Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-02
FROM QUARANTINE WHARF.
THE INTERESTING DAIRY or
GEORGE WASHINGTON SMITH
How the Boys Eat--Immnture Chick-
ems Don't Go-PuddIng and Plea
HospitabIe skipper.

Cook, what have you got for to-
morrow p I'VE have no eggs for
Sunday breakfast" Great Scott,
what have you done with all the
eggs l ordered % 81 found a lot of
chickens in the shells, sir, and
you know yourself they were too
small. If they had been large
enough l might have given you a
chicken pot pie, bat l had to
throw them away"
1t is amusing t, hear the re
marks at the table during meals.
Kelly says, Smith, pass me the
sinkers," meaning biscuits. Webb
will say; Il would like some of
that chow chow when you are
through with it; please be kind
enough to leave some in the bott e.
Another, Crabbe, why don't you
order more than one bottle at q
time" We seem to like it because
there is not enough to go round.
We had some pie for dinner one
day. One Of the boys asks:
What is it? I'll take some any
how, on trial Another, That
pie would take the first prize you
bet One Of the boys said he
did not feel hungry, and Webb
told him if he had any symp-
toms of illness tn come to him
right away, he would give him a
dose of DR.. Brodie's S medicine that
would knock it in one dose. Hew-
EFT says MY pills will beat any
medicine on the dock. They were
used in India by one of our cele-
brated physicians and cured 80
per cent. Of all cases where it was
given" Crabbe says: "As L told
you boys before, and | don't want
to repeat my orders often, that L
have the necessary goods in my
medicine chest both for stopping
it and bringing it on" Great
Scott, Crabbe, is that So l did
not know that or l would have
called on you before. Why, |
took one Of Hewett's pills and l
thought / was done for
"Syren cali" for supper. Pass
the mystery, please. This is good
boys. We know it is not second
hand" "Sinkers, my boy. All,
thank YOU" ANY more chow
chow A little, please. Clarence
why don't you give us an oyster
pieY" "Oh, you fellows will wan
the world next" May L goY
"You may" Thus ends supper
Evening the only gee club rem
dered Us some of their pleasing
songs.
Sunday morning breakfast, 8 a
IN. Smith and Hewett were th'
guests Of Capt. Drew by specia
invitation" verbal, no cards.
Capt. Drew gave us some of hi
ice stories about the Kennebe'
River. The menu was numer
Gus and first. class lat that" Thi
is our special cleaning day; every
thing taken out and given a su
bath. We are sweet you be
Some more of Capt. Drew's ic
stories; how they cut ice on tn
Kennebec River; how they la
claim to sections fronting the
houses, but if after a snow stor
all night the party is not up earl
enough to scrape or shovel I'll
snow off in front of his house {
the river, whoever might be the
first and have the section clear
snow has the proper claim to
and it is his ice whether it is II
party of the day before or son
one else. That is the custom
Il at section, and sometimes the
have a regular battle over it, ,whe
some one has jumped claim ed
y ly in the nr"ruing and sho
eIed the snow off hr
They even 60 so far as to po
coal oil over map's section o
Of spite who has jumped Il
claim of someone having claim
section the day before.
Clarence Crabbe, Harry Wei
and j. Robertson dined wi
Capt. Drew aud everything W
gotten up in good style, as CaI
Drew knows how, and the bo
were treated t. a surprise par
.I L Il.