The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1895-06-19
STORIES OF THE DAY.
MRS. Coin Tries to Master the Intricacies
of the Financial Question.

of the Financial Question.
Husband, said Mrs. Coin as she
united her bonnet and proceeded to put
away her things Saturday evening, Il
had such an experience this afternoon.
After we came out from the matinee we
went into candy store where they sell
light drinks as we'll as ice cream soda.
AS soon as we sat down at little table
the waiter came up, and says he, Bull
lion, lady?' So thought your predic-'
tions were coming out all right Which
kind?' I says Hot OF cold, he says.
Really it did not seem to me that they
ought to be giving out bullion hot, but
I suppose he meant right from the mint.
Gold or silver?' I says. He looked
puzzled Just then the proprietor, who
had heard me, smiled, and says he,
Silver, lady Fifteen, says he. Eff
teen to one, says I. Yes, says he, or
25 for two Then he brought us two
cups of Just common beef tea. wonder
why they keep such lunatics in such
places, husband"
Coin seemed pensive, but said moth
ing.
Mrs Coin was rocking pleasantly Sat-
urday evening as she darned Coins
stockings. IT was talking to that man
I bought the silver spoons from, Coin,
dear asked him how much silver was
in each of those spoons when bought
them of him just before the Sherman
Jaw was repealed, when silver had got
SO cheap About so cents worth, says
he. I says, Well one of these days
you'll have to take those same spoons
back for 81 Says he, Who'll make
me?' says: Coin will Haven't you
sead my husbands book?' I'd like to
see him make me take back so cents
worth Of silver for 81, says he. I am
not fool, says he. MY husband will
attend to your case, says. Won't you,
Coin, dear?"
Mrs. Coin went right on darning and
didn't see her husbands anxious coun-
tenance.
1t was Sunday morning that Mrs.
Coin showed how we'll she had been at
school She descended, bonnet on, prayer
! book in hand, and dressed in her largest
| sleeves. Her short curls, the product of
a mechanical process of the night and
morning, were primped to perfection.
She laid down the prayer book, finished
drawing on her gloves and then showed
Coin her empty purse.
mot going to church with me?" said
she.
"No," replied Coin; II think shall
stay at home this morning"
every WE'LL" replied Mrs. Coin.
Every well, dear. Just give me little
redemption money"
WHAT" said Coin, opening his eyes
wide.
"a little redemption money, my dear.
I have not cent
Redemption money! gasped Coin.
EYES," said Mrs. Coin, shaking her
little curls with laughter. "You see
hGv we'll have read your book. You
said that Professor Laughlin said he did
not know what redemption money
meant i'll your book. Go, though. am
not fnancier's wife for nothing Am
! I, Coin, dear?'
Redemption money!" repeated Coin
as his face grew pale.
"O@e would think you do not want to
be saved, said Mrs. Coin.
Redemption money! he repeated
sadly.
"Why, Of course, - said Mrs. Coin tri-
umphantly. How dull you are this
morning! Redemption money is what
you put on the plate at church "
Coin put some currency into the ex-
tended purse, and Mrs. Coin went forth,
feeling herself one of the elect.
She did not hear him groan as he
buried his face in his hands "Oh, why
were women ever permitted to learn to
read?"-Chicago Times Herald.
How to Conduct Dueling Correspondence
DR.. Tanner received the following tele-
gram from Major Jones Of Penzance at
the house Of commons On Monday: Gin
reply to your despicable question about
the Duke of Cambridge, designate you
a coward. Delighted to give you salts
| faction across the water. Pistols. To
this the anti-Parnellite whip at once
replied: "Wire received. Will meet you
tomorrow in Constantinople, under the
tower of Galata, midnight. Being chal-
lenged, prefer torpedoes Bring another
ass Tanner. Yesterday another dis
patch from the Cornish watering place
was delivered at Westminster: "Unwit-
tingly you have confirmed my telegram,
but not the challenger Jones, Ma