The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-06-08
IMITATION IMPOSSIBLE.
The Darkey the Most Amusing
Imitator i'm the World.
Spurious. Cheap, Nasty. Pimple-Pro-
dueing Nostrums.
No Need to Say JOY IL for the faded.
II Brings Good Health to
All Mankind.

81 al 8mlfa.ors 81 the world your typ
asaA4 lo* i2ta2 Sos1<aern 1arsey Is the most
alil1ssng Z as De OF eae stage. He - a
pfeg'1scE Ela.tazoT.
D-si va ever wEanch a coaorea man play
lng IN" eSastlAs- he mas a sacss- Of 100
pieces SCI before him SaxI8uo Hat -
them with his left hand ana begins 20
CotLl4s as tls draws the dimes 90 MS per-
son wTTl the fingers OF his rS-h- hand.
lie VIII Use TIA same fingers the same
gestu-es, tsle same wise look ard the
same snake OF his woosly head as ne saw
Mars johnson OF ta1e atwood Bank use.
IL You should, however, ask SaGnbso how
many lo-oens pieces there are IN the
heap" he VIII be short s. IL his reckon
ings. Or course. this - an unfntell-g ent
darkey.
When the Caucasian Initiates he sener-
ally initiates for personal gan. not for
sheer love o. amusement II yoa viii go
anosE your i1et1e village you Wi sc i'm
sfa tons OF the makeup or of the person
ages OF usaSid rse1 and Of live men. too.
True, there are many men who actually
loosl-.ais fact are--tae identical pict ures
Of some other man; nevertheless. hun
dr'esfs OF spurious fellows are constantly
passing TO and fro ike counterfeit coins.
Germany Is fll OF .'Btsn1arxsxs.' Eng
land flt4a u Prince A}oerts,' France 1uil
or 'Napoleous AMI the United SAFES
fun Of ''Deyews." Then cseiles the mean.
horribly cheap fnlitator who gets up nasty
'fr'strurns and palms taesn OF for the gell-
lsne. Many Of these 3znitaltrsns are made.
but rney never live long. II a person
or set OF persons owns what
sorce it upon the public through the s-ni-
tat9ons of another article. Many unw1se
or dishonest persons are trying 10 tel.
cine bust like JOYS VEGETABLE SAR-
SAPARILLA," when as a matter OF fact
they know IN their own hearts and sous
RILIJA' has no equal. The Great
Houses1oad ReneSiy. JOYS vESEFyrABIlE,
SARSAPARTIL5A' - IN the cupboard.
IN the me95cine closet OF many OF the best
homes a. -
TABLE sARSAPARfIL.As is. as ia
name implies, entirely and solely Vege.s-
cine. Il is from Mother Elsrtln II is
entirely. solely and wholly vegetable. Not
one particle, not one minute atom Is min
eFai All tht g9 S g T,1as f ne sEs.
PARIIIAA," rs vegetable. Too nlussh can
not be said on this point. Every minnie
atom rhat goes 70 make JOY : Ntk4hs-
TABLE SUBSTANTIALLY is Vegetable.
When your cheap ign4fastors tell you telat
a Sarsaparilla IS as good or better, polite
iy refuse the substitute There : onsy
RIILA," and 1t is the household TneS1i-
cine. tho family remedy. of California
There are hundreds of nice. respectable.
polite and keen-w3utsx. druggists In sle
1sErnABLB SARSAPARTI1sA." and
they know the SarsaqaG'lla 70 be purely
vegetable and 10 be "A household regnt*iN
In thar own hearts and souls shey know
that there IL no equal 20 JOYS NFsCHE-
TABLE S.AESAPARILLA-" 1t Is the one
Ty1ere are no doses to Joys vEGETA-
BILE SARSAPARTII.A
THOUSANDS OF the best families keep A
bottle OF joys Sarsa par Ia m tneiT cup
boards. Il Is their medicine chest. They
give 4 10 iheir children. 10 heir husoa, Ids.
30 their sisters 10 their brothers and 20
the stranger within Es,elr gates I ssl1 60,
VEGETABLE SARSAd,ARI1I-A' co1lsci-
ensiously who can say taTat II has brought
out g single pisn,ple or a eiotoh or an ugly
Every mail brings assurances OF the EN-
cheney and the worstegfaa results or me
lIone Remedy. JOYS VEGETABLE
Yesterday I went 80 Mrs. ]. 7. Stan
ton vito resides at 1915 Bush street. AMI
asked The good isdy what she siho4l s',,
''Of course you know I can't help saving
a good worsi for Joys Vegetable Sarsapa-
rilia, because the Home Remedy has
nervous body, anyway, but was more than
usually nervous before I began 20 use
the Home Remedy. Joys Xeeoefaole Sar-
disor{araef liver for some trne. I could
scarcely DO anything without an effort
Everything was blue 10 me. AT tsneS
ft-sltng I would SIT on my chair as 4
s.l7atrrf4f To st. Ny blood was impoverished.
What wanted was a good blood rlle.1i-
toTinr up Yes. / tried JOYS Vegetable
Sa-sa-arlIla and must confess = mas
snproved my health rerna- 1saoly Saall
heartily rec ommsud JOYS Negetaois Sar-
saparilla- want TO tell You said MS;
s-esIfsSr, that when first asked
for jews yereratse SarSsapar1lha -
rhs drug store very gseassaFS.
faced gentleman told me- ne nan
Sfarsrcrr that at the drug store a very
pleasarpt-faced gentleman told me he Satt
something Just "a good. but, or course.
Won know a woman has s1e- own mind;
sss,a yy,on't te nut OF with smiles when she
esavs she wants joys Vegetable Sarsa2a-
r-;Ila. She must have Joys Vegetable SaT-
sarsa rpIa and none other. So told the
dr-sp clerk I wanted joys SsrsapaEflla,
and sla al last con sevTted TO give me what
on my way from 1916 Bush stree. where
Mrs stanton lives. I called a. q drug
store ard tried 70 trlfv bottle o. JOYS
Vegetable Sarsapa rtila: the clerk Drought
the ssrssaTax-sIfas and ais, another which
No safi was tust as good. had 20 tax
WITH him ten minutes before could get
vssqaf wanted. Amazed at this | defer
y1snesi 20 30 20 the company, ana / saw
ire president who told me ne had learned
Of sS,rr1e ~ the druggists trying 60 substi-
-7rt> another So rSa ryar-lla for JOY 8 Nege-
fable Sa-sa rarfiia, but he DID not believe
.hs dug Stores we're responsible for =.
TSossfr,sv he said, some Of. ne clerks were
~. s-,ez-ysd ~ some other n siicsre. How
ever. ~ YOU VIII write the matter up We
will publish y
AAiN IT NU son, LEX House.
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