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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
A CRITIC SURPRISED.
Lord Randolph, Chnrchilrs Crushing Inter
view witt, a Nypercritical Dandy.

Lord Randolph, Churchili's Crushing Inter.
view VIII, a Hypercritical Dandy.
Lord Randolph Churchill took q very
keen artistic delight in his Tife's mu-
sical accompiishiu ei:ts, bet he was TN
willing that any one else should speak
disparagingly Of them. At an entertain
ment once, where she had consented to
execute a brilliant dash on the piano, q
tall youth with bangs and monocle
was Observed paying q languid and rath-
er insolent attention to the music, stand
ing close enough to the performer to
have his comments easily overheard by
her. Lord Randy was close at hand,
too. and presently heard tho vapid youth
remark:
'.Deuced fine music, you know, but it
lacks veal sOul-it lacks veal soul"
To the critics astonishment q mus
cular young man, with big mus.ache,
whom he had not noticed before, whis-
pered in his ear:
"For shilling I'd wailop the life out
of you!"
He fastened to withdraw, but with.
out discovering the identity of the au-
thor Of the menace. Tho next day, to
his delight, no received an invitation to
the Churchills' home. OF course he ac-
cepted with avidity. On entering he
was met by his threatening neighbor Of
the night before, who, he at once dis
cerned, must be Lord Randolph. 10
proceeded no farther than the entrance
hall, for Churchill beokoned in the di-
rection Of the drawing room, and out
foated Lady Churchill.
"This fellow has come to apologize
to you for his remark of last night"
hissed Lord Randolph. Now" to tho
stranger, down on your kneesr'
Down went the dandy, lisping out
the most abject plea for forgiveness.
Then he was turned over to footman
to be put ignominiously out Of the door.
while the host followed his retreating
figure with roar of derisive laughter.
Kate Fields Washington.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10

Lord, vouchsafe Thy Saving grace to
the Librarian of tho Los Angeles
City Library, and cleanse her of all
sin, and make her woman worthy
of her Office
Rsv. Campbell, il his demurrer.
took the position that his statement
was privileged. The Court held that
o s!ander can be perpetrated in the
form of prayer es readily as in any
other form of speech, aud that no
communication made by parson or
pre:st TO his congregation is privil-
eyed because of such relation, unless,
perhaps, when made in the discharge
of his pastoral duties with one sub
jsct TO the discipline OF the church,
and th:n only unless made without
malice. The demurrer was over-rul-
ed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
B. F. s c Fl w E / E r
EDITOR AND ProPRIE1oa.

The elections in Michigan, Wis
consin and Illinois wen. republican
last week
LAST week for the fist time in 80
years, the city of Winona, Minn..
elected Republican Mayor.
THEY had too much religion mixed
with the election in Bridgeport,
Conn, last week, and the Catholics
voted with the democrats and car
ried the city.
AT the elections in Oaio last week,
tho women were permitted to vote
the first time for members Of School
Boards, ald generally voted with the
Republicans. In some places the
women voted for women cnIy.
RECEaTLY, one dly, New York City
people consumed II million gallons
OF water. OF that .. least one nil
hon gallons Was inpurity. II nature
had not made peoples stomach a
labrstory, what would have become
OF tie people Of New York City.
SoaE leading Democrat at Wash
ingtop, las irspi,ed a movement
among the democracy 10 tske their
next Presidential candidate from one
of the Southern S.a.es, which WI
make good text fer the Republi-''
cans in the next National Campaign
--namely-The Democracy 4 Gen
Grafton After Rebellion.
TuE geld ore fouGd at Newton !
Hamilton has been asssyed and found !
to be worthless Alas for the great .
expectations OF rapidly acquiring
wealth. Bat Newton Hamilton has
something better than gold and Gil
oIce 4 yesr-the camp-meeting. /
All the gold aud OF! in Christia dom
and in heatbendom can't maks man
and womsn as happy as when earn
estly engaged in singing, praying
and preaching under the trees al
Newton Hamilton.
TIE Supreme Court handed down
the ipcome tax decision On .Honday
The court rules out the clause that
taxes, rents, State, county and muI-
icipal bonds, on the ground that such
,hings are not subjects for the Nat
onal Government 10 tax On The
'ther points of tie law the court
vas tie and a tie is eqltl to an af-
irming ofthe law. 1t is calculated
hat the decision will knock ffabout
s15, 100000 Of tie tax, $50, 000,OG0'
'eisg The whole estimate.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
Those Fish Baskets.

TIE editor O. tie Snyder county
Tribune, published by J. a Lum
bard at Selinsgrove, takes exception
to the fish basket law" now before the
Lce-i-lature, and says that the Phila.
de. phia editors who write on the
question edo not kuow any more
about the matter than a porker does
about Sunday" We take few cx
cerpts from Lis article:-
The assertion that the fish baskets
destroy the young shad, is as far from
The truth as day is removed from
night. And if they did, there are no
shad and have not been any in the
Srsquehanna river. from Clark Fer
ry dam uP, for fifteen years, just
about the length cf time that the
Fish Commissioners have been fight
ing fish baskets. We remember the
time the river was strung from one
end to the other, with fish baskets,
when there were IS many as 1900
shad caught in che haul of the seine,
between Seiinsgrove and Shamokin
dana. To day there are no shad in
our river here. Certainly the fish
baskets have not killed thsm' Not.
withs!andiog that. thcr9 are thou
sands of dollars squandeced by the
Fish Commissioners every yoar, the
supply af food fishes in our river
here, is fast becoming extinct. When
ali manner of fishing was allowed
the fish We're much more Numerous.
The editor wants proper fish ways
pat IN the dams, and says that the
impurities flowing into the water Of
the river kill more fish than do tbe
fish baskets. Better still, brother,
the dams IN the rivers have served
their purpose long ago, and are now
an expense to q few, and no special
benefit to the many. Let them be
blown out from the mouth to the
source OF tie rivers.
Fish basket fishing does not xii.
the shad, neither will they interfere
with the other fish if proper safe
guards are thrown around them.
The GELS are a migatory fish, and Our
people should be allowed to catch
them. Agaio, if the members of the
Legislature desire to protect rhe fish,
and secure their propagation, the
best WY to do SO, is to see that the
pciiu,iop ard contamination of our
streams are prevented, otherwise, it
matters not whether the fish baskets
are prohibited or not, the supply il
the river, is destined to fall short
and finally to become extinct
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
English Women at the Forge
From ali the Year Round.

From ali the : ear Round
This was G ioag shed with eight or
tea focges in it. worker and q blow
er to zach forge. Toll was being
carried on with feverish euergy un-
der the eyes Of the master, who
Fromenaded up and down. There
were as many women as men. The
heat was gceat and the smell baddisl
and suggestive u its badness in mid
summer.
Al ons forge one woman - cge
about 22-used The hammer with
her hands and worked the oliver with
her feet. l tried 10 do AS she did
She settled nail in two or three
blows It cos; me sever. The force
necessary to make the oliver DO is
duty IS very great. The whole pow
ei' Of TIE body must be coacentrate.!
CT tie leg muscles. At ore forge q
man and wife were at work; both
Just over 20.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
LECAL.
COURT PROCLAMATION.

Whereas, the Hon. JEREMIAH LYONS,
President Judge of the Court Of Common
Pleas, for the Forty First Judicial District,
| composed of the counties of Jurlata and
Perry, and the HonorabIes JOSIAH L. BAR
Judges of the said court of Common Pleas
of Juniata county, by preccpt duly issued
and TO me directed for holding Court of
Oyer and Terminer and Genera Jail Delv-
cry, and General Quarter Sessions of the
Peace at AifIiintown, on the
FOURTH MONDAY OF APRIL 1895,
BEING THE 22ND DAY OF THE
MONTH.
NOTICE HEREBY GIVEN, to the Coroner,
Justices Of the Peace and Con stables Of the
County Of Juniata, that they be then and
there in their proper persons, at 10 O'Clock
IN the forenoon of said day, with their rec
ords, inquisitiGns, examinations and oyer
rcmembersnces, to do those things that to
their Offices respectfully appertaD, and
those that are bound by recognIzance to
prosecute against the prisoners that are or
my be in tie Jail of said county. be then
and there to prosecute against them as
shall be Just
By az cct of the Assembly, passed the
9th day OF May, 1854. it mais the d utv Of
Justices of the Peace of the several coun-
ties Of this Commonwealth to return to the
Clerk of the Court of Quarter Sessions OF
the respective counties, all the recognt
zances entered into before them by any CHI
Zen or persons charged with the coumis-
sion of any crime, except such cases as NAV
be ended before Justice of tho Peace. nm.
der existing laws at least ten days befor.
the commencement of the session of the
Court to which they are made rcturnable
respecti, ely, and IN all cases where recop-
n;zances are entered into less than ten DAYS
before the commencement OF the session TO
which they are made returnabIe, the said
Justices are to return the same in the same
manner as if said act had not beea passed
Datedia Mifisintown, the 18th dav OF
March, IN The year Of OIr Lord, one
thousand eight hundred and niaety-fiye.
J. P. CALHOUN, Sheriff.
MiaIiu,own, March Is, 1895.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
A Whistler Story.

One of the best of the Rossetti stories
concerns Mr.. Whistler. Once Rossetti
asked Whistler how he liked sketch
he had made for picture. "It has good
points," was the answer. go ahead
with it, A few weeks later he was
asked about tie picture. Doing IA
mously," said Rossetti. "I've ordered
a stunning frame for it," Some time
later Mr. whistler saw the canvas,
framed, bat still. virgin cf paintbrush
or paint. You've done nothing to it."
said Nj Whistler. NO." replied Ros-
setti, ''hu. I've written sonnet on the
subject, il you would care to hear it. s"
When the recitation was over, Mr.
Whistler said. ''Rcsctti, take oat the
canvas ard put the sonnet in the frame. !"
Pail Mall Budget
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
SEA ANEMCNE AND BARNAClE.
An Odd Pair Of Chcms to Be Seen In the
Aquarium ct Castle Garden.

An Odd Pair of ChCms to Ee Seen In tho
Aquarium ct Castle Garden.
The sea anemone is very sensitive.
It closes at Z hostile or tboushtless
touch, not rapidly, for it can't 10 any
thing very rapidly, but as rapidly as it
can, curling its tentacles inward and
covering them over with its outer skin
and fiattening it down upon tho rock.
But it IS not disturbed by its friends.
In one OF the smaller glass tanks at the
city's aquarium at Castle Garden there
are several little sea anemoEes taken
from spiles and stones about the Bat
terry. In tho samo tank, almost within
reach of these anemoEes, are some conf
mon barnacles-little ones. half an inch
or SO in diameter Lacking in beauty
as the barnacle may be, it is provided
with most wonderful handlike men,
ber, which it throws up from its shell,
with which it sweeps tho water for
food, the minute animalcul1 upon
which it feeds.
One of these bafracles is SO close to
one of the little anemoncs that when he
filings his net it almost or quite touches
tho tips OF the anenone's tentacles,
which spread like the most delicate and
feathery branches of the tiniest little
tree. But the anemoIe doesn't close up.
Not q bit. Here down deep in the tank
its branches wave In tho gently agitat-
ed water, rs, delicate as they are, they
might do il the gentlest zephyrs on the
land, and they wave and wave as the
barnacle throws its net. Perhaps the
sea anemone has its own benefit in mind
through all this. for it is quite probable
that the agitation Of the water brings
to it food that it might not otherwise
receive; but, however that may be. the
fact remains that the little anemone
that would close at the slightest touch
Of an enemy is quite undisturbed by any
thing that its friend and neighbor tho
barnacle might do.-New York Sun.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
Relief In Six Hours.

Distressing Kidney and Bladder
diseases relieved in SIX hours by the
"Nrw GREAT SOUTH AMERICAN KIDNEY
CURE" This new remedy is great
surprise on account of its exceeding
promptness in relieving pain in the
bladder, kidneys, back and every part
of the urinary passages in male or
female. It relieves retention of wa
ter and pain in passing it almost i'm
mediately. Ii you want quick reiief
aud cure this is your remedy. Sold
by l.. Banks e. Co, Druggist, Milf
f:ntowr, Pa. Feb. 6.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
BLOOMSBURY LITERARY
INSTITUTE
ard
STATE NORMAL SCHOOL,,

prepares for Teaching; for G, llege;
for Business; for Social Duties.
EIGHT DEPARTMENTS: - Equipment
worth half a million dollars. Spec
i.lists of successful experience en-
pioyed as Teachers. A high stand
ard of scholarship maintained.
State aid to all persons preparing TO
each. No school can give more for
tie money. Few can give SO much.
81 tcial slas:ts ft1 i,,tlGls. Splin
term opens NaItL Ssh, 1895. Sen
for circulars and outline cf course.
j. P. WELSH, Principal,
BlComs6ure, Pa.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
Rhs,matasm Cured IN a Nay.

"Mystic Cure" for Rheumatism
and Neuralgia radically cures in to
8 days. It's action upon the syctem
.s remarkable and mysterious. 1t re-
moves at once the cause, and the dis
ease Immediately disappears The
first dose greatly benefits, Is cents.
Sold by L. Banks & Co., druggists,
M;ffi n.own. Jan. y, S6.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
Slander in Prayer.

Judge Clark of Los Angeles, Cal
ifornie, has taken the position that a
prayer offered in a church may be
slanderous. The question was
brought into court by Miss Tess
Kelso, charging Rev. J. O. Campbell
with slander in a prayer offered be
fore his congregation in the First NJ
E. Church, in which he said: 20,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
TEXAS HOOPSNAKES.
THEY HAVE HOOKS AND HOLES IN
THEIR LIPS AND LIKE FUN.
With Fine Sense of Humor They Play
Jokes on Tenderfeet and women-Go-
pliers and BulIsn:,lxes Create Lively Situ-
ntions For the EOopers.

''The hoopsnake of Texas is rs inter-
csting a reptile as you can find any
where" said q former resident of the
Lone Star State. "It ia unlike any hoop
snake l ever saw in the east and good
deal livelier. Under its lower jaw there
is a lip, with hole III it, and Ga the
end of its tail there is a hornlike hook
that curves upward. Whenever the
snake takes notion to roll, it throws
its tail over its snout, hooks into tie
lip, and goes spinning away over the
grass as merrily as you please.
1.-THE snake can get over the ground
pretty fast by crawling, bnt it seems to
take great pleasure in rolling The un-
delsuart of its body Is .briaht red, and
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
MYSTIFiEO AUTHORS.
Father 2rout Made 1t His Business to Eoaz
Notable Characters.

Father Prom. Made 1t His Business to Hoax
Notable Characters.
Authors have often mystified the pub
lie, bat a man who made business OF
mystifying professional writers is not
ablo character. Such n one, however,
was the Rev. Francis Mahony, better
known as Father Prout." His faycrite
trick was to take well known and pop
ular poem, translate it into another Ian
guase, boldly assert that in its new
form it possessed great antiquity and
charge the author with having stolen it.
This trick he played On more than ono
noted author during the carly days Of
the present century, and each was sore!y
puzzled to explain the identity of the
poer, W high he knew to be his own with
that in foreign language
Prout translated Moore's "Go Where
Glory Waits Thee" into excellent
French verse, attributed it to Nine. La
Comtesse de Chateaubriand and charged
Moore with having stolen it bodily. The
song. "Lesbia Hath a Beaming Eye,
he rendered into choice Latin and
claimed it as youthful production of
his own, which he had once shown to
Moore. Another of Prout's achievements
was the translation of Wolfe's Burial
of Sir John Moore" into French, claim
ing, at the same time, that the lines
were written by Colonel de Beaumanois,
who was killed at Pondicherry in 1749.
Not satisfied with this, he proceeded
further and translated the lines into
German verse and stoutly declared that,
while Wolfe had stolen from the French
poet, the latter had in turn pilfered
from the German, the latter poem hay
ing, as he stated, been written to COM
memorate the death and burial of the
Swedish General Toistenson, who was
killed at the siege of Dantzic. Poor
Wolfe was dumfounded at seeing his
popularity disappear and was not much
comforted when the hoax was discov-
cred. Press,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
Useful Parrots.

1t has hitherto been customary to frit-
ter away the intellectual force of par
rots by merely teaching them to say
Pretty Poll' and things of that sort,
but the municipal authorities Of a
French town have instituted what it is
to be hoped will become general re-
form.
The poor box at the town hall, it
saa,ns. had for long time been in o
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
Cautious Turkey.

fhe Russian government has asked
permission of Turkey to make measure
ments of the sea of Marmora in order
to determine scientifically what changes
have occurred through the late earth
quakes The porte has given the desired
permission, but the Russian man-of-
war will be escorted by Turkish ves-
sci, and Turkish naval officer will as
sist at all the scientific examinations of
the coast.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
a HiTc's "at Home."

Binks-Wonder where l can find
Winks.
.5inks-Let's sec. This is Thursday,
and Thursday is his wife's day for be-
ing sat home" Guess you'll find him
at the club.-New York Weekly
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10

Train leaves Bloomfield at 6l0 a. m.
snd arrives at Landisburg at ga? a, m.
Train ieaver Landisbnrg at 6.l4 p. H., and
arrives at Bloomfield al 6. 50 p. m.
Trains leave LoysvilIe Tor Duncappon at
Z. 22O a. m and 2. Is p. NJ. Returning,
arrive at 10 81 q. m.. and 4.56 p. m.
Between Landisburg and Loysvil,e trains
run as follows: Leave LsndisburE for Loys-
vile 55 a. m, and SO p M, Loysville
for Landisburg IL 10 a. m, and D 90 p. M
All stations marked g are fag stations,
at whict trains will come to full stop on
signal.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
Tascarara valley Railroad.

Trains cn the Tuscarcra Valley
Ra:lroad will run rs follows:
Leave East Waterford at 500 A.
H., aHd 2 p. NJ, arriving 1t Port Roy
al at 915 A ~ and 3.15 p. NJ.
Leave Port Royal st 1890 A. NJ.
and 5.l5 II, srriving at East Wa
.erfo,d at 11.45 A. NJ and $50 P. N.
j. 9. MooREHEAD,
Supersnfenaenf.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10

"Pat Malloy," the famous Irish mel
ody, was written by Dion Bouoicault
for his play "Arrah ma Pogue." For
five or six years its use by bands during
the professions of st. Patriok's day was
almost universal.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10

itnever fails to cure-MANNERS doubls
extract sARSAPARILLA. 6Oc. evsrvvh.,.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10

''et good pare- y subscribing for the
SEsrtsE5 AND REPUBLICAN,.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
RAILROAD TINE TABLE.
DERRY COUNTY RAILROAD.

The following schedule went Into effect
Nov. l9, 1898, aod the trains will be run as
fnllHKs.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10

d. GRING, President aud Manage,
C. K. MILLER, General Agent.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10
TR ESPAsS NOTICE.

The undeTsIyn d persons have rnrmed an
4 ssosia.i:... for the ;.rpr::ii:.l -: t;,.ir re-
sFect!re properties. All PERSONS a-s here
hy notified bat TO trr>pass an the lands of
the urder-irn-,! TOR tn" pi-p..-,. nr hunt jrp
g aricrinE uu's. ehIpin, ;,nb'-r or ,hrowi3g
down !-acHs nv firing tioo.r in nUy way
wl;stcve-. Any ,i"i.;i - ot tbe. ah.vc no-
ticr will be- d.i:i with n"c,rii,y,s l,s,
John N:ci :e',
William ruffepberger,
Gide"n Sirt-r,
Peasher & Zook.
Nary a :,ruhsker,
o. r!' Co:hiocs,
JOHN By',r.
san u.! Bell.
September 5, 1895.
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III. P. DERR,
PRACTICAL DENTIST,

FAACIACAA DEN HI ASK,
(Graduate of the Philadelphia Dental Col
lege,) formerly Of Mifiinbure, Pa, has To-
Gated permanently in Miffiintown, as sue
cessor to the late DR.. &. l.. Derr, and wiz
continue the dental business established
by the latter in 1860 at tie we'll known Of
fee on Bridge street opposite Court House.
~ TEETH EXTRACTED, ABSOLUTE
LY WITHOUT PAIN.
no Chloroform, Ether, or Gas used.
No Sore Gums or Discomfort to patient,
either during extraction or afterwards.
All these are Guararteed er Co charge
will be made.
70 All work guaranteed to give perfect
satisfac ton. Terms, strictly cash.
III. p. DERR.
Practical Dentist.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1895-04-10

The elections in Michigan, Wis
consin and Illinois went republican
last week
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1895-12-24
LEASE OF THE NORTH CARO-
LIMA RAILROAD.

Correspondence of The Progressive Farmer.
In 1888, after the D,m9cratlc State
Convention had met, and completed
the business for the people, l vas in
company with a D, mocratic Judge
who informed me that the railroads,
through their agents, went into the
convention and pointed out the men to
be nominated, and they were nomi-
mated. Ard what is more" said he,
1.-The railroads own the courts"
Now where are we at7 1t seems to
this writer that the lease of the North
Carolina railroad tells the people Of this
State more than the Judge told ms. Is
it not too plain to be doubted that u
St ate officials had on a railroad slaves
collar, or the lease would never have
been signed and sealed7 THE love of
money is the root of all evil"
All praise to ex Judge Schenck!
The people should at once go to work
and raise a sufficient sum of money to
enter legal proceedings and save this
valuable railroad from going into any
such hands as the Southern Company,
chartered in Virginia.
W. DREWRY SMITH.