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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13
A Buoy Doctor.

DR.. Liddell 8 morning levees were crowd
cd beyond description. It was bis pride
and boast that he could feel his patient
pulse, look at his tongue, sound him with
stethosoope, write his prescription and
pocket his ice In space Of timo varying
from two ia five minutes.
One day an army man was shown into
the consulting room and underwent what
might be termed tho instantaneous process.
When it was completed, the patient shook
hands with the doctor and said:
II am especially glad to meet you, as l
have often heard my father, Colonel For
ester, speak Of his old friend DR.. Liddell. +"
"Whatr' exclaimed the Doctor Are you
Dick Foresters sonr
II am, sir.
"My dear fellow, " exclaimed the doctor,
"fiing that prescription into the fire, will
you, please, and sit down and tell me what
is the matter with your-London Tit
Bits
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

tie "Pellet" will remove avery big lump
and act as gentle laxative. Two Pei
lets" are mild cathartic. A short
"course" of "Pellets " will cure indiges-
ton permanently. 1t will cure constipa-
ton. After that, You can stop taking
them. A good many pills act SO VIC
lently as to derange the system, and in
its disordered state, digestion will not
90 on without continued use of the
pills. That's the worst feature OF most
pills. DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets
never make slaves of their users.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets-it's an
easy name to remember. Don't let a
designing druggist talk you into "some-
thing Just as good" He makes more
money on the "just as good " kind.
That's why he would rather sell them.
That's why you had better not take
them.
Whenever they are tried, they are al
ways in favor, so free sample package
"a to 7 doses) is sent to any one whe
asks. Worlds Dispensary Medical AS
ISOLATION. Buffalo, N. Y.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13
LAD AND LASS.

Oh, lad and lass, the old earth spins away!
Today is sweet, and sweet was yesterday.
Tomorrow dawn may rise up chill and gray
All, lad and lass!
All, lad and lass, some day you will awake,
Stand hand to hand and feel the heart strings
break,
Drink sorrow frcm loves cup for old times
sake
Ah lad and lass!
All, lad and lass, the world is hard to read,
And none may tell what fruit shall crown the
seed,
But hold forever to the old, old creed
All, lad and lass!
New Budget
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13
4 nay with the Girls.

"Talk about night with the boysl II
isn't In 1t with a day with the girls!' ex-
claimed fair maid the Other day.
Look at me, /" she CONTINUED, "I'm q
perfect wreck. I've bson dragged all over
town to every bargain counter In New
York by those cousins from the country.
They are absolutely indsfatigable, and SO
they've pulled and ySnked me In and out
everywhere until I'm ready to drop. They
got lota Of lovely bargains, though.
scarfs, head rests, photograph frames and
every blessed thing they didn't needand
now they haven't got cent left for tho
very frock they came to buy. AL I've got
TO show for 1t il my silk petticoat torn out
Of the gathers, asplittipg headache, lame
back and pair Of - cent gloves that arc
not mates l''-Nsw York Mercury.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

Connections with main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creede, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. G. r. R. for
the gold camps of Cripple Greek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Dem
yer with all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers leaving Santa Fe
at 8 a. m. take supper at Alamosa, at
which point through sleeper will be re-
served If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
To. HELM, General Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
S. K. HOOPER, G. P. A.,
Denver, Colo.
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New Fast California Train.

On October 20 the Santa Fe Route will
inaugurate new and strictly limited first
class service to Southern California.
The California Limited willlsave Chicago
at 500 p. m. daily, reaching Los Angeles
IN three days and San Francisco in three
and one-half days, q saving Of half day.
Time from this station correspondingly
reduced.
Equipment will consist OF superb new
vestibuled Pullman palace and compart-
ment sleepers, chair car aud dining car,
through to Los Angeles without change
This will be the fastest and most lux
urious service via any line to California
Another daily train will cary through
palace sleeper and tourist sleeper to San
Francisco and tourist sleeper to Los
Angeles, as at present.
For full particulars inquire of local
agent Atchlson, Topeka d Santa Re n. h
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

IT suffering with piles, 1t will interest
Won 20 know that Do Wits Witch Hssel
Salye will cure them. This medicine 10 .
specific for all complaints Of this char
acter, and If instructions (which are
simple) are carried out, . cure will re-
suit. We have tested this In numerous
cases, and always with like results. II
never fails. Nswton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

Il ia q fixed and immutable Law that to
have good, sound health one must have
pure, rich and abundant blood. Thees 10
no shorter Or surer route than by course
OF Do Wits Sarsaparilla. Newton's drug
store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

Geo. w. Jenkins, editor of the Santa
Maria "Times," CAL, in speaking of the
various ailments of children said: "When
my children have Group there is only one
patent medicine that ever use, and that
is Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. It pos
sesses some medical properties that re-
lieve the little sufferers Immediately. It
is, in my opinion, the best cough medicine
insthe market" If this remedy is freely
given as soon as the croupy cough ap-
pears it will prevent the attack. It is
also an ideal remedy for whooping cough.
There is no danger in giving it to chill
dren, as it contains nothing injurious.
For sale by A. @. ireland, jr.
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THAT LUMP in a

THAT LUMP in a
NJ a II IS sto IN a c Il
which makes him IL
ritable and nisera-
bic and unfit for bus
mess or pleasure is
caused by indiges-
ton. Indigestion,
like charity, covers
a multitude of sins.
The trouble may be
in stomach, liver,
bowels. Wherever it
is, it is caused by the
presence of poison
Gus, refuse matter
which Nature has
been unable to rid
herself of, unaided.
In such cases, wise
send down a
little health officer,
personifed by one
Of DR.. Pierce's Pleas
ant Pellets, to search
out the seat of
trouble and remove
the cause. One lit
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administrators Notice.

I, the undersigned, hereby give notice
that I have been appointed by the pro-
bate court of the county of Santa re, ad
ministrator of the estate OF Joseph Field,
deceased, and all persons having claims
against the estate of the SAID Joseph
Field, deceased, are hereby required to
present the same within one year from
the date of my appointment, as is by law
prescribed. THOMAS T. GABLE
Administrator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

Wife-Here's an account of man who
shot himself rather than suffer the pangs
of indigestion. Husband The TOOL
Why didn't he take De Wits Little
Early RisersH I used to suffer as bad as
he did before commenced taking these
little pills. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

Tommy (studying his lesson)-1 say,
ID, whore does the Thames rise, and Into
what sea does II smptyi Pal don't
know, my son. Tommy-You don't know,
chr And tomorrow the tsachsf will lick
me on account Of Jour ignorance.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13
The Worlds Fair Tests
showed no baking powder
% pure or SO great In lesve
ening power as tho Royal

Bass had said the meanest thing imag-
Unable about his landlady. He saw car
after car pass by crowded to suffocation.
wish, be said, that Mrs. Skrimpem
would board one of these cars; am sure
il wouldn't be full.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

Coughing irritates the delicate organs
and apprayates the disease. Instead of
waiting, try One Minute Cough Cure. 1t
helps at once, makes expectoration easy,
reduces the soreness and Inflammation.
Every one likes it. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

The Presbyterians Of the United States
are divided into 10 branches, known az the
Presbyterian In the United States Of Amer
ica, Presbyterian In the United States,
Welsh Calvinistic Methodist, Cumberland
(colored), Cumberland Presbyterian, Unit
ed Presbyterian, Associate Church Of
North America, Associate Reformed
South, Reformed Presbyterian (synod).
Reformed Presbyterian general synodl
Reformed Presbyterian (covenanted), Re.
formed In the United States and Canada
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

She-Dearest, papa has spoken to me
about your being so much at the house,
and he wanted to know when it was going
to end.
Heidi you tell him we we're engaged
She-I told him this was only the begin
ming,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13
S. K. HOOPER, G. p. A.,
Denver, Colo.

No excuse for sleepless nights when
you can procure One Minute Cough Cure.
This will relieve all annoyances, cure the
most severe cough and give you rest and
health. Can you afford to do without its
Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13
suNBEAMs.

She-You know you would be just as
happy If you didn't kiss me.
He--Rut do you suppose / am selfish
enough to think only of myself
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

The popularity Of Ohamberlain's Cough
Remedy and the high esteem in which it
ia held leads us to believe it to be an
article of great worth and merit. We
have the pleasure Of giving the expert
ence Of three prominent citizens of Re-
dondo Beach, CAL, in the use of the rem
edy. Mr.. A. v. Trudell says: 81 have
always received prompt relief when used
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy" Mr..
James Orchard says: II am satisfied that
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy cured my
cold" Mr.. J. M. Hatcher says: "For
three years I have used Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy in my family and its re-
suits have always been satisfactory" For
sale by A. G. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

Caddington (boastfully)-Yes, sir; I
come from people! Why, my grandfather
was celebrity in old New York-they
allied him Gentleman Joe.
Fulljames-Indeed! What was he, a
burglar or q boxer?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

De Wits Little Early Risers for bill
iousness, indigestion, constipation. a
small pill, prompt cure. Newton's drug
aknra.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

First Women: was suffering untold
agony.
Second Woman. Dear me! What did
you dot
Oh, neighbor happened in just in the
nick Of time and told her.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

A. E. Fitzpatrick, of Fillmore, CAL, had
the misfortune to have his leg caught be-
tween cart and a stone and badly bruised.
Ordinarily he would have been laid up
for two or three weeks, but says: "After
using one bottle Of Chamberlain's Pain
Balm began to feel better, and in three
days was entirely we'll. The peculiar
soothing qualities which Chamberlain's
Pain Balm possesses have never noticed
in any other liniment. I take pleasure in
recommending it," This liniment is also
of great value for rheumatism and lame
back. For sale by A. @. ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

Uncle Josh-That sign in the street
where it says Danger!-is that on account
OF that big safe they're hoistin' up?
Nephew-Oh, no! that's to warn you
To look out not to stumble over the sign.
One Minute Cough Cure is popular
remedy for Group. Safe for children and
adults. Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13
CONNECTIONS.

!. Mrs. L. R. Patton, Rockford, ILL.,,
writes; "Ffom personal experiences I
can recommend Do Wits Sarsaperilla,
a cure for im pure blood and general de-
bility.n Newton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13
Legal Notice.

| In the District Court, Santa Fe coun'
ty.
Denver g. Rio Grande
Publishing Co., ct al, Chancerv. No
vs.. oeoo
H. B. Cartwright & Bro,
| ct al.
| All of the creditors of the defendant
Herman Claussen, herein, not joined az
defendants in the bill Of complaint, are
! pursuant to order herein entered this day
notified to appear before the undersigned
at his office in Santa Fe, New Mexico, on
or before Thursday, January 2, 1895, and
prove their said claims.
j. II. SUTHERLIN,
Special Master.
GEO. w. KNAEBEL,
Solicitor for Complainants.
Dated, Santa Fe, New Mexico, December
9, 1896.
One Minute Cough Cure is rightly
named. 1t affords instant relief from
suffering when afflicted with severe
cough or cold. 1t acts On the throat
bronchial tubes, and lungs and never
fails to give immediate relief. Newton's
Arn<v a.
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NEW FAST LIMITED TRAINS.

aCalifornia Limited" mo. 81 and "Chi-
cago Limited" mo. a run solid between
Chicago and Los Angeles. These are
strictly limited trains and carry only pas
eengers who pay full first class fares.
Equipment consists of magnificent vesti-
buled Pullman Palace Sleepers, Dining
Cars and Free Reclining Chair Cars.
CALIFORNIA AND MEXICO EXPRESS.
Trains number l and carry Pullman
and Tourist Sleepers between Chicago
and San Francisco, Los Angeles, FL Paso
and City of Mexico. Dining Cars be-
tween Chicago and Kansas City. Free
Reclining Chair Cars between Chicago
and La Junta. West of Kansas City
meals for these trains are served at the
famous Harvey Eating Houses.
CONNECTIONS.
Close connections are made In Union
Depots at Chicago, Kansas City, Denver,
Colorado Syringe and other principal
stations on the "Santa Fe Route" with all
lines diverging. For further particulars
call on any agent of the "Santa Fe Route"
or the undersigned.
II. 3. LUTz, Agent, Santa Fe.
q. T. NICHOLSON, q. p. A., Chicago
City Ticket Office, First National Bank
Building.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

First Guest-It's wonderful, the
strength of that waiter-he pulls the
toughest corks without any trouble.
Second Guest-Yes; he used to be a
dentist in his younger days.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

1850 via the 'sSanta Fe Route" to Los
Angeles and San Diego, $66.9O to San
Francisco and return; tickets good for
return passage six months from date Of
sale, allowing stop-overs at any interme-
diate points. For particulars call on or
address agents of the Santa Fe Route.
H. 8. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
GEo. T. N1oHoLsoN, g. p. A.,
Chicago, Ill.
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zigsby: I have put friend of mine
on his feet three times in the last two
years.
Perksby: That's nothing. I put a
friend Of mine on his feet fourteen times
last,night.
There are two reasonable things which
everybody should do: Take good care of
ones health; and, if lost, regain it quickly,
and to this everybody will agree. And
there are great multitude of people who
are agreed that for both purposes Sim
mons Liver Regulator is the best helper.
~ am troubled with torpid liver and
nothing gives relief so quick like Sim
mons Liver Regulator."-k. R. Strange,
Lake City, Fla.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13
Driving Park Race Association Meet
ing at Phoenix, A. T., Dec. H.
10. 1895.

For the above occasion the Santa FL
Route will place on sale tickets &c
Phoenix and return at one fare ($30.10,
for the round trip. Dates OF sale-D
cember Is, 16 and II, 1895. Final return
limit, December 26, 1895.
II. 8. LuTz, Agent,
Gxo. T. NICHOLSON, Santa Fe, N. M.
g. p. A., Chicago.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

Piles Of people have piles, but De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve will cure them
When promptly applied it cures scalds
and burns without the slightest pain
NeWton's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-12-13

We are the best equipped Establishment
in the whole southwest for this line of
work, and our unequalled facilities
enable us to turn out work at the
lowest possible figures
Great Falls weekly tribune., 1895-10-11
OUT Or EXISTENCE
The Town Of Lapaz, Capital of Lower
California, Destroyed by a
Tidal Wave.
ONCE THE ABODE or LUXURY
Men, Brutes, and Debris Of Wrecked
Buildings Carried Out to Sea
-Meager News.

ST, Louis, Oct. l0.-A special from
San Francisco says: Dispatches re-
ceived here say Lapaz, Mexico, has been
destroyed by a hurricane, followed by n
tidal wave. The water in the bay rose
to an unprecedented height, invading
that portion of the town fronting on the
bay and carrying to sea men, brutes
and debris of the wrecked buildings as
the tide subsidized. A dispatch announc-
ing the destruction of Lapaz was dated
Guaymas and was received by vhe ship
ping agent. MeXicans here say they
have had dispatches about a severe
storm along the coast early this week
The loss of life is reported as heavy, but
details are meager. Lapaz is the capi
ta! of Lower California and is situated
on bay of the same name The city
had a population of 1900, a cathedral
government house and town house, anC
was once the abode of luxury. Lapas
was once the seat of extensive pear
fisheries, silver mining was extensively
engaged in and its commerce was no
inconslderable.
Great Falls weekly tribune., 1895-10-11
At HOT SPRINGS
Florida Athletic Club Has Made Ar.
rangements to Recuperate at the
A1kansasE Sanitarium.
C0RBETT AND FlTzSIMMONS
Work to Be Immediately Begun on
the Amphitheater--Fight Last
Day OF October.

HoT SPRINGS, Ark, Oct. 10-Mayor
Waters and Attorney Martin returned
today from Dallas, where they secured
the Corbett. Fitzsimmons fight for Hot
Springs e. II. Silvan, architect for the
club, also came. Dan Stuart will arrive
Sunday or Monday. Sivan said he
would go right to work laying out the
ground for the amphitheater. The Dal-
las structure will be moved here in it's
entirety and the big fight will be pulled
off at Wilmington park, Oct. 81. Five
hundred thousand feet of lumber is on
the side track at Dallas, or on the way
here, and men are tearing down the
structure at Dallas. A monstrous crowd
of jubilant citizens greeted the return of
the committee. Corbett will train at Hot
Springs, and will arrive next week. 1t
is not definitely known yet whether
Fitzsimmons will ccme here to train,
but he probably will.
Great Falls weekly tribune., 1895-10-11
"DUART" SALOONS.
Attorney General Haskell bpines that
yhey Are Illegal.

Attorney General Haskell Opines that
They Are Illegal.
Som time ago THE TRIBUNE men
toned te fact that ii few saloon keepers
had AZ, ,t.ad to County Treasurer Dick
rrmar sYg license to conduct their
buBnc On merchants licenses, claim
irg'" ,aey transacted only IL whole
IS eae. selling liquor in no less
quauu., man a quart. The merchants
ticeL-. : much less than the saloon
Keepers liccu5a and those saloon keepers
who applied for the merchants license
hoped to evaCte the law in this way.
Upon the showing made, Mr.. Dicker-
man was forced to issue the merchants
license. But he then referred the mat
ter to Attorney General Haskell and
has received the following opinion:
"Ilerewth we noie receipt of yours Of
Oct /, and the statement therein con
taiued that Il number OF retail liquor
deai2Cs have taken out merchants IL
cenae8 ut the rat7 Of 81 and - per quar-
ter tor selling beer by the quart, which
beer was drunk on the premises.
".lhe sale of beer, liquors. or wines by
the quart means thar euch liquor shall
be avn ut one time into measure Or
| bottle which viii! contain at least u
quart, and must De sold to one nnrsOn,
| and no more, and must nor be drawn il
| glasses; therefore, II these retail llIuOr
dealers are selling beer by tho quart
| they must deliver The same to Ont per
son and not deliver lees than quart,
| I'll they should deliver bottle Of beer
Great Falls weekly tribune., 1895-10-11
A RESOLUTION

Declaring it to be the intention of the
city council of Great Falls, Mont, to
construct lateral sewer through block
252 In said city.
Whereas, 1t appears to the satisfac
ton of the city council of the city of
Great Falls.
l. Thar it is necessary that lateral
sewer be constructed through and along
the alley running cast and west through
the center Of block 252, from the east
line of said block to the main sewer on
Third street north in said city; and
?. That the entire cost of constructing
said lateral sewer shall be charge upon
and be borne by the lots, pieces, and par
cells of land abutting upon said lateral
| sewer and by the owners of said lots,
pieces, and parcels Of land;
3. That special assessment should be
levied upon all of the lots, pieces, and
parcels Of land abutting upon said pro-
posed lateral sewer and upon the owners
of said lots, pieces, and parcels Of land
for the purpose of raising fund suffi-
cient to pay the entire cost of construct
ing said lateral sewer; therefore, be it
Resolved, That it is the intention of
the city council of the city of
Great Falls to make said i'm
provement, to-wit: to construct lateral
sewer from the east line of block 252 in
the city of Great Falls through and
along the alley running east and west
| through the center of said block to
Third street and connect said lateral
sewer with the Third street main sewer;
and
Resolved, That the entire cost of con-
structing said lateral sewer be borne by
and be a charge upon all of the lots,
pieces and parcels of land abutting upon
said lateral sewer; and
Resolved, That the said entire cost of
constructing said lateral sewer be raised
by special assessment against all the
lots, pieces and parcels of land abutting
upon said lateral sewer and upon the
owners thereof, and that each lot, piece
or parcel of land abutting upon said
lateral sewer be assessed for such pro-
portion of said entire cost as
the number of feet which said
lot, piece or parcel Of land has
abutting on said lateral sewer bears to
the whole number OF feet contained in
the length of said lateral sewer; apd
be it fulther
Resolved, That the city clerk give ro-
tice to the owners of property affected
by said improvement by publishing said
notice in the GREAT FALLS TRiRUNE, a
newspaper printed and published and
circulated in said city, fur 3 neriod of at
least 10 days, that the city counci! will
meet on the 2lst day of October. at s
o'clock in the evening of said day, to hear
any objections which the owners Of prop
erty abutting upon said proposed i'm.
provement may make to the making OF
said improvements that SAID notice shall
state the estimated cost of said improve
meut. and that it is the intention Of the
city council to make the same.
Passed by the city council this 1th day
OF October, 1888,
Approved by the mayor this 10th day
Of October, 1895. c. NJ WEBS TER,
Attest: Mayor.
Z. II. CLARK, City Clerk.