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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06

Fashionable Doctor.-My dear young
lady, you are drinking unfiltercd water,
which swarms with animal organisms.
You should have it boiled-that will kill
them. His Patient. Well, doctor, l
think I'd sooner be an aquarium than a
cemetery.
Items of Interest by The Wabash
Man.
Bulletin No. 6. .....
The state of Colorado has at present
about 66,SOO,OO0 acres of public lands.
From Kansas City to St. Louis by the
Wabash, the distance is 277 miles, Toledo
662 miles, New York 1887, Boston 1889
miles.
OF vacant public lands in Colorado
there are 40,851 900 acres.
The Wabash ia the popular line east
for it's free chair cars, excellent meals at
low price, and its direct connections in
Union passenger stations.
The United States national debt is at
present $915,962,112, or $14.62 per
capita. The per capita Indebtedness in
France is SIG; in England $87; in Dutch
East India 81 cents.
Any truthful ticket agent, lawyer or
newspaper man will tell you that the
Wabash is the best and cheapest line
east.
Lookout for bulletin No. Z.
@. M. HAMPsoN,
Commercial Agent.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06

Memory is little treacherous now and
then, and causes one to forget some
things worth remembering, unless one
has an experience like that which came
to Mr.. D. E. East, Moffatt's Creek, Va,
who says II had been suffering for years
with torpid liver and found no relief
until l took Simmons Liver Regulator
when was entirely relieved of my trou-
bles. never intend being without Sim
mons Liver Regulator"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06
Japanese Missions.

The Japanese are the happiest people
in the world. I have looked into the
faces Of thousands of this strange little
people, and scarcely one in hundred
shows lines Of sin and discomfort, and
as go by the temples that have been
beacon lights to these simple hearts for
so many centuries say in my own
heart, What farce this missionary
businessl What we call civilization
brings to this people all of our vices and
none of our virtues. Now with all the
millions that have been spent in Japan
on missions I say to you, and with ev-
cry regard for truth, there are not 100
actual native Christians in Japan. be-
lieve in the Christian religion, but not
for this oriental mind.-Tokyo Cor.
Iowa State Register
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06
AT THE LAST.

1t is thy wife. Oh, husband, let me in!
am a-weary, and the way was hard.
The snow was deep; the way was hard to win.
fall before thy gate against me baird.
Oh, let me in 1t is thy weary wife,
Hitherward following with wounded feet
To find thee here and lose the pain of life.
Excepting this my bitter had no sweet
And my despair no hope when thou vert
past,
Oh, love, from out my darkness to thy light.
And now for me, for me, the dawn at last!
For me the rapture of the end of night
Downfall n my husband s silent house before
He hears me not-then death undo the door.
Mary Brotherton, From Rosemary For Re.
membrance."
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06

mention Of mouse will generally bring
from women, but genuine scream of
fear
George, please-please don't l am
so sorry was jealous and cross and
wicked"
And the tears began to show them
selves again, so, without more ado, |
went to the bow and took header. |
found that the water was only about ten
feet deep, but the ring was not to be
seen. On coming up for breath, / found
poor Virginia brandishing an oar over
the side Of the boat, with view to saw
ing my life if possible seized it with
much show of distress and waited I'M
til I got my breath. Virginia implored
me to come back into the boat, but
was obdurate. After the third dive I re-
turned to the surface, triumphantly
holding out the object of my search. l
swan to the side of the boat, and tax
ing hold of Virginia's left hand, I
placed the ring on her finger. We made
many VOWS and promises, and it was
not before some minutes had expired
that began to realize that was getting
awfully cold. Clambering back into the
boat with some difficulty, I pulled to
the house as quickly as I could. AS we
came in sight of the lawn Virginia ex-
claimed, "Of course there's that horrid
Mrs. Carruthers waiting for you. "
"Horrid, did you say, Virgie?'
"Oh! forgot, George, dear, but Mrs.
Carruthers is there at any rate. What
will she think? What shall I tell herr"
"We'll say caught crab and over
balanced myself into the water.
"But do I look as if I had been cry
ing?'
She did Enthusiastically, but before I
had time to answer her we arrived at
the landing stage. Mrs Carruthers
greeted me with:
"Why, what on earth have you been
doing?"
"Poor George fell into the water"
replied Virginia, with winning smile,
land I saved his life with an oar.
Didn't I, George?"
All through dinner that evening Mrs.
Carruthers chaffed me numerically.
bore her raillery with great fortitude,
and afterward, when Virginia and
were sitting on the piazza in front Of
the house, we made solemn resolution
that we wouldn't break our engagement
again for whole calendar month at the
very most. g lbert Burgess in Sketch.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06
Cumberland Dialect.

Farmer (loquitor)-So ye've landed
at last Well, A'se proud to see you.
All just tell the lad to louise the horses
out of the conveyance. He's deaf, but
All soon incense him. My missus has
been only very middling. She's keeping
better now, but she's very useless (help-
less). What meat there is in yon field
the year! When them Irish beasts come,
they was as lean as paddocks, and now
they're as fat as butther. It's getting
sare logged up, however; we began to
ploo out a part of the field, and then
rued it and gave over. Yon great saugh
tree has mashed the dixie. It's bad for
the land when the bikes is down, the
beasts carries all the management into
the paintings. This cundith has got
properly stopped with mud Gift A was
just to rummel (stir) it bit with a
stick it would soon hush AVA. There
a mint craving here, A can feel it,
fash A'se gotten a stang from a
wesp. There's wesp est here. It's a
strong 'un. and the beet is coming out
thick. It's very kittlesome and can
kersome thing, is wesp stang. One of
Jobbie's lads, the Tom one, has got a
venomed hand. He was stung by slew
worm, and his arm swelled up, SO he
got it charmed by an Irishman. Them
from Connaught is best. They splits and
breathes on the wound. Ave heared tell
gift an Irishman draws ring round a
tead with his finger it can't stir, and
them Irish beasts is tarrible for Danish
ing snakes. A was once just about sit
ting down in some spratty grass in yon-
der slack, when all adder cummed out
and fissed at me. My word A did run
Eels is kind Of adder. Gentleman s
Magazine.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06

Mrs. s. A. Kell, of Ramona, CAL, had
the bad luck to sprain her ankle. 81
tried several liniments," she says, "but
was not cured until used Chamberla,n's
Pain Balm. That remedy cured me and
take pleasure in recommending it and
testifying to its efficacy" This medicine
is also OF great value for rheumatism,
lame back, pains in the chest, p!eurisy
and all deep seated and muscular pains
For sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06

A series Of home-seekers' excursions
have been arranged, and all agents at and
east of Missouri river stations are au-
thorized to sell tickets to points in Ar
kansas, Arizona, Colorado, Kansas, Nebras-
ka, Missouri, Louisiana, New Mexico, Ok
lahoma, and Indian Territory, North and
South Dakota, Texas, Wyoming, and
Utah, at one standard fare for the round
trip plus ~, dates of sale, August 20,
September 10, and "a, 1895. Tickets
must be used for return passage on Sep
TENDER ID, 20, and 81, October 4, and IL,
1895. For particulars call on agents of
the Santa Fe Route"
GEO. T. NICHOLSON, H. S. LUTz,
g. A. Chicago, I'll. Agent, Santa Fe.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06

Last August while working in the harvest
fold became overheated, was suddenly
attacked with cramps and was nearly
dead. Mr.. Cummings, the druggist, gave
me dose of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy which completely
relieved me. row keep bottle of the
remedy handy. A. M. Bunnell, Center
Vile. Wash. For sale by A. G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06
NATIONAL IRRIGATION CONGRESS
Albuuueruue, N, NJ, Sept, 16, 1895,

albuquerque, ~, W., oopp' 10 looo'
For the abuve occasion the Santa Fe
route will place on sale tickets to Albu-
querque and return at l cent mile
($1.7O. Dates of sale, September Is to
81, inclusive. Tickets will be good for
return passage until September 80, 1895.
Delegates will be present from nearly
every state in the Union. Papers will be
read by eminent scientists, successful
farmers and prominent statesmen. The
program has been arranged on practical
lines, and all sessions will be open to the
general public. Reduced rates to all
points south of Albuquerque to parties
holding tickets east and north of Trini-
dad. For particulars call on agents of
the "Santa Fe Route" H. s. LUTz.
Agent, Santa Fe, N. M.
GEO. T. NICHOLSON,
G. p. A., Chicago.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06
The Grand Canon Of the Colorado

the most sublime OF natures work on
earth, indescribable, can easily be reached
via Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs
on this road. To the natural bridge of
Arizona and Montezunaa's we'll you can
journey most directly by this line. Oh.
serve the ancient Indian civilization Of
Laguna or Acoms, "the City of the Sky"
Visit the petri6ed forest near Garlic.
See and marvel at the freak of Canon
Diablo. Take hunting trip In the mag
niAcent pine forests of the San Francisco
mountains. Find interest in the ruins OF
the prehistoric
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06

o. egoa, writes ~
was sick TOR over three
years with blind dizzy
spells, palpitation of
che heart, pain il the
back and head, and
Ut times would have
such a weak tired feel
ing when l first got
: up in the morning,
and at times nervous
citills.
The physicians diff
fered as to what my
disease was, but none
of them did me any
good. As soou as ]
commenced taking DR..
Pierce's Favoritc Pre-.
scription, I began to
1sf hettns. could clean
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06

Ha ha! ha, ha! laughed the great detec-
tive, have them now! For five days ne
had been on tho trail, and had neither
eaten nor slept. He had done nothing
but drink. Under the circumstances his
joyous assertion that he had 'em bore the
similitude of verify.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06

Day. have a device to increase the
speed of cable cars. Weeks.-That won't
bring you a fortune. Get up scheme to
increse the speed of the people who have
to chase them.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06


be traced by the lines in the woman's face
Dull eyes, the sallow OF wrinkled face and
those feelings of weakness" have their
rise in the arrangements and Irregularities
peculiar to women. The functional de.
Engagements, painful disorders, and chronic
weaknesses of women, can be cured with
Dr.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. For the
young girl just entering womanhood, for
the mother and those about to become
mothers, and later in "the change of life"
the Prescription " is just what they need {;
1t aids nature in preparing the system for
the change. It's medicine prescribed for
thirty years, in the diseases of women, by
DR.. K. V. Pierce, chief consulting physician
to TIE Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Insti.
tute, at Buffalo, N. Y. d. pierce's Favorite
Prescription will cure the chronic infanIma.
ton of the lining membranes which cause
such exhausting drains upon the system.
1t cures nervous prostration, sleeplessness,
faintness, nervous debility and all disorders
arising from arrangement of the female
organs and functions.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06

Robbie Tin sober mood)-Oh, mamma,
I wish only had all the money I've spent
for sweets Mamma (proudly. my boy
would put it in his savings bank, would
MT heF Robbie deliberately. mo, man.
ma: I'd buy more sweets.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06

Sufficient Grounds-J On what
grounds does your client ask for dl-
vorce? Lawyer.-He says his wife eats
crackers in bed. Judge.-Granted! Next!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars

No change is made by sleeping car pas
sengers between San Francisco, Los
Angeles ofTSan Diego and Chicago.
The Atlantic l. Pacific Railroad, the
great middle route across the American
continent, in connection with the rail-
ways of the "Santa Fe route" Liberal
management; superior facilities; pic
turesque scenery; excellent accommoda-
tions.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06

Squildig. Il told Van Braam to go and
soak his head. McSwilligen.-Thea advice
was useless. No pawnbroker would ad-
vance dime on it..
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06

You can't impose upon me; there are
no fools in our family. She.-Sir, you
forget Yourself, III
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06
sUNBEAMs.

My child, my child, she exclaimed, in
sudden fear, what have you done to bring
this blush to your cheek? Mamma! Fall
ing upon each others neck, their tears
mingled, while the daughter explained
that the lotion she had used was warran-
ted not to injure the complexion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06

Come here, Anna! Here's vegetable
peuder. She (hurrying to the door,
Nonsense! That's the milliner with my
new hat.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06
NEW MEXICO TERRITORIAL FAIR.

NEW MEXICO TERRITORIAL FAIR.
Albuquerque, N. NJ, Sept. II to 81, 1895.
GONE CENT"
One cent per mile is all the Santa Fe
route asks for tickets to the territorial
fair at Albuquerque, N. NJ. Dates of sale
September Is to 81, 1895, good to return
until September 80. Low rates from Al
buquerque to the Las Vegas hot springs,
on above dates on account of grand
musical contest held there. Call on
agents of the Santa Fe route for par
ticulars. H. s. LuTz,
Agent, Santa Fe, N. M.
E. COPELAND, General Agent, Ell Paso,
Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06

GIT bettcf Could Steep
we'll nights, and that bad nervous feeling and the
pain in my back soon left me. 1 eau walk sever.
IL miles without getting tired. took in all three
Nttles Of Prescription anil two IS Discovery"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06
BIAN KS

We carry full and complete line of all
Legal Blank, including those required
by the Brand Law enacted by the
last legislature.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06
BOOK WORK

We are the best equipped tablishment
in the whole southwest for this line of
work, and our unequalled facilities
enable us to turn out work at the
lowest possible figures.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06

Miss Amateur-Are you musical, Prof.
Bisten.
Prof. Bisten-Yes, buff you were going
to play anything, don't mind my feelings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06
TIE WORLDS Fair Tests
showed no baking powder
SO pure or so great In Iesvs
ening power as the Royal

The telegraph editor of the Globe is so
used to writing kilograms that end up
with "Trouble expected" that he recently
made this addition to marriage notice
which passed through his hands, and the
mistake wasn't noticed until the form was
locked up,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06
Cave and Cliff DweIIers,

View the longest cabtilever bridge 10
America across the Colorado river.
JNo. ]. BYRNE,
Gen. Pass. Agt., Los Angeles, Cal.
G. n. SPERRs,
Asst Gen. Pass. Agt., San Francisco. Cal.
II. y. VAN SLyox,
Gen. Agt., Albuquerque, N. NJ.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06
yN7OMEN'S

like flowers, fade
and wither with time;
the bloom of the rose
is only known to the
Il c alt by wonian's
checks. Tile nerv-
, Gus strain caused by
! the ailments and
pains peculiar to the
sex, and the labor
and worry Of rearing
fo,,1x, oa
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1895-09-06

couldn't resist this fib. It would
have spoiled it all if had told her that
I, at Elton, had held the school cham
pionship for three years in succession.
George, dear, can't we let the men
dredge for it?"
"How should we ever remember the
exact spot where it went down? No."
this with aslight touch Of melodrama
81 must take the risk. And, virgie,
If should not-not come up, don't you
kncw--tell them that l fell overheard. !"
Virginia gave vent to scream. Not
one of those staocato notes that the
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-05-17
REDEEMER MORRILL,.

It is remarkable how mum the g. o. p. papers
are about Redeemer Morrill's attempt to take
from the taxpayers over $500 that did not be-
long to him; in other words, to saddle upon the
people the burden of paying his personal ex-
penses for office rent and clerk hire BEFORE he
was governor of the state. Suppose Lewelling
had done such thing. Wouldn't there have
been terrible howl along the whole line OF
redeemers?
We venture the assertion that no other gov
ernor ever was guilty Of such sneaking, con-
temptible act. If E. N. Morrill, didn't have
common sense enough to know that it was
wrong he is not fit to be governor OF Kansas;
but he did know that it was wrong, and would
have kept the money had he not been caught
at it.
We have heard of heart failures, bank fall
ures, crop failures and failuresto catch the tral
but the biggest failure Kansas ever had is
"Redeemer' Morrill,.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-05-17
KING GROVER.

Have you read King Growers latest ukase'
If not, read King Northumberland on the adj
vice of his counsellors-set up golden image.
Grover, on the advice of his counsellors, is at
tempting to do the same thing Nebuchad-
nezzar had unlimited authority. Growers
authority extends only to the office-holders.
Fall down and worship the golden image or
be cast into den of lions is the ultimatum.
Are there any Daniels? is the question OF the
day; and if so, where are theyf Dare any
offce-holder under the king expose himself to
Growers hungry lions2 Nary expose. There
are no Daniels in the great army Of Growers
courtiers.
Great is the king! Great is the machine!
Great is an office, but small is courtier.
No god but Nebuchadnezzar! No authority
no principles, but King Growers, and at the
sound of his voice, all the office-holders must
fall down and bray. There is much braying.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-05-17
AS TO FUSION.

We are in receipt of copy OF the Topeka
Democrat, w. P. Tomlinson's paper, which
makes stirring plea for the fusion of Populists
and Democrats. The Democrat claims that the
Populist leaders are fairly dying to fuse with
the Democrats, and that the rank and file of
the Populists are so anxious for fusion that they
can't sleep O. nights.
Brother Tomlinson is very anxious to down
the "thieving Republican rascals." He forgets
how earnestly he labored to secure the nomina-
ton of stalwart Democratic ticket last fall
in the interest of the Republican ticket. The
Populists haven't forgotten about it, however,
and, although some of the so-called leaders IN
the Peoples party may advocate fusion (though
we don't know of any who do) they will find
it impossible to deliver the goods. After the
action of the Democratic managers last fall it
is very cheeky for them ask the Populists to
Join hands with them now.
The Democrat quotes Senator Martin, who
says he is out Of partisan politics, but that he
PROPOSES to work to consolidate the silver forces
of all parties This Tomlinson claims is his
desire, ALSO
While we do not think it advisable for the
Populists to stand about the polls, armed with
water-elm clubs, to keep the Democrats from
voting Our ticket, we advise the nomination OF
a middle of-the-road ticket, upon broad plat
form, and if the Democrats want to vote that
ticket we will place no barriers in the way.
We advocate union of all forces opposed to
the present plan of redemption" but those
1o.,,
and the platform upon which they stand should
be broad and comprehensive.
Yes; we favor union, but not fusion.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-05-17
MORE REDEMPTION.

From an exchange we learn that the redeemer
legislature of Illinois raised the tax levy from
81 to 70 cents. "By their fruits we shall know
them" redemption" means office and plum
der.
The last campaign was campaign OF false
hood in other places than Kansas, and the peo'
pie are reaping the early fruit OF placing men
in Office void of honor or patriotism The time
was ripe for revolt because of the panic and
hard times, and the people bit at bare hooks,
and were landed without the usual expense OF
cheap bait Office without bait is too cheap,
and recklessness without parallel has character
lied the actions of "redeemers" in every state
where they gained the ascendancy in the last
election.
Are the voters to be fools and fooled forever,
or will they, some time, learn that unless they
elect to office honest, capable and patriotic men,
liberty will soon exist only in manner
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-05-17
TELL THE TRUTH.

In his speech opposing the resolutions adopt
ed by the Congregationalists at Topeka, about
two weeks ago, condemning "Redeemer' Nor
rill's "public sentiment policy, Rev. J. G.
Dougherty is reported as saying:
eff Governor Morrill, said that the law can't
be enforced where public sentiments against
it, he is not the first man who said it. Gov
ernor St. John said the same thing"
Now, we would like to have Bro. Dougherty
tell us Just when and where Governor st. John
said any such thing. The truth is, Governor
St. Johns whole record is exactly the opposite
of the alleged statement of Mr.. Dougherty.
Governor St. John has uniformly taken the po-
sition that the law could be enforced and ought
to be enforced, and that the officer who had the
power to enforce it, and refused or neglected to
exercise that power, was guilty of a violation
of his official OATH
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-05-17

DETROIT has dedicated chamber of COM
merce. Depew and Eccles assisted in high
sounding and unlimited wisdom. Depew
thought that all that is wanted is confidence,
and Eccles thought that little gold would be
sufficient. We have little gold, and, from
time to time, load the people to death to pro-
cure more gold, but confidence we have not and
there is not shop in the United States that
keeps it for sale. Now, if confidence was
commercial commodity, the administration
could issue bonds and buy it from time, as need
ed, and 10 what great and happy people we
would be. Then, confidence could feed the
hungry, clothe the naked and visit the tramps
on the rock-pile. BY all means, let the genius
of Depew establish confidence mandatory,
and have the Republican party protect it with
a tariff.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1895-05-17

AN effort was made to arrest Redeemer Nor
rill for appropriating the peoples money to pay
his personal expenses, and that, too, before he
became governor, but the county attorney of
Shawnee county refuses to issue warrant for
his arrest Those who are directly interested in
the matter, however, say they have not given it
up, by any means. We hope they will succeed,
and that the old fraud will get the punishment
due all thieves.