New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-11-30
THE TALK OF THE DAY.


His Point of Vlew.-Reggy Gofstockng Gravel
ling in Montana)-Ah! | suppose you see good
many queer people in this part of the country
Native.-You bet why hardly week passes tha'
some slck-lookin' Eastern dude doesn't show up
It Had Some Good Ponts.-"I can't use this as
poem miss. said the editor but II gHa yan -"
It little III publish 1t as new coiiese yell
Chicago Tribune
Provost Harrison of the University of Pennsyl-
vania has lust presented to the university library
a monograph on Education" by Benjamin Frank
lin II was printed by Franklin In l'i' ana was
the first exposition of his idea TO turn the olu
Charity School of Philadelphia into a chartered
academy the institution out OF when mas grown
the University of Pennsylvania
rsIand s on the west side of Plum Gut. and gas
beacon lights gas buoys at the entrance TO
port 10 sag Harbor. Two million tonnage passes asses
bor and when the Long Island Railroad at Fort
Pond Bay IS ready II Will be still larger IT ls sara
rb e Gayernment should look into the matter and
If necessary build lght.-(Flshng Gazette
The Nunclpal Art Society has done good thing
and established good precedent in decorating one OF
the courtrooms in the Criminal Courts Building.
The cost Of the work recently turned over 10 the pup
lie was s. OoO which free gift of the society to the
city Having made such excellent beginning,
the society is willing to follow its own good exam
pe and engage in other work of the same charac-
ter. TO enable 1t to do 80, 1t seeks TO enlist the
good will and active support Of all citizens inter
ested in increasing the citys beauty. The socletys
annual dues are only s.. 1t ought to have large
accessions to It's membership. Any information re-
garding the society and It's work will be cheerfully
furnished by the secretary, f. Hamilton Bell, OF
No. IS East Twentieth-st.
Solemn Warning-What is the man doing?
lie is climbing to the electric lamp to light his
Will he light 1t?
No. but We will go to his funeral tomorrow.
No but he Ss d to a%d
sttution
As Illustrating the sweeping character OF the Re-
publican victories I'm the last election. ex-Congress-
man Yoler OF Ohio tells the following story: in
one of the counties in Ohio German was running
for Sheriff the Democratic ticket. He felt very
confident Of election bur when he read the returns
he found that he, was showed under by about 1909
majority. This reused his ire and he said TO his
wife: Dot settles IT. We vii move out of dis
Shtate where dey treats a Democrat like dis. Yust
you pack oop our things right away unit git ready To
move away He left the house in great wrath, but
in about hour he returned and found his wife
tearing up the carpets and taking down the curtain
poles. 'Sthop dot, Katrina said the German 'yust
you let dem carpets alone But vat is der matter
nit you John? asked his wife; yust leedle vile
ago you said git ready to move unit now you say
don't git ready to move Wen. dots So | did say
dat but | yust been down the depot. unit dare is
place to move to- SAID the German
An Economical Housewlfe.-"why do you often
Invite that old gossip, Mrs Brown? ,..,
oh, she always knows so many interesting
things to tell, that every one forgets to eat, and
almost all the cake is eft"'-(F'egende Batter
A correspondent of THE Boston Traveller de-
scribes the queer cemetery of the Mexican city of
Guanajuato. There is hardly room in Guanajuato
the living 1t behooves her people exercise
rigid economy In the disposition OF her dead. The
burial place is on the top of a steep hill. which
overloOks the city, and consists Of an in
closed by what appears from the outside TO be
high wall. but which discovers itself from within
be receptacle for bodies. which placed in
tiers, much as the confines OF their native valleys
compel them TO live. Each apartment in the wall Ia
large enough to admit coffin, and is rented for
81 per month. The poor people buried in the
ground without the formality OF coffin. though
Is usually rented, in which the body Is
veyed to the grave. AS there graves enough
to go around, whenever a new one is needed pre-
vous tenant must be disturbed. and this likewise
happens when a tenants rent Is not promptly paid
In advance The body is then removed from It's
place in the mausoleum. or exhumed, as the case
may be. and the bones thrown into the base
ment below.
quite funny are some of the experiences narrated
by persons returning from the Atlanta Exposition.
sob on Monday t hs one s0 on hso IRON ,ne
arriving at Atlanta he chartered a hack. and With
that me scorh OF pecuhary CONGREGATIONS charac-
teristc Of his profession. ordered the driver
vey him to the best hotel In town" Entering the
really gorgeous caravansary, he dropped his grip
before the desk, held pen poised above the register
and inqnired:>"What kind OF room you give
me. and how much"' The clerk. 4 typical South
erner with saow complexion. dropping mustache
and long goatee, replied in indifferent sort OF
Sh To- Goahs su ay hsn give sc MOO To no oars
rIepe@ted the visitor faceiousy mimcking the SOFT
Southern accent, then presume you give me
hrst floor room for one dollar. ehy' Moo. sun
drawled the naughty Georgian; "Ah kan't give yo'
fust flo room fob dollah. sub but All ken
give yo' room without any 40 at all fob nothn
sub. Jest go down thar to the balm and inqui foh
the mewe apartments" The Philadelphia made
no further attempt to have fun with the natives
during his stay In Observation-Disclosures Record.