The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1895-06-05
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

takes effect.
Laziness is much greater thief
than pickpocket.
= The estimated population Of the
world is ], 100000, 900.
Twenty hens will give as muc :
yearly profit as a cow.
He that cometh to want through
laziness, doth not deserve pity.
Many poor devils are rich men
and many rich men are poor devils.
Twenty words per minute is the
average rate at which long hand is
written.
After a man passes 30 he has
more friends in the next world than
he has in this.
1t is great deal easier to jump
out of the frying pan than it is to
jump cut Of the fire.
True happiness ia to be possess
ed Of no ambition for the future, and
no regrets for the past.
Lazy men are the most positive;
they are to lazy to inform themselves,
or to change their minds.
- The lazy manis usually an ideal
man, for he lives on theory, sleeps in
hope, and dies in despair.
= Farm lands in the United States,
taking the country as whole, occupy
only 289 acres in every 1000.
If well could be dug to a depth
Of 46 miles, the air at the bottom
would be as dense as quicksilver.
OF the total working expenses Of
the railways, over 60 per cent go in
various ways to the wage-earner,.
= In the city you attend to. your,
own business. In the country your
neighbors will attend to it for you.
- It is a good plan to remomber
that the only time your friends will
not find fault with you is when there
is no fault.
When you read that millionaire
works harder than any of his clerks,
please to remember that he also gets
more pay.
= Panama is a Caribbean word,
meaning "mud fish" an allusion to-
the abundance Of this variety on both
sides Of the isthmus.
- All the chickens in the western
part of French Guinea are perfectly
white. It is impossible to find one
with colored feather.
1t is strange, though true, that
in Asia and Africa, where grass will
not grow, the most beautiful flowers
and shrubs flourish to perfection.
Make up your mind to be more
charitable for people, and themal, you
hate most will come in while you are
planning where to commence.
"A subscription of 1927 from
each inhabitant of the United States
would wipe out every national, State
and municipal debt in the country.
- It is believed by Cinnamon that
cats meat is remedy for lung dis
eases. L. is served in most Of the
Canton restaurants, cooked in various
ways.
Two electricians at >Gratz, Aus
tria, claim to have invented an ar
rangement by which a. newspaper can
be printed by telegraph in any number
of places at the same time.
= "By thunder" !" said the new wo-
man as she lighted her cigarette<aad
started for the Office, "I wish [ had
thu snap Charlie has, with noting to
do but take care Of the children and
the house"
= There is no similarity Of Lam
guage between the Indian dialects aud
any Asiatic tongue. The only bond
Of Union between them and the ear
lier Asiatic tribes is found in the,
mode of life, implements and the like.
- The most harmonious and culti-
Yated Indian language is said to be
the Araucanian. Such pains are taken
to preserve its purity that even a
preacher will be rebuked by his audi.
ence for solecisms in his sermons.
= Nevada is the most sparsely set
tied State. There are nearly two and
a half square miles to each inhabitant,
next comes Idaho, with one inhabitant,
to each square mile; Montana and
Wyoming each have less than one.
eff you must know, ma am, .
said the doctor, "your husband won't
live twenty hours longer" "Good5
gracious |" calculated the broken.
hearted woman, "and. here you've;
gone and prescribed medicine enough
for FIVE days"
- THERE'S in the Mississippi Valley
system of earthworks extending from
the great lakes to the gulf. They are
of various dimensions and generally
crown the hill-tops, and have defences
and approaches very cunningly con-
trived.
"You ought to be ashamed of
YOURSELF" said the feather-legged hen
to the game one "the idea Of you
trying to crow" ''Anyway," retort-
ed the game hen, with scornful glance
at the others extremities, "anyway
I have not begun wearing bloomels r.
Sometime ago was troubled with
an attack of rheumatism. I used
Chamberlain's Pain Balm and was
completely cured. I have since adj
vised many of my friends and custo-
mers to try the remedy and all speak
highly of it. SIMON GoLDBAUM, San
Luis Rey, Cal. For sale by Hill Bros.
= A feature of the Paris exposition
of 1900 will be a section devoted to
the history of Christianity from the
beginning to the present day, with
representations Of the temple Of Jeru-
salem, the scenes of the life Of Christ,
Pagan and Christian Rome, CONSTANT
nople, and the lives Of the saints.
- Many of the citizens Of Rains
vile, Indiana are never without a
bottle of Chamberlain Cough Remedy
in the house" says Jacob Brown, the
leading merchant of the place. This
Remedy has proven of 80 much value