New-York tribune., 1895-12-12

She euchred him into marrying her.
..Well she only got the BOBBY prize. aiter all.
Commercial Item.-Moses schaumonrg 80 nIs son
Jakey)-How many was twice two' JaNe'
You vas wrong. Jakey Six vas too moocn Ha limos
dS fix se dot could iG
down 10 four."-(rexas Siftings
The name Olga, which has been given to the In
FAINT daughter Of the Car and Czarna, is an ancient
Russian name. 1t is also favorite IN the RUSSIAN
Imperial family. 1t is likely that nearly all 'he
female children born In Russia during the next few
months will be named Olga.
A sign.--"I am sure do not feel day Older than
land | didn't think l looked any older. But OF late
have noticed that the young men VINO are Ar rt rayrs 9
me to tell their sorrovs.'-tCincinnati Enquirer
THE EXCEPTION.
That .all the world a lover loves"
Does not protect him from the mitten;
The sad exception 10 the rule,
Is oft the girl with whom he's smitten
you're pretty small" said the man who ,,y.s was
engaging men 70 80 ,hn on an yS bad enos en-
"Endurance"' exclaimed the little man. why, slr.
I've got record for that
Il pat in whole afternoon at a football match In
the rain with girl SIX feet tall and held the uG,
brella over her he, head II & tnat aoesh' sno" ell
That's enough. You'll do'-CTit-f s.
Ambiguous -she-I don't believe that Charley Is a
frt. Why, re told me last night that in all MS
life he had never kissed girl once
He-I don't doubt It, To kiss girl once wouldn't
be Charey's style at all.
A Provident Suitor-"I am afraid. said the giris
father, that Harold will not be much OF su''es'
He seems very prudent and far-seens.
"He said that IL we were to marry he was sure
that there was no reason why our lives shouid ever
HIN What makes him so sure?' 49,. ..,,.
He said he had looked up your rating IN 'ne oo"'
mercial agencies. '-(Washngton star
According to a Los Angeles (Cal) paper. num-
ber OF Los Angeles have received conces-
sion from the Mexican Government OF the island OF
Tiburon In the Gulf OF California. company OF
800 men is being organized under the command Oh l.
H. Polk. Each man is to receive $50 ana i" acre,
of land after the island is conquered. The money
for the expedition is being put up by Coohe' b'a1
bury who inherited q million or so few years
ago. There are only about 100 male Indians on INC
island but they said 10 be such valiant ns"'e''
that the Mexican Government despaired OF suoduins
them and has offered the island to Bradbury ana ms
companions II they would undertake the WORK II
Is the intention Of the Tiburon Conquest Somp'"s'
as the new corporation is called to establish Gepup
lie Of It's own and have the United States establish
protectorate 1t Is stated that Mexico has consehu
10 this One OF the objects Of the company Is 70 70
establish great resort, and lines OF steamers VIII
be put on from both Yuma and Guayamas
His Wife-Algernon. Run for the doctor quick
baby's just suffering awful with the collie Rim
The Artst-Er--wait a minute I'LL sketcn H,.' n,
That is the very attitude have been trying 70 gs'
for my next magazine poster-Cnoianapons' 'o"''""
Whittaker's churchman's Almanac Is the firs' Oh
the three In the field this year. To all outward APP
pearance 1t Is the same book that has appeared year
after year for a generation or more. eScepuhs' "
course that the tables OF Information are UP "
date careful examination OF the contents now
ever reveals a great deal Of progressive work j"
the first place. 1t contains sixteen pages more ina"
the last issue The editor gives this year. under the
heading OF diocesan information, the names OF al
the non-parochIa clergy OF each diocese. ana no
adds to the table OF churches and chapels IN Tue
great cities the list for Chicago. The most notao.e
improvements, however are the tables showing ,he
works aims and benefits OF the institutions OF the
Protestant Episcopal Church These tables are cast
In an entirely new FORM displaying at glance Just
the kind OF Information that Churchmen want Inv
editor believes that no such attempt has ever oee
made 10 present In such an exhaustive shape 'He
position and work OF the Church In the untea
States. 1t Is feature Of Mr.. Whttaker's almanac
that will be valued than any other improve
ment he has introduced for the last ten years ANY
one at all familiar with the work OF gathering s'~'
tistics will appreciate the immense amount OF aoo'
that must have been expended In preparing these
valuable tables.
Revenge Beforehand.-"ust as l expected" san
the Struggling young genius opening asy soea esr and he
accepts II. but under the circumstances ne uVss,
not feel justified In allowing more than 81 Tor ~, NJ
it's an ac.ostic conveying the statement that ln.
editor Is a stingy old cuss he won't think ne e.:
that poem so blamed cheap after ALL goio'"s "''"'