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The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1895-12-15

4. new man from Maine" is real
Dah' and not like Blaine, a Penn.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1895-12-15

NEW YOI.N md WINEONSIN
DELIBERATELY TRUNKS. TRAVEL
mo BAGS. DRESS SUIT CASES.
Telescopes, ETC ETC. Al
PRICES WHICH HAVE NEVER
BEEN EQUALED BEFORE in
HOUSTON. COME AND PRICE
THEM.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
THE INFLUENCES OF CLIMATE ON
HEALTH.

1t cannot be denied that influence OF
climate upon health is great and 1t is
In recognition of this fact that physi-
clans send patients suffering with pull
monary diseases to great distances for
change of air." But when the sufferer
happens to be too poor to act upon
the advice his lot is hard indeed. But
it is not necessarily hopeless. DR..
Pierces Golden Medical Discovery
can be had at any medicine store, and
to it thousands whose cases were con-
sidered desperate owe their lives.
Up to certain point in the progress
of consumption, DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery is a positive remedy
But delay is dangerous with consump-
tion. In all the conditions that lead to
it, the Discovery" is the remedy With
severe lingering coughs of weak lungs
nothing acts so promptly, Every. d.
sease that can be reached through the
blood yields to this medicine. The
scrofulous affections of the lungs that's
called consumption is one of them. For
this,an for every other form of scrof-
ula, for all blood-taints and disorders,
and all chronic bronchial, throat, and
lung affections, the Discovery" is the
only remedy so certain that, once used,
it is always in favor.
Can anything else be ''just as good"
for you to buy?
Don't you believe 1t.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
THIRTY-FIFTH STREET IMPROVE
MENT NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that the Com
mon Council of the City Of Astoria
Oregon, have determined to improy,
Thirty-tifth street from the north side
of Franklin avenue to the south Side
of Duane street Exclusive of CROSSINGS
all in the city Of Astoria as laid out
and recorded by John Adair, by grad
ing to its full width and established
grade, putting in new fir piles. caps
and stringers, where necessary, and by
planklng with new and sound fir plank
and by building sidewalks on both
sides thereof.
All Of the improvements to be made
In accordance with the plans and spe-
ciications and ordinances in relation
thereto.
The lands and premises upon which
the speciai assessment shall be levied
to defray the cost and expense of such
improvement and the district embrac.
ing said lands and premises, be and the
same are designated as follows, to-wit
Commencing at the Northwest cor
ner of Lot Number g. of Block Number
1S, running thence east to the middle
of the north line of Block Number 10,
thence south through the middle of
saio Block 10, to the southeast corner
of Lot Z, of said Block 10, thence west
to the southwest corner of Lot G, in
Block Is, thence north through the mid
ole OF said Block IS, to place of begin
nlng. Containing Lots g. 4, and 6,
OF Block Is, and Lots 1, 2, Z, and Of
Block 10, all in Adair's Astoria.
Estimates of the expense of such i'm
provements and plans and diagrams of
such work or improvements, and of the
locality to be improved, have been de.
posted by the City Surveyor with tn
Auditor and Police Judge for publ
examination and may be inspected a
the Office of such officer.
At the next regular meeting of the
Common Council, after ten days from
the final publication of this notice, to-
wit:
On Wednesday, March 9Th, 1895, at
at the hour of 1880 p. m. at the City Hall,
the said Council will consider any OBJ
jections to such improvement being
made, and If remonstrance against
such improvement, signed by persons
owning more than one-half Of the prop
erty in such district herein described
and in which the special assessment
is to be levied shall be filed with the
Auditor and Police Judge before the
said time of meeting of the Common
Council, no such improvement or work
shall be ordered except by the con-
currence of all the councilmen elect
and If such remonstrance shall be sign.
ed by the persons owning three-fourths
of all the property in such district and
filed with the Auditor and Police Judge
before the said time of meeting of the
Common Council, no such improvement
or work shall be ordered in any event
By order Of the Common Council.
(AttesD K. OSBURN,
Auditor and Police Judge
Astoria, Oregon, February 8, 1895.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
The arcade
Commercial Street.
WE KEEP NO BOOKS.
NO BAD DEBTS
STRICTLY CASH.
Commercial Street.

You don't want q carpet sweeper tina
barks the furniture or brushes the life
out Of the carpet, or kicks up dust In
stead of gathering 1t, or lops its handl
about for you to trip over. You may
come across that sort under one name
or another. Pass on, and remember
Bissell's Grand Rapids Sweeper. II
comes as near to broom work" as q
machine can. No noise, no drag on
you to run it. almost sucks the dust
up. and dumps with touch; the
brush just skins, or digs in as you press
lightly or heavily on the handle.
You'll say 1t monopolizes the Sweeper
virtues. And the price Is only s2.ss.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
HOPE CRUSHED TO EARTH

VIII rise again in the bosom of a dvs.
peptic wise enough to substitute for the
pseudo-tonics, which has bamboozled
him out of his belief in the possibility of
cure, the real invigorant and stoniachic.
Hostetters Stomach Bitters. The bill
ious, the nervous, the dyspeptic, the
rheumatic alike derive speedy benefit
from this healthful botanic medicine.
Persons suffering from indigestion will
gam no positive permanent good from
the fiery, unmedicated stimulants of
commerce, too often used recl1lessly.
The Bftters is immeasureably to be
preferred to these as tonic, since
ITS pure basis is modified by the con,
junction with it of vegetable ingredi-
ents of the highest remedial excellence.
Malaria is prevented and remedied by
1t, and 1t infuses vigor into the weak
and slckly. A wineglassful three times
a day is the average dose.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
Are You Going East?

II SO, drop a line to A c. Sheldon,
Route" $50 washington st., Portland.
He win mail you free OF charge, maps,
time tables, and advise you as to the
through rates to any point, reserve
sleeping car accommodations for you.
ond furnish you with through tickets
via either the Northern, Union, South-
ern. Canadian Pacific, and Great NORTH
ern railroads at the very lowest rates
obtainable.
The Burlington Route is generally
conceded to be the finest equipped rail-
road in the world for all classes Of
travel.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
LOOK OUT FOR COLD WEATHER

LOOA OOI fOIl OOlA( w LA A1I<1Nl
But ride inside the Electric Lighted
and Steam Heated Vestibule Apartment
Car trains of the Chicago, Milwaukee,
and st, Paul Railway, and you will be
as warm, comfortable, and cheerful as
in your own library or boudoir. To
travel between Chicago, st. Paul or
Minneapolis, or Between Chicago and
Omaha, in these luxuriously appointed
trains, is a supreme satisfaction; and
as the somewhat ancient advertisement
used to read, ''for further particulars
see small bills" Small bills (and large
ones, too) will be accepted for passage
and sleeping car tickets. All coupon
ticket agents on the coast sell tickets
via the Chicago, Milwaukee and st.
Paul Railway, or address C. j. Eddy
General Agent, Portland, Or.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
FREE PILLS.

Send your address to H. E. Bucklen
& Co.. Chicago, and get free sample
OF DR.. Kings New Life pills. A trial
will convince you Of their merits. These
pills are easy in action and are particu-
larly effective in the cure Of constipa-
tion and sick headache. For malaria
and liver troubles they have been prov.
ed invaluable. They are guaranteed tc
be perfectly free from any deleterious
substance and to be purely vegetable
They do not weaken by their action
but by giving tone to the stomach and
bowels greatly invigorate the system
Regular size, Is cents per box. Sold By
Chas. Rogers, druggist, odd Fellows
Building.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20

Glass Syrup Pitchers 2lc.
Padlocks 70, 12c, 15c.
Ohopping Bowls l3c, 27c, 30c.
Clothes Pins 90 for DC.
Glass Tumblers 36c set.
No 2 Lamp Chimneys &c.
No. 5 "Never Break" Sklllets 34c.
Tin Pot Covers Sc, 4c, &c.
Cake Lifters DC.
Scslloped Shelf Paper 30 sheets DC.
30 Feet Of Clothes Line 4c.
Bottle Of Sewing Machine Oil 4c.
Nickel Alarm Clocks Ole.
Preserve Kettles l0c, l2c, lac.
25c Novels &c.
Decorated Chamber Pals $3.50.
Reflector Lamps with burner and
chimney $50.
Travelling Alcohol Lamps loo.
eat Saws 33c.
Coat Hooks 6 for 80.
Fire Shovels &c, DC, l7c.
Tea Spoons per set DC.
Iron Shelf Brackets per pair 4, 8, 22c.
Knives and Forks per set from 42c to $i.Os
Meat Broilers 70.
Dover Egg Beaters l0c
Wire Hair Brushes l5c., 23c,
Armlets &C.
Files, 12c.
Dog Chains 15c.
Butt Hinges from &c. to sc.
Bread Boxes, 35c., 55c., 75c.
Corn Peppers, 7c., lac.
Strap Hinges, &c., &C., &C., De.
Red Ink &C., a bottle.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
A THOUGHTFUL PERSON.

Consults his best interests by having
box OF Krause's Headache Capsules
at hand: taken as directed will prevent
or stop any kind Of headache. no
matter what the cause-in fact If your
skull were cracked 1t would prevent
pain. The frequency Of the attacks
will diminish. and by taking the cap
sules at the approach Of a headache,
you will never have another. Twenty
Eve cents per box.
For sale by Chas. Rogers, Astoria
Oregon. Sole Agent
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
BUcKLEN's ARNICA sALvE.

The best salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter. Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and All Skin Erup-
tions, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refunded.
Price, 20 cents per box. For sale by
Chas. Rogers. Odd Fellows building.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
ALL FREE.

Those who have used DR.. Kings New
Discovery know it's value, and those
who have not have now the opportunity
to try it free. Call on the advertised
druggist and get a trial bottle free
Send your name and address to H. E
Bucklen & Co., Chicago, and get &
sample box of New Life Pills free, al
well as a copy of Guide to Health ant
Household Instructor, free. All Of
which is guaranteed to do you good
and cost you nothing. Chas. Rogers
druggist, Odd Fellows Building.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
THE KEYSTONE OF THE ARCH

IN the edlfice of health is vigor. which
iile1ns not merely muscular energy. but
al active discharge of the various func-
tions, such as indigestion, secretion Of
c,,eo1 cne PIE, the action of the bowels, the
more actively and Thoroughly contrib,
utes to the united performance of these
Lunctlons than the renowned tonic and
regulator, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
Ine result of its use is a speedy gain
IN N, strength, together with the agree
ilte is being strengthened-that one is
laylng up a store of vitality against
tne unavoidable draughts which old
ase makes upon the system. The forti-
lying influence of the Bitters constitute
l! ~ q reliable safeguard against malaria,
ute and sleep improve through its nse
ana 1t protects the system from the of,
tects Of cold and damp.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
THE DISCOVERY SAVED HIS LIFE

Mr. G. Caillouette, Druggist, Beavers
Vile, ILL.,, says: "To DR.. Kings New
Discovery 1 owe my life. Was taken
with La Grippe and tried all the ply
slcians for miles around, but of no
avail, and was given up and told
could not live. Having DR.. Kings New
Discovery in my store 1 sent for bot
tie, and began to use it. and from the
first dose began to get better, and after
using three bottles was up and about
again. 1t is worth its weight in gold
We won't keep store or house without
it." Get a trial bottle free at Chas.
Rogers Drug Store, Odd Fellows build
ing
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
DID YOU EVER

Try Electric Bitters as a remedy fo1
your troubles? If not, get bottle now
and get relief. The medicine has been
found to be peculiarly adapted to the re-
lief and cure of all Female Complaints,
exerting wonderful direct influence
in giving strength and tone to the or
gans. If you have loss of appetite,
Constipation, Headache, Painting
Spells, or are Nervous, Sleepless, Ex-
cltable, Melancholy, or troubled with
Dizzy Spells, Electric Bitters is the
medicine you need. Health and strength
are guaranteed by its use Large bot
ties only so cents at Chas. Rogers Drug
Store, Odd Fellows Building.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20

We might tell you more about One
Minute Cough Cure. but you probobly
know that it cures a cough. Everyone
does who has used it. 1t is a perfect
remedy for coughs, colds, hoarseness.
IT is an especial favorite for children,
being pleasant to take, and quick in
curing. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
EXTENDED sYMPArHY.

''Do unto others as you would have
others do unto you" is sympathetlcalIy
shown In the following lines, the pre.
sumption being that sympathy Is born
or akin to pain or sorrow:
"GeDtlemen:-Please send Krause's
Headache Capsules as follows: Two
boxes to Flora Seay, HAVANA. N. Oak.
Two boxes TO Lille Wilcox. BrookIand.
N. Oak. have always been great
sufferer from headache and your Cap
sules are the only thing that relieves
me-" Yours very truly.
FLORA SEAY,
Havana, N. Oak.
For sale by chaa Rogers, Astoria.
Or Sole Agent.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20

New York World: YES" said one
woman to another. she's very lovely
girl. no doubt But she isn't used to
society"
How do you know?'
"she was in a private box at the
opera and she didn't make any noise
whatever while the performance was
going on"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
THE UNEXPECTED DISCHARGE OF
A CANNON

Close by would not have more dis
uurbing effect upon the nerves which
are vigorous, than an ordinary noise
upon those which are weak and un-
strung. AS a nervine, Hostetter's
stomach Bitters is unrivalled. By pro-
noting digestion and assimilation they
overcome that gastric disorder, which
$ the most prolific cause of nervous
debility, and which. SO long as it exists,
defeats in large measure the action
Jf sedatives and opiates. Such reme-
jies, moreover, necessitate the use OF
increasing doses, and finally cease to
act altogether, except in dangerous
Quantities. They never reach the foun-
lain head of the trouble, and quiet the
nerves only by sermi-paralyzing them.
Equally Objectionable are fiery unmedi-
Gated alcoholic stimulants. Kidney,
bladder and liver trouble, malaria, con-
sdpation, and rheumatism are relieved
oy the Bitters, which also promotes
appetite and nightly repore.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
FOUND THEM THE BEST.

This is to certify that 1 have used
Krause's Headache Capsules periodI-
:ally for over a year, and have very
much pleasure ir stating that they
cave always proved very beneficial and
save relieved me in from ten to fifteen
minutes. have been sufferer from
headache for many years. and have
never found anything to do me as
much good as Krause's Headache Cap
sUles. Yours Truly.
LOUIS HERMAN,
2S4 Poplar St., Wichita, Kan.
For sale by Chas. Rogers, Astoria
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
NOVICE no SEWER CONTRACTORS

NOTVCE 10 SEWER CONTRACTORS
Sealed proposals will be received al
uhe once OF uhe Auditor and Police
Judge OF the City OF Astoria until Sat
urday, February 10th, 1895, at 2 O'Clock
.. In., for the construction Of a sewer
IN l2uh street, from the north line oil
Grand Avenue 10 point 50 feet north
OF the north line of Bond street, all In
une City OF Astoria as laid out and re-
corded by John Mcclure and extended
Dy Cyrus Olney. Bids must state the
price per lineal foot for terra Gotta
pipe, the price per man-hole, lamp
holes, catcn-basin branches, and the
price per lineal foot for digging and
filling trench, also total amount for
entire work, reference being had to the
plans, specifications and profiles on file
in the office of the Auditor and Police
Judge. The work shall be completed
within forty days after the signing OF
the con tract by the parties thereto,
Bids must be strictly in accordance
with printed blanks. which will be fur
nished on application at the Office Of
the Auditor and Police. Judge. The
contract will contain a provision to
the effect that in case of failure to
complete said work within the time
specified, the contractor shall forfeit
the sum of IS per day for each and
every day required 10 complete the
said contract In excess of the time spe.
Gifted. Each bid must also be accom-
panied by a certified check In the sum
Of $4,000 or by guarantee, signed by
two responsible Taxpayers Of the city
Of Astoria, to the effect that II the con.
tract be awarded to such bidder, he
will, upon its being so awarded, enter
into contract therefor with good and
sufficient sureties for its faithful per.
formance. The right TO reject any or
all bids Is hereby reserved. BY order
Of the committee on streets and public
ways.
AttesD X. osBURN.
Auditor and Police Judge
Astoria, Oregon, Feb. 18th, 1895.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20

dusty Rhodes-Didn't 1 warn you
last fall to get naturalized?
Pltz Wiliiam-Well, what's the harm?
Dusty Rhodes-Harm? Why, under
rne new law you're eligible for a lob
cleaning the streets.-Puck
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
FOUR BIG SUCCESSES.

Having the needed merit to more
oian make good all the advertising
Claimed Tor them, the following four
remedies have reached a phenomenal
Sale. DR.. Kings New Discovery, for
consumption, Coughs and Colds each
e Doe.le guaranteed-Electric Bitters, the
great remedy for stomach, liver. and
kklaneys. kn Bucklens Arnica salve, the
pest IN the world, and Dr. Kings New
@ LiIe Pills, which are a perfect dill. All
Gnese remedies are guaranteed to do
just What is claimed for them, and the
ueaier whose name is attached here
Wlph, Will be glad to tell you more
Oh OF Them. Sold at Chas. Rogers Drug
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20

Chicago Inter Ocean, "Is that new
cough remedy for Jilson's on the mar
ket YETI"
rink-No, but it's ready now.
II thought it was ready six months
ago"
Bink-It was, but it has taken the six
months to write out the list Of ills it
will cure.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20

The Celebrated Buttermilk Soap
Sc a cake.
This Reflector Lamp, with chimney
wick and burner, 33c.
Large Bottle Household Ammouia13c.
Wash Boards 17c. to 3Oc.
Comforts l.13.
Yelling per yard l2c.
Lace from 1c yard to lac.
Overalls SOC.
Quilts CSC,
Silk Garter Web per yard 10c.
Breakfast Shawls 25c.
Bindings per roll 2c.
Pearl Buttons from 7c to 15c a dozen.
Smoked Pearl Buttons DC to Sc a dozen
Towels DC.
Table Oil Cloth 10 and zoe a yard.
Boys Pants 19c.
Ladies Underwear all prices
Corset Waist 19c.
Mems Underwear all prices.
Belongs Hook and Eyes ler card 12c,
Safety Pins per dozen &c.
Q Foot Rules Sc.
Shoe Brushes 10c
Nursing Bottles &c
Vaseline, large bottle Sc
Boys Suspenders lOc.
Mems Suspenders all prices.
Umbrellas $1.22, S1.69.
Ladies' Hose Sc.
Playing Cards SO, 10c,
Ladies' Aprons 24c, &c, SAC.
Mems Hose DC to 32c,
Dinner Bells 4c, &c, Zoe.
Coffee Mills that hold pound, 57c.
Oval Top Looking Glass, 25c.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20

Texas Siftings: 1t is not true that
Russell Sage, after having kindled his
fire, sticks a cork in the end of the
bellows to save the little wind that is
left in them.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
Commodious and
Comfortable Cottages

have just been erected at Indio sta
tion, that will be rented to applicant
at reasonable rates. They are fur
nished with modern conveniences, sup
piled with pure artesian water, and Et
situated as to COVE occupants all tn,
advantages to be derived from o mor'
or less protracted residence in this de
lightful climate.
(From the San Francisco Argonaut.)
In the heart OF the great desert ol
the Colorado-which the Southern Pa
ciflc road traverses-there is an oasis
called Indie, which, in our opinion. II
the sanitarium of the earth. We be-
lieve, from personal investigation, that
for certain invaljds, there is no spot on
this planet so favorable"
q. Il. Stewart M. D., writes: "The
purity of the air, and the eternal sun.
shine, fill one with wonder and delight.
Nature has accomplished &c
much that there remains but little for
man TO do. AS to It's possibilities as a
health resort, there is the most per.
feet sunshine, with temperature al
ways pleasant, a perfectly dry soil,
for rain is an unknown factor; pure
oxygen, dense atmosphere and pure
water. What more can be deslred7
II Is the place, above all others. for
lung troubles, Gald a paradise for rheu-
maticB. Considering the number OF
sufferers who have been cured, have
no heaitancy In recommending this
genial oasis as the haven Of the afflict-
ed"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20

Mr.. Baldy-Am to apply this hair
restorer every day?
Barber-For heavens sake, no! Do
you want to look like the wild man
from Borneo inside of a week?-Texas
Siftings.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20

Without books, God is silent, justice
dormant, natural science at a stand,
philosophy lame, letters dumb and all
things involved in Cimmerian darkness.
-Bartholin.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20

Indianapolis Journal: 1T is astonish-
ing what a poor memory Ihave," COM
planned the sad faced man with the yell
low goatee. why, 1 can't even re-
member a smoking room funny story"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20

You make no mistake when you take
DeWitt's Little Early Risers for bill
iousness, dyspepsia, or headache, be-
cause these little pills cure them. Chas
Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20

Little Gregory-Papa, why do you say
that the pen is more powerful than the
sword?
Papa-Because you cannot sign
checks with sword.-Revue Anecdo-
tiqu.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20

We are so vain as to set the highest
value upon those things to which ma
ture has assigned the lowest place
Seneca.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20

KARL'S CLOVER ROOT. the great
Blood purifier. gives freshness and
clearness to the complexion and cIles
Constipation. 25 cts. 50 cts, $l.OO.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20
Patti is now farewelling Germany

You ought TO know this: DeWitts
witch Hazel Salve will heal burn and
sto1 the pain instantly. 1t viii cure
ba3Iy chapped hands. ugly wounds,
sotes and IS a weil-known cure for
Au,ks. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-02-20

Fatty woggs-It's terrible thing to
be so fat.
Thinny Goggs-Elucidate.
Fatty Woggs-Well, you see, I'm so
dig that 1 have to get off the street
car backward and the conductor often
jerks me aboard and carries me two OF
three blocks past my street, thinking
I am just trying to get on.-Philadel-
phia Inquirer.