The herald., 1895-10-10
BOSTON o oSD STORE

down south, and | guess IT'LL about
knock him galley west if it ever gets out.
You see, he has al idea that the Apays
may be able to name the next senator,
but ne amt dead sure. He thinks that
if he joined it and they gets the legisla-
tune they might send HIM to Washington
in place of Perkins on that damned Irish
letter that stump had to pay Russ Will
SOL Thousand dollars about when Mark
nam s staff decllned to pony up.
But if the A pays ain t apoing to win
out. why Mark ham don't want to make
no bad play. He thought he'd kind of
fee! his way first. so his nibs goes to Bank
Com missioner Magee an gets him to have
his name proposed. But somehow them
fellows got onto the game. The night
Alagees name came up for voting on, the
members was called out one by one and
they waltzed in single file up to sthe ia.
BILE In lie middle of The room, where there
was one of them machines with drawer
and lot of marbles in it.
Tho first five men voted all right.
But the sixth fellow poked around in the
drawer for while and slid off to his seat
alooking mad and not voting. The sew
enth fellow and the eighth and the ninth
and the tenth all acted the same way.
The grand bunch of the council saw there
was something abitin them. and he says,
Whit is the matter with my brothers?
They was only five black balls in
that drawer" sings out the men who
hadn't voted
:. mo: there amt no truth in the rumor
that Malvern NJ. Trilby is agong. to leave
the Apache club to be the head of our law
department. Me and Herrn is aprepar-
ing some literature to throw at the fed
eral courts when we get them railroad
commissioners down there. Jerry Lam
sing wants to serve q copy of his famous
lecture. delivered before the Chit-Char
club, on The Right of the Railroad Com
pany to Reasonable Rates, ON all the
judges.
Uncle suggested to rue the other day
that as Colonel Fred was alooking kind
OF peeke1 that may be it would be a good
idea for him to put in another wear
about 100 miles up and down the Nile.
| mentioned it to the colonel, but he says.
Not on your life! I'm agong to stay
right here next election.
"Say, wouldn't it be a funny mix up
il uncle was to get in back OF General de
Young and Colonel Fred was to come out
tor Claus Spreokels. There woald be an
opportunity for Chris to graft in great
sh ..P%:, >. otrr;r. 70 Get even on Doc
Stanton, but amt made much Roadway
as vet. Charley Alderman has been "a
nosIng around trying 10 get som ething on
MIN, but he AMT met with much success.
'Fatty'FilImure says that Stanton and
La Rue ought to be given tise years at
hard labor a-rronouncing our now, gem
eTal managers name on oueht 10
have heard how Fatty pronounced it
when he found out he was a-going to get
that place.
"Say, mavbe George Arnold amt tired
nor anything for having voted against
raising San Francisco in the state board
of equalization and making us pay
more taxez in the state Oh, no; we amt
adding nothing to him. We're a-going
to take every inch of that Antelope val
ley land OF his away. Lonely More
house was d-telling US all the time that
he had had Beamer and Arnold under
his thumb, but when he lifted it up
there was nothing there but Dick, and
we always had him, anyhow. guess
wall have to drop Lonely when his
four years is up. He's losing his GRIP"