Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1895-06-20


agent, of Walhalla.
The annual ball under the auspices
of the jumping jack club was held in
the school house of Dist. No. 1, on Fri
day evening. The popularity Of these
entertainments always succeeds mat
tracing large attendance from
neigboring towns.
[Too late for last weeks issue
Don't forget the school election next
Tuesday-Joseph Galloway will runsfor
director.
Mrs. Russell has returned from the
west. Her many friends tender their
heartfelt sympathy in her late bereave-
ment.
The refulgent countenance Of our
jovial silver-plate agent is once more
beaming upon us.
Mr.. Milne, one of Harvey Centres
popular (he) school marms, was plea
SAINT caller last week.
Monsieur Castoudneir is adding an
other substantial building to the other
Improvements upon his property here.
A large number of our residents
gathered together at Cavalier on We'd
nesday and took part in the A. o. q.
w. picnic. All report having most
enjoyable time. :.
1t is but seldom in this mundane
sphere we meet ladies who are the
possessors of more grace or suavity.
than two of our Bostonese intellectual
representatives. of pedagogism. They
accuse your transformations correspon-
dent of using a preponderance of poly
syllabical words in her weekly contri-
buttons and that we are wanting in the
knowledge or the definition and deri-
walton of the quadresyllabic effusions
found in the Elm Point correspon-
dence. We refute the accusation and
ask immunity from the seductiveness of
Pleonastic synthesis. No girls we are
only quidmunc. One of these fair
critiques acts as Rel Porter, while both
are Bouyed up with second-grade certi-
fcates. Nothing is farther from the
thought of your bucolic faber pusher
than to cast reflection, but simply to
prove that these fair critques will have
the pleasant prospect of communicating
yours truly as microcosm. And with
the fluid extract of the lachrymlal
gland in one optic and sympathy in the
other and Webster's unabridged dc
tionary between them, endeavor in a
laborious manner to detect any synco-
patton in the photography in the ortho-
graphy, any syntactical mis-construc-
ton OF mis-application of the polysyl-
labical words used in this paragraph.
But if they are already convinced or in
the future make any terminating OBJ
servations that our comprehensive
acumen contains insufficient retentive
perspecacity to permit of such redun-
dant copiousness, or that we lack the
necessary cerebral acuteness to fully
and clearly enucleate the prolixty and
profundity of our composition. We
will then have occasion to bring be-
fore their Ornithorhynchusical os-fron-
tes phantasamagora of orthographi-
cal chronological syntactical and pro-
sodical aggregations of transendenti-
listic redundancy and super1uous pro-
lixity that will leave all the recremen-
lions Lillipution words in a situation
of obscurity while the Brodinigagian
appellations with euphonious audibili-
ties as brought before the unsohisticat-
edproscenium in its uncompoundeda art
lessn ess paralyze their appreciation of
the paradoxieal and paronamasia as
displayed in this particular effusion in
its plentitudmariauism and will bring
their medriocrial essence of material
organization into realization of the
indisputable fact that no member of
the genus homo, whether of the male or
female persuasion, could mettagram-
Matte and give such an effulgent dis
sertation without having some under
standing of his discourse. In conclu-
sion as memorabilia we will give this
problem in euclid which we hope to
have an answer to-, from those who
have an over abundance of mental sa-
gacity and arithmetical enlargement OF
the Uranium, which represents science
in mathematics. The problem is: Give
the name Of an agricultural production
which the following figures when pro.
perly put together will make the letters
forming the name, a semi-circle and a
circle complete an upright where two
semi-cjrcles meet, rectangle tri.
angle standing on feet and semi.
circle and circle complete. To the
first one solving the problem We
will give an unlimited number OF
osculatory caresses which they are al
liberty to return if not found of an ad
Ell nate saccharine cnnsisfoncv