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The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-03-11

We don't know anything about the
muscular qualifications of the Marquis
of Queensberry, but we do know that
he offered Oscar Wild Cowardly insult
and he ought to be whipped as puppy.
The great Sun Flower apostle is evil
IDENTIFY not a man of courage or he
would take cane and go hunting for
Mr.. QueensberTy.
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S1OO Reward. S1OO.

The readers OF this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded desease that science has
been able to cure in all its stages and
that is Catarrh. HALLS Catarrh Cure is
the only positive cure known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being a
constitutional disease, requires con-
stitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken Internally, acting directly
upon the blood ard mucous surfaces of
the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving
the patient strength, by building mp
the constitution and assisting nature
in doing its work. The proprietors
have so much faith in its curative
powers that they offer One HundraSl
Dollars for any case that it fails,to cu% 4
Send for list Of testim onals. W
F. j. CHENEY s. CO., Props. Tolaa
szS- Sold by druggists, 75c.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-03-11

fore silver was demonetized ten rupees
in silver were worth an English
pound, but now it takes seventeen
rupees to buy an English pound. That
is very fair statement of the case and
it is a graphic picture OF the profit
England had in demonetizing silver,
at least in India. This ought 10 make
a strong plea for silver at the coming
European conference. 1t represents 8
clear gam TO Britain of 7-10 of pound
in every pound of Bank OF England
notes sent for any purpose to India.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-03-11

OUR Thurman finds something even
in the convention to laugh at. If we
are not mistaken the people will laugh
at the constitution when it is compile
ted-do anything save vote for it. If
they go to putting all the old woman
trumperY into it, which is demanded,
il will not be elected.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-03-11

IT may be that part of the animus
of the Cannon attacks, is due to rail-
road jealousy but we do not
feel Inclined to accept that theory That
would be far beneath the altitude Of
the average railroad promoter.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-03-11
HuInan NaIure.

Samuel Gompers sizes up human na-
ture in this way: 'The more the wage.
worker gets the more he will want. We
are just like other peo3Is,c Y07-, will
fnd that the man who lains 81 a day
aspires to $11o, the man who has half
million wants a million, and the man
Giisa has $50. QGsn 600 wants ths Garth. ,,
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Bucklen's Arn1ca SaIYe.

THE BEST SALvE in the world for
Cuts, Bruises. Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands, Cbilblains, Corus, and all Skin
Eruptions, and positively cures Piles,
or no pay required. 1t is guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction or money
refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
FOR SALE BY Smoot Drug On
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-03-11

NJ Office TO CREDITORS-ESTATE OF
IN Daniel Fillmore, deceased. Notice is
hereby given by the undersigned executor of
the estate of Daniel Fillmore, deceased,
to the creditors of, and all persons baving
claims against the said deceased, to exhibit
them with the necessary vouchers within fUur
months after the first publication OF this no
tlce to the said executor at his residence in
Payson. Utah.
THOMAS II. WILSON,
Executor of the estate of Daniel Fillmore.
deceased,
Dated February | ISQ5
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TT constitutional convention at the
rate it is going on, would require three
years to get up even an ordinary consti-
tuition. 1t isn't getting its legs under
il, even q little bit.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-03-11

NJ Office TO CkEDITORS-ES rATE OF
IN Jens 5. S.Provstgaard, deceased. Notice is
hereby given by the undersigned administra-
tor OF the estate of Jens 5. Pro, stgaard de-
ceased, to the creditors of,and all persons nav
ing Claims against tine said deceased, to exhib-
1t them with the necessary vouchers within
four months after the first publication Of this
notice to the said Administrator at Lis resi-
dence i'll Payson, Utah.
JOHN PROYSTGAARD,
Administrator of the estate of Jens s.
Provstgaard, deceased.
Dated this 18th day of Feb, 1895.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-03-11

TIE Spanish COVE: lent hasn't as
yet subdued ~ ~uban rebellion. The
indications are rather that the Cuban
rebels will yet subdue the Spaniards.
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-03-11

HAVING once answered the charges
published in the Times Mr.. Cannon is
now compelled to meet them as they
come,
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-03-11

THE Prince of Naryaz jung of India
doesn't think the mints of India will
ever be re.opened again. He says be-
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-03-11
Provo Mail Service.

MAIL TRAINS LEAVE.
U. P.-Going South. ...... 9:15 a. m
R, G.. W.-Going East -. 9:26 a. N.
Z. G. W.-Going West. :. li:55 q m.
u. P.-Going North. 3:37 p. M.
Salt Lake and Salina East 3:55 p m.
Salt Lake and Salina West 4:15p.m.
MAIL TRAINS ARRIVE.
U. Prom Salt Lake. -. 9:15 a. M.
R. G.. W.--From the West. 1926 a. M.
R. G. W.-From the East 11:55 a. M.
Salt Lake and Salina West 3:55 p. m.
Salt Lake and Salina East 4:l5 p. m.
q. P. Mail from South. 3:37 p. NJ
OFFICE HOURS.
The general delivery, stamp and reg
istry windows open at s a. M, and
close at $50 p. N.
The money order window opens at 9
a. NJ, and closes at 4 p. N.
On Sundays and legal holidays the
general delivery and stamp windows
are open from 1I:3Q %. TO 1880 p. m.
Mail pouches close thirty minutes
before the arrival of trains.
W. d. ROBERTS,
poskmaStaT
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Dated February L, 1895.
TERRITORY OF UTAH,
GnuNTV OE TTAu

TERRITORY OF UTAH, =,
COUNTY OF UTAH. S.
l, E. L. Jones, clerk of the probate court
in and for Utah county, territory of Utah,
hereby certify that the foregoing is full, true
and correct copy OF the original order appoint
ing time and place for settlement of final
account and to hear petition for distcibut ion
OF the estate of Temperance Penrod, de
office.
Witness my hand and seal of said probate court
at my office in Provo city this 18th
SEAL day OF February, a. ID. 1895,
E. L, JONES,
Clerk of the probate court, Utah oonntv,U.T.
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DROBATE NOTICE.-lN THE PROBATE
4 Court. in and for Utah county, territory
of Utah.
in the matter of the estate of Temperance
Penrod, deceased.
Order appointing time and pace for settle
ment OF final account and TO here petition for
distribution
On reading and fling the petition of Amasa
L. Penrod, administrator of the estate of
Temperance Penrod, deceased, setting forth
that he has filed his final account of his I'd
mlnlstratlon upon said estate in this court
that all the debts have been fully paid, and
that portion of said estate remains to be di-
praying among other things Tor an order al
lowing SAID final account and of distribution
of the residue of said estate among the per-
sons entitled.
1t is ordered that all lpersons interested in the
estate of the said Temperance PenrJd, de-
ceased be and appear before the probate cou ri
OF the county OF Utah. at tine court room of said
court, in the county courthouse, on the 9Th
day of March, 1925, at 10 o'clock a. M, then
and there 10 show cause WnyGu order allowing
said final account and of distribution should
not be made OF the residue OF said estate
among the heirs and deYiseS of the said Tenn
pelence PenrOd, deceased, according TO law.
Its further ordered chat the clerk cause
notice to be posted in three public
places in Utah county, and copy of this or
der TO be published in The DISPATCH
a newspaper printed and circulated in UtaL
county, three weeks successfully prior to sale
9th day of March, 1896.
WARREN N. DUSENBERRY.
ppnhQtl IarApr
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-03-11

Trains South O. daily, Sunday
Lkeday at
Logan at33 ~.
11:3O a. leave Eureka 20 and arrive Provo 9:5
II.
and
Before buying Through Tickets figures "a 8
to Omaha ,48hou % city and Chicago.
For
Pacific ticket
s. H. H.
OLIVER MINK,
E. ANDERSON. Receivers.
JOHN W. D0ANE.
Fh DRICK b. COUDERT
GEO W. CRAIG Agt Provo, Utan
z. L LOMkX, d e. BURLEY
G5sn1 Pssa, and Tkt Agt Gen1 Agt Pass. Dept
Salt Lake City.
3, DICKINSON. Genl. Manager
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-03-11

SUMMONs-IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF
- the First Judicial District of the terri
Tory OF Utah, Utah county
s. Il. Berry, plaintiff, VS. u q. Gary and :.
B: Page, defendants,
The Evening dispatch. [volume] (Provo, City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1895-03-11

W. W, Armstrong attorney for plainiif. IT,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20
Banished From Roam.

"Hellol called the crossroads speoter
as sheeted form went skurrying by
The ghost from the castle stopped and
clanked his chain.
cts all up" he walled bitterly. GIVE
quit"
"Quitp' the crossroads specter ex-
claimed. "What for? Anything wrong9"
"Wrong?" echoed the ghost from the
castle in high key. What do you think
of putting burglar alarms on every door
and window? can't step on rug or
brush against an iron bed without setting
40 bells to ringing! What kind of way
is that to do? I'm sick of it, tell you,
and I'm off. !"
"Well," the crossroads specter said
thoughtfully, 'I'll join YOU"
Your" the ghost from the castle re-
turned in surprise. II thought you had
perfectly soft snapS'
so had" the specter made reply,
"but they surveyed an electric road through
here today and are going to run it every
night under broad glare. What sort Of a
soft snap do you call that? I'm with you.
Wither thou ghost will CO."
So, joining hands, they struck out for q
new country, while over in the farmyard
the corkscrew lustily.-New York Re-
cOrder.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20
Doctors
niStakes.
TREATING THE WRONG
DISEASE.
How large bills are run up without
benefit to the sufferer.

Many times women call on their family
physicians, suffering, as they imagine, one
from dyspepsia, another from nervous dis
ease, another from liver or kidney disease,
another with pain here and there, and in
this way they all present alike to them
selves and their easy going Indifferent, OF
over-busy doctors separate and distinct dis
eases, for which they prescribe their pills
and potions, assuming them to be such,
when in reality, they are all only symptoms
caused by some womb disease The physi-
clan ignorant of the cause of suffering, en-
courages his practice until large bills are
made The suffering patient gets no better,
but probably worse, by reason of the delay
wrong treatment and consequent cornplica-
tons. proper medicine, like DIR. Pierce 3
Favorite Prescription, directed 10 the cause
would have entirely removed the disease,
thereby dispelling all those distressing
symptoms and instituting comfort instead
Of prolonged misery. 1t has been we'll said,
that "a disease known Is half cured"
Dr. Pierces Favorite Prescription Is a
scientific medicine, carefully compounded
by an experienced and skillful physician,
and adapted to woman's delicate organize
ton 1t cures all arrangements, irregu-
larities and weaknesses of the womanly
organs. 1t Is purely vegetable in Its COM
position and perfectly harmless i'll it's eff
fects in any condition Of The system. Fol
morning sickness, or nausea, due to preg-
nancy, weak stomach, and kindred symp-
toms. its use, will prove very beneficial. II
also makes childbirth easy by preparing
the system for parturition, thus assisting
Nature and shortening labor" The period
of confinement is also greatly shortened.
the mother strengthened and built up and
an abundant secretion of nourishment fol
the child promoted. Sold by all dealers.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20
At Dinner.


He-Doubtless you have OFTEN Deen pro-
posed to-
She-Why! What makes you think that9
He-Moths Will SINCE themselves IN the
flame.
She-Do you fatter yourself That that IL
originalY
He--Oh, no. lts merely quota5lon.
She-somewhat trite.
He-Admitted. But TO start again at
the beginning.
She-Where else would you start'
He-l have known girls to start at the
end OF book. But, for a fresh start. did
1t ever occur TO you what an e1cellehs
place dinner table Is FOR proposaT
She-No. whyf
He-Because It's Impossible for inc ian
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20
SENTIMENT AND BOOMERS.

Things all seem TO be awry,
Babies for their mothers cry,
Lovers for their sweethearts sigh,
Angrily the fathers fret and fume
Naught is as it used to be,
Everywhere we changes see,
Woman wants to be more free,
All because the blooming boomers bloom.
Many maidens out at night
Make most unseemly sight,
Give the horses all fright
As they quickly on the vision loom.
Out we wander bright and gay,
In the gladstone light Of day,
But we turn our heads away
When we see those blooming boomers bloom.
Out they stretch from side to side
Till it cannot be denied
They appear full four feet wide.
Yet are scanty one must tearfully assume.
Sad indeed the beauty fate,
Quick her reign must terminate,
Hearts she cannot subjugate
When men see those blooming boomers
bloom.
Cupid's fairly crowded out,
Pushed aside beyond doubt,
At his wiles all lovers fout.
He himself must surely see his doom.
Sentiment Is going fast
Grace belongs to times long past,
How can love minute last
When one sees the blooming boomers blooms
Chicago Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20
A Considerate Master.

"Who are yez workin fur now, Diminish"
eye know Felix McCusick that has the
livery sthable9"
SIS It him? Shure, wouldn't work for
man as name as him. It's the hard name
he has,"
"Ah, yer inistakin In the man. Guild
McCusick Is one av the kindest and most
considherate bosses In town. He allows
aitoh wan av his hands 16 hours to do :
days work in. Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20
ruoour.~ins American Literature.

The manager of The Fin dc Steele Mag
axine held the latest issue Of his publica-
ton In his hands and gazed upon it admir-
ingly.
IA noble numberl' he cried In ecstasy.
"How these $40 pages Of advertisements
will make my rivals howl! It seems too
bad" he added refisctively, THAT we had
to be incumbered with these 40 pages Of
reading mattcr, but I fancy with the
Christmas number we can manage to
crowd them out. "
Whereupon he instantly issued orders to
do so.--New York Recorder.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20

Mr.. j. L. Macadam, the illustrious
Scotchman who invented the kind of paw
ing which bears his name, is said to have
been guest at a large dinner given in
honor of Sir Walter SCOTT. Being ssked
to respond to toast Mr.. Macadam rose
and at the end OF his speech proposed the
health of the great Sir Walter Scott, the
Colossus of literature!
In an instant Sir Walter was Oh his feet
and lifting his glass exclaimed: Here's
to the great Mr.. Macadam, the Colossus
of roads!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20
TLAT-oPEN1Na BLANK BOOKS


Being satisfied that if you have once
used fat-opening book, you will al
ways use them, and in order to get
you to try one the New Mexican
Printing 90. Of Santa Fe, will sell you
HANDMADE BLANK BOOKS,
bound in full leather, with patent
FLAT-oPENING STUBS, with your
name and the number, or letter, Of the
book on the back in gilt letters, at the
following low prices:
s Or. 400 pages) Cash Book $3.50
o Or, (4SO journal 600
= DR.. $3.50 !" Ledger $50
They are made with pages 10Hx16
inches, of a good ledger paper with
round cornered covers. The books
are made in our bindery and we guar
antee every one Of them.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20
GEO. T. NICHOLSON,
g. P. A., Chicago, III.

If suffering with piles, it will interest
you to know that De Wits Witch Hazel
Salve will cure them. This medicine is a
specific for all complaints Of this char
acter, and if Instructions (Which are
simple) are carried out, cure will re-
suit. We have tested this in numerous
cases, and always with like results. 1t
never fails. Newton's drug store:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20
NEW FAST LIMITED TRAINS.
NORTH AND EAST.

"California Limited" (No. 81 and "Chi-
cago Limited" mo. ~ run solid between
Chicago and Los Angeles. These are
strictly limited trains and carry only pas
aenRers who pay full first class, fares.
Equipment consists of magnificent vesti-
buled Pullman Palace Sleepers, Dining
Cars and Free Reclining Chair Care.
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS.
Trains number and carry Pullman
and Tourist Sleepers between Chicago
and Dan Francisco, Los Angeles, Ell Paso
and City of Mexico. Dining Cars be-
tween Chicago and Kansas City. Free
Reclining Chair Cars between Chicago
and La Junta. West Of Kansas City
meals for these trains are served at the
famous Harvey Eating Houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made in Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Springs and other principal
stations on the "Santa Fe Route" with all
lines diverging. For further particulars
call on any agent of the "Santa Fe Route"
or the undersigned.
II. 8. LUTz, Agent, Santa Fe.
g. T. NICHOLSON, q. P. A., Chicago
City Ticket Office, First National Bank
Building.
Legal Notice.
In the District Court, Santa Fe coun-
ty.
Denver d Rio Grande
Publishing Co., ct al, Ohancerv No.
W. oooo
ct al.
All of the creditors of the defendant,
Herman Claussen, herein, not Joined as
defendants in the bill Of complaint, are,
pursuant to order herein entered this day,
notified TO appear before the undersigned
at his office 10 Santa Fe. New Mexico, on
or before Thursdsy, January 2, 1896, and
prove their said claims.
j. H. SuyHHHLIH,
Special Master.
Gro W. KNADDHI,
Solicitor for Com plaiuants.
Dated, Santa Fe, New Mexico, December
y, 1896.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20

Conversation between two charming BIZ
cyclists on Plymouth avenue last evening:
Maude-I can't get him to propose.
Amy-Have you tried everything9
Maude-I think so.
Amy-Have you let him see you fall of
your bicyclef That's usually clinoher
Maude-Thanks! I'll try it-Union
and Advertiser.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20
WEST BOUND

Connections with main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creede, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. G. r. R. for
the gold camps of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
yer with all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers leaving Santa Fe
at a. m. take supper at Alamosa, at
which point through sleeper will be re-
served if desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. j. HELM, General Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
S. X. HOOPER, G. P. A.,
nenvor Nolo
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20
Marketable. Possibly.

Housekeeper-Want any old newspapers
Junkman-No. Newspapers amt made
o. rags any more Made o. wood pulp.
Housekeeper-Isn't wood pulp no uses
Junkman-Guess not, but dump EN-
on. If they happen to be made O maple
wood, maybe can sell 'em at maple
strip factory New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20
rhrust Upon Him.

Jones' Smith woke up the other morn
ing and found himself famous.
Brown--I'm surprised to hear that.
never knew he amounted to anything.
Jones-He never did before.
Brown What has happened, thenf
J0nes-He found his wife had eloped Ii
the night. Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20

Coughing irritates the delicate organs
and aggravates the disease. Instead of
waiting, try One Minute Cough Cure. 1t
helps at once, makes expectoration easy,
reduces the soreness and Inflammation.
Every one likes it. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20

St. Louis boasts of lodging houses
where the guests sleep on chairs and rest
their heads on rope. When it is time to
wake up, the proprietor strikes the rope
with club, which has much the same
effect on the sleeper as a blow from a
billy. Sometimes this method fails and
the rope is cut and the sleepers allowed
to sprawl on the floor. After this confes-
sion it to be hoped st. Louis will make
no further complaints at being called
sleepy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20

Piles of people have piles, but De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve will cure them.
When promptly applied it cures scalds,
and burns without the slightest pain.
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20
So NBEAMs.

Cyrus A. Sulloway m ember for the
First New Hampshire district, is Saliva
ton army soldier in good and regular
standing. He Is large, fine looking man
and lawyer of high ability and reputa-
ton. His wife, formerly Miss Matte B.
Webster, is a Salvation lassie.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20
COLORADO TEACHERS ASSOCIATION
ANNUAL MEETING,
Darvar Colo Dec. 26-29. 1888

Denver, Colo., Dec. 26-29, 1896.
For the above occasion the Santa Fe
route will place on sale tickets to Denver
and return at one fare for the round trip.
Date of sale Dec. IS, good to return jan
nary 2, 1896, call on agents for particulars.
H. = LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. NJ.
GEO. 4. NICHOLSON,
g. P. A., Chicago, Ill.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20

II ia q fixed and immutsble law that to
have good, sound health one must have
pure, rich and abundant blood. There 70
no shorter or surer route than by q course
Of De Wits Sarssparilla. Newton's drug
store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20

One Minute Cough Cure is rightly
named. 1t affords instant relief from
suffering when afflicted with a severe
cough or cold. It acts ON the throat,
bronchial tubes, and lungs and never
fails to give immediate relief Newton's
drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20
IN Rare Woman,

Jinks---l never saw house where ev-
Fything ran 90 smoothly a. at Broadgrin's
Minks-Yes lucky fellow, Broadgrin.
Hes rot wife who knows how to kesp
NE servanti amused while abe does the
work. New York Weakly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20
HARD Up.

What is the matter with Scott? I met
him today and he acted queer. Is he de-
mentedp"
"No; he's demonetized. "-D Detroit Free
Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20

Frank l.. Stanton, the Georgia bard,
has begun to make little tin horn poetry,
and poor Gene Field is not alive to resent
this Infringement upon his literary pre-
serYeH.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20

Mrs. L. R. Patton, Rockford, ILL.,,
writes: "From personal experience l
Gao recommend De Wits Sarsaparilla,
cure for impure blood and general de-
bility." Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-20

Wife--Here's an account of man who
shot himself rather than suffer the pangs
of indigestion. Husband = The fool!
Why didn't he take De Wits little
Early Risers? used to suffer as bad Us
he did before commenced taking these
little pills. Newton's drug store.