The Press., 1895-11-07
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 "Oh,s 'tis thrus, epough.T3 .T3 says the other, lord. q ss'There was, no fair in Wax= ford last week, an the fair at New Roaa yesterday was very poorly attinded, for the people. are in dhread that the chap from over the says, together wud ouM King Dermot of Leihstt1Y mayspounOs- down on. lem at any time.n --. .l--
 ''I wonder is, the .ould. boy going fo, marry Princess O'Rorkel'sS says the but Eher lord,
 "Divil a fear of him, g says the bacon lord.
 By this time the steanboat~was right abreast of the wharf, an in heri wake woF abeusahaH R'do4en baEgSso obeleAgin to the Barrow Navigation company ...
 ''I wmdheE what's ,r the Ross hoAte, towin?" axes the Danish buttheg meF- chant. %
 Don't you seeH'' says the Danish bacon lord. "She's going to dhrag them barges, I expect, up to their whaS2 'SS' themarket heuse.''
 "Bad, luck to their impudenea RR says tho butther merchaQtrs" keepin~ me waitin- the best part ofa the, ,morpin heSe For my nrk1ng
 ''Maybezthey land 'em for you up at the market house." says the bacon lord. '''That' 'ud5 save your lcrdship the carriage of 'em."
 The market house, you must know, is built about half way up the quay at Wa therford, right out at, tho edge of the quay, an 8 most unsightly object it is too. The ,butther ;is7all weigha9 tthere' an of coorse, as tho bacon lOrdnsaid, it would be very handy.for his fEiend if he could save the bit of scarriae@nn, his fir kins.
 So up the quay the twOn OnaniGhHmerr chants started, an in few minutes they were at the market. house. >r They passed through it an out onf the wharf outside it an bawled ,out, through their fists, "Ross boat, ahoy H'
 The answer came back, "Aye. aye?'
 "You might putin here ansdischargO some of Jour cargQ,3', shouts the butther lord. "I don't mind standin the crew the price of 9 dhripk if you land my fir kins here, eap'n. D.
 "Al1 right, |" was shouted back from the steamboat. "We'l come alongside presently an land all that required, sRn- in the meantime you might go over an pay for the dhrinks at the public house opposite the way.'
 "You' 8 born divil for: strathegyS'" says King. Dermot (who was .disguised Gs mate of the Ross boat in sou 'westh er an overalls) to Sthrongbow (who was disguiseda as the captain in sthraw hat an monkey jacket).
 "Watch how nicely, I'll bring her alongside I'z says Sthrongbow, geYin the wheel twist an shoutin sknething down to the ingine. room.; "WR'u have all the goods landed" says he,, wud a chuckle, from the barges an all. while the two Danish gintlemen are standin each other dhrinks at the public house opposite. '
 There was terrible slaughther in Wa therford that day, but the fmurdher was nearly all on wan side, for the Danes wor so fabbergasted when they saw the armed throops in the hears of the city that all the pluck was taken out of lem. SthrongbOW had great fun all day long wud his bow an arrow, an many 3 proud Danish heart he thransfixed before din- ner time.
 Long before nightfall the kays of the city wor handed over to Lord Pembroke, an all the Danes that wern't killed wor allowed to thransfen their property to SthrongboW,
 King Dermot was in tearip rage at the idayaof his future soH-in4law bein made masther of, the city ipsteadyof him. self, an he. began to roar at StbrongboW as they wor havin dhrop of. somethin hot before retirin to rest in ReginaldsS B Tower---the keystone of WatherfoEdE :"
 "Oh, whisht, mani" says Sthrengbow, blowin a whiff out of his cigar an knock in the ash of of it Wud his little finger "You'res never content, r. Sure 'tis only