The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-20

fast. You must not think that I am 60
ing to assist you in overthrowing paren-
tai authority. Scarcely! Parental au-
thority is perfect boon. 1t is a palla-
dunn. Also benson.
You should also return the widower' s
ring to him. 1t is evidently too heavy
for you, and he might need it in fight.
Truth Seeker, Indianapolis. You
may thank your escort as you reach the
door Of your own home, but you made
mistake in Offering to remunerate him.
That is not all Twenty-Five cents was
not enough anyway. Of course admire
your independence and can see how you
hate to think that you are indebted to
an entire stranger, especially as he is Of
q sex so different from your own, but
his return of the money was perfectly
natural, think
Bon Joir, Adrian, Mich. Il A ba-
mana is eaten by cutting it in two in the
middle and removing the edible part
with spoon. The peel or outer husk Of
the banana is not eaten, but may be
deity secreted in the coat pocket Of a
neighboring guest while his attention is
directed toward the pope's retrousse
nose ON the turkey. Table manners, in
order to attract attention, should be &C
curate, however, and never by any means
interrupted by conversation. Should you
get gravy ON the blade Of your knife
away up near the hilt, you should not
<a1r 10 !, Sl,o$
or insert it without reserve in the mouth,
but a keen whistle through the clinched
teeth will bring servant or some passer-
by on the street who will attend to you.
Possibly policeman might answer your
call. 2. am sorry that you lost you
first, last and only love in such dra-
matte way. 1t seems to me that If his
love had been Of the right sort, when
you came to play his accompaniment and
stir up the cold clay of the dead rooster
that had crawled into the melodeon and
persisted, he would have overlooked it
and loved you still He might have still
given you his hand in marriage, holding
his nose with the other until help came.
Such a man could not have made you
happy, and l rejoice to know that you
got shet of him.
Ignominnie, TaiIholt, Ind.--It is the
duty of the mother to call upon the moth
er of the young lady to whom her son is
engaged-that is, it is the duty of the
sons mother to call upon the mother OF
the girl to whom the mothers son is en-
gagged, but as you have no mother, your
own mother having accepted an invita-
ton last fall to go TO Europe with kind
hearted roue from town, and you living
with your father, l am satisfied that it
is the duty of the mother of your intend
ed or financier, as the French call him,
to call upon your father, and the fact
that she is widow Of good reputation
and owning a prosperous tannery and
strawberry bed should cut no ice i'll the
matter, If you viii pardon the bluntneSs
Of d scholar ly man who wishes to be per-
fectly direct and honest with You.
Patti de Fey Gras, Hickory, n. c.
!. Yes, your handwriting is unique. but it |
is not calculated TO command large prices |
from the magazines. Your idea that lit |
eraTy excellence and Spencerian penman- |
ship are synonymous is an error. It |
often happens that the most graceful !
as you call them, do not sue
ICED IL letters. A warm friend of mine,
who went to New York armed with let
ers from me TO such men as MI. How
Ills, is now after years Of patient labor
writing addresses on large packing cases
,or store ON Twenty street, and
MS friends think that he is engaged IN
literary pursuits because he tells them
hat his writings 90 everywhere and
hat his life is wholly given up to let
ers. 2. Iou carried the matter "a little
90 far, Patti. and your artistic tastes
ed You TO fall down, as it We're, when
you skeWered the rib roast with your or
hatpin. A hatpin may be
Ised to pick the kernel out of pecan,
o hold a window up, to drive away q
lar who is under tie bed, TO pune
ure an Easter egg, to tap a drOpslcal
riend, to Waker ones husband IN church,
n eating Strawberries daintily, to Sc
ure rAra bug IL the field Or one not SO
are at hotel, to crack ice, to culti-
-ate corn, to clean typewriting ma