The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1895-10-20
pOSTSCRIPTS.

In Tacoma it is not who cut the stick7'
but who got the trunk?'
Ultimatums to do any good should be
served hot with gunboats.
Amelia Rives was pretty quick about it
and will now cut Chanler dead.
1t has been practically decided that pub
lie Office is not perpetual trust.
John c. New must have been talking
through somebody's grandfather's hat
New York is coming nobly TO the rescue
of Mr. Campbell of Ohio; at least Mr..
Brice is.
walnuts are said 10 thrive well on Puget
sound and chestnuts do about as faithful
service here as anywhere else.
Kentucky generally takes it straight.
but this year with Wat Hardin on the
ticket. there win be considerable scratch
ing.
II the football players want TO get some
points on good interference let them con-
suit with the governor and legislature OF
Texas.
There is scarcely a Democrat IN the
country who cannot wear a hat two sizes
smaller than the one he wore two and
half years ago.
There seems TO be no anxiety expressed
as 10 the whereabou OF our fall friend.
J. Pluv.us. and his leave OF absence Will
be extended gladly.
The New York policeman who didn't
give a damn for the Duke OF Marlborough
Is made OF about the same sort Of stuff as
the first duke. John Churchill.
A volume containing the examinations
and recriminations Of Messrs. Corbett and
Fltzslmmons would make tire biggest
scrap book the world ever saw.
II is said that there is one man IN Eng
land who hopes that the Light OF Asia"
Will penetrate the ministerial gloom which
seems 70 surround the selection OF poet
laureate
The Boston Globe says that Secretary
Carlisle's Boston speech ahounded in ster-
ling sense. There was nothing very fat
terlng in it, however. 10 the fellows who
deal In free silverware.
The Nashville American saws Dem
ocracy stands for the good OF all the peo-
pie. After four years Of this standing the
people win no doubt be glad 20 change for
a party that gets q move on IT,
From the wav curiosity seekers hang
around the waldorf hotel 20 get = glimpse
OF the Duke ~ Marlborough he must
think they take the hotel for a dims
museum and himself for Lord Sackyille-
The Louisville Courier-Journai saws no
machine politician can tell how an intell-
gent community wfIl vote tomorrow. And
Is that the reason why there Is so much
uncertainty as TO how Kentucky VIII go7
Th~-e win Re a great demand for sarsa-
rarilla from this time on. for Lewiston.
Me. sufferer writes n 8 patent medicine
firm. Since taking three bottles or your
sarsaparlla have become new wo-
man"
negro was tarre6 and feathered IN
Colorado the other cay because he got IN
the way OF the governor % the state, who
was going 20 the potato fair. Possibly The
negro was Populis. and wanted 20 make
= governor Waite.
The best way FOR this administration 20
decrease thu pension roll would be 20 an
Eounce that ali pensions have been tn
creased one-hait. Coming from such a
source. IL - probable good many OF the
old veterans would drop dead from sur
prise.
Lord SackviNA probably thinks the dine
museum manager was f0k.rg when ne CO.
ssred his hardship 5000 a week % SO
anoEg his other cuElos.t-es. Tas chances