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The record-union., 1895-12-10
TIE CENTRAL PACIFIC RAILROAD
CoAIPANYS LAND DEPARTMENT

can supply any seeker Of investment,
or any home seeker, with any variety
OF land desired, at lower prices and
on more favorable terms than can be
had Of any other landed proprietor in
California.
The list OF land for sale IN this De.
partment embraces bodies OF from
ten 10 thirty thousand acres, or as
small subdivisions as may be desired
in the form of five, ten, twenty orr forty
acre tracts OF irrigated land.
The record-union., 1895-12-10

FOR SALE-NEW HOUSE AND TWO
lots, fenced and set to trees: a bargain:
IN Oak Grove Tract. CURTIS, CARMI-
CHAEL & BRAND, Fourth and j.
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BOARD AND LODGING.
GROCERIES.

FINE WHITE BURBANK POTATOES.
SOC sack; fine eggs, 2 doz for 45c Cali,
fornia eggs, soc doz; beans, 10 fbs for ? &c;
good cheese lbs for 25c: mountain tutter,
zoe d; mince meat, lbs for 25c: Chico
mince meat, 21a ID cans, Soc; 5-ib pals
mince meat. csc. BEESiEY q son the
up-to-date grocers, at their new store, SIS
street.
The record-union., 1895-12-10

NEW FRENCH DYEING AND CLEAN
ing house-Cleaning, dry-By a new
French process for cleaning all kinds of
crepes, gloves, collars, and furs remain
like new, the shape nor color being
changed. Cleaning, wet process-The
most soiled clothes are cleaned with
cut changing the color; rather the color
is restored; feathers of ali colors curled,
dyed and cleaned. Gentlemens suits
cleaned and pressed, 81; ladies' dresses
cleaned and pressed, 10 cents and up.
Neat repairing also DONE NINE. NJ
DESHAYES, 1903 NJ street
The record-union., 1895-12-10

WANTED-A YOUNG GIRL TO ASSIST IN
Housework. Apply 1895 NJ street. d9.2t*
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THE CENTRAL PACIFIC RAILROAD
COMPANY

has agricultural, grazing and timber
lands. which will be sold for twenty
per cent Of the purchase price paid IN
cash, with six per cent interest for
five years, payable annually in ad-
vance.
The record-union., 1895-12-10

S5G. coo TO LOAN, IN SUMS TO SUIT, AT
CURTIS, CARMICHAEL brands S,
Fourth and j.
The record-union., 1895-12-10

CORNER STORE TO LET-THE EAST
halt OF the FABIAN STORE. at Ninth
ana streets. Apply on premises
The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1895-06-07

GOOD SHOES for and children, at Rock
Bottom prices Don't fail examine good and prices
Good Shifting, &c per yard, Good Muslin &c per ward
Good Cacos, Sc yard, Good Ginghams Sc Der ward
pWe the privilege of following the market in case
of SHARP ADVANCES otherwise prices hold good until our
next ISSUE excepting of declne when we will ALWAYS
give you the benefit. -[Journa1 Print
The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1895-06-07
The Worlds Fair Tests
showed no baking powder
SO pure or 50 great In Ieav.
ening power as the Royal

The art amateur for May has two
color plates-"The WATERING
Place." by ]. Peyrol Bonheur, and
decorative Groups, after Boucher
There are the usual eight large pages
Of practical Working Designs for
Woodcarving, Typography, China
Painting and Needlework. The num-
Der itself is especially one for the
young Illustrator. Besides a lesson
on drawing for Reproduction" bv
Earnest Knaufft, there are manv fine
examples of the mastery work of
Daniel Verge. The frontispiece is
very interesting, being pen drawing
by Thure De Thulstrup reproduced bv
the "half-tone" process. Besides these
+. NJ. Hallowell's Glover Drawing in
Pen-and-Ink," with numerous illustra-
lions, is still continued. Other
articles are "Figure Painting" "Land-
scape Painting" China Painting !"
"Ialks on Embroidery" "Flowers and
Piants In the home," and how to have
"A Cosy Sitting Room and Dining
Room Combined" The number
abounds with spring fiowers-daffodils
vlolets, jonquils, syringa, tulips, and
hlacs. ln"My Note Book" the editor
while praising those pictures which
deserve attention, unflinchingly de-
nounces certain cold masters" which
ne hnds on sale at some of the we'll
known galleries in New York. Price.
80 cents. MoNTAG UE MARKS, Publish
er, 70 UNION SQUARE, New York.
The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1895-06-07
DON'T STOP TOBACCO.
How to care yourself while using

How to cure yourself while using it..
The tobacco habit grows on man
until his nervous system is seriously
affected, impairing health, comfort
and happiness. To quit suddenly is
too severe shock to the system, as
tobacco, to an inveterate user becomes
a stimulant that his system continu-
ally Graves BacO-Curo is a scientific
cure for the tobacco habit, in all its
forms, carefully compounded after the
formula of an eminent Berlin Physi-
clan who has used it in his pri-
vate practice since 1872, without a
failure, purely vegetable and guaran-
teed perfectly harmless. You can
use all the tobacco you want, while
takink Daco-Curo, it will notify you
when to stop. We give a written
guarantee to permanently cure any
case with three boxes, or refund the
money with 10 per cent. interest
Baco-Curo is not q substitute, but a
scientific cure, that cures without the
aid of will power and with no incon-
venience. It leaves the system as
pure and free from nicotine as the day
you took your first chew or smoke
Sold by all druggists with our ironclad
guarantee, $1OO per box, three boxes,
(thirty days treatment,) So so, or sent
direct upon receipt of price. SEND
SIX TWO-CENT STAMPS FOR
SAMPLE BOX, BOOKLET AND
PROOFS FREE. Eureka Chemical
& Manufac turing Chemists, Lacrosse,
Wisconsin.
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contracted. Ask your drug
gist abont HaCO-Curo.
1t is purely vegetable. You
do not have to stop using to-
bacco with BaCO-CurO.
The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1895-06-07
A RETIRED BUSINESS WOMAN.
A Page From Her History.

The important experiences Of others are
interesting. The following is 10 exception:
81 had been troubled with heart disease p
years. much OF THAI time very seriously. For
five year; L was treated by Cac physician con-
tinuOusly. Iva, III business. but obliged to
retire on account Of my health. a ply
stefan told my fr:C1tis that | CCuid nos live IL
month. My feet AID limbs were badly sw0l-
len, and | was indeed III = serious condition
when a gent 2n3n directed ny attention 10
Dir. Miles New Heart Cure, and said that his
sister. who had been aiiict Cd Win Heart dis
ease, had been cured by The remedy, and was
again a strong. I,'1ii3:- V;C..?., =. ri:TC haScd
q bottle OF the Heart GC"2, G:3t il les than
an hour after t"i-iAF he ! : could
feel decided il: rr0Yc..;c:!: go alton
of my b.OCi. Wilcn had taken tree cases
could move my ankles something 1 rae not
done for months and NY limb had Eecn sw0l-
len so lon. hat they seemed aitGO:: III, rii:cd.
Before | had tai10n one bottle Oi he New
Heart Cure the s;FctIin.: had al some down,
and was so much Better !hat did my own
work. On my recommends len six q: hers are
taking this V1igin.n i54Yn@dT Mr.. Morgan,
500 W. Harrison ii. Chicago Iii.
DIR. Miles New Heart Care. Il discovery of an
eminent specialist iii heart disease. is sold by
all druggists on . positive guarantee, OF SEM
by tll,,Dr HIiies Medical Co. Eiihart. Ind, on
receipt OF price, : pei; bottle ST; bottles for
S. express pr";;aid Iii; positively free from
all ODia c5 C:t'.''i -t2",'fS ti;'.I':.:
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-01-31

.ef'sd ihat,he preisnt emergency cou "a
readily DO met by Issuing bonds Of such
simple and convenient form tia. they
would be taken by the people a. well as
5yI The banks, thus bringing tho great
labor savings In the savings banks TO
the rescue Of the government.
Ir. Vest lent a personal interest 10
,he debate by:.dcclaring that the PreSl.
dent wac seeking to mako Congress.
accessory 10 Welding OF the simple gold
standard on tho people. The senator
assorted with drAmatic emphasis that
be had thus far held his peace. but that
there must now DO a separating OF the
ways between him aud the President.
Mr. Hill, Dem. n, W also spoke
briefly, expressing the belief that Con.
Rress would speedily aid the admins.
sratlon II tho latter would make known
what It actually wanted.
Mr. Walcoti, (Rsp. Colo..) and Mr.
Stewart, Pop. New. added their views
on the situation.
Tho senate spent tho rest Of tho day
10 executive session on tho Japanese
treaty, which was ratified.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-01-31
KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the worlds best products to
tue needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health Of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of perfect lax
alive; cfectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevcrs
and permanently curing constipation.
Ithas given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
ncys, Liver and Bowels without weak
cning them and it is perfectly free from
every Objectionable substance.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in SOC and 81 bottles, but It is man.
ufactured by tho California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup Of Figs.
and being well informed, you will NOT
accept any substitute II offered.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-01-31
PACIFIC FUNDING BILL
Causesa Vigorous Arrangement OF the IIli
/. LIZ Mr.. unrrla nj kan.n.

Causesa Vigorous Arrai gum cut OF the I,Ili
By Mr. Harris, OF Kansas,
WASHINGTON, D. c., Jan. 90.-The
house to-day entered upon the consid.
Grafton OF the bill to fund tue debt due
the government from the Union Pacific
and Kansas Pacific railroads with three
per cent fifty year bonds. A special
order was brought In, giving to-day and
Tomorrow for debate, but tho opposi.
lion 10 1t was so intense and deter
mined that compromise was forced BY
which the time for debate was extended
one day. Mr. Reilly, the CHAIRMAN OF
tho Pacific railroad committee, con-
aumed most oil the remainder OF tho day
with-the opening arguments in favor OF
the measure, which included detailed
history OF the roads and their indebted
ness, an explanation OF the bill and the
advantages which would accrue to the
government in tho event OF Its passage.
Mr.. Harris, Of Kansas, made tho only
other speech OF the day. He was bitter
ly opposed to the bill, claiming 1t would
allow tho "scoundrels" who had plum
dered the road and government, who
had debauched public morals and public
mon, to keep thir ill-gotten gains. He
preferred to sce the government take
charge OF the road, rather than that this
should happen.
Tho house then adjourned until II
o'clock tomorrow.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-01-31
01rs. Gould'- Illusion.

New YORK, Jan. 30.-Mrs. Jennie B.
Gould, sister-in-law Of Justice James
Richards, OF the superior court. OF Bos-
ton, Masa., is prisoner in the Jefferson
police station. The complainant
against her is her brother, Alfred r..
Bricheran, an artist, who lives at
southampton, L. l. Mr.. Bricheran
asked that his sister be committed to
the commissioners OF charities, and cor
rection ior examination as to her sanity.
Mrs. Gould came from Boston on a
visit to her brother. Since her arrival
she has been ordering vast quantities oil
clothing and dry goods at various stores
in the city. She has delusion that she
is extremely wealthy and has mission
to buy clothing for the poor Her hus-
band is in the hospital at Washington,
D. c., suffering from broken leg.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-01-31
W. L. Suzum's Funeral.

NWrIuI DBDdlcI 70 nc InIeIIgtNccF.
FAIRMoSr, W. Va, Jim. 3O.-The
funeral cortege Of William L. Nuzum
was one OF the most imposing seen here
for long while. an unusual large mum.
Dor OF the members OF different orders
being in line. The religious services
held in Canton armory were conducted
by Rev. John I. Foster, OF Bellaire. O.,
assisted by Rev. W. l. Canter, of Farm.
ington. Mrs. Nellie Sweeney.palmer.
OF Wheeling. sang abide With Nc" in
a touching manner, after which the re-.
mains were taken in charge by the Odd
Fellows and buried in Woodlawn GENE.
terry with the funeral services OF the or.
der, conducted by Graud Master John
A. Book.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-01-31
iavorably On ,snale bIII %, 70 reli.r.

favorab'y on senate bill %, to relieve
the surislles on tho bond Of ]. A. viii.
hanson, ex.shsrif Of Barbour county !.
and house joint resolution II. rela.in.
TO the disbursement OF the $500 40.
propriated By the last legislature for
copying land grant books OF Virginia.
The committee on claims and yrIey.
anees reported iayorabIy on senate bill
3. providing for the plymsn. Of certain
military claims, and senate bill -.
amending the act establishing the
school district OF well.burg. =
Senate bill, 95, amending the act 10.
eating state board OF teachers exam.
iners; 40, providing for a preparatory
branch OF the state university at Mont.
gomery; G5, amending the charter OF
We!lHburg, were advanced TO third read.
ing.
Senate bill Il, establishing a girls in.
hnssrial home, was Inado special ordor
for $3.50 Monday.
Senate bill lOl. providing for l5.cen,
general aud 20-cen. school levy, wa,
advanced to third reading at the after.
noon session. Adjourned.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-01-31
JAPANESE TREATY RATIFIED.
senator Sherman Speaks on tho Finnnca
Situation and Attacks Free Silver,

senator sherman Speaks on tho Financial
Situation md Attacks FREQ Silver.
WASHINGTON, D. O., Jan. 80.-The
session OF the senate to-day was un-
usually eventful in giving expression to
the intense feeling which has been
aroused by the financial question and
to the apparent hopelesBness OF arriving
at o solution.
Mr.. Sherman, Of Ohio, spoke for the
first time since the new phases of the
financial situation were presented. He
charged the senate 10 take the subject
from tho financa committee, where the
task OF framing a bill. he declared, was
hopeless, by reason Of tie. Mr.. Sher-
man arraigned the advocates OF FREQ sill.
yer for pushing their demands to tho
point Of paralyzing legislation. He as.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-01-31
The Proceedings Regular.

CHICAGO, Jan. 3O.-Replying to the
criticism OF his proceedings in the ap :
pointment OF receivers for tho Whisky
Trust, Judge Grosscup said in an inter
view to-day that the matter waa con-
Quoted in regular form. Both factions
OF the concern, he said. were repre-
scented at tho hearing. There was no
attempt at suppressing the proceedings,
as the papers were on file in regular
form all day Tuesday and could have
been seen by any one who desired.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-01-31
VIZ Do The LATTER !.

BSnenting our customers IN two ways:
Fiat, by giving them unheAid oipneet on
what odd things We have now, and rec
Oudly. By showing nothing AZ the begin
ming Of the next season but new and deSit'
able shapes,
size. We will Eiyo you Shoes from Oso 10
81 DS that s0ld for 81 IS 70 800
We'd Ike 70 have you sec ihen, Ike 10
havoyou bug them. Well give you oh Aners
gu the Plano just the same As on regular
SoodA
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-01-31

srh! pJodeh 10 NJ iritrig1H'.
Cu,uLr,roS, ". Va, Jan. 3o.-What
81, probably the best speech made IN
,i,her house at the present session was
,b,, Of SIr. Harding, OF Randolph, to.
d,y on the passage Of tho Gettysburg
,,spur,en. bill. He announced that
no like David b. Hill, was "a Demo.
tr,,,n and would .ako special pride in
Voting with his party whenever party
,duciple wa, involved. But he said II
,gorded him more pleasure to yoto for
The bill than 10. any other measure be-
,,,e the house. He would disgrace
himself as Confederate soldier
II be voted against monument
Iot tho boys in blue, who
,tood before him on the heights at
C;s,tysburg. He knew tina. every ono OF
tbs1i would accord to him the credit Of
bslIoying BIO wa, right when he wore the
nav and he was proud to accord the
,.u,s credit to them. That many OF
,hsm fell fighting for the flag they
loved, the stare and stripes. the banner
Of our common country. only enhanced
HI, ,s.pec. for them. IIo would like to
honor them more, and in paying the
pr.seu. poor tribute to their valor and
devotion to their cause, he felt that
much was still due.
When tho war ended no ceased fight
iny the government, and he felt now as
he hoped every one else felt, that the
question OF secession was elernally aet-
lied. III unnecessary to say his gener-
Qua expression was greeted with hearty
applause. n
There was only one vote against the
bill, that OF Mr.. Bogga. OF Pendleton.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-01-31
Postmnstcrs Appointed.

Special Dispd.ch 10 the Inle,ligen:er.
WAsHISGToE, D. c., Jan. 30.-Pos..
masters appointed: Noher, Kanawha
county, Rice Coleman, vice Noah Cole.
man, deceased; Norwood, Mcdowell
county, 6. W. Howard, vice John Nc.
GraW. resigned.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-01-31

WASHINGTON, D. G., Jan. 3O.-Post.
Offices established: Hardwood, Fayette
county, Will Filovell appointed post.
master; Harris, Randolph county, Dan
lei @. Finn appointed postmaster;
Mary ]. House commissioned poatmas.
tor at Hall
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-01-31
FOR 4 MONUMENT.
~, sul Authorizing It's Erection
Passes the House.
AR glRDIHGSEL0QUEHI ADDRESS

y.,,,l,r It's Pas.sgs-T,ut One al.
,,,.o yo,s-nouso aud Senate Pro.
,..dlng. Yes,ordsy-whAt Oar log.
.lsior. arc Doing at Charleston.
NIL. Passed and New Ones Intro.
duced "A Night Session of tho
House
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-01-31
GEO. R. TAYLOR.

WRAPS AND WINTER GOODS generally in
the back ground, but anybody wanting
Cloth Garment, carried over, at FOUR DOLLARS.
that formerly was fifteen or twenty dollars, can
have one, or new Cloth Garment at Just Half
Price, Fur Garments we would sell now at less
than cost For Blankets and Comforts we Will
try to make prices to suit the customer.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-01-31

ssple'a! Dhnatch 10 The ln,,rtu,ny,
son Wm,AhLEaros, W. Va, Jan. 3o.-The
'AA'e finance committee reported
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1895-01-31
sHoEs-ALESANpeR.
MHICH Is
The Better Plan2

To hold on TO everything EnsIl We hAve &C.
eGnulAieiu great iot Of odds and eudI. and
tryi force you 10 buy toneIhinE that 10
BOT up 70 dAle'
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-01-25

A few days ago the little son of a we'll
known physician was entertaining play
mate at his fathers house. As children
will, they ransaeked every nook and cor
ner of the building. Their curiosity led
them to explore the recesses of a closet i'll
which the doctor keeps his instruments
and other personal effects, among which
is a complete skeleton. The strange boy
was frightened when he first beheld the
grinning remnant of what once had been
a human being and started to run away.
The doctors son, however, had seen the
skeleton often that he entertained for
it only that feeling of contempt begotten
by familiarity, and in little while sue
ceeded in SO allaying the fears of his COM
panion that the youngster began to han
die the thing and rattle its dry bones.
Where did your father get it?'' he final
ly asked.
Il don't know, - was the reply. But
1 guess it was his first patient, for he's
had it an awful long time. Butte Miner
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-01-25

The notoriety attained by the man who
fell in the rapids just above Niagara falls,
and who, just as he was about to be res
cued, shouted, Il will drown; no one
shall help me, y instead of I shall drown;
no one will help me, - bids fair to be riv-
aled by an eccentric individual who fell
into the river at the foot of Fifth street
yesterday.
At this place there is a sign for the ad-
monishnent of small boys in summer
time.
1t reads, ''Ten dollars fine for swim
ming here
Persons who saw the unfortunate fell
low fall into the water thought he was
safe, for he struck out boldly for the shore.
Suddenly he cast despairing glance to-
ward the land and sank from sight. By
the efforts of a number of persons on tho
bank he was saved. He was asked why
he stopped swimming SO quickly.
Don't you see that sign, Ten dollars
fine for swimming hereF' - he gasped as
he was being resuscitated.-
Tribune.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-01-25
After Twenty Years.

He was asking the old man for his
daughter in marriage. He was talking
tremblingly, hes1tatingly, as you read of
in story books, And the scene was full of
color, so far as an irate father and nerve
less young man could make it.
1t came the old mans turn to speak,
and as he began his face was white with
passion, and his voice shook with excite
ment. lyon want to marry my daugh-
ter?'' he said. All, now is the time for
my revenge! Twenty years ago your IA
ther crippled me in a stock deal, and
swore to be revenged! And now my time
has come
He paused for breath, and the aspirant
for the maiden s hand was about to beat Il
hasty retreat in the face of supposed de-
feat when the father broke forth again:
Yes, sir, I swore to be revenged, and
I'll now strike the father through the son.
Want my daughter. eh? Well take her.
and may she prove as expensive to you as
she has TO me. -
The old man dropped into his chair
worn out with the excitement of his plot,
and the young man tainted. gfield
(Mass. Union.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-01-25
DO YOU EAT ORANGES?
Can You Tell the Difference Between One
That Is ..CIriIIed', and Others?

Can You Tell the Difference Between One
That Is Chilled" and Others?
CHICAGO Jan. 25.-Two little oranges
brought twelve physicians and several
fruit dealers into consultation. After an
hour of serious conversation on the sci
entitic points involved it was found nee
essary to perform an operation. This
consisted in dissecting the two oranges.
The recent freezing of one half of the
Florida orange crop, meaning loss to
growers of over $250O,000 was what
brought about the consultation.
No one of the twelve physicians could
tell the chilled orange from the good
one. There apparently was no difference
and the dealers were consequently happy
This did not end their troubles however,
as the consumers declined to be con-
vinced and to emphasize the fact, con-
tinued to man, to buy California
oranges.
They may be all right" one of them
said, "but L don't want any of them"
Good oranges such as are generally
sold for So or 81 may be had cheap now
The price for a box of good Florida
oranges is 81 % and the California
oranges, which at any other time would
be regarded as inferior fruit, is bringing
high prices.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1895-01-25

One foggy night three elderly ladies
stood waiting for bus in Kensington
High street
Presently through the murky atmos-
phere there doomed what was apparently
one of these much abused but we'll patron
lied vehicles.
As it was passing them without any at
tention being paid to their frantic signals
of distress with umbrellas, ETC., one lady
cried out:
Hi conductor stopg'
Much to the amusement of the by
ISLANDERS came the words, Full inside
mum, )" from the burly guardian of the
peace who was driving one of her males
tvs police vans.-Tit Bits.