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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21
FACTS AND FANCIES.

''How strange it isl says Fogg,
that people will persist in demanding
payment for services rendered or goods
delivered, when they should know that
ones predictions are strongly opposed
to any such insistence"
Wonder if persons who are treated
with anti-toxin obtained from a horse
will thereby show any appreciable gain
in horse sense?
Little Johnny, who evidently speaks
from personal experience, suggests that
the ''woman's club" of which so
much is now being said, has reference
to the hair. brush?
Constant Reader" is informed that
warship is called ram" from the
fact that it is intended to lamb the
enemy.
1t is fair to presume that in the case
Of the man who cut his knee by mon
keying with buzz saw, it was an in
stance of saw kneed.
Robert (extending cigar)-There
is cigar that l can recommend.
George-Thanks; but I should prefer
one that you would care to smoke
yourself.
There is an old saying: Chickens
come home to roost" They are lucky,
and have more sense than lot of roos-
tiers who stay at the clubs until morn
ing.
my DEAR" said Mr.. Junius Binks
timidly, yet with resolution, "do you
think that women are really the super
iors of men i'll every respect?"
"Of course do" was the positive
reply.
"Well-of course l shouldn't think
of disputing the matter. But if women
get to running the government they
won't have to pass laws to keep men
from wearing high hats to the thea
ter
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21
LANGUAGE THAT EVOKED A SMILE,

Ambiguous language often gets the
public speaker as well as writer into
trouble. This fact was illustrated in
one of the Cohees churches Sunday
morning. The preacher was discours-
ing on missionary work in Africa, and
was reviewing some of the difficulties
which confront the missionary of the
dark continent. He took occasion to
inveigh loudly against the rum traffic
among the natives. asserting it did
more harm than the missionary could
do good. "Why," said the preacher,
forty barrels of rum are sent to Africa
to every missionary" OF course, the
real meaning of the good man was
obvious, but, nevertheless smile went
around the church. Troy Times.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21
WAS VERY LUCKY.
Peter Schmidt's Experience With
0ne-Half Dollar.
He Invests 1t Judiciously and He an His
Friends Now Receive S7,5OO-It Was
just Like Picking II Up in the & utter,
1t Came so Easily.

Peter Schmidt, contractor and builder, re-
siding at 3ll2 Wabash Avenue, is a very proud
man to-day. He is doubly so because he has not
only become suddenly rieh but was instru-
mental IN securing so good a fortune for three
of his friends
fciently possessed with this worlds goods to
throw aside all trouble and cares More for pas
time than anything else he occasionally specu-
lates but he always desires that his intimate
friends be in with him. Had ii not been for this
desire he would to-day have been over Sc 600
richer. Mr.. Schmidt's and his friends good for
tune all came about in this way:
Like thousands OF Others be hoped to win a
fortune by specializing few dollars. Accord.
ingly he invested in four 50-cent tickets in the
Honduras National Lottery company.
The evening the tickets were purchased, Mary
Cast1l of Englewood called, and Mr. Schmidt
made her present of one half of one of the
tickets. Then the two other friends came and
he declared them in on the remaining half
ticket December Is the drawing was held and
ticket NO. $3.50 drew the first capital prize of
$4,000. The ticket that had been divided be-
tween Miss Castil and himself bore that number
and therefore drew 81, 800. OF this amount Miss
Castll secured $3.50 and the balance will be
equally divided between Mr.. Schmidt and his
two friends-they each receiving 81 $50 apiece.
When seen by reporter for The Dispatch, Mr.
Schmidt admitted his good luck and said that
the company was very prompt in cashing its
prizes. Hewill continue to purchase Honduras
tickets and hopes and believes he will again
strike the lucky number. His friends pronounce
him the luckiest man in Chicago and they want
share in any future business he may transact.
Chicago (Ill.) Dispatch, Feb. 4.
100000 at the Philadelphia mint. We are will
ling to be parched
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21

Two Mexicans were standing at the
door of the little railway station, each
insisting, with infinite bows and flow.
ing compliments, that the other should
precede him. ooh, how deliciously
polite" said the tourist lady. "Why
can't our American men learn such
politeness?" ut amt SO much polite.
ness, num-" explained the resident
American gentlemen, cas- that nc
Greaser don't like to give no other
Greaser chance to git close behind
his back. "-Indiananapolis Journal.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21
THE POPULIST.

Why shouldn't there be third party? 1t
is true they disturb the smooth running of
the regular organizations and sometimes
overturn elections, but what is popular is
founded on merit: AS for instance, among
all the remedies used for sprains and
bruises, st. Jacobs Oil is the most popular
because it is known to be the best; hence it
is the Populist in medicine. The more be-
There is no Gripping from sprain where
this old remedy is used. 1t imparts new
lite and strength and the pain vanishes.
Truly it is a populist.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21
EXPOSURE TO CHANGES OF TEN
PERATURE.

Public men are constantly liable to dan
ger arising from sudden changes of temper
ature; sometimes from heat to cold, some
times the reverse.
Henry Thorne, Travelling Secretary of the
Y. NJ. c. A., writes from Exeter Hall,
Strand, London, February I'd, 1885
" | desire to bear my testimony to the
value Of ALLcocK's Porous PLAsrERs.
side arising from rheumatic and other
causes never without deriving benefit from
their application. They are easily applied
and very comforting. Those engaged as
am in public work which involves exposure
to sudden changes of temperature, will dc
well to keep a supply of ALLcooK's Porous
PLAsTERs in their portmanteaus."
BRANDRETH' PILLS act upon the whole
system.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21

There are no sand deserts on Great North
ern Railway across the continent. This line
runs its own Palace Sleeping and Dining
Cars, Family Tourist Sleepers, and Buffet
Library Observation Cars. Has rock-bal-
lasted track. Write to J. M. Smith, Gen.
eral Agent, 628 Market street, San Fran
cisco, Cal, or f. l Whitney, G. P. & T. A.,
st; Pau, Mimi, for printed matter and
other information.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21

will rise again in the bosom of a dyspeptic wise
enough to substitute for the pseudo tonics,
which have bamboozled him out of his belief
in the possibility OF cure, the real invigorant
and somachic, Hostetters Stomach Bitters.
The bilious, the nervous, the dyspeptc the
rheumatic, alike derive speedy benefit fr I'M
this helpful botanic medicine Persons suffer
ing from indigestion will gain no positive per-
manent good from the fiery, unmedlcated slim
The Bitters is UNNECESSARILY to be preferred to
these as tonic, since its pure basis is modified
by the conjunction with it of vegetable ingred-
tents of the highest remedial excellence. Ma
laria is prevented and remeded by it, and 1t in
fuses vigor into the weak and sickly. wine
gassful three times day is the average dose.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21
FORMAL PROTEST.

Day after day the little boy had gone
to the PosIoffice and found Box No. 81
empty, while the boxes on either side
of it were always full. One morning
he.went around to the side window and
called out to the Postmaster:
Say, Mr.. Leeper."
"Well, Johnny" said the Postmas-
ter.
MY paw voted for Cleveland.
Did you know that?'
81 presume he did, Johnny"
''Well, I'm goin' to write to Mr..
Cleveland an tell him you've give my
paw box that hain't never got nc
letters inr'
1t was a fowl joke that the farmer
got off when he allowed that he stood
in fear of his hens because they were
all laying for him.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21
SURE CURE FOR PILES.

Sure cure for blind bleeding and itching Piless
One box has cured the worst cases OF ten years
standing. No one need suffer ten minutes after
using K1rks German Pile Ointment. 1t absorbs
tumors allays the itching, acts as q poultice,
gives relief. DR.. Kinks German Pile Ointment
is prepared only for Piles and itching of the
private parts, and nothing else. Every box is
Sold by druggists and sen, " mail on receipt
OF price, $l0O per box. j.. Mack d Co., Whole.
sale Agents, San Francisco.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21

Diplomatic Tutor: "We now come
to the Emperor Caligula. What do
you know about him, Prince?" pause,
occasioned by the silence of the august
pupil. Your higbness is right, per-
fectly right. The less said about this
Emperor the better. LA Revue de
Poche.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21

The reader of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages, and that in Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being constitutional dis
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly
on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system
thereby destroying the foundation of the disease
and giving the patient strength by building up
the constitution and assisting nature in doing
its work. The proprietors have so much faith
III its curative powers, that they offer One Hun
dred dollars for any case that it. fails to cure
Send for list of testimonials.
Address, +. J. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, 0.
Ea- Sold by Druggists, 75c.
The coal-hole goeth before destruction, and q
banana before fall.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21

Wolfe's Worm Powders. The Great
Remedy for worms. When your children
are ailing, try them. At druggists, or
send 25c. to JNo. WOLFE, San Rafael,
CAL, and you will get them by mail.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21

greatly SHUrtVHVu. tt also PROMOTES Tie
secretion of an abundance of nourishment
for the child.
Mrs. DORA A. GUTHRIE, of Oakley Osr,iou Co.,
7cHH., writes When | began taking Dr.
rierces Favorite Prescription, was not able to
stand on my feet without suffering almost death
Now | do all my housework, washing cooking
sewing and everything for my family Of eight /
am stouter now than have been in six years
Your Favorite Prescription Is the best to take
before confinement OF at least il proved so with
me. never suffered so little with any of my
children as did with my last"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21
Tired, Weak, Nervous
Hoods sarsaparilla Restores Strength
and Bodily vigor.

The cause of that tired, weak, ner-
vous condition, in which so many
people find themselves, is the failure
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21

of the blood to
properly nourish
the nerves a n d
tissues. Feed the
nerves upon pure
blood, and they
will be steady and
strong: Read this :
at is with pleas
ure that l recon-
mend Hoods Sar-
saparilla as an ex-
cellent nerve tonic
and blood purifier.
| have taken il
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21
MOTHERS

and those soon to be-
ME III o t Ii er s,
should know that DR..
Pierce's Favorite
Prescription robs
childbirth of its tor
lures, terrors and
dangers to both
mother and child, by
aiding nature in pre-
pairing the system
for parturition.
Thereby labor
and the period OF
confinem ent are
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21

F. NJ Peter, leading costumer, theatrical, mas
querade costumes, wigs and play-books. Country
masquerade balls specially. 729 Market ST.. s. F.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21
HOPE CRUSHED TO EARTH

If a fool and his money are easily parted, will
somebody tell us how it is that there are SO
many rich fools
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21

If some of our political speakers had to eat
their own words their health would be ruined
forever,
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21
500 REWARD, 800.

1t is a little remarkable that, in these DAYS,
the greatest part OF the whitewashing is done in
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21
NEW WAY EAsT-NO DUST.

There are 769 silver dollars missing out of 50, =
100000 at the Philadelphia mint. We are will
ling to be searched
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21

Use Enameline Stove Polish; no dust, no SINE
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21

Try Germea for Breakfast.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21

The coal hole goeth before destruction, and q
banana before a fall.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21
{ mrs. WINSL0W'S segS 2sys !
:. FOR CHILDREN TEETHlNo
! Yer sale BY all Druasists. ~ Ceats q BOTTLE
HUCKS Il LAMBERT'S
Ell &c L Axle Crease

This Pioneer Brand has stood the test 40 years.
Give 1t a trial. VIM. Lambert, proprietor, II. A.
Lambert manager, IA Natoma St., San Francisco.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1895-03-21

Where is he?" "Who was he?"
asked hundred voices, when the sing
ing ceased and they missed the mu-
stefan.
Someone in the crowd replied, at
was Alexander Boucher" Then every
one knew him, and with a will they
gave three rousing cheers for one of the
most celebrated violinists of the age.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-06-02

not the intention Of their braves to
harm any whites who were crossing
the plains. They were after the Paw
nees, that was all. Rowe's remains
were brought into camp and as de-
Gently inferred as circumstances would
permit upon the little knoll mentioned
above.
And then commenced a proceeding
never equalled for novelty and absurd
ity in the history of overland travel
ing. 1t was nearly sunset, but orders
were given to yoke up the cattle and
cross the river. 1t was dark when the
opposite bank was reached, and the
command to whip up and make run
for life was passed along the line of
the weary and badly frightened men.
And run of 25 miles with oxen to get
away from an imaginary pursuing en-
envy was made. The sun had risen be-
fore a halt was ordered. and the
fagged-out teams were turned out to
rest. When the call was made for the
usual number of guards it was found
that about all the men were seriously
indisposed," and sentinel duty, for the
time, devolved upon the boys who were
too proud and plucky to shield them
selves behind the bald subterfuge.
Here the writer will give his read
ers and his pen a rest for the present
He may take up the latter again and
record the subsequent adventures and
perils and mishaps of The Mutual Pro-
lection Mining Company No. /, for
crossing the plains in forty-nine was
quite a different thing from crossing
them in Pullman palace car in 1895.
Butte. May 81, 1895. G.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-06-02
RAIL AND STEAMER.
\ Most Attractive Route for summer
Tourists.

\ Most Attractive Route for Summer
Tourists.
The Northern Steamship company's ex-
elusive passenger steamer Northwest
will leave Duluth on her initial trip for
the season of 1895, on June 10
The "Northland," n sister boat COM
pleted and launched Jan. 5, 1895, will make
her maiden trip from Buffalo on June p.
Thus will the two most magnificent boats
ever built for the Inland seas enter tho
passenger service of the Great Northern
system; each boat making one round trip
between Duluth and Buffalo every week,
during the summer, connecting at Duluth
with overland trains from the Pacific
coast.
The boats are SSs feet long, A feet wide,
contain state room, dining room. saloons
and smoking rooms. Also 136 first-class
cabins, which in their appointment are
second TO none.
Through sleeping and library car SER
vice on the Great Northern railway, in
connection with the Northern Steamship
company's steamers will afford luNuri-
GUS as well as quick trip.to points east or
Duluth.
Steamers touch at Mackinaw, Detroit,
and Cleveland en- route to and from Buff
falo 10 receive and discharge passengers
only. As no freight is carried on either
the "Northwestn or "Northland" the time
between Duluth and Buffalo will he re-
duced to n minimum.
Buffet and library car on every through
main line train.
For rates and full information apply nj
Great Northern ticket office. lOo Main
street. Butte. j. l.. DAWSON,
General Agent.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-06-02

That 10y using the Northern Pacific and
the New Burlington Route" via Billings,
Mont. you WI. save
40 hours TO Deadwood, :. D.;
u hours TO Kansas City, Mo-;
10 hours to ~. Joseph. No.;
u hours to Lincoln. Neb.;
hours TO Omaha, Neb.
In addition TO the aforementioned
points you will save from 10 u hours 10
all Nebraska, Kansas and Southwestern
points.
City ticket Office, p +. Broadway, Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1895-06-02

For ali kinds OF legal and mining blanks
90 TO the STANDARD, p East Broadway.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-11-21
Catarrl, Cannot be Cured

with lncal applications, as they can
not reach the seat of the disease. Cat
arrh is a blood Or constitutional d.
sease, and in order to cure it you must
take internal remedies. HALLS Catarrh
Cure ia taken internally. and acts di-
rectly on the blood and mucous sur
faces. HALLS Catarrh Cure is not Il
quack medicine. 1t WAS prescribed by
one OF the best physicians in this
country for years, and is a regular per
scription. 1t is composed of the best
tonics known, combined with the best
blood purifiers. acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combi-
nation IF the two ingredient is what
produces such wonderful results in
curing cAtarrh. Send for testimonials
free. FL CHENEY & Co.. Props,
sz& Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-11-21
Order to Examine Accounts, etc.

Order to Examine Accounts, etc.
STATE OF MINNESOTA, County of Mobiles.
~ SIS.
In Probate Court. Special Term. Sept, q, 1895.
In the matter OF the estate of William North,
deceased.
On reading and filing the petition OF Geo. W.
Wilson. Attorney tor Elizabeth J. North, Exc
cutrix OF the estate of William North, deceased,
representing among other things, that she
has fully administered said estate, and praying
that a time and place be fixed for examining,
settling and allowing the final account Of her
adm nistration, and for the assignment Of the
residue Of said estate to the parties entitled
thereto by law,
Its ordered. That said account be examined
and petition heard by this court on Monday
the 2sth day OF October. A; p, 1873. at one
oclock, p. m at the Probate office, in the
Court House in WorthingtOn in said county,
And it is further ordered, that notice thereof
be given to all persons interested, by publishing
a copy of this order once in each week for three
successive weeks prior to said:day OF hearing,
In the Worthington Advance. i weekly news
paper printed and published at Worthington
in said county.
Dated at Worthing,on the 9th day of Sep
tember A. d., 1895.
BY the Court
GEO. w. WILSON, G. Nj. CORY, [Scall
Attorney for Executrix. Judge Of Probate.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-11-21
~ - ~ - ~ r {
Free Pills.

Send your address to H. f.. Bucklen
& Co., Chicago, and get a free sample
box of DR.. Kings New Life Pills. A
trial will convince you of their merits.
These pills are easy in action and are
particularly effective in the cure of
constipation and sick headache. For
malaria and liver troubles they have
been proved invaluable. They are
guaranteed to be perfectly free from
every delerterious substance and to
be. purely vegetable. They do not
weaken by their action, but by Civ
ing tone to stomach and bowels
greatly invigorate the system. Reg
ular size Is cents. Sold by Ray
Humiston, Druggist.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-11-21
BRIEF BITS OF Nn.i;;,.

R. L. Gault, the Canas,;au y,t',1,
king, died of Bright's disease &C -,.o.l.
treal.
Two heirs to the Earl of Antrim es.
tates in Ireland have turned up at Fort
Scott, Kan.
The official vote of Kentucky, except.
ing one county, shows a Democratic
loss of $4,000.
Allison says that Iowa will present
his name to the Republican national
convention for president
L. Won Hoffman & Co. have with
drawn from the sub-treasury 81, zoe, 900
gold which they will ship by the steam
ship Etruria.
The Sharon trust has expired by linn
itation and the heirs Of the late William
Sharon will now come into possession
Of their share Of the big estate.
The British steamer Leo, from Odessa
for Copenhagen, has foundered off the
coast Of Denmark. Fifteen out of %
persons on board were drowned.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-11-21
BUSINESS CONTINUES IRREGULAR
Bradstreots' Report Of the Condition of
General Trade,

Bradstreots' Report Of the Condition of
General Trade.
New YORK, Nov. 16.-Bradstreets
says: The condition Of general trade
continues irregular and without change.
There is distinct falling off in demand
for iron and steel with perhaps the
heaviest reaction in the quotations in
those lines reported in any week since
the late boom in those metals reached
the climax. Central Western cities
continue to feel the unfavorable infu-
ence of unseasonably mild weather
which is true as well Of cities t.: he
Northwest. Then there is long list
Of decreases in quotations for merchan.
disc, wheat, corn, oats, pork,
lard and coffee among food products:
cotton and print cloths and lumber, as
well as various grades Of iron and steel,
copper, lead and weaker quotations for
tin plates. The converse includes an
unexpected improvement in woouen
goods, increased order for manufac-
lures and higher prices for several
qualities Of goods.
There were 800 business failures re-
ported throughout the United States
this week, compared with 260last week,
ESQ in the week one year ago, $40 in the
week two years ago, and as contrasted
with only 205 in the corresponding week
of 1892
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1895-11-21
Marvellous Results.

From letter written by Rev J.
Gnnderman, of Dimondale, Mich, we
are permitted to make this extract: II
have no hesitation in recommending
Dr.. Kings New Discovery, as the re-
case OF my wife. While was pastor
OF the Baptist church at Rives June
ton she was brought down with pneu-
monia succeeding Ia grippe. Terrible
paroxysms of coughing would last
hours with little interruption and it
seemed as if she could not survive
them. a friend recommended DR..
Kings New Discovery; it was quick in
its work and highly satisfactory in re-
sults.'' Trial bottles free at Ray
Humiston's Drug store. Regular size
soc. and 800.