The Democratic advocate., 1895-07-06

Jefferson can marry Squire Naltby darter
fur the askin and eff wus hifn wouldn' t
hev sal that would 90 round with the
back of her waist split down 50 1t ain t
decent. when she could patch it with the
trail of her dress and leave plenty to spare
to trip folks up ON.
Grandper always kin talk ct he wants
10 and the folks they all jest sci and
laughed to hear how good he gave it to
that old gentleman. and he never So much as
answered up, and We couldn hearwhat JEFF
terSon said for the noise bat he wen, out.
and the young lady she Jest tainted dead
away. was sort Of sorry Tor her But
Jane said she was sure she painted fur
she saw white ON her nose and then her
pa he Jest walked about and talked To-
himself until she came tn. and then he
told her she d cot &" marry somebody or
other forget names - easy that | can {
tell vuu who he waS-and she said She i
die fast and went onto her knees Then
folks called. and they all had tea and no
body 50 much as pulled the shade dawn.
and some ladies that came they talked and
a gentleman he made love To- the Young
lady Jackson wanted. and If was real iu-
tere-ting but there warn ne horse nUr
no dancing. only after awhile they did pnll
the shade down and the band came out II
the cellar door~ and played again,
Perhaps the theayter viii begin now.
SAYS erandper. .hu, ! d"nt see ma tight
rpe
Bur ia little while in the hand went
again and the shade wen, zap, and there
was Jackson I, diin lo"k Ike the same
rpom. and he said he Wa, jc-, home aud
was tin,d and araudper said
Ay, ay you had ouer keep early
hours. jackson
Then jackson he said he had the u,,s~i
awfal pre~entimen,- Of -uihiu an.ibcr
dreadful, and erandIer said
boa iret my boy Eoar ma is well,
and the Fs>t of the fulks.-. toleralle.
And then Iaok~,n laid down on the ,ola
and went to .leep and everything got blue
aud there mus, hey b,en an organ -ouie-
where playing a hymn thine and therr va-
-,met.zly p,-eFin in at ,he ainder It
wus the gentleman that had airei With
the bow uerked giri. and there wa $50
awful iramJy, with him
Then oue tramp SAYS
I, that our mau. master
And the gentleman saws. Ye>. and
told ,hem that he bad paid tl,efn well and
they must poi slight their W,Tk
ghoa4ht h. vas g,in- to have the
carl-.i, shu.,k ha, when the either tramp
said
ky. az. master Dad men tell 81
tsl~ @,a ysecn-i and then fhs gentle
man srni away and the irsnFe -,s IN az
the ain,ier and camr tils,~ d.,as sowarl
jackson Jeseus.u. Aissi one It em t.-,k
oat a bie knife sad the aFhrr a banker
chah and II sat ic-i a. plain a. aay
thing ,hsy msani 81 kiB him
f;randIsT jumped up 60 his tctf again
jackson he h.licr> De, JseA-u
jidu wske up
jackson yells theu bui he uessS
stirred and the iFamp- vcne ,ips",.ing along
t.a,c ,n zrsndIsr .ays Elsl
As ms hoy says -rsn5fes
Jane. she sbuck n,,s., fearful
sav granipg ur.h ap .hs aisle. viuh
biag his urshrclla. and Eigu d,nblin. hi.
6s AZ the congregation juag.'i ap AND
laughed an3 shncksd and sau Eis-a
casch the biggest tramp by b.. s,}lar anJ
EranIpe5 catch hald Il the asher ooc by
his hclt. then the shade rDuse down aud
the baud canse uit ~ ,bs aellaE do'r. ,nsi
Ilaycd away and evrryb.-i, laughed un,il
up wcni lhe shade. and uni came sfoui
gentleman With bald head an,l say, be-
l.adis~ and gentlemen, allnu mc Ga
rRtrsat yaar patience Tbs interrupted
caused l,y mi-apyrehtgssi,sss on the part
IT venerable gues, fn,ui the o,uutry
who carried away by the realism of the
seeue braveiy few a. the r,Ict ~ the
hero. .haH hc bui hrirf Thanking y,u
fer ysar courtesy and go..l fychn. ! offer
yau nay aF.ilssgis, and regrets
Then be alu,o>. turned summers,
boWing and everybody elapsed aui pound
ed and the o,.ugrss5iou .s,l down and thr
younG man ia the tail coa; suue tr,chin
srahtIer aud Eb-n 60 lls.ir srats flru
Wa the c,lug of sn s.as plant aud .srinipeI
wa Ike r~i flannel an ever Their cl.
lar aud Ties aa- tara ~ and Eteu lee,e
va. pulled uut
Come aloae, gsl. SAYS @randrrr.
Far my part side Viih Your aau Bing
ham and the dominic iUreyrTuaarr. never
seen such carving. uu and i,,n wanJ ,u
~ee such AZ in Il cul Jack San Jefferson
oG with a nickel re did make ni,.
take he might hey said Much obiiseyI
fur yer @ood intentions. srandler "r !
haven no need Al assistance. bug thank
you kindly Instead of tina, ne called
men an old idjut Now ain no idini,
as be \ lind uut when my will Is read
II be SAYS Eben the biggest idiuu
goin. II was all tokin of Hammer bat
who was to know u3 it- q mercy Oh,
tramp grandPer attended to "a, hi, breath
AZ in or he d be hung aud nae. t,-p, fur al
kuow, fun helpin him
The tat gentleman spoke real pretty
about ~ SAYS l. Suppose We sii Stil
now We know j, l. takin otf and see it
nut?'
but they wouldn ~ We all went Jane
was in high>trikes. and Hammer spilled the
bottle of lemonade. and the handkerchief
came united aud all the apples went bob.
bling up the aisle. and Jane left the crul
lers in the seat But kept the peanuts,
and handed them round in the cars though
nobody didn't seem 10 enjoy them none.
and We ain never had no ticket fur the
theayter from jackson Bingham since,
though his ma says he's comm home tC
take place in the store agin and Jane
is beginnin To crimp her hair once more,
and has bought new plaid dress, and i,
maxim 1t quite cheerful
One whose charity Is as broad as the
! earth who Is 0enerouS tn a flult whn 4,