The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1895-06-16
SLICK sLAPs AND SLIM SLAMS.

| Arkansas City Travelled: When II rains
| at Wichita the query arises: WAS IL
Providence, or Matthew'S"
Atchison Globe: If the door of the Kan
sas penitentiary must be broken down
| to Gust Chase, where is Douglass?
| Kansas Breeze: Mr.. Victor Murdoch,
| who is married but recollects, says that
the bicycle is not half so immoral as the
! hammock with moon attachments.
Augusta Journal: The Wichita Eagle
| claims to be as sound a Republican as can
! be found between the Atlantic and the Pa
| cific. VIII the Eagle tell US just what Re
| publicanism is?
! Newkirk Democrat: Mayor Sutherland
says the Wichita Eagle has the largest cir
| culation in Oklahoma. The mayor has
| evidently been in the company of the
Eagles circulation liar.
Kiowa Signal: Eighteen couples have
| been married from one boarding house in
| Wichita, within thirty months, and yet
| the lady who runs Il does not advertise il
! as matrimonial agency.
Atchison Champion: A Wichita rain
| maker claims that he creates a storm
/ center with gases. He will not be needed
| at the Prohibition convention July 4. That
will be storm-center sure enough.
| Arkansas Traveller: Mrs. Frank Smith,
| owner and publisher of the Wichita 'Bea-
| CON-" knows how TO cut down expenses on
a newspaper. She married her business
| manager and can now drop his name from
! the pay roll.
| Arkansas City Reporter: The Republi-
! cans of Sedgwick county, right under the
| nose of the Eagle. simply adopted the
| STANDARDIZATION m of 1892, with all its re
| strictions'' and provisions" and lands
| Let the Eagle squawk.
Atchison Globe: Colonel Tom Moonlight
| of Leavenworth. who gets $500 a year for
| representing US in Bolivia. is tired of his
| Job and wants to come home. Like Atch-
/ ison and Wichita, Leavenworth is hard
| town to get weaned from.
! Emporia Gazette: Two Wichita girls
| who visited Erporia recently are roasting
! Emporia society and saying We are not
| up to date in this town. 1t seems that
| they did not get pie and beer for break
| fast while they were here.
| Newton Journal: What is Republican
| ism? The Kentucky Republican state
| convention resolved against free silver.
1 and the Wichita Eagle and Hutchinson
| News bolts the ticket nominated thereto
and Genounces the platform.
Fredonia Citizen: II might please those
| who pay the appropriation 10 learn from
1 the irrigation commissioners something
| about the prospect OF successfully intro
! ducing water into the channel OF the Ar
kansas river near or above Wichita
! Lawrence Journal: When Jobes heard
! the decision OF the supreme court in the
| bank commissioner case and telegraphed
his brother, licked he proved that he
is not the kind of man that goes around
/ baWling because his milk pail got kicked
/ over.
Kansas Chief: The Wichita Eagle
1 claims that its town is great horse
center" The Eagle seems 10 be slightly
mistaken. According 10 the preachers
| and Prohibtionists impracticables, il is
I that part Of the horse just little south
I of the center.
Oklahoma Times,Journal: The Wichita
/ Eagle shows UP Blaine's views on silver
/ very much 20 the liking OF the western
/ Republican Blaine was what very few
J OF the leaders OF today are. he was a Re-
/ publican for the whole United States, and
not alone for his corner Of the nation
! Atchison Globe: AT a wedding in To-
| peka yesterday. according 20 the Journal.
] the guests drank eigh; kegs OF beer. sixty
I four gallons OF wine, and Two gallons OF
! some thing stronger" This in Topeka,
( that drops on her knees IN prayer when
either Atchisol. Wichita or LeaNenvorih
/ Is mentioned.
Enid Wave: The Wichita packing house
! opens UP every row and then and kills q
hog or two just 10 keep the smoke house
I in practice, but Governor dwellings but
/ ter seems 20 have more strength than any
I thing else IN Wichita except Colonel AuE-
T dock prospects for getting seat IN the
United States senate
Kansas Breeze: Sol Miller says that the
Z - IL =
z Governor Eskr.dgs ard Marsh NGr5ock
are saorting FOR free silver Is b-czEiss tasy
OWE silver mines ii Colorado and ~=--t 10
geI something out o. Ihesr Investments
once upon a time there was ~Seks1-
wicked fairy-pray. Johnny. get your sun
| Topeka Journal: The trolley wires q,
| Wichita are doing al they can TO make