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The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1895-12-13

CREAM AN D WHITE KNITTING SILK Al
Mrs Eatoh's
REMEMBER McLARTY & SHORTER ARE
agents for the celebrated White Sewing machine
Tor Dyspepsia
and Liver Complaint you have printed guar
antee on every bottle of shiloh's Yitalizer. 1t
never fails TO cure. For sale at Frank Tuel's.
''Doan' git toe muc1 welded TO yer 'pinion, -
said Uncle Eben, ''even when yoh's shore Yer
right l know two men dat los dab front teei
an got into de control wagon 'sputin bout whed-
der er lobstah is green er red. -Washington Star.
CATARRH is a constitutional disease and can
not be cured by local applications Hoods sar-
saparilla is a constitutional remedy; it cures
catarrh because 1t puriies the blood.
1000 TAGS PRINTED FOR $3.50, AT THE
JOURNAL Office.
SCHOOL BOOK AND SCH DOL SUPPLIES AT
lowest prices at L. K. Munsons.
A Facts Worth knowing.
Constipation, LaGrippe. Pneumonia, and all
Throat and Lung diseases are cured by shiloh's
Cure For sale at Frank Tuell's.
Weary Watkins-Ever think Of gettin' into the
poorhouse?
Hungry Higgins-Me? No. I don't want 10
become no PUBIC OUlceNOiueF- lou MoA 4IHU
me askin' nothin' of the county as long as kin
git my own livin indianapolis Journal.
A dose that is always seasoDable is dose OF
Simmons Liver Regulator, the king OF Liver
Medicines" 1t keeps the liver active; the bowels
regular; prevents Biliousness; and promotes d.
gestion. In fact helps keep you well. i have
watched it's effetts in families where have prae-
ticed, and find it admirable; both Alternative and
tonic in its action. DIR. T. W. Mason, Macon Ga.
AFULL LINE OF PATENT MEDICINE IN
stock at L. K. Munson's.
FOR WALLPAPERS AND MATTINGS. L. h.
Munson has just received the largest lines ever
broughtto Shelton, both being complete IN the
attest patters, a.. hard times prices
Natural Beautifier.
KarTs Clover Root Tea purifes the blood and
gives a clear and beautiful complexion For
sale at Frank Tuens-
A FULL LINE OF SCHOOL BOOKS AND
supplies at Z. K. Munson's.
1t Saves Lives Every Day.
Thousands of cases Of Consumption. Asthma,
Coughs. Colds and Group are cured every day
by shilohs Cure. For sale By Frank TueI
REPORT OF SCHOOL DISTRICT NO. %, for month
ending Dec, g.:
NO pupils enrolled -----------..---.--- - ID
| davS nresen+ Observation-Disclosures. Z5l
The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1895-12-13
shelton POst-Office.

Mails close for the East dailyat A. NJ
Mails close for the North daily at p M.
Mails arrive daily ?. NJ.
General Delivery open from A. NJ: to P: NJ.
Mails leave for Matlock, Mason, Juno. Grove
ana satsop at 3 a N every Tuesday and frloas.
Money Orders and Postal Notes issued.
j. Z. SLIGH. Postmaster
The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1895-12-13

For Boots, Shoes and Gents Furnish
ing goods go to A. NEEDHAM's.
Flo silks, Honiton braids, latest de-
signs in Kensington and Honiton
stamping patterns; stamping done to
order, imported and crepe tissue paper
Tor flowers and lamp shades. Wire
frames for lamp shades at L. K
Munscns.
The u. S. Govt Reports
show Royal Baking Powder
superior "a all ofbes8
The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1895-12-13
Friday, December 18th. 1885
Personals

Rev. Mr.. and Mrs. Z. II. Webster,
were visiting in olympia this week.
Mrs. W. B. Eaton is in Tacoma buy
ing some holiday goods for her milin-
cry store.
Arthur Needham spent good part
goods for his store.
Mrs. Daniel Monroe has been suffer
ing from an attack of 1nalarial fever,
at her home in Olympia.
DR.. Wells reports son born to the
wife of Jos. BillodeauX, on the Mart
Shelton place, Dec. 9TH.
Auditor McLarty issued license to
wed to W. J. Rankin and May Grout,
of Kamilche, on the 10th.
Speed Shelton left for Orting Mon
day, where he has some surveying
work to last until Christmas.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. S. Dunbar returned
Wednesday from their visit to What
com, and report pleasant trip.
Mr.. and Mrs. Klinkenbnrg. of Olym.
pia, spent several days in town this
week, visiting al Attorney Shields.
Attorney Shields made short visit
to Olympia, Monday, in the interests
of Williamson's loggers. whom he is
representing.
Ernest Bailey has purchased the
Horace Dunbar ranch in Egypt Valley
and has moved out to become an in de-
pendent farmer.
Mrs L. K. Munson was in Seattle
this week buying more goods for their
holiday trade which has already open
ed up brislzly.
VIM. Miller, who has been doing
general work about town for the past
year, shipped on the Philadelphia for
service last Saturday.
Chas. Springer, the rustling sash
and door man, was down from Olympia
this week, keeping posted on our grow
ing, and looking out for orders.
SolomonAlberts and Tom Miles left
for the Skokomish river Monday, going
on the drive of Albert's logs, the heavy
rains having brought the river up.
Chas. Aver receiver for the William
son Logging Co., is in town. paying
all claims of employees up to the time
he took charge in November The
camps are closed while the boys were
in town for their money.
NJ. B. Jones left yesterday for Ore
gon, and intends to visit Grants Pass
for time, and may wander around
and see considerable country before
he gets home to Shelton.-We expect
to see Mike again, they can't stay from
Shelton.
Baptism. Symbolic and Obligatory >
will be the subject upon which Rev
Frank H. Webster will preach next
Sunday morning. In the evening hs
will speak on Man, his origin, history
and destiny" Come early. All are
made welcome.
ice Doyle returned from a trip to
California Monday, and says he has
secured a fine thing, having rented {
good hotel business in a lively mining
town in Mariposa County. AS soon a:
his affairs can be arranged he intends
moving his family down to California
He reports meeting Martin Lewis IL
San Francisco. Martin has disposed
of mart of his mining interests in the
Swauk district for stock in a place
mining company in California, ant
has charge of their operations at
good salary.
The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1895-12-13

ROLL OF HONoR:-CarI Erlckson, 'idIfy HuIsI'
Alfred Getty. Bessie Eric kson, Ethel Getty, May
Hurst, Mary Getty, Maud Hurst.
MRS. FANNIE CHAMPLIN Teacher
All Recommend Il.
Asl, vo,,r phvsician, your druggist and your
friends about Shiloh's Cure for Consumption
They will recommend it. For sale BY FRANK
Tuell-
The Ills of Women
CONSTIPATION. causes more than bali the Ills OF
women. Karl's Clover Root Tea is a pleasant
c,,ra for Constitution. For sale by Frank Taell.
The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1895-12-13
Local News.

The JOURNAL,
The New York Tribune.
The Chicago Inter Ocean.
Or all three leading newspapers
of their section for only Sis
year, with "Wonankind," for
the ladies, or the american
Farmer and Farm News"
thrown in
The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1895-12-13

ADVERTISERS TAKE NOTICE: Here
after advertisers desiring an entire
change of matter must bring in copy
by Wednesday evening. This VIII
make no hardship on regular adver-
tisers, and allow the paper to reach
the local post Office at its regular time,
5 o'clock Thursday afternoon.
Look over our line of Mems, Boys
and Youths Clothing. They are stun
uers. MCDONALD & O'NEuL-
For Confectionery, Fruits and Nuts
20 to A. NEEDHAM'S.
The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1895-12-13

Fox SALE TRADE OR RENT. An I'M
proved farm, ali first class land, water
front On Pickering Pass Inquire at
Keefe's blacksmith shop, Shelton.
The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1895-12-13
Tor Dyspepsia

McLARTY & SHORTER ARE
It's for the celebrated White Sewing machine
The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1895-12-13
LIN Town Council.
SHELTON, Dec. 9TH, 1895.

Council met in regular session, pres
ent Mayor, Clerk, Marshal, and council
men Wiley. Munson. Shorter and
Horton; absent, Eaton and Vogtliu.
Minutes approved.
Petition relating to the building of
crosswalks on Second street. between
the south side of r. R. ave, and the
north side of Franklin street, read,
and on motion same laid on table IN
til the matter Of the execution and FL
ing Of the deed was looked into.
Report of E. E. Shields regarding
the building OF d sidewalk along the
west side of 4th street, from Pine
street to property owned by VIM.
Shorter, read. and on motion accepted
and placed on file.
Report of Health officer regarding
the decaying Of dog salmon in and
along Shelton creek, that there was
some dissatisfaction by residents along
said creek, which should be attended to.
Communication from Prof. II. T.
Baker containing warrant on police
fund. with request that the same be
accepted and destroyed by the council,
was, on motion, accepted.
Ordinance No. 50 relating to riding.
or driving, faster than 4 walk, on
bridges in town where notices are post
ed, read and passed to third reading.
Motion prevailed that rules be sus-
pended and Ordinance No. 50 be read
third time, and said ordinance was
passed by full vote.
The following claims were read, and
on report Of committee were allowed
and warrants ordered drawn:
G c Angle printing etc. S 1915
R " Potts, taps and water supt 1867
E E Shields, examining title 500
A J Munson, nails etc. 1917
A Adams, election judge 500
S D Hicks, :. 500
WD Baldwin. :. clerk 500
WE Daniels, - 500
L K Munson, paper so
CIV Dunbar registration clerk 500
Geo Cyphert Lumber. etc 1924
E Dunbar election inspector etc AIS
Motion prevailed that Clerk De in
structed to file liens on all property
along Gotta street whereon the town
has constructed sidewalks.
The following Resolution was then
submitted, read, adopted and placed
on file.
Whereas, the facts have come to the
knowledge of the council of the town
of Shelton, Mason County, Washing
ton. that the following named persons
have constructed sidewalks on the
streets abutting their property, named
hereafter, which do not conform in
width to the requirement Of the ordin-
ance of this town to-wit: W II Asmus
on Second and Gotta streets, abutting
lots No 5, block IS; w B Eaton, on
first street, abutting lot l, block A; S
First street abutting the east side of
block II. Now, therefore, be it resolv-
ed that the said parties above named
shall be notified by the town marshal
to Immediately widen said sidewalks
to six (6) feet as required by ordinance.
Motion prevailed that a special COM
nittee Of three be appointed to confer
with ] B Shelton regarding the dedi-
cation of the North end of Fourth ST.
Vim Shorter, J A Horton and Al ]
Munsou, appointed.
On motion the council then proceed
ed to canvass the election returns for
the Town election held Dec. 5rd, 1895,
and Resolution relating to the nom
ination and election of town officers
being submitted, was adopted and
placed on file. Council adjourned.
CIV DUNBAR, Clerk. .
The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1895-12-13

-NOAI-o HhO-A ON1ON O11A--OndI1 lie
the Chinese cook employed in the Oc-
cidental Hotel has been missing since
last Friday evening, and no trace of
him has yet been found. AS ali his
belongings are at the hotel, there is
every reason to beIieye that the China
man met with foul play, especially as
he had nearly S100 and a gold watch on
his person. Sheriff Caldwell has TAX
en- the matter IN hand. Mr.. Hanson.
father Of the storekeeper at Hood
sport, died at that place on Sunday
night, and was buried at the City.
Tuesday. The little steamer Violet
struck snag at the mouth of the Sko-
konlish river and sunk. The crew
have been all week trying to raise her,
during the low night tides.
Santa Claus has reached Shelton
with his advance guard of Christmas
goods and established Headquarters at
L. *. Munsor's bazaar. Better go
round and-1nake your selections before
the stock is broken.
Twenty pupils of the Shelton public
schools came over on today's morning
boat to see the Philadelphia and take
in the sights OF the capital. Among
them were Cecil Dunbar, Crissie Knee
land, Lulu Dunbar, Florence Keelty,
Eva Long, Maud Butts. Isabelle For
rest, William Morrison. Georre F,u-
mott, Herman Sheedy, Vern Hunter.
Daniel Bannse, Perry Jones. Alfred
Simmons, Joseph Ritner and Arthur
Fredson- They were accompanied by
Prof. H F. Baker, principal of the
schools.-Oiympian.
Crockery and Glassware AZ cost =.
a. NEEDHAM's. =
We are paying Is cts. per doz. for
eggs this week, and 40 cts. a roll for
butter. HUNTER 3 E.ro~
The Ka-nilche Odd Fellows are pre.
parlng to give the usual holiday ball.
and this time it will be en- masoue.
Saturday evening December 21st. The
ladies will furnish the supper and a
steamer will be arranged for to take
the Shelton people over.
Look over our elegant line of new
goods We will be open Saturday
and viii be glad to see all our old as
we'll as new customers.
MCDONALD s. O'NEILa-
The Olympia land Office has received
patents for the lands of the following
named settlers in this section:-WiIlis
A Butler, Edward Y. Muller, Carl L.
Stebbins, Johar Rausc bert, Martin
Ericsson, Charlie Hawks.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-05-16
Miss Nightingale Advice.

The young Woman" publishes the
following autograph message to the
girls of Great Britain from Miss
Nightingale: "My message to girls
would be: a. Train yourselves to your
work, to your life. The last twenty
five or thirty years has recognized be-
yond everything this necessity of
training. (2) Have a higher object than
the mere undertaking in all you under
take. When we fail or are disappoint-
ed, we lose heart and perhaps strike
work. But If we have recognized our
selves as Il will not say only a wheel
or tool in the hands of that Almighty
highest and truest and best, we have
that blessing of being part Of the
whole, and, whatever our fcilure, are
never cast down. 60 AS one of the
best women workers of our day says,
the talk now is Of rights, not right,
Let that not be our case. l am myself
always a prisoner from illness and
overwork but all the more l wish
you God speed.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-05-16
A PECULIAR CASE.
PHYSICIANS PUZZLED BY THE Eek.
PERIENcE OF, Rs. BOWEN.
The Ep,.copal [e.pttaiis said SIN.
Had Combination.

(From the Record, Philadelphia, Pa)
Last July the Episcopal hospital id
mitted a woman whosspale and ema-
ciated face and MckiNg cough pro-
claimed her the victm of consumption.
She gave hSr namaSas Mrs. VIM. G..
Bowen, residence, 1S49 Meighan St.,
Philadelphia. The case was diagnosed
and she was told plainly that she was
In an advanced Stage of consumption.
The examining physician even showed
her the sunken place in her breast
where the cavity in her lung was sup
posed to exist. She went home to her
family, a broken, disheartened woman
with death staring her in the face.
That was the beginning of the story,
the end as told by Mrs. Bowen, who
no longer expects to die, to reporter
follows: w..
'"The first symptoms of consumption
came in the form of terrible sweats,
night and day. From April until Sep
TENDER I was constantly cold and kept
wrapped up in blankets through the
hottest weather. A terrible cough took
possession of me, my breast was sore
to the slightest touch, and my limbs
were like cold clay. The hardest rub
bling with the coarsest towel would not
create the slightest flush, and the least
exertion would exhaust me.
II went to the hospital in July and
they diagnosed my case as above stat
ed. 1t was when the clouds were the
darkest that the first CLINT of sunshine
came. Mr.. Shelmerdine, a friend, who
lives around 1874 Clementine ST., said
to me one day, Mrs. Bowen, did you
ever try DR.. Williams Pink Pills for
Pale People| had never heard of the
medicine, but in my condition could
not turn deaf eaR to anything that
offered relief. 1t was after considera-
BILE thought and investigation that l
concluded to discontinue all other med
icine, including cod liver oil, and de-
pend entirely upon Pink Pills. began
to take the pills, at first with but little
encouragement. The first sign Of i'm
provement was warmth and ttngling
sensation in my limbs. Finally the
cough disappeared, my chest lost it's
soreness and began to gain flesh I'M
til was fifteen pounds heavier. All
this owe to DR.. Williams Pink Pills,
and l cannot praise them too highly
Mrs. Bowen is kindly faced lady OF
middle age, church member, well
known and highly esteemed. She looks
to-day we'll and strong and it seems al
most impossible that she was ever
given up by eminent physicians as an
incurable consumptive. Yet such is
the case beyond all dispute.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills contain all
the elements necessary to give new
life and richness to the blood and re-
store shattered nerves. They are for
sale by all druggists, or may be had
by mail from DIR. Williams Med. Co.,
Schenectady. N. Y, for SOC. per box,
or six boxes for $3.50.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-05-16
GEN. LEES LAST YEARS.

He Was Never Seen to Smile After
the War Ended.
"Gen. Lee never left Lexington after
he assumed the presidency of the col
lege," said S. D. Mccormick recently.
HE had distinguished visitors from
North and South, and from Europe,
and they still come to visit his tomb.
Hundreds of invitations came to him
to attend army reunions and the like.
but he always courteously declined
them. But every evening he would
mount his horse and take an hours
ride. I have often met him at these
times. He would always give the
military salute. Sometimes he would
rein in his horse and talk. His de-
meanor was always dignitied and serl-
Gus; indeed, sad. l never saw him
smile. One could feel the very per-
sonality of Lee pervading the atmos-
phere around old Washington and
Lee university. Every student was
on his honor Not one of them would
lie. You have some idea OF what col
lege boys are and what many OF them
will do. They will stop at nothing IN
their pranks. Yet students at that
university have convicted themselves
Of pranks that caused their expulsion
because they could not lie when
brought face to face with Gen. Lee.
He was absolutely a pure man. II
ever one lived. He neither drank.
chewed nor smoked. nor ever used
vulgar language. He was clean
man. Washington was his idol. ne
patterned his life after that lliustrl-
GUS patriot. In his very bearing ana
personality he reminded one OF WASH
ington. You know how CLOSELY he
was allied with the family OF wash
inptnn. The name of Washington mn
rersitv was changed by the virginia
legislature to that Of Washington ana
Tee university. Gen. Lees wife. Mary
(,ustis. sleeDs by his side IN the to'ho
under the chanel platform at the n"'-
rarsity. Directly opposite the c"V"t
whore lee lies. md on the same H""r.
10 his priyate office with everything
inst ms he left this chair. his ra''
everything lust as he had 1t IN n'"'
Above the crvpt rises the monument
and unon 1t tn" reclining figure or 1"c
general in military trappings. "xe"m'"o
IN the finest marble bv Vhieh1i'".
Custis Lee. his son. Ia now rrrs'o"ht
of fine university. Times
Star.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-05-16
Chinese Letter Writing.

st is customary in China for the
writer of letter to address the man
to whom he is writing as my elder
BROTHER" and usually begins with the
phrase, "May all the blessings Of life
be showered upon you; such Is the
wish of your imbecile Junior" The
address on the envelope Is, "From my
humble cabin to the glorious palace OF
pearls of my elder brother" and 1t
makes no difference whether he lives
In n dugout on the side Of a HILL
philadelphia Ledger
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-05-16
Concerning the Baby.

Keep your baby clean. Give him
pure air at all times. Let him have a
few spoonfuls of water several times
O day. Do not let every one kiss him.
Do not let any one jostle and shake
and tickle him. Do not keep him so
warm that he can not sleep. Babies
as rule, are bundled up too much.
Do not neglect him, and then, when he
cries for some needed attention say
that he is a ''cross bad-telnpered little
nuisance" A healthy baby seldom
cries when his wants are properly fill
ed.-New York Telegram.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-05-16
Spanish soldiers dislike service 1

Spanish soldiers dislike service In
Cuba because few of them according
to past experience, can hope to see,
their native country again. Europeans
troops sent to America havcs,lf been
lucky as a rule. King George invest
cd over $25,00o,0CO in hiring 29,165
Hcssians to help subdue the American
colonies. and 11.S43 of these merceau
aries perisLed before the end of ~
z
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-05-16
He Disseminated.

Upson Downes-Say, old man, i
need $40 badly.
Wither Tymes (handing him BILLY
Here you are.
ppson Downes-I said needed ten,
old man.
Wither Tymes-I heard you.
Epson Downes-But you've only CIV
en- me five.
Wither Tymes-Well, you see, I only
believe half I hear.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-05-16
Worlds Columbian Exposition

Will be of value to the world by illus
trating the improvements in the me-
chanical arts, and eminent physicians
will tell you that the progress in medic
inal agents has been of equal impor-
lance, and as strengthening laxative
Syrup of Figs is far in advance Of all
others.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-05-16
On Principle.

First M. P.'s Daughter-Are you 60
ing to have q new dress this spring?
Second M. P.'s Daughter don't
know vet. Mamma has passed the ap-
preparation, but I'm very much afraid
that pail veto it. He's opposed to
every bill we send in.-Judy.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-05-16

The ELEPHANT always get nervous
when the show strikes this town.
The Bengal Tigcr-Why?
The ELEPHANT can't help feeling
that even the little children who come
to look Mt us know a great deal more
about us than VIC do ourselves.-Bos-
ton Herald.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-05-16
The Rule of Three.

Mrs. Fussy-John, how did you hap
pen to buy a new umbrella to-day?
Fussy-You told me always to leave
one at home and one in the office;
so, in order to keep off the rain,
had to buy third.-Harper's Bazaar.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-05-16
You Don't Have to Swear Off,

Says the ST. Louis Journal of Agriculture in an
editorial about No-To-F &C, the famous tobacco
habit cure I'VE know of many cases cured by
MOTTO BAG; ore, prominent. st. Louis archi-
tect, smoked and chewed for 1wsnty years; two
boxes cured him so that even the smell of to-
bacco makes him sick" NoTo-Bac sold and
guaranteed by Druggists everywhere. No cure
no pay. Book free Address Sterling Remedy
Co., New York or Chicago
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-05-16
Still q Bachelor.

allow is it that you are still Il bache-
lor?' inquired Gags.
IL don't know" said Tags, ''unless
it's because l never married.-Phila-
delphia Inquirer.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-05-16
Drew the Line.

"Ha," exclaimed the tyrant. IRE
volt. Ha.
He summoned his chief councillor of
Estate.
Look you," cried the king holly,
"a subject has just refused to pros
trate himself at my feet"
Sire" rejoined the courtier, II
! would advise you, in Difference to the
fprejudices of your people, not to wear
your buff shoes when you give public
audience"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-05-16
His Wheeling.

Jonski-Wcre you out wheeling yes
terday, Smithoff?
Smithoff-Yes, l went scorching up
the avenue with a baby c,rriage-
Minneapolis Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-05-16
Hold the Fort

Againsta bilious attack NY Calling to your aid
thai uu,ssauI ally, hosletter $ Stomach Bit
1ers. me Zoe Will then be driven back utterly
deleated. Dyspepsla, sick heausche, maiarial,
kidney, nervous ant rheumatic rouule ana
constipation yleld TO The ACTON OF TINS most
beueuLeuL VI remedies. lake ~ regultrly ana
YOU WllA Boon experience Ills sOou eAects.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-05-16
Not Il Friend.

Frau Ais that gentleman over
yonder friend of yours?
Frau B.-No; he's my husband
Zeitungs-I
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-05-16
Wholesale.

Applicant-How much for a mar
riage license?
Clerk-One dollar for q single license
SIS for a Communication license.-Detroit
Tribune.