Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1895-10-23
aNausiat Gatherings.

BaF The highest exercise of charity Is
charity toward the uncharitable.
s9~ People with ugly dispositions
may say some sharp but not clever
J things.
R6 Life is too short to take upon
ones shoulders, the quarrels of irate
people.
s9 The pen is mighty engine, and
it sometimes runs away with the
engineer.
R6 Put salt in water to prevent
black calicoes from fading when they
are washed.
p@ "The eloquence of Jesus" said
Oriden, "did not consist in words but
in Deeds"
p4~ There is in society in Egyp,
whose object is to drive foreigners out
of the country.
B9 1t is not enough to keep the poor
in mind give them something to keer
you in mind.
pay A correspondent of Science states
that holding the breath is found tc
control the sensibility of tickling.
nds 1t is with nations as with individ'
uals: those who know the least o1
others, think the highest of themselves
Rsg The atmosphere is so clear in
Zululand that it is said objects can be
seen by starlight at q distance of seven
miles.
HI "Those Thompsons are bad lot
Three out of four should be in the
penitentiary. "What of the fourth? p
"He's there"
p9- "Truth is a good dog" said Cole
ridge, "but beware of barking too close
to the heels Of an error, lest you gel
your brains kicked out"
R9 Ifmen had only temptations to
great sins, they would always be good ;
but the daily fight with little ones &C
custom them to defeat.
Ra The man who is drawn into q
scheme to invest l cent and draw Out
81 may not be fool; but he is in nc
danger from brain fever.
p@ A little borax put into the water
in which scarlet napkins and red Dor,
dered towels are to be washed will
prevent them from fading.
s6e There are only five bedrooms in
the White House. The builders of the
executive evidently wanted to protect
the president from country cousins.
p6 The only way to get through
this world and escape censure is to
take some back road. You cannot
travel the main road and do it.
p9 eyes," said the small boy of the
Latin class, Eyes, lapus may be the
Latin for slip in book, but when
mother slaps US, it means a slipper
g9" When Socrates was asked wheth.
er it was better for man to marry OF
remain single, he answered, "Let him
take which course he will, he will re-
pent of it,"
H4~ Just because a man pays a big
pew rent in city church, you are not
safe in assuming that he does not sand
his sugar regularly every Monday
morning.
B9" Arctic explorers who have found
themselves in the midst of an aurora
describe it as producing a cooling,
prickly sensation, and very exhilara,
ting effect.
pa- The London Spectator says: "a
Socialist is a dreamer who believes
that, given a special scythe, he can
get more hay out of field than there
is grass in it,"
BdsH An independent old lady, speak
ing of Adams naming all the animals,
said she didn't think he deserved any
credit for naming the pig. Anybody
would know what to call him.
s9. A newspaper writer in New
York, who pretends to know, says
that the Chinaman is always truthful
except when he makes a statement.
Then you can stake your last dollar he
is lying.
sd The States are rapidly doing
away with the "days Of grace" law.
Among those where it has been abolish
ed are California, Idaho, Oregon, Utah,
Vermont, Wisconsin, New York, New
Jersey and Pennsylvania.
B9 If another man gets higher
salary than you receive, it is probably
because he is worth more. Employees
do not pick out men to pay good
wages to because they have curly hair
or part it in the middle.
a@ Somehow, if you have patience
imbedded in your heart, there comes a
sort of cheer along with it; and, be-
fore you know what is going to happen,
your whole existence is radiated as
with sunshine.
g9 "Minnie has been in to see me
today" said little fve-year-old, "and
she behaved like a lady" "And l
hope you did too," said her mother.
eyes, indeed, I did; I turned somer-
sets for her on the bed.
pa "No," said the man who stayed
in town, while his family went to the
seashore, 81 have not had any direct
news from them. But they are enjoy
ing themselves immensely" "How
can you tell, if they don't write p 81
read about it in my checkbook."
p9" A bow-legged man was standing
before the stove warming himself. He
grutfly refused to buy paper from a
boy who thrust his head in at the
door. "Say, mister" retorted the in
dignant newsboy, "you're standing to
near the fire, l guess, you are warp
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