The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-11-10

r. WY 90 YOU drive a one-eyed horse,
George MeadOwlark2' asked CallioDe on
one OF those rare occasions when she met
Esr ne" husband. and went driving with
nm 20 render the occasion less irksome
ana irritating.
=, did not always do so, replied George
"a, reaching toward the whip
win tenderness that was habftual with
NM but one day last week the brute
o o az road roller and l burned his
eye out with red-hot poker If ne SHES
az anything on the other side [ will
5D9se ms other eye out with a nail grab,
al then ne VIII quit his fOOlishness
a rue or human, woman or man." he ad-
ueus plnning Calliope with his steel gray
9sieS' no hXlng creature wants TO monkey
WIN your Uncle George when he has his
WI paint on. DO You remark Wonder
MIetCh with one ear sinking around the
corner cor TO avoid my gaze?" he contin-
Caliiope saw the man, who was wearing
clutches and had his head bandaged. Il
see NM, she said, perceiving that eva
Well, said George MeadowIark. che
Mas case brought before our society. He
mas a splendid wife; one Of the most
sIdiiuly unSelftsh and progressive women
IN TINS universe. She had been married
ouS nNe tunes when she met this fellow
anu bestowed herself upon him. Well I
went 10 their house, and found him max
ing cruel for sick child when his wife
was plnlng for trip to Coney Island |
peat MN with brass handled poker IN
~ ieIt MN the wreck YOU see, and we
nave had no trouble with him since"
George Meadowlark.' exclaimed CALI
ope moved beyond control by an impulse
she could not explain, Il love your
Rats said George Meadowlark
Ana CalliOpe worshipped him
-, Here, she said to her wondering heart.
is the man in all the world for me"
Calliope refectiveiy tapped the sole of
the long pointed shoe she held in her
hand with the end of her blacking
George Meadowlark is king of men,"
she said. "A strong, womanly man. with
one weakness. He is the vainest mascu-
VIII make his shoes fit him a little more
tondly than ever they did, and that will
distract his mind so that he will not feel
my departure so keenly. For l have ii In
my mind to go back to Daschund Swein-
Iufst, ana see how he stacks up since my
successor crowded him onto the reef q"
Ihus speaking she poured in the shoes
prescription OF her own formula. of
mucllage VoX hooperup. clamayi eNtrav-
aSahs ana stun. Caloricus. Then she went
put ana walked in the direction of her old
nome, saying: George viii not at science
laugh when that impression by both feet
takes of him a lead-pipe cineh, once"
II am so glad" she communed with
hersef as she walked, that we all live
so near to each other. / must pass Lang
shanks' door l will drop in and ask him
10 accompany me, If he likes. / wish that
ne ana my husband might be friends.
Edouafd Langshanks was at home. He
was hard at work on his new poem The
Incarnation of Purity" but he at once
dismissed the typewriter turned his cuffs
ana was ready to accompany CalliOpe
Il Will be glad to co. he said. Il have
called on Dachshund Sweinfurst but once
since your second marriage. He did not
say he was glad to see me nor did he say
he was not He leaned out the second
story window when he heard my voice
at the front door, shot at me twice, and
started got doYn the escape but did
Who is that female creature?" asked
Calliope, coldly cycling the departing type
figure of the typewriter, who was perhaps
sixteen years younger than herself rather
prettier, and much better dressed
Laaingshanks made no reply, and Calliepe
II do not like her. 1 should think. Ed
Guard Langshanks, If you had no pride
Tor yourself, you might have sufficient
respect for me not to employ female
But" gasped the astonished Lang
1T is not a question of me-" she said.
severely. Il once loved you. That should
be forever an inspiration, a guide and a
restraint for you, in this world and the
next. If you retain that girl i'm your
you myself. After, of course, have re-
eoneiled Sweinfurst TO my coming back
again"
Edouard Langshanks shuddered.
She goes" he muttered, hoarseIv.
As they stood at the door of the Swein-
furst mansion, the master of the house
suddenly burst, forth upon them and laid
hold of Langshapks by the throat with
one hand while he felt for his knife with
the other.
'Dachshund Sweinfurst." said Calliope.
with disgust she was i'll able to dissem-
bic Il always detested you; l hated you
from my first sight of you. If you con-
tinue acting in this emotional manner it
will end in my disliking you"
At that instant distraction occurred.
George Meadowlark came leaping and
praneing, down the street. His face
IfrTtd h nd he. Init r..sf
as he bounded into the little group.
George Meadowlark," said Calliope
calmly, control yourself. Are you aware
that you impress everyone who sees you
with the belief that you are giving way
to your feelingS?'
But George Meadowlark grasped her
by the hair, which Unexpectedly held fast,
and beat her brains out upon the door
step, while Dachshund Sweinfurst was
cutting the heart out of Edouard Lang
s shanks; As he rose from the
i'll advised act, George Meadowlark leaped
upon him with both feet, and caved his
ribs in before he could say the multiple
cation table. He then closed this unseem-
ly exhibition of emotion by falling down.
stairs backward and breaking his neck.
do they all come in?" asked one of
the angels who escorted the mis-assorted
quartette to the gates of pearl.
And the bearers wiped the beaded pers-
piratiOn from their brOWs. for il was the
since Robert Browning brought in Judas
Iscariot with brand new martyrs crown
on his head
Yes" replied st. Peter bring them
all in; that's the amended constitution.
Somehow or other, some way or other,
some time or other. 1t all comes around
kind of right, and everybody who has
been wicked enough to deserve it gets
in here on equal terms. It's all right"
How about the other place, then"
asked one of the angelic messengers.
oh" replied the saint, haven't you
heard? Everything is changed down be-
low; fires banked lake boarded over for
a skating rink, and they are getting up
the scenery for a long run with Trilby,
Hearts Insurgent and Casa Braccio Bring
them in"
AS the happy shades passed inside
gauEt, holloW-eyed missionary who had
died of starvation. jungle fever and tiger
bite in the heart of a wilderness of heath
endom, where he had preached and
wrought for thirty-seven years, tried to
get in with them. But the saint firmly,
although not unkindly barred his way.
Now, see here, my friend he said
kindly, DON'T you know this won't do
at all? You've been told that, often
enough" Turning to the angel who ac-
companied the man, he said: This fell