The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1895-01-10

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The Seliusgrove Times is auth
ority for the following clipping: "a
young hdy UP in Middlcburgh, who
sings aud plays well, and who is II
belle in society. hung up her stock
ing on Christmas eve In the morn
ing she found bushel of walnuts, a
sheaf of coii fodder, two hams and
wheelbaTow in it. Then she
found fault because her stocking was
not full"
MISTAKEN Souls VINO DREAM or
Bliss. The following marriage IL
ceDses have been granted since our
last publication
jJohn Il. Lose, Pennscreek,
Lizzie Dorman, -
SJonathan Grubb, Centre Twp,
$. G. Kern, "
,James b. Bower, Penns Twp,
Lottie Fisher, Union :"
wv. III. Holtzapple, Wash Twp,
Sarah w. Stahl, Union Z"
Ira w. Mitchell, New Lancaster,
Maggie NJ. Weaver. "
!Abraham $. Kuhns, Centre Twp,
lSusan j. Keister, Union Co.
Hoods Sarsaparilla Calender for
for 1895 is out and may be obtained
at the drug stores. 1t is one of the
most beautiful that the firm
has ever issued and the edition was
the largest ever printed by any one
concern, being over ten millions of
copies. There are two faces on the
calendar, both of children, repre-
s.st;hx "Sunimers and "svintef. =
The design was by one of the most
S,fted artists in the country, and
the coloring is most exquisite. The
calendar is not only beautiful, but it
is also useful, as it presents all the
desired information concerning as
Economical events during the year.
If your druggist does not have
Hoods Sarsaparilla Calendar it may
be obtained by sending six cents in
stamps to c. /. Hood Il Co., Lowell,
Mass.
An exchange tells story how a
preacher tested the effect of the hard
times upon his congregation. He
requested everybody who were pay
ing their debts to arise in their seats
Every man, woman and child ex-
cept one, instantly arose. After they
were again seated he requested any
who were not paying their debts
to arise and remain standing until
counted. The long individual, with
a care-worn face and moth.eat
en- suit, slowly assumed a perpen.
dicular position. The minister ask
ed; "How is it, my friend, that you
are the only man in my congregation
that is unable to meet his obliga-
tions!" With unfeigned meekness
he answered: 81 run newspaper;
my brethren here who have just
stood up are subscribers, and"
Let us pray" interrupted the
minister.
CLEANABLE COLLARS AND CUFFs.-
"Celluloid" collars and cuffs are
ole of the greatest blessings that
was ever brought to mankind by the
genii of invention, especially the
man whose occupation demands that
he wear his Sunday clothes every
day, as Bill Nye puts it. A daily
change of linen runs into Il consider
able laundry bill in the course of
year. "Celluloid' makes it possible
to add this item to the years savings.
Many men when buying waterproof
collars and cuffs make the mistake
of believing that IT'S all the same so
long as they are called "celluloid."
This is a grevious error. Tne"Cel-
luloid" collars and cuffs are peculiarly
made, being in reality Il linen collar
or cuff covered on both sides with
pure waterproof "Celluloid." This
prevents cracking, and increases the
durability of the article. When
soiled, it can be wiped off with a
d Ap cloth and made to look equally
n iell as the most skillfully laun-
a. 4 linen. All dissatisfaction with
"cqiluloid" collars and cuffs can be
avoided by looking for the trade
mark, "Celluloid' stamped on the
inside Of every piece.