New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-09-07
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

Certain Missouri towns and counties ere arrans.
i,o n send a trainload OF the States products
through the principal sections Of the country This
suggests the fact that while Missouri mas many
resources and is, IN fact, one Of the most pros
porous of the States, little has been done 20 exc
plot IT, The failure OF the last Legislature 10
provide for an immigration bureau is regretted BY
the citizens generally.
Doctor-I would advise you. dear madam. 70 take
freS,,ent baths plenty OF fresh air. and dress in
cool gowns ., a., 49, s,o,o.
WNlfe-He said ought go to watering plooc:
and afterward TO the mountains. am 10 ~ SV'"'
new light gowns at once.-tFliegende Blaet;er.
Tammany Leader-That settles it. You State
Democracy fellows have refused Tammanys oivs
branch and when the convention meets We Il XIV
you no quarter. go
State Democracy Leader-No. but youh give us
half Of the city delegates and that's what we"
after.
ON THE HOTEL VERA:DA
sec her turn the corner
| hear her mannish tread,
feel awful presence
That fills my soul with dread
Great Scott, she's drawing nearer;
I'll vanish while can
Ii she's the coming woman,
Then I'm the going man -, j., ,.,u.
A story is told OF a Mississippi darkey nance
Mary and war accepted by her. Believing tms
under the circumstances he ought TO give her
present he went one day to the country store and'
after examining the entire stock. purchasea WV
hoopskirts and took them back 10 the gill shs
was delighted. but pretty soon she SAID i'ooA
heah Scipio what fur d. you get two or desc nupes
fer?" why. honey" responded scipio. Il didn't
want cher L look lopsided." "Whus at? Lop
sided? Humph:' "Suah. honey; got one fur ~
right Iaig an fur de lef."
Charles Henderson was smart"
Why Just before his rich uncle died he calico
the Young fellow to him and told him he had de-
c.ded to leave him rothing but his autograph
Yes" -.
And Charley said: AN right, and then drew up up
a check for 10000 and tod the old man TO pu. ns
that he made it s2ooooo"~( Boston Traveller
The "Neue Wiener Tagblatt" OF Germany, prints
the strange will Of wealthy and eccentric Old man
who lately died II give all my property ne
says. Ito my six nephews and six nieces' ou' unue'
the sole condition that every one OF my nephe"s
marries a woman named Antonio. and that every
one OF my nieces marries a man named Anton
The twelve further required 10 give the 'h'ls
tian name Antonio or Anton to each frst-born ehnu'
according as 1t turns out to be girl or boy mo
marriage OF each nephew and niece is also 10 NC
celebrated one of the St Anthony's days ether
January II, May 10 or June l3 Each Is thr'nel
required be married before the end OF July 1880
Any nephew or nice remaining uHHat'itN ~
Antonio or an Anton after that date forfeits nan
OF his or her share OF the property
The discussion OF the lowering OF the lake levels
by the discharge through Chcago's great drainase
canal does not worry the drainage trustees; 80 90
matter OF fact the Great Lakes. as are all lakes
the world over are subject TO greater variations OK
level from natural causes than that laid az tne goo.
called seiches. and they have been the subject OF
curious investigations both here and IN o6I pIopi
the depth Of the % nar0 9uuS On the Green @se' Bsy
Cleveland. Toledo and Sandusky, Ss: Ksnosns ~
feet M Msnsse and she pS rs feet viii
be seen by this statement that all the main harpors
will not accommodate the beaver aSe h Sesse;
goes the lowering OF few inches G, Sy hne ,Sa, al
ready confronts them-(P philadelphia Press.
The Philadelphia Record" thus describes
bicycle ridden by a tramp in Philadelphia the other
day: THE construction OF the silent steed was
clearly the result OF home ingenuity, ard IL az
tracted universal attention. Two old CUSHION 'ie
wheels had been secured. and the frame was maoe
OF gaspipe. c,umsily but firmly Joined 'ose'he''
When the handle thought OF metal was ..
discount and the inventor laid a stick OF kinah"S
wood across the frame and secured II win WIG
He rode In artistic fashion. and the bicycle hump
on his back was accepted by the spectators as e''-
dence that the old clap-trap had been pedaed over
many miles"
The correspondent favors The Listener wiz" VIZ
this story: Mrs. 5. was much interested a. U vn
time I'm a poor widow whom she had employee M"o
found great diffculty in getting living hi'v With
while however the widow married man WY
some money and In n fair business. and MIS- .;
rejolced her fortunate prospects isw
later however she met the former widow nna
in the deepest OF mourning Shocked ana sym mlp~s
thetc. Mrs g. said: why. Mary. | hope you nav
Sure Mrs s." replied Mary. when my poo n
Tim died ! tina, poor that l oouian. pv when
the bit OF mourning for him. ana saiu '""' Vs."
I could would and so am. .,,aveoa
The new husband must have been q eu. rnt
n he had objected to this-(Boston Transcript