The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-06-21
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He Thinks the Time Has Come For Hin
Crowd 70 Organize Against Foreigner.
Bravo, little count Miles felicita-
tions on your pluck and perseverance!
1t isn't every young Frenchman who
can come to America to complete his
education and pick mp q girl like Anna
Gould and $l5. 600. 600 into the bar.
gain.
Count Castellane isn't as good looking
as Harry Woodruff, as rich as Willie
Hartman or as noble as Prince Batten.
burg. yet he has got what all those chap
pies strove for with might and main.
II the mind q be permitted to wan
der through the possibilities created by
such an engagement, 1t will revert first
to the high born father and mother Of
the young ad%venturer, the Marquis and
Marquise de Castellane, living perhaps
on air, as only French people IAN, yet
still maintaining the stately dignity of
their old French chateaux.
Imagine the cable received from their
adored son gone to the uttermost parts
Of the world to search for the where
withal:
"J'ai gagne tout, belle, richie ct gene
reuse"-I have won all, lovely, rich and
willing to give up!
Already the news is known in Paris,
France and all over Europe.
Already other frugal parents are bid
ding other adventurous sons goodby and
good speed ON their departure for New
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We will soon be inundated by other
students" Of American institutions,
who will hope to take something more
tangible than impressions" back with
them.
never read Of an engagement like
this without considering the uproar in
to which it throws Europe.
l have already made reference to the
Mothers Mutual American He:ress
Emigrant society,"" formed in Germany
by noble but impoverished women for
the purpose of raising funds with which
to ship their sons to America.
The success of Count Castellane will
be certain to ri such societies to
spring up all ever Europe.
BY Jove, the government ought to in
t~erferel This is contract labor IL ever
there was such a thing. and our heiresses
are equally responsible under the lawl
They bring these fellows out here,
they induce them to come with promises
Of employment, and. by gadi old chap
pies, I don't think it's fair to us at all.
What show have we plain 'misters'
gotr 49,. -...
We may be rs lovely as Harry Wood.
ruff and belong to as many clubs a. Bill
Hartman, yet we are not the kind Of
fellows these girls want to marry.
It's the handle to the name, the dreary
old tumble down castle, that catch the
rich girls fancy, and we have neithe,
Of those commodities.
Upon my word, it makes my heart
sick, and persuades n to 60 out anG
get lost in the blizzard, to think that q
little frog eating Frenchman can blow
into New York and in a months time
accumulate $l5, 600, 900, with q wed
ding present of 50, 900, 600 thrown in.
If the law won't help us. l say tina
we dudes ought to organize into some
thing like an old time Know Nothing
association and hamstring every decen
looking foreigner that arrives on thes'
shores and cannot prove that he ism
after an American heiress.
What do you say, Brock Cutting
Ham Carey and Jim Farley, are you
wild me or agin me?-Cholly Knicker
booker in New York Recorder.