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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-04-28
Personal.

Max O'ReH has not read Trilby. though
ne Is great friend Of the man who wrote
The Due de Morny. probably the
day IN France, is reported to have paid
equipment.
Sarah Grand, the novelist. married at
with her husband in China, and afterward
trveled all through japan with no escort
but her maid
1t IS limited by lie Figaro that Sar-
~, ~ -, hsDagas, which was suppressed
Is 1elng an attack upon Gambetta, is TO
De given at the Paris Ambigu, with Co
quelin IN the title part.
The doyen Of French physicians is
Dr; de Bossy. who was born in 1873. He is
sun hale and hearty and in active prac-
tice. The secret of longevity. he says,
consists in moderation in all things.
There recently died IN London at
the age of "A an Interesting parsonage
named Scott He was for many years
body servant to Charles Dickens, and
twice came TO this country with the nov
elist. Scott was also dresser to Charles
Matthews and Fechter With the latter
ne Travelled in this country. Scott was
storehouse of anecdotes connected with
famous men, but never went so far as
to write his memoirs.
President Cleveland is coming to con-
slider writing official documents by hand
a burden. II Is said he IS slowly but sue
eessfuily cuitivating the art of debating
70 stenographer, thus relieving himself
from much physical labor and saving
himself much time. Nearly all his Off
cial documents are now prepared with
the assistance Of a stenographer instead
OF being written by his own hand, as
was the case until recently.
Here is a composition on Sir Walter
Raleigh, written by pupil in an English
board school: Sir Walter Raleigh was
a very great man. He went over and
discovered America: and when he had dis
covered America, he discovered Virginia.
He discovered the potato. And when he
mad discovered the potato, he discovered
tobacco. And when he had discovered
tobacco, he turned to his companions and
said: My friends, be of good cheer, for we
have this day in England lit such a flame
as ! trust by Gods grace shall never be
extinguiShed'
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BRIGHT BITS.

Two Nebraska clergymen declare that
the opening of the worlds fair on Sun
day caused the hard times.-New York
Tribune.
OF man, how comes it that even the scien-
usts fear to discuss the antiquity of
woman?-Philadelphia Inquirer.
"A Tioga undertaken heads his adver-
t use "A step in the right direction,
price. '-Philadelphia Record.
Yes said the literary man, with
sign, style Is fine thing for q writer
70 have, but when his wifes got II too
1t takes all the profit away. A"Texas Sift-
ings.
-Chambermaid Ito cook who is en-
gagged to negro: SO this is one of his
love letters, why. it is fun Of blots.
tears.-F'liegende Batter.
An Asinine Insinuation.-"How do you
happen to be called Jack?"
on, is 1t just nickname"
Il didn't know but that IL was an nh
breviation. indianapolis Journals-sH
Religious Chess.-Ehie: Please. Uncle
arthur DO come and play chess with me-
Uncle Arthur; Oh, Efiie. don't you re
Well, we can let the bishop winv'-
Pail Mall Budget
AT Church-Tired Child: Mamma. how
much did you put in the collection?
Mother: A quarter, my dear.
Tired Child: Well, this preacher gives
Bulletin. ~.
-"Of doan' know" said Mr. Dolan, who
mad been investigating the weather.
phwat the matter do be. Ayther April
cum too soon or ilse the Thermometer
DO be kapin' bad toime."-Washington
Star
He: Don't you think there is consid-
cradle danger in letting a woman who
cares for you know that you love her?
She; think there is considerably more
in fFafg b.av. L. a.
Harlem Life.
"A Sure Symptom.-Elder Berry: 7
have an idea DR.. Thirdly is becoming more
liberal in his views
Mrs. Berry: What makes you think so d?
Elder Berry: People are fiocking 10
hear him.-Brooklyn Life
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Humor in Church.

The Youths Companion tells of a church
choir that repeated many times. "Oh, turn
my pi-, Oh, turn my pi-, Oh, turn my
pi-, Oh turn my pious soul to thee. -
Dean Hole tells in his New Memories"
how one of these anthems annoyed the
first bishop of the Episcopal church of
Connecticut, DR.. Samuel Seabury. The
Bishop was visiting the parish of Middle
town, and an anthem, composed by a To-
cal musician, was sung. The words were
those of the 1880 Psalm, and eight times
the singers repeated the phrase, THAT
ran down upon the beard At a dinner
after the service, the bishop was asked, at
the suggestion of the composer, what he
thought of the music. "Oh," he replied
II dare say it was very good, but 1 SYM
pathized so with Aaron that l coud not
attend properly I thought that the run
ming down of the ointment eight times
could hardly have left hair upon his
head"
A young lady organist in a Montreal
church was very anxious TO make a good
impression by her playing on a visiting
clergyman one Sunday, says the New
York Tribune. The organ was pumped by
an obstreperous old sexton, who would
often stop when he thought the organ vol
untary had lasted long enough. This day
the organist was anxious that all should
begin she wrote note intended solely for
the sections eye. He took it, and, in spite
of her antagonized beckonings, carried it
straight to the preacher What was that
gentlemans establishment when he read !:
"Oblige me this morning by blowing away
till l give you the signal to stop. Miss
Allen
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In the WRONG Department.

A lady in a bugled cape and a love of a
bonnet went into a State street silver
smith Saturday and drifted into a strange
department, says the Chicago News.
Pointing into showcase, she said; How
much is that silver pie knife with the
ivory handle?'
THAT is not pie knife answered the
clerk. THAT is a trowel used to lay the
corner stone of a building 1t puts on
the last trowelful of mortar and is given
to the one who uses it,
We'll, II would be pie knife If my hus-
band got it," replied the customer.
After awhile she continued: How much
is that beautiful silver baSin?'
That" said the clerk, mildly, lis not a
basin; ii is a baSOn-an aims bason. Then
he explained that a basin was used for
water, whereas a bason was used to re-
church. Then as the woman drifted to-
ward the realm of souvenir spoons the
clerk looked at the hall-clock man.
She came back again and pointing to a
brass lecturn, wanted to know how much
that music-stand might be and whether
Ii was not strange to have such things in
a jewelry store.
This is not really jewelry store" con-
tinued the clerk, affably. You see this
is a goldsmith s, but there is little dis
tinction of the terms in the west. We
have a jewelry department down that
well, l declarer' said the lady, whose
shopping instinct was now really aroused.
How much would that cost, now?''
The panied clerk had to set a price on a
pocket pyx, get out the cruet, chalice,
paten and ciborium, get out an oilstock,
make an estimate on the lunette and mon
STRANGE and exhibit an SIS font.
When 1t was all over the woman cast
one lingering look at the pie-knife and
asked which way Monroe street was.
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INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
Meeting-Hibernian Society.

I Meeting-Hibernian Society.
Special NOtices-High in Quality, Low in
Prices, John Tea Evans & Co.: Special
ties at Hinckley's Ladies' and Gentle
mems Restaurant: Manufacturer Sale OF
Fine Clothing Appel & Schaul; Special
Notice of Excursions to Suwanee Springs.
Fla; Words Won't Make High Grade
Goods, Jas. NIcGrath & Co. People in
Glass Houses Should Buy Doors, Sashs.
Etc, from Us. Adams Drug. Paint and
OIL Company; Use Coal Oil Johnny's Soap
for Improving the Complexion, William
Diers; The Extensively Known and Ex-
tensively Used Mount Vernon Rye Whis-
ky, Henry Solomon s. Son, Agents; Fleish-
mann's Gin, Henry Solomon & Son. I'M
perial Baking Powder, Sam. Sheftall The
Neostyle Duplicating Apparatus. B. f.
Uimer & Co; For Sale Cheap, John T.
Rowland; An Ideal Home for Sale. c. II.
Dorset; Look Gentlemen, Henry l. See
mann; Ice Cream Freezers, Lowell & Latti-
more; The American Line. Henry l. See
mann; Do You Want a Home, John L.
Archer & Co.. Hammocks. J. Gardner
For Sale or Lease. An Elegant Home.
Take Your Lunch and Your Beer at Beck
mann's Cafe; A Word to the Wise House
keeper, Est. S. w. Branch; Fresh Arrivals
of Spanish Red Pepper, Mutual Corpora
tive Association; Living Whist at Theater.
May So; Mems Millinery, Falk Clothing
Company.
Poor Mems Week-B. II. Levy & Bro.
Auction Prices-James Douglas.
Fair and Square Prices-At Eckstein's.
Ready-Made Sheets, Etc-At Gutmans
"A Friend in Need'-B. II. Levy & Bro
1.-THE Very Pith"-Leopold Adler.
Medical-One Week More. DIR. E. d.
Porter; Munyon's Remedies.
Hotel-Hotel Balmoral. New York.
See Page 5-Appel & schaul.
Railroad Schedules-Central Railroad of
Georgia, Tybee Extension: The Florida
Central and Peninsular Railroad Com
pany
Manufactures Sale of Fine Clothing
Appel & Schaul.
Trimmed Millinery-At Krouskoff's.
The Important Question of This Week
Meyer & Walsh.
chndren's and Mems Suits-Falk Cloth
ing Company.
No Pinching Prices-Byck Bros.
Great Excitement-TriaI Of A. S. Mich
OILS, Shoe Man.
Good Things DO Last-Daniel Hogan.
May 1st-M. Dryfus.
Selling at Cost, Did He Say?-Crohan &
Dooner.
Lovely Flower Vases-West's China
Palace.
Amusements-A Fishing Excursion to
Broad River, May 2; Excursion to War
saw Sound, This Afternoon An Evening
in Pompeii, at Theater, May !.
Cheap Column Advertisements - Help
Wanted EmpIoyment Wanted For Rent
For Sale. Lost, Personal, Miscellaneous
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dimes suggested by seeing the old con-
federate soldiers file into the cemetery on
Memorial day)
BY Miss E. F. Andrews.
I see them slowly marching, year by year
lessening band. to that lone camping
Where their companions in the days that
Mems souls have grounded arms forever.
Has seldom been their portion; bronzed
by sun
And bit by winters cold. they bear the
scars
Ana blows of envious time as valiantly
AS once they bore the buffetings of war.
For them a nations Golfers have not bled
To salve their wounds with gold; but
With fatal victories. they left the field
Where valor long had striv'n in vain with
Like mat great son of Rome. whose CON
Did not disdain to guide the pillow, they
sheathed
Their swords. and asking aid of none but
God,
BY honest toll redeemed and glorifed
The land their fruitless valor could not
See where they come, an ever lessening
bandi
Torn by life's storms and chilled by numb
ing frosts
OF thankless years, they falter not nor
In the great strife with human wrong and
Till one by one, the great commander.
Gives word to break their ranks, and join
Encampment meath the white and serried
stones
Where Fame shall write their simple cpl
taph-
Not conquered. but worn out with con-
quering.
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Wen Supplied.

He is a German and the keeper of a sa-
loon, says the Indianapolis Sentinel He
has been in America but few months
and, consequently, his knowledge of the
English language is not great. II is no
wonder, then that he should make a few
mistakes as to the Interpretation of certain
sounds expressive of meaning in the Ian
guage he has adopted. He was sitting be
hind his bar waiting for trade, Saturday
afternoon, when young man entered.
Are you the proprietor" was the in
quiry.
IVA, Ich bin boss hier."
well. I'm the agent of Lips Publish
ing Company, and ] want TO sell you
Shakespeare"
Wen. Ich habe Lieber's bier. ind Maus'
bier und Schmidts bier, ind Home bier.
und BudWeiser. ] tink me dots genue'
Didn't never hear OF dots Jake's bier"
"Oh, you don't understand me. I am not
speaking Of beer. What ] have 20 sell is
n book
wen. you come around IN four oder
fuenf days and haf book, too -"
The young man left IN disgust and eF-
erted his energy on more enlightened
daEo who lived next door.
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The report that the advanced" women
would edit AMI publish a Bible OF their
own was no joke. although the newspaper
paragraphers made it the base Of great
many jokes. The information comes from
London BY cable that work upon the wo-
mans Bible has already begun. and that
the book Of Genesis is now ready.
Speaking Of the matter recently Mrs.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton said the new BIZ
bic would contain commentaries on all
passages Of scripture that refer in any
way to woman. It would not interfere
with creeds and doctrines. but deal solely
with the position OF womankind in con-
nection with the holy writings. las wo-
man is mentioned in only one eleventh
part of the Bible" said Mrs. Stanton, "a
small volume OF about 100 pages will be
sufficiently large for the commentaries"
The sisterhood Of advanced women have
long groaned under the implications OF
servttude contained in certain passages. of
scripture. They have for some time sus-
pected that the men translators took
mean advantage Of their sex and gave
the offending passages shades OF meaning
they ought not TO have. and would not
have If the original were correctly rem
derod into English. They have, there
fore. determined to do a little translating
themselves. and to add commentaries to
show that the verses implying woman's in
feriority really mean the opposite Of the
ordinary acceptation.
To judge from the cable account of what
the women translators and commentators
have done with the book of Genesis. they
will be able to prove. to their own salts
faction at least. that what they suspected
Of the men is true. In the new Genesis
Eve is rather praised than otherwise for
having eaten the apple. 1t is pointed out
that Satan did not tempt her with an
array of silks and satins, which some
people think most seductive to her des-
cendants, but with an offer of knowledge.
man being OF such a groveling nature that
a similar lofty ambition never entered
his mind. Besides, If the fruit was not to
be eaten. Eve should have been informed
of the fact at first hands, and not through
an agent
Every reader win agree that the begin
ming is promising. from the new" wo-
man point of view. If the work should
be continued as 1t has been begun, the
women may be able to offer proofs that
man has been a fraud and tyrant ever
since he was put out of the garden. At
this point. however, it would be interest
ing TO know how the woman's Bible re-
comedies the assertion that the first man
possessed a low and groveling nature
with the scriptural fact that he was made
in the image Of his creator. 1t is not to
be supposed that Adam before the fall
possessed the stature of a god and the
mental qualities of boor. The difficulty
about the compilation of the woman's
Bible seems to be that the compilers have
gone about it with the idea that women
can be "vindicated" only by pulling men
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Charleston has recently had put down
on her Battery drive a little patch Of
asphalt. The people Of the town hardly
know what to make Of it. They regard
it as a kind Of plaything. and go down
in the afternoons and make merry upon
it. The News and Courier says that doz-
ems and dozens OF children Of all sexes.
ages and compilations, glide about on It
on roller skates. "and after shutdown the
larger folks come out on rollers and the
splendid roadway IS converted into a verit-
able rink" over here asphalt IL used for
business purposes. it is 80 common. But
then. there IL asphalt here BY the mile
while IN Charleston there is only patch
Of A. The Charlestonians ought 70 come
over here May week and zee some really
big vessels. and asphalt paving enough
70 make hundreds Of skating rinka
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Outline of n Novel.

When the young man had secured an
auolence with the great publisher, says
me chicago Post, ne took a little note
book from his pocket and said briskly:
4 know you are very busy man.
whose time Is valuable, so i have simply
brought you an outline OF my novel"
Usher, coldly.
I suppose not" returned the youne
man, without losing any of his self-pos-
session. Il will get down to business at
once, and 1 think you viii agree with me
that the way have chaptered II is par
ticularly good. 1 OPEN" he went on, re-
tul girl with whom a man Is desperately
N love. That is Chap. Maid OneE
see2 Clever idea, isn't it,.
Go ahead" said the publisher shortly
Certainly. That's merely the begin
ming, YOU know explained the young
man. Then / introduce another young
man as a rival and have the girl fall in
love with him. That's Chap. U--Maid
Wont Unique. isn't it?"
Go on"
with pleasure. next Introduce a
third young man and have the girl sud
denly elOpe with him. That. of course Is
Chap. III.-Made One" Isn't that great
Proceed" said the publisher. looking
to see If any one was within cali in case
the young man showed signs Of violence.
We'll, then 1 have the beautiful girl
get divorce, in order to marry stin an
other young man. and ] naturally call
that Chap. IV-sIads Tvor Then
bring in another fellow who falls in love
with the beautiful girls best friend, and
I call II Chap. N.-Maid Two
"Waitr' cried the publisher, rising and
moving toward the door. one more
chapter will do, and let me supply it for
you. Consider yourself the next young
man to come into the story"
"All right"
And Wen call It Chap. vI.-Made
NothingN
Then the young man realized that
"Finis" had been nut to the interview
and he went sadly out into the cold, cold
world after which the publisher ven
tured back to his desk.
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Market Reports Answer Them.
From the Philadelphia Record Dem)

There is no argument that the Record
could make In its editorial columns In be-
half OF dollars as good as gold or In advo-
cacy of a low tariff on imports and free
raw materials as effective or convincing
as the facts which IL prints from day TO
day In It's news columns Notwl Outstanding
the out IN tariff duties. twithstanding
a gold basis prices are advancing. Wheat,
cotton, petroleum. iron, beef and labor are
selling In the markets from day 10 day
for larger portion OF gold. There Is no
reply 20 the shouting Of the eilver-mongers
and the meaning 81 professional pro
tectionista 80 crushingiy adequate as the
simple. day by day tale Of the market re-
ports and the turning Of wheels and the
smoke ana din q Industry and swelling
trade.
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A great many ooiored people of the south
are now trying to save sufficient money to
pay the expenses of getting to Liberia. Lii
berian emigration agents have made them
believe Liberia is a sort of Paradise for
colored people. Before making I'D their
minds to go there they should find out
something about the country from the best
available sources of information. State
ments made by persons who recently Wis
tied Liberia make the impression that it
is a good country to keep away from. One
of these persons is G. G. Brownlee. who
has an Illustrated article on Liberia in the
current number of Harper's Weekly.
Mr.. Brownlee says the country is going
backward. The people are without ener-
gy and without hope of improving their
material condition. There are here and
there plantations. the buildings of which
erected quite a long time ago. are rapidly
going to ruin. There are no signs OF new
plantation buildings. Even the building Of
the college OF Liberia is in an advanced
state OF decay. Its loss would not be felt
as It is practically without students The
people have no desire apparently to better
their material condition. The standard OF
morals rs low and disorder is prevalent.
The climate Is the cause Of this unhappy
condition Of AFFAIRS. II Is deadly. White
people cannot stand Il ana black people
from this country quickly suecumb 70 its
influence. AZ Brownies mentions a party
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OF sixty oolored people who went TO Ii
IBERIA from the southern states a year or
two ago. and IN six months ten OF them
were dead. He says that sickness. imprOvi-
dence and utter ignorance Of their condi-
tons often reduce Immigrants to extreme
want and dispair.
Colored people who are anxious to get 20
Liberia should think twice before giving
up their comfortable homes and going
where starvation and death await them.
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The Centrnl,s schedule.

The taking off of the morning train
from Savannah to Augusta by the Cen
trail railroad is of no especial import
ance TO the Morning News, as a news
paper. but 1t is important to it as repre-
senting abroad the interests of Savannah
because, If for no other reason, it Gre
ates the impression outside of their re-
spective territories that neither Savannah
nor Augusta is of much business promin-
ence. A traveller arriving in Savannah
after 9 p. M, and desiring to go to Au-
gusta, cannot leave for that city over the
Central railroad before p. m. the fol-
lowing day.
We venture to say that there is no
other railroad in this country. worthy of
being called a railroad, that has sche-
dule so inlmical to the interests of two
of the principal cities on it's lines.
1t IS contended by some that. the new
Savannah and Augusta schedule is to the
advantage Of Savannah. as It tends 20
force people to trade in this city who
would otherwise go TO Augusta for that
purpose. If this contention were true.
which It is not, it would be very bad
policy on the part of the railroad from
a. business standpoint, but the truth IS.
the grand prize schedule affects only
the towns between Millen and Augusta
the trade Of which towns. owing to their
proximity 10 Augusta, cannot be drawn
away from that city.
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Pure Food.

Butterine is much abused product
AS a matter of fact il is pure, sweet.
wholesome, and infinitely preferable to
ordinary country butter. A special
correspondent Of this paper reeentlv
visited the factory owned and operated
by the Armour Packing Co., of kansas
City, manufacturers of the widely adj
vertised Silver Churn Butterine. A
FIVE story building is perfectly fitted
for the scientific preparation of this
food product Everything is spotlesslv
clean; all appliances are the latest and
most improved, and every precaution is
taken to secure the production of an
absolutely pure and wholesome food.
All processes are under the direction of
a foreign chemist who has made the
skilIful combination of pure sweet fats
the study of his life.
Prof. Charles Chandler, of New York
City, says: 'The product is palatable
and wholesome and regard it as a
most valuable article of food"
Prof. ]. s. w. Arnold, Medical De-
partment, University of New York,
says: "a blessing for the poor, and in
every way perfectly pure, wholesome
and palatable article of food"
Prepared Solely By
ARMOUR PACKING CO.,
Kansas City, Z. S. A.
Wholesale by
Armour Packing Co
SAVANNAH. GA
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