The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-06-22

huluDOIul SOuHly is OeleTHlueQ To De
worthy of the name which it bears.
The mules furnish us with satisfactory
evidence that chronic kickers have very
long ears.
Remember there is not one lottery ticket
in a thousand that is worth as much as a
cigarette.
While Democrats are splitting up Re-
publicans are coming together more firmly
than ever.
The mineral springs of California are all
more valuable than Ponce de Icons foun-
tain of youth.
AS general rule silence is golden, but
the silence of the Cleveland convention
looks like silver.
The advent of fly time sends our spirits
soaring in the hope of an accomplishment
OF aerial navigation.
Those who go camping i'll the woods this
summer offer Encouragement to the
advance of medicine.
1t is said that in its crusade against the
horse the bicycle is bringing even night
mares into disrepute.
The hope that the advent OF the bicycle
would reduce the gum-chewing dissipation
mas not been realized.
Between the devil and the deep sea there
is often wide margin in which heavenly
graces may be cultivated.
Kaiser Williams golden helmet is more
suggestive of barbaric splendor than i'm
perial comfort in June weather.
The merchant who refuses to Join the
Merchants Association does not deserve
TO share the benefits which it creates.
In San Francisco we have not only better
weather than the rest of the country but a
larger assortment of pleasing varieties.
According to all reports the French and
Russian alliance is regarded more sus-
piciously in England than in Germany.
Cleveland may not be candidate for
third term, but there is more wood saving
in his back yard than in that of any other
Democrat.
AS soon as Eureka has been properly
opened TO the world its name will be en-
ployed to express the delighted surprise of
its visitors.
Within the space of month seven peo-
pie have been shot to death in Kentucky
but there was not mysterious murder in
the whole lot.
1t would seem superfuous to try ex-
Clerk Lambert of Oakland for insanity in
view of the announcement that it was his
custom to take fifty drinks day.
With our two quadruplex presses and our
distinctive telegraphic service we are fur
nishing the news of The United Press
through the means of united presses.
AS Germany has appropriated 100, 600
marks to purchase bicycles for the army
we shall probably hear less talk about prep
arations for a war being afootin that coun-
try.
Now that the Lick trust has been COM
pieted the bones of the dead millionaire
will rest serenely in their sculpture in the
pier OF the great telescope on Mount Ham
ilton.
All the good times that lazy man has
had are cast into the shade of forgetfulness
by the anxieties which he suffers when he
comes to square his accounts with the
world.
When Whitney said if the silver men
should carry the next Democratic National
Convention it would split the party, he
overlooked the fact that the same result
wonld follow if the gold men should
carry it.
Local preference of foreign products has
received a midriff whack from the action
of the Police Commissioners in selecting a
San Francisco beaver cloth for police uni
forms as more satisfactory article than
that which France has been sending us.
The discovery that several saloons IN
Chicago have been escaping taxation by
being put on the list as church property
ought to lead to an investigation TO see if
the owners have not been drawing salaries
by getting on the list of deputy assessors.
New York can afford many private resi-
dences that cost more than 81, 900 600
each, but for all that the recent police
census shows that there are more than
$4,000 children in the city who have been
deprived of school facilities because Of lack
OF sufficient school buildings.
One of the features of the Atlanta EXPOSE
ton that promises to be great attraction
will be thoater for the display of all the
properties and equipments of dramatic art,
and in os2er to exhibit the full effect of
scenic decoration it is proposed to produce
grand spectacular play showing the
march of De Soto from Florida across
Georgia to the discovery of the Mississippi