S METHODS.
A Wonderful Record Of a Wonderful
Man Written Up.
READ AND REFLECT ON IT.

A Revolution in Medicine That
Will Increase the Average Life to
Three Score Years and Ten
Something That Will Interest
Every Reader of the Light
Show it to Your Friends-Pre-
pared on New Principles.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03
SILVER KING SALOON

Cor Flores and Commerce SIS. East side Mill
tary Plaza. If you want drink of the cele-
brsted G., g. b 1892, Pensylvania RYE Whiskey
of Gallagher, and Bourbon Philadelphia, and
receive polite attention, drop in and see H,
E. FUTILE, the Genial Proprietor Silver
King Saloon, who always keeps the finest
brands of imported and Domestic Wines,
Liquors and Cigars.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-12-03

Dewitt Talmage has brains
enough to keep his body out OF
danger, and he positively refused
to accept the nilsson Of mercy
which was rendered him as the dis
trlbutor of the relief sent out to
destitute thousands in Armenia.
That mission is no sinecure. IL is
as deadly as the plague.