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Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29
Two Great Curiositics.

A traveller once with great serious
ness related to large company that
he had Travelled through all the
world, and had seen at least one
curiosity which had never yet been
mentioned by any author.
This wonder, according TO his as
sertion, was acabhage-plant so large
that under one single leaf fifty armed
horsemen in battle array could sta
ton themselves and perform their
evolutions. No one who heard this
eXaggeration deemed il worthy of
refutation; but one said, with the
utmost composure and GOODNESS,
that, he, too, had been somewhat of
traveller, and had been ms far ms
Japan, where, TO his ustonishment,
he had seen more than three hundred
coppersmiths at work upon an inn
mense cauldron, and that five hun
dred men were To he employed to
smooth aud polish it, For what
purpose, then, would they wish to
use this monstrous cauldron?" asked
the first traveller, sneeringly. For
cooking the cabbage-plants, sir, such
ms you were telling us about just
now, was the answer.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

presence. When that pouch was put
off at the station ! followed it and
kept it in sight until it was taken in
TO the Postofiice. Now you say you
opened it alone, that no one else
touched it, Where is my letter."
~ never saw it, sir. II you doubt
me you can search me-"
Mr.. Barrett said that he would not
do that, and that he had never done
such thing to a woman, and he be-
gan TO pace the floor indeep thought.
The girl, more beautiful than ever in
her excitement, sat down in the rock
ing chair. rcssed her limbs and be-
gan to rock.
Call your mother, and she can
search you in my presence, " said he
at length.
"My mother is dead"
Again the Secret Service agent
paced the floor He looked into an
adjoining room. brightly and neatly
furnished, and wondered whether the
girl could have secreted the letter
there while she pretended to be going
to the gate to let him in. Ashepaced
back and forth he noticed the swing
ing feet ofthe Postmaster's daughter,
that one OF her stockings had sagged
down, and that under that stocking
was the shape of an envelope.
Your stocking has dropped" he
said.
The girl turned scarlet and white,
and stopped rocking. She caught
her breath, as il TO faint.
Now, give me my letter, said the
Inspector.
She took il from it's hiding place,
handed it TO him and burst into a
food of passionate tears.
The decoy letter, as is usual in
cases of this sort, had been fixed so
that il would be apparent TO anyone
that money was enclosed. IL had
done it's work
"Where is your father?" asked Mr..
Barrett.
lin the garden, sobbed the girl.
Mr. Barrett went out into the
garden, found the old man hoeing
and brought him in, and when he
han AbiN All AAf UtAtA AllH MAliAtF AAtttl
and sobbed with his child. The in
spector learned that the girl had adj
mirers, as was natural; that her
father was very misery, not giving
her even the money needed for a
bright bit Of ribbon, "A new hat or a
new dress; that she had been tempted
to take money from the mails for
bits Of iinery, and had done so. Mr..
Barrett bitterly accused the old man
Of being the one To blame, and he ac-
knowledged il.
Il suppose you viii arrest her2"
said the girls father
"Mill you make restitution Of the
sum (it was about $1O), she has
taken on account of your miserli-
ness?''
Yes; here il is, and il was handed
over. "Will you arrest herr"
If ! did what would be her future?
No. Unless you or she tells this it
will never be known in the village"
Inspector Barrett left after forcing
the old man to promise his daughter
should never be compelled or allowed
20 handle the mails again. and when
be submitted his full report TO the
head Of the department mt Washing
ton his course was fully approved.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

m,.lhany Times Union: A story is told
IL 5ud9e Who lately had the hypnotic
In rainaa before him by q burglar.
prAx0ner claimed that he did not
.w AhAs be was "burgling;" that he
ar 10 autemAtically and uneonsciously
---seg csc direction OF hypnotisL
.s.sss jndae aaid no would give him the
bsneGf 81 the law. and also Of his
I spp0sfe Misfortune He therefore sen.
iced bAa man 70 ten years in the
u pvisen. but told him he could, II
. schose. aend for the hypnotist and
.aeEe Ainsxlf made unconscious for the
III oY haa imprisonment
'Ihs sssne power" said the Judge.
4 Ageh snabled you 70 commit the bur
K rws mnA not know IL, ought also TO
his yom 20 suffer imprisonment with
ia lsssar and not be aware OF t. A.
I. xaS# khat Is the best can do for
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

United States Consul General De
Kay at Berlin believes that an Ameri-
can physician has discovered the means
of curing consumption, lupus, and per-
haps cancer. In a report TO the state
department he says that the coming
medical congress at Munich is likely
70 give no little attention TO the discov-
cry made by DIR. Louis Waldstein, a
native of New York. announced in the
German medical papers as"eXtraordi-
nary action Of minute injections OF pi-
locarpine. a chrystallized extract from
the Brazilian jaborandi plant, on the
Emphatic system" This In a sense
completes the celebrated Hell esrum"
acting favorably on patients whom the
serum does not cure. The key Of the
discovery is this: BY successive injec-
tions of minute doses Of pilocarpine in
the veins he arrives at a gradual slim
ulation of the Emphatic system. That
system increases the white corpuscles
in the blood which, in some way not
agreed upon, certainly overcomes and
renders harmless those poisonous par
ticles in the blood that produce dis
eases. The discoverer strongly advises
physicians to try pilocarpine in the
early stages OF consumption, and in
deed in all diseases involving the lynn
phatic system. He has satisfied him
self that il forms a trustworthy test
for the presence Of tuberculosis in man
and animals The report closes with
a statement OF a case of lympus Of
twenty-five years duration, regarded as
incurable. which was relieved immed-
lately after the first injection and IL
now almost healed.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

The position of speaker of the house
of commons Is one of great difficulty.
He draws salary of 1000 year. en-
joys the use Of palace, gets a liberal
allowance for entertaining, and q peer
age on his resignation from Office. II
is one of the unwritten privileges of
members of the house of commons to
dine with the speaker. The speakers
dinners are held on Wednesdays and
generally compose a total Of about
thirty members, so that taking the en-
tire parliamentary session, all the mem
beers get their turn, starting with the
ca binet, then the leaders of the opposi-
ton, and then the rank and file Until
1889 it was the custom to wear court
dress at these dinners; that is, knee
breeches, velvet cutaway coats and
cooked hats. but in 1889 that rule was
swept away Washington Post.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29
Not Like His name.

One of the managers of a home for
destitute colored children tells funny
story about the way Christmas was eel
ebrated al the institution. She went
out there in the afternoon to see how
things were getting on, and found =
youngster as black as the inside Of a
coal mine tied to a bedpost, with his
hands behind him
What is the boy tied up there for7''-
she demanded of the attendant
'For lying. ma'am; he is the worst
est, lying niger ! ever seen"
What's his name?"
George Washington. ma am - was
the paralyzing reply Chicago Record
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

ssw ysprs ago well known physl.
Nd u 81 zhie city while visiting Paris.
aided &n amateur circus--a fashion.
Ne apcaetg event 10 which there was
a !. nlsslon only by invitation. lie pre-.
" ~ fsa hinself at the door with n tick.
" made out In the name OF his friend.
al ugs Orion Of the Russian embassy.
" but shis ticket ia not yours. Il il
a suee Orion 3, and Il Is not iransiera.
~ sAsd thc doorSeepcr, as he barred
, NJ ~ay.
=. Well, Az not Prince orloH7" asked
n doctor.
~ ~ No. VII; we know very we'll that
~ nse Orion has only one eye. The
ssHler IL Flass"
ras. Well stupid, how about this?'' said
ss-i doctof, "a he took his own glass
- out and held Ii in his hand for in.
- zNt,on.
!, Oh. beg yor hiRhness' pardon. :"
nis the 0oorkeeper walk right In. I"
be man had by singular chance
y Upon the only respect in which tho
$50 naa and the doctor resembled each
ies Queer incident, wasn't it
ksl and Express.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

The new woman is marching braYely.
on. Two smoking parlors for her ex-
elusive use have been established In.
New York, and there is promise of sew
eral more. From the smoking parlor
TO the drinking room is only step and
frequently is not such long step at
that Beyond that, If the reformers
are TO be believed, are the card and
faro dens, the roulette wheels, even
the loaded dice and goodness knows.
what not Oh, yes, the new woman To-
marching ahead very bravely indeed
Let as hope that she is enjoying her
progress. PHILADELPHIA Inquirer
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

she Month Of July. some four or
y@mfa age, was out shooting fiori-
wssh friend Of mine in GnEerai.
ata had gairly good luck, and as we
- ,.ga HsakAng our way 10 the railway
hAafA0n - latch the early train back 10
msdAH@a ! noticed my friend, who
IN nkou*lng In line on my left sud
:. big psains bis gun az something on
~ mxuuma and IRE. and on asking
NJ II Was he said Il was a black
-sssras euN that he had shot Il IN two
eea. fhe head portion disappearing
IIfMn hole AZ we were In n
|IfFxy 10 catch the train VIC went
ssi nat very soon heard one Of the
At~sa Ealing out, and looking back
" hlsa Tnnning toward us with the
"a parton OF the snake following
a witA the hood expanded IL ap.
red thAt he had remained behind
ing g eig out the cobra. and the re.
wsm Wat Il came out OF the hole
}. q seat Cor him. OF course the snake
z ala nVfg YET much pace on and was
Aekly Aalled.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

y nw many people know how TO mail
nusp la o letter? Nine people out
hlo., GA atsek II so carefully down that
~ recipient always loses his temper.
la's generally the stamp, in the effort
TtA 1aeieaKeik 1t is really more exas.
sassa 4 atlne than when the sender forgets
The salRusher the stamp he should have
shs Josed, Cor then, at least, II Is not
4 ~. lsed Even the most extrayagant
,n.. IA seldom have souls above saving
i. lamp. for IL is strangely, far dearer
as khan the cents IL represents.
asfzs tenth person sends IL loose, which
par&well enough, provided Il does not
able / out unseen and vanish, a. these
'es Rs.aly deprayed small things have .
!. Il w "a aolng. The proper way In
AZ ~ pie one Cut with a sharp pen knife
~ 4 parazasl slits At the top Of your let
~. and aIap In your stamps, which will
n I. i travel Is safely as II in special
N #r caae. Perhaps you have been in
IA - snmar# Village where money orders
pnAtaa notes are unknown, and for
ia wama0n IL becomes necessary 20
a. Ia ahan9e In a letter. Cut piece of
y ili1 exHAboArd the size of the snvei-
mma from this cut circular pieces
sszs Of your coins Insert the coins
pasfe q alp OF paper across one or
b sides ~-Demorests Magazine.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

A country without a newspaper is in
these days curiosity indeed. Andorra
is believed to be the only civilized state
in the world in which not a single
newspaper is published. Andorra is a
little republic-about thirty-six miles
long by thirty broad-situated on the
south side of the Pyrenees, next the
Spanish Province of Lerida and the
French department of Ariege.
II is nominally under the protection
of France, but its IA, 900 inha bitants
speak the Spanish language
Here, then, is an opportunity for an
enterprising journalist
He need not be afraid of duels, for.
though firearms are plentiful enough,
il is said there is not a single inhabit-
ant who could hit COW at 100 yards
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

A new dining car service letween Chica-
go and Buffalo via the Nickel Plate Road
has recently been placed at the disposal Of
the travelling public, which will enable
patrons of this favorite low rate line to
obtain all meals on trains when travelling
on through trains between Chicago, New
York and Boston. For reservations OF
sleeping car space and further information
see your local ticket agent or address J. Y,
Callahan, General Agent, Chicago.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29
aRnst clothe tho Naked.

's's, fer ns | could see with the naked
= Said the detective to the police
sfs 5qHfAce, 1.-THE living picture was
tarelX unde."
~ 1sd you look at the defendant
,t III. fne baked eye2" asked his honor.
"Cerialuly"
Osfendant dismissed" continued
2 court Until police officers learn
2 raw VIII regard to nudity cannot
nisn others. Detectives must here
Ter wear goggleS New York World
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Saws the ST Louis journal Of Agriculture In an
ed itOrial about No-To-Bae. the famous tobacco
habit cure. We know Of many cases cured y
tect. smoked and chewed fortwsniy years two
boxes cured him so that even the smell Of To-
hacUo makes him sick. No-To-Bac sold and
guaranteed bY Druggists everywhere. No cure
no pay. Book free Address Sterling Remedy
Co. New York or Chica 20
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

He's your first cousin. isn't hep"
said Mrs. Dimling TO six-year-old Fred
dy, abiding to a new baby Of whom
Freddy was very fond
"oh, no." replied Freddy. Il had
two cousins before he was born."-Har-
per's Young People.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29
Make Your own BItters:

On receipt Of 30 cents in q. S. stamps, J
win send TO any address one package Ste
ketee's Dry Bitters. One package makes
one gallon be& tonic known. Cures stom-
ach, kidney diseases, and is great appe-
tier and blood purifier. just the medicine
needed for spring and summer. 25c. at
your drug store. Address GEO. @. 6TM-
KKTKK. Grand Rapids. Mich.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29
Worlds Columbian Exposition

VIII be Of value 70 the world by Illus
trating the improvements in the me
chanicaI arts. and eminent physicians.
will tell you that the progress ia medic
inal agents has been of equal impor-
lance. and as a Strengthening laxative
Syrup of Figs is far in advance Of all
others.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

The baby yelled with stomach ache
Enough the dead TO scare,
And all the neighbors wondered
What was in the heir.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Old Lady-You say you drink to
drown your troubles. Now a worth
less. care-for-nothing man like you
can't possibly have any troubles.
Parched Peters-Can't he. Ell? Well.
II you knew how much trouble It was
for us fellers TO git de drink you
wouldn't say so.--Puck.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Laugh and the world laughs with you,
Laugh and you laugh alone.
According as the joke is the worlds
Or only one of your own.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

~ MAz 2lst and June 18th, 1895. the
lon Fweifc System viii soil tickets from
moufi Niver points and stations in Kan.
and Nebraska, to points south and
"a II Nelraska and Kansas, also 90 Col.
de wyoming, Utah aud Idaho, east OF
'lNef NAa south OF Beaver Canon, at rate
one Hfsf class standard fare for the
lM@ Sf&M Minimum rate $500
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

AAAs& Asafous aslAus ~ gAa4ln1 10 your aid
; #@4asa&t ally. nosteiter slomacn hls
#@ wv - IA lhvu be oTtYcn UAek uIteFsy
s&z4s<' ss3Hpcpsis, Rlek hea1Ache, uaAi@fsai.
Re8 ANzscss ALL TErumAIAe 4oabis ana
ssss@#k%Aa aela " IES action " lals Hgsi
tss&eos " EemedicA TAAo a regularly ADJ
ws@ a$en s1pvTlesee its 9o0d easel4.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Thomas Jefferson--Look heah. un-
derstan' dat you TUX advantage OBJ my
absence from town an called on Miss
Matilda SNOWFALL last night, sab.
George Washington Smith (doggedly)
-Yo' Is mistaken. sab. done call on
her sistah.
Thomas Jefferson-Well, sab, dat
makes no difference. Yo' keep away.
Use got my eye on bot of dem gals
Brooklyn Life.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

A. wfSoMpsoS A 90. DrarFista. cou.
*Es<f ~ aay HANS CaiaFfh Curr - the
Q#N Nisig hufc cure for eataFFA tk0y ever
UfaasatS sell Il. nc
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Boston Courier We annot see why y
dog should be so much more iond of the
seat Of a mans trousers than any other
part of his wardro' e.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Billiard Table, secondhand. For sale
cheap Apply 20 or address, H. c. AKIN
5ll s. 18th St. Omaha, Men
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

No man can speak for God except he to
whom God has spoken.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Don't the soprano have a better
showing than anyone else in the
choir?" asked Fitzgoober
Il don't know" unused Philgit.
They all have the same chants. II
seems TO me. Atlanta Constitution.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Health once impaired "a not easily regained.
yet Parker Cling Tonic ttaned thess results
10 many CASES Goodforeyery We kness and stress
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

The coal barons threaten a war OF rates.
Their winter victims will have the satisfac-
ton Of seeing them sweat without paying
for il
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Monopoly keeps prices up and wages
down.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Il ought TO have known better than
to come here" said the departing
drummer to the landlord. Il was told
beforehand that 1t was a one-horse
town.
We'll. there's no use kicking now"
was the placid response.
mo. l just wanted to stop long
enough TO express my sympathy for
the horse. Washington Star.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

] am entirely cured Of hemorrhage Of the
lungs by Pisos Cure for Consumption.
LOUISA LINDANAS, Bethany, Mo, Jan. s, '94
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Faith rests and waits. Unbelief refuse
10 be quiet because il has no feeling.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Those who borrow trouble never get q
chance TO pay it back.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29
what the Chicken Picked IN.

Sin cannot be hidden, because God never
shuts his eyes
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

IL IL more than wonderful
how pate atly people suffer with corns. Get pe 80
and comfort by removing them with HindercoFns.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

II win always shorten our prayers won.
derfully 70 first do what God expects.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

II the Baby 10 Cutting Teeth.
Be sure and that old and wel-tried remedy, Ma
wpElow't SOOTHING srRur for Children Teething-
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29
ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR

Galveston News: Man made justice blind
so that his escape would be easy.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

"Eanson's Magic Corn salvs.~
Warranted 70 money refunded AK yen
druggist for it. Price is cents
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Banks-Henriques says he's glad his
wife is wearing boomers.
Tanks-You don't sayl
Banks--Yes. He is able TO find her
pocket now.-JudRe.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

No son tpas afflicted & y. EIY'ss
soih catdrrh. induced IA cSS,SAS s, sALnrl q
him to try Elv's Cream . 81 !: no
Balm and the disagree SttSts " a
able catarrhal smell all $$
left him. He appears as
tceu as anu ONE. c. SO 3z
OlmSted, Aroold, Ill., 80 - WI
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Stranger (enteringl-Can l get bite
at this hotel?
Stranger (departing)-I guess you
can. l staid there last night, and got
several of them.-Texas Siftings.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Strawberries her father willing to
help you out?
Singerly-That's the way he acted
Brooklyn Life.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Goes Cough Halsam
Is the Oldest and best II viii break up Cold quicl
er taan anything else IL is always reliable Try
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Eternity is the infinite expansion Of time
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Mother-Mercy on us! What do you
mean by eating up that jar OF pre-
served peachesg
Little Ethel-You told Mrs. Nexdoor
you wanted me to have peachy COM
plexion, didn't you?-Good News.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

Eve heard your preacher half a
dozen times" said the boy who was
whiting a stick. You people pay
him $4,000 year. He amt bit het-
ter'nour preacher, and all we pay our'n
is $780,"
YES. but our preacher says eyther
and nyether, and your'n don't" re-
piled the boy who was sharpening his
knife on his shoe.--Chicago Tribune.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-06-29

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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1895-02-22
YALE BANK,
OF B. z. NOBLE,
RESPONSIBILITY, $25O,OOO.
Deposit your money where it is safe.
per cent interest on Time Ger
tiGcates of Deposit.
All + Business + Strictly + Confidential.
The L. q. T. m. is a Secret Society.

The LOTM of Yale is especially so.
1t has Just leaked out Through a Sir
knight that they have been having
lawfully nice times" lately and we,
that rs a good many of us, haven't been
in it. About IL month ago they had Il
great blowout, had one of their Great
Hive officers at the installation, pre-
sented their Lady Commander and
Past Lady Commander with fine rock
ing chairs and wound up with a grand
banquet and the funniest Of all, they
never told word about il. A Sir
Knight, however, attracted no doubt
by the smell of coffee, strayed up the
and share of the refreshments.
Last Friday night the same Sir
Knight smelled coffee second time
and giving a few of his friends the
hint they wended their way up to the
LOTM hall and presented themselves
at the inner door which was wide open.
What II bewildering sight met their
wondering gaze
Ladies' large and ladies SnIaM.
Ladies' short and ladies tail,
Ladies' bright, one and all,
sat around the room enjoying their
coffee and cake and n iollier crowd
could not we'll be found. There were
upwards of one hundred OF them, and
not a man among them. Their bright
happy faces set off 10y their iaunty
head gear and bright scarfs made
them look so bewitchingly attractive
that one poor Sir Knight lost his heart
and could he only have decided on
one out of the many he. no doubt,
would haYe proposed then and there
and so ended all his troubles.
The ladies spared no pains to make
1t pleasant for their gentlemen callers,
treating them to the best of everything
and all went Merry as a Marriage
Bell' until the serving of refreshments
being over the l.. &. called order and
requested that the gentlemen who had
so kindly called on the ladies now
favor them with speechs. The poor
Sir Knights "looked the woe they dare
not speak but the first gentleman
called, summoning up his courage,
walked bravely to the platform and
began to cast about for speech. The
others seeing his dilemma and realizing
that they too were III for it made bolt
for the door and succeeded i'm reach
ing the ante room, bat the picket was
too quick for them and bolted the
outside door. Realizing that there
was no alternative they returned to
the hall and did their best under the
circumstances, making some excellent
speeches and promising To do better al
some future time, provided they be
given II little time for preparation
The gentlemen were then allowed to
pass out and all else remains a mystery
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1895-02-22
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