New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1895-02-07
The TALK OF THE DAY.

The Hndoos have word for friend, because
they the word brother instead
Thither Drlfting-The woman sprang for.
ward.
II am so glad TO see you"
with great warmth she kissed the man who had
just aghted from the cars win oirdcage III ons
hand ard bandbox In the other
None knew the mighty struggle in her heart.
None knew she was not just as glad as she pro
TO stop with them month-tDetroit tribune.
In the February number of The American
Magazine OF Clvics " is an article on the position
and power OF the Catholic Church in the coming
social struggle, by Charles Robinson. one OF the
editors of The North American Review. Mr..
Robinson argues that the Church will be the most
important agent in preventing complete disruption.
MothermJohJnnn}y; go dow down to the grocer ana
JOHNNY heard pa say he didn't like black tea
Mother-It makes no difference what your father
says Johnny. This family Is In mourning now
(Berliner Tagebatt
Nearly a hundred schemes have been devised
for utilizing culm, the name given to the fine dust
or refuse OF coal that is shipped from the mines
Many OF these schemes have proved useless. 1t 10
now suggested that electrical power plants be estao-
lished at ali coal mines where cum accumulatea
and that it be used as fuel for generating power
which could then conveyed by wire TO neighoor-
ing cities.
SAMENESS.
.Day by day." said the man blase.
I'VE are finishing where we began; .. .v.,
Some embezzler so gay from MS nome goes a"N
And China is whipped by Japan
And gold galore goes the ocean Ger
And Senators queer things say -,
And Queen Lii is ambitious to spill
New corpuscles. day by day.
committees storm and demand reform.
And Congress is blamed for delay 5000,
Wen come out OF the hole. no oouo%
They say to us. day by day
And masters and men are at strife again.
And statesmen their Ire re- display nSpdsyins indeed
TO keep IL up day by day.
"Nack-a-day" said the man blase,
What pitiful slave am / ~
Monotonys curse I'd forsake IN hearso'
u i -(washlngton Star.
4 hotel in Chicago is heavily charged Win
electricity that the guests cannot move arou"e
without getting shock which Is often pa'"'u'
II is bad that when one walks across 'he iou''
a spark will leap over a space OF two inches inc
guests have had some funny experiences o"'
man came getting cash cut in MS lace
when he went to get shaved. because he was 80
startled by spark from the razor lhen an.
other man thought he had stepped on neeui.'
when he got into bathtub. This peculiar cono.
| ton OF the building puzzles the electricians ana
some think the whole house VIII nave 10 DC WV
| hauled and revised.
happened TO overhear your criticisms this morn;
| ing OF the manner in which business Is carrr ,
/ on here You appear 10 be laborinS under ms
taken idea. AS matter OF fact. We are not rye we
nlng this house 10 make money Not at all w
carry on this business simply as a school TOT 'ne
Instruction of young men. But as you seem 40 10
| IL would be only wasting your time TO keep yVa
here The cashier will settle with YOU WHAT
loss is your gain. -tBoston transcript
1.-The Boston Advertiser says that a few day.
ago an intelligent and well-dressed lady entereo
the shop OF maker OF plaster-casts In that city!
and inquired earnestly; You make casts, don
you? Have you east OF Trby's foot? lhe
good-lookng young in attendance olusneo.
and stammered out that he had an impression t'H'
Trilby was a myth. We'll" said the wouio-os
customer IL was told you would have II, II any
body but II you haven't 1t must look eise"he,e'
And she departed In a hurry. Considerus ~"
GRAND. haste was needed. She would nave y"
travel far before she found what was wanted
As a Matter of Companionship.- All who wans
TO go to heaven" said the minister WI" p"
stand up" ~. u,..a m
Apparently the whole congregation $1,000 up. "a
please sit down. All who don't want 10 ~ "
! heaven will now stand up.
one to his feet 49,, a. .. him
Leaning forward and pointing his nnger q. IN" I'M
the good pastor spoke In tones quNe'"s WV"
There is one person In this vast audience -
am sorry to say-and yet only one reJ Ho Won
say-who does not want to 80 70 me standing
figure In slow, impressive manner , aar y n the
placed yourself In attitude OF uena liz 20 made
a lest and mockery of sacred things and under ~
thin disguise of independence have Su'se e,id he
feelings Of friends and b SsniSes? VINO "0D
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