Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1895-04-02
From a SlfangeFS Note Book.

IL Is not only possible but very prob.
able that vt some time or another every
man and woman in Salt Lake has
some reason ~ pass By OF outer the
Dooly block. Probably this Is why
everyone In the city knows Tony
TOny's "por. eshuu" IL "blaokiu' butus,
sah;" and by everybody that knows
him II IL conceded that rroEitrlus, bio,
genes, ami even Socrates were fools
und preached FOOLS philosophy by the
side OF this modern Av dC ncctC pullU.-
uphef. During u conversation with
him yesterday no consented 20 explain
why his business was NO "pO'ly."
"i 'fuu, sob, n man only has be
bulos shlUyd wen he's feeling Urgs'-
p'f.us like wen hls pockets u iull OBJ
money. Den bu feels like be wants 90
Do somebody. He ioels Ike Doc ought
10 hat its bltes shinuI cos WIN mon
. feeling pTgBFtgus DO wauH o.
look %, am any man with amy
ruuso knows hU uayu', lggs
dat way 10 hiH butos aiu't
Fhlncd, bic hair aim. cumboI
anu his clos alu't brusuud, But deI
yu' take lt now won uauuly's ituiIH
pT0spTyuB anu nobody hain'J sos u1
money Den thuy DON'T nEu uu nee
t.ce o0 dcy's SHOES an ugpH dc sraeIu
wy go zee ~ many men who hAb OF
money but who gIus Poudy like coo duy
Cayu, lay duTu hands on 30, boy DOM
feel prusp'T0uB aud dey hnia't gRlre
10 phy gutuu dime 90 look how JUy
don't feel. lla Io' desc heah niygufs
dat cuts de uriuusl / ualn't uUl no core
o. use TO- dem, / takes notice dat DE
IIluc of blaCkis's dc same aB 'iW1a long
while ago aud lhn uEpeuacs uh uuin'r
de same too. Now cab, l tell 500 %
makes tho biggest sort uh % u.uuucu
Whedder mIu'a got money iu hts
pocket or WnuIUgr nu amt Lu. dom
YOU Cnyut expect old %. y 10 HHI'.I
jeI cos somebody ulr'l iupIlu' l-'
right. No, rah, old Tonga Bwiuy tU
keep up dc price"
IhecngeTuu.a H ...uuinn tbuUNssUt
day saciaistlC wlf. u.m1u b.mu.
everything upon aIllg toIiy msl
lhiuB that tue uUE.Iusua pays % "a
the comforts WHOM capita. unIuyH, Was
ntuUgly illustrated Bt tho corner u.
Iiut South aud Main Itrt0fs o. iaw
daye ago, WHOM party ui uaslrgu a-.
pnultum cGpIlnlsH were lu1al 70 "a
biUull vi Salt lbEH'a paving mrirT.B.
ASA rule lt takes lu ltIu t1 draw %
crowd; but suCh au unusual thing a8 20
party OF wgIlutuHri m.u digging "a
h1le iu the zoo tuu pavement ug tUu lu-
teuUutlou ut tnu two u.rtAuuwu Fi0tDH
iu the city attracted o. larger crowd
than usual Tho pgueUuliuyF hsI uHaH
watched with uTusLu.esB interest Hr
some liWu WuHu ut ia-t one spectator
mDrB anxious thHu tng root asked,
"WhO ON earth uro thuy, un ID waH. uu
earth are they uplug2"
Tho mnu with white rose lu hI.
lulUuhulu, who was evidently U.u.
driver, volunteered 90 iuggw ,ur
crowd;
"Ihuy air Gnug Of 50 NUrk, pH.n,
deity aui biwatuu mull.ua.at conn,
down here pepgcyIH,v, llry hIl up. ,
down win me tnla maIuu', InH
about ueinf hypd uIl They had OIL
Pullman car an Go tugIu.lyp. n.u
every uur % them ia millionaire unu
every uuuuf them mHUa ,Iulr money
Oh o. spucyMUauUI They UurHluy
travel uruuud nEa lGri."
"lusln snll tho qugtt 0usE "um.
poor devil UuyH ur a. ulI,"
"lps," said tine mRu with Che white
rose ir his bat. ulJiy, "We pay d
out OF our 1Lvs"
Tue otncr Iay tine NEWS cauHlnnu
tbs paragraph; "SupvTsuu.us pyUp.,