New-York tribune., 1895-10-20
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Gadzooks-Of course Corea Is going TO be CIV
ilized, but the question is how It shall be done.
Zounds-Probably the process known as Japan
ming will be used
Would Be Apprecia ted.-"You can trust the msn
who sings MS said the s Shsey ssn. ans Would
persuade the who works around my wood
ps NV 20 href iU sns
The Bayarian peasants, who have horror OF
fire. address the following prayer to their faVonte
saint: 80 holy Ct FIor.sn Protect this house;
burn the others.
uoaern.-I,adv dn a bookstore)-I would like one
- 'cierkHcertainy which may give you, o,..,.
Lady-One with red NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. 1~s'
ter
Abraham Rhme.. OF Fulton County, Ind. has
,r.t a,nled for his eighth divorce The irst ore
ne received in 1884, The causes which have promp''
ed him to apply for a separation range from sucn
q general one as domestic nfel.cty' TO his wifes
attacking him with pair Of SCISSORS
Would Institute a Boyeott-"Aw. Choy, nawss sxss
yaw been weading about these Turkish outwases
"Aw' yes: beastly thing don't you know" ~
well, weally Choly In so ~orkea "p rscsro
ksaSrd. ks'ns TO- give up "s ''"''"
co,on., McI,aughlln, OF San Francisco. sent his
swedish foreman a few days ago to do some work
around the mouth OF an old mining SHAFT ana 10
took a green countryman with him as an assstan!
In a couple OF hours the foreman walked up to the
Coloners office and remarked say Colonel
want anudder man." why. what's the matter
9TH that man I sent out with you?' inquired the
Colonel "Oh he fall down de shaft bout an hour
ago an he don't come up. tink he yumped Ms
yob."
Her Error-"I see that you have been buying
b.cyele" he casually remarked, as they sat SIDE oy
side on the sofa
cash or instalment?"
Two dollars week sne innx anmt'ea eans.d him 10
postpone his proposal for nearly a year.-,ihoia"sV
oils Journal
AT a gathering OF Kings Daughters at LONDON
Ontario the other day Mrs. Graham OF Ioron'"
on being asked II dancing should be tolerated re-
Piled "Ye. but only in the morning an hour oe'
fore breakfast and then the woman should dance
with her husband or brother" This encourage
ment of morning dancing, at a time when morning
prayers are said 10 be falling into dsuse may
possibly strike Christians as unwise Ano
there are se1ate heads OF families. not necessarily
Christian who would kick vigorously II they were
asked 10 dance an hour before reading the morning
paper and going to business. Farmers aiso' "n. ,
have 10 begin work very early IN the morning WI"
be ant TO complain II this dancing rule should d
enforced.
A Sublime Appette.-They we're seated az tns
restaurant table, he looking over the menu "ne'
"po YOU Know dear. have always longed for the
society OF congenal soul. one who loved the so'o'
Pigs feet baked beans. cold tripe griddle cakes
which will you have" interrupted dear al 'n''
':Tii take them ALL" was the soulful answer
Detroit Free Press
Many papers. especially those in Nev-Ensano.
are falling into the habit OF prehxns man
profession or occupation to his name Ls"ye.
Smith," Rector Brown" Grocer Jones and
'Jeweer Robinson" are forms In constant "ss.
and pretty soon. IL the mannersm contihues' w
may have such descriptive designations as DONKEY
Engine Builder smthson" "Articuator OF skeie'
tons Brownson' and "Renovator OF Old Clothes
Jonas"
A Forecast OF the Future-"Ahr' cried Joan OF
q. will 1 live in history as the frst female 70 wear
a coat Of male. and"-a sleam OF triumph shone
In her sxsltasion She caused her sarbsa .tesS
bloomers. .-(Pick- -Me-Cp.
According to The Atlanta Journal" Edward ~
klnson. who .s visiting the Exposition there. tole
the directors the other day that the peanut inaAe
enous to the South would some time In the fusuls
become as great a staple as cottonseed that IN,
oil Of the peanut had been OF great commefelai
value in the Oriental nations. and would Be IN .1'
United States. He reviewed the dicuties attsno'
ing the introduction Of cottonsesd oil - ssap''
Of food. and illustrated the strange prejudice sH
listing AGAINST It by the following: When co',oa'
seed oil was under the bane Of popular prejud'ee
ana tho law as WELL q Chicago lard-maker shpesd
some lard 'aduiterated with cottonseed OIL 70 hu'
rome. II was pronounced excellent lard II wss
liked 40 we'll that ne received . great order for
10 600 tierces But at this juncture he could get no
oil. and was forced to ship tho pure lard. Inc
consisnee pronounced II on sample wouldn't hase
n and the unfortunate Chicago man lost iarSs
sum OF money
rhsv sat I'm deep thought for half an hour anss
,hs E,nch Finally one OF them could stand u "
longer So he took q clSsr from his pockst s%S snS
lighted It, with the remark; sorry maven "''
"Just what should have said TO you IN n's nys
,,,rnte. more replied the other. also taking oas
"issr and lighting IT, ~ you hadnt got the sesss
Of nH"-lBsston Transcript