Evening journal., 1895-10-12
PAGER DEPARTSAT LAST
He Makes a Final Visit to the
Sporting Editors Sanctum,
THEN TRAVELS ON HIS MUSCLE

And Leaves Def for the Scissors.
Farmer Haycrop's samanth wants
Pattern-Mrs. Partington Gives Her
Views on the sarieot-Echoos From the
BAH.
The game between the rival mines OF
newspaper men has already been en-
CROSSED on the pages of history, and
nearly forgotten by those who PARTED
pstsd. excepting the few who were
sufferers from the unwontsd exercise
The sporting editor had fled away his
reference books on baseball and had
duatsd the accumulation Of the Summer
from the covers Of his football author
itiss The tapestry which decorates the
walls Of the sanetsm had been thoroughly
aired and the fumes OF PAGERS cigars
cleared out The poolety editors fsca
wore a holy calm, as she Thought Of the
hnal dlsappsarance OF PAGER" O'Reillsy
from the scene, when the outer door blew
open and the impsrturabls PAGER"
driftsd in The society editor tainted
while the bust Of Venus Of Milo standing
on the sporting editors desk shrunk
behind the ivory calendar 10 fear
''Pscsr" nodded carelsssly to the boys
and 30 the relief Of all hands said
We'll, l amt got away yet, but I'm
gein' soon, an may put me thoughts
while In der nsshnsl capital on pspe an
send EN- to yer But CAM get over d st
game
Say, nsvsr sac a game like dGt
bsfors Twas jlmluloo. Say, der
( Pastspots vast Ia It from der start
Dsre plich wsS no good an got knocked
clean cut der diAmopt dead quick. Say,
what's de matter Uid dor bloks what done
der write act fur der mornin pspef Has
not In dor right block. Hes dead color
blin'. II Uas youse fellsrs I'd make 8
game kick an have der game scored
oording TO Hoyle Did youse get on 70
his jiglats on der tird bag for der
stiokers2 Amt der a cage goes wid dat
bird7 wants tar know II youss fsllsrs
wants tar play wild der Seoon ward
TarTsors2 NaWl Well, wes0 ready fur
| yer. marbles, tag or pinools. Don't
want TO take us? Well, II youso tink
youss'li try It, lot me know an der
plunks'll be ready. An youse wont get
der deal Ike yer got In der mornin'
pape We'll, so long, mus be OF
Won't 90 an try a powder wild mel
No" and PAGER left this time for
good, st least so tbs society editor hopBR
Jeremiah Hayceok, from Christine,
was the next visitor AS be entered the
HRnclul1 and wiped his face wisn his
huge baudana, he lsid:
"Thoy's oonsid able spec In a rattlin
coed game O. ball, FOUNDERS We called it
back In the fftiss I'll be n next
plowln. and I kRint say ever see
friskier game thsn what you men had
yesterday. l. dsns my ole bones good
5EmSnth. that's my dartsr. was with roe,
an she sEys, sEys shs, Pepper, you must
so In and sss those young men vhst
played with the Scissors and convey ny
congratulations An while yoars there
sea II you KANT get the pattetn for them
boomers that that MICS loOkln'
young feller who WAS ouS by
the fence wore. l want 8 suit TO milk
In Now I kin 90 ont an spade mp q
ten-acre Gsld o. the stilost kind OF sis,
to pus tsters an corn In, but do you
know couldn't PLAY ball with you
fsllers. Amt 1t fuRnyi You don't know
whore / could get that pattern for
Samantha Well when you have another
game, let mon know Send ne word 10
Jeremiah Ilhycrop, Crlstine, an I'll get
10, ccz Pm ons OF ths populariat men
thar samanth and I'll coms 10"
Rev Domlnus Magister was the next
visitor. He siaply dropped IA for a
moment and c.!isi fof tba editorial
writer who deVotes his intsllectuEl
abilities 20 oplightsuing the general pub
lie on matters pertaining to athletic
ptstimes
The Office boy turned him loose on thu
sporting editor, wien he said: "The
game yesterday wRs one Of the most sci
sntifc I ever saw and IL was truly won
dsrful how the players escaped being
touched BY the ball as 10 was thrown
from corner So corHsr. And then 1t was
most sdifyinE, Tank Of con
test where literature aud journalism
mat, With Law and the EoSpsl as
advisors and all guarded by protset lion In
the guise OF the police. Then think OF
the hope manifsEsod by the players and
the charity shown by the spectators II
wss truly edifying." and the dominic
went ont rensrkiAg: truly edifying,
truly. am sorry however that there
should be any deception practiced by the
vanquished
Mrs Darlington came In to renew her
subscription and stuck her head in the
sanctum door long enough TO remark
II told you the game would he delIriouF
one. l enjoyed myself uprosriously.
got a nice pattern for my new crazy guilt
c fl one Of the players tool am shocked
at the dupliciousness Of the losers
though. If they lost they should be
unanimous enough to give the meat OF
honor to their victors. Young man did
Jon play2'
The sporting editor assured her that
be didn't, not to any alsrming.ex
and the good lady went away, remarking
II could q sworn say you but I'm
slightly color blind and 1t may have beer
some ons else.
The office boy was then bribsd to deny
admittance 20 any others and tbs
exhausted sporting editor bresthed freel
again.
To Play Football at Newark.
: The sophomore team Of Delaware Col
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