The herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1893-1900, 1895-12-08
MRS. GRUMPY SAYS

rnat fashionable people may be sure
their evil deeds will find them out.
4 That the act drop did not come down
soon enough on the Newport seaon.
That there is -.ore cruelty to animals
in the country than in the cities.
That funeral euiogies over departed
sinners ought to be prohibited by law.
That the calcium light is again turned
on the bad habits of good society.
That the affections of women are
blunted who only love horses and dogs.
That surgeons look upon the bicycle as
great help to their bank accounts.
That some missionary work il: church
cholrs Is suggested AS likely to do good
That some men as big as Goliath are
in their actions no larger than an AIT.
That there seems TO ne an unusually
large number OF Mlcawbers in Wall street.
That the number of people in the fash
ionable procession who cant keep step
is sad.
That stories about great people of today
are as silly AS those OF Mother Goose.
That the modern agnostic insists upon
proof that the moon is made OF green
cheese
That 1t is a misfortune not to know
when to keep silent when others.want to
talk.
place of natural ones IN the house beau
tifu.
That no woman ever contided to ner
maid who did not live to regret her gar
rulity.
That it is great comp lm ent to horses
that people como 5000 miles to admire
them.
That some of the so.called Sunday
night concerts" are disgrace to the me-
tropolis.
That silk and cloth merchants will
fashion.
That impure drinking water at sum-
mer resorts is accountable Tor much ty-
phoid fever.
That Chicago woman who enjoyed
Paris says she will never forget those
Parasites ~
That there would be more money
IN circulation if all women who so shop
ping bought.
That supposed harmless firtations be-
tween married people frequently lead to
dangerous scandals.
That bargain counters and football
rushes are almost identical.
That soon the simple, unostentatious
wedding will be noveltysby contrast.
That social distinction is thought en-
hanced by having ones portrait painted.
That it is significant races ceased when
laws against gam bling were enforced.
That theater-goers protest asinst 81 + or
a play not worth half the money.
4 That French chefs sniff at the several
women who are teaching us how to cook.
That the tribultaions of the socially
great are multiplying in every direction.
That one does not need to be an acroba
TO open his.mouth and put his foot in 1t.
That men who can, out do not. vote,
ought to be treated like the obstinate
canary.
That many agree with Charles Eliot
Norton on the woefll lack OF courtesy in
public.
That many shopkeepers who make bad
debts nave, nearly always, themselves to
blame.
That there is a suggestive perfume of
turkey and mince pie in the national
atmos phere.
That fashionable churches are not. the
ones where sinners are brought tosre-
pentance.
Tha. a few more years of football, and
those who come after us will be drivel
ing idiots.
That the modern cook confers favor
by coming home to prepare three meals
a day.
That COlleSe SCuue0tS WHO uOIl 20 III
for athletics learn more than those
who do.
That the degree sd. D. to many
women is not ecclesiastical, meant ng
Dakota divorce.
That pet names are well enough in the
family, but they look awful when
printed.
That fashionable peoples Indifference
to Sunday Is more sadly pronounced than
ever.
That too many EpiIcopal vestries be-
lieve and act as If they owned the rector.
body ana SOUL
That economy for A mericans in Europe
depends upon the sacrifices they are will
ing to make.
That some fashionable families only
have enough to eat when they have wis
iting company.
That exemplary character gives one as
much prominence these days as tho pos
session OF wealth.