New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-03-14
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

There would TO be good opportunity now
adays 10 write interesting series OF sketches I'M
der the general title. Unknown Husbands OF Well
Known Wives"
One Of the Moderns.-They had been discussing
ARE YOU" he Inquired. "a new woman.
We'll" she answered sharply. II don't think you
anybody else had better call me an OLD woman -
Detroit Free Press.
on March 4. next year. the city OF Rome ~ T.
will celebrate the Tooth anniversary OF its organiza-
ton. And there is said to BIO a movement on foot
to make Rome howl on the occasion.
An old man went into life-insuranee Office t and
asked to be insured he askH eo5 n' an
we cannot insure YOU" said the company. Why
not, he demSnae o, yG Se % o aS crd
Look at statistics. and they Will tell you max
fever me dna one s az Moments '
There Is a Philadelphia shopkeeper who believes
tina, he does a public service by keeping stock OF
cheap valentines all the year round The demand
out Of season." he says FOR this class Of valen-
tines is from those who have quarreled with their
ne!ghbors. They know have the valentines AMI
instead OF using clubs or knives on one another
they come here and get something that answers the
purpose Just as we'll
The New Woman, In Kansas. has displayed rem
t from Topcka SAYS: lit is decided oftcally by
statement showing general concurrence or lawyes
are not required to state their age. but VIII
comply with the law BY simply stating tna ss tney
e.l thoroughly here and womens meetings navss
discussed the question in its various bearings ~
eral acceptance by women OF the suffrage has been
overcome.-( Buffalo Express.
The strife between Bishop Coke and the Epis-
copal Church OF the Good Shepherd, Rochester mas
ended. Its inhibited rector, the Rev. j. Spencer
Turner s to be an assistant in the Church OF the
Redeemer. In this city; the congregation nave
hauled down the black flag which was run up on
the steepie OF the church when the Bishop first took
action against the rector and the furnishings OF the
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES box sanctus gongs' cruclilNeS
etc-whch were owned by a parshioner. have been
removed. The church will probably be made a mis-
sion OF ST. Lukes, OF which Or. Anstce is rector
High Headgear-sThat talk about passing laws 70
suppress high theatre hats didn't amount 20 80
did III" said the little man who always looms W.T.
rled.
1T wasn't the right way TO go about H. ne S wens
on with Sigh as he did sums a IN h f they are
going TO do anything in that line they ought 10 sec
,ro they SeS Ssn !, PHss v% STAR S
A would-be smart lawyer in Baltimore the other
day asked n witness an old lady. II she thousht
neonIe would have teeth In Heaven. she saiu sue
could not answer that definitely but sie '"oue'
they would One thing was certain she a"ueu'
.peonle would have teeth In the place aiio''ed 70
the wicked, and sne couiu pio'N =" ~
.How can you prove IT." said the lawyer. Why
cha replied the Scripture says the wicked shall
ma turned into utter darkness where there shall
he weeping, wailing and gnashing OF teeth ana
how could they gnash their teeth II they did not
have any," The attorney did not proceed any
further on that line OF examination.
Positive as TO One OF Them.-"What lessons
should we learn, Wendell" asked the Sunday school
teacher from this story OF demoniacal possession
zone OF the lessons We should learn from IL, re-
piled the little Boston hoy us that the word demo-
niacal Is accented on he antepenultlmate. -tChl-
cago Tribune.
She had been a widow year or so. and she was
dickering for a tombstone for the departed. ''of
course" said the tombstone man. you want the
date OF his death on the shatthe day OF the month
and the year, We'll" sighed the widow Il sup
pose other people may like TO read them-but
don't need such reminder; they are indelioly en-
craven on my heart and memory" What was the
date?" asked the tombstone man. The widow hest
tated-then she turned rotous scarlet-then she
said: Gracious goodness! l can't remember whetn-
er 1t was January % or q. I'll go home and ma
out"
A phase OF smokeless powder which sportsmen
generally recognize but OF which the pubic Is
caused by the gases set free in the burning o, "a,
powder This Irritation Is common 10 an h ,tiyy
powders, but because its effects can only pe Ter
when the wind Is blowing in the face OF the marx,
man. some time elapsed before the enect was ial1
to the proper cause. An uptown sportsman 81 %
considerable local fame declares he has ost Ill.,
the other shooters until his turn came. Tor then
his eyes were infamed that he could scarcely sss
the pigeons at ll.-lPhiladelphia Record