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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21

little now and then, with a gentle,
cleansing laxative, thereby removing of
Tending matter from the stomach and
bowels, toning up and invigorating the
liver and quickening its tardy action,
and you thereby remove the cause of a
multitude of distressing diseases, such as
headaches, Indigestion, or dyspepsia
bi1iousness, pimples, blotches, eruption2,
boils, constipation, piles, fistulas and
naladieS too numerous TO mention.
If people would pay more attention to
properly regulating the action of their
bowels, they would have less fre-
quent occasion TO call for their doctor S
services to subduc attacks of dangerous
diseases.
That, of all known agents to accom-
piish this purpose, DR. Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets are unequaled, is proven by the
fact that once used, they are always i'll
favor. Their secondary effect is TO keep
the bowels open and regular, not to fur
ther constipate, as is the case with other
pills. Hence, their great popularity,
with sufferers from habitual constipation,
piles and indigestion
A free sample Of the "Pellets," A to 7
doses) on trial. is mailed to any address,
postpaid, on receipt of nameand address
on postal card
Address, WORLDS DIsPENsARY NIEDI-
CAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, n. Y.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21

DR.. Kilmer's SwAMp-Roor cures
all Kidney and Blad der troubles
Pamphletand Consultationfree.
Labratory yBjnGhampton NY.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21
A Child Enjoys

The pleasant favor gentle action and soothing
effects of Syrup of Figs, when in need of lax
alive, and II the father or mother be costive or
bilious, the most gratifying results follow its
use; so that it is the best family remedy knowp
and every family should have u bottle.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21
Cynical.

An Arabian proyerb, put in the
form of dialogue, reflects the cynic.
ism of Arab wit 1t runs thus:
"Yes. he's indicted, but he'll never
be convicted.
"Why not?"
"Nobody to testify against him"
"Why not:"
because he hasn't any friendsm
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21
Fond of the Theater,

The greatest theater-goers in the
world are Italians There are more
theaters in Italy in proportion to the
population than in any other coun-
try
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21

Piso's Cure for Consumption has no equal as
n Cough medicine.-F NJ ABBOTT 3S3 Senecn
Street, Buffalo, y. Y, May ., 1891.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21

After many years delay the spire
Of the cathedral at Ulm has been
finished recently. 1t is said to be the
highest in Europe.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21
A Foxy Scheme.

A New York syndicate has been
formed for the purpose of buying an
island off the coast of Maine. stock
ing it with black foxes and engaging
in the fur trade.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teethlng, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
tion, allays pain. cures wind collie. 25c n bottle
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21

Karl's Clover Root, the great blood purifier,
gives freshness and clearness to the complex
ION and cures constipation. % cts., 20 cts, 81.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21
There Is Nothing

" Just as Good " as Ripans Tabules for head
aches, biliousness and all disorders of the stom-
ach and liver. One tabule gives relief.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21

Warsaw, n. Y, has 1,52O foot deep salt
we'll
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21

For list OF a mans friends, look
in his ledger for those whose accounts
have remained unpaid the longest.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21

A Louisville tobacco warehouse holds 1000
hogsheads.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21

Petroleum is the latest suggestion for pre-
venting congelatlon OF navigable waters.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21
aluminium paper is announced.

If afflicted with sore eyes use DR.. Isaac Thomu
sons Eyewater Druggists sell at 25c per bottle
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21

South Cardinals rice crop is 10000, 900
pounds.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21

Gas was first employed as fuel in 1868.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1895-01-21
In Our Great Grandfather's Time,

stomach and
bowel derange-
Inents i'll the
most effective
way.
Assist Nature
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iynchings. the victims OF which. were
3s white and 11e colored persons. This
Is an average of % lynchings a month.
or 2e4 during the year. Despite the
condemnation Of lynchings by the press
and pulpit. public sentiment against
them seems to be of slow and uncertain
growth. Judge Briscoe. Of the circuit
court of Maryland, put It right the
other day when he said, in charging a
grand jury: Apart from the grave
objections to lynchings as a crime In
itself and tending to Generalization
and disregard of the majesty If the
law in communities where 1t occurs. is
the well-demonstrated fact that lynch
ing does not check the crime II Is In
tended to do. 1t is only the speedy
application of the law that VIII do
this" Every word OF that Is true.
But the trouble Is that the commission
of an extraordinarily brutal or fiendish
crime drives a certain unreasoning
and unreasonable element n the COM
munity half crazy.
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In C0nstantin0pIe.

A grewsome story Is that which
comes from Constantinople Of diver
who. while engaged in the work OF
driving piles for a new pier at the
Golden Horn, on reaching the sea bot
tom was surprised to find himself sur
rounded by the bodies of a number of
men, apparently standing upright
around him. They were the corpses OF
students, many of whom were known to
him personally. who were recently ar
rested by the Turkish police and after
ward taken out in boats and drowned
in the Bosphorus for taking part in the
recent disturbances at Stamboul. All
the bodies had leaden weights attached
TO their feet. which kept them erect
This reads like a tale from the Arabian
Nights. but in the light of recent events
In Turkey 1T may not be disputed.
Abdul-Hamed H.. sultan of Turkey.
INSCRIPTIONS ruler in Europe or Asia.
Intrigue, cunning and cruelty have
been his most marked characteristics.
Ten years ago his uncle was found
dead. murdered in his bed. His brother
became an imbecile under circumstan-
ces that left little doubt of criminal
cause The man who profited by these
crimes was Abdul-Hamid. His reign
has been stained by more wanlton
bloodshed than that of any preceding
sultan in modern history.
The sublime porte has been a subsid-
larry European power since Catherine
II. of Russia humbled Mustafa III. 1t
has gradually degenerated until 1t has
finally become a dependent upon the
good graces of Russia and England,
and with these two powers only so long
as each would agree upon their rights
and obligations in Turkish territory. In
the Russo-Turkish war of 1878, after
the investment of Plevna, the interven-
ton of England was all that saved
Turkey from becoming Russian de-
tendency pure and simple. Great Brit
ain believes that its interest requires
the maintenance of the integrity of the
Turkish empire. Were 1t not Tor this.
the powers would make short work of
Turkey and its vicious practices.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-25

Mr.. Pingree. the mayor of Detroit,
should rank as one of the philanthropy
lists of the time. His potato plan Of
helping the poor earn a living Is spread
ing in the large cities. with results Of
the most encouraging character. The
report of the New York Society for the
Improvement of the Condition of the
Poor in regard to the experiment in Gull
tivating vacant and unused lands with
the labor of those who could not find
employment, shows that ON the land
given for use by the owners $500 was
spent during the past season in direct
ing the labor of some eighty persons or
families and garden and farm products
valued at $4,000 were grown. The
plan not only assisted the poor. but
also cultivated habits of industry and
did not deprive them of any self-re.
spect. In many cases II caused the
laborers to desire to follow agricultural
pursuits and a considerable number
have arranged to move from their tene-
ment houses to the country. The Pin
gree potato plan is one of the best de-
vices discovered for relieving poverty
without encouraging shiftlessness.
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DOMESTIC IDYLS.

After ALL love and war are the only
proper themes for poetry" why do
you say love and war? Why don't you
just say marriageT'-Life.
Buggins-Wigwag beats his wife. Mug
gins-Horriblel Buggins-Fact; he beat
her out of an election bet the other day.
Philadelphia Record.
Miss Pert-Is Miss Strait Lace circum-
spect? Miss Caustic-Circumspect! Why.
she won't accompany a young man on
the piano without a chaperon.-Salem
Gazette.
Miss Bloomers-I wonder when Charlie
Newboy will ever learn to ride properly.
Miss Observation-Disclosures the matter
now? Miss Bloomers-Why. he works so
hard pedaling that he doesn't have
breath enough left to propose.-Bangor
Commercial
"It must be just lovely to be the two
headed girl" said Maud Ethel. "Just
think of being able to look straight
ahead of ones self and look back and
see what the other woman has on at the
same instant. "-Indianapolis Journal.
Ethel-I suppose shall have to wear
this veil; it's the only one I have. It's
so thick one can hardly see my face
through II. Edith-Oh, wear IL, by all
means Everybody says you never had
on anything half so becoming.-Boston
Transcript.
'John, dear, we'll really nave TO quit
boarding." why, what now?" Don't
you know, / noticed this morning that
Johnnie's right arm is already longer
than the left one."-Chicago Record.
Henpeck-I dreamed of heaven last
night. Mrs. Henpeck-What was It like
Henpeck-I couldn't tell, you were I'm
front of me-Syracuse Post.
There's no doubt that Jones killed
himself" None whatever" What
caused him to do it?" HE got a divorce
from his wife on Tuesday and on Thurs
day she fell heir to 45o.ooOv'-chicago
Tribune. IS.
Mrs. Yerger was dressed to go to the
ball. She had on a new dress. You look
stunning in that new dress. but, Great
Caesar! what a lot of money IL costs
these hard times" remarked Colonel Yer
ger. "Lor', Charles. what do I care for
the money when IL comes to making you
happy" replied Mrs. Yerger. with a
beaming smile.-Texas Siftings.
Young Wife-I want those letters
bound. They are the correspondence
which passed between my husband and
myself before we were married Would
you recommend a seal binding? Book
binder-By no means, madam; they
should be bound in whole calf.-Jos.
Ainslee.
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Eth cs Amonq LAWYERS.

The conviction of Murderer Holmes
lawyer. Shoemaker, for subornation Of
perjury is regarded in philadelphia as
judges are determined to make an ex-
ample of him. According to the Phil
adelphia Times they feel, and they
openly admit 1t. that the bar of Phil
adelphia. once famous the country
over for its ability and probity, is be-
ing debauched by men who look upon
subornation of perjury as a venial sin
and that It is time some check was
put upon its practice. Cleverer men
that Shoemaker do not openly ask
witnesses to commit perjury. but they
do say to those whose testimony they
depend upon to win cases: 'If what
you tell me Is true / cannot win your
suit. But IL so and this and that hap
pened and you can truthfully swear to
1t. can Insure you a verdict. Now
DRY. Go home and think the matter
over and come back tomorrow and let
me know what your revived recollec-
ton is Such advice by lawyers Is
getting altogether too common.
A lawyer more than any other pro-
fessional or business man is confronted
by temptations to indulge in dishon-
esty IN one form or another. and very
often the temptation is rendered
doubly strong by the fact that the end
seems to justify the means. Yet there
are plenty of honest lawyers left. law
yers whose standard OF honor. per-
sonal and professional. could not be
higher We do not believe that the
legal profession as a whole is degener-
ating. although it is certain that the
proportion of rascally pettifoggers is
showing no perceptible diminution.
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WHEN AUTUMN PASSETH RH

Where purple elderberries vie
With sumac's crimson stain,
A flood of mellow minstrelsy
O'erfiows the winding lane.
A myriad of insect voices lutte
And rival Threats reply.
No tree. no tuft of grass is mute
When autumn passeth by.
A perfume rare of ripening leaves
On zephyr pinions floats.
And oft the scent of browning sheaves
Blends with the cricket's notes;
Each hanging bough a censor swings
Beneath the dreamful sky,
And at her feet rich fragrance filings,
When autumn passeth by.
The spiders third their gossamer
with Jewels for her head:
The thistles strew their down for her;
That softly she may tread;
The brooklet stills its summer glee
Whenever her feet draw nigh.
And gently drones the yellow bee
When autumn passeth by.
Strange sorceries the spirit bind.
And work haunting spell;
weird voices echo on the wind.
And whisper beauty's knell.
At eventide a lonely star
Comes forth to mourn on high.
And sheds its quivering light afar
when autumn passeth by.
The sweetest song that ever flows
Hath sorrow in its strain:
The keenest JOY that mortal knows
Is always half pain.
60 life and death combine their art
To charm the ear and eye,
And lovely pathos wins the heart
when autumn passeth by.
Samuel Mlnturn Peck.
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I'M PIETIES.

Father Maloney was one of the best
known and most loved men In Nevada, y
remarked an old mining man to the San
Francisco Post. land / am sure he did
as much for the church as any two men
in the state. When Father Moloney So
licited subscriptions for a new church
men who never gave before dug down
deep into theip pockets and donated with
an appearance of cheerfulness that was
surprising. One day he walked into a
saloon where q big poker game was rum
ming. He watched the play until he
could speak without interrupting and
then said:
money enough to build new church
here Do any of you feel disposed to help
us out?'
"a big raw-boned fellow. who had been
losing steadily and was consequently in
no pleasant mood. growled: III y
"I'n rastle you for s4O.' /
without a word Father Maloney pro-
duced the amount and laid it on the
bar. The gambler looked surprised and
hesitated. but when the other players
commenced to jeer him he got up and
covered the priests wager. They pulled
of their coats and squared of. Father
Maloney commenced playing for an open
ing in a manner that showed he was no
stranger to the sport. The big fellow
made a rush and threw out a long arm
to clinch his opponent around the neck.
Quick as a flash Father Maloney grabbed
his wrist with both hands. turned, and
threw the big fellow clear over his
shoulder. He struck on his back with a
crash that made the glassware behind the
bar rattle and jump. Father Maloney
quietly donned his clerical coat. pocketed
the stakes and watched the big fellow
pick himself up painfully. -
MY friend said he. I would have
been very thankful for $40. I had to be q
little undignified. but I have made $40 for
the church.'" .4t ..-
An editor who died of starvation was
being escorted TO heaven by an angel
who had been sent out for that purpose
MAY / look at the other place before
we ascend to eternal happiness ~ "Eas-
fly" said the angel. So they went below
and skirmished around. taking in the
sights. The angel lost track of the edi-
tor and went around hades TO hunt him.
He found him sitting by a furnace fan
ming himself and gazing with rapture up
on a lot of people In the fire. There was
a sign on the furnace which said. "Delin-
quent Subscribers Come" said the an
gel 1--WE must be going you go on"
said the editor. I'm not coming. this is
heaven enough for me-"
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greater stability to the republic and an
specialization TO the Boston ideal hither-
to suspected to be NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
City Journal.
i In nothing has the advancement of
learning, TO which that great lawyer.
Francis of verulam, contributed so much.
been more eminently exemplified than In
that decision of the supreme court of the
United States of America which recently
we chronicled in solemn gladness. Beans
are not seeds of the coal oil plant, as
some fondly have imagined; neither are
they implements of war. nor are they ma
terial for street paving. They are vege-
tables The supreme court has said so.
and therefore they are so.-Chicago Inter-
Ocean.
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A PHILOSOPHER.

,,aa-be saws that the worlds all right.
Snr nv day and fire at night:
when he broke his leg in the railroad
wreck.
thanked the Lord that ii warn't his
necki
when the only house that he owned
burnt down.
pitched tent about a mile from town
while the rest was a-cryin' At to kill.
wr..Lsa the Lord we was Twin still.
-, don't matter what comes along.
yvh,,e the whole worlds sighin' he's in
fer song!
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-25

The leading issue of Georgia's sena-
torial fight will be the silver question.
The legislature is overwhelmingly
democratic. The candidates for sena-
tor are exlSpeaker Crisp and Secretary
Hoke Smith. The latter. of course. is
in full accord with the financial views
OF the administration Mr.. Crisp was
recently invited to address the Georgia
legislature. and in his address he look
occasion to declare for free silver in
the strongest and most unequivocal
terms. Georgia is believed to be still
a silver state II there ever was enc,
and this Notwithstanding the activity
OF Hoke Smith in championing the
financial course of the adminis.ra lion
on the stump and in his newspaper
which has been one OF the states lead
ing democratic organs.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-25

The annual report OF the postmaster
general. which is made public this
morning, shows a deficit of little more
than s1o.000.00o. Mr.. Wilson Is of the
opinion that the business of the depart
ment is improving. and he estimates
that the deficit of the present fiscal
year at a little more than s5.0o0.0oo. He
calls attention to the amount Of free
business the postoffice does for other
branches OF the government. II this
business were paid for at the usual
rates the department would be more
than self-sustaining. The mail service
of the country is doubtless susceptible
OF improvement in some respects, but
ON tn whole II is well managed and Is
giving great satisfaction and no right
thinking man will deem the deficit a
proper subject of criticism.
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MONDAY. NOVEMBER 25. 1895.

The report comes from New York and
washington that some prominent re-
publican leaders are of the opinion that
the republicans ought not to try to or
ganize the United States senate. 'If
the republicans organize the senate
Congressman Payne Is represented as
saying. 1.-The people of the country will
hold their party responsible for such
legislation as may be enacted" This
10 true enough. but the alternative
would be a cowardly course to pursue.
The republicans are afraid of making
a record on the eve of the presidential
election
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-25

Senator Blackburn and some of his
friends are said to entertain the delu-
sive hope that he still has a chance for
reelection to the senate. They say IL
the democrats will support Blackburn.
the two populist members of the legis-
iature will certainly vote for him. thus
giving him a majority on Joint ballot.
The republicans. however. will doubt
less take care against such a POSSIBLE
ity by unseating enough democrats in
the lower house to give them. the
republicans, an absolute majority. This
plan. IT is stated. has already been
perfected by the republican leaders of
Kentucky. and will be carried out to
the letter. 1t is dishonest and revolu-
tionary. Of course. but what do the
republicans care about that.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-25

The biographies of the boys who
wrecked a New York Central train last
week throw light upon the strange
crime and the motives of the criminals.
One Of the boys, proving troublesome to
mis- parents in New York city, was sent
20 the country to live with relatives.
He had plenty of money and he did
not live with his relatives long. He
went TO a hotel to board. He sought
bad company and read pernicious lit
erature. There was no one to correct
him or to hold up TO him a higher
ideal than a desperate. His parents
sent him a monthly remittance and
apparently thought their obligations
ended there. This young man, set
adrift at an early age. did not improve
I'm morals from the time when he was
sent from home as a bad boy. He gath
cred other young men about him.
They were idle companions, and en-
5oyed the entertainment that their lead
er gave them. and they too accepted the
despersdo as an ideal. The conse-
ouence was the disastrous wreck OF
last week. The young criminals are
fully accounted for.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-25

In reply to a charge made recently
that he gave $4,000 to the Indiana
state republican committee as a part
of the price for his cabinet position,
the Hon. John wanamaker admits Civ
ing the money but denies the matter OF
consideration. In explanation he states
that ne promised the Indiana stare
committee in 1892 that he would make
II a personal matter that 1t should
have Eie money and the committee
upon the strength OF this promise very
naturally included the $4,000 in its
expenses. Two or three persons con-
nected with the republican national
committee. Mr.. wanamaker asserts.
agreed from time TO time that the
money should be paid TO the Indiana
committee. But as time went on the
hope that the national committee
would do something in the matter was
exhausted and Mr.. Wanamaker HIM
self paid the amount. But IL Mr.. Wan
amazer did not receive his cabinet po-
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-25
THE FESTIVE BEAN.

The United States supreme court knows
beans, or IL thinks IL does.-Chicago Post
The decision OF the United States SUI
preme court that the bean is a vegetable
viii be quite a surprise TO those who have
always regarded this edible as a species
OF shell fish.-Kansas City Times
The supreme court. in deciding that
beans are really a vegetable, has opened
the way for a larger use OF the food.
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TO ADVERTISERS.

The Anaconda Standard guarantees its
advertisers q bona fde paid circulation.
Daily and Sunday, three times greater
than that of any other newspaper pub
hshed IN the state of Montana Advsrtis-
ing contracts will be made subject to this
guarantee.
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sition in consideration of his liberal
contributions to the republican cam
paign funds. in heavens name how
came he TO be appointed? r
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-11-25

Albion w. Tourgee has been keeping
a record OF the lynchings in this ccun-
try this year. Between March l end
September 30. he says. there we're l54
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