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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1895-11-05
Alexandria Market November 5

There are no new features to report in the
wholesale markets to-day. Flour continues
in light demand with no large blocks chang
ing hands. Wheat is coming in slowly We
can make no changes in quotations all good
samples sell readily at 63 to Ga as rapidly as
they are offered. Corn is in light receipt
but steady, new Virginia bringing SO to 81 ::
old held cent or two higher. Rye is still
nominal with no change in prices Oats are
in fair receipt and prices fairly well sustain.
ed. Country Produce brings fairly good fig.
ures. Receipts of Butter and Eggs are very
light.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1895-11-05

10 MATS Extra Fine Old Government
L a JAVA COFFEE, Just received and for
sale at Soc, freshly roasted, by
] G. NITRTiPN
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1895-11-05

4 Y ENEVA MINERAL WATER, LITHIA
VI for Insomnia, Diabetes, Kidney Troub.
les, Indigestion, Nervous Dyspepsia, Nervous
Debility, Sick Headache and Rheumatism,
lust received and for sale by
WAKEFIELD & HALL
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1895-11-05

NEW GoODS-Atmore's Mince Meat, Self
IN Raising Buckwheat Pancake Flour and
Maple Syrup just received by
J O. MILRERN
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1895-11-05

EMBROIDERY SILKS in Flo and Tourist
&C. sLAYMAKER'S
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1895-11-05

A LII WOOL CASHMERE, handsome and
"A servicesble, at soc per yard. just recely'
elat A. G SLAYMAKFR'S.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1895-11-05

A LINE OF GOOD QUALITY DoMEs-
"A TIC GINGHAMS at SC per yard at
A. c. SLAYMAKER'S,
Successor to Amos B. Slaymaker
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1895-11-05

o - BOXES Dunyea's Satin Gloss Super
10 ior and Corn Starch, received to-day
nv j. C. MILBURN.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1895-11-05

TRY OUR 5O-CENT CORSET, it gives sat.
Il isfaction.
SLAYMAKER,
Successor to Amos B. Slaymaker
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1895-11-05

UMBRELLAS, beautiful line to sell at
~ CSC, good one at 75c, at
A. C. SLAYMAKER'S,
Successor to Amos B Slaymaker
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1895-11-05

Just received One Car Load of FANCY
- BURBANK POTATOES.
W WOODS & son.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1895-11-05
MASSACHUSETTS.

BosToN, Nov. 5.-The weather
throughout the State is very pleasant
to-day and the indications are that a
large vote will be polled. Democrats
generally concede the reelection of
Governor Greenhalge. The size of the
majority is the only subject OF dispute.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1895-11-05

TLECTRIC BOUND CEDAR BUCKET
~ 15c each, something new, just receive
by &c. MILBURN
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1895-11-05

CAR LOAD TABLE BELLE FLOUR IN
" barrels and sacks, for sale low
VIM. P. WOOLLS & son.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1895-11-05

PHILADELPHIA, Nov.5.-The election
is progressing quietly, but little interest
is being manifested and light vote is
the result. An estimate this afternoon
places the republican majority in Phil
adelphia at about 900.
KANSAS.
TOPEKA, Nov. 5.-very little interest
is manifested in the election in Kansas
to-day, and light vote is looked for.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1895-11-05

DECEIVED to-day another lot of swee.
1G JAMAICA ORANGES. Only 3Qs d Pe'
dozen. B. ID. JENhlN''
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07
LEGAL PROCEEDINGS
Against Titssimmons Dropped on
Agreeing to Leave Arkansas.
The injunction Issued Against Him ON
Friday, However, Holds 0ood-A simi.
lar Motion Was Made and Granted
- to Corbett and Brady.

LITTLE ROCK, Ark, Nov. AT 1915
g. m. Saturday conference was begun
In Gov. Clarke's Office at which Brady,
Julian, Attorney General Trustworthy
and Col. Murphy, representing the pu-
gilists, were present. It was held be-
hind closed doors and the members of
the press were excluded. Before going
into the conference, Attorney General
Trustworthy said to the United Press
representative: II can not, of course,
speak positively, but think you may
safely say that all this trouble will be
over and the pugilists will be out of
town within twenty-four hours. Ev-
erything will have to be done in ac-
cordance with legal forms of course,
and hence there is possible delay but
I do not believe there will be any"
Col. Murphy assented to the gen.
erals statement: 1--WE are convinced"
said he, shat there is no hope of Sc
curing the liberty of these men within
reasonable time. through a legal
struggle, and the prospect Of fight is
almost nothing. Therefore we shall
take the easiest way ont of the mess.
The men will leave the state and the
authorities will let the legal proceed
ings drop. That will be the end OF the
matter"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07
CORBETT'S PERIL.

Had He Assaulted Pitxsimmons, He Would
Have Been Shot BY Gov. Clarke's Or
der.
LITTLE Rock, Nov. 2. 1t turns out
that Corbett would have been in con-
siderable danger had he assumed a
hostile attitude toward Fitzsimmons
in the hotel dining room Friday. Dep
uty Sheriff Heard, who was in charge
of Fitzsimmons, said Friday night
that he had positive orders from
Gov. Clarke to shoot Corbett
at the first indication of
the latter's intention to assault the
Cornishman while in his charge. He
declares that he would have obeyed or
ders to the letter had the champion
made move to attack Fitzsimmons.
Corbett laughed when he heard the
story and said he had no intention Of
fighting any one for fun and reiterated
the statement he made several times
to-day, that there would be no fight
between Fitzsimmons and himself un-
less Julian put up the necessary $1O,.
OO0
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07
FOUR LIVES LOST
In An Early Morning Fire in New York
Property Loss, 100000.

In An Early Morning Fire in New York
Property Loss. 100000.
New YORK, Nov. 4.-When the smok-
ing ruins ofsthe sweat shops in Pelham
street, which were burned early Sum
day morning, were searched, it was
discovered that four lives had been
lost in the binding smoke and flames
Three buildings were totally wrecked
and conservative estimate of the
damage places it at 100000.
The position of the bodies taken
from the ruins and the horrible condi-
ton in which they were found, show
how terrible had been the struggle of
the unfortunates for life and how
hopeless their fight before the swift
advance of the flames.
The three buildings took fire from
floor to floor as thoughstheir walls had
been soaked in kerosene and all aven.
ues of escape were quickly cut off,
No one knows how many persons
were in the darkened sweat shops
when the fire started, and even yet be-
meath the mass of charred debris there
may be lying the bodies of homeless
and friendless tailors who had found
shelter for the night within the walls
of the doomed buildings.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

Gen. Geo. p Taylor, commander of
the state militia, is the authority for the
statement that Gov. Clarke will use
his influence to stop the proceedings
against the pugilists. The governor
prosecuted and if they will get out of
the state he will be glad to see them
60, SO that he can devote his energies
to certain residents and officials of Hot
Springs with whom he is not yet done
by any means. Among the arrivals
Saturday morning were Dan Stuart
and Joe Vendig, the ex-promoters of
the fight. They have apparently gone
out of the business of fostering pugil-
lists and met with rather frosty re.
ception from the sporting contingent
who are disposed to blame them for
the fiasco which eliminated Saturday.
OF the hundreds of visitors from
abroad brought here by expectations
of the championship fight, less than q
score remain, and these, like Parson
Davies, John L. Sullivan and Paddy
Ryan, are merely resting up for day
or two before returning to the north.
Before leaving Saturday morning Dan
Stuart presented the gloves which
were to have been worn by Corbett
and Fitzsimmons to Val Hoffman, the
Chicago brewer, in recognition of the
latter's liberality last week in offering
$500 purse for the men to fight for in
private.
At noon Saturday Assistant Attorney
General Hemingway appeared in the
circuit court and stated that the state
had received assurances that the de.
fendants, Fitzsimmons and Julian,
would abstain from any unlawful un-
dertaking in the state. They had also
agreed to leave the state.
Upon that assurance the state was
willing to dismiss the peace war
rant case with the understanding that
if the defendants violated their pledge
the case shonld be reinstated.
Mr.. South. for the governor, said
this was satisfactory. The court said
that the desired order would be en-
tered and the cases were accordingly
dismissed:
Corbett left for Hot Springs at
o'clock. It is understood he will get
his baggage together and leave for the
east within short time. The Fitz-
simmons party will stay at Little Rock
and give show Monday night. There
is still some talk of fight at Ell Paso,
but little stock is taken in it.
Hot SPRINGS, Ark, Nov 4.-Sunday
a dispatch from Little Rock stated
that Stuart was sending out batch OF
dispatches, but would not talk. This
was shown to Brady who said: "We
will positively pay no more attention
to Fitzsimmons. We are through with
him forever. 1t is useless to make
Corbett any offers in connection with
| him."
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

One of the attractive features to in.
telligent readers of the November Cos.
naopohtan is a new short story by Zsng.
will, that Hebrew wonder, who has
achievep fame as a novelist that places
him in the foremost rank of present day
writers of fiction. The new story is
entitled "Joseph the Dreamer" and is
OF goodly length, covering, as it does,
twenty-five pages. 1t abounds in illus.
trations. The entire number shows
high grade work, and bears evidence
that while the price of the magazine has
been reduced, the excellence of the
periodical has been added to, instead OF
diminished. Among the notrble papers
in the November which will bear evi.
dence of its high character, is one by
Theodore Roosevelt, having as it's title,
"Taking the New York Police Out Of
Politics."
That is paper which, in itself should
sell out the edition, In New York City
alone.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

The editor of a Missouri exchange
puts lots of wisdom in small space in
the following
"Whether you fight or work, don't
make too much fuss about it. The hen
cackles after she has laid her eggs. The
noise and sizzles OF the locomitive are
not force. All force is silent. The gee
haw of the mule may startle you but it
is not nearly 80 dangerous as his hind
leg. Bear in mind that it is not nearly
80 dangerous as his hind legs. Bear in
mind that it is the empty wagon which
rattles the most when in motion. The
sound of the drum is due to the fact
that there is nothing in it"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07
FREEl FREE! FREE!
The Latest Novelty in the Book Line
Sent to You Free.

The passenger department of the Gin
cipnati, Hamilton & Dayton Railroad,
have issued one of the quaintest little
publications ever put out by q railroad
company, under the title of CO., II. q
D. Chap Book" 1t is printed on hand.
finished paper, with ragged edges, and
in two colors, and abounds in odd con-
ceits. While the cost of getting out such
q publication is very considerable, we
concluded to put it in the hands of
everybody along the line, and on re.
ceipt of your name and address,
with cents in postage stamps to pay
for postage, ETC., same will be mailed to
you free.
This book will contain a complete
story each month, written by the best
authors of the day, and will prove an
acceptable addition to the home and
Hreside.
The supply of the first issue is limited,
and If you desire copy, send in your
name and address, enclosing stamps, at
once to O., II. & D. Chap Book Depart
ment, Cincinnati, Hamilton & Dayton
Railroad, Carew Building, Cincinnati,
Ohio.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

w. A. Mcguire, we'll known citizen
of Mckay, Ohio, is of the opinion that
there is nothing as good for children
troubled with colds or Group as Cham.
berlain's Cough Remedy. He has used
it in his family for several years with
the best results and always keeps a
bottle of it in the house. After having
la grippe he was himself troubled with a
severe cough. He used other remedies
without benefit and then concluded to
try the children's medicine and to his
delight it soon effected a permanent
cure. 25 and 80 cent bottles for sale by
W. R. Smith 4 Co., No. 16 Main street.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07
Missing Insurance Man Located.

Boston, Nov. 2.-Rev. J. o. Bache,
manager of the New York office of the
Union Central Insurance Co., of Cincin-
natl, who boarded a Fall River line
boat for Boston on the night of Febru-
ary as, last, and who has never been
seen since by friends or relatives, is
now said to be in Madagascar. 1t is
announced that it is unquestionably
Mr.. Bache's determination to begin life
over again. That is the explanation
offered for his settlement in faraway
island.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

Henry Wilson, the postmaster at
Welshtop, Florida, says he cured case
of diarrhea of long standing in six
hours, which one small bottle of Cham.
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhea
Remedy. What pleasant surprise that
must have been to the sufferer. Such
cures are not unusual with this remedy.
In many instances only one or two doses
are required to give permanent relief.
It can always be depended upon. When
reduced with water it is pleasant to take.
For sale by W. R. Smith & Co., No. 16
East Main street.
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Relief In Six Hours.

Distressing kidney and bladder dis
eases relieved in six hours by the "New
Great South American Kidney Cure"
This new remedy is great surprise on
account of its exceeding promptness in
relieving pain in the bladder, kidneys,
back and every part of the urinary pas.
sages in male or female. 1t relieves re.
tention of water and pain in passing it
almost Immediately. If you want quick
relief and cure this is your remedy. Sold
by W. R. Smith & Co., Druggists.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07
Some Foolish Mothers

Let their babies cry with collie, giving
mother no rest night or day. How fool.
ish, when DR.. Hands Collie Cure gives
immediate relief to baby. It removes
wind from the stomach, quiets the
nerves and gives restful sleep. Mother,
send today to your drug store for a 25
cent bottle. Think of the weary hours
it saves you. If baby's gums are sore,
teething, use DR.. Hands Teething
Lotion. At all druggists, 25 cents.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

Clerk-No. As says that he had the
best dinner here that he has had for
four years.
Hotel Keeper-Good Charge him a
quarter extra.
C.-And No. "a says it was the worst
he ever saw.
H. K.-So? Make his bill half dol
lar more for kicking.
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Half q Dozen In jured in . Riot.

New CASTLE, Pa, Nov. 5.-A riot oc-
Cured at Ellwood City about midnight
Saturday night and at least half
dozen men were injured. For some
time past the employees in the glass
works and those in the tin plate mill
at that place have been on the outs,
one man from each mill got into q
fight Saturday night, which wound up
in free for all engagement between
the two factories. At one time there
were no less than thirty men engaged
in the melee. The fight continued
from II o'clock until midnight, and
several persons were very badly used
up. Several arrests will be made.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07
Once Used, they are Always In Favor.

Assist Nature little now and then, with
a gentle, cleansing laxative, thereby remov.
ing offending matter from the stomach and
bowels, toning up and invigorating the liver
and quickening its tardy action, and you
thereby remove the cause of a multitude Of
distressing diseases, such as headaches in
digestion, or dyspepsia, biliousness, pim-
Piles, b1otches, eruptions, boils, constipa-
ton, piles fstula and rnaladies too numer-
ous to mention.
If people would pay more attention to
properly regulating the action of their
bowels, they would have less frequent
occasion to call for their doctors ser
vices to subdue attacks Of dangerous dis.
eases.
That, of all known agents to accomplish
this purpose, DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets
are unequaled, is proven by the fact that
once used, they are always in favor. Their
secondary effect is to keep the bowels open
and regular, not to further constipate, as is
the case with other pills. Hence, their great
popularity, with sufferers. from habitual
constipation, piles and indigestion.
They absolutely cure sick headache, bill
business, constipation, coated tongue, poor
appetite, dyspepsia and kindred derange-
ments of the stomach, liver and bowels.
A free sample of the "Pellets," IA to 7
doses) on trial, is mailed to any address,
postpaid, on receipt of name and address
on postal card.
Address for free sample, WORLDS Dis
PENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, No. Cog
Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

1t is said that reporter for a news.
paper who reported the sensational
news got 80 used to adding to the end
ing of his reports that "trouble is ex.
pected," that he actually made this 3D.
dition in writing up an account 6f q
prominent marriage. No doubt trouble
will result if the irritated bridegroom
catches the unwary reporter.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

There are many good reasons why
you should use One Minute Cough Cure.
There are no reasons why you should
not, II you need any help. The only
harmless remedy that produces imme.
diate results. w. r. Smith & CO.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07
Contracts Awarded,

WASHINGTON, Nov. 4.-Secretary Her
bert Saturday awarded the contracts
for the six composite gunboats author
lied by last congress Two of the ves-
sells, the twin screw, will be built by
the Union iron works, San Francisco,
one by Dialogue & Sons, of Camden,
N. j., one by Louis Nixon, of the Cres-
cent Ship Building Co., Elizabethport,
N. j., and two by the Bath iron works,
Bath. Ne.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

Rheumatism Cured In Day.-"Mys.
tic Cure" for rheumatism and neuralgia
radically cures in to days. Its
action upon the system is remarkable
and mysterious. 1t removes at once the
cause and the disease Immediately dis.
appears. The first dose greatly benefits.
rs cents. Sold by w. R. Smith & Co.,
druggists, Hillsboro, o.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07
At Carnot's Tomb.

PARIS, Nov. 4-Upward of 10. 600 per-
sons visited the tomb of the martyred
president, M. Carnot, Saturday.
Among the visitors to the former pres
ident's last resting place was Presi-
dent Faure, who went to the tomb
early Saturday morning, accompanied
only by his secretary, M. Legall.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

Acts at once, never fails. One Minute
Cough Cure. A remedy for asthma, and
that feverish condition which accom-.
panies severe cold. The only harm.
less remedy that produces immediate
results. w. r. Smith & 90.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

Say, why don't you try DeWitt's
Little Early Risers? These little pills
cure headache, indigestion and consti-
patton. They're small, but do the work.
w. r. Smith & Co,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

It's just a. easy to try One Minute
Cough Cure - anything else. It's
easier to cure severe cough or cold
with 1t. Let your next purchase for .
cough be One Minute Cure. Better
medicine; better results; better try 1t.
W. r. Smith & Go.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

T. F. Anthony, ex.postmaster Of
Promise City, Iowa, says: 81 bought
one bottle of Mystic Cure for rheum.
atism and two doses OF it did me more
good than all the medicine I ever took" !"
Sold by w. R. Smith & Co., Druggists.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

A. G. BARLEY, of Magic, Pa, writes l
feel it duty of mine to inform you and
the public that DeWitt's Witch Hazel
salve cured me of very bad case of
eczema. 1t also cured my boy of
running sore on his leg. w. R. Smith
& Co,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

Mr.. Klock-Do you find that alarm
clock I sold you useful?
Mr., Shotwell-Indeed I dol I killed
q cat with it, last night
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

Sand did you have any trouble il
catching the cable carr"
"No; the conductor didn't see till i
was too late"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

Look out for colds at this season.
Keep yourself well and strong by taking
Hoods Sarsaparilla, the great tonic and
blood purifier.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

1t is truth in medicine that the
smallest dose that performs a cure is
the best. DeWitt's Little Early Risers
are the smallest pills, will perform a
cure, and are the best. w. R. Smith &
Co,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

The healing properties of DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve are we'll known. 1t
cures eczema, skin affections and is
simply perfect remedy for piles. w.
R, Smith & Go,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

Mabel-How did Jack happen to pro.
pose second time?
Florence-Because refused him the
first time. of course.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

"By Jove, left my pocketbook under
my pillow!" "Oh, we'll, your servant
is honest, isn't she ?" "That's just it
she'll take it right up to my wifeW
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

He-Come here, Anna! Here's a
vegetable peddler."
She (hurrying to the door)-Non.
sense! That's the milliner with my
new hat,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

He-You ought to know that love
you, Mabel! Has not my face betrayed
my feelings?"
She-No. It has always been a per.
feet blank to me.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

First Dog-I heard Tommy Tucker
say he was going to give you nice tin
can.
Second Dog (somewhat incredulously)
Il am afraid there's string to it.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

An artist gave his last work to a por.
ter to convey to the academy. "Be
careful" said he, "the picture is scarcely
dry" "Oh, never mind" exclaimed the
porter, "my clothes are DID,"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1895-11-07

Waiter-What will you eat this morn.
ing, sir?
Customer really can't tell, give me
some hash