The Press., 1895-04-25
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Chicago Record: "Great Caesar |" eiac- ulated the respectable citizen as he pass ed the groggery from which noisy yells were issuing, "what can they be doing in that horrible den ?''
 "Oh," said the policeman, carelessly, "they're just nominatAn' the man you are to have for alderman"
 Half span of angry steel" will pro- duce no more fatal results than a neglect ed cold or cough. For all throat and lung diseases, Ayers Cherry Pectoral is the best remedy It is invaluable in cases of croup, whooping cough, bronchitis, and Ia grippe. ..-.
 There's no doubt,' said MT. Dolan, "about there bein wan great advantage in bein born in this country,
 "An phawt's thot p inquired Mrs. Dolan.
 'It saves yez the proice ay a2steamship ticket over."
 IT MAY Do AS MUoH FOR YoU.-Mr. Fred Miller, of Irving, Ill.,, writes that he had Severe Kidney trouble for many years, with severe pains in his back, and also that his bladder was affected. He tried many so-called Kidney cures, but without any good result. About a year ago he began use of Electric Bitters and found relief at once. Electric Bitters is especially adapted to cure of all Kidney and Liver troubles, and often gives al most instant relief. One trial will prove our statement. Price, only soc. for large bottle. At B. K. Taft's Drug Store. 6
 'Did you make hit with that red ten his blazer of yours down on the farm 9 '''Did .? It struck. the bulls eye the first time wore it."
 w. T. Sanford, Station Agent of Leep. CT, Clarion Co.,. Pa., writes 1 can recon. mend One Minute Cough Cure as the best ever used. It gave instant relief and g quick cure. w. D.. Heald, Stafford Springs; GIL. Phillips, South Coventry
 Charles A. Hill, postmaster at Paris Ind, reported two cents as the entire re ceipts of his office during the last quarter
 B. H. Bowman, Pub. Enquirer, of Ere men, Ind, writes: Last week our little girl baby, the only one we have, was talk en sick with croup. After two doctors failed to give relief and life was hanging on mere thread we tried One Minute Cough Cure and it's life was saved. w D. Heald, Stafford Springs G. L. Phil lips, South Coventry.
 Teacher-What are marsupials? Boy Animals which have pouches in theil stomachs. Teacher-And what do they have pouches for? Boy-To crawl into and conceal themselves in when they are pursued.
 
 BILIOUS CoL1o:-Persons who are sub ject to attacks of bilious colic-w will be pleased to know that prompt relief may be had by taking Ghamberlain's Colic Colia d Diarrhaa Remedy act an
 bAek may Ds prqeented by taking this remedy as sooI as the first indication of the disease ap pears 9 and 30 cent bottles for sale b! I w., ". Lathrop, Stafford Springs; G. L Phi1lipsg South Coventry. e..
 70 papa,'' said Willie, If you'll jus buy me a drum, neverll disturb yo' with it. I'll only. drum. when your asleep!' ' ~
 La Grippe is here again with all of it old time vigor. One Minute Cough Cur is a reliable remedy. It cures and cure quickly. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs G. L. Phillips, South Coventry.
 A teacher spent long time in making one of his boys understand a very simpl matter, and then to relieve his mind, said "If it wasn't for me, you would be tn biggest dunce in town"
 De Witt's Witch Hazel Salve cure scalds, burns, indolent sores and neve fails to cure piles. w. D. Heald, Staffor Springs; G. L. Phillips, South Coventry