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The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
Likely to Excape Notice,

Miss Million (of uncertain age)-The
only thing that worries me is the we'd
ding tour. 1t will be perfectly hSrri-
BILE to have people know"
Miss Rosebud (viciously)-Oh, don't
worry. They'll think you're his moth
er.-New York Weekly.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
Liked 1t.

"Say," said the deputy. II put No.
I'll on the treadmill eight hours ago
as a punishment, and I'll be dinged if
he amt goin' on jist as clipper and
happy as he a be"
"Why, of course" said the prison
warden, in tones of disgust. Didn't
you know that the Teller was sen here
for bicycle stealing ?'-Indianapolis
Journal.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
BETTER Pickings There.

"Hullo, Dennis, what are yer hang
Broadway good enough any moreY'
"Or, yes, Broadway is good, but
Fifth avenue cigars are better.-Life.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

August Post, Moulton, Iowa, the Iowa
Alliance agent, is in the field with bind
Ing Irvine. He is an old reliable, and
It would be we'll to write him for terms.
He does lots of business for farmers
and he makes no MISUNDERSTANDING
News.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

S~arsaparilla purifes,
vitalizes and enriches
the blood, and dis
ease cannot resist its
powerful curative
powers, Read this .
My girl had hip dis
ease when FIVE years
old. She was con-
fined to her bed and
for six or seven weeks
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
LOsic on All FOurs.

Teacher-Why was George Washing
ton a great man?
Tommy-Beoause We don't have no
school on his NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Record.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
He Lacked the Nerve.

Upon receipt of your address we will mail free
q package of beautiful. illustrated transparent
cards, picturing and explaining just how and
why men frequently suffer from nervous trou'
bles that prevent their doing the RIGHT THING
mentioning this paper, Sterling Remedy Co.
New York City or Chicago.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

Mrs. Benedict-Kiss the baby good
night, dear.
Mr.. Benedict-Where shall / kiss it?
Mrs. Benedict Observation-Disclosures
shall you kiss her! Where do you al
ways kiss her?
Mr.. Benedict-Blamed If I know!
Somewhere inside of it's head.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
Very Unfortunate.

Mr.. Kansas-Yes, sir; a whole pas
n e train was held up while cross
ing the Missouri river the other day.
Lord Blazonberrie-Ah, by the bridge,
markable~ ?-BroOklyn Life.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

Use soapy water when making
starch. The clothes will have a
glossier appearance and the irons be
less likely to stick.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

Goes Cough Balsam
Is tho oldest and best. 1t will break up a Colo quieAo
than anything else. 1t Is always reliable. Try III
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
A FEW MORE jokes.
ANOTHER GRIsT FROM THE HU-
MORISTS' MILL.

A Little Nonsense Now and Then Is
Relished by the Wisest Men-Thfs
Funny Business Is Good % the
Blues.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

We will give 500 reward for any case OF
catarrh that can not be cured with Halls
Catarrh Cure. Taken internally.
+. J. CHENEY g. CO., Props. Toledo, o.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

I use Piso's Cure for Consumption both
Patterson. Inkster, Mich. Nov. s, 1894.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

Margaret, the queen and patron saint of
Scotland, had a gypsy style of countenance.
She was a Hungarian by birth, though Of
Norman-Saxon origin.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

The skin of the Indian is thinner than
that of either the white or the negro, and
more easily torn.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

Experience leads many mothers to say
use Parker's G niger Tonic. because it Is especially
good for colds, pain and almost every weakness.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

Lady of the House-You can earn
your dinner if you will chop that heap
of firewood.
Beggar-Um-what is the menu-
ZeitgeiSt.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
Proof Positive.

Manager-You say you are an act
ress and want an engagement. Now
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

There are said to be more than 3,0OO,0 900
deities in the Hindoo mythology.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

"Hanson's Magic corn Sa1ve."
Warranted to cure or money refunded. Ask your
druggist for IL. Price Is cents.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
PROSPECTIVE MOTHERS

and those soon to
become m mothers s,
should know that DR..
Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription robs child
birth of its tortures
and t%errors, as we'll as
of its dangers to both
and child, by
aiding nature in pre-
] pairing the system for
] %parturition. There
by "labor and the
period of confne-
r,apt ora nraof1r
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25
The Cures

BY Hoods Sarsaparilla are wonderful,
but the explanation is simple. Hoods
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

That Different.

That's Different.
something that we don't dare to say
in English we use the French.
Pupil-And when the French want
to say something they don't dare to
say in French
Professor-Ah, you would make
your fortune in Paris if you could
only discover that sOmething.-
Truth.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

Hatter-But, my dear sir, that hat is
so large that it slips down yer your
ears.
Smithers-Oh, that's all right. 1t will
fit me on Sunday. / have three bride
groom dinners on before then.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

If h Baby is Cutting Teeth
3e sure and use that old and well-tried remedy, MRS
SOOTHING SYRUP for Children Teethipg.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

Belize said he was sitting out on
THE balcony wrapped in thought.-Phila-
delphia Record.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

Those distressing Corns!
Bad as they are, Hindercorns will remove them, find
then you can walk and run and jump as you like.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

the doctor applied weights to h az
fected limb. When she got up she
was unable to walk, had lost all her
strength and day by day she 'secame
thinner. I read of a cure of a similar
case by Hoods Sarsaparilla, and decided
to give it to Lillian. When she had
taken one bottle it had effected so much
good that I kept on giving it to her
until she had taken three bottles. Her
appetite was then excellent and she
was we'll and strong. She has not used
crutches for eight months and walks to
school every day. I cannot say too
much for
Hoods ~Sarsaparilla
1t is a splendid medicine and I would
recommend it to any one." MRS. G. A.
LARosE, Oroville, California.
Hoods Pills s siss. '%a III arass a''s. e e..
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

Greece has 100000 women over twenty
years of age.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-07-25

Nell-How did Mr.. SilIicus catch such
ooIl
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1895-10-18

rieties of Melilotus: Melilotus offici-
nails. also known as yellow melilot,
sweet clover. 1t is an annual or bi-
%ennial, with yellow flowers, and seems
to have no agricultural value, worth
noting. save for bee pasturage. 1t has
yellow blossoms.
Melllotus Alba, the variety so well
known and SC highly priced in this
section. has a white flower and is also
known in the catalogues as white
melilot, Bokara clover, sweet clover,
tree clover. The latter plant is also
sometimes called by a~piculturists hon
ey clover and bee clover, as it is such
a celebrated honey plant and so high
ly esteemed by bee. keepers.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1895-10-18
Garget Again.

The Veterinary Editor is in receipt
of a note from DR.. Oates of Vicksburg,
the Jersey breeder of that place, in
which he says:
In answering J. r. C.'s inquiries
regarding garget in last issue of GA
ZETTE, you omitted to tell him cotton
seed meal injudiciously fed to mich
cows, particularly in their flush, caus-
ed more than half the cases of garget
occurring in Southern herds. It's spe-
citic effect ON the milk glands is not
surpassed in the physiological effects
of the corteX of the root of the cotton
plant on the gravid uterus"
We should have stated that injudi-
cious feeding, especially overlooking
with such a rich food as cotton seed
meal, was ID common cause of the
trouble. but we doubt the existence of
any specific" effect on the milk glands
produced by feeding cotton seed meal.
T. B.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1895-10-18
Question Bureau.
Melilotus Coeruleus.

A Monroe county (Miss.) subscriber
writes:
will yon please write me what
Melilotus Coeruleus is? This is some
times called honey or bee clover. The
seed of this is quoted higher than red
clover
ANSWER,-We do not know. No
mention of such q plant is made in
any of the standard works on grasses,
and by none of the numerous seed
catalogues that we have examined ex-
cept that of the Plant Seed Co; this
says simply: Honey or bee clover
(Melilotus Coeruleus), as the name in
dicates, is very valuable to bee-keep-
ers. It will take eight to ten pounds
to SOW an acre The seed are quoted
at 35 cents per single pound; $50 per
100 pounds. This same firm prices
Melilotus Alba at $50 per 100 pounds.
We have knowledge of only two va
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1895-10-18
The South-The West.

A comparison of the present condi-
tions and the future prospects of the
Southern farmer. is deci iedly favora-
Bile to the South. In the first place,
there are practically no more govern
ment lands, suitable for agricultural
purposes, open for settlement in the
West. On the other hand, the South
is burlened with its cheap and produc-
tive lands. for sale. at very low prices.
Thus it is, that while there is now
little to attract further immigration
Westward-the South offers superior
inducements, and the tide of immigra-
ton which has been turned this way
for the last few years. is running rap
idly in this direction now. While the
Western farms are for the most part
heavily mortgaged and the great bulk
of Southern farms unencumbered with
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1895-10-18

has completed its work, the whole
grade should be rolled with a roller
weighing about five tons. Rolling is
essential in making the foundation and
s%urfacing to form permanent or gravel
roads. The roller should follow close
ly upon the grader or scraper, SO that
the loose earth may be consolidated
while it is still moist. The roller
should pass many times Overthe softer
portions of the road. and, where the
road is very dry and not inclined to
pack, it may be slightly moistened to
facilitate the consolidation of the
earth. The rolling should begin at
the sides of the road. and proceed
gradually toward the centre: that is.
the roller should be passed from end
to end along the side of the road, and
then in the second passage the roller
should slightly lay the first passage
until the centre of the road is reached.
MetdUing.--After the formation of
the road and the draining are compl2t-
ed. the mass of broken stone or gravel
which is to form it's wearing surface
should be laid. packed. and so cOnsOl-
idated that it will be practically water
tight. Such a road will be durable
and easily maintained. 1t will Shed
water readily. It's hardness will pre-
rent the formation of ruts, which is
the first stage of destruction.
Width of Tires-Ifal Vi wagons used on
country roads could be provided with
tires four inches wide. they would
roll the surface more smoothly and
more quickly. and the road would be
in fairly good condition all the year
round
While the above was prepared to
serve where stone and gravel are plen-
tiful. still the directions in regard to
draining and grading will apply as
we'll to Mississippi. I. B.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1895-10-18
President Cleveland at Atlanta.

Wednesday, October 23rd, will be
''President's Day at the Atlanta Elk
position. On that day President Cleve-
land and the members of his Cabinet.
together with their wives will be in
attendance. 1t will be a great occa-
sion and all those who can possibly
take advantage of the time and oppor-
tunity, should do So, and witness one
of the grandest events of the year.
The Mobile & Ohio Road has round
trip tickets on sale to Atlanta from all
coupon TICKET stations on its line at
very low rates. Call on ticket agents
of the Mobile & Ohio Road for partic-
ulars, or address E. E. POSEY. Gen
eral Passenger Agent, Mobile, Ala.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1895-10-18

debt-this one fact speaks more than
volumes of the satisfactory financial
condition of Southern agricultural in
t~erests. No longer does the South
depend upon the West for it's work
stock. hay, corr and pork-all such to
a large extent. year by year, being
produced right here in the South, and
thus the Western farmer is deprived
of his best customers for such pro-
ducts of the farm. Within a very
short time the South bids fair to be
wholly self-sustaining as to it's horses
and mules, hay, com and pork pro
ducts. Producing these necessities at
home, we will also have immense cot
ton, sugar and rice crops to market
crops that are not grown in the West.
In the matter of early and late fruits
and vegetables, the South is largely
monopOlizing the Northern and Wes-
tern markets. In a few years the
South will be making large shipments
of beef cattle and fat hogs to Chicago,
ST. Louis, Cincinnati. etc. 1t will be
the same as to butter and cheese.
Thus our live stock and dairy products
will enter into active competition with
that of the North and West in their
own markets.
The outlook for the agricultural
South in contrast to the agricultural
West, is indeed very flattering to the
former and almost gloomy to the
latter.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1895-10-18

A LII parties having claims against the estate of
n J. a. BELL are notified that unless they pro-
bate their claims as the law requires in II months
they will be barred. j. L. SlETX. AdministIa tOr.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1895-10-09
(Continued from LIST Paqe)

treasury, the cholera, and the Eli
busters have made What was once
patriotic, honest desire to put an
end to corruption, heathenism, and
misgovernment, and substitute pure
sturdy republicanism for elfete mon
archical institutions, has now dwin
died to "a mild home feud," and "a
strictly family row."
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1895-10-09

Scintillates the Star in it's usual
inspirational style:
"Governments fully as enlighten-
ed and yirtuous as the Government
OF these islands regulate the opium
traffic aud fud no stain upon the
national honor. Besides this, and
here is an important point for Ha-
waii, they destroy the occupation
OF lot Of smugglers and smuggler
hunters and add handsome sums to
the public Golfers"
What is the reason? The Queen
was deposed because, it was said,
that she favored regulation of the
opium traffic and had signed bill
to that effect, after being recon-
mended to do so by her Cabinet on
its passage by majority of the re-
personalities Of the peole. Are we
now, on account of our depleted
treasury, to look for another revolu-
ton to depose the Dole executive
because they, too, will pass an opium
license2 Cannot our enlightened
and virtuous" government raise
money without an opium taxi Will
they-if they make one-suffer the
same penalty as the Queen7 Or will
the "virtuous and enlightened" Cen
trail Union Church members forgive
them because they have done so in
stead OF raising the taxes2
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1895-10-09

To close them out Shirt Waists,
formerly selling at $l,50 each, have
been reduced to ST.; and Pith Hats,
which were selling at So, from this
on will he sold at 81 each. Call
early before the supply is ex-
hausted, A. Barnes, New Republic
Building, King street. =
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1895-10-09
TUTOR.

MFR. G. HENRY WHITE, ST. OATH.
wi Coll, Cambridge, is prepared to take
few private pupils in English, Classics
and Mathematics. Students coached for
Teachers prepared for Examination per-
sonally or by correspondence. Bookkeep-
ing also taught. Address "P. o. Box 49,"
Honolulu, Slim
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1895-10-09

One Of the arguments for annexa-
ton, P. @. Jones, in his article in
the Overland Monthly, is that in
creased revenues would result from
the customs duties on account OF
the proposition that "the consump-
ton of many English and German
goods will be largely increased"
This may be cheering to those who
deal in them here, but doesn't look
to us much like an inducement to
the United States people to annex
us.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1895-10-09

The Star says that the prevalence
OF opium smuggling here is due to
"silly subserviency to mistaken senti.
ment." So is our present govern
due to the same.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1895-10-09

Although no doubt caused by an
error of the foreman in making up
by transportation of the lines the
following from last nights Bulletin
gives too funny a result for us to
not to help in its publication abroad.
"Henry Odds, son of James Olds,
while passing the residence of the
British Minister on King street at
ii o'clock this morning, upon his
bicycle, was thrown from his wheel
and fell under the heels of the mules
of passing lramcar. He was struck
on the head and quite severely
wounded. Luckily he fell between
the rails, and although the car
passed danger. The accident, was
due to the chain connection over
him, he was otherwise uninjured.
DR.. Murray attended him and pro-
nounces him out OF slipping off the
sprocket OF his machine."N
How DR.. Murray has discovered
this new and dangerous variety of
disease we are not told.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1895-10-09

All water courses in this country
run into the sea. Owing to the
nature OF the land--its rapid fall,
and irregular surface--the speed of
all streams is quite sufficient to
cleanse the whole course rapidly.
1t is only at the outlet when, coming
in contact with the heavier waters
of the an,,the stream deposits it's
substances hitherto held in solution
or borne in its hurrying waters
There at the outlet and there only
will be found traces of any conta-
gion it may have contained even as
shortly as twenty-four hours after
the deposit OF the COMMUNICATING
matter.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1895-10-09
Bruce Waring & Co.,
Real Estate Dealers.
503 Fort St., near King.
BUILDING LOTS,
HOUSES AND LOTS, AND
LANDS FOR SALE.

Axn- Parties wishing to dispose OF their
Properties. are invited to call on MS.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-12-08
CUT GLASS ARTICLES,

Including TumbIers, Carafes. Decanters,
Wine Glasses, etc, at Ridicuiously Low
Prices
We want to make few remarks about
cut glass wiya some incidental refer
ences to prices for the same.
And we want to talk earnestly and
particularly 20 you personally, because
you are a person Of intelligence ana dis
elimination, with whom We may discuss
| little matters of moment with entire
confidence.
In the frs place, YOU are doubtless
fully aware that cut glass stands right
up at the head of table decorations.
Nothing nicer more entirely N good
taste, or of more practical utility Us
ever been devised by the art Of man.
Silver, whether plated or solid, is not
10 be mentioned on the same day with
| fine glassware.
Cut glass is one Of our specialties.
We handle the finest, beth American
and imported. and we can show the
/ largest stock in Wheeling. Not only
that. but we probably carry a larger
| stock than all other Wheeling dealers
! combined. A few houses carry two or
! three water DOttles OF TWO OF tlTee pat
! terms We have about twenty designs
of such bottles alone. In tumblers we
/ have a great many patterns and styles
of cuttings, from The simplest to the
! most elaborate. and IN decanters, wine
! glasees. knife rests, bowls and various
sorts of salad and other side dishes,
we can meet every requirement and
suit any purse.
That puts us in mind Of prices. They
/ are more than low. The selling prices
Of cut glass has been more than cut in
| two in the last few years. 1t is aston
;shing what can now be had for a very
! few dollars.
Drop in and let us show you a few
things about cut glass that other city
| dealers are still in ignorance OF. One
of these things is the selling of the besU
| goods ridiculously cheap
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-12-08
h SERIOUS FIRE
At the Mound8yille Catholic Church.
Yesterday Morning.
The Building Damaged to the Elk
tent Of About $500, Fully Gov
cred by Insurance--The Origin OF
the Blaze Not Definitely Known.

Yesterday morning shortly before SIX
o'clock fire was discovered issuing from
the Catholic Church on Tenth street
Moundsville.and before the department
arrived at the scene. was pretty well
under Roadway. The alarm awakened
a large portion of the Inhabitants wlo
were not already up, who also TOOK
uart in extingulsh:ng the flames. Inc
department did good work and soon mad
the flames under control. How the
flames started is a mystery. There
were special services held in the build
me the evening before, and the suppo-
s,tion is that it took fire early in the
night and was kept smolder-ng until
early morning. The nigh. parolman
smered wood smoke in tina. vicinity,
but after making an investigation came
to the conclusion that 1t issued from an
engine lying on the side track. The
less VIII amount 20 about $1,000, and the
insurance on the building Will fully cover
that amount While going to the fire
one of the reels was broken and will
have TO be repaired. The fire depart
ment deserves great credit for the way
they managed the fire, as 1t was Their
first work under the new water works
system which made It new to them.
With a little training they VIII be able
to DO effective service.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-12-08
TRILBY DRA0IATIZED.
A Splendid Attraction at the Opera House
Yesterday.

Splendid Attraction ut the Opera House
Yesterday
Paul NJ. Potter's dramatization of Du
Maurier's famous story of "Trilby, pre-
scented by A. NJ. Palmer's company, at
uacted two very large and cultured
audiences to the Opera House yester-
day. and few productions which have
appeared at that theatre this season
have created such a favorable impress
sion. The dramatist departs from the
novel only in minor details necessary
TO a stage production, and the only
criticism which might be made OF the
play is that it is not sufficiently strong
i'm the comedy element.
Mabel Amber, who sustained the title
role. is a beautiful woman and COM
petent actress. The "Svengali' Of
Theodor e Roberts was a fine piece Of
acting. and was several times warmly
applauded. Little Billee the Laird and
Talfy. the Three Musketeers Of the
Brush" were admirable characters, and
were ably sustained by Messrs. Conger,
RoIeston and Carr. The scene from
the Latin quarter in Paris was very
pleasing. The company received an
enthusiastic curtain call at the close OF
the third act.