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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1895-11-07
"a FAIR FACE MAY PROVE FOUL BAR
GAIN" MARRY A PLAIN GIRL IF SHE USES
SAP POL 10

To Joseph r. Woodward one of the JUS
tees or the Pence, within ana for the
County Of Kennebec. t- -
We. the undersigned, being owners Of pews
and Proprietors in certain meeting mouse
and land on which the same standr, situated
in Sidney, in said County Of Kennebec. known
as the meeting house Of the Third Freewill
Baptist Society In sidney aforesaid. request
you to call a meeting of said owners and pro-
prietors OF said meeting house, and that o
warrant may issue appointing time and
place for said owners and proprietoIs 10 meet
and organize themselves for the following
purpose, viz: tfa fAsHf
Article LIST. To choose Moderator Of said
m citing. r 5stsAe =
Article I'd. To choose q Clerk and such other
officers as said owners and proprietoYs shall
deem expedient for the organization Of said
owners and piopnetors.
EArticle 3D. To choose Prudential Com
mittee OF said owners and proprietors.
Article 4th. To adopt any and all other
measures relating to the regulation OF said
meeting house as q majority OF faid owners
and proprIetors at said meeting determine
Signed. Henry W. Goddard. Daniel X. God
dard, Asel Ward. Jos woodward. Reue1 w.
hobinson, VI. W.. Cowan, j. II. Swift, F. b.
Cowan, S. v. Davies. "4TfF
true Copy Ct Application.
ATTEST: Jos. T. WOODWARD,
Justice Of the Peace.
STATE OF MAINE.
COUNTY OF KEssEBEc, $50 Henry w. God
dard OF Sidney, In the County and State above
written. Greeting.
Pursuant to the foregoing application you
are hereby directed to notify the Pew-owners
and Proprietors Of the meeting house and
other properties mentioned in the foregoing
application to meet at said Meeting house ON
the Thirtieth day OF November. A. d. 1895, at
$50 y. NJ, for the purposes mentioned in said
application, by posting up Certified Copy OF
this warrant on the principal outer door OF
said Meeting house and in one other public
place, at least. in said Town OF Sidney, and by
publishing IT in newspaper published in the
County of Keonebec aforesaid, twenty-one
days at least, before the time OF said meeting.
Given under my hand and seal at Sid
ney, in said County, this First day Of Novem-
Der, A. ID. 1895.
Jos. T. WooDARD, Justice OF the Peace.
true Copy. Attest: HENRY w. GODDARD.
Pursuant to the foregoing warrant, to me
directed, hereby notify the persons therein
named to meet at the time and place, and for
the purpose therein mentioned. s'f1haf
Sidney, November Q, A. ID. 1895.
HENRY w. GODDARD.
nov7dt
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1895-11-07
Cooperative Investment Co,
25S WASHINGTON St., Boston,

viii accept sums of $40 and upward for in
vestment in stocks, Bonds, Grain and all
commodities.
The investment world now comedies that
honest and intelligent management of con-
centrated capital can realize much more than
simple interest.
Immense fortunes are being made in the
stock market; but people of moderate means
have. as a rule not participated in the profits
for various reasons. The average Spectator
does not know when to buy or sell.
The Cooperative Investment Co, having
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just when 10 buy and to sell, and posse ssing a
thorough knowledge Of the value of the Sc
curities dealt in, can operate to the best pos
sible advantage.
Frequent dividends will be declared upon
all profitable investments.
We are now placing the funds Of our Gus
toners in stock which we have every reason
to believe will advance 90 points. There is now
profit of SO q share upon investments made
during the last few days.
In cooperation there is strength and stabil-
ity.
On the principle that you can't break bun
die Of sticks as easily as you can one stick our
experience teaches us that cooperation is the
correct principle.
Write us and get particulars.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1895-11-07
PATRIOTIC BLOOD.
Your Blood Is Red, White and
Blue.

The Three Cciors in Your Blood
and What the Kidneys Have to Do
With Them. = Healthy and Un-
healthy Riood.-Sickness Caused
by Blood That Has Not Been Fill
tered.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04
Legal Notice.

In the matter of the In the district court
voluntary assign Taos county.
ment OF Alexander No. 472.
Gusdorf for the
benefit of his
creditors.
], Alloys Scheurich, assigree, etc, of
Alexander Gusdorf, of Ranches of Taos,
and of Taos, in the county of Taos, New
Mexico, do hereby give notice, pursuant
to statute, that at the store recently oc-
cupied by said Alexander Gusdorf, at
Taos, in said county of Taos, New Mex
leo, on Tuesday, the 18th day of February,
A. D. 1895, will proceed publicly to ad-
just and allow demands against the estate
and effects of Alexander Gusdorf afore-
said, the assignor herein; that I will at
tend at the place designated above, in
person, on said day and will remain in at
tendance at said place on said day and
during two consecutive days thereafter,
and shall commence the adjustment and
allowance of demands against the trust
fund herein at 3 O'Clock a. m. and con-
tinue the same until O'Clock p. m. of
each of said three days.
Alloys SoHEURIcH,
Gro. W. KNAEBEL, Assignee, Etc.
Attorney for Alloys Scheurich, Assignee,
Etc.
Dated, Taos, N. NJ, December "a, A. D.
1894.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04

The California Limited leaving Santa
Fe at $40 p. m. is solid vestlbule train
Chicago to Los Angeles and San Diego
without change, free chair cars Chicago
to Albuquerque, same equipment east
ward. Only 38L hours between Santa Fe
and Los Angeles.
The California and Mexico Express
leaving Santa Fe at 1920 p. m. carries
Pullman Palace andTourist Sleeping cars
Chicago to San Francisco, without change.
The Columbian Limited leaving Santa
Fe at 500 is solid vestibule train to Chi
cago, only 4S1s hours between Santa Fe
and Chicago, 3215 hours between Santa
Fe aud Kansas City. This train makes
close connection at La Junta for Denver
and Colorado points. Parlor and chair
ears La Junta to Denver. Time 10 hours
between Santa Fe and Denver. All trains
carry dining cars between Chicago and
Kansas City. Between Kansas City and
the Pacific coast, meals are served at the
famous Harvey eating house.
Close connections are made in Union
depots at all terminals north, east, south
and west. For particulars as to rates,
routes and through tickets to all points
via the Santa Fe Route call on or address:
Il. s. LUTZ, Agent.
q. T. NICHOLSON, q. p. & T. A.
City ticket Office, First National bank
building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04
WHAT YOU
DON'T KNOW
ABOUT
California

is told in beautifully illustrated book,
entitled "To California and back" Ask
G. T. Nicholson, G. P. A., Santa Fe Route,
Topeka, Kas., for copy. 1t is free.
Personally conducted weekly parties
leave Chicago every Saturday evening,
and Kansas City every Sunday noon, for
Pacific Coast, via Santa Fe Route. Special
agents and porters in attendance. Pull
man tourist sleepers are used, furnished
with all conveniences for comfortable
travelling. Second-class tickets honored.
You have been planning that Cali
- fornia trip for several years. Why not
go now, and take advantage of cheap
~ rates? Santa Fe Route is positively
the only line with Pullman tourist
and palace sleepers Chicago, and
Kansas City to San Francisco and Los
Angeles, daily without change.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04
Grand Canon OF Colorado River

On the Santa Fe route, in northern
Arizona, 1852 miles from Kansas City, is
the town of Flagstaff. A tri-weekly stage
line runs from Flagstaff to the Grand
Canon of the Colorado river. More than
mile in depth, this is the sublimest of
gorges-a Titan of chasms. Twenty
Yosemites might be hidden unseen below,
and Niagara would look scarcely larger
than brook.
Don't fail to visit this first wonder of
the world. You can "read up" about it by
asking g. T. Nicholson, G. P. & 7. A., A.
7. & s. F. R. R. Co., Topeka, Kas., to mail
you free copy of an illustrated book
describing this terra incognita. The book
is no common affair; but ia entertainingly
written, beautifully illustrated and gem
of the printers art.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 4361.]

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M,
December 10, 1894.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ingnamed settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on January 30, 1895,
viz: Jose Padilla, of San Miguel county,
for the sw. a, NV. d, and lots 8 and 4,
section 3, tip. is n, r. 13e
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
Martin Baca, of Santa Fe, N. NJ; Micario
Lopez, of Santa Fe, N. M; Avelino Gar
cha, of Rowe, N. M; Dario Montoya, of
Rowe, N. NJ.
JAMES Fl. WALKER,
Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04
The Unexpected Discharge OF a
Cannon

Close by would not have more dis
turbing effect upon nerves which are
vigorous than ordinary noise upon those
that are weak and unstrung. As nerv-
inc, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is un-
rivalled. By promoting disgestion and
assimilation they overcome that gastric
disorder which is the most prolific cause
of nervous debility, and which, so long as
it exists, defeats in large measure the &C.
ton of sedatives and opiates. Such re-
NEEDLES, moreover, necessitate the use of
increasing doses, and finally cease to act
altogether, except in dangerous quantities.
They never reach the fountain head of
the trouble, and quiet the nerves only by
semi-paralyzing them. Equally OBJ
jectionablea are fiery unmedicated alcoholic
stimulants. Kidney, bladder and liver
trouble, malaria, constipation and rheu-
matism are relieved by the Bitters,
which also promote appetite and nightly
repose.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04
THE NEW MEXICAN.

Daily, English Weekly and Spanish
Weekly editions, will be found on
sale at the following news depots
where subscriptions may also be
made:
A. G. Teichman, Cerrillos.
s. E. Newcomer, Albuquerque.
B. T. Link, Silver City.
j. B. Hodgen, Deming.
@. O. Miller, Hillsborough.
B. DALEY, East Las Vegas.
L. r. Allen, Las Vegas.
San Felipe, Albuquerque.
Jacob Weltmer, City.
Fletcher & Arnold, Bland, N. M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04
CONNECTIONS.

ALBUQUERQUE-A, T. & s. F. Railway
for all points east and south.
ASH FORK-Santa Fe, Prescott Phoe-
nix railway for Fort Whipple and Pres
colt and connection with stage lines for
points in central Arizona.
SELIGMAN-P. & A. Railway for Pres
colt.
BLAKE-Nevada Southern Railway for
Purdy and connection with stage lines
for mining districts north.
BARSTOW-Southern California Railway
for Los Angeles, San Diego and other
California points.
MOJAvE-Southern Pacific Company for
San Francisco, Sacramento and other
northern California points.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04
The Daily New Mexican
SUNBEAMS.

Branks-Same old story of Christmas
gifts. l suppose you have neckties, cigars
etc.?
PranksNo, sir; something clear out
of the ordinary line.
Branks--What was it?
Pranks--A magnificent case of indiges-
ton.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04
The Grand Canon of the Colorado

the most sublime OF natures work on
earth, indescribable, can easily be reached
via Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs
on this road. To the natural bridge of
Arizona and Montezuma's we'll you can
journey most directly by this line. OBJ
serve the ancient Indian civilization of
Laguna or Acoma, "the City of the Sky"
Visit the petrified forest near Garlic.
See and marvel at the freak of Canon
Diabc. Take hunting trip IN the mag
nlficent pine forests of the San Francisco
mountains. Find interest in the ruins Of
the prehistoric
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars

No change is mnde by sleeping car pas
sengers between San Francisco and
Kansas City, or San Diego and Los An
geles and Chicago.
The Atlantic & Pacific Railroad, the
great middle route across the American
continent, in connection with the rail-
ways of the 'Santa Fe route" Liberal
management; superior facilities; pic
turesque scenery; excellent accommoda-
tlons.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04

The Best Line to Chicago. Omaha nj, d
~. Louis
Is via the Burlington Route. The fast
vestibule "Ayer" leaves Denver at $3.50 p.
m. daily, reaching Chicago at $40 a. m.
and st. Louis at 7:40 a. M, second morn
ing, connecting with all fast trains for
the east and south.
All meals served la carte in the ia
nous Burlington dining cars.
For tickets and sleeping berths, call
on local ticket agents, or address G. w.
vallery, General Agent Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04
A VETERANS VERDICT.
The War is Over. A Well.known Sol.
der, Correspondent and journal
list Makes a Disclosure.

Indiana contributed her thousands OF brave
soldiers to the war, and no state bears bet
ter record In that respect than 1t does. In
literature 1t is rapidly acquiring an
cnviable place. In war and literature
solomon Jewell, we'll known as 9, writer as
sol" hns won an honorable position: Dur
ing the late war he was member of Co. M,
I'd. N. Y. Cavalry and of the 18th Indiana In
fantry Volunteers. Regarding an important
circumstance he writes as follows:
several of us old veterans here are using
DIR. Miles Restorative Nervine, Heart Cure
and Nerve and LIVER pills, all Of them giving
spNhdid satisfaction. In fact, We have never
used remedies that compare with them. OF
the Pills we must say they are the best CONF
hl,.ati6n of the qualities required in 9 prep
aration of their nature we have ever known.
We have none but words OF praise for them.
They are the outgrowth q a new principle In
medicine, and tone up the system wonder.
fully We say 10 ALL try these remedies"
Solomon Yewell. Marion, Ind.,. Dec s, 1892
These remedies are sold by all druggists on
q positive. guarantee, or sent direct by the
DR. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind, on re-
rcipt OF price, q per bottle, six bottles .. ex.
press prepaid. They positively contain neither
0plates nor dangerous drugs,
Sold by all druggiets
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04
Unanswered.

Unanswered.
Why is it the tenderest feet must tread the
toughest road?
Why is it the weakest back must carry the
heaviest load,
Whilo the feet that are surest and firmest have
the smoothcst paths to go,
And the back that is straghtest and strongest
has never burden to know?
Why is it the brightest eyes are the ones soon
dim with tears2
Why is it the lightest heart must ache and ache
for years,
While the eyes that are hardest and coolest
shed never bitter tear,
And the heart that is smallest and mcanest has
never an ache to fear?
Why is it that those who arc saddest have al
ways the gayest laugh?
Why is it those who need not have always the
biggest half"
While those who have never sorrow have sell
dom smile to give,
And those who want just little must strive
and struggle to live?
Why is it the noblest thoughts are the ones
that are never expressed?
Why is it the grandest deeds are the ones that
are never confessed,
While the thoughts that are like all others are
tle oHeS we always tell,
And the deeds worth little praise are the ones
that are published well?
Why is it the sweetest smile has for its sister
sigh?
Why is 1t the strongest love is the love we al
ways pass by,
While the smile that is cold and indifferent is
the smile for which we pray,
And the love VIC kneel to and worship is only
common clay2
WHY'S it the friends we trust are the ones who
always betrayl
Why is it the lips we wish to kiss are the lips
SO far away,
While close by our side. If we knew it, is a
friend who loyal would be,
And the lips we might have kissed are the lips
we never see?
Why is it the things we can have are the thing.
we always refuse?
Why is it none of us live the lives, if we could
we'd choosep
Tho things that we all can have are the things
we always hate,
And life seems never complete, no matter how
long VIC wait.
Elizabeth Stewart Martin.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04
Hot Springs, Arkansas, the Greatest
Health Resort of the World,

Health Resort of the World,
Reached only by the Missouri Pacific
railway, assuring the invalid every com
fort in making the journey. Elegant
free reclining chair cars and Pullman
buffet sleeping coaches. All trains lighted
with the celebrated Pintsh gas light and
heated with steam. ( No danger of fre.)
The Hot Springs of Arkansas have the
merited reputation of being one Of the
wonders of the world, and seekers of
pleasure and lovers of sight seeing, as
well as those in search of health, will be
well paid by visiting them.
Write for illustrated pamphlets, "Cut-
ter's Guide to Hot Springs" Eye Hot
Springs Picture Books" and other in
formation. Fl. G. TOWNSEND,
Gen'l Pass. and Ticket Agt. Mo. Pac.
Ry, st. Louis, Mo.
E. L. HOFFMAN
Trav. Pass. Agt., Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04
Cave and Cliff DweIlers.

View the longest cahtilever bridge iu
America across the Colorado river.
7. R. GABEL, General Supt.
IA. .B1ssELL, Gen. Pass. Agt.
H. s. VAN SLYcK,
Gen. Agt., Albuquerque, N. NJ.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04

Colds, coughs, b. nchitis and al throat
and lung diseases are effectively treated
with Ayers Cherry Pectoral. To neglect
the use of proper remedies for these all
ments, is to induce consumption, which is
said to cause one-sixth of the mortality
in all civilized countries.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04

She talk of the horrid weather,
Though of sunshine there was no
lack,
For she had received from Santa
Claus
A beautiful seal skin sacque.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04

DR.. Shields, an eminent physician Of
Tennessee, says: II regard Ayers Sarsa-
parila as the best blood medicine on
earth, and / know of many wonderful
cures effected by its use." Physicians all
wants
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04

Nettie-What did Mr.. Newall write on
the csrd he put in basket of flowers?
Blanche--For the one 1 love best.
Nettie-The horrid creature has bought
them for himself.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04

We direct the attention of our readers
to the advertisement of Simmons Liver
Regulator on another page. We have
used the medicine in our family, and are
prepared to say from experience that fol
a torpid liver or discrdered stomach il
is good remedy. When travelling We
usually carry some in our valise.--From
the "Christian Visitor" Smithield, N. G
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04
STATIONS EASTWARD

Arrive Los Angeles 9:35 a. M; $50 p.
m. Leave Los Angeles at 700 a. M; 500
o. m.
Arrive San Diego 12:45 p. M; $3.50 p.
m.* Leave San Diego at 2:15 p. m.
Arrive at San Francisco at 9:15 a. m.
Leave San Francisco at 800 a. m.
*Every day but Sunday.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04

Penner (moodly)-The editor of the
Hustllng Humorist may be fond of pok-
ing fun at Others but there's one thing
sure.
Broggs-And what's that?
Spenner--He doesn't know how to take
Joke himself. The internal old duffer
persists in returning all I send him.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04

Jared, said his wife, meekly, can you
spare me dollar to-dayP
What for? demanded Nj Tyte-Phis.
want to buy few thiars for Christ
mas.
Well, said Mr.. Tvte-Phis, didn't give
youa dollar two week ago for a birth
day present. :
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04
IL.

Oh, If summer would last forever!
Oh, ii youth would leave US never,
Oh, If the JOY we have in the sprin;
Forever its happy song would sing,
And love and friendship never take wing,
But stay with US forever!
Thcn-Ah, then! ifsuch gifts were given,
Nl,D OF III; mortals would ask for heaven7
w, w. Story.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04

NiNS' ohklSH. and been very strong
ever since-that was two years and half ago."
A book of 1853 pages on woman and Her
Diseases mailed sealed, on receipt OF 10
cents in stamps for postage. Address
WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL Assoc1A.
rloN, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N Y.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04
To California
VIA THE GREATEST RAILROAD
IN THE WORLD
Santa Fe Route

ArcHIsoN, TorEKA & SANTA FE R. b.
Low rates OF fare are now in effect via
the Santa Fe route. To Los Angeles and
San Diego $500. To San Francisco and
San Jose $66.90. Tickets good six
months from date of sale. For partic-
ulars call on or address
II. S. LuTz, Agent
Santa Fe, N. NJ.
GRo. 7. NICHOLSON,
G. 2. A. Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04

Mrs. Houser-Have you any idea what
speaking terms means, Mr.. Housera
Mr.. Houser-Certainly, madam. Any
thing from $50 to 5000 per night, accord
ing to the prominence of the lecture.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04
LEAVES ITS MARK

every one of the painful Irregularities
and weaknesses that prey upon women.
They fade the face, waste the figure, ruin
the temper, wither you up, make you old
before your time.
Get we'll: That's the way to look WELL
Cure the disorders and ailments that beset
you, with Dr.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip.
ton
1t regulates and promotes all the proper
functions, improves digestion, cnriches tho
blood, dispels aches and pains, melancholy
and nervousness, brings refreshing sleep.
and restores health and strength. It's
powerful general, as we'll as uterine, tonic
and nervine, imparting vigor and strength
to the entire system
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04

This is true courage, not tho brutal force
Of vulgar heroes, but the firm resolve
Of virtue and Of reason. He who thinks
Without their aid to shine in deeds of arms,
Builds on q sandy basis his renown.
A dream, u vapor or an ague fit
May make a coward of him.
-Whitehcad's Roman Father.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04

Behold the child, by Natures kindly law,
Pleased with a rattle, tickled with straw.
Some livelier plaything gives his youth delight;
A little louder, but as empty quite.
Scarfs, carriers, gold amuse his ripper stage,
And beads and prayer books are the toys of age.
Pleased with this bauble still, as that before.
Till tired he sleeps, and lifes poor play is DER.
-Pope,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04

MoSwatters-I near that Skiply is 60
ing to settle in New York?
Skiply's TailerI wish he had settled
here first.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04

1t has been ascertained that George
Washington once wrote poetry, observed
the horse editor.
That's true replied the snake EDITOR,
but let US do him justice. There is no
evidence that he ever tried to get it
printed.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-01-04

Little Girl Does your mother talk
much about woman's rights?
Little Boy-No; she JUS has 'em with
out any talkin'.