The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1895-10-31

He Music Was Simply Nocturnes.
Tor exhaustive literature upon anv
subject. In stead of the publishing of
a Dock being an ex optional event. as
now, 1t is said that one OF even two
new books each week was MOI uncom-
mon.
But 10 return to my narrative-I am
a clerk IN the 1 ureau of Carpet Tacks
Departmen. Of House Furnishing. of
u con4nent formerly North American.
Although my labor is credited to Guth-
re tine o Nernmental center of d con-
tlnent) l prefer to reside on G conti-
nent formerly Africa by reason of
It's superior climatic advantages. rs
Well as the greater sci ,ctness of its
slhg.e tax areas. l have the reputa-
ten OF being honest and industrious
and although it takes me nine min.
utes to reach my office from nv home
via the electric flash system of govern
mental transit. yet I am as regular in
my our OF att ndance as those living
within a few hundl ed miles.
Having recently finished nv propor-
ton of individual labor for the com
no. good during the current year and
received government tickets for the
game, | determined to devote nv va
cation to making a slow journey
throughout the world. To the gener-
allty of mankind this might seem an
ABSURD n nner Of spending a holiday.
but they should remember that youth
and animal spirits cannot always find
relaxation in scieatitic pursuits.
My first destination l had determin-
ed should be the newest continent of
~al'-continent Formerly Antaricana)
and I le slow passage thither on an air
snip Tfelghter, was a no, ell sensation
lhdeed. Under II most fdvOra BILE con-
d-.loL2 a speed of o err 100 miles an
hour was impossi' .e, and the VOYAGE.
although enlivened by numerous we'll
tol4 legends of ships that sailed on the
water, seemed interminable. When
we hew over the gigantic system of
mirrors that by DETECTING the + VS. Of
me sun have made a semi-tronical
country out of this erstwhile ice-boupd
coast, the air became rather oppress-
I've, but in a very few moments we
pad reached the elevated landings.
Rapidly spreading my wing planes |
JuTpeo outwards from the deck, and
soon re .ched the ground in safety.
Inc moving sidewalk carried me
RAJ idly through the streets, until at
tracted by the announcements from
the automaton stationed in front of
the pdbIic place of amusement | stem
ped off ald welt in.
The manager came before tb, cur-
tain, and, i'll an introductory speech.
stated that his company would give a
faithful reproduction of the wonder
Jul American allegory entitled Uncle
'oms Cabin" He stated that in the
days of Mark Antony Tor Mark Twain,
as he was some lines enormously call
ed and Mckinley Bill, immersed au-
die ces gathered 20 witness Thu pagan
spectacle, and that thousands of ne
groes were torn 10 pieces by savage
bloodhounds for the %delectation of the
assembled o palace. In accordance
wit the rudely drawn pictures to be
found in the eNtan. copies of a curious
publication called a comic or comic
weekly, the par, of Little Eva was
played by a woma' of advanced year,,
and the cakes of ice were represented
by specially constructed and labeled
soap boves
On leaving the public theater l kept
on the moving sidewalk for a few
miles and then stepped off and walked
Tor FULLY twenty minutes on the road
way. This unaccustOmed eXertion was
rather fatiguing, and as night was
drawing near | made haste to find a
place of shelter.
On my right hand l noticed what