The daily morning journal and courier., 1895-06-25

| ple, the CeleDTdleu IldHdBeT8 1b lneI'
 anyone in this ampitheater unac
 qualnted with him? The papers art
 continually sounding his praises ant
 I cannot do better than quote from {
 recent article: Gable is pre-emnently
 a shrewd business man, but as gen
 erous and warm hearted as the mid
 summer. He may be said to be tht
 first manager in years to finish the
 season without more enemies thar
 friends In the university. Able Mir Cable, would-be funny man called hin after the football season, and the hu
 morist says that he has had no cause
 to take it back. If MT. Cables dignity can sufficiently unbend We should be
 glad to hear him whistle.
 A second financial genius Is Laniei
 Mckee, lately dubbed baseball Mac
 typical jolly college student Tact | full, talented, debonair, he shines in | Washington as the best dressed man
 about town. He's a Record editor, but
 doesn't have to grind over his jokes | for he simply dashes them off and | throws them at the paper. The fol | lowing is a sample-and the editors are | still on the hunt for the point. Here | Is the joke: Ambiguous. He-Did you say no. She--Yes. As an instance of
 his funny proclivities I record his re-
 mark on seeing the plans for the Phelps memorials: Gee. What a gate the
 faculty have struck"
 F. B, HARRISON's CLASS HISTORY. The history of Francis Burton Harri- son, son of the novelist, Mrs, Harrison,
 was listened to with pleasure. A portion of it is as follows:
 Even in the history of '95 I should of course commence with the ladies. Will someone please present Miss Burg to the admiring gaze of the audience? He still keeps up the Illusion as to his real personality, for month ago, in Hebrew grammar class, he arose to de- cline noun on the blackboard and commenced by writing Burge, feminine, singular. And from the ladies 1 pass naturally to the fussere. In this line we are shining success. There is a Starr, the tactful, who, by the way of being polite, asked a New Haven belle; How long have you been a college widow Miss x?''
 And Scarborough, whose aim in life Is to unite the young and old" as he says, at his Methodist church. Fol lowing his precept he is said to have proposed to lady ten years his senior. and now there has appeared in the personal column of the Herald the fol- lowing
 "A young man about to marry, wants to meet a man of experience who will dssuade him."
 Our most successful ''fusser" how ever, mention the name with reverence due to age, Is Father Elliott" He has been noted for some time for his hand some goatee. Now he has kid. Please put up John Elliott, ST, and jr. When father" first came to college he had no beard; but returning in sophomore year, bearded like the bard" he went to eal on Prof Phillips. The latter did not recognize Elliott at first, but in a moment cried out, Its the voice of Jacob, but the face of Esau."
 There is kind of philosopher of which '95 is as full as a New Haven egg is of chicken. The lazy man. There is Whitelaw, who, when he works in the garden at home moves about so slowly that the shade of his hat kills the plants; and Morris, whose father may. as Charley says, run the State of Con- necticut the Consolidated road, the law office and Yale college,' but his son has not inherited enough of his energy to keep him from falling asleep in physics examination And as for l Hewin Brown, well! I have seen men more lazy, more idle, more motioniess, but they were dead.
 R. S. WHITES HISTORY.
 The following Is synopsis of the his tory of Raymond S. White, which abounded in funny hits and wltticisms:
 have decided to put my best foot foremost so I shall start with our Tril- by Foote. There is no other foot like him in all New Haven. Notice his louble chin. Speaking of chins reminds ne of noses, which, strange to say, re- minds me of Draper. Gentlemen, I ask you whether that lovely nose, so like a 'ose, doesn't lend color to the theory hat Jimmy is neither a heeler of Dwight hall or of Dwight, H. "Oh, Jimmy" as the laundry girl said when he found her mothers eorsets in Jim- ny's wash, mamma didn't think that | # you" Jimmy's great stroke of gen. Us in college was to room with Butter worth. When the hardest worked man n college isn't plugging on physiologi- | al chemistry or Epistomological anat- | my he is out buying Franks cigarettes IT cleaning his room for him.
 After Draper member of the Prohi- | ltioh club is next in order I call upon fir. Evans. He spent his vacations owing on Lake Whitney, where it is eported that his Sigma Chi watch chain early capsized the boat.
 Dr. Seaver has estimated that, like vory soap Kent Is 99 44-100 pure. The 6-100 are contained In man
 wish you would now put up. I refer } H. Bryant. Those who have sat next } him in recltations can tell you more bout him than I. Will some one wake D that sleeping beauty, Paul Kenna- ay, the Rip Van Wrinkle of New Jer- ey? Paul Is familiarly known as the Ian -Pipe-in-H His-Faee.
 Tn order that the wind may not all ome from the rostrums this afternoon call upon Charles Sumner American ldian Gale, Windy went down to le post office one evening Any let ,rs for John McFaggert?" said he No," answered the man. "What?" sked fWindV "Tsn't the mail from |