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Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26
An Absolute Cure for the Worst
Gases of rheumatism.
The Plain Language of MIR. oscar
rike-Thc Greatest of All Remedies
Accomplished HIS Cure After Many
Months of weakness and SUFFERING.
No Tediou. Waiting for Improve
nient.

Paine's Celery Compound is the one
known specific for the cure Of rheuma-
tism.
to prove it.
The effect of this best OF remedies Is
straightway felt.
Not week goes by before the pains
OF rheumatism diminish.
Thousands of men and women have
told of the days and nights of pain and
feebleness exchanged in few weeks
for activity and strength.
Paine's Celery Compound has won the
reputation of being the remedy that
makes people we'll" Its good works eX-
tend from oregon to Maine. In every
state in the Union there has been piled
up in the newspapers and medical Jour-
nails a tremendous amount of indisput-
able evidence Of the curative power of
Paine's Celery Compound over all
forms of nervous debility and diseases
of the blood 1t cures after natures
plan, by affording nutrition for every
part of the body, overhaullng the worn
out tissues, supplying new brain and
nerve material, sending pure blood
through the veins, invlgorating the
whole system and and removing the
cause of disease.
Mr.. oscar Pike, a well known resi-
dent OF Princeton, Maine, recently sent
the following unsolicited letter to the
proprletors of this wonderful remedy:
Two years ago 1 was taken sick
with what the doctors called the
grip. l was improving when took on
violent cold and chill. Then rheu-
matism set in. first in the joints of
my shoulders, then down my hands and
arms, then all over. Feet, hands and
legs swelled. ] could not put my hand
to my head; could not throw the clothes
Off from me; could not dress or undress
myself. nor get out of my chair with
out help. For year and a half | tried
all kinds Of medicines and sarsaparillas
with little or no relief. | was 73 years
old Some one told me to try Paine's
Celery Compound After | had taken
three BOTTLES | found n marked inn
provement. / have now taken twelve
bottles and the result is eat and
sleep well, do my own work and go
about as usual, getting in and out of
my carriage without help. have been
tempted to put an article In the local
paper for the benefit of those that are
afflicted as / have been"
Mir. Pike Is well known in his iocali-
ty. He Is the founder and president of
the North Washington Agricultural So
ciety and Trotting Association. When
he goes for his mail, he says, people
ask him what he has been doing that
he is improving so OF late. and he
answers, as do thousands of others.
throughout the country
''Paine's Celery Compound has made
me well"'
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26


Of convincing professional mediums
generally that Donovan is trickster,
for those who do not already know
IL will not be convinced; and those
who know him TO be q trlckster WIZ
not readily rush TO the defense OF Dom
ovan. as shown by this paragraph
from her pen:
Every spiritist in the country knows
Frank NJ. Donovan He Is advertised
as medium" for physical nantes
tatlons in the dark" independent
voices" SLATE writing and last but
not least spirit paintings" He counts
his clients by the hundreds. Writing
Of Donovan as a SLATE writer re-
minds the Express correspondent that
she once upon time had a sitting
with him under "strictest test condi-
lions" At least so It seemed to her
at the time, and the seance was so
reported in the Buffalo press But
now she is told by number OF re-
sponsible parties that Donovan has
been heard to boast that he even fool
ed that sharp-eyed little reporter wo-
man"
Is 1t not strange that It sent to re-
port the campmeeting at Lily Dale
IAN avowed spiritualist." whose In
tegrity and devotion are vouched for
by such leader In spiritualism as Ly-
man c. Howe? The charges Of raud
were made by woman who had be-
lieyed,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26
SCOTT'S CARDO-DIGESYIVE
COMPOUND.

II your case has resisted tha ,s,,a,
,,ne,nods OF treatment we are nar.Io,,i
larry anxious to have Won IT, ~
compound trial. eNe TINS
ne guarantee relief in every caso
s shn NH eheerfully refund your rncnav
should our remedy fan 10 nrod,,na .ot tss
most gratifying results. 'he
~ tease remember that the annaito.t
saatent Medicine does not anni,, 'iv ~
Sarbo-Dlgestlve Compound
" prescription put up nv q L.,
ing physician. who has made a., - , EAU
years. SPECIALITY for
we eenrt Investigation ana eorno.,,,
80, 80 ~ physicians to write us 10, III,
iVrh.'u l, OF SCOTS CABo-DIcEss,rre
~ SoMPOuND. which we VIII ,n,t,
~ Application. that they may .. , ,iiai
themselves aa'i OF Its harmless cbaraa,ay
si,u excellent virtues. aS'eF
SCOTS CARLO Di.Ecr,,,r
T.. ~, POUND NoAi-
se,a ,.e must remarkable remedv 80.
s "a mas produced. 1t has s,.o s.,a'
faiiaCy "ere all other medicines hava
500 by druggists evervvvba,,. :,
ou'sie. sent TO any address in - per
on receipt OF price, IN america
,,.S Ion forget that we chear,,,,,.
is utu your money if results NJ. ~, ~
glst e does ne order Ter direct If Your drug
Auuresy all orders 10
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26
SCOTT'S
CARBO-D|GESTIVE
COMPOUND.

positively the one remedy for the
treatment of nervous exhaustion. sim.
pie ana assravated forms of dyspepsia
ard palpitation OF the heart.
Does your food sour after eating?
are you easily confused and excited?
DO you get up in the morning tired
ana unrefreshed, and with a bad taste
In the mouth?
is there duh. cloudy sensation. Mt
tended by disagreeable feelings in the
head and eyes?
are you irritable and restless?
Does your heart thump and cause
you 10 gasp for breath after clImhing
flight of stairs? eiiiiioins
side? ~ nc oh the lett
have you impaired memory. dim
ness OF vision. depression OF mind and
gloomy forebodings? ""u
tnese symptoms means that Won ara
exhaustion u nervous
ihere Is no other remedy extant that
M, mas done SO much for this class Of trou.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26

am delighted with my success sell
Ing Dish Washers. In the last six
weeks | have made 1884. and was sick
part OF the time, | think this Is pretty
good for an inexperienced lady. | am
surprised there has never been good
Dish Washer put on the market before,
as everyone seems 80 anxious for one,
II certainly Is u popular demand that
~ unsupplied, and that means big
money for the agents that supply the
demand. | believe any woman or man
can make from 81 to Sia day any
whore In this business. and by address
ing the Perfection Mfg. Co. Drawer
A. q, Englewood, I'LL. YOU can get fun
particulars. II simply requires little
push, You can't expect 10 make
money unloss you try. ! would like to
have the experience OF others OF your
readers In this business.
A READER
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26

At $50 o'clock last evening at the
First Methodist church. corner Fourth
and Calhoun streets. Rev. Horace Bish-
op, In very impressive manner, pro-
nounced the ceremony uniting In mar
rlage Mr. Frank NJ. Cardwell and Miss
Birdie Bedford Mr.. Cardwell is a
popular employe of the American ex-
press company and the bride a very
charming young lady of this city.
Mr. Cardwell is an industrious. temp
crate and obllging young man and is
worthy of advancement. 'rhe ccuple
have host OF friends who wish them
bon voyage on the Journey of life.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26
SOME cnArrEG MORTGAGES.
Nearly Thirty Thousand Dollars
Thus borrowed Yesterday.

An unusual number of chattel mort.
cages were yesterday filed for record
with the county clerk. J. w. Trigg
transferred to the Fort Worth National
bank sixty head of stores to secure
$500: II. Il. Harold to John Swartz.
second story of the building at 705
Main street, now occupied by Swarts
for a photograph gallery, $500; 10. ID.
first floor of the building at 705 Main
street. $3.50; Il. b. Harold to r..
Carrie Moore. proprietor of the Hotel
Harold, part OF the building occupied
by the Hotel Harold, sl0,S00; IL. b.
Harold to Frank II. b. Schermer-
horn, part of the new building being
streets, $4,000.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26
All Free.

Those who have used DR.. Kings New
Discovery know Its value, and those
who have not have now the opportun-
ity to try 1t free. Call ON the adver-
tised druggist and get trial bottle
free. Send your name and address to
H. Il, Bucklen 81 Co. Chicago. and
get sample box OF DR.. Kings New
Life pills free. as well as copy OF
Guide to Health and Household In
structor free; all OF which is guaran-
teed to do you good and cost you
nothing. j, =. Niclts & Co.. druggists.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26

All members OF Washington Lodge,
No. So, OF the National Reserve asso-
citation, are requested to be present this
evening at O'Clock at Knights OF
Honor hall. corner OF Second and
Houston streets, and members OF Fort
Worth Lodge. No. 81, are invited to at
tend. Officers OF supreme lodge and del
egates from the various lodges in the
state Will be present.
II. Y. PRIGMoRE, President.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26

Tuesday night at o'clock at the
Kalzer hotel. MIR Douglas Shelton and
Miss Sarah Lulu Plumlee. formerly of
Springtown. Tex. were married, JUS
tice Wright officiating. The ceremony
which was witnessed by number OF
guests, was performed In the squires'
unusually happy, and impressive style,
and everything In connection with the
ceremony uniting this estlmable couple
was very suspicious The newly we'd
ded pair will reside In Fort Worth,
which was already the groom's home.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26

is in the city on his way to the Naval
Academy at Annapolis. Md. after six
weeks leave OF absence. Cadet Giles
was appointed from this district by
Congressman Bell, and is now In his
third year at the academy, where he
Is making very creditable record for
himself.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26
IN THE JAIL HOSPITAL.
Frank Ware Suffering From an At
tack of Typhoid.

Frank Ware, in jail charged with the
murder Of Martin J. Black, is suffering
with well developed case OF typhoid
fever. He is In the hospital department
OF the jail where he has been removed
for treatment
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26
"A IIuNG Jury.
No Verdict in the Ambrose Coburn
Incest Case.

The district court yesterday heard
the trial of Perry Thornly OF Sherman.
charged with forgery. The case was
given to the jury late In the afternoon.
The jury in the Ambrose Coburn In
cest case failed TO agree after nea "
twenty-four hours of consultation.
The DIR. Ansel abortion case VIII be
tried today
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26
Eight nondrea bales nerorc Noon /.

VIM. Briggs, a prominent stockman
OF Waxahachie, who came In yester-
day afternoon. said that when he LETT
Waxahachle at noon the days receipts
OF cotton up TO that time were 200
bales. and that wagons were still roll
Ing In with the fieeey staple. The
high prices causing the farmers 10
flock to the market,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26

Illustrated by stereoptlcon views by
MIR. John Il. Rose for the benefit OF
Trinity Episcopal chapel, this (Thurs-
day. evening at o'clock In the Swede
church. corner OF ST. Louis avenue and
Broadway. Admission Poe, children
i5c. This win be an interesting and
inslructlng performance and should
not be missed
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26

Any young man anxious for a busl-
ness education VIII be told how to se-
cure Il free n he viii amply
Monday at the corner OF Fourth and
Main streets. and call for the president
of the Fort Worth business College, n.
II, preuitt
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26

Today win be ladies' day at the lew
elry auction sale OF Morehous 6 Me-
Bride. Solid silverware, novelties
watches, etc, win be offered today and
the ladies are specially invited to at
tend.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26

Did you ever attend a real auction
at which everything is sold to the
highest bidder? Go to Morehous *
MeBride's and see 1t.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26

That tired feeling. loss OF appetite
and nervous prostratson are driven
away by Hoods Sara ap1iilla, which
makes pure blood.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26

Ladies should attend the auction
sale at 10 a. m and 2:30 and 1880 y. m.
at Morehouse & McBrlde's today. This
sale Is especially for the ladies'.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26
AT THE
Mansion HdI|
Fort Worth
FOR Is DAYS,
6

Of Atlenta, Ca. late Of New Yo,k ~ +
ialist in all diseases Of the Eyt u.
Throat, Nose and Nerves.
Such as Cataract, Pettygiun. IN
Eyes Weak, Painful or Innamsi III
Granulated Eyellds. Neuralr.:. Ha<
ache, Dizziness, Nausea. Nerv1u lj<
pepsia, Chorea, st. Vitus Dance D.I.
ness, Catarrh and Asthma. III
Epilepsy.
CROSS EYES sTRAIGHTElED ID
DIR. MOORE'S PAINLESS
METHOD.
No loss of time, no ether or skIx>
form; no confinement indoors; u vi
during or after operation.
GRADUATED EYElIDS Culi1|
WITHOUT CAUSTIC on
THE KNIFE
a FEW CURES IN TEXAS
a Catholic Priest says: II h1I
suffered untold anguish with my a /
for the past four years, i have itiz
many oculists. both In this ul1iI
and Europe. Each one had dlasn
opinion and different treatment y
In every instance II was from bh Il
worse. Finally, when all failed "
Moore came to my rescue. and ir.ilf
me successfully in very short "a
without any pain whatever ! Y
now feeling happy; thank go. VI
the enlightened doctor from Alhai-
may he be spared long to minister =
all-healing medicines to poor, neil'i
ed, and in many instances d:s.l-
humanity. | have also suffered i''|
catarrh since 1884. but have fe5 NJ
covered under his treetment
p. NJ. D0N0Hos
Pastor OF st. Mary's Catholic .flr@
Sherman, SHERMAN Rt5lnl'
A PROMINENT MERcHANL
Mr.. A. II. Pelphrey, a xeil.sH,,
merchant OF Collinsvllle, ~ y
have been sufferer from eatart !.
many years and could not .r1s' X
much longer. The disease hna il ~
my eyes, ears, throat, stcmsea ~ =
fact my whole system. rehdtlllI y
life miserable. l had been us1x' X
numerous physicians and 10Y ,.' Y
kinds of patent medicilIes w y
avail. / began treatment unor "
]. Harvey Moore, and aFtAy .,.s
like a new MISUNDERSTANDING ss''
A BANK PREslpDiENSt :, N
Mr.. A. Cameron, presl1en. ' " <
First National Bank a. v 1's,as5|
says: ~ have suffered from 9 ~ %
hearing for several years u 1 n N
totally deaf In one ear and sesr "
hear a watch tick In thu o,4''t NJ
1t was pressed against the esi, >,c,
10 DIR. ], Harvey Moore and ny ~ N I,
ing is greatly Improved. J ~ IA;
watch tick In the ear that W. s,,''f W.
deaf and the other 10 50 n1s II
proved that | can hear me W. ,,sr.
some distance from the ea'' w
Vii'e s 1aEhgs' LIKE A MIRAcl; X
II is well-known pA a 49,
citizens that Crockett hyss,, XII n, Al
of Greenvllle has been p, .,n,s,x XII
last two years with eta' ,s,r-s lr11|
eyes. He has "suneIea "a nc ~
many physicians" but ~ ,v,oao.,,l!
pose. His case had been Hr1ls
incurable. He went to ". n a
Moore one week ago and nes "a *
recognize persons on the sIIrrs s. ~ IN
fine print in newspaper. X. mn
saw this case and knows w i. D.
statement to be true'--u !.
aid. .,.,.,s fu,1;>>
Hundreds OF .testimonis"
on application. sen{,r
Hours 0 to 70 a. m anu - /,
daily except sunday "a
CONSULTATION FAVE !,
Letters promptly answered s''
companied by stamp
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26

Monday, September &c. Mrs. C. II.
Burnham Kidd VIII open select
school for boys at s23 Cherry street.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26
Notice.

The parties that took vallse from
Board OF Trade saloon are known. Re
turn and avoid trouble.
JERRY DEEMS.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26
WHlSKlEo|

Liquors and Wines ior , . W.
medicinal use shipped 70 III, u, =
towns at wholesale XIV. ID w
BRANN & co. The only ~, os,,5ig \
Worth licensed 10 sell any +r,,ipll''
liuuor. Purity OF our gov s,rss !.
Here are some OF our Pr ~ s
New whisky white or isa &, ~, X
vears old Whisky, WHY ~ nd. 4 I
4 Years old whisky. wh Willy u X,
4 Years aid Sunnyside ~ ,,,s :.
years eld n &. white ee'n.'
6 years old o. F. c,'-''.. .....se 4
years old Monarch '''' 500 ,
6 Years old Ripy .,.'',..l,.oa ~.
wears old Belle o. 49, ....,. 4,
8 years old McBrayff ~ -
old Private Stock ...*.''' ...,t II
Pure iSS deg. aiconv, s2.N u
Apple or Peach Brd'y"s1.4 n; T.
Fiackberry Brandy.'-'''''.sli 2, \;
Dry Wines .,....,'''-t. sl..p Nx.>r1
T IA Dealers special XII sri4t I.
cash must acconnpsn, ,ouipi t..'!-' j
isfaction guaranteed psnonslt'll I.
assured. A 20 our III, md W.
refsr you to any ban'' - s
Send lis your orders. <sf1
Fl. BR ANN s, =
,os Main street Fsr' Wy 1
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1895-09-26
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Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-12-19
POETRY
HOW SANTA CLAUS GOT A FALL.
BY FRANK Il. WELSH.

A story's related about Santa Claus,
How he once got a terrible fall
While out on his regular Christmas trip,
With gifts for bis little friends all
And sad fall it was for the dear old soul
If the story about it is true.
Which doubtless it is-hcweyer, I'll tell
This unique Christmas story to yon.
Old Santa climbed, with fine Christ.
mas tree,
Down chimney at just twelve 'clock,
AND decked it all over with gifts and toys
Using up good part of his stock
There were soldiers and doll-babies.
guns and books,
Hanging all about over the tree,
And little wax candles of every hue,
Besides candies as thick as could be.
Dear Santa was perched on high
wabbly stool
determined that everyone then in the
Should receive nice Christmas pres
ent;
He merrily laughed when he thought
of the JOY
10 his dear little friends it would be,
When early next morning they all got
up
And beheld the magnificent tree.
But, alas poor Santa, his smile was
soon changed
TO comical grimace of pain,
For, leaning far back on his shaky
perch
A good view Of the pretties to gain,
The Jolly old soul lost his balance and
fell
To the floor with horrible crash,
And grabbing the tree brought it down
on his head
With toy-breaking, ruinous smash
The goodies went flying all over the
room
AS the tree fell on poor Santa's pate.
Frightening tabby from his COW nan
On the rug at the side of the crate
lt was a great pity such ruin to see
AS was strewn all over the floor.
Misfortune so dreadful L I'm sure never
came
Any Christmas to Santa before.
The tumble he got didn't bother him
much,
For it happened he landed just right:
But sorry, indeed, was Santa to see
All around him so sorry a sight:
The damage was great but he quickly
repaired
Everything that was injured at all.
And out on his journey he went forth
again
None the worse for his terrible fall.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-12-19
Two Christmas Gifts aud n Tramp.

1t was Christmas eve and the bod.
gets sat by the fire discussing the
probability that they would receiy.
presents Of greater value than the,
had sent to their poor relatives, anC
as good as they had sent their rich
ones.
Ugh, what night it is," SAID
Mrs. DOdgett, " but it is Just as vel
for we shall have no callers, and Pm
really not fit to be SEEM"
You certainly are not :" can.
didly answered Mr.. Dodgott, "its a
mystery what you have done with
all the money you have gotten for
dress. Now, | can go nowhere for
lack of a decent dress suit.n
Instead of replying warmly, Mrs.
Dodgett only smiled mysteriousIy.
at that moment the maid entered,
saying:
please ma'am, tramp's at the
back door begging for clothes"
Tell him to go away and be
quick about it," said Mr.. Dodgett,
who was suffering from neuralgia
and disappointment that his wife
would not quarrel.
Don't leave him alone in the
Kitchen" said Mrs. Dodgett; "he's
most likely sneak thief"
"Charitable, that remark" grunted
her husband.
Yves" she replied, absently,
by the way, dear, Mr.. Blanque has
given his wife another sealskin. |
shall have to cut her, for [ can't
visit her any longer in my old wrap.
It's one comfort, thongh, that he Sc
lected it himself; something is
surely wrong with it," and looking
anxiously at her husband, she saw q
half smile on his face.
cts cold night for that poor
wretch to be out half clad" he said.
" l'il see if he has gone," she an
swered, and both left the room by
different doors.
Soon they were both back with
half pleased, half shame faced looks.
Its Christmas eve, after ALL"
said he.
Eyes, we should be charitable to-
day of all days."
M'hm; gave that poor wretch
my dress suit which was too shabby
to wear. / had to hunt for it, too !:
it was"
land gave him your old over
coat; it"
Which overcoat ?"
"The black one; you-n
"You did, oh? Well, you were
too smart for once! In the pocket of
that coat was concealed the money l |
had saved to buy a sealskin for your
Christmas gift. Say, why did you
hide my dress suit in your wardrobe |
Both had risen, looking very pale.
You got that dress suit out of
my wardrobe, did you? Well, it
was a new one l had gotten for your
Christmas gift, Silas Dodgett -
Two minutes later Mrs. Dodgett
was in strong histories on the hearth
rug, while the maddest man in town
was vainly searching for q tramp
with new dress suit and an old
Overcoat.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-12-19

SHE Took THE QUEENS HINT
Queen Victoria not only looks well
after her own servants, but has an
eye and an ear for those that come
occasionally to her residences. Now
1T happens that certain lady who
holds position at court, has a de-
served reputation of never keeping
a maid more than three months.-
Though lamb to society i'm general,
she Is unfortunately lion in private
to her attendants, and they suit
themselves quickly elsewhere.
1t reached Her Majesty's ears
somehow, that this lady every time
she came into waiting brought fresh
damsel, who had to be initiated into
court ways. Some months ago the
queen sent for both mistress and
maid at the same time, and gave
them nice little homiIy on mutual
forbearance and good nature, and
then expressed hope, which really
amounted to a command, that the
lady would not think Of changing so
often in the future. The maid ia
now permanency, and the wrongs
OF her predecessors are avenged.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1895-12-19

WHAT Is DIRT ?-Old DR.. Cooper,
of South Carolina, used to say to his
students: L" What is dirt? DON'T
be afraid of little dirt, gentlemen.
What is dirt? Why, nothing at all
offensive, when chemically viewed.
Rub little alkali upon that dirty
grease-spot on your coat, and it un-
dergoes a chemical change and be-
comes soap; now rub it with a little
water and it disappears /; it is neither
grease, soap, water, nor dirt. That
is not very odOrous pile Of dirt
you observe there well, scatter a
little gypsum over it, and is no
longer dirty. Everything you call
dirt is worthy of your notice as stu
dents of chemistry. Analyze it
analyze it! 1t will all separate into
very clear elements. Dirt makes
corn, corn makes bread and meat,
and that makes very sweet young
lady that l saw one Of you kissing
last night. So, after all, you were
kissing particularly, if she
whitened her skin with chalk OIL
Fuller's earth. There is no telling
young gentlemen, what is dirt
Though 1 may say that rubbing sucf
stuff upon the beautiful skin of 6
young lady is dirty practice
Pearl-powder, think, is made OF
bismuth-nothing but dirt"