The daily morning journal and courier., 1895-06-20
II. HIS. CLASSDAY EXERCISES
(contihued from sixth Page.)

Miss Callahan was the most swell
 lady at the class "Prom.," having had
 trouble with her teeth for some days
 previous. She had been looking forward
 since her scrub year to this grand oc-
 casion and had firmly made up her
 mind that nothing should spoil her ap-
 pearance. So day or two before the
 event she desired the dentist to pro-
 vide her with new set of false teeth.
 The dentist however, knowing her to
 be in a high state of excitement, be-
 ing previously warned in a dream,
 painted her gums with iodine. And
 thus it was that she became too swell
 for anything.
 Miss Maude Cruttenden Is one in a
 hundred. She is a great boon of young
 and inexperienced artists, being eapa-
 ble of appreciating all the good points
 in (daubs) We have also learned that
 Miss Cruttenden attends f1res-it would
 be unfair to say that she could climb
 a house, but it Is certain that a fence
 is no obstacle. If I dared to tell, you
 would find the story of one escapade
 Is delightful tale; but the young lady
 in question Is quite pugilist, so I feel
 somewhat opposed to offending her.
 Miss Clark, realizing her duty, has
 always kept very good time, particu-
 larly in No. S. where she was sur rounded by very good but (savage) com
 pany. We may safely give her the credit of being the only one who was
 ''up to date" in respect to time that
 year. It Is a we'll known fact that the condition of the atmosphere never has any effect upon the wonderful time
 pieces. Indeed, there is but one thing that will make her heart tick faster and that is a secret.
 Some one heard Miss Beebe remark that she had never been obliged to carry any books home until her senior year. The person pondered it in his heart and finally concluded that it was Miss Beebe's superior intellect which gave her this extraordinary advantage over her heavily laden companions, who land thy eyes shall be thy judge" are terribly one-sided. because Of their burdensome looks. When the "Why?' was put to Miss Beebe the answer came readily enough. Because I had some one to carry them for mep'
 Of our (Daly) we are exceedingly proud as we are the only class favored with the news fresh every twenty-four hours It Is unfortunate that the back numbers are not procurable as they are filled with the broken records made in the field" by the class of '95 More over this (Daly) was (christened) early in life much to her dissatisfaction.
 Miss Hubbell, who by the way is the class midget, told me the other day that she expected to be ground to death but she didn't see how could, as she had never done anything foolish like the rest of us. Apparently the young lady had forgotten her attempt at writ ing poetry. Before long we shall expect to find her confiding to her friends. as Milton did, that her "Pegasms has not yet feathers enough to soar aloft in the fields of air" We hope that Miss fIubbell will be spared the experience of the blind poet and feel convinced that she will, being one who sets great store by her grand-fathers twelve pairs of spectacles.
 Why is it that little Carry Holmes did (sigh) so much each day through out the winter and hasten out before she ought?
 Just listen, and you shall hear not of the Ride of Paul Revere" Oh, no! but morn day ride in an H. M. T. 1 buggy. Long live the white horse!
 Miss Heileman can explain the ((Con- 1 necticuD theory of gases the best of | anyone. For most people this would be l D dangerous undertaking, but to Miss ] FIeileman it is a pleasure. If any of | US ever travel extensively enough we 1 may come across her in some remote l corner of the Nutmeg State" peering | nto some stagnant well, in the vain | nope of seeing the light of her little | experimenting candle.
 Miss Jones has peculiar first name; | Arcine it is. It suggests unpleasant | .hings like arsenic and Mark Twain's | wicked An Sin. But what is there in | l name? Just nothing at all; for Miss | Jones is as pleasant as can be--if one only leaves herself and her belongings aloneI
 It is only just to say that Miss Kier- nan has done very well, very well in- Iced. She never failed, in geometry, | once, throughout an entire month, but hen she was never called upon, so how 'ould she? It was not her fault that ime. Whenever she was called upon o recite she did her duty and fur lished the class with amusement, but pest of all with humor, and sometimes, ut rarely, with new idea.
 An! whom have we here? Upon my word it is Esther Lamport, the ventrllo- Iuist, and the only girl in the class vho understands the true CEsqumaux) anguage. She will no doubt try to care me now by talking from under he stage at me. But she can't for I lave heard her many times before talk ng to the school room from an empty blackboard. Just watch your chance md you will see her stretch forth her and call for (Spinzer9 She lways does that when desiring the aid f her kindred spirit; for she is also a But I must hasten for in mother minute she will have me under he power of her spell
 sincerely hope that some of Miss I.o- ans family are present, for have long onsidered it my duty to inform them her apparent intention to commit sui- lde. A monstrous knife is the weapon hat she carries to perform the deed nd it is duller than 8 hoe, so the result 'ould be very unsatisfactory. Do take ity on her, you, who are her nearest { nd dearest. and provide her with a ' cythe, or even a razor would be better z han that knife. {
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