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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

the hussar had had mis- supper before
ne came. observation-disclosures
I'm the Art Gallery.-Lad of Ten
81 say, pa. what is the meaning Of
those numbers at the bottom of every
picture? Look at this one, Shakespeare.
49," Perplexed Father (who has
never been in gallery before)-''Oh!
ah-I expect that is his telephone num-
ber."-Humoristisch Batter.
in reply to the cry for assistance.
the professor said: IF 1 could help
you. I couldn't help helping you. 1t
is because 1 can not help you that 1
can not help refusing to help you. "
And the mendicant darted around the
corner. with terror in his eve and cries
of Help" in his mouth. - Boston
Transcript.
Mr.. Slaveserf Ito his wife)-"Clara,
I wish you would tell Bridget not to
cook the biscuit quite SO brown in fu-
ture." Mrs. Slaveserf-''Why, John,
what are You thinking of? Bridget
and 1 haven't been on speaking terms
since that morning forgot myself and
spoke hastily to her when she broke
that old china saucer l had had SO
many years."-Boston Transcript
-"Have you written any of your
speeches yet?' asked the old member
of congress of the new one. "Why no, ;"
was the reply. II don't know yet what
topic may find it desirable to speak
upon" what topicl Why. my man,
you don't need any topic. What you
want to do is to have something ready
to fling into the breach when your
party calls on you in an emergency to
come forward and kill time."-Wash.
.ngton Star.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23
THE BRIDE GOT AHEAD.
An Amusing Incident at . Washington
Wedding.

Wedding.
"a very amusing thing occurred at
nv church the other day." said a
young minister. "a couple were to be
married, and when they came to the
rehearsal the night before it was evil
dent that none of them, from the bride
groom to the doorkeeper, knew just
exactly what was expected of them. /
explained TO the best of my ability to
each one separately what they had TO
do, how and where they were to walk,
LAYING particular stress on the distance
they were to observe between the diff
ferent members of the bridal party
while advancing to the altar, and also
upon the fact that the ushers should
give the organist the cue by nod of
the head when TO begin the wedding
march Now, the organist was also
new and young musician, who had
never officiated at wedding before
On the night OF the wedding the
church was crowded. The bridegroom.
the best man and were waiting in the
vestry room and / could hear the or
ganist extemporizing some plaintive
melody. when suddenly the janitor
rushed in the door and said the ushers
were half way up the aisle l looked
out in dismay and beheld the first two
ushers almost to the altar steps, the
bridesmaid about two feet behind
them and the bride with her father
already started on their journey. j
beckoned TO them 20 go back aud they
stood stock still in the middle OF the
aisle / rushed TO the organist and
called out to him TO start the march
Then grimaced and nodded and beck-
oned until I finally got the party
started again all around The organ
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23
a WELL PLEASED AUDIENCE
Witnessed the Shaker Entertainment last
EVening.

Despite the inclemency of the wealth
er, the auditorium was well filled last
evening, and the entertainment furnish
ed by the Shaker company was enjoyed
hugely by all. All day yesterday, the
Shaker doctor was kept busy at the
Carey hotel, numerous people call
ing on him from out of the city. His
fame has preceded him, and the large
crowds who throng to his office daily
show the popularity he has attained.
His office hours are from to IL a m.
and to p. m. daily at the office par
lors az the Hotel Carey.
The Company give a grand double
show tonight, adding new and extra
features. Admission will be 10 cents to
any part of the house.
A ladies and childrenS matinee will
be given this afternoon at 2:30. Each
person attending will be presented with
a bag of candy.
People attending the concert last ev-
ening were surprised to find the hall so
well heated. 1t is the intention Of the
doctor to keep his patrons warm and
the way he kept the stoves booming
last night was a caution
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

depreciative, sensitive, worried, hope
less and helpless Her taste was
shocked, her sensibilities wounded.
There seemed no escape, no remedy.
Her sympathetic friends, too sorry for
her to be truthful, refused to acsnowl-
edge any undue increase of size. They
reasoned against her anxieties with
false platitudes, and never confessed
her awkwardness She might have be-
lieved them. but that one day, when
in summer dress that weighed little.
she tipped the scales at two hundred
and seven. She never forgot the sem
sation.
1t was then she determined to con-
ouer herself After much study and
looking about she determined upon a
regimen. She instantly gave up sugar
in tea or coffee, and milk at any time.
For two months she took for break.
fast, luncheon and dinner only beef
steak and toast, and now and then
spinach and lettuce; always oranges
oranges In plenty. She drank with this
clear coffee or tea Sometimes she
took claret She limited the amount
of water taken through the day to one
quart, or at most three pints. Some
of this she drank hot before or after
meals. Often she squeezed the juice
of a lemon in it. When the two months
were over and the flesh had begun to
diminish she ate other vegetables and
fruit, corn. peaches, celery. but never
eny vegetable that grew underground
potatoes, onions, parsnips. turnips
or bets She never ate-and this was
her most important rule-she never
ate anything fermenting in character,
any pears, plums, grapes or sweets.
Because bread has fermenting quail
ity in it, she always toasted it dry.
Pudding she never touched. sauces nor
cake. If any food led to flatulency in
any form she knew at once it was food
to be avoided. By and by, after the
first few months, she allowed herself
now and then an occasional sweet or
an ice, but never as habit
She relied but little upon exercise,
except to walk regularly every day.
She never rode in a horse car without
stopping to think whether she could
fatigue. She always, in fact, avoided
fatigue when she could-fatigue lead
ing to relaxation of the muscles, as
she discovered, and kind of puffiness
of the flesh There was then less re-
sistance to fatty formations.
In a wear this woman lost forty
pounds, and this without exhausting
herself or submitting her body to vio-
lent tests Her digestion never was so
perfect, her color and her general
health improved. No wrinkles showed
themselves, the adaptations through
all her system having been gradual.
The first few months of the regime
she considers critical 1t is then that
the new habits Of the body are being
formed, and self-denial, self-control,
careful guidance, and a rigid sense Of
duty are of paramount Importance.
The sufferings are all in the early
stages. and the sufferiugs then are
only in controlling some appetite for
sweet. After that, seIf-master be-
comes easy, and with self-mastery an
occasional indulgence leads TO no
harm-occasional meaning once in
many months Bazaar.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

George ~. was fond of perfumes,
but did not care for the English manu-
facture. He had all his perfumes
brought from Paris and factory In
south France was kept running full
time during the season in making per.
fume for the king and royal family.
Throughout his entire life Victor
Hugo endeavored to have the name OF
his father, Gen. Hugo, who led .
charge against the English at Water
loo and was never heard Of after
wards, added to the list of Napoleonio
heroes on the Arc de Triomphe. 1t
has been placed there at last, and its
addition to the list leaves room for
pnly two more. 1t is probable that
these will never be added.
Barney Barnato. the man most
talked about in London to-day, is not
yet forty years Of age. He is said to
have made from $4,000, 600 to $780,
bOO,O in south Africa speculation.
He has been a barber, a drummer. a
brokers' clerk and messenger. As
plunger his success has been phenom-
email. just how he got started in south
Africa is not known, but he made big
fortune there, and is now adding to it
in London.
Rev. Dr. s. d. Mcconnell, of Phila-
delphia, spent his vacation in Europe
on wheel, riding three thousand
miles in England, France, Belgium
and Germany. He gives this advice to
xr,Io LOT i1ov
tour: "You can see Europe very cheap
Nv; but, remember, keep away from
the big hotels and from places where
the usual crowd of American travellers
go. They skin Americans of every dol
lar they can possibly get"
The most interesting schoolboy in
San Francisco in all probability is the
of Tanning and Washington islands.
King G.eig was merry monarch,
though his subjects numbered hardly
more than hundred persons. He used
TO make frequent visits to San Fran
cisco and Honolulu. But on his island
home, which was his by right of dis
covery, he spent his life manufacture
ing copra. His son, George B. Greig.
is the present ruler.
Lord Charles Beresford, the hero
of the Condor, is laid up with the
govt, although he is still IN the prime
OF life and fond of athletic sports.
Writing the other day about his all
ment. which some of the doctors
thought was govt, and others rheu-
matism, he said: The only consola-
ition / have over the argument is. if
it was the latter, it was probably due
to want of 'precaution of my own.
Whereas If it was the former, it was
certainly due to want of precaution of
my jovial ancestors"
; Though the heir to vast wealth,
the late Oliver Ames served an APP
premiership for four years in the shops
of his fathers shovel mandatory.
From the age of sixteen to twenty be
worked at bench by the side of the
mechanics, and after graduating at
Brown university he went on the
road to sell his fathers goods to
hardware stores throughout the land.
1t proved to be a good training, for
when Cakes Ames died in 1879, leaving
his estate apparently hopelessly in
volved, his son brought order out of
chaos, and in his later years he was
said, in addition to other great posses
sion, to have one million dollars in
cash on hand.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

Mrs. W. B. Meek. who resides at Camp
tonville, Cal. says her daughter was
for several years troubled at times with
severe cramps in the stomach. and
would be in such agony that il would
be necessary to call in a physician.
Having read about Chamberlain Collie
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy she
concluded TO try il. She found that il
always gave prompt relief II was sell
dom necessary to give the second dose,
III has not only saved us lots OF worry
and time. she says. but also doctor
bilis. 1t is my opinion that every fam
lily should have a bottle of this remedy
In the house. For sale by druggists.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

Isl, m the evident desire 20 make UP Tor
lost time, played the march ia break.
neck tempo and kept it up right along
after we had all assembled / waited
for fully thirty seconds and then began
to get anxious, as he showed no sign
OF letting up until he had PLAYED the
composition to the end, and with all its
repetitions while we stood there ia
front OF the crowded church.-Wash.
ington Times
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23
HOW TO LOSE FLESH.
re Testimony ~ One Who Has sufess1
snd Reen Redeemed

re Testimony NJ One Who Has suHerc1
snd Reen Redeemed
II began after an Illness and die.
Of milk-a gradual and persistent &c
cumulatien of flesh that grew with
years until the lines OF the figure Were
destroyed. proportions naSred. and he
woman felt her own identity lost
There was twice as much OF her. she
used - say, as there had been before
and she did not know how 70 adapt
herself TO her new possession She
felt apologize in her attitude to olo
friends who had not seen her for some
tirne, as though when she net then
she must atone for having brought 50
mach more with her than they had ex-
pected
She became, under The weight OF her
new reSnoaNbiIisy. self-consc>>n- So
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

Juars What hare yos - say 20
yosr~eif7
prssonsr-Y~r honor. o. on!T shu.
TIE door IN her tsc~ az sspt Il sAEs
fer tine.
Bet Joar ~i,s s-ears thai yoa
gagged Der vita a basskerchsss. ssA
she coui6a't utter = soana sOr fear
horr.~
'-Sars. yer hcror- that was ~ osiy
-aT OF cSald xs2~ The door ~ Asr f.es
shuG --Hzrp~r'a Bzxar
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

Railroa4 osel&i-.i szss: sAT roe
pat rather Asza Tsiss 90 tk4i franx.
What's e 10
Pss.engsr-f s0s's ksos~- NJ Vie
pasks. IL
Ozle1al-Huzsi Perhaps yosr s.sL
rat q ossrr~~L II Ng-nas ID to
pzesinx. es<rTshtsz - tsz bszs= e .
1-S / Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

II rspiy - ihs rs9zsst for assiss-
auee ts~ f1nfssse- sd. ~fff eozsa
s@lp res euuiaa's hsi2 k-lr - PEA.
= il t.sesaa~ rae Eos kesa Taa t4ssa
ga al hss - rrfsHsr< - he.p yos
Th~ as~d-rAat EaFz@ss aruana a. sss-.
seF. Nisa terrier n 49, eye SD zslsa q.
hep = ia z-sssA-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

Messrs. C. F. Moore & Co., Newberg,
Ore. say: I'VE sell more of Chamber
iain's Cough Remedy than all others
put together, and IT always gives sa It's
faction" Mr.. j. r. Allen, Fox, Ore,
says: II believe Chamberlain's Cough
remedy to be the best / have handled. &"
Mr.. w. Hitchcock, Columbus, Wash.
says: "Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
sells well and is highly praised by all
who use it" For sale by druggists.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

Notice Is hereby given that the firm
Of Mtllar & Seton. blacksmltns. doing
business at No. 40 North Lawrence. IS
hereby dissolved by mutual consent
Mr. G. A -Aiillar retiring, and Mr.. o. J.
Seton VIII continue TO do business at
the old stand. Mr.. Seton assumes all
Liability, and Mr.. Mlllar VIII have
rhas'ge Of all book accounts up 20 Nov.
ls. 1895. Parties owing uhe firm will
please can on MIR. Miliar at once at the
old stand, No. 30 North Lawrence.
q. A. STILLAR
5-ct Q. J. SEXTON.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

Want new buggy, phaeton or car
rage? See the stock of homemade We
hicles of the Kansas Buggy Co, 11S, 11S
~ Fourth. Carriage repair work done
In best manner. All guaranteed. 5-2t
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23
science

Of science. When made IN
large quantities and by i'm
proving methods, an emul-
sion must be more perfect
than when made in the old
time way with mortar and
pestle a few ounces at a
time. This Is why Scott $
Emulsion of cod-liver oil
never separates, keeps
sweet for years. and why
every spoonful IS equal 10
every other spoonful. An
even product throughout
Ir otA<r ezzEissos yea srr Esssse a. 81
an ua~ses eerrzf--ttss<r an ssef -
sasrr 6a~<. G<f Sceft's- feos-s< -
o sAlDso-os3sre1 vrxoS<<.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

You'll be sorry when Martin is done
making such lovely picture frames
cheap as he is now, if you have failed
TO secure What you need. Git
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

When Bchy was sick, we gave her castoria,
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria-
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria-
When she had Childsv1. she gave them Castoris
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

Good livers always know where to
ind good eating-oysters, fish, fresh
meats boiled ham, bacon and the like.
Joe keeps them at PA n. Main. CIT
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

For lunch-a1 kinds of good things to
saIt-call at all hours, day and night. at
Waterman's lunch room. opp. r. l. de-
pot. 5-st
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

Take the Ferguson stage from Perry
to 'Pawnee. Meets all trains. l43 If
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

People who Ike 70 ike we'll aft small
cost buy their meats. fresh oysters. rel
ishes. eject. at Whftlock's avenue mar
ket, 2IS east 6-nr
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

See THE beautiful tips. on special sale,
et S. E. Klentz's, 149 N Main. 5-3t
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23
Milllnary Bargains

Many trimmed hats. half price-large
stock. "a Main Warren's est
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

Jackson makes 4 n spec tai feature Of
his business to cater 10 the demands
for Choice meats. His fresh fish and
oysters are superlative-s44 y. Main.
&
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

$500 worth Of millinery az BOSTON,
prices al l49 y. Main s E. KlJrez.
5-3t
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

Sore Throat. Any ordinary case NAV
be cured in one night by applying
Chamberlain's Pain Balm as directed
with each bottle. This medicine IS also
famous for its cures Of rheumatism,
lame back and deep-seated and .nuscu
lar pains. For sale by druggists.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

Ladies. bring your hair FOR Guards
now Mrs. KENT. Is9 y. Main. $50
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-23

Warrens, 224 Main
Are selling out millinery, cheap.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1895-11-02

TO BE CONTINUED. J
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1895-11-02
DIRECTIONS
for using
CREAM BALM.

Apply II particle OF
the Balm well up into
the nostrils. Aft,ra
moment draw strong
breath through the
nose. Use three times
II day, after meals
preferred, and before
retiring.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1895-11-02

A man who will borrow and not nav is
too great a coward to steal
A man never thinks but once that :,
woman temper isn't loaded
Prosperity is one of the things we don +
think we have until we lose it.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1895-11-02
School Commissioners.

TINE School Commissioners of Cecil Couptv
Will meet at their office. in Ekton. for tha
transaction Of current school business on the
SECOND TUESDAY in each and every monti,
GEORGE BIDDLE. SeeresaSx
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1895-11-02

WE ARE STILL HERE TO BEAUTIFY
your homes Parker & Bro, Paper Hangers
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Observation-Disclosures
A Speciality,
$40 SUITS TO ORDER.

Money has a big pur-
chasing power in our
Store this Season To
meet the demand for
Good Clothes at reason
able prices we are making
a Speciality of
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Prompt and Skillful Service.

WANTED AGENTS-MALB AND FEMALE
to sell our Novelties. Well advertised, SER
viceable and ready sellers. Good profit For
particulars address Dekmtel Mfg. Co., 1876 Elm
street, New York.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1895-08-10
FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOP.
Interesting Notes from Mountain Lake
Park.

Mt. LAKE PARK, Md, Aug. 6.-The
most interesting and inspiring meeting
of the many entertaining and helpful
meetings held at this beautiful and pop
ular summer resort begins tomorrow
Already visitors are coming in on every
train expecting greater things than the
good things which thepast has furnished.
However high the ideal and the expec-
tation, we feel sure the most sanguine
will not be disappointed.
The mountain Chautauqua in the past
has been successful, none will deny,
its programme has been excellent, its
speakers fine, its music inspiring, its
sermons edifying, its whole mental and
moral atmosphere stimulating, but DIR.
w. L. Davidson, the conductor of the
mountain ChautauQua, with the wider
experience Of five Chautauquas which
he manages, with better knowledge of
speakers, lecturers, singers, elocution-
lists and humorists, and a more init
mate acquaintance of the needs and
wants OF Mt. Lake has been able to Sc
lect not only good thing but the best
things for his select and varied audience.
Three fine lectures or concerts a day
for three weeks at the nominal price of
three dollars. To attend these lectures
elsewhere individually would cost more
than thirty dollars.
Visitors to the Park this year will be
delighted with numerous improvements
made the past year. New board walks
have been laid, old ones broadened and
extended. The lake has been greatly
widened and deepened, 80 that boating
will be one of the popular attractions.
New streets have been opened, houses
have been put up and much done to at
tract and delight the visitors.
A goodly number OF Morgantown peo-
pie are already here and others are ex-
pected during the Assembly.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1895-08-10
Great Sale of Lots,

On August 9th and 10th, Major
j. c. Anderson General Manager of
the Loeb Lynn Land Co, will offer
a number of beautiful lots at Loeb
Lynn for sale at public auction.
These lots are situated opposite
Mountain Lake Park and are most
desirable in every respect They will
be sold at a reasonable price and
thus afford the purchaser rare OPP
portunity to secure home in that
delightful locality at small cost. AS
a matter of investment, the purchase
of lots there is first class. Real es-
tate there is rapidly increasing in
value, and new houses readily pay
from II to Is per cent on the cost.
At the time of the sale low rates will
be charged on the B. & o. Railroad.
1t will certainl y pay any business
man to attend these sales.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1895-08-10
SHERIFF MORGAN SUED FOR SIAN
DER.
Mrs. Tichnell Wants $1,000 But the
Sheriff Isn't Bit Scared.

PARKERsBURG, W. Va, August g.
Joseph Tichnell, arrested several
days ago near Marietta, as fugitive
from Fairmont, wanted on a bigamy
charge, was brought here by Sheriff
j. L. Morgan last night and taken
to Fairmont. At Marietta the sher-
if was met by Mrs Tichnell No. 2,
and lively scene ensued. The in
furiated woman lit into the sheriff
and gave him a great castigation,
with her tongue. He lost his tenn
per and referred to her in uncompli.
mentary terms and told her that she
probably forgot the time when she
would climb in the window at the
prosecuting attorneys Office at Fair
mont.
Mrs. Tichnell then had Sheriff
Morgan arrested for personal abuse
and he was taken before a justice of
the peace. The matter was explain.
ed to the satisfaction of the Justice.
who dismissed the case. Then Mrs.
Tichnell sought an attorney and
brought suit for 81 900 damages for
Islander, and the papers were served
on him. Sheriff Morgan claims he
can substantiate what he said about
her and isn't bit scared about the
suit.