The sun., 1895-04-21
CHlMMIE FiDDET ON 4 TnEEL.
\ Really Remarkable OccurrencciWhich
ssugycsts New Nirtmcs In n s,mnll Hot.

CHlMNIE FIDDES ON 4 WHEEL.
\ Really Remarkable Occurr>ncc,s which
sSuGycsts Scw Virtues In small Hot.
Say, Mr. Paul amt 10 worse. lie started out
on me dc oldcr day Ike inut was stacked up
against trouble. but tings was comm my Wa,
and wasn't onto it u little bit. Him and Mr.
Burton was down de stables lookin at snrus
new wheels what had Just been fetched Ia from
dc c;ty when chases across EN-. me bein o.t
dere see if de coachmans kid had n srrau ia
him hadn't done nottn but wheel for so long
/ taut scrap would do me heat 10 harm.
WHEN he pipes me off Mr.. Paul calls me Go
and says 'CLnmes,' hc says. i wishes I pro-
pound n question in relative pLiiology.
Say, may | never have ano,ldcr scrap II dem
wasn't de very lancwudxe he gives me- lid l
never hear dc like! | taut not. Dere ans
nott!n like it outside dc lawyers in dc Tonbs.
II was dead leary ui stringin. 50 | j.;t
touches me ford and says Yes. sir waitin Tor
balls while got onto his curves
"'Chamcs.' he says. Gcrc is a play runna IN
town wild de name OF Sans -gjne.'' h. say,.
ard have Just he. Mr.. Burton what you ca.is
Il aver dat you will give US de best translation ~
dat name, sans gene" he ever heard. Now.
what does dat mean in English:'
What { ell says. tinkn lie was e:vin me
de dinky-dink on me lnngwudSc: but NJ. Pau.
as sober rs bull pup, turns I Ny. Burton and
saws: You've lost. old man, he says.
Mr.. Burton taut awhile. and den he laughs
and says. Yes. should say da. is de mos; sem
sbc translation of de Term | ever heard sais-
Now did you ever hear such crazy ak in ali
your itet As was tellin you: tnut I'd s:ac ked
Burton scrap"d his close FOR green i've. and
Mr.. Paul he just couEhed it up I NE. sayins
James. you win de pot
say Mr. Paul aint so worse, is he?
I'm de only farmer in de game. had I go
eg deg Sss % fatsS mo % and I such sS
Iqueered me own cnch by giyin away about do
rs m she eeared dc on,
Amt so worse-it you is lookin for a banker,
.Bu, dat Amt what I'm lookin for: VIVA, In.
out for wild IA dark lantern and a reward. -
where dey gives dope like de Keeicy cure, only
for de wheel habit sta Of for for booze 'e: g.. ,.u,
daily. VIZ. Mr. Pau has Sent t have Wheel
His Whiskers was de first one, :: get Do
Mhen asy alt hm de on s
Mr.. Burton said he take a lesson from me- and N
one for Mr. burton. one for Miss FANNIE. and
one for me- cause wa; t bed be de protessspT s
ose his SSf YOU'D r
of so much. Mr.: Paul: he got one m down t i. ~
lie wonl'.n't be left by his lonely, and den
chases on so much. de Duchess she had to have
Iarkeep didn't SEND one t Maggie de honsemad.
and m lookin for a car load I be comm do"a
"Dey may as we'll let de coachman and all do
stablemen go, and sell de horses and carriages,
Mi af aps mt fof ssd
be cruisin round like duck on o pond wild her
When ali de folks is ont dc Duchess ask.
Maggie sneak wild u.s. and den we tree Goe; on
in some odder direction from de tplks You
otter see dem COILS. Dey is wonders. bind sag
germ wonders, In dere wheel makeup.
Miss Fannie she don't dress much difrnnt
boots. but de Duchess and dat chip Maggie
say. dey'd put your eye out in minute II ever
fHH dose form papePs from s
dago town she comes from; and she .een soinS
she rigged up harness like IT, It's silXe q woman
out on top Of de stage in a fairy opra
Maggie. de housemaid, i near az queer; +; on,y
de Duchess wears wouldn't be SO worse II
she'd only never, wear il ont ot De G GF9uaG,; n,;
against 1t de odder day. We was ,earin up d,rjI
s!ong de shore road. me fol!yn de Duchess anu
I Mnich had et i6t OF ~ stones in ine packets fr.
when seed comm down dc road four whe",'. 'm.
des eS was was our fois Hhat had gone around BY d.
back road and would COP rs n sure y gs we and
chased ourselves lively I'm tell!n: YOU sni -
de folks all stepped for so%Stng .g aey " ds" !. wall
where dere were sticks and leaves ana s'om. .s
and wet and it was de worst beddn e.o'
needer. Mon Dieu. Chames,' says de Duchess
let US get out OF here; I'm ru,nn me dre.; dre.Sa.,.
de roHbe eiH tays SS no cause Fs.s O Pretty
her dinky harness. which lwoGlnt have M''
.s Nest sftV il was dat i'i Msege what hoered mn
der. For dc love of nc4ycn. himniri
yeed wonder y9g %"Gil Sr,M m HT' p nis as m "S"
m wonder he M9qH!ant HdG cot~ Jn%r |. .ayS y|I' hcr
4
Mali and m"H .ern dc i6iks coniu, alo1g ,,,,
o I"r @ ,i.y sr.'. nj Il tcy was st.ll for n N n
Utc hut ali @. q ,uaLnui, and h1te torrdd"I.
jgs as IL fnhs was "rl",.'r; ZOE a,sv H, Zoo. cre
,I,, ,5t va ',I rar, across de sound, and bot- for
de same reason; dere was bull comm
at r1 u. WI E.rcr i"i Jan DC Madison squarc"nr;
den. a de iir,f Yell de four folks all sl"nt avg
TuEnc,. and Maggie, lookin like circus rides.
only wid leaves and sticks az over en-, frN
over dc wnll and fell ycllin wild hts right at "'
'"'i,,""6S "6Su!l made for me. seen III be don. 4
@. ,i",,.ll t mahc a Jump, when me foot can!',t
in Dc wheels l)at was de chance for DE- & nn,
f"a H. HnMc" Src .T nr,eG rIssi ae smaes S | and
m ii, de n r a mile wild de wheel fast I me leg
laIded on dc road rsn, IN iy%9' wi5 ,,. mi Mlr
worgimcnl. but Mr., Paul found wasnl no%"i
and I!o only laid, 10 yoa always go over a ""'
Say. / lit like what tell, and would hnys
sold neself for minute w!4 dc duchess trnh
Miss Fannie first found out wasn't hurried
mu,h, den she looked at de Duchess
wnsn'l snyIn nottin rordc first time smrs s sh, -
ana Ms Whis&rrs he laughed and Mr.. i'ur,"l
ic laughed. nnd dat bull l"oScd over de- "S.i
and he laughed. but Mr.. Paul lie onlL ."""'f
solemn anG aid. kinder I himself: 'Ior az
aches and bruises. take a small rutiir,
- Den de folks rode on, and helped d.
home. and when We got dere none ~ dc 90
pevjcd ,ut d" circus word. knpw'l II "'
Miss FANNIE what made en- not string NJ.
:" say. Niiss Fannie amt 80 worse; and nre"es
was dat small bot Mr.. Paul sneaked Z me lo ,h''