Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-03-12
cHOlLY AGiTATED
0o Thinks the Time Has Come For f.is
Crowd to Organize Against Forelyners.

10 Thinks tho Time Has Come For Els
Crowd to Organize Against Foreigners.
Bravo, little count! Miles felici;a-
lions on your pluck and perseverance,!
1t isn't every young Frenchman who
can come to America to complete his
education and pick up girl like Anna
Gould and $l5,00O.O00 into the bar.
gain.
Count Caste}lane ism t as good looking
as Harry Woodruff, as rich as Willie
Hartman or as noble as Prince Batten-
burg, yet he has got what all those chap
pies strove for with might and main.
If the mind can be permitted to wall
Ger through the possibilities created by
such al engagement, it will revert first
to the high born father and mother of
the young adventurer, the Marquis and
Marqulse de Castellane, living perhaps
on air, as only French people can, yet
still maintaining the stately dignity of
their old French chateaux.
Imagine the cable received from their
adored son gone to the uttermost parts
of the world to search for the where
withal:
u al gagne tout, belle, richie ct gene
reuse'-I have won all. lovely. rich and
willing to give upi
Already the news is known in Paris.
France and all over Europe
Already other frugal parents are bid.
ding other adventurous SONS goodby and
good speed on their departure for New
York in quest of other heiresses-
We will soon be inundated by other
students of American institutions,
who will hope to take something more
tangible than Impressions back with
| them.
never read Of au engagement like
this without considering the nproar in
to which it throws Europe.
have already made reference to the
Mothers Mutual American Heiress
Emigrant society,"" formed in Germany
by noble but impoverished women for
the purpose Of raising funds with which
to ship their sons to America.
The success of Count Castellane will
be certain to cause such societies to
spring up all ever Europe.
By love, the government ought to in.
torferel This is contract labor il ever
there was such a thing, and our heiresses
are equally responsible under the law!
They bring these fellows out here,
they induce them to come with promises
Of employment, and, by gadI old chap
pies, ! don t think it's fair to us at all.
! What show have we plain 'misters''
got?
We may be as lovely as Harry Wood
ruff and belong to as many clubs as Bill
Hartman, yet we are not the kind OF
fellows these girls want to marry
It's the handle to the name, the dreary
old tumble down castle. that catch the
rich girls fancy, and we have neithe,
Of those commodities.
Upon my word, it makes my heart
sick, and persuades one to 20 out and
get lost IN the blizzard, to think that q
little frog eating Frenchman can blow
into New York and in month time
accumulate $4,000, 900, with wed.
ding present of $4,000, 900 thrown in.
! If the law won't help us, 1 say that
! we dudes ought to organize into some
thing like al old time Know Nothing
association and hamstring every decent
looking foreigner that arrives on these
shores and cannot prove that he ISM
,, after an American heiress
What do you say, Brock Cutting,
Ham Carey and Jim Farley, are youi
wild me or agin me?-~Cho]ly Knicker
;x'oh~r IN lvew ork 4>e.:ulux-