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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19
A COSTLY EXPERIENCE.
Which Wound Up With Employing an
Unsophisticated Savage.

It's quite the fad now for householdcrs
to send their servants to cooking school
and pay all the fees for their culinary cdu-
cation. After taking a course the servant
invariably resigns and goes after a place
where her superior attachments will COM
mand higher remuneration.
"That makes three girls I've had taught
to cook" said Harlem woman who can
not afford to pay more than SIT a month,
land each one has left as soon as l have
paid for her tuition. The first one was
very anxious to become proficient in the art
and spent most of the week at tho cooking
colleges learning to make complicated
dishes. She got SO that she could cook
anything.
II resolved to give dinner party, SO
as to show off her superior attachments,
which my friends had all heard about
from me, but had never tested. Two days
before the dinner party she decamped. She
had got better situation.
1.-The next, l was sure, wouldn't play
me shabby trick like that and had her
graduate. When she got her diploma, she
came and demanded a raise of 81 a month
in her wages. She left, very much an
noyed at my refusal to recognize her in
creased value.
"The third is the last shall ever teach
anything. She graduated at the head of
her class III the Yorkville University of
Scientific Household Directors and made
the valedictory Grafton at the commence
ment.
SIT was only week aftcrward when 1
was congratulating myself upon my work,
when Della came running up to me and
exclaimed:
Hurrah! He'll marry me now. He
says can cook good enough for him, and
Father O'Stufferty is going to join us the
day after tomorrow.
"The he she referred to was the police
man ON our beat. He had long loved her,
but he was an epicure and said that they
could not wed until she cooked better. He
is perfectly contented with the education
have given her, but he hasn't even ex-
pressed his gratitude.
my cooking is now being done by a
red haired savage who thinks eggs should
be boiled half an hour and potatoes three
minutes, and who refuses to be converted
from that idea. I've had enough of giving
cooking lessons, though, and Pm letting
her have her own way. New York Her.
aid.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19

Some time ago was taken sick with .
cramp in the stomach, followed by diar-
rhoea. took. a couple of doses of
Chamberlain's Colo, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy and was Immediately re-
lieved. / consider IL the best medicine in
the market for all such complaints. I
hive sold the remedy to others and every
one Who uses it speaks highly of IL. J..
W. Strickler, Valley Center, CAL For
sale by A. @. ireland, il.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19
The Wish laratIfied.

You have often wished for something
Ito take the place of pills. Now try a
.25-cent package of Simmons Liver Regu-
lator powder. Take it dry, on the tongue,
or make it into tea. It is pleasant to
take, and gives quick reflective good
recommendation.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19
The Grand Canon Of the Colorado

the most sublime OF natures work on
earth, indescribable, can easily be reached
via Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs
on this road. To the natural bridge Of
Arizona aud Montezumas well You can
tourney most directly by this line. Oh.
serve the ancient Indian civilization Of
Laguna or Acoma, "the City Of the Sky"
Visit the petrified forest near Carrizo
See and marvel at the freak of Canon
Diablo. Take hunting trip IN the mag
niHcent pine forests of the San Francisco
mountains. Find interest in the ruins OF
the pre-historic
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19
CONNECTIONS.

ALBUQUERQUE. 7. & s. F. Railway
for all points east and south.
nix railway for points in central and
southern Arizona.
BLAKE-Nevada Southern Railway for
Purdy and connection with stage lines
for mining districts north.
Observation-Disclosures California Railway
for Los Angeles, San Diego and other
California points.
MOJAVE-Southern Pacific Company for
San Francisco, Sacramento and other
northern California points.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars

No change is made by sleeping car pas
sengers between San Francisco, Los
Angeles offSan Diego and Chicago.
The Atlantic & Pacific Railroad, the
great middle route across the American
continent, in connection with the rail
ways Of the "Santa Fe route" Liberal
management; superior facilities; pic.
turesque scenery; excellent accommoda-
tlons.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19
FOrestAlled.

Reporter-What do you think Of Amer.
icap
Swell Britisher Gust landed) Don't
know till SEQ the morning papers. They
will probably tell me.-New York World.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19

Bostonian. What do you think of our
park systems Buffalonian. In one
respect it's like that of every other city.
Bostonian. Howl Buffalonian. It's the
finest in the country.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19

May-I wonder why Reggie never mar
ried.
Jack-He had love affair when quite
young and has never gotten over it.
May-Who was the object Of his affec.
tionsp
Jack-Himsef.- Philadelphia Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19
A Great Effort.

"That lady over therep oh, yes, she is
very clever. She has mastered three Ian
guages and her husband. - Fliegende
Batter
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19
In No Hurry.

visitor-Why, Mabel, how you grow
You will soon be a woman.
Mabel hopes not. Grown peoples
have to wait until person is gone before
they can tell what they think Of her.
Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19
Objected To.

Mrs Flitter-I wish you wouldn't call
me dear any more.
Mr.. Flitter-Why not9
Mrs. Flitter-Oh, it sounds too expen-
dive for these hard times. -Doston Courier
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19

Was Col. Blood's title won on the
fieldf Yes, on the cotton field. Shot
three niggers in the legs and Knocked a
mule down with his fist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19

The latest achievement in photography
is taking picture 500 feet under water.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19

Having used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy in my family and found it to be
first-class article, take pleasure in re-
commencing it to my friends. j. v.
Foster, Westport, Cal. For sale by A. @.
Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19

Biddle. 1t is all wrong to say that
Philadelphia is slow. Herdso. Ofcourse
it is; how can thing be described as slow
that never moves?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19

The latest fish story is that the shape
of a fish hook has not changed in twenty
centuries.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19

The Chicago stonemen had a banquet
Saturday night and ats marble and layer
cakes, quartz of ice cream in bricks,
pyramids OF ices, and altogether had a
rocky time of it, including little stone
.fepce
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19

Thirty London tradesmen boast the
title of purveyors of whisky to Queen
Victoria.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19

Hard Luck. Nizier, are there many
good situations in Smazeley's new play?
Blizner. I don't see how there can be the
manager isn't able to pay salaries.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19

More than fifty kinds of bark are used
in the manufacture of paper.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19
Extremes.

She-Do you find that art is longp
D'Auber- Yes; but we, its deyotees, are
generally short. Life
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19
WESTWARD
ID STATIONS EASTWARD

Arrive Los Angeles 9:35 a. M; $3.50 p.
m. Leave Los Angeles at 700 am; 800
.. m.
Arrive San Diego 12:45 p. M; $3.50 p.
ms Leave San Diego at 2:15 p. m.
Arrive at San Francisco at 9:15 a. m.
Leave San Francisco at 800 a. m.
*Every day but Sunday.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19

The Oldest known plant used for food
is asparagus.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19
sUNBEAMs.

Pineapples bring 25 cents hundred
in Madagascar.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19
Cave and Cliff DwelIers,

View the longest cahtilever bridge 10
America across the Colorado river.
JNo. J. BYRNE,
Gen. Pass. Agt., Los Angeles, Cal.
g. II. HrHERs,
Asst Gen. Pass. Agt., San Francisco, Cal.
II. 8. Var HLYcK,
Gen. Agt., AlbuquerquN N. N.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19
Rates.

Approximations much for marriage
ncensep
Clerk-One dollar for single license,
% for communication icense-Detroit
Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19
LEGAL BL-AN KS

We carry full and complete line Of all
Legal Blank, including those required
by the Brand Law enacted by the
last legislature.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19

Lady Cushion always so agreeable.)
And the magnificent pictures you had
here last year-have you got them all
stills Mr.. Flake Whyte (sadly.) Yes,
have them all. Lady Cushion. How
very nice! 1t is so hard to part with
ones own pictures, is it not? Mr.. Flake
Whyte with much feeling) Awfully
awfully hard! Sometimes impossible!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19
Securely Entrenched

Securely Entrenched
Against disease are those who ore pru-
Dental enough to renew failing energy by
the aid Of the grand fortifying agent,
Hostetter Stomach Bitters, which pro-
notes a vigorous discharge of the duties
imposed upon the various organs by
nature, and which if impeded or relaxed
speedily bring about their disorder. Di-
:gestion, assimilation, a due secretion and
direction of the bile and regular habit
of BODY are insured by the systematic use
of this safe, prompt and thorough medi-
cine. Chills and fever, bilious remittent,
dumb ague and ague cake, kidney com
plant, sick headache, nervousness and
other inorganic maladies are removed by
it. II prom otes relish for the food as
we'll as the ability to digest and assimilate
it. The intirmities of declining years are
mitigated by it. A wineglassful before
retiring promotes health yielding repose.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19

He is young man with high ideals.
Yes. The last one cost ten thousand,
exclusive of alimony.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19
RooK WORK

We are the best equipped tablishment
in the whole southwest for this line of
work, and our unequalled facilities
enable us to turn out work at the
lowest possible figures.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19

Starflsh are foond at almost every depth
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-19
JOB WORK

Of all kinds done with neatness and des-
patch We carry a large and COM
plete line of commercial stationery,
consisting Of wedding cards, business
cards, programs, etc,
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17
Last Nights Social.

The ladies church social which took place according to announcement, last night at Mining Exchange, was in every way & success. The ladies knew their strength and had made provision for a large crowd. There were cakes by the dozen, large and delicious and Of variagsted colors, and sandwiches stacked up in pyramid shape on scores of dishes, and coffee by the bucket fulls.
 The hall was decorated with au elaborate display of vines and flowers which lent beautiful effect to the whole,
 The literary part of the programme for the evening was rendered first, and without particularizing, suffice it to say that all did srlendit, the voices of the singers were in good trim and training, and the selections were good. The recitations were appropriate and delivered in clear strong voices. artic- ulation was perfect snd although the hall was large every word could De heard to its uttermost parts. This part of the evenings entertainment was we'll received and literally en- cored
 At the close of the musical and lit- erary exercises, supper was announced and all turned too with a will the sandwiches and cake began to disap- pear rapidly, so much SO that some of the ladies who had access to the lardar, began to fear for the results, but the supply was sufficient for all demsnds.
 The lemonade stand was quite & factor in the receIpts Of the evening, and also lappels of many dress suits gave evidence of the appreciation in which button hole boquets W re held by the gentlemen present. The receipts of the evening was S3O.lO. Anumber of generous hearted gentlemen during the day, contributed 50. 50, making the total receipts $35.tO' for which the ladies are grateful.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17
AN ARIZONA DUEL.
A Meeting Yestel day Near
 Bisbee Ending in the Death of One Man.

A report was current this morning of a duel being fought near Bi-bee and ss nothing wsS heard of the matter at the Sheriii's office the rumOr was discredi;ed. However a telegram was sent by the sheriff for particulars but so far no reply has been received. The Star gives the following account;
 Just at sunrise yesterday morning a bloody duel ending in the death of a prominent cattleman named Mont ague was fought seven miles south of Bisbee near the Mexican line. IL was all about a woman. He and man named Romero, both well known in Tucson, have for several years been partners in the cattle business. Romero few days ego su-pected his wife of inf deity ard on Tuesday night accused Montague of having led her astray. A violent quarrel en- sued ending ID a challenge by Mon- tague 10 fgh, a duel to the death. The challenge was accepted and tine choice of weapons fell 10 Romero as the challenged party. He chose Span ish knives and the date of the meeting which should surely end in the death of one or the other.
 The parties me, yesterday morning each attended by seconds and few friends on either sde. The fight was fierce but brief and Romero fell with disabling cut Tn his rIght groin. lm- mediately friend of the wounded man sprang upon Montague and stabbed him in the back. Montague died a couple of hours later.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17

One milk vendor in Tucson un- blushIngly declares that he has three grades of the lactael fluid. The best he sells Tor 40 cents a gallon, the sec ond best for 30 cents and the third class for p cents per gallon. The frst grade is probably as near pure as hIs conscience will let him make it, the second is merely d4shed with one quarter Of water, but with the third a full half is made 10 do duty and hide itself under thin sbimmer of blue and white.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17

ous.
 EVANSVILLE, Cal.-This morning when the steward of the county hospital we,.t to the room where were confined two insane men, he found that one Of them, o. De Yoe, he'd been murdered by his roommate, Charles Thre>her, during the Liglt, He had been strangled.
 HoNoLULU.-It is generally under stood that the white men now in prison for taking part in the January retellion will Do liberated on Thapks- giving day.
 NEW YeRK.-The eightie,h anniver- sary oi the birth oi Elizabeth Cady stanton, the founder oI the movement for wOman's rights was celebrated q at the Metropolitan opera house this evening by the national council of women of the nited States.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17
A few days ago one schoonmak, ',

A few days ago one Schoonmak, T, a locomotive engineer at Guaymas rail road at Gusymss, whilst on duty had the misfortune to accidently run over a native with his engine. He was subsequently, arrested and thrown in- 70 jail. Word was, by some means sent to the federal government atWash- ington that he was in danger of his life owing to the local feeling against him. Whereupon instructions were sent to the American Minister near this government 10 interview on schoonmaker's behalf This he did with the result that minister Mariscal has ordered the prisoner released on bail.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17
s.,ss.o r-s sosr osr,cr .s .saOsO-eu..s s.rrts,

The lmmis grafton c mmissioner 0 Cochise county i, now engaged Tn gathsring complete and correct inior- nation concerning the various indust- ries and oppur;nni,ies here, for the in vestment Uf capital and the acquisition of valuable homes. This information will later on be printed in phamplet and circular form and spread b.oad cast throughou! ,he land. It is the de- eire that no important item be over looked and 10 this end any suggestions for the work 10 be done will be thank fully received by the commissioner. Address,
 PARTICIPATION COMMISSIONER
 Tombstone, Arizona.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17

The secret or a speedy cure in sick ness lies in selecting the proper rem edy and this is difficult to do unless one is sure what the ailment is. But one thing is cure, had the liver been actively ct work sickness could not have come. It is then always safe to take Simmons Liver Regulator which keeps the liver regulated and all poisons expelled from the system,
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17
WANTED TO KNOW,

The whereabouts of Samuel E. Dal- bow Cor his heirs) who was last heard from about 15 years ago as residing at or near Tombstone. Arizona. An in- heritance awaits him. Any one hay ing knowedge of where he or they have gone will confer 6 favor, and have expenses pad by writingto
 WM. V. DALBow, Penis Grove, Salem Co.,, New Jssssy. o23.1m
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17

IoNE. Cal.-Michael Heffren, con- stable oi township No. ?, committed suicide this morning hy shooting him. self through tbe train. Sunday night his son, NJ yor Il, fTrtn, was arrested ior disturbing ,hc peace. Daring the night he broke jail by digging through s brick wall and taxing his fathers best race horse left for parts unknown
 FREsNo.-An unknown Mexran was killed ty man au.,d D. NJ. Blunt, at Work's saloon, in the noun taius, fifty miles east of Frenso, or M MondAy, about o'clock. The shoot ing was the result oi a dispute over gambling. The grand jury will in ves;igate.
 SAN FRANCIsC Within a few days the collector oi the port here. follow ing instructions from headquarters in Washington, will begin the work of taking the most complete census Of Chinnse population ever taken in the country. All the Chinese who have not certificates will Le arrested and brought before Judge Morrow. of the United States district courtand thos, who cannot produce certificates vii! be sent back 10 CAino.
 PnrsBcac. - Based on sales for the last two months wages of 2v O00 sh {
 mill workers of the In e.i $: tss have been advanced pc. cent, for November and December. COLUMBIA. :. C.-In con id.rition oi Gn article on corporat ors in tie constiiutu,ional convent ton resolu- ,ions were adopted giving emplOyes of railroad the same rights as passengers 10 recover damages when injured in the service Of railroads through neg ligence of the company or through fellow employees.
 NEW YoRK.-Laxrence Beach Hotel one Of the largest summer hotels on Long Island, was destroyed by ire to- day, with the contents. Total loss oi s2OO,OOO.
 LoSDoN-It is expected that war against Ashantee will be declared at at the next cabinet conference. The aul hori,ies at Noolwich arsepae hay orders to forward all necessary stores to Acre.
 SAN FRAScIsCo.-Although Japan ese officials have denied that the Mikado will spend S200,000,000 in warships 1t is reported in advices by the steamer Coptic that ten vessels are 10 be built abroad.
 MIco. Miss.-Lucius Hal,s, of this i place had his hand cut off in Mir Jacob UImer's saw mill this morning at II o'clock. He was running the saw and happening to tall, had his hand severed at the wrist. BIRMINGHAM Ala.-A state Conven- ton of Populis,s is called to meet here today. Free silver and honest cleo tions will be discussed.
 PHILADELPHIA.-Phillip Townsend & Co.'S nail factory was burned today. Loss $l50,O0O.
 Los ANGELEs.-Mrf.M Mooney, of San Francisco, mother of Lady Sholto Douglas, arrived in town last night, and has succeeded in raising more rumpus in @ shorter time than very many woman have an opportunity to do. She succeeded in getting ordered out of the theatre where her daughter had an engagement; the daughter lost the engagement; Lord Sholto has threatened to shoot his wife, and now has her in hiding, where the mother
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17
Mrs Jas. Chynoweth and famil

Mrs. Jas. Chynoweth and family were outgoing passengers this morn- ing for Congress. where they go to join Mir Chynoweth, and doubtless make their 2uture home. John Chynoweth, Jr, also accompanied them, having closed out his business interests here. The best wishes oi friends in this community go with them for prosperity in their new home
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17

The Tom bstone contingent 10 Tue son on the famous Copper Queen case returned home yesterday. It Is thought the case will be settled by to- night or tomorrow.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17

A. Cohn & Bro.. formerly of Tomb stone but now of Phoenix, advertise that their cigar store is headquarters for "every body, from horsethicves 10 statesmen" That accounts Tor their rushing business in the alfalfa city.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17
P,les, PrlcS: hing Piles.

SyMPToMs-M Moisture; intense itching and stinging; most at night worse by scratching. l: allowed 10 continue tum- ors form, which often bleed and ulcerate becoming very sore. Swayne Ointmen stops the itching and bleeding head ulcer a,ion, and in mos, cases rem owes the mors. Al druggists, or by miii for ents. Dr. Sgayne and Sol, Philadslp
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17

Recorder Wentworth, Gus. Barron Morg Hedspeth, H. G. Howe. Gus. Hickey Wm. Hopen and L. A Cobb were the arrivals last evening on the epecial from Tucson.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17

II you want cash for Cancelled Post age Stamps, Old Coins and Confeder- ate Money, send cents in stamps for price lists to Block & Baldwin, Dep. b. Equitable building. Memphis, Tenn. They also represent large manufac- turers. Write them for prices of any thing you want. s24-6m
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17

Dave Kelly ~ho has been spending the pas, two months ia Huachuca Tor his health arrived today from theFoTt. He has gone through hard siege oi illness but is now improving and with
 oood care will soon be himself again
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17
A NEW smoke-consuming device for

A NEW smoke-consuming device for furnaces is an attachment automatic ally feeding a quantity of oil to the fire when fuel is added. As the oil burns, it consumes the smoke, the in- lection of oi being adjusted ai will to the amount of smoke expected at each fresh charge of fuel.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17
r. Prices Cream Baking Powder HsS,d's Fair Highest Medal and Diplema-

FOUND-A pair of la lies mitteDs The fair owner can have same by prov Ing property and shed a smile on our devil .or recompense in finding same.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17

The ladies who had charge of the social last evening, take this method of returning thanks to MT. Edmonds for the use of bis elegant new organ, which playei an important part in making the affair complete success.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17

Jno. Marks, tie accommodating telegraph operator who was sent here from Wilcox 10 temporarily relieve Miss Yaple during leave of absence, returned to his home this morning.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-11-17

A. B. Barrett our pioneer merchant will move portion of his big stock of dry goods to Bisbee and bid for trade at the Copper Camp While there he negotiated Tor quarters and expects to move shortly.