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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-10-28
FOR SALE.

NO. 2.-FOR SALE OR LEASE VA
cant lot on Young street, near Thomas
Square. Desirable location near the resi-
dence of /. Dee. Price $4,000.
NO. GLAND AT KUMUELI. KAMA
10, Molokai. Price $275. One-half expense
of deeds.
NO. ACREOF FINE TARO LAND.
all in taro. located at kamakela; water
right goes with the land. Last years tarO
crop sold for over $500 Price $500. One
hal. expense of d eds.
NO. 9.-BUILDlNC LOT AT AALA,
Palama. 5Ox15 feet, on Aala lane. Price
Sl4OO. Oue-half expense of deeds.
NO. 1O.-2 LOTS, EACH WITH TWO
story house, at Aala, Palama. Price to-
gether $3.50. or singly $1,000 and $3.50. One
half expense of deeds.
NO. II.-LOT WITH COTTAGES ON
PunchbOwl street, below Queen street, near
water front. will ultimately become fine
business property. Price $500. One-halt
expense of deeds.
NO. BPS ACRES GRAZING, COZ
fee and feed lands at HOnOkua, South
Kona, Hawaii.
NO. 14.-LAND AT PUMA, NUUANU
valley, mauka of Hanai a kamalama. 5"
Queen Emmas old residence; area 3 77-l00
acres. Planted to strawberries and tarO.
Price $500.
NO. 16.-HOUSE AND PREMISES ON
the west corner of Hotel and Kekaulike
streets. Area 1925 square feet. House has
recently been repaired and shingled.
rare business opportunity. Deed, stamps
and acknowledgements at expense of pur-
chaser. Price $1,000.
NO. 17.-THOSE EXTREMELY DESIR-
able premises centrally and conveniently,
nearly opposite Emma Square, Honolulu.
next door and mauka of the residence of
J. NJ. Dat Esq. Certainly bargain. For
particulars apply to the undersigned.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-10-28

To those who are curious to
know of the merits and origin
of the Aermotor and how in
the fourth year of its existance
it came to turn out many times
as many wind mills as all
others combined, the following
facts will be of interest. They
commenced in a field in which
there had been no improve
ment for 25 years, and in which
there seemed no talent or am
bition and none has since been
shown except in the feeble
imitation of their invention
Before commencing the manu-
facture, exhaustive scientific
Investigations and experiments
we're made by a skilled
mechanical engineer. in which
over $500 dynamometric tests
we're made on 81 different
forms of wheels, propelled by
artificial and therefore uniform
wind, which settled definitely
many questions relating to the
proper speed of the wheel, the
best form. angle, curvature
and amount of sail surface, the
resistance of air to the rotation,
distractions before the wheel,
as in the vaneless mill; and
many other more abstruse,
though not less important
questions. They insert in the
casting a gun metal box which
is in itself the best bearing
known. This bearing is made
with a large upright tube
which is filled with machinists'
waste saturated with oil. This
arrangement makes the best
and most lasting method of
oiling 1t is the one universally
adopted by railroads and in
trunions for cable roads and
wherever constant and
severe usage make frequent
oiling necessary. Graphite
bearings have long been
known, but in none of these
places are they used, although
railroad men would not hest
tate to incur almost any ex-
pense to avoid the constant
attention which frequent oiling
and hot boxes require. The
graphite bearing in connection
with wind mills has only been
brought out to obviate the nee
essity of using the fitting
tower. If you want a strong
stiff steel tower, or one that |
your don't have to climb (the |
fitting tower and the wheel
that runs when all others stand |
still, that cost you less than
wood and lasts ten times as
long the Aermotor will fill the
bill.
Copious illustrated printed
showing every conceiv
able phase of wind mill con
struCtion can be had upon |
at
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-10-28

NO. 2.-FOR SALE OR LEASE VA
cant lot on Young street, near Thomas
Square. Desirable location near the resi-
ience of l.. Dee Price 5000.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-10-28
FOR LEASE.

No. 5.-THAT DESIRABLE LOT on
the West side of Judd street. IN the Walk
XII side OF the residence of c. Bolte Esq
This affords one of the finest building sites
in the city. long lease on moderate
terms to desirable tenant.
NO. 6-LEASED.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-10-28
TO ALL WHO USE PAINT:

fromC
n
Peerless
O Hawa granite to esand
maxi and
o L. + eexclus
O atadern through Republic
O
inns To der the
; o De
he per- g ing Hing or Uir Gle undo
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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-10-28
FOR SALE.
Valuable Real Estate
= IN -
NORTH KONA.
that pay?

The undersigned will sell at Public Auc-
ton. at his auction rooms. on Queen street,
in Honolulu, on ; ATU BDAE, November
the I'd. 1895. at u O'Clock noon, he follow
ing property. to-wit:
IAN undivided half in 2l1S acres OF
land at Hoai, 1ulualoa. North kona, Ha-
wall. being a part of Royal Patent 9SS. The
2117 acres leases for $50 per annum.
2-An undivided half in 10 acres Of land
at PuapuaaiSi, North kona, described in
X. =. GIG. l.. e. 4. 1887. The mauka por-
ton OF this niece leases for $40 per annum,
the balance below the Kuakini wall l. not
leased. Tn property i s-bject 10 mort
gage, including interest 70 date of $66S.7S.
JAMES +. MORO AN
AuctIoneer.
Honolulu, October 25th, 1895.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-10-28
Cartwright Block, Merchant St.
BRUCE CARTWRIGHT
THE HAWAIIAN SAFE DEPOSIT
And Investment Company

STOCKS HAVE BEGUN TO MOVE!
The favorable weather during the past
summer gives promise of large crop for
1896, and with an estimated shortage of the
worlds production of One Million Tons of
Sugar, higher prices are looked for.
erSOns alive TO the situation are begin
ming TO purchase now. During the present
month we have made more sales Of First
Class Stocks than for the past twelve
months.
We are now buying and selling the fol-
lowing:
Hawaiian Sugar Company Stock,
Eva Plantation Company Stock,
Haiku Sugar Company Stock,
HOnOmu Sugar Company Stock.
Hawaiian Agricultural Company Stock,
Paia Plantation Company Stock,
Mutual Telephone Stock,
Hawaiian Electric Company Stock.
Also Hawaiian Government Bonds, and
Plantation first Mortgage Bonds.
We have some very secure boxes in the
Safe Deposit Vaults TO let by the month or
by the year at very reasonable rates.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12
GAMBLING IN THG ORIENT.
The In,oritc I'astimc at the Chinese aud
NalgN~.

N'l'2''
There luppear to Dee three races of
mon the Chinese. the Nalays. and the
natives of Manila to whom In every
grade and uudcr all conditions of life
gambling in some form or other is as
the breath of their uo~tul~. The love
of IL is Unborn. they seem unable To-
live contcuted live. without the pleas
urabic excitement that is To bc found
in games of mingled chance and kin.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12
Not a Dimcult Matter.

A certain Judge who is blessed with
a tremendous head of hair, which is
generally M "A state of wild disorder,
was questioning a youthful witness,
To make sure that he comprchended
the character and Importance of the
oath he was about to take Boy
hc said, with his severest and most
magisterial manner, "do you feel sure
that YOU could identify me after six
months? Now be careful Think
before you speak well, your hon
or replied the boy after a prolonged
survey of the judges portly figure and
rugged features, II amt sure, but
thinll | could if you wasn't to comb
Knur hair.n
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12
srNrlmeNr AND ACTION

SENTIMENT AND ACTION.
She rook idw into camp by Ucmind-
ine uitu 90 It's nuty.
Tie was nice follow and She was o
nice rrI. hc ,yos SD aud She 2s, and
thc margin of procnstination was mar
rowing llc didn't seem 60 noticN 10,
but She did. women are always more
acute I'm such matters than men are,
why They arc has never been ac-
curatclv and satisfactorily dc.
tcrmiucd. 10 was about the eighteen
hunjrcdth cleaning they had
watched the purple shadows and SO.
forth ia and >till he had not hit ,he
mark
~ thiul, so much OF you" he said
tcndcrly
"Nese' qucstiouingly.
"Y>s. think Of YOU always"
She shook her head impatieutly.
Don't You like for me to?" he que
ricd.
"No I don't" She responded in a
pctulaut mood.
lie tried to take her hand.
"Whv don't you?" he asked. with q
tremulous touch of fear in his voice.
She braced mp noblv.
Because" she said, "it is not the
man who thinks, but the man who
acts. that wins victories.
When he was 36 and she % they
we're Mr and Mrs
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12
CONTEST
At the McKenuou Opera House. Guthrie
March TO-.

At the MChenuOu opera mouse huthllf'
March 80.
Thirty dollars in prizes will bc
given.
PROGRAM.
ong-Tony Atkins, Guthrie
George Washington-M Martin Dr.s-
coll, Guthrie.
Mice at Play-Lena Wood, Mllhall
- Pearl Freeman, Seward
Kansas Blizzard Original -Elmorc
Baker, Cedar.
Scenes from Married Marti"
and Licile Driscol, Guthrie
Ben llur's Chariot Race Amy
Brooks, Guthrie
Edna Dancv, Meridian
Rlacksnith's Story Winnie Woods,
Crescent.
Original Poeu-Jcnuie Lynds, Guth-
rie.
Political Courtship-Agnes Klam-
anon, Lima.
Dora-Alma Johnson Liberty
The Light from over the Range
Jessie Porter, Guthrie
Debating society-Lotta Ogl~ or
lando.
Music by Miss Maud Birch, the lady
whistler
Decision Of Judges
Reserved seats at Wallace and Mul-
lcr's drug store.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12
Quite Prud ui

Mr. Movl- / ann a~t.nished that You
shoIld have visited Harold at hi~ office.
even though YOU are engaged to him.
! cons ider 10 very imp.Idcut,
bessie Quite the reverse, papa; /
went down 10 look over the books
Puck.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12

Swcaringeu, the photographers j.,
doing great work. His pictures of the
legislative assembly and groups of
clerks are true to life. Swearingen' =
gallery 8, one Of the most popular iu
.he territory
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12

Governor Renfrow yesterday signed
the fees and salaries bill and the civil
rights bill, also forty-three Others
which are now laws.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12
Old ORIZARA N ERUP TON
is A PILLAR OF FIRE BY NIGHT
AND A CLOUD BY DAY.
A MOST WONDERFUL SPECTACLE.
The Earth for one Hundred Miles
Around the Ancient Mexican Peak
ON the verge OF an Uphcavh The
Volcano BciChcs Forth Vol
umes Of Poisonous Gases
Great Alarm Exists.

CoRpoPA. state Of Vera Cruz
Mexico. March II. - The peak of
Orizaba. an ancient volcano is in "a
state Of eruption The signs of dis
turbance began 10 manifest them
selves week ago aud have in
creased i'm force con n,tantly since that
tim, II is now vomiting poisonous
rases and thick volumes Of smoke are
emitted from 100 ap2rturcs i'm its
great nav. The earth for 100
miles around is shaken periodical
lv with subterranean vibrations.
A great alarm exists among the
dwellers in the cities of Cordoba,
Orizaba Kalapa and the dozens OF
small villages scattered within the
scope of the strange and interesting
phenomenon The shocks as yet
have not been Of "a serious nature and
no damage from them has been re-
ported The rim of the crater glows
like fire. and the thick gases rolling
down the mountain sides have set
atlame the grass and vegetation
clothing the sides Of the summit
which adds TO the density Of the
smoke and the grandeur Of the spec
tacle.
The present eruption is in the heart
of the best improved coffee district in
Mexico, where are located many
Americans. who have embarked in
the business The coffee plantations
are not as yet thought to be IN any
danger of damage, nor will they be
unless fall Of thick ashes occurs,
which is not considered probable.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12

DR.. J. Il. II Latchaw of Louisville.
O, will give lecture Wednesday.
March l3, for the benefit of Baptist
church building fund. Subject, "SarN
and Psyche" Admission % cents.
3-OIt
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12

Chief Taylor requests that alarms be
turned into the fire house immediatel;
on the discovery OF fie. There were
a rec fires Yesterday and la no case
was an alarm given Fortunately no
great damage resulted, but neglect
may any time prove disastrous 10
the city
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12
LIGHTS AND SHADOWS.

IliT1lA HWiI AUHllIWA
LlNlilU liltU UllilUUUU,
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eA'rari 90 perfume. at t4.c Eagle drug
store u q Hl\"N ~ Ca.
Minstre's tonight
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last night
Cant cror,...Ii. r.. H., s..,. ,v;.
faIJ I(,,s,g
O. c,.oni. i...r Ch.u.li.. u...;...u.l
at the Daily.
senator scott returned TO Oklahoma
w. H.. Merten has returned from
Colorado springs
Miss stella Wagner returned to
ferry yesterday.
p1i, r,or.a.r5- ,,.,,-I-.. -i.,. p
serve your seats.
A.. ", Al tr-,
s..,, w., a,,a.i. w. at Neal'" i u suffering
c.. .---- ~ 7,--
's'ue' Mr'EuIamah came I'D
''s ''''' u"nee'
SUBJECT tonight at the Christian
'""' cue nearing u"' Gospel
Indian Police Morris RoehocI,or ,y,s
,vs,. fran, pa,hnsI,a ,,os,,rJ,,. ''
uich,r5 g. prirrlo.s ,ni,st,,i. 90
pi~Lt p.,al, a., e. .,.,l,ai, ,,a.
". lI Canaan. the new pbotoUranher
Jus 7'''''' ~ ''''' '''"P pc
NotariI commission was issucd ves-
terdav to T. q. Dulanev of Arapaioe.
Deputy win Ielts took federal
Miss Letha Pcntc.0st 'cft sunday
+ for Indianapolis to visit relatives and
/ friends.
+ mi. evening nf tns Ffr-f con,,rn,,o'
/ tional church
Miss Geo. parkrri- visiting hei par.
eut- Rev and Mr.. G. IA Rorers at
Oklahoma Citv.
I a large number Of the Republican
. legislators returned To their respective
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12

The 40 ....tr.I trl... .It
best burn 'lrk aggregation ou the
road this season
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12

Reserve your seats for Richard Il
rring.e.s minstrels March H.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12

For short order or good 2Oc din
ner, oysters and lunch, go to the Cozv.
Communication tickets, 81 ior sac
w Sullivan, Proprietor, ll9Is West
Oklahoma
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12

l. W. Stonton, c. Fannell and Bill
Randall, an Indian whisky peddlers,
were released from the bastile today
after doing time TO atone for their
sins
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12
plgest of Land and Mineral Decisions.

Digest OF Land and Mine RAJ be'iSiohH.
Furnished by W. d. Harlan, Land and
Mining Attorney, Washington, d. G.
Land offered" and subsequently
enhanced in price and not afterward
''re.offered" rs taken out of the cate
CORY of lands subject to private en-
try" and a pure pre-emptiou claimant
therefor is entitled TO thir,y-three
months from the date of settlement in
which to make final proof
presumption declaratory statcment
fled without prior settlement rs made
good bv subsequent settlement, in the
absence of any intervening adverse
right
In determining whether the resi-
dence and improvements shown by "a
pre.emptor indicates good faith, the
degree and condition in life Of the en-
t-yman may be properly taken into
consideration
Mining Claim.
The right T. purchase mineral land
is restricted To citizens of the United
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12

Mrs. John stewart died Yesterday
afternoon at q clock, at her home on
Grant avenue, of consumption She
will be buried Wednesday afternoon
at o'clock
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12

The right t. purchase mineral land
is restricted to citizens of the United
states or those who have declarcc
ihcir intention TO become such.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1895-03-12

Forest lalse!l came in yesterday
from the Kickapoo country with Isaac
Jones, desperate boarder for the
federal Jail.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-11-16
It loolssY Iwish mother would give me

II looks? Iwish mother would give me
. knife like that.
Ber.ie---oh you can keep that onel
Go on, what about Miss Lillian?
Lal lin transport)-Youd don't mean
II? You are a brickl Gives him a
prodigious slap on the shoulder, leaving
muddy finger marks on the snowy fan
pels.) Phil never gives me anything
worth having, and he's got lots of tin,
BERTHE (more impatiently)-Yes, but
he's IA dreadful snob.
Lal-That's what ]. think, but mother
says that doesn't matter much when o
mans got 10000 a year.
BERTHE (horrifieD-Oh, but your sis
Lal-Lil doesn't care one way or the
other.
BERTHE with sigh of relief)-Ah!
Lal-She said so last week when
Aunt Maud and mother lectured her
about it and told her she must get it
oil settled up before the end of the sea-
son.
Bertle-Get what settled up?
Lal-Why, Phil, of course-get en-
gagged to him, you know.
BERTHE lin choked voice)-Does your
sister c-carc for him?
Lal Gndignantly)-Lils not fool.
and she knows one when she sees him.
Bertie-Then she doesn't
Lal (scornfully)-Not any more than
she does for you.
BERTHE (staggered) -But-
Lal (confidentially)-No, only she's
got TO marry some one, you see, and
that's why you've been asked down
here.
Bertie-Why I've been asked down
here?
Lal-Don't you see, stupid? She's
making him jealous. He'll want hes
for himself If he thinks you're going tn
get her; all fellows are like that
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-11-16

o'clock, and, by Jovc, can't she dance!
/ wanted to talk about sylphs and all
the rest, but she was so awfully pretty
/ couldn't think of anything to say.
And, after all, she's ready for the river
before half-past eight the next morn
ing. (Throws himself on the grass
under tree.) Al least she said she
would be; IL she turns up in half an
hour / shall think her the essence OF
punctualty. Drowsily) Quite right,
too! / hate u punctual woman, she is
always so deuced superior, understands
Bradshaw and makes You miss all the
trains! Sort of thing that wears fell
low out More drowsily.) But dear
little Lillian, she's-sh-
Voice from Behind-Whoop!
BERTHE Sitting up with start)--
What the dickens
Lal Coming from the river, dripping
md somewhat notwithstanding!
Bertie-Oh, it's the cub! Well, young
'un, what have you been doing to your
self?
Lal (flinging himself on the ground in
uncomfortable proximity to Bertie)--
I've been punting!
BERTHE drawing away biD-oh!
And you don't quite manage it, Ell?
Lal (indignantly)-Not manage it?
What do you think? Why, I've only
been down once, but the bcastly water
splashes so, you know.
BERTHE drawing further off)-So !
see!
Lal with n frank laugh)-I say! you
should have seen Lii when she began!
Oh, crumbs!
Bertie-But your sister punts beau
tifully, she's the most graceful
Lal-Oh yes, but when she was learn
ing-.she used to get up at six, so that
no one should see her, and didn't she
look guy!
BERTHE (indignantly)-NIiss Farquhar
could never look anything but
Lal with a chuckle) -Of course! only
you just catch her some day with her
fringe all out of curl, and the powder
coming off in streaks, and you'll see if
she can't!
BERTHE (loftily)-Don't you think you
ought to go and dry yourself?
Lal stretching himself nearer Bertie)
I'm all right! I'm not girl! / don't
mind what sees me! Surveys his com
panion.) / say, you do look beastly
clean!
BERTHE getting further off)-That's
more than you do. What pigs boys
are.
Lal-That's what Lii says! Isuppose
you're waiting for her, aren't you?
BERTHE (indistinctly)'--I-
Lal Tin superior tone)-Of course,
you're going to punt her down past the
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-11-16
SENTIMENT IN CEMETERIES.

Some Curious Poetic illusions Found
Craven on Tombstones.
Here are some epitaphs brought back
to town by summer tourist. The first
three were found in GAINESVILLE, n. Y.
Henry Gay had three wives-So-
phronia, Emeline and Jane. Sophronia,
died November 5, 1890. Her epitaph
reads:
Don't mourn for me; the die is cast. 4.
Our life is like a fading rose.
Prepare for death and follow me,
And in your Saviour take repose.
Emcine died November 80, 1882.
Upon her tombstone was this verse:
Submissive to a stern decree
come, Sophronia, after thee:
To minGle dust and join thy spirit,
In that blest world that saints inherit,
May Henry and our progeny
Join us in blest eternity.
Jane joined the others on September
II, 1916:
The bonds of earth are severed;
Thou art numbered with the blest:
Where the wicked cease from troubling
And the weary are at rest.
Another epitaph ut Plymouth reads
briefly:
...................... ...........
To father,
/: Parted below.
(: To mother,
/: Joined above.
".......,...... ...................
Two children have this unfeeling
story cut in marble above them:
Here lies two babes,
AS dead as nits,
What shook to death
With ague fits.
This was found in BladensburR, Md.
IN. Y. Herald.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-11-16
"PuIL? WHAT PHILIP"

Hayles' place, bet! goes into fit Of
laughter.)
BERTHE (annoyed)-Isn't there any
body to teach you manners, young 'un?
Lal-No--but, say, aren't you?
Bertie-Mind your own business.
Lal-!rhen, of course, you are! What
set of jugginses you chaps are! I'll
never be such an ass when grow up!
Bertie--What do you mean?
Lal-Why, won't go fooling around
another mans sister like you fellows do
around mine, there!
Bertic--Don't talk about things You
don't understand.
Lal lin lofty tone)--Don't under
stand? Pooh! Amt got any ears?
Eertie-Precious long ears.
Lal-Well--but / say-you're not a
bad sort; you were an awful trump
about that cigarette of yours collarcl
yesterday. Phil would have split, and
you didn't!
BERTHE lat sea)-Phil? What Phil?
Fhil who?
Lal-Phil HAYES, of course
BERTHE (uneasily)-Capt. Hayles?
Lal--Well, who else?
Bertie-You've known him n long
time?
Lal (contemptuonsly)-You bet; and
that's what makes it SO awkward.
Bertic-What do you mean? How
awkward?
Jal-About Lii, you know-mothcr
says so.
BERTHE (nterested)
Lal tremendously = Because -
Catches sight of knife BERTHE has
pulled out) oh, my! isn't that q
beauty?
BERTHE Glands 1t to him)-What does
Mrs. Farquhar. say about Capt. Hayles?
.Lal (absently, as he examines the
knife)--She says that it's too much or
not enough, and that Lii must -
say, what's this little blade for?
BERTHE (impatiently)--Oh, for any.
thing go on.
Lal (insisting) But In 1t as sharp u
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1895-11-16
just Judgments.

just Judgments.
Our ideas are our guardian angels.
What passes for purpose Is often a
succession Of impulses.
IL realism" were real we should have
no time for books and pictures.
Duty is the thin disguise which is
often assumed to hide native meanness.
A truth, posing ''in the altogether"
is sometimes mistaken for an epigram.
A peculiar person is one whose views
on given subject do not coincide with
our own.
Death is the advertisement at the end
of our autobiography, wherein people
discover its virtues.
We frequently spend our time in
wondering why we are not loved, in
stead of trying to make ourselves Low.
able.-Judge.