New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-05
When the women III the curtain-and they al
do--they see a pretty piece OF tapestry embroidery.

\ Bismarck schooma'am. who had been ,elns
th. story OF David. ended IT with: Ami all ms
blue yes wide open with wonder, said. after
moments thought: "Oh. my. what memov
you've got."-,Machias Union.
Flrs. Tammany Tough-If Rooshia does 10
square thing old Tammany Will come on top agan
this fall
Second Tammany Tough-Aw. wot yer evin' ~
First Tammary T0ugh-Im giyln ger ~
straight tip. see? Doe Parkhurst is goln 70
Rooshia; and II the Rooshans should send himto
Siberia there would be 10 more blooming reform'n
New-york and then. of course. the Tanm1y
ticket would be elected tell You. hope aoosh
VIII do Us duty.
The growth OF . few tiny rootets," obs.rya
the teacher OF the botany class, has been kno'n
10 IN heavy rock from us place., ana ths IN
ot u tree growing out under n stone sidewalk WI
pnsh w. ant ., ,oN ,p nIh,T p sS
Of vegetable growth have occurred, DOUBT nj
within your Own oeSrfiSn,',nn ,.I. ,a nrt ~. r.
heard my paw say his last years corn crop liftd
a mortgage or his farm."-och~ago Tribune
TIE Utah constitutional Convention may b
llkencd to a regular Adventist conven,ion-tb
members expec, the end from week TO week. an
II doesn't come.
Perfectly Satisfied. Crack Boat Builder-Ah! liy
lie do. Mr.. Hickman? How I'D that rowboat
MIR Richman-P Perfectly.
"Ah I'm glad 10 hear II. Always IKE 10 CIV
sa,isfactlon Suited perfectly. eh?"
yes / LEFT 1t IN front OF my boathouse Al
summer and every scalawag who tried % stel
n got upset or drowned "-)NewNork Weekly.
Canadians who are in the habit OF assalllng III
character OF public men In this country will nov
have something TO do nearer home Thomas NJ
Greevy who was convicted year or so ago 4
defrauding the Government. and who served
year In prison. has just been elected a member
Parliament.
II is a pity the great aux Is extinct h,ts
bree dlrg-farm of the birds conducted with sagae
ity would be so very lucrative Things are nat n
the aux market at present but even 90 80" Sulhew
was yesterday offered ana refused FOR skin &
the bird and an egg though cracked fetched ID
guineas.-U.ondon Globe.
The money order clerks in the Philadelphia Posi-
Office no. as sweet-temperei as usual ana ofs
OF them thus explains why: During me last le.
days there save been nearly a hundred Normaischou
girls In here to buy money orders Tor cent eacA
1t seems their teachers put them up 10 H. SO a.
to educate them in the way the moreysorder pust
ness is transacted by the United STATES Govern
ment. So they come png In ipon 10 with re-
quests for one-cent money orders OF course II ,
Just as much trouble to issue a mony order i@
penny as for $780, and so you can imagine tho
annoyance 1T Is to us"
He Is a German and the keeper OF a saloon ne
consequently his knowledge Of the Eaglish laI-
guage Is not great. II is no wonder, then. thar ne
SnOulu make rev mistakes as 10 UP lnttrPfs-
tation OF certain sounds expressive of meaning m
the language he has adopted. He was sitting Ne
hind his bar waiting for trade Saturday afternoon
when young man entered.
Are you the proprietor was the inquiry.
IVA, ch bin boss HER"
WELL I'm the agent of Lipps Publishing Com
pany and want TO sell you Shakespere."
VEIL ich habe Lieber's bier, und Mus's bier,
und Schmidts bier, und Home bier, uf Milwau.
kee pier. und Budweiser. ! tink me dos genug.
Didn't never hear Of dot Jake's bier"
Oh yom don't understand me- am no speaking
Vel! you come around in four oder Ave dayv
und hat book. too"
The young man left In disgust and e:erted his
energy on more enlightened dago who ived next
-Qndlanapolis Sentinel