The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-11-17


are not arranging to have "a cable laid for
the anu5nuatiou ol small children, they
are dlreing up the ground presumably
TO mend the gas pipes in reality, to lei
You know how rEe gas smells. of else
somebody. with great deal Of money
is tearing down an old house, and putting
uD new building. which necessltatcs
The walkin- OF thc population ia the mid
die OF the street, or else the climbing up
a fight of shackley steps and crossing
over bridge that is truly one of signs
because of the accidents that happen on
it, Day before yesterday l fen up the
stems of one of these CHASTITY structures
and tore a new fur wrap, and then fen
down and got myself black and blue
where it isn't pleasant 10 De black and
blue Even IL one can AFFORD 10 ride Do
chaises. one has The doubtful pleasure
first of being overcharged then, OF being
banged up and down and ratified about,
and Of living in agony for fear that the
cable car and the horse will come ln
contact. The average cabman prefers
Broadway, because Of its many dangers.
He is a conceited beast, who likes TO show
how brave he IS by risking your life and
although you pay for the privilege of be-
ing driven by him. all the pleading mag
nable won't induce him TO stick to
quiet street.
There is no country in the world except
this young one where people submit so
quietly TO being cheated and maltreated.
To my certain knowledge there is one
block I'm New York. and ] lived on it,
where they first took up one side Of the
street 10 bury the wires; then they took
mines
and then they took up the middle of it
TO accommodate both OF these companies
and make the thing even. As public
we are the most long-sunering and the
most amiable of any in the world. Meth
er the English nor the French people
would endure this, especially when II is
realized that the means are TO an end
that is perfectly frightlul IL good,
smooth pavements resulted after all this
digging up, nobody would mind; but our
pavements are worse than country roads
and rougher, well. rougher than the men
/ saw in a political procession the other
night Why can't we have a wooden
pavement Because il costs great deal.
and the people who have charge OF the
paVements are quite wiling thal the pup
lie should be uncomfortable, pfoFlued
their salaries are large. So they placldly
announce that wooden paVements Won
stand much traffic, ana forget that traI-
fic I'm London IS a little larger than IL Is
here. Oh, New York is small and proNln-
cial-and-and yet with an It's iaults'
etc, etc.
By the bye, it is rather amusing, at the
time of the Vanderbilt wedding, TO read
that the English presents would not come
here because of The duty on Them. Eng
lish wedding presents are, without eNcep-
ton the best things to buy in the whole
wide world. To give-not TO receive. Here,
when We give a present, we impoverish
ourselvs, or else steal TO pay for IT, but
the present is a fine one. However, II
YOU pick up an English newspaper and
read the account of very smart wedding,
you will discover after the description Of
the bridal gown, list Of presents, ana
It will read something like this: THE Duke
and Duchess Of Mean-to-LiVe and the five
Ladies Guy a silver buttOnhook; the Earl
and Countess of How-Come-You-So, a
photograph frame; the Honorable Adolf
phus and Lady Starvation, a silk blotter;
the Marquis and MarchiOness of Ready-to-
Go and Lord Reginald Get-There, two
silver bangles; the Misses Blueblood, a
set of neat account books; the sisters of
the bride the seven Ladies Pretty-but-
Poor gave her a silver ring that had been
left to them by their grandmother the
Countess of uss-and-Feathers; the Hon
orable Mr.. Hearthstone sent one of his
own books, with a most charming inscrip-
ton, while our dear queen, who is always
so generous, gave the blushing bride a
cashmere shawl" OF course. we 20 to
one extreme, and they go to the other,
but, outside of family jewels ana the real
~ magnificent gifts that usually come
from the newly made peers, English we'd
ding presents are a beautiful sham. AS
Tor US, we are donkeys, and give our
heads away. Probably when we are a lit
tie older we will reach the photograph
frame and blotting case period; then we
will be wiser and richer.
During what is known as the silly sea-
son on the other side of the water and
which, with some people. lasts all the
year round, they invariably bring up some
question, and then everybody writes &c
the new spapers. In Paris they have been
pitching into and UNFOLDING according Ia
their lights, the English, French or Amer.
lean girl In London they have beer
gloating over the necessity of love before
marriage, and in Edinburg about man in
types or the printer persists in writing
that tights it is not my faulD. One
type IS always admired by women anC
that is the big-bodied, big-hearted Iowa.
Bile man. A big man is boon, bless
ing, and everything else nice that YOU ear
mink of beginning with a B. Undoubted
~ Ewes affection for Adam was due tC
his size. The Orientalists say that he wal
50 tan that when he stood IN Paradis,
his head was in Heaven and that IN,
angels admired him so much that it wal
ihought wiser for him to have a fall
Hence that little affair in which Eve tn,
seIpenl ana AGam, with the fruit served
according TO taste, came about.
4NeNer knew little man who had any
great Love Tor anybody but himself
big man can lift woman if She has !
other, and from one chair to another
not only as if she We're a feather. In
with certain security that makes hei
feel very grateful. Did you ever see :
pig man hold a baby? He does il care
leSsly, and looks as if he We're going I,
drop II, but the expression in the babv'i
face satisfies its mother that it feels Sc
cure, and SO everything is right | con
Tess TO liking a big priest He alwaVi
looks more capable of battling with tn,
world, the flesh and the devil There MAJ
be nice little men, but they are not OF
my list. And the only handsome littI
man L ever knew, and he really did lool
like a cherub, used TO pose for every
bodys benefit, and once said to his moth
er before me: Really / must 60 on
more. The girls-ahi-don' you know
man Tor you. He can't even look like ;
fat, dimple rosy-cheeked baby wifhon
concluding the rest of the world is In
terested in his appearance. Then a it'll
man IS apt TO be fussy about little things
lie wants TO know when he comes hoTn
al night about everything that has hap
pened during the day. and he don't wan
You 10 Senerallze and say, well, I wen
Out ana bought a new gown" but H.
wants you TO tell him how many yard
ana what 1t cost and in a meditative wa
ne wonders II you couldn't have done witt
less. Ihat is the sort of man that bring
ABOUT divorces. That is a cause for di
Nofce-lnterference in ones BELONGINGS
sometimes this type of man can sew.
once heard OF one who made a SET @
COMES. But when men come to sewing
q nj he