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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1895-11-27
rhe rrpewrlter IN India.

A quaint tale Of typewriter is told
by an Anglo-Indian who has just come
home. One Of the English judges In
India was an expert on the machine,
and 1t occurred to him to use it for the
taking Of judicial notes. The machine
was conveyed into court, when a certain
novelty was impaired to the proceedings
by the click Of the keys and the tinkle
of the bell which indicated that line
had been completed The prisoner was
found guilty and sentenced. Promptly
he appealed, ON the ground that instead
of listening to the evidence the judge
had whiled away his time by playing
ON a musical instrument. Realm.
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woMeNs ExALTep MISSION.
Better to Create Good Home Than to
Excel In Any Other Endeavor.


Excel In Amy Other Endeavor.
Certainly there is wisdom for two
young people who have sworn to love
each other, no matter whether there is
poverty or wealth, no matter whether
the days are bright or dark, to have q
home of their own, writes Ruth Ash
more, discussing 1.-THE Mistress Of the
Small House," in Ladies' Home Jour
nal Boarding house life is bad for
women, and do not believe that any
man has ever really enjoyed 1t, God
created women to make homes-to
make homes for the men they love and
for the children whom God will send to
them. And home must be started OF
the beginning Of this new life. Do not
wait for big house and many servants,
but make happiness exist In a little
house with one maid as help. 1t can
be done. know it can.
Do not shrug your shoulders and say
you do not like homework. Work is on
ly disagreeable when 1t is badly done,
and from washing the silver and glass
to busting the bric-a- brac and beating up
" StshO ofoiJ bliuB AuuJ 10 uotAuA1J dOttO
and we'll done If you go about it in the
right way and with the right spirit.
You will have to be considerable, and you
will have to be patient, You will GER
tainly make mistakes, but each mistake
is one step toward success. Burden your
self with patience, consideration and
tenderness; you will need to make calls
upon them often and often.
Then you will gain so much. You
will be the happy housewife, the lady
of the house who has the right to dis.
pense hospitality and good will; the
mistress, not only of the house, but Of
the heart of your husband, because for
him you have created home. And
that is womanly work--a better mon
ument to you, my dear, than the paint
ing Of wonderful picture, the writing
of a great book, or the composing Of a
fine piece of music. From out home
all virtues and all great works may
come. No man ever made home. He
does not know how. The woman's brain,
heart and hands are necessary, and a
homo is such beautiful thing. II
means rest, it means peace, and it means
love. Make one for your husband and
let him find these three great joys in its
four walls.
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A LITTLE GOOD k.oi

Good light 10 you, deari You ale weary,
! And the moon DER tine mountains declines.
The wind blowing westward signs dreary
And wanGers and walls through the vines
You have listened SO oft to the tender
/ Sweet story-so tender and true.
What grace to 1t all could render
] Out hero with the roses and youf
Good night TO you, dear. Yet linger
/ Like one near q spot that is biest,
And toy with the ring ON your finger
1 And kiss the red rose ON your breast.
And good night, and good night, dear, and
never
Good night Love has ever his way,
But love you forever and ever,
And kiss you good night and good day.
Atlanta Constitution.
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LAMBERTVILIE, n. j. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1895.

beat home.
Charlie, we don't seem to go very
well this morning." said Warbone as
they neared the line for the start.
Bang went the first gun, and the
yachts leaped toward the line as if they
heard the signal and realized its mean
ing. All was excitement, the people ON
both sides cheered, and every available
horn was blown.
Bang went the second gun, and the
yachts crossed the line, with the Phebe
slightly ahead.
Notwithstanding the flour bag the
Phebe managed to keep her position,
though each boat would at intervals
drop slightly astern of the other and
then slowly forged ahead. They kept
together until the stakeboat was round
ed, and then the Pilgrim slowly but
surely gained the lead. She was soon
splitting tacks with the Phebe, when
the startling cry of ''Man overheard p
was heard from the Pilgrim.
Looking ahead, the Phebe's crew saw
something bobbing up and down in the
waves behind the leading yacht, and all
seemed to have become unmanageable.
The Phebe was soon on the spot, but the
man, who was recognized as Captain
Burt, had already sunk twice. AS soon
as they were near enough Captain War
bone jumped overheard and swan to the
drowning man, who had come to the
surface for the third time. He caught
him by the collar, and, with the aid of
a ring buoy which Charlie had thrown
him, managed to keep Captain Burt
afoat until the small boat, which i'm
mediately put out from the Phebe, ar
rived. The captain Of the Pilgrim was
insensible when they carried him ON
deck, but after 10 minutes hard work
by Captain Warbone he opened his eyes
and gasped. He did not seem to realize
where he was and lay in stupor for
some minutes.
By this time the Pilgrim was along
side, and it was learned that he had been
sitting on the windward rail and steer
ing when he had lost his hold of the
tiller and fallen overheard. Having
been burt in a railroad accident some
time before, he was unable to swim, and
had it not been for the quick work of
the captain and crew of the Phebe he
would certainly have been drowned.
When ho had recovered and was able
to sit up and recolleet what had hap
pened, he turned TO Captain Warbone
and said;
Captain Warbone, have played
mean trick on you, and you have in re-
turn saved my life. If you had known
of the dastardly act, you would not have
felt like rescuing me. +"
Then he frankly related the whole
matter to the surprised captain.
"I have never done such thing be-
fore, nor would l have thought of doing
it now,' he confessed. chad it not been
that am very pinched for money and
could not afford to keep my boat if l lost
the thousand dollars. "
Captain Warbone, who had always re-
garded his rival as an honorable man,
said
Never mind. old man. We will keep
il quiet, and tomorrow we will race for
glory and nothing else. "
The flour bag was removed from the
keel, and the next day the Phebe won by
q length. The two captains were fast
friends from that day, and Warbone has
never mentioned tho incident to any
one, though Burt tells it often to illus
trate what friend he has in the captain
of the Phebe. Hartford Courant.
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WHOLE NO. 1904
WITH THE TIDE.

watched him love going from me
(Ah, would to God had diedD,
And prayed to the great all Father !.
To stay the turn Of the tide.
To stay the ebbl And he hardened,
And ever the waves rolled on,
Till meadow and garden and hedgerows
could see them never a one.
For knew that my love was dying;
AT the turn of the tide he must go.
The soul may not leave its dwelling
Till betwixt the ebb and the flow.
And the people who all foclxed inland,
They called 1t great springtide,
And listened and joined in their sorrow,
But knew in my heart that 1 lied.
And my love as he watched the waters
Sighed YEARLY for his rest.
Then prayed once more to our Father,
For saw that his will was best.
As tho sea went slowly backward
The spirit Of one who had died
Was borne on the waste of waters,
For the soul must go with the tide.
Florence Peacock in London Academy.
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Naughty-nauRht or Nineteen Hundred,

The Buffalo Courier suggests that the
freshman class of next year be called
"the class of naughty -naught. d" We sus-
pect that the adjective naughty"
would hit the boys just about right. on
ly they would spell it bad; but the
substantive "naught" would find little
favor with them. "We shouldn' I be sur
prised." Gays the Rochester Post-Ex-
press, "if the college authorities simply
said nineteen hundred which con-
tains no more syllables than does nine
ty seven, and is even easier to say than
is sixty seven. New York Tribune.
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Lawful.

Crimsonbeak - Is pitching psnasas
considered gambling?
Yeast-Yes, / believe it is.
well, see New York dry goods
store has two cologne fountains as at
fractions"
Certainly"
"Wel, why do they allow them TO
throw M a scent?"-Yonkers States
man.
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Tho Land Of Liberty.

Travelled Guest (meaniDgly)-In Eu-
rope the custom Of tipping has been re-
duced to system-one-twentieth OF
the bill. Thus OIL check entities the,
waiter to cents.
Waiter--Yes, sab, but In this land o.
liberty, sab, every ge'men feels free to
CUB quarter, sab. New York Weekly.
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He Didn't Haft.

He was one Of those unruly young
sters who make the life Of O public
school teacher hard one. He was in
the primary grade. He came in one
morning with dirty hands and face.
The teacher looked at him severely.
"Johnnyp
"Yes'm."
"Have you washed your face and
hands this morningf"
"No'm."
"Why not2"
"None Of the folks is home, an /
don't haft to. "--Syracuse Post
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Putting It Nicely.

TaiIor-When you delivered Mr.. Slow
boys suit did you call his attention to
the fact that it was there when prom
Used?
Boy-Yes. sir.
Tailor-What did he say?
Boyle said he felt he never could
repay you for what you had done for
him. New York Sun.
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Laughter is day. and sobriety is
night; smile is the twilight that hoy
ers gently between both, more bewitch-
ing than either. H. W. Beecher.
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Scene 5--Hall. Enter wife.
Wife-Goodby, dear.
Enthusiastically.
Wife-Are You so very, very hungry?
Husband-Ne, not very.
Wife-You're not in good humor.
Husband--Yes, am.
Wife with melting eyes)-Then,
dear, will you let me have $22, 70 to pay
for my bonnet when it comes?
Husband-Yes, certainly. Take this
$50 and keep the change for pin money.
Exit husband. New York Times.
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Life is to be fortified by many friend
ships. To love and to be loved is the
greatest happiness of existence. sgd
ney Smith.
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Termagant was formerly quarrel
some person Of either sex, and only the
lack Of gallantry Of the men has limit
ed the word to its present Significance.
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HERE is A MODEL.
Husbands May Fashion Themselves After
This Approved style.


Husbands May Fashion Themselves After
This Approved Style.
Scene Front parlor. Enter hus-
band, trimming his cuffs with pair of
scissors.
Wife-Good morning, dear.
Husband-Good morning.
Wife-Do you wish anything?
Husband-No.
Exit husband.
Scene 2-Library. Enter husband
sewing button on his vest.
Wife-What are you doing, dearP
Misunderstanding.
Wife-Why, yes, you arel
Husband-No, I'm not
Exit husband.
Scene 8-Laundry. Husband washing
handkerchief. Enter wife.
Wife-Are you busy, my dearp
Husband--No.
Wife-Are you sure nowp
Husband-Positive.
Exit wife.
Scene 4-Breakfast room. Enter hus-
band.
Wife-Are you angry because break
fast isn't ready, love?
Husband-No.
Wife-Yes, you arei
Husband-No, I'm not.
Wife-But here comes your train, and
you will have to almost break your neck
to get it.
Exit husband.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-08-13
The Shirt Hernandez Wore.

The shirt worn by Bias Herman
dez, upon whom Francisco Mar
tinez made a murderous assault
with a knife, will be used as evil
dence in the trial. Martinez, who,
it is said, was drunk, kpew enough
to locate He-nandez's heart, for the
shirt shows he had been cut on the
left side. The cut is about
four inches long. The knife went
through the shirt, and also thick
pocket, and through the under.
shirt, slightly cutting the skin.
When Martinez was arrested he
was searched and no knife was
found on him at the city hall. He
was taken to the county Jail yester-
day morning, where Assistant
Jailer Earnest Castro searched him
again, and found large new pock-
ct knife in his shoe.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-08-13
A Murderer Hanged.

YORK, England, Aug. 13.-Robt.
Hudson, a young and highly ed
ucated man, who had run through
his own and his wife's fortunes,
was hanged here today for the
murder of his wife and child, on
Helmsby Moor, Yorkshire, in June
last. He decoyed his victims to
the moor, cut their throats and
shot them with a revolver, and
buried them on the moor. Before
he killed his wife Hudson had adj
vertised for another wife under
the name OF Huntry. The crime
was accidentally discovered by a
man who noticed the freshly turned
earth on the moor, investigated the
matter and dug up the bodies.
After being tracked for several
days Hudson was captured and
his trial and condemnation to
death followed. He died calmly.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-08-13
Spring Valley Committee.

CHICAGO, Aug. 13.-About one
thousand persons gathered in
Quinn chapel last night to hear the
report of the committee, appointed
last week to go to Spring Valley to
investigate the causes OF the recent
trouble. The Rev. j. NJ. Townsend,
G.. Parker and F. l.. Barnett, COM
posed the committee. F. l.. Bar
nett read the report. 1t related
the experiences of the committee
at Spring Valley, cited the opinion
that the labor question was fac
tor which helped to bring about
the untoward condition of affairs
which prevailed at that place, and
gave a general description OF the
riots, as told by many eye wit.
nesses. Committees were then an
nounced to carry out the PROPOSE
tions of the report, providing for a
vigorous prosecution of the rioters,
the raising of a relief fund and the
forming of a civic organization to
prepare for any emergency which
might arise affecting colored PEG.
pie in this state.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-08-13
Mind Reader on the Trail

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, Aug. 49,
Paul Alexander Johnston, the mind
reader, is here using his powers to
help find a missing boy, Geo. San
sanka, years old, who disappear
ed from his home near Lafayette
Park, st. Louis, June Is. The po-
lice were notified and every effort
was made to find him, but without
success.
Johnston says he has traced the
boy from st. Louis to this city. He
says he saw a mental picture of a
home in Indianapolis in which the
boy has been confined, and he has
come here to take up the trail. He
says the boy has been kidnapped
by a man who has already served a
term in states prison for kidnap-
ping and he thinks he may be able
to run him down. Johnston has
inquired into the Ida Gebhart case
and thinks that il he is successful
in his present quest, he may be able
to throw some light on the West
Indianapolis mystery.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-08-13
A New Invention.

OAKLAND, Cal, Aug. 13.-Charles
E. McDermott is perfecting an
electric submarine torpedo, inven-
ton OF DR.. Gross, which he says
will ultimately put an end to ma
rine warfare. With his torpedo he
says a few men could keep off the
combined navies of the world. The
torpedo will be completed within a
week. 1t will be taken to Goat
Island where a secret experiment
will be made. An old iron hulk is
to be floated and the torpedo will
be sent down below the surface Of
the water on it's GRAND of destruc-
ton. Mr.. McDermott is confident
that the new invention will in
stantly scatter and sink the hulk.
He says that no warship however so
strong and formidable can survive
the shock from his torpedo.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-08-13
A Farmer Who Shoots.

MIDDLETowN, N. Y, Aug. 49,
Three foreigners having three
trained bears loitered around
Farmer James McComb's place a
mile from Summittsville yester-
day. At dark McComb ordered
them away. They refused to 60,
when, procuring shotgun, Nc
Comb sent two charges into the
party. Two received bullets in the
lower abdomen; one died before
reaching Summittsville, and one
other is dying, while the third is
not seriously injured. Farmer Nc
Comb gave himself up.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-08-13
Col. Henry L. Abbott to. Retire.

WASHINGTON, Aug. 13.-There is
much speculation as to who, will
become the president OF the Board
of .Ordnance and Notifications
when Col. Henry l.. Abbott goes
on the retired list today. The po-
sition of president Of this board is
a desirable one, and the impression
prevails among many that Colonel
George l.. Gillespie, Of the engineer
corps, will get the billet. With Col.
Abbott's retirement there will be
only an even half hundred left on
active duty who were commits
stoned officers in the regular SER
vice when the civil war opened, or
when the bonn bardment of Fort
Sumter began on April II, 1861.
The half-hundred mark will be
broken only two months later,
when Northumberland Schofield
retires to the list Of the "innoucu-
GUS desuetudes."
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-08-13
Georgetown Court Report.

GEORGETOWN, Texas, Aug. TO-
(SpecisD-During the criminal
term OF this court there were six.
teen convictions and three acquit-
tails, all of the latter white men.
or those convicted seven were
white and nine Negroes. Three,
two Negroes and one white, were
given the death penalty, seven
were sent to the peniten tiary, two
were put iu Jail and four were fined.
Four cases were dismissed, sixteen
were continued, one bond forfeited
and one new trial granted. Judge
Brooks and District Attorney Bur-
Lesson did their work we'll.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-08-13
The Jockey Will Not Retire.

NEW YORK, Aug. 13.-At a meet
ing of the Stewards Of the Jockey
club the following resolution was
adopted:
Resolved, that in the matter OF
the suspension Of Jockey Welch,
which case was referred to the
Stewards of the Jockey club by the
Stewards of the Brighton Beach
Racing association, the Stewards
of the Jockey club decide there Is
not sufficient evidence presented to
justify a suspension and as no
claim for disqualification OF win
ming horse on account OF foul rid
ing has been made, the Stewards
do not deem it necessary to take
any further action.
Jockey Welch was suspended at
Brighton Beach, August 6, for in
terferring with Gutta Percha and
Captain Town, going to the front
with Utline.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-08-13
Made an End of the Gang.

FRoNTERAs, Sonora, Mex, Aug.
12.-Six weeks ago the messenger
Of Col. John Weirs was killed by a
gang of high-waymen and robbed
Of $4,000. Since then the Mexican
authorities have kept up an un-
relenting chase after the robbers
whom they captured last week.
Seventeen Of the numb Der, who were
directly concerned in the affair,
have been convicted and shot.
Forty others, among them an
American named Eribolet, who be-
longs to or sympathized with the
gang of robbers have been i'm
pressed into the Mexican army.
The entire band of robbers who
have infested that region have now
all been shot, or are under arrest.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-08-13
Tammany Perfects Organization.

New YORK, Aug. 13.-Tammany
Hall held a meeting last night at
which the temporary organization
recently formed was made perma-
nent. Henry d. Purner was chair
man of the committee on organi-
cation and ex-police commissioner,
Jas. j. Martin, chairman Of the ex-
ecutive committee. This gives the
control Of the organization to the
old element.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-08-13
Phil. Sheridan Post Inspected.

GEoRGETowN, Aug. l3.--(Special)
Gen. w. w. Bostwick, depart
ment commander Of the Texas
G. A. R., accompanied by his staff,
Col. E. Il. Whiteman, A. A.G., F.
Keitzman and Col. A. G. Bigger, A.
d. O., inspected Phil. Sheridan
Post at Odd Fellows hall yester-
day morning. There were but
few members present. Several ex-
confederates called during the
meeting and met the gentlemen.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-08-13
Product of Gold and Silver.

DENVER, Aug. 13.-The Rocky
Mountain News says today, edi-
torially: Leading authorities
state that the product ratio of this
year between silver and gold will
be sixteen ounces of the one, to one
ounce of the other. We have every
reason to believe that this esti-
mate is correct, and that the silver
bonanza may safely be dropped in
all future discussions of the finan-
cial problem. 1t has had its day."
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-08-13
ARMY NEWS.

REPORTED SPECIALLY FoR The LIGHT
Dress parade will take place this
evening on the upper post parade
grounds at Z o'clock.
Sergeant Jones, of troop F,
Seventh cavalry,'is very nearly re-
lated to Sam Jones the, great
evangelist.
Sergeant Pagan, whose trial and
sentence were mentioned yester-
day, has been in the army twenty
seven years.
There is cavalry drill from 1880
to $3.50 each morning, Captain
Bee, Seventh cavalry, being squad
commander.
DR.. Maus leaves this week on a
two months leave Of absence. He
will return accompanied by his
family, now visiting in the north.
Lieutenant O'Brien, U. S. army,
who has been on duty in japan as
military attache during the late
war, has returned and report
ed at Washington. He has been
ordered to rejoin his proper sta
ton.
Battery Saddler j. Weiss was
discharged from the service on the
expiration of his term, and imme
diately reenlisted in the same or
ganization. He Is now engaged
with several friends in shrinking
his new blanket.
The posts at which general pris-
oners serve their sentences are for
tunate in not having much fatigue
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-08-13

duty for the troops in garrison, the
prisoners doing it all. AS con-
sequence this garrison is looking
better and the troops contine them
selves to strictly military duties.
Peters, who at one time served
in troop g, Fifth cavalry, and who
later was employed by Captain
NOW Major Hall, whom he ac-
companied to Washington when
the Major received his promotion,
com mitted suicide in that city last
week by shooting himself in the
head with a pistol.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1895-08-13
Murder. Fire and ButcherY.

CoNsTANTINoPLE, Aug. 13.-The
Vail Of Salonica telegraphs that a
Bulgarian band numbering about
1000 men, has attacked the village
Of Janakli, in the district OF Kird-
jala and burned 102 houses. The
Armenians are also said to have
killed twenty-five OF the inhabi-
tants Of Janakli.