The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1895-10-31
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II IS said that Lilluokalina, the eN-
Queen Of Hawaii. has decided TO make
her permanent home In Southern Europe
1t is now proposed by the express com
panies 10 inaDgurate a tioie| c%p''.'
service to facilitate the delivery OF par
GELS.
The last Indiana Legislature neglected
TO provide for the payment OF the interest
on the State debt, amounting 'ofauou'
$500 year
Justice White. Of the supreme court,
has become a bicyciist. A ne mas
abandoned his gown the presuiiipu'" 80
that he wears boomers.
The engagement Of Princess Maud.
youngest daughter Of the Prince OF
Wales. to her first cousin. Prlncs haat,
second son Of Prince Frederick, mas
been announced.
If San Francisco newspaper CORE
spondents have not been INDUCING their
iinaginations too Freely. Theodore Dur
rant has been very un"ise III FORMING
confidential friendships.
Two bulls valued respectively az = =
go and $3.50. en- rOute 10 tne Aliantd
Exposition had bitter fight all to them
selves on car AT Ralelsn' y, - tNo
other night Neither was killed.
Arrangements have been made for the
substitution of electric lights for the ola
gas system I'm the House OF Representa-
tives and Senate. The ventilation OF tne
House is also undergoing improvement
Instructions to the bathing police IN
Dieppe. France, have been issued In which
is a Paragraph directing them never 10
seize a drowning woman by the mar as
that might come OF, leaving her 10
sink.
John Geizer was recently initiated into
the mysteries of the Independent prder
OF Foresters in Chicago. Nhile rldlng
the goat" his leg was broken He sued
the members Of the order and was award
ed $40 damages.
a story is going the rounds. to the
effect that a large Ohio hog STOOD up on
its hind legs under a limb close 10 the
ground with a heavy burden OF me ap-
pies. and grasping the limb hetween us
front feet gave IL vigorous shaking uh-
I'll the fruit fell to the ground.
a young and good-looking woman IS
detained by immigration officials al New
York. Albert Carver: Chicago Dac.l'-
lor wishes 10 marry her. but hasn't the
money to go 10 New York. The oilclllS
considered his proposal 10 marry hcr
by telegraph. but gave negative decision
Nathan Iadon. Of Menominess. Wis.
was smtten with the charms OF chi
cago shop-girl a first sight. He pro-
posed and within an hour from the time
they first saw each DINER they Ntre
man and wife the newly made fride
notifying her employers that she "had
received a better offer
The ST. Louis Globe-Democrat evidently
thinks an onion by any other name would
be as aromatic. That paper says: Mt.
Filkelnberg ought not TO have used the
drastic EXPRESSION. You're a liar.' in re-
Spouse to Mr.. Henderson's nephew the
other day II he had said, You're cir
culation swearer' he would have been
understood just as WELL
OF the names on the registration books
in a small town in Kentucky. only one
was found to have been properly register
Oh
Mayor. The discovery was made
too late for correction before the
municipal election. and IN con-
sequence. the gentleman had the
pleasure Of electing himself Mayor
and also naming the Board of Aldermen.
A baseball service" was held by a
sensational preacher Tamed Ford. IN the
town Of st. Louis. central Michigan, last
sunday The church was decorated with
a prOfusOn of all the implements used IN
playing baseball and in his sermon
the minister compared features Of the
game with phases Of life. He spoke or
n pitchers nerve. and likered him 10 the
Christian soldier said that the first base
was mcditation. the second conviction
the third, repentance, and the home
plate, heaven, d.lated on the qualities Of
the batsman, the catcher. and the short
stop but. 10 the disgust Of the crpnks in
and the roofers saws the New York Sun
TWO sisters. near Columbus. o.. dauen-
tiers Of "a wealthy farmer. fell desperately
in love with their fathers hired man
SAYS the Memphis Commercial ADneaI
The rivalry grew more and more intense
the sisters more and more belligcrcnt
.an1 the hired man more and more dis
tressed and uncomfortable Finally one
.oi them. presumably the less beautiful be-
Thought her Of a brilliant plan for Duifins.
her rival out of the race She borrowed
the ola MAJ s razor and by an artistic
stroke sliced Off her pretty sisters
nose. But alas. she was too late. for IL
speedily developed that the mutiiated Sic
ter had already been secretly married 10
the hired man. The latter WAS ar once
unf in procession ~ his noeeirss t-ffa
and the Jealous sister packed off 10 rala-
tiVes IN kansas. where she win doubles
80 achieve fame as a Populist states