The herald., 1895-09-15
COMES BACK AT EN-
The English and German Spe=
cialists Have Their Say
Some Pointed Remarks Which Will Be OF
Interest to the Medical Profession
as Well as to Lay
Readers

having Deeu atbaCCkou III HoWsPsIor
f or advertising. we beg the liberty of
space for reply.
The old adage, Where ignorance is
bliss, It's folly to be wise, was the rea-
son why our ancient physicians kept the
science of medicine in a dome OF mys-
terry, and even swore their new apostles
to secrecy to hide their ignorance from
the public. Since you, our ethical pro-
lessor, denounced our advertising, will
you kindly tell us why you put your
name in large gold letters on every one
of your windows? why yeu always inform
the reporter after officiating at birth,
mfraculously snatch patient from
deaths door? Why do you request your
friend to inform the afflicted that you
have had Inanv Just such cases as theirs
and cured them all? Why are you called
SO often troin crowded churches and
theaters at a critical moment? Why do
you drive through the streets so rapi dly
ana with such a solemn air, when exer-
cising your horses? Why do you allow
patients to wait in the reception room
while you enjoy a smoke, to give the i'm
preston that you are busy? Why does
your college send thousands of circulars
all over the country with "a. NJ, m.
D." and Professor" attached to the
names of the self-elevated doctors?
Unlike it IS in the country of our birth.
where certain requirements are exaoted
before such positions can be filed, in this
country wide-awake and aspiring doctors
start colleges. elect themselves professors
and have been known to even sell the
''ohairs," thereby gaining professional
standing and the ethical privilege to adj
vertise.
We advertise because we have found our
investments IN printers ink pay good
dividends and bring quicker results than
your ethical mode OF advertising.
We admit that you are better qualified
to treat acute diseases. such as diphthe-
ria. scarlet fever, typhoid and lung fever.
obstetrics. etc. We do not pretend to
treat acute diseases, but We EN- phatically
assert land our results substantiate the
assertion,) that our specialists have bot
ter results in their separate branches
than the general practitioner. We would
rather have you envy than pity us, hence
we will forgive you.
The those who have been Influenced by
the unjust attack OF our ethical friend,
we state that every physician connected
with the English and German Expert
Specialists is above the aggressive profess
sor in every way. The German specialist
was formerly professor of a medical
college. and author OF several standard
medical works, and graduate Of three
colleges, finishing his education under
such able instructors as Prof. Koch,
Virchow, Schroeder, etc. of Berlin.
Our English specialist graduated in Lon
don, and has achieved quite q reputation
as writer for the Mediacl Journal; and
our American assistants are all graduates
of reputable colleges of this country.
Being thus ably represented, and each
one devoting his whole time to his
branch, we claim to be as we'll, if not
bettar uua1jfip than Our athical hrOkher
who denounces us.
Our different specialties include dis
eases of digestion. such as dyspepsl q,
constipation, diseases of the liver and
bowels. Our remedies overcome that
dull, sluggish disposition which the de-
billtated experience.
We remove tape worms, cure fistula and
piles without interfering with the
patients daily duties.
Rupture, although pronounced incur
able by many, We cure without the use
Of the knire.
In kidney and bladder diseases although
they battle the skill of many, We have no
difficulty in removing the cause, thereby
producing total cure.
Our expert in diseases CT the lungs and
air passages has worked I'D a reputation
extending into the old country as we'll
as this. catarrh being one OF the diseases
he treats successfully.
The nervous system, although little I'M
derstood by the general practitioner, is
cured by us IN nearly all cases, such as
st. Vitus dance, epilepsy and especially
paralysis so common in this country.
Headache and backaohe are usually the
sym ptoms of some serious disease.
Cancers, ulcers, Assesses, etc., our
surgeon cures. in many cases without an
operation.
Diseases of the skin and scalp. such as
pimples, blackheads, eczema, falling out
of the hair, ETC., We can cure If not
neglected too long.
Any disease of the heart should be at
tended to without delay.
Rheumatism, obesity or excessive fat
ness. we can name among the diseases
WHARF failure is the fault of the ply
stefan.
DeformIties, such as hair lip, curvature
Of the spine. we can treat better than
others because OF the large amount of
money we have invested in special ap-
paratusss.
Our oculist and aurst has mad great
success.
Diseases of the blood, such as scrofuls.
syphilis. etc., can now be cured in
months instead OF years, as formerly.
Our specialist III female diseases has
worked up a large practice due to his
kind and painless treatment.
Private diseases, caused by youthful
mail or at our office with the strictest
secrecy.
THE ENGLISH AND GERMAN EX-
PERT SPECIALISTS.
Byrne bldg. cor. Third and Broadway.