Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1895-11-17
IT STUCK AND DREW.
u, Mustard Plaster on the ldler'S
COnsumptiye CraW.
M CURED A nan COLD.
srom Too much Pir-ia-
.,sdons Among The P"nifr'-
rnanh.ai'i"s-p'' and the "e'"0-
49,. conference.
si.t conference

rnfH
,,,,L,ai,ing-Dny aud the "c'ho-
dist conference
1 I'm naturally Of an affection
tIon. I must confess that never
..,. have been so closely drawn
.. thing as was 20 the mustard
uh.h loving friends recently
-. rnv bosom whom was suffer-
cola For several days / had
....e through my nose twhereas
.-rv occasions / talk through
l...l. and finally those who love me
..I no in bed one night ana pro-
sTmiulstcr the relief 10 whicn
alluded. Eurins nay manly chest
..-s ~ the admoniuon Post no
..tsned thereon. they proceeded
This evidence ~ sympathy. For
I'D reasons known only 20 those
... viewed me in the suri' great
was experienced ID fastening
I. anr,ndage TO my craw. ana
.rrs. after tremendous ehoIts'
l.4 The warm souvenir OF their
amer affection 100 tho ueighbor-
r.o, But finally l WAS ef-
.. f.ria-,d. lassoocd. and left IN
.....r.Ity 10 the thing which at
... sfs.. ail others. lay closes
.f 80 first it fclt Ike great,
..l r1tat1 pie. which had rushed
tn loving embrace. bat ulti-
30 ..ip.eI down. ana theh IL hea-
.. iulc chick beneath me pm
10. na 1 thought that peace ana
..f.t gl come at last mat the
...Ir..t-. superinduccd I'm my
rIrlne. would cease to roar
~ .Hlant sneeze would sneeze
WAS mistaken. The plas-
....t gun 90 draw.
t. realized that the Their
- v. again arising in the nclgh-
.r t..t part of myself where
~ r..k dresses cut me, and then
OLD. .eyersh breath of giant
...r. which seemed 10 say: ARISE
u.t4 me- II was the mustard
ami ~ was getting in its work
ffr drawing-card OF the evening
...r say That ] was highly enter
. ,.I viii understand from what
- limit sneak fechngly. The Sue
... f.u.fs Of the squashy thing' when
.. ...u stuck ou me like stamp on an
cav. u an upward tendency.
...~ was its motto. and soon J louhu
l.x~ borne aioft-h!gher and
..r. .rfH finally I was drawn 10 the
...- and plastcred thereon like frcs-
-.rfnr The mustard motiNe-poWer
- found q check. and so we remained
ruMlus until my heirs arrived. ana
.rf.ly swept ms down with the family
s..m in drawing powers mat mustard
al an
Raphael
r....r DO SO fully realize the inventive
..r. Of my fellow-citizens, anyhow, as
,t.n have g. cold. Each one-that -
..r citizen. not each d-buuon-holes
.. IA confidential. lend-me-a-doilar sort
.r WAY. and suggests "a remedy whereby
.. .oi IL gait Of my goNoping consump-
.. r uav De reduced 10 the 3.l' class.
..<rv remedy is different and each is at
much variance with Inc other as is the
.,.eideut of the Society for the Proven
ION of Cruelty Go Animals with thu Police
netice one fn. nd lovingly advised me
lurinr n recent interesting iniisplsition
.. divide my couch with hot brick. ana
..r1r-onalfv and D0yly cares- the same
with 10y feet. while another, do a Whisper
settlement. urged me, for the veal Of
Dr.. v.h.l.r Not II / know myself l
admit soak my feet ga any whisky.
'f.f. f- 600 much more Of mo besides my
f.,. r.t has an application ON file 10
e.E.I with the inspiring fluid for
s0.f rnw thirst An aftcciionate old
.... Df Colonial days. who believes IN
f...l.lum remedies, besougnt me TO
.rr.. myself with mutton-suet. just as
lll been a hand-saw OF car-aN1e
.f.t r..Ici fabrication. Though eager TO
.. public hcnefactor. ! sighed not %
Reconstructed tallow-dip, nor did
.- to fulfil the long-felt want so
...r., l.l.zed by the poet. who sobbingly
rrur
..r. greece hut living Greece no more"
Am AGED gentleman. who combs his
SSH .... ntb fork. and tells how he
HrI t.r.fal l.0e conducted the late war
...l m. tY wear rcd flannel He got
positively offended when hc met me on
I...I street One day. because. owing o.
r. environments 2 felt a slight deiicacy
demon. Iaure thc fact that ] had iol-
.. t advice. Had ] drunk all me
I.f I.t.rtl,s suggested by those who
.a..I OBJ SMOKE my tobacco. my anatomy
N..I ..t. been transformed into
.rcI formation sufficient 10 support
I.. Slruls of Arkansas OF the vol
... N..lsius. At last somebody
doctor. and hoping thus
f. t. 'n.r remedy ] dropped IN ON
...ulu one evening az he sat
l..Ir He was careiessN cary
.t.ls on 20 skull when l came,
y casting this aside AT the
Ie readily consented 60 give
.ou FIRST Doc thumpcd me
ting the merits OF water
FULLY expected 10 De pug
I.l. Then ht raptur0usly tore open
.ni laid his head in the neigh
my patent susprnder-hucHie.
o. thc little picture entitled
ior thc Fairies and coong
..uyulci my frame. by ana
H to lal removed his head from
repository. he uttered tins
t- question. you love pie. don {
|he enthusiasm nay. the deep
implied by nay affirmative reply,
to please him. for he said, Il
and then added. II am goins
t Nul for Indigestion Then he
t'H.I a I.U pills down the ton-pin alleys
r throttle thereby knocking my
nfo 70 cooked hat lie jocosely !
f.w days afterwards. as he
promis-ory note into his pocket /
Hat when I was nrst waited into /
office d. fully expected TO have I
Dan -iUrtuise race between my gal- /