The Newtown bee., 1895-05-31
.AAG.d Bakers Ady't..7

Isn't it sad and deplorable. the ignorance
 that crops out and comes tothe surface, now
 and then? And we don't have to; go to "DaIkl
 egeg last Wsek Me ss2od 9R the 1pees
 town Of Danbury when Q ra id6iel aged maIt, as real bright looking man. with acrease in his
 trSGser legs tpo stepped " Tp p and says Y m say 1 soairted a double dose f"knoekero out t-drops'i 7[ right squarely ip our face and eyes our paral- stood and looked al that man untif one sus bender button burstfro its soeketand then
 we looked at him again 10 make sure that he was in real earnest and notP joker! Could 1t i be possible that this question copldbe asked in all seriousness ana in straight English, in | this day of enlightenment when t9pery school boy in the land can tell you where the baboon 1 spFang from and can locate the, source and mouth of the Columbia river, and repeat in all it's d etaii the story where truth and verac l Ity1 and George Washipgton,s little hatcher
 and eestan @ cherry S free eaF 6anean u U here in the streets of Danbury. Proud, old l Danbury with her magnificent public library and unparalleled system of public, private ana high schools, and sewing societies and. other l kindred bureaus of information. The town of. is supposed to be 'chock tull of knowledge,
 and ali the latest ideas on hats, and able to FsoKe everything rom the knotty problems
 of Euclid of Sociology! Theology Geology. Iand the intricate mysteries pf the planetary lduestions of just how much more care and | motherly solicitude & hen is sgtaaght, by ln
 sS fgsh oeaf aefs
 linear bys'; or just when pig ceases to be pig amt becomes hog. We all know just
 when this tran nsformation takes place in 8 man, but it is much more difficult to deter mine it's date in pig. A nd this question to
 for the past three yesirs been lrepeate fly and most consistently calling attention to Hawley
 own hands that you might be sbie.to see her | Do you wonder that we, were, staggered and I Opera House tor, support. and let a by islander
 answer tor us, and what do you think he said
 why he simply looked aghast and said. "dana' l pfino,n ,n--or- some similar sounding foreign word, and passed on, and do you wondert that at this iupcture everything turned black and
 conscious state, and the electric lights flick. cred and burned green, and the trolley ears Estopped. and the opera house seemed me. tottert
 for oqf firm hold pp2ndtl to % crash down upon pen
 ey ysaideTs ana onnt Gne gat tood at > bayonet'' positi ton Or Ike the leaning tower 4 of aPisa, and Hartwen'st .elething house ap- Il peaFed in 5the frmaneut upside down be- ! town clock struck hn111edly and orninotlsly Id minutes behind,1 as is its custom and the
 est street side walks were rent @ n twa1n sas I the crack q. doome When We came to the the
 efeetlfc lights were burning brightlg ana the
 sgseona g anestien ssS sa' @ osilg n1oubtedly have
 h6p,s president pet n2w and ~ stas 'tlfshmenf or where 1t was to be found. | and then we should undoubtedly have dropped dead fn our tracks. Now we started out with ' ttne fdeaiof calling ion to sone things . fat HawIeyvflle but we struck the Gulf Stream a and 1iriffed from our course, so when you "a fore you decide to buy much furniture, we Y shall takesa all the more pains to show you
 mattings, afpess, baby carriages and refrig
 ana aaT shey n Inocently called but we have good, square zol consistent, uniform prices, rom top to base mentg and all baseti.o on the -sInallast expeMsHs
 we believe Of any furniture concerns of oul { f size in the state. I Y HfMI Io Da. A. G. BAKER, Furniture Warerooms 2f9z- Opposite Union Depot, Hawley z
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