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The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20
Matter-Of Factness.

81 Mr.. Kansas-Yes, sir; a whole pas
renger train was held up while cross
Ing the Missouri river the other day.
Lord Blazonberry-Ah, by the bridge
u suppose? Was that considered re-
rnarkable ?-Brooklyn Life. & 1
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20
Honor Departed Genius,

Byron was wonderful poet" said
Gladys with sigh.
"1es,' replied her father, who is one
Of the biggest advertisers in the coun-
try, ''he could have sold a tremendous
lot of goods with all that stuff if he
had only written it little differently"
Washington Star.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20
Where He Won 1t.

---"here He Won 1T.
"Was Cox Blood's title won on the
nelQ?"
"YAas, on the cotton field. Shot
three niggers in the legs and knocked
4 mule down with his fst."-1ndian-
aDolis Journal
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20
Several Ways.

Northern Belle-Of course, all your
gentlemen friends cut him after that!
Southern Beauty-Some of them cut
him and some shot him.-Detroit Trib'
une.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20
Killed Every Day

Isi' Killed Every LAY.
"a cat said Tommy, "has to be
killed nine times before it's dead"
."That's nothing" said the neighbours
boy, whose father is on the board Of
trade, you just ought to hear about
the wheat crop."-Chicago Record.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20

cannot speak too highly OF Piso's Cure
for ,Consumption.-Mrs Frank Mobbs, 215
". ed St., New York, Oct. ~ 1894.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20
Termination Removed

TemptaffOn Removed.
Customer-What makes you think
shoplifters are mostly persons of IN
sound mind? 49,
Dry Goods Clerk-Our ridiculously
low prices, madam.-Puck.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20
Matter Of Law, Now.

A Matter of Law, Now.
First Lady, am going down town
70 consult about new hat.
Second Lady-Milliner?
First Lady-No; lawyer.-Detro1t
Tribune.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20

J. 8. PARKER, Fredonta N Y. says: Shall
not call on you for the 800 reward, for I believe
Halls Catarrh Cure will cure any case OF
latarrh. Was very bad" Write him for par
EcularA Sold by Druggists, 700.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20

II tho Bsby 10 Cutting Teeth
b sure and use that old and weltried remedy, 1ha
WINDOWS SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teething.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20

Take Parker's G niger Tonic with You.
You will find it to exceed your expectatlons IN
abatipg colds, and many ills aches ana WeaKnesseA
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20
Sometimes. Not Always.

sometimes, MOI AA"dJSs
Maude-1 suspect they are engaged.
saw them kissing the other evening.
Harry-That is no indication. Kiss
Ing does not count any more in love
than in billiards.-Boston Transcript.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20

Hegoman's Camphor Ice with G1ycerino.
Cures Chapped Hands and Face, Tender Sore Feet,
chilbalns, Piles, &c. G. q. Clark Co.. New Haven Ct
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20
f.. MATEA.IAL FOE A NEST.
Z Ten-DolIar Bill and
A BIRD Stole lining.
Used 1t as

( Ten-Dellar Bill and
A Bird Stole xdnfng,
Used 1t as ~4,>,
A $40 bill, which had m, ~
disappeared, was recovered by AsA
ant Coin Teller Phil. Turpin, OF the
Sub-Treasury, in a peculiar manner.
He has a beautiful farm cut on Gin
creek, near the Little Miami river.
In that section birds fairly abound.
One evening about the beginning of
May, Mr.. Turpin was getting ready to
attend a soiree at his next neighbours
IN Newtown, about two miles distant
The weather, it will be remembered,
at that time, was unusually warm
and he left the windows of his room
open. l-~4~~~ '~>--~~ '~'>'' ~' e
Mr.. Turpin had taken his money,
| among which was $40 bill, and laid
| it on q center table, intending to put
| it in the pocket Of his other trousers.
The room is at the corner of the house
! and has windows on both sides.
He stationed himself at one of the
windows and commenced te shave
The birds were singing outside, and
| flying about the house and through
the open windows, Joyful, 20 doubt, al
the advent Of spring, while others
were busy In trees building nests. i
was a luxury to shave amid such sur
roundings, and when Mr.. Turpin I'm
ished he looked sleeker than ever
After washing he prepared to don hi
y-go-to-meeting clothes. Afte
he arranged his necktie to give tn
best effect he went to the center abl
and began picking up his money, bu
was not little surprised to find ST.
bill missing. He thought that tn
wind might have blown it on the floor
and he began looking there for it.
> After a long time spent in vain, b
} gave up the search there. He the
went out into the yard, and bega
hunting among the flowers and gras
for it, thinking that it might hav
; been blown through the open window
! but he had to go to that soiree minu
, $40 note.
Day before yesterday the sever
> wind storm blew a robbins nest OF
j.: of a tree near the front porch. NJ
!. Turpin picked the nest up, and we
about to cast it away when he notice
what seemed to be a piece of paper (
peculiar color. He examined it, ar
found it to be currencyt Of some d
i nomination, but it was not until
q had carefully torn the nest apart tn;
y he discovered it to be $40 bill.
e was apparently the one he had lost
couple Of weeks ago, n bird havi1
flown into the room and snatched I
the money. The bill was in pretty bs
condition, and he redeemed it at tt
treasury yesterday. - Cincinnati E
q Quirer. = .-t... i
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20

"Hanson's Magic corn Sa1ve."
Warranted to cure money refunded. ASK you
Arussist for it. Price Is cents
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20

Tho Empress Anna Of Russia was very
nortiy. and the feshiness Of her face great
r. detracted from its good looks.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20

=. Pain is not cond ucive to pleasure,
.sneoiailY when occasioned by corns. H1ndercorn'
,kf D1sase YOU for 1t removes them perfectly.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20
Didn't Care About

Didn't Care About the Shape.
Butcher-Will you have u round
steak Miss?
Young Housekeeper-Oh, don't
care what shape it is SO it's tender
Detroit Free Press.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20
q Chnnre Of STYLE.

-. A CnUn8e O1eSlyAes SO:
woman is still far from her IDEALS"
,.Oh, / don't know. We don't wear
them as loose as we die. ID atroit
Tribune. 0
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1895-07-20
How is Your Blood 2

If it is poor and thin and lacking in the
number and quality Of those red corpus
cles, you are in danger of sickness from
disease germs and the enervating effect
ofwarm weather. Purify your bloodwith
Hoods Sarsaparilla
The great blood purifier which has
proved it's merit by record of cures un-
equalled in medical history. With pure,
rich blood you will be well and strong.
Do not neglect this important matter,
but take Hoods Sarsaparilla now.
Hnnd'a Pilla are ta: {. le MID, eaec-.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03
WILL CAUSE coMMor1oN.
County Surveyors in Dakoto Must Ho
fartSfcufa

Comfy Surveyors in Dakoto Must Hold
Certificate.
Yankton, S. D., Dec. 2S.-A discov-
cry has been made here that will make
trouble for q great many county sur
veyors in this state who were elected
at the last election. Chapter l57, sec
tion Ia, of the session laws of 1893 de-
Glares that "nO person can be eligible
to the office of county surveyor, after
the first examination held by the state
surveyor, who does not hold at the
time of his election certificate from
the state surveyor as licensed survey
or. The election of any person to that
office not holding certificate shall
cause vacancy in that office. Such
vacancy be filled by appointment from
among the licensed surveyors by the
board of county commissioners
This will prevent the county survey
or-elect of Yankton county from quail
flying, and it is SAID that similar results
will follow in many of the other copn-
ties. They are made ineligible because
of not having been licensed surveyors
at the time of their election.
Section 2 of the same law prevents a
person from qualifying. 1t reads:
''Any person qualifying for said office
without having first compiled with the
foregoing section, shall be deemed
guilty of misdemeanor. and shall be
fined not less than $40 nor more than
$50 for each official act performed by
him as such surveyor
There is difference of opinion as to
whether the county commissioners
have the powers to call special cleo
tion to elect a surveyor, where the
candidate eject is unable to comply
will, the law and qualify. Some of the
best lawyers here declare that it is
made compulsory upon the com mission: s ]: !:
ers to appoint a surveyor from among
the licensed surveyor of the country. to
hold Office until the next general cleo
tion.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03
Hurley MARKETS.

CORRECTED EVERY THURSDAY.
Wheat-No. | Northern-55c.
Wheat-No. 2 Northern-47c.
Oats-No. 3 White-aoc.
Corn-56c.
Flax seed-Sl.2O
Top hogs bring SO G5 today.
Cattle bring from SO to Sl.5n
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03
COUNTY CULLlNGs.
PARKER ITEMS,

From the New Era:
Tie Democrat is moving into the
Citizens Bank building.
Jacob Clevering of Clarkson was ad-
judged insane on Wednesday and or
dered taken to the asylum.
Frank Costain is landlord of the Far
ker House no longer. A, II. Lathrop,
the owner, will run it awhile. Frank
made good landlord.
Gilbert Carter has gone to Fort
Smith, Arkansas, He will look over
the south for a location, Mrs. Carter
and children will visit relations at
Salem till he finds location.
Sllas Ilinkly swore out a warrant
against Smith and Kayena, charging
them with selling whisky. But, when
the case was called. Silas had skipped,
and the prosecution fell for want OF
prosecution.
From the Democrat.
Peter Dahman of Norway came into
town "Wednesday to settle his '94 taxes.
The Parker young man who sets his
watch back two hours when he goes to
visit his girl has been discovered and
| will be exposed
First grade certificates were received
| from state department for Miss Kate
! Alberty, Parker, and Prof. a. j. Smith
Hurley, as rasult of November exami=
nation.
| From the Press:
The A. o. U. w. hall is now finished
in the Kendall building and they have
a very pretty hall. 1t having been pal
pered and painted and fixed up in first
class shape.
We have heard it said that there are
seven blind pigs in town. 1t is a pity
| it is not somebody's business to look
! the matter up and if true to kill the
pigs. This is good weather for butcher
| ing.
The meaneSt man IN town haa been
discovered, for he swiped a $3.50 bible
from Branch's drug store, and it was
suggested that all christian people
pray tor him. and that he be earnestly
requested to attended the REVIVAL meet
ings next week.
S. v. Jones said he learned while at
Yankton last week that there were
! some Englishmen in that town with
school bonds for Parker school district
of Hutchinson county with signature
OFFS. V. Jones, director. Some of the
forged bonds Pierce tloated IN Eng
land
The kind hearted gentleman who
went around Christmas evening after
| dark and distributed sacks of flour to
those less able to buy than he is, was
doing the kind of charity that was
most heartily commended by the
Savior of mankind. 1t was of such
that He said "Inasmuch as ye have
done it onto one of the least of these
my brethren ye have done it unto me-"
There OCCURRED Monday. Dec. IL. an
event which game near enough to be-
ing fatal to be of interest. AS. Mrs. T..
e. Elce was sitting in chair her only
son John. boy about fourteen years OF
age, was showing her his new gun and
how it would not go off half cooked,
and either pulled !. little too hard or it
did go off half cooked, and grazed her
hand and knee and along her arm, the
charge landing in the wainscoting and
making an ugly hole. 1t was another
case of supposlpg it was not loaded,
which nearly lost him his mother.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03

TRAINS GOING EAST.
Passenger Noe eco +. NJ.
Freight NO. "a 2:sa :. NJ
TRAINS GOING WEST.
Passenger No. s l2:47 P. NJ.
Freight No. 25 1l:O5 A. NJ.
Make through connection for Chicago and
Sioux City.
Yankton trains connect at Centreville with
both morning and evening passenger.
W, A. THRALL. Gent Ticket Agent.
II. X. WEBSTER. Agent.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03
Program of Teachers Meeting

Program of Teachers Meeting
To be held in Hurley, Jan. s, at 2 p. nj.
Reading and Reading Circle work. Paper by
Miss Savage; discussion by Miss Harmon, A. j.
Smith and others.
Biographical sketch by Miss Rees.
discussion led by N. NJ. Slocum. followed by
Miss Sumner and others.
Paper on schpol government by Miss CHRIS
tanson; general discussion.
Percentage, paper by Justin Bacon.
Oral physiology, paper by Miss Williamson;
discussion by Miss Layne and others.
A. j. SMITH. President.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03

When in need of job work or printed
stationery remember that the Herald
Office carries enc of the most complete
stocks to be found in the county, apd
that prices are low while the quality of
stock used is of the best.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03

Lost-Qne watch-charm. locket-
shape, one side gold-stone (broken) and
reverse side bird on wing. Also one
watch charm. barrel shaped with two
dark lines circling stone. Finder will
be rewarded by leaving same at this
Office:
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03
Turner County Herald.
OFFICIAL COUNTY PAPER.
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

cArHoLC-Scrvices on the lst and ard Sundays
OF each mouth at 1880 a. m. Christian doc,
trine class at 1900 m, and Fespers and
Benediction at 1880 y. M, daily Mass at 500 a.
m. Services are held at Centreville on the md
Sundry Of each month and at Beresford on the
lth Sunday. Very Rev, Dean Sheehan. pastor.
METHODIST EPISCOPAL Services every Sun
day at 100 a. m. aud 7:30 p. M; Sunday
school after morning services prayer meeting
Thursday evening at 1880. Geo. +. Hopkins
pastor.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03

Dr.. Sawyer's family cure Is the result
of experience, skill and honesty. 1t Is
q positive cure for all stomach, liver
and kidney troubles. E. Bruach.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03

Ladies-For diseases of women. DR.
sawyer's Pastilles will reach the ditii-
Guilty radically, positively and effectual-
", 1t is mild but etfectual. E. Brauch.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03

TO BE HELD IN THE NJ. e. CHURCH, sUNDA'
EVENING, JAN. 6.
Song by the choir:
Reading of Scripture.
prayer by ReY. Kaye.
The Lords Prayer by Girls.
Song by the cllpir.
Recitation-Grac!eH Hogan.
Recitation-Nelly Brown.
Song by the boys.
Recimtpn-Lynn Robinson.
Dnet-Isa Hill and Ethel Rundell.
Recitation Vera Brown,
Solo-Mrs. Wray.
Recitatipn-Lyna Brown.
Recitatlpn Masters.
March of Reform girls.
Recitation-Bessie Swan.
Solo Mrs. Wray
Recitatl9p- David Murphy.
Song by the choir.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03

TO BE HELD AL HURLEY. .. ~, JAN ~ o ~
0, 1896.
MONDAY, JAN. Z.
2pm: Address of welcome by the Mayor
2:l5 D. M Prof. Corhett-Wind breaks; The
home Garden and Small Frnits for South Da,
kota.
Up. m: Prof. Shepard-Water and Plant
growth: The Chemistry of Common things;
Wells ana Well waters of South Dakota; The
Artesian waters of South Dakota.
TUESDAY. JAMS.
1oa. m: Paper by Mrs. L. Alderman and
general discussion.
2. y. m: Prof. Phillips-Why the farmer
should be educated: Diversified Farming an d
how to farm a quarter section.
Up Prof. Wheaton-Practical mix trials
with the separator and Babcock's milk test:
Practical modern plan of operating creameries
and declaring dividends by the test.
WEDNESDAY, JAMS.
1oa. m: Program to be determined by audi
euce ON Tuesday evening.
BYORDER OF COMMITTEE.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03

Diseases unfriendly to women are
positively cured by DIR. Sawyer's Pastll-
LES. Ask your druggist for free sample
package. 1t heals and cures. E Brauch.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03

We have for sale frst-class safe,
large size, at half value. Ii you want
safe let us know. This is a bargain.
ALIENS AGENCY.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03

E.s. McooK POST, NO. 81, GAR.
Meet Saturday evening preceding the full
moon in each months at p. M. Ill u. A. X. hall.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03

HURLEY LODGE NO. rs, I. o.o.F.
Meets every Saturday evening at 7:so O'Clock
In /. y. .. F. hall Visiting brothers are most
earnestly requested to attend.
a. NJ. RASMUSSEN, n. Il.
C N. PIER, r. S.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03

Zano cures mental depression. Zano
cures nervous debility. Zano cures
mental and nervous debility. Sold by
Emiel Rrauch.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03
Turner County Herald and Chi
cago Weekly Inter Ocean
Only $3.50 a Year.

HG nave COIiClIuSu W BitCs ootliC
special discounts on advertising rates
to home patrons of the Herald during
the months of January, February and
March. While maintaining the pres
ent rate-5Oc an inch per month for
single column ads and ST. az inch for
double column ads, we will give a dis
count of 40 per cent on all bills of So
per month and oyer We do this to
encourage the merchants to use in
creased space, believing that it will be
benefit to all parties. The discount
will be discontinued after three months,
unless we can see extrao rdlnarily good
reasons why it should be continued.
Personal.
+. f. Near returned to Chicago Mon
day.
II. Ii. Rundell went to Chicago Mon
day.
Jas. Stout is home from his Iowa
visit.
VIC. Wass was up from Centerville
Friday.
Albert Bredberg went to Centerville
Monday, returning Tuesday.
Glenn Sargent returned to the state
university at VermillioD today.
Glenn Robertson returned Tuesday
to his studies at Yankton college.
Prof. Graham of Mitchell was in
town Friday, and called at the Herald
office.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Downing return-
ed Monday to their home at Andrew,
Iowa.
Mrs. M. S, Robinson went to Monroe
Tuesday for short visit with her son.
Fred.
Sheriff Stout was in town Tuesday
on his way to Irene to dispose of the
Loucks stock of merchandise.
Ernest Rees went to Centerville yes
terday. where he has taken a position
for the winter in the Journal Office.
Commissioner-elect johnson was
visiting with Hurley friends Wednes-
day and was u pleasant caller at the
Herald sanctum.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03
Advertised Letters

Advertised Letters.
List Of letters remaining in postofiice
at Hurley, S. ID. Oct. /. 1884. If not
called for in 80 days will be sent to dead
letter office.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03

TO BE HELD AT HURLEY. 8. D., JAN. Z. &
O. 1896
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03

Program for the Gospel Temperance
Meeting.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03

PROGRAM FOR FARMERS INSTITUTE
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03

cailed lot IN ~ days Will he sent TO dead
letter Office.
DOMESTIC.
Wilson, Mrs. Sam Mealey, G, J..
Petiyjohn, Jas. Rabern, G. q.
jacobson, LARGE
Foreign.
Page. F. c.
when calling for above please say
saayertised."
A. n. RASMUSSEN, Pm.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1895-01-03

BY the term pin money is uuuefsIoou
a lady's allowance for her own expen-
ditures. Pins were invented in the
fourteenth century and the maker was
allowed to sell them only on the first
and second days of January. They
were so costly that none but ladies OF
wealth could use them, and 1t became
customary to give a certain sum p1
money to women at their marriage for
purchasing pins. On these days upon
which they could be purchased the Ia
dos t,ocked to the stores provided with
this money. Since pins have become
cheap and so common as to De "lInin
reach of the poorest, the ladies spend
their money for other usetu. and orna.
mental articles. but the term pin mon'
ey is still in vogue.-Exchange,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-02-08

day back into their receptacle, and
snapped the casket together rudely,
hiding the key again in her bosom.
eyes. she said sadly, 81 am too
old. The girls were right. And ]
am so very slow to learn the lesson of
CROWN away from youth. Too old
for love, but not too old for suffering.
Heaven help mel"
She rose and looked in the glass. A
stranger would have pronounced the
face reflected there fair, and sweet,
and youthful still, but Letitia Marsh
stern critic upon herself-saw only
the lines of care on the white brow,
and the transient threads of silver
in the dark bright hair.
Yes" she said, YEARLY, turning
away, 81 am too old. And yet, de-
spite it all love him utill. OIL Ger
ard! Gerard! why did you win my heart
an1 then cast it back to me desolate
and unblessed? Oh. Heaven! why are
women created with these intense
longings forslove, love, always love
and then suffered to drag out dull
existence, missing always all that
can make existence life?"
She paced the floor softly, her
eyes weeping tears bltterer than
those which come to younger eyes.
her woman's heart wrung with pain
fiercer than anything which comes to
her sex in careless girlhood.
But when the storm was over, and
that was soon, for Letitia Marshs
was well-d1sciplined nature, she
went down to the parlors just as
serene, and quiet, and self possessed
rs sual.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1895-02-08
ANIMAL LIFE.

The ostrich farming business in
California is neither rosy success
nor dreary failure
There are 1000 lobster traps around
and about Monhegan island, Maine,
and they are all making money.
Mrs. Andrew Moore of Butler, Pa,
was knocked down by vicious ram
and butted to death. She was sixty
years old.
A herd of wild cattle has been
roaming the mountains between
Rogue river and the south fork of the
Umpaua in Oregon for twenty years,
and it now numb ers in the neigh bor-
hood of 500 cattle. They are wild as
deer and difficult TO approach. The
practical harm they work is that gen.
tie cattle belonging to farmers are
enticed off and join this wild band
1t is proposed to round them up and
kill them.
Fingle-There goes woman with
history. Fangle female who
just left your office? How do you
know Fingle-She worked for an
hour trying to sell it to me.
Rejected Suitor-lf you are ever
in trouble send for me and will ever
befriend you. Flirtena-I am in
trouble now. "Ah! and / am here
already" YES, that is the trouble. I"
~ wouldn't smoke those nasty, vile
smelling things, dear boy" why
not? Robert Louis Stevenson smoked
them" 81 know it, but he had hui
mainly enough to go to the middle of
the Pacific ocean to do So"
He-Young Plugleigh is going to
the dogs fast She-Tm sorry for the
dogs.
.Mammy's knittin' dad pair of
socks?" yes" "An' what's dad
a-doin' OFF" "Prayin' to the Lord fer
Shoes"
Anyways Colonel Shorter in many
engagements? Mrs Placid under
stood he has been the defendant in
five breach Of promise suits.
Champ, savagely-Yo dog has bit
ten piece clean out of my leg!
Sharpe, ditto-Confound it! WANTED
to bring him up as q vegetarian!