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The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14
The Poor Rich Man.

There are so many things which
one has to have nowadays in order
to be comfortable that it seems al
most lmproyident to inquire how
much one ought to save before facing
the question of what n can nossi.
bly, do without. Here the people who
are said to have too much for their
own good have an advantage over
the rest of MS. The future of their
children is secure. If they dread
death, it is not because they fear to
leave their wives and children u
vlded for. Many of them go on saw.
ing just the same and talk poor if a
railroad lowers a dividend or there
IS not a ready market for their real
estate at an exalted profit. Are there
o lrritant mon or women in the
world than the overconservative per.
sons of large means who are perpetu-
ally harping ON saving and worry
ing lest they may not be able to put
by for a rainy day, as they call it, 25
per cent or more of their annual in.
Gomez The capitalist careworn by
solicitude of this sort is the one fool
in creation who is not entitled to
some morsel of pity.-Scribner's.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14
A BOYS Essay ON Cats.

A small boy in one of the Detroit schools
recently handed in this composition on
cats; Cats have foar legs and nine lives,
why they are five legs short I dc not kno
at this time. l CESS I can find out tho
when l die. I think cats wood be a gould
deel funnyer if they had nine legs and five
lives, don't you? Cats have tales which
they rap oun thare feat when they set
Town so as to hold them together. l kno
q bob tailed cat that is ashamed to set
down in public a tall. l CESS it is afrade
its feat will skater. fhare are Tom cats
and Puss cats, which the Tom cat Is
more massive and has a more sounding
voise In the midnight darby when all elts
Is still. Cats cries like babies sometime.
but you cannot Civ them parrygorick to
quiet thare nervus sistems like you can
babies. We hav a baby at our house that
l CESS has drinked about foar quarts of
.parrygorick and every mite 1t cries Just the
saim for more. l CESS that baby must
bav the parrygorick habit. Young cats
are very risky and they will play all day
because thoy don't have no skool to go to.
l CESS l would like to be a young cat till 1
was growed up to be a man. Cats eat milk
and mice regular and the canary for de.
zert. Cats are very clean animals, but I
never thought 1t was very clean to spit
on their hands n wash thare faces in
the manner which they do. l CESS l have
wrote all l kno about cats.
p. Seats has lectrisity in thare
backs, and they can bio up thare tales as
big as a I'll brush when they are froshus.
--Life's Calendar.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14
A Faithful Friend.

1t Is good for a nan to have a
friend who can say the right thing.
When Tommers got so hard I'D that
he had to take a job at laying gas
pipe, he was astonished to find his
friend Brown looking down at him
in the trench one day.
This is not the first time | have
seen you here, said Brown. And,
by the way, ! saw Miss Willis the
other day, and she asked about you."
You didn't give me away. did
you?'
We'll, you know, | cannot tell a
lie?"
You contemptible'-
HOLD on. When she asked what
had become of you, l told her the
last time saw you you were at the
corner turning up the street. Gin
cinnati Tribune.
he afterward averred, that
women can't be trusted, even in
matters of jocular entertainments"
Lieutenant F. Fl. Browne in Wash
Post.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14
He Had Forgotten.

" dreamed of you last night, he said
TO her as one dove oooes to another.
And What did q dreamS" she whis.
pered as she nestled close in his wings.
Il dreamed you had gone to heaven and
become an angel"
Mr.. Van Smith, " she said, disengaeing
herself Instantly and speaking II icy
zones, you forget yourself"
This was a tremendous jar to his feel
ings.
"Why-why-what is it, darllngp" he
gasped. What have I doneS"
You said only yesterday, sir, that !
was an angel"
Half an hour later he had re- established
his identity Free Press.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14
WOMEN NAo APE MEN.
Or. P~arkhurst Calls Them .A~ndronapiacs.
aud Defines the Word.

w Dtthhts the word.
There is an clement in the com
munity-a small one, l would fail
hope, yet the size of a thing is n,
measure Of the disquiet it will pro
duce, even as one little piping froe
in the meadow will Guido all til,
orickets that are chirping in tho gras.
and all tho whippoorwills that ar,
singing in tho air-there is an ele
nent in the feminine world that i:
suffering from what l shall venture
to call 'andromania," writes the
Rev. Charles II. Parkhurst in The
Ladies' Home Journal. The word i:
not an English one, for the reason. ]
suppose, that the English language
makers never supposed that we
should need such a term. 1t is con-
structed on the same principle as the
word Anglomania, which means o
passionate aping of everything that
Is English. "Andromania" means
similarly a passionate aping of every,
thing that is mannish. 1t is an at.
tempt on the part of those affected
with the disease to minimize distinc-
lions by which manhood and woman.
hood r differentiated, whether as
regards their culture, their interests
or Their activities. 1t is that animus
which permits a woman to imagine
that she has achieved a great tri.
umph If she succeeds in doing some.
thing that only man has hitherto
been accustomed to do, but that no
woman has hitherto availed to do.
1t is that animus which excerpts to
having woman's public activities
along any line distinguished by any
designation of sex, as when in q
nelghboring city not long o a conf
pany OF women We're organizing for
action in a field whore masculine eff.
forts were already being exerted,
and they objected to having their so.
ciety called 'the women's board of
on the ground that their mascu.
line analogous working in the same
field did not call their organization
the mems board of aid" Although
these two societies were occupying
the same ground, vet it was reason.
able to expect that the two would
cover tho same ground in quite diff
ferent ways, and if the women in
question had realized that fact as
fully as they ought to have done, 50
far from wanting to exclude tho term
women" they would have been
anxious to retain it and to have prov.
ed that their work was equally val
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14
Painted Marble.

The new academy at Athens is
built of marble from the same quar-.
ries which furnished the marble for
the Parthenon, and its sculptures are
brilliantly decorated in red, blue and
gold. This might be considered bar.
barrie it it were not classical, but
since the discoveries made in excava.
tons at Athens within the last 20
years it is no longer possible to
doubt that the ancient Greeks often
painted their choicest marbles in the
most gaudy colors.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14
AND INTERMEDIATE POINTS IN
Steamer Connections for ALASKA.
HAWAII. JAPAN and CHINA.

Solid in construction, modern in i'm
provements.
Palace Sleeping and Dining Cars.
Buffet Library Cars, Family Tourist
olecpers and high back seated dav
coaches especially adapted for long dis.
lance travelling.
Meals served on "pay for what you
eat" plan.
Through the grandest scenery in Amer
lea by daylight.
Reaches fine hunting, fishing, pleasure
md health resorts -Helena and Boulder
Hot Springs, Lake Mcdonald, the Koot-
'nai,tle Columbia, Lake Chelan and
Puget Sound.
Round trip excursion tickets to points
east and west, with stop off privileges.
and choice of return route. Baggage
checked to destination.
Connects in season of navigation with
the magnificent steamships North West
and NaNh Land running between Du-
luth and Buffalo.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14

C~levorton-Did Deacon Butternut pIay
poker with you last night?
Dashaway-Yes, and before he sat down
he began to pray.
Cleverton-Great Scott! What did he
says
Dashawny-He said, %, Lord, make
me truly thankful for what I am about TO
receive!'--New York World.
A Matchmaker.
Shopping Young LADY, think !
rather like this material.
Clerk (holding the goods UP to
view enthusiastically - Oh, mad.
am, it is irresistible, q downright
matchmaker journal Amusant.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14
Rough.

Her Mother-Don't You find Jack
rather rough?
Priscilla--Yes, mamma. And yet
he says he shaves every day.-Old
Lyme (Conn:) Breeze.
The mar whose yea is yea ana MS
nay nay is, we all confess, the most
courageous, whether or not he may
be the most successful in daily life,
and he who gave the precept has left
US the most perfect example Of how
to live up t. it.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14
Professional Pride.

Mrs. Pancake Ito tramp - So
you re a landscape gardener, eh?
Well, l think these grounds would
look better if that wood in the back
yard was sawed and split.
Frosty Frederick-Madam, would
you think of asking Michael Angelo
to paint a cobbler's sign?-Ex.
change.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14

II believe so. | am sure | shall like the
west. From all that ] nave heard they
are rugged, whole sOuled sort of people
out there, who, while rough in their way,
are sincere in their praise. Oh, yes, |
think l would be just perfectly delighted"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14
Likes the New Woman.

Bouttown-This woman's emancl.
patton movement isn't such a bad
thing, after all. I've been keeping
company with Miss Stronghold late
~, and / rather like it.
Upton--In what way pa%rticularlyP
Bouttown-Well, for one thing, she
insists on paying her own expenses.
Philadelphia Times.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14

They are simply beautiful. Our Eu
ropean theatcr5 are so old fashioned, and
the decorations are dun and uninvitinp
There's SO much more life and sparkle in
tho American thcatcr that one is enthusod
Mt once"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14
The Oldest Statue.

The earliest known statue is one
that has been recovered from an
Egyptian tomb. 1t is that of a sheik
or head man of e village, is made of
wood, with eyes of glass, and is evil
IDENTIFY a portrait. It is 5000 years
old. -Philadelphia Ledger.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14
v,


The latest style of ready made inter
views is a talk with a newly arrived actrc
and Is quite an improvement over tho uu,
style interview that wasted so much tyt,
and increased the bill in tho compo,in;
room.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14

Much more. But, then, they are
kinder in their criticisms. just felt like
crying last night whop they called mo ho.
fore the curtain the last time"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14

"Ihat depends. OF course my sta, /.
America will be regulated by my man
nger; but, as for myself, | could live hor,
forever.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14

on, ever so much with a delighted
little laugh. think that people are 81
KIND, so apprcciative, You know"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14
Only a Little shon Worn.

Mrs. Gadd (after having made a round
OF the stores)-Dear mel l am Just used up.
Mr.. Gadd-Oh, no! You're only o little
shop worn.-Roeersville (Tenn. } Review.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14
Why They Can't Smell

1t is said that spelling correctly is
a lost art in the city schools, where
so much time is given to fall festi-
walls, Thanksgiving fetes, Christmas
entertainments, Washington birth.
day celebrations, spring festivals,
May day and Decoration day rites
The children are kept so busy learn.
ing poems and songs for these occa.
slons and the teachers are so busy
hunting up proper material that
somehow there is but little time for
teaching such an ordinary study as
spelling. That is the reason a high
school boy spelled agency ''ageshun-
cy' recently, Another high school
boy, asked to define and illustrate
"antedates, said: "Antedates
means going before. The policeman
antedates the procession Indian.
apolls Sentinel.
A Great Invention.
The old method, in vogue in barber
shops, of going over the face with a hy-
podermic syringe m injecting cocaine
before lathoring was slow and uncertain.
1t involved two distinct OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
inzing and lathering, the latter Of which
often neutralized the effects of the former.
80 much time elapsed before the barber
could begin shaving tina the effect of the
annsthetic wore off in large part, and the
victim suffered almost as much as did
BARRIERS clients before the happy discovery
OF ether, nitrous oxide and cocaine. Bal.
thasar Guegenheimer, a we'll known bar.
Der OF this city, has arisen as a benefactor
OF mankind to solve the difficulty. He
mas invented a lathering brush, each bris.
tie OF which is a hypodermic syringe. This
wonderful instrument applies lather and
inJects cocaine with one and the same
motion. Thus the customer is quickly and
painlessly shaved. The Guggenheimer
medicated lather brush should be in every
well regulated barber shop.-Buffalo Ex-
press
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14
The Voice OF Experienc.

1t is better to be alone IN the world than
20 bring up a boy to play on the accor
dton.--Tsxas Sitting.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14

Pullman Sleeping Cars,
Elegant Dining Cars,
Tourist Sleeping Cars.
TIME SCHEDULE.
IN EFFECT SUNDAY, JUNEa, 1896.
TRAINS ARRIVE AT HELENA.
No, l, Pacific Mail, west bound a.os
No. 2. Atlantic mail, east bound ~ a ~
No. 8 Marysville accommodation. "p'"
daily except Sunday. ............ 9:aOa. m
Mo-. Eikhorn accommodation, Tues
Gays, thursdays and Saturdays. $50 r. m
NO. y: W1ckes and Boulder accommo
No ,i in; except sundays. -. 5:25p m.
AniAoo' MondayS, only $50 p. m.
TRAINS DEPART FROM HELENA.
No. /, Pacific Mail, west bouud... "a. n m
No Marr Ma,i' east Dound.;.. IL 80 p. m.
daily except Sundays. 80. ...... 3.3O n ~
No; ~. ElkhOrn ccolnmodntion.
tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays 7:15 a.. m
NO. IT,, WickPs and Boulder accom-
M m1 1Ma aaily, except sundays. 7:15 a. M.
NO. luz, Rimini mixed, Mondays, only 1O:3O a. m
For information, time cards. maps and tickets.
"A. ID. EDGAR.
AGENT, HELENA,
CHAS. S. FEE, G.. P. & T. A.,
st. Paul, MINI.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1895-12-14

ioos' 'oakes, Henry c Payne. Eer,v r
Rouse. Receivers
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-06-08
PATHS Voice.

PATHS voice is of only moderats
strength, there being several of greater
power among the operatic singers of the
present day, but the compass of her
tones is extraordinary, reaching to F in
alt, and her execution is exceedingly
brilliant and polished. Her greatest
vocal charm, however, lies in the sym.
pathetic quality of her notes, a quality
that instantly impresses every auditor.
1t is most apparent in the rendition Of
simple, we'll known songs, like "Home,
Sweet Home and "Comin Through
the Rye, - and in these she has achieved
such success that, while her repertory
comprises over 30 operas, her fame
really rests on two Or three familiar
songs. She first appeared in opera in
New York in 1859.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-06-08
The International Situation.

In England they're talking of trouble.
And making up faces at France:
The French are inclined to be ugly
And lead the bold Britons a dance.
The English have put up a placard-
It's keep off the African grass!"
The French ave ignored it completely,
And England may not "let it pass"
Japan wants a use for her navy.
While China is willing to rest
We've followed the course of their struggle
And know the result of the test
But Russia is looking for chances
To grab up additional land,
And when She attempts to secure it
There's apt to be trouble on hand.
In Cuba there's fighting already
They re shooting at all that's in sight
And Spain is decidedly careless,
Though claiming she wants to do right.
he reichstag is fighting with Bismarck,
so Germany having some fun,
AID ltalyll be in the scrimmage
If ever the fighting's begun.
'nadlans, too, are disputing-
There's talk Of a war over there;
.AH3a"nia's furnishing stories;
t"NVan Is doing her share;
- II south of the isthmus are ouarrels
IN every conceivable spot,
.nd while or own eagle likes quiet
You bet M Is thinking q lot.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-06-08
anniversary of JOhustown's Flood.

PITTsBURG, June Birthday was the
sixth anniversary of the Johnstown
flood and quite a large delegation Of
newspaper men from here left on a
special train for Harrisburg, where the
Johnstown flood correspondents asso-
citation will be %banquetted by Governor
Hastings. At the time Of the flood the
governor was adjutant general of the
state and was in charge of the relief
work. At Johnstown there was no
demonstration except the decoration of
the graves Of a number Of the victims
of the flood.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-06-08
SHIPPING MANY BOARDS.
Llmoer Traffic for the Week on Nesterr,
Lake Superior Immense.

Lumper Traffic for the Week on Western
Lake Superior Immense.
DULUTH, June 3.-This week one Of
the largest lumber fleets ever in any
lake port has been loaded at Duluth
and longshoremen have been busy
hight and day. Friday most of the
boats got away for Lake Erie ports and
Chicago, breaking all records for this
port with cargoes aggregating 16, 700, 0O0
1eet. There We're 22 boatsssln eight tows
OF two and three boats each with n
single cargo, and loads ranging from
800, 900 to 1900, 900 feet. Shipments
from Ashland and Washburn for the
week have been 5000, 900 and 6,OOO, 900
feet, respectively, making a total Of
about $4,000, 900 feet for Duluth and
Chequamegoa bay for one week.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-06-08
IOWa's MulCt Law.

Dies MONIES, June 3.-The supreme
court has decided the mulct saloon law
case of tho State VS.. the Ashert, and
Slavery Hotel company, throwing the
burden of proof of s%ufficiency of petit
lions under the law upon the saloon
men. The petition was fill d with the
county auditor and accepted by him,
which was held to be evidence of it's
sufficiency. 1t is now decided other.
wise. Saloons here may have to close
unless they get a petition.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-06-08
WHAT CONSTITUTES POLYGAMY?
an Interesting Question Arises in the
Treasury Department.


WASHINGTON, June 3.-An interest
ing question has arisen in the treasury
department which involves the legal
meaning of the word polygamist.
Commissioner General Stumpf of the
immigration bureau has received ap.
plications for admissions in this country
Of Robert Stenson, wife Kate, Barbara
H%unton, Lizzie Naylor and seven
children. These immigrants recently
arrived at Quebec from Glasgow, and
IA their aflidavits state that they are
Mormons in religion and full believers
in ~polygamy, and that each intends TO
practice polygamy if SO inclined on
reaching their destination, Salt Lake
City. The question involved is whether
belief i'll polygamy Of itself and in the
absence of proof Of any polygamous
act, brings the party within the inhi.
bltlon OF the law. declaring that
polygamists shall not be admitted into
this country.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-06-08
cur THE LOW ONES
And Raise the Higher Paid Officers Seems
to Re the Revision Plan.

"uu Itaise tHe ftlSher Ialu Officers Seems
to BE the Revision Plan.
DULUTH, June 3.-The report re.
Gently published, that a revision of the
Northern Pacific salaries had been de-
clded ON by the receivers, was we'll
founded. Ever since then the work of
revision has be I'll going on and within
q few days it vii go into effect. The
revision Is pr4nctpns.y in the down.
ward direction. Inc effect at Duluth
will be like this: Warehouse men en-.
ployed by the year viii get a cut Of %
cents per day. This class of labor will
then have been cut % per cent within
Is months. Clerks in ordinary in
1r~eighthouses will be locked 81 per
month. This brings the total cut of
this class OF labor within the past IS
months to 20 per cent. On the other
hand those gettiSg over 800 will get
an increase, but Just how much cannot
be learned.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-06-08
Long Contest Settled.

PARKER, S. D., June "a contest
over a quarter section of land south of
town between j. A. Hand and Gus
Gilbert has finally been decided in
favor of the latter, and he has received
his patent from the land office. The
case has been before the authorities at
Washington IA years, during which
time Hand has occupied, cultivated,
and improved the land. He has moved
OFT and given possession to the owner.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-06-08
CAUGHT INA TRAP
All the Women and Children
on Board the COlima
Drowned.
WERE IN THEIR STATEROOMS.
Worst Fears of the Terrible
= Disaster Are Fully
Realized,

SAN FRANCISCO, June 8. The fore.
oodlngs OF the friends of the passengers
md crew of the COlima are exceedingly
gloomy. and the few cheering words
received shed but little hope of the
safety OF those hitherto u~naccounted
for. The Pacific Mail Steamship COM
2any declared that it had received alb
jolutely no word from the scene of the
disaster. Mrs. Cushing, mother of the
JWo young men who We're passengers.
received a message from the SON picked
up by the San Juan, dated Mazeatlan.
as follows: "Am here; returning Oh
San Juan Late in the afternoon a
message was received by Mrs. Peters.
whose SOL Lewis vas a passenger for
G~uatelnala. The telegram was dated
Huatemala, was unsigned, but pre-
3umed to be from Mrs. Peters hus-
3and, who resides III Guatemala. It
was as follows; Lewis is safe on the
8arracouta." Another dispatch to a
private shipping firm from Guatemala
states that the steamer B~arracouta.
winch had been cruising about the
scene Of the wreck IN search Of surviv-
0~s, has
Pic'Ied Cp a Raft
with nine passengers from the Colima.
Peters among the number. The Bar
F'acouta has not yet put into port, but
the Pacific Mail officials suggest that
the vessel probably signalled a smaller
vessel which put into port to convey
fhe news of the rescue to the nearest
town and then be telegraphed to Guate-
mala. The late news received here M
20 ) O'Clock is contained in the follow
ing message:
CoIima, Mex, June six sur
ylvors Of the steamer Colima have
reached here. They are John Thorn
ton, keechilberg of Seattle, cabin
passengers; Peters and Vindor, and
Seamen Gonzales and Johnston.
They are said to have reached shore on
a raft, and another raft with five men
Is reported from San Telmo. The sur
ylvors state that the women and
children were all in the state rooms,
and all went down with the steamer.
The survivors also report that Purser
Wafer was seen in a we'll manned
boat, pulling away from the sinking
towards shore. 1t is supposed
that this boat is still af1oat.
The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-06-08
GOES BACK TO CHINA.
Important Decision on the Chinese Immi-
grafton Law.

important DECISION on the Chinese Immi-
grafton Law.
NEW YORK, June BIN the United
States circuit court Judge Lacombe
entered a final order sending Lee Yuen
back to China on the ground that he
had entered this country as a laborer.
Lee Yuen had been in this country be.
fore and returned in August, 1894, by
way OF Burlin ston, vt. He was ar
rested in this city while at work as a
clgarmaker. 1t was held on his behalf
that Lee Yuen vas a merchant. Judge
Lacombe's precedent is a decision by
Judge Coke to the effect that China
men engaged in unszilled labor are
laborers within the meaning of the act,
no matter whether they W an inter-
est i'll a store or not.