Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1895-08-04

S"PSAiSH VI g. CITY f'rrr-
is like hash at a BOARDING s sa
same yesterday, to-day AMI ~
The same questions every .ts
is the history OF a little Vii. Hs
Wright, without any pad3.7, b, J.,
coloring; and what he sea. .- 20
and says they all see and ta..
A sunburnt man asked m. 81
Springfield, Mo. The ag.-. .-'s .
off hand. S.. i,
What time does the tra., r....
"One at II a. m, one al . IN.
6 p. m" q. 1,
Have got time to max.
m train?" Il j
Il don't know what Won ,.
If you will go from here d.-. q,
depot you will have time d. a
to go out to the ball gar. .~- F,.t
Yes, / see. And if [ ..-..
II a. m. train l can go OH ...o "a
Yes, if you get there ~
What time is it now
"Ten-thirty."
That railroad time OPP a...
All time in Chicago n.
Il don't think l coulI
m. | suppose / could .... q
tied. If | take the III -s
will l get to Sent Looy. ~o
The agent told him The han.
And then what time r.r.
Sent Looy before the
field goes out?" ,g
About five minute
That won't do. /
cousin Of my wifes u
Looy, and Twill have F.. .-
If | don't take the II
the ? p. m, what time
Sent Looy?"
The agent told him a-
The man asked to look a-a~.
Is this the c. & A
woman with a yalise maxim.
sided.
Yes, ma'am."
Does your road go TO- AI4rs.
"All trains on our road nm ,
ton" a
That's what I thought
that's what meant Eu ..
to Atom"
She was given the r r.
moDped her tired lookl-
women have learned ,ha sr.
ing cool when trage.n- p
thought she continued
"First-class, that mau
oh, certainly"
Any parlor or chair cay on D..
train?"
Chair car on all train ~
train do YOU want to take?"
Il hadn't thought of thar
want to go on the first tr..
don't -"
Really, I am unable to eer
Can ! stop off ut S1rr,f
want to visit an aunt who ... !
there, though we haven't a
thing about her since OIL. M
summer. Her husband N.
man. May be you have m.
Possibly. ma'am."
Short, heavy set man. .
beard and gray eyes. Deaf IN
Il think | have met him
agent in a manner tina. w0ulI
for him in North Carolina &.
Plum Honey"
But you cannot stop og
field on a through ticket
agent, thinking that De bad
lap.
IF ! don't leave unit m-.nr
what time will l get int N
Depends on the train yl
Yes; that's so. ] n
that. | reckon as lon- 1.
might as well go to-.
With this decision .s
in her reticule for her money!
Say" chimed in the q
been studying the map,
ed thing is all Dutch 4
your road cross the rive sl.- 90 s..
Looy?"
Certainly"
Il don't see no bridga Il. "A
But if you say it crosses I..I b.
it does. The last time
river at Sent LoOy it was an ,.
was the coolest winter 7 ar
wagon wheels froze ir
Well, make me out q t.e
m. and throw in a sleeu.l
could sleep much ON one %.
things, but if a fcllcr sets
he's liable to take cold. s
mine went 10 Omaha once a..
he'd set up all uiclt so as ,0
penses. and he caught cold in
and the doctor hard 10 cut i
out and he never was any
that. He used 90 herd cat.e N
in and when he lost hi s
voice was AN broke down.
MT drive cattle without O.
The agent made out h.
handed him a pen. "Sisa
there. and there, and there boz
dicating three Blanks.
"Well. tn try; but ] aim
my hand sence / cut u
scythe in the summer o
write with. I'll bet tcr
when ! write it,
Don't think" said OIL.
because a man has hays
and eggs on his shirt iron
only one who takes up OH
city people are as bad ].
He had not more than
well dressed commerce
under a straw hat wit
brim danced up to the
asked:
How much to St. L0u
The agent told him
Time does train ielE
Eleven. two. six. -.
Time does train iett
ing?'
six" 4
Reserve me sleep.
evening; lower"
Cant hold it after
Cant? Why can't
"Rule Of the cOmpmt 4
C. fool rule. won
49,. a.-4t.1.. nod