The Newtown bee., 1895-04-19
A q. Bakers March Ady't.

WE are about entering a new era, the l W month of March. Did you ever see any.
 Trilby's foot, there's not another like it in | all Paris-except it's mate," and there's noth-
 ing like March except a little connecting l April. Mud and slush. Freeze and unfreeze.
 Measles and high winds. Malaria and snow | squalls. Cold sores and corkscrew shaped | cyclonic breezes mingled in equal parts with | bad smells and coal ashes. Dust and angry | wind sent straight from the shoulder, ac-
 companied by barn doors, skylights and | profanity, dismembered umbrellas, more | dust and the grip, until not one of us can see ! the beam in our brothers eye on account Ot J the presence ot beams and notes and such 1 like in our own eyes. Then comes deluge | and a general thaw all along the line, and l suddenly the whole bottom drops out of the egg market and all the principal roads in town. The ice breaks up in the river and, ac; fences, moves on to victory and udewater.
 such a breaking down and demolition ot
 party lines especially along the bottom lands
 has been paralleled at no other season of the year and in no other instance except during
 the late municipal elections in New York city. The old brown hen, our tavorite hen, steals a nest and surreptitiously matches out chicks which these sudden freezes send to untlmely graves. Surface and snow water find the level ot our cellars through numerous winding rat holes, and the water from our cry stal spring resembles In color ana taste pressions come to the front in the best of
 families and trials and tribulations seem to rise and tall ad fDfin1tum until we feel almost eager to say amen to the old mans fervent supplication ot 70 Lord, if thou wilt but see fl" to take care ot me through this month ot
 March, will agree to take care of myself all
 the rest of the time" This Is the month we
 watch with interest the passage to more con genial climes of the wild goose overhead and the chilblain under foot. Every cloud has its silver lining and so doing the month of March
 the poor furniture man who has passed wearily through the long dull months Of winter is cheered by the thought that now is
 the appointed time when every thrifty house. keeper rouses from her lethargic sleep and searches the country far and near for the
 most desirable place to purchase her spring carpets and needed articles ot furniture, and rlght here we rise to remark that we have stock on hand and daily arriving that has never been equalled since we began business. An elegant line of carpets in all grades at prices lower than was ever reached before Ninety new and desirable patterns just received. We keep the back numbers care fully weeded out ot our furniture, and you will get new designs if you buy of us.- We don't claim to be any smarter, shrewder or better business managers than anybody else, but do claim most emphattcally that while we are away out in the tall grass and our location enable us to handle large stock ot furniture on smaller expense than any other live man in the state can do 1t today. That you can't go anywhere from anywhere on the cars without going through Hawley. vile is as true the familiar quotation | "that all roads lead to Rome." Now don't be | us as others over carefully before you buy. l Now this last was the main and principal point we wished to make to start with. Took l us an everlasting long time to make it, didn't l ot most everything isquite apt to be clear out | on the end? You never can bayonet a pig | gracefully with the first end or middle of your gun.
 A. c. BAKER, Furniture Warerooms,
 Opposite Union Depot, Hawley- vile. Conn.