Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1895-08-29
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-Chollys.H How would y0u-as
like to own little puppy Minnl
Moneyful4s Miss NJ This = 30 sud-.
den, Mr.. SoftleiRh Philadeiphias
Record
-Mistress-ss Why ere you going 10
leave?r Cook-ssWeIl. yer daughter
has 80 many dudes a-ca1lln' on err
ON a-feared people1l t'ink Some Of
Thin = a-cAllin' on ma "-PhilAdelphtA
Record.
Clerk That gentleman you sold
: bottle Of hair dye TO three weeks agol
was here aRain to-day. Druggist
WAS he after another bottle?" MOI
sir. He wanted TO know Il we kept
wigs. Life.
-ChnnRed His Location--s.Isee Mrs.t
Attire has had her late husbands like
ness set in miniature, and wears him
under her chin s.H'm! She wore him
under her thumb when he was alive.
Detroit Free Press /
Sir said the indignant alder
man. ARE you not aware that were
to vote for your measure. would b
exposed to the condemnation Of al tho
good citizens IN my ward? And that
sort of thing he added. lowering his
voice. comes pretty high, you know.
Indianapolis Journal
"A Drawing Card How in tho
world do you expect to get guests
enough at your summer resort hotel?'
That's all right" said the landlard.l
brislxly. You wait till you've seen
my advertisement announcing that
half the hotel is reserved for bachelor
guests. Chicago Record.
Didn't Phase Him. SO you think
you can stand the arduous duties Of
the variety actor? You know in our
play we find occasion to throw you
down thirty-foot flight of stairs into
q barrel of rain-water." ST think I
can stand it." said the hungry man.
81 was tax-collector for three years"
NO Cause To-Mrs Bizkit-..My
husband never refers to his mothers
with mine" Mrs. Cookzer-"That's
strange. isn't it?' Mrs. Bizkit-''Not
to me. You see. his mother used to
keep the clearinghouse / was stop
ping at when married him. "-Rox-
bury Gazette.
III shall not see you again. my
dear, for some time. am going ON
the continent for q couple of months. "
'sIndeedl Does your husband go with
you?" mo. Business matters neces-
states his staying in town. And
doesn't object to your going away and
leaving him behind aloneY" s'Not in
the least" ''Then il you take my adj
vice, as married woman who has had
more experience than you have. you
will stay at home. Judy.
First Athenian Student-sT won
der how Socrates ever happened to
marry that shrewish Xanthippe, any
how?" Second Athenian Student
'.Well, I'll tell you what heard. You
see, the old gentleman IL 80 absent
minded-always has his head full Of
the mysteries 81 the universe, and s0
on-that when he made mp his mind to
propose, he called ON the wrong girl,
and didn't find out his mistake until it
was too late. "-Harper's Bazaar.
The Pogonip The following sx-
PLANTATION is given of the remarkable
condition expressed by the word
pogonip: This Is said to be . name
given by the mountaineers of Nevada
to sort of frozen fog that appears
sometimes in winter, even ON the clear
est and brightest days. In an instant
the air is filled with floating needles Of
ice. To breathe the pogonip Is death
to the lunga When it comes Indians
as well as whites rush to shelter. It
appears to be caused by the sudden
freezing in the air OF the moisture
which collects about the submits Of
the high peaks"