The Press., 1895-08-29

Stomach and Bowel Complaints are best relieved by the timely use of DeWitt's | Collie and Cholera Cure. Insist on hav- ing this preparation. Don't take any Oth- CT. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs c. l.. Phillips, South Coventry. It is said that drowning person always rises twice after sinking, but that when the body goes down for the third time, it remains under. This is usually be- cause the air is soon exhausted from the lungs, or they become filled with water taken in in convulsiue gasps by the terri fled victim. If one could but have pres ence of mind enough to take deep breath upon each rise to the surface, and refrain from inhaling while under water, there seems no reason why he should not como up any number of times. This would al- low of greater opportunity of being res cued. The difficulty, however, is that very few people who are not swimmers are able to keep their senses about them under such circumstances, and even if they knew the proper thing to do, would US Ilh01y lO lOIR6J It III IU6lE lIlPnb. There is no doubt, no failure, when you take DeWitt's Collie and Cholera Cure. It Is pleasant, acts promptly, no bad after effects. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs G. l.. Phillips, South Coventry.
 An impatient New York gentleman, going to the White Mountains, was seat ed by the side of the driver. The stage on which he was had just come up behind a rival coach loaded with passengers.
 New York man-'I say, driver, will give $1 if you will pass that coach"
 Driver (sleeepily)-"I will do it." Then addressing the next driver, he says "Oh, say, Bill"
 Bill-"Wall?" ?"
 First driver-"There is a man here who says he will give me $1 if 1 can pass ye and get ahead of yer coach. Elf ye will haul out and femme pass I'll give yc half"
 Bill instantly hauld out, and in a mo- ment the rear coach had about sixty feet advantage of the road.
 The New York man paid the dollar.
 Severe gripping pains of the stomach and l bowels instantly and effectually stopped by DeWitt's Collie and Cholera Cure. w. D. Heald, Stafford Springs; c. l.. Phil lips, South Coventry.
 The Dreadful Small Boy.-Mr Court ney (flatteringly)-" had the blues when | I hor %O irht Mice Eicbnr hnf they are all gone now. You are as good as medicine"
 Miss Fishers little brother Yes, fath- CT himself says she'll be 8 drug in the market if she doesn't catch on to some fellow soOn."
 Those who have sons or daughters to whom they wish to give a business train ing should send for a catalogue of the New London Business College, New Lon don, Conn.,, before making selection of school. A postal addressed to Principal Brubeck will bring you copy by return mail.
 It is said that of the 5000 visitors to the Yellowstone National Park during the last three years not more than 100 were American. If the park was in Eu- rope it would probably be visited by about 5O, ,O00 Americans year.
 Willie Samson-"Mamma Is going to have lawn party next week. Have you been invited yet" Mrs. Won Blumer- "Not yet, dear. What makes you ask ?" WilHe-"She said the other day she couldn't quite make up her mind about It."
 Those who contemplate business train ing, or for that matter any other kind of an education, should not fail to send for catalogue of the New London Business College, New London, Conn. It's well worth perusal.