New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-12-07
THE Talk or THE DAY.

o ~. ono the new ideas are creeping into the
two great English universities. The vice-chancei''f
Of Cambridge has taken to bicycling
,,ro,orago "Of course" rejoined the Young
person II think a great deal OF him. Dut am n-y
careful to think of mamma or auh'e d. '''' '-'"'
And the zg struggling to snO ssndde ne f ans
grew sick.-(Detroit Tribune
In q recent issue of THE Hoxie Kan) Democrat'
,bo editor said Last Saturday night at 10 O'CLOCK
vas another anniversary for US, as II mace i'V"
davs since we stepped out Of the back door Oh our
enc and broke our beloved whiskey bottle pledg-
inc never 10 use the vile stuff again TO our GER
tain knowledge We have kept the faitn'
SOUR GRAPES.
On the red rose falls the snow
N aGsslg but te' little difference though
Never did like roses
In the groves the birds are still
No sweet music ringing,
But the winter fills the BILL
Never did like singing!
All the rivers frozen Ger ,..,,.
Where the trees were sw.shinS;
Fish won't nibbe any more
Never did like fishing.
Winter time from pole TO pole
Every winds a hummer
Let the ocean cebergs roll
Never did like summer; c..,.,,,to,
The Norfolk County O1ass) Society Tor Appre.
.ndirg Horse Thieves has just held It's annual
aa.,r1 ., Dedharo The members have few oppor-
tun,ties nowadays TO apprehend horse thieves put
thay ALWAYS have good time socially at their meet
ings.
William 7. Ewing. Of Baltimore, who is now IN
Pic Janeiro Brazil. writes that the D,aZ ,
papers all mixed up ae esh f he was anxious to
know II German had been showed urort leaders
in ola rin
the Republicans had Elected NJ W. iHi"i''N' '-'
Mayor OF NewYork.- (Baitimore sun
on the 10th of next April there will be an atm
letic congress and revival OF Olympah games -.
Athens Greece. A play entitled The Wlfe OF
Mitelus." by Professor T. 7. Timayenis' Oh mar
ward University will be presented. 1t was gwen
IN Athens some time ago. in the yernacuar, ana ran
100 nights.
The Dear Lite Cherub-There are times when ,
littie hoy becomes a nuisance. AZ a hotel eLei -
fast table small boy said IN i'uu N'''e - ''
PA, what makes you smell the eggs before you
ITO see If they are good 49,. ory.
But. pa you can't see with your nose can YOU a.,
egg to fnd out If it was good" .u, ,or,
But, pa, what do you want 10 sIe.t s ,reXas
Can't YOU tel. by tastn il II II amt good -'ieA''
sifings
Tho Pow Farley Porter a Presbyterian clergy
man ~ Elba ~ y has astounded some OF LIS
oil-fash!oned parshioners by declaring IN MS SER
mon last Sunday that a house shouIu ue "
tached TO the church where games OF oilIiarus'
cards and dancing might be INDUCED IN. lie has
gone still further in the same direction oy sus-
costing that at the meetings OF the LADIES Aa
Society the game of euchre might DC pd!eN W
casionally without serious harm
The Logical Concusion.-"There are things said
the impecunious philosopher that II Is useless 10,
man to try to comprehend. For instance WHO sn".
Hmm" replied his practical. patient friend; Il
thought you had 1t down pretty hhe'
YES on several promissory notes which you have
made you mention thirty DAY; " me Ha'i.ci
from circumstances, Is a synonyme Tor ETERNITY
washington star
Telegraph wires and cables have done much tow
ard making the word smaller. and the work Is
still going on The latest movement in that line
Is the proposed laying OF a cable from Para to
point loo miles up the Amazon River with the
view OF ultimately carrying ii into Peru when is
entered by the Amazon near the seventeen me-
ridian. Here the extensive branches OF the great
river reach out ana south 10 points within
seventy miles Of the Pacific Thas the river so far
from its source is broad and deep is shown by the
fact that twenty years ago the Peruvians had
system OF Gunboats on 1t which were all seagoinS
vessels of about 500 tons. and twelve feet draught
They built In Europe. and taken from CaLao
to the Amazon through the Straits Of Magellan
People In Lima expect that within few years
steamers Will run from the headwaters OF the ANA
direct to Europe. This is hint for enterprls-
ing Americans engaged in the South American
trade.
Mr.. L.. good-natured German was the pros
porous proprietor OF considerable clothing ousl.
ness In a country town. lie had n his employ one
John s. whom he had advanced from cash boy
p neaa Sek and who sad Tor many John
had several times asked for a raise in his salary
and each time his request had been granted one
morning John again appeared at the old mer-
chants desk with another request for an increase
dink bays YOU pooty veil aretty: vat for ! bays
YOU any more?' well" replied John. confidently
Il am your principal help here: have worked you
up TO n large trade; know every detail OF the
business; and. indeed | think you could no, s et
German. "Mein Gott shon,. yot wood | do sup,
pose you vas 10 dep Well hesiated John, Il
then" The "old man" took several whifs from
his big PIPE and said nothing. AT last he gravely
remarked: Veil Shon. | guess you peter CONSIDER