The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1895-06-22

you had sworn to honor and obey writ.
ing in your private room you would be
so hard hearted as to say: "Out you
go?'" II should, certainly" was the
answer.
AFTER MARRIAGE:
wife-What do you think of my new
walking dress, Charlie?
Husband--S Should think there was room
for quite an extended promenade in the
sleeves alone Boston Transcript.
Intimate Frlend-Has your husDana's
love grown cold?
Sarcastic w!fe-Oh. no. He loves himself
lust as much now as he did when we were
married twenty years ago. .-Someryillt
Journal.
Jilson SAYS marriage may be u failure
but the man who embarks In 1t usually
has to pay 100 cents on the dollar. .Bufalo
Courier
A pious old lady recently sent as a silver
wedding present n pair of fiatirons, roll
ing pin and motto worked on cardboard
reading flight On."-Tid-Bits.
81 am going home to mother" said the
young wife. land what is more, | am not
coming back TIL | hear you have eaten
that pie | took so much trouble and pains
to make for you."'
81 am glad to hear" meekly said the
young husband. "that you think enough OF
mc to attend my funeral. l.'-lndianapolis
Journal.
1t is a born philosopher who can cheer
fully go out every night and cover up. In
the frosty atmosphere. l5O geraniums just
because he loves his wife.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
HEALTH HINTS:
There is no doubt whatever that true
Graham bread-that Is, bread made with
Graham flour properly prepared and not
obtained by simple miNture-is much
more nutrltlve than ordinary bread. II is
also more digestible for the reason that II
s less fermented. 1t Is more nourlshing,
containing II larger amount of proteid and
fatty matters, and is of very great ther-
apeutc service in the employment of n
vegetarian regimen, since 1t enables us to
increase the amount of proteld substances
absorbed without having recourse to flesh
foods.
Halls Journal of Health is probably not
far amiss when 1t says: Bad ventilation
deforms more children and destroys more
health than accident or plague. There is
reason 10 believe the scrofulous diseases
common among children proceed from the
ignorant habit of being put to sleep in
beds and perambulators with the head I'M
der the bed-clothing, so as TO inhale air
already breathed and further contami-
mated by cXhalations from the skin. Look
here" said a doctor 10 u woman, you are
smothering the life ont of your child's
lungs. How would you like to drink the
water you wash in? Well, when you
cover the baby's head up you force him TO
use air that is just as bad and just as i'm
pure"
1t will no doubt greatly cheer the debl-
itated citizen to learn that the normal
number of corpuscles to each cubic mil
limetre of blood is estimated at 100000.
When exposed to the sun u light hat
Qight both in weight and COLOR should be
worn; black absorbs the heat. 4 wet
cloth, sponge or green leaf may be worn in-
side Of the hat as a safeguard. Great care
should be taken between the hours of II
m. and 9 p. M, as the danger of sunstroke
is always greatest during those hours.
Upon the approach of n feeling of exhaus-
tion, faintness, fatigue and headache lie
down at once in cool, shady place and
apply cloths wrung OUT of cold water to
the head and neck. A person who is over
come by the heat should be removed ut
once to shady place and the shirt straps
and Nnistba looSenel Cool drinks of