The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-10-13
w ornan's World.

hunter are very funny, says a writer in
the New York Tribune
On my list" said weary ladvN twas
the residence OF Mrs. X. whom, I knew bv
slsht, ana whose supercilious and disa-
iE 1yisaso ts,r manner was. not calculated to
ABOUT TO go to Europe the man said. and
eIsned 70 rent her house for the winter
SS - I MADE an appointment with my hus-
oa -l, VINO came uptown for the purpose
a couple Of hours earlier. and together we
Ioained through the empty house, ac-
SsIpnp panied only by a clerk of the agent.
1 suppose this is madam's room / re-
marked dippantly, throwing myself into
an easy chair for rest. 1 can fancy her
t!taJeslic presence in that mirror Jack
a. a., T ~ axe this house shall be haunted
~. ner Roman nose, and will feel as if
apartments
- "A FIG for-her Roman 'gbFsi, explained
my Ioud-voicsd and hearth Spouse What
Is this room?' he eontin0ed. tugging at a
closed door. sWhaf max Esstt stick SOP :
~ W lth one great pun he. wrenched it
oPShs ana there-hOrror of horrors was
11llSdy herself, glaring at US from the
99aI khess or a closet, where she had evil
nSIltlS taken refuge on hearing our APP
70 hold shut sihs JACKS Si@ s clumsy F'i in
i came toSget soms. articles re-
dressing the clerk onIy po{nt sdi ipnor hu
US and crimson with mortification' Pray
proceed with your investigation and COM
uleuts, she continued, glancing at me
hautily as she sailed down stairs. Jack
sunk back into sofaSF1aki teSfth sup
pressed laughter, in vNfichttfie Clerk and
IL | Joined as soon as he heard the slam Of
the front door, and am thankful to say
we did not take that house."
a, Wnen the queen was a young girl, says
me Woman at Home. one of her chief
I a OF 1rFara owl
] ness or disposition. Her word was law
ana as distinguished officer, whom
b bnI f NOT name. once declared on leaving
uld love to be mistress" 1t is a most
/ IoNable trait in her majesty's nature that
| with increasing years a mildness of man
nef ana most considerate thoughtfulness
| for others have superseded the austerity
/ OF her younger days. She is indeed more
than Of sternness. Have it your own
| way dear!' she will sometimes say In
a grandmotheriy discussion with one OF
/ the Battenberg babies. With her person.
al attendants the queen iv equally gentle.
| Inc queen never by any chance shows
haqghtiness to dependent.
| NOT long ago an Irish nurse, in charge
OF some little friends of the Duke of Con-
naughts children, went to tea nursery
teal at Osborne. The Irish nurse, a most
/ naive creature, when the queen unex-
| pectedly entered the nursery when down
| on her knees, after making a profound
| courtesy, and when her majesty very nice
|
| piled grandiloquently: yes, o queen ?.
| NO, y queen! and commenced giving
he r long account Of her home and reia.
/ tons in ireland. Ths queen was posi-
| lively convulsed with laughter, when.
| turning away she tried in vain to HIDE.
| d6er sense OF humor is at all times keen.
! once IN a crowd a poor man, gazing at
| her and Prince Albert as they passed nv
| began to laugh irresstibly; but there was
no sort OF ofense in the laughter The
| queen joined in, declaring she could nor
| nelp hersef. The more her humble SUB
/ lect laughed, the more she enjoyed the
run, ana wonders to this day what was the
/ secret OF his merriment.
Miss Grace Temple and Miss Elizabeth
| Sheldon, the decorators of the woman
| building at Alta ia, and DIR. Julia B. Har-
rison live together in Washington in a
style that makes less successful bachelor
/ women envious. DIR. Harrison is a cousin
| OF ex-PreSident Harrison and a grad
uate OF one OF the best medical colleges in
| TINS country. She has a fine practice ana
| is an extremely handsome and attractive
/ woman. These three women, still Young
enough to be called girls, have apartments,
consisting of a doctors office, a studio
sitting room, living room and bed rooms
| me, living room is especially Charming.
being furnished with old New England
Cnlppendale and all sorts of pretty bric-
colors.
The Princess of Wales, says Gentlewo-
man, $ always 10th to adopt any exagger-
ated FASHION. Simple bonnets, neither too
] high nor too broad, are those she prefers.
| Many buttoned gloves are invariably dis
carded for those with but three or four
| buttons AT the theater she has lately
| appeared in something approaching demi
/ toilette, with long sleeves to her wrists
and a decolletage the least pronounced
possible. At the opera she is, of course,
much smarter; although she seldom adopts
| the grande toilette of danes of less high
degree. AS to jewels, she wears not too
enough. and is rarely without her long
necklace of pearls. If the princess has a
weakness it is for old lace Her collection
OF lace IS, indeed, beautiful one, and
one of great value.
Anglomaniacs, says the New York Tri-
bune, have been widely discussed and are
| universally known, but an Americomani-
| &C is a decided novelty. Nevertheless our
| day is coming, and we are beginning to
| have our admirers and copyists A French
| countess, whose business affairs brings
| her over to this country now and again.
1 although her home is near Paris at is a
| charming chateau, kept up in the best
stylel, frankly admits herself an enthusi-
/ asst about everything American
/ She buys her underwear in New York.
aVoWlng that she gets it better and cheap
er than in Paris itself. She buys for her
chef, who she declares is "raffole'' over
! American innovations for cooking, all the
! yankee contrivances for the kitchen; and
on each trip. she takes back as presents
/ and toilet novelties from the big Ameri-
can shops, of which she declares she can
4 never have enough to satisfy her friends.
| ION me les arracher' she exclaims
Her last achievement, she says, will
| simply paralyze the neighborhood and
| required all the courage of her convictions.
| and of her new-fangled" American ideas
to accomplish. For generations back, aft
ter the customs of the country, the clothes
! of the chateau have been washed once a
| month in a little stream which runs
| through the estate. This stream the en-
terprising countess, stimulated by the
| conveniences which she saw In American
houses, has now Brought into her house
| by the means of pipes, and hefo last i'm
| portation from the land of her adnnira-
ton IS d set of stationary washtubs and
! an American plumber. aIa
Mon Dieui How shall amaze them %
she exclaims, delightfully."-, when / have
my clothes washed once a week in those
| peautlful clean white tubSu
When man knows how to match ribbon.
| When woman learns to drive a nail
| When man can thread a needle deftly
| When mice don't make a fwotnan pale
When woman gets off right from street
| cars, Fti3ttf 2
Instead Of facing toward the rear,