The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1895-02-22
THE lola REGISTER
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY %, 1895.
TINE WEEKS NEWS.

Z WEEK - NkWS.
Did
You get
a valentine?
Yes we got valentine.
How does the tag on your paper
read?
Otis Hodgson was down from Col
Ony Sunday.
Cigarette is the password to a slow
suicide club.
Clint Taylor is nursing a couple of
Jobs comforts.
Friendship is the support of life
love is life itself.
Where is the fellow that made fun
of the ground hog?
Our high school ought to adopt
colors and get yell.
Isn't it queer how people will talk
when they are jealous.
Star: lola has joined Clay Center
in the anti-Trilby crusade.
Wrap your trees with tar paper and
rabbits won't modest them.
If you can't say something good
about your town don't say anything
All the Christianity is not found in
the churches. nor all the wickedness
out OF them.
It does people lots more good to tell
their troubles to some friend, than is
often thought.
The man who really loves his enc
mics is about ready for translation to
the land of perpetual love.
Some people get the "blues" over
their own misfortunes, and it makes
them just that much worse.
w. L. Bartels has had two gas lamps
put in his hardware store, which
makes it very pretty at night.
The comic valentine fiend did not
get in his works to as great an extend
this year as he sometimes does.
The reform papers around over the
State are having a great time fighting
among themselves. Sic 'em Tige!
The school children, as usual,
celebrated Washington's birthday
with songs and recitations yesterday.
The valentine craze is now over and
the young people will have to look
for something else to take up their
time.
A bad boy is never denied admit
tance to good society, but wicked
woman is stunned everywhere and at
all times.
Never condemn anybody until you
have put yourself in his place and
see whether you wouldn't do the
same thing yourself.
\ Kansas City man who had been
away from home a long time was so
glad to see his wife that he broke
three of her ribs the first hug.
Bill Cook, the noted outlaw, has
been sentenced to IS years in the peni-
tentrary. Thus another "Willie Boy"
goes out of circulation for awhile.
The Santa Fe passengers have
changed time. The north bound day
passenger goes at l.07 and the south
bound at ! So.
Distressing particulars from the
Great Bend Neacs: AFTER the ball
is over, two little girls in blue went
over the hills to the poor house, on
bicycle built for two"
We have been asked where all the
sand and dust came from during the
storm. OF course nobody knows, but
it is our opinion It came from the
plains of South Dakota.
Whenever we take the wrapper off
the Kansas Breeze we settle down in
our chair for good long perusal of
the best matter that comes to our
desk. Long live the Breeze.
BroUn County World: An lola
man had watermellons for Christmas.
Watermellons and plum pudding and
turkey may 20 with some but not
among the ordinary run of folks.
Governor Morrill, is reported as say
ing that if his appointees failed to en-
force the law, he would take pleasure
in taking off their official heads, and
we believe the Governor means it.
We have been having some nice
spring weather this week. If it stays
like this long the boys will be wear
ing ice cream clothes, tan shoes and
straw hats.