The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-02-20
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Cotton has'not been so cheap IN
Liverpool as it is now for 46 years.
- Babies are described as coupons 8
attached to the bonds of matrimo1y.
= If the children would stop grow
ing so fast, the rest Of us wouldn feel
so old.
February is the month in which
the greatest number Of births occur.
June the fewest.
She: Indeed, sir, I haven't
reached the matrimonial bargain coun-
ter yet p He: "You would be as
bargain, my dear, on any counter. . S.
- Harry-"I always wear hat to
suit my head; hang the style. +" Dick
Eyes, I notice that soft hat is
your favorite.'
= Edison's great-grandfather died.
at 1O2, his grandfather at 1O3, one Of
his aunts at 1O8, while his father is
alive at 80.
- Robbing graves is the only Chs
ncse law for which the thief may Just
ly be killed on the spot by anyone fnd-S s
ing him out.
A promise should be given with
caution and kept with care. 1t should
be made with the heart and remem-
bered by the head.
= One of the saddest and most vex-
atious trials that comes to girl when y
she marries is, that she has to dis
charge her mother and depend on /
hired girl.
- He wouldn't marry her because
she had false teeth. But when his
wife kept him awake nights with the
toothache and neuralgia, he wished he
had.
- According to rumor, Mrs. Ed z
mund Yates carries about with her the
ashes of her husband in a casket fitted
into little traveling-bag Of special
design.
Samuel Edison, of Fort Gratiot,
Mich, the venerable father Of Thomas I
A. Edison, is now in his ninety-frst
wear. and is in full possession Of all
his faculties.
-Beauregard Wilson, who lives
near Yazoo City, Miss. raised 300
bales Of cotton last year, and though
he has sold all Of it at FIVE cents
pound he has cleared $3.50 from it.
"A talking match between two So i
ciety women was feature ata recent
church social in Brazil, Ind. No
stenographer could begin to keep up
with the winner, a little alto-yoiced
woman.
Owing to the warmth of the cli-
mate people live much in the open air.
in Australia, and on the frontier there
are said to be full-grown persons, both
men and women, who have never slept
under roof in their lives.
RUDY's PILE SUpposIToRY, is guar.
anteed to cure Piles and Constipation,
or money refunded. 50cents pssss9 q
Send stamp for circular and Ffees
pie to MARTIN RUDY, Lancaster, Pazl
For sale by Wilhite & White, drug
gists. 4
Bees are being trained as letter
carriers by an English farmer. A. M
is taken away from home, a lstte1
printed by microphotography is gum
med to his little back and he isN
thrown into the air. Home he goes,
like a carrier-pigeon, and his chree.
advantage he would enjoy over his
big brother, is that he could not be-
seen in time Of war, or, if seen, could I
not very we'll be shot.
- Mrs. Emily Thorne, who resides
at Toledo, Washington, says she has
never been able to procure any medi-
cine for rheumatism that relieves the
pain so quickly and effectually as
Chamberlain Pain Balm, and that
she has also used it for lame back with
great success. For sale by Hill Bros.
= While the United States has
been wrapped in snow and billiards
and below-zero temperature, AUS
tralia has been suffering from some of
the hottest weather ever known there's.
The mercury has gone as high as 120
degrees in the shade. Being south Of
the equator, it is summer in Australia
when it is winter here. But it never
gets cold in Australia, except on the
mountain tops.
Dear me, SAID MT. Meeklns,
''it seems so absurd for men to be
constantly talking about their wives
having the last word. 1 never object
to my wife having the last word.
"You don't?" ''Not bit. I always
feel thankful when she gets to it. !"
--"What does your husband do 2"
asked the census man. SHE amt
doin' nothin' at this time of the
year" replied the young wife. "Is
he pauper?" asked the census man.
(She blushed scarlet to the ears.)
claw, no !" she exclaimed somewhat
Indignantly, eve amt been married
more six weeks.
- Mary NJ. Seeley and Jason Hod-
ges, Of Provinceton, Cape Cod, were
engaged to be married for forty-three
years. The engagement was broken
recently because Jason pulled cork