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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-03-04
National CaaG Shredder
tPATGNTED UNDER THE Laws az
THE HAWAIIAN ISLANDS

Mr.. John A. Scott, Manager
of the Hllo Sugar Company
gives the following wonderful.
record Of the working of the
NATIONAL CANE SHRED.
DER, which was erected by
their works at the commence
ment of the crop just har-
vested:
During the past week the
Hilo Sugar Company's mill ex.
ceeded any of its former
records by closing the 1875
hours grinding with an output
of 3004 tons. This is fully 10
per cent. more than the best
work of former years.
1.-THE three roller mill being
26 in. by 81 in. and the two
roller mill 30in. by 60 in. The
first mill doing this amount of
work in an efficient manner
and with great ease, compared
with work on whole cane,
owing to thorough preparation
of the cane by the National
Cane Shredder, recently erec-
ted by the Company. And
by its use the extrac-
tion has been increased from
3 per cent. to 5 per cent. on all
kinds of cane, and in some
cases so per cent. has been
reached; the average being IS
to rs per cent, according to
quality.
Il continue to find the
megass from shredded cane
better fuel than from whole
cane.
"The shredder has been
working day and night for
seven months and has given
me entire satisfaction, having
shredded during that time
about seventy thousand tons
OF cane, and a large part Of it
being hard ratonns.
1.-THE shredder and engine
require very little care or
attention"
w- Plans and specifications
of these shredders may be seen
at the Office of
VIM. G. Irwin & Co. Id.
SOLE AGENTS FOR THE
HAWAIIAN ISLANDS
35q4-3m
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PASSENGERS.
ARRIVALS.

From Waianae. per stmr James Makee,
March 2-H A Widemann, ID E Mills, and
1 Chinese,
From Hawaii and Maui, per stmr Clau-
dine. March 3-Wm q Irwin, Miss Green,
Mrs Iosepa and child, Mr. A Ferguson, NJ
Jamie, + Bucholtz, II n Knight. H Nc
Kenzie, f n Greedy, Z r Hendry, II e
Vida, Mrs A Helekunihi and child, and 40
deck passengers.
From Kauai, per stmr lwalani. Mar p
H Cation. L Douse, Frank G Bertelmann,
and deck.
From Kauai, per stmr Mikahala, Mar 2
DR. Harvey, Mrs DR. Harvey, w H Rice,
f Hackfeld, II A Parmelee, Mrs Toms, A
Knudsen, and Is deck.
From San Francisco. per bark @ D Bry-
ant, March 2-Stephes J Cox and DR. ii IL
Stevens,
DEPARTURES
For San Francisco. per bark Albert,
March &c L GoOdsell. Mrs w Q Morri-
son, Nr and Mrs Pope Bowa't and son h,
Fred Harrison, wife and children.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-03-04

VESSELS LEAVING TODAY.
Schr Mascot, Lorenz, for North Pacific
Ocean.
Stmr Mikahala, Hagiund, for Kauai, at
5 IN.
Stmr Iwalani, Freeman. for Honokaa
and Kukuihaele, at 10 a m.
Stmr Ke Au Hou, Thompson, for Kauai,
at 4 pm.
Stmr Kaala, Brown. for circuit of
Oahu. at 9 a M.
Simr James Makee, Peterson, for Ma
wiliwili, at p M.
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IMPORTS.

Per stmr James Mabee-2SO3 bags sugar,
IS pigs sundries, 16 turkeys.
Per stmr Pele-4OO0 bags sugar.
Per stmr Kasla-1715 bags sugar.
Per stmr he Au Hou-4UOO bags sugar.
Per stmr Iwalani-5OOO bsgs sugar and
so pigs sundries.
Per srmr Mikahala-5O76 bags sugar,
horse and % pkgs sundries.
Per stmr Claudine-lO.6 $40 bags sugar,
4S4 bags spuds, 1875 bags corn, So bdls hides,
SO hogs, bag beans. 1 canoe, so pkgs sun
dries
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ARRIVALS.

SATURDAY. Mar. >.
Stmr Mikahala, Haglund, from Kauai.
Stmr Ke Au Hou, Thompson, from Maka-
well.
Stmr Kaala, Brown, from circuit OF
Oahu.
Stmr Iwalanf. Freeman, from Kilauea.
Stmr Pele McAllister, from Kauai.
Stmr James Makee, Peterson, from
KAPPA. .
stmr Hawaii, Fitzgerald, from Hawaii.
SUNDAY. Mar. 3.
Stmr Claudine, Cameron. from Hawaii
and Maui.
Bk ID Bryant, Jacobsen, from San
Francisco.
Bk Allen, Thompson, from San
Francisco.
Ship Charmer, Holmes, from San Fran
cisco.
Blk w II Dimond, Nilsson, from San
Francisco.
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.'S.I'AiSTg,ISES.

.IrFAitt ; IEH.
SATURDAY, Mar. ,.
Schr Alice Cooke, Penhallow, for San
Francisco.
Blk Albert. Griffths. for San francisco.
SUNDAY. Mar. 3.
Blk Ceylon. Calhoun, for San Francisco.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-03-04
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE.
VESSELS IS PORT.
MES OF WAX.
Philadelphia, Cotton, : r.
UNCERTAINTIES.

MECHANICS.
cribs list does not include coasteTs.l
Ship Charmer, Holmes, San Francisco.
Schr w II Dimond, Nilsson, San Francisco.
Blk c ID Bryant, J acobstn San francisco
Bk s G. Allen, Thompson, San Francisco.
Schr Norma, SwensOn, Claxton, Il G.
Bark Sumatra, Berry, Hilo.
Am ship KeniiWorth, Baker, san Francisco.
Bktne Planter. Dow. San francisco.
Schr Vim Bowden, Fjerem. Newcastle.
Bktne Nary Winkeln, an, NisseD. Newc lie.
Sch King Cyrus, Christensen, Newcastle.
Bktne Uncle John, Peck, Eureka.
ship n r Glade, Hercksen. Liverpool.
Am schr Golden Shore, Henderson, Nc C lie
BEtne Archer. Calhoun, Nanaimo, B G..
Schr Oceania Vance. Anderson, Newcastle.
Blk Robert Sudden, BirL holm Newcastle.
Schr Mascot Lawrence. Victoria, y. C.
Blk Newsboy, Mollestad, Newcastle.
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barometer corrected for temperature and ele-
walton, but not for latitude.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1895-03-04

The HAWAIIAN GAzETTE COMPANY
manufacture rubber stamps of all
descriptions.
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Full noon on tho ioth, at 5 b. ~. p. m.
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r,1., EIGN NAIL aBRY lCE.
81

SJssJuehlps viii leave for and aTTIy" '-"E
the following dates. till cne close Ut iSS5
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The Pacific Commercial Advertiser
Issued Every Morning, Except
Sunday, By the
HAWAIIAN GAZETTE COMPANY
At No. sIs Merchant street.
SUBSCRIPTION RATES:
lt No. 3IS Merchant street

SUBSCRIPTION RATES:
THz DAILY PACIFIC COMMERCIAL ADvER-
TIsER e PAGEs(-
Per 8 months If paid In advance W
Per wear in advance. w
Per wear, postpaid 10 United States
of America, Canada, or Mexico. l! w
Per 1 year, postpaid other Foreign IA w
HAWAIIAN GAZETTE, SEM-WEEKLY q
PAeRs-TUEsDAYs AND FRIDAYs)-
Per year-104 numbers. ...........$o W
Per year, Foreign Countries. w
Payable Invariably In Advance
Advertisements unaccompanied by
specific instructions inserted till ordered
out
Advertisements discontinued before
expiration of specified period will be
charged as II continued for full term.
Liberal allowance on yearly ana nan
yearly contracts.
Where cuts are inserted they must be
ALL METAL-not mounted on wood
otherwise We assume no risk OF their pre-
eeHvation.
Business Manager.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01

One of New York's life insurance
companies, which advertised that il
would pay tho policies .of suicides ms
readily as those of any other insurers,
has withdrawn its offer. This does
not mean of course, explains the At
lanta Constitution, that no policies of
suicides will be paid, as the companies
cannot always do as they please on
that score, but it does mean That this
particular company found it unprofit.
able business to advertise for suicides
claims. Too many people, strangely
enough, were found apparently will
ing to accept the chance of getting
out of tho world while leaving means
OF support behind to their families.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
q TaIchmakcrIs Glover icai.

One OF the oldest treasures in pos
session of the Gear is Il watch CON
structed by Polish mechanic, who
had already earned great reputation
as clever workman. 1t appears that
the Gear, hearing of the marvellous in
yentive genius of this man deter
mined TO put him to the test, and
forwarded him boy, containing n
few copper nails, some wood chip
pings, n piece of broken glass, an old
cracked china cup, some wire, and n
few criBbage board pegs, with re-
quest that he should transform them
into u time piece.
Nothing daunted, and perceiving n
golden opportunity for winning favor
Mt the Court, the matchmaker set
about his task with enthusiasm, and
in the almost incredibly short space of
eight days, had dispatched wonder
fully constructed watch to tho Gear,
who was so surprised and delighted at
the work that he sent for tho maker
and conferred upon him several dis
tinctions, rs we'll as granting him q
pension.
The case os the watch was made of
china, while the works were simply
composed of the odds and ends nc.
companying the old cup. Not only
did it keep good time, but only re-
quired winding once Eevery four days.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01

IN tho surgery, who must necessarilv
be Of strong nerves. Hereceiyed sev.
eral applications, and, when TELLING n
lad what the duties were, in order 70
test his nerves, he would say. while
pointing to grinning skeleton stand.
ing upright in a corner:
Part of your work would be to
feed the skeleton there, and, whilo
you are here, you might as we'll hayo
try to do so."
A few lads would consent to trial.
and receive basin of hot Cruel and n
spoon. While they were pouring tho
hot mass into the skull tho doctor
would mako his voice appear to pro.
coed from tho jaws of the bopy Gus
toner, and gurglo out, "Br-r-r-gr.
huh, that's hoti"
This was too much, and, without ex-
ception, the lads dropped the basin
and bolted. Tho doctor began to dcg-
pair of ever getting suitable help
mate, until small boy came and was
given tho Cruel spoon.
After the first spoonful the skeleton
appeared to say, "Gr-r-r-uh-rhr, that's
hot"
Shovelling in the scalding Cruel az
fast as ever, the lad raped tho skull,
and impatiently retorted: "Weel,
llst blow ont, We auld .bony!"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01

Says the Louis Republic: Corn i.
the most potent power fer wealth VIC
have in the United States. 1t does
more useful things for tho masses-
the people of small capital or no CAPT.
tal-thnn any other Of orr resources.
The farmers of the West and Soutl,
with their corn crop are the fashion.
ers OF tho good times. Pay in New
York your Acknowledgements to the
farmer and his corn.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
lie Killed Chief Tccumsel,

The Senate Chamber in Washington
Ii about to he decorated with the bust
OF one OF tho most able and popular
mon who have presided over that
body, Richard NJ. Johnson, of Ken
lucky. who was Vice President of the
United States during the Presidency
of Martin Van Buren,.
Richard NJ. Johnson was one of
those early statesmen who fought
their way to popularity in the forests
OF tho new world Like Jackson.
Harrison, Sam Houston, Dayy Crock
cit and others who vera familiar iig-
ures in public life during that era,
Colonel johnson had smelt sunpowder
on the frontier, and knew we'll the
ring of the savages' war whoops.
Johnson's most famous exploit wGs
during the War of 1912. As Garfield
did many years later, the bold Ken i.
tuckian resigned a seat in Congress in
order to take the field. He was in
command of q regiment uuder Will
lam Henry Harrison, and III the battlo
OF the Thames, October 5, 1913, it is
beloved that johnson slew with his
p"h i"uu biiC iuilCuS UUu nlGDerlO I'M
conquered chief, Tccumseh.
In this battle the British and tho
Indians were combined. The English
forces were posted between tho river
and the marsh, whiio the Indians wero
on high ground in the swampy land.
Colonel Johnson ordered his men for -
ward, and the English let them get
within few yards before the com
inand to fire WAS given. desperate
battle took place, the Americans be-
ing victorious. Tecumseh was found
on the field dead, and it is asserted
that johnson was The one who shot
him, MS he was killed by man on
horseback, and Johnson was The only
one mounted, his command being in
fantry. 1t was also known that John
son.had been engaged in hand-to-
hand fight with ono of the most des-
perate of the chiefs who answered to
the description of Tecumsch John
son himself WAS badly wounded
When Colonel johnson returned to
Congress he was still too sick to walk,
aad was received with iriumphal
procession and joint resolution of
thanks was passed by both Houses of
CONGRESS-. New York Mail and Ex-
press.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
The facility with which tho M

The facility with which the pnblic
forgets failures of prominent men is
illustrated i'll the case of Lord VOL.
seley, recently placed in command of
the British army. Ten years ago he
was sent to Khartoum to rescue Con.
eral Gordon. The road thither wos
not specially difficult one, but when
Lord Wolscley led his army to Korti
no felt go secure that he divided If
sending one portion up the river
toward Abu Hamel, while the other
marched through the Bayuda desert
toward Metemmeh. By gross mis-.
management time was wastedi in march.
ing and countermarching, and, as time
was the essential OF General Gordon
safety, tho expedition ended in 81
humiliating failure. Had the vacancy
which he has filled occurred ten veo,s
ago no would have been the last mn,
selected, but ten years is long period
and he has had better luck since.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
Recovered the Ring From Her SOL
der husbands Amputatel Arm.


All the romance that sprang from
our Civil War will never be told, and
yet many of them are we'll worth the
telling. A charming little story comes
from the South, and is doubly beauti-
full because it turned out oil right in
the end.
+ Mrs. Lewis, wife of the General of
that name, chief of the Installation
Department of the Atlanta EXPOSE
ton, is the heroine. She was married
just at the outbreak of the war, aud
when her husband left for the fight she
gave him gold ring, which had an
opening that contained lock OF her
hair.
In one of the battles of the Wilder
ness General Lewis received n bullet
in his arm, which was amputated in
the field hospital, where hundreds of
similar operations were going on.
A friend remembered that the Gen
ernl had always worn the ring upon
the hand of the amputated arm and
went back to the hospital to search
for the missing member. When he
discovered it ut length no drew the
ring from the finger and sent. it to
Mrs. Lewis, who wears it rs proudly
and reverentiy MS her wedding ring. -
New York Herald.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
This year has broken Tho rooo,,

This year has broken the record in
yachting circles There are in This
country over 225 yacht clubs. with
probably more than GOOo yachts, and
each has had its full number of reoat.
tas and sails during the season. Be.
ginning last fall, yacht builders have
been driven with business new boats
to be built and old ones to be over.
hauled. Not only is this interest man.
ifested in coast towns, but in tho in.
terror it is active. .You have no
idea," said Chicago man not long
ago, chow interested the West is in
yachting" Chicago herself has never
taken such an interest or had SO manv
yachts on the lake. 1t is SO of De.
troit, Cleveland, Toledo and other
towns. Even little lakes like Genevo
and Pine, in Wisconsin, and Mime.
tonka, in Minnesota, have one or mora
clubs. And from England, France
and Italy come stories of the same en-.
thusiasm--new boats built, new clubs
organized.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
Pussy Batting n Rat.

William Glenn, of New London,
threw some lobster meat to his cat.
Cats are very fond of this dellcacy. so
what was Williams surprise on seeing
Grimalkin lug the meat around the cor
her Following her, he found that she
had placed 1t carefully in front of a
large rat hole as bait. Then she lay
in wait behind barrel until an un.
wary rat came out and snapped tho
bait, when pussy pounced on him and
broke his back with n single shake.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
EARTH BOUND,

Sock who will for starry love,
Mysteries of the milky way,
Der tho secret spectrum pose,
Gathered from tho distant ray.
Needless
Oh tho sky;
Give mo what tho grasses say
Whispering down the summer day.
Search who lists thcunfu,homcd deep
Far below the laughing waves,
Wistful what The ages keep
Safely hid in ocean cuvea.
NauSht 1 care
What they bear:
Tell mo what the bubbles hymn
Dancing on the pillows brim.
Turn who longs the dusty scroll;
Record of n vanished age,
Seek whit flreI tho herds soul,
Ncrved his arm or dullcd his rage.
What prize
Never lies.
Give mo but tho faithful chart
OF my comrades loving heart.
Samuel Minturn Peck, in Boston Transcript
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01

Of all tho people of Europe the
French have tho fowest children .Nnill
the Irish the most. RHO average
French family siNnpcrs SOB persons
and the averago Irish family %. In
England the average is As and In
Germany it is IL. The Spanish and
Russians closely approach the Irish
in prolificness. Ccntrastcd with tho
French in Europe, the French in Can
ada are the most prolific race in
Christendom.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
THE LAUGH on THE PROFESSOR.

Two or three West Pointers who;were
spending part of theii graduation
leave in Europe, found themselves one
evening in Paris hotel. While they
were Mt dinner man came to the door
and asked:
"Does any one here speak English o.
An attendant engaged the inquirer
in conversation, and one of tho lieu
tenants said to the other:
81 wish we could see his face. The
voice sounds very familiar"
THAT'S what was thinking" re-
piled the other.
In moment or two the new arrival
came in. and there stood the West
Pointers French professor. Pitts
burg Chronicle Telegraph.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01

The Halo peach orchard in Georgia
is what was once an old cotton plnnta-
ton of 900 acres. In tho winter of
1922 100000 peach trees were
planted Oh it. This year the crop has
been SO heavy, ayers the New York
World, that tho mere cost OF market
ing it has reached $40. nnn Ii isstated
in Southern newspaper that freight
and other expenses OF putting the
fruit on the market reach $500 car.
load.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01

Although good crops are almost uni
versal this year Indiana has suffered
from drought, which will cause heavy
losses ill some parts of tho State. IL
explanation it is SAID that in thirty
years it has cut away the trees from
$4,000 600 acres OF forest lands and
that it suffers for rnin as result Of
its lack of timber.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01

An idea of the expense of maintain.
ing first-class English modern battle
ship in commission may DO gathered
from the fact that the new vessels
Powerful and Terrible, of IA, 900 tens,
require 900 men to man them.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
Phocnicians and Modern EneIisl,

The Phoenicians present striking
parallel with the modern English.
They were tho greatest manufacture.
crs, tho greatest colonizcrs. and the
greatest seamon of tho period B. G.
Originally mere traders in the manu-
factures of Assyria and Egypt, they
soon learnt to make these wares them
selves, and quickly drew the whole
known world into tho circle of their
commerce. London Chronicle.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
A KIyD-uEARrED GIRL.

a Macon girl is just back from the
country. While there she asked of q
farmer:
"Why don't you milk that cow"
pointing to one in an adjoining lot.
Because it is dry, miss"
"Dry?"
eyes, miss. She's been dry for two
weeks"
"You cruel wretch" she exclaimed.
"Why don't yon give her some water 2"
and the man turned his face toward
tho COW house and shook with emo
tions he could not suppress Macon
News.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01

Russia is so anxious to colombo
quickly the Amur district with Co.'S
sacks, in order TO watch the Chinese
frontier, that she offers each male
settler eighty acres of land free, loan
OF 1925 without interest for thirty
three years, and exemption from taxes
for three years and from military
service for five.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
CHARGED FOR TIME.

Hurry Up-"What is tho reason
you charge twice rs much for my cuffs
rs YOU did formerly"
Washerwoman- because you have
begun making pencil notes on them. "
Hurry Up-"What difference does
that make?"
Washerwoman-"The girls waste so
much time in trying to make thom
out. Tit Bits.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
A LITTLE SURPRISE.

HAD been married
just n twelvemonth
and, rs l believed,
j had got tho very
dearest little wo-
man in the world
for my wife. The
year just concluded
Ind in consequence
been the happicst
of my existence,
and L resolved to
make my partner n
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
pERspIRISG EASILY.

Professor Visiting student)-
elbow cold it is hcrcl Do You ever
have tirc How can you work in
this temperatures"
Studcnt-"Ah! Professor, when I
begin to feel cold, / just think of my
examination, and then l pcrspiro all
over"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
sUMMoNING VS.. SEEING.

"And you really claim that you can
summon ghosts Into your presence?"
Certainly"
''Prove it,"
81 will"
He summons ghost.
But don't see anything"
Nor l. But l summoned one Just
the same. l didn't say could make
him come. "-Harper's Bazaar.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
I,1pEnrEcr 1NronMAr1oN.

"Aw, they say, don't We know, that
Cholly Caperway has bwain trouble. "
"Too bad. Why don't they do
something's"
"Thoy cwan't locate it. we know"
"The bwain or the trouble?"
"Wcally, don't yo know, 1 WEAKLY
forgot TO awsK. Chicago Record
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
A NATURAL EERoR.
Here's n

He-"Como here. Anna Here's
vegetable peddlcr.
She (hurrying to the door Mon
sense That's the millincr with my
new hat. "-t'liegende Blaettcr.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
AN INTRODUCTION.

Mr.. Braithwaite- "This is Mr..
Nicholson, my dear, business
friend"
Mrs. Braithwaito-"I rather think
| have met Mr.. Nicholson before some
where or other
MIR. Nicholson-"Tha is not i'm
probable. 1 have frequently been
there"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
DID NOT WANT THE HOUSE.

She-"Do you know, Harry, father
has forbi ltlen you the house?"
Forbidden mo tho house! /
never asked for his house. His daugh-
ter is good enough for me. Boston
Transcript.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
A DIFFERENCE IN DISTANCES.

Tourist-"How far is it to Tick,
town?"
Nntivc-"About ri, 900 mild, rcck.
on
Tourist Impossible
Nntive-"I mean eli We keep on the
way ye're goin' now. Ell We turn round
and so back, it's only about mild. "
Pathfinder.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
A DULL BOOK,

"Let me congratulate on tho sue
cess OF your dream book" said Mr..
Dukaue to rising young author.
"My dream bool,?" repeated the
author, in surprise.
"Well, l fell asleep whilo reading
it, and dreamed lots OF things DesIort
-We!.S''vu up" --Pittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01

The total valuation of property in
Missouri this year is Sl,0O5, O99, 769.
This is an increase of 800, 900, 900 over
the valuation. of last year.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1895-11-01
LOVES TEST.

''You can usually tell how much n
man is in love-" says tho NIanuyunk
Philosopher, "by the length of time
it takes him to button his glove. -
Philadelphia Record.