Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1895-05-22
BREEZY BITS.

As soon as a youth begins to fancy
that he knows it all he should be
started off to school. -Galveston News.
Don't You think the man who mar
ries for money is fool?'' "He is, I'M
less he gets it in advance. "-Indianap.
oils Globe.
1.-THE pleasantest way to take cod
liver oil, says an old gourmand, sis
to fatten pigeons with it, and then eat
the pigeons lid. Bits.
Mrs. Reproductive do you always
sit at the hotel piano? You can't play
note. Old Stokes-Neither can any
one else while I'm here. -Munsey's
Weekly.
Wife-"Mrs. Ailer has gone abroad
to be treated by Partisan physician. "
Husband-"So? She always had pre-
objection for French heels. Boston
Transcript.
First Department Clerk (cordially)--
Here let me loan you my umbrella.
Second Department Clerk (suspiciously)
Whats the matter with it?-Detroit
Free Press.
"Have you read that article on how
to tell bad egg?" mo, haven t, but
my advice would be, if you have any
thing important to tell bad egg, why,
break it gently
Fancy compliments am all right in
dar place. said Uncle Eben, "but
folks hab mob need fob shovelin' beau
tiful snow dan day hab fob recitin' it,"
Washington Star.
Prospective tenant Ito agent)-"You
say this house is just stones throw
from the depot. Well, all l have to
say is have great admiration for the
man who threw the stone Life.
Bobsled accidents are going out, but
good crop of drowning will soon be
seasonable, and the snake-bite insti-
tutes are laying in large quantities of
the sovereign remedy. New York Re-
corder
Jilson says he does not see why
there should be any objection to women
entering the legal profession. Nine
out of every ten married men know
we'll enough that her word is law
Buffalo Courier
Nurse-"Sure. ma am, the twins
have been making a fuss all day,
ma am" Mrs. Olive Branch-"W
about?' Nurse-"It's because they
can't have birthday apiece, like the
Dawson children, next door. Tit
Bits
Little Boy u guess everybody
thought was always going to stay
baby. Little Girl-"W hy?" Little
Boy" Cause every time any visitor
comes, they always hold up their
hands and say. why. how he's
grown!'
Mrs. 'Hooligan-"Phwha yer
daughter Minnie doin' down town
every day? Is she workin'?' Mrs.
McGubbin = Oh, no; she's havin'
her voice cultivated in a rusical green
house down near Union Square. New
York Herald.
Voice at the Major, will
you please bring your family and take
supper with us next Sunday?' Ser
want Girl (replies back through the
Master and mistress are
not in at present.; but they can't come
to supper, as it's my Sunday out"
Miss Hockheimer-No, Mr.. Pinken-
burg; I am sorry, but can't marry
you. could never love man with
red hair" Mr.. Pinkenberg-"Dotv vas
noting. My barber tells me dot, at der
rate my hair is falling oudt, ] will be
completely baldt in Won yearP'-Puck.
The burglar turned with sheer of
malignant triumph. "If you shoot
me-" he Missed, you'll wake the
baby" There was nothing to do but
to permit him to load all the silver
into sack and carry it away leaving
the front door open behind him.
troit Tribune.
when the snow and ice have gone,
said the Sunday school teacher, BEAM
lrg upon the boys, land nature
awakens from her long sleep, the tiny
buds begin to appear, and then what
do we have? You may answer, Robert. y
Sulphur and molasses, replied
Robert, earnestly. -Rockland Tribune.
"What would you think" asked the
inquisitive young person, what would
you think if Bob Ingersoll were to get
religion and die converted?' "What
would Think" echoed Deacon Pod
berry, with much warmth 81 would
think it was darn swindle, that's
what I'd think.-Indianapolis journal.