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The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-01-15

a few OF those tailor. made over.
coats still left. We are selling them
at cost for cash. Nichols l. Wallace
169 Main stseeh 'e'
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-01-15
asood'a 10 svonderfuI.

Hoods SarsapariIla has relieved mo
OF he misery which l suffered from SICK
heeoache. IL IS the most wonderful
me Iicihe tnat nave ever sesn." ". ".
Greene, Alton, Va.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-01-15
jan4-l0t p. & IT. A.

Messrs. Horace 8. Peed and Jas.
al: Jordan have formed co partner.
snip under the firm name OF +. NJ,
Feed u Son, to conduct the ship
chandlery and ship supply business,
at Water street and Roanoke ave.
nue..
October lst, 1894. ae3O. u.tn.tf
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-01-15
Hoods Pills cure all liver ills.
= Handsome souvon,x

VIII be given to every lady caller at
the opening OF Hofheimer's new
shoe store, 1874 Main street. to.mor.
row, Monday, January l4th,
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-01-15

olleddu poor
eAp pun i5Al lnoi osuooIo nos eIuo ma =,
SHaLLlH HO1fI S.EziOHa
AL .iiUQop IeIsueS 81 ~ SUP
'Q'ou 1oJ poop AlssI 'lno u1o& IIs eI8 nos 10
SaUoF X2F& 1QOd III
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-01-15
HAGEMAN'S
AMANDINE LOTIONI

II dries at once. and kid gloves may be
worn imme late y after applying.
For gentleman's use after shaving. 10
stands without an equal the sensation 10
Produ es when applied to the skin being
highly pleasing.
It ia not "cure ALL" but it has the
power OF preventing and removing Sun.
burn. Wind I an and Chafed Skin. rs we'll
as all ordinary irritations
II &C by improving the softnesA
clearness aud healthy tone Of the skin,
and it's daily applications tends to pre-
serve it from she action OF drying winds.
eStreme temperature and the like. PrioS
within the reach of everybody.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-01-15

Chapman & Jakeman are Offering
special low prices in jewelry and ali
goods IN their line this month. Ask
their prices. Corner Main and Bank
streets.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-01-15

bottle of ANoosTURA BrrrERs To flavor
your Lemonade or any other cold drink
WIN WIZ Keep you free from dyspepsia,
collie and diarrhpa.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-01-15
The virgiiniian's Daily Hints
-FOR-
HOUSE=kEEPERS!
Bill Of Fare
-FOR-
TOMORROW,
Wednesday, 10th of January.
Wednesday, 10th of January.
RiGHT.l
WHO h.tlOInS

IcoPrRiGHr.l
"Hho ktlo,cs
What earth nceds from eart'ts ic,cest cred-
ttrs; No lte
Can be pure "a us purpose ana strong in its
s'rgt,
And al he not be purer and stronger there
By"
BR FAX FAST Boiled Rice. Ham
and Eggs. Grshnm Mufius. Baked Apples.
Ginger Cakes. Coaee.
DINNER. scalloped Veal. Potatoes
Tomatoes. Celery. Cheese. Pickles. White
Bread. Cream Pie
SUPPER. Warmed Potatoes. Light
Bead. Houey. Cake. Tea.
SCAuLOPEO VEAL.
Nince cct veal oil an onion In milk;
strain. Butter the baking dish: alternate
layers of bread erumb. and vesl; season with
butter. pepper aud salt. Let the last layer
be crumbs Pour the milk over: add WAFER
or stock TO make quite moist. Cover for h al
m hour, then Blown.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-01-15

o,s mNAFvhs ALNArAc.-Sun risss. 7:l7 q. m.
10. 10 {, o: . o. M; high water 1900 4. H.. ana
$40 ~ ".i low water. 6;l7 am. and Gas D. III.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-01-15

U.S. DEPARTMENT oy AaRrouLrunr.
WEATHER BUREAU,
Local Ofkoe. Dodson Bufldino.
NORFOLK Va, January a, 1895
Msximum Temperature ~
minimum temperature. "a
Normal temperature. deduosd from
40 years observation. 40
Departure from Norman ~
Accumulated departures for the
Accumulated departures since
Jan; iss -: ;............. - 10
Precipitation. in inohes. q
Iotai precipitation inue Let OF tho
--.- month .:......... Leo
j. GRAT. Obseryer
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-01-15
wEATHE n EkEPokE
Forccnst Eor To-day.

1AsHIHernE. ~ g.. January IA, 1895
For virginia. Fair; u.rner; south
Il ,,n lerly winds.
For North Carolina: Fair; warmer;
touthsrly winds.
The Norfolk Virginian. [volume] (Norfolk, Va.) 186?-189?, 1895-01-15

OF this canal is nine feet, and it's
average width fifty feet. 1t is pro-
nnsaH
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
MuLTUM m PARvO.

REFINEMENT creates beauty every,
where. -llazlitt
a Suspicious parent makes an art
ful child.-Hallburton.
1T is not be that searches for praise
that finds it.-Rivarol.
THE best lightning rod for your pro-
lection is your own spine. Emerson.
TnE original Of all men is the same.
and virtue is the only nobility.
To TELL a person OF the evil and TO
say nothing of the good is cruel. Ed
wards.
liz who is the master of all opinions
can never be the bigot of any.-W. r
Algcr.
4 MIND conscious Of integrity scorns
10 say more than II means TO perform.
-Burns.
PRIVATE opinion is weak. but public
opinion is almost omnipotcnt.-H. w.
Iicccher.
RESOLVE to edge in a little reading
every day, II 1t is but n single sentence.
IL. Mann.
nElIEyE me, every heart has its Sc
crct sorrows, which the world knows
not.-Longfcllow.
IS that sweet mood when pleasant
thoughts bring sad thoughts 10 the
mind. Wordsworth.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
THE PoPULIsr PARTY.
Considerable Progress Made Towards
Patching Up Internal Differences.

Considerable Progress Made Towards
Patching Up Internal Differences.
WAsuINGToN, March AT 4 recent
meeting OF the Populist Press associa-
tion, held in Kansas City, a committee,
consisting of three editors, was APP
pointed 10 come to Washington and
warn the national committee to come
oaclI into the editors fold. The split IS
IN the subject of socialism. The com
nittee arrived here and held a confer
.nce, at which all the populist mem
uers OF the house of representatives
we're present, with the exception of
Mr.. Bell, who was absent on account
of illness. The meeting was secret,
but it is learned that considera BILE
progress was made toward patching
up the differences.
Mr.. Taubeneck, speaking OF the mat
ter, said "All the trouble between
the pcpulist party and the Reform
Press association is that the latter is
An advocate Of the most radical social
site ideas, government ownership Of
and. general paternalism and that sort
If thing. The populist party don't
give a continental for socialism, don't
want it and that is where the trouble
.omes in. The party has already de-
dared for the ;ree coinage of silver at
ratio of Is TO and for green backs in
leu OF government bonds 1t takes
,hat stand on the whole OF the money
question. and so far as there being
ianger OF its being absorbed by the
democratic party on account Of its free
silver plank, that is all nonsense"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
MARINE MATTERS.

THE polar currents cont ain less sal:
than those from the equator.
TuE first map of the gulf stream was
made by Benjnmin Franklin, who tried
to point out the utility of ocean cur
rents in navigation.
THE Yellow sea OF China Is so called
from the presence Of yellow mud
washed down by the great rivers that
empty into it's waters.
DEAD bodies. when taken Us cargo on
a ship, are always described as either
s,atuary or natural history specimens,
owing chiefly To the superstition Of
sailors.
WuES gunPowder lighter comes
alongside u ship all fires are put out,
Matches are carefully slowed away,
the cook suspcnds operations, pipes are
cxtinCuished, and the heavy chests Ere
carried on board by hand.
A suP canal from bordeaux TO Mar
bonne, connecting the Atlantic and tho
Mediterranean, is one OF the coming
public enterprises The distance Is $40
miles. Boats win be towed by fixed
engines. The cost Of the canal Is es-
timated at also. 100000.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
GREAT MEMORIES.


CATHERINE TuE GREAT never forgot
lace or a name.
Plato had memory that was the
marvel Of his contemporaries.
PIcoT, Of Mirandola, spoke well
twenty-five different languages.
"BIIsD Ton the idiot pianist. re-
nembered nearly four thousand compo-
dtions
WEBSTER is said 20 have been able TO
-epeat the most, II not all, of Paradise
Lost
SOCRATES was said 20 remember the
faces and names Of oil who attended his
liscourses.
ARISTOTLE was said 20 have remem-
oered the names Of all animals, fish
and insects"
SOLOMON, according 10 a Hebrew tra-
iition, could repeat all the Proverbs in
his collection.
SIR Isaac NEWTON could remember
the lrst six powers Of every number
lndcr one hundred.
BEETHOVEN could remenberanys selec-
lion OF music he had ever heard and re-
produce mos; Of IL.
JoNADAB ALNASoH, the famous lin
ruist, could converse in twcnty-scven
different languages
NIEBUHR, the historian. read with
ease twenty different languages and
could converse In ten or twelve.
NESoPHoN knew the names OF all the
soldiers who were with him during the
Ratgea. Of the Ten Thousand.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
HOODS sss sns HOODS
QUAINT PROVERBS.


EACH vine needs its stick. LON
hardy.
ONE cap is worth one hundred hoods
italian.
LOVE and musk soon bctray them
Gel lves.--Persian.
A GIRL that spins thinks Of her we'd
ding dress.-Russian.
PEOPLE in love believe everybody
else can't see.-Spanish.
PEOPLE In love have bells dangling
from their eyes.-Danish-
Bur, sister, is he blind!- 80 much
the betteri--Venetian-
MAx Is never too old TO love or com
NIT nonsense Finnish.
LOVE Is discovered caSicr than hole
In the stocking Venetian.
A MAN In love doesn't need eyeglasses
for he ~ blind.-Turbish.
THE favor OF a woman makes a knight
of a cow-hcrd. l. Gasgognese.
GETTISG married makes golden plates
of carthcn dishes. Basque.
MAN IS like FIRE, and woman like
straw; the devil blows in between
Tuscan.
Should l take him? Advise me
well. but don't dissuade me from tax
ing him. Dutch.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
IMPzRSONAL POINTS.

a cI.rncTv,v in Springfield, No, has
been vi horse stealing. He
goes to the penitentiary chcerfully, for
he expects to acquire fame and fortune
by writing book on prison life.
EVERYONE is familiar with the
smooth phrase '1nisfit parlor," but it
was reserved for u Brooklyn old clo'
man To find more agreeable term than
cast-off clothes. He has substituted for
it the harmless phrase ''left-oT gar
ncnts."
A WOMAN in Jacksonville, Fla, while
cooking. mashed her finger. She rushed
out Of the house, screaming "MurdcrG'
"FireI" An accommodating neighbor
kindly turred in al alarm Of fire, and in
few minutes the fire department was
at the womnn's house.
LONDON TRUTH is responsible for this
story: A bishop of St. David's confded
TO an old Welsh clergyman his diff
Guilty in mastering the Welsh double L.
The parson replied: Put the tip Of your
Apostolical tongue in the roof of your
Episcopal mouth, my lord, and then hiss
like q gander."
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
SOME MUSICAL APPETITES.

LrszT was as simple in his eating as
he was abstruse in his music.
ScnUBERr loved corned beef and cab
bage better than he loved any Other
iish.
BAcHE never took anything for break
last but bit of bread and cup o.
coffee.
MEYERBxEB said no man could work
well who did not live well. He was q
hearty eater.
HAYDN ate bread and cheese and cof-
fee for breakfast, and the same with
beer for supper.
WAGNER was an epicure. He was
fond of any sort of food provided it was
highly seasoned.
WEBER, while young, was simple in
his tastes and lived plainly. In more
advanced years he became a great
eater.
BERrLoz was dyspeptic, but could not
control mis- appetite, and often ate toe
much of food that did not agree with
him
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
D. DISH OF SCIENCE.

TELESCOPES are now 50 perfect than
u, ,OOO. 900 stars are visible.
A BALLOON recently sent up In Paris,
equipped with sclf-registering ther.
xnometers and barometcrs, reached an
altitude of ten miles, and the thermom.
eter recorded i10 degrees below zero.
THE temperature OF the sun has been
reinvestigated by lie Chatelicr In
France and 10y Gray and Wilson in Eng
land. and Is found to be b .vccn l2,o0l
degrees and $4,000 degrees Fahrenheit.
THAT lizards will catch and eat but.
terfiies is stated By Jane Frazer in an
article In London chronological jour
nal. In the Samoan islands she saw a
skipper" butterfly when lighted caught
and instantly swallowed by beautiful
golden-green lizard with bright blue
tail
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
TRY.

TAPIocA In any white soup.
UsISG boiling water as soon es IT
boils.
BnoLISG the larger pieces of lobster.
R. INC steel knives with very lit
tie OIL on cloth to prevent rust.
FEW stalks of celery in any small
birds that are roasted without stufing.
CUTTING piecrust in narrow strips,
winding them around smooth sticks 10
bake and then filing them with jam or
jelly.
COOKING dried peaches by soaking n.
least three hours, cooking slowly, add
ing sugar when nearly soft, and setting
away till the next day.-Good House,
keeping.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07

The canal locks near Holtenau, at
the eastern end of the waterway be.
tween the North sea and Baltic, are
nearing completion. The foundation
was laid on June 8, 1857, and as it is
expected to open the new canal TO
navigation in June next, it will have
taken eight years TO build this work.
Its enormous value to Germany and
her navigation can hardly be over
estimated. II saves dangerous voy-
age along the treacherous coasts OF
Denmark, and being ON German ter
ritory, a naval fleet of German men-of-
war will be able to be at the mouth of
the Elbe to-day and at Kiel tomorrow.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
LITTLE ODDITIES.

Az uptown milk depot sign in Phil
sdelphia reads: "Alderny milk, butter
and eggs"
A MAINE woodchopper recently cut
down tree containing n peck of buck
wheat, which had been stored by mice.
GRoToS, Conn, which separated it
self from New London nearly two
hundred wears ago, wants TO come
back now.
For a period of forty-three years
Mary NJ. Seeley and Jas ! Hodges. of
Provincetown, Cape Coo. have been
engaged to be married. The other day,
while Jason was pulling a handker-
chief from his pocket, out fell cork
screw. Mary has discarded Jason, of
whom, she says, she has had her sus-
picions for thirty-fve years.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends 10 personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by Eo.D promptly
adapting the worlds best products TO
the needs Of physical being, will attest
the value TO health Of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Its excellence Is due TO its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant TO the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of perfect lax
alive; efsectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
1t has given satisfaction 10 millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because il acts on the Kid
news, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by al! drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
ClIpplngs.

A story is told TO the effect that ex
Senator ingalls, and ex-Champion Sulli
van recently met on a train near Kan.
sas City. John" said the ex-senator,
why did you retire from the ringT
For the same reason, replied John,
cordially, that you gave up the Kan.
enough for me-"
Queen Victoria has worn diplomatic
mourning over the graves o. four czars
three knisers, two kings Of Italy and q
mob Of other kings, potentates and
rulers who were not big enough tC
particularize.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
Catarrh Cannot BE Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach the seat OF the disease. Catarrh is .
blood or constitutional disease, and in order
70 cure il you must take internal remedies.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not a Quack
medicine. 1t was prescribed by one OF the
best physicians in this country for years and
the best tonics known, mbined with the
best blood purifiers, acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination
Of the two ingredients is what produces such
wonderful results in curing Catarrh. Send
for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & Co, Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c.
Halls Family Pills, 25 cents.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
CITIZENS OF MANY LANDS

Mon. DE DRIEY, bishop of Meaux, thu
see once held by Bossuet, has gone into
bankruptcy. He had indorscd the paper
of too many of his Aock.
HERR KRUPP and Baron Rothschild
are the only two men in Prussia hav'
ing an income exceeding $1,000, 600,
They are credited with about s2,OOO,oot
each.
THE duke OF Norfolk has paid up
ward Of 100000 for new staircase AT
Arundel castle, constructed OF the
finest marbles, and which has taken
eight months to erect.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07

BIRMINGuAM. Ala, March 2.-Neai
Pratt City last night a dance was
given. About . o'clock this morning
party OF young women and men were
walking along the railroad track 10
ward the city when a coal train was
heard coming. Two Young women,
Lizzie Bentord and Rena Jones, re
NAMED on the track TO see how long
they could stay there, Notwithstanding
their friends protested. They did nor
reckon the speed at which the train
was running, and the engine struck
them and ground them to pieces in
front of their escorts eyes
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
Time to Quit.

Josh Graynecb THE hired man)-Wal,
good-by, Mr.. Flintrock
Farmer Flintrock-What? You ain't
a-goin' to leave, are you, Josh?
Yes, I'm goin'. ! don't mind econ
omy, but you are a leetle mite too
savin' for me, When the calf died la ST
month we had TO eat her to save her,
and when the pig choked to death,
t'other day, we had to eat him, and
now your gran'pa's jest died, and
wal, I've concluded that it's time for
me to quit. Truth.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
Profanity md Pain

Too often go together. Refrain from
swearing IL you are sufferin the tortures
Of rheumatism, and seek the aid of Hostel
ters Stomach Bitters, which will expel the
rheumatic virus from your blood. Kidney
and malarial complaints, dyspepsia, constI-
patton, neuralgia and biliousness are all
relieved by this sterling and comprehensive
family medicine, which should be kept al
ways on hand Tor emer gencies.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07

AN asylum for incurables of all creeds
is leing erected by the sultan Of Turkey
not far from his palace. 1t will con.
tain q synagogue, a mosque and a
church.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
No Sale.

Tailor-made Girl should like TO
look at some neckties.
New Boy-The necktie department
is farther back This is the toilet de-
partment can show you some
mustache invigorators, though.-Good
News
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07

The Oklahoma legislature passed o
law permitting prize fights to be pulled
of in the territory and making the
office OF probate judge eligible to none
but good lawyers.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
Horror. of IN. Dental chair.

Don't you find it-ouch!-pretty
hard pulling to make living at this
business asked the disagreeable man.
YES, SIR" said the dentist, applying
the forceps again. Il live principally
hold still-from hand to mouth. -
Chicago Tribune.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07

In England the rows OF curls on the
wigs Of footmen are indications of the
rank of those whom the footmen serve.
The queens lackeys wear eight rows,
the prince Of Wales seven and the lord
mayor's six.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07

Rear Adm, James A. Green was re-
tired Thursday on account Of age. and
Rear Adm. George Brown, command.
ant at the Norfolk navy yard, became
The senior oti :er OF the navy.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07

AFTER THE CONCERT. Hell envy that
man who sang the tenor solo" She-"Why,
| thought he had a very poor voice" He
80 cid l. But just think of his nerve."-
Life
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
Healthy Robust Child.

Her grandmother took Hoods sarsaparilla
at the same time, and the salt rheum do
creased in its violence and perfect cure
was soon effected. il took about three
months for her cure, and she ascribes her
good health aud strength at her advanced
age % Hoods Sarsaparlila. Ithas certainly
been a GOdscud 70 my family" NRs.
SornA WOLFE, Zalesh, Ohio.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07

"TnERE's a bonnet" said the editors wife,
"that is a perfect poem" YES" he re-
piled, absent-mindedly, "but we never pay
for poetry. .m-Demorest's.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
Large Sores

under each side 0f her neck; had the attend
ance q the family physician and other doc
tors for a long time, but seemed % grow
worse. I read Of many people cured Of
scrofula by Hoods Sarsaparilla- AS soOn
as we gave Hood's Sersaparflla % Clara, she
began TO get better, and before the first
bottle was gone, the sores entirely healed
up and there has never been any sign Of the
disease since. Sheisa
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07

TUE Sahara is crossed by mountains
sufficiently high To be at times snow
covered, while in other parts ii is much
below the sea level
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
The Isual ResuIt.

Daughter purchased these goods
at Catchem & Cheatem's.
Mother-Never heard of them.
Daughter-Why, mother! don't you
remember how all the pretty places in
the country were daubed up with their
horrid signs, and how mad we all got?
I'll never forget them in the world
n Y Weekly
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07

Tom-"You look awful blue l suppose
il is because of Miss Maybelle's having re-
jected you.n Cholly-"Yes, l can't help
feeling sorry for the poor girl"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07
which purifes, Vitalizes and Enriches the Blood.

At this season everyone should take a
good spring medicine. Your blood must be
purified or you win be negiecting ycur
health. There Is a cry from Nature for
help, and unless there is prompt and salts
factory response you Will be liable 70 seri-
ous illness.
This demand can only be me: by the puh-
fvinv eurfchiu1 and
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07

A POODLE can do q great many things
that a baby can't, but baby is worth reg
iment of poodles, just the same.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07

MCSwATrERs-"It very runny." Mrs.
cSwatters-"What isfi McSwatters-
why, when the doctor treats me / always
have TO pay for il. it.n-Syracuse Post.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1895-03-07

"NO MAN" says loquacious wife, ''ever
when she's girl and he's engaged 10 herr