The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1895-09-20

NNNNNNH N'A 80 a.tANAAAa
would be dcmonotzod."
"Ycs." agreed the man. "the ratio Is
iG TO / I'm favor Of the free coinage Of
passes 20 the summer resorts
"The queer part" observed the wom-
an IN white duck. lis that we all say
We would rather stay at home ana We
are only going for the benefit OF the
children. By the way. did you ever
think what an admirable excuse chill
dren are for cycrything2 All that you
do or leave undone you can lay on
them"
For my part" said the woman In
tho blue dlmity ~ always make II a
rule to travel every now and then for
my husbands health"
"Eh. how ~ thet?" inquired the man
who does not always nnd It easy TO
keep up with the subtletlos Of feminine
logic.
We'll" responded the blue dimlty.
you know he can't get away from his
business but very seldom. After have
been at home for q good while I find
we are boring each other dreadfully.
We are both polite and we suppress our
feelings az well Az We can. but the fact
remains that we know just the same
things. have heard all his stories.
lie is a gentleman 10 the death. but
eau detect by the artificial ring In his
laugh that he doesn't think my Jokes
as funny as he did the second or third
time he heard them. Then | know II
Is time for me TO take trip some
where"
Dear me-" murmurcd the woman In
white. and the man abBonuy lit him
self another cigarette.
yes" wont on the blue dlmity. "ant
when come back have a new lot o.
stories and fresh Jokes, and we are Sc
glad to see each other we positively en-
core our honeymoon"
How very odd" gaspo' the woman
In the shirt waist,
Not Bit" good-naturedly reptile,
the blue dlmity. Did you never shI
asked curiously. suspect that you
husband got tired Of you and the chill
dren and the whole domestic parapher
nalia?"
Good gracious. no." was the re
spouse. why. hos the beat man II
the world. lie puts the children Il
bed and does the marketing, am
doesn't seem to mind now-though h
used to-Fctting up to look under IN
bed for robbers and putting the ca
out"
Exactly" said the blue dlmlty. IAN
don't YOU know there are times whe
he Is tired and worn out and neryou.
when he wishes he could so back I
his bachelor days. when he would Ink
to eat whpt he likes without anybod
reminding him that II viii disagree
with him. when he would like to smok
as many cigars as he wants to, and
feel that he can come homo at any hou
In the morning without a reproachfl
figure asking In n freezing voice !
that you, John?'
Were you ever a MANI asked i
OF the cigarette, with deep feeling
his voice.
NO. / never was" said the Bit
dlmlty: "and ! am not an lmlthtlo
man In bloomcrs. either, Furthermol
am not speaking for the follows wi
neglect their wives and play up to Il
limit at the club. ! am talking OF Il
good, domostlcated Darhios, who new
get an evening out without belr
ohaperoned by their wives or chlldre
In my opinion It's every woman's du
to give her husband u holiday now NJ
then"
The women looked at the blue diml
! In silence moment, then they said:
But our husbands write us no
: lonesome they are when We are gone
POOH said the blue dimity, "wou
} YOU discourage polltenoss? After
) woman Is 20 she should take her col
; pllhents at their face value"
. "You are very odd they repeat
/ again, but the man pressed her hnl
+ ns he bid her goodnight.
3 Would you mind repeating this
! my wlfe?" he asked.
Grandmn's Funeral
A sad-oyod schoolboy approached I
,,,star aud begged leave OF absence