New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-07-07
THE TALK or THE DAY.

The oleomargarine factory OF the Earl OF Jersey.
near London. turns OH, 10000 pounds OF oleomar.
garine every day.
Market Quotat,ons-"Sir" said the ind gnant
alderman ARE you not that to vote for
YOUR measure would be exposed TO the condemna.
ton OF all the good citizens in my ward? And that
sort OF thing. he added, lowering his voice, comes
pretty high. you Observation-Disclosures Journal
An English clergyman who suddenly called
TO preach 10 a congregation OF college students
was unable to speak without notes. and had only
one written sermon with him. which was on the
duties OF the married state. The topic hardly
one that he would have chosen for the OCCASION
but he hoped that II would pass muster being app
propriate by anticipation. But unfortunately ~
did not read the over. and so before ~
knew 1t he had uttered this appeal: And now. .
word 10 you who are mothers"
A teacher was recently lecurlng his class OF smar
boys about errors Of speech
Now to speak OF molasses in the plural Is shock.
ing he said. Think OF person saying them
Please, sir. l always say those" timidly ~
marked little Jimmie. -tPhiladelphia Times
From Avon Park. Fla. original idea foe
ending duh times. The Editor Of It's weekly, Idea
quoting the magical phrase OF 1875. The way TO 70.
sumo Ia 10 resume" asks his readers. and through
them the whole country. to unite on Revival
Day." say August 3d. by which time he says, Let
those with Idle money decide into which OF the many
promising channels they shall turn II loose Let
every dollar possible this day be put into circu-
lation: see how many debts can be paid; how many
new enterprises started. and how much business
contaminated" The impetus thus given he believes
will put an end TO hard times.
SINCE TEDDY CANE TO TOWN.
A lot OF things different from what they wsss
The man who pays the taxes now and then may
take the floor.
And talk 70 a policeman withou, meeting with .
Which freezes him completely since Teddy came
10 town.
The elevated railway men have studied I'LL they
Wha, train you ought to take TO get TO where
you want 20 20,
No more they'll trample on your neck when IN"
They cali you Sir and say Good day" since
Teddy came 10 town.
There isn't any telling where the thing is going
| At present It seems likely the resenerated cop
| VIII grow himself pair Of wings and wear
And play n harp upon his beat. II Teddy stays 10
town.
--(washlngton star
Speaking OF hoy preachers" who are prevalent
In the South THE Memphis Commercial Appeal
says They are becoming a nuisance. and caus-
| ing men OF thought become very tired: for they
and those who encourage them are making trav'
esty OF the most sacred o, human concerns. We
have been having them for quite while. the h's'
one naturally creating a sensation. But the erv
has been increasing every year. until now, as
the with the English sparrows. there must "
found a way to abate them or the cause OF Cn'"'
/ tianity viii suffer"
In the Moonlight-Miss Bloomers-I wonder WEI
! Charley Newboy Will ever learn TO ride properly
Miss Knickerbockers-W What's the matter n now
Miss Bloomers-Why. he works so hard pedahs.ns
that he doesn't have breath enough LETT 10 pfop's"
| Chicago Record.
Stories OF vandalism by students have been agree
! ably scarce recently. and we might have snppos.N
that an era OF decency and sense had dawned on wv
present generation OF colleg.ans. From Darmou',.
however comes account OF an act which, ""
! IL did not involve much damage TO property, Wa
! especially sckenIng The night preceding COZ"
I, mcrcement day. the long pine hands were s'o'..
| from the clock In the from, gable OF Dartm0u's
Hail. The fact that this clock has been telling ".
hours for ninety years ought OF itset 10 na TO-
! protected II from those who had the sightes, h's
affection for their alma mater. The most disressAs
| feature OF II all, however. Is the Development .
! Is true that the entire graduating cass joined :.
this piece of barbarit., that a committee Oh '" a.
was appointed steal the hands which we's
vided into sixty-eght parts. so that each me"..
OF 05 might have piece as souvenir. An~' v,
entire class should only approve. but ae'u.'s
take part in such exploit is a blot on Ame'N'-
college HE.
In an alley of Grand River-ave. a laundry wsCI
being turned tribe too sharply when Over worse
tumbed against fence. and down went the nn, wI
Three men In an instant were upon the ait ~ M
ono sitting on his head. Passers-by rusnsa " wMo
alley and the usual avalanche OF sussestiohnsn ssst
showcred forth. Put something under ms ,ssaaeexs
Look out for his hoofs." Loosen the 1T. ,us seu
get up himself" Finally the wagon wa was p.sSSs ri
away, the gentleman sitting on the horse horse 'seCI1
with the harness until everything was rsspc"tI
clear. Stand back" the man on the head sn'Sfhc
'0r he'll kick the dayllghts out OF you. risA
crowd drew back. but the horse did no. 1CsSesrsI'
Loosen the belly:band,. you blamed o ~ cane
noated the heads OF the horse-raisers i,,r1ov
from q woman looking out OF q NEARBY ~ SerSs
Tho order was silently obeyed. ana tns
jumped TO his fest.-(Detroit News