The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-09-04
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marked learned judge; ''she takes
everything personally The indica- |
tons are that the women who are liv- |
ing the broad, full, free, large life" !
have really not yet wholly obliterated |
from their emancipated makeups this |
fatal feminine tendency to take every |
thing personally" Poor Lord Tweed !
mouth, in a recent speech in England, |
lamented the electoral disabilities |
under which he, as a peer, suffered, |
and said he shared these with Grim |
ina1s, lunatics and worse" AS an il
lustrarion Of this tendency to make a. |
personal application of everything ut |
tered in debate it is stated that Mrs |
Fawcett, who took the chair at the
annual general meeting of the national
society for women's suffrage, concluded |
that Lord Tweedmouth's illusions to
worse" referred to women, which of
course is highly absurd.
The following is told at the expense
of well known lawyer of The Dalles:
What are you waiting for?" said the
lawyer to an Indian who had just paid
him some money to be told how to get
a divorce from squaw to whom he
had never been married. "a receipt"
said the Indian "a receipt what do
you know about a receipt? If you can
explain to me the nature and purpose
of a receipt, will give one," replied
the lawyer. "Spose maybe me die: me
go heben, me see Good Peter and Clist;
dey says Jim what do you want; me
say, want to go in. Dey says you pay
Mr.. Lawyer that money? What me
do? I have no receipt. Hab me hunt
ell over hell to find you?" He got his
receipt.
Concerning the medical value of but
termilk, the Medical Adviser says that
it is Of 50 much worth that it has
gained distinct place in materia
medica, and is largely prescribed by the
best physicians for chest and lung
| troubles. An excessive buttermilk diet
! has seemed to bring about a cure for
Bright's disease. A proper and con-
slant use Of it will greatly reduce and
sometimes cure the craving for al
coholic liquors with which many per-
sons are afflicted. The craving may be
/ satisfied and the system benefited and
strengthened instead Of weakened.
Buttermilk alone will often remedy
acfdfty Of the stomach. The Tactic
needed in many cases is supplied by it
much more than by any other drink or
food. 1t is said to alleviate the Oppres-
sion about the heart that so many old
people suffer from, and it should be
constantly drunk by them. 1t is to
| certain extent stimulant for the en-
tire system, just what the aged need.
Next year, it is predicted. the price
! Of bicycles will take fail. The pres
! ent price is ridiculously high when the
actual cost is considered. The manu-
facturers, after having bIed the public
three or four years, have come to the
conclusion that there will be more
money in it for them hereafter by put
! ting their wheels within the reach of
everybo They have a two-foId OBJ
ject in vfew-the sale of the bikes as a
cheap means of locomotion and, what
they believe to be a consequence, the
building of good roads in the country,
which will still further popu1arize
cycling. Where the bicycle has capt
ured a community, the demand for good
roads has followed, of course. Now
the proposition is TO bring the wheel
within the reach of the farm and
the manufacturers confidently count
on an aroused sentiment in the
sary roadways. The Chicago Times
Herald says the farmers have been
riding more wheels than ever before
this summer, and that herein lies the
solution of the road problem. When
the country lad can purchase a wheel,
that does not have to be fed and cur
ried, for the money that he would have
to give for a plug of pony, he will
have one and he is going to revolution
ize sentiment in the farm house on the
subject of roads.
There is one married man living who
was badly frightened the other night.
He sent note to his wife about 9
o'clock to say that he would not be at
home until Iete, according to the St.
Louis Republic. The messenger boy,
when he delivered the note to his wife.
happened to mention that he had gone
to the wrong house and had been very
roughly treated by man for disturb
ing him. The wife read the note,
which was on a SCRAP Of paper. She
thought a miEute. Then she said to
the messenger boy:
"Pll give you a shilling If you will
take the note back to my husband and
tell him that story without saying that
you came here at ALL
The boy pocketed the money and
!: went back to the husband with the
note.
"We1l why did you bring this back?"
he asked.
because they wouldn't take it. A
man came to the door and told me
If I didn't go away he would break my
neck for me-"
The husband did not stay out late
that evening On the contrary. he got
home as fast as the underground
/ train could take him. He looked sus-
piciously at his wife and said:
ST sent a note but tine boy must have
) taken it to the wrong house"
ST suppose so,' said the wife, inno-
2 Gently. "I haven't got it.
The man was dying to find out II
ANYBODY had called, but he was afraid
: to ask.
f I am told:
4 There are times when man would b'
alone,
! Far from the maddeni1g crowd,
| Where he his privacy can own
And think his thoughts out loud
One of these times, without oouo''
Is where he first bestrldes -.
A bike, and neighbors and all come out
To see how well he rides
a .aThose girls who tilt their noses III
y | a the