The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1895-01-06


tol-.ez- Now. per- oually. believe lu low
bodies with Tr0tisg The provisO is
that the neck is white and weil-shaped,
eva he bodice So cut that the neck and
shoulders show 20 the best advantage.
of course, there are women who have
little real sense ~ che beautiful. bgt it IS
more than probable that Do time they viii
learn Us NAT a mistake they have made.
A woman IS ho wears her clothes Boz Sec
tons is vulgar. when the absolutely nude
may le rEqui-.tely modest / see some
eralEs have been ohieetlr 10 "TubIy"
ana calling Or immoral because the he
rome posed for "the altogether" I sup
pose there are some people who are in
Iatfly coarse, and these are among them.
- HoLau'7 arms. round. white. and
Weil-i1rr d, are things OF beauty. a
"omau's throat well-shappd and white.
DIS marble column. supporting Well
s-apcl head which. pres Imably. holds q
suilcient amount Of brain 70 draw The
hut between what is beautiful and per-
iecuy modest and what is common and
uFiy. have always thought mode sty "a
complex virtue. and TO Do immo1rst 10 b.
ugly, but having EiEen my opinion about
%, / VIII leave it to the cranks 10 fight it
OFT among themselves.
It is funny how womanlsind IS dominated
by the lady behind the counter ! Wit
ressed what might Doe called an episode
the other day. a lady. quietly dressed
one Who believes that quiet dressing is
proper when she is shopping. was anxious
20 sct some underwear suitable for "a SER
want, but, OF course. she did not explain
nor aIialfs 10 the young woman who con
deHcended TO wait on her. She said: IT
want TO see some plain, untrimmed night
dresses There was put before her a
huge pile, trimmed with cheap and cfaring
embroidery. She ventured the remark.
fernaps you dldn't quite understand me:
! asked for plain niehtdresses."
WIN toss of her head that made her
Fsyche-knot tremble this answer was
hurled at her: "Well ! am sure these are
cheap enough, cnd much more fashiona-
The wouid-be buyer meeklv said. ct
didn't ask for cheap things. nor fashion
able things, j asked for plain things"
Inc words that came We're very posi-
tive: II should think ia been long enough
IN me business to know what ladies'
wear"
AT last, because she was really too
Tired 70 80 to any other place, the unfor-
luiate woman asked again for plain ones.
and this time got them. She selected
Nhat she wanted, paid for them. and gave
her name and address, that they MIGHT be
sent nome Then the Lady behind the
counter remarked: Goodness gracious.
i shouldn't thiniI you were that mans
WIG MAtA you buy such truck 90
That WAS the last straw. and the shop-
pef-de parted, taking a solemn oath that
she would never put her foot in that shop.
again
Now, this happened TO me; / wanted
a yard Of pink ribbon: stated the width
and the shade; / was told that blue was
more fashionable; ] said / wanted pink
satin. ! was then informed that moire
made up into bows better than
satin. 7 said l didn't want to make
il INTO bows, ana so much against her
WISHES, the young woman was at last
forced 20 give me what I wanted. But
as left ] had the pleasure Of hearing
this farewell remark: "She don't know
the difference between what is and what
bon"
Wci 1t all comes about in a lifetime.
/ may mention bye-the-bye, that the
young woman who was so unwilling to
sell me pink ribbon had been interrupted
by me when she was reading a dream
book. You know we all have our little
peculiariues
l don't Ike 10 dream OF black beetles.
becuse if J do somebody l am fond of
is sure to be taken sick.
A friend Of mine believes that If she
dreams Of gold that trouble will come.
but bank notes viii bring good luck
don't suppose you are superstitious,
s'NAiA an / fFNA' NbNAAA sing before
breakfast, because If YOU DO you will cry
before tea.
II / were you, when the palm OF M
left hand itched, l would rub ii on wood
because then, for certain, YOU VIII get
The money that is meant for you.
If were you and my nose itched, ]
would have an extra place put at the
table for you are going to kiss a
stranger,
If 1 were you and saw pin, I would
pick it up for then, for sure, luck viii
come that day.
II / Were you I wouldn't walk under a
ladder. for tie devil is waiting on the
other side to take you.
II ] Were you and dreamed of white
horses, ] would look up my black dress
for l would know 1 was going to a fu.
neral.
If l were you and mangy-Iool5ina
dog followed me, ] would encourage him
because he would bring a handsome
| blonde husband.
If J were YOU and saw hairpin on the
floor, ! would grab it at once, for ther
the letter that you We're looking foi
would arrive.
If 1 We're You l would have a it'll,
! patience with the small supersutons OF
women in general and one in particular
| she who carries rabbits foot in one
| pocket TO bring good luck and a horse
! chestnut in the other to cure rheu
! matism. Who is she? She is yours for
health Bah.