The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-10-13
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honor" When John L. is willing to put UP
dollars against beans. it shows that he has
gone back on Boston.
The German socialists demand state pro-
hbition OF wet nurses IN the interest or
ster!lized milk. Some one must come to
the succor OF the wet nurse.
Since the Democratic party has shown
the country what II could do IN admins
tering public affairs, the expression II am
a Democrat has curiously become obso-
lete.
It is said that his daughters marriage
with the Duke OF Marlborough will cost
w. K. Vanderbilt $1,000 900. When England
puts her dukes" UP, she puts them up
high.
Four months fishing has made the pres
ident thorough bass man. but he viii
have his hands full now when he tackles
harmony and tries to teach II in mis- own
party.
If Corbett and Fitzsimmons want to
find place where they can fight II looks
as though they better take the advice OF
the American people and get of the
earth.
Senator Julius Caesar Burrows wants
a short campaign He wishes one OF
those sharp decisive affairs. such as the
fellow he is named after had up in Gaul
few years ago.
A Vermont parish Is trying TO remove
its pastor because he voted for Cleveland.
They should rather reward him for an
occult demonstrst ton of the fact that for
every evil deed there is suffering in hell
on earth.
IL takes Prof Won Hoist. OF the Chicago
university. five columns In the Times-Her-
aid TO state his position on the third term
question. The rest of the country can ex-
press their sentiments in a single word OF
two letters.
A French writer declares that soup ts
responsible for nearly all the dyspepsia
that exists This is gratifying news, for
IL there is any place in which the American
sufferer would Ike 10 see dyspepsia lodged
it is ''in the soup"
The Atlanta Constitution CONSTITUTES the
opinion Of the people OF Georgia to be in
favor OF free coinage. but the recent re-
ports from that state Indicate that the
people there do not believe IN the loose
construction OF the Constitution.
The president wrote a biography for the
that as young man he moved West and
settled in Buffalo. This viii prove a little
too thin for the Democrats who are clam
ortng for some good Western man"
met a man. receiver called;
My bond IL fled" he said;
And as to his associates
Our conversation led.
~. p. receiver. little mar
How many NAV you be?'
How many2 Eight IN all" he said,
and wondering looked at me.
And where are they? I pray you tell"
lie answered. Eight are we;
Two OF Us Ia Montana dwell.
And two in Milwaukee.
Now two of us live in ST Paul.
And one on Puget sound
The eighth receiver in New York
Is usually found.
Yes. three OF Us refused outright
To render their accounts.
And recently Judge H&nford. he
Gave them one grand, big bounce"
you run about. my n;tle man.
Your limbs they are alive
II three we're recently removed.
Then ye are only FIVE"
Z Drse soup eAI from the p@FEAHs-fs
For 81 contempt they lay.
c. Hanford mad them al removed
That fatal return day
How many are you, then said l,
If IN suspense three wsit%'
The young receiver did reply.
30 master. We are eight
But they're removed; yes. three re-
moved
Those three are out OF date"
Izcombe's decision seemed 20 thrill
The lizzie man. no had his VII
And said, Nay. We are sight"