The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-11-07


That canned corn that proved so
popular last season is better than ever
this fall. and is now on sale at Baliey's.
A writer on college football an
nounces soemniy that cit is not as
rough as it seems. The same may be
said of war.
Go to a fool for advice fit does
not suit you you need not worry about
following it.
MIR. and Mrs. Leonard Piper, of
Manitowoc, are here spending their
honeymoon, the guests of Mr.. and Mrs
M. Hensgen.
Look out for colds at this season.
Keep yourself well and strong by TAX
ing Hoods Sarsaparilla, the great ionic
and blood purifier.
Needed repairs have been made on
the telephone line within the past two
weeks and it is indeed a pleasure now
to say " Hello" down the line.
Premature badness may be pre-
vented and the hair made to grow on
heads already bald, by the use Of Halls
Vegetable Sicilian Hair Remover
Married, at Chicago, Wednesday,
Oct 30, at the home of the brides par
ents, Eva Martina English and c. M.
Gillespie. The bride is we'll known
here, having formerly lived in this city.
The only permanent cure for
chronic catarrh is to thoroughly expel
the poison from the system by the
faithful and persistent use Of Ayers
Sarsaparilla. This wonderful remedy
proves successful when all other treat
ment has failed to relieve the sufferer
A cough which persists day after
day, should not be neglected any long
er 1t means something more than
mere local irritation, and the sooner
it is relieved the better Take Ayers
Cherry Pectoral. 1t is prompt to act
and sure to cure.
THAT old chestnut about syndi-
cate Of the local saloon keepers con
templated building a new brewery on
the site Of the old Muntzenberger plant
has been revived and is now going the
rounds once more. The same story
was af1oat about year ago, but there
is nothing TO the whole thing.
1t is hard to understand just how
otherwise reputable business men can
funk on their pledges to the Business
Mems association, and yet there are
several who have not paid their sub
scriptiOns, and the members of the
committee are tired Of calling Oh them.
Some men think more of dollar than
they do Of their souls.
The franchise granted to the Ma
tiOnal Telephone Construction COM
pany, of Milwaukee, early in SepUem-
Der gives that company sixty days in
which to accept the same, sixty days
from date of acceptance to commence
work, and six months from that date
TO complete the exchange. A repre-
sentative Of the company has made a
canvass Of the business houses of this
CITY, securing about thirty subscribers.
Since then nothing has been heard of
the project AMI it is the opinion of
many tina the exchange will never be
constructed.
The most remarkable head of hair
in the world is that of Paderewski.
The estimated total number OF hairs is
100000; total length of hairs placed
end to end, l54 miles; area of head
bearing hair, 100 square inches; num-
Der of hairs to square inch, 1850; av-
erage length Of hair, inches; longest
hairs, s inches; combined resisting
power of hairs, $4,000 pounds; total
weight. 3 ounces. The above figures
are no doubt appalling, but Just wait
until some statistical friend has tabu-
lated a representative head of our local
long haired individuals, then they will
be IN the shade.
One of the Main street saloon keep
ers while closing his place Of business
one night last week went home with
out locking the front door. A couple
of midnight stragglers with an un-
quenchable thirst happened along Il
few moments later, and finding the
door unlocked, entered and proceeded
to sample everything in the place.
They were discovered by an officer a
few moments later and taken home in a
hilarious condition. The proprietor
was sent for, and after viewing the ar
ray of empty bottles, locked the door
and went home sadder but a wiser
man.
Joseph Maskowski, one of the for
mer employees of the defunct Bedding
company, who has been in Marshfield
since the plant was destroyed, has re-
turned to Kenosha to live. He left
here Immediately after the fire to ac-
cept position with a mattress firm
there, and Says that he did not see any
money or receive any cash for his labor
the first two months while there. All
Of the laDOring men were paid off in