The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1895-08-31
P.1A AND Polnr.

--Cholly-'llow would yon--aw--
| like 10 own little--aw-puppy Miss
Moneyful?' Miss M-"This Is so sud-
den. Mr.. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
| Record.
-Tommy-"Paw, II the lion Is the
| king of beasts, what is the rhinocer-
ous?" Mr. Figg-sThe politician. OF
course. His hide Is two inches thick. "
Galveston News
You look very pale this morning,
| Tom. What has become of your pink
cheelxs?" The mosquitoes took EN-
One OF 'em just drank me all up last
night. Harper's Bazaar.
-Mistress-"Why are you going to
leave?" Coolx-"Well. yer daughter
has so many dudes a-callin' on 'er.
O'm a-feared peoplell tink some OF
thin is a-callin' on me. "-Philadelphia
Record.
-Clerk-'That gentleman you sold
bottle Of hair dye to three weeks ago
was here again to-day" Druggist
"Was he after another bottle?" mo,
sir He wanted TO know II we kept
wigs. Life.
Changed His Location. ~ see Mrs.
Attire has had her late husbands like
ness set in miniature. and wears him
under her chin" "H'ml She wore him
under her thumb when he was alive"
Detroit Free Press.
--"Sir." said the indignant alder
man. ''are you not aware that were
10 vote for your measure, would be
exposed to the condemnation of all the
good citizens In my ward? And that
sor< of thing" he added, lowering his
voice. comes pretty high, you know"
indianapolis Journal.
"A Drawing Card. How in the
world do you expect to get guests
enough at Your summer resort hotel?"
brislxly. ''You wait till you've seen
my advertisement announcing that
half the hotel is reserved for bachelor
guests. Chicago Record.
Didn't Phase Him. $50 you think
You can stand the arduons duties of
the variety actor? You know in our
play we find occasion TO throw you
down thirty-foot flight of stairs into
barrel of rain-water." II think /
can stand It," said the hungry man.
II was tax-collector for three years. :"
No Cause To.--Mrs. Bizlxit-"My
| husband never refers TO his mothers
cooking; he seems perfectly satisfied
with mine" Mrs. Cookzer--"That's
strange, isn't it?" Mrs Bizkit-"Not
TO me. You see. his mother used to
keep the clearinghouse / was stop
| ping at when / mprried him. "--Rox-
bury Gazette.
--"I shall not see you again, my
dear, for some time. / am going on
the continent for couple Of months"
''Indeedi Does your husband go with
your" "No business matters neces-
states his staying in town" "And
doesn't object to your going away and
leaving him behind alone?" "Not in
the least" "Thcn IL you take my adj
vice, as married woman who has had
more experience than you have, you
will stay at home. Judy.
First Athenian Student--'T won
der how Socrates ever happened to
marry that shrewish Xanthippe, any
how?" Second Athenian Student
"Well, I'll tell you what heard. You
see. the old gentleman is so absent
minded always has his head full OF
the mysteries of the universe, and so
on-that when he made up his mind TO
propose. he called on the wrong girl,
and didn't find out his mistake until IL
was too late. "-Harper's Bazaar.
fine fogonip The following OK
PLANTATION is given of the remarkable
condition expressed by the word
pogonip: "This is said TO be n name
given by the mountaineers of Nevada
to sort OF frozen fog that appears
sometimes in winter, even on the clear
est and brightest days In an instant
the air is filled with floating needles OF
ice. To breathe the pogonip Is death
to the lungs. When il comes Indians
as well as whites rush TO shelter. 1t
appears 10 be caused by the sudden
freezing in the air Of the moisture
which collects about the SUBMITS of
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