The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-06-12
All Sorts of Paragraphs.
What is done cannot be undone,


But one thunderstorm has been
witnessed in Arizona during IA years.
The plulnes in the helmets of the
French dragons are made Of human
hair.
"A cremated body leaves resi-
dunn Of only eight ounces on an aver.
age.
Most men avail themselves of
their opportunities to make asses Of
themselves.
Corruption always leaks out
somewhere. With corrupt heart it
is at the mouth.
= One of the funniest things in the
world is to see fat girl or tall girl
act kittenish.
Even in house cleaning when
woman passes a mirror she "fxes"
herself little. .--.
Break down under small trials,
and you will certainly be crushed un-
der great ones.
- Torture i" always applied in
China to compel the accused to declare
himself guilty.
- What is that which you can keep
even after giving it to somebody else?
Your word.
= One cannot get too much of
good thing. When it reaches toa
much it is no longer good.
- Electricity, in its various forms
Of application, is said to give employ
ment to 100000 persons.
Don't fool with a wasp because
you think he looks weak and tired
you'll find he's all right in the end.
There are very few people who
live to be 60 who do not look as If they
were tired Of living, and afraid to die,
The devil has garden, and you
work in it every time you plant sus-
picion Of some one in another mans
mind.
1t is calculated that in 80 years, s
at the present rate of increase, Austria
liza will contain about DO, 900, 900 citi-
zens.
1t is estimated that the coffee
crop of South and Central America
this year will be about 10 per cent
less than last year.
- Are you plowing around that
same rock, that an hours time would
remove, that you have plowed around
for twenty years
"A Russian scientist attributes
all our maladies to the fact that we
wear clothes. He suggests a return
to mans primitive state.
Magistrate Ito prisoner)-Haye
you any remarks to make? Prisoner
"a barber)-Yes, your honor. Your
hair wants cutting.
The Statue of Liberty on the
dome Of the Capitol building at
Washington is 49, feet 6 inches in
height, and weighs Il, ,935 pounds. II
"A cigarette smoker sends into
the air about 1000, 100000 particles
Of dust at every puff, according to DR..
Aiken s Investigations.
"A camel Of the largest size has
been known to drink from 30 to 80
gallons Of water, and then travel
without any more for 20 days. .
The largest woodenware works
in the world are located in Bay City,
Mich. The present output every 10s
hours is 1900 tubs and $500 pals.
= They are trying to invent pho
nographic. disk on which speaker
can record his own orations. This
is to be tested in the German Reich
stag.
= Teacher (at the Sunday SCHOOL,
Can you tell me, my little boy, who
our first parents were2 New Schol-
ar-Yes, M our fathers and moth
ers.
"Cool as cucumber" is correct
scientifically. Investigation claims
that that vegetable usually has tenn
perature one degree less than the sur
rounding atmosphere.
On January 1, 1895, the railroads
of the United States were using 3D.
281 locomotives, 24,881 passenger
cars, 1900 mail and baggage cars, and
l, 1853, ,849 freight cars. ls
"What am I to take this medi-
cine in ?" asked the fussy old lady Of
the young assistant. I'm your mouth
mum" replied the chemist Of the fu-
ture. "Tain't to be rubbed on, that
amt"
= Gas lamps were introduced in
the Paris streets in 1819.. Their en-
ployment caused no little remark
among the country people, who got an
idea that there was some magic about
the matter.
- It is said that the chief reason
why mule can nearly always wear
out horse, when it comes to trial
Of endurance, is that the former always
lies down to sleep. and the latter, in a
large number of cases sleeps standing
up.
= A man in London is making a lot
of money by lending out a FL 1000 Bank
of England note for swell weddings to
be exhibited as gift Of the brides
father. A man is sent along to watch
the note, and can be made very useful
at the presents table exhibiting the
articles.
= The simplest first remedy for
scalds is -four. A thick coating Of
this should be put on Immediately,
and layer of cotton over it. After
time little vaseline spread on lint
is the best treatment, but even this
should be covered with cotton wool
and bandage Of some kind.
Sometime ago I was troubled with
an attack of rheumatism. I used
Chamberlain's Pain Balm and was
completely cured. I have since ad-
vised many of my friends and custo-
mers to try the remedy and all speak
highly Of it. SIMON GoLDBAUM, San
Luis Rey, Cal. For sale by Hill Bros.
= The best tea in Japan is raised
in districts where the snow often falls
to the caves of the houses. Many
plants will survive under such snow
| that are not hardy even in the South