Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1895-03-04
ChOllY AGlTATEp.
He Thinks the Time Has Come For His Crowd to Organize Against Foreigners.

He RhinEs the Time Has Come For His Crowd to Organize Against Foreigners.
 Bravo, little count Miles felicit4- tions on your pluck and perseverancel
 It isn't every young Frenehman who can como to America to complete his education and pick up girl like Anna Gould and $15, 900, 900 into the bar gain.
 Count Castellane isn't as good looking as Harry Woodruff, as rich as Willie Hartman or as noble as Prince Batten- burg, yet he has got what all those chap pies strove for with might and main.
 If the mind can be permitted to wan der through the possibilities created by such an engagement, it will revert first to the high born father and mother of the young adventurer, the Marquis and Marquiso de Gastellane, living perhaps on air, as only French people can, yet still maintaining tho stately dignity of their old French ehateaux.
 Imagine the cable received from their adored son gone to the uttermost parts of the world to search for the where withal.
 nj gagne tout, belle, riehe ct gene. reuse e"-I have won all, lovely, rich and willing to give upl
 Already the news is known in Paris, France aud all over Europe
 Already other frugal parents are bid ding other adventurous sons goodby and good speed on their departure for New York in quest of other heiresses.
 We will soon be inundated by other ''students" of American institutions, who will hope to take something more tangible than impressions" back with them
 1 never read of an engagement like this without considering the uproar in- to which it throws Europe
 have already mado reference to the Mothers Mutual American Heiress Emigrant society, formed in Germany by noble but impoverished women for the purpose of raising funds with which to ship their sons to America.
 The success of Count Castellane will be certain to cause such societies to spring mp all over Europe.
 By love, the government ought to in. terferel This is contract labor if ever there was such a thing, and our heiresses are equally responsible under the lawl
 They bring these fellows out here, they induce them to come with promises of employment, and, by gadl old chap pies, 1 don t think it's fair to us at all.
 What show have we plain "misters got2
 We may be as lovely as Harry Wood ruff and belong to as many clubs as Bill Hartman, yet WIG arc not the kind of follows these girls want to marry.
 It's the handle to the name, the dreary old tumble down castle, that catch the rich girls fancy, and we have neither of those commodities.
 Upon my word, it makes my heart sick, and persuades one to go out and get lost in the blizzard, to think that little frog eating Frenehman can blow into New York and in a month time accumulate $I5, 1000, 000, with a we'd ding present of $2, GOO, GOO thrown in.
 If the law won t help us, l say that we dudes ought to organize into some thing like an old time Know Nothing association and hamstring every decent looking foreigner that arrives on these shores and cannot prove that he isn't after all American heiress.
 What do you say, Brock Cutting, Ham Carey and Jim Farley, are yous wid me or agin me?-Cholly Knioker- booker in New York Recorder