The Madisonian. (Virginia City, Mont.) 1873-1915, 1895-03-02
CHCLLY AGITATED.
He Thinks the Time Has Come For His
Crowd to Organize Against Foreigners.

CrOWd TO Organize Against Foreigners.
Bravo, little count! Miles f~elicita-
lions Oh your pluck and perseverance!
1t isn't every young Frenchman who
can como to America to complete his
education and pick up q girl like Anna
Gould and $4,000, 600 into the bar
gain.
Count Castellane ism as good looking
as Harry Woodruff, as rich as Willie
Hartman or as noble as Prince Batten-
burg, yet he has got what all those chap
pics strove for with might and main.
If the mind can be permitted to al
der through the possibilities created by
such an engagement, it will revert first
to the high born father and mother of
the young adventurer, the Marquis and
Marquise de Castellane, living perhaps
On air, as only French people can, yet
still maintaining the stately dignity of
their old French chateaux.
Imagine the cable received from their
adored son gone to the uttermost parts
of the world 20 search for the where
withal:
"J'ai gagne tout, belle, richie ct gene
reuse''-I have won all, lovely, rich and
willing to give up!
Already the news is known in Paris,
France and all over Europe.
Already other frugal parents are bid
ding other adventurous som goodby and
good speed On their departure for New
York in quest of other heiresses.
We will soon be inundated by other
"studeuts" of American institutions,
who will hope to take something more
tangible thar ''impressions'' back with
them.
l never read Of an engagement like
this without considering the uproar in
to which it throws Europe.
| have already made reference to the
"Mothers' Mutual American Heiress
Emigrant society,"" formed in Germany
by noble bat impoverished women for
the purpose Of raising funds with which
to ship their sOns to America.
The success of Count Castellane will
be certain to cause such societies to
spring up all over Europe.
By Joye, the government ought to in
t~erfere! This is contract labor if ever
there was such a thing, and oUr heiresses
are equally responsible under the law!
They bring these fellows out here,
they induce them to come with promises
of employment, and, by CAD! old chap
pies, | don't think it's fair to US at all.
What show have we plain "misters''
got?
We may be as lovely as Harry Wood
ruff and belong to as many clubs as Bill
Hartman, yet we are not the kind OF
fellows these girls want to marry.
It's the handle to the NAME, the dreary
old tumble down castle, that catch the
rich girls fancy, and we have neither
of those commodities.
Upon my word, it makes my hear
sick, and persuades one to 60 out ant
get lost in the blizzard, to think that
little frog eating Frenchman can blow
into New York and in a months time
accumulate SO, 600, 900, with a wed
ding present of 80, 900, 900 thrown in.
If the law won't help us, I say tina
we dudes ought to organize into some
thing like an old time Know Nothing
association and hamstring every decen
looking foreigner that arrives on thes
shores and cannot prove that he ism
after an American heiress.
What do you say, Brock Cutting
Ham Carey and Jim Farley, are you
wild me or agin me?-Cholly Knicker
booker in New York Recorder.