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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1895-03-01

Tor adnnttance.
harrington had an influence over the
rufiian with whom he was for the
time linked. which was partly moral
and partly physical.
It may be doubted, however, II Noels
physical qualifications did" not most
prevail with the man with whom he
had now to deal. for brute force is best
understood and most respected by fell
lows such as. Nicksey; and Darlington
was tall and stoutly built; WAS, indeed,
a muscular and very powerful man.
Restore that chair to its proper
place." commanded Noel; and with a
grunt the other obeyed.
Darlington then unlocked and threw
open the door, and Mr.. Nicksey's ..com.
pany." with some fresh arrivals, crowd
ed, yelling and shouting. into the room.
The landlord, indignant at the riot
within his house. which had been
caused by Mr.. Nickscy, and enraged
that the $50 note, which he had made
certain was about to fall into his
hands. and which had been 80 to
speak. withdrawn when almost wltl.-
III his grasp. was clearly now beyond
his reach, sept for y couple Of con-
stables to arrest the man who, SO short
q time before, had possessed his high
est esteem.
The injured host was determined to
avenge his disappointment and assert
the responsibility Of his establishment.
II left to himself. he had not, per-
bsss r sssssf4ss e. sl Sf s E. hsa
whom Nicksey had 80 tantalixed and
deluded with false promises. and to
whom he had been liberal only In
blows and abuse.
The man whose head had been
praaiep with the chair. having recov-. !
cred from Its s,yypning eirc ST. was. Of
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kFCV CSuts are cured
by Pr: PieEee's Golden Medical Discovery,
even after the disease has progressed SO
far as TO induce repeated bleedings from
the lungs, severe. lingering cough with
copious expectoration lincludipf tubercu.
lar matter), great loss Of flesh aud extreme
emaciation and weakness.
Doyou doubt that hundreds of such cases
renoIted to us as cured by Golden Med
zeal Discovery" were genuine cases of that
dread and fatal disease? You need not take
our word for it. They have, in nearly every
instance, been SO pronounced BY the hest
and most experienced home physicians.
who have no interest whatever In mis-.
representing. them, aud who were often
strongly prejudiced and advised against
2 trial OF Golden Medical Discovery"
but who have been forced to confess that
It surpasses, in curative power over this
fatal malady, ell other medicines with
which they are acquainted. Nasty cod.
liver oil and its filthy "enlulsions'' aud
mixtures, had been tried in nearly all these
cases and had either utterly failed 10 bene.
fit, or had only seemed Ia heneat little for
a short time. Extract of malt, wliskey.
and various preparations of the hypopl,os.
phites had also been faithfully tried in vain.
The photographs of large number of
those cured of consumption, bronchitis.
lingering coughs, asthma, chrouis masai
catarrh and kindred malaAieS, have been
skillfully reproduced In a book of 100
pages which will ~ mailed to YOU. OH re.
ceipt of-Addtesa aud six cents In stainns
You eau then write those cured and Learn
their experience. AddressWoRID's DIspsM.
SARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo. N. n
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The Roosts and warmth.

1t is generally supposed that fowls
do not have cold feet, but they never.
theless often become frosted OH the
feet and lose some of their toes. When
OH the rO0st they settle down upon the
feet and keep them warm during the
night, while the head is tucked under
the wing to protect the comb and
wattles. II the 'rOosts are too narrow
or shaky, the bird must keep its head
out in order to balance itself. The
roosts should therefore be solid and
firm, low to the grornd and broad
enough to permit the bird to sit COM
fortabfy upon It without being in dan.
ger 0f falling OF. and the result will
be fewer Of frosted calnbs, wattles and
feet.
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Go Be Continued.
She Was Lost.

As Mondays afternoon train drew
into the Waldoboro depot a lady witt
an armful Of bundles stepped into tn,
car aisle. Just then the door ut on,
end Of the car opened and the brake
man said:
"Waldoboro! Waldoboro!"
The lady immediately started dotr
the aisle In that direction. When sh,
was fairly ag0lng. the doer at the
other end Of the car opened and thu
conductor saidi
'Wqllob0ro! Waldoboroi'
The lady stepped, bewildered, ani
looking A0pelessly from one end Of thu
car to the other, cried out:
(which end? Which endY'-Rock
land Corier. Gazette.
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,Jimson-Sad about poor Keely,
wasn't 1t?
Simson-What about him?
Had the jims and ran up en- the
roof, stood on the edge crying for
'Drinkw DRINK"
"Well?"
"Then the wind came aleng and
blew him off,"
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filled tha room, and who were shouting
and gesticulating to each other and
to themselves. received them.
Next, Darlington requested few
private words with the cOnstabies and
said to them, 1.-The man Is certainly
tipsy and noisy, but the blows he has
struck were necessary for fJB defense;
and. as I have no doubt that you are
willing to listen to reason"
And as this was said each Of the con-
stables felt crisp bank note crack
ling in his hand.
And Immediately both Of the c0nsta-
bles, turning sharply on the landlord,
began to abuse him for having sent for
them, and gave it as their opinion that
the man they had been expected to ar
rest had been very much Ill used, and
II the landlord did not conduct his
house more respectfully they would re-
port him.
The landlord stormed and the com
pany groaned with Indignation; and
the man with the broken head had no
hesitation in saying that justice for
a poor man was entirely out OF the
question.
Send for doctor!' shouted Nick
| bcy. IL puys
Darlington slipped a note into the
landlords hand and the worthy host
saw at once that the people who had
melted him to arrest Nicksey were the
ruin of his house. and threatened them
that those who had not quilted his
premises within the next two minutes
should be given to the constables In
stead of the man they had 80 shame
fully ill-treated and maligned.
| And before one minute had expired
all had skunk away, driven forth by
the constables.
And after the triumph thus obtained,
Nov we will have night Of it!' cried
Nicksey, rejoicingly.
YES" said Darlington, II will take
YOU to your home and there we will be
m ,rry.''
But Nicksey utterly repudiated the
idea Of going home; he knew another
tavern, frequented only by respecta-
BILE people, like himself-no rinf-raft-
and he would 60 there and nowhere
else.
He should go Just where he pleased,
Noel told him.
And 1 must have coach!" shouted
Nicksey.
MY coach Is waiting ut the door,"
said Darlington.
And there must be six horses to it,"
cold NioLonv. .TS11 ,,ox,fs
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The chef Of the shorelam, in WASH
ington, does not disJain to mix three
soups together TO obtain new article.
Whether from cans or not it is not
stated hut the "blend" which lie makes
Of pea soup, tomato soup and Julienne
iS called Potage MOngOl.
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Touri.t. of tn. Futur..

T0uFIbtb OF the Future.
Little Dot-I wonder II they will
ever make flying machines that will
go.
Little Dick-'Course they will, and
they'll go bout thousand miles an
hour. An Englishman can leave Lon
don after breakfast, fly over to this
country to dinner and be back home
writing a book about America before
supper.-Good News.
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Axoiaine a.s.icio..

Miss De style-Horrors! Why hav'
you adopted 4 GraceF's scale and I
yard atlqk a. our coat.ef-arms2
Mrs. De 6tyle-I wish people Il
know that our money was made II
honest trade. Otherwise they nigh
suspect that your father or GRANDPA
ther had been on the police force
New York Weekly.
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Good Advice.

Anxious A1otiieI>=sly son is troubled
with a weakness in one OF his legs.
Doctor-How old is your son?
"He IL tWenty-one years old"
"Perhaps the bsst way would be for
YOU to call on the girl ann ask her to
SIT on the other knee for a while.
Or. you .aight insist on their getting
married. and then she would quit git
ting Oh his lap altogetllaY.n
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VERY Chic.

Mrs. Jinks-Don't you think my new
bicycle costume rather chic?
Mr.. Enthusiastically. Your Shout
ders seem to spread out like wings.
and your-er-seem to be walking OH
drumsticks.-New York Weekly.
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low's ThisS

Rew.s TAhs
We Offer One Hundred Dollars reward
cured By Halls Catarrh Cure.
J. j. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, O.
We, the undsrsigned, have known +. J.
Cheney for the last Is ysGTs, and belisvs
him perfectly honorable IN Ill business
transactions and financially able to carry
ont any obligations made ~ their arm.
Wnsf 3 TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, o. WALDlNo, KINNAN q IAlyn,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halle Catafrh Cure u taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces Of tho system. Testimonials sent
freS. Price TIC. per hottie. Sold By ~
Druggists. .
Halls Family Pills, 2Sc.
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an. tho most yociferous In demanding
Justice against his assailant.
Nicksey's eyes fell upon the two
constables and recognized them In an
instant; no deceiving him where con-
stable was concerned; his experience
that way had been very extensive and
generally very unpleasant.
"Halloa!" cried Nicksey; whats all
this; isn't q gentleman to be allowed
to amuse himself"
"Oh, yesr' responded one Of the con-
stables, come along and amuse your
self in the roundhouse!'
Destruction was threatened to Bar
rington's hopes; IL It were possible to
prevent 1t Nicksey must not now be
made q prisoner.
Look ye here!' shouted Nicksey.
"What's the damage? Ill pny"
/ VVlkh ..nA $I,o Non ato j.
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A dog with wooden leg Il one Of
the curiosities Of Waverly, Nd. It ID
pug dog belonging to John Eeaeso.
Of Brady avenue: 4Aa dog lat pazi
Of hia forsleS while investigating the
mysteries Of an electric car. Mr.. Re.
clesdn measured carefully the Length
Of the dogs leg and made Q stiek 70
at the stump. The dog has become %.
customsd to the strange appsndasG.
and runs about - taaly and a. ~
ur.l1! Z. n. tn!'sstss tsfFsaaa q \ y
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I'm to Old Tricks.

Ontume-I remember when ] used to
got thrashed for going fishing, and
then lying about 1t.
Mrs. Ontune-lt didn't do you much
good, apparently.
Ontume-Why not?
Mrs. ontume-Yol do 1t yet.
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Decidedly Not.

Kate-I want to tell Aunt Susan
about my engagement, but don't
know whether can trust her or not
don't want It to get out just vet.
Edith-Trust her? OF course you can't.
You know she makes no secret of her
age, and q woman who will tell her
age will tell anything!-Boston Trans
cript,
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The waste. of siberia

Are mot more barren of comfort than the
waists of those who suffer from dyspepsia,
from liver complaint or from kidney trouble
But In Hosteter's Stomach Bitters thev can
matte. the neuralgic, tn. feeble and the old.
Use with persistence this remedy with q
career of over third Of o century. A
wtneglassful three times day.
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they were FlnYin9'
Mamma-"Yau and your little visit.
ors IRE doing nothing but sitting
around and looking miserable. Why
don't you play something"
Little Daughter-"We Is playing"
"playing whaty"
Eve is playin' that we is growed
up" Street & Smiths Good News.
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An Experien,e..

81 had a ride on cable car the
other night" said LarraDee, "and III
never play dice again."
What's that got to do with it;''
II know now how the poor dice
must feel when they are being ratified
around In the box" said Larralec,
with a grimace at the recollection.
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Friend from Gross the bridge
Pushing your baby carriage, old man,
l see. Got o new baby since you
moved over here, Ell?
De Ruyter newspaper man late Of
New York)-Yep; had to get out q
Brooklyn edition, you know.
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The lGoaer. Invalia

anu Av1oEA Amv0M0
Has tastes incidentally. In keening with
other luxuries. A remedy must DO pleas.
antly acceptable In form. purely whole.
some In composition. truly beneficial IN
effect and entirely free from every objec.
tionable quality. II really Ill he consults
a physician; II constipated he uses the gen.
tie laxative. Syrup Of Figs.
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BEaaARY IN NEW YORK.


Professional Desga1s ana TheoS
whose Sslf.Reliancoo IL DroakoA
Down. s..
supt Hebbery Of the charity organisa
ton, enys that indications poiat 70 ths
probability Of smaller demand this
winter than last for assistance. The
demands 30 far fall short Of the mum.
Der at this time last year. There are
fewer beggars on the streets than then,
according to the officers Of the society.
Charity" said MIR. Hebbsca 'fbsssts
the need Of It, and the worst thing yeu
can do for a MAN 10 to make hin do
pendent upca some one else. We
had an illustration Of this here the 9th.
err day. A foreigner Of some education
who has had three children in the pub
lie institution at an annual cost to the
community Of several hundred dollars,
came to US tue other day to say that
he'd like to have his wife and daughter
cared for. Knowing the facts In the
case, we told him they must 60 b the
island. He cheerfuly assented to thiS,
and said, as he showed dsllar, that
for himself as he had q little MONEY,
he'd stay in the city.
"The demand for charity this winter
will be something above the Normal,
but not very greatly %, because there
will not be 20 many distributors Of
free food and clothing to attract the
Idle and needy from elsewhere. Where
tho body is, there win the eagles b
gathered together. As to beggary Of
the professional sort, 1t will flourish a.
heretofore unless active measures are
taken to suppress 1t. Beggary Is popu-
lar In New York, and the public likes
to be fooled. This is proved by the fact
that begRars haunt the same spots day
after day or night after night, obtain.
Ing on the average about 90 much cv.
cry two or three hours. These bsggars
must accost the same people many
times over. 1t is positive evidence
that man is professional boggar
when he Is seen begging day altar day
at the same place. II persons who zee
such things will promptly report ,heM
to this Office. the society viii .end an
otficer to arrest the impostors. Com.
paratively few prisons do 50, Dartly be-
cause It 10 less trouble to give y man
a small coin on the spot, partly b.
cause most men feel that the man vhs
stoeps to beEgary must be in desperate
1T seems to me, however, that beg.
gary 10 decreasing rather than lncrta1.
Ing In New York. I ana inclined to
believe that there Is less than there
was twenty years ago, and am sure
that children are less used 40 q bait
by beggars than they were then. Il
was q cornmon thing twenty years ara
to see an italian women begging, babes
In arms. It Is comparatively rare now
-NewYork Sun.
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1000 BUS. POTATOES PER ACRE.

Wonderful yields in potatoes. os!s,
corn. farm and vegetable seeds. Git
this out and send 5c postage to III.
John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, for their great seed book and
sample Of Giant Spurry. wnu
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women of America,
The Broken Spell.
"Thrown ovcrw

IurOWn OVGr.
The rural lover gazed ut the now
darkened windows of the old red
schoolhouse and wept aloud.
parted forever by one small word!'
He remembered her beseeching
glance, but how was he to know
where tile I'll" came in "Phthisic?
Anyway, there'll be no more spellin'
bees this winter, an IL she kin stand
1t l kin"
Summoning his fortitude, he walked
away.
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Hills-Won by q leg. b. Jove!
Mills-Who? What:
Hills-Rcggy Van Thinbrain. He's
going to marry q ballct-dancer.
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Explained.
Mrs. sassiety-Did you say that
quite a sum was netted at the church
fair last week?
Rector-Ycs, indeed: two candy girls
and a Rebecca at the Wall netted over
three millions.
"Impossible!'
"Fact. I have been called on to per.
form the ceremony in each case.
Town Topics.
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BriggsEWell. did that dose told
you to take scatter your cold!
Braggs-It did, beautifully. When
saw you the cold was only In my
throat, and now 1t il scattered all over
me.-Indianapolis Journal.
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Very Small.

Foggs-I shook hands with police
man to-day, and he offered me only
two fingers.
Boggs-Well, that isn't much Of
drink.
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Proof Mt Hand,

Wool-The doctors tell us that kis.
sing is very unhealthful.
Van Pelt-That's dead right. was
nearly killed once OH account of it
by girls big brother.
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At Intervals.

Professionalism here. Willie.
When am in the parlor with your
sister do you ever peak through the
keyliois7
Willie-sometimes. when mamma
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Sharp.
Tanks-there you've got the
lghs again.
IS tsleepily)-That's 1t. Women
sharp at finding out a thing.
did you hic) know it:
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Journalistic Enterprises.

Gees Cough nalsam
. the oldest end best III III prenk up Cold quick
er thsn anything else. IL " slwssx reliable. Try
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They Were Playing,

could not get along without piso's Cure
for Consumption. 1t always cures.-Ais. p.
G. MOulton, Needhanl, Mass Oct. q. 1894.
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Tue giraffe has tongue seventeen inches
BE- he s, length Of the tongue Of the lady
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Only a Step Between.

.igh-see here! 1 signed that
Of mine Free Lance. You print.
ed the signature Free Lunch.
Edftor-Wllat is the difference? Il
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Shnrn.

''Hauson's Magic Germ Hslvs."
warranted to cure or money refunded. Ask yos1
druggist for 1t. Price Is cents.
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run down In health
and hardly ever en-
joyed q well. day. I
suffered with terrible
pains in my stomach,
breast ind head. I
read In the papers
regarding the wonder
full cures by Hoods
Sarsaparilla and l
thought l would give
tia trial. Ihavc taken
almost Six bottles and
am happy to say that
1 am cured Of those
Hoods SarsaparillN all
good health and making
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Explained.

IT tho baby Is Cutting Teeth.
Be sare and use that old and well.trei renedy, NJ
WINDOWS soorHiSo SYRtr f.s sll4-sn 1ccthjna.
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riHvt0n.
There were already six horses in
Barr1ngt0n's coach, Nicksey was u.s.
sured.
Noel hnlf-led, half-dragged Nicksey
from the house.
II see but four horsesy' roared Nick
sey. There were in fact, but two.
1.-THE others are in waiting round the
corner" Noel said.
Mr.. Nicksey was appeased.
you had better ride on the box be
side the coachman," advised Barring.
ton. And to seat beside Jonas was
Nicksey with much difficulty raised.
And when there: This won't do for
man of propertyr' cried Nicksey, and
clamored on to the roof Of the coach.
Darlington had urged Nicksey to
ride on the box, wishing to spare En-
incline. who was still seated inside the
coach. the horror Of the drunken ruff
fans presence.
Now he feared lest Nicksey should
fall from the roof of the carriage and
be killed.
Drive to the Three Compasses,'
coachey!" shouted Nicksey, now per.
fectly frantic.
Darlington hastily whispered few
words to Jonas Jarvis, who significant
ly nodded.
Then. at window of the carriage,
and speaking to Emmeline:
II must stand on the footboard,"
said Noel. "and watch this drunken
brute. or he will kill himself at the
very moment when he is more than
eyer necessary to U.S."
"Oh, Mr.. Darlington" Emmeline fer.
vently exclaimed, my undying graft.
tude-"
Noel waited to hear no more, but
waved his hand to Jonas Jarvis, who
at once put his horses in motion.
Nicksey shouted:
'em up, I'll pay"
gton, following the coach, was
jump on to the fOOtboard 1--WE
ut he had before Travelled that
len he found himself suddenly
ind very roughly, too.
ian opportunity has been given
resist he was dragged back on
eOotpath, the coach proceeding
ay without him.
when Noel did presently strive
!. to free himself from the hands which
he had 30 Unexpectedly found about
big throat he discovered that he had
to deal with . man az powerful almost
as himself" and who held ON to him
with the rage and thee tenacity Of q
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its earlier stages, con-
sumption is a durable
disease. Not every
case, but a large te,;.
fcntage Of cases. and
we believe, fully %
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foods
Made. Me Strong

II can recommend Hoods Sarsaparilla as
ohssbsst medicine have taken. Twas terribly
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SAs y,rtue e,n.eseA 4. ne.sae =
ne WAisleeS q = Iaaalr -.
/, ..e,,.....A..,.. 1870 ~. ,..... -. 81.
sEsaoee cans ~ nssse -
q my nature" eaid WnlAr1- 0oooo0.
yesterday, but I must confess that =
flshins ono maetn tn sane iaeiAaaAa
:. M. 49,. - !. s-----,..- ~
SA.s1 tAAss - = s.a6 soss 4.
cribs thsf occurrence to mers eaaAeAs
M Sponsor y considered one Of IL
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It is mistaken idea that loud ta.t .4v..
tone to society. e.'"