The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-11-20
PHILOSOPHER oOoLeY.
Bis Description of = Foasesll Game naea
of the Dump


| of the Dump.
! "Jawn," said Mr. Dooley, .whin
played futhal twas sport; now fat-
/ ball is war"
! How is that?'' asked Mr.. McKennA.
well, whin was a lad tn way ne
/ played futball was this WAY: Twinty
or thirty OF wan hundred min an
boys come together in a vaean' lot an
we had n round rubber ball that tn
biggest man blowed up. an so tn air
wuddent r-run out iv il he stuffed
chewed-up bread in tn hole. Thin q
lad be tn name iv McGulre he says:
Go head now. an l give her kick
an put her over tn fnee. Thin they
brought il back. tn little la-ads did,
an kicked IL on tn roof Nv tn Broth
ers' school Brother Alexis fetched ID
down, an says he: .Dooley, don't
kick so hard he says 80 l give ID
wan low kick with tn broad iv me fus
an catched Hinnissy. who was a young
man thin. IN tn pit iv III stomach, an
he kicked young Regain, an Regain
kicked Cassidy, an Cassidy kicked
0'Brien. an OBrien kicked Brother
Alexis an had to do tn stations iv tn
cross, an boy be TIL name Nv Hogan
run off with tn ball
THAT was futbalL But las week
young Clancy asked me FIR 20 go over
TO tn back iv tn dump an see n game
beehune tn Young Parnells an tn
Young Sarsfelds. ! took Hinnissy
with me. may Gawd frgive me. He'd
ne'er seen a game hefnre. tn la-ads
was there whin we came. luked over
Tn field an saws /: What Is this@ SAYS
l. 'What're they goin' to do?' says.
Hinnissy made no answer. TIL little
Mulcahy kid was done up with wooden
shields on his shins an esrmuffs on has
ears an baud around his head an n
earnycopy on his nose lie wore mat
thresses fr pants an he had n hair iv
head like cole slaw. tn others was
like him Ie cud iv toll no wan ~
thin firm III other.
well. sir, a man blew o whistle an
with that little Mulcahy reached over
an give Tom VBrien's son paneh in
tn nose. OBrien calls out, Look
there, Nike Mulcahy, what ye'er boys
doin' TO mine. want We TO stop him
stop nowan, says Mulcaby acrost tn
field. But II that rase'l !y son iv ye'rrs
liver kicks that boy Nv mine again, hs
says. I'm have tn lawon him. says he.
Look out f'r his feet, little Mike he
SAYS Now. thin, land him.
well, O'Brien whit right across IN
field afther Mulcahy an tn las. seen
~ thin they was coilar-an' -cl bowin'
down toward TN bridge. just thin
Hogan Cassidy threw his fut into little
Malachi Dorsey an oil man Cassidy whit
over an pulled Tom Dorney's nose.
took thin apart near tn river an eoms
back just a. what tn lads call a scrisn-
mage was on Tommy OLsary got
boI' iv tn ball an started N run away
with IL. whin little Duggan fetched
him puck ia tn jaw an brought hip
down Bed no more thin done that
whin Teddy Clancy mated DuxgAn
with kick on tn back az rolled him
on top iv OLeasy an fell GA him
Thin all tn other lads fell on D1ggan
an Clancy an oLesry. ali bat wan.
That was Dinny Casey, an he sthrayod
around tn idge an took kick atany
one he saw, an particuiey 81 Pete
o'Shss-
pete O'S5sa was llinnissy's niyysv.
sn' IA first thing Hinnissy done ~hin
hc see his sisfhsrs son rsftir' the
worst ~ IL was 20 g-run arrost III
sthrcet an come back with an arznful
~ bricks. lie can throw rr an Old
man. an Etched Casey with an fra,
brick stick - out be says. ri
elaue all ~ Thin AT re. he says An
sure be done u, bat The lad come.
wrigYiin' cot iT IN pile snslln'
an Says he 'Unelr. lave 20 ys'er
ne ssyA 'wbat frY says
Hsnuissy. Don't ye see they're ali NJ
barrin' Mgisaby. says IA kid '-Twss
on'y a down. be ssyS a 1hsty says
Hinuissy. A down s-ys N lad A.
how nanny nor. = thersT says His-
Missy. a hunaherd O. zsor.. ssTs ia
l1d. Wei, thin says Hississy. In
zofs' hosse' he szFA n re have snsT
sxurrud % lave ye'er mother. be ssys,
tell IL 20 ase.'
II toel< biE ~ the arm IS We whit
bone an SAYS !. 'Hisns&sr.' | says, re
made . foo! % ye'ernlJs.' says
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gar Th-se. ssTs J. Bat shin Sc
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a. not, hs saF& sadly AZ no~ "a
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