The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1895-01-05
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Dana thinks that Cleveland ought to pay
steamboat fare when he uses Government
tender TO convey him TO and from his ducking
grounds Cleveland has bis thoughts OF Dana,
Dut ne owns no newspaper to give them form
aud expression. Dana does.-Detroit Journal.
he total number of killed and wounded in
Inc Chihese-Japan war has not been as great
as the loss OF either the Federal or Confederate
sides al the battle Of Gettysburg. To the old
soldiers Of the civil war the Oriental conflict Is
mere skirmish.-Fort Worth aZette.
Ii sounds queer to hear that Russia has Joined
England and France In undertaking to force
humanity TO Turkey, for il Is the general helief
that Russia has no humanity 10 spare, that IL
is short OF that article and has not enough to
go round at home.-PhiladeIphi Call.
The Syracuse Post offers a brand new Colum-
bian half dollar 10 every baby born 10 that city
on Christmas day. Thus journalism" has an
other grand mission. Brooklyn, however, has
no occasion to stimulate its growth OF popula-
ton In ibis way.-Brooklyn Eagle.
To make Government bondsl useless as Sc
curity for national bank currency would be TO
reduce the value or such bonds in the market.
hat such truism should have escaped The
eagle eye OF Mr.. Carlisle is, tO say the least,
remarkabie.-New York Recorder.
Deprived of Its spoiis, Tammany will 60 TO
pieces. The break has commenced. Let the
Legislature take away Tammany's charter and
leave the miserable hulk forever stranded on
the shores OF political corruption.-NeW York
Mail and Express.
Warden Pace of the Missouri Penitentiary
deserves the praise he Is receiving for having
abolished corporal punishment within the walls
of his institution. 1t was barbarous business
al best, and the State is well rld OF list.
Louis Republic.
1t seems necessary that a man shall be
pugillst to be an officer of the law In Cincin-
natl. constable who attempted to attach the
receipts at Colonel Breckinrdge's lecture was
forced 10 light for them, but ne got the money
Topeka Journal.
General Coxey expects TO be nominated for
President, and eventually to make the green
sward OF the Capitol promenade for freemen.
Perhaps he is depending upon the bicycle VOTE
which also clamors FOR good roads. st. Louis
Post.Dispatcn.
Puglist Fltzsimmons says that football is
brutal That ought 10 settle 1t. If FitZsim-
mons is not competent 10 decide what charac-
ter OF sport Is brutal nobody is.-Chicago Times.
1t Is report that more heads OF families
"sIopped smoking the day after Christmas"
than ever before. christmas cigars" had
big run this year.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
a difference between The terror inspired by
holding up train ana ordinary stage fright is
that In the latter they mel ely lose their self
ssesSIon.-PhiladelphIa Times.
SWhat the people were about when they ide-
feated Holman only to give him chance TO
write a BOOK we cannot conceive.-Memphis
Avalanche.
Poor old Breckenridge seems to be the one
man in these United States who does not know
that poor old Breckenridge is dead.-Chicago
Times.