New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-09-11
THE TALK OF The DAY.

r., ,,a yord's Sake Harrison is the name ola
Texas colored man.
From the French-A soldier leaving earrack's
stopped by the corporal OF the e eeaye
II have the verbal permission OF the captain, -
show ME that verbal permission -'A0"o's
Globe
1t Is an III wind that Bows nobody goo'' Inv
Defenders mishap yesterday and the victory o. INC
ya,kvrie consequent upon 1t viii insure 'afss
attendance at the next race and the hearts OF sA'
cursion- boat owners will be rejoiced thereby
Hes not what you would call strictly haSf.
Isssss on baby as he lay bowling in mis- mothers
arms but rs the Kind OF race tnat sr0nS On On
y,ou" WAS the Indignant and uneXpectant reply Of
;he fond mother "You'd be better looking II u
had '-(Sacred Heart Review.
Judging from the report just presented to 'ns
British Parliament upon the condition Oh ''a 1.s
China which bears the signature oil the p''u.-
dnlomatic representative at Peking. there appears
70 be a remarkable analogy between Chinese ON
caldom and that OF New-York in good ola ram
many days. 1t Is asserted therein that the o.s
wealthy people IN China officials and ex-oin'
Gals and not a single person can be found "n'
has grown rich from honest Industry
bind man was singing In the street WINE =
crowd about him lady and gentleman stopper
a moment in passing said she' Is" J" ""'''
Said he Under the circumstances yes ma,
pity the poor man want dear; the II "Yr,'"'
ta nearly so bad for him" -(Boston Transcript
According to The New-Orleans Times-Dems
Graf" the most remarkable thing about mock
ing bird is It's way of laying out a range. In u'
autumn IL goes South and establishes itseit for 'Ie
winter on a patch of ground that will yield berries
ami other food enough asst until the foAo"'Hs
spnng The tract is determined respecting o0o'
DANES with much accuracy as a mining p
pec,or would use In stalking out calm fe'"a''
il nay be only fifty yards square. or 1t may ha'e
length and breadth OF as much as one hu"u'o.
yards The space depends mainly upon the i0ON
suppy in sight: but the hooking bird IS s''o'
glutton and wants ten times the quantity tina.
would be necessary TO keep him alive. Having a''
out his range the will defend 1t with MS ne
and no other fruit-eating bird Is allowed TO enter "
Tammas had a friend stopping with him during
the HOLIDAYS and took him up TO the Hill OF b
10 have a look round. Arriving az tne s,,A nv:
sat down, when his friend remarkel az and
have come away without glass telescope ssy
which T.mmas made answer Dnna ma, i ,a,' SOCK
ABBOTT a cless cause | can just as We'l tah " S'N-
DOT O. III. botte."-(Dundee News
A HindoD goldsmith says English Journal. dis
appeared some years ago and was mourns' :!
his friend. as dead The other day. hOWeNet'
nephew Of the missing man met an ihd'i'ul'
whom he 1t once recognized as MS uno.e' ~
hailed him with JOY and carried MIN OIL ~ ''
aunt The latter Immediately greeted The new
conner as he, husband and was soon Joined by he'
mother-in-lav, who saw in him her long-ios' sO".
The fatted calf was (iguratively) killed. the oldes'
cask was opened, the largest lamp was Ill., anu '"'
rejoicing until-until the elcest son VI Wv
family turned up, and denounced MS hep"e"
'And" as an ,nposter who not his brother d.
all and 1t TUNED out that he was rsh'' ""
though his mother and his sister-iH-law are OF INV
.,,I n
sly-Faher (vhose wife has presented him sc Ssa
| twins)-Tommy, you may stay home from sonD Lon
| to-day, and tomorrow tel the teacher 'ha' wv
have two brothers: r,.vs
only one new brother? Then can stay non nas
day next week for the other one.-tfhese""'
Blaetter.
Here Is a modet alusion TO Chicago IN Ins
News'' OF that city: "She has been burned OUT VI
existence In a dayand fattened on the ashes sac
| has builded a dreanland FOR the world 10 pay "
| and thought little OF the achievement; she has
essayed a drainage canal. and before the peop''
| barely know OF IT tie bulk OF the gigantic en'e'-
| prise Is completed md the glorhcation eNe'0
| are over This is lot boas,ng; It is mooes'
recording OF a glitterng. sparkling, radiauhs iA
| II is a measly testimonial OF the grand. whoop'"r
rlpsnorting vastness o the greatest aggregation =.
human souls ever opught tose'"oi
| municipal canvas"
Comments or NdrOus
| Charlie called last night. -. 49,,
Justne-Thats twice In week. Isn't "'
Penelope-Yes. -. .,,.s IN the
| JUSTINE suppose he'll come three times III Wv
next week.
Penelope-Thats what brother says
Justne-And five times the nextY
Penelope-That's what sister says.
Justne-And six times the nexty
| Penelope-Thats what tunty says
Justine-And seven tine the nextv
Penelope-Thats what ppa says
Justine-And then what .,, yhat
Penelope wen "a married' 'ha''
everybody says.
| Justine-And then whaty ~ An
Penelope-Then | won't re him any more o,,s~
| evening; that's what mmma says-lbrooA"
Life.