The Columbus journal., 1895-09-25
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Wanted Nm lnyiiiots Cs,mpSrisonx.
One of the new members Of congress
was. few years ago.. "a county juaSe in :
the state from which ne hai.s tsays the
Washington Start On one occasion in
his court. a lawyer was pieadin.. u ease
and was making u speech which stirred
the jury to its 'profoundest depths I'm
the course of his perora,ion. he said
And. gentlemen of the jury, as stand
At this bar today. in behalf of eris-
moment he may be called. before a
greater Judge than the judge o. tnis
court. = The judge. or the bench
raped sharply on the. desk. and thu
awyerstopped suddenly and looked at
him qoestioning]y. The gentleman.
said the court with dignity. will
please confine himself to the case be
fOrc;the jury. and not permi; himself To-
indulge in invidious- -eomparisons'
-Ehe Modern Beauty e. g.
.Thrives on good food and sunshine. With
plenty Of exercise in the. open sir. Her
form CLOVIS with health and her face:
blooms with its beauty. II her system
needs tire cleansing action of a laxative
remedy. she uses the gentle and pleas
ant liquid laxative. Syrup of Figs: =.
FrdisIes. Mi.sionnry Mort.
4 great deal Of missionary csor, has
been expended upon the Chinese in
California. and especially in san. Fran :
CISCO but it requires microscope. to-
discover any real Iconvtrsions after forty
years of labor In the WAY of deiny F.
actual good for the wreiched people of
our slnms 800 will accomplish more
than $4,000 spent in trying To change
the Chinese in their Flowerv kingdom
into followers of Christ and her..,ics. to
the doctrines of CONTIGUOUS: Taking =
everything into consideration. It is IA
fair question whether there is not q,
great waste of Christian effort as we'll
as of money in these attempts te cop.
vert Chinese who won't be converted
and whether it would not be merc pra.,-
tical as we'll as more Christian to con.
cehtrate some of this effort ami money
upon the heather at our very doors
who know neither Christ nor Con iircius :.
chicago Tribune
Take P.rker'. Gs.s~r.T..s h...e =. Ish y.. .
You VII ind il to eve ed your expect,ri ns-1n
abatisg COLTS, and many ills, aches and weaknesses.
Where ths Interest Lies. -
am an old woman and must have nv
say, ana | tell you that when YOU all
come into the fullest intelligence you
will find that the three really interest
ing things of life are that human beings
are born, marry and die: that we grow
up in. families. have fir ends. lovers,
husbands. children: that the real flip
of existence. the stimulating. Charm.
the ever renewed cordial GENES from
these simple elementary facts: that they
occasion the talk. the wit. the fun, the
q absurdities. the follies. the heartaches-
which make life worth living.
Pal. is net conducive ss ps~n.sr->
will please you. for il removes them perfectly.
., Needle In Her Brain. go '
In the clinic of Prof. Won Barticleben
in Berlin, the other day a cuurious sur
yical operation was performed "A 20
rear-old seamstress named WiIhehnina
had a darnIng needle almost
three inches long removed from her
brain, where it must have been i'm
Dedded since baby hood. The poor girl
Ill her life had often suffered head
lcheS. sometimes aggravated by
pasmS How the needle ever got there
'Obody knows. The patient has al
eady been discharged from the chAritc-
80. .Ce~'s Cso9h Balsasa 49,.
= the oldest and best. IL will break ap Gold stc
r than nythinE else. II Is always reliable. Try IL
lloe Spoon Enough.
A Boston man travelin" through the.
Outh was Obliged to stop over in Il
mall town where there was out one .
Ote1, at which the accommodations
vere hardly To- he calleti elm horat,