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Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

A RETIRING newspaper man gives this philosophical reason why he qui, the business: "A child is born. the doctor in attendance got Sl0, the e. itor notes and gets 0; it is christened, the minister gets s4; the editor writes it up and gets %; in time it marrie-, the minister gets another fee; the ed- itor gets piec- of cake or 0OO; in course of time it dies, the doctor gets rom $50 to $l00, the minister another S5, the undertaken. rom $25 to saO ; the editor eulogizes the Gecessed and receives O00-and the privilege of running, free of charge, a card of thanks.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

THE following Is section of the pure-iood bill, recently placed on fl, ID the Michigan legislature: "Pru,ld -d, however, thst nothing in this sec. ion shall be construed to pronibit th' ale Of skinned uilk, AS such. when pure or cold fror the cows or vessel. rlainly and durably marked 'skimm.o milk on the top or two sides thereof. f he au'hor of the bill claims that he wrote "scli from cans CT vessels" bu' he printer says he followed copy
 Iicdy. IL is sale to say, howeve that f .he printers had the making oi all the laws, some of the ., would nnr He as bat as they aye.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

THE Na.z h;e-iosn cherges that the adrn:-''-iration hasn't even kept faith with the Nayaios. T. says:
 Had the government kept iaitt with the Navajos. and built those irri. gaiion di'ches, congress would not no~ find itself called upon to appropriate S25, 900 in cold cash to keep the vol of starvation away from that reserya. tiou."
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

THE superintendent of the bureau of immigration has received copy oi a letter of instruction recently sen, to all emigration agents in Italy, in which the immigration laws of the United States are fully explained, e. pecially as to the restrictions against the contract laber and the "pnblic charge" sections. This letter calls at- teDtion to the disturbed finsncial con- ditions, and the consequent business depression prevailing in this county The purpose of the letter is to discour- age emigration 10 this county of all persons not clearly of the desirable class"
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

THE Fl t-- n~.a H very 'rulhf',lls ,ays; Men gho run political ma chne-; men whu haur on thc skrte political parlies; ward headers, win" a-e ID the parties for the money there is in it; bummers who never influence d . vote in their lives; all the rifr-rsfl and ;lum of politics, with nothing al stake in municipal contest, can b
 depended upon 10 blow their horn iu opposition rc any reform movement" |"
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17
ALL SORTS. ShOlt Dispatches on Differ ent Subjects from
 Various Places. Gold Com ng Back-MOnev Sluandered-Aimenian Outrag, s-Chinese
 General Suicides.

LoNDoS-The MsJes:ic, which sailed .c-;erday T m Liverpool carried Sl,- 10000 II for he United States. On saturday 8. 50, coo gold will te chip d from here.
 KANSAS CITY-A special to the Star from Guthrie, Oklahoma, says: "The legislative committee to investigate he agricultural college are striking some sensational testimony, showing how many thousands of dollars were cnrruptly seusndered and positions openly bought and sold. Members Of the board of regents went on iunket- ing tours at the expense of the ins,i- tuition.
 Notwithstanding 10 advises re- ceived from Armenian sources at Con- stan ntinople, 'hs ou rages by he Turks shows that between forty and fifty vil- lages were burned, and all the focks ol the people stolen or dispersed The res- idents of the villages made no effort to rebuild them, but have gone to other portions of the province.
 LosDpN-A special to the Pall Mall Gazette from Wei Hai, dated February ] ' by way Of Hiogo the 11th, says, not withstanding the desperate Sighting at Wei Hai Wei but little damage has deen done. General Taio, of the Chin- ese army, committed suicide in a nom ent of anger on account of the desert- ion of subordinates. i KANSAS CITY-1he suit of the heirs of Dr. c. W. Frakes, of Excelcior Springs, fo, s41 COO life insurance has been settled out of court by the in surance company, virtually admitting after all that the missing doctor was dead. The amount the heirs will re- i've is s39OOO.
 WAsBIs6ToH-The president has sent the following nomination to the senate Gideon D. Bantz 70 be associate justice of the supreme court of New Mexico.
 SAN FRAScIsce-The Examiner has printed story from Honolulu to the effect tha, Admiral Bes-dslee has taken possession of Pearl Hsrhor snd declared s protectorate over the Haw- alan Islands. The news came by way of Victoria, but i. not confirmed by other advices received at the game time.
 | NAsHvLLE-Ex-Ch L. C.. Garland of Vanderbilt university, died suddenly of heart disease, s4 years old. For nearly half a century he was one Of the leading educators of the coun- try
 GEORGETOWN, Tex-It is now feared the present universal mortimer will be destructive 10 cattle and other live stock.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

The bicycle business s-emsto be the onl, business that is paying at pr~-- eni. From letters received from bi- cycle firms in the east, it is feared that the orders for wheels, SO far this year, has already passed what it was to April 1st of las, year,
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Now that the pottery tru-t has been smashed to smithere.ns. the peop!r trust there are others 10 follow suit blacker letties of corporate cut,letsh if you please.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

A WALLINGFORD (Conn.) silye man ufacturidg firm has received an crder for s,srlirg silverware to be aided to the service at the White House. The members of the firm decline to give P description of the plate, but say tn order will be costly one. And still the white metal continues to hover .,,ut,,. 8
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17
DEED.

Tombstone, February 14, Sophia, the belovei wife of Julius Caesar. Funeral tomorrow, Friday. the 18th, at 7 30 p. r., from tine res- ide,ce on Allen street, between d. and 4'h. streets. Friends and &C., quaiu,auces respectfully invited to attend.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Financial endorsement and no 9 falia in sight impelled Bskersheld banker to commit suicide. Wonder why it is that people will commit sui ci ie when Mexicois SO near?
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

The Southwestern Ice Co have us. up thsir store of ice and none will be manufactured until summer. Ice will be hauled from Fort Huachucs to sup ply the demand.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

IT Is now talked in Washington ths, Secretary Carlisle may he the successor to Justice Jackson on the supreme bench. They say he i- th, man for the place, and that it Is just q place as he would like.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17
lt immense

United States Deputy attorney s. W. Dewitt Is in town, and is busily en- gagged in taking testimony of those who have claims against the government for depraiations caused by tine Indians. He |. very pleasant gentleman and one We all like to meet.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17
OUTRAGED. \ Party of Americans are Severely Dealt With by
 Mexican Bandits. Financial Measures in Cong res Schooner Seized Bill Co, k Sentenced.
MExICo CITy-Word has been

'A'tA A'Niii I htbAo bl hb bulIbEt OD patty of An E,cans by party of Mex iran bandits. At tie camp on the Iuteroceanie Railway, Captain Will iam Scott, an ex-Captain of the Texas Rangers, hi- brother, and an American named Franklin and women were surrounded by sky Mexican bandits, who shot the men down, robbed them Of every thing of value and abused the woman most sham.fully. The men will hardly recover. The p!sce is 90 miles from Pueblo, and when the news was received the Americans and Englishmen started after the bandits. IL is reported tha, a number of them have been killed. The Governor of the state of Pueblo called out the ru- rales and ordered them 10 bring in the bandits, dead or alive.
 WAsHISGToN-A financial bill on the lines of the presidents' last mes- sage to congress, has been presented. The measure Is entitled, "A bill to save the American people $l6 ,l74,770., | Sherman offered .u5stitute 10 the unlimited coinage bill reported by the finance committee. a bill similar to the one submitted by him some lime ago, providing for gold bonds a, 3 per cent and for the issue of gold certificates.
 SAN DIEGo-The schooner Wahl- burg which arrived here yesterday, was seized by Collector Fisher on the the charge oi having violated the neu traliry laws by transporting arms and ammunition 10 Hawaii for the use of the revolfing royalists. Captain Mat thews Martin proie--es inuocence, and persIstently declares that he has been on a hunting expedition.
 SAS FRANCisCo-rSe defense in the Mcdonald trial reupenad the case and made the detendent a witness. He testified that he never swore to hank statements. He GeItd that he was ever manager of the bank and -aiI is father Was in full control, telegrapbing InsrructIrrs daily. The persecution in rebuttal produce two depo.iiors who lost heavily, and both of wh,m angrily asserted that Dick was per fectly sane and responsible for his act ions.
 FoRT SMITH Ark.-Bill Cook, the | outlaw was sentenced by the UDited States Court to forty five years in the penitentiary at Albany, N. Y.
 oAKLAND-The body of James P. kiely, San Franciscn man who fell off the steamer Oakland on January 7lh while returning from Oakland wilh his wife and children, was recovered from the bay near the end of the long wharf yesterday. Identification was made by means of the clothing, for the body was unrecognizable.
 OyAHA-Frark Natravnek shoe. maker of Council Bluffs was married 10 a young woman who was thought to have foemeIly resided in Omaha. The bride disapp-ar,d ard $20,O00 in cash that Na'ravnek had save1 as the earnings oi many years, and winch be had placed in trunk in his room for safe keeping, was missing. The real name of the woman is not known, and the police in Council Bluffs are of the opinion that she entered into a cons piracy with two men with whom she was frequently seen.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

THE lower house of the Missonri legislature has passed bill making train robting punishable by dea'i, but it has so far ne.lected to proyi lr any easy and certain wsy oi catching the train robber.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

A GREEN goods man died in New York, who had only one regret. and that Was his inability 10 work ore more sucker.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

THE Califoruia legislature by 8 unanimous vote passed an anti-c'esr- cite bill. We trust that our legi-ls- ture can see its way clear 10 enact 8 similar law
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

A New York girl says spark from q fruit stand set her clothing on fire Daughters of the sucientapplo woman should beware of sparks.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Bob Ingersoll says some good things. One of the latest recorded is that "tte government canrot support us; we must support the government This will undoubtedly bnug an ayalancb of ahuse upon his heai from 'ha pop ulis,s, who will consider the asScrti;n n rana here-v prirrtir RepuhiicAn.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Large quantities oi wi!d cansiere are found below Benson, on the San Pedro, and capitalists are soon to take hold and ship it east.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

GRovGR ha- er0rch sins 10 sufrei for without bling on lim tire accu>a- tion that he is learning to play the autoharp.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

The young ladies in the lower class, in Prof. Rays room, at school, enter tained the young ladies Of the senior cls-s. most royalty, yesterday after. noOn. 4 delightiul lunch was spread, and all l'hcse who enjoyed it, prononced
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Quite 0 number of valentines were sent through the mail today. The PRosPEcToa reporter received his share bu: he is minus the postage on it.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

THE general movement of crauks n wealthy m-n, is making newspap, ' workers uneasy.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Mrs. Sophia Caesar, the wife of our well kDown townsmen, Julius Ceas.r
 died this morning after long illness. Mrs. Caesar has been in Tombstone almost since its settlement. and has hosts oi friends who will be sorry to hear of her death. The community shares with MT. Cessar his great !oss
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

PEOPLE who suddenly and unel- pectedly declare tha, honesty is the best policy, do 1t 10 create the impres- sion that they have reformed.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Mis- Bird R. b,.lt- and Miss J.nn, Moson have returned from a fortnight :, Wis { 10 tine san Bernardi ranch.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Tennis gods have aDyauced in price -ince the lady O! the white house has ecommen ei tennis a. an exercise.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

George Fits has kindly offered the use of his white horse to Chief Doyle, which will be used Tn cleaning the streets
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17
AN Oakland preacher

AN Oakland preacher waItzed through his sermon last Sunday, ,mnci to the amusem-nt of the ungodly. A an snti-sopOritic he should try tn, skirt dance
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

The inter-cOlie giate iieid-day Of the Colleges O! :, ut''ern Cali'orni. will be cid in Los Arge e. on the 22nd.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Mrs. Tom Lowry entertained quite a number of her friends at her rrsi- ,ience on Toughnu, street lsst even ing
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Rev. F. w. Downs and wife let TO- day !o- Wilcox. He took over tw Columbia bicycles. which he had sold there,
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Mrs. Julia Bean who has been con med 10 neT ed for several days, is abl' be around again.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Bishop Kerdrick will be in Tomb. None nn unday and Will hold service. pvth morning and evening.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Both houses of the legislature visi,. d the Normal school at Tempe thl' IteTnOOn.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Persons who were p la e las, night and saw tine moon rice. beheld one oi the most b-autiiul tights of the season.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Switch Annie," Miss Annie P. Grandtner, thar was, tended switch in the MIlwsu.ee & St. Paul road for fifteen years, and caused bu. one -mash-up, and that was the heart of the yard foreman, SO that Mi-s Grandt- ner is now Mrs. Charles w. Green Now that she has yielded 10 the ten der passion, she will not see a tend T pa-sin', and all the switches she will pull will be those that grow on birch trees for naughty children,
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Do lsNvers sport green bags becaus' they wish to sport the cOlors of the vast ma, ority Of their clients?
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Several Con nIeTcIal dIumners cam n on the stage day.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Miss Bridrie Delaney, one of the be les of Bisb~e, Is over from that place visiting Tombstone, and is the guest of Miss Mamie Prindiyille.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17
Attention 4. ss t. "

All members are requested to ai- end the funeral of the wIle of Brother Julius Caesar, tomorrow at 90 D. m. from the residence on Allen Street.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Delinquent tax lists are appearing ID newspapers oi the territory.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17
Hone Crushed 10 Earas

Will rise again in the bosom Of dys- p-ptic wise enough to substitute for the pseudotonics, which have bamboo zled him out of his belief in the pos -ibility of cure, the real invigorant and tomachic, Hostetter's stona ach Bit ters. The bilious, the nervous, the dyspeptIc, the rheu natic, alike derive speedy benefit from this helpful bo- tanic medicine. Persons suffering from indigestion will gain no positive permanent good from the fl ", nn- medicated etimulants of commerce, too often used reckles-ly. The Bit .ers is immeasnrahIy to be preferred 10 these as a tonic, since iis pure basis is modified by the conjunction with it of vegetable in gredients of the highest remedial excellence. Malaria is pre- vented by it, and i; infu-es vigor into the weak an3 sickly. A wineglassful three times c day is the average dose.
 cr. Prlce's Cream Baking Powder
 wssiIs Fsir iilGhsss Msdsiaa Dleasae
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Those oysters iaIl d 10 arrive yester' Jay, and We were again disappointed.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Chss. Ba, igalupi has purchased a cuspion tire bicycle from MT. Downs.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Mrs. Juliu. Caesar oied this morn ing at IL o'clock.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Mir. Edson, the book agent. IS again v,siiing our city,
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

TERMS oFIsuBscRI~TIoNs
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Today was fish day but the fish part failed 10 arrive.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Look out for the pre- licted cold snap.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Henry Forrest Of Bisbee is visiting UT city.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

No western mail today.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Nothing new in the robbery line to' day.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Stage travel Is very tight these days.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

Heavy frost fell iss night.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

The storm seems to have passed oyer ur.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

F Cna IT ursddg's Daily. Valentines D y.
Tombstone epitaph., 1895-02-17

NJ. Brown, ranch, Is registered at the Palace.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1895-04-17
As 10 Enqland's Course.

LONDON, April IL. The Globe asserts
that Great Britain will refuse to accept
the answer of the Ncaraguan government
to the British ultimatum, and will take
immediate steps to enforce her demands.
1t is stated on good authority that the
question of II protest on the part of the
United States against the bombardmcnt
of Greytown and the landing of British
troops in Nicaragua has never been
raised between Great Britain and the
United States, so far rs the British gov
ernment is aware. In any case it is
added, the British will not lombard Grey
town in the event Of Nicaragua's refusing
to comply with the demands of Great
Britain.
But steps will DO taken to ensure the
payment Of the indemnity demanded by
the British government, and the necessary
papers have been sent to commanders of
British warships. But the nature Of the
orders sent to the British commanders,
and whether they include the landing of
troops, Is not stated.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1895-04-17
WAGES GOING UP.
Action OF Mill Owners which Causes Re
l0lcinJ at Fall River.

FALL RIVER April l7.-Fall River re-
joices. Tho general advance In the wages
OF over $1,000 mill operatives has been
voted.
Something that two weeks ago seemed
to be most improbable, something which
above everything else was hoped for has
been achieved. through the action OF M. q.
d. Borden.
Weaycrs will bo paid IL cents cut.
They are now working for 10. Wages
will 20 up IL per cent, and this means a
distribution Of nearly SlS0 600 more each
week than has been worked into tho chan
nels of trade for eight months.
Tho meeting Of tho Cotton Manufactur.
ers' association yesterday afternoon was
the shortest on record, and productive at
the same time OF ono OF the most i'm.
portant results. tho voluntary advance Of
IL per cent.
The agents were called into session Mt
$3.50. Some minutes were wasted before
the association came to ordor and Mt 2: 45
tho meeting adjourned. The business scs-
sion Is said to have lasted but about six
miputag
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1895-04-17
Looking Up Duranrs Record.

SAN FRANCISCO, April IL. - Theodore
Durant was arralgned In the police court
yesterday for the murder OF Marion Will
Jams. The hearing was set for Monday
next Police Detective Anthony has
identified Durant as the man who, ls
months ago, took the daughter of an cx-
policeman To San Jose and there betrayed
her. After returning her, Anthony says,
Durant forced the girl to become an In
mate of disreputable house. The police
now believe Durant intended to burn the
church and SO destroy the evidence Of his
crimes
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1895-04-17
Not Archduke Johann.

WAsnINGToN, April l1-Ofllcials OF tho
Japanese legation horo havo exploded tho
sensational story that Count Yamngata Is
In reality Archduko Johann OF Austria.
who disappeared several years ago. Count
Yamagata visited Washington fow years
ago and made many friends
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1895-04-17
Wires Are Down.

KANSAS CITY, April ia storm OF
great severity passed over eastern Colo
rado, Kansas. Oklahoma and the south.
west generally. In Colorado and Kansas
considerable damage was done. but 1t Is
impossible to learn anything from those
sections, because nearly all telegraphc
communication has been cut off. In
southern Kansas and Oklahoma peculiar
features OF the storm were the intense
darkness and the extraordinary electrical
display
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1895-04-17
Looks Bad For Buchanan.

WASHINGTON, April 1.-THE United
States supreme court yesterday heard ar
gument OF counsel In the case of Robert
Buchanan of New York, who petitions for
writ of error and stay of proceedings to
prevent his execution. Justice White
thought there was no occasion why the
court should interfere In this case more
than in any other state murder case, and
Justice Gray raised the question of the
propriety of granting the writ Of error.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1895-04-17
The Chronicles Wall.

LONDON April 17..-The Chronicle, re-
marking that the Monroe doctrine has
never been acted upon. says: Surely 1t
has it's corollaries. Washington ought not
to interfere with Turkey as 1t is doing In
Beyonk. and II Europe must not interfere
In the West, will Washington guaran &C
the behavior of the semi barbarous states
OF Central and South American Nothing
could be more convenient for us than to
deal with Washington In such matters.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1895-04-17
Too Much Furniture on the Market

NEW YORK, April 17.-Representative
of the leading furniture manufacturers liz
the United States are in secret conven ton
here. 1t is admitted that negotiations are
pending for u restriction of the output for
the present
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1895-04-17
President Saw the Parade.

WASHINGTON, April 17.-Emancipatior
day was celebrated by the negroes Of the
district yesterday. The chief feature Of
the day was a parade. President Cleve
land reviewed the procession from th'
portico of the White House
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1895-04-17
New Buildinu COLLAPSED.

GLovERsvILLE N. Y, April 1.-THE
walls of tho nearly completed Trctz block
collapsed yesterday, owing to defective
foundation. Two painters were killed.
and two plumbers were badly injured.
Some dwelling houses had their roofs
crushed, but tho tenants escaped injury.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1895-04-17
Miners Lives ENDANGERED.

ALBUQUERQUE, N. NJ, April 17.-One OF
the mines of the Crescent Coal company
at Gallup caught fire and Is men were
almost suffocated by smoke and gas.
They were carried out of the mine after
the fire was eXtinguished.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1895-04-17
Bul One Juror Accepted.

NEW YORK, April l7--Tho six jurors
who wero selected i'm tho trial of Police
Inspector Mclaughlin yesterday wcro all
sot aside by challenges at the end Of the
day, leaving but ono juror who has been
sworn i'm
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1895-04-17
Shoe maker Whites Nerve.

COLUMBUS, Ga, April III. A. White
OF this city announces his intention of be-
coming a candidate for President of the
United States as a silver man and labor
ing man. White is n shoemaker. He has
been an unsuccessful candidate for mayor
of this city and for sheriff
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1895-04-17
Wedding Tour Interrupted.

DAYTON, o., April 17.-Danny Nugent,
pickpocEet, and Minnie May. n notori-
Gus shoplifter. who is rcputed to have
stolen $3.50, 900 worth of goods, here on q
wedding tour, were arrested yesterday.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1895-04-17
Death OF Umpire McOuaid.

CHICAGO, April T.'-John McQuaid. the
well-known baseball umpire, died sud-
denly last evening ut the residence of his
brother-in-law, OF heart failure