Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1895-07-13

couple properly deviated to the right
while the other took turn to the
| left. This movement brought them
| face to face, a collision seemed immi-
nent, and was only averted by the
entire party coming to a standstill
| The couple which had turned to the
| left seemed to realize that an error
had been made and made an effort to
escape in the other direction but
were promptly headed off by the other
couple which, which at the same in
slant, made break to the left. This
might have continued indefinitely had
not one of the ladies declared that she
would not move another step and thus
put stop to the nonsense. AS it was
there were four young people with
very red faces and their amiability
had received very rude shock. To
make matters worse several street
gaminS, who never have anything to
do but be present on such occasions.
smiled audibly to the added discom-
future of the party. Most of our read
ers have had a similar experience at
some time during their lives and the
moral is so apparent that we need not
1epeat it
The Oakland, ILL.,, Ledger, has this
to Soy of the old and new woman.
The .ticle is timely and will meet
W.T. / a hearty endorsement in every
b. easo: ''And now our souls are made
!, ad by the good news that the new
woman riding on wild ass, is coming
over the river Jordan with a new
bible in her hand. We have always
e pected t1iS. The old bible was all
TT or the old woman; for the wO-
man who run the fine tooth comb
| % h our bair, the darning needle
Ougl our socks, and whose slippers
were always a healthy tonic. She was
fine old gal. She loved US boys with
! vor which she exhibited every
time she spanked uS-which was
. en-. Sac knew how to scrub and
spank and pray. She never wore
b 90 crS and would not have spoken
% woman who did. She got through
! Jhe word and managed to die with
her skirts around her feet, and she is
now in heaven. There is no doubt
q Uhat. She loved the old bible
and never doubted that but Adam
vent to sleep and lost rib, and she
|
was certain that she was that rib.
But row comes the new woman. She
is getting out new version of the
oible. She claims that woman was
made first. That rib story was all a
f. re. Eve was made first and she
pore Adam. Well, we have sometimes
t. on rht that if God made man, man
1 I'd degenerated little. We all are
a little relieved to think that the Gre
aoUr d not work him up firSt-hand-
ed. Paul was cruSty old bachelor
and he got off many impertinent
thin s about woman. The new wo-
ans bible will treat Paul as he de-
serves. The new woman intends to
wear pants and hatch her Offsprings
ia patent incubator. She will give
milk out of bottle with a Jersey
l,loel on it. She will lecture end ride
as0ride, and never marry unless she
w It's to. She will have her own bible
ard f rht man until man is extinct,
and when the world comes to an end
and Gabriel comes to toot his final
| I oro1x nd lot Of
! beaded old maids riding on bicycles
JhrOu h the lonesome world with no
berries in the patch, no fruit on the
trees, no babies in the cradle, and the
man jn tie moon a bowling maniac.
1t will be great day for the world
when the asylum doors close on this
new woman. Give us the old woman,
Ule good old ways, and may his Satan
ic majesty fly away with this hideOus
apparitiOn in boomers that has come
to disgrace the goth century.