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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1895-04-25
3as Grbbebem in Oefterrei@.

Sen neueren Melbuneen aufolge mar
Der eigentlidbe Mittelpunft bes ganaen
@rbbebens bas SbaI Der Sape (sRes
beufluB Der Donau), unb bon bier aus
baben ft9 bic grberl9ltterungen, bic
an ben Derfbiebeuen Orten au9 in
berf6iebener 6ef:isteit auftraten, baupt,
id9li9 nod iabli6er &l9tung tpeitsr
fortgepfanat Beionbers f1wer 1T
2aiba@ Gin arain) unb umsegenD be.
troffen mprben Sort murben inner
balb zines 3eitraumes BON s 5tunben
nt9t tpeniger als 81 beridiebene grbs
ft6Be tpabrgenemmen, bic 8r6Btentbeils
BON FOLDER @emalt maren, baB 3biirme
fi6 fenften unb 5ablrei9e mDnumentale
@ebdube 10 fart bef6dbigt uurben,
baB lie tpabrf9einli9 abgebro6en mers
ben mtfen. Ser Nbbru9 Der alten
Burg til bereits anseorbnet tperben,
neil iie ieben 4usenbIid sin3uitiir3en
brobt. 9lber au9 bic 3beater unb
febr Diele anoere 0ffentli6e @ebdube
baben fart selitten; faft gang ein9es
ftiir,t finb bic &abaaelie &alerne unb
einise 0duier in 8abnhofltraBe. Cine
Na3Gbl periouen lpurben bur6 bic
ftaraenben @ebdubetriimmer 10 i9wer
nerlebt, baB ibr Mieberauffonlmen
mebr alS frasli9 1T. Die 3abl ber
in 2aiba6 unb llmgegenb unter eimge.
ftiir3teu @eb6uben begrabenen ober
bon 5rimmeru eri9lasenen periouen
betrdgt, 10 weit big heuie betaunt. iie.
ben. wirb aber bielfad b6ber eei9dBt,
mas gum sbei' baoon berriibren mag.
bob oiele dugflid1e 2eute li9 aus ben
5tdbteu unb S0rfern in bic 8erge ge:
flii6tet baben unb bisber nibt had
ibren frlbern, tbeiImeiie in Sliimmeru
liegenbeu Wobnftdttrn auriid3ufebreu
iuagten. gtO6 elm beftiser StoB, unt
bic ganae Stabt 1T elm ein5iger GROCER
Srimmerbaufen. Oie unter Der Ye.
b6lferung berri6enbe panit nimmt
na9bem aud) beute frIb nod brei pei,
tere @rberf9iitterungen beripirt NOR.
ben iinb, einen INNER erniteren Gba.
rafter on.
Sci @iai (steiermarf) BAT Der
s6auf fluB pl6Bli6 nit unpioerifebli.
der @epalt bic uferbdmme bur1bro.
den unb aablrei6e perionen baben In
ben idb bereinbre6enben ,fluthen ibrer
| Sob 9efunben.
Sn Srief tpurben bic ernen @rb a6Bt
an Sonntas Gbenb tudbrenb Der 3bea.
ter3eit sefiiblt. 9as 3beater mar bon
sablrei6en 99aulultigen beiu6t, bic
in bic beftigte Qufreguns serietben,
als nit einem Male Der &ronIeu9ter
bin un6 ber gu penbeln anfing unb bic
aouliKen i9mantten. aIs OBJ Elm Or.
fan 3miiden iie sefabren tpdre.
Ser 3uf6llig i'm Sbeater anmelenbt
Gtattbalter Sitter b. 3inaIbini be.
bieIt iebo6 9ltidiiderweile Settles
gegenmart genug, I'M bic in t6btIi9et
9lnsft ben 4usgdngen au baftenbeu
! 3beaterbeiu6er menieftenS einiger,
maBen 3u berubisen. 9ie grber.
i6atteruns mar 10 semaltig, baB II. a,
BITE auf ber gegen bas Weer gelegeneu
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1895-04-25
eteisermns Ses Mildertraaes.

Oa Wil6tdbe in GoIse ibrer WliI6s
leifuns einen iebr groBen gipeiBbers
brau6 erfabren, Der um 70 sr6Bsr 1T,
ie mil@:rsiebiser bic Snioibuen finb,
muB bie6auptiorae bel berGtitteruns auf
m6gli6tt ersibisen gipeiberfuB gerids
tet fein. Nus biefem @runbe empfieblt
fi6 elm enses NdbrfoifperbdltniB, obs
tuobl es bier iebr ouf bic SnbipibuaIi,
tdt bes Sbieres antommt. Wenn font
weber bic 8ei@aHenbeit Der Guttermit.
tel, nod beren 3ubereituns unb gers
abrei9uns, iopie bic Orbnung in Der
Gutter3eit unb Jutterfolge bemdngeIt
tperben t6nnen, wirb man elmer serins
gen Mil9eceiebigteit auf folaenbe stpeis
fade Weiie begeguen mafen: Ghr's
@r1e muB ni9t bios bic Menge, ions
bern aud bic Gorm ssprhft merben,
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1895-04-25

yrau 8 o bn O.
Softer 0 BON s9 &bapin
IT., Ganaubaisua, W.
D., iagt: 80 NOR
fsberi Sabre lang NIT
Grinb ober ri9tiger
ssleGteis sequdlt. Sd
Jog etae gaii5e Gnjabl
tnierer bteFgen Ger3te
tute aud selehrte Dot.
toren port 8oheiter,
Wetp Dort unb Ybila.
belphta 5it &atbs, obne
baB ite n1tr belfen TOM.
ten. 6uuberte BON
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1895-04-25

"Golden Medical Discovery" srrungen.
Die ibltmmiteu Gormen BON Gcrofel,
GalJaue, Gusialas, @rtnb. &otbtaui, Ben.
Ten, aarbunfeIn, Driiiemani@melluns, De.
f&sparen unb @ef4pilteu tusrben burtD
Aas "Discovery furirt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1895-04-25

: Senrp Sobbe in 8renbam Dirb
bic Wabl feine8 @egentanbibaten s.
u. WiltinS auf ben @runb bin anfeds
ten, baB 2eute geifimmt baben, bic
ni1t in Der Stabt tpobnen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1895-04-25

Or. 9. g. Sabra bat ieine Office
na6 l21 NorbsNlamo StraBe (iiber
SreiB' Drugfore) berle9t.
Office.Stuuben: 12-2 unb 81.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1895-04-25

Dr.. priee's Cream Batting pomoer.
9a8 hoatomnieniie. has sema@t ipirh.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1895-04-25

Doflars haben fte mid sefofet, obne mir 30
niten. Damn babe ith stpet Glaiden bon
Sbrem Discovery" gebraudt nns bin ieit'
BEN gang geiunb."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1895-04-25
Gine,. Mecprb

BON &areu, beTen
f9 fetne an6ere
Gr3net rabnten
n,bat f@ ,pdb.
renb ber letten
fdufunb,lpan3is
Sabre DIR. Diercge
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1895-05-17

OUR sTEEL ROOFS.

X OUR STEEL ROOFS.
3Are practically everlasting. They wild
T not rust. rot or leak when properly
Ecared for. They will SHED LIGHTNiNgS
N~lcciricity will not penetrate conduc- E
I,lnr of the fluid, and they will not bnrn
= fhey are CHEAPER THAN SHINGLES tog
Sbegin with. and are far superior inS
gevery way. Let us send you particu-x
glars by mail.
q PlTTSTON IRON ROOFING co..
Y Pittston, Pa. 6
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1895-05-17
Farmers and HOrSGnGn.

|. A revival in the price of heavy
draft horses has already commenced
The great falling off in the breeding
which has taken place during the
past two years is going to make
them scarce and in active demand
by the time that business shall ha'g
fully recovered from the late depres-
sion. In view of these facts it is
therefore a good time to commen &C
the breeding of the above mentioned
class OF horses.
The undersigned will have on ex-
hibition three stations whose SUP,
periors have never been seen in this
locality and whose pedigrees and
descriptions are annexed.
AT Dushore, Ohorts Hotel, May
~ 10, and 18th; Collev, Hunsingers
Ilote', May 14th; New Albany,
" els Hotel, May 10th; Overton,
lannon's Hotel, May l7th; Forks
vile, Seeley's Hotel, May 20th, and
2lst. Terms etc., can be ascertain
ed at theses places.
DESCRIPTION.
UTIL, No. 22lO. Norman Percheon
Draft imported; registered in bJth stud
books. Foaled 1886; weight. 1900 lbs;
coal black; stylish, good life and active.
UTIL NJ. Mormon percheon colt; sire
Util No. 22l0. dam Bechctte No. 64s.
Foaled, Oct. 1890; weight, 1850, VIII weigh
100 when developed. A chestnut well
made is large handsome well gaited horse.
HONEST Tom Eugliah Shire registered
Blocky brown horse heavy name and tail;
weight, 400; good life aHd well named.
We have worked ali Of the above
horses since last fail, in the woods
and elsewhere. They are all sound
good disposition and good workers.
JENNINGS BROS.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1895-05-17
COURT PROCLAMATION.

WHEREAS, Hon. E. NJ. DUNHAM, Presi-
dent Judge. Honorables John Yonkin and
NJ. j. Phillips, Associate Judges of the
Courts of Oyer aud Terminer aud General
jail Deliverer. Quarter Sessions of the
Peace. Orphans Court and Common Pleas
for the County of Sullivan, have issued
their precept, bearing date the Cd day
of Mar. 1895. to me directed, for hold.
ing the several courts in the borough of
Laporte, OH Monday the 9th day of may.
1895, at 2 O'Clock p. m.
Therefore. notice is hereby given to the
Coroner. Justices of the Peace and Con-
stables within the county, that they be then
and there IN their proper person at 3 o'clock
p. m. of said day, with their rolls. records,
inquisitions examinations and other remem.
berances to those things to which theil
offices appertain to be done. And to those
who are bound by their Reorganization tc
prosecute against prisoners who are or shall
be in the Jail of the said county of Sullivan
are hereby notified to be then and there tc
prosecute against them as will be Just
THOMAS MAHAFFEY Shelifl.
Sherifl's Office, LaPorte. April Is 1895.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1895-05-17

Taxes are assessed b. the county
and districts and must be collected
Some collectors are lenent others
are unmerciful in their work. We
think we should be quoted in the
former class, but there is a time for
all things and we are of the opinion
that the time is ripe for those of
our Davidson twp. individuals who
have not paid their taxes for 1894
to call and settle the same. To this
end we will give our delinquent
friends until the lst day of June,
1895. JAMES MORAN, Collector.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1895-05-17
Observe Il. l.. Marks new ad in
the REPUBLICAN this week.
.SONE.yI'O JVN Ty'EV.S

Our farmers are getting along
very well with their farm work.
There is talk of having good
time here on Memorial Day.
A party of nearly score of per-
sons from Hugl,esville, were at the
Magargle Hotel on Sunday for d
trout and frog dinner. All reported
good time, and will no doubt re-
peat the trip in the future.
Eli Boston has his Blacksmith
shop completed and is now at work
in it.
The e. M. r. r. trains run to
Eagles Mere regularly, and soon the
City people will be ascending the
mountains.
There is a petition in circulation
for county bridge across Muncy
Greek at this place. A bridge of
that kind is much needed.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1895-05-17
We are not conducting


SPECIAL JUNE TERM 1895.
Whereas the Hon. E. NJ Dunham. Pres
Judge of the Forty fourth judicial distric
of Pennsylvania. consisting of the Coun-
ties of Sullivan and Wyoming. and thu
Hons. John Yonkin and NJ. ]. Phillips. hi.
Associate Judges Of Sullivan county. have
issued their precept bearing date, March
2, 1895, to me directed. for holding 4
Court of Common Pleas. Quarter Session,
of the Peace and Orphans Court for said
County of Sullivan, at the court house in
LaporIe. Pa. on
MONDAY. JUNE 10, 1895.
Notice is therefore. hereby given to all
persons interested, that they be then and
there in their proper person, at Two
O'Clock In the afternoon of said day, with
records, inquistions and other remem-
brances TO do those things which to their
office appertains to be DONE Jurors are
requested to be punctual in their attend
ance, agreeably to their notice.
THOS. MAlAFFEY Sheriff.
Sheriff's Office. Laporte Pa, April "a, '95.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1895-05-17
Meeting Ol Republican standing
Committee Of sullivan County.

NOhsssec VI SULLIVAN NOuuuy
On motion it was resolved that W,
hold the County Convention for the
nomination Of County Offices in the
Court House at Laporte on Satur-
day July Goth, 1896, at
ONE O'CLOCK p. NJ.
and that the delegate election in the
several precincts be held at places
of holding election on Saturday July
18th, 1895, between the hours of 3
and 8 p. m.
VIGILANCE COMMITTEE.
Bernice-H. G. Keller, Geo. Bowdy and
Will Allen.
Cherry twp.-L. B. Yonkin, Ed White
broad and e. w. Huffmaster
Colley-Wm. Allen, Royal Scouten and
o. y. Bower.
Dushore-F: P. Vincent, F. ]. Mynard
and Bernard Kline.
Davidson-L. NJ. King, D. Ii. Lorah
and Chas. Mead.
Ekland-H. W. Osler, U. Bird and M.
o. Barnes.
Forks twp.-M. w. Farrell, E. r. War
burton and o. Fl. Bird.
Forksville boro j. W. Rogers. Frank
Harmon and F. G. Schanabacber
Fox-A. E. Campbell, A. B. Kilmer,
and Wise Hines.
Hillsgrove twp.-G. E. Darby, Vernon
Hull and Lyman Norton.
Jamison City-B. F. Meyers, j. W.
Harvey and E. T. Brown.
Laporte boro.-W. c. Mason, w. M.
Cheney and N. G. Maben.
Laporte twp. Nj. w. Botsford, B. B.
King and w. J. Low.
lopez. G. Rice, Chas. = sSchock and
C. II. Jennings.
MT. Vcrnon-W. NJ. Edkin, Dawson
Smell and j. j. Harding.
Shrewsbury-R W. Bennett, E. V.
Ingham and G. Peale ir.
F. F. VINCENT, Chairman.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1895-05-17

On the eighteenth Of April in rs,
Paul Revere won't on his midnight ride,
10 rid our country of bondage and strife,
And give to our Nation its national emblem
for life.
On the 30 of May which will soon be here,
VIII be put in remembrance of those we love
dear;
AS we stand by their graves and strew on
the flowers;
WIN think oil those compulsionists of ours
have just past the slave age of thirteen,
But my two sisters and brother make thl ee;
Who comes into bondage by the senators
will.
merctul God will you look on them still.
Thanks be to God there's one they can't
CONTROL
Who gave us a national and mortal soul,
Ihe father of all whom they have made
slaves.
God give them just dues on the judgment day
G. A. M.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1895-05-17
B. .SuRc5 & CO
DuShOre. Pa

Manufacturers of Flour, Feed, Meal and
Lumber. This Firm has one of the !arg-
est Grist Mills in the county and they maxi e
a specify of manufacturing good flour and
feed. Give them your order. Prices way
down to suit the times. Oct1 94
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1895-05-17
Eggs Tor lIatching.

We are now prepared to supply
fell blood Brhamu Plymouth Rocks,
and single combed Brown and White
Leghorn eggs at SOC setting.
S. MEAD.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1895-05-17

NOTICE:-I am still in the castratinp
business; those having any work In this
line can notify me by mail or otherwise.
JEROME REED, Sonestown Pa,
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-08-23
Tho Blow Gnn.

The blow gun Is one OF the most ro /.
markabio savage devices in which
compressed mir is used rs n motiys
force. Tho blow gun is simple tuba
of cane, smoothly cleared OF tho Joint
partitions, through which light darts,
feathercl with n TUT OF down, or
pieces of pith, arc propelled by tho
breath.
Tho blow gun is used for killing
birds and small animals. Frequently
the arrows are poisoned, rendering
tho light dart effective on larger gnmc.
The chief merit of the blow gun is tho
accuracy aud the silence with which il
may be employed.
The penetration OF the blow gun
dart is greater thnn would DO imnr.
ined. AT tho distance of fifty foct /
have driven blunt dart one.qunrter
of an inch into pine plank. It is
stated TINT tho range of the blow gun
among somo tribes is from eighty to
ono hundred yards.
The blow gun is tropical device
and may be looked for in regions
where bamboo or cane grows. Never.
theless, these tubes are often mado Of
hard wood, single or of two pieces
followed out and joined together.
Frequently one tube is thrust inside
of another to secure rigidity. Tho
examination of many of these blow
guns inspires n great respect for tho
ingenuity and mechanical skill of tho
| workers.
Tho North American specimens nro
from tho Uhetimachas, OF Louisiana,
who frequently combine the tubes in
series. forming compound blow gun,
and the Cheroliees, of tho Caroiinas.
From Central America, tho Indians of
Honduras and Costa Rca from South
America, several Amazon tribes from
Ecuador east and from British Guiana
employ tho blow gun.-Scicnce.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-08-23
Chinn's Future.

''The war in the Orient will do moro
for China i'll tho way of making it
penetrable to the commerce OF other
countries than seems to be appreciated
either in this country or in England"
said Thomas Butler, who has just re-
turned from tcn-years' stay in
China. eft has learned the lesson
that civilization has done moro for
Japan than it has for China, and tho
Chinese will profit by their experi,nc
and open the wny to civiIizing in.
auences, in the wake of which must
follow nm extension of the very narrow
foreign commerce.
'The Chinese are not the ignorant,
slow-going people that they are re-
garded in many quarters, MS one finds
through n residence among them.
Their craftiness, sllrewdncss and mp.
preciation of tho conditions surround
ing them is stirring thom to efforts to-
wards the attainment of more ele-
vnted position among the Nations OF
the world, which desire is accentuate,l
the more they are brought in contact
with more civilized Nations. The
Chinese are progressing now more
than they have ever donu in their his
tory. They recognized that Japan
had been preparing for tho war just
ended for dozen years or moro and
got ready themselves for it, but were
outclassed by superior conditions. =
San Francisco Examiner.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-08-23
A Pair OF Pct Whs.s.

n young woman residing near Mon
roe, LG., III tho river country, hos IL
pair of pet wasps which are as inter
esting as they arc unique. She has
trained them to perform great many
wonderful tricks, and it is indeed
marvellous to what degree of intelli.
gcnce and agility her kindly care aud
patient perseverance has brought
them. As tho young lady is nm in
valid, she manages to get great deal
of diversion from her queer little
pets.
Among other things she has taught
them to drink water from thimble
and to perform the "skirt dauce," ms
she calls it, by 1uttering their wings
MS they rest in the palm of her hand.
They will sing at her bidding. making
n faint, almost inaudIblo chcep, and
seem to be passionatcly fond OF music.
Tho young lady is n musician, and
whom she plays on the piano tue
wasps take up their positions on the
music rack and never bulge until tho
performance is over.
The wasps seem to have n COOL deal
of vanity, and nothing delights them
moro than to be allowed to walk about
and inspect themselves on little
hand mirror, which is kept for their
exclusive use. Strange to relate, the
wasps hayo never been known TO
attempt to sting anybody, although
they have FREQ nccess to all parts of
the house and arc seldom confined,
oven at night, Philadelphia Times.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-08-23

Just what one ought to eat. What do
you suppose makes all tho delicious
foods unhealthful, and suoh things as
no one wants to eat Just what they
need to mako them ''healthy, wealthy
and wise?"
Thereis something ell housekeepers
could learn from tho ships methods
for their own advantage, and that is
tho aaying in time, strength aud la.
Dor by having things near together,
and also the gain in drawing tho sup
plies from the storeroom at ono timo
for one day. Women take thousand
needless stops day aud pay for thom
with WEAKNESS aud backache. Tho
tables and stoves where men work
stand high enough to mako continual
bonding unnecessary. II women
would have their working tables anil
stoves higher they would be less tired.
Many stops and much bending over
will wear out the healthiest woman,
Instead of largo kitchen, let her
have small one with use made of all
the space in it, and .all her tools of tho
right height aud size aud near at hand.
Then has she learned lesson which
will help tue domestic kitchen to DO n
source of household comfort, and as
iittlo source of annoyance rs tho kitoh-
en- on board ship.-New England
Kitchen Magazine.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-08-23
A Ont that Ycarncn for wntcr


One of the most curious AMI inter.
csting of the animals nj the phllndcl-
phln Geological Gardens died tho other
day. IL was the ilsh.cnt from India
which had during It's soIomrn In thIs
country been II center ofattrncilon. The
animal looked very much like n com.
mon housccnt although IL trilc larger.
The nntlpnthy of eats for water Ii well
known. II rivals TINT Of II confirmed In.
cbrlatc or II tramp. Therein lny tile DIFF
ference between the late lnmcntcd fish.
cut ana othcru of It's species. II simply
yenrncd for wnicr. In lis native land II
not only took hourly swlms for lts
health, but 1t earned lis living IN the
streams which IL frcquentrd. When the
pnngs of hunger approached II It. was
wont to 30 out In the river, dive under
the winter and catch fish ns they passed.
1t WAS II clever fisherman. Nothing viii,
fins was too quick for II, and consc.
qucntly It WINS always sleek and well
fed. 1t was the only iisli-cat I'm the gar
den, ana OF course It's death is II great
lOsa.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-08-23
SATAN wILLINa 10 PLEASE.
Extends All the courtcsIcs to French
Arrival from CliicnyO.

Extends All the Courtcslcs to n French
Arrival from Chicago.
His satanic majesty sat upon his
birthstone throne tanning tho muggy
nir with his ilamboynnt tail.
Presently new arrival In these marta
was announced, and he was forthwith
ushercd into the devilsh domains, says
the New York Sun.
He smiled the heavy air us if 1t were
familiar dose to him, and, bowling to
Ills majesty, ho observed the peculiar
motions of his tall
"Thrce strikes and out" he said after
contemplating them for about II min
ute.
whats that?" inquired Satan, rest.
ing his caudal nppcuduge across his
leg.
"Ah, there. Safe, old boy" greeted
the visitor. 81 was so attracted by the
way you handled yourself over the
home plate that l didn't see you. How
do You do?"
"Who are you?" numbered his ma
jesty.
"Mc?" asked the visitor with guile
less grace.
Eyes, slave"
"Come or. I'm no slave. I'm mn
American citizen"
I'm these domains, sirrnh, you are my
slave.
"Yes, l am, l don't Think" and the
visitor stuck his thumb In his vest arm.
holes and struttod up and down before
the throne.
I'VE shnll see" said his majesty, with
nm omlnous shake of his locks, and
beckoncd to II host Of lmps.
Tho next minute the American citizen
was wondering what had become Of
the Monroe doctrine, and Ito threw M
his hands.
Give II man II chance, won't youy"
he said holly.
Answer me-" Numbered his ma
1csty. "Whcre are YOU fromI'
"Chlcago, OF COURSE" responded the
visitor
His majesty rosc TO his clovcn feet
ana bowed.
II beg your PARDON" hc said hastily.
Come nnd take II scat by me. I'm
afraid you will find 1t tame here after
what you've been used TO, my dear fcl.
low, but don't be too hard on us and
well try TO make you feel ny much AT
home as our facilities viii permit"
Scnting himself beside his majesty,
the gent from Chicago klndlcd Il cigar.
cite ana waved his hand for the per-
formance TO begin.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-08-23
a Poem I'm Yellow

Nature wisely provides that even the
wiscst men and women cannot csli.
mate each others mental furnishings
with any degree of accuracy, and 1t IL
also arranged that even the fOOllshcst
among us knows something that some
one else doesn't know. a Third ave-
nuc matron forgot all this, however,
the other day when her door bell rang
and the servant brought up the card OF
prominent local literary woman. AS
the lady Of the house touched herself
up before the mirror preparatory to de-
sccndins to the parlor she fairly quaked
in her boots.
Goodness" she said to herself, "what
can talk to Mrs. Goggles about? She
belongs to so many clubs, reads and
studies so many languages, writes such
deep papers ana all that! What on
earth can | say to entertain her?
just know I will appear unusually
ignorant and foolish"
She pcrved herself, however, and
went down to greet the appalling guest
And the formidable Mrs. Goggles mes.
tied UP TO her on the sofa, took her
hand in hers with timidly connding
touch, and said In almost mysterious
whisper:
Mrs. Chic-tcll mc-do you know
any artistic way to cook turnips2"