The Red Cloud chief., 1895-03-22

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mean sea, hat do very well, especially in
pugilistic circles, where they are found
TO he very suitable for throwing up at
the close Of the fight.
The Nassau dog is worthy of q fast
decaying community. He ma be ever
80 proud and ambitious when he arrives
here, but he soon gets up later and later
in the morning, begins To postpone till
tomorrow that which should be done to.
day, does those things which he ought
not to have done and leaves undono
those things which he ought to have
done. and there is absolutely no health
In him.
He has q corrugated back and a con.
cave stomach. Ho has insomnia and
deas when no man pursueth.
He makes a good watchdog in some
cases. He will watch your dinner till
you get out Of sight and then eat it him.
self.
Nassau was once the home Of enter.
prising pirates. They are not so enter.
prising now. Years ago they gave one o
chance for his life. Now "Chuck me a
penny, boss!' is tho general cry.
The climate here is very fine, but you
must beware Of IL IL you ever hope to
grow up and DO u good man. It is SO.
ductive to tho last degree and robs one
Of his ambition as the poppy Of the ori.
ent, bunting the senses and stealing
over the better impulses for progress
like a ruinous drug. You say OH your
arrival, II will go at once and get my
luggage from tho wharf" II by even.
ing it has not come, you ask ut tho Of
flee and let it go ut that. by and by
you say, well, I'm going homo in q
couple Of weeks, and I'll let il remain
there at the dock, SO that it will be
handy"
The Nassau hog is a trife moro mea.
ger than that of Florida. You can read
long primer type through q Florida hog,
but here you may read nonpareil through
this one. In fact, l think that no rather
magnifies the letters a trifie. Some use
tho Nassau hog in cases Of weak vision.
W. have just visited the phosphores.
cent lake. 1t was q very dark night, and
every ripple sent forth a brilliant blue
flame. Our boat disturbed thousands OF
AA'hS Nas'i oiio v ~ tIhtk llkt ~
rocket as he got away from our boat. l
carried n can and stirred up q phos-
phorescent display that would enable
one to read the Nassau Guardian through
in three minutes. / think that this lako
is the most remarkable thing about Mas
sau.
we had n swimmer--a native accom-.
panying the boat-and tho whole body
was outlined in fire. l never saw any.
thing like it in my life. Stirred by q
wild burst Of generosity, ! opened my
heart and gave her q large English cop
per as We babe her goodby.
This is no joke. She was O cute little
darby girl who swan like q porpoise
and cut up in the water like everything.
l asked her what she would take to
come to America and act in my house
hold rs French maid. She said that she
did not care to 90 to America, where
people did nothing but follow industrial
pursuits.
The colored people of Nassau arc di.
vided into CD males, who do nothing,
and GU females, who sec that future gem
erations shall grow up to take the bust
ness off their hands.
With them Incidence il an inheritance
and industry nightmare. Tomorrow is
their day for doing everything, and tho
tomorrow they refer to has never yet
been foaled.
The thermometer yesterday was down
to 81, which is tho coolest for 80 years.
and some OF the colored people had to
put OH an extra potato sack to keep
warm. Mono of them wears shoes, with
rare exceptions, and saw q middle aged
person selling tomatoes one day who