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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
The "Pen-and-Ink Mans" Work.

The famous ''pen-and-ink man." who
has been bothering the treasury for many
Years. is still getting in his deadly work.
During the last year two treasury notes
of his Workmanship. for 500 each. have
turned up. Both were executed in his
usual artistic style, being done wholly
with pen and brush. Nobody would hesi-
tate to take them. No clue has even
been found to the identity of this extra
ordinary criminal. who seems to pursue
his fad purely for the sake of recreation.
II cannot possibly pay as an industry. lie
seems to produce two notes regularly ev-
ery wear. usually for 800. and they must
take pretty nearly all his time.-Washing-
+op Star RI
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
Aggressive Character.

81 went with my friend, Mrs. Force, to
select the fittings for her new house,"
said Miss Repose "She chose wall pa
pers that were fairly in motion so that 1
concluded she meant to have a floor-cover-
ing that was nearly plain. But no; that
was figured and alive. too; and when she
tieres covered with huge blossoms and
stems that wound and wriggled like
snakes, I felt called upon to tell her that
I preferred plain ones, because they, would
rest the eye and give necessary element
of repose that would otherwise be miss
ing But the figured hangings were finally
bought, because they showed character
though the character of the room and the
entire house furnished with this thought
in mind was of the most aggressive kind. J"
-Eyeninp Post
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
Back with Rich Trophies.

Last spring we made notice in these
columns that Mr.. Henry A. Salzer, of
the John A. Salzer Seed Company,
La Crosse, Wis, Americas leading
Seed Growers and Merchants, was in
Europe in search of rare seeds and
novelties for the American farmer and
citizen.
Judging from their new catalogue,
his trip was an eminently successful
one. 1t is brim full Of rare things. OF
especial merit we name the Bismarck
Apple, bearing the second year; the
Giant Flowering Star Phlox; the Ger
man Coffee Berry; and for the farmer
the Victoria Rape; Germanica Vetch;
the Lathyrus silvestris; the Giant
Spurry and Giant Incarnate clover;
Sacaline; and dozens of other rare
things.
This wide-awake firm is in the van,
and their catalogue, which is sent for
5 cents postage. would be cheap at 81
per copy.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
Like q Sieve.

The chief function of the kidneys is TO
separate from the blood, in it's passage
through them, of certain impurities and wa
terry particles which make their final exit
through the bladder. The retention of these,
in consequence Of inactivity of the kidneys,
is productive of Bright's disease, dropsy, dia-
betes, albuminuria and other maladies with
a fatal tendency. Hostetter's Stomach Bit.
ters, highly sanctioned diuretc and blood
depurent, impes the kidneys when inactive
to renew their sitting function, and strain
from the vital current impurities which in
fest it and threaten their own existence as
organs of the body. Catarrh of the bladder,
gravel and retention of the urine ere also
promoter and restorative of organic action
Malaria, rheumatism. constipation, bilious
ness and dyspepsia also yield to the Bitters
which is also speedily beneficial to the weak
and nervous
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
SunflOwer Philosophy.


Every man who is not busy thinks he
is
Never love any woman longer than a
day.
Every ten years an old joke is new
again.
Good nature is worth more to a man
than sense.
No man can work and eat peanuts at
the same time.
Not one person in 100 can pass a room
without peeping in.
So many do their charity work by adj
vising others to give.
Patience becomes a habit with woman
quicker than with n man.
Even those who said they liked winter
are beginning to be bored.
1t is wonderful how many bad things &
good man can be guilty of.
1t is question which is worse, hearing
or seeing woman whistle.
You can't scare boy away from the
table by the thirteen superstition.
A man who can be led around by the
nose by woman does not deserve any
better fate.
After a mans family is grown he
shows off to best advantage when sign,
ing check.-Atchson Globe.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
Wisconsin Patents.

Patents for the following Wisconsin
inventions are reported this week by Err,
win, Wheeler & Wheeler, IS and So
Loan and Trust building. Milwaukee,
Wis. These attorneys will furnish the
Inventors Handbook" free on request
Sven A Ekehorn, Milwaukee, collapsible
tan: James b. Erwin. Milwaukee, diaphragm
water elevator; D. b. Hanson, Milwaukee
sawmll set-works; William G. Hood, Ra-
cine school seat; William G. Hood, Racine,
chair; Allan G. Mather, Milwaukee, splra
conveyor; John S. Rowell, Beaver Dam
pavement; Henry f. Stagman. Bagley, bar
rel support; Henry A. Stimson and q. j.
Isaacson, South Superior, Photographic print
holder; Theodore Van Beck ST, Francis
pillow cultivator tooth; Otto Zwietusch, Mil
waukee, method of and apparatus for car
Donation of beer: design: Frank A. Woods
Racine, chair: trademark: Western Pur
Yeast Co. Fond du Lac, yeast cakes
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14

, ,uu,o fear of impending calamity and a
.hbonsand and one arrangements of body
. "d, mind result from such pernicious prac-
Goes All these are permanently cured by
improve methods of treatment without the
naent leaving home.
medical treatise written in plain but
SYMPTOMS and durability of such diseases,
CO cent securely sealed in plain envelope, on
rereipt ofthis notice, with 10 cents in stamps,
ior postage Address, WORLDS DIsPEN-
Gary MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, NY.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
She was Nearsighted.

The plain tailor-made costumes, 50
much in vogue with young ladies. are
nl..a s;onally the cause of amusing mis-
takes. A young lady in a street car
-aTa mn her seat to an elderly woman.
u ne nrompt in her. Acknowledgements.
"Thank you. SIR she said; thank you
very much. You are the only gentleman
in the car"-Youth's Companion
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
Beware of Ointments for Catarrf
that Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the sense OF
smell and completely derange the whole
system when entering it through the mucous
surfaces. Such articles should never be
physicians, as the damage they will do is
tenfold to the good you can possibly derive
from them. Halls Catarrh Cure manufact
contains no mercury. and is taken internal
ly. acting directly upon the blood and mu
cous surfaces of the system. In buying
Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you, get, the
genuine 1t is taken internally. and made In
Toledo. Ohio by f. J. Cheney & Co. Testi
monials free
Sold by Druggists. price Toe per bottle
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14

W. uIU Have TO Learn OVer hSaiH'
Il believe it would be harder to learn
to use the weeo again than it was the
first time l shall always be ready to
say good word for No-to-bac; l have
no more desire for tobacco" is the text
of a letter written to the Sterling REM
edy Co., of Chicago, by D. J. McMullen,
of Larkin, Kansas, after taking Motto
bac. purchased of his druggist, and be-
ing cured of the tobacco habit.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
sETrIN' 'RoUND IN CONGRESS.

Bill Byles, to take him all around,
WuZ a mighty ornery lot;
Each day, down at the grocery store,
He Sot around and sot.
Ole Bill, he's up in Congress now,
A salary he's agettin'.
For tendin' to his same ole job
OF settin' round and settin'.
Cincinnati Tribune
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
A Noisy Little Fellow.

Very many people are of Labiche' s
opinion about piansts. The celebrated
laugh provoking dramatist after having
listened with much attention to a young
professional, could find nothing more
complimentary to say to him than: "Oh,
YOU noisy little fellow! at the same time
giving the musician a patroniZing tap
on the shoulder
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14

The late George NJ. Stearns, during a
recent Vermont state campaign, re-
ceived this telegram from a prominent
Democrat in Montpelier: will you adj
dress the Democracy of Vermont at this
place." His characteristic reply was
ITO save car-fare, send the Democracy
of Vermont to my backyard and I'll ad
dress them there"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14

Extreme cold weather has killed the
peach buds around Saranac. February
5 thermometers recorded Is below zero
at Saranac, IA below at Bay City, IL
below at Central Lake, 20 below at Gray
ling, Elton Rapids and Port Huron, %
below at Cheboygan and Croswell and
81 below at Reed City.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
A Bright Eve

is the sign of good health and an alert
mind. Strange that it should almost
always depend on the state of the diges-
ton, but it does. A Ripans Tabule
taken after meals gives the little arti-
fetal help most grown people need.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
A Modern Invalid.

other luxuries A remedy must be pleas
antly acceptable in form, purely whole
some in composition, truly beneficial in
effect and entirely free from every OBJ
jectionable quality. If really i'll he con-
suits a physician; if constipated he uses
the gentle family laxative Syrup OF Figs.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
Mistaken Identity.

A lady who shared the late kenSing-
ton panic was going home one afternoon
writes James Payn in the Illustrated
London News), when in a lonely part of
her road a woman respectfully dressed
asked her the way to the very square
in which she lived. Thinking this a GER
tain prelude to the usual stab with a
knife, the lady, With great presence of
mind, hit her i',tt-rrogator two violent
blows in the 1ruce with the handle of her
umbrella. which put her to flight, and
ran home at the top of her speed. 1t was
An adventure of which she thought she
had some reason to be proud, though it
rather upset her. She had advertised
for a cook, and at 5 o'clock she was eX-
pprting person to call upon her for the
siuaton She did not arrive, however,
ill nearly 6, and then not in very pre-
spntable condition. A bandage was on
her forehead and some sticking plaster
over her nose Il am sorry" she said,
to he late, ma 'am, but / have had a
frghtful adventure. [ asked my way
to your house of Il person who almost
looked like a lady, and she up with her
umbrella and knocked me about most
drcadfully; however, l am glad to have
escaped, for | have no doubt it was the
EanSinrtOn RiDDer"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
YOUNG SPIRITS,

, vigorous body ana an,
i INV good health.
But all fail when the
vital powers are
weakened. Nervous
debility and loss of
manly power: result
from bad habits, con-
tracted by the young
through ignorance
Of their ruinous CON
ss.eouences. Low
soirits, melancholia,
impaired memory,
~. or irritable
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
1000 Blu. Potatoes Per Acre.

Wonderful yields in potatoes, oats,
corn, farm and vegetable seeds. Cut
this out and send &c postage to the
John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, for their great seed book and
sample of Giant Spurry. Gnu
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14

lows himself to drift into a condition
favorable to the development of some
latent disease, which thereafter takes
full possession of the system. Better
cure your cold at once with DR.. ID.
Jayne's Expectorant, good remedy for
Throat-ails and Lung affections.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14

More than thirty acres of the Ryer-
son creek flats, near Muskegon, will be
planted with celery in the spring. 1t is
expected that it will double the output
from that rich section of a year ago.
One pound of seed will produce plants
for five acres of ground.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14

Arms of Snowy Wilderness; neck pure
as alabaster; complexion like the blush
of rose. She patronized Glenn's Sui
phur SOAP.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
After-dinner Nap.

The after-dinner nap has been under
scientific, or at least professional, consid-
GRAFTON lately, and it is finding friends
and foes pretty evenly. 1t seems to be
the consensus of opinion that the long
lethargic sleep is not necessary or adj
visable to the person in health, but forty
winks are both graceful and beneficial,
and should be encouraged.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14

Some American mayors are receiving
a New Years card of greeting from Sill
vanus Thevil, the 765th mayor of Truro,
England.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
KANSAS LULLABY.

Rockaby baby. your mamma has gone,
She's out at a caucus and will be till dawn.
She wore papa's trousers, and in them
looked queer
So hushaby baby, your papa is here.
Fresno Republican.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
Artificial Gold.

Actual. unthinkable and unreliable cold
is made by the physicist and chemist not
by nature In the laboratory 424 degrees
below zero have been reached.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
No 400" There.

Peace to his ashes! He has gone
where there are no 4OO.-McAllister' S
obituary in Boston Herald.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14

1t is reported that the Oregon I'M
provement company will build four can't
lever bridges across the rivers south of
Port Townsend, at cost of S2oO,OOO.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14

/ cannot speak too highly of Piso's
Cure for Consumption.-Mrs Frank
Mobbs, 215 w. 22d ST., New York, Oct.
%. 1894,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
BEST POLISH IN THE WORLD.
Endemic OF Yawning.

The Duke of Fife broke up a lecture
the other day by yawning. He discon-
certed the entire audience by thus trying
to prevent himself from falling asleep,
and, so infectious was the struggle. every
one followed his example, and finally the
lecturer interrupted his discourse by a
prolonged cape. This finished the BUSH
ness. and the ducal chairman. as we'll as
the assemblage, We're soon dismissed to
get some fresh air. A vitiated atmos-
phere causes much impolitencss, to say
the least
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14

The ticking of watch placed against
the teeth can be distinctly heard because
the sound is conveyed through the teeth
and bones of the head to those of the
ear
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14

Out in Walton, Kas., church fes-
tival was postponed on account of
dance.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
How Won MOltke Looked.

On one occasion, when Won Moltke was
in South German town, the news
leaked out that the great general had az
rived Sitting in the dining room of a
hotel. somebody addressed him, saying
that he had heard that Moltke had az
rived and that he wondered what he
looked like. To which Moltke ingenu-
ously replied: What should he look
like? Why, like one of u.s.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
PARTNERS.

Between the hydrant and the COW,
There is. and always shall
Exist, in spite of all reforms,
An entente cordiale. Exchange.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14
Gas Engine on Shipboard.

A new type of iron steamer for river
traffic, in which the power for the pro-
peller is derived from a gas engine, has
been introduced at Havre. L'Idee one Of
the first of these new boats. is of $50
tons burden, and is driven by vertical
gas engine of forty horse power The adj
vantage of gas does not lie so much in the
cost of fuel as in the smaller room taken
up by the gas engine and it's easy mani
pulation. A syndicate has been formed
for running these steamers.
2G2 Blu. Danvers Yellow Onions
Were grown by John L. Rath, East
Saginaw, from one pound of seed. This
tremendous yield, at the rate of 1.O4S
bushels per acre, Mr.. Rath says was
only possible because he used Salzer's
seeds. We understand that Mr.. Sal
zer's seeds are the earliest in the world,
especially his beets, carrots, cabbage,
cucumbers. onions, peas, corn, radlshes,
tomatoes, etc. and that he sells to mar
ket gardeners and farmers at lowest
wholesale prices.
If You Will Cut This Out and Send 1t
with 81 money order to the John A.
Sale: Seed Company, La Crosse, Wis,
you will get free thirty five packages
earliest vegetable seeds and their Won
derful catalogue, or for ID cents in
stamps package above Prize Danvers
Onions and their catalogue free. Gnu
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-02-14

A dispatch to the London Standard
from Moscow says that the Car has as
signed $4,000 roubles to be allotted year
lY rs pensions for scholars and authors.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-28
THE G1RRTCh THEA TIRE.

In the Garrck Theatre Last night Mr.. Mans
field gave his wel-known and much-admired per
Torrance OF Or Jekyl and Nj Hyde. In Mr. r H.
Sullivan's drama upon the basis OF the late Louis
Stevensons novel Mr. Mansfield has been acting
Jekyl and Hyde since May g. 1881 and his ideal Of
the authors conception has become perfectly def
mite He presented n ghasty and hideous type Of
Internal malice and bestial wcke1negs. and with
that he contrastei a forlOrn. pathetic. ana most
affecting image Of agonized goodness remorsefu
and AFFECT under the Irresistible pressure Of TIL
umphan:. pitiless. deadly evil He individual
in each character; his transitions were made with
wonderful skill; and. IN Hydes sardonc pledge 10
the ghost OF his victim and in Jekyrs mute fare
well 10 the flowers he touched the extremes o.
horror and OF beauty. and exercised the potent
spell Of pure dramatic genius. Mr. Mansnelds act
ing in those characters has been fully and minute
" described in this place, and the whole philosophy
Il the subject has been thoughtfnly considered II
* questionable whether monsters should be depicted
n art.-the object Of which is the mlnstraton Of
beauty. Mr. Mansfield however presents study
u good, well evil. and the effect Of the entire
single element OF f.. The greatest spiritual peril
is successive surrender t. conscious evil That
Is the meaning Of tho embodiment set forth by this
remarkable actor and the manner OF his art. though
more literal than subtle Is potent. authoritative
ant beautifully finished. "Dr. Jekyll and Mr.. Hyde
vii be repeated Saturday night. The Garrlck
Theatre was largely attended and the satisfaction
Of he public was expressed with frequent and en-
phauc plaudits-especialy for the scene Of the
traTrfOrma ton.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-28
DIED.

ArLEcK Byn o. sanras s. %"T gns n SR1 81
Funeral service VIII he held IN Monday syenss Nm
20 At o'clock at her 'a'e fe'''en'e' NO ''' 'i''
In,errner, private. ,-,.
h WHE%c VIE q Alexander RonHe ard daughter OF
Tho late John Harper -. To- ,..,ts,oo Xo
I E,s, 57,s on Monday morning at II O'Clock
rRAprt:Y- on SATURDAY. April q clara A. wife OF
r6c "G lea,yes and friends the family are respectfully
Herc. ~ . West loG,h-s,.. on sunday April = al
,,;.Ipne M a. the convenience = the family.
BRowx A, waterford y saturday morn pIs0 Apr,
% Aebie VITO q the ai1 "e l Inhn sewart q
.rhc FUNERAL will be attended from her residence 81
second s., waterford On Tuesday Afternoon al Z"
,.G,, ,.,.T Wednesday at Greenwood Cemetery.
cARow suddenly Turin aiy Agr Is y GgT'r aSs
E.a sbIr vi ne General panirl Tyler. T. : A.
COLES For R,caxay l., T. on ThG .os. APT o.
r 5SnI'' eriess viii be hei a, late residence on
sunay 9s 2s'h n x,, M on on Re arrival Of 10 train
nom Long Island CITY
In,.rrreni private.
FISCHER III; h,+a ' r,Inl " ,pr 2d f'''
short H,ness IN yy.sIenc. it6 Yves, 49thst on
sunday morning at 10 o'clock
GnIswor.D-on Friday. the 10Th inst. william Noyes
Friends are invited attend the funeral a hts late res
Gsnec %srsa~ a. 9 2S m%'' at rs acloE
McAnE suddenly. John Mccabe on April p. 1895 90
=" his ,at. res,ieurr No - Washington Place.
ut.RRIr-r Aur 20 1895 the Srathmore. 52i-st. and
Erondway Mrs Martha =. Merritt. sister * the Kew
r MsSr' sSS at the house sunday o'clock
otIMHY- Saturday April o. George. s'n q the late
rn.rnl services at N. residence % his sister, Mrs
Waldorf Jordan. ~. ii9 West Sd-st, on Monday
rr,ermen. a, woodawn a, convenience q family
RICUAHusON-On Friday. April 20 1895. of menin
gl,is Wil,lam j. RICHARDSON. % No ~ = uth oxfori
-, eldest son { the late william Richardson IN the
10Th year 4 his . -,
Funeral services viii he held q. the Hanson Place Bap
,is Church corner Place and South Portland
,ya pr,okyn IN Monday. the 18th inst. at m
Internent a Greenwood Cemetery at convenience ~
family
poGGrv ON N. 2ei inst a OAK Hill Greene County.
y y Anne Wright. va" ~ III" late Jacob Roggcn.
scRIRA On April % Bushaell. widow OF Augustus
VI Serbia. in her 10Th year -. -, -,
Monirr s.-o,-th Hudson. Monday April ~ at 800
carrtaxcs VII meet train Grand Central Depot
EOS p. III.
STEWARD Suddenly on Friday April %. al his home
No l47 West s2d-s' Ira " steward 49,
Angels church End.aye. and sis-st.. on Monday
afternoon At o'clock.
Kindly omit flowers
rIrl's Al hor residence April IS Jane Usck in The
s;th yesr 4 her age daughter u the late John and
MARY Usiick Titus = Now York - ,,,,.
Monday. April -. AZ r. m
kindly flowers
yuEEtrR Passed into r~st his home IA East 9th
- on Npril % Thomas NJ Wheeler In the nth year
II his
Funeral private.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-28
NOTES. OF TILE SrdGE.

Mrs Charles Foster Hubbs died al her home No.
lG East one hundred-and- fourteenth-st on Friday
morning Mrs. Hubbs was the wife OF Charles Eos
ter. fT many years stage manager OF the old
Bower. Theatre and author of many plays For
the las twelve years Mr.. Foster has been playing
In a silver King" company now In Inc N's'. Mrs.
HUBS caves three daughters.
+. F. Proctor. OF Proctor's Theatre, his wife ana
daughter passengers on the Incoming Cam
pana yesterday. having been absent since the latter
part OF October The trip was primarily Tor pleas
ure. but Incidentally Mr.. Proctor has studied the
popular entertainments Of Europc particularly those
OF the VAUDEVILLE type. He says that ne mas gained
many new IDEAS that VIII be utilized at proctor 8
Theatre ard az Proctor's Pleasure Palace the new
structure n Ffty-eighth-st.
Mayor Stong has received opinion from Cor
poraton Counsel Scott to the effect that ali theiri-
cal and coicert licenses expire next TUESDAY no
matter when issued
Judge Lacenbe in the United states CIRCUIT Court
yesterday. ghnted a permanent injunction restrain
ing Miss nellie Ganthony from producing or pub.
licly performing the dramatic composition entitled
"TriIby.'