davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09
Highest of all in Leavenng PowerIatast Govt Report l[>1:a'!I! a! RsSasg2 RRskiRg
 ABSOLUTELY pUEE
The DeTil's Essay.

The souvenir dancing orders of the bali of the Albany Printing pressman unlOn contained the fol- lowing contribution from a printers devil, which is too funny for publi- cation iii the socalled funny papers, at least they seldom have such genuine humor It is entitled "A Prize Essay on Newspapers.
 Newspapers is called vehicles of information.
 Reporters Is what is called the staff, so many of them being "stick. !" They work hard, in beer saloons.
 Proofreaders is men who spoil the punctuation of compositors. They think that they be intelligent persons, compositors think differ ent.
 Compo8itors is men as sets up the types, and sometimes the drinks. Compcsitors is very steady men when they is >sober-they seldom Is if they can help it.
 Editors is men what knows every thing in the Heavens above and the earth beneath. They is the biggest men you ever seen.
 Managers IS men as takes in the tin and gives patent medicine "ads" tops of columns, thirty-seven col umns out thirty-two.
 Printers devils is the most i'm Dortant persons in printing office They does the hardest work and gets the least pay.
 Pressmen is-Well, there wouldn't De no newspapers or no circus bills without pressmen to ptint 'em.
 Feeders is men what feed on the at of the land.
 If l ever start newspaper of my 1 own 1 will call it the umbrella l Everybody will take it.-Gal0estOn )pero.
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09
A Frenchman, while looking a

A Frenchman, while looking at number of vessels, exclaimed: See what a flock of shipsp He was told that a flock of ships was called a fleet, but that I fleet of sheep was called flock.
 To assist him in mastering the intricacies of the English language, he was told that flock of girls was called bevy, that a bevy of wolves is called a pack, but that a pack of cards is never called a bevy, though pack of thieves is called gang, and @ gang of angels is called host, while a host of DOT poises is called a shoal.
 He was told that a host of oxen is termed a herd, and a herd of children is called troop, and a troop of partridge4 termed eovey, a covey of beauties is called a gal axy, and a galaxy of ruHians is called horde, and a horde of rub bish is called a heap, and heap of bullocks Is called 8 drove, and a drove of blackguards is called a mob and mob of whales Is called school, and a school of worshipers is called a congregation, and con gregatIon of engineers is called a corps, and 8 corps of robbers is is called a band, and a band of locusts is called a crowd, and a crowd of gentlefolks is called the elite.
 The last word being French the scholar understood 1t and asked no more.-American.
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09
CAPITAL FOR AMERICAN
 INVESTMENTS.

Important to Americans seeking English Capital for new enterprises. A list con taining the names and addresses of $50 suc- cessful promoters who have placed over elO0000,O0o Sterling in Foreign Invest ments within the last six years, and over elS,000, ,O00 for the seven months of 1895. Price e5 or S25, payable by Postal Order to The London and Universal Bureau of h. vestors, 20, Cheapside, London, E. C. Subscribers will be entitled, by arrange ment with the, Directors to receive either personal or letters of introduction to any of these successful promoters.
 This list is First Class in every respect. and every man or firm whose name appears therein may be depended upon For placing the following it will be found invaluable Bonds or Shares of Industrial, Commercial; and Financial concerns, Mortgage loans: Sale of Lands, Patents, or Mines.
 Directors:-SIR EDWARD c. ROSS.
 HON. WALTER c. PEPYS.
 CAPT. ARTHUR STIFFE.
 Copy fis f'e
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09
All Free.

Those who have used Dr. Kings New Discovery know its value, and those who ave not, have now the opportunity to try it Free. Call on the advertised Druggist and geta Trial Bottle, Free. Send your name and address to H. E. Bucklen & Co.,. Chicago, and get a sample box of Dr. Kings New Life Pills Free, as we'll as a copy of Guide to HeaICh and Household Instructor, Free. All of which is guaran- teed to do you good and cost you nothing Gonder & Co. s drugstore.
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09
YUMA, ARIZONA, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 9, l
Men Oat Grow Their Wives.
Most men out-grow their wive

In almost any walk of life you find
 the man the intellectual superior
 of the two. Why, you ask We'll
 the answer, to my mind is simple
 enouz h. No matter what may te
 the sphere of the man 1t is cast in
 a larger mold than that of the
 woman. He may be only a clerk
 at $8 week, but IS life brings
 him in contact with other men,
 V ith the world, at least small
 section of it; he hears men and
 women discussing the topics of the
 day, some of them entirely beyond
 his ken; he reads the newspapers
 he gets polished by attention. It
 may take long time to polish him;
 some times all the labor, will not
 uncover more than one or two
 facets; but whatever the result 1t has knocked off some of the dense
 covering of ignorance. But the
 woman moves not only in more
 contracted circle, but misses the
 opportunities which her husband enjoys. She potters and dawdles.
 The shortcomings of her children, the depravity of her servants, even if she employs charwoman only once Q week, the doings of her neighbors, are the intellectual food | upon which she feeds. At twenty the boy and girl are on the same level. At forty the man has out stripped his companion and is her 
 Notice another thing, and explain it if you can. Sometimes the woman is vastly superior to the man-intellectuaIly, morally and every other way. In ninety-nine times out of 100 the man has drag ged the woman down to his own level. In the one-hundreth case ! the woman holds her own and the man remains on the same plane. [ have known bright, vivacious, clever girls fall in love with and marry men more fitted to be their foot-men then their husbands. In ] few years I have seen these same girls as empty, as vacuous, as stupid, as blunted in their moral md intellectual sensibiiities as the men they married.
 Why?
 With women marriage is the end; with men it is simply the bigin- I ling. A woman looks forward to :? marriage as the one great thing to a which she must attain. Having z lttained it, having striven for her E goal and reached it, she can hold [ Ter hands in her lap and let the t ,ar of life go rolling on without having to get out and push. A nan, on the contrary, commences q fife anew from the date of his mar .. 'iage. He has greater and better hings to work for: therei is an add VI d incentive for him in life. He c las lived the life of most men; he s las known women of various kinds; put all that is on a page turned :, town.
 Whatever fate may have in store | for him 1t can only mean extra W extra responsibilities, VI extra anxieties The woman on T. ,n the other hand, instead of stand !. ng alone. as~ she did before mar 'iage, has now a strong protecting a lrm thrown around her, a conf1art, c md one who has promised to pro r vide for her in all things. No mat CT what the station of life, it is the |; same always, only differing in de A yree.- Washington Post. C
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09
sucxenFs Arn!ca saIvs

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Rheum, Fever Sores Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilbrains Corns and all Skin Eruptions, and positively cure Piles or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money re- unded. Price e5 cents per box.
 For Sale by WI. Gonder & Go.
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09
GOOD FOR EVERYBODY

Almost everybody takes some laxative medicine to cleanse the system and keep the blood pure. Those who take SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR Qiquid or powder) get all the benefits of mild and pleasant laxative and tonic that purifies the blood and strengthens the whole system. And more than this: SIMMONS LIVER REGU- LATOR regulates the Liver, keeps it active and healthy, and when the Liver is In good condition you find yourself free from Malaria, Biliousness, Indigestion, Sick Headache and Constipation, and rid of that worn out and debilitated feeling. These are all caused by a sluggish Liver. Good digestion and freedom from stomach troubles will only be had when the liver is properly at work. If troubled with any of these complaints, try SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR. The King of Liver Medl- zines, and Better than Pills.
 ~EVERY PACKAGERN
 Has the z Stamp in red on wrapper.
 J. H. Zeilin 6 Co.,, Phila., Pa.
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09

A Cambridge lady put herself in the hands of a Boston dentist to have her teeth reorganized. He found them ir a very bad plight, and asked her why she had allowed them to become so decayed without coming to him or some other den< tist. She replied that she had not had time. But he insisted, it would not have taken long, and you could have come in almost any time.' She saw that he was bent On an explanation, and she fired this at him like a cannon ball: Well, I guess if you had had a baby every year for the last ten years, you would think it was enough to tend to- He acknow- ledged that he should, and treated her very patiently and considerably thereafter.
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09
$500 REWARD.

I will pay the above reward to any one who will furnish me with the name and proof of the person found mutiiating or defacing my fence, buildings or trees.
 J:W. DORRINGTON.
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09
Free Fills.

Send your address to H. F. Bucklen & Co.,, Chicago, and get free sample box of Dr. Kings New Life Pills. A tlial will convince you of their merits. These pills are easy in action and are particularly effective in the cure of Consumption and Sick Headache. For Malaria and Liver troables they have been proved invaluable. They are guaranteed to be perfectly free from every deletorious substance and to be purely vegetable. They do not weaken by their action, but by giving tone to stomach and bowels greatly invigorate the system; Regular size 25c. per box. Sold by Gondcr & Co. Druggist.
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09

A Chicago man, visiting Cincin- natl, was being shown around by a citizen, who said
 "Now, lets go and see the Widows Home"
 The Chicago man put his finger by the side of his nose and winked, and then said:
 Not much Mary Ann. 1 saw a widow home once, and 1t cost me $16,000. She sued me for breach of promise, and proved it on me. No sir; send the widow home in a hack"
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09

A newly-married couple at Roseburg, Oregon, was disturbed on the following morning by the appearance at the chamber door of that irrepressible mother-in-law, who exclaimed, ''now you get upl When I was married my old main was out in the field mowin' long before this time O day. If you don't git up I'll burn up your clothes" Burn 'em old gal; gaul darn'em, I don't want'em againw exclaimed the groom.
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09

"You say that horse isn't afraid of anything. Can my wife drive hlm? "I don't know sir. I have never seen your wife.n-L39.
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09

EcOmOmi icS.
 The Social Economist represents the American distinguished from the English) School of Eco monies and Public Policy. It is the best authority in the United States on Scientific protection and questions pretaining to Wages, Labor Unions, Money, Banking & Currency, Monopolies and Eco homie Statesmanship. It's Information Bureau will answer all questions on these Subjects free of charge to any citizen of the United States.
 With the number for July, 1895, the Social Eco nomist begins in its Ninth Volume, enlarged and with new dress.
 No Statesman, Philanthrophist, Business Man, Labor Reformer, Financer, or Patriotic American Citizen afford to be without it.
 Issued Monthly, Single Copies, p cents. $2 per year. Three Months Trial Sub scription, 30 cents. Sample Copies, , cents
 34 Union Square. N.Y. City.
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09

NT ANTED:--Several trustworthy gentlemen
 W or ladies to travel in Arizona for estab- lished reliable house. Salary s7sO and expenses Steady position. Enclose reference and self ad- dressed stamped envelope. The Dominion Com pany, Third Floor, Omaha Building, Chicago III.
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09

NYT TANTED:--Several trustworthy gentlemen
 w or ladies to trave. III Arizona for estab lished, reliable house Salary s7SO and expenses. Steady position. Enclose reference and self ad- dressed stamped envelope. The Dominion Com pany, Third Floor, Omaha Building, Chicago III.
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09

PRECINCT OFFICERS
 GEO. A. DUKE JEstieee oI 'he e" W.o. WILLIS.
 F l.. EWING, Trustees of Yuma School Dis. F. fKhPT-T-Y FEW
 FED. MAYES, JAital States Custom House Deputy Collector CITY OFFICERS,
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09
RULES OF POST OFFICE.

RULES OF POST OFFICE.
 Tho oe;ee is open from A. NJ. to P. M., 1.In Sundays from zoo to 500 A. A- and 6 % to zoo P. M.
 Ea.t- -bornd mail closes at .. 5:2OP. M' vUos hound mail closes at 7:O0P. NJ.
 Money Order and Postal Note depart newt closes at 6P. NJ. daily, excepting Saturdays. when it closes at P. NJ. No Money Order or Postal Notes issued Sun days. nd s;lvor District leaves Yuma Mondays and Ihurs- davsat7A. M., and arrives here Tuesdays and Saturdays.
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09

-u,c n,ern is kept on file at E: U HIN PhfEh Dake's A dvertls n Agency, GA and 65 Merchants Exchange, San Francisco. California, where contracts for advertising can be made for It.
The Arizona sentinel., 1895-11-09

Know all men by these presents, that we, Edwin Mayes, B. F. Hartlee, H. w. McKean, Althee Modesti, J. II. Kinsler, A. Frank, G. NJ. Thurlow, Jos. Nugent and Q. F. Townsend, corporators,, have as of forming corporation under the laws of the Territory of Arizona, and we hereby certify.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1895-11-24
The rroductron OF Coal.

The fact appears in the report OF the
United States Geological Survey hat
the production Of coal in this country
during the past fifteen years has
reached an aggregate Of 1,7S3,S74,264
gross tons, and some of the details Of
these vast figures present Il remark
able showing. Thus the anthracite
region in Eastern Pennsylvania, which
covers an area OF only $50 miles
square, yielded 5~l9,37O,26S tons, or
nearly 30 per cent. of this total, and
the 1000 square miles OF bituminous
coal area in Pennsylvania produced
470,SG7,7 G0 gross tons. or both btu.
minous and anthracite coal Pennsyl-
vania produced during the past fifteen
years more than % per cent. OF the to.
tai output OF the country, and yet the
coal fields OF that State producing
such n large proportion Of the whole
amount, constitute but little moro
than 4 per cent. OF the known area OF
coal in the United States. Again,
the calculations made by the most re
liable authority show that there is no
liability Of an early exhaustion OF the
deposits. On the contrary, it appears
from the Pennsylvania Geological
Survey that the untouched reserve OF
bituminous coal in that State may
be estimated at 33,5Is, 100000 gross
tOns.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1895-11-24
A oIEan,le Undertallnr.

Should no nihilistic boom cut short
the career Of Nicholas II OF Russia,
his reign will be signalized in Musco-
vito history by the accomplishmentof
two stupendous projects. namely, the
completion OF the trans Siberian rail-
road and the connection OF the Black
Sea with the Baltic by means OF a
canal large enough to admit OF the
passage OF the ironclnds OF heaviest
tonnage in the Cars navy. The plan
for the canal has been officially pro-
mulgated, and work is to be begun
without delay. Its point Of depart.
ure is to be at Riga, and its course,
SO far IS possible, that of the Dwina,
the Beresina and the Dnieper, ter.
minating at Kherson. It's mini
mum depth is to be 80 feet, its bottom
width 100 feet, with n surface breadth
OF twice as much, while its length is
estimated at 1000 niles. The work
will take i. is asserted, five years to
complete, and will entail a cost of
20O,c0O,Oo0 rubles (about ssO,OOO,OOO).
The canal will be Furnished with cleo
trio light, and Mt the regulation rate
OF seyen miles an hour, day and night,
about six days will be required to
traverse it. While the main object
OF this gigantic waterway is admitted
ly strategic, it is calculated to cxer-
cise an important influence upon
trade and commerce, in such a man
ner as to interest the United States.
For it will enable the Russian wheat
dealers to convey their grain far moro
cheaply, and consequently in larger
quantities to the seaports, thereby in
creasing the competition with Ameri.
car wheat in the markets of Europe.
New York Tribune.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1895-11-24

At NJ early hour this morning, Mr..
j. w. Brooke, familiar figure OH our
streets, closed his eyes on the cares Of
this world md passed over the river TO
the mystic land beyond.
Mr.. Brooks WIS an old pioneer Of
the Pacific Coast. He was one OF the
stream OF adventurous youth that
braved the perils OF Il trip across the
plains in the early days. lie was nm
early settler in Oregon and helped to
subduc the Indians OF that prosper.
ous State. lie also teamed III Idaho
years ago. During the White Pine
exert cmcnt lie n freight teams from
Elko TO that FL Dorado. For tho last
eight or ten years he has been u resi-.
dent Of Elko. md since the 10Th Of
April. 1891. has been in the employ
Of Payne Il Miller at their lumber
yard, driving the delivery team, load.
ing lumber and generally overseeing
the work about the yard.
In this capacity, he was the most
faithful aud honest OF men. Mr.. Mil.
Ter, the manager OF the yard, has left
Mr.. Brooks in charge Of the yard for
weeks at u time and on his return
would find everything attended to as
faithfully and honestly MS II he had
dono the work himself.
Tho deceased leaves no relatives in
this part ia tho country TO mourn his
loss. a sister residing in Ohio or H.
linois and Il son whose residence nc
ono here knows are his only known
relatives. In regard to his family
mud relatives nc was peculiar, mover
telling an! one about them. and whct
his family affairs were preached hi
always refused I" give any informa
! ton.
Tho funeral will take place | .mor
row afternoon at o'clock from th,
Prcsbytcriou church and his remain
will he laid away in the Odd Follows
cemetery.
Goodbye. faithful friend, and hon
cat man May You swcctly sleep un
Til tho resurrection morn.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1895-11-24
Against tho liallrund.

The Supreme Court OF the United
States has decided TINT the Union Pa.
ciiic Railroad Company had no right
to mako n lease, practically giving tho
Western Union Telegraph Company
exclusive right to maintain telegraph
lines along tho route Of tho Railway
Company. The case came from Ne
braska. Tho court reversed the de.
cislon Of the Circuit Court OF Ap.
peals, and aillrms the judgment Of tho
Circuit Court for tho Nebraska dis.
trict. The decision holds that the
United States has II right to maintain
u bill i'll equity, and compcls the I'm.
ion Pacific to maintain It's own lines
OF telegraph along tho railroad routes
and the obligation imposed on tho
railroad company TO do this was
us strong MS it's obligations to main.
tain railroad tracks.
y recent Chicago dispatch says u
knife blade two inches in length was
removed at 81. Louis by Supcrinten.
dent Suttcr, of tho city hospital, from
the shoulder OF Mike Ryan, one OF tho
patients at that institution. Tho
blade had been in Ryan's body for
moro than thirty years.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1895-11-24
Tho Enst Trnln

OMAHA, November, 15.--Ihe initial
Union Pacific train to reduce time be.
tween Chicago and San Fracisco in
conjunction with the Northwestern
and Southern Pacific, left Omaha five
minutes late at S:15 this morning. 1t
arrived from Chicago four minutes
late. 1t was equipped with two Pull
man palace cars, a diner, chair cur
and two day coaches.
Tho train carried forty even
through passengers. The schedule is
many hours faster than anything ever
before attempted in tho west. Ogden
1902 miles from Omaha, will DO
rcached ut lao Tuesday afternoon;
Salt Lake, l,0G9 miles, at 8 p. IN
Tuesday; San Francisco, 1861 miles,
at S:45 p. III. Wednesday; Los Angeles
2,2lS miles at 10 n. III. Thursday.
Tho fast mall, which has been the
pride Of the line, now takes q second.
ary place. but is still a very fast
train.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1895-11-24

Tie trial Of james lIency, charged
with robbing tho Carson Mint, will
he concluded this woclt. At Satur-
days session, the prosecution stated
that they would close their use to.
day. Tho defense expect to get
through III three or four days, 80 tho
case will probably go TO tho jury on
Saturday.
IIirsh Harris, the Meter mud Re-
finer, testified Saturday that n gold
bar numbered lGG Of S9i ounces came
to tho Mint in 1894, and in weighing
and checking the bars in his cleanup
investigation ho found that the bar
was missing. They hunted every.
where 1t should be. but il was not
found. Ito didn't know who took it.
Only Jones and himself had tho com.
binaiiOn to tho vault. Mr.. Harris was
shown II bnr OF bullion which no
recognized us ono OF tho ten cOmpris.
ing tho spurious melt, numbered lGi
like the rest. Tho mould in which it
was made came from tho deposit melt.
ing room.
Chief Clerk Notowaro testified to
the mulilntion Of the Communication
molts book. Ono page had been cut
ont and pasted back again and six
pages worc missing entirely. Sundry
mcltn, amounting to ovcr 10000 ounc
az, cannot. therefore, be traced in this
book.
III. III. Beck, Of Reno, told how Hen,
cy Ind brought $500 worth Of gold
DOL fine to tho reduction works 10 be
melted into bars. IIcncy told Bccl
lc know the gold would go about ON
fine because ho Ind partially trentct
md ussaycd 1t. Tho gold llcnc,
brought was in agranula,cd form 70
BombliDg brown sugar. Ilcncy salt
the gold camc from II minc noar Sill
yer City That no and othcrs wcr
working on u lease.
&. II. Bender, Cashier Of the Firs
National Bank. Reno, testified to rc
cciving from II. II. beck $4,000 on dC
post for llcncy. also to receiving 81
500 on deposit frcm IIency. mono
loaned 10y him TO NJ. Callahan on
mortgage.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1895-11-24
knights OF Labor Protest.

WAsHINGToS, Nov. 19.--The Gener-
al Assembly OF the knights of Labor
to-day took cognizance of the opinion
rendered yesterday by Justice Brew
er Of the United States Supreme
Court, affirming the decision OF Judge
Ross sentencing Clune and three 9th
er California railroad strikers to
eighteen months i'll prison.
Master Workman Sovereign pre-
sented the following resolution which
was adopted by Il unanimous vote:
@WHEREAs, The Supreme Court of
the United States has affirmed the
decision of Judge Ross, which decis.
ion -aiscd n misdemeanor to felony,
and sent four officers OF the American
Railway Union Mt Los Angeles, Cal,
to prison for eighteen months; and
~WuEREAs, The decision OF the
United States Supreme Court places
all labor organizations in the role OF
criminal conspirators, and,
-WHEREAs, Said decision aflirms
that a greater penalty can be i'm
posed for IL conspiracy TO commit
crime than is imposed on the commits.
sion of the crime itself, be it
~RcSOlued, That this General AS
sembly of the Knights of Labor ear.
nestly protests against such travesty
on justice and outrage on the liber
ties OF the people, and condemns said
court for it's partial ruling in the in.
terest Of the plutocratic classes, and
its abridgement Of the constitutional
rights OF the laboriDg people,