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The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03

DeHamme-That baseball player
you took on last week any good?
Barnes Tormer-Yes. indeed. He
catches every egg that is thrown at us.
indianapolis Journal.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03
At the Literary Club.

Dilson-How did you like my last
book?
Kicks-Well. no one can complain
that ii is dry reading.
Dilson-Ah. thanks. What leads you
TO that conclusion:
KickS-The hero is drunk in every
other chapter. and whom he isn't I'm
sure the author must he.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03
when Ones Wife il Away.

Mrs. DOrcas-When you returnei
from the country | suppose you found
the place all upset. It's always that
way when a man is left L keep house.
Mrs. CObwigger-Yes. my dear: the
litter was terrible. The only place
that was cleaned up was the wine Gel
lar-Julrp.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03
Sen of Flame.

Appleton. Wis, Sept. q. - Last
nights gale famed the big swamp
fire into a sea of fame and swept
away a strip of timber a mile and a
half lone and q mile wide.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03
On the side street

Harlem-How are things with you,
old man?
Kilby-Dull. thank heaven?
Harlem-Why so?
Kilby-The duller things are with
me the better. I'm q scissor grinder.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03
Veterans Received.

Rome. Sept. -. King Humbert,
Queen Marguerite and the members
Of the Italian ministry reviewed a
procession today of veterans Of the
war of 1870, bearing flags and decora'
tons.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03
MEDECOs AND LAWYERS
A"c Hcceht Convention I'm New York
an ImpOrfnnt One

New York, Sept. 25.-Great interest
vas SHOWN in the proceedings of the
recent meeting of the International
Medico.Legal congress in New York
city. Many Of the greatest LAWYERS
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03
4 Morning Scare

Mrs. Bings Shaking her sleeping
Observation-Disclosures up. quick. Some
thing is wrong. I'm afraid The house
is on fire.
Mr.. Bings-Eh? What?
Mrs. Bings-SOmething is wrong. 1t
is only 6 o'clock, and the Sirl is UP
and down stairs.-New York Weekly.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03
hiking in boston

Boston. Sept. 25.-The temperature
in this city to-day equalled that Of
the warmest day of the year. and vas
higher than any day in September for
ten ears.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03
What She Could Do,

Listen, Charlotte. | am going to
give a supper and a dance. Now, you
will have to show what you can do.
so as to keep up the credit of my es-
Enlistment"
CoOk-With pleasure. ma'am: but 1
can only dance the VOLT and polka.
You will have to eXcuS me from the
quadrilles.-BOStOn Home Journal.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03

Watts-Does your wife ever object.
TO your poker playing?
Potts-Oh, not violently. All she
asks of me is that | will start for home
as soon as l find myself a good win
ner.--lndianapolis Journal.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03
LED GIRLS ASTRAY.
SERIOUS CHARGE AGAINST A MIL
MAUkEE

IL Is Alleged That He fought Girl,
the Morphine Habit, Getting Com
pIete Control over Them and
Driving Them to Lives of shame.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03

1t Is So ca HindercOrnS
that we wonder so many will endure them. Get
Hindercorns and see how nicely IL takes them of.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03

an Fitss stopped freely pr. Eline'sG Great
Nerve Restorer. NutiIsafter tine hrsL gay \ use.
Marvellous cures. Treatise and So tTial tottlr IRE, e.
hi cases. SEND TO Dr. Kline. 93l ArGu 81, lulia., la.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03

The fair RosamOnd was an English
blonde, with fair hair and blue or light
gray eyes.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03

After physicians had given me M, | was
saved by PisO's ~Cure.-Ralph Erieg, VIII
Transport, Pa, Nov. -, 1898.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03
II the Baby Is Cutting Teeth.
WifeIy ~SoIicitude

Be sure and use that old and well-tried remedy, MRS
WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teething.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03
Goes Cough BaIsan

Is the oldest and best. Ii viii break up a Cold quicker
than anything ehe. 1t is always reliable. Try It,
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03
"Hanson,s Magic Corn Salve."
A Valuable Member

Warranted TO cure or money refunded. ASK you
druggist for it. Price Is cents.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03
There IL Measure and profit

and no small satisfaction in ahating tToublesom1
and painful ills by using Parxe'r Ginger Tonic
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03

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useit co
Il he q
< Ii than.
Is msi
|terials 4,
brA
|eriOriTl
ners 81 u
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03

H.
Montana,
b Of bur.
one year
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03

secreta!
the secrs
FOLLOWING
Hing due
900; Chi.
Ill.,, $3.50.
Nfilwap
|675,W.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03

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|;irtss 4
est day
he time.
he shadt
land tht
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The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03

Eleven
listed %,
Jack upon
EeatT Tar.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03

ACK.
1 and LII.
little gin
F,eaderville
saw;
rom school
In meet him
King dow
Iron 'front.', and
|iight for,.
4 could b.
i" on tbI
her MI
crushed
PISSED over|
: within a
ccident o.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03

2 to SCI
dare 4
of that
.lch rlsS
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03

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idle o.
red II;
loan o.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1895-10-03

lther Min.
| away in
who died
|l3 Fourth
n at Tam.
ime TO St.
CONTRACTOR
Il city BAIL
lVersity. |
Graham guardian., 1895-03-23
THE VOLUME OF MONEY.

One Of the favorite stock argu-
ments of journals which have only
a dangerous smattering on the sub
ject of money, but which feel call
ed upon to denounce all practical
means ofrehabilitating silver,is that
there is plenty ofcurrency. These
dispensers of gold bug doctrine tell
us that the demand for the free
coinage of silver is humbug, and
that we must not drive gold out of
circulation with the threat of silver
though, in fact, gold is driven out
of circulation by the single stand
ard gold policy. Silver is the
money Of the country and gold is
practically q commodity held by
usurers for the purpose of preying
on the necessities of the govern
ment-necessities created by mis-
taken policy of the Government it
self. The money that is locked up
in the hands of the affiuent, and in
accessible to those who are in debt
and have been crippled by the gen
eral depression. Money in the
bank vault does not help the COM
munity. Money among the peo-
pie is needed to help out of the
pinch. The population of the
country is increasing at a tremen-
dous rate, and under normal con-
ditions there will be like increase
in labor and business and a press
ing need for more of that which
is used as a medium of exchange of
values. Even five should admit
that there is enough of what is or
dinarily called money for the bus
mess Of the country, there is still
a most pressing necessity for the
free and unlimited coinage of sill
yer and for the release of gold
from the thralldom in which it is
held through the monometallic pol
icy.
Graham guardian., 1895-03-23
A New Party.
icy

The constant readers of The En-
q,iirer will bear witness that it has
constantly and persistently advo-
Gated the doctrines of the Bimetal-
lie League, and recognizes this
supreme issue to be between the
gold standard, gold bonds and
bank currency on the one side and
the bimetallic standard no bonds
and Government currency on the
other. We do not believe that
permanent prosperity will ever
come to this country until silver is
recognized as constitutional
money on a parity with gold, nor
until all bank issues of currency
are suppressed and the function of
supplying the paper currency is
reclaimed and exercised by the
general Government.
If satisfied that the organization
of a new party was the quickest
and best way of attaining the pro-
posed results we would welcome
the coming of new candidate for
popular favor. The history of in
dependent political organizations
based upon single idea, does not
furnish any instances of success.
There can be no mistaking the
fact that the doctrines advocated
are distinctly democratic, and are
in harmony with the traditionr of
the party ofJEFFERsoN and JACKSON.
The friend of the full remonetiza-
ton of silvar has no occasion to
read himself out of the Democratic
party. He should unite with
others who are like minded to re-
claim the organization from the
control of traitors. We believe
that a majority in both the old
parties are in favor of the unlimited
coinage of silver, but it will be i'm
possible to get them to abandon
their party organization. If we
are right in this conclusion the BIZ
metallic League will delay instead
of hasten the legislation which we
so heartily approve and desire.
While we are very confident that
this new party will not attract to
itself any very large following it
may have an influence in shaping
the silver policy of the older part
ies.-Cm. Enquirer.
Graham guardian., 1895-03-23
Helena Boys Essay On Pants.

A boy in the Helena schools has
been suspended for reading the fol-
lowing essay: "Pants are made
for men and not men for pants.
When man pants for woman
and woman pants for a man,
then it is pair of pants. Such
pants can't last. Pants are like
molasses, they are thinner in hot
weather and thicker in cold. The
man in the moon changes his pants
during the eclipse. Don't you go
to the pantry for pants, you might
be mistaken. Men are often mis-
taken in pants, and such mistakes
make breeches of promise. There
is much discussion whether pants
is singular or plural. When man
wears pants they are plural, and
when they don't wear pants tits
e,nr ,larv v
Graham guardian., 1895-03-23
HE WRIT OFTEN.

rancis ]. Heney has written a
er. In fact Francis ]. Heney
-itten seversl letters, but un-
= ~Aildless eastern gentleman
~ed se,' to California and re-
e e years, and on COM
igame found his wife the mother
nd-cral children, and who ex-
aimed the circumstance to his
wing "writ often" Heney's let
,rs have born no such fruit. His
stest effusion is in the Los Angles
'eMw Of Sunday last, and is q
ade against the newspaper men
Arizona, This whllom Attor-
General of Arizona has griev-
,e and he proposes that our peo-
shall know what manner of
nour bland and child-like ed
rs are. He shows that under a
m exterior they hide a black
dviffianous heart. Their fingers
70 long and sinewy, and their
ands are at all times deep into
he public treasury. They would
Ill wear diamonds as big as coal
suttles were they not afraid the
eople would get onto their pirat-
R--me+hods. No doubt they
'uld keep up this plundering of
public treasury but for the
ely discovery of this ex-attorney
eerai, who after two years in
,fice, made the discovery that the
previous administration had got its
fins on $4,000 illegally. He did
not thinkit good policy to COM
III "a
ace an action for the recovery of
IS money as it could be used as a
,at coup in the fall elections.
was used but the coup did not
TO-, The deep eyed Williams
got the $4,000; the editors
iving deeper and deeper into
eareasury, and Francis j. Heney,
nee Attorney General of Arizona,
Attorney General no more, is
Eng letters.-Mohare Miner.
Graham guardian., 1895-03-23

The outlook for silver seems to
grow brighter. The stand taken
by Germany has encouraged the
friends of the white metal, and
even in the eastern part of our own
country, the seat of goldbugism,
new friends are flocking to the
standard. 1t is recognized to be
more than probabl@that the inter-
national conference will result in
the adoption of a bimetallic stand
ard by Germany, France and the
United States, at least.---Mesa Free
Press.
Graham guardian., 1895-03-23

Since a large quantity of seed
and labor are required to produce
a crop ofpotatoes, says the Country
Gentleman, much pains should be
taken to prepare the ground and
cultivate it, before and after the
potatoes have grown, in the best
manner possible.
The potato is deep-rooted plant
and therefore, the ground should
be prepared deeply. The tubes are
formed above the seed. These two
points should always be kept prom
inently in mind.
1t also loves moist, cool soil.
This indicates that conservation OF
moisture and shade should be Sc
cured by culture. The ground
should not only be thoroughly and
deeply plowed, but made fine.
A most satisfactory way, where
the ground is open, is to furrow
deeply with double moldboard
Cover the potatoes by reversing
the furrows. After the potatoes
have started scantling or light
piece of timber may be chained
crossNise near the front of the har
row, and two rows may be planed
down,
In aNfew days the potatoes will
be up and will be entirely free from
weeds. This double plowing and
fining and depositing of the clods
and stones in the middle of the
rows resSilt not only in putting the
ground IN superior condition but
in saxaag very large amount Of
after culture.
ThcTmost satistnc' NV 4 that
we b zen by
Graham guardian., 1895-03-23

Of the regis tered voters of Chi
cago 1929 reported themselves
as native born and 81 l,699 as nat.
uraiiIed cetizens. wonder
Ehicagoans get nery aetimes.
Graham guardian., 1895-03-23
SENATOR CALLS INFLUENCE,

Iovcrheard Southerner speak of
enator Wilkinson Gail as "that
1-iasd Fiorida cracker" Yes
ix.iy / asked another Florida
cracker to what he attrib uted
salPs popularity.
"Popularity?" he said, looking
surprised. "He aint got any that
know of-that is, not in Florida,
among the best people,"
How does he manage to hold
MS Senatorship?" inqnired.
-Oh! WE'LL" he laughed, "Call
mt the fool some folks say he is.
+ knows his game. He's one of
licsc slouch-hat, ragged-breeches
poIiticians. He travels through the
pinev woods and sand-banks with
mis- shirt, tail out of his breeches
and his hair on top of his hat, shakes
hands with all the farmers and alb
as people who wear good clothes
',rbjes.
lie beats any man in the world
sorking the mending racket.
When he stays all night at a farm
Z house he says to the host at
snagged my pants this
hey look sorter shah
'ze 'em in to your
Ito mend EN-?
n, over
ling a
grs,
Fest
rip
the
lei
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-01-31
FAILING PRICES.

Did you ever follow out the effects of
contraction and watch prices settle
down? If not, now is an excellent
time to note the workings of this subtle
and yet most destructive of all economic
forces. Where tine fall in prices is due
to increased production the amount sold
makes up for the loss in price and society
has the advantage of abundance; where
THE fall in prices comes from improved
duction society is the gamer; where the
fail in prices is caused by the destruc-
ton of a monopoly or the withdrawal Of
a privilege society also receives the adj
vantage, but where the fall in prices is
general and due to the rise in the value
of the money used to measure con1mo-
dities, the result is disastrous to all eN-
cept those who own money or contracts
payable in money. Where the apprecIa-
ton of the dollar is very gradual it can
be partially overcome by greater indus
try ON the part of the masses and by
the. exercise of greater economy, but
when the rise in the money standard be-
comes rapid bankruptcy becomes the rule
and only Those who escape have special
thrift or special advantages. The pri-
! mary money of the world is always on
most of other things obtains the money
! If the money decreases in proportion to
| the demand for it the bidding becomes
more brisk and the price of each dollar
rises; that is, a dollar is knocked off tC
| someone who is willing to give more OF
corn, or of cotton or of some other pro-
duct than was formerly bid for the dol
| 20 bid more of his produce than formerly
to obtain the dollar must readjust his
| expenditures to the new condition
| Omaha WOrld-Herdld.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-01-31
THE DELAY IN THE CASE.

There is more delay in the case be-
fore the court TO define the powers of
the Utah Commission as to canvassing
election returns. Let it be understood
that it is not caused by the majority
of the Commission or by their attor-
neys. 1t is counsel on the Republi-
can side that are not ready. so a post
ponement had to be made.
1t would be just like the paper which
has helped to create other delays, to
charge this obstruction to the Demo
cratic party. After throwing every
possible obstacle in the way Of a full
canvass of the returns and votes where
necessary, that paper and its friends
turned round and howled about the de-
lay.
1t seems as though they were deter.
mined to stave off the Constitutional
Convention, if possible. 1t is known
that a number of prominent RepubE'
cans would rejoice if statehood were
deferred. And it is also known thai
many others of the same party would
tshout with gladness if Utah could bt
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-01-31
THE SALT LAKE HERALD. THURSDAY. JANUARY 81 1895.

Quartro, Nuavis, Colorow, George
Bent and Dave Root, their families and
the few ponies and sheep they own, less
than $50 ponies and possibly 300 sheep
and goats. The entire affair was con-
cocted by Mormons and cowboys, who
Jointly hold near three million acres of
the public domain by fencing springs
and water holes"
1t will be remembered that Day pre-
tended he had removed all the Utes
back to their reservation and required,
as he said, "only a thousand dollors"
for expenses. In the same report from
which the above was clipped, is the fol-
lowing:
1.-THE returning Indians were headed
by Ignacio and it was hard trip on
the little ones and herds, and there was
no forage other than sage brush and
the mud was deep and weather divided
| between rain and snow. Chief lgnacio
was greatly excited over the reports
sent out by Mormons and cowboys, and
declared all were liars from President
| Hammond down He declared false all
stories as to depredations and cited the
humber of sheep and goat pelts sold as
evidence that they were living upon
their own herds as they had been do
| ing every winter.
| ALCef all tnat the proofs are positive
that there are now in southeastern
Utah hundreds more Utes and their ami
mails than Day pretended had come into
this territory. The Official report of
Captains GiHbs and Cannon says:
| We found in all SO lodges Of Southern
Ute Indians and IS lodges Of so-called
renegades, also one lodge of Uintah
lUtes and of Navahoes. We counted,
and in the foregoing report have en-
deavored to describe the location Of 23S
Southern Ute Indians, with 1,779 ponies
and 1,225 sheep and goats; also 126 So
called renegades, with 152 ponies and &C
sheep.
This, with the proofs that Day has
been supplying some of these Indians
with food and forage on Utah soil
Shows that his stories are false and
that he is unfit to be entrusted with
the agency which he holds. Governor
West has by this time received the par.
ticulars forwarded to him, and if he
does not make things warm for Day
at the Interior Department it will bt
because it was very cold day. fol
the Governor. Day is no more fit fol
Indian agent than he is for a news
paper editor.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-01-31
DAY AND THE UTE INVADERS.

1t is very clear that Indian Agent
David Day has diligently and de,fber-
ately sought to deceive the Government,
the public and the Indians as to the
Ute invasion and also to libel and
abuse the Governor of Utah and a
number of honorable people. The thor
ough manner in which Captains Cannon
and Gibbs investigated the condition of
affairs in southeastern Utah, puts that
fact beyond all question.
After the detailed and very interest
ing report they have made of their
journey and it's results, it is amusing
to turn back to the account which Day
gave to the press of what he called the
''fzzle" Of the inquiry instituted by
Governor West and the military Off
GERS. He not only published falsehoods
in his paper, the Durango Herald, but
telegraphed them to Denver papers
from which we make the following ex-
tracts dated December "a, 1894:
THE party has been out seventeen
days, six days and part of three nights
being in the saddle in snow, mud and
rain. The party secuted the Indian val
ley approaches, crossed Dry valley from
Church Rock to Indian Springs and
north from Carlisle's ranch to the Lis
bon valley trail. They located ffftear
lodges of renegade Indians at the heat
of Dry valley and found that but clever
lodges had gone toward Dry Valley
and but two, Chief Mariani and one
other, had halted between the Colorado
/ line and Monticello, Utah. There were
but nineteen male Indians from tn,
Southern Ute tribes in Utah, exclusive
of Benoa and Mancos Jim who claim
| the county by right of prior location
! The eleven tepees were trailed over tn,
cliffs and rocks into the valley and on
of it through snow and mud by wa,
of Piute Springs into the sheltered can
yons leading to the reserve, and al
We're in Colorado Saturday.
1.-The Indians had not made a threa
or committed depredations beyond Kill
ling one calf. With Chief Ignacio wer
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-01-31

The popes edict against certain of
the secret societies has stirred up the
knights of Pythias in Oregon, many
OF whom are members Of the Catholic
church. Being confronted with the
"predicament," a majority of them
have decided TO pay no attention to
ahe pope's commands. In Spokane,
Wash, the statement has been authori.
4atively made that all Catholics in the
see of Washington, who are at present
members Of the knights of Pythias or
Odd Fellows are not to be debarred
from partalzing of the sacraments of
the church by reason Of their member.
ship in those orders.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-01-31

The lecture to be delivered by Mr..
Warde at he Theatre today, ought to
attract a very large and intellectual
audience. Those who heard the dis
tinguished actor when he Iectured here
!,r re, viii be sure to desire to hear
ain again. And the object for which
the Entertainment is devised viii be
an inducement to others to attend.
shakespeare from an actors point OF
view, forms q. subject suited to Mr..
Warde's profession and talents, and
the ladies of st. AIMS orphanage and
Aid Society have shown both wisdom
and taste in securing the gentleman's
zsIp to procure funds for their worthy
charity,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-01-31
The Danger Comes

In cases of typhoid fever, diphtheria and other
wasting diseases, when the patient has been
reduced in flesh, and strength, and begins the
toilsome climb to health. Here Hoods SarSa-
parilla finds it's place. 1t enriches the blood,
strengthens the nerves, gives tone to the di-
gestive organs, and builds up the whole system.
Hoods Pills are the Best after-dinner pills,
assist digestion, cure headache. Csc. box.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-01-31

kept out of the Union until admitted
under Republican auspices.
In spite of all the peculiar tactics
which have ben used. we hope that
the case will be soon submitted and
promptly decided by the Supreme
Court. In any event, the delay cannot
fairly be charged to the Democrats.