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The Silk Stock

Is now in the very pink Of condition.
27-INCH HABUTAI fLKS........... o
Finest of Japanese Silks. in all colors,
including Black and Cream Usually this
grade brings 81 a yard.
ALL-SILK ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS oc
Every thread Silk, handsome figures, II
different colorings. all in ~changeable eff
fects.
GLACE TAFFETAS. z ID
s different ~changeable effects In this most
popular line OF Silks; makes a splendid
waist.
BLACK BROCADED SATINS.........75c
Fifteen different patterns in this line OF
Satins: can't be equaled short of 81; five
patterns in Cream color of the same line;
makes a beautiful bridal gown.
24-INCH BLACK DRESS SILKS. $50. 81
BLACK SATIN DUCHESS.
BLACK FABLE SILKS,
BLACK ARMURE SILKS,
/. BLACK PEAU DE SOLE SILKS,
the first three numbers are "a inches wide.
All of them are guaranteed all Silk and
warranted to wear. Great values.
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LINEN BARGAINS

l8x36 nches at &C; zOx41 incnes' aS ioC.
ALL-LrNEN HUcK TOWELS.
1lx2f inches, BARRIERS ze.............. &c
2)x3S inches. extra heavy .....-........l5c
20x<2 inches.
26x44 inches, hemmed ..........."........3c
FINE LINEN pAMAsK TOWELS.
16xss inches, red borders.................1oc
17x3S inches, red borders
1sx39 inches. drawn work -....-......---l9c
22x47 inches, knotted fringe ...........-2oc
a0x42 inches, drawn work .-............2c
25x53 inches. extra heavy --...-..-----SSc
Sizes marked are all actual measure
m~ent-Special prices by the Dozen
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Both men next regained their horses as
quietly as possible. mounted and headed
the animals toward st. Louis Crossing.
about fifteen miles distant. Here they met
Stogsell, another member Of the gang, and
the money was turned over to him. The
purpose of this deal was to have the money
converted into smaller denominations in or
der that it might be the more readily used
In the vicinity without exciting suspicion.
Harrison next returned to Milford with
his ill-gotten gains and was arrested upon
suspicion. Being at heart a coward. he
turned States evidence. But DR.. Smalley
and Ricketts, had escaped. consequently the
two were never tried for this theft. The
trial which Mr.. Eggleston has cited never
occurred. He may have witnessed Small
ley's lawsuit when he attempted 10 re-
cover an indemnity for Islander.
Harrison contrived.- in the course OF a
few weeks, to make his escape. No sooner
had he left the ounty than Smailey re-
turned and sued old nan Stark for dam
ages In the trial just mentioned. He was
unsuccessful, however, and soon left the
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DR.. priee's Cream Batting popoer.
9as hollfoutmenFie. hos seniaat inirh.

Mfan f6reibt aus @ieI: Mlmdlig
perfumnlen bic gpiloge 3u ben Canals
@r6ffuun9S GeierIi6feiten. Nur bier
unb bort tau9t cine griunerung auf,
eHilfebt elm neueS gonmot so mirb
Der Nustanff freunbIiher Worte mdb.
renb beg preKefeifes am 9iifterbrooter
Bdlb6en 5miiden benz Mfiniiter b..
a6ller unb Der BreHe. meIbe beibe
Jaftoren bes 6ffentlihen 2ebenS be.
tanntli6 In beftigfter Gebbe lagen, Der
y Ohfterbroofer SSriebe" genannt.
Man1erlei @ei9i1ten tperben BON benz
Oberantiiemiten NbIwarbt ersdbli. gr
brdngte ii6 nit ieiner betannten uns
berfrorenbeit iiberafl Dor, unb ba pafs
iirte es ibm bean bes 6fteren. baB er in
ieine S&ranten suriidgetuieien tpurbe,
Inter Nnberem aud bonn Prinaen 6eins
rid. Wdbrenb udmIi1 bic &ei9stags.
mttglieber elm 9riegsf6iff befi1tigten.
wonbte fid Nbluarht nit Der 8emer>
tung on ben prinsen, baB Der bas
s1itt befebligenbe aopiidn 6aber pieI
Seidid i'm &ommanbiren b1tte. Yrins
Deinrih entgegnete barauf: ,.llnb sic
i'm Ge6eu." llnb babel tparbte er fid,
fur3 I'M unb Iies ben gsrbliiften ffeben.
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9as Gitp 8ieE bellies wie
buntles. 1T BON feinem Gei9mad unh
erfreut fi6 GROCER 8eliebtheit.
Ratb fHr WAtter.

Dor iiber so Sabren f1on wurbe
Wfrs. Wihsloip's 5ootbing 6prup
bon Miflipnen BON Mtiittern beim 3abs
men Der &inber angemenbet. Wirif bn
i'm S9lafe bur9 bas Sareien zines
ainbes geh6rt, bas i'm 3abnen 1T unb
por 96meraen ipeint2 Hemn 10, laffe
fofort etne Glaf9e bon rMrs. @inss
Inns Soothing Sprup4 bolen. Sein
Wertb 1T nnbeaablbar. @s Dirb hem
fleinen 2eibenben fofort 9inberung bers
f9affeu. 8erlaBt eu9 barauf, Miitter,
es 1T fein 3meifel bariiber. IS beiIt
Se|enterp nnb Siarrboe, resulirt ben
Nfagen unb bic Nieren, beieitigt Wtnb,
&olif, erwei9t ben @aun.en, perbins
bert @nt3iinbung unb fdrft bas gan3e
SDftem. ~Mrs. MinslDps Sootbing
Sprup" ftir aabnenbe ainbsr III anges
nebm in @ei6mad unb bas &ecept
ffammt BON einem ber beiten peibli1en
Qer5te in ben Ser. Staaten. IS 1T bel
allen Druggifien in Der ean3en BeIt 3u
baben. preis rs Gents per Jlai9e.
8auft ni6ts anberes, cl8 WfrS. Winss
lows SootbingsSprup
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1@ 9ln3iige bon S. big $40 sci
ncoaft & Sobn.
asenm Sbr 9eras perlast,

UNI eine &eiie nod Mempbis, ct.
2Ouis unb benz Often gu unternebmeu,
ieht barauf, baB Sbr elm @iienbabn.
billet iiber Serurfand uno bic groBe
Sron M Mountain &oute erhals
tet. Bafagiere Der 3ise bieier 2inie
iparen man1e Stunse Der &eiIe3eit
unb baben eIegante Bulmau Buffet.
S9lafmagen unb Reelining Chair
@ars (Sige frei) sur @erfdsuns. Wes
gen boiler Snformation beaAelid bies
fer 2inie ipenbe. gu9 ON bic 5idets
Ngenten Der s. & o. N. R. g., Der
8. 6 g. &. u. ober on s. 6. 9emis,
reifenberi paffuge asent ber Srou
Wountaiit RoMte In Muftin. 9eras.
8. 6. Z mnfeub,
Generol'p poRasier.Assut. St. Souls.
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Mptia,

I'm 9errn S.'2obert iiber feline
finonaielen S6mierisfeiten binmeg3us
helfen, Offerirt Der unteraeidneie allen
Greunben unb &unben 9oberts gaIbs
Bargains in Nnsiiseu mad MiaB ges
ma1t. 8roBer un0 ffl0ner Dorratb
ron Steffen aller art. gDlIe 3ufries
Denbeit garantirt. ba 0err 2obert ielbft
aui1netoet. Spredt bci uns Dor. go.
l04 Wefs Commerce s5traBe, nabe ber
Grife. 8. Srpnsti,
WtaRenperpaIter.
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Galifprmia !. sISsetne.

Weinliebbaber finben elm groBes 2os
ger bon feinen California @einen Bel
9errn s. 5. Meper am MIamo
Blaaa. 6err Nteper fu9t bic @eine
an Ort unb Stelle aus unb fauft bireft
aus benz Seller Der Mein5ii9:er. aIs
gutem &enner gelingt es ibm tets, bic
beiten SOrten aus3updbIen. Ct fann
ieine &unben unb 6amiIien nit einem
guten SrOpfen perfeben. 9otbz uub
WeiBs Weine in por3iigli9er QuaIitdi
BON ieBt ab $1.00 per @aaoue - fred
ins 6aus geliefert.
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: nSiellclll lalle aut td) Sud- iaufen

nSieliclGu lane auH td) Gud) lauren !;
suoor aber last mir, lva5 SDr Mr.
gorrdier anpertraueu loiiroet?"
rGarun fiialn'ert Gu6 nt6t, oas
gebt GudD ni6t8 aa.
W2anoer8 baGte bariiber mad, lpie CT
ben Mann gum SpreGen bringa;t
fonne; unb aud 2esterer ertpog etmas
in feinem fleinen @ebirr.
nSiuO Gle elm 6reunS Mr. Bours
dierS?" fraste er.
sd, iaste Sud ifon, baB i'd es
bin."
Limb elm Trember in bieier Geaeno,
mie mir f6eint?"
n@ans uno gar-icb ipar niemals
bier, bis gum beuti9en Gage"
WanberS fling an ernltli@ 6offnuns
5it fdUpfer.
sd perlu9te es, Wlr. gourd)ier
ansuipre6en, aber er ipollte mid ni6t
anb0ren. Stun feben sic, menn gie
Sbrem Sreuube Mir. gour9ier einen
@efallen ibun ipollen, 10 ri9ten Sic
INN cine geitelllng aus"
rSdon re9t," 1agte Manbers nit
i6einbarer @leibgilti9feit. n3uerIt
periudt Sbr's, mid su berauben, bann
ioll i'd Guer 9ote iein. 0lun la6t nur
b0ren.
rSie fasen Scr. 0ourcbier, baB Der
Wann, Der baS Dor eilieer 2eit pers
lorene 8iinoel gefunben bat, es tint
sesen eine gelobnuns bon 3ebn Pfunb
duriidgeben mill = ilein, fasen mir
Spansis Bfunb, ni6t einen gennp
ipeniger.r
Go aufserest Manoers an9 mar, er
lieB ri9tS 6apon merfen.
rSlt es benn tpertbpoll?" iaste er
nadlldiiig.
.8iellei6t ia, piellei6t nidt; er
iuirb,s 8 piiien."
p@te beiBt SIR? Das nuB i'd ibut
bod iagen."
sd belize Sim etOfes aus 0aeOe
ton.
sd r1odte tpobl tptiien, fpopon
9br Iebt?" frue chambers, I'm etfpas
gu fagen, inbelien er iiber ieine nd6s
iten Sdritte rta6oa9te.
nMittnter perSiene i'd mein 8rob
i'm S6rpeiBe meines anselidts, mits
inter ni9t," antuortete Gtpfes.
$50, unb nun fOnnt sSbr Gutb aus
oeni gtaube MAIDEN unb bon Slid
iasel. SD sebe nad bem 9errenbaus
5uriid uno lperbe SIR. gour6ier Guren
sluftrag ausrid)ien. @enn bic Sa9en
uirflidsn @ertb baben, miro er iie
bieien gbenb iiderli6 einloien."
Der Wilbbieb erbob ii9 unb iubte
aus beni llnterbol3 beraus3ufommen.
ManSers fulste ibm obne llebereiluns
uno iorgte baiiir, oaE Wlr. StofeS nidt
babtuter fam. OF er nad) 9lebbillS 5us
riidfebre ooer niht. Iann, in benz
fidersn Gefiibl, bas Geifid ieines
Seiuoes in ben Sdnben 81 baber, begab
er ii9 mad bem fleinen @altbauS unb
beitellte bic bette Mabl3eit, bic In Rebs
ton auf;utrei6en mar.
(Scrtiesuns fcIst.)
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lYillener
YaHa9e.8i4ette a4er Mrt
Rad mi pon GnropG
3tuiihenSed dss9aaten mienriger als
je 5abDr.

Sept 1T bic 3eit. 5idets gu faufen
unb germanbte unb Befannte aus Der
alten 0eimatD beriiberfommen au lai1en.
Wegen genauer Snformation ipenbs
man fib an
Mr. 20. S. DpmuG
Senerals sBaffagiersNgent bet Wsaaorp
Dampfer 9iuie,
523 @aH 0Dufton 9traBe, san Nns
tonio, SeTas.
Offi3ielIer Ngent fur ole europdi.
fben Oampfer 2inien.
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Maiiennertpalters : 9aptis.

NOtia pirb bierour1 BON unters
seiDneten MaRenpermalter bes 6errens
i9neiberS $. Colbert. Gro. 104
WeitsG Commensurate, nabe Der Briide)
geseben, Dab mad WiaB gema9te 9lns
5iige bon nun OIL 5u bebeutenb rebusirs
ten preiien angeferilgt tperben.
8rDBe Iusmabl in i16nen unb feis
men Stoffen. 8olle 3ufriebenbeit gas
rantirt, ba Serr Colbert ielblt sas
ibneiOet. 8. Orpnsti
Ma6enperwal;sr.
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4arfmmte ,t,mjpmst.

yaur 1000 Glaifen werben, Inn unier Bar
tnme betannt an MAIDEN. fortgeaeben.
S6idt uns iofort Cure Noreiie nno Is Gts.
fir llufoIten uuo mir ienoen guh fret 3
Jlafd3en Lily Of the Valley Colo
uno Siolet. aef
9apne G 6 o., Gbieaso, Sas.
Station x.
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ssm @inbereaa sdauhsgtprr

finb Die 0erbit unb Winter gsaoreu
eingetroffen uno cine bDrireff1lhs auss
tpabl bes porstiglihifcn Shubstuas ia
brrhan0en. 5tarfe un6 bauerhafte
Sdube fir perreH. gamsn Ino Slus
Der. @benfaus bic feiniien .SaIon.
unb 3auaihube aus ben anertaunt
renommirteiten Jdbrifen. Die ssabris
fate Der r3odforb Shoe Gompoups
limb uniibertrefflida. uniere Eamens
ffuhe beaieben mir BON S. &elp, 9.
SuaiDan & So. unb @bmarbs Bros.
@ute Waare unO mdBige preiie III nus
Ter Motto.
6. 9 a n M,
@inoeralla Sdub.Store. gde 0oufons
Strabe unb Npe. 6.
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% T. SO. &. Npmna

Oas x Xxx pearI, fomie Das
buntle MDn6ener Bier Der @itp Sraues
rel finb i'm SAB uHb in 6Ioid,en su
baben. S}iir Gamiliengebrauh beifens
su empfe9len.
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= 9ie @iip 8rauerei hat in fan
ollen Stdoten uno 9ieberIaFunseu bes
SiibUeifens ibre Qgenturen uno sSeDer
fam fi4 an bem berrIi6en Bier ers
auifen.
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- Sn Gpanieu bemiibt man 5i&
iebt, bic eubanii@c sHleibe aufsubrins
gen, gu beren aussabe bic Regieruua
bnr9 bic gortes ermd9tigt ipurbe.
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sG Hi6t umionit 1T bic Mabfraae
na1 benz @itD Bier eine 10 aro6e.
Sas Bier lit rein, poblfhmedeno unb
DDn nDr3igliher Site.
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Wr ih fsifM.

uuier ausse3ei@neter Iorratb bon
8odwert Is pappf@o@teln bel
8rt&ece & Go.
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GDplep's Ne9ifter, go. % alamo
pla3a bat einen &uf fir enteu aIteu
Wbi8tep, bic befen eemil1ten @es
trdnte, feiue Weins unb ausse3ei1nete
tmporttrte unb einbeimii1e @igarreu
unb tets frii9es Bier. Der gigsntbAs
mer, Soc @oOlep, beriffht feiu @ei@dft.
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DR.. price's Cream Safine popoel
96Gfe @eItsansReamnss ansseDtmmng.

- Sn Besus auf ben @eiunbbeits.
suftanD bes Giirifen BiSmard tbeilt bic
r&6In. 3ts4 nit, bab 6er Girit ieit
benz Sobe ieiner Grau oft anfdae tiefs
fer Niebergei9lagenbeit babe. Oie
Strapaaeu feiner mebrw69sntli1en
geburt8tagSfeier bdtten i'm ober total
erinOpft. gr be6nrFe isbt unter allen
umhdnben bblliser Rube, tpenn er Sia
wieber 9dHjIia erbolea iole..
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~ Die leiueaen Mn3lse BEL q a o.
eoaa & Spbn finb ttbI, bauer.
baft uub billis. Beiebt He.
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D0T Gmube Don 81: bis 81 bel
Ban etoaff' g. Soba.
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Personal.

Friend: Was your voyage back at al
remarkable2' Returned Tourist: I
should say 50. ] held four aces once ana
four kings twice. "-Philadelphia Record.
Henry NJ Stanley Is hunting and fish
ing in the Canadian Rocky mountains.
II Is said he Will report 20 the King OF
Belgium on the desira biiity of the Cana
dian northwest as a field for immigration.
-Crupp. the cannon king has set aside
100000 marks as fund for the benefit Of
his employees. In addition 10 this he gave
on Sedan day 100 marks to each of ! 90
veterans of the war Of 1870 working for
MIN.
-Miyako Yujiro, japanese journalist,
has discovered that a famous Chinese
poem written several centuries ago by
Liu Ting Che bears a remarkable resem-
blance to The Last Leaf" by Oliver
Wendell Holmes.
The Princess Of Wales always appre-
Ciates the bouquets which fall to her
share at public ceremOnials. The flowers
are preserved as long as possible, taking
their place among the thousands of rare
exotics with which her rooms in MARI
borough Horse are decorated.
One of the few cities in the United
States which employ a special instructor
IN geography in the public schools is San
Francisco. The instructor. who has had
great success. is Miss Matte b. Steele.
She has collection of more than 1900
stereopticon slides, which she uses in her
lectures.
1t is said that the de Reszkes are
both hard at work on their roles for the
coming opera season. Jean de Reszke is
giving special attention 70 the parts of
Siegfried and Tristan, while Edouard de
Reszke is devOting himself to King
is expected to rehearse the role of Isolde
with them in Paris
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Mr.. Tom Watson ought to be satisfied
now to return TO his law books and stay
there. He has ample evidence that the
Tenth district doesn't want him to repre-
sent il in congress. Mai. Blacks majority
in the election yesterday ought to be suf-
ficient to convince any one that
the noise Mr.. Watson made about
frauds committed at the election
last November was unjustihable. Mr.. Wat
son was beaten by Maj. Black then. and
he has been beaten again.
Maj Black will stay in congress as long
as he wants to from the Tenth district.
His action in resigning when Mr.. Wat
son charged that he had been elected by
fraud strengthened him greatly with the
people And Mr. Watson has less influence
than ever before. Even the populists will
hesitate to put as much confidence in him
as they have heretofore. He led them to
believe that he had been defeated by
fraud, and that he could carry the district
at a fair election. He has had a second
chance. at an election with which no fault
can be found.
We don't think Mr.. Watson will care to
continue a political career. A man beaten
twice in succession in a district in which
his party is stronger than in any other is
justified in concluding that he is not the
sort Of man the people want to represent
them
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However sincere Gov. Culberson may be
in his efforts to prevent the glove contest
between Corbett and Fitzsimmons from
taking place in Texas, he does not get the
credit for being so from a vast number
of the people of his state. Many of the
men who shelped to make him governor
do not hesitate to say that he is sim
ply trying to make himself strong with
the religious and moral elements of tine
state, believing that he can retain his
hold on the politicians by other means.
Gov. Culberson has neither said nor
done anything that justifies any one in
holding such an opinion. on the contra
ry from the day it was announced that
the smuggling match would take place on
Texas soil he has asserted that he would
leave no means in his power untried to
prevent the contest
It may be true that it would give him
great pleasure to attend the contest il
he were not the states chief executive
He is only about 30 years of age and is
as full of animal spirits as a well-fed colt;
Because he would like to attend the prize
Hbutt hONtNtIf u hptSA lpitbN AAdL 'AlS
ought to permit it to take place 1t is not a
question Of what his opinion respecting
the morality of prize fighting is. but Il
question of what his duty as the governor
of Texas is.
1t is generally agreed that prize fight
ing is demoralizIng and brutalizing. Il
is not countenanced by the better element
of the people. About every state has
enacted laws against it. The moral sense
Of Texas is against it, although unfortu-
nately that states anti-prize fighting law
is so defective as not to be sufficient to
shut out the proposed Corbett- Fltzsim-
mons mill. 1t is Gov. Culberson's duty
therefore to use every means in his power
to prevent the contest from taking place
within the limits of his Jurisdiction. The
politicians of a certain class may threat
en- him with political obscurity and the
toughs may jeer at him for his interior
ence but it is certain that the course he
is taking will strengthen rather than
weaken him with the people. If he is the
shrewd politician he is credited with being,
he knows that to be the case
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why Jumbo Was Attached.

1t was eight or nine years ago, and the
cars containing the animals were unload
ed near the Canal street freight house,
says the Providence Journal. The ami
mails wer guided across Exchange place by
attendants, and the elephants went along
very peaceably.
They hadn't gone a great distance, how
ever, when Jumbo's back began to itch.
The big elephant tried to reach the place
with his trunk, but didn't manage to. So
he stepped from the line and looked for
some suitable place against which to rub
his back. There were two objects in sight,
a big Flagstaff and Paddy Burns shanty,
which stood in the rear of the Three
Ones fire station. Jumbo picked out the
shanty, and by the time he had relieved
mis- feelings, things inside were upside
down, and the building had nearly been
moved from its foundations and showed
into the water.
Paddy Burns looked for lawyer, and
found the late Ambrose Z. West The at
torney issued a writ and gave it to a dep
uty sheriff, with instructions to attach
Jumbo. The officer presented the paper
to the treasurer of the circus and then
took up a position near the elephant but
out of the reach of the swing of his
trunk.
The bill for damages was promptly set
tied, but the officer said afterward that
if the animal had decided to walk away
he hadn't any idea how he could have pro
ceeded to enforce the law by compelling
him to remain.
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BRIGHT BITS.

A Kind Husband.-"Wifey dear 1
have. just bought you two bottles of extra
old BarolO for your birthday" But you
know very well l never drink wine"
We'll. then, I'll drink II myself to your
good health."-It Motto per Ridere.
An Exemplary Patient.-"This morn
ing the doctor ordered me to drink warm
Water an hour before every meal; and here
I've been drinking for the last forty min
utes, bait I'll be jigged if l can swallow
another drop. "-Humoristische Blade.
u saw your husband kissing some
one to-day"
You don't mean it,"
Yes the maid"
"Oh, is that all? l was afraid you
thought he was kissing me."-TOwn
Topics.
-"Oh. yes, said the engine driver. Il
had a chance to become a hero by stick
ing to my post when the collision came,
but when reflected that my name would
be spelled 500 different ways in the news
papers, | changed my mind and jumped"
-TH-Bits.
Won Blumer (earnestly)-Old man, you
have no idea how much 1t costs a man to
send his wife away for the summer.
Won Bllmer-No sirnance my wife has
been away I've lost $2j a night on the
average.-Memphis Scimetar
No act.-Mistress-Why did you leave
Domestic-Th' missus had no tact, mum
Mistress-Ah, l see. That is often the
case.
Domestic-Yes, mum. She was always
tellin' me to do things, stead of askin'
me to.-New York Weekly.
Port Chicer-What have you on board
captain?
Captain-Our cargo consists of 1000 cases
of oranges. .f-r
Port Ohicer-Yes.
Captain-One thousand cases of eggs.
Port Ofiicer-Yes.
Captain-Three cases of yellow fever
Tit-Bits.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-03
Not so Green MS 1t Looked.

Parrots are all right and very amusing
unless they happen to be too intelligent,
says the Buffalo Courier. They are charm
ing creatures so long as they VIII repeat
only what you teach them, but when they
begin to think for themselves and to voice
their thoughts the matter changes COM
pleXion and may end as seriously as did
an affair at Stamford, this state,sthe other
day.
One of the brightest and most attractive
young women in that town is the owner of
an unusually pTecOcious parrot; incident
ally, she thought a great deal of young
farmer of the neighborhOOd, so much, in
fact, that they were betrothed. But this
young farmer has always hated parrots
and that has been the one sore point be-
tween him and his promised wife. He
has especially hated the parrot IN
question, and has repeatedly warned the
young lady that the thing was not so green
as IL looked, and that Ii would surely cause
trouble between them. We can easily be-
lieve that the bird, being beloved by his
mistress, was always at hand during these
! little talks, and it is as easy to believe
that no well-ordered, intelligent parrot
would put up long with such sighting re-
marks as the young farmer was in the
! habit of making If memory serves Alright,
| the bird did once rebuke his mistress
sweetheart, but very mildly, simply call
ing him a sassy thing" On that occa-
sion Polly was promtly punished by his
mistress, who snapped his head with a
| piece of whalebone and covered his cage
with paper for an entire day. This was
! added insult but nothing was to be done
to get even The opportunity came.
A few nights ago the young farmer en-
tered the house OF his LIES light. and ask
/ ed for the flame She was pTinking, but
would be down in a short time, and would
/ Frank try to make friends with Polly?
| So Frank turned into the room where
! Polly sat on his perch munching a cracker
! and grooming a jungle ditty. Extracting
| a chocolate caramel from his pocket
| Frank moved toward the cage. There are
! tides in the affairs of men and likewise
parrots, and this bright if green, pet
| realized that the flood of his tide had
| come.
| Hello, young hayseedr' he shouted.
| There was a moment of intense silence.
| Then the cage was struck to the floor and
| the room was filed with feathers and hair.
| A moment later Pollys mistress entered
| the room.
! whats the trouble, Frank?"
| Some one has taught this parrot to call
| me a young hayseed," answered her lover.
| flushed and angry, land l will not stand
| it,
Did you hurt poor Polly?" picking up
| the manned creature.
| Il tried to kill the thing"
! The young woman vigorously upbraided
! her lover, and hurriedly slipping her en-
| gagement ring from her finger and hand
| ing it back, said
| "A man who loses his temper on such
! slight prOvocation cannot be my compan-
! ion for life. The engagement is broken
| and you need not call again.