The daily morning journal and courier., 1895-01-08

| eight miles to druggist to get a bottle. Re
 specttully yours 5. |. Young, Hiram, Ohio. heights, capture the hireling catiffs and fill Hartford with tears and woe! Spain needs a Charles V. as France
 needs Napoleon and Italy a Hide
 brant Italy and Spain also need a
 Pierrepont Morgan to reorganize their | cash and set them once more on sound l financial basis.
 Another fact which may interfere | with the happiness of some travellers is
 the fact that Germans steamers employ
 the fact that German steamers employ | German passengers, and that other steamers have to take the consequences. On the Furst Bismarck the band played on deck at eleven in the morning; when
 the sea permitted it to stand on its legs; at dinner, no matter what might be the condition of the sea-it must at times have been strapped fast to something
 and in the evening. The morning and
 the evening performances could be
 avoided, but the dinner infliction could not be avoided except at the sacrifice of the dinner. There are persons to whom a German band Is obnoxious at
 all times and under all circumstances.
 Some can stand little of 1t when some-
 thing has occurred to make them so
 happy that all sounds seem seraphic. When a man has been accept
 ed by the girl he imagines he adores
 he is apt to contract the awful habit of
 giving money to German bands; and the
 habit thus formed must be kept up as
 sign that his affections have not abated. That the Nemisis should follow
 him out to sea is past enduring Yet
 it is ten to one he will fee the band
 simply because too much of a coward
 to break the internal habit. The com
 bination of a heavily rolling sea, spill
 ling dishes, swearing walters, steerage
 odors, a semi-seasick German band and
 an idiotic neighbor trying to roar one
 of old Rameses jokes In your ear. is a combination 1t would take Hell Breugh-
 el to paint and the author of the In-
 ferno to describe. To have submitted to it rather than jump overheard like man will be an eternal disgrace. One such blow effects character forever. One might analyze the incongruity Of the sensations excited. You can no more chew than you can talk In musical tenn DO, There must be continual dlscords and resulting dyspepsia. Franklin was opposed to talking at table, and would have his deciples eat in silence and keep their thoughts continually fixed on their food. Let the sickenlng experi- ence hurry into the past and bury it. self in oblivion as fast and as effectual- ly as possible.
 For Algiers, again see guide book. It looks very pretty with it's French build | ihgs, quays and breakwaters in the | forground; it's moorlsh town crowded in | on the right and Its countless European 1 villas dotting the vast semicircle'of hills | all about. A coffee bag is sufficient | dress for the swarthy, monkey like | boatmen who fight their way to the | ships side. Two coffee bags is a super fuity of luxury. Why they did not up- | set themselves and everybody else is a | mystery At Algiers debarqued the di- | vinity who had made life bearable to at | least one table full of ordinary mortals | How suddenly dreary it seems without her.
 Naples is the same old Naples. Tn all | these years the outline of Capri hasn't | a particle. Nor has the GUS tom house. Nor has the bowling mob that bangs your luggage about for hours. Four mortal hours of custom house! Think of it, ye invalids, who propose journeying this way for health and rest. There is one change, and a decided change: there are fewer beg gars This must indicate prosperity.
 The conclusion of the whole matter is this. If you come for the pleasure of the trip wait till after the middle of February; do not take a steamer which receives steerage passengers and try to decently murder the band before start ing. Otherwise take the fastest steam CT sailing between the nearest ports and do all the rest of your travelling by rail. This is the advice of a very old stager who has hardly as yet quarter recovered from his latest and very worst experience, but who is ever your devoted FERNANDEZ.
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