The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-06-16

The ease of aerial navigation will soon
become a Maxim.
When work becomes routine it seems
restful, but it isn't.
That millionaire is still poor who seeks
TO add to his wealth.
There is no profitable egotism that lacks
the support of ability.
People who take things easy often take
more than their share.
Making things dark for man naturally
causes him to see stars.
Most tramps afford an excellent study to
artist students of still life.
The high roller is always liable to take
sudden tumble to himself.
The face is the still brook that serves as
the mirror of the conscience.
The people easiest pleased are those who
are satisfied with themselves.
The whole East will be watching to see
IL O1OVeT goes uSnng To-Day.
Legitimate journalism is incompatible
with illegitimate advertising.
There is vague threat that the worm of
the whisky trust still will turn.
The winners of lottery prizes, like ghosts,
are often heard of but never seen.
Bees know that it is not all the snowy
flowers that have the most honey.
The foundation of the Nation is certainly
worth celebrating regardless of cost.
Some men are born wise, but the wisdom
that is beaten into one lasts longest.
The man who opposes STRENGTHENING
may be Justly termed worm of the dust.
1t is an unwholesome appetite that
causes some people to eat out their hearts.
The bicycle is the newest expression of
our native desire to fly with our own
wings.
Mrs. Grundy sometimes hears as much
gossip in business Office as in a back
parlor.
If life were no more than what we make
it, it would be a very small affair for most
people.
At the soda-water fountains the attend
ants serve some kinds of drinks as quick as
wink.
There are only four letters in love, and
the postscript to the last is a marriage
license.
Many visitors to the Santa Cruz fete will
be sufficiently pleased to stay with her all
summer.
The Cooperative Commonwealth will
make wealth common if it is wisely
managed.
By the time the ways of the world get
too bad to travel in we shall have flying
machines.
The beef trust is sufficient of a prodigal
to demand not only the fatted calf, but the
whole herd.
The time is coming when no paper will
be thought respectable that publishes lot
terry notices.
There is not one of the lower animals
but that can teach US something of the art
of rational living.
Until we get a more substantial flying
machine it is safe still to rely on the harm
less wings of hope.
Excursions are not always enhancing,
hint inin rri+h ~.
carried away with it.
Poverty and vigorous appetite find that
revolution is the only ground upon which
they can meet as friends.
The absence of a general demand for
mint Iuleps in summer expresses the only
shortcoming of the San Francisco climate.
The cool climate and innumerable pleas
ure resorts make San Francisco the ideal
summer resort for residents OF the interior.
Probably the San Francisco churches.
like some in the East, will soon have to
wrestle with the moral aspect of riding to
church on a bicycle.
The passing of the poppy relieves
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whether we should be Germans, Spanish
or English in naming it.
The coming woman will have to get
after Yale, for according to the Senior Year
Book of that institution "one-half of the
class intend never to marry"
The hope of being able to do good with
out first becoming good is the old story of
the tortoise that went flying on the back of
an eagle and was dropped from the skies.
Every patriotic citizen should find a
pleasure in contributing something toward
making the celebration of the National
birthday brilliant enough to win National
reputation.
Those who vainly wish for a life in
which they may slumber on flowery beds
OF ease might possibly reflect that even the
steeples which most deeply pierce the
heavens are surmounted with cross.