Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1895-06-06
PuNesNr PARAGRAPHS.

stillg' "Well, he's still. but she isn't.
You see, they are married now. DE
troit Free Press.
--Flapiacls-- "Glibly is quite tallxer,
isn't hep Treacle-"Ycs; but his hat
win get down over his mouth. Spring
field Union
Are you the boss here9" Mr..
Meelsly-"Do | look like man that
would allow his wife TO ctalong with
out a coolt?''-Chicago Inter Ocean.
--Carleton--"Did you see much cham
pagne flowing on your trip across the
ocean?" Montauk-"No; but I saw a
tremendous ice foe. Brooklyn Eagle.
Love laughs at loclxsmiths so they say
But not at locks, that's plain,
For once grim wediock shuts him In
lie seldom laughs again.
Life.
Miss Elder--'Of course don't be-
lieve them, but everybody tells me |
don't grow old a bit" Miss sharpe
Perhaps you would and it easier to
believe what they say to others -
Boston Transcript
Miss Logan Square-'T suppose
thistle down is the lightest thing in
the world" Miss Diamond Street
"Did you ever hear young Lighthead
try Go tallS?"-Philadelph Inquirer
Didn't you tell that young man I
was out?" said the young woman. "Oi
did, miss" replied Bridget "But he
towld me to come back an AK yez agin,
SOS TO be sure Oh hadn't misundther-
stood his name. "-Washington Star.
-Bobbie-"What are descendants,
father?' Father-"Why, the people
who come after you. Presently Who
is that young man in the passage?'
Bobbie-"That's one of sisters de.
scendants come TO take her for drive" ="
~ wouldn't swear that way" said
the kind-looking old lady mildly.
"Bless your soul, ma'am, you couldn't.
IL takes years of truck drivin' to come
anywheres near IL, responded the gem
tleman whose team had ballxed across
the car track. k.-Cincinnati Tribune.
Yes" said the Rev. Goodman, "I
always endeavor to write my sermons
so that they can be understood and APP
preciated by even the dullest intellect.
Before delivering them in public in
variably recite them to myself. IN. Y.
Herald.
AT the battle of Morat in 1876, the
impotence of the heavy mailed cavalry
against trained foot soldiers was made
strillingly apparent Time and again
the Burgundian knights, led by Charles
the Bold. charged the Swiss pixies, but
in vain; the reign Of chivalry was over.
-"Dthots foine boy yez hov, Pat.
"Yis-he's a darlint." docs he bodth-
ers yez much by noight?" "Shum-
tonnes; but phin he sets up his poipes
Oi put him into me hod. an two turns
up an down the foire eschape puts him
{ shlape loilse an angel.
Weekly.
The wayworn man had fallen in
the street in a very good swoon. The
usual crowd gathered and the usual
man-who-knows-what-to-do shouted:
"Stand back and give him air The
wayworn man got up "Airln said he
with fine scorn. ART" When | amt
had nothin' but air fer three daysr'-
indianapolis Journal.
-Spinner-"It is way with us
poets, when any calamity happens to
us, TO weave IL into verse, and thus do
our miseries make a sweet though sad
pleasure for others" Prosy-"Say
rather you make your own miseries
seem slight in comparison with the
miseries you infict upon others. ~
Boston Transcript.
Two old pitmen recently met in
Durham village and after the usual
salutations the one said to the other:
Its a lang time since aa've seen We,
Ralphy. Hev ye put ony money away
for your aad age?" "Wey," was the
reply; ''aa've not dyun so badly. II aa
ives te de tomorrow aa'd be worth four
pound ten a week "-Tit-Bits
"A little boy in this city, whose
mother was endeavoring 10 teach him
to be generous with his sister, has
profited by the lesson. The mother
would always say to him, whenever he
got anything; ''Give half Of IL TO sis
ter" He usually did as lie was told,
though not always with very good
grace. Recently the little fellow got
sick, and it was then that his mothers
teaching bore fruit. She was endeav-
oring TO administer dose of castor oil,
when the youngster generously ex-
claimed: "Give it all to sister man,
Commercial Gazette.