Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1895-09-28
A LITTLE DEAL.

Bessie Gray in Ladies' Home journal.
A LITTLE DEAL.
Presents, clothes, honeymoon. How
on earth can enc leave ont either?' ask
cd George Littlecash of himself, earnest
" drilling his penho,der into much
furrowed forehead. There never was
wedding without presents AS for no
honeymoon-vhy, Hetty would be jus
titled in crying off before the very altar. .
What had placed our friend in this
unpleasant quandary was, TO begin with,
Uncle Piper's check for $500 1t was a
check to marry Hetty ard set up house
with, and qua cash was satisfactory
enough. but accompanied with the wise
avuncular injunction, George, marry
on cash basis--cash, mind--or never
look me in the face again. Such OK
cellent advice, plus a $500 check, it is
impossible for nephew to spurn, es-
pecially nephew in love.
And then, when he had this gold
mine of untold wealth in his pocket and
afull ocean of happiness to look forward
to, George fell into the tolls Of plausi-
BILE fellow, Tom Scherer of tho we'll
known city firm Of Mouton, Scherer s.
Walker, Scherer had such taking way
of remembering and cberishing affec-
tionately one Christian name.
Aht 49,, 49, 1o,-
George. Coming off next month, Ell?
Happy mani Some Of you follows have
the DEVILS own luck And just in time,
too, for me to put yon on to one of tho
incest little chances Of making com
Portable nest egg for the happy home,
one of tho prettiest chances you ever
had But come into Pipps' and have a
coffee. y
Pipps', that long, low. smoky dive
in Throgmorton street, was crowded
with easy hammered gentlemen in silk
hats, or in no hats at all, who conversed
in pairs and groups with electrical en-
ergy. They could not hear themselves
for their own talking. "Sell at five
three eight, 4" Book you thousand. I"
"Buy six quarter, . Sell, /" Buy"
"Panja2drums, /" Rhodes, ;" Barney's
ssTase or,,'l,;,',, a., ,,',,No',, $500 IL, -
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" a. conv 81 I'he F,,o,,;,,e, 1ntail;aas,co
Renewed Activity In Rand Shares,
was the line in large type that caught
the discousolate investors eve as the
paper Law OH his desk.
"Confound Rand shares p he eiacu.
lated feryentlv. wheeling around az
though from, n too atfectionate snake.
Inst then. SIS luelx had r. in nonned
the beaming and expansive Scherer.
sWhy. George. my dear boy. Won ire
looking as CHASTITY as James Carllan
Read when be was taken from life. as
the waxworks hill saws. Nothing seri.
ous. / hone? Gal chucied vou?v
ssI,oob hero. Scl,erer. don't want Won
blar1,evipe again. I've had ouite enough
If Rs,d eharoe f,,.,,lrs--;n f,ot a lo,,,,