New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-08-18

"Joe, Hickey is very popular in New-yorx during
the heated term Mr.. Hickey Is a composition con-
I sisting mainly of lime Juice and rye
Impeachng witness-iawyer for the dsfence)s::
You were n the saigon when ne shooting oecurred'
iawyer-stste the locat ton Of the saloon
i E,snssW What was the defendant doing when
you entered the saloon? 49, ...a
Hitness-He was treating the croWd
Iawyer-Whst d,a he , az poauroeara will vou
and Mister Rlubud and Mister Fireater and Mister
Rcdeye and Mister Cornbred and Mister Jefferson
! Join me in a drink suns ,o,onoa rss,s .o,,a
respectfully submit to this Intelligent jury tina!
there are not six plain msters in the whole state OF
Kensucky.-CJudge
ore OF the few countries in the word where
! American patents cannot be protected at present
/ is japan and the clever people Of that Island may
take unlimited advantage OF Yankee genius. II Will
be different however. when the treaties OF 1893 20
into effect
A man shot through The brain. says victor hors-
hy, thrSgb III the want OF breath occaslonea BY the
explosive effect OF the bullet passing through The
wet brain substance and CONSEQUENT injury TO the
base of the brain. The neart goes ON beating eat
respiration stops INDEED nc hear h Is bra
the proper treatment Of MAJ tnns s9'l , Is Ins
as ths o r10Ts y to 20 up sr csS
tion.-tRochester Democrat and Chronicle
The Pilgrim Society OF Plymouth Mass, has or
dered a bronze tablet cast, which viii be 20
Scrooby England. 1t will bear the following in
scrption: This tablet Is erected by the Pilgrim
Society Of Plymouth, Massachusetts,. United States
Of America mark the site Of the ancient manor
house where lived William Brewster from 1855 to
1908. where he organized the Pilgrim Church. OF
which he became ruling elder. and with which in
1858 he moved to Amsterdam; in 1863 he moved 10
Leyden and in 1920 to Plymouth, where he died
April It, 1914"
A LITERARY TRAGEDY.
lie rose at eight. ght-hearted.
This poet long and lean,
Ate breakfast; shaved; then started
\ Southern magazine.
At nine that night he lectured
on ''Thoughts tina that Glow and What Know
Bout Ltrature Down SOUTH
But when beneath the stars serene
He hied him to mis- bunk,
The sheriff seized his magazine
The boarding house his trunk! - .,..,
ATLANTA Constitution
Two Irshmen seeking hotel at Far Rockaway
were about to engage rooms When they heard the
following discoura gng conversation between tho
proprietor and another man. whose nose was too
large to mistake his nationality.
Hello key wos dat you? Do you want roomsr-
yah, | Won't some rooms bud wont 10 know y
there vos many Mcks' in der house"
ION. not enough to be disagreeabie'" was the re-
ply
The Irshmen sought lodgings elsewhere.
A Nashville came to the front YESTERDAY wig
an entirely original schemei which ne warrants 81
many expositions." he said. and have always no.
small ehdre ae' sm o the vsto BY Which IN.
fer that either the mothers VINO have babies %
look after are compelled to remain at home or suf'
fer the suspense consequent upon leaving the ltt:
ones with irresponsible nurses. also noticed that
miserable because Of the little ones Now my
plan is to have department in the Centennial Ex.
wish to the show. Checks would be given 50
put in charge Of the infant bureau Inc tnii3
fee for each baby cared for. and think the plan
NO work well am thinking ABOUT sunmnbIotw5
Nashville American.
1t is difficult to understand why Englishmen ara
SO confident that Valkyr.e III will win the cup.
The English press TO be united In that opin-
ion. II the Defender had not done everything that
has been asked of her; II she had not made a show
OF every soop that has raced against her; II II were
not agreed by AL classes OF yachtsmen THAI the
Defender is the fastest American sloop that ever
carried canvas. We might fear Valkyre III. But IS
the Defender is the fastest s.oop ever saw.
Americans will decline to fear VaAyrle III until she
actually wins the cup.
Some little time ago the minister from scarboro.
Me, exchanged pulpits with the minister from
Sacarappa. In the same State. When the Sacarappa
Wh saS az h% Ne Jones' do hope
day that in your PRAYER you Will make an especial
can see nothing but desciaticn f here" 50 when
the minister was about making his petition, he
send copious rains upon the soil OF scar6oro that
4 may bring forth a bountIful harvest and that
viii bless You for IT, desire. oh lord. 70 stat.
people OF fSs or Oh SSi Sf & a
IN Thy divine wisdom xi say It is not rain ttNt ~
SOL or Scarboro needs. II Is more top DRESSING
-tBoston Budget.
Little sympathy Is aroused In the average man
when no hears that woman OF the day has been
II victim OF pickpockes. and, rule. II he is at
all outspoken his comment Will be: 1T served her
right Most men think, and there is reason 10
their idea. that the dress OF woman to-day Is an
Invitation 10 the lght-handed gentry. She wears
her watch dangling from fragile chatelane the
other end OF which Is attached insecurity 10 her
belt or pinned to the dress waist or she may re-
verse the order OF things and put the watch In her
belt. while from IL light chain depends. and on
that she wears Ia charm frequently heavy as
the timep'ece Itself. In either case. def thief
could disengage the entire outfit without much
effort. The practice OF carrying the pocketooox
in the hand Is a careless one and women who lose
their purses have only themselves to blame. Inc
man or woman who would make name for HIM
self or herself should devise safe and convenient
pocket for a womans dress.
Tho manufacturers OF clocks have not been 50
busy at any time during several years past as
they are at present: the factories devoted TO the
production Of svsr,pssd ware are running iS Ss
watch manufacturers have this year gwen tneI
hands shorter vacations than usual ana , are nv
manufacturers OF Providence. New-York Newark
and the Of art goods
pottery and bric-a-brac are receiving extensive
ing many new patterns and are working every
frame In their plants. Thus the anticipation OF
throughout the manufacturing branches OF our I'M
dusry and that the manufacturers will not be dis-
appointed all signs indicate-Crhe Jewellers CIR
cular