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The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-15

we shall see that you (Armenians)
don't get It. There Is little doubt the
Turks believe their days are numbered
and are therefore determined to exter-
inmate the Armenians root and branch
before they themselves have been
finally and forever driven out OF the
civilized world. II Europe Is to act at
all. II muse act at once for soon 1t will
be too late to undertake the salvation
Of Armenia. as there will be no Ar
menians left to save
Boston. Nov. 14-Dispatches from
Constantinopie state the missionaries
at Khartoom. Eastern Turkey. are in
great danger. The missionaries are
these OF the American board: Rev. o.
p. Allen. Mount Norris. ". Y: Mrs.
Caroline r. Allen. Bangor. Me-; Rev.
r. n. Barnum. ID. D.. Leicester. ". Y;
Mrs. Mary f. Barnum and Miss Emily
NJ. Barnum. Auburndale. Mass; Miss
Carrie L. Bush. Rochester. ". Y: Miss
Mary l.. Daniels. Franklin. Mass; Rev.
Egbert s. Allis. Portland. Me-; Rev. c.
+. Gates. Chicago. ILL.,: Mrs. Mary Z.
Gates, Rev. Crosby III. Wheeler. ID. D..
and Mrs. Susan Wheeler. Bangor. Me.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-15
MISSEMMETT'SLOSS
HER PRIVATE CAR BURNED ON
THE NORTHERN PACIFIC.
About $4,000 Worth of Scenery, Bag
gage, Fire Engine and Horses
Destroyed.
Special pispatch to the STANDARD.

Special Dispatch to the Standard.
Livingston, Nov. 14.-The Katie EN-
NETT Theatrical company. which ar
rived in this city this morning on its
northwestern tour, sustained a heavy
loss by fire on the Northern Pacific. 60
miles east Of Shere, last night. Their
private baggage car attached to the
passenger train, caught fire from loco
motive sparks and was entirely con-
sumed with all it's contents, consisting
OF $500 worth of special scenery, two
thoroughbred horses and a fire engine
used in the production of the spectacu-
lar play, 'HChat, An American Boy"
The company also lost trunks contain
ing expensive costumes and a portion
of Miss Emmet's wardrobe. Manager
Sackett estimates the loss AZ $4,000
When the trainmen discovered the fire
the burning car was cut off and the
engine made a run with II for a side
track more than two miles distant. The
breeze caused by the speed OF the en-.
gine famed the flames and the con-
tents were nearly consumed before the
sidetrack was reached.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-15
SILVER DEMOCRATS.
Senator Harris Writes a Letter on the
Vital Question.

Washington, Nov. Ex-senator Har-
ris. the chairman of the executive COM
mfttee Of six. appointed at the Wash
ington conference of last August to or
ganize for the campaign of 1895 the
free silver democrats of the country.
has sent a letter to his colleagues, the
chief feature of which Is as follows:
lin the light of recent election re-
Suits there IS. In my opinion. no hope OF
democratic success in 1896 unless we
can succeed IN so organizing the BIZ
metallic democrats as to secure In the
national convention a plain. distinct
and unmistakable declaration of the
free and unlimited coinage OF both sill
yer and gold. without regard TO the
fina-cial policies Of any country. and
therefore II appears TO me that we
should redouble our efforts TO secure
such organization"
Senator Harris colleagues are Sen
ator Jones Of Arkansas. Senator Turpie
OF Indiana, Governor Stone Of Missouri,
Hon w. II. Hnrschsen OF Illinois and
Casey Young Of Tennessee
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-15

blind i'm one of his eyes and since that
time. while working on the prison wall,
he received another injury to the other
eye. making him totally blind. 1t Is be-
lieved that IL treated In time by an ex-
pert oculist the sight of the eye injured
in prison can be. to some extent, re-
stored and save the man from permanent
blindness. Such treatment is Impossible
in prison. / deem IL an act OF mercy,
fully justified by the circumstances. 10
restore to this man his liberty. SUM-
cient money has been placed in the hands
of Messrs. Conley & McTague, prison
contractors, to return Jones to his home
in Kansas, whittier he will at once pro-
ceed, IL released" This letter Will be
taken under consideration at the next
meeting of the board of pardons.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-15
MURDERER
A NEW MEXICO COURT FINDS
PADiLLA GUILTY.
The Victim Was Well Known In butte
It Was n Cruel and Cowsrdiy
Assassination.
Special Dispatch to the STANDARD.

Special Dfspatch 10 the standard.
Santa Fe. N. NJ. Nov. 14.-Perfecto
Padilla. Mexican rancher residinv
near the Conchita mining district, was
yesterday found guilty OF murder in
the first degree in the district court
at TERRA Amorilla. In September
last Padilla crawled upon John vi
pond. a Butte. Mont. prospector. IN
the Conchbta- and murdered him in
cold blood as he sat by his camp fire.
Vipond was robbed and his burros
driven off into the mountains. WILL
lam Vipond. a brother OF the murdered
man. closed down mis- mine at Butte.
Mont. and came to search for his
brother. finding the body after 10 days.
Padilla was suspected and arrested
and during the past year William VI
pond has devoted his whole time to
gathering the evidence that convicted
him. The dav for Padilla's execution
has not yet been fixed.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-15
H. Avoids the Conference.

indianapolis. Nov. 14.-General Har-
r.son left for New York at 2:45 O'Clock
this afternoon over the Pennsylvania
limited. He win reach New York to-
morrow afternoon at o'clock. and m
the evening will preside at a meeting
in the, intenest of foreign missions In
Carnegie hall, at whBch ex-Secretary
of State John w. Foster and the Rev
Francis Clarke of Boston will be the
speakers. He will probably not get
back in time for the conference of Indi-
ana republicans next Wednesday.
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UNDER ARREST.
T. A. starrh Will Answer to n Charge of
Embezx ement.

H n. starrh Will Answer To n Charge OF
Embezx ement.
Special Dispatch to the Standard.
Boise. Idaho. Nov. 14.-T. A. Starrh.
ex-register of the United States land
Office at Haley. to-day deposited In
the federal court a bond for $4,000 for
his appearance at the next term OF
that court to answer to two charges of
embezzlement preferred by the govern
ment. Starrh is charged with having
embezzled s3.1S1.05 during the time he
was register at HALEY. $2.O54.49 as reg
lister and s106.56 as special disburslng
agent The warrant for Starrh's ar
rest was procured from United States
Commissioner Brown of this city on
the 9th, but so quietly did the officers
work that nothing was known on the
outside OF the steps that had been
taken or OF the arrest of Starrh until
this forenoon. Starrh had his prelim-
mary examination at Pocatello and
came here for the purpose of furnish
ing bonds. Starrh's shortage came TO
light when an examination OF the office
was made shortly after he left the
office. Last summer a civil action
was commenced against his bondsmen
to recover the shortage. That action
Is still pending. Starrh is one Of the
prominent men in the state. He Is well
known both in Colorado and California.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-15
ONLY ONE STRIKE.
Debs Says the Lsboring Man Must Prop
eriy Place His ballot.


eriy Place His BALLOT.
Milwaukee. Nov. 14.-victor l.. Bur
ger, editor of the Daily Vorwaerts,
went to Woodstock, ILL.,. to interview
the imprisoned labor leader, Eugene
". Debs. Debs said in substance: The
time of strikes is past. Laboringmen
must strike at the ballot box. labor
ing man who votes for any of the old
parties is a slave who is voting the
ticket of his master. and he Is forging
his own chain. 1 am for silver, but the
coinage of silver is no real issue be
cause 1t would change nothing in this
damnable industrial system that makes
slaves Of the great majority of the peo-
pie. Only the complete overthrow of
the present wage slavery and the es-
tablishment of the cooperative COM
monwealth will affect a thorough and
permanent help"
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KILLED IN A MINE.
August shott Meets Death In the Poor
man In Idaho.

Special Dispatch to the Standard.
Boise, Idaho. Nov. H.-August Shott.
foreman of the Poorman mine at Silver
City, met with an accident yesterday,
from which he died to-day. He was
climbing an incline near the old work
ings. when water burst through and he
was carried down by the rush of debris
He never recovered consciousness The
coroner's jury returned a verdict censur-
ing the management. and the matter has
given rise TO much talk. The mine was
worked many years ago and some OF the
old works are not shown on any survey.
A. Grothe, manager of the mine. resents
the finding of the verdict censuring the
company. He states that the company
has taken ever possible precaution and
had cautioned the men, They had unex-
pectedly come upon the old workings,
and IL was known there might be dan
ger. hence the extra precaution- Shott
had a wife living at Dillon. Mont
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In san Francisco.

San Francisco. Nov. 14.-First race
five furlongs-Fly won. Miss Gentry
second. Yemen third: time. 1:01. Five
furlongs-Charlie Booth won. Encino
second. Marionette third: time, 1:11h
Six furlongs-Eva S. I'LL. gelding. won.
Bob Tucker second. Haymarket third !;
time, 1:15%. One mile-San Luis Rey
won, Raindrop second. Faro third !;
time, 1:42. One mile-Happy Day won,
Leonville second. Arundel third; time.
1.41%.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-15
For RobblaE Freight Cars.
al Dispatch TO the Standard.

oFEIlIt A1I7EltNsI 70 tlII 1laII4AIN-
Glendive. Mont. Nov. H.-Sherin
Cavanaugh to-day arrested Charles
Gallagher. a fireman employed on the
Northern Pacific. on complaint OF De-
tective Fitzgerald. who represents the
Northern Pacific. for breaking seals
on cars and stealing goods from cars.
A large number OF ladies' shoes. one
chest OF tea. two cases OF maple syrup
and several sacks OF -four were found
near Gallagheris house this morning.
where they were thrown by him
These petty stealings have been going
on for several years and later de-
velOpments Will indicate several other
parties who are SUSPECTED OF having a
hand In the stealings.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-15
HER IDEA OF YALE.
She Doesn't Seem 90 Care where Her
Boy. Goa woman's Talk.


New Haven. Conn. Nov. 14-To-day's
session OF the Christian Workers con-
vention contributed sensational cpl
sode. Mrs. Poteat. wife OF Rev. L. NJ.
Poteat. pastor OF the Cavalry Baptist
church. where the convention Is being
held. during an address. said: II would
as soon send a son of mine to hell as to
Yale college. 1 make this statement
before the newspaper reporters. and I
would make n to President Dwight
himself"
She said she had seen many Chris
tian young men ruined at Yale. The
first year they were good: the second
they had pipes In their mouths and the
third they had disappeared. Other
speakers followed. but did not .ndorse
Mrs. Poteat's remarks. They said that
II Yale college was TO be discussed. II
sould be IN COMPARISON with other col
qeges.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-15
IT'S NOT DEAD.
There Il stn Talk of the Big Fight, but
No Fight.

No FIghts
Chicago, Nov 14.-The following dis
patch was received in Chicago this af-
ternoon from Ell Paso. Texas:
Sporting Editor Chicago Inter
ocean, now have things in good
shape for am absolutely air-tSght offer
for Cor'bett and Fftzsimmons. How
about that refinement; can Corbett
stand it? Dan Stuart"
The dispatch is interpreted that Stu
art has hit upon a battle ground in
New Mexico. III. II. Mclean of Chica-
so, Stuart's friend and business asso-
ciate, left this city Monday for Santa
Fe. where he had engagements with
the territorial authorities.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-15
A DseI.Ion Amrmeh.

Washington. Nov. 1.-THE district
court Of appeals to-day affirmed the de-
cisson Of Judge McComas in the case
Of Capt. Henry W. HOwgate. who was
sentenced 20 four years on each q two
counts. HOwgate has surrendered him
made.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-15
NO REPORT.
The Grand Jury Returns Indictments
Timber Cutters Are In 1t.

Special Dispatch to the Standard.
Helena, Nov. 14-The United States
grand jury this afternoon returned 13 in
dictments, IL of which were against al
legged violators of the federal timber cut
ting laws and one against Billings man
for selling whiskey to Indians. 1t Is un-
derstood that four Italians were indicted
for cutting timber on the public domain
at Homestake.
Seventeen members of the grand jury
agreed upon the report. Foreman Major
William Davenport refused to sign ~.
1t was forgotten when the jury returned
the indictments, but after its Discharge
Major Davenport would not sign it, say
ing he could not, as the jury was dis
charged. The result was that no report
was presented.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-15
M. A. SAWTELLE.
An Old Montsnan Dies Suddenly In wash
ington State.

Port Townsend, Wash, Nov. IA
Marcus A. Sawtelle. receiver of the
Port Townsend National bank, died
suddenly this evening on the Sehome
while en- route to Seattle. His death
was caused by heart failure. The de-
ceased has been prominent for 40 years
in Pacific coast mining and was mod
erately wealthy. He came to Port
Townsend five years ago from Mon
tana, where he had been prominent In
politics. He was 60 years old.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-15
JONES PARDONED.
He Is Nearly Blind and the Governor
Wat Him Rel ased
special D.spatch TO the Standard.

SPECIAL Dlspatcn 70 the otandard-
Helena. Nov. 14.-Governor Richards to-
day pardoned S. +. Jones. convicted in
Cascade county OF grand larceny and
sentenced TO three years In the peniten-
tiary. His sentence would have expired
July. 1SS6- The governor. in his letter to
the board OF pardons. says OF the case:
"At the time he was convicted. Jones was
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-15

COnstantinople. Nov. n-Gold h
pouring in from abroad and II Is esti-
mated that by the end OF the week
q. 100000 viii have arrived. The run
on the Ottoman bank has completely
ceased
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-15
Bargains For Our Opening:

A gents watch, good time piece. s 2 90
The "Leys" famous watch. ... 12 90
Cup and saucer, with heavy silver
spoon. ........... i 90
Child's china plate, with fork,
knife and spoon. so
Solid silver sugar spoon, with gold
poWi.. ......... ...ss.... W
Solid silver butter knife, with
gold blade. ...... .............. 2 so
II dozen solid tea spoons. ..... 90
Baby cups, from. ...... 25
Beautiful silver brooches FROM. 25
Beautiful silver brooches, with
torquOls.. s........... i 90
Silver mounted purses, from. .... 90
Paper knives, from. rs
Silver manicure sets, from. ...... so
Alarm clocks. ........ ........ ...... 90
The Legs" alarm. ....... l so
And hundreds of others at equally low
prices.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-15
STUART HAS A PLACE
He Makes COrbett and Fitzsimmons an
Offer Worth Considering.
HIS TERMS ARE REASONABLE
The Sport Says That II the Big
Boys Want to Come Together
They Can Do So Without
Molestation-Spor

El Paso, Texas, Nov. 14.-Dan Stu
art, who has been I'm El Paso since last
Saturday arranging for a battle-ground
on which Corbett and Fitzsimmons
could meet for a finish contest. said TO
an associated press reporter tonight:
II have found battle-ground for Cor
bett and Fitzsimmons and have to-
night wired their managers that will
hang up a purse of $4,000 for finish
contest between them, they to take the
entire purse If / fail to carry out my
part of the contract. / would name
Jan. 10, 1896, as the date for the battle.
as that is after the holidays. but an
earlier day can be fixed II the princi-
pals desire it, and the battle-ground
will be of easy access to Ell Paso. 1 am
in the deal alone and am not in any
way connected with any club. / will
post half of the purse when articles
for the contest are signed, and 1 Will
put the other $4,000 UP five days be-
fore the contest. i am not responsible
for the mishaps attendant upon the
efforts to bring the two big men to-
gether at Dallas or the Hot Springs.
The mishaps were the result of political
wrangles with which / had nothing to
do. But this time 1 am sure of my
lOOllllSB dllu Iildll Csill soy tiihI
ever failed to make good my word"
Last night the following telegram
was sent to Julian, F'itzsimmons' man.
ager, at SAN Antonio. and Brady, Cor
belts manager. now In New York:
Have secured battle-ground. VIII
give $4,000 for finish contest between
Corbett and Fftzsimmons, they to take
the entire purse If fail to bring the
contest off on the date named in the
articles. Dan A. Stuart"
When asked by the associated press
reporter il he thought CoI'bett would
fight, Stuart said: II have always be-
lieved that both principals wanted to
fight, and when / left Hot Springs
Brady and Julian knew l was coming
to Ell Paso to locate a battle-ground
where Corbett and Fitzshmmons could
settle their difficulties without inter
ference. / have found the place and
stand ready to guarantee protection,
so II looks to me as II the two men
! cannot avoid a meeting. If 1 fail 20
keep my parr-Uf The contract they can
get $4,000 each, and that sum is worth
riding out to Ell Paso to pick up"
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OUR GRAND
AALL-
IL OPENING
SATURDAY, MONDAY
AND TUESDAY.
Nov. I6, IS and 10.
Nov. I6, IS and 10,

We cordially invite you to visit our
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Montana
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Stuarfs Monte Carlo.

Denver, Col, Nov. a. A spe-
cial to the Republican from FL
Paso says: 1t is reported in sporting
circles here tonight that Dan Stuart
has secured concession for five years
for conducting bull fights, horse racing.
boxing contests and big gambling
house in Jaurez, Mex, just across the
Rio Grande, within five minutes ride
from the business center of FL Paso.
Stuart refuses to affirm or deny the
rumor
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-15
Our Souvenir:
A solid silver cof-
fee spoon with
gold bowl

will be given with every purchase of 81
or over on our opening days.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1895-11-29
Selecting the Turkey.

A turkey that has been killed a day
or two and kept OH ice shows a wrin-
killed., dry skin, split open in many
places. For tenderness there are three
infallible tests The first is the flexible
condition of the bit of 9ristle that lies
under the skin at the point of the wish
bone. The second is by easily breaking
the under bill, and the third is the size
of a small bony knob that appears on
the back of the leg, just half inch
above the foot All these tests can be
personally made, and if gristle and bill
are tender and the knob ON the leg no
larger than a small pea the turkey was
of last springs Matching and will carve
like cheese. Exchange.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1895-11-29
Real Estate Transfers.


The following transfers of real estate
were recorded in the registers office
during the past week:
Lima & Barney to Elizabeth Rosevelt
n q and pit w q q % Keller: $780,
V G. Manley to G w Merriman; n q
q % Hartford; LOO.
& X Howard to M Daniels lot will
Gobleville; S4OO.
&c Youells to Edith Youclls; h lot
3 blk X Decatur; $500.
David Smith to w Is Cooper and wife /;
lots l, 4 blk 30 Paw Paw; 1926.
Andrew Donovan to Lawrence Don
ovan; ID acres part 55 a h n W q 80
Arlington; $500.
" Roosevelt to Lydia NJ Taylor; h
q IL Keller; 81 600
M S Carney to + w Thomas; par W
qnw % Decatur; $l5.
Ira Foster to Dwight Foster; 80 a
secs 10, 10, 16 Keller; $1,000.
Emma X Stanton to l. n Stanton ct
al; q and w h seqse SO
Bloomingdale; 81, 200.
Clarence Ormsby to John Gregory;
10 sec Covert; $500.
G A Roosevelt to A G Thompson; w
e q 10 Keller; 81, 800.
Moulthrop to Jas Shipley; 10 3
h IA South Haven; 81 800.
+ Nettie Roosevelt to Geo Brown; /
M eqse Keller; S215.
+ j Rawson to Lyscom Brigham; q
h n e q 30 Decatur; 1925.
+ w Thomas to + Rawson; G
q 20 ex 20 DECATUR 81, 900.
l. l. Northrup to Eliza j Northrup;
lots 1, South Bangor; $3.50.
j II Miller to G. + Miller; h S
e "a Bangor; 81.
q + Harmon ct al to Addie Ingraham;
so a W Q % Bloomingdale; 81, 900.
Addic Ingraham to j II Banker ct al
same as last above; 81 900.
A X Foster ct al to j 4 Roberts; 10 q
sec IA South Haven; S77S.
Alvin Chapman to M IL Hogmire; e
qseq IL Arlington; 5000.
ID A Squier to Lyscon Brigham; W
qnw q 20 Decatur; $500.
j G Bunnell to G. w Chapman; q
q 10 Lawrence; $500.
VIM Barrett to Adam DeHaven and
wife; eqsw 81 Athena; $1,000.
Adam DeHaven to VIM Barrett; s q
swq 81 and as eq IL Almena;
sl4s6.
NH Silver TO w II Silver; 25 sw q
80 Covert; $3.50.
Samuel Orr to Caroline j Sherwood;
und h II wa 80 Columbia; 1926.
G. w Schuyler to w II Vandecar; $ Q
one q % and l an va % Columbia;
5000.
Agnes Stearns ct al to Ella Taylor;
pit lots 10, III blk Paw Paw; 5000.
Sarah nj Hopkins to w L Merritt and
wife; a W q q 10 South
Haven; $500
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1895-11-29

"Briseis," Vim. Blacks latest novel,
which begins in the December Harper's,
is n welcome addition To the class of
fiction that does not depend for its
interest npon a dissection of the mo-
tives vi morbid aud weak mea and
women. MIR. Black has never lost sight
of the ideal, and not least among his
recommendations IL the fact that his
characters are normal and sane per-
sons, the chronicle OF whose coming
and going may perused with the same
confidence the reader feels i'm observing
the lives of gentlemen and ladies of his
acquaintance.
81 think he Hall Camel says, that
| know my Bible as few literary men
know it, There is no book in the world
like il, and the finest novels ever writ
ten fall far short in interest of any one
OF the stories il tells. Whatever strong
situations l. have in my books are not
of my creation, but are taken from fhe
Bible. The Deemster' is the story of
the prodigal SON The Bondman' is
the story of Esau and Jacob, through in
my version sympathy attaches TO Esau
The Scapegoar is the story of Eli and
his two sons, but with Samuel as little
girl. The Manxman' is the story of
David and Uriah. My new book also
comes out of the Bible, from perfectly
startling source. Mo Ciure'S Magazine
for December.
One of the most blessed things about
Christmas is that it makes SO many
people feel young, writes Edward W.
Box in December Ladies Home Jour.
nal. 1t is the one season of the year
when everybody feels that they can dis.
miss abstruse thoughts, put dignity
aside, forget the worries of the world,
and for time return to their youth. 1t
always seems pity that men try to
conceal this feeling so often at Christ
mas Only few men are capable of
being gracefully caught in the act of
making a miniature train of cars 90
over the carpet. Catch them at it
night or two before Christmas, and
nine out of every ten will instantly get
up from the carpet, brush the dust from
the knee of their trousers-for dust will
get on the carpets Of the best regulated
homes-and Immediately begin to apol-
ogize. l have often wondered why
men resent being caught in this way.
but woman feels differently, and il is
a blessed thing that she does.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1895-11-29
The Bishop and the Pilgrims.

Dean S. Reynolds Hole of Rochester
cathedral tells good story of an Amer
lean bishop who was travelling in Eng
land. Every one he met said: "Ah,
you are from America, to be sure! I've
always been interested in America,
where the pilgrim fathers landed on
Plymouth rock. - The good bishop heard
this so often that there grew up in his
soul loathing for the pilgrim fathers
who landed on Plymouth rock. At last
he remarked, "I'm beginning to wish
it had been the other way-that Plym-
outh rock had landed ON the pilgrim
fathers. "-Exchange.