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The evening world., 1895-05-29
"HAMLET H."

In his thrse-act operatic burlesQue.
entitled Hamlet H." now at the
Herald Square Theatre. II. G. Donnelly
has turned for his humor to those ever
mex xhaustibls mines-booxe and poker.
Nearly all the alleged fun in this
parody revolves around the man or wo-
man inebriated or the card table. Dom
nelly is such a bright. breezy fellow. and
so pcrmeated with originality that every
time he mentions the words king or
Queen-they occur In connection with
King Claudius and Queen Gertrude-his
exQuisitely juvenescent fancy conjures
up aces and nushes and all that sort Of
thing. In fact, to appreciate this re-
fined and century-end humorist you
must either be q topper or a card-sharper.
1t Is necessary to educate yourself down
to Hamlet H." You must learn to yell
with laughter when you hear Hamlet
sing something about having "a load
on" you must teach yourself to twitter
mirthfully At the spectacle Of Queen
Gertrude Intoxicated. For this Is what.
! presume. Is called vigorous fun, strong
laughing meat for those whose risible
digestions are in a sluggish condition.
For the life Of me. though, l can't see
why booze supplies such fund Of wit
on the stage. and surely there must be
a few people In the audience who don't
understand the technicalities of poker.
Plenty OF women never play cards. and
there are girls who don't know what
having "a load on means. To these
people such humoro-vulgarists a. Don
nelly certainly cannot cater. Yet such
people go to the Herald Square Theatre In
large numbers. 1t therefore seems to me
that their sense of refinement should
not be affronted. Let US relegate the
booze joke and the poker quip to the
dives Of the Bowery. to the concert
hall Of the slums. to the sawdust tes-
selatsd palace of the sailors quarter.
Let us keep such humor from q house
where between the acts patrons are
The evening world., 1895-05-29
The Landlord Must Pay 1t.
Of Is years experience

To me Editor:
II @. G.. Of Wiikesbarrs. Pa. reads The
World" carefully and steadily. he ought to know
by this time that the single tar can never be
shifted on the tenant, but must be paid by ths
land owner. Our present system taxes the land
user tso much. and the land Spectator too little.
Consequently It pays rich men to buy UP land and
ho:d 1t out OF use. The single taA would prevent
this By taxing laad spscuators as much - land
users. provided their lands were OF the same
value Will @. G.. or anyone else. kindly ex-
plain how the single tax could be shifted on the
tenant. This IS a vital point because II the
single tax can be shifted on the tenant all our
labor hss been In vain d. c.. single-Taxer.
The evening world., 1895-05-29
Cream Soda,

Boil together a few minute. three
pints OF water and two pounds of white
sugar. Juice Of two lemons and two
ounces OF tartaric acid. Set 1t away to
cool. Beat the whites Of three eggs to
stih froth; slowly sift In half a cup of
nour and stir until smooth; then flavor
with half an ounce Of wintergreen es-
sence. When syrup is nearly cool stir
IN the eggs. When could put it In q stone
Jug which has been scalded until per-
fectly sweet. Cork tightly. keep IN cold
place. For a drink use two tablespoon-
fuls Of this syrup in one glass of water.
ana 1Lst before drinking add a quarter
teaspoonful soda and stir we'll
The evening world., 1895-05-29
II MEMORY OF THE BRAVE.

Tomorrow the nation will again do
honor to her fallen heroes who gave up
their lives in defense Of the Union. by
laying flowers. the tribute Of affection,
gratitude and veneration, on their
graves. Once more the American pco-
tlss love for their brave defenders.
never dead. never forgotten. will pre-
1ominate the hard. exactins duties OF
Gpaev-lay life and burst forth into
lgoMtpsncs ~ thousands Of cold. I'M
6oefps1 graves will become temporarily
hgtGbl fragrant and beautiful with
noga1 lecorations.
VIVA grateful Union 10 thus paying
3 c1ot tribute TO the memory Of Lin.
- ~ 0eant and cvcry one OF heI
m hegVeA ~ sauM will DO honol
The evening world., 1895-05-29

to the graves Of the brave. devoted men
who died IN the chivalrous defense OF q
mistaken and unfortunate cause. made
dear and seemingly patriotic to them
by birth. education and association.
Thus both sections OF the restored
and stronger Union will engage to-mor.
row In an occupation Of gratitude. ad-
miration and affection. while each can
say Of the others dead: They were
true soldiers. they were brave men.
they were Americansv'
The evening world., 1895-05-29
A TOAST.

God bless the free American shore!
God bless her sons who stoutly bore
The banner Of the Stripes and stars
Triumphant through her nercest wars
Nay wealth and peace in her abound!
Nay stili she be by freedom crowned!
May virtue. truth and happiness
Her generous sons and daughters blsssi
Nay Heavens choicest blessings fall
Upon her children. one and ALI
Protect them. Lord. from every harm
In tmss OF peace or wars alarm.
And may their prayers forever b.
God bless American liberty
God bless the free American shore!
God bless her sons who stoutiy bore
The banner Of the Stripes and stars
Triumphant through her nercest wAra
Yes. sons Of freedom. shout this toast.
Through all the land from coast to coast,
Until its thunder tones arise
In desfening chorus to the skies
TIL distant lands shall hear the strsis
And answer back the glad refrain:
TIL round the earth. from pole to pole.
The echoes Of its thunder roll.
TIL every frseman's song shall be
God bless American liberty"
God bless the free American shore,
God bless her sons who stoutly bore
The banner Of the Stripes and Stars
Triumphant through her hsrcest wars
TYRONE BENBURI
The evening world., 1895-05-29

A scrap bag IL an actual necessity in
every room, but not at all an addition
to its furniture. Yet one must have
some place In which to deposit spent
matches. bits Of paper, &C., near at
hand. A large waste -paper-basket may
have half yard Of silk set inside the
top, which Is gathered up with a shoe
string. Or a large vase. that Is never
used for flowers, and that stands too
high for the inside to show. may be thus
utilized,
The evening world., 1895-05-29
Reason and Religion.


TO Vh6 EuItOF.
society without religion" says the To-
famous Voitaire. would be but q den Of fsrociovs
beasts Let Us then conclude that nothing 10
more Important for man than the study OF re-
lson, since religion herself makes It Obligatory
on US The hrst duty which It imposes Us 10
the study OF Its precepts and II It demands i'm
plicit faith in its mysteries 1t also ordains t.ar
we should examine the reasons that prove their
existence. Woe, then. to him VII, blasphem!ng
that Of which he knsss nothing. dares to despiss
a. popular prejudices truths the most certain
and most worthy Of respect! Truths which the
nobest minds have adopted. after the most care
ful investIsstioIn. and yielded up to them all The
faculties OF their soul Poor 'cea" and ''Bstar'
Where are your rsasonIngsl
J. J. d.. State street, Brookiya
The evening world., 1895-05-29
Policemen Detailed for Mechanics.
Work.
To the Editor:

Can you tell me why it is that there are -
many men in the Police Department detailed IA
do mechanics work when there are 50 mapv xooa
mechanics in this city who. through no fault OF
theirs can make only half time? Most OF the de-
tailed men are fakes" who have a "pull."
who having failed as mechanics got on the force
and are now taking bread and butter out Of the
mouths OF deserving men. 1t seems to mo that
rhe Evening World with Its powerful innu-
encc could DO someth ns to have this detail
bushes, stopped MECHANIC.
The evening world., 1895-05-29
TOLL FOR THE BRAVE:

Toll for the brave.
Who could not stand the tsr,
All sunk beneath tho wave.
TIE hnsst And the bsst!
Toll for the brave.
Chief Byrnes mas come and gone.
His last land battle fought
Hls work OF glory done!
Weigh the policemen up.
once dreaded By their iosA
And m.ng,e with our cup
The tear that New York owsi
Blu, sull the force {. sound.
And It will hoA, again;
Full charged With boS',irs thunder
.Iu glory slil no, ~ans
Ru, our great Chief hss soas.
HIS victories are o'sy
And re and his bold eapisins
Shall rule New York no more,
LA ToUoHE HANCOCK
The evening world., 1895-05-29
SOME ARE ENGLISH JOK Es.

But Good American Rhymesters Ge,
IN Two Efforts.
To dine one day
An Invita-
Hoa came from Lady Black.
When hew peii-msli
This startling tel
sgram. Postponed on ac''-
What could II bsf
Death, failure. F.
iopsmsnt. or social dumpsf
'TwNs neither. for
I found tho hor-
rid ending: Count OF mumps"'
-Pick-Me-Up.
The evening world., 1895-05-29
Don't Use nm OIL Stove.

A small gas range or stove is useful,
particularly where an early breakfast
Is desired. or light lunch may be pre-
pared on 1t when the range is in use
for ironing. Don't use an oil stove un-
der any circumstances. First, and fore
most, 1t is dangerous and secondly, Il
Is apt to smoke, giving an unpleas SAINT
odor, and eventually smirching the en-
tire kitchen walls with SCOT or grease.
The evening world., 1895-05-29
Dlackberr Cordial.

One quart brandy. two quarts black.
berry juice. two pounds white sugar.
one ounce each powdered allspice and
cloves. Boil the Juice and brandy and
the spices Uhese tie up In thin muslin
bagS for fifteen minutes. Take from
the hre. add the brandy and when cold
strain, bottle and seal. This Is a good
cordial for use In sickness.
The evening world., 1895-05-29
JndeeisIOm.

what may % for humaniy' R.r bosom
hss,sd with the great emotions hat nlied her
heart. u would ave lives" shs cried impstu.
ously. she sas somsshai uncertain shs,her she
would achieve more BY becoming an army nurse
or by hsvius . uoiisy-eAr fender put oa her
bieyels.-ChicaSo Tribune
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Acting Chief Conlin's first order to the
police regarding courtesy to citizens has
pretty sound. Evidently. too. the
Chief is in earnest. And the order 10
The evening world., 1895-05-29

oes /" you to iif, up your voice In defens. q,
'hose betrayed. and suggest a State or N.,Ior,I
'A"' one that Will he quick absolutely certain
ana drastic In the extreme. 30 that every ,,h.r.
uhe In the land can be crectually br,nded a.
such' and try and prevent Grim. tha, /. q,
a"'iy ana hourly occurrence in this fair land.
HATER OF LIuERTINIsn
The evening world., 1895-05-29

An English statistician has convicted
the United States Of gaining more riches
In thirty years than England's whole
wealth amounts to. He also proves by
his figures that the people of this Re-
public are the most Intelligent people on
earth. We have no disposition to dis
pute these findings.
The evening world., 1895-05-29
Lem on sherbet.

Take four iemonA two oranges. six
tablespoonfuls sugar, three pints water:
squeeze the lemon and orange Juice
upon the sugar; let It stand fve min
utes. add water and Ice, stir we'll and
serve; larger allowance Of sugar can
be made for those who like sweet drinks.
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Comptroller Fitchs act In stepping of
the Committee appointed to examine
into Col Warnings accounts Is a very
becoming one The Comptroller has not
appeared to advantage In his criticisms
Of the present Street Cleaning admins
tration
The evening world., 1895-05-29

At last the plans for the North River
bridge have been submitted to Secretary
Lamont. The Secretary 10 responsible
already for ono long and needless delay.
He should mako up for this as far as
possible by acting promptly on the new
plans. New York and the rest Of the
country want that bridge.
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Too many lunches and carriage rides
are charged against Boston's Common
Council. which IL why the Municipal
League wants to abolish It. The Hub
Councilmen seem to hold the free lunch
and theatre pass championships on this
continent.
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Senator Raines Is out for the stun.
He says he has brought suit against
Lemuel Ely Quigg for $4,000 damages
done to his reputation in the Fire De-
partment bribery investigation.
The evening world., 1895-05-29

A pretty veil case can be made Of the
crepe tissue paper which has spruns
into such popularity during the past few
years First--a foundation is prepared
like an ordinary book cover of card.
board. the back having a flexible hinge.
SO 1t will open and shut easily, made Of
stiff paper or cloth and covered with
silk. The whole case Is lined with the
same pale hued silk with an interlipins
Of cotton wadding sprinkled with sachet
powder and then the outside is covered
with stripes Of the crepe paper about
three-quarters Of an inch wide interlaced
through small brass curtain rings, II
one does not mind the trouble these
rings may be buttonholed with knitting
silk to match the lining of the case, the
paper being Of some prettily contrastins
shade,
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Have all the asparagus Of the same
size. not too slender; break of the stalks
at the beginning of the tender part;
strip of the heads and cut the tender
parts into inch lengths: put the heads
aside to cook separately. Plunge the
lengths into boiling salted water placed
in an untinned copper pan; boil quickly,
keeping them slightly hard. then wipe
on . cloth. and put them into a thin
sautoir with melted butter: season, heat
The evening world., 1895-05-29
Lemon Butter,

Two pints Of white sugar, one and
one-half pints water. three weil-benten
eggs, heap.ng teaspoonful butter, two
tanlespoonfuls cornstarch. Juice of two
lemons and rind Of two. Cook, over
poiins water. Stir to keep smooth.
Use as sauce or for tarts or layer cake
The evening world., 1895-05-29
NgggEk$$(| NeMEl

rapidly while tossing. then remove. The
asparagus can now be laid In q little
veloute and chicken puree. Serve tire
asparagus In a vegetable dish, sur.
rounded by croutons Of bread shaped
like a cocks comb, and fried in butter
just when prepared to dish up,
The evening world., 1895-05-29
From the sunny south.

shs-f heard such . good joke to-day. ! have
been husg.ns mysen about It ever since.
Hs-You must be ured. Let me assist you
Pick -Me-Up.
The evening world., 1895-05-29

IT is announced that Mr.. Plat may
toast" Mayor Strong At to-night's har-
mony dinner, Possibly this u . mis-
print for roast"
The evening world., 1895-05-29
Stables for BicyclesS

n has been suggested that the coming into COM
mon use ot the bicycle may lead to the establish
ment Of what may be called. for vast Of better
nsms stables. where The silent stsed can b
rubbed down and cared for while their owners are
performing their daily avocstions. Bin ghamton
Leader.
The evening world., 1895-05-29
One Cycle Path VIII Bring More.

whsslmsn everywhere will be glad II the Asus-
duct Cycle PATH bill becomes . law. because II
will give an impetus to similar movements else.
whsrs Bicycling has come To stay. and the au.
thoritiss OF the cities and town everywhere mus
make up their minds To treat the 'cyclsn with
consideration. n.-syracuse Herald.
The evening world., 1895-05-29
LETTERS

Int ep'smn % open 70 everybody 100 hds a
oomploiI 10 Wsahe. q 0vSeua~os TO uentilate, IN.
formation 10 oise. q subject Of general interes h.
discuss on q puhtc service to acknowledge, and pho
oan pat the idea into less Ctoa 100 soorda Long
Letzs conxot b. printed
The evening world., 1895-05-29
The wheels Biggest Victory.

The biggest victory yet achieved by the bicycle
is the opening Of the carriage roads In Hyde
Park. London. To them. Hitherto they have BEEN
risidly excluded from thess famous driveA but
they will hsnceforth share the privileges Of the
park roads with the turnouts Of Belsravia a-Bos-
ton Herald,
The evening world., 1895-05-29

1t was neither the umpire nor the
weather that beat the New Yorks ysster-
day.
The evening world., 1895-05-29
The Sex FIJI Any Position.

Women have during the last three
months been employed as ietter-carriers
At Temeswar. in Hungary. and, the sys-
TEN having succeeded 60 well. 1t will be
extended to other Hungarian towns.
The evening world., 1895-05-29
Hang the Flag at Full Mast.

To the Editor:
"nt the proper manner to hang q Gag o.
"e"of'A' pay' OF many whom I have asked
ho ~" asree some say half and others full
mast ~ ~ ,n,,er,o,o
The evening world., 1895-05-29

NJ. Pasteur has declined . German
decoration. The old gentleman has
never been able to concoct q lymph that
will allay his Teutonophobia.
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Depew's harmony dinner in 1858 re-
suited in the nomination OF Gen. Harri-
son for the Presidency. What shape
will the dyspepsia take this time?
The evening world., 1895-05-29

The wealth OF the United States has
increased forty-nine milliards In thirty
years. and yet there are some people
who have to borrow car fare to get up
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Beginners on the bicycle should nevs,
try TO See the front wheel 20 round.
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Tomorrow will be heroes day. All
honor to our glorious dead!
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Contractors are getting interested In
the rapid-transit plans. There Is a bust
ness-like aspect to the Fifteen minutes
to-Harlem" movement at last.
The evening world., 1895-05-29
A Good Thing to Remember,

II you don't know what to do with your income
tax money when It 10 returned. remember tha,
your wife wants . bcycle.-Butalo Newa
The evening world., 1895-05-29

To he Editor

VIII any of your readers have the kindness to
advise me what study in order to understand
the principles OF the different political parties.
a. I am about TO become 4 voter and wish to be
an intelligent voter. II ! am one At all.
YOUNG FOREIGNER.
The evening world., 1895-05-29
A Cause for Distrust.

First Backsr-I somehow distrust that Book
maker sharksy. that We put our money on with.
Second Backer-oh. | expect he's all right.
You should never Judge by appearances, you
know.
First BAcksr-I don't I'm judging BY disap-
peArsncss-hs's bolted. Ally sloper.
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Plat will be the" peach at the Peach
dinner tonight.
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Now you see a Mclaughlin Jury and
again you don't.
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Foraker has hidden Napoleon McKin-
ley's light under q Bushnell.
The evening world., 1895-05-29

A wicked Chicago Alderman has failed
In his efforts to make the wearing o.
bloomers unlawful. His colleagues re-
fused to Join him In his attempted block
ing OF the path Of feminine progress.
But defeat was not . su6acltpt punish
The evening world., 1895-05-29
Oh, He'll Make II In.

tho isemaas business fell o6 -
BY rsason OF the frost.
He'll clearly have to raise the price
To make sp What he lost
-kAnssA Ctr IouEnal
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Wonder n Tom Reed was listening I,
that crash Of Mckinley fences In Ohio.
The evening world., 1895-05-29
One Draw ba OK

A lady With big bloomsrs %
Would be . charming sight,
II II vere not for Jus, one thing;
she looks . horrid fright
--iniiAnapolis Journal.
The evening world., 1895-05-29
LIGHTS ON CARRIAGES. TOO.

Foraker appears to be also quite {
forager.
The evening world., 1895-05-29
ABOUT WHEELS AND wHEELERs.


what the farmers Of this country demand II .
bicycle that will consume hay.-st Louis Post
Dispatch.
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Who carried the Ohio news to Nc
Kinley7
The evening world., 1895-05-29

A safe and speedy voyage to Cornell's
sturdy eight. with strength and victory
afterwards at Henley.
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Ex-Mayor Grant Is going to organize
Tammany's 100. while ex-Boss Croker
will swell around in London's 400
The evening world., 1895-05-29
1 Morning. Contemporary Join,
"The Evening World" in . GooI
Cause.

Cause.
From This Mornings Trbune)
The law requiring bicycles ridden At night to
carry lighted lamps 10 reasonable. and Its strict
enforcement 10 decrisd by none except the un-
thinking But II one class OF vehicles IL re-
1Trsd to display lights after dark. why should
othsn be exsmpt' True. the bicycle 10 essen
TALLY noisssss: but II cannot be doubted that
the general aafety would be promoted II all car
riasa were also provided with Tampa and their
owners or drivers were compelled to keep them
burning. Hence there 10 nothing unfair or i'm.
proper In the ordinance proposed in the Board
Of Aldermen yesterday and referred to q CON.
mlttsa On the contrary. Il 10 perfectly fair and
proper. But It 10 unjust to regard It a. q meas
urs Of retaliation on the part Of whseimen
Sensible people will agree that the safe and
therefore the wise thing FOR both bicycles and
carriages 10 to show lights after nightfalL
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Central Park has a ella monster. bu
Its Keep of the grass" signs are gone
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Commissioner Roosevelt yearns for
more worlds to reform. He would an
mex Hawaii.
The evening world., 1895-05-29

ment for him. He should have been ar
rested and sentenced to attend . con-
vention Of new women.
The evening world., 1895-05-29

What's thatr An extra session OF the
Legislature? Oh. horrors! Catastrophe
appalling! Plat forbid!
The evening world., 1895-05-29
TALKS WITH THE DOCTOR.

Advice About Ailmeats That Nay
he Treated At Home.
10 the Editor:
I suffer terribly with headaches. they are Prob
ably caused BY stomach Disturbances Pleas
suggest 4 remedy. X. z. II.
Take q good dose Of citrate Of mag
nesia when you feel an attack coming
on.
have been told that arsenic and qunns are
good for one who 10 subject to malaria Kindly
say how they should be taken II. e. ).
Take 4 pill containing ons-thirtieth
Of q grain Of arsenious acid and two
The evening world., 1895-05-29
He L.,

While not necessarily quick-tempered. ths bi.
cyclist is very much inclined to gst his back W.
Chicago Mail.
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Butler Harris's murderers come high.
but we must have them-if the police
can md them.
The evening world., 1895-05-29
Certainly lie L.. Why NotV

CcFtHihIy He u. Why NOtv
To the Editor:
Kindly inform me u a man 10 eligible ~ the
Presidency OF the United states who 10 usubss
Of the Roman Catholic Church.
u G. g.. Nsu perp.
The evening world., 1895-05-29

This 10 Q picture OF the Chairman Of
the Chamber Of Commerce Anti-Freo
Silver Committee. He 10 represented In
tho act Of putting his foot down for the
cauaa
The evening world., 1895-05-29

open on each side. which prevents the
cape being creased by the arms. There
Is an under-vest and collar Of plated
chiffon. The cape hangs very full and
IL rored
The evening world., 1895-05-29

An ounce OF microbes In a gallon Of
Jersey water Is likely to turn thirsty
peoples thoughts to Jersey lightning.
The evening world., 1895-05-29

Paris Cape for Summer Wear.
This cape Is here represented In en-
broidered satin, but would look equally
we'll in brocade or Chine. The fronts
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1895-03-02
COUNTY BOARD.
CONTINUED FROM LAST WEEK.

CONTINUED FROM LAST WEEK.
Whereas. IL Is made the duty OF the several
boards OF supervisors oithe state OF Michigan,
at their annual meetings In October, 20 examine
the assessment rolls OF the several townships.
OF their respective counties, and ascertain
whether the relative valuation OF the real
property in the townships OF their respective
counties has been equally and uniformly
assessed
Therefore be II Resolved, by the board OF
Supervisors of the County OF Iron. assembled
az It's annual meeting held IN the court house. in
the village OF Crystal Falls. In said county on
the ninth day OF October, A. ID. 1894, having
examined the assessment rolls OF the several
townships IN the County OF Iron, and deeming
such valuation to be relatively unequal. that
the same be and are hereby equalized. by adding
to the township OF stambaugh forty-nve thous-
aud FIVE hundred seventy (s45,5To) dollars,
and by adding 90 the township OF Hema-
lite hftyfonr thousand five hundred sixty
1854 500 dollars and by dednctlng from the
township OF Crystal Falls seventy.nve thousand
(S75. 0O0) dollars; and by deducting the town
ship oi Mastodon. twenty-one thousand
two hundred forty-eight 1921 .248) dollars and
by deducting from the township OF Bates six
thousand i've hundred twenty sO,B20) dollars
which will, In the judgment OF said board, be an
equal and uniform valuation OF the real proper
" in said county OF Iron. and that the amount
added 10 or deducted from the several town
ships shall be spread upon the records, with the
aggregate valuation OF the taxable real aud
personal property as determined by us as
follows.