The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-02-24

the worst or 90 is that women take TO
them as naturally as fish does 10 water.
and when one comes 90 think % &c. this
Is something they never go about lzh
stories. I know OF a lifelong friendship
being hroke1 BY l1- story. The dog
IN question was the umnin- escul fox-er-
rier. and he was clever. one woman
gave him TO the Other. uni rle woman
y no gave him felt THAT she hal "a riEht
10 use her Imaginable about him. while
the woman VINO owneI him felt that BE-
was her privilege. ana they fouarrelei
about that. and while they were doing this
the dog ate the back OF of Worcester
dictionary and SO gave his mistress an
opportunity 70 explain his versatility in
regard 70 works. And this made the
other woman majder than ever. And
these two parted in sorr0w ana tears.
aud the cause OF II all lived n happy lie.
slept The sleep Of the unjust and of doEs.
ate The rat Of the land and never knew
what L was TO worry about servants
or fire assurances. but counted an the
world as his slaves.
There IS that wonderful dog who goes
10 buy penny bun. and walks out of
the bake shop insulted. and never goes
there any more. because the baker tried
TO defraud him BY giving him. for his
penny, a stale bun, when be knew that
they sold at two for a penny Then there
is tho dog who. when Ee saw the cur
tains on fire, got up on "a chair and pressed
the button of the fire alarm. and after
this Weakened everybody en- the house by
biting at their toes, and stood by the
baby's cradle. holding its cloak iu It's
teeth. and having tho fire insurance policy.
which he had gotten out OF his master 8
desk. securely pressed down under his
tail. This dog was just a little too know
ing. though. He is tine sort that would si.
up with two lovers as chaperou and bark
young woman whom he loved with mad,
despairing passion.
Then there Is the dog who sleeps be-
slice the baby, and when 10 has a croupy
cough. wakes up the mother. and then
trots over 10 the closet where Dr. Pink
eyes Group Dispeller is kept. I never have
met these dogs. but 7 hear of them fire.
quently. and they always belong TO the
blood kin of the woman who IS telling
about them. She always Introduces her
story in the same apologize way-vI
knew a dog. in fact, i've belonged 10 MY
Aunt Sarah'-and then the rest of the
party look solemn, wonder If suicide is
against the law. how many years are
given for woman-slaughter. and il the
morgue is fun.
What a blessing Il is that the law doesn't
have one up for thinking or course.
there are a number of people who would
never be had M, as early IN life they
worked their thinking machines so hard
that they got out of order But there are
some evil thoughts always with us.
Who hasn't thought thar IIerod ought
to wear a halo. when the children in the
lat above have good romp on carpet
less loorI
Who hasn't thought that the fool-kllier
wasn't doing his work when the news
papers tell Of the riches Of the man who
gained them by preaching mbelief?
Who hasn't Thought that cook book
writer's, VINO advise boiling a leg of NUT
ton four hours, ought not TO be allowed
10 promulgate these dangerous doctrines
Who hasn't thought that IT was time
for all modest women TO DE careful about
their daughters when other women start
TO tell stories only fitted for bar rooms?
Who hasn't thought that the so-called
temperance people are very Incorporate
In their judgment of the people who
don't happen.to agree With them2
Who hasn't thought that lot more
practice and a Little less preaching would
make the whole world better?
Who hasn't thought that the msanest
thing in the world is pretense?
Who hasn't neutrality-suspicious. goodness
it IS quite time for me to stop thinking.
else somebody will say, who hasn
thought that the most tiresome Of all
people Is Bah?