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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29
DEEP WATER AND KANSAS.

Kansas is a land OF cOrn-a land OF
bread and meat The products Of the
Atlantic states are largely the output
centrated that the question Of freight
rates concerns very little the producer
or consumer. So to with reference
to the great staple product OF the
south, cotton, the rate Of freight Is OF
minor importance. Besides New Eng
land and the south have the SeabOar-d,
the Central states their lakes and river
ways. Kansas, located in the geo
graphical center Of the nation, has
neither seaboard, lakes or navigable
rivers. A large per cent of all Kan
Sas produces must be transferred to
distant markets as a raw product.
Even should she as state convert all
her wheat into flour and all her corn
into cattle and hogs. the question of
freight and her distance from the
worlds great markets for these COM
modities still constitute a serious ques-
ton. largely affecting the profits on
these products.
The second issue Of the Eagle, in
April. 1872, contained an editorial in
which We held that the hope of the
Kansas farmer was in the competition
which future Gulf connection by rail
alone could give them. Galveston and
Wichita are equi-distant from Wichita
from central Kansas. Both are
reached by railways. From Galveston
all the worlds great markets can be
reached by water tranSpOrta ton. From
Chicago the SeabOard can he reached
by water only for five months of each
year. Practically. for Kansas. it is
700 mile rail haul to the south, as
against 1.5OO mile haul of the same
character to the east.
So the Deep Water Convention. to
be held at Topeka. thu. coming week
is 4 movement which interests every
KanSan. all her producers. all her mer-
chants and all her manufacturers. For
several years now the federal Govern
ment, urged on by the combined in
terests and representatives Of the
TranSmiSSouri region has been expend-
ing money in removing the bar-ob
Struction between the bay and the
Gulf ut Galveston. Final success
seems assured. The Gulf outlet. be-
sides being the natural one for the
Transmissouri region. offers the most
available and direct competition.
Corn but Il few weeks since was
worth A. cents per buShel Not from
overproduction but from board of
trade manipulation and speculation
the price has been so forced down at
Chicago that deducting the rail-rate
for transportation, the price left for
the product in the hands Of the farmer
is ruinous. That such would not be
the case if the markets Of the world
could be reached in another. a new and
by less expensive line and direction.
we are convinced.
The successful opening and main
tanning this new line of transportation
between New York and Kansas, and
between Kansas and European ports.
VIII inevitably wreck the railway traf-
nc combine now existing and main
tained by The railways terminating at
the Missouri river and in Chicago. for
the reason that three of these great
trunk lines. connected with thar trust,
also reach the Gulf from Kansas.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29
maneuyre in the battle

maneuvre in the battle. The paper
has to do this. The whole list Of sub
scribers demand that it publish this
news Every subscriber wants to read
about IL. But over On It's editorial
page. It protests and bowls.
II will be voted a grand, good paper,
a defender OK the right and champion
of law by its subscribers, who are the
same people who go to prizehghts TO
fill mp ON disgust
But If that paper right now would
fill up ten columns a day, Mrs CuI-
berson, declaring that there was no
particular harm In prizedghting. and
when the fight came of, NrS. CuIber-
son. would give only a half column
description OK IL its subscribers would
desert it Ike sheep. Like sheep, Mrs.
CulberSon-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

tory Of America Few products Of the
farm command living prices. Every
thing is going at ruinous prices and
no money TO buy with. The prices pre-
dicted by the free traders are indeed
here, but the majority Of the laboring
and producing classes have no money.
In the meantime the banks at the great
centers are reducing th.ir capital stock
and consequent liabilities. All this is
anything but an indication Of return
ing prosperity. The capital which is
being withdrawn from banks and other
stocks cannot be reinveste, probably.
The nation IS growing only in popula-
ton. In every other sense 1t is shrink
ing. The people of the entire country
one the aggregate. are very much
poorer than they were ten or even Aye
years ago.
There is but one reason, one cause,
that can be Dahed or assigned as a
| principal trouble That one is the con-
traction CT the volume OF money and
the consequent appreciation OF the pur-
chasing power Of gold. The world
has been reduced to one standard Of
value. and that the most limited one.
Since the repeal Of the Sherman act,
which repeal was to restore confidence
and bring good times. only have the
people really felt the awful squeeze
which Is making paupers Of formerly
prosperous classes. Ifhe people Of the
United States are beginning to realize
what European pauperisn means. The
effects Of the characterization Of one
half Of the redemption money Of the
country is SO keeniy and directly felt
as to be understood now almost every.
where and In every condition In Nfe.
The supply of new or additional
money, which was cut Off by the re-
peal Of the Sherman silver purchasing
act, enforced a stringency that must
be felt more and more every day as
gold continues to appreciate IN power
and is more closely cornered by the
great monetary institutions of the
N'AhhsN hs SVit SOtS up DIlCtS 20
down. To these conditions add an
adverse balance Of trade, and where
is the hope of better times. 1t is tax
ing more than our entire output of gold
to meet the balances Of European trade
against us.
In short the promise Of better times
is false promise under present condi-
lions. There can be no return Of pros
perity under a continual shrinking cur
rency. The RECOMMENDATION of silver
by the United States. Independently.
at the old ratio alone will bring back
the old times and old values. Mr..
Cleveland's "object lesson" may. nay
will prove a blessing IN the end in
that 1t will lead to a restoration of
silver to its functions as a money metal
of full legal tender power, co-equal
with and not subordinate to the gold
OF the banks and Of the multi-mil-
liOnfare syndicate which have bartered
the liberties and trafficed in the sweat
and blood Of nation of people.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29
WHERE ARE TIE GOOD rIrES

The promises Of the administration
and the declaration of the New York
GoldbUg papers 10 the contrary not
withstanding. there are few if any
signs of return OF better times for
this country AT large. The truth IS
the coming winter is being looked for
ward 10 with dread by a greater num-
Der Of people than ever in all the his
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

Mr.. Meurance has the power to fire
Old soldiers from positions at will.
The courts protect him in it. and the
people will never get CHARGE at him.
Is he cannot get n nomination. Lieu
nance is adamantine.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

The law says that the OLD snld;ars
shall be given preference in appoint
nents. But the old soldiers ar nor
the voting power they once were. They
are dying Of. and then it is not dan.
Serous 10 violate the law, any NOR.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

Two hanSanS have been sent to the
'eoirenuary for prizefightins. II they
aad been candidates for office and
hallgned each other. scandalized eacn
'thers wives and blackguarded they
would have gone free.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

An ONO pastor arose in his pulpit
nst Sunday and denounced the rich
members OF his flock Ii was n fool
hardy thing 10 do. when he could lust
as Wei nave preached on municipal
eeform and offended no one.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

Although the police commission may
fire most of the old soldiers they will
bet Ben Downing alone Mr. Downing
IS in possession of a "pull' that Is
COpyrightad.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

Enforcement of law" is one of the
sSues in ne Indianapolis city CAM
'aiSn Ihis fall. In order to get hack
N favor with the people the legisla-
lures hereafter viii have TO spend all
heir time repeating.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

The high-paid professors of the Kan
sas university are now returning from
their foreign trips. On the other
tand. Mr.. Challinor was born abroad
and is now visiting in Kansas.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

If Cuba becomes part Of the United
States the price of cigars, 1t is said,
VIII be greatly reduced. Cleveland
should act slowly. Kansas cabbage
crop may he at stake.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

George Westinghouse. the inventor
Of the railroad brake. has made 800
100000 out of it. Think of this sum
Tor making a mechanism out Of the
old-f Shioned whoa
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

General Lew Wallace carried IN ora
tion back from Chicamauga that he
did not get chance TO deliver. The
general concensus is FRAT it was the
best one there
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

Let one man IN Leavenworth call
fer the enforcement of the law and
the law will be enforced. Let one man
kick in Topeka and the law will be
enforced in Wichita.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

Altogether Noah Webster spent
twenty-nine years on his great die
Gonary. On the same book John ].
ingalls, can beat this record by about
xix Years
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

There is food for thought for Ieaven-
worth In MOrrill's declaration that
public sentiment Is above law. And
no one in LeayetnwOrth has mental
dYSnenSia.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

Answer 10 correspondent: You are
right. Every circus that comes TO
town always leaves between four and
i've thousand tickets of admission with
every newspaper in town.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

The people Of Texas will pay money
10 the legislature in order 10 get 1t to
meet TO prohibit something that they
would give money to see.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

BY a close perusal Of Ben Harriscn's
latest utterance. it will be seen that no
nne but Republican ever enforced a
law
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

Attorney for defense: "Judge. will
you now instruct the jury" Tucker:
I'm a minute must first be IN
btructed by Bin Campbell myself"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

LeaTenwOrth claims to have con-
tract (written) with Morrill, to let the
saloons run open there. Was it signed
ND at the senatorial banquet?
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

Mrs. Culberson confuses the "wi1l
OF the people" with "woman's will"
The Twill of the people" does not al
WAYS have its way.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

BY the way OF recapitulation it
should now be said that no crab apples
grew in Kansas this year, visdbly
speaking.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

Everything comes to him who waits
and this community would like to go
10 bed with the request TO be awak-
ened when Bill Campbell quits
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

Among the other exhibits at the
KANSAS State Fair this week Will be
the display Of the best city in Kan
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

pa" the little boy VIII ask at the
State Fair in Wichita this week, Els
this the rubber-neck variety Of
squaSh?'
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

Spain had recognized the Confed-
crate states as beligerantS before the
war had been on a year. And so had
fhe northern states.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

So far the Cubans and Spaniards
have managed to conduct their great
war without resorting to violence.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

Society item: John Waller will
spend the winter In southern France.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

In Ireland's ferocious war against
England. the Chicago hotels may be
said to have won the first battle.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29
Enthusiastically
Successors to Munson & Mcnamara
Rejecting Shadows
From Every Fashion Cente


counted
Will the trouble
chandse We have picked from the product Of both hene and
that
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29

For Chief Justice Supreme Court.
......DAVID MARTIN. Of Atchison
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-09-29
Dress Goods

IS inch fine imported all wool serge in black
Monday at 80 cents. Just think of it. Display
center window.
45-inch imported 70 twill French Henriettas,
the IS cent ones. for - cents; ell colors and
black.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-10-13
CONDENSED SPORTING CHAT.

Since Ed Geers made his debut as q
driver no has been in over 1000 contests.
Ono Of tho smallest Jockeys in America
Is Tod Sloan, who has ridden ut 60 pounds.
Budd Doblc will drive Hal billiard to
beat the worlds pacing record at Cleve-
land In October.
The committee in charge Of tho Yale
Cambridge games has been compelled to
arrange for 500 additional seats
Jacob Schaofcr has brought suit against
the North Chicago Street Railroad COM
pany for $40, 600 damages for personal in
jury sustained recently by being thrown
bya conductor from one of the cars in that
city.
Ernest S. Ramsdell of tho University OF
Pennsylvania uses perhaps the longest
stride of any amateur runner in this coun-
try. In a ego yards run, after he was fair
ly started, his strides averaged z feet .
inches. John V. Crum, tho present inter.
collegiate champion, scarcely strides feet.
True it is that it is the pace that kills, and
no horse can stand the strain of continu-
GUS racing when the time is below 2:lO,
says Turf, Field and Farm. Joc Patchcn,
Robert and AZotc have shown greater
endurance in this direction than any other
horses ever on tho turf, but time has done
its work with the first two, and their own
ers have been compelled to SEQ the error of
continuous racing without let up.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-10-13
John splan's Good Story About nnrus.

John Splan, tho famous driver, recently
told Turf, Field and Farm man good
story about Rarus. Al Rochester, In 1870.
tho gclding was started to bent Goldsmith
Maids record OF 2:14A over that track.
Ho trottod tho first milo in 2:17A, the
second I'm 2:16, and Splan decided no would
not try again. While Splan WAS standing
by Rarus, watching him cool out Conk-
lin, his ownor, camo ovor and showed q
ticket calling for 500 if Rarus beat the
Maids record. 1t seems that after the
horse had gone the milo in GIG some fell
low had como to Conklin and sold him
tho ticket for $40. Splan says: "I had said
to the starter rs / dismounted after this
milo that l would not make another at
tempt, but this gamo on the old man
mado mo littlo mad, and said to Mr..
Conklin that would go again and that
Rarus and would mako mighty effort
to make the fellow who sold that ticket
feel like n sucker. Wo started again, and
tho old horse never lifted his nose In tho
mile, which he trottcd in 2:1311 The on
ly time L over hoard tho old man swear
was after this heat, when he came over
whore wo We're cooling tho horse out and
said, L guess that ID fool has made I'D
his mind that Rarus is n trotting horse. ,"
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-10-13
Tho Fight Which Is to Come.

The fate Of tho civilized world had
always hung upon the strength of the
Aryan nations to repel the attempts of
Asiatics to forco their way into Europe
and to flood tho western world with
oriental ideas and habits, modes Of gov
ernment and forms of religion. The
struggles of Greece with Persia and of
Rome with Carthage, the struggles of
Greeks, Romans and Teutons with the
Saracens; the conflicts, extending to our
own times, with tho Turks, were but so
many acts in one long drama, of which
the earliest scenes arc to be found in the
pages of Herodotus, and the latest might
DO studied i'll the kilograms of the daily
newspaper. life Of Freeman, Dean
of Westminster.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-10-13
FARMS:

120.acrc farm, IA miles from Roanoke; Groom,
two story frame building; tenant house, rooms;
plenty of ttmbei; good springs near house;
farm In good ,lidltion; 800 yards OF church and
schools; good neigh oorhood. Prico $780, one
half cash, balance one aud two years.
90 acres at Cave Spring; 20 In timber, balance
2good springs and branches through farm Price
$2,OO0; one third each, balance ono and two years
6'acre garden farm, very near city; new room
condition Price 81 500; one third cash; balance s
one and two years.
Is acre garden farm, miles south OF city: new
room frame dwelling; stable; land lies Level,
waited In vegetables this year. Price $500; one
third cash, balance one and two years.
~ acres, 3 miles south OF city Broom dwelling;
about 100 bearing fruit trees. Price $1,000; one
third cash. balance one and two years
5O,acre farm, miles east OF Roanoke; 4-room
log house; acres in timber, balance open land;
watcrcd with spring and branches. Price $500;
one third cash, balance and years.
4S-acre farm, near Coyncr's Springs; Groom
honsc; so fruit trees; farm under good fence.
Price $500; one third cssh, balance and ? years
49, acre farm, miles from city, near Cave
SPRING 20 acres in timber balance In cultivation:
land level and in good conditions; Groom ioc
house; watercd with springs aud branch. Price
$500; onc-third cash, balance and years.
15;acrc farm; g miles from city; 4.room frame
dwelling; stable and barn. 30 or 40 acres in tim.
Der. balance In cultivation; acres good bottom
land: 100 apple trees; farm we'll supplied with
water. Price $3.50; onc-third cash, balance on
40 acres 5 miles from city, near Hollands; g.
room dwelling; 80 acres IN timber, 40 acres In
grass, balance In cultivation and under good
fence. Price $3.50; one half cash, balance and
years.
25 acres, miles south OF city; 10 acres In
timber, 10 in cultivation: Broom, comfortable
water. Price $500: one-third cash. balance / and
. years.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-10-13
WALTER SCOTT uoDARr

man and owned tho famous trottinR stall
lion Stamboul. 2:07H; Nancy Leo, tho
dam OF Nancy Hanks and Alma Mater
the dam of Alcantara and Alcyono.
Young Hobart consequently inherited a
taste for tho turf rs well rs his fathers
millions but unlike his father, his favor
tics arc running horses. About 1 n years
ago young Hobart began quietly getting
together stable and he now possesses ono
OF the best strings OF thoroughbreds owned
by Californian. About week before
tho Realization, worth $50, 900, Hobart
purchased Bright Phocbus for about &C.
600 and third of tho stake If tho Bright
Phpbus won tho race. In this case as in
others young Hobart's luck prevailed and
no captured the great race with his now
purchase. Hobart owns enough trotters,
hackneys, thoroughbreds, road horses, polo
ponies and smart oquipnges to bankrupt O
moderately rich man, but notwithstand-
ing his liberality he docs not spond his in
como.
He Is an excellent polo player and is q
gentleman rider of marked SKILL He often
rides his own horses when tho races stipu-
late that owners arc to DO Cup" and he
usually wins Among tho famous harness
horses no has purchased arc Hazel Wilkes,
2:11A; Ayres p, 2:O3X, with running
mate; Patio d, 2:12H, and Mattie Nor
rill. He Is singularly self possessed
young man. Some time ago the Uticn
mine, which pays him Sc, 900 day, caught
fire. Hobart was discussing polo with q
friend whom his manager rushed up out of
breath and shouted, "Mr. Hobart, tho
Utica mino is on flre' Hobart turned
around slowly. "Is that sop" no said
calmly, Put 1t out" Thon no resumed
his discussion Of polo
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-10-13
A White Sauall.

"a white sQuall-did over see one?
should say had" said an old sailor
IN the barge Office. 'We were between
here and tho West Indies, and it was as
fair day rs you ever put eyes on. I
was ut the wheel, and we were bowling
along under pretty sailing breeze.
There wasn't cloud to DO seen, unless
little white vapor far off could be
called clond. All of sudden the cap
tain came up out of his cabin.
"'Get all the light sails off her as
quick as you can, he shouted to the
mate. 'Clew up tho royals and to'gal-
liant sails and bear 4 hand lively, boys
what's the matter with tho old man
nowT" said the sailors as they looked
around tho horizon and saw nothing but
sunshine and the clear sky.
Nevertheless all hands turned to
getting in the light sails The captain
took the wheel and sent me to assist. OF
course we all thought it was piece of
foolishness, but we worked with o will
because tho captain told us to.
well, wo had no sooner got those
sails in than it struck. Right out of tho
clear sky came an awful gale. It tore
our great mainsail and other sails to rib
bons quicker than flash. 1t came butt
end to, as the sailors say.
Glow did the captain know it was
coming? Why, he was in his cabin and
happened to see his glass go down sud-
denly. That meant something, and he
hustled on deck. A good captain watches
his barometer as u cat watches mouse. 7"
Portland Press.
The Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va.) 1895-1897, 1895-10-13
Diokson,s Change of Roles.

Charles Dickson has taken tho advice Of
his friends and will shortly forsake tho
part of the old Chicagoan in "Other Pco-
pies Money" and play that of the young
"horo, " Entrusted to Aubrey Boucicault
The role is II very good one, and rs Mr..
Dickson made his principal hit In a juve-
nile role in Tho Wife" it is directly In
his limo. or course, it is always tcmpta-
ton to an actor to strike out for "charac-
ter" business, but he should be perfectly
sure before he does 1t that tho character"
Fart is worth tackling