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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-02
THE MARKETS
New York Financial.

NEW YORK, Nov. l.
Money ON call noninally aa3'a Per cent,
prime mercantile paper. iap4 per cent;
sterling exchange was steady at an adj
vance of id, with actual business in bankers
bills at 4SeA4.e :ssA4 for demand and iss34 iSi
for sixty days: posted rates 1873: and iS9ls;
commercial bills. 4Sft..
Silver certificate. e. ass =: sales. bar
silver G,r.- Mexican dollars, 5i's
United States government. bcnls-The 2s
registered and As coupons = per cent. lower.
others steady; new As reg, i2lis: do. coup
ons. cz- int III .: is reg, lies; IS coup
ems ex. int, Ia. =; As reg, HIS; coupons.
lIlla; rs r1g. ex. int, 62; Pa;ific os Of
10 l00.
Chicago Grain and Produce.
CHICAGO. Nov. l. -
The following were the quotations the
Board of Trad today: Whest-NoveiI.l.-r.
opened 50 &c. closed 81 &C; December. opened
50 ~ closed '9c; May, opened CTS. closed
Csc Corn-Noyember. opened ssisc. closed
as; December. opened 2i@4c, closed ~ az:
May, opened 2.3sc. CLOSED 90 .c Oats-Noyen.-
Der, opened lSssc, closed lei4c; December.
opened 49, e. CLOSED le9sc; May. opened 2jS4c.
closed ssO.is: January. opened sJl5
closed s9Io I.ard-Noveinber, opened $3.50
closed $50; January, opened S5.6.i. closea
%.65.
Produce: Butt'--Extra creamery. q &c
per ID; extra a1iry. lSc; packing stock, 20
So
try-Sprlng chick.ns. 7'-c per ID: Oil hens
6lg91c; ROSTERS. &c; turkeys, 1i-c; dues
s1.iG9c; geese. 5000 % per doz. Pota:oss-Bur-
banks, 2lGG,c per bl; sweet potatoes. lii
nois, SlJDGiS Per Dbl. Appics-Fair to
choice. Sl.2Jd3.0) per bSL honey-Whte
comb. l3Glic; extracted, sd jc per 10. Graz
berries-Cape Col, sj.50e so per Dbl.
Chicago Live Stock.
CHICAGO. Novl
Live Stoca-Prices at the Union Stoc..
yards today ranged rs follows; Hoys-E;ti.
mated receipts for the day, 2i.JJJ; sale,
ranged at s!.lJd565 pigs, sii)dI7j light
| $S.;Jd5 ID rough packing, s2s1GiSJ mixed
and sSJoGiSJ heavy packing AMI shippin,
| lots.
| Cattle-Estimated receipts for the day
| 45U; quotations ranged at $3.50 j.3J choice
to extra sh piping steers. 81 2Jlai.sJ good to
| cho.ce do, 81 .JGil5 fair to good. $a5JG 3 81
| common to medium do, $.lVd3.6J butchers
| steers, ~. l5a2.so stockers. SI0Jd3sj feeders,
/ sl.3ta35O cows, s2IjaiaO heifers, SL.5GI15
! bulls, S2.1Dc3:O Texas steers, s29SpL05 west
ern range steers, and sJ.UJ Gi2j veal calves
The Local MARKET.
GRAIN, ETC.
| Gorn-Ncw e3aa5; old, ascG2ec.
| Oafs-New. 16c0DS0c.
nsy-Timothy: SCOTS: upland, eli; wild, s.
Oslo; slough, s7s:ss; balcd. Sll.
PRODUCE.
Butter-Fair to choice, 17c; fresh cream.
! cry. pc.
| Eggs-Fresh, l1c.
Poultry-Chickens, SIC.
| Turkcys-1nc.
G-cse-TXc.
Ducks-Sc.
LIVE STOCK.
Cattle-Butchers pay for corn fed steer,
/ 3Mc6l4c; COWS and heifere, 3kc2,3Xc; calves
3hc@4c
HOgs-3c63Ac.
, Sheep-3cIe3Hc.
Spring lamb, &C pound
! FUEL.
Coal Soft, 10c.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-02
Publication Notice In Attachment.
STATE OF ILLINOIS.
ROCK ISLAND COUNTY.

Rock ISLAND COUNTY. tsS
In tie Circuit Court Of Rock leland County, III.
John A. Tuiman COMPANY. Il cotyoration, plain
tn. Va Joseph Z Garrett, defendant.
Public motto IL hereby sivcn TO the said 10
scph y. Garnett. that a writ OF atachncut issued
on ~ The Office OF the clerk ~ the circuit cont
Of rock is'aut county, dared the ism day Of o.
tobrr. \ ~. 1895. At the suit Of tbs sail John a.
Il imam company and against the estate Of the
said Joseph y. Ciruct'. for the sum OF one
huudrcl sud twenty-nine % lara ami ninety
three cent. t.isp y}l directed 10 the sheriff ~
sail Rock t-ani cDun'y. i'll, which said writ
has he. n returned executed.
Now. therefore. unls - you. the said Joseph
Ca,nett shall pevSot ally be and appear before
the said circuit court - Rock l-iand county.
III. on The afst DAY Of the next term thereof.
To he holden az the court hoarc In the city OF
Rock Islam. In ssii County. on the 9th day Of
January. 1896 give ot'l and ped IN the sal,
pltint IL seton. judgment will be entered
igiiust you. aud In favor Of tn SAID John A
1olman company. and so much Of ih- property
a'tnched a. may he sun ;icnt to rsti-fy sa,d
Judgment and cists, VIII De -olt {, satisfy the
q. W. GAMBLE, Clerk.
CoSNslLY y CoNNEILY. Atror,eys.
Rock Island. H.. oct -, iso5.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-02
Masters Sale.
STATE or ILLINOIS, 4.

ROCK IsLANDCOUNfrs '
In the circuit court, in chsncery. Foreclosure
general No. 3,s.9.
The Home Building & Loan association, Of
Rock Island, VI. LanrI Hall, Frank W. Hall,
Maude II. Palmer and George Y. Roth.
Notice l. hereby given that by virtue OF de-
cree % said court, entered IN the above entitled
cause, on the .ist day OF September A. ID. 800, I
shsli. "a Sat r,ly. the 9th day Of November. A.
ID. fsg5. Mt the hour 81 o'clock in the afternoon.
Mt the north door % the CONT house. in the city
the al thest bidder for cash. that certain parcel OF
land. situate in the county Of Rock Island anc
to-wit.
The south eighty (S0) feet Of lot number eigh,
ts) in block number sixty-three tGI) In that par
Of the city Of Rock Island known rs and csllet
ChicsRo or Lower addition.
Dated at Ro X Island, H., this 10th day Of DC
tober. A. ID. is95.
ELwIN e. PARMENTER,
Master in Chancery. Rock leland county. Ill.
JACKSON & HURST, Complainants Solicitors.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-02
DIDN'T GET TO SEE. HILL.
A. II. U. Committee Leaves Minneapolis
and Tie-Up May Occur.

MINNEAPoLIs, Nov. 1.-The a. r. L.
grievance committee which has been here
for some days trying to see President Hill
of the Great Northern. has gone. 1t
made repeated attempt to see Hill, but
without success, and finally late last
night issued a long statement giving the
grievances and correspondence had in the
attempt to confer with Hill.
The committee announced that in view
Of the treatment that employees have re
ceived and the refusal of all attempted
conferences with the end of rightIna
grievances ''the public need not be sur
prised to find the Great Northern system
tied up as tight as Il drum from St Pau
to the coast No date is fixed for sucl
event, but the constitution of the Amen
can Railway Union requires that strike:
must be initiated by the employees them
selves
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-02
BRADY DISGUSTED
Eakes One More Offer to Fitz-
simmons Manager.
SUBSTANCE OF ELS ULTIMATUM.

Newspaper Men to Select n Place for the |
Tight and 1t May Come OF in Louisiana |
Clarke Plays Another Card in the Game |
and II Is Marked "Injunction"-Sta.e
Continues to Delay the Cases Now Before |
the Little Rcck Court.
LITTLE ROCK, Ark, Nov. 2.-Therc is
ROW probability that the big fight will
come off Tho time will be within week
and the location somewhere in the state
Of Louisiana, the exact spot to be yet de-
.ermined. This much was decided upon
cate yesterday afternoon, after the trials OF
Corbett and Fitzsimmons had been ad.
jolrned. Brady was cross and out of
temper with all the trouble and delay he
had been through. His interview with
the governor upset him still more and an
announcement that Dan Staurt had left
Hot Springs for Little Rock with u propo-
sition to have the fight come off at FL
Paso for purse of s2OO 600 reused his ire
to u greater pitch.
Brady Is Tired of the Farce.
II will not go to FL Paso," exclaimed
Brady holly, 'for $4,000 or any other
amount. If go down there 1 will have
been having here, and l will be bullied
and badlyercd in this way no longer. The
| governor has informed me that he will
drop the proceedings against us if we will
| not fight in Arkansas, and now l will
make this proposition and it is my ulti-
natum. Ii it is not accepted within twen-
| .y-four hours of the dismissal of the war
rants of the governor, the whole thing is
| off and the championship goes north with
| Corbett.
| Lays Down an Ultimafun..
! II will accept one man for referee from
the list prepared by Julian and select the
battle ground. If he is not willing that L
should select the fighting ground 1 will
let him select one newspaper man, l will
select IL second, the two to choose n third
and let them pick out the place for the
| fight. We will fight him for SIC, 600 IA side
and for nothing less than that. Corbett
will not fight him for nothing. l have
my money right here and he showed it rs
he spoke and that is what talks. Now,
what more can do? We have agreed to
allow him his own man for referee. We
will even fight on his own ground if he
knows of any place, or let a jury of news
paper men decide it for him. Now let
him quit or fight"
Julian Agrees to tho Scheme.
When the proposition to fight at once
was first submitted to Manager Julian he
was not inclined to commit himself A
committee OF newspaper men who bad
been authorized by Manager Brady to
submit the proposition to Julian and
Fitzsimmons laid it before him, but not
until he had message from Governor
Clarke making him the same offer rs
| made to Brady would he agree TO ANYTHING
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-02
Where the Quake Was Severe

CHAILEsTowN, Mo, Nov. 2-After the
first shock of the recent earthquake here
the earth's surface continued to vibrate
for fully twenty minutes Hundreds of
chimneys were toppled down, and plate
glass in several store fronts was broken
to bits. In the country, four miles south
of here, the crust of the, earth was broken
in fifty places, and from the assures water
and sand arc gushing in considerable
volumes.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-02

LONDON, Nov. "A dispatch to Tho
Globe from its correspondent in Constanti-
nople says that eight Albanian guards
connected with the Yidliz kiosk have been
executed and twenty-four others impris-
oned as the resulted of the discovery of a
plot against the palace in which the guards
were concerned.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-02
than have for some of the men engaged
in bringing about this affair"

than have for some Of the men engaged
in bringing about this affair"
The men were remanded. Depty Sheriff
Jesse Heard, in whose custody Fitzsim-
mons il, said that he had received orders
from Governor Clarke to kill either Corbett
OF Fitzsimmons, or both OF them, if they
attacked each other during their stay in
Little Rock. The report caused great in
dignaticn among the men who were gath
cred at the hotels, and many of them re-
fused to believe that Heard had made
such statement, much less received any
such orders. When asked about the mat
ter he declared that he had been correct
~ quoted, ana that he had received such
orders from Governor Clarke.
Fitzsimmons had advertised that he
would show at the Opera House last night.
Julian claiming to have received assur-
ancs from the governor that the show
would not be interfered with. But late
yesterday afternoon the Little Rock sher-
i'll issued peremptory orders that no such
exhibition take place. The officials also
arrested and placed under 500 bonds a
little German known AS Professor,
whom Julian had engaged to spar on the
stage at the proposed exhibition.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-02
Appointments by the President.

WASHINGTON, Nov. The president
has made the following appointments:
Solicitor of the department of state, w. NJ.
Faison, of North Carolina; chief Of bu-
reau accounts, state department, Frank
A. Branagan, of Ohio.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-02
Vendis Throws Up the Sponge.

RoT SPRINGS, Ark, Nov. "A confer
ence between Dan Stuart, Joe Vendig and
others of the Florida Athletic club, who
hung up the purse for the O'Donnell-
Maher fight Monday afternoon, was held
at the Arlington hotel last night and re-
suited in the withdrawal of the offer and
the announcement that the bout is of.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-02
bandit Brown C;oe. tn Indian.

LANSING, Mich, Nov Ex-Governor Rich
has issued extradition papers for James
Brown, the self-confessed kessler, Ind
tram robber, who is now in Jail at Allegan,
Mich. He will be taken to Indiana at
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-02
Honors for the Duke of Cambridge.

LONDON. Nov. 2.-The Duke of Cam
bridge, upon his retirement from the post
of commandcr-in-chiefo of the forces, has
been g1zetted chief personal aide-de-camp
to the queen and honorary colonel-in-
chief to the forces
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1895-11-02
LEGAL.
Administrator Notice.

Estate Of Olaf A. Anderson, deceased.
The undersigned having been appointed admin
istfator of the estate Of Olaf A. Anderson. late Of
the county Of Rock Island, stale u Illinois, de-
eessed, hereby gives notice that he will appear
before the county court Of Rock leland eoun-
~, at the Office Of the clerk Of said court, In
the city Of Rock island, at the January term, on
the FRET Monday in January peJi. at which
time all persons having claims against said e.
tate are notified and requested to attend for the
purpose OF having the zane adjusted.
All persons indebted to said estate arc request.
cd To make immediate payment to the under
signed.
DATED this eith dav o: October. A. D. 1895.
CHARLES SCuREfBER. Administrator.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1895-05-06
DIFFERENCE IN DAYS,


A "solar day" is measured by the ro-
tati0n of the earth upon its axis, and is
of different lengths. owing To the clip
ticity of the earth's orbit and other
causes.
An "astronomical day. commences at
noon and is counted from the first to
the twenty-fourth hour
A civil day" commences at midnight
and is counted from the first to the
twelfth hour, aud then again from the
FIRST hour of the day till the twelfth at
The nautical day" used by ship cap
tains. explorers. and some few others, is
counted as a "Civil day" only that the
reckoning is begun at noon, as with the
Astronomical day
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1895-05-06

St. Louis Republic: The most curious
specimens Of vegetable or plant life in ex-
isteuce are nh. so-c4lled ''liVing stones Of
tho Falkland ISLANDS. Those Islands are
among the most Cheeress spots In the
world being cons tbntly subjected TO a
strong polar wind. Pm such climate II Is
impossible for trees TO grow erect, as they
do In other countriet but nature has made
amends by furn shhg a supply of wood
in the most cur.0usl shape imaginable.
The visitor to thd Falklands sees, scat
tered here and rhfre. singular shaped
blocks Of what applar TO be weatherbeat-
en- and moss coverid powders of various
sizes. Attempt toI turn one of these
"bowders over af! you viii meet with a
anchored BY roots OF great strength; In
fact, you Will ind you are fooling with
In the world has such peculiar forest"
growth. ana i is said 10 be next 10 im-
possible 10 work one Of the odd shaped
devoid Of grain" and appears. TO be noth-
Ing but tSisted mass Of woody hbers.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1895-05-06
Millers Again This Afternoon.

The Blues Will try conclusions with the
Miilers again this afternoon ana will play
their hardest to make at least an even
break on the series and give the Millars
their first defeat Hastings viii pitch, and
as he is in the best form OF any OF the
Kansas City pitchers a present. the Blues
ought to score the victory. Frazer Will
be in the box for the Millers The game
will be started at 1880 O'clock
Tonight the Blues leave for the'~ first
trip. playing at St. Paul, Minneapolis and
Milwaukee before they come home again
on May IT, TO meet the brewers. To-mor-
row they Will stop Off and play an exhbi-
fiOn a IDubuUue.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1895-05-06
sch,nnizrrs Again Victorious.

Before crowd of about !, 900 people yes
terday the Schmcl2ers again defeated the
LeAvenworth Kansas state League team
by score Of II to s. Tho features of the
game were the magnificent pitching OF or
Ner. who struck out ten meu and the bat
ting of Dudllesun. The SphmciZers played
q NerN lrnLlN Elma .hrnLInLl.L-
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1895-05-06
should give them urch1llenged circulation'
Very truly and respectfully, or,cx

should give them unchallenged circulation.
Very irIilv and respectfully, -
JOHN II. REAGAN.
with Mr.. watterson's eulogy of Abra..
ham Lincoln the entire South rs in ncrIeCs
and hearty sympathy. freely assert
entertans a higher regard and more az,
fectionate admiration for this great ahi
catholic spirited American thau, thg stnteS
south of the Ohio river, The buliet that
slew him destroyed the klndllest and most
potential Influence that could have mot
ine1 for the South the horrors OF re,
construction. II he had lived he Wouli
have made restoration quicker ana revpn,
ciliation more complete. The bou{9ns
AMI Rohesrieres OF revolutionary poluT5
might have ragged about him, hut ne Wouli
have pursued his even AMI kindly way.
lie was too great 20 be bitter, too brave
to be less than generous to vanqushed
people And he loved the whole country.
Among the great characters evolved from
the possibilities OF the republic. ] do not ne,
lieve that that man ever lived who lovGii
the Union With more unseltsh and cathoho
devotion than Abraham Lincoln.
He could not and he dii not make the
proposition which the DISTINGUISHED Ken
tuckiRn aiiirms, but for his noble spirit.
his broad mind. his unsensh life and the
great human heart that throbbed kindly
even among the stormy passions of the
war. the South holds and viii ever hold
him In admir!ug and affecuonate re-
membrance .. ..,
JOHN TEMPLE GRAVES.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1895-05-06

The Sunfowers easily defeated the Mod
els yesterday afternoon by tine score of 2G
to II. The feature of the game was the
heavy batting OF the Sunidwcrs. The Sun
nowers would like to hear from the I.eav-
enworth ball club or any other teams in
the city or vicinity. For games address
james Burke, 1889 Independence avenue.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1895-05-06

Lamar. Mo, May 5.-tSpecial) Lamar
defeated Yale Kas.. yesterday. BY a score
of to ]. Mosser pitched a beautiful
game, tanning out thirteen Yale hjtters
Weed caught a nice game and porter's
running catch In the seventh was one Of
the finest ever seen ON the home grounds.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1895-05-06

Chlcag0 IN, May the Colon1ls and
Witnessed here to-day before the largest
crowd ever assembled at the Lincoln
street park Both pitchers did splendid
sork and were almost perfectly supported
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1895-05-06
PENSIONS.
Washington, May 5.-The following PEN
sons have been issued:
MISsnT+R;

Washington, May 5.--The following pen
sions have been issued
MISSOURI.
Original-Sylvester Barala (deoeasef)
ST. Louis. ST. Louis; Elihu Il. Angel oak
Htll, Crawford; John T.. HoussinEer. Rich
land, Pulaski; Wiley Cope Weatherby. De-
HHlb.
Addtional-Wlliam b. Bridgewater Jer-
leo. Cedar.
Restoration and ncrease-John II. Good
Teagus. Webster.
Restoration and reissua--John McElhaa
non tdeceased). Gave Spring, Green.
IncrcaSe-Gottlicb Wttler. ST. Louis. St
Louis; Franklin Haddock, Purdy, Barry.
keissue-James Ammo deceased. Forest
city Holt.
Original widows etc.--Mary Haily Kan
sas city, Jackson; Rebccca ~ Mcshane,
Little Usage Vernon; Ophela Benton. ST.
Louis, 81, Louis. Sarah J. M"Elhanuon,
Cave Spring. Green; Frances Barada, St.
KANSAS.
Philips;Wnlam r. ost Haven, Reno, Al
Leroy Fosllck, Sunnyslde, SelEwick.
Adlitional-Arthus y Craig. National
Military home, LCavHnworth.
Renewal ana roissue-Ronjamin +. Neal
ey, Field Morris
Tucreage-silas H. Parks. MCPHERSON. Nc
Pherson. Riley : Emm0us. Nm city. Gra-
ham; James Armstrong; Leavcnworth,
LpaVoUWOrth,
Original wldews. eto.-Carrie f, Bear.
Burlington, Corey; IuciudH OElc, Nc
pherson, Mcpherson.
INDIAN TERRITORY,
Original widows vtr.-Jounir Big Fcath-
err, Tahlequah, Cherokee nation.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1895-05-06
Western League standIng.


Grand Rapids, Mich, May 5.-score:
d Detroit ip'' 80 : Z D 0 / o iii il I
Ratteries-Jones, kllroy and Fear; Pears
Roach and I.ohbeck.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1895-05-06

Toledo, O, May 5.-score;
hSlGaa hlnaiaaapolls oils 3 a4G $g ga Il :
Batteries- Roach, Hughey ANA Grove:
MCFARLAND. Fisher and WittrUck.
UmplTe-Huagland,
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1895-05-06

Atlanta, ..
Memphis. Tenn, May g. - Memphis, q;
New Orleans /.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1895-05-06

Mnneapolis,,. a ''.' =. 20 / . i 0 Z .-l2
Earned runs-Kansas City, 6; Muneap-
oils, s.
Two-base hits-Nichol, Werden, Q
Three-base hlts--Rupert, Manning, Berg
en-. Wilson,
Home runs-Werrlck. Worden.
Sacrifice hit-klusman.
Double plays-BerEen 10 Klusman; Com
nauGhton to Manning to Klusmau; Hulen
to Werrlck to Wcrden.
Bases on balls-Of Daniels, !.
Struck out-By Healy. 8.
Hit by pitched hall-Heruon.
Time of game-2:01.
Umpire-Sheridan.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1895-05-06
Western Association Games.

= st. joseph, Mo, May 5.-st. Joseph, I;
Jacksonville, II.
50 omaha. Neb., May 5.-Omaha, L.; Quincy,
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1895-05-06

l.. b. Eyeland has been appointed trav-
cling passenger agent of the RIO Grande
quarters at No. lis West Eighth street in
this city.
Kansas City daily journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1892-1897, 1895-05-06

If the baby Is cutting teeth use that old
and well tried remedy MRS WlNsLOW'S
SOOTHING SYRUP % cents a bottle
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-01-06
BRIGHT BITS.

DE can'date dat gifts defeated" said
Uncle Eben. am mighty hand ter con
vince dat de worP am progressin' IN en-
lightenment "-Washington Star.
Does Morrison know anything about
"He knows that the correct pronuncia-
ton is Nogner' Brooklyn Life.
Tell me the worst" said the candidates
wife Il was defeated by l3,0J0 votes
There Didn't | always tell you 10 was an
unlucky NUMBER Washington Star.
II am surprised! I have hardly been
introduced to you, and YOU ask me to lend
Beg your pardon. sir. hut you look so
much like my uncle. '-Fhegende Blatter.
Mr. Pedagogs Benny Bloobumber. how
do we know that the moon is 10000 miles
distant from the EARTH
Benny ALARMED at the teachers man
ner)-Y-y-you said so, yourself, sir,-
Puck.
The Right interpretations Student A
Il dreamt last night / had lent you ten
Student B.-"And now you want them
back again, l suppose? -Unsere Gesell-
schaft
ia like to find out how have offended
Madge: Hasn't he called this week?
Yes; but he only BID me good night
six times last night. Chicago Inter
Ocean.
say u4AitulAtr now uiil TINS SlbAN get
started about you being trimmer in po-
litics?' oh, that was just a little joke.
1t was founded on my cutting off old
man Jacksou's ear at the primary last
month. "-Cincinnau Tribune.
Cleverton-Are YOU going to make
New Years call on Miss Quakerly?
Dashaway-Y gu bet.
Cleverton-She still has the mistletoe
hung up.
Dashaway-so she wrote me.-New York
| Herald.
Teddy: I wish / hadn't licked Jimmy
Brown this morning.
Mamma: You see how wrong it was
don't you, dear?
Teddy: Yes, cause I didn't know till
noon that he was going to give d party
Chicago Inter Ocean.
piuaway-Talk about your aristocratic
descent Why. my father often had TO-
O00 men directly under him.
Caraway-Ah. A general2
Dillawdy-Weu, not exactly.
.Caraway-A wholesale contractor
Dillaway-No; an aeronaut.-Tit-Bits.
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