The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1895-07-31

the paper tonight?"
mo" replied George. whose back
was turned, ''nor amt to. I'm sick Of
the whole thing. You knew, for l told
you, I couldn't risk anything under the
circumstances unless it was absolutely
certain"
And that what you call 'risk?''
"Oh, hang! l know it's my own
fault-only don't bother me with any
more of these fine tales"
Now, I call this very Hnkind of you,
George" said Scherer, injured. II do
indeed" And so saying Mr.. Scherer
cast an eye down the money column.
When it reached "Gold Bugs" that
particular eye fared up like a fusee.
Nov, what should you say if Gold
Bugs went up again to 81, eh?"
"Rotw
Fright you are, dear boy. Rot, is
it? Well, we'll, you think l misled you
about that little deal, eh?'
well. if you wan plain speaking,
Mr.. Scherer, l think you did"
And You and ! friends, George !
This is what m of trying to do a
man a good turn! Now, what do you
say if l offer to take those shares off
your hands again, since you're so cut
up over 'em?"
"At a shilling apiece, l suppose. Ha,
hat"
"a shilling apiece? No. sir; not at
"a shilling apiece I'll give you what
you gave for 'em and "a shilling apiece
over to soothe your injured feelings.
What dye think of that?"
Mr.. Scherer found his magnanimity so
e~xhilarating that he drew himself up.
threw open his coat and slipped Georges
Evening Intelligence into his own
pocket.
lyon doubt my honesty and my good
faith, ell, my dear SIR" he said, pull
ing out his checkbook and a roll Of
notes. Last week you paid me e25O. If
you will be SO good as to hand me back
the scrip, I shall have much pleasure in
handing you my check for e362 los. or
perhaps" he added, with cutting sar-
casm, "since you doubt my honesty you
would prefer Bank Of England notes?"
George, who, had risen, half dazed,
had just enough presence Of mind to
gasp in his establishment:
IF it's all the same to you, l should"
Certainly, my dear SIR"
I'm only delighted to hand it back
to you," said George fervently as he
passed owe the scrip and received the
crisp notes and cleaning gold in ex
change.
And yet, strange to say" laughed
Scherer, Il a assure you I'm no less
delighted to take it back. Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!' for some moments the
exclamation prevented speech, When
Scherer found breath, he remarked to
his bewildered friend my dear George,
let me give you a word of advice-in
fact, two words. Don't doubt your
friends honesty again, and when you
hold active shares keep a sharp eye on
the papers. Ha, ha, hal"
1.-THE papers?" echoed Littlecash.
Why, no, haven't seen tonight's paper
yet" and he struck a bell.
"Yes, sir?" said the Office boy.
where's tonight's evening paper,
Tippetts?"
"Ain't come in yet, SIR"
"Oh, yes, it has," corrected Mr..
Scherer, choking with laughter as he
produced The Evening Intelligence. Il
just-just mechanically picked it up for
a moment myself"
But the Office boy triumphed.
THAT'S a hold one, sir. Tonight's
amt come in not yet, sir"
"Not come in!' shrieked Scherer,
turning to the date. why, good Lordl
The ID papers a month oldp'
) Mr.. Scherer's EXPLANATIONS as he sank
into Georges chair were so shockingly
profane that ever the Office boy turned
pale and expected a fash Of lightning.
George got his friend out of the Office
at last, but made a point of handing
him back the odd e12 1O-''to soothe
his feelings" The wedding took place,
and Uncle Piper will never know the
particulars Of Georges first-and last
little adventure ON the Stock Exchange.
st. James Budget.