Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1895-04-06
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Sprink1es of Spice.
ST lost my head completely. And then
kissed her!' 'I don't quite see how
you managed it!'-Life.
Ella-"You ought to have seen Jack
when he proposed" Stella (meanly)-~
"Oh, I've seen him Boston Courier.
Miss Elderbody-"I hate men who's
are always making love-" Miss Sorce-'
box-'TO others ?''-Boston TranscripEJ
Kitty-"Isn't that very expensive
suit Dicky Doubtful has on?" TOm-t
''Yes; for his tailor. Smith, Gray s.
Co.'S Monthly.
He-"I think Percy Giblettes is per-
feet calf" She-"You misjudge hims
He could not be perfect in anything."-~
Syracuse Post.
Harry-'I always wear hat to suit
my head; hang the style" Dick-"Yes,
1 noticed that a soft hat is your favor
ite. Boston Globe.
Teacher-"Robbie, have you a good
excuse for being lateY Robbie.
''Yes'm; buckwheat cakes and syrup"
Chicago Inter Ocean.
''Is Miss Hicks as shy and backward
as she used to be?' ''Well, if you don't
think so just watch her get off a street
car nce."-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Cynic-"How's that novel of yours
coming along?" Scribbler-"It isn't
coming along. 1 forgot to inclose
stamps for its return. n."-Syracuse Post.
"How is your sister getting on with
IOv~ ciV1 oil hos
taken the wadding out Of his ears for
the first time to-day."-Fliegende BlatA
ter.
Scientists say that there are mf@'
crobes in KISSES" said Miss Kittish t0
Mr.. Hunker. "Happy microbesw exA
claimed the young man, ecstatically.-~
Life.
Wife (at breakfast-'T didn't hear
you when you came in last night
Husband-''I guess that's the reason I
didn't hear you Philadelphia In~
Quirer.
Mrs. Watts-"You have a most reA
markably hard face, to tell you the
truth" Dismal Dawson-"Yes'm, that
is because it is so dry."-Indianap
Journal.
Blobbs-"Do you think the average
man is as stupid before he marries as
he is afterwards" Cynicus-" -"Certain-
ly, or he wouldn't get rried."-Phila-
delphia Record.
After the concert: He-"T envy that
man who sang the tenor solo," She
"Why, 1 thought he had a very poor
voice." He-"So did I. But just think
of his nervew-Life.
(Which is my part in this duetg'
asked the pEima donna of her husband,
who was the tenor. 'Your part? Here
it is, of course. The one with the last
words in it. Washington Star.
Sunday Scnool Teacher-WhenG George
Washington's father forgave him for
cutting down the cherry tree what les
son did it teach? Little Johnnie-That
he had buried the hatchet-Judge
Mrs. Murphy-"Yes, sonny, I've had
q fruit stand on this block for thirty
years." Tim Ryan-"If you'd have adj
vertised you might have owned the
block by this time. Boston Globe.
She-"Do you think 1 look as old as
they say do?" He-tIf you mean the
gentlemen, I say yes; but if you mean
as old as your lady friends say, say
no, decidedly" Boston Transcript.
CoIlector-You say that you are not
liable to income tax? Why, you must
be spending $50, 900 a year! Jack Dash
| ing-Very likely; but what has that to-
do with my income?-New York Sun.
Hamlet-I had funny experience ON
the road recently. Yorick-What was
that? Hamlet-Why, the management
gave us our salary regularly every
week for two weeks.-Syracuse Post.
Wiggins-"My boy, if you live beyond
your income you are bound to come to
grief" Spenditt-''My dear fellow, if
[ had to live within it, would be mis-
erable even now!'-Harper's Bazar
Mrs. Ashpen-I found it almost inn
possible this morning to get a man tc
shovel snow. Mrs. Dustbin-Poor fel-
lows! / suppose they're all too busy
looking for work.-Roxbury Gazette.
''You don't seem to think this story
very funny" complained Smallwort,
after he had finished. sOh, yes, do,''
answered Ford go ahead and tell
: some more of it. Cincinnati Tribune