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Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12
Notea OF snortIng Interest.


L c. Johnson, the local bicyellst, has
been placed In class B by the L A, w.
racing board.
Dan Creedon and Frank Craig, the
Harlem Coffee Cooler, were yesterday
matched by the National Sporting Club
to fight for 81. 600 purse sometime in
October at 1853 pounds. Peter Maher AVID
John j. Genin will sail for New York on
the steamship CircsssIa on September 10.
The Philadelphias still have lighting
chance OF getting second place. The
Orioles would much rather play the
Phillies for the Temple cup than the
Clevelsnds as there would not be one
fifth as much money in a Baltimore
Cleveland series.
The Baltimore management is sure
that the game forfeited to the champions
by Pittsburg will stand. Evidence is
said to be at hand to prove that the
Pittsburgs could have reached Baltimore
from Boston in time to play the first
game
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12
DIED.

CRAWFORD On Monday. 9th instant.
Louisa j., wife OF Theodore r. Crawford,
and daughter OF the late John Janvier, Sr., OF
New Castle. Del.
son Of John ID. kuriz. Jr., and Frieda, NJ,
his wife.
LYMAN On September .. 1895. Albert H.,
son Of the late John II. and eliza Lyman, in
his 45th year.
MURRAY.-In this city. on September G.
1896. James Murray. aged 60 years.
RILEf.-In this city on the TN instant
John A. Riley, aged 20 vears.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12
Beef killing Contest.

BUFFALO, Sept. 12.-The feature Of the
butchers convention was the beef killing
contest at tho Driving park for a purse Of
$500. The prize was won by Buffalo
boy, John Glass, aged 10, who killed.
skinned and quartered his subject in 5
minutes 90 seconds.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12

Champion jim Oorbstt played first base
and Joe Corbett third base for the
Toronto In the game at Toronto yester-
day The home club won from Buffalo
by s to The big fellows fielding was
frst class. but bis stick work was poor.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12
Rupture

Cured permanently aud almost painlessly
without surgical operation or detention
from business, by the latest scientific
method Bear in mind, wearing a truss
won't cure you Consultation and exam
nation free An Investigation will con-
vince the most skeptie. Tho Wilcox
Hernia Cure, room No. SOB Equitable
bulldog. Frank M Smith, general man
ager. Office hours: to and to s p. IN.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12

INDIANAPOLIS, Sept. 12.-The Marion
county grand jury returned anindictment
against II. II. Holmes for the murder Of
Howard pltzel at Irvington.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12

You want something artistic for your
centre table Something that will instruct
rs well ~ amuse Well, get copy OK
Famous Paintings Of the World" bound
in cloth and gold. 1t is beautiful port
folio Of artistic masterpiece and 81 20
will buy Il Made 20 sell st So Only q
few left. Apply st EVENINGS JOURNAL
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12

SMYRNA, Del Sept 12.-The players
of the Wilmington Baseball Club, which
came here yesterday, acted in disorderly
manner and behaved more like disgruntled
pugilists than ball players at no time
were they in Smyrna's class and this
seemed to so trouble them that they
took their revenge in kicking instead OF
better ball playing. The score:
R.H.E.
Wilmington 80 0 o g % Is 9 3
Smyrna...........2 3 / U 9 5-23 10 ]
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12

NEW YORK, Sept. IA three-year-old
baby elephant was brought TO Central
park from India. The newcomer is AZ
feet high and has truly elephantine APP
t,afffa
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12
ITEMS OF INTEREST.

A Spring poem appeared at the head OF thia
column yesterday. Two hours before II was
placed Ia type the weather was unpleasantly
warm, but when u was given 20 the world
the mercury stood az zero. This Is u great
country. There is no limit 70 It's possibilities
Atlanta Constitution.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12

providence, Sept. l2.-The descend
ants Of Roger Williams, the founder OF
this city. held their annual reunion at
Ronor Williams park
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12

WILMINGTON AND lORTH We FAIL
w ROAD, Time tahls in STA. SEPT. ID
1856.
Trains Leave Wilmington. Tlsnrn sfTest
station, for IS. n D. Junction. efrhiclt 1iut
Ninterthur, 6uyenoourt. Craacku D.. tSesArl,
Chadds' Ford Junction. loooirrn- Waat
Chester, Embreeville. MortUrriile. O0dfe1-
VILE and intermediate stations. onilJ. ~xcep.
Sunday, at 30 q IA. I . as aud 6e5 ma
Sunday only At III a N: J 80 and % n.
FOR WayneeburR JunCti0n .>psinKnelu anI
Intermediate statiope daily. except sunday.
at Is a m, IS and 4(6 n. eeIilRgs only ii
10 M. IS and 10 b ~ .. ...
For Joanna, RirdsruIU, hean,ns snc infef
mediate stations. 1silg. exoert Su-~~4 At
IS m and ] 81 2 II. Sunday 1niy - 10 -
and IS p 10.
A q. kocAUsLAND. sac~rir tendent.
BOWNESS BRIGGS. ter. Passenger Agen1
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12

Do you see the testimonials written by PEG.
pie who have been cured OF various disease.
by Hoods Sarsapariiaf 1hep point the wa,
for you II You need good medicine.
Hoods Hills cure All liver Ills. relieve con
stipation and aEslet digestion. &c.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12

WASHINGTON, Sept l2.-Tho announce
ment that the syndicate had deposited In
the subtreasury SO, 600 600 in gold was re-
ceived at the treasury department with
much satisfaction.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12
Reduced Rates to Philadelphia via Penn
ayIvaufa Railroad

"TIF"IIT" IINIITUHUl
The Pennsylvania Railroad announces
the sale Of excursion tickets from VII
mington 70 Pbllsdelphia and return.
September 10th TO 18th inclusive. good
returning until September 18th inclusive.
at rate OF 81 CENTS. on account OF the
National Council United American
Mechanics 30 Philadelphia
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12
coaeho. Rolled pown . Ilanl..

GLENwooD, Mimi, Sept 1e.--Train
No. 107 on the Minneapolis, Sault ste.
Mario and pacifc railway had narrow
escape from a terrible disaster between
Belgrade and Brooten. Miss Mary Brand
Of Cassolton, n d., was fatally injured,
and ex-senator Washburn received q
severe wound IN the head Tho three rear
coaches Of tho train were dorailod two Of
Thorn rolling down bank
The accident was prccipitatod by the
breaking Of the forward axle Of the din
ing car.
Although Mr. Washhurn Is seriously
injured, he Is likely 60 recover
Tho colored porter had his hand crushed
and suffered other slight injuries The
train had passed only four feet beyond a
high bridge when the accident occurred.
EVANSVILLE, Wis, sept ia bad
wreck occurred on the Chicago and North
western road near this place, causing the
death OF two men and the demolition of
several freight cars. The killed arc +. p.
Hollinshead of Now Lisbon and n. J. sui
lvnn Of New Lisbon
The accident was caused by a drawhar
pulling out of one OF the center cars,
which dropped down and caught in the
tics Of the railroad bridge, throwing thg
cars into the water.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12

What did you learn at school to-day.
Teddy Teddy-"That the fellow that sits
anything out OF his lunch basket again. -
Chicago Inter-Ocean
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12
Attendance ut the Games.


Brooklyn at Baltimore.
Boston at New York.
Philadelphia at Washington.
Cincinnati at Plttsburg.
Louisville at Chicago.
Cleveland at st. Louis.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12
TRAINS MEET HEAD ON.
Five Persons Killed and Dozen
Hurt In Minnesota.
A COLLISION ON A HEAVY GRADE

Both Enginecra Were Crushed 10 Death at
Their Positive Coaches Roll Down an
Embankment, but without Any Fatali-
tIes-Another Wreck.
ST. CLOUD Mimi, Sept. 12.-Passen-
ger trains Nos and 3 ON the Great
Northern railway had hcadend collision
at Molhy, this state. Both trains were
running at a high rate of speed.
Five persons were killed, and is woro
injured
The dcad are:
J. X Emerson, st. Paui, engineer Of
train No. g
James S. Thiehoro, St Paul, fireman
OF train No. g.
W. H. Kcrshaw, St. Paul. express mes
senger Of train No. 2.
f. H. johnson. ST. Paul, mail clerk OF
train No. g
Ira 5 Haines, St. Paul, engineer OF
train No. g.
The injured are:
Fred Bcrgoyno, St. Paul, brakeman,
arm broken and leg scalded s, ID. Bots
nor, Minneapolis express messenger leg
broken and eye injured; George William,
st. Paul, mail clerk, seriously injured in
ternally; J. o. Rosonquist, Atwator, mail
clerk, injured in back, not seriously; Yves.
ley G. Robert, brakeman; Miss Margaret
Allison, Mason, Wis, passenger, badly
cut and bruised over the entire body and
her back injured; f. NJ. Curtlss, Mason,
Wis, passenger, arm, leg and face injur-
ed; Maurice O'Connor St. Paul, mail
clerk, head and limbs injured; Chris
Daglow, Fergus Falls, passenger, internal
ly injured and limbs hurt; W. II. Mohr,
San francisco head and hands injured
Stove Martin, Strcator, Ills, head and
limbs cut; Mrs. John Russell, Duluth,
badly Jared and shocked Mrs. Russell
had hon four small children with her.
Wrccking crews were hurried TO the
scene from Barnosyillc and this place, md
every doctor in Fergus Falls and Alcxan-
dria went at once 20 the scene Of the dis.
astcr
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12

Special Correspondence Evening Journal.
TOWNSEND. Sept. 10 The Townsend
team defeated Middletown at Middletown
yesterday. The battery work of both
teams was feature as we're the fielding
of Steele, a G A @ player. who played
with Middletown and Pritchard, and the
batting of Townsend. The batteries
were: Gilbert and Gibson; Stevens and
Lattomus The score:
RI e.
Townsend. 81 o OO2 o r-5 7
Middletown..l 0 0 O o IL
Earned runs-Townsend 2. Two-base hits
Latt0mus Townsend 2. Bradley stolen bases
-LattOmus. StrGdley, Townsend. Pritchard. 2,
Money, 2 Gibson, -. ii ilten, Hall. Left on
s-Middletown. @. Townsend. 10. struck
out-Gilbert, ~ Stevens, g. Base on balls
Gilbert, /. Hit by pitcher Gilbert. 1 Wild
pitch-Gilbert,l. Passed balls-LattOmus.
Umpires-G Graves and Hates.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1895-09-12

Brooklyn. 3; Baltimore, 2.
New York, 8, Boston, 3.
Washington. 10; Philadelphia, A.
Pittsburg, @ Cincinnati, ?.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27
gu eIaer Yueulo= Staot.

Stem Mertco barf 1i9 elmer Der
punberpoQiten alten @tdote Der Melt
ndmlt4 Der Telsbigel<@ tabt
Mcoma, bic pabr19einli4 Sabrbunz
berte Dor Der @ntoedung Mmerttas
gebaut tporben unb no9 INNER cine
lebenbige @tabt lit. edge lie irgenoz
tpp in Europa ober 81 fen, 10 Mir
be tie mobl Der @e9enitano beitdnotgz
item, lebbafteiten Sntere11es ietn; tbre
3eit in bieier 8e5iebung mag aber nod
fDmmen.
Meomo ltegt neutrality-suspicious. ,auf
benz f(a4en @tpfel zines groben Sell
lens, tpel4er ii9 nabe5u 400 SUB
uber bas umgebenoe 2ano erbebt.
unb bei1en @etten betnabe 1entre4t
abfauen; nur auf einigen ber i4ptez
rigiten pfabe, bic je Der Sub bes
Meni9en betreten bat, 1Gbt it9 9tnz
auftommen. 5reili@ baben i'm Saut
Der 3eiten 5i9 bic 5ubitapfen etpa 6
3ou in ben feiten Sanbtein eingegraz
ben; aber no9 INNER 1T bic Beitetz
gung ni@ts peniger als Elm &inberz
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27
Dte 1nilttdrtid1e x~eoeutun8 ces
Noto,C sGanals.

lleber bic bobe militdri1@e 8ebeuz
tuna bes in bte1 er Wo@e unter glanSz
pouen 5eierli4teiten gu erDHnenoen
Morbpitiee : Canals lai1en ii4- bic
&9ambur9er Na@ri&ten" mie fol9t
%bernebmen:
Man tann .%bebaupten, bab oer
MorbzOf1ee4&anal perm0ge Der raz
f@en unb geIi9erten @ereinigung,
tpel@e er ben @treittrdften Der beutz
i@en Glotte geitattet, bic 2etitungs<
fGbigteit ber1elben perooppelt. 8ei
re&t5eitiger @er1ammlung tbrer BET
ben @auPtsei@maber 1T Elm Mngreifsr
3ur See, lpel9er blodtren min, beute
b%enDtbigt, lopobl por Der. Glbminz
bung als Dor &iel cine ben peretnten
beiben beut19en @e1@mabern gema@z
1ene Sylotte auftreten gu lai en-, tpdb>
renb Dor Der Mnlage bes &anals nur
bic 9Glfte bie1er @trettma9t fir btez
len 3ped er forberlt9 ipar. 9abet
tann Der &anal gegen einen fetnoltz
@en 2anbangrif als geit9ert gelten,
iomobl megen ber @@mierigteit elmer
2anbung i'm groben Stple, als nit
@udii9t auf bic in Betra9t tommenz
ben 8efeittgungen, 1otpie uu4 I'M 9inz
Bid auf bic Hete @erett19aft itarter
2anbfretttrdfte ber 5meiten 2inte.
Sn bteier @tnii@t iinb fir bic neuz
gei4afene maritime &erbinbuna
taum trgenb pel@e 8%eiorgnii1e gu re-
gen.
GaBt man ben San zines &oaliz
ttonstrieges in's Nuge, 10 g~eitattet Der
&anals, einem BON Meiten fommenz
ben @e19maber nit ben beretnten
@tretttrdften ber beut1&en 5lotte entz
gegen3utreten unb linn bic @4la4t
Qn3ubieten, beppr Elm anberer @egz
ner BON Siten fer auf benz Rampfz
plab er19etnen tann. Ser &anal &C.
pd6rt Der beut19en 6lotte ben 8orz
tbeil, einen bieier beiben @egner por
ber @eretnigung nit ben StretttrGfz
ten bes an6ern angretfen unb 1@laz
gen gu fDnnen, unb it@ bunn crit &C.
gen bie1en gu penben. Ser &anal IL
@ert Der beut1 4en 5lotte bic pt4tigen
@ortbeile Der tnneren 2inie. Dor fetz
mem @orbanbenlein par bas beut14e
Observation-Disclosures genDtbi9t, einer
iiberlegenen Glotte gegeniber it9 in
ben 9dfen ber Sabez, Meierz uno
Glbemiinbung, tpenn audi unter ofz
feniipen @orftDben, namentli4 Der
Sorpebo z'Glotile Bel Na@t. I'M Mez
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27
: &iiralt@ .iiberfelen mitten

- &iir3li9 .iiberfe(en mttten in
Der Ma@t unsefdbr finfunb3panaig
Wetbtappen bas 9aus bes Garmers
@lp 9atbep in ber NGbe bon Salem
benz 9%auptorte bes @ountD Dent i'm
lib61 Hidden Sbetle bes mtttleren Mifz
louri. l9arpeD's Sobn Sobn emf
ping bic @tnbrtngltnge NIT Der 8ii4z
ie in BET 9anb unb i@ob etnen ber<
ielben, Sofepb Nelion, nieber, pdb=
renb ct etnen ~3tpetten f6per pertpun=
bette. Der @ertpuneete tpurbe barauf
BON ieinen fi@ 3uriid3tebenben @enofz
len fortgebra@t. 9te l1rfa@e gu benz
@orf fan ion bas 8enebmen bes jun
gen 9arbep einem SRI. Curtis gegen=
iiber fem; Ct mar in bas MGb@en
perliebt w. tie qebroht, es 3u t0bz
ten, tpenn es i'm ni&t beiratbe.
- l1eber bic Stole, mel@e Der
@bed i'm @elbperfebr bie1es 2anbes
fptelt, brtn9t Elm 8eri@t bes @ouz
rant : Controllers eintge intereEanz
tie Mittbetlungen. @s 9ebt baraus
bet1ptelstpet1e berbor, Dab IN Den
Nationalbanten bon Nem Dort an
einem BEL timmten Sage bas @erbdltz
nib bes 3ur 3ablung perpenbeten
Globes O.27 Pro3ent, BON Stlber
Oh, puptergelb 1.O2, @beds, MnpetzH
1unger II. +. 10. $500 Pro3ent betrug
en- 8anten in anberen StGbten ftelte
ii9 bas 9ur@5@ntttsberbGltntb:
@olb O.54, Silber 0.19, paptergelb
$780,, Gbeds unb berglet9en 1888
pro3ent, ppraus erit4tlt@, bab fir
ben mertbaustauf@ bes @ei@dftslez
bens muir Elm geringer 8etrag bes
attuelen @elbes CUR @ermenbuns
fommt.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27

&ur3 unb Ct iinbli4. @r:
v@ie glauben ippbl ni9t, oub man iez
manb 1etnes @elbes tpegen betratbe1
fann, 6rdulein &alt?"
Sic: ~S@ peib ni&t. WieOiel baben
@te 0enn?" -.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27

demurrer ibr Weien gu treiben. 4Qes
sing tpie am S9niiraen. @nblt4 pera
idpanben eintee Der sei4pan5ten &oz
bolbe bur9 bic 8erientuns, anbere
tletterten an ben &puli1en empor;
nur elmer Der &erle blteb 5urud,
iprane unb bopfte unaufbDrli9. tam
aber nibt BON Der Steae. yMtQf
Du mobl fort, &erl!" rief Der Regi1z
ieur %perapetfelt. Neues pofitrltaes
9upfen NIT un,pabri@einliditen Gle
berperrentungen. rMa61t Ou, oab
Du fort tommit!" Neue infernalii@e
Spriinse uno oann - CUR erDbten
9eiterteit bes publttums - Der tldgz
li4e Qusruf ber sequdlten 2emurenz
ieele: sd tam ia nt&t, mein
!S4pan5 1T ia feitsetlemmt."
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27

ueber II q. &DGin: ~Waz
rum biit 9u ben seitern @beno ni@t
getommen9"
5olbat: v@h, mir tpar's 10 I9le@t
..... i'd bGtt' bod ni4ts eien tDnz
nen!"
GineSo4ter Mlbions min
i'm Glei19erlaben S9wetnsrippen
taufen. r@eben sic mir - ab, wie
'beibt bod bas BON bas S4wein -
bic tleine &no9en - Der Stiid tpo
Gpa sel9afen 'porben bon oas."
@i9ter: r@ie alt, Trdulein?"-
Mlte S|un9fer Qeiie: "Mar5
g." - ri d Qau): rS4reiben
sic: miro inn Mdr5 IS SABRE"
2ufti9iffer1atein. "Nun
mar ibre leBte 2uftreiie 9efabrppa,
9err 81" - rNa, t6 iage Sbnen.
bic @terni 4uppen iinb mir muir inn
mer 10 UNI bic Sbren seflosen."
GAIT Tin Der &neipe, gu 1einem
Na4bar): Isle, trinten sic bod nod
ems - i9 marte i9on ben eanae,'
Na9mtttag barauf oab a frtf4's
SAB anseito4en pirb!"
Mu9 Elm 8eruf. "@nti4uloiz
gen Sic, tpel9en Beirut baben @ie?"
rS49 8eruf :. i4 Der tebe ni6t."
rMun, i@ meme, Fpas Sic iinb?"
vS@?r i@ bin bic Greube meiner
Gltern!"
Grau ¬tis (bie ibren
Mann gum Triiur besleitet bat):
Isle, 9err Griieur, oab sic meinem
Mann oas 9aar nt&t gu tur5 itneiz
benz"
Mll3upiel 1T ungeun b.
@r: sd mi1 Sag uno Na4t arbeiz
ten, UNI Did gliidli& gu ma&en."
@te (seoantenpo0D: "Nein, tbue
bas ni@t, arbeite bes Sages, aber
oes Na4ts bleibe gu 9auie."
Muf benz O3ean. 9er @ngz
ldnber: vmarum nennt man benn
Mmerita bas ~2ano Der 5reien?"
@ie Metpz Oorterin: sd bDrte
papa iagen, neil %iopiele Mep Oorz
fer 8eamte, bic i'm @efdngnis fem
iollten, fret berumlaufen!"
Il mgetebrt. 9err (oer etnen
9tener engagtrt): r@tne @4md4e
'i4einen sic mir bo@ gu baben =
t9 meme: bas Srinten!"
Diener: 80, ba irren Sic fi@,
gndbtger 9err, - bas lit geraoe
meme @tGrte!"
9oppelfinntg 9. - u: rMD@<
E1te1t Du mir nt4t 3ebn Mart unter
bic Mrme ereifen?"
g: v9u, bus lit cine ttbli@e Gu
4e!1
8erufstreue. Mr. 81. Tin eli
ner @i1embabnzGar): r9err! Was ion
bas beiBen, sic bla1en mir nun i@on
gum pierten Male bas @trei4bol5
aus!"
mr. g. r@as 1T bic ma&t Der
@%emobnbsit. Sd geb0re CUR freimiqiz
gen Teuerpebr."
Gin &rof It. 9err Unit benz Sab
resabi&l1b bei@dftigD: "6infbunz
bert Mart babe i9 I'M b%ergangenen
Sabr fir Wein unb Gognac ausgegez
Sen, Sean!" Diener: ~Na, mir 1eben
au& 8eioe ni&t i&le&t aus, gna'z
9err!"
8osbafte Mntmort. 81:
,lWas baben @ie ba fir cine 8iirite?"
g (tabltDpfg): v@tne Stablburite,
bana@ lit man mie neugeboren." 81:
ga, bas merit man, tpenn nan ST.
rem I&opf iiebt."
@&mei@e1se1b. mie pie1
purbe es toiten, menn i4 meme 6rau
BEL Sbnen p%prtrdttren ltebe?" -
5000 Mart!" - nS@ perb' Sbnen
geben 1000 Mart; fir bic 1000
Mart f@mei&eln @ie ibr!"
3erfreut. profeKor (bte Sn=
nenieite ieines Offerings betra&tenb):
rDa ftebt: ben %. Sanuar 1868 unb
ben 9. Muguit 1864. Sebt meiB t&
ptrtli@ nt9t mebr, wel&es BON 8eiz
ben bas Datum meiner @erlobunq
unb pel4es b%asjentge meiner 9o45eii
t!t!"
SIMMER sematbli&. 0ntel:
vNun, Scarf, lppQen mir cine 2t1te
Deiner S4ulben anfertigen."
Scarf: ~Gtnen Moment, lieber Snz
tel. i'd mub erit bas Sintenfab neu
fii1en."
EDldenbe feline @e7hihte
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27

@nti9ulb tsunes3ettel
- ~gnti4uloisen sic, baB 2ies4en
geitern bic @4ule peeridumte; TIRE
'@9peiter feierte bas Set tbrer Ser
lobuns unb Tba tpurbe ibr fdltmm baz
BELL"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27

@i9ter: ~Wie alt, Trdulein?"-
Nlte Sun9fer Qetie): "Mar5
g." - &t d Qaut): ~S4retben
sic: mirb i'm Mdr5 IS SABRE"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27

9enrp Srpiug er3dblt Elm @rlebz
nib aug elmer Der erf item r6aui "z8orz
lteuungen, bet benen ct ben Mepbiito
{pielte. Sm 3petten 5beile bat BE-
tanntli9 cine gan5e S@aar bon
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27

Gine DOT Ilbions min
i'm Gleii9erlaben S4wetnsrtppen
%taufen. r@eben sic mir - ab, tpte
'beibt bod bas BON bas S4pein -
bic tleine &no9en - Der Stiid tpp
Epa ge19afen tporben BON bas."
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27

9inetngefaIlen. Gr: rS9
muB ia9en, 9ndbige 5rau, sic ieben
in Sbrem Otter nod ausseaeidnet
aus, betnabe 10 jung pie Sbre So4z
ter. -Sie: vS9 bin ia bic So9ter!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27

muB 1a9en, g11dD1ge Trdu, S1e 1ebe!l
in Sbrem Otter nod ausgeoeidnet
aus, betnabe 10 jung pie Sbre So9z
ter. - Sie: sd bin ia bic So6ter!"
Betm mort genommer.
T. 9ausberr: Isle mollen fort, &aro=
line?"
9ienitmdb&en: "S& m04te mid
perbei1 ern 49,"
Sausberr (einfaGenb): yM6, bite,
tbun sic bas Bel uns, meme 6rau
purbe it@ iebr bariiber freuen!"
Die e Der @ter u d t.
&riminalbemater: vSagen sic mir
por alien 9in9en, meine @ndbtge, pie
tonnten sic, cine 10 feline unb
i9pd9lt9e Dame, ben baumitarten
&erl bon @inbre9er 10 lange feitbalz
ten?"
3eugin: SIS mar buntel unb
ih ih glaubte, es lei mein Mann,
Der nit I'M erer @oupernante oaponz
Lauren tpDuf!"
Peinli9erM nb1id. @tubio<
Jus. (5u ieinem &olegen, Dor benz
poitgebduoe): r@eb'n mir peiter, i@
tann bas ni9t leben - jebt perben
bic @el0brieftrdger losgelafen!"
@utes 3ei9en. rWte meit
lit benin 9etne S4mei ter nit ibrem
@Nei angunterrt9t?" - rPapa bat
beute gum erften Male bic Matte aus
ben Sbren getban!!"
Gin @orf@lag sur Cite.
Meper min na4 MaHa4uletts ausz
panoern unb bemubt ii@ 5una&f um
einen Muslanbspab. mMo6in tpoQen
Sic austpanbern?" fragt i'm Der 8ez
Famter, Der Meper's @e1u4 aufnimmt.
= nS4 min na4 MaH aduz
fetts!" - Ser 8eamte traut it4 perz
le9en binter benz Sbr, ba linn bic
S1tbograpbie bes Mamens ni9t gez
genmGrtig lit. @nblt@, na@bem CT
ldngere 3eit ratblos an 1etnem g.
berbalter b%erumgetaut, penbet er lid
an Meper NIT Der 6rage: u9Dren sic,
polen @te ni4t lieber anbersmobin
auspanbern?"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27
NumortniiNes.

ueberflufiie. RD9in: rWaz
rum btit 9u ben seitern @benb ni9t
aetommen9"
Soloat: r@9, mir par's 10 iAle&t
...., i'd bdtt' bod ni4ts eilen tDnz
nen!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27

Bosbafte Mntmort. 81:
,M,as baben @ie ba fir cine 8iiri te?"
9 (tabltDpfig): ~@ine Stablburite,
bana@ lit man pie neugeboren." 81:
rSSa, toas merit man, tpenn man ST.
rem Rppf fiebt."
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27

3uft14ifferlatein. .Nun
mar ibre lebte 2uftreiie 9efabrpoQ,
9err 80" ~Na, i9 iage Sbnen.
bic Sterni4uppen itnb mir muir Inn
mer 10 um bic Sbren geflogen."
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27

CAT Tin Der &neipe, gu ieinem
Na9bar): Isle, trinten sic bod nod
ems - i4 marte f4on ben san5en
Ma4mtttas barauf, baB a frii4's
SAB an9eito4en mtrb!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27

Simmer semutbli&. 0ntel:
vNun, &ar1, Epo0en mir cine Site
Detner @@ulben anferttgen."
Scarf: "@tnen Moment, lteber Snz
tel, t@ mub crit oas Stntenfab neu
fiiQen."
6plgenbe fleine @e19i@te
BON elmer 8tsmardfeier mirb benz
8rteftaiten bes r:&labberabat19" na9z
trdgli@ mit9etbeilt: 9te tletne 9ebz
mig, bic iebt in bic S9ule tommt,
burfte aur Btsmardfeier ber &inber
bingeben, BEL mel@er ber 9err Ober=
f0riter bic Mnipra@e btelt. 8etm Mttz
tagefen fragte bic Mutter. mas Der
9err S~berfDriter geiagt babe. 9arauf
bic &letne: v3uerit bat CT geiagt:
v2tebe &tnber ...., unb 5pGter Fat
ct ge1agt: Mer nod feline 8rebel bat,
ion bertommen."
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27

'S@mei@elge1b. @ie piel
miirbe es toiten, penn i@ meme Brau
Bel Sbnen %portrdtiren liebe?" -
$1,000 Mart!" - uS9 merb' Sbnen
9eben 1000 Mart; fir bic 1000
Mart f@met@eln @ie tbr!"
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1895-06-27

Mu9 Elm 8eruf. "@nti4uloiz
gen sic, tpel6en Beirut baben Sie?"
rS49 8eruf -. i'd Der tebe ni6t."
rMun, i@ meme, Fpas Sic iinb?"
yS@9- i@ bin bic Greube meiner
GItern!"