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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28
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How Manufacturers Daughter Did Not
Become MY Lady.
Some years ago / was acting as curate
in large London parish. Two young
people in whom Twas greatly interested
were to be married on acertain Wednes-
day in April Contrary to custom, the
bride arrived before the bridegroom
indeed the bridegroom never arrived at
all
It subsequently transpired that the
bridegroom had disappeared the previous
evening and was nowhere to be found.
He has not been found to this day No
cause for his disappearance was ever as
signed, nor has any clew to his where
abouts ever been discovered. The poor
young bride succumbed to the shock,
and it was my melancholy duty to Off
ciate at her burial some weeks later.
One more case, and have done. A
curate, in receipt of little more than
e100 year, proposed to the daughter Of
wealthy north country manufacturer
and was accepted Paterfamilias was ex-
tremely angry at this and forbade the
young fellow his house Candor compels
me to state that the daughter offered
very little resistance to her fathers OBJ
jections, and the curate, who was genu-
inely fond of the girl, removed to dis
tant parish.
Two months after this event he fell
into baronetcy and rather more than
ca, 900 year. The manufacturer saw
that he had made mistake and opened
up negotiations in letter. By return
he received telegram with the laconic
information, "Too late = We may be
certain that the good manufacturer
wife gave him large ''piece of her
mind, as the saying goes. London
Answers
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28


How to Cure Yourself While Using 1t.
The tobacco habit grows on a man until
his nervous system is seriously affected,
impairing health, comfort and happiness
10 quit suddenly is too severe shock to
the system, as tobacco to an inveterate
user becomes a stimulant that his system
continually Graves. Baco-Curo is a scIen-
tific cure for the tobacco habit, in all it's
forms, carefully compounded after the
formula of an eminent Berlin Physician
who has used it in his private practice
since 1872, without failure, purely vege-
table and guaranteed perfectly harmless.
You can use all the tobacco you want,
while taking Baco- euro. it will notify you
when to stop. We give written guaran-
tee to permanently cure any case with
three boxes, or refund the money with 10
per cent. interest. Baco-Curo is not a
substitute, but scientific cure, that cures
without the aid of will power and with
no Inconvenience. 1t leaves the system
as pure and free from nicotine as the day
you took your first chew. or smoke. Sold
by all druggists, with our ironclad guaran-
tee, at $1.00 per box, three boxes, (thirty
days treatment $3.50, or sent direct upon
receipt of price. Send Six Iwo- Cent
Stamps for Sample Boz, Booklet and Proofs
Free. Eureka Chemical & Manufacturing
Company, Manufacturing Chemists, La
Crosse, Wisconsin,
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28
A VICTIM TO ETIQUETTE.


An Artists Uncomfortable Experience at
a Royal Banquet In Korea.
The rigid etiquette which prevails in
Korea as to ceremonious banquets is in
convenient for strangers, whose un-
trained appetites are scarcely up to the
Korean standard An artist, making a
stay in Seoul, was hidden to royal
feast at the kings palace, to his mingled
! joy and despair. Ignorant of native GUS
toms, he appealed to Mr.. g., the Eng
lish consul, to guide him through the
ordeal The one thing impressed upon
him was this: ''It is great insult to re-
fuse what is offered you at table and a
greater insult not to eat all that is on
your plate. 49, a -
We all sat down gayly, and the feast
began All the products of the country
seemed to have been cooked and put be-
fore me, including meats, fish, honey,
sweets, vegetables and sauces, of which,
mind you, we had to eat mountains"
piled on our plates Young pigs, in the
puppy state, were also there and were
much appreciated by my princely enter
tanners
When I was but half way through,
however, not being provided with an
ever expanding digestive apparatus, like
my friends of Chosen, really felt as if
I were suffocating.
raised my eyes pleadingly to Mr.. G.,
but he shook his head sternly. The serv-
ants, seeing me hesitate, piled me bus
lily with potatoes, barley, millet and at
least half bushel of beans
After vainly praying for courage and
dexterity to slide the food under the
table made desperate inroads upon the
heaped up vegetables. Once again /
rolled my eyes in dumb entreaty toward
the consul, who once again shook his
head, this time with sardonic grin
which made me determine to get through
the feast somehow, but in silence.
After this was treated to lily bulbs
and radishes dipped in the vilest of
sauces, besides large portion Of a pup
py pig roasted and fruit in profusion,
with foreign and native wines. At
length, when l felt that with the next
mouthful should groan aloud, the end
was reached That unhappy meal began
at noon and was brought to close at
2 p. M
To those who appreciate the pleasure
of eating, let me recommend a royal
Korean dinner. No pen can describe the
agonies endured as was carried home
in my green sedan chair. For days
scarcely ate mouthful, and to this day
the sight Of a puppy pig is unbearable
Youth s Companion.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28

The village of Pownal, Vt, surely
once had a poet who had missed his
calling and become marble cutter. Be-
low are some specimens of his famous
"rhyming epitaphs, " samples Of which
are still to be seen In the little cemetery
the town mentioned:
Here lies in silent clay
Miss Arabella Young,
Who ON the twenty-f first Of May
Began TO hold her tongue.
Here lies the wife Of Simon Stokes.
Who lived and died like other folks.
Here lie, and no wonder I'm dead,
For q wagon wheel passed over my head
Here lies John Hill, q man Of skill.
His age was five times ten.
He never did good, nor never would
Had he lived as long again.
st. Louis Republic.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28
Red Wine Vinegar.

Red wine vinegar is made just like
cider vinegar, shade greater care be-
ing taken, perhaps, to keep it clean and
pure. The wine used comes largely from
California and Ohio, which of late years
has been making good deal of it. The
factory can easily turn out 80 barrels a
day, and where one considers that tea
spoonful at a meal is very large aver
age for the ordinary adult it will be
seen how far such quantity will go.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28

An old negro named Nanny who had
taken "day off, in order to attend that
most important function among Afro
Americana wedding asked how
she had enjoyed herself
Emily meselfi / didn't emily meself
no how, " was her reply. g 'Twan't no
weddin, dat ar. Twas jest margin.
Dere wasn't no cake nor ice cream nor
nuffin else to eat wuff talkin about.
'Twan't no weddin Twas jest a mar
gyin. New York Sun.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28
A Winning nsluK.

Fogg-What do you mean by saying
that the thing can't be done? Gougel
says it can be done, and Gouger is the
best authority in the whole world.
suppose you will admit that?
Fenderson-Oh, Of counsel If Gougel
says it can be done, have nothing more
to say.
Figg latter Fandcsson's departure)- -
Who is this Gouger and is he such an
authority upon the matter?
Fogg-Never heard of him in my life.
Don't know there is such a person.
Probably there isn't II there is, don't
know whether he is an authority on this
or any other question. Boston Trans
cript.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28

Rev. John Reid, Jr.. of Great Falls,
Mon, recommended Ely's Cream Balm to
me. can emphasize his statement ut
is positive cure for catarrh if used as
directed. "-ReY. Francis W. Poole, Pastor
Central Pres. Church, Helena, Mon.
1t ls the medicine above all others for
catarrh, and is worth its weight in gold
| can use Ely's Cream Balm with safety
and it does all that is claimed for it.-B.
w. Sperry, Hartford, Conn.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28
Mary e. Dyer.

Mrs. Mary E. Dyer of Winona, Mimi,
has been elected school director from
the First ward. The women of the town
desired to have her for director, and
she obtained the Republican nominal
ton. She was supported by the best part
of the city press and was elected by a
handsome majority, the women them
selves casting large vote for her. It is
the first time that any woman has been
chosen to such position in Winona.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28
A snhtle Cnmhinatinn,

"Sabe up yoh money an foller me, +" said
Eratus Pinkley, in earnest confidence to a
friend Oats whut yoh wanter do"
Is yoh playin craps erginP'
"Not right now. Use waitin fob de
sign"
''Whut dat2''
''I'se waiting fob de baseball scoh in dis
city ter stan seben ter lebben. Den rs
gwine ter walk ober de Long bridge an
fob close er fus' mortgage on de hull OBJ
jackson City. Washington Star.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28

:. - =.
A"o N~'eA Or.n $50 ~" - A"'e "
-
Inc lrsS havel orange "as uouD'ie'ss
. lreaA W sport a. noI .l: l !
say ~ maze susli lluie ny arOlllce
"oulu 10 ,lnlosSrpio - - apn.rn !,
even IN tne Duo Inc MAYER SHOWS IA ene
quo as early as tne AaeOer can % e1-
amlneo under tne microscope u may
even pe traced pacK 20 tne mower, Wnlcn
Is oouDie-tnough tnae WORD ooes not
express the loea very Weii' eacn Diossoln
having a secondary blossom W1tnln u
~ the developed ruit the naVei is itsen
secondary orange IN some specimens
having olstlnct sKln surrounding II.
Tne TWO story QSenge- Is no novelty
a DOCK on norueaiSure pupnshed IN
lo4S gives a picture OF tne naVei orange
aau CALLS IL pomum Aoalnl Ioseum.
Lnls Is Ine earnest reference known.
Inc blossoms rarely have any polien' ana
'ne lrulc - =, usually, tnougn not Always
seeu,ess. Ine variety Is reproouceu "
, pueu "heae II or,giha'eo - no'
AloMn WIN certainty DuG u was proO-
aDly - sou%leln ASIA 1nence ~ maS
Dlouen' ~ 'ie region 2. inc meui'er I,
neo 1s s'llu oveneualiy uiAl useu ov9r '.io
noi-u q 10y VINO ns'u 'raveleu ~
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28
Mothers. Reod !

Mothers, Read This Gil
more's Aromatic Wine is recon-
mended by all medical societies
in the western part of this state
to be the best regulating tonic
for all complaints which ladies'
are subjected to. A certain
cure for Nervous Debility, Indi-
gestion and Inward Weakness,
a general regulator for the
stomach and bowels. Sold by
Elmer d. Prickitt.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28
whv Bostou people wear snectaole,.

Here in Boston the normal condition
is spectacles, and those who don't wear
eyeglasses for one or the other, 'tseeing
or reading" are the glorious exception.
So prevalent is this misfortune-for it
can be called nothing else-oculists have
been known to say that even the very
babies should be born in spectacles
Whether it is the effect of the New Eng
land climate on the optic nerve or just
plain heredity no one knows. Astigma-
tism exists, as every one is aware, and
in spite of all precautions increases in
Boston to a fearful extent. Boston Her
aid
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28
Could Make One to Order.

"This is a mighty fine place. don't
think, " CONTEMPORARY observed the tat
tered vagrant 1.-THE benches hain't been
painted fur nine years, the trees need trim
min an the grass is dyin fur want of bein
looked after You hain't got no bump Of
ORDER
"I'll raise one on You mighty quick II
you don't move on" answered the park
policeman, Numbering his club.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28
perfaotlp Satisfied

Crack Boat Builder-Ah, how de do,
Mr.. Richman? How did that rowboat /
made you last summer suitP
Mr.. Richman-Perfectly.
"Ah I'm glad to hear it. always
like to give satisfaction. Suited perfectly,
eh2"
Eyes. left it in front of my boathouse
all summer, and every scalawag who tried
to steal it got upset or drowned. New
York Weekly.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28

Catterson-I tell you, old man, you are
making an awful mistake You ought to
live in the country.
Hatterson-I would, old fellow, but 1
hate to disappoint my friends who are al
ready living there.
Catterson- Disappoint themi How2
Hatterson-Well, you see, they like to
visit me in the city SO much-New York
World
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28

The best salYe in the world for cuts.
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblsins,
and corns. all skin eruptions. and positive
ly cures piles, or no pay required. 1t is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
For sale by Elmer D. Prickitt, Mt. Holly,
and Lnmberton.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28
Regular,

Gotrox-Did the count make regular
proposal?
His Daughter-I think SO. He insisted
on settlement of 33 per cent.-New York
World
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28
nisoonrarine to Forestry.

A rife that will go through "a inches
of oak and human body at l, 500 yards.
such as the new army rifle will do, de-
stroys the previously existing high pre-
MUM on trees in time of battle. -Roch-
ester Union and Advertiser.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28
An Imputation.

eyes" said the dealer, domestic to-
baccos are much cheaper now than they
used to be. y
"Well, I" said the customer, who had
just bought box of cigars, st seems to
me, then, that you ought to quote much
lower rate on these imported cigars. -
Chicago Record.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28
Last Tour of the Season via Pennsylvania
Railroad.

A trip to Washington, D. c., under any
circumstances, cannot but prove interest
ing and instructive, but when made under
the Pennsylvania Railroad Company's
perfect personally conducted tourist sys-
tenn. the trip is an ideal one in every par
ticular.
The last tour of this seasons series
leaves New York and Philadelphia May
%.
The rates. including accommodations at
Washington's best hotels, are $3.50 from
New York and $l1.50 from Philadelphia
proportionate rates from other points.
Detailed itinerary will be sent on appli-
cation to Tourist Agent, 1895 Broadway,
New York, or Room All, Broad Street
Station, Philadelphia
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28

SHILOH'S CURE. the great Cough and
Group Cure, is in great demand. Pocket
size contains twenty-five doses only 25c
Children love it. Sold by R. G. Barring
ton. druggist, AZ Main st.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28

KARL'S CLOVER ROOT will purify
your Blood. clear your Complexion, regu-
late your Bowels and make your head
clear az bell. 25c.. Soc, and $l.OO. Sold
bv R. C. harrington. druggist, AZ Main st.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28

II have received Hoods Paper Dolls
which are sent for one trademark from
Hoods Pills and ten cents in stamps, and
think they are very nice. We all nse
Hoods Pills and regard them as the best
that we have ever taken" Sadie L.
Frake. Mount Holly. N. ].
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28
One True Admirer.

"Mr. Timmins," said the old FASH
toned girl, II hope you are not an adj
mirer of the new woman "
"Oh, but am, confessed Timmins.
''She is good for at least three jokes and
poem every week. indianapolis
Tnr,rna1 -..tia.ls
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28
LAFAYeTTE,s GRAVE.
1t Is In Old Paris, and sIlken American
Flag AIwaxs Floats Over II.

It Is In Old Paris, and q Silken American
Flag Always Floats Over 1t.
"While in Paris short while ago, /"
said traveller recently, it occurred to
me that it was fitting act to make a
pilgrimage to the tomb of that illus
trious Frenchman, dear to the hearts Of
all American patriots, Marquis de La
fayette. asked number Of people be-
fore could find any one to enlighten
me as to the spot, but after repeated in
Quiry ascertained its location The grave
is situated in old Paris, within the
grounds of convent that the ancestors
of Lafayette founded, and where repose
the remains of many Of the French no.
bility. The first thing that attracted my
attention in connection with the hero's
tomb was that above it f1oated silken
flag bearing the stars and stripes.
ut seems that good many years ago
an American gentleman left in his will
sum of money to be used for the spe-
cial purpose Of keeping an American
flag forever flying above the grave Of
Lafayette. It has done so, without in
PERMISSION, from the day the will went
into effect, and whenever, through the
wear of the elements, one flag becomes
unserviceable new one straightway
takes its place. Through untold centuries
the emblem of the country which, in its
early struggles for liberty, had his be-
neficent aid viii wave above his ashes !"
-WaShinoton Post,
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28

Ignatius ]. Loyola had the face of an
ascetic, with sharp features, worn with
fasting, watching and prayer.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28

ALI oNesshACO - ~AAO AAAchh<@Aa&o Rceeu0Es
The man who reads the exchanges is
a very important man, and, let me say,
too, he is pretty highly paid man. He
has to read, we win say, 5000 papers
regularly All the newspapers in the
country come into the Office, and he does
not do anything else. He sits at his desk
all day, and q pile Of newspapers, or,
say, cord of newspapers, is laid before
him every morning b starts to work
and turns them over and over to see
what is in them. He has to know what
it is that should be taken from them
and put into his paper. What is the in
teresting storyf 1t requires Judgment to
know this. It requires knowledge and
experience as well as talent. 1t also re-
quires q sense Of humor, because there
are great many things that are really
important that may not seem so at the
first glance, and the newspaper reader
has got to judge about that He must
always be on hand and spend a great
many hours at his desk, and he is pretty
tired when he gets through with his
day task. It is a hard duty, but he has
lots Of amusement, and, as I said, he is
very well paid So he is happy. Charles
A Dana in McClure's Magazine.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28

Captain Sweeney, o. s. A., San Diego,
Cal, says "Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy is
the first medicine have ever found that
would do me any good" Price SOC. Sold
by R. G. Darlington, druggist. AZ Main st.
Probably no one approves of the way
an old man amnsaa himsalf
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria-
When she became Miss, she chung to Castcria.
When she had Children. she gave them CastOria
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28
WAsHINGTnN. n. q.

Newsboy-"Kin you ride a bicycle 2''
Bootblack smoke cigarettes, an,
OATS bad enough"
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Lord Bacon had voice described by
one of his contemporaries as Every
smooth and oily"
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"Nothing ven ure, nothing have.

That which makes children happy often
makes old people tired.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28

There are some things people want put
off until they are dead.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28

Elevate the working class by keeping
your children in ii.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28

Lead others. not by violence, but by
law and equity.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28

Hoods Pills cure biliousness. indiges-
ton.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1895-05-28

In morals, much is in intent; in
achievement, everything is action.
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DON'T STOP TOBACCO.

Nothing in this world equals the pleas
ure mother finds in her good son.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-05-04
HAWAIIAN NATIONAL BAND.
They viii Likely Leave Wednes
day for a Tour Of the States.

According to a current rumor
yesterday, information was received
by the Australia that the Hawaiian
National Band would leave next
Wednesday for an extended tour
through the United States.
Bandmaster Libornio, who re-
turned by the steamer yesterday,
and who is supposed to have
effected arrangements, while alb
sent, for the band to give exhibit
tons in the States, was seen last
night in regard to the matter. He
stated reports were in circulation
about such a trip, but denied any
knowledge Of it. William Ayelett,
a prominent member Of the band,
was also seen. He knew nothing
about an offer being made to the
band.
Notwithstanding the evasive re-
plies Of Prof. Libornio and Ayelett,
it is generally credited that ar
rangements have been perfected
for the National Band to tour the
States, and that they will leave by
the Australia Wednesday.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-05-04
MONDAY Sales by Morgan.

Three important sales viii be
held by Auctioner Morgan this
noon. The unexpired lease of val
liable warehouse property on Queen
street will go under the hammer /;
also, the lease Of the Alma cottage
at waikiki. This lease has an IN
expired term of twenty-three years.
At J. l. DoBsett's Queen-street
stables thirty island-bred mares
and horses will be sold.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-05-04
ROWING ASSOCIATION.
Local Club Representatives Decide
TO Form One.
to Form One.

The three delegates of the vari-
GUS boat clubs, A. G.. NJ. Robert
son, Myrtles L. D. L. Ward, Hea-
lanis; and J. S. Low, Leilanis, met
last night at the home of the Myr-
tie club representative for the pur-
pose of discussing the ACCESSIBILITY
of forming a rowing association.
They reported favorable senti-
ment in this respect, and it was de-
cided to instruct the clubs to APP
point three delegates each, to meet
on the 18th inst. for the purpose of
forming such an association.
The association will decide all
classification of crews, dates for re-
gattas, and in fact, have complete
government of all races.
Changes that might be advan-
tageous should the association be
formed, were discussed.