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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-10-29
Lake Lillian Items.

Lake Lillian Items.
The family of J. S. Tromborg has
been increased by the arrival Of a lit
tie lady.
Mrs. c.. M. johnson, of Gra1tsburg,
Wisconsin, made short visit with
relatives here last week.
Hans Hawkinson, of Fridley, Mimi,
who has been working here this fall,
was taken sick, and had to return
home last Monday.
Intended for last week.
Miss Ida Hanson has left for
Minneapolis.
Supt. B. S. Covell passed
through our town last Thurs
day,
H. Anderson Lobnetz has erect
ed wind mill on his farm.
Messrs. Magnuson and Heg-
strom have charge of the schools
in District No. 5.
The farmers are favored now.
a-days with many pleasant calls
from their business friends.
Jas. w. Harrison was pleasant
ly surprised by his many friends
last Saturday. A most delight
full time is reported.
It is rumored that Christophe1
johnson shall purchase the farm
Iof Ole F'orskoness. Well, Henry
here is the place for you.
| A young lady has arrived a
the home of Stromme l.. John
|son. ,=
If all the rumors of engage
|ments prove to be bona tide con
! tracts, the young men here hav
been exceptionally lucky the las
year. May the good work cor
1 tinue. m: + s..
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-10-29

p We take pleasure in recon-:
mending the Home Comfort.
Steel Range. We have tested
ours thoroughly and have found
it all the salesman claimed for it..
AS a cooker we never saw it's
equal and it gives out plenty Of
heat. Neigh bors, buy one the
best is always the cheapest.
r. AND Mrs. j NO. ELMQU1sT.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1895-10-29
BOOTS & SHOES.

This coupon will be accepted as
ten cents in cash for any cash
purchase the holder may make
at our store amounting to one
dollar or more on or before Jan.
1st, 1896, if not detached.
Wi11mar Shoe Co.
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FURNITURE.

This coupon will be accepted
as 10 cents in cash for any cash
purchase the holder may make
at our store amounting to one
dollar or more before Jan. 1st,
1896, if not detached.
l. G.. Olson.
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A FATAL OMISSION.
He Came Near Winning the Bet, but For
got Something.

got Something.
We had been telling stories and anec-
dotes relating to accuracy of Judgment.
Every sort of lie had been pretty weu rep
resented.
And then Bilkins spoke up. Bilkins
was mailing clerk for large down town
concern and had held the position for
number of years; he said he had got SO he
could tell the contents Of letter without
opening it.
He prefaced his story by saying that his
particular skill lay in his ability to deter
mine the exact amount of postage any ar
ticle might require. His firm believed in
advertising and every month got out
new batch of printed matter, and when he
shipped anything by mail to customer
he always put in just enough advertising
matter to even up the odd fraction of
cent postage
But" said he, II made blunder last
week and lost q V on it. 1t was this
way: johnson was rather skeptical as to
my hitting the exact amount every time
and offered to bet me IS couldn't do it
on an article was just then preparing for
the mail I took him, and we put the
money up. 1 saw at a glance 1t would
take between and cents. 1t would have
gone for If it could have been sent I'M
wrapped SO I knew would have to put
in about cents weight of circulars and
new catalogue we had just got out, using
lighter paper than usual. As the cata-
logue was some heavier than had at first
calculated feared was dangerously near
the limit.
CAN this time johnson was watching
me closely, as were also the stakeholder and
some Of the other fellows. Then an
nounced was ready to weigh 1t.
How much postage do you say will
be required to carry itS' asked johnson.
:" Exactly 6 cents, said l. and then I
prepared the scales, and was fearful at
first, but no, the scales finally stopped at
perfect level. And the two f1ves were
handed to me.
"We were out of stamps and as johnson
had an errand which led him past the
postoffice he volunteered to deposit the
mail buying the stamps and putting them
on at the office. He had hardly been gone
20 minutes when he came rushing back,
fairly yelling with delight and SO excited
he could scarcely say word, but as he
Gained down he demanded the two f1ves
and explained that had lost; said the
package required cents and that he had
1t with him to prove it. Then he drew it
from his pocket, and I saw, sure enough,
three 2 cent and one cent stamps on it.
We weighed it over again and found 1t all
correct had forgotten to allow for the
weight Of the stamps Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10

should the will power is weakened,
morbid fears haunt him and. may result
in confirmed hypochondria, or melan-
cholia and, finally, in softing of the brain,
epilepsy, {" fits ", paralysis, locomotor
ataxia and even in dread insanity.
TO reach, reclaim and restore such
unfortunates to health and happiness, is
the aim of thu. publishers of book Of
1856 pages, written in plain but chaste
language, on the nature, symptoms and
durability, by honie-treatment, of such
diseases. This book will be sent sealed,
in plain envelope, on receipt of this no
tice with ten cents in stamps, for post
age. Address, Worlds Dispensary Med.
ical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
For more than quarter Of century
physicians connected with this widely
celebrated Institution have made the
treatment Of the diseases above limited at
their specially. Thousands have con-
suited them by letter and received advice
and medicines which have resulted in
permanent cures.
Sufferers from premature old age, OF
loss of power, will find much of interest
Ia the book above mentioned
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10
A Remarkable Cure of rheumatism

A Remarka able Cure Of rheumatism
Westminster, CAL, March 81, 1884,
Some time ago, on awakening one morn
ing, found that I had rheumatism in my
knee so badly that, as | remarked to my
wife, it would be impossible for me to at
tend to business that day. Remember
ing that had some of Chamberlain's
Pain Balm in my store sent for bottle,
and rubbed the afflicted parts thoroughly
with it, according to directions, and with
in an hour l was completely relieved
One application had done the business
1t is the best liniment on the market, and
I sell it under positive guarantee. R.
Z. Harris. For sale by.A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10

How is it that you have so few deaths
on your hands, doctorH That's easy
enough. When find have bad case
order the patient to take trip abroad
.Blinks-Say, Jinks, people are saying
that you lived out West under an assumed
name.
Jinks It's lie, an infamous lie, sir.
You where known there as Mr.. Jim
son, weren't you?
Jimson is my real name. Ny present
name is assumed.
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CONNECTIONS.

ALBUQUERQUE-A. 4. & s. F. Railway
for all points east and south.
ASH FORK-Santa Fe, Prescott & Phoe-
nix railway for points in central and
southern Arizona.
BLAKE-Nevada Southern Railway for
Purdy and connection with stage lines
for mining districts north.
BARSTOW-Souther California Railway
for Los Angeles, San Diego and other
California points.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Pacific Company for
San Francisco, Sacramento and other
northern California points.
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The Grand Canon Of the Colorado

the most sublime of natures work on
earth, iudescribable, can easily be reached
via Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs
on this road. To the natural bridge Of
Arizona and Montezuma's we'll you can
Journey most directly by this line. Oh.
serve the ancient Indian civilization Of
LaQuna or Acoma, "the City OF the Sky"
Visit the petrifed forest near Garlic
See and marvel at the freak of Canon
Diablo. Take hunting trip In the mag
piacent pine forests OF the San Francisco
mountains. Find interest in the ruins OF
the prehistoric
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Cave and Cliff Dweliers.

View the longest cahtilever bridge 10
America across the Colorado river.
JNo. j. BYRNE,
Gen. Pass. Agt., Los Angeles, Gal.
@. H. SpEERs,
Asst Gen. Pass. Agt., San Francisco, Cal.
H. 3. Van SLYcK,
Gen. Agt., Albuquerque, N. NJ.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10

young Haffed has an ambition to be
elected to the state legislature"
"Preposterousl Why, he hasn't even
learned how to box.."-Chicago Record.
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THE NEW MEXICAN.

Daily, English Weekly and spanisl
Weekly editions, will be found o.
sale at the following news depot'
where subscriptions may also b
made:
a. o. Teichman, Cerrillos.
8. e. Newcomer, Albuquerque.
B. 7. Link, Silver City.
J. B. Hodgen, DeminE.
o. o. Miller, Hillsborough.
B. Daley, East Las Vegas.
I. r. Allen, Las Vegas.
San Felipe, Al buquerque
Jacob Welt mer, City.
FLETCHER D Arnold. Bland, N. i.
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Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars

No change is made by sleeping car pas
senpers between San Francisco, Los
Angeles oiessn Diego and Chicago.
The Atlantic l. Pacific Railroad, the
great middle route across the American
continent, in connection with the rail
WAYS of the "Santa Fe route" Liberal
management; superior facilities; pic
turesq ne scenery; excellent accommoda-
tions.
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Mrs. De Flatte-- What in the world has
got into yonr friend Lawnmow? he
used to be model of correct department
but now he is actually profane.
Mr.. De Flatte-I'm sureI don't know.
He has moved into the suburbs, and
Mrs. De Flatte-Poor man! No won
der. Has to catch trains.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10

To Las Vegas Hot Springs and return for
the opening of the "Montezuma," rate
t1.S5; date of sale June 10 and -; good
to return until June 20, 1885, Parties
Wishing to remain as guests at the Monte
.zuma can have their tickets extended for
any reasonable time. H. 3. LUIS.
Agent.
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WESTWARD STATIONS EASTWARD

Arrive Los Angeles 9:35 a. M; $3.50 p.
m. Leave Los Angeles at 700 a. m; 500
D. m.
Arrive San Diego 1913 p. M; $3.50 p.
ms Leave San Diego at 2:15 p. m.
Arrive at San Francisco at 9:15 q. m.
Leave San Francisco at 900 a. m.
*Every day but Sunday.
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Emil of Businesa.

"Do you belong to the Law and Order
society, MAJOR"
eyes, sir. Got anybody you want
lynched"- Constitution
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Feeling Good.

Feeling Good.
SIS Chatter going to sue the trolley car
company for damages since his wife was
injuredS'
'"No; he's going to pay them big sum-"
"What fors"
ellis wife hasn't been able to talk since
Chicago Inter Ocean.
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Not an Alchemist.

Mrs. Marquette-Will you change these
eggs if they are not freshP
Boston Grocer-I have not the power to
do that, madam. But will give you
other eggs in place Of them.-New York
World
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10

Foreign Tourist-Why didn't your town
authorities fill up those horrible marshes
~ else drain themf
Cltizen-That's the trouble. The Re-
publicans want them filled up, and the
Democrats want them drained, and they
can't agree which to do.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10
A TEST.
The Eheik Tried 1t and Was Convinced of
His Power.

The Sheik Tried 1t and Was Convinced of
His Power.
The mighty Sheik Abdullah spake one
day to the court sage, old Enekazi, as fol-
lows:
"You are always ready to give sensible
advice o Enekazi. Perhaps you could
tell me which Of my councillors is really
sincere
"a very simple matter" replied the
sage confidently II will tell you at once,
mighty sheik, how it is to be managed
Go and compose long ballad this very
day"
"Stop!" interrupted the sheik. "You
forget that l am no poet.
"That's just it, mighty sheik. Go and
write at once long ballad and read to
your assembled councillors"
"But, Enekazi bear in mind that I
never wrote line of poetry In my life :"
$50 much the better. When you have
read the long ballad y your courtiers,
you will Judge of the effect yourself. To-
morrow l will come again and learn Of
your observations
The next day the wise Enekazi entered,
saying:
did you follow my advice, mighty
sheikf"
Certainly"
"And what happened after you had read
your ballad9" inquired the old man, smil-
ing.
"Oh, I was completely taken by sur
prise. One exclaimed that this was the
long sought for ballad of the great poet
Ibu Yemin; another that ] was new
bright luminary in the armament of po-
etry; third craved permission to cut of
piece Of my robe in memory of the event.
full occasion and the immortal bard-in a
word they were in ecstasies and praised
my ideas and my language up to the
skies"
"And what about old Henri Adm"
eagerly questioned the sage.
"Ah, he dropped to sleep while I was
reading"
"TIa ha! What did you conclude from
that, mighty sheik?" said the old man
triumphantly.
'What conclusion could come to,
replied the sheik, with some surprise, ''if
not the same as all the rest-namely, that
possess very great talent for poetryf"
Enekazi salaamed lighted his chibouk
and-held his peace, for he was in sooth q
wise man.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10
Securely Entrenched

Against disease are those who are pru-
Dental enough to renew failing energy by
the aid of the grand certifying agent,
Hostetter Stomach Bitters, which pro-
notes vigorous discharge of the duties
imposed upon the various organs by
nature, and which if impeded or relaxed
speedily bring about their disorder. Di-
gestion, assimilation, due secretion and
direction of the bile and regular habit
of BODY are insured by the systematic use
of this safe, prompt and thorough medi-
cine. Chlls and fever, bilious remittent,
dumb ague and ague cake, kidney COM
plant, sick headache, nervousness and
other inorganic maladies are removed by
it. 1t promotes relish for the food as
we'll as the ability to digest and assimilate
it. The inirmities of declining years are
mitigated by it. A wineglassful before
retiring promotes health yielding repose.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10
Wonders Nayer Cease.

De Writer-The strangest thing hap
pened to me today.
Scribbler-Ehp What was itp
De Writer-I found my plotting pad be-
fore the ink got dry. York Weekly.
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Invest Your Change.

A silver quarter is about as much as
some people care to invest in medicine
for immediate use. Spend this sum for
package of Simmons Liver Regulator
powder. It is the woman's friend-cures
sick headache in the right way, and quick
~, too; Just as good for biiiousness.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10
A Fine Start.

The Critic-How are you getting on
with your new bookp
The Visionary-Splendidly. have the
title selected, and all I've got to do now is
to find story to go with it.-Chicago
Record
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10

Flo-Isn't Ada a lucky girl to get such
wealthy man?
Helen-How do you know he's so
wealthy
Flo-Because she is going to marry
him.-Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10

Having used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy in my family and found it to be
ia first-class article, take pleasure in re-
commenting it to my friends. j. V.
Foster, Westport, Cal. For sale by A. @.
Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10
Still Good.

eyes" said the corn fed philosopher,
sthe rule still holds. Even the high tow
ering theater hat has a woman at the bot.
tom Of 1t. "--Indianapolis Journal.
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A Distinction.

Blobbs-Why do you call one Of your
relatives "aunt" and the other "awnt?"
Slobbs-Well, the other has money
Philadelphia Record.
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Touched.

"SucceSsp"
The pianist tossed his leonine locks back
from his brow.
"Success''-
His fingers wandered aimlessly among
the keys.
els all in the touch"
Persons who had been touched for IS a
seat to hear him play had, bya curious CO.
incidence, arrived at an identical conclu-
sion quite Independently Detroit Trib-
une.
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Evidence.

Miss Summit-Mr. Jagway called on
me last night, and think he had been
drinking.
Miss Palisade-He told me this morn
ing that you looked beautiful.-Life.
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WISE.

Mabel always refuse man permits
sion to kiss me-
Ada-Whyr
Mabel-Because then he is more anxious
to.-Brooklyn Life.
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He Believed It.

Mrs. Peck-This paper says that sea
captain says that in times Of great disaster
women are more cool than men.
Mr. N. Peck-I have seen instances of it.
"You? I'd like to know when"
"When they were getting married. "-In-
dianapolis journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10

Some time ago was taken sick with a
cramp in the stomach, followed by diar-
rhoea. I took couple Of doses Of
Chamberain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy and was Immediately re-
the market for all such complaints.
hive sold the remedy to others and every
one who uses it speaks highly of it. j.
W. Strickler, Valley Center, Cal. For
sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10
The Way Of Today.

Manager-There are only dozen people
in the house.
Modern Prima Donnar-I'l go on and
sing 1t isn't worth while to disappoint
such small audience. -Detroit Tribune.
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Safe.

Miss Pinkerly-I am always glad to go
skating with you, Mr. Tutter.
Young Tutter-Why SO, Miss Clarap
Miss Pinkerly-Because there is no dan
ger of your breaking the ice.-Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10

Looked Like 1t.
Caller-Is Miss Sweetie at home?
New Girl-Yes, sor.
Caller-1s she engaged?
New Girl-Wull, from tn crushed up
look thin big sleeves had phwin OF whit
in to stir tn foire OF shud say she wuz.
New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10

The Husband You are right! It must
be burglars! Where is my revolverS
The Wife-Down in the library over
the desk. You know I tied ribbons on
il for an ornament.
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II was Possible.

Clara-You haven't seen my engage
meat ring yet, have you?
Maud-I don't know. Who Is the mans
--Rrooklyn life
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10
The Uncertainties of y Trying Calling.


"Who is this man who carries dress
suit case in one hand and a pair Of overalls
in the otherp'
Ellis name is Kollum Rates and he is a
very versatile and distinguished journal
ist He is fully equipped, as you see, for
his work on The Morning Fake"
"But why does he carry the dress suit
case and the overalls?'
Because he is doing night duty and he
wishes to be ready for any emergency"
"Well, butt
"Well, how does he know whether the
managing editor will hand him mop OF
pair of opera ticketsl l tell you he's an
all round newspaper man, and they use
him for pretty near everything from wash
ing windows to writing musical criticisms.
Life.
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An Accommodating Friend.

AL ACCOMMODATING TIIUuUs
Vanderchump-Youh heard him call me
donkey, didn't you?
Certainly.
"You will go on the witness stand and
swear to it, won't your
"Of course, with the greatest pleasure in
the world. Texas Siftings.
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Generous.

Mamma-Robbie, did you divide the
orange in equal parts between your little
friend and YOURSELF
Robbie-Yes give him the outside,
and took all the inside.-Chicago Inter
Ocean,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10

Mr.. Finemind-My dear, my scientific
works are bringing me in a fortune, and
We will soon be rich.
Mrs. FineminG-Too bad, now we will
have to associate with lot of nobodies
who inherited their wealth.
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A Mean Trick.

"That Bagley Is . chump."
"Why sof'
"He paid me ten he owed me right he.
fore my tailor. Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10
sUNBEAMs.

Miss Esthete-What was the most de-
lightful sensation you ever experienced?
Mr.. Lakeside me see. Read
ing my first decree of divorce.
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City Editor-A brute named Boggs
killed family of six persons last night.
Great Editor grabbing up his penn
Ia he Democrat or d Republican?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10

Deacon Raisem (suspiciously)-I miss
ed two of my finest turkeys Saturday,
Uncle Ebouy.
Uncle Ebony with dignity)-.I didn't
dine at home las Sunday, sab. I dined
wifi e ldah Black.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10
ATLANTIC & PACIFIC
RAILROAD.
western Division.)
u. W. Reinhart, John j. MoCook, Joseph
G. Wilson, Receivers.)
TIME TABLE NO. 80.

Leave Chicago at 1000 p. M; 1000 p
m. Arrive at Chicago at 1000 P. M; 800
8. m.
Leave Kansas City, Mo-, at ESQ P. M;
200 p. m. Arrive at Kansas City, Mo-,
at $40 p. M; 500 p. m.
Leave Denver at 1l:5O p. m. Arrive at
Denver at 5:l5 a. M; 4:45 a. m.
Leave La Junta at 7:2O a. M; 1910. Ar
rive at La Junta at 1850 a. NJ; 1855 p. m.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10
The Chiefs Mistake.

kEInjun (admiringly Mo like pic
college Man (proudly)-I thought you
Would.
Big Injun-Heap pretty squawl
college Man (wrathfully You old
ksathenl That's portrait Of me when I
belonged to the football team. New York
Weakly.
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Doesn't Cost Much.

Doesn't Cost Much.
Sweet Girl-Papa says you can't afford
to marry.
Ardent Youth-Nonsense. can get
preacher to perform the ceremony for 81.
Sweet Chilean you? How foolish
papa is!--New York Weekly.
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Naturally.

Lieutenant-You say you found Mr..
Register in the street intoxicated. What
did you do with him?
Patrolman-Why, you see we had heard
him spoken of as clubable man.
Lieutenant-Yes
Patrolman-And SO we dubbed him.
Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10

hHu Douy that
result from, un-
natural, pernici-
GUS habits usual
1y contracted in
youth, through
ignorance, is
thereby incapac-
itated to thor
oughly enjoy
life. He feels
tired, spiritless,
Aand drowsy ; his
4sleep isdisturbed
I and does not re-
fresh him as it
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10
BOOK WORK

We are the best equipped esta blishment
in the whole southwest for this line of
enable us to turn out work at the
lowest possible figures.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10
LEGAL BLANKS

We carry full and complete line of all
Legal Blank, including those required
by the Brand Law enacted by the
last legislature.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-06-10

Sandy Hook Shark-I'll teach you to
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