New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-03-21

Some one has calculated that 100000 colored
photographs OF the Queen and the Prince OF Wales
sold every year.
A blacksmith was once summoned 70 county
work. sS The JHdge after hearing the testimony.
asked him why he did not advise them 10 settle,
the disputed sum He replied: Il told the fools to
settle, for. said, the clerk would ske their coats,
Honors court you'd skin 'em"'-(Newcastle Chron-
cle.
OF the $1,000 breweries said to be in the world 2,-
900 are in Germany.
Customer-Fifty cents for filling this prescription?
Why at the drugstore down the street they charge
Drussss-fhats all It's worth at that store.
ml'0m They put up cents worth OF drugs IN the
bottle and then nil Il up with water. l put in the
same drugs and iii the bottle with the finest aqua
pura. Thanks. Anything else?-(Chicago Tribune.
An English paper says that the Archbishop Of
York recently letter 10 his clergy. asking
them to abstain from tobacco during Lent; an an
nouncement made at the same time tha' inc
Archbishon would go abroad FOR a longer vacation
than usual
"Now tell me" said Miss F1atnote. in compli-
ment.courting tone do you think my singing voice
Is a. r Mademoiselle" replied the professors
"admiraby adapted, and FOR very difficult e.ass
of stage work"
on YOU mean TO hatter me- l-
NO, at all | refer to pantomme."-(Boston
Transcript
An entertainment was recently given by the cru
Gems OF Uniontown, Ky, 70 the stockholders OF
dstilling company whose plant Is there. Inc PRIV
gramme styles the visitors the guests OF the CITY,
and close as follows: After which committee
from the Catholic. Epscopalan. Presbyterian
Christian and Baptist churches will receive 'hs
guests. and after the reception there viii o' dance
at the Opera House TO end the pleasures ana ENJOY
ments OF the evening.
Had Not Bothered imYSgng Husband o SS9nt
down comic paper makes s' me tired We have
been married two months. and You maven "S"eN
Young Wife-Of course not. What would be t I
OF botherng you for every ltt.e ,h me things
chargei-(New-York Weekly.
The robbers OF Canton (China) have organized
necuIiar insurance company. II insures all It's poll
,cv-holders against robbery and plumber Tor one
vear We are familiar with the same thing IN new
York except that the robbers DO not can themselves
an insurance company. and are governed by
boss instead OF a president
Jack-I have a chance to marry. poor girl whom
love or a rich woman whom do not love what
wnui1 Won advise? George-Love Is the salt OF lie'
my friend Without II all else Is naught Love,
pure love. makes poverty wealth. pain JOY earn
whom oSa'f" love" SBravey spoken BY The way.
would you-er-mind introducing me TO the rich
woman whom you do not love?'-Qllusrated Bits
No credence need be accorded to the stories
which from time to time find their way into PRINT
describing in graphic language the recent escape
release of French soldiers alleged 10 have pee"
detained In German prisons on one preteA' VI
another since the close of the war just quarter
OF a century ago. Mile. Corale Cahen' VINO -
decorated with the Cross OF the Legion OF fio''o'
for her services looking after the welfare oi 'e
French prisoners OF war In Germany, ana WIN
took a leading part in perfectng the Arrangement.
for their return home after the conclusion Oh
! peace, declares in the most positive manner 'nA'
not n single French prisoner OF war remains III any
! German prison, and that those who claim 10 nav
| been detained as such subsequent to the sisha'"'o
| OF the Treaty OF Frankfort are much impoS'o''
| as were those last survivors of the Grand A'"''
Just returned from the steppes OF Russia "noSe
pretensions became u byword in the reign Oh Ming
Louis Philippe.
A story Is told by one OF Lord Zetlands parry
who were making Inquiries into the condition Le a.
a distressed district They were crossing iane.
a gale was blowing. and waves were dash,hs "a as
the boat The gentleman referred TO had pei" v.ill
sured that Irish peasant, II treated VIZ Nan
always agree with what Is said 10 him. rather hat
appear disagreeab.e IL struck the gentleman nc" -
here good chance TO put the asss n .,o bs
| the proof There is very little wnd. Ia' =. NE
| said to OF the boatmen The answer ns,is
through the bowling of the elements. very inh,v
indade, yer honor. but fhwat there Is - Wo's""
sthrong!"-(Youths Companion