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The free press., 1895-03-14
SERVED IN THE WAR.
THE GRIP ALMOST WON WHERE THE
BULLET FAILED.
Our Sympathies Always Enlisted in tho
Inflrnities of the veteran.

Infirmities of the Veteran.
CFrom Me Herold, Woodstock, Va)
There is an old soldier in Woodstock, Va,
who served in the war with Mexico and in
the war of the rebellion, Mr.. Levi McInturh.
He passed through both these wars without
Il serious wound. The hardships, however,
told seriously on him, for whom the grip at
tackled him four years ago 1t nearly killed
him. Who can look upon the inflrmities OF
a veteran without a feeling of the deepest
sympathy? His townspeople saw him con-
fined to his house so prostrated with great
nervousness that he could not hold knife
and fork at the table, scarcely able to walk,
too, and as h. attempted it. he often STUN
bled and fell. They saw him treated by tho
best talent to be had-but still he suffered on
for four years, and gave up finally in despair.
One day, however, he was struck by the ac-
count Of cure which hal been affected by
the use Of Dr. Williams Pink Pills. He i'm
mediately ordered box and commenced TAX
ing them. He says he was greatly relieved
within three days time. The blood found its
way to his fingers, aud his hands, which had
been palsed, assumed natural color and
he was soon enabled to use his knife and fork
at the table. He has recovered his strength
to such an extent that he is able to chop
wood, shock corn aud do his regular work
about his home. He now says he can not
only walk to Woodstock, but can walk across
the mountains. He is able to lift up a fifty
two pound weight with one hand and says he
does not know what DR.. Williams Pink Pills
have done for others, but knows that they
have done a great work for him.
He was in town last Monday. court day,
and was loud in his praise Of the medicine
that had given him so great relief. Ho pur-
chased another box and took it home with
him. Mr.. McInturff is willing to make aff1-
dayit to these facts
The proprietors Of DIR. Williams Pink Pills
state that they are not a patent medicine, but
prescription used for many years by an en-
inent practitioner, who produced the most
wonderful results with them, curing all forms
of weakness arising from watery condition
of the blood or shattered nerves, two fruitful
causes of almost every i'll to which flesh is
heir The pills are also a specific for the
trouble peculiar to females, such as suppress
gions, all forms of weakness, chronic consti-
patton, bearing down pains, ETC., and in the
case of men will give speedy relief and effect
a permanent cure in all cases arising from
mental worry, overwork or excesses of what
ever nature. They are entirely harmless and
can DO given to weak and sickly children
with the greatest good and without tho
slightest danger. Pink Pills are sold by all
dealers, or will be sent postpaid on receipt OF
price (50c. Il box or six boxes for 81. .50--they
are never sold in bulk or by the 1909 by ad-
dressing DR.. Williams Medicine Company,
Schenectady. n. Y
The free press., 1895-03-14
THE CHAMPION BOY HUNTER.

Little Leslie HALEY, who is only
Z years old, is the champion boy
hunter of the West, and as hunters
flourish more in the West than in the
East he is probably the champion
boy hunter of America. Moreover,
Leslie is a city bred boy, who goes to
school over brick pawements and sees
deer only in imagination for good
many months OF the year.
Every summer for several years
past-beginning very soon after he
was promoted from kits to a more
manly form of attire-he has gone
into camp with his father near Mt.
Shasta. Under his fathers tutel-
age he has learned how to carry and
use rifle and now he and his Scotch
collie Shep, roam the mountains
from morning until night bringing
down whatever game crosses their
path. AS result of last summers
sport three pairs of antlers adorn
Master Leslie's room, and to capture
them he fired only four shots. Sports
men will tell you that that means
good aiming and accurate shooting.
When Leslie was only 6 years old
he won honor for his family. His
father was to have been one of the
competitors in shooting match at
a long range target, but was unable
to take part His 6 year old son
acted as his substitute, to the great
amusement of the skilled marksmen
against whom he was pitted. But
they soon found that it was not the
colossal joke they had imagined or
rather that the joke was against
them. For the little urchin won the
trophy.
1t is gratifying to know that Leslie
has not yet adopted all the methods
of the shooters of big game" but
that he is modest. retiring little
boy, who doesn't like to talk of his
achievements.
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nnnfncaa Cannnt be Cured

By local application, as they cannot reach tho
diseased portion of he ear. There is only one
way to cure Deafness, aid that Is by consul u
tiOnal remedies. Deafness is caused by an IN
famed condition OF the mucous lining OF the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets IN
famed you have rumblng sound or lmperj pj
feet hearing, and when it is entircly closed
deafness is the result, and unless the intiam-
nation can be taken out and, this tube re-
stored to lis normal condition, hearing will be
destroyed forever; nine cases, out ten are
famed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness Caused by catarrh) that CAR
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. SEND 1or
circulars, free.
F.J. CHENEY g. Co.. Toledo. o.
re" Sold by Druggists, 75c.
The free press., 1895-03-14
BENNO's ORANGE ROLLING.

''Mamma," said Benno, eagerly,
81 want a penny out of my bank"
Every well, dear returned
mamma, taking the bank down off
the shelf. But what for?"
PATSY the peddler's down the
street with wagon load of oranges,
for a penny apiece, and all of us
fellows are going to buy one"
But mamma has oranges in the
house, Benno."
eyes, mamma, / know, but we all
want to buy EN- with our own money.
We're going to have some fun"
"Fun with whom, Benno?" asked
mamma.
cold Aunt 'Tilda," he said, dimp-
ling. "Uncle Marcus is going there
to tea. He told us SO when we
stopped to talk with him at the
woodward. Aunt 'Tilda's so poor
and Uncle Marcus is so poor we
thought we'd give them an orange
rolling. Don't you think, yourself,
that will be fun, mamma?"
Yes, l do" said mamma, candid
ly.
So Patsy found quite retail de-
mand for his oranges in the crowd Of
merry faced small boys who sur
rounded his cart, and then away they
scampered up Winchester lane to
Aunt 'Tilda's little cottage, with it's
broad sign, Washing and Ironing
Done"
Aunt 'Tilda's brother Marcus sat
by her tiny stove, and she was busy
preparing their poor little meal.
Both old people were little deaf.
They did not hear the door latch
softly lifted, nor notice the widening
crack until suddenly a half dozen
golden oranges came rolling across
the floor, beautiful, sun Drowned,
smooth skinned early Floridas
Uncle Marcus forgot his rheumatism
and scrambled for them as eagerly
as boy would.
Then half a dozen more came roll
ing in.
Surprise |" called out chorus of
boys voices.
"Cut 'em up for tea" advised
Benno, with his mouth at the window
crack.
Uncle Marcus broke the skin of an
orange and the fresh, delicious odor
| filled the room.
II declare, / think this town has
some of the blessedest boys in it,
said Aunt 'Tilda, wiping her spec
tacles.
When Benno sat down to his own
dish of sugGred Floridas that night
he looked up at mamma.
"Orange-rollings are lots OF fun, "
he said.
poya1tu in cutp,nar Jrasu fsonJa
The free press., 1895-03-14

To cleanse the system in gentle and truly
beneficial manner, when the Springtime comes,
One bottle will answer for all the family and
costs only 50 cents; the large size 81. Try it
and be pleased. Manufactured by the Califor-
mia Fig Syrup Co. only.
The free press., 1895-03-14

pricknakers are now proposing to
make brick of all colors by mixing
many materials. Clay with a slnali
percentage of iron, will make beaut-
ful mottled brick Glass bricks are
also made in Europe.
The free press., 1895-03-14
Office.

Iwant every man and woman in the United
States Interested in the Opium and WHISKY
eases. Address b. NJ. Woolley, Atlanta, Ca
Box 391, and one will be sent you free.
The free press., 1895-03-14

No MAN should be sentimental after
he is thirty, or woman after she =
forty.
The free press., 1895-03-14

Piso's Cure cured me of a Throat and Lung
trouble of three years standing.-E. CADY,
Huntington, Ind, Nov II, 1894.
The free press., 1895-03-14

Karl's Clover Root, the great blood purifier,
gives freshness and clearness to the complex
ion and cures constipation. 25 cts, 50 cts, ST..
The free press., 1895-03-14

tried one Of the
best doctors in the
city for about a
year but her eyes
seemed to grow
worse. l had her
treated by an oc-
ulist but his treat
ment did not ben.
eft them l then
com m enced to
give the little ono
Hoods Sarsapar-
lila and after the
first bottle l could
see that there was
nrnat imprOYC-
The free press., 1895-03-14

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, softcns the gums reduces intlamma-
tion allays pain, cures wind collie. 2jc. a bottle.
The free press., 1895-03-14

If afflicted with sore eyes use DR.. Isaac
a bottle.
The free press., 1895-03-14

When q man tells his wife one thing, she
concludes in her mind that it is sagaclty to
believe the reverse.
The free press., 1895-03-14

who suffers from headaches and biliouSness
needs a medicine to keep his stomach and ny
er in good working order. For such people
Ripans Tabues fill the bill. One tabule gives
inf
The free press., 1895-03-14
Weak and Sore Eyes
Eyesight Became Afected---
Unable to Go to School
Hoods Sarsaparilla Wrought Cure
and Built UP System.

1.-TWO years ago my little daughter Elsie
was afflicted with liberated sore eyes. L
The free press., 1895-03-14

A novelty in summer dress goods
will be Dresden china silks.
The free press., 1895-03-14

ment. Elsie is now nine years old. Besides
benenting the special trouble mentioned
Hoods Sarsaparilla has made her strong
and sprightly child. l will always speak
highly of Hoods Sarsaparilla.' J. II. CAN
NEpY. 215 North Fifth Street, Janitor Fourth
Ward School Building Arkansas City, Kan.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1895-05-30
A BURGLARS CONFESSION,
Women and Dogs Bother Him Moro Than
Men Who Try to Shoot.

women ana Dogs Bother Him Moro Than
Men Who Try to Shoot.
A NUN signing his name "E Ran
dolph Higginson, of Boston," who ad-
mits that ho has been committing bur-
glaries in Atchison of late, sends the
following card Of thanks to this office,
says the Atchison Globe:
"Although my receipts in Atchison
have been comparatively small, I would
not have the citizens think me ungrate-
full, and hereby extend thanks for what
little take away from the town. My
stay in your city has been pleasant, and
I have been treated with such courtesy
by the best people that may return at
another time. I have enjoyed very
much the visits to some Of your homes,
and my only regret is that did not
have my wife along to enjoy the fun.
regret to notice that Jim Waggener
values the watch took from his resi-
dence Mt fifty dollars. If he really paid
this amount for the watch he was
robbed and ought to crack down on the
dealer who sold it to him. I tried to
pawn the watch In st. Soc, but was
only offered two dollars and seventy
five cents for it.
~ ID Il SIdInc IOr u ROOd citizen to
be robbed in this manner. was tullr-
ing to policeman n few days ago who
informed me that the ladies Of Atchison
do not bring flowers and pic and cake
to prisoners in tho county Jail. Ac.
cordingly gave tho officers no oppor-
tunity to arrest and keep me in the
county jail for time Oh suspicion.
don't know whether I ought to give
away professional secrets or not,
but will say that tho cleaning dagger
some claim to have seen me brandish-
Ing was really an icicle. During the
twenty years have been in the bust
ness l have never injured human
being. l have too much respect for the
teachings Of the Bible to do such a
thing. I never have any trouble from
the men, Notwithstanding their talk Of
shooting me full of holes The only
trouble ever have is from screaming
women and barking dogs. Before clos
Ing must say that the people should
not censure me too severely They
must remember that all the goods I
take are second-handed."
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1895-05-30
MUSIC AND ART.

No FEWER than eighty-six plans have
been sent in for the new Egyptian mu.
scum at Cairo, some coming from Amer,
lea. The premiums will be awarded
soon.
" MAscAaNI has written another opera,
soon to be brought out at Milan. 1t is
called "Silvano," has no chorus, and
only three characters. Signor dc Lucia
will sing the tenor part.
Miss SInYL SANDERsoN, the prima
donna, who has had lots of bad. luck
here' will leavei in few days for Franco
10 rest and says she will try it all over
again next season.
IApEREwsKI, after his Leipsic con
cert was made n knight of the frs
el"ss OF the Order of Albert by the king
u oaxony. lie Is now playing at thu
Lamorcux concerts, in Paris. and is als,
worklng on tho orchestration of hi
Polish opera. -. w
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1895-05-30
EDIBLE WORMS OF SAMOA.
On" oi tn" Rrmnrknblo Table DolicncIes
OK the Natives.

One oi tn" itcmnrknblo Table DolicacIes
OK the Natives.
The Samoan Islands, or rather tho
waters surrounding them, arc the nat
urai habitat Of the puloIo, an edible
worm, which is rrckoncd By the writ
crH on food curioSiticS rs being one of
thn most remarkable table dclicacics
thnL ever ticlilcd the palate Of an
"picurc The paIoio is IL many-iointcd
creature, about five TO eight inches In
length, and is found in IL variety Of
cuIorS, but generally in yellow, blue or
green. The worm is Of about tho di-
nmCtrr OF II common darning needle,
and iS, rs far rs tho writer knows.
found only in the waters bordering tho
islands of the South Pacific. 1t is not
the mnttCrof color, length and nativity
alone, however, that makes the palolo
al oddity, nor even in the fact that it
Is used H% an article OF food but moro
especially because is motions are con-
trOllcd by the moon. There is only
one dnV--Or rather one mOrning-dur-
ing the entire year that the SUmoans
can catch the palolo and that on the
first Gay Of the last of the November
moon. Very early on the morning of
the 'palOlo day. the waters OF all
South Pacific islands arc alive with
boats iillcd with natives armed with
Short handed scoop nets, and even be.
fore it is light enough to see plainly
thcy are continually crying "Palolo,
paloIo"' and using their Instruments Of
capture with wonderful dcxteritv.
Even the women and children worl, in
gathering the annual crop, the harvest
being "i such short duration, those
which arc unprovidcd with nets using
baskets, SicvcS, pieces Of thin CLOTH
in fact, anything that will strain out
Che WORMS and let the water mass
through. All work with tremendous
energy, for each fully realizes that tho
app cnrancc Of the sun above tho watora
will be the signal for tho palolo to dis.
appear as if by magic.
AS we said in the opening, this queer.
wiGgly creature is regarded rs a. deli.
cate article OF food, but that fact alono
would not cntitlc it to credible MON
ton among the worlds wonders. The
mystery OF it's appearance for onlv n
feW hours on one certain morning of
the year, and the fact that that morn.
lh@ invariably corresponds to a certain
phase or tho moon, and it's magical dis
appearance at tho moment of sunrise
wee Darwin's reasons for speaking Of
the palolo as ''the oldest creature of
asl creation. Chicago Inter Ocean.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1895-05-30
RICHEST MAN IN TIE HU,lc.
Elm Demido. \ , O. -" vh..." W'.nien
Tsuf E,,r. ....,

Elm Domido. ~ g. =, l-.,..ss w.,,es
Is Of E.,e., ....,
Like tho Enyils, E.i.........y,. tnu>,.
OF the cars dominions mostly derive
their revenues from landed prorcrtv.
Willis tho Briton. l,oG~,..:. {, =:
largo part of his gross in.u:.!, i:..yarI
Improving his possessions nnu to the
amelioration of tho lot of his tenants in
ono, way or another, the Russian, on
the other hand, extracts every farthine
that no can from his property and
spends it upon himself, tho result being
thht agriculture in Russia is going
from bad to worse, that formerly fer
tile and productive estates have now
become barren and impoverished, and
that, while tho peasantry arc in n state
OF misery bordering on famine, the
mobiles themselves hnvc been obliged to
mortgage or sell their lands, and aro ut
tho end ct, their financial tether. OF
course, there are some exceptions, such
as, for instance, the Yousoupoffs, tho
Demidoffs and tho Schcrcmetieffs. The
wealth of tho Dcmidoifs is so vast, nc
cording to tho New York Tribune, that
1t is beyond calculations, and strangely
enough tho fortune Is Of relatively re-
cent creation, it's founder having been
q country blacksmith in tho days of Pc
ter the Great. 1t was while travelling
in tho Ural mountains that the latter
broke one of his most valuable English
pistols. A village smith mcnded it so
quickly and SO well that the czar was
delighted and asked the mans name.
"Dcmidoff, shall remember you," said
he us he rode off. The poor man was
beginning to think that Peter had for
gotten him when there came m official
document adorned with the imperial
seal, granting him the freehold of a
great tract of crown land in the neigh
borhood of tho village. Dcmidoff went
to work on his new property and found
there inexhaustible mines of iron, sill
yer and malachite. Young Elm Dem
idoff-hc does not bear in Russia tho
Italian title of prince generally pre-
fixed to his name by forcigncrs-is Mt
the present moment the richest man In
tho world, Princess Yousoupoff, with
her great turquoise mines, coming next
IN rank. Fortunately, both of them
arc moro frce-handed and generous
than their respective immediate pred
ecessors as head of the family, the late
Anatole Demidoff and the late Prince
Yousoupoff having been alike renowned
for their meanncss and avarice, of
which almost incredible stories are re-
lnted.
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1895-05-30
THE DREAM OF CHEMISTRY,

Hopes In Time to Produce Palatablo Beof-
steaks Out OF tho Elements.
The electrician has one dream and
the social philosopher has another.
But the chemist has also vision of tho
alchemist of the dark ages. This is
how he would solve the problems of
comfort and happiness which have been
put to the human race:
"The chemist hopes for synthetic
becfsteak, for chemical loaf, for u
cup of coffee made, like his sodawatcr
extracts, out of inorganic matter. lie
want to see the day when Il synthetic
elm. &c shall cnvelop the earth, when
the rainnal1er shall be prophet and
man shall hold the string TO the unru1y
bags of Acolus.
''In that day the food and raimcnt Of
mankind will be produced in the
crucibles of the chemist. Once more
verture will clothe tho fields now de-
faced by human toll, and the shaggy
woods will spring anew on the de-
spoiled slopes Of the hills. There will
be no tilling or harvest, no slaughter
ing of tame beasts. Out of the original
elements chemistry will compound
chops and outlets, knead the dough
and brew ale.
''The battle has already been partly
won in the case of medicines and drugs.
The wine at the table d'hote never saw
the vineyard. The prize fruit flowers
of tho drug store are innocent of the
orchard and garden. Synthetic chem
istry is yet young. 1t has made great
advances in the production of glycerine
and sugar. 1t has four thousand devo-
tees in this country who hope to make
the dream Il reality"
The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1895-05-30
ON PRONUNCIATION.
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The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1895-05-30
BERLIN CONTEMPORARIES.
candy sausages and All Manner ~ ts,,e
man Cakes.

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,,"""C''c khowied"e OF his subject.
re "oul" see however,, great mum.
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herilh.
mere l"' on course, on display thr III.
NOUS NHrhp'rScr h"bNuchcn, which
every one eats who goes TO NurCni-
pcrG' ana when % shipped to many
iorelEn markets, the So.rallcd %chle.
S1Schc l'nucrhiSScn, the Bra aun%chwcisryr
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uSISicinnp'ia%irr, and the Mrcklcu-
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The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, 1895-05-30
4 Promising Student.

Your.s Thiclthcddc, who has rradu.
atcd in medicine, is very fond Of giving
wiss opinions on all matters. lie
heard an elderly lady say one day:
"rhc grea test sorrow OF my life IS
chat have mover had any children"
o'Ah," said Thickheddc, "pcrh2ps It
was ah--hcrcditary. Did your mpthcr
have any chlldrcn?"--YouLhs Coin.
paniop.