Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1893-1895, 1895-08-17
W0MAN'S WIT.
TOLD BY A SOCIETY GIRL.
Something About Morphine, Sulphur
MoIasses and Other Things.
CFrom the Evening NevsJ

Among the popular society leaders in
the pretty township Of East Orange,
Emma L. Stoll q charming young
maiden stands in the foremost rank.
Her features are pleasant, her dispoS'-
ton and her chief characteristic is the
utterance OF her true thoughts. Some
time ago she was taken suddenly i'll
and the doctor was in almost constant
attendance. Her friend became
alarmed aud all the festivities at her
home were suspended. Night and day
loving hands sOothed her fevered head
and day and night she tossed onher
bed. Her suffering was due to internal
troubles peculiar to women aud her
gain was intence. Now things are diff.
fersnt and her merry laughter is more
heard iH the house; the doctor comes
no more aud when che is asked what
cured her she exhibits a small box
labelled "Dr. Williams Fink Pills for
Pale People" With sparkling eyes
and in a voice of remarkable sweet, Miss
Stoll told her story to reporter and
here it is:
suffering does not agree with me-"
she said, land 80 when | was taken
sick about two years ago l made up
my mind that the best thing l could
do was to take some medicine and get
well. The medicine was easily taken f,
but found it was not nearly 80 easy
to recover my health. Instead of i'm
proving under the care of physician
became worse. For five weeks / was
unable to get out of bed and about 6
o'clock each morning / suffered hor-
ribly. My lips were sore and lacerated
from the marks of my teeth for in my
efforts tn keep from screaming sunk
my teeth deep into my lips. AT such
times | rolled and tossed until the bed
shook like an aspen leaf and it finally
got 80 serious that the dOctor-I won [
tell you his name-gave me ONE moe
phine pills to take. The very thought
of them makes me shiver. These mor
phine pills simply put me to sleeb for
while and when L became conscious
again my agony was renewed.
The pain in my stomach aud back
was more than L could stand, |
thought, but when il ran down my
left side / realized how mistaken l hsd
been. Your blood is poor" said the
docter, "take sulphur and molasses'
and did it until il was q great Won.
der that L was not a molasses cake. 1t
was time wasted in taking it because |
was not benefited in the least; my suf-
rering continued, but by a mighty Ell.
fort after being in bed 30 long l got up
Oh, but was a sad sight then. From
liz pounds, had fallen to ninty; my
cheeks were pale and sunken and l
limped; yes actually hobbled from the
extreme pain in my side. Then |
read of DR.. Williams Pink Pills for
Pale People and the testimonial in the
News Inspired me with hope. l get
the pills and took them. Before many
days 1 began to improve and before l
had finished one box | felt as if l
could go out and walk for miles. /
soon stopped limping and through the
Pink Pills l soOn bid good bye to my
headaches while the pain in my stom-
ach and back slowly but surely sue
cumbed to the influence of these pills
that seem to be able to persuade all
pain to leave ones body. Now 1 am
as used to be; we'll and strong, light.
hearted and merry but never without
the pills. See have got some of them
now" and from a nearby desk she
handed out one of the boxes.
The foregoing is but one of many
wonderful cures that have been cred
tied to DR.. Williams Pink Pills for
Pale People. Diseases which hereto.
fore been supposed to be incuriable,
such as locomotor ataxis and paralysis
succomb to this wonderful medicine as
readily as do the most tritiing ailments
In many cases the reported cures have
been Investigated by the leading news
papers and verified in every possible
manner and in no case has the least
semblance of fra nd been discovered.
Their fame has spread to the far ends
OF civilization and there is hardly a
drugstore in this country or abroad
where they cannot be found.
Dr, Williams PINK Pills contain
In condensed form, all the elements
necessary TO give new life aud richness
to the blood and to restore shattered
nerves. They are an unfailing specific
fer sneh diseases as lOcomotor ataxia
partial paralysis, st. Vitus dauce, scia-
tica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous
headache, the after effects of la grippe.
palpitatiOn Of the heart, pale and sal. |
low compilations, all forms of weakness
either In male or female. Pink Pills |
are sold by all dealers, or will be sent |
post paid on receipt Of price, $50 cents |
a box or six boxes for {2.5O-They are |
never sold iu bulk or by the 1907 by |
DIR. Williams Medicine |
Company, Schenectady, MY.