The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1895-06-20

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THUEsDAI .:.:.::.::...:JuSE 20. 1885
The Olympia hmps at sea.
Money makes the fireworks go.
Progress has Marysville for friend.
Some men always get their luck in the
neck.
The eagles taiEfeathers are beginning to
droop.
People who take too much time generally
steal it.
The City Hall dome angels wings are
clipped.
The soundest gumption is home con-
sumption.
The Kaiser is expected to make grand
stand play.
The most unsubstantial fabric on earth
is a lottery ticket.
Very few people talk of politics now ex-
cept the politicians.
Either Democracy or Populism will be
lost in the next shuttle.
The lottery would have to crawl if news
papers did give it wings.
Not every woman who cultivates large
waste makes the best wife.
Once more there is hope this generation
will see the new Postoffice.
There is certainly abundant excuse now
for Olney to pull off his coat.
There viii be much formality at the Kiel
festivities but very little fun.
You share in the profits of the seller
when you buy home products.
Burying an evil before YOU kill it is SIM
ply planting the seed for another crop.
Before the summer is over Sacramento
will be booming the State Fair as fiesta.
Ill health is the only thing that expe-
riences discomfort from summer camping
in California.
There is more profit in sitting on
barbed wire fence talking politics than in
buying lottery tickets.
Everything will boom when the Ostran-
der Repeating Gun Company of Boston is
removed to San Francisco.
Marysville's pledge of prosperity was Sc
cured by nearly unanimous vote to bond
the city for Improvements.
The grand procession on the Baltic canal
is going to follow after the water carnival
on the lagoon at Santa Cruz.
There is not a disease that the mineral
springs of California cannot cure, except
love and political aspirations.
1t seems that Germany as well as Eng
land intends to try the game of monkey
ing with the Monroe doctrine.
It has not yet been shown that the girl
bandit of the Santa Cruz mountains wears
boomers and rides wheel"
Kaiser William is no great orator, but
when he is expected to make a speech all
Europe becomes an ear trumpet.
The one hard way of doing thing right
has discouraging fight to make with the
ten easy ways of doing it wrong.
The reason why our contemporaries pub
fish lottery notices is mystery story, but
there are no prizes for guessing it.
The talk of nominating Cleveland for a
third term has at last made noise enough
TO draw remonstrance from Dana.
The Republican League Convention in
Cleveland will satisfy the country by CIV
ing US the Ohio idea revised to date.
The New York Times has figured it out
that the people of that city spend S., 500, 900
for churches and SC, 500 900 for theaters.
Now that Marysville has taken the well
fare of the Sacramento Valley on its Shout
ders the San Joaquin will have to look to
its laurels.
Salmon P Chase having been lying in
an unmarked grave for twenty-five years,
his admirers have at last decided to erect
monument to him.
way they very likely would have been
willing to be voted for in an election for
Goddess of Liberty.
The search for the lost Lady Sholto
Douglas seems to reveal the fact that Lord
Sholto, IN whose company she disappeared,
has become microscopic.
The Grand Jury having sheathed its
sword, made bloody with Supreme Court
gore, the grave Judges have hurled
hurtling javelin in return.
So long as our wines were sold at price
that entailed loss to the makers the peo-
pie OF the Eastern States thought they
were hardly worth buying.
1t would be interesting to know how
many of the defaulting Olympic cashiers
friends who saw him squandering money