The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1895-06-07
Editorial and Otherwise.

State.
The bark OF dog is never launched on the
sea.
1t is said beef is so high that The cows WON'T
low.
Strychuine can beat baseball nine every
time.
Man made justice blind so that his escape.
would be easy.
The high roller is sometimes An expert at
rolling cigarettes.
Carrie gives fine favor to sauce, but
never to kiss.
The indoIent epcure is little more than 1
well trained digestive organ.
Count Ito, the premier of Japan, began life
| as telegraph operator.
The empress of Austria is said to be subject
to frequent fits Of insanity.
There are few mortals who keep their torches
under bashel these times.
Every mans name looks pretty TO him when
it appears in print.
Fourth .ciass postmasters are being appoint-
ed the rate of thirty-fve day.
Two carriages were made in italy and
brought to Paris in 1885,
Herodotus SAYS that Cresus was the first
ruler to order gold coins made.
Nanlng is the largest walled city in the
world. It is at least $500 years old.
The motto of Tennessee paper reads thus:
"God Help the Rich-the Poor Can Beg!
False pretense does not serve the ma, who
cannot obtain money under any prctense.
A large majority of those who think they
need coaxing really require clubbing.
The fruit crop OF California is worth $lo,-
900, 900 year more than its gold output.
Twenty five thousand people made the rush
for the 4S7 claims ID the Kickapeo Reserva-
tion.
II "money talks" how many Of us poor im-
pecunioas souls long to hear "the voice that
forever is still"
The Chinese emperor gets up at o'clock
! in the morning. So il seems that the saloons
open up about as early there as they do here.
Rev Hayden Rayburn, Of Detroit, will have
heap to answer for on the day Of judgment.
So far he has united f,247 couples in wedlock.
The Daughters Of the Confederscy at Hous-
ton, Texas, have named their chapter Mildred
Lee, after the daughter of Gen. r. Lee.
A woman was gored BY bull ont in Ne
braska the other day. Now, if it had been
lust her dress that was gored she would have
rather liked it.
az don't care what kind Of currency we
have" says Susan B. Anthony, $50 long as
the women of the country get their rightfui
share of it,"
II cost the uuited States government $780,
900 to get ready to collect the income tax, and
now there is no such tax. This Is worse than
the Honduras lottery.
OYSTERS are as fallibls as human beings and
AS liable to make mistakes. Haven't you no.
ticed that some three or four Of them get into
r one bowl of church fair stew-
d A man IN Sedalla, No., is called "the human
incubator" He has made a wager to hatch
guinea egg by carrying it in his pocket.
! Debs views his sentence as "the death knelf
= of the wage SYSTEM" and thinks that it will
Q hasten the day when every beAy will own
Il everything.
Mrs. NJ. Terry, pretty st. Louis woman, IS
y SUNG an engraver and shoe manufacturer
r. for using her picture on an advertisement
d without her consent.
The Atchison Globe booms three towns in
y this way "Kansas, tired of fool men and
% howlmg women, should move TO Atchison,
Leavenworth or Wichita"
Prof. B. G. Lowry, Of Blue Mountain Fe-
le male College, will take his pupils to Washing
C. ton This summer. The trip will cost about $35
er each and be pleasant and profitable to all.
~ II is said that the highest point ever reached
as by oil was in January, 1860, when it went up
a. to $50 per barrel. The lowest ppint, 5 cents
ed per barrel, was reached in November, 1861.
= The Presbyterian General Assembly Al
AZ Dallas, Texas, decided that II was not wise Ia
60 agitate the question Of reunion Of the North
or eru and Southern branches Of the church.
In The question as 10 whether bicycles are
er "vchicles" is to be settled by a st. Louis
lis court. They are vehicles in Pennsylvania
Is and consequently have to pay tollon the roads
IL The supreme court Of the United States
er has denied writ OF habess corpus for w. H
ch Farmhouse, a New Orleans man, imprisoned
as in New York for disseminating lottery advcr.
a tisenieuts.
H. A Texas paper in bemoaniug the prevalent
in hard times says. "There Is but one busy
Sc man in town. He has the itch aud owns ,
~ Waterbury watch so when he is not scratch
al ing, he's winding his watch"
OF A man in Washington makes living D!
IA. letting out bull dogs to househoiders who &
o. out Of town for the summer months. Tn
nm dogs are chained up in the yards and act n
yn watches sgainzt burglars. The rsnt Of th'
|ls dogs is = pct month.
The Mobile News IL responsible for the fct
lowing: "a new process has been invented b.
ci which brandy can BE- distillsa from vet saw
r0- dust. What sort Of cksnce has sny pvohi
~, bitiou law when man cas 70 ont with Vi
!" saw xud get drunk out Of fence ruA :"
g,
rs, When Daniel entered tie lions cage one I
on the whelps ssid "0h, msy here's big 4
'ty man. Let's eat him." "No, No." was me n
~ ~ ply, "dour touch him. Hes sigarst
lee lee smoker and will give YOU the dyspspsia