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Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02

The reader Of this paper will be pleased to
that science has been able to cure in oil its
stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being constitu-
tional disease. requires a constitutional treat
ment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly on the blood AMI mucous sur
faces of the system, thereby, destroying the
tient strength by building up tho constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have so much faith in its curative
powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars
FOR any case that it fails to cure. Send for list
OF testimonials. Address
F.J. CHENEY & Co, Toledo, o.
eScSnll by Drnroists T5c.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
Pulsometer.

A pulsometer has been invented
with which, it is claimed, it is possible
to tell to fraction the exact condition
of the heart beat. An electric pen
traces on prepared paper the ongoings,
halting and precise peregrinations OF
the blood, showing with the fidelity
of science the strength or weakness OF
the telltale pulse. This should, it Is
considered, he of special advantage to-
life insurance doctors, as we'll as to the
profession OF large.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
DISAPPOINTED IN SWITZERLAND.

He-"Been abroad, I understand?
Visited Switzerland? How did you
like it?''
Miss Biggleton (from Illinois)-"1
was disappointed in Switzeland-too
billy, you know; not bit like Chi
cago. New York Ledger.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
ting Runaway Accidents.

STA they have very effective
ana le way of preventing horses
from hning away, and such acci-
dents the czar's dominions are very
care. u thin cord, with running
moose around the horses neck at the
neck strap, with the other end within
easy reach of the driver, preferably
attached to the dashboard, is the re-
straining device. When horse bolts
he takes the bit in his teeth, and no
amount of strength or skill on the
part of the driver can check him, but
the moment the cord presses on his
windpipe, the horse stops, and with
'tgood horse sense" reconsiders his
original intention.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
TAXATION.

cat all events" said the sad-eyed
man, "the Government doesn't tax u
man when he takes out O poetic
license.
"It doesn't!' rejoined o fellow
bard. ''You forget the postage stamps. !"
Washington Star.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
STRICT OBEDIENCE.

Employer-"How did you break
that vase?"
Office Boy-I had it in my hand
when I heard your bell ring, and
dropped it. You told me yesterday
to drop everything and answer your
bell whenever you rang ,Harper's
Bazaar.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
A POOR RELATIONSHIP.

Maude--'Do you like Mr.. Din
widdie?"
Ethel-"Oh, yes, like him rela-
lively speaking"
Maud-"Relatively speaking! What
do you mean by that?"
Ethel-"You see. l promised to be
a sister to him.. New York Journal.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
Two ar n Birth.

In conjunction with the first appearance of
the infant, 1895, will te issued q new Almanac
relating to Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, pub
lished at Pittsburgh, by The Host etter Com
pany, in English, German, French, Welsh.
Norwegian, Swedish, Holland, Bohemian and
Spanish, and obtainable free Of oil druggists
and country dealers. Besides the matter
descriptive Of the Bitters, it will contain &C.
curate calendar and astronomical calcula-
tions, illustrations, jokes, verses, statistics
and other interesting matter.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
Rusty Leather Furniture,

Dealers say that leather covereti
furniture should never get rusty if y
is genuine, but dealers do not know iI
ali. Leather furniture does not get
rusty. To brighten it up rnb it briskly
with sponge wrung out of clean,
strong soapy water and dry rapidly ir
the sun. Then take flannel CLOTH
wet with coal oil, and rub the leather
briskly and long time. Leave in the
air for time, and the odor will soof
pass away.-Washington Star.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02

Miss MAYsoN-Did you register?
Miss Nuwoman-Cer ertainly not. The
clerk at the place of registration
wanted me to take off my hat to be
sworn, and there wasn't single look
ing-glass there that I could see to put
it on with. Chicago Record.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
JOY TURNED TO WOE.

Young Suburb (gloomily)-"1'm
afraid our straw.ride party will have
to be given up" =,
Friend-"My goodness! No team"
"We have team.
'sNo wagon?"
SCOT a wogon." !,
''No straw, perhaps?"
'Plenty of straw" !
'Then what's the matter?"
'No fish horns. Good News.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
HIS COMPOSITIONS.

"What is Cholly doing for living
now?"
writing"
'I didn't know he was literary"
CHE isn't. He writes home for re.
mittances. Washington Star.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
y =
CUT HIM DEAD.

Tom De Witt-'You didn't bow to
Mr.. Wyckoff."
Kitty Winslow-"Oh, all flesh is
grass, you know, and I thought that
particular piece of grass needed cut
ting. detroit Free Press.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02

The pleasant flavor, gentle action and soothing
effects of Syrup of Figs, when in need of lax
ative, and If the father or mother be costive Or
bilious, the most gratifying results follow its
use, so that it is the best family remedy known
and every family should have bottle,
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
The master wanted more but

table. The master wanted more but
ter"
Then she Redeemed up, giggled shy
ly, and, with downcast eyes continued
II am very glad, Herr Corporal, to
see you. 1t is a great HONOR" and
there she paused, smoothing down the
folds of her apron. She evidently ex-
pected me to soy something.
A sudden light broke on my bewild-
cred senses. I understand it all |!
The suppressed merriment in Feuer-
stacke had imagined my message was
for the maid-servant, and not for the
quality. Was I not serving as pri-
Tate soldier like himself? And was
not cook the object of his highest
alteration?
could have laughed aloudl The
old mad spirit of university days
rushed upon me-never even in those
Joyous wild times had met with such
rare adventure as this: never, on
my word of honor!
Glow very kind of you, dear. By
the way, what is your name?"
Hannah" she whispered, with
downcast eyes.
"What an adorable name! Han
nah." I quite forgot all about the
perils of my position and raised my
voice to its natural pitch. She cast
on me such an eloquent glance, i'm
ploring me without words not to let
"them," as she called the family, get
wind of my vicinity.
Now she glided gently hither and
thither, collecting and placing OF the
table all manner of dainty fragments
from the dinners of a week past, plac-
ing them in tempting confusion at my
disposal.
Again tho bell rang. Hannah WAS
wanted. She obeyed the call at once,
and presently returning placed before
me with conscience pride smoking
omelet, with fine herbs, seasoned with
bacon sauce.
Good Hannah What would she not
do for a corporal?
But fate was at hand. The sitting
room door opened-steps were heard
in the passage. In another instant
the kitchen would be invaded, but,
thanks to Hannah's promptitude, the
danger was aVerted. With immense
presence of rSAd she laid her great,
coarse hand OF my lips, blew out the
candles at one breath, opened the door,
closed it behind her, met her mistress
in the passage, and conveTsed quite
composedly with her about to-mor-
rows dinner.
sat motionless in the dark and
heard the whole "menu" gone through.
The cold snusages of which had just
been partaking were to be sent up for
the Herr Direkter's breakfast.
"Good night, my love. I am going
out"
1t was the voice of the worthy man
himself. His wife replied:
"Don't be late tonight. Where are
you going?"
$50 the Casino. They have roasted
crab and fresh maibohle there to-
night"
A pressure of the hand, kiss and
the Herr Direktor went downstairs.
The good housewife had ended her
consultation with the cook and re-
turned to the sitting-room. Only
Bello, the faithful companion of his
master-Bello, the black poodle
shifted uneasily at the kitchen door.
"Come, Bello, come here, sir"
called his master from halfway down
stairs. Bello did not como, lie shifted
still harder.
"Get away! will You?" said Han
her hands at him, and
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02

The Turkish Government is co1sid-
ering project for the extension OF
potato cultivation in Angora. land
devoted to this object is to be exempt
from taxation for five years.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
BY WAY OF REPROACH,

Wiggins-'That's shocking bad
hat you're wearing, Jones" f"
Jones-''Yes; 81 put it on to re-
mind my wife of the enormity of her
last milliner's bill. ."-Harper's Bazaar.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SKETCHES FROM
VARIOUS SOURCES.
Only Natures Journeyman-Mode
Authorship - Cut Him Dead
-Taxation-His Compo-
sition, Etc, Etc.

He said he was self.made man,
And 1 agreed this point upon;
You see, the more saw OF him..
The more I thought him badly done.
-Harper's Bazur.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02

DR.. Kilmer's SWAMP DOT cures
all Kidney and Bladder troubles.
Pamphlet and Consultation free.
Laboratory Binghamton, \. Y.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02

The official title Of the Chief Execu-
tive Officer of the United States is sim
ply "The President. There is no au,,
thority for the title "His Exoellency,'
applied to the Preaident.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
MODERN AUTHORSHIP.

Chubby tells me that his career as
literary man is practically ruined"
"Yes. His doctor has forbidden
his attending five o'clock teas. Chi
cago Record.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
AN NAGREEABLE MISTAKE

HEN I left the
University I had,
as in duty bound,
to 60 through my
course of military
service, and in
due time found
myself enrolled
as q soldier in IN
infantry regiment
then stationed at
the town OF Tor
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02

Piso's Cure for Consumption has no equal as
a Cough me6icine.-F. VI. ABBOTT, 3S3 Seneca
ST., Buffalo, \. Y, May Q, 1894.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02

Tells of Gre atlyIncreasedAppetit
ut affords me great pleasure to tell not only
the condition of my present health but also
hot 49, .
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02

Karl's Glover Root. the great blood purifier,
gives freshness and clearness to the complex
Ion and cures constipation, 25 cts, 80 cts, 81.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
A Child EnJ0ys

Maize has probably more enemies than any
other species Of grain.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
500 Reward. 500.

-.-Fhs tfaw Of is often Of far more value
than the grain. --
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
There Is Nothing

There Is Nothing
Just as Good" as Ripans Tabules for head
aches, biliousness and all disorders Of the
stomach and liver. One tabule gives relief.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02

1t is said that mules fed on corn that has
nc smut will lose their hoofS.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
Major General McCook and the Scout.

Several months ago General McCook
paid q visit to Santa Fe with some rail-.
way officials. On arriving at Santa
Fe his first inquiry was for one Lucian
Stewart. He was told that Stewart
was in the hospital, awaiting death
from old age.
''Then he may die tonight, and I
will see him first, the general quietly
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
fion, a!lays pain cures wind collie. Csc. O bottle
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
The BAKERS BILL

II afflicted with sore eyes use DR.. Isaac Thomp-
sons Eye-water. Druggists sell at 25c per bottle.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02

sway. The faithful anl-
z trotted downstairs. I
in, and began to think
rather too much of o
;hough- it was highly highly im,
. in the middle of O meal,
false position SO acutely
ID doing so without de-
was not so easy.
:ented that I had not
stice to her banquet,
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02
HER CONTRADICTORY NATURE.

$50 she told rc-' g..
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-01-02

= ~ 49, 49, AkSN
he went
was quicl
"Stewa
inquired
time extel
Stewart
minute, a.
erals han'
At last a
countenan
eyes, I re
young lie
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-24
Butte Department.

Northern Pacific at 1880 o'clock for Hell
ena, which city they viii visit to-day.
The visitors were greatly pleased with
their treatment in Butte and Anaconda.
and were greatly impressed with all that
they saw in the two. and they are anx-
ious to return the courtesies shown. as Is
shown by the following statement:
We. the members of the Burlington
excursion from the Black Hills, fully APP
preciating the great kindness shown us
by the representative business men of
Butte. and especially by Senator Mantle,
Hon. John Mcguire and other members
of the Silver Bow and Irish-American
clubs, do hereby return our thanks for
the marked and unusual courtesies
shown us. and we hereby extend them an
Invitation to return our visit. assuring
them that a welcome no less cordial than
they gave us will greet them on their ar
rival in the Black Hills.
y. r. Phelan. Chairman.
IN. X. Griggs. Secretary"
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-24
THEY'RE PLEASED.
Back HIIsrs Return Thanks and Extend
"a Cordial Inyitati7n.

from the Black Hits came up from Ana
conda last evening and left over the
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-24
CHURCH SERVICES TO-DAY.

Church services will be held In Butte
to-day as follows:
St. Johns Episcopal ehurch-S. c.
Blackiston, rector. Holly communion at
1880. Morning prayer and sermon at IL.
Evening prayer and sermon at 7:30. Sun
day school at 1890. 1t is expected that
the Rev. Mr.. Love from Helena Will de-
liver the sermon at the morning service.
Mountain View NJ. e. church-At II
o'clock, Enemies of the Truth and How
to Treat Them" At 7:30 o'clock, special
revival service. At 12:15. Sunday school.
Epworth league at $50. Junior league
Saturday at D. m. Special service each
ing excepted All invited. William Roll
Inns, pastor.
South Butte M. Il. church-The pastor,
the Rev. T. II. Hicks. will preach in the
morning at II O'Clock. Subject, Seeing
the Invisible" In the evening at 7:45
Subject, Adams Sin and Gods Grace"
Class meeting after the morning service.
Sunday school in the afternoon at 2
o'clock. Epworth league at tbs.
Meaderville-Sunday school at O'Clock.
At o'clock the Rev. T. III. Hicks will
preach. At 1880 the Epworth league will
meet. At o'clock preaching service.
Prayer meeting Monday evening at s
o'clock. All are cordially invited.
German Evangelical Lutheran church.
Hudtloff, pastor 607 Dakota street. Ser
vices to-day at 10:45 a. m. and 5 y. m.
Sunday school at 1850 p. m.
Services at the Scandinavian NJ. r.
church, corner Copper and Alaska
streets. to-day at the usual hours. A So
ciable will be given at the church next
Wednesday evening. All are welcome.
p. N. Melby. pastor.
Second Presbyterian church, East Mer-
curry street-Preaching at 7:30 p. m. Sub
ject, THE Secret of True Progress" sun
day school at ESQ p. m. All are cordially
invited. I. Newton Roberts, pastor.
First Baptist. church-Morning services
at II. Sunday school at 12:15. b. Y. p. u.
at $3.50. Evening services at $780, J. II.
Spencer pastor.
Preaching to-day at Centerville In the
Sons of st. Georges hall, by the pastor.
at II a. m. and 1880 p. m. Evening SER
vice includes some special features.
Walkerville services at the usual hours,
the pastor preaching at 3:15 and Brother
George Tippett at 1880.
First Presbyterian churchill. J. Groen-
eveld. pastor. Preaching at II a. m. SUM-
day school: Home school at lis, Ira
vonia at 2 and South Butte Union at 8
p. m. Endeavor meetings at and $3.50. In
the evening the congregation will attend
the mass meeting under the uspices of
the College of Montana at the Audito-
ruin. All are cordially invited.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-24
Notice.

hereby notify the public that / viii
not be responsible for any debts con-
s. II Ribbed
Letter ALL, Mont
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-24

For comfort and cleanliness us'
Sweetwater coal. Western Fuel Co. Tel
II and 80. ef
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-24

The show Is over. but the Inverness
green houses have plenty OF chrysan.
themums. order plants or blooms OF
Mrs. Knox
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-24

The Cash Clothing company sell
mems clothing cheaper than any house
I'm Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-24

One eight foot show case with coun
ter and wall case for sale at Fred Or
toms. Hamilton street.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-24

New Designs in Wall Paper ~
echatziein's, IL w. Broadway.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-24

For cord wood. sawed wood, or coal.
zee Grandey. Tel. efs. sol 5. Mont.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-24

The finest American beauty roses II
the city at ]. H. Mitchelps. 1877 Wesl
Park street.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-24

Huyier's hot chocolate served a
Morris. 76 w. Park.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-24

Send your orders for Sweetwater coal
to Western Fuel Co. TEL II and 80
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-24

For window glass call at Butte Art
Stained Glass Works. sc South Main.
The Columbus commercial. (Columbus, Miss.) 1893-1922, 1895-12-08
A Sure Sign.

The Clarion Ledger very aptly
says that the south is exciting the
envy of the rest of the country, and
that this is a sign of its prosperity.
The United States is too big a coun-
try and its Interests are too diverse
not to clash occasionally. Where
all the people of a nation are inter-
ested in the same products, indus
triszand manufactures the IRterest
of oLe portion IS the interest of all,
but 1t is not so with us. There are
many agricultural products and
mechanical Industries for which the
south IS better fitted than any other
section of the UUIon. There are also
many such industries which can be
conducted in the south alone; so
that this section not only possesses
Its peculiar productions and manu-
features, but offer superior advan-
tages for those which have been re-
garded as the especial province of
other parts OF the common country.
Social and political conditions in a
measure have been responsible for
the backwardness of the south in
taking her proper place as the Lead
ing SECTION of the Union in manu-
facturts ana agriculture, and this
draw back has Desn magnified and
perpetuated by a system of nnscru-
pulous and persistent mIsrepresen-
tation. "You can fool some of the
people all the time, and all the peo-
pie some of the time; but you can't
fool all the people all the time"
Some OF the people have been awake
to the fact that they have been fool
ed tor a good while; and all the peo-
pie are waking up very fast. II is
an ungenerous spirit that will felici-
tate Itself upon fortune gained at
the expense of others; but the
wealth and prosperity Of other sec
tions of this country have so long
been maintained at the expense of
the south that it is human nature to
rejolc and triumph mildly at the
turning of the tide.-GreenvIlle
Times.
The Columbus commercial. (Columbus, Miss.) 1893-1922, 1895-12-08
A PROTECTIVE UNION
osanIzsd BY the Members of the
Farmers Alliance.

WINONA, MISS, Dec. 5-The State
Farmers Alliance, which met at
this place Tuesday, adjourned last
evening. Capt. j. H. Jamison, Of
Noxubee county presided. About
ten counties we're represented.
The most important business
transacted was the organization Of
a Protective Union" the purpose Of
which is strictly business. The new
organization, II successful, will prac-
tically absorb the alliance 1t states
explicitly in its constitution that Il
istneisher political nor partisan,
and thatany member found guilty
Of trying to use the order to further
political or partisan purposes, will
be expelled from the union. All
members of the alliance Will be
members of the union, butit is not
restricted to alliance members,
country merchants (retailers) being
eligible to membership.
The purposes Of the union will be
to take measures to purchase goods
and supplies from manufacturers, to
promote and encourage immigra-
tion, and to look after the general
financial interests of its members
as we'll as the material welfare and
development of the State. The fol-
lowing officers were elected; J. H..
Jamison, president; }. a. Kinney,
vice-president; B. G. West, general
manager; Oscar Butler, secretary; /;
A. S. Kyle, treasurer. An executive
board was also selected. Fully half
Of the officers Of the union are true
Democrats, while the others are Pop
ulists, but political matters can not
be discussed.
The Columbus commercial. (Columbus, Miss.) 1893-1922, 1895-12-08

THE Chicago Inter Ocean men-
tIons SPANS recognition Of the
Southern Confedracy as a reason
why the United States should rec
Ognize the Cuban insurgents. The
cases are not parallel. The South
ern Confedracy was organized, 1t
held possession Of a large part Of the
country. 1t had an established gov
ernment, complete in every depart
ment. It had an army and a navy
1t fought and won pitched battles.
The Cuban insurgents are simply
keeping up a guerrilla, bushwhack-
ing war, have no navy, no impOr-
tant town, no government, no civil
authorities, no law-COmmercial
Appeal.