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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-10-17
Travels of the PuG.

Oldboy|I wonder where these big
pulled sleeves are going to end?
Guffy-I don't know; the bicycle
girls just now seem to wear them be-
tween the waist and the knees!-Har-
per'S Bazaar.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-10-17
That joyful Feeling.

A printer being asked if he was a
Nest Pointer said no. he was a setter.
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Bicycling Without Legs.

Here is the greatest of all bicycle
freaks. It is a wheel whose rider has
no legs and only one arm. The rider is
Arthur Roadhouse, a boy resident Of
De Kalb, Ill., He is Is years old, bright
and as active as his physical imperfec-
lions. which came from birth, will al
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-10-17
BORROWED BUBBLES.
ALL KINDS OF HCMOR FHESEa
FROM THE JOKE SHOP.

II You Want to XIII the Idle Mo-
ments Try n Dose OF Therefor
Can Read Them TO Your Mother
in-Law, without Onendin8.
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4 Quiet Ga me-.

Photographer-Did you want sit.
ting to-day. Dash:i way:
Eashaway-NOt on your life. l had
enc last night that will do me for i
month.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-10-17

"I have tried Parker's Ginger Tonic
snd believe in IT, says mother. and so VIII you say
when familiar with its revitilizing properties.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-10-17

hinged a lid, shown raised in the en-
craving; at the front side OF the box Is
slideway for a plunger, the rear SIDE
OF the slideway being formed by an ad-
Unstable cross bar, the plunger and the
cross bar being recessed on their upper
faces to permit the movement over
them of lever pivoted to the rear OF
the box. At the right of the plunger
is cigarette receptacle. whose rear
wall is formed by a block drawn rear
ward by spring and pressed forward
by a wedge operated by the movement
OF the lever, the wedge sliding between
front cross bar and another adjustable
cross bar. The rear cross bar has rear
wardly extending arms connected by a
cross bar moving in extensions from the
casing, and the latter cross bar is ad-
justed to the desired position by means
OF screws and wing nuts. The cross
bar next the plunger has series OF
apertures registering with apertures IN
the bottom Of the casing at different
distances from its front, screws being
placed in different apertures as the bar
40 AAAVSCu UdCh"dIu, uuHCA chS s-~
jacent to the apertures indicate how
many cigarettes the receptacle will take
when the fastening screws are inserted
in the different apertures. Plungers OF
different widths are used for each posi-
ton of the bar. The cigarette recepta-
Gle has outer projections over which
paper bag may be placed and has
separate lid opened by a spring. the
catch Of the lid being released and the
lid opening automatically, after the
lever has been moved its full stroke to
actuate the plunger and push the
cigarettes out Of the receptacle into the
bag or wrapper incl0sing the package.
The cigarettes are inserted by hand be-
fore the lid is closed and the bag or
wrapper placed in position.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-10-17

With the exhilerating sense of renewed
health and strength and internal cleanli
ness which follows the use of Syrup o
Figs is unknown to the few who hav'
not progressed beyond the old time med
icines and the cheap substitutes some
times offered but never accepted by thu
we'll informed.
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SLOW are you succeeding at keeping
house in the country, Mr.. Hill?'
First rate at that. But the neigh
bors have borrowed almost every thing
se.'-Harlem Life.
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The devil loves the man who takes
of his wife.
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just how It does 10 II not the question.
1t Is enough to know that indercorns takes out the
corrs and very pleasant relief is 5c at GruSglss
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Allem!

le-lou know that man proposes
She-NO, l don't, Mr.. Softly; I've
only heard so. Uhen business was be
gun.)-BOston Globe.
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Training His Voice.

Mamma. Jimmie Watts is learning
to be a brakeman"
Learning to be 4 brakeman
"Yes; he can holiea MOoresville and
Junctionburg now sc you can't under
stand him"
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Cinnamon should make good pool
players. They have all their own
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-10-17

Few things are more ludicrous than
bogus dignity.
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seemed that a great peace had taken
possession Of her soul Make 1t
chocolate, with lots Of cream.-De-
trOit Tribune.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-10-17

When . girl has three brothers her
to come and zee her at her house.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-10-17

He-Kissing is utterly foolish unless
the couple be alone. She docking
around)-Where did mamma go?
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PisO's Cure cured me of = Throat and
Lung trouble of three years Standing
T.. CApY, Huntington. Ind, Nov. II, 1894.
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Fit hadn't been for the hot winds
Iowa might have had corn to burn this
fall.
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Decision

"Could l only read the future"
She nervously played with the fra
gile fan. while the color alternately
deepened and faded upon her cheek.
The future"
For an instant her eyes met the eyes
Of the man who stood waiting for her
to speak.
Il have decided" she said. and It
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1895-10-17

The inventor of soap was friend of
the gospel.
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Master (dispa tchiIg a note)-On the
way you pass Il public house.
Man (eageriyl-Yessir."
Master-NeIi, pass it.-Pick-Me-Cp.
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Tramp lat dentists doOr)-rd like
my teeth filled.
Dentist-What WITHHOLD or silver?
Tramp (eagerly)-Oh, just plain bread
will dO.-Truth.
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A Specific Socces

A Specific S0ccess.
''IS marriage a failure:
mo; not as a means of grace.
"Er-what:'
ut leads to repentance."-Truth.
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w. n. U.-WICHITA-VOI-8 3, NO. az.
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when Answering Advertisements Please
Mention This Paper.
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The devil hates shining face.
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SCIENCE UP TO DATE.
CURRENT NOTES OF PROGRESS
FROM MANY FIELDS.
A Machine to Facilitate tho Work OF
Packing Tobacco-A Bicycle Without
Pedals for the Feet-An Electric
Lighter
- MACHINE OF

NJ A CHI l N f OF
simple construction
to facilitate the
packing Of cigar
cites, and readily
adjustable for pack
ing different num-
bers, is shown In
the accompanying
illustration. A suit
able base is re-
cessed to form a
box to which is
The herald., 1895-08-20
OUR " INES

Samio Josepha the wine expert and
buyer for James Josepha & Co., the big
New York firm, is in san Francisco. He
is here with the intent and purpose OF
securing some brands of wine to intro
duce to the eastern trade. One object of
NJ. JCsepha's visit, SO he claims, is to
secure line of wines which he can sell
to restaurants and saloon men in the
east at price which will enable them to
sell our wines at lower price, and thus
popularize them. Those who nave had
experience in these things know that
very m ediocre grades of wine are retailed
at Is ceEts glass. This is too much,
and drinkers take whisky instead. Mr..
Josepha will earn the gratitude OF our
wine growers If he accomplishes his pur-
pose. 1t was not so very long ago when
an orange Sas an article of luxury back
east. Today the family is poor indeed
which does not use more or less such
fruit every day. Our wines can be pop
ularized Just as have bsen our oranges
and other fruits. So long as wine max
ing is an industry of this state, any m ove
which will increase the consumption of
these wines reflects itself in our prosper
ity. Some people may not approve Of
Mr.. Josepha's efforts. but he does not in
vite any one to drink California nor
any other kind OF wine unless they choose
to- However, he does think that those
who do drink wines should drink the
California product, and in this he is
right
The herald., 1895-08-20
SILURIANS. WAKE UP

Every body knows the story OF the man
who owned the goose that laid the golden
eggs. The moral of the story is one that
Los Angeles should at once profit by. In
regard to the oil industry, tho point is so
plain that he who runs may read.
Oil in this city is worth today from 40
to 80 cents a barrel; in San Francisco it
sells readily for from S1.65 to Sl.75 a
barrel; it costs by water freight about 10
cents barrel to deliver the product in
the northern metropolis. Tho moral is
obvious. Las Angeles banks have sur
felt of money; Los Angeles foundries and
hardware merchants aye making money
hand over fist out of the oil development.
and yet not a move has been made By
Los Angeles capitalists to provide means
for water transportation of the surplus
product to the northern metropolis. and
thus relieve the producers of that portion
OF their product which this city cannot
consume.
This apathy is the same simple. stupid.
suicidal policy followed by our ancient
friend who owned the .egg-laying
goose. Los Angeles has never oeen
charged with being controlled by thos Q
moss-covered, m somnalent pigs. the Siluri-
ans, who have brought San Francisco to its
present decrepitude, and 1t will be our
elernal shame il we surrender to them
now. The enterpIising men of this city
can well afford to put up money enough
to establish freight steamer limo to San
Francisco that will enable the oil pro-
ducers to place thsir product in that city,
and a good profit will result to all con
cerned.
The herald., 1895-08-20
WHO OWNS FIRST STREET

Who owns First street? Tne city or the
Southern Pacific company? Several times
of late, the caole cars on their way to the.
Santa Fe and Terminal railway depots
have been blocked and delayed by the
Southern Pacific trains on Alameda
street. This is all wrong, and the council
should at once take measures to abate the
nuisance. Chief of Police Glass. and
most of the councilmen, are OF course
above suspicion of being tied up to the
Southern Pacific OF any other corpora
ton; they, equally of course. are not un-
der any obligation to that corporation,
as mono of them would lay themselves
open to suspicion by accepting favors
from that company. Such disclosure
would not look well in print. So far as
tho public knows the city officials do not
wear collars furnished by Mr.. Hunting
ton. and if this is the case why do they
allow this bockading Of street cars on
their way to the depots OF rival railways?
The Herald trusts this matter will be
remedied without the necessity of going
into further, and to someone, possibly
painful details.
The herald., 1895-08-20
TROUBLE AT INGLEWCOD
A Brick.Yard's Foreman a Ccr0nic
Assailant
The Station Agent 10 Assaulted. But Levels
"car Steei'' At the Gang. Who
Promptly Run Away

On Thursday last at the little town OF
Inglewood man whose first name is
Charlie, but whose last name is not yet
known, quarrelsomely refused to allow Z.
+. Guest, younger brother OF S. A.
Guest, the Southern California railroad
agent at that place, to go on wish his
work. The man Charlie acts in the capac-
ity of foreman at the Houlahan & Crit
fifth brick works, situated near 1ngle-
wood, ana is said to possess a character
far from amiable. Words followed Charlie s
interference, which, however, were
quickly over with and the ter almost
forgotten, when suddenly, and without
warming, the brick yard forman struck
E. f. Guest. Unprovoked as was this,
it too passed without further serious
trouble. Yesterday morning the station
agent directed that his brother, E. F.
Guest, proceed to car which was being
loaded and give certain stated directions
to the men at work. This the ooy did,
but while doing so was again attacked by
the foreman. Young Guest picked up a
car steel and was using it in his own de-
fense when the station agent appeared
upon the scene and took the car steel
away from his younger brother and at
tempted to quell the disturbance. Just
then the agent found his arms pinioned.
Turning around quickly he saw that his
assailant was Charlie, the foreman. He
gave his body a wrench tearing his shirt
almost off him in the effort, but succeed
ing in getting away from the foreman's
hold. He then pulled from his pocket the
car steel. where he had placed it after
taking it away from his brother, and
using it as one might pistol. leveled it
at the crowd OF brick yard workmen that
during the trouble had congregated. The
gang evidently thinking it to be she Of
ing iron, broke and ran, and the agent
and his brother returned to the office.
Later in the day Mr.. Guest was arrested
on the charge OF assault, the complaint
being sworn to by one Drakeshuelr, a
man, the agent says he does not know.
Further trouble is feared.
Word reached the city of difficulty
which was reported to have taken place
at Inglewood. and the foregoing details
were learned from a gentleman who is a
resident of the town and who is believed
to be reliable.
The herald., 1895-08-20

Governor Budd is too i'll to be troubled
about otfice-seekers and appointme nts,
else The Herald would remind him that
while the Democracy of Southern Caifor.
MIA is deeply grateful for his appreciative
promotion to important positions OF
such good Republicans as MIR. Daily OF
Ventura, and the accomplished Colonel
Tom Lewis of this city, there several
good Democrats left in S S,uthern Califor-
MIA who would add to the effulgency OF
his administration and would assist in
the carrying cut of his policy Of economy
by being put in Office.
The herald., 1895-08-20
Too Much Mother-in.Law

WOODLAND, August ia woman
named Lee Goodin was found in an un-
occupied building on North College street
this evening, where she had swallowed
an ounce of carbolic acid with suicidal
intent. She left home about o'clock
this morning, ana her husband supposed
she had gone to school. He says he
knows of no reason why she should have
attem pied to take her life. She wrote a
statement to the effect that her mother
in-law was the cause of all her troubles.
The woman will proba bly, recover.
The herald., 1895-08-20
SUBSCRIBERS, ATTENTION

Those who are leaving for out of town
during the summer can have their pa
pers changed and secure n regular deliv-
cry each morning without extra trouble.
The Herald is delivered every morning
in every town in Southern California.
Send in your changes.
The herald., 1895-08-20

it is made so only by our imports, while
exports are very small, which throws a
heavy trade balance against us. Mr.. Bar
rett offers some suggestions as to how we
may increase our export trade. These
suggestions will be presented in tomor-
rows issue and are worthy the attention
OF our merchants and the Half Million
club OF San Franc isco.
The herald., 1895-08-20
THE POLITE WORLD

largo number OF fricn ds rendered a
farewell party to Mr.. George Catey at
the residence of Mr.. and Mrs. Stockwell
ia Compton last Saturday night. The
rooms were beautifully decorated with
roses and smilax. The evening was passed
in music. games and conversation, during
which delicious refreshments were served.
Those present were Mr.. and Mrs. Stock.
we'll. Mr.. and Mrs. Wilcox, Misses Alma
Conkln, Ermina Sahl. Allie Kincaid.
Minnie Catey, Kimball, Amy Musselman.
Jenny Aiekien, Rena Hathron, Emma
Catey. Carrie Musselman, Edith Collin.
ridge, Mabel Mayo. Maude Eastman. Min
ME Stevens, Messrs. George Catey, W.
Notuny. George Phillips. Iva Aiken.
Stacy Stanley. A. Abbott, G. Aickin,
Elmer kincaid, l.. johnson, J. Conklin,
L. Latin, Walter Abbott. King. Mealy,
Ralph Kincaid and many others.
rlonthIy Social
The regular monthly social OF the Los
Angeles Young Women's Christian Tenn
perance union was given at the homo Of
the Misses Clemens. 2S Loomis street, last
Friday evening. A short programme
was rendered, consisting of recitation by
Mrs. NJ. {. Hoch, solo by MISS Ruth
Green and recitation by Miss Ruth Smith.
Mrs. Hocb. president of the association,
then gave u very interesting talk of the
work which had been done by the society
and of the future work which was to be
takea up. Refreshments and games oc-
cupied the remainder of the evening. and
general good time was had by all.
About thirty eight were present. among
whom were a large number of the honor
ary members of the society.
Wedding Bells
A beautiful and impressive ceremony
occurred on Sunday afternoon at Trinity
Episcopal church. Santa Barbara. the oc-
aston being the marriage Of MIR. Dana
Burks. the we'll known citizen of Los An
geles, to Miss Maria Il. de Castera Car
hart OF Burbank, Cal. Mr.. George Reed
of this city acted as best man. The we'd
ding was followed by an elaborate dinner
at the Arlington hotel. Music was fur
nished by a splendid orchestra. thu mu-
sicians being stationed in an adjoining
room. The bridal couple left on the p.
m. train for Coronado, where the first
part of the honeymoon will be spent. Mr..
and Mrs. Burks then going Go Del Monte.
Quite large number OF friends from this
city were present at the ceremony.
Here and There
Mr.. r. II. Howell and his daughter,
Mrs. Mark Lewis. returned home Sun
day from few days outing at Catalina.
The many friends of Miss Claude
Moriarty will be sorry to learn THAI she
left Los Angelo, last Thusrday evening to
he absent about three years, during which
time she will attend school IN Canada.
Joseph Shultz returned yesterday from
an extended trip to Europe.
Miss Nellie Z. Bowen, Miss NJ. n.
Bowen. Mrs. n. Ball. Mrs. J. NJ. Jackson.
Mr.. NJ. Cahen, Mr. c. c. Cohn and G.
Klinkie will leave shortly for a three
weeks yachting from Port Los Angeles
to Catalina.
Miss Hattie and Mamie Andrews, chap
eroned by Mrs. NJ. S. Johnston, are a
Catalina.
MI. E. P. BRYAN returned home yester-
day from a sh ort visit to Catalina.
The herald., 1895-08-20

Superintendent of Parks Meserve ar
rested E. Knapp yesterday afternoon for
ob,tructing the sidewalk in Central park.
NJ. ]. Phillips was arrested later by the
same officer for having disturbed the
peace and quietude of that resort of true
lovers of botany and green grass.
The herald., 1895-08-20
Goat Hardiers lin tn Work

WEST SUPERIOR, Wis, August 49,
The coal handlers strike was settled to-
day, and the men are fast returning to
work. About 700 men were out but
many of them went west to work in the
harvest fields and to the mines on the
RANGE.
The herald., 1895-08-20
Y. NJ. c. A. Wheelmrn

met in the parlors of the Y. NJ. CA. last
evening and perfected an organization.
lhe club will be known as the Y. NJ. c..
A. Wheelnen of Los Angeles. A consti-
tut ion was adorted and officers elected as
follows: President, W. A. Wallis; vice.
president A.. n. Thompson; secretary
and treasurer, +. l.. Annable: captain,
August c. f. Dee; first lieutenant. C. +.
Rowe. Steps will be taken Immediately
to fit up a bicycle room in the base ment
of the association building for the use Of
mem bers of the club.
The initiatory run will be held on Mon
day evening. September ID.
The herald., 1895-08-20
TO CORRESPONDENTS

Correspondents should bear in mind
that to insure prompt delivery OF their
letters it requires two'cent stamp on
stamp are held in the postoaice for post
The herald., 1895-08-20

We are having so many varieties of
booms here now that few people outside
of those directly interested realize that a
full-hedged, bonan zaish mining boom is
existing all over Southern California, and
that mum bers of men are daily making
their everlasting fortunes.
The herald., 1895-08-20

The residence of Mr.. Lsdy at 2S10 Ma.
pie avenue was totally destroyed by fire
last night The fire caught from the ex-
plosion of a coal oil lamp. The house
worth 500, was nearly all saved. The
alarm was turned in about $50 o'clock.
The herald., 1895-08-20
Here and There
Frank n. peckham

Engraver formerly of the MetcalfStation.
work in all lines of copper plate engraving.
Wedding cards. monograms, crests. etc.
Our prices the same and promptness and
satisfaction guaranteed. The Century En-
craving Co.. society stationers. 233 South
Spring street.
The herald., 1895-08-20
Gleason Lost q Bet

The largest audience yet assembled since
Prof. Gleasons engagement filled Haz-
ards pavilion last night. The event of
the evening was the driving of James
Dalzell's chestnut horse to wagon in
thirty minutes, or the loss of $25 bet.
The herald., 1895-08-20

effect that Colonel Nj. +. Allen of Gar
vanza wants to bs mayor-not of Garvanza,
but of Los Angeles. when that interesting
su burb is annexed to this city.
The herald., 1895-08-20
Sent to Jail for Life

GRAND HAVEN. Mich, August 19.-
George Chesbro the 17-year-old youth
convicted of numbering his grandmother,
Mrs Levi Pierce on July Sth last, was
sentenced to life Imprisonment at Jack
son penitentiary.
The herald., 1895-08-20

San Francisco has an instance of man
who went crazy at his wedding. THIS
is an innovation. Every city has men who
went crazy either before their weddings or
soon after
The herald., 1895-08-20

A. f. Berry. who has spent the last
year and half in Phoenix. Ariz., has
returned to his first love. Los Angeles.
and is now connected with the we'll
known firm Of Snyder d Goodwin.
"Dick,' es he is known to friends, is a
good shoe man. couGenial and affabls
salesman, and will become fixture as
soon as he gets familiar with their stock
The firm is very fortunate in securing his
aervIcaS
The herald., 1895-08-20

Father Ducy, who curing his eight
months residence here. has only twice
been called Mr.. Buck, his true name. re.
turned yesterday from an extended so-
journ at Catalina. His usually bright
face, that is so prone to become wreathsd
in smiles, is brighter than ever before,
and whenever he talks, his anita. 2. A.
physiognomy cackles like the freshly
roasted pig of which Charles Lamb has
SO brilliantly written.
The herald., 1895-08-20

two Trilbys will appear. One will be Just
plain everyday Trilby; the other is
characterized as a "Ben Bolt" Trilby.
The herald., 1895-08-20

Ben 0. Rhoades, the auct1oneer. leaves
this morning for the east to be absent
several weeks on business.
The herald., 1895-08-20

The Berkeley boys are now giving their
college cry with renewed vigor. They
have secured Dutterworth, the famous
Yale full back, as a coach.
The herald., 1895-08-20

For engraved visiting cards. The Cen
tury Engraving Co.. Engravers and society
stationers, o33 South Spring street.
The herald., 1895-08-20

Oakland society ladies' are to have
living picture entertai n N ent at which
The herald., 1895-08-20
CURRENT COMMENT

Yuba county is to the front with new
variety of lady bug.
The herald., 1895-08-20
Sale Of Hurd's Fine Stationery

The Century Engraving Co.. enHravers
and society stationers. 233.South Spring
street.
The herald., 1895-08-20

Do you Drink?-If SO, try Manitou mir.
9. al water. H. Jevne. grocer, agent.