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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

1t is conceivable that President Cleve-
land has discovered, from astounding ad-
verse majorities, that his tariff policy
dooms any man or party to defeat, and
though sticking to his opinion, is anxious
to get out OF responsibility for its conse-
quences. His refusal to repeat his pre-
vious impassioned appeals for tariff re-
form" appears 20 have no other meaning
BE it so or not, his official declaration
compels congress to act as If he meant
what he said. 1t makes 1t impossible
for Republicans to refrain from submit
ting a measure of relief based upon their
convictions of duty to the country.
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THE MODERN STORE.
cleveland Plain pealerN

cleveland Plain Dealer)
Obliging Clerk-Ten yards of brocadet
satin-there you are, ma'am! Eng else
Customer-Er-yes kit of mackerel-
"Yes'm; send him homer"
Il see yog have some very fine laces, !
see"
THE rarest, ma'am A few yards of
this piece?"
well, yes; send eight yards and a load
of coal"
Exactly. And the ribbons?"
Send twenty yards Of the pink and a
bale Of hay"
"Um-huhl Now, as to the wrap.
Here's a beauty for"
That will do. Send IL with a bushel
of turnips and barrel of lime"
so! And the silk mufIier-want it,
think?"
"Oh-I-yes; you might send it with a
thousand lap shingles, a peck of onions,
pair Of tongs, bolt of tidy cotton and
a load of tan barl1l"
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CHIEF OF POLICE SALE.

Notice is hereby given that by virtue
of a warrant issued by the Auditor and
Police Judge of the City of Astoria to
me directed, dated the nth day of Oc,o-
ber, 1895, and against
w. E. and M. S. Warren.
Commanding me to levy upon Lot 6. in
block No. 61. McCure's Astoria extended
by Cyrus Olney, and collect the as, ess-
ment due thereon amounting to $23.76, for
the construction of sewer on 18th street.
1 have this day levied upon "a de-
scrfbed property, and on the 17th day OF
December, 1895, at o'clock p. m CT said
day, at the court house door in the city
OF Astoria Clatsop County, Oregon; viii
proceed to sell at public auction, SAID
property to the highest bidder therefor,
to pay said assessment and costs and
expenses Of sale. Said sale to be for
United States gold and silver coin.
Dated Astoria, OREGON, November 16, 1895
c. w. LOUGHERY,
Chief of Police of the City Astoria
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ever until the ship was ready to sail
that the libel proceedings were com
menced. As Captain Roop Is not onls
master, but owner Of the Balkamah, he
does not propose TO submit to the de-
mands of the men, but win stay and
secure Justice.
A great many years ago Spanish pirate
roamed the Pacific robbing merchant
and other vessels. taking their gold and
other valuables; when they had secured
a large amount they would sail up to
Cape Kiawanda and deposit their wealth
in treasure cave for safety. instead OF
placing It in some savings bank to be
stolen again by the cashier. In this way
a large amount of gold and precious
things have found their way into this
cave. There is cross a few feet in
diameter cut In the solid perpendicular
rock at the mouth OF the cave to indi-
cate the exact spot where these treasures
are hidden. 1t is very plain at the pres
ent time, and can be seen few rods out
to sea, and from the extreme western
point of the cape. Many people believe
this story, and persons have come long
distances to investigate the matter, but
the encroachments of the ocean are such
that no man can possibly enter the cave
at the present time,-Wave.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17
A GOOD WORD.

Mr.. ]. ]. Keil, Sharpsburg, Pa.
Dear Sir l am glad 10 say a good
word for Krause's Headache Capsules.
After suffering for over three years
with acute neuralgia and Its consequent
Insomnia (Which seemed to baffle the
Efforts of some of our best physlcians)
GU suggested this remedy which gave
ne almost instant relief Words fail
to express the praise l should like to
stow on Krause's Headache Capsules.
Gratefully Yours,
MRS. f. Il. HOLMES,
Montrose. Pa
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17
CHIEF OF POLICE SALE.

Notice is hereby given that by virtue
Of a warrant issued by the Auditor and
Police Judge of the City of Astoria to
me directed, dated the 17th day Of Octo-
Der, 1896, and against
C. w. Fuiton u ]. c. pement "
Commanding me to levy upon Lot No. 8,
in Block No. 81, McClure's ASS a extend
cd by Cyrus O.ney, and collect the as
sessment due thereon, amounting to $SO.76,
for the construction OF a sewer on Bth
street.
have this day levied upon sad de-
scrfbed property. and on the l7dh day OF
December, 1895, at o'clock p. m OF said
dtay. at the court house door In the city
of Astoria, Clatsop County. Oregon viii
proceed to seil at public auction said
-aperty to the highest bidder therefor,
to pay said assessment and costs ana
expenses OF sale. Said sale to be for
United States gold and silver coin.
Dated Astoria, Oregon, November IS, 1885
c. W LOUGHERY,
Chief Of Police Of the City Astoria.
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Children Cry for
Pitchers Cast0Tia.

The Rev. r. De Witt Talmage speaks
enthusiastically of the present congress,
saying: 81 have for a long time been
studying men, and l pronounce the con-
gress which assembled today as splendid
a group of men as ever lifted the right
hand and swore by Him that liveth for
ever and ever that they will support the
of the United States Of
America"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17
DID YOU EVER

Try Electric Bltters as a remedy for
your troubles? If NOT, get bottle now
ard get relief. This medicine has been
found to be peculiarly adapted to the
relief and cure of all female complaints,
exerting a wonderful direct influence In
giving strength and tone to the organs.
If you have Loss of Appetite. Constipa-
ton, Headache, Painting Spells, or are
Nervous, Sleepless, Excitable, Melan-
choly or troubled with Dizzy Spells, Elec-
tric Bitters is the medicine you need.
Health and Strength are guaranteed by
its use. Large bottles only so cents at
Chas. Rogers drug store.
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CHIEF OF POLICE SALE.

Notice Is hereby given that by virtue
of a warrant issued by the Auditor and
Police Judge of the City Of Astoria to
me directed, dated the 17th day Of Oclo-
Der, 1895. and against
w. E. and M. S. Warren,
Commanding me to levy upon Lot No. q,
Bloch No. 81. McC.ure's Astoria extended
ed by Cyrus Olney, and collect the ass SIS
nent due thereon, amounting to $43.76, for
the construction of a sewer on 10Th street.
| have this day levied upon saN de-
scrfbed property and on the 17th day OF
December, 1895, at 2 o'clock p. IN OF said
day, at the court house door in the ty
of Astoria, Clatsop County, Oregon, win
proceed to sell at public auction, SAD
property to the highest bidder therefor
to pay said assessment and costs and
expenses of sale. Said eale to be for
United States gold and silver coin.
Dated Astoria, Oregon, November l6 1895
C. w. LOUGHBRY,
Chief Of Police of the City Astoria
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"Why do you smile?" asked Jonah of
the whale, as the prophet was cast Up on
the beach. 81 was thinking of the jour-
nalistlc precendent we established" said
the monster. Whats that?" 'ueried
Jonah "Of the worthy man lepart d
from our midst" and, with a wave Of his
TAIL the whale floated away.'-Adams
Freeman,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17
CHIEF OF POLICE SALE.

Notice Is hereby given that by virtue
Of a warrant issued by the Auditor and
Police Judge of the City OF Astoria to
me directed, dated the 17th day of Octo-
ber, 1896, and against
D. K. Warren,
Commanding me to levy upon lot No. 9.
in Block No. 56h McClure's Astoria Ex-
tended by Cyrus Olney. and collect the
assessment due thereon, amounting to
$9S76, for the construction of sewer on
18th street.
have this day levied upon said de-
scrfbed property, and on the 17th day OF
December 1896, at 2 o'clock p. m of saio
day, at the court house door in the city
Of Astoria, Clatsop County, Oregon, viii
proceed to sell at public auction, said
property to the highest bidder therefor,
to pay said assessment and costs ana
expenses of sale Said sale to be for
United States gold and silver coin.
Dated Astoria, Oregon, November l6, 1895
c. W. LOUGHERY,
Chief of Police of the City Astoria
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17
ROYAL Baking Powder.
Highest of all In Ieavening
Sfrength.-U. s. Government Report

Says DR.. Edward Everett Hale: when
Canon Farrar left us some years ago
most charming and intelligent visitor
he told Phillips Brooks that he was going
to give a farewell lecture on his impress
sions of America. Brooks, who was a
thorough American, and a person of ex-
cellent common sense, said TO him prompt
ly Don't do any such thing. In the
first place, you have no Impressions; and
in the second place, they are all wrong"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17
BUcKLnNs S ARNIcA sALvE.

The best salve In the world foi Cuts
Bruises, Sores Ulcers. Salt Rheum
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains. Cons. and All Skin Erup-
tlons. and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. It Is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refunded
Price, 25 cents per kox. For sale by
Chas. Rogers. odd Fellows building.
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CHIEF OF POLICE SALE.

Notice Is hereby given that by virtue
Of warrant issued by the Aud tor and
Po'ice Judge Of the City Of Astoria to
me directed dated the l7rh day Of oc.o-
her 1895 and against
W. Futon u. ]. C. Dement, y.
.,anand'ng me to levy upon Lot No. Z,
in Block No. 81, McClure's Astoria ex end
ed by Cyrus oIney. and collect the assess
ment thereon, amounting 10 $l576, for the
construction Of sewer on 12uh street.
have rhis day levied upon sad de-
srYberi property. and on the 17uh day or
~ -esnf,er 1855 al O'Clock p. m Of said
,, =. The court house door IN the city
-ar1a ClatsOp County, Oregon. will
r. sell a. public auction, said
- higt1esr bid1er therefor.
si'd as es-nenf and cosre and
- sale Said sale to be for
7as-rs g7id an.i sive~ coin.
storia. Ore~on Novembsr g 1856
c W LOUGHERY,
caief Of PoilSe Of ne City Astoria
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Children Cry for
Pitchers Castorla
A BED TO HIMSELF.

BERTHE had just got into room Of his
own, and was greatly delighted He
chanced soon after to hear a sermon on
Solomon which had for one of its con-
cluding sentences, And Solomon slept
with his fathers" Well" he remarked
on coming home, 81 should think that IL
Solomon was so rich he might have had
a bed to himself. y
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

What kind of man is Skinner? Does
he do much in the way of entertaining?"
Entertaining Why, Skinner is a good
enough fellow in his way, but he thinks
too much of his money to spend 1t in
feeding people. Really, ! don't think
Skinner is hospitable enough to entertain
a grudge. boston Transcript.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

The Hawaiian steiner Zealandia, after
lying idle for a number of years, is again
to be put in active service. She will
take the Acapulco's place on the Panama
route, sailing September 18th, and will be
in charge of Captain Clark.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

mo, ye WON'T" cried Colonel Shott, Of
Texas. "Ye'll not go t see any brutal
pugilists. Let em leave town-th' soonuh
h. bettuhw But, dad, we want { see
'ome fun afo' we die" 80 we SHELF
So ye shell! BE lively, boys. an I'll take
We T. town t'morrom t see 'em bun a
igguhw-Cleveland Plain Dealer
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

NJ the paIen; medici1es advertised
this paper, together with the ehoic-
st perfume.y, and toilet articles, etc.,
be bought at tne lowest prices at
I w. Conn's drug store. opposite Oc-
ident Hotel A. toria
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

II suffering with piles. II will interest
YOU to know that DeWitt's Witch Hazel
ialve will cure them. This medicine Is
a specific for all complaints Of this char
acter, and If instructions (Which are sim
Ple) are carried out, cure viii result.
we have tested this in numerous cases,
and always with like rcsrlts. 1t never
fails. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

The American ships Iroquols, Roanoke,
Henry Willard, Dirigo, Indiana, Reaper,
Occidental and w. F. Babcock will re-
ceive $5.75 per ton freight for carrying
sugar from Honolulu to Philadelphia or
New York.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

To nursing mothers, DIR. Pieree's I'hyorA
10 Prescription is priceless boon, for
not only strengthens the mother, but
also promotes an abundant secretion Of
lourish.a ri for the chad For those
hont TO become mothers, 1t Is even more
aluahle, for It lessons The perIls and
pains of Childbirth ami sho,tens labor.
Of all dealers.
Ovarian, hbroid, and other tumors cured
without resort 10 surgical operation. For
pamphlet, testimonials, and references.
send 10 cents tor postage) to Worlds Dis
pensary Medical Association, Buffalo. N.
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Wife-Here's an account OF man who
shot himself rather than suffer the pangs
of Indigestion Husband-The fool! Why
didn't he take DeWitt's Little Early Ris-
ers? 1 used to suffer as bad as he did
before I commenced taking these little
pills. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

II see you have a new organist," said
the occasional attendant. YES" an
swered the medium, "the other fellow got
entirely too fresh. We called up the
spirit of Brigham Young last meeting,
and what do you suppose the idiot played?
Only One Girl in the World for Me-"
Cincinnati Enquirer. ,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

- Economical Housewife Why do
YOU 10 often invite that old gossip, Mrs.
"rown?" 30, she always knows so
rany interesting things to tell that every
q forgets to eat, and almost all the
dirned is left. "-T'lieg ende Blatter.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

Coughing initiates the delicate organs
md aggravates the disease. Instead of
waiting. try One Minute Cough Cure. II
helps at once, making expectoration easy,
educes the soarness and Inflammation.
Every one likes It, Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

Modern warships have an affinity for
the drydock, and their many elaborate
appliances demand attention from the
most skillful mechanics. 1t remains to
be proved that any one of them will win
the laurels of Old Ironsides.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

II would not be a bad idea for Mr. Reed
TO have some of the new members
searched. They may possibly be carry
ing concealed tariff popguns,- Washington
Post.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

One Minute Cough Cure is rightly NAM
ed. 1t affords instant relief from suffer-
irg when afflicted with severe cough Or
cold. 1t acts on the throat, bronchial
tubes, and lungs and never fails to give
immediate relief Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17
Or. Prices Cream Baking Powder
Contains no Ammonia or Alum.

Say, 0himmie y know de cat wot we
was goin' ter git 10 cents fer de hide?"
Oats what" "S no go. Mother cat
didn't do a ting T. i'm lis night 'cept
peel i'm in streaks. indianapolis Jour-
nal,
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after IDEALS!

s..s.
Or at any other time
when you wish gooo
cigar ask for the well
known. home made.
hand made, white labor
cigar
LA Belle Astoria"
Conceded by all smokers
to be the beat cigar
manufactured.
w. F. SCHIEBE,
II Ninth Street,
Astoria. Oregon.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

KARL'S CLOVER ROOT will purify
your blood, clear your complexion, reg
ulate your Bowels, and make your head
clear as a bell. 25 cts, 80 cts, and $1.00.
Sold by ]. W. Conn.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

The Monroe doctrine is no more popular
In England today than was the doctrine
that taxation without representation Is
tyranny in l776.-Baltmore American.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17
"A TALENTED EDiroR." !"

Gentlemen:-I had occasion TO use
several boxes OF Krause's Headache
'apsules while travelling to Chicago tc
attend the National Democratic Con-
vention. They acted like a charm In
preventing headaches and dizziness
Have had very little headache since
my return. which is remarkable
Yours. respectfully
JOHN u. SHAFFER,
Ed. Remove Pa.) Record.
For sale BY Chas. Rogers. Astoria.
Or. sole agent
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sH1LoH's CURE Is sold on a guar
ntee 1t cures lncipient consumption
is the best Cough Cure. Only one
mt dose. 25 cents. so cts. and $l.0O
For Sale by ] w. Conn.
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BUT NOT oUTLAwEp.

you seem to be up against IT," twit-
tered the English sparrow, looking
through crack in the barn loft at the
turkeys fattening for Christmas.
"We're'worth more than cents a head.
anyway" gobbled the turkeys, scorn-
fully.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

One Minute Cough Cure is a popular
remedy for Group Safe for children and
adults. Chas. Rogers.
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CAUSE AND rrEEc.r

Il must have been very gay last night
groaned Jagway. II have such a varie-
gated taste in my mouth this morning.
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ONE MAN WHO DID.

'Well, I read the Presidents message
through from start TO finish" said Banks.
What was the bet?' inquired Rivers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

Yesterday afternoon r. Mcintosh, of
Portland, was awarded the contract for
repairing the foremast and replacing the
forerigging of the Bedfordshire. His bid
was $3,050
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SHIPPING GDAYBYDAY
Marine Matters, Here, There ard
Everywhere.

The steamer Columbia left out with a
large passenger list on Sunday morning.
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How "sSRs Fortune
500 for every $1,000 invested
Can be made by our new

SYSTEMATIC PLAN OF
SPECULATION.
5000 and r;ore made daily on small in
vestments. by many persons who live
away from Chicago.
All we ask Is to investigate our new
and original methods. Past workings Of
plan and highest references furnished
Our Booklet. Points and Hints" how to
make money even when on the wrong
side Of the market and other information
sent FREE.
Gilmore & Co.. bankers and Brokers.
Open Board OF Trade Bldg. Chicago, Ill.
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Mathematical calculations show that an
iron ship weighs q per cent(less than
wooden one. and will carry 115 tons of
cargo for every 100 tons carried by
wooden ship of the same dimensions, and
both londed to the same draught.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17

lF-~
AS Franklin says, good dress opens
III doors, you should not lose sight OF
he fact that perfect fitting suit is
he main feature. Wanamaker 4
irown are noted for fit, workmanship
md superiority of qualities. Their rep.
esentative visits Astoria every three
months. Office GA Dekum Building
Portland. Or Reserve orders till yol
ave seen the spring line Of samples
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W. 70. and M. s, Warren,

Commanding me to levy upon Lot No. 8,
in Block No. 81, McClure's Astoria extend
ed by Cyrus Oiney, and collect the as5ec s.
ment due thereon, amounting to 1876, for
the construction Of a sewer on 18th street.
| have this day levied upon said de-
scT'fbed property, and on the 17th day or
December, 1896, at 2 o'clock p. m Of said
day, at the court house door in the city
OF Astoria, Clatsop County, Oregon, will
proceed to sell at public auction, said
property to the highest bidder therefor.
to pay said assessment and costs and
expenses of sale. Said sale to be for
United States gold and silver coin.
Dated Astoria, Oregon, November 16 1896
C. w. LOUGHERY,
Chief of Police OF the City Astoria
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INDoRsUD BIZ rHn PRESS.

Captain Sweeney. q. s. A.. San rAors
Cal, says: "Sniloa'r Catnrrh nemetr
q the hr9t medicine have ever found
eta. Sold by J. w. Com.
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CHIEF OF POLICE SALE.

Notice Is hereby given that by virtue
of a warrant issued by the Auditor and
Police Judge of the City of Astoria to
me directed, dated the nth day Of Octo-
ber, 1896, and against
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1895-12-17
Is THERE?
o.

%
Is there a man with heart 80 cold.
That from his family would withhold
The comforts which they all could find
In articles OF FURNITURE Of tn
right kind
And we would suggest at this season.
nice sldeboerd. Extension Table. Or e
n Dining Chairs. We have the larges
I'd finest line ever shown In the city
~ at prices that cannot fall to pleas
tha closest buyers.
HEILBORN & SON.
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astoria and portlnd Steamers.

For rates and general information cal
G. w. LoUNsBERRY,
Agent.
" II. HURLBURT,
Gen. Pas. Agt. Portland. Or.
Evening journal., 1895-07-13
EDITORIAL COMMENT.

The only way to put stop 10 the
personal alterations OF the lawyers in
court Is for the court TO allow the next
one to be fought TO fialsh. New York
World
To expect twelve jurymen to agree is
expecting a great deal No other twelve
men shut up together for thirty hours
ever agreed upon any subject The law
has become too complicated for agree
ment New York Journal
Before attempting to kick ont old Gold
suppose the Illinois Democrats try theiE
extremites on the person Of Altgeld r
New ork Sun.
Governor Altgeld is professional
revolutionist, aud be Is doing what he
can now to get up an Instruction IN the
Democratic party New York Times.
The progress of reform msy seem slow,
but II is none the less real and valuable
when from the corruption which We en-
dured It brings us in six months not
only clean police force and clean streets
bur, best OF All, clean and honest courts
New York Tribune