Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-10-10
Sprink1es of Spice.

Put away the blythe straw hat-let
And the trouSeroonS Of duck.
Soon We'll don our winter ulster
That is, if we are in luck.
Washington Star.
Little Girl Ito her mammal What is
dead letter, please? Mamma-One
that has been given to your father to
post.--Household Words.
Passenger-That fellow back there is
raising great row because he has to
stand. Conductor-Yes; he's riding on
a pass!-Chicago Record.
Cholly Yachtsman-O, could I be
your mainstay? She docking at the
clock)-You are. No one else stays
after half past 11.-Syracuse Post.
Bixby-What idiots girls are when
they initiate men! Marie (fattered)-
Do you think so? That proves how
excellent the imitation is.-Truth.
Fogg says they are quite stylish at
his boarding house. The servant is not
in livery, but the breakfast is, six
mornings in the week.-Boston Trans
clipt.
"Why, Mr.. Councillor, you are trying
to open the front door with your cigar"
"Really. now! l wonder if I've been
smoking the latch key ?"-Schome Blaue
Dolau.
Realiza tion.-Nephew -Do you know,
uncle, dreamt last night that you lent
me $40. Uncle (generously)--Is that
SO? All! we'll, you may keep them,
Otto.-La Perroquet.
"Miss Passe INDUCED in somewhat
whitening sarcasm when she was talk
ing of you" 1T is her privilege. poor
thing She is somewhat whitening her.
self" indianapolis Journal.
eyes," said the business man to the
clergyman, I've lost a good deal Of
time in my life" "By frittering it
away, suppose?'' "No, by being pune
tual to my appointments" Boston
Courier.
eff dere's any invention dat l have
a profound respeck for" said Move
along Mike, ''it's de founting-pen."
Pete. "Dey never works. Washing
ton Star.
HAZEL have one Of the incest dent
lists you ever saw. Nutte-In what
way? Hazel-Why, he pulled out the.
wrong tooth the other day and wouldn't
charge me a cent for it--New York
Herald.
Mudge-Another man called me liar
last night. Yabsley-What did you do?
"Well, as he was three sizes bigger
than l, l asked him why he couldn't
say something original. indianapolis
Journal.
"Ah, but it's his good record that
stands in his way" "How? "He has
foolishly always made it point to pay.
cash for everything, and consequently
he hasn't the least bit Of credit. Obi
cago Evening Post.
What was the most confusing case
you ever had?" asked the doctor Of the
lawyer. cease O. champagne" return
ed the lawyer. 81 hadn't got half
through it before I was all muddled
up."-Harper's Bazaar.
For various reasons men go to the sea,
And manifold benefits CLEAN;
But fair woman's reason is best, you'll
She goes to the sea to be seen.
Brooklyn Life.
Ever have any trouble with your
wheel?" "Not yet" said the Sweet
Young Thing $50 far whenever have
run over anyone l have been able to
get away before he got up."-Indiana-
polls 'ournal.
In Boston, of course: Hicks-"But,
really, what kind Of looking girl is
this Miss Beekon" Wicks-"Well. I
can hardly say; you see, she didn't
have her glasses on the day saw her."
Boston Transcript.
eff you have anything to say, why
don't you say it, and be done with it?"
II never east my pearls before swine"
"Well, don't know as | can blame you;
it would be an insult to the swine.'-
Boston Transcript.
There's money in stocks said the
man who is young and enthusiastic.
YES" replied his seasoned friend, I'm
sure there is. have been putting half
my salary there for the last four years,
and it's all there yet."-Washingto
Star.
Miss Townsend-.'Do you find much
difficulty in keeping help herel' Mrs.
Suburb-"Indeed, yes. 1t is next to i'm
possible to keep girl mere than
week" Miss Townsend-..Whyi is that
too far from the city?' Mrs. suburb
"Oh, no. think not: but You see we