davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1895-01-30

0ie 9o4e ENGRAVING 60. bat ii6 bur6 ste
beoeutetoe 3unabme ibres @el6aftes eesrDutt=
gen 9elebell, einen She'll hires @eidGffeS mad
115 Sraatli11 StraBe gu perleselt uro bat, UNI
alien 8eitelnn9en prompt nabfommert All
tonne1t, bas gauge @ebdube su Tabrifations=
nnb 2ager5weden o%ccuptrt. Oas gerGumtge
gerfaufslotal befillbet ii6 su ebener Grbe III
%9ellanntem @ebonoe. @Gbrenb bas Gta=
~tionerpz nno Grufia6eu= @ei9dft inn alteu
Hlabe, 1856 8onbolpbitrabe, perbleibt, lit Der
neue @el9aftsplob allsi9lieBlt6 benz @rapirz
unb S6iloerzD Department. gepibmet unb lit
bic @ompasnie our9 ibre uer9r0Berten Saci=
iitaten IN ben gteno seiett, @raoirultsen
Sieselz9 telnpel aus @tobl, Melltue ODER
@ummizM alie, lomie fiiutleri19 allsgefiibrte
Metoll6iloer auf tur3e geiteuung in %porsis-
li6er Sualttdt unb gu mdBisen P~reilen gu
liefern.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1895-01-30
mieoer i'm ueb.
Derhaftune eines Ghicaeoer Oefrauoanten II
Bottom.

Mus Bolton fommt bic Na9ri6t, baB IS
bafelbft 8eamten Der M1ooneD &c 8olarD'z
f9en 9etectipzMgentur ~gelungen TT, ben
ldngit gepiin19ten 81. s. 9abts, Der in
Sabre 1893 Die bte5tge GifennaarenzStr1na
9ibborb, Spencer, Bartlett e 60, go. 18
80 Safe Ctr, Inn cine bebeutenbe Summe
coIecttrter 9elber bena9t6eiligte, bingfe5t
gu MAIDEN.
@r nurbe beretts gleib na9 g~ntbedung
oes 9iebftdbls in 9aft genommen, befannte
it6 am Is. SuGi 1894 por &i9ter Smith
bes linn our 2at gelegten 0erbre9ens f9tlz
big unb er6telt cine etniG6rige @%efdng1iB=
baft 3ubtctirt, 9te einfluBrei9en Mnpsrz
tpanbten BON Odbis feBten runmebr ale 0e=
bel in 8enegung, UNI ben geitGnDigen Oez
f%roubanten Dor ben 3u9tbausmauern 81 be-
pabren, mas i6nen aber ni9t gelang, bo9
ebe Der 8erurt6eilte bret Mpnate dbgeie51en.
tpurbe er, angeblt9 tpegen 19tperen &rantz
Ietns, auf Anorbnung bes &t9ters 8ren%
tano tpieber in Sreibeit geiebt. Statt ft9
nun rubtg gu berbalten, beniiBte Sabts Die
eritbeite 9elegen6eit, I'M feline friiberen Mrz
bett9eber in ribeiter Weiie gu berbDbnen; er
teQte ft9 zines I6Dnen 5ages bor beren 0ez
f3Gftslofal auf unb briiitete fi9 laut balnit,
baB tetne Mad Der Welt, am allerpenigiten
aber 9tbbarb, Spencer, Bartlett &c Co., i'm
eingeferfert balten fOnne, glei93ettig gez
braubte er mebrfa6 unfldtbe 9ebensarten
gegen bic Mitglieoer Der Strma.
8olo barauf mar unb blteb Oabis Tpurz
los ber19nunben, bod 1telte es fib inatuiz
T4en berous, baB Der faubere 8atron bebeuz
tenb gr0Bere unterf9lagungen gema9t, ols
mar anfdngli9 bermutbet. 9araufbin
tpurbe bas @trafDerfabren bon Neuem gegen
tin etngeleitet. Die @ingangs erpG6nte Oe=
tecttb=Ngentur purbe NIT Der Muf1piirung
bes Monnes betraut unb ermittelte balb,
6ab 9abis unter benz Namen 81. s. Dom"
9teQun9 als yfetfenber fir cine bebeutenbe
giientpaarenzSirma in ct, 2ouis geIu6t,
I9lteBlt9 aber Iol@e BEL Der 8igelotp &
9opie COMPANY in Bottom gefunben babe,
9ter tpurbe er bann BON benz Mrme bes Sc
febes erreidt, um pomOslid beute 1bon bic
I'M retptaige 3udreiie nod @bteaso an5u=
treten.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1895-01-30
BiIioe Rei1e nab Sem SI6en.

Sobrfarten werben p~erfouft werbeu gum
einfa6en 9reiie fir bic 6inz n1tb Gidfobrt
na9 Hu1ften IN 5eu1eI1ee, &e1tudp, Nlaz
bama, Wii1tlitppi, Qoli1ta1a nnb Slortba ot
Ser Qirte Der louisville & NaibpiQez unb
Na1bptQe, Chattanooga & ct. Qouisz @ilenz
bobn am 5. Sebruar, 5. W0ra, 2. nnb 80.
barna@ u1rb 1nen1t er Gl19 feline Grcuriions=
3idetS p~erfauien to,11t, 10 i6retbt an; 6. g.
gilmore, General gaI lasierz9tsent, louisville,
&p., oOer Geo. 8. @roB, &c. SO. g. a.,
Chicago, 81.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1895-01-30
Gtablirt lett 1851.
Henry ~Sehoellkopf,

.t WnOl6Salo ~ 6afall Gr0cert
232 & 23R Of=RanoolpbsStry
smii0en Granflius unb Marfets StraBE
Gbtcagp, Sas.
o~fferirt IN fetner @aare:
@er6udb este Sanebnrger SiiGIttge,
GetGud1e rte Mi1D tllattitttte S9atttb. HALE
8er6nd1ert 06mIebrttite, 86Niefeulen,
9edlte .sraMsi d)tp. 0erpeIatsumrit,
StAl. Gallant tto yr6ntfurter Stattotsft,
SHrtidle GIb=gfeundn9ett @dnt0t,
0u15. Sor0iteS, 1Crtrcg. 9kttd) OOtcS,
Se0ttb. Mou=&,arttse, SisniGrG= & 9rtnge,
9aIssSatoeuet, GaroeNeubuttety
seei1itc bon. GtiIdmer=Sarinee,
MppetitsGiIo, &tcIer Sprotten,
~SSetttitc frat.s. SriiffeI=G arotneS,
&traH bttrgcr @attStebcT=@Gitetets
WedtteS 0a9oeb. G6uerfrant,
Sntpprt: oemtiale SalatssartoTeIn
SpatgcI,t, 6t1tttbpbue1 9eltptpet NIbett,
Scinltc franz. Gtbien, Gbantpt9ttotS,
!&aperta, 9tfeE0. 3enf, 2Neitefitg,
MeGIfeS friiGlcs Slioc,t= ttssS WtobIDI,
GetrOGnete RtIse, WtObniar1en, &irSe,
gteneS SeMtfdeS S33toet d. ettitu . Sirtett,
GetrOGnete ittBe u. fanre Stride Hrumelet,
0ra,ts. tns eeutide .9Weti6en, seioetbeeree
Wete &tnicn, Srtnfetm, Qerlgetfte,
Us eta et9eicS, d. 10 eta eu Mlo $Safer0stiRe,
SStal. TU0eli, WacenroMt, W6rt1teidH=SeGle,
8rtimt6ie, Goasters :tno W0quefOrtzSedie,
9cd)teMS d netscr Stntbmr8ers tno &dnof6ie,
6abnafnle, NeuiG9teter Itotttage oe Srte,
&artof etmett, RetS= tnno GrbitnntebI,
1riiG1er GeDSz, SAnfsu lsS Gan0rtettsG aute "a.
Teinitem SaOas, WtOftas 1tto 9~etesSeafee,
9ed)tem f~ctniten 6lineI. INTO rttG. 3bee,
Ieinte @atiaGs@bccoIaoe, Iafan,
Med,te,t Barrier ~Gd)uapftabaf bon &Obbe&.1
&DIsfdbmbe, @ol5pantoHelt,
SeWtide Spitunr6ocr, &OMfraber,
st su ben b~tuiglten pretfen.
Eaenry SchOellkOps
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1895-01-30
Wat na@ 3ntoIi9em Sra9en SeS
GIeftriiGett 0ttrteIS bon NDets
matisHttS befreit+
@nbIette, Su., %. SON. 1892
@ertbe 0errel1 !

@ubtette, ST., 90. San, 1892.
@ertbe 6erreu!
Nftt san5en SerSel 1pre6e t6 S6neu met
men Oanf aus fiir ben Glc2trtfG)eat 8iir=
tel, mel6en Sic mir am 20. 9top. 9ei9tdt
boben. SIT babe i'm n1r 8 Ntal sefra9e1t,
limb ba mar i6 po1ltd1tbis furirt. S9 bin
feit iiberSeugt, baB BET @iirte1 bos Bette
Seilmittel 9e9en G6eumattsmus lit, berlt
ale Mebi3in Bat mir 1ti6ts gebolfe Ell; lebtes
Sa5r iagte Der apotbefer, er babe III ieiler
9all5ell Apotbefe ni9ts, bas mir belfen fDr1te.
ga JAP id -sSbre altsei9e III Der @ermallia
unb bel6loB, ais lebtet 8eriu6, bieien
Gleftrii6et 0iirteI fommerl gu laiien,
unb wie frob bin i'd, bieles @elb ui3t sez
lpQrt 5l baben.
IS 9riiBt a6tungSpou Sbr Sreun6
ChristOph OeEler,
8or 26. 9ublette, See Co., SQ.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1895-01-30
@eiue SbGtigfeit lit Der Sanptitaot.

Die 8%erathuneen oes 2Iusfdudes fir De-
fA6ftsreoeln. - Scenen mdhreno Der
2l%bfimlnune iiber ole nlc6anns8tu. -
Savers Oppoiition. - Popfius' melter=
bate Reoe.-- no foil oas poitamt nab
reno DER SauSeit untersebradt weroen
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1895-01-30
S5uderriibenbou in I1ebrdsfd.

Meuu SIR NGes boriiber ntlen MOTT: Der
0reis poiieubeu 2arbes, bic Soften Der pro=
BUTTON ulto Der borin itedeube Proftt, i9reibt
all g. g. Cuffs, generalsB oIia9iersN9ettt
Der Chicago, Burlington uuo autncpzgobn,
GhicQoo, 81.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1895-01-30
Il i 0
-SMt6-
Glettri5itdt gebetlt.

11nlere ttetefc @rfaSatg perbinbet BEL
itren9 Observation-Disclosures Conjunction Nlib=
ltGfeit nit SeaaemliGfeit. SSirfz
fane, oa%1terDaft u1o 1tnidabbar+
Strom wirb bireft nod Der 8ru6iteue 9elei=
tet, uub 10 bic 9etrelrnteu 3betle 8eit6rft
rl1b sasiautntett9ebattemE
Queu 8ru6leiOenben Dirb geratbelt, itb
2usfurtft iiber ~uulere Metbobe 5u peri6affell.
0S1r g0ramttrett, baB Der eleftrtI6e Strom
beftan6tg 9efitblt miro un6 s~latbeu, boB
ieber gru9, 1peun ir9enbwie beilbor, bur@
unlere Gorri9tun9 9ebeilt 1pirb. @1stunft
mirb fret erfbeiIt+ lniere ,s@tbDaao=
4stt9 itbet SritdDe"" III beuti6er Spra6e
1T unent9eltli6 Int I'M erer Office 3t baben,
mGbrenb Der Establishment Q8o9euta9s
s ubr Mor9euS bis 8 ubr Qbe1bs unb Sonl1z
tags 8o1mitta9s Don 1912 ubr.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-06-10

A famous Brooklyn clergyman was
once addressing Sabbath School on
the lesson of the day, which happen
ed to be "Jacob's Ladder" He got
along swimmingly until little urchin
in one of the back seats squeaked out,
s'Why did the angels have to have a
ladder, when they had wings?" After
the inevitable laugh had subsidized, the
clergyman said, "Well, that is a fair
question: who can answer it?' There
was pause, and then up went pud-
gy fist. ''Well, my little man." asked
the clergyman, "Why was it?" I guess
mebbe they was moultin'," was the
asto nishing reply.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-06-10
SLEEPING IN CHURCH.

Du Maurier could not possibly have
conceived the many uses to which his
hypnotic idea would be put when he
made it the means of gaining control
over Trilby by the disagreeable Sven
gall. But is is getting to be so that
almost everything out of the ordinary
or common place is attributed to
hypnotism. A man murders his fell
low and he claims that someone else
who had power over him made him
commit the deed against his will
Another becomes highwayman.
IF he is caught, and is likely
to be punished, he will ascribe
his transgression to hypnotism,
and so the thing goes I'D inttnitatna,
all the weakness, folly and wickedness
of man set down to the credit or dis
credit of this occult science. Hence
a writer to the Pittsburgh Dispatch
attempts to show that sleeping in
church is very often due to this subtle
force. The conditions under which
the phenomenon is most frequently
observed are described as follows:
ssThere is dim and subdued light in
the room; the atmosphere is some
what close, the temperature is high;
somewhat behind the speaker, in a
position that compels the eyes of the
congregation, is a jet of gas or sharp
CLEAN Of electricity, into which they
look as the sermon proceeds; and the
preacher goes on in gentle and
monotonous voice, and down and up
like mothers lullaby; and behold,
our eyelids are pressed down against
our will by soft, invisible fingers, and
everything is deliciously vague and
far away"
There are many men who 90 to
sleep in church, while the minister is
preaching, very much in the manner
above indicated. How grateful they
will be to learn that their going to
sleep is due to this invisible and vet
uncomfortable power, and not to any
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-06-10

Two dogs, Rose and Fannie, were
members of the same family. The
mistress of the dogs owned a shawl
which Fan claimed as her own, and
share. Fan was the older and had
been in the family longer than Rose,
toward whom she showed many signs
of jealousy. Fan had the privilege of
sleeping on her mistress's bed on her
favorite shawl. She would growl if
any one approached the bed. Especi-
ally did she show anger if Rose came
near her.
One day Rose was SO badly hurt
that she was sent to the dog DOCTORS
for treatment. She was gone for sew
eral weeks. When Rose returned,
everyone was glad to have her back;
and none more glad than Fan, who
even gave up her place on her favor
tie shawl to Rose in her mistress S
arms The dear mistress was i'll in
bed. Fan went to the foot of the bed
surrendering her place to Rose. Two
days after Fans sympathy was ex-
hausted, and her jealousy asserted
itself; and she drove Rose from the
shawl and her place beside her mis-
tress, and took it herself, never Civ
ing it up again.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-06-10
SHE VAS FOR FREE COMA GE.

eve had a remarkable session of
the club this afternoon" said the new
woman, as she picked up her favorite
evening paper. eve discussed the
silver question"
at was natural for you to tackle
money in some FORM" growled the
old man.
CATER full and free discussion"
continued the new woman, 1--WE voted
unanimously in favor of free silver"
II imagined you thought it was
free when got the bill for that new
gown" put in the old man.
1--WE discovered" said the new wo-
man, ignoring his remark, "that un-
der free coinage we could take 90 or
60 cents worth of silver to a mint and
have it coined into a dollar"
"What Of it?" asked the old man.
sEYou don't own a silver mine, do
your"
''What a foolish question: she ex-
claimed. 'tOf course [ don't. But
think of all those old silver wedding
presents that are slowed away in the
attic because they are denied and
bent. Why, we could get twice their
value in silver dollars. Then there is
that handsome silver soup tureen"-
"That's plated,'' he interrupted.
IT know it," she said; "but it's a
triple plate, and the salesman war
guished from solid silver. Don't you
suppose it would pass at the mint?
And once we'd chucked it into the
furnace, you know
And she does not yet quite under
stand what the remark was that he
made as he grabbed his hat and start
ed for the door, Chicago Post.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-06-10

Scales are now made of such nice
adjustment that they will weigh any
thing to the smallest hair plucked
from the eyebrow. They are triumphs
of mechanism and are inclosed in
glass cases, as the slightest breath Of
air would impair their records. The
glass cases have a sliding door, and
as soon as the weight is placed in the
balances the door slides down. The
balances are cleared again and made
ready for further use by the pressing
of a button, which slightly raises the
beams.
Two pieces of paper Of equal weight
can be placed in the scales and an
autograph written in pencil on either
side will cause the other side to as
cend, and the needle, which indicates
the divisions of weight, even to the
ten millionth part of pound and less,
will move from its perpendicular. A
signature containing nine letters has
been weighed and proved to be exact
ly two milligrams, or the fifteen
thousand five hundredth part of an
ounce troy.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-06-10
COMMISSIONERS NOTICE.
Estate of David I, ColleV.

he undersigned, having been appointed
The Hon. Probate Court for the District of
leans, Commissioners, to receive, examine,
adjust all claims and demands of all per-
Is against the estate of David 1. Colley,
u of Bloomington, in said District. deceas
and all claims exhibited in offset thereto,
Feby give notice that we will meet for the
fposes aforesaid, at the Town Clerks
Fee, in said town, on the Goth day of
he and goth day of November next, from
b'cIock, p. m. until 3 O'Clock, p. m, each of
ID days, and that six months from the 23rd
+ of May, a. D. 1895, is the time limited
said Court for said creditors to present
Eir claims to US for examination and allow
be.
Dated at Bloomington, VT, this 23rd day of
", A. d. 1895
"a g. g. F. T: B BENIs0N.. Commissioners.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-06-10
1t is said that under favorable cir

LII Is SotiO UudU uuO0T ldNOTdDI0 C1E
cumsta noes a colony of thirty thou
sand be es may store about two pounds
of honey in day. OF thirty thou
sand bees in a hive, which is a mod
crate sized colony, half of them stay
at home keeping house, tending the
babies, feeding the queen, and guard
ing the stores. In fine, clear weather
a worker may gather three or four
grains of honey in day. AS large
colonies contain as many as fifty
thousand bees, it may be seen that
possibly twenty five thousand indi-
viduals are out seeking honey. The
amount each one brings in is infinite
ly small, but there is strength IN num-
bers; and one can readily imagine, by
watching the little workers pouring
into hive, that even the few grains
at time will fill up the cells quite
rapidly. But siugle bee would make
slow work Of it, and would, if con-
tinuously occupied, require some
years to gather one pound of honey
-NeaU York Ledger
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-06-10
Free Pills.
ounce troy

Send your address to II. E. Buck1en & Co.,
Chicago, and get free sample box of DIR.
Kings New Life Pills. A trial will convince
you of their merits. These pills are easy in
action and are particularly effective in the
cure of constipation and sick headache. For
malaria and liver troubles they have been
proved invaluable. They are guaranteed to
be perfectly free from every deleterious sub
stance and to be purely vegetable. They do
not weaken by their action, but by giving
tone to stomach and bowels greatly invigor
ate the system. Regular size Csc per box.
Sold by H. c. Pierce, druggist.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-06-10
tate of j. Madison Robbins
of CraftsburV.

FATE OF VERMONT, DISTRICT OF ORLEANS
t. In Probate Court, held at Newport in said
Arict, on the 10th day of May, a. D., 1895.
r. Garvin, administrator of the estate of
ADDISON Robin, late of Craftsbury, in said
riot, d eceased, presents his administration
punt for examination and allowance, and
kes application for a decree of distribu
and partition of the estate of said
BASED.
Fhereupon, it is ordered by said Court,
I said account and said application be re-
led to a session thereof, to be held at the
be of f. w. Baldwin, in Barton, on the
day of June, 4. d. 1894, at: O'Clock in
EnOOn, for hearing and decision thereon:
nd it is further ordered that notice hereof
given to all persons interested, by publ
|on of the same three weeks successfully
Ehe Orleans County Monitor, a news paper
blished at Barton previous to said time
pointed for hearing, that they may appear
aid time and place, and show cause, if any
h may have, why said account should not
and such decree made.
BY the Court Attest,
3 F. Z. ALFRED, Judge.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-06-10
COMMISSIONERS NOTICE.
Estate of Jasner Camn.

E'he undersigned, having been appointed by
Hon. Probate Court for the District of Or
! ms Commissioners, to receive, examine
III adjust all claims and demands of all
'rsons against the estate of Jasper Camp,
he of Craftsbury, in said District
ceased, and all claims exhibited in offset
|ereto, hereby give notice that we will meet
+ the purposes aforesaid, at the residence
the late Jasper Camp, in said
inc and list day of October next, from
O'Clock a. IN. until 4 O'Clock, p. M, each of
bid day, and that six months from the 2eth
" ofsApril, A. d. 1895, is the time limited by
Ed Court for said creditors to present their
bins to US for examination and allowance.
Dated at North Wolcott, VT, this 18th day
May, A. D. 1895.
[23 CARLOS MILLER, COMMISSIONERS
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-06-10

PTA NTS

WV ish to inform our customers that we
lave larger and finer stock of plants than
|Ner before, both window and bedding, and
bin be glad to furnish them by the plant,
|ozen, hundred, or thousand We shall be
bund with plants as usual for sale.
|Any wishing to visit our greenhouses, if
tey will send US postal, we will meet them
depot and take them to and from our place
ree.of charge, and not tie them down to how
buch they must buy. or how long they shall
Eay. We have a fresh lot of metallic designs
bst received, which are to be used for ceme
Ery decoration, or we can supply you with
oral designs of any description at any time;
|lso, cut flowers.
Thanking our friends for their kind pat
pnage in the past and hoping you will con-
Enue the same. Yours respectfully,
j. r. FARRANT, Newport, VT.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-06-10
COMMISSIONERS NOTICE.
Estate of Alexander Bogue.

Irhe undersigned, having been appointed
fleans, Commissioners, to receive, examine,
4 Id adjust all claims and demands of all per-
rs against the estate of Alexander Bogue,
tie of Glover. in said District, deceased, and
II claims exhibited in Offset thereto, hereby
I've notice that we will meet for the purposes
Ioresaid, at the residence os the late Alex
Fder Bogue, on the 18th day of June and 18th
Ey OF November next, from 10 O'Clock a. m,
|ntil 3, p. m, each of said days, and that six
|onths from the 18th day of May 4. D., 1895, is
e time limited by said Court for said credi-
rs to present their claims to US for examin-
lion and allowance.
Dated at Glover, VT, this 9th day of May
|. D. 1895.
% Fl FR Fl sIAST B2AN commissioners
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-06-10
JUST FOR FUN.

"Does this'roof leak always?' Agent
-"Oh, no, ma am, only when it rains"
SIN your profession, especially, [
suppose time is money" 81 do not
find it so," answered the musician:
''I do not find it at all difficult to keep
| time"
Frances and her papa had few
squares to go, and the latter said:
Frances, shall we walk or take the
street car? Well, papa, said the little
girl, I'll walk if you'll carry me.
Little Ethel I wish I had a new
doll. Mamma Your old doll is as
good as ever. Little Ethel-Well, [
am just as good as ever, too; but the
good angels gave you new baby.
Back Bay little boy prayed the Lord
to send a baby to his home. 80 Lord"
he entreated earnestly, ''send baby
to our house, either little brother or
little sister, I amt particular which,"
''Why is great strong man like you
around begging?" "Ah, madame, it il
the only profession in which a gentle
man can address a beautiful lady with
out the formality of being introduce
ed"
Teacher in Geography Glass Jim
Smith, can you name ten animals pc
culiar to the arctic regions? Jim Smith
Yes, sir. Teacher-What are they?
bears, sir.
Teacher = What is the meaning Of
the word ''excavate?" Scholar = To
hollow out. Teacher-Give me SEN
tence in which the word is properly
used? Scholar-"The small boy ex-
cavates when he cuts his finger.''
eyes, madam said the messenger,
as he confronted the wife of the State
legislator, "the Legislature has iad
journed.'' ooh, tell me-" cried the
frantic woman, appealingly, 'has my
husband been removed to the hospital
yet?'
An Irishman, walking along with
Biddy, saw a Chinese laundry sign
made like staff with musical notes.
"Och, Dinny,' said Bridget, "wot's
that?' "Shure, I Dunno" said Pat;
"but, if I had my foot, I'd play it,
bedad."
A little boy was going home with
his mother from church when he
heard her saying that the sermon was
I. IL h.
mediately turned round and said: 90
mother! what could you expect for a
half-penny?"
A good baby story is of neighbor
meeting a little one on the street, and
saying, "Good- morning, my little dear.
I never can tell you and your sister
apart. Which of the twins are you?"
And the little dear made answer, ''I'm
the one what's out walkin'"
A new story is of tiny girl who
spoke very scornfully of babies.
"Don't speak that way!" said her
mother: cit isn't very long since you
were baby yourself" "I know it,'
she said, looking what she felt; "and
Pm ashamed enough OF I'll"
An anonymous donor once sent the
late Prebendary Calthrop the princely
sum of fourpence, urging him to have
his hair cut. The prebendary an
nounced the fact in church, adding
that he had never paid less than six
pence, and suggesting that his adviser
should send the balance of this sum,
A rustic deacon had to announce
that Rev. Hugh Price Hughes, M. A.,
would preach at the chapel. What
he did announce was: "The Rev Hugh
Price Hughes Ma will preach" He
added, with the love Of ampliication
which is habitual to his class, I"We
hope the old lady will give us good
discourse.''
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-06-10

Indifference to the sermon or the
preacher. But who is the hypnotlst
that With deft and delicate fingers
presses down the weary eyelids after
he has succeeded in gaining perfect
control over the being upon whom he
is performing with such magic skill?
Here IS new field of scientific lnves-
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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-06-10
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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1895-06-10

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