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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-05-23
TRUESDELL.

George Longmore is spending the
week with relatives and friends at Syl-
vania.
Uihlein Bros, of Milwaukee, called
on Supt. Laughlin the past week.
VIM. Stelloh received a car load of
feed on Monday of this week.
Milk shipments from this place to
Chicago still remain very light.
On Friday night as the S:2l train
pul ed in well dressed young man
leaped from the blind baggage car
where he had ridden from Milwaukee
in company with two colored men,
whom he claimed robbed him of seven
dollars and an overcoat, putting a gun
into his face and ordering him to she'll
out.
t. L. Carpenter, who has been very
sick, is on the road to recovery.
A large number Of sick cases are re-
ported in this vicinity.
A certain farm hand in this vicinity
who claims having travelled the whole
globe over, also being somewhat Of q
sport and the possessor of farm lands in
Michigan and a full set Of false teeth,
1.-THE whereabouts ofWhich are unknown
to him at presently is credited with at
least one days good record in his line
of business. In our village on Sunday
of last week he began celebrating the
day by imbibing quite freely iii the So
called tangle-foot He stood up fairly
we'll for several rounds, but was seen
in the afternoon on one OF his many
trips of that day between the east and
the west sides, to become very Wabble
gated, the muddy roads barely being
wide enough for his style Of navigation.
About dark his wonderful staying
qualities became exhausted, at which
time he sat or fell down to take a quiet
and peaceful rest. After few hours
rest and a few more drops of soothing
water he quietly began moving and
feeling about himself to see if he really
was himself or the oJher fellow, when
suddenly imagine his surprise he dis
covered that in some way himself and
his false set of grinders had been torn
asunder. Indeed this was sad dill
emma. TO find himself in a dark and
muddy night, wabble gated and set
of teeth to look for, nevertheless he
was not SO easily to be outdone. At
first a lantern must be secured, and
after running against several barbed
wire fences, which, to his imagination,
we're placed in the middle of the road
for people to bump up against, he
finally secured one at the depot and at
11:30 p. m. the search for the molars
began. Up to 1890 a. m. no teeth had
been found, but in the contorionistic
acts of the toothless hunter, a pair of
glasses were added to his loss, and q
lantern was broken from having been
fallen upon. Taking all in all it proves
to be a wonderful record. Party's
name is herein withheld, but will be
furnished upon application to CORES
pOndent.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-05-23
SOMERS

The singing school concert under
the direction of Mr.. John Mitchell will
be given Friday evening, June 18th, in
stead of May 30th. Mrs. Blakey, Prof.
Tease and others will help in the
chorus and quartette. Some fine in
strumental solos will be given by Yeo-
man from Kenosha and Schultz of Ra-
cine. This combination, together with
what the talent from the school will
furnish, should make programme
we'll worth attending. People of Ke-
nOsha please remember the date and
come and see us. Admission 25 cents.
Arrangements have been perfected
for a special train from SOmers to the
WoOdmen picnic at Madison June g. at
the rate of So for round trip. Train
leaves here early in the morning and
runs via Milwaukee.
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Hammel, of Ra
cine; and Mr.. and Mrs. W. t. Lewis, OF
W. q. junction, were among the guests
at Mrs. n. Lytles. dinner party last
Thursday.
Henry, Mall and bride. of Ashford,
Wis, were visiting her sister, Mrs. j.
LaRock last week.
Miss Minnie Estburg is visiting at
Franksville.
Miss Ada Estburg, we are glad to
note, has secured the position of stem
ographer at Johnson q Fields, Racine.
Mrs. L. L. Owen, of Burlington, is
here this week attending the sick
chamber Of her sister, whose condition
continues unchanged.
Roy Mitchell was the fortunate
man at Anton Nelson's bicycle rattle
last Tuesday night.
A very interesting teachers meeting
was held at No. last Saturday.
The Woodmen hold an adjourned
meeting Saturday evening, the 25th.
Adam Lytle and the Champion COM
panies salesman have succeeded in dis
posing of car load of reapers and
mowers hereabouts. With gold as a
basis these machines only bring a little
over a hundred dollars. What would
they sell for with double our present
" redemption" money.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-05-23
WOODWORTH.

The following named pupils have
been neither tardy nor absent from
District No 5, Bristol, during the
school month ending May II: Mary
Hansen, Tria Hansen, Hugo FirchoW,
Roy Firchow, George Shields, Wardie
Shields, Christina Van Liere, Rena
Wilsev. Albert Wilsev The following
have been tardy only: Ida OFT, Leo
McVicar, Hazel BristOw, Flora Shields
and Grace Vincent.
j. B. EDWARDS, Teacher.
Mrs. Will Shepherd and daughter
from Chicago are visiting Mr.. and Mrs.
G.. G. Shepherd.
Will Castle and wife of California,
are visiting Erastus Castle and family,
arriving Monday night.
Chas. Marsh has been nursing sore
throat the past week.
A. J. Benedict was in Chicago Mon
day
Miss Dell McVicar visited at ". c.
McVlcar's Monday.
J. NJ. Kellogg is spending the week
in Kenosha.
j. G. Roberts is gaining strength
slowly after severe illness.
George Shepherd made mis- initial
trip as assessor on Monday.
A number of cur people are thinking
of going south to spend the summer and
escape the severe cold weather.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-05-23
FREE! FREE! FREE!

; Your baby's picture FREE. If you
have no baby, borrow one and bring it
to our studio. We want to take hun
dreds Of baby pictures from May q to
June 2. Come and see our new rooms
over Dan Head & Co.'s Bank. OUeg'
Dam Head Dc Co.'s Bank. OVER DAN
HEAD & co.'s BANK. OVER DAN
HEAD & CO.'S BANK. Repeat this
until you have it firmly impressed upon
your mind, and don't forget it. Bring
a baby along of three years or under
when you come. This is for one week
only. Don't put it off too long or you
may be too late.
Blown & SCHROEDER.
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COUNTY NEWS.
Leaves From the Lives Of Those Who
Dwell About US.
BRISTOL.

BKlS 1OL.
Miss Eliza Getting made the city OF
Kenosha visit last week.
Mr.. and Mrs Will Bacon, Mrs. Hi
ram Bacon and Mrs. VIM. Watkins
took a drive to Union Grove Tuesday.
Howard Johnson, of Salem, was in
town recently.
The strawberry festival at the M. E.
church owing to the Wlntry weather,
was not well attended.
The many friends of Mr.. Champion
Reave gave him q party at the parson-
age Tuesday afternoon, it being the
occasion of his 85th birthday.
Arthur Brown, of Salem, had bust
ness III this burg last week.
Mrs. Eli Boss, of Salem, has been
calling on friends in the village.
Mr.. Carrow, of Silver Lake, has
moved into the old Hunt hotel lately
vacated by Rily Wilsy.
Joshua Mellor, of Kenosha, formerly
a resident of Bristol, has been shaking
hands with old friends in this vicinity.
Frank Lazy is repairing the Curtis
& Shumway store in good style. When
finished it will be one OF the finest store
buildings in the county.
The tile men are getting ready for
business. They are putting up several
buildings and intend to get started
making tile about the first of July.
Mrs. c.. M. Bishop who has been Sc
riously i'll, is reported better.
Mr. Shotliff, of Wilmot, has finished
the foundation of the new German
church.
Miller Bros. have resumed work on
the factory well with new machinery.
Will Crosby was in town last week.
The news of the sudden death of
VIM. Johnson, of Salem, last Friday,
was shock to relatives and friends in
this town.
Mrs. A. D. Cornwell, of Salem,
visited her daughter Mrs. Will Turner.
j. Watson, of Harvard, formerly resi-
dent of Bristol and Kenosha, has been
stopping with relatives here. Mr..
Watson's health is very poor. Acting
on the advice of his physicians he in
tends to 90 to sanitarium ON the
Black Sea in the uear future.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Castle, of Upton,
Cal, arrived in Bristol Monday night.
Mr.. Castle is principal of a school in
Upton, and will spend his vacation
with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs E. S.
Castle and other friends in Bristol and
Milwaukee.
Steve Crosby, Of Pleasant Prairie,
was in town Tuesday.
Resolutions passed on the death of
Mrs. j. w. Bryant, who departed this
life April Ii, 1895:
Whereas, The all merciful Father
has seen fit to remove from the ranks
of the WOman's Christian Temperance
Union of Bristol our much beloved
sister, Mrs. Nora Bryant, one of our
charter members and one whose SYM
pathy was always with the cause of
temperance and especially with the
WOman's Christian Temperance Union.
Whereas, We feel that the home has
lost faithful wife and loving mother
and the community kind and sympa-
thizing friend. Therefore,
Resolved, That we deeply mourn our
loss and extend our heartfelt sympathy
to the sorrowing family and friends.
Resolved, That copy of these 1eso-
lutions be presented to the afflicted
family. Also be published in our state
organ, the Motor, and in our county
papers.
FLORENCE ELLIS,
CEL1NDA UPsoN, Committee.
ELLFN MARSH,
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-05-23
SILVER LAKE.

Henry Stoffer has returned from his
trip to LaPorte, Ind.
Henry Walburg has been quite sick
the past week but is gaining.
Fred Schenning has erected wind
mill and tank for the purpose of sup
plying his hotel with water.
Miss Jennie Simpson, Of Burlington,
spent several days with Miss Edna
Foster.
Frank Mathews, of Antioch, spent
Sunday with his parents.
We understand that the lots for our
new school have been purchased.
A number of friends of Fred Schen-
ming from Burlington and Antioch, at
tended the shooting match at his place
Sunday.
The suit of Ambrose Hunt VS.. the
Garden City ice company, was tried
before Justice Blum Monday.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-05-23

The Woman's Aid society of the
Congregational church has in prepara-
ton cantata for children entitled:
/" The Quarrel Among the Flowers, /" to
be given in the parlors of the church
next week. Date will be announced
later.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-05-23

dent of this town ard leaves brother
and cousins i'll Salem.
Few of the young people from here
attended the Antioch dance Friday
night.
G. VanWie isimproving his residence
with new coat of paint.
Mrs. Frank Struck spent part of last
week visiting in Bristol.
Miss Ellen McKune, of Chicago, was
the guest of Mrs. j. Ward Tuesday and
Wednesday.
Mr.. Anderson recently bought fine
organ Of John McKune for his little
daughter a birthday present.
~
BRIGHTON.
Roy Ross, of Dover. was here Sun
day, p. m.
The carpenters are all very busy
just at present.
Howard Spencer entertains Racine
friends this week.
Mrs. Steffin of South Milwaukee, is
here spending a few days with Mrs. L.
Molitor.
School in Dist No. 3 is prospecting
finely under the supervision of Miss
Laura Rhodes.
Corn planting is in full progress and
for the benefit Of those interested we
will state that j. B. A. is ditto"
Charles Morey, Of Hazelton, Iowa, is
visiting his sister at Kansasville. Mr..
Alorey is also reviving old friendships
hereabOuts.
Old So" as if eager to make
amends for the recent intolerable heat
has given us some decidedly autumn
weather during the past week.
Among our Brighton visitors on Sat-
urday may be mentioned Miss Frances
Elliott, of Antioch, Illinois, whose name
is familiar to all the readers of this
paper.
The body of Miss McKune, a sister
Of John McKune of Kenosha, was
brought here from Salem, Sunday, af-
ternoon for interment in the Catholic
cemetery. Funeral services we're well
attended. Sympathy is extended to
those who mourn.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-05-23

No matter what stage it
has reached, Dr.. Dierce's
Golden Medical Dis
cOvery will subdue it.
Mrs. MARY MOTT, of
RGUen ROch, Peasants Co.,
W. Va, writes: Before
using your DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery,
everything / ate would
fermcnt in my stomach,
and my tongue was so
terribly coated, | thought
nothing would remove it.
Since taking the Golden
Medical Discovery l can
eat a good meal, and en-
joy it."
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-05-23
WHAT Ais YOU?

Do you feel dull, languid, low-spirited,
fullness or bloating after eating, tongue
coated, bitter or bad taste in mouth, irregu-
lar appetite, frequent headaches, floating
specksn before eyes, nervous Drostration
and drowsness after meals?
If you have any considerable number of
Torpid Liver, associated with Dyspepsia, or
Indigestion. The more complicated your
disease the greater the number. of s1rarato1oS
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1895-05-23
DR.. CAMFIELD

Pays particular attention to this important branch
of medicine, and is prepared, with all the modern
to operate for the relief of Cataract,
Closure of the Pupil, Cross Eye, Closure of the
Tear Duct Inverted lids, Lachrymal Fistulas
Staphyloma, Pterygium and the removal of Tumor,
and Morbid Growths of every description. Gran
ulated Eyelids permanently and radically cures.
Our treatment means cure, There is nothing
routine or experimental IL our practice.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1895-01-05
You Should Get 1t.

Should get what? Why. The Rev. Irl
R. Hicks splendid Almanac for 1895. He
has kindly sent to this Office a copy of
the same, and we speak advisedly in say
ing that it is a rare rublication-the
very latest and best of all that has ema-
mated from the pen and brain and heart
of this well-known friend of the public.
The history of this mans work-now an
open book to all America-and casual
glance at his Almanac for 1895. con-
vinces US that this vitality useful and
instructive book ought to find its way
into every shop. store. Office aud home in
the land. The price Of the bOok-only
25 cpnts-could not to our knowledge be
invested for any one thing more prOfta-
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fine book paper. with elegant covers in
colors. 1t is for sale by all newsdealers.
This fine Almanac is given as q prem
ium to every yearly subscriber to the
Rev. Irl r. Hicks well-knOwn and de-
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WOREs. This unique journal is a peer
less educator Of the masses. and is fast
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The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1895-01-05
Deafness Cannot be Cured

DedIncSS SdnnOC Dc OuIcQ
by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion Of the ear.
There is only one way to cure Deafness.
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness lie caused by an infamed con-
dition of the mucous lining Of the Eus-
tachian Tube. When this tube gets in
famed you have . rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when 1t is en-
tirely closed Deafness Is the result. and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal con-
dition. hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by Ca
tarrh, which is nothing but an infamed
condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars Tor
any case of Deafness (caused BY catarrh.
that cannot be cured bv Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
FL. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. 0.
IF Sold by Druggists, zoe.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1895-01-05

%Thank Godw Only seven out
of 100 declare themselves to be
deliriously happy, and five are too
full for utterance. Three out OF
100 stand on one foot when they
make a proposal and two go down
on one knee, while nine make a
formal prelude-something like
the slow music at the play, we
suppose, when the william appeals
to heaven to witness the consum-
ing flame of his affection for the
hearts he plots to ruin, etc.
The behavior of the lady under
the circumstances is equally en-
tertaining and instructive. Out
of 100 cases eighty-One sink into
the arms of gentleman, sixty-eight
rest their head on gentleman's
breasts, and only one sinks into
the arms of chair, eleven clasp
their arms around the gentleman's
neck, six weep tears of JOY silent
ly and forty-four weep tears aloud
whatever that means; seventy
two have eyes full of love, and
nine of 100 rush from the room to
tell somebody. Only -four are
greatly surprised, and eighty-se-
ven out of 100 knew that some
thing was coming. Five giggle
Historically, and one even sneezes'
Only one out of 100 struggles not
to be kissed, while six kiss gentle.
man first. If to believe the stats
, tician, one out of 100 women viii
, say, Eyes, but don't be fool!"-
r Times-Democrat.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1895-01-05
The Secret Societies.
Edict to be Read In Baltimore
Churches Sunday.

E0tct 10 De ked0 ID DdiuHoTc
Churches Sunday.
Southern s.oeia.sd Prose-.
Baltimore, Md, Dec. 2S.-The
Papal decree admonishing Catho-
lies to avoid membership in the
three societies, the Odd Fellows,
Sons of Temperance, and the
Knights of Pythias, will be read
in the Catholic churches next
Sunday.
Every one of the orders has m,.-
ny Roman Catholics on its men,
bership lists. There is a choice
of either oourse-to give up the
church or sever their connection
with the societies. The subject of
placing these three societies un-
der the ban has been under dis
cussion in this country for several
years but no conclusion has been
reached until now because the So
cieties had among their defenders
Archbishops who, by their efforts
at the annual meeting held in
1892, effected a compromise, and
decided to examine their constitu-
ton and rituals before deciding
whether these societies should be
condemned.
At the meeting in Chicago OF
Archbishops in 1893, the objects
and endeavors of the societies
were discussed and the verdict In
favor of their condemnation was
> unanimous. 1t was subsequently
decided that they be placed under
the ban, with the Masons for fol
lowing the same methods and al
such they were inimical to TIT
Roman Catholic church. This de
cision was forwarded to the col
lege at Rome, where committe
/. was appointed to act on it. Ate
a long and exhaustive discussion
this committee ratified the deci
sion of the Archbishops and tn
, Pope has now given the edict bi
official sanction. This decision wa
sent by Cardinal Rampolli, secre
tary of the college of Cardinals, t
Mgr. Satolli, with instructions t
promulgate it to the priests OF tn
United States.
The clergymen throughout tn
country will not discuss the pre-
liabilities of the effects of the dt
cree against these societies, b'
IS cause, as a high ecclesiastical al
thority in this city states, it is
delicate subject to discuss an
there are special reasons VIII
there should be nothing said MOI
than that the societies were col
demned by the Archbishops, WI
evidently held that they were al
tagonistic to the church.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1895-01-05
Love and Proposals.
How Men and Women Act In This
Juncture.


Juncture.
There is clever statistician who
could teach thing or two to the
novelist. This statistician, accor-
ding to the Chicago Record, has
attempted to classify the action
methods of proposals, and as re-
suit has presented tabulated f.
cures extremely interesting to
psychologists. Out of 100 cases
thirty-six gentlemen take lady in
arms, sixty seven gentlemen kiss
lady on lips, four gentlemen kiss
lady on cheek, three gentlemen
show very good taste by kissing
lady on eyes, two gentlemen kiss
lady on hand. It is to be pro-
sumed these two out of 100 ace
the timid, different kind, though
it is possible that they might be
of the quietly sentimental nature.
One gentleman kisses lady on
nose. 1t must be added that the
statistician is careful to insert the
saving clause of (by mistake.)
There is even a record of a man
kissing lady on edge OF shawl
but, thank goodness. there is only
one in 100, and the chances are
that this man is peculiar.
Seventy-two hold lady's hand
seventeen hold it very tightly
fourteen have Jumps in theil
ihyosts end n,ne exclein cloud
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Property for Sale.

The property corner Main and Bridge
Streets. belonging to Mrs. George LOvas.
Is for sale. The location for residence
or business is Che very best in town. "A
One large and we'll finished residence
and an elegant little store are on the
premises with other out buildings.
For terms aud conditions apply to
GEORGE LCvAs.
2O.d. st. Martinyille. La.
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Notice.

Having been duly authorized to collect
The accounts OF the late Wild. p. Fauries.
I hereby request all the debtors OF the
said succession to IMMEDIATELY call at her
late residence to settle same. 80 as to
avoid unnecessary costs.
CAB. GARBEMAL, Agent.
81. Martinville, Oct. II, 1894.
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All Repairs in my line will
be promptly made, and my
work is guaranteed. Q
l solicit the patronage of
the public, promising them
the best work at reasonable
price l.. DE ST. GERMAN.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1895-03-29
HUDSON COUNCIL ENTBRTAINs.
Excelsent minstrel Show in Quar-.
reffe E7aIl EEoboke.

The members of Hudson County Coun-
Gil No. GA. R.. A, treated their many
friends to an excellent minstrel perform
ance last night IN Quartette Club Hall.
The large capacious hall was rowded to
the doors and man were turned away
for the wan of room. The entertain
ment was given for the benefit of the
sick Il and at least $500 was realized
over and above expenses.
The performance was given by the
Metropolitan Minstrels, of which Mr.. R.
J.. Webb is the interlocutor, and the end
men Messrs. George C. Tonnpkins and
H. sJ. Emmett with the tambos, and
Messrs. Franklin Hart and J. William
Macy with the bones. The latter gen
tleman was at one time a member of the
choir of the Park Reformed Church of
Jersey City.
John T. Woods sang Pretty Eyes of
Bonnie Blue" after which Mr.. George
G. Tompkins sang I'll Be True to My
Honey Boy and Mr.. D. N. Maxon
sang The Little Lost Child" They were
all repeatedly encored and compelled to
in a roar with his account of What he
Pa" Mr.. H. H, Ken9edy sang the
Mr.. Webb unsteady referred to hat
e~cstatic tune, When you know the girl
you owe loves you" The first part
closed with the drill of Company A.,
Third degree, during which MIR. Macy
was annihilated by the company for in
sisting that he was the man who wrote
-ka-Isa-Booin-de-Aye.'
Part second opened with the Metropoli-
tan Quartette, Messrs. R. j. Webb. John
II. Woods, D. N. MaXon and H. H. Ken
nedy, singing several comic ongs, after
which Messrs. Hart and Tompkins en-
t~erta:ned with the one-act farce, The
Rehearsal Mr.. Macy next told what
he knew about the Busy Bundle Bee"
and it was hard to tell whether he was
talking about fish, birds, elephants or
what. The entertainment closed with
Mr.. Emmett's exposition of his powers
as a v~entriioquist.
Following the entertainment a recep-
ton was held at which dancing was en-
until early morning. The officers
Of the council have a right to congratu-
late themselves upon the success Of their
efforts. Following are the Councils Of
icers:-Frank j. Day, Regent; Geo. Mort
Pollard, Vice Regent; VIM. j. Geary,
Orator; Henry Bauer, Past Regent; Geo.
G. Tompkins, Collectors; w. A. Kerr.
n. Hall, Chaplain; Henry KHAN. Guide;
I. ]. McNally. Warden n A. E. Hoyt,
Capfry- r