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A Terrible ytsjtant,

Pain is always terrible visitant, and
often domiciles itself with one for life.
This infection is preventable, in cases of
rheumatism, by a timely resort to Hostel
ter's Stomach BitterS, which checks the
encroachments of this obstinate md dan
gerous malady at the outset. The term
''dangerous''is used advisedly, for rheu-
matism is always liable to attack the vital
is more conclusive and concurrent than
that of physicians who testify to the cx-
cellent effect of the Bjtters in this disease.
Persons incur q wetting in rainy or snowy
weather, and who are exposed to draughts,
should use the Bitters as n preventive Of
i'll effects. Malaria, dyspepsia, liver and
kidney trouble, nervousness and debility
are also among the ailments To which this
popular medicine is adapted. For the in.
lirlnities, soreness and stiffness Of the aged
it is highly beneficial.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09
Grim aud Proxislons.

CHICAGO, Feb. 6.
Flour-Srring patents, S3.1G03.5). Win
ter patents, s.. 50M2.75.
Wheat No. 2 spring, 5a4@5424c; No. .
red, 405sM501Gc.
Corn-Cash 4o1Gc; No. 3 yellow, 39isc.
oats-No. 2 white on track, 3ll4c. No.
; white, 30l4a3i4c.
Ryc-50c.
Barley-No. g. Sic.
Timothy-s5.s {.
FlaX-Sl.44.
Whisky Sl.22
Pork-Mess, & .621@@9.75.
Larl-Per 100 pounds, SB.44.
Ribs--January. So 0n5.O 5; May. SIS 81.
Short Clears. 2515 80.
11@20c.
Cheese cheddars, a'Gc; Young Amer
icas, 10c.
Eggs-2O620lac.
Iiides-Light and heavy green sailed,
fully cured, 4114@5c; green hides, y @4c'
green sailed calf, 714c; dry flint, b1sc.
deacons, each, 30c.
Tallow-No I, solid packed, &c: No. 9
44c; cake, SIC.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09
A TINE TO TREAD WARAy
SOULS OF MEN AND WOMEN TRIED
BY ICY WALKS.
Falls that Are Frequently Dangerous,
Nearly Always Ridiculous, and E1as.
pcrnting Every Time.

An experience meeting always finds
the subject of falls full of interest at
this season, and the member who can
not relate q personal experience is a
rarity. There is no g%ainsaying the
fact that falls on the icy sidewalk are
frequently dangerous, nearly always
ridiculous, and always cSasperating.
1t is a fact that people who have had
no very serious falls themselves are
nearly always ready to enjoy those OF
others, and when it becomes their duty
to assist the fallen one it requires o
greater effort to restrain from laugh
ing in his face than to place him on his
feet.
In London the falls of horses are
classified according TO an established
system. A complete fall is noted when
all four feet of the animal get away
from him and he lands on his side OF
back. 1t would be of interest to classi.
~ Ill the same manner the various falls
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

of the average citizen, and it seems as
if Il little experience might enable one
to predict from the looks and manner
of a man just about the style of his
fall. The dressed pompous citizen, full
of dignity, steps forth from his house
and as he glances up and down the
street he seems to take no thought Of
the icy steps and sidewalk. His man
ner indicates that in all his life he has
not had II step up, or, if he has, it is
SO fer off that he has forgotten it. If
the ice has formed in the night after a
warm spell it will be full of hummocks,
and the dignity of the gentleman will
have to unbend If he will proceed safe
ly. He settles his glossy hat u little
more firmly on his head aud starts.
He finds that his feet are no longer
sure, and somehow they don't stay
where they are put. They go side
ways and backward. The whole ex-
preston of this mans face changes.
As the suspicion m over him that
he may fall, he grows tinid and edges
up to a fence for support. If he sees a
friend as he slips and shutlles along,
he gives a sickly smile. He wants to
give the impression that he thinks it
is funny. 1t is, too, and inevitably
suggests the idea how much funnier it
would be If his feet went from under
him.
Women do not go forth with any
great degree of confidence when the
walks are icy. They dread the loss of
dignity that follows n fall, and are
nearly always ready to anticipate a
catastrophe. There are those who
have to go regardless of conditions,
notably the teachers. Now the life of
n teacher is not particularly pleasant
at best, but it is hardly worth living on
n slippery day. To be sure, she may
ride nearly to the door of the school,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

Out of 1910 New York policemen De
fore the examining committee 1920
failed to pass. or these 1870 did not
come up to the physical requirements,
l2o were deficient in athletics and 1870
We're below the mental standard. But
1t should be remembered the finest has
not entirely recovered from The wounds
inflicted by the Lexow probe.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

Yet cold and blast but make us strong,
After the SNOW the obin's song:
To the fullest life by right belong
The winters as well as summers.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

The dog on one side drowsin',
Or barkin' nigh the door;
Tho kitten cuttin' capers
With the knittin' OH the floor.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09
Not a Man.

sour hero sat in the corner of the
railway compartment devouring his
newspapers read Miss Myrtle Dolan
FROM the latest acquisition to her paper
cover library.
ale wor devouring what?" asked her
father, with sudden interest.
"His newspaper, the book says" re-
pied Myrtle.
go sn wild yez. OF fought 'twor a
mon ye wor readin' about an now, be
the powers, he turns out to be q goat. "
-Washington STAR
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

These steam het buildin's mako me
Jest weary fer the blaze
That vas heap more comfortabl"
In my ~childhood's nights and Gays.
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KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
the'needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Its excellence is due TO It's presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
alive; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
1t has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only. whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being we'll informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

The charming young woman pre-.
pared for all emergencies is no fondcr
of a fall than others. She takes such
a possibility into consideration, and
dresses accordingly. She may be de.
pended upon to do the act gracefully,
and she expects admiration as we'll as
sympathy, the sympathy Of her own
sex, the admiration from the oppo-
site. The sight is not without its at
fractions.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09
Hnln;nr His Eriends

From Ney, Defiance County, Ohio,
Charles A. Bergman writes to the Ster-
ling Remedy Co. of Chicago, that he
thinks No-to-bac is one of the greatest
remedies Oh earth. one box of MOTTO
bac, purchased ut the local drug store,
cured him of the tobacco habit, and he
Is now recommending No-to-bac to lis
friends.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

The rickety dog irons,
One-sided as could be:
The ashes banked with 'taters
That a roasting there fer me.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09
Nh Noice of Toll.

heard men saying, Leave hope and pray
ing,
All days shall be as all have BEEN;
IodaS ana tommorroW bring fear and sor-
row,
The never ending toll between.
When Garth was younger mid toll and
hunger,
In hope we strove, and our hands were
strong:
Then great men led US, with words they
fed us,
And badc us right the earthly wrong.
Go read In story their deeds and glory.
Their names amidst the naneless dead;
Turn them from lying to us slow dying
In that good world 10 which they led.
Where fast and faster our iron master,
Inc thing We made, forever drives,
Bids us grind treasure and fashion pleas
ure
For other hopes and other lives.
Where home is a hovel, and dul we
grovel,
Forgetting that the world is fair: /,
Where no babe We cherish. lest its very
soul perish:
Where mirth is crime and love a snare.
Who now shall lead us, what god shall
heed us
AS we lie in the hell our hands have
won?
For us are no rulers but fools IL befool-
erS,
The great are fallen, the wise men gone.
William Morris.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

Caller-I am talking subscriptions for
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09
How 1t May Happen,

JENNY crickets, she's got the ricketts,"
whispered one beau to another in the com
pany of a very pretty girl. Truly she was
very beautiful, but there was twitchine
about the nerves of the face which showed
suffering. No. said the other, tits neu.
ralgia, and she's Il martyr to it." St. in
cobs Oil was suggested rs the world re-
nowned cure for it. Did she try it? Yes
and was cured by it anl-married lone O;
the fellows afterwards. The use of tn,
great remedy for pain will not bring about
n marriage, but in its cure of pain it will
bring about conditions of health to max,
life more enjoyable. No man or woman
ought to marry who is IL sufferer from
chronic pains. We should net wed woe tr
win only wrctchedness.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09
Michigan Free sllyerlte.,

G%reenville, Mich, Feb. 5.-Many del
egates to the state convention OF free
silver advocates hive arrived in the
city. The convention will open tomor-
row and it is expected that delegates
will be present from every county in
the state. The convention will discuss
plans for the future course to be pur-
sued by the free %silverites.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

nectis, Regulating,
engineering and cur
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

No thread of white in the auburn hair,
No line of age in the forehead fair,
A life unmarried by touch or care,
In spite of her forty summers.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

Magistrnte-You are charged with
hugging and kissing woinen against
their will.
Prisoner wns so drunk, your honor,
that1 couldn't tell u pretty woman
from IN ugly one.
That is no excuse.
No, but it explains why they OBJ.
iected.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09
A DANGEROUS FARMER.

People Fatally shot by a Kansas Agri-
culturist.
Atchison, Kan. Feb. s. James
Mutt, a prominent farmer near here,
shot and fatally injured Mrs. Frank P.
Ritcn and q stranger in a buggy this
morning. The cause of the tragedy is
unknown. A few years ago Mutt killed
w. w. Dukes. a member of the Penn.
sylvanin legislature, in Uniontown,
who had killed Nuts father.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

Young LADY, have prevailed on
my father to allow you to paint my
portrait; but lie doesn't like your work.
D'Auber-Why not?
He says it lacks p
Huh! He does. Ell? Well, I'll paint
you as THE Sleeping Beauty."and then
see,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09
THE MARKETS.
Sioux city Live stock

UNION SrocK YARDS. Sioux Cry.
Feb. G.-Hogs--Heavy, s3.s003.95; mixed,
f3.60t03. 80: light, S3.55d3.75 IS.
Cattle-Beeves, s.. aa5td4. 80; COWS and
heifers, Sl.00@3.00;; bulls, sl.2502. 80;
stockers and feeders, s.. O013.a IS; year,
lings and calves, Sl.15(d2,7 10.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

s., Of the sex. Why is it
so many women owe their beauty 10 DR..
Piercc's Favoritc Prescription? Because
beauty of form and face radiatc from the
common center--hcaltft. The best bodily
condition results from good food. fresi, ali
AID exercise coupled with the judicious use
OF the Prescription"
II there be headache, pain i'll the back,
bealing down sensations, or general de-
bility. or If there he nervous disturbance,
nervous prostitution, and slceplcssncss. the
Prescription reaches the origin of the
trouble aud corrects il. II dispcls aches
and pai,..s, corrccts displacernents and cures
catarrhal Inflammation of the lining lnenl-
brancs. falling OF the womb, liberation, If
regularities and kindred maladics.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09
FIX Governor anthony Gets a job.

Topeka, Kas., Feb. 5.-Governor
Morrill, today appointed Ex-Governor
Anthony state superintendent of in
surance. Governor Anthony was a
member of the board of railroad com
m%issioners under the last republican
administration.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09
1000 I'm. Potatoes pcr Acre

Wonderful yields in potatoes, oats.
corn, farm and vegetable seeds. Cut
this out and send sc postage to the
John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, for their great seed book and
sample of Giant Spurry. Gnu
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

Including stocks and bonds the
railways of the United States are cap
italized at 10000 per mile, while those
Of Great Britain are capitalized at
$4,000 per mile. or nearly 400 per cent
higher than In this country.
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CITY.

KANSAS CRY, Feb. 6.
Cattle-Native steers, S4.4O04.sO: cows
and heifers, 50. 70Gd3.G 60: stockers and feed
srs, s2.40(a3.40; calves, s4.O0@s.G0.
Hogs-Heavy, s3.S5a4.10 {, medium, 1915
M3.95; light. s .600a.6O.
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Chicago.

UNION STOCK YARDS. CHICAGO. Feb. &.
--Hogs-Quotations: Heavy, s4.15M4.3o;
mixed, So. 75a4.00, light, So. 6O04. 90; rough
heavy, So .75M3.95.
Cattle-Steady. Choice beeves, So. Goa $500;
cows, Sl.2593.50; stockers md feeders,
&. 3OM3.7 40.
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DOlly'a


Come here, you nigoramus!
I'm 'shamed to have 'fess
You don't know any letter
'Cept jest your cookie S.
Now. listen, and I'll tell you
This round holes name is o,
And hen you put a tail in
1t makes 1t G, o know.
And If 1t has a front door
To walk in at, it's C,
Their make a seat right here
To sit on, n it's G..
And this tall letter, dolly,
Is 1, and stands for me:
And when 1t puts a hat on,
1t makes Il cup o. 7.
And curly I, Is ]. dear,
And half of B Is p.
And T. without his slippers on
Is only Il, You see.
And turn A upside downwards,
And people call 1t ";
And IL it's twins, like this one,
w twill be.
Now, dolly, when you learn 'em,
You'll know a great big heap
Most much's 10 dolly.
b'lieve you've gone asleep!
Youths Companion.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

An I'd give the finest heater
in the buildin's het by steam
Fo the old time chimbly corner
Where the old felix's used to dream.
-Franlt l.. Stanton, in the Atlanta Co
%stitution.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

Little Boy-1 was SO tired of vacation
that | was just as glad as could be
when school opened.
Aunty-Thst is very encouraging.
Little Boy-Yes'm, I liked it even Sc
much, for mos an hour.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

SOUTH OMAHA, Feb. G.
Hces-I1eavy, 81. 70a3.95; mixed. s3.5Ole
BIS; light, 50. 50Ma.75.
Cattle -Stockers and feeders, s.. 4OGH3.6 0
cows, s.. 50n2.6 60; common, s1.2501, 9Ss
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

Washington Star: Pride" said Uncle
Eben, lam ter de chillun whut bakin,
powdah am ter de cookin'. Yoh can't
raise m right wifout 1t, but too much
am g wine ter spile EN- sho'."
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

Great finds of gold have been made
in Corea and enterprising Americans
are already at work there showing the
simple natives what real energy is.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

The man who Is engaged in rendering
!bsen's new play, called Little Eylof,"
into English. says that in translating 1t
he is going through the most menora-
bic and thrilling literary experience 0. his
life.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09
AIinnenpoli

MINNEAPOTIs. Feb. 6.
Wheat-Closing: February. 5556c; May,
555sc; on track, No. l hard, 57Ac. No,
l northern, Sole; No. northern. 548lc.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

Little Dick-Tell us a story, won't
you p~lease?"
Uncle George-Certainly. my dears
Do you want a rue story?
Little Dick-O, no; tell us some fair!
stories about Jack the Giant Killer
and Cinderella, and Jonah and the
whale.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

The humming bird in protecting its
young always flies at and pecl:s the eyes
of the adversary. Crows rave been found
totally blind from the humming birds
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

Al Il depth OF 5000 feet the tempera-
ture Of the oceans is said to be the
same both at the arctic circle and on
the equator.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

Some scientists now hold that above the
altitude of 1900 feet above the sea, tho
temperature decreases about one degree
for every rise of $50 feet.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

One of the heaviest snowfalls in the
history OF, this country was February
10 to "a, III, when the snow remained
five to seven feet deep all over New
SEngland.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

in all the old Roman calendars Feb
ruary 20, leap day" was marked as an
'unlucky day" or critical period"
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The Greatest Medical Discovery
of the Age.
~KEMEaEDY'S
MEDICAL DISCOVERY.
DONALD KENNEDY, OF RoXBuBY, MASS.

e"sNSSsv
Has discovered in one of our Common
pasture weeds a remedy that cures every
kind of Humor, from the worst Sorofula
down to a common Pimple.
He has tried it in over eleven hundred
cases, and never failed except in two cases
tboth thunder humor). Hehas now in his
possession over two hundred certificates
of its value, all within twenty miles Of
Boston. Send postal card for book.
A benefit is always experienced from
the first bottle, and a perfect cure is war.
ranted when the right quantity is taken.
When the lungs are affected it causes
shooting pains, like needles passing
through them; the same with the Liver or
Bowels. This is caused by the ducts being
stopped, and always disappears in a week
after taking it. Read the label.
If the stomach is foul or bilious it will
cause squeamish feelings at first.
No change of diet ever necessary. Eat
the best you can get, and enough of it.
Dose, one tablespoonful in water at bed.
time. Sold by all Druggists.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

LUNG COMPLAINTS, BRONCHITIS. AsTH-
MA. etc, are speedily relieved and if taken
in time. permanently cured by DIR. D.
Jayne's E~xpectorant. You will find in it
also n certain remedy for Coughs and
old
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

A woman of forty
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

Why do WI fear TO foot the brink
That shores the ~far-away-
Is 1t because we cannot think
What We're we.-Nesterday?
Whom some potential stir incitcs
Vague dreams OF soul-time wings, -,
Are the guests that God invites,
Or only crawling things:
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small Life and Great.

small Life and Great.
When sealed in silent chrysalis
The caterpillar lies,
Doth he put question 10 his dream
of happy summer skies?
When floating In the summer air
In splendid idlcness,
Doth he remember. cloudily,
When he was something else?
When thrilled by life-awakening wings
That stir within the germ,
Is he then chief of airy things
Or is he just Il worm?
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

Explorations of north Siberia DEM
o%nstrate that the region was inha hited
by tigers until within a comparative
recent date.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09
ON THE ROAD

to recovery, the
Young III an
who is taking
Doctor Pierce's
Favoritc Pre-
s%cription. IN
,,laidcnhood, wo-
manhood, wife
hood and moth
erilood tile Pre-
%scription is a
supporting tonic
and ~ncrvinc
that's peculiarly
adapted 10 her
regulating,
~tIp,,,rpr 49,, >,,,.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

So calm she sits in the summer air.
No sorrowS to fret, no cross to bear,
A summer idyl. Il vision fair.
This woman OF forty
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

Piso's Cure is a wonderful Cough medi-
cinc.-MRs. ". PIcKERI, Van Siclcn and
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

Grandma-Always on the go! / don't
see why you can't sit down and read the
paper once in Il while, the way l do.
Small Grandson-What'S the use? The
boys II girls ! know hardly ever dies,
and they is too young to get married.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09
Old Dumpps-.A penny for your

Old Dumpps-.A penny for your
thoughts.
Young Gumrps-I am trying to re-
member wlsstio was my wife wanted
lne to bring home.
Old Dumpps-My! my! Don't do it.
Remembering the things u wife wants
you to bring home is n mighty bad
habit. BY the time you've been maj
rled ten years, she'll be giving you q
list as long as the tariff lave
In Siam when a funeral is passing,
the women take down their hair and
unfasten their beads and the men fun
bic around in their pockets for a little
piece of metal to hold between their
teeth.
Little Girl (pleadingly).-I wish you
would save that doll in the window
for me until can com and
see it.
Dealer (genially)-We have hundreds
just like it.
Little Girl lin disgusp--Then l don't
want it.
She-You're just like all the rest of
the men. Here we've been married
only n year and you never kiss me un-
less ask you to.
lIe-Huh! You're just like all the
rest of the women. You never think
to ask me to kiss YOU unless you want
money.
Caller-I am taking subscriptions for
the Daily -
BalSer-Don't want id. Beople read
in dose newsbapers dot wheat is way
down in brice, and den they gom here
nnd kick pecnuse brcat is way oop /
hat no use vor customers vot reads
NEWSPAPERS.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

llc-i know my income is small, but
don't You think we could get along?
She-I'm afraid not.
lIc-Tou told me You went to n cook
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1895-02-09

A husband-lover and children sweet.
Pleasure to charm and friends to greet,
Roses scattered before her feet,
Through each of forty summers.