New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-05-12

II all the times were good times.
And all the skies were bright.
There wouldn't be for you ana me
Quite SO much Joy in sight
II all the times were good times
And all the skies were bright
II all the times we're good times
And e shift about and wish em out
And show 'em TO the door.
II all the times were good times.
ANU "'' -tAtlanta Constitution.
Tho recentlv published anniversary number OF
.The Rochester Post Express was credit alike 70
the paper and the city whose growth II chrohieied'
Its fortyeight pages Of illustration and descriptive
and biographical matter full OF interest to the
many friends its independence and ability nave maae
for 1t throughout the State. while the evidence OK
Its prosperity must afford them qualification. Mr..
Joseph O'Connor Its editor-in-chef, is to be con-
graduated on his success in making THE Post tx
press" what 1t is-the exponent OF the best culture
of the city In which II is published
II licked him." said the boy, mournfuy y Licked
in the next street jest a-ayin for me to lick me
cause ! licked him <.,..u r,ss,,v sss,rx an on
portunity to impress lesson n nsrnat9nai poi p,
ss upon oSy fSS tile '
Parent--why do you advise against my boy Willie
using a slate and pencil In school?
Dabster in Science-Because they are covered with
deadly microbes, that would undoubtedly Kill your
boy II ne lived long enough.
Parent (much impressed)-Then ] suppose had
better get him paper pad 10 do his sums on?
Dabster in ScIence-My dear sir. do you want to
commit deliberate murder? There are millions Oh
bacilli In every page OF paper made
Parent (anxiously)-Well. how will he do his sums
then? In his mind?
Dabster In Science-Worse yet II has been found
that abstract interpretive thought over imaginary
problems stimulates the growth OF lethai bacteria IN
the brain cells. II you want your Willie 10 live you
had hat kee
septic vapor
MIS- H,s Wai.s-Dia she wear the regulation bicycle
aG rea Scott don't know."dndanapolis Jour-
nal
James Payn tells this story OF the American
plan OF duelling. wherein the two duellists. with
one second meet within doors, and draw lots for
who shall shoot himself: On recent occasion
A and Il had difficulty" vas the unlucky
man. and retired for the purpose OF sef'destruction
into tho next apartment and the second. both
very much moved by tho tragedy OF the situation.
remained In listening attitudes. A. last tho pistol
was heard; they shuddered with emotion ana re-
morse, when suddenly In rushed the supposed dead
man. truniphantiy rxcaimins. "Mssedf'
ARE" Who while on an sxporins sxpeal.lon ran
~; supplies ShsnSs they Ss%s s SSS" y. SI
s ;Ss hut 0H' Msr was S"S S '"S mus
SsI fS% q ;s' ss's 70 & rSs
s SSss and mad: a meal OF them Alter white tho
chief and warrior, returned from a hunting o..
friendly manner set up a Wild howl OF despair.
what Ii the NATTER. asked the cspiercrs. They
Ms chief. what are ScnsY" Those. thoSsi''
:hrcksa the sEsi pointing to ,hs cut ,n so,S s cn
said saS the explorers. I'VE ate them. The shies
ssIssd his stomach n both hands agd ratified the
sHs cried mushrooms" "ohi suffering AosSsi''
reared tho warrior. Or words to that effect why.
enemies I killed In battls"--CThs collsctos.