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0. T. DozlER, M. D.,
Specialist.

This well-known Institute, which was mingham, is under the immediate su- pervision of Dr. or. Dozier, graduate of every branch of the medical and surg ical sciences, a man eminentin his pro- fessionand foremost among all southern Specialists in his remarkable and suc- cessful treatment of all chronic, nerv- ous, blood, skin and genito- urinary diseases.
 Dr. Dozier gives his individual study and efforts to the diagnosing and treat ment of every case, prepares all medi- cines and gives all directions and advice, thus securing to every patient the high est professional skill and privacy, as well as security against mistakes and tho use of inferior drugs.
 All Kidney, Bladder and Urethral troubles cured in the shortest possible time.
 Neuralgia, Sciatica, Nervous Head- aches, Insomnia, Lumbago, Rheumn- tism, Catarrh, Eczema, Palpitation of The Heart, Pale and Sallow Com plexion, Nervous Prostration, Varicocele, Stric- ture, Gleet and GOnorrhoes, Oystitis, LeucorrLea, Falling Womb, Suppressed or Painful Periods, Piles, Fistpla and Fissure, Weakness, Failing Memory, Lost Power, Impotence and all results of Indiscretion, contagion or inherited diseases which vitiate the blood, impair thenerves and destroy the strength are speoialties in our line, and we can point with pride to our established reputation, founded on skill and grounded ill the gratitude of thousands whom we have cured.
Birmingham age-herald., 1895-02-05

Of spoor papa= are made to throw white light on all her children'e shortcomings, and her sufferings in his loss to fit into every other worry, and give private piduancy to them. She puts on the deepest mourn ing. she hushes all music and laughter, and she expects all her ac- quaintances to speak to her in a voice modulated with sighs.
 It is noticeable quality in worriers that whatever is wrong they are never responsible for it. Some one to throw the blame on is part of the providential arrangement of their houses and their lives. And just as men worriers have always the tariff, or the police, the pope or the Jesuits, to bear the brunt of their forebodings, so the woman worrier can always find some one in general, or some one in particular, who has been sadly in the way of her doing good, or giving generously, or bearing the natural ills of life with equanimity. And unfortunately this some one, whom it is safe to blame, is generally
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not to W o r r y.
 But conquest is possible to those d e t e ermi ned to achieve it. And in this direc- tion they may first r e S 0 l V e, that if they can not avoid wor- rying, they will, a t l 0 a s t, not
Birmingham age-herald., 1895-02-05
WOMEN WHO WORRY.
Amelia B. Barr on One of Life's
 Smaller Pleasures
4 Cat In Every Houso-lt sorves to Throw the Blame on-shadows of Happi- ness That Retire Before Real
 CalamitIes.
IooPYRIenr, lsO5.l

UNI BIN uo not have a monopoly of worrying by any means, but they have a spe- cial gift in the selection of their worries. T h e y take one that is many-sided, that is intermittent, and that cannot be easily squan-
Birmingham age-herald., 1895-02-05

only phase of the complaint; wom- en are paI'tic- ularly clever at worrying ov er some anticipated evil. No matter how problemat- ical, or how dis tant the grie f may be, they di- vine it afar off, -1 .s- sA
Birmingham age-herald., 1895-02-05

at hand--a weak husband, a will ful child, a poor relation, a false friend, a dishon- e S t SC va n t.
 T h ere is not onl y a cat in
 every house who is sanswerable for
Birmingham age-herald., 1895-02-05

me n YOU S. Willy, do not go to the barn, it is showing. Willy, do not make that noise, you give me a headache. W lily, d o sit straight, you are
Birmingham age-herald., 1895-02-05
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE.
 50x24o. Avenue and 23d street, three houses, $500 cash. A bargain.
 FOR RENT.
 2616 9th avenue, 1 rooms, $1O; 2629 7th avenue, rooms, Ss; 22i3 9th avenue, rooms, $10; handsome residence on South Highlands near 2oth street, $25. 40-acre farm, 20 cleared, on macadamized road, 3ls miles from court house, well watered, under fence, good house and barn; rent s10 per month. W. B. LEEDY & CO.,, 231m HAN N. z1st streey.
Birmingham age-herald., 1895-02-05
FOR RENT.

TOR RENT-New two-story brick livery sta- I ble; will rent low to right parties. J. D. Crosthwait, 11el2 21st street. 3t su tn thu EOR RENTING nice 4-room houses, 1909 T and 1911 3d avenue; three at East Bir- mingham, one at Powderly, one at Woodlawn and Groom house at East Lake with large garden. J. D: Crosthwait, 1lsl2 21st street.
 3 3t su tu thu
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CONSULTATION FREE, . CURES GUARANTEED

ate matters sacredly inviolate. hpts and moderate charges.
 \annot visit us in our office their natne, receive our Ion Blanks," which will hat them successfully by kg for question list and
 r an|Yn Send 2
Birmingham age-herald., 1895-02-05
FOR SALE.
 MISCELLANEOUS.

A RARE OPPORTUNITY-A party with cap A ital of $50 to $500 can secure a business that will double their money in thirty days. Will bear the most careful investigation. Ref erences given and required. Address Success, this office.
Birmingham age-herald., 1895-02-05

N W. RATLIFF, Contractor, Builder. Office 1S23l2 2d avenue. 1 27 I'm
Birmingham age-herald., 1895-02-05

THE LOOSELY CYCLE COMPANY-Wil l buy, sell or repair your old wheel. We are 18th street, birmingham, Ala. l2-15-d
 MONEY TO LOAN-On furniture, without re- M moval, from $10 up. s. R. Searle, 17th street, between lst and 2d avenues. my2-3m
Birmingham age-herald., 1895-02-05
HELP WANTED.

Nr NrANTED-Gentlemano or lady to sell Dobie's w Aluminium Coffee Economzer. Fits any pot; saves one-third the coffee. Arthur L.. Dobie & Co.,. Grant building, Atlanta, Ga.
 1-12tf
Birmingham age-herald., 1895-02-05

I OST-On 9th street, between 2d and sth IL avenues, pair gold spectacles. Liberal reward paid for same if left al Age Herald of- flee deIl If
Birmingham age-herald., 1895-02-05

worry to others.
Birmingham age-herald., 1895-02-05

yVANTED-A renter for ten acres good land w near Bessemer; terms to suit. Address Thomas Fahy. Rome, Ga. 9 1w
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24
POETRY
WHEN l WAS A BOY.

Once all things on earth
Were for pleasure and .mirth.
Each morn awoke to new Joy.
| loved all God gave,
And had nothing to crave
In those days when was q boy.
For in those sweet days
L knew naught of the craze
That money has made in my brain.
| loved the things pure
That will always endure,
And cared not for losses or gain.
The song of the bees,
or the birds in the trees,
OF the brook that murmured i'm gIee.
All entered my heart
And were there made part
or the anthems that life sang to me.
BY measure of time
am now in my prime,
With cares Of life s hurry and strife:
And know that the Joy
That | felt when boy
VIII never more enter my life.
When time bids me go
From the world here below
TO the land of eternity'S joys,
| hope God above
In His infinite love
Will make me just one of His boys.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24
POETRY.
WOMAN'S RIGHTS.

A right to tread so softly
Beside the couch of pain;
To smooth with gentle fingers
The tangled locks again;
TO watch beside the dying
In wee small hours of night,
And breathe consecrating prayer
When the spirit takes it's flight.
A right to cheer the weary
On the battlefields of life;
To give the words of sympathy
Amid the toll and strife;
TO lift the burden gently
From sore and tired hearts
And never weary of the task
Till gloomy care departs.
A right to be woman
In truest woman's work;
If life should be hard one,
No duties e'er to shirk:
A right to show to others
How strong woman grows
When skies are dark and lowering
And life bears not rose.
A right to love one truly,
And be loved back again;
A right to share his fortunes
Through sunshine and through rain
A right to be protected
From life's most cruel blights
BY manly love and courage
Sure these are woman'S rights,
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

THEY say that an early settler is
he who pays his bills promptly that
the man who looks out for himself
watches others that gossip is a gen.
tie zephyr that grows into a tornado {;
that women who do not fancy work
often do fancy work; that if life is
a fitful dream, death must be sort of
an alarm-clock; that slipper used
Judiciously will often make a dull
child smart; that society is con-
versation between people about them.
selves; that certain man keeps his
word because no one else will take
it; that there are two sides to every
question, ours and the wrong side !;
that the devil hurts us most when
he smites us through those we love {;
that the man who Is perfectly satis-
fed with himself is usually very
easily pleased that there are men
who would die for a woman, but
would not give up smoking for her.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

How TO TELL NATIONALITY.-
If fly drops into beer glass, says
a German paper, one who has made
a study of national characteristics
can easily tell the drinkers nation
ality by his action. A Spaniard
pays for the beer, leaves it on the ia.
Bile and goes away without saying a
word. A Frenchman will do the
same, except he will swear while he
goes. An Englishman spills the beer
and orders another glass. A Ger.
man carefully fishes out the fly and
finishes his beer as if nothing had
happened. A Russian drinks the
beer with the fly. A Chinamar
fishes out the fly, swallows 1t, and
then throws away the beer,
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24
Execution OF Charlotte COrday.

Many stories of the death of Char
lotte COrday, who assassinated Marat
during the French revolution, have
been written, but the true one is now
published. 1t Is in "The Diary of
Charles Henri Samson," who was
the headsman of that day in Paris,
just published. This Is his account
of her death:
con this day, Wednesday, July
18th, first year of the one and indi-
visible republic, l executed Char
lotte COrdsy. On reaching her cell
in the Conciergerie we found her
writing. She looked in my direc-
tion and asked me to wait. When
she had finished she took off her cap
and told me to cut her hair. Since
Nj. de la Barre, mad not seen cour-
age equal to hers. We were in all
six or seven men, whose profession
was anything but softening, and yet
she was less moved than we were.-
When her hair was cropped she gave
part to the artist who had taken her
portrait, and some to the iailer's
wife. gave her the red shirt, which
she arranged herself. AS prepared
to pinion her she requested to keep
on her gloves, because when she was
arrested the cords were so tight that
her skin was broken. l said she
could if she liked, but that l could
do it without hurting her. She
smiled, and saying, "TO be sure,
you ought to know how to do it,"
held out her naked hands. There
was h u II d er and rain VIII en- we
reached the quays, but the crowd
was thick. At a window of the Rue
st. Honore 1 saw Robespierre, Ca
mile aud Danton. They looked at
tentively at the culprit. myself
often looked at her. Not on ac-
count Of her personal beauty, great
as that was, but it seemed impossible
that she should remain so calm and
courageous. / said: You find the
way long, tear?' mo NATTER re-
piled she, I'VE shall reach the scaffold
sooner or later When we reached
the Place de la Revolution I tried to
hide it from her by standing up
But she said: 4 have a right to be
curious this is the first time 7 see
it, She assembled the steps nimbly.
One of my men suddenly snatched
away her neckerchief and she
stretched ssout on the weigh plank of
her own accord. Although 1 was
not ready / thought it barbarous to
prolong the poor girls sufferings for
an instant. 1 made the sign to my
man, and he pulled the rope"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

ADVANCE IN PRICE.-A draper,
observing junior assistant disput-
ing with a customer about the price
of silk she wished to purchase, step.
ped up to the combatants and after
a wordy tussle succeeded in obtain
ing higher price for twenty yards
than the goods were marked. His
methods of persuasion were based
on the statement that, owing to the
disease among silkworms, prices
were rapidly advancing. He then
administered homily to the assist.
ant on the necessity of using his
brains and exercising ingenuity in
making sales.
The next day the same draper had
to rescue the same assistant from the
clutches of an old lady who was be-
labOring him with her gingham."
What did you do to incense her p
asked the draper.
don't know, SIR" he replied
".She asked me- for a yard of tape,
and when told her that, owing to
a disease among tapeworms the
price was now double, she went for
me.o
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

LIKED BY ANIMAIS.--Sara
Bernhardt says: eff 1 am in a
crowd of people and dog or a cat
Ia near, 1t will come naturally to me
without my making the slightest
movement. Why this is the case
cannot say, unless there is developed
in me another sense, the existence
of which animals at once perceive" ;"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

r THEY were seated in the parlor
conversing on the uncertainty of
life. She-The future is vast, un-
fathomable mystery to us, isn't 1t L?
He -Yes; all we know Is that we
have to go some time. Voice from
the Library-It would suit the con.
venience Of this household If you'd
make II little sooner than that.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

AN insurance clerk sent his card
to his florist recently with a young
lady's address on one side and the
following note on the other "Any-
thing will do for this girl" When
the clerk called that evening the SER
want met him with his boquet,
handed it to him, and slammed the
door in his face. The florist had
tied the card bearing the address to
the flowers. but written in a femi-
nine hand below his note was " There
Is one thing that will not do for this
girl, and you are it,"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

SWEET GIRL-Pa, the house next
door was robbed last night.
Pa-Mercy Next door?
Sweet Girl-Yes, and the burglars
have been in two or three houses on
this block within a week.
Pa know it. l know it. It's
terrible! But what can we do?
Sweet Girl was thinking it might
be good plan for me and Mr.. Nice
fellow to sit up few nights and
watch for them.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

WITNESS" said a lawyer in the
police court the other day, "you
speak Of Mr.. Smith being we'll off.
Is he worth five thousand dollars ?n
"No, sah."
"Two thousand ?n
No, sab he hain't WORT twenty
FIVE cents"
.,t" Then how is he we'll Off"
Got a wife, sab, who sports de
hull family, sab 9"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

MOTHER-Bobby, the minister Is
coming to tea this afternoon. You
must behave yourself at the table.
Bobby-All right. Rut If you
don't give me the biggest piece Of
pie I'll tell the minister that dad
went fishing last Sunday and didn't
catch cold. ..
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

MRS. FoaG (entering appartment)
Somebody's in the other room.
I've good mind to peep.
Fogg-Don't do it; it's a mean
piece of business.
Mrs. Fogg-I don't care; Pm
bound to find out. HIM, the keys
in the hole!
Fogg-So l ascertained before you
came in.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24
VALUABLE FARM FOR SALE,

TWO miles east of Falling Spring,
Il Greenbrier county. W. Va, l4O
acres, with dwelling and out buildings,
nearly all level. Over 100 hundred acres
cleared, in good state of cultiv ating,
adapted to farming and grazing. Close
to churches, school, mill and postofilce.
Good fruit and water. For further in
formation call on or address James H.,
VIM. n. or S. F. MYLEs, Failing
Spring, W. Va. April lift.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

MAMMA-Well, did you tell God
how naughty you have been?
Lilly - No, / was ashamed. /
thought it had better not get out of
the family.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY's fond
ness for children is we'll known
characteristic of the /" Hoosier" poet
and his keen appreciation of their
quaint sayings is illustrated in the
following dialogue he claims to have
overheard, and which he related at
recent luncheon. "I don't like
Willie It ALL" the first youngster as
serted, emphatically. why not p
Cause every night he blabs every
thing to God.D
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

FIGHTING WITH CHEESE.--The
most remarkable ammunition ever
heard Of was used by the celebrated
Commodore Coe of the Montevidean
navy. who, in an engagement with
Admiral Brown, of the Beunos Ay-
rean service, fired every shot from
his lockers. &" What shall we do ?n
asked his first lieutenant,
1t looked as if Coe would have to
strike his colors, when it occurred to
ms hrst lieutenant to use Dutch
cheese as cannon balls.
There happened to be q large guam
tity of these on board, and in a few
minutes the fire of the old Santa Ma
ria, Goes ship, which had ceased en-
tlrely, was re-Opened, and Admiral
Brown found more shot flying over
his head. Directly one of them
struck his mainmast, and as it did
SO shattered and flew in every direc-
ton. What the dickens is the
enemy tiring?" asked Brown. But
nobod y could tell. Directly another
came in through a port and killed
two men who were near him, and
en,striking the opposite bulwarks,
burst to pieces.
Brown believed it to be some new.
tangled paiXhan or other, and as
four or five more of them came slaI
through his sails, he gave orders tC
fill away, and actually backed out OF
the fight, receiving a parting broad.
side of Dutch cheeses.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

" YES, 1 had long conversation
with Miss Beaconhill, of Boston, but
don't think she understood half
what l said"
What makes you think that ?"
Well, she didn't have her spec
taclea on -
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

McTIGHE lin the ir)-Hold on
there-ye've had two trials and ye
pulled the wrong tooth each time !;
now, begob, I'll go to the blacksmith
and have it removed.
The Dentist-You'll stay in that
chair till that tooth comes out. I'll
get the right one if have to pull
every tooth in your head.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

Too MUCH DEFERENCE.-"It 1t Ia
not always pleasant to be treated
with so much Difference" remarked
woman who was growing old and
did not like it. "a young person,
who evidently meant to be civil,
got up and offered me her place in a
street car the other day, and was
80 vexed / could have boxed her
ears; Halter myself / am quite as
able to stand as she was"
"What makes me perfectly fu-
rious," said her companion, a girl
OF society who was not so young as
she once was, els to have those chits
of debutantes show me such a vast
amount of respect. 1 believe the
horrid little things do it on purpose
They rise when they speak to me-
and the other day, at Mrs. KS re,
ception, some of my sisters friends
drew back to give me precedence
and actually courtesied when spoke
to them J"
In fact, very few persons find &C
ceptable the consideration shown tc
them on account Of superior. age,
and young people are advised tC
show more tact in their treatment OF
their elders.
" find Miss G. so extremely we'll.
mannered," commented a matron
who by no means considers herself
passe. "She actually has the good
breeding to treat me with friendly
equality, and does not jump to pick
up my handkerchief or give me q
chair, and make me feel generally
as II L were separated from her by q
chasm of years as most of her set
do; For my part / think too much
difference from younger woman to
an older one very bad form.n
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

TO say, Every one is talking
about him" Is eulogy; but to saw,
" Every one Is talking about herr is
an elepy.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

" Is there much dissipation here ?"
asked New Yorker of Maine ma
tive. Nary a bit," was the reply.
Why, the sun can't even dissfpate
the fog"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

Mr.. BRIDE-I never felt better in
my life.
Mrs. Bride-Oh, don't say that,
Chalie-
Mr.. Why not?
Mrs. Bride-It's so unlucky. In
every case Of sudden death you will
read that the deceased had Just re-
marked that he never felt better in
his life,' and then he drops dead.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

If the bass drum could think It
would probably wonder why 1t has
to keep still so much.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

A WOMAN who has never seen her
husband fishing doesn't know what
patient man she has married.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

A SCHOoLBoY asked to define the
word "sob," whispered out, cit
means when feller don't want to
cry and 1t busts out itself.n
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24
Great Young Men.

Charles James Fox was i'm Parlia.
ment at nineteen.
The great Cromwell left the Uni
versity at Cambridge at eighteen.
John Bright was never at any
school after he was fifteen years old
Gladstone was i'm Parliament at %
and at II was Lord of the Treasury
Lord Bacon graduated at Cam.
bridge at 16 and was called to the
bar at 81.
Peel was in Parliament at 81; and
Palmerston was Lord of Admiralty
at %.
Henry Clay was in the Senate OF
the United States, contrary to the
Constitution, at 20.
Judge Story was at Harvard at ),
in Congress at 20, and Judge of the
Supreme Court Of the United States
at 80.
Martin Luther had become largely
distinguished at "a, and at Sc had
reached the tOpmost round of his
worldwide fame.
Webster was in college at 10; gave
evidence of his great future before
he was %; and at thirty he was
peer of the ablest man in Congress.
Washington was a distinguished
colonel in the army at %, early in
public affairs, commander of the
forces at ~, and President at 81.
Morris Of Saxony died at 32, con-
ceded to have been one of the pro-
foundest statesmen and one of the
best generals which Christendom
has seen.
Napoleon at 25 commanded the
army Of Italy. AT 80 he was not
only one of the most illustrious gen.
erals of the time but one of the
great lawgivers of the world. At
46 he saw Waterloo.
VIM. Pitt entered the ministry at
IL, was Chancellor of the Exchequer
at ", Prime Minister at "a, and so
continued for twenty years, and when
80 was the most powerful uncrowned
head in Europe.
The great Louis Y was Pope at SO.
Having finished his academic tram
ing he took the Office of Cardinal at
lS-only twelve months younger
than Charles James Fox when he
entered Parliament.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-10-24

MEN are most nearly right when
they admit they are wrong.