Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1895-11-30

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garden-party for a uass
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Scotch mathematician. MA
when he had finished N a,ss
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tables ON an Engilshinsn ~
heen allnsiihg ~ the nnn,las
ia London Well. : reuIIsA X
II know q place In S.ai1. =.
there arr thirty thaasand gssss
who never 10 back 10 Their ~
try Why. wherever 81,
crowd bes' said the Rngls.s.'sss
whom the Scot dryIy rssss,sss !
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Speaking Of The iEnessns
newspaper Interviewer III.
tersan relates an incident M 4:
ed 10 New York. when ! 800 i
was sent To the Fifth 49, L
- Interview Rutherford Ii a..s
sotiie matter ~ prison fesefw II
the interviewer had galhess I
facts. he shat i last ass.sg@.
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said. what Mere SSn llsss
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thin of q 4. ami -. isias Aa,l NJ !,
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ter fell DyeFlsaKsi. and Is. : h
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came on hazard. drspplns AZ !.
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her 10 take. he was i psxgss, !
and twpslri. Take The dfy s "A
She accordingly dld
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plstis manner. asked the Ass~
startling question ~Nentt yes Id
out sii~ LAST ftlrkestng rtnlsx Il Il
that i fast ~thlng awayf
My doetoF. said ~saseesaI I
bic lady was writing lrs 4 gfss
il9a yesterday grnegalif ~
all sorts ~ questions uhiks b. b 4
lng ihrm. Yesterday i~ esamas
aud sal down to write sss3stasas
kept talking. susideuiy BE- kass
ard Aald How has yuar sYssa y
Hold out your tongue pa %
luetHher and he began 90 wFss
wFutr and ] h~ld cut my sasss
wllen b. got through. ~ a8 !
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looked ut a. 'No. said III 4
care 20. I only wanted 10 tsss y
while wrote the pFrseripstss
The late Edward iteeehef N
pseastnn. was dining with fsttss|
ertsntly swallowed ss'a'
" sxcresiinRiy hot runes Y
silatClf hr drtpaaiscsi Il upon ~
and, turning arMnd. vsn'sfsM
fool would have swallowed I.
the tay at the tnls'e ~ ssN8s'
Fourth. when pFlnre lsc1ets. ~
III hast enid aWhy. rolasaK fse
older than am. ''uh. nA q
tt.isd l'olinan. n could aos ~
liberty ~ coming into tle ss'''
irr Your royal highness
Once upon time Lord We
visited the kitchen Of the livtww'
tSvJer seems 10 have bsld : =
tsve~ there in The aftefgOonA y
marked 10 the great chef lsa'
hand.ma iticns were retnsrkapV
looking soyer bowed WITH -
spert. and answered win O.
"fes. my lord: you sss. re y
want plain cooks here"
A Boston man travelling thFv'0
South was obliged to stop o'a
small town where there was ~
hotel, nj which the accpninsa
were hardly to be called ens
When the colored walter nroass
dinner, the Boston man ioeM
he was 10 have roast beef. So,
mtltocs. corn. peas. potatoes "
fee, the vegetables served 10 ~ l.
stone chinn canoes. PFssea,
said to the waiter. "Dict, ~
spucus. The waiter rolled h's 2
genuine amazement. Spoca.
What you want with me y
There's yo' spoon In 20 corn
A N~w schems.