New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-04-23
THE Talk or TIE DAP.

Some one IS trying to invent photographic dcsg
which Will record the speeches OF legislators.
Where the Fatigue Was.-"It must make those
poor horses dreadiuly tired 70 20 running around
tho racetrack,' said the sympathetic woman.
80" replied the guileess man who bets tho
horses are all right It's the man who went over
there with sure tip who Is made tired."-(WaSh-
ington star
BY forcing enormous advances in the price OF
meat the avarc.ous beef monopoly may yet sue
ceei in making hash household word Even the
lowy and unpretentous beef stew IS rising 70 a
new dignity in domestic economy
The Dutch not fond OF lazy people and they
ha ia, very good gay OK eIFHf peFSoh5 VINO can
refuses 70 do SO they put him in cistern. 70 which
This stream flows into the clstern just slow enough
TO enable the lazy person by lively pumping 10
keep the water from getting up over his head
Qlarpers Young People.
.waggs-I see old Holdfast has got tho shingles.
Gaggs-Nes and mark my words. he'll soon have
the whole house
Above the headboarl OF Pats bed was affixed on
the wall nondescript ARRANGEMENT which quite
rcsembled a small inverted saucepan. with hammer
and spring attachment, from which a piece OF Irvine
dangcI 20 within convenient distance of the bolster
What sort OF an arrangement is that, Pat%
asked
sure. an It's an aarum clock" he answered.
Does (, work mechanically
In coorse * d.. sor. It's devil bit OK ting 81
have ter 30 all but pull the stirring an IT wak,
me up in Juffy'-oRiehmond Dispatch.
That lions prefer tights skirts is apparen; from
the tenor Of an interesting interview with carl
Hagenbeck in The London Daily Graphic" For
Mr. Hagenbeck declares that during period OF
forty-three years he has only had one accident n
his business IL caused by one % his female
performers entering the lions den With new dress
on The lion had always seen her wiki tights. and
not understanding what the dress WAS, biz it TO
satisfy his curiosity. Unfortunately. he included in
the mou,hful portion OF the wearer. inhlcting
severe injuries upon his fair trainer
"You oppose every movement Of woman IN poli-
tics" said the fair lobby ist and you speak sheer
ingly OF the new woman. Are YOU mlsogyn.st?'
IN no, replied me repreSSentatiE" from Esy p',
scratching his chin. I'm blml t1lllst'-(Chcaso
Tribune.
one Of our London contemporaries gravely
nounces in the shape ot a Geographic dispatch tina,
an American cruiser has been ordered TO Bayreuth
(slcl in connection with the Armenian troubles. Il
may be hoped that II the United States man-of-war
IN question ever succeeds IN complyng with this
order and in sailing over hill and dale more than
lcoO miles inland to "Bayreuth." the widow OF
the famous composer, Richard Wagner will
deavor retain our ironclad for use in the produc
ton Of her husbands opera. The Flying Dutch
man"
succlnct.-"Now," said ii Hung Chang let us
"Gertainy, replied the NIkaio; that's very sim,
pie. The terms OF the treaty are cash. wv ashlng
ton Star.
At luncheon given by the leading woman's
club OF Philadelphia the toast The New
Woman" was introduced by the following strictly
trus anecdote: Several women were nominated this
year FOR places on the School Board and the
women OF the city made strenuous efforts 10
their election. In one district lived voter
named Muigan who said to have some small
influence in his political circle. and who had de-
clared himself opposed to letting women In"
So two OF the volunteer workers went TO his house
hey 1la i'm, fbar
OF thinking. They rang the bell. and the door
opened by ponderOus. red-faced woman. who
proved 10 be Mrs. Mulligan and the following CON
versaton took place: us Mr.. Mulligan n%' "Phat
do yez want wild him." I'VE would like 70 speak
10 him on business" cant yez shpake IL 10 me?'
I'VE would rather see him. IL We may" Where
upon after deliberately cycling them from head to
foot. she called 'Mulligan. come in here! There's
two women wants TO see ye." Mulllgan appeared
and the visitors introduced their subject by IA
judlcious ausion to his wide influence and their
desire the support OF all Intelligent voters
and after expatatng on the special Qualification
OF the women who were candidates in his district
felt that they were scoring a point. when d loud
voice interrupted: "Mulligan! Ye can go back!
When he promptly vanished. his wife turned to
the astonlshed women, and, planting herself
squarely before them with hands resting her
hips. said: Now, then. II yeve anything more TO
say to Mui!igan. say it to mel" Their candidate
not elected
story is told OF Cincinnati wholesale grocery
porter who got fooled order In the daybook OF
the entry clerk. Some wanted two dozen
goblets. His order for provisions, groceries,
ciockery and glassware. The entry clerk. when he
came to the gobets, wrote il up ''2 doz gobs" The
porter Ills dual capacity in tho store also acting
as purchasing agent. lie glanced over the morning
orders and started out his buying expedition.
lie was gone 80 long that everybody about the
store was wondering as to his whereabouts He
nnaly turned up bringing with him two dozen live
turkeys Going up To the entry clerk, Henry-for
that Is the porter's name-said: There just look
AT dem. Dere fine ones, amt it,
What In the dickens are you doing with all those
turks? the entry clerk asked In ama2ement
Ny. dose are the best could find on dat order"
What order?'
Wy. dis Won dat calls for two dozen gobblers."-