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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-02-15

between the defendant and his wife?'
Witness - "Yis, sor." Magistrate
Tell the court. if you can, what he
seemed to be doing" Witness-"IIe
seemed to be doin' the listenin''' -
Tit-Bits.
Rambling Raggsy-'Will yer please
give me dime, sir, to get sumthin' to
eat?" Citizen-''What can you get for
a dime?" r. RI kin get plate of
hash fur a nickel, sir" C.-"What do
you want with the other five cents?"
Il. R.-"That, sir, is fur tip fur the
waiter. N. Y. Press.
Mrs. Small Wort-"It seems to me
that you might find something to do, if
it were only acting as a scarecrow."
Everett Wrest-"I tried that one time,
mum, an it didn't take the crows
more'n two days to find out that l was
perfectly harmless. Crows is that
smartr'-Cincinnat Tribune.
One of the judgments of Sir Francis
Johnson, chief justice of the superior
court of the province of Quebec, was APP
pealed to the court of appeals and sus-
tanned. On being met by Judge NJ,
the latter said: "Nell, Frank, have
just sustained a Judgment of yours"
Yes? Well, my dear M, still
think | was right"
-IIijiuks (sarcastically)-"I suppose
il misfortune should overtake us we
could live comfortably for year CT
two on money derived from the sale of
material from some of your sleeves?"
Mrs. Thinks (sweetly) Yes, dear;
adding what we'd get by disposing of
the cloth in the tails of two or three of
your coats. buffalo Courier.
She sat with an anxious heart and
a half fearful eye furtively watching
him as he was about to taste her first
dinner. He knew what was passing in
her mind. After dinner was over he
said: I'm sorry for one thing"
''What is it?" she asked. THAT l
didn't get married sooner, 50 that l
might before this have enjoyed your
delicious cooking, my love. As cook
you are success" He lied, but the
who should have flown up |
10 Heavens chancery with the false
hood folded his wings over his ears and |
lid not hear it.-N. Y. Press.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-02-15

lecture was Government Con-
troll of MOnOpOlies." If you have
not attended any of these lee
lures you cannot realize how much
you have missed. They are brief and
concentrated, touching only the most
important facts. The next lecture
will be Friday evening, Mar. s. Sub
iect, "Origin and Growth ofSocialism"
The teachers are considering the plan
of having the last two lectures in the
Opera House and charging a small
admission fee.
The High School have ordered a
number of copies of the new song book
Merry Melodies, published by S.
&. Hanson.
NUNTIUS.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-02-15
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES.

The High school was increased thi:
week by the addition of two new
members, Ned and Willard Teats, for.
merly of Hope, Kans.
The High School rank last week
was seven, the same as the week be-
fore.
The latin class which began the
first of this term is said to be getting
along more rapidly than any other
beginning class of the last six years
Two weeks ago the boys of the High
School organized foot ball as
ISOLATION with Mr.. Aldo Funston as
president, and secured fine foot ball.
Up to the present date, however. they
have been unable to play on account
of the Indictment weather, but they are
looking forward to great big time
when the bad weather ceases. We
venture the assertion that the
foot ball ground, which is
located southeast of the school house,
VIII bSSo1uC q 4dNOllAc ISSOII IOI ille
pleasure loving people of lola, espec-
tally the young ladies. No team has
as yet been organized but there is
plenty of good materiaf in the High
School for a very strong team.
One of the boys Of the High School
broke all previous records of determi-
nation and endurance by walking
seven miles to school facing a hard
northwest wind with the thermometer
IA degrees below zero.
Two new members were added to
the graduating class last week, Mr..
Compton. Moore and Mr.. Aldo Fun
ston.
The Californian Club viii givea an en-
tertainment on the evening of Wash
ington's birthday, Feb. -. This
promises to be one of the very best
entertainments held this year. Come
and be entertained. Admission five
cents.
Prof. F. w. Blackmar, of the Kan
sas State University, delivered the
regular monthly University extension
lecture at the school house last Friday
evening. The subject of the
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-02-15
SCHOOL NOTES

The High School room at Humboldt
was filled to its utmost capacity at the
recent Teachers Association.
The county board of examiners met
last Saturday and issued certificates
to the successful applicants at the last
examination.
County Superintendent Jones re-
Gently mailed blank reports to the
teachers to be filled out at the close of
the term.
In the absence of Senator Scott who
was to lecture before the Humboldt
Association, Rev. Jas. Hunter deliver
ed his lecture on Ireland, making
special mention of the schools of that
country. The lecture was greatly ap-
preciated by the teachers who show
ed their appreciation by extending
vote of thanks to Rev. Hunter for his
valuable services
Misses AIDA and Elsie Adams and
Lucy Woodin are attending school at
ElpOIld InlS spring.
There was no school at "The Brick"
No. Z, last week on account of repairs
needed ON the school house. This
should be looked after in the fall so
that the progress of the school should
not be interfered with during the
term.
Illinois promises to send thousand
teachers to the National Association
at Denver next July, Kansas should
do equally as well.
The textbook question is being dis
cussed with much interest in the
at present.
Governor Morrill, has signed the bill
making Feb. 22nd a legal holiday in
Kansas.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-02-15
OFFICIAL PAPER OF ALLEN COUNTY.
HORTICULTURAL DEPARTMENT.

At a meeting of the State HOrticul-
tural Society in December last, a
resolution was passed asking all
the county societies in the state to
urge their members of the Legislature
to use their influence in the passage
of bill in aid of the State Horticul-
tural Society. also To furnish an office
in the State House for their use, aud
any other legislation for the benefit of
the horticulture of the state.
The Allen county society at their
February meeting endorsed the above
resolution, requesting the members
from Allen to render all the assistance
CONSTANT with public welfare to fur
Their the interests of Horticulture, and
especially to oppose any bills endeav-
oring to combine the State Boards of
Agriculture and Horticulture.
A resolution was offered presenting
list of apples that the Society could
recommend for general planting pur-
poses for family orchards in this
county. After considerable discus
sion the following list was adopted:
For early summer: Red Astracon,
Primate and Early Harvest.
Late Summer: Benoni, Summer
Rose and Maiden Blush.
Autumn: Grimes Golden and
Cooper's Early White.
Winter: Ben Davis, Missouri Pip
pin, Jonathan, York Imperial, Arkan-
sas Black Twig, Minkler and Rome
Beauty.
Summer, sweet: Sweet Bough.
Winter, sweet: London Sweet.
The Society has been promised
beside the regular program) an essay
from one of the most skillful tree
primers in the county, subject, "Prun-
ing and Care of Orchards"
Every citizen of the county is invit-
ed to attend the March meeting on
Friday, the Sth. at o'clock, at G. A.
r. Hall and hear this essay and other .
matters of interest.
B. f. PANCOAsT,
Secretary.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-02-15
"A LITTLE NONSENSE"
NUNTIUS.

The Right Interpretation.-Student
Al dreamt last night had lent you
ten marks" Student B.-"And now
you want them back again, l sup
pose?'-Unsere Gesellschaft.
This old fellow" said the team
ster, fondly patting his horse on the
neck, has been hauling for the city
tor twenty-five years" Got pull,
suppose, D" sneered the mugwump gen.
Acknowledgements Journal
"A Wabash girl of nineteen, who re-
Gently eloped and got married, took
the precaution to paste the number
''2l'' in her shoe, so that if the preacher
asked questions she could truthfully
say she was over twenty-one." In
dianapolis Sun.
Magistrate Ito witness)-'I under
stand that Eou overheard the quarrel
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-02-15
Cure For Headache.

AS remedy for all forms of Head
ache Electric Bitters has proved to be
the very best. 1t effects permanent
cure and the most dreaded habitual
sick headaches yield to its influence.
We urge all who are afflicted to pro-
cure bottle, and give this remedy a
fair trial. In cases of habitual consti-
patton Electric Bitters cures by giving
the needed tone to the bowels, and few
cases long resist the use of this medi-
cine. Try it once. Large bottles on
ly Fifty cents at Evans Bros. Drug
Store.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-02-15
FOR SALE.
B. f. PANCOAST,
Secretary.

will sell at my residence in lola at
private sale for reasonable prices at
any time before March 1st, the follow
ing property: Flows and other tools,
cook stove and fixtures, book case and
secretary, bed-stad, table, chairs, cup
board, dishes. carpets and other goods
that are used in all families.
ROBERT Cook.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-02-15
The Art Amateur.

Best and Largest Practical Art Magazine.
THE only Art Periodical awarded a Medal at
the Worlds Fair
mrdUIblc 10 all rho iriSh 10 make their IirinG by
Eon f0c art or TO make their homes beautiful.
W 'VI' we will send to Ony one men. a - n
tiOning this publication a specimen copy. IIIC
with superb color plates flor copying or III
framingl and eight supplementary pages ILL
of designs Irregular price, . cents. Or
For Or we will send also PAINTING FOR
VI N"I' BEGINNERS go pages).
MONTAGUE MARKS, % UNION SQUARE, N Y.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-02-15
ALIENS RACKET

Is still knocking the stuffing out of all
pretended Clearance, Slaughter and
other Sales where the object is to get rid
Of a lot Of TWENTY-YEAR-OLD STUFF
at good round prices
The Goods at ALIENS RACKET
are ALL NEW, and everybody knows
that the Racket is the INVENTOR of
Low PRICES in Allen county All cold
weather goods such as
Heavy Flannels, Heavy Shoes
Blankets. For Men,
Comforts. Women and
Underwear, Children,
Hats and Caps, Gloves,
Etc, Etc Etc. Etc,
are going for LESS money than ever be-
fore They are all NEW too. Better
COME WHILE YOU CAN GET THE BAR
GAINS.
We have decided to close out all our
Wall Paper and in order to do so quick
will sell it at FIRST COST, we paying the
freight Some Of it goes for LESS than
first cost. It is all nice and clean. We Of
fer it at these prices as we intend to quit
handling it; we need the room. When
we quit sellingi it the prices will go up
you see if they don't. It is little early,
but you had better buy NOW and save
big money
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-02-15
DON'T BE AFRAID

So many people avoid crowds and
large gatherings, because they are in
constant dread of being trOd. upon,
and having pet corn or bunion pain
fully bruised-this can be avoided by
the use of ChrysO Corn Cure. Every
bottle warranted. Evans Bros
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-02-15
The Wrong State.

A gentleman of the shabby-genteel
type ambled genially up to the horse
reporters desk and with a confident
smile stood there bowling.
''Well, what is it?' inquired the re-
porter.
Il have here, SIR" ne replied, taking
a small package from his pocket, "a
device for saving life, to which desire
to call your attention. presume you
have no objection to saving your life
or that of any of your fellow crea-
tureS?'
None whatever"
And 1 may expect you to give my
device the consideration its merits de-
serve?'
Certainly. What is it?"
There it is, SIR" said the visitor,
taking corkscrew from the wrapper
and laying it on the desk.
The reporter threw up his hands.
Come off," he exclaimed, shat
won't go here. This amt Kentucky"
and the visitor with look of disap-
pointment picked up his device and
headed for the south.-Detroit Free
Press
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-02-15
NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT.
First published February Is. 1895 }

First published February Is. 1881
STATE OF KANSAS !
ALLEN COUNTY, 81
In the matter of the estate of Elias Miller, de-
ceased. late of Allen county Kansas.
Notice is hereby given that on the l1th day of
February. D. 1895. the undersigned was BY
the Probate Court of Allen county, Kansas. duly
appointed and qualified as Executor of the es-
tate of Elias Miller late of Allen county deeeas-
ed. All parties interested in said estate will
take notice and govern themselves accordingly
WILLIAM c. THRAsHER.
Executor
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-02-15
Cut Flowers.

When you want roses, carnations
and other choice cut flowers go to A.
l.. HarmOn's green houses.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-02-15
Santa Fe Route.

The Santa Fe, on account of G. A r.
and Sons of Veterans EDcampment to
be held at Lawrence, Kans., Feb. 26,
q and %, we will sell round trip
tickets at one fare, date of sale Feb.
2Srd, oath, 18th and Goth, good to re
turn March md.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-02-15
TERMS :

Subscription price, in advance, $50 per year
advertising rates furnished on application.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-02-15

Come and you will be convinced those who have
goods are being sold lower than before offered in
We only few prices for Of space.
The Indianapolis journal., 1895-10-08

Seventh precinct. at 25s East Mccarty
street
Eighth precinct. at 4so South Delaware
street
Ninth. precinct. at corner Bicking and
East streets
Tenth precinct, at No. Buchanan street
Eleventh precinct. at corner Virginia ave.
nue. and McCarty street.
Twelfth precinct, at 531 Virginia avenue
(rear)
Fourteenth Ward
First precinct. at IS Ounce street.
Second precinct. at 1i9 Spruce street.
Third precinct, at 191 South Linden street.
Fourth precinct. at 25s Olive street.
Fifth precinct, at 343 Coburn street.
Sixth precinct. at 5s1 South East street.
seventh precinct. at 4S5 Madison avenue
Eighth precinct, at 45 Nebraska street.
Ninth precinct. at 92 Shelby street.
Tenth precinct, at 769 South East street.
Eleventh precinct. at 7s2 South East
street.
Twelfth precinct at SO Calling street.
Thirteenth precinct, at 105 Naomi street.
Fifteenth Ward
First precinct, at 81 East McCarty street.
Second precinct, at 467 South Meridian
street.
Third precinct, at 4O6 South Illinois street.
Fourth precinct. at 414 South Capitol ave-
nue..
Fifth precinct. at IS Meikel street
Sixth precinct, at 474 South West street
Seventh precinct, at 513 South West street.
nue..
Ninth precinct, at 274 Union street
Tenth precinct, at 290 Charles street.
Eleventh precinct, at rs Kansas street.
Twelfth precinct, at Kellar's store (rear:)
Thirteenth precinct. at 30 Palmer street.
Fourteenth precinct. at $50 Madison ave-
nue..
The polls will open promptly at o'clock.
The Indianapolis journal., 1895-10-08
F. b. AINswoRTH's CLAIM.
He Wants $1,000 for Expenditures nj
the Reform SchaOl

He Wants $1.3OO for Expenditures at
the Reform school.
The claim of Frank b. Ainsworth against
the State for $500 for purchases as super
intendent of the State Reform School for
Boys. was yesterday presented to the Su-
perior judges sitting as court of claims
and was argued before the full bench. Hez
Daily sitting for Judge Harvey, who is i'll.
The claim is for period dating back to
1876, when Ainsworth was removed. The
money. the claimant AYERS, was used in the
purchase of printing outfit and for some
land. The State sets out that the pur-
chases were made after Ainsworth's au-
thority TO make them had ceased, and puts
the record of the board of trustees i'm evil
dence. Ainsworth claims that he was not
removed from the institution for several
months later. The State resists the claim
on the ground that the statute of limita-
tion Is bar, fifteen years having elapsed.
Another argument used by the defense was
that the case was adjudicated some years
ago in 1880 and that the State has receipt
in full. Attorney-general Ketcham and his
deputy, Merrill Moores, represent the State
and Harding & Hovey the plaintiff.
The Indianapolis journal., 1895-10-08
Brave Women'S Views
All Approve of Munyon
kfnd-Whnt Famous Professor Has
accomplished by New Methods.

Mrs. Riblet. 15s Ninth avenue. New York
city: Il am satisfied that Munyon's Reme-
dies can do wonders. Several of my friends
have been cured by Munyon's Female Rem
cdies."
Mrs. George GraybiIl. wrightsville. Pa:
what suffered from female troubles Is
indescribable. / was In bed four days every
month. Doctors said they must operate.
but Munyon's Special Female Cure cured
me-
Mrs. c. f. Tucker. Buckfield. Me-: Mum
yon's Female Remedies are invaluable Not
cnly myself but many Of my friends have
found them promptly curative"
Munyon's Female Remedies
provide home treatment that effects a
speedy and complete cure of all womb
troubles liberation. enlargement, falling Of
the womb. whites. backache, soreness and
dragging In the abdomen. Positively effectu-
al in suppression. scanty flow. bemorrhages
pains and ali monthly disorders.
The Munytn Remedies effect positive
cures in the most obstinate cases, a sepa-
rate specific for each disease. At all drug
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Personal letters TO Prof. Munyon. 15O5
Arch street. Philadelphia, Pa, answered
with free medical advice for any disease.
The Indianapolis journal., 1895-10-08
AN INSANE PLAINTIFF
SAMUEL EHRISMAN, BY HIS NEXT
FRIEND, SUES FOR DIVORCE.
Alleged that He Was Mentally Tn
balanced When Married-F. b. AIMS
worth's Claim Against the state.

Samuel Ehrisman, by his next friend.
Jacob Ehrisman. yesterday filed a suit
which partakes of the nature of divorce
suit. but has an unusual feature. The de-
fendant is Mary or Mai Ehrisman, whom
the plaintiff married in Greenfield on May
q, 1895. The complaint sets out that the
plaintiff at that time was incapable of
entering into the marriage contract be-
cause of mental illness which has since
caused him to be sent to the Central Hos
pital for the Insane. where he now is. The
complaint AYERS that the defendant caused
the marriage or pretended marriage to
be solemnized in order to secure an in
terest in the plaintiffs property and that
Immediately after the marriage she caused
the Union Trust Company to be appointed
his guardian. There is now an application
pending for the removal OF the guardian.
The Indianapolis journal., 1895-10-08
DIR. John Was Not Fully rnder.tood

To the Editor OF the indianapolis Journal:
The criticism in to-dav's Journal by my
esteemed personal friend. Mr. ]. c. Ochil-
tree. is an excellent illustration Of a funda-
mental position taken by me in my recent
review of Col. Ingersoll, namely, that II is
nor safe to judge history. life, book, a
speech. or even a sentence by cross-sec-
ton vow. A report in another indianapolis
paper makes me say that Mr.. Ingersoll
is opposed to the public schools, when every
one knows the contrary to be true What
1 said in this regard was that IL the Bible
is opposed TO art, science and letters be-
cause 1t is not a good textbook in these
subjects then on the same ground Mr..
Ingel soil is opposed TO public schools be-
cause he does not empathize their impor-
tance in his Grafton at his brothers grave
And now comes my oid-time friend who
has seen a cross-section or another portion
OF my address, and calls me TO account for
thus seen, TO be directly ne opposite OF the
position which i was trying 10 establish.
My argument was this. IF the God Of
the Bible was cruel, savage, immoral. un-
just and unfaithfui. as charged by Mr..
lngersoll. then the God of nature who Is
the identical God of the Bible. and whose
government In nature and the Bible Is one
il equally immoral. unjust cruel savage
and unfaithful. for the specifications in the
one case are parallel with those In the
other. But went on at great length to
show that the charges in both cases were
unwarranted. 1t Is only just 10 the re-
porters TO say that they aid not have sc-
cess to my manuscript until short time
before their respective papers went to
press. and Il = not susorIs,ns that q their
The Indianapolis journal., 1895-10-08
Court Notes.

Albert e. Metzger was yesterday appoint
ed receiver to sell real estate by Judge Nc.
Master in the case of William H. Nichols
vs. Enoch III. Moore. The receiver gave a
bond of $1,000
The will of Sarah c. Reams was yester-
day admitted to probate. Joseph b. Keal-
ing was appointed executor. Harriet r.
Moore was yesterday qualified as executor
of the estate of Hannah v. Adams
Judge McCray, of the Criminal Court
yesterday passed judgment. upon Albert
Knapp, sending him to the Prison North
for ten years and assessing a fine of xln0
Knapp has made threats of revenge against
the court, jury and witnesses.
The suit Of j. L. V. Hill against the
Journal for libel was yesterday dismissed
in the Circuit Court The alleged libel was
the publication of report that Hill had
induced negro voters in 1893 to go 10 Chi
cago so that they could not vote.
The Indianapolis journal., 1895-10-08
Melyiua Massey,s Case.

Melvina Massey and her husband We're
arrested Sunday night for disturbing the
peace on the street. Their trial was yes
terday continued in Police Court until Fri
day. Interest in the case centers in the
fact that Melvina's former name was
Moore and that she was the only pupil
in the Reform School for Girls who es-
capped at the time of the great fire there
several years ago and who was never cap
tured. She says that she made her way
TO Covington, KY, where she met and mar
ried Massey. He has been very brutal.
she says, and she is trying to get rid of
him through a divorce, but he follows
har
The Indianapolis journal., 1895-10-08

W. c. Smith. repairs. $50 North Missis-
sippi street, $3.50
Eli Lilly & Co. addition. is2 East Mccar-
thy street, 1850.
l.. Sommer, addition. Prospect and Hes
ter streets. $500
Jacob Metzser, brick stable. Maryland
street $500.
r. Klefker. addition. s. Buchanan street,
$780,
% NJ. Pursell. frame house. Walnut
b. 1. Hirth. addition. 1920 West Wash
ington street. $3.50.
Nina staehie. addition. go South Ala
bana street. $780,
W. ]. Eldridge. frame house. broadway,
near Sixteenth street. x2sc0.
John A. Goebler. frame house, Prospect
street. $3.50.
A. A. stubbins, addition. ss5 College ave-
nue. $50.
avenue. $3.50.
James Smith. frame house, Hill street,
$32S
w. C. sheets. frame house. West Wash
ington street. $500.
The Indianapolis journal., 1895-10-08

Thomas Post. G. A r.. will hold a very
important meeting this evening for the pur-
pose. 1t is said. of receiving Admiral Brown
as member. He holds as loyal
Hoosier. his membership In the Indiana
Commandery OF the Loyal Legion. and now
he will become member OF an Indiana
post. Members of ali posts are invited 10
The Indianapolis journal., 1895-10-08

DO not neglect the symptoms Of impure
blood Do not disregard natures cry for
help. Take Hoods Sarsaparilla and guard
against serious illness and prolonged suffer-
Hoods pills for the liver and bowels act
casilv. yet PROMPTLY and effectively.
The Indianapolis journal., 1895-10-08
Receiver for Northern Pacific.

A dispatch from Helena. Mont. says:
Judge Knowles. of the United States Cir
cult Court. to-day confirmed the appoint
mentf OF Andrew K. Burleigh as receiver
of the Northern Pacific railroad. and ap-
pointed two others receivers of the
Montana district. They are Edwin L. Bon
ner, OF Missouri. and Capt. j. H. Mills, of
Deer Lodge. The former is well-known
merchant In this city. the latter being the
Commissioner of the Bureau of Labor,
Agriculture and Industry or Montana in
this city. The receivers bond was fixed
a xfOO 90