The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-12-15

demonstrates with President
Cleveland for Running Away to
Hunt Ducks When He Ought to BE
Preparing for War-GIad of the
Chance.
From the Washington Post
WHAT'S eatin' me right now" said
Tsmmany Tim TO the Post reporter lis
this foreign situation. Yes; stands in
on the start-out to confer on Tom Reed
the proper steer about how he makes up
these House committees But, say! it
amt no use. I sees I'm dublin on a dead
card, an quits him.
It's this mob of mugs who's jimmin'
around Reed all the time, squeezln' for
posish makes the trouble. They've got
him all balled up.
IT'S enough to rattle a brazen image,
Tim, this. is says Reed to me last time
we meet.
Il don't make no remarks back, an
withhold me counsel. 1 sees the deals
got beyond me, so 1 gives the game the
dead go-by, an stops where be- Reeds
goin' it alone now an it's me constant
prayer he misses gettin' it in the neck,
which last racket after all, is what Tim
Campbell calls ominous.
But, as 1 says, what's takin' me breath
away is this mix-up with England. I'm
devotin me time to it, an now that me
an Cummin's an Mcclellan has Tom
Coakley hooked on o. K. there's nothin'
else OH me thinker
mo; l don't allow me mind to become
anxious over Sulzer. The East Side amt
responsible for Sulzer But, say! he a
consent to get bothered about Sulzer it
would get TO be case of fits with me.
IT'S only the other day ! sees Sulzer,
with MS right nm stuck inside the upper
story of his Prince Albert comm down
10 me with frown on his mug that the
phce judges thruns you previous to givin'
There's a mark back there he SAYS
to me, says 1 looks like Henry Clay
never gets me lamps on Clay I
replies, but it's a 4-to-1 shot he's string
gas deposit ''' - '''
Oh, l don't know he says as lofty
as the Brooklyn bridge, 1 takes a look
at Clay's picture an, between you an
me- he does make up for me. Not ex-
buffers dead. see! But you study his
mug an makeup in the picture back of
me House and you'll tumble in a min
ute, he's ringer for me-
An So, l says, you go skatin'
around with your duke stuck in your
bosom lookin' like Clay. l don't want to
come off the perch an look more like
DICK croker an less like Clay your
name BOln 10 be mud
But as 1 retorts to you a bit back I
amt got me Endorsement on Sulzer, so
II ne goes TO political protest, they can't
SS25Iect on on Tammsanyy. Tim. SO I leaves
England;
to me that the party 1 needs in me bust
ness is McCreary.
He's loaded to the guards, Mack is
says this back country duck loaded to
the guards with foreign affairs. In the
foreign committee
standin in the House chamber at the
ume, an there's throngs of 'em.
That's him. says the back country
guy, pointin' over in the push, That
dead. owley-lookin' gent with the heavy
weight forehead, an the dish phiz; that's
so 1 alle-man-lefts over to McCreary.
an greets him for all that's out
" Be you from Kentucky? says Nc
Creary, as he gives me paw a dignified
NO. I says. Tn from New York,
which is the same thing; or was until
Roosevelt got in his graft an pinched
" oh, yes says NIcCreary, thrunin' a
load Of sympathy into his tone I hears
of them excise outrages; how they collars
innocent kids as they capers home with
the growler. It's very sad
" It's low-down DEAL 1 says; make
no mistake. But we repairs damages an
trees INOoSeNell III time. NndL L nOdtS
down to you for now, however. is to learn
about this racket we pulls on with Eng
and. DO we make a match with her, an
Tor how much? that's the question:
There's no tellin' yet says McCreary
We amt signed no articles to fight but
negotiations is goin' on. But there's com
plcations. Now there's Salisbury letter.
which is on its way; an yet l understands
from Olney some marks has been an
touted Cleveland into promisin' to go to-
morry an shoot ducks. It's very unfor-
tunate an very discOuragin'
bury?
makes front for England, same as Olney
does for US If we sign to fight, it's Sails
nary an Olney, who has to arrange
tWelshts and purse, an generally fake up
3" Why don't Grove stay an play his
string out?' says: What does he want
10 go Dustin off after ducks when there
chance to foment some trouble for? You
say Salisbury's def is on it's way, an
Cleveland organizin' to chase off after
mallards. That amt right. This sucker
Salisbury Il think it's a sneak
Your remarks is excessively on the
IeNel says McCreary. i wishes some guy
TlIhr pull would go demonstrate with
The President
=" What's the matter of me putin the
kyposh on this duck DEAL says. I knows
Grove like a gambler does an ace The
hrst time he sashees out to be President
When Germans pulling the levers al
iHeadquarters, it's me and lot of marks
nv WIZ saves new 1OIk an Sen1S
nm through on time. They'd set a switch
Tf e MN, too, an would have dtched him
II Il WAS wasn't for me friends an me-.
Then you're the laddybuck to go
az INST him at this crisis, says McCreary
Lose no time, as he's scheduled to poke
OH tomorrow
on me way to the white house runs
up on Miles Crowley. An, understan'
me Crowley's all right. He's dead on
sfade. is Crowley.
,fr,- aW,hat're. you hittin' the pave for this
tbgk says Crowley. Somebody givin' you
No. I says. I'm going over to the
CuIte mouse to show Grove he's wrong
SS non 81, along 1 says, AN watch me lire
I'll go along says Crowley. but
" @G Iif+ Z 90 in. Me an the Presidents done
d I-Iue turn, handshakin', an gassiTi' an
m m goln to pass him up now until he re.
lures lures me advice. But, say Sport, you
g5an | get in. This geeser Thurber will
IN !. run IN you down at the gate.
oo, NOT on your birthday, 1 says. I've
~ me apt retort all handy for Thur
gi.b IN make him silly if he monkeys
To-. How you goin' to do it,? says Crow
icy, "a like to get onto the snap meself.
III might 70 toll