Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1895-05-10
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HaP Men are often called good BE-
cause they have not been found out.
s1 Scientific men say that wink
occupies about one-sixth of a second.
'ssy- You can make up quarrel, but
it will always show where it is patch
ed.
s~ As soon as man acquires fairly
good sense, it is said that he is an old
fogy.
eaF The Gulf Stream is 100 miles
wide and from 400 to 600 fathoms
deep.
s@ What word may be pronounced
quicker by adding syllable to it?
Quick.
BEG The bodies of the women contain
a smaller proportion of bone than
those of men.
BaT Children would do as they are
told great deal better if grown folks
did as they tell.
B9 Each individual in partnership
is responsible for the whole amount of
the debt of the firm.
sT: A friends help in your troubles
never travels beyond the point where
it affects his own interests.
s9 The Bible is the chart on the
voyage oflife. Consult it often if you
would shun the breakers.
S8 Perhaps it is safe to say that no
two farms can be run, with the best
success, on the same plan.
B@ People should take more care of
their health while they have it, and
less after they have lost it.
R9 The three things most difficult
are to keep secret, to forget an injury,
and make good use of leisure.
B@ The great thing in this world is,
not so much where we stand, as in
what direction we are moving.
ga If we have done one act of SER
vice for God, there is all the more rea-
son that we should do another.
s@ If you want to spoil your boy
give him latch key and allow him
to come in at any hour of the night.
sS The nearer young person can
initiate the steadiness of an older
person, the better it will be for him.
B9 The meanest thing that can be
said of a man is that he sometimes
speaks ill of those who speak we'll of
him.
s| Doctrines are of use only as
they are practiced ; men may 60 to
perdition with their heads full Of
truth.
g9 Keeping everlastingly at it brings
success, but the trouble is that most of
us keep everlastingly at the wrong
thing.
sGe 1t is a mistake about it being
unhealthy to sleep in feathers. Look
at the spring chickens and see how
tough he is.
sg~ The people spend so much time
worrying about the faults of others,
that they do not more than half be-
have themselves.
s@e Venezuela has Sc holidays every
year. On these occasions the people
close their stores and enjoy them
selves in chicken-fghts.
g9" A mother of six boys declares
that those who say that boys know
nothing about economy, never saw
them when using soap.
s9 The Bible is now accessible, as to
language, to nine-tenths of the world;
in the early part of this century it
could be studied by only one-fifth.
According to The Medical Record,
castor oil has not failed in any case to
remove warts to which it was applied
once day for two to six weeks.
H@ One of the religious papers ans
wers query as to the true posture
for prayer in this wise: "The only
posture to be avoided is imposture."
B1 A pious man is never sure he
will not do something that will send
him to hell until he dies, and then
nobody knows whether he is saved or
not.
s~ General Booth, of the Salvation
Army, has followed the example of
Pope Leo XIII, in forbidding members
ofthe organization to join secret socie-
ties.
l@ She-Why do you look so un-
happy, George? Don't you know that
We are one now? eyes, darling, I
know that; but Judging from the hotel
bill I've Just had handed to me, the
manager doesn't seem to think So"
Ha5@ "What is the meaning of the
word tantalizing?" asked the teacher.
"Please, ma'am," spoke up little john
ny Holcombe, lit means circus pro-
cession passing the school-house and
the scholars not allowed to look out"
naT "Mother," said a fair-haired
urchin, II don't want to 60 to Sunday
school. I want to 60 fshin'." "But
the fish won't bite on Sunday, my son.
They're good and 60 to their Sunday
school," "Well," responded the pro-
bable future president, "I'll risk it
anyway; maybe there's some that's
like me-"
Rg The train was full Of fierce rob-
bers. Strong men sat in the seats of
the car. and held their hands as high