The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-01-06
WONAN'S Ills AID WOES.
Bah Has Several Good Words for ST.
pTSlitiOD.


linEs, TO Change the Subject The Girl
who Goes Cut Walking on a cold Day
the zone Dearest 90 Her Heart''-The
World Is Material ia All It's Phases.
Low corsaEes Defended The Things
~ Would Do if Were You.
New York. Jan. l--he only thing that
ever seemed % me human fla the Carlyle
family was that Jane welsh herself was
excessively proud of her ability in the
''cuszing" line. She gave free scope 70
this great talent when the neuralgia held
her in possession: bat ] wonder what she
would have done If the rheumatism had
come TO her. and wish. on. so earnestly.
that she had willel me an her cu=s words
There is nothing that quite expresses all
its possibilities. II appears like thief i'm
the night. and gives you severe pains
when you least expect it. and then takes
entire possession of You until you scream
with agony and wonder why the District
Messenger Company. raised its rates maxi
ing It impossible Tor poor people TO hire
"a boy to do the desired swearing for them.
At such times. when the pains are dane
ing all around you like little devils doing
a cancan. YOU are certain 20 have some-
body near you who tells YOU it IS an for
your own good.
can never be brought 20 believe this.
regard the rheumatism as one Of sa-
tan's weapons, intended 90 make human
ity desire 90 20 where there viii DE no
difficulty In getting nannels heated 1t
does nobody any good, for it incitcs in
them a desire TO say short. quick. wicked
words 1t Is calculated to make even an
angel cranky. and although women are
more desirable than angels. it has a rngs-
FERROUS effect upon them causing them to
wonder why they We're born. / often Won
der myself why some people We're born.
They-don' Eeem to be very much use, and
are no pleasure 10 the world at large.
Who brought into The world. without
first making an excuse 70 w0ma7ll kind. the
dressmaker Who takes your gowns in Au-
gust and iu December after YOU have
spent your substance in telecraphine to
her, writes you most aIcctiouate letter
ana says she is going TO bee quite frank
with you, and tell you thut your material
isn't even cut, but that it win Doe soon.
She thinks her fIankne58 excuses eyery-
thing while you wish you lived in q coun-
try where a string OF pearls ana "a fir
leaf was all that was Necessary for even
the most elaborate affairs FrauItnose fs
not altogether a desirable thing. ana i
wish that the people who have more of II
than they need would put it away as one
does old love letters, and never bring il
out
However, am not so.ng to trouble about
unnecessary people or undt s!rable frank
ness but l am going 70 try and remember
That the Christmas cas-nog was very good
and realize what pity it is
that people only have it once
q year 1t is funny how people
20 on about tine world being fun Of folly
and sin, when il really is a good world.
~ there Is rheumatism ana broken hearts.
there is also no end of good things-good
things TO eat, and good babies TO kiss.
ana good friends to care for. Charles
Lamb said that nobody could eat an apple
dumping unless she was IN a state of
primeyal innocence like Eve ] ate TIVE
last night and 1 feel so proud of myself
! am bound TO tell it, You see IL IS very
comfortable to know that one is innocent.
Tor innocence and truth go together. and
between the throes Of the rheumatism II
IKE that word throes, it sounds so dra-
matic) can hurl the truth Ike a rubber
ban at anybody think ought to hear t.
The 1irst' sad truth is the appearance Of
the average girl in cold weather. If her
gloves or her shoes are little bit too
close-fitting, then her nose gets red
and if she IS donkey enough
10 use powder while the thermometer is
near zero, she presents the appearance Of
a walking ghost, for the combination Of
cold and powder result In a blue skin
But then Ii is pretty to see her CD when
she Is on the avenue with the one dearest
10 her heart. She looks like a toy terrier
out Tor exercise she ,Ig
like most New Workers, her walk IS abom-
Unable, being something between a
prance and a trot. The chances are thar
her beloved Will look down on her as she
shivers away, and say Now dear.e.
isn't this bracing weather." And meek
little voLce,.really suffering for true loves
sake, as most of US do, viii answer, "Oh,
certainly. d"
She knows she isn't telling the truth.
and she also knows that once she GETS
in warm room, she will have a good
cry from sheer nervousness and her
hearts beloved will pat her on the back.
hold her hand and call her poor lit
tie woman" and feel dreadfulIy sorry
for her Men have an idea that women
like exercise. They don't. Women like
warm weather, good food fresh bon
bons, good wines, interesting books and
laziness. l don't mean, of course, that
all women are lazy, but if 1t were pos
SAbANf lAAAlh AllGg ttlA MOulQ De. Women
are delightfully."- material, and ] don't
know but what it is the best thing to be
We can talk as much as we want about
the spiritual. We can realize all our
fondest dreams of idyHic life and spir-
atual companonship on paper but before
we do this, we have to be a bit material
and get the paper, quill and ink Poets
and writers give us books about the de-
lights of the spiritual Painters attempt
10 put il in color on canvas, and what is
the result? The spiritual verses, the
spiritual essays, lacking atmosphere and
action, are not read. The spiritual pic
lures are apt to be of rather skinny
women, wearing but little and so dis
playing their bones to an unappreciative
world, while tAey have immensely large
eyes and look as if they were starved.
Nobody buys the pictures and the
artists think they are not ap-
preeiated To me, that most beautiful
picture, Titian's Sleeping Venus" shows
that it had q heart in il. There was a
strong brain attached to the physical
beauty of Pauline Bearnhardt, and GER
tainly there were loving, pure-souled
women among those who faced death by
the guillotine, dying for their King ana