New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-03-05
THE TALK or THE DAY.

THE Talk or THE DAY
IT is said that Somerset House London. Is very
unhealthy, because of the great number OF wills
kept in It. Many Of these wills were drawn up oy
people suffering from contagious diseases. and It has
been suggested that they he disirfected
And you proposed to her twice before she &C
cePHt( el y'u:'
Not at all When she refused me The The frs; tin.
the chance Of bargain Washington Star '''
n. b McCu.ly OF Bridgeport. Conn., ia a witness
against a man accused Of selling liquor without a
license II testified that he bought a gass OF
liquor tasted it and spat 1t AS he is insured
for 5000 IN the Good Templsrs' order. by whose
laws a member forfelts mis- insurance II he tastes
Intoxicating liquor. ne is in rather unpleasant
position.
Way Johary Didn't Get Any supper-'Papa, what
Down my boy. ie the soft. neeey covering that
iiiga,e.i th.ngs n the worI1'
Then when an elevator drops down sixteen stories
VIVA; makes 1t seem so-ouch! Quit"-'Cnicsso
Tribune.
\ Troy man now in go Caliente. y. NJ. writes
70 The Troy Tinss' about the remarkable climate
and powerful waters Of that place. on three sue
cesSive mornings the mercury Al OJo Caliente indl-
Gated ~ degrees below zero. IS degrees beow and
degrees below. yet by O'Clock these mornings
the thermometer had risen to 10 TO % degrees above.
and during the middle OF the day overcoat vss
superfuous. In fact there have been but four days
I'm several weeks when IL possible to ait n
the house with the door vide open and read or
write comfort The air f. very dry aad crisp. and
when the mcrclry sinks below zero the cold il
not fcl;. But while the climate IL remarkable il
* nothing compared with the waters. which
particularly recommended 20 persons suffering from
.oc0moior atax,a paralysis and rheumatic troubles.
The Trojan writes AMI vouches for the truth OF the
r tsfA ma ceN n n
and .et the water run 1t during the night. and
in the morning Do was found t1at the skin had
completely dissolved. leaving nothing but the hair.
\ person bathing in the water mu4t USE extreme
care and canno; stay in the tub more than fifteen
minutes for the water softens the skin 50 taat
scratches and cuts very easily received
Dick,ns'a Inconsistencies JUS now seem 70 excite
considerable interest. \ .cader of Tine Record
contributes the following from Chapter VIII Of
Nicholas Nlck.eby':
BEFORE BREAKFAST.
Here's pretty 90" SAD that gentleman
sSap Y5hSl5s not much Interested in
the intelligence.
YES replied squeers. You can't wash yourse:
VI" Not y wash myself exclaimed Nicholas
NO. not bit ~ it, reJoined Squeers ;ar;,y. So
YOU must be content with giving yourself a dry
polish ill., We break the ice in the wei ana can se,
bucketful out for the boys.
AFTER BREAKFAST SAME MORNING
Where's the second boy
please. sir he's wedding the garden" replied
small voice.
certed SO he is Bot. bot: t-i-n-b5t;ln; n-e-y,
ney bo,tiney. Noun substantive; knowledge q
p.ant, he goes AMI knows EN-. sudden changes
in tho weather by no means uncommon here.
but we don't break ice In wells and weed gardens
on the morning -tPhilaieipAia Record
The citizens OF Avon Park and HAines City. IA.
/ forty miles distant have decided according 10
correspondent OF The Manufacturers Record" TO
+ build A railroad with wood rails. which are large
enough TO be laid thar they wi. be ha!t-imoeddei
! I'm the sand without other ballast They are 10 oe
held in position by wooden pins inches In diameter
and Is inches ong while the ends are connected oy
plank couplers paced underneath AMI held by pins
Not pound Of metal will be used In construction
a, tha rack Most Of the rails" will be furnished
gratis by property owners along the right OF way
The company believes that In fe" years the tri.'.
vegetable and passenger business over the route VIII
pay for regular steel rails when the others WI. oe
used fer ties small steam dummy Will furnish
| power for the road
Not the Same Thing -"Dh ] UNDERSTAND 'o"
/ say chat your sister was Any
/ Yes thtts what said ,o.
IA she is a ssiesiaiy in a. West SIDE drYg''''
store"-treNas Strings.
..It catches them every time" SAID a Fn"a l'p','
prnter the other day. who keeps copy o' gu
peerage" in his office. Jones VINO. We VII ~
keeps A litue hat store up on CoImoli-'N"' ''"o'
in her. and wants 10 get him up some '''P
design n trademark that he can place upon ms
good. When | show him our regular stocA ~ ne
signs for such "A purpose, the chances are 'h'' ~
will turn Nd his nose at them. Then take Gown
/ .Rurke's Peerage' and turn 10 the proud name o'
Jones where all tn. cres,s % that ilustr!ous 'am
y are duly pictured forth, with their notices anu i"
the record OF their nobility Jones is fascinated ana
Immediately imagines that he is in some way con
n.ct.d with some fine old English family. he picks
o,t the crest that most pleases his eye, ana some
time after IL reappears on his hats In Columo'S
van Ar Z
NJ. my ..urk.s peerage' a really valu able asset
Force of uabit.-"Does the razor hurt your
lis the draught too strong?
No reply. al,
shall / shut the door,?
No reply ,,,
Awful fire last night.
No reply ,.,
shave you pretty c.ose?'
Getting very chilly now"
That was a heavy thunderstorm last nignsF
No reply.
Shampoo
No reply. ,,.,o,
Trim your hair up ittleg
Brl!antine on the mustacheT'
No reply.
BAY rum?"
= No reply. ~. ...~
Then the barber who was AZ i'one n Ms .as We
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