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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-16
WOMEN'S CAPES-SUHS

W0MEN'S CAPES-SUlIS
IFS a revelation to the women hereaoout
the wav we are putting little prices on
high Grade Capes. Couldn't do it i we
were loaded to the ceilings with Capes
bought long ago at high prices as moS =
New York retailers are; couldn 40 II u
importers and manufacturers were no' a'So
overstocked. That's why
''''" ''o''' ''' atsz originally a.
1t $3.50: originally $40
Braided. at S3lS; originally $500.
D'''" ''0''' >'P''' at sJ.75 originally 81 so.
Black camcs hair double Cape, trimmed win mona''
at sl0.5o originally SlSoo
And these are only q sample OF the whole
Cape stock.
Womens Suits on just as generous
scale.
Fine serge bl,zer suits. coat lined throughout with
fancy silk, skirt lined with peroallne, M'.S;
Pretty blue chevot Suits blazer ana SKILL '"' ''''''
in tan covert CLOTH $I
Rrrc and black serge blazer Suits large sleeves and
free sweep skirt. ST. Same in better quality SiSoV
Fancy oheyiot Blazer SUITS. IN blue ana navy large
sleeves and skirt $l6.
Second Floor. broadway.
WITH THE SILKS
Special lots falling toward you like ripe
peaches
More of the printed Pongces, black and eolored
grounds. at 33c Best value yet shown IN TINS line
OF goods. .. ua
Striped and fancy Tafietas, 6Sc. For waists and
skirts q. "a,
p,,rL SAT-, Duchess a,l-silk good value at ST. but
stGped and figured black Tafeta, regularly s1.15,
here $50
Rotundn.
ORIENTAL RUGS
Rich. luxurious and every bit Of extrav-
acance taken from the prices. These are
at tWo-thrdS.
So - Rugs at $3.50.
SIP - Rugs At $3.50.
sls Rugs at Sl2.
$50 Rugs at $50.
See how Carpets and Mattings are piled
TO the ceilings. We are getting proud Of
this Carpet store.
We are sole agents for the Hardwood
Parouetrie Flooring.
Third Floor.
HOME DECORATING
Drapery Silks, fine quality. 80 in. print
ed like painting, 45c might well be 81. A
touch of them anywhere will Tighten and
brighten the home.
Broadway.
SOAPS
We mean that there shall be no place like
this for pure Soaps at low prices. Here are
cakes for IOc-linely perfumei Toilet
Soaps; odor of natural flowers, good as
imported Soaps that cost treble.
broadway.
LACE DRAPERY NETS
Ecru. q. in, choice quality. for dresses,
for draperes, for curtains, for dozen things.
Meant 10 sell at 81 and -. we say Ioc.
Broadway
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-16
REDUCED RATES TO PHILADELPHIA

VIA ROYAL BLUE LINE.
on the occasion Of the dedication OF the ODD Eel.
lows Temple at Philadelphia. Nay q, 1895. the
Royal Blue Line will sell to the public. excursion
snd e "a Pns,dsivhia Eood to 70 on May nre
single fare for the round Trip $50 Trains Iaavs
station G. 4. r. Of N. j.. foot Of Liberty-sI -
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-16
BLACK DRESS GOODS

BLACK DKESS uUUDS
Thev have one OF the busiest corners of
the store-deserve to have. A grand as
sortn,ent. and under soft mellow ERht
that lets you see what they are and how
they look.
Crepons 40 in, deep crnklc, beautiful shade Of blak
4 SOC yd have been 81. 25 this season.
Embroidered Crepons handsome goods, %c yd;
good value at 81.
SIX and wool Grenadines, twenty choice patterns.
$40 yd have been $3.50.
Plain and figured Monalrs ana rfghsl esiahs, tG
to $I50 yd
French Atwood Batiste, 5Sc; COO kind
rourtb Avenue and Tenth streev.
WASH DRESS GOODS
1000 vds fine Scotch Chambrays delicate stripes Of
mink. blue. green and TAM the 20c grade at lOc.
1000 yds. Scotch Cinghans this seasons goods, the
SOC grade at l4c.
Fine imported Lawns, all the newest eoorngs, At
Rl-2c.
Near Rotundn.
DRESS LININGS
1000 yds. more Of the imported Hail Cloth, gray only,
1000 vds. pure linen Grass Cloth at Toe.
100 yds' printed Percaines, black backs, at liz
Near ROtunda.
MUSLIN UNDERWEAR
Easy enough to stand an egg on end-if
YOU know how. But that we know how
IS as a pins point to ten acre field when
compared with the knowledge needed to
do the Muslin Underwear business OF such
a town as this.
Watch the offerings, watch the crowds
in that great second floor space and you'll
see how true this is.
a50 GOOD muslin Chemises, with corded yoke band
ISe; only three pieces to one buyer
On sale at 3 p M. ..,.
rffie on neck, yoke and sleeves, JSc; only spices
to one buyer
On sale at 4 p NJ
400 muslin Drawers with wide hem and five pleats,
lSc; only three pieces to one buyer
Corsets-A lot Of c. p and P D. Corsets in broken
sizes 81. $3.50 and sl.75 were 81 % to s2.'5.
Find your size and it's like finding money
skirs-stripcd taffeta silk with wide corded un.
brela and extended Idfle s7S9.
FOR THE LITTLE FOLKS
Good quality muslin Nght Ofd"e's "'''ou' 'ee''
Infants fannectte short Dresses waist Pre'tily
trimmed with braid, pink and blue designs,
months to 3 VS., 4oc.
Infants Bonnets. entirely Of Point d'Esprt deep flare
Short Dresses of pretty pink and blue dnty, two
lace edge rufAes over shoulders, q months to
yrs, ST.
Infants Refers Of good quality serge, collar nrettiy
trimmed with fancy star, navy blue, to l2ys,
$3.50.
Second Floor Fourth Avenue.
IN THE CAN0Y STORE
Vanilla Marshmallows. 40c kind at lSc
III Peanut Brittle, lie h.; Acid Lemon,
Lime und Orange Drops, lSc ID.
Basement.
&C., &C.,;
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-16
BETTER WAGES FOR 500 MEN.

Manufacturing Company has advanced the wages Of
It's employees per cent This Is the largest blanket
mill In the state and II employs 800 hands.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-16
FRESH AS APPLE BLOSSOMo


e md eu daut The artists nave ceugh! many hint
% and the Merchandise artists hoVe maze e "gS 0m as
choan for u0u as if they CREW.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-16

Dorocrn,c opponents They nevertheless TOOK sme''
c,,S a., Tho ini,ed states senate on April To- ls'i'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-16

The chic, OF the Bureau Of sa's,ics reports mat
tho ,,,si values Of the exports OF merchandise from
the United states during the month OF Apfi. l'''
and during tho ''n months ended AirH ~. 100 =
comnar.d with similar exports during the core
snonlng periods - the preceding year we're as 'ol-
.OWs.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-16

+, is stated A. the War Department th't Their" Is
no truth whatever In III" etoir. having ts origin Al
c,iu,nhus ohio to the effect that Secretary La
,.-nt viii resign. ana that 'I-tOn@refsinan GUM
waite OF ohio. will succeed him as secrc'nfy OF
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09
BOY FOUND
IN A DRIFT
Mr.. Titman'S Discovery in Walking
From Frackville.
ARRIVED JUST in TIME 4!
The Boy had Succumbel to the Severe
Weather While Walking to Maize
Vile and Was Almost PeriShed.

Charles Z. Titman left Philadelphia for
Shenandoah at four o'clock yesterday
afternoon with one engine and three
coaches. A run to Reading was made
without much trouble, but at that place
another engine was added to the train and
from that point time was lost. The
train reached Pottsv!lle thirty minutes
late and was unable to get beyond that
point. This morning three engines and a
coach left Pottsville for Shenandoah.
Just as they reached the FrackVille
station the coach jumped the track and
no further progress could be made. The
engines and coach were those that arrived
here at one o'clock this afternoon.
When the coach left the track at Frack-
vile Mr.. Titman abandoned it and
telephoned to Shenandoah for his sleigh.
Being little impatient he started to
walk. On his way down the mountain
towards Maizeville he saw an object lying
in drift of snow at the side of the high
way. He approached and found the
object was twelve-year old boy
named Pitzel. He had fallen aside
two satchels, one filled with clean towels
and the other containing a lunch. The
boy lives at Maizeville and had been sent
to deliver the towels and lunch at his
brothers barber shop at Frackville. Had
not Mr.. Titman happened along the boy
would undoubtedly have been frozen to
death.
Mr. Titman gave the boy good rub.
bing down and then helped him to Maize
vile. The lumber king was met at that
place by sleigh in charge of Mr.. G.. G.
Clauser. The vehicle was the first to pass
over the mountain since the blizzard
started. In some places it was necessary
to shovel passage through the drifts
Mr.. Titman arrived here shortly before
noon.
A nice present-a box of Brennan's
HaV ana piuars 81 06 ner hoy
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09
Cor. Main and Lloyd SITS.
Repairing done prompt and in
faultless manner.
SHERIDAN'S RIDE RECALLED.
How a Famine at VIM. Penn Was
Broken Yesterday.

How a Famine at VIM. Penn Was
Broken Yesterday.
Put a baker on horseback and he'll I
ride him to deathp' is the thought that
passed through the brain of an intelligent
horse owned by a baker of town. The
animal ponders upon a thrilling experts
ence he had yesterday while being used
as means to help break bread famine
that was brought upon VIM. Penn by the
blizzard. People of that place who do
not bake their own bread found them
selves deprived of the staff of life yester-
day morning. They telegraphed and tels-
phoned to town for a supply, but were
| told of the suspension of railway traffic
| and the impossible condition of the wagon
roads. The people persisted in their
appeals and eventually so worked upon
the sympathies of Fred. keithan that he
finally decided to resort to heroic
measures for their relief He summoned
a horse fleet of foot and rider
bold at heart, and started them
off with a good load of the days baking
The ride was thrilling one. People
along the route who witnessed it became
so impressed that they spent last night
reading that part of the American civil
war history bearing upon the memorable
ride of Gen. Phil. Sheridan. Here aud
there, where the gales had swept the snow.
from the highways, the horse and ri ier
sped like lightning. Now they went
through the freezing atmosphere like o
carrier pigeon flying against record.
The next moment they struck drift and
only the horses ears could be seen plough
ing slowly through the surface. Once
into the open again the horse and rider
would shake themselves, draw long
breaths, and once more make q dash to
the rescue. Covered with snow, putting
like porpoise and with icicles several
inches long hanging from his mouth and
nostrils, the noble animal landed its rid er,
at the VIM. Penn Supply Company's store
half frozen, but jubilant, and not a !oaf
was missing,
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09
PHILADELPHIA SITUATION.
Main and Branch Lines are also Suffer-
fup

Main and Branch Lines are also Suffer-
ing.
Special to the HERALD.
PHILADELPHIA, Feb. 9-No train has
been run between this city and New York
since Thursday night,
The Lebanon, Perkismen and Boyer
town branches of the Philadelphia and
Reading railroad are blockaded and the
company has given up efforts to keep
them open, but is bending all its energies
to the main line.
All the street car lines in the city are
kept in operation. The snow plows are
kept in constant use.
The Pennsylvania railroad train that
left Pottsville at 6:55 yesterday morning
for this city with two engines and five
cars is off the track at Nerristown.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09
Advertised Letters.

The following letters are advertised as
remaining uncalled for at the local post
office; Mr.. II. H, Heiser, L. Hughes,
Miss @. johnson, Miss Hannah Johnson,
Miss L. johnson, Miss Nancy b. Stepp,
Mr.. NJ. j. Thomas and Mr.. Jack Yoder.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09
Stalled III Hazletnn.

Two drivers employed by John A. Tit
man started early yesterday morning for
Drifton with a wagon load of blasting
powder Titman became spprehensive OF
the mems safety and photographed to
several points for tidings of them. Late
last night he succeeded in locating them
at Hazleton. He telegraphed them to res
main there until the journey home can
be made with less risk.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09
Ready for Monday.

Gangs of men at the several P. s. r..
collierieI in this district were put at work
to-day to clean the tracks leading to and
under breakers, in order to be ready to
make shipments of coal on Monday in
case the main lines will be thrown open.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09
Bic Lunch at McElhenny's,

Everybody is invited to visit Nc,
Elhenny's cafe this evening, as he will
have prepared a surprise for you in the
shape of an elegant and delicious free
lunch. This is an invitation that should
be taken advantage of by all lovers Of
something good to eat.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09
The Scheiny Funeral.

Owing to the continued snow blockade
the funeral of the late John Scheihy has
been postponed until Monday, at noon.
The postponement is unavoidable on
account of the place of interment being
located at Tamaqua and the inability OF
the railroad company to guarantee train
TO that place.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09
A TineIY Hint.

Young men of town who have girls of
their own had better hold on 10 them to-
night, as "The Circus Grip will not be
able to keep her engagement with them
at Ferguson's theatre. She is snow bound
with the rest Of humanity.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09
OF Interest to Ladies'.

Mrs. E. Garner, of 10 South Jardin
street, is prepared tc do all kinds of family
dressmaking, sewing and fancy and plain
knitting neatly and promptly, and on very
reasonable terms.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09
McElhenny's big free lunch to nigli,-
Held by the Storm.

Mrs. Lilly Stevenson, of New PhiladeI-
phia, who came here several days ago to
visit her father, E. d. Beddall, on West
Oak street, is one of the victims of tha
storm. She is much distressed because
she cannot get back to her family.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09
The Sweener Gave lin.

The Schuylkin Traction Company made
an effort to get one of its lines open yes
terday but failed. The electric sweeper
was run out of the power station, but it
did not go far when the crew found the
effort was useless and returned to the
quarters,
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09
Go to Ashland,

A trip to Ashland is a delightful one
for sleighing parties and splendid accom-
modations can be found there at E.
Schmicker's. Music always in attendance
at the dancing hall. Good sUabling.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09
Don't forget the big free lunch at Nc
Elhenny's tonight.
Sunday Papers.

l am the only authorized agent for the
Philadelphia Sunday Press, alse agent
for all other Philadelphia and New York
Sunday papers. All orders left at the Of
fee OF Squire 4. I. Williams will have
my prompt attention.
l1.Ses-tf d. I. Wn.hLAMs.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09
Failed TO RespOnd,

The electric fire alarm system failed to
respond to the customary test last night.
Jack Frost has a tight hold on it,
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09

Call at McElhenny's cafe tonight
Elegant free lunch,
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09
Hard TirneS.A...
Short Time and Low Wages.

To meet the pressure of HARD TIMES by helping you
make the best possible small earnings offer 100 BARRELS
CHOICE FAMILY FLOUR $500 per barrel Bear in mind,
that this is not LOW GRADE FLOUR choice article of
FULL ROLLER FLOUR guaranteed equal in COLOR STRENGTH
and QUALITY to any Straight Winter Wheat Flour in the
market Every barrel is warranted give full satisfaction in every
respect We have sold for months without single complaint
Try it. We confident will please you and you money
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09

"A Few 25 Gent Special Bargains.
One quart prepared Mustard in Mason fruit jar.
Pounds Fresh Ginger Snaps.
5Po Fresh Oyster Crackers.
Pounds Mixed Nuts
Bottles New Catsup-Fine Quality
Pounds New Clean Muscatel Raisins
Pounds New Citron or Lemon Peel.
Pounds New French PTunes
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09

A nice present-a box of Brennan's
Havana cigars. S1.25 per box
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1895-02-09

D. 7. WnLLAMs.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1895-12-26
THE COLISEUM.
somo's Vast Eiiips. and the Many Chang
ing Moods 1t Has seen.

II seems strange that not until tins
middle of last century did It occur to
any of the SUCCESSORS Of Peter 70 rescue
from the decoration # Indifference a
hp9t saturated 9he may say without
hyPefh u, Win the blood III the mar
lJi>. Efei S@''3 KNOWS t1df '4I th4a"" ;
IRE ana EuhddlIYh e upvted VIII
eaeh other fpr It's destruction. a-.e=
caro- troopers stalled themselves there,
AID tHe ffdhR pam transformer II INTO
fortress. "heh less turbulent nmes
eaP'IFehed, il befaht u tacIt consent
lhe common quarry u tie more power.
Ini roman houses. "heh Tor d TIM
HHH"IF eh'HSh WIN 'asa thff' ti't
mn 'i41 ana Journey - h H. hA'
tiieH iHssleiF Pias7 ie.t2is' lof a liie
IL lhealiie"I character siAtus A'd
ssh'hI'' i9r turning ii INTO -. ~
hi'ii ae'ois anu dH91i'I lf#hs" lI
P'"'' 'ii''S"' - ""u.d e'i w. eal ild4.s
"s i l'" ~ AH'saAihe- ."'"ii4 ME '5
tsH'''H'H o'hf'"''Hi H'aIA pa
III 'i'' s'i' ~ VIZ '"D''5. hUi III 80
al ''i iies1 ing iaH HI9hA, L"'hai1' "a
ls< t,f. ~
au''i''iee " i'eiis'i'C' al - anu 2il"'H .
ihe papai odnc'i9n Iof M new i9fiH ~
ae''IiP u, Ah'"n d' 'he Id '-faels' III
auee 1. ,ie sovereign p'nliii ~ e9is'cFa'e
'"' ~ - ~ "''' iii"s9 mn @'''
- oio0' a t'i q "o'ieH si'Sa III 'le WY
eei,.ei u 'ii' paeah "isiia'
NSei sln0o 'ie ''a'i'ps u 'lie cros7'
eoiiiii'iii2i my lhe Joufnsy % Away
az
he"cohieih "hose rising voices alstnrbtd
my reverle are wandering hlther behind
"A tall barefOotrd barebeaded Francs.
-. e.; =. -, a.. a5I..-.,
nm 'Nr ''+"
age. All the me ladies q Rome are
there, and, needless Of delicate nGuncp
and furbelow, they kneel On the III.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1895-12-26


''"eieeshlah Dlhgiey IL reported 70
have expressed himself on Pres. Cleye-
lands last message az folI9ws.-seTbe
President HAVING eet ~. ,,r..g or e,a
,.t.5
~ ~ ''''N0 eAs4"S eo1 eood heau"ays
he no" turns - Congress and says, "the
grass II afre gentlemen. | leave it for
Won Ia pnt out +, +. o,a 80 ~. cod
20. - MN - IN ies2lp' M Dlhg-
icy further bays that just such result
might have been expected from the
suauref with .5,i,J. H.. K.....,,al.,,
.......... ,...,..,
u vas needless
aI'a' u MAR. Had tie message given
a simple straightforward statement IF
fhe trouble without 5edtllpie, In sse-
.,,.,,,.,.., -,
~ i'a#ssi "ouia
nave stood aa'h 5et'ef Chance Of
favorable settlement.
The, fee1.u,. - ff... fsg... 1,..def5
- t...,4.# t5..,....=...#.5 -. 4..tz.
''as 2''" tint
sit' iAsasf ~A2aHt. 's .2'e4 i9f The com
fa.--IaHs sIn.e tHar is me1cl9 aIsiug al
fe.rf4B#4.fIa Ffe-t,ieft T.. .,sr,is, ,,,..
If hl. 4nd.ubtcd executive functions
TO refuse the aprfofsafjnr wa51ld he -
seem 10 allow PARTISAN 5ealousQ#to ara
we tie e1ecail4e ln a delicate neaotja-
tlon With foreign Ever. To accom-.
rany Tie arprapliarIa0 with conditions
AZ 10 the ciarasfer and work Of he com.
mission would b. 10 assume resUonsibil-
ity in Nj. Cleveland. policy. and hat
he Republicans do not trotiose 10 do
The appointment Of the commission
by no means signifies var. and it would
probably not b. - considered. were It
n, for The "snappei.s which lie presi-
dent put On his message.
IL is impossible to saw tn. evening
what Congress will do about the fnan.
eial message. II lie Senate there IS
much bitterness against the President On
the part Of tie Democrats. and some If
thcse nave been saving this evening that
the senate would % home for the boG-
DAYS without touching the message.
The House II REPRESENTATIVES Repab-
lican leaders vii not say tbs evening.
what plan the4 HAL follow. because
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1895-12-26
WOMAN AND HER WOES.
Here Are just "A Few of the Handicaps Of
the sex.

First-Excepting on the sly, she is
inhnmanly barred from using "a cigarette
case.
Second She is not allowed to make
love, but merely to receive the manufac-
tured article.
Third.-When She bets with any mem
Der of the other sex, she rarely has the
privilege Of paying it if she loses
Fourth She is unable to 20 unat
tended to the theater.
Fifth She cannot even dance more
than three times i'll succession with a
partner whom she likes without being
suspected of a tendency to flirt.
Sixth,-No matter how put out-by
her maid or her mllliner-she Is not
permitted the use of stronger language
than Dear met or How tiresome :"
Seventh. She may not chat the
waiter at a foreign table hote, al
though she knows his language perfect
ly and longs to take advantage Of the
chance of showing that she knows it
Eighth. By "A masculine assumption
she is deemed unable to play cricket or
football and is doomed to less violent
games, like croquet and tennis with
mild young men.
Ninth. Though over head and ears
i'll love- she may never make AN offer,
except, perhaps, in leap year, and for
this it would be hard for her to quote
an actual precedent.
Tenth She is expected to be able TO
make use of a needle and is thus dis
ahled from competing with men in
works Of idleness.
Eleventh. Her ears are stepped in
slang when her brothers come home
from school, and yet she is obliged as
far as possible, to keep her lips from
using it.
Twelfth.-If there be baby in the
house where she is visiting, she is pre-
sumed to be unable to talk sensibly
about it,
Thirteenth. When her married sister
makes call, she is always pounced up
Oh to entertain the children.
Fourteenth However humorous hen
temperament may naturally be, she can
not crack a Joke or sing comic song
without being thought eccentric
Fifteenth. She must not practice
boxing except as regards the ears OF
her small brothers
Sixteenth She is not allowed the
privilege of latchkey. - Cassell'.
/ Weekly.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1895-12-26

A highlander, having to teach a
chum IN his regiment to play the bag
pipes, began to instruct him IN reading
the music in the following way
lyon see that chap with white,
ronnd, open face pointing TO "A semi
breye between the lines. well, he
moves slowly from that line 10 this
while You beat one and take a long
blow. Now, if you put leg ON him you
make two of him, and he moves twice
as fast. If you black his face, he runs
four times as fast as the white faced
one. Then, if You bend his knees or tie
his legs, he will hop four times faster
than the white faced one.
Now, when you blow the pipes, re
member that the tighter these chaps
legs are tied the faster they run, and
the quicker they are sure to dance. -
Glasgow Herald