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r. MON LOAE COMPANY.
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MONEY TO LOAN ON DIAMONDS
NJ watches, iewelry, sealskins, etc; also on
pianos. merchandise, iron and steel Safes fur
hiture in lodging houses, boarding houses and
hotels without removal; also on city and coun-
try property; low interest. can have money at
once; business confidential; private office for
ladies. GEO. $. ROBINSON, 233 W. First St..
mons and 3
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CHiROPODISTS

NIlSS {. STAPFEK CIIIRoPODIsT. LADIES'
vi musseuse, 2l2 W. First ST.. OPP Nadeau.
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IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO BUY, SELL
h or exchange YOU will find that it pays to al
Nertise in 1hs want columns OF The Herald
Ihe popularity OF these small advertisements
ana The iierald's large and rapidly increasing
circulation insure results tt
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Rabbi-Who is happier, the man who
owns million dollars or he who has seven
daughters
The one who has many daughters.
why so !?
ssHe who has million dollars wishes
for more-the man who has seven daugh-
ters does not -
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1895-01-19
A woman's Argument.

He-You women have no right to the
ballot for the simple reason that in case of
a war you would not be able to fight
She-Then why do you allow man
who is crippled to vote?
He-Why-er-if that ism t just like
a woman to ask some such fool question as
that.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1895-01-19
Modern improvements.

schoolboy (wearily )-What the use
Of learning all this stuff?
Teaeher-It is chiefly to cultivate the
memory.
schoolboy-Don't you think it would
be more sensible to buy phonOgraph
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EALL OPENING OF 1894,
At
j. T. ANDERS',
haE M re h ant T ailor, Ba
"a w. Main ST., Westminster, Md.

The most complete line of Suitings, Panta
loonings, Vestings and Overcoatings that have
ever been shown TO the public. and at prices
that defy competition. If You want a Suit or
Overeoat and will call before purchasing,
am sure can save you money and make You
happy A fit always guaranteed or no sale.
Nv line of Underwear this Fall is the finest
| have ever shown to the trade, and very
much cheaper than last Winter.
Special attention is called to my line of
Gloves, which surpasses anything in city or
county, and at bottom prices.
Headquarters for latest styles of Dress
Shirts, plain and fancy, Collars, Cuffs, Sus-
penders, and in fact everything pertaining to
a gents outfit. Shirts made TO order a
speciality.
Mackintoshes, Gum Coats in all qualities
and prices, made to order if desired.
A splendid line of Gents Jewelry, Scarf
Pins, Studs, Sleeve Buttons, Chains, Charms,
&e., at bottom prices.
A call is solicited before purchasing your
Fall Suits, 0vercoat, or Underwear, Gloves or
anything in my line, as am sure | can save
You money and give you the benefit of good
line of goods to select from.
Respectfully,
ocl3 JOHN 7. ANDERS.
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Tommy-Maw, the teacher wants us to
give the difference between hope and
expect
Mrs. Figg-WeI, 1 hope to meet your
father in the next world, but hardly ex
pect to.
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SUNDAY TRAINS.
ON sunday trains VIII leave HiIlen Station at g 20
and 2;s5 p. m, Westminster l1.l2 a. m. 416 P.
m, arriving at Union Bridge at ia a. and ESQ
p. Leaves Brueeville st 6.ssh a. IN and Union
Bridge ct 646 a. m and i0S p. m, Westminster 7.22
a. m and 4S3 ,. m, arriving al Hillen Station al
$40 a. N. and els O. IN.
Frederick Division Pennsylvania X. r. daily ex-
cept Sunday Trains for Frederick leave Bruce
vile at go and $40 p IN. Trains for fancy
town. LitfleStown and Columbia leave BrIiceville
ga a. and S45 D. m.
Through trains for Hanover and Gettysburg and
points on Baltimore and Harrisburg Division leave
baltimore. daily, except sunday at 10 a. m and
$40 p m. Through cars for Gettysburg and inter
mediate points leave Baltimore also daily. except
sunday. at l0.17 a. m.
Passengers for and from Cherry Rum Williams
port r. Y. and Intermediate points, from and for
stations east of HageTstown, change at HageTsown.
EMMTTsBTRG RAILROAD.
Daily except Suniay-Trains east viii leave En-
mitsburg T. 80 and l00o a.. and 255 and AS p.
m, arriving NJ Rocky Ridge AT $50 and 1870 a. IN.
and s.25 aud SIS p. m. Tulins west will leave
Rocky Ridge S.26 and 1857 a. and 33l and &. ~
p. m, arriving at Emmitsburg $50 ana ll.07 a. m.
and iJi and 6.ii9 p. IN.
Orders nor baggage calls can he LETT at Ticket
Once No. NJ East Baltimore street. Baltimore
}. NJ. HOOD General Manager.
oci9 b. II. GRiswoLD Genl Passenger Agent.
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No More for Him.

Little Boy: They won't ever get me
to give another 10 cents toward present
Of a book for the teacher
Mother What went wrong
Little Boy: We got the principal to
select Une for her, and he picked out one
that was just crowded full Of information,
and she's been teaching it to rs ever
since.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1895-01-19

Barber-How do you want your hair
cut
Customer-O
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1895-01-19

Don YOU think she moves her hearers
when she recites?
Yes, notice a general exodus for the
door as soon as she opens her mouth.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1895-01-19

Snapp is one man that knows exactly
how to manage his wife. What ; his
scheme /? Lets her have her own way
always
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1895-01-19

1 wonder, painted the turkey as he
glanced at the pursuing farmer. whether
he wants to get a head of me or breast
Of me-
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dait and 9umOr.
He Put 1t in the Slot.

Fare, said the conductor.
The man from Rochester stared at him
vacantly.
Fare, repeated the conductor little
more inperiously
Il put my fare in the traveller, said
the man from Rochester.
In the what? said the conductor,
with puzzled look.
I'm the traveller, of course said the
man from Rochester Where would l
put it
,What do you call the traveler9
gasped the conductor.
why, that little slot, right there.
And the conductor went to the rear
platform and famed himself for half an
hour before he could recover from. his
astonishment. The man from Rochester
had put his nickle in the slot made for a
door fastener. surprising that it was one OF
the patent eontrivances for carrying fares
in bob-tail ears.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1895-01-19

What makes you feel 50 sad, Tommy ?
MY teacher is sick
Cheer up. he win get well again.
Yes, that what makes me feel ~ bad
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1895-01-19

Old Lady-Poor man; 50 you We been
living on water for three days. Here a
quarter.
Rollingstone Yes m; was workin my
way on canal boat.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1895-01-19

There was a shadow on his face
Alicia, he said with trembling voice.
/ believe made mistake when | mar
ried you
'Athelstan Z she gasped
Yes, he went on desperately, the
more think of it the more am conyinc-
ed that gave the minister an \ instead
or the Y that intended.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1895-01-19
Not Impressed.

How did Ohltimer like the act Of the
lion tamer2 asked the circus proprietor.
He was bored to death. You see, he
used to be the manager of an opera com
pany with three prima donnas in it,
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1895-01-19
NON ASSESsABLE FOREVER.

This company owns gold mines located in
a county which produced $40, 100000 in gold
in 6 years. Has 45 acres of virgin land.
Has 500 feet of underground work in shape of
shafts and tunnels. Has ore in sight worth
500 per ton. Has assays from $25 TO $500
per ton. Has shipped ere netting SS6 per
ton. Has only a small capitalization. only
800. 600 shares and not 1900. 200 shares as
other companies.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1895-01-19

Mrs. Fangle-Why didn' YOU ring the
dinner bell, Bridget
Bridget couldn't foind any, ma am
Mrs Fangle-Why, it on the dining
room sideboard
Bridget-0ch An is it that one it is
An yersclf told me last night As thot was
the breakfast bell
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1895-01-19

The company intends TO sink shaft through
the rich 500 ore vein to depth Of several
hundred feet, in order to he able to produce
largely for the benefit Of the stockholders
which viii get this profit in large monthly
dividends Hence the company offers q
small amount Of its stock at the extremely
low price of 50 cents a share, an advance Of
Eve cents share on December J. 1894
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baltimore & OHIO RAIL
ID ROAD.
SCHEDULE IN EFFECT NOV. Is, 1881
IEAvE cAMnEN srATIoN.

LEAVE CAMDEN STATION.
For Chicago and Northwest Yestibuled Limited
Express daily lois a. N. Express. 100 p. N.
For Cincinnati st. Louis and Indiana polls Vesti-
buled Limited Express daily 225 p M, Express Hoo
night
For Pittsburgh Express daily lois ia. m and $50
For Cleveland via Pittsburg, 1915 a. m. and 80
For Washington week days, CO. xs Is, x6 Is. c 80.
X 10 %. - xl0 Is. 40 50 a. Il 90 noon -
minues) y Is X 10. X ., 50, Is a 45mlnutesl
x4 10 90 N6 CO. Is x5 %. * co. X 80 Ks co. Is.
xl0 N. XII 90, II % p. Sunday, X6 3, So -,
xlo % 90 3 a. m. = 60 m, t,minulesl o. x 10
Is xl0 % XII % and II 80 p.
For Annapolis, %, 50 q m, l. 10 and 10 p. m.
ON sunday. = a. m. and 90 p. m.
For Frederick. 90. 10 q. m. Is, 20 and 80 p.
IN. ON sunday, So a, N. and 80 p. m.
For LuTay, Roanoke, and all points in the South,
via n 4 w; R. R., io.21 p m daily. Through sleep
ing cars 20 Roanoke, Chattanooga and New Orleans.
For Luray, . p m daily.
Il %. 10 Is m. For Winchester, "a 20p m Mixed
main for Harrisonhurg, q Goa m.
For HagcrstOWn IA co. rs To- flo u a. M "a 10 p M
For NJ Airy and Way Stations - 90 rs 10, ~ So
u IS ia 70 stops at principal stations only 70 30
For curtis Bay, week days, D, m. Leave Chr
lis Bay, week days, IS pm.
Trains arrive from Chicago and the Northwest,
daily, 3 Il and % p M nom Pittsburgh and Cleve-
land Is 80 a m, 81 90 p IN; from Cincinnati, 81.
Louis and the West. 10 a m, 90 p IN daily.
ROYAL BLUE LINE FOR NEW YORK AND PHIL
For New York. Boston and the East week days,
% S 80 40 IS Dining Carr m, u 80, 50, Is so
Dining Car 55p pm tl9 A night. Sleeping Car at
iached open for passengers 100 PM sundays,
p 70 20 Dining Car m u -, 30, % 50 Dining
Carr, $ % pm ~ q night Sleeping Car attached,
open for passengers 10 y m.
For Atlantic City, 5 ., 10 ISa m u IS m, sun
days, = a M Il s. m.
For Philadelphia Newark, Wilmington and Ches-
ter week days p 50 40 IS stopping at Whining
ton only, Dining Carr m II s. 50, g 50 Dining
carr IS pm y A night Sundays SOS 70 80 Din
ing Carr m u S. 8 50 Is 50 Dining Carr, IS M,
u a night.
For all stations on Phila. Div, week days 40a
m 30 90 pm. Sundays, S 40 m, 500 p m.
Except Sunday. Sunday only. *Daily.
XExpress train.
Baggage called for and checked from hotels and
residences by Union Transfer Co. on orders LEFT at
Ticket Offices:
n w. COR. CALVERT AND BALTIMORE SIS,
20 5 Broadway or Camden Station.
CHAS. O. SCULL, Gen. Passenger Agent.
nov y r. b. CAMPBELL, Gen. Manager.
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STRACS
4 LII Who Are Suffering With
N PILES, Read the Following

Ban HIM Nm. June 81, isaa.
d. JaAa \. RatAias- Dsar ST. - feel
Is though it would h. a duiy lest uudnue-
and one ! owe io Yourself and 20 suffering
han1ani,y-ifI did not tell of the wonderful
leuciit received from yonr Kind treatment
! suffered for about twenty wears with Piles
for the first seven or esh; years no, 50 ssvrrss.
Is hat for the last twelve yraFs Suffered more
than am able 90 describe on Iaptr. lndcei
/ had thcm in lheit seysFcsi form. ! applied
g. a auml-F IL doctor and tired eyrry remedy
that / heard II. ouly io b. disappointed, and
IN nearly every insisUre not eyrs temporary
relief Indeed. ! was in a pitifal condition
whsn I called oa you Tank q nine large
ianors prosrpiing. capable 81 hloedisg fally
= pint 81 ever time they hed Nas So Wpak
aud nervous from l,,Ss At blood and frOln ir-
tense suffering that I did not fhsnk ljsr worfh
living nny longer Bias thanks % yoa and
year Kind treatment. ! can say that the Piles
arr thing II she pass. sannpi tud ias-
t,zAzr o. express my gratitude e. vsu frF ruHg
Kind treatment add aftsution ia ny case, aud
huubly pray ta God that YOUR life nav izr
long and prosperous one. l.; me ssy in con
c,Rsion that can ulth confidence recommend
any suferrr. Do matter bow had ht case MAY
d.. 10 r, "a nB. JOHN :. MATTHIAS aud
b. cured Hos arr At liberty to sssr tins lri ~
a. you scc e. Every susFrrcr Wishing tu kuus
more alout ms case can fud oas b. addressing
ss nv y,ssstollsre NerY fruiy saurs.
HOWARD 7. SMITH
RuFEBNs -,
Hon Chas u Roberts Chas n Roberts. jr..
Chas. T. Rsifsniirr. J H. Zepp
Col Wu A Mckrlhp, Frank King
VIM l. " Seabrssk WA. f. AHders.
NAgrader Wllst.u. Geo. = Beaver
Jeren,iah Gs5mzu- 1iosnrd j Smith.
mrIi
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Ms. Toots-''I knew you were full the
minute | saw you walk
Toots-.' Nonsense, m dear; my shoes
are tight.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1895-01-19

Major Why is that man bracing up
the post Is the post loose
General No; man Is tight
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You ought to be very proud Of your
wife. She Is a brilliant talker
You re right there.
could listen to her all night
| often do
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WALL PAPER

WAL PAPER
We want everybody 10 Rad thss advertise,
ment and then cali 20 examine our Stock Of
WALL PAPERS AND DECORATIONS.
We have put paper down 10 5 cents piece.
Beautiful patterns Of Gilt Paper az cents.
Occasionally We are misrcpresented ia price,
but only hy persons that do not compete with
us in prices and quality Of goods. To b. con
WINGED II Is necessary for you TO examine our
goods aud ask our prices. We sill paper a
room as cheap as aRyboiy; We except none.
We carry a very large stock; buy direct from
factory aud YOU get new goods and onr price.
Being competent workmen Se can give yoa
advantages you viii not get for the same price
elsewhere.
We have at all times a select stock Of
PICTURE FRAMES. PICTURE EASELS.
AND PORTIERE POLES.
Window Shades on hand and made to 1t
your windows.
A FINE LOT OF STATIONERY.
Work done in any part Of the country aud
no extra charge. Give MS a call.
MATTHEWS 4 MYERS.
IS East Main street.
Nearly Opposite Catholic Church.
Westminster. Md.
y. B.-Mal orders answered promptly.
Send for samples. feb 10
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Willie and Tommy have toy store
with which they do an IMAGINARY business.
Willie: You have been the merchant
for ever 20 long; now i Is my turn
Tommy Not yet, you win have 70
wait until | fail for FIVE cents on the dollar
and retire from business
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1895-01-19

Lady should like to look at fat
which | see is for rent in this building,
but no one has answered my bell.
Man-I'll show it to you. Right this
way, mum.
'WeIl this is something like it. The
room will suit, | am sure. What sort OF
ianitor have you here?
The very best in the city, mum.
Obliging
The kindest hearted gentleman to be
found anywhere, mum.
Honest
As the day is long, mum.
lis he attentive to his duties !?
He's Just working himself to death,
mum. Always thinking up some new
the thing TO make folks comfortable.
We'll declare | wouldn lcse this
fiat for het world Where Is the ianitor
now?
I'm him. num-
Visitor What brought You here my
poor friend
Penitentiary Convict Only a bad
sign.
A bad sign ?
Yes. indeed, / signed a man 5 name
to a check and did it 50 clumsily that the
bank tumbled to ii before | coald yet
out
Emma No George, it cannot be, we
must part. Bitterly Ny purseproud
father win not accept poor man for his
son-in-law.
George ffrantically) Say not 50. |
cannot give thee up. My heart viii
break L
(Purseproud father enters the room
without observing them, throws himself
into chair and groans aloud Bank
ruptcy Ruin Every dollar swept
away y
George (sweeping himself away At these
words Farewell. then. Emma. since
You discard me But he says to himself
Mighty narrow escape, that.
Gentleman Go little boy Where Is
the blind man you were leading about
yesterday?
Boy: He went to the An Gallery to
look at the pictures.
Nothing for me postmaster
Nothing.
Dear me, was expecting a postal card
from my son.
Oh. an open card. just wait till ! see
If my wife has it in the kitchen.
What prompted you to rob this man
till Y asked the judge Of the prisoner.
Ny family physician. h. replied.
Nonsense
He told me it was absolutely necessary
for me to take a little change
Well. III see that you have one; six
months on the island
You ought to be very proud Of your
wife She : brilliant talker-
You re right there.
I 4 4. ii L.
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YOUR ATTENTION AND YOUR
PERUSAL IS INVITED TO THIS
EXTRAORDINARY ANNOUNCEMENT.
Our buyer has now completed arrangements
with several large factories. whereby we will
be right up to the top notch with the prettiest,
most tasty and most reasonable line
FOR THE FALL TRADE
that has ever been offered by any house in
our line. Ifyou are now in want of any thing
in this Hot Spell from the stock left over from
the Spring, you can get it at
HOT WEATHER PRICES.
Remember we don't claim 10 be the cheapest
house upon the earth. hut know we can sell
you
GOOD. GOOD GOODS
LOW. VERY Low. VERY VERY Low
PRICES
We will have for the fall $50 different pat
terms Of
CHAMBER SUITS.
los different patterns of all kinds OF
PARLOR SUITS.
BUFFETS. TABLES. CHAIRS.
and every thing else to be found in the Fur
ni,ure business.
Then again You can buy your
~ CARPETS ga
at the same place, which Is very great ad-
vantage saving you considerable expense.
( trouble sud anxiety.
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Westminster. Carroll couniy-
DIRECTORS.
J. W. Herring. Westminster, Carroll county.
Granville : Haines, Union Bridge. CarToll
county
David Prugh. Freedom. Carroll county.
Granville ]. Herring. Saadyvillc. Carroll
county.
county
Edwd Lynch. Westminster, Carroll couniy.
David Fowbie. Westminster, Carroll cspniy.
r. Manning. Westminster, CarTuil county
nr J. J. Weaver, Jr. luiootoWB. Carroll
county,
=. +. Reiudollar. Tsaeytown. Carroll crasniv-
AGENTS
John T. Ilifeuhaagh. Westminster, Carroli
county.
]. Oliver Wadlow. Freedom, Carroll couusy
r NJ Anderson. NJ airy Carroll cnuHfy.
Louis Dielman. New Windsor. Carroll comfy.
John ; Repp, Union lridgc. Carroll oouuty.
Wm r. koihCkpHer. Cniohiowu. Carroll
county
F. T. ReiudOllar. rsneyfown, Carroll eoEnty.
J. W. Weant. Doable Pipe Greek, Carroll
county
William H. shower, Manchester, Carroll
county
Granville 7, Herring. Saadyvills, Carroll
county
W. l.. Marker. Tyrone, Carroll county
VIM A. Abbott. Hampstead, Carroll euuRty.
John Jones. Meehanicstown. Frederick Co.
O. A. Horner, Emmiisburg. Frederick eouniy.
feb II II
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Wooden Dress Goods,
- PER CENT. BELOW COST.

We know Won have waited for some of
these great bargains True. We reduced our
prices some time ago. vet We didn't exactly
strike your fancy. We know you re an exact
ing public and We re- going 10 meet your de
nand~ even Il We lose money doing H.
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Make This Sale

long remembered BY each and every customer:
and ii will pay YOU 10 pui oil making your
purchases until you have investigated our
matchesS values.
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GET A GOOD AUoT1oNEER.

If you intend having sale get an expert
enced auctiOneer who does not want the whole
proceeds of it for his services. Try me. Best
Of references, and can always be found at
the City Hotel or the Advocate Office, West
minister.
dec % If p A. G0RSUCH.
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Ladies and Children's Coat
p PER CENT. BELOW COST.

= 7 III NF.-NT' ''tsIs'' - ~
To get . good fine coat at such price we
advise YOU to come quick, as only the quick
will get them.
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Gentleman TO little boy: Where Is
the blind man you were leading about
yesterday
Boy; He went to the An Gallery to
look at the pictures.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1895-01-19

Nothing for me, postmaster
Nothing.
Dear me, was expecting a postal card
from my son.
Oh. an open card. just wait till ! see
If my wife has it in the kitchen.
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Wooden Blankets.
- PER CENT. BELOW COST.
Special.

BuiieFmilk soap. sold everywhere az 10
cents a cake - sell now Al ; ccnts. 90,
l,s.r -.-...... ...-......---.-....--.... iir
Is the SAME uid Stury--Ws'vr been under
selling one and all ever >iutr wy opened last
ycag and arr getting sno much nsed "a It To
quit. II yoh SAINT genuine bargains make
Schnssi-rtrrr Trade Palsgy yoat j,.-iina
tom.
The Lamar register., 1895-02-16
KNOWLEDGE

sniort and improvement and
= PERSONAL enjoyment when
81 The many, who live bet
|. o,isr and ENJOY life more, with
I,paliian. By more promptly
D. worlds best products TO
Il. u physieal being. will attest
II = hsalth Of the pure liquid
q r-iaciples embraced in the
I, syrup 81 Figs
r., huco is due to its presenting
| an most acceptable and pleas
: las.e. the refreshing and truly
- p-opertes Of a perfec, lax
/ ,5-tiu5liy cleansing the system,
~ oaida. headaches and feyers
Isgsaaeutiy curing constipation.
Irytn SUBTRACTION TO millions and
- the approval OF the medical
~ becausc il acts on the Kid
|ljssr and Bowels without weak
aru and il is perfectly free from
,issriiaaable substance.
r. u Firs il for sale by all drug
I 81 znd 81 bottles, but il Is man
E-nl bv the California Fig Syrup
u. uhre name Is printed on every
Er also the name, Syrup Of Figs,
Es.x vcil informed. you will not
( az Substitute if offered
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Like a Sieve.

The chief function OF the kidneys is to sepa-
rate from the blood, In its passage through
them. OF certain impurities and watery par
heles which make their FINAL exit through the
slAdder The retention of these. in conse-
iuenee OF inactivity OF the kidneys, is produc-
i've OF Rright's disease. dropsy. diabetes,
ilhuminurta and other msladies with fatal
sendeney. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, a
sighly sanctioned diurc:ic and blood depurent,
mpels the kidneys when inactive to renew
their sitting function and strain from the vital
;urrent impurities which infest it and threaten
heir own existence organs of the body.
-atarrh Of the bladder, gravel and retention of
he urine are also maladies arrested or averted
BY this benign promoter. and restorative of or
ranic action. Malaria rheumatism, constipa
ton. hiliousness and dyspepsia also yield to the
Bitters, which is also speedily beneficial to the
weak and peryous.