The DeLamar nugget. [volume] (DeLamar, Idaho) 1891-1900, 1895-03-09
Cyclone.

Mr.. Editor: 1 received an invita-.
ton from Doc. Harris and Mr.. william
Rhodda, Pres. and vice Pres, of the
Cyclone, Meteorological, Bimatalical
and Polytechnical society of Muir city
earnestly desiring my presence at their
next meeting held in Bunk hall. II
any mans heart beat with pleasure
mine did at being recognized by these
two distinguished gentlemen. So, on
the eve of Feb. 10Th, 1 walked to the
depot of the great gravity cable R. R.
and bought ticket for Muir city. The
ticket agent eyed me very inquisitivelv,
thinking that he would like to known
who was. gave him one of my cards,
he glanced over it; suddenly bis ewes
frightened. What exclaimed he.
have the honor of talking to Mart
Mons? I told him be had that honor.
May |, mayI, he cried, holding out his
hand for me to shake. said he NAV
and he gave me the shake. He said. I
will place at your service Mr.. Sonny
Rowe's private car. So giving orders to
the conductor, Dick Thomas, he was
about to touch the button. Hold
on, cried. May have the pleasure of
knowing your name. Certainly, he
said, Archie Jordan. An old song en-
titled, did she call you Archie,v
flashed through my brain, and began
to sing, Did she call you Archie. What
a change came over his face his eyes
bazsd hercer than the arc lights of our
city. STOPPING, he picked up a long
handled shovel and hurled it at my
head, but the car starting at the time,
saved me from being hurt. So 1 sent
back soft insinuating laugh, ha, ha,
pa, Did she call you Archie?
In short time arrived az the Muir {
'ity depot and was there met by deli
,ation of the prominent citizens of the
own who conducted me to the recep- t
ion room of the Sotheren hotel, there t
icing made acquainted with John G. q
'homas, a wealthy cattle man, Mr.. /
has Uren, the silver toned vocalist |
Or. James Joyce, worker in iron and i
teel; William Hancock, rock mechanic; t
theodore Buckle, master of the stud 4
rank Jollie, subterraneons excavator. v
nd host of others. We then crossed 81
ne street and entered Bunk hall. The N
leeting was called to order by VIM. Ia
hodda, who stated that the subject of IL
iscourse that night was indeed
lightly one, that it required close at A
ntion to its details, for details consti-
tie whole. The subject is Cyclones,
I'd we expect every member to exert
'ery faculty here tonight.
l call on Mr.. John C. Thomas to set ID
e ball rolling, but don't let it roll
'wn to DeLamar, for the DeLamar m
ople can tell good thing when they
ID it. They will take it to Billey in
Irkle and exchange it for a drink and Gil
lickle, for Billey is looking for some
ing unique to wear as a charm on his IL,
Itch chain. Now see here, Ed Woods, w
u need not look up Uncle Dick. Mr..
hn G. Thomas then addressed the
citing as follows: Mr.. President.
ur advice is good; we will keep the
iere rolling among ourselves. GEN be
men. This meeting impresses me mo
p deeply. When see before me 6
9 assembly of men of intellect, feel q
t must strain every mental faculty bn,
produce an original idea. My ex- q
fence is that Cyclones are numerous, Won
certain and mysterious in their ac- inst
IS. That which is cyclone to some M?
out gentle zepher to other. Not "
: ago whilst wandering in the gu "
los of DeLamar, | was struck by ma,
one aud carried through oblivious thai
'e for "a hours. had lost day,
cannot account for these strange A
ks in nature. have no more to tim,
at present. trici
DC Harris was the next, who stated, else,
, like his colleague, he thought
g we're several kinds of cyclones Ca
re are musical cyclones, and they ship
divided and subdivided. The SUBJ whic
'ions are 10 cent cyclones, yet per- in