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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-09-08

In these tunnels. but l say, and l am not
afraid that my statements Will be refuteo,
that to hurry from the open ar 10 a cellar
IS In itself fearfu.ly conducive TO disease.
You have been breathing the fresh air. you
are DESTROYS of catching a train; you there
fore hurry: fnd youself In a tunnel where
fresh air Is unknown. and being out OF
breath you inhale rapidly and copiousiy.
This means that you inspire all that the
badly ventilated air contains. germs. bacili
Of all kinds and a choice collection OF nox-
ious gases. Perhaps'a dozen people IN the
carriage are doing the same; you exchange
breaths-in a word, you assist each other
to disease"
TEN on Manhattan island?
Among the lesser evils of the underground
is the difficulty OF finding out where on
earth. or rather under the earth, you are.
The guard, whilst ii must, for truths sake,
be admitted that he is less truculent than
the presiding genius Of an ]" train, Is no
whit clearer in the matter Of enunc.ation
than the fiend who expects you TO recognize
"Twann'th street. or chin Squay." Also
in the crepuscular underground region il is
impossible to find the name Of the station
amid the wilderness of mural advertise
ments.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-09-08

A Returning Templar Becomes the
Prey of a Cab Driver.
N1~v v1~t~ E,,1-frx Cun

&NcW IUlh LNcLIHS Jul
G. w. Smith, a Knight Templar, who is on
his way home from the cOnclave in Boston,
is a farmer. He said SO himself In the JEFF
ferson Market Police Court this morning.
He did not need TO make that announce
ment. He had the word farmer implied
by his general appearance.
Mr.. Smith lives in R~idgeway, a suburb of
the town of Adrian, Mich. He came to
this city from Boston, accompanied by his
wife, on the Priscilla this morn
ing.
spare, he thought he would like to take a
drive through Central Park.
Mr.. Smith speaks with a fine rural dialect
and a nasal information. He walked up to a
cab, which was standing at the dock of
the Fall River line, and asked a driver by
charge to drive them through the park.
Three dollars" said Rugg.
"Gosh," said Smith, "thet's a sight o
money. I don't believe we orter charge
well" said Rugg. confdentially. its
this way; I'd like first rate to take you up
know, being a city man, that / can't do
it for less. I'd be arrested sure. You
know how Roosevelt is enforcing the law.
I'd like to oblige you, but I'm afraid to do
well. that is a fact. said Smith. Il re-
member naow tibet tn do fix tn fare by
law. I'd most forgot it fer a minute"
So Mr.. and Mrs. Smith climbed into the
cab, which looked as If It would not hold
together for more than a minute, and drove
Rugg drove them from the Fall River line
pier to Washington square and stopped
with a flourish.
Here We are, sir. Here's Central Park.
Pretty fine, amt it?'
Pretty small, l think" said Smith.
."Ohr' said the driver this is just the
entrance. You've got to go round the
corner to see the rest of it,"
But 1 thought you were going ter drive
US round" said Smith.
ssCouldn't d0 that said Rugg. Its
against the law. They don't allow no driver
in Central Park"
Smith then handed Rugg a IS bill, ex-
give him 20 any sst and said he had told Smith
the fare would be 50.
Inst then park policeman McInerny came
along and saw that somsthing was Wroh e:
told Mr.. Smith that he was not IN Central
Then smith wanted all of his money
McInerny placed him under arrest and took
him before MagiStrateii Brann, In the Jener-
son Market Poice Court.
Rugg was very abusive. He announced
that he wouldn't pay a cent to a reformer.
He used abusive language to Magistrate
Brann. no, e,-a.ss D.,
him, The and Mag dnir fne Taf h.m s & paT1l sis m Made
Rugg all the more abusive than ever. and
he was again arrested onNA Charge or dis
Magistrate again Rugg was very violent,
and so abusive that two policemen had TO
stand beside him to keep him under re-
straint. 80.
Magistrate Brann was very gentle with
the man. 81 know you don't mean what
you say" he said. II am going to show
you that 1 know this by renting your
but &c."
taken from Smith. He gave the other -
back to Smith, as ordered by the Magis-
treIe. N ~ ~ III
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-09-08
The word. ..Fad.-
Notes and Queries.

traceable in the Welsh language. BY the
law OF mutation OF initial consonants pc
culiar TO that tongue. the root words fedd
sential meaning Is possession: transitive 81
intransit.ve. possession OF something. or
the act Of being possessed or .engrossed by
some occunafion or vice. Welsh medd and
irish. Sanskrit and English mad have SINH
lar meanings, and are probably kindred
words. The word mad Is not common In
Teuton:c idsoms. 80 that the Anglo-Sax,n s
probably borrowed IL from the Welsh Fad
Il therefore equally derivable from ffedd.
Fortunately. of course. II comes from the
Aryan family OF speech. II would be
strange IL the two words. mad and fad
havine 4 similar meaning. should be trace
able 10 the same root.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-09-08
English Cabinet Salaries.
philadelphia Press.

"As Premier or Prime Minister, Lord
Salisbury can not draw a penny of salary.
That high Office is, in name. without pay,
and is not really IAN ofice." except by
custom. But we must remember that the
Prime Minister holds, ex-ofHcio, any one
of the great executive Offices he may
choose. Usually Prime Ministers have
chosen TO be First Lord of the Treasury.
But the Marquis Of Salisbury preferred to
be Foreign Secretary. And as Foreign Sec
retary he gets SO, 600 per annum- Strangely
enough. however. this is by nc means the
highest salary OF the English Cabinet.
While each of the other secretaries of
State, as well as the Chancellor of the Ex-
chequer and the First Lord of the Treas
ury. receives the same salary OF 10000.
two officers get more. The Lord Chancellor
gets so. 900 a year. and the Lord Lieutenant
Of Ireland 800. 900. The salaries of seven
teen members of Lord Salisbury's Cabinet
aggregate $450.500. as against $4,000 paid
to the eight members of President Cleye-
lands Cabinet, or, Including his salary.
s114,00o. The Lord Chancellor corresponds
to our Chief Justice. Foreign Secretary to
or Secretary Of State, and First Lord OF
the Treasury, jointly with the Chancellor
Of the ExcheQuer, to our Secretary OF the
Treasury.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-09-08

New fOrk IlmeS-
Very gallant escorts use a towrope when
accompanies q lady on a wheeling spin.
These are managed in various ways: one
consists OF an India rubber door spring just
strong enough to stretch a little with the
strain, and about six feet of shade cord
One end is clipped to the lady's weel at
the lamp bracket or brake rod by a spring
swivel and the other end Is hooked TO the
escorts handle bar in such q way that he
can set It free In Q moment * necessary.
when he has finished towing he drops
back to the lady's side. hanging the loose
end OF the cord over her shoulder. 10 be
ready for the next HILL A gentle pull that
n . bo&atelIo TO . stronG rider 10 OF great
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-09-08

Washington Star.
Excuse me- said the detective. a. n
presented himself at the door OF tnc murfc
conservatory. but I hope you'll give ne
what information you have and not make
what do you mean?' was the indienanf
inquiry.
why. tina little affair. you know"
81 don't understand"
why. you see. We got q tip from (h6
boarding house next door that noue1oT
here has been numbering wagner. and al
boss sent me down to work up the 49,
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-09-08

CITY OWNERSHIP OF TRAMWAYS.
SO also is municipal ownership or tram
ways. although the operation Of them by
departments of the local government is
still in a tentative stage. The Fundamental
principle which has governed the municipal
tiles In their relations with tramway COM
panies is absolute ownership OF the streets.
When George Francis Train and his asso-
ciates undertook to introduce the street.
car system in Glasgow the town authori-
ties offered strenuous opposition to the in
They preferred 20 construct the nrst rail-
ways as municipal works. and to lease
OF operating them for a term Of years.
The city avoided the surrender OF the
streets TO corporations as a policy fraught
nized the necessity OF rapid transit. and
were not disposed 20 make a hard bargain
with enterprising capitalists. but they per-
troll over the streets. The same policy has
been followed by Edinburgh and Dundee,
by the municipalities and leased TO the
highest bidders. More than one-thIr6 of
the street railways in Great Britain are
owned by the local authorities.
Ownership implies responsibility to the
public. No English or Scotch town has taxi
en- up the street railway business with q
view 10 making money out or II. The main
tenance OF unrestricted control over the
streets was considered a public necessity.
The regulation or street car traffic was ac-
Paity has dlcctated terms to the corpora
tons. II has required them TO provide ade-
qIate accommodation for passengers: il has
during the hours when working People 30
regulated the speed: and il has obisinsd
snnuai payments OF interest Charges and
contributions 10 the sinking fund which
would iiquidate the original cost Of con-
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-09-08

IuOTc toppSi uCduS-lNc DiQ liza CdIteu THEM
pilots. In still another compartment were
all kinds of snakes OF the garter and whip
lash species. green scaled. brown and white
mottlei, and of nearly all shades Of drab
and gray. Another compartment contained
fully twenty r%attlers, all lying still, as If
dead.
There you see some of my family" said
the old man. I've got lots more, but
they be outen the yard"
He led the way in a long structure COW
cred with glass and having a cemented
floor. This was divided again into as many
ANYWAY with glass partitions, as there
were hundreds of snakes here, summing
themselves and lying about under the vege-
tati0n from several half barrels and tubs
filled with earth.
This is my RATHER yard" said the old
man as he opened a glass door and pinned
a Kissing and rafting serpent to the floor
with a forked stick. He reached down
and picked up the snake in his hand.
Don't be askeert, it won't bite he said.
coiled an kin spring at you. Then, all my
snakes hev lost their fangs. / take 'em
outen 'em ez soon ez they git able to coll
themselves"
Have you never been bitten"
Yes. onct: but Mandy he'd plenty whisky
on hand. an I had the first and only
Kill an old Professional topper. / never
opened my eyes nor peeped fer twenty
four hours. Mandy knowed | was all right,
bered the snake bite wuz killed"
The old man told how he fed his snakes
on live sparrows. mice. moIes. or any live
thing he could catch for them. They re-
fused dead food. II was fortunate, he said.
that they did not require much food or he
would be put TO straits to procure II. Once
he had to feed them on young chickens.
When very hungry they would feed on
eggs. but eggs were too expensive.
"Do you ever trap Wild snakes nowy
Was asked.
YES he replied. II keep my traps goin'
same as ever. but wild snakes are skeerce
hcreabout now. I've ketched nearly All of
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1895-09-08

Kansas {
Holmes

Kansas City Journal
Holmes wiz now address himself to writ
inr an explanation of how little Howard
psetrel took hts own innocent youne lie
and in~cinerated his beautiful remains
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03
THE DEAR LITTLE FOOL.

Each man is a master in school,
Heigh no, my dearyl
Where he trains himself to be a fool.
Folly is SO CHEEKY.
And he trains him we'll, and he trains him
long.
He trains him true, and lie trains him strong,
And this is the burden of my song,
Wit and wisdom weary.
The man finds out that he's fool.
Heigh no, my dearyl
And puts himself on the ounces stool.
Folly grows a.weary.
And he SAYS to himself: "You beast, you wormi
You're the biggest fool I've had this term."
And he laughs to see the poor fool squirm.
Wisdom is 30 CHEEKY.
He sets down many sapient rule
Heigh no, my dearyl
For the future course Of the wretched fool.
Folly is so weary.
And the poor little fool he says: "Ah, mel
That was fool plainly see,
But never again such a fool I'll be"
Wisdom is so CHEEKY.
The man and the fool they live along.
Heigh no, my dearyl
Till the man is weak, and the fool is strong.
Folly is so CHEEKY.
And the little fool says: "Oh, master dear,
This never is long. and tine world is drear!
Let me loose! Let mo loose, and have no fearT
Wit and wisdom weary.
The dear little fool, he has his way.
Folly is so CHEEKY.
The good man laughs that the fool is gay.
Wit and wisdom weary.
Till he finds that the fool is really he,
And the stronger the fool the worse when free
And again he groans, "Ah, woe is me!''
Heigh no, my deary
j. Edmund V. Cooke in New York Sun.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03
LOSS OF FLESH

is weakening. You cannot af-
ford to fall below your healthy
weight. If you will take SCOTS
Emulsion of Cod-liver Oil with
Hypophosphites of Lime and
Soda when your friends first
tell you you are getting thin,
you will quickly restore your
healthy weight and may thereby
prevent serious illness.
Persons have been known to
gain a pound a day by taking
an ounce a day of SCOTS Emul-
sion. This seems extraordinary;
but it is absolutely true.
Donv b persuaded to accept a substitute,
Scott 4 eowoe NY, MI Druggists. SOC, and s..
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03
THE BUSINESS MANS LUNCH,
Hard Work and Indigestion 60
Hand in Hand.

Concentrated thought, continued In, robs
the stomach of necessary blood, and this is
also true of hard physical labor.
When FIVE horse power engine is made
to do ten horsepower work something is
going to break. Very often the hard
worked man coming from the field or the
Office will "bolt " his food in few min
utes which will take hours to digest. Then
too many foods are about as useful in the
stomach as a keg of nails would be in a
FIRE under boiler The ill-used stomach
refuses to do its work without the proper
stimulus which 1t gets from the blood and
nerves. The nerves are weak and ready
to break" because they do not get the
nourishment they require from the blood,
finally the ill-used brain is morbidly wide
awake when the overworked man at
tempts to find rest in bed.
The application Of common sense in the
treatment of the stomach and the whole
system brings to the busy man the full en-
joyment of life and healthy digestion when
he takes DR.. Perce's Pleasant Pellets to
relieve bilious stomach or after a too
hearty meal, and DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery to purify, enrich and
vitalize the blood. The pellets " are tiny
sugar-coated pills made of highly concen-
trated vegetable ingredients which relieve
and thoroughly. They need only be taken
for short time 20 cure the biliousness,
constipation and slothfulness, or torpor, of
the liver; then the Medical Discovery "
should be taken in teaspoonful doses to in.
crease the blood and enrich it. It has q
peculiar effect upon the lining membranes
of the stomach and bowels, toning up and
strengthening them for all time. The
whole system feels the effect of the pure
blood coursing through the body and the
nerves are vitalized and strengthened, not
deadened, or put to sleep, as the so-called
celery compounds and nerve mixtures do
but refreshed and fed on the food they
need for health. If you suffer from indi-
gestion, dyspepsia. nervousness, and any
of the ills which come from impure blood
and disordered stomach, you can cur
yourself with DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery which can be obtained at any
drug store in the county.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03
Securely Entrenched

Against disease are those who are pru-
Dental enough to renew falling energy by
the aid of the grand fortifying agent,
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, which pro-
notes vigorous discharge of the duties
imposed upon the various organs by
nature, and which if impeded or relaxed
speedily bring about their disorder. Di-
gestion, assimilation, a due secretion and
direction of the bile and a regular habit
of body are insured by the systematic use
of this safe, prompt and thorough medi-
cine. Chills and fever, bilious remit.ent,
dumb ague and ague cake, kidney COM
plants, sick headache, nervousness and
other organic maladies are removed by
it. 1t promotes relish for the food as
we'll as the ability to digest and asslmil-
ate it. The infirmities of declining years
are mitigated by it. A wineglassful be-
fore retiring promotes health yielding
repose.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03
rLAT-oPEN1Na BLANK BOOKS


Being satisfied thatif you have once
used fat-opening book, you will al
ways use them, and in order to get
you to try one the New Mexican
Printing %. of Santa Fe, will sell you
HANDMADE BLANK BOOKS,
bound in full leather, with patent
FLAT. OPENING STUBS, with your
name and the number, or letter, Of the
book on the back in gilt letters, at the
following low prices:
Or. 400 pagcs( Cash Book $3.50
Or. (460 journal 600
They are made with pages 10Nx1e
inches, of . good ledger paper with
round cornered covers. The books
are made in cur bindery and we guar.
antee every one Of them.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03

The California Limited leaving Santa
Fe at $40 p. IN. is a solid vestlbule train
Chicago to Los Angeles and San Diego
without change, free chair cars Chicago
TO Albuquerque, same equipment. east
ward. Only 3s19 hours between Santa Fe
and Los Angeles.
The California and Mexico Express
leaving Santa Fe at 1920 p. m. carries
Pullman Palace andTourist Sleeping cars
Chicago to San Francisco, without change.
The Columbian Limited leaving Santa
Fe at $3.50 is a solid vestibule train to Chi
caRo, only 4S1h hours between Santa Fe
and Chicago, S2N hours between Santa
Fe aud Kansas City. This train makes
close connection at La Junta for Denver
and Colorado points. Parlor and chair
cars La Junta to Denver. Time 10 hours
between Santa Fe aud Denver. All trains
carry dining cars between Chicago and
Kansas City. Between Kansas City and
the Pacific coast, meals are served at the
famous Harvey eating house.
Close connections are made In union
depots at all terminals north, east, south
and west. For particulars ~ to rates,
routes and through tickets to all points
via the Santa Fe Route call on or address;
II. 8. LUTZ, Agent.
q. 7. NICHOLSON, q. r. & 7. 4
City ticket ofaoe, First National bank
building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03

On the wall Of Hughenden church may
be seen memorial tablet recording the
gratitude and Affection Of Queen Victoria
for the services and for the memory Of a
man who, without question, was the most
interesting and striking figure of her reign.
The inscription which 1t bears was written
by the queen herself. ITO the dear and
honored memory" so 1t runs, "of ben!a,
min. earl of Beaconsfleld, this memorial
is nlaced BY his grateful and affectionate
sovereign and friend, Victoria, r. !.
kings love him that speaketh right. -
proverbs XVII 49," This inscription is in
many ways noteworthy. To find e me.
mortal erected by a sovereign to subject
Is in itself sufficiently remarkable but 50
rare an act Of condesoension Is unique,
coupled with public expressions Of graft
tude and friendship. Nineteenth Cen
fury.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03

"We take pleasure in recommending
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy because it
is praised by all who try it," says j. W.
Cox & Son, druggists, Marshfeld, Oregon.
No one afflicted with throat or lung
trouble can use this remedy without prais-
ing it. 1t always gives prompt relief. 1t
is especially valuable for colds as it re-
lieves the lungs, makes breathing easier
and aids expectoration. Acold will never
result in pneumonia when this remedy Is
taken and reasonable care exercised. For
sale by A. G. Ireland, ir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03
Bilious Collie.

Persons who are sub ect to attacks of
bilious collie will be pleased to know that
prompt relief may be had by taking
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhea Remedy. 1t acts quickly and can
always be depended upon. In many cases
the attack may be prevented by taking
this remedy as soon as the first indica-
ton Of the disease appears. rs and so
cent bottles for sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03

Diner-Waiter, there are lots of flies in
this soup. Waiter-Yes, sir; curious
thing about flies, they have the whole
restaurant to fly about in and yet they
are not content until they get into the
soup, where they are not only drowned,
but scalded into the bargain. Yes, sir;
flies is curious things.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03
sUNBEAMs.

Mother--Jane, you must choose be-
tween the two. Win you marry the man
who loves you or the man who can dress
you? Daughter-Mamma, as an up.to.
date girl, must reply that although love
is a very desirable thing, clothes are AL
absolute necessity.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03
yov Mont Have to swear on,

You Don't Have to swear on,
Says the st. Louis Journal of Agriculture
In an editorial about No-To-Bac, the
famous tobacco habit cure. I'VE know
Of many cases cured by No-To-Bac, one
prominent st. Louis architect, smoked
and ohewed for twenty years; two boxes
cured him 60 that even the smell of tobac-
co makes him sick" No-To-Bac sold and
guaranteed BY Gso.sW. Hickox 4 90. No
cure NO pay. Book free. sterling Rem
edy Co., New York or Chicago.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03

Frank shepardson, an engineer on the
Southern Poetic Ry, who resides at Los
Angeles, CAL, was troubled with rheuma-
tism for long time. He was treated by
several physicians, also visited the hot
springs, but received no permanent relief
until he used Chamberlain's Pain Balm.
He says it is the best medicine in the
world for rheumatism. For sale by A. @.
Ireland, il.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03
WESTWARD STATIONS EASTWARD

Arrive Los Angeles 9:35 a. M; $3.50 p.
m. Leave Los Angeles at 100 a. M; 500
D. N.
Arrive San Diego 12:45 p. M; 9:20 p.
ms Leave San Diego at 2:15 p. m.
Arrive at San Francisco at 9:15 a. m.
Leave San Francisco at 900 a. m.
*Every day but Sunday.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03

Teacher-What is the meaning of the
phrase "Adding insult to injury" Tom
my--Why, it's like mamma sending me
into tho garden to cut switch for her to
whip me with.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03

The autograph letters testifying to
cures made by Ayers sarsaparilla and
other preparations are kept on file at the
j. G. Aver L. Co.'s Office, Lowell, Mass.
They are from all over the world and are
.cheerfully shown to anyone DESTROYS OF
seeing them.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03

When the blood Is impure or imPever-
l-ished, boils, pimples, headaches, neura
pia, rheumatism and various other dis
eases are developed. Take Ayers sarsa-
parilla. 1t purifies, invigorates, and
vitalzes the blood, and restores vigorous
health
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03

Faithless She Men are as faithless in
love as woman ever are. He-I believe
you are right. know Miss Hull's father
has just broken of her engaQementto me.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-04-03

As He Expressed It-Jack-And you
ARE going to marry that widow after allf
And hear you are going to give up
smoking! Fred-Yes. She gives up her
weeds and give up mine.