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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

AN amusing printers error occurred in a
recent issue of the London Times. In an
nouncing the marriage of young city man
to the daughter of naval instructor at
Sheerness few words of a telegram
which apparently belonged to some
note from China or from Armenia were
printed after the interesting intelligence.
They read as follows: Trouble is ex-
pected.n
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31
The Skill and knowledge

Essential to the production of the most per-
feet and popular laxative remedy known,
have enabled the California Fig Syrup Co.
to achieve great success in the reputation
Of its remedy, Syrup of Figs, as it is COR
coded to be the universal laxative. For sails
by all druggists.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

"TuERE are some cases." said the young
man, 'in which scientists say that smoking
is beneficial" "Um-yes," replied the man
Of years. "It's good thing for q ham, for
,nst&nce."- ashington Star.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

HOTEL CLERK-"Sir, the visitor in No.
Thirty-five complains that the room is
haunted.n Landlord-"Indeedl Then put
down on his bill: 'One ghost, ten marks "
-Hofer Stadtanzeiger.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31
Down to Bed Rock.

Nov, who is said to support the
1s1erld?"
"Atlas, miss. "
and who supported Atlas?"
please, miss, my book don't say, but
1 spec it was his wife. "-Pittsburg
Bulletin,
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

ATTORNEY ito witness)-"Mr. Chalkley, if
mistake not, you said few minutes ago that
you sold milk for livingp Witness
nan."-Texas Siftings.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

ARGUMENTS, like glass, should be handled
with care. What doth it profit man if he
gain the whole argument and lose his own
friend2-Young Mems Era.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

'WHY do you think Mars is inhabited l'
"Why, because it must be- 1t has canals,
and what's the use of canals if you haven't
anybody to drive your boats l''-Harper's
Bazaar.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

WE desire to repeat advice sometimes
before given, that when egg shells are
fed to hens they should be crushed so
that the habit of egg-eating may not b
encouraged.-Weste Rural.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

"DID you trade any when you wuz ter
townm asked Silas Oatbin. eyes" replied
Farmer Corntossel. II give Teller a coun-
terfeit fifty dollar bill fur a gold brick. ~
Washington Star.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

AN Irish newspaper once said, in announc
ing an accident: "Our fellow townsman
Mr.. Hooligan fell out of the second-story
window yesterday and broke his neck and
be glad to know that the latter are not re-
rious. "-Harper's Bazaar.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

IDTEACHER-"Can anyone explain how the
earth is dividedm Willie with very i'm
Iportant air)-"Between them that's got it
and them that would like to have THAR
Iper's Round Table
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

Leading Lady-How did Miss Van
Tone succeed in her thunder and light
ming song?
Comedian-Oh, she took the house
by storm.-Brooklyn Eagle.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

EVERY one of US, whatever our specula.
tive opinions, knows better than he prac.
tees, and recognizes better law than he
obeys.-Froude
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

''DID your uncle remember you in his
willl" ayes, dear old fellow! He left me
his best wishes in special codicil."-
Harper's Bazaar.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

THE ADVANCED WoMEN.-''Why do you
men like the clubs so well? Is it because
they are so homelike?" at is because they
are not homelilxe life.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

CAN recommend Plso's Cure for Con-
sumption to sufferers from Asthma.-E. D.
TOWNSEND, Fl Howard, Wis, May A, 94.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

HoAx-"Why do you call your hunting
dog Indian2" Joax-"Because he's always
on the scent. Record.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

HARPER's Scalp Food makes hair grow. Soc.
What cleans the blood? PURIFICo. $1.0O.
HARVEY MEDICAL Co., Cincinnati, o.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

81 WILL kill him." cried the poet "if
have to tie him fast and read him to death
with one of my own sonnets. "-Harper'a
Bazaar.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

'YoU never told me Miss Faireirl was an
athlete" "Well, is shel' Yes, she has
thrown me over."-Detroit Free Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

BEECHAM's PILLS for consultation ice and
25c. Get the book (free) atyour druggists
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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

BUSINESS MAN-"Are you a good whis-
tier, my boy?" Applicant -"Yessir! daisy"
Business Man-"Getm-Bo Courier
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

A PUBLIC compliment never Offsets pri
vate growl.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

How MY THROAT Hurts Why don't yoH
use Haie's Honey of Horehound and Tart
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

WE have more power than will and it is
often by way of excuse to ourselves that we
fancy things are Observation-Disclosures
cauld
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31
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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

A SHINING light must furnish its own OH
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

WE may read, and read and read again,
and still find something new, something TO
please, and something to Observation-Disclosures
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1895-10-31

Halls Catarrh Cure
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The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-01-17

Newbern, N c., was named after
Bern in Switzerland by Baron de
Graafewidt, Swiss, who founded the
town in 1920.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-01-17
THE ST, LOUIS REPUBLIC FREE
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The remaining short session of the
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Missouri 10000 Years Hence.

According to the engineers of the hy-
geographic bureau, the level of the gulf
of Mexico is one foot higher than it was
in 1859, and of course, the encroach-
ment on the surrounding coasts has haon
greater or less, pending on their charac
ter. In some places, where the marginal
lands are composed of high, rocky bluffs
this change of level has gone on from
year to year without attracting atten-
ton. On the other hand, many low ly
ing points (some that were once inhab-
tied by the primitive inhabitants or by
the pioneer white settlers), are entire
ly submerged. The cause of this change
of level has not as yet been ascertained,
but it is reasonably certain that it is the
result of either settling of the dry land
or of general and uniform rising or
upheaval in the gulf bed. No man who
has given the matter moments thought
will argue that there is more water in
the gulf now than there was 80 years
ago. On the contrary, there isn't the
least doubt but that there is much less.
However this may be, if this aqueous
encroachment is steadily maintained,
Keokuk will be deep water harbor and
st. Louis and the whole of Missouri
will be entirely submerged in less than
10000 years from JAN l, 1895.-St
Louis Republic.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-01-17
EUGENE FIELD INTERVIEWED.
That Is. he Fired Talk For Nine Minutes
ct a Reporter.

That Is, he Fired Talk For Nine Minutes
ct Reporter.
Eugene Field, the humorous poet, IA
nous for his beautiful children 5 verse;
l was told had just come in from Chi.
cago and would be at the Authors club
that night | reached the Authors club
about 0 o'clock and learned that Field
had gone.
"Where?''
ITO Washington.
what srain?"
eleven O'Clock
was in jersey City and in that train
at 1850
Whip out your notebook and write
for all you're worth. . said Mr. Field.
throwing himself and his bag in the
seat you've only nine minutes Time
enough, though. for two uneventful bi.
ographies like mine F"
Never mind that. You're fond of
the quaint and curious, Mr.. Field
What'r' your fads pets and SO on?'
well, listen for your life now I'm
fond of dogs, birds and all small pets
My favorite flower is the carnation My
favorites in fiction are Hawthorne's
Scarlet Letter, Don Quixote' and 'Pil-
grim's Progress believe in ghosts
in witches and in fairies | should like
to own big astronomical telescope
and "a tune music box | adore dolls
| dislike politics, so called. | should
like to have the privilege of voting ex-
tended to women. am unalterably OPP
posed to capital punishment. l favor
system of pensions for noble services in
literature, art, science, etc. | approve
of compulsory educations | believe in
churches and schools. I hate wars, ar
mics, soldiers, guns and fireworks. | do
not care particularly for sculpture or
for painting. try not to become inter
ested in them, for the reason that if |
were to cultivate taste for them
should presently become hopelessly
bankrupt. dislike all exercises, and
play games very indifferently, love to
read in bed | am extravagantly fond
of perfumes Ny favorite color is red,
| am poor diner, and | drink no wines
or spirits of any kind, nor do smoke
tobacco, dislike crowds, and I abom-
mate functions l am feet in height
and have shocking taste in DRESS but
like to have well dressed people about
me. l do not love all children. have
tried to analyze my feelings toward
children, and think discover that l
love them in so far as | can make pets
of them. I believe that if live, l shall
do my best literary work when 1 am
grandfather. "
"And how did you become humor
ist, Mr.. Field?" asked while the por-
ter besought me with tears in his eyes
to leave the train before it started.
"Oh, they not made. They're born. +"
Call aboard" And Eugene Field
was gone. -Demorest's Magazine.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-01-17
Queer WAYS of the Toad.

Paternal affection is not perhaps the
precise emotion that we should be dis
posed to look for in the cold blooded
frog But the Surinam toad appears to
exhibit this praiseworthy attitude of
mind toward his numerous progeny
When his mate lays her eggs, the solicit
Gus father places them carefully upon
her back, where in due time their pres
ence causes an irritation that produces
numerous small holes, into which the
eggs forthwith drop. In these cells
which, from mutual pressure, get to be
hexagonal, like honeyoomb, the young
frogs are finally Matched, and for bit
scramble about their mothers back, hid
ing in their nurseries when danger
threatens. London News
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-01-17
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Harper's Magazine
In S9S

The Simpletons, rev novel by THOMAS
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of empires. The next volume of HARPER's
MAGAZINE will con ain four illustrated ar
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Harper's Weekly
In 1895.

HARPER'S WEEKLY Is pictorial history
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Harper's Bazaar.


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Il Wise Man,

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is the matter with this dinner?
She (mildly)-I cooked it, dear.
He-Well, l was wondering what
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The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-01-17

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