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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

The Albany band is in need OF a first
class cornet player. and are anxiously wait
ing for one to take up bis residence in Al
beny
II yoa are going east this spring come
along and 90 with US over the Canada
Pacific Finest soeLery on earth Finest
equipped. bert treatment. no desert, no dust,
no annoying delays For information ap-
ply ii. b. Sacry agent. Postal Telegraph
oiiee-
while no physician or pharmacist can
conscientiouEiy warraL. cure. the J. c.
Aver Co. guarantee the purity. strength,
and medicinal virtues Of Ayers Szrsapa-
rilla 1t was the only blood purifier ad-
miite3 al the great Wcrld Fair ia Chi
eago. 1893
Judge VIM. Galloway, Of MeMinnyille
has been admitted TO the bar by the supreme
ecurt without examination lie sill en-
gage in the practice ct law AZ thai city bni
will not open up an ostsoe for some time
Statesman.
T. Z Parker Elei hts ofseial bend &
county assessor in the clerks oshoe 10 day
The bond is in the sam of $500 and j
signed BIZ y p. Blue. Julia Parker, Fr2nl
fries'- IT, VI BrunE, NJ l.. lrapp ans
John Kingsley as securities. Toledo Lead
eg
A singular state of relationship OF
| large scale Is yo1chei for by the Locikviil
Coarier-JoGrnAi. which tells of q dissric
school near Moan; 0lives, Ky. where hfi
pupils are enrolled. Each pupil is reiai
ed eithsr by cutnxznguinity or marriage |;
every other child il the school One or to
osner of the parents of -a-h OF the sfiy- ~
children S&s either a pupil Sr schOolmat
with the present ie@cher "
/ Five Indians are working on the stree;
today IN default Of fines of Sl0 imposed b
Recorder lash FiShhAwk was also ~
rested for being drunk. bat, making NJ
sistancs to The policeman. was Siubbed An'
sent home 10 have his pate nsendei--Per
dieson o Judge Bellinger should b
sent fos 10 &c and zee the fun his decisio
has caused.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

Andrew Carnegie is going 10 tell what
he would do If the car. Il will sound
much better to hea rome one tell what
he would do L Carnegie The world
needs men to-day who would do more
for mankind II Carnsgies. There are
plenty who think they would raise
hurricane OF goods deeds; bat when they
once get in the shoes OF the millionaire
they are Jus. Ike the other fellows with
an occasional exception. It is very rare
ly that Leland Stanford puts sl0. 600.
600 into The founding of grea. univer
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

The Tacoma News talks with great
wisdom when il says:
One shining little fac. that has been
evolved from the late business depress-
ion is this: "The big advertisers who
kept up their advertising all through
the hard times all made money"
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

England wants Venezuela. AS old as
England Is. she continues TO want 10 hog
the whole world. II the U. =. were not
a republic contented with her own terri
tory there would be whole lot OF naval
fun in the world, and like as not the sun
would never set on U. S. erritory too.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

The sugar trust has declared its usual
dividend OF 3 per cent. for the last quart.
er, l2 per cent. year, 36 percent on
actual investment, made possible By
blood sucking laws. The DxMocRAT is
opposed to all legislation in the interest
Of trusts and monopoliss.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

''CuASoE CARs. May: Nay; Not If
ycu zaEe the trip east via the Union Pa
ciic System. No change 10 Chicago and
but one change TO New York. Boston.
Philadelphia and other eastern cities.
Time three and one half days TO Chicago
and feur and one half days 10 New York.
CCRRES Il MoNrElTH. Agents
Union Pacific r 4.
Albauy. Or
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

The 0regonian is in fair way to again
get in the good graces Of Salem people.
Like the lover who gave candy TO his
gir..'s little brother. that paper is speak
ing some good words for the state fair,
Sadem's tender SPOT.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22
Spccial Bargains

We are selling for a few days oagy
Men's white shir,s worth 81. 90 for 3. 80.
Mems camel hair undeshir,s and draw
ers worth 81 IS for Sos.
Meas heavy weight radershirt and
drawers worth SIS for S.sy.
On display IN our show Windows
Come 10 rs f>r b,rgs,ns in all lines of
goods as We can save you money.
VIC JAWS. 9
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22
Money To Losn.

have moa%y 10 loan o. goOd farm
land In Linn and Benton counties in
sums 10. over 5000. No delays in fur
n:shins the coin Call on Z 9 Bufkkar,.
Albaay, Oregon. Also none. 10 ioan on
cts property in any amount on long tim
at low rate of Interest
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

A Portland man says Dolph would
have been elected but for his cold, dis
tant way, and that he would had he even
thawed out during the contest. He did
nos use enough policy.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

dss tastes ssarIacinasly. in keeping ~i;h
o, cr Inquiries = ense3s mus lsc pleas
As.y soecpaab { IN fsrn. purely ~ho'esoun-
T. competition truly benssici=.. in eifcs and
-5sirxiy :rre iForn rv-ry Objectionable
gma ily. IL resliv isl he coasu'ss pSt si-za;
H cnrsssI-a'cd ne Eses tae eea;.= family
'ass'ive - rap OF Fig
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

An exchange tells about clock that
wac run by alcohol. A good many men
are run that way, and little Ia thong h
OF the fact. They keep running that
way until they run down into their
graves.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

Mas. ], n. HOFFMAN desires 10 announce
that her new millinery goods have arrived
and she is now prepared 70 supply all Gus
TONERS with the best in her line. Call at
her placs on Second stree between Till
and Main.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

A murder back ia Minnesota has at
tracted the attention OF the whole OF the
United States. The public generally
will be glad when the neck OF Harry
Hayward is stretched.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

The New York World is going TO give
$1,000 to the person who guessts the
ending of a novel. This is an age Of
scheming but there certainly are no
buzzards on this one.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

The DEMOCRAT Is glad to publish obit-
uary notices; that is peculiarly in the
province OF newspapers; but those wish-
ing obituary poetry published should
call and make special arrangements for
II
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

A young man in California is kicking
7iciously because he has been allowed
only 5000 year from his fathers
estate. The man who cannot get along
on 5000 year ought to be horse whip
ped on general principles.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

1t now transpires that the Dulph men
will try to defeat Mr.. Hermann for Con
xress next year. This indicates some
very lively political times. for Hermann
will not die any easier. than Dolph.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

The Washington legislature will ad-
iourn tonight. twas almost as big n
success as the Oregon legislature. 1t
elected Senator, and even republicans
are ashamed Of it.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

There IS no excuse for anv man TO ap
pear In society with a grizzly BEARD since
the Introduction of Buckinghan's Dye,
which colors natural brown or black.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

Shiloh's Cure. the great cough and
Group cure, Is In great demand, Pocket
size contains TWENTY-FIVE doses only .Sc,
Children love it. Sold BY druggists.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

Pianos AND oReANs.-Save small deal
ers and agents commissions by buying
from the Wiley b Allen Co. direct. In
quire at II J Jones book store for prices and
Information.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

The recent congress was not billion
dollar Congress, ,as some have been loud.
ly crying. It was only $500, ,000, 900
Congress.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22
Money to Loan.

We are prepared to make loans on good
improved farms in sums to suit, of from
900 to $40, 900.
CuRRAN & MoNrsITH.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

Karl's Clover Root,the great blood Pur-
tier gives freshness aud clearness 10 tie
complexion and cures constipation, aSc.
oc, 100. Foshay & Mason Agents.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22
Religious Services.

Rev. Geo. III. Lee, OF Seattle, will oc-
cupy the pulpit OF the First Presbyterian
chnrch tomorrow. Morning subject,
"No Surrender" Evening, that wide
word Salvation" Sunday school and
other services as usual.
Preaching at the Baptist churbh temor-
row evening at 80 by Rev. L. g. Brown
son Of McMinnyille College. S. S. at usual
hour. Meeting Of Juniors at p. m and OF
Young Peoples Society at $50 p. m.
Regular week night services as usual Ali
are invited 10 be present.
Rev. J. b, DAILY will preach at the NJ
f.. church tomorrow at 1890 a. M.
subject, Parable of the Talents:" and
at 80 p. m, subject, ''The New Birth. y
Class-meeting At close OF morning ser
mon. Sunday school al 2:30 p. IN
Junior League at $3.50 p. IN. All are in
vited. J. T. Albeit, pastor.
Rev. Geo. II. Lee will conduct the
mems meeting at the Y. NJ. G. A at p
NJ.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

Whatever may be the cause of blanohing.
the hair may he restored to its original
color by the use of that potent remedy
Halls Vegetable Sici.ian Hair Renewer.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

Shiloh's cure is sold IN a guarantee. II
cuies Inc'pient Consumption. II Is the
best Cough Cure. Only one cent "a dose.
&C, sos, ,andsI 90. Foshay & Mason agents.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

If yoa want a good and clean
smoke buy cigars made by our Al.
bany cigar factory.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

"smash tns Machine" ls the cry go
ing up from the Atlantic to the Pacific.
The people are tired OF machine politics.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

Makes pure L.ooi. Th@se three words
tell the whole stcry a. the wonieTfg, cures
by Holds SArszparlsa. Il i she best
h.cod purifier and sprsag medicine
HScd's Pills have a on high praise foE
their prompt and esEc.en; ye: szsy action
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

Gsez Baby was stek. ve Esrs hr- c=ssc<sA
whsa@-s wzs CaEsa. sc c-sel Fo- Czs.o-sA.
wsca sae became Mss ssse csazS 10 czS-c=+aA
Was she bad CAa4rSa. she g.resAsa css=o<ta
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22
Jhe le,,1orrat.

A new feature in eastern papers should
be regular market report on foreign
noblemen.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

Buy your goods OF Albany merchants
and pick out the men who use Albany
printers ink.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

Or. pr;ac's Cream Bsking Powder
Worlds Fair iiiyneet Award.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

SEkzz O. ozzsss. C7czTT - Ls.-a=
I,E y L1sS3os. C=sA5S- 4 tb= .ssss na7
ed haak CO sa,sEa,E s=ez< taz- - Esors ss.sezs-
q TIE - tsz 5=ss q Ezy kzsxsei<e ard ssz<<
EE AyGDos, c.zAs~
szhs--T5ss sd szozz 70 tzsa-e Ee shsIsks Day d
M.rzh, Iszs AE8EDH b FEEEEEzxS
6-sl yo.2rT Pz5Er t1r o-.Euz-
C1zzEl-As-ss
SEE0CSS crs<ssrs-
I Z ELATs.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22
Where to Trade.

Here are some OF Julius Gradwohl's
cash prices:
20 lbs. Savon Soap p.......S .Ss
; cans Tomatoes oes........--. .e5
Granulated Sugar, per 100 lls..-.,. 5.25
Extra @ Sugar, - q .-.... AIS
Arhuckle, Lyon and Big I, per lh -
And all other goods IS low as sold by
anybody.
Hardware. crockery, glassware and
groceries AZ reasonable prices.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22
Big Company In Trouble.

CHICAGO, March II The Walter A.
Wood Harvest Company confessed judg-
snent in the superior court today for $26, :
253, in faVor Of the National bank of the
Republic. An execution vas issued, and
deputy sheriffs levied on the stock in the
warehouse Of the company at Taylor street
The company is one Of the largest concerns
in the country engaged in the manufac-
ture of harvester machinery.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22
DIED.

Iwant more trade. Fred Dawson
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

Above trains s,op a. all stations from
Portland TO Albany inclusive. also Tan
Rent.Shed ,Halsey Harrisburg, function
City. Irving. Eugene ami all stations
from RoJeburg to Ashland inclusive
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22
wezaa szzrsee-

S4caANxSTc. A&rJh I4-The state ssa-
ate today adopted a constitutional amend
uent giving women the r-,h = r0te- The
srasa3usrt has airs5iS eexs adopted BY
the assembly. ard -ils no~ te .z5aiittei to
the voters os the state
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22
pemzDds safisGarfIea.

MADHID. March I5.-The following ca
l,legra1 has been received here: "TayIer.
United Stztss minister, -Nadrid-This de-
partmeni Is informed thai on the sth in
stan. the United States mail steamship
Alliance. On her homexzri voyage from
Colon TO New York, when SIX miles from
the ccast Of Cubz- OF Cape May. was r.
peztedly frsd upon by Spanish gunooat-
zith solid shot. which fortunately fell
short Yea viii communicate this l. %
the minister Of foreign sEairs and urge
the importance ct = prompt satisfactory re-
part.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

RoxK, March I5.-GironsIs today in re-
ferring to the killing Of ths Italians al
WzIsenburg. Col, says that the Italians
we're certainly In the wrong If they killed
Hixou. the SAIGON keeper. But, Ginr-
male adds. that does not justify the sum-
mary Iyachiag Of six prisoners. 1t Is 70
hs hoped that tie United States viii 1
s,rnIy and rapidly in furnishing the guilty
and gre satisfaction 10 Italy.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22
The Panama War.

CoLoN, March I3--Ihe iztes; news
from the front Is that the rebels haze re-
treated, and general Royes, commander of
the Colombian foEoes. has occupied Caszt2
in the province CT PamplOna, with 70Co
meal
i d-ischment Of i000 troops Is expected
to arrive shortly 3; Panama from the de-
partmeni Of CzBea- Martial LA has been
declared in the department Of Panama
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22
Home ProteefIoa E,Arfy. $
Three Hunters Pssssned.

CHIPPEwA FALLs, Wis March Is
A horrible discovery was made today By
q party Of men hunting in tho neighbor-
hood Of Ingram The dead bodies Of Ed
die DUFFY. John Hanson and another man
were found in al old shanty. From al
appearances they have teen dead number
Of days- The b0dies were frozen Duffy
and Hanson were formerly employed as
EoodsmeG, hut cult work to hunt wolves,
using poison TO kill them. The supposi-
ton is thai in preparing meal they ac-
c!dentally got the poison mixed up with
the food.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

ST IoHS's. y. F. March l3.-GoE-
eTnoE Sirs 7erTsnoe O'Brien has receired
complete returns frOu all available sou-ces
il. regard 10 the suffering IN ~. John 5
with the r>ss.it that hts repors 10 TIC home
Office in London will sAo~ 80 per cent Of
the entire popGlstlou of the city 10 be
either receiving or IN need of assistance 70
keep starvation from their doors
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1895-03-22

So,s t-rou<Eossf tt- E5FsL PoTTzE D=oS szs
czzn CosY., S5le P-5s--, Bc>ac-- 81 +k-l
a5o:< Ez5y's Skis, s>@i,. ass Esq. 1-ss->d ffs--
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-12-18
An Expensive Dinner.

A trio were sitting on the postofice
guard rails last night telling stories.
One of them related this: "l know Of
q fellow who had spent very quiet
life in the country and had never been
to the city. Coming into a little
money, he suddenly developed a de-
sire to be sport, aud Immediately
departed for the city. 1t was his
habit after arriving to lounge around
the corners in the central part of the
city, and he naturally heard the gilded
youth talking about the amount OF
money they spent.
essay, I had great dinner last
night he heard one say, 'ani it cost
me twenty dollars
"Many other remarks like this he
heard, and the rustic sport decided to
get into the swim too. He made up
his mind at once to get an expensive
dinner, realizing that the most OF the
money spent by the boosters he had
overhead had been for wine. Walk
inc into swell restaurant, he called
the waitor over. Say, look here, said
he, Il want an expensive dinner like
the rest of the bloods. Bring me
twenty dollars worth of ham and
eggs. "-Philadelphia Call.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-12-18
A Little Sermon for Today.

Let us do right, and whether happi-
ness come or unhappiness it is no very
mighty matter. If it come, life will
be sweet; it it do not come, life will
be bitter-bitter, not sweet, and yet
to be borne.
On such theory alone is the gov
ernment of this world intelligently
just. The well-being of our souls de-
pends only on what We are; and noble
ness of character is nothing else but
steady love of good and steady scorn
of evil. The government of the world
is problem while the desire OF sell
fish enjoyment survives; and when
-instica ,is- nat-daaa aoeardins-ta-sneh,
standard (Which viii not be till the
day after doomsday, and not then),
self-lovin.g men will still ask why? and
find no answer. Only to those who
have the heart to say, "We can do
without that; it is not what we ask or
DESIRE" is there no g; cret. Man will
have what he deserves, and will find
what is really best for him, exactly as
he honestly seeks for it. Happiness
may fly away, pleasure pail or cease to
be obtainable, wealth decay, friends
fail or prove unkind, and fame turn
to infamy; but the power to serve God
never fails, and the love of Him ID
never eiected.-Froudes' Works.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-12-18
Hints for Housewives.

Persons not having scales and
weights at hand may readily measure
the article wanted to form any recipe
without The trouble of weighing, ale
lowance to be made for an extraordi-
nary dryness or moisture of the arti-
cles weighed or measured. Wheat
flour, pound is 1 quart; Indian meal,
l pound % ounces are l quart; butter
when soft, pound is l quart; loaf
sugar when broken, 1 pound liz ]
quart; white sugar, powdered, pound
l ounce are quart; best brown sugar,
1 pound 2 ounces are l quart; ten eggs
are l pound; 16 large tablespoonfuls
are J pint; 8 large tablespoonful are
l gill; large tablespoonfuls arc }
gill; 2 gills are ] pint; pints are l
quart; 4 quarts are l gallon; . common
sized tumbler holds ] pint; common
sized wine glass holds gill; o teacup
holds gill; large wine glass holds a
gill; large tablespoonful is ounce.
Crusts and pieces of bread should
be kept in granite bucket, closely
covered, in dry, cool place.
Keep fresh lard in granite vessel.
Keep yeast in wood or granite iron
wnre.
Keep preserves and jellies in glass.
Keep salt in dry places.
Keep vinegar in wood, glass or gran
ite ironware.
Lard for pastry should be used
hard; it should be cut through -four !;
not rubbed.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-12-18

God and his devoted cousin as he in.
hailed, with a glad sense of freedom,
the soft winds of the Mexico Sea. He
never returned to Cuba, though his
future life was replete with stirring
adventure.
The gay capital of Cuba was quite
electrified a month later to learn of
the resignation from the army OF Cap
tain Antonio. and his marriage imme-
diately after, in spite of opposition
on the part of her family, to the su-
premely beautiful Senorita Amalia de
Valdez. Orleans Times-Demo-
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-12-18
PITH AND POINT.

Jeweler can engagement ring?
Certainly! Here is five hundred dol
lar one." Customer-"What is the
price OF it?"-Puck.
"There is nothing now to mar our
happiness, as Bass remarked when
his wife's mother took her departure.
Boston Transcript.
"Pa, what is trip hammer9" "1t's
the hammer, my son, that your ma
leaves on the carpet when she hangs
up a picture. Detroit Free Press.
"What kept you out?" said the thin
man to the fat man at the jammed en-
trance. Corporation influence" F" was
the stout response. - Philadelphia
Call.
Cooked in His Own sance: Prison
er-"What, that man IS going to de-
fend me? Why, ne couldn't bring an
innocent person through l"-Fliegende
Blaetter.
Bagley-"And how does your
French chef suit?" Bradley-"Not at
all Pm afraid he's an impostor.
Why, you can tell by the taste what
his dishes are made of!"-Puck.
she-"No, George, 1 like you, but
can never be your wife. He (haugh-
tily)-"Never mind. There are 9th
ers." She-"I know there are,
George; I accepted one of them this
morning. Chicago Record.
Mr.. spinks : "Wci;, Willie, has
your sister made up her mind to go
to the concert with me?" Willie
sYep. She's made up her mind and
she's maxim up her face now; she'll
be down in a minute. Great Divide.
Assistant-"Here is complaint by
a lady against the conductor of car
47.n Manager-"What is the trou-
ble?" Assistant-"She says he ex-
pressed doubt whether her six chill
dren were all under five years ole"
Puck.
"Doctor," said an old lady the 9th
er day to her family physician, "can
you tell me how it is that some folks
are born dumb?" "Why, hem, GER
tainly," madam" replied the doctor.
cit is owing to the fact that they
come into the world without the fac.
ulty of speech!" "Dear mel" re.
marked the old lady; "now just see
what it is to have medical education !
Ive asked my husband more than
hundred times the same thing, and all
that could get out of him was, "Be-
cause they are" Punch.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1895-12-18
The Ambition OF Our Ror.ood.

"Few of us ever achieve the ambi-
lions of our boyhood," said we'll.
known lawyer to Star reporter.
ssNow, have friend who, when he
was growing up, had yearning de-
sire to be railroad engineer. When
q mere baby, he liked no toy SO
well as train OF cars, and no game
suited him at school like that of being
an engine and have boys clinging to
each others coats for cars. 1t was his
hobby by day and his dream by night.
but he could not obtain railroad po.
sition when he left school, and became
q clerk, and, subsequently, mer.
chant, bat he has never felt satisfied
at not being able to follow his natural
bent; SO. realizing that it was too
late In life to ever become an engi.
neef, he wrote me few days ago that
he had bought q railroad, and ccnld
ridetiu an eugine, if he wanted to. -
Warrington Star.