Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1895-11-08
CURRENT COMMENT.

Cupid ought to buy sent on tho Now
York board of trade. This curb dealing 10
unseemly. Detroit Tribune.
It il hoped that Prince Bismarck Is not
RoinR to become permanently addicted to
the health rumor habit. Washington Star.
Colonel Melody Of St. Louis Is missing.
"A missing melody 10 Q novelty, though all
have heard Of the lost chord. Philadel-
phia Record. 5
Lieutenant Peary says the Eskimo wom-
en- never scold. We should say not. Not
with sealskin sacqucs growing in the front
yard right along. Wichita Eagle.
The old editor must have looked down
with an approving smile as he saw the
citizens of Horace, Greeley county, going
over to Tribune to attend 3 fair.-Topeka
Capital.
Another cnterprising man has started
to walk around the world. He must re-
member to roll his trousers up while going
from San Francisco to observation-disclosures
Ign Eagle. III
Somebody has patented an automatic
fire lighting device. This ought to be
good thing. The kerosene can has been
thinning the ranks of the servant girls
long enough. Leader.
The year 1871 has been fixed for the end
Of the world, according to number Of
Michigan people. Well, we are glad that
we are to have time to outstrip London In
population at any rate. Chicago Post
There are occasionally bright spots even
In the lives of Kansas editor. kansas
State Journal. When he has been hit with
an o'erripe tomato by Constant Reader, .
"Veritas" a." Pro Bono Publico, /" for in
stance Boston Traveller. - z
Yellow Bonnet Cheyenne Indian, re-
GENTLY applied for divorces from four wives
at Ologa, o. T.. Chicago has introduced
the continuous performance of the divorce
industry, but she has not yet tried the
syndicate plan of neutrality-suspicious.
Dispatch.
The queen of Madagascar Is referred to
as "queer' because she chews tobacco and
''is Christian in name only" We don't see
anything queer about that. On the con-
trary, it would seem that she isvery much
like good many of tho people in the
United States.-Denver News.
r Tho American young man should wait
for the law Of compensation to got in it's
work. After the American heiresses have
all become duchesses and been impover-
ished by their lords and masters their IT,
tied daughters will take to marrying rich
Young American men.-Portland Argus.
NORTHWESTERN" NUGGETS.
Cattle shipments from Northern Mon.
tana this season are estimated to have
brought into the country about So, OO0,.
900. -
Congressman Gamble was one Of the
speakers at Yankton's mass meeting to
extend sympathy to the Cuban in.
surgents.
Union job printers Of Minneapolis are
on strike for 9-hour day and an in
crease in wages from 2625 cents an hour
to 80 cents.
The bear and deer farm recently
started near Kerrick, about 80 miles
south Of West Superior, has been wiped
out by fire. The keeper was killed and
the animals all escaped.
The Hemlock mine at Amasa, the
northernmost mine of the Menominee
range, will start up this week with Q
fair force. The property has been idle
since 1893, when it shipped $4,000 tons.
w. G. Welt, brakeman, has filed
papers at Chippewa Falls, Wis, in a
$4,000 damage suit against the receiv-
ers of the Wisconsin Central Railway
company for hand lost while coupling
cars.