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Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-01-25

by DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery,
even after the disease has progressed So
far as to induce repeated bleedings from
the lungs, severe lingering cough with
copious expectoration (including tubercu-
lar matter), great loss of flesh and extreme
emaciation and weakness.
Do you doubt that hundreds of such cases
reported to us as cured by Golden Med
1cal Discovery were genuine cases of that
dread and fatal disease? You need nottake
our word for it. They have, in nearly every
instance, been so pronounced by the best
and most experienced home physicians,
who have no interest whatever in mis-
representing them, and who were often
strongly prejudiced and advised against
trial of Golden Medical Discovery. {"
but who have been forced to confess that
It surpasses, i'll curative power over this
fatal malady, all other medicines with
which they are acquainted. Nasty cod
liver oil and its filthy emulsions" and
mixtures, had been tried III nearly all these
cases and had either utterly failed TO bene-
mt, or had only seemed to benefit little for
a short time. Extract of malt whiskey,
and various preparations of the hypophos-
phltes had also been faithfully tried i'll vain.
The photographs of a large number of
those cured of consumption, bronchitis,
lingering coughs, asthma, chronic nasal
catarrh and kindred maladies have been
skillfully reproduced in a book of 100
pages which will be mailed to you OH re-
ceipt of address and six cents III stamps.
You can then write those cured and learn
their experience. AddressWoRLD s DIsPEN-
sARY MEDICAL AssocIA ION. Buffalo. NY.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-01-25
THE MArRlAoe MARKET.
Prices Are Fair or Gilt Edge Stock, but
dob Lots Are Cheap.

Prices Are Fair or Gilt Edge Stock, but
job Lots Are Cheap.
II is too early in the season 10 predict
what the prospect for business in the
matrimonial market will be. Dealers
arc carrying Over large stocks from last
year, and the reproduction of debu.
tantes and the Importation OF foreign
fascinators may ave depressing effect
upon the market. Dealers are anxious
20 realize, but the market continues
firm, with an upward tendency.
Prim, first class, country bred win.
nors arc at a pr MUM. Last seasons .
society whirlers ne below par There
is a better fec ng in rosebuds, and
prices 10 foreign noblemen are phenom,
enally low, hers-in-law, after hay-
ing touched bot lm figures, Al, are 70.
yiying and arc quoted at ssl6, mid,
ding 49, good G. linary 81, II is conf
IDENTIFY prediote bat before the fiscal
year ends moth ,-in law viii go TO ia
unless uufoTes complications arise
calculated 90 b. tho market Fathers
in-laW arc eXtT ely dull. small broth
e'a fpd no mm ;, and maiden aunts
I, @ not listed ilt edged orphans ara
scarce ard but Offering Tho stock
o. hand oct J ", ~ good matohes
among tho mer TOO small 10 note IN
d sworn 10 stat ut Of effects aud lia,
biliiios Wac gt0n Post
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-01-25
AN UNcANNY PHOTOGRAPH.
A Newly Welded Couples Picture Marred
by a GhostlY Intruder.

ny OhOStly
The people of Elma, bustling, live
ly town in the upper part of Chehalis
county, are mystified over a photo
graph. Last Tuesday afternoon Major
Rogers and wife entered the gallery of
! H. B. Merriweather of that city and
had their pictures taken. On removing
the plate the artist noticed that the pic
ture was not perfect, and throwing the
plate into the bath took another, which
was very good likeness of the old ma
jor and his bride. They have been mar
ried less than three months and are
each on the shady side of 80.
Mrs. Rogers called Wednesday for a
proof and expressed desire to see the
first plate On holding the plate up to
the light the photographer saw three
figures, one man appearing between
the major and Mrs. Rogers.
Handing it to the lady, she glanced at
it and went into Mysteries, exclaiming,
'It is -" Cher first husband). She
begged the artist to say nothing about
it, as it would scare the major to death,
but in some way the matter became
known and soon spread over the town,
nearly every one calling at the Office to
see the negative. Mr. Merriweather
claims the plato was taken from a new
box and had net been exposed.
Mrs. Rogers it is said, is q medium
of note. She is from the east and has
lived in Elma nbout two months. The
figure is distinct, both in form and fea-
tire, and stands out apparently ahead
of the major and Mrs. Rogers. -Aber
deem wash Ger. Portland Oregonian.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-01-25

Tho fact b lefully suppressed ~
tho English pg' that Yisoonnt Drum
lanrg the eld son " the Marquis a
gpeensheqy, Al 70 death Nes apn0unor
ed last week, lpiii1d Suicide Thg
yopRg man Wf feaenily engaged, aad
ihe annQpneg uf caused Two Other
women win whom he bad relations q
threaten hlm lho young man blow hil
hraiRa 0pf ~ aa
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-01-25
roDAY's MARKETS.
Prices Current by Telegraph-Local
Anu Portland Quotations.

Prices Current by telegraph Local
Anu PORTLAND Quotations.
SALEM, January 22, 4p. m.-Office
DAILY CAPITAL JOURNAL. Quota
tious for day and up to hour Of going to
press were rs follows:
sA lem PRODUCE MARKET.
BUTCHER STOCK.
Veals-dressed a cts.
Hogs-dressed Al.
Live cattle-l492c.
Sbeep--alive $l.25Sl.50.
MILL PRICES.
Salem Milling Co. quotes: Flour
in W / oil 4sale lots 1925. Retail $3.50.
Biqn $1l bulk, $3.50 sacked. Shorts $l2
@l3. chop FEED Sl4 and SIS.
WHEAT.
SO cents per bushel.
HAY AND GRAIN.
Oats-20@224c.
Hay-Baied, old $7@s; new chea,
S6@6.50; new timothy $500
FARM PRODUCTS.
Wool-Best, 10c.
Hops-Btst, tu &c.
Eggs-In trade, 25c.
Butter Best dairy, 1920 fancy
creamery, 25c.
Cheese.-l0 10 Is cts.
Farm smoked meats-BacOnl To-
hams, IL; shoulders, z.
Po' atoes-25c.
OniOns-2 cents
FRUITS.
Apples soc bu.
Pears-In trade, 25c bu.
LIVE POULTRY.
rouItTy-Hens, &c; roosters not
wanted; old ducks not wanted; young
.u,k z; young chickens, &c.
Turkeys. SC.
PORTLAND QUOTATIONS.
Grain, Feed, etc.
Flour-Portland, $40; Walla Walla,
81 IS; graham, $2.15; superfine, $500
oats-White, 25@2sc; milling 20@
$5.75@6.OO; barrels, $6O0@6.25; cases,
1915.
Potatoes-4c@45c per sacK; sweet, &c
per Id.
Hay-Good 5000 per ton.
Wool-valley, 8@1Oc.
Millstuffs-Bran, $13.50;shorts, $3.50;
chop feeds per ton; chicken wheat.
75c per GENITAL.
Hops--Dull, 4@7c.
Hides-green, salted, 80 lbs. 3lc. un-
NOA w AOc'1 %N9OCi ShCOP 1ONoDOOCs
DAIRY PRODUCE.
Butter-Oregon fancy creamery, 25@
272c; fancy dairy, ,20@223c; fair to good,
15@173c; common, 124c.s
Cheese Oregon l0@11c per pound;
Young American, l1@l24c; Swiss imp,
28@30c; DOM, 14@l8c.
Eggs-Oregon, 25c Per dozen.
Poultry Chickens, $2.50(93 90 er
dozen; ducks, $4O0@5; geese,$7; tur-
keys, dressed, 10c.
Beef-Topsteers,23@2 Soc per lb; fair
10 good steers, 2@2fc; cows, 13c@2c;
dressed beet, f,34@44c
Mutton-Best sheep,$z@2.10; choice
ewes, 81. 1.50@1.55.
Hogs Choice, heavy, I$3.60@9.75,
light and feeders, ,$4; dressed, 43c per ID.
Veal-Small, choice, &c; large, e,3@44c
per pound.
SAN FRANCISCO MARKET.
Wool: Oregon Eastern choice, $50
l0c; do inferior, 5@6c; do valley, 100
l2c.
Hops-Quotable at SOS.
Potatoes-Early Rose, 35@45c in
sacks; Burbanks, 30@5Oc per sack.
Milling, $l@l.l24.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-01-25
Mexican
Mustang
Linirnent

lOT
Burns,
Caked s. InfIamed Udders.
Piles,
Rheumatic Pains,
Bruises and Strains,
Running Sores,
Inflammations,
Stiff joints,
Harness G. Saddle Sores,
Sciatica,
LumbagOs
Scalds,
Blisters,
Insect Bites,
All Cattle Ailments,
All Horse Ailments,
All Sheep Ailments,
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-01-25
THE ONWARD nARcH

of Consumption Is
stopped short by DIR.
Pierce's Golden Med
ical Di scovery. If
you haven't waited
b e yond reason,
there's complete re-
covery and cure.
Although by many
believed to be incur
able, there is the
evidence of hundreds
of living witnesses to
the fact that, in all
its earlier stages, con-
sumption is a durable
disease. Hot every
case, but a large per-
eenfage of cases, and
we believe, fully 90
nor cont. aea Cttrad
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-01-25

Malaiapi essp li hN lWk p.nni
~ 0ue M ihU laNgWH nupsHHfa iNs
az eslp dnuNnF ile dihHtNeas lf'
tssen $50 salnniil9 aplliaiNff hN A
M hsd nulaAed, ihp l9lsg sslq ~ hlH'l
Nos, NJ lpN VIZ F'fsfs liil
us shsl y fAa dinaisNef fNp la4i.l
n : saiA, lssp'l ~ 4grsea lfl rhf'
hsNHs
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-01-25

II fhe lady $40 bFinsa spii lqg aain
egrs egainsf boz paFineg lH waltz 10
whose elpasip she aliuhpifs 4 hsplan
legi Nlpf hll no lanGng oganls hare,
eNpF Hill haYp he fugplsled 8ilA !
llaNs fHW a. agurl ly 40 laag
Aplaips hrl psl . harmless NJ rase n
sealaeNi 49, llHnfenW
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-01-25
The Worlds Pair

Can not remain such without the
blooming look and Tadient complexion
which health alone impaTts. Parks
Tea,b clearing the blood OF impurities,
makes the complexion regain the hut
OF youth, Sold by Lunn a Brooks,
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-01-25

quickly. Over 1000 private endorsements.
PrematureneSs means impotency in The first
stage 1t is g symptom of seminal weakness
and barrennesS. 1t can be stopped in 20 days
by the use o Hudyap.
The new discovery was made by the Special
lists ofthe old famous Hudson Medical Institute.
1t 10 the strongest vializer made. 1t is very
powerful, but harmless. Sold for $1.00 a pack
age orc packages for $500 (plain sealed boxes)
Written guarantee giveil for a cure If you buy
six boxes and are not entirely cured, six more
will be sent to you free ofall charges.
Send for circulars and testimonials Address
HUDSON MEDICAL INSTITUTE,
Junction stockton, Market a. Ellis Sts
San francisco, Cal.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-01-25
SKELETON MARKET.
UNCLE SAM is THE CHAMPION BONE
COLLECTOR OF THE WORLD.

specimens From the Lowest Fishes to the
HoInnn Species Found In the National
Nuseum-Bones Used as Fertilizers-Mar-
iStt Value of Skeletons.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-01-25
FORCED TO TAKE A TITLE.
It's Acquisition Forbidden by
Law.
CONTRARY 10 The CONSTITUTION.
How 1t Has Been Fastened
on a Newspaper.

dCqutSlOlOll vi UlUl0S.
In the far west not much
respect is paid to titles.
Neatly every man is a "Col-
onel." or an Honorable"
1t is so little thought OF
that many men prefer to be
called plain John Smith, Til
Ford, 10 Simon.
But titles are sometimes con-
ferred by accident, and become
a really good handle to catch
hold of. In that case the peo-
pie catch on and use the handle
right freely aid properly.
A CURIOUS CASE.
A stack of letters is received
at this office in every mail and
while many of them are printed
in large letters "The One Cent
Daily, Salem Oregon, a great
many are written and there is a
great variety of ways of writ
ing it. Here are some of the
forms:
81 ct. ~, Salem, Or"
"1ct. DAILY, Salem, Or"
GONE CENT DAILY, Salem,
Or"
"THE ONE CENT DAILY, Sa-
lem, Or"
"THE ONE CENT DAILY JOUR-
AMI, Salem, Or"
"THE GREAT ONE CENT
DAILY JOURNAL, Salem, Or"
CHE HONORABLE ONE CENT
DAILY JOURNAL, Salem, Or"
That's q queer title for a
newspaper to get isn't it?
A bout the last on earth, any
one would think of |
"THE HONORABLEf
Just think that over, what it
means in connection with jour
nalism.
Honorable with itself.
Honorable with the people.
Honorable with it's readers.
Honorable in it's politics.
Honorable with it's contem-
poraries.
Honorable in all it's dealings.
Honorable towards other
communities.
Honorable towards every
human being.
That's what a newspaper
should be.
Perhaps Z
Perhaps what Z
Perhaps this is all a lie.
Maybe it is.
But the people keep on ad-
dressing their letters
HON, ONE CENT DAILY,
Salem, Or
In every mail come orders
with the money, IL is true
the amounts are small But
they aggregate enough 10 pay
our paper bills, 10 pay Mrs, |
Jones her rent, 10 pay our em,
ployes, 10 pay the Water Com
papy for power 10 run ouT press,
10 pay the Electric light Go, |
for lights in the office, 10 pay
for ink, to pay tho cabbage |
head editor who worries thel |
Statesman and Oregopian 50,
We don't know what would be-
'Vlile ~ lielil " va llAd lehl
i've editions like they'ye got, ip
stead ~ just q Gommop dutch
labbage head,
1891 ihe orders keep coming
.or Tpf OsE GrRg DAnE
10 cents ln silver tOT 4
month
% eepts ip silver for two
500 ip silyer fr l2l daya
~ nQi send stamps
WE eap'i stop ihbm sendipgl
D ihe 0rdeIa,
liut VA een apd NJ siop IHf
lbf pfsr Dam Whep ygu
ime y 0pi NJ papem segi
'pl shai you pay iol
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-01-09

When Count Taleki and Lieut. Won Hob
mel We're on their long and dangerous eX-
petition into Eastern Africa they had
with them pet monkey. Hamis, who al
forded them endless amusement and also,
as IS the way with all such pets, proved
a frequent trial TO their patience one
OF his most annoying exploits is thus mar
rated by Lieut.. Won HOhnel.
An eagle. attracted by the ape. who
was playing in a tree under which the
counts tent was pitched. swoOped down
and settled upon a branch without d sign
danger he was i'm, was for plucking a
feather or two out OF the visitors wing,
treating him as he was in the habit OF
rating the fowls We sometimes had IN
camp.
Count Teleki seized a gun. however.
and a shot brought down the would-be
tn ef.
AS usual. Hamis repaid us by ingrati-
tube. The eagle was no sooner dead and
deprived of his beautiful long wing fsath-
ers than the ape was down from his perch
intent upon mischief.
lie had "A good look al his dead enemy
as he did at everything new or strange
and then hoped into his masters tent
and seized what was perhaps for the mo-
ment that masters creates treasure, his
last bit of soap.
The count saw him and shouted. Leave
that alone but too late. Hamis was q,
the TOP Of the tree again, with the pre-
cious soap in his teeth. We called him
by all the ende3ring names we could
think of, hoping to eutiCe him away from
the branch he had CHOSEN, which over
hung the brook but all in vain
Not fancying the taste of the soap, he
dropped it into the water, and it was
hopelessly lost. The brown flood bore
it away, although half a dozen negroes
diVed for II FOR long time
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-01-09
PAERsoNL.


". Zemp. recently elected president Of
the Swiss coufederacy by tho federal as
sembly + me nrst ultramontane Who has
ever held the ONCE The vice president Is
a radical
Prince Bismarck correSpon fence. both
political and nOn-pOliricaL VIII be pub
lsEea. Continental papers saw. by a Stutt-
gart nrm under the editorship Of Herr
Ritter Won Poschiuger.
Mr. and Mrs. Gladstone VIII probably
spend some time during the winter ar
Of Lord and Lady Rendel al the Chateau
de Thorene. which is one of the finest
villas on the Riviera.
Oscar Wilde, who has long been credi-
Carnation.' denies It emphaucally and
IT now transpires that IL is the work Of
an inconnu a Mr.. Hitchins, who is
sort Of literary meteor.
The man who has been longest in the
civil service of the government is Isaac
Hassett acting assistant dOorkeeper Of
the United states Senate. Sixty-three
years ago Daniel Webster had Bassett ap-
pointed a Senate page.
John y. Rockefeller Is a matter Of some
concern TO the local collector Of internal
reevnue ct Cleveland. The governmen;
agent expects TO get sl73.s20 worth OF i'm
come tax out OF Mr.. Rockefeller on an
assessable fortune of $S,696,0J.
The novelist B. L. Farjeon is of all the
Dickens school. the one who follows most
journalist in New Zealand. but an en-
couraging letter from Charles Dickens
Induced him 10 return to England, where
ne has produced twenty novels.
Foreign papers say that the report that
Mile. Helene Nacarescu. whose broken en-
gagement with the Grown Prince Of Rou-
mania attracted worldwide attention. had
been married is erroneous. IL seems that
u was her cousin, the daughter Of the
Court Marshal T. Nacarescu, VINO became
the wife of Paul Catargi.
Col. John T. Crisp of Missouri rode
through Virginia not long ago. A. the
shades of night drew on. he turned 10
Gov. Stone of Missouri. who was with
him. and asked: rs it possible we demo-
Gratis of the west fought four Years TO
keep The yankees from taking posses
sion of such "a country as this2 Why
didn't we Jet them have II and be blarked'
DR.. Austin Waddeu. the great Buda-
hist scholar who has been working i'm
Nepau ard Thibet in order to carry on
his studies, purchased Lamaist temple
with all it's fittings. He then persuaded
the priests who went with the temple TO
explain each detail of the ritual and its
meaning, and so possessed himself of in
valuable Oriental lore. The priests We're
obhging enough to convince themselves
that he was a Buddhist reincaruation, so
they hindered him in nothing.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-01-09
THE MORNING NEWS: WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 9, 1895

The Wild west IS holding up Its hands
in establishment az the wickedness Of
Cherokee B.l. lately member OF the
Cook gang Of outlaws. This interesting
parsonage has in his veins the blood Of
the Kansas uegro and the creek and Cher
okee Indians. lis mother was black.
and his father half Creek and Cherokee
lie has killed four men within twelve
months. while the records Of his thievery
can never be written. He is always
stealing. and has been az f. all his life.
BIZ boasts that he is living up TO his
blood
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-01-09
BRIGHT BITS.

q don't belong to any of those good
government clubs soliloquized the police
men, but one of them belongs 10 me-
Then he sauntered up the alley and whack-
ed hcodlum over the head with Tx
change.
First Doll-What did you get for Christ
mas? ] got a lovely little girl with blue
Second DOLL got a little girl. too. but I
don't think much of her. She squints.-
Chicago Record.
for insomnia? l haven't closed my eyes
for five nights.
Colonel-You want to have boxing
ma tch. The first time I tried it. renem-
Tit-Bits.
Jones-"My wife prefers linen sheets
and prefer cotton"
Robinson How do YOU MANAGE
JOnes"Oh. we compromise"
Robinson-"How' that"
Jones-"W Well, we-er-comprOmis on
cotton. Life.
EFF dar warn't some charity fob human
defecks," said Uncle Eben, dab couldn' I
be much self-esteem Washington Star.
An amateur editor has just made a for
tune 10y his pen. His father died of grief
after reading one of his leading articles
and left him 5000 pOunds.-Tid Bits.
Slobbs-Did YOU hear how Wigwag at
tempted to console that unsuccessful
auburn-haired author?
RlObbs-NO; lets hear il.
Slobbs-fe told him that there was some
consolation in the fact that even if his
books wasn't read, his hair was.-Philadel-
phia Record
There is a great deal of sin in this
world said the man who was doing reli-
gious work wherever he could, "a great
deal of sin"
There may be" replied the New York
policeman, distantlv. but beg to assure
you that l know nothing whatever about
it."-Chicago Record.
Prof Won Lenbach, who has painted so
many portraits of Bismarck. is now finish
ms one of the new chancellor, Prince Won
Hoheniohe.
This passage" said the publisher to
the great author, seems ambiguous to
me What do you mean by it, II don't
know" replied the great author. Il left
il there for the commentators to work
over when IN dead. Washington Star.
Look at this thermometer" said the
angry purchaser. The weather has
changed from warm 20 freezin'. and this
machine hasn't registered a change OF
five degrees"
"Url-let me Sec" said the dealer. ooh.
yes-look at the trade mark. That Their
mometers all right You'u observe that
it was made in Philadelphia. and the
quicksilver is little slow In dropping TO
the temperature. It's all right. ] assure
you-sood day" And he turned 70 wait
on the next custouer.-Washingto Star.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-01-09
Asto TriptoloRy.

Horace Walpoie humorOusly described
as ''trptOlOgy" George Ills habit Of re-
peaung three times any remark ne might
make. Il was emphatic thinking aloud.
and the author OF Gossip of the Century
gives This instance OF the 'tripolOglcsll'
habit The king was very fond OF the
" ED family and frequently stayed at
LulWorth castle. their family seat. one
daughter ~ the house. q handsome Wo-
man. danced 70 gracefully that the king ex-
pressed aloud his admiral ton IN the char
aete-is-lc t0rm-
Fine woman. fine woman. fiDe woman .
Dances well. dances well. dances Well-'
The habit ran in the ROYAL family. and
his son. the Duke OF Cambridge. inherited
r.. The duke attended church sunday
bic tone. ana with three-foll reqititi0n.
mis- appreciation of the services and Opin-
ion of the sermon. on one occasion the
o-1c-etlng clergyman pronounced the ex-
LortatI0u. Let Us pray"
AYE, TO be sure. why ncte Let us
pray. Ter rs pray. let Us pray repeated
The duke from his pew.
on another occasion. when the ten CON-
mandEleu-s were beng read. the duke
thus empha tiCally indOrse1 The eighth
Steal. OF course not Mustn steal,
mustn't steal, mustn't steal-'
William " did not inherit his father
'triptolOgy.' but when any question was
brought before him on which he was not
prepared 70 express an opinion he would
say That's another matter"
on his deathDed. watching through an
open window the sun sinking below the
horizon. he said rehectively 70 the arch
bishop of Canterbury. who stood near.
All. my friend, / shall not see another
sunset"
I'VE don't know that. sire" answered
the prelate. and I pray heartily that
your majesty may see many more
That's another matter replied the
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-01-09
Vanderbilt Short on Music.

Cornelius Vanderbilt and Chauncey NJ.
Depew once addressed the seventh an
nual conference of the railroad depart
ment of the Young Mems Christian AS
ISOLATION in the railroad building, at
Forty-eighth street and Madison avenue,
says an exchange. Mr.. Vanderbilt pre-
sided ana Mr.. Depew sat just at his left.
There was a violin solo on the pro-
gramne by Miss MargUaritha Rusmus-
sen, an extremely pretty girl and an &C
complished Violinist, and to Mr.. Wander
bilt fell tho duty of introducing her This
he did with all the grace of a presenta-
ton at the Patriarchs ball, but he then
made the mistake of attempting to turn
her music.
The selection which was Beriot's
scheme de Ballet" went all right until
the fair performer had almost ended the
first page. Either he was unfanl az
with the Scheme de Ballet" or absent
minded. The bow squeaked pathetiCaly
ross the strings and the girl looked
frightened. Then she glared Indignantly
at Mr.. Vanderbilt and flushed crimson
ard turned the page spasmodically.
There was smooth interval then until
the end OF the third page was reached.
Mr.. Vanderbilt looked distracted and
didn't turn. DIT. Depew smiled seraphic-
ally and the solo came 20 an abrupt stop
Everybody laughed and applauded and
Or. Depew never lost his smile When
the solo was resumed Miss Rasmusse ser
turned her own pages and Mr.. Wander
biit sat down lOokin self-coasc;ous and
uncomfortable.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-01-09

ct have an item for the reporters" he
said. as he entered police headquarters at
midnight, according TO the Detroit Free
Press.
None Of them here just now" replied
the sergeant. but I'll take il down"
AN right Begin by writing down that
a respectable citizen was last night MAX
ing his way hOmeWard."
YES"
"The stars were more or less obscured
and the moon shone htfully."
- have it,
He was within three blocks of his
dOmicile when he was suddenly accosted
by a strange man, who sprang out of an
alley"
Go on"
"The desperate demanded the citizens
money or his life and as he spoke he -four
ished a club in the air The citizen is a
man of nerve and courage, but being
taken at a disadvantage he handed over
his purse"
Il see.
THE purse contained only cents but
what the citizen complains of is the prin-
ciple of the thing. He would respectfully
but firmly ask"
Yes, ! know"
YOU know what he would ask -
Certainly He wants to ask. Where
were the police" The police were some
where else. of course. Sorry they weren't
there but l can't help II. Good night, my
friend"
Guardian of the peace of the sover-
eign people good night" replied the man,
as he bUttoned his coat and walked out
like a crOwbar provided with legs.