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The daily morning journal and courier., 1895-09-17
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 A. c, M., Pittsburg.-Am troubled with functional weakness and nervousness
 Take Cerebrine, in five-drop doses, on the tongue, three times daily, for a week then Testine, in same dose and manner for another week, and so on, alternating for two months. Report, Mir, r. M., Chicago.-Have been bothered for years with catarrh, Am very well otherwise. Take Catarrhlne, according to diree- tions.
 A, c, R., St. Louis.-Win you inform me of some some remedy that win cure pimples and Twice a week take a teaspooonful of Natrolithic Salts in half tumbler of water, half hour before breakfast. Bathe the face in tepid water, adding few drops of benzoin, Avoid greasy food.
 F, S, J., St, Louis.-Take Testine, in five-drop doses, three times daily, on the tongue, Use cold sponge bathing, avoid tobacco, spices and alcohol.
 T. J. McGrath, St. Louis.-Send ad- dress. Give symptoms in full, how long suffering, age will advise by mail.
 M, A. C., Cincinnati.-Send name and address {; will advise by mail.
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The daily morning journal and courier., 1895-09-17
VIII be Delivered in Noremhe,

Washington, Sept. 16.--Owing to the unexpected delay the worlds fair med als will not be ready for delivery un- til the middle of November and the di- pomas until February next
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COMES SUDDENLY.

Ansonia, Sept 16.-Crohan Malvey, an old resident of Shelton, died very sud- denly yesterday noon at his home on Maple street. MT. Malvey had been fail ing for some two months past, but had not been confined to the house.
 The deceased had been employed in the Derby paper mill for the past six teen or eighteen years, He was looked upon as industrious man and good citizen. He was about 75 years of age He leaves wife, one daughter and two grandchildren
The daily morning journal and courier., 1895-09-17
SECOND HEAVIES.
McGTRR KNOCKED OUT.

Sixty-five sports from Bridgeport Norwalk and New York witnessed the fight between Fred McGirr of Bridge port and Lewis Webster of South Nor walk Sunday morning for $100 a side, the gate receipts and the featherweight championship of Connecticut. The fight was in fourteen-foot ring pitched on the turf at Fairfield Beach. Both men were in the pink of condition. In the first McGirr forced the fighting and se- cured first blood and knockdown. In the second a swinging right handler sent Webster under the ropes. He was all most counted out, call of time alone sav- ing him
 In the third McGirr turned to remark to the spectators that he had a cinch." !" While his head was turned he got a left handler on the jaw and went down and remained the ten second limit. As he arose he was groggy and staggered. Webster got in a finishing blow on his jugular and he went out, not coming to for ten minutes.
 Dan Mcintyre of South Norwalk ref creed the fight.
 THE RT. REV. BISHOP WILLIAMS.
 The venerable bishop of Connecticut, John Williams. one of the greatest lights in the Episcopal church in the United States, is ill. He has no particular mal-
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06
"DON'T BORROW TROUBLE" BUY
SA @ %
IT'S CHEAPER IN THE END

Cant you see that fenced in place
over thar
Certainly Looks to me Ike grave
yard
land so it is, and that's where he's
planted You ar speakin OF the last one,
l take it:'
Has more than one been planted
around here?"
Il should gurgle that there had. Let's
see? One two -three-fOur-fve-
hol on a minitl Hello. Hank"
Hank came across the street, and the
saloOonist asked:
How many Of these newspaper crit
ters hev bin planted around here?"
"Six," was the prompt reply, land
they say thar's another cayse IN town
smellin around TO start another paper.
I'm jest looAin him up! Is this the fell
ler?"
"Oh, noP' I replied in my softest
tones. I'm either going to start sa-
loon or faro bank 1 was just inquir-
ing ont Of curiosity"
Then that S ali right, and we II drink
at your expense. ANY legitimate bust
ness is welcome here. but the critter who
comes along with a newspaper hurts our
feelin's and insults orr manhood, and
has got 70 dodge or drop. Saloon or faro.
EN-: Better make 1t faro, cause We are
long on saloons and short on faros Jest
now. Glad to meet you. Allus does me
good to shake hands with a newcomer
who has the interests Of this town at
heart !'-Detroit Free Press
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06

I an uncolored man does not understand.
Henry NJ. Stanley once told me that
his colored boy Saate one day in Africa
changed sides with him deftly, and the
great explorer asked him why he did it,
Politely as possible Saate explained that
he wanted to take advantage of the
breeze, as the odor of the white race was
offensive to the African.
So where is white man TO go? If
Africa feels that way, Ireland, which is
now practically deserted, is the only
home ] see for an oppressed race. Who
viii help me TO form colony for Ire
land?
The only way see to get even for
being fired out of the colored car is TO
tell of an incident which occurred to a
neighbor of mine.
In November he butchered shote for
the purpose of making Roman holiday
in Rome, Ga, and left the carcass ont
overnight to cool The pig had a cob in
its mouth, and its thora1 was pried
open by means Of fat pine stick. The
animal hung head down with hickory
gambrel or two foot stick in each fetlock
TO keep his hind legs we'll apart. and
thus the moonlight could touch mp the
kidneys and cool spare ribs and ceiling
of his cold clay.
4 colored somnambulist came that
way. lifted the stiffened form 20 his
shoulder. ran his head mp between the
two hind legs, so that the hickory gam
brcl would rest against his windpipe,
and started of with the pork draped
down his back.
In the morning the owner missed his
pig, and strolling along 10 the worm
fence he found the somnambulist choked
10 death on one side Of the fence. with
the pig ON the other In climbing the
fence the pig had got over first and hook
ed the hickory stick across the windpipe
of the somnambulSt. Together they We're
found in the chill embrace of death.
They were buried in one grave.
This Is a true story and leads rs 10
inquire whether or not direct tax in
Hooper 5 Creek township and blockade
whisky III Charleston VIII give Us relief.
For my own part / must admit that
the colored people in this neighborhood
| are very well behaved set Of people
and much more agreeable to get along
with than many of their pampered breth-
ren in the northern states
This Is a delightful country in every
way. and few choice lots adjoining my
place NAV still be had by applying on
the premises. Good neighb0rs. and only
eight days from Europe. Fine timber.
Early climate. One lung here is ample
| for breathing nurueSas
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06

hois1,-... .Or some one
who desires TO ''cUrspune. One can
hear the harsh rasping Of his overalls as
they t'interfore' IL passing and repass-
ing each other in his nasty strides. Ont
across the long vista cf gray ground and
cactus bloom his ruby eyes, with sui
phur cOl0Ted hrows and real camel 5 hair
eyewinkerS, search the horizon for his
son.
Oh. viii not some one Of an entirely
and Numerically opposite sex, who
means ''bines ''corspone''' with him?
Let her tell everything in the first let
ter. II would save time and postage.
Joseph does not care for the past. He
doesn t care hardly AT all Il Is the golden
present that he banks on, not the Christ
mas present. for that Is far away
] have often wondered why the poet
and the novelist should paint their car
nest lovers rs youthful Why not give
the carroty widower a show in song and
felton, "wadower" 53 years old and
l6 hands high:
knew 4 widOwer once of that kind
who locked up his shop one day and be-
fore teatime had proposed TO seven
widows, besides stopping an hour TO bait
his horse by the roadside.
| know this because part of the wild
ows were relatives of mine. and they
met at our house TO talk it over and send
delegates 10 the general convention.
They decided TO go unpledged.
He was self made man. so far as his
teeth were concerned. and drew a small
pension on account of slight hernia of
the dura mater.
(There viii be no risk in reading the
above aloud by the fireSiGe.)
Many is the time have seen him take
out his teeth and rub the rafters of his
mouth with arnica, for the plate was
made fer a much larger man. and when
he talked with these teeth IN place little
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06
THREE T0AsTs.
A Good Story From n Much Talked Of
Work.

"When benjamin Franklin was minis
ter to England, he attended banquet IN
London az which toests were responded 20
by the premier Of England and the minis
ters of France and the United States. The
toast in each instance was the government
represented by the official responding.
The toast to England came first and
was responded 20 by he premier. He was
eloquent in praise 90 his country, and az
the close of his speech took up his wine
glsss and said, Now drink with ne again
tn England, the sun that gives light TO the
world
''The toast 10 France came next, and the
French minister did great Justice to his
subject. Initiating the English premier,
he closed his address by lifting his wine
glass high and saying. Now drink again
with NE to France, the moon that controls
the tides OF the world.
"As Mr. Franklin rose TO respond 20 the
toast, The United states. all eyes were
upon him. The French minister had tax
en- up the gage thrown down by the pre-
mier Of England and had responded fitting
II as 20 the position Of France among the
nations Of the earth. What would Mr..
Franklin say; Would lie properly acquit
himself for she United Staress
AT the close Of an able response suita-
hls 70 such al occasion Mr. Fran kiln plac-
81 his hand on his vineglass. and lifting
it 10 a level with his eyes said, Now drink
with me again 20 the United states the
Joshua that commanded the sun and the
moon 10 stand still, and they stood still! "
-" Coin financial School"
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06
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The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06
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The New First Reader.


"1s the young man blithe?"
eyes, he is very blithe."
"Then he cannot be at the seashore
for his health?''
"Not exactly. You see, he is cashier
of Cleveland bank. His health has
been as tough as hickory for the last FIVE
years, but the other day the president
called him in and said:
James, notice with sorrow that
you are pale and careworn-'
"'Yes, sir.
"'You have been overworked. Your
fidelity and zeal in our interest has sap
ped the foundations Of your health.
"'Yes, sir
"'We have not been unmindful of vour
vigilance and industry on our behalf,
and it gives me great pleasure to present
you with this token (s200) and grant
You two weeks leave of absence
Sir, you are very, very
"'That s all right, James; don't say
word. Pack up and be off this very aft
ernoon.
and James packed?'
HE did, and here he is, stopping at
the most high toned hotel and blowing
in his ducats like lord -
But why does his face wear grin
all the time, and why does he sometimes
have to sit down and laugh?"
Hes thinking of the bank president
They gave him a vacation so as to ex-
anime his books and find the shortage "
"Ah! Then he is an embezzler?"
"Not much! That's where the grin
comes in. His books are straighter than
string, with a balance of SIS overplus
10 his credit. Every time he thinks of
the stingy board of directors giving him
two weeks off and 5000 to blow in he
has TO sit right down and hold his ribs. "
''Will he be congratulated when ne
gets back homer"
Not a blessed congratulation The
board viii be so dogg0ned mad 70 find
ont that he's an honest cashier that they
Will probably try to squeeze that 5000
out of him some way. See his cuntor-
tions! Hear him laugh Alb, but how
nice 10 beat a bank !'-Detroit Free
Press.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06
There Were sly.

II was new town in the west. and
after breakfast Wandered up and down
the one long street 10 find the office of
the local weekly paper. By and by /
came to a shanry with the sign of The
Herald over the door, but the door
stood open. the windows were out. and
it was plain that a removal had taken
place.
who you lookin fur" grufiy in
Quired the saloon man next door.
For the editor.
Hes over thar"
"Ovnr where:'
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06
Wanted 70 Make Sure.

Mr Nuwed (oa honevInoon tourl-
My darling. We shall have 70 get cut a;
once The tzo front cars are teleScoDao
and the whole train Is On FIRE Com.
dear. come befo-e IL Is too la.aA
Ms Nuved (deserniaedlF NJ.
dssr. rot until yoG have told ne oooe
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06

The following news item I take from
the Myrtle correspondent Rutherfordton
Democrat:
''Mr. Zeb Freeman was picking his
ear the other day and got pin out Of it
that is supposed to have been in his ear
for about seven years, as he has been
partially deaf for that length Of time,
which the pin is supposed to have
caused.
Probably coupling pin, but the pa
per does not state. Otherwise do not
see anything startling about it,
Before closing this letter I must crave
space to make personal remark.
Last week I received paper printed
in South Africa containing paragraph
marked with blue pencil 1t claimed TO
be careful reading of my handwriting,
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06

Eve stood without the gates of Eden
weeping bitterly.
Never mind. dear. said Adam
81 VIII build you a home"
II know. answered the weeping
woman. "but I would liked 70 have
staid there long enough 70 give the
place one good housecleaaing AZ least.
Tribune.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06
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Postponed.

Lover lin whisper meath window
Are you ready TO lower yourself down,
darling?
Isabel F. Loper-Quite ready.
Lover-Have you got everything;
Isabel f L-YeS. Everything bat
papa's pocketbook. / couldn't find 1t
anywhere.
Lover (dejectedly)-Alas. for obvious
reasons, we shall be obliged to postpone
tur departure Boston Courier.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06

And some Of my best relatives fought
four years 10 emancipate that racei
was not disturbing any one. I was
just attending 10 my own business, yet
had 70 get out of there and go back in
to a Pullman, where the air was not
pure at all
Many Of our folks were abolitionists
and helped to break the shackles Of these
same people, and yet / had to go out of
this nice car, back into the sleeping car
where the air seemed fixed, and George
NJ. Pullman was to blame for it.
Race prejudice is an awful thing. The
only race prejudice 1 ever had was at
Jerome park one time when | tried to
pick winner IN six lessons without q
master.
Race prejudice is thing I hate I
have never missed an opportunity to
elevate the colored race whenever
could, and yet Twas ordered ont of their
car with ccntumely and lot more such
things as that which colored man al
ways has ~ h|e +~r0.run'S end hnt which
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06
Caufioca

Doctor-Take stated amount of e1-
erciSe daily.
Patient-Will Il be enough II walk
twice around my wife's tbeater hat ev-
cry day:
DocJor-You'd 4 better not risk overeI-
erting yourself Al first Begin with once
and increase the laps a you feel able
Life.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06
'NYE ON'WAD0 WERS
HE GIVES LETTER FROM ONE WHO
MEANS "BlNES."

And Tells of . wfdower That He Onco
Knew-Passine on to the Colored Race,
William Relates How He Was Recent
1y Treated.
rCopvright, 1925, by Edgar ". Nye.]
The following letter comes from San
Diego, Cal, to The Record Union of San
Francisco in answer to a brief personal,
signed by widow who wished to "cor-
Epone:"
SAN DIEGO Cal
Mr. Union Dear Sir see IN the Sacramento
Daily Record Union March Goth a Widow 80
years Wish to corspone With a Wadower am
IS years old and capable of taken care OF
Laday of the right cine aGres
JOSEPH SEl.TTLERAE
San Diego Cal
let her rite to me and tell Everything in the
first latter no Surt ned to apply mean bines
is
The note is given here again in order
to furnish the widest possible publicity
to Mr.. Shettlerae's sentiments.
In fancy one may see Mr.. Shettlerae OF
San Diego pacing up and down his porch
aud impatiently strokins his ecru whisk-
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06
4 Matter ef Form.

''Do Jon think u had form for one to
laugh * his own iotes:
1T riay oe bad form. blt think q re
magnificent bravery displayed Gin
cinnsti Tribune
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06

A krssTEHTps yslsA .v.o had BE-. .elt
,sst > cs-risiz yuzag lSsy fzSA.r lad Flss.-
- - oeswt FtpfsQsst - her t@fSr~ - Ga,
CafsrsTi tfizt tt@ Cd Es4a vas leser--
n -z-3e g-4z zecor1
ftTaEs Dilzs SO ga stnks yoEr
afsas bFstaerf' TonmT-s-i gzcs@ re. Or
As.Sx x-Ss>s
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06

and facsimile Of my signature, which
now remember to have sent in answer
to request for an autograph from
Africa, was printed with the comments,
which were uncomplimentary. The edi-
tor says in reading the signature that
the writer should not be trusted as pay
ing teller of a bank, and that the writ
ing would indicate man who may con-
gratulate himself on every day of free
dom from incarceration which he may
enjoy.
This editor was numerically scored
by me 16 years ago through the columns
of my own paper (now owned by Sheriff
Boswell Of Wyoming), and it has taken
him all this time to write scathing re-
ply. He is Of English descent.
called him the South African penal
colony, remember. 1t mortified him so
that up to this moment / had the i'm
preston that the old catapult was dead.
If he does not let me alone, some day
I will 60 down there and reproach him.
For over IS years he has been trying to
hurt me among my Kongo readers and
cut down my circulation among the
Zambezi people.
Unless he keeps my name out of his
old paper will be one Of six picked
men to go down there and anticipate
Justice.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06

FRS. meantime looking up the road for
his third sen by his second "womern, J"
for the lad has gone to the postoffice,
and the man who means business, and
who shrinks from "fiurt," 4" is looking
for a letter!
Instead of packing his lemon crop and
shipping it tao the San Francisco, Lemon
Aid society, Mr.. Shettlerae' great big
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06

Give tse masses gleA sJuEd English,
.suss5n1c1 b. zEacg - anhzuIperrd -
--alloc-.L Il ET-a2Gti1a- c-;e-u Aaver
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06

WANTED-Agents everywhere to repre-
sent the Niederiander Wooden Hose Coup
Ter. Big Inducements offered. 10 *.
Main St. Wichita Kansas. dist
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06

WANTED-A place to do general house
work in private family by middle-age
woman of experience. Call 123 y. Mosely
Ave. d15-et n
The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06
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easily made in any lOcanry. We furnish
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free. or We mail a sample OF our goods
in sterling silver upon receipt OF 10 cents
in stamps. Standard Silver Ware Co,
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The Wichita daily eagle., 1895-06-06

WANTED-Positfon by Intelligent Young
lady. as stenographer: wholesale house
preferred. &C. t." 402 n. Walnut ST.
d3-l2t. n
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children ran screaming to their parents
In my opinion the poem OF passion
and the romance of delirious rot has seen
its best days unless the widower with
the paddock whiskers, warranted not to
crock. and the tortoise shell neck, and
the meteorological Adams apple that
goes down when there's going to be
storm and rises in clear weather, is given
the center of the stage.
A youth consumed with love wears
tight boots and smokes himself to death,
but YOU take a we'll seasoned "wadow
er," who means "bines, and in the
words of my talented friend, Richard
Malcolm Johnston, "Sharp's the word
and quick the motion" He has no time
to "fiurt.
But let Us pass on.
Last week I hurriedly jumped on the
train to go through Virginia and an au-
dience or two at the same time. l sat
down hurriedly in the car, and putting
on my tourists checkered hat, which
prevents curious people from ascertain
ing which way / am going, began to re-
hearse a commencement address, which
1 had prepared for the June work among
she colleges
had gotten we'll into the address and
was Just fitting couple Of gestures to it
when | was ordered out of the car by q
colored brakeman, and he was none too
polite about it either.
1 asked what the matter was and all
that, for the passengers were looking at
me with the same degree of amazement
that the Rev. Lyman Abbott would Gre
ate at a cannibal function.
The brakeman only handed me my
little Dolly Warden valise aud pointed up
at the sign:
NO WHITE TRASH ALLOWED IN