New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-06-21

II Is said that S. per cent OF the population OF
Wales still speak the Welsh language.
Tho New woman-The sneerns Bachelor--A
any rate. notice that the New Woman hasn't in.
vaded one field OF industry yet. .,x,..,,
The Advanced Lady-And what is that-stringino
RI. Sneer.ng Bacheor-No. She hasn't written
a reply TO Coin. '-(Cincnnat! Tribune.
The will OF Mrs. Mary Jane Bradford. South
Boston lady provides 5000 trus; for the care
and maintenance OF a parrot-a bird she had owned
for twenty years.
Imagine the Rest-"Managng editor"
Il presume then. tina, on you rests the re.ponsi:
bllity for referring 10 my daughter fatue -
'Fattie "-tlndianapos Journal
London religious paper publishes this adver-
t.serent: North OF England-Home wanted for
lady and her cat; early celebrations; bracing AIR.
etc" For the benefit of non Episcopalians 1t may
be explained that the term early celebrations"
refers TO the early celebration OF the Holy Com
munion
OF a Michisan-ave, grocery. do YOU own boss.
Eyes. horse replied the grocer as ne
looked up from his paper
And a wagon"
wagon" drawled the boy. Your boss took skate
down the street about five mns az, ago and there
club of."-,Detroit Free Press
Bishop Coke is reported to have said once that
he had never seen lady a bicycle and never
would II he is still trying 10 live up to that state
ment It must be rather difficult for him TO walk
tho streets of Buffalo. Dut likely as not 10
made the remark
There is a large ieq in the West Indies for
Philadelphia brick and tiling II our manufacturers
would only take the trouble to conform their goods
TO the IDEAS OF the natives there. remarked
recently returned traveller from Cuba yesterday
THE French are smarter than we are. and make
both brick and roof thing suitable 10 not climates
sS d n of es sos so
In cuba a.one. being brought from France by ne
brick are Americans and Englishmen. who import
them for large building founc@Lio0ns ana top worS
Mrs. Kindhelrt-Do you read the Help Wanted'
columns In the papers every day?
Lazy Lulse-Yes m: but they never seem TO ad'
vertIse the kind OF help that I'm In want OF.
saddenlng-"Its terrible ter read about de trouble
dats In dis word said PlotdlnS Iete. 80 -.
pats right" said Meanderlng Mike; Il don't
morn'g when | east me eyes over a newspaper !
Jest had ter lay de paper down widout hnishin %
.,.Wot wus y,e rcaap' .erboa;g'
WANTED Male Help "-(Washington Star
S!asconset,. locally known as Sconsett. on Nam
tucket Island. has been admirably written up by
Edward T. Underhi!l OF this city, who owns .
number OF handsome cottages In tina, dreamy
town H. indeed II be properly called town.
This viii give an iles OF his descriptive style:
Funniest and cleanest place on the seashore.
Grassy, unpaved streets; some not hity feet long.
yet named for prominent ISLANDERS. dead and i've
Ing. ,
Old whalebolts and dories on the grass. Chill
dren-boys and 9rls-pay sailor.
No dust Scarce any noise by day. At night
the 'AfurmurnS sea- lullaby for the little ones.
cadence for youth. soothing monotone for ma
turity and old age
Literary men and authors come. Wonder why
they cant work. Give all sorts OF excuses, ex-
cept-laZiness
Journalists get or letter or two-never more.
"Munkittrick." of Puck" says n he starts para.
graph with laugh. half the time ne ends II with
q anore: must work the ins'alnient plan TO pre-.
the ''unites' whatever they are. don't
know. He won't tell me.
Artists must work. Can't monkey with time ana
opportunity. Hire cheap boys to keep them
awake.
Then the girl bachelors" (Term elastici
means self sustaining single women may include
widows) Chip In: hire house; have a good time;
60 home.
Two hotels No liquors sold. Must so or send
for 1t to Nantucket. Eight miles of. Serious
matter Hesitation. The man who hestates
saved.