The morning call., 1895-02-23
IMITATION IMPOSSIBLE.
The DarkHy the Most Amusing lmitatOr
in the World.
SPURIOUS, CHEAP, NASTY, PIMPLE-
PRODUCING NOS
TRUMS.
No Need to Say Joy Is for the Jaded.
1t Brings Good Health to
All Mankind.

OF all imitators in the world your typical
towhead Southern darkey is the most anus
ing, if he be Off the stage. He is perfect ini-
tator.
Did you ever watch a colored man playing
the cashier?" He has a host of 1O-cent pieces
set before him. Sambo fattens them with his
left hand and begins TO count as he draws the
dimes to his person with the fingers OF his right
hand. He viii use the same fingers, the same
gestures, the same wise look and the same
shake OF his woody head as he saw Mars John
son of the Jitwood Bank use. II you should,
however, ask Sambo chow many 1O-cent pieces
there are in the heap" he viii be short So in
his reckonings. OF course, this is an unintell-
gent darkey.
When the Caucasian initiates he generally
initiates for personal gain, not for sheer love of
amusement. If you will go about your little
village you will see limitations OF the makeup
or OF the personages OF dead men, and OF live
men, too. True there are many men VINO &c
tually look-in fact are-the identical pictures
OF some other man; nevertheless, hundreds OF
spurious fellows are constantly passing to and
fro like counterfeit coins.
Germany is full of 'sBismarcks," England
full OF prince Alberts,' France full OF '@Na-
poleons" and the United States full of "De
Pews." Then comes the mean, horribly cheap
imitator who gets up nasty nostrums and
palms them off for the genuine. Many of these
Ii person or a set of persons own what is
good they will not seek to force it upon the
public through the limitations of another
article Many unwise or dishonest persons are
trying to tell men and women that they have
medicine just like "JOY'S VEGETABLE SAR-
SAPARILLA," when q matter OF fact they
know in their own hearts and souls that
''JOY'S VEGETABLE SARSAPARILLA'' has no
equal ''The Great Household Remedy, JOYS
VEGETABLE SARSAPARILLA,'" is i'll the cup
board in the medicine closet OF many Of the
best homes of this country. Joys VEGE-
TABLE SARSAPARILLA" is, its name i'm
plies, entirely and solely vegetable. 1t is really
and truly family medicine. 1t is from
'Mother Earth" 1t is entirely, solely and
wholly vegetable. Not one particle, not one
minute atom is mineral All that goes to make
the great medicine "JOY'S VEGETABLE SAR-
SAPARILLA' is vegetable. Too much cannot
be said on this point. Every minute atom that
goes to make Joys VEGETABLE SARSA-
PARILLA'' is vegetable
When your cheap imitstors tell you that
Sarsaparilla is good or better, politely refuse
the substitute. There is only one 'JOY's
VEGETABLE SARSAPARILLA," and it is the
household medicine, the family remedy of Cal
iforniB.
There are hundreds OF nice, respectable, po-
lite and keen-witted druggists in the United
States who are selling "JOY'S VEGETABLE
parilla to be purely vegetable and to be II
household remedy. In their own hearts and
souls they know that there is no equal to
'JOY'S VEGETABLE SARSAPARILLA." 1t is
the one great household remedy.
There are no doses to "JOY'S VEGETABLE
SARSAPARILLA."
Thousands of the best families keep bottle
of joys sarsapsriIIs in their cupboards. Ii is
their medicine-chest. They give it to their
children, to their husbands, to their sisters, to
their brothers and to the stranger within their
gates. You can find no person who has taken
Joys VEGETABLE SARSAPARILLA" con-
scientiously who saw that it has brought
out single pimple or blOtch or an ugly, viii
famous patch OF red.
Every mail brings assurances of the efficiency
and the wonderful results of the Home Rem
edy, Joys VEGETABLE SARSAPARILLA.'
Yesterday went TO Mrs. ]. L. Stanton who re-
sides at 1916 Bush street, and asked the good
parilla. She said "Of course you know can't
help saying good word for joys Vegetable Sarsa-
much for me. 1 was always nervous body, any
way but was more than usually nervous before
Sarsaparilla.' I had been suffering from disor-
dered liver for some time. could scarcely do any
thing without effort. Everything was blue TO
me. At times I had those weak fanting spells
and dizzy feeling. would sit my chair as If
chained to 1t. My blood was impoverished What
1 wanted a good blood medicine with some
thing for the liver and toning up. Yes, tried
has improved my health remarkably. L shall
heartily recommend joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla.
I want to tell you," said Mrs. Stanton, that
when first asked for joys Vegetable Sarsaparla
at the drugstore very pleasant-faced gentleman
told me he had something Just good, but of
course you know woman has her own mind; she
won't be put on with smiles when she says she
wants joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla. She must
have Joys Vegetable SarsapaFilla and none other
So L told the drug clerk / wanted joys Sarsa-
parilla and he at last consented 10 give me what
wanted"
on my, way from 1916 Bush street, where Mrs
Stanton lives called at drugstore and tried TO
buy bottle of Joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla; the
clerk brought the sarsaparilIa and also another
which he said was Just as good. had TO talk with
him ten minutes before could get what wanted.
Amazed at this determined TO go to the company,
and saw the presdent,whO told me he had learned
of some Of the druggists trying TO substitute an
other Sarsaparilla for joys Vegetable Sarss para
but he did not believe the drugstores were respOn-
s1ble for it. Possibly, he said, of the clerks
were interested in some other medicine. However,
II you VIII write the matter up we will publish it.
And so have. a. NELSON, Lick House.