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The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-09
ALIVE AND WE'LL
After a Dangerous Experience
One of the Multitude of People Who
Have Been Speedily and Perma-
nently Cured by Munyon's Rene
dies Tells His Story.

Mr.. Charles w. Godfrey of Merchant
Vile, N. j.. says: II was unable to
work for even half a day for a long
time because of kidney trouble. What
1 have suffered during that time no
one but myself knows. Living was
prolonged torment. and became more
uncomfortable every day. i tried every
remedy that was suggested, and /
sought the best medical advice, but
could not obtain any benefit. The ply
sicians said / had Bright's Disease,
and my case was pronounced helpless
Finally. in despair. l went to Professor
Munyon, Philadelphia. and began
treatment under the eminent specialist
there. After taking Munyon's Kidney
Cure a short time l began to improve,
and am now thoroughly cured of my
trouble. / can perform my work prop
erly without fatigue. / shall always
remember Munyon with gratitude"
Munyon's HOMEOPATHIC Home Rem
edy Company OF Philadelphia, put up
specifics for almost every disease. SO
prompt and efficient are their curative
properties that any person may be
cured without the expense of a Doctor
DILL The remedies are mostly 25 cents
a bottle. and NAV be had from any
druggist. II you wish advice write
Professor Munyon. 1906 Arch street,
Philadelphia, and he will advise you
by letter regarding your ailment free
of charge. =.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-09

In the opinion of the Inter Noun
tain, Kentucky's republican governor
elect may or NAV not be a goldbug.
At a political meeting held at the
county seat of Woodford county, ten
days ago, this governor-elect was one
of the orators. In the course of his
speech he asked: land when do you
free silverites expect to get free coin
age?" I'm 1896" shouted somebody in
the audience. The local report of the
meeting adds: IAN instant later. and
with a pause before he announced the
word forgotten Colonel Bradley re-
piled: why, my friend. you will be
dead and buried. yes. and forgotten
too, before that comes TO pass The
report adds that these words caught
the crowd" This man may or may
not be for free COINAGE" it depends
whether you judge him from the free
coinage standpoint of the republican
press in Montana.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-09
HER IDEAL.

'The man I marry" she declared,
When she was sweet sixteen,
''Must be young, handsome tall and dark,
A king-and 1 his queen!'
1.-THE man / marry" added she,
When two years more had passed,
Must be one whose devotion fond
As long as life shall last"
1.-The man 1 marry" to her friends
She said at twenty-one,
Must have a father vastly rich
And be an only son."
1.-THE man 1 marry" to herself
She said at twenty-nine,
Must care for me, and me alone,
And give his love for mine"
THE man marry" whispered she
At forty, raising toward
High heaven her hands, must be-must
be-
well-any one. good Lord!"
-Somerville Journal.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-09
Its Bad Endin0.

A horsewhipped husband is on a
hunting trip somewhere in Montana.
so the news in the East is, and an
other ex-actress is the defendant in a
divorce suit.
Early in 1892. Colonel Pabst, son of
the original Pabst. Of beer fame, mar
ried Margaret Mather. 1t was Just af-
starring tour to the Pacific coast. The
marriage occurred in Wisconsin
town; II was a quiet affair, it took the
other members of the Pabst family by
surprise. and the senior Pabst was
deeply offended.
All went well for a time-the current
talk was complimentary TO the mar
riage and to the conduct OF the bride
and groom. although the Pabst fam
lily would have nothing to do with
Gustav's wife. But by and by discord
crept in. and II was whispered that
the actress and her husband were hav-
ing a quarrelsome time of IT.
One day in October the two were
out for a drive. Angry words were
probably exchanged: at any event.
Mrs. Mather-Pabst up with the whip
and struck her husband He leaped
from the buggy. she followed him. Civ
ing him lash after lash until finally
he wrested the whip from her hands.
That is all that Milwaukee knows
about the trouble. except that Colonel
Pabst has brought an action for di-
yOrca
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-09
SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 9. 1895.
Let Him Talk.

The story is that the president will
call Secretary Morton down for an in
lberview given out since election day.
1t appears that Morton presumed to re-
fleet the views of President Cleveland
and that he expressed lively satisfac-
tion over the results of the election.
That the president Will call the Sec
rotary to task is not likely. Morton
has been talking right along. letting
himself be interviewed at every corner.
Besides, several subordinates in secre-
tary Carlisle's department have been
unusually free with their observations
since election-some of them did not
hesitate, before last Tuesday, to let
publication be made of their hope that
the democratic ticket in Kentucky
would be defeated.
And. after all. what other function
has Morton than to talk? His place In
the cabinet was a foolish concession to
the granger craze-there never ought
ITO have been a department of agrlcul-
ture as an annex ito the cabinet; a de-
partment of labor and of statistics in
general might have amounted ITO some
thing. AS 1t is the minister of agricul-
ture has plenty of leisure for talking
politics. Secretary Rusk talked more
than anybody when he was in the Har-
rison cabinet. and saw in himself a
presidential possibility. Secretary Nor
ton was turned loose months ago, by
'the administration. as everybody be-
heved, to talk against free coinage:
nothing was said about calling him
down then-his business was to fire the
farmer heart.
: Mr.. Morton ought to be permitted TO
talk unhindered. If he echoes the sat
1sfaction afforded the administration by
the defeat of the democrats in demo-
cratic strongholds like Maryland and
Kentucky, IT is a faithful echo; and
what is the harm in Letting an other
wise useless cabinet officer keep it up?
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-09
He Didn't Eat { herriee.

An amusing instance of hero-wo-ship
is related in connection with the great
maestro. Paderewski. A lady recently
visiting his villa in Paris noticed a
cherry stone on the mantlepiece, took
possession of 1t. and had 1t mounted
in pearls and diamonds as a relic of
the master. A few weeks later Pader-
ewski met the lady. who showed him
the cherry stone with its elegant set
ting. but madam" said Paderewski,
81 never eat cherries. The one you
found on the mantelpiece' must have
been left by my servant!" How disap-
pointed the lady must have been can
be better understood than expressed
From the Princess.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-09
la Disturbed Turkey.

II years ago the sultan of Turkey
had been clever. he would have de-
vised a little Monroe doctrine of his
own and. by concessions. have per-
suaded the powers TO regard IL with
favor. The powers might have been
induced to go into this arrangement
for the sake Of peace amongst them
selves. and Turkey might have been
kept out OF the entanglements in which
she has become involved in the effort
TO make tributary 10 herself states
and provinces over which. by right or
reason. she should have no authority.
The powers are waiting for the sui
tan's government to act in the mat
ter OF Armenia. BY every makeshift
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-09

vital conditions Of real success are
lacking. Anaconda has good schools.
excellent school houses have been built,
good judgment and liberal policy have,
with some exceptions. Characterized tie
conduct of the trustees. But Anacon-
da is growing rapidly; IN sections OF
the city the capacity Of the schools is
tested: the conditions are those that
preclude the possibility of the highest
order Of work: and something must be
done
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-09
CURRENT HUMOR.

Hell confess / don't quite understand
what a woman means by a confidante.
She A confidante is the first one to
whom a woman tells a secret.-Puck.
The Bride ION the honeymoon-Why,
you only bought one ticket, dear. The
-Groom-By Jovei I never thought of
myself,-Harper's Bazaar.
= Mrs Tempie-Aren't you afraid to stay
In your house alone, your husband being
away 50 much? Mrs. Dacks-Oh, not at
all. The policeman on this beat is en-
gagged to my cook.-Truth.
D. He-What did the doctor say was the
matter with you? She-He said was run
down. What did he recommend?' "Bi-
cyoyle riding" 81 see: that will make
business for him because you'll run other
people down."-Yonkers Statesman.
: II understand that Tillinger and his
bride have quarreled already about to
whom certain of the wedding presents
belong. He wanted two or three things
to take to his office that she insisted
should be allowed to stay at the house"
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Tommy-Paw, why is 1t the good die
young? Mr.. Figg-They don't die young
because they are good, but they stay
good because they die young.-Indianap-
oils Journal.
You can see for yourself that these
goods are marked down." said the sales
man, pointing to the altered price marks.
''They appear to be all marked up" re-
piled the customer, as he looked at the
many oglyphics.-Yonkers Statesman.
This pie" he said, dyspeptically, lis
not at all like the pies they used to give
me at home" NO" she answered in a
voice that was gentle, very gentle. II
take a great deal of pride in my pies"
And then he changed the subject and
tried to be a gentleman.-Washingt
Star
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-09
Things That Are LACKING.

The best educators in the country
will read with surprise. IL not with a
feeling Of merriment. that portion OF
Superintendent Kern's report which
says that several teachers in the Butte
schools have each from sixty-five to
seventy-five pupils under their care.
In the education of children. as con-
Quoted in this country's common
schools. there are certain things that
cannot be done; among other things.
excellence in school work is impossible
when 10 a single teacher so large a
number OF scholars is assigned.
Forty-five pupils to the teacher is a
very liberal allowance.
This is not a mere assertion. is a
statement based on well-ascer;ained
facts drawn from experiences: II is as
well established as the fact that the
Butte. Anaconda and Pacific railroad
cannot proftably undertake 10 draw
forty-five loaded ore cars between this
city and Butte. Possibly some Of the en-
gines could do it. but the haul wouldn't
pay. No matter who the teacher or
how gifted. there is not IN this world
a school where the highest exec ence
is attained with seven:y-Eve pupils to
the teacher: and in these days no
school system is entitled % compli-
ment unless IT ranks right up with
the best
Butte is not the only city we fncw
OF in these parts where sumo Of the
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-09

The Kentuckians are right to the
front with their man Bradley. They
point with pride" to the fact that he
is Kentucky's first republican gov
ernor. they admit that the Cleveland
administration wanted to see him
elected. they assert that he won on the
proposition that free coinage must be
put down, they announce him as
thorough goldbug. and they propose
that he be named for second place on
next years republican national ticket.
The report runs that Governor Morton
and Governor Mckinley took a very
warm interest in the success of Brad
ley-he is the kind of goldbug they
like. The republican press in Mon
tana, strangely enough. rejoice over
Bradley's success. What will these
Montana organs do with this man. who
has fought free coinage successfully.
II he is nominated next year for vice
president?
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-09
CarlrIe a. = Pes.agorur.

A pupil OF Thomas Carlyle has just
died at Montreal Jonathan Duncan Gleig
Findlar was his name. and he used to de-
light his friends with anecdotes OF the
early days when Carlyle faithfully carried
out the precept. Spare the rod and spoil
the child" ''Oh. yes" said the old gentle
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-09
TO ADVERTISERS.

The Anaconda Standard guarantees Its
advertisers a bona fide paid circula ton.
Daily and Sunday. three times greater
than that of any other newspaper pub
lished in the state of Montana Advertis-
ing contracts will be made subject to this
guarantee.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-09

would help us very little and chastise us
very much. His attention was not upon
US at all. but upon what he was writing
at his desk. ! think he hated teaching"
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-09

All general business letters and GORE
spondence should be addressed to the
Standard Publishing Company. Anaconda.
Mont.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-09
NJ. j. CONNELL CO..
BUTTE, MONT.
Genuine Reduction of Stylish and
Durable Union-rlade Clothing

MII Talk about Clothing Sales We onlv know
UII| OF one at the present writing 1t makes us
HILL laugh when we think how easy we separate
you from your money, and how you get the laugh on
us by taking advantage of Tremendous Cut in
Clothing. Closing out sales don't go with you this
season. You can't fool the good citizens of Butte
with the same old song: 1--WE appreciate your pat
ronage in this great sacrifice of seasonable clothing
Come in, bring your friends tell them the good
news You can't help but buy at the ridiculous
prices we are making in the only genuine clothing
sale in Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-09

The Standard has branch Offices at
Butte. Missoula and Great Falls.
The islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1891-1899, 1895-07-04

EDITOR DAY, of the Imperial City
News, is nothing if not enterprising.
Hard times seem to have no terrors for
him and hope apparently springs eter
nal in his breast He has actually COM
menced the publication of a daily
edition of his paper i'm Fairhaven and
1t is quite a creditable one too. The
"Imperiap handle to the name seems
a trifie out of place at present, but it is
to be hoped that Fairhaven is really
destined to become sufficiently imperial
In MIR. Days time to make his venture
q financial success. According to our
thinking he is little off i'm his politics,
and too much inclined to the idea that
the is to poultice, freely applied, is all
that is necessary to give proper stiffen-
ing to the backbone of American indus
try and labor. But however "looney,'
as he calls it, he may be on that or any
other question, We must agree with
him In the sensible conclusion of his
brief salutatory. that ''if each membe
of community will do what he can,
there will be less looking and longing
and more business
The islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1891-1899, 1895-07-04
THE LOCAL PAPER.

Governor Francis, of Missouri, at a
recent convention of business men paid
tribute to the local work of the paper
In these words: each year the local
paper gives from $500 to $1,000 in free
lines to the community in which it is
located. No other agency can or will
do this. The editor, in proportion to
his means, does more for his town han
any other ten men, and in all fairness
with men he ought to be supported,
not because you like him or admire his
writings, but because local paper is
the best investment a community can
make. Itmay not be brilliantly edited
or crowded with thought, but finan-
cially it is of more benefit to the cont
munlty than the teacher or preacher.
Understand me, don't mean mentally
or morally, but financially, and yet on
the moral question you will find most
local papers on the right side. The
editors of home papers do the most for
the least money of any people Oh the
face of the earth"
The islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1891-1899, 1895-07-04

THE Times being the only newspaper
published in the county, we feel in a
degree obliged to print SO far as space will
permit all communications on all public
questions We have no wish to take ad
vantage of our position to place gag upon
the ad vocates Of any school of politics or
economics. Our columns area free forum
for the discussion of all sides of all public
questions. The only conditions insisted
upon are that communications must not
be of unreasonable length, must not con-
tain abusive personalities, and must be
accompanied by the writer's name, which
will not be divulged should the author de-
sire to conceal his identity. The editor
disclaims all responsibility for the opin-
ions of correspondents, whether published
with or without comment. The Times
being first Of all newspaper, newsmatter
will always be given precedence when
crowded for space.-Island County Times.
The above from our esteemed contem-
porary in Island county we most cor
daily endorse because it admirably
states the situation in this county also,
so far as it relates to our position
and disposition as publishers of The
ISLANDER. We do not invite long COM
munications, however excellent, upon
any subject, but we will gladly give
space at any time to intelligent discus
sions of questions of such Importance
that it may reasonably be presumed
that q considerable number of the
papers readers are interested in them.
The islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1891-1899, 1895-07-04

Last June Dick Crawford brought his
twelve-months-old child, suffering from
infantile diarrhoea, to me. 1t had been
weaned at four months old and had al
ways been sirkly. 1 gave it the usual
treatment in such cases but without bene-
fit. The child kept growing thinner until
it weighed but little more than when born
or perhaps ten pounds. Ithen started the
father to giving Cham3erlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. Before
one bottle of the Is cent size had been used
marked Improvement was seen and it's
continued use cured the child. Its weak
ness and puny constitution disappeared
and it's father and myself believe the
child's life was saved by this Remedy.
j. T. MARROW, NJ. D. Tamaroa, I'll. For
sale by all druggists.
The islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1891-1899, 1895-07-04
The big Ferris Wheel.

The Fair Association have completed
arrangements for the construction of a
mammoth Ferris Wheel in New What
com, to be i'm operation during Fair
week i'm September. The wheel will b..
eighty feet high with twelve cars aud
operated by electricity. AS SION as the
prelillinaries are arranged bv the Fair
board, a wedding will take place on the
wheel. 1t will probably be arranged -,
that the first couple making application
to the Fair Association, who must ~.
residents Of Whatcon, San Juan or
Skagit counties, will he awarded the
honor of being married on the first Fer.
ris Wheel operated In the state. Ele-
CANT souvenirs will hn presented tn the
bride and grown NV the Fair 4 ssfm.i.,.
ton. Particulars will be furnished
later. 1t
The islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1891-1899, 1895-07-04
TEACHERS.

The following verses were written by
Judge w. Ii. Tharker. of Friday Harbor.
and read before the teachers of the first
San Juan County Teachers Institute,
June %, 1895, by himself:
This world is full Of teachers, who,
With busy brain and busy hand,
Unnoticed in their quiet way
Make all there is of life that's grand.
They mould the hearts of nations by
Their skillful touches day by day,
AS potters with their cunning hands
In wondrous vessels mould the clay.
They move the millions by their
thoughts,
They are the generals who command
And mass and lead the multitudes
In every age and every land.
Some far ouistrip their age and time,
And shaking off old fogy rules,
And climbing high the mountain side
Are looked upon as cranks and fools.
And so it was with him who woke
The age he lived in from a dream,
And made the worlds great heart TO
throb
And pulsate with the power of steam!
Their influence though unseen is felt
AS feels the nerves the electric thrill,
And moves the masses as is moved
An army by the captains will;
And like the unseen power that guides
The plaEe:s in their wandering
course,
Holds back the waters from the land
And gives the ocean tides their force;
That influence, though unseen controls
The public mind i'll all the lands;
Through institutions, through the press,
Through arts and science, it COM
mands.
Shakespeare and Milton, Bunyan. Swift,
And Bacon, mightiest Of them all,
The world has never found one fit
On whom to let his mantle fall.
They taught as only teachers can,
And left an influence that will grow
Deeper, like channels carved in rock
By some great rivers constant flow.
And We are teachers, though your task
Is but to lead and guide the young,
To teach their faltering steps to walk,
To teach to speak the lisping tongue:
And yet the hand that bends the twig.
Controls and shapes the giant tree;
And We who teach natiou's youth
Control tina. nltion'> d 'tiny.
W. III. THACKER.
The islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1891-1899, 1895-07-04
The Ofheial Paper Of San Juan County.
THURSDAY, JULY 4th 1925.

NOTICE.-The undersigned having
sold the ISLANDER, its subscription list
accounts, good will, and the job print
ing office, in connection Herewith, to
Culver Bros, of Fairhaven, all sub
scription accounts now due or to become
due should be paid to them, and also
all accounts for advertising after this
date. All bills owed by the ISLANDER
or by the undersigned will be paid by
him on presentation. All bills for job
work. legal work or advertising before
June 18th must be paid to the under
signed at ONCE A. j. PAXS0N.
The islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1891-1899, 1895-07-04
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate of Sar h Jane Fleming, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given by the under
signed Executor of the Estate OF Sarah
lane Fleming, deceased, to the Creditors
If, and all persons having claims against
the said deceased to exhibit them, with
the necessary vouchers, within one year
after the first publication of this notice, to
the said Executor, ut his residence OH San
Juan Island, San Juan County State of
Washington. The same being the place
for the transaction of the business of id
estate il, said county.
JAMES VI. FLEMING,
Executor of the Estate of Sarah Jane
Fie'uing. deceased.
w. II. Ti'acier attorney for Executor
Dated this LIST day of June. a. ID. 1895.
First pub. June 9th.
The islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1891-1899, 1895-07-04

THERE is more truth than poetry i'm
the following comment on some of the
causes of Improbable farming: "The
majority of farmers keep too many
horses for the work they have to do,
to many COWS for their dairy product,
too many hogs for the pork they have
TO put i'm the barrel and too many hens
for the value of the eggs and poultry
they have to sell. Are not these reasons
enough why so many cannot make
farming pay? If they can lessen the
The islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1891-1899, 1895-07-04
SUPERIOR COURT SESSION.

His Honor, Judge John r. Winn, will
convene term of Court at Friday Harbor,
commencing OH the Sth day of July ana
continuing for four days to dispose, OF
such Superior Court, Probate matters ana
her business as may come before him.
All parties desiring final citizenship pa
pers may procure them at any time dur
ing the term.
E. Fl. NASH,
County Clerk.
The islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1891-1899, 1895-07-04
Notice to Farmers Association.

The San Juan Farmers Cooperation,
Association will meet at Shaw island
Aug. 81 and 81, for the purpose OF
clearing the grou nds preparatory tn
holding the Fairness Annual Picnic
w. A. WAX HFIELD, Pres.
E. A. TAYLOR, Secy.
The islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1891-1899, 1895-07-04
Coming to Friday Harbor.

B. w. Holloway, The Jeweler, will
be in the Harbor OH Saturday, July 9th
with a good stock of watches, jewelr.'
anu spectacles and will II main at least
a week. He will be gla to see all his
old customers and m;tny new ones
Watches, clocks and jewelry repaired
i'm first class manner and all work guar
a,,tet ID. Work O. orders can be left at
l.. b. Carriers Blue Front Grocery
Store. Spectacles fitted scientifically.