The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-13

New York. Oct 12-There IS no doubt
about il that il is considered very smart
nowadays 10 be literary Every other Wo-
man YOU meet. after she has talked about
her aressmaker. her miiilner and the men
asks YOU quite conddentialiy If you nave
any '.pulT' with an editor. And then she
soes on to say that her stories are JUST
as good as. well, she don't always say
Ralzac. but she thinks It, or anybody else
hut she is sure mat the editors don't READ
them. She delights in showing you nsr
work room. There is superbly cut glass
ink stand with the blacklist OF INKS up 20
the very brim. there are qaiils ana STUDS
dne and soft pens mounted IN most elleI'-
i've holders; there are different sized pa
pers and ali the parapnerhalia
of desk, mounted IN 50.
yer. Then there are books o. lel-
ereuce galore, and books OF quotations.
until X would seem as II a novel misAl pc
made up by merely selecting from them
II you call early in the day you are Ioiu
that your friend IS busy with her literary
work. 1t reminds me always OF the GU
story of the mountain and the mouse Win
,he pain OF the mountain intensined' anu
the smallness Of the mouse requiring lne
use Of e microscope 10 him VINO "oulu
see IT,
The consequence is that good many
women have become awful bores. A pre-
~ girl said TO me in a condesesHl4"s
tone. Don't you even translate! anu
when I said NO" she looked at me,
raised her eyebrows, and remal ked tha- II
was pity, which was KIND OF hel. ~ ~,
] telt ike adulng, "tlty. pity, plls ~ nus
city there's not a committee, say Oh a.
A s." Which, being put into 6.hsnsn
means, on Amateur Authors. One We
man brought me q hymn Wnlch sAe gS-
scribed as being spiritual, with a sum
cient amount or the material IN IL 70 DC
appreciated by a sinner. As repre-
sentative sinner, II seemed 10 me pIeItg
poor. The metre was a bad imitation Oh
Swinburne's "Eaustine,' ana the rengloua
ecstacy was altogether too much IOF an
ordinary mortal.
"When the essence divine looks out from
your eyes,
And the downeast soul is impelled to arise,
Oh believe;
That the worldly joys 50 dear this day
Fade like the suns last warm. sweet ray
Altogether there were seven verses or
the most unmitigated bosh that was ever
written. But the misguided woman 10
whom IL owes it's birth has had il printed
at her own expense. and bound in white
and GOLD, for private circulation only. i
wonuer If everybody will do as didF The
binding was lovely, 80 tore out the poetry
and used the covers to keep loose photo
graphs in. This hymn creature Is married
but SHINING soul" and of her marriage
as "one where there is no sympathy, but
mutual agreement TO let eacn seek tina,
which seemeth best unto his soul" Good
ness graciousi l respect everybodys be-
lief. A frog praying 10 a mushroom would
only excite sympathy in my mind, but 1
have no use for this sort of thing More
women have made men ind pleasure away
from them by making home a wretcheG,
barren place, where the fine furniture
dedicated n Rs.
mistress OF 1t all fills up her time with re.
hgious ecstacy, prayer meetings and pet
preachers. Consequently, she has no time
TO look after her husband / wonder how
Il viii all straighten out when the great
Day of Reckoning comes2 Do YOU remem-
her the devotee in the wandering Jew2''
Her type is all over the world. Women
with 10 Christ love in them, with no
capability for appreciating the good deeGs
done when temptation surrounds some
poor mortal, and with no conception Of
church except as a means 10 the end
qualification of their own vanity. ] hate
such women. / wonder sometimes Wheth-
Ct they are women, and feel like crying:
ITO the guillotine with them-these arch
hypocrites" These creatures who injure
the cause of loving kindness, and the
hearts OF women more than even the worst
sinner has done" There Is a woman here
in New York Of this type, and I'll tell
you what the result of her behavior has
been. Her sons are known as ultra fast
men. Her only daughter eioped with a
man Of more than questionable sta ading.
a handsome, bold-looking woman who
drives in the park every afternoon as
Certainly as he Is In the carriage in which
she sits Occasionally somebody expresses
sympathy for the wife. 1t is sympathy
wasted. Years ago, when these people
were younger and their children were lit
tie, the wife went one day TO some sort
Of a religious seance which pleased her
and this taste gave her such a general
appetite for meddling with other peoples
business that she gave herself up TO saw
counted the people of her own home of
no Importance. She grew so spiritual 90
that her husband was driven from her
room in order that she might be better
able to pray at all hours of the night
or rise up and sing a hymn or two. A
man may stand this for a little while
but he won't for long. This one rebened
for a time, and then gave in But. of
course, he sought somebody who was less
interested in souls generally and more in
him personally. The woman found no
time to attend TO her own children she
was go troubled about the heathens in
midas coral strand, so you can scarcely
blame them for what they are When
ever she gets a chance she refers to them
In her prayers as awful examples and
makes a donkey Of herself in every pos
Blessed be St. Paul for advising the
women to keep quiet in the churches!
And blessed be St. Paul the second time
for that other good talking to that he
gave us, and which, boiled down, meant.
take care OF your own husbands and ba-
body to trouble about.
Somebody wondered the other day who
was the happiest woman. 1t was con-
eluded that the happiest woman was not
great beauty, because great beauty can
never be perfectly happy, since she lives
in fear Of losing her good looks. She must
not be disagreeable looking, but she must
have that wonderful charm of manner that
makes both men and women like her
Would you trust woman who said she
didn't care for mems society? Even If
she has the figure of a Roman goddess
and the voice of q steam calliope she
yearns, If she is a real woman, to be con-
sidered the incest in all the world by
somebody. And if she is worth a penny
she prefers that somebody TO be a man
Generaiizing, il may be said that there
Is something wrong with the woman who
don't like men. She is abnormal And
pretty certain to come to a wrong end
Even beating will not take from a right
minded woman her Unborn liking for men
in general and man in special. There has
never has been one Of these women who
cared only for the society of women who
wasn't fretful, tiresome and unhealthy in
mind and body. Women should like wo-
men. of course, but they should like men
better. It is bad form to be slangv. bur
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