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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-21

ETHEL has on lovely new engagement
ring Isn't she perfectly heartless?"
HAS she thown some one OVER no,
but poor Fido hasn't been dead a month. -
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-21

If this sort of thing Keeps up 1t will
soon be proper to speak of them as
zone of the fined" instead Of zone Of
tbs finest"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-21

We publish on this page a most in
teresting interview with Mr.. Grenfel
Of the bimetallic parliamentary COM
snittee
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-21

The Chicago strike is not yet clos
ed incident. Debs and Egan are at it
again Call out the troops.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-21
FUN.

when I preached matrimony she dis
missed the subject with word What
did she say?" ''Yes."-Chicago Mail.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-21

whom present-day playgoers remember
best as Dunstan Kirke. but whom the
elders recall with admiration as a fine
actor of heroic roles, is about to retire
10 the Forest Home.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-21

having been engaged by Oscar Hammer
stein for the opening of his new vaude-
vile theatre in New York. Various man
ayers have tried TO get her, but have
struck at the almost prnhibtory price
demanded by the witty Partisan. Ham
merstein wants her 10 give his newIyen-
ture a fashionable start.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-21

First New Yorker-Were there many
New Workers in Chicago? Second New
Yorker Gust from Chicago)-I imagine
so. So many of the people L passed on
the street had such a disguised look
Life
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-21
PERSONAL.

Russell Sage believes that we have
seen the worst of the bad times anc
that if there is not an unexpected hop
he will be able to buy a new SIS sui
this summer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-21

Kate-I cannot believe that Mr.. Gayboy
is so bad a man. His wife says that
others do not know him as she does
Harry-Yes; but then his wife doesn't
know him as others do.-Boston Tran
script.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-21
For Letter Heads,

Bill heads, statements. bali tickets
and all kinds of job work send to The
Herald. Quick work and reasonable
prices assured.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-21

The Editorial We''-Irate Subscriber
the editor? I have come to whip him
Editor Hawville Clarion-All right, sir;
we will attend to your case in a few mo-
ments. and Subscriber-Hold on Hold
onl I'll take it all back if there are two
of you for me to fght.-Puck.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-21

sILvER-6s1s.
price, $40.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1895-03-21

Her brow was like the snowdrift,
Her cold heart thereabout;
But her conversational aptitude, ranging
from theosophy down to Zoophyology
was the tallest
That Boston could pan out.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
Trombone Cure For Lungs.

"When was in the early twenties, I"
said Mr.. Eugene Coffin of Albany, II
worked in shop devoted to the manufac-
ture Of mathematical instruments and In
hailed SO much fine brass dust that my
lungs became seriously affected and my
whole system seemed undermined My
doctor told me that if l didn't quit the
business I'd make premature trip to the
boneyard and threw in some advice gratis.
He said the best thing for me to do was to
take up some kind of brass instrument, a
trombone, for instance, and blow it with
great vigor and regularity. 1t would re-
pair my damaged lungs and restore the
organs to their normal condition.
"Well, took his advice, and ere long
developed a fondness for all sorts of horn
instruments. But, beet of all, I found that
what the medical man said in regard to
the effect of O trombone upon my health
was verified From being an emaciated
wreck / became the proprietor of double
chin within two years, and when l paid a
visit to the scene Of my old labors not one
Of my former fellow workers knew me. -
Washington Post.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
1t Was Not a Natural Hump.

He got out Of his wagon in front Of a
Woody ard avenue clothing store and said
to the floorwalker, who met him at the
door:
"I'm thinkin some of buyin suit of
clothes. Dye think they kin fit me hereE'
'Oh, certainly Take the elevator, -" was
the reply.
When salesman came to look him over,
the case was different, however. He no.
ticed that the farmer had a large and de-
cided hump between his shoulders, and
after little he made bold to say:
ut will be hard work to get an exact fit
on account of your misfortune, but I'll do
the best Can.
"What misfortin?" was the query.
"Why, that hump. 1t makes it very bad,
you see"
"That hump? Oh, you kin take that
off! Jest reach up your hand and pull it
out. That's no material hump, but a turnip
the ole woman crowded in under my vest. !"
$50 it is" exclaimed the clerk as he
brought it out to view. "Why ON earth are
you wearing that around?"
"She put it in thar to make me remem-
Der that was to buy fine comb. Here,
write it down before forgit it. That s
it-f-i-nc -b-fine comb, and now
I'll put the slip in my vest pocket and
shove the turnip down my boot leg to make
me remember the slip!"-Detroit Free
Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06

Among the numerous persons who
have been cured of rheumatism by
Chamberlain's Pain Balm, mention should
be made of Mrs. Emily Thorne, of To-
ledo, WASH, who says: II have never
been able to procure any medicine that
would relieve me of rheumatism like
Chamberlain's Pain Balm. I have also
used it for lame back with great success.
It is the best liniment have ever used,
and l take pleasure in recommending it
to my friends" For sale by A. Q. Ire
land, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06

distinctions ON the Highways
Are sometimes allowed by the authorities
to remain too long, but when that i'm
portant outlet to the refuse and debris of
the system--the bowels-becomes OBJ
structed, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
promptly "raises the blockade" This it
does, too, without creating any abdominal
disturbance in the way of gripping, an un-
pleasantness always produced by dras-
tic purgative. No permanent, decisive
relief from constipation can be obtained
through the agency of violent cathartic.
Mandrake, blue pill, salts and SIENNA and
calomel, while they evacuate the intestine,
weaken and partly unfit it for future use
fitness. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, ON
the contrary, invigorates the whole ab-
dominal region and promotes regular
secretion and flow of bile. Use this time
X honored remedy also in malaria, dyspep-
STA, rheumatism, nervousness, in cases of
debility, and for kidney trouble. It con-
fers both appetite and sleep.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
A PUBLIC ENEMY.
The most exasperating man

The most exasperating man
From common peoples point of view
And common people" in this case
Include plain folks like me and YOU
Is he who boasts that from the time
When he was but tender youth
His neighbors all have known him as
The man who always tells the truth.
Now, truth telling is very well
If there is any need of it,
But sometimes people bring out facts
just to give other folks hit.
One needn't lie in such case,
But keeping stills no crime, forsoothl
And he who keeps still far outdoes
The man who always tells the truth.
Sometimes indeed little lie
May be excusable in part
II 1t is meant to help friend
Or save him from an aching heart
But truthful things said just to hurt
Are always hateful and uncouth.
Lord. save us from that Pharisee,
The man who always tells the truth.
-Somerville Journal
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06

1--WE had an epidemic of dysentery In
this vicinity last summer" says Samuel
s. Pollock, OF Briceland, Cal. II was
taken with il and suffered severely until
some one called my attention to Ohamb-
erlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. l procured a bottle and felt
better after the first dose. Before one
half of the bottle had been used was
we'll. recommended IL to my friends
and their experience was the same. We
Ill unite In saying II is the beat" For
sale by A. O. ireland, il.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
A Soft Answer.

Mrs. Newcomer-Goodm morning! Is this
Mrs. Teachem's private SCHOOL,
Mrs. Blinks (hotly)-Indeed 1t isn't.
This is private house, and these are my
own children.
Mrs. Newcomer (hastily)-I thought 1t
must be school because the children
looked SO cultivated and educated and
scholarly and-and refined, you know.
Mrs. Blinks (genially)-Oh, yes. Of
COURSE Come In and sit down. Lucy,
call in your six brothers and five sisters
and introduce them to the lady, while |
get ready to 60 around with her and show
her where Mrs. Teachem's school is.-New
York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
CONNECTIONS.

ALBUQUERQUE-A., T. & s. F. Railwug
for all points east and south.
ASH FORK-Santa Fe, PRESCOTT 4 Pho-
nix railway for points in central and
southern Arizona.
BLAKE-Nevada Southern Railway for
Purdy and cor nection with stage lines
for mining districts north.
BARSTOW-Southern California Railway
for Los Angeles, San Diego and other
California points.
MOJAvE--Southern Pacific Company for
San Francisco, Sacramento and other
northern California points.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
HE NEW MEXICAN

Daily, English Weekly and Spanish
Weekly editions, will be found ON
sale It the following news depots,
where subscriptions may also be
made:
A. O. Teichman, Cerrillos.
8. =. Newcomer, Albuquerque.
B. 7. Link, Silver City.
]. b. Hodgen, DeminR.
o. O. Miller, Marlborough.
B. Daley, East Las Vegas.
I. B. Allen, Las Vegas.
San Felipe, Albuquerque
Jacob Weltmer, City.
Fletcher 3 Arnold, Bland, N. n.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
The Grand Canon oil. the Colorado

tho most sublime OF natures work on
earth, indescribable, can easily be reached
via Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs
on this road. To the natural bridge Of
Arizona and Montezuma's we'll you can
journey most directly by this line. OBJ
serve the ancient Indian civilization Of
Laguna or Acoma, ''the City Of the Sky"
Visit the petrifed forest near Carrixo.
See and marvel at the freak of Canon
Diablo. Take hunting trip in the mag
niRcsnt pine forests of the San Francisco
mountains. Find interest in the ruins OF
the prehistoric
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
Cave and Gilt Owellers

View the longest cahtilever bridge IN
America across the Colorado river.
JNo. ]. ByRNE,
Gen. Pass. Agt., Los Angeles, Cal.
O. n. SPHRss,
Asst Gen. Pass. Agt., San FraLoisco, Cal
h. 3. Var SLycK,
Gen. Agt., Albuquerque, N. M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
A Pioneers Recommendation.

Mr.. J. W. Nenable, of Downey, a pioneer
of Los Angeles county, CAL, says: "When.
ever am troubled with pain in the
stomach or with diarrhoea use Chamb-
erlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. have used it for years, know
1t to be reliable remedy, and recon-
mend it to every one." For sale by A.
g, Ireland, ir,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
Both Went Together.

"Spifins and Squildig are bitter enc.
miles," remarked Dukane. "They got in.
to regular fight ON the street last night. u
Enemies, are they?" replied Gaswell.
"When saw the officers helping them in.
to the patrol wagon, I thought they were
taken with each other" - Pittsbure
Chronicle Telegraph.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06

My dear, where's my overcoats"
"Yo,U overcoat?'
"Yes; I'm going to the strawberry fss-
tivalp'-Atlanta Constitution.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
The t,reatest Value,

You get the greatest value out of sill
yer quarter when purchasing package
OF Simmons Liver Regulator powder.
There is nothing like it for indigestion or
constipation. Take it dry, on the tongue,
or make tea. You'll afterwards take it
in preference to pills.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS: l can't
get no work; will yer give me some food
Old Party lwho wants some cheap aid in
her GARDEN: Can you tell one kind OF
flower from another?-S.: Well, oughter,
/ gets different sorts o. flour at each sta
ion-but I amt particular if yurs amt
the best brand,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
Why Ha Pranoaad.

"You wish me to be your wifep Why,
I've known you only Is minutes. -
"That Is true but wished to give one
lady the opportunity of saying truthfully,
This is SO sudden. Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
EnviOus.

"By thunder" said the new woman a.
she lighted her cigarette and started for
the Office II wish had the snap Charlie
has, with nothing to do but take care Of
the children and the house. "-Minneapolis
Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
sUNBEAMs.

equele!-The General: You've had it,
I suppose?-The Judge: I should think
80. I'm as weak as rat!-The General:
That's nothing. I'm as week as two rats /!
The Judge: But two rats are stronger
than one rat!-The General: If you argue
I shall cry!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
Parted.

Briggs-I see that Summer and his
wife are separated, after having been mar
ried only six months.
Griggs-What was the troubleP
Briggs-He tried to pack some Of her
spring gowns in a trunk.-Clothier and
Eurnisher,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06

Marie never could understand how
it is people say the franklin girls got all
their beauty from their mother.-Fred:
dare say it's true. They certainly haven't
left her much!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars

No change is made by sleeping car pas
sengers between San Francisco, Los
Angeles tNSan Diego and Chicago.
The Atlantic 4 Pacific Railroad, the
great middle route across the American
continent, in connection with the rail
ways Of the "Santa Fe route" Liberal
management; superior facilities; pic.
turesque scenery; excellent accommoda-
tions.,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06

Invidious.-He: Do you believe in that
pweposterous theory that men descended
from monkeysf-She: Sometimes!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06

Apropos of the Lincoln handicap, here
is the remark of transporting schoolboy
on reading the line Rumoured Objection
to Euclid in the paper. Rumoured, indeed ?
(io1lvi
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06

The Corps-Bearer's Joke.-Driver Ito
near-sighted man, who has mistaken
hearse for omnibus): All right, sir; I'll
call for you later on!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06

Concentration.-Mig the verdicts
of separation or divorce be reported in
the papers under the ordinary business
heading of Partnerships Dissolved?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
About n cent q Willie

To City of Mexico and return, over tn.
Santa Fe route and Mexican Central.
Tickets on sale July 6 to 20. The oppor-
tunity of lifetime to see the Paris of
Mexico!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
WESTWARD STATIONS EASTWARD

Arrive Los Angelica 9:35 a. M; $3.50 p.
m. Leave Los Angeles at 700 Il. M; 500
D. m.
Arrive San Diego l2:45 p. M; $500 p.
ms Leave San Diego at 2:15 p. m.
Arrive at San Francisco at 9:15 a. m.
Leave San Francisco at 500 a. m.
*Every day but Sunday.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06

You become good whist-player when
you can make your own blunders appear
to be those of your partner.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-07-06
LEGAL BLANKS

We carry full and complete line of all
Legal Blank, including those required
by the Brand Law enacted by the
last legislature
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-11-01
FRIGHTfUL AND FATAL
Accident on the New York. New Haven =
Hartford Railroad

HYDE PARK, Mass. Oct GA tall
end collision. BIZ which two persons
were fatally hurt. three or four Sc
riousiy injured and some twenty 9TH
ers more or less bruised. occurred here
last night The New York. New Ha-
ven & Hartford passenger train which
leaves sharon for Boston at 5:is was
4 tribe late. and was standing ut the
Hyde Park station taking on and dis
charging passengers being directly on
the time Of the passenger train which
left Providence FOR Boston at +:l5-
The latter train came steaming down
the line and crashed into the sta
tionary train.
The engine Of the Providence train
was forced through nearly half the
length OF the rear car. which was
filed wi.h passe myers. and practi-
cally injured all the occu pants of that
car.
After the accident all the PHI vsiciars
in town were sum noned rs quickly a.
il was possible To reach them. a nd the
depot was temporarily converted into
a hospital and everything was done to
relieve the sufferings OF the injured
Two persons, one a brakeman on the
Sharon. train. the other a woman.
were found % ne badly and probabl y
fatally hurt Their names are 1t pres
ent unknown.
The passengers were mostly men.
and their injuries for the most part
were III the nature 81 commissions OF
bruises. caused by being thrown &c
the floor or against the seats by the
fore. If the collision.
Il j. believed tn at the recent change
in running trains On the right hand
track instead OF the left caused the
accident
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-11-01
PRESS OPlNiONS.

Gen. BENJAMIN Harrison, after
reading the Indianapolis election re-
turns: .Well. l told you l wasn't .
nal.
A republican statesman whose
own town goes democratic in 1895 can
hardly expect 70 be nominated for
president in ls96.-St. Louis Globe
Democrat rep.
The Tom Reed boom has hardly
out-grown New England and the pre-
cinc;s Of the house Of representatives.
II will need parachute TO come over
the Allcghcnics. st. Louis Republic.
According to the official report,
the wool clip In the United States
for this year is bat n trifle less
than that for 1894 and 1898, and
larger than ary other year since iss3.
And ret the Nckinlcyitcs continue to
complain that the new tariff has de-
stroyed the American wool industry
Louisville Couricr-JournaL
--Rcpublican organs throughout
the country that have some political
shrewincss and foresight are already
apologiziny for what they anticipate in
Ohio this fall. They have seen the
handwriting on the wall and they are
preparing 10 let themselves down as
lightly a. possible when the predicted
calamity comes. II Is their MIXTURE con
clusion that there will be a disp-o por'
tionately large falling of in the rcpub
lican ma jori;y in Mchinlcy's own state
This concession reflects credit upon
their Judgment. but Is made with Z
view TO meeting The inevitable with
some grace and equanisnity when 1t u
encountered. --Dstroit Free PresA
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1895-11-01
TWO PERSONS KILLED

And s~vera, naiiv Iniur~d In - Railroad
Wreck on The Pennsylvania. Near New
port Tho Injured Nearly Al Postal
Clerks Tho Cars Took are AMI "a large
Amount of Mall s-stfer was DESTROYED.
HARRlsBVns. Pa. Get. 2t-A wreck
occurred on the Pcansy lvania railroad
near Newport RI s.is "a. NJ. in which
two persons were killed anA several in
jured. The wreck Wa caused hv a
broken axle ON an ea~t-bound ight
train. which threw several cars IN
front Of a wc>t-boani mail train.
There j. high embanismcnt al this
point, ana the locomotive and seycral |
postal ears were thrown into the canal
They caught fire and. II j. said. a
large amount ~ mail matter was de-
strnyed.
Daniel Wolfsiii and j. W. liaines.
OK Altoona. the engineer and firema "a
Of the mail train. went over with the
locomotive and were killed
The Harrisburg lire department was
asked for assistance and Chief llo,-
stein went 10 the scene of the wreck
with two companies which succeeded
il txtinruishing the flames Sew
cral small EOG>c> IN tne Elcn4s y
also isnited from the fire The
city hospital staff were taken to
the wreck on a special ear Wolf
kill AM iia'ne- were buried under
their locomotive. ana the bodies could
NOT be rescued Most Of the Injured
are postal clerks. several OF Whom are
al the hospital in this city. Those re-
ported hurt are:
C. \. chamberlain. OF this city; left
arm broken and fractured wrist.
l.. :. Colville. OF Pitts burgh; wound
above ear and right arm sprained
f. l. Brand. of this city; confusion
Of head. sprained wrist and Injury TO
arm
a. E. Woodruff. OF Lewiston; sp-ain
OF leg and back
;. Croft. Of Mountioy; confusion of
hand.
4. T. Bowan, o. Trenton. \. j.:
slight injury to shoulder and leg.
Joseph Donald. freight brake man. of
Nifiiin. Pa: sprained ankle.
George Graham. con usion OF the
left shoulder
}. c. Campbell. of Gallitzn; fracture
Of scalp, sprained ankle