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The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-09-21

Reader, did you ever take SIMMONS
LIVER REGULATOR, the "KING OF
LIVER MEDICINES ?" Everybody needs
take liver remedy. 1t is sluggish or
diseased liver that impairs digestion
and causes constipation, when the waste
that should be carried off remains in
the body and poisons the whole system.
That dull, heavy feeling is due to a
torpid liver. Biliousness, Headache,
Malaria and Indigestion are all liver
diseases. Keep the liver active by an
occasional dose of Simmons Liver Reg
ulator and you'll get rid of these trou-
bles, and give tone to the whole sys-
TEN. For a laxative Simmons Liver
Regulator is BETTER THAN PILLS. It
does not gripe, nor weaken, but greatly
refreshes and strengthens.
Every package has the Red 2
stamp on the wrapper. y. As
Zeilin 81 Co., PHILADELPHIA.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-09-21
Eis LessonA

''I am trying to learn to rfde bicy.
Gle, " remarked an elderly bachelor who
walked somewhat stiffly, to a friend
whom he encountered on the street
"I'm just going home from my lesson
now. I've had more tumbles than usual
this afternoon, and that's saying good
deal.
How long are your lessons?" ipquir
ed the friend
"Half an hour" responded the bicy.
olist with rueful oountenance-''2 "a
minutes en- the floor and five in the all
is my usual pRoportiopp'-- PhiladelpkAs
sI;-.1aa
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A Timely Reminder.

Each season forces upon our consider
alton its own peculiar perils to health,
The advent Of fall finds many reduced
in strength and Yigor, poorly prepared
to continue the business of life. The
stomach and bowels, the great highway
of animal economy, is especially liable
to disorder in the fall. The nervous
system has also suffered in the struggle.
Typhoid fever and malaria in partic.
ular find in the fall that combination
of earth, air and water that mark this
season as especially dangerous. The
falling leaves, the decaying vegetables
contribute their share of contemina-
ton. Hoods Sarsaparilla furnishes a
most valuable safeguard at these i'm
portant points, and should be used in
the fall before serious sickness has laid
you low.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-09-21
WARD CONFERENCES.

Will be Held in the Various Wards of
the Utah Stake of Zion as Follows:
Pleasant Grove, Second ward, Sep
tember 18th, meetings at 10 a. m. and
ppm.
Alpine, September 22nd, meetings at
2 p. m. ard 7:S0 p. NJ.
American Fork, October 18th, meet
ings at 10 a. m. and 2. p. m.
Lehi, November 3rd, meetings at 10
a. m. and 2 p. m.
EDWARD PARTRIDGE,
DAVID JOHN,
REED SMOoT,
Stake Presidency.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-09-21
PROVO CITY. SEPT. 81. 1895

For United States Senators.
JOSEPH L. RAWLJNS, Salt Lake.
MOSES THATCHEI Cache.
For Governor,
JOHN 7. GAME Salt Lake.
For Congressman,
B, II. ROBERTS, Davis.
For Judges of the Supreme Court.
SAMUEL R. THURMAN, Utah.
THOMAS MALONEY, Weber,
RICHARD W. YOUNG, Salt Lake,
For Secretary of State,
FISHER S. HARRIS, Salt Lake.
For Attorney General,
Al, WEBER, of Weber.
For Treasurer.
ALMA GREENWOOD, Millard.
For Auditor,
GUY c.. WILSON. Sanpete.
For Superintendent of Public Instruc'
ton,
KARL G. MAESER, of Utah.
For Judge Fourth Judicial District
E. A. WILSON. Provo.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-09-21
What is a Guarantee z

1t is this. If you have a Cough or
Cold, a tickling in the Throat, which
keeps you constantly coughing, or if
you are afflicted with any Chest,
Throat or Lung Trouble, Whooping
Cough, &C., and you use Ballard s
Horehound Syrup as directed, giving it
fair trial, and no benefit is expert
enced, we authorize our ADVERTISED
agent to refund your money on return
of bottle. 1t meyer fails to give salts
faction. It promptly relieves Bron-
chitis. Sold by Smoot Drug company.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-09-21
BaIlard's Snow Imminent.

This Invaluable remedy is one that
ought to be IN every household. II will
cure your rheumatism, Neuralgia,
Sprains, Cuts, Bruises. Burns, Frosted
Feet and Ears. Sore Throat and Sore
Chest. II you have a Lame Back it
will cure it. 1t penetrstes to the seat
OF the disease. 1t will cure Stiff Joints
and contracted muscles after all other
remedies have falled. Those who have
been cripples for years have used
Billiards. SnoW Liniment and thrown
away their crutches and been able to
walk as we'll as ever. 1t will cure you.
Price 30 cents. Sold by Smoot Drug
company.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-09-21
Beware of Olntments for Cats arrh
that Contain Mercury.

as mercury will surely destroy the sense
of smell and completely derange
the whole system when entering
it through the mucous surfaces.
Such articles should never be used ex-
cept on prescriptions from reputable
physicians, as the danger they will do
is ten fold to the good you can possibly
derive from them, HALLS Catarrh
Cure, manufactured by F. ]. Cheney &
Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury,
and is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mut Gus surfaces Of
tie system. In buying Halls Catarrh
Cure be sure you get the genuine. 1t
is taken internally, and made in
Toledo, Ohio, by F. j. Cheney & Co
Testimonials free.
EES Sold by druggists, price 75 cents
per bottle.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-09-21
Money TO Loan

on improved farm and city property.
Time five years, with privilege of part
payment of any amount before matur-
ity. This money is loaned on mort
gage only. thereby granting to bor-
rover the lawful redemption in case of
foreclosure. Low rate of interest.
Call on or write George A. Dusenberry
at county recorders Office, Provo city,
Utah.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-09-21
Provo Mail Service.

MAIL TRAINS LEAVE.
y. P.-Going South. ...... 9:15a. N
R. G.. W,-Going East. 49,. 9:26 a. m.
b. G.. W.-Going West. :. 11:55 a II.
u. P.-Going North. h..... S.37 p. m.
Salt Lake and Salina East $3.50 M.
Salt Lake and Salina West 4:15p.m.
MAIL TRAINS ARRIVE. a
q. Prom Salt Lake,. 9:15 a. m.
r, G. W. From the West. 1925 a. M.
z. G.. W.-From the East 1855 a. m.
Salt Lake and Salina West 3:55 p. m.
Salt Lake and Sslina East 4:i5 p. Nc.
q. 2. Mail from South. -. S.37 D. m
OFFICE HOURS.
The general delivery, stamp and reg
istry windows open at a. M, and
eloee at $50 p. N.
The money order window opens at 9
a. M, and closes at p. II.
On Sundays and legal holidays tie
general delivery and stamp window g
aye open from 1850 N, TO 1886 p. N.
Mail pouches close thirty minutes
before the arrival of trains.
". D. RoBRRTs,
PostT,s staY
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-09-21
Use Pure Water.

Parties desirous of taking the city
water Will do we'll to call on the super
intendent for the cost of connection
with the water mains. Rates or any
other question pertaining to cost and
use of the city water kindly answered
EPH HOMER, Supt.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-09-21
Not,ce Seventies.

The Forty fifth Quorum will here
after hGld meetings every two weeks
Reg 1laT meeting will be held on Friday
evening next at 7:30 O'Clock.
W. s. CORBETT. Clerk.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-09-21
Notice.

The first quorum of elder1 viii meet
the first Thursday in every month at
O'Clock, in the Fourth ward relief
society room.
VIM. WILLIAMS. Clerk.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-09-21
Harper's Weekly
In 1895.

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THERE ia no doubt, no failure. when
you take DeWitt's Collie s. Cholera
Cure. 1t is pleasant. acts promptly,
no bad after effects. Smoot drug Com
panY.
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Harper's Magazine
In 1SAk.

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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-08-21

A black eagle measuring six feet
nine inches from tip to tip was recently
killed in HOdgenvllle, KY, by Taylor
Hawes.
The native home of wheat is sup
posed to be the mountain regions of
Armenia.
The Life Guards and Oxford Blues
Regiments, of the English army, were
formed in 1861. The Coldstream Foot
Guards in 1860. The Fusil1ers were
raised in 1878.
San Diego. CAL, has a dewberry
plant which is one year old and fifteen
eet high.
In Brazil there are said to be 300
languages and dialects spoken by the
Indians.
The breeches worn during the
reign of Francis !. we're often t-o and
One-half yards in circumference at the
hips and stuffed with bran or sawdust.
The Legion of Honor of France
was established as a reward for dis
tinguished services in any line, whether
military, civil, scientific or literary. 1t
was founded IN 1902.
There is q $1,000 harp.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-08-21
Homo Is the half-bro.hcr to happine

Homo Is the half-brothcr TO happiness
1t is estimated that in the large
cities of the country there are twelve
saloons to every church.
The letter "I' in the Chinese
language has AS ways of being pro-
nounced, and each pronunciation has
differe Mt meaning.
One of the seven SURVIVORS of the
defense of Fort Sumter is man named
Dorap, who was in the fort on u visit
when the trouble began.
France produces about sos, 900 tons
of finished iron year. The ore for
it Is largely drawn from Algeria. Spain,
Elba and Sardinia.
A girl in Lancaster, ky., died
or fright IN dentists chair the other
day while preparing to have tooth
extracted.
"A lucky horseshoe, Which hung
over an Atchison (Kan.) girls bedroom
door, fell on her head the other morn
ing, cutting bad cash IN her scalp.
An Old Orchard Mel man, who
ran q needle into his foot, extracted
the same by passing his foot neer the
dynamo in the local electric light plant.
-'Jim" Beggs. of Columbus, Ind.
who went to q river to drown some
kittens, got cramp, fell in and was
himself drowned.
i'm the fords on the Norway coast
the clearness of the water is wonder
full. Objects the size of a half dollar
may be seen at a depth OF twenty
five or thirty fathoms.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-08-21
Marriage OF the Dead.

A strange custom prevails among 4
certain tribe in the Caucasus. When
a single young man dies some one who
has carried to the grave a marriagea-
BILE daughter in the course Of the year
calls upon the bereaved parents and
says: "Your son Is sure to want Q
wife. I'll give you my daughter, and
you shall deliver to me the marriage
portion in return" A friendly offer Of
this description Is never rejected. and
the two parties soon come to terms az
to the amount Of the dowry, which
varies according to the advantages
possessed by the girl in her lifetime
Cases have been known where the
young mans father has given as much
as thirty cows to securs . dead wife fo
Wis dead son.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-08-21
To be continued.)
A Suspicious Uncle.


"Kitty, what brings that young
chuckIehead Of a Shoonamore to this
house so oftenT"
"Why, Uncle Allen, he comes to scv
me, suppose"
what do you know about him?"
81 know he's a very pleasant, agreea
BILE young man, who belongs to q good
family, always dresses we'll, is In gooc
circumstances and IS we'll educated an
well read"
''What else do you know about him."
IT know that he hasn't any of the
habits may young men ha>S. He
doesn't drink. smoke, gamble. n tend
7ri1e fights or so into bad company"
HDoes he keep a III y horse?"
.Oh, no! I am SIRE he doesn't"
"Part his hair In the Laid 1lef'
mo"
"Let his little finger nails grow CT.
remely long"
mo"
"Quote Ibssnr'
"Nevor."
"Chew gumT
''Oh, nor
Wear pointed whiskers?'
HE does not"
"Carry chocolate creams and cara,
mels in his pocket"
mo"
(shll suspicious)-"ae may me all
Hight, Kitty, but you'd better watch
him, I'll bet 81 he calls his fathe'
papa '"-Chicago Tribune.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-08-21
CENTRAL AMERICAN FEDERATION.
An Experienced Opinion of the Sentiment,
of the Five Republics.

General Pierce NJ. B. Young, United State.
Minister to Guatemala and Honduras, now
at home on leave, says: II believe large
majority Of the intelligent patriotic citizens
Of Central America would like to see union
Of all those republics, as greatly to the ad-
vantage of all. believe that at this time
all the Presidents are patriotic. conservative
men. The Government of the United States
has but one sentiment for these republics,
md that is affection.
I'm the fve republics there are, perhaps,
100000 OF people. The population OF
Guatemala is, in round numbers, ,00O. 900.
The people intensely American In senti.
nent, and are great believers in the United
States. Their idea is that federation should
De based on the Constitution of the United
Natal ~
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-08-21
Production of Aluminium.

The production Of aluminium In the United
states In 1894 was 555, 900 pounds. The i'm
ports were valued al Said. Bauxite has
oeen found in sufficient quantities to be COM
nercially valuable in only three localities in
he United States. These are In New Mexico.
Arkansas and the Coosa valley OF Georgia
md Alabama. Aluminium has now found
he position in the arts predicted for it, and
he denan is increasing. Its metallurgical
Ise has proved more valuable than was ex-
)ected.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-08-21

Good AGYlcR.

Mother (arrangin2 for the sum.ner)-
II want the girls to go to some plac
where the incest men are. of course"
Father1'SThen. my dear, you hac
better let them stay In town.eDetrov
Free Press.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-08-21
Properly Approached.

Youth-"Excuse me, sir. but am
highly desirous Of procuring your rare
and valuable autograph"
Rising Author-"Aheml Certainly.
How will you have it?'
Youth-"On the bottom Of a check for
your last months laundry bill."-Town
Topics.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-08-21

Report Of a Spanish general In Cubs
to the home government:
Eve have just won great triumph.
which will carry CONSERVATION into the
ranks Of the insurgents. We have shot
one Of our officers for cowardice."-
Buffalo Express.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-08-21
Consideration.

Magistrate-"If you were there for
no dishonest purpose, why were you In
your stockinged feet?'
Burglar-"T heard there was sickness
in the family, your worship.
mond State.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-08-21

Talk Of women being timidI Non
sensel Why a little meek-faced, thin,
slip Of q girl will wear balloon sleeves
right In the middle of the cyclone belt
and that without. Neutrality-suspicious.
TRANSCRIPT,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-08-21
PrOnerly Valued.

Stern Father-"Do you realize, young
man. that up to the present time 1t has
cost me at least 500. 600 to bring up and
educate that girl?"
Fond LoverI"Yes. sir; and from my
point Of view I should say, sir. that she
. fully worth it"-Somerville Journal
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-08-21
Method In His Madness.

Biggs"why does Brown always
write his Jokes on such thin paper?"
Diggst"So the editors can see
through them. suppose.
Journal
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-08-21
Why Satan Does It,

Teacher-"Can you tell me, Johnnie
why Satan goes about the earth like
roaring lionY'
Johnnie-"'Cause he can't cut any Ice
in the place where he lives when he's t.
home."-Bostou Transcript
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-08-21
Ont In Kauaaa.

II don't see why they call this q
growing country" said the tree. as it
tried to strike root in Kansas.
"You must notice that 1t Is on the go"
replied the cyclone. as 1t played check
ers with five or six townships.-Truth.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-08-21

"What state are you from. little
girl?" said lady at a summer resort
Mischief" was the reply.
"MlschiefT' repeated the Questioner.
"Yes'm. When I'm at home papa
says I'm always in q state Of mischief
Detroit Free Press