New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-28
THE TALK or THE DAY.


In removing incompetent officials and appointing
fit In their place Mayor o"Ii'' Oh N"''aeo -
living up TO mis- name.
soi5 Here Re II p1 Io Thank you darling he faitered
and partoOk. That night the painter dreameo,
art poster which brought $50. Then he kissed his
wife fondly called her brave litt!e woman anu
wondered what ne would DO without Eer.-(Detrot
Tribune
Advertising AGENT Of The Daily Scavenger"1
suppose you would Ike TO have this 'ad" next to
pure reading matter?
Mcr-hant-Great Scott: l didn't know you had
any pure reading matter.
LULLABY.
Never mind the sobins dear they're only make
The bogy-man something Just invented % deceive;
npt it Is vel TO have Il very widely unders aSS 10,
very good.
Keep c:ose inside the nursry; us your only safe
Give up your romping merriment. little chiidren
For The trolley-car will catch you If you are no.
Washington Star.
Delegate Goodwin. OF the Utah Constitutional Com
ven,ion. holds that no public man should refrain
from reading newspapers some for Information and
some for the horrible example they set"
\ teacher in a city school received the, following
no,e from the mother OF a boy who had been alb
'Dere nam: plese eggscuse willy. He didn't hav
and me mend t' hen ami Mrs 0t6oie's goat come and
2, them up of the line and that awt TO be eggscuss
eaun goodness nose Yours with FesP Ml: B."
-Giarpers Bazaar.
No, Necessary.-Gosng- really haven't the
courage 10 propose TO ner.
O!dbiri-wel IT isn't necessary; she is a new
woman, she'll propose 20 you.
Things are seitln into bad bunch" remarked
the from the interior OF Wayback township.
The poiltconeers all tryin' TO teech the grang
erS how 10 grange en- the gransers are all irwin 10
pint the pohtcioneers how TO polish" -Phadel-
phia Inquirer.
Extra Dry.-Admiring Plrishiorer-I am always
pleased with DR. Canon; ne affects me just like fine
champa sne.
Cynical Frend-Thats probably because he Il
extra dry.
Scene in drygoods store which has lately added
n cSlr department:
toner; an old smokcr-Ah good morning sir. What
can can | show you to-day? Here are some lovely
nat sends us the Clay worsteds. which you will
customer looks surpriseGD
rs,rs SIR ana jns look at this pretty bunch Of
shades and sizes. sir And the ribbon around this
punch exactly matches your four-in-hand."
or perhaps you would Ike this sweet meer-
ssh s pipe II Is warranted not TO change color
Customer gets red in the face)
Cnssw.ns Tobacco sir? Yes. sir. Will you have
Customer explodes into violent language and
salesman faints )-lBuffalo Express.
\ mind reader was showing OF before party OF
chicago men. can you read an Alderman's mind
and IND out how much money he got for his last
vote" asked one OF the spectators Certainly"
replied the mind reader with smile. An right
try 1t on my friend here" Indicating an Alderman
VINO sat beside him. The Alderman became very
req IN the face. looked at the mind reader distrust
iuiiy, murmured something about his friend being
TOO gay and then retreated.
You began practice in Arkansas. did you not
Yes" replied the physician Il did would hav.
S Snp aohg al right II it had not been for my
wha IL was ''Et y to one Of the natives to ask
one . VI me best schools in the country"
maj you mad ter go to school 10 larn your trade
Certainly said l.
fo,ar ha AZ Is enough fer me- said the old man. any
he has ' ia 90 na,n go no more material sense that
h inm,r grown man amt man FER me and he
stayed sis Tanks INTO his pockets ard walked out
oils Journal. N e"'e " up -ondianap-
longhead-Madam I wish TO draw yo,r .,,..,.n
TO the sad case OF poor family The fatber % ,o,
uid 10 work the mother is bedridden and the five
niue 'h'idren are crying for bread To can ali the
poor creatures are about to be turned out on the
~ "''ess some one will pay their arrears Of
rent, amounting to $50
Mrs Kndheart-How terrible, u.ro l.. 49,. .,o -.
the rent. BY the way, may ask Won who W" are,
lohshead 'as he disappeared-Certain madam,
1 am the landlord '"''''' ''A"~N''
- woman was standing In the From, door a, IN.
lutlng her she san, , when rode up to it, and sa-
::IWNhs syy i've here?' asked YES" abe REPLIED.
tree FOR saes "a aYas NV him.? Hasn't he walnut
, ne ne at homer? No When are Az Won ne ,oEnr
LEI. the country S'" has 0 Ss fer him He HASN'T
~ mere Is he Hes gone down 70 mana ..Then
Guon is your satS Sekp 1sn for him back od
I'M niue Foo or SO down the road Yes bu, ne AMI Look
had begun f to think W Nh not? And by his
sys na mes gone down to see pap about hog he
is the sho o,Te from him night afore last an pap
Free Press '''a" III 'hese parts."-(Detrot