The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-06-04
CHARLES NJ. SHORTRIDGE,
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TUESDAY. JUNE 4, 1895
The Water Carnival is growing.
Cupid is the most agreeable of liars.
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Hill is not the mountain that he used
to be.
San Francisco furnishes her own mystery
stories.
sharp tongue is poor substitute for
dull wit.
Time is money provided you don't spend
it for TRIES.
Resting is sometimes the most profitable
employment.
An elastic leg is generally accompanied
by a soft head.
Emily Faithful remained true to her
name to the end.
The dreadful murder theorist will again
begin to wag his ears.
The Whitney boom has been a dead frost
on the third-term talk.
Brilliant prospects do not always shine
when you get to them.
England will adopt bimetallism when
Grover gets third term.
The progressive man like the careful
traveller never loses his grip.
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One of these days there will be bicycle
tollroad across the continent.
In enterprise as in geography, where the
East leaves off the West begins.
Everybody who is anybody will go
affecting to Santa Cruz next week.
The skies of California are too happy to
shed tears during the fruit-growing season.
Taking the streetcars and the murderers
together, life has its end in view on every
side.
Democracy may drop the tariff from the
political discussion, but how about the de-
ficit?
The right way may be the harder at first,
but it becomes steadily easier as we near
the end.
AS general rule man never suffers ex-
Gept when he is a victim of one of his own
experiments.
Although every Democratic leader has
now spoken on the money issue, nothing
has been said.
There are people so good at excuses they
commit offenses simply for the chance of
making them.
Some men never give their old trousers
away until the trousers get so old they
give the man away.
The prospects for a revival of mining are
as bright as the gold which awaits the en-
terprise to produce it.
People who have the guessing faculty
largely developed can exercise it on the
Miss Harrington case.
The graduate who has been taught how
to reform the world is now wondering how
he is to make living
If the New Woman does nothing more
than to stop drinking by men she will
have worked the greatest revolution of the
age.
1t is rather premature for statesmen to
put themselves in the hands of their
friends, but good many of them are do
ing it.
The most brilliant of the Examinations
of the Santa Cruz Water Carnival will be
the enterprise and enthusiasm of the
people.
1t does not require dreamer to foresee
the time when the United States shall be
able to direct the commerce and finances of
the world.
1t would be the most natural thing in
the world for the decadence of the Com
stock to be followed by the development of
California mines
The bicycle is steadily reducing the value
OF horses and streetcar shares and increas-
ing the value of human beings by making
them more healthy.
A sure way to convince doubter of the
growth and progress of the City is to take
him around the outer districts and let him
see what is going on.
war in this country will be fight between
bicycle men and the general public for the
possession of the highways.
There viii be no adulteration of the
sweets which the mem ers OF the Grocers'
Protective Association will enjoy at Shell
Mound Park next Wednesday.
If Harlan receives the Populist nomina-
ton for the Presidency he will have hard
task standing on their platform and sitting
on the bench at the same time.
Factories reopen, commerce revives,
wages increase and all things manifest the
confidence of the people in the return of
the Republican party to power.
1t is reported that the fish taken by Brit
ish fishermen last year and sent to market