Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1895-12-05

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She says she can't afford a cab
Expenses she must curb
1ef when she walks upon the straat
Ter carriage is superb.
New York iIs.ald.
WITH GOOD REASON
me ancents thought the world was fat-
we Know that isn't true
puI When our fondest hopes are dashed
We inoderns think SO. too.
New York Herald.
The story about Gen. Harrison.s mali
ing fortune out of kaffir mines was
pure invention. Il have never made
worked for ~
Harry-"ls this Miss Wallace that l
am going to meet tonight a pretty girl?''
We'll, that's matter of opin-
ion. My own idea is that she is much
more hkely to get engaged on moon
h ii1 !, buggy ride than at Il fashionable
ball. '-Somerville Journal.
Husband Don't you know that every
wrinkle to her face?' Wife-"Yes: it's
a wise provision of nature to let the
world know the kind of husband she's
got. Photos and Sketches
AN AMBITIOUS HOPE.
Oh. statesman, struggle braveIy on
For glory as slayer;
In time you'll be as much admired
As any football player.
on are worth your weight in gold to
me, darling he murmured. Then do
come home early, George, dear?" she
replied YEARLY. I've lost ten pounds
since we were married just sitting UP
late for you: We can't afford such ex-
travagance. '-Harper's Bazaar.
Appreciation-"I wish them things
wasn't so high-priced," said Mrs. Jason,
as she looked longingly at some chrys-
anthemums. Il think I'll raise some
next year myself. They ought to be
jist lovely to sprinkle clothes With
indianapolis Journal.
Her object-"Oh, do wish the count
cept him?' ''No, but could tell Harry
Brooklyn Life.
Bligg-"Pushleigh deserves great cred
it for his success in life. He rose from
poor boy"
Blagg-"Does he. indeed! Let me tell
you that Washington deserves far more
credit. He rose from rich boy.'-Rox-
bury Gazette.
trJ Jo fh;s Did, your wife go to the c0nn
Tompkins-"Ye she spent the sum-
mer with friends at Blue Point"
John-"You must have been pretty
lOnesome?"
Tompkins- Yes, I was; especially on
Saturdays and Sundays"
John-'Why couldn't you arrange to
spend those days with herr"
Tompkins-'I did. Hampers Bazaar.
"Some OBJ de worls smallest men,"
said Uncle Eben, ''see1ns ter devot dab
intiah intelleck ter findin new kinds OBJ
trouble ter git into. '-Washington Star.
Gozzins-"How many voices are there
Bazley-"About seven"
Gozzins-'Why, I had an impression
that it had forty or fifty members"
Bazley-''So it has. but you asked me
how many voices!'-Roxbury Gazette.
beautiful fall weather. remarked
Crimsonbeak to Miss Wheeler, as she
stood over her fallen wheel. brushing the
dust from her boomers. And now they
don't speak.-Yonkers Statesman.
TOAST.
Here's to the day
When it is May
And care as light as feather.
When your little shoes and my big boots
Go trampling over the heather.
Here's to the night
When our delight
Shall hold the stars in a tether.
When your little shoes and my big boots
Are under the bed together.
Bliss Carman in New York Evening Sun.
ON CONDITION.
''Wilt take little smack with me?'
They loitered by the Sailful sea.
She dropped her lashes mOdestly,
And mildly, meekly. blushin',
Said she: II will participate
In such diversion as you state,
If YOU the same will designate
A labial conclusion"
-Pearson's Weekly.
A CONTRARY WORLD.
If all the days were holidays.
Before the year was done,
The hardest work that you could 90
Would seem the biggest fun.
EXPERIENCE.
Time fits strange glass to our eyes
BY which we learn, on looking through,
How precious little twas we knew
In days we held ourselves as wise.
Truth.
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