The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1895-12-12
Candies half price. next week N
T. Dundore.

T. Dundore.
VIM. Dreese Of Beavertown i,
spoken Of candidate for Count.
Commissioner. \
Ayers Sarsaparilla is perfec.
cure for scrofula, that dreaded taini
in the human system.
Inanother column we print what
purports to be q pension act that, II
seems, very few people know any
thing about.
II your lung trouble is Of scroful-
Gus origin, Ayers Sarsaparilla will
cure you.
We publish the Roll OF Honor in
this issue. Our thanks are due to
those who have paid their bills. We
would as willingly thank others il
they give us the opportunity.
The firm of Aucker & Knights at
Port Treverton are accommodating
business men and residents in that
locality can depend upon getting the
very best goods at the lowest rates.
The fellow who picked up the
wrong hat in the witness room of
the court house last Friday morning
can have his own by calling at this
office.
Wesley Herman of Kratzeryille,
the constable of jackson township,
called at this office on Monday. He
wishes our readers to know that he
will auctionoer sales for any persons
desiring his services. If you need
some one, write or coll upon him.
One OF our exchanges says q Cen
terville woman has invented a snore
diverter. 1t is composed of hood
and section of flexible pipe. When
her husband snores the hood is low
cred over his head and the pipe con-
ducts the sound to the cellar. There
hasn't been a rat in the cellar Ssdcc
the diverter was put in operation.
CHRISTMAS Is CLOSE AT HAND Wv
can please you in price and quality
and fully guarantee our goods. Sol
id gold rings 35c. up, elegant cuff
and sleeve buttons, splendid assort-
ment of watch chains to select from
at prices that will surprise you,
watches for all classes. Good as
sortment Of plain, chased, band,
(solid), and set rings, solid spectacles
as well as the cheaper grade. Call in
and see. G. o. MoYER 4 Co.
"MIsTAKEN Souls VINO DREAM OF
BLISS. The following marriage IL
censes have been granted since our
last publication
sc. Nelson App, Selinsgrove,
lNettie NJ. Yoder, Globe Mills.
I Chas. A. Wagner, Crossgrove,
| Amanda j. Romig, Lowell.
ICharles q. Rose, Oriental,
(Susan A. Snyder, Shade.
SAbraham LAWYER, Washington T.,
Ida j. Zechman,
III. $. Spigelmeyer, Mcclure,
lClara Strorb. Middlecreek Twp.
Samuel O. Kuhns, Penns Creek,
Kate Brundage, " ="
A wheelman came into Middleburg
from Paxtonville a few days ago and
related that as he was riding along
the road he noticed II buggy ap-
preaching him in the distance. 1t
looked as though man was sitting
in the buggy with his head partly
covered with cape. AS the wheel
man approached the horse and bug
gy the driver made no effort to turn
out. The wheelman yelled and all
was plain. 1t was young fellow
with his best girl and she had both
arms around her fellows neck.
Congressman NJ. w. Howard, the
Populist from Alabama, who lectur-
ed mt our Teachers Institute last
week, it seems is getting into hot
water. In his book, "If Christ came
to Congress" he villifed brother
congressman from Tennessee, who is
now in Washington city, and threat
ems to shoot Howard on sight. AS
the gentleman from Tennessee has
never been known to break his word,
and is considered very neat in his
"gun play" some target practice will
possibly soon be indulged in. As
several congressman from the South
have also been severely reflected up
on by Howard, the latter promises
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