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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-05-02

ny yIRTTRE Of power OF sale contained
Is In q mortgage from Johann III. Fries.
late Of Annapolis. Maryland, now deceased. 70
the Annapolis savings Institution, dated the
18th day OF March. lss4. and recordeo among
the Land Records OF Anne Arundel County.
in I.iber 5. II No ~. Folio 3ol and at the
eDeeiaI instance and request OF the sole de-
xfs.aa 81 the said Fries. will offer 10 public
sele at the Court House door in the city OF
Annapolis, Maryland ON
SATURDAY, the 4th day OF May, 'o5,
At II.3o O'CLOCK \ NJ.
All that I.Ol OF GROUND situate ON Hanover
stree. in the City OF Annapolis which Is de-
sf.rihed in a decd from Louisa ShJourdan ana
husband 70 the said Fries. dated the ETH day
Of April. lssc3. - III No n Folio 80 improves
IN j FRAME DWELLING HOUSE. The said
lot fronts twenty-seyen feet two inches on
Hanover street and has UNIFORM ueptn OF
thirty seven feet three inches
TERMS OF SALE: Cash on ratification OF
sale.
A deposet of one hundred collars will be re-
quired on day OF sale
JAMES NJ. MCNROE.
Attorney named in the Mortgage
WILLIAM r. MINNIcK. Auctioneer. all
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fsfE a practice o. tftnN
Eve year,. have con
seHted 70 prepare al, ,'
supply 70 you this n ~.
rivaled remedy Tor re-
male lrreEul afI 81
TIE cllrsax Of meeical
chemistry attalne.
IDr. Burt lIards
Reriosltcni Pills. ~ =.
,-r known medl-
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STATEMENT SHOWING THE CONDITION
Of the NATIONAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY,
OF MONTPELIER, YER,

IL
ASSETS.
Value of real estate and ground
rents owned by the Company
t sss aanouns " ............... s,l2I 20
Loans on bond and mortgage-..... 4,4Sl,oN ~
Stocks and bonds absolutely OWL
e ee, y 'ne oon.pas arouse 90
Amount of all loans except mort
gages) secured by stocks, bonds
and other securities hypothcat-
ed TO the Company for cash act
uaIly loaned by the Company l,O05J14 ~
in bends anu uf other securities 27a24o ~
Cash in iCompany's principal OF
nee and belonging 10 the Com -
pany deposited in bank. ...----.. ISIS %
f rolection uue anu - lsassl -
Premium notes in force............... 2257.259 05
Total Admitted Assets.............. $ll.0lo57s 10
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1895-05-02
Total Admitted Assets............... $ll,Oio.5Ts
ASS ETS NOT ADMITTED.
Agents ledger balances. 1912 81

Surnr,s as regards policyholders $2O76.7ol
lrots,i Income .............. 2g8l.322 so
Total xpenditures................ l,eoI,tlo 70
30 1s6 policies in force in United -
States on 31st December. 1884,. 64,Ss5,s1O W
iiS Su RgInrl the w year is L. scSCO 90
Premiums received on Maryland :.
business in 1894 u,l45 50
Losses paid in Maryland during
&NOAASs
Losses incurred in Maryland dur
ing 1884 --.. NNOAA0s
STATE OF MARYLAND. INSU RANCE
DEPARTM ENT. COMMISSfONER'SOFFi
ANNAPOLIS. MARCH 7TH, lSe5.-ln COM
pliance with the Code of Public Gdneral Laws.
/ hereby certify that the above is a true abb
stract from the statement of the NATIONAL
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY. of Montpel-
ier Yer, 10 December 3lst, 1894, now on ME in
this Department. I. FREEMAN RASlN. In-
surance Commissioner. alS
NJ. II. GOODRICH, General Agent,
MARYLAND AND DISTRICT OF OOLUM-
BTA. ROOMS 308. 80. So,
MERCHANTS NATIONAL RANK BLDG,
Cor. South and Water Sts-. Baltimore, Nd
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09

To Writhe Upon a He'd Of Agony
Is what the people troubled with rheum-
attic symptoms can fairly expect, if they
take no efficient means to check the
rapidly growing malady which, it should
never be forgotten, has tendency to at
tack the heart and terminate life. The
testimony, public and professional, is
overwhelmingly and concurrent that
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is both a
sovereign preventive and curative Of
rheumatism. It completely expurgates
from the blood the acrid principle whieh,
attacking the tissues surrounding the
joints and muscles, cause such exquisite
pain. The Bitters promotes the action of
the kidneys, bladder, and bowels, and reme-
dies malaria, nervousness and debility.
1t also induces appetite and sound re-
pose, hastens commissioners after ex-
hausting maladies, and mitigstes the in
frmities of age. Take it daily at regular
intervals, and confidently expect the best
results.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09
THE NEW ARABIAN NIGHTS.
How the Caliph Provided For the Illness
Of the Public ExecutiOner.

How the Caliph Provided For the Illness
of the Public Executioner.
"Giafar''
Eyes, sire,' responded the grand vizier,
with most humble salaam.
II sentenced number of malefactors
to death yesterday, did 1 not?"
"Allah's most glorious representative
on earth was pleased to order the extermi-
nation of two and twenty Christian dogs
yes, sire," murnurs Giafar, with another
waist movement salaam.
"And have my orders and the Christian
dogs been executed" queried the caliph.
"Alas sire, the public executioner lies
at the point Of DEATH
'Now, by the beard Of the prophet,
testify observed the caliph, "the public
executioner is developing symptoms OF
pantataism. 1t is the public executioner's
duty to stand at the point of death, not to
lie. Bid him bring his scimiter and re-
port for duty forthwith in the courtyard
"Alas, sire, Mohammed's most worthy
understudy does not grasp his servants
meaning. The public executioner groans
in WEAKNESS of spirit and lies i'll unto
death. Already at the Office Of The Mus
sulman's Delight his obituary stands pre-
pared upon the galleys."
"Giafar, did our serene mightiness I'M
derstand you to say two and twenty Chris
tian dogs await death?'
"Two and twenty, commander of the
faithful"
"Let them be assembled in the court
yard at once, and-stay, Giafar!"
eyes, SIRE
"Bid the court BARRIERS assemble and
shave the heads of the condemned
"The child of the prophet speaks, and
his servants obey"
"This being done, Giafar, you will sep
arate this band of Christian dogs into two
sections, consisting of II men in each.
Give them copy of the Rugby rules with
the latest approved American college hon.
icidal amendments, and bid them play
football to finish"
"Justice and equity lie ever in the heart
of Mohammeds favorite son, said Giafar
with shudder.
See that the gates are securely locked
Giafar, and leave these dogs to their fate
After the muezzin has called the faithful
to evening prayer bid the mutes remove
the dead and cast them over the outer wall
To those who survive, If any there be, you
WILL cause 10 Do feaO teCnnlcal STORY OF
the game written by one Of the ladies Of
the harem. Death will speedily ensue'
Ellis elevated calmness has spoken, and
his will is law unto his servants, of
whom Giafar is the least. Allah be prais-
ed!' said the grand vizier moving from
the caliph's presence with another series
Of graceful salaams.
"Public executioners may come and
CO." soliloquized the caliph, "but good
government club will never be needed in
Bagdad while my thinking apparatus
clings to Its trolley. Allah is great and
Mohammed is his prophet, but 1 cannot
refrain from remarking incidentally that
Haroun al Raschid, caliph of Bagdad, is
considerable of q peach himself New
York World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09
Business.

just as the surly man had for the TWEEN.
tieth time repulsed the life insurance
agent brick scow collided with the ferry.
boat, and the passengers were thrown into
the water.
"Can you swimY' asked the agent,
maintaining finger in his victims but
tonhole.
"N-no," spluttered the surly man,
wildly beating the water. ooh, save mol"
"Promise to try one Of our Is year non.
slippable tontine policies, demanded the
agent.
"I-I PROMISE" gurgled the surly man
as he was sinking for the last time.
And inside of two minutes the agent
had him on the wharf and was filling out
an application. York Recorder.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09

Mr.. @. G. Strong, principal of the pub
lie schools at Anderson, CAL, says: II
have used Chamberla,n's Pain Balm and
have found it an excellent remedy for
lameness and slight wounds"
Lameness usually results from sprain,
or other injury, or from rheumatism, for
which Chamberlain's Pain Balm is es-
peclally intended and unequalled. 1t af-
fords almost immediate relief and in a
short time effects permanent cure. For
sale by A. G. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09
He's Going to Have a wheel


OF all the great inventions
OF this enlightened age
The greatest is the bicycle,
And 1t is all the rage
There's many queer continuance
don't know which is best
But just give me a cycle,
And you may have the rest
The telephone and printing press
Are handy in their way,
But they can't hold candle
To the cycle Of today.
The engine and tho telegraph
Both would be sadly missed,
But If you want to have time
The cycle heads the list.
They're used by people great and small
And people Of all sorts,
The doctors and the ministers,
The lawyers and the sports,
The crooks and cranks are riding them,
The politicians too,
The highwaymen Of Hongkong
And tramps of Kalamazoo,
The ladies even use them
And wear divided skirts.
The girl upon her cycle
Oft with her lover fiirts.
Staid matrons look askance at her
And fain would stop the show
OF neat propelling feet and limbs
As maidens come and go.
Although ON not one of these
A cycle will get,
But as I'm short Of ready cash
don't know how just yet.
I'll beg or beat or borrow,
Do anything but steal,
I'll peddle, or I'll speculate
I'm bound to have wheel.
may be very foolish,
Some say I am "dead wrong"
But I will face the universe
In this, my solemn song.
No doubt I'll take tumble
And may perhaps get hurt,
But will have cycle If
have to sell my shirt.
-Chicaun Racord
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CONNECTIONS.

ALBUQUERQUE-A., T. Il s. F. Railway
for all points east and south.
ASH FORK-Santa Fe, Prescott h Phoe-
nix railway for points in central aud
southern Arizona.
BLAKE-Nevada Southern Railway for
Purdy and connection with stage lines
for mining districts north.
BARSTOW-Soathern California Railway
for Los Angeles, San Diego and other
California points.
MOJAVE-Southern Pacific Company for
San Francisco, Sacramento and other
northern California points.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09

Mr.. Blanque Gives His Wife a Lesson, and
She Is Surprised That He Can Ride So
Well Until It Is Explained--The Duplic.
ity Of Man.
Two bicycles stood in front Of the
Blanque mansion, and the neighbors knew
that Mr.. and Mrs. Blanque were to make
their debut as riders that evening. Be-
fore they had watched long the door open
ed, and Mr.. Blanque appeared
Nov, then, come along" he was say
ing. "It's easy enough when you grasp
the principle. Why don't you come along9'
"Oh, Harold, I'm ashamed in this skirt
Do come and tell mel
"I've told you 10 times already that 1t
looks well enough, and that nobody will
pay half as much attention to 1t as you do. ("
"But, Harold, the skirt is so short"
go up stairs, then, and put on long
one"
''The idea! I couldn't ride in long
skirt. suppose you think my tea gown
would do"
II think that am going to ride. You
may do as you please"
"Oh, Harold, dear, wait. What II you
were to fall and break your neck, and I
not there? Oh wonder If it isn't too
windy to ride today"
''Of course. it isn't. Now, you settle
yourself firmly in the saddle grasp the
handle bar lightly and'-
ooh, Harold, where did you ever learn
so muchp'
II just put my common sense to work.
Why don't you put your foot But his
pupil was heap on the sidewalk.
"You moved just as was going to get
on" she cried as soon as she could get her
breath.
After one more trial she was seated and
grasping the handle bar. ooh, isn't 1t
Splendid" she gasped. II just know
can-oh-h!"
As her husband picked her up she ex-
claimed: "They've sold you damaged
wheel, Harold Blanque. That's what
they've done! It isn't even and it never
will stand firm. Oh, is that horrid Mrs.
Flyers watching me? If she is, l won't
ride any more"
"Never you mind Mrs. Flyers. She can
ride like 60 herself"
"Humph, if that little ninny could
learn guess can. What must do with
N.Y.
That was the worst fall yet, and she
didn't catch Der breath for full minute.
Then she gasped: "Break it gently to
mamma, Harold. I'm dying. II owe
the butcher $50, and 1 wore your-your
best white tie last evening and Spilled
"The Vansmith girls are watching you
from their upper window" broke in her
husband sternly.
"Oh, dear, is my hat all crushed in? I
wish had tried to ride in my old dress
anyhow"
The next time, by their combined ef-
FORTS she was able to ride at least six feet,
and she was planning spin to Evanston
and back when the collapse came. Then
she sat down to nurse her bruises, while
her husband gave her an object lesson.
"1'm just sure your wheel Is better than
mine," she groaned as he mounted, "but,
oh, what genius you must be to ride SO
well the very first time"
"Oh, I just put my whole mind to 1t,
and it is not at all difficult" was the
modest reply.
But just then passing wheelman call
ed: HELLO, Blanque! Doing yourself
proud, amt your Why, the last time I
saw you on wheel at the riding school 1
thought you'd kill yourself and the in
structor toe"
And that night as Mrs. Blanque's bruises
became more painful she had great
deal to say about the duplicity Of man.
Chicago Times Herald.
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II.

But He Would Fish.
"Goin a-fshin?" he said to passenger
on Woodward avenue car who had some.
thing suspiciously like jointed rod In a
cloth cover,
EYES," was the brief reply.
Expect any luck?"
"No."
Don't expect TO catch single fish, ehp'
"No."
"Nor get bite,'
emo"
"Not as much as nibblep"
emo"
"And yet you'll go a-flshin2'
eyes"
"So'll I. Gurus, amt itS'
eyes"
II needn't wish you luck, for you won't
catch blamed thing"
"No"
"Spend SEQ worth of time and not haul
up anything more'n a crab9"
"No."
"Jest as big fool as am"
eyes"
"And I'm jest as big fool as you are.
S'longW
"Slong!"-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09
Sarcasm.

"Miss Brown, I am glad to see you
think you can lead the style in dress.
"That must be sarcasm, Miss Jones.
You have your own ambitions in that d.
rection. What is the troubles"
Nothing at ALL I'm sure OF course il
you want to wear hustle there's no law
to stop you"
"I'm not wearing q hustle, and it's
mean of you to say So"
"Well, here am sitting right behind
you, and you know I'm going to wear the
cunningest little russell shoes ON COM
mencement day. And yet you've got your
skirts so spread over them that nobody can
see my feet"
ooh, beg your pardon "-rearrange-
ment Of skirts-"but don't be afraid
your feet won't be seen, dear. They're
not invisible. "-Philadelphia Telegraph.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09
THE NEW MEXICAN.

Daily, English Weekly and Spanish
Weekly editions, will be found on
sale ct the following news depots
whore subscriptions may also be
made:
A. o. Teichman, Cerrillos.
! 9. =. Newcomer, Albuquerque.
B. 7. Link, Silver City.
J. 3. Hodgen, Deming.
o. o. Miller, Marlborough.
=. Daley, East Las Vegas.
=. r Allen, LaA Vegas.
San Felipe, Albuquerque
Jacob Weltmsr, City.
fletcher B Arnold. Bland, n. II.
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Strictly True.

A little schoolboy was praised for an ex.
ceedingly we'll drawn map which he had
given in. The master, after looking at IL
second time, doubtfully inquired;
"Say, Fritz who helped you with itr'
Fritz-Nobody, sir.
Master-I can hardly believe that
Come, didn't your brother help your
Fritz-No, sir. He didn't help me.
(Hesitating) He did it all himself. Giles.
sener Zeitung.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09

SIT is the best patent medicine in the
world" is what Mr.. E. NJ. Hartman, of
Marquam, Oregon, says of Chamberlain's
Colo, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
"What leads me to make this assertion is
from the fact that dysentery in its worst
form WAS prevalent here last summer and
it never took but two or three doses of that
remedy to effect complete cure" For
sale by A. Q. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09

Northern Visitor-The most remarkable
thing I have noticed here is the great mum.
Der Of largo families.
Kentuckian-I reckon II is q wise dis
pensation Of the good Lord, sir. So many
Of ouah people are killed of In feuds, sir.
indianapolis journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09
Not So.

There had been big wedding in high
life tho night before, and Brown and Rob
inson were discussing its glories at the
club.
"Great affair, that!" said Robinson.
"MagnificentP agreed Brown.
GLOW the wine howed!'
"And how the boys did battle in it! No
one took too much, though-except Jones, !"
eyes. That's the worst Of Jones. He
never knows when he's had enough. I'm
sure he was half seas over last night"
"Half seas over? Oh, mol When / saw
him, he was sailing into port. boston
Budget
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09

David" exclaimed Mrs. Fogg as her
lord and master entered the house on
muddy day, "I'd be willing to bet almost
anything that you didn't wipAyour feet on
the mat before you came"
"Well, guess you're about right there,
Hannah, replied Fogg, "but I did wipe
my shoes on it..
And then the aggravating thing laughed
like hyena, just as though he had said
something awfully smart. Boston Tran
script.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09
she Draws the Line.

"Bioomers'" echoed the society leader.
II can't bear the sight Of theml They are
shockingly immodestl'
May I ask you, madam" pursued the
interviewer, whether you think"--
"You must really excuse me now, Mr.,
Faber," she interrupted. II have mat
inee engagement and don't want to miss
the ballet, Chicago Tribune
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09

II 10 a big thing to say, bat ueverthe-
loss true, that great multitude of people
have crowned Simmons Liver Regulator,
the "King of Liver Medicines" There is
nothing like il for malaria, rheumatism,
chills and fever, constipation, bilious.
ness, sick headache, indigestion and all
troubles arising from sluggish or dis.
eased liver. Simmons Liver Regulator IL
the prevention and cure for these ailments.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09
The Grand Canon Of the Colorado

the most sublime OF natures work on
earth, indescribable, can easily be reached
via Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs
on this road. To the natural bridge Of
Arizona and Montezuma's we'll you can
journey most directly by this line. OBJ.
serve the ancient Indian civilization Of
Laguna or Acoma, "the City Of the Sky"
Visit the petrified forest near Carrizo.
See and marvel at the freak Of Canon
Diablo. Take a hunting trip In the mag.
nl2cent pine forests OF the Hsn Francisco
mountains. Find interest in the ruins of
the prehistoric
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09
A Fair Question.

Bill Bullzer-Whatd d. yer get for seats In
this theaterY
Ticket Agent-We charge popular prices.
Bill Bullzer-Say, don't yer think II yer
wuz ter drop them little lower they'd be
Just as popular?-RoxburyG Gazette
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09
Cave and Cliff DweIIers

View the longest cahtilever bridge 10
America across the Colorado river.
JNo. J. BYaNE,
Gen. Pass. Agt., Los Angeles, Gal.
@. H. SPERRs,
Asst Gen. Pass. Agt., San Francisco. Cal
H. =. Vas HLYox,
Gen. Agt, Albuquerque, N. II.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09

turbsnees CT the general health h NOT good a
the judicious use of medicine should be
employed. DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton is the best restorative tonic and nerv-
inc at this time. The best bodily condition
results from its use. It's remedy spe.
cially indicated for those delicate weak.
nesses and arrangements that af1ict wo.
menkind at one period or another You'll
find that the woman who has faithfully
used the Prescription" is the picture Of
health, she looks yell and she feels weH.
In catarrhal inflammation, in chronic die.
placements common to women, where there
are symptoms of backachc, dizziness OF
fainting, bearing down sensations, disor.
dered stomach, moodiness, fatigue, ETC.,
the trouble is surely dispelled and the
sufferer brought back to health and good
spirits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09
Tho Clock Stopped.

Mr.. Staylate-Dear mel don't believe
this clock is going, is itS
She (wearily)-No. Wa always wind 1t
before going to bed. 1t ran down an hour
ago.-New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09
RHEUMATISM,
LUMBAGo,
SC|ATICA,
LAME BACK,
DEBILITY, Etc.

When 4 tribe will buy the greatest healing
neit II q complete body battery for self
treatment, aud guaranteed, or money
refunded. II win cure without medicine
Rheumatism. Lumbego, 6ci4tica, Lame
Nervous Debility, Weakness, 1osses,
Drains and an elects 81 early fndiscrc.
ton or excess. 10 weak men Il is the
greatest possible boon, a. the mild,
sOOthfMg electric current - applied
direct 10 the nerve centexO and improve
ments are felt from the Mrst hour used.
A pocket edition Of the celebrated electro
medical work.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09
Difference In Men,

II owe my life to miracle" said one
Of the combatants to Murger, the author
Of "La Vie DIES Bohemes' CtLife In Bo-
hemia").
II had left in my pocket a franc piece,
and the ball struck dead on the spot where
1t was."
"In your place I should have been
dead man" was Murger's reply.-Le Petit
Parisien.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09
Tho Stumbling Block,


"The manner in which my father in law
has treated me-" said the count, sis shame
full. He has allowed my debts to accumu-
late; my monthly remittances have fallen
into arrears; he has left me penniless.
"But," said the lawyer, "that is not suf-
ficient ground for DIVORCE
IT don't want divorce, (" said the count.
"But can't sue my father-in-law for
damages9 Has he not violated an implied
contract?"
ooh, yes" replied the lawyer. "You
can prove cruelty and abandonment and
nonsupport.
"You see no obstacle, then. to commence
ing such an action at oncep"
"NOne-except that my retainer is paya-
BILE in advance"
But the count strobe haughtily from the
room.-Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09
WESTWARD STATIONS EASTWARD

Arrive Los Angeles 9:35 a. M; $3.50 p.
m. Leave Los Angeles at 700 a. M; 500
D. m.
Arrive San Diego 12:45 p. M; $3.50 p.
ms Leave San Diego at 2:l5 p. m.
Arrive at San Francisco at 9:15 a. m.
Leave San Francisco at 800 a. m.
*Every day but Sunday.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09

Mandy, said Farmer Corntosscl
thoughtfully, chez it occurred ter you tibet
Josiar is gittin kinder sassy"
1T hez, l must say" confessed the
young mans mother
An don't 1t seem ter you tibet he's
sorter shif'less toos'
YES, she sighed
Hes too big ter lick now er we could
Tx 1t all right in no time. He's got ter
be disciplined somehow"
"Whut are you goin ter do'''
Send i'm ter college next fall. It's ter
rible severe, an hate ter do it, but moth
In short of a good HAHN II make any i'm
PRESTON on tibet boy Washington Star
At the Ball Game-A Bigger Nuisance
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A Good Reason.

She-I wonder why 1t is that women
are not as great poets as men arep
He-That's an easy one. The muse Is q
woman, and 1t takes man to manage
her.-Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-08-09

She. What made you so late coming
home night before lastf He. Humphi
You have been long time remembering
to ask me. She. Yes, thought would
give you time enough to get up a good
excuse.