New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-03
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

1t IL the cynical Boston Transcript that says
OF certain woman that she carries her age we"
because she has been doing 1t for long Time
Grammatical Dscusslon.-Youns. ArdupPemis J."
right to say deem or consider MISS AI r
stance I deem you a nice young man. but can
not consider you at all.-(Indianapohs Journal
Now that Kansas city has auditorium 1t VIII
probably begin hustling for spectatorum' an
ambula torium a popuorum. a natatorium ana ."
oratorium
I'LL Gn 0s far d Rsho so 81, on
airs before ~, m lay her out cold.
NJ uYWwhiy wnSs mil yoTT fT give rrey
party.-(Chcago Record
The big-hat nuisance has disclosed itself In the
State OF New-Jersey. and Assemblyman Duncan.
OF Newark. has introduced bill Tor the protection
OF theatre goers-"An Act to Protect patrons VI
the Dramatic Art and Others 1t Is called-aha IL
appears 10 have been Largely on the lines OF mo
measure recently introduced by a rural MEMBER OF
our own LEGISLATURE These movements must DC
taken as a sign OF the times. The mere nuo uuotioh
NJ such bills should be sufficient to put he big nat
under ban in every place OF amusement
Amateur Spor,sman-Your heaters are une sH.
monty stout; have noticed the taet ue'o'e' "'"
Head Gam, keeper-A, ordinary times tney .m aso
lean enough sir but when We haye me ~ prevent
the shot going ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Batter
According 70 a census report just issued. there arc
in the United States outside OF the state Oh 'e'-
mont 721s9 native Vermonters In comhehtIhs ".
this interesting fact The Burlington free Fress
SAYS: LAS the 1850 native born IN vermont IN
cude a considerable proportion OF children WINE
, =, N. i72 20 native Vermonters in other States
must he adults Il is probable that there were IN 10"
a, least as many adult natives OF Vermont OUTSIDE OF
the State as in It Go where you WILL you ma yer.
monters; and to any one who reads the reports OF
the meetings of the Sons OF Vermont in other states
II need not be said that they are generally VIKING
to acknowledge their birthplace
Asa Knox County man and his wife were passing PAS
the schoo house a flying SNOWFALL MT the Wiz ~.
his bosom He was enraged. and justly, and turh'hg
to the schoolboys. shaking his fst in anger, ne
cried Its lucky for you, you young rasca's' 'a'
you didn't hit me."-(Lewston journal
"New-York" says Boston man. need not
boast about being a literary and art centre.
goodly proportion OF Its authors ana artists came
from Boston" That's just it, they left boston
and came to New-York
s9y T5Nx give Ss , US re rest aes 9Th S Of you
You're not the girl for marrase,
Either with or without carriage
So. with those feet,
So trim and neat
WYNN vi III ATLANTA Constitution
Several correspondents OF The Tribune have sus.
ON elevated trains whereby the name OF the heA'
,a,,op might be displayed in each car. Tor inc
benefit Of those hard Of hearing unta"''ar VIZ"
the CITY or unable to understand the "ah'"e" :
natois A device OF this kind was IN use ." ''e
Corr.c,;cut Valley Railroad from twenty 10
twenty-fye years ago. and wnen the praNe"H'.
..,.,ad tho crank to show the name OF the next
station a gong was struck. II Is not known tna'
this apparatus was ever adopted on any o'he'
,o,d but the idea is not a new one at all events
In the elevated railway cars 1t would be useiu'
and convenient on many accounts.
A Consoling Thought Bramble-Yes. I'm ugly !
know I'm ugly but there IS one great cohso'A''"
Brambe-if ever should become great ana .,s me is
American people should resolve to erect statue 10
my my memory, they won't be able to make me out
any uger than I am-tNew-York weekly
While in most things England may be con
sdered as abreast OF the times, she Is hope'ess,'
TO the rear as regards her game avs Inc az
surdity OF the latter as we'll as their hasra". -"
Justice, savoring OF the feuda ages, was s"'n
ingly illustrated the other day when young LOW
Stratheden and Campbell was able 10 get 80
tence OF IMPRISONMENT and fine passed upon one "
his tenant farmers who had committed the ci'o
OF shooting hare on a field when ne Ica.e.
the peer This held by the board OF M"sa
trates. consisting mainly OF fellow iano-o"n ~.
friends OF Lord Strathedcn. to constitute '''
crime OF poachng.
Does Prohibition PROMPT IRON, of the drug store.
and lay there apparently In rant '''
quickly gathered. a ,,ox - out and
proffered IT, Then ran hastily INTO s"e q his
store as hastily reappeared Win glass s;s.n ~
hand and kneeied down by the fallen suan sssshiv
What is IT," whispered the stranger '''
lifting his head. . A.. u,.s.
water" said the man with the glass. ...uksA
The fallen stranger rose to his rect anu ''-
Indignantly away. n,.v" hs hissed.
between his set teeth Between his sWe - -
teeth, In fact.-(Rockland Tribune