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The evening times., 1895-08-26
The Domestic Diplomatic

1 observe that the domestic dipInmate
wears fascinating muslin things that are
fresh and dainty and indescribabie.
That she never looks flushed from contact
with the cook stove.
That she never tells how much she has tcl
do.
That she never describes her aches and
pains
That she never dwens on unpleasans
"reminiscences.
That she never apologies for the food.
That she is never a martyr.
That she never corrects the children
in the presence Of any person, even thS
family.
That disorder of a temporary nature
does not visibiy disturb her.
That SIZE never tells her husband any
thing of the least unpleasant character.
That when the family diatribe threat
ems she knows how and when to deity
change the subject.
That she builds little coZy corners out
of dun tints and furnishes them With
pillows and magazines.
That she is up to date as far as new
books go.
That she can play a game OF chess
or whist IN a way to make a man glad
when ne wins the game.
That she lets every one have affairs OF
their own.
That she is alwa vs. polite and cordialto the
chiIdren's friends.
That she never communicates any news
before dinner
That she is never in a hurry
That she treats every one with respect.
That she encourages the servants and
holds them responsible for the WORK they
are employed to do.
That she never divulges her methods
The diplomats of a nation are in its
homes.-Ncw York Recorder.
The evening times., 1895-08-26
The Morning Times for enterprisl
Fun as Ii Flies.

II the idea of q chaperoD is to protect
the girls against the men, chaperons should
be chosen from the male sex. The men are
onto the men. but women are not.-Atchison
Globe.
Not Observation-Disclosures (greatiy scan
dalized)-Is it possible, Huldah, you are
king bread without having washed your
hands?
New Kitchen Girl-Lor' what's the
difference. mum? It's brown bread.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
He-Do you think blondes have more
admirers than brunettes?
Shc-I don't kisow. Why not ask some Of
the girls who have had experience in both
capacitiese-New Haven Union.
Those Dear Women.-(Denslow has in
vited party of friends to a home-poker
symposium, and Mrs. Denslow brings in
the luncheon Just as Denslow gets his first
hand in two hours)-Why, Tommy! Isn't it
rather unusual to have every card in your
hand clabs?HLesle's Weekly.
''There are only two important epochs
in a woman's lfe," said the observant
bachelor.
Name them," replied Miss Giddy.
Before she is married and after
Detroit Tribune
~ read the other day." said the man who
does not go, THAT baseball was invented by
the Indians"
Guess it is so," said the man who roots;
land We got lot of W OGDEN ones a-playin'
it."-Indianapolis Journal
"Did 1 understand you to say that
Thompson was farmer"
Good gracious. ncl said he made his
money in wheat. You never heard of q
farmer doing that, did you?"-Bestrice
Democrat.
Rural RagGes-Say Tatts, have you Still
got that tired feelin'?
Tramping Tatters-Yes, Roory. worfe
than ever. I'm tired feelin' the tired feelin'.
New York World.
$50 old Brown % married at last?"
Yes; a furriner, card,
"a foreigner? No, an English lady"
"Oh, card as 'ow she was Tartar"-
London Judy.
Eternal vigilance enables man to carry
the same umbrella for years.-Tit-Bits
The evening times., 1895-08-26
TAKE THE TIMES WITH YOU.

Summer Outings VIII Not Be En-.
j1yed Unless 1t Goes Along.
The summer tide of pleasure and
nenlth-seekers has set IN toward
mountains, springs and seashore.
No plans for the seasons outing
Will he complete unless The Times
Is included among the necessaries.
Men and women may go from town
10 leave care behind, but those who
would keep their finger on the pub
lie pulse, or be abrcast of the worlds
happenings, or, indeed, who need II
golden link between themselves and
the whirIigig of time-thcse must
have The Times sent daily to their
sylvan or seaside retreat.
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fessor has obtained some excellent birds
eye views of the country.

George Washington, it is recalled now that
the annual convention of the Knights
Templar is attracting attention to the Ma
sons, entered the fraternity before he was
81. He took Iris second degree when he
came of age. His degrees were conferred
in Fredericksburg Lodge A, which was or
ganzed in Virginia under dispensation
from the grand lodge of Massachusetts.
The following records are copied from the
books Of Fredericksburg lodge: 'Novem-
Der 4, 5752-Receisol OF Mr.. George Wash
iDgton, for his entrance, 92.3" March 8,
5753-George Washington passed Fellow
Craft" August 4, 5753-George Wash
ington raised Master Mason"
The evening times., 1895-08-26
DUTY OF HoUsEHoLpERs.

40 one win believe that the destruction of
the beautiful shade trees of the city by in
sect pests is due TO any negligence of those
officials who are in charge of the public res
ervations. They are not negligent, but
merely powerlcss. Congress is the heavy
villain of this tragedy of the trees in that it
connives at destruction while paying for
reproduction, by refusing to appropriate
sufficient money to protect the trees after
they are planted. The statesmen of the Hill
appear to think that when a tree is planted
it must Of necessity grow and spread, and
sause no further offcnse or expense.
That trees are not SO accommodating Il
plain to be seen In the lcaf1ess limbs fnevcry
part OF the city. and. almost more distress
ing. limbs half covered with foliage which
The evening times., 1895-08-26

Rev W L. Austin, D. D., pastor of the
Church of the Covenant, Baltimore, is stop
ping at the National.
Robert f. Crowley, of Lowell, Mass, and
a party of eleven other gentlemen repre-
senting bridge building firms in Northern
cities, are stopping at the Metropolitan.
They are making a tour of the country,
inspecting the principal suspension and
cantelever bridges. They took q day off
yesterday and went down the river The
party will leave for Baltimore tomorrow.
Michael Coyle and W H. Gardner, famous
for the management of the Buffalo Bill
Euroepan tour, are in the city. Mr.. Coyle
is at the Howard House and Mr Gardner at
the Ebbitt House
Senator Charles F Faulkner, of West Vir-
ginia, arrived in the city yesterday and Is
now at Pages Hotel
John p. Shannon, of Enerton, Ca, is at
the National with party of Knights
Tcmplar on their way to Boston.
L. Rhoades, the proprietor of the Kenil-
worth Inn, the property which adtoins
Biltmore, the Vanderbilt estate, near Ashe
vile. N. c.. is now at the st. James
I'VE are already booking parties who1
viii stop at Aeheviile on their way b tt.
Atlanta Exposition, /" he said ssTne trkVe3'
has been somewhat light thie year beee
many have deferred their snmmer 60;
&. 5ss l.5i1 1<51
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that these underground stories were IN.
tended for holding treasure. and eo led to
the looting. One almost wishes such
bandits were scattered throughout civiliza-
ton to strike down that excrescence upon
the face Of fair architecture, the basement
dwelling
The evening times., 1895-08-26

Benny Gilkeson proposes to make up the
list of delegates who will vote for or against
him for chairman of Pennsylvania's State
committee, and one Is almost led tn exclaim
that such gigantic cheek in SO Insignificant
physical form ought to be distended with
the big mouthful of political pastry it Seeks
The evening times., 1895-08-26

Coxey's declaration at a Chicago picnic
yesterday that he will be the next governor
of Ohio and the nominee Of the Populist
party for President in 1896, reminds one of
the old saying that fool and his prophecy
are soon parted.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

The tiff John J. Ingalls, had with Dan
VOORHEES, in the Senate was blessed zephyr
compared with the typical Kansas breeze
which will strike the past master of sar-
casm when Mrs Lease gets wlIack at him.
on Labor Day.
The evening times., 1895-08-26
han most of other American schools. At

than most OF other American schools. At
this time. it is said in curious, old State
report, the college was a building of three
stories, "Hke briek-kiln," and had thirty
gentlemen students.
The students lodged in dormitories, ate at
the ''commons'. s'.nnd were satisfied with
what we wou:1 consider prison diet. Break
fast, a small can OF coffee, a biscuit, about
an ounce of butter; dinner, one pound of
meat, two potatoes and some vegetables;
supper, bread and milk. The only unlimited
supply furnished was cider. which was
passed In a can from mouth To mouth. The
days were spoken of as holiday, roast
day, stew-day, etc.
The evening times., 1895-08-26
BlOOmer Brevities.

II woman will wear boomers let her
wear them down to the ground
News.
The bioomer gives to the shapely woman
great opportunity. In fact, two of them.
Galveston News.
However well adapted boomers may be
Tor revelations of grace, they are evidently
not designed for the promotion of holiness
Syracuse Courier
Beauty and the beast may consort in
fiction, but the beautiful and the blooner
are divorced by the absolute Incompatible
ity of their characteristics s.-Chicago Jour
nal.
Bloonler costumes are now worn in Paris
that expose the hare knee. If. as the MIN
lister says, the devil Turks in boomers. here
is chance for him to escape suffocation.
Wichita Eagle.
Up to date bloomers have broken engage
nlents and disrupted churches. Society
and government are still reasonably firm
on their foundations, but there is no tell
ing what may happen II the trouble grows
Chicago Mail.
The evening times., 1895-08-26
The Morning Times for enterprise.
Words About Rhyme

The number OF English words which have
no rhyme in the language is very large;
5000 or 5000 at least are without rhymes,
and consequently can be employed at the
end OF the verse only by transposiny the ac-
cent, coupling them with an imperfect con-
sonance, or Constructing an artificial rhyme
out of two words. Among other words
to which there arc no rhymes may be men-
toned month, silver. liquid. spirit. chimney;
warmth, gulf, syiph, music, breadth; width;
depth, honor, iron, echo.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

Subscribers to "The Times" Will
confer favor by promptly reporting
any discourtesy of collectors, or neg
Iect of duty on the part of carriers.
Complaints either by mail or in per-
son Will receive prompt attention.
The Morning Edition should be de-
livered to Ill parts of the city by 6:3O
O'Clock a. M, Including Sunday. The
Evening Edition should be In the
hands of subscribers not later than
$50 p. IN.
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Just a Century Ago.

Dartmouth College consisted of a wooden
building 100 feet long, 80 feet wide and SO
feet high.
At Dartmouth English grammar and
arithmetic were textbooks in the sOpho-
more year.
Princeton, the greatest Presbyterian coll
lege, was huge stone edifice, its faculty
consisting of a president, vice president,
one professor, two masters of languages
and seventy students.
Harvard University had four brick build
ings; the faculty consisted of president
and six professors, and in its halls thronged
1870 to $50 students.
Yale boasted of one brick building and a
chapel with a steeple 20 feet highr' The
faculty was a president, professor Of
divinity and three tutors.
The greatest Episcopal College In the
United States was william and Mary's It
was under royal and State patronage, aud
was, therefore, more substantially favored
The evening times., 1895-08-26

The sentence of Romero, the Mexican
iuelist, to three years and four months in
prison at hard labor and to pay TO the
family of the man he killed the sum of
81 800 yearly for oreighteen years, win throw
q very cold and very wet blanket upon the
code of honor in our sister epublic
The evening times., 1895-08-26

hOfrified the sWhfse country thirty five
years ago, is stiIl living at Manchester,
N H., where she has worked in the mills
since 1862.
Gabriel Auguste Ancelot, the distin-
guised French architect, is dead. He
was born in Paris, gained the PriX de
Rome in 1851, mtdaiIle d'honneur in
1867, and gold medal in 1869, and was
elected Membre de 1'Institut in 1892.
His most important building in Paris is
the new Musee dcs Arts ct Meters
John Sherman, an admirer notes, came
near going to the front in the winter of
'6I-'62. While Senator from Ohio he be
came impatient at the seeming slowness
with which troops Were being raised, and
resolved to go into the field himself 40
cor,iingly, he recruited a brigade, but be-
fore it went into active service he was per-
sauded by President Lincoln and others
.toserve his country by sta yIng in the Senate
Johu Norton, who is 90 years old, has
lived all his life in his house near Com
pounce Lake, Conn, and although he has
been in sight Of both the Northampton divi-
Sion Of the Consolidated and of the New
England railroad, never rode in a car of any
kind until recently The old gentleman Is
hale and hearty, with all of his faculties
keen and alert, and has a good prospect of
living to be 100. He seemed to enjoy his
ride very much.
Prof William A. Eddy, of Bergen, N. j.,
as has been his won't for years, IS indulging
Is scientific kite flying from the top CT Blue
Hill, Mass. Blue Hill is just outside c.
Boston, and on top OF it is the meteorological
observatory established through the ninni-
f5cence Of A. Lawrence Rotch. Mr. Eddy
uses taiIlcss Malay kites, seven by nine
net In height, and by attaching nunlbe-
u them to the same string be has carried
1beni up as high as 5000 seet The kites
c1rry up meteorological ard Photographic
Itfpments. and wiz the hitter the pro
The evening times., 1895-08-26

Ex-senator Ingalls, may be brave man,
but il discretion be the better part of valor
that gentleman should exercise the quality
in the supcriative degree before he tackler
Mary Ellen Lease.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

Both Senator Quay ard the Hastings-Ma-
gee-Martin combine appear to be afflicted
by one an-pervasive feeling in common, and
that is an agony of doubt:
The evening times., 1895-08-26

Chinese native papers, which have come
70 hand and been translated. from ny tracks
into English, say that the fact that the
missionaries hunt tbasemeut hcsses attracted
the wildtribes nsarKncnenE, who suppoeed
The evening times., 1895-08-26

Coxey is now so much in evidence that
one wonders what has become of ex Gov
erDor, ex-Congressman, and ex-Candidate
Weaver, of Iowa, or Oklahoma.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

been killed by the fatal lead pencil of New
York newspaper cowboy correspondent.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

"Tho washington Times" is a MEM
bcr of the Rochdale Cooperative So
ciety.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

till after the opening Of the exposition. A
fine railroad station, which Vanderbilt
erected, will be ready for use next week"
DR.. Otto Bracke, of Braunschweig, Ger
many, who is sightfeeing in this country,
is now at the shoreham.
Rev John 8. Mac Intosh, prominent
clergyman of Philadelphia, is registered
at the Metropolitan.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

The shipment of California wines this
year is nine millions gallons, valued at
$500, 900, against seven and third
million gallons last year, up to July 81,
valued at S3,OOO,OOO.-New York Trib
uue.
The evening times., 1895-08-26
Purely Personal.

Marian Brunnelle, a survivor of the
terrible Pemberton mill disaster, which
horrified the 'whc'e country thirty five
years ago, is stil living at Manchester,
N H, where she has worked in the mills
since 1862.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

In certain Boston and Philadelphia schools
are served what are called authorized hot
lunches. These cost from to 10 cents. In
Boston the 5-cent luncheon may include
hot milk and a bun, chocolate. and chowtler
or soup. The theory on which these are au
thorized is that much OF the i'll health Of
children results from nutritious food
bought during the school day. The move
mcnt is very popular and seems to be
spreading in all OF the large cities.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

requests of the late John W. Carter, Of
Newton, Mass, viii bring about $50 900
in all TO tie treasures OF Harvard College,
the Massachusetts Institute OF Technology,
the Boston Art Museum, and other institu-
tions.
The evening times., 1895-08-26
The Top o. the Mornin'!

The top o. the mornin' to you
The top O. the mornin' to you!
No longer the critics can cavil and scoff;
For the word has gone forth ard the bull
fight is "off"-
The top o the mornin' to you
Ballout
The top O. the mornin' to you'll
The top O. the mornin' to you-
Balloui
The top O. the mornin' to you'll
BaIlou!
But now, whilc were tippin' an twirlhi
our hats,
Won't you stop the mad fighting of quarrel
some cats .
On millions of housetops at night,
BaIlouf
On bowling, nigh housetops at night?
Atlanta Constitution.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

The initial donation-S50, 0O0-to the
proposed 5000, 900 endowment fund
for broadening the scope of the University
of Pennsylvania has been made by Thomas
McKean who gave a like amount to the
university few months ago. Richard F.
Loperhas given $40 900 TO name a house
in the new dormitory Of the university.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

The progress OF photography under the
sea. by mea ms of the newIy-levised ma gne-
sum light-a marvel OF ingenuity-may y
Justly be described as something wonderful
though the timing OF the exposures is said
to stiil present one OF the most serious diff
culties yet to overcome
The evening times., 1895-08-26

Tho Morning Time. for enterprise.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

Smith College, named after the woman
who founded it, is second only to Wellesley
in size. Last year 7ST students were pro-
yided for.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

That she can get rid of guest who hores
her by simply folding up newspaper, and
the other never suspects.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

oberlin CoIIe.a. and Auburn Theological
Seminary are to rcceive S5 600 each by the
will of the late Ciarissa NJ. Smith, of Roches-
ter
The evening times., 1895-08-26
As to Schools.

Cornell University consists OF over seventy
buildings.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

John p. Shannon, of Elierton, Ca, is at
the National with party Of Knights
Tcmplar on their way to Boston.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

ne Moruins Time. tor enterpri.s
The evening times., 1895-08-26

Capt Gus Jaubert, who has been engaged
to make the burgoo for the &. A X. eneamp-
ment at Louisville, said he would cook
$4,000 pounds OF meat, beef, mutton and
pork. 1t will all Ike cooked IL the most ap-
proved barbecue fashiou.-Louisville Cou-
rier-Jouruai
The evening times., 1895-08-26

II the idea of a chaperon is to protect
the girls against the men, chaperons should
be chosen from the male sex. The men are
onto the men. but women are not--Atchison
Globe.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

Have you noticed how well the herdics
are patronized since the fare has been re-
duced to 8 cents" asked n gentleman. who
had Just aIighted from one of them. Three
cent fares are becoming very popular
and successful in other cities, and ii Is
quite probable that in the future they
will be the rule rather than the exception.
Think what a long ride you can take for
threepcnnies, and whata saving every month
for the man or woman who patronizes
them"
The evening times., 1895-08-26
P0infs Hb0Ut Pilgrims

Rev. W. L. Austin, D. D., pastor of the
Churc, of the Covenant, Baltimore, is stop
ping at the National.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

Sheep breeding IN Patagonia is profita
bic industry, Notwithstanding the rayages
of wild animals. Down in PUnta Arenas,
a port on the Terra del Fuego Islands, "a
French company owns over 100 900 sheep,
and the manager makes about Is. Sd. per
head, ''clear or all expenses, from the sale
of wool alone Rio News.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

The bioomer gives to the shapely woman
great opportunity. In fact, two of them
Galveston News.
The evening times., 1895-08-26

Senator Charles F. Faulkner, of West vir-
ginia, arrived in the city yesterday and is
now at Pages Hotel
The evening times., 1895-08-26
SOME RARE STAMPS FOUND.

The diplomats of a nation are in its
York Recorder
The Green Forest tribune., 1895-12-19
Henry Clay was Ratified.

La the early twenties of this century
Mr., Clay was appointed by the legis-
lature Of Kentucky commissioner to
Virginia to ask that state that COM
mission be appointed to make def
mite line of demarcation between the
two states, Upon bis arrival in Rich
mond he was received with great
courtesy by it's most distinguished
citizens. He said that his profession.
politics and affairs of government had
occupied his time SO exclusively that
he was aware of knowing little of polite
literature or the favorite publications.
of the day. This prompted him to ask
an old friend whom he knew to be Al
literary man to select some lines to-
introduce when addressing the legisla-
ture as a quotation expressive of his'
feelings to the state of Virginia as his;
birth place. His friend suggeste a.
stanza from Scott's Lay of the Last
Minstrel. " which he highly approved
and memouzed.
The day appointed for his address
found the galleries, halls and every
available space crowded with eager,
expeetant auditors, and many beauti-
ful women in bright attire gave bril-
Gancy to the scene. He held the at
teDtioh of his audience with entire
success until he came to the part where:
he meant to introduce his quotation.
Then his memory failed him. The;
shock was appalling for moment.
He stood rigid and pale before a thou
sand Watchful eyes, his mind only a
blank, before him turbulent sea of
upturned faces. With characteristic
gesture he threw up his hands to his
forward, and in his most sonorious
tone he feciied the following words.
Brea(hes there man with soul so dead
Who never to himself hath ssid,
This IS my own, my native land
concluding his speech amid deafening
applause.
Every one present had supposed that
he Was overcome by emotion, and none
but the friend who had selected the
quotation for him perceived the cause
Of his momentary panic,
The Green Forest tribune., 1895-12-19

bed is expected to announce his
|nittees tomorrow,
aor Jones has announced thai
a candidafe for re- election.
he fine First NJ. e. Church at Little
Xmas been destroyed by fire.
bed and Alger are said to have
a combine against Mckinley.
he Democratic National committee
meet st Washington January is.
ahs Constitution has been pre-
| ed to President Cleveland for his
|oyal,
.senator Henry 6. Davis says that
|elieges the country will go Demo-
i next year.
&. ". Ffaker, the famous insur-
|8windler, has been released on
! at Rich Hill, Mo.
T Republican Caucas Committee
bout completed its plans for the
|auiaatioa Of the Senate.
|Fey2s new silver party. "Patriots
Eeriea,2 was launched, with the
ghters Of the Republic" as an
|aFg.
|shington negroes are heart broken
|se Republican Congressmen re
|o attend . banquet given by
|es in their honor.
80 graves examined at Topeka,
be efoond empty, aud there is
Indignation in consequence,
|edieal college is still guarded.
|ard for grave robbers arrest is