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The Irish standard., 1895-11-02
THE FATE OF BOB. I,

i The Freeman's Journal concludes that
Bob Ingersoll is not morally responsible
for what he says against religion, and
as a consequence when we all get to
heaven we may find Bob there toying.
with a harp. The Journal thinks he was
born with an intellectual prenatal moth
ers mark, and as he is a pleasant gentle
man ii conversation, bright, witty, and
interesting, of "a genial and affectionate
nature, kind and charitable. he will not be
held responsible for his infdelity because
he was born with an aversion to religion.
Consequently not being responsible he is
guiltless and being good enough other
wise may get to heaven as an irresponsible
degenerate. M
Father Malone, editor Of the Colorado
Catholic, does not. take this view Of the
5maIters AT one time, he says, he was inn
nressell neith the same idea - the ire
tspDnsfbility IF Ingersoll on account
of the intellectual mothers mark
and he had prepared a lecture to defend
him On that score. He had proceeded SO
far, in fact. that he had Bob enjoying all
the delights Of heaven, when further re-
search on the pre- natal inf uence theory
upset all his former concl clusions, and he
was compelled by the logic Of events
st,,S 10 thlessly eject Bob from the comforts
seffs 81 regret course, that
III &
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02
A Plea for the A. O. II.

Editor Irish Standard: Will you kind
Iy permit me, through your noble repre-
sentative of our race in the Northwest,
toeeaHfthe attention Of the great number
of young men, who dc not belong to our
grand old order, the A. o. H, to the ne
cessity of Joining OUR ranks.
In this age of skepticism, world wor-
ship and cultured human selfishness the
preservation of the Catholic faith among
the Irish people is one Of vital import
ance. The necessity Of every Irishman
and his descendants becoming q member
of our noble order, which has for its mot
to, friendship, unity and true Christian
charity, is paramount. Society and CIV
ilization are practically Synonymous
terms-the one cannot exist without the
other and the unit of society is the FAM
ily., The social system has ever found in
the Catholic church an able and constant
defender. She has ever been the great
bulwark which has resisted the encroach-
ments, of materialism, infidelity and the
visiting of the intellect by. misguided
men. incorporated in our constitution
and bylaws are to be Found those prin-
cipIes of our religious faith that during
long trials and centuries of preservation
have proven the Catholic church to be
the very corner stone of civilization, the
very path Of human society which leads
the way to God AS Hibernians our un-
swerying fidelity to our adopted country
IL only equalled by our sincere devotion
to our religion. In the hearts of our
united brethren today dwells that same
patriotic fervor in everything conducive
to Americas best interests, as when in
the dark days Of our history the Irish
Catholic: patriotism and intelligence OF
Tom Fitzsimmons of Pennsylvania and
Daniel Carroll, of Maryland, helped to
form her religious constitution. AS rep
resenting our native land in this glorious
republic, the eyes of Americans are on
us. We have made them feel proud Of
us. iii the past and we must continue in
the future to merit that pride. In this free
land of WHICH we are proud to be citi-
zens, we represent a spirit Of progress
that is going to culminate In the free
dom Of every nation and every people
worthy to be called a nation. There is
no power on earth can stop our progress
if we only be faithful and true to our
duty. We are being recognized here as
a worthy people and are fast becoming a
power IN the land, but let that power
be for the power Of the American repub-
lie. For these reasons every lrtshman,
young and old, and his descendants,
RhDHkE enroll himself as a member Of
.oltp organization Irfshmen were always
In the van in the cause Of American lib-
erty and should the necessity ever arise
in this land Of ours to take up arms in
defense OF her rights, Irishmen will be
the first in the field as they were always
in the past We must remember that we
are by compulsion a migratory race, that
IT is not given to all to die fn sight of the
fair hills OF holy IRELAND, but that hum
5dreds and thousands are compelled to so
amongst the gtEange and to be- su objected
to the critical glance OF free thinkers,
who identity eye llman With Rome
and CathoIic S1e .itt not gel that we
sholld aslipy ~ INT onk jfion II
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02
Odds and Ends.

"pere am one. bleSsln'~ about beln'
black said Rastus, as he slowed two
chickens away in his bag the other nights,
styou amt ap' ter be- SO visible in de
dark" -
Jonathan-.,so you stand for office in
England?" John-"And you run for 1t
in American" Jonathan (thoughtfully)-
"Well, I suppose you get there just the
same.'' u
Alphonse-"You never heard of women
cashiers running off with the employers
money" Henri-'Not often; but when it
does happen they take the employer, too."
"He didn't have the sand to propose,
did he, Bessie?" ''Yes; but she rejected
him. She said that while he had the
sand to propose he didn't have the rocks
to marry"
To silver wedding celebrated recently
p:ous old lady sent as present a pair
of f1atirons, rolling-pin and a motto
worked on, cardboard, reading: Flight
ony'
There goes young Van Doodle over
there. Did you hear that he tried to
blow out his brains when the heiress re-
fused him?" "Did he succead?" '"They
don't know"
"Yes," said Mrs. Hunnimune, II learned
to cook without any difficulty at all.
There was only one trouble about 1t.
"What was that?" Educating my hus-
bands appetite" s
What luck did you have fish.ng?" the
man who had had no vacation asked.
Tough grcaned the lazy man. "The
fish bit so fast that I had no chance to
enjoy myself at all.'
Blevins-I am delighted to see you!
But what a stormy night for call! Bostic
Hanging up his dripping coat)--I know
it's bad; but it lis an ideal night for find.
ing people at home.
Walton-Why did Jack break off his.
engagement with Miss Oldacres? jack
son-On account Of her past. What was:
the matter with it?" Nothing, only he
thought 1t was too long"
Learned men do not always appreciate
the achievements of their fellows. II Is
said that friend brought Milton's Para
disc Lost" to a great Scotch math9mati-
clan, who remarked, when he had finished
it: Tits verra pretty; but mon, what does
it prov'?''
"My wife is an expert in handling
rifle, Put up q coin for a target and
she'll hitit every time "That's nothing.
My wife rifles my pockets Of all the coin
in them and never misses dime" s
lOWley ~ were Nue mnSQulLoS Ddu
where you were this summer? Commuter
Il don't know. never studied their
morality; was kept too busy slapping
at them and keeping my own morality up
to the limit.
"Do you miss him much?' She, to the
surprise Of the questioner, smiled. 'Not 4
so much as j used. to. Even a woman
can learn to throw straight when the dis.
tance is measured merely by the width Of
the breakfast table" H s&
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

1t is asserted that the sultan Of Turkey
will probably soon be assassinated by the
officers Of his army because they are out
OF sympathy with his rule. Should the
prediction prove true it lis not thought
that Europe would be found bathed in
tears on account OF it, but after all is 1t
not more likely that it is a nicely concoct-
ed lie by the officers to gain sympathy for
themselves? Turks have been known to
liz, ah3
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

! Thexannual Halloween ball by the
Robert Emmett association was given on
Thursday evening at the Masonic Tenn
pie. It was in every respect one of the
most enjoyable of the series, and was at
tended by about 200 couples, number
being present from st. Paul. Delightful
musicewas furnished by Danz's orchestra
and the management Of every detail was
so excellent as to elicit admiration.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

Alfred Austin has been appointed poet
laureate Of England to succeed the other
Alfred Tennyson. Many Englishmen will
no doubt think that this should satisfy
ireland for all her past and present mis-
cries. Thig thu? ~.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

Nine-tenths of the Anglomaniacs who
get their clothes made in London are
Republican high tariff men. There's q
thought in that for the Mckinley howlers.
But then the idea Of the Ohio statesman
is that a. cheap coat makes a cheap man.
Compel men to wear dear coats and of
course you at once educate them. A
good many people have been educated in
that way already.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

England fears that Irishmen could not
govern the land of their birth, and yet
she selects them to lead her armies and
perform her principal diplomatic duties
throughout the world.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

advantage obtained by the aid of these
5un- American bigots viii sooher Or later
be dearly paid fol: #aoI4 &. s$5z
Good poHtics, II no higher Is motive,
should make existing political parties
shun these POLITICAL parasites and thus
compel them to show their numerical
weakness by isolating them from the
great body Of American voters who do
not share their un- American views. 4.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

There are ministers in Oakland. CAL,
who predict the end Of the worlds next
year. When 1896 arrives. however, those
ministers will not neglect to make the
usual arrangement for the payment of
sheir salaries during the twelve months
following.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

All this pow WOW and pother about the
Republicans going to shake the earth
from center to circumference next year
over the tariff are nothing but the quad
rennial froth of the G. 0. ?. They will
shake nothing except their heads over
the result and the shake will be very
sad and solemn one indeed.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

Congressman J. T. McCleary will dis
c,ss the silver question with "Coin" Har-
yey in Duluth on Nov. 6. A discussion
with Coin" is no longer a matter to be
handled solely by the young man who
makes Jokes in the newspapers.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02
DISCONTINUANCES.

1.-THE Irish Standard will be sent TO
every subscriber until ordered stopped
and all arrearages are paid up. Ihe only
legal method of stopping paper Is ny
paying up all back dues.
CHANGE OF ADDRESS.
When a change of address is desired,
the subscriber should give both the olo
and the new address.
LETTERS AND COMMUNICATIONS.
Address all business letters anu coha-
munications to ''Tne Irish Standard
Minneapolis. MINI.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

Holmes, the murderer, is on trial in
Philadelphia, and the case will probably
occ,,py a month or more. Holmes is
about as picturesque and sensational as
the freak of this city, Hayward.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

Efforts are being made by the dominion
government to settle the Manitoba school
question before parliament meets and it is
thought probable that some plan may be
agreed upon which will prove agreeable
to all parties, but in order to accomplish
this perhaps concessions on both sides
viii be necessary. ss III.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02
LATTER DAY KNowNoTHINGs.

! The A. P. AS are struggling to make
it appear that Catholics we're remiss in
their duty during the rebellion Of course
thasfolly of such an attempt is as laugh
ahaaagas jsssbs}1rd, but in order to re-
1 fresh them Emory Of those who may have
once known it, but who lost their mental
faculties upon joining the, A. P. AS. it
may be stated that Generals Sheridan,
Rosecrans, Shields, Meagher, Newton,
Scammon and Carr were Catholics; that
Colonels Mulligan,. Corcoran and a great
many others were Catholics; and that
General Sherman himself was a. Catholic
N belief, had been baptized a Catholic,
married a Catholic, and was in fact a
practical Catholic until the war drew him
into the field to face the canyons calA}p} mouth,
when he became negligent Of the duties
and practices of his faith. On his death
bed, however he received all the rites
of the church.
No one ever heard of an A. P. A. doing
service during the rebellion. Of course
these mushrooms VIII argue that they
| were not in existence at that time, but
should another, war occur, in which the
Union mightSbe threatened, they would
not be in existence even then.
What can be thought, however, of men
audaciously calling themselves American
citizens who can take the1aellowipg oath
which is administered to Every member?
do most solemnly promise and swear
that I will not allow any one member
of the Roman Catholic Church to become
a member of this order, I knowing him
to, BE- such; that ! will use my influence
to promote the interests of all Protestants
everywhere inthe world that will NOT
EMPLOY A.RoMAN CATHOLIC in any
capacity if 7 can secure ths services of a
Protestant; that will notlhid in building
or maintaining by my Resources, any
Roman Catholic church or institution, of
their sect or creed whatsoever, but will
do all in my power to retard and break
down the power OF the Pope; that I will
not enter into any controversy with a
Roman Catholic upon the subject Of this
order, nor will enter into any agreement
with a Roman Catholic to strike or create
a disturbance whereby the Roman Cath
Eollie e1ppfegessmay undern1in and substi-
|t,IItte Me RFoftssstants; thatdnsaan grievan-
acesI Will seek only ProtestanB and coun-
sci with them to the exclusion of all Ro-
man Catholics, and will not make known
to them anything Of any nature matured
at such conferences; that will not counte-
nance the NOMINATION IN ANY eau
Gus OR CONVENTION OF A ROMAN
CATHOLIC, FOR ANY OFFICE IN THE
GIFT OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE,
AND THAT I WILL NOT VOTE FOR,
NOR . COUNSEL OTHERS TO VOTE
FOR;ANY ROMAN CATHOLIC, but will
vote only for a Protestant; that / will
endeavor at all times to place the political
positions of this Government in the hands
of Protestants. (Repeat) To all of which
l do most solemnly promise and swear,
so help me God. Amen. .s-,ys
And such are the benighted and ment-
ally deformed dupes who ask to be rec
ognized bX. worthy citizens and question
the patriotism of Catholics. y
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

A dispatch from Ireland a short time
ago was to the effect that Tim Healy had
been dropped from the Irish Parliamen-
tary party, but how the act was done or
who did it, or what effect it had has not
however, that Healy has not been dis
turbed.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

The news is sent abroad that it was the
vickedness of the Armenians themselves
in firing upon the Mussulmans that pro-
ycked the recent disturbances. A Turk
wauld do no wrong.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

Twenty-eight years ago yesterday, AL
len, Larkin, Mcguire, O'Brien and Condor
were sentenced to death for the famous
Fenian rescue at Manchester, England.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

A well-defned ru1nor is abroad that
Rev. j. G. Byrne, of st. Thomas Sem
mary, Merriam Park, will be appointed
Bishop of the Sioux Falls diocese.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02
REMrTrANcEs.

Renaittances may be made at our risk.
either draft. express money order, post
Office money order or registered letter.
addressed 1.-The Irish Standard Mime
epolis, Minn. Money Eent in any o1ner
way is at the risk of the person send
ing 1t.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

Senator Hill, OF New York, thinks that
on; account of the recent discoveries OF
gold in Africa the silver question may
perhaps be settled without the aid of
either Statesmen or politicians But set
Ting the question is one affair and settling.
It right Is another. The majority Of the
people may be neither statesmen nor pol
iticians, but as g rule they are generally
right, and it is they who will eventually
settle the silver question.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

So W. J. H. Traynor, president OF the
A.P. A. aggregation, is neither an Amer1-
can born nor a naturalized citizen OF this
country. That's the kind Of patriot
he is.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02
LETTERs AND COMMUNICATIONS

They are trying editors over In Ger
many for laughing at the emperor, but
the laughing continues.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

Senator Sherman having tried every
scheme known to the politician to reach
the presidency and having failed, has now
given up all hope and says he Will never
again be candidate on account OF his
age. That's a consolation. He will ap-
pear, however, at the next Republican
convention and boom Mckinley, making,
in fact. the nominating speech for the
high tariff gentleman So it would seem
that Sherman's great age would prevent
him sitting at home reading telegrans
while his friends were shouting for him
in the convention, but that great age
would not prevent him attending the con-
yention as a delegate and hurrahing for
Mckinley. The strain of the struggle
between hope and doubt would be too
much for the old man as 2 candidate, but
throwing his hat in the air and bowling
for somebody else would make him young
once more. It is feared that to- Sherman Az
the presidential grapes are yerNbsout
&, Z, dxad /. si oail .IodJ
q lesSNSss' s9sg W. & tsIfEs1uG9 Sill
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02
TERMs pAYABLE IN ADVANCE.

The above rates incluaecost Of post
age to any part OF the United States or
Canada. To any other part OF the world
the postage will be SOC per year addl-
tioQal 4f
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02
Republ blicany had man ulated that q'lesTl
tion long enough Z. They never b,lngle.d
an Ter ma tier 50 outra geously and ll!1
that IL saying 4 good deal. 2,5. Il

The other day there. was a Republican y
rally IN Iowa, and the Repnbli caI'sli-5 lll:
date criticised the Democratic candidate q dig g
for that office because the latter would
not discuss national issues. What gov
ernor Of any state has to do with national
issues It is difficult to see, and Iowa Ger
tainly has enoegh Of local Issues TO keep
her busy for a Tong time to come. The
man who is a candidate for constable
generally thinks it is expected of him
that he should air his views on the
tariff. &
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

Why shouldn't the Irish in the old land
be considered belligerents? Haven't they
been fighting England long enough?
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02
ExPIRATIoNs.

The date Casually abbreyiated) which
is printed with your name on your paper
or wrapper. shows to what time your
subscription is paid. Thus JAN 80.
means that your subscription is PAID up
20 January, 1895: Nov. '95 to November
1895. and SO on.
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02

The question still stares the people in
the face that il parties that are fitted out
in this country to help the Cubans gain
their independ ence need fear no interfer-.
ence from the government, Why should
parties fitted out to help Ireland be dis
turbed VIII somebody please rise and
explain
The Irish standard., 1895-11-02
RENEWALS.

Three weeks are required after sending
money before the date which shows 10
what time your subscription has been
paid and serves as a receipt, can be
changed. If at the end OF three weeks
date is unchanged or an error IS notlceo
ycu will confer favor by notifying Us.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-16

dead was left in the dead-hcuse
for some underlined reason when
the other bodies were removed
Her appearance did not change
and SO she remained for five days.
On the sixth day there was some
sign of lie and she recovered, but
with liberated corneas." { Asiatic
Cholera, Its Genesis, biological
Factors, Clinical History, Path
ology and Treatment, by John A.
Benson, associate chief Dept.
Clinical Medicine, College of Ply
sicians and Surgeons of Chicago.
Illinois. Chicago 1899
Father V. was not permitted to
move to No. 20 until after his ill
ness; I, by hospital dispensation,
was permitted to remain in stdtu
quo. The attendants,ail of them,d did
their work we'll and there was no
lack of nerve in either man or
woman nurse, the only thing, L
think, being II drawback, they
were permitted to do too much.
FRANK GODFREY.
Oct. Is, 1895.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-16
Save Money!

You throw away dollars every
year in broken LAM chimneys.
Better stop it now while you can
get preparation that will prevent
chimney from breaking wheu,
put on wet. Prof. Humbolts anti
explosive compound will do this
and will prevent the explosion OF
kerosene oil and gasoline. We.
are sole agents for this prepara-.
ton as well as for the New IdeaI
Sewing Machine, the equal to any,
high priced article. and we sell IL
for S3C and S35 with attachments.
5000 feet Of mouldings for picture
frames Just received by the
ALBERT" also oval and circular
frames, something new and ele.
CANT.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-16
Honolulu, Oct. 1G, 1895.

We the undersigned members q
the dredger and friends Of Capt.
Smith have read the charges
printed in an evening paper
brought against Capt, Smith, and
find that there is no foundation
to the charges whatsoever
(SigneD GEO. OTTERsON,
Operator.
n. OBERG,
Carpenter.
w. b. LTCETT,
l.. ADLER. JR.,
0. FETTER JG.,
V. EITZSIMMONs.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-16
CORROBORATIyE TESTIMONY.
Nightiwatchman Graham Tells What
He Saw.

EDITOR BULLETIN:-In corrobor-
ton of the article tina, appeared
in the BULLETIN yesterday I will
make affidavit that | saw w.
Stokes come ashore from the
dredger with pickets and other
lumber. l asked Mr. Stokes where
he was going on one or two occa-
sions, and he replied, "To Capt.
Smiths house, On each of these
occasions | took the boat and
went on the dredger, whore | was
employed as night Waterman. On
two or three occasions saw Capt.
Smiths father-in-law come over
in the boat from the dredger with
Mr.. Stokes. On the first night
that l worked Capt. Smith In
formed me that | would not Ct
paid for that nights work, for
what reason | do not know.
JOHN GRAHAM.
Honolulu, Oct. Is, 1895.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-16
To the Public and Tourists.

Any party wishing to take a
ride around the Island, or to the
Pail, can be accommodated at a
small cost by +. Smith, the Bus
man. AT Smiths Stables can be
found at a moments notice Buss.
es, Wagonettes, Buggies, Saddle
Horses, etc, for hire.
Special attention paid to Tour
lists wishing to take in the sights
at II small fare. This is the cheap
est place in town.
Horses broke, double or single;
also horses bought, sold or ex-
changed. For further particulars
apply to
L. SMITH.
Bus and Livery Stables.
King st, between Fort and Bethel.
Telephone 4OS. June Is, emo.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-16

EDITOR BULLETIN: The under
signed, former employees on the
Government dredger, hereby de-
clare that the statement set forth
in the article published in yester-
days BULLETIN, charging Captain
Paul Smith with certain acts in
relation to some lumber, were
true and are matters susceptible
OF proof.
[Sfgned JOHN GRAHAM,
WIN. II. PoND,
W. LAwANCa.
Honolulu, Oct, l6, 1895
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-16
CAPT. SMITHS MEDICATION.
Employees Of the Dredger reny Char
gers Railway Men Explain the
Lumber Matter.

EDITOR BULLErIY:-I gave the
lumber, so much talked Of, to
Capt. Smith when the dredger
was employed dredging at the
railway wharf, and told him to
take whatever he needed. The
lumber came of tho e. f.
Jewett, and was private property.
(Signed) O. BERGsTRoM,
Foreman O. r. wharf.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1895-10-16

Fin connectioa with the fore
6 ing correspondence, it may be
stated that Capt. Smith assures
the BULLETIN that ne promvtjy
notified the Minister Of the Inte-
rior, Capt. J. A King, and the
Port Surveyor, NJ. n. Sanders, Of
the find of opium; also called
several reputable private persons
on the wharf to see the stuff.
The opium was moreover ruined
by entrance Of water, and was
washed into the sea when clearing
decks. -EDIToR BULLETIN. |