Kansas City daily journal., 1895-08-08


IT'S great pity" said the convicted
burglar to his lawyer, that you couldn't
have made that closing speech of yours
81 don't see that it would have made any
at would. though. Then the jury would
have been asleep when the evidence came
in. and I'd have stood some show.'-Wash-
ington Star.
After a day on the wheel or tossing on
the wave the most cooling preparation for
follows: Take four drachms oil of lavender,
twenty drops each of essence of bergamot,
essence of lemon, altar of roses, one drachm
Of essence of ambergris, three pints of rec
titled spirits, four ounces orange flower
water, twelve ounces rosewater twenty
grai ms burnt alum. Put the mixture into a
cool place for several days. Shake often,
and at the end of a week filter.
ing among her flower beds few days ago
when she was-Sirprised by sudden thump
cred herself she found that a chicken had
been beer dropped by hawk. squareiy onto
running with the rest of her poultry.
Character reading from handwriting
from shoes. and from the face, has now
been succeeded by character reading from
the teeth, a dentist explains in a contem-
porary that a careful study of the teeth
variably indicate, according TO their shape
and setting. the temperament Of their pos
of ones friends and relations to verify
his observations on pointed, projecting.
short, square, tangled, even and pearly
dentures Those that are long and mar
row, we are assured. denote vanity; those
that are long and projecting Indicate a
graSping disposition; treaChery Is shown
by the possession of small. white, sepa-
rated teeth, and Inconsistency is revealed
by overlapping teeth.
First new woman--"Thats a rotten cigar
you're smoking, AIaude."
gave me box of 'em for Christmas, hut
if l don't smoke 'em it will break his
heart."-Detroit News.
Runners of MORE ribbon are arranged
Wde di@ rbbos ss' cover tHa aams of gored
skirts from belt to hem, ending there in
argG a r@sSi'e an{ 'T and e owered
Swiss muslins that are in such favor this
season, soft sheer null and the He Persian
has more body than the null, and being
less, limp. is used for gowns thar are, ac-
flounces and shoulder frls tho pleatinG
remaining in place longer on account OF
its more wiry nature,
Mrs. Lpmpkins-7'Joshua, am going to
9S You GsP1 mnd he baby 3yT wine P0s9 out
Mr.. l., (with, ,alaertyl-'Y mind the
baby, Iengnie; III go and get a tooth pulled
obsSrved SigySH the ' to6n that o3h PRe biEi bieyESie
would be 4n advantage, sub, in mtlty
From your experience, Colonel what
would be the greatest Disadvantage OF the
'Gitiins through the hrush suhw
yellow, in various UNITS and hues, ap-
pears 10 be the ruling color at weddings
this season. Primrose taffrta, silks gowns
Win trimmiar mn ,l,,S of emRbIr}9iiered chiffon,
iustGr,. trimmed the skirt, dounce Bertha
q n ia. Loo
Formed the lovely ATTIRE Of a' second y5Ti beyy sSy
Of brlqGsmaids The sweet pea tints were
town Pale can~y tune, over canary taf-
another sunshiny 5ttye Of gown r";,IiI AT a home
Wedding this week for the bridesmaids.
the maid of honor wearing toilet Of
white lisse, over ivory satin.
There are thousand ways by which A
housemistress may prove the homely old
saying that woman can throw out with a
spoon faster than man can throw in
by which she can prove herself able 10 use
her m,eetaphorieal spoon 70 greater adyant-
draushts of her kitchen stove open and
there is no need OF il: the second close. The
the lire do as much possible at one time,
The urst throws away what with little
which would serve in cooking as Well and
often better tnan hntter; the second not
Only Uldhts lue IIlllluENt blt turns her
sheets and table cloths as soon as they he
gin to grow thin in the middle and cuts up
still older table cloths into everyday nan
kins, The hrst woman uses one broom for
the parlor carpet, the cellar and the Side
walk; the second has three grades OF
brooms and greatly prolongs the term Of
service OF each thereby, And the same rule
applies 10 her own gloves, boots and gem
eral wearing apparel
Alfred c. Lane writes that ten miles
above the earth the cold is far below zero
while ten miles below the surface every
thing is redhot. This latter is not SO cer-
tain, II Is thought by some that the heat
of the earth may be wholly due 10 absorI
tlon from the sun. and so may decrease
after certain depth has been reached
What is tRis?' said the manager to the
dramatic author; you don't mean 10 saw
that you are. going TO have the Villain
frozen TO death in the middle of June?'
Yes. that's one OF The financial posslbil
ltiesS, Of the piece. In each town We strike
we GET the name OF the suburb that's be-
ing doomed. and for a consideration inssrt
that as as the scene OF the st."-Washing.