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Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31


500 huNS GOOD practice and ryslIticc.
nilrs; splendid collections. Addrws, rhy.
siriani Wayne ! A.
CIGARS Stork VII Invoice SS.01. me
Ro1ue' all fresh and new; une-thlrd casli
halaneO good Texas Farm Lands Address,
heprft saor, ~ NAln sircct Dallas Texas.
foR SALE Al Union stocE yards;
- head % etock cittic. also one Registered
jersey bull rico Finley
s.1o.M FOR FINE waiuut case Sio1o
Sehaat plano. used months. lilrschfcid.
SINH strcet. hctwcen Main and Houston.
fok sAtln-t'ows, twD coming frcei; J,f-
~ GRADE. aud que good horse. i0li W,st
Seventh street
cATrLE--we have 200 hoad OF mixed
cattle that we are Offering for sale.
Apply To y. T. Bowman or j, A.
Smith, Atlanta, Texas.
FOR sAI-E--saloon husineas In a good
town at bargain. Write or call ON
us. NJ. II. skinner q Co. Sunset,
Texas
FOR sALE--A first-ciass set OF buich-
or'r tools. Have good trade and IN a
good town and several stone buildings
under contract. Object for selling.
want 20 move 90 the country. Apply 10
Ira King. Iranhnry, Texas.
For sAI.E-A $4,000 stock OF dry goods.
boots ana shoes. stock contains only
clean. new, fresh goods. \ snap for
some enc. Address BOX 81, boyd.
Texas.
FOR sALie- one OF the hcgt bargains
IN big boarding house In the city.
II will pay for Itself IN short time.
House, lot furniture. all goes. In
fnct one OF the most complete places IN
the city. can early on w, L. Logon a.
CO., 6l0 Main street.
FOR SALE bargain In residence lot
near the center Of the city Apply
carly TO Go Main street. w. l.. Lyon
& Co.
ANYONE wanting 10 bus or sell cattle OF
ANY kind, ahoyu or below quarantine line,
l03 Main etrcei, Tort Worth.
WANTED E,crybody 70 SOC cur complete
stock OF cnnfcctionorlcs aud choice limo
~ fruits and tobaccOs, Bcaehnm's nrw
ninnd, coo Maln street.
ron SALE one beautiful soda fountain. M
good rs new. Gail on or write ], T., Taylor,
20i Main street. tort worth reN.
,1pua Call for our bargaina IN
I&Fl Diamonds, Watches, Chains,
| n ~ JewelTy, instruments OF ali
| W ~ kinda. guns clothing, etc,
MnHtN tAhNs ttE Ainl lNMs ANNNH
Pawnbrokcr. 500 Houston street. u
! WHO WANTS
Registered Berkshire Pigs, Q 60 Q
| months old, or gilts ALREADY served
Registered Jersey Bun Calves. 60
IL months old.
\ thoroughbred clydo stallion. .
yoara old2
| Any aud an at bargains Write
| FARMER SHAW, Dallas. Tex
/ FON SAtl'-Furnitnrc with lease NJ an
] eligible hotel, dplug n good paylus huslucs,j
! tho building of u $la,OuO cotton palace here
I at once j. alone IA guarantee Huinclcul Ia
any competent hotel man. good reason for
nelliug out; the matter VIII bear TIDE nihuHt
] Investigation, Address G, W. McOraeRvn.
] Waco Tex,
! WANrRu -purchpsers for cur $40 tuftod
] leather couchev. Hnrtshorn Bros, Twelfth
| and Houston
| FUK SAl.is Stock and 1Ntnrce In toe rptHii
| department store, No. on lluuston sitcti,
/ fof sale as q Whole, bargain fot those
| seeking n mercantile Investment. Apply 10
| H. O. Forty bll Houston street.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

Or. ". u. DAVIS, Phymelan and Sur.
geon. Fort Worth, TEX. Office phone
ia residence phone 2JO. oiilco 1913
Main aireet
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

fliIfsDS end co. Henrietta, clay County.
rraas toll and exchange fariaE. rlIn'hfu
rrd city property. coffeFllondenes solicited.
uciereneos. Planners National Bank, Hon
flettag First Nafi1nhl Bank. Fort worm
Land Mort sagg Bank ~ Teas,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

RCBhHR GOODS for hygicuic aud private
n,e Gem Rubber Company, Kansas Guy,
Missouri
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

WANrep -purchnsers for cur $50 iuftod
leather couchev. Hnrtshorn Bros, Twelfth
and Houston,
FUit SAl.h stock nnd nNtnrcs itt toe rrtuil
department store, No. bil liuustOn street.
fnf sale as q Whole, bargain fot thosG
seeking n mercantile Investment Apply 10
Il, O. Ferry, bll Houston street.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

any kind allow or below quarantine line,
call on Y. 6. Andrews ana Frank Moody.
lnl MIN nIrnnI. lnrI Mmrlh
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

SAIESMIiN- SALARY aud expenses or CON.
mission, new speciality off mcrchlnu I'M
mentp success, experience unnecessary, II
you want good thing address Merchants
Economy Company, 80 Van Buren, street.
Chicago.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

TRACK NlN WANTED ut Graugcr, Tci
Will start April ~ i've line White ana
Mclnprney.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

LiG Lewis, G. W. Perkins. Oriental.
~, u u Whitfield. New York; j. r.
"a Nh. &. J. Dana. Kansas City; W l..
Pan, Wichita Falls; w. X. Southartl,
|raef, N ~ IL. W. Dickcy, 81. Louis
.n itrguson, Boston; George W White.
Fia y Paso; Colonel Paul NAPLES, Drii.
h !shh u. Rails, Ryan. l. H.. George Il.
L'lns Chicago ! Il. Wariell, llnltlmorc;
y shonnary, New York: Il. NJ. Davis,
RI, tAkag0 tCotgc i. Phillips, W. 4.
|s w. Hooper. j. Z. Middleton. ST.
Issi 4 II. Nyr, Dallas; Il. Benson, Chi
~ W, D. Mcdowell. A. \. Mrsscr. Fort
|Ha, h. ). Turk. st, Louis: j. 5. Smith,
~ Dlrney New York. r. 4. Fisher,
''fNhet; George X. Malkur 81. Louis;
Anna farmer, Fort WORTH Miss Edna
|r,i. ". 4, Turner and Sou, ottumwn,
", A. Kramer. San Antonio; j. W.
~, Houston; w. u. kincaly, ST. Louis;
farlek, Chicago; j Il. Joseph, New
~ Miss Jessie or0mc Bartlett. New York,
RI Nallbeck, 81, Louis. Th0mas j. Mar
nashville; J. II Lawrence, st. Louis;
\ 6podenougli. Henrietta; f. 4. llall,
.vuhe; II. u, Nosuunt, Richmond, w. u.
Emi Am1rillo; \. ID, Merchant, Mag-
|il, u II Ferguson, st. Louis; r. ID.
|a's y. Joseph: j. A. Lincoln, NleNe-
IA ". u. Crockett, 81 Louis; W, J..
RI X, h,arne; A. II. Emanuel, New York
y burton, Iuston. T.. W. Jones, Brown
~ G,orge England, 81. Louis, Gus Me-
nv lGainesylllc; H. u. Farmer, Alcdo,
" Ingram, ST Louis; N. A. joy, Gaines
Il =. 4. Nancy, Kansas city; $. j,
|aef, Chicago; q. NJ, Payne. Cotton
\. y N Nandrroost, New York; Frank
|,'ausey, Milwaukee; s. IL, billings, ST.
~ J. u. Dixon. Dallas Ncws; a, u.
|i'oe Kansas city; NJ. 4. sangulne,t'
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

WANTED SAI.l9SAiI1N- itesideoi snlcsncii
to sell whisky To consumers and Retailers
direct from dlAlillcry, hcntucky bourbon
company, Newport rs.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

s,n uoI~rLn N HnipA Great Discovery
s,,,.s Al iidncy mud bladder troubles, sratel,
d,anei,e weak and laiue harka Ia bath intn
AM ,,oinen. ~ guiAtfe bladder tfoupifs %
.s,iAsru Stint bf express on receipt Of 81.
Z u HAL. sole proprietor posiofllcH hv4
80 varo. Icx. Fer sale BY ,, 4 Aickt nul
~ urfrrtnces- W Peak Aea A. o.
Brooks Of boft Worth. Sea
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

itN nun haiNctlou aNvnoc, frame
Cottage Of rs,ins. and lot iSNiOz ~ tot,
l'ricc $500 500 cash, remainder most an.
way AZ 9 ner cent iuiefcst
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

FOR SAi4n--t'ows; two ronlng fresh; Jtf-
s'y grades. aud que good horse. ioli W,st
Seventh street
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

WANTED Eleven ladies' TO truycli good
wages; elegant eostrlnpsi expenses paid
Address quick, Blla Jackson, care gagette.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

TRAVELLING MEN-lIo1f m mind That Ten
krluss Is again running the only nrst-Class
barber shop and bath rooms In rccos Ciiy.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

WANT TO make the acquaintance OF a
young lady, age is Ia rs years. object,
matrimony. Address r. o. Box $50,
Fart Worth
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31
wANTEp-T,o RENT.

.,. .-.,.-s,f, lgor.e for board and slight com
1900 W. ~ Address I,snis J, LewiA
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

ANYONE wanting 10 knew how Haync's
mlnd reading IL done Address Il. H., care
Gazette
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

WANTED Three men ns solicitors. salary
sis pcr week Write 10 the q. u. MHflel
Portrait Copying House, tho largest aud old
est In the south, i7i2 Canal street. New
Orleans la.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

THE GAzETTE's
81 CLASSIFIED ADS. |:


One Insertion. .......... %
uhc week. -..s....s.s.... 10
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Count SIX words to the Line.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

MADAM DE La MOTTE ia acknowl-
edged by press and public to b. the best
olairvoyant aud only self hypnotist
that has ever visited this city, Call ut
PoindeNter house, COS West Fifth street,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

NO An LESS THAN TWO LINES, NO
CHARGE LESS TItAN 2oc.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31
Special NOTICES.

o.
tn. BOARD or MEDICAL EXAMINERS,
Tor the forty,eighth judicial a ,sSrie, VIZ We
Ista OF April, 1895 at y M, Tor Wy, w p pvt
nose OF examining applicants TOT esruuuutus'
H II Bnrts, NJ. H., president; James An
derson. NJ. D., secretary
ty,ONTE TAN NorlCB-Ml persons g.
nnired i,y law 10 make returns Of inpone iot
INA should send IN thelr returns 81 .nsr,
- thai II corrections nfe h'Sn'e, ~ ~
nav he returned, amended and SEM 70 ,n i.
@aiiarti,r before April 10, proN-, nn 'pll'oig'
,t,na are required to make rfiuFnH iekai.,
i.ss ~ whether they HAD any lhvo,hv "
lsql over operating etpehses' W. . -
ron. Deputy Collector. ----
FARM LAND FREE FoR ONE YEAR,
Several tracts Of gool un'np,oFVi, WI
WIN and one mile OF tue packing hohee;
" ia,,se srre Tor one year for lirenking hn9
,,uitisatipg the land. {. II slllimen, boH'u
of Trade building, lort M9l.n. e,s-.
xorIcE Is hereby given thar the reguinr
,reetius AZ the Sinrkholders OF tue ~, i Nv
Northwestern halfway N1liip ~. " % Xxx,
Eli he held at the general ohigrs ~ ILL III
Ml. VII ~ a O'Clock H. m. Oh Monday, INC
sSti d5y OF April. 1890, ~ the ~, pose ~
.-i,,rtimr a ioard ~ ninc dirtclois ~ ~. 49,.
iot " ,nch oiher and further business ~
ilrn Var,neriy come before hnid mefllnA,
inaS pn ~ same day and ~ ne slinr
Race aSe Immediately after ne aSlo w Te4.
y lne sea meetlng ~ the board q 81
War hhn ~ aaid company Will be held ~
ne purpose % slec,ing e pses'a as p pS
srer,i .la' ~, ~ AMI The bylaws Of sold elli-
Yidru ~ A ar the transaction q Ench ollr,
| paiy, wv a. may properly come before VIM ~
s msciiar The itogs books q f, sa1u tbIs dnie
| VII bt anu ~ aaio,ifntnent " the aali
mt, ". Fordyee, PRESIDENT a. -
il,,,, Secretary MARCEL q. l sgs.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

MARRIAGE PApER-In plain sealed
wrapper. Hundreds OF descriptions.
Many wealthy. iOe. MIR. and Mrs
Drake. los washington street. Chicago.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

FOR sAI-E--saioon business Ia a good
town at q bargain. Write or call on
us. Nj. II. skinner q Co. Sunset,
TeMAA.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

FOR sALE-A first-ciass set OF butch
or'r tools. Have good trade and IN a
good town and several stone buildings
under contract. Object for selling.
want TO move SO the country. Apply 20
Ira King. 6ranbury. Texas.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

For SALE-A $4,000 stock OF dry goods.
boots ana shoes; stock contains only
clean. new, fresh goods. \ snap for
some enc. Address BOX 49, Boyd,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

WANTED--hn all-round newspaper
man to manage a nmail danny Address
10 H. W, care Gazette.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

NO leo to Terrell soon as possible
and find letter there explaining,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

For RENT, SALE on TRApfs--OI,
room atone housa. with bath at
stable, lot so by 100 feet on culA
uiings street Also. onr room houe'
largo lot ON West Blur street App
h0s West uiuff street.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

IUIl SALE OR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. EtoU7
az mctchnndlsc OF various Kinds, $4,000 stc
Of etnss aud 5000 rssldeuec for clear iaf
south 81 Fort Norths twclve-room rec
dcncc. store and lot, price. $1,000; 70 trAf
inr smaller place. Nj l.. Chnnlncfs' lie
Estate Exchange. zoo Main street.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

REgufLAn storage mouse for furniture.
rlanaa, yshiclrf, ifunka. boxes. etc. new
rooms. careful moving. paehiug, shipping,
etc, estimates free. W. Il. hingpn ana w.
seventeenth and ilnnk.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

FOR SALE bargain In residence lot
near the center Of the city Apply
carly TO GiO Main street. W, l.. llUon
a Co
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

iun SAIi1-One beautiful soda fountain. M
good rs new, Gail on or write j. T., Taylor.
2Oi Main street. tort worth, rey.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31
Men AND WOMGNEEqq S %osk

You can earn big money In painting
Crayon Portraits Ia spare time. day or
evening, by my new patented method.
Any one can do the work. Send your
address, 1 send particulars free OF
charge II. A. GRlpp. German Artist.
Tyrone, PA.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

EVERYTHING exchanged md sol
VIII exchange Ses,O0O roller mili al
elevator Tor merchandise. cattle !
ranch; $4,000 iirri mortltngc notes Il
drugs; icr factory. doing good hpS
mesa, for firm, livery stable or me
ohnndlho, 2f-room hotel. price $500, II
Fam or city property, NJ u. ChAmhel
Real Estate EXCHANGE. 700 Main =
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

Fok SALE or EXCHANGE Senfe VI
ilno husimcss property IN Ahicnr. the be
town Va irnNas Of It's ace, Ia exchange T.
bank stock; also the inrrAt tands. both "
provel and unimpfuve'i we can elect 4
thanges nt properties. 10 cult almost M
eese given time enuugh; write rs. X !
tartcr aud 60,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31
WANTED nooMs AND noARD.

aNrED-noams with hoari In strictly
priyAtr family Tot gentleman, wife aud
lady friend
ANYONB HAVING a furnished house Or
summer on ran rud frifhDi. tenant 70
take same Address. Tenani. lhla oin.e.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-03-31

n, II Standby buys and sells second
hand furniture aud stores. No. 2ls h'o''0h
street
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1895-09-05

does something that seems likely to
land him in difficulties. lie would
rather hide his head in bag than
face the trouble. But here, also,
II We only see it, he may have his
profit as well as his momentary loss.
As Ernest Renan reminds us. sHe
who can commit blunders with i'm
punity is always certain to succeed
A roughish road to success.
though, and not the one to be i'm
mediately recommended il an cas-
ier offers.
As may be supposed, upon a fair
knowledge of feminine nature, with
women The timid man is likely to
win no great regard. They may
love him, Of course, especially the
stronger among them, who see in
him their ordained mate. But moth
ing is less likely to induce in them
the noble absorbing passion which
the best of women oftentimes feel
for the bold determined man.
The timid man who tries to he
contented with his Unborn timidity
looks, when suitably married, like
cockerel trying to nestle under
the wings of a somewhat assuming
hen. 1t may be comfortable for
him, but it certainly isn't dignified.
Ii men are to be deceived by the
of courage in other men,
it ought not to be difficult for man
to deceive woman also. Nor is
there anything very shameful about
such deceit, for it is only by con-
slant practice of it that we can get
near to the real virtue of courage,
Of which at first our efforts at valor
are but the phantoms.
IT'S just the jumping in that |
didn't like the first time, man
who had been the means Of saving
four persons from drowning in ca
nails at different times said 10 the
writer.
lie was a hero because he declined
to be deferred by his physical dis
inclination for a sudden plunge
nto cold, dirty water. Otherwise
ne would have been a coward.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1895-09-05

DEFINITION OF LovE.-Love is,
to my mind, nothing but an enthu-
siastic congenialitY of soul. 1t is
r--~--.--a ---~~ II rnrrasiuo har'
mony of being, says Professor Boye-
sen.
Its first symptom is not physi-
cal attraction, but delicious real
ization on the part of each of q
strange consonance of nature. More
than half its joys consists in the
feeling of being completely under
stood in ones noblest potentialities.
The lover is for the time what his
beloved believes him to be. What
happy audacity of speech, what glo-
rious heights of feeling, what rare
flashes of insight as the two chords
go sounding together in melodious
embrace, reveling in each others
eloquence, charm and beauty
To be thus tuned up to an octave
above ones ordinary self, to feel
the resonance of ones speech in a
noble woman's soul, to receive ones
thought back enriched and beauti-
fed by having passed through her
mind is about the highest beatitude
which earth has to offer. And tn
chances of 1t will be infinitely null
tiplied when mind and character,
in the more exclusive sense, shall
not be the rare attributes of few
exceptional women.
A soul relation can exist only
where souls exist and have shed
their embryonic swathings. having
assumed their permanent type and
quality. That by no means pre-
cludes growth, bat rather insures
it, and in way points its direction.
-Philadelphia Press.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1895-09-05

cluding myself, would have to b,
left behind. They would be pris
oners to the Yankees.
sAll at once, Ike a landslide.
thought of Butler aud that news
paper account of my firing on tn.
gunboat after it had surrendered.
made sure Butler would hang m,
like dog, once he got hands on
me. 1t was at this juncture when
determined he shouldn't get me.
| was as strenuously against hang
ing as against amputatIon.
we were on an old sugar planta-
tion. Before the fight I'd seen
some rough, two wheeled sugar
carts. | made them hustle about
and get me amule, . negro and d
sugar cart. They bandaged my leg
and put me in. The last thing the
doctor did was to give me two
ounce bottle of morphine and show
me how to take it. Then he said
'Goodby,' and could see that he
thought it was forever. lie proba-
bly, figured that if the Yankees
didn't kill me the morphine would.
fAll that night, all the next dag,
all the next night that rough cart
jolted on through the rain, For a
whole 36 hours lived on morphine.
At last we got to Shreveport. When
l was lifted out of the cart, nv
ankle was swollen to elephantine
size. But / escaped Butler, and |
had not tainted away in battle, and
these two reliefs almost made the
rest easy. l got back into Texas,
and at last was well again. As
soon as l could sit in a saddle was
back with my battery again in time
to take part in campaign against
General Canby-who was after
ward killed by the Modoc Captain
Jack-in New Mexico. We left
Texas with over 5000 men, and on
our return eight months later mus
tered fewer than l, OOO.'-Washing-
ton Star.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1895-09-05
Last August while working in tn

Last August while working in the
harvest field became overheated, :,
was suddenly attacked with cramps
and was nearly dead. Mr. Cum
mings, the druggist, gave me dose
of Chamberlain's G Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy which complete
ly relieved me. now keep bot
tie of the remedy handy. A. NJ.
Bunnell, Centerville, Wash. For
sale by VIM. f. Greenwell & Son.
Leonardtown; J. s. Matthews, Val.
ley Lee, and all country stores.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1895-09-05


remarked the wide awake farmer,
that wheat has gone up to 20 cents
in Chicago, and there's a report
that it will keep goingtill it gets to
a dollar. Now, I'd lii to contract
to sell you my crop for 20 cents.
Seventy cents will do me. I'd
rather have sure thing while it's
going than to take my chances on
doing better by waiting
But replied the commission
merchant, Il can't agree to contract
for your wheat at 20 cents
why not? It's going up to
dollar, and you'll make 30 cents "a
bushel. Amt that enough?'
'Oh, yes, but you see that 20
cents is only speculative price. 1t
amt wnat they pay for real wheat
Don't pay that for real wheat:
What in thunder do they pay it for,
them
why, for options
well, what the blazes are OPP
tions?'
why, they're promises to get
wheat and sell it for such and such
price,
We'll, then, they got to get the
wheat, amt they:'
No; they sell the promise again,
according as the market rises or
falls
'And they don't buy and sell any
real wheat at all?
Not much
Just buy and sell wind at 20
cents a bushel!'
That's about it.
Thunder and RS. wish I'd
knowed that last fal | wouldn't
a-sowed any wheat. ID a tied up
my grainbags to the back o. my
fannin mill and kept the boys
turning it all winter till I'D filed
all the bags could get hold Of.
But it amt too late yet. BY gosh,
il it's wind they want, stead OF
wheat, can supply the market for
the hull country right of my own
farm"
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1895-09-05

New Parson-Wbich do you like
best, Willie, your day school or your
Sunday school!
Willie-My Sunday school.
New Parson-I am glad to hear
that. Why do you like your Sun
day school best?
WilEie-Because it is only once a
week.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1895-09-05

A DRAwBACK.-Mrs. Newly
There's one thing about bloomers
don't like.
Mrs. Lately-What's that:
Mrs. Newly-The pockets are so
easy to find. My husband empties
them every night, and ] never have
a bit of change in the morning.
Brooklyn Eagle.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1895-09-05
Piles.
Piles is so common tha

Piles is so common that
every other person you meet IS
troubled with it more or less. II
seems so be little thing and usual
ly gets little attention. It may not
be serious at first, but it makes a
man sick-makes him nervous,
cross, irritable-unfit for business.
1t robs him Of sleep, takes his ap-
petite-cuts down his flesh-and
yet he is careless about it.